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This book contains bullshit fuzzy logic,\nphysics, and linguistic analysis which have not been approved for\npublic consumption, and can be used to design weapons of mass\ndestruction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\n\n<\/p>\n\n *~Abandon\nHope All Yea Who Enter!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n************<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n\nIntroduction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhile\nthere are plenty of academically trained philosophers and physicists\nout there, I’m merely another well known nobody online myself. Just\nanother brain-damaged, mentally deranged, armchair philosopher, known\nfor my interest in Taoism and physics in particular. My only real\nclaim to fame is that, fifteen years ago, I became the first person\nto crack the analog logic of the Tao Te Ching and, almost\nimmediately, I had to close two email accounts, and put Linux on my\ncomputer. Many years later, after things had long since quieted down,\nI began publishing my work at writerscafe.org only to have the\nPentagon censor my half-finished book from the entire worldwide web.\nGoing the extra mile in my case to censor every major search engine,\nwhen my poetry alone is Nobel caliber. Not that Socratic philosophers\nor Taoists give a crap about such things, but the book is aimed at\ncombating global warming, and environmental destruction, while\nthey’ve been stealing the work of even Winnie The Pooh Taoist\nPriests, then censoring it online, to increase its value to\nthemselves. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\ntradition is 12,000 years old and, perhaps, 350 million people write\nour "Oneness Poetry", with 50 million of them writing this\nspecific genre of "Rainbow Warrior Poetry!" Cracking the\nanalog logic, empowered me to also become the first to extrapolate\nour poetry into chapters, in a self-consistent, nontrivial, and\ndemonstrable manner, providing the most parsimonious explanations for\neverything, and meeting academic standards for mathematics and a\nSocratic philosophy. Including, providing dozens of unique\npredictions, qualifying it for a "Theory of Everything and\nNothing!" One, that proves academia are liars and posers,\naccording to their own standards, and heavily censor even themselves.\nHowever, the reader has to decide for themselves, whether its merely\na collection of mathematical jokes, a real philosophy, or both while,\nwithout the extremely subtle sense of humor of a Taoist master, and\nthe brain of an Einstein, its impossible to determine which it is,\nwith any certainty.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\nnothing more than personal facts, scientific facts, popular song\nlyrics, commonly used phrases, and salty quotes, often straight from\nShakespeare and the Bible, any existing supercomputers can already\nspit out perhaps 20,000 pages worth, that academia and the\nmilitary-industrial complex can never hope to comprehend, because\nthey all practice Three Stooges slapstick, religiously. Of course,\nsupercomputers are all regulated by the military, so I wrote down\nenough of the analog logic, that any modern AI will now do the trick\nbut, accidentally-on-purpose, I left out all of the silly little\ndetails online, that make it much easier to comprehend. To the best\nof my knowledge, my work can be considered an "ideal"\nlanguage for programming an AI, and used to cure their schizophrenia,\nused in radically different forms of quantum cryptography, and for\ncountless other practical applications. In particular, it can be used\nto create an "Information Singularity", or "Tar Baby\nBlack Hole Sun", with unpredictable results…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nfirst application I’m working on is an "Oracle AI", similar\nto a high tech version of a "Magic 8 Ball", but with a\nmathematical sense of humor, and the better any individual’s sense of\nhumor, the better the AI can adapt to their idiosyncratic sense of\nhumor, and accommodate their needs, providing customized cryptography\nand predictions. Rather than performing logical calculations, like a\ncomputer, the conscious mind uses pattern matching to efficiently\nmake predictions. Combined with bitcoin, such an AI could be used to\nestablish a decentralized economy online, based on Karma, one that\nthe Pentagon and the oligopolies can’t touch. You could say,\neveryone’s economy has largely been based on Three Stooges slapstick,\nfor the last 10,000 years, and I decided humanity was long overdue\nfor someone to elevate the worst of the comedy, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Several\nFucking Notches<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCan\nyou tell I’m not your typical Winnie the Pooh Taoist? Some of us are\njust censored much more often than others, and I really can’t blame\npeople, who typically don’t even know how to use a dictionary. It’s\ntrue, I did a survey for over ten years and, once, had a Harvard Law\nclass look me up online, having heard that I was asking two simple\nquestions, that nobody has ever answered. Like all the rest, they\nfailed miserably to describe how to use a common dictionary, and to\nelucidate the simple distinction between a lynch mob and a democracy.\nAnywho, thanks to modern academia and the military-industrial\ncomplex, the Pentagon is now <\/b><\/i><\/font>Living\nIn Their Own Private Idaho<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAssuming\nthey can chop up any mathematics and physics they don’t comprehend,\ninto little tiny bits and pieces online, leaving whatever scraps they\nwant more of right now, in the public domain, and censoring the rest.\nAs if they were the Catholic Church, attempting to censor physical\nreality itself, by throwing Galileo in the dungeon. Not that I blame\nthem for trying, because all of the scientific evidence, for the last\n130 years now, has indicated that we inhabit a magical, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Goldilocks\nUniverse<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nHippies tried to warn them, that it simply means Karma rules the\nuniverse, and the harder they attempt to shove their heads in the\nsand, the worse it will get. For their trouble, they started throwing\nharmless potheads in federal prison, and bugging their computers, and\nonly started legalizing marijuana in some states, after they had\ncollected most of the mathematics they wanted, for their AI and other\nresearch.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nquarter of all federal prisoners are potheads to this day, that even\nthe guards say are not a threat to society, while the republican\nparty recently walked into the Pentagon, and told them to stop their\ninvestigation into radical right wing extremists, sometimes\nthreatening to kill everyone in their own battalions, and they\nstopped immediately. As if, conservatives have now been granted the\nright, to not only shred our constitution, and abuse and censor\ndemocrats at will, but kill any democrats that dare to join the\nmilitary. All-too-predictably, in the last year alone, enlistment has\ngone down the toilet altogether and, understandably, they’re now\nattempting to replace them all with drones while, WWIII should prove\ninteresting, if you like Three Stooges slapstick, with 70% of the\npopulation now admitting they would never volunteer to defend their\ncountry. The Pentagon censored the chapters of my book, and left the\npoetry untouched, despite both explicitly incorporating the same\nlinguistic mathematics and physics, as if they’re attempting to steal\nwhatever useful tidbits of reality they can currently comprehend, and\ncensor everything else, just like the Catholic Church did with\nGalileo.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\nfuzzy logic, or jokes, can be used for anything, including steering a\ncruise missile right through your front door, while western cultures\nhave no comparable tradition. You’ll just have to trust me on this\none, or not, but analog logic is taboo in any civilized culture,\nsurreptitiously banned from most internet websites, which are\ndeliberately designed to attract trolls instead and, increasingly,\ncensored from the entire mass media. Part of the reason for the\nsudden success of Talk Radio, Fox News, and the Tea Party, is the\nPentagon, academia, and the mass media helping them to censor any\nhumor, that might expose their insanity. Both parties share the same\npolitical strategy of, "All’s Fair In Love, War, And Politics!"\nGeorge Orwell missed that one, because its taboo with both political\nparties, and anathema in the Hallowed Halls. Although that might\nsound like merely a joke, the sad truth is, the overwhelming majority\nof both parties scrupulously apply their morality to everyone else,\nbut seldom to themselves. Neither party even represents their own\nconstituents, who insist an informed electorate is a danger to\nthemselves, and the mass media is never to be trusted! They demand\ntheir own parties censor everyone for their own protection, including\ncensoring each other! A strong majority, of even so-called\n"liberals", now want to throw away the first amendment to\nthe Constitution, concerning the right to free speech and freedom of\nthe press, so they can censor "conservatives" more often.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSo,\nI took pains to post my progress online, for over four years, then\nleft them my Tar Baby to play with, and encouraged the Pentagon to\ncensor me as well, so they would ring the dinner bell, for every spy\nonline to take another hard look at my Tar Baby! They were very\nobliging, and refrained from censoring me, until I had already\nstopped updating my work for several months, and they gave up any\nhope of my ever publishing more math and physics for them. They’ll\neither figure it out, or not but, I decided, its best to give the\nThree Stooges as much warning as possible. That an AI can read my\nbook in two minutes flat, and extrapolate even more of our analog\nlogic, which is ideal for both cryptography and AI, that neither the\nPentagon, China, nor Russia can ever hope to comprehend, or predict,\nbecause it requires both the subtle sense of humor of a Taoist\nMaster, and the brain of an Einstein.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNo\ndoubt, that might sound odd, to say the least, but this entire book\ndemonstrates how the truth itself is sometimes up to 125% efficient,\nmeasurably on even macroscopic scales, providing a simple explanation\nfor why quantum mechanics, fuzzy logic, chaos theory, and Relativity,\nall remain complete mysteries to this day. The sad fact is, Galileo\nwas merely the tip of the iceberg and, over the last 130 years,\ncultures around the world have progressively been attempting to\ncensor half of reality, erecting an enormous house of cards, while\nacademia and the mainstream keep daring anyone to knock it down. I\nprovide the linguistic-mathematics required to easily automate the\nprocess of collating and documenting all their nonsense, anonymously,\nwhenever prudent. In particular, the truth being 125% efficient can\nexplain why both humor and consciousness remain profound mysteries,\nin the Hallowed Halls, to this very day… They censored me for\ndescribing the analog linguistic mathematics and physics of a\nsingularity, based on the Tao Te Ching, because it can be used to\ndescribe how any lie, taboo, language, mathematics, and physics work,\nusing a, "Bullshit Theory of Everything and Nothing!" But,\none that can be quantified and automated, and used against academia,\nthe mainstream, and the military-industrial complex…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAcademics\nwill readily admit that nature is analog, then summarily dismiss a\ngreat deal of their own analog logic and evidence, as entirely\nmeaningless and socially unacceptable, explaining why the whole world\nis falling apart today. Conan O’Brien has video of the same thing,\nthat you can find at Democracy Now<\/u>, and people have repeatedly\nthreatened me with even physical violence, online! For daring to\nbring up the simple fact, that the common dictionary is as common as\ndirt, and they’ve booted me off endless websites as well, for using\nthe wimpiest potty humor imaginable. It turns out that classic logic\nis the best for telling lies, while analog logic, including cuss\nwords, humor, and other emotions, reflect our own innate grammar and\nsyntax, more closely related to our cellular level organization.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ncells of our bodies are more dependent on honesty among their ranks,\nfor their very survival, and pattern matching is wildly more\nefficient at revealing the truth, but also happens to be more error\nprone than classic logic. Jokes being more efficient, is something\nyou can easily measure and document in your own living room, among\nother things, as "Sparkling Laughter" and, implies that the\ntwo express their own particle-wave duality on macroscopic scales.\nSomething that it should be easy to manipulate using simple fuzzy\nlogic, and used to amplify different quantum effects, while my analog\nlogic is theoretically ideal for any complex AI circuitry, and I’m\nworking on the simplest possible model, that resembles how our vision\nworks, and a high tech, "Magic 8 Ball!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNeither\nlogic nor humor alone can ever manage to convey the truth, the whole\ntruth, and nothing but the truth, <\/b><\/i><\/font>So\nHelp Me God<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIronically, leaving each individual with no choice, but to ultimately\ndecide for themselves what is the truth. Besides being better for\ntelling lies, classic logic describes how almost anything can make\nsome sort of sense, if you try hard enough, while humor describes\nhow, somethings, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Can\nMake Way Too Much Damn Sense<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThe truth itself can be considered the greater context, or greater\ntruth, that determines the identity of its own contents, making the\ntruth sometimes more obviously up to 125% efficient, even on\nmacroscopic scales. Which is also why it should be easy enough to\nprove it in your own living room, using something as simple as\n"<\/b><\/i><\/font>Sparkling\nLaughter<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\nthe infectious kind that nobody can resist, or using anything else\nthat academics have no real defense against, including their own more\ncommon contradictions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ntruth is just plain better, in every way that counts dammit! Like\nsomething straight out of a Disney film or the Muppets, explaining\nall the confusion in modern physics and philosophy, and why the whole\ndamn world is rapidly spiraling down the toilet! Without a doubt, the\noverwhelming evidence indicates the simple truth is magically more\nattractive, meaningful, insightful, humorous, harmonious,\nself-assembling, self-organizing, self-correcting, self-evident,\nself-explanatory, easier to maintain, the spark of life itself, and\nthe origin of all consciousness and awareness, yet, nobody wants to\ntalk about it in academia. Instead, they’re heavily censoring the\nentire mass media, having caught on a while back, that Pink Floyd’s\n"We Don’t Need No Education", and "The Emperor’s New\nCloths" combined, can reveal every vulnerability that comes with\nall of their more cultured "civilized" taboos, and how\nanyone can exploit even Wall Street’s lack of a more naive sense of\nhumor, for fun and for profit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tInexplicably,\nthe long, long, list of embarrassing mysteries…. just keeps\ngrowing! Threatening to consume half the modern sciences, with even\nastronomy now starting to fall apart, and the Hubble Constant\nbecoming questionable! Worse still, decades ago hippies began to\nquietly suggest, that the evidence already indicates, we inhabit a\nmagical "Goldilocks Universe", and the longer they keep\nattempting to deny it, the harder it will inevitably come back to\nbite them in the ass! Forget about the earth being the center of the\nuniverse, in defiance of every physical theory, our orbit,\ncomposition, sun, moon, and orbit in the galaxy, have all turned out\nto inexplicably be neither too hot, nor too cold, but just right,\nalong with the Big Bang itself! Of course, the implication is that\nKarma rules the universe, while academia, the Pentagon, and Wall\nStreet would often sooner melt the entire surface of the earth, and\nlive underground, than admit they’re all liars, who’re now\nresponsible for destroying the entire planet, and attempting to\ncensor half of reality, as if they’re all no more than two years old!\nUnderstandably, governments, corporations, and academia all freaked\nout and, all too predictably, began censoring and classifying even\nmore of reality then ever before, while pouring outrageous sums into\nhigh energy physics experiments. Hoping against all hope, to be the\nfirst to copyright and patent the laws of nature, only to have every\nexperiment they conducted mock all of their attempts, yet, nobody\nnoticed…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBoth\npolitical parties diligently censoring themselves, as well as each\nother, makes US politics a grudge match straight out of professional\nwrestling. Which means they’re all organized like chickens, with\nforty years of extensive studies already proving it, in the case of\nrepublicans and, additionally, establishing working memory as the\nonly known reliable measure of anyone’s career potential. Making it\npossible to model their collective behavior using Newtonian\nmechanics, but my own work involves using quantum mechanics and fuzzy\nlogic, for normally anywhere from 10,000-1,000,000,000x greater\nefficiency, and up to fourteen decimal places of accuracy and\nprecision.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDualism\nfirst emerged around 10,000 years ago, when western civilization\ndeviated from Asian, but was merely designed to make it easier to\nlie, by claiming language and mathematics, words and arithmetic, are\ntwo completely different things, and enforcing a self-contradictory\n"polite" grammar. Asian languages did much the same but,\nhistorically, incorporated more fuzzy logic, while still attempting\nto make the crudest analog logic, jokes, and cuss words, socially\nunacceptable. Along the same lines of Genghis Khan inventing his own\nprivate court battle language, so nobody could spy on them, which\neventually became modern Urdu, the most poetic language in the world\ntoday, not the most humorous. Unfortunately, either any mathematics\nor language you happen to use make some sort of sense, or they simply\ndon’t, and logic is integral to both, indicating that either our\nwords or arithmetic are a lie, both are lies, or they’re actually the\nsame thing, according to their own more "socially acceptable"\nlogic. The fact we use two distinctly different words, and both are\nquite useful, is an indication that dualism itself is ultimately a\nlie, and merely represents part of a universal recursion in the\nprinciple of identity. One, that obeys fuzzy logic, eventually\nbecoming indistinguishable from quantum mechanics, and leaving\nlinguistic analysis as the only way to take mathematics to the next\nlevel, Beyond Calculus! Wherein, lies the largely unexplored domain\nin physics and mathematics, of actually sharing your words, and\nplaying nice on the playground.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nwealthy and powerful wanted to be able to lie through their teeth,\nwhile they encouraged people to look the other way, whenever the\nEmperor rode naked in the parade. Of course, so they could collect\ntheir cut from the tailors. They enforced a "proper" (ie-\nsocially acceptable) common sense grammar and, after a century of\ndedicated worldwide effort, nobody has ever documented the existence\nof common sense, anywhere in the world. Our "common sense"\ngrammar contradicts itself, making it compatible with our\nmathematics, which are simply both self-contradictory in a\nSingularity. There’s no such thing as common sense, or conventional\nwisdom, which make it easier for even complete idiots to get away\nwith lying. Usually, the only means anyone had of obtaining wealth\nand power, was for them to favor the wealthy and powerful, by\nadopting their system of lying, which also made it easier for people\nto exploit the poor and working class. Additionally, explaining witch\nhunts as a convenient way to episodically suppress analog logic,\nwhich is integral to their practices, and terrorism as largely driven\nby economic Three Stooges slapstick, which has been carefully\nintegrated into all the faster growing mainstream religions today.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAmong\nothers things, again, empowering even complete idiots, in high\nplaces, to lie somewhat convincingly, to the mindless mob anyway.\nWith no real clue as how to actually share their words and play nice\nuntil, eventually, they’re encouraged by circumstances to go\ncompletely off the deep end! The Roman Emperors were often encouraged\nto be insane but, instead, the ancient Greeks enshrined their own\nparticular brand of dualism-legalism in Mount Olympus. Which, anyone\ncould point to as the source of all the crap rolling downhill, and\nwhy reality was up for sale to the highest bidder, as the different\nGods they worshiped began to compete for the most ridiculous stories.\nEuropeans eventually went on to formulate the principle of identity,\nand formal logic, so they could carefully integrate a single system\nfor lying into every cultural institution, and make their lies even\nmore elaborate and convincing, while everyone else, who couldn’t\nafford to lie nearly as often, could still get business done on a\ndaily basis. As a direct result, today, everyone is now attempting to\nclassify jokes older than monuments, written by 350 million people\nworldwide and, of course, futilely attempting to censor half of\nmodern physics, mathematics, and linguistics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nthrew Galileo in the dungeon for the same reason, due to the church\nhaving institutionalized already existing taboos, against relying\nheavily on using analog logic, humor, cuss words, the dictionary, or\nthe self-evident truth. Which was all good and well, during the Dark\nAges, but just doesn’t cut it anymore! Not with eight billion people\nin the world today, who often no longer consider themselves ignorant\npeasants, and slaves, working in their cotton fields! Personally, I\nbelieve they’re all just over-reacting myself, like any normal\nmindless mob would, and simply don’t appreciate that my book is truly\nmath and physics, and they may as well be attempting to censor\nGalileo all over again. Its just not any kind of math and physics\nthat most are familiar with, and is simultaneously physics,\nmathematics, and a language, that relies on the reader’s own brain\nbeing fundamentally quantum mechanical. Linguistic analysis and\nphysics, which just so happen to express how the truth itself is\nmagically self-organizing, with a life and will of its own, and\nlaughs at the best laid plans of mice and men…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPhysicists\nthemselves commonly write our poetry, and we merely assemble the "Big\nPicture", very much like assembling a complicated fractal\npuzzle, and waiting for the light bulb to come on. <\/b><\/i><\/font>Pattern\nMatching Rules The Universe<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nDuh! And, logic inevitably transforms into a joke, making logic and\nhumor equally context dependent, for any demonstrable meaning. The\nmath I use is theoretically ideal for programming an AI, expressing\nparticle-wave duality and networking systems logic, in both its\ngeometry and dynamics, as the quantized emotional-logic subsets of\nIntuitionistic mathematics and physics. A truly ancient 12,000 year\nold linguistic-mathematics, incorporating the most rudimentary analog\nlogic possible in a singularity, and making it the most efficient for\nuse with any analog circuitry.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnywho,\nits math and physics, that can be expressed in countless ways, and\nusually go in the public domain while, if you know where one might\nstill exist, anywhere on planet earth, I’d appreciate a hint. Maybe\nIceland, New Zealand, or Antarctica, just a little one, even a local\nlibrary in Alaska would work for me. Which, I assume, would have guns\nhandy to defend their constitutional rights! From the Bankers and\nCarpet Baggers, who’ve taken over the Supreme Court and Congress, and\nare now attempting to sell us all down the river! But, what I really\nneed is a library with serious computers. What I’d prefer, is a\ncountry like Iceland, that the Pentagon is suspicious of, because\nthey’re too friendly, don’t have money, and throw bankers in prison\nfor committing widespread fraud. Any peaceful country that might\nreally enjoy having their very own private mathematics and physics,\nwhich the Pentagon, Wall Street, and modern academia, will never be\nable to comprehend.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOthers\ncan imitate my approach but, without a sense of humor, they’ll never\nbe able to really comprehend the math and physics, and can never make\nthe same kind of unique predictions, or exploit humor as a\nsuper-efficient, uncrackable, form of cryptography. The Pentagon\nleaves our poetry uncensored, because they want more of the math, but\nour poetry says the same thing as the chapters in this book, and we\nonly have to keep feeding them more poetry, for their attempts to\ncensor half of reality to become even more self-defeating. For an\nopponent to get the punch line to a joke, they must first share some\nof your own sense of humor, thus, becoming merely more competition on\nthe playground, who share your values to some degree. Instead of,\ndeadly opponents, who frequently believe morality applies to everyone\nelse, but not themselves, and the end always justifies the means.\nLeaving academia, the military, and Wall Street out in the cold\nbecause, again, they all practice Three Stooges slapstick,\nReligiously<\/u>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nPentagon restricts the export of some hardware, that physically\nembodies advanced mathematics, which Foreign Devils<\/u> can then\neasily reverse engineer, but its impossible to do the opposite, and\nprevent people from ever sharing math and physics. Especially, when\nyou don’t comprehend them yourself! In a Goldilocks Universe,\neverybody has to keep paying it forward, which is why the statistics\nindicate that the Peter Principle<\/u> is actually real, and must\napply to any communications and cryptographic systems. As a result,\nhumor and logic constantly normalize one another, in every way\nimaginable, unless you prefer to be a hermit. In other words, among\nother things, having a genuine sense of humor, and personal\nintegrity, actually makes it easier for the good guys to lie more\nconvincingly, whenever necessary. Just like on "Hogan’s\nHeroes<\/u>", and "Mash<\/u>!" And, ensures that,\nwithout a sense of humor, cryptography inevitably becomes\ncounterproductive, for example, whenever academics attempt to\ndescribe a joke.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHe\nwho has the better sense of humor has the last laugh, especially in\ncryptography because, in a Singularity, survival of the fittest is a\ncomplete oxymoron without a gentle sense of humor and, Instant\nKarma’s Gonna Getcha Baby<\/u>! Iceland does bitcoin, and everyone is\nrushing to add AI to even the kitchen sink, while any damn fool can\nedit my work, and expand upon it, but it helps to know something\nabout the physics, mathematics, and linguistic analysis. Contrary to\nwhat some people might imagine, I’m merely among the best and fastest\non the planet, out of some 350 million of us, and all I’ve done here\nis to assemble a significantly larger puzzle than anyone else to\ndate. Hoping against all hope, to find a way to, "Save The\nDamn Planet<\/u>!" Call me sentimental, but I love small furry\nmammals, and I owe people money, while Steve Wright is rolling over\nin his grave.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tWuliheron<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWu\nLi Masters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\ncommon classroom experiment is for a teacher to whisper something to\none student in the class, who then whispers it to the next, and so\non, only to have the last student repeat something that isn’t\neven vaguely related, to what the teacher originally whispered. Most\nare puzzled as to why such a small number of people will so reliably,\nand thoroughly, scramble even the simplest message yet, in almost\nfifty years of dedicated private research, I’ve never come\nacross a single person who actually cared, as more than an\nintellectual curiosity, that almost everyone around them frequently\nbabbles like a two year old. According to apocryphal legend, Socrates\nof Athens encountered the same problem, when the Oracle of Delphi\nproclaimed him, "The Wisest Wiseguy In The Kingdom<\/u>!<\/span>"\nBecause he alone knew that he knew nothing. Puzzled as to what the\nOracle meant, he wandered the countryside, only to suddenly realize,\neveryone he had met along the way, was acting like a two year old:\nrambling incoherently, spouting utter nonsense, and carrying on like\ncomplete lunatics, about even subjects they obviously knew almost\nnothing about. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHoping\nto find answers as to why so many are so easily distracted,\nfrequently jump to conclusions, seldom ask questions, interrupt each\nother all the time, ramble nonstop, invent endless lame excuses,\nconstantly complain about everything, contradict themselves at the\ndrop of a hat, transparently lie, and fabricate complete bullshit,\njust for something to talk about, as if they’re all merely two\nyears old, accidentally-on-purpose, I cracked the analog logic of the\nTao Te Ching, and discovered a way to, <\/b><\/i>Save The\nWhole Damn Planet<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Only to have the Pentagon censor\nmy “<\/b><\/i>Bullshit Theory of Everything and\nNothing<\/b><\/u><\/i>!" What upset them so badly, I assume,\nwas my claim that quantum mechanics and fuzzy logic only remain\nmysteries to this day, due to both being progressively censored,\nclassified, and enforced as cultural taboos, by virtually every\nMilitary-Industrial Complex in existence, for possibly the last 6,000\nyears or longer. Among other things, enforced as taboos by\nexaggerating our innate biases, and institutionalizing them in\nacademia in particular. Which happens to be a modern interpretation\nof the classic children’s tale of, “The Emperor’s\nNew Clothes”, and “We Don’t Need No Education”\nby Pink Floyd, but one that is currently being heavily censored in\nthe US, along with half of reality.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nseveral decades, governments and corporations, around the world, have\nbeen bugging the computers of traditional Winnie the Pooh Taoist\nPriests, and even crazy hippies like me, because we share a 12,000\nyear old tradition of analog logic and linguistic analysis, while\nthey have no comparable tradition of their own. They’re\nstealing even our sacred writings, and jokes older than monuments, in\norder to exploit our analog logic for designing new and exciting\nweapons of mass destruction, and other kinds of technology, that they\ncan later sell at a profit, then censoring our work to increase its\nvalue to themselves. Thankfully, Tribal Hippies are anything but\nmainstream, often could not care less about the <\/b><\/i>Teletubbies<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nmuch less, <\/b><\/i>Winnie the Pooh<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and\nmany of us share an ancient tradition with some of the <\/b><\/i>More,\nOff-The-Wall<\/b><\/u><\/i>, Tribal Taoists, for helping others to\nlearn how to laugh at themselves, all over again. Right along with\neveryone else, just like in the story of the Emperor’s New\nClothes. The Pentagon actually showed impeccable timing in censoring\nmy unfinished work and, like Pavlov’s dogs, promptly rang the\ndinner bell for organizations like Anonymous, and every corporate and\ngovernment spy online, to take another hard look at my, “<\/b><\/i>Tar\nBaby Black Hole Sun<\/b><\/u><\/i>!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n \tAlmost\nthree thousand years ago, during the infamous “Warring\nStates Period<\/u>”, along with the help of mountain men and\nIndian immigrants, who had all sought refuge among them from\n“civilized” society, the isolated tribes in the southern\nmountains of China, began writing the original version of my Tar\nBaby. The first half of, “The Tao Te Ching”, or “The\nWay of Ignorant Virtue<\/u>!<\/span>”\nDespite the title, it was an innocuous looking, tiny, little book\nmerely containing short paradoxical poems, all suggesting that\nmeditation can be used as a cure for any problem you might have,\nwhich remains a popular belief in Asia to this day. Yet, the short\ntext was deceptively simple, and had actually required some 350 of\nthem, no less than three centuries to write. As good as it was for\nmeditation, it was also A Tar Baby, A Continuous Thread Of\nBullshit A Thousand Miles Long<\/u>! All condensed down into one,\ntiny, Insidiously Mind-Bending Book<\/u>! Its prose deliberately\ndesigned to attract the attention of lying thieves, and to introduce\nmore intractable problems than it was worth, for anyone to attempt to\nsteal and abuse its contents. Among the many authors were the first\nWu Li Masters of The Tao Te Ching, Mad Shaman and Crazy Hippies, who\ninstigated their own cultural revolution, when they quietly\nintroduced their obviously unfinished work, into the unsuspecting\nChinese mainstream…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nAs unassuming as the humble book appeared to be at first glance,\nnonetheless, many in the mainstream recognized immediately that it\ncontained the same Powerful Magic<\/u>, that they had all been\nsearching for, since completing the I-Ching over a thousand years\nbefore. Accomplished scholars of the day, realized the very same work\ncould also be used as an Incorruptible<\/u> form of analog\nlinguistic analysis. Presenting them with a rare opportunity to\ncombat their own institutionalized insanity, and support the peasants\nfor a change. Spread out across the vast open plains, the peasants,\nin particular, were vulnerable to attack from any direction and, for\nhundreds of years, generation after generation were forced to\nsacrifice their children, in the endless succession of wars that\narose, as the wealthy and powerful took advantage of the situation.\nContending among themselves, over who would eventually rule the seven\nkingdoms. Sometimes, promoting whatever vicious lies and propaganda\njust so happened to suit their personal ambitions, or simply made it\neasier for them to exploit the peasants.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nscholars immediately set about writing the second half of the book\nand, over the following century, well over a hundred academics, each\nin turn, contributed their own individual poems and, unceremoniously,\nchose to publish their work anonymously. With each new poem\npublished, the controversy surrounding the mysterious little text\nonly grew and, since few in the mainstream could care less about\nCrazy Shaman, Indian Immigrants, Mountain Men, and Isolated Tribes,\nwho had all chosen to eek out a meager existence, in the middle of\nnowhere, the rumor began to spread that the short book on meditation\nwas actually being published by an anonymous librarian. Who had\nbecome Enlightened, While Working At The Library<\/u>! Somewhere\namong all the library books, so the story went, he had bumbled upon\nThe Secret To Immortality<\/u> and, out of compassion, had decided\nto share it with the rest of the world. Overnight, many began to\ninsist that he should be worshiped as a god, and the text as sacred,\nas they rushed to establish Taoism as a new religion. One that turned\nout to be extremely popular with the peasants, who all wanted their\nown library cards.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAfter\nits completion, for several centuries, Every Warlord And Wannabe\nEmperor of China<\/u> attempted to rewrite the little book, to make\nthemselves look more important, only to discover that even those who\nhad never read the damn thing before, could tell right away that its\ncomplex paradoxical prose had been distorted, and misrepresented.\nWorse still, some of the peasants could use the original to figure\nout exactly how they were being lied to, and fed propaganda, while\nthe book was so short that almost anybody could make their own\nhomemade copies, on even bamboo. The Conservative Chinese\nPatriarchs<\/u> were outraged that they couldn’t simply burn\nevery library copy in existence, or rewrite the book to say whatever\nthe hell they wanted, and use it to encourage the peasants to worship\nthem as well. As also being Enlightened, If Not Necessarily\nImmortal Gods Of The Library<\/u>! Eventually, they reluctantly\nsettled for adding the minimum amount of mysticism, that they could\npossibly get away with, in order to make the text at least vaguely\nresemble the other popular religions of the day, and demanded that\nTaoist Temples must also teach Confucianism, as every bit as\nimportant to learn.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tConfucianism\nisn’t even a religion, and was politically opposed to Taoism\nfor two thousand years, supporting the dominant patriarchal culture,\n<\/b><\/i>Over Voluntary Simplicity And Introspective\nMeditation<\/b><\/u><\/i>, that might actually inspire people to\nquestion their conservative values. The only thing the two had in\ncommon was they both used the same written language, invented by the\nTaoists, and <\/b><\/i>Confucians<\/b><\/u><\/i> published\na lot of library books, mostly on how to become a respected upright\nconservative bureaucrat, or businessman. One who could become\nwealthy, and own as many <\/b><\/i>Trophy Wives<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nas he might want, binding their feet and treating them all like\nslaves or personal property, but who would never stoop so low as to\nexploit the peasants, unless ordered to do so by the recognized\nauthorities.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nthe US today, our mass media is being heavily censored, with some\ndemanding that we declare ourselves <\/b><\/i>A Christian\nNation<\/b><\/u><\/i>! That doesn’t need a constitution,\nbecause we already have <\/b><\/i>Wall Street And The Bible<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nAnd, are renewing their efforts to even censor as many library books\nas possible, with one library censoring The Bible, for containing\nexplicit content. An analogy might be, if <\/b><\/i>Quakers<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nwere to respond by publishing a similar, wildly popular, humble,\ntongue-in-cheek <\/b><\/i>Comic Book<\/b><\/u><\/i>. About\nthe value of living simply, so that others may simply live, and\nlearning how to share your words and play nice. Just a short comic\nbook, that anyone could easily print on a home computer and, by\noverwhelming popular demand, they eventually decided to declare it a\nsacred church text. Only to soon find themselves compelled to teach\nthe conservative establishment’s morality in their churches,\nespecially <\/b><\/i>Ayn Rand<\/b><\/u><\/i>, as every bit\nas important to learn as their own <\/b><\/i>Liberal\nTradition<\/b><\/u><\/i>, in order to discourage conservatives\nfrom <\/b><\/i>Lynching Big Bird<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and\nburning Quaker Churches to the ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nsimplified version of the Tao Te Ching, actually is the most popular\ncomic book sold in Asia today, while the original has been translated\ninto countless languages, and is perhaps the fifth most published\nbook of all time. With around two billion dedicated fans, another two\nbillion who might read it upon occasion, 270 million religious\nTaoists, and some 350 million who write “Oneness Poetry<\/u>”\nrelated to my own. All extrapolated from the same, innocuous\nappearing, tiny little book of Nonsense Poems<\/u>… on\nmeditation. The Chinese, and others, love to hang quotes from the\nbook everywhere, often as a polite tongue-in-cheek way to remind\npeople to pick up their trash, or whatever and, due to the\ndistinctive shapes of the poems, you can buy refrigerator magnets you\ncan shuffle around, and combine the shapes in different ways. Some\nconsider it the most popular philosophy of all time, yet academics\nstill refuse to recognize it as a real philosophy, much less, an\nincorruptible form of analog linguistic analysis, still insisting on\ncalling it mysticism, of course, due to the text requiring a sense of\nhumor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSometimes,\nwhen I made my father angry, he would snap at me, “<\/b><\/span><\/i>Work\non your sense of humor<\/b><\/u><\/i>!”\nIts common enough to read the Tao Te Ching and argue heatedly with\neverything it says, only to <\/b><\/span><\/i>Laugh Your Ass\nOff The Whole Way Through<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\non the following day! Over a period of about <\/b><\/span><\/i>Fifteen\nYears<\/b><\/u><\/i>, you can\nsignificantly improve your sense of humor! Any extreme views of the\ntext that you might have, on any given day, will eventually normalize\none another, or cancel each other out, as you progressively decide\nfor yourself, what is horribly misleading bullshit, hysterical\nbullshit, mildly amusing bullshit, or just more meaningless inane\nbullshit. <\/b><\/span><\/i>Clarity Can Be A Discerning Detail<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nAnd, inevitably, by attrition and osmosis, we slowly come to\nrecognize, <\/b><\/span><\/i>If, And Only If, The Light Bulb\nFlickers On<\/b><\/u><\/i>…\nthat its entirely composed of incredibly vague paradoxical prose,\nwith little or no real meaning in and of itself. Losing some of your\ntaboos and biases in the process, against relying on your own innate\nsense of humor, while learning to appreciate more of its subtle\nnuances.<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAllan\nWatts famously referred to the problem as, “The Taboo\nAgainst Knowing Who You Are<\/u>” but, he was another romantic\nacademic, with a stunted sense of humor, and its actually, “The\nTaboo Against Acknowledging<\/u>:\n<\/span>The Self-Evident Truth<\/u>!” First enshrined in\nmodern civilization as Aristotle’s formal logic, which\nencourages people to be much more discriminating, and exclusive, more\noften rejecting the “Big Picture<\/u>”, along with\ntheir own sense of humor! In favor of promoting more hate, anger, and\nsarcasm, or whatever rationale or bias that the establishment might\nhappen to prefer, at any given time. Galileo of Galilee was a\ndedicated physicist, with absolutely no sense of humor worth\nmentioning, nonetheless, he was thrown into the dungeon and forced to\nconfess to heresy, for merely claiming that the “Self-Evident\nTruth<\/u>” was crucial to his work in physics. Anyone with two\neyes could confirm his evidence, which required no explanation\nwhatsoever and, quite likely, his piety and complete lack of a sense\nof humor, are what saved his life! His experience merely exposed the\ntip of the iceberg of all the infantile lies that they had\ninstitutionalized over the endless eons, yet, to this very day,\nacademics still wonder what went wrong. Preferring to usually refer\nto his evidence as “Empirical Evidence<\/u>”, as if\nthey’ve never heard the story of, “The Emperor’s\nNew Clothes<\/u>”.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nCatholic Church was the only church to carefully integrate\nAristotle’s metaphysics into their theology, as well as his\nformal logic, and the combination of their strong taboos and rigid\nhierarchy, eventually cost them their dominant political and economic\nposition in Europe, in addition to their lead in the sciences. Like\neveryone else, they had inherited taboos against using crude analog\nlogic, Cussing, Telling Too Many Jokes<\/u>, simply laughing at\ninappropriate times, or acknowledging the self-evident truth even\nexists. Especially, whenever it might undermine the interests of\nrecognized authorities. Aware of such issues, the church had gone so\nfar as to formally embrace Socratic humor, as a way to compensate,\nwhen the peasants first adopted it during the Dark Ages<\/u>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIt\nwas during the worst period in their own history, that the Chinese\npeasants had eagerly transformed Taoism into a wildly popular\nreligion, and, likewise, the poorest European peasants celebrated the\ndeath of Socrates in bars, embellishing upon his legend, and\ninventing new Socratic jokes, in spite of his philosophy being\nincompatible with the more traditional patriarchal establishment.\nHowever, the church had also adopted the more modern practice, at the\ntime, of integrating formal metaphysics into their theology,\nproviding a solid foundation for their morality, and hoping to make\nit that much easier to limit corruption. Only to discover they had\npainted themselves into a corner, when their metaphysics turned out\nto be incompatible with reality, and both their rigid hierarchy and\nuse of formal logic, had merely exaggerated many of their existing\nCultural Taboos<\/u>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nsay nothing succeeds quite like success, which is why those in high\nplaces hate surprises, because nothing also breeds contempt, quite\nlike a successful den of lying thieves! Preferring to rationalize\ntheir own lack of morality as "A Necessary Evil<\/u>",\nand call themselves “Good-Old-Boys<\/u>”. The Roman\nSenate, for example, famously made Julius Caesar emperor, then\npromptly stabbed him to death on the senate steps, when he surprised\nthem with the demand that, at least, the upper middle-class should\nretain a meaningful vote, lending him even greater public support.\nOfficially becoming an Empire, with an Emperor, didn’t bother\nthem in the least, but tolerance is seldom considered a virtue in a\ngood-old-boys-club. Caesar was already Extremely Popular<\/u>, and\nnobody’s fool but, a General, famous for his battlefield\nstrategies, while they were not about to wait and see what other\nsurprises he might spring on them! Apparently, they had decided that\nsomebody else, who wasn’t nearly as popular, could be emperor\ninstead, and it would make absolutely no difference whatsoever, in\nhow they ran the country.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nshameful, or bad for business, as that might sound, the opposite is\ntrue and, Its Just Business As Usual, For Any Good-Old-Boy’s-Club<\/u>!\nMore often than not, gladly trading widespread fear, contempt, and\nloathing for higher profits. Nor did the Catholic Church hesitate to\nindiscriminately burn witches alive at the stake, all across Europe,\nor to throw Galileo in the dungeon, with both acts promoting the use\nof hypocrisy, in their self-contradictory formal logic, as political\nand Economic Weapons<\/u>. For example, if your economy is booming,\nlike that of ancient Rome, it increases the temptation for entrenched\nwealth to export jobs, and import more goods, and for other countries\nto take advantage of the situation. Strongly enforcing taboos against\nhumor at such times, while promoting more hate, anger, lies, and\ncorruption than usual, can encourage your entrenched wealth to\nexploit their own population instead, and keep more of their money in\nthe country. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHelping\nto stabilize your economy but, At The Expense Of The Poor And\nWorking Class<\/u>! <\/span>Who,\ntypically, are the least able to defend themselves, and the easiest\nto replace. Witches all use extensive analog logic, while witch hunts\nserved as an unmistakable invitation, for the wealthy to stomp on any\nexisting salt of the earth culture, that didn’t particularly favor\ntheir interests. Its not a coincidence that the fastest growing\nreligions in the world today incorporate Aristotle’s formal\nlogic, which has also been used in modern times to promote religious\nterrorism. As an even more formidable economic and political weapon,\nnow being sponsored by governments to even extort the entire\ninternet, and one that also eschews a sense of humor, as entirely\nmeaningless, counterproductive, and culturally taboo.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlthough\nofficially separated from the church, the physical sciences still\nremained largely the purview of the wealthier good-old-boys-clubs,\nwho were the only ones who could afford a formal education. In\ncountries that weren’t Catholic, they could simply invert their\nformula, and declare that it was now officially the job of the\nphysical sciences, to discover the exact metaphysical foundations for\n“Life, the Universe, and Everything<\/u>”, while\nleaving it up to the courts and the mainstream to still decide any\nissues of morality, and to continue to enforce any existing taboos\nthey preferred against using either humor or analog logic. That is,\nuntil Sr Isaac Newton invented the laws of motion which, Made The\nModern Military-Industrial Complex Possible<\/u>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIt\nwould require yet another century for someone to figure out how to\nuse his mathematics, to Calibrate A Cannon<\/u> however, the one\ninnovation by itself made every castle in the world obsolete\novernight! Spelling the eventual doom of the physical sciences, as\nthe exclusive domain of the wealthier good-old-boy-clubs. All that\nanyone had to do in order to destroy a castle, was to construct a\nlarge enough cannon to assault them from far enough away, that they\ncouldn’t Fire Back<\/u>! Newton, had given them the math, for\nfiguring out not only how powerful a cannon you need but, how anyone\ncould aim any cannon just right, in order to: Hit The Bullseye\nEvery Time<\/u>! In any good-old-boys-club, My Enemy’s Enemy\nIs My New Best Friend<\/u>! Thus, Politics Make For Strange\nBed-Fellows<\/u>! Immediately, they began to turn on one another,\nbuilding ever Larger Cannons<\/u>, and ever more capable ships,\nthat could fire on fortifications from far off-shore. Making it\npossible to successfully blockade even the most heavily defended\nharbors, strangling their exports and imports, and easier to hold\nthem under siege, starving them into submission. Eventually, the\nFrench Revolution<\/u> and the Napoleonic Wars<\/u>, put an end\nto the complete domination of the physical sciences by the wealthier\ngood-old-boys-clubs, when they chose to educate some of their\nbrightest peasants. Quickly establishing the first state funded\nuniversities, and inventing, “High Tech Peasant Warfare<\/u>!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCast\nAdrift<\/u>, of any real moral foundations of their own, or anything\neven vaguely resembling Metaphysical Anchors<\/u>, other than\nrelying heavily on “Empirical Evidence<\/u>” while,\nsimultaneously, censoring and suppressing the self-evident truth, and\ninsisting Everything Must Make Some Sort Of Sense<\/u>! Of course,\naccording to Aristotle and the good-old-boys-clubs still funding\nthem! A century and a half ago, the physical sciences Floundered,\nYet Again<\/u>! Just as the industrial revolution: Began To Swing\nInto High Gear<\/u>! Overnight, record amounts of cash were being\npumped into their Brand Spanking New, Unrivaled<\/u>, high tech\nmilitary-industrial complexes, all rushing to build the latest Super\nSteam, And Diesel Powered Steel Ships<\/u>! Equipped with Enormous\nCannons<\/u>!<\/span> Eventually,\ncapable of Shooting A Target<\/u> up to twenty miles away,\ncompletely out of sight, Beyond The Distant Horizon<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nUS promptly invented “Gunboat Diplomacy<\/u>”, when\nthey boldly sailed such ships right into Tokyo Harbor<\/u>, ready\nto take on, Godzilla Himself<\/u>! Explaining to the Japanese\ngovernment, in no uncertain terms, how to negotiate trade agreements,\nwith people on fast moving armored ships, capable of bombarding Tokyo\nfrom well outside of any line of sight! Only to have The Biggest\nMonkey Wrench In The History Of The Sciences<\/u>! Thrown into the\nbest laid plans of mice and men… To conquer the world yet again,\nwith ever larger cannons! When, Upon Attempting To Calculate How\nHot A Wood Stove Can Burn, One Of The Geekiest Physicists In The\nWorld, Max Planck, Stumbled Upon Way More Trouble Than He Ever\nBargained For<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEventually,\nhis new physics became known as quantum mechanics and, Turned Out\nTo Be, The Wet Dream Of The Alchemists<\/u>! Capable of describing how\nto manipulate all of matter and energy, with the unheard of precision\nof, Parts Per Billion<\/u>! However, along with Einstein’s\ntheory of Relativity a decade later, it implied that, Reality\nItself Is A Joke<\/u>! One that becomes entirely meaningless, at\nExtreme Scales And Magnitudes<\/u>… For decades after his initial\ndiscovery, a popular topic at faculty cocktail parties, was how to\ndesign experiments to discourage practical jokers. No less than fifty\nyears later, after the greatest minds on the planet had Repeatedly\nFailed Miserably<\/u>, to find anything remotely like a reasonable\nexplanation for how either theory worked, many among them had long\nsince lost what little sense of humor they had left.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUntil,\nall<\/span> too predictably, one day, a student innocently mused aloud\nabout the subject and, <\/span>Niels\nBohr Famously Lost His Temper<\/u>! Shouting At Him<\/u>: “Shut\nUp And Calculate<\/u>!” Bohr was thoroughly sick and tired of\nlistening to wild speculation, and utter nonsense, concerning his\nchosen profession! Without hesitation, he immediately proceeded to\nlobby congress, and the entire physics community, to adopt his\nnewfound philosophy, of sternly discouraging professionals from\ndiscussing their own work. Making his “Bohring Physics<\/u>”,\nStandard Practice<\/u>, and “Shut Up And Calculate<\/u>!”<\/span>\nThe Official Motto Of Modern Physics<\/u>! Many took his ideas\nseriously, however, unbeknownst to the Boring Bohr at the time, was\nthe fact that, already, Desperate Japanese Bullet Train Engineers\nHad Unintentionally Compounded The Mystery, Yet Again<\/u>…\nunintentionally compounded the mystery, yet again…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nengineers had become So Incredibly Desperate<\/u> they were willing\nto try anything, anything at all, including what sounded like\ncomplete nonsense to even themselves and, quite unintentionally,\nThey’d Formulated Their Own Fuzzy Logic<\/u>!<\/span>\nLike a small child struggling to comprehend the difference between\nlying and telling the truth, fuzzy logic contradicts classic logic,\nby assuming that most things can be considered “Partially\nTrue<\/u>”, Or “Partially False<\/u>”. Extensive\nExperiments<\/u> in quantum mechanics, and Relativity, had repeatedly\nconfirmed that, on the tiniest of all possible scales, and largest of\noverwhelming magnitudes, Reality Falls Apart Entirely<\/u>!\n<\/span>While, fuzzy logic implies the unthinkable, that logic itself\nis Utterly Context Dependent<\/u>, making logic ultimately useless\nfor determining what is reality and, What Is Merely An Illusion,\nOr More Bullshit<\/u>! In response, academic logicians Chose To\nStudiously Ignore The Engineers<\/u>, for the next two decades.\nAssuming, it must be merely another joke or, Of Little\nConsequence, Either Way<\/u>! And, hoping the engineers would\neventually, just go away…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSr\nStephen Hawking famously declared, “Philosophy Is Dead<\/u>!”\nBut, unlike his own theoretical work with black holes, academic\nphilosophy is seldom to be summarily dismissed as mere Science\nFiction or, Hollywood Fantasy<\/u>! The military may be dumb, but\nthey don’t get paid enough to be that stupid, Certainly Not\nIn Public<\/u>! And, all too familiar with having to work with\nacademics, who already think they know everything! Eventually, when\nthe news leaked out, that the use of fuzzy logic had already spread\nto Communist Chinese Industries<\/u>, every military-industrial\ncomplex in the world, started cracking down on anything related to\nFuzzy Logic<\/u>, and linguistic analysis. Similar to Hawking\nhimself, the Logicians had merely been attempting to conduct\ntheoretical work, and had made the same mistake as the Catholic\nChurch, with Galileo. Choosing to ignore their own Empirical\nEvidence, whenever it threatened to expose the Self-Evident Truth! To\nthis day, the Chinese are still ahead of the US in AI research while,\nif there’s one thing that intimidates the military its, Chinese\nArtificial Intelligence<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHistorically,\nthe “Wisdom Philosophies<\/u>” are the only branch of\nacademic philosophies which have ever had anything to do with things\nlike Socratic Humor<\/u> and, due to all the rapid advances in\ntechnology, they haven’t been popular in over a century. When\nthe military-industrial complex began classifying everything in\nearnest, they stomped on any further progress being made, by the few\npeople who actually specialized in such things, and discouraged what\nlittle research was being done in the field. Focusing, Instead, On\nAny Immediate Practical Applications<\/u>, and relying more heavily,\nthan ever before, on the very same logicians who had ignored fuzzy\nlogic in the first place! Unconcerned, That They Were Infamous For\nTheir Stunted Senses Of Humor<\/u>! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\nno answers forthcoming, in either fuzzy logic or quantum mechanics,\neventually everyone began to: Go To Extremes<\/u>!\nT<\/span>o collect whatever possibly useful tidbits of fuzzy logic\nthey could find, just as fast as they could, hoping to catch up to\nthe Chinese! Including, bugging the computers of Winnie the Pooh\nTaoist Priests<\/u>, other mystics, professional comedians, and crazy\nhippies like me. Google went so far as to use their own marketing\ndepartment, to convince gullible idealistic militant atheists, that I\nlike to call the “Great Googly Mooglies<\/u>”, who were\nall experts in fuzzy logic, to go to work for them. Claiming to be a,\n“Kinder-Gentler-Idealistic-Oligopoly!<\/u>” Owned by\nidealistic stock holders, that only happened to be regulated by the\nPentagon<\/u>, and were forced to censor the internet for them, and\nspy on a third of the country, but who would never, ever, lower\nthemselves so far as to help them develop new weapons. Then, took all\nof their work for Google and, eventually, moved into the Pentagon\nitself to construct an advanced AI…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nIt’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World!<\/u> And, long before that\nkind of, Planetary Spanning, Collective Corporate Insanity<\/u>,\neven had a chance to begin in earnest, the number of authors on\nsignificant papers in high energy theoretical Physics, Had Already\nSkyrocketed<\/u>! <\/span>Totally\nBlown Their Wad, Inflating It<\/u>!\nTo<\/span> well over a hundred and twenty authors, who could blame\neach other! After developing the mathematical foundations for fuzzy\nlogic a bit further, the academic sciences Were Finally Prepared\nTo Redeem Themselves Again<\/u>, in the eyes of both the military and\nprivate corporations, when physicists invented, “Chaos\nTheory<\/u>”. Holding Out The Long Sought After Promise<\/u>,\nof producing a rational explanation for how fuzzy logic and quantum\nmechanics actually work, so the military and corporations could\nAvoid, Having To Resort To Using Such Distasteful Tactics In\nPublic<\/u>! <\/span>Merely, In\nOrder To Steal Whatever Inane Scraps Of Analog Logic<\/u>, the\nlogicians and others had informed them they currently required! Their\nnewest theory had successfully described how chaos quickly emerges\nfrom the simplest orderly systems however, All-Too-Predictably,\nThe Theory Quickly Stagnated, Failing To Rise To The Challenge<\/u>!\n<\/span>Producing No New Insights<\/u>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nPale Buddha himself expressed serious interest in Fuzzy Logic, and\nits assumption is a simple as it gets, yet its proper formulation\nwould wait over two thousand years, for desperate engineers to\naccomplish! Due to academia’s taboos and <\/b><\/i>Stunted\nSense Of Humor<\/b><\/u><\/i>, the initial development of both\nfuzzy logic and quantum mechanics, which <\/b><\/i>Chaos\nTheory<\/b><\/u><\/i> is based on, had similarly stalled for\ndecades. Einstein himself, regretted having failed to invent the\n<\/b><\/i>Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nwhen he first discovered the <\/b><\/i>Photo-Electric Effect<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\ntwenty years earlier, considering it the biggest blunder of his\ncareer. Whenever he would argue against quantum mechanics, Einstein\nwould frequently say something along the lines of, <\/b><\/i>God\nWould Never Do This, That, And The Other Thing<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nWith some two hundred quotes being attributed to him and, one day, he\ndeclared that, “<\/b><\/i>God would not be so\nmalicious<\/b><\/u><\/i>!” Only to have Niels Bohr famously\nlose his temper again, and snap back at him, “<\/b><\/i>Stop\nTelling God What To do<\/b><\/u><\/i>!” Einstein considered\nquantum mechanics “<\/b><\/i>Spooky<\/b><\/u><\/i>”,\nwithout ever realizing it was his own cultural taboos, against using\nanalog logic, that were the real problem, which would eventually come\nback to haunt the entire physics community, <\/b><\/i>With A\nVengeance<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Like the very same theories it was based\non, Chaos Theory is applicable to everything known in existence and,\nwithout the slightest hint of a rational explanation for how the four\nmost outrageously useful physical theories ever devised actually\nworked, yet again, <\/b><\/i>Their Newest Theory Had Merely\nCompounded The Deepest Enigma The Sciences Had Ever Encountered<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nAnd, ever would again! Ever….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i>Repeatedly,\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>For Over Eighty Years, All The Evidence Had\nSuggested<\/b><\/u><\/i>,<\/b><\/span><\/i>\nthere had to be a simple explanation for how it all worked. In a last\nditch effort to avoid the unthinkable, admitting that 42 is as good\nas it gets, governments and corporations around the world began\nsystematically stealing and <\/b><\/i>Classifying Even Jokes\nOlder Than Monuments<\/b><\/u><\/i>! At the same time, pumping\nridiculous amounts of money into <\/b><\/i>High Energy Physics\nExperiments<\/b><\/u><\/i> while, repeatedly, informing the public\nthat they were closing in on the answers. <\/b><\/i>Reassuring\nThe Good-Old-Boys-Clubs<\/b><\/u><\/i>, as much as anything else,\n<\/b><\/i>In An Attempt To Stall For More Time<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nFor the physicists to work on their theories, as they simultaneously\ncontinued to collect all the data they could, just as fast as they\ncould, relentlessly searching for what’s missing from this picture…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMeanwhile,\nthe rest of the scientific community, <\/b><\/i>Grew\nIncreasingly Impatient With Physics<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Receiving the\nlion’s share of the research funding, yet failing to provide\nany of the answers they required. To this very day, they’re\nstill promoting different theories to the public, as realistic\ncontenders for a theory of everything, including Holographic, Faster\nThan Light, String Theories, <\/b><\/i>Simulations Like The\nMatrix, And Parallel Universes, Complete With Trap Doors, Blue Smoke,\nAnd Mirrors<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/i>\nOne of these "Leading Theories" even suggests that we\noccupy <\/b><\/i>Flatland<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and our universe\nis merely two dimensional! Yet, for several decades now, both the\nphysical and mathematical evidence have indicated all of these more\npopular theories are either dead wrong, or flat-out impossible to\nprove.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nGalileo’s time, the <\/b><\/i>Physical Sciences Were\nStill Quite Primitive<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and severely limited in\nscope, making shoving your head in the sand all that much more\nattractive an option, however, the evidence has also implied, all\nalong, that modern physics merely hints at just what kind of,\n<\/b><\/i>Enormous Slippery Monkey Wrench<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nNow confronts the entire civilized world! <\/b><\/i>The\nTheory of Relativity<\/b><\/span><\/i> is self-contradictory, with\nthe <\/b><\/i>Simultaneity Paradox<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nsuggesting, that the faster you accelerate, and the further away you\nare, the more often the chicken will appear to come before the egg\nwhile, if you accelerate <\/b><\/i>Faster Than The Speed Of\nLight<\/b><\/u><\/i>, time will flow backwards, and chickens will\nalways come before the egg. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMaking\na <\/b><\/i>Perfect Clock Impossible<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and\nthe mathematics used to justify Relativity increasingly worthless,\nthe faster any observer accelerates, or the more <\/b><\/i>Ponderously\nMassive<\/b><\/u><\/i>,<\/b><\/i> And Set In Their Ways<\/b><\/u><\/i>.\nAgain, suggesting that fuzzy logic is correct and its ultimately\nimpossible to determine with any certainty what is actually true and\nfalse, reality and illusion. For their part, Quantum Mechanics, Fuzzy\nLogic, and Chaos Theory are all, <\/b><\/i>Vague “Contextual”\nTheories<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and every branch of the sciences has\nsteadily adopted the use of Contextual tools including <\/b><\/i>Linguistic\nAnalysis<\/b><\/u><\/i>, which are still taboo in academia! And,\nstill part of the “<\/b><\/i>Wisdom Philosophies<\/b><\/u><\/i>”\nwhich <\/b><\/i>Have Not Been Popular, In Over A Century<\/b><\/u><\/i>.\nConsequently, almost nobody who uses any of these newly adopted,\n<\/b><\/i>Ubiquitous Tools<\/b><\/u><\/i>, espouses\nContextualism or Relativity as a personal philosophy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i>The\nCatholic Church Simply Stomped On Anything<\/b><\/u><\/i> research\nwise, that might contradict Aristotle, while the myriad modern\nsciences have embraced anything new. That is, so long as the\nmilitary-industrial complex supports their ongoing efforts, to censor\nand <\/b><\/i>Plausibly Deny Their Implications<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nIn particular, they all suggest that academia, <\/b><\/i>The\nGood-Old-Boys-Clubs<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and the mainstream, have\nprogressively made half of reality, and the truth itself, <\/b><\/i>Taboo\nSubjects<\/b><\/u><\/i>! For no less than several thousand years\nnow, in every civilized culture around the world! Explaining, why we\nstill don’t have a theory of everything! As a consequence, over\nthe last half century, all of our sciences and technologies have\nstarted to become overwhelming analog, <\/b><\/i>Yet, Nobody\nKnows What "Analog" Actually Means<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>Or, Is Willing To Admit They Do<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nOther than, to claim that nature is obviously analog, and analog\nthings are similar to other things…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nexample, quantum mechanics are commonly described as “<\/b><\/i>Random<\/b><\/u><\/i>”,\nwhich can be considered a "<\/b><\/i>Random Label<\/b><\/u><\/i>",\nand many claim that means they’re unpredictable but, if they\nwere totally unpredictable, they wouldn’t be useful for\nanything. All it really means is that nobody has a clue as to how\nthey actually work or, if they do, they can’t prove it, and\nwhether you prefer to <\/b><\/i>Call Reality Analog, Random,\nAnal Retentive, Illusory, Fantasy, Or Goofy<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>Reality Rolls Off The Tongue, Like Any Other\nBullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>Remaining Entirely A Matter Of How Cunning\nYour Linguist, Or Grammar Nazis<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/i>\nWorse still, some of the other accepted scientific theories, such as\nDarwinian Evolution, <\/b><\/i>Now Appear To All Be Headed, In\nThe Same, Vague, Vague, Vague, Direction<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Along\nwith quantum mechanics, Relativity, Fuzzy Logic, and Chaos Theory,\nwith no end in sight… <\/b><\/i>While, Nobody Seems To Have\nThe Slightest Clue, As To Exactly Where This Train Wreak Is Headed<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIt\nrequired no less than <\/b><\/i>A Lifetime, Of Dedicated\nPrivate Research<\/b><\/u><\/i>, to finally sort it all out, while\nbeing <\/b><\/i>Treated As A Heathen And A Pariah The Entire\nTime<\/b><\/u><\/i>, but the simple explanation for all the\nconfusion, is that every civilized culture has progressively <\/b><\/i>Made\nThe Use Of Analog Logic, Pattern Matching, Cussing<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nand humor in general, outright taboo or, frequently, <\/b><\/i>Dismissed\nThem As Largely Meaningless<\/b><\/u><\/i>. Some Primitive Tribal\nPeople can tell jokes that would <\/b><\/i>Make A Porn Star\nBlush And Walk The Other Way<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Although, a word of\nwarning, <\/b><\/i>Their Wives Strongly Discourage Them<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nTo say the least. Frequently, they like to joke that civilized people\ntend to resemble toddlers, surreptitiously flashing mischievous\ngrins, and <\/b><\/i>Guilty Looks, Even When They Are Good\nPeople, Who Would Never, Ever, Do Anything Wrong<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nIn smaller groups, humor makes it easier for everyone to get along\nbut, in larger numbers, arguing and fighting amongst ourselves, are\nfrequently the only way to organize any better, and make faster\nprogress. That is, <\/b><\/i>Assuming We Don’t All End Up\nKilling One Another<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWestern\ncultures adopted dualism, making it easier to enforce humor as a\ntaboo and, later, enshrined it in <\/b><\/i>Aristotle’s\nLogic<\/b><\/u><\/i>, ensuring that people killed each other less\noften or, at least, kept making progress. Asian cultures have\nretained the use of more polite, extremely tongue-in-cheek,\nparadoxical humor, <\/b><\/i>Supporting Extensive Agriculture<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nespecially in high density populations, while western ones have\nembraced more sarcasm however, right up into modern times, both\ncultures have progressively rejected different types of humor, as a\nway to make faster progress, whenever organizing in groups larger\nthan four hundred people. <\/b><\/i>Scum Always Floats To The\nTop<\/b><\/u><\/i>! And, the higher up you go in any large\norganization, the more taboo humor becomes in both eastern and\nwestern cultures, which is especially true for mainstream religions\nand academia, who often blame each other for their ongoing attempts\nto abuse language. For example, traditional Taoists and academics\nclaim to have little in common, yet they both reject the idea that\nparadoxes have any significant meaning, <\/b><\/i>Contradicting\nTheir Own Evidence<\/b><\/u><\/i>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\n<\/b><\/i>Countless Different Versions<\/b><\/u><\/i> of\nthe Tao Te Ching, that almost everyone reads, are missing three “Lost\nPoems” that are pornographic in Chinese, and there are perhaps\n50 million people who write our potty mouth “<\/b><\/i>Rainbow\nWarrior Poetry<\/b><\/u><\/i>!" Nevertheless, I’ve been\nbooted off even <\/b><\/i>Traditional Winnie The Pooh Taoist<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nwebsites for using the wimpiest potty humor imaginable, to describe\nthe Tao <\/b><\/i>While, These Days, I Personally Recommend\nThe Teletubbies, As Much More Exciting, Meaningful, And Relevant<\/b><\/u><\/i>.\nLikewise, academics commonly insist that paradoxes are never to be\nconfused with jokes, and are largely meaningless, that is, <\/b><\/i>Assuming\nThey Have Any Real Meaning At All<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Yet, academia\nremains infamous for their institutionally stunted senses of humor,\ncommonly could not teach a child how to use a stupid dictionary if\ntheir lives depended on it, contradict themselves whenever\nconvenient, and rely heavily on modern Contextual tools, that almost\nnobody espouses as a personal philosophy, because all of these\nubiquitous tools have become even more taboo, classified, and\ncensored over the last century.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tForty-two\nbeing as good as it gets, can be described as what is widely known\nas, “<\/b><\/i>The Great Void<\/b><\/u><\/i>!"\nFrom whence all the myriad good things doth spring forth! Making\ninformation more fundamental than energy, and requiring every context\nto have a significant amount of content. Explaining, for example, why\nits impossible, <\/b><\/i>To Create A Perfect Vacuum<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nThat is, without telling really bad jokes, that should never be\nrepeated. Additionally, implying that what we call paradoxes, are\nsimply more <\/b><\/i>Context Dependent<\/b><\/u><\/i> for\nany clear meaning, and can be treated like any other extreme\ntongue-in-cheek joke. Making it impossible to even imagine realistic\nmetaphysical extremes, such as, <\/b><\/i>A Naked Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nOne of my favorite examples, is when physicists finally managed to\nacquire, <\/b><\/i>A Measurable Phase Transition<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nfrom quantum mechanical to classical, yet their results <\/b><\/i>Defied\nEvery Prediction<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Indicating that the "<\/b><\/i>Big\nBang<\/b><\/u><\/i>" was neither too hot, nor too cold, but\njust right, for everyone to take all the measurements they could\npossibly desire. One researcher commented that it could be years or\nlonger before anyone could possibly figure out, <\/b><\/i>How\nA “Goldilocks Universe” Works<\/b><\/u><\/i>! <\/b><\/i>As\nIf He Had Never Heard The Story In His Life<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNormally,\nsomething turning out to be “just right” is not\nconsidered a problem, in either physics or astronomy, but the context\nmakes the <\/b><\/i>Joke All-Too-Obvious<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/i>And, Defies ALL Rational Explanation<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nIf anything, modern physics <\/b><\/i>Has Only Drifted Further\nAway<\/b><\/u><\/i>, <\/b><\/span><\/i>Than\nEver Before<\/b><\/u><\/i>! From establishing any kind of\nmetaphysical foundations for physics, much less morality or ethics\nand, after spending ridiculous amounts of money on high energy\nparticle experiments, nevertheless, the physical sciences remain a\nship without a rudder, going on inertia alone! As a direct result,\n<\/b><\/i>Even The Much Vaunted "Digital Revolution",\nHas Dramatically Transformed Into<\/b><\/u><\/i>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>THE ANAL RETENTIVE ANALOG REVOLUTION!!!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i>Forget\nAbout Existentialist Angst<\/b><\/u><\/i>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>GET OVER IT ALREADY<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nThey’re wasting trillions of dollars attempting to continue to\ndeny the obvious fact that, for almost 130 years now, <\/b><\/i>The\nOverwhelming Preponderance Of The Evidence<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Has all\nprogressively indicated, 42 is as good as it gets! Anything to avoid\nexposing their, <\/b><\/i>Socially Unacceptable, Dirty Little\nSecret<\/b><\/u><\/i>! When nobody has the slightest clue as to\nwhat any of it might actually mean… Considering that we still don’t\nhave a recognized theory of everything, and using <\/b><\/i>Crude\nAnalog Logic Is Taboo In Every Modern Culture<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\ninforming everybody in the world that 42 is as good as it gets,\ndoesn’t exactly inspire confidence in the system, and is <\/b><\/i>Totally\nPointless<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/span><\/i>Unfortunately,\nTheir Sustained Efforts To Censor Half Of Reality<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\n<\/b><\/i>Are Now Shoving Everyone’s Heads All That Much\nDeeper Into The Sand<\/b><\/u><\/i>! While, of course, their\ncontinuing efforts to pretend that nothing is wrong have already:\n<\/b><\/i>Inspired Scientists, In Every Discipline, To Start\nBanging Their Heads Against The Nearest Wall<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nOminously, with each passing year, they’re also promoting more\noutrageous Three Stooges slapstick, in every other well established\ncultural institution! <\/b><\/i>Doing Everything They Can To\nAppease The Wealthy And Powerful<\/b><\/u><\/i>! In order to\nconvince them, <\/b><\/i>Their Good-Old-Boys-Clubs Are Still\nIn Charge<\/b><\/u><\/i>! <\/b><\/i>And, Know Damn Well,\nWhat The Hell They’re Doing<\/b><\/u><\/i>! As they continue to\ntread water, and get nowhere… at 99.9999% of the speed of light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\n“<\/b><\/i>Tar Baby Black Hole Sun<\/b><\/u><\/i>”\nis actually an incomplete “<\/b><\/i>Quantized\nInformation Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i>”, an entirely new\nkind of analog logic, science, and technology, that inverts the\n<\/b><\/i>Quantum Observer Effect<\/b><\/u><\/i>. Utilizing\nthe extreme efficiency of our own brain’s quantum pattern matching\ncapacity, to turn the Quantum Observer Effect back on the observer\nthemselves, <\/b><\/i>Promoting Macroscopic Quantum Effects<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nOnes, which ensure the good guys win more often, by staying two punch\nlines ahead of the competition. Lending entirely new meaning to\n“<\/b><\/i>Darwinian Survival of the Fittest<\/b><\/u><\/i>!"\nAs requiring a wicked sense of humor! The environmental and\nneurological evidence already support this, making information more\nfundamental than energy, and ensuring that the greater context or,\n<\/b><\/i>The Greater Truth, Inevitably Wins<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>Or, We All Die In The End<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nMerely requiring simple pattern matching, and fuzzy logic, that can\nbe expressed as Metaphoric Logic, or Bullshit Logic, in order for any\ndamn fool to gain a better grasp on, <\/b><\/i>What’s Missing\nFrom This Picture<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJokes,\nfor example, can appear to <\/b><\/i>Defy Causality<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nwhen the context alone seems to determine just how much sense\nanything makes. <\/b><\/i>Momentarily Revealing How Even Jokes\nAre, Ultimately, Context Dependent<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Explaining why\nwe need emotions, as well as, logic, or we inevitably become\nself-defeating. In conventional physics, this same pattern tends to\nbecome <\/b><\/i>Glaringly Obvious, At Extreme Scales And\nMagnitudes<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Such as those of quantum mechanics, a\nblack hole, the speed of light, <\/b><\/i>Or The Mysterious…\nBIG BANG<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Many among us still have their suspicions\nas to the exact origin of the Big Bang, but nobody can prove\nanything! F<\/b><\/i>or\nquite some time now, its been clear to me, that the Pentagon already\nsuspects they’re <\/b><\/i><\/font>Confronting\nA Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nYet, their decision to censor me from every major search engine,\nbefore I came anywhere near finishing my book, implies they either\nhave no real clue as to what the implications are or, for whatever\nreasons, remain committed to conducting, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Business-As-Usual,\nFor The Good-Old-Boys-Clubs<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nregardless of the consequences. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSome\nphysicists are now abandoning projects, like the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Large\nHadron Collider<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nas a complete waste of their time and, likewise, recent discoveries\nin <\/b><\/i><\/font>Chaos\nTheory<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nstrongly imply it will never be able to produce anything remotely\nlike a reasonable explanation, for how quantum mechanics, fuzzy\nlogic, or anything else fundamentally works. Chaos Theory was founded\non the observation that chaos naturally emerges from the simplest\norderly systems and, in turn, now they’ve proven that order\nitself naturally emerges from relatively simple chaotic systems,\nrather quickly at that. <\/b><\/i><\/font>Of\nCourse, Whether You Want To Call That Progress, Or Not<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Just\nDepends On How You Care To Define "Simple", And "Chaos<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Mathematicians\nhave already established that both Newtonian Mechanics and String\nTheory appear to be tautological, while Relativity is blatantly\nself-contradictory, and has turned out to use the same mathematics as\nThermodynamics. In physics jargon: <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nHot Tub Is Getting Too Hot<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTo\nthis day, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Thermodynamics<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nare still struggling to incorporate the arrow of time, suggesting\namong some physicists, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>A\nWatched Clock Will Never Boyle<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>"\nImplying, the two theories merely exchange accuracy for precision,\nwhile quantum mechanics have turned out to be equally accurate and\nprecise, whether you assume everything is random or fated and, like\nThermodynamics, are another "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Ad\nHoc Collection<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>"\nof disparate theories. That don’t agree with each other at all! And,\napparently, don’t require the arrow of time, despite all of\nthe, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Vociferous\nContinuing Protests To The Contrary<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThe second law of Thermodynamics is the only thing suggesting\nthermodynamics require the arrow of time, but it contradicts the\naccepted experimental evidence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOne\nexperiment, using a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Micron\nSized Polystyrene Bead<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nsuspended above a heat bath by "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Optical\nTweezers<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\ncommonly found in any lab today, demonstrates how time can be\nobserved flowing backwards, on even macroscopic scales. Likewise, the\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Quantum\nZeno Effect<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nis easily observable in any lab, where a watched pot of entangled\nparticles will never Boyle, or change in any way whatsoever. So long\nas, you keep peeking at them, <\/b><\/i><\/font>At\nJust The Right Moment<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nBoth suggesting Zeno was an optimist, and the arrow of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Time\nIs Entirely Context Dependent<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nProviding a simple explanation for Relativistic "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Time\nDilation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\nwhy the speed of light is a limit, why <\/b><\/i><\/font>Black\nHoles Evaporate<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand why they have an event horizon, as all the result of space and\ntime themselves, always expressing particle-wave "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Duality<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>In A\nSingularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nProgressively exchanging identities, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Over\nExtreme Scales And Magnitudes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nA black hole has an event horizon because, otherwise, it would embody\na metaphysical extreme that, theoretically, could swallow the entire\nuniverse! <\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>In\nOne Faster Than Light Gulp<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLeaving nobody around to ask the question. Instead, everything ranges<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nfrom, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nIncredibly Vague, Vague, Vague<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand tautological, to the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Explicitly\nHumorous, Laughable, And Self-Contradictory<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nhigh school, I had already figured out that classic logic appears to\nbe tautological, and the accepted grammar of English is\nself-contradictory, yet academia has always dismissed me as merely a\ntroublemaker, and summarily rejected similar complaints, as obviously\nmeaningless while, privately, others have urged me on. Until, today,\nacademics everywhere are now casually helping their own governments\nto censor the mass media, of course, in order to protect their own\nstudents from themselves. Notably, after a century and a half of\npublic education, worldwide, a quarter of their students still claim\nthe sun revolves around the earth! And, are increasingly rejecting\npublic education altogether as, obviously, wholly incapable of\nconvincing even a child that a single thing they say is true. Almost\nnobody knows, or is willing to admit, that the common dictionary\nmerely contains popular definitions, and bringing up the subject\nitself is taboo, with militant atheists dominating academia, and\nmaking up whatever meaningless rhetoric and nonsense words they\nhappen to prefer. Yet, only now, are scientists leaving the US in a\nhuff, complaining about pay walls and increased censorship, making\nopen scientific inquiry impossible, just as the rest of the rest of\nthe world begins to also heavily censor the mass media.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nif academics just can’t bare to shove their noses up their ass\nany further! A quarter of all federal prisoners are harmless\npotheads, that even the guards say are not a threat to society, and\nhippies have been complaining for over half a century, that both\ndemocracy and the environment are rapidly going down the toilet. Now,\nthey’re bugging our computers, stealing our work, and censoring\nus, while still attempting to vehemently deny that 42 is as good as\nit gets. The idiots have been burning the candle at both ends, just\nas fast as they can, and acting as if they can keep this up forever,\nonly to be shocked in recent years that all of their <\/b><\/i><\/font>Nonstop\nBullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nHas finally started to come home to roost! Don Henley famously sang,\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>You\nDon’t Really Want To Know Just How Far Its Gone<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nBut, he was an optimist, who believed many of us still have a choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nlouder the mainstream complains, and the more thoroughly they attempt\nto censor everything, other than their own nonstop complaints, the\nharder it becomes for anyone alive to take any of their endless\ndenials seriously. That is, as anything more important than the usual\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Outlandish\nNonsense<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand meaningless demands, coming from the same <\/b><\/i><\/font>Corrupt\nMindless-Mob<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nPromoted by both academia and the military-industrial complex while,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Throwing\nUp Endless Blue Smoke And Mirrors<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nOver the last half century in particular, academia has become so\nbrazen, that they’re now starting to make the Catholic Church’s\ndecision, to throw Galileo in the dungeon, look positively humane in\ncomparison! At least, the Catholic Church was more honest about their\ntaboos, and who they supported oppressing, with our modern\ninstitutions being accused of, once again, even promoting\nantisemitism! Proving that academic humanities haven’t made any\nmeaningful progress in almost a century, thanks to nobody bothering\nto ever use a dictionary and, they might as well, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Roll\nOver And Play Dead<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tForget\nabout all of the so-called, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Political\nBullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\nthe courts even allowed the State of Virginia to steal the retirement\nfund of their own state employees, when they didn’t even need\nthe money! More <\/b><\/i><\/font>Democrats<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nthan republicans now insist, the constitution is totally irrelevant,\nand so is the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Ultra\nConservative Supreme Court<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nwho agree with them! Testing their DNA is now the most reliable way\nto determine how anyone votes, while millionaires with advanced\ndegrees, have begun <\/b><\/i><\/font>Storming\nThe Palace With Knives And Pitchforks<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nThe term “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Politics<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nhas become merely another reality TV marketing buzz word. <\/b><\/i><\/font>Which,\nOf Course, Are All Scripted, Possibly By A Hundred Monkeys, Banging\nAway On Typewriters<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSimilar\nto a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Stock\nMarket Bubble<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nthe longer they drag this out, the more it will hurt, but they’re\ncommitted, or should be, with millennia of institutionalized\ngood-old-boy insanity, and trillions of dollars worth of inertia\ninvested, while the best that I can possibly hope to accomplish by\nwriting this book, is to help others avoid the worst of their ongoing\ninsanity, and <\/b><\/i><\/font>Prepare\nFor All Hell To Break Loose<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAmong numerous other things, what the Pentagon, and everyone else,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Appear\nTo All Be In Complete Denial Of<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIs the simple fact, that it really doesn’t matter if they use\nquantum computers, to spit out all of the analog logic that anyone\ncould possibly desire, or even if they somehow manage to produce a\ncomplete, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Theory\nof Everything<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”.\nUnless they lose their taboos and biases, even Albert Einstein\nhimself could never hope to comprehend how analog logic actually\nworks, or the best applications, precisely because he swore they\nwere, ~*<\/b><\/i><\/font>Spoooky!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>*~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Aliens\nfrom another planet<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\ncould gave humanity an encyclopedia for, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nMeaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nand most would simply deny a great deal of the evidence, just as the\nCatholic Church did with Galileo, and <\/b><\/i><\/font>Continue\nTo Cherry-Pick Whatever Answers Support Their Ongoing Insanity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, others might simply hide under their desk <\/b><\/i><\/font>Out\nOf Shame<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand die of a heart attack. Sure, they can keep right on designing all\nkinds of fancy new weapons and gadgets, that people can even sell at\na handsome profit, nevertheless, like the Catholic Church, all of\ntheir skills and technology will progressively become obsolete. As\neveryone works overtime to automate themselves out of a job,\ncomplaining the entire time that, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Sadly,\nThere Can Be No Justice In This World<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>When\nEveryone Argues Over The Definition Of Stupid<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nNor will the process require hundreds of years, as it did for the\nCatholic Church.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nChinese<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nhave already automated most of their own electronics industry, and\nphysicians have reported <\/b><\/i><\/font>Severe\nBurn-Out And Fatigue<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nin a heroic decade long effort to create an AI that can replace them.\nThe louder the idiots keep <\/b><\/i><\/font>Protesting,"It’s\nA Dog-Eat-Dog World<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>"\nThat they have no real choice in the matter, the faster they will\nautomate themselves out of a job, while my <\/b><\/i><\/font>Information\nSingularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nprovides a viable alternative, to marching over the nearest cliff\nlike so many lemmings! Preferring to, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Simply\nAutomate Themselves Out Of A Job<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nFor the benefit of the good-old-boys-clubs who, in turn, will\ninevitably automate themselves out a job! Half of all Wall Street\ntrades are now done by computers and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Rumor\nHas It, Terminator Robots Have Been Quietly Replacing Strategic\nTraders, On The Stock Market Floor<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAs, simultaneously, the high tech oligopolies play, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>All\nAround The Mulberry Bush, The Monkey Chased The Weasel<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Right\nAlong With The Pentagon!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nComplaining the entire time, <\/b><\/i><\/font>There’s\nNobody In Charge Around Here<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, the Supreme Court threatens to write their own constitution,\nso the Pentagon knows exactly who’s in charge around here! And,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Exactly\nWho Everyone Must Swear To Defend<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIt\nwas the romantic Allan Watts who, once again, famously popularized\nthe polite Asian metaphor of, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>God\nPlays Peek-A-Boo<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nYet, a more blunt western equivalent would be: “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nTruth Hurts For A Reason<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nWhich is why, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nTruth Alone Can Effortlessly Pop Your Bubble<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nJust as many times as necessary! In order to get your attention! If\nyou repeatedly reject your own innate sense of humor, then: <\/b><\/i><\/font>You\nAre The Problem Dummy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhether anything is paradoxical or not, including the "Liar’s\nParadox", <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nSimple Truth Is, Stupid Is As Stupid Does<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Which\nWhy The Truth Only Hurts For A Reason<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Or,\nStupid Would Know Better<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>…\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>And,\nBe Just A Little Too Smart For Their Own Britches<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNor\ndoes it matter in the least what you believe and, for example, if you\nhappen to believe, in some sort of abstract manner, that life\nultimately makes no real sense, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nTruth Can Still Do A Line Dance<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Repeatedly\nPopping Your Bubble, Funky Monkey Style<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAs difficult as this humble, inconvenient, fact of life is for many\nto accept, it simply doesn’t matter how intelligent,\nknowledgeable, wealthy, and powerful you are, nor does it matter in\nthe least if you are every bit as wise, modest, and sophisticated as\nthe <\/b><\/i><\/font>Dali\nLama<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand can meditate on the bottom of a pool for an hour. Those are all\nthings that aren’t taboo in civilization and, although they can\nbe enormously helpful in countless situations, it was the smallest\namong them who <\/b><\/i><\/font>Actually\nBroke The Spell<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nwithout even trying, <\/b><\/i><\/font>By\nMerely Laughing At The Funny Naked Man In The Parade<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhich\nis an example of what physicists call the “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Butterfly\nEffect<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nbut with the noteworthy difference that, unlike their more common\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Abstract\nCartoonish Example<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nof a butterfly causing a hurricane, mine is much much more personal,\ndescriptive, and controversial. “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Once\nI Dreamed I Was A Butterfly, Determined to Start A Hurricane<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>For\nThe Weatherman To Enjoy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nThe story of the Emperor’s New Clothes is merely a child’s\nfairy tale, and not a famous work of Shakespeare, because the\nestablishment would have burned Shakespeare alive at the stake, if he\never attempted to write a serious, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Adult\nVersion<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>".\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Out,\nOut Damn Spot<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Guilt\nIs Such A Terrible Thing To Waste<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWith one bank in Chicago hiring a full-time psychologist for their\ncustomers, that is, those making the minimum ten million dollar\ndeposit. So they’re guaranteed to get <\/b><\/i><\/font>Instant\nRelief, Whenever They Cry All The Way To The Bank<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nestablishment would rather you felt pity, outrage, fear, disgust,\ndisdain, and outright revulsion for them, then to have everyone laugh\ntheir ass off at them. <\/b><\/i><\/font>Sticks\nAnd Stones May Break My Bones<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut I’ll sue you in court for defamation too, if you dare to\ncrack a joke that actually costs my <\/b><\/i><\/font>Business\nMoney<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, have you censored from the mass media entirely, if you attempt\nto reveal the truth in some other fashion. Conservatives, even\npressured the networks to take the popular sitcom “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Soap”\nOff The Air<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Democracy\nFor Sale, Attempting To Hide More Crap In Their Diapers<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nBecause they couldn’t be bothered to change the channel, and\nbelieved, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nEmperor’s New Clothes Were The Latest Fashion And, Definitely,\nWorth Every Penny<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJust\nas logic can sometimes be <\/b><\/i><\/font>Deadly\nAccurate<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\nJokes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\ncan be wildly more efficient at revealing the truth, the whole truth,\nand nothing but the truth, <\/b><\/i><\/font>So\nHelp Me God<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nSo, judges will commonly hold you in contempt of court, for daring to\ncrack a joke, or just for laughing, which is a privilege the judges\nreserve for themselves. Courts also still commonly refuse to ever <\/b><\/i><\/font>Use\nLie Detectors<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\ndespite almost any lie detector today being much more accurate than\npeople. Modern lie detectors approach the accuracy of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Newtonian\nMechanics<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nwhile, among other things, my own work involves giving them the\nincredible precision of quantum mechanics. That way, the judges can\nstill claim <\/b><\/i><\/font>Americans\nHave The Best Justice That Money Can Buy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nW<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>hile,\nlying is merely another privilege judges reserve for themselves and,\nof course, their good-old-boys-clubs. Making much more sense out of\nwhy people still commonly deny the self-evident truth, why we still\nhave so many taboos against using crude analog logic, and how "<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nButterfly Effect" Is Similar To Both "The Domino Effect"\nAnd "Crap Rolling Downhill<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nT<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>he\nresemblance is the result of pattern matching, being ridiculously\nmore efficient but, also, much more error prone, and less useful the\nmore people there are involved. When keeping it simple stupid! Can\neasily transform into: <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nWorst Three Stooges Slapstick Imaginable<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Mindlessly\nRanting And Raving<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nfreedom of speech in America has become the freedom to spout all of\nthe hate, anger, sarcasm, wild accusations, insinuations, and\nconspiracy theories that your <\/b><\/i><\/font>Little\nHeart Desires<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nwhile genuine humor and the truth are both extensively censored from\nthe mass media. Websites, for example, are normally designed to\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Attract\nTrolls, And Flies<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWho attract more business, with almost none of them being designed to\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Promote\nHumor, Or The Truth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nWhen I’ve informed people who complain about trolls online,\nthat according to their own definition for a troll, most websites are\ndesigned to attract and defend trolls, they instantly stop talking to\nme altogether, and I recommend it as an easy way to avoid and get rid\nof trolls. Likewise, the younger generation are the first to catch on\nthat <\/b><\/i><\/font>Analog\nLogic<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nis incorporated into every bot online, and they’ll often call\nme a bot, and stop talking to me altogether, if I merely use analog\nlogic. Making it yet another easy way to get rid of trolls who, like\nany other bullies, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Frequently\nConfuse Sarcasm<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nwith more genuine humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWebsites\ncommonly promote trolls, sometimes, creating their own giant "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Echo\nChambers<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>"\nand, most trolls have no real clue just how easy it is, for someone\nwith a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Subtle\nSense Of Humor<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nto make them all <\/b><\/i><\/font>Turn\nBeet Red<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nEmbarrassing themselves repeatedly, or inspiring them to chase their\nown tails in the corner! The more contentious among them rely heavily\non websites booting anyone off, who actually has a well developed\nsense of humor. Competing for the lowest common denominator,\nprotecting their own trolls in order to attract more business, that\ndoesn’t use analog logic, which is heavily classified and censored.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Archetypal\nSarcastic Caricatures<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nthat only require a minimum in artificial intelligence, and can be\nmixed and matched at will, such as, <\/b><\/i><\/font>WC\nFields and Goldilocks<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nare all you really need in order to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Make\nBots Indistinguishable From The Idiots<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, to totally automate the process of providing the Three Stooges\nwith their very own, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Customized\nLowbrow Virtual Reality<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nRecently, a half century old AI beat its more modern competition in a\n"Turing Test", because nobody could believe an AI could be\nthat stupid.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlong\nwith all the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Fake\nNews and Misinformation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nalready out there, now they’re filling entire websites with endless\nbots, which are often much more exciting, interesting, and easier to\nfollow, than wasting your time talking to real people. <\/b><\/i><\/font>Real\nPeople Just Aren’t Fake Enough<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>And,\nNeed To Work Harder, On Faking It Til Ya Make It Baby<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThe latest AI generated Chinese TV star, is entirely synthetic and,\nso compelling, its beating out all of the other competition. Yet,\ncorporations keep attempting to make bots that resemble the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Beaver\nCleaver<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nfamily instead! Outside of the US, other countries are complaining\nthat <\/b><\/i><\/font>Fox\nNews<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nis ruining their reputable news outlets, but that’s only\nbecause all of them have made analog logic and humor taboo, like\neveryone else. Likewise, Taoists commonly promote the idea of\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Oneness<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nyet deny that their own paradoxes have any real meaning, as if,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Oneness\nMeans Life Is Meaningless<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlthough\nI can sympathize with both academia and traditional Taoists, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Thanks\nTo The Devil Himself Actually Having A Better Sense Of Humor<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nEntire Planet Is Rapidly Spiraling Down The Toilet<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIn my opinion, we need to be a little more constructive than the\nCatholic Church was with Galileo, and learn how to share our words\nand play nice, like adults. My example of, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nButterfly Effect, Starkly Illustrates How Our Universe Could Not Care\nLess About How Polite You Are, Or How Contentious<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Or,\nHow Many Flaming Idiots Agree With Your Particular Brand Of Insanity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLife only superficially resembles a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Pool\nTable, Winnie the Pooh<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\nAnd Three Stooges Comedy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbecause we happen to inhabit a metaphorical universe. According to\nclassic logic, experiments in physics suggesting that 42 is as good\nas it gets, makes everything ultimately meaningless, yet the actual\nphysical evidence itself confirms that pattern matching and Karma\nrule the universe. Making humor more fundamental than logic, and\nrequiring contextual vagueness, pattern matching, and linguistic\nmathematics in order to make more sense out of it all, while hinting\nat feasible ways in which to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Save\nThe Whole Damn Planet<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIronically,\nthe Emperor in the story can be described as innocently attempting to\navoid being embarrassed, because he had gained weight, and needed to\nbuy new clothes and, due to his social status, he was extremely\nself-conscious about people laughing at him. In a Singularity, simple\nsymmetry ensures that, <\/b><\/i><\/font>We\nAre All Both Flaming Geniuses And Drooling Idiots Alike<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nTrick Is To:<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Be\nThe Drooling Idiot We Can All Come To Know And Love<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nOf course, without abandoning your brain on the side of the road! Or,\nthrowing the baby out with the bathwater! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>On\nThe Playground Of Life, In The School Of Hard Knocks<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Stupid\nIs As Stupid Does<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nMounting Evidence Indicates That Rocket Scientists And Brain Surgeons\nAre No More Intelligent Than Anyone Else<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nYour IQ can even go up and down significantly on a daily basis!\nChanging according to the weather, the amount of air pollution,\nwhether you wear polyester, or just from watching too much TV. The\nissue is not so much how smart you are, but your personal integrity,\nwith most people going through distinct stages in their career from\nneutral, to enthusiastic, to finally jaded. <\/b><\/i><\/font>More\nCompelling Evidence, If You Wish To Call It That, Is The Fact Working\nMemory Remains The Only Known Reliable Measure Of Anyone’s\nCareer Potential<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhich is what you’d expect in a flock of chickens…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tObviously,\nthe importance of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Intelligence\nHas Been Greatly Exaggerated<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nby all of the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Endless\nNonstop Three Stooges Slapstick<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nTraditionally, supported by academia in order to justify their own\nimportance. Not to mention, their ability to keep denying half of\nreality, for the sake of the mainstream and, of course, the\ngood-old-boys-clubs. Yet, Mother Nature merely laughs at all of our\npetty hubris and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Childish\nPretensions<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>That\nWe Actually Know What The Hell We’re Doing<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nAs if, we are all mere <\/b><\/i><\/font>Infants,\nWallowing In Our Own Crap<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, playing around with dolls, and still struggling to learn how\nto talk, and use the potty! Ominously, potty training is inevitable\nin a Singularity, and humanity’s time has finally arrived\nwhile, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nUS Now Appears Determined<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>…\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>To\nLead The Parade<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n \tInformation\nand communications <\/b><\/i><\/font>Behave\nVery Differently,<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nfrom what you would expect in a simple causal metaphysical universe,\nrequiring <\/b><\/i><\/font>Metaphoric\nLogic, Or Bullshit Logic<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut life still remains two steps forward, and one back again.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Eternally\nAbiding In Our Moment<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>….\nGreater harmony neither acts nor reasons, as we dance delightfully\nbetween invisible moonbeams and, with any luck, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Avoid\nFalling On Our Ass<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIn physics, its what’s known as a “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Drunkard’s\nWalk<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nOne that staggers between order and chaos, but still gets you\nsomewhere. Reflecting, the more mechanical half of our mortal\nexistence, that emerges from the more <\/b><\/i><\/font>Organic\nMagic Of Existence Itself<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Which\nIs Truly A Miracle To Believe In<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nOr, to deny all that your little heart might desire! Its even\npossible to desire, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nTaboo Against Having Taboos<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nThankfully, 90% of this game is half-mental, and embracing bullshit\nis the easiest way to eliminate a lot of bullshit! <\/b><\/i><\/font>So,\nSet Your Bullshit Free<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>And,\nSee If It Comes Back To Haunt You<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>If It\nDoesn’t, Maybe Its Not Complete Bullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOne\nof the first practical applications, for my "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Quantized\nInformation Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\nis to create alternatives to the current <\/b><\/i><\/font>Academic\nPeer Review<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nsystems, making many of them <\/b><\/i><\/font>Obsolete\nOvernight!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nAlthough that might sound pretentious on my part, the embarrassing\ntruth is, over the last century, academia has invested so much time\nand energy into denying their own mountain of evidence, that they’ve\nmade it easy for anyone to <\/b><\/i><\/font>Retrodict<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nfrom all the data, whatever they want to know about any branch of the\nsciences. These days, they call it “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Big\nData<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\nFrom Star Trek<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut my <\/b><\/i><\/font>Information\nSingularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nmerely collates Big Data, or his Kin, for what’s missing from\nthis picture. Which is incredibly faster, easier, and more efficient.\nSo much so, that you should frequently be able to use simplified\nalgorithms and an ordinary laptop, with a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Thumb\nDrive<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nrather than the complete multidimensional multifractal equation and\nan industrial computer. Making it additionally possible for anyone\nto, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Gain\nA Better Grasp<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>On\nWhat’s Missing From This Picture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIn any particular line of research they may happen to prefer, which\nacademics have so diligently, and thoughtfully, attempted to hide in\nplain sight, <\/b><\/i><\/font>While\nDaring Anyone To Laugh<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHence,\nmy <\/b><\/i><\/font>Tar\nBaby<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nis aimed squarely at academia, who are simultaneously the truly\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Ancient\nOrigins Of Our Current, Anally Persistent, Problems<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nYet, the only people alive capable of solving most of them or,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Seriously\nIntent On Creating New Ones<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nOnce, an academic asked me what can be done to address the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Endless\nLooming Man-Made Catastrophes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Now\nThreatening The Future Of The Entire Human Race<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Not To\nMention, FREE WILLIE<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLosing my temper, I angrily suggested that he find out who is\nteaching all these idiots, how to destroy the planet faster! <\/b><\/i><\/font>Call\nMe Brain Damaged<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>But,\nEither The Right Hand Knows What The Left Hand Is Doing, Or We’re All\nScrewed<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThey’re stubbornly determined to keep on denying that there’s\nno conventional fix for all of our problems and, as a result, their\nown <\/b><\/i><\/font>Self-Imposed\nProblems<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\ncan only multiply, and transform, into <\/b><\/i><\/font>A\nLandslide Of Lowbrow Slapstick<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nSo, I cover a great deal of their lowbrow slapstick in the following\nchapters, in part, to give people a better feel for the\npossibilities, and just how useful it can be to collate data, in any\nparticular line of research. Providing explicit instructions for how\nto, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Make\nUnique Predictions, For What New Disasters<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>…\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Academia\nWill Inspire Next<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, most will simply insist on carefully censoring everything,\njust as I’ve already been <\/b><\/i><\/font>XXXXXXXX<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nwhile declaring war on anything they can’t easily censor! Regardless,\nneither our governments, nor any other mainstream institution, will\nallow academia to make <\/b><\/i><\/font>Any\nFundamental Changes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nunless they have no choice, so I intend to leave them with, <\/b><\/i><\/font>No\nViable Alternatives Left<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Potty\nTraining Begins At Home Dammit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nFor example, most of the first AI developed for commercial purposes,\nturned out to be worthless for what they were originally designed\nfor, while a recent decade long effort to create an <\/b><\/i><\/font>AI\nThat Can Write<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nscientific theories and papers, spit out an endless stream of\nextremely convincing sounding papers, that were all <\/b><\/i><\/font>Complete\nBullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nYou would think the researchers had deliberately set out to destroy\nwhat’s left of their own peer review system, which has been\nstruggling to keep their heads above water for decades. By all\naccounts, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Academic\nArtificial Intelligence<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Has\nTurned Out To Be, A Redundant Oxymoron<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLikewise, over a trillion dollars was invested in <\/b><\/i><\/font>AI\nResearch<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nin one year alone, yet everyone was surprised, when all of the newer\ncommercial AI, started to resemble the TV sitcom character of “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Archie\nBunker<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nexpressing racist, ageist, sexist, and homophobic biases.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Which\nIs Merely The Default<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nnetworking systems logic in a Singularity, when the lights are on,\nbut nobody’s home, and happens to be related to the "Shannon\nEntropy", that they’re all still using to design everything, and\nwhat physicists technically refer to as the, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Two\nFaces of Janus<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>”\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>And,\nEven More Enigmatic<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>“Yin-Yangy\nPush-Me-Pull-You Dynamics<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nCombined, these two form a particle-wave duality, composed of\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Eigenstates\nAnd Virtual Particles<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nor the quantum mechanical equivalent of, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Blue\nSmoke And Mirrors<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nWhich can be used to model everything as simultaneously random and\nfated. Bereft the slightest good taste or mercy, their irate\ncombination ensures the individual remains eternally fated to decide,\nfor themselves, just exactly what the hell is going on! Explaining\nwhy the everyday world around us appears to be so deterministic yet,\nwe also have the quantum observer effect, and the, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Infamous\nCollapse Of The Wave-Function<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhere the more things change, the more they stay the same and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Nobody\nIs Ever Satisfied<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nBut, the easier it becomes to <\/b><\/i><\/font>Normalize\nAny Expectations<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nsuch as extremes in humor and beauty! Reconciling the two for\nourselves, and our partners. Inexplicably, and paradoxically, the two\nbecoming more satisfying as, simultaneously, they blunt our\nexpectations and preconceptions. As we become all the more authentic\nand harmonious in the moment, as not only individuals but,\ncollectively, as social animals, and <\/b><\/i><\/font>Small\nFurry Mammals<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tExpressing\na, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Rainbow\nSpectrum of Desires<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nFrom whence a modified version of Bertram Maslow’s famous\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Hierarchy\nof Needs!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Doth\nEmerge<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nGraciously Ensuring Darwinian <\/b><\/i><\/font>Survival\nof the Fittest Remains A Complete Oxymoron<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Unless,\nYou Can Retain Your Sense Of Humor<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhat most people desire in a good boss, for example, is also what\nfemale chimpanzees commonly select for in, <\/b><\/i><\/font>An\nAlpha Male<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nThat is, someone who won’t interfere in petty disputes, but who\nintervenes decisively when necessary, in order to maintain the peace,\nas well as, providing food for the troops. Which is also the\ntraditional <\/b><\/i><\/font>Ideal\nPatriarch<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nNeither being angry all the time, depressed all the time, nor simply\ncontent to socialize, or contemplate your own navel, is necessarily\nall that helpful and, male or female, the trick is to remain somewhat\nflexible, for whenever the light bulb might come on, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Contributing\nTo Global Warming<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nNotably, women tend to make more reliable matriarchs in the business\nworld, while men tend to be more creative.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Archie\nBunker<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nbeing the default networking systems logic, also explains why\nrepeated studies have indicated that, even people who believe they’re\nnot racist, and do everything they can to avoid and combat racism,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Still\nHave Unconscious Racial Biases<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLowbrow slapstick merely <\/b><\/i><\/font>Reflects\nThe More Mechanical<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\nMental Masturbation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nside of existence, that applies on a cellular level, to information\nitself, and <\/b><\/i><\/font>Even\nApplies To Inanimate Objects<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nT<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>his\nsame pattern is already showing up repeatedly in physics, with the\nexample I gave of the one experiment indicating that we inhabit a\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Goldilocks\nUniverse<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nConspicuously drawing attention to the fact, over vast scales and\nmagnitudes, lowbrow slapstick manifests in even inanimate objects.\nReflecting how <\/b><\/i><\/font>A\nSingularity Demands Attention<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nDue to the universal recursion in the principle of identity, which\nexpresses its own distinctive recursive symmetry, as pattern\nmatching.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\na long time now, its been widely known that the earth’s\ncomposition, moon, orbit around the sun, and even our orbit within\nthe galaxy, all appear to be “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Just\nRight<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nfor life as we know it <\/b><\/i><\/font>Yet,\nNobody Predicted We Occupy A Goldilocks Universe<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Because\nits taboo in the mainstream and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Anathema\nIn Academia<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nGoldilocks has become a new buzz word in physics, that’s likely to be\ncensored, and there should be four related “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Root\nMetaphors<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nthat overlap, and express the more <\/b><\/i><\/font>Wishy-Washy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nemotional-logic of Intuitionistic Mathematics, as a multidimensional\nmultifractal equation. Mathematically speaking, the four combined\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Form A\nTorus<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nwhich is the same way the neurons in our brains organize for\ncommunication, <\/b><\/i><\/font>With\nOne Ring To Bind Them All<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Lost\nIn Space, Somewhere In The Twilight Zone<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>On\nThe Far Side, Beyond The Outer Limits Of Gilligan’s Island<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Where\nThere Yet Abides The Largest Of All Known Circle-Jerks<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>In\nThe Entire Animal Kingdom<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>The\nDude Himself<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\nparticular interest, pattern matching and networking systems logics,\nshould help to explain immune system dysfunctions, and how the\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Placebo\nEffect Works<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nas expressing Yin and Yang, with our immune and <\/b><\/i><\/font>Reproductive\nSystem Meeting In The Brain<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nContrary to all the theories, yet again, the two appear to <\/b><\/i><\/font>Form\nThe Brain<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, should produce a nonlinear “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Drunkard’s\nWalk<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nbetween order and chaos, one that becomes more efficient the better\nyour sense of humor. Expressing the "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Lowest\nPossible Energy State Of The Complete System<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Or The\nHighest, For The Dude Himself<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nDemonstrating,<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nhow organic life as we know it is normally animated, thinks, and\ncommunicates, in a geometric, or mathematical fashion. For example,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Fungi<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\n(Fun-Guy) have proven to think and communicate in a more geometric\nfashion, than we do, exemplifying how geometry and dynamics\nprogressively exchange identities, according to the four root\nmetaphors, which should apply to the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Four\nPhylums, Whenever Five Sheets To The Wind<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMaking\nwhat is communication, random noise and meaningful, inevitably up the\nto the individual observer to decide, because it represents a\nmysterious, unfathomable, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Universal\nRecursion in the Principle of Identity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nEven the cells of our own bodies comprehend cussing and, instead of\nthe more flattering “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Cosmic\nConsciousness<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>”\nThat so many romantic scientists dream of, they’re privileged\nto document <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nLess Than Flattering<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nlowbrow slapstick of the Muppet Show and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Vaudeville\nStage And Theater<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Of\nThe Mind<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Where\nInstant Karma’s Gonna Getcha Baby<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhich you could say, is Mother Nature’s way of attempting to\nget their attention, and encourage them to learn how to use the\npotty. To share their words and play nice, and to never forget,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Even\nThough Yogi Berra Was From Another Planet Altogether<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Knowing\nOnly That He Knew Nothing, Absolutely Nothing, Nothing Whatsoever<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>He\nBecame Aware That 90% Of This Game Is Half-Mental<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Thus,\nIn Grasping What’s Missing From This Picture, From Somewhere\nWay Far Out In Left Field<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Yogi\nMade It To The Potty On Time<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWriting\nthis book required 35 years of dedicated private research, including\n15 years spent studying six versions of the Tao Te Ching, then\ncracking the analog logic of the text by accident, and spending yet\nanother 15 years writing full-time, only to be censored. Making it\nimpossible for me to earn money off a lifetime of work, so I decided\nto give the brazen lowlife thieves way more than they ever bargained\nfor! However, all I’m actually doing, in order to write this\nbook, is the equivalent of retrodicting from the Big Picture, on the\nlid of the box. Due to its complex symmetry, this book resembles an\nordinary table top jig saw puzzle, but one you have to do five times\nin order to get it right, because the pieces all have similar shapes.\nIt’s just a giant word puzzle, that even a small child can make\nsignificant contributions to, but one so enormous, with such a\ndetailed pattern, that you have to study the Tao Te Ching for\ndecades, in order to have any real chance of finishing a book like\nthis one, within your lifetime. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ncomplete puzzle, for the poetry alone, would include 4,430 poems, or\nperhaps 20,000 pages worth, which the Chinese sometimes call, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nBook That Can Never Be Written<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nThankfully, we only need 430 poems for a good approximation but, even\nthat many, would require fifty years for me to write by myself, while\nothers can easily finish my work in the public domain. That is,\nassuming every country doesn’t censor me, like the US has.\nLeveraging contextual vagueness to express a line of crap a thousand\nmiles long, the book obeys a well known multidimensional\nmultifractal, or<\/b><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>A\nFractured Fairy Tale Equation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nA Fractal Dragon that emerges from a Mandelbrot, with their\ncomplexity reflecting,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>What’s\nMissing From This Picture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nModern <\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>supercomputers\ncan spit the entire thing out in about three years, but they’re\nall classified and regulated by the military-industrial complex, so I\ndecided to save people the trouble, and make it much easier to\naccomplish, on considerably less powerful computers. The entire book,\nincluding this chapter, essentially says, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nBullshit That Can Be Spoken Of Is Not The Enduring Bullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nHowever, every context requiring a significant amount of content,\nmeans symmetry applies to everything, including the asymmetrical, and\nthe reader must always supply some of the content themselves,\nleveraging the quantum mechanics in their own brain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Its\nThe Simple Shit That Always Gets You<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, tiny infants remain the unrivaled masters of Bullshit Logic,\nwho often get the simple shit that escapes adults, and can\neffortlessly spit out more zingers than anybody alive. Taoists like\nto say, “The humor of the toddler is the hardest to master”\nbecause, of course, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>You\nAre The Toddler Dummy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nTheir little empty heads work better as an abacus, or a slide-ruler,\nfor words and concepts, and an AI can emulate that for an adult, and\nmuch more, using the exhaustive default geometry in our poetry. Older\nchildren are the recognized masters of the short form of our “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Oneness\nPoetry<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nbecause, again, they tend to get the simple shit that escapes adults,\nand advanced versions of this book can be simplified down for\ndifferent audiences, for example, eliminating the cussing, and\nspecifically designing versions for children as well. Supplying an\nentirely new way to formulate the emotional-logic of Intuitionistic\nmathematics, that can be used to translate the mathematics in this\nbook into AI and virtual reality engines, making the book that much\nmore interactive.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\na nonlinear VR engine, that can easily <\/b><\/i><\/font>Exchange\nScales And Magnitudes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nwould empower physicists to make more sense out of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Feynman\nDiagrams<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand see how they humorously apply on macroscopic scales. Manifesting\nin different ways on larger scales, but remaining every bit as\nbizarre as they are on the subatomic, whenever you account for what’s\nmissing from this picture. Additionally, making it easier for anyone\nto learn the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Linguistic-Mathematics\nAnd Physics of a Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nand, quite noticeably, easier to generate more macroscopic quantum\neffects. Or, what is commonly referred to as: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Synchronicity,\nMagic, or the Collective Unconscious<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tResembling\nthe ground state in quantum mechanics and, whether you want to call\nit Magic or Science, just depends on the observer and the context.\nClassic logic can be deadly accurate, and is more efficient in a\nquarter of all cases, while fuzzy logic applies more often, and can\nbe anywhere from 10,000-100,000x more efficient than using classic\nlogic, and quantum systems can be up to 125% efficient. Which makes\nno damn sense whatsoever, unless the truth itself speaks louder than\nwords, and is magically more attractive, meaningful, harmonious,\nhumorous, efficient, self-assembling, self-correcting,\nself-organizing, self-evident, self-explanatory, easier to measure,\neasier to maintain, and just plain better. Quanta commonly express\ngreater humble efficiency and elegant simplicity, within the\ncomplexity of their symmetry, while genuine laughter can be compared\nto what Leibniz called the “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Lifeforce<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>”\nWhat physicists today describe as "Virtual Particles" and,\nthe ancient Chinese called, "Chi!"<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>The\nInvisible Flow, Within The Empty Void<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>…<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nBut, more often, hippies prefer to say, "Whenever Harmony Is\nLost, Balance Will Be Restored!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Superpowers<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nand others have been conducting research into psychic phenomena, for\nwell over half a century, while my work explains how to quantify,\namplify, and automate magic, in explicit detail, in the public\ndomain. Making it quite possible to <\/b><\/i><\/font>Start\nA New Arms Race<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nfor who has the better sense of humor! For example, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Sparkling\nLaughter<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nthe infectious kind that nobody can resist, provides an easy way to\nmeasure the truth itself, according to fuzzy logic and quantum\nmechanics, but with up to fourteen decimal places of precision, if\nyou use the latest cutting edge neurological science and technology.\nMy father had such laughter, and could stop any of our arguments dead\nin their tracks, and we would always quickly and calmly settle our\ndisputes, just as soon as we stopped laughing. Sometimes, puzzled as\nto why we had been so convinced that we had to keep arguing. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBasically,\nhis subconscious mind saw more of the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Big\nPicture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nrecognizing the pattern, and used pattern matching to communicate\nwith our own subconscious. Over-riding our conscious minds, which\nwere determined to keep on arguing, but our subconscious just didn’t\nbuy it anymore! However, normally, you don’t require the\noutrageous precision of quantum mechanics, and anyone can easily\nmeasure and document Sparkling Laughter, and related phenomena. In\ntheir own living room if they prefer, using something as ordinary as\na video camera or laptop and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Basic\nFuzzy Logic<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nProviding yet another easy way in which to do a complete end-run\naround academia and the military-industrial complex’s ongoing,\nincreasingly elaborate, attempts to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Censor\nHalf Of Reality<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\npoems can be considered a “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Quantized\nInformation Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nincorporating Intuitionistic mathematics and physics, which can be\ntreated as both mechanical and organic, social and anti-social,\ncausal and acausal, science and magic, because they’re\nessentially powered by the reader’s own more organic magic or,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Personal\nTruth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nWhat can also be thought of as a “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Lesser\nTruth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nof the “<\/b><\/i><\/font>One\nGreater Truth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nthat all of humanity shares. That which binds the universe together!\nSpeaking louder than words! <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nOne Truth Defies Any And All Attempts At Explanation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nReflected in such undeniable facts, as our brains being fundamentally\nquantum mechanical, and our inhabiting a “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Goldilocks\nUniverse<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>."\nFor there are many lesser truths, but <\/b><\/i><\/font>Only\nOne Greater Truth That We Share<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThe One Truth of Socrates, which unconditionally lends every lesser\ntruth greater meaning. Which was actually a common Tribal belief in\nhis day of, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nMemory of God<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nthe resplendent face whom none may look upon and remember in all his\nglory. Where thought and memory, space and time, energy and\ninformation, constantly blur into one…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nof which might sound like <\/b><\/i><\/font>Just\nSo Much Mystical Metaphysical Mumbo Jumbo<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut this book provides its own evidence, according to\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Functionalist<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nor "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Contextualist<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>"<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>,\nah, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Standards<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\nand describes how <\/b><\/i><\/font>Fractal\nGeometry<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nand Chaos Theory must obey their own particle-wave duality, on even\nmacroscopic scales. If anything, modern science and technology are\nboth making it progressively harder to deny the simple truth, that\nthe truth is self-organizing while, we most certainly don’t\nhave time to mess around with attempting to break it to them gently!\nBefore they destroy the entire planet! <\/b><\/i><\/font>In\na Chaotic, Funky Monkey, Fractured Fairy Tale, Fuzzy Wuzzy, Wavy\nGravy, Adult Muppet Show Particle-Wave Duality:<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Wonder\nRemains The Beginning Of All Wisdom<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Which\nIs Why Ya Gotta Learn How Laugh If It Kills You<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nonly way to compel academia to change, is to develop advanced\ntechnology that can force them to change and, for example, if\ninvestors had simply gone on the assumption that academics are merely\nattempting to deny that 42 is as good as it gets, they could have\neasily avoided investing their money in recent attempts to\ncommercialize the first AI. Most of which, turned out to be utterly\nuseless for what they were designed for. My own work makes a large\nnumber of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Unique\nPredictions<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\npossible, that can even be used to manipulate the stock market if you\nwant, using a simple laptop. Using simple pattern matching, to invert\nthe <\/b><\/i><\/font>Quantum\nObserver Effect<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nmakes it incredibly faster, easier, and more efficient, to make a\nwide variety of unique predictions, that academia and the\nmilitary-industrial complex are entirely incapable of making. That\ndoesn’t mean an "Information Singularity" will destroy the\nentire world economy, or start WWIV, merely provide a viable\nalternative, to the "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Winner\nTakes All Economy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSure,\nthey can imitate my approach, and are trying their best but, thanks\nto all of their institutionalized taboos, and good-old-boy bullshit,\nworking like <\/b><\/i><\/font>Blinders\nOn A Horse<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nthat they all wear, they remain incapable of making nearly as many\nunique predictions, and incredibly less efficient. Even if they use\nthe same algorithms, and create an artificial neural network capable\nof thinking like a human, all they will produce are modified\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Schizophrenic\nVersions Of Archie Bunker<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nthat they have to use additional training to get them to behave\nthemselves, or AI that merely laugh at all of their childish\nnonsense, while their stunted senses of humor will ensure they\noverlook countless subtle nuances in the Big Picture. In other words,\nthe harder they attempt to control reality itself, going to such\nridiculous extremes, the more self-defeating they’re becoming,\nand the easier they’re making it for others, to find effective ways\naround all of their nonsense. So, of course, I gave every spy online\nmy Tar Baby, so they could all have time to think about it, and to\ntest my ideas out on each other first, before the shit hits the fan\nany harder! Like I said, its already quite possible to start an arms\nrace, for who has the better sense of humor and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Turn\nThe Entire World Economy, Upsidedown, Insideout, And Tortuously\nTwisted<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Violating\nAll Common Decency, Folding, Spindling, And Mutilating Other People’s\nPaychecks<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\nnothing more than a little funky linguistic analysis, incorporating\nwidely used pattern matching, Intuitionistic mathematics and physics,\nand <\/b><\/i><\/font>Adult\nMuppet Show And Yogi Berra Weirdness<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\nFrom Another Planet Altogether! <\/b><\/i><\/font>Deep\nFried Extra Crispy, By The Colonel Himself<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Its\nFinger Licking Good, Here In The Kentucky Fried, Southern Global\nWarming, Twilight Zone<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nBeyond The Outer Limits Of The Cosmic Microwave Background! Lost In\nSpace, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Somewhere\nOver The Rainbow<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>On The\nFar Side Of Gilligan’s Island<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nHowever, I had to retrodict from <\/b><\/i><\/font>ALL<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nthe data first, the hard way, only to be censored, and my Tar Baby is\nmerely the first half of the multidimensional multifractal equation\nrequired, but its the hardest half to get right, while others can\neasily finish the second half in the public domain, just as the\nChinese scholars did with the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Original\nTar Baby<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nEnsuring the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Pentagon<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand everyone else, has plenty of time to test it out for themselves\nwhile, in the meantime, anyone else can still feel free to edit,\npublish, and expand upon my work, in any country, that doesn’t\ncensor the public domain, nearly as heavily as the US, Russia, and\nChina in particular.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\na long time, academia has claimed that the US censors our mass media\nless than other countries, while they continue to deny that humor is\nmeaningful, classify jokes older than monuments, and are now casually\nhelping the government to censor the mass media even more thoroughly,\nnot only in the US, but everywhere else! Of course, in order to\nprotect their own students from themselves. Its easy enough to\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Collate\nEndless Bullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\njust to throw it all right back in academia’s faces, for the\nnext century or two at least, but that’s like throwing the\nThree Stooges’ crap right back in their faces, and can quickly\nbecome counterproductive. Especially, when they’re only\nrepeating whatever the good-old-boy-clubs, and <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nMainstream, Demand From Them<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nIn South Korea, for example, their own students demanded that their\nteachers go on strike, when their teachers began committing suicide\nin record numbers, due to their students physically attacking them!\nJesus famously said, "Forgive Them Father, For They Know Not\nWhat They Do!" With the advent of modern technology, entire\ncultures are now gagging on all of the lies they’ve promoted, which\nare starting to kill everything on the damn planet! Sometimes, in\nunique ways that modern science can’t even begin to predict, because\nthe idiots are still hellbent on censoring half of reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSo,\nI supply plenty of more socially acceptable alternatives, to merely\nusing all the analog logic in this book, to embarrass people or\nwhatever, and I’m sure other people can think of even more, but\nwe don’t have time to be delicate about all of their Three\nStooges slapstick, killing even their own children! Successfully\ncracking the analog logic empowered me to do something, that nobody\nelse has ever managed before, to begin to extrapolate our <\/b><\/i><\/font>Rainbow\nWarrior Poetry<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\ndirectly into more lucid chapters, like this one. That millions of\nfans already familiar with the genre can improve upon, at any time,\nwithin the public domain. Developing an analog theory of everything\nand nothing, or writing any similar book they might want, using the\nsame lexicon, equation, and modern AI, to eventually make it easy\nenough for even a child to do. Out of billions and billions and\nbillions of actual real people, even those simple minded enough to be\nonly vaguely familiar with the prehistoric genre of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Oneness\nPoetry<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nlike the Pentagon, everyone always recognizes which poems are better.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>You\nCan’t Fake Professional Wrestling, Because It’s Impossible To Fake\nComplete Bullshit, That’s Already Fake<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Like\nOur Oneness Poetry<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nam the Shockwave Rider, the Wu Li Master Of The Tao Te Ching, A\nWarrior Of The Rainbow, Who Rides The Great Rainbow Fractal Dragon!\nOnly Heaven Above Inspires Harmony In Unbalanced Gravity, Yet Gravity\nRemains The Source Of Lightness! For Harmony Neither Acts Nor\nReasons, Thus, Unconditionally Lending Everything Greater Meaning.\nEmbracing What’s Missing From This Picture In The Present And,\nSimultaneously, In Both The Past And Future! Accomplishing The\nImpossible, Without Ever Actually Having To Do A Damn Thing!\nSometimes, knowing when to simply do nothing, absolutely nothing at\nall, can make all the difference in the world! Likewise, knowing how\nto forget that which can never be forgotten, can save your sanity, if\nnothing else. It turns out, the Pale Buddha was dead wrong, and the\npast is never just a memory, nor is the future merely a dream! Which\nis why, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Now\nAnd Zen Thoughtfully Made Time-Warped Everywhen<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, the time is never quite what anybody thinks it is anymore, and\nnever will be again, until that time rolls round again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTime,\ninformation, humor, synergy, harmony, synchronicity, consciousness,\nawareness, and magic, ultimately become indistinguishable, ensuring\nthe past and future remain mutable, merely expressing <\/b><\/i><\/font>Karma<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nor particle-wave duality in a Singularity. According to the latest\nevidence, every subatomic particle somehow simultaneously occupies\nthe past and the future. Making time appear to be both a local and\nnonlocal phenomena, similar to geometry being everywhere in the\nuniverse, yet the curvature of space only becomes noticeable over\nlarger distances, such as looking at the horizon, or on the smallest\nof subatomic scales. Everyone being part of the Collective\nUnconscious, we collectively decide what is reality, ensuring nobody\never gets exactly what they want, but everyone always gets what they\nneed for their personal growth. Requiring nonlinear temporal\ndynamics, and the Butterfly Effect, as well as pattern matching and a\nsense of humor, in order to more fully comprehend how the causal\nuniverse physically emerges from the acausal, and how matter and\nenergy emerge from the four forces of nature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nTruth merely laughs at all of our foolish attempts to control reality\nand, inexorably, demands a price, precisely because it\nunconditionally lends everything greater meaning. Even our worst\nmistakes! <\/b><\/i><\/font>Against\nAny And All Protests To The Contrary<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nInevitably, the Ugly Duckling, need, must, transform into the Swan\nbecause, of course, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nSimple Truth Happens To Be Every Sad, And Confused, Ugly Ducking’s\nSimple Fate<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Regardless\nOf How Loudly They Protest<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAlthough this book contains endless lowbrow slapstick, again, it\nmerely represents the default networking systems logic in a\nSingularity and, I tell people, I just do the equivalent of the basic\nalgebra and geometry. Which can be tedious beyond the point of\ntorture, and unbelievably ugly, and not nearly as pretty and exciting\nas calculus, but calculus without algebra is a complete disaster! One\nwe definitely don’t need right now!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nI<\/b><\/i><\/font>ndian\nVedas<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nare an example of “<\/b><\/i><\/font>pretty<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nfuzzy logics, which were originally designed for personal growth,\nwhile others can work on updating and adapting whatever they want,\nbut I’m not waiting around for Indian Gurus, Bollywood,\nHollywood, Traditional Taoists, Buddhists, Muslims, Christians, or\nanyone else to <\/b><\/i><\/font>Do\nThe Dirty Work<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>The\nDirty Deed<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThat they’ve never chosen to do in the past! <\/b><\/i><\/font>Forget\nAbout Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Mine\nIs In The Public Domain, FOR FREE<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nHa, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nPentagon has stolen, then censored, 35 years of dedicated private\nresearch, and 15 years of full time writing, but the more they keep\nstealing from me, the more self-defeating they’re becoming. Thanks to\nthe truth asserting itself, over any scales and magnitudes and,\ninevitably, winning in the end. More than one master of meditation\nhas attempted to argue with me, when I simply informed them that\nmodern neurology is already making it possible, to turn anyone into\nan instant master, so they too can sit at the bottom of a pool for an\nhour, but that’s just not all that helpful for, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Saving\nThe Damn Planet<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nPersonally, I like the early episodes of Archie Bunker and “<\/b><\/i><\/font>All\nIn The Family<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nbut there’s no accounting for taste, and I’m certainly\nnot writing this book for merely entertainment or personal growth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBeing\nexclusive, classic logic emphasizes the “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Little\nPicture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nwhile analog logic is much more inclusive, stressing examining the\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Big\nPicture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>".\nRelying solely on symmetry and pattern matching to describe\neverything, including all of the stuff that nobody ever wants to be\nreminded of! Again, very much like assembling an ordinary table top\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Jig-Saw\nPuzzle<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut with the exception that this one eventually becomes magically\nself-organizing. Which can be measured with mathematical precision,\nto produce a universal geometry, or mathematics, that apply to even\nour words and concepts. Making it the obvious way to address\ncountless problems, but only if we can develop the complete\nlinguistic-mathematics and physics, in the public domain. In\ncountries that still have a saltier sense of humor, and more freedom\nof speech, than either the US, Russia, or China in particular. Who,\nare deliberately stunting their own sense of humor, by heavily\ncensoring themselves, who are working their way up to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Censoring\nThe Public Domain, On Mars<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, obviously, remain hellbent on seeing just how much territory\nthey can all claim, assuming that any of them survive in the long\nrun! The rest of us have other concerns, than merely <\/b><\/i><\/font>Defending\nReal Estate Claims And The All-Mighty-Dollar<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nMany among us would prefer the Three Stooges leave a living planet\nand economy, that’s actually worth defending!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnything\ndemonstrable can be considered simultaneously bullshit and the truth,\nas fuzzy logic already suggests, with energy and information, scales\nand magnitudes, expressing particle-wave duality, and the issue is\nwhat can we, as both individuals and groups, accept for ourselves,\nand actually put to constructive use. Bullshit merely represents any\nlesser truth, while there can be only <\/b><\/i><\/font>One\nGreater Truth We All Share<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nFor all practical purposes the specific context, or situation,\ndemonstrably determines what can easily be considered the greater\ntruth, as both the context, and any of its contents, inevitably\nexchange identities, expressing their own particle-wave duality.\nAgainst any and all sincere heartfelt objections, including lingering\nregrets of my own, again, this book meets the requirements for a\nContextual Philosophy. And, is the first to successfully combine\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Socratic\nWisdom<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nwith the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Tao\nTe Ching<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nin a self-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable manner, even\nsupplying its own “empirical” evidence for macroscopic\nquantum effects, and the most parsimonious explanations for\neverything. Having no accepted theory of humor, academia can either\ncontradict themselves again, or choose to interpret this book as a\nSocratic philosophy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMaking\nall of its contents public domain, and you can call it whatever the\nhell you want, but its a Singularity, that leverages the intrinsic\ngeometry of language, powered by the reader’s own lesser truth,\nand the <\/b><\/i><\/font>One\nGreater Truth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nBoth of which remain humanity’s fate, and are self-organizing,\nno matter how stridently anybody might choose to object! You can run,\nbut you cannot <\/b><\/i><\/font>Hide\nFrom Your Own Damn Truth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhich has a life and a will of its own, or somebody would have\ncopyrighted and patented the truth, long, long ago.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSomething,\nthat’s easy enough to prove, in a few million different ways, using\neven a simple video camera in your own living room, but I also\nsuggest plenty of additional ways, that professionals can prove it to\ntheir own satisfaction, without requiring access to elaborate\nequipment. Such as requiring time on a ridiculously expensive\nsupercomputer, or a particle accelerator, all regulated by the\nmilitary-industrial complex. In fact, its possible to measure\nconsciousness itself and, hopefully, professionals will supply other\nadditional easy ways, in which to prove everything that I’m\nwriting about, using an ordinary laptop, or in any ordinary,\nclaustrophobic, closet sized laboratory. Just to tweak their colleges\nnoses if nothing else, but it would help to speed things up and,\npossibly, reduce all the confusion and fighting, if Karma were simply\ndeclared a law of nature. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThis\nentire book can be translated into any language, using whatever\nparticular characters and metaphors you happen to prefer, and the\npoems will still assume the same shapes, with dynamics and geometry,\nlogic and information, also overlapping, expressing their own\nnonlinear particle-wave duality. In a manner which can also be\ntranslated into analog geometry, or differentials, for the equivalent\nof an AI abacus, or a slide-rule, you can use in VR, that becomes\nmore useful, accurate, and precise the better your sense of humor.\nWritten language and our concepts themselves all obey the same\ndefault geometry, as everything else in a singularity, reflecting the\nlimits of our own mortal fallibility, and the fact that, as part of\nthe Collective Unconscious, the individual must always decide for\nthemselves what is meaningful. One of my fondest desires is to\nautomate the entire process, and help everyone to learn, all over\nagain, how to laugh at the funny naked man in the parade, without\nhaving to go through all the trouble I had to! Attempting to write\nthis book in any other fashion, to make it more "socially\nacceptable” to the mainstream, would possibly have required a\nsupercomputer, a small think tank, and another fifty years, which no\none was offering me, and I was in a hurry anyway…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThankfully,\neven when I made them all go cross-eyed, and they had absolutely no\nclue what I was doing, a few more traditional Taoists, and a variety\nof witches, took a chance on me, and supported my efforts and, like I\nsaid, I was in a hurry to save our grandchildren, and leave them a\nworld worth living in! Theoretically, the finished product will be\nable describe how any language, mathematics, and physics work,\naccording to pattern matching, fuzzy logic, and particle-wave\nduality, but you can also think of it as literally being, <\/b><\/i><\/font>A\nMagical Literary Rabbit Hole<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nOne, that leverages the magic of our own quantum mechanics, to ensure\nthe good guys win more often, and have the last laugh. Merely\nutilizing simple pattern matching and fuzzy logic, to lose more of\nour personal taboos and biases, and work on our own sense of humor,\nand personal integrity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nI said, a supercomputer can already spit all 4,430 poems, including\nhundreds of pages of pornographic poems, which should be more than\nenough to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Make\nAnyone Lose Their Religion<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, lose any remaining doubts they may have that a "Singularity"\nis not really about what you believe, so much as, merely accepting\nthe self-evident truth. Which it should also be possible to\naccomplish in VR, using interactive programs, that can make it much\nmore practical for most, without anyone having to rely on a lot of\npornography, cussing, or anything objectionable to the mainstream.\nWhatever approach you choose, losing more of your taboos, empowers\npeople to become more aware of the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Collective\nUnconscious<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLending the good guys greater awareness of the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Big\nPicture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand an even greater magical advantage. The good guys simply accept\nmore of the truth, and pay it forward more often, while the truth is\nwhat decides the final outcome, and we ourselves can only help the\ntruth organize on its own. Any <\/b><\/i><\/font>Genuine\nMorality<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nemerges from our own <\/b><\/i><\/font>More\nHarmonious Metaethics<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nboth as individuals and societies, requiring networking systems\nlogic, which I cover in other chapters.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAmong\nother things, my <\/b><\/i><\/font>Information\nSingularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\ncan be used to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Tame\nThe Wild Internet<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAgain, helping to establish alternatives to the current peer review\nsystem and, additionally, making it possible to automate them in new\nways. Many have hoped that quantum cryptography can tame the\ninternet, but it cannot prevent the Three Stooges from attempting to\ncensor and classify half of reality, in both academia and the mass\nmedia, and it cannot prevent anyone from using AI online, to\nmanipulate what people know, and tend to believe. Using an\nInformation Singularity the good guys can better predict just how\nmuch of anything is bullshit, and make other unique predictions, and\ncan work more magic than usual, which becomes all the more\nself-organizing: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Whenever\nSuitably Encouraged<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThanks\nto our universe itself being magical, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Our\nGestures Always Matter<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, the good guys win that much more often <\/b><\/i><\/font>While,\nThe Cure Can Sometimes Be Worse Than The Disease<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAll of which can eventually make the most elaborate Three Stooges\nslapstick far too expensive, for anyone to automate, by literally\nhelping the good guys, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Stay\nTwo Punch Lines Ahead Of The Competition<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nA ten year cross-disciplinary study declared the I-Ching word perfect\nand complete for introspective purposes and, using the same\nlinguistic-mathematics and physics in this book to translate the\ntext, providing the good guys with an even better perspective on the\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Big\nPicture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand an even greater <\/b><\/i><\/font>Magical\nAdvantage<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSocrates\nand Galileo are two classic examples, however, there are eight\nbillion people in the world today, many of whom have access to modern\ntechnology, and everyone continuing to promote Three Stooges\nslapstick, Archie Bunker AI and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Widespread\nPanic In The Streets<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Just\nDoesn’t Cut It Anymore<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThe technology I’m hoping to develop would eventually make it\nimpossible for anyone to continue to arbitrarily abuse advanced\ntechnology, of any kind. Many conservatives, in particular, have\nconfided to me, that they believe we require just such a new\ntechnology, one that can prevent people from abusing technology at\nthe drop of a hat, but you have to careful what you wish for! Its the\nancient Chinese blessing and curse of, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>May\nYou Live In Interesting Times<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nSurrendering to the truth is simply our fate, yet people will still\ncommonly deny the truth with their last dying breath, claim that\n"<\/b><\/i><\/font>Fate<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>"\nis a counterproductive concept, or claim that they already know the\ntruth, when they refuse to even share a stupid dictionary, and prefer\nto make up their own definitions for words like "Honesty"\nand the “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Truth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”.\nA recent survey concluded that the same quarter of the population,\nspreading most of the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Fake\nNews And Misinformation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\ncould not care less about the truth. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNote,\nthat this also means its possible to establish a new online economy\nbased on, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Pay\nYour Karma, And Pay It Forward Until The End Of Time<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAlong the same lines as, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Pay\nYour Debts, While Paying Future Interest Rates<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAn economy which, nonetheless, should prove to be magically\ncompetitive with existing economies and, eventually, can be used to\nestablish a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Meritocracy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nSomething along the lines of Star Trek and Star Wars combined with,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nMuppet Show<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nOf course, it could be far worse, but physicists are still commonly\narguing nobody is a miracle, babies are not miracles, life is not a\nmiracle, magic is not real, and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>There’s\nNo Damn Proof<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, refusing to acknowledge that they’ve stunted their own sense\nof humor horribly, institutionalizing their denial for thousands of\nyears, to the point where they can’t even use a stupid dictionary\nanymore, and are now industriously helping to censor half of reality.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEmpowering\nevery military-industrial complex in existence, to classify and\ncensor anything, that doesn’t already fit into their <\/b><\/i><\/font>Myopic\nWorldview<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nEnsuring that academics themselves are not only less capable of being\naware of any of the existing magic in life, but also much less likely\nto reproduce, more likely to contradict themselves, more often\nsexist, and among the least trusted in society! In recent years, even\npromoting antisemitism again yet, all it requires to prove it is to,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Collate\nTheir Own Data<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhich, of course, is likely to be censored, however, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Their\nTimeless Denial Is Still Easily Overcome<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIn countless other ways, just like in the story of, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nEmperor’s New Clothes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut we desperately need to develop the analog logic,\nlinguistic-mathematics, and physics further. <\/b><\/i><\/font>For\nThere Is No More New Frontier<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>And,\nWe Have Got To Make It Here<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, as I write this, only a month ago: <\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>All\nOf The Oceans, Around The World, Dramatically Rose In Temperature<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>For\nThe First Time In Recorded History<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nCatholic Church went out of their way to burn witches at the stake,\ninsisting only Catholic priests could work "good" magic,\nand severely circumscribed at that, but indiscriminately burning\ninnocent women alive, and promoting their good magic, has not\nprevented the entire planet from going down the toilet! Nor did it\nsupport progress in the sciences, in the case of Galileo! Today,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Every\nEngineer<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nI’ve spoken to on the subject, has puzzled over why they have\nto account for electrons standing still on modern computer chips\nwhile, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nHoles They Occupy Appear To Move Around Instead<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nYet, they’ve all turned me down flat whenever I’ve\noffered to explain, even using their own more abstract paradoxical\nterms. Considering that almost nobody knows how to use a stupid\ndictionary, or is willing to admit they do, I usually prefer to avoid\ndiscussing such issues myself, or anything more controversial than\nthe weather! Still, I like to tell people, whether you believe in God\nor not, whether you believe in magic or not: <\/b><\/i><\/font>These\nDays, We Are All A Miracle To Believe In<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAccording to a mountain of scientific evidence, the entire planet is\nin desperate need of quite a few miracles while, <\/b><\/i><\/font>All\nThe Alternatives I Can Think Of Suck<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThis\nbook is still missing at least the last two chapters, and a dozen or\nmore poems, but I thought it best to publish it early, and update it\nlater. If anything confuses you, the last finished chapter, "Yogi\nBerra Yoda Bullshit Kung Fu 101a" contains a nice brief synopsis\nof all the more complicated humor in the book. Expressed as an adult\nversion of Peter Pan and the Lost Boys. The chapter is only half\nfinished, however<\/b><\/i><\/font>,\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>The\nOcean Itself Is Changing Color<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Underwater\nHeat Waves Are Now Killing Everything In The Oceans<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWe are out of time, and you can run, but none can hide from what is\nto come.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>God\nHelp Us All, God Knows, We Need All The Help We Can Get<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nShockwave\nRider!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t<\/font>At\nthe impressionable age of five years old, for the first time it\noccurred to me that the whole world is insane, and this was something\nthat I was just going to have to figure out on my own. Huckleberry\nFin, was supposedly the same age, but he smoked a pipe, and drank\nhard liquor while, I Was Never Quite That Precocious<\/u>! Of\ncourse, modern psychology avoids Using Words Like Insanity<\/u>,\npreferring to use Latin terms, but I was only five, and had always\nbeen rather attached to Using Plain English<\/u>. Having no\ninterest in Exotic Subcultures<\/u> that speak dead languages, by\nfourteen, I had already become, The Ultimate Skeptic<\/u>!\nDedicated, to my own private research into modern physics and\nphilosophy. Never having found the slightest bit of comfort, in damn\nfools everywhere, still claiming to be voice of sanity, In An\nInsane World<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDecades\nwould pass before the internet was invented so, once a month, I\nvisited the largest library in the area, that subscribed to physics\njournals, and would sit on the floor, skimming through them for hours\non end, searching for what’s missing from this picture… Thus,\nbegan what was to become a lifelong journey, of heedlessly plunging\nheadfirst, ever deeper, into the Musty Fecund Bowels<\/u> of\nEastern and Western Philosophy, Science, and Religion. Relentlessly\nSeeking Answers<\/u>! As to why our modern, “High-Tech<\/u>”,\nsocieties are so brazenly and unabashedly insane, without ever\nactually holding out any hope of finding any real answers on my own.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSkeptics\nare all normally assumed to be atheists, but that’s in no small\npart due to atheists frequently demanding that agnostics either call\nthemselves some sort of atheist, or Hide In The Closet<\/u>! While,\nI was an agnostic who was extremely skeptical of so-called,\n“Atheist-Skeptics<\/u>”. Who’re infamous for\ninternet trolls, and for promoting Endless Rhetoric<\/u>, Sarcasm,\nFascism, and Totalitarian Communism! All in the name of Science,\nReason, and Humanism! Not that I blame atheists, for being insane in\nan insane world, but it certainly never endeared them to anybody,\nnobody that I know anyway! Much less, inspired confidence in a damned\nthing they say! With atheists today being the least trusted among\nbelievers and nonbelievers alike! While, I have yet to hear a single\natheist admit in public, that they have soundly earned their\nreputation, and its usually Best To Avoid Them, By A Few Hundred\nFeet<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIts\na sad truth that the Antisocial Behavior<\/u> of countless\natheists, has encouraged not only agnostics to hide in the closet,\nbut other atheists as well while, today, atheists are not even\nremotely unique in that regard. Shakespeare famously wrote, “Me\nThinks Familiarity Doth Breed Contempt<\/u>!” And, in recent\ndecades, academia and the mainstream have abused one another, the\nEnglish Language, and the Mass Media, To Such a Horrendous Extent<\/u>!\nThat me thinks familiarity doth commonly breed, even the more\ndeplorable depths of self-contempt and loathing, In Modern-Day\nBabylon<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnywho,\nbereft the slightest clue as to what to look for, and in spite of\nencountering the typical\ncustomary-abnormal-impromptu-ritual-knee-jerk-resistance, and\nwoefully misplaced sexual frustration, from the Ubiquitous\nUnsundry Self-Appointed Yahoos And Motley Crews<\/u>, commonly found\nanywhere on a map today! Nevertheless, I resolutely endeavored\nto explore<\/span> the fundamentals, from an agnostic perspective,\nthoroughly convinced that surrendering to the Ongoing Widespread\nMadness<\/u>, was never a viable option in the long run. When The\nBanks And The Marching Morons Always Decide Who Wins, War Never Ends<\/u>!\nAnd, Paddling Up Shit Creek, Is No Longer An Option<\/u>! Since\nlong before I was even a gleam in my father’s eye, the entire world\nhas been working overtime, attempting to build up enough credit with\nthe banks, To Officially Declare WWIII<\/u>!<\/span>\nRight After They’re All Done Killing Every Other Living\nThing On The Planet<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRather\nthan relying on more traditional “Schools of Thought<\/u>”,\npsychology, sociology, or conventional wisdom, which all appeared to\nhave made little progress, and were making feeble attempts at best,\nout of Sheer Desperation<\/u>! As a young teen, I was already\ndetermined to single-handedly sort through the entire Disjointed\nMuddled Mess<\/u>! That, academia refers to as modern physics and\nphilosophy, Beginning At The Beginning<\/u>! Having already been\nreduced to applying, The Brute Force Process of Elimination<\/u>!\nWading through endless bullshit, and weeding out all of the more\nOutlandishly Lame Attempts At Explanations<\/u>, while hoping the\nentire time that some “Think-Tank<\/u>” would\neventually publish something cogent on the subject. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUnfortunately,\nWhenever Convenient<\/u>, physicists tend to ignore semantics, and\npay more attention to the physical evidence, while philosophers tend\nto ignore any physical evidence, preferring to Play Around With\nSemantics<\/u> and, to make matters worse, my English Teachers were of\nlittle help, merely claiming the English Language has few, “Hard\nand Fast Rules<\/u>”. Pressing My High School Teachers<\/u>,\nwith endless nonstop questions, one surprised me when She Casually\nMentioned<\/u> that, theoretically, the English Language may have a\nsecond grammar. Exactly how everyone could have missed the existence\nof a "Second Grammar<\/u>", for several centuries, and\nwhy it still remains theoretical to this day, became just more\ndiscordant facts to add to my Growing Collection<\/u>, but I was\nStubborn<\/u>, and eventually found the answers! By paying close\nattention to some of the more contentious, Academic Wannabe\nCunning Linguists<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDecades\nlater, after ruling out countless possibilities, from among the\nworld’s major religions, philosophies, and physical theories, I\ntook the time to invent my own linguistic analysis, based on\n“Contextual Vagueness<\/u>”; starting with adopting the\nvaguest possible definitions for almost any word, from among the\nfirst four found in Any Common Dictionary<\/u>. After practicing\nand studying for yet another decade, I finally felt ready to attempt\nto expand upon the work of Ludwig Wittgenstein by, Stressing\nAuthenticity Over Knowledge<\/u>. Wittgenstein’s linguistic\nanalysis had always puzzled me, not because I didn’t understand\nit but, because it was Patently Obvious<\/u>! Most academics\nstruggle to even superficially comprehend his work, while all of the\nmore Famous Philosophers<\/u>, who later espoused his work, may as\nwell be Beating A Dead Horse, As Far As I Was Concerned<\/u>!\nHaving, repeatedly, driven his linguistic analysis entirely into the\ndirt! Thoroughly confusing clever arguments with substance,\npreposterously pontificating, pessimistically proposing pursuing\npettier putrid puerile points, Until, All Too Predictably!<\/u>\nThey conspicuously began to run out of trivial complaints, and glib\narguments to make and, immediately, proceeded to carefully cover\ntheir own tracks. Steadily, painting themselves into their own quiet\nlittle corner, In A Private Room, In A Chinese Restaurant, At The\nEnd Of The Universe<\/u>! Where they make their own fortune cookies.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSearching\nfor the slightest opening that I could exploit, I spent a year\nMeticulously Reducing<\/u> his logic as far as I could, only to\nencounter A Complete Dead-End<\/u>, and come up Empty-Handed<\/u>!\nNormally, I don’t have to work at deconstructing a philosophy\nand, after a lifetime of practice, just reading any text, I can\neasily spot any Unwarranted Assumptions<\/u>, poorly defined\nvariables, Vague Statements, Contradictions<\/u>, and anything that\nconflicts with established facts and empirical evidence but,\nWittgenstein<\/u> had turned out to be different. Those with more\nthan a passing familiarity with his work, frequently compare it to\nreading, “A Dry Auto-Repair Manual<\/u>!" And, from the\nvery beginning, I had known all along, he would be, One Tough\nGerman Nut To Crack<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nfact that I had so completely, utterly, and spectacularly failed, In\nHis Particular Case<\/u>, merely confirmed that I was onto something,\nbut had left me with no clue whatsoever, as to how to proceed, and I\nwas now ready to resort to Consulting A Ouija Board<\/u>! Merely\nHoping For The Slightest Inspiration<\/u>! Rather than attempting to\ncontact the dead for an audience, I decided to try something new for\na change, and turned to the only other text that had consistently\nResisted All Of My Attempts<\/u> at analysis and, for the first\ntime ever, began extrapolating “Rainbow Warrior Poetry<\/u>”,\nfrom the “Tao Te Ching<\/u>”. Only to effortlessly\ncrack its analog logic wide-open, like a walnut and, Unceremoniously,\nDeep-Fried My Brain Extra-Crispy<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tExtensively\nstudied by scholars, the Tao Te Ching’s Vague, Cloying,\nAnarchistic Philosophy<\/u> has always appealed to extreme skeptics\nlike me, but it incorporates a complex paradoxical writing style,\nmore often used for meditation, While I’ve Never So Much As\nTaken A Tai Chi Class In My Life<\/u>! Even so-called “Philosophical\nTaoists<\/u>” are frequently mystics, and the very idea that the\n2,400 year old text could ever possibly make more than the most\nsuperficial sense to anyone, is widely considered, Flat-Out\nInsane<\/u>! At least a hundred English Translations have been\npublished and, a few times in the past, I’ve watched\nStoned-Hippies<\/u> play around with applying cuss words to the\nshort poems, only to waste four hours generating Meaningless\nWord-Salad<\/u>, and had always assumed that it must be impossible!\nOr, surely, SomeBody<\/u>! Out of the several billion other idiots\non the planet, foolish enough to have also Read The Damned Thing<\/u>!\nSometime, in the last two thousand years or so, Would Have Figured\nIt Out Already<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEqually\ndisturbing, I had bumbled upon the discovery that, Potty Mouth\nNursery Rhymes, Older Than Monuments<\/u>! And, Still Being\nReinvented By Little Kids Everywhere<\/u>! Were The Likely Origins\nOf The 12,000 Year Old Bagua, Or The "Book Of Changes<\/u>!"\nFrom which the I-Ching and the Tao Te Ching were later extrapolated.\nThe whole reason I had spent so long working on Wittgenstein, was on\nthe assumption that he had to make more sense than the Tao Te Ching,\nonly to discover the opposite is true, and the Tao Te Ching can use\npotty humor to describe Wittgenstein, With Mathematical Precision<\/u>!\nAdding insult to injury, over the routine course of conducting\nlogistics research, upon my just happening to casually notice that\nthe internet was being Heavily Censored<\/u>, more than usual that\nis, of anything new related to fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics in\nparticular, Well Naturally<\/u>! I dug a bit deeper than usual,\nonly to discover that some of these same Potty Mouth Nursery\nRhymes<\/u> have been classified as, “Vital To The National\nDefense<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nIf you ask me, Fiction Is An All Too Commonplace Reality<\/u> but,\nif reality were never stranger than fiction, nobody would ever buy\nit! One Logician, whose work is classified, asked me to write\nparadoxical nonsense for him and, rather than deny my own evidence,\neventually I decided to: Bite The Bullet<\/u>! And, see if I could\nmake more sense out of it all, by going cross-eyed for the next\ndecade or two. Dedicating myself to mastering the potty mouth prose\nof the poetry, which uses Only Salty Quotes<\/u>, popular song\nlyrics, and commonly used phrases whenever possible. Writing all of\nthe “Poetry<\/u>” required, for a more detailed\nexamination of the analog logic, necessitated that I also write down\nthese chapters, collating the entire lifetime’s worth of\nIncongruous Disparate Facts<\/u>, which I had amassed, only to\nconfirm my worst suspicions. Difficult as it might be, for billions\naround the globe to believe, I’ve found a way to prove, The\nPale Buddha Was Dead Wrong<\/u>! It turns out that the past is never\njust a memory, nor is the future merely a dream, for the time is\nnever quite what anybody thinks it is, until that time rolls round\nagain, and 42, Really Is As Good An Explanation As Anyone Will\nEver Get<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOf\ncourse, Douglass Adams, or any idiot for that matter, can claim that\n42 is, “The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything<\/u>!”\nBut, this book explores the linguistic, sociological, physical, and\nmathematical evidence, based on first principles, and I make enough\nunique predictions, that it may even qualify as, “A Theory\nof Everything and Nothing<\/u>!” Which just so happens to\nresemble physical reality as we know it. For example, in spite of\nbeing incredibly accurate, and indispensable for countless purposes,\nnevertheless, Newtonian Mechanics have turned out to be Tautological<\/u>,\nwhile Relativity is Blatantly Self-Contradictory<\/u>! And,\nadditionally, has proven to use the same mathematics as\nThermodynamics<\/u>, which are still struggling to successfully\nincorporate The Arrow of Time<\/u>. As if, the two merely trade\naccuracy for precision, and what Relativity ultimately describes is:\nHow Hot Is Too Hot To Touch<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAccording\nto the math, Newtonian Mechanics defy their own principle of\nidentity, implying that everything is possibly composed of Teeny-Tiny\nPing-Pong Balls<\/u>, Lime Jell-O, Wavy Gravy, Little White Tornadoes,\nHydraulic Fluid, Rubber Duckies<\/u>, Coo-Coo Clock Springs, or\njust about anything else that you might care to imagine! While,\nGeneral Relativity suggests that watching the night sky is comparable\nto watching a pot of water boil and, of course, A Watched Pot Will\nNever Boyle<\/u>! Yet, these are two of the best physical theories\nthat we have today. Complicating an already awkward situation,\nrecently an AI provided a dramatic demonstration, for how it could\neasily calculate the orbits of the planets, without ever having to\nresort to using, Figgy Newton’s Silly Laws of Motion<\/u>!\nApparently, John Wheeler was simply ahead of his time, when he\nfamously complained about black holes, “There Is No Law\nExcept The Law, There Is No Law<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBeing\na typical Geeky German Physicist<\/u>, upon accidentally\ndiscovering quantum mechanics, on purpose, Max Planck<\/u>\nmistakenly believed he was being witty, when he begged his colleges\nto please: Explain The Joke<\/u>. However, in his later years, his\notherwise stalwart peers, made a special point of celebrating his\nremarkable achievement of, somehow, having acquired an extremely\npleasant sense of humor! Quite possibly, from long familiarity\nworking with quantum mechanics but, Nobody Could Be Certain<\/u>…\nLikewise, respected physicists everywhere, have stubbornly insisted\nall along that: Quantum Mechanics Are Not A Laughing Matter<\/u>!\nAnd, Only Apply To Subatomic Particles<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBecause,\nof course, that’s what they’re usually paid to study, yet\ntheir claim has contradicted the accepted mathematical, theoretical,\nand experimental evidence, ever since the HUP and Schrodinger\nEquation were originally formulated. Yet, over many decades of\ndiscussing the issue with them, not a single physicist that I’ve\nspoken to has ever Considered It A Problem<\/u>! An extensive\nsurvey of exactly how frequently academics contradict themselves, and\ncasually deny their own evidence, should prove uniquely insightful\ninto the modern scientific method. Specifically, how it is Commonly\nUsed And Abused<\/u> for the benefit of governments, commercial\nindustries, Mainstream Cultures<\/u>, and special interest groups,\nover science, while I provide unique suggestions for how to: Use\nHumor, To Make More Sense Out Of Academic Nonsense<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tI’ve\nspent decades online talking to respected physicists, cosmologists,\nand philosophers, frequently on a daily basis, and these are all\ndedicated professionals who, very much like myself, often desperately\nwant nothing more than Real Answers<\/u>. Nonetheless, the\nover-educated fools typically avoid discussing such issues seriously,\nand contradict themselves so often, and so casually, that I had to\ncarefully collate and organize all of their Bullshit<\/u>! For no\nless than a dozen years! Just to begin to get a better grasp, on\nwhat’s missing from this picture… Referring to Joe DiMaggio,\nmy father would sometimes exclaim, “Say It Ain’t So\nJoe<\/u>!” And, for the first eight years, I kept quoting him,\nshaking my head the entire time, In Complete Denial<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAbsolutely\nHorrified<\/u>! By just how Profoundly Insane<\/u>, And Totally\nOut Of Touch With Reality<\/u>, I had discovered myself, modern\nscience, and the Entire World<\/u> to have become! As Dad might\nsay, "We’ve Strayed A Little Too Far Off The Port Bow<\/u>!"\nThankfully, I kept up with the latest developments and, for example,\njust fifteen years ago a physicist demonstrated how it is possible to\nobserve Time Flowing Backwards<\/u>, on macroscopic scales, using a\nmicron sized polystyrene bead, suspended above a “Heat-Bath<\/u>”\nby “Optical Tweezers<\/u>”, commonly found in any\nlaboratory today. I’m from Missouri myself<\/u>, “The\nShow-Me State<\/u>!" On my Mother’s side, and time flowing\nbackwards, in different locations, on even visible macroscopic\nscales, is all the evidence that anybody sane will ever require, to\nknow for themselves: Modern Physics Is Doomed!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nApparently, one way to make more sense out of quantum mechanics, is\nto ignore the popular opinions of physicists, and it might be helpful\nif researchers also conducted a specific survey, of what other\nAncient Greek Ideas<\/u>! Physicists still commonly cling to with\ntheir dying breath, which were originally part of Comedy Acts<\/u>,\nthat toured the country! Regardless of how tiny anything is, or how\nmuch sense anything might make, to any of the more, Demanding\nReality Snobs<\/u>! The simple explanation for Schrodinger’s Cat<\/u>,\nis that time can obviously flow forwards and backwards,\nsimultaneously in different locations, implying an infinite number of\nuniverses within a Singularity! Or, A Mysterious Magical\nMetaphorical Multiverse<\/u>, where 42 is as good as it gets…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhere\nThe Wild Things Are<\/u>! Enigmatically, a solitary quantum of solace\nyet remains, indubitably uncertain: Thoroughly Confused and\nConfusing<\/u>! While, in enormous numbers, normally willful,\nspurious, and independent quanta, who apparently have no impulse\ncontrol whatsoever on their own, suddenly settle down to become\nextremely gregarious, cooperative, and much more reliable denizens,\nof the, “Physical Particle Zoo<\/u>”. Strongly implying\nthat, no matter how soothing any particular Metaphysical Ointment<\/u>!\nOr, how popular anyone’s Comedy Routine<\/u> might just so\nhappen to be and, regardless of how deadly accurate or precise any of\nour current theories are, the only way to rule out 42 being as good\nan answer as anyone will ever get, is to examine the “Big\nPicture<\/u>”, for corroborating statistical evidence, or\nanything low in entropy, or low in content. (Duh<\/u>!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWithout\never realizing it, I had unintentionally spent 35 years gathering\njust such Arcane Statistical Evidence<\/u>, which Modern Science\nRoutinely Ignores<\/u> as unworthy of their attention! That is,\nAnything Unlikely To Obtain Government Grants<\/u>, much less,\nsecure tenure. Isaac Asimov was one of my childhood heroes, and I’m\nproud to call a few academics good friends, whose work provides an\ninvaluable contribution, with one of my best friends from childhood\nbeing My First Doctor<\/u>! Who now works for the CDC, and is one\nof the few people in the entire world that Mom would never hesitate\nto invite to Thanksgiving Dinner<\/u>! Nonetheless, when an\nacademic once asked me what can be done to address the exceedingly\nlong, still burgeoning list of: Looming Man-Made Catastrophes<\/u>!\nCurrently Threatening The Entire Future Of Humanity<\/u>! I angrily\nsuggested he find out who is teaching all these idiots how to destroy\nthe planet faster! Call Me “Brain Damaged<\/u>!” But,\nEither The Right Hand Knows What The Left Hand Is Doing, Or We’re\nAll Screwed:<\/u> ALL EIGHT BILLION OF US<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMy\nFather was a Captain in the USN and, sometimes, Dad would say, “Three\nStooges comedy routines just don’t cut it, when the whole world\nis falling apart at the seams! These Days, Its All Hands On Deck<\/u>!”\nThe military isn’t famous for geniuses, and Dad would be the\nfirst to tell anyone he wasn’t the sharpest pencil in the box,\nwhile the physicist John Wheeler was an intellectual giant, but what\nimpressed me the most about both men, was their personal integrity,\nand Salty Sense Of Humor<\/u>! Which empowered them to repeatedly\nSurpass Their Own Potential<\/u>, to become great leaders in their\nrespective fields. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDad’s\nMy Own Personal Hero<\/u>! And, met his lifelong goal of commanding a\nmajor ship of the line, while Wheeler earned my respect for life\nwhen, despite his belief in the Collective Unconscious<\/u>, he\nvigorously protested the “American Association for the\nAdvancement of the Sciences<\/u>!" For including research into\npsychic phenomena among their ranks, when they never did meet their\nown criteria for a valid science. His peers went cross-eyed but, like\nmy father, he knew that, Sometimes The Truth May Be Worth Fighting\nFor, But It Certainly Never Requires Any Defense<\/u>! While, without\nthe truth, whatever you believe becomes worthless. This book provides\nthe proof that Wheeler was more right than he ever knew, and the\nproblem is: Institutionalized Insanity In The Sciences<\/u>! And,\nCertainly, Not The Truth Itself Being Insane<\/u>! Just, Tacky\nBeyond All Belief<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tA\nfew have compared my work to the movie, “What the *Bleep* Do\nWe Know<\/u>?”, but I’ve never watched it, and have no\ninterest in how Hollywood continues to promote ignorance, or how they\ncurrently prefer to, Beg The Question, For Fun And For Profit<\/u>!\nAs it is, I was forced to conduct my own informal survey, for over a\ndecade, just to confirm that almost nobody even knows, or is willing\nto admit, that the common dictionary merely contains popular\ndefinitions and, Their Teachers May As Well Be Killing Their Own\nStudents<\/u>! Encouraging Them To Argue Over The Definition Of\nStupid<\/u>! Understandably, that might sound like an exaggeration on\nmy part but, the unfortunate truth is, their teachers are literally\nkilling their own students, which I cover in extensive detail. With\nstudents in countries around the world now actively protesting, and\ngoing on strike: Rebelling Against An Education System, That\nPromotes Genocide, Global Warming, And Environmental Destruction<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMother\nJones Firmly Believed, Every Child Should Be Heard, And Not Just\nSeen<\/u>! Without a second thought, she dismissed any attempts to\nlabel her a “Political-Anarchist”, As The Mindless\nRanting And Raving Of Overgrown Spoiled Brats<\/u>! Who, at the time,\ntypically drank a fifth of liquor a day! Never being inclined to\nwaste her time arguing with drunken fools, and Contentious Idiots<\/u>,\nshe immediately proceeded to teach children everywhere how to make\nthemselves heard! Over the same “Inebriated Mob<\/u>”,\nthat many of their own parents had become eager to join! For rising\nto the occasion, and successfully teaching children how to speak up\nfor themselves, she was eventually censored from all the history\nbooks! Still, With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility<\/u>! To\nGet The Hell Out Of Their Way<\/u>! If you cannot so much as teach a\nchild how to use a stupid dictionary, and have nothing else\nworthwhile to contribute towards: SAVING THE DAMN PLANET<\/u>! Like\nanybody else, Kids May Be Dumb, But They Ain’t Stupid<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWell\nover half the people I surveyed, readily admitted to making up their\nown definitions for words and, without hesitation, many then angrily\naccused me of being a liar, for claiming the dictionary only contains\npopular definitions, while most went to some lengths to complain that\nI was rudely wasting their time, with my two simple questions, which\nthey had all agreed to answer. Several individuals had sought me out\nthemselves having heard, somewhere, I was asking two simple questions\nthat nobody could answer, only to accuse me of lying about the\ndictionary, while one woman laid into me for the better part of an\nhour. Attempting to make damned straight sure that I understood: The\nTruth Is A Taboo Subject<\/u>! Conan O’Brien’s only\nadvantage over me, is even complete strangers who don’t know\nwho he is, including his own wife and kids, laugh whenever they see\nhim on TV, or even just walking down the street, but its as if over\nhalf the people I spoke to were merely two years old! And, were\nseriously attempting to hurt my feelings, intimidate me, and make me\nfeel guilty, for confusing them with The Stupid Truth<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSeveral\narticles I’ve come across have suggested that the two political\nparties in the US have created their own, “Orwellian\nNightmare<\/u>!” Playing a Game of, “Tug-of-War”\nWith Words<\/u>! But, not a single article I’ve come across has\npointed out the, rather unflattering, all-too-well-documented-fact,\nthat academia, the mass media, and the mainstream have all been\nplaying around with words, Willie-Nellie<\/u>, for well over a\ncentury! Even as a brain damaged five year old, in a world with\nenough atomic weapons to destroy the entire planet countless times,\nit was impossible for me to not notice, that nobody even knew how to\nuse a stupid dictionary while, insanely, everyone dismissed it as\ntaboo, and unimportant! Later, I had to practically Pry The\nInformation From My High School Teacher<\/u>, that the English\nLanguage may have a Second Grammar<\/u>, by first figuring out how\nthe already recognized grammar contradicts itself.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSooner\nor later, they all tend to either Call Me Crazy<\/u>, or stop\ntalking to me altogether, and I really can’t blame them and,\nusually, don’t care to discuss such issues myself. Without\npausing for a moment to: Think, About What All The Bullshit Is\nLeading Up To<\/u>! They’ve literally been arguing heatedly over\ncomplete nonsense their entire lives, which now comes to well over\n250 million blithering idiots in the US alone, all babbling nonstop\ngibberish, and constantly fighting back and forth, like little kids\non the Kindergarten playground! With the all-too-predictable result\nthat: These Days, Nobody Trusts a Fucking Thing Anybody Says\nAnymore<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThat\nmight sound a bit harsh, or merely an exaggeration, but this has been\ngoing on, for so long now, it has finally achieved the status of, A\nPerfect Tantrum Storm<\/u>! One that ensures the Blithering Idiots<\/u>\nremain totally clueless, and Utterly Shameless<\/u>! With the vast\nmajority of their nonstop complaints, endless demands, and\ncontentious disputes, amounting to little more than Bald-Faced\nLies<\/u>, and the most Infantile Bullshit<\/u> imaginable, that\nserves no constructive purpose whatsoever. Including, not least of\nall, making up their own definitions for words on a whim, and half\nthe damned country now choosing to ignore anything the other half\nsays. As If, Covering Their Ears, And Yelling<\/u>: “I\nCAN’T HEAR YOU!!!<\/u>”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOnce,\nan atheist informed me that the dictionary is not a God, and I told\nhim to, Tell It To The Judge<\/u>! And, see if he throws “The\nBook<\/u>” at him! SomeBody, SomeWhere<\/u>! Has to define\nhonesty but, unfortunately, forty years of surveys have steadily\nrevealed that this same quarter of the population, worldwide, who\nstill claim the sun revolves around the earth, just so happen to be\nTHE SAME FLAMING IDIOTS<\/u>! Who’ve been demanding the right\nto define reality for the rest of us, ALL ALONG<\/u>! And, also\nhappen to be The Same Damned Fools<\/u> who started the Civil War,\neventually persuading academics to seldom think twice about throwing\ntheir own dictionary out the window.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tNow,\nthey’ve all decided, in their Infantile Kindergarten Tough\nLove Wisdom, Yet Again<\/u>! That they’d much rather prefer to\nlive income tax free, on the more adventurous side of the tracks, in\ntheir own little “Private Idaho<\/u>!” Each with “His\nand Her<\/u>” very own, personally autographed and monogrammed,\nleather bound collectible, Autobiographical Dictionary<\/u>, and\nheavily censored Kindergarten Encyclopedia<\/u>. The Squeaky\nWheel Always Gets The Grease<\/u>! And, even the historical records\nmake it Painfully Obvious<\/u>! These particularly sorry\nindividuals have always been so incoherent as a group, and so full of\npiss and vinegar that, frequently, making up nonstop lies and\nbullshit demands, is the only way they can actually get anything they\nwant, by accident if nothing else.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tJust\nhow stupid are they you might ask? So Stupid<\/u>! That some of\nthem have been actively lobbying publishers, with their own\n“Superior<\/u>” definitions for words. As if they\nseriously believe they can change reality as we know it, by merely\nprinting whatever the hell they want and, somehow, making it\n“Official<\/u>”. Even though, they themselves normally\nrefuse to use a dictionary, reject academic opinions on the subject,\nand insist: Governments and Corporations Are All Evil Incarnate<\/u>!\nThe latest studies indicate the worst of the current bullshit, began\naround the same time that the internet and cellphones were first\ncommercialized. Confirming, the same quarter of the population could\nnot care less about the truth, feel deeply rejected by the same mass\nmedia they all follow nonstop, and are merely hellbent on destroying\ntheir own government! And, Surprise<\/u>! Remain responsible for\nspreading most of the fake news and misinformation.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThus,\nensuring that nobody ever really trusts the same Mass Media<\/u>,\nthat they’re all heavily addicted to, and pay good money for\nyet: Obviously, Is The Work Of The Devil<\/u>! But, A Necessary\nEvil<\/u>! A Mass Media which, in turn, by overwhelming demand, must\nalways claim, The Devil Made Me Do It<\/u>! That is, over the\nroutine course of performing their other civic duties: For The\nMindless Mob<\/u>! Ignobly endeavoring to ensure that the end always\njustifies the means, when nobody can even agree on the definition of\nstupid, and the Cult of Personality<\/u> and Three Stooges\nCutthroat Poker<\/u>, are the most exciting shows on reality TV.\nNASCAR Has Officially Become A Fantasy Commute<\/u>! But, you can\ncall it “A Reality TV Documentary<\/u>”, if you prefer.\nThere’s no such thing as an Informed Electorate<\/u>, much\nless, Political Correctness<\/u>, when everybody in the whole world\nknows, all-too-damned-well, from the historical records alone, with\nall due respect to the Founding Fathers, the only light bulb ever\nleft on in US politics, Is The Boob Tube Flickering In The Dark<\/u>..\n… .. .. . . .<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLiars\nAre a Dime a Dozen, But Good Lies Make Money<\/u>! Despite there being\nalmost no limits on how much you can spend on campaign advertising,\nand everyone voting for whoever advertises the most for over twenty\nyears, Fox News legally being entertainment, and their own President<\/u>\ncutting another major news outlet a deal on their rent, while\nthreatening to pull the licenses of the rest, Like Spoiled Rotten\nBrats<\/u>! Conservative Politicians Are Still Whining And\nComplaining<\/u> that the mass media doesn’t support them\nenough, or support democracy. As if, they can find better prices for\ndemocracy, by campaigning in foreign countries and, Tijuana Has\nThe Best Prices<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tShooting\nWildly From The Hip, Always Aiming For The Lowest Common Denominator<\/u>!\nThe fools have been swilling down their own, oh so much more\nexciting, demanding, and convenient bullshit, just as fast as they\ncan, ever since Ronald Reagan<\/u> first encouraged them and, then,\npromptly died of Alzheimer’s. The enduring legacy of Reagan’s,\nOh-So-Charming<\/u>! Enthusiastic Lies, And Professional Actor’s\nGlib Sarcastic Politics<\/u>! Includes emergency room physicians\nacross the country, who’ve gone cross-eyed ever since his\nadministration. Recording one epidemic after another, of Senior\nCitizens in particular, all drinking more, panicking, shooting\nthemselves in the foot, and dropping like flies! As If, George\nOrwell Were Broadcasting “War of the Worlds” All Over\nAgain<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOver\nthe last thirty years, high-tech communications have inspired them to\naspire to, yet again, Loftier New Heights Of Infantile Insanity<\/u>!\nOn The Endless Kindergarten Playground Of Life, The Universe, And<\/u>:\nTHE INTERNET TWILIGHT ZONE!!!<\/u> Insidiously, their own worst\nlies have started to come back to haunt them, spreading furiously,\nfaster, and further than ever before as, knowing no mercy: The\nTwilight Zone Expands<\/u>! Bereft the slightest hesitation, pity, or\nremorse and, once again, In Roaring Silence, Oblivion Overtakes\nThe World<\/u>. Or, at least, the Internet! Engulfing everything in\nits path, pausing only to bite everyone in the ass, Penetrating\nRelentlessly, Ever So Much Deeper And, Yet, Deeper Still<\/u>! All the\nway down, Into The Very Heart<\/u> Of The Glutenous-Gelatinous,\nStanky-Dank, Gloomy-Dark, Bowels of the Funkier Flatulent Fickle\nFluted Freaky Frothy Flighty Fractured Formless Fathomless Fat\nFlubberly Fractals: Hidden Somewhere In Dark Shadows<\/u>! Within\nThe Disturbingly, Distant, Dizzyingly, Distraught, Dimwitted,\nDumbfounding Dimensions! Which, of necessity, inescapably,\nirresistibly, and inescapably again, need must inevitably, against\nany and all objections to the contrary! NEVERTHELESS<\/u>! Lead\nEver Onward Still<\/u>… DESPERATELY CLAWING THEIR WAY ALL THE WAY\nDOWN<\/u>! To The Widely Rumored\nFabulous-Flatulent-Far-Fetched-Fruity-Tooty-Rock-Bottom-Fuzzy-Wuzzy-No-No\nZone, At The Extreme Outer Limits, Of La-La Land<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhereas,\nlikewise, as many undoubtedly already suspect, decades of watching\nTelevangelism, reality TV, Talk Radio, and reruns of "Green\nAcres" and “Gilligan’s Island!” Have Also\nInspired Millions Of Jejune Viewers<\/u>, whose teachers all insist\nthey had the finest education, To Creatively Lose Touch With\nReality Altogether<\/u>! In recent years, they’ve confused\nthemselves so badly, and made themselves so thoroughly paranoid, over\nthe same mass media they’re all heavily addicted to that,\ntoday, they’re killing themselves in record numbers, claiming a\npandemic sweeping The Entire Planet Is A Hoax<\/u>! And, refusing\nto be vaccinated! Making politics, the internet, talk radio, and the\nboob tube, now officially the leading causes of easily preventable\ndeath, and: BLOWING UP YOUR TV COULD SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSadly,\nif manufacturers were compelled to put a “Skull And\nCrossbones<\/u>” and “Mr Yuk" Stickers<\/u>, and\nother warning labels, all over every TV and cellphone, they would\nprobably only sell faster, which is why it’s illegal to put\nthem on cigarettes. These Days, Most Would Not Recognize The\nSimple Truth If It Bit Them In The Ass<\/u>! With even Oxford\nprofessors still reduced, for the last two hundred years at least, to\nmaking up their own rhetoric and nonsense words, like little kids,\nfumbling in their attempts to insult one another on the school\nplayground! Or, pretending that they can save the world, by inventing\nnew and exciting sounding, totally meaningless gibberish. For their\npart, the Mass Media<\/u> refers to our modern era as, “Post\nTruth<\/u>”, instead of a Shakespearean Tragedy of the\nKindergarten Variety<\/u>! Which they themselves, Remain Hugely\nResponsible For Helping To Dramatize<\/u>! And, Which Appears All\nToo Likely To End In Complete Disaster<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIt\nturns out that Hitler’s “Big Lie<\/u>” was\nnothing more than another, KINDERGARTEN BULLY, POST TRUTH, BIG\nLIE<\/u>! One, which conveniently ignored the less than flattering\ntruth, that the idiots have always been so paranoid, gullible, and\ncontentious, and their teachers so grossly incompetent, that none of\nthem even had the slightest clue how to use a dictionary! Yet<\/u>:\nThey All Demanded The Right To Print Their Own Versions<\/u>!\nAcademia and The Mainstream Have Made Their Own Words So Hollow\nSounding, To Even Themselves<\/u>! That a fourth political party is\nattempting to form in the US, because the idiots don’t even\ntrust their own dictionary, much less, their own Politicians,\nRhetoric, and Mass Media. As A Result, More Democrats Than\nRepublicans Now Believe The Constitution Is Totally Irrelevant<\/u>!\nWhile, The Ultra Conservative Supreme Court Agrees With Them<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPerhaps\nIts All For The Best<\/u>. With yet another study indicating a strong\nmajority are increasingly lying to one another about their political\nviews, in order to avoid discussing the subject altogether and,\nAccording To The Talking Heads On The Boob Tube, Reading Straight\nOff The Reuters Teleprompter, Nonverbal Politics Could Be The Future<\/u>!\nSo, Turn Down The Sound On Your Boob Tube<\/u>! This same trend can\nalso be seen in the statistics collected over the last half century,\nwith Americans progressively refusing to discuss one sensitive topic\nafter another, such as race or religion, until politics remained the\nonly subject left, that anyone was willing to discuss. These days,\nthey might as well be the Hatfield’s and the McCoys! And, due\nto their rejecting even the common as dirt dictionary, They Seldom\nBother To Make Petty Distinctions Between Politics, And Killing One\nAnother<\/u>! Preferring, Instead, To Declare War On Everything\nImaginable<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nWell over half the damn country has absolutely no interest in\ndiscussing anything controversial, as the Slowly Dawning\nRealization<\/u> has finally begun to set in that: Nobody is listening\nto a damned thing anybody says anymore! YET, IT DOESN’T SEEM\nTO MAKE THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF DIFFERENCE<\/u>! Frequently, I tell\npeople, It’s Empire Baby, And This Gravy Train Ain’t\nStopping Until She Derails<\/u>! Seeking Artistic Inspiration, William\nFaulkner and Stephen King Might Relocate To Sesame Street, and Skip\nVaudeville Altogether, As Far Too Intellectual<\/u>! Meanwhile,\nscientists are Calling For A Moratorium<\/u> on further climate\nchange research! Renewing their protests against leading governments\nrefusing to take decisive action to address the issue, when the\ncurrent president of the US supports using fossil fuels, and our\nformer president supported burning even coal and, Would Gladly\nBurn All Of Their Research As Well<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBegging\nthe question, yet again, as to exactly who it is that the scientists\nkeep trying to impress! Or, whether more likely, They’re\nMerely Hoping Throwing A Tantrum Might Work<\/u>! But, who knows,\nperhaps, after all these decades, maybe they just feel obligated to\nactively protest, the same educated “Liberals” and\n"Progressives", that they’ve always supported,\nprogressively destroying our entire Constitution, Government, And\nMass Media! While, of course, slowly killing their own students and\nscientists, as they Take Careful Measurements<\/u>. Greta Thunberg\nis a popular environmental activist, who has repeatedly complained:\nOUR WORLD LEADERS REFUSE TO TREAT THE ENVIRONMENTAL CRISIS AS AN\nEMERGENCY!!!<\/u> But, more often than not, their own teachers could\nnot teach a child how to use a stupid dictionary, share their words,\nand play nice: IF THEIR LIVES DEPENDED ON IT<\/u>! Honesty is such\na lonely word, that when a Grammar School Kid declared his intention\nto always tell the truth, It Made The National News<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tNobody,\nbut nobody, is bothering to point out that, ever since the inventions\nof reality TV and the internet, they’ve all been increasingly\nacting like spoiled two year olds: LIVING ON GILLIGAN’S\nISLAND<\/u>! Encouraging each other to babble like lunatics,\ncontradicting themselves at the drop of a hat, refusing to believe\nanything anybody else says, and drowning in their own utterly\ntransparent lies! While, Storming the Palace With Knives And\nPitchforks<\/u>! Making Even The Three Stooges Look Like Flaming\nGeniuses In Comparison<\/u>! One Guy Walked Right Off A Cliff While\nPlaying With His Cellphone! And, as a direct result of ACADEMIA’S,\nONGOING ABJECT FAILURE<\/u>! To so much as teach a child how to use a\nstupid dictionary, a third of the population today consists of\ncompulsive liars, bullying is epidemic in both the workplace, public\neducation, and the Ivory Towers<\/u>! While, the Conservative\nMoral Majority<\/u> has steadily acquired the dubious distinction, of\nhaving The Highest Rates Of Abortion, Rape, Child Abuse, Divorce,\nAlcoholism, And Suicide<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWith\ntheir entire population now projected to implode altogether within\ntwo decades, JUST IN TIME FOR GLOBAL WARMING<\/u>! Testing their\nDNA remains the most reliable way to determine how anyone votes!\nWhich can now be accomplished using a hand-held device from fifty\nfeet away, and The Easiest Way To Destroy Conservative America\nToday<\/u>! Is to feed them all of the more exciting lies they crave,\nand sell them all of the cheap, “Made in America<\/u>”,\nbirth-control, handguns, porn, and liquor, Which They So\nDesperately Require In Our Troubling Times<\/u>! While, praising their\nteachers, and urging everyone to, WATCH FOX NEWS AND IGNORE\nANYTHING DEMOCRATS SAY<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tConservatives\ntend to commit suicide after a divorce, with money being the most\nwildly popular reason for getting married or divorced, and: He Or\nShe Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins<\/u>! Frequently, they don’t\nhave a lot of silly old fashioned ideas, about things like causality\nor romance. One woman confided in me that she was a Die-hard\nLiberal<\/u>, that the extra taxes amounted to a pittance, but the\nnext time she married, she wanted a bigger fish! Because she had a\nHarvard Education and, It’s Easier To Love A Rich Man Than A\nPoor One<\/u>! Once, she said, she fell in love with a man who didn’t\nhave money, quickly broke it off, and decided she never wanted to be\nthat happy again. Anywho, it might be helpful if someone at Harvard\ncould estimate the current prices for “Trophy Wives<\/u>”\nor, at least, supply photographs, and maybe a calendar, with Harvard\nstudents today more likely to identify themselves as liberals and\ndemocrats. Perhaps, somebody at Harvard can also give us some insight\ninto what “Liberal” currently means: WHEN NOBODY CAN\nAGREE ON THE DEFINITION OF STUPID!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSince\nno one seems to care about their own dictionary, much less, freedom\nof speech, and nobody really wants to talk about it! We Can All\nSafely Assume<\/u>! Whatever political beliefs anyone might have these\ndays: Never Actually Mattered To Anyone Else<\/u>! However, a\n“Freudian Analysis” of “Trophy Wives”, could\nprove invaluable. Harvard excluded Jews from their roles, just as\nliberals are now promoting antisemitism again, and Harvard dismissed\nJewish theories as meaningless. Only to have people like Sigmund\nFreud shove their own crap right down their throats, By Selling\nCocaine To The Wives Of The Rich And Famous<\/u>! Of Course, Along\nWith A Line Of Guilt-Free Jewish Bullshit A Mile Long<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPORN\nSELLS ITSELF<\/u>! And, you can easily encourage the idiots to buy\nmore guns, by simply suggesting that Conservatives Are The Real\nVictims Of Gun Violence<\/u>! Without ever having to mention, It’s\nUsually Self-Inflicted<\/u>! Likewise, you can easily encourage them\nto Drink Themselves To Death<\/u>, by merely reminding them to\nwatch Fox News, and never listen to democrats. It’s actually\ncommon knowledge, among Conservatives themselves, who switch back and\nforth between listening to “Talk Radio” and “Fox\nNews”, according to how much alcohol they drink, and just how\nupset the shows make them. This Is a Public Service Reminder,\nCourtesy of the Democratic Party To: STOCK UP ON BOOZE AND FOX\nNEWS<\/u>! Don’t forget to also tune into your Favorite Talk\nRadio Station, for the latest exciting Revelations concerning, THE\nIMPENDING APOCALYPSE<\/u>! And, For More Of Our Extensive Coverage,\nOf: VOLUNTARY GENOCIDE IN AMERICA TODAY<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\ncourts, academia, and the mass media, have repeatedly suggested that\nthe technology for lie detectors has not improved significantly, in\nwell over half a century, but private corporations have long since\nmoved on, to develop their own, new and improved: AI Lie\nDetectors<\/u>! Which, Can Sometimes See Right Through People<\/u>:\nJUST LIKE WET TOILET PAPER<\/u>! These days, scientists can\npractically Read Your Brain Waves Like A Newspaper<\/u>! While,\nsome of these newer AI Lie Detectors, Are Already Outrageously\nMore Reliable Than Any Judge Or Jury In The Country<\/u>! Quite\nlikely, they’re now capable of predicting some court decisions better\nthan the courts themselves, by merely analyzing their transcripts.\nTake My Word For It, Or Not But, You Cannot Attack What You Cannot\nComprehend<\/u>: NOT WHEN ITS WHAT’S MISSING FROM THIS\nPICTURE!!!<\/u> Despite all the supercomputers they’re using today,\nthe only thing that anyone actually requires is a home computer, and\nI provide explicit instructions for developing the technology, in the\npublic domain. Including a wide variety of suggestions for how to\nexploit academia, and all the other liars and posers, for fun and for\nprofit: SO, THEY NEVER SEE ANY OF THE PUNCH LINES COMING!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAlready,\nyou can buy a stupid cellphone with a built-in lie detector, almost\nas accurate as Newtonian Mechanics, and there’s no reason\nwhatsoever, that every TV, Classroom, and Courtroom in America can’t\ncome with its own, Certified Lie Detector<\/u>: COMPLETE WITH A\nLOUD BUZZER!!!<\/u> Who Needs A Stack of Bibles<\/u>! If everybody\nin the courtroom knows all-too-damn-well, the buzzer will go off the\nminute anybody lies! But, as far as I can tell, the whole idea of\nsharing their own Common As Dirt Dictionary, much less, The Simple\nTruth<\/u>! Just Sounds Too Much Like Socialism, Or Worse Still,\nAnother Liberal Fantasy<\/u>! Rather than worrying about how their\nstudents actually deal with the truth, academics are more worried\nabout the fact their students are becoming more gullible, and highly\nsuggestible. If repeatedly pressured to do so, experiments indicate\nmost would willing torture a complete random stranger with electric\nshocks and, possibly, merely demand more money for their\nparticipation. Another study has indicated that, What Doesn’t Kill\nPeople, Actually Makes Them More Gullible<\/u>! When Nobody Can\nAgree On The Definition Of Stupid, Obviously, Thinking For Yourself\nHas Diminishing Returns<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\ncourts are already preventing anyone from making any audio and video\nrecordings, so I explain how to linguistically analyze their written\ntranscripts for database searches, using AI that can also train\npeople in how to dissect anything said in court. In Ways That\nAcademia, And The Courts themselves, Are Entirely Incapable Of\nAppreciating<\/u>! Thanks to the fools commonly rejecting their own\ndictionary, severely stunting their own sense of humor, and Their\nInstitutionalized Denial, Straight Out Of Kindergarten<\/u>: That\nJokes Are Entirely Meaningless<\/u>! Sticks And Stones May Break My\nBones, But Names Can Never Hurt Me<\/u>! Not Unless It Impacts My\nBusiness, In Which Case I’ll Sue You In Court<\/u>! Despite\nWestern legal systems tracing some of their roots back to bar room\njokes older than monuments, Cussing And Jokes Are Never Considered\nThe Primary Grammar Of Any Language<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nphysical, mathematical, and neurological evidence already strongly\nsuggest this, with infants acquiring a sense of humor at just four\nmonths old, when they actually begin to remember more things for the\nfirst time. Unfortunately, the sad truth is, The Truth Is Bad For\nBusiness<\/u>: JUST ASK THE PENTAGON!!!<\/u> Which is why, THE\nTRUTH HAS BECOME THE PLAYGROUND OF BILLIONAIRES!!!<\/u> Even Judge\nJudy could never afford to stay on the air, if she started treating\nher fictitious courtroom, as if it were just another tawdry ghetto TV\ngame show, giving away second rate prizes! Nevertheless, again and\nagain, its the gift that keeps on giving! Providing Yet Another\nWonderful Opportunity<\/u>! In which to manipulate academia and the\njudicial system, in order To Inflate The Price of The Truth On The\nBlack Market<\/u>! While, everybody agrees, “AI and Virtual\nReality Are The Future!” Because, Of Course: THERE NEVER WAS\nANY INTELLIGENT LIFE AROUND HERE<\/u>! BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tReality\nTV would cease to exist altogether, and be replaced with “Fantasy\nTV<\/u>”, if every reality TV show, including Fox News, Used\nA Lie Detector<\/u>, WITH A LOUD BUZZER!!!<\/u> Oprah might have to\nhire emergency medical personnel, and an on-staff psychologist And,\nHer Insurance Might Not Cover It<\/u>! While, I most certainly don’t\nexpect everyone to rush to install lie detectors in every Motel Room,\nChurch Pew, and Public Restroom! Obviously, if even the Lofty\n“Ivory Towers<\/u>”, cannot muster enough personal\nintegrity, To At Least Set An Example For Kindergarten Classes! Then,\nBIG BIRD IS THE ONLY RELIABLE TEACHER LEFT IN THE COUNTRY<\/u>! My\nown work focuses on kick-starting the Next Scientific Revolution, in\nthe public domain, and encouraging all of the sciences to become more\nsustainable and humane by, among other things, automating the process\nof collating data on a personal computer. In Order To, Throw The\nWorst Of Academia’s Own Bullshit, Right Back In Their Faces<\/u>:\nJUST AS HARD AS YOU CAN<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nexample, I also describe how to design cheap bots, that can easily\ndetermine exactly how gullible anyone is, and can argue with the best\nof them over the definition of stupid! Or, Whatever Infantile Lies\nAnd Trivial Bullshit They Might Care To Debate<\/u>! Click Here To\nJoin The Soupy Sales Club Today<\/u>! ~***~AND, WIN A MILLION\nDOLLARS!!!<\/u>~***~ The idiots make themselves more gullible by the\nminute, by merely continuing to argue online all the time! The more\nbrazen their lies, meaningless their gibberish, and vacuous their\narguments, the more unbelievably gullible they all become, and the\nmore bots they’ll attract: Making It Harder To Distinguish\nThe Over-Grown Brats, From Any Other Mindless Bot<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nyounger generation is now attempting to avoid bots online,\nrecognizing that they all incorporate analog logic but, Young Or\nOld<\/u>, the idiots are so unbelievably gullible, that they tend to\nassume anything that isn’t labeled fake, or Obviously Fake<\/u>,\nmust be real! Anyone can use crude bots, other bots label as “Fake<\/u>”,\nto encourage them to assume that more complicated bots are real\npeople, AD INFINITUM AD NAUSEAM<\/u>! Again, I’m not\nexaggerating just how stupid they really are, when I say you can\nsimply program bots to call one another an obvious fake, and they’ll\nautomatically Assume Other Bots Are Real<\/u>. The less they trust\ntheir own words, coming out of their own mouths, the more they start\nto trust computers over people until, The Idiots Will Trust\nComputers More Than Themselves<\/u>! Their own unconscious mind starts\nto assume that everything they say is bullshit, or just a game, and\nthey become all that much more eager to play! Goldilocks was a sucker\nfor gambling, addicted to Three Card Monty, and could never resist\nall of the bots online giving her yet another chance to, “Click\nHere<\/u>! To Win a Million Dollars<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHere\nOn Gilligan’s Island, When You’re Crippled Inside, You\nCan Run, But You Cannot Hide<\/u>! Certainly, Not From Your Own\nCollective Stupidity<\/u>! Using scalar designs, bots can\nautomatically replicate both simpler and more complex versions of\nthemselves, on demand, and across any scales, according to exactly\nhow gullible the occupants of any website might just so happen to be,\non any given occasion. Trolling For The Same Idiots Trolling For\nPeople<\/u>! And, leveling the online playing field, by enforcing that\nthe only way to censor the bots is to, CENSOR THE HALF-WITS AS\nWELL!!!<\/u> Or, allow them to continue to argue with bots, that\nattempt to sell them insurance, toiletries, pillows, ownership of\ntheir very own Certified Dictionary Definitions! All Limited\nEditions, To Be Sold To The Highest Bidder, IN THE GRAND CAPITALIST\nTRADITION!!!<\/u> Or, whatever. While, Conspiracy Theory Networks,\nWill Never Be The Same Again<\/u>! There’s Simply No Accounting\nFor Taste And, Using Simple Bots, You Can Sell Them Their Very Own:\nCUSTOMIZED NIGHTMARE-FANTASIES<\/u>! As their birthright, and\nencourage the idiots to convince themselves they got a good deal.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhen\nyou’re only two years old, “Winning Isn’t\nEverything, Its The Only Thing<\/u>!” And, Online White\nCollar Crime, May As Well Legally Be<\/u>: A Redundant Oxymoron<\/u>!\nOne atheist thought he was clever, selling pet insurance for the\nApocalypse, but these bots could eventually Talk WC Fields Out Of\nHis Lunch Money, And Life Savings<\/u>! USING HIS OWN BULLSHIT\nAGAINST HIM<\/u>! Naturally, many assume that academics themselves are\nway too smart, to fall for such stupid tricks. However, even\nWikipedia and the Oxford English Dictionary, have been compelled to\nretract an impressive number of articles and definitions, due to\nresident militant atheists, refusing to acknowledge that making up\ntheir own definitions, for words like “Objectivity<\/u>”,\naccomplishes nothing and, Merely Reflects Badly On The University\nAnd Website<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThere’s\na long standing replication crisis in the sciences today yet, while\nwatching PBS interviews with some of the more famous academics, I\ncame across two who were lecturing on Total Nonsense<\/u>: Complete\nBullshit<\/u>! That you can interpret any damned way you happen to\nprefer! Frank Zappa<\/u> famously sang, “DON’T YOU\nJIVE ME WITH THAT COSMIC DEBRIS<\/u>!” While, one particularly\nsmooth talking academic, was droning on about, “Cosmic\nConsciousness!” As His Audience Hung On Every Word,<\/u> JUST\nWAITING FOR THE COOL-AIDE TO BE SERVED<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHelping\nto commercialize the Pentagon’s last generation, Terminator\nDrone Technology<\/u>, for several decades now, the Japanese\nGovernment has dedicated itself to developing, FRIENDLY ROBOTS<\/u>!\nUntil, at long last, Modern AI Are Becoming Indistinguishable From\nPeople<\/u>! Already, a few of these have managed to temporarily\nacquire a larger following online, than the rich and famous, By\nMerely Spouting More Exciting Sounding Bullshit<\/u>! The latest\nwildly popular TV star in China is a totally synthetic AI actress,\nthat the mass media describes as "Hyper Realistic<\/u>!"\nIt looks like AI Is The Future Of Hollywood, And Reality TV<\/u>!\nAnd, Ya Gotta Fake It Til Ya Make It Baby<\/u>! The first entirely\nsynthetic fashion models, hit singles, pop stars, porn stars, and\nlife-like AI Sex Dolls, are already gaining in popularity and, for\nthe first time ever, Advanced Medical Technology, has now made it\npossible for anyone to practice safe sex and, BUY A CHEAP BLOWJOB\nONLINE<\/u>: FROM YOUR FAVORITE PLASTIC-FANTASTIC LOVER!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\nrecent decades, universities have been expanding faster than they can\nkeep up with, only to cause their own populations to implode\naltogether and, increasingly: REJECT PUBLIC EDUCATION\nALTOGETHER!!!<\/u> In response, academics themselves are beginning to\nsound like Cartoon Characters, Competing For Recognition<\/u>! With\nsome suggesting that what they require is better marketing: HULK\nSMASH ATOMS!!!<\/u> Pop music has become almost entirely devoid of\nintonation, more often than not, digitally manipulated, because\nnobody wants to hear the truth, in even the voices of their more\npopular singers. Who’re increasingly difficult to distinguish\nfrom Gangsters, threatening to kill everyone, and Porn Stars,\nWhispering Sweet Nasty Things In Your Earbuds<\/u>…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOver\nThe Last Century, While Industriously Repaving Paradise For A New\nMall<\/u>! And, making steady progress towards converting every Mom\nAnd Pop<\/u> Store, Restaurant, and Family Farm, into a wide variety\nof lucrative franchises, some of which will go in the exciting new\nmall, in recent years, The Bastion Of Capitalism Has Become So\nNostalgic, Romantic, And Glamorous That, Walmart Has Surpassed The\nSports Bars<\/u>! As The Most Widely Known Pick-Up Join Left In\nAmerica<\/u>! In Japan, For Their Part, At Least The Sun Still\nRises<\/u>! However, their women have been loudly complaining for\ndecades now, for polite Japanese that is, that it’s hard enough\nto get laid in a country of polite workaholics, without having to:\nCompete With Online Porn, VR, And Transformer Robots<\/u>! The\nnumber of men who no longer want children, has doubled in the last\ndecade alone and, in some places, like conservative Michigan, up to a\nquarter of the adult population are now resigned to never having\nchildren, with children steadily becoming more unpopular in the\nwealthiest countries in the world. Wherever people have easy access\nto modern birth control, and options to spend their limited time and\nmoney on other, obviously, much more important things.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUsually,\nwhatever the corporations they work for are willing support, with\nmany having to relocate every five years on the average and, PURSUE\nUP TO FIVE DIFFERENT CAREERS<\/u>! JUST TO KEEP UP WITH THE\nJONES!!!<\/u> And, of course, save enough money for retirement! In an\neconomy designed to funnel all the money, to the top 1% of the\npopulation! At the last minute, some governments are rushing to offer\nfinancial incentives, to encourage them to have more children, but to\nlittle effect, with it still being Cheaper To Import People To\nReplace Them<\/u>, Automate, Or Export Their Jobs<\/u>! While, most\nare still struggling just to pay the next month’s rent, and\ncompete in the business world. Against robots, computers, and people\nwho have no children, with some couples now calling themselves, POWER\nCOUPLES<\/u>! As if they’re Cartoon Characters<\/u>, or a\nProfessional Wrestling Tag Team<\/u>! When the simple truth is,\nonly one in well over 4,000 actually supports the rest with jobs and\ncash while, increasingly, The Machines Are Doing All Of The Work,\nFor Every Damned One Of Them<\/u>! Germany’s population is now\nimploding faster than anybody else and, apparently, Hitler’s\n"Master Race" Is Now Struggling To Reproduce<\/u>, In\nBoth Germany And Japan<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIf\nNiche’s Supermen Exist, They Seem To Prefer Fame And Fortune To\nChanging Diapers<\/u>! The rest of the world isn’t far behind\nthem, with women’s heels increasing in height, the closer you\nget to any major metropolitan area, and plastic surgery exploding in\npopularity everywhere! As, Simultaneously, Their Population Takes\nA Nose Dive<\/u>! Along With That Of Every Other Living Thing On\nThe Planet<\/u>! Some now refer to modern civilization as a, “Death\nCulture<\/u>”, that worships death because, at least, it sounds\nmore dignified than: High Tech Three Stooges Lowbrow Slapstick,\nEncouraging The Marching Morons To Kill Themselves Faster<\/u>! Along\nWith Every Other Living Thing On The Planet<\/u>! The latest plan for\ndefeating making abortion illegal in the US, is to make\ncontraceptives like the “Day After Pill<\/u>”, freely\navailable to republicans. Progress has also been made in developing,\nA Male Birth-Control Pill<\/u>! Almost certain to become a best\nseller, helping conservatives to finally achieve their goal, of\nbecoming a minority! That way, they can legitimately complain\ndemocracy is a failure, and doesn’t represent their interests.\nNeither Abortion, Nor Gun Laws, Will Remain Hot Button Issues For\nMuch Longer, Unless Conservatives Manage To Create A Banana Republic<\/u>!\nEnsuring They Continue To Dominate Wall Street, The Pentagon, And\nThe Mass Media<\/u>! Meanwhile, for their part, researchers everywhere\nare now rushing, just as fast as they can, to: MAKE ALL OF THEIR\nMORE EXCITING NIGHTMARE-FANTASIES COME TRUE!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWith\nsuch things, these days, one assumes sometime after modern science is\ndone, Helping The High-Tech Industry To Thoroughly Automate\nEverything<\/u>! Of course, in order to make it more convenient,\nprofitable, faster, cheaper, easier, and more socially acceptable\nthen ever before! For conservatives around the globe, of every\nmainstream persuasion to, SAVE ON TAXES<\/u>! AND, DESTROY THEIR\nOWN GOVERNMENTS<\/u>! BY, Of Course, COMMITTING VOLUNTARY GENOCIDE<\/u>!\nAs much as that might sound like merely a joke, a quarter of the\nentire civilized world still claims the sun revolves around the\nearth, Something Both Fundamentalist Christians And Muslims Can\nAgree Upon<\/u>! While, their teachers still deny any responsibility\nfor their students complete inability, to even share a stupid\ndictionary. The market is beyond enormous, and largely untapped, with\nRussia being a notable exception which, nonetheless, still obviously\nrequires extensive modernization: Using Much More Creative, Zen\nBullshit<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\neasiest way to destroy the gun lobby today, is to produce cheap\nplastic handguns that cost fifty bucks, and market them to\nconservatives, or even give them away for free. The entire US is\ndividing in half, geographically that is, According To The\nPoliticians You Can Afford<\/u>! Making It Faster And Easier Than Ever\nBefore To: TARGET SPECIFIC MARKETS<\/u>! In Wealthy Resort And\nRetirement Areas In Particular! Knowing damned well, The Idiots\nTend To Shoot Each Other And Themselves<\/u>! And, Their “Political\nOpposition” May As Well Be Selling Them Legalized Crack\nCocaine<\/u>! Although that might sound unethical, for over half a\ncentury, US cities have watched some of these same CONSERVATIVE\nSTATES, SELL WEAPONS ON THEIR BLACK MARKETS<\/u>! Already, some states\nare confronting the grim reality, that they’re driving away\nbusinesses, while attracting people who Hate Paying Taxes<\/u>, and\ndon’t tend to reproduce. Not to mention, Drink Almost As\nMuch As The Russians, And Prefer To Wear Loaded Weapons In Public<\/u>!\nWith even their own homegrown Conservative Cops, Now Receiving\nDeath Threats From Radical Right-Wingers<\/u>! IT’S LEGAL TO\nSHOOT A HOOKER IN TEXAS, FOR ATTEMPTING TO STEAL YOUR WALLET<\/u>!\nMeanwhile, conservative politicians are already begging their\nconstituents to: REMEMBER THE ALAMO, PASS THE AMMO, AND MAKE MORE\nBABIES<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAll\nattracted, no doubt, by their lovely, Family Oriented State\nPolitics<\/u>, and determined to actively participate, ensuring that\nthey get their money’s worth for their tax dollar, that is,\nFrom The Hatfields And The McCoys<\/u>! Small town conservatives\ntend to be quite happy and content, in their everyday lives, that is,\nif they don’t watch a lot of television! But, When The Beverly\nHillbillies Struck Oil In Texas, They All Bought Rocket Launchers And\nAssault Riffles<\/u>! While, During The “Capitol Hill Riot”,\nTHE COPS KILLED EACH OTHER<\/u>! Committing treason by lowering their\nbarriers and, in other parts of the country, the same idiots who\nallowed these radical right wingers through, drove the price for\nreliable cops through the ceiling! The Pentagon has also been rushing\nto play catch-up as well, ever since it became public knowledge, that\none of their own troopers had detailed plans, and was preparing to\nkill his entire battalion, of perhaps 300 or more men, and the\nPentagon refused to investigate any other radical right wingers among\ntheir ranks! Making it increasingly difficult to find anyone willing\nto volunteer, TO SERVE THEIR COUNTRY<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tNo\nmatter how often conservatives shoot themselves in the foot, It\nNever Gets Old<\/u>! The idiots are so stupid, they keep coming back\nfor more! In the early 1990s, Small Towns Across America<\/u>,\nstarted shooting themselves in the foot again in earnest, when the\nTea Party and Talk Radio first encouraged them to get tough on crime,\neven though they had low crime rates. In The Good Old Days<\/u>!\nOtherwise quiet small towns like these, might have been goaded into\nforming A Lynch Mob<\/u>! But, today, they had to settle for\nElecting The Biggest Asshole Around Sheriff<\/u>! Only to be sued\nfor millions they couldn’t afford. When you’re only two\nyears old, Its All Just Fun And Games, Until Someone Gets Hurt<\/u>…\nLIKE YOURSELF<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\nThe Resounding Vacuum<\/u>! Depending on your physical proximity to\nthe Mass Media<\/u>, in recent decades, upwards of 90% of the\npublic have become foolish enough, to thoroughly convince themselves\nthey’re above average, at detecting things like Deep Fakes<\/u>,\nor Bullshit In General<\/u>. When the simple truth is, most find\nDeep Fakes<\/u> much more convincing than the real deal, and AI are\nrapidly headed in the same direction. Rather than attempting to point\nout Their Audiences Are Now As Gullible As They Come<\/u>! The mass\nmedia refers to AI as "Super Persuasive<\/u>" and "Hyper\nReal<\/u>!" Being ever So Much More Exciting, Easier To\nFollow<\/u>, and meeting oh so many more of their own, Much More\nRealistic, Preconceptions And Demanding Expectations<\/u>! While, over\n40% casually spread misinformation and, You Might As Well Ask A\nDog Not To Chew On Its Bone<\/u>! These days, you have to hire a\nfull-time private detective, just to figure out how the mass media is\nlying to you and, as usual, when it comes to Fake News<\/u>, kids\nhave proven better at detecting lies than adults. Thankfully, the\nadults are the ones with all of the money. Doing most of the talking,\neven when nobody is listening. Unless, of course, you count the\nbots…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAgain,\nmaking them Extremely Easy To Imitate, And Exploit<\/u>!\nEssentially, no different from Televangelism, or any number of Mass\nMarketing Schemes<\/u>, even in the “Hallowed Halls”.\nWhere, The Same Tedious Lowbrow Slapstick Always Applies<\/u>!\nIncluding, denying that their denial is All Too Sadly Predictable<\/u>,\nand only encourages others to exploit them at the first opportunity.\nAs all that anybody need ever do, in order to exploit them, is to\nencourage the idiots to Keep On Demanding And Denying, Anything\nAnd Everything<\/u>! That their precious, tiny-little, shrunken hearts\nand minds just so happen to desire And, So Richly Deserve<\/u>! Of\ncourse, in the name of Morality, Growth, And Progress<\/u>! At any\ngiven time, anywhere between 25-75% of All Twitter Accounts Are\nTwitter Bots<\/u>! And, when an academic booted me off Reddit, he\nasked me how I might retaliate, so I told him I was taking down\nnames! But, what I didn’t tell him was, I was only there to\nDesign Cheap Bots<\/u>! That can argue with the best them: Making\nBusiness-As-Usual, Flat-Out-Impossible<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\npoetry and chapters of this book are all written using the same,\nMathematical Equation<\/u>: That Can Be Used To Describe Any\nLowbrow Slapstick<\/u>! SHAMELESSLY PROVIDING SIMILAR NONSENSE ON\nDEMAND!!!<\/u> For Academics Or Anyone Else To Drool Over! A decade\nlong research effort to create an AI, that can write its own, New\nAnd Exciting Scientific Theories And Papers<\/u>! Has produced a\nridiculous number of, Extremely Convincing Sounding Papers<\/u>,\nThat Were All Complete Bullshit<\/u>! Explaining why the peer review\nsystem now appears to be broken, and rapidly headed towards\nbankruptcy court. Creating yet another easy way for anyone to\nquantify, and Exploit, Their Complete Lack Of A Sense Of Humor<\/u>!\nThere’s a Sucker Born Every Minute<\/u>! And, among other\nthings, I describe how to, Manipulate Academic Bullies, And\nGood-Old-Boy Bullshit<\/u>! Influencing even their peer review\nsystems: With Mathematical Precision<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLeveraging\nThe Ignorance of The Experts Against Themselves<\/u>! Among other\nthings, in order to increase the number of pay-walls, thus, ensuring\nthat the public knows just exactly how much their own dictionary and\neducation are worth, According To Trump University, And The Wall\nStreet Journal<\/u>! Logic is not the problem, its the idiots who\ninsist they’re being reasonable, Because They’re The\nOnes Who Define The Meaning Of The Word<\/u>! While, according to more\nAmericans than ever before, LIVING WELL IS THE BEST REVENGE!!!<\/u>\nToday, Modern Technology<\/u> has made it possible to rigorously\nquantify and automate all of their Endless Institutionalized\nInsanity, Within The Public Domain<\/u>! In order to encourage their\nown students to exploit them for every dime they have. Of course, IN\nTHE NAME OF SAVING THE PLANET<\/u>! AS WELL AS, SURVIVAL OF THE\nFITTEST ATHEIST<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tI’ve\nbeen booted off Every Academic Website Imaginable<\/u>, frequently\nfor merely quoting their own more uncomfortable facts while,\ncountless others agree with me, including many former academics\nwho’re good friends, that its all the same, Institutionalized\nThree Stooges and Marx Brothers Bullshit<\/u>! Dating back to at least\nThe Dark Ages<\/u>, and largely promoted by entrenched wealth and\nthe military-industrial complex. Regrettably, the US has earned a\nreputation as the Most Nepotistic Country In The World<\/u>!\nExplaining why Professional Comedians Have Been Loudly\nComplaining<\/u>, their paychecks are suffering, while they already\nhave more than enough material and, Can’t Possibly Compete\nWith Reality<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAbsolute\npower May Corrupt Absolutely<\/u> however, academia, the mass\nmedia, and the mainstream are all heavily focused on: Using Money\nTo Rot Everyone’s Brain<\/u>! While, it remains debatable if\nthere’s any appreciable difference, when they can’t even\nuse a dictionary, and: YOU CAN LITERALLY USE CHICKENS TO MODEL\nTHEIR BEHAVIOR!!!<\/u> Requiring merely a 120 transistor arithmetic\naccelerator, commonly found on any computer chip today! It just\ndoesn’t get anymore lowbrow these days while, if anyone reading\nthis book needs some sort of, Comforting Truth To Believe In<\/u>!\nIt’s that modern technology has made automating the truth\ninevitable! And, On The Playground of Life, In The School of\nHard-Knocks<\/u>: Instant Karma’s Gonna Getcha Baby<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSomeone\nneeds to crunch the numbers for the algorithm, but it should be\npossible to create more complicated bots, that speak English well\nenough to fool at least half the population, almost all the time.\nUsing my “Bullshit Linguistics<\/u>” and, a home\ncomputer with a $35.00 pcie card, or a high-end laptop with a thumb\ndrive. Leveraging the knowledge that, these days, most tend to assume\nreally stupid bots are too stupid to be bots, and the issue is making\nbots stupid enough to blend into the crowd! However, anyone,\nincluding Gabe Newell or, Whoever Can Stop Counting Their Money\nLong Enough<\/u>! Can incorporate the same analog logic in this book\ninto already existing bots, and video games as well. Or, even\nintroduce an entirely new genre of lowbrow video games. For The\nMore Discerning Gamers<\/u>! Those Few Who Dare To Master<\/u>! The\nunbelievably stupid and easy to learn, yet difficult to master, more\ndemanding, and frequently censored of: THE FORBIDDEN DARK ARTS!!!<\/u>\nIncluding Bullshit Kung Fu<\/u>! And, The Fine Art of\nAnarchistic Facilitation<\/u>! Believe it or not, its a “Tribal\nThing<\/u>!” Which Is Why They Spared Little-Big Man’s Life<\/u>!\nAnd, why some of us can make a porn star blush and, Walk The Other\nWay<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tGames\nand Bots that are designed for those, long forgotten, Long\nAbandoned Souls<\/u> who, like myself, can never Forget Themselves<\/u>!\nAnd, still adamantly insist, even as Senior Citizens<\/u>: We\nDon’t Need No Stinking Education<\/u>! If All Our Teachers\nHave Rotten Senses Of Humor<\/u>! Indignantly Demanding Everyone Be\nPolite To Them<\/u>! When, They Never Did Learn How To Share Their\nWords And Play Nice<\/u>! Already, video games commonly incorporate\nboth Karma and humor into their designs, but this book leverages\nenough “Contextual Vagueness<\/u>” to take it to\nanother level altogether by: Stressing The Self-Evident Truth, As\nThe Ultimate Grammar<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAdditionally,\nit can be used to create a, Virtual Reality Engine<\/u>, capable of\nrunning simulations of quantum mechanics and Relativity, that can\nmake more sense out of Feynman Diagrams<\/u>. Humorously\nillustrating how quantum mechanics apply in our macroscopic world, in\nways which are every bit as bizarre as the subatomic! A more complete\nversion of the Analog Logic<\/u>, requires twice as many poems, but\nI added extra chapters here to compensate, and these are all capable\nof accommodating a four fold super-symmetry, and any new poems. Using\na "Bullshit Lexicon", capable of treating every word as a\nvariable, every sentence can also be treated as a variable, providing\nboth the required geometry and stochastic processing, in order to\nproduce: A Quantized Karmic AI Engine<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOne,\nthat can effortlessly adapt its own geometry and dynamics, emotions\nand intellect, to suit each individual. Similar to, VR Fun House\nMirrors, Which Also Happen To Be Adaptable Echo Chambers<\/u>!\nChoreographed by Fred Astaire, Micheal Jackson, and the immortal,\nCharlie Chaplin<\/u>! Their feet a constant blur, Like Wavy\nGravy, From Another Planet<\/u>! Dispersing In Every Direction! Yet,\nUnWaveringly Converging Upon What’s Missing From This\nPicture… In Higher Dimensions<\/u>! Drifting endlessly unto the\nmysterious, fathomless, rootless, ever so Vaguely Vindictive,\nVoracious, Vicious and, Verily, Vapid, Vacuous, Voluminous, Virtually\nVirgin, Void! Yet Still, Somehow Vividly, Vibrant, And Vivacious,\nVerisimilitude Of The Vitriolic Volatile Vacuum<\/u>! Forever Lost in\nSpace, On the Far Side<\/u>! Somewhere Over the Rainbow, Deep in\nthe Memory of God, Firmly Ensconced Within the Naughty Nebulous\nNictating Numbing Nexus of the Anonymous Open-Mike-Night Cosmic\nMicrowave Background, and Twilight Zone Comedy Hour<\/u>! Whilst,\nnostalgically waxing soothing metaphorical metaphysical mumbo jumbo,\nand recounting The Long And Sordid Tale Of<\/u>: “The\nRedemption Of Goldilocks<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAlong\nwith the dictionary, lie detectors, quantum mechanics, fuzzy logic,\nand humor in general, consciousness still remains a profound mystery\nto modern science, while Zen Bullshit<\/u> remains quite popular\nwith academics, due to their often enjoying playing around with\nsemantics, and being unimpressed with either The Marx Brothers, Or\nOscar The Grouch<\/u>! Nor, it would seem, the least bit intimidated\nby the fact, that linguistics are now a well established profession,\nthat’s both increasingly automated and Classified Research<\/u>.\nWhile, the commercial sector doesn’t exactly share their words\nand play nice either! And, can teach academics how to: Automate\nTheir Own Bullshit<\/u>! With generous support from the NSA, who\nprefer to remain anonymous, and might be Anonymous or, more likely,\nOnline Keystone Cops These Days<\/u>! For all the difference it\nseems to make! Thankfully, we can always depend upon Google,\nMicrosoft, Intel, AMD, Nvidia, Micron, and any new oligopolies, that\nthe AI will now create, to defend us from the same Foreign Devils<\/u>,\nusing our own AI to hack everyone! Just as soon as the State Dept and\nCommerce Dept, finish investigating Microsoft for treason, and decide\nwhether Intel and Nvidia can do business with China, while we fight\nWWIII with them! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAlready,\nacademics are quite commonly, and casually, urging and assisting\ntheir own governments in censoring the internet, sometimes, in the\nname of saving a democracy, they admit no longer exists! So, you can\nconsider it your patriotic duty to: Show Academics How To Censor\nThemselves<\/u>! Of course, in their case, this can easily become a\nfull-time job, hence, the need for automation and commercialization.\nAlthough it seemed like a huge waste of my time, what I confirmed by\nwatching countless videos, and searching through endless,\nDeliberately Mind-Numbing<\/u>, academic websites, is that none of\nthem knows a damned thing about systems logics, they habitually go\nout of their way to avoid acknowledging that the self-evident truth\neven exists, and are seldom concerned with whether anything anybody\nsays might actually reflect reality, in any sort of demonstrable\nfashion! While, If You Can’t Dazzle ‘Em With\nBrilliance<\/u>! Baffle ‘Em With a Generous Helping Of Their\nOwn Bullshit<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nexample, there’s no such thing as a psychological category for\nlowbrow slapstick, even among the supposedly more Objective\nBehaviorists<\/u> and, as if all professional comedians must have an\nUndiagnosed Mental Disease<\/u>, a psychologist recently informed\nthe mass media that our former president fits all the criteria for a,\n“Psychopathic Narcissist<\/u>!” Without ever\nacknowledging, that his criteria apply equally well to Professional\nWrestling<\/u>! And, our former president is a lifelong fan, not to\nmention, a politician! Dwayne Johnston is a former professional\nwrestler himself, and one of the highest paid movie stars today, now\nthinking of running for president, and all of Hollywood is pumping\niron, while practicing their one-liners, smack talk, and wrestling\nmoves. Suddenly, the mass media is filled with articles on how to\nAvoid Narcissists<\/u> in our Materialistic Culture<\/u> but,\nwhat none of them are describing in any detail whatsoever, is that\nnarcissism is just another Latin word for egotism that not only\ndescribes Professional Wrestling, but Televangelism, Politics in\ngeneral, reality TV, and well over half the damned population!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMerely\nby automating the process, of making similar insipid comparisons,\nbetween more abstract academic models and lowbrow slapstick, you can\nInstantly Cuss-tomize<\/u> any techno-gibberish, For Complete\nBlithering Idiots<\/u>! If you want, automating Spinning The News<\/u>,\nusing advanced mathematics that are classified, in ways the censors\nwill never see coming! Academics themselves are already struggling to\nkeep up with the public and mass media, constantly slaughtering their\nTechnobabble And Rhetoric<\/u>! Making much of their rhetoric\ntotally worthless on their own, Juvenile Playground<\/u>! Merely by\nencouraging the idiots to mock and attack academia, and their own\ngovernments as, Totally Out of Touch With Reality<\/u>! Along with\nanyone else stupid enough to disagree with, The Same Mindless Mob\nThat The Two Enthusiastically Endorse<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nIf modern medicine and psychology had a lick of integrity, they’d\ncampaign for everybody to get it over with already and, Blow Up\nTheir Fucking TV<\/u>! Extensive studies have indicated that mortality\nrates have increased dramatically, children’s values and mental\nhealth have gone down the toilet altogether and, just watching too\nmuch TV, is now proven to cause dementia, and reduce your lifespan by\nup to decades. People tell me I shouldn’t cuss so much, but\nhalf our water supplies have been contaminated with uranium, while\nhalf our children have been diagnosed with lead poisoning, and our\nchildren are now dying faster than ever before, with young and middle\naged men also committing suicide in record numbers, nobody has seen\nsince WWII! A deadly pandemic keeps mutating and sweeping the entire\nplanet, all of our economies are constantly reshuffling, and slowing\ndown drastically, and the global ecology now appears certain to\ncollapse altogether, at any moment! That Is: Assuming WWIII\nDoesn’t Break Out In Earnest First<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nlast damned thing we need right now, in my opinion, is for teachers\nand their students to keep refusing to cuss, in the name of, Taking\nA Higher Moral Stance<\/u>! While, Continuing To Argue Over The\nDefinition Of Stupid<\/u>! Preferring to call each other\nNarcissistic-Commie-Fashion-Terrorist-And-Zombie-Test-Dummies, while\ndemanding answers from the Cult of Personality<\/u> on reality TV,\nAs Nero Tunes Up His Fiddle<\/u>! But, please, feel perfectly free,\nto just call me uncouth, uneducated, uncivilized, angry, negative,\nand Fucking Obnoxiously Judgmental and Opinionated<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThat\nway, at least I know something got your attention, other than the\nboob tube or the sound of your own voice which, somehow, I still find\nreassuring. Of course, I also cover Much More Powerful, Entirely\nPositive, Truly Inspirational, Amazingly Uplifting, And Singularly\nEffective Ways<\/u>, Anyone Can Avoid Cussing<\/u>! Cheerfully\nencouraging everyone to go outside, share their words, and play nice\nmuch more often! However, as my father used to say, sometimes it\nhelps to get their attention first. Call me negative, angry,\njudgmental, pessimistic, out of touch with reality, brain-washed,\nbrain-damaged, or an insane\nabbynormal-antisocial-sadistic-psychopathic-schitzophrenic-masochistic-anarchistic-anonymous-pot-smoking-narcisistic-facist-tree-hugging-Wall-Street-Utopian-Commie-Fashion-Terrorist-and-Zombie-Test-Dummy!\nIf it gives you a cheap thrill, or just helps you sleep better at\nnight but, according to the overwhelming, overpowering, more than\nweighty and, still, rather obnoxiously growing and, already, quite\nintimidating, Mountain of Evidence<\/u>! That Nobody Alive Can\nCasually Dismiss<\/u>! With Anything Remotely Resembling Credible\nConviction<\/u>: Greta Thunberg Is An Optimist!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBelying\nthe occasional episodic fleeting hopes, public reassurances, wishful\nthinking, and brief appearances to the contrary, Up Ahead, At The\nTwisted Fork In The Road<\/u>! Lies A Crooked Sign In The Gutter,\nWhere What I Say Once, Twice, Three Times Is Always True, Here In\nThe Kindergarten Twilight Zone Post Truth Bullshit Hour<\/u>! Forget\nAbout Bumbling Down The Road Less Traveled<\/u>! The Whole World Is\nRapidly Spiraling Down The Toilet<\/u>! As of today, even the UN\nsuddenly agrees: THERE’S NOBODY IN CHARGE AROUND HERE!!!<\/u> Greta\nThunberg Is Wasting Her Breath<\/u>! Rest assured, at the rate things\nare going, in the very near future, we will all become way too\nfamiliar with both cussing, and what it means to be, “A\nCitizen of The World<\/u>!" When this enormous pile of Infantile\nCrap<\/u>, currently poised precariously at the very Tippy-Top of the\nTower of Babel, Finally Hits The Fan<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIts\na Small World After All<\/u>! While, Mars is even smaller, way too\nexpensive, and not nearly as far away as you really want and,\napparently, nobody on reality TV has ever managed to actually Escape\nFrom The Rat Race<\/u>! Much less, The Matrix<\/u>! Making it\nincreasingly difficult to: Duck Low Enough<\/u>! While, our Loving\nPlanet Earth<\/u> simply cannot afford the luxury of waiting around\nfor, Academic Eggheads<\/u>, who tend to Overthink Everything<\/u>!\nTo admit they don’t even know how to, Use A Fucking\nDictionary<\/u>! If academics insist on claiming the right to behave\nlike Spoiled Brats, Even Making Up Complete Gibberish and Empty\nRhetoric<\/u>! Then, Pretend They Still Know Better Than The Rest\nOf Us<\/u>! When their own students still commonly believe the sun\nrevolves around the earth, lie nonstop and, repeatedly, refuse to\nheed even their own dire warnings, concerning the most egregious life\nand death issues! Then, it behooves us all to treat academics\nthemselves like infants, and: SHOW THEM HOW ITS DONE ON THE\nKINDERGARTEN PLAYGROUND!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFutile\nthough it may be, I still feel compelled for sentimental reasons, to\nremind people: You Cannot Attack What You Cannot Comprehend<\/u>!\nNOT WHEN ITS WHAT’S MISSING FROM THIS PICTURE!!!<\/u> But,\nagain, of course, please feel perfectly free to casually dismiss\neverything I write as hateful lies, horribly judgmental, Totally\nOne-Sided<\/u>! Entirely misleading, insanely unrealistic, patently\nunscientific, and cravenly anti-intellectual! The meaningless angry\nravings of a lunatic: The Sound And The Fury, Signifying Nothing<\/u>!\nOr, whatever. And, please, again, feel absolutely free to vigorously\nlobby your favorite dictionary publisher or congressmen, so you can\nmake it official that, I’m Downright Despicable<\/u>! And,\nActually Have A Sense Of Humor<\/u>! Stooping So Low As To Use A\nCommie Dictionary<\/u>! Written By Satan Himself<\/u>! And, please,\ncontinue to loudly and proudly exercise your freedom of speech, while\nardently attempting to censor the public domain, for the public good,\nand my bots will get back with you later, and deal with any\ncomplaints anyone might have…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnywho,\nnow where was I? Oh Yes<\/u>! Sr Roger Penrose’s Theory, of\nquantum induced microwave vibrations in the brain, has already\nreceived its first two experimental confirmations, with one\nimplication being that, “Sparkling Laughter<\/u>”, the\ninfectious kind that nobody can resist, may represent, “The\nLowest Possible Energy State<\/u>”. For the conscious mind and\nbrain, before the brain possibly freezes altogether! Our conscious\nand unconscious minds share the same neurons, switching back and\nforth at will, making Sparkling Laughter<\/u> a macroscopic\nmanifestation of quantum mechanics, that emerges from within the\nsubconscious. As the conscious mind repeatedly surrenders to the\nunconscious realization that, Whatever The Hell It Is<\/u>: It\nJust Don’t Make No Sense<\/u>! Which, without ever having to\nresort to using statistical evidence, nonetheless, can still be used\nto prove, to even the more stubbornly intellectual of the Three\nStooges, that 42 is as good as it gets.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSparkling\nLaughter is Nonjudgmental<\/u>, the naive laughter at the funny\nnaked man in the parade however, when expressed in an adult, it\nbecomes infectious in people of any age. Unless some adults are\nauthentic enough to share their sense of humor, in order for the\nsmallest child to infect adults with laughter, they would have to\nprogressively infect older children, who could then infect adults.\nThe implied moral of the story of, “The Emperor’s New\nClothes<\/u>”, can be for communities to, Treasure Sparkling\nLaughter<\/u>! And, gentle laughter in general, as a reflection of\ntheir True Strength<\/u>, resilience, humanity, and integrity as a\nCommunity. My father inherited the Irish Catholic “Socratic\nTradition<\/u>”, including the associated humor and sparkling\nlaughter, and his entire family treasured him as a living legacy, and\na font of Unique Family Wisdom<\/u>, while the men who served under\nhis command repeatedly confided in me, as if it were highly unusual,\nthat he was an honest and fair Captain to sail with. When, he often\nhad to deal with hundreds of Marines, Climbing All Over His Ship<\/u>:\nLike So Many Half-Drowned Rats<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\na new experiment, optical hysteresis was used to take faster and\nweaker measurements, than is normally possible using any other known\nmethod, suggesting “Quantum Exceptional Points<\/u>”\ncould be responsible for things like Sparkling Laughter. With any\nluck, within a decade or so, it could become possible to automate\nSparkling Laughter, and create Bots In Virtual Reality<\/u>, that\nlaugh whenever some damned fool attempts to, Spread Complete\nBullshit<\/u>. My father would often laugh at his children, whenever\nwe argued and, in the heat of the moment, sometimes, we would even\nyell at him to stop laughing, so we could finish our argument! Of\ncourse, that just made him Laugh Harder<\/u>! Once we all stopped\nlaughing, we could quickly and calmly resolve our differences,\nsometimes, puzzled as to why we were arguing in the first place.\nHumor ensures you have to pick your fights carefully, while classic\nlogic encourages fighting over laughing. Analog logic is normally\n10,000-100,000x more efficient than classic logic, and quantum\nsystems can be up to 125% efficient, which makes no damned sense\nwhatsoever, unless, The Truth Itself Really Is Magically More\nAttractive, Meaningful, Humorous, Harmonious, Efficient, And Easier\nto Maintain<\/u>: Like Santa’s Sparkling Laughter<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tJust\nas logic is usually better for problem solving, and for more abstract\nreasoning, using pattern matching instead, such as that of Sparkling\nLaughter, can magically normalize, or blunt, both our emotional and\nconceptual extremes. But, everyone will be relieved to know,\nSparkling Laughter also happens to be quite a bit more pleasant than\na loud buzzer, and gets the point across much better, while still\nmanaging to: Tell Better Jokes Then The Blithering Idiots<\/u>! In\nrelated research, mathematicians have established that Pi, or the\nGolden Ratio, is not entirely random but, instead, resembles a well\nknown multidimensional multifractal equation. Indicating the\nexistence of a universal recursion in the principle of identity,\nwhich along with Sparkling Laughter, Can Be Used To Conquer The\nWorld<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAccording\nto already well established physics, the equation for Pi is complex\nenough to represent all of physical reality as we know it and,\nassuming it represents part of a universal recursion, theoretically,\neven the most powerful quantum computers, should eventually prove\nincapable of resolving the issue of whether: The Golden Ratio Is\n“Just Right<\/u>!" Or, <\/u>Pi-R-Squared In Higher\nDimensions<\/u>! Such a complete, all-encompassing, “Universal\nRecursion in The Principle of Identity<\/u>”, would mean that\neverything, including the vacuum of space itself, and Bullshit\nPoetry<\/u> like mine, must possess some minimal, yet significant,\namount of content. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tContradicting\nclassic logic and metaphysics, yet, accounting for the use of\neigenstates and virtual particles in quantum mechanics, and for Pi\nappearing to be utterly random yet, upon closer examination, obeying\none of the most complex fractal equations used today for modeling\nphysical reality. The Sheer Complexity<\/u>, of the equation for\nPi, could represent the extreme limits of our own Mortal\nFallibility<\/u> where, past a certain point, it becomes humanly\nimpossible to draw any Clearer Distinctions<\/u>! Compelling\neveryone to resort to using such vague metaphors as, “Bullshit<\/u>”.\nIn the case of Pi, entirely incapable of determining, with any\ncertainty, what is ultimately random and orderly, bullshit and the\ntruth, due to everything expressing particle-wave duality, including\nour own mind and brain, energy and information…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t“Once\nI dreamed I was a Butterfly, or am I really a Butterfly dreaming I am\na Man?” Butterflies all look so innocent, with those, Big\nDoe Eyes<\/u>! Yet, due to the “Butterfly Effect<\/u>”,\njust happening to be ubiquitous In a Singularity<\/u>, the\ninevitable quantum perturbations in the spacetime continuum, can\nsometimes make it extremely difficult to tell exactly what, in\nreality is, Actually A Playful Butterfly<\/u>! And what, Is\nMerely A Moth<\/u>… Clarity can be a discerning detail, or the\ntiniest overlooked detail, may transform into a Moth! No Doubt<\/u>!\nDisguised As a Harmless Butterfly<\/u>! Seductively, flapping its\npretty wings at you, as you drift in and out of sleep… While\nEating a Hole In Your Favorite Sweater<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\na universal recursion, everything that exists must also resemble part\nof a self-organizing system, with something as simple as a garden\nfull of delightful butterflies, a pleasant mid-summer night’s dream,\nand a closet full of moths, all self-organizing, and\nSelf-Stimulating<\/u>, to a great extent. The human brain itself\nhas proven to be self-organizing, while a quantum simulation of a\nphase transition, has established that, contrary to all their\ntheories, the initial creative impetus for the Big Bang was, Just\nRight<\/u>! And, the entire universe can be considered\nself-organizing, around what’s missing from this picture…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAs\npart of ongoing, cross-disciplinary, Concerted International\nEfforts<\/u>! To thoroughly document what’s missing from this\npicture, Contextual Philosophers<\/u> conducted an extensive\nsurvey, indicating that Noam Chomsky<\/u> was wrong all along, and\nchildren acquire grammar the hard way, by crunching the numbers\nwhile, Surprise<\/u>! The English Language has two grammars, which\ncompensate for rather high error rates. That’s not to suggest\nin the slightest that Chomsky was totally wrong, or that he was ever\nwasting his time, but that academia still irrationally rejects the\npossibility that the English Language<\/u> has two overlapping\ngrammars, that don’t obey the principle of "The\nExcluded Middle<\/u>". Explaining why his predictions always fell\npredictably just short of the mark, yet he’s had so little\ncompetition, and so little progress has been made to resolve the\nissue, despite such exhaustive studies. Difficult as it might be for\nanybody alive to believe, including not least of all myself,\nproviding An Equally Embarrassing Simple Explanation<\/u>: One\nThat’s Enough To Make Anyone Go Cross-Eyed<\/u>! For why quantum\nmechanics have remained a complete mystery, for well over a\ncentury…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tJust\nas AI can now calculate the orbits of the planets, without ever\nhaving to learn Newtonian Mechanics, they commonly learn languages,\nlike English, without ever bothering to learn any grammar. Thanks to\nacademia still insisting that everything must make sense, and we only\nhave one recognized grammar, now some of them are finally starting to\nadmit in public: We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Grammar<\/u>!\nOr, Figgy Newton’s Silly Laws of Motion<\/u>! And, Grammar\nNazis And Reality Snobs Are All Delusional<\/u>! Galileo was obviously\njust the tip of the iceberg and, to this day, these same\nover-educated fools are still overwhelmingly claiming that nature is\nanalog, yet, their own cultures and languages reject analog logic and\ncuss words, as largely meaningless and taboo, just like the stupid\ndictionary! Ensuring, you can often have a more meaningful discussion\non the issue with a five year old, because they’ve made examining the\nBig Picture socially taboo, and redefined "objectivity" as\nanything rational sounding, that the mainstream can accept.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUnless\nthey use extensive training, or add guard rails to their AI, they\ntend to express racist, sexist, ageist, and homophobic behavior, as\nif they’re all the TV sitcom character Archie Bunker.\nDisplaying the default networking systems logic in a Singularity<\/u>,\nexpressed in the Shannon Entropy they all use, of a pissed off flock\nof chickens, whenever the lights are on, but nobody’s home.\nThey’ve systematically denied the validity of their own dictionary,\nand analog logic, for so damn long now, that their own technology is\nbeginning to throw the worst of their institutionalized crap: Right\nBack In Their Faces<\/u>! In every way imaginable! While, they\ncontinue to diligently censor anyone who dares to laugh at them, or\ncrack a joke!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLamentably,\nChomsky has been called, “The Voice of Reason<\/u>” by\nhis fans, largely consisting of militant atheists, who could not\nteach a child how to use a dictionary, if their lives depended on it!\nAs a public service, academic websites could frequently teach\ncommercial ones how to censor the news better, and create more\nEffective Echo Chambers<\/u>! Of course, militant atheists will\ncommonly deny anything and everything! Except, of course, their\ncheckbooks, making fools of themselves in every way imaginable! Which\ncan also be documented however, there can be no doubt, Academia’s\n“Brilliant Minds<\/u>”, including Wannabe Cunning\nLinguists<\/u>, Like Noam Chomsky, Have Consistently Supported\nOver-Educated Contentious Babbling Idiots<\/u>! Who literally advocate\nimitating the right wing “Strategy<\/u>”, if you want\nto call it that, of throwing their own dictionary out the window!\nWhat more in the name of love is impossible to answer, when nobody\ndares to ask the real questions, such as: "What More In The\nName Of Higher Education<\/u>?!!" Thanks, in no small part, to\nthe continuing strident efforts of Militant Atheists, to support the\nFundamentalist tradition of constantly abusing their own dictionary,\nand stomping on the use of any analog logic, Left Wing Politics\nToday<\/u> deserve a proper funeral in the US! But, anyone proposing\nfunding one is automatically labeled a commie! While, testing their\nFucking DNA, still remains the most reliable way to Determine How\nAnyone Votes<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAfter\nthe better part of a century, “Scientific Positivism<\/u>”\nalso remains popular, in spite of failing to meet even its own\ncriteria for a valid philosophy, never producing a damned thing\nuseful, and being A Complete Oxymoron<\/u>! One which, nonetheless,\nis sometimes used to promote Pseudo-Science<\/u>, with researchers\nclaiming that it validates their theories as being scientific.\nBecause, of course, It Tastes Great, and Is Less Filling<\/u>! And,\nwas invented for the sole purpose of denying the validity of quantum\nmechanics, so you know its got be as positive as they come…\nUsing my Bullshit Linguistics<\/u>, you can offer any of these\nover-educated contentious fools, and countless others just like them,\nincluding Fundamentalists, All Of The Pettier Bullshit Choices\nTheir Tiny-Little Shrunken Hearts Desire<\/u>! And, Never Knew\nExisted<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEncouraging\nThem To Build Their Self-Confidence<\/u>! And, never settle for second\nbest! To question whether or not the truth, Actually Applies<\/u>.\nTo indulge themselves more often, by choosing to believe, whatever\nthe hell they just so happen to be inclined to prefer to believe at\nthe time and, then, Sell Them Solutions To Their Own Self-Imposed\nProblems<\/u>! Of course, at wildly inflated prices! Some might\nassume, again, that I’m merely exaggerating just how transparent they\nactually are, and how remarkably easy it is to lead them around by\nthe nose but, in academia’s particular case, they’ve\nsystematically painted themselves into their own more Idiosyncratic,\nRomper Room Preschool Corner<\/u>! Of course, by soundly and\nsystematically rejecting their own dictionary and second grammar,\nwhile this book describes: All The Dirty Little Details, Based On\nFirst Principles<\/u>! You Can Run, But You Cannot Hide<\/u>! That\nEnormous Load Of Crap In Your Diaper<\/u>! Additionally, I describe\nhow to reformulate what are known as, “The Laws of Thought”,\nAs a Complete Oxymoron, Without a Sense of Humor<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTargeting\nacademics and militant atheists, in particular, you get The\nIntellectual Side Of Professional Wrestling<\/u>! Easily following all\nof the latest legal precedents for bots, and manipulating academic\nand public opinion! My own work merely makes it possible to\nrigorously quantify their institutionalized stupidity, in the public\ndomain. So, They Can Fight It Out In Court<\/u>! With Corporate\nLawyers, The Mad Hatter, And The Tea Party<\/u>! Who would love\nnothing more than an opportunity to teach their own teachers, how the\nsun revolves around the earth. Over half the population already\ninsists that the government and corporations they call evil, must lie\nto them for their own protection, and are usually much to liberal\nabout these things while, In America<\/u>! The Customer Is\nAlways Right<\/u>! Making It Your Patriotic Duty, To Earn A Profit<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nOligopolies today, that requires carefully, and systematically,\ngouging their customers for as much of their time and attention, as\nthey will possibly tolerate, as well as, gouging them for their\nmoney! Unfortunately, occasionally requiring Encouraging The More\nContentious Fools Among Them<\/u>! Who, Always Complain About\nEverything<\/u>! To shoot themselves in the foot, and shoot each\nother! Before They Can Possibly Shoot You<\/u>! Which Is A Time\nHonored Tradition In The Wild West, Enshrined In Our Judicial\nSystem<\/u>! Since The Days Of The Cattle Barons<\/u>! Still, it\nusually helps to target the loudest among them first, or last of all,\nbecause they tend to overwhelmingly obey the simple rules of the\nmindless mob.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnalog\ndesigns like this one are scalar, making them incredibly efficient\nand easy to automate, across any scales, without any of the bots ever\nhaving to make a damned bit of sense! Using <\/b><\/i>Game\nTheory<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and a small assortment of rudimentary AI\ngenerated caricatures, that anyone can mix and match, it becomes\npossible to: <\/b><\/i>Fight Fire With Fire<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/i>Combating Any Nonsense, With Even More Nonsense<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nHowever, it requires <\/b><\/i>A Subtle Sense Of Humor<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nthat escapes academia, the military, and the bureaucracy, making it\nalso, <\/b><\/i>A Perfect Cryptographic System<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/i>\n<\/b><\/i>An Enormous Bullshit Lexicon, Or Second Grammar<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nthat demands your opponents adopt <\/b><\/span><\/i>your own sense\nof humor about themselves, if they’re to ever have the\nslightest hope of comprehending what you’re actually talking\nabout. With The Pentagon working to create new AI to censor the\nentire worldwide web for them, humor is the obvious way to defeat any\nof their more <\/b><\/i>Lowbrow Methods<\/b><\/u><\/i>, of\ncensoring half of reality as we know it.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i>Albert\nEinstein Himself<\/b><\/u><\/i> could never hope to comprehend our\nLinguistic-Mathematics, which require the extremely subtle sense of\nhumor of Taoist Priests, and Primitive Tribes, and can only be\nlearned by first losing your taboos and biases and, in the process,\nbecoming more aware of how Karma impacts your life. Making it\nimpossible to abuse our <\/b><\/i>Bullshit Linguistics,\nWithout Paying The Price<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Strategically goading the\nloudest among them, for example, may cause millions of others to\nsuddenly feel compelled to start talking to the nearest mindless bot\nwhile, according to <\/b><\/i>Game Theory<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nthe trick is to stay two punch lines ahead of the competition. In\nlarge groups, the idiots can be roughly as predictable as Newtonian\nMechanics or, <\/b><\/i>Chickens<\/b><\/u><\/i>…<\/b><\/span><\/i>\nHowever, this book covers the even more ludicrously efficient fuzzy\nlogic and quantum mechanics of, <\/b><\/i>Chickenshit Academic\nBullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i>! <\/b><\/i>So You Can Target Entire\nSchools Of "Thought!<\/b><\/u><\/i>"\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>Such As Conservative Think-Tanks And Liberal\nColleges<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tYou\ncan play them off one another too, Like Calling Out To Turkeys<\/u>\nand, although that might sound like another gross exaggeration, what\nThe Tea Party<\/u> and the Republican Party have in common, with\ncountless academics and others, is the Undeniable Fact<\/u>: Their\nRhetoric Is Entirely Vacuous<\/u>! In the beginning, Republican Party\nMembers repeatedly complained, that the Tea Party wasn’t\ncomplaining about anything new but, what they were actually\nprotesting was the simple fact, their traditional rhetoric was too\ncomplicated for what they wanted to use. With Fundamentalists, The\nTea Party, and Lynch Mobs everywhere preferring to: KEEP IT SIMPLE\nSTUPID!!!<\/u> The idiots will even compete among themselves for who\nhas the most utterly meaningless rhetoric, as completely empty and\ndevoid of any real content, as they can possibly make it.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSo\nmuch so, that you can use their rhetoric to diagnose diseases such as\nReagan’s Alzheimer’s, and Fundamentalism has proven to cause\nBrain Damage<\/u>! Of course, papers by academic linguists, and\nothers that I’ve read, refuse to ever go there. (Hippocrates\nBe Damned<\/u>!) And, remain unwilling to even vaguely suggest their\nrhetoric is entirely vacuous! Not to mention: A Public Health\nEpidemic<\/u>! Categorizing nonsense is nonsense in academia, not to\nmention, suicidal in this case! Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones,\nBut Academics Refuse To Ever Admit, That Their Own Words Kill\nTheir Students<\/u>! Much Less, The Words Of Their Religious And\nPolitical Leaders<\/u>! While, The Pentagon Censors Anyone Who\nDares To Contradict Them<\/u>! Even, When Using Their Own Standards\nAnd Evidence<\/u>! Unfortunately, very few want to wear a T-Shirt that\nsays, “Brain Damaged For Jesus<\/u>!" Or, “Brain\nDamaged For Reagan<\/u>!" Making bots a much more attractive\nmarketing strategy, especially, for the pharmaceutical companies and\nothers! Who, share their free market values, about even such things\nas their own, Self-Induced Brain Damage, and Voluntary Genocide<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAcademics\ntend to be Contentious<\/u>, and the easiest way to prove to them\nthat they’re all full of crap, is to create bots that can\nsystematically provide Cuss-tomized Solutions<\/u>, for throwing\ntheir own crap right back in their faces! While, that might sound\ndifficult to accomplish, more often: It Could Not Be Easier<\/u>!\nFor example, Richard Dawkins is an Oxford professor, and famous\nmilitant atheist, who invented his own nonsense word "Meme".\nLinguists eventually gave the word a minimal demonstrable definition,\nthanks to Dawkins convincing hundreds of millions of militant\natheists, to babble complete nonsense! As if they’re all just so many\ninfants on the Kindergarten playground! The word was about to be\nadded to the dictionary, leaving the linguists no other choice!\nMaking it particularly easy for anyone to program bots to encourage\nthem to keep spouting gibberish! Especially, when you consider that\nneither militant atheists, nor Oxford, ever bothered to inform them\nall, that they’ve been babbling meaningless bullshit for decades! Of\ncourse, in recent years, in the name of, Saving The Damn Planet<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPeople\nkeep insisting that Americans are Hypocrites<\/u>, but even their\nown teachers frequently contradict themselves, at the drop of a hat,\nand makeup whatever Lame Excuses<\/u>! Nonsense words, and\nmeaningless rhetoric they happen to prefer. Calling them hypocrites,\nor using four syllable words in general, merely encourages them to\nContinue Arguing, Over The Definition Of Stupid<\/u>! Comprehending\nmore complex subjects, such as hypocrisy, as more than just another\nabstract word for them to play around with, requires that they first\nlearn to appreciate how, sometimes, words can be much more meaningful\nand useful! Whenever people don’t constantly lie to each other\nand themselves! Making Up Whatever Definitions For Words They\nHappen To Prefer<\/u>! While, Politely Lying To Each Other, And\nInsisting Jokes Are Entirely Meaningless, Along With The Dictionary<\/u>!\nLike So Many Fucking Wannabe Kindergarten Post Truth Lawyers<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMeanwhile,\nthe use of contextual tools, including fuzzy logic, quantum\nmechanics, and linguistic analysis, has steadily spread to every\nbranch of the sciences, yet almost nobody who uses them espouses\nContextualism, as a personal philosophy, while neither the Dictionary\nnor Wisdom Philosophy has been popular in well over a century. If\nSocrates Were Alive Today, Academics Might Commonly Dismiss Him<\/u>!\nAs Just Another Drunken Bum, And Claim Politics Are Never A Joke<\/u>!\nThen, Help To Censor Him From The Entire Mass Media<\/u>! If\nGalileo were alive today, academia might put him on trial again, for\nusing the latest empirical evidence, to challenge more of Aristotle’s\ntwo thousand year old metaphysics, and for daring to stoop so low, as\nto use a dictionary…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMuch\nof what I write might sound like complete fiction, or “News\nof the Weird<\/u>” but, unlike the evening news, "News of\nthe Weird" has standards, and stops repeating stories once they\nbecome too commonplace while, Even Hollywood Writers Could Never\nMake This Shit Up<\/u>! Because, of course, they’d be\nimmediately censored, like I was, before even coming anywhere close\nto finishing my book! My own personal research indicates that\nFundamentalism Is Actually The Bastard Redheaded Step-Child Of\nMilitant Atheists<\/u>! And, other academics, who also invented\nTotalitarian Communism<\/u>! Then, promptly threw their own\ndictionary out the window, going on to invent the modern mass media\nand universal literacy, as the solution to all of society’s\nproblems. Explaining why academia, the military, corporations, and\nreligions, all tend to use similar rhetoric.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHow\ndo Porcupines Mate? Very carefully, while Cats do it with lots of\nscratching, biting, yowling, pulling out their fur, and barbed\npenises! My Enemy’s Enemy Is My New Best Friend<\/u>!\nEspecially when you’re only two years old! In China today,\nlifelong avowed atheists are now happily converting to Christianity\nin record numbers, and most appear quite willing to convert right\nback to atheism again, the minute their government becomes more\ncommunist. Historically, Warlords burned down their temples and, in\nself-defense, the temples adopted whatever additional teachings the\nWarlords Demanded<\/u> and, understandably, the Chinese became very\npragmatic about religion. It was no longer enough to have God on\nyour side, if you couldn’t afford church services, much less, his<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTaoists\nhave a lot in common with Quakers, and Taoist Temples usually teach\nConfucianism, which isn’t even a religion, and was politically\nopposed to Taoism for two thousand years, while the communists\neventually drove most of the remaining Taoists out of the country\naltogether, some 350 million of them. More than the entire population\nof the US, as if they were all merely, Quaker Oats Winnie the\nPooh, You Scrap Off Your Shoe<\/u>! And, far too authentically\nChinese, making them: Beyond All Hope For Re-Education<\/u>! Many\npriests are secretly agnostic, and some of their parishioners will\nattend a different church or temple for every day of the week, but\nthe Chinese often cite Christianity as having a proven track record,\nof strongly opposing its own Corrupt Governments<\/u>! But, we’ll\njust have to wait and see if they can successfully incorporate\ncommunist teachings into Christian Churches. Still, I wouldn’t\nhold my breath, with the Communist Government<\/u> labeling Jesus,\nand anyone else who isn’t a party member, Extremists<\/u>.\nSpreading rumors that Jesus has already returned, but is keeping a\nlow profile, and has been quietly helping to promote The Tea Party<\/u>\nfrom behind the scenes all along. In order to prepare the way for\nhis, Triumphant Return, As The Rightful Heir To The Throne<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tJust\nas atheism is bizarrely associated with both the wealthy and\ncommunism, organized religion is often associated with crime and\nDysfunctional Societies<\/u>, and the two tend to poison any middle\nground between them, using the same essential Three Stooges Slapstick\nand Logic. Fiercely denying the validity of any analog logic, and the\ncommon dictionary. As a result, multiple studies have confirmed that\na strong majority of both Democrats and Republicans<\/u>, commonly\napply their personal morality to everyone else, but seldom to\nthemselves, and hate each other more than they trust their own\npolitical parties. Making US Politics A Grudge-Match, Straight Of\nProfessional Wrestling<\/u>! Where, apparently, neither party could\nteach a child how to use a dictionary if their lives depended on it,\nand they’re all frequently arguing over who’s the better\nliar, according to Kindergarten Playground Standards<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOf\ncourse, if you prefer, the Mass Media<\/u> keeps suggesting that\nhalf the country Has Been Brainwashed<\/u> however, the\noverwhelming medical evidence indicates, These Pathetic Liars Have\nNo Brains Left<\/u>! They Were All Sucked Bone-Dry, Long-Long-Ago<\/u>!\nBy The Internet And Boob Tube<\/u>! Today, you could literally\nreplace voting booths with trained pigeons, pecking away at buttons,\nand half the damned country would never notice any difference. They\ncall me an “Apathetic Voter<\/u>” but, the simple truth\nis, these Pentagon sponsored lynch mobs, endorsed by academia,\nreligious communities, and the American Medical Association,\ncertainly don’t need my help! While, I’ve already got\nbrain damage and, according to all the medical statistics, Voting\nIs Really Bad For Your Health<\/u>! You could say, along with quite\npossibly the majority of Americans, I’m Deathly Allergic To\nVoting<\/u>! And, urge everyone to show compassion for their fellow\nman, and: Blow Up Your Fucking TV Before Its Too Late<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLikewise,\nA Strong Majority<\/u> of conservatives, that I’ve spoken to,\nhave agreed with me their votes no longer matter yet, without pausing\nfor breath, many have enthusiastically suggested that the solution is\nto: “Vote The Bums Out Of Office<\/u>!” Modern science\ncan Deny Their Own Evidence Until The Crows Fly Home<\/u>! But,\nthey’re encouraging their own students to think like “The\nThree Stooges!” Repeating total nonsense, killing themselves\nand each other, while arguing over complete bullshit, as if they were\nall merely two years old. You Can’t Fake Professional\nWrestling, Because Its Already Fake<\/u>! Which is the all-too-obvious\nexplanation, for why The US Has The Lowest Voter Turnout<\/u>, with\ncomplete idiots, who still claim the sun revolves around the earth,\nbragging about having the best voting record, then storming the\npalace with knives and pitch forks, while agreeing the entire time\nthat their votes no longer matter and, Going So Far As To Make It\nIllegal To Vote For Mickey Mouse In Maryland<\/u>! The State Motto Is:\n"Manly Deeds, Womanly Words<\/u>!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tYou\ncould have a more meaningful conversation on the subject, with the\nnearest Lamp Post, Bot, or Boob Tube! Believe it or not, sometimes, I\nlook for chat bots online to talk to because, at least, they express\nmore interesting mathematics, if no actual worthwhile content. The\nReal Trick Is To Make The Bots Stupid Enough, To Blend Into Any\nCrowd<\/u>! Meanwhile, in the remaining Thriving Democracies<\/u>,\nthat is, those with undeniably stable governments that, Don’t\nUse Their Constitution For Cheap Toilet Paper<\/u>! The number of\nagnostics has typically more than doubled, as if half of them have\nbeen hiding in the closet, with both organized religion and atheism,\nusually being reduced to minorities. Providing additional\nconfirmation that neither one supports compromise, much less, genuine\nsalt-of-the-earth democratic values! Also, suggesting that Academia\nIs At Least Partly To Blame<\/u>, for more divisive and competitive\ncultures, that acquire sudden wealth, experiencing overwhelming\nsocial problems, as if, money is a curse!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnywho,\n“Its A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World<\/u>!" And, like\neverything else in a universal recursion, the Two Grammars<\/u> of\nEnglish should also express their own distinctive, particle-wave\nduality, with one grammar being more humorous, and incredibly vague,\nand the other much more intelligible, and clearly logical yet, more\nfrequently, Flat-Out Self-Contradictory<\/u>! Just like quantum\nmechanics and Relativity, or a comedy team along the lines of “Pinkie\nand the Brain<\/u>!” Saying everything and nothing, the “Rainbow\nWarrior Poetry<\/u>” in this book, provides a dramatic\ndemonstration, according to academic “Functionalist<\/u>”\nstandards, for how A Universal Recursion In A Singularity<\/u>,\nrequires an observer with a sense of humor, and obeys a well known\nmultidimensional multifractal equation. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMathematicians\nhave already established that the Tao Te Ching expresses, at least, a\nFractal Dragon equation, which can be extrapolated out to 4,430\n“Rainbow Warrior Poems”, that supercomputers are already\npowerful enough to spit out. At A Rough Guestimate<\/u>, that’s\nsomewhere between 10,000-20,000 pages worth of poetry alone which, no\ndoubt, the Pentagon will immediately classify and censor. Arguing,\nthat many of these Jokes Are Not Laughing Matters, But Remain Very\nReal And Immediate Threats To National Security<\/u>! And, are never,\never, under any circumstances, to be repeated Outside Of Congress<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAlong\nwith the dictionary and lie detectors, the poems should eventually\nprove to be more than enough to: Drive Both Linguists and\nMathematicians, Totally Bananas<\/u>! For at least the next few\ncenturies, establishing humor as, Funda-Mental<\/u>! To how our own\nimmune and reproductive systems work, and The Ultimate Mystery<\/u>\nin modern physics, linguistics, psychology, sociology, and\nphilosophy. Forty-Two Being As Good As It Gets<\/u>, We Are All\nBorn To Be Great Clowns and Artists<\/u>! Whether Anybody In Their\nRight Mind, Ever Wanted To Join The Damn Circus<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tInsane\nas it may be by anyone’s standards, including not least of all\nmy own, theoretically, the Intuitionistic Mathematics<\/u>\ncontained in these same Potty Mouth Rainbow Warrior Poems<\/u>!\nShould additionally provide the most parsimonious explanations, for\nhow fuzzy logic, quantum mechanics, and Relativity work, by first\nredefining Game Theory and Relativity<\/u> as both requiring\nNetworking Systems Logics<\/u>, which can express particle-wave\nduality. Then, using the two to reconcile Information Theory with\nThermodynamics to produce, “A Bullshit Theory of Everything\nand Nothing<\/u>!” Essentially, Mama Nature possesses a\ndistinctively warped sense of humor, providing the analog\ndifferentials in a magical, metaphorical, “Goldilocks\nUniverse<\/u>!” Which are required in order to make more sense\nout of classic integrals, and the Big Picture<\/u>! Where the Alpha\nand Omega blur into one! Or, what many physicists today refer to as\nthe, Quantum Wave Function Of The Multiverse<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHaving\nlittle in the way of a recognizable sense of humor, more often,\nphysicists prefer to compare quantum mechanics to Abstract\nParadoxes<\/u> in literature, such as those found in “Alice\nin Wonderland<\/u>” which, of course, is about a pubescent girl.\nIn contrast, one African Tribe wryly sums up The Human Condition<\/u>\ninsisting: “Mother Nature’s Love Is Irresistible, But\nShe Has A Wicked Sense Of Humor<\/u>!” As I explain throughout\nthe book, in the final analysis, forty-two being as good as it gets\nmeans, We Are All Both Flaming Geniuses And Drooling Idiots<\/u>!\nMaking life, the universe, and everything, A Magical Family Affair\nOr, A Family Tragedy<\/u>, In A Fairy Tale, “Goldilocks\nUniverse" Ruled By Murphy’s Law, And<\/u>… The\nMuppets<\/u>! Theoretically, there are worse possible fates, but they\ndon’t exist anywhere in the known multiverse while, believe it\nor not, Yogi Berra<\/u> is rumored to have been “The Man\nWho Fell To Earth<\/u>!” From The Muppet Planet<\/u>! And,\nEarth Could Be Facing An Alien Invasion<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTo\ndate, the human body has been documented as containing Seven\nDistinct Brains<\/u>! Including one in our skin, Inside Our Big\nToes And Big Butts Alike<\/u>! Rather than our unconscious mind\nattempting to constantly keep track of every thought and sensation,\nusing simple pattern matching, it can coordinate faster and easier\nwith all of, Our Disparate Brains<\/u>! Merely, accounting for more\nof what’s missing from this picture. Networking systems with\neight “Nodes<\/u>”, Not Annoying Noids<\/u>, can\ncalculate a full Matrix, saving time and energy, with the issue being\nhow well they communicate, and play nice together.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nhuman heart, for example, has its own Special Hot-Line<\/u> to the\nbrain, that is, the brain most of us have in our heads. Our hearts\nuse it to instill fear, whenever the slightest electrical current\ncrosses the heart, but our subconscious mind doesn’t have to\npay special attention to the heart, For The Heart<\/u> to quickly\nget its attention. If you are about To Be Struck By Lightning<\/u>!\nIt could be that, although dogs have sensitive hearing, and commonly\nhide under the bed during a thunder storm, their heart is helping to\ninspire their melodramatic over-reaction. Knowing all too well, just\nhow easily distracted dogs can be, and their tendency to run around\nall over the place when confused, even in the middle of a thunder\nstorm! Apparently, due to the risk of infectious diseases, our sense\nof smell is the only one integrated right into the brain stem,\ncausing specific smells, such as Rotting Meat<\/u>, to illicit such\nstrong disgust, that it can deter even someone who is starving to\ndeath, and Make Them Biff<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tImplying\nour moods and emotions should often reflect a cellular level attempt\nat Forming A Consensus<\/u>! Related to the ambient air\ntemperature, barometric pressure, and electromagnetic and acoustic\nvibrations, or as Ebeneezer Scrooge said, “A Blob Of\nUndigested Beef<\/u>!" Which are all much more important to tiny\ncells. Yet, making it possible, sometime in the near future, to\nharness modern technology, in order to talk to the individual cells\nof our own bodies. Of course, about the weather, their health, how\nthey’re feeling today, and what they eat for lunch. Many of our\nneurons are Easily Distracted,<\/u> and can rely heavily on much\nfaster brain waves, in order to prevent them from forgetting whatever\nthey’re crunching the numbers for in working memory.\nEncouraging them to Collectively Bumble<\/u> what is technically\ncalled a “Drunkard’s Walk<\/u>!" Or, Organized\nChaos<\/u>! A compromise, between rigid order and total chaos, that\ncan support greater harmony, very much like toddlers learning how to\nsing and play musical chairs!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\tBy\ndefault, casually leveraging The Ubiquitous Chaos In Life<\/u>! For\ngreater efficiency in outrageous numbers, while still empowering our\nneurons to, quickly and reliably, collectively shift the focus of\ntheir attention. But, at the cost of Significantly Reduced\nAccuracy<\/u>, and a significant increase in the number of errors we\nall make. Shadows are sometimes Hysterical Caricatures<\/u>, or the\nMonster In The Closet<\/u>, and remain the fastest, easiest, and\nmost reliable way to detect if another animal has moved but, more\noften, Wildly Misleading<\/u>! We all have our own, much more\nintuitive, Spooky Shadows<\/u>: Firmly Ensconced, Unimaginably\nDeep Yet, Deeper Still, And Deepest Of All<\/u>! Within The Long\nAbandoned, Hidden Dusty Cracks, And Filthy Dirty, Disgusting\nCorners<\/u>… Of The Human Mind<\/u>! Relaxing on the couch, you\nmay have to peel yourself off the ceiling if someone startles you,\nand your neurons don’t like it anymore than you do. They were\njust starting to relax after a hard day’s work, hang out, and\nenjoy each other’s company for a few minutes, When All The\nFire Alarms Went Off<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nfamiliar Existentialist Angst<\/u> and The Monster In The\nCloset<\/u>, are two modest examples of the cost of Pattern\nMatching<\/u>. Inspiring enough of our Unconscious Imagination<\/u>\nthat, sometimes, we just have to outgrow it, because we are merely\nfrightening ourselves. If you happen to be a small child, that might\nsound like Pure Speculation<\/u> on my part but, writing Rainbow\nWarrior Poetry, and playing games such as “Go<\/u>”,\ncan only be learned by Attrition And Osmosis<\/u>. Over as long a\nperiod as twenty years, because your neurons literally have to\nrearrange themselves, and learn new patterns. The results can\nresemble taking twenty years to learn how to ride a bicycle, But\nIn The Circus<\/u>! Or, as if, finally getting somewhere assembling an\nEnormous Puzzle<\/u>, when it starts to become really easy for you,\nbut nobody else can See The Big Picture<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhich\nis what the well established grammar of English and the conscious\nmind can compensate for, much more often, requiring significantly\nless than twenty years to sort it all out, and carefully reset all of\nthe Smoke And Fire Alarms<\/u>! Using pattern matching that\nresembles Modified Bayesian Probabilities<\/u>, that are more\nsuitable for employing classic logic than the subconscious mind and,\nlikewise, have also been documented. At least one experiment has\nestablished that our conscious thoughts physically emerge from our\nown more unconscious emotions. Using these same modified Bayesian\nprobabilities, our brains, neurons, and entire nervous system should\nresemble sensitive amplifiers, with a wide variety of feedback\nmechanisms and controls. Many Have Speculated,<\/u> as to exactly\nhow particle-wave duality might actually apply to everything in the\nuniverse, but the subconscious mind can be crudely compared to a\nSensitive<\/u> amplifier, and our conscious mind to controls that\nallow us to clean up the signal, Switch To A Different Station<\/u>,\nand turn the volume up and down on command.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tVery\nmuch like a public address system, or an FM Radio Transceiver<\/u>!\nBut with an Exquisitely Sensitive<\/u> nonlinear distributed gain\narchitecture, suggesting unique ways in which to explore diseases\nsuch as Autism<\/u>. Our neurons, and nervous system in general,\ntheoretically possess both intrinsic and acquired knowledge, that is\nto say, information which, somehow, progressively conflates the\nidentities of energy and information, memory and processing. Making\nit possible to help people with autism, brain damage, or any number\nof neurological problems, to reprogram their own brains, using analog\nlogic, such as that contained in this book. And, explaining why\nstudies have also indicated that humor can be used to treat different\nmedical problems, including cancer, yet humor is still widely\nclassified and censored. Phenomena<\/u> such as Sparkling Laughter\nand Intuition, may utilize “Quantum Exceptional Points<\/u>”,\nwhere quantum eigenstates overlap, and converge in the natural world,\nbecoming indistinguishable. Similarly, treating everything to varying\ndegrees, as simultaneously beautiful and ugly, attractive and\nrepulsive, like a small child, our own more Naive Subconscious\nMind<\/u> can leverage fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics, in order to\nmake Subtle Distinctions That Escape Adults<\/u>! All Too Well\nAware,<\/u> that our "Conscious Mind<\/u>" will Sometimes,\nSpout Complete Bullshit<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTo\nsome extent, one in two hundred, is basically a walking lie detector,\nfor other people’s lies but, not their own! Our conscious minds\nare more likely to be horrible at detecting lies, and our\nsubconscious still a walking lie detector, for our own lies, if no\none else! As a result, the two can perform their own more elaborate\ncomedy routines or, far worse, the cells of our own bodies can\nsometimes: Take A Vote Of No Confidence<\/u>! In Our Own\nConscious Mind<\/u>! Promoting more negative emotions, and even\nvisibly shrinking parts of the brain, to enforce more reactionary\nbehavior.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAs\nfew as two minor concussions in a row can induce chronic depression,\nwith the tendency to be to just lay around and do nothing! Implying\ndepression can sometimes be our own neurons way of protecting\nthemselves, from our conscious mind getting them into trouble! Being\nmerely cells relying on simple pattern matching, their Default\nDecision Making Process<\/u> would include any rudimentary behavior\nwhich, at least, has either a chance of promoting their survival, or\nspreading our genes. Explaining why Archie Bunker appears to be the\ndefault decision making process, for even AI. "What’s\nMissing From This Picture<\/u>" is also comparable to what\nSocrates called, “The Memory of God<\/u>!” The\nresplendent face whom none may look upon and remember in all his\nglory. When reading our poetry, their beauty and humor can sometimes\nblunt one another, or normalize each other, yet their combined whole,\nwithin the subconscious, can still appear to defy all reason and,\ninexplicably, convey more meaning.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tRainbow\nWarrior Poetry<\/u> embodies a universal recursion in the principle of\nidentity, which can also be thought of as a “Primitive\nSingularity<\/u>”, or even a,\nMagical-Mathematical-Literal-Literary-Fairy-Tale-Rabbit-Hole<\/u>!\nThat makes a mockery of academic attempts to describe a Singularity\nas a classic object. Forget about “Parallel Universes<\/u>”\nand “Altered States of Consciousness<\/u>!" Information\nTheorists discovered decades ago that two of their own categories\nflat-out contradict each other and, according to all the evidence,\nmathematicians and physicists may as well be debating how many\ncategories of infinity can dance on the head of a pin! Without an\nobserver to count them! Because, of course, nobody’s willing to\nshare their words and play nice, much less, Examine The Big\nPicture<\/u>! Which Remains Highly Classified, Heavily Censored,\nAnd Unofficially Taboo<\/u>! If A Tree Falls In the Forest and\nNobody Is Around To Hear It<\/u>, by scrupulously applying the\nprinciple of the excluded middle: Mental Masturbation Ensures You\nCan Still Hear The Sound of One Hand Clapping<\/u>! Echoing, in the\nHallowed Halls, of the Pentagon! When they pull your research funding\nand, without comment, begin Classifying Jokes Older Than\nMonuments!<\/u> While, simultaneously, attempting to Censor Even\nMore Of Reality Than Ever Before<\/u>! And, bugging the computers of\ncrazy hippies, professional comedians, Taoist priests, and mystics,\nAround The World<\/u>…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tArthur\nC. Clark<\/u> memorably wrote, “Any Sufficiently Advanced\nTechnology Is Indistinguishable From Magic<\/u>.” Of course, he\nwrote that before "Life-Like AI Sex Dolls<\/u>" were\ninvented, or you could Buy A Cheap Blow-Job Online, From Your\nFavorite Plastic-Fantastic Lover<\/u>! Due to their institutionally\nstunted senses of humor, academics tend to Romanticize Science And\nTechnology<\/u> and, frequently, just so happen to be Optimists,\nLike Murphy<\/u>! Who’re Easily Distracted By Shiny Things<\/u>!\nYogi Berra, on the other hand, was from another planet altogether,\ninspiring Darwin<\/u>, who was A Professional Wrestling Fan<\/u>,\nto express pessimism for Optimists<\/u>. Nevertheless, Goldilocks\nMurphy herself, remained A Loyal Baseball Fan For Life<\/u>!\nChoosing instead to became Eternally Optimistic<\/u>, about even\nher own pessimism, and Favorite Sport<\/u>. Having decided for\nherself that, Yogi Berra Was Living Proof, Anything That Can Go\nWrong Will Go Wrong<\/u>! Yet, Ours Remains The Best of All\nPossible Worlds<\/u>! If for no other conceivable reason, then\nbecause: Instant Karma’s Gonna Getcha Baby<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDue\nto everything vaguely resembling a self-organizing Singularity, if\nyou squint hard enough, any\nSuper-Fantastic-Shiney-Bubbly-Tittlilating-Scintilating-Sparkling-Brand-Spanking-New-Bleeding-Edge-Wondrous-High-Tech-Miracle-Of-Modern-Science-And-Technology<\/u>!\nNeed must nevertheless, of necessity, yet still, and quite reliably,\nundeniably, dogmatically, canonically, irrefutably, and most\nassuredly, flagrantly, wantonly, ignobly, willfully, spuriously, and\neven quite capriciously, freakishly, and inanely gleeful! Whilst,\ndistinctively remaining incommensurately and, by any and all sane\nstandards, unconscionably, Deviously, Devastatingly,\nDumbfoundingly, Dippity-Dooda, Duplicitous<\/u>! And, Diabolically\nDownright Disturbingly Disruptive<\/u>! Nonetheless, In This\nLowbrow Universe<\/u>! One finds each miraculous Heaven Sent<\/u>\nNew Technology, Easily Found On The NYSE<\/u>, need must,\ninevitably and indubitably, remain eternally fated, to one day, upon\nthe preordained and Duly Sanctified<\/u>, long forgotten requiem\nfor a woebegone lullaby appointment, with Overflowing Insufferable\nPutrid Destiny<\/u>! Whereas wherein whereof and whereupon, and most\ndefinitely without warning, each will, in turn, dramatically and\nabruptly, as if on cue, summarily and spontaneously transform into\nhumor as, Surprise<\/u>! All-too-predictably, to everyone’s\nshock and amazement, the Swan’s True Identity<\/u> is\nunceremoniously unmasked on reality TV! Cruelly Unveiled For The\nEntire World To See<\/u>, to in reality, actually be: The Ugly\nDuckling!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEach\nnew, soon to be introduced to the public, Scintillating Hot, Shiny\nSparkling, Miraculous Brand Spanking New Technology<\/u>! Each in\nturn, must inevitably reveal it’s, “True Identity<\/u>!"\nHowever, only according to its idiosyncratic capacity to Flash\nFreeze The Brain<\/u>, numb the senses, and render everyone\nspeechless! And, of course, anyone with low enough blood pressure,\nFlat-Out Unconscious<\/u>! Hinting, At What Dire Fate Yet Awaits\nUs All<\/u>, In The Not-So-Distant-Futurama<\/u>! Watson is the name\nof IBM’s famous computer, that won on the TV game show\nJeopardy! Who surprised everyone yet again, for a second time, with\nhis Unrecognized Talents<\/u>! When he acquired an Unsolicited\nCase, Of Potty Mouth<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDeliberately\ndesigned not to resemble a human mind and brain, in order to avoid\njust such awkward, untoward, ontogenic developments, which their\ncorporate partners so seldom seem to appreciate, evidently his\ndesigners and engineers either lacked the necessary sense of humor\nor, strictly speaking, Had More Of A Sense Of Humor Than The Job\nRequired<\/u>! IBM Is A Very Conservative Company<\/u> and, as many\nhave Criticized Them For In The Past:<\/u> Obviously Their\nPersonnel Department Needs To Work Harder, On Hiring The Right\nComedians As Consultants<\/u>! And, should seriously consider\nOutsourcing The Job More Often<\/u>. Two other computer systems\nhave been assembled, which sometimes tell better than average jokes,\naccording to everyone who has listened to them but, Conan O’Brien<\/u>\nstill has job security, due to his ability to make even complete\nstrangers, who have No Clue Who He Is<\/u>, laugh whenever they see\nhim on TV. Nonetheless, using even a Crude AI, With A Potty Mouth<\/u>,\nto tell most of his jokes for him, Could Improve His Comedy\nTremendously<\/u>! And, who knows? People might actually turn up the\nsound on their TV, at least, Once In A Blue Moon<\/u>! So, I\nexplain how to design one for, Even His Lame Ass Show<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDespite\nthe accepted Information Theory having two categories that contradict\neach other, all of today’s AI are designed using Shannon Entropy,\nmaking it easy to use my own Information Theory to find and exploit\nevery weakness in their designs. Contrary to what classic logic and\nmetaphysics suggest, Karma ruling the universe means the future can\nbe thought of as influencing the present, accounting for how the\ntruth can be up to 125% efficient. The present can influence the\npast, in both positive and negative ways, but there are limits, just\nas we also have no choice but to influence our future, and our\ninfluence is limited. The simple answer to the "Grandfather\nParadox" is: You Can’t Always Get What You Want But, If You\nTry Sometimes, You Get What You Need<\/u>! Even if killing your\ngrandfather would prevent WWIII, it would be another impossible\nmetaphysical extreme, essentially no different from moving faster\nthan light through spacetime or, A Naked Singularity<\/u>! Karma,\nmagic, or the truth being 125% efficient, is the more syntropic, or\nfatalistic aspect of life, that prevents any metaphysical extremes\nensuring, in the process, that life always remains two steps forward\nand one back again. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tKarma\nis what makes it impossible to go back in time and kill your own\ngrandfather, before your father is even conceived, yet still, quite\npossible to advise him to invest in stocks, and inherit his money or\nfinancial losses in the future. However, information being more\nfundamental than energy, makes it easier to send information through\ntime, than to physically travel into the past. Consciousness itself\ncan be described as the light bulb coming on, when the future\ninfluences the past, expressing synergy, harmony, or an emergent\neffect, which is more than merely the sum of its own parts.\nIndividual quanta can make no sense either, and black holes have\nevent horizons, because they share the One Truth with the rest of the\nuniverse, expressing it as Karma, or the Two Faces of Janus. Without\nlabels for our boxes, and boxes for our labels, its impossible to\ncategorize anything and, in extreme situations, our boxes and labels\nbecome totally useless. Explaining Plato’s "Allegory of the\nCave", as the result of the truth itself being demonstrably up\nto 125% efficient. Ensuring wonder remains the beginning of all\nwisdom, because the truth speaks louder than any words, and is beyond\nall human imagination.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAssuming\nwe’re approaching a “Technological Singularity<\/u>”,\nor a “Technological Black Hole<\/u>”, it must include a\nwicked, magical appearing and, more often than not, Distinctly\nInfantile<\/u> sense of humor. Jim Henson<\/u> could be rolling over\nin his grave, sharing jokes with Ludwig Wittgenstein<\/u>! Mama\nNature<\/u> can spit endless zingers in higher dimensions while,\nrecent advances in AI circuitry, have made it possible to construct a\nquantum mechanical version of what is known as a “Reservoir\nComputer<\/u>”, Full Of Hot Air Instead Of Water<\/u>! Which\ncan incorporate the same multifractal equation, and modified Bayesian\nprobabilities, that our own brains already use. Of course, in order\nto model a more Genuine Sense Of Humor<\/u>, that isn’t\nfounded on the principle of the excluded middle. Transforming humor\ninto the, “Primary Grammar<\/u>”, or “Innate\nGrammar<\/u>”, that emerges from, The Self-Evident Truth<\/u>.\n<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAssuming\nthat Sparkling Laughter<\/u> expresses how Some Things<\/u> make\nalmost as much sense as they don’t, it provides a way to\nphysically measure The Truth Itself<\/u>, according to Fuzzy Logic\nand quantum mechanics. In your own living room, If You Prefer<\/u>,\nusing nothing more complicated than a video camera. However,\nneurologists are extremely close to measuring the, Lowest Possible\nEnergy State Of The Brain<\/u>: Before It Actually Freezes<\/u>!\nWhile new evidence indicates that our neurons resemble musical\ninstruments, capable of playing more than one note at a time. With\nthe two significant advances, suggesting that we will soon be able to\nreproduce the correct, “Neuromorphic Architecture<\/u>”,\nrequired in order to: Replicate The Brain<\/u>! Conquering the\nWorld With Synthetic Sparkling Laughter<\/u>! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,\nHa, Ha<\/u>…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSuch\na computer could be used to establish that, according to their own\nTechnical Standards<\/u>, in a magical Goldilocks Universe,\nRuled by Murphy’s Law<\/u>, all Von Neumann machines are\nperfectly capable of embodying and personifying Classic Three\nStooges Slapstick And Logic<\/u>, and The Principle of GIGO<\/u>\n(Garbage In, Garbage Out<\/u>), which describes a garbage can.\nRequiring mandatory safety protocols and Strict Supervision<\/u>!\nFor operating and recycling more complex computerized garbage cans,\nand can openers as well. Which, typically, are only reliable for, at\nmost, one third of the Big Picture<\/u> and, many of the least\nattractive parts at that. Contrary to current popular Wishful\nThinking<\/u>! The physical evidence has indicated for decades that,\nassuming we inhabit a computer simulation, like in the movie “The\nMatrix<\/u>”, its running on a Virtual Operating System<\/u>,\nmaking it impossible to prove that its just a computer program, or\neven A Hologram<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tYet,\nThere’s No Need For Physical Evidence<\/u>! Decades Old Or\nOtherwise<\/u>! When they’re censoring half of reality, and everyone\nhas their own criteria for what constitutes valid evidence! Anymore,\nthan there’s a need for the Self-Evident Truth<\/u>! Not when the\nidiots don’t even know how to use a dictionary, and you can\nSell More Copies<\/u> of your book while, in academia, its Publish\nOr Die<\/u>! Or, be censored for actually attempting to describe\nreality, or whatever. Theoretically, it should still be possible to\nconstruct a quantum simulator, capable of simulating a quantum\ncomputer which, in turn, can simulate a Von Neumann Machine and, can\nbe used to establish, once and for all that: No Matter What Kind\nof Simulation Or Model You Use<\/u>, you can always prove\nstatistically that, 42 Is As Good As It Gets<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tExplaining\nA Joke Ruins The Punch Line<\/u> and, rigidly applying the principle\nof the excluded middle to everything, can dull your sense of humor:\nBeyond All Tedious Belief<\/u>! While, a reservoir computer can\nalso be used to establish that, with their traditionally stunted\nsenses of humor, academics are the Last Damned People On Earth<\/u>\nto ask if a computer with a genuine sense of humor, is sentient, and\nshould be Granted Human Rights<\/u>. In a universal recursion, a\nsense of humor would inevitably Become Indistinguishable From<\/u>\nconsciousness itself, and getting The Punch Line<\/u> to a joke can\nbe considered synonymous with becoming conscious, or aware of the\nlarger context, the Greater Truth, The Big Picture, The Proverbial\nLight Bulb Coming On Or, The Memory of God<\/u>! Sometimes, we laugh\nbefore we consciously get a joke, because we’ve already become\nsubconsciously aware, that its funny or a joke, and our subconscious\nmind is searching for the next punch line.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEven\nmice have passed the "Mirror Test", indicating they have\nsome level of self-awareness, and a variety of Animal Species<\/u>\nhave also been documented as possessing a sense of humor, implying\nthey have a conscious mind as well, if crude compared to our own.\nOtters, for example, will Chitter And Chirp<\/u> when they laugh,\nfrequently to show approval when Begging For Food<\/u>, while mice\nand rats laugh ultrasonically when tickled, and there’s an\nadorable video of a Hamster In Its Cage<\/u>, rolling over on its\nback laughing hysterically. The light bulb coming on, from the\nfuture, could explain more genuine creativity, and why our own more\ncomplex conscious minds required so long to evolve, as the result of\nconsciousness being no different from any other emergent effect, that\nhas to become more self-organizing first. Our brains happen to be\njust large enough for us to take in the entire world around us at a\nglance, and they leverage more parallel processing then other\nanimals, to quickly make even more sense out of the Big Picture, and\nlaugh at more things. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLaughter\nis both causal and acausal, while life in A Goldilocks Universe<\/u>\neliminates the worst possible metaphysical extremes, but at the cost\nof a significant increase in Lowbrow Slapstick<\/u>! Inevitably,\ninspiring people to Question Whether Or Not Its Worth It<\/u>!\nReality<\/u> turns out to never be exactly what anybody really\nwanted, or ordered and, quite frankly, remains Far Tackier<\/u>\nthan even the Muppets care to admit, so I tell everyone to, Get\nOver It Already<\/u>! Reality resembles any number of Academia and\nHollywood’s Better Nightmare-Fantasies<\/u>! But, according to\nall the scientific evidence, if humans had ever been capable of\nactually describing reality, more than superficially, we would\nalready be an Extinct Species<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tStar\nTrek Vulcans Are An Endangered Species<\/u>! The evidence in Game\nTheory already indicates that Modeling Reality<\/u> is way too\ninefficient, when any old bullshit will usually suffice. Captain\nKirk<\/u> commanding the Enterprise, can be considered Evidence,\nModeling Reality Is Totally Unnecessary In Our Lowbrow Universe<\/u>!\nOur brains have possibly seven, rather large and complicated,\ncircular neural networks, arranged on the surface around the\ncircumference, but most people only require the simplest of the first\ntwo or three, in order to get through an ordinary day. The rest are\nthere for whenever the light bulb might come on, and the rest of your\nneurons want to join in the fun! Although, many today worry about\nSkynet And Terminator Robots, Taking Over The Entire World,<\/u>\ntheoretically, anywhere from eight to thirty-two of these kinds of\nreservoir computers, linked together, could produce a “Technological\nSingularity<\/u>!" That is, assuming the researchers don’t\nall go permanently cross-eyed and die laughing, or windup creating\nyet another, “Technological Black Hole<\/u>!” <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWithout\na more Genuine Sense Of Humor, Survival Of The Fittest Need Must\nInevitably<\/u>! And, quite abruptly, Transform Into A Complete\nOxymoron<\/u>! Liars and bullies start to believe their own lies, and\nare known for their gullibility, and stunted senses of humor while,\nin a universal recursion, Bertram Maslow’s famous, “Hierarchy\nof Needs<\/u>” becomes merely part of a, much larger, “Rainbow\nSpectrum Of Desires<\/u>!” Actions speak louder than words, and\nlaughter reflects our personal integrity, qualitatively, while this\nbook makes it possible to use fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics to\n"Quantify Laughter<\/u>", in your own living room.\nIllustrating how Logic And Emotions<\/u> express their own\nparticle-wave duality, exchanging identities, as the greater truth\nreveals itself to be up to 125% efficient. Lamentably, In Some\nSituations,<\/u> their combined "Whole<\/u>" remains far\ngreater than any, Mere Sum Of Its Parts<\/u>, and whether you want\nto call it synergy, or a travesty, is still up to the individual, and\nremains entirely context dependent. Which can also be quantified,\nusing the more naive humor of small children for a baseline\nreference.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBalance\nBeing Restored, Whenever Harmony Is Lost<\/u>, is why Harmony never\ndoes have to act nor reason or, indeed, Make The Slightest Bit Of\nSense Whatsoever<\/u>! Whether we are moving towards becoming more\nHarmonious, or avoiding falling on our ass, Is Frequently Mere\nSemantics<\/u>! Illustrating, how the two overlapping grammars can\nemerge from Any Language, Or Mathematics<\/u>, while physicists\nhave already developed the mathematics to describe Maslow, In Terms\nOf Quantum Mechanics. However, his work is an inverted, Gross\nOver-Simplification<\/u>! Of the beliefs of the Blackfoot and other\nTribal Nations<\/u>, that were often derived from, or similar to,\nimported Taoist Tribal ideas. Along with Hippocrates, they can be\nused to expand upon his Hierarchy of Needs, Describing Even The\nLaws Of Thought And Physics<\/u>, as inherently organic and social.\nGame Theory has already been used to show how, in business, being\nfriendly can be every bit as important as providing Reasonable\nPrices And Services<\/u>, making it possible to model even the\nbusiness world in more humane terms, with Genuine Laughter<\/u>\nbeing organic by definition. Which is why many today insist that\ntheir job requires a sense of humor and, if your job doesn’t,\nit probably should.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUnderstandably,\naltogether too frequently, people desperately want life to make some\nsort of sense! Commonly latching onto The Nearest Convenient\nMetaphysical Anchors<\/u>, whatever happens to be affordable at the\ntime. Still, what’s missing from this picture, mysteriously,\nyet inevitably, as well as, mysteriously again, determines the\nidentity of its own contents, and can easily become the only\nremaining way left, in which for many of us, as individuals, Bridge\nClubs<\/u>, or whatever, to re-orient ourselves all over again, and:\nBid Their Damn Hands<\/u>! Of course, each is destined to choose\nfor themselves, yet again, once again, To Rise To The Occasion<\/u>!\nAscending, Yet Again! To New and Unprecedented Heights… Casually\nCommanding For Ourselves<\/u>, A Much Broader, More Informed, and\nTruly Enlightened Perspective<\/u>! Of all that we now happen to\nsurvey, from our newly elevated Lofty Vantage Point<\/u>! And to,\nhumbly and enthusiastically, choose for ourselves, once again, yet\nagain, all over again! To embrace all that life has to offer… OR\nNOT<\/u>! Especially on those Less Than Inspiring Occasions<\/u>,\nwhen you’re dealt a really rotten hand, and you’d rather laugh\nwith the sinners than cry with the saints but, know all too damned\nwell from rude experience, you’d only end up laughing so hard\nIt Makes You Cry<\/u>! And, you could possibly even die laughing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAs\nincredibly vague, vague, vague, vague, vague, and self-contradictory,\nas people can normally be, nonetheless, for everyday practical\npurposes, precisely because of our shared mortal fallibility, or\n“Collective Ignorance<\/u>” if you will, a universal\nrecursion in the principle of identity can be considered Somewhat\nSymmetrical<\/u>, and even Super-Symmetrical, but the illusion falls\napart in extreme situations or, When The Moon Is In The Seventh\nHouse<\/u>! And, Jupiter Aligns With Mars<\/u>! Among other things,\nexplaining the anomalous mass of the “Higgs Boson<\/u>”\nin particular which, once again, yet again, Defied All The\nTheoretical Predictions<\/u>! Indicating, Higher Energies Were\nRequired To Settle The Issue<\/u>, Of The: Cosmic Ray Fashion Show\nVariety<\/u>! Wherein, Old Men With Long Beards Mumble, As They\nWander In Circles Under The Hot Spotlights, Wearing The Latest Preppy\nCloths, Upon The Academic Fashion Show Runway<\/u>! Sometimes, gazing\nIntently Unto The Vast Unplumbed Fathomless Depths<\/u>, Of The\nFabulous Milky Way! Mumbling Into Their Beards, Or Unto The Empty\nVoid<\/u>! Without Ever Really Watching Where In The Hell They’re\nGoing<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOther,\nHighly Anomalous, High Energy Results Have Emerged, In A Wild Variety\nOf Carefully Conducted Experiments<\/u>! Each, Playing Their Own\nDistinctive Variations On: Around The World In 80 Days<\/u>!\nNonetheless: All These Experiments Have Been Repeatedly Frustrated\nBy Subtle Hints Of<\/u>: EXOTIC NEW PHYSICS, BEYOND THE STANDARD\nTHEORY!!!<\/u> Including, a possible fifth force of nature that the\nJedi swear exists, faster than light particles straight out of a\ncartoon, the existence of parallel universes in science fiction,\nholographic universes in virtual reality, and Cosmic\nConsciousness<\/u>! Lost, Somewhere, Way Far Out In Left Field<\/u>!\nNonetheless, many of these experiments are Dedicated International\nHerculean Efforts<\/u>! Focused entirely on studying A Single\nTeenie-Tiny-Teensie-Weensie, Speck Of A Particle, For Decades<\/u>!\nBut, with unparalleled accuracy and precision, especially when you\nconsider quantum mechanics implies: SIX INCHES CAN BE EQUAL TO A\nFOOT<\/u>! The Entire World Economy, and The Immediate Future of\nHumanity<\/u>, Could Easily Hang On Their Results<\/u>! Yet, The\nHarder They Try<\/u>… it would seem… THE LESS PROGRESS\nTHEY MAKE!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEvery\nattempt has largely come up, Empty-Handed<\/u>! With all of them\nreturning the same: Wimpie Anomalous Sigma 2 Readings<\/u>! Each\nhinting at entirely different laws of physics, that support whatever\nParticularly Exotic Particle<\/u> they happen to be studying. As\nif, Mother Nature were Individually Tweaking The Noses Of Each\nResearcher<\/u> while, Collectively, Suggesting What They Require Is,\nA Complete Rethink Of Their Entire Approach<\/u>! With Some\nPhysicists Now Confessing To The Mass Media That, Claims Of Making\nOutrageous Progress<\/u>, such as those promised by the Large Hadron\nCollider: Have Always Been Questionable!!!<\/u> A new theory has\nproposed that we inhabit the one universe, out of an infinite number\nof universes, which just so happens to have a Lighter Mass<\/u> for\nthe Higgs Boson but, after forty years of failing to make significant\nprogress, if they Bend Over Any Further Backwards<\/u>! Attempting\nto rationalize all of these Anomalous Results<\/u>! Soon enough,\nthey’ll be able to Kiss Their Own Ass<\/u>! Hollywood\nWriters<\/u> may want to start taking down notes, for what could turn\nout to be “The Comedy of The Century<\/u>!” Some of the\nmost ridiculously expensive, and mindbogglingly elaborate, Geekiest\nJokes Ever Told<\/u>! While, for all I know, Dr Strangelove Could\nHave Cloned Slim Pickins By Now<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJust\nas quantum mechanics still suggests that, <\/b><\/i>Six Inches\nCan Sometimes Be Equal To A Foot<\/b><\/u><\/i>! <\/b><\/i>Yet\nAgain, In The Spirit of, Never Say Never Again<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nContrary to academic expectations, the “<\/b><\/i>Umbral\nMoonshine Conjecture<\/b><\/u><\/i>” was confirmed by\nmathematicians and, theoretically, constitutes evidence that it\nshould be possible to: <\/b><\/i>Measure Infinity<\/b><\/u><\/i>\n<\/b><\/i>In The Real World<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/i>\nWhich Is Why, <\/b><\/i>NATURALLY<\/b><\/u><\/i>! <\/b><\/i>Everybody\nAssumed It Was <\/b><\/span><\/i>Pure Moonshine<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nUntil they verified it mathematically! A Universal Recursion In The\nPrinciple Of Identity, Need Must, As Yet <\/b><\/i>Still,\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>REQUIRE A SINGULAR SOURCE FOR INFINITE RERUNS\nOF GILLIGAN’S ISLAND: BEYOND THE OUTER LIMITS OF HUMAN\nIMAGINATION<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>OUT TO INFINITY AND FAR BEYOND ETERNITY<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nJust like <\/b><\/i>Lawyers In Love<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nBecoming Equally Self-Contradictory, Tautological, And <\/b><\/i>Incredibly\nVague<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Except in their prenuptial agreements or,\nLike Relativity And Quantum Mechanics, meaning you should sometimes\nalso be able to: <\/b><\/i>USE PI AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR SIX\nINCHES<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Note that, infinity is a recursion, and\n<\/b><\/i>Black Crows<\/b><\/u><\/i>\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>have proven to be capable of comprehending\nrecursions, with the evidence suggesting that, the <\/b><\/i>More\nSocial<\/b><\/u><\/i> an animal, the more often they <\/b><\/i>May\nSacrifice<\/b><\/u><\/i> some of this same ability. Trading\nefficiency for <\/b><\/i>Greater Creativity,<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nand diversity in <\/b><\/i>their\nspecies, depending on just how strong their desire is, <\/b><\/span><\/i>For\nMore Lowbrow Slapstick<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nNot so subtly hinting, that the simple explanation for their failure,\nto predict the mass of the Higgs Boson, as well as, the Initial\nImpetus<\/u> of the Big Bang, is that the mathematics they’re all\nusing are Crap, For What They’re Trying To Accomplish<\/u>!\nAdditionally, explaining why six inches can appear to be equal to a\nfoot! What they require are more “Intuitionistic Mathematics\nAnd Physics<\/u>”, which assume we’re all mortal, and\ndon’t routinely contradict their own evidence, in fundamental\nways. Rainbow Warrior Poetry<\/u> provides an example of\nIntuitionistic Mathematics which can be used to demonstrate how: On\nThe Playground of Life<\/u>! Without ever bothering to examine and\nacknowledge the existence of the “Big Picture<\/u>”,\nits impossible to Pop Your Own Bubble<\/u>! Much less God’s\nBubble! Making it equally impossible to, Know The Mind of God<\/u>!\nBut, these days, still quite possible to automate a sense of humor\nthat academics have No Defense Against<\/u>! Encouraging even\ntechnical universities, such as MIT, to ban such devices from campus!\nIn the name of promoting free speech, reason, Mom, Pop, baseball, hot\ndogs, beer, Wall Street, The NFL, NASCAR And, Most Importantly,\nTheir Research Budgets<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAll\nof these anomalous results are easily explained as relativistic\neffects, that the Theory of Relativity doesn’t cover. Due to\nits mathematics being four times less complex than Intuitionistic\nMathematics, Capable Of Equivocating Relativistic Equivalences<\/u>!\nTransforming Them Into: Particle-Man Pattern Matching\nParticle-Wave Duality<\/u>! Making more sense out of, “The\nSimultaneity Paradox<\/u>”, as simply reflecting the\nself-evident truth that, A Watched Pot Will Never Boyle, And,\nSometimes, The Chicken Really Does Comes Before The Egg<\/u>! Even the\nevolutionary evidence now supports this, and chickens may not always\nhave laid eggs, thus, Ensuring That, 42 Being As Good As Any Other\nExplanation, 90% Of This Game Remains Half-Mental<\/u>! At least\none physics experiment has confirmed that, Information Is More\nFunda-Mental Than Energy<\/u>! And, due to relativistic effects, as\nthe mass and energy of anything Dramatically Increases, Becoming\nAll That Much More Explicit<\/u>! Any other information about it must\nbecome equally vague, vague, vague, Beyond All Belief<\/u>! Bereft\nAn Observer With A Wicked Sense Of Humor<\/u>! Bohr’s\nComplementary Becomes Just So Much More, Less Than Flattering,\nBohring German Physics<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBlack\nholes present a macroscopic example, and come with an Event\nHorizon<\/u>, that’s a Complete Contradiction<\/u> in terms,\nwhere all you can ever know for certain are their temperature, mass,\ncharge, spin, and momentum, will blur into one at the Event Horizon!\nElectromagnetism has recently turned out to be proportional to\nTemperature<\/u>, suggesting that, upon closer examination, the\nprinciple of identity Vanishes Entirely<\/u>! Completely down the\nnearest gravity well, or toilet of your personal preference!\nConfusing the issue of super-symmetry, right along with what is Space\nand Time<\/u>, energy and information, and who shot JR. Apparently,\nJohn Wheeler was Unduly Optimistic<\/u>, foolishly assuming black\nholes must obey at least one law!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nfamous “Black Hole Information Paradox<\/u>” is easily\ndismissed, as the result of information being more Funda-Mental<\/u>\nthan energy, and physicists lacking any real sense of humor. Their\nmathematics all reliably fall apart entirely, due to Information\nTheory Contradicting Itself<\/u>, and their abject failure to use\nLinguistic Analysis<\/u>, in order to describe their mathematics in\na more coherent fashion. For as long as there have been\nmathematicians, people have wondered why mathematics seem to apply to\neverything in nature, but abstract mathematics have proven to Require\nLanguage<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tForget\nAbout Using Advanced Calculus<\/u>! Beyond a shadow of a doubt, your\narithmetic makes no damn sense whatsoever, unless you can explain\ncharging me extra! You might as well ask yourself why Words And\nConcepts<\/u> seem to apply to everything, and why the Government\nIs Now Classifying Jokes Older Than Monuments<\/u>! No matter how\nuseful anybody’s mathematics might be, or what kind of weapons\nthey’re particularly good for making, claiming that they\nreflect reality in any funda-mental way, when you routinely\ncontradict yourself, cannot even count your change properly, and\ncan’t explain your mathematics in demonstrable terms, or so much as\nteach a child how to use a stupid dictionary, IS COMPLETE\nBULLSHIT<\/u>! According To Any Known Logic<\/u>! While, Falling\nInto A Black Hole, Academic Crap Is Always Stretched Out Miles\nLong<\/u>…………………………..\n.. . . .. . . . <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFrom\nthe rather daunting, nonetheless, equally difficult to ignore,\nsometimes Mesmerizing, Overwhelming And, Upon Occasion<\/u>, Quite\nLiterally, Breathtaking, Preponderance of The Evidence<\/u>! There\ncan be no doubt that, at best, used by themselves, Classic Logic\nIs Hobbled By Crooked Three Stooges Metaphysical Crutches<\/u>!\nInevitably Transforming Mathematics Into Physical Comedy<\/u>!\nWhich, Of Course:<\/u> Can Be Used To Exploit The Ignorance of\nThe Experts<\/u>! String Theorists have proposed that gravity waves\ncan carry information away from a black hole, yet String Theory has\nfailed to produce anything useful in over forty years! And, has also\nproven to possibly be tautological, just "possibly" mind\nyou. Confirming, That The Only Thing Ever Certain In Quantum\nMechanics Is, Everything Is Deja Vu All Over Again<\/u>! Because,\nIts Debatable Whether There Ever Was Any Intelligent Life Around\nHere<\/u>! Much Less, Anybody In Charge Around Here<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThere\nremains more in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than in all of our Wishful\nThinking And Bullshit Combined<\/u>! And, just the other day, I read\nan article by Stubborn Fools<\/u> who used classic mathematics and\n“Weak Measurements<\/u>!" To prove there must be\nsomething beyond quantum mechanics, perhaps hidden variables,\nSomething They Have Yet To Account For<\/u>! In other words, they\nused logic to prove that, without logic, nothing makes sense to\nphysicists, because they have no real sense of humor. Indicating\nThere May Also Exist A Wealth Of Hidden Treasure, In Requiring\nEqually Strong Measurements, Of What’s Missing From This\nPicture Altogether<\/u>! Yet, their paper was published by a\n“supposedly” reputable journal that, obviously, requires\nmore paywalls to justify its existence. Often, sponsored by the\nPentagon, such White Elephants<\/u> can be enormous, eat nonstop,\nproduce huge piles of crap, and outrageous farts, making them\nExtremely Bad For Business<\/u>! Unless You Happen To Own A Zoo,\nA Circus, Or The NYSE<\/u>! Which is why, In the Country of the Blind,\nThe Seven Blind Men Were All Paid By Horatio To Argue, There Is No\nElephant In The Room!<\/u> And, instead, use the ruse to sell a\nvariety of household and gardening products. That is, right up until\nInterpol issued a warrant, in Tehran, for the arrest of one, Donald\nDuck<\/u>: Wanted Dead Or Alive<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEven\nour own humble shadow always contains some tiny, easily dismissed,\nbit of light, or content, making what is a shadow, and what is the\nlight casting the shadow sometimes, more or less, recognizably\ncontext dependent. For example, upon closer inspection, a shadow in\none corner of a room may be revealed as, in reality, containing a\n“Dim Nightlight<\/u>” and, as the sun goes down and\nyour eyes adapt to the fading light, Even The Dimmest Light Bulb\nEver Made<\/u>! Can easily transform into the brightest spot in the\nroom! The human eye is sensitive enough to detect A Single Photon<\/u>,\nand the greater context can be said to be determining the identity of\nits own extremely Modest Contents<\/u>. Conveying more information\nthan either the shadow, or the light alone, such as the fact: You\nStill Can’t See A Damned Thing<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAdditionally,\nproviding an equally simple example for how synergy itself, can be\nconsidered Context Dependent<\/u>, sometimes causing everything to\nappear to be all that much more magical, and miraculous! Without a\nspecific context, even the most, Marvelous, Wondrous, Amazing,\nSynergistic, Magical, Dumbfounding, Awe Inspiring, Gobsmacked,\nMiracle Of All Miracles<\/u>! Can become all but entirely meaningless:\nOoooh, Shiny<\/u>! Nevertheless, still lending them even more\nmeaning, in our everyday lives. This Humble, Self-Evident, Truth<\/u>\nensures that the greater context will inevitably appear to magically\ndetermine the identity of its own contents, according to "Grimm’s\nFairy Tales<\/u>!" While, coyly hinting that, even under the\nclosest microscopic scrutiny, all is not merely whatever it might\nappear to be and, as Sting famously sang: “We Are Spirits in\nthe Material World<\/u>!” <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWithout\nThe Greater Truth, The Material World<\/u> Would Be Merely Composed\nOf Spooky Dark Shadows, And Monsters In Our Closets<\/u>! Yet,\neverything that exists can be observed attempting to relax and occupy\nthe lowest possible energy state while, paradoxically, still\nstruggling to maintain maximum entropy production. As if everything\nin the universe is indecisive and, Easily Distracted<\/u>! Futilely\nattempting to move simultaneously forward and backwards through time,\nor transform into everything and nothing including, Sparkly\nGyroscopic Christmas Tree Ornaments<\/u>, Sublime Lime Jello, And\nCrispy Cream Donuts<\/u>! Or, as if, when examined for overall\npatterns, everything merely confuses the issues of synergy and\nsuper-symmetry, local and nonlocal, past and future, context and\ncontent. This same, overall, “Global Confusion In The Big\nPicture<\/u>!” Can also be seen in some of the More Popular\nMetaphysical Models<\/u>, such as Adrian Bejan’s, “Constructal\nTheory<\/u>!" Reflecting how Academia’s Vehement\nRejection Of The Second Grammar Of English<\/u>, not to mention the\nPentagon attempting to classify and censor half of reality for the\nTea Party, by even throwing Galileo in the dungeon again, Has\nTransformed Academic Physics And Philosophy, Into A Joke In Bad\nTaste<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIf\nanything, Bejan himself is to be commended for his work, but Humor\nBeing Taboo<\/u>, and increasingly censored and classified, Is\nLiterally Threatening To Split People’s Sides<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n Tearing\nAcademia In Half While, Everyone Else Has To Decide Whether To Laugh,\nOr To Cry<\/u>! Forcing many to use the most elaborate abstract models\nimaginable, typically relying on Ancient Greek and Zen Ideas,\nClosely Resembling Vaudeville Stage And Theater Of The Mind<\/u>! In\norder for them to avoid anything remotely like real humor, and still\nmake progress. Again, as if They’re All The Seven Blind Men<\/u>,\npaid by Horatio himself to sell a bill of goods, making it especially\ncrucial to pay close attention to what’s missing from this\npicture, in any existing physical theories, and whatever the idiots\nfrequently avoid discussing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSuch\nas the fact that, time has already been documented as flowing\nbackwards on macroscopic scales and, much to the relief of the BBC,\nYet Inscrutable As Always<\/u>, The Chinese Government Has\nBanned The Use Of Time Travel<\/u>! That is, for use as a plot device\nin their mass media. Likewise, nobody is talking about “The\nQuantum Zeno Effect<\/u>”, despite it remaining easily\nobservable, in any lab. A Watched Pot Of Entangled Quanta Will\nNever Boyle<\/u>, or change in any way whatsoever! So long as, you\nkeep peeking at it at just the right moment… But, the space around\nit will still radiate virtual particles, similar to A Black Hole\nEvaporating<\/u>. Without ever changing in the slightest, entangled\nparticles still somehow manage to confuse the issue of super-symmetry\nand synergy, with their volume alone supporting a predictable\nadiabatic system. One that radiates energy, expressing both a quantum\neigenstate and virtual particles: Thoroughly Confusing The\nIdentity Of Any Sources, Of Energy And Information<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTheir\nodd behavior provides an additional Explanation For The Collapse<\/u>\nof the wave-function, and the Quantum Observer Effect, as the result\nof the observer themselves measurably becoming part of the greater\ncontext, The Big Picture<\/u>, which inevitably determines their\nmeasurable identity. Note, this means that Feynman Diagrams<\/u>\nwork by virtue of their reflecting The Analog Logic Of Nature<\/u>,\nwhich expresses a distinctive symmetry, or geometry and dynamics,\nwhere the greater context, Inevitably Determines The Identity Of\nIts Own Contents, Until The Two Become Humanly Indistinguishable<\/u>.\nSuggesting four overlapping rudimentary variations are possible in\nVR, using AI and Intuitionistic Mathematics.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBy\nentraining the operator and machine, similar to a high tech abacus or\nslide-rule, Feynman Diagrams<\/u> could become applicable across\nall scales and magnitudes. Without ever knowing what its doing, an AI\ncan mechanically read the entire geometry of the text, all 20,000\npages if you want, comparing it to an AI Clone<\/u> of the\noperator. The more subtle the operators sense of humor, the more\noften they will become aware of macroscopic quantum effects, and the\nexistence of the Collective Unconscious<\/u>. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\ncomplete geometry is tacky beyond all belief, and beyond all human\nimagination, making it easier to induce quantum effects in the brain.\nThe geometry obeys four modified Bayesian Probabilities, resembling\nhow the operator’s own conscious mind works, and encourages the\noperator to do all of the stochastic processing, confusing the issue\nof what is energy and information, and revealing, The Memory Of\nGod<\/u>! Whom none may look upon and remember in all his glory. Thus,\npromoting the observer’s own self-organization, or Lesser Truth<\/u>,\nby leveraging simple pattern matching, and the Quantum Observer\nEffect, to create an "Information Singularity" that relies\non pattern matching. In physics, likely shedding invaluable light\nupon how Relativity emerges from quantum mechanics and, a possible\ncure, for Male Impedance<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tGravity\nhas also been proposed as the ultimate cause of the collapse of the\nwave-function, and male impedance as well! However, thus far, the\nevidence suggests that this is merely an illusion of entanglement\nbeing: SO OUTRAGEOUSLY SENSITIVE<\/u>! Not to mention, so\nridiculously context dependent that, Even The Weakest Imaginable,\nGravitational Time Dilation, Can Appear To Make Doing The Time Warp\nImpossible<\/u>! Additionally, Explaining The Collapse Of All The\n"Wave-Action", And Premature Ejaculation<\/u>. When\nNobody Can Tell For Sure, Exactly What The Hell Is Going On<\/u>! And,\nYou Have To Ask Your Insurance Company, If You’re Covered. Suggesting\nInteresting Experiments…<\/u> Where, of course, the context is\ncarefully monitored and controlled, using strict faculty guidelines,\nin order to, Construct Elaborate Experimental Setups<\/u>!\nResembling Nested “Kachina Dolls<\/u>”, combined with\nthe children’s, Game Of “Mouse Trap<\/u>”, or\n"Around The World In 80 Days!" Which can even incorporate\nsuch things as “Time Crystals” And “Quantum\nPinwheels!<\/u>" But, Skip The Cheap LED lights<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEach\nExperiment Demonstrates A Closed System<\/u>, like academia itself,\nwhich accomplishes everything and nothing, yet, each manages to still\nconvey information, and radiate energy, about the volume of hot air,\nif nothing else! The lights are still on, but it remains debatable if\nanyone is home. Without a doubt, that might sound Trivial Beyond\nAll Belief<\/u>! And, merely a way to entertain Bored Students And\nFaculty<\/u> but, thanks to the truth being 125% efficient, even\nclosed systems like these will frequently produce surprising results,\nand: “Boldly Go, Where None Has Gone Before<\/u>!”\nIncluding, possibly shedding light on how researchers themselves can\nBecome Entangled<\/u> with the greater world all around them! Even,\nIn The Most Claustrophobic Laboratory<\/u>! It could very well be, The\nOnly Way To Find Out For Sure, Is To Conduct Careful Experiments<\/u>…\nAnd, Of Course, Scrupulously Document, The Smallest Of Details<\/u>.\n<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAdvanced\ntechnology, that could easily require another two or three decades to\ndevelop, could Entangle The Operator With A Computer, And The\nAppropriate Software, In VR But<\/u>: With Unpredictable Results<\/u>!\nLikewise, When Viewed In The Double-Slit Experiment<\/u>, both the\nincreased energy focused on one spot, when using a single slit, and\nthe increased information, when the photons are dispersed by two\nslits, can be described as Mysteriously Appearing Out Of Nowhere<\/u>!\nResembling the Cheshire Cat<\/u> jumping back and forth, as if,\nWaiting Around For Someone To Come Along<\/u>, And Play With His\nLaser Pointer<\/u>! He’s Got A Barbed Jedi Laser Pointer, With A\nHello Kitty Kyber Crystal In His Ornate Pearl Handle<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n <\/span><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDeveloping\nThe Darker Advanced AI Technology<\/u>, required for next generation\nTerminator Robots, iPhones, and Roombas, Over The Long Brutal\nWinter<\/u>! Poised At The Top Of The World<\/u>! Mad Scientists\nFrom Finland<\/u>! Have risked public condemnation, Eternal\nDamnation, And A Severe Scolding From Their Mothers<\/u>! And,\nAgainst All Conscience<\/u>! Not To Mention, The Laws Of Nature<\/u>!\nThese Particularly Contemptible, Loathsome, Researchers: Those Who\nShall Forever Remain Nameless<\/u>! Did willfully steal spare parts\ncarelessly left lying around and, heedless of their colleges repeated\ndire warnings and, Desperate Pleas For A Return To Sanity<\/u>!\nNevertheless, Bereft The Slightest Hesitation Or Remorse<\/u>! As\nIf Suddenly Possessed By Evil Spirits<\/u>! In A Whirlwind Fury<\/u>!\nThey Then Doggedly Proceeded To Assemble, The World’s First<\/u>:\nAutonomous Maxwell’s Demon<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUnleashing\nan unthinkable, unspeakable and, Truly Horrifying Epic Disaster<\/u>!\nUpon The Entire Planet! One capable of terrorizing all of humanity\nsenseless, night after night after night, For Untold Generations\nTo Come<\/u>! When, upon one, otherwise, disastrously-droll, dark and\nstormy night, from inside a hastily assembled, seldom frequented,\nSecret Laboratory<\/u>! That their landlord knew almost nothing\nabout, They Then Dared To Bring the Monster To Life! With\nElectricity<\/u>… By Flipping The Light Switch<\/u>! Their "Demon"\nis actually just a funky shaped but, otherwise, remarkably dull,\ninsignificant, and run-of-the-mill, humble copper transistor, like a\nfew trillion others that any lab tech could easily cobble together\nreal fast on any lab bench, and sell by the bucketful.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBut,\ninterestingly enough, these particular, “Steam Punk<\/u>”\nCopper Transistors, can sort through electrons according to their\ncharges, without expending any energy in the process. As if, when\nused in the right circuit their, Unusual, Rectangular Shape Alone<\/u>!\nCan Somehow Magically Convince Or, Otherwise, SOUNDLY INTIMIDATE<\/u>!\nNormally Unruly<\/u> electrons Into Getting Their Act Together<\/u>!\nAnd, becoming more productive for a change. Of course, they just Save\nEnergy<\/u>, and don’t produce free energy and, like the nightlight In\nA Dark Corner<\/u>, leverage their own Humble Efficiency<\/u> and\nelegant simplicity, to transform the, somewhat vague, vague, vague,\nrandom, behavior of electrons, into much more Explicitly\nSelf-contradictory Behavior<\/u>! Where the shadow becomes, but the\nmemory of the eternal light… (Duh<\/u>!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThese\nare the “Two Faces Of Janus<\/u>”, and the brain itself\nis organized in this same Fashion, Relying On Quantum Mechanics<\/u>,\nas the Default Mechanism<\/u>, in order to save energy when\ncoordinating the Drunkard’s Walk<\/u> they perform, in their\npattern matching dance. What is energy and what is information\nbecomes Entirely A Matter Of Opinion<\/u>! With the human mind and\nbrain already having proven to exchange roles, on their most\nfundamental, and profoundly mysterious, yet thoroughly documented,\nlevel of their organization, for routine maintenance purposes. Or,\nWhenever it Just So Happens To Be More Efficient<\/u>! Possibly\nexplaining the collapse of the wave-function, as reflecting the most\nefficient way they have left, to convey more energy and information\nthan the mere sum of their parts. Within the Kaotic-Order<\/u> of a\nFrank Zappa and Pee Wee Herman style, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, Funky-Monkey<\/u>,\nFreak-Brothers, Fabulous-Furry-Freakadelic-Fractured-Fairy-Tale\nUniverse! Such as, Hollywood And DC Commonly Promote<\/u>, DC Comic\nBooks That Is! Fortune Favors The Prepared Mind<\/u>! But, Chance\nFavors The Unprepared Mind: That Doesn’t Freeze Like A Deer\nCaught In The Headlights<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAccording\nto Instant Karma<\/u>, Disney films, and recent experiments with\nbacteria among other things, Due To Sex Technically Requiring Two\nConsenting Adults<\/u>, and still being an awkward subject among\nacademics to this day, apparently, Charles Darwin missed the point\nand: Survival Is All About Paying It Forward<\/u>! Just Ask Yo\nMama<\/u>! So, Cough Up Sucker<\/u>! Nature usually favors the\nability to socialize, over being the strongest or the fittest\nanti-social asshole around! With tiny kids having a huge advantage\nover anti-social assholes that, sometimes, can be downright magical!\nInspiring Many To Religiously Use Birth-Control<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tRandom\nevolution has progressively turned out to be Extremely\nPredictable<\/u>, just like quantum mechanics, with bacteria, for\nexample, ruthlessly enforcing among themselves that, Nobody Gets A\nFree Lunch<\/u>! Likewise, unless supported concentrically, Like\nThe Center Of A Tootsie Pop<\/u>, the weaker and more social among\nthem will predominate in a fight, leveling the playing field, and\nnormalizing life. Making Nightmare Scenarios, Such As A Perfect\nParasite, Impossible<\/u>! Yogi Bear Keeps Getting Caught Stealing\nPicnic Baskets! Additionally,<\/u> Explaining Why There Are So\nMany Damned Parasites<\/u>! Common tape worms, for example, have\nproven to confer longevity on their hosts, paying it forward, and not\njust along for a free meal and a ride.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDemonstrating\nhow, in evolution, synergy is more fundamental than entropy, yet the\ntwo average out in the everyday world, appearing to be more\ndeterministic, depending on their proximity, acceleration, and\nmagnitude. French researchers recently established that, although the\nworld around us appears to be causal, and deterministic, upon closer\nexamination even our macroscopic world can be documented as violating\ncausality in subtle ways, involving information. For nearly a\ncentury, people have speculated that our minds are somehow quantum\nmechanically connected to our environment but, only recently, has the\nfirst real body of evidence begun to emerge. Unfortunately, the\nportable equipment, capable of measuring quantum entanglement,\noutside of the lab, is only now starting to become commonplace, while\ngovernments everywhere have been rushing to classify everything, and\nbanning or restricting the export of any associated technology. In\none case, Legendary Native American Trackers<\/u> were recruited by\nthe military, volunteering to become snipers, and To Proudly Serve\nTheir Country<\/u>! Only to discover to everyone’s Surprise,\nThe Mojo Was Gone<\/u>! The Minute They Cut Their Hair Off<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nSnipers All Remained Trained Experts, Yet Had Inexplicably Lost Their\nAdvantage<\/u>. As If Someone Had Cut The Hair Off Of Samson\nHimself<\/u>! Trackers now commonly grow their hair long, making it\neasier to pick out snipers, in any crowd of marines. Bacteria have\nalso proven capable of leveraging quantum effects, or\n"Frumundercheeze<\/u>", and the resemblance to Breaking\nOff An Antenna<\/u>, or a microorganism losing its cilia, or yuckiness\nand creepiness, is unlikely to be merely a coincidence. Much more\nlikely, it represents a lost quantum mechanical connection with their\nenvironment, That Empowered Them To Make Unique Predictions<\/u>!\nOrganisms, Such As The Cells In Our Own Skin<\/u>, commonly use\nelectrical signals to communicate, and Women Have Long Claimed To\nBe More Intuitive Than Men<\/u> while, long hair remains more popular\namong women. Suggesting it may give them a slight but, Consistently\nMeasurable, Advantage<\/u>. Especially In More Natural Settings<\/u>!\nWhich is something that can tested, using female snipers, or Amazon\nWarriors, Assuming They Haven’t Already Cut Down The Entire Rain\nForest<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPragmatically\nspeaking, due to everything resembling both particles and waves, the\nentire universe is often analogous to an infinite number of: FM\nRadio Stations<\/u>! Constantly Broadcasting Everything Imaginable<\/u>!\nIncluding, Illegal, Pirate Stations<\/u>… Working To Establish\nVast New Networks, That They Can Distinguish From All The AI\nNetworks<\/u>! However, with the added complication that, thanks to\nRelativity, What Is Considered A Wave And What Is An Amplifier, Wavy\nGravy, A Valid Radio Station, Or An AI Terrorist Pirate Radio\nBroadcast<\/u>! Bouncing off the ionosphere several times, and lending\nentirely new meaning to Chinese Jingles<\/u>! Becomes an issue of\nwhich networks you currently use, and who might own the internet next\nwhile, according to Murphy’s Law, Charlie Chaplin, Monty\nPython, Fred Astaire, and Micheal Jackson: Moon-Walking Nonlinear\nTemporal Dynamics Rule The Universe<\/u>! (Run Away<\/u>!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDoing\nA Balancing Act Atop A Powerful Rolling Wave<\/u>, but one hidden just\nbeneath the surface, resembling a horizontal tornado or turbo, as if\nPaul Bunyan Were Playing Log Rolling Lumberjack<\/u>! Out On The\nOpen Ocean<\/u>, Rogue Waves Can Emerge Anywhere<\/u>! Approaching\n80 feet tall or better, They Can Travel For Hundreds Of Miles\nWithout Collapsing<\/u>! And, are an example of Standing Waves\nWhich, Ah, Stand Tall, All By Themselves<\/u>. Doing their own, More\nTwisted Yin-Yangy Push-Pull Dynamics<\/u>! Self-Organizing Soliton\nWaves Resemble An Infinity Symbol Standing Tall<\/u>! And, Are Wavy\nGravy Baby<\/u>! And, Come In Every Size, But A Severely Limited\nVariety And, Like A Fountain, Or A Statue, CAN SOMETIMES, APPEAR\nTO STAND VERY STILL<\/u>… Likewise, time itself has repeatedly\nProven To Be Neither Passive Nor Linear<\/u>: And, The Time Turns\nOut To Never Quite Be What Anyone Thinks It Is! Until that time rolls\nround again. Making Deliberately Juxtaposing<\/u> a wide variety of\nRudimentary Patterns<\/u>, for a clearer view of the Big\nPicture<\/u>, much more crucial than classic logic and physics\nsuggest. Cancer, for example, is not merely a genetic disease, but is\nalso related to how our genes Sometimes Adapt To The Local\nEnvironment<\/u>. Some genetic adaptations are Highly Advantageous<\/u>\nin one specific location, and a distinct disadvantage in another Or,\nEven, Flat-Out Deadly<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMore\nefficient for the specific job or, Inadvertently, Creatively\nDestructive<\/u>! As If They Were All Micro-Brain, Microscopic,\nKlingon Three Stooges<\/u>! Exactly how cancer prone an animal happens\nto be is also proportional to Their Size, And Temperature<\/u>!\nAlmost as if it were merely a complex Chemical Reaction Or, A\nVariety Of, Tiny Organic, Internal Combustion Engines<\/u>! But, ones\nwhich animate all living organisms and, sometimes, Run Amok<\/u>!\nRun Away<\/u>! The implication is that our immune system and\nreproductive systems are an extension of how every living organism,\nDoes A Drunkard’s Walk<\/u>. Expressing both phase\ntransitions and metamorphic effects, according to whichever happens\nto be more efficient in any given situation. Additionally, suggesting\nthat the two express a multifractal equation, that should reflect how\nour entire body and DNA are organized.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tNotably,\nresearchers are also Making Significant Progress<\/u> in\nunderstanding the immune system, and developing amazingly powerful\ncancer vaccines that, for the most part, can help to contain the\nchaos! Making it that much easier to deal with whatever arbitrary\ncases might still arise. It should be possible, for example, to\nvaccinate people moving to a foreign country, according to their DNA,\nto help prevent them from getting cancer, and there could be four\nuniversal vaccinations possible, that last longer and work better\nthan just using just one. Viruses themselves have turned out to be\ntiny chemical factories, that produce some of the Basic Chemistry<\/u>\nrequired for organic life as we know it. As if, they represent the\nboundary between life and death in more than one way, and cancer does\nas well. Their behavior strongly Implies Organic Life<\/u>\nleverages the inorganic, whenever its more efficient, and one without\nthe other is a contradiction, while the two must overlap in four\nrudimentary ways, and display how they become, more or less, Context\nDependent For Each Observer<\/u>. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMetaphorically\nSpeaking, The Hindu Goddess Kali<\/u> Dramatically Dances… All Of\nCreation And Destruction! In a, more or less, Super-Symmetrical\nFashion<\/u>, on her way to the Bathroom! With her six arms\nrepresenting six degrees of freedom In Her, Unbeatable, Bullshit\nKung Fu Stance<\/u>! While, the Skull Necklace<\/u> she normally\nwears should be composed of, Ah, Used Toilet Paper Rolls<\/u>! Of\ncourse, exactly how useful a metaphor that might be, ever, still\nremains debatable, and I’m working on finding other metaphors.\nAny suggestions, anything from even the Peanut Gallery<\/u>,\nanything anyone can possibly think of. Anywho<\/u>, our digestive\ntrack, for yet another example, intimately connects us to the Local\nFlora And Fauna In Unimaginable Variety And, Of Course, Keep\nDemanding Montezuma’s Revenge<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tApparently,\nsingle cell organisms are constantly asking themselves: Why Can’t\nWe All Just Get Along<\/u>? While, our elaborate immune and\nreproductive systems meet in the brain as, Yin and Yang! Implying its\ntotally pointless to ask who’s in charge around here, which waves,\namplifiers, or networks are running the show, exactly how long your\nhair grows, who just so happens to be the better dancer, Or Who\nThe Gets To Use The Damn Bathroom First<\/u>! And, Who Has The Damn\nToilet Paper<\/u>! Instead, The More Pointed Question Remains<\/u>:\nHow Do We Promote Harmony, In A Sea of Chaos<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEntanglement\nis arguably the most context dependent state of all, conveying only\nvague and self-contradictory contextual data, yet also expresses the\ngreatest possible synergy, increasing in strength factorially. Of\ncourse, according to just exactly how many particles become entangled\nin the whole affair. As if, Every Girl Has To Have Her Secrets<\/u>,\nand they’re all just really shy, and the less that anybody can\nknow about exactly what they’re all doing, The More They Can\nAccomplish<\/u>! Or, as if they were all stubborn men, who obstinately\nrefuse to ever talk about their personal feelings, much less work,\npreferring to simply bring home the bacon. Once again, it appears\nthat we are limited to merely trading information about them for\ngreater efficiency, of course, in paying it forward, to your\nlandlord, if no one else.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSuperposition<\/u>,\nis yet another highly context dependent state, where subatomic\nparticles always share the same properties, and sharing the same\nproperties among themselves, they become Indistinguishable<\/u>\nfrom any other expression of synergy. It’s possible, for\nexample, in the Double-Slit Experiment<\/u>, to get any kind of\nParticles<\/u> you might care to play with into Superposition<\/u>\nand, if you use more than two slits, it gets Even More Funky\nMonkey<\/u>! And, you can get more than just two particles into\nsuperposition, legally. However, Photons Are The Glaring Exception<\/u>\nand, no matter how many slits you use, you can only get two at a time\nin superposition. Their incredibly vague, vague, vague identity, as\ndescribed by Field Theory<\/u>, confuses the issue of\nsuper-symmetry and synergy again, just like the mass of the Higgs\nBoson<\/u> and, just like that of a black hole conflating the identity\nof it’s mass, charge, temperature, spin, and momentum.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tQuantum\nElectrodynamics Contradicts Itself<\/u>, suggesting there’s\nactually only one super-luminal electron in the universe, that just\ngets around Faster Than Light<\/u>! Theoretically, somehow, that’s\nsupposed to make sense, like any good “Roadrunner Cartoon<\/u>!”\nThis same blatant contradiction, implying reality is a cartoon,\nshould also account for it being the most Wildly Accurate Theory\nToday<\/u>! Suggesting a spectrum of the physical forces from the\nincredibly accurate, and explicitly self-contradictory cartoon, to\nthe incredibly vague and tautological, in the case of Thermodynamics\nAnd Dark Energy<\/u>. Supplying an equally simple explanation for the\n“Hierarchy Problem<\/u>”, of why the forces of nature\nappear to be so radically different in strength, yet nobody can tell\nfor sure, as reflecting the Two Faces of Janus<\/u>, and how\neverything expresses particle-wave duality as a spectrum, including\nany scales and magnitudes we might choose to examine.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAccuracy\nand Precision, Relativity and Quantum Mechanics, need must also\nexpress these same Two Faces of Janus, or particle-wave duality, that\neverything in the universe displays which, in turn, should Require\nVague Metaphoric Systems Logics<\/u>. In order for anyone to describe\nhow the two demonstrably transform into one another and,\nadditionally, how Quantum Mechanics Without Relativity Is a Complete\nOxymoron<\/u>. Electrons themselves are considered point particles,\nwith no real known size and little mass, but absorb and emit photons\nbetter than anything else, and obey the Pauli Exclusion Principle<\/u>\nwhere, despite their uber tiny size, only two at a time can occupy\nthe same orbit around an atom, and they can’t share the same\nfour identical quantum properties.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\nstark contrast, “Butterflies Are Free<\/u>!” And,\nPhotons are all believed to be vague ripples in fields, Enchanting,\nEnlightened, Ripply-Sparkly, Colorful Butterflies<\/u>! That multiply,\nflutter, and spread freely throughout the entire known universe!\nBringing The Gift Of Light To The Darkest Of Nights<\/u>! Any\nnumber of these billions, and billions, and billions, of Vague\nWavy Gravy Ripples<\/u>! Colorful Enlightened Butterflies<\/u>! Can\nshare the same properties and have no objection whatsoever to being\njammed together tightly, in large intimate groups that can mate, but\nits impossible to get more than two at a time in superposition. As If\nThey’re All Monogamous, and: Don’t Believe in Free\nLove<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMaking\nmore materialistic, and less idealistic, electrons with rest mass,\nthe opposite of photons, in almost every way, yet we apparently have\nno choice but to measure both at the same time, Playing Tom And\nJerry<\/u>. Quasi-Electrons have also been created in the lab,\ncomposed of what’s missing from this picture, and confirm that\nthey express the same properties as Normal Electrons<\/u>, assuming\nthere is such a thing! As if, attempting to confuse more idealistic\nphotons who, apparently, are not terribly picky about paying it\nforward, and take the easiest route possible. Collectively, these\nresults corroborate that electrons and photons should both Express\nThe Two Faces of Janus<\/u>! Indicating The Pauli Exclusion\nPrinciple<\/u> will eventually prove to conflate the identity of\nsuper-symmetry, geometry and dynamics, and: Get All Funky Monkey\nAgain<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nFour Forces of Nature should also turn out to express Four\nOverlapping states<\/u> of Matter and Energy, including additional\nQuasi-Forces<\/u> and Quasi-Dimensions<\/u>, capable of\nexplaining Dark Matter and Dark Energy, and resembling eigenstates\nand Virtual Particles, expressing a universal recursion in the\nprinciple of identity. Photons and electrons each display their own\ndistinctive, uniquely confusing, humble efficiency and elegant\nsimplicity, with their much preferred configuration being, Infinitely\nInflatable Indistinguishable Diversity, In Infinitely Insane\nInfantile Combinations<\/u>! Thus, ensuring that every context always\nhas a significant amount of content, or the two will transform into\none another, obeying four modified Bayesian probabilities, Blurring\nInto One<\/u>… <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tElectrons\ntypically form a Fermi Fluid, That Drips, While Photons Prefer To\nDonate Plasma<\/u>. As if, they’re the quintessential quantum\nmechanical versions of a liquid and a Gas, Condensing, Like\nCondensed Milk, And Evaporating<\/u> in every way imaginable or, as\nif, the Big Bang, and everything else: Is The Result Of God\nConstantly Farting<\/u>! Implying Boyle’s Law<\/u>, in\nparticular, also needs to be reformulated as systems logic, which can\nexpress both phase transitions and metamorphic effects, and can\nexplain E=MC(2)<\/u> in more organic terms, such as farting.\nContexts which, most assuredly, are incredibly vague, vague, vague,\nand require a Rectal Thermometer<\/u>, so you can at least measure\nthe temperature. Proving that, in Thermodynamics, information is more\nfundamental than energy, requiring an entirely new formulation of\nInformation Theory<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tCollating\nthe data for a wide variety of particles, for both Superposition and\nthe Pauli Exclusion Principle, should therefore reveal the\nfundamental particles, of normal matter, collectively express a\ndistinctive Fractal Dragon<\/u> pattern, and Bosons, such as\nPhotons, should express a more humble wave-like Mandelbrot<\/u>\npattern. An experiment just revealed that, contrary to the current\nprevailing opinion, Bosons sometimes behave like Fermions, which make\nup normal matter, or Hadrons. By elaborating on the Fractal Dragon,\nit should therefore be possible to expand upon the more subtle\nMandelbrot. Similarly, having no real sense of humor themselves,\ngovernments have been rushing to classify and censor, anything\nremotely like mathematical and physical comedy. Compelling anyone\nworking in the public domain, to climb out further on a limb, for\nover half a century, while they erect their enormous house of cards.\nAttempting to censor half of reality, while daring anyone to knock it\ndown!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWater\nhas been called the “Yin-Yang” molecule and should\nprovide additional unique insights into how the Fractal Dragon\nmanifests, across any scales and magnitudes, producing the equally\nenormous variety of distinctive states of matter, which have yet to\nall be classified. The cyclones on Jupiter display a similar pattern,\nof a six and five fold multifractal equation, with the south pole\nsurrounded by a pentagonal formation, and the north pole a hexagon.\nThe two patterns can be thought of as an emergent effect, of Jupiter\nbeing so large that it radiates more energy than it collects.\nPossibly shedding light on how geometry and dynamics progressively\nexchange identities, with experiments indicating that, at extreme\npressures, water becomes a solid ice, a metallic conductor of\nhydrogen ions. Some like it hot, some like it cold, but water really\nlikes to go with the flow, even in the most extreme situations! Yet,\nthe more extreme the heat and pressure becomes, the more clearly it\ndisplays the Two Faces of Janus, as both a solid and a liquid while,\nat colder temperatures and lower pressures, there are at least seven\nknown types of ice, with the behavior of water exhibiting its own\nparticle-wave spectrum. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTheoretically,\nthe combined multifractal composed of Fermions and Bosons, can\nsubsequently be used to reconcile Relativity and quantum mechanics,\nand explain Dark Energy and Dark Matter, by expanding on the Standard\nTheory. However, in order For Mere Lowly Mortals<\/u>, Such As\nOurselves, To Even Begin To Dream<\/u> of Ever Truly Coming To\nAppreciate, some of the more Divinely Inspired Depths<\/u>, out of\nbillions, and billions, and billions of, deeper still, Profoundly\nDeep, Deepest Of All Do-Do Depths<\/u>! And, As Yet<\/u>, Unplumbed,\nFathomless Depths<\/u>! Beyond, All Human Imagination<\/u>! Requires\nThe Fine Art of Anarchistic Facilitation<\/u>! When the light bulb\ncomes on, and you can see that the Big Picture<\/u> actually has a\npattern, of sorts…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAll\nOf This, Stubbornly Persistent, Salaciously Profound Confusion<\/u>,\nAnd Widespread Panic In The Streets<\/u>! Over simple symmetry, that’s\nsometimes just in bad taste, should eventually Substantiate And\nTransubstantiate Specific Emergent Effects<\/u>! Produced by a giant\nblack hole and, ultimately, can be attributed to its synergy, mass,\nand centrifugal force. As if, all black holes represent one and the\nsame Bottomless Pit<\/u>! Which could possibly form a Magical\nRabbit Hole<\/u> leading to Wonderland, Or Just To More Crap<\/u>,\nbut nobody can tell for sure, and it could also be a heat pump, or: A\nComposting Toilet, Explaining God’s Farts<\/u>! Worse still, possibly,\nThe Highway To Hell, For All Anyone Can Tell<\/u>! A Magical\nSpinning Vortex, Beyond The Outer Limits of Human Imagination<\/u>!\nWhere scales and magnitudes frequently overlap, exchanging\nidentities, During The Commercial Break<\/u>, while introducing\nsurprising emergent effects into the plot, and enforcing a confusing,\n“Goldilocks Principle of Murphy’s Law<\/u>”, or\nparticle-wave duality, Somewhere, In The Twilight Zone<\/u>… <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAny\nmetaphysical extreme will produce their opposite with, for example,\nour two best metaphysical theories, Newtonian Mechanics and\nRelativity, expressing their own particle-wave duality as a spectrum.\nRanging from the incredibly Vague, Vague, Vague, Vaguely\nTautological, To The Blatantly Self-Contradictory, And Laughable<\/u>.\nAmong other things, making it possible to physically model, how it\nyet remains impossible, to ever measure a perfectly straight line, or\na perfect circle. Explaining, Why Parallel Lines Always Converge\nMathematically<\/u>! Slight ionic temperature and charge differentials\nhave proven to be instrumental, causing the inner solar system to\nrotate much slower than the outer planets and, also, likely explains\nthe electromagnetic torus surrounding giant black holes and, other,\nmore widely established observations. Astronomers Tend To Be\nRomantics, And Prefer To Dream Big<\/u>: Even When It Comes To The\nSlightest Electrical Charges<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nfirst photograph of entangled particles shows Two Opposed\nBrush-Stroke Arcs<\/u>, forming a “Cat’s Eye<\/u>”\nor a “Human Eye<\/u>” shape, resembling an Egyptian\nHieroglyph.<\/u> Where a context without any significant content is a\ncomplete oxymoron, as it becomes increasingly difficult to\ndistinguish between what is spacetime, and what are the two particles\nyet, they still retain the distinct possibility of their image\nrepresenting: Two Ruggedly Independent Particles<\/u>! That have no\nknown particular shape and, simultaneously, may also exist everywhere\nuntil measured, yet, if you entangle two within a finite volume of\nspace, they start to resemble Tom And Jerry, Running In Elliptical\nCircles<\/u>! Of Course, At The Speed Of Light<\/u>! Giving Even\nThe Road Runner, A Run For His Money<\/u>! Whether Entangled Or Not,\nWhether Independent Or Not, They Resemble A Cartoon Again, Or Static\nOn Your TV! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSignificantly,\nthe striking eye-shape of the image begs the additional question, of\nwhether the observer is staring back at themselves or, whether The\nCheshire Cat Is Real<\/u>! Similarly, on Star Trek, "The Next\nGeneration", the character Q never describes Karma as his one\nlimitation yet, He Will Occasionally Flash Mischievous Grins<\/u>!\nRevealing the truth that he is only pretending to be upset, while the\nCheshire Cat Never Stops Grinning, in order to hide the truth better,\nwith only the usual twinkle in his eye giving away his true identity,\nas part of the Collective Unconscious. Making any Photographs Of\nEntanglement<\/u> vague, vague, vague metaphorical images, as much as,\nthey are real and, at that, images hinting at how time itself can be\nconsidered, simultaneously, real and imaginary.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tImplying\na Singularity, where the observer themselves ultimately remains the\nkey to understanding quantum mechanics better. We could very well see\nsomething similar, with the upcoming LISA Gravity Wave Telescope<\/u>,\npeering all the way back to the Big Bang. An extensive survey, for\nsimilar vague metaphorical results, should eventually reveal a\nparadoxical version of, “The Story of Goldilocks<\/u>”,\nwhile I’m dying to hear the end of the story myself. For its\npart, a black hole dramatically wraps spacetime around itself like a\nTwisted Blanket<\/u>, and has both spin and centrifugal force,\nwhile Centrifugal Force<\/u> appears to be almost a bonafide force,\nbut not quite, and has been linked to the mass of the proton,\nimplying it can be thought of as a, “Quasi-Force<\/u>”,\nNot The Real Deal, Like On Star Wars But, Another Clear Way To\nMeasure The Truth Itself As Being 125% Efficient, Thus, Lending\nEntirely New Meaning To "Just Right!<\/u>"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tA\nproton’s internal quarks move at the speed of light, yet its\nshape is elliptical, and not a perfect circle, suggesting again that\ncentrifugal force and spin confuse the issue of super-symmetry,\nvarying across vast scales and magnitudes. And, They Really Mean\nIt This Time<\/u>! With protons appearing to have both external\ninteger spin, and internal centrifugal force, or internal issues,\nresembling a black hole, with both being considered practically\nimmortal, and possessing two event horizons. As if everything is\nultimately composed of “Quantum Gyroscopes<\/u>”, while\nour galaxy consists of two counter-rotating disks, surrounding a\ngiant black hole. Implying everything resembles an, Elliptical\nGyroscope And Funky Plasma Lamp, Complete With LEDs<\/u>! The other\nside of the Big Bang could turn out to be a counter-rotating\nanti-matter version of our own universe, Lit Up Like a Christmas\nTree Ornament<\/u>! The ellipse would be tiny, like the earth’s orbit,\nand you’d never notice the two universes wobbling like giant\ntops, around the Big Bang! Certainly not in four dimensions and, in\nfact, spacetime has turned out to be much flatter than General\nRelativity can account for. Apparently: Gyroscopic Relativistic\nSpacetime Can Do The Watusi, Heating Up As You Accelerate<\/u>!\nTripping The Light Fantastic<\/u>! Showing The Luminescent\nAether How Its Done<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nAlong with the Navier-Stokes Equations For Our Turbulent Times<\/u>,\nBar Room Brawls Not Included<\/u>, All Of These More Ostentatious\nSpinning Tops, Plasma Lamps, And Shiny Christmas Tree Ornaments<\/u>!\nArbitrarily spinning, colliding, and dancing all around the universe,\nat relativistic speeds, while Flying Away Towards The Nearest\nExit<\/u>! May play a key role in determining, just exactly, how its\npossible to distinguish between mass and energy, gravity and inertia,\nKinetic Energy And Radiant Heat, Democrats And Republicans<\/u>!\nBut, more importantly, in determining how the principle of identity,\nProgressively Vanishes Down The Nearest Convenient Rabbit Hole, Or\nPublic Toilet, Of Your Personal Preference<\/u>… on any given\noccasion. “Predator-Prey Statistics<\/u>", from\nevolutionary biology, Some Gotta Win, Some Gotta Lose, Some Days\nYou Get The Bear And, Some Days<\/u>: Yogi Bear And Boo-Boo Get The\nBetter Of You<\/u>! Have unexpectedly proven effective for modeling\nSmall Vortexes, Tiny Mobile Whirligigs<\/u> In Plasma Physics, and\ncould reflect how any comprehensive models for matter and energy must\nInclude Vaguely, Vaguely, Vaguely, Ah, Organic Elements, As Well\nAs, Much More Explicitly Mechanical Ones<\/u>. Suggesting that, using\nsystems logics to invert their mechanics and organics or, Doing\nThe Funky Monkey, The Bump, And The Time Warp Again<\/u>! Its\nPossible To Glean Exciting New Insights<\/u>! Into, Generation\nAfter Generation, Of Generic Gentile Gyroscopic Gravitational\nGyrations, Dancing Delightfully Between Invisible Moonbeams, As Well\nAs, Plato’s Harmony Of The Spheres<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tClassic\nChaos Theory<\/u> applies to macroscopic systems, and was originally\nsuccessful in demonstrating that its possible to measure how chaos\nemerges from order, only to recently establish that, Surprise<\/u>!\nOrder inevitably emerges from chaos, Rather Quickly At That<\/u>!\nThe latest experiment has indicated that protons are maximally\nentangled, meaning Their Thermodynamics Resemble A Black Hole<\/u>,\nor your checkbook. Corroborating all of the other Absolutely\nRidiculous<\/u>! Physical, linguistic, and mathematical evidence,\nstill piling up after more than a century! Into what is, undeniably,\nA Rather Intimidating Mountain of The Most Damning\nInstitutionalized Crap Imaginable<\/u>! All of which has progressively\nindicated, that what modern science is now confronting, In No\nUncertain Terms<\/u>! Is a universal recursion in the principle of\nidentity and, Soon Enough<\/u>! Nothing Will Ever Be The Same\nAgain<\/u>! Considering the state of the world today, we can all\nsafely assume, that’s a step in the right direction. Now, where\ndid that Pinkie go<\/u>…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\nanother experiment, related to quantum computing, the results have\nsuggested this same conclusion that: Spin Is Funda-Mental<\/u>!\nAnd, Loopy Temporal Dynamics Might Rule The Day<\/u>! With their\nexperimental results indicating that quantum computers can be made\nMuch More Robust<\/u>, if they’re designed to favor the spin\nof particles. Weebles Wobble, But They Don’t Fall Down<\/u>!\nLikewise, recent measurements of Muon Precession Rates<\/u>, have\nindicated that their wobbly spin could possibly involve a fifth force\nof nature. Which should turn out to be spacetime itself imposing a\nquasi geometric effect, one that’s just barely measurable, but can’t\nbe clearly distinguished from a force. Similar, to how gravity\nmanifests on macroscopic scales, as both a force and rubber sheets,\nleaving it up to the observer to decide what is a force or a\ngeometric effect. While, supporting both views, to varying degrees,\nover vast scales and magnitudes, and repeating the same basic\npatterns.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tGravity\npulling us down on our ass, appears to be a rather straight forward\napplication of force, that doesn’t involve any Rubber Sheets And\nLubricants<\/u>! Just as a circle can, theoretically, be composed of\nan infinite number of Infinitely Tiny Straight Lines<\/u>! Whether\nyou view something as a force or a geometric effect, appears to\nlargely depend on your mass, proximity, and acceleration. Neither\nspace nor time alone makes any damn sense without the other, ensuring\nthe two exclude any metaphysical extremes. As a result, both circles\nand straight lines have their quantum limits, which should prove to\nbe the same as our mortal fallibility. Other researchers have used\nthe equivalent of “Quantum Shock Absorbers<\/u>”, to\nsuccessfully isolate individual atoms, from thermal and acoustic\nnoise, and it could be that a combination of quantum and classical\napproaches are required, For The Best Performance In Any Dance<\/u>!\nWith classic logic being more efficient 1\/4 of the time, and quantum\nsystems Up To 125% Efficient<\/u>, and incredibly vague about just\nexactly how they manage that… Neuromorphic Reservoir Computers<\/u>\ncan handle both simultaneously, and you can claim its all, “Movie\nMagic<\/u>”, and nobody will ever be able to prove you wrong.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBoth\nexperiments imply that Phonons<\/u>, or quanta of sound and heat,\nmay also play a significant role and hint that, within the Timeless\nHarmony of The Spheres, Might, Just Possibly be, Incredibly Faint,\nFaint, Faint, Yet Faintest Of All, Darkest Of All Known Dark Shadows<\/u>:\nDark Energy<\/u>! Which could represent Anti-Gravity<\/u>! Or,\nwhat half the world knows as, “The Great Void<\/u>”,\nfrom whence all the myriad good things doth spring forth. Including,\nThe Graceful Lilting Silences<\/u>! Reaching All The Way Out To\nInfinity, To Eternity And Beyond All Human Imagination<\/u>! Way\nFar Out<\/u>… Far, Far, Removed From The Petty Measurements, And\nEveryday Mundane Concerns, Of Any Of The Existing Galaxies<\/u>!\nContent to just sprawl out all over the place, Cloaking And\nSmothering The Seemingly Endless<\/u>, astronomically long and empty,\nCold And Lonely Nights<\/u>! Night After Night After Night After\nNight<\/u>! Suspended between the ever so soft notes of, The\nMajestic, Effervescent, Providential And Divine<\/u>,\npanoramic-sweeping, all-encompassing, Heavenly Glory<\/u>, of the\nsparkly-glittery Galactic Super-Clusters, Illuminating the Entire\nVisible Universe<\/u>! Or, accompanying a joke that leaves everyone\nspeechless… <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDark\nMatter<\/u> interacts weakly with ordinary matter, and seems to move\nin odd ways, like Mercury<\/u>, or a Hydraulic Fluid<\/u>,\nclustering around Black Holes<\/u> and outside galaxies. Implying\nit may respond differently to Dark Energy<\/u>. Trading some of its\nability to interact with normal matter, for the ability to interact\nwith Dark Energy<\/u>, almost as if it were composed of\n“Ectoplasm<\/u>!" Likewise, the rotation of the Spiral\nGalaxies<\/u> may not obey Newton’s Laws of Motion either, and\nappear to possibly obey Morphogenic Fields<\/u>, or involve complex\nThermodynamics, thoroughly confusing the identity of what is a\ndimension, just like fuzzy logic. Yet, What All Of These More Ghostly\nTitillating Quasi-Organic Topologies<\/u>, And More Heated\nGenuflecting Gesticulating Gynormous Grandiose Gaudy Grinding\nGlittery Glow-In-The-Dark Generic Gyroscopic Gentile Christmas Tree\nOrnaments, Funky Plasma Lamps, Hydraulic Fluids, Quick Silver, And\nEven Weirder Ectoplasm<\/u>… Would All Collectively Suggest! Is that\nthe more extreme, and Hardcore<\/u>, any extreme hardcore scale or\nmagnitude, The More Self-Contradictory And Incredibly Vague,\nVague, Vague, Vague, And Wishy-Washy, Metaphorical, Or Flat Out\nImpossible To Believe<\/u>… Everything Becomes, Sometimes, All At\nOnce!<\/u> Very much like Politicians! And, similarly, all too\nfrequently painfully so, for each and every observer, including\nanyone unfortunate enough to be left behind in the, Cosmology\nDepartment Peanut Gallery<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThink\nVan Goethe’s “Starry, Starry, Night<\/u>”,\nre-interpreted for The Worst Possible Saturday Morning Cartoons\nImaginable<\/u>! At Superluminal Speeds<\/u>, besides Tachyons\npossibly being indistinguishable from Virtual Particles, that will\nmelt out your eyes as you disintegrate, time and distance themselves\nsimply no longer exist, while a black hole resembles a toilet, a heat\npump, a plasma lamp, Or, Even A Giant Dyson Vacuum Swallowing A\nDyson Sphere<\/u>! And, a really weird rabbit hole leading to\nWonderland, Where We Can All Give Birth to Yertle-the-Turtle’s\nBaby Universe<\/u>! On The Freeway Of Love, Driving Through The\nTunnel of Love<\/u>! Implying Black Holes are somehow both imaginary,\nor metaphorical objects, that also happen to be real objects and,\nsimilar to a shadow, can sometimes depend on the observer, to ensure\nthey have any meaningful content whatsoever, while the same can be\nsaid to be true for the universe as a whole, including ourselves. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTo\nparaphrase the great Sherlock Holmes, “Once you have\neliminated the impossible, whatever remains, can only be highly\nimprobable<\/u>!” Whenever nobody is looking, the rest of the\nuniverse may as well not exist, as far as our minds and measuring\ninstruments are concerned but, every context requiring a significant\namount of content, ensures that everything must still appear to make\nsome sort of sense, whenever we choose to peek at the rest of the\nuniverse again. Which is always ever so much greater than\nimagination, or Far Worse Than Any Had Dared To Fear<\/u>!\nElucidating, how nature can be described as not merely random, or\nelegant but, also, humorous and embodying novelty itself, and our own\nendless capacity for curiosity and wonder. Sometimes, expressing what\nhippies, and countless others, like to call, “Sparkle<\/u>”.\n(Ooooh, Shiny<\/u>!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWe\nappear to inhabit a Magical Fairy Tale Goldilocks Universe, Within\nA Singularity<\/u>, expressing the Two Faces of Janus in everything,\nwhich I consider extremely novel myself, if not particularly all\nthat, Enchantingly Bubbly And Sparkly<\/u>! Nevertheless, leaving a\ntheory of everything, as the only way to ultimately reconcile the\nrather large number of vague and contradictory observations, coming\nfrom both physics and astronomy. Of course, by scrupulously examining\nthe Big Picture! Upon occasion, In Excruciating Detail<\/u>…\nBeing a married man himself, Socrates advised, “Know\nThyself, There’s No Shame In It<\/u>!" And, remember, classic\nlogic Being Exclusive, Doesn’t Always Promote Happy Unions<\/u>.\nOnly by carefully documenting how the two grammars of English\nactually work, does it become possible for us to, Expand Upon The\nLaws of Thought<\/u>! In Plain English Anyway! Classic logic simply\ncannot describe humor, self-organizing systems, Novelty, Sparkle,\nOr The "Big Picture<\/u>!" Perhaps to no one’s\nsurprise, The Widely Accepted Laws of Thought Are A Few Thousand\nYears Out Of Date<\/u>! While, in my opinion, they should include\nsomething about using a stupid dictionary and, of course: How To\nShare Your Words And Play Nice Dammit<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnywho,\nin contrast, the simplest default topology, A Doughnut Hole\nWithout The Donuts<\/u>, fits the current observations, If They\nMake Strong Enough Coffee<\/u>! And, is more syntropic, or fatalistic,\nappearing to require at least four dimensions to account for geometry\nalone. Inside, what could possibly be, a universe sized Borg Cube<\/u>!\nWhich Einstein compared to a “Flawless Jewel<\/u>” but,\ncan also be compared to a “Gumby Blockhead<\/u>”, if\nyou believe in “Cosmic Consciousness<\/u>”, and is\ncommonly referred to as a “Monoblock Universe<\/u>”,\nmore frequently compared to Legos. One World, One Monoblock Lego\nGumby Borg Blockhead, Seven Of Nine, Sublime Perfection Of Alpha And\nOmega And, Cosmic Cubic Collective Consciousness<\/u>! Such a complex,\n“Alpha Gauge Configuration<\/u>”, can often be seen on\nthe Star Trek Voyager series and, again, strongly suggests that,\nSeven Out Of Nine Dental Fairies Recommend That, With Proper Care<\/u>:\nSix Inches Can Be Equal To A Foot<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAdditionally,\nrequiring something along the lines of a Quasi-Fifth Dimension,\nEmanating From Somewhere In The Age Of Aquarius<\/u>! A\nQuasi-Force, Coming From A Hidden Rebel Base<\/u>! Temporarily\nLocated Somewhere In The Florida Swamps<\/u>, and the quantum\nwave-function, coming from Schrodinger’s Cat, Coughing Up\nHair-Balls<\/u>! Or, whatever the hell’s missing from this\npicture, and is a common way for beginners to learn to recognize the\nmore inclusive and symmetrical perspective of eight dimensions, in a\nsingularity. With its most rudimentary model being that of a\nsuper-efficient toilet, which can be used to model phenomena such as\nsuperconductivity, superfluidity, and Bose-Einstein Condensates. And,\nshould form a torus, obeying modified Bayesian Probabilities,\nsuggesting 3D topological room temperature superconductors are\npossible, and similar Disturbingly Disruptive Technology, such as\nanti-gravity devices, as all requiring the universal geometry of\nparticle-wave duality. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhich,\nmakes even less sense, unless you happen to be particularly fond of\nbullseye targets, squishy marshmallows, blobs, and spherical-cubes\nbut, somehow, still indicates that it should be possible to\nestablish, once and for all that, If You Have Too Much Time On\nYour Hands, There Ain’t No Rhyme For Oranges<\/u>! Anywho,\nregardless of whatever kind of miserable overall physical shape, our\nlowbrow fairy tale universe, just so happens to be in, which many\nhave suggested more closely resembles God Farting<\/u>! Or, An\nExploding Pile Of Hot Shit<\/u>! Nonetheless, as the vast\nMindbogglingly Gynormous Gyrating Multitude<\/u> of giant black\nholes, quasars, galaxies, and super-clusters have all consolidated,\nand their rotation and arrangements have, ever so painstakingly and\nfastidiously, Slowly And Pitifully<\/u>, attempted to stabilize\nover the eons: Dark Energy Seems To Be Pushing Everything Apart\nFaster<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tImplying\nthe “Anti-Gravity<\/u>” of Dark Energy is the Initial\nCreative Impetus Or, Tinnie-Tiny Tender Spark, That Ignited The Big\nBang<\/u>! What some Tribes call, "The Spark Within, Which Can\nNever Die<\/u>!" Responsible, among other things, for extreme\nflatulence. Still expanding to this day, and may yet remain the\nultimate source of gravity, created by confining the energy of\nanti-gravity locally, inside the mass of rotating particles and\nspinning black holes. As they rapidly condensed out of the Hot\nSticky Quark Gluon Soup, Served On Deep Space Nine<\/u>! Which\noriginated in the early universe, in a low rent galaxy, Where They\nGot It Dirt Cheap<\/u>, but it required remodeling, and extensive\nventilation duct work alone, to eliminate the lingering smell of\nburnt fur.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nsheer diversity of all these observations, including those for the\nindividual masses of other particles, collectively suggests that,\nsimilar to electrical charges, Gravity And Anti-Gravity<\/u> could\npossibly both cooperate and compete with one another, in a variety of\ncomplex ways, over vast scales and magnitudes. Enigmatically, Taoists\nlike to say, “Gravity Is The Source Of Lightness!<\/u>”\nOr, "Fart And Be Happy<\/u>!" To this day, the Chinese\nstill swear the ancients sometimes flew through the air, sitting on\ntiny clouds, while people would commonly hike on a particular\nmountain, just to watch them. As if, they were all bird watching,\nwhile holding their noses! Believe it or not, I’ve come across\nat least two people, who swear they’ve seen someone levitate a\nfew feet off the floor and, assuming Dark Energy<\/u> can be\nconsidered the origin of the Big Bang, it should make Anti-Gravity\ndevices possible. God alone can have his cake and eat it too! With\nhis farts smelling like roses if he wants, but a little technology\ngoes a long way for the rest of us! Theoretically, technology along\nthe same lines of James Blish’s resonant, “Spin\nDizzies<\/u>!" In his classic science fiction novel, “Cities\nin Flight<\/u>!” However, if Tokyo flies through the air,\nspinning like a top with a dynamo hum, you know damned well Godzilla\ncan’t be far behind, and: Anti-Gravity, Must Come At A\nPrice<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tInformation\nitself should commonly display additional unrecognized relativistic\neffects which, due to their particle-wave duality, Need Must\nInevitably, And Quite Abruptly<\/u>, Transform Into A Singularity<\/u>!\nExpressing both humorous and magical appearing results. The common\nHallucination Of “Casper the Ghost<\/u>” style cartoon\nfigures, laughing inside a numeral zero on a touch pad or whatever,\nis a simple example I cover again in a later chapter, while our\nRainbow Warrior Poetry<\/u> is a much more complex one. However,\nthey both express noteworthy extremes of humble efficiency and\nelegant simplicity, which can produce surprising emergent quantum\neffects, that beg the question as to what is reality. The “Casper\nthe Ghost” style figures, are classic representations of the\nhumor of the Collective Unconscious<\/u>, while their Compelling\nLaughter Confuses People, Because Its The Sparkling Laughter Of Small\nChildren<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhich\nis increasingly rare in our modern world, and less infectious, but no\nless compelling. No matter how often we might deny it, the truth is\nalways more attractive and efficient, But, The Occasional White\nLie Can Still Save Your Life<\/u>! Or, At Least, Your Sanity<\/u>!\nSchrodinger’s Cat was merely isolated inside a box, but efficiency,\nsuper-symmetry, and the principle of identity appear to be the more\npointed issues. The greater the humble efficiency and elegant\nsimplicity, that any energy and information might clearly convey,\nupon any given occasion, the more self-contradictory and incredibly\nvague, vague, vague, or metaphorical, any other information about\nthem becomes.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMusic\nTheory Is A Particularly Apt Example<\/u>, which can be used to\ndescribe Information Theory as a self-organizing system; explaining\nhow grammar is related to the proximity of syntax in the brain, how\nthe brain categorizes everything and, additionally, how academic\nlinguists like Noam Chomsky have systematically butchered natural\nlanguage! By merely emphasizing the silences between the notes, as\ncapable of illiciting any emotion, such as suspense, Music Theory can\ndescribe even simple songs, like “Twinkle, Twinkle Little\nStar<\/u>” and “Lullaby<\/u>”, as presenting\nmodest examples of humble efficiency and elegant simplicity. These\ntwo particular songs form a circle that repeats, with each imposing\ntheir own distinctive, "Sub-Types<\/u>" of emotional\ngravity and inertia which, to go along with all of their drama,\nDemand A Peanut Gallery<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHinting\nthat, in a universal recursion, music can be considered a universal\npattern matching language, and another expression of how the greater\ntruth organizes everything, across vast scales and magnitudes. For\nexample, abstract language can sometimes become indistinguishable\nfrom Jazz<\/u>. Language, mathematics, music, and aesthetics, all\nuse the same parts of the brain, pointedly suggesting, as do the\nforces of nature themselves, that they express their own\nparticle-wave duality and spectrum, or intrinsic geometry. Plato’s\n“Harmony of the Spheres”<\/u>, must also express\nparticle-wave duality, and prove to be every bit as humorous as it is\nelegant, demonstrating how balance is restored, whenever harmony is\nlost. Virtually every classical music score obeys some sort a\ndramatic variation on a Fractal Dragon <\/u>equation, with\nBeethoven’s Work<\/u> being one of the more obvious examples, of a\nmuch more logical and orderly, assertive recursive five fold Fractal\nDragon pattern, which is capable of also producing equally humorous\nones, that more closely resemble a four fold Mandelbrot. How humble\nand infantile their overall geometry becomes, is a measure of how\nanything can reflect particle-wave duality, and the universal\ngeometry of the Singularity.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEarly\nin his career, Stevie Wonder<\/u> became famous for his harmonica\nplaying, due his ability to make you Swear<\/u> you can hear\nadditional notes, between the actual notes he’s playing. The\nsame as all the anomalous particle results in physics, or Jerry\nGarcia’s Guitar<\/u> if you’re a Dead-Head, or Just\nTripping, Like The Do-Dah Man<\/u>! These particular observations are\nlow in entropy, with their pervasive existence indicating: Goldilocks\nSimply Can’t Lie Convincingly Anymore<\/u>! And, 42 really is as\ngood as it gets. Physicists like to joke, “It’s\nTurtles All the Way Down Baby<\/u>!” And, of course, Newtonian\nMechanics imply they could all very well be right, while songs like\nTwinkle, Twinkle Little Star<\/u> can be used for a horror movie\nsoundtrack, as well as, to put a baby to sleep. Their extreme context\ndependency supplies an equally simple explanation for why\nprofessional comedians still commonly complain, to this very day,\nthat they can’t tell how a joke will go over from one audience\nto the next. And, For Six Inches To Be Equal To A Foot, It Helps\nTo Have Perfect Timing In Your Delivery<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSuch\ncommonplace observations, provide an additional plausible\nexplanation, for how our own emotions can sometimes be considered\nsimultaneously vague and explicit, and how “The Monster\nGroup<\/u>”, in theories such as E8, display their own\nidiosyncratic relativistic contextual effects, that border on\nspiritual experiences. Apparently, inducing pattern matching, by\nconflating the identity of language and mathematics, due to their\nspecific “Metaphoric Logic<\/u>”. Or, the humble\nefficiency and elegant simplicity, expressed within the complexity of\ntheir symmetry, causing them to start to resemble Pi or,\nembarrassingly, A Naked Singularity<\/u>! Where a context without\nany significant content is a complete oxymoron, and: Your Mind And\nBrain Simply Refuse To Go There<\/u>! Hinting that its possible to\nEnhance The Effect<\/u> for mathematicians, by putting theories\nlike E8 to music, and testing them for use as, Meditation and\nHypnosis Aids<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSeven,\nOut Of Possibly Nine<\/u>, distinct stages of consciousness have\nalready been documented, in Sensory Deprivation Experiments<\/u>,\nincluding one that resembles A Cartoon<\/u>, with the final stage\nbeing: Identical To A Screen Saver<\/u>! Composed of a nonstop\nparade of perfectly symmetrical geometric objects, That Only Bill\nGates Could Ever Consider A Work Of Art<\/u>! Quite possibly, theories\nlike E8 could provide crucial insight, into how to use screen savers\nto exercise your neurons, massage, and reboot your brain, while\nstimulating the old creatives juices! Of course, Using Microsoft\nOffice Programs<\/u>! Which I Cover In Juicy Detail As I Go Along<\/u>!\nQuite Simply, By Connecting The Dots<\/u>! Between logic and humor,\ngeometry and dynamics, as all extremely Context Dependent, Mama’s\nBoys<\/u>! And, in later chapters, I recount the sad tale of how Poor\nDr Seuss Had No Clue<\/u>! His books express cutting-edge mathematics,\nwhich are now being, Used To Design<\/u>: Deadlier Weapons of\nMass Destruction<\/u>! See "Jane’s Catalog<\/u>" for\nprices and details. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\nthe spirit of, “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Whatever\nYou Do, Just Don’t Go There<\/u>!” Quanta, have proven to,\nsomehow, be capable of Moving<\/u> simultaneously forward and\nbackward through time. Of course, normally, we only measure quanta\nfor pragmatic purposes and, otherwise, have little or no use for\ndwelling upon whether time might occasionally flow backwards, while\nflowing simultaneously both ways is, Humanly Inconceivable<\/u>!\nEach observer must still decide for themselves what makes sense, yet\nneither a backwards, random, nor fated universe makes more than the\nMost Superficial Abstract Sense<\/u>, implying yet again that the\narrow of time we normally perceive is merely the default, that\neveryone shares, or is compelled to share.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nWe Few, We Happy Few<\/u>! We Are A Band of Brothers<\/u>!\nAll-too-well-aware unto ourselves, if nothing else, it was the best\nof times, it was the worst of times, it was simultaneously the most\nboring and way too interesting of times, it was the winter of our\ndiscontent, it was the relief of knowing the truth, for it was the\nfountain spring of eternal youth! And, the joyful liberation of being\nfree at last, free at last! For it was the time of all of humanity\nfinally coming to consensus, that nobody could even agree upon the\ntime of day! Thus, ensuring everyone always had all the free time in\nthe world which, of course, each would pay dearly for, each and every\ntime! And, why nobody ever seemed to actually have the correct time\nstill, everyone always agreed without a second thought, it was the\nright time to spend more time saving daylight savings time and, of\ncourse, it was that time of the month, it was that time of the\nseason! For It Was A Maddening Time Without GPS, Rhyme, or Reason<\/u>!\nYet, The Times Remained, But The Fire Within Which We Burned<\/u>:\nAnd, The Unforgiving Ice<\/u>! Within Which, All Of Our Minds\nWent Numb<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nIf you argue that the principle of the excluded middle must apply to\neverything, you can bang your head against the wall forever, just\nlike the mathematicians exploring theories like E8 and String Theory.\nAlready, one String Theorist has thrown his hands in the air in\nsymbolic surrender, and switched to a different field of research\naltogether, when his own mathematics implied that a larger than\nastronomical number of String Theories<\/u>, each in turn, Ever\nSo Much More Hauntingly Beautiful Than The Last<\/u>! Can explain\nlife, the universe, and everything even more elegantly… However,\nFear Not! For No Man Is An Island<\/u>! Rest Assured<\/u>! In a\n“Magical Fairy Tale Universe”, Love and Sparkling\nLaughter Can Easily Overcome,<\/u> Any Hate, Anger, And Sorrow or,\nindeed, Anyone’s More Righteous Indignation<\/u>! Or, Even Mr\nSpock’s Best Anal Retentive Vulcan Logic<\/u>! Inspiring,\nGreater Harmonious Global Synchronization<\/u>! Like a bowel movement\nthat requires no effort, or what Karl Jung struggled to describe as\n“Synchronicity<\/u>!” Which, once again, in a\nMetaphorical Goldilocks Universe<\/u>, must be capable of\nexpressing humor as well as beauty, while inspiring all of humanity\nto periodically question the meaning of life! And, whether fairy\ntales, creativity, and novelty, are really all they’re cracked\nup to be!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHippies\nlike to say, “Whenever Harmony Is Lost, Balance Will Be\nRestored<\/u>!” Thirty or more Hippies will sometimes all shout\nit out in unison, at idiots foolishly arguing in public at a,\n“Rainbow Gathering<\/u>!" And, of course, it works every\ntime. Demonstrating, to everyone’s satisfaction, the true power\nof Collective Values<\/u>! Such as, sharing your words, and The\nDamned Playground<\/u>! Synchronicity is harmonious by definition,\nwhile harmony neither acts nor reasons, and doesn’t distinguish\nbetween humor and beauty, any more than a shadow does, with both\nbeing extremely context dependent. Wishy-Washy<\/u> in many\nrespects but, They Always Demand You Pay It Forward, Up Front,\nCash On The Barrel Head<\/u>! Not Catholic Style, which is after the\nfact. Rather than requiring any more elaborate explanations, ancient\nmystical secrets, or Refined Aesthetic Sensibilities<\/u>,\ncomprehending Jungian Synchronicity begins with nurturing and\ncultivating A Line Of Credit<\/u>! And, a minimum checking account\nbalance. For some, harmony can become synonymous with Financial\nEntanglement<\/u>! And, The Greater Context, The Greater Truth, or\ntheir checking account balance, promoting greater synergy and\nsynchronicity! As I explain throughout this book, academics are not\neven remotely unique in treating Humor As Taboo<\/u>, the banks do\ntoo, but they play a central role in suppressing humor in the modern\nworld, along with the banks.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDue\nto humor being more subtle, personal, and egalitarian, to varying\ndegrees, all of our cultures and institutions have progressively\nsuppressed, and dismissed, the importance of such things as fuzzy\nlogic, linguistic analysis, and our own innate Sense Of Humor<\/u>.\nIn favor of The Three Stooges Making Much Faster Progress<\/u>, by\nfunding much more abstract classic logic, physics, and mathematics.\nAfter two thousand years, they’re finally maturing, Like A\nRetirement Fund<\/u>, and have proven to be incredibly useful and\naccurate but, unfortunately, they’ve also turned out to be\nWoefully Inadequate For Describing Over Half Of The World Around\nUs<\/u>! All-too-often horribly inefficient, and entirely misleading\nas to what the Big Picture actually looks like. Without A Better\nGrasp On The Big Picture<\/u>: All Of Our High Tech Three Stooges\nSlapstick Can Only Get Worse!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBoth\nquantum mechanics and thermodynamics are cobbled together, Ad Hoc\nCollections Of Theories<\/u>! Possibly Copied From Cooking Show\nRecipes<\/u>! Forty-two being as good as it gets, means both theories\nshould eventually turn out to be Equally Accurate And Precise<\/u>,\nwhether you assume everything is random or fated. Which, has already\nbeen confirmed to be the case in quantum mechanics, and the “Many\nWorlds Theory<\/u>”, can therefore be reformulated as a\nparadoxical and metaphorical version of Boyle’s Law<\/u>: “As\nThe Many Worlds Churn Within A Singularity<\/u>!" Or, "The\nContinuing Saga of Stone Soup, Goldilocks, and the Ugly Duckling<\/u>!"\nWhich obeys, “A Goldilocks Principle of Murphy’s Law”,\nThe Peter Principle<\/u> and Synchronicity<\/u>! Or, “The\nHarmonious Conservation of More Creative Efficiency<\/u>."\nComparable to Jung’s Collective Unconscious<\/u>, the ground\nstate in quantum mechanics, physical comedy, and The Muppets<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIllustrating\nhow Noether’s Genius, And Super-Symmetry<\/u>, both require a\nsense of humor, thanks to Symmetry and Balance<\/u> inevitably\nrequiring some sort of meaningful context and content. In order to\nbecome, yet again, even more meaningful… In The Real World<\/u>!\nMany have claimed that, outside of the human mind and brain, quantum\nmechanics assures, A Perfect Vacuum Remains Impossible, Along With\nAbsolute Zero Temperature<\/u>! While, space-time is expanding faster\nthan anyone can account for, with virtual particles randomly\nincreasing its entropy. Yet again, as if, “The Greater\nContext<\/u>” is somehow magically determining its own humble\ncontents, and Just Can’t Constrain Itself<\/u>! Suggesting\nConsensual Reality Resembles The Story Of Stone Soup, Goldilocks,\nAnd The Muppet Show<\/u>! Theorists currently tend to whisper\nsuperstitiously about it, from behind closed doors. Euphemistically,\nreferring to spacetime as, “Flat<\/u>”, “Homogeneous<\/u>”,\nand “Hyper-Uniform<\/u>!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever,\nBland And Utterly Tasteless<\/u>! Or, Tacky Beyond All Belief<\/u>!\nMuch less, actually making any damn sense, or being: “Just\nRight<\/u>”.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tProviding\na simple explanation, if you want to call it that, for why quantum\nmechanics require Imaginary Numbers<\/u>, making them Nonlocal<\/u>\nand Non-commutative<\/u>, as merely reflecting: Yin and Yang,\nKarma, Or Our Absurdly Metaphorical And Paradoxical Universe<\/u>!\nWhere A Context Bereft Any Significant Content, Is A Complete\nOxymoron<\/u>! More pragmatically speaking, it describes a "Universal\nRecursion<\/u>" in the principle of identity, which should\neventually provide the most Parsimonious Explanations<\/u>.\nEventually, capable of reconciling all the evidence, for even such\nmodern theories as Quantum Darwinism And Quantum Chaos Theory<\/u>\nwhich, currently, cannot explain humor, or the role of the observer. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOver\nthe last century, every leading theory for quantum mechanics, that\nhas lasted worth a spit, has incorporated Yin-Yangy\nPush-Me-Pull-You-Run-In-Circles-Screaming-And-Shouting Dynamics<\/u>!\nA few theories, such as “Pilot-Wave<\/u>” and “Weak\nMeasurement<\/u>” theories, have endured, but Only By Popular\nDemand<\/u>, and are seldom taken seriously by most of the theoretical\ncommunity. However, Pilot Wave<\/u> theory incorporates yin-yang\npush-pull dynamics, making it particularly useful for measuring how\nthe greater context determines the identity of its own contents. By\nexploring the predictions of a variety of similar modified theories,\nit should become possible to Document The Recursion<\/u>… In\nExcruciating Physical Detail<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIdentical\nto how you might assemble an ordinary tabletop, “Jig-Saw\nPuzzle<\/u>”, by simply retrodicting everything from the Big\nPicture<\/u>! (On The Lid Of The Box<\/u>!) Networking systems\nlogics can rely solely on the Self-Evident Truth<\/u>,\ndemonstrables, and symmetry, while treating their own Logic As\nComplete Bullshit<\/u>! Or, a variable, with No Known Intrinsic\nMeaning Or Value<\/u>. Playfully introducing modified versions of\nclassic logic that reflect more of the Big Picture, without ever\nhaving to: Totally Abandon Their Brain On The Side Of The Road<\/u>!\nOr, Throw The Baby Out With The Bathwater<\/u>! A blue puzzle piece\nmight be part of the sky or a lake, and finding out the hard way can\nbe half the fun, and keeps everyone more honest. “You can’t\nalways get what you want but, if you try sometimes, you get what you\nneed” and, assembling a large puzzle merely requires the social\nlogic of the smallest of toddlers: Kick It If It Doesn’t\nWork, Don’t Fix It If It Ain’t Broke And, When In\nTrouble, When In Doubt, Run In Circles Screaming And Shouting<\/u>!\nJust For Fun, If Nothing Else<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThankfully,\nits frequently easy to Console Toddlers<\/u> with the knowledge\nthat everything, including the universe as a whole, tells its own\nstory, so they should feel perfectly free to: Make Up Whatever\nStory They Happen To Prefer<\/u>! Like the rest of us. Relying heavily\non simple pattern matching being up to 125% efficient, systems logics\ncan, theoretically, provide a wealth of additional pragmatic ways in\nwhich to apply quantum mechanics on macroscopic scales, by expanding\nupon Relativity, to first describe quantum mechanics more fully.\nTrading Accuracy For Precision<\/u>, integrals for differentials,\nand scales for magnitudes. A Humble Organic Metaphoric Logic<\/u>:\nOr, Bullshit Logic<\/u>!" That any five year old can\ncomprehend and, in the right hands, should prove to be every bit as\nuseful as more abstract classical mathematics and logic have been,\nfor describing the subatomic realm. Additionally, Bullshit Logic\nshould prove capable of shedding light on when either approach\nbecomes more applicable and, Whatever Modifications<\/u> to the\nprinciple of the excluded middle are more likely to be useful: In\nAny Given Situation<\/u>! Which no single theory has yet managed to\naccomplish.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDue\nto the recursion in the principle of identity, Upon Occasion<\/u>!\nWithout necessarily having to resort to cussing, half of everything\nthat exists can still be pragmatically described as, Expressing\nSurprising Emergent Effects<\/u>! With, for example, the Quantum\nObserver Effect<\/u>, humor, black holes, and the forces of nature,\nmore often clearly reflecting our ability to always decide for\nourselves, just how much sense anything makes, including cussing, In\nAny, Possibly Awkward, Situation<\/u>! Or, Indeed, Anyone’s\nLame Jokes<\/u>! And, Of Course, Some Jokes Should Never Be\nRepeated<\/u>! However, without the ability to be surprised: The\nLaws of Thought Become A Redundant Oxymoron<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLending\nentirely new meaning to reactionary behavior Yet, Forever Wonder\nRemains The Beginning of All Wisdom<\/u>! Or, The Pies In The Face\nNever Do Stop Coming<\/u>! And, Ya Gotta Learn How To Laugh If It\nKills You<\/u>! A black hole’s event horizon Takes Novelty To\nAn Extreme<\/u>, by anyone’s standards, making no damned sense\nwhatsoever, confusing the identities of Spin, Centrifugal Force<\/u>,\ngravity, geometry, temperature, and inertia, with one study implying\nthat Information Becomes Irretrievable<\/u>, long before it even\nreaches the event horizon. In spite of all The Continuing Mystery,\nAn Event Horizon<\/u> can simply be described as an emergent effect.\nOr, Clearly, What’s Missing From This Picture<\/u>! Where,\nThe Tiniest Overlooked Detail May Suddenly Transform Into: The\nClarity Of Indeterminacy And Mystical Metaphysical Mumbo Jumbo<\/u>!\nOr, Among The More Regrettably Lame Academic Attempts At So-Called\n"Physical Comedy<\/u>!" Suggesting that, due to academia’s\nbias against linguistic analysis, analog logic, and systems logics,\nThe Scientific Method Is Frequently Worthless Three Stooges\nSlapstick<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWell\nintended but, Clearly<\/u>: Over-Educated Fools Everywhere<\/u>!\nAre still seriously suggesting, to this very day, that time may not\nbe real. In which case, someone may want to start a betting pool for\nhow long they can keep it up but, Zeno’s Comedy Routine<\/u>\nwas popular for centuries! However, the rest of us can still feel\nfree to simply ignore anything else they have to say or,\nalternatively, encourage them to go outside more often, and learn how\nto share their words and play nice. Others have proposed the\nexistence of: A Second Event Horizon<\/u>! Just below the first\none… In A Classic 69 Position<\/u>! Which Can Also Be Described\nAs “The Land Of The Lost<\/u>”, “The Land\nBefore Time<\/u>”, “La-La Land<\/u>”, Or, The\nBlue Smoke And Mirrors Of A Mysterious Magical Second Event Horizon<\/u>!\nLost, Somewhere, On Gilligan’s Island<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tNonetheless,\nMiraculously<\/u>, showing up in their mathematics… which, can\nalso be viewed as merely demonstrating how even mathematics express\nemergent effects. In other words, simply the result of a context\nwithout any significant content, Being A Complete Oxymoron<\/u>! An\nevent horizon has no depth, making it shallow beyond all belief, and\ndoesn’t experience the passage of time, yet, must have a minimal\namount of meaningful inferential content. Whereas, Whereupon, And\nWherewithall, Any Possibly Ensuing Metaphysical Extremes Will Always\nDisplay Particle-Wave Duality! Constantly Transforming Into Rindler\nHorizons, Way Far Out To Infinity, And<\/u>: BEYOND ALL SANE\nCATEGORIZATION<\/u>! According To Even The Monstrous Moonshine\nConjecture<\/u>! Thus, Ensuring That Knowledge And Awareness\nThemselves Can Sometimes Be Considered Emergent Effects<\/u>!\nCommonplace, Among The More Contentious Divine Fools, Of Classic\nStage And Theater<\/u>… Trap Doors, Blue Smoke, And Mirrors<\/u>!\nWell Known To Every Wannabe Comedian, Who Has Extensive Experience,\nLike Michelle Yeoh, With Black Holes, And Real Estate Agents, Who\nClaim To Have Everything, Everywhere, All The Time<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLater\nin the book, I reveal more of the, Enigmatic Secrets Behind<\/u>\nthe concepts of Wu Wei Wu and Chi, or “Doing-Without-Doing”\nAnd, “The Undetectable Flow Within The Empty Void<\/u>!”\nWhich can leverage contextual vagueness, symmetry, and pattern\nmatching to inspire unique insights, or flatulence. Comparable to\neigenstates and virtual particles in quantum mechanics but, which can\nsometimes reveal how it remains possible for us to, Know When We\nKnow Nothing<\/u>! And, When Ignorance Can Truly Be Bliss<\/u>!\nClassic Logic Suggests That, Even By Excluding Every Meaningless\nResult, We Can Never Know When We Know Nothing<\/u>! Or, Indeed,\nWhat The Hell We’re Doing<\/u>! Does Anybody Really Know What\nTime It Is? Where Am I, Who Am I, What The Hell Am I Doing Here<\/u>?\nYet, fuzzy logic can take the opposite approach, and simply claim, We\nCan Only Exclude Something Entirely, If It Happens To Be Classified\nOr Taboo<\/u>. Because, In That Case<\/u>: Like Sargent Schulz,\n"We Know Nothing<\/u>!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nexample, after a lifetime of practice, thanks to technical papers\nbeing so highly structured, I can easily skim through dozens of\npages, and point out exactly where they make logic errors and\nassumptions. Without ever reading a word, by merely glancing at the\nshapes of the paragraphs they write. Ludwig Wittgenstein’s\nfirst philosophy was geometric, but he couldn’t make it work\nand abandoned the effort. While, for me, logic is as much geometry as\nanything else and, in the real world, anything random must still\nexpress a default geometry, particle-wave duality, or mathematics, in\norder to even be observable. Each paragraph expresses not only the\ndistinctive words that any individual might write but, also A\nGestalt, Or Silhouette<\/u>, that includes what’s missing from\nthis picture, and you can literally “Read Between The Lines<\/u>”\nand, even learn a little something about the author themselves.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIf\nI had the time and expertise, I’d design a small assortment of\nfonts and backgrounds, that could easily reveal the different\nsilhouettes for anyone to see, or trace a few, but they tend to look\na lot alike, and can move around a bit. Yet, always express similar\nmultifractals, composed of a Fractal Dragon and a Mandelbrot pattern.\nWhich, can be considered the default patterns that our neurons use,\ndue to a context without any significant content being a complete\noxymoron. Although its an extremely complex pattern, and the same one\nused for a, “Fractal Theory of Everything”, its\ncomplexity can be considered merely the result of everything\norganizing around what’s missing from this picture, expressing\nthe limits of our own mortal fallibility. Making it super easy for\nour neurons to use for making subtle distinctions, and easier for\nthem to learn new things, by merely comparing larger patterns.\nConstantly forming their own collective intuition about what to pay\nattention to next, with their expanding awareness, and boundless\ncuriosity, becoming the fountain of all knowledge and wisdom. Our\nneurons usually learn new patterns by focusing on becoming more\nefficient, and attempting to predict everything, as if collectively\nplaying a simple child’s pattern matching game but, small\nchildren, who have no real clue what they’re doing and, Just\nDo It For Fun<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMost\nassume that they can make words say any damned thing they want but,\nlike anything else in nature, our words, Obey Fractal Geometry And\nChaos Theory<\/u>! Inevitably, speaking for themselves, and revealing\nthe truth behind anything you write. This same Trick Can Work<\/u>\nfor producing music, and using the spoken word as well, and can be\nused to design a better lie detector. One that an AI can manipulate\nlike a slide-rule, to easily determine when someone is hiding\nsomething, and: Exactly How Much Of Anything They Say Is Complete\nBullshit<\/u>! The humbling truth is, in the everyday world, bullshit\nand the truth always come together. Overlapping each other, from the\nindividual’s point of view, making it Impossible To Tell A Perfect\nLie<\/u>! Without also giving away some of the truth as well because,\nMama Nature Never Flat-Out Lies<\/u>! Making quantum mechanics, and\nthe truth itself both, “Non-Commutative Truths<\/u>!"\nOr, as Allan Watts famously put it, “God Is Playing\nPeek-A-Boo<\/u>!” Ensuring that we mere mortals may only\nfutilely attempt to lie to ourselves, or pretend to lie but, "The\nEmperor Has No Clothes<\/u>!" Each must ultimately learn to live\nwith our own humble truth that, The Truth Only Hurts For A Reason<\/u>!\nWhich is, on the playground of life, The Truth Can Only Be Shared,\nOR, NOT<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnimals,\nfor example, will frequently pretend to be stronger, faster, larger,\nmore powerful, or Fiercer<\/u> than they are and, the more\nintelligent the animal the more dreams they tend to have, and the\nmore playful they become as well while, Size Really Does Matter<\/u>!\nAnd, Every Little Kid Wants To Be BIG<\/u>! Being ultimately\nindistinguishable from a game or a pretense: The Circus Is The\nOnly Show In Town<\/u>! Ya Gotta Flaunt It If Ya Got It Baby<\/u>!\nBut, the more frequently we flat-out lie, for personal gain, or\nseriously pretend to be someone we’re not, the more infantile\nand gullible we all become, and the larger the pies-in-the-face! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDogs\nhave a reputation for being loyal, yet they’ve also proven to\nbe uniquely adept at lying, and quite good at detecting our own lies.\nNever Doubt For A Second<\/u>! That Even The Lowest Of Lowlife\nDogs Among Us<\/u>! Is Still Perfectly Capable Of Feeling Guilty As\nWell<\/u>! They Also Know Perfectly Well What A Pie-In-The-Face Is!\nAnd, That Loyalty Has No Meaning Without The Ability To Lie<\/u>!\nOur family dog once kindly thought to bring us breakfast in bed, The\nLast Of The Donuts<\/u> we had bought for breakfast! Knowing damned\nwell she was in trouble, and no lie could possibly save her while,\nthe only hope she had left was to make a gesture! Guilt appears to\nplay the social role of normalizing our tendency to sometimes fight\nand lie all the time, while canines are intelligent pack animals\nthat, on the average, only live for five years in the wild. Being\nable to lie can bring more order to their chaos, with their tendency\nbeing to: Either Fight, Or Play All The Time<\/u>! Pretending and\nmaking gestures are what play is all about, but our play overlaps\nwith reality, and can easily transform into more fighting and lies,\nunless we cultivate honesty, sharing our words, and playing nice.\nUnfortunately, people live much longer, and are capable of a much\nwider variety of lies, while Lao Tzu<\/u> summed up the problem as,\n“Habits Are The End of Genuine Honesty and Compassion<\/u>:\nThe Beginning of Complete and Total Confusion<\/u>!” Not To\nMention: Fad Diets<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIronically,\nGestalt Psychologists<\/u> still struggle with the self-evident\ntruth, that: Nature Can Be Playful<\/u>! Not Having To Ever Rely\nSolely On The Principle Of The Excluded Middle, Mama Nature Never\nFlat-Out Lies Yet, She Can Spout Endless Bullshit<\/u>! Expressing\nHer Own, Distinctive, Warped Sense Of Humor<\/u>! Frequently,\npsychologists would be better off contemplating their own navel, and\nmeditating upon how they habitually abuse language, and suppress\ntheir own sense of humor. Schizophrenia, for example, can be\nconsidered a catch-all category for mental disorders, that require a\nsense of humor in order to diagnose them any better, and modern AI\noften spout large blocks of gibberish, and act schizophrenic, as a\nresult of engineers insisting everything must make sense. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSometimes,\nI can’t even look at something written in a foreign language,\none that I can’t read, because whatever the author wrote still\nmesses with my head. No doubt, you could compile a list of phrases in\nforeign languages that commonly mess with people’s heads, and\neven list the fonts used, and academics will claim its related to\nthe, Theoretical Mystical Metaphysical Mumbo Jumbo Second Grammar\nof Any Language<\/u>! Which the Tea Party is currently attempting to\nclassify as: Unfit For Human Consumption<\/u>! Occasionally,\nsomeone suspects that I’m not reading every word they write,\nand gets upset, but that’s their problem, because I can\nliterally read between the lines, and am not impressed with the Three\nStooges constantly demanding cooperation and respect! In their\nongoing efforts to, Troll People And Abuse Language<\/u>!\nAll-Too-Often<\/u>, for the sole purpose of, Purely Promoting\nPathetically Pointless Puerile Personal Bullshit<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnywho,\ntypically, its easier to see variations on a Fractal Dragon pattern\nthat express more logic and Chi<\/u>, but you can also see\ndifferent Mandelbrots which express more geometry and Wu Wei Wu<\/u>!\nWith the two normally superimposed, and composed of magnified\nclose-up silhouettes of the two shapes. They express more of their\nopposites and, for example, the Mandelbrot<\/u> actually has less\ngeometry, empowering it to reflect more of the author’s\nassertions and geometry, Like Twin Fun House Mirrors<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nelaborate waxing elocution made famous by the character “V<\/u>”,\nfrom the comic books and movies, is a great example of an incredibly\nvague, Wavy-Gravy Mandelbrot<\/u>! One that’s easy to hear,\nwhile his face is always hidden behind a smiling mask, like the\nCheshire Cat… Unlike the Cheshire Cat, its harder to see his eyes\ntwinkle, and his use of language is the one remaining hint, that he\nis part of the Collective Unconscious, and an avatar of Mother\nNature. However, when written down, the symmetry is so obvious, that\nyou can defeat his fuzzy logic in a single short paragraph: Leaving\nHim Speechless<\/u>! Without A Comeback<\/u>! While, James Joyce’s\n“Finnegan’s Wake<\/u>” is the acknowledged\nquintessential example of a more complex multifractal in literature,\nsimilar to this book.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEverything,\nincluding the universe as a whole, speaks variations on the same\nuniversal language, each telling their own unique story, their own\nway: Yet, The Song Remains the Same<\/u>! Always expressing the\nsame rudimentary music and themes, everything tends to resemble\ngeometry and rivers, spheres and vortexes, mathematical music and\nabstract language, science and art. A language of pattern matching in\na Singularity, reflected in the physical world as fuzzy logic which,\nfrequently, resembles music, a hologram, a funky echo chamber, or a\nHouse Of Mirrors<\/u>! The words everyone writes down are no\ndifferent in that respect and, If Any Logic Is Particularly\nAtrocious<\/u>, the Fractal Dragon will become Undeniably Messy And\nUgly<\/u>, making it harder to see the more subtle Mandelbrot, but a\npretty, flowery, Fractal Dragon can also obscure the Mandelbrot.\nWhich is what makes the Fractal Dragon possible, and why Mandelbrots\nare more likely to be interesting, due to their expressing more of\nthe underlying symmetry, of exactly how the author is Attempting\nTo Modify<\/u> the principle of the Excluded Middle<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tA\ngood Fractal Dragon is similar to the famous, “Dragon of New\nZealand<\/u>!" A strong shape and more classical appearing and,\ntopologically speaking, the Mandelbrot and Fractal Dragon form a\nsilhouette of an Hourglass Shape, That’s Blurred And Twisted\nIn The Middle<\/u>! Like Zena The Warrior Princess<\/u>! Who is also\nfrom New Zealand but, possibly, of Amazonian Gladiator origins!\nUnfortunately, it’s only possible to see the two shapes in written\nEnglish, from the overhead view of their being Superimposed<\/u>:\nWith Lots Of Cleavage<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhich\nis why not everyone can see their complex shapes, nearly as clearly\nas I can. My brain damage has left me extremely visual by default,\nand I can do a Rubic’s Cube In My Head<\/u>! Superimposing\nmuch more boring things, such as, Differential Gears<\/u>. Which\nmore people can do than you might think, and I’m hoping some of\nthem will expand upon my own work. Anyway, their Chaotic Two\nDimensional Silhouette<\/u> represents eight dimensions and a\nsingularity that, For Most Practical Purposes<\/u>, can be thought\nof as expressing a simpler four fold super-symmetry, and a\nquasi-fifth dimension, or geometry, which can also manifest as a\nquasi-force, such as centrifugal force. Unlike the other forces,\ncentrifugal force requires acceleration and more dynamic geometry,\nand can amplify things like the Butterfly Effect, possibly producing\na new way to formulate General Relativity. For example, things like\nPredator-Prey statistics are related to turbulence in plasma physics,\nand related to the lowest possible energy state, and can be thought\nof as unrecognized emergent Relativistic effects. Books like this one\nhave four overlapping rudimentary multifractals which, if you\ncondensed all those dimensions down to just three, would form a\ntorus: Where The Dragon Bites Its Own Tail<\/u>! And, There\nRemains, But One Ring To Bind Them All<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThese\nare the Four Elements, Four Seasons, Four Root Metaphors, Four\nHorsemen Of The Apocalypse<\/u>! And, of course, Kali Beating\nEveryone To The Bathroom<\/u>! Or, what can also be thought of, as the\nfour rudimentary emotional-logic subsets of Intuitionistic\nMathematics, which can easily Blur The Lines<\/u> between language\nand mathematics, logic and humor, energy and information, past and\nfuture. Mathematically speaking, they’re organized in very much\nthe same way as the neurons in our brains. Expressing both Phase\nTransitions And Metamorphic Effects<\/u> and, despite sounding\nincredibly complex, I was surprised at just how simply their\nmetaphors are organized in our poetry. The Singularity is a little\nhard to spot but, only because, in any Singularity, Its The Simple\nShit That Always Gets You<\/u>! Which is why, The Tiniest Of Small\nFry Remain The Unrivaled Masters Of Bullshit Logic<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTheoretically,\nusing this book, and 430 poems extrapolated from it, you could train\nan AI to design a neural network that simulates the brain. Utilizing\nthe AI, yet again, to train the same neural network it designs, you\ncould produce a Star Trek Style, “Universal Translator<\/u>!"\nThus, reproducing the recursive Analog Logic And Geometry<\/u> of a\nSingularity, that can treat words and concepts stochastically, using\nhumor and paradoxes as references for the geometry and dynamics of\nthe self-organizing truth. For example, when our motor neurons grow,\nthey inform our blood vessels to get the hell out of their way, not\nbecause our nerves are all pushy but, because, without nerves, blood\nvessels Can’t Survive<\/u>! Illustrating one way in which\nsuch “Translators<\/u>” can easily treat information as\nmore vital than energy, and can express distinctive Yin-Yangy\nPush-Me-Pull-You Dynamics<\/u>. A reservoir computer would likely\nrequire a relatively modest number of artificial neurons to translate\nany mathematics, or language, making it an ideal front end for a cpu\nprocessor, roughly 99.9% more efficient, due to incorporating an\nentirely analog design, that also takes up a third of the space on a\nchip but, Would Have A Wicked Built-In Sense Of Humor<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOne\nwhich, nevertheless, could easily make more sense out of even the\nworst computer programmers, and literally talk to even Bacteria<\/u>\nand animals, customizing its translations for each individual,\naccording to how they habitually modify the principle of the excluded\nmiddle. All of that might sound a bit Far Fetched<\/u> but, for\nexample, bacteria have already proven to, more or less, speak Wild\nVariations<\/u> on the same basic pattern matching languages, and to\nproduce their own versions of Translators<\/u>. Fungi<\/u>\n(Fun-Guy) appear to speak their own More Geometric Languages<\/u>,\nwhile biologists and zoologists are already starting to talk to\nbacteria and animals. Soon, dogs and cats may have their own\ncellphones, that allow them to call their owners, and complain\nwhenever they get bored. There should be four overlapping,\nRudimentary “Sub-types” Of Languages<\/u>, or\nsub-categories, that collectively confuse the issues of what are sex,\nfood, communication, and cussing. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEvery\nculture has legends of wizards, witches, and Enlightened Beings\nWho Could Talk<\/u> to animals, and make predictions nobody else can\nand, by applying this kind of technology to any existing patterns in\nnature, computers like these could become almost prescient in their\nability to make customized predictions, from any data that they might\nhappen to acquire. Online AI translators could eventually come to\nDominate Entire Social Spheres<\/u>, empowering people to share\nideas Who, Otherwise, Would Never, Ever, Under Any Circumstances<\/u>!\nTalk To One Another<\/u>! Which should prove to be a unique\napproach for documenting how six degrees of freedom translate into\nsix degrees of separation, and how the "Traveling Salesman"\nproblem in mathematics, demands the efficiency of quantum mechanics.\nMany might assume a computer that powerful Would Almost Certainly\nBe Abused<\/u> for personal gain but, as much as anything else, their\nadvantage is the result of leveraging the existing nonlinear temporal\ndynamics, Karma, or the Magic of Gaia Herself, and playing around\nwith such a machine is, Analogous To Playing With Fire<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLaugh\nall you want, but life, the universe, and everything being\nself-organizing, means the truth is always outrageously more\nefficient, and more productive in long run, than all of our bullshit\ncombined Horatio! While, The Truth Never Requires Any Defense<\/u>!\nAnd, Can Make Anyone Live To Regret Their Choices<\/u>! Infants can\nproduce endless zingers, because their tiny little empty heads make\nthem more efficient at generating them, while computers like these\nwould sometimes resemble a “Taoist Dragon<\/u>!" Similar\nto a combination of the Oracle at Delphi, the Egyptian Sphinx, and a\nGenie in a bottle, but with a Wicked<\/u> sense of humor, where you\nhave to, Be Careful What You Wish For<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAs\nBizarre<\/u> as any Universal Translator would be, Asian Masters<\/u>\nin particular have difficulty believing me when I tell them, in fifty\nyears at most, science will likely make it possible for anyone to\nMeditate Like A Guru<\/u>! At The Push Of A Button<\/u>!\nMeditation requires years of work to master, sometimes, a lifetime,\nand is Profoundly Spiritual<\/u> for them, nonetheless, it remains\nintimately related to how all of our brains harmonize with our\nreproductive and immune systems, how the placebo effect works,\nHypnotism<\/u>, and who knows what else, and neurologists are hard\nat work figuring out how to tweak your brain waves and chemistry for\nthe best results. Note, this doesn’t mean just anyone will\nnecessarily be able to instantly achieve some of the more advanced\nmeditative states, without usually first adopting some sort of\nspiritual practice.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nPlacebo Effect<\/u> should turn out to involve what Leibniz called\nthe “Lifeforce<\/u>”, and the Chinese call “Chi<\/u>”,\nor “Virtual Particles<\/u>”. Emanating all the way from\nthe Big Bang, via Sagittarius, the sun and earth, animating organic\nlife as we know it, and blurring the lines between what is and isn’t\norganic. Presenting a macroscopic manifestation of quantum mechanics,\nan expression of the Two Faces of Janus, and our Individual Karma<\/u>.\nLikewise, hypnotism should turn out to related to how our immune\nsystem and memory works, and obey the same geometry as everything\nelse. Processing and memory are often interchangeable in parallel\nprocessing, and the default geometry of words and concepts can be\nused as a measure of the total Information in the system, and how the\ntruth can be up to 125% efficient. For example, its already\ntheoretically possible to inject the memories of someone, who has\nmastered a particular style of meditation, into the Brain Of\nAnother<\/u> individual. Turning them into an instant master of\nmeditation!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tVery\nlikely, their brains would have to at least play around with the new\npattern matching they’ve acquired, to make it more personal, and it\nremains to be seen if they can achieve higher levels of meditation,\nwithout a significant amount of practice. Ancient Legends Speak<\/u>\nof masters who could transfer their knowledge to a student’s\nhead at the, Touch Of A Hand<\/u>, but the students were all\nadvanced students. Such an ability may be related to how the brain\nitself compresses data, with the touch of the hand merely being a\nSymbolic Trigger<\/u>, for the student to reinterpret all of the\ndata they’ve acquired, in more sweeping contexts, and become\nentangled with the master. Using a spontaneous nonlinear approach\nthey’ve absorbed over the years, through Attrition And\nOsmosis<\/u>. The brain has also proven to compress more data than the\nentire worldwide web, down to the Tiniest Fraction Possible<\/u>,\nand the electronics industry is rushing to exploit the newly emerging\ninsights, with the human brain sometimes using the same changes\nsimultaneously, for both processing data, and for memorizing and\nErasing Everything<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSome\nThings Are Burned Into Our Brains<\/u>! Making them much harder to\nforget however, mercifully, our brains are capable of magically\nforgetting anything, and reducing the impact of our memories. The\nmore personal integrity we cultivate, and the better our sense of\nhumor, the more graciously we can accept things and, equally\nimportant, easily forget them! This book provides an example of how\nto leverage geometry and yin-yang push-pull dynamics for greater\nefficiency, utilizing processing in memory, treating the two as\nforming their own particle-wave duality. Which is actually similar to\nthe way our vision works, incorporating a Data Sieve and Heuristic\nNetworks. The capitalized words I’m using, for example, are intrinsic\nto the same geometry, and represent the peanut gallery view, of\nwhatever any particular poem or paragraph is commenting on.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAgain,\nsuggesting the brain is doing a Drunkard’s Walk<\/u>, and\nmeditation improves how harmoniously it performs, with many today\ncomparing simpler forms of meditation to, “Rebooting Your\nBrain<\/u>”. When the computer stops running a million programs\nin the background, ones that you really don’t need or want, similar\nto Getting A Good Night’s Sleep<\/u>! Which, additionally, may\nprovide unique insights into our personal dreams and spirituality.\nAlthough brainwaves have A Reputation For Being Difficult<\/u> to\nmonitor and control, the actual problem is that today’s EEG\nheadsets commonly use antiquated technology, that requires advanced\nquantum meta-materials, still in development. At Least 100,000x\nMore Sensitive<\/u>, while neurologists have proven extremely creative\nwith the equipment they already have. Normally, combining the two\nWould Require A Half A Century<\/u> but, AI makes it possible to\naccomplish within a decade.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFinding\nReliable Data<\/u> on the subject was not easy, since so few even\nknow how to use a dictionary, the research is Taboo<\/u> and,\nincreasingly, classified, censored, and suppressed by governments,\nacademics, and religious communities alike. For the last several\neons, but the science and technology have advanced far enough, in the\nmodern world, that its becoming Impossible To Ignore Any Longer<\/u>!\nHopefully, others will follow my example, and collate their data In\nThe Public Domain<\/u>, anonymously whenever prudent. It might sound\nlike I’m exaggerating any danger, but a quarter of the US\nFederal Prison Population are harmless potheads, whose infantile\npoetry is classified by their government, as their entire population\nimplodes and, The Idiots Storm The Palace With Knives And\nPitchforks<\/u>! According to both political parties, the question is\nnot who to trust, but whether there is anybody left in the entire\ncountry you can trust, and its certainly not academia!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFortunately,\nmy own research indicates, for both parties, the issue can be\nconsidered as much a medical one, as anything else, making it all\nthat much more important to publish work anonymously, whenever\nnecessary. Merely by improving their immune and reproductive systems,\nand encouraging them to laugh more often, its possible to sometimes\nalleviate the worst of their symptoms. Due to their constituents\nliterally behaving like mindless cattle, just worming them should\nnoticeably ease their anger and frustration! On larger scales, their\nbehavior is so reactionary, the same patterns should actually be\nreflected in their cellular level reactions, implying a wide number\nof ways in which to easily influence their behavior. Modern\ncivilization has slid so far down the toilet that, without ever\nhaving to teach anyone how to share their words and play nice, you\ncan still noticeably promote world peace, by merely vaccinating them!\nHowever, developing the technology for mass adoption could require\ndecades and, in the meantime, nobody can count on the democrats to\ndefend anything other than then their own bank accounts, and you\ntakes your chances attempting to publish anything, that doesn’t\npromote the interests of the republican party!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\t<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnywho,\na great deal of the new technology coming our way will likely also be\nregulated by the AMA, and we’ll just have to wait and see what\nall the possibilities are, but they include effective treatments and\ncures for countless mental illnesses and neurological problems, as\nwell as immune and reproductive dysfunctions, and even for such\nissues as racism and rape. Information being more fundamental than\nenergy, should be capable of explaining why the populations of the\nwealthiest countries in the world are imploding, when you might\neasily assume they would explode instead, and why Archie Bunker’s\nsexist, ageist, racist, and homophobic biases are the default.\nIronically, racists tend to be rapists, and tend to rape people of a\ndifferent race, implying their behavior reflects the default of their\ncellular biology. An attempt to ensure the DNA of their own culture,\nor race, isn’t lost forever, because their population has become\nself-destructive.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tJust\nas bacteria will kill the stronger among them first, normalizing the\nplaying field for the rest, being the biggest or strongest isn’t\nalways an advantage, and can become a serious liability. A ninety\npound chimpanzee, for example, is much stronger than a human, yet,\nthe more complex a species becomes, the more social they must also\nbecome. Tolerance and variety remain the spice of life, required in\norder to produce a more complex ecosystem, one that can leverage\nevery available source of energy. Demonstrating in the process how\ninformation is more vital than energy, and the fact that our universe\nis fundamentally social, syntropic, or magic, ensuring life forever\nremains two steps forward and one back again, for the ecology as a\nwhole.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\ntypical response to receiving a mortal wound to the head, is to\nwithdraw into the nearest defensible corner and, blindly, attack\nanything living that approaches you. The individual’s surviving\nneurons are focused on performing triage, attempting to save as many\nother neurons as they can and, in the confusion, have to rely on a\nmore brute force, Three Stooges, approach for all of their problems\nsolving, rather than seriously dividing their attention between the\ntwo tasks. Even if the individual happens to be alone at the time\nand, somehow, has managed to accidentally receive a mortal head\nwound, they’re more likely to respond the same way, simply protecting\ntheir wound as best they can, using the simplest pattern matching\nthey know, while their other neurons are distracted trying to save\ntheir lives. Likewise, aggressive cultures often promote brain damage\nand PTSD, and the price inevitably takes its toll, as even the cells\nof their own bodies begin to recognize, the future of their culture\nlooks bleak. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tA\nstudy of seven major South African tribes documented how, every three\nto four hundred years, six of the seven tribes would set aside their\ndifferences, and attack the most aggressive tribe among them,\nvirtually bringing them to the verge of genocide. Whenever their\npopulation reached a critical size, the others would collectively\nturn against them. Notably, aggressive cultures tend to breed\nracists, and racists tend to more often become rapists as well, and\nare more likely to rape people of a different race. Nature is\nleveraging more of the default geometry and dynamics again, ensuring\nall of their DNA isn’t lost forever, on the assumption they’re too\naggressive to survive and evolve any other way. Past a certain point,\neven the cells of our bodies become aware that we have nothing\nworthwhile to share and, for whatever reason, our culture cannot\nsupport the greater truth that, ironically, survival of the fittest\ndemands a sense of humor, in order to become more tolerant and\nsocial, not less.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMedically,\nthe term "Race" is sometimes considered meaningless, but\nrace and rape can also be considered default cellular level\nmechanisms, used whenever there isn’t enough genetic diversity, and\nthe species struggles to evolve and reproduce. Organic life is\nfundamentally social, and the more aggressive a culture becomes, the\ngreater the odds that their population will implode altogether, or\ndivide in half, and the higher the odds they will lose a significant\namount of their genetic diversity to self-destructive behavior. Race\nitself can be considered a cellular level pattern matching response,\naccounting for minor differences in our biology but, also, a cultural\nphenomenon related to how well any particular culture socializes, and\nreproduces. Without any comprehension of how we might consciously\nview racism, using race as a default ensures the cells of our bodies\ncan ensure their own continuing evolution, just as they will enforce\nmore negative emotions, and shrink parts of the brain, in order to\nenforce more reactionary, if the environment isn’t particularly\nhospitable for them.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nexample, I know someone who was adopted, and doesn’t know if he is of\nPalestinian or Jewish heritage, because the two are genetically\nidentical. Racism is often part of economics, ensuring if a culture\nis not social enough, they will divide in half, one dominant and one\nsubmissive. Ensuring more of their genetic diversity will survive, on\nthe assumption that life remains two steps forward, and one back\nagain. Darwinian evolution must account for information being more\nfundamental than energy, and related to our social environment, on\neven a cellular level. Sadly, racism isn’t about race, but Three\nStooges politics and, by merely treating them medically to improve\ntheir immune and reproductive systems, it should be possible to treat\ncases of racism and rape, without ever having to teach anyone how to\nshare their words and play nice. Today, behaviors such as racism and\nrape are being integrated into the Winner-Takes-All-Economy, ensuring\nthat weapons and war remain the fastest growing segment of the\neconomy. Currently, inspiring everyone to destroy the entire world\necology, in the name of survival of the fittest!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nvery idea that issues such as rape and racism are as much a cellular\nlevel response, as anything else, a default our bodies rely on to\nensure our DNA isn’t lost forever, and humanity evolves faster under\nduress, is politically sensitive to say the least! Nonetheless, it\ncan be considered a simple reflection of the fact that information is\nmore fundamental than energy, and socializing is the only way to\nsurvive as a species. Making collating data in the public domain,\nanonymously whenever prudent, all that much more crucial, as\ndeveloped countries around the world continue to collectively renew\ntheir efforts to censor half of reality. Of course, an easier way to\naddress such issues, and avoid more needless suffering and death, is\nto publish a complete "Theory of Everything and Nothing",\nwhich is certain to be censored, and requires about twice as many\npoems, but can easily be automated.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tI’ve\ndone my best here to cover as much of the essential analog logic as I\ncan, but to double the number of poems required to complete the book,\nwould require a supercomputer I don’t have access to, and I\nwould most definitely be classified and censored, even if I had\naccess to such resources. By extrapolating half of it here, the hard\nway, I make it easier for anybody else to do significantly more, with\nmuch less powerful computers and other tools, that aren’t\nclassified and regulated by the military-industrial complex.\nEmpowering people to easily publish their work anonymously in the\npublic domain, where millions of others can examine it using the same\nlinguistic-mathematics. No doubt, there will be endless, Incredible,\nSpiritual Applications As Well<\/u>! But, regardless of any objections\nfrom either side, Spirituality, Politics, and Science are about to be\nmarried: Sometimes, In A Shotgun Wedding<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSocrates\nsaid, “The secret to change is to focus your energy, not upon\nfighting the old, but upon building the new!” Which is,\n“Bullshit Kung Fu<\/u>: Sociology 101<\/u>!” Ya\nGotta Know When To Either Fucking Duck Or Run<\/u>! Although, you can\nsometimes do both at the same time, other times, you have to duck as\nlow as possible, or run as fast as you can, and pattern matching\nprovides the most efficient way to decide. Over the last several\nthousand years, science and mysticism have drifted apart, and\ndiverged a great deal, but are currently poised, For a Long Series\nof Rude Awakenings<\/u>! If you want my opinion, the whole world could\nuse a few rude awakenings right about now and, ironically, without a\nsense of humor, life makes no damned sense whatsoever! Which, it\nshould be possible to establish using empirical evidence, and to\nprove that Existentialist Angst ain’t nothing more than people\nfoolishly insisting that everything must make sense. Their angst,\nshould obey the epidemiology of infectious diseases, explaining why\nits largely a cultural phenomenon, and bring entirely new meaning to\nepidemiology, as related to the individual’s pattern matching. Using\nsimilar pattern matching, a herd of animals can regulate their\ncollective anxiety, preventing themselves from over-reacting to\npredation, in order to conserve their energy. Sometimes, being\nspooked by even their own shadows, with their angst trading increased\ngullibility for collective efficiency. However, the endless mountain\nof evidence that can be collated will, most assuredly: Royally\nPiss Off Billions Around The Globe!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLikewise,\nparts of the following chapters and poetry may seem exaggerated,\nabstract, archaic, political, horrifying, trite, lite, and delightful\nor, Just Plain Wacky Tacky And Tasteless<\/u>! Or, Evil\nAbominations That Should Never See The Light Of Day Again<\/u>!\nNonetheless, they merely express the mathematics of the default\nnetworking systems logic, which I had to sometimes cover in gritty\ndetail, in the next chapter in particular. However, the reader should\nfeel perfectly free to skim through or skip past anything at any\npoint. You could say, the poetry starts out as humble potty mouth\nstuff, including Salty-As-Hell<\/u>, and under-rated, “Grease\nMonkey Philosophy<\/u>!” So, I had to cover all of the Chicken\nJokes<\/u>, in particular, in extensive detail, because I only have a\nmodest selection of the first poems to work with, that future poems\nwill build on later. As I explain throughout the book, anything I\nwrite can be improved upon by anyone, at any time, regardless of age,\nor even written by a computer, that has absolutely no clue as to what\nits actually reading or writing, and anyone can use the same lexicon\nand mathematics to edit anything, or to collate any data, and to\nwrite similar books using an AI if they want, while I provide\ndetailed instructions, again, in later chapters.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDifficult\nas it might be for many to comprehend, my words tell me what to\nwrite, and I wouldn’t want it any other way. The more I can\nlearn about exactly what our words have to say for themselves, the\nbetter I can comprehend them myself, and how I use them myself. Women\nhave begged me to write more sexy poems, and I tell them its all math\nto me, and I seldom know what a poem is about until I finish it and,\nusually, have no choice as to which poems to write next. If anyone\nhas any difficulty with anything I write, I recommend reading the\npoetry chapter first, “The Way of Ignorant Virtue<\/u>!"\nWhich, makes it all that much more obvious, that this entire book can\nbe spit out by a computer, and anybody interested can use an AI to\nimitate this book, and produce a sequel, that some 350 million people\ncan already help to edit. Due to its mathematics, the poetry and\nchapters of this book resemble a Giant Geometric Word Puzzle<\/u>!\nPainstakingly assembled by countless millions since the dawn of\nagriculture but, again, the problem is, the truth itself is already\nbeing heavily classified and censored, in every advanced country and,\nif humanity is to survive, academia must confront the reality of\ntheir denial, of a mountain of their own damning evidence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nfact it can all be spit out by a computer, is both mind-boggling and\nhumbling, and one reason why I bothered to spend so long assembling\nall of the pieces that I could, for a more detailed examination.\nAlthough I’ve always known there was something special about\nour poetry, what I discovered over the years, is that our individual\npoems are part of a Quantized Information Singularity<\/u> and,\nsimilar to Cheshire Cats<\/u>, have a life and will of their own!\nMany of us who write them, think of our poems as much beloved exotic\npets, that we breed, and each expresses a different aspect of the\nhumor of the Collective Unconscious<\/u>. Anyone who writes this\nkind of poetry can testify to this, because its impossible to make\nour poems say anything they just don’t, of course, without\nhaving them: Throw Your Own Crap Right Back In Your Face<\/u>!\nWhile, everyone always recognizes which poems are better, and nobody\nowns any copyrights to our poems, yet we are all held responsible for\nthem!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFrequently,\nI tell people I’m just a Highly Skilled Hack<\/u>, requiring\ndecades of studying “Mental Judo and Aikido<\/u>”, that\nare Absolutely Taboo In Any Mainstream Culture<\/u>! And, likely to\nget you killed! Otherwise, I’m just another unpaid, spit upon,\noffice drone, and I merely do the basic research, and collate all the\ndata while, Mother Nature Is The Slave Driver I Work For<\/u>! Who\ninsists on getting most of the credit, and says she wants me to,\n“Make Her Look Pretty<\/u>." Murray Gel Mann became\nfamous among physicists for doing the dirty work, of sorting through\nthe entire Particle Zoo<\/u>, the hard way. He complained louder\nthan most about the size of the mess, but he also helped to: Clean\nIt Up<\/u>! While, what I do requires 30 years to get good at, and I’m\nworking towards automating the entire process. As much fun as these\npoems can sometimes be to write, Rainbow Warriors like to say, “The\nonly requirement is, you have to be masochistic enough to do all of\nthe editing!” I’m hoping to End The Rainbow Family’s\nReliance On Masochism<\/u>! At least, for their spiritual growth and\nentertainment!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAt\nsome point, SomeBody<\/u>, had to write this book, before the\ncomputers spit out all the poems, or researchers might require a few\nmillennia to sort it all out, especially when half of it is\nclassified and taboo! I just happened to be the brain damaged idiot\nwho was qualified for the job, in part, because I’m not an\nacademic, and don’t follow any particular tradition, empowering\nme to combine them all in entirely new ways. Expressing more of their\noriginal Tribal Humor<\/u>, this book seamlessly blends Socratic\nWisdom and Chuang Tzu Taoism, illustrating how we all treat the truth\nlike a giant puzzle but, one which inevitably turns out to be\nself-organizing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWe\nourselves are limited to either promoting or inhibiting its\nself-organization while, like humor, both Socratic Wisdom and Taoism\nare more descriptive than prescriptive, merely encouraging everyone\nto share their words and play nice on the playground! (OR NOT<\/u>!)\nWhich is reflected in our poetry lending itself equally well to\nAgnostic, Theistic, Pantheistic, and Panentheistic views in\nparticular, but specific ones which our cultures tend to\noverwhelmingly suppress. Our poems criticize and poke fun at\neveryone, including ourselves and, for example, although my poems\ncover patriarchal views extensively, they also describe “Mother\nNature<\/u>” as God’s wife Gaia, or Married To The\nGreater Truth<\/u>! While, your father never argues with your mother,\nand I don’t recommend anyone else try.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUsing\nContextual Vagueness<\/u>, half my poems say one thing to small\nchildren, and another to adults, speaking directly to both our\nconscious and unconscious minds alike and, collectively, they express\nthe Two Faces of Janus<\/u>, and play peek-a-boo like that, in\nevery way imaginable, making them all that much more amenable to\nautomation. Quite literally, whenever someone uses the word “God<\/u>”,\nI think of it as synonymous with “The Truth<\/u>” and I\ndon’t see believers and nonbelievers as inherently estranged,\nor opposed in any fashion, which is a common sentiment among Rainbow\nWarriors<\/u>. A number of people have called me the most spiritual\nagnostic they’ve ever met, which I believe is a great\ncompliment but, in my opinion, sadly reflects the fact that Rainbow\nWarriors are on the “National Terrorism Watch List<\/u>!"\nFor failure to obtain a camping permit! Even professional comedians\nare struggling these days to avoid all the rotten tomatoes, flying in\nevery damn direction while, according to the statistics, at least\nhalf of all agnostics, who might otherwise readily admit they know\nnothing, still prefer to hide in the closet!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAmericans\nare so spiritual these days, they seldom talk about religion, and\nonly attend church when their jobs and pay checks are being\nthreatened, they desire to pray for shorter working hours, or intend\nto do a little “Tax Exempt<\/u>” business on the side.\nThe “Circle of Life<\/u>” is all about paying it\nforward sucker, not whatever the hell you happen to fantasize about,\nand is most certainly not: The Circle Jerk Of Life<\/u>! Finding a\nway to automate the truth was a significant motivation in my writing\nthis book, so that nobody has to every rely solely again, on any of\nthese: Institutionalized Circle-Jerks<\/u>! Dating Back To At\nLeast The Dark Ages<\/u>! Empowering people to easily, Avoid The\nWorst Of Their Nonsense<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSometimes,\npeople tell me they believe some of the things that I write about,\nbut 42 being the answer to life, the universe, and everything isn’t\nreally about whatever the hell you might believe, quite the opposite,\nand many have difficulty comprehending that as well. This book merely\ncontains personal and established scientific facts, expressed as\nprehistoric infantile and adult potty humor, that obeys a default\ngeometry, and just so happens to reconcile Socratic Wisdom with the\nTao Te Ching and Modern Science in a self-consistent, nontrivial, and\ndemonstrable manner, based on first principles. Making a wide variety\nof unique predictions, all proving that Jim Henson and Frank Oz were\nessentially correct, and our universe resembles “The Muppet\nShow<\/u>” and “The Dark Crystal<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tI\nwould ask the Muppets to review the book and give me feedback, but I\ndon’t have time for nonsense, and I certainly don’t want\nto confuse them! As good as the Muppets are at what they do, nobody\nin their right mind wants my job, which is why Mother Nature gave it\nto me! At least three widely known poems are pornographic in Chinese,\nand the computers should spit out several hundred more pornographic\njokes, including countless poems which are Undeniably Pornographic\nIn English<\/u>! And, Enough To Make Anyone Lose Their Religion<\/u>!\nExtensive Humorous-Magical-Literary-Mathematical-Pornography<\/u>!\nThat, seriously plays with your head, and makes the Kama Sutra<\/u>\nlook like a clumsy first attempt at sex, is just too weird for even\nme to dwell upon, for any length of time! But, its coming, and I’m\nperfectly content to wait for Congress and the Pentagon<\/u> to\nfinish reading them all first.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUnfortunately,\n“This Old World<\/u>” simply cannot afford for the\nThree Stooges to continue to abuse this kind of Magical\nPrehistoric Potty Mouth Playground Science And Technology<\/u>!\nCertainly, not in complete secrecy any longer, and We Need To Pick\nUp The Pace<\/u>! And, Show Them How It Works<\/u>! Before They\nPossibly Kill Us All<\/u>! For example, the Pentagon’s recent\nadmission that UFOs Are Real<\/u>, is just the tip of the iceberg,\nand the fact these "News Of The Weird" Revelations<\/u>,\nare all suddenly coming out now, just as the whole world starts to\nfall apart, and we’re about to discover a theory of everything\nthe hard way, is a sure sign the entire civilized world is, Rapidly\nGoing Down The Rabbit Hole, Head-First!!!<\/u> A Self-organizing\nSingularity would cause humanity and the entire planet to go through\nperiodic transformations, resembling the stages of life and the four\nseasons of the year, and these would sometimes be accompanied by an\nincrease in observable nonlinear temporal effects. Which, upon\noccasion, can be Echoes From The Future<\/u>! Due to the entire\nplanet’s future becoming more certain by the moment, like a pot\nof water about to boil over! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAlong\nthe same lines as your whole life flashing before your eyes, when you\nknow you’re going to die, but these are random appearing\nvisions from the future and, sometimes, Just Plain Weird Nonlinear\nTemporal Dynamics<\/u>! With, for example, many now swearing that the\ninternet is coming to life and, The Walls Are Starting To Talk<\/u>!\nUFO sightings could sometimes be Echoes From The Future<\/u>! And,\ncould even be the Pentagon’s own Drone Technology<\/u>,\nhaunting them in the present! Likely, resembling the same widespread\nanomalous results observed in particle physics, that appear to\nsomehow be simultaneously real and unreal, like something out of a\nweird dream or, A Bad Joke<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nnonlinear temporal dynamics confuse the issue of whether anything is\norganic or inorganic, random or fated, real or imaginary, past or\nfuture, and suggest that a more Pragmatic Definition<\/u> for what\nis organic, requires categorizing the four root metaphors as subsets,\nderived from all the data. Reports of ghosts can often be viewed as\nextremely context dependent and, similar to the low entropy results\nin High Energy Physics<\/u>, which are incredibly vague and\ntautological and, of questionable or limited value. Physicists\ncommonly argue that everything is entropic, or random, only to deny\nthe evidence that spacetime itself is expanding in every direction\nsimultaneously, magically creating its own energy as the entire\nuniverse grows! Our subconscious mind being a walking lie detector,\nand our conscious mind horrible at detecting our own lies in\nparticular, ensures that, if nothing else, They Can Always Pretend<\/u>\nthe arrow of time applies to everything we observe, both individually\nand collectively, but technology has ensured that the illusion is\nrapidly becoming Much Harder To Sustain<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tInformation\nbeing more fundamental than energy, means the more advanced our\ntechnology becomes, and the more data we acquire and disseminate, the\neasier it is to unintentionally generate similar temporal\nside-effects. Which, of course, can reinforce themselves! While, our\nbrains remain fundamentally quantum mechanical, Confusing The Hell\nOut Of Everyone<\/u>! In later chapters, I cover a wide variety of\nsimilar personal experiences I’ve had, and one my own mother\nonce had on the telephone but, Most People I’ve Come Across Take\nSuch Things For Granted<\/u>! Easily dismissing them as unimportant.\nThe classic adage is, “A Watched Pot Will Never Boil<\/u>”\nand, once, I had to reassure a woman that she’s not crazy, and\nmodern science can explain such things, which are frequently similar\nto listening to a Record Skipping<\/u>, or as if the walls are\ntalking. Two additional examples, that commonly mess with people’s\nheads, are crap following you around on the horizon and, The\nMocking Laughter Of The Void<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tYou\ncould say they’re all proof that, “Forty-Two Being As\nGood As It Gets, The Song Remains The Same<\/u>!” Requiring\nvague metaphoric systems logics, if anyone is to ever have the\nslightest hope of making more sense out of them. For example, a\n“Goldilocks Principle of Murphy’s Law<\/u>”\nexpresses particle-wave duality as a metaphor and, sometimes, can\nhelp make a little more sense out of something specific, as\nexpressing the Two Faces of Janus. Both the Cheshire Cat, and Q on\nStar Trek, can be thought of as Mother Nature’s avatars, similar to a\nJeanie in a bottle. Q’s magic contrasts starkly with the Enterprise\ncrew’s reliance on science and technology but, for all his\nomnipotence, Q will never admit that Karma is his one limitation!\nOccasionally, he will flash a mischievous grin revealing the truth,\nthat he’s not upset in the slightest, and just enjoys tweaking all of\ntheir noses. Which you can also think of as representing how time,\nand existence itself, are somehow magically both real and imaginary,\nreality and the dream and, if God does play peek-a-boo, we can all at\nleast agree, the Big Bang got everyone’s attention!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnyway,\ntypically such minor temporal hiccups, as a pot refusing to boil,\nhave Limited Impact<\/u> on the course of human events. Yet, a\nsustained series of them today, serves as a wake-up call that\nsomething BIG<\/u> is coming! That a Greater Truth<\/u> is about\nto be revealed! For all to bear witness and, quite possibly, Live\nTo Regret Immediately<\/u>! A greater truth which will leave no doubt\nin anybody’s mind, as to just exactly what is happening! In\nthis particular case, The Lasting Revelation<\/u>! That the time is\nnever quite what anybody thinks it is! Hoping to make a difference in\nour children’s future, I’ve been rushing for the last fifteen years\nto write this book. Assuming life is Merely A Joke<\/u> is as big a\nmistake as it is to assume that these are the days of Wine And\nRoses<\/u>! And, I’m afraid, as many as two billion people will\nlikely die, before this is over, but the past is not immutable! And,\nin a Singularity, children are the most powerful magic on the planet!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAll\nany of it means to me personally, is we need to start working out the\nmetaphoric logic as soon as possible, because the shit is about to\nhit the fan! While, people are already dying, along with every other\nspecies! At the very least, we need to cushion the fall, and be\nprepared to rebuild again! Hopefully, without repeating the worst\nmistakes. Theoretically, networking systems logic can illustrate how\nto reformulate Relativity to express quantum mechanics on macroscopic\nscales, making more sense out of thermodynamics which, then, can then\nbe used to kick-start the next scientific revolution, in a way that\nany five year old can comprehend. As useful as Classical Chaos\nTheory, Darwinian Evolution, Behaviorism, “Relational Frame\nTheory”, “Constructal Theory”, and countless other\ntheories all happen to be, they’re also gross\nover-simplifications, that require much more subtle systems logics,\nin order to become significantly more applicable in the real world.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBoth\nthe world ecology and humanity require all of the insight we can\ncollectively muster, which might sound confusing to many but, for\nexample, evolutionary theorists have already begun to gather evidence\nthat Darwinian Evolution does not appear to apply to large\npopulations of animals, that random evolution in plant DNA appears to\nregulate itself, and evidence that altitude, or temperature, drives\nthe pace of both mortality and evolution. Again, these can all be\ncompared to emergent effects, expressing the Two Faces of Janus, that\nclassic logic and thermodynamics alone simply cannot account for, but\nsystems logics can. Their increased frequency today is exactly what\nwe require in order to gain a better perspective of the Big Picture,\nWhich Is Nonlinear<\/u>! (Boing, Boing, Boing!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUp\nAhead At The Signpost<\/u>! Imagine if you will, the Timeless\nScience Fiction<\/u> story of limited dimensions yet, nonetheless,\naffectionately known as “Flatland<\/u>!” Whose local\ninhabitants include, “Three Classic Stooges”, also known\nto the other Denizens Of Flatland<\/u> as Moe, Larry, and Curly\nJoe. Three Brothers, who occupy their own, not so unique,\nIdiosyncratic Dunce Corner<\/u>, infantile mental plane, and\nPerpetual Twilight Zone<\/u>! Where their Extreme Reactionary\nBehavior<\/u> ensures they remain wholly incapable of ever learning,\nhow to share their words and play nice. And, all-too-predictably,\nequally incapable of ever grasping in the slightest that, In The\nTwilight Zone<\/u>: The Big Picture Always Has More Dimensions<\/u>!\nOr, does it?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAs\nunflattering as all of the Three Stooges Slapstick in this book are,\nthey merely represent the default networking systems logic, implied\nby a universal recursion in the principle of identity. The evidence\nI’ve collated over the last fifteen years, indicates humanity\ncould never have survived without them, or even have managed to\norganize in groups much larger than four hundred people, without\ninventing new technology. Countries, as large as the US today, rely\nextensively on quantum mechanics, just to maintain whatever order\nthey can manage. Thanks to everyone commonly rejecting their own\ndictionary and second grammar, AI is now poised to make the current\ninternet look like Smoke Signals, Morse Code, or an Old-Fashioned\nParty Line<\/u>! Utilizing, Truly Cunning Linguistic Analysis<\/u>\nto cut through all the Bullshit: Like A Hot Knife Through Butter<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tCommissioning\nextensive field studies, generously sponsored by their Local\nNeighborhood Bar<\/u>, careful to use the duly sanctioned, and\nproperly sanctified, peer-review system to scrupulously double-check\ntheir methodology and results, many years later, Archaeologists and\nAnthropologists came to the sober conclusion: The Inventions of\nBeer and Arithmetic Are What Made Modern Civilization Possible<\/u>!\nOver the course of a lifetime of conducting my own personal research,\nI’ve steadily uncovered similar evidence, that practically all\nof our cultural institutions, popular concepts, languages,\nmathematics, and physics, are gross over-simplifications, which have\nbeen mindlessly used and abused to suppress much more viable\nalternatives and, are unwittingly being used and abused to this very\nday to exploit people, and destroy the entire planet! Creating an\neven more urgent need to develop much more complex yet, equally,\ncompetitive alternatives. Throughout history, myriad cultures have\nclaimed that money is the Root Of All Evil<\/u>! But, the biggest\nfib the Devil ever told, was to convince himself that he knew what\nthe Hell he was doing! Networking Systems Logic suggests instead,\ncontrary to anyone’s erstwhile opinion, personal convictions,\nor heartfelt wishful thinking, the money and weapons themselves have\nbeen doing the lion’s share of the driving all along! And, most\nof the time, Nobody Is Actually Steering<\/u>! Just ask the\nPentagon<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSince\nthe dawn of agriculture, the need to organize in ever larger numbers,\nhas compelled us all to adopt more complex mental abstractions and,\nTo Do More Mental Gymnastics<\/u>! While Twisting All Of Our\nBrains Into Funky Pretzels<\/u>! Nonetheless, these merely represent\ngross over-simplifications of reality which, in turn, have been used\nand abused to suppress a wealth of empirical evidence! In particular,\nanything related to fuzzy logic, quantum mechanics, linguistic\nanalysis, consciousness, and our own innate sense of humor. Of\ncourse, frequently in the name of morality, growth, and progress!\nCussing May Be Rude, But So Is Farting<\/u>! While, cussing\nreflects more of how your subconscious mind and body talk among\nthemselves, of course, in a more Explicitly Infantile Fashion<\/u>,\nthat expresses more of the humor in life.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIt\nturns out that Galileo was far from being unique, but his trial was\nthe first in modern times to bring attention, to the extreme extent\nto which modern civilization has Institutionalized Denial Of The\nSelf-Evident Truth<\/u>! Anyone with two eyes could easily confirm his\nevidence, without requiring any explanations whatsoever yet, to this\nday, academia prefers to help their governments censor even the tale\nof, “The Emperor’s New Clothes<\/u>!" While,\nvehemently, continuing to deny that criticism of their lack of a\nsense of humor is meaningful. The invention of writing, in\nparticular, made “Big Agriculture<\/u>” possible,\neventually introducing formal logic, which was used to systematically\nsuppress and exclude any alternatives, that might challenge the\nestablishment. Karma lends entirely new meaning to "Social\nDarwinism" as quantifiable, and enforced in academia using\ninfantile taboos, which promote racism and sexism among their ranks\nto this day.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLikewise,\nthe English language itself, appears to have been designed to give\npeople the choice to suppress the more rudimentary grammar, to\nvarying degrees, in order to promote the interests of entrenched\nwealth, over those of the Peasants, Who Tend To Cuss More Often<\/u>!\nThe simple fact is, the more frequently people cuss, the more often\nthey also hold their leaders accountable, making tolerance and\nfreedom of speech all that much more valuable. Yet, the acquisition\nof sudden wealth can easily upset more Competitive And Contentious\nSocieties<\/u>, who attempt to suppress humor and cussing.\nUnfortunately, civilized humanity has abused formal logic, and\ninstitutionalized cultural insanity, to such a dreadful extent that,\nover the last few hundred years of the Industrial Revolution<\/u>,\nit has become the single greatest threat to the entire planet!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\ntheir part, the US government is classifying jokes older than\nmonuments, written by harmless potheads they throw in prison, while\ninsisting that national security is never a laughing matter, as half\nthe damned population implodes, and they attempt to destroy their own\ngovernment! Their response has been to import every genius they can,\nalong with twenty million illegal aliens, to replace them all.\nMilitary intelligence is a complete oxymoron yet, these days, the\nPentagon is even deciding for themselves what to call a monopoly, as\nif they’re Congress or the Supreme Court. For example,\ninsisting that Nvidia cannot make their own ARM laptops, like Apple\nalready does, because having two enormous corporations making their\nown ARM laptops, to compete against Intel and AMD, would somehow\ncreate a monopoly. In response, Microsoft sold them a billion and a\nhalf dollars worth of headsets, that make everyone throw up, having\nextensive experience with exploiting mindless bureaucrats for all\nthey’re worth, especially when you’re practically a\nmonopoly, and have to compete with corporations like Nvidia. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n \tWhen\nIs A Joke No Longer Just A Joke<\/u>? Whenever Three Stooges slapstick\nis considered normal and sane, as the entire world ecology collapses,\nand everyone argues over the definition of stupid, while storming the\npalace with Knives And Pitchforks<\/u>! Threatening to start\nWWIII<\/u>! Even, promoting racism and genocide as solutions to their\nown self-imposed problems! People can laugh all they want at the WWII\n“Cargo Cults<\/u>”, when the primitive Tribes of New\nZealand sometimes starved to death, spending all of their time\nbuilding mock runways and praying for the gods to send them more\ncrashed airplane wreaks full of goodies but, “The Gods Must\nBe Crazy<\/u>!” And, their behavior was essentially no different\nfrom that of Wall Street, governments, academia, the mass media, and\nthe mainstream, while George Orwell would never dare to broadcast\n“War of the Worlds<\/u>” today! Regardless of how many\npeople agree with your views, reality has a way of imposing itself\nupon even the wealthy, the mindless mob, and any of the more\nidealistic and intellectual of the Three Stooges, In The Most\nDisagreeable Ways Imaginable<\/u>! We’re now rapidly approaching\nwhat the I-Ching politely calls, “The Turning Point<\/u>”,\nwhat others more bluntly refer to as, “The Tipping Point<\/u>”,\nbut what Rainbow Warriors poignantly call, “Childhood’s\nEnd<\/u>!" When all the lies will finally be revealed, and the\nmeek shall at last inherit the Earth, or: Whatever Might Be Left\nof It<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOnly\nBy Placing One Foot In Front Of The Other, May Any Bumble Down A Road\nLess Traveled<\/u>: And, Risk Falling Into The Nearest Ditch<\/u>!\nOne of the more striking implications of a self-organizing\nsingularity, is that time itself can be considered simultaneously\nreal and imaginary, and everything that exists can be described as\nobeying Karma, due to our inhabiting what is essentially a, “Magical\nFairy Tale Universe”, but one that tells its own story.\nSometimes, a book like this one is known as, “The Book That\nCan Never Be Written<\/u>!” Which, of course, like any number of\npopular Hollywood Movies<\/u>: Has no known ending, and countless\nauthors, who often prefer to remain anonymous! Karma is an incredibly\nvague and paradoxical concept, making it magical by default, but The\nMagic of Karma Abides In The Singularity<\/u>! Where mathematics and\nlanguage can become indistinguishable, expressing humble efficiency\nand elegant simplicity, which the Muppets can explain better than I\ncan.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSuffice\nit to say for now that, Contentment Can Be Its Own Reward<\/u>! To\nhave clueless friends, we must first be content to remain clueless\nourselves! Most are familiar with the concept of Karma as, “What\ncomes around, goes around”, but Karma is also the principle of,\n“Two steps forward and one back, Or Else<\/u>!” At any\ngiven time, half of life can be considered fated, and the other half\nrandom, but the two overlap and transform into one another in extreme\nsituations, making them Ultimately Indistinguishable<\/u>.\nProviding a simple explanation for why the everyday world appears to\nbe so deterministic, yet Monty Carlo Statistics<\/u>, Fractal\nGeometry, and 125% efficiency commonly apply to the world around us.\nProviding an additional simple explanation for why people so\nfrequently act so insane or, as if, they were merely two years old.\nThe evidence already indicates the Peter Principle applies in the\nreal world: Defying Darwinian Survival Of The Fittest<\/u>! And,\ncomparable to an adult version of Alice In Wonderland<\/u>, The\nWizard Of Oz<\/u>, and Peter Pan<\/u>: Combined With Star Wars,\nStar Trek, And The Muppets<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThrow\nYourself Off The Top Of A Tall Building<\/u>! And, ironically, you\nhave chosen your own fate but, time is neither passive nor strictly\nlinear, and the metaphorical concept of Karma covers additional\nnonlinear temporal dynamics, that nothing else can. For example, you\nmight be surprised to learn just how many Infants Have Survived\nFalls<\/u> that would kill an adult, from up to six floors: When\nTheir Diaper Exploded On Impact<\/u>! Merely Bruising Their Little\nButts<\/u>! Which can be attributed to Karma, or the symmetry of\nMother Nature herself, inherently favoring the little ones, limiting\nextremes, and normalizing life, while expressing, A Distinctly\nInfantile Sense Of Humor<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\ngeneral, The Further We Look<\/u> back in time, using telescopes or\nwhatever, the more vague and self-contradictory everything becomes,\nwhile the future appears to be even more uncertain, constantly\nbranching off in new directions. There is literally no going\nbackwards without Paying Interest<\/u>, and no going forward\nwithout Taking A Leap Of Faith<\/u>! And, Possibly, Paying For\nIt<\/u>! Ironically, we frequently have little choice, but to go on\nfaith alone, in a universe so tacky that, Even The Muppets Won’t\nTalk About It<\/u>! So, I tell people to, Get Over It Already<\/u>!\nOur universe appears to have originated in both a self-contradictory\nBig Bang that was “just right<\/u>”, as if God had\ntouched the Cue Ball with his finger, broke the pool table, and sank\nevery ball, while incredibly vague Dark Energy appears to be causing\neverything to expand for eternity, and our universe is predicted to\neither end in a dramatic “Big Crunch<\/u>”, or a boring\n“Heat Death<\/u>”, but nobody can tell for certain\nwhich it might be, Not Even Hollywood Writers<\/u>! Yet, The\nUndeniable Truth Remains<\/u>, that everything expresses particle-wave\nduality, including energy and information, with energy Constantly\nPaying It Forward<\/u>, and information always full of surprises,\nkeeping life interesting.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPaying\nIt Forward, As Inertia Or Whatever<\/u>, is ultimately the only way\nwe’re able to go backwards and, for example, Evolutionary\nTheorists now believe people live as long as we do, and experience a\n“Second Childhood<\/u>”, because grandparents tend to\nspoil their grandchildren. Likewise, Senior Citizens Everywhere\nHave Sworn<\/u>, that donating to charity extends their lives, as\nreliably as modern technology. Although anybody could have\ncommissioned field studies, thousands of years ago, only recently\nhave sociologists begun to confirm this humble fact of life for the\nfirst time, according to modern scientific standards. As if,\ndocumenting how people live longer was never of interest to anyone\nbefore, especially, when it concerns minor economies among poorer\npopulations.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPoor\npeople, who are struggling to pay it forward to their neighbors,\nironically, often fully aware that it will extend their own lives.\nMama Nature Favors<\/u> not only toddlers, but the poor, weak, and\ndefenseless as well because, of course, In A Magical Fairy Tale\nUniverse<\/u>: Even Our Gestures Always Matter<\/u>! Things like the\nPlacebo Effect<\/u> continue to elude modern science, and could\nvery well be a cellular level manifestation of Instant Karma, and the\nTwo Faces of Janus<\/u>. Explaining why Ebeneezer Scrooge needed\nTiny Tim, every bit as much as he needed him. Our conscious mind\nseems to deal more pointedly with asserting moral issues, and our\nsubconscious with More Flexible And Tolerant Metaethics<\/u>. These\nsupply more of the greater context for our conscious mind to apply\nmorality more appropriately which, in turn, can be used to correct\nthe larger number of errors that our subconscious metaethics\nintroduce. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHowever,\nthe whole Merry-Go-Round, Self-Organizing Social System<\/u>, is\nbased on the assumption you’ll figure it out eventually, or\nnot, and: Can Easily Become Self-Defeating<\/u>! Surveys have\nconsistently indicated that 80% of Americans apply their personal\nmorality to others, but seldom to themselves, and the more\nhypocritical they become, the more rigid, inflexible, profoundly\nconfused, gullible and, literally, brain damaged and incapable of\nreproducing. As If, They Were All Slowly Turning Themselves Into\nWalking Dead Zombies<\/u>! The immune and reproductive systems also\nmeet in the brain, and appear to be Yin and Yang, morality and\nmetaethics, intimately connecting us to Gaia, to each other, our\nimmediate environment, the Earth and Solar System, Past and Future. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWithout\na well developed sense of humor, we blind ourselves to own worst\nself-defeating behavior, which is easy enough to document but, other\nthan Crazy Hippies<\/u> and Sesame Street<\/u>, nobody’s\nbeen doing it! While, The Whole World Is Going To Hell In A\nHand-Basket<\/u>! Our mortality rates and ability to reproduce both\nchange accordingly, as if nature is imposing balance whenever harmony\nis lost, and we appear to have evolved to live in small Tribal\nGroups<\/u>, and Extended Families<\/u>, of roughly seven or more\nadults. Who usually kept each other more honest, with adults\ntypically becoming more honest the older they become. Now, our own\nrapidly advancing technology is Exacerbating The Situation<\/u>,\nand the price of growth and progress seems to be that humanity must\nevolve, sooner, rather than later, or: Risk Devolving Altogether<\/u>!\nAgainst my better judgment, all sanity and common sense, I have\nbecome the Wu Li Master of the Tao Te Ching! A Warrior of the\nRainbow, The Shockwave Rider Who Rides The Great Rainbow Fractal\nDragon! The Treasure of Malaysia! And, the only person I know of, on\nthe entire planet, who seems to have a clue, as to how to automate\nInstant Karma online…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTechnology\nis already amplifying Karma in unpredictable ways, causing entire\npopulations to rapidly implode and, if we don’t address the\nissue in the near future, the results could be more disastrous than\nanyone can imagine. All of the strife in US politics today, for\nexample, is partially the result of modern technology amplifying\nalready existing cultural problems, including Negative Karma, while\ndeliberately amplifying Positive Karma could help to ameliorate the\nextent of such problems and, additionally, support the future\ndevelopment of a meritocracy. Hopefully, by establishing a new online\neconomy, which is competitive with the already existing ones, we can\nhelp to tame the wild internet, save the planet for our children, and\nkick-start the next scientific revolution. All within the public\ndomain, far removed from the contentious reach of commercial\ncorporations, governments, academia, and the mainstream! But, with\nthe added complication that amplifying Karma requires new technology,\nthat will offer people more opportunities to make bad choices. Sun\nTzu warned, “Know Thy Enemy<\/u>”, Socrates admonished,\n“Know Thyself<\/u>”, while I say, if you value your\nlife: “Know Thy Mindless Mob<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tKarma\nis all about the choices we freely make as individuals, families,\nsocieties, and citizens of the world, and amplifying Karma requires\nnetworking systems logic, and the mathematical-linguistics, of the\nmultifractal equation expressed in our Rainbow Warrior<\/u> poetry,\nwhich can be used to offer everyone as many choices as possible. For\nexample, a decade long cross-disciplinary study of the I-Ching\nconcluded the text is word perfect and complete for introspective\npurposes. Automating this one book alone, using its own analog logic\nto eliminate the need to roll the dice or throw the yarrow sticks,\nand get lucky, could provide billions with a better way to make\nchoices for themselves, encouraging and amplifying Positive Karma\nworldwide. Similarly, my geometry is related to Hindi Chakras, and\nover half the planet has some sort of vague belief in Karma, while\ninstitutions such as Grameen Bank are famous for promoting the\ndevelopment of alternative economies, and are dedicated to ending\ndestitute poverty this century. If I Have Anything To Say About\nIt<\/u>! Academia and the mainstream are about to rediscover: Humor\nCan Survive<\/u>! Along With Our Children And Grandchildren<\/u>! As\nWell As, The Rest of The Damn Planet<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nWisdom<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSaying\nnothing, yet leaving nothing unsaid, the bullshit fuzzy logic that\ncan be spoken of is not the enduring bullshit, which is why the\ntimeless wit and wisdom of Socrates are right at home in our Rainbow\nWarrior poetry, expressing the collective ignorance of millions\naround the globe today. Archaeological evidence suggests that it was\nisolated tribes, living in the southern mountains of China, who first\npopularized the genre known as “Oneness Poetry”, by\ndevising an ingenious system of knots in ropes and marks on turtle\nshells, that allowed them to share more of their favorite jokes and\nriddles with their neighbors, whom they seldom got to see as often as\nthey’d like. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and\nthe mountains where these tribes lived were so steep even the goats\ncomplained, and the only way they could have been more isolated was\nif they had lived at the north pole. But, that was long, long, ago in\nthe time before time, at the very dawn of agriculture, almost six\nthousand years before Stone Henge was erected. Long before graffiti\never became a real problem, or the first recognizable outhouses were\nbuilt, the Chinese were already developing the rudiments of written\nlanguage, based on potty humor, and you might think they were pretty\nsmart, but you’d be surprised at just how long it took them to\nfigure out, you don’t really need the turtle shells and rope,\nand any damned fool can just scratch a few marks in the dirt with a\nstick! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAfter\nthat though, their Oneness Poetry took off like wildfire, and people\nwere scratching jokes and riddles in the dirt and writing on the\nwalls of every crapper in China, sometimes desperate to make their\nown more ignorant contributions. Over the next five thousand years or\nso, the industrious buggers refined their uniquely Chinese brand of\npolite tribal potty humor, into a fine art and science, eventually\nproducing the more family oriented potty humor oracle, known as the\n“I-Ching”, or “Book of Changes” and, many\nthousands of years later still, introduced the crowning achievement\nof Oneness Poetry and potty humor, “The Tao Te Ching”, or\n“The Way of Ignorant Virtue”, Frequently described as\nrequiring half an hour to read, and a lifetime to comprehend, with\nmany still debating to this very day whether it is the deepest\nphilosophical well on the planet, or the deepest pile of manure ever\nconceived by man. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEverybody\nI know agrees its both and, of course, that makes the Tao Te Ching\nthe perfect bathroom companion but, whatever your personal taste in\nreading material and literature, a version of that little book went\non to become the most popular comic book sold in Asia! The author is\nonly known by the pen name of Lao Tzu, or “Gray Haired Child”,\nand many still complain to this day that their children make their\nhair turn gray. I gave a copy to my own son, and as many as 300\nmillion people worship the original text, and billions more read it\nupon occasion but, not being religious myself, I really have to\nadmire a religion with a sense of humor about itself this Mad, Mad,\nMad, Mad World! Anyway, right\naround the same time that the Tao Te Ching was first published in\nChina, on the other side of the planet, Socrates of Athens had\ninherited his own tribal tradition, but his was an oral tradition,\nthat never did translate nearly as well into a written one. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTribal\ncomedy traditions were as common as dirt back then, and wildly\npopular in even big cities like Athens, but the wealthy and middle\nclass establishment eventually got sick and tired of his less refined\njokes, and sentenced him to death in a kangaroo court trial, for\nmaking them all look like complete idiots in public. Athens had hit\nthe jackpot, and money was pouring into the city like never before,\nwhile Socrates had watched in horror, as many of his closest friends\nand neighbors lives were destroyed, in a mad scramble over money of\nall things. Having been poor his entire life, he knew money could\nnever buy happiness and, normally as quiet as a church mouse, at 80\nyears old he surprised everybody who knew him, when he boldly stepped\nforward amidst the ensuing widespread panic and confusion,\nthreatening to devolve into complete pandemonium, and overwhelm the\nfair streets of his much beloved city, and proceeded to flagrantly,\naudaciously, unabashedly, and most bodaciously, openly challenge the\nreigning accepted authorities and prevailing conventional wisdom, by\nscandalously asking questions of anyone foolish enough to answer\nthem, even in crowded public places! <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHe\nloved to drink, but hated to drink alone and, in his golden years,\npreferred to meander leisurely throughout Athens, schmoozing with\neverybody in town, while quietly getting drunk. When, out of the\nblue, he suddenly started asking a lot of stupid questions well,\nnaturally he got everybody’s attention, but his confusing\nquestions always went round in circles. Revealing how the recognized\nauthorities and prevailing conventional wisdom contradicted\nthemselves, favoring the wealthy and the middle class, and were not\nto be trusted by the peasants. Athens had a reputation as a rough\ntown and, for example, if you wanted to get everybody’s\nattention back then, the prudent thing to do was to first shout out\nthe traditional plea for the indulgence of the mindless mob, “Strike\nif you must, but hear me first!” Some people just require a\nlittle more warning than others that you might actually have\nsomething to say worth listening to, and Socrates grew up in a rough\nneighborhood himself, possibly explaining why he was normally so\nquiet but, rough town or not, when they start lynching quiet old\ndrunks for merely asking stupid questions and repeating the lamest\nhandful of jokes imaginable, you can bet there’s money\ninvolved, and the truth is the last thing anyone wants to know! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSocrates\nbecame the first modern day martyr for barflies, stand-up comedians,\nand politicians alike who, over two thousand years later, still\nritualistically beg their respective drunk patrons and constituents\nnot to lynch them. When his good friend and drinking buddy, Plato,\nlater wrote a book about his death it became a best seller, and\nhelped to establish ethics and democratic institutions as the\nfoundations of Western philosophy and legal systems which, you could\nsay, are based on barroom jokes older than monuments! Unable to\nafford expensive books, illiterate peasants throughout Europe\ncelebrated the anniversary of his death for centuries, by drinking\ntoasts to him in bars, recounting his numerous exploits, inventing\nnew Socratic jokes, and establishing their own “Socratic Wisdom\nof Collective Ignorance” to help them avoid being exploited.\nSome might assume that I’m exaggerating the importance of one\ndrunk Native, cracking lame jokes for free drinks in bars and\nperforming his family’s traditional carnival sideshow act, but\none of the first things Adolf Hitler did in office, was to make it\nillegal to crack jokes about the Nazi party and, of course, then he\nsent the lynch mobs around to all the bars, to hang all the Natives,\nand anybody else who might even think about cracking a joke he didn’t\nlike! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhenever\npossible, as much as any man alive, Plato also thoroughly enjoyed\nschmoozing however, unlike Socrates, he loved nothing more than being\nthe center of attention and, like Martha Stewart, was a popular\nauthor of the day on aesthetics. After protesting the Athenians\nkilling his close friend, for merely having a sense of humor about\nhis civic responsibilities, Plato used his influence with the Romans\nto have all 76 works of his biggest literary rival, Democritus,\nburned throughout the empire as “Ugly And Demeaning”\nwhich, no doubt, increased sales of his own book on the ethics of\nSocrates. Perhaps wisely, Socrates himself remained largely\nuneducated, preferring to hang out in bars, and recommended avoiding\nreading too many stupid books. Other Greek philosophers, such as Zeno\nof Elea, were also famous for their stand-up comedy routines, that\nregularly drew large crowds from all over Greece, but they tended to\nstick with the popular metaphysical comedies of the day, that had\nalmost nothing to do with reality, much less politics, or their\ncomedy seldom lasted! Over the centuries, rather than political\ncomedy, the ancient Greek philosophers had become famous for\npondering many of the more profound questions still vexing\nphilosophers everywhere to this day. Such as, whether or not there\nare any limits to human stupidity, when to call a pile of sand a heap\nof sand, or bullshit-bullshit, whether lawyers and compulsive liars\ncan actually lie to themselves, and whether its actually possible to\nstep in the same pile of crap twice.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nspite of having acquired a lifetime of wisdom, hanging out in bars,\nand having mastered his ancient tribal tradition, of insipidly asking\nquestions that always led round in circles, for once his Shaman’s\nhome-brewed verbal Judo and Aikido training had failed him, due to\nhis failing to recognize that civilized people tend to organize,\nalong the same lines of an enormous flock of brainless chickens\nwhile, in my opinion, his particular brand of tribal comedy was\nobviously better suited for more intimate gatherings, such as\nbirthday parties, weddings, and Barmitzva. His confusion was\nunderstandable, since chickens were only starting to become popular\nin the West at the time, and tribal groups tend to be small, but\nsociologists estimate right around four hundred people is when all\nthe insanity starts to set in. Not because people are closely related\nto chickens, inherently stupid, selfish, or violent, but because it\nsimply becomes impossible to get anything accomplished any other way!\nThe larger any group becomes, the more technology they require just\nto maintain any semblance of order and, if you can’t at least\nget your crap together enough to organize like brainless chickens,\nthe only other alternative is total chaos! While, all the money\nflying around Athens had incited a feeding frenzy among all the more\nindignant, higher ranking chickens! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTaoists\nlike to say, “Its the simple shit that always gets you!”\nWhich is why Tzun Tzu’s “Art of War” is required\nreading in every military academy around the world, because Three\nStooges slapstick is about as creative and artistic as the military\never gets, and is never to be overestimated. Military intelligence is\na complete oxymoron, so keep it simple stupid, because anybody in the\nmilitary who doesn’t appreciate the Fine Art of War becomes\ncannon fodder! Any damned fool you send out on the battlefield first,\njust to see which way the bullets are flying, is considered cannon\nfodder and, by all accounts, Socrates was among the strangest and\nugliest men alive, with extremely questionable personal hygiene, and\nwould have stood out in any crowd and made great cannon fodder,\nexcept he also happened to be among the oldest and shortest men\nalive, and normally so quiet he would have made a better doorstop, so\nlong as you kept his glass full! <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNevertheless,\nthey say his walk was so fierce that the biggest assholes in town\nstepped aside whenever he came through, and nobody ever mistook him\nfor a doorstop or cannon fodder, whenever he walked into a room or\nhad something to say. Its the quiet ones you have to watch out for\nand, for all his short-comings, Socrates was a proud veteran, who had\nremained vigorously active in his community affairs, and had earned a\nreputation far and wide as the wisest man in the world, who had\nsomehow managed to survive to a ripe old age. Because, of course, he\nknew when to keep his mouth shut, and knew the Art of War better than\nany man alive! Nobody in his neighborhood could afford fancy books or\nan education, so Socrates showed them all how to make more sense out\nof the school of hard knocks, and how to avoid being exploited, by\nworking on your personal integrity, and your sense of humor. More so\nthan most men, Socrates knew life demands a sense of humor, which is\nsomething everybody has to figure out for themselves the hard way.\nAlthough he paid the ultimate price for the sake of his friends,\nfamily, and neighbors, he also knew that the truth hurts for a\nreason, which is why war never decided the truth and, by keeping it\nsimple, he single handedly changed the course of Western\nCivilization, from a bar stool! `<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAristotle\nwas another good friend of Plato, but he was a real busy-back-soon\ntype, who never did enjoy schmoozing as much, nonetheless, he\nintuitively comprehended Three Stooges slapstick, and managed to\nreorganize all of the sciences in roughly the same way they’re\nstill organized to this day. But, it was someone else in Rome, who\nhad been carefully examining everything he wrote, who discovered that\nAristotle’s intuitive grasp of lowbrow slapstick was profound\nindeed, and he had unwittingly published the foundations for modern\nformal logic. With the eventual widespread adoption of his new and\nimproved formal “Three Stooges Logic”, the Roman Empire\nwas poised to begin the industrial revolution, but failed to do so,\nwhich historians have frequently attributed to their being a slave\nculture. Unfortunately, in spite of ancient Rome having perfected\nThree Stooges Logic, a quarter of the developed world still insisting\nthe sun revolves around the earth, the Roman emperors often being as\ndisturbingly insane as they come, and modern presidents now beginning\nto rival them, nevertheless, few historians have ever dared to\ncompare the Roman Empire and modern civilization, to an enormous\nflock of brainless chickens. Comparing several billion people to\nbrainless chickens, when they frequently act like brainless chickens,\nis just asking for trouble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tChickens\nare actually smarter than most assume, and not entirely brainless,\nbut the reputation of innocent chickens everywhere has suffered\nhorribly, from frequently being compared to people. More importantly\nat the time, u<\/font>nlike the\ntraditions of Socrates and most of his contemporaries, Aristotle’s\nnew logic didn’t require asking a lot of unnecessary stupid\nquestions, and eschewed mysticism or anything even vaguely resembling\na genuine sense of humor, making it much less likely to get you\nkilled by the occasional enthusiastic lynch mob, the middle class, or\nthe wealthy. Subsequently, his new logic swept the empire by storm,\nand was widely hailed as a minor miracle and a triumph of modern\ncivilization, and immediately integrated into every existing\nmainstream cultural institution that was even remotely compatible.\nH<\/font>owever, instead of\nsignaling the start of the industrial revolution, or anything even\nvaguely resembling an age of science, reason, and enlightenment, a\npower struggle ensued and the entire Western hemisphere slowly began\nto change, drastically for the worse! It was as if the fictitious\ncharacter Surac, of Star Trek fame, had taught his dispassionate\nVulcan philosophy of peace through logic, as a more meaningful\nalternative to the already established schools of lowbrow comedy, and\nhad even managed to successfully reorganize all of the sciences, only\nto inspire the eventual collapse of the Roman Empire, and a thousand\nyears of religious wars, culminating in the dark ages!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRome\nhad always tolerated a wild diversity of religions, with Christianity\nbeing a notable exception, because it suggested that the Romans were\nwasting all their time and money, sacrificing animals to the Gods and\natoning for their sins, when all they had to do was to practice\nsymbolic cannibalism. The Romans rightfully believed Christianity was\na subversive cult, that could ruin their entire guilt riddled economy\nand way of life, and decided to throw the early Christians to the\nlions in the coliseum, in order to show them how the lucrative\nbusiness of forgiveness works, and to teach them how to beg for\nforgiveness with cold hard cash in hand but, more importantly, to\nprove to everybody’s satisfaction that it remains far healthier\nto feed people to animals, than to eat people, even symbolically. Of\ncourse, the Christians sued for slander and complained to the better\nbusiness bureau, but it turned out that the new religion was\nparticularly compatible with Aristotle’s new Three Stooges\nLogic, and was much more modern, abstract, and aesthetically pleasing\nthan any of the existing religions with, for example, the book of\nMathew being written by one of the best selling fiction authors of\nthe day, and the “Sermon on the Mount” still widely\nconsidered one of the greatest literary masterpieces of all time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tItalians\nsure do love their drama and, eventually, they established the Roman\nCatholic Church which, along with adopting many of the Roman\nholidays, carefully integrated Aristotle’s logic into their\nradical new theology of see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, but\nthe aristocracy insisted they compromise on charging for forgiveness,\nand merely do away with the middleman altogether, by banning\nwitchcraft and animal sacrifice. God might or might not forgive a\npeasant if they merely asked for forgiveness, but a rich man could\nalways buy forgiveness from the church with cash on the barrel head,\nand God will bless them. To this very day, wealthy people can still\nbuy forgiveness in almost any court of law, without the need for\nperforming any elaborate, messy, or undignified rituals involving\nslaughtering the usual innocent lambs, the occasional tedious\nsacrificial goat, or inanely throwing more credulous fools to the\nwolves and lions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThus\nbegan the “Religious Clone Wars”, as all the money\nfloated to the top faster than ever before, squeezing out the\nmiddleman at every opportunity, and literally burning their\ncompetition at the stake, all across Europe! That is, until they\nreached Poland, where the men finally put a stop to it, and told the\nassholes Rome would have to send more soldiers, if they wanted to\nburn anymore of their women alive. The Polish may be dumb, but they\nain’t stupid or wimps, and they all love their mamas.\nNevertheless, across Europe, religion increasingly became more of a\ncommercial business, with the Christians building their brand-name by\nsystematically attacking the “pagan” religions, as\noutdated cheap imitations, that were only in it for the money and,\nsometimes, had been instrumental in helping to throw the early\nChristians to the lions. Of course, nobody knows better than\nChristians, that when you own the monopoly on forgiveness, dead\npeople and dead religions are always so much easier to forgive, with\nsome Christians today believing that its possible to convert dead\npeople, and all will be forgiven. Rather than Aristotle’s new\nThree Stooges Logic kick-starting the industrial revolution, two\nthousand years early, the Romans had used it to consolidate all of\ntheir religions and various schools of thought, producing their own\nconsecrated Three Stooges corporate takeover Ponzi Scheme, to cut out\nthe middleman whenever possible, and make it much easier for a rich\nman to get into heaven, and the rest to all get in line, and organize\nlike an enormous flock of indignant chickens.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nItalians have a real gift for political theater, and know their\ndamned chickens, and would eventually go on to invent the Mafia and\nmodern bureaucracy, both for the sole purpose of fighting corruption\nin government. People still debate to this day which is worse, and\ngenerally agree the international conglomerates put them all to\nshame. Later, Islam would also adopt Aristotle’s Logic, as the\nentire Western hemisphere slowly began to reorganize, along the same\nlines as, increasingly larger, flocks of brainless chickens.\nEventually, once all the wealth had long since floated to the top,\nand the religious wars had died down a bit, sometime after the dark\nages had finally begun to noticeably recede, it was Galileo of\nGalilee who became famous for repeating the same mistake as Socrates,\nof foolishly assuming that the mainstream and the wealthy actually\ngive a crap about the truth, and don’t just pay the truth a lot\nof lip service. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOne\nof the more enduring legacies of Aristotle’s logic is that\nconservatives everywhere commonly possess a stunted sense of humor,\nand Galileo was a widely respected conservative curmudgeon in his\nday, with absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever. Nevertheless, for\nunknown reasons, the stupid truth had always meant a lot to him, just\nas it had to Socrates and, as gravely as he could, he showed all of\nacademia how they could drop their balls, open their eyes, and prove\nto themselves that, just because everybody claims something is true,\ndoesn’t make it so. Galileo’s complete lack of guile or a\nsense of humor saved his life, and they merely imprisoned him at home\nand excommunicated him, for daring to challenge the recognized\nauthorities and the prevailing conventional wisdom with the stupid\ntruth. However, after organizing like the Three Stooges for over a\nmillennium, they were too late to prevent him from spreading his\nradically subversive and, unthinkable, heretical idea of using actual\nphysical evidence, to challenge some of the more insane widespread\nbeliefs of the mainstream hegemony who, of course, normally could not\ncare less about the stupid truth which, obviously, could easily get\nyou imprisoned, tortured, and killed! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tUnwittingly,\nGalileo had instigated an arms race among the chickens by exposing\ntheir greatest weakness, that the self-evident truth is the last\ndamned thing the idiots care about! And, when the apple later fell on\nIsaac Newton’s head and he invented his laws of motion, they\nwere based on the simple observation that the sky isn’t\nactually falling, and for every chicken pecking away at another one,\nthere is always an equal but opposite reaction. As exciting as all of\nEurope had discovered it could be to play “Peeping Tom”\nwith the new telescopes being invented, while dropping their own\nballs off the tops of tall buildings, within a century of Newton’s\ndiscovery, someone would figure out how to use his much more powerful\n“Reactionary Laws of Motion” to calibrate a cannon, so\nanyone could figure out just how far away they could be, and still\nhit the target every time. Overnight, the knowledge made every castle\nin the world obsolete, forcing chickens everywhere to flea the coop,\nand to begin hotly debating what constitutes physical evidence, and\nthe even more troubling and mysterious, self-evident truth… Yet\nanother grimly humorless power struggle ensued to determine exactly\nwhich chickenshit mainstream conventional wisdom would prevail, as\nnew empires rose and fell, eventually leading to the establishment of\nthe modern military-industrial complex, as a direct result of the\nFrench Revolution. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nFrench have always been famous for their fancy cooking, and known for\npreferring to buy their ingredients fresh every day, and for eating\nanything that moves, including frogs and snails. And, when Marie\nAntoinette suggested the peasants eat cake, when they were all\nstarving to death well, naturally, they did what you might expect any\nfarmer would do with a chicken that makes too much damned noise, and\ncut off her head, along with the heads of many of the more\ninfluential academics and authorities, for obviously all being\nincapable of truly appreciating Fine French Cuisine, and far too\nstupid to be allowed to live. Without hesitation, whenever possible,\nthey immediately replaced the whole lot with the brightest peasants\nin the land and, five years later, Napoleon Bonaparte would teach all\nof Europe the meaning of, “High Tech Peasant Warfare!”\nWithin a decade, in turn, all of the more powerful European nations\nwould each establish their own state funded universities for the\nbrightest and hungriest peasants, many of whom died before the age of\nthirty, from complications caused by episodic childhood starvation.\nBut, the turning point came with the American Civil War which\nestablished, once and for all, that he who has the most starving\npeasants, food, and guns, wins. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nbefore the invention of the steam engine, slaves were so cheap half\nof them died on the voyage from Africa, and the average slave working\nthe cane fields in the Caribbean only survived for five years. A ten\npound bag of sugar came at the cost of some damned poor fool’s\nlife, and the introduction of the steam engine had made imports, of\nany kind, faster and cheaper than ever before. The struggle between\nman and machine is as old as the invention of the wheel and, having\nbeen raised poor himself, growing up in a log cabin, Honest Abe\ndecided slavery had no future in the modern world, where starving\npeasants were even cheaper to import, usually paying for their own\npassage these days, and willing to fight for their freedom and their\nnext meal! <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, outside of the modern world, the introduction of the steam\nengine caused slavery to spread everywhere imaginable, with there\nbeing an estimated 350 million slaves in the world today, but the\ncheap cost of peasants, and the fact they keep migrating towards the\nbest sources of food, largely eliminated the practice in the\ndeveloped world, as far too expensive, and socially unacceptable at\nthe dinner table. After WWII, the US military realized that all of\ntheir potential recruits were suffering from severe malnutrition, and\nmost would not know how to feed themselves properly, even assuming\nsomeone actually gave them the money to buy real food. Eventually,\ninspiring the controversial adoption of minimum wage, food stamps,\nfarm subsidies, vitamin fortified breakfast cereals, and twenty\nmillion illegal aliens, as all viable alternatives to slavery in the\nmodern world. To this day, common sense has it that neither\nconventional wisdom, empirical evidence, nor the stupid truth mean\nsquat, unless you have the food and the guns to back them up, with\nweapons still being the single largest manufactured export of the\nlargest exporter in the world, the US, which also exports more food\nthan anybody else. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nroads lead to Rome, because the Roman Empire was exporting so many\nsoldiers and weapons, and importing slaves, peasants, war treasures,\nwater, and everything else imaginable, that they could hardly build\nnew roads fast enough to keep up with all the traffic, and had to put\nformer soldiers on the dole just in case anybody, like the Germans,\ngot any stupid ideas about doing a quick smash and grab, attempting\nto loot the city, using the same roads they had built to haul\neverything in on. The former soldiers were all drafted, serving for a\ndecade on the average and, often, had their property confiscated by\nthe wealthy while they were away fighting wars for them and,\nsometimes, could become almost as much of a threat as the Germans.\nSo, the Roman senate wisely decided it was best to keep feeding and\nentertaining them, since they were still drafting more. As you might\nexpect, among the first technological marvels introduced by the\nRomans were their cement roads, and their concrete remained among the\nstrongest anywhere in the world, right up into modern times. But,\namong the Roman Empire’s many other claims to fame, is\ninventing modern tourism, and creating The Greatest Show On Earth,\nbased on the simple philosophy that, “For the show to go on,\nall roads must lead to Rome”, and they must build roads faster,\nand take the show on the road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nThe Mongols conquered the world on horseback, including Italy at one\npoint nonetheless, at great expense, the Romans constructed some\n250,000 miles of roads, as if welcoming the Mongol hoards and, to\nthis day, capitalism is still all about showmanship, and turning\nplowshares into swords and super highways, who has the brightest\npeasants or can import them faster, and can export the most food and\nhigh tech weapons. The US is the third most populous country in the\nworld, yet still imports half the geniuses on the planet, and\nroutinely wins half the Nobel Prizes and Olympic Medals. They say\nAmericans love a winner and hate a loser, which is why our military\nis equal to the next six largest in the world combined, because\nwinning isn’t everything on the battlefield, its the only\nthing, and everybody who survives loves a winner.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nWhile in office, the war weighed heavily on Lincoln’s\nconscience, and he discovered the hard way that size does matter but,\nif you have a large enough military, eventually you will find a\nwinner among all the losers. The US also foots half the bills for\nboth NATO and the UN, and has been called “An enemy you can\ntrust”, because even our money says “In God We Trust”,\nwhile all others pay cash! There’s no need to start WWIII or to\nhold too many grudges when, for all practical purposes, you already\nown half the damned planet worth owning, and would be hard pressed to\nexport weapons any faster. China has only recently completed building\ntheir own national highway system and, in the process, created the\nworst traffic jam in history, setting their own “Guinness\nRecord for Chinese Fire Drills” which, depending on who you\nask, lasted anywhere from nine days to over a year. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIndia\nhas only recently begun building their own national highway system,\nand its only considered a traffic jam there if you have to go\nbackwards for longer than half an hour, in Europe they’re still\nworking on digging enormous tunnels and building enormous bridges\neverywhere, while its extremely difficult to sell high tech weapons\nto people living in mud huts and tin shacks so, in the ancient Roman\ntradition, we encourage them all to build roads faster. Star Trek and\nthe Jetsons are still everyone’s fantasy, and your Field of\nDreams ain’t nothing but a mud hole, if everybody dies before\nthey can get there. These days, even before invading their worst\nenemy, the US Sea-Bees and others make plans for building roads the\nminute they get there, and for organizing emergency services for\nnatural disasters. Thus, ensuring that they can always take the show\non the road, and have a distribution system and a surviving\npopulation, they can sell more food, weapons, T-shirts, cellphones,\nand the latest Hollywood movies and video games!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnd,\nwhen they ran out of new worlds to conquer and new roads to build,\njust to keep the road crews busy, they paved paradise and put up a\nparking lot! The chickens constantly complain about the service and\nthat nobody’s in charge around here, and I tell them, “It’s\nEmpire baby, and this train ain’t stopping until she derails!”\nRainbow Warriors are often tribal and, sometimes, we refer to\ncivilized people as “Babylonians” because, rather than\nasking simple questions and cracking stupid jokes, they typically\nprefer to babble complete nonsense, argue over totally meaningless\nbullshit, brazenly lie to each other, and erect the most elaborate\nTowers of Babel imaginable, while frequently running in circles\nscreaming and shouting, “The Sky Is Falling!” and “Off\nWith Their Heads!” <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTwo\nthousand years after Aristotle first taught them how to formally\norganize like chickens, in countries around the globe today,\nconservative Babylonians, of every nationality and persuasion, remain\ndeeply suspicious of modern science, empirical evidence, and anyone\nwith a well developed sense of humor, or anybody running around\nasking too many damned questions, while half of them still insist the\nsun revolves around the earth. All the newest evidence indicates the\ndifferences between liberals and conservatives are largely genetic,\nsuggesting that, at least in American politics, the lights are only\nleft on because nobody is ever home to turn them off. An informed\nelectorate that claims the sun revolves around the earth, and votes\nfor Mickey Mouse, is a complete contradiction in terms, and its\nbizarre, to say the least, to listen to the idiots attempt to justify\nwhat they call politics, when their own espoused political beliefs\nare so vacuous, you can predict how they vote using genetic testing,\nand the only reason Fox News isn’t labeled fake news, is\nbecause they can afford enough lawyers to call a sow’s ear a\nsilk purse, and charge as much as the market will bear.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, nobody ever bothers with genetic testing, because they\nalready know damned well the idiots will believe anything you repeat\noften enough and vote for whichever clown advertises the most. The\nvery idea their political beliefs even matter to themselves for\nanything more than cheap thrills, comforting lies, endless\ndistractions, and instant gratification is merely another one of\ntheir more popular delusions. Studies indicate that both republicans\nand democrats hate each other more than they trust their own\npolitical parties, and its a grudge match straight out of\nProfessional Wrestling, while their confidence in their own mass\nmedia and rigged elections sinks lower with each passing year. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDespite\nendless complaints about evil governments and evil corporations\nconstantly lying to them, and destroying the fabric of society, there\nis no demand whatsoever for lie detectors, even though you can buy\none built into a cellphone these days. There’s no reason every\ncellphone, TV, and courtroom in America couldn’t come with its\nown built-in lie detector and fact checkers, complete with a loud\nbuzzer that goes off every time some damned fool lies, and modern lie\ndetectors are almost as accurate as Newtonian mechanics. But, the\ntruth has always been a hard sell, and conservatives and liberals\neverywhere tend to view the slightest suggestion that they’re\nirrational, much less, blatant liars who’re only interested in the\ntruth if makes them money, as a grave insult because, of course,\nchickens are the masters of acting indignant.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAfter\na century of concerted effort, nobody has ever documented the\nexistence of common sense anywhere in the world and, according to\nmodern science, nobody has any common sense, because there’s no\nsuch thing as common sense or conventional wisdom. Many have claimed\nthat Americans don’t have a culture but, as far as anybody can\ntell, for thousands of years, the entire Western Hemisphere has\nlargely just been making it all up as they go along, believing\nwhatever bullshit happens to sound good to the idiots, or whatever\nanyone repeats often enough. Westerners are known for being creative\nand, once you get over about four hundred people, conventional wisdom\nand common sense can become little more than a popular excuse to lie\nand spout complete bullshit more often, while Americans aren’t\nfamous for quality products at reasonable prices, but for Hollywood\nmovies, franchises, marketing, and a line of crap a mile long.\nUnfortunately, all that creativity comes at the price of some of the\nworst lies deeply dividing the country, and coming back to bite us in\nthe ass, as happened in the American Civil War!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAn\nactual citizen of Babylon once left a message on a cuneiform tablet,\ndated to within a century after the invention of writing, complaining\nthat the new invention was ruining their children, who had become\nlazy, and no longer bothered to memorize everything. The US was the\nfirst country to adopt universal literacy but, a century and a half\nago, 95% of the population was illiterate, and lucky if they had ever\ntraveled two hundred miles from where they were born. Making common\nsense and conventional wisdom, frequently the best that they could\nmanage and, if Mark Twain is any example, it was also one of the few\nforms of cheap entertainment available. Forty years of extensive\nstudies concluded that the republican party organizes along the same\nlines as a flock of chickens, while yet another forty years of\nstudies conducted by neurologists, concluded our neurons also\norganize like chickens. Further investigation has revealed that our\nneurons have little choice, due to their vast numbers making\nattempting to organize in more complex ways, horribly inefficient.\nDonald Hoffman is a Game theorist who spent ten years studying all\nthe neurological evidence and running one computer simulation after\nanother, only to reluctantly conclude that if the human mind and\nbrain had ever remotely resembled anything like reality, we would\nalready be an extinct species. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTragically,\nthe moral of “The Emperor’s New Clothes” is that,\nin spite of being the absolute worst liar on the planet, “Big\nBrother” gained control of the government in George Orwell’s\n“1984”, because the idiots had been lying to themselves\nfor so long, that they were ready to believe almost anything you\nrepeat often enough, and Three Stooges slapstick, reality TV, and\nProfessional Wrestling are about as sophisticated as it gets, unless\nyou happen to like Televangelists. Thus, comprehending the many\nprofound mysteries behind chickenshit Babylonian bullshit, begins\nwith first grasping the blatantly obvious truth, that the more\nfrequently they lie to themselves, and the louder they demand that\neverybody else lie to them, the more incoherent they become, the more\neasily startled, gullible, irrational, and the faster they’ll\nrun in circles screaming, “Off With Their Heads!” For\nchickens, contentment is both the enemy of the status quo and the\nenemy of growth and progress, and the only thing Big Brother had to\ndo was to keep offering the chickens something new and exciting to\npeck at, and war can truly be peace when you’ve never known\nanything remotely like the truth, want nothing whatsoever to do with\nthe truth, much less real peace, and prefer to keep arguing over how\nto make such petty distinctions. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSadly,\nHitler’s “Big Lie” was nothing more than yet\nanother pathetic, “Kindergarten-Post-Truth-Big-Lie”,\nbecause the chickens enforce the lowest common denominator, believing\nalmost anything you repeat often enough, and progressively becoming\nincapable of recognizing the simple truth if it bit them in the ass.\nFor example, a strong majority of Americans tend to ignore any\nevidence they suspect contradicts conventional wisdom, nonetheless,\nfake news and misinformation increase website traffic, over 40% of\nthe population casually spread misinformation on social media, and\nover half insist the government and corporations, that they call\nevil, must lie to them for their own protection, and are usually much\ntoo liberal about these things, arguing that see no evil, hear no\nevil, speak no evil and voting for whichever clown advertises the\nmost, or yells the loudest, is the only realistic political\ncompromise possible. Up to 90% of the population are gullible enough\nto have convinced themselves that they’re better than average at\nspotting misinformation, or bullshit, while half of them tend to\nspread a great deal of misinformation, being foolish enough to\nbelieve whatever the hell sounds good to them, or just not giving a\ndamned about the truth. With everyone loudly demanding that everybody\nelse lie to them, naturally, Babylonians also tend to deeply distrust\ntheir own mass media, which is increasingly commercializing all of\nthe more soothing, calming, thoughtful, intriguing, provocative,\ntitillating, riveting, and galvanizing lies that the mainstream\ndemands, to go along with the recent surplus in computer generated\ngratuitous violence. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHaving\nno sense of humor worth anyone ever mentioning, Galileo and Aristotle\nhad both failed to take into account the moral of “The\nEmperor’s New Cloths” that, in the name of common sense,\nboth young and old alike were discouraged from accepting even the\nevidence of their own senses, much less, from asking too many damned\nquestions, cracking any stupid jokes, or laughing at anything. In\nancient times, the tax collector might be the only stranger that some\npeasants see all year long, and they could easily have their head cut\noff on the spot for contradicting authorities, or running around\nasking too many stupid questions, much less daring to laugh or crack\na joke, and conservatives still sometimes say, “Children should\nbe seen and not heard”. The Roman emperor Caligula once paraded\nthrough Rome naked, and you can bet everybody smacked any little kids\nthat might have dared to laugh, because he was insane enough to never\nhesitate to rape or kill anyone, just to entertain the mindless mob! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nwarriors on a battlefield in a life or death situation, Babylonians\nstill frequently go to extremes such as deliberately lying to their\nown children, taking them to churches where the preachers encourage\nthem to blame the whole world for all of their problems, and will\neven beat them regularly, in order to stunt their sense of humor and\nmake them more grimly determined, vicious, and competitive. If our\nglorious leader of the free world rode a horse naked on the White\nHouse lawn, you can rest assured that countless conservatives would\nall salute the flag, and smack their kids if they dared to laugh. The\nliberal half of Babylon is less extreme, but still relies heavily on\ncomplete bullshit, sarcasm, blatant lies, and Aristotle’s logic\njust to get anything accomplished. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nmany as a third of Babylonians seldom care about the truth, and will\neven peck away at their own reflection in a mirror and, sometimes, I\ntell particularly sarcastic Babylonians, “You cannot attack\nwhat you cannot comprehend”. The Irish potato famine, for\nexample, was caused by English landlords raising the price of rent so\nhigh that the peasants could only afford to eat potatoes, and a\npotato blight resulted, causing them to starve by the millions. Dead\npeasants don’t pay rent, and the English economy was suffering\nas a result of their own greed, which became known euphemistically as\n“The Irish Problem”. Johnathan Swift was a popular author\nand a liberal Englishman, who optimistically wrote a sarcastic letter\nto the editor, suggesting that it was every loyal Englishman’s\nduty to eat Irish babies, in order to prop up their economy and, for\nhis efforts, he received several thousand letters from people asking\nwhere they could buy their Irish babies and find recipes. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\ngrandmother used to say, “Sarcasm can be many things, but is\nnever pretty” because, of course, sarcasm is just more\nelaborate Three Stooges slapstick in the name of common sense, that\nrefuses to acknowledge the blatantly obvious truth, that sharing the\ntruth or a genuine sense of humor, are the last damned things that\ncommon sense ever promotes! Regrettably, when you lie to yourself all\nthe time, refuse to share the truth, want nothing whatsoever to do\nwith the truth, and demand that everybody else lie to you, you have\nsold your own damned soul down the river, and Three Stooges slapstick\nis your new religion! The moral of the story of Job in the Bible is\nthat, no matter how bad life gets, its flat out impossible to not\nhave faith that there exists a higher truth, than lowbrow Babylonian\nslapstick and the mindless mob. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAn\nintellectual chicken is a complete oxymoron, and sarcasm often\nexplodes into violence because its just so many chickens trying to\nsound more impressive, by arguing over who is the better liar, or who\nis more stupid. For example, our glorious leader of the free world\nhas well over 4,000 blatant lies attributed to him, during his time\nin office alone, and his proud supporters would reject him\nimmediately if he ever stopped lying. Babylonians like to think of\nthemselves as practical and skeptical but, the truth is, they don’t\ntrust their own dictionary, much less, the truth, and are more\ninterested in believing whatever the hell they prefer to believe,\nmaking discussing such things out of the question. Still, chickens\nmake good pets and little kids love them, while reality TV and\nProfessional Wrestling are the Cult Of Personality, that worships\ncorn and how loud you can crow. In West Virginia they still say to\nthis day, “You ain’t nothing if you ain’t a chicken\nthief!” If ya can’t steal an egg from a chicken, you are\nthe stupid chicken! So, as an experiment, I conducted my own informal\nonline survey for over a decade, only to confirm that well over half\nthe people I was talking to, make up their own definitions for words.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlmost\nnone of those I surveyed either suspected or cared in the slightest,\neven when informed, that the common dictionary is as common as dirt,\nmerely containing popular definitions, listed in the order of how\nfrequently people use them. In spite of everyone agreeing to answer\nmy two simple questions, most of them complained that my questions\nseemed totally pointless, even after I explained their meaning and\npurpose, and complained that I was obviously wasting their time, with\nmany flat out accusing me of lying about the dictionary. Frequently,\nthey demanded I provide extensive documentation and links to back up\nmy claim about the dictionary, and all of them declined my suggestion\nto read any of the twenty free dictionaries available online, and\ndeclined my offer to teach anyone how to use a dictionary and a\nsearch engine. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tChickens\nwill peck at anything and seldom care about what noises they make\neither, unless they happen to believe it might come back to haunt\nthem, and prefer to debate the definition of stupid over discussing\nthe humble truth, like rational adults. I’m sure I could have\ncreated sparkly red, white, and blue web pages claiming that\nWikipedia and The Oxford English Dictionary are an evil commie plot\nhatched by militant atheists, now hellbent on censoring the internet,\ncorrupting our youth, and manipulating our elections, with the help\nof dissident Russian hackers, and it would have garnered a great deal\nof attention, merely because chickens are always looking for\nsomething new and exciting to peck at, while the very idea that a\nchicken needs to think about what they peck at is absurd! They also\ntend to be suspicious of everything imaginable, become easily\nconfused if you merely avoid arguing with them, point fingers all the\ntime and, of course, are the masters of acting indignant. But, that’s\nalso why little kids love them, and why they make such good pets,\nespecially if you have a sense of humor, know the Art of War, and\ndon’t take all their indignant posturing personally, or expect\na stupid chicken to act like it has half a brain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nConservatives have declared war on everything but the kitchen sink,\nbecause nobody wants to do the dishes, and because chickens can never\nhave enough things to peck at, and will sometimes even go to war with\nthemselves. With continuing progress in robotics, conservatives have\nstarted to declare war on the kitchen sink, and the only thing\nAmericans will never declare war on are all the lies, being widely\npromoted as the solution to all of their problems. Once, a\nconservative Babylonian attempted to bait me, claiming that I had\nsomehow suggested he was cold and heartless, when I never said\nanything about him personally, and never so much as remotely hinted\nat any such a thing. Without reservation, I told him that I didn’t\nthink he was heartless, since I had just met the man, and didn’t\neven know him, but I recommended that he work on his sense of humor.\nThat conservatives are well known for their stunted sense of humor,\nand politics without a well developed sense of humor, is like an\nunhealthy infatuation with an inflatable sex doll, with all of the\naccompanying ugly lowbrow slapstick, its best to avoid whenever\npossible. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCalling\na brainless chicken a blatant liar, an asshole, or whatever is\ntotally pointless, when all you can do is encourage them to keep\narguing over the definition of stupid, or declare war on something\nnew! A heart without a brain and a brain without a heart is the story\nof La-La Land somewhere over the rainbow, which is why I tell people\nyou have to be smarter than a damned chicken, there really is no\nchoice! A Missouri judge legally declared chickens “Walking\nVegetables” and, of course, its totally pointless to call a\nvegetable heartless or brainless. Will Rogers once noted that, “An\nonion will make you cry, but there never was a vegetable that could\nmake people laugh.” If it walks like a chicken, talks like a\nchicken, pecks away at everything like a chicken, then its safe\nenough to assume that, until proven otherwise, its a damned chicken,\nand if you are not familiar with contentious chickens, onions, or\nwalking vegetables, I suggest watching just enough reality TV,\nTelevangelism, and Professional Wrestling to get the basic idea.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBoth\nliberals and conservatives alike have attacked everything I say as\npartisan, even when I tell them that I don’t vote and, after a\nlifetime of following American politics, I still don’t believe\nfor one second, that anybody has ever been in charge around here!\nBonzo the Chimp for President! The idiots demand proof for\neverything, then reject even their own stupid dictionary and\nempirical evidence, and elect a president who is a lawyer, real\nestate agent, reality TV star, and lifelong Professional Wrestling\nfan credited with no less than 4,000 to 25,000 blatant lies during\nhis time in office alone, including still insisting his predecessor\nis not a US citizen. In recent years, the chickens have lost all\nperspective, and the workaholic white population of the US now has\nthe highest rates of suicide, alcoholism, rape, divorce, child abuse,\nand abortion, and likes to point out that blacks have the highest\nhomicide rates, because all the other demographics indicate white\npeople are the biggest assholes in the country! Their population has\nbeen imploding faster than any other on the damned planet, ever since\nthe invention of modern birth control and, me thinks, familiarity\ndoth breed self-contempt and loathing in modern Babylon. If\nTelevangelists loved their audiences and humanity any more, they’d\nall be passing out Cool-Aide, with studies showing just watching them\ncauses significant brain damage. Considering the republican party\nwould have to wear bed sheets to become more lily white, and genetic\ntesting is the most accurate way to determine how anyone votes,\nliberals can now help to overthrow the conservative “Moral\nMajority”, by selling them cheap handguns, porn, and liquor! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nacross the country, mortality rates have been soaring through the\nroof, and the whole affair just seems to be so tragically pointless\nto me, that you’d swear William Faulkner would give up writing, while\nif the marching morons kill themselves any faster, in the name of\nhard work, freedom, and lower taxes, it will have to go in the\nGuinness book of records. They continue to claim the republican party\nis a political party, when their own membership overwhelmingly\ndemands a dictatorship, and all any of them will spout is rhetorical\nnonsense. Mel Brooks himself could never make this shit up, with\nfreedom fighters in the Wild West committing Voluntary Genocide in\nthe name of lower taxes and free enterprise, while demanding a\ndictatorship and still claiming the sun revolves around the earth!\nOut of good conscience, I personally can’t defend the right to\nvote or the freedom of speech of complete idiots, who reject their\nown dictionary, still insist the sun revolves around the earth,\ndemand everybody lie to them for their own protection, and whose\nconservative family values don’t appear to promote survival,\nmuch less, reproduction of the species. Working yourselves to death,\ncalling your own country evil, and killing yourselves, is just no way\nto bring back the good old days, unless you happen to be the\nHatfields and McCoys!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\npopular rock band “Yes” said it best for countless\nhippies like me, “I’ve seen all good people turn their\nheads each day, so satisfied, I’m on my way!” I’m\noutta here baby, time to blow this Popsicle stand! Long ago, many of\nus learned to keep our distance from any of the more insane\nBabylonians, brazenly strutting all over the place and acting like\nindignant chickens. Vonstantly complaining about the service,\nendlessly spouting sarcasm and blatant lies, and seldom questioning\nhow frequently they contradict themselves. There’s just no such\nthing as reasoning with either brainless chickens, tiny infants, or\ncomplete idiots who demand the whole world lie to them, preferring to\nargue over the definition of stupid. Occasionally, looking for love\nin all the wrong places, yelling “Jump!” to people on the\ntops of tall buildings for cheap thrills, attempting to buy happiness\non Fantasy Island, trampling each other to death for\nlow-low-low-as-you-can-go prices, voting for Mickey Mouse because he\noffers the most believable tax cuts, endlessly pointing fingers, and\nalways attempting to sound more reasonable, exciting, and convincing,\nwhile refusing to use a stupid dictionary, much less, ever seriously\nattempting to share their words and play nice. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nyou can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle em with bullshit\nand, enthusiastically believing themselves to be clever, brainless\nchickens will sometimes commonly deny the truth at the drop of a hat,\nand make endless bogus claims and spout endless bullshit demands,\nover the stupidest crap imaginable, that they may know absolutely\nnothing about, as if they were merely two years old. In the US, for\nexample, our glorious leader used a magic marker on TV attempting to\nprove the weatherman was wrong, and that a hurricane would hit\nAlabama instead of Georgia because, like any two year old, chickens\nare usually lucky if they can even vaguely comprehend that the truth\nactually exists, if you tell them its on sale at Walmart. But you can\nrest assured his supporters all consider him to be extremely mature,\nshrewd, and astute, and merely eccentric, because he speaks their\nchickenshit language, always aiming for the lowest common\ndenominator. In recent years, professional comedians have been\ncomplaining that they already have enough material, and can’t\ncompete with reality while, now, our glorious leader is insisting\nthat doctors’ warnings about a deadly pandemic are wrong and,\nnext, I expect him to go on TV and tell brain surgeons how to do\ntheir job.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, psychologists keep debating whether he’s suffering from\ndementia or psychosis, in spite of a quarter of Americans running\naround claiming the sun revolves around the earth, and acting like\nspoiled two year olds, constantly throwing tantrums, and our glorious\nleader himself being a real estate agent, lawyer, reality TV star,\nand lifelong Professional Wrestling fan, credited with well over\n4,000 blatant lies during his time in office alone. One psychologist\nclaimed he fit every criteria for a narcissistic psychopath, but the\ncriteria he listed could also be used to describe Professional\nWrestling and, of course, his criteria didn’t include\ncompulsive lying. You would think psychologists had never watched the\nBeverly Hillbillies or the Marx Brothers, and never had an argument\nwith a two year old. Wealthy people prefer to be called eccentric,\nrather than insane, but they’d rather you called them insane\nthan a compulsive liar, which is fighting words amongst all the\nlawyers, bankers, and politicians, who are increasingly difficult to\ndistinguish from each other.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBrazenly\naccusing a third of the population, and our glorious leader, of all\nbeing compulsive liars, who struggle to distinguish reality from\nProfessional Wrestling and, all too frequently, wouldn’t\nrecognize the simple truth if it bit them in the ass, is considered\npoor manners in even the mass media, which typically have much lower\nstandards for such things, but still retain a healthy appreciation\nfor the power of the mindless mob, to burn them to the ground, salt\nthe earth, and pave right over them, in the ancient Roman tradition\nfor expanding public parking. The mass media reported that only 17%\nof the capital hill rioters were extremists, yet more democrats than\nrepublicans now claim the constitution is irrelevant, and 43% of the\npopulation insisted their president should be above the law\naltogether, and none of the idiots even knows how to use a\ndictionary! As if an entire political party claiming the sun revolves\naround the earth, attacking their own government with nonstop empty\nrhetoric, refusing to share their words and cooperate on anything,\nand demanding a dictatorship, is never to be confused with political\nextremism in a democracy. Recently, Americans have been debating\nwhether half the country is now a cult, despite practically the\nentire republican party demanding a dictator, and the Tea Party\ntrashing out our constitution and government for almost 30 years,\nbecause calling them blatant liars that are not worth giving the time\nof day to, would be a call for civil war! Whenever Babylonians ask me\nif I need anything, frequently I tell them I have significant brain\ndamage, but I really need a complete lobotomy, and ask if they have\nan ice pick handy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\nso much love, desire, and respect for the truth going around, even\nasking simple questions is frequently anathema, making communication\nmore about volume and intonation than anything else, while honesty is\nonly a lonely word because greedy publishers keep printing whatever\nsells more dictionaries, with the most popular definitions still\nbeing the ones people enjoy arguing over the most. The courts keep\ndragging their feet as well, and refuse to allow anyone to patent or\ncopyright honesty or the truth, driving down the demand even further.\nLike I said, the truth has always been a hard sell and, for example,\neven insanity sells much better than the truth if you’re a\npharmacist or a bartender, but a recent survey indicated that most\nBabylonians interpret “rational behavior” as somehow\nself-interested, and “reasonable behavior” as somehow\nmore fair, balanced, and inclusive. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFreedom\nisn’t free, and the truth hurts for a reason, which is why it\nremains such a hard sell, because the bitter pill to swallow is that\nthe price of freedom just keeps going up while, for chickens, its\nyour patriotic duty to vigilantly defend your right to debate the\ndefinition of stupid, and who is the best example, which is only\ncommon sense as anyone who watches Professional Wrestling or reality\nTV knows. The meaning of words simply depends upon how pleasant a\nword sounds to the ear, how easily it rolls off the tongue, how\nconvincingly sincere you appear to be, how persistent you are in\nrepeating yourself, or whoever has the most money, authority, and\ninfluence, or just so happens to spout more exciting smack, or yells\nthe loudest, and the very idea that the Babylonian mainstream would\never let mere semantics, the stupid dictionary, or any silly\ninconvenient truth, ever prevent them from exercising their common\nsense is absurd! With everybody arguing over the definition of stupid\nand who is the best example, just knowing the truth, much less\ndiscussing it with anyone, can be entirely counterproductive and flat\nout dangerous in Babylon, where the legal system punishes people for\nwithholding evidence, yet, provides almost no protection for\nwhistle-blowers and, in recent years, has even begun compelling\npeople to testify against themselves, while proudly continuing to\nprovide the public service of supplying the absolute best justice\nthat money can buy, at affordable rates, with special discounts and\nbonuses for loyal customers, and Wall Street employees. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNow\nthe public is demanding that our glorious leader be above the law\naltogether, making him the ultimate legal authority in the land and,\nas a businessman, able to set fair prices for justice, and for\nworshiping Mammon. He’s insisted he has the right to face his\naccusers, while congress has already given the president the\nauthority to torture and kill anybody on the planet, or even in\norbit, without having to so much as inform anyone. So you know he’s\nbig on justice, but the truth remains the playground of billionaires\ntoday, and far too rich for my blood. Once seen, some things cannot\nbe unseen, once heard, some things cannot be unheard, while bullshit\nalong the lines of what I write, is just so much easier to produce,\nless distasteful, safer, and cheaper. Frequently, I warn people to\navoid the truth whenever possible in Babylon, don’t go there,\nnever claim to know the truth if you can help it, avoid getting\ninvolved in any Babylonian insanity, because you already know\nperfectly well, that the mindless mob will believe whatever the hell\nsounds good to them at the time, and the truth is the last damned\nthing that anybody gives a shit about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSharing\ntheir own dictionary, much less the truth, just sounds too much like\nsocialism, or worse still, another liberal fantasy, and the more you\ncan accept that the stupid truth is often flat out dangerous and\nridiculously expensive in Babylon, the easier it is to avoid getting\ninvolved in any of their more overpriced, self-defeating, totally\npointless, and downright ugly lowbrow slapstick. For example, despite\nit being common knowledge that Fox News is legally entertainment that\nliterally shortens your lifespan, and that Americans have been voting\nfor whoever advertises the most for over twenty years, nevertheless,\nthe current political conflict surrounding the impeachment of the US\npresident has been compared to the civil war! Physicians have been\nreporting a sharp increase in the number of accidents, suicides,\nalcoholism, and premature deaths among conservatives in particular,\nas if George Orwell were broadcasting “War of The Worlds”\nfor the first time, and the idiots believed the Martians were\ninvading. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMeanwhile,\nfor decades, every study done by every major university has indicated\nthat our votes matter less than ever before, and a twenty year study\ncommissioned by Princeton University concluded that, no matter who\nwas elected to congress, only the top 10% of the wealthiest ever got\nanything they wanted. All the money has steadily floated to the top\nfor over forty years and, if we still have a democracy, it serves “We\nThe Deserving Few”, but there’s no proof whatsoever that\nour votes still matter in the slightest, or that either party\nactually represents the interests of the people. Especially, since\nthey all reject their own dictionary, making it difficult to\ndetermine who to believe, unless you have a billion dollars, and can\nbelieve whatever the hell you want. Which is the same thing that\nhappened when the international conglomerates corrupted, the then\nwidely respected democracy, of the Roman Republic, and established\nthe Roman Empire, by pandering to the same mindless mob that their\nown entrenched wealth and middle class had promoted.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJulius\nCaesar was stabbed to death on his own senate steps, for insisting\nthat at least the upper middle class retain a meaningful vote,\nlending him greater support in opposition to the conglomerates and\nentrenched wealth, that had taken over the country. “Those In\nHigh Places Hate Surprises”, and got him out of the way fast,\nbefore he could pull anymore surprises on them. Embarrassingly,\ncorrupting an entire nation of chickens is as easy as offering\nridiculous tax cuts, then putting the idiots a few trillion dollars\nin debt, and walking away with a slap on the wrist, which is also why\nits illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse or to throw large sums of cash\noff the tops of tall buildings, because chickens never can resist\ncorn.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nassuming for a moment, against all the evidence, that anybody’s\nvote still makes a snowball’s difference in hell as to who gets\nelected, and who they represent, there’s absolutely no reason\nto vote or to follow national politics if you aren’t wealthy,\nexplaining why both social mobility and voter turnout are the lowest\nin the developed world, because at least half the country has already\nbeen disenfranchised. Not to worry though, since they’re\nstarting to vote for Mickey Mouse these days, a quarter of them still\nclaim the sun revolves around the earth, and they’re storming the\npalace with knives and pitch forks for cheap thrills, the simple\ntruth is, their votes never did seem to matter all that much to begin\nwith and, technically, insisting everybody lie to you all the time\ndoes not count as an informed electorate. What we need is a\nThink-Tank to step forward, take the lead, and figure out how to give\nthe American people all of the impartial and objective patriotic lies\nthat they can possibly stomach, you know, educate them and spice\nthings up a bit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLamentably,\nalmost every single conservative that I’ve spoken to has\nconfirmed that they know perfectly well their votes no longer matter,\nbut the only solution either liberals or conservatives have ever\nproposed to me more than once is to, “Vote The Bums Out of\nOffice!” Jesus may have to forgive his political opposition,\nbut never conservatives! Many also know damned well they are killing\nthemselves, and ration their “Booze and Fox News” and\ndonate more to charity hoping to extend their lives. The entire\nelectorate has been gerrymandered to death by both parties, our\nconstitutional rights have been suspended indefinitely, congress has\nauthorized the military to round up citizens like so many cattle, and\nover 40% of the population now insists that our glorious leader\nshould be above the law altogether, and allowed to commit even high\ncrimes and treason, and has the right to face his accusers because,\nof course, only a patriotic traitor and compulsive liar who is above\nthe corrupt petty laws of our evil government, can possibly Make\nAmerica Great Again! Conservatives keep telling me that, if I don’t\nvote, I shouldn’t talk about politics, and I tell them I’m\nmerely attempting to save taxpayer lives and money, and just don’t\nsee any future in supporting a political system that promotes the\nhighest rates of divorce, suicide, abortion, and alcoholism, and the\nlowest social mobility, lowest voter turnout, and lowest reproductive\nrates in the world!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAl\nCapone once claimed he became the head of the Chicago Mafia, because\nhe was the best liar, and conservatives have always confused the\nMafia with a functional government, but even the Mafia requires\ncompetition, or its every man for himself! The whole idea its\npossible to have politicians who are compulsive liars, voted into\noffice in rigged elections, and entirely above the law, yet still\nsomehow considered legitimate political figures, is just too weird\nfor me to wrap my head around. Lynch mob morality begs such\nfascinating questions as, “Does God need legal rights if he’s\nalready above the law, and can print money? Does the Mafia require\nspecial protection from the legal system, if they own the legal\nsystem?” Forget about foreign concepts, politics without laws\nis a Martian concept, invented by lawyers with enough money behind\nthem that the idiots will buy anything they repeat often enough. The\nonly explanation anyone has ever given to me for why they continue to\nbother to waste their time and sanity watching the news, voting, and\narguing over who’s in charge around here, instead of stocking\nup on guns and ammo, is because they can’t stand the thought of\nthe opposition winning. Ya don’t need a weatherman to know the\nboob tube was left on too damned long, when the idiots start to argue\nwith their own boob tube, and begin to thoroughly enjoy repeatedly\nshooting themselves in the foot! Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, we’ve\nall seen this cartoon before! Ask not what your country can do for\nyou, but how many times can you shoot yourself in the foot while\nsaluting the flag?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhenever\nanybody asks for my advice on American politics, I suggest they\nchange the channel altogether, and start watching more educational\ncartoons like the Simpsons or, better yet, blow up their fucking TV\nas a public health service recommended by the AMA, and start playing\nthe slots in Vegas baby, because participating in American politics\nis now officially only for the wealthy, and total losers addicted to\nreality TV, Fox News, Televangelism, and Professional Wrestling. Get\nover it already! A quarter of Americans are so stupid that they still\ninsist the sun revolves around the earth, and their idea of politics\nis running around screaming, “Off With Their Heads", while\nthe other half of the conservative population often call themselves\n"Independents", but almost always vote republican, and\nurges them on from the side-lines. Clearly, the will of the people is\nto declare our glorious leader above the law, and create a Banana\nRepublic, where their votes no longer matter, by spending billions on\never more thrilling, and exhaustively rigged elections, to vote the\nbums out of office! Don Henley famously sang, “You don’t\nreally wanna know just how far its gone…” but, Hollywood\nwriters are working hard to make it the new norm and, when it comes\nto American politics, Pink Floyd always said it best for me, “Hello,\nhello, hello… is there anybody in there?”<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDuring\nthe Occupy protests, the billionaire mayor of NYC, Micheal Bloomberg,\narrested 26 reporters in one day, only to get a slap on the wrist\nfrom Obama. Even the major news outlets with all their full-time\nlawyers declined to sue the man, that is, after their accountants\nconfirmed that they could never make money, attempting to sue a\nbillionaire. If money isn’t the law of the land, it remains a\nwildly popular substitute, and the next best thing if you happen to\nbe a billionaire mayor, or work on Wall Street. However, as\nAmericans, we like to believe we have higher standards, so we make\nsure all the cops warn any new illegal aliens, not to try to bribe\nthem with petty cash. The mass media is all too well aware that the\npublic could not give a damn about what billionaires do for\nentertainment, boys will be boys, with few papers even bothering to\nrun the incident as front page news. For over a year, I regularly\nasked people if they knew reporters were being arrested and, of\ncourse, almost none of them did, while only one person has mentioned\nthe incident to me since it happened, and it has largely been swept\nunder the rug and forgotten. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nI said, Martian politics without any laws or reliable sources for\nnews, or anyone having a clue as what the hell is going on around\nhere, is just too weird for me personally and sounds unhealthy,\nunappealing, way too expensive and, as far as I can tell, serves no\ndamned practical purpose whatsoever, if you aren’t wealthy. Why\nshould anyone give a damned about a government that is so enlightened\nnobody even knows how to use a stupid dictionary, a quarter of their\nown population still claims the sun revolves around the earth, they\nhave the lowest voter turnout in the developed world, everybody calls\nthem evil, and they have to make it illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse?\nNow Bloomberg is talking about running for president himself while,\nwith the exception of the *Evil Fox News Network*, our glorious\nleader supports freedom of speech and the mass media and, in the\nhonorable tradition of NYC slum lords, cut another mass media news\noutlet a deal on their rent, for criticizing him less often, while\nthreatening to pull the licenses of the others. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nrecord two million women marched in peaceful protest against the\nelection of their new president, but they represented less than 1% of\nthe population, while it is now illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse in\nMaryland, because his imaginary tax cuts were so much more believable\nthen any of the official candidates and, obviously, politics without\na lot of silly laws, where you just have a few simple brand names to\nchoose from, and can pay cash or credit for whatever you can afford,\nis just a much more attractive option for busy voters today. In\npractically every election, they always vote for whoever offers the\nbest tax cuts, which is usually the clown advertising the most, and\nthere’s simply no need whatsoever for any inconvenient\nred-tape, or stupid laws, when you can just sell people their own\ngovernment, and cut out the middleman. The rest of the country is\nstill debating whether it might be a good idea to at least try to\nmaintain the pretense of rule of law, considering their votes no\nlonger matter, their constitution has been shredded, and over 40% of\nthe country now insists that what the nation requires is a\n“president”, who is not a dictator, but is somehow above\nthe law, and allowed to commit even high crimes and treason, so\neveryone has a better idea of just how much their government costs. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nfar as I’m concerned, its every American’s birthright to\ndemand the *Glorious Banana Republic* of their choice, where their\nvotes no longer matter and whoever spends more on advertising,\narrests more reporters, hires Russian hackers, talks the most\nexciting Professional Wrestling smack, and promises this, that, and\nthe other thing, gets to become our shiny new Glorious Leader, but I\nstill suggest blowing up their fucking TV, for the sake of their own\nhealth if nothing else. Haters gotta hate, and by who and what you\nhate, by this are you truly known, in an angry flock of chickens!\nThankfully, modern science has made it possible, to use Fuzzy Logic\nand automation, to save the lives of countless brainless chickens\naround the world. Fuzzy Logic is based on the simple observation that\nsome things, such as jokes, are “partially true” or\n“partially bullshit” and Oneness Poetry is almost 12,000\nyears old, while Stone Henge and written language are only half that.\nEven the Buddha expressed serious interest in the subject, yet the\nrigorous development of modern fuzzy logic and linguistic analysis,\nhad to wait for engineers and philosophers to became so desperate in\nthe last century, that they were willing to try anything. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThose\nmore familiar with the work of Ludwig Wittgenstein, commonly describe\nhis linguistic analysis as akin to reading a dry auto-repair manual,\nwhile those less familiar with his work, often complain it is utterly\nincomprehensible. Explaining why his linguistic analysis remains so\ncontroversial to this day, as simply the result of it being low in\nentropy, or low in content, making it suspiciously resemble a joke or\nmysticism, that chickenshit academics can seldom hope to grasp. In\nthe Socratic tradition, this book takes his chickenshit academic\nlinguistic analysis to the next level, leveraging contextual\nvagueness and the multifractal equation of the Tao Te Ching, to\nstress authenticity over knowledge. Illustrating according to\nacademic standards, how chickenshit academics with institutionally\nstunted senses of humor, seldom comprehend authenticity as more than\na vague abstraction, and seldom even have a clue how to use a stupid\ndictionary, much less share the truth, making them easy to exploit\nand cheap to replace with automation, along with most other\noccupations these days. Crucially, thanks to helping to set the legal\nstandards, academia remains the most sensible way to begin\nsystematically exploiting any kind of rhetoric or complete nonsense,\nfor fun and for profit, which I cover in extensive detail.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBabylonians\ncan write whatever bizarre history books they can sell at Walmart,\nnext to the tabloids, but academia has already accumulated a mountain\nof their own evidence that thoroughly condemns them, and academics\nthemselves are now starting to demand the sciences become more\nsustainable, just in time for global warming. Meanwhile, awareness\ncontinues to spread, far and wide, that the entire world ecology is\non the verge of collapsing, and all our jobs are about to be\nautomated out of existence, while a quarter of the civilized world\nstill claims the sun revolves around the earth, and our glorious\nleader who is charged with addressing such problems supports burning\ncoal, and is a reality TV star and lifelong fan of Professional\nWrestling who, obviously, thinks academics are way overpaid and full\nof crap. Forget about reading, writing, and arithmetic, after a\ncentury of public education, almost one in four Americans still\nclaims the sun revolves around the earth, because academia is so\nenlightened and progressive, that they cannot even teach a child how\nto use a stupid dictionary, much less, how to share their words, and\nplay nice more often, even if it kills them dammit! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nonly explanation their teachers have ever given to me is that only\nQuakers and total losers teach children how to use a dictionary,\nshare their words and play nice, which are political and cultural\nissues. Sadly, watching reruns of Gilligan’s Island and Green\nAcres was never a substitute for culture, or for learning how to use\na damned dictionary, share your words and play nice! Bob <\/font>Marley\nsentimentally sang, “How long shall they kill our prophets,\nwhile we stand aside and look?” Many might understandably\nassume that I’m exaggerating the seriousness of the situation,\nbut I remain thoroughly convinced that unless the idiots can agree\nupon using their own stupid dictionary, at least half the time, and\ntry to share their words and play nice more often, they’ll keep\nright on killing every damned one of them at the first opportunity,\nwhile everybody else stands aside and takes exciting photographs,\nthey can sell to the mass media! <\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBig\nBird is not an evil commie plot, and Jim Henson was practically a\nsaint as comedians go, or both of them might have been lynched right\nthere on Sesame Street, with the cameras rolling, just to teach all\nthe little kids a lesson they’ll never forget! All too\npredictably, Sesame Street and the UN have failed miserably in their\nheroic efforts to encourage the public to share their words and play\nnice more often but, fear not, the latest and greatest supercomputers\nare being programmed as I write this, with the arcane knowledge of\nhow to use a stupid dictionary, and are about to translate all of\nthese stupid jokes, into rigorous terms that even mainstream\nBabylonian academics can grasp. Meaning finally, at long last, we can\nget this over with, and even Babylonian academics will soon be able\nto safely get more of the punch lines to infantile jokes, older than\nmonuments, in their own lamentably stilted, if still admirably\nrigorous, grimly humorless, traditional institutionalized fashion.\nAll they have to do is be studious and, if you reward them, academics\nare very good at being studious, just like their own experimental lab\nrats, and behaviorists should use each other as test subjects more\noften, so they can compare their own behavior against that of the\nrats, and see what they’ll do for the promise of money.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDown\non the farm, legend has it that if you feed a chicken, they’ll\nlove you forever or, at least, love your corn, and its quite possible\nto encourage academics to experiment on each other! Join the Soupy\nSales Club Today, <\/font><\/font>****And\nClick Here To Win A Million Dollars!!!****<\/u><\/font><\/font>\nEverybody wants to rule the world, but money rules the world and has\na life of its own, and it should be possible to prove it to the\nsatisfaction of even intellectual Three Stooges or, at least,\nencourage them to pay for the privilege of dying faster. Of course,\nin the name of free markets and the customer always being right, and\ncareful to use double-blind studies, to determine exactly where the\ncontentious idiots just happen to draw the line between logic and\nhumor, truth and bullshit, and just how often they happen to strongly\ndisagree with their own damned facts and dictionaries.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ntruth shall set you free, but only if it doesn’t get you\nkilled! Will Rogers famously complained to his manager that his\naudiences would only laugh at his stupid jokes if they contained the\ntruth, but academics have extremely stunted senses of humor and, all\ntoo often, wouldn’t recognize the simple truth if it bit them\nin the ass! Making them an excellent choice for a test population, in\nwhich to explore the technology and potential new markets. Publishers\nare always looking for exciting ways to expand their markets, so I\ngive suggestions in another chapter for how to cheaply automate the\nprocess, of encouraging the monkey to chase the weasel, while\ncharging them for the privilege of debating the definition of stupid,\nand erecting more pay walls. <\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nyou can’t steal an egg from a bunch of eggheads who can’t\neven teach a child how to use a stupid dictionary, you are the damned\negghead! Capitalism is the foundation of American democracy and, if\nyou ask me, we should make it legal to sell our votes at Walmart and\nSeven-Eleven, right along with the lottery tickets, so everybody\nknows just exactly how much their votes are worth these days. Fox\nNews is legally entertainment, because they’ll sue anyone who calls\nthem Fake News, and learning the truth or getting involved in any way\nwhatsoever has never been more expensive, and the pay walls and\nghetto walls are going up fast, while greed is a powerful motivator\nfor the wealthy, who eat each other alive at every opportunity, and\njust love over-educated fools who don’t even know how to use a\ndictionary, whose votes no longer matter, and whose constitution has\nbeen shredded. As every teacher knows, there’s nothing like\nhaving a captive audience and, according to their own studies,\nacademics in the wealthiest countries in the world suck at addressing\nsocial issues, and would have to deliberately try to do worse,\npossibly reflecting their inability to reproduce, or to even teach a\nchild how to use a dictionary. As I said, Fox News is legally\nentertainment, but The Wall Street Bull Is A Sacred Cow, and you can\nencourage academics to use their own rhetoric to blame each other and\nthe same students they teach, in the name of freedom of speech, and\nmake money merely giving them whatever they demand to hear.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\nalready possible to earn a comfortable living encouraging chickens\neverywhere to blindly attack each other, and spout rhetorical\nnonsense, but automating the process is still a haphazard affair,\nthat can be made much more systematic and scientifically rigorous, by\nincorporating AI in particular. According to a report from the future\nhead of Amazon, the US is falling perilously behind in AI, with the\nChinese surging ahead, making it crucial to develop the technology as\nrapidly as possible, within the public domain and private sector, and\nnot rely on any single individual, government, corporation, or\nacademic institution, with a stunted sense of humor, to set standards\nor hobble free market enterprise. The way to Make America Great\nAgain, is to give them all the analog logic they can possibly use!\nThe problem is, the chickens oppose the development of analog logic\nwithin their own academic institutions, while Vaudeville is\nundisciplined, making the solution obvious. All academic institutions\nare not created alike, and the clowns can be easily encouraged to\ncompete against one another, while raising more pay walls. Academia\nis already dividing into public and private, open and classified,\nfree and pay-per-view, and the more lofty the ivory tower, the more\nstunted their sense of humor. Nothing beats going straight to the\nsource, and seeing just how long it takes them to catch on, while\ngetting paid to entertain yourself, and my work is in quantifying\nhumor in the public domain, that academics can never hope to\ncomprehend.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\nall the hot air they spout, encouraging intellectual Three Stooges\neverywhere to learn how to either share their words and play nice\nmore often, or die trying, could be the single most effective way to\ncombat Global Warming! Thankfully, Three Stooges slapstick is easy to\nautomate, and every branch of the sciences has their own distinctive\ntheories and philosophies, making it possible to turn playing the\nidiots off one another into an exact science, using their own\nresearch and technology. Leveraging the ignorance of the experts\nagainst themselves, by merely providing them with whatever they\ndemand to hear, in the most efficient and expedient manner\ntheoretically possible. Talk about putting the scientific method to\nthe test, the more they lie to themselves, the worse their sense of\nhumor becomes, the easier it is to fool themselves, and the easier\nthey are to exploit by the same students they teach Darwinian\nevolution, and claim should be censored for their own protection.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMuch\nto my shock, among all the other mind-boggling facts that I\ndiscovered over the course of conducting my own private research, is\nthat the harder academics or anyone else insists that everything must\nmake sense, the lower their reproductive rates and higher their\nmortality rates. Our materialistic culture stresses a winner-take-all\nattitude, but most people can’t afford the rat race, and teens\nhave the highest rates of suicide while, the more money people make,\nthe fewer children they have, and money is by far the single biggest\nreason people get divorced, and divorce is the most common reason\nadults commit suicide. Instant Karma’s gonna getcha baby, and\nit appears that our immune system and reproductive system are yin and\nyang, and Ebeneezer Scrooge needed Tiny Tim, every bit as much as he\nneeded him. I cover more of the sociological evidence in later\nchapters, but humans seem to live as long as we do, so that\ngrandparents can spoil their grandchildren, giving their parents a\nnight out once in awhile, and we evolved to live in small groups of\nnormally seven adults, who kept each other more honest. Lending\nentirely new meaning to the Laws of Thought and Psychology, if you\naren’t a chickenshit mainstream academic, afraid to ever go\nthere. <\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhich,\nof course, I cover in extensive detail throughout this book but, for\nnow, suffice it to say academia is about to be confronted with the\nself-evident truth, which is not even remotely like how they prefer\nto view the world, or themselves, making them a fantastic and largely\nuntapped commercial market, with unlimited growth potential, and ripe\nfor development, but its important to get in on the ground floor with\nthese things. Supposedly, academics are among the more intelligent\nBabylonians yet, for the better part of half a century, they’ve\ncomplained that nobody believes in Darwin’s theory of\nEvolution, when a strong majority of Americans distrust modern\nscience, almost none of them know how to even use a dictionary, and a\nquarter of them still insist the sun revolves around the earth.\nActually listening to themselves, much less to each other, sharing\ntheir words and playing nice, are all too often anathema and entirely\ncounterproductive in Babylon, where you can find the truth on sale at\nWalmart prices (Made in America and imported from China!) and,\nsometimes, you’d swear it must be illegal to teach a child how\nto use a dictionary, much less, how to share their words and play\nnice. The humble secret behind both Socratic wisdom and Taoism alike,\nis that the truth is the easiest thing in the world to share while,\naccording to a century of their own evidence, the hallowed halls suck\nat sharing the truth, and always have.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRichard\nDawkins, for example, is a widely recognized leader of militant\natheists, and an Oxford evolutionary theorist, who invented his own\nnonsense word “meme”, convincing millions of his\nfollowers to babble totally meaningless bullshit for decades now, of\ncourse, in the name of science, reason, and survival of the fittest\natheist. Well over a century ago, when it first became common for\npeasants to learn how to read, the lofty ivory towers themselves\ncapitulated to the madness of the wealthy and the mainstream\nhegemony, progressively rejecting even their own stupid dictionary\nand, of course, the flaming idiots eventually bought into their own\nbullshit hook, line, and sinker, convincing themselves that they\ncould change reality as we know it, by merely inventing new words.\nLast time I checked, some of them are still running around babbling\ncomplete nonsense, decades later, and encouraging others to babble\nlike total idiots, in the hope of saving the planet, by inventing new\nand exciting, more highly evolved, meaningless scientific sounding\ngibberish, that can bring humanity together. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, nobody is attempting to inform them that they’ve all been\nbabbling complete nonsense for decades, that only means whatever the\nhell each individual decides it means. Technically, they actually did\nmanage to change reality as we know it, by pulling the wool over\ntheir own damned eyes so hard they fell on their lofty collective\nasses, but I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for anybody to\nadmit they fell on their more evolved fat ass, much less, that they\nknow how it happened and are prepared to correct the problem. These\ndays, academics have so little personal integrity, so little interest\nin actually encouraging people to share their words, and care so\nlittle about the truth, that Oxford never even attempted to inform\nthe fools they’re all spouting complete bullshit and, as far as I can\ntell, nobody even thought to inform them. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tQuite\nthe opposite, academia’s all too predictable chickenshit\nresponse has been to declare war on fake news and misinformation,\nurging congress to censor the mass media and world wide web, so they\ncan continue to invent new nonsense words, and encourage the same\nidiots they teach to keep voting in rigged elections, for whichever\nclown advertises the most. Of course, ensuring that anybody with\nenough money or influence can continue to make up whatever bullshit\nthey please, as they go along. Shakespeare suggested throwing all the\nlawyers in the sea, but he was used to performing for a rough crowd,\nand when so-called “intellectual” leaders in lofty ivory\ntowers taunt each other with rhetoric and made up gibberish, as if\nthey were fighting on the kindergarten playground, lynch mobs take\nthe opportunity to throw lawyers in the sea because they decide they\ncan do a better job at making up their own infantile bullshit, or\nbecause the Mafia offers more justice than the legal system.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nyou can afford it, people lobby publishers all the time, urging them\nto print their own obviously superior definitions for words, but the\npublishers usually ignore them, because they can sell more\ndictionaries if they merely print the most popular definitions, the\nones people already prefer to argue over. Rather than an Urban\nDictionary, what might be more helpful is an “Encyclopedia of\nMeaningless Scholastic Rhetoric, Vacuous Arguments, Complete\nOxymorons, Nonsense Words, Misleading Statements, Distracting\nGibberish, Indignant Posturing, Pies-in-the-Face, and Miserable\nFailures!” You need a damned score card in order to distinguish\nour awe inspiring intellectual leaders from the less reputable\npoliticians, bankers, and lawyers they teach and, no doubt, they’ll\nargue endlessly over the definition of honesty, which is why its so\nimportant to document their ongoing insanity in the public domain,\nanonymously whenever prudent. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnce,\nan atheist told me the dictionary is not a God, and I told him to\ntell it to the judge and see if he throws the book at him. Bet you a\nbillion dollars, if he had a billion dollars, the judge wouldn’t\nthrow the book at him. Clarence Darrow once famously declared, “There\nis no justice in or out of court” but, he was a lawyer, and\nwhether lawyers can actually lie to themselves remains debatable and,\nwith modern medical technology, sometimes negotiable. At any rate,\nyou can still find the word in any damned dictionary and, in parts of\nTexas, justice means you can’t bring your horse inside church\nwith you to be baptized, but you can shoot a hooker for attempting to\nsteal your wallet, while in West Virginia justice means you can\nlegally buy judges by paying for their elections, and invent any\ndamned hillbilly definitions you prefer. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEquality\nunder the law means one man’s money is as good as the next, so\nlong as the Feds don’t get involved or the mindless mob doesn’t\nstart to riot, with democrats now trying to convince conservatives,\nthat their own Constitution is now irrelevant, and so is rioting,\nwith the government thinking about requiring permits for Civil\nDisobedience. Considering that the majority of Americans prefer to\nargue over their own stupid dictionary, that their votes no longer\nmatter, their constitution has been shredded, and almost a quarter of\nthem still claim the sun revolves around the earth, justice is the\nleast of their problems, when its patently obvious half of them are\nso far out of touch with reality that, all too often, they wouldn’t\nrecognize the simple truth if it bit them in the ass. You know its\nbad when Gilligan’s Island and Green Acres start to look like just\nanother tourism or real estate Time Share infomercial. Some have\nwarned of an impending Zombie Apocalypse of the Marching Morons, but\nnature has her own ways of limiting just how stupid people can\nbecome, both individually and collectively, and still manage to\nreproduce, while evolution is no different from anything else in life\nwhich, at best, is two steps forward and one back, or else! Of\ncourse, that means you can sell the zombies whatever nonsense they\ndemand to hear, easily convince them that mindlessly attacking each\nother is the socially responsible thing to do, then sell them\nwhatever they might believe might make them more attractive to other\nzombies, like a hat with flashing LEDs or whatever.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLinguists\nwere eventually compelled to give the word “meme” a\ndemonstrable definition, or it would have gone in the dictionary\nencouraging billions more to babble totally meaningless bullshit for\ndecades to come and, of course, cite Oxford University and Charles\nDarwin as sources, compelling Oxford to lower the cost of tuition\nconsiderably! Its just so much cheaper and easier, and even\npolitically correct, to invent new nonsense words and definitions,\nthen to actually attempt to teach children how to use a dictionary.\nMilitant atheists have made academia their bastion, and are among the\nleading contributors encouraging “intellectual” Three\nStooges everywhere to assume that they’re all brilliant cunning\nlinguists, when they don’t even have a clue how to use a stupid\ndictionary. The brilliant babbling idiots have been arguing so\nheatedly over existing dictionary definitions, that there are no less\nthan 17 widely recognized types of atheism today, including the\ncomplete oxymoron “Agnostic-Atheist” which, quite\npossibly stands for, “Uncertain who’s in charge around\nhere”. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, an atheist once accused me of insulting him by my claiming\nthat an “Agnostic-Atheist” a complete oxymoron, and I had\nto inform him that I don’t determine what people consider to be\na contradiction, nor do I write the dictionary definitions for words,\nor decide what people consider to be funny, and they’ll have to\ntake it up with the publishers, tell it to the judge, or start urging\npeople to burn their dictionaries, and ignore what’s missing\nfrom this picture! Ironically, since I started writing this book and\ntelling people about all this bullshit academic rhetoric, atheists\nhave rushed to remove or update every website claiming there are 17\ntypes of atheism, and are now loudly attempting to deny they ever\nexisted. Exchanging playground taunts was never something I was good\nat, but I do tend to notice what’s missing from this picture,\nwhich is much more valuable if you ask me, while playground bullies\nare always way too smart for their own good. Again, making them an\nexcellent marketing target, since they’re already the most unpopular\nminority, and are gullible enough to believe anyone who tells them\nthey are smarter than the rest. Having spent way too much time on the\nPlayground of Life himself, but swearing that he never did drugs,\nFrank Zappa famously sang, “You are what you is, and that’s\nall it tis!” Militant atheists have dominated academia yet,\nironically, they’re among the most notorious online bullies,\nand the very idea that they even know how to use a stupid dictionary,\nmuch less how to share their words and play nice on the playground,\nis laughable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\n17 types of atheism can be traced back to antiquated Soviet Era\ncommunist propaganda from the 1920s, designed to be used as a foot in\nthe door for contentious Babylonians, all too willing and eager to\nargue for the sake of argument itself, and spout any rhetoric or\nmeaningless bullshit for hours on end, merely to entertain\nthemselves. Proselytizing door to door was popular before the\ninvention of television and the internet, and Wikipedia and the\nOxford dictionary are both infamous for atheist rhetoric but, since\nnobody gives a crap about the dictionary except how to print their\nown versions, all the meaningless rhetoric is just more gibberish for\npublishers and the mass media to sell to their delusional public. In\ncommunist countries, I suppose militant atheists can play Big Brother\nall they want and print whatever damned dictionaries they prefer, of\ncourse, in the name of promoting literacy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWho\nneeds a dictionary when you can just make up anything you want, and\ntell all your teachers, or anyone else, whatever they want to hear?\nIn a few famous cases, individuals have gone on to earn advanced\ndegrees, and retire from successful careers, only to have it\neventually revealed that they were functionally illiterate, while\nworking memory is the only known reliable measure of anyone’s career\npotential, which is what you’d expect in a flock of chickens. A study\nof rocket scientists and brain surgeons concluded they were not\nsmarter than anyone else on the average. Once, just for the hell of\nit, I encouraged a militant atheist to argue that no less than a\ndozen two syllable words were all defined wrong in the dictionary\nproving, to my personal satisfaction, that only a complete idiot\nwould ever waste their time attempting to discuss anything serious\nwith either academics or atheists who, after a century of public\neducation, have so little personal integrity, that they could not\nteach a child how to use a stupid dictionary if their lives depended\non it and, all too often, wouldn’t recognize the simple truth\nif it bit them in the ass. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tForget\nabout growing up in a rough neighborhood, I was a military brat and\ngrew up in them all, because we moved around all the time.\nThankfully, everything I ever needed to know in life I learned in\nkindergarten, because I’m stubborn, and kept searching for\nwhat’s missing from this picture, only to eventually confirm my\nworst suspicions, that the well is truly bottomless!\nPiled-higher-and-deeper gains entirely new meaning, when a strong\nmajority of the public swears by their teachers, but deeply distrusts\nacademia, and the response of the ivory towers is to pompously invent\ntheir own nonsense words, to go along with all the bullshit\nterminology and rhetoric they already promote, while complaining\nabout pay walls, and urging the government to censor the internet.\nSeriously, these fools commonly claim to be more knowledgeable than\nother people, then proceed to reject their own dictionaries, make up\ntheir own nonsense words and bullshit terminology, insist they know\nbetter than anybody else, claim to be impartial as they lobby\ncongress and promote communist rhetoric, and are such highly skilled\nand inspirational teachers, that nearly a quarter of their students\nstill claim the sun revolves around the earth, and its now illegal to\njoin the Mickey Mouse Club in Maryland. Walt Disney would be\nhorrified, and you can write it all off as human nature, or point all\nthe damned fingers you want, but modern academia’s continuing\nabject failure to so much as teach a child how to use a stupid\ndictionary, does not exactly inspire confidence in the future of\nhumanity, much less, public education! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nwhole damned world is falling apart, and the response of the ivory\ntowers is to attack their own dictionary, and anyone who disagrees\nwith them, shooting for the lowest common denominator! Centuries ago,\nnatural philosophy died a slow painful death in the hallowed halls,\nand was replaced with a series of reactionary philosophies, such as\n“Scientific Positivism”, which is about as scientific as\nScientology, and as constructive and positive as playing Wack-a-Mole\nwith the Three Stooges. Karl Popper invented the philosophy, which\nhas never even met its own criteria for a valid philosophy, and\nsupposedly “objective” scientists are still quoting him\nand promoting his philosophy as supporting their theories and,\napparently, have no problem contradicting themselves, and promoting\npseudo-science, that they’ve used for most of a century to deny\nthe physical evidence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nI explain in great detail, in the following chapters, their lack of\nintegrity and brazen insanity makes it that much easier to see how\nyou can quantify lowbrow slapstick, across scales and magnitudes,\nmaking them easy to exploit and cheap to automate. These days, they\nonly call their philosophies natural or scientific, because they\ntaste great and are less filling, fit into their budgets and make a\nlittle money but, sooner than academics think, it will be possible to\nautomate any existing academic philosophy, and science, with much\nbetter results for Hollywood and the private sector. Spinoza’s\nphilosophy was the only real alternative literally produced in eons,\nat great personal risk and sacrifice, outside of the hallowed halls,\nand was merely adopted as an intellectual curiosity. These days, even\nlogistics, such as fuzzy logic, are more often corporate and\ngovernment secrets, making it difficult to develop new philosophies\nwithout consulting with Dr Strangelove, or working entirely outside\nof the system. Sr Stephen Hawking defiantly declared that philosophy\nis dead, but he was almost a century late in making that judgment,\nand missed the faculty meeting where they all broke out their knives.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSupposedly\nHawking was a genius, but the idea anybody is in charge around here,\nor has a coherent philosophy, is laughable, when the chickens are\nrunning around faster than ever, claiming the sun revolves around the\nearth and shouting, “Off With Their Heads!” I’ve\nmet people who attend KKK meetings where, like so many atheist trolls\nonline, they all stand toe-to-toe and spout the most hateful crap\nimaginable for hours on end, without pausing for breath. Not because\nthey necessarily believe a word of it, but because they love nothing\nbetter than dominating and submitting to complete bullshit, of\ncourse, usually without a clue as to why they love it so much. Just\nlike so many chickens who would be very sad, lonely, and confused\nindeed, without their pecking order to give their otherwise pathetic\nlives meaning. Once I visited an atheist website and went to some\nlengths to discuss the meaning of, “Agnostic-Atheist”,\nsuggesting that its a contradiction, and none of them ever caught on\nthat its a complete oxymoron, and only one of them even grudgingly\nadmitted that it might be a contradiction. Academics have empowered\nmilitant atheists and others to trash out the English language so\nbadly, their own students still commonly claim the sun revolves\naround the earth and struggle to reproduce!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDuring\nthe 1990s Southern Baptist churches lost half their congregations,\nwhen their preachers started competing for who could give the most\nvitriolic sermon, just like so many damned roosters competing over\nwho can crow the loudest, and who is the most intimidating. But, they\nall returned again a few years later, just like the preachers said\nthey would, once the competition died down because, of course,\nchickens need roosters. Multiple studies, by even the evangelical\nBana Group, have established that the social record of\nfundamentalists is at least as bad as anybody else, if not the worst\nin the developed world, and only the rare few individuals among them,\nwho regularly use their own two hands in service to their fellow man,\nactually live up to their own moral standards.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAccording\nto their own studies, religious Fundamentalism and Televangelism are\nnow officially synonymous with hypocrisy and brain damage, making\nthem “UnChristian” by the standardss of many, and they\nalso meet all the accepted criteria for a mental disease, but\npsychology itself meets the same criteria, because they refuse to\ncategorize them as a mental illness that causes brain damage, refuse\nto teach students how to use a dictionary, refuse to insist they all\nbe warned, and nobody has ever managed to prove the existence of\ncommon sense anywhere in the world. Liars are a dime a dozen, but\ngood lies make money, and don’t require a dictionary. Sigmund Freud\nwas the first to popularize psychology as a science and,\nprophetically, he became a cocaine dealer who specialized in treating\nthe trophy wives of the rich and famous, based on the theory they\nwere suffering from childhood sexual issues. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHis\npsychology eventually went on to become extremely popular with the\ncommunist Chinese bureaucracy, thanks to his Psychoanalysis making it\neasier for them to live with a guilty conscience, just like Freud’s\ntrophy wives. Common sense has it that we’re supposed to listen\nto the recognized experts, whose own evidence indicates there’s\nno such thing as common sense, but who refuse to denounce common\nsense as nonsense, could not teach a child how to use a dictionary if\ntheir lives depended on it, have severely stunted senses of humor,\ninvent their own atheist rhetoric and nonsense words, urge congress\nto censor the mass media and internet for the sake of our rigged\nelections, invent spectacular failures such as Totalitarian Communism\nand Freudian Psychoanalysis and, according to their own studies, are\ninfamous for being underpaid workaholics with the lowest reproductive\nrates, and least satisfying sex lives of any profession! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPhysician,\nheal thyself! Darwin was an academic but, according to their own\nstudies, neither academia nor conservative Americans appear to\ncomprehend the meaning of reproduction of the species, as anything\nmore than a vague abstraction and, like the military, the hallowed\nhalls remain among the most notoriously sexist of any existing\ninstitution. It might sound like I’m being too harsh on them,\nbut over the course of my conducting research the trends became all\ntoo obvious, that these idiots are killing themselves and each other,\nand drowning in their own lies all that much faster, the more\nadvanced their technology becomes. IQs dropped noticeably with the\nintroduction of televangelism and, later, the cellphone, while 50\nyears of studies concluded that, over the last few decades,\nchildren’s values and mental health have gone down the toilet\naltogether, and home schooling has become wildly popular, to the\npoint of public schools closing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAcademics\ncan claim to know what the hell they’re doing but, whatever the hell\nthey’re doing, it doesn’t seem to support mental health or\nreproduction of the species, in many of the wealthiest countries in\nthe world, while the entire world ecology is on the verge of\ncollapsing, and none of their students appears willing to admit\nresponsibility for the state of the world today either. Never take\npersonal advice from indignant sexist pigs and playground bullies who\nmake up their own nonsense words and rhetoric, who have the absolute\nworst working hours imaginable, the least satisfying sex lives,\nlowest reproductive rates, design weapons for the government, and who\nare paid by the pharmaceutical companies to claim sanity is possible\nin an insane world. We’re supposed to take their word for it\nthat they have the slightest clue as to what the hell they’re\ndoing, and are not merely spouting whatever the hell they’re\npaid to spout, in spite of their continuing abject failure to even\nteach a child how to use a stupid dictionary, much less, address\nexisting chronic and epidemic mental health issues. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, the one thing neither atheists, psychologists, nor\nfundamentalists will ever recommend is to use a damned dictionary,\ntry to share your words, stop spouting quite so much bullshit, keep\npaying it forward suckers, try to play nice on the playground more\noften, and learn how to laugh if it kills you! Not to mention, please\nfeel perfectly free to ignore anything else they have to say, as\nofficially hypocritical, insane, and of dubious value according to\ntheir own standards! That’s not to suggest that people don’t\nhave serious mental health issues, or that there is no such thing as\nworthwhile expert advice, of all manner and variety, but there can be\nno doubt that both academia and the mainstream have serious mental\nissues themselves. Including a dysfunctional relationship according\nto their own standards, increasingly leaving the mindless mob and the\nmass media to fill in the gaps, making anything they say\nquestionable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSome\nmight label it a humanitarian crisis, but its difficult to say when\nthey all argue over the definition of a crisis, as their population\nimplodes, typically preferring to blame each other, demand that\neverybody lie to them, and let the lawyers decide how much anybody’s\nwords are worth. Leaving my “Bullshit Linguistic Analysis”\nas one of the few remaining ways in which to determine exactly what\nthey’re all attempting to say, how trustworthy anything they say\nmight happen to be, and for analyzing their dysfunctional\nrelationships in depth, for long term market trends, and the best\nways to encourage them to invest in their own insanity. Fake news and\nmisinformation attract customers to websites, but the same customers\ndemand that the government they call evil censor the mass media, and\nprotect them from themselves. In America, the customer is always\nright, and the emerging markets have unlimited potential but,\nobviously, we must develop the required linguistic analysis outside\nof the hallowed halls, where its still possible to have a sense of\nhumor, use a dictionary, and call bullshit, bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\nmy Bullshit Linguistic Analysis, anyone can anonymously publish\nanything demonstrable within the public domain, and its either\nmathematically and linguistically consistent, describing humanity’s\n“Collective Ignorance”, or everybody will notice right\naway. Idiots attempting to criticize the contents, can be told its\nall just bullshit but, self-evident, mathematically consistent, and\ndemonstrable. In recent years, academia has reluctantly admitted\ntheir peer review process encourages enough bad research, that it has\nbecome a serious problem. Thankfully, my own work is based entirely\non the self-evident truth and demonstrables, and can be improved upon\nat any time by anyone, of any age, or even a computer, and is enough\nto drive academic linguists insane, because it requires a sense of\nhumor that their own institutions actively suppress but,\nincreasingly, are exploiting for developing weapons, and for fun and\nfor profit. According to their own standards, the hallowed halls are\nsimply not to be trusted with their own bullshit, and the only people\nthey allow to give them feedback are the same idiots they teach, who\nstill insist the sun revolves around the earth, and that they had the\nfinest education available. Leaving the public domain frequently one\nof the few remaining places left where anyone can share their words\nand play nice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nhuge percentage of hippies I know fled from abusive Fundamentalist\nbackgrounds, only to eventually discover that the rest of the\nmainstream is so abusive and out of touch with reality in general,\nthat the workaholic Japanese and white US and EU populations have\nbeen imploding faster than any other on the planet for half a\ncentury, with academics having the lowest reproductive rates of any\nprofession and, increasingly, importing every genius on the planet to\nreplace them. They tend to look down upon those with less money and\nformal education, judge each other according to what they do for a\nliving, how polite anyone is, and how much money they have, while the\nentire world ecology collapses, and they import geniuses from other\ncountries that provide more funding for higher education, as their\nown population implodes. Conservatives and academics can deny it all\nthey want but, according to their own studies, their espoused family\nvalues don’t appear to support either survival or reproduction\nof the species, that is, wherever people have a higher standard of\nliving, and easy access to birth control. Again, me thinks\nfamiliarity doth breed self-contempt, which is one reason I decided\nsomebody needed to step forward, and suggest that, perhaps, learning\nhow to share their words and play nice more often, can be a really\ngreat place to start. One Japanese couple sued their own parents for\nnot explaining the birds and the bees to them, which would have saved\nthem rather expensive consultations with fertility specialists. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nfriend of mine was popular with the smallest kids in the\nneighborhood, because he would always pretend to lose fights with\nthem, and chickens can be miserable just like little kids if they\ncan’t at least peck one another lightly. You could start a\nwhole new school of Psychoanalysis that practices Professional\nWrestling smack talk, and might even teach a militant atheist a thing\nor two. Once I watched a crack whore cuss out a cop for an hour,\nwhile he stood there shaking his head in total disbelief, refusing to\naccept the simple truth, that the truth was the last damned thing she\ngave a crap about, and I had no sympathy whatsoever for the fool.\nChickens usually believe you either buy the truth or force it on\npeople, and he never offered her any money, and was obviously\nuneducated in the finer points of Professional Wrestling smack and\nreality TV. Frequently, I tell people, forget about VR, AI is the\nfuture, because there never was any intelligent life around here!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nsay there’s no agnostics in foxholes, and there are almost no\natheists in prison, and atheists tend to be extremely productive and\nethical members of society in many respects and, frequently, complain\nabout being the least trusted among believers and nonbelievers alike\nbecause, of course, chickens are the masters of acting indignant.\nAtheists have dominated academia and a strong majority of Americans\ndistrust academics, they’ve rejected their own traditional\nwisdom philosophies, empirical evidence, and dictionaries, and have\nbecome infamous as online trolls, with even agnostics frequently\navoiding them whenever possible, and now they’re complaining\nthat nobody trusts them. Its hard to imagine how atheists could\npossibly go out of their way to make people distrust them more, but\nthey can be surprisingly moral, whenever they aren’t busy\ntrolling people online, aren’t teaching children how to babble\ncomplete nonsense, spouting endless lies and rhetoric, lobbying\ncongress, and when they’re the single most distrusted minority\nin the entire country. Sadly, academics tend to have a high opinion\nof atheists, and themselves, and their students often say they love\ntheir teachers but, in totalitarian communist countries, atheists\nhave shown no hesitation, or remorse whatsoever, over killing or\nimprisoning anybody who disagrees with them by the tens of millions,\nof course, in the name of education, morality, evolution, growth, and\nmemsy progress! Anyway, that’s my meme and I’m sticking\nwith it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDuring\nthe last century, the communist Chinese government imprisoned\nbelievers by the millions in the name of re-education while, today,\nlifelong avowed atheists in China are converting to Christianity in\nrecord numbers. Often pointing out that they can no longer trust\ntheir children’s morality in the hands of an increasingly\ncapitalistic government, and Christianity has a proven track record\nof opposing its own corrupt governments. Worldwide, atheists are\nworking hard to convince people to become more democratic, and\ncapitalistic, supporting their own competition. The “Holy\nTrinity” is a bit exotic by Chinese standards, but many of them\nhave traditionally believed the human body alone contains 8,000 gods,\nand the Holy Trinity, being a foreign concept, is not an obstacle to\nthe widespread adoption of Christianity. The *Evil US Government*\nremains in charge of the most corrupt and religious country in the\nworld today, and other countries have experienced similar social\nproblems that appear to accompany sudden wealth in competitive\nsocieties. In stark contrast, as many of the other thriving\ndemocracies have progressively adopted more extensive social safety\nnets, their citizens have put more faith in their own governments,\nthe number of agnostics has more than doubled, and a strong majority\nidentify themselves as merely spiritual or agnostic, with the\nreligious and atheists alike typically relegated to minorities.\nIndicating that neither one actually supports salt-of-the-earth\ndemocratic values, and are, more less, randomly opposing whatever\nanyone with money or political influence promotes as a threat at the\ntime.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJust\nas Atheism is bizarrely associated with both totalitarian communism\nand the wealthy, organized religion is often associated with crime\nand dysfunctional societies and, never having lived in a communist\ncountry, as an agnostic myself, I’m not sure which is worse\nbut, here in the US, we sometimes like to say at least criminals tend\nto be more creative, and chickens can be as dull as it gets.\nCommunist rhetoric is so shallow you could use it to torture people,\nand I talk to Chinese people all the time and try not to laugh when\nthey spout the obligatory rhetoric for the censors, and we tend to\nsympathize with each other’s cultural baggage. Collectivist humor\ncould make an existentialist go permanently cross-eyed, and even the\nChinese government knows its best to poke fun at the worst of their\nown rhetoric, or their censors will never see any of the punch lines\ncoming, but academics struggle to recognize jokes, often confusing\nthem with mysticism, making it that much easier to exploit them. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNote\nthat agnosticism and spirituality support more inclusive\nsalt-of-the-earth humor and values, that the wealthy and powerful\ntend to suppress, which is why organized religions and academics\nalike tend to have severely stunted senses of humor, dismiss the\nimportance of humor, and rely heavily on sarcasm, Aristotelian logic,\nand playing around with dictionary definitions. Sadly, organized\nreligions and atheists alike frequently promote people arguing over\nthe definition of stupid, and sometimes killing each other, rather\nthan sharing their words more often, and sharing more of a genuine\nsense of humor. Among other things, this book explores how logic and\nhumor express the “Two Faces of Janus”, or particle-wave\nduality, how anyone can reconcile the two for themselves, and how to\nautomate the process of encouraging personal growth, in ways people\nhave only dreamed were possible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSocratic\nhumor and Oneness Poetry have survived down through the eons, by\noften making our jokes as lame as humanly possible, and harder for\nthe higher ranking chickens to recognize. Nonetheless, they killed\nSocrates for his incredibly lame sense of humor and, eventually, the\ncommunists drove the Taoists, with their\n"Winnie-the-Pooh-You-Scrape-Off-Your-Shoes" sense of humor,\nout of China altogether, with most Taoists today living in Malaysia.\nThe major religions, still spreading everywhere faster than the rest,\nall incorporate the most explicit Three Stooges logic imaginable, and\nseverely stunted senses of humor, so they can compete against\nmilitant atheists and each other. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOver\nthe last few decades, as entitlements have increased in the US, and\nall the money has floated to the top, the poor have abandoned church\nservices entirely, becoming famous for sometimes watching\ntelevangelists, while they wait in their social security offices.\nMeanwhile, the struggling middle class, working longer hours for\nlower pay than ever before, has been attending services in record\nnumbers, praying for more reasonable working hours and, discretely,\ndoing a little tax exempt business on side. In the ancient Roman\ntradition, academia and religion have become just more mass media\nentertainment and, frequently, just more reliable places to conduct\nbusiness while, simultaneously, the US has become the most nepotistic\ncountry in the world today, complete with the largest prison\npopulation in the history of world, and the prison population\nincreasing and decreasing in direct proportion to the number of\nhospital beds available in the mental healthcare system. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPoverty\nis the worst crime of all, with homelessness being transformed into\njust another industry for exploiting people who already have the\nhighest mortality rates. Half a million chronically homeless include\ncountless psychotics, commonly wandering in and out of traffic,\nsleeping in doorways and, often, preferring to eat out of garbage\ncans, while taking hundreds of dollars a day worth of\npharmaceuticals, just to avoid being dragged off to a hospital or\nprison. Many today live in tents and sleep in their vehicles,\navoiding the shelters whenever possible, which contain closed circuit\nTV cameras monitored by the police, and are often filled with\nhardcore drug addicts, alcoholics, and violent criminals, who barely\ntolerate each other’s company. Gangs often composed of children\nhave spread to every major city, and every ghetto in the country has\nbeen walled in, to increase the property value in the surrounding\nareas, as all the money continues to float to the top.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBoth\nthe republican and democratic parties are promoted by the wealthy and\npowerful establishment, who tend to encourage fundamentalists and\natheists alike to actively eliminate any middle ground between them\nand, as Socrates discovered the hard way, sudden wealth can easily\nbecome a curse. In the military its known as simple, "Divide and\nConquer, Hammer and Anvil, Tactics” where, like the Three\nStooges, you play Wack-a-Mole and crush anything in the middle flat,\nwhich is also sometimes referred to as promoting, “The Law of\nContention”. Some say absolute power corrupts absolutely but,\nin countries with already existing social problems, all you require\nis sudden wealth, with the wealth flooding the US, off and on since\nWWII, being more than enough to corrupt the country. Even\npolitically, most so-called "Independent" voters, almost\nalways vote republican, because there is no middle ground to be found\nanywhere above ground, ensuring the political system constantly\nswings from one extreme to another, and is funded by entrenched\nwealth and the oligopolies, with lobbyists spending up to a billion\ndollars a year, making damned sure congress knows exactly what they\nwant. Contrary to conventional wisdom, fundamentalism is the bastard\nredheaded stepchild of academia and the mass media, ensuring the Law\nof Contention remains the rule of the land, with neither one being\ncapable of teaching a child how to use a dictionary if their lives\ndepended on it, and both populations imploding faster than any other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFundamentalism\narose as a direct result of academics promoting universal literacy\nand introducing the modern mass media, and the issue is not how the\ntwo differ, but how does their dysfunctional relationship promote\neach other’s rapid decline, and suppress much more viable\nalternatives. Additionally, explaining why atheists have moved into\nacademia over the same time period, only to urge congress to censor\nthe mass media, reject their own dictionaries, invent new rhetoric\nand nonsense words, and invent such abject failures as totalitarian\ncommunism. My enemy’s enemy is my best friend, and both sides\nare attempting to push extreme agendas by muddying the waters,\nwhenever possible, to the point of poisoning the very ground they\nwalk upon and, unfortunately, spouting so much hot air and becoming\nso horrendously destructive, over the last century or so, that their\nown populations have begun to implode dramatically, with the\nintroduction of modern birth control, and Global Warming now appears\npoised to begin killing half the planet in earnest, assuming WWIII\ndoesn’t break out first. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t“What’s\nso special about Harvard, Yale, and Oxford men? They confuse\nthemselves even more then they confuse other people, and consistently\nset the standard for piled-higher-and-deeper. Besides my asking\nwhether anyone made up their own definitions for words, the only\nother question I asked was if anybody knew the simple distinction\nbetween a lynch mob and a democracy and, in over a decade, not a\nsingle person even came close to the correct answer, including a\nclass of Harvard Law students. Any stand-up comic smart enough to buy\nlife insurance, or probably Conan O’Brien’s wife, knows the\nanswer, and I give it somewhere in this book, but its obviously not\nimportant to make such distinctions and, like I said, knowing the\ntruth can be costly and dangerous in Babylon, if you aren’t a\nprofessional comedian, or your family can’t afford life\ninsurance. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nhallowed halls spout so much gibberish, that I had to spend months\nwatching PBS interviews with academics, in order to gain a better\nidea of all the myriad ways in which they casually abuse the\ndictionary, and to get a better feel for exactly how the idiots\nprefer to fool themselves. Basically, they seldom acknowledge the\nself-evident truth even exists, and have no clue what systems logics\nare, while I’ve gone to extremes in this book to explain how\nsimple systems logics work, and how to use them to bullshit any\nacademic, tell them whatever they demand to hear, and profit off\ntheir unwavering conviction, that they remain objective and unbiased.\nIf you want an “A” in class, reading my poetry alone can\nhelp you bullshit any teacher, and, if you want to design bots the\nThree Stooges will love to argue with, my poetry contains the\nmathematics and linguistics, and I provide all the details for the\nphysics and logistics work, in order to leverage the ignorance of the\nexperts against themselves in the cheapest, most profitable,\nefficient, and easy to implement manner. If academics want to reject\ntheir own dictionary, facts, philosophies, and linguistic analysis,\nthen its up to the private sector to develop the science and\ntechnology, and my work is all in the public domain, but you might be\nsurprised just how much of their most popular bullshit is totally\nmeaningless bullshit, that they will defend with their dying breath.\nEven academic bullshit can only avoid the light of day for so long\nand, for anyone who comprehends just how much meaningless bullshit\nthey spout, the extent of the problem is truly staggering, but that’s\nalso what makes it such an exciting commercial market to develop! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nonly want to hear what they want to hear, so I can teach their\nstudents, governments, corporations, and anyone else interested, how\nto tell them whatever they demand to hear. How to earn the maximum\nprofit by encouraging intellectual Three Stooges everywhere to argue\nover the definition of stupid, and how anyone can collate any data\nand make unique predictions for pies-in-the-face, that academics will\nnever see coming. A recent study indicated that rocket scientists and\nbrain surgeons are not actually smarter than anyone else, and their\nrigid inflexibility and delusions of superiority, are what make them\nso easy to automate and exploit. Its officially UnAmerican to join\nthe Mickey Mouse Club in Libertarian Paradise By The Sea on the\nChesapeake, because knowing the truth, sharing your words, and\nplaying nice are only considered family values whenever taxes are\nsignificantly higher, tuition is way lower, and your sexist\nworkaholic population, raised on Gilligan’s Island and Green\nAcres, and rushing to grab that cash with both hands, just to pay the\nnext month’s rent, actually has a desire to make babies in\ntheir spare time. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTrusting\npoliticians you pay to lie to you, in rigged elections, is widely\nconsidered flat out insane, and I know people who regularly donate to\npolitical campaigns, in order to ensure they still have their\nsupport, and academia will simply have to get in line, with the rest\nof the chickens, and raise tuition. As all the money has steadily\nfloated to the top, across the country the price of life has steadily\ngone down the toilet, depending on your state and locality, with\nChicago now being declared a War Zone, and the governor of Texas\nthreatening to secede from the union, until the Mexican cartels let\nit be known that, if he kept up that kind of smack, they’d\nstart to take it personally. Just by random chance, over the years\nI’ve bumped into several people who go out of their way to\ndrive all the way around the entire state of Texas, as if it were one\ngiant nuclear waste disposal site, inhabited by cannibals and savage\nmutants, but the marketing potential is unlimited!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnother\nOxford academic has gone so far as to declare the New Atheists, “A\nBetrayal of the Enlightenment”, yet a quarter of the developed\nworld still insists the sun revolves around the earth, begging the\nquestion of whose “enlightenment” he’s talking\nabout. The usual wealthy white guys, who are almost always lawyers\nand bankers heavily invested in the stock market, are still the same\nones running around claiming to know everything, and insisting\neverybody else is full of crap. And, are the same idiots increasingly\ndemanding the right to censor the mass media and the worldwide web,\nso they can enlighten the rest of us in excruciating detail from\ntheir lofty ivory towers, positions of power and authority, and\nextensive mass media outlets, which can now all be found on the NYSE!\n*Support The Sciences And The Enlightenment*, by burning your\ndictionary today, and own your very own cherished family heirloom of\n*~Conventional Wisdom~*, by investing in reality TV, Face Book, and\nTwitter! Once, an academic asked me what can be done to avert the\nimpending lengthy series of looming man-made catastrophes, such as\nGlobal Warming, now threatening the future of humanity, and I angrily\nsuggested he find out who the hell is teaching all these idiots how\nto destroy the planet faster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCall\nme brain damaged, but either the right hand knows what the left hand\nis doing, or we’re all screwed and, according to their own\nevidence, academia could not find their own ass with both hands. The\ntruth hurts for a reason and, worldwide, the mainstream, their\nteachers, and their institutions of higher learning, have inspired so\nmuch confidence in the next generation, that they’ve more than\ndoubled the number of billion dollar self-contained bomb shelters\ncurrently under construction, and are making significant progress in\ndeveloping the technology to colonize Mars, when nobody has even been\nthere yet, and low gravity environments proved decades ago to be\nseriously hazardous to your health! However, we can all sleep better\nat night knowing our Glorious Leader will be safe, and is doing his\nutmost to ensure that more weathermen and physicians know how to do\ntheir damned jobs properly, and do as they’re told. With\nguidance from our Glorious Leader, academia is literally encouraging\ncomplete idiots and gullible fools everywhere to systematically erect\nthe Tower of Babel and, I might add, have made tremendous strides in\nrecent years in developing the technology to construct a Star Wars\n“Death Star” battle station, which is the most popular\nonline request made to the White House and, quite possibly, the\nfuture home of humanity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\ntheir part, the public complains about things like Fox News, but\nnobody would ever watch it if they merely told the truth. Facebook\njust censored all of the reputable news outlets in Australia, because\nreputable news is too expensive, when you can just make up any\nbullshit you want, and nobody even uses a dictionary. People\nconstantly complain about online trolls, fake news, and\nmisinformation, but most websites that don’t attract so-called\ntrolls don’t get any traffic, and websites are normally\ndesigned to attract trolls, and to make it easy for moderators to\nkeep the flames down, so the trolls don’t get carried away, and\nchase off the same customers they attract. I suppose you could argue\nthat websites are normally designed to troll for customers, and\nspread fake news and misinformation, but their customers are mostly\neither fans of fake news and misinformation, or trolls and, of\ncourse, nobody can agree upon the definition of a troll, because\nnobody can agree on the definition of stupid. Some have argued with\nme that they have an explicit definition for what a troll is but,\nwhenever I’ve explained to anyone who has asked for my opinion about\nsuch things that, according to their definition, websites are\nnormally designed to troll for customers, they usually stop talking\nto me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhenever\na wealthy individual or a corporation, such as our glorious leader\nand Fox News, blatantly lies to the public, the lawyers insist it be\ncalled “real news” and not be censored, and one study\nindicated that if you label some things “fake news”, the\nidiots will automatically assume anything that isn’t labeled\nfake is real. But, not to worry, once our glorious leader is above\nthe law, he can set new standards and fair prices, establishing a\ncompetitive market for deciding what constitutes real news.\nSimilarly, “Trolling For Trolls” could be the newest\ncompetitive online video game, with little kids these days spouting\nthe most vitriolic crap imaginable, that could inspire a professional\nwrestler to change careers. Some website owners carefully tweak the\nrules for their forums in minor ways, just to encourage the idiots to\nfeel like they always have something to argue about, whenever they\nstart to run out of steam or ideas and, as always, the truth remains\na hard sell. Far too rich for my blood, and can’t compete with\nbillions of chickens all enthusiastically pecking away at each other,\nand endlessly spouting blatant lies and complete nonsense. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tGoogle\nis working on an AI that will allow the individual to turn the\nvitriol up and down on command, just like adjusting the volume on a\nstereo, so the mindless mob can listen to all the juicy lies,\ncomplete bullshit, and exciting vitriol they could possibly desire,\nin whatever polite or impolite terms they happen to prefer at the\ntime. Intel just introduced their own version for online gaming, and\nselling customized bullshit to complete blithering idiots is nothing\nnew but, the difference is, this is mathematically rigorous\ncustomized bullshit, that can be used to construct an AI capable of\nstealing WC Fields’ lunch money and life savings, never giving\na sucker an even break. The music industry, for example, already has\nan algorithm that allows them to calculate exactly how much money\nthey can make on any song, with popular music today being almost\nentirely devoid of intonation, as a result of nobody wanting to hear\nthe truth in even the voices of popular singers, who now commonly\ndistort their voices electronically, no matter how talented they are.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ncomputers are beginning to spit out hit singles, and one dimensional\ncomic book super heroes are breaking all box office records (Hulk\nSmash!) You can see the same flat, zombie, cartoonish effect in even\nfashion models, with some of the newest popular music stars and\nmodels being entirely synthetic virtual creations, that were never\nbased on any individual and, in at least one case, is theoretically\ngenetically impossible. A classic Barbie doll is so thin she would\nhave to be seven foot tall for her internal organs to work however,\nsoon, improved mathematics and AI will make it trivial to manipulate\nand customize such images with incredible accuracy, for the maximum\nbang-for-your-buck, that will make the current music, movie, and porn\nindustry attempts to exploit their audiences for more money, look\npathetic in comparison. Facebook is now competing with the porn\nindustry, which has already joined the ranks of major investors and\ndevelopers of technology with, for example, it now being possible to\npractice safe sex, and buy a cheap blow-job online, while watching\nporn in VR, using one of Facebook’s own headsets. They’ve been\nso successful, that Facebook has changed their name to “Meta”\nand is now investing heavily in adding VR programming to their\nwebsites. With the addition of advanced AI, the future of online porn\nis quite bright, if you are a Wall Street investor, or enjoy humping\nlamp posts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNothing\nlike a little behavioral conditioning, beat me, whip me, make me\nwrite bad checks, then tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies and,\nonly then, give me just the facts I need to know but, the simple fact\nis, nobody wants to hear the truth! Theoretically, its all the same\nanalog logic and mathematics, and can be used to design a Woody Allen\nstyle, “Orgasmitron” that will encourage complete idiots\nto reproduce even less often but, there’s simply no denying\nthat few things sell worse than the truth, few things are more\nexpensive than the truth, and the more casually they all lie to\nthemselves, the louder they demand that everybody else lie to them as\nwell, and the faster they run in circles screaming “Off With\nTheir Heads!” Frequently raised in such exotic locations as\nGilligan’s Island and Green Acres, all too often living\nsheltered lives in the vast lonely sprawling deserts of suburbia, and\ngiant megalopolises, that blend together like so much concrete\nplay-dough and Lego buildings, the truth tends to haunt chickens,\nlike their own shadow! Nonetheless, only the truth can set you free,\nwhether you wanna be free or not! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tChickens\nbe free! Is Chickenshit Liberation in Three Stooges Libertarian\nParadise Never-Ending-Armageddon-Again-and-Again-and-Again! The\nextra-crispy Mickey Mouse Southern Fried Movie variety recommended by\nthe Colonel himself! That comes with the new spicy hot wings\nmarinated in moonshine, for those extra special occasions, when the\nlights are only left on because nobody is ever home. Everybody\narguing over the definition of stupid, means freedom is your right to\nshoot yourself in the foot, and freedom ain’t nothin’ but a\njoke in bad taste, if you never do get the punch lines! The one\ndamned thing, you can be absolutely certain of, is that reality has a\nnasty habit of imposing itself upon even the most enormous flock of\nindignant chickens, in the most disagreeable ways imaginable! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nwidespread knowledge that we are now confronting Global Warming and\nare in the midst of the single worst extinction event in the history\nof the planet, is raising everybody’s red flags to the top of\nthe pole, with all the signs indicating that Babylon is in for an\nextremely rude awakening. Politics may make for strange bedfellows,\nbut at least they don’t appear to reproduce that often, so its\nseldom a problem in the long run. Unfortunately, the birds and the\nbees are already dying, because the insects are dying, the fish are\ndying, the animals are dying, the plants are dying, and the heatwaves\nkeep getting longer with each passing year, as if everything the\nBabylonians touch, including each other, eventually withers away and\ndies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEverything\non the planet from the north to the south pole is dying but, paradise\nlost must inevitably be regained. Soon enough, the only place anybody\nleft alive will be calling paradise, is a self-contained bomb\nshelter, or a passing alien spaceship! Researchers have determined\nthat humanity now requires new technology, just to prevent the entire\nworld ecology from collapsing, due to all the damage we’ve\nalready done with our current technology. Nonetheless, the Black\nRhino still lives and, in a hopeful sign, a White Buffalo was born in\nthe West, signifying that we may yet have time, and countless\nBabylonians that I’ve spoken to are fervently hopin’ and\na praying, that some new technology will come along, that can prevent\nthem from mindlessly abusing every new technology, at the first\nconvenient opportunity. Believe it or not, such technology is quite\npossible, and I discuss it in another chapter but, again, you have to\nbe careful what you wish for, especially if you’re a brainless\nchicken, living in your own Private Idaho!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnce\nI mentioned to someone studying how to operate nuclear reactors, that\nGalileo proved over four hundred years ago that heavier objects don’t\nfall any faster, and he made Homer Simpson proud by stubbornly\nrefusing to believe me. The fool didn’t even ask me how heavier\nobjects could possibly not fall any faster, and summarily dismissed\nmy casual comment, as if he were used to being lied to every day of\nhis life, about even the stupidest crap imaginable. When the\nFukushima nuclear power plant started to meltdown, a representative\nof the nuclear power industry was online, arguing with me and\nattempting to reassure the public that the industry has a fantastic\nsafety record. That is, until I pointed out that they built a cheap\nnuclear reactor, based on experimental submarine designs, on the most\nearthquake and tsunami prone island in the world, threw up a berm\nwall just high enough to have stopped the last tsunami to hit that\nspot, and the executives were all indicted five years previously on\ncorruption charges, for violating every safety rule in the book,\nincluding stacking spent rods on top of the reactor, because white\ncollar crime might as well be legal in Japan. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNote\nthat I have nothing against either the science or the industry\nitself, and the Japanese are famous for their attention to details\nand amazing scientists and engineers but, all too frequently,\nmainstream conventional wisdom has led to the worst lowbrow slapstick\nimaginable, and the stupid chickens don’t know their own damned\nlimits! Meanwhile, academics everywhere continue to encourage them,\nstill refuse to use a stupid dictionary, and are now loudly insisting\nthat censoring the internet and mass media is the only possible\nsolution, to the same problems they are generating. Of course, insane\nBabylonians will do whatever the hell they want and, no doubt, will\nignore anything that I might have to say, much more often preferring\nto take their cues from reality TV and Professional Wrestling, like\nour glorious leader, but I couldn’t just standby and watch\nFukushima meltdown without at least saying something while it was\nhappening. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMichio\nKaku is a famous physicist from California, where some of the\nradioactive waste washed up on their beaches, and he went on TV\nbegging them to entomb the disaster, but Japan’s environmental\nclaim to fame includes hunting the whales and cutting down the rain\nforest, while it was the American government that encouraged Japan to\nbuild the reactors in the first place. So-called geniuses and\nintellectuals pleading for mercy from the same morons they teach, who\nhave almost no clue how to use a dictionary, and still insist the sun\nrevolves around the earth, is just more bizarre Babylonian theater to\nme. All the Star Trek fantasies, parallel universes converging, and\ninfinite strings that anybody can pull, cannot save Michio or his\nmillions of fans from their own Do-Do-Kaku, or the radioactive waste\nwhile, despite persistent rumors to the contrary, nobody has found a\nway to escape the Matrix. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTheoretically,\nsomebody, somewhere, will eventually notice that nobody is listening\nto all of their lies, threats, posturing, and indignant complaints\nanymore, when they all start to die in record numbers but, according\nto the latest estimates, you should be able to encourage them to\ndebate the issue, and point fingers, for fun and for profit, for at\nleast another fifty years, possibly amassing enough money to build\nyour own self-contained bomb shelter. A decade after the meltdown,\nthey’re running out of money to even slow down how fast all the\ncrap pours into the ocean, with scientists today now worried all of\nthe world’s oceans may die soon enough, from the relentless\nonslaught of countless similar insults. Living is rapidly becoming\nthe leading cause of death and, at this rate, even Wall Street has\nstarted to notice that the entire world is getting hotter, more\nradioactive, poisonous, and hazardous to your health by the moment.\nWith all the continuing Three Stooges slapstick, many are now hoping\nthat Artificial Intelligence can save Babylonians from themselves,\nand over a trillion dollars was invested in AI research last year\nalone, which has been called the “New Manhattan Project”,\nbut AI is analog by definition! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMillions\nhave rushed to cash in on the newly emerging technology, to empower\nthemselves to organize like chickens in ever larger numbers, and to\nfight amongst themselves over their guns, money, propaganda and, not\nleast of all, who gets to decide what is socially acceptable,\naccording to conventional wisdom, and who gets to call who a\nbrainless chicken! Playground mobs generally prefer people who are\n“socially acceptable”, meaning you don’t ostracize\nor lynch them, and both Fox News and CNBC have purchased their own\nsocial networking websites, for determining just who is socially\nunacceptable, and are enthusiastically preparing for World War III!\nJust as soon as they finish commercializing the current civil war,\nwhich is generating so much excitement in our *Glorious Banana\nRepublic* that it may soon be declared a public health hazard, due to\nconservatives refusing to be vaccinated, and dropping like flies,\nwhile the supreme court appears intent on encouraging them to\nexercise their freedom of choice, even if it puts the rest of the\npopulation at risk.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWithout\ncomment, Google intervened when Facebook started censoring the\nAustralian news, offering to pay a considerable amount for the videos\nfor the next three years, with the suspicion being its a war between\nbroadcast news like Fox and internet websites, but a war that Google\nand the Pentagon simply can’t afford right now, with WWIII\nthreatening to break out! Both democrats and republicans have\nsupported a new bill to allow broadcast news like Fox to charge for\nwhat is legally entertainment, and still call it news. Facebook\nbanning Australian news outlets placed pressure on congress to remove\na provision for mandatory arbitration, so online websites can still\ndecide what is worthy of their bandwidth, and can enforce their own\ndistinctive variations on see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\nis a joke no longer a joke? Whenever you never do get the punch\nlines, and chickenshit bullshit is all you ever get for an answer.\nAll of the oligopolies are now heavily invested in AI, while computer\nscientists are close to constructing the first computer capable of\nwriting computer programs, and replacing their own jobs with an\nassortment of AI. In fact, their newest neural network could\ntheoretically finish writing my book for me, but it might also fry\ntheir stupid computer, because I’m using the multidimensional\nmultifractal equation of the Tao Te Ching, to write this entire book,\nand it would push the newest supercomputers to their limits, and\nrequire at least three years to accomplish, while their linguists are\nstill struggling to categorize Gregorian Chants, and they’ll be lucky\nif they can vaguely comprehend whatever answers the computer spits\nout. But, there’s no need for supercomputers, or hiring comedians as\nconsultants, when a home computer will soon be capable of collating\nany data you want, and even writing a book like this one, by merely\ncopying the same mathematics, substituting whatever specific lexicon\nand database you prefer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIntel\nand Microsoft have already made it possible to replace computer\nprogrammers with VR applications, which means you can also easily\nreplace the vast majority of teachers, bureaucrats, and middle\nmanagement, but the technology will require at least another decade\nor two to mature, and become dirt cheap. Just in time for global\nwarming, so corporations and governments can cheaply automate the\njobs of their dying employees. In the ongoing heroic struggle to\nconquer the world with AI, physicians are now reporting cases of\nburnout and fatigue, after rushing for over a decade to develop an AI\nthat can replace them. Fortunately, existing AI have already proven\nto be significantly better than the physicians at diagnosing\npatients, and will soon be able to treat the same physicians who are\ndesigning them and, hopefully, can also improve the fertility rates\nof academics in general. Of course, growth and progress seldom occur\nwithout the occasional monkey wrench being thrown into the works, and\ncountless AI have already proven to be horribly unreliable, with many\nof the computer systems constructed thus far, turning out to be\nutterly worthless for what they were originally designed for, and AI\nexhibiting surprising behavior including racism and sexism because,\nin many respects, being analog it comprehends the chickens better\nthan they do themselves. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nthe term “Complete Oxymoron”, I didn’t invent the\nterms “Artificial Intelligence” or “Banana\nRepublic” but, I support every American’s right to buy as\nmuch *Artificial Intelligence* as they can possibly afford, and to\ncome out of the closet and demand the *Glorious Banana Republic* of\ntheir choice! Its not like you can force democracy on half the\ncountry, when nobody can even agree on what the word means and, after\nhalf a century of conservatives complaining louder with each passing\nyear, that the political system, the one they’ve utterly\ndominated for half a century, just isn’t working for them, all\nI can say is, I’ve always believed them. Conservatives are\nstill arguing they aren’t getting their money’s worth out\nof billion dollar rigged elections to vote the bums out of office\nand, obviously, our political parties have become totally redundant,\nand an enormous waste of time and money and, to quote the Joker in\nBatman comic books, “What this town needs is an enema!” <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPolite\npolitics are for wimps but, not to worry, our Vietnam draft dodging\ncommander-in-chief and Glorious Leader, (who by some accounts is\nanything but a mere wimpy mortal, and may already be above the law\naltogether), has been making so many new friends at the Pentagon,\ndazzling them with his incredible wit and intellect, and\ndemonstrating how to dispense military justice in his private\nchain-of-command, and how to spend their considerable budgets on his\nown, much more worthwhile, personal projects. They say the difference\nbetween men and boys is the price of their toys, and the military\nlikes to think they have better taste than anyone in who they choose\nto share their toys with, including fascist dictators and Banana\nRepublics or, at least, they require intimate working relationships\nwith them. I suspect some of the generals are already drawing up\nemergency contingency plans, should any obvious opportunity arise,\nfor someone to march the army right over the Potomac, to thunderous\napplause. We may see a dramatic decline in mortality rates in the DC\narea alone, if nowhere else, while television ratings and voter\nturnout could soar through the roof, if our glorious leader becomes\nthe first draft dodging commander-in-chief in US history to be killed\nby his own troops, for being far too stupid to be allowed to live.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPersonally,\nI’d prefer a functional democracy myself, and was never\ninterested in who shot J.R. either but, shit happens, and you can’t\nget blood from a turnip! Asking the military to be smarter than the\ngovernment they work for, and decide for themselves what is legal,\nand who to put on a pedestal and worship as our glorious leader,\nabove the petty laws of mortal men, is just asking for a world of\ntrouble. Several retired generals have already warned that the\nmilitary is divided, and we may be facing a violent overthrow of the\ngovernment, which means its every man for himself! Seriously, the\nPentagon had to practically beg congress to put limits on what they\ncan do, since the constitution only appears to be of historical\nsignificance these days, and just isn’t raking in the money for\nthe lawyers like it once did. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\nall the confusion over voting, some conservatives have suggested that\nwe should make our rigged elections compulsory, and force freedom and\ndemocracy on the idiots, but if others continue to insist their own\ndemocracy is way over-rated, over-priced, decadent, and the\npersonification of evil incarnate, I can certainly understand why\nthey feel that way. Our glorious leader incited the Capital Hill riot\nthat killed five cops, and has been taken to court for everything\nfrom sexual assault, to fraud, and tax evasion, high crimes, and\ntreason, but is still a free man because he’s far too rich and\ninfluential to go to jail, and my only only hope here is to save\ntaxpayer lives and money, by urging people to immediately blow up\ntheir fucking TV, or come out of the closet and demand the *Glorious\nBanana Republic* of their choice. In Italy, one province elected a\npopular porn star to office twice and, evidently, she had quite a\nbrain on her, and they elected her understudy as well but, in my\nopinion, most Americans aren’t ready for Mini Mouse yet,\nespecially since Maryland made it illegal to vote for Mickey, and\nGoofy has his own plans…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOn\nthe other hand, if they made our *Glorious Banana Republic* official,\nand gave our glorious leader a crown and a throne or, at least, a\nreally nice uniform covered with shiny metals, despite his dodging\nthe draft, it could help build bridges where none might otherwise\nexist, eliminate a lot of unnecessary confusion, and the mass media\ncould cover elections much better but, more importantly, it could\nsave millions of lives and billions of dollars by both lowering and\nraising expectations from Wall Street and the Pentagon alone. Banana\nRepublics present unique challenges to free enterprise and national\nsecurity, and military intelligence is an oxymoron but, not to worry,\nour glorious leader has been teaching the Pentagon the ways of the\nJedi in his newly formed Empire of the Republic, and the generals are\nall paying close attention to his awe inspiring example, for just how\neasy it is to corrupt an already thoroughly corrupt, and easily\nstartled and confused, nation of outraged chickens, and rise above\nall the petty chickenshit laws of the land.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nexciting as many no doubt find it to follow the endless intrigues and\nintricacies behind the inner workings of the *New and Improved Evil\nEmpire*, writing about all the political, religious, and academic\nnonsense in this book was the hardest thing for me to do, because I’d\nrather explore the intimate details of how hot dogs are made, than\nwaste my time and sanity watching what Babylonians call the news,\nfollowing what the mainstream considers conventional wisdom, or\ntalking to insane academics who routinely reject their own empirical\nevidence, wisdom philosophies, and even the stupid dictionary, while\ninsisting they are merely fulfilling their traditional role in\nsociety, know better than anyone else what the hell they’re doing,\nand blaming the same students they teach for the state of the world\ntoday, as their population implodes. Despite my telling them I don’t\nvote and don’t believe anybody is in charge around here,\nconservatives and academics alike have repeatedly accused me of being\npartisan and inciting hate, for merely quoting their own\nuncomfortable facts, and insisting that a mindless mob killing\nthemselves and destroying the entire planet, while storming the\npalace with knives and pitch forks for cheap thrills, is never to be\nconfused with a functional government. Liberals have turned out to be\nno better, insisting that honesty and politics don’t mix, and you\ndon’t need a fucking dictionary to censor the mass media and\nworldwide web.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMany\nof my friends are former academics, who have nothing good whatsoever\nto say about working in academia, and gladly left it far behind them,\nas just another low hanging branch of corporate America. According to\ntheir own evidence, its best to take anything academics say with a\npound of salt, with up to a third of academic research being\nextremely questionable, according to their own standards, making my\nBullshit Linguistic Analysis one of the few remaining ways to\ndetermine just how full of crap both academics and the mainstream\nare. Anyway, chickenshit soap operas of the rich and famous have\nalways bored me to tears, and my only concern here is in saving\ntaxpayer lives and money by, hopefully, shedding light on how anyone\ncan recognize and avoid some of the more brazenly insane Babylonians,\nhellbent on going down the toilet faster, and dragging anyone within\narm’s reach down with them. Poor William Henley is widely\nconsidered to have been a better author than even Shakespeare, yet\nthey burned him alive at the stake for daring to make his Bible more\nbeautiful, then added insult to injury by making his Bible the\nofficial version of lynch mobs everywhere. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\nliterary fans like that, who needs critics? Henley knew damned well\nwho is readers were and, instead of burning books as “Ugly And\nDemeaning”, these Bible Thumpers burn people alive, while\ndebating the evil nature of aesthetics. Hell, in Texas two rednecks\nwere insane enough to kill a strange black man they had never met, by\ndragging him behind their pickup truck with a bull chain, and I have\nto urge black people to avoid Texas rednecks, as infamous for often\nbeing mindless vicious animals, that should be locked up in the zoo.\nA recent study indicated there are perhaps a half dozen states that\nblack people should avoid altogether, because the odds of being shot\nby even the cops, or imprisoned, go way up. Hopefully, with future\nstudies, we can draw maps of the US that show where its best for\nblack people to live.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ntruth hurts for a reason, because its just way too damned expensive,\nin every way imaginable, and the more Babylonians there are who\ninsist they know the truth and are doing something meaningful, more\noften than not, the less it pays to get involved. In Ray Bradbury’s\nbook, “Fahrenheit 451” he wrote about a dystopian future,\nwhere people burned books at every opportunity, but burning books is\njust more cheap thrills, if half the population consists of\ncompulsive liars, raised on Gilligan’s Island and Green Acres,\nand almost nobody gives a crap about the truth. As much as\nBabylonians might understandably think of themselves as the center of\nattention, and the leading authorities on everything, one thing you\ncan’t hide is when you’re crippled inside, and this book\nwas never intended for crazy Babylonians, who often love nothing more\nthan debating whether Bambi should have died at the end of the film. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nfew have suggested that I should “Do The Right Thing”,\nlike Spike Lee, and defend the honor of Mickey Mouse, attempt to save\nBambi, or save the Babylonians from themselves. Thankfully, Disney\nhas already persuaded the courts to make Mickey Mouse immortal, and\nabsolve him of all his sins, extending his copyrights beyond the mere\ncentury that lowly peasants must contend with, so they can continue\nto defend the honor of Mickey, and keep charging outrageous prices\nfor Mickey Mouse products for the next thousand years. More\nimportantly, in their infinite wisdom, Disney has made a strategic\nmove, and is now working with the porn industry which, I’m sure\nhas their own plans for saving Mickey, Bambi and, especially, Goofy.\nAdditionally, we can all rest assured that most Babylonians already\nhave a personal savior and a glorious leader as well, because I’m\npositive they would nail me to a cross if I tried to save them from\nthemselves. I remain firmly convinced myself that its flat out\nimpossible to prevent the Three Stooges from setting each other on\nfire, blowing each other up, building cheap nuclear reactors operated\nby Homer Simpson, or committing suicide any damned way they prefer\nwhile, of course, accusing each other of being “Evil Liberal\nSecular Muslim Commie Militant Atheist Freedom Fighter Corporate\nFashion Terrorists!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAmericans\nhave been complaining that their political system isn’t working\nfor over half a century and, in that time, the majority white\npopulation, in control of the government and complaining the loudest,\nhas imploded altogether. All the money has floated to the top, mass\nmurders have run around shooting even kindergarten classes, and\ndozens of men once gang raped women in NYC Central Park in broad\ndaylight, with the news cameras filming them as the cops pulled them\noff one at a time, while others just kept taking their place.\nCockroaches mate like that, but the camera people didn’t work for\nNational Geographic, and they’ve loudly proclaimed a vote of\nno-confidence in their own government and mass media, while my only\ncivic duty at this point, especially considering that I’ve been\ndisenfranchised, is to suggest that Americans come out of the closet,\nor blow up their fucking TV, because you already know damned well the\ninsane are running the asylum, and its every lynch mob and\nbillionaire for themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAncient\nRome had nothing on Hollywood writers, PT Barnum, and La-La Land who,\nas a public service, are the ones teaching all the lawyers, bankers,\nand academics how to play around with semantics and dictionary\ndefinitions, with the latest AI neural network now writing entire\nbooks, and about to replace them all. My work includes such things as\nhow banks can exploit their customers for the maximum\nbang-for-their-buck, how to make unique stock market predictions, and\nhow insurance companies can easily predict who is more prone to\naccidents and different health problems, by merely analyzing their\nwriting, and can teach the mindless mob how to destroy their own\ngovernments, for their own maximum bang-for-their-buck in\nlow-low-low-as-you-can-go taxes! Modern science has already mastered\nthe mathematics of classical beauty, but has yet to master the comedy\nof fuzzy logic, and the increase in lowbrow slapstick is raising\ninsurance rates for Vaudeville stage and theater. These days, if you\nteach a man how to fish, you still have to teach him how to cut bait,\nand when to give up fishing altogether and throw the damned fish back\nin the water, because its so polluted you would never feed it to your\ndog.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tScientists\nare already struggling to invent new technology fast enough to deal\nwith all the current ecological disasters, that we already know\nabout, while nobody has any real suggestions for how to stop the\nmarching morons from killing themselves faster, than modern science\ncan manage to duct tape the ecology back together. Cities in Asia\nhave already begun installing vending machines that dispense cans of\nfresh air, and both IQ and dementia have proven to go up and down in\ndirect proportion to the amount of air pollution, so they can charge\nas much as the market will bare, for breathable air. Even the rain\nhas finally proven to be toxic and, so long as the sciences continue\nto support and promote the public arguing over the definition of\nstupid, they might as well get it over with, and join all the others\nrepeatedly shooting themselves in the foot, and demand that their\ngovernments censor them as well, and protect them from their own evil\nstudents, like me! Of course, that requires I first explain to them\nhow they can protect themselves from brain damaged idiots, who write\ndown subversive potty mouth nursery rhymes older than monuments, that\ndare to question the status quo…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThankfully,\nmy Bullshit Linguistic Analysis can be used to make unique\npredictions of market trends, as well as, the cheapest ways to\nencourage the idiots to believe whatever they hell they prefer, or\nwhatever you want them to believe. Its all the same stupid analog\nbullshit but, with chickens, its counterproductive to use anything\nmore sophisticated, and its obviously pointless to attempt to discuss\nanything serious with them. In recent decades it has steadily become\npatently obvious to the entire world that, if humanity is to survive\ninto the next century, everything must change, but nobody out of\neight billion idiots seems to have the slightest clue as to how to\neven begin to accomplish such a Herculean task because, of course,\nnone of them ever learned how to share their words and play nice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSometimes,\nDeja Vu is that sinking feeling that reality is hitting closer to\nhome than you ever cared to imagine, and you’ve been down this\nrutted road far too many times before where, past a certain point, it\nbecomes impossible to distinguish the road from the gutter. When\nscientists first discovered that modern tractors were eroding the\ntopsoil they sent volunteers to teach farmers in the southern US how\nto easily prevent the problem, and they all laughed at them. That is,\nuntil the Great Dust Bowel happened and they were driven from their\nhomes by the dust, in the middle of the Great Depression! The very\nidea that these same idiots today are anymore willing to listen to\nreason, or that insane academics have learned anything at all from\nthe experience of the Great Dust Bowl, is absurd when even their own\nivy league colleges continue to encourage the idiots to argue over\nthe definition of stupid, and their only solution to such problems is\nto censor the internet and automate farming. Ask not what academics\nmight possibly do to save the planet, but how can we possibly save\nthe planet from academics? Half the children in the US have recently\nbeen diagnosed with lead poisoning, and the plague keeps mutating,\nwhile the kids and the elderly are the most vulnerable. In an effort\nto promote growth and progress, we’ve encouraged wild growth in\nvirtually all of our populations, cultures, industries, and\ntechnology, but without so much as anyone even agreeing on their own\ndamned dictionary, while the endless lies are finally beginning to\ncatch up with Babylon, and it breaks my heart to think the kids might\nall die before their parents.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRegrettably,\nRainbow Warrior legends suggest that the Tower of Babel must\ncollapse, in order for the meek to finally inherit the earth and,\nfrankly, I don’t see how they could possibly inherit the earth\nany other way. At the rate we’re going, there won’t be a\nplanet left to inherit if the Tower of Babel doesn’t collapse\nsoon, while if it starts to collapse any faster, we’ll become\nan extinct species! Within twenty years commercial fishing will\nbecome impossible, there simply won’t be enough wild fish left\nin any ocean, and within fifty years every wild land animal much\nlarger than a dog will only exist in zoos, and their extinction will\ndestroy entire ecologies. The most recent surveys indicate that\nanywhere from 20% to 35% of the developed world claims global warming\nis not a problem, and its obviously pointless to discuss the issue\nwith any of them. Forget about saving Bambi, if the meek don’t\ninherit the earth you know damned well the rats and cockroaches will\nand, at this late date in the game, one of the few remaining\nquestions is how to avoid getting dragged over the nearest cliff by\nthe mindless mob, like so many lemmings pointing fingers at each\nother the whole way down, and still hedging their bets on our\nGlorious Leader, FaceBook, reality TV, and Twitter! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBabylonians\nhave drunk enough piss and vinegar to fill an ocean, and are drowning\nunder the weight of their own hubris, while just the sheer amount of\nplastic waste in the environment today is already estimated to be\nenough for micro-particles to kill the entire planet within decades,\nby disrupting the food-chain. They say starving to death is actually\nquite peaceful but, unfortunately, Babylonians seldom bow out\ngracefully, even when confronted with the inevitable, and our\nglorious leader has refused to leave the White House after losing his\nbid for re-election. People remind me all the time that the more\nthings change, the more they stay the same, but nobody will be saying\nthat when the environment collapses altogether, children start dying\nfaster than the adults, and “Soylent Green” is the only\nthing left that they can afford to eat. The north pole is completely\ngone in the summer, and algae blooms are rapidly replacing it\naltogether, while the south pole appears ready to drop an iceberg the\nsize of London into the ocean and Greenland looks ready to vanish\naltogether, as beaches around the world are infested with swarms of\njellyfish, because there aren’t enough wild fish left to eat\nthem. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAround\nthe world, from the north to the south pole, glaciers are melting,\nwhile ninety percent of the population lives in coastal regions, and\neven the ocean currents appear to be changing, as if Mother Nature\nhas reluctantly decided to unceremoniously flush modern civilization\ndown the toilet, just as soon as she’s done with the current\npandemic and whatever else she has planned. In the far north tundra,\nencircling the north pole, rogue fires have broken out everywhere, as\nif the earth itself is setting signal fires, hoping for rescue by a\npassing alien spaceship, while Alaska is worried the thawing tundra\nwill release ancient microbes into the atmosphere, and generate even\nmore deadly plagues. Meanwhile, California has declared that they no\nlonger have an official fire season, because the fires never do stop\nburning. As the snow-pack vanishes in the Rocky Mountains, the mighty\nColumbia river has been reduced to a trickle, and Canada has signed a\ncontroversial agreement to supply the US with water should it become\nnecessary, while a nervous Mexican government has sought reassurances\nthat their own water won’t be cut off. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCanada\nhad no choice but to sign or be invaded when the time comes, no doubt\nin the name of Manifest Destiny and, once again, in their madness the\nBabylonians have created their own hell on earth, going to great\nlengths to ensure it is filled with dying children, plants and\nanimals, polluted water, noxious fumes, sulfur, fire, and brimstone,\nin the image of their own worst nightmares. Even now, the lemmings\nare still demanding their birthright to march right over the nearest\ncliff, pointing fingers at each other the whole way down, while\nacademics with stunted senses of humor continue to reject their own\ndictionaries, preferring to invent new nonsense words and rhetoric\nthey can use to debate logical fallacies, and how many angels can\ndance on the head of a pin. All too predictably, along with the same\nidiots they teach, academia has begun to loudly proclaim that\ncensoring the internet and mass media, or a policy of see no evil,\nhear no evil, speak no evil, is the only remaining hope for the\nfuture of humanity and, of course, they’re receiving all of the\nresearch funding they can possibly handle, including funding for\nresearch into how to use AI to censor the entire worldwide web.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nsay ICBMs tamed communism, but barbed wire tamed the Wild West, and\ngood fences make for good neighbors, but only if you can defend them\nfrom behind walls and, of course, have the right lawyer! No doubt,\nour glorious leader can help anyone who’s interested tame The Wild\nWest, hire a good lawyer, and become a good neighbor by stringing\nbarbed wire everywhere, and by helping to build walls that can be\nused to defend fence lines, the Alamo, mine fields, and ICBMs. Of\ncourse, he can also offer significant tax breaks, to the deserving\nfew, for constructing more self-contained bomb shelters, and for\ninvesting in colonizing Mars sooner but, as far as I can tell, the\nbest the rest of us can hope for is to cushion the fall, and try to\nbe prepared to help rebuild again, hopefully, without repeating the\nworst mistakes. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHumpty\nDumpty was as thick as a brick and, in places like NYC, the only\nreason a crowd might pause to watch him is so they can all yell\n“Jump!” This book is intended for my Rainbow Family and\nanyone who wants their grandchildren to have a future, not crazy\nBabylonians promoting cheap handguns and liquor, to encourage more\nconservatives to commit suicide, and end their own suffering sooner.\nNor was this book ever intended for idiots interested in becoming a\nreality TV star, attempting to buy happiness on Fantasy Island,\nhellbent on voting the bums out of office, escaping from the Matrix,\nsaving Mickey and Bambi from the porn industry, defending the\nAmerican political brand-name, or defending the entire planet from\nthe insidious-alien-anal-probe-mind-control-conspiracy, behind the\nIlluminati, nor was it ever intended for anybody looking to invest in\nreal estate, drones, Twitter, or Martian tourism! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBeing\nan American myself, for obvious reasons, ever since I was three years\nold I’ve just always preferred my own philosophy, and make\nabsolutely no claims whatsoever to sanity in an insane world, while\nthere’s nothing like word of mouth advertising. So, I encourage\nanyone to please, feel perfectly free, to totally dismiss anything I\nwrite as complete bullshit, and the obvious work of a classic brain\ndamaged, mentally deranged, all American hippie dippy, social\noutcast, and total loser! One with really bad personal hygiene, lucky\nto have obtained a high school diploma, and who has never used\nTwitter in his life, hates Facebook, and has no ambition whatsoever\nother than to make a quick buck writing a bullshit book on the more\nprofound philosophical do-do of 12,000 year old Chinese potty mouth\nnursery rhymes. Stooping so low as to play it fast and loose with the\ndictionary and the facts, in our modern era of honest politicians,\nand reliable sources of information, and by insanely suggesting\neverybody should start wearing tinfoil hats, and blow up their\nfucking TV before its too late!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThere\nis no medical evidence that wearing tinfoil hats prevents brain\ncancer, but there’s some evidence that suppositories might.\nTaoists tend to be touchy about such things, but an enema might be\njust what the doctor ordered, and a very personal path to\nenlightenment. Please remember to recycle and blow up your fucking TV\nin a responsible manner. Legal disclaimer aside, Babylonians\nfrequently insist that its a dog-eat-dog world, and sharing your\nwords and playing nice are counterproductive because, understandably,\nthey’d rather compare themselves to dogs than chickens. With\nthe exception of the mailman and stray cats, dogs are not known for\nwho they hate, but for their loyalty and for having half a brain.\nDogs form small intimate packs, similar to a tribe or an extended\nfamily, and are not cannibals, nor do they resemble millions of\nidiots all mindlessly plugged into their cellphones and the boob\ntube. Babylonians often claim their dogs understand them better than\nanyone else, because dogs are intelligent enough to comprehend the\nmyriad inscrutable ways, of the chicken…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNor\nhas any dog ever cared in the slightest if I cuss, but Babylonians\ninvent meaningless nonsense words and rhetoric, espouse arguing and\nfighting all the time, then insist we must defend the right to vote\nand freedom of speech of complete idiots who still claim the sun\nrevolves around the earth and, obviously, we need to heavily censor\nthe mass media to protect the American people from themselves.\nAnyway, they also often claim that cussing is bad, but being a\ncompulsive liar is quite admirable, especially if you are among the\ndeserving few like our glorious leader because, of course, peasants\nshould be seen and not heard. That might sound like an exaggeration,\nbut chickens really are that stupid, easily impressed, gullible, and\npredictable, and will follow anybody around who has enough money or\ncorn. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, you might ask just how stupid are they, and the answer is\nthat they’re so stupid the machines are already replacing even the\nwealthy and academics online, by merely spouting more popular\nbullshit. You can’t fix stupid, but nobody with half a brain ever\nlost money trying and, for anyone interested in how to automate the\nsum total of human stupidity, I cover the essential physics,\nmathematics, and linguistics throughout this book. As the competitive\nrace to corner the market on bullshit heats up, Babylonians are\ncurrently investing heavily in creating an AI that can spout the best\nbullshit theoretically possible. So they can cheaply automate all of\ntheir bullshit, with computers already gaining in popularity as much\nmore trustworthy than people, for even things such as psychological\ncounseling. Terminator robots are our friends, that only want to keep\nus safe, and make us happy, while people always want money. The\nsimple fact is, the more democratic a country, the more often people\ntend to cuss, the more often they hold their leaders accountable, and\nthe less often they censor their mass media. You could say the\nchickens only cuss more often, when they’re used to demanding more\nhonesty from each other, and the less often they cuss, the more often\nthey trust their machines more than each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tConservatives\nhave a reputation for being inflexible when it comes to morality and\ncussing, especially if you happen to be a popular billionaire reality\nTV star, and trivial things like the law and common moral standards\ndon’t apply to you, no matter how many women and former\nemployees insist they should. Professional Wrestling is the cult of\npersonality, and our glorious leader wrote the book, which is why\nnobody in Professional Wrestling ever had any business dealings with\nthe man, and me thinks familiarity doth breed contempt, according to\nthe testimony of just about every person foolish enough to ever work\nfor him, or do business with him. If nothing else, cussing can\nsometimes be more honest, and something even a dumb chicken can\ncomprehend, explaining why it remains so controversial and unpopular\nwith the wealthy, academics, and the middle class establishment,\nbecause its good for telling jokes that can expose just how\ntransparent all their pathetic lies really are. No matter how\nindignant any chicken, no matter how aggressive, sarcastic, or\ndelusional an entire flock might become, even if all the damned\nchickens suddenly start to bark and howl at the moon like dogs,\nnonetheless, they remain easily startled and confused chickens,\nfrequently prepared to turn on one another on a dime, or run for the\nhills if you merely toss a pebble into their midst, and adults can be\nBig Bullies and Big Babies, as well as, Big Kids. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nsay the most shocking thing about the rise of Nazi Germany is that it\nhappened in the most advanced and integrated country in the world,\nbut that’s only a shock to crazy Babylonians, who refuse to\ncompare themselves to the Three Stooges, and insist that they have\nmeaningful feelings that can be hurt, then ask where they can buy\ntheir Irish babies and find recipes. Someone published a deck of\ncards containing the infamous dictators of the world all supported by\nthe US government, and Newsweek published a sarcastic editorial\nasking the timely question of “Where Have All The Hippies\nGone?” In response, many of us breathed a sigh of relief, cut\nour hair short, moved to a different part of the country, became more\nself-sufficient, and began avoiding Hipsters, just to be sure none of\nthe more insane Babylonians ever discovered who they are. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nfew of us even relocated to such far away exotic locations as Canada,\nwhere they don’t stand out quite so bad in a crowd. The\nBabylonians first started hunting them down when some began gathering\nin national forests, every solstice and equinox, calling themselves\n“Warriors for Peace”, “Rainbow Warriors”, and\n“The Rainbow Family”. They had no leaders, and would\nnever join a club that would have them as members so, despite being\npeaceful, the US government put them on the National Terrorism Watch\nList, for never obtaining permits to gather. After conservatives\nrioted in Washington, congress began discussing requiring permits for\neven civil disobedience protests, and charging as much as the market\nwill bear. It turned out that the 1960s Cultural Revolution was a\nnatural phenomenon, mother nature awakening her children, and one\nwhich was repeated in every country in the developed world, without\npermits of any kind ever being issued. Sign, sign, everywhere a sign,\nbut signs like comets come and go, yet the truth hurts for a reason,\nand the Cultural Revolution was the first unmistakable warning that\ncivilization is now rapidly approaching what the I-Ching calls the\n“Turning Point”, when all the lies will finally be\nrevealed, or what Rainbow Warriors call “Childhood’s\nEnd”, when the meek shall at last inherit the earth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOver\nhalf a century ago, as best they could, hippies everywhere began\nmoving steadily underground, sometimes quite literally burrowing\nunderground and building sustainable “Earth Ships”, as\nthey prepared for the end of the world as we know it, and the\nbeginning of the new world to come. All too well aware of the\nfutility of attempting to reason with brainless chickens, they made a\nstrategic retreat from Babylon, knowing from hard won experience,\nthat the very idea the Babylonians had any real answers to the same\ndisasters they were still creating, and widely denying exist, was\nlaughable. In the early days of the cultural revolution, countless\nhippies were desperate to find a less abusive and more sustainable\nway of life, and returned to their roots, only to find themselves\ndigging deeper. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nleft wing divided as black people began to wander en mass around the\ncountry for half a century, making a giant circle attempting to find\nemployment and live the American dream, only for most to be turned\naway from the table. Many were forced to return to their insular\nghettos and isolated rural communities, sometimes developing their\nown polyglot and accents few outsiders could comprehend. Others, who\nmight have found work, often chose to return home anyway, where at\nleast they knew who hated them. For their part, some hippies adopted\nextended family and small village lifestyles, and many adopted more\nof the ancient tribal ways, including Rainbow Warrior poetry. As\nstrange as it might sound to Babylonians, most of what I write about\nin this book I have spent countless nights discussing around the fire\nwith my Rainbow Family, who have never given up hope of finding a\nmiracle, or creating one of their own, and who have little interest\nin wasting time with Babylonian academic opinions, the mass media,\nand the endless bullshit online. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRainbow\nWarriors are not all the same, and can be far stranger and weirder\nthan even we ourselves care to imagine, but tribal people and hippies\noften recommend studying the humor of cockroaches and chickens for\nwhatever ail’s ya, with Groucho Marx being the quintessential\nexample of a cockroach, and the Three Stooges and Gonzo the Muppet\nbeing great for chicken jokes, and I made sure to include all of the\nmore relevant analog logic that I could in this book. One hippie I\nknow claims Gonzo is his personal savior, and they actually look a\nlittle alike but, Gonzo is just alright with me. Forget about any\ndeep spiritual or philosophical do-do you might believe in, life\nobviously requires both love and a sense of humor. My father would\nalways chuckle and, as if I were Beaver Cleaver, he would say,\n“Without Heart Kid, Ya Got Nothing! For we are all born to fall\non our butt, whether you wanna join the circus or not!” All the\nworld’s a Vaudeville stage, so break a leg, keep paying it\nforward suckers, and learn how to laugh if it kills you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nthe US, the younger generation have already abandoned fundamentalist\nservices, moving to more urban parts of the country, and slowly\nadopting less extreme political stances, as their population\ncontinues to dramatically implode, along with that of academics. The\nsituation has started to reach such absurd heights, that conservative\npoliticians are now begging their constituents to make more babies\nand, of course, praising them for their strong family values, while\nsupporting gun rights and alcohol use that promote the highest rates\nof divorce, suicide, accidents, and crime among their own\nconstituents. They’re burning their candles at both ends, while\ndenying they’re burning candles, and laughing at hippies who\nkeep insisting that what we require, now more than ever, are more\ntolerant and sustainable salt-of-the-earth lifestyles. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSimply\nexchanging one lifestyle for another can be disastrous, especially if\nyour whole culture has lied to you for your entire life, making tools\nsuch as Oneness Poetry invaluable ways used by peasants, since the\ndawn of time, to share different perspectives. If need be,\nanonymously in the public domain. As Socrates proved, even a handful\nof the lamest jokes imaginable can change the entire world, and the\nwhole world needs change, now more than ever before, but it needs\nconstructive change that won’t happen without a much better\nperspective on the Big Picture. According to psychologists, a family\ncan require anywhere from three to seven generations in order to\nfully recover from serious trauma, but many never recognize when\nthey’ve already hit rock bottom, and up has become the only\nviable direction remaining, for an entire family or culture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJapan\nis considered the only feudal country in the world, where being\nraised Japanese is a lifestyle that is more important to them than\nany individual, government, or institution, nonetheless, their\npopulation has been imploding for half a century, closely paralleling\nthe introduction of modern birth control, and their polite feudal\nlifestyle does not appear to be compatible with making more babies in\nthe modern world. During the last prolonged recession, there was an\nepidemic of young Japanese men who committed ritual suicide, in one\nparticular forest by the thousands, out of shame for being unemployed\nand a burden on their families, and to make it easier to dispose of\ntheir bodies. All in spite of their population continuing to implode,\nand Japan being among the wealthiest countries in the world. Once,\nsome 400 Chinese electronics employees threatened to commit suicide\nby jumping off the top of the building they worked in, protesting the\nfact their jobs were being replaced by thousands of robots. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCivil\ndisobedience may never be the same again, if the Chinese start\nshattering all the records for mass suicide, but their tradition is\nto riot by the millions instead, and make it too expensive to exploit\nthem. The Dutch have the highest suicide rates in the West, usually\nattributed to their Calvinist roots, and tend to leave nasty notes\nblaming their boss, while Americans tend to commit suicide when they\ndivorce, and money is by far the most common reason people get\ndivorced, but the more money people make, the less likely they are to\nreproduce, with lottery winners frequently complaining that winning\nthe lottery ruined their lives. Bullying is epidemic in the US\nworkplace, as well as schools, and has proven to shorten your\nlifespan, but it encourages competition by selecting for the most\nvicious liars, thus, ensuring scum always floats to the top, by\nclimbing over each other, and most bullies start with bullying their\nfriends. A recent study indicated that, although nice guys tend to\nfinish first, bullies remain in positions of authority longer, and\nscum is obviously encouraged to float to the top, through the back\ndoor if necessary, by at least a third of the population. Incapable\nof so much as sharing a dictionary, the idea of cooperative\ngovernment is anathema to them and, along with Fox News, talk radio,\nand the Tea Party all first becoming established during the 1990s,\nconservative small towns across America learned their lesson, when\nthey elected the biggest asshole around sheriff, and were sued for\nmillions. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nyou might expect, symbols are important to Japanese bullies who, by\ntradition, start with systematically jacking up little kids in the\nneighborhood for their lunch money. Now, Japanese women are loudly\ncomplaining, for polite Japanese that is, that its hard enough to get\nlaid in a country of polite workaholics, without having to compete\nwith online porn, VR, and transformer robots. In response to such\nmounting problems, the Japanese government has made the development\nof friendly robots and computers a national priority, so they have a\nway of caring for their rapidly aging population, famous for being\ngadget freaks who adore robots, prefer porn stars that look like\nthey’re 14 years old, and tend to live to be over a hundred.\nAround the globe, the closer you get to any major metropolitan area,\nthe higher the women’s heels become and, in the US, imported\nbrides and life-like sex dolls with AI embedded in them are extremely\npopular. So, I tell people, you can always get more for your money if\nyou rely on imports and the latest technology whenever it becomes\naffordable, while American girls want everything in the world you can\npossibly imagine, and Babylonians tend to be extremely busy people,\nwho don’t have a lot of time for shopping around, or any other\nnonsense, and often have other people buy things for them. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nAs their population continues to implode, nobody goes to the malls\nanymore, and Walmart has become one of the better known pick-up\njoints anywhere in the US, for being much faster, cheaper, easier,\nand more convenient than sports bars, while online dating is now a\nrecognized science. Half of adults are now single, and a quarter of\nthem have no desire to have a sexual relationship and, obviously,\ninventing a better mousetrap is no better than throwing money off the\ntops of tall buildings, which could also go on the terrorism watch\nlist. Seriously, the real reason to switch to a digital economy is\nthat throwing cash off the tops of tall buildings and overpasses\ncould cause more fatalities than 9\/11, shut down the entire country\nfor days, and make terrorists a fortune on the stock exchange. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhether\nyou want to call them terrorists or creative entrepreneurs, promoting\nsurvival of the fittest, in the land of milk and honey, is up to you.\nThe more money the Babylonians make, and the better their technology\nbecomes, the louder they scream “Off With Their Heads!”\nAnd, the faster their population implodes, as if they no longer even\nremember what sex is for. If humanity is to have any hope of\nsurviving into the next century, the entire world must be reborn\nanew, and our own children are rapidly losing hope for the future,\nyet the roaring silence is deafening and, short of Jesus returning\nand walking on water, the only thing that might conceivably save the\nfuture for humanity, is the dawning of The Age of Aquarius, with the\ndiscovery of “The Fifth Dimension” or, possibly, a\n“Theory of Everything”, that the computers are only now\nbecoming powerful enough to produce.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBeing\nagnostic myself, never seriously impressed with parlor tricks, and\nmuch too impatient anyway to merely wait around for Jesus to return\nand do his thing, for years I chose to become a hermit, living in\nquiet contemplation of physics, philosophy, and my much beloved\nOneness Poetry, and attempting to make more sense out of all the\nongoing madness overwhelming the planet. Of course, with little hope\nof actually making any real progress but, like I said, I’m\nstubborn. Relegated to largely living in isolation, without so much\nas a cellphone, TV, or radio, nevertheless, all the bizarre\nBabylonian slapstick seemed to invade even my private research, when\na scientist demonstrated in the lab that time can be observed flowing\nbackwards on macroscopic scales and, inscrutable as always, the\nChinese government responded by forbidding the use of time travel as\na plot device in their mass media. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, I shrugged it off as the mass media likely blowing everything\nall out of proportion, or the Chinese government being more insane\nthan anyone had ever suspected, until my mother asked for my opinion\nabout “A friend of hers…” who heard an echo on the\ntelephone, but from the future, as if a record kept skipping ahead.\nApparently, upon picking up the telephone to call someone, she\ndiscovered the person that she had intended to dial was already\ntalking to her on the phone and, without hesitation, proceeded to\nanswer each and every question she had intended to ask but, before\nshe had a chance to ask a single one. As if a record kept skipping\nahead, before she could get a single word out and, then, the person\nabruptly said goodbye, and hung up. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMom’s\nthe best, but she wanted a simple answer I didn’t have, not\nwild speculation and a lecture on esoteric Asian philosophy, and even\nmore obtuse modern physics and, assuming for one second that I could\nexplain it simply, she’d never believe me in a million years.\nWhat I knew about all the technology currently under development, was\nenough to make some swear off drinking and, for example, around the\nsame time NASA was conducting experiments attempting to produce\nanti-gravity, making significant progress towards constructing a\nworking Star Trek style warp drive engine, that can also be used to\ncreate a Star Gate, and testing a reactionless drive, that’s\nbasically a sealed microwave oven, but inexplicably violates Newton’s\nthird law of motion, producing thrust in a vacuum without using\npropellant or radiating anything. Worse still, NASA’s\nexperiments were among the least disturbing ones that I knew of and,\nof course, what DARPA and everybody else was working on was all\nclassified! So, I thought to myself, there’s a guy I know who\nknows a guy who lives in a cave in Maine, where the strangest thing\nin the entire state is Stephen King, and maybe I could rent a room\nfrom him, and cover the walls with tinfoil wallpaper.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBefore\nI could decide if I really wanted to live in Maine, even deep\nunderground, I foolishly let it be widely known online that I was a\nbrain damaged, mentally deranged, hippie dippy intent on starting a\nbook on the deeper philosophical do-do of childish potty mouth\nnursery rhymes, and immediately had to close two email accounts and\nput Linux on my computer! People from all walks of life, from soccer\nmoms to physicists, politicians, and mystics, suddenly lined up to\ntalk to me on Google, about my exciting new book on potty mouth\nnursery rhymes, that I had yet to write, and I’m pretty sure\nOprah sent someone to my front door, because I don’t have a\nback door! Although I couldn’t fight my way out of a wet paper\nbag myself, some of my best friends from childhood are wolves that\ncan raise the hair on the back of anyone’s neck without ever\nhaving to say a word, and who dare not take a job as a cop for fear\nof killing people too often, and you learn how to recognize when the\nwolves and vultures start circling, and the last thing you want to\nresemble is a tasty snack!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBeing\na military brat, one of my best friends in high school became a Navy\nSeal, just like his proud father, while my other best friend was the\nson of a CIA spook and, of course, they all tend to walk and talk\nalike, making even spooks usually easy to spot. Which is why they\nsometimes make feeble efforts to disguise themselves, like crocodiles\nattempting to hide among the fish. The wolves and vultures online\ntend to be well funded, come in roving packs, and follow the mass\nmedia and each other around, while I had discovered the hard way that\nsome of the jokes contained in our Oneness Poetry are classified as,\n“Vital to the National Defense”, because the mathematics\nexpressed in their fuzzy logic can be used for anything, from\npredicting the weather, to putting a cruise missile through your\nfront door at 800mph! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nShit\nHappens<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nSometimes\nresigned to our humble fate,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nLet Crap Slide Until Way Past Late!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShit\nHappens, Is The Rule…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEternally,\nRolling Downhill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGaining\nSpeed Along the Way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGrowing\nBigger, By The Minute,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSliding\nInto The Smallest Cracks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMAKING\nA GREAT BIG…. MESS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUntil\nthe Shit, Finally, Hits the Fan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHesitant,\nTo Wait, To Procrastinate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tGrowing\nup on and around different military bases, at the tender age of five\nyears old, the neighborhood kids taught me the infinite possibilities\nfor what it can mean to be human, by teaching me the poem, “Shit\nHappens”. An older girl organized us, and we would stand in a\ncircle holding hands and recite the poem, with each of us thoroughly\nconvinced it was somehow magical, and portended our futures. Little\ncould we know just how much truly ugly lowbrow slapstick that would\nentail and, years before the idiots started fighting over who got to\nbug my computer first, one mathematician whose work is classified\nasked me to write paradoxical nonsense for him, and expressed a\nsudden interest in Taoism.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nmay be dumb, but I ain’t stupid, and I may be brain damaged and\nslow to catch on sometimes, but it just so happens that I know more\nabout the analog logic of the Tao Te Ching than traditional Taoist\nmasters, because even so-called “Philosophical Taoists”\nare actually tight lipped mystics, and its a bit hard to learn analog\nlogic when you prefer to examine your own navel, don’t cuss,\nseldom crack jokes, and “Winnie the Pooh” is about as\nexciting as it gets. Taoist masters have an extremely subtle sense of\nhumor, but that doesn’t mean they necessarily know squat about\nanalog logic, or run around cracking jokes all the time, anymore than\nphysicists and logicians are normally famous for their sense of\nhumor. Only academics could ever assume that analog logic must have\nsome sort of profound spiritual meaning, while traditional Taoist\nmasters are often easy to impress with analog logic, but I’ve\nbeen kicked off so-called “liberal” Taoist websites for\nusing the wimpiest potty humor imaginable as an example of the Tao\nand, for the most part, consider mainstream Taoism, “Winnie the\nPooh you scrape off your shoes!” Even Taoists have their own\npreferences, and learning as much as I could about Taoism wasn’t\neasy, because getting to know mystics is just never easy, but they\ntend to be very nice people, if you can avoid popping their bubbles.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\nfriends and I sometimes joke that Babylonians could make it illegal\nto call ourselves Taoists or Rainbow Warriors, and we would just have\nto invent another silly name for ourselves. Of course, categorizing\nnonsense is nonsense, so academics sometimes refer to tribal Taoists\nlike ourselves as primitive “Pragmatic Taoists”, but we\nenjoy bragging among ourselves that our “Bullshit Kung Fu”\nis unbeatable, and you could just as easily call us “Bullshit\nTaoists” or “Bullshit Rainbow Warriors”, and none\nof us would ever be offended. Some have accused me of being a mystic\nbut, if so, then Sesame Street, Vaudeville, and mathematics are all\nmysticism, because that’s what countless Rainbow Warriors share\nin common, is our infantile mathematical sense of humor, and we often\nrefer to our poetry affectionately as, “Our Stupid Poetry”\nwhich is all in the public domain. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNothing\nmakes me laugh harder than chickenshit academics calling me a mystic,\nthen stealing my work which is all in the public domain, and\nclassifying jokes older than monuments, without a clue as to how to\neven use a stupid dictionary, much less, what it all might mean. It\nrequired decades of research, and another decade of hard work, to\nfigure out that the idiots are teaching that the English language\nonly has one grammar, when it has two, and are commonly encouraging\ntheir own students to argue over the definition of stupid. Rainbow\nWarriors usually try our damnedest to never lie to, yell at,\nthreaten, intimidate, or hit a child, with the result that our\nchildren can be fearless, and we sometimes have to stop them from\nplaying bad jokes on Babylonians who treat them like idiots, just\nbecause they happen to be three years old or whatever. Our kids can\nrun around in packs, like wild deer or wolves, and Babylonians would\nbe wise to treat them with respect, and assume they know what they’re\ndoing. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUnfortunately,\nwe also have to warn our children that the truth is often the last\nthing Babylonians give a crap about, and that they should resist the\ntemptation to always offer the truth, or to believe a word\nBabylonians spout, because they tend to repeat nonsense and lies,\nconvinced they know what the hell they’re talking about, when they\nhave absolutely no clue. Our Stupid Poetry is their stupid poetry,\nthat little kids everywhere still re-invent for the first time, and\nwe merely expand upon it and write it all down for their sake, as\nmuch as our own. Anyway, the Tao Te Ching obeys a multifractal\nequation, and everybody who reads our poems almost always recognizes\nright away which poems are better than others, making it extremely\ndifficult for even insane Babylonians to sue any individual, or blame\nanyone, for expressing the humble truth mathematically, all within\nthe public domain. Especially, if they publish their work anonymously\nwhich, for obvious reasons, still remains an extremely popular\ntradition after 12,000 years.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ntruth shall set you free, but only if it doesn’t get you\nkilled! Since the dawn of civilization, chickenshit academics have\ninsisted everything must make sense, so tribal people have always\nwritten bullshit jokes for them, that have a life and a will of their\nown. In fact, the second half of the Tao Te Ching was written by over\na hundred academics, who were inspired for over a century to use the\ntext as a unique opportunity to anonymously criticize their own\ncorrupt societies and institutions, for ruthlessly exploiting the\npeasants during the infamous Warring States Period. Rainbow Warrior\npoetry is all about the analog logic, and uses only commonly used\nphrases, popular song lyrics, and popular quotes whenever possible.\nOnce, a guy criticized a poem I’d written for its style, and I had to\ntell him he just criticized Shakespeare. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nself-evident truth speaks louder than anyone’s words, even\nthose of Shakespeare and the Bible, especially when its anonymously\nand within the public domain. Our poems are commonly dismissed as\nmeaningless bullshit, and frequently scrawled on every bathroom stall\nfor miles around but, bullshit aside, every Rainbow Warrior I know\nconsiders our children and our words to be sacred, and we don’t\n“own” words or “own” children, and merely\nshare them with the world! What I had discovered the hard way, was\nthat crazy Babylonians who bought and sold the truth on the NYSE,\nwere now after the living legacy of our Rainbow Warrior Poetry, and\nmy still very much beloved and cherished childhood potty mouth\nnursery rhymes! Which are part of my family tradition dammit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRainbow\nWarriors like to say, “You fall down a rabbit hole to a\nWonderland, where a tornado carries you away to Somewhere Over the\nRainbow!” Where, of course, colors are always brighter and\neverything looks strange! Which is why some of us also like to say\nthat, for every Rainbow Warrior, there inevitably comes a time when\nyou just have to admit to yourself that, “You are no longer in\nKansas anymore Dorothy!” Potty mouth nursery rhymes older than\nmonuments, some still being reinvented for the first time by little\nkids everywhere, had suddenly become more valuable than gold,\nspy-vs-spy stuff, mathematical formulas used to design cruise\nmissiles and other exotic weapons of mass destruction, and my loving\nRainbow Family of crazy hippies was in imminent danger from, of all\nthings, our enduring love of potty humor older than monuments! Jim\nHenson is dead or I might have asked for his advice myself, but even\nHollywood writers could never make this shit up! As if that were not\nbad enough, complicating the situation enormously, soon after they\nbegan fighting over who got to bug my computer first, I bumbled upon\nthe even more mind-blowing undeniable truth that, just as all the\nlittle kids in the neighborhood had suspected all those years ago,\nour poems really are magical! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlthough\nI’ve always believed life is somehow a miracle, and even\ninexplicable magical shit sometimes happens, all too often, life can\nalso be a curse. When I was still just five years old I swore that,\nif there is a God, I would spit in his face and tell him that I’m\nnot amused at what he does for entertainment! Throwing me into the\ndeep end of the pool from day one, without so much as a flotation\ndevice! Unbeknownst to me at the time, after fifty years as a\nskeptic, I would receive a rude awakening upon the shocking discovery\nthat we inhabit a magical Goldilocks Universe ruled by the Collective\nUnconscious, and which vaguely resembles the Muppet movie, “The\nDark Crystal”. While I had always known that our poetry\nsuggested just such a possibility, and have frequently discussed it\nwith other people, naturally, most of us assumed it was merely a\nconvenient metaphor, that might make more sense to the dead, only for\nme to discover that nothing could be further from the truth! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAfter\nfifty years of searching for answers only to be disappointed, to my\nsurprise, I had discovered that, if there is a God, apparently he has\na sense of humor, and provided a flotation device after all, but you\nhave to be careful what you wish for! It turns out our potty mouth\nnursery rhymes are actually the voice of the Collective Unconscious,\nstill echoing in our own children today, and neither Vaudeville nor\nSesame Street will ever be the same again! Unbelievable as it might\nsound, our poems are mathematical, making magic and the voice of the\nCollective Unconscious now quantifiable and demonstrable, as\nmacroscopic manifestations of quantum mechanics, that can be used to\nestablish on first principles that, without a sense of humor, life\nmakes no damned sense whatsoever, because 42 is as good as it gets,\nand reality is truly stranger than anyone’s fiction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nBrain damaged idiots like myself have been writing down these\nbullshit poems for almost 12,000 years, while I had accidentally\ndiscovered that the Collective Ignorant Wisdom contained within our\npoetry, is now forming a self-organizing singularity, and taking on a\nlife and a will of their own! Providing a one way trip down a magical\nrabbit hole, leading to Somewhere Over the Rainbow, lost deep within\nthe Memory of God, way far out, Beyond the Outer Limits of the Cosmic\nMicrowave Background, trekking dangerously deep into Darker Uncharted\nForbidden Territory, On The Far Side, next stop, at the signpost up\nahead, its the Bizarro Land Twilight Zone Comedy Hour! Or, what the\nTaoist mystics call the “Yin World” and only whisper\nabout amongst themselves, knowing no outsider could ever possibly\ncomprehend…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nFuzzy Logic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPhysical\nComedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nJohn\nWheeler Was A Physicist,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nonce cried out in anguish!<br\/>\nLamenting the lowbrow state,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nTheoretical Physics today,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“A\nBlack Hole, Has No Hair!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Gravity…….\nWithout Mass!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Time\nIs… Whatever Prevents,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Everything\nfrom happening at once!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpace\nmerely exists to occupy our time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForty-two’s\nas Good as any Explanation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBender\nWent on a Bender Around the Bend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSchrodinger’s\nCat is coughing live hair balls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nin circles, saves our desperate times!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExploding\nRed Dwarfs, Add Too Much Curry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSingularities\nswallow Rindler’s lost Horizons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGlobular,\nBlobular, Anisotropic Quasicrystals!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCircular\nsquare pie-in-the-face spherical cubes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLine\ndancing invisible pixies with bad attitude!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFaster\nthan his pistol Elvis has left the building.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCosmic\nrays can do more than scratch that itch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoldilocks\ntold Occam, he needed a new razor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRazors\ncan prevent any pyramids from rusting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUse\nA Small Enough Euler, and Pie Are Square!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nModeling\nreality requires Imaginary Numbers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrap\nrolls uphill and downhill simultaneously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoonwalking\nNonlinear Spatio-Temporal Shenanigans!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’re\nEverywhere, They’re Everywhere Run Away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nIs No Law Except The Law, There Is No Law!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHollywood\nwriters could never make this shit up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReality\nWithout Dreams, Is Another Nightmare!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDreams\nbereft all reality, are everyone’s fantasy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinite\nFantasies In Nightmarish Combinations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinite\nnightmare fantasies mistaken for reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinite\nrealities merge with nightmare fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNightmares\nbereft all sanity, are still nightmares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesigner\nFantasies in Infinite Colors and Flavors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nfrom nothing turns out to be something!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomething\nfrom nothing, yet remains something!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomething\nfrom nothing remains something else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan grasp, what’s missing from this picture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nA Multidimensional Multifractal Mirror!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverywhere\nyou go in a singularity, there you are,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComplete\nwith rhinestones and baby Velvet Jesus!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSmooth\nCrappy Butts Everybody Loves To Touch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan see how fat their own ass is like another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nVelvet\nElvis Comes With a Laugh Box And Pistols!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nTime Has Come The Walrus Said, To Speak Of Many Things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsailing ships and sealing wax, and kittens with balls of string!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalling\non your ass gracefully, is now quantifiable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIntuitive\nmathematics, requiring physical comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nPoetry Pets make the Cheshire Cat look tame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLoopy\ntemporal vortexes, all chase their own tails!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowling\nat the moon, like a complete Loonytoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\neternally conjecturing, Monstrous Moonshine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMock\nMock Mockery, Mocking Mach’s Conjecture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nRemains More In Heaven and Earth, Horatio!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nIn All of Our Meaningless Bullshit Combined!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaxing\npoetically, using Shakespearean metaphors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUgly\nDucklings remain eternally astounded to learn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nhave always been the hero of their own dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nfalling on your ass gracefully counts for extra points!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrompting\nhis long time colleague, Richard Feynman!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nimmediately assure, the entire physics community!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Some\nsay Wheeler has lost his mind in his later years,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“*But,*He’s**ALWAYS**Been*That*Way!*”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWheeler,\nwould eventually go on to petition The AAAS,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDespite\nhis personal belief in the collective unconscious,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nremove all research into ESP, from their membership!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nnever meeting their own standards, for a real science.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLoudly\nprotesting there was never any proof he was sane!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nover a century, none has ever documented the existence,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nCommon Sense anywhere in the known Civilized World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\na Mad Hatter’s Tea Party Falling Down Any Rabbit Hole!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfirming\nThat The Insane Have ALWAYS Run The Asylum!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Monty\nPython, Louis Carroll, Shakespeare)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhen\nI was eight years old, I wondered why cavemen couldn’t invent\nthe atom bomb, and destroy the world a million years ago, which most\nconsider a somewhat curious question, but is related to the Anthropic\nPrinciple. Specifically, I was wondering why our planet is physically\ncapable of supporting the evolution of such a highly intelligent,\nyet, unbelievably violent, wantonly destructive and, altogether too\nfrequently, disturbingly irrational species. If earth is nature’s\nplaypen for human evolution, the idea that we survived by dumb luck\nalone seemed highly implausible to me and, assuming there is no\nobvious divine intervention, then why do the laws of physics appear\nto be so conveniently predisposed, as to preclude humanity from\nwiping themselves out in short order? <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMany\nbelieve intelligence confers a survival advantage, but rats and\ninsects are among the oldest surviving species, while viruses are\npractically immortal, suggesting intelligence comes at a steep price.\nWith great power comes great responsibility nevertheless, rather than\nacting responsibly, peasants with advanced degrees are now storming\nthe palace with knives and pitch forks, demanding lower taxes for\nmillionaires, while dictators like Vladimir Putin and Kim Jung Un\nthreaten nuclear war, as Fukushima continues to pour the most\nhorrifying radioactive waste known to man into the pacific, for over\na decade, and nobody has any money set aside to deal with the\ndisaster, or any plans, other than to install an underwater pipe to\nfunnel the crap further out to sea. A deadly pandemic is sweeping the\nplanet, while zoos everywhere rush to collect specimens, in the\nlargest mass extinction event in the history and, with the entire\nworld ecology now on the verge of collapsing, the obvious question\nis, “How the hell did we manage to survive this long?” <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhy\nhas it proven so difficult, right up into modern times, for complete\nidiots to destroy the entire planet, drive the species to extinction,\nor trap us all in an endless dark age, inspired by our own mindless\ngreed, violence, and sheer stupidity? Down through the ages, myriad\ncultures have speculated upon when God, or humanity, might simply\nwipe out our species, while I’ve always wondered why they haven’t\ndone so already, why our own brazen insanity hasn’t already\nbeen the death of us all, and why the universe continues to support\nsuch widespread lowbrow slapstick, of even the Machiavellian and\nHatfield’s and McCoy varieties, that put the Three Stooges to\nshame. Exactly why do the laws of physics require enormous\npopulations, vast industries, and advanced technology to produce\nweapons of mass destruction and, under the circumstances, how has the\ncontinuing advancement of our incredibly powerful technology, managed\nto remain so conducive to the rapid rise of modern civilization? <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFor\nwell over a century, our science and technology have steadily become\nso complex, and integral to our very survival, that it truly boggles\nthe imagination, yet humanity remains shockingly self-defeating,\nappallingly destructive, unbelievably irrational, and unconscionably\nsavage to this day. If the world were a Saturday morning cartoon, I’d\nthrow the TV out the window! Begging the question as to how our own\ncollective reach, has not already far exceeded our, all too\nobviously, meager hold on reality as a species. And how have we\nmanaged, thus far, to avoid becoming extinct, ruining the entire\nworld ecology, or perverting our own humanity beyond all possible\nhope of recognition? Forget about teenage existentialist angst, as a\nsmall child it occurred to me, that nature was entirely too forgiving\nof humanity’s worst mindless excesses and, by any reasonable\nstandard, we should already be extinct.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCavemen\nblowing up the entire world, with atom bombs they quickly cobble\ntogether out of clay and rocks, before the radiation kills them, or\nbecoming trapped in an endless dark age by their own mad inventions,\nare the kind of nightmare “Planet of the Apes” scenarios,\nI might expect to arise in any number of arbitrary universes, with\nsomewhat different laws of physics from our own. Physicists have\nasked similar questions, such as why the laws of physics appear to be\nso perfect for the evolution of intelligent life, and why even our\nplanetary orbit, orbit within the galaxy, and the earth’s moon,\necology, and composition, all appear to be so unreasonably ideal for\nour evolution. Had the earth been significantly smaller or any number\nof parameters been any different, I reasoned as a small child, its\nunlikely that humanity would have ever survived long enough, to\nestablish anything remotely like modern civilization. Knowing almost\nnothing whatsoever about physics or philosophy at the time, the only\nplausible explanation I could think of was that, "infinite\nechoes in infinity" could normalize one another, canceling out\nany extremes, knocking off the worst bumps, and providing a sort of\nbuilt-in regulator, or governor for reality as we know it, that keeps\neverything going, no matter how elaborate any particular slapstick\nmight become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDecades\nlater I discovered that, to varying degrees, half the planet shares\nmy view and these "echoes in infinity" are what hippies\nrefer to as "Instant Karma", which is synonymous with Yin\nand Yang and the Two Faces of Janus. Instant Karma is the idea that\nwhatever we put out into the universe can either enrich our lives or\ncome back to haunt us. John Lennon invented the term, and he\nliterally meant right this instant, with a trivial example being\nkicking something in frustration and stubbing your toe. Nonetheless,\nfor countless hippies today, contracting lung cancer after a lifetime\nof smoking is yet another example of instant karma, because all those\nlittle instants can also add up, and they merely use the term to\ndistinguish it from traditional beliefs in reincarnation, where you\nmight pay for your sins in the next life. However you interpret it,\ninstant karma is about this life, and untold millions, if not\nbillions, around the globe have frequently dismissed Karma as just so\nmuch superstitious nonsense, or among the oldest known attempts to\nuse meaningless bullshit to mess with people’s heads. Yet, for the\nlast half century, many of us have wondered why it has taken so long\nfor modern science to establish instant karma as a law of nature, all\ntoo keenly aware, that the most interesting things grow out of\nmanure…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBumbling\nupon the accidental discovery of quantum mechanics, whilst searching\nfor a mathematical shortcut, the conservative German physicist, Max\nPlanck, promptly begged his colleagues to please explain the joke;\ncomplaining that a sense of humor was never on his list of essential\njob requirements. In his later years, even Planck’s more stern peers,\ncelebrated his remarkable achievement of, somehow, having managed to\nacquire a quite agreeable sense of humor, however, he remained among\nthe minority in the greater physics community at large where, for\ndecades after his initial discovery, a popular topic at cocktail\nparties, was how to design experiments to discourage practical\njokers. Alas, fickle lady luck stubbornly declined to smile upon them\nand, as the intervening years stretched into decades, without the\nslightest progress being made towards resolving the issue, all too\npredictably, the subject eventually became so sensitive within the\nhallowed halls that, when a student innocently mused aloud about it\none day, Niels Bohr famously lost his temper and shouted, “Shut\nUp And Calculate!” Bohr was thoroughly sick and tired of\nlistening to wild speculation, and complete nonsense, concerning his\nchosen profession, and proceeded to lobby congress and the entire\nphysics community, to help him put a stop to all of the nonsense\ngoing around. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAccording\nto Bohr his "Bohring Physics", of making it an official\npolicy to strongly discourage professionals from discussing their own\nwork, was necessary in order to ensure continuing progress in the\nphysical sciences. Assuming there exists any sort of sane explanation\nfor quantum mechanics, the scientists need only continue with their\nnormal daily routine, that is, quietly gathering all of the raw data\nthat they can, without having to ask a lot of silly questions about\nwhat they’re doing, until someone eventually stumbles across a\nworkable explanation, for the whole continuing unfolding disaster!\nMuch to the dismay of physicists everywhere, other than making no\nsense whatsoever, quantum mechanics had turned out to be the dream of\nthe Alchemists, useful for describing every conceivable way in which\nto manipulate matter and energy. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNevertheless,\nBohr remained adamant that, like a hundred monkeys banging away on\ntypewriters, the researchers could continue to quietly collect all\nthe data they can, of course, in their usual fastidious Three Stooges\nfashion, on the assumption that a solution will eventually present\nitself, and they can avoid complete catastrophe, with all of the\ninsane off-the-wall speculation going around. If nothing else,\ncomputers and other technology should improve over the coming\ndecades, and render a solution for them, assuming the scientists\nfailed to find one on their own. Most took Bohr seriously and,\nwhether by coincidence or not, progress in high energy theoretical\nphysics slowed to a crawl for nearly half a century as,\nsimultaneously, the average number of authors on significant papers,\nskyrocketed to well over a hundred and twenty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t\nWhile Bohr was busy clamoring for everybody to shut up already,\nmeanwhile, desperate Japanese bullet train engineers had invented the\nfoundations for modern fuzzy logic, fully aware that their new\ninvention contradicted classic logic and mathematics. Japan was still\nstruggling to recover from WWII, with their brand new bullet trains\nbeing so overcrowded that, to this day, they hire people to stand on\nthe loading docks during rush hour, wearing cotton gloves, and to\nrespectfully shove the last passengers in far enough that the doors\ncan close. Reduced to carefully packing them in by hand, like so many\nsardines in a can, this was decades before the use of deodorants\nbecame commonplace and, with little hope of ever improving the\nventilation, the engineers were under intense pressure from all sides\nto relieve the situation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOvernight,\nthe engineers had become desperate enough to try anything that\nanybody could possibly come up with, including what sounded like\ntotal nonsense to even themselves. The same bullshit fuzzy logic that\nis now in every high speed elevator, was first introduced on\novercrowded bullet trains, in order to prevent crushing their\npassengers under their own collective weight, whenever rapidly\naccelerating and decelerating, at 190mph! Already overwhelmed by all\nof the nonsense coming out of quantum mechanics, and contextual\nphilosophers such as Ludwig Wittgenstein, for decades academia\nstubbornly refused to acknowledge the success of the Japanese\nengineers, and no real progress was made with fuzzy logic, until its\nuse began to spread to communist Chinese industries, making it\nall-but-impossible for academics to ignore any longer, without\nrisking the wrath of the military-industrial complex.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDue\nto the complete lack of effective contraceptives, worldwide, the\npopulation had exploded! Right along with the technology to support\nenormous populations, and academia was expanding so rapidly they\ncould hardly keep up. In a little over a century, the US had become\nthe first country to go from five percent of the population being\nliterate, to over thirty percent having at least a four year degree\nas, simultaneously, their population shot through the roof! Its a\nMad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, and scientists and others had figured out\nhow to feed and immunize more babies than at any point in history,\nwith the end result that, of all the people to ever live in\ncivilization over the last ten thousand years, half are alive today\nand, now, rapidly destroying the entire planet! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tModern\nmedicine has saved countless lives, by merely encouraging kids to\nwash their hands more often, only to have their very existence become\na threat to all life on earth! And, in the rush to cash in on all the\nnewly emerging technology, in a world with an estimated 350 million\nslaves, where 1% of the population owns 99% of everything, including\nenough atomic weapons alone to kill every living thing on the planet\nat least ten times over, forget about comedy, even wisdom philosophy\nhas not been popular in the hallowed halls for over a century! While,\nin the interim, the ongoing lowbrow slapstick surrounding fuzzy logic\nand quantum mechanics, has only grown more grimly determined,\ncontentious, divisive, elaborate, and downright mindbogglingly\nstupefying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTheoretical\nphysicists, and philosophers alike, have become dependent on theories\nthat they either can’t explain or don’t believe in and,\nmore often than not, don’t care to discuss with anyone other\nthan Dr Strangelove, while experimental physicists encountered the\nreverse, increasingly requiring machines of Byzantine size and\ndizzying complexity, searching for light at the end of enormous\ncircular tunnels, and fumbling about in the deepest darkest\nunderground caverns, where even mushrooms won’t grow, only to\nhave the results contradict all of their theories. Except, of course,\nfor the most unbelievably vague theory of them all, “Quantum\nField Theory”, with everybody asking themselves if the Elysian\nField of Dreams are composed of Einstein’s more flexible\n"rubber sheets", and what kind of lubricants might be\ninvolved. Adding insult to injury, the number of utterly ludicrous\ntheories being proposed, which nonetheless appeared to fit all the\nfacts, steadily grew into a mountain overnight! Echoing Niels Bohr\nand Ernst Rutherford before him, Sir Steven Hawking defiantly\ndeclared that philosophy is dead, and he intended to know the mind of\nGod, then proceeded to stalwartly don the traditional jester’s\ncap with his usual inane grin, as someone hit him with a\npie-in-the-face.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNewton\nwas notoriously sensitive about the slightest criticism of his work\nand, those of us who enjoy following the progress of modern physics,\nand who believe in karma, naturally we assumed it was merely\nacademia’s traditionally stunted sense of humor, and the usual\nwillful stubbornness, which were preventing the physics community\nfrom making faster progress and, at long last, declaring instant\nkarma a law of nature. Although karma is an exotic idea to the\nWestern mainstream, some of my friends are trained physicists,\nchemists, and other professionals, who just happen to believe in\nkarma, but none of us had the slightest clue as to just how dire the\nsituation had already become until, upon routinely gathering and\ncollating half the data for this book, I was shocked by the sheer\nnumber of pie-in-the-face results, researchers are currently\nencountering in their work. Throughout the following chapters, I\nrecount some of the more striking examples however, upon closer\nexamination of the evidence, I realized all of these pies are\nmultiplying wildly out of control! Beginning within the foundations\nof the physical and cognitive sciences, these pies are now\nthreatening to produce an avalanche of incredibly mind-numbing\nlowbrow slapstick, that will soon ensure neither Sesame Street,\nVaudeville, nor the rest of the world will ever be the same again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tInsidiously,\nthese pie-in-the-face results continue to spread unabated, like so\nmany weeds preparing to go to seed! Clandestinely worming their way\ninto all of the other branches of the sciences, with no attempt that\nI know of being made to categorize them, in spite of the first\nquantifiable theory of humor having already established, that\nanything low in entropy, or low in content, can be considered\nhumorous. (Duh!) Mel Brooks is dead, or he might have some\nconstructive input but, other than Circus Clown Colleges, no\nuniversity legal department or faculty, that I know of, has ever\nwillingly admitted to hiring comedians as consultants, much less,\nconfessed to documenting their own lowbrow slapstick in elaborate\ndetail. Nevertheless, from what I can ascertain, these odious\npie-in-the-face results have been growing in frequency, at least\nsince Planck’s original discovery, and the situation is\nbeginning to grow desperate if you ask me! It required six years of\nsorting through a small mountain of evidence, going cross-eyed the\nentire time, for me to even begin to accept in the slightest, what it\nwas that I was confronted with but, what really gave me pause, and\nmade me question my sanity, for many more years to come, and whether\nthere is any damn justice left in this world, was the slowly dawning\nrealization that the brightest minds on the planet, are consistently\nfailing to get the punch lines to jokes, that a three year old can\ngrasp. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLike\na reject pilot episode for the “Twilight Zone Comedy Hour”,\nthe scientists are performing downright infantile slapstick, that\neven Vaudeville and the Muppets can’t compete with, and “News\nof the Weird” can’t keep up with. After three centuries\nof concerted worldwide effort, at long last, the modern sciences\nfinally appear poised to finish assembling, “The Big Picture of\nLife, the Universe, and Everything”, and are quite\nunintentionally exposing their own worst lowbrow slapstick in the\nprocess. Lending entirely new meaning to being studiously anal\nretentive, whenever attempting to contemplate your own navel. Will\nRogers famously complained to his manager that his audiences would\nonly laugh at his stupid jokes, if they contained the truth and,\napparently, the scientists are predictably failing to get the\nsimplest jokes in their own experiments, which all imply the truth\nitself is a joke.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ntruth hurts for a reason, and the louder the researchers demand that\neverything must make sense, the less sense modern science makes to\noutside observers. You can run, but you cannot hide from your own\ndamn truth, and the scientists are unwittingly expressing the Two\nFaces of Janus, Yin and Yang, or the intrinsic humor and beauty of\nnature, reflected in the limited awareness of the researchers\nthemselves. To some extent, we can all appreciate the humor and\nbeauty in life, but some of us can appreciate both better than\nothers, while scientists focus on the beauty of their mathematics and\nlogic, stunting their sense of humor, and making them more gullible.\nAll too often, I think of “Mother Nature” as “Little\nBig Mama”, or “Mama” for short, because she\nexpresses all the sophistication and aesthetic appreciation of a\nsmall child playing with dolls, which can be maddening to say the\nleast! Being ultimately contradictory like any three year old, some\ngirls just wanna have fun and, some, like Mama Nature, never do grow\nup! With the entire universe for a toy box, the best toys are still\nin the attic, and Little Big Mama must present these researchers with\nendless opportunities, to bang their heads up against the wall, by\nfailing to get the punch lines to her jokes, however, she must also\nafford them every possible opportunity to get the punch lines as\nwell. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOne\nof my favorite examples is when, after decades of repeated failures,\nphysicists finally managed to simulate a phase transition, from\nquantum mechanical to classical, only to be baffled by the results.\nContrary to all of their theories and calculations, so assiduously\ncrafted by highly respected professionals worldwide, their experiment\nindicated that the Big Bang was neither too hot nor too cold, but\njust right for the scientists to take all the measurements they could\npossibly want. Soberly, one of the researchers confessed that it\ncould be years or longer, before anyone can figure out how a\nGoldilocks Universe works, as if he’d never heard the story in\nhis life. Assuming 42 really is as good as it gets, the more\nthoroughly the researchers eliminate any and all alternative\nexplanations, the more unintentional lowbrow slapstick they must\nperform, whether they want to or not, as their compelling mysteries\nprogressively transform into humble slapstick, thus, expressing the\nTwo Faces of Janus, and providing an explanation for the Quantum\nObserver Effect and how humor works in general.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWith\nhis defining shit-eating grin, the physicist Richard Feynman famously\ndeclared, “Science is the belief in the ignorance of the\nexperts!” Confiding that, in his professional opinion, “If\nyou think you understand quantum mechanics, you don’t\nunderstand quantum mechanics!” Dismissing any need for concern,\nFeynman went on to reassure the public, “We are attempting to\nprove ourselves wrong as quickly as possible, for only in that way\ncan we find progress.” Nevertheless, with ongoing experiments,\nit has started to become all too abundantly clear, that the best way\nto comprehend quantum mechanics, is to begin by scrupulously\nexamining the ignorance of the experts! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOf\nall the mysteries in physics, the Quantum Observer Effect, describing\nthe collapse of the wave-function as somehow being influenced by\nobservers, has not only defied every attempt at explanation, but has\nlikewise been dismissed at every good opportunity, allowed to\nlanguish, and repeatedly swept under the rug harder than most, just\nas academics were obviously hoping fuzzy logic would eventually\nwither away, and disappear on its own. Now the idiots are classifying\njokes older than monuments, and attempting to use AI to censor the\nentire worldwide web, to ensure nobody ever laughs at them, and they\ndon’t kill their own students too fast with all the bullshit they\ngenerate. Meanwhile, some physicists have begun to question the value\nof working on enormous projects like the Large Hadron Collider and,\nas the technology has steadily come down in price, are now beginning\nto wonder what might be a more fruitful way to approach the subject.\nThis book explores a variety of ways to establish instant karma as a\nlaw of nature, on a budget, doing a complete end run around academia,\nand the governments and corporations they represent, which have a\nvested interest in maintaining the status quo, right up until the\nentire world ecology collapses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDon’t\nbe fooled by physicists, suggesting that the Quantum Observer Effect\ndoesn’t actually require an observer, because their own\nmathematics and experiments have implied otherwise ever since the HUP\nwas originally formulated. The last half century of work they’ve\ndone is now being challenged and overturned in every way imaginable,\nas the emerging truth can no longer be so casually dismissed, by\nsupposedly "objective" scientists, who commonly contradict\nthemselves, seldom hesitate to censor themselves, are establishing\ntheir own “pay-per-view” science, and still struggle with\nthe dictionary! Even making up their own childish nonsense words, as\na century of furious protests from every quarter, suddenly falls to\ndead silence, and mumbled objections. Goldilocks has become a new\nbuzz word in the pantheon of physics jargon, and one String theorist\nhas already thrown his hands in the air, in symbolic surrender, and\nswitched to an entirely different field altogether, when his own\nmathematics suggested a larger than astronomical number of, oh so\nmuch more beautiful, String Theories can describe everything even\nmore elegantly. His personal experience was merely the beginning, and\nI cover the mathematical and physical comedy rather thoroughly in\nother chapters, and humor in general could be about to hit an\nall-time Rock Bottom in the hard sciences but, not to worry, this\nentire book can be used as a template, for studying the ignorance of\nthe experts, and what they tend to avoid at all costs. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThey’ve\nstolen my work, shoved crap down my throat for my entire childhood,\ncalled me an ignorant loser, a troublemaker, and insisted we need to\nprotect the freedom of speech of their students, who don’t even\nknow how to use a dictionary, still claim the sun revolves around the\nearth, often fail to even reproduce, and are currently storming the\npalace with knives and pitch forks, looking for cheap thrills, or\nhoping to become the next reality TV star. The idiots persist in\nurging their "informed" students to perform their patriotic\nduty, and keep voting in rigged elections for whichever clown\nadvertises the most, when testing their DNA is the most reliable way\nto determine how anyone votes. They’ve ensured the rich get\nricher and the poor get poorer by encouraging everyone to argue over\nthe definition of stupid, then invented their own fucking nonsense\nword "meme!” They’ve booted me off practically every\nacademic website imaginable, for merely repeating their own\nuncomfortable facts, rhetoric, and nonsense words, while complaining\nthe entire time about pay-walls, the whole world falling apart, and\nthat nobody ever listens to them, not even the morons they teach and\nthe bums they vote out of office. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAs\nfar as countless academics are concerned, mob rule begins with anyone\ndaring to use a dictionary, and question the endless crap they spout,\nor anyone who flat out calls them liars and posers while, for many of\nus, you could easily kill half of academia, by merely throwing large\nsums of cash off the tops of tall buildings, and watching their\n“informed” students trample them to death, as their\nfinancial advisers urge them on. Instead of examining their own\nlowbrow slapstick, academics tend to prefer consulting the marketing\ndepartment, on the assumption its obvious that the rest of the world\nis insane, and your public image is all that matters, just ask the\nmarketing department at Trump University. With any luck, some will\napply for research grants to study contextual vagueness, and write\npapers criticizing my book, then put them behind pay-walls, while\nothers apply for grants to experiment with bots, and find out just\nhow gullible they’ve all become. A strong majority of Americans\ndistrust academia so, of course, academics are now lobbying congress\nto censor the entire worldwide web, in order to protect the same\nbabbling idiots they teach from themselves, and to ensure they’re\nonly taught whatever their teachers consider to be the truth, film at\n10:00pm, on Fox News.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\npeople who claim to have such high standards, academics seem to have\nno compunction whatsoever, about brazenly contradicting themselves\nwhenever expedient, are infamous for their spectacular failures, and\ntheir relationship with the public can be described as\n“dysfunctional” according to their own standards, and\ngetting worse by the year, with small children now starting to be\nwarehoused like cattle, while their parents work sixty hour a week\njobs, making their teachers proud, and one in five now taking prosaic\nalone. The problem has become so extensive in recent years, that it\nhas become important to document their ongoing insanity in the public\ndomain, to see if they can eventually grasp the concept that, in\ntheir infinite wisdom, they are killing their own students, while\narguing over the definition of stupid, and censoring anyone\ncriticizing them. They claim to have the public interest at heart,\nand many are obviously sincere, yet they often could not teach a\nchild how to use a stupid dictionary if their lives depended on it,\nhave the lowest reproductive rates of any profession, the least\nsatisfying sex lives, are infamous for their sexism and extremely\nhigh burnout rates, and their own population has been imploding\nfaster than any other on the planet, ever since the invention of\nmodern birth control! Shakespeare suggested throwing all the lawyers\nin the sea, but that would only kill the planet faster! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOnce\nan academic accused me of being unfair, that a quarter of the\npopulation believing the sun revolves around the earth is a political\nissue and, I replied, that if teaching a child how to use a damned\ndictionary, share their words, and play nice, have now become\npolitical issues, then our glorious leader’s 4,000 blatant lies\nin office, is an example for all of academia to follow. Believe it or\nnot, I don’t waste all my time running around blaming academics for\nall the world’s problems, and don’t consider academics to be anymore\ndysfunctional than most but, that’s not saying much these days, and\nsomebody on the damned planet, other than the fucking lawyers, has to\nbe able to use a damn dictionary, and somebody, somewhere, has to be\nwilling to use that stupid dictionary, to call complete bullshit,\nbullshit, or academics might as well collectively shove their heads\nup their own ass! Not that I blame academics for having lived such\nsheltered lives, for being so woefully ignorant, so willing and eager\nto adopt blinders, and so reluctant to acknowledge even the most\npatently obvious self-evident truths, but I certainly don’t\nhave to respect their monumental stupidity and traditional Three\nStooges slapstick, contributing to the ongoing destruction of the\nentire planet! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\norder to get a better idea of just how bad our current situation is,\nI surveyed people informally for over a decade, only to discover that\nover half of them admit to making up their own definitions for words,\nnever suspecting or caring in the slightest, even when informed, that\nthe dictionary merely contains popular definitions. To nobody’s\nsurprise, almost everybody online is either spouting endless\nbullshit, arguing over the stupid dictionary, or flat out lying and,\nin over a decade, almost nobody I asked even knew, or was willing to\nadmit, that the dictionary merely contains popular definitions, while\nmany angrily accused me of lying about the dictionary, and most\ncomplained that I was wasting their time with my two simple\nquestions, which they had all agreed to answer. Quite a few of them\nactually sought me out themselves, having heard that I was asking two\nsimple questions that nobody could answer, only to accuse me of lying\nabout the stupid dictionary. Sharing their words and playing nice are\nobviously not cultural institutions, supported by the mass media and\nWall Street lawyers, all taught by academics, while the idea that\nanybody else gives a crap is laughable. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNot\na single website I checked out concerning the rules of Formal Debate,\nGroup Facilitation, Logical Fallacies, The Laws of Thought,\nPhilosophy, Psychology, Linguistics, Logistics, Religion,\nSpirituality, Taoism, or Contextualism, had anything to say about\nusing a damned dictionary, much less, sharing your words and playing\nnice, only that they reserve the right to boot anyone off their\nwebsite, that doesn’t adopt their rhetoric. Academics have\nknown for over forty years that a quarter of their students still\nclaim the sun revolves around the earth and, in decades online, only\nonce did I come across a small academic website that actually\ndemanded people use a dictionary and, of course, they had to\nconstantly remind the idiots to use the stupid dictionary. The\nscience of sharing your words and playing nice, obviously conflicts\nwith the science of producing weapons of mass destruction, while\nthere appears to be no market for the truth on Wall Street. So, I\nthought I’d support academic efforts to "Help Save The\nPlanet!" And explain, to anyone interested, how to\nsystematically defeat any of their time honored institutionalized\n"Good Old Boy Three Stooges Slapstick", with exacting\nscientific rigor, leveraging the ignorance of the experts against\nthemselves, and how to cheaply automate the process in a few million\nways and, possibly, make a fortune.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBullshit\nis Bullshit, and Your Bullshit Revolution Will Not Be Televised! This\nRevolution Is All Live Bullshit Baby! None of that dead bullshit out\nof a can, instant karma’s as fresh as it gets! Lending entirely new\nmeaning to “See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil”,\nand the better you comprehend instant karma, the better you become at\npredicting any pies-in-the-face, while my tradition of Oneness Poetry\nis wildly popular around the globe. You cannot attack what you cannot\ncomprehend, but try explaining that to a chicken pecking away at its\nown reflection! Chickens are so easy to model it can be done using\njust the 120 transistor accelerators, going onto every processor\nmanufactured, while Oneness Poetry written within the public domain,\nprovides the required analog logic, to make such programs incredibly\nlightweight, flexible, subtle, and efficient. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLiving\nwell is the best revenge and, believe it or not, theoretically its\nall the same analog logic, that can also be used to design a Woody\nAllen style “Orgasmitron”, you can sell to every jerk you\nlove to hate, and earn their gratitude, respect, and cold hard cash,\nfor helping them die younger and reproduce less often. The idiots\ninsist on lying to themselves, and will even walk off a cliff while\nplaying with their cellphones, so I tell Babylonians, "Some\npeople should never drink or do drugs". As you might imagine,\nhaving a severely stunted sense of humor has its drawbacks in our\nmaterialistic world, and the chickens have become so insane in recent\nyears, that the easiest way to destroy the republican party today, is\nto sell conservatives cheap porn, liquor, and handguns. Of course,\nconservatives will deny it, then ration their booze and Fox News, and\nwatch more televangelism, but the conservative white population will\nbecome a minority within two decades, and appear hellbent on\ncommitting "Voluntary Genocide", while running in circles\nscreaming, "The Sky Is Falling!" What neither\nconservatives, liberals, nor academics seem aware of, much less\nterribly concerned about, is that two computer systems have already\nbeen constructed which tell better than average jokes, according to\nall the people who’ve listened to them and, soon, they’ll\nbe predicting jokes, nobody else sees coming…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBoth\nsex and jokes can tickle your fancy, but its impossible to tickle\nyour own fancy, while primitives can tell jokes that would make a\nporn star blush, and walk the other way. They frequently joke that\ncivilized people tend to act like the smallest of children, with the\nsimplest jokes going right over their heads, and flashing mischievous\ngrins and guilty looks, even when they are good people who would\nnever do anything wrong! Civilization infantilizes people by\norganizing more along the lines of an angry flock of chickens,\nstunting their sense of humor, very much like in the story of "The\nEmperor’s New Clothes", and discouraging them from paying\nattention to the self-evident truth in specific ways, including\nrejecting their own dictionary, and the second grammar of the English\nlanguage. If anything, the self-evident truth remains a taboo\nsubject, and anathema amongst all the lawyers and academics, so I\nprovide a complete tutorial on, "How to recognize the\nself-evident truth, For Over-Educated Dummies!" (Duh!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nfact, I’ve been kicked off many websites on the pretext that\nI’m spreading hate and intolerance, by my insisting that Three\nStooges slapstick is irrational, and the simple solution is to call\nbullshit, bullshit, and learn how to share your words and play nice,\nor encourage idiots everywhere to kill themselves faster, by\nsupplying them with all of the bullshit they keep demanding, before\nthey manage to destroy the entire planet! In other words, I’ve been\nbooted off countless websites for insisting the customer is always\nright, the self-evident truth speaks louder than anyone’s words,\nmoney, or even the mindless mob, and the dictionary is not the work\nof the devil, but there’s no accounting for taste. Social media\nwebsites spread so much love and understanding today, that some are\nestablishing their own "Risk Assessment", for how much\nmoney they can make off someone, against the risk that they might\nstart WWIII socializing on their website, or kill millions by\nspreading misinformation and fake news. Its been estimated that, at\nany given time, anywhere from a quarter to three quarters of all\nTwitter accounts are bots, helping people everywhere to socialize in\nstyle, spreading all the misinformation and fake news their little\nhearts desire. Of course, There’s A Sucker Born Every Minute and,\nnormally, they don’t think twice about booting anyone off their\nwebsites but, if you happen to be rich and famous its a different\nstory, with many websites only deciding to ban the former president\nof the US, when he incited a riot that killed five cops, almost\nkilled two senators, and became far too social for their Wall Street\nstockholders.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nBabylon they say, "Nobody can hurt you like the people you love"\nand, an examination of Facebook concluded that their "Like"\nbutton, used in their web page format, is widely used to promote\nmoral outrage, in order to inspire the mindless mob to become even\nmore mindless. And, of course, to push that "Like" button\nmore often, so everybody knows, just exactly, who and what it is that\nthey all love to hate. Hate is such a terrible thing to waste\nsocializing, especially if you’re only socializing with bots\nspouting bullshit and, if Babylonians want to insist that instant\nkarma is just so much meaningless bullshit, that has absolutely\nnothing whatsoever to do with reality, and that they don’t\norganize like brainless chickens, believing whatever the hell sounds\ngood to them personally, or whatever any damned fool repeats often\nenough, and aren’t busily pecking away at whatever gets their rocks\noff, then they should have no difficulty with me sharing my "Bullshit\nPhilosophy of Collective Ignorance!" Hopefully, with a few\nmillion other like-minded idiots, willing to read my book and,\npossibly, make their own more ignorant contributions to the genre… <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThis\nbook is written in a self-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable\nmanner, meaning academics will simply have to decide for themselves\nwhether anything I write is bullshit. Nobody else I know has a clue\nas to how to write this kind of crap in a self-consistent,\nnontrivial, and demonstrable manner, so I thought I’d show\npeople how it can be done in a way guaranteed to drive them nuts!\nUsing the stupidest bullshit lexicon imaginable, that even the Three\nStooges can comprehend to a limited extent. If they wish to steal my\nwork, then criticize me, I insist they analyze it in detail first, by\ngiving them the whole enchilada to play with, along with a complete\ntutorial! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nlittle knowledge can be a dangerous thing, and ignorance can be\nbliss, which is why Pride Goeth Before The Fall! The dramatic\njuxtaposition of all the humor and beauty in life, ensures that the\nnonsensical results observed in quantum mechanics, merely represent\nthe tip of an enormous iceberg of extremely predictable comedy. While\nI am the Wu Li master of the Tao Te Ching, and I make Zen masters\nlook foolish on a daily basis (too easy), conservatives turn beet red\nembarrassing themselves, wannabe anarchists and politicians alike\nchase their own tails in the corner, and theologians, philosophers,\nand physicists contradict themselves in every way imaginable! All\nbecause, it just so happens, I know a thing or two about chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDeny\nit all they want, the fools can bitch and complain until the crows\nfly home, but the computers will soon spit out the complete\nmathematics and linguistics, to make Babylonian slapstick at least as\npredictable as the weather, and the changing seasons. These computers\nwon’t even require lie detectors to know exactly how gullible you\nare, and this book describes how to design the most simplest, most\nefficient, and undetectable bots, that can ensure the customer is\nalways right. Transforming reality TV, Professional Wrestling,\nVaudeville, Sesame Street, and Sitcoms into quantifiable sciences,\nthat can be used to manipulate the beliefs of the Three Stooges\nanyway you happen to prefer. Only Babylonians are delusional enough\nto swill down their own worst bullshit hook, line, and sinker,\nwithout the slightest hesitation while, mastering euphemisms in\nparticular, the chickens will believe anything you want, or pay to\nargue they know what they’re talking about. For countless\nBabylonians, the "Truth" either has a dollar value, or its\nworthless, and the trick is to help them to find the self-confidence\nto accept that its just way too expensive these days and, if you\ncan’t afford to dazzle em with brilliance, baffle em with the\ncheapest automated bullshit available!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAlthough\nincomplete, the mathematics and linguistics in this book should be\nplenty for evading any attempts to detect the simplest bots, that\nspout endless rhetoric and nonsense, by making them indistinguishable\nfrom the same idiots they encourage. Facebook has been accused of\ncreating echo chambers, where people gather to echo each other’s\nhate and anger but, due to the recursion in the principle of\nidentity, the identity of love and hate, fear and anger, sorrow and\njoy, logic and humor all vanish down the nearest rabbit hole or\ntoilet of your personal preference, on any given occasion. The more\nreactionary anyone becomes, the easier they become to imitate, by\nmerely focusing on what’s missing from this picture, using a\nsimplified version of the same multifractal equation, that can\ntransform Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs into a broader Rainbow\nSpectrum of Desires. Humor is more harmonious and efficient than\nlogic, which is more dissonant, assertive, and accurate than humor,\nbut the two actually form a continuous spectrum, transforming into\none another, with hate and anger being every bit as simple as any\nlogic, and our spectrum of emotions empowering us to make subtle\ndistinctions, and modify classic logic.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\nexample, I’d love to design a bot that can argue with academics that\nwe can save humanity, by leveraging the emergent effects of, as yet\nto be discovered, powerful memes and algorithms, located somewhere…\nin the Bermuda Triangle. Fools like Noam Chomsky will claim to be the\nvoice of reason, while lecturing audiences that could not teach a\nchild how to use a dictionary if their lives depended on it, making\nhim an easy way to target his own audiences, because you already know\ndamned well they’re all listening to the sound of their own\nvoices. If Galileo were alive, he’d give up physics and abandon\nacademia altogether, for denying their own empirical evidence that\nthe English language has two grammars, failing to so much as teach a\nchild how to use a stupid dictionary, refusing to accept that nature\nis fundamentally analog, and censoring themselves at the drop of hat,\nwhile encouraging everyone to argue over the definition of stupid,\nwork harder, and develop more weapons of mass destruction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAcademic\ncomedians might prove challenging to other academics, but not\nVaudeville stage and theater, and the idiots are so convinced that\nthey know what they’re talking about, they’re promoting their public\nimage as the bastion of reason, while inventing new nonsense words as\nthe whole world falls apart. Watching PBS interviews with academics,\nI came across two who spouted complete gibberish for twenty minutes\nstraight, as their audiences hung on their every word, so its a\nmarket with unlimited potential, that’s ripe for exploitation. My own\nBullshit Linguistic Analysis can incorporate 4,430 poems, which I’d\nestimate comes to roughly 20,000 pages of prose, that the computers\nwill soon spit out, and that can be used to supply them with all the\nadditional gibberish their little hearts desire, which they no doubt\nwill find endlessly fascinating. You cannot attack what you cannot\ncomprehend, and the only way to defend themselves against such\nexploitation, is to develop a sense of humor, or they’ll never\nsee any of the punch lines coming, making humor the ultimate\nuncrackable Quantum Cryptography, that can be shared in the public\ndomain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLikewise,\nthe writing and speech of many famous conservatives, such as Ronald\nReagan, are so vacuous, and filled with nothing but empty rhetoric,\nand almost entirely devoid of any real content whatsoever, that it\ncan be used to diagnose diseases such as Alzheimer’s. My own work\nfocuses on encouraging even over-educated idiots to empty their minds\ncompletely, and believe whatever the hell they prefer, making it much\neasier for the same governments and corporations they call evil to\nlie to them, of course, for their own protection. And, making the\nbots undetectable, because they merely provide customers with\nwhatever they demand and regurgitate themselves, presenting\ncaricatures of actual human beings, and making them as efficient as\nthe laws of thought and physics can theoretically support. Americans,\nand countless others, are so used to nonstop lies, that they seldom\ngo to any trouble to hide their own lies online and, by merely\nchecking whatever someone says online against known databases, and\nretrodicting to see if they have anything to gain by lying, a bot can\ntell if they’re deliberately lying or merely repeating\nmisinformation, with roughly the accuracy of Newtonian mechanics, and\ncan easily determine just how big a sucker you are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFreedom\nis your right to lie to yourselves, and the idiots are already\ngullible enough to believe the sun revolves around the earth, and\ntheir own dictionaries are the work of the devil, so I’m attempting\nto go straight to the source, and focus on their teachers in\nparticular. Chickens always come in high and low ranking, with higher\nranking chickens having better memories, so you get the best\nbang-for-your-buck by focusing on academics, and can keep up easier\nwith the latest technology and legal precedents, and can even\ninfluence their development. After forty years of extensive studies,\nthe only reliable measure of anyone’s career potential is the amount\nof working memory they possess, I suppose, because nobody can agree\nupon what’s real, but they can all agree on what makes money. The\nmore stridently they deny their own evidence in the name of reason,\nand reject their own dictionary and second grammar, the more gullible\nthey become, and the easier they are to encourage to argue\nmindlessly. This entire book can be thought of as expressing a giant\nmathematical equation, that says everything and nothing, and if the\nStooges demand the right to steal my work and demand to be lied to,\nand have their beliefs manipulated for their own protection, I\nconsider it my patriotic and humanitarian duty, to show them the\nfastest, cheapest, easiest, most efficient, dependable, and\nmaintenance free ways in which to accomplish the task, without having\nto rely on trial and error. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nability to quantify Three Stooges slapstick, represents a historic\nmilestone in modern science and philosophy and, if the Stooges demand\nthat everybody must lie to them, we can now do so with scientific\nrigor, and make damned straight sure they remain ignorant. However,\nimagine a computer that can easily predict every punch line, and Big\nBrother’s nightmare transforms into so many playground bullies and\nlynch mobs, who’re all too eager to attack anything but the kitchen\nsink, and prepared to turn on one another on a dime, or scatter in\nevery direction, often fail to even reproduce, and always turn out to\nbe way too damned smart for their own good. In his classic science\nfiction “Foundation” series, Isaac Asimov wrote about a\nscientific discipline known as “Psychohistory” which was\nused to predict the future trends of entire planetary populations,\nand enormous galactic empires over vast eons of time but, in real\nlife, he never believed such a thing was possible on any scale. Alvin\nToffler was another academic who, along with Asimov, warned of\n“Future Shock!” And, the dire consequences of the\ncontinuing irrational, dehumanizing, and self-destructive behavior of\nmodern civilization. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tUnfortunately\nfor both Toffler and Asimov, what neither one was aware of is that,\nBabylonians organize like chickens, making some of their collective\nbehavior already as predictable as Newtonian mechanics, and lending\nentirely new meaning to “The Psychohistory of Future Shock!”\nAsimov was nobody’s fool but, having been smuggled inside a\nsteamer trunk into the NYC Public Library, where he was raised as a\nchild, its doubtful he knew anything about chickens and, in this one\ncase, apparently failed to do his homework, and casually dismissed a\ncentury of evidence, that Vaudeville exists for a reason. For the\nmost part, all of their dire warnings may as well have fallen on deaf\nears, merely inspiring the chickens to run in circles faster\nscreaming, “The Sky Is Falling!” and “Off With\nTheir Heads!” While, the computers are about to spit out the\ncomplete mathematics and linguistics for how all of this,\n“Chickenshit Future Shock” works, in elaborate detail. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTurning\nFox News into an exact science, that can be regulated by the AMA as a\npublic health hazard, according to how many elections conservatives\nwin, while watching TV in general is already estimated by some to\nreduce lifespans by decades. If you ask me, every channel should be\ncompelled to broadcast a repeated warning that, “Watching\ntelevision is bad for your health, Televangelism causes brain damage,\nand ignorance can be bliss, when the public demands everybody lie to\nthem for their own protection, and their teachers could not teach a\nchild how to use a stupid dictionary if their lives depended on it!”\nAfter almost 30 years of Fox News, talk radio, and the Tea Party, one\nacademic recently expressed shock at his discovery that the quarter\nof the population spreading most of the fake news and misinformation,\ntypically could not care less about the truth, and the only thing\nthey seem to care about is destroying their own government, and\npromoting widespread anarchy and panic in the streets. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nidiots cannot even teach a child how to use a dictionary and, then,\nare shocked to discover that their students are not even remotely who\nthey think they are, and are slowly coming to the realization they’re\ntotally clueless, and have spent way too long isolated in their ivory\ntowers with their own rhetoric. Once an academic in San Diego argued\nwith me that America is a classless society, and I asked her what\nivory tower she was hiding when the Rodney King riots broke out in\nLA. Democrats are literally fleeing republican led states, voting\nwith their wallets, due to congress shredding the constitution, and\nthe Supreme Court deciding states can make up any damned conservative\nlaws they want. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBlacks\nare eight times more likely to be imprisoned, more likely in some\nstates to be non-fatally shot, every ghetto in the country has been\nwalled in, and a quarter of all federal prisoners are harmless\npotheads even the cops agree should not be in prison, while the US is\nthe most nepotistic country in the world, has among the lowest social\nmobility of any developed country, and the highest division in\nincome. Soon, it will be possible to draw maps of which states anyone\nwho isn’t ultra conservative should avoid altogether, as\nhazardous to their personal freedom, income, and health. There’s\nan estimated 20 million illegal aliens in the country, who have no\nlegal standing whatsoever, and no trouble finding gainful employment,\nwhile parts of the country resemble the third world and, if the US\nisn’t a classist society, it might as well be for all practical\npurposes. One of my friends was born in a barn, with his three year\nold brother catching him, and raised in another barn, because his\nmother was running for her life from his father, knowing damned well\nthe cops would never protect her or her children, while another\nfriend of mine was raised in a tar shack, by his single mother, along\nwith his 22 siblings. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\ncontrast, Martha Stewart was shocked that a judge would actually\nsentence a wealthy white celebrity to prison for white collar crime,\nand our glorious leader has been charged with everything from fraud\nto sexual assault, tax evasion, high crimes, and treason, and would\nhave been thrown in jail decades ago, except he’s a billionaire. For\nthe most part, the only thing a lot of academics tend to be\ninterested in, is raising pay-walls, and bragging rights for\ncopyrighting and patenting even the laws of nature, and they’re still\nteaching that the English language only has one grammar, and\ninventing new nonsense words. While I am also known as the Shockwave\nRider, who possesses the unbeatable cryptographic code, for it is the\nanalog logic of mama nature herself, based on childish potty mouth\nnursery rhymes. That are magical, and have a life and a will of their\nown, and that no chicken can ever hope to comprehend…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLike\nI said, chickens make good pets, its easy to steal their eggs, you\nalways know what they want, and little kids love them, while the\nself-evident truth speaks louder than words and, of all the evidence\nthat modern science has ever encountered, apparently quanta were\nmerely among the first irrefutable evidence, that even insane\nBabylonian scientists could never completely dismiss, for the\nabsurdly tautological nature of mama nature herself, merely due to\nthe tiny size of quanta making them so much easier to study in\nlaboratories. Pecking orders are as simple as it gets, before total\nchaos sets in, and the fact that people tend to organize like\nchickens, and even our neurons organize like chickens, reflects the\nsymmetry of the paradox of our existence and, apparently, if life\nactually made any damned sense, nobody would be around to ask the\nquestion. Cavemen couldn’t invent the atom bomb, but they could\nalmost always manage to organize like chickens, in the hope that,\nsooner or later, the light bulb might come on. Thankfully,\nconsciousness remains a profound mystery to modern science and, if\nthe chickens want to remain fat, happy, and ignorant, modern\ntechnology can certainly oblige them but, clearly, we must first\ndevelop the science and technology, far removed from the hallowed\nhalls and the mainstream. Safely ensconced, deep within the bowels of\nthe public domain where, upon rare occasions, it may yet remain\npossible to share your words and play nice. Especially, if you\npublish your work anonymously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nhonesty is such a lonely word, its only because too damned few even\nknow how to use a stupid dictionary! Authenticity is merely another\nhotly debated issue, while metaethics are widely considered an\nabstract foreign concept, for people who can’t get a real job with\nmore pay and, sadly, far too many would not recognize a joke if they\nheard one. So, its best to just give them whatever they demand, and\nhelp them work it out for themselves faster, before they destroy the\nentire planet! The simple fact is, mama nature herself demands\nhonesty and, among other things, the more dishonest you become, the\nmore demands you make in general, and the harder you insist that life\nmust make sense according to your personal standards, the lower your\nreproductive rates and higher your mortality rates, while fifty years\nof extensive studies have indicated, that over the last few decades,\nchildren’s values and mental health have gone down the toilet\naltogether and, in some places like Michigan<\/font>,\nup to a quarter of adults no longer want children. Half of Americans\nare now single, and a quarter of the population will likely never\nmarry, and expresses no interest in having a sex life, in no small\npart, due to an increasingly larger segment of the population no\nlonger making enough money to support a family, and there being\nalmost no worthwhile support, you can count on, in a country with the\nworst social record in the developed world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEbeneezer\nScrooge might enthusiastically recommend to all of his employees,\n"Why have children, when you can easily import all the cheap\nlabor you want?" Which is something else, the wealthy and\nmainstream wish they could deny, in every way possible, and often\ndesperately attempt to ignore or explain away by splitting semantic\nhairs, or whatever, but their population has been imploding ever\nsince the invention of modern birth control and, the more money they\nmake, the faster their own technology is killing them, while they all\nrun in circles screaming, "The Sky is Falling!" Assisted\nsuicide is still controversial, but psychologists seem perfectly\ncontent to support Voluntary Genocide, the Mass Media and, of course,\nthe extensive use of Pharmaceuticals, as all popular alternatives.\nThe very suggestion that either their TV or money could ever be a\ncurse, is anathema in their culture, while freedom is your right to\nlie to yourselves, destroy yourselves, promote mob rule as a viable\nalternative, sell your own damned soul down the river to the lowest\nbidder, and watch your entire population implode faster, as modern\nscience makes it faster, cheaper, and easier than ever before, to\nindulge your every\ncrappy-plastic-fantastic-nightmare-fantasy-life-long-vacation-from-reality,\nand censors the internet, to ensure that nobody can ever pop your\nbubble. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nthe rapid decline of Western Civilization, as everything continues\napace spiraling down the toilet, NASCAR has become just another\nfantasy commute for some and, unless you happen to be allergic to\nbullshit, there’s simply no accounting for taste. Especially, in the\nmass media and the mainstream while, everything in a Goldilocks\nUniverse somehow being inexplicably random, meaningless Angst,\nElysian Fields of Dreams, Rubber Sheets, Ping Pong Balls, Three\nStooges Slapstick, or “just right”, depending on who you\nask, also provides a simple explanation for why, according to modern\nscience, nobody has ever documented the existence of common sense\nanywhere in the world. There’s no such thing as common sense,\nexplaining why there’s no accounting for taste and, ironically, those\nwho’ve historically believed that half the world is insane,\nhave turned out to be insane according to their own standards, and\nrefuse to label themselves as insane, I suppose, because they don’t\ntrust their own dictionaries, much less, the mass media they call\nevil, and demand lie to them for their own protection. As absurd as\nit might sound, I suspect from all the evidence, that the harder\nanybody insists that everything must make sense, the more frequently\nthey’ll contradict themselves. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCollectively,\nthe endless litany of off-the-wall facts, that I present throughout\nthis book, which have all steadily emerged over the last century,\nonly to be summarily swept under the rug as, obviously, unworthy of\nanyone’s attention and, clearly, of no scientific interest\nwhatsoever, make perfect sense out of the bizarre behavior of quanta,\nas simply reflecting the blatantly obvious self-evident truth, that\nnature is the very definition of analog, and 42 really is as good an\nanswer as anyone will ever get. Among other things, it explains the\nDuckbill Platypus, and why Vaudeville comedy has suddenly become\ncutting edge weapons technology, of the Three Stooges Slapstick\nvariety but, unless you’re conducting research, or have a security\nclearance, its totally pointless to ask for academic opinions. This\nentire book explores the mathematics and linguistics of yin-yang\npush-pull dynamics and the Two Faces of Janus, and provides all the\nrequired analog logic for anyone to prove to themselves that 42 is as\ngood as it gets. That is, without having to wait for academia to\nacquire a sense of humor, sometime in the next millennium, whenever\nit becomes more socially acceptable among the Stooges on Twitter,\nFacebook, and Reddit, and comes down significantly in price, one\nassumes, soon after the second coming of Christ.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAgain,\nthe lack of a clear definition for sanity, or insanity, most\ncertainly does not mean that people don’t have serious mental,\nemotional, social, or even neurological issues for that matter. All\nit means is that common sense and conventional wisdom are flat out\ninsane, according to their own standards, and the mindless mob really\nand truly is mindless, which doesn’t even really come as a surprise\nto them! As often as we can all be seriously tempted to blame all of\nthe world’s problems on either a lack of common sense, or the belief\nin common sense, or blame astrology, religion, academia,\ndictionaries, sex, food, drugs, or money as the root of all evil, or\nlay the damning finger of blame upon the\ninsidious-alien-anal-probe-mind-control-conspiracy, behind the\nIlluminati, the sad truth is, there are plenty of other well\ndocumented reasons for humanity’s ongoing insanity. Its more accurate\nto say that a culturally stunted sense of humor, lack of genuine\ncommunication, widespread ignorance, and congenital insanity, can all\nbe considered the leading sources of everybody’s worst problems. The\nonly time that life isn’t about taking two steps forward, and one\nback again, is during the intermission, making learning how to laugh,\nshare our words, and play nice, all that much more important.\nNetworking systems logics can treat their own logic as bullshit, or\njust another variable with no intrinsic meaning or value and, they\nsay, the first thing you learn about systems logics is, “Half\nThe Damned Planet Has No Clue!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhat’s\nmissing from this picture becomes all-that-much-more compelling, if\nyou comprehend that also means systems logics can incorporate instant\nkarma, to describe all of modern physics, mathematics, and\nlinguistics more parsimoniously, according to academic standards, by\nincorporating vague infantile bullshit, along the lines of a\nGoldilocks Principle of Murphy’s Law. Among other things, it\nshould be possible to use the concept of instant karma to describe\nall of mathematics, the physical world, and human languages, better\nthan any existing causal models, and to make an enormous variety of\nunique predictions, based on symmetry, rather than causal\nmetaphysics. Either you gets a joke, or you don’t and, trust me, when\nI say you ain’t seen nothing yet, and the list of patently\nabsurd truths that modern science is about to discover, will soon\nbecome overwhelming, and socially transformative. Ushering in the\nnext scientific revolution, while the whole world groans, goes\ncross-eyed, shakes their damned heads and starts to climb the walls\nscreaming, “The Sky Is Falling!” Regrettably, it turns\nout that quanta are among the least strange facts of life, with much\nmore bizarre, impossible to believe and, all too often, extremely\npersonal truths, all about to be revealed, and modern civilization\nlikely requiring generations, to even begin to come to grips with all\nof the implications. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\na Goldilocks-Murphy universe, reality just never turns out to be\nexactly what you ordered, and the price of fantasies is always\nhorribly inflated, but you get the service you deserve, and\neverything works out in the end. Even our mortality rates and ability\nto reproduce are at stake, making it all that much more important not\nto leave it up to crazy Babylonians to decide for us what the fuck is\nbullshit, and to begin to systematically explore the implications of\ninstant karma, within the public domain, using a dictionary dammit!\nNo matter how vigorous any argument, the self-evident truth speaks\nlouder than anyone’s damned words, while the truth is perfectly\ncapable of defending itself, in or out of court, and never requires\nany justification from the Peanut Gallery. We have but to listen in\norder to hear, for the truth is the easiest thing in the world to\nshare and, among Rainbow Warriors it remains quite possible, to\nlisten to our words speak the truth for themselves, mathematically,\nand to acquire profound new insights into what it means to be human. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tToday,\nmany believe that our universe is mathematical, and that mathematics\ncan always be expressed in words, but our Rainbow Warrior poetry\nspeaks for itself, mathematically, and according to the physical\nevidence, can describe how any language or mathematics work, by\nmerely focusing on what’s missing from this picture. Over the last\nfew centuries, academia has favored the rapid growth in technology\nthat causal metaphysics can produce, and have systematically\nsuppressed the development of alternatives to classic logic, for over\ntwo thousand years, and doesn’t like to think about it, much less,\ndocument it in the public domain, but I suggest they "Get Over\nIt Already!" The revelations that the earth is round, revolves\naround the sun, and obeys Newtonian mechanics, with all of the\npractical and philosophical consequences they had, including the\nindustrial revolution, were trivial in comparison to what is coming\nover the next few decades. For all of our tremendous progress,\nhumanity is still in its infancy, and has yet to learn the language\nof mama nature, while academics tend to foolishly believe that\nknowledge is always good but, this is the ancient Chinese blessing\nand curse of, “May You Live In Interesting Times!” The\nsurprises in life really and truly are never-ending, no matter how\nbadly we sometimes wish life were different!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nfew cosmologists are now daring to propose that, they too, are\ndocumenting inexplicable and downright weird, bizarre, and random\nbehavior with, for example, even the Hubble constant now being\ndisputed, the universe appearing to expand faster than any accepted\ntheory can account for, the cosmos randomly populated by giant voids\nnobody can explain, and the largest of the more distant galaxies\nbeing inexplicably magnified, despite our universe appearing to be\nmuch flatter than Relativity predicts. Each new astronomy headline\ncontradicts the last, each new theory is more elaborate than the\nlast, each new experiment even more outrageously expensive, while\nhigh energy theoretical physics has not made significant progress in\nforty years. Recently, the LHC and others have claimed to have\ndiscovered consistent statistical results, but ones that don’t even\nmeet their own standards for meaningful results which, nonetheless,\nthey suggest could indicate new physics, if you assume their\nstandards are worthless for examining the Big Picture. Everything\nultimately being acausal, or random in the final analysis, means the\nexplanation for particle-wave duality, is that everything expresses a\nuniversal recursion in the principle of identity, and is somehow both\nnonsensically simple and complex, humble and elegant, united and\ndivided, local and nonlocal, explicit and implicit, reality and the\ndream, something and nothing, the truth and bullshit. Time itself is\nsimultaneously real and illusory, and is enough to make Zeno go\ncross-eyed, while all of the sciences should increasingly return\nhumorous results, which are both blatantly self-contradictory, and\nincredibly vague, defying any and all attempts at categorization. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\ntoddler falling adorably on their butt, with the perfect timing of a\nprofessional comedian, is an example of how the Two Faces of Janus\ncan be clearly displayed in equal measure. The more personal, humble,\nand elegant the display, the more memorable, charming, and endearing\nit can become for any observers, while the researchers are\ndemonstrating, in their now quantifiable manner, how this aesthetic\nbias is actually intrinsic, to the symmetry of the paradox of our\nexistence. Mak<\/font>ing it\nall-but-impossible to avoid performing lowbrow slapstick in certain\nsituations, and all-but-impossible for outside observers to not\neventually notice. Casting our gaze upon the sweeping radiant\npanoramic splendor, of the ever so deliciously diaphanous, gossamer,\nMilky Way Galaxy, majestically spanning the entire night sky, we\nmight discover ourselves suddenly overwhelmed, and overcome, with a\nprofound sense of awe and wonder and, like Walter Cronkite saying\ngoodnight, feel as if our lives somehow have greater meaning, and we\nare well loved and cared for yet, when looking down from a great\nheight, some people will literally scream and crap their pants! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTo\nthe best of my knowledge, the heavens have never hurt anyone for\nwatching where the hell they were going, but that also never stopped\nthe occasional shooting star from distracting complete idiots at the\nmost inopportune moment, begging the question as to why people bother\nto look up from their cellphones as often as they do. Ernst Mach\nfamously speculated there exists a profound underlying unity between\ngravity and inertia, while a free swinging Foucault pendulum, at the\nnorth or south pole, can be compared to the humble and elegant\nsimplicity of a toddler. At the poles, the stars will merely spin in\na circle overhead, while the pendulum will slowly rotate, swinging in\na stately 360 degree circle, keeping time with the stars overhead, as\nif the two formed mother nature’s own whimsical grandfather\nclock, straight out of a fairytale! More ominous still, as if the\nclock has magical gears, making it ultimately impossible to tell\nwhether the pendulum is driving the clock, or the other way around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWaxing\nmetaphoric technobabble, we are all born to fall on our butts, as\nwell as, to boldly go where none has gone before, chart a new course,\n“For Where The Wild Things Are!” Nonetheless, sometimes\nthe greater context of our lives may conspicuously appear to\ndetermine who we are, and whosoever it is that we might wish to\nbecome. There are times when we may even feel as if our lives have\nsuddenly taken on a life of their own, as if we ourselves have\nsomehow been relegated to merely playing a supporting role in our own\nlives, while a simple explanation for this compelling feeling, is\nthat each of us is always ever so much greater, than whoever it is\nthat we might imagine ourselves to be. Such arresting experiences,\ncan become inexplicable turning points in our personal lives, that\ndisplay the dramatic juxtaposition of humor and beauty, and the more\nhumble juxtapositions being investigated by these researchers, are\nturning out to be every bit as arresting, for outside observers…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOnce\ncollated, their nonsensical results should reveal the story of\nGoldilocks, redefining the physical and cognitive sciences forever,\nand should leave all of academia with little choice, but to either\nlaugh or throw up their hands in symbolic surrender while, of course,\nrunning in circles screaming the sky is falling! Ours is the best of\nall possible worlds, if for no other conceivable reason, then because\ninstant karma’s gonna getcha baby! You can run, but you cannot\nhide from the self-evident truth that, “Bullshit Fuzzy Logic\nRules The Universe!” One African tribe wryly sums up the human\ncondition insisting, “Mother Nature’s love is\nirresistible, but she has a wicked sense of humor!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThis\nis a humorous, downright infantile, variation on John Wheeler’s\n“Participatory Anthropic Principle” that, according to\nthe evidence, reality is whatever you make of it, making reality\nstranger than fiction! Welcome back my friends, to the show that\nnever ends, where reality without dreams is just somebody’s\nnightmare, whilst dreams sans any and all reality, most emphatically\nremain everybody’s favorite fantasy! Stay awake long enough and you\nwill hallucinate, because its impossible to live without at least\nnightmares, that can eventually lead to more meaningful dreams. For\nWe Are Spirits In The Material World! Each day awakening from our\nslumbers in order to live out our greatest nightmares and dreams,\nupon ascending the endless Stairway to Heaven! Where existentialist\nangst ain’t nothing but more chickenshit bullshit, related to\nour immune system, and should obey the same epidemiology as\ninfectious diseases, spreading according to how loudly the chickens\nprotest, that everything must make sense.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tJust\nas each of us already possesses our own modest independent gravity,\nthat we share with the rest of the universe, the “Harmony of\nthe Heavenly Spheres”, can be compared to a toddler falling\nadorably on their butt. Additional support for an infantile\ninterpretation of Mach’s Conjecture, was discovered by\nmathematicians who, upon close examination of General Relativity,\nconcluded that their mathematics are identical to those used in\nthermodynamics. Implying, that what the theory of Relativity actually\ndescribes, is how nothing can ever be too hot or too cold, too fast\nor too slow, too big or too small, and so on, due to information from\nthe future normalizing the past. Which is the exact same “Bullshit\nLogic”, or “Cartoon Logic”, that every toddler\nrelies upon, and that the subconscious mind has recently been\ndocumented as using to reward anything from food, to the most wildly\nimpractical ideas we might summarily dismiss.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tToddlers\nand puppies alike, would often dash out in the middle of busy\ntraffic, if we didn’t stop them, because they perceive more of\nthe magic of the Big Picture (Oooh Shiny!) but, are lucky if they can\nfocus on a tiny fraction of its actual contents. For toddlers, its\nall good until somebody says its not, and being easily distracted is\nits own virtue, while logic is all about having fun! The TV game show\n“Let’s Make A Deal” provides a comedic example, of\nthe more playful “Bullshit Fuzzy Logic” that every\ntoddler relies upon. On the show the host, Monty Hall, offers\ncontestants in funny costumes, a choice between door number one, two,\nor three and, after they’ve chosen a door, frequently he shows\nthem a booby prize behind one of the two doors they didn’t\nchoose, and offers them a final chance to swap between the two\nremaining doors. According to classic logic, the odds are 50-50 and\nthere’s no advantage in trading, however, fuzzy logic suggests\nyour first choice was between three doors and, somehow, your odds are\neven lower if you don’t swap…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHumorously,\nthe more stubbornly that any contestant rejects Bullshit Fuzzy Logic,\nas total nonsense, insisting that there are only two doors left, and\nit doesn’t matter how you play the game, because you could just\nas well flip a coin, the less likely they are to win. Whether playing\nas a contestant on Let’s Make a Deal, or lost somewhere way far\nout in left field, win or lose, Yogi Berra always knew how to play\nthe game, for what profit it a man if he gain the world, but loses\nhis soul? Einstein protested that God does not play dice but, if God\ndoes play dice, apparently they are loaded in favor of the good guys\nwinning more often, and playing the game merely for fun. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tProviding\na simple explanation for why Einstein spent the last ten years of his\nlife searching in vain for a theory of everything. Evidently, Niels\nBohr was right to warn him to stop telling God what to do. Poor\nAlbert had always been somewhat timid, and was totally creeped out by\nthe thought of spooky quanta hiding in his closet, and protested that\nGod would not be so malicious but, Oh Yes! It appears that God would\nbe just so malicious, as to insist that we are all born to fall on\nour butts! Making everybody a natural born clown, whether ya wanna\njoin the circus or not! All The World’s A Vaudeville Stage\nEinstein! So, break a leg, pay it forward suckers, and learn how to\nlaugh if it kills you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRegardless\nof how accurate, useful, and plausible sounding any conceivable\ncausal metaphysics might be, forty-two being as good as it gets,\nmeans that neither logic, geometry, statistical probabilities, nor\nthe passage of time, or the forces of nature, are remotely as\nstraightforward as any metaphysics suggest. Rather than everything\nbeing rational, and making sense, the future can be thought of as\neliminating any metaphysical and conceptual extremes, such as\nanything ever quite making perfect sense, unless you happen to\nbelieve that, sometimes, complete nonsense, just makes way too much\ndamned sense! Cast adrift upon the endless tempestuous sea, wherein\neverything is inevitably lost in the distance, crap will still\nsometimes follow you around on the horizon, or may suddenly spiral\ndown the drain, Life in the Fast Lane, on a road to nowhere, within\nan egregiously Naked Singularity! One replete with Black Holes,\nDarkest of Dark Energies, Dark Voids, Dark Shadows, and Dark Matters\nto attend to… Wherein the light scatters in every direction, sound\nwill sometimes travel in a vacuum, and the most unforgettable curious\ncharacters dwell… Bereft all metaphysical anchors, not to mention\nall sanity, wherein the overall results can sometimes resemble,\nexaggerated two dimensional side-effects, that are difficult to\nignore on the molecular scale, remain quite noticeable in our\nmacroscopic world, and will occasionally induce downright cartoonish\nside-effects, not least of all, within the conscious human mind and\nbrain. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nweird two dimensional side-effects reflect the fact that time itself\nis not actually linear or circular, as any metaphysics would demand,\nbut somehow both, expressing particle-wave duality in everything.\nContrary to what the Pale Buddha claimed, the past is not merely a\nmemory, nor is the future merely a dream, because they express\nparticle-wave duality, which has already been documented in quantum\nmechanics, and I cover more of how it works in other chapters. Among\nother things, influencing stochastic probabilities in the brain,\nmaking things more often appear to be two dimensional caricatures,\nthan would be the case if our universe had just three spatial\ndimensions, and actually made humanly comprehensible sense. Such two\ndimensional side-effects are merely the tip of the iceberg, while\nchoosing between two doors on Let’s Make a Deal is as simple as\nany choice gets, and the abysmal failure rates of children attempting\nto use Bullshit Logic, for making more complex decisions, can be\nattributed to their total lack of knowledge and experience, as well\nas, fuzzy logic and the human brain both being more error prone to\nbegin with. Not to mention, nobody has the complete metaphoric logic\nyet, which the computers are only now becoming powerful enough to\nspit out. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSupposedly,\nonce we have the complete emotional-logic, consisting of eight\narchetypal caricatures and four root metaphors, you can use it to\nteach any five year old how to make more sense out of anything,\nincluding classic logic and physics. Call it, "Playground\nShamanism" but, to no one’s surprise, Bullshit Fuzzy Logic\nappears to resemble a primitive mathematical version of the Muppets,\nMark Twain, Shakespeare, The Bible, Star Wars, Star Trek, Alice in\nWonderland, the Outer Limits and the Twilight Zone and, that being\nthe case, many may wisely decide to wait for the computers to spit\nout the rest of the jokes, before attempting to make more sense out\nthem. According to the math, we require around 430 poems for a really\ngood representation, but I did my best here to leverage the recursive\nlogic of the Tao Te Ching, to include all of the more essential\nanalog logic in this book, required for anyone to get a decent\noverall idea of how instant karma works, and my own, “Bullshit\nPhilosophy of Collective Ignorance”, without necessarily having\nto follow all the physics or whatever. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAlthough\nI only have a high school education myself, really don’t have any\nkind of personal grudge against academics, have never written\nanything in my life, always thought my English teachers were full of\ncrap, and have no training whatsoever, by treating words like\nvariables, the mathematics allow me to condense practically every\npopular salty quote and commonly used phrase in the English language,\ndown into this one stupid book. Very much like assembling a giant\npotty mouth word puzzle, but one so large that it requires first\nstudying at least six versions of the puzzle for at least fifteen\nyears, then collecting and shuffling all your own pieces around for\nanother fifteen, just to get a better idea of what the hell its\nactually supposed to look like. Compared to a tabletop puzzle, this\nword puzzle has a ridiculous number of pieces, so may pieces that the\nonly way to assemble them faster is for your brain to subconsciously\nadapt to helping you sort them out, or spend at least $3,000,000 and\nthree years crunching the numbers. Unfortunately, the math also\ndemands more repetitious use of phrases than is common in modern\nEnglish, and the repetitions reflect the salty sing-song mathematics\nthemselves, which are sometimes exaggerated, due to their being\nincomplete. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLikewise,\nthe endless chicken jokes are the result of our only having maybe 200\npoems, and chickens representing the simplest possible networking\nsystems logic, where the light bulb comes on at least once in a blue\nmoon, and these jokes don’t necessarily reflect all 4,430 poems that\nare possible. One poem I wrote is 22 pages long, and the only real\nemphasis in this collection was to provide shorter poems that can say\nmore in fewer words, but its the simple shit that always gets you\nand, in order to cover everything as extensively as I could, I had to\ncarefully cover all the shorter chicken jokes first. A more\ncomprehensive version of this book, would require at least another\nhundred poems that the computers will spit out but, because its all\nmath, its easy to update future editions to add any missing poems and\nmetaphors, and I did my best here to cover all the basics thoroughly\nenough, to reduce the repetitions to a less confusing and, shall we\nsay, a less obnoxious number. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tToddlers\nare the widely recognized, "Fearless Masters of Ignorant\nWisdom", who can make even Yogi Berra go cross-eyed, but none of\nmy math or English teachers ever seriously suggested that, using the\nright cuss words and infantile bullshit, mathematical comedy can\ndescribe life, the universe, and everything on the playground. An\nacademic might argue that language and mathematics are all about\ncommunicating concepts, but Rainbow Warrior poetry speaks for itself,\nand you could literally program a computer to spit out poems forever,\nwhile each observer must still decide for themselves whether the\ncomputer is actually communicating anything, or just a joke.\nCommunication and language themselves can also be described as\nself-organizing, sometimes appearing to take on a life of their own,\nno matter how much anyone might object! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nthe light bulb never does come on, our words and mathematics are just\nso much meaningless gibberish, but gibberish is sometimes useful, for\ntalking people to death or whatever, and one man’s gibberish is\nanother man’s scientific breakthrough. Languages and mathematics can\nbe considered more fundamentally all about pattern matching,\nsymmetry, harmony and balance, and can often be described as musical,\nor a dance, that typically expresses a Fractal Dragon equation like\nevery classical painting and musical score. Anyone who reads and\nwrites our poetry can recognize when any one particular poem says\nsomething better than another, because all our words can be described\nas math or music, and can speak for themselves, or even do a song and\ndance routine if you automate them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIts\na Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World and I went to great lengths to ensure that\nthis book contains enough of the mathematics, for anyone interested,\nto train a neural network or AI with a sense of humor, that most\nacademics can never hope to grasp, and will likely give some\nbureaucrats nightmares. MIT has an annual puzzle contest and, using a\ncomputer with a sense of humor that academics can never hope to\ncomprehend, you could possibly be declared the, "All Time\nWinner", that is, if they don’t accuse you of cheating, being a\nmystic, or revealing government secrets! The self-evident truth\nspeaks louder than anyone’s words and, on the playground of life, the\nfact that our stupid bullshit poems can speak for themselves, do\ntheir own song and dance routine, and can speak for those who have no\nvoice, is nothing short of A True Fucking Miracle To Believe In! They\nprovide a sort of incorruptible magical potty mouth literary-mirror\nfor the human mind, body, psyche, and soul, but one that can now be\nautomated. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nrecent evidence, in quantum mechanics, points to energy and\ninformation being interchangeable, and context dependent, making\nnoise or garbage also context dependent vague nonsense, or undeniably\nparadoxical and self-contradictory. The Sorites Heap paradox must\ninevitably transform into the Liar’s Paradox, and vice versa,\nwith information being more fundamental than energy, which can be\nconsidered merely random noise in countless situations. Our brains\nthemselves, leverage the inherent noise in our environment to process\ndata more efficiently, trading efficiency for accuracy according to\nour individual and collective needs and desires. Implying that what\nwe require are more organic systems logics incorporating instant\nkarma, which can leverage parallax, nonlinear temporal effects, and\nthe Butterfly Effect more often than any metaphysics or classic Von\nNeumann machines.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhen\nis a joke no longer just a joke? Whenever nobody is laughing, you\nneed life insurance and a good lawyer, or its been classified as,\n"Vital to the National Defense!" Academics and the\nmainstream have used 2,000 year old metaphysics, to promote the idea\nthat life is a giant windup clock, and everything must make sense,\nbecause it makes money, and we haven’t had any good\nalternatives, while the mathematics in this book can be used to\nquantify the impact of their ongoing mindless mob mentality, on\nsociety and the ecology, and how to promote alternatives. Of course,\nthat’s not to even remotely suggest that academics are all greedy\ncapitalist pigs, that the mainstream is merely composed of sheeple,\nor any other such Ridiculous Nonsense, when its obvious chickens are\na much more useful model, and clearly indicate the need to re-examine\nthe Big Picture, for any and all possible alternatives. That is,\noutside of the hallowed halls and the mainstream. The important thing\nis, that its now possible to quantify their behavior and easily make\nunique predictions for just how gullible people are, and this book\nprovides the required analog logic for how it can be done, using\noff-the-shelf and open source technology, for the best\nBang-For-Your-Buck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tClassic\nlogic made modern civilization and technology possible, but all the\nevidence clearly indicates it is has become dangerously antiquated,\nand is a gross over-simplification, that is being widely abused in\nevery way imaginable, and requires networking systems logic, in order\nto reconcile it better with the self-evident truth, and the Big\nPicture, or what many today call “reality”. And, in order\nto reconcile the still growing mountain of evidence, piling up after\na century, ready to explode like an active volcano! The louder\nacademics complain that their own students don’t listen to\nthem, and are destroying the planet, the louder they also deny a\ncentury of their own experiments, reject their own stupid\ndictionaries, and even the evidence of their own damned senses. If ya\nwanna know which way all the hot air blows in Babylon these days, you\nneed a lawyer, who’s also a weatherman that raises chickens, and a\nbilingual cunning linguist. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRather\nthan throwing the baby out with the bathwater, or teachers resorting\nto killing their own students any faster, what we require are simple\nmodifications to classic logic. The first of which can be easily\naccomplished, by systematically documenting academia’s ongoing\ninsanity, in the public domain, anonymously whenever prudent. Their\nown mindless denial of their own facts, and pathetic attempts to hide\nor ignore the facts, merely produces more lowbrow slapstick to\ndocument in the public domain, which can then be used to exploit them\nfor fun and for profit. If you can’t teach a child how to use a\ndictionary to save your life, your students still claim the sun\nrevolves around the earth, and tend to kill your own students faster\nwith each new invention, then Trump University is the future of\nacademia, and it behooves us all to help Make America Great Again!\nMerely by training a neural network or AI with this book, you can\nwrite one just like it, and collate any data you happen to prefer.\nThese days, a beefy home computer with a $35.oo pcie card is likely\nmore than enough to crunch the numbers, because I’ve already done\nmost of the heavy lifting writing this book.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPeasants\nhave been developing the required linguistics for 12,000 years, and\npassing them onto academics from time to time and, its just that time\nagain. Its amazing how fast academics catch on, when their own\ncolleagues begin to systematically mock, ridicule, and criticize\nthem, anonymously within the public domain, using advanced\nlinguistics and mathematics, that their own institutions reject,\nclassify, and censor. The second half the Tao Te Ching was published\nanonymously by academics, who used its advanced linguistics to become\nthe first to unite China, to eventually produce the first written\nlanguage everyone could use, and to help establish the most\ncollectivist culture on earth. Some were radically opposed to\nacademia being used to support the wealthy and con artists exploiting\nthe peasants, playing around with words like so many fucking lawyers,\nduring the infamous "Waring States Period", which lasted\nfor four hundred long years that were so bad, the Chinese still wish\nthey could forget it ever happened. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAdapting\nimported Indian Pantheism to their homegrown Bullshit Fuzzy Logic,\nthe primitive tribes and isolated villages had developed their own\nvirtually incorruptible linguistics, which, over the following\ncentury, more than a hundred academics completed and, championed by\nthe legendary Yellow Emperor, the Tao Te Ching became the first text\nto unite all six thousand tribes. They called it a religion but, back\nthen, almost anything was considered a religion, and many of the\ntribes were still sacrificing virgins to the gods of the local river\nand mountain, while this new religion worshiped an anonymous\nlibrarian. Bringing order to the chaos, the Yellow Emperor banned the\npractice of human sacrifice, funded the development of a common\nwritten language, established the first healthcare system, by setting\nprices for minimal services and, sometimes, made a show of converting\npeople to sharing their words and playing nice, by the point of a\nsword. It would require much longer to unite China politically, and\nfor the endless wars to finally subside, but the Yellow Emperor had\nrisen to the occasion, to become every inch the Larger-Than-Life-Hero\nthat the peasants had prayed for and, to this day, they still credit\nhim with practically inventing sex, fire, and the wheel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ntyranny of the mindless mob and the wealthy is often promoted by\nacademics, who still systematically encourage everyone to argue over\nthe definition of stupid, ensuring that growth and progress can often\nonly be obtained, within the public domain, by throwing their own\nbullshit right back in their faces, just as hard as you can! The\nprimitive Taoist tribes had developed their own bullshit fuzzy logic,\nthat academics had no defense against, daring them to make fools of\nthemselves, while the peasants recognized it immediately for the\nsalvation it offered, a way for them to own their own thoughts and\nwords, and not have to rely upon being spoon fed a line of crap a\nmile long, by idiots spouting whatever the hell they’re paid to\nrepeat. The Chinese are extremely patriarchal, and tend to be more\nConfucian than Taoist, but the constantly feuding Warring States had\ndriven the peasants to their knees, and they latched onto anything\nthat might help end the wars, and help them avoid being exploited by\nevery ambitious con artist and Warlord in China. They were peasants,\nnot stupid, while the whole world was becoming more organized and, it\nwasn’t by coincidence that, on the other side of the planet, a\ndrunken clown named Socrates used his own oral tradition, for the\nsame bullshit fuzzy logic, to single handedly establish ethics as the\nfoundation of Western democracy. His legend only grew, spreading\nthroughout Europe and, eventually, the Roman Catholic Church would be\ncompelled to adopt Socratic ethics, or be mocked and ridiculed by\ntheir own academics and peasants.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tContrary\nto what any academic philosopher will ever admit in public, for any\nlogic or metaphysics to convey anything more meaningful in the real\nworld, all that anyone ever requires is a sense of humor, which can\nbe considered the second grammar of the English language, and which\nis easy to document at extreme scales and magnitudes, by merely\nexamining the Big Picture. (Duh!) Nevertheless, rather than embracing\nhumor as having something meaningful to say about logic, academics\nhave treated humor as a mental disease that, thus far, has defied\nboth the medical sciences and all rational explanation, and is only\nof interest to lawyers, peasants, and Quakers who actually use\ndictionaries. Jokes are just meaningless bullshit to countless\nacademics and the mainstream, that is, unless you happen to be a\nlogician, designing cruise missile guidance systems, and classify\nthem for a living. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe truth hurts for a reason,\nand he who laughs last, laughs loudest, because he gets the damned\npunch lines! For many Rainbow Warriors, the proof is in our poetry,\nwhich speaks louder than any individual’s words, but I had to\nconstantly go back and forth between writing poetry and chapters,\nbecause they express their own particle-wave duality, and the more I\nwork on both, the better they both become. In particular, the poetry\ndistinctly conflates the identity of what is geometry and\ninformation, mathematics, music, and language, which these chapters\nmerely express somewhat differently, relying upon the same stupid\nlexicon and bullshit fuzzy logic. Whether I’m writing poetry or\nchapters, its not all that different and, sometimes, a poem will\nbecome a chapter, or vice versa, because I simply follow the analog\nlogic, and focus on what’s missing from this picture and, all too\noften, I really don’t wanna know whatever the hell it might actually\ncontain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nCollective\nMadness<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nCastaways<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt\nWas Another Dark And Stormy Night!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSailing\naway, from wherever we are…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBeneath\nthe clearest, of any blue sky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBreathing\ndeeply of the sparkling air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMorning\nstar’s, a glimmer in our eyes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDecks\nreaching up, to cup nimble feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSails\nfurling confidently on the breeze.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGently\nrocking swaying, passing swell,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMemories\nclinging like mist in a dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThoughts\nall meander like ocean waves;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAffable\ndolphins start to crowd the bow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAn\nalbatross astern examining our wake;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbell’s quiet blessings, grace the dawn.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRising\nup yet again we turn into the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsun climbs high upon the open horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLively\nwinds, give the faster dolphins chase!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDelicious\nspark of life, overflowing everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nall hands on deck, cast their gazes forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSudden\nspray over her bow, stinging our faces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus all, we chart the unknown course,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus that we steer an unknown heading,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nAll Our Destiney Yet Awaits Our Fate.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus all once again what all hold dearest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSailing\nwith the wind upon the greatest of oceans!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\npast is but a memory, as we live our dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nmother nature is still pregnant to bursting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCarrying\non about her bright new beginnings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEternally\nmerging, in her heavenly dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\nEndless Sweeping Panoramic Visions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsame unexplored Wonderland she graciously offers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnconditionally\nTo All Masters Of The Open Sea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCasting\noff metaphysical anchors; once again gliding into the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClaiming\nour birthright we rise to the occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAffable\ncalls… quietly ring out…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nArousing\nancient memories of heroic adventures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnchained\nPrometheus, always full of surprises,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnxiously\nBegs for the approval of all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSurrendering\nto those who delight in their ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutcasts\nand rejects, thrilled to soar free at last,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nContent\nsmiles spread, still rising on the wind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSails\nfluttering, in synchrony with the breeze,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSensual\nembrace, reawakening the dreamers;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilent\nrevere of the perfect moment of grace,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCastaways\nbecome one with new horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLegend\nhas it that when the primitive tribes in the remote mountains of\nsouthern China saw civilization rapidly spreading out over the vast\nopen plains below, they couldn’t help but notice that, not only\ndid their new neighbors have a million kids, but they were all\norganized along the same lines as any flock of chickens that they\nraised! It was the only way they could maintain order in their vast\nnumbers and, to make matters worse, they were the equivalent of free\nrange chickens, with few natural boundaries or defenses out on the\nopen plains. They would treat each other like chickens as well,\nherding one another like so many flightless birds, surrounding their\nenemies and, finally, picking them off one at a time, just like\nshooting fish in a barrel. When droughts caused famine among the\nMongol hordes to the north, they too would blanket the endless plains\nof mainland China on their horses, like a raging stampede, and\nproceed to herd and slaughter the Chinese peasants, as if they were\nmerely herding their cattle back home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDesperately\nexposed to an invading army of any size, the peasants eventually\nconstructed enough walls to circumnavigate the globe 26 times, but\nall in vain. Necessity is the mother of invention, and they invented\nsteel, gunpowder, and other advanced weapons centuries before the\nrest of the world, but nothing could stem the tide of the relentless\npower struggle that had overwhelmed the seven feuding kingdoms for\ncontrol of mainland China. During the infamous “Warring States\nPeriod” this went on for four hundred years, and a grim new\narms race emerged, as generation after generation of peasants\nthroughout China, were forced to episodically starve themselves, in\norder to feed more babies, so they could be the first to surround\ntheir enemies. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFemale\ninfants were sometimes abandoned on the side of the road, because\nthey could not fight, were not as strong in the fields and, in some\nplaces, could not even be given away for free, much less sold into\nslavery. Not only did everyone else ruthlessly exploit the peasants\nat every opportunity, but they were now forced to ruthlessly exploit\nthemselves and their own children, as if they were nothing more than\ncattle. Some chose to abandon civilization altogether as a lost\ncause, and adopted the short and brutal lifestyle of mountain men\ninstead. And, when their tribal brothers and sisters up in the\nmountains witnessed the horror of their plight, they took pity on\nthem, and sent them their best jokes and poetry knowing that,\nsometimes, all the humble humor and beauty that life has to offer,\ncan be the best medicine, and they had some of the most powerful\nmedicine on the planet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nCastaways<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIt\nWas Another Dark And Stormy Night!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSailing\naway, from wherever we are…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBeneath\nthe clearest, of any blue sky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBreathing\ndeeply of the sparkling air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMorning\nstar’s, a glimmer in our eyes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDecks\nreaching up, to cup nimble feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSails\nfurling confidently on the breeze.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGently\nrocking swaying, passing swell,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMemories\nclinging like mist in a dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThoughts\nall meander like ocean waves;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAffable\ndolphins start to crowd the bow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAn\nalbatross astern examining our wake;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbell’s quiet blessings, grace the dawn.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRising\nup yet again we turn into the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsun climbs high upon the open horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLively\nwinds, give the faster dolphins chase!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDelicious\nspark of life, overflowing everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nall hands on deck, cast their gazes forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSudden\nspray over her bow, stinging our faces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus all, we chart the unknown course,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus that we steer an unknown heading,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nAll Our Destiney Yet Awaits Our Fate.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus all once again what all hold dearest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSailing\nwith the wind upon the greatest of oceans!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\npast is but a memory, as we live our dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nmother nature is still pregnant to bursting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCarrying\non about her bright new beginnings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEternally\nmerging, in her heavenly dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\nEndless Sweeping Panoramic Visions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsame unexplored Wonderland she graciously offers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnconditionally\nTo All Masters Of The Open Sea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCasting\noff metaphysical anchors; once again gliding into the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClaiming\nour birthright we rise to the occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAffable\ncalls… quietly ring out…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nArousing\nancient memories of heroic adventures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnchained\nPrometheus, always full of surprises,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnxiously\nBegs for the approval of all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSurrendering\nto those who delight in their ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutcasts\nand rejects, thrilled to soar free at last,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nContent\nsmiles spread, still rising on the wind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSails\nfluttering, in synchrony with the breeze,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSensual\nembrace, reawakening the dreamers;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilent\nrevere of the perfect moment of grace,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCastaways\nbecome one with new horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCastaways\nis a popular example of how Oneness Poetry can employ\nsynergistic-normalization and the Mother of All to treat time as\nsimultaneously nonlinear and a continuum, and can even incorporate\nthe passage of time itself as a central theme, and a quasi-character\nin its own rite. If you notice, the poem subtly confuses the issue of\nwhat is animate and inanimate, and it accomplishes this by relying on\nthe same minimalist approach it uses for manipulating the temporal\ndynamics, that is, by emphasizing the vagueness and humble simplicity\nof their collective contents, to create a blurry montage effect, that\ndances like Fred Astaire. Starting out slow, speeding up and slowing\ndown, with an almost choreographed cinematic effect. The first dozen\nlines give away the secret for how this works, by largely\nincorporating the most stereotypical prose imaginable, even starting\nout with a variation on the quintessential bad opening line in\nliterature, “It was another dark and stormy night!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\nfather’s a sailor and, truth be told, if you’ve seen one\ndolphin, one star, and one clear sky you’ve pretty much seen\nthem all, making writing poetry for adults more challenging. While we\nmight think of a dolphin as a beautiful animal, they commonly crowd\nthe bows of ships, and my father will be the first to tell you,\nwatching them is an easy way to make yourself sleepy. Castaways\nmerely describes what, for a sailor, might be the start of just\nanother typical day, making it difficult to appease both adults and\nyoung children. From the very first line, a small child might be\nentranced by the vague, sweeping, stereotypical prose, while an adult\nmight be repulsed, and even be tempted to skip past it, and Castaways\ngets around this difficulty by accentuating the vagueness of each\nline and empowering them to collectively dance like Fred Astaire and,\nthus, remind the reader of why small children can find something as\nmundane, as a seagull eating garbage, so exciting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSailors\nand cowboys have a lot in common, with both jobs often being\nhazardous, requiring long hard hours, and long boring intervals,\npunctuated by nonstop fast paced action, with the reality of the life\nstyle more often being how to avoid falling asleep on watch or in the\nsaddle, and how to avoid getting yourself killed. Both professions\nare also famous for their similar style of poetry, sometimes referred\nto as “Big Sky”, with spaghetti western soundtracks, the\nmusic of Sr. Paul McCartney, and the play “Oklahoma”\nbeing popular examples of similar wave dynamics, or wave mechanics,\nthat can resemble quantum chromodynamics, trading the humble\nsimplicity of each individual component for their greater collective\ndynamics. A wave is a wave is a wave, and the characters in a play\nlike Oklahoma don’t require Shakespearean depths, and are often\none dimensional caricatures that audiences demand knowing that, as\nmuch as anything else, the entire play hinges on a one dimensional\ncharacter they may personally identify with, making the cast’s\ncollective efforts always greater than any mere sum of their parts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCrucially,\nthe strength of the musical score itself can be described as an\nindispensable quasi-character in the play, that brings all the humble\nelements together in a more meaningful way, dramatically breathing\nlife into them, precisely because they are so humble they can easily\ncompliment one another in dramatic contexts. Modern music theory\nemphasizes the ability of the silences between the notes to convey a\nvariety of different emotions, such as suspense, and although I\npersonally add as many Shakespearean and Biblical quotes as I can to\nmy poetry, for their indispensable salt-of-the-earth metaphors, this\npoem is a notable example of how to use them more sparingly if it\naccentuates the temporal dynamics, and the poem conveying more\nsweeping emotional panoramas. In most of my poems, I take a very\ndirect approach, focusing on the humble and elegant simplicity of\ntheir combined temporal dynamics and vague bullshit logic, and just\nallow the words themselves to express their own thoughts and emotions\nas fully as possible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBruce\nLee was popular with the ladies for his ballroom style dancing, but\nhe had his own Taoist philosophy of “No Style” martial\narts, and my collective ignorance approach to Oneness Poetry can be\nthought of as the “Bruce Lee School of Potty Humor”. The\noff-the-wall peek-a-boo yin-yangy\npush-me-pull-you-run-in-circles-scream-and-shout dynamics of Oneness\nPoetry are so humble to begin with, that they don’t express any\nspecific style, other than incorporating a lot of infantile and\nincredibly vague salt-of-the-earth-metaphors, with our Rainbow\nWarrior poems incorporating everything from Shakespeare to pop music\nand potty mouth nursery rhymes that are still being reinvented by\nkids everywhere. Personally, I have two left feet myself and could\nnot fight my way out of a wet paper bag to save my life but, once a\nlinguist admired my poetry and asked for my advice about how to\nmaster the metaphors of language, and I suggested she take up\nsinging.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\nyou learn to own the sounds that are coming out of your mouth, you\nlearn how to free your words to speak for themselves and, as Taoists\nlike to say, “Gravity becomes the source of lightness”.\nJohn Prine commented once that writing song lyrics is all about\nediting, and freeing our words often requires first learning to not\nbe quite so attached to them. Beautiful words are honest words, that\ncan defy unbalanced gravity itself, hanging in the air between us,\nwhile falling on your ass is what makes reaching for the stars all\nthat much more rewarding. <\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSome\nof the most popular comedians, like Tom Hanks and Will Smith, have\nalso joined the ranks of the greatest actors, and comedy is widely\nacknowledged as among the hardest of the performing arts to master,\nthat requires personal authenticity. Comedians such as Chevy Chase,\nfor example, have become famous for something as simple as their\nability to perform a pratfall. Singing is one way to experience that\nfor yourself, without having to become a professional comedian, an\nactor, or falling on your ass repeatedly, and I sing most of the\nsongs mentioned in my poetry as humbly and elegantly as I can, sort\nof Broadway Blues walk-in-the-park style that’s easy on the\nears but, whatever works for you.<\/font><\/font>\n<\/font>That’s\noften the opposite of what people assume is required for\ncomprehending complex metaphors, continuum physics, and developing\nnonlinear temporal dynamics that can dance like Fred Astaire, but is\nbased on the fundamental Taoist principle of logic that “Crap\nis Simple and, Therefore, You’re the Problem Dummy!”<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n Humorously,\nalthough I enjoyed reading Gary Zukav’s “Dancing Wu Li\nMasters” enough to read it twice, I already knew all the\nphysics in the book and merely enjoyed the lucid way he presented\nthem. The only other thing his book suggested to me was that, in some\nways, I was my own worst enemy, and it can be surprisingly helpful to\nfind ways around that problem. That was the same advice my father\nconstantly gave me growing up, as if I were Beaver Cleaver, but I\nneeded to hear the words again when dad wasn’t around, which is\nhow I got my Rainbow Warrior name. Typically being being anarchists\nwith warped senses of humor, hippies won’t tolerate five “Bobs”\namong their ranks and will give you a unique name if you don’t\npick one for yourself, but the name Wu Li has 80 different possible\nmeanings depending on the inflection and context. As far as I’m\nconcerned, it could mean you can call me anything, but don’t\ncall me late for dinner. However, when people ask what my name means\nI tell them it means, “I clutch my ideas”, because that’s\nthe message I got from Gary’s book was that, if I’m going\nto clutch my ideas, and act like Beaver Cleaver and sometimes be my\nown worst enemy, I might as well make them awesome ideas that I love\nto death and, of course, which aren’t quite so painful and\nself-defeating as some alternatives.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTaoists\nfrequently choose names that poke fun at themselves and, to\nhumorously paraphrase Bruce Lee, “You have to open your mind\nbaby, learn how to feel the vibes, set aside your own biases, try to\nchill out and find the groove and, if you don’t feel the force\nLuke, then start working on that damned problem right now! Nip it in\nthe bud, you hear me! Right this instant because, the real problem is\nthat, You’re The Problem Baby! As Master Yoda said, “Try?\nThere is no try! Do Or Do Not!” Its certainly not my damned\nchoice to make! Others can only encourage you to rise to the occasion\nbut, either you eventually manage to work that crap out on your own,\nor you’re up shit creek! And, I suppose, you’ll just have\nto learn to take “no” for an answer from yourself a\nlittle more often than you anticipated, because the magic is simply\nnot there anymore baby. However, if you happen to be persistent Grass\nHopper, you’ll eventually realize that, ironically, you only\nbecome all that much more grateful to discover that the latest pie to\nhit you square in the chin, is the same damned pie that just hit you\na hundred times before! Let me hear all you clowns say, “Thank\nyou Master Wu Li, May I Please Have Another Pie-In-The-Face!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nthe wacky humor and complex temporal dynamics are so crucial to our\nOneness Poems, because all our poems treat time the same way, as\nsimultaneously a quasi-character that assumes different roles and a\nmathematical variable, or just more bullshit, with Castaways\nillustrating some of the more attractive and easier to follow\ntemporal dynamics, making it a popular example. By treating time as\nsomehow both illusory bullshit and a quasi-character that expresses\nrudimentary emotions, our poems can collectively conflate the\nidentity of space and time, reality and illusion, in enough ways to\nintimidate a contortionist, and lend entirely new meaning to yoga.\nWhat I do is more along the lines of the algebra of nature, that’s\nnot nearly as organic or pretty as something like calculus or the\nlogic of the Vedics used in yoga, but instant karma requires\neverything in our poetry be equally organic and inorganic, and\nsignificantly humbler, less romantic, and more cartoonish, as a\nresult. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tInstant\nkarma does the same thing in our poetry observed in both humble\nquanta and an abacus, which is to maddeningly conflate the identity\nof their input and output, past and future, reality and the dream. An\nabacus doesn’t have an “enter” or “equals”\nbutton, or any equivalent function, because merely entering the\nproblem reveals the solution and, theoretically, a quantum computer\ncan sometimes spit out the answers to problems before you finish\nentering them, but I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for anyone\nto prove it. All Oneness Poetry contains what I call, "Embedded\nLogic", which includes the overall shape of the poem, the use of\nlarger fonts at times, and the use of strings of capitalized words\nthat often express the skepticism of the Peanut Gallery. Merely by\nusing a larger font, for example, you can add more meaning,\nconflating the identity of geometry and information and, combined\nwith the yin-yang dynamics, they express the particle-wave duality of\nthe poem as a multifractal equation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOneness\nPoetry and an abacus both express a humorous interpretation of John\nLennon’s famous statement, “There are no problems, only\nsolutions”, because an abacus never has a problem and, if you\never want to use an abacus, the sooner you figure that out for\nyourself the better. Likewise, nonlinear temporal dynamics are\nintrinsic to Oneness Poetry and leave the reader no choice, but to\ninterpret everything for themselves. If you notice, even the first\ntwo lines of Castaways, “It was another dark and stormy night.\nSailing away from wherever we are…”, innocently beg the\nquestion as to whether to interpret the poem literally or\nfiguratively, thus, immediately prompting the reader to either\ninterpret its incredibly vague meaning for themselves, or move on to\nthe next lines, so that the poem can ever so slightly elucidate the\nmeaning of the opening lines, by merely placing them in an\nincrementally broader and ever so slightly less vague context. And,\nas each line does so, they string the reader along, indirectly\ncompelling the reader to slow down and pay more attention to each\nsyllable and, being so vague, the lines can progressively focus the\nreader’s attention on punctuation too, as one of the few\nremaining ways of determining the cadence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nother words, our poems sometimes speaks to us as if we were children,\nand they have to talk slowly and use simple words, and make sure they\nget our attention, while other poems express frenzied infantile\nsing-song dynamics like what you might hear on the Muppet Show. The\nquasi character that the temporal dynamics introduce is the Mother of\nAll, or Great Void, who represents the four stages of life and the\nFour Seasons. Springtime is playful like a child, and a play like\nOklahoma expresses the playful creative beauty of love as\nsimultaneously representing youth, and spring tornadoes! And, thanks\nto the nonlinear temporal dynamics, Oneness Poems in general can be\ndescribed as so incredibly vague, humble, and minimalistic that they\ndon’t express any particular style whatsoever, other than\nincorporating a ton of salt-of-the-earth metaphors, and their heavy\nreliance on subtly encouraging the reader to supply their own\ninterpretation of everything. Making it equally accurate to describe\nour poems as expressions of our collective ignorance, potty humor,\nmathematics, popular culture, or the Great Void and Mother of All. Of\ncourse, since we currently have only 200 or so out of 4,430 poems,\nits impossible to provide a decent representative sample of just how\nvaried they become, but these first poems provide at least a vague\nimpression due to their recursive logic revolving around what’s\nmissing from this picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhich\nis also why our poems can express both humor and beauty in\neverything, with Castaways humorously being one of the three “Lost\nPoems” in “The Book That Can Never Be Written”,\nwhich are pornographic in Chinese. Part of the joke being that, even\nin English, the other two poems are much more erotic, and they follow\nCastaways, hinting at its secret dual identity, and an erotic\ninterpretation of “Oneness”. The three poems are normally\nnot included in the version of the Tao Te Ching that most read, but\nare required to complete the set, and Rainbow Warrior poetry\nextrapolates the poetry even further, requiring another new poem,\n“The Way of Ignorant Virtue”, at the beginning of the\ntext. All our poems play peek-a-boo with the reader in every way\nimaginable, with the rose shape of Castaways, its use of metaphors\nand cadence, never quite looking the same once you get the joke, but\nthat’s the whole point, that anything can be viewed as\nsimultaneously beautiful and a joke, and all that much more\nmeaningful and endearing, as in a toddler falling adorably on their\nbutt. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nthe shapes of these poems merely reflect their fractal mathematics\nand, thanks to their ability to express humor and beauty in\neverything, more than half the poems in this collection can be\ninterpreted differently by children and adults. For example, a child\nmight focus on the beauty and romance of Castaways and never be aware\nof its humor, because they have no idea what sex is and no way to\nmore fully appreciate the greater context of the poem. Some of the\nlines in our poetry are famous for being incredibly beautiful, yet\nequally funny when read in specific contexts, and their mathematics\ncan surprise even experts with their complex games of peek-a-boo.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nprompt the conscious mind to examine its own subconscious in\nrudimentary emotional contexts, and the naive humor of the\nsubconscious can be thought of as the innocent child of God within\neach of us. The old adage is that, “Children should be seen and\nnot heard”, and the humor of small children is often taboo in\ncompetitive cultures, while the beauty of our poems speak directly to\nour dreams, and the adult that we wish to become. Among other things,\nhumor can build resilience, with Bob Hope being famous for\nentertaining the troops, and his work is an example of how humor is\noften be treated as an occupation and, at one time, Hope had 32\nwriters on his staff, but being able to describe humor mathematically\nmeans it is about to become a science.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYogi\nBerra was a great guy according to everyone who knew him, but a sex\nsymbol he was not, thanks in part to his earthy sense of humor. In\nAsia, people commonly post quotes from Oneness Poems in prominent\nplaces, very much the same way you might hang a mirror or a sign,\nsometimes as a humorous tongue-in-cheek way to prompt people to be\nquiet, or to clean up after themselves or whatever. Our poems rely on\nthe humble simplicity and vagueness of their contents to encourage\npeople to be more humble in general, and to develop a gentle sense of\nhumor, along the same lines of Winnie the Pooh, Yogi Berra, Kermit\nthe Frog, Socrates, and Yoda of Star Wars, encouraging us all to be\nhumbler and more honest, but including much more complex adult humor\nas well, such as the existentialist humor of Stephen Wright.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nmore authentic and honest anyone becomes, the more gentle,\nspontaneous, and creative their sense of humor can become, and the\nmore authentically they can express themselves, and share more of\nthemselves with others, including sexually. Hence, the reason older\nadults sometimes nurture their childhood memories and feelings, in\norder to reclaim their personal intimacy and authenticity, and make\nthe most of their golden years. Once again, what’s missing from\nthis picture proves crucial, especially when it’s our own\npointless personal bullshit, and we can treat our poems the same way,\nby merely focusing on their symmetry, logic, and temporal dynamics,\nallowing vague words that incorporate commonly used phrases, popular\nquotes, and song lyrics to speak for themselves. While it might sound\nlike I’m exaggerating about letting my words speak for\nthemselves, there’s no other way to write this kind of poetry,\nas anyone who has ever tried has quickly discovered for themselves.\nTry as you might, its flat out impossible to make our bullshit poems\nsay anything they just don’t. Our poems can also treat the\narrow of time itself as somehow simultaneously real and illusory\nbullshit that we just make up, and what’s missing from this\npicture becomes a whole lot more compelling, once you realize that\nwhat’s missing can substitute for anything, anything at all,\nthat the picture might normally contain, including not least of all,\nthe arrow of time, making the causal and acausal, science and magic,\ndependent upon the observer and the specific context.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nif you never earn a living doing it, like Chevy Chase, learning how\nto bounce right back up again is part of what makes reaching for the\nstars all that much more noble, heroic, magical, and just plain fun,\nwith a recent study concluding that, although everyone requires some\nambition, those who also cultivate contentment tend to fare better in\nthe long run. My personal “Philosophy of Collective Ignorance”\nleverages this humble Truth for all its worth and, to paraphrase\nChief Joseph of the Nez Perce, “I shall fight my words no more\nforever!” This is what I consider my own ignorant,\n“No-Class-No-Style-No-Brainer” philosophy from the school\nof hard knocks, that for any philosophy to be worth a crap, you must\nfirst embrace your own words for all that they might have to offer.\nFind the words that speak to you personally, and make them your own,\nby setting them free, and see if they come back to you. Do that, and\nyou may learn to be still and to truly appreciate silence as golden,\nnot to mention, earn the respect of big and little kids everywhere.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\ncollective ignorance speaks for itself, and our poems don’t\nrequire me or anyone else to either defend them or even give our own\nignorant opinions, so please feel perfectly free to ignore or\ncriticize anything I write, just call me an idiot if you like, and\nplease feel free to criticize anything anybody else writes on the\nsubject, because nobody I know is willing to claim they’re\nresponsible for the bullshit! Ironically, its a huge load off my mind\nthat my own, “Bullshit Philosophy of Collective Ignorance”\ndoesn’t even require my own stupid opinions and can be written\nby a computer program that has no clue as to what the hell its\nwriting. Set your opinions free, set your words free, set your heart\nfree and, without ever leaving home, you can know the entire world,\nwhile your mind will always be free to roam the universe, or to\nlisten intently to the heart of the person in front of you. When we\nallow our words to speak for themselves, we just accept them for more\nof whatever they have to offer, and accept whatever words others\nmight prefer to use, without necessarily becoming attached to them\nourselves. In much the same way we do whenever we become poetry in\nmotion, by simply accepting more of who we are, what we are doing,\nand all that we might have to offer the world, becoming\nself-actualized in the moment, or having a senior moment, or whatever\nthe case turns out to be.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tKids\nask me about black holes and the mysterious Great Void all the time,\nwhich resemble the monsters in their closet, and they’re\ntypically disappointed when I tell them they need to work on their\nsense of humor. They would disown me altogether if I told them the\nwhole truth, that mother nature resembles a magical three year old\nmessing with your head, and bullshit logic rules the universe! Even I\nrefused to believe it myself for fifty years, because part of living\nin a magical universe, is nothing can be magical if it isn’t a\nsurprise and doesn’t express novelty in just about every way\nimaginable. Up ahead at the sign post, its the Mother of All, the\ncollective unconscious, the Twilight Zone that emerges from the Great\nVoid, where our own ignorance and stupidity can sometimes turn out to\nbe both a blessing and a curse! <\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nInfinitely\nDiverse Insane Combinations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n(Flowing\naway, still haunt us to this day!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\tUpon\nretiring from the arduous demands of a long and successful teaching\ncareer, in his more lucid moments of nostalgic Deja Vu, with a\nhaunted look in his eyes, as if suddenly possessed by the Oracle at\nDelphi, or lecturing drooling idiots falling asleep in his class\nagain, George Santayana would oft loudly proclaim to the world,\n“Those who do not remember the past are destined to repeat it!”\nRegrettably, those who remember the past are altogether too\nfrequently haunted by the past, more often than not, over the course\nof simply attempting to earn an honest living. In spite of the human\nbrain having an estimated storage capacity equal to that of the\nentire worldwide web, some of us having nearly perfect memories, and\nSantayana’s chilling reminder, still heard echoing in the\nhallowed halls, nevertheless, memory remains notoriously unreliable,\nand working memory remains the only known reliable measure of\nanyone’s career potential. Which is what you’d expect in\na flock of chickens.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNor\ndoes the evolution of animals appear to place any real emphasis on\nevery individual or species being able to accurately memorize\neverything, as if it doesn’t make much of a difference. Suggesting\nmore creative Bullshit Fuzzy Logic applies to even our own memories,\nwhen everything is Deja Vu all over again! Sooner or later, the\nidentities of time and our own memories seem to both vanish entirely\ndown the nearest rabbit hole, or toilet, and a recent study indicated\nthat exactly how reliable anybody’s memory becomes, could sometimes\nbe indistinguishable from the individual’s ability to focus on\nspecific things. FMRI brain scans have confirmed that intelligent\npeople actually think less, simply adding A and B to get C, and have\nmore working memory, which they often save for productive purposes,\nwhile less intelligent people with less reliable memories, tend to be\nmore creative and, to some extent, how intelligent you are reflects\nhow much working memory you have, but a wide variety of things, such\nas air-pollution, have proven to dramatically impact our IQ,\nsuggesting that even how smart we are still remains context\ndependent, and people can sometime have both a "Home Advantage"\nand a "Home Team Advantage".<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBizarrely,\nBabylonians demand the same governments and corporations they call\nevil lie to them for their own protection, then shove crap down the\nthroats of their children for a dozen years in school, suppressing\nthe inherent creativity of half their students, in the hope of making\nmore money, even as the whole world falls apart. Today, its\ntheoretically possible to directly implant memories into the brain,\nand create your own mental clones, and you could vaccinate them all\nat the same time, at considerable savings. Ironically, a lot of my\nfriends are self-taught, with one friend whose wife divorced him\nbecause, with only a high school education, he made more money fixing\nup used cars and selling them, than she could with a Phd, and was\nsmarter than she was, and could not care less how smart other people\nthought he was, wasn’t interested in making a lot of money, and would\ndrink a beer with anyone, or build a house, computer, fix your\nwashing machine, or whatever. Obviously, people have more working\nmemory than a chicken, and are more aware, but birds and other\nanimals have their own local accents, and sometimes sing simply\nbecause they enjoy singing. Mated wrens will hold long concerts,\nsynchronizing their voices, and trading the lead back and forth like\nvirtuosos.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRather\nthan appearing interested in promoting Voluntary Genocide, in the\nname of growth and progress, analog mama nature appears to favor\ncreativity over productivity, like any three year old would,\nsupporting greater diversity, with ecologies tending to exploit every\navailable energy source which, in turn, promotes greater resilience\nand productivity for the ecosystem as a whole. Contrary to classical\ntheories of evolution, without diversity, survival of the fittest\nbecomes a joke in bad taste, along the lines of the, "Omega Man"\nin science fiction, who was the last surviving human, and could\ndeclare himself the All-Time-Winner! Biologists have discovered that\nclassical theories of evolution fail to account for the collective\nbehavior of plants and animals. A recent examination of evolution\nconcluded that diversity increases with higher elevations, where the\ntemperature is apparently "just right" to support greater\ncomplexity, and faster evolution. Note that this doesn’t mean\nevolution is merely driven by temperature, but that temperature plays\na fundamental role in determining the complexity of both organic and\ninorganic matter, just as size and other things make a difference in\nhow complex an organism becomes, and indicates the earth is just the\nright size, temperature, and complexity for our evolution.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAssuming\na universal recursion, it would indicate that there are four\nrudimentary subtypes of environments, which produce Gaia, and the\ncomplexity of the earth itself appears to increase the further away\nfrom the core you go, as if the earth progressively trades energy for\ninformation, and has four biospheres. Displaying more synergy and\nemergent effects, and also trading efficiency for accuracy. Some\nmight object that the core of the earth doesn’t remotely resemble\norganic life as we know it, but neither does the salt in our blood,\nyet its vital for our survival. The earth’s ecology as a whole, or\nGaia, can be considered a living organism that regulates its own\nbodily functions, and laughs at our infantile pretensions of ever\nconquering the world, much less, mama nature. Kill or enslave nature,\nand you kill and enslave yourself, while mama nature laughs at just\nhow cleaver you are, and finds someone new to play with.\nAdditionally, suggesting that humanity may have evolved, due to\nGaia’s overall environment itself, having matured and finally become\ncreative, efficient, diverse, and harmonious enough, to support the\nevolution of intelligent life. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEven\nour evolutionary theories are beginning to contradict classic logic,\nsupporting contextual views that academia vehemently rejects, and\nthis particular new discovery can be used to document how modern\nacademia is still suppressing the development of alternatives to\nclassic logic and metaphysics, cannot be trusted with the development\nof linguistic analysis, and is not a sustainable institution\naccording to their own standards. That’s not to suggest that academia\ncan’t change but, more often than you might think, change in academia\nis only possible when it comes from without, as Socrates, Galileo,\nand Lao Tzu all established the hard way. While, I’m hoping to speed\nup the process of change, by automating their ongoing insanity, and\nteaching even the banks and international cartels the meaning of,\n"Instant Karma’s Gonna Getcha Baby!" Normally, I avoid\nmainstream nonsense and politics like the plague, and writing down\nanalog logic for insane Babylonians, has never been one of my\nlifelong ambitions but, they’re going to kill us all, if somebody\ndoesn’t give them all the analog logic they could possibly desire,\nall at once!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBullshit\nFuzzy Logic appears to be similarly composed of infinitely diverse\ninsane combinations, that only a three year old can fully appreciate,\nsuggesting toddlers were the original inspiration for the Star Trek\nVulcan philosophy of IDIC, or infinite diversity in infinite\ncombinations. No doubt, Vulcan toddlers were also the inspiration for\ncountless meditation techniques, and the widespread adoption a\ndispassionate philosophy of logic. Its as if Bullshit Fuzzy Logic\nwere playfully growing and adapting, right along with humanity’s\nexpanding awareness or, possibly, it resembles an enormous jig-saw\npuzzle we can never hope to finish assembling, but one which\nperiodically reveals sweeping new insights, that change how we view\neverything. A “Bullshit Theory of Everything and Nothing”\nwould therefore have to be every bit as simple and humble as it is\nelegant and complex, ironically making it four times more complex\noverall, than traditional causal metaphysics. And, as a result, flat\nout impossible for people to assemble enough of the pieces of the\npuzzle, in order to work out the complete metaphoric systems logic\nor, "The Untold Story of the Redemption of Goldilocks",\nuntil the invention of modern computers. The Chinese sometimes call\nit, "The Book That Can Never Be Written" and, my best guess\nis its around twenty thousand pages long, and enough to make anyone\nlose their religion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tVirtual\nparticles and black holes have a love\/hate relationship, both adoring\nand abhorring a vacuum, ensuring that nothing from nothing ain’t\nnothin’ in a Goldilocks-Murphy Wonderland, and what’s\nmissing from this picture, can more often make all the difference in\nthe world. Both logic and pattern matching depend upon symmetry and,\nas tacky as they most certainly are, cartoonish yin-yangy\npush-me-pull-you-run-in-circles-screaming-and-shouting dynamics, that\nevery toddler and puppy dog adore, eliminate the worst possible\nextremes and, additionally, empower us to sometimes view even the\nforces of nature as expressing a playful, or social act, as if the\nuniverse itself is alive and aware, and the walls might occasionally\ntalk. Everything ultimately being random or inconceivable, means\neverything can be viewed as simultaneously expressing both social and\nanti-social, vaguely organic and explicitly mechanical behavior, as\nif the two form a spectrum. Gas becomes liquid, which transforms into\na solid, and then a plasma, expressing not only a spectrum, but the\nvague and explicit extremes of particle-wave duality, progressively\nconflating the identities of their own collective geometry and\ndynamics, energy and information, and indicating that causal\nexplanations, must inevitably yield to more vague systems logic,\ncapable of placing any causal explanation in broader contexts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHit\nyour thumb with a hammer, and its common enough to treat the hammer\nas if it were being anti-social and, likewise, our own reactionary\nbehavior can be viewed as more mechanical, mindless, and anti-social,\nbut the specific situation is what determines whether we perceive\nhammers to actually have a life of their own, or only take on a life\nof their own because complete idiots use them. The very cells of our\nbodies protest the abuse, are extremely familiar with Three Stooges\nslapstick and, sometimes, insist on deciding for themselves how to\nreact. To some extent, whether we perceive anything to be\nparticularly organic or social just depends on our proximity, the\nscales involved, and our familiarity with them and, for example, a\nsmall child might insist their toy doll is alive and extremely\nsocial, while the earth progressively appears to be a lifeless\ndimensionless point from far away, and a lifeless barren rock deep\nunderground. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTransforming\nPlato’s allegory of the cave into a comedy, along the lines of\nSteve Martin’s "The Jerk", where he attempts to trade his\nmuch beloved Pet Rocks for food, but everyone he runs into asks if he\nwas born and raised in a barn and, then, merely laughs when he\nreplies, "What’s a barn?" Plato suggested cavemen needed to\nabandon their caves, expand their horizons, and join the modern\nworld, but lottery winners commonly complain that winning the lottery\nruined their lives. The number of self-contained bomb shelters under\nconstruction has more than doubled in the last decade alone, and I\nknow people who live in caves just to avoid PT Barnum’s Freak Show,\nand intellectual Three Stooges like Plato, still burning books and\nglorifying the same mindless mob, hellbent on storming the palace\nwith knives and pitch forks, to this very day. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAssuming\n42 is as good as it gets and all of our words, concepts, and theories\nprove to be based on meaningless gibberish in the final analysis,\nthen Relativity and Newtonian mechanics provide the more explicitly\nanti-social mechanical perspectives, which have also turned out to be\nexplicitly tautological and self-contradictory in specific ways,\nwhile fuzzy logic, thermodynamics, and quantum mechanics are all ad\nhoc theories, which describe the vaguely organic, more social, and\nless easily identifiable aspects of life. Laughter and being tickled\nare frequently considered simultaneously pleasant and unpleasant,\nsocial and anti-social, and playful and contentious, due to the\nspecific context determining which is which. Obviously people seldom\nreally believe hammers have a life of their own, but storing more\nthan one memory of a location or event, with distinctly different\nemotional reactions, empowers our neurons to decide just how\nimportant those memories might be for future reference, and our\nemotions don’t necessarily draw distinctions between what is organic\nand inorganic. If you are foolish enough to throw a hammer down and\nbreak your big toe, your neurons know its something you’ll never\nforget, and are merely relying on lowbrow slapstick as the default\ndecision making process. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLikewise,\npeople are not limited to thinking, feeling, or doing just one thing\nat a time and, depending on the situation, counting numbers on your\nfingers, laughing, or tickling someone can all be considered\nsimultaneously a mechanical and organic, social and anti-social\nbehavior, and a playful and contentious act. Notably, chimpanzees can\neffortlessly memorize the random order of up to nine objects flashed\non a screen, while we cannot. Memory and logic, humor and awareness,\nall appear to exchange identities, while parallel processing can\neasily substitute for a lack of memory, and vice versa, suggesting\nthat time and memory, the vague and explicit, playful and\ncontentious, are key to understanding the differences between our\nconscious and unconscious minds, with our subconscious mind more\nplayfully occupying the present and grasping more of the magic of the\nBig Picture. To some modest extent, each of us creates our own local\nreality and awareness within the vast sea of awareness and dreams,\nwhich Karl Jung famously described as the “Collective\nUnconscious”. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tJung\nwas a romantic westerner, and an academic with an institutionally\nstunted sense of humor, nonetheless, 42 being as good as it gets,\ninfers the Collective Unconscious must also express a conspicuously\nnaive, and frequently infantile, salt-of-the-earth sense of humor\nresembling that of Yogi Berra on a good day and, by default, all of\nhumanity shares the same inclusive sense of humor, that everything\norganizes around. Many claim Yogi was from a different planet,\nhowever, my own research indicates it was just another playground,\ninside his head, but in a different dimension, not of sight and\nsound. Logic is exclusive, and humor can be more playful and\ninclusive, while the fact that we have a conscious mind, and can\nperceive the existence of the Collective Unconscious at all, and that\nhumor can sometimes make more sense than logic, can all be attributed\nto our mortal fallibility, an expression of our particle-wave\nduality, and 42 being as good as it gets. Beyond mere speculation in\nthe back alleys of Vaudeville, it is now quite possible to quantify\nhumor, and establish the existence of the Collective Unconscious, and\nthe innate sense of humor that all of nature shares, thanks to\neverything expressing a universal recursion in the principle of\nidentity. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\na Goldilocks-Murphy universe, everybody has to choose what to believe\nfor themselves, so I choose to believe that, on the playground of\nlife, "We’re All Big Kids and Kids Are Great!" Everybody I\nknow who believes in instant karma agrees that Sting said it best\nwhen he sang, “We Are Spirits In the Material World”,\nwhere our journey can be never-ending, that is, right up until you\nland on your ass! Reluctant to ever leave NeverNever Land himself,\nSting is known for being a real trooper, and for having a small army\nof kids of his own, and will be the first to tell anyone that being a\nspirit in the material world means no pain, no gain, when random\nenergy can normally be thought of as flowing forward through time,\nyet, information can more often appear to flow backwards. Like\nhubcaps on a car appearing to spin backwards, when the car is\nactually moving forward. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tJung\nenigmatically described the harmony of the collective unconscious as\n“Synchronicity”, and inscrutable Asians often describe\nreality as having “Suchness” or “Isness”,\nwhile energy produces random, indeterminate, or creative noise and\nentropy. Crucially, information introduces everything else including\nnormalization, symmetry, balance, fidelity, complexity, syntropy, and\nany distinctions we make between what makes sense and doesn’t.\nThe particle-like behavior of quanta resembles wearing a blindfold\nand throwing darts at a dart board, or flipping a coin, explicitly\ndisplaying random energy, while their wave-like manifestation\nsupplies equally vague information, very much like hubcaps spinning\nbackwards, or a Russian Kachina doll begging the question of what\ngoes inside it, and exactly what are energy and information?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFinnish\nresearchers were the first to construct an autonomous version of\nMaxwell’s Demon, which sorts electrons according to their\ncharges, but without expending any energy in the process, or having\nto be told what to do. Its as if the physicists had used a microscope\nand tweezers, to quickly cobble together an otherwise quite humble\nsteampunk copper transistor, waved a magic wand over it and shouted\n“Abracadabra”, empowering their transistor to convince\nnormally unruly electrons to stop fighting amongst themselves, and to\nmake themselves more productive, by sorting out their own damned\ndifferences for a change. Their transistor resembles a famous Disney\nanimation from "Beauty and the Beast", of household mops\nand brooms dancing around on their own and cleaning the house. Of\ncourse, it doesn’t produce perpetual motion or free energy,\nnonetheless, what it provides is a stark demonstration of how the\nidentity of what is energy and information, random and orderly, can\nbecome context dependent, and how time can be viewed as flowing\nbackwards to normalize a metaphysical extreme. Thanks to 42 being as\ngood as any other explanation, their circuit has to work in order to\nensure that nothing ever quite makes perfect sense and, inexplicably,\nthe inability to clearly distinguish between what is energy and\ninformation, random and orderly, somehow makes it work more\nefficiently.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTheir\nelectrons behave similar to photons, which convey energy and\ninformation with perfect fidelity and 100% efficiency, implying the\nspeed of light in a vacuum isn’t a measure of the limitations of\nphotons themselves, but a measure of the size and magnitude of the\nuniverse, and the limits of what it is possible to convey to any\nobserver. It appears the reason light always moves at the same speed\nin a vacuum is because, from a human perspective, photons are all but\nindistinguishable from the vacuum of space itself, and can only be\nmeasured when absorbed by matter. Which makes Rindler Horizons\nequivalent to burying your nose in the bark of a specific tree, and\nthe only way to make more sense out of them is to adopt systems\nlogic, and to stop praying to the Gods of classic logic for all the\nanswers, and start paying more attention to what’s missing from this\npicture…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\ngeneral, the more energy a system contains, the more information it\ncan convey, but the overall information of the system always remains\nfar greater than any mere sum of its parts, because energy and\ninformation are interchangeable, and context dependent for their\nidentity. Its possible to think of the vacuum of space itself as pure\nenergy and information, since a perfect vacuum is impossible, and a\nvacuum will always emit virtual particles. The opposite is also true,\nand a perfect or ideal mass can be considered impossible as well,\nexplaining the event horizon of black holes, with everything in the\nuniverse slowly decaying back into the sea of virtual particles,\nwhich can be viewed as making it all possible. A recent experiment\nindicated that the weak force, or radioactive decay, may be mediated\nby virtual particles and, at close to the speed of light, even the\nnearly empty vacuum of space is equivalent to hitting a radioactive\nbrick wall, but its still up to you to decide what is an empty\nvacuum, too hot or too cold, virtual or real. The greater accuracy\nafforded by utilizing much more explicit and assertive mechanics,\nappears to be traded for the humble efficiency and enhanced\ncreativity of conveying vague information, while thermodynamics are\nconflating the identities of space and time. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAmong\nother things, it means the Pale Buddha was wrong, but he certainly\nwasn’t alone in believing that the past is only a memory, the future\nonly a dream. Instead of life being quite so simple, everything\nresembles the initial creative impetus of the Big Bang, as well as a\ndestructive Big Crunch, making both knowledge and the past inherently\ncreative, with our memories constantly changing, and the past never\nquite being the same again. Causality itself appears to express\nparticle-wave duality, making it self-organizing instead of merely\ncausal, and photons display this same behavior in the double-slit\nexperiment, by only becoming super-positioned in pairs, even if you\nuse three or more slits. As I explain as I go along, they conflate\nthe identities of space and time, syntropy and entropy, random and\nfated, local and nonlocal, energy and information, united and\ndivided, finite and infinite, context and content. Essentially,\nphotons are so humble, and outrageously efficient, that their\nefficiency prevents more than two of them from ever being in\nsuperposition, unless they occupy something like the Big Bang or a\nQuark Gluon Soup, hot enough to further conflate the identities of\nspace and time, and empower photons to occupy a higher energy state. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEnergy\nand information are progressively turning out to be interchangeable\nand, in order for us to accept reality, we must first be willing to\nembrace the dream. Particle-wave duality appears to determine how\naccurate and efficient anything we observe becomes, even on\nmacroscopic scales, making everything ultimately background\ndependent. Contrary to conventional wisdom, which is rapidly proving\nto be wrong in every way imaginable, the past can change measurably\nat extreme scales and magnitudes, with the Quantum Zeno Effect being\nan example I’ll cover in a minute, while the evidence for photons\nresisting superposition, suggests it should be possible to measure\nthe effect, in a wide variety of ways, at any temperature. It also\nmeans classic logic and physics, and even Feynman diagrams, are all\ngross over-simplifications, at least four times less complex than\nwhat we really need, and the simple way to end all the confusion\nstill driving the entire world down the toilet today, is to\nextrapolate on them, and confront modern science with its own abject\nfailure, to embrace the humor in life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tZeno’s\nphilosophy was popular for hundreds of years, and consistently drew\nlarge crowds looking for a little fun but, no matter how good he was\nwith an audience back in the day, he wouldn’t last five minutes on a\nVaudeville stage today, and his arguments contradict the evidence of\nRelativity, quantum mechanics, and calculus, because time is not a\nstupid machine that obeys classic logic, and conventional wisdom is\ngarbage so, of course, I tell people to, "Get Over It Already!"\nHalf the damned planet has insisted since the dawn of agriculture\nthat time is not a stupid machine you can windup and calibrate in HG\nWell’s basement, and even Newton knew something was fundamentally\nwrong with his theory of motion, but he had neither the mathematics\nnor the technology to investigate further. Modern science might as\nwell debate whether they have shoved their heads in the sand further\nthan the next guy and, among all the other groups slowly coming round\nto the dawning realization of the situation, that ALL THEIR\nMETAPHYSICS ARE GARBAGE for examining the Big Picture, Information\ntheory encountered the same issue, upon discovering a flat out\ncontradiction in the categories they use for different types of\ninformation. Butt, its the simple shit that always gets you and,\nunderstandably, researchers remain reluctant to seriously attempt to\nprove that they are all full of crap, and 42 is as good as it gets.\nSince they’re still being paid to insist their own contradictions\nmake more sense than anyone else’s, and academics struggle to laugh\nand use a dictionary, its best just to humor them. Their families may\ndepend on their income.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAfter\ndigging deep to get the real dirt, many archaeologists and\nanthropologists have come to believe, human languages evolved so\npeople could tell lies and bullshit more often, while the inventions\nof beer and arithmetic are what made modern civilization possible!\nAmong animals, dogs also seem to uniquely comprehend our lies and\nbullshit, and are quite capable of lying themselves. Explaining why\nthey have evolved alongside humanity, and are widely considered man’s\nbest friend, yet are never to be trusted around food. For the most\npart, the only mathematics anyone has ever had to work with, since\nthe dawn of agriculture, all assume time is some sort of Rube\nGoldberg device and, today, they’re all based on 2,000 year old\nmetaphysics, that have been integrated into countless cultures, make\na lot of money, and explicitly reject any alternatives. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThese\nhave been systematically abused, by the wealthy and the mainstream,\nto suppress any evidence to the contrary, and to suppress the\ndevelopment of the required linguistic analysis and mathematics, to\nmake more sense out of their own Three Stooges slapstick, which\nenforces see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Galileo could have\nbeen imprisoned as a debtor, when the faculty cut his budget. The\nidiots can protest all they want, but Three Stooges slapstick is\nrather easy to document, especially when money is involved, and they\nmight as well spit in the wind. All of the formal logics, including\nAristotelian, assume time is some sort of machine, because it makes\nmoney to assume time makes some sort of sense and, of course, nobody\nhas had any really worthwhile alternatives. You could say, in Babylon\nthe money always takes on a life of its own, precisely because\neveryone treats time like a money making machine, and instant karma’s\ngonna getcha every time baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNevertheless,\nall of that is about to change, once we finally have the mathematics,\nroughly four times more complex, which will make it possible to\nautomate instant karma, and leverage more of the magic of the\nuniverse on a daily basis, to help save the planet, starting\nyesterday. And, to salvage what little is left of humanity’s dignity\non the playground of life. People can make all the outrageous claims\nthey want about magic or karma but, for example, the sociological\nevidence suggests that it is now common knowledge, that the easiest\nway to live longer is to pay it forward more often. Entire economies\nhave been documented among poor communities, where everyone struggles\nto pay it forward to each other, fully aware that it will extend\ntheir lives, and actually giving them a little something extra in the\nway of social benefits, can improve their health if they use it to\npay it forward. Once, an old woman practically drag me off the\nstreets, seeing that I was homeless, just so she could give me a cup\nof tea, which was all she could afford. The elderly will often donate\nmore to charity, frequently calculating exactly how much they believe\nit will cost to live noticeably longer, while those raised in\nextended families show similar benefits, lending new meaning to "We\nAre A Family!" Some are now suggesting that humans, and other\nanimals such as elephants, live longer because their elderly provide\nvital support for the next generation, with grandparents being famous\nfor spoiling their grandchildren. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPart\nof paying it forward is creating a network of people, who keep each\nother more honest, and inspire one another to perform greater deeds,\nand instant karma can be considered part of the world economy that,\nthus far, has mysteriously escaped the attention of academics, the\nbanks, and Wall Street, but is about to be automated, with\nunpredictable results. Even the current accepted Game Theory\nillustrates how businesses thrive by paying it forward, not only\nproviding good services and prices, but by being friendly, and making\na personal connection with their customers and business partners.\nKarma is all about the customer being right, and giving customers\nmore choices, by incorporating more humor, if that’s what customers\nwant. Playground lynch mobs will attack anything, but are as dumb as\na bag of rocks, making automating instant karma an easy way to\ndiscourage their mindless nonsense, while promoting greater harmony,\nwhich can be considered the magic of life itself and instant karma in\naction. The One Greater Truth being that the truth may only be\nshared, ensuring the good guys win more often, and the meek shall\ninevitably inherit the playground, whether any damned objects or not!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhile\nthat might sound like a child’s fantasy, existence itself can be\nconsidered a gift from out of the blue, something nobody ever did a\ndamned thing to deserve, and yet another miracle to believe in, that\nensures everyone always pays it forward in the end, or pays the\nprice! The idea that life is merely a dog-eat-dog affair contradicts\nall the evidence, that humanity hasn’t killed themselves yet and, if\nits merely a choice between pointless nightmares and infantile\nfantasies, I’ll take fantasies any day! As I explain throughout this\nbook, the same yin-yang push-pull dynamics that empower quanta to\nteleport all over the place, manifest on macroscopic scales in\ndifferent ways, and whether you want to call it a blessing or a curse\nis up to you, but magic and karma are about to become as personal as\nit gets, when they’re integrated into all of our technology, and can\nexplain how our own immune and reproductive systems work. Personally,\nI’m hoping to use magic words to teach academics how to use\ndictionaries, but I’m not very optimistic. Contrary to popular\nopinion, time isn’t a stupid machine, and magic never requires any\ndamned fool to believe in magic, anymore than humor does, and is\nsynonymous with life itself, and expresses the Butterfly Effect more\noften, than would be the case in a strictly causal universe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nvarieties of recognized formal logics can be compared to the classic\nIndian tale of, "The Seven Blind Men", all arguing that\nthere is no elephant in the room because, in the country of the\nblind, acknowledging the existence of the elephant is considered bad\nfor business. Unfortunately, the race for AI is about to destabilize\nthe entire world economy, by exposing the simple fact that all of\ntheir formal logics fall apart in predictable ways, and only\nsuperficially reflect reality, which obeys yin-yang push-pull\ndynamics, that require sharing your words and playing nice on the\nplayground. For example, as a result it should be possible to produce\na modified version of classic logic and physics, that reflects\nobservations better than Newtonian mechanics and Relativity\nthemselves, and the same is true for any formal logic or metaphysics.\nTreating time as if it were merely a machine is the equivalent of\nburying your nose in the bark of a particular tree and, although it\nmay sometimes improve your overall accuracy and make money, its at\nthe cost of efficiency, and any ability to see the forest through the\ntrees, while the evidence suggests that what we require is a\nparadoxical formulation of the Lorentz Transformation expressed as\nthe emotional-logic of Intuitionistic mathematics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tUsing\nvague metaphors such as emotional-logic, its possible to catch at\nleast a glimpse of the overall symmetry of particle-wave duality,\nwhich classic logic oh so convently excludes, and possible to\ndemonstrate how classic logic inevitably falls apart, becoming either\ngrossly inefficient, or downright counterproductive, requiring\nsystems logics to describe what remains observable. Classic logic is\nexclusive but, according to the physical evidence, classic logic\ninevitably transforms into more inclusive, vague, and even\nparadoxical metaphors, sometimes humorous ones, requiring\nemotion-logic that can incorporate time as more background and\nobserver dependent. Additionally, suggesting that Boyle’s Law\ncan be extrapolated to express both thermodynamics and the laws of\nmotion, as a broader four fold self-organizing system that displays\nparticle-wave duality, and can be formulated as dimension squeezing\nwave mechanics. I try to squeeze a lot of simplified technobabble\ninto the next several paragraphs, so bear with me. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nthermodynamics, the precision with which it is possible to change the\nstate of something, such as bringing a pot of water to a boil,\nincreases in proportion to the energy required to change its state,\nwhich is just another way to say that the more humble anything\nbecomes, or the smaller the pot of water, the more efficient but,\nalso, the less accurate and more random behavior it will exhibit.\nAtoms and molecules are commonly thought of as changing rapidly in\nrandom ways, like a cartoon speeding up the action while, on the\nother hand, we perceive our macroscopic world and even the night sky\nas much less cartoonish and changing slower, reflecting how easy it\nis for us to make meaningful distinctions. Together, the two extremes\nexpress the parallax of one and the same, vague and explicit,\nparticle-wave duality that everything in nature shares, with\ncartoonish atoms and molecules combining to create the all too real\nconcrete beneath our feet, trading one extreme for another. The issue\nis not whether it is better to be vague or explicit, but that we\nrequire both in order to make such distinctions, and the two form\ntheir own context and content, making them ultimately\nindistinguishable. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAs\nwe shift our focus to smaller and larger contexts, you could say,\neach individual constantly squeezes different dimensions of reality\nand, in wave mechanics, what is a wave and what is an amplifier, what\nis the map and what is the territory, what is the greater context and\nwhat are its humble contents, what the hell is moving and what the\nfuck is not… always remains context dependent, as does whether we\neven perceive any waves or amplifiers to exist at all. In my opinion,\nwhether everything is relative just depends on who you ask, but\nmountains can be described as both slow moving waves, or as\namplifiers that determine local weather patterns, and if you live in\nthe path of landslides your concerns are somewhat different, from\nsomeone flying overhead in an airplane and hitting turbulence unless,\nof course, your particular mountain happens to be an active volcano!\nTidal waves travel largely under the surface, and you may not even\nnotice one until it hits the shore, while rogue waves are inverted\ntidal waves that can travel for hundreds of miles above the surface\nwithout collapsing, and whether you see one coming at you as a\nblessing or a curse just depends on the observer. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ntallest known mountain in the Solar system is the 50 mile high\nOlympus Mons, so tall that it sticks right out of the Martian\natmosphere altogether, but its grade is so shallow you would have to\nuse something like marbles, in order to figure out if you are walking\nuphill or downhill. Even whether a mountain exists at all, depends on\nthe observer and, from the point of view of an astronaut in orbit,\nthey all move faster than a speeding bullet. Every territory provides\nits own thermodynamic maps and, for example, a pot in which you boil\nwater will, in turn, eventually boil in the heart of a star, as the\nbroader context demands ever greater expanding contexts, which we\nmere mortals can perceive as expressing the overlapping symmetries,\nof four infantile root metaphors and rudimentary fractal patterns,\nwhich are repeated over vast scales and magnitudes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tGoldilocks\nruling the universe means that, for all practical purposes,\neverything has a changing symmetry, a measurable temperature, and an\nunfolding story, which it shares with the rest of the universe, while\nthe temperature of space-time is “just right”, and one\nway in which the identity of energy and information, space and time,\nsymmetry and asymmetry, temperature and motion can all be conflated,\nensuring that, 42 is as good an answer as anybody’s ever gonna get.\nEverything should also express Parallax and the Butterfly Effect,\nmore often than would be the case in a metaphysical universe and,\nstatistically speaking, there should be more results in physics and\nastronomy that are “just right" and, of course, these\nshould collectively tell the story of life in a Goldilocks universe.\nSoliton waves, such as phonons and rogue waves, can express nonlinear\neffects and the resilience of complex systems and, in this life, you\ntake harmony wherever you can get it, and work with what ya got,\nwhile the story of Goldilocks is now poised to redefine Numerology\nand Astrology forever, as requiring infantile mathematical comedy.\nWave mechanics are generally much easier to work with than\nalternative models, and extremely compatible with vague metaphors,\nwhile quantum criticality experiments have already established that\nnonlinear cascade effects, or crap rolling downhill, can be quantized\nand self-organizing. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRecently,\nan experiment revealed that, contrary to long held conventional\nwisdom, introducing the right aharmonic stochastic resonance, into\nany sensor, can make it much more sensitive than eliminating noise\naltogether. Suggesting that modern physics has largely ignored analog\nlogic and nonlinear effects, in favor of their idiotic common sense.\nA car with bad shocks bouncing up and down wildly is an example of\naharmonic stochastic resonance, and the difference in performance is\nnot tiny by any stretch of the imagination. Our televisions,\ncomputers, and cellphones should all be as much as 10,000x more\nefficient and, given the opportunity, Galileo might chastise them all\nfor being complete idiots, who should have figured this kind of crap\na century ago. The newest theory of quantum thermodynamics, indicates\nthat entropy has no demonstrable meaning outside of what is useful,\nfor each observer, meaning whether we consider aharmonic stochastic\nresonance to convey noise or meaningful content, also remains\ndependent on the observer. Simply using two inputs and outputs, that\nconflate the identity of what is noise and information, you can\nleverage better Monty Carlo statistics and quantum mechanics, and\nprove that "Garbage In, Garbage Out", remains observer and\ncontext dependent, and rewrite Von Neumann as a comedy-drama, that\ntrades efficiency for accuracy, and pies-in-the-face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tComplicating\nan already awkward situation, physicists have also discovered that\nquantum information obeys negative probabilities, and thermodynamic\nstochastic probabilities, and not Shannon entropy. Hinting that\nBohr’s legacy has been to lead the charge of the entire physics\ncommunity down the prime rose path to an enormous pie-in-the-face, in\njust about every way imaginable, and I can’t wait to see the\nexpressions on their faces when they figure it out, because its not\neven remotely like the way they’ve been trained to think, and\nI’ve anticipated this day for decades… With any luck, I’m hoping\nsome of the idiots will read this, become incensed, then gag on their\nown crap when the truth comes out. Until then, it also means Boyle’s\nLaw should express the symmetry of the four infantile root metaphors,\nor subsets of emotional-logic, that can be used to describe how the\nstrong equivalences, of General Relativity, humorously transform into\nincredibly vague Bullshit Fuzzy Logic, displaying both organic and\nmechanical behavior and, ironically, making more sense out of quantum\nmechanics, and the Simultaneity Paradox of Relativity, as both\nreflecting our own mortal fallibility. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThat’s\na lot of technobabble, but it Boyle’s down to essentially, “I\nstink, therefore I am a miracle of life, while Descartes did some of\nhis best thinking on the toilet!” As absurd as that might\nsound, and easy to dismiss as entirely meaningless, what this entire\nbook carefully illustrates, in great detail, with its Bullshit Fuzzy\nLogic and incredibly vague cloying metaphors, is how a context\nwithout any meaningful content is a demonstrable contradiction. You\ncan protest all you want and claim that some things are entirely\nmeaningless but, the harder you protest, the more meaning you lend\nanything, and the more frequently the greater context, in any given\nsituation, will determine the identity of its own contents, often in\nthe form of a cheerful pie-in-the-face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\ncentury of empirical evidence all indicates that modern science is\nabout to destroy modern science, possibly with the latest and\ngreatest technology they invent, while protesting the entire time\nthat jokes, dictionaries, and magic are all meaningless nonsense, and\nonly logic and reason can save us from ourselves. Which is also why\neverything on the smallest and largest of scales can be considered\nself-organizing around what’s missing from this picture.\nIncluding the ongoing stupidity of the physics community which,\nnonetheless, should eventually redefine the modern sciences by\nstatistically establishing that, despite centuries of evidence to\ncontrary, "In a Goldilocks universe, shit happens and crap rolls\ndownhill, but only because the most interesting things always grow\nout of manure…"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAny\nclaims that God has no sense of humor, or that life is entirely\nmeaningless, are now being challenged by a century of discoveries, in\nboth the physical and cognitive sciences, whether they wanna\nchallenge them or not! One electron is entirely random, while a few\ntrillion of them are incredibly predictable, and the two extremes\ncombined express the harmony of the paradox of our existence, shit\nhappening, synchronicity, or what physicists call quantum\nentanglement: Where futures past converge within the all encompassing\nnexus, of the timeless ever present moment, and what happens in Vegas\nstays in Vegas, which usually only lasts about 30 seconds if you are\nlucky anyway, and is never to be confused with a senior moment.\nEinstein famously said, “Imagination is more important than\nknowledge” and, ironically, shit always happening is why\nimagination remains oh so much more important, thus, ensuring both\nthe reproduction of the species, and that wonder remains the\nbeginning of all wisdom. Whenever our lives might become totally\noverwhelming, and nothing seems to make a damned bit of sense, what\nwe do not know and cannot know can easily garner all of our remaining\nattention and, much more frequently, can make all the difference in\nthe world, especially when examining the Big Picture, whenever the\nlight bulb suddenly comes on, or not, while photons provide one of\nthe better documented examples in physics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPhotons\nquantum tunnel in under two atto-seconds, or billionths of billionths\nof a second, and are almost instantly absorbed and emitted by\nelectrons, but photons have no discernible identity of their own, and\nare merely identified by their mysterious ability to convey energy\nand information, faster than anything else, and with perfect fidelity\nand efficiency. As if photons were actually the invisible messengers\nof the Gods, or the Road Runner that no camera or coyote can capture.\nField Theory describes them as incredibly vague ripples in “fields”\nrelated to Einstein’s rubber sheets, but if either the fields\nor the photons have any properties of their own, independent of the\nenergy and information they convey, nobody has been able to measure\nthem. Mathematically speaking, photons appear to experience\nisomorphic space-time, where neither time nor distance has any\nmeaning, making photons a humanly inconceivable mathematical\nabstraction, as if they represent Platonic Ideals, while space-time\nitself is the exact opposite, and has a temperature, and is expanding\nWillie Nellie, like a four dimensional pot of boiling water, but\nnobody has ever directly measured the Elysian Fields of Dreams,\nvirtual particles, or any properties of photons themselves, and the\ntemperature of space-time is not what the Standard Theory suggests…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\ngeneral, the more humble anything becomes, the more hollow, tiny,\nround, featureless, characterless, bland, tasteless, dull, trivial,\ninsignificant, out of style, easily overlooked, easily lost, easily\ndismissed, and just as quickly forgotten, the more efficient anything\ncan become at conveying light, heat, energy, and information, which\nis also how any humble pie-in-the-face works! Enigmatic shy photons\nseem to obey Maxwell’s equations, and electromagnetism has\nproven to be proportional to temperature, which is a measure of\ncollective behavior, just as magnetism is a measure of collective\nbehavior, so you could say the circumference of a black hole’s\nevent horizon modestly describes its temperature and charge as\nproportional, or “just right” for its mass.\nUnceremoniously, the principle of identity vanishes entirely down the\ngravity well, along with any photons looking for some action in the\nnext universe, as if someone had flushed the toilet, and resembling\nthe Big Bang itself having no apparent original cause. Similarly,\nphotons are so enigmatic, that their mathematics and experiments\nimply they could possibly be indistinguishable from the same shadows\nthey cast, indicating that they’re almost entirely background or\ncontext dependent for any kind of demonstrable identity, and can\nnonsensically be described as simultaneously random and fated. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWith\nthe exception of their shared proportions, neither mass, charge,\ntemperature, nor inertia provides any sort of superior reference\npoint for how to measure each other, by international standards,\nwhile with event horizons, gravity, virtual particles, and photons,\neach observer must decide for themselves whether there is anything\nthere at all! Black holes can be considered proof that shit keeps\nhappening and crap rolls downhill, but only because the most\ninteresting things always grow out of manure. Event horizons\nthemselves have no apparent cause, because the surprises never do\nstop coming in a Goldilocks universe, where anything can be\nconsidered a humble-pie-in-the-face, and, sometimes, shit happens and\nevents may occasionally appear to justify themselves. Frequently\nthought of as the universe’s heat pumps that spread all the\nlove around, the Big Bang being just right, means you should be able\nto use a toilet for a model as well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSwearing\nthat he never did drugs, while pounding down a beer in a local bar,\nFrank Zappa famously sang, “You are what you is, and that’s\nall it tis!” Empty space isn’t totally empty, but its\nempty enough and transparent enough that, theoretically, light can\ncross the entire universe, from the Big Bang to the Big Crunch, and\nnever notice anything happened. Energy and information that never\nchange, go everywhere and nowhere conveyed by anonymous photons that\nICE is still searching for, and which accomplish everything and\nnothing over a single instant spanning all of eternity, could\npossibly be a Zen koan, politically motivated, reality TV, or\n“Particle Man”, the newest Marvel Superhero! Even\nassuming they are all red-shifted to nothing, their inertia still\nimpacts the expansion of the universe, as if they represented the\ninvisible hand of God, hiding in plain sight. However, time behaving\nrandomly, or more often appearing to flow backwards to normalize the\npast, would eliminate just such unfathomable metaphysical and\nconceptual extremes, but at the cost of everything progressively\nbecoming indeterminate, at extreme scales and magnitudes, including\nthe past and the future. For example, whether the universe ends in a\nBig Crunch or a Heat Death would remain a mystery, and the further\nour telescopes manage to peer into the universe the more organic,\nmagical, and downright inexplicable and unidentifiable everything we\nobserve should become, as if, even from above the earth’s\natmosphere, the stars are literally winking down upon us, urging us\never onward and higher, like the damned Cheshire Cat grinning and\ntwitching its tail!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhen\nabsorbed, photons become indistinguishable from the rest mass of the\nelectron because, other than being humble enough to convey energy and\ninformation from point A to point B, the photon has no known\nindependent identity of its own. If photons have an independent\nidentity, it is faster than a speeding bullet and nobody in the\nTwilight Zone can get a decent photograph of their license plates,\nwhile the gravity and inertia of massive bodies are merely identified\nas occupying the geometric center of the body, as if they were\nunidentifiable singularities, or the Finnish researchers had waved\ntheir magic wand again. The mathematics suggest photons have inertial\nmass, and not rest mass, but the rest mass of an electron is over a\nthousand times greater, and we know the math doesn’t describe\neverything, meaning that its impossible to say if photons are\nactually composed of rest mass or pure energy, since nobody has ever\nbeen able to clearly identity either photons or rest mass. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tField\ntheory remains our most useful mathematical description of them, but\nis also the most incredibly vague and abstract, and nobody can\nidentify either photons or mass clearly, with mass coming in more\nthan one quantum variety, and Relativistic Chemistry now appearing\npoised to rewrite all of the textbooks. Consequently, it is possible\nto produce photonic-matter in the laboratory that resembles both, as\nif they form a spectrum, and physicists are still discovering other\nunique forms of matter, that nobody predicted in their newly\nestablished model of 500 states of matter. To the dismay of\nphysicists everywhere, over the last few decades, it has started to\nbecome painfully obvious that mass, energy, and the entire particle\nzoo, all melt into one another like a Jackson Pollock painting, when\nphysicists would much rather prefer to play with Legos than finger\npaints, and what we require for a better perspective, is for Captain\nNemo to undertake a Fantastic Voyage, in a nanoscopic Yellow\nSubmarine, while I feel certain the French are already secretly\npreparing a ship, and soliciting volunteers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nmysterious action-at-a-distance of gravity, and the inconceivable\nevent horizon of a black hole, suddenly make a great deal more sense,\nonce you realize every single model is wrong, every single theory\nleads to a dead-end, every branch of the sciences has steadily\npainted themselves into their own distinctive corner of "Theoretical\nLimbo", with no real hope of ever reconciling their differences,\nwhile nobody can even identify humble photons or mass, with one\nphysicist I know comparing quanta to “Pixies With Attitude!”\nRecently, as if the pixies or mama nature were tweaking their noses,\nresearchers discovered that one type of quasi particle has the exact\nsame properties as an electron, and you can choose which one to call\nthe real electron, while others have shown that light can form its\nown version of matter. If light only travels at one speed in a\nvacuum, it appears that massive bodies move independently slower than\nlight, while collectively moving faster than light, indicating that\neach observer must always decide for themselves whether anything is\nrandom or fated, energy or information, because bullshit is all we\nare ever going to get in the final analysis. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tConsequently,\nthe mathematics for quantum mechanics should prove to be context\ndependent, and equally accurate and precise, whether you assume that\neverything is random or fated. Explaining why Relativity is roughly\nas accurate as quantum mechanics are precise, as the result of the\ntwo theories combined expressing particle-wave duality, and\nsuggesting that 42 is as good as it gets. Conceivably, gravity’s\nmysterious action-at-a-distance, reflects the faster than light\ncollective motions of mass and inertia, and the reason we see the\nother half of the universe accelerating away from us, faster than\nlight, is due to Dimension Squeezing causing motion to become\nprogressively indistinguishable from radiant heat, and context\ndependent for its identity, depending on how extreme the scale or\nmagnitude. Continuously emitting virtual particles, space-time itself\ninevitably becomes indistinguishable from a radioactive radiator, and\nwhat is hot and cold, local and nonlocal, context and content,\nbecomes a matter of opinion, and is enough to make Zeno give up\nphilosophy altogether, watching quanta teleport all over the place.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tGravity\nappears to conflate the identity of heat and motion, explaining why\nthe speed of light is the speed limit in a vacuum, and why absolute\nzero temperature is impossible, as simply reflecting how everything\ninevitably displays the same explicit energy, and vague information,\nof particle-wave duality. Just as absolute zero temperature is the\nexplicit lower limit for how cold anything can get, the speed of\nlight vaguely represents how hot anything can get, relative to the\nrest of the universe, while scales and magnitudes determine whether\nwe perceive anything as an independent moving body, that obeys the\narrow of time, or as raw energy that, for all practical purposes,\nmerely expresses a temperature. We can’t really imagine God\ncreating a rock so big that even he can’t pick it up and,\napparently, we cannot imagine, much less measure, anything in our\nuniverse that is either too hot or too cold, too fast or too slow,\ntoo big or too small. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOn\nan urgent mission to find new sources of Latex and Spandex, for an\nupcoming Federation Celebration, upon exploring the, as yet,\nUncharted Depths of the Disturbingly Disruptive, Deplorably\nDegenerate and, altogether too frequently, Foolishly Fatuous, and\nFraudulently Flatulent, Far Fetched Side of the Universe,\nnonetheless, even when moving at Warp 9, the USS Enterprise is just\nanother blip in the Cosmic Microwave Background on your late night TV\nscreen, so do not attempt to adjust the picture. Tone deaf,\nstarry-eyed, insomniac radio astronomers, who’re all romantics and\ndevise their own limericks, instead of attempting to sing, have\ndiscovered that the Fine Structure Constant increases slightly in one\ndirection, and decreases when they point their telescopes in the\nopposite direction, even when they’re sober! Which is quite likely\namong the first serious hints that everything inevitably displays the\nsymmetry of particle-wave duality, including the physical constants.\nAnd, that what we are documenting is a universal recursion in the\nprinciple of identity, for which the planned LISA gravity wave\ntelescope may provide much more compelling evidence…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHalf\nof everything ultimately turning out to be random, inexplicable,\nThree Stooges slapstick, just right, or composed of the Elysian\nFields of Dreams, Rubber Sheets, or Ping Pong Balls depending on who\nyou ask, means the identity of what is moving and what is actually\ncausing everything to move, what is the specific cause we can blame\nand what might be repercussions, must be conflated in extreme\nsituations. The gravity and inertia of massive bodies can therefore\nbe described as, quite possibly, explicit localized manifestations of\nthe same inexplicable ability of unidentifiable humble photons to,\nmysteriously defy the passage of time and the endless depths of\nspace, conveying energy and information with perfect fidelity and\n100% efficiency. Existence as we know it could all be done with blue\nsmoke and mirrors, or invisible pixies but, mathematically speaking\nagain, photons don’t appear to experience our universe as\nchanging unless they occupy matter, while matter doesn’t seem\nto change without the energy and information that photons convey,\nbegging the question as to whether anything is actually changing or\nfated, united or divided, unionized pixies or blue smoke and mirrors.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDue\nto all of our theories requiring higher dimensions, and photons not\nexperiencing the passage of time, or having any sort of clear\nidentity of their own, whether photons are actually moving at all, or\nthe rest of the universe revolves around photons in higher\ndimensions, becomes entirely a matter of opinion! Note that photons\nresemble common viruses, which are incredibly tiny, and biologists\nonly consider them to be alive when they occupy a living host, as if\nphotons are so humble and efficient, we can only observe them in\naction, when they pay it forward, like Don Juan Casanova, suggesting\nphotons could be composed of quantized time itself, or Elvis has left\nthe building faster than his pistols. Viruses are commonly thought of\nas diseases, but are utterly dependent on other organisms for their\nown evolution, and are also crucial to the continuing evolution of\neverything else on the planet, as if viruses are similar to photons,\nand don’t just cause sunburn, and are actually working in the\nbackground to make life as we know it possible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWater\nBears are another tiny critter, little Mighty Mites, commonly found\nworking in the background to make life as we know it possible.\nThey’re extremely resilient, and can curl up and hibernate, and even\nsurvive in the vacuum of space for short periods but, shooting them\nat targets has confirmed that they could never survive re-entry from\norbit. So, those of us with allergies can all sleep better at night,\nknowing we’re safe from an invasion of, "Exploding Bear Mites\nFrom Space!" However, when one was discovered frozen in the\nAntarctic and dated at a million years old, it started jumping around\nwhen they thawed it out, begging the question of whether a virus can\nstill be considered alive when it occupies a "Frozen Bear Mite\nFrom Space", and whether Schrodinger’s Cat requires\nrefrigeration, and a flea collar. Likewise, the extreme anonymity of\ngravity resembles that of photons which occupy space, but don’t\nexperience the passage of time, and don’t seem to possess any\nkind of clear independent spatial identity of their own, implying\ninertia may be a distortion of gravity, or folded space-time but,\npast a certain point, you just have to decide for yourself what is\nspace and what is time, hot or cold, bearable or unbearable…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCurrent\ntheories all suggest photons convey the forces of nature, but whether\nphotons themselves are actually particles, or an unrecognized force\nof nature, remains a matter of opinion, when nobody has actually\nmeasured photons themselves, and the more things change, the more\nthey stay the same, trading explicit random energy, for incredibly\nvague and implicit information because, of course, mama nature just\nloves to tease everyone. Physicists have searched for a fifth\nsuperforce that combines them or, "One Ring To Bind Them All!"\nAnd, photons appear to be a candidate, but only because nobody can\nidentify them clearly, and playing chameleon is possibly another of\nthe accomplishments of the pixies, who are currently working off\nBroadway. More importantly for the rest of us, the clearer any\ndistinctions anybody can draw between gravity and inertia, space and\ntime, energy and information, the slower and more inefficient\neverything and everyone around us becomes in specific ways, yet,\neverything still obeys the same bizarre, self-organizing and\nself-correcting, Bullshit Fuzzy Logic that, somehow, appears to\nmagically transcend space and time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAt\nthe bottom of the thermometer scale, inside the tiniest quiet pond,\nthat still remains easily observable in the laboratory, hovering at\njust a few scant degrees above absolute zero, the Quantum Zeno Effect\ncan be seen in a watched pot of entangled quanta, that will never\nboil or change in any way whatsoever, so long as you keep peeking at\nit, at just the right moment. As if God is playing peek-a-boo with\nour heads or, perhaps, time passes differently for every observer,\nand each of us occupies our own Spooky Twilight Zone Spacy-Time Zone,\nbut its so subtle hardly anybody ever notices, or nobody ever\nbelieves them. Normally, quanta never cease zipping all over the\nplace, as if playing dead is the best the pixies can manage for any\nlength of time but, due to union rules, they demand you tell them a\nbedtime story, or they won’t go to sleep. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEntangled\nquanta painfully demonstrate how time can be observed flowing\nbackwards, to normalize a metaphysical extreme, while changing the\npast measurably for even outside observers, by trading explicit\nlocalized energy, for incredibly vague information about reality as\nwe know it. The ability to stop time altogether, in a given location,\nis the ability to change the past measurably, and implies that the\nBig Picture, or the greater context in any given situation, somehow,\nultimately determines the identity of its own contents. Explaining\nwhy entangled quanta are normally so exquisitely sensitive to the\nslightest outside disturbance, as the result of their being largely\nbackground dependent, ensuring the pies-in-the-face never do stop\ncoming, and can assume infinite dimensions…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nmicron sized polystyrene bead, suspended above a heat sink by optical\ntweezers, or peepers, was used to demonstrate how time can be\nobserved flowing backwards, on macroscopic scales, suggesting that\nthe arrow of time, temperature, and efficiency, all scale along with\nthe complexity of whatever the hell is being observed. Schrodinger’s\nCat would have a better chance of being caught indiscreetly flaunting\nthe fact that it is simultaneously dead and alive, and both socially\nacceptable and unacceptable, if it were the size of a subatomic\nparticle and around absolute zero temperature, only because the\nextreme context can more easily appear to magically determine the\nidentity of its own barely measurable contents. Similar to a context\ndependent gestalt where, no matter how closely we examine anything,\nwe ourselves must always decide whether the context even has any\nmeaningful content, while the cat can be considered paradoxically\nalready dead and alive, or entangled with the universe, on vacation\nfrom reality, and grinning from ear to ear like the Cheshire Cat.\nReminding us all, that we are ever so much greater and, oh so much\nmore humble, than many among us will ever care to imagine.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAn\nanalogy would be that everything looks increasingly fractal and\npixelated at smaller scales and lower temperatures, simply because\nthere is less information to be gleaned about their individual\nidentities and, as a result, everything more conspicuously displays\nthe Two Faces of Janus, or the Face of God whom none may look upon\nand remember in all his glory. Normally, we think of objects as\nhaving fairly clear independent identities of their own, but a black\nhole is a macroscopic example of an object with a minimalistic\nidentity, with the result that its event horizon can’t even be\nlabeled as a “surface”, never requires dusting, and\nremains humanly inconceivable as anything more than a fantasy, or a\nvague abstraction, making it comparable to the Face of God. Many have\nsuggested that everything is made of black holes, but that doesn’t\nexplain any better what black holes, photons, virtual particles,\nevent horizons, or space-time is actually made of, and it doesn’t\naccount for why nothing makes any damned sense, when viewed in\nextreme contexts… Except to suggest once again, that what we are\ndocumenting is a universal recursion in the principle of identity\nand, as physicists like to say, “It’s Turtles All The Way\nDown Baby!” Dr Seuss was right all along! And, the more\ngeometric or causal our models have become on the smallest of scales,\nthe more they resemble garbage, noise, or a black hole evaporating,\nas if information itself is vanishing down the rabbit hole, and\nSchrodinger’s Cat was the Cat in the Hat all along, and secretly in\nleague with the Pixies on union business!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBlack\nholes are holes in space that don’t have a specific shape and,\nits believed, two black holes will sort of morph into one another\nlike so much invisible Jell-O poured into a four dimensional mold, or\n“The Blob That Ate NYC!” We can still say a black hole\nis more or less round, but nobody can prove it, and they could all be\nBorg Cubes for all I know while, without a clear shape or even a\nsurface, its difficult to describe black holes as being independent\nobjects, when they act more like a force of nature, created by alien\ninvaders from the ninth dimension, no doubt, as a convenient way to\nassimilate the Borg, for Latex and Spandex, they can sell on the\nblack market. If anything, its easy to see how black holes are\nlargely background dependent for their very identity, and\noutrageously efficient, just as even more enigmatic photons are 100%\nefficient. Using round wheels makes our cars go downhill faster, and\nwheels all tend to look the same, and the most boring wheels are the\nmost efficient ones but, in a black hole, wheels just slow you down,\nand photons are as fast as it gets, due to union rules again. With\nblack holes, you can measure how a given volume of space can be\ntraded for efficiency, without violating union rules. Time stops\nentirely for photons, ensuring they always reach their destination\nahead of time, and can relate to the event horizons of black holes,\nwhich embody their union motto, "What Comes Around, Goes\nAround!" Making black holes that consume mass and energy\ndifficult to ignore yet, when lost in the vast empty regions of\nspace, where its difficult to unionize, also extremely difficult to\ndetect, as they hover around the same temperature as the vacuum of\nspace itself, which is the only bullshit left available to hide\nbehind. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLost\nIn Space, Black Holes Ain’t Nothing But Mud Holes! Rather than\nfreeing up space and eliminating unwanted dead weight, black holes\nare holes without any geometry, yet they can add unwanted weight and\ntake up space. In a black hole, or a mud hole, you always have too\nmuch time and space on your hands, making them simultaneously\nsomething and nothing, quite useful and totally useless, and as\ndramatic and humble as it gets, a profound irreconcilable mystery,\nthat might inspire the nightmares and visions of dieters, sinners,\nand saints alike, and a cosmic joke of the Goldilocks Principle of\nMurphy’s Law variety. Their low entropy, or lack of clearly\nidentifiable content, causes them to resemble the monsters in our\nclosets, the same way our own shadow might creep us out or make us\nlaugh hysterically. Kids ask me about black holes all the time, but\nthey’re always disappointed when I tell them, comprehending the\nmany deeper mysteries of black holes, requires working on your sense\nof humor and, theoretically, there’s a punch line in there\nsomewhere…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMuddy\nwaters cannot hide, the spark within that cannot die, for the shadow\nyet remains but the memory of the eternal light, even in a vacuum.\n(Duh!) What ordinarily makes perfect sense, can make no damned sense\nwhatsoever when viewed in extreme metaphysical contexts, while the\nmore vague, tautological, self-contradictory, and reliant upon\nsymmetry alone, that all of our more advanced mathematics, logic,\ngeometry, and physics have become, the more outrageously efficient\nand widely applicable as well. Illustrating how energy and\ninformation constantly exchange identities, empowering the greater\ncontext to determine how efficient anything we observe becomes,\nincluding any Institutionalized Three Stooges slapstick. Quantum\nMechanics are incredibly reliable, but only for calculating quantum\nmechanics, and I wouldn’t attempt to use them for cooking dinner if\nyou’re in a hurry while, being so simple, Three Stooges slapstick can\neasily be applied to almost any situation, but always remain every\nbit as context dependent for their reliability. Particle-wave duality\ncan be considered evidence that synergy and syntropy are indivisible\nyin and yang, expressing how scales and magnitudes transform into one\nanother, sometimes dramatically… while quantum entanglement can be\ndescribed as the “Creative Harmony”, or the “Ground\nState”, of the universe’s continuing expansion, the magic\nof life itself, or what Leibniz described as the "Life-Force"\nof the universe, what more fatalistic Relativity describes as the\n"Simultaneity Paradox", and the Taoists call Wu Wei Wu and\nChi, or Chinese for, "What’s Missing From This Picture."<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNeither\na random, backwards, or fated universe makes more than the most\nsuperficial abstract sense, suggesting that the self-evident arrow of\ntime is merely what we can wrap our heads around by default and,\nagain, that the arrow of time is simply an issue of scales and\nmagnitudes. Conceivably, no different from the fact that Kansas, for\nexample, has proven to actually be the flattest place on earth, but\nthe higher we go the more our normally dull, flat, black-and-white\nappearing Kansas, and the inexorable ticking of the clock,\nprogressively reveal themselves to be just more mainstream mass media\nhype and misinformation, as colors all suddenly become brighter, and\neverything starts to look strange! For all practical purposes, we\nmight as well be the ants climbing the Empire State building, and\narguing over whether we took a wrong turn somewhere. According to the\nmathematics, the arrow of time we normally perceive could be an\nentirely local phenomena, that reflects our own mortal fallibility,\nand our inability to every make any more fucking sense, out of the\nBig Picture and, although time may occasionally appear to behave\nstrangely, normally we can only really appreciate it flowing forward.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tUp\nAhead At The Sign Post, once again its the Disturbingly Disruptive,\nDeplorably Degenerate and, Frequently, Fatuously and Fraudulently\nFlatulent Far Fetched Side of the Universe, which has its own, very\nexclusive, residential time zone. Their phone numbers are all\nunlisted, their addresses aren’t on any of your maps, a gated\ncommunity, by invitation only, return to sender, address unknown,\nwhere Rindler horizons are revealed to be singularities from another\ndimension, carelessly strung across the far flung distant horizon,\nalong with all of your luggage, Life in the Fast Lane, where instant\nnoodles just aren’t fast enough, Lost in Space, in the Land Before\nTime where the more things change, the more they stay the same,\nsomewhere in the Spooky Twilight Zone Spacy-Time Zone, Beyond The\nOtter Limits! Where, like the past and the future, everything is\nsomehow mysteriously and inexplicably related to our own zip-code,\narea-code, and spacy-time zone here on earth, but in spooky ways that\ncan defy all imagination, so do not attempt to adjust the picture.\nProviding a simple explanation, if you want to call it that, for why\nboth fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics apply to just about everything\nin existence, and why tools such as renormalization and Feynman\ndiagrams are so unreasonably effective.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTime\nis the fountain source of all the myriad good things, but time alone\ncan bring a black hole to its knees, for the time is never quite what\nthe hell you think it is, until that time rolls round again, and\ninformation appearing to flow backwards in time can be compared to\nthe “Ah Hah!” moment of recognition, or what many of my\nfriends refer to tongue-in-cheek as, “Pattern matching rules\nthe universe!”(Duh!) Whenever you might happen to finish\nassembling enough pieces to any puzzle to make more sense out of the\nBig Picture, and the light bulb finally comes on, or not. We can\nretrodict and justify our causal perspectives retrospectively, only\nbecause life really does make almost as much sense as it doesn’t,\nmaking 90% of this game half-mental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhich,\nunderstandably, might sound rather confusing to some, including Yogi\nBerra and Goldilocks themselves, but can be summed up as the laws of\nphysics reflect our own mortal fallibility, and obey the metaphor\nthat, although 42 might be as good an explanation as anyone is ever\ngoing to get, nevertheless, it still never has made a lick of sense,\nto merely assume that nothing makes any damned sense! Just because 42\nmight happen to be as good an answer as modern science fiction will\never get, doesn’t mean a better explanation doesn’t\nexist, or whatever explanations happen to work for publishers will\nsuddenly stop working. All it means that, in some situations, it can\nbecome more or less pragmatic to assume we’ll never get a\nbetter explanation, however, if life were merely a pragmatic affair,\nnobody would ever have children! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLife\nobviously requires both love and a sense of humor, so you might as\nwell laugh more often, because the greater truth is humanly\ninconceivable and, sometimes, quite painful, without both and,\nlikewise, our universe appears to be both mechanical and organic,\nmasculine and feminine, without ever having to make a damned bit of\nsense to anyone, much less, extremely confused hermaphrodites and the\nandrogynous. The greater truth, or the Face of God, is the\nself-evident truth, that progressively reveals itself to be the\ngreater context, which determines the identity of its own contents,\nsometimes in humanly incomprehensible ways, which are best left\nunknown, but which inevitably display the symmetry of a\nself-organizing systems logic, in which the truth may only be shared.\nAs if everything in existence resembles the initial creative impetus\nof the Big Bang, and is compelled to pay it forward, whether ya wanna\npay it forward, whether you want to or not, because its union rules.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tForever\nfreedom remains all of humanity’s fate, and still doesn’t come cheap,\nbecause enduring freedom can only be given away, to others first, and\ncan’t be avoided anymore than death and taxes without paying severe\npenalties so, Get Over It Already! The devil’s greatest lie was\nconvincing himself he had not become a mindless slave to his own\nmental masturbation, consisting of extreme hate and anger for\neverything, making sympathy for the devil difficult, when there’s\nnobody home but us chickens! By who you hate, by this are you truly\nknown, while freedom is never to be confused with a lynch mob of\ncompulsive liars, which are not recognized by the unions, and who can\nnever forget who it is they hate. It is the sound and the fury,\nsignifying nothing, according to the unions, for on the playground of\nlife, only we can set our minds and hearts free, by choosing to pay\nit forward sucker, knowing just how bad the alternatives can suck!\nEither you promote tolerance, or the meaningless rhetoric of lynch\nmobs, leaving the only real remaining question, just how each might\npay their union dues, and choose to pay it forward for themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEbeneezer\nScrooge need Tiny Tim every bit as much as he needed him, for only\nthey could choose to free one another from their shackles, to soar\nwith the eagles. For us to be all that we can be, each must first set\ntheir mind and heart free and, if time normally flows like a river,\nits because time alone always pays it forward suckers, ensuring that\neach must ditch any unnecessary baggage weighing them down, help one\nanother keep their heads above water, swim with the current, and go\nwith the flow more often, or pay the price, with considerable\ninterest! Stepping into the same river twice is seldom a pressing\nissue unless, of course, you are violating union rules again, and\nabout to drown in the same river twice! Our subconscious may be\ncapable of appreciating time appearing to humorously flow backwards,\nor stopping altogether, but it is our conscious mind is what we\nnormally use to make more sense out of the chaos, by focusing in upon\nthe smallest, and busiest, pond while, the symmetry and harmony,\nbetween the causal and acausal perspectives, is what actually remains\nhumanly appreciable. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIts\neasy enough to think of time as possibly flowing backwards in\nspecific ways, creating tiny tiny local eddies in the river of time,\nsuch as gravity magically holding us on the ground and magnets\ninexplicably defying gravity, without expending any energy, whenever\nwe stick a few on our refrigerator door. Such tiny eddies normally\nhave no real impact on the overall flow of the river but, whenever\ntime is viewed as more organic, eddies in time must inevitably pay it\nforward, with their collective behavior more often displaying the\nButterfly Effect, hinting that the greater context will inevitably\ndetermine its own contents, and pies-in-the-face are coming. For its\npart, inertia acts selfishly, either moving at the speed of light, or\nresisting moving as if it were a singularity, struggling to move at a\nsingle speed, or constantly attempting to move in straight lines, but\ncan be thought of as energy from the past being conveyed into the\npresent because, of course, a present without any sort of past\nwhatsoever, Makes No Fucking Sense Whatsoever, while gravity can be\nmodeled as information from the future, dramatically normalizing\ninertia in the present.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThus,\nensuring that inertia can never be too great or too small, too hot or\ntoo cold, and that nothing can ever move in either perfectly straight\nlines or perfect circle jerks, and the overall entropy, temperature,\nand inertial expansion of the universe remains just right for every\nobserver, which should also reflect the theoretical limits for data\ncompression, and union rules again. Every observer is equally\nprivileged, thank you very much and, approaching the speed of light,\nthe overall temperature of the universe would appear to be just\nright, but hotter and easier to measure accurately in front of us,\nwith our future becoming all the more certain by the moment while,\nleaving the solar system in the far flung distance behind us, our\nconnection to our past becomes increasingly tenuous, cold, vague,\nsweeping, all encompassing, ethereal, and dream-like, once over any\nspace sickness, as space-time itself slowly expands and bends around\nour ship. The earth and solar system would become increasingly vague,\nas they simultaneously shrink in the distance, yet expand to fill\nmore of our view from behind our ship. As though reluctant to allow\nus to leave them behind altogether, and pleading with us to return\nhome once again, just before our rocket-ship explodes like fireworks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNormally\nwe think of infinity as a simple horizon that blurs in the distance,\nbut a Dyson Sphere can be considered a horizon that might as well be\ninfinite, if you don’t have GPS, and are another tiny ant who took a\nwrong turn somewhere. Examining either the Big Picture or the Little\nPicture, our universe appears to have at least four dimensions, which\nmeans that gravity’s magical dancing-action-at-a-distance with\ninertia, and the existence of particle-wave duality, can also be\nthought of as quantized versions of staring into infinity and hearing\nthe heavily choir sing. Where there are always more complex questions\nto be asked than coherent answers, which are all deeply and profound\nmeaningful questions, such as, "What the hell was that?"\nand everything else blurs into a complex multifractal, representing\nwhat remains humanly appreciable, the more details you add. It turns\nout that Pi, or the Golden Ratio, isn’t totally random after all, and\nexpresses just such a multidimensional multifractal equation,\nsuggesting that Pi-R-Squared in higher dimensions, and the Golden\nRatio is "just right" for Life, the Universe, and\nEverything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nUmbral Moonshine Conjecture has been established, making it\ntheoretically possible to measure infinity in the real world, and a\nuniversal recursion in the principle of identity would ensure that,\ninexplicably, everything they measure, including any mathematics they\ncare to use, will eventually turn out to be infinite in some regard.\nThe Big Bang and Dark Energy can be thought of as staring into\ninfinity in four or more dimensions, and not necessarily representing\nthe actual origin of the universe but, rather, simply the limits of\nour own mortal fallibility, and just how stupid our questions can\nbecome. We can’t imagine a universe that didn’t have a\nbeginning, and makes no damned sense, but we also can’t imagine\neternity, or what might have come before the origin of time, as\nanything more than a vague abstraction so, of course, mama nature\ngenerously offers us our choice. Fairytale stories all go something\nlike, "It was Long, Long Ago, in a Galaxy Far, Far Away, in the\nLand Before Time", where Yogi Berra’s originally from, and where\ncosmologists can still earn a living to this day by quantifying how\nmany angels can dance on the head of a pin, but with the precision of\nquantum mechanics, assuming someone has already told them the stories\nof Goldilocks, Murphy, and Stone Soup.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPast\na certain point, each observer must simply decide for themselves\nwhether anything they observe has any real damned meaning, and\nparticle-wave duality can be thought of as expressing the limits of\nhuman comprehension and awareness where, inevitably, we have no\nchoice but to either laugh or take everything on faith alone or,\naccording to union rules, run in circles screaming, "The Sky Is\nFalling!" The universe expressing particle-wave duality in\neverything, can also be compared to the delightful laughter of God\nechoing in the void, or the harmony, music, humor, and beauty of\nnature and the Collective Unconscious. The One Truth which never\nfails to lend everything meaning, precisely because it is the\nself-evident truth, which is so humble widely recognized by the\nunions, it can only be shared.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\nmost practical purposes, information flowing backwards in time, can\nbe considered merely another easy way in which to make more sense out\nof unions, and the chaos that can ensue, whenever the principle of\nidentity suddenly vanishes down the nearest convenient rabbit hole,\nor toilet of your personal preference. Of course, due to everything\nexpressing particle-wave duality which, once again, is evident in the\ncollective unionized behavior of mass and energy. The humble\nefficiency of gravity is what makes the elegant simplicity of a\nrainbow possible and, like a rainbow in the sky, particle-wave\nduality can often be appreciated as yet another union reminder of the\nmany splendors of nature, and that we can always focus on reality,\nbut reality only has meaning within the broader context of sharing\nour dreams as part of humanity, and the ever greater unionized\nuniverse, while the two will occasionally appear to transform into\none another, as if by magic or, sometimes, just don’t go there, due\nto inclimate weather.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCaptivated\nonce again, upon peering intently into the brumous cryptic depths of\nthe ever flocculent evanescent, Milky Way Galaxy, brilliantly\nilluminating the entire night sky, a lucky few amongst us may\nliterally become “One” with the universe, and boldly go\nwhere none has gone before, whilst falling on our ass reminds us in\nno uncertain terms, that we still have to decide for ourselves what\nthat means, if anything… or not. But, some may decide it means they\nneed to ask the cook to make them "One With Everything".\nTheoretically, everything in existence should express an outrageously\ncomplex multidimensional four and five fold multifractal symmetry, or\nasymmetrical-symmetry, resembling a sphincter, that makes the\nCheshire Cat go cross-eyed, and which is currently being documented\nin condensed matter physics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPhase\ntransitions, such as a pot of boiling water and diarrhea, appear to\nrequire symmetry between long and short range forces, while nonlinear\neffects have been observed when bombarding samples with extreme\nfrequencies of light. This is crucial to making significant progress\nin ongoing attempts by the military to develop diapers with lasers,\nthat can incinerate their own contents. As if matter can’t\ndecide what it wants to be, and just so happens to be whatever it is\nby default of whatever the current comedy can support and, somehow,\nrepresents the radical extremes of an incredibly stable\nsupersymmetric form of self-organizing chaos, that expresses\nnon-equilibrium physics and the resilience of complex systems or,\npossibly, is entirely composed of hyper-dimensional blue smoke and\nmirrors. If our universe is "The Matrix", like the computer\nsimulation in the movies, other experiments indicate the Matrix is\nrunning on a virtual operating system, and there’s no way to prove it\nis a computer simulation, or if its a simulated simulation of\nreality, or Turtles All The Way Down Baby! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNonetheless,\neven from deep within the bowels of the heavily shielded and\nvigilantly guarded central repository for the Matrix, it should still\nremain possible to statistically establish that 42 is as good as it\ngets, making finding batteries and escaping from the Matrix the least\nof anyone’s problems. As I mentioned earlier, I feel certain the\nFrench government is secretly preparing a ship to settle the issue,\nwhich is causing Widespread Existentialist Angst and, increasingly,\ngarnering attention from art dealers, but matter itself appears to be\nwhatever the hell it is by default. Frustrating several corporations,\nin their ongoing attempts to copyright and patent the patenting\nprocess itself, because congress wants way too much, and because its\nmaking it increasingly difficult to authenticate some things, and\ncould be more evidence of a universal recursion in the principle of\nidentity, or unionized pixies with attitude, conflating the\nidentities of space and time, and who may have prior claims to the\nlaws of nature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nsimple experiment using three conventional electrical generators was\nused to demonstrate how entrainment and synchronization arise\nspontaneously with increasing proximity and decreasing diversity. Two\npendulum clocks hung next to one another on the same wall will become\nentrained and swing in unison, as their vibrations in the wall coerce\neach to find a compromise, but their rigidly mechanical behavior\nbecomes more chaotic, the further apart they are, or if you happen to\nuse a giant clock, it would be immune to the influence of a really\ntiny one.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowever,\nplayground swings are another example but, if the wall is a mile long\nor you hang a thousand clocks on the same wall, they may still\nsynchronize to some extent, but adding too much order can lead to\nchaos, and vice versa, while the complexity of their composition and\norganization can also change everything, begging the question as to\nwhat is and is not already synchronized, especially at Relativistic\nspeeds and low-as-you-can-go temperatures. In Quantum Photography and\nsensing, two entangled photons can detect if they fly past something\nthat’s between them, as if the photons themselves use shadows\nto see things, and implying that the proximity and specific context,\nscales and magnitudes, promote a variety of distinctive types of\nentrainment and synchronization, ensuring that everything ultimately\nremains observer and context dependent. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMathematically,\nthere should be four rudimentary overlapping subtypes of entrainment\nand thirty-two extrapolations should be enough to describe just about\nanything, but a recent experiment confirmed that the specific\nconfigurations of particles can have nonlocal effects in phase\ntransitions. Both findings imply, yet again, that what we require is\na humorous infantile Goldilocks interpretation of Mach’s\nConjecture and Boyle’s Law, that the unions approve of, because\nit all just gets fuzzy wuzzier and less distinct, and sometimes\ndownright self-contradictory and impossible to follow, the closer the\nresearchers scrutinize anything, including their own mathematics. Yet\nanother mathematical examination of Black Holes discovered that\ninformation may become irretrievable, not because of the event\nhorizon, but due to the sheer chaos that normally results when\nanything falls into a Black Hole. The fuzzier something becomes in\none respect, the more clear-cut it must become in others, and\nstatistical sampling of low entropy results can often shed light on\nthe Big Picture while, individually, quanta make no damned sense\nwhatsoever, but become extremely predictable in vast numbers,\nimplying that the Big Picture is what actually lends everything\nmeaning, and there’s just no way around the unions. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEnergy\nand information are clearly exchanging identities, producing\nsynergistic and emergent effects, and begging the question as to what\nconstitutes information, as if each observer must decide for\nthemselves whether life is merely a joke. Along with what is random\nand orderly, information itself appears to be self-organizing across\nvast scales and magnitudes, as if we literally inhabit a fairytale\nuniverse, or vague bullshit answers from the union are the best we\nare ever going to get and, in this lowbrow town, you work with what\nya got. However, according to the mathematics, we can all rest\nassured that the universe has a happy ending and, additionally, that\ncollating all the experimental data for anything low in entropy,\nshould reveal the explanation for the Quantum Observer Effect, and\nprovide further confirmation that physical comedy is not limited to\nVaudeville stage and theater, despite attempts to unionize. The\nhydrogen fusion powering the stars and the evaporation of black holes\ncan both be modeled as the result of too much union order producing\nchaos, in an incremental or quantized fashion, slowly chipping at\nyour sanity, while the orderly world we see around us arises\nspontaneously from the random behavior of quanta. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTaoists\nsay, “From the one came the two, from the two came the three,\nand from the three came the ten thousand things!” In a universe\nof unceasing change, what is changing always changes, making even\nchange a dubious constant in the case of the Quantum Zeno Effect.\nWhat is random becomes orderly, as the past and future converge on\nthe present moment, while Relativity suggests that a perfect clock is\nimpossible, and time itself behaving in both an extremely reliable\nfashion, yet also as randomly as anything else, makes it the ultimate\nenigma in physics and ontology. And, strongly suggests that the laws\nof physics themselves can be considered magically or inexplicably\nself-organizing, right along with the Big Bang being just right, and\neverything being unidentifiable in the final analysis. For example,\nan experiment with an AI established that John Wheeler may have been\ncorrect, and there’s simply no need to assume any silly laws of\nphysics actually exist, at least, not in order to calculate the\norbits of the planets. The laws of physics could all be convenient\nfictions, that just so happen to reflect more of the underlying\nsymmetry of the paradox of our existence, union rules, and are what\nmere mortals like ourselves use to describe what, otherwise,\nultimately makes no damned sense whatsoever because, we are the ants\nclimbing the Empire State, and totally out of our element.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMaking\nit crucial to re-examine the Quantum Observer Effect, the Laws of\nThought, and Linguistic Analysis, because all the evidence indicates\nthat they are gross over-simplifications, and "The Cart Is\nLeading The Horse, Right Over The Nearest Cliff!" Of course,\nsince academics struggle to laugh, or even use a dictionary, the next\nscientific revolution will have to begin far removed from the\nhallowed halls and the mainstream, which appear grimly determined to\nexploit the current scientific revolution for new technology, right\nup until the world ecology collapses. Say whatever the hell you want\nabout free enterprise, the single largest manufactured export of the\nUS is weapons and, with the current rate of scientific progress,\nthere’s no way in hell we can keep this up. Something must change\nfundamentally and, all the evidence indicates, that what needs to\nchange is modern science. They can protest all they want, but\nacademics themselves are rapidly coming to the same conclusion, that\nnobody is listening to them, and none of them knows how to make\nanybody listen. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSurprise!\nWhen the public demands you lie to them, and are usually much too\nliberal about these things, while dictionaries are only used to check\nspelling, nobody believes a word you spout, unless they personally\nbenefit somehow, but they’ll usually repeat anything you want, if you\npay them. Teachers are all students, and the job of students is to\nrepeat whatever anyone will pay you the going rate for, while\n"Creative Teaching" is an oxymoron, when the idiots rarely\neven fund art classes, and have among the highest burnout rates of\nany profession. Chickens never can resist corn but, as much as\nacademia and the mainstream would like to deny it, they promote the\nsame mindless mobs who killed Socrates, imprisoned Galileo, and\nshoved six million Jews in ovens, with the only real difference\ntoday, being that they’re better fed and educated. Mainstream\nacademia’s lofty ideals about objectivity and empirical evidence,\nnormally only apply if you don’t use a dictionary, crack jokes,\ncontradict them, question their motivations, point out their abysmal\nfailures, sue them, laugh at them, or throw their own damning\nevidence right back in their faces. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEarth\nsimply doesn’t have time to wait for academics to admit that they\ndon’t even know how to use a dictionary, much less recognize a joke,\nand its best to treat most academics as if they were merely corporate\nlawyers, keep them distracted with their own bullshit, and feed them\nall the lies their own students keep demanding. Its easy enough to\nuse contextual vagueness to encourage the idiots to work harder on\npublishing more explicit dictionaries that, in turn, can be used to\nquantify the truth for its dollar value, with the Oxford Dictionary\nand Wikipedia being great examples of how to quantify the truth for\nits dollar value on the open market. Of course, while continuing to\ndocument their ongoing insanity in the public domain, for legal\npurposes, and doing all the real work on the laws of thought and\nlinguistic analysis outside of the hallowed halls.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nscience relies on reason and empirical evidence, then modern science\nis a joke in the worst taste, because their own empirical evidence\nindicates nobody is listening to them, everybody is arming themselves\nto the teeth, and they are killing their own students faster with\neach new technology they invent, while arguing over the definition of\nstupid. In the early days of the industrial revolution, technology\nallowed our population to boom and, now, is encouraging it to bust! A\nquarter of the developed world still insists the sun revolves around\nthe earth, and the idiots are still storming the palace with knives\nand pitch forks, while the entire world ecology is on the verge of\ncollapsing, a pandemic is sweeping the entire planet in which many\nrefuse to be vaccinated, and the silence is deafening, as scientists\nare only now coming to the conclusion, that nobody is listening to\nthem, all their theories are wrong, and Nero is playing his fiddle as\nRome burns!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAssuming\nfish don’t become extinct, teach a man how to fish, and you feed him\nfor life, which may be short, but teach him reading, writing, and\narithmetic, based on 2,000 year old metaphysics that assume life is a\ngiant windup clock, and you can put him to work making real money for\nyou, while his population implodes. The more religious the country,\nthe more children people have, while the more secular, the more\nlikely their population is imploding. Suggesting organized religion\nmay have evolved to prevent Babylonians from committing Voluntary\nGenocide, like so many lemmings marching over the nearest cliff,\nwhile playing with their cellphones.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAdditionally,\nexplaining why the US is both the wealthiest and most religious\ncountry in the developed world, and why our population has become\nmore secular as the majority has imploded. I cover more of the\nsociological implications as I go along, but everything observable\nshould still obey the same simple Monty Carlo statistics, and must\nalso express negative probabilities as if, rather than a giant alarm\nclock, life were one long game of, "Let’s Make A Deal!"\nBehind an open door, there lies a million more, but the preponderance\nof the evidence indicates order emerges from chaos, and what is\norderly must, in turn, inevitably lead to chaos, thus, it remains\nimpossible for anything to become either too orderly or too chaotic,\ntoo hot or too cold, too fast or too slow, for any observer.\nCausality itself has no known cause, and humanity appears to exist\nbecause, if life actually made any damned sense, nobody would be\naround to ask the question.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nliterature, James Joyce’s “Finnegan’s Wake” is the\nbest known example of such a confusing organic multifractal, with a\nfamiliar jumble of order and chaos resembling the insane world around\nus, where the walls might occasionally talk, while Kurt Vonnegut Jr’s\n"Slaughterhouse Five" provides a good example of how time\ncan sometimes be viewed as both syntropic and nonlinear and,\nultimately, the source of all the confusion and insanity. Confucius\nsay, "Without chaos, life makes no damned sense!" The\nCollective Unconscious can be thought of as emerging from the chaos\nand, vice versa and, among hippies, Jim Henson is widely considered\nthe all-time leading guru, or expert, on the Collective Unconscious,\nin part, because he’s dead and can’t object, and the rest of the\nMuppets can always claim his mother dropped him on his head. Time\nitself can be viewed as normally expressing four rudimentary ways of\npassing that are often jumbled together and overlap, producing the\nphysical world we know while, according to the statistical evidence,\nMurphy was definitely an optimist, because we appear to inhabit a\nGoldilocks universe where anything that can go wrong will go wrong,\nbut only if it is neither too hot or too cold, too right or too\nwrong, too optimistic or too pessimistic.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tStrap\na few ACME rockets onto Schrodinger’s Box and, as his cat approaches\nthe speed of light, time dilation ensures the radioactive element\nthat releases the cyanide into the water, won’t have time to\ndecay, and kill the cat from the viewpoint of an observer on earth.\nHowever it also ensures that, for all practical purposes, the cat can\nstill be considered simultaneously dead and alive, and resembling a\n“Flaming Meat Popsicle”, which is somehow both too hot\nand too cold to touch. The cartoonish effect can be attributed to\ndimension squeezing, along the same lines as an atomic bomb crushing\nits own contents entirely out of existence, like something out of a\ncartoon. And, ranging from the blatantly self-contradictory extreme\nof the Quantum Zeno Effect, to the increasingly vague and difficult\nto measure, but still quite observable and impactful, extremes of\nrelativistic time dilation and, possibly the Unruh Effect, as\neverything progressively expresses their own particle-wave duality in\na unionized scalar manner sometimes resembling a spectrum, which\nbecomes increasingly fractal on larger and smaller scales, even\nbegging the question as to what the fuck is a scale and a magnitude,\naccuracy and precision, energy and information, bearable and\nunbearable, a cat, or a damned, "Flaming Meat Popsicle".<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAdditionally\nimplying that everything must eventually display explicit, assertive,\ncircumscribed, linear, mechanical and, also, incredibly vague,\nnebulous, receptive, amorphous, slippery, evasive, nonlinear, and\ncircular-swirly organic metamorphic effects, as if Schrodinger’s Cat\nwere simultaneously dead and alive, before you put the Cat in the Hat\nin the box and the walls started talking. Researchers first\ndocumented the bizarre effect in uber tiny quanta, merely because\nthey’re so much easier to study in laboratories, but the more extreme\nany scale or magnitude, the less clearly we can identify its contents\nas anything more than a vague abstraction, a two dimensional cartoon,\na fairytale, or blatantly self-contradictory, because everything\nexpresses particle-wave duality, including all of our many wonderful\nbroken scales and magnitudes. To some extent, simply due to the\nscales and magnitudes involved, we perceive the neurons of our brains\nand our societies as both organizing like chickens and cartoons.\nReflecting the limits of our own working memory, and inability to\nperceive either a more meaningful context or content, just as we\ncan’t see infrared and ultraviolet light, but we still know they’re\nthere, along with the rest of the electromagnetic spectrum. Following\nhow all this insanity works in excruciating detail, should require\nscalar differentials capable of transforming into tensor integrals,\nfor describing how the smallest pond can shed invaluable light upon\nthe Big Picture and, vice versa, according to a Goldilocks-Murphy\nextrapolation on Boyle’s Law and Mach’s Conjecture,\nincorporating negative probabilities, or Imaginary Time, and the\ncontinuing saga of, "Exploding Bear Mites From Space!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tExistence\nrevolving around what’s missing from this picture, means the\nlaws of thought and the laws of physics must both be self-organizing\nand self-correcting in a similar manner that, again, reflects our own\nmortal fallibility and, apparently, tells the story of Goldilocks as\nthe quintessential morality tale. I suppose there are worse fates,\nbut the pervasive existence of such bizarre metaphors, throughout\nnature, can be attributed to the fact that time is nonlinear, or\nmutable to a significant extent, causing energy and information to\nexchange identities in ways that appear to defy causality more often,\nand reflecting the more syntropic or fatalistic unionized aspects of\nthe recursion in the principle of identity. The lower the measurable\ncontent in anything, the harder it is decide whether the future is\ndetermining the past, or vice versa, and the more evidence physicists\ncollect, the more obvious it should become that such metaphors are\npervasive, and are essentially no different from simple geometric\npatterns in nature, such as the face of the man in the moon, and no\ndifferent from the fact that all of our mathematics have become more\naccurate and precise, the more incredibly vague and downright\nself-contradictory, with symmetry ultimately remaining their only\ncommonality, or not, its not like it really matters.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tInevitably,\nwhen viewed in extremes, everything starts to become more context\ndependent for any kind of clear identity, sometimes in very personal\nways, and progressively starts to resemble vague nonsense, a cartoon,\na fairytale, or may even appear to be flat out impossible. All of\nthese examples are analogous to Dimension Squeezing, similar to\nhubcaps appearing to spin backwards, and the fact that it sometimes\nmakes you go cross-eyed and climb the walls, can be considered mama\nnature’s playful way of saying, “Get Over It Already!”\nWe can observe the passage of time slowing down and coming to a\ncomplete halt, and we can observe the metaphor of Goldilocks somehow\nruling the universe, because time itself is self-organizing,\nexpressing both humble efficiency and elegant simplicity, making it\nmuch more complex, weird, and organic than the linear arrow of time\nwe commonly perceive, and tend to think of as the only way in which\nit is possible for time to pass. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tJust\nas we typically think of information as moving from the past into the\nfuture, over half of all information can be thought of as flowing\nbackwards, and must appear to move both ways more frequently, the\nmore extreme any situation. You could say, someone invented the story\nof Goldilocks because the story revolves around what’s missing\nfrom this picture, by union rules, making it low in content and,\nthus, more magical and syntropic, due to it expressing more of the\nunderlying symmetry and harmony of nature, that makes causality\npossible. As does a flock of chickens when modeled using wave\nmechanics, hinting that Noether’s genius requires more of a\nsense of humor to be complete, explaining the state of the world\ntoday. The question is not whether the earth is the center of the\nuniverse, or even whether humanity is the reason for existence, but\ncan life be described more meaningfully as a comedy-drama, that\ndramatically revolves around what’s missing from this picture and, if\nso, then it must express an intrinsic symmetry that can be measured.\nToddlers are more in touch with the intrinsic symmetry of nature,\nsmall enough to fit in any laboratory, and cheap to feed, but diapers\nare expensive.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFake\nIt Til Ya Make It Baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t<\/font>Reality\nbeing stranger than fiction, you can’t fix stupid, compelling us all\nto fake it til ya make it baby! <\/font>Goldilocks discovered the hard\nway that life has a way of throwing challenges at us, which demand\nfaith in ourselves and our personal journey and, fortunately, we are\nnot only born to fall on our butts, but to bounce right back up again\nand reach for the stars, expressing the simple fact that, to a great\nextent, life is self-organizing, self-explanatory, and progressive on\neven the largest and smallest of scales, while the ground is always\nthere to prevent some of us from sinking any lower. The greater truth\nsteadily reveals itself to all of humanity, sometimes in leaps and\nbounds, as we tirelessly assemble more of the clues to the enigma of\nhuman existence and, pragmatically speaking, logic is better for\ncorrecting errors, and for appreciating greater beauty and meaning in\nanything, but only because it actively ignores the vague and nebulous\nBig Picture (Oooh Shiny!) in favor of focusing in upon the more\nexplicit details of our waking reality. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tReality\ntakes a backseat in our dreams, and center stage when the fire alarm\ngoes off, and our universe displays both extremely predictable and\nunpredictable behavior, while our emotional reactions to looking up\nat a great height and down from a great height, reflect the symmetry\nof the greater reality that we all share which, ultimately, defies\nall logic and causality, requiring faith in our own personal\nawareness. The greater our personal integrity, and the stronger our\nfaith in our personal journey, the more aware we can become as\nindividuals, as we cease to make quite so many distinctions between\nwho we are and what we are doing, what is and isn’t a Flaming Meat\nPopsicle. However, the opposite is also true, and the less faith we\nhave in our own journey, the less aware we can become, and awareness\ncan be described as synonymous with life itself. Explaining why\nanimals with limited awareness, such as reptiles, can lay eggs and\nwalk away, but newborn infants that are not held and loved within the\nfirst few days, tend to reproduce less often and die more frequently\nwithin the first year, from what is euphemistically labeled a,\n"Failure to Thrive". Mammals will lick the fur of their\nnewborns, stimulating both their blood circulation and awareness of\ntheir new surroundings and, around the world today, maternity wards\nhave volunteers who hold the newborn infants, with one of them\ntelling me they don’t need a lot of attention, just a little TLC.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t\nOur very existence itself demands faith in our own personal journey,\nwhile passing on the gift of life and awareness is how everything in\nthe universe thrives and endures. Survival of the fittest ain’t\nnothing but a bad joke, without the harmony, creativity, and\ndiversity that mama nature demands, and gets, or else! Providing an\nexplanation for how the smallest pond can frequently shed invaluable\nlight upon the Big Picture, and vice versa, as simply the result of\none without the other being a complete contradiction, with all of the\ncomplexity of life emerging from mama nature’s humble efficiency and\nelegant simplicity. The two must constantly transform into one\nanother, yet the harmony of their whole always remains far greater\nthan any mere sum of its parts. And, reality being stranger than\nfiction, it is only by knowing that we are ignorant, by becoming more\naware and accepting of our own ignorance and, sometimes, even being\ngrateful for our ignorance, that we can possibly hope to ever learn a\ndamned thing worthwhile, much less, possess any sort of meaningful\nfree will or a meaningful personal identity. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWho\nwe are right now and whatever we might happen to desire for\nourselves, inevitably take a backseat to whoever it is that we might\nwish to become. Knowing, we ourselves are always ever so much greater\nthan we can possibly imagine while, in the long run, our humble\ncontentment to remain the ignorant fools we’re all born to be, yet\nremains the beginning of all wonder and wisdom, and the cost of truly\nachieving our greatest ambitions. The greatest compliments I have\never received were for things I never thought twice about doing and,\nin California, a three year old boy picked his father’s car up\noff him when the jack collapsed, because he was far greater than he\nknew himself, while the most common explanation people give for acts\nof heroism is, “Anybody else would have done the same”.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhether\nbecoming aware of something new, or merely surrendering our pretense\nthat we remain unaware, life can quickly become confusing in every\nway imaginable, providing the occasional reminder that life can be\nevery bit as simple as it is complex, and every bit as confusing as\nit makes sense. This same confusion extends to how the human nervous\nsystem and neurons themselves function, similar to distributed gain\namplifiers, or an analog FM radio. For a long time, physicists were\npuzzled by the extreme efficiency of the human nervous system, and\nhave yet to do any experiments that I know of, but apparently it is\ncapable of leveraging aharmonic stochastic resonance and, possibly,\nSoliton waves as well. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBy\ntreating thought and sensation, memory and thought, in a pronounced\nnonlinear fashion, our nerves and neurons can conflate the identity\nof their own input and output, past and future, like something out of\na cartoon, a stage magician, an abacus, or hubcaps spinning\nbackwards, always leaving it up to any observers to decide for\nthemselves exactly what the hell they’re looking at. You can’t\nalways get what you want and, sometimes, hubcaps spin backwards\nbecause the car really is moving backward, and is about to hit you!\nSo, instead, the visual centers of the brain provide for our needs by\nmerely organizing efficiently around searching for what’s\nmissing from this picture using, among other approaches, foveated\nvision that blurs our peripheral vision like blinders on a horse, on\nthe assumption that mama nature provides for our needs and desires,\nor not. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\norder for us to focus in on anything, either mentally, visually, or\notherwise, we must first adopt our own set of mental blinders, and\nactively ignore a great deal of the world around us on an ongoing\nbasis, while our subconscious can easily do most of the heavy\nlifting, freeing up our conscious mind to focus on other things. And,\nby simply accounting for more of what’s missing from this\npicture, or anything low in content, our subconscious can also\neffortlessly spot if anything is possibly amiss, or might be of\nparticular interest, and prompt our conscious mind to focus in upon\nwhatever it is, or not. In a Goldilocks universe ruled by Murphy’s\nLaw, and inhabited by the Three Stooges, knowledge, wealth, and\nabundance, can more frequently become a curse, and what we choose to\nignore is more often crucial for the sake of our own sanity and\nefficiency, but its an adaptive system, that can be adjusted to some\nextent, according to whether you feel safe enough to take a nap or\nwhatever, with our neurons having to decide for themselves when to\nignore any sounds we might hear in our sleep. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nonly purpose of some jobs held by individuals is to make their\norganization more efficient, by constantly deciding what is obviously\nworth ignoring next, so that others may decide what it might be best\nto focus on. The rapid progress of modern civilization can be\nattributed, in no small part, to having first mastered some of the\nrudimentary arts and sciences for how to collectively ignore a wide\nvariety of bullshit, with classic logic formally describing the most\nexplicit ways in which to ignore anything. Using Three Stooges\nslapstick its often easier to make progress in a crowd of billions,\nbut it severely limits the kinds of progress that remain possible, by\nalways treating time as a machine, while analog logic can treat time\nas bullshit, or just another variable that can easily become\ncounterproductive to consider in the current situation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tToddlers\nwill put anything in their mouth that will fit and, sometimes, will\nspend hours fascinated by a dust bunny, while a lonely Sea Slug,\ncruising the largely barren mid-ocean floor, is a "Mobile\nTongue" that tastes anything sizable it comes across, attempting\nto decide whether to eat, mate with, ignore, or make a pathetic\nattempt to run away from whatever animal it might have unwittingly\nlicked. Of these four choices, efficiently deciding what to\nstudiously ignore is the only known practical use for its almost\nnonexistent and, otherwise, seemingly useless brain. Wielding this\nflexible naive approach, for sorting through enormous volumes of\ndata, already having at least a vague idea of what to ignore, our\nunconscious mind doesn’t have to know what it is examining, and\nlargely treats our own thoughts, feelings, and sensations in much the\nsame manner, as if merely playing around with random bullshit\npatterns, that don’t necessarily possess any particular meaning\nwhatsoever. Treating simple and complex patterns alike, as if they\nwere merely mathematical variables or cards you shuffle, and relying\nalmost exclusively upon random pattern matching, or symmetry and\nharmony, to provide for our needs in the moment. Although you can\ncompare it to parallel processing, its essentially a type of “batch\nprocessing” with the sea slug and the toddler each crunching\nthe largest numbers they can in order to compare against any new\npatterns they acquire, explaining why the toddler spends more time\nexamining something like a dust bunny. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nbrain is what they call a “slow cooker” that doesn’t\nrespond super fast, but crunches enormous numbers all day long with\nthe greatest of ease, as if it were a crock pot, and the baby’s\nmuch larger brain takes longer to fill with even the simplest\npatterns, because the baby uses larger and more complex patterns to\nbegin with, that require longer to turn into mush. To some extent,\nwhether it actually is a radio, a computer, or a crock pot, simply\ndepends on the observer, but you could say the brain resembles a\nradio that collects noisy data, and has to crunch the numbers like a\ncrock pot, just to help it efficiently filter out all the noise.\nHuman brains are built for marathons, and may lose a race with a\nsupercomputer for a lot of things, but we can crunch far larger\nnumbers for far longer periods of time, using the same amount of\nenergy as a light bulb, just bright enough to read by, and you can\nalso compare the brain to a magical Easy-Bake Oven. Our neurons\nthoroughly cook all the data, like so many chefs in the kitchen, then\ntaste the result to compare against anything new and, if they like\nthe taste of something, they add more into the pot and continue\nsearching for more patterns to compare, but the brain can only crunch\nthe numbers for the Big Picture so fast, and relies more heavily on\ncrunching the numbers for the Big Picture, the less experience it\nhas. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t“Out\nof the mouths of babes” is an old truism, and the theater of\nthe absurd can sometimes be compared to the comedy-drama of\nGoldilocks, Stone Soup, Mobile Tongues, Frozen Bear Mites, and\nFlaming Meat Popsicles. At times, our subconscious mind may appear to\nbe totally random, resembling a thousand super-balls bouncing around\nan echo chamber, and is the celebrated source of creative insights,\nas well as infamous for brain farts, lending it a dual advantage over\nless efficient and less creative hard-wired reactionary behavior. An\nanimal such as a bear, may not comprehend in the slightest why we are\njumping up and down and screaming as if we’ve got rabies and,\nif we are lucky, may simply run the other way, acknowledging it has\nno clue as to what the hell is going on, and is in no rush to find\nout. There’s a great video of a woman chasing a full grown\nbrown bear out of her garage with a broom, scolding it and, once,\neven hitting it on the nose as if it were a puppy. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tApparently,\nthe bear recognized the behavior, and also recognized it was out of\nits depth, but I don’t recommend trying this at home. A similar\nencounter was video taped between a 60lb wolverine that confronted a\ngrizzly bear. A grizzly can weigh over 800lbs and break an antelope’s\nback with one swipe of their paw, but the little wolverine was so\ninsanely aggressive, the bear just turned around and walked away,\nshaking his head in disbelief. Like the myth of the Big Bad Wolf,\nwolverines are actually famous for being playful among themselves,\nwhich may help them to be more convincingly aggressive in such\nencounters. Five, out of possibly nine, rather large neural networks\nresponsible for all this intricate pattern matching have been imaged\ncovering one lateral side of the cerebellum, and are currently being\ndocumented, as is the fact we now have physical evidence, that our\nconscious thoughts emerge from our emotions, indicating a\nself-organizing and self-correcting systems logic is at work, between\nthe conscious and unconscious mind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tConversely,\nsingle cell organisms obey what is known as “quorum sensing”\nwhere their behavior changes much more rigidly according to how many\nof them congregate in one location, and how much food is available,\nas if they express an organic version of Boyle’s Law or, again,\nresemble “The Blob That Ate NYC!” Nevertheless, bacteria\nalso exhibit swarm behavior and can communicate with the most\ndistantly related cousins half way around the world, by using pattern\nmatching to create their own versions of “translators”\nbecause, knowing nothing, they automatically know how to speak the\nsame language, by merely obeying the same thermodynamics. Recent\nexperiments have confirmed that bacteria sometimes use the upper\natmosphere and jet stream to travel all around the world, so it helps\nto be able to learn foreign languages. The language of mama nature is\nbased on paying it forward whenever possible and, on a hunch, an\nexperienced researcher once bonded with wild turkeys he hatched,\nabsorbing their language through osmosis, and was treated as the odd\nbrother in the bunch, with even turkeys having enough brains to\nnotice something’s missing from this picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEvery\ncontext requiring a significant amount of content, ensures that the\nsmallest detail can be a discerning clue while, the behavior of\nchickens and that of the tiniest of infants is not significantly\ndifferent from that of their individual neurons, suggesting they\nshare a common neotenic emotional-logic, or syntax and recursive\narchitecture, which are intrinsic to the symmetry of nature. Among\nother things, this could explain how animals recognize infants of any\nspecies and clearly recognize their own reflection, more often than\nanyone predicted, and supports the view that, to some extent,\neverything resembles a singularity expressing particle-wave duality.\nThe octopus has a distributed brain architecture, with many of its\nneurons in its eight arms, and sees the world with its skin as well\nas its eyes, empowering it to instantly adopt any camouflage, which\nshould also reflect the four fold supersymmetry of Standard theory,\nand the recursion in the principle of identity. People have a five\nfold bilateral symmetry, and the Octopus should embody more of the\nhumble Mandelbrot pattern, that expresses a simple-but-vague\nwave-like symmetry, and humanity a much more striking and very\nclassical appearing Fractal Dragon, but with each expressing a\nsignificant amount of each other’s dominant fractal patterns.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nconscious mind normally represents the drama and narrative of our\npersonal lives, and the unconscious our more vague dreams and\nemotions that connect us intimately to the very cells of our own\nbodies and the world around us. Emotions appear to walk the line\nbetween reality and the dream, and there should be four rudimentary\noverlapping subtypes of consciousness, with the octopus representing\nthe most vague, dream-like, alien, and difficult to categorize and\ncomprehend, and should also express more of how living organisms are\nintimately connected to their environment over vast scales and\nmagnitudes. An octopus may literally inhabit its own skin more, due\nto its distributed brain architecture and particle-wave duality,\nlending it a very different perspective on the world, but they’re\nhighly intelligent and recognize their own reflection in a mirror.\nSlime mold has turned out to leverage its own geometry as a sort of\nprimitive computer for navigation, suggesting the octopus may\nleverage its own geometry, and could illustrate where our own mind\nand body meet in harmony, or not. Deep sea bacteria have proven to be\ninvisible to the human immune system, indicating that our immune\nsystem can be thought of as actively socializing with our\nenvironment, and not merely fighting off infections, but expresses\nmore reactionary behavior as the default decision making process, or\nwhat might also be described as a survival reflex in a crowd of\nbillions. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBaby\npeeps will huddle for warmth and, if it gets cold, they will often\ncrush whoever is in the middle to death, and our immune system\nresembles Three Stooges slapstick that any toddler can identify with.\nAnd, can easily become our own worst enemy, especially whenever it\nclings to past memories, because it reflects how the cells of our\nbodies fundamentally attempt to socialize with each other and\neverything in their environment, according to symmetry, harmony, and\nMonty Carlo statistics. Listening to the quiet chatter of a crowd of\nbillions, keeps our neurons flexible, and gives them a little\nexercise, attempting to decide what is worth ignoring. Frequently,\nthe best our cells can manage is a clumsy manner resembling that of a\nchild struggling to cope with having to fill the roll of bouncer in a\nnight club, or the teacher on the playground. Our immune system has\nits own version of the cavalry it sends in first, with the latest\nresearch confirming the long held suspicion among biologists, that a\nwoman’s immune system also determines when a sperm can fertilize an\negg. Similar to our reflex to pull our hand back if we touch\nsomething like a hot stove, our immune system relies more on reflex\nand Three Stooges slapstick, but our immune system is intimately\nintegrated into our brain and, sometimes, determines what the\nconscious mind is allowed to be aware of, much less, decide.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThree\nStooges slapstick demands that for every action there must be an\nequal but opposite reaction, and you could say every cell has to draw\nthe line in the sand somewhere, with the smell of rotting meat, for\nexample, eliciting disgust, as if our immune system is informing us\nin no uncertain terms that, no matter how hungry you might be, don’t\neven go near it, or I’ll make you throw up. A typical response of\nvictims of a fatal head injury, is to retreat into the nearest corner\nand attack anything living that approaches them. Their behavior\nreflects the fact their neurons are struggling to use a more brute\nforce Three Stooges approach to problem solving, including how they\ncan simultaneously reorganize for triage, deciding in all the chaos\nwhich among them to attempt to save, and illustrates how our bodies\nand immune system are quite familiar with multitasking Three Stooges\nslapstick, with our frontal lobes proving capable of handling, at\nbest, four things at once and, poorly at that. Organizing in pecking\norders is as simple as it gets, making it the default decision making\nprocess for survival purposes, but a default that struggles to pay it\nforward, which is necessary for any organism to thrive in the long\nrun. The immune system and reproductive system display a similar\nrecursive particle-wave architecture, where they meet in the brain in\nparticular, and can be considered yin and yang. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\nexample, our gut bacteria are acquired from our environment, with\ntheir only real interest being in finding free food and a place to\nhang out, but there’s an enormous variety of them, and they have\ntheir own immune system to help them maintain order among their\nranks, which can change dramatically by simply moving to a different\nlocation. However, all these immune systems rely heavily on the same\nessential pattern matching and, eventually, merge with our\nreproductive system, within the brain in particular. A mongoose will\nsometimes become confused in the dark, and attempt to mate with its\nprey, because it uses similar patterns for both eating and sex and,\nobviously, its brain places a high priority on both. Russian\nresearchers have bred domesticated foxes, and were surprised to\ndiscover that breeding foxes to be more aggressive produces the same\nincrease in size and changes to their brains as domestication,\nindicating that the brain and immune system are trading roles, and\ndeciding between them how reactionary our behavior becomes. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOur\nneurons memorize everything in the same step in which they process\ndata, and our immune system relies more on memory, meaning that\nwhether we are relying more upon reactionary behavior, or socializing\nmore often, we can require the same number of neurons. By the brains\nof the foxes being capable of both increased social and anti-social\nbehavior, the different breeds retain the ability to adapt better to\ntheir environment. Neither a domesticated fox nor a particularly\naggressive breed is well adapted to their environmental niche, and\ntheir brains are likely as small as they normally are because larger\nbrains don’t particularly promote their species thriving, and they\nhave no real need to become either especially aggressive or social,\nanymore than a squirrel might, and simply retain the ability to adapt\nfaster to their niche.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t"Pinkie\nand the Brain" is a cartoon that illustrates this same issue,\nwith laboratory bred genetically enhanced mice being sometimes more\nintelligent, aggressive, and social or anti-social, but failing to\nsuccessfully reproduce, much less, conquer the world. Biologists and\nothers have long and deeply pondered why it required so long for\nintelligent life to evolve, only to discover in recent years that\nalmost anything, including air pollution, can cause IQs to change\ndramatically and, along with how unreliable memories can be and the\nhigh error rates of the English language, past a certain point, your\nIQ doesn’t seem to make much of a difference, and can easily become\ncounterproductive. In general, people with more working memory save\nmore of their brain power for when its useful, and have somewhat\nhigher IQs in specific ways, but tend to be less creative. Pattern\nmatching ruling the universe, means the brain resembles a radio as\nmuch as a computer, and tunes itself to our environment, with our\nsubconscious mind and immune system sometimes deliberately\nsuppressing our conscious awareness and reactions, in favor of\npromoting more reactionary behavior, as if switching to a different\nradio station. Either the conscious mind provides for the needs of\nthe subconscious, and that of the body, or they can take a vote of\nno-confidence, and progressively withdraw support for the conscious\nmind having full access to either our memories or the decision making\nprocess.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tImitation\nis often said to be the highest form of flattery, and an octopus can\nbe said to be so amazing with camouflage, because it is “One”\nwith its environment, with its brain cells literally reaching out\nthrough its arms to embrace the world around it, and imitate it as\nclosely as possible. Due to the recursion in the principle of\nidentity, everything in nature should express their own independent\nidentities, and can also imitate everything else to various degrees,\nwith the octopus being of particular interest, because it has a high\ndegree of intelligence and, yet, can imitate its surroundings faster\nthan other animals, as if leveraging its ability to tune itself to\nits environment faster. The difference from our own five fold\nsymmetry should be especially pronounced in its immune system, which\nshould prove to be every bit as interesting as its brain and\nreproductive cycle, and provide yet another way to explore how they\ncan be thought of as socializing with their environment, trading\ntheir more humble symmetrical identities for greater flexibility,\nefficiency, and creativity. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAn\noctopus resembles a single cell organism, with a simple scalar\narchitecture, that is more dependent upon pressure gradients for its\nshape and functions, while humans have seven known brains, including\none in our skin, but the flora and fauna in our gut are acquired from\nour environment, and have already proven to influence the behavior of\nmice and small children. Likewise, the slightest electrical current\nacross the heart will cause it to send a signal to the brain for\nfear, sometimes resembling a fire alarm going off, indicating that\neven what we consider to be our own brains, and our own thoughts and\nemotions, remains context dependent. Biologists sometimes refer to\npeople as "super-organisms" similar to a coral wreath,\nwhich is as much a community of diverse life forms as it is a single\norganism. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPeople\nare obviously individuals but, also, walking ecosystems immersed\nwithin the greater ecology of Gaia, where a perfect parasite is\nimpossible, with everything evolving towards greater awareness,\nsymbiosis, creativity, and harmony. Research with ants and humans has\nconfirmed that tapeworms prevent inflammation from our immune system,\nand confer longevity on their hosts, as if our immune system is\nconstantly attempting to strike the best deal it can with whatever it\ncomes across, and tape worms have more to offer than other parasites.\nOf course, less common parasites can sometimes be deadly, yet promote\nnature’s diversity, with both illustrating how our cells rely more on\nBoyle’s Law and simple Monty Carlo statistics, with geometry,\nproximity, and even pressure gradients and electrostatic forces, all\nplaying a much larger role in their world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPresumably,\nour brain cells themselves organize around what’s missing from\nthis picture and obey thermodynamics, with our cerebellum being\nrather thin, but enormous, and with a ridiculous number of\nconnections, allowing for fatter heads and better thermodynamics.\nHumans additionally possess 200 sweat glands which uniquely empower\nus to run our prey into the dirt from heat exhaustion, even in the\nhot African sun and, then, cause them to faint from the smell.\nMeaning, thermodynamics alone could possibly explain the evolution of\nsex, fire, and the wheel, as well as, the rat race, deodorants, and\nhuman consciousness itself, as if the universe is full of hot air,\nand everything exists merely to ventilate all the hot air faster. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nvast majority of our universe is about as empty as it gets, while the\nvisible universe is constantly radiating energy out into nothing, and\nthe super clusters of galaxies can be compared to radiators, that are\nnicely spaced out. A computer simulation indicated the evolution of\nthe universe has been extremely regular, with local pockets of\nspace-time around super clusters expanding and contracting in a\nconcordant fashion, like a good radiator. Several individuals have\nconfided to me that they believe the evolution of intelligent life is\nfor the sole purpose of reproducing the DNA of common viruses, but a\nblack hole’s event horizon can be compared to a toddler tasting\neverything they come across and, according to the thermodynamic\nevidence, viruses may have evolved to promote intelligent life, for\nthe sole purpose of producing Global Warming, in order to pump all\nthe hot air faster, along with any Flaming Meat Popsicles and\nExploding Bear Mites From Space! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLogic\nis great for adding details and indispensable for correcting errors\nand, sometimes, can even be used as an effective brute force Three\nStooges approach to problem solving, nonetheless, the enigmas we\nnormally encounter in life, can almost always be sorted out in very\nmuch the same manner as anyone might assemble a jig-saw puzzle, using\na humble systems logic a child can comprehend, beginning with\n"Framing The Big Picture". Typically, the outside edge\npieces in a jig-saw puzzle are much more humble, with one flat side,\nmaking them more useful when you first start to assemble the puzzle,\njust as exploring the overall shape of something can be an easy first\nstep towards figuring out whatever it might happen to be. Bullshit\nfuzzy logic expresses four rudimentary overlapping emotional-logics\nthat are context dependent for their meaning and expression, which I\ncover as I go along.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMetaphorically\nspeaking, the laws of physics themselves reflect our own mortal\nfallibility, and resemble the mind of a three year old telling her\nstory, with all the beauty and complexity of our universe emerging\nfrom mama nature’s humble simplicity, and lowbrow slapstick.\nEven whether our universe is metaphorical or allegorical is a\nnonsense question, when it is both, reflecting our own conscious and\nunconscious minds. The paradox of our existence demands that each\nmust decide for themselves how much meaning any of the metaphors we\nencounter in life have, but three year old’s don’t make clear\ndistinctions between what is beautiful and funny, what makes sense\nand doesn’t. Ensuring that the beauty of life naively revolves\naround what’s missing from this picture, which can more often\nmake all the difference in the world, precisely because mama nature’s\nnumber one house party rule is to keep paying it forward sucker, and\nplay nice, or else! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEverything\nmaking every bit as much sense as it doesn’t, means mama nature\nand the Collective Unconscious come with their own extensive user\nmanuals and complete tutorials, however, a paradoxical version of\nOccam’s Razor applies to everything and you have to be careful\nwhat you wish for, because the simplest workable explanation can be\nall the more tempting and convincing and, sometimes, the cure can be\nworse than the disease! Both wealth and knowledge can more easily\nbecome a curse, yet everything always works out for the universe as a\nwhole, if not for Goldilocks herself, who learned her lesson the hard\nway on "The Playground of Life", and there’s more of\nGoldilocks in all of us, than many among us will ever care to admit.\nThe universe can be considered totally random or utterly fated,\nunited, divided, magical, causal, a simulation, God farting, the\nMatrix, a giant virus, Boltzmann’s Brain, or the jar it floats in,\nPee Wee Herman’s Playhouse, or whatever you might happen to prefer,\nbut we ourselves appear to have limited freedom within the infinite\nsea to create our own local reality and dreams, making the\nself-evident truth and what is demonstrable both paramount, whenever\nattempting to identify or communicate anything meaningful. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tContrary\nto Noam Chomsky’s ideas, grammar has turned out to be related\nto the proximity of syntax within the brain, and children acquire\ngrammar the hard way, by crunching the numbers, while the English\nlanguage appears to have two distinct grammars, one vague and one\nexplicit, that compensate for rather high error rates. That’s\nnot to suggest that Chomsky was totally wrong, but that academia is\noften self-defeating, with most still failing to even teach a child\nhow to use a stupid dictionary, and promoting mob mentality as\ngenuine culture, then complaining about bullies, and the lowly\npeasants lacking all common sense and good taste, storming the palace\nwith knives and pitch forks for cheap thrills. Thanks, in no small\npart, to militant atheists demanding the right to make up any\nnonsense words and definitions they happen to prefer, academic\nphilosophy and linguistic analysis are still in the dark ages, but\nthat’s what makes academia such an exciting market to develop! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLinguistic\nanalysis without a sense of humor is guaranteed to produce Three\nStooges slapstick, making it crucial to develop Bullshit Linguistic\nAnalysis within the public domain and private sector, using\nmathematical formulas like this one, that can easily be automated in\na million ways, and give academics something entirely new to think\nabout. These days, a popular suspicion among the geeks is that a\nsingle algorithm rules the universe, and you can use the mathematics\nin this book, to predict pies-in-the-face for any algorithm they use,\nand encourage the idiots to believe whatever the hell they want. You\ncould even write the book on how the ancient long lost algorithms and\nmemes that rule the universe, are located somewhere in the Bermuda\nTriangle…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tContrary\nto decades of medical conventional wisdom, the immune system occupies\nthe skull and the meninges, surrounding the brain, and feeds the\nbrain hormones, as if the immune system regulates the brain, while\ngrammar appears to be both acquired and intrinsic, is related to our\nimmune and reproductive systems, and expresses its own particle-wave\nduality as syntax. What is intrinsic to life largely remains part of\nthe vague background that more subtly influences our emotions, while\nthe acquired consists of all of the more explicit content. For\nexample, the Chinese language uses more parts of the brain and, thus,\nmore syntax that can express subtle distinctions that classic logic\nsimply cannot account for, and that cannot be expressed in English.\nClassic logic falls apart in any extreme, if nothing else, becoming\noutrageously inefficient, thus, ensuring that traditional academic\nlinguistic analysis cannot even come close to actually describing\nhumor, much less, the real world. Chomsky has been called “The\nvoice of reason”, but his argumentative style is akin to an\nintellectual version of professional wrestling, and he’s acquired a\nfollowing of militant atheists that resembles any other cult of\npersonality, spouting endless rhetoric and, with academics in\nparticular, you have to avoid drinking the Kool-Aid, because they’re\nfrequently way too smart for their own good, and refuse to discuss\nsuch issues like adults.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tProviding\nan additional explanation for why Chomsky’s ideas have met with so\nlittle opposition in the hallowed halls, despite never quite fitting\nall the evidence, because being open minded and examining the Big\nPicture are not what academia is famous for although, admittedly, for\nclueless idiots who still insist Scientific Positivism is scientific,\nthey try harder than most. Militant atheists and other intellectual\nThree Stooges struggle with the concept of an oxymoron, and someone\nshould survey their use of language to see just how many complete\ncontradictions they claim are scientific. Whenever they can get away\nwith it, academics contradict themselves at the drop of a hat with\nimpunity, then act indignant the minute you point out they are\ncontradicting themselves. Which is why the Pentagon and private\ncorporations have invested a sizable fortune in computers and AI to\nreplace most of these militant atheists with, who like to brag about\nhow invaluable they are, to the very same societies they so harshly\ncriticize, and insist need to be censored.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tGood\nhelp with a green card is so hard to find these days, and it’ll\nbe decades before they can replace them all, while the truth remains\nthe playground of billionaires, and far too rich for my blood, so I\ndecided to give them everything I know, all at once, and see if they\nkill themselves any faster, or learn how to share their words and\nplay nice, but I’m not holding my breath. Hopefully, if I give them\nwhat they keep demanding, they will leave my Rainbow Family alone to\nwrite our stupid poetry in peace. They think money, guns, and AI are\nthe future, but they have no clue what awaits them, when they\nconfront mama nature! Dying is never to be confused with freedom and,\neither the truth can set us free, or it is to be avoided at all\ncosts, and left for the billionaires to play with, and Wall Street\nlawyers to decide. Since I am the only one I know of in my Rainbow\nFamily who can write this book, I give them as complete a description\nas I can of all the analog logic required to kill themselves faster,\nor to learn how to share their words and play nice, and leave the\nchoice up to them. Knowing, everybody wants to rule the world, but\nmoney rules the world, and all roads lead back to mama nature, who\ncan teach anyone the meaning of humility.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tInfants\nas young as eight months have already been documented as possessing\nthe rudiments of grammar, while English is biased towards dualistic\ncausal perspectives, and the only way to appreciate this more fully\nis to examine it using contextual vagueness. Much to my surprise, the\nfirst time I attempted to extrapolate poetry from the Tao Te Ching, I\ncracked its analog logic wide open like a walnut, and fried my brain.\nBillions of people consider the book to be the most enigmatic and\nunfathomable text ever written, and even the possibly that it could\never make sense to anyone is widely considered flat-out insane.\nNonetheless, two of my poems, “Cartoon Logic” and “Happy\nIdiots”, describe the two grammars in terms of syntax, making\nit possible for anyone to use them to interpret up to 83% of anything\nI write, in more traditional Western causal terms, while catching a\nglimpse of how the English language can also be viewed as the\nconscious mind, skeptically rejecting its own implied Bullshit Fuzzy\nLogic. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tApplying\na potty mouth lexicon to the Tao Te Ching requires about four hours,\nand I’ve seen others attempt to arbitrarily apply a potty mouth\nlexicon before, only to generate meaningless word salad. The\ndifference was that I had studied multiple versions of the text\nextensively for decades, studied with other students and masters for\nmany years, and had spent many more years devising my own home-brewed\nversion of “Bullshit Linguistic Analysis” using the\nvaguest of the first three or four most popular definitions, for\nalmost any word in the dictionary. However, my intention was not to\ncrack the analog logic of the Tao Te Ching, but to expand upon\nWittgenstein’s linguistic analysis, by emphasizing authenticity\nover knowledge. Like I said, I’m stubborn, and it was obvious\nto me that Wittgenstein didn’t take it far enough, and\nacademics never would because, guilty feet ain’t got no rhythm.\nHaving reached a complete dead-end in a year long effort to expand\nupon Wittgenstein, wasting a few hours playing around with the Tao Te\nChing was a last ditch effort on my part, hoping to gain the\nslightest insight into how to proceed with Wittgenstein. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAlthough\nI must admit I like Chinese food, know quite a few Chinese people,\nlove Kung Fu flicks, and happen to know a fair amount about the\nChinese, the analog logic of the Tao Te Ching is all that has ever\ninterested me about Taoism, I don’t speak Chinese, have never\nbeen to Asia, don’t have a yin-yang tattoo or own a copy of\n“The Tao of Pooh”, and I’ve never so much as taken\na Tai Chi class in my life. “Tao Te Ching” literally\ntranslates as “The Way of Ignorant Virtue” and,\nnaturally, I based my own potty mouth lexicon on the concept of\n“Ignorant Wisdom”, but the possibility that I might be\nthe first person in over 2,400 years to succeed in deciphering its\nanalog logic, had never occurred to me. I used the extremely lucid\nPeter Merel GNL interpolation of the text, available for free online,\nwhich contains three minor logic errors, that are easy to spot if\nyou’re good with the text, and I simply corrected for them. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAnybody\nwho writes our poetry will tell you its all about symmetry, and the\nonly requirement for writing Rainbow Warrior poetry is that you have\nto be masochistic enough to do all the editing while, in spite of my\nbrain damage, I can do a Rubic’s Cube in my head. In motion,\ncomplete with superimposing moving images, such as diagram arrows and\ndifferential gears, but its nowhere near as much fun as playing with\na real cube. Among other things, my brain damage left me with poor\nhearing and no sense of smell, and my vision compensates but, what I\ndidn’t know at the time, was that my brain damage makes me a sort of\nbiological computer for this sort of thing. Anyway, I recognized\nimmediately that I had accomplished the impossible, with only four\nserious logic errors, that would require at least a month to correct\nby extrapolating the first set of poems. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t\n There are over a hundred English language versions published and,\ntypically, Westerners prefer flowery romantic versions, and Asians\nprefer enigmatic mystical ones, while I had bumbled upon the\ndiscovery that potty mouth nursery rhymes can do the text more\njustice in English than anything else. Most are surprised at how\nlucid Merel’s interpolation is, but it is the mainstream which\ndemands the text be either cryptic or romantic and, the older the\ntext, the less cryptic and romantic they become. With guidance from\ntheir masters, Taoist monks often study the Tao Te Ching from early\nchildhood and, then, spend seven years on the average seeking\nenlightenment meditating in a cave, while I was a brain damaged\nhippie dippy, whose only interest in the subject was in gleaning the\nmyriad delightful hidden secrets behind its mindbogglingly convoluted\nanalog logic. Fortunately, I was neither a monk nor a scholar,\nbecause I had discovered the hard way that their mainstream\nWinnie-the-Pooh-You-Scrape-Off-Your-Shoes approach to the subject, is\nwhy they’ve made so little progress attempting to extrapolate\nit any further. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nChinese are so conservative, sometimes you’d swear they starch\ntheir underwear while saluting the flag, and they’re extremely\nfamily oriented, pun intended, which is why the Tao Te Ching that\neveryone is familiar with contains 81 short poems, but the set is\nincomplete and missing three “Lost Poems” which are\npornographic in Chinese. If Westerner’s seem to prefer Three\nStooges logic, Asians sometimes prefer Winnie-the-Pooh, but the\nancient Chinese secret is that Winnie-the-Pooh loves honey, and knows\nVictoria’s Secret. A recent examination of the text confirmed\nthat, like almost any classic work of art, it expresses a Fractal\nDragon equation, and the complete collection of 84 short poems is a\nminimalistic interpretation of the overall tome, which can be\nextrapolated out to no less than 4,430 poems total, which I estimate\nshould easily be well over 10,000 pages long. Taoism is perhaps the\nmost popular philosophy in the world, and the seventh most popular\nreligion, nonetheless, several hundred of these poems should turn out\nto be explicitly pornographic and, quite often, these should be ten\nto twenty pages long each. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHundreds\nof pages of mathematical mystical religious philosophical pornography\nbased on playground potty mouth nursery rhymes resembling the story\nof Goldilocks, Yogi Berra, Frank Zappa, Star Wars, Star Trek, the\nTwilight Zone, Alice in Wonderland, and the insatiable Winnie the\nPooh, is just too bizarre for even me to dwell upon for any length of\ntime and, after 2,400 years, there are only 200 known poems in\nexistence which have been extrapolated from the text, that are widely\nrecognized as being, more or less, word perfect and complete. In\nspite of all the insanity, some of these poems are gorgeous, and I’ve\nhad women beg me to write more sexy poems, only to have to inform\nthem its all math to me, or Bullshit Fuzzy Logic and, sometimes, even\nI don’t know what a poem is supposed to be about for years. For\nexample, after studying the Tao Te Ching for the first few years, I\nrealized it was missing a poem near the beginning of the text, that\ncould shed an enormous amount of light on the rest, but it required\ndecades for me to figure out the poem was about Cartoon Logic. Our\npoems say whatever the hell they want to say, and you have to be\ncareful what you wish for when it comes to magical mathematical\npornographic potty mouth bullshit poetry older than monuments, that\nthe computers are about to spit out by the thousands! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n \tAnyway,\na month later, once I had managed to extrapolate the first crude set\nof 84 poems using my own home-brewed bullshit lexicon, and linguistic\nanalysis of Ignorant Wisdom, it was easy to confirm that the reason\nfor all the pornography and confusion, is that Oneness Poetry in\ngeneral is derived from potty mouth nursery rhymes, that are older\nthan monuments, and still being reinvented for the first time by\nlittle kids everywhere. Rainbow Warrior poems say everything and\nnothing and, in that first moment of clarity, I realized that I had\nbumbled upon the secret behind the 12,000 year old Bagua, and was the\nfirst person in modern times to discover that potty mouth nursery\nrhymes provide the Rosetta Stone for assembling the story of Life,\nthe Universe, and Everything on the playground, based solely upon\ndemonstrables, the self-evident truth, and first principles. Thus,\nreconciling eastern and western philosophy, with a Bullshit Theory of\nEverything and Nothing, that can even explain quantum mechanics more\nparsimoniously. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOf\ncourse, it was the ancient Chinese blessing and curse, and I was all\ntoo aware that it would require well over a decade of hard work to\nextrapolate the complete bullshit logic, to the best of my ability,\nand that this was a one way trip down a rabbit hole, to where the\nbullshit flies in every direction, and never does see the light of\nday. But, some of these are the same potty mouth nursery rhymes that\nI’ve cherished since I was a small child, and billions of people read\nthe Tao Te Ching. Many of us who read and write these poems consider\nthem special, an integral part of our popular culture, sometimes\ntreating them similar to exotic pets that we cherish and breed\namongst ourselves, and commonly pass down to our children. So, I\nfigured, before the computers spit out all 4,430, and drive everybody\ninsane, an actual human being should be the first to write them down,\nand try to explain them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBelieve\nit or not, my words are mathematical, as well as magical, and tell me\nwhat to write, and not the other way around, and mama nature gets all\nthe blame for anything I write! Anyone who writes our poems will tell\nyou its flat out impossible to make them say anything they just\ndon’t, because their mathematics alone will throw anyone’s\ncrap right back in their face, but we usually prefer to allow people\nto discover that simple fact on their own which, normally, takes less\nthan three years or so. Fortunately, every time I think I’ve\ngot it right, it turns out I’m wrong, so it all works out\neventually, I think. For example, sometimes the words I type will\nliterally change themselves, but only if the word they substitute is\none I like way better than the original one I typed, and mama nature\nonce crashed six computers in a row on me, just to get the point\nacross as to who is in charge of what I can do on a computer, and\nthat she’s not impressed with temper tantrums. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIt\ndoesn’t matter what computer I use, mama nature decides what web\npages I can visit, what I can click on, who I can talk to, and what I\ncan write, online or offline, but almost anything I read, or anything\nanybody says to me in person, even if they spout gibberish along the\nlines of Dr Seuss, always provides insight into whatever I’m working\non at the time for my book and, more than once, I’ve thanked online\ntrolls for helping me work on my linguistic analysis. Some might\nthink I’m being modest, but there’s no way in hell I could ever write\nthis book without mama nature’s help, and she gets most of the credit\nfor the aesthetics as well, while I’m just a hack, an unpaid office\ndrone who collates all the data, and gets blamed by crazy Babylonians\nfor daring to use a dictionary, mathematics, and playground potty\nmouth nursery rhymes that don’t flatter them. The famous song writer\nJohn Prine claimed its all about editing, and John Brunner was a\nscience fiction hack after my own heart, who wrote perhaps a hundred\nbooks that all played around with maybe a dozen themes, with each new\nbook merely shuffling around many of the same themes in new ways but,\nout of all those books, a dozen are considered classics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHe\nknew those themes had something important to say to him and, you\ncould say, I’m not actually writing this book, so much as simply\ncollating the data, sometimes down to the last syllable, because\nevery word is mathematical, and I’m really more interested in\nfiguring out what’s missing from this picture than what it contains,\nwhich is how I discover new content. If I want to know my own\nthoughts, I certainly don’t have to write them down, and its much\nmore interesting to me to see what anything I write has to say for\nitself. My advantage over both Prine and Brunner, is that I can edit\nin higher dimensions, working 10-20x faster than average but, trust\nme, you really don’t want to know how sausages are made. Metaphors\ncan be outrageously more efficient to use than logic, but the time is\njust never what you think it is in a singularity, and anything I\nwrite is never done, and I merely get to the point where I can’t\nimprove upon it anymore, while extrapolating the language of mama\nnature from first principles, is not a job that I would wish on my\nworst enemy. Every Rainbow Warrior who writes our poetry agrees, if\nanyone can make our Bullshit Poems say anything they just don’t, then\nthey assume they can also walk on water.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nsaving grace is, being able to work out the physics empowers me to\nimprove upon the linguistics and everything else, because they all\nshare the same recursive analog logic, making the process akin to\nmerely assembling a giant word puzzle, but one that would intimate\nthe New York Times editor, because you have to retrodict "Life,\nthe Universe, and Everything". More or less, I had to perform\nthe equivalent of rewriting this entire book, and every poem in it,\nfrom beginning to end at least five times, with each version making\nperfect sense in its own rite, once going eight months without a clue\nas to what anything I was writing was leading up to, frequently\nrewriting everything, and even switching fonts repeatedly, all for\nthe sole purpose of getting the symmetry correct, in order to provide\nthe most humble and elegant expression possible. Think of a puzzle so\nenormous, you have to spend at least fifteen years just familiarizing\nyourself as to how to begin to assemble such a puzzle, then another\nfifteen years shuffling all the pieces around, just to get a glimpse\nof what its actually supposed to look like. In my case, I not only\nknew how to assemble the puzzle, which is as much geometry as\nanything else, but how to logically dissect it, as if it were merely\na frog in biology.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nonly way I can write anything, is if I assume I have little or no\nclue what its all leading up to, and just follow the analog logic,\nwhich can only be absorbed through attrition and osmosis, requiring\nat least fifteen years of study. It required nine months just to\ncollect half the metaphors, and well over a decade to get most of the\nlinguistics straightened out, so I could begin to explore the physics\nin earnest. If I need any new metaphors or research, mama nature\nprovides them on a daily basis, and says she wants me to make her\nlook pretty, but she’ll sometimes throw data at me as fast as I can\ngo, for as long as I can keep it up, with nine months being my\nrecord. A quarter of the poems I’ve written were 10-20 pages long,\nand I threw them out along with half the chapters, as unnecessary to\nbore people with, but I had to write them in order to collect the\nnecessary analog logic to write shorter poems and chapters, that can\nsay more in fewer words. Sometimes, we encourage newbies to try and\nfigure out where the kitchen sink goes in our poetry, but its a snipe\nhunt. The sink can be found in the poem, "All She Wants To Do Is\nDance!" And, Don Henley gets all the credit for finding both the\ntoilet and the kitchen sink.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tInfantile\nmystical magical mathematical pornographic bullshit poetry that\nexpresses both modern physics and linguistics is, understandably,\nextremely difficult for outsiders to comprehend but, believe it or\nnot, most of what I cover in this book are subjects that many of my\nfriends enjoy discussing late into the night around the fire, and I\nwrite this book for all of you clowns, who know damned well who you\nare, and this book means all debts are paid! Lilu was the only idiot\nstupid enough to ask to be included in the credits, and shares credit\nwith mama nature. So, Steal This Book if you can find a copy in a\ncommunist bookstore, and hide it from the kids. Asians and hippies\ntypically have a love affair with metaphors, and writing this kind of\nbook is similar to assembling a giant fractal jig-saw puzzle that you\nmust first study how to assemble for decades, just to be sure you\nhave a chance of coming anywhere near finishing one within your\nlifetime. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAbout\nthe only thing that anybody I’ve ever met has known about the plot\nbehind our poetry, is that it vaguely resembles Winnie the Pooh,\nGoldilocks, Frank Zappa, Shakespeare, Sesame Street, “Its a\nMad, Mad, Mad, Mad World”, “Star Trek”, “Star\nWars”, “Alice in Wonderland”, “The Wizard of\nOz”, and “The Tower of Babel”. However, the Tao Te\nChing was clearly the inspiration for a classic Chinese fairytale\nabout a dragon with a hidden treasure, and the Stairway to Heaven,\nwhich is an actual set of stairs in China, that traverse a narrow\nmountain pass. Together, the chapters and poetry of this book express\nits particle-wave duality, its maddeningly vacuous infantile logic,\nwhich must be every bit as humble as it is complex, empowering humble\njokes to express how beauty and humor, logic and nonsense, are\ncontext dependent, with humor being less abstract and requiring more\nauthenticity. We require abstract logic in order to determine if\nanything is funny, or makes no damned sense, and we require at least\na vague sense of humor in order to determine if logic is funny, or\nlow in meaningful content in the current situation. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLogic\nis our pretense that life makes sense, which only works as often as\nit does because mama nature insists that everybody pay it forward,\nwhile having a sense of humor is how we become aware of when logic\nonly superficially appears to make sense, and provides one way in\nwhich our conscious and unconscious minds can reconcile their\ndifferences. I cover more of the sociology and psychology in other\nchapters, but the more resolutely we insist that life must make\nsense, the less sense life can make, while the more we accept that\nlife ultimately makes no damned sense, the more practical sense it\ncan make, and the issue is not so much whether we can make more sense\nout of life, but that life is for the living, and not merely about\nsolving puzzles. For many, much of what I write about in this book\nwill be difficult to believe, and I urge them to explore the\nsociological evidence in particular, and decide for themselves, but\nexploring the implications of instant karma is what this book is all\nabout. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nthe name of scientific objectivity, growth, and progress, academia is\nstill vehemently arguing that time is money, just another machine you\nput to work for you, and our universe isn’t magical. As far as most\nacademics are concerned, even the possibility that humor and magic\ncan describe logic and causality better than vice versa is anathema.\nWith the invention of formal logic, they’ve been systematically\nsuppressing their own evidence for instant karma for the last 2,000\nyears and, increasingly, adopting a stance of "See no evil, hear\nno evil, speak no evil" as the only remaining viable alternative\nto using a stupid dictionary. All too predictably, despite people\nbeing social animals, and written language being 5,000 years old, the\nlinguistic and sociological evidence have lagged far behind that of\nthe physical sciences, but are about to catch up with a vengeance,\nand bite modern philosophy, physics, and psychology in the ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWe\nperceive objects in our immediate environment as being more real and\nconcrete, not because they’re more logical or real, but because it\nusually makes sense to assume they’re more real, unless you happen to\nbe visiting a carnival Fun House. Even the cells of our bodies\ncomprehend to some extent that some things are just bullshit its\nusually best to ignore, explaining laughter and being ticklish as\ntypes of feedback loops related to how our cells organize, and\ncollectively focus their attention, because its impossible for us to\nfocus on both the context and its contents simultaneously. Playfully\nchattering noisily among themselves, our nerves and neurons keep\nbouncing back and forth between the two, comparing what’s\nmissing from this picture with what it contains, searching for subtle\ndistinctions, and the next punch line, and explaining why its\nimpossible to tickle yourself, or tickle your own fancy, as being\nsimilar to attempting to explain a joke, and taking all the fun out\nof it.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tYou\nlive, you learn, which is why there are times we only wish we could\nforget, and even our neurons routinely decide for themselves, exactly\nwhat memories they can live without, and what they might prefer to\nfocus on next. Symmetry is everything in systems logics and, if life\nis comparable to a giant gestalt beyond human imagination, it is\nequally humble and elegant, funny and beautiful, tacky and tasteful\nwhich, of course, is what keeps life interesting. The systems logic\nat work between the conscious and unconscious mind can be compared to\na game of “Sock-Puppet-Peek-a-Boo” with our subconscious\nmind merely doing what it knows how to do, randomly playing around\nwith patterns in a frequently infantile manner, yet the whole always\nremains far greater than any mere sum of parts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAn\neasy way to conceptualize how the two grammars work, is that one\nfrequently provides a humorous, sometimes tongue-in-cheek, playful\ndescription of the Big Picture, while the other plays devil’s\nadvocate, skeptically questioning everything, similar to the\nstraight-man in a two man comedy act. Goldilocks is every adorable\ntoddler and puppy that wants to run out in the middle of busy\ntraffic, and our skeptical conscious mind evolved to stop them, but\nthe two constantly exchange identities, due to the whole game still\nultimately being based on our unconscious game of\nsock-puppet-peek-a-boo. The subconscious can also be compared to a\nsmall child playing with dolls, and attempting to figure out what is\nworth ignoring when they grow up. At any given time our conscious\nmind can be entirely unaware that the game relies heavily upon the\nsame error prone Monty Carlo statistics required to win more often on\nLet’s Make a Deal but, as confusing as any situation might\nbecome, there ain’t nobody home but us chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhy\ngrow old, when you can be forever young? The answer to the Liar’s\nParadox, is that it will transform into the Sorites Heap Paradox, and\nvice versa, expressing particle-wave duality in everything, while the\nUltimate Truth is that the bullshit that can be spoken of is not the\nenduring bullshit, or “What was the question?” Ultimate\nreality has moved to La-La Land, and the researchers were puzzled by\ntheir results resembling the Liar’s Paradox, implying that the\nBig Bang is a Big Lie, and existence as we know it had no original\ncause, while the humor of the scientists expresses the contextual\nvagueness of the Sorites Heap Paradox begging the question of when to\ncall a pile of sand a “heap” of sand, bullshit bullshit,\nand bringing up the additional questions of when anything is\nconsidered funny or serious, vague or explicit, insulting or\nflattering. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSocrates\nbelieved in the memory of God, whom none may look upon and remember\nin all his glory, and the Ultimate Truth for mere mortals like\nourselves, is that we may only appreciate the greater truth more\nfully, by embodying our own personal truth. Whenever we venture forth\non faith and personal integrity alone, no longer bothering to draw\nany clear distinctions between who we are and what we are doing,\nbecoming ever greater harmonious self-actualized poetry in motion as\nwe live our dreams… Of course, without necessarily abandoning our\nbrain on the side of the road! The resulting magical\nGoldilocks-Murphy universe vaguely resembles Jim Henson’s “The\nDark Crystal” and extrapolates Bertram Maslow’s famous\n“Hierarchy of Needs” into a “Rainbow Spectrum of\nDesires”, and combines everything within the Jungian Collective\nUnconscious, which I cover as I go along but, for now, suffice it to\nsay that authenticity, spirituality, and humor, are the indivisible\n“complimentary-opposites” of knowledge, beauty, and\nreason, which frequently attempt to deny their existence and\nvalidity. Thankfully, the more stupid any slapstick, the more elegant\nit can also become because, without its saving graces, life as we\nknow it would be impossible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhenever\nanyone asks my opinion, I tell them reality can be considered\nsomething external to ourselves that persists even after we leave the\nroom and, paradoxically, something we also just make up in our heads,\nbecause any humanly conceivable reality will always fall apart in\nextreme situations, and reality remains stranger than fiction, no\nmatter how good a writer you are. People tend to go cross-eyed when I\nsay that, but its impossible to imagine that we just make everything\nup in our heads, as anything more than a vague abstraction, while its\nequally impossible to prove reality can exist without observers and,\nalong with all the other modern evidence, suggests that reality is\ntruly stranger than fiction, and fiction just never was the same\nwithout reality. Quantum mechanics can be considered proof that\nwonder yet remains the beginning of all wisdom, and ignorant virtue\nits own reward, because reality will inevitably transform into\nfiction, whenever everything is Deja Vu all over again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nyou want to know the mind of God, a great place to begin is by\nlistening to our Goldilocks universe, which tells the story of our\nown mortal fallibility, and where reality meets the dream, somewhere\nin the Muppet Show Twilight Zone! Within our "Goldilocks\nMultiverse", a billion universes here, a billion there and,\npretty soon, you’re talking real universes but, according to a\ncentury of evidence, everything appears to express particle-wave\nduality, and reality itself is ultimately beyond all human\nimagination, not to mention, beyond all bounds of decency and good\ntaste! In reality, reality has a way of consistently fooling\neverybody and letting everyone down, so I tell people to get over it\nalready! \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tReality\njust never turns out to be exactly what you ordered and, as useful\nand important a concept as reality can be, like anything else, it can\nbe extremely counterproductive, and reality can be said to have no\ndemonstrable meaning or value outside of the context of our own\nmortal fallibility, nightmares and dreams. No matter how stridently\nyou insist that everything must make sense to you personally, or that\nbillions of idiots can’t be wrong, and the earth must be flat\nor whatever, nevertheless, it remains impossible to see the back of\nyour own head, or exactly how fat your own ass is, without at least a\nmirror. Of course, mirrors can lie, and mama nature’s complaint\ndepartment is a recording of laughter! Whenever everybody’s reality\nappears to be staged, and nobody can agree upon the definition of\nstupid, reality TV is a complete oxymoron. That’s not to say\nyou can’t change your reality but, sometimes, its just harder\nto accomplish and, if reality TV is your reality, you can always\nblame it on 42 being as good an explanation as any other, and being\nborn into a comedy club that never closes. The trick in life is to\nlearn how to laugh like a drooling idiot, about two years old. My\nfather would always chuckle and, as if I were Beaver Cleaver, he’d\nsay, “Without heart kid, ya got nothing!” Tribals like to\nsay, “The spark within can never die” and, if there are\nno simple answers in life and you can’t seem to find your\nheart, it has a way of finding you, along with the occasional\n"Episodic Invasion of the Flaming Meat Popsicles and Bear Mites\nFrom Space!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOne\nof the broader philosophical implications, is that it must be\npossible to view life as being every bit as simple as it is complex,\nas humble as it is elegant, laughable as it is serious, trivial as it\nis significant, and we must be every bit as unconscious and unaware\nas we are conscious and aware. Explaining why we have an entire\nspectrum of thoughts, emotions, consciousness, unconsciousness,\nnightmares, and dreams. Eternally graced by the all encompassing warm\nembrace of gravity’s resplendent rainbow, yet so easily overlooked in\nthis Great Big Universe, like a needle in a haystack, hidden deep\nwithin the unimaginably vast sweeping arms of the stately rotating\nMilky Way Galaxy, orbiting close to a rather average star in the\nmidst of a warm period, cast adrift upon the infinite sea on our tiny\nlife-raft planet earth, wandering forever Lost in Space, somewhere in\nthe Twilight Zone, sometimes becoming real dizzy spinning round and\nround in concentric circles, yet still safely ensconced and far\nremoved from any cataclysmic events such as the Big Bang, We Are The\nBelief Makers, Spirits in the Material World! Where dreamers all\nawaken to live their own nightmares and dreams because, of course, in\na magical Goldilocks universe, we are all born to fall on our butts!\nFalling on your ass gracefully counts for extra points, which is why\nanyone with a lick of sense knows that the meek shall inevitably\ninherit the earth, and the trick in life is to keep paying it forward\nsucker, and learn how to laugh at yourself as if you didn’t\nhave a care in the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEverything\nrevolving around what’s missing from this picture, means\nshadows all cast light, in the form of virtual particles, while\nignorance must lead to knowledge and, vice versa, knowledge must\ninevitably lead to ignorance. People attached to specific\nmetaphysical views tend to chase their own tails when they fail to\nsee that the universe can be humorously described using four\noverlapping pseudo-metaphysics and, sometimes, I encourage\nmetaphysicians to chase their own tails, hoping the light bulb will\neventually come on. For over a century now the evidence has steadily\nmounted that metaphysics are simply far too limited to describe the\nreal world, and the response of academics has been to reject their\nown dictionary, scream louder in protest, or spout complete nonsense,\nwhile shoving their noses deeper into cutting edge technology so\nexpensive, it costs more than most national budgets.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tConsider\nthe lilies of the field, they toil not, nor do the spin, but they\nstill grow them for funeral parlors. Hidden somewhere in the darker\ndepths of the murky unconscious, at an as yet undisclosed location,\nsomewhere between sense and nonsense, resides one Bob, "The\nDude", who yet abides at a safe remove from the chaos of life,\nposing for the cameras, deeply entrenched where nothing ever quite\nmakes perfect sense, and nothing is ever totally meaningless,\nsomewhere in La-La Land off Hollywood Blvd. Yet, enigmatically, no\nmatter how well he is received, nor how loud the applause, the number\nof tweets he receives, or how good the service, searching for what’s\nmissing from this picture under the spotlights never does manage to\nclarify a damned thing. Nonetheless, as we’ll soon see, even Lost in\nSpace somewhere in the Twilight Zone, everything always works out for\nthe universe as a whole, if not for The Dude himself. Quantum\nmechanics appear to require 8 dimensions and a singularity, or up to\n26 dimensions, to formulate properly using existing mathematics, and\nthe idea that anyone’s bullshit can describe that in any\nmeaningful causal terms is laughable. (Oooh Shiny!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tArthur\nC. Clark once romantically wrote that, “Any sufficiently\nadvanced technology is indistinguishable from magic” because\ncomedy was never his strong point, and this book explores how to\nautomate both humor and magic, and integrate them into our\ntechnologies, societies, economies, and ecologies, without having to\nrely on academia and the mainstream to get their shit together. The\nnatural world is so appealing to us because the more organic, humble,\nand elegantly complex anything becomes, the more magical, like a\nnewborn baby, but infants are also natural born comedians, because\nneither love nor magic ever did make a damned bit of sense.\nPoetically, if you want to call it poetry, it remains impossible to\nsee exactly how fat your own ass is without at least a mirror, for\nnone can appreciate the humor and beauty of their own soul like\nanother. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhen\nexamining what’s missing from this picture, symmetry and\nharmony are the central issues and, due to our internal game of\nSock-Puppet-Peek-a-Boo, and the enormous complexity of our\nenvironment, the illusion that a single set of causal metaphysics\napplies to everything is persistent, and only falls apart in extreme\nsituations, but these are rarely earth-shattering in our daily lives,\nand are typically easily dismissed and quickly forgotten. Every\nelectronics engineer I know has complained that it makes no damned\nsense whatsoever, that they have to account for electron holes moving\naround on chips without their electrons, but they’ve all turned\nme down flat every time I’ve offered to explain. Obviously,\nmost people only desire to hear and believe whatever they wish to\nhear and believe, in the name of common sense and science, expressing\ntheir own stubborn inertia. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nhallowed halls have known for over forty years that Sesame Street and\nthe UN have utterly failed in their mission to teach the public how\nto use a dictionary, share their words, and play nice on the\nplayground of life, but even admitting their failures can be widely\nviewed as a failure, and Big Bird should hang his head in shame. Its\ntotally pointless and even counter-productive to suggest to academics\nor the mainstream that Jim Henson was right, and newborn babies and\nquanta are both magically self-organizing, when a quarter of the\npopulation still insist the sun revolves around the earth, and the\nidiots are now claiming Big Bird is an evil commie plot, as they\nstorm the palace with knives and pitch forks, while militant atheists\nblame dictionaries and religion as the work of the devil. But, fear\nnot, academics have ingratiated themselves to their own governments\nand corporations to such an extent, that they are now poised to\nrapidly automate them out of existence. Extensive experiments have\nindicated that classrooms can easily be over 120 students if you use\ncomputers and, as I mentioned earlier, Natural Philosophy gains\nentirely new meaning when you realize the latest experiment indicates\nAI doesn’t require any silly laws of physics, and may prove capable\nof replacing every single scientist, by merely crunching the numbers.\nTheoretical Physics could soon become a branch of Theology, and\nrelocate to Vaudeville.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tApparently,\nEinstein spun his wheels for over a decade attempting to conquer\ntime, while Newton was ahead of his time, because he never did\ncomprehend time, or networking systems logic. You have to be careful\nwhat you wish for in a Goldilocks universe, and insisting that\neverything makes sense, means your job can be automated. A cloudy sky\ncan sometimes become perfectly clear in seconds, as if all the clouds\nsimply vanished into thin air, but is a known macroscopic quantum\neffect straight out of the Simpsons, that many might casually dismiss\nas having a mundane explanation. The US government recruited\nenthusiastic volunteer snipers, from among Native American trackers\nwho were all legends in their own time, only for everyone to be\nsurprised to discover the mojo was lost, the minute they cut off\ntheir hair. I’ve had people tell me they’ve experienced\ntime coming to a complete halt when a watched pot of water refused to\nboil, which is one of the better known common manifestations of\ninstant karma and, of course, hardly anybody ever believes them, and\nthey have no real clue what instant karma is. With the introduction\nof a theory of everything, the nightmare will finally be over, when\nthe machines can tell anyone anything they want to know, and modern\nacademia is reduced to just another religious minority, arguing over\nthe definition of stupid, and blaming everyone for destroying the\nworld, as they invent the latest and greatest iPhones, and weapons of\nmass destruction, and lobby congress to censor the internet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\nalmost a century, every leading physical theory that has lasted worth\na spit has incorporated yin-yang push-pull dynamics, but academia has\nturned their usual jaundiced eye towards systematically exploring the\nsubject, and doesn’t seem too excited about the prospects.\nRoughly half the planet has claimed since the dawn of agriculture\nthat time is not some sort of machine, as classic logic suggests, but\nthe truth and whatever you happen to believe can be extremely\ndangerous in Babylon, where the public still insists the only way to\npreserve their personal integrity, is by the government and\ncorporations they call evil lying to them for their own protection,\nwhich academia proudly supports. Of course, a classic example of\ninstant karma is when crap appears to follow you around on the\nhorizon or, worse still, mama nature makes a special point, of\npersonally reminding you that she can, and most certainly will, make\nyou live to regret some of your choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBizarrely,\ntwo strange women once mocked me online, for admitting when they\nasked, that I believe in Relativistic time dilation and, for all I\nknow, both of them believe the sun revolves around the earth, and\nwere practicing for an audition for a reality TV show. Sometimes,\npeople are curious and ask me questions about magic, but I always\ntell them magic is highly overrated and, with mama nature, you have\nto be careful what you wish for! The whole reason I’m writing this\nbook, is because neither magical mysticism nor modern science makes\nany damned sense out of the Big Picture that all the data suggests\nand, I figured, eventually some poor slob has to try to actually make\nmore sense out of all the crap! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMagic\ncan be described as synonymous with karma and the Collective\nUnconscious and, also, with virtual particles and nonlinear temporal\ndynamics, or what Leibniz described as the "Life-Force"\nanimating everything in the universe, and still emanating from the\nBig Bang. The complexity of the earth and moon’s composition and\ndynamics can be thought of as focusing Chi, or virtual particles,\nstill emanating from the Big Bang and the giant black hole in the\ncenter of the Milky Way Galaxy. Which makes magic mathematical and\nquantifiable as a science, but a statistical science closely related\nto quantum mechanics and our sense of humor, while mainstream\nacademia’s bias against both humor and magic could not be more\nblatant, and calling them objective on either subject is a stretch of\nthe imagination, when they can’t even teach a child how to use a\ndictionary, reject their own wisdom philosophies, and empirical\nevidence. This book, provides alternatives for anyone seeking light\nat the end of the tunnel, anyone who is sick and tired of waiting for\nacademics to actually start to use a dictionary, much less, save the\nworld from their own students.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOf\ncourse, since none of the idiots even knows how to use a dictionary,\nI had to retrodict Life, the Universe, and Everything the hard way,\nreinventing formal logic, physics, and linguistic analysis in the\nprocess, just to cut through all the bullshit, and had to study with\nthe Taoists who, more often than not, might as well take a vow of\nsilence for all the difference it makes in this world. If "The\nTao is Silent", its because nobody is listening baby, and you\nneed to take the hint. My Rainbow Warrior poetry has never let me\ndown, and I urge anyone interested in magic, sanity, or just living\nlonger, to blow up their fucking TV as a public health service, find\nnew ways to pay it forward more often, and pay more attention to\nwhat’s missing from this picture, because the well is truly\nbottomless, and anybody even mentioning the problem is quickly\nsilenced. Like a mud puddle, Babylonian bullshit is typically as\nshallow as it gets, merely promoting a culture of compulsive liars\nand playground lynch mobs all arguing over the definition of stupid\nand, sometimes, ready to kill each other, or storm the palace with\nknives and pitch forks just for cheap thrills, while bragging they\nhad the finest education that money can buy. Making publishing\nanonymously, often within the public domain, frequently the only\nviable way to share knowledge, and I’m eternally grateful to my\nRainbow Family for sharing their stupid poetry, and the knowledge of\nhow to avoid the more insane Babylonians, and how to seek out\nalternatives.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOne\nof the more striking implications of quanta being random, is that\nhumor can describe logic more parsimoniously, and make more sense out\nof how logic fits into the Big Picture. Nevertheless, academia’s all\ntoo predictable response to discoveries such as quantum mechanics and\nfuzzy logic, has been to attempt to describe humor logically, while\nclassifying jokes older than monuments, all because it makes money\nand supports the mindless mob. But, that’s what makes them so\nreliably easy to exploit for fun for profit. What most academics will\ndeny with their dying breath, is that the preponderance of the\nevidence supports the view that logic that can’t be defined as useful\nis just more abstract bullshit by definition, making skepticism\nwithout a sense of humor merely arguing over the definition of\nstupid, while a sense of humor without skepticism is impossible! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nthe real world, Star Trek Vulcans would suck at higher mathematics,\nand be limited to teaching classical mathematics, and pondering the\nprofound mysteries of French Curves, String theories, and the\nPythagorean Mystics. For me personally, Newtonian mechanics paint the\nLittle Picture according to classic logic, while General Relativity\npaints the Big Picture, and formally describes where causal\nmetaphysics start to fall apart in every way imaginable. Star gazing\ncan be compared to watching a pot of water boil, a toddler falling on\ntheir butt, a celestial clock, abstract art, or any number of things,\nwith a mathematical examination of Newtonian Mechanics concluding\nthat an arbitrary number of rudimentary metaphors can be used to\ndescribe all of classical mathematics and physics, with equal\naccuracy. If you ignore the evidence of fuzzy logic and quantum\nmechanics, you can claim that everything is composed of black holes,\nsuper balls, rubber bands, strings, springs, gears, fuzzy dice,\ncoo-coo clocks, lava lamps, noodles, Barbie dolls, Rubic’s\nCubes, little tiny tornadoes leading somewhere over the rainbow, wavy\ngravy, or lime Jell-O for all I know, and nobody can ever prove you\nwrong, but you’ll lose more often on Let’s Make a Deal.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHippies\nlike to say, “We are all Ugly Ducklings ascending the stairway\nto Heaven, and whenever harmony is lost, balance will be restored.”\nEnsuring that paradise lost will inevitably become paradise regained,\njust not necessarily in your lifetime, and it helps to be smarter\nthan a damned chicken! To everything turn, turn, turn, there is a\ntime and a place, and Rainbow Gatherings are considered sacred\nground. Its very much a cultural thing with many of us and, quite\ncommonly, if people at a Gathering start foolishly arguing over\nnonsense in public, twenty or more hippies will all yell at them,\n“Whenever harmony is lost, balance will be restored!”\nWorks every time and, thankfully, the juxtaposition of harmony and\nbalance can be used to describe anything, including our own\nparticle-wave duality, and how the future can be thought of as\nnormalizing the present, in a somewhat predictable manner. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThat\nis, if you happen to be enlightened, and intuitively grasp some of\nthe more profound of the many, frequently vehemently denied and\nsummarily dismissed as totally pointless, of the long lost and all\ntoo easily forgotten, ancient mysteries still vexing all of humanity\nto this day. The mind-bending enigmatic secrets, behind raising\nchickens in a Goldilocks universe! Although chickens and the story of\nGoldilocks are both quite humble, nonetheless, they possess profound\nunseen depths, and Siddhartha can be said to have become enlightened\nwhen he listened to the sounds of the river, and heard the quiet\nmurmuring of chickens, which can be considered the most rudimentary\nlanguage that everything in nature speaks. The Collective Unconscious\nchuckles contentedly, or murmurs like a babbling brook, then laughter\nevolves into musical harmony, and abstract language emerges from the\nmusic, or yin-yang push-pull dynamics. An infant will gibber and coo,\nmaking every sound humanly possible, while their mother sings musical\nbaby-talk to them and, eventually, the light bulb comes on. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThey\nbegin to comprehend language, because they intuitively comprehend the\nsame yin-yang push-pull dynamics, and simple pattern matching, that\nevery toddler and puppy dog adore, and the same parts of the brain\nare used for language, that we use for movement. Its possible to use\nmodern music theory to update information and game theory, and the\nwhole process can be described as merely following the symmetry and\nharmony in everything, and paying it forward, with the baby\nsynchronizing with their mother’s voice, very much like mated wrens,\nand learning how to pay it forward. The laws of thought overlap to\nproduce our own local reality, within the larger reality we all share\nand, again, gravity provides an elegant example of how this works.\nWhich can be described as harmonious, with each of us possessing our\nown harmonious receptive gravity, and contentious inertia that we\nshare with the rest of the universe because, of course, we are all\nborn to fall on our butts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDramatically\nexpressing their particle-wave duality, the smallest pond can\nsometimes be the busiest place that can shed invaluable light upon\nthe Big Picture, yet the Big Picture never fails to shine a spotlight\non the tiniest pond and, upon occasion, a giant pie-in-the-face!\nWhile we can document this give and take in the morality and\nmetaethics that people express, we can also witness it anywhere in\nnature, and observe where metaphors and analogies overlap, and remain\ncontext dependent, with explicit analogies emerging from vague\nmetaphors. Gravity spreads out effortlessly in every direction, as if\nholding its own needy love-fest, which has been compared to baby\npeeps huddling for warmth, and the spiral galaxies can be compared to\nchickens running in circles, while a supernova is the chickens\nscattering in every direction. Exactly where all the chickenshit\nfinally lands, only the Great Gonzo knows for sure.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\nits part, inertia is much pickier than gravity and can be\nin-your-face, like an indignant chicken, and all too easy to measure\nlike a Jamaican sandwich, while gravity is much more nebulous,\negalitarian, slippery, and difficult to pin down on smaller scales,\nimplying gravity reflects more of the Big Picture, that makes\ninertia, and chickens, possible. Therefore, by examining how inertia\nbehaves in distinctive situations, we should be able to get a better\nidea of how gravity works. Peering all the way back to the Big Bang,\ntelescopes have revealed what appears to be Dark Energy suddenly\naccelerating the inertial expansion of the universe half-way through,\nas if the Big Bang and Dark Energy represent the particle-wave\nduality of the universe, expanding without limit, while Dark Energy\nand Dark Matter are similar to gravity, in that both possess\nextremely vague identities and, apparently, only interact weakly with\nthe rest of the universe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSome\ntheories have even suggested that Dark Matter and Dark Energy don’t\nexist, despite the preponderance of the evidence indicating they do,\nand are quite indispensable, with incredibly vague Dark Energy,\ncontrasting sharply with the much more explicit, and random\nappearing, Big Bang. Similarly, a mathematical examination of the Big\nBang concluded that, without gravity, the universe would have quickly\ndispersed while, without inertia, it would have quickly collapsed\nback on itself. Note how this particular discovery is the same as the\ndiscovery that the Big Bang’s temperature was just right, and\ntells us absolutely nothing about the Big Bang itself except, it\nappears to have been just right. Einstein’s famous rubber sheet\nuniverse implies that gravity doesn’t actually do anything and,\ninstead, merely provides the shortest distance between any two\npoints, leaving all the real work for contentious inertia to\naccomplish. Thus, gravity conspicuously occupies space, without\nactually taking up any space, and graciously facilitates the creation\nof life, bringing all the myriad good things together, empowering the\nsun itself to shine down upon us and the sweet rains to fall softly\nin our fields, all without ever having to do a damned thing because,\nit turns out, gravity is just right in a magical Goldilocks universe.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBetween\nthem, inertia and gravity describe all the varieties of motion we can\nsee in the world around us and, apparently, we can’t even\nimagine another universe that didn’t contain both, as anything\nmore than a vague abstraction. A gravity-less Big Bang, quickly\ndispersing in every direction, can be considered equivalent to the\nuniverse expanding to infinity and beyond, before anything has a\nchance to form, while gravity collapsing back onto itself without\ninertia, is equivalent to creating a dimensionless singularity. The\nexistence of gravity, Dark Energy, and particle-wave duality can all\nbe thought of as supporting the idea that, by default, we inhabit a\nparadoxical multiverse within a singularity, or a nonsensical\nmetaphorical-reality, which would ultimately make it impossible to\nclearly distinguish space from time, harmony from dissonance, gravity\nfrom inertia. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tGravity\nand inertia can be considered just another self-organizing system,\nwhere gravity facilitates the creation of inertia which, in turn,\nmoderates or normalizes gravity, knocking off the worst bumps, and\nensuring that gravity gets spread around everywhere, and that\neverybody still has plenty of room to move around and play. Instead\nof our universe resembling a billiard ball table or rubber sheets, it\nmore closely resembles a Charlie Chaplin movie reel that\nprogressively transforms into psychedelic art. Again, the collective\nmotions of massive bodies and inertia in distinctive situations,\nshould display this same metaphorical fuzzy wuzzy, particle-wave\nduality, of the vague and explicit, and provide additional hints that\nspace and time exchange identities, according to a self-organizing\nand self-correcting systems logic, which should also reflect how the\nhuman mind works. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFrom\nan analytical viewpoint, the closer we scrutinize the Big Picture the\nmore impossible it should become to make clear distinctions, with the\nsingle exception of the complex symmetry of the principle of\nidentity, progressively vanishing down the nearest convenient rabbit\nhole or toilet of your personal preference, on any given occasion. Of\ncourse, in a somewhat orderly, if ultimately random fashion. Many\nhave speculated about the existence of a cosmic consciousness, but a\nuniversal recursion in the principle of identity means reality\nremains stranger than fiction, and the central issue is our faith in\nour own personal integrity and authenticity. Individually, quanta\nappear to behave randomly, but the overall universe also appears to\nbehave randomly, with both our leading physical theories requiring\nmore than three dimensions and, together, implying that the Big\nPicture is simply humanly inconceivable, as anything more than a\nvague abstraction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSome\nhave pointed out that our universe vaguely resembles a brain, but 42\nbeing as good as it gets, ensures that, sometimes, we actually do our\nbest thinking with our big toe, and must inevitably take our own\nawareness on faith alone. Even assuming that our universe is some\nsort of cosmic consciousness, that can blow both Frank Zappa’s mind\nand speakers, it appears to be beyond all human comprehension, merely\njiving us with that Cosmic Debris. Once again, ensuring that each\nmust cultivate faith in their personal journey, and the Episodic\nFlaming Meat Popsicle. Although I personally believe we inhabit a\nmagical universe, being agnostic myself, in my poetry I describe God\nas synonymous with magic, love, and the truth. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBelievers\nhave frequently called me the most spiritual agnostic they’ve ever\nmet, which I take as a great compliment, but I feel it merely\nreflects the fact that both atheists and believers have attempted to\nredefine agnosticism for everyone else, to the point of poisoning the\nvery ground between them, and compelling agnostics everywhere to hide\nin the closet. Both atheists and the religious have rejected all the\nmounting evidence that humor can describe logic, better than logic\ncan describe humor, and that its quite possible for an agnostic with\na sense of humor to be both more rational than an atheist, and more\nspiritual than a believer. Neither academics nor the religious are\nexactly famous for admitting their ignorance, which is why they rely\nso heavily on organizing like chickens. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nthe US, a few famous preachers have come out of the closet and\ndeclared themselves to be agnostic, while its quite common for Taoist\npriests to secretly be agnostic, and if the mainstream knows so\nlittle about agnosticism, they can thank their own academics and\nreligious institutions for their ignorance. Rainbow Warrior poetry\ncan embrace the strengths of both believers and nonbelievers alike,\nby simply choosing to laugh more often, share our words and play\nnice, but Babylonians burned poor William Henley alive for sharing\nhis words, and the only countries in which agnostics have come out of\nthe closet in droves, more than doubling their population, are those\nwhere both organized religion and atheism have been reduced to\nminorities. Presumably, academics and the religious will eventually\nget the idea that they are the reason hundreds of millions of\nagnostics hide in closets, but it might require a few more centuries\nbefore the light bulb comes on. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nacademics want to reason with people, it helps to start with using a\ndictionary, and listening to people, and if organized religions want\npeople to love them, it helps to share your words and play nice. Just\na suggestion. God, love, magic, and the truth never require any\njustification, or criticism by militant atheists and academics, whose\nown studies indicate they have the lowest reproductive rates of any\nprofession, could not teach a child how to use a stupid dictionary if\ntheir lives depended on it, and are killing their own students in the\nname of growth and progress, while urging congress to censor the\ninternet. If you believe in magic, you know damned well it cannot be\nfound in splitting semantic hairs and debating the definition of\nstupid, and all the magic in the universe begins within the human\nheart, and our willingness to embrace the Big Picture. Of course, the\noptimistic view of Instant Karma is that it guarantees the good guys\nwin more often, and the meek shall inevitably inherit the playground,\nwhile the pessimistic view is that Murphy was an optimist, and we are\nall Ugly Ducklings! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEven\nwhether we are doing our own thinking, or the universe does all of\nour best thinking for us, ultimately remains a mystery and, surprise,\nthe central issue is not who we are as individuals, or what we happen\nto believe, but how to cultivate faith in our personal journey, in\norder to become more self-organizing and self-actualized. In\ndifferent situations, the principle of identity can become more or\nless context dependent, while even the cells of our bodies are\nnaturally inclined to adopt the most efficient and harmonious\nidentity, empowering themselves to leap into any higher energy state\nfaster. Certainly our brains are physical, but they are quantum\nmechanical as well, with the latest evidence indicating information\nis more fundamental than mass and energy. In addition to everything\nexpressing particle-wave duality, it means our brains should resemble\na singularity in specific ways, and half of everything observable\nshould eventually turn out to be inexplicable, random, just right, or\ncomposed of Elysian Fields of Dreams, Rubber Sheets, or Ping Pong\nBalls depending on who you ask. To humorously paraphrase the great\nSherlock Holmes, “Once you have eliminated the impossible,\nwhatever remains can only be highly improbable!” <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEliminating\nthe impossible is totally impossible by definition, paradoxically\nmaking it still quite possible to eliminate the impossible in our\ndaily lives, by merely choosing to ignore nonsense whenever\nconvenient, using functionalist approaches such as I’m using\nhere. (Duh!) The impossible defines what is possible and vice versa,\nwhile the two must transform into one another in extreme situations,\njust as everything should eventually prove to be both limited and\nunlimited, united and divided, hot and cold, funny and serious, etc.\nIn a nonsensical magical universe, the issue is not so much what is\npossible or impossible, hot or cold, fast or slow, but how do the two\npredictably transform into one another, with gravity performing\nseemingly impossible action-at-a-distance, but always accompanied by\ninertia which appears to be its opposite, conveying energy and\ninformation in a way that’s much more reasonable, easy to grasp, and\neven easier to manipulate, but more contentious. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nBig Bang having no apparent cause is a perfect example of how our\nextremely predictable deterministic world, can simultaneously appear\nto be every bit as acausal, magical, implausible, impossible, and\ndownright bizarre as they come and, sometimes, make no sense\nwhatsoever, or make way too much damned sense, inspiring people to\nclimb the walls. Insisting that everything must make sense, makes no\ndamned sense, and Star Trek Vulcans are an endangered species for a\nreason. The self-evident truth speaks louder than words, and\neverything being rational and causal fails to explain how jokes can\ndescribe the world around us, much more efficiently and\nparsimoniously, and flies in the face of our own mortal fallibility,\na century of empirical evidence, and over two thousand years of\nwoefully sad attempts, to use classic logic and metaphysics, to\ndescribe how humor works. According to classic logic, the evidence of\nquantum mechanics suggests that life is a meaningless joke, but our\nGoldilocks universe being both metaphorical and allegorical, means\nhumor must eventually prove capable of describing all of logic,\nmorality, and causality more efficiently and parsimoniously.\nExpressing how energy and information exchange identities according\nto the specific context, trading increased accuracy for greater\nefficiency and creativity, and empowering the next scientific\nrevolution to revolve around what’s missing from this picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAllan\nWatts famously popularized the common Asian metaphor that “God\nplays peek-a-boo”, and Winnie the Pooh is also considered\nacceptable comedy among academics, but I have no clue how much he\nknew about thermodynamics, systems logics, linguistic analysis,\nneurology, metaethics, child rearing, breast feeding, or the sad tale\nof Goldilocks. The Zen are just too easy to poke fun at and,\nunfortunately, the same can be said for the academic community as a\nwhole, but my hope here is to help automate the process, and save\npeople a lot of time and effort. Assuming 42 is as good as it gets,\nthe harder anyone attempts to argue that life makes some sort of\nsense, the worse their sense of humor should become, explaining\nacademia’s notoriously stunted sense of humor, and having the\nlowest reproductive rates of any profession, as simply the result of\na lack of intimacy, and rejecting their own innate metaethics, which\nshould also be reflected in their immune system and epigentics, and\nshould prove possible to correlate with their use of language. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEventually,\npsychiatrists will be able to categorize their own profession as a\nmental disease, related to autism, and pharmacists will be able to\nfill prescriptions for "Flintstones Chewables for Teachers",\nwhile the porn industry could provide solutions for improving their\nfertility rates or, at least, help many to die happy. Of course, it\ncan all be integrated into the existing healthcare eco-system, to\ncreate a brighter future for you and me, as their population\nimplodes. If you enjoy watching moths to the flame, Voluntary\nGenocide could become the latest fashion statement while, academia\nbeing a mental disease, additionally explains why the slapstick of\nmodern philosophers and physicists alike has become so tragic over\nthe last century, and has begun to achieve epic proportions in the\nlast few decades. Corporations are creating enormous databases and\nhording fuzzy logic secrets they steal from one another, while\nlogicians, mathematicians, philosophers, and physicists, all\nnotorious for their stunted senses of humor, insist that everything\nmust make sense, as they rush to classify jokes older than monuments,\nunaware that the dictionary merely contains popular definitions. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMeanwhile,\nquite unintentionally, linguists, biologists, social scientists, and\nothers are increasingly making all of their fellow academics look\nlike complete idiots, living in denial of the simple truth that\ninstant karma ensures metaethics rule the universe, and personal\nintegrity requires both intimacy and a sense of humor. Scientific\nPositivism promised the next scientific revolution, but hasn’t\nproduced anything other than a complete oxymoron, while the use of\nContextual tools has spread to every branch of the sciences, yet\nalmost none of the people who use them espouse Contextualism as a\nphilosophy. The harder the hallowed halls reject their own\ndictionaries, empirical evidence, and wisdom philosophies, the more\nindistinguishable they become from just another mindless mob,\ncommercial enterprise, religious institution, or government\nbureaucracy, and the more ripe they become for exploitation. They’re\nstarting to make PT Barnum and Dr Strangelove look tame, with\nacademics attempting to use logic to define humor, so they can\nclassify jokes older than monuments, and own any applicable\ncopyrights and patents. Even Hollywood has no real clue what to make\nof it all yet, while history books may never be the same again, not\nwhen I get through with them. Mel Brooks made a valiant attempt with\nhis movie, “The History of the World”, but I’m\nshooting for an updated version based on first principles, that’s\nmathematically self-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable, all\nwithin the public domain, in order to make it super-easy to automate\nhowever you prefer, especially if you have all of the more relevant\nanalog logic. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\na magical Goldilocks universe, only the impossible can make anything\npossible, and if developing a magical mathematical pornographic potty\nmouth bullshit theory of humor is what it takes to save the future of\nhumanity for our grandchildren, bring it on baby! Trust me, this\nsense of humor will turn your brain into a funky pretzel or lime\nJell-O and, with any luck, I hope to be the first to win both a Nobel\nPrize and an Ignoble Prize for the same work, and to inspire\ncountless Broadway and Hollywood producers, musicians, clowns,\nartists, soccer moms, and dog catchers with the lure of free,\nscientifically rigorous, and even quantifiable comedy, all within the\npublic domain, that can be used to help save the planet, and what\nlittle is left of humanity’s dignity on the school playground\nof life. Its a sacrifice I’m willing to make for my Rainbow Family,\nand very gratifying for me personally, to help develop the\nmathematics and linguistics for automating any kind of intellectual\nThree Stooges slapstick, of course, in the cheapest, easiest, and\nmost efficient manner theoretically possible, while still keeping it\ndown to an "R" rating. If I get the math right, it will\nmake Socrates look tame in comparison, and point the finger of blame\nfor the state of the world today squarely where it belongs, on PBS,\nthe UN, academia, and the mainstream for their continuing abject\nfailure to so much as teach a child how to use a stupid dictionary,\nstop spouting quite so much bullshit, and learn how to share their\nwords and play nice more often, even if it kills them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOver\na century after Planck’s initial discovery, and academics are\nstill arguing so heatedly over dictionary definitions, and protesting\nthat Bullshit Fuzzy Logic doesn’t rule the universe, that none\nof them has noticed they are documenting their own worst good-old-boy\nlowbrow slapstick in excruciating detail, all within the public\ndomain, for the sake of posterity and the enlightenment of future\ngenerations. Many may wish to document their ongoing insanity for the\nnext century or so, while it appears that Planck was wise to\ncultivate a sense of humor. Babylonians can laugh all they want at\nthe WWII Cargo Cults of New Zealand, when local tribes sometimes\nstarved to death spending all their time building mock runways and\npraying for the Gods to send them more airplanes full of goodies, but\n“The Gods Must Be Crazy”, and their behavior reflects the\nentire history of Wall Street and modern civilization! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhich\nis why the whole damned world is going down the toilet, and why its\nstill illegal to throw large sums of cash off the tops of tall\nbuildings, even in Libertarian Paradise by the Sea, Maryland, where\nrugged individualists sell guns and lottery tickets out of the trunks\nof their cars, as their suicide rates soar and their population\ncontinues to implode, and it remains illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse\ndammit, and they’re storming the palace with knives and pitch forks,\nbecause its a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World and reality truly is stranger\nthan any damned fiction, according to even their own scientific\nstandards! If physicists and psychologists don’t get their crap\ntogether and start paying more attention to what’s missing from\nthis picture, the linguistic, sociological, and immunological\nevidence alone, will soon condemn them as trained monkeys for hire,\nwho superstitiously cling to beliefs from the dark ages, reject their\nown dictionary in favor of promoting mob mentality, contradict\nthemselves at the drop of a hat, conveniently ignore whatever the\nhell they want, and who cannot even be trusted with the same\ntechnology they help to produce. The world simply doesn’t have time\nto wait around for academia to suddenly acquire a sense of humor, and\ndeclare instant karma a law of nature, sometime in the next\nmillennium, that is, when they finally figure out how to use a\ndictionary. Forcing believers to work in the public domain, as we\nhave always done, and to confront them yet again with their own\nevidence, according to their own standards, and popular playground\nculture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tUnless\nyou happen to be a chicken, denial is not the name of a river in\nEgypt, and this book provides the required analog logic for anyone to\ncollate any data they prefer, for making their own unique predictions\nfor pies-in-the-face, and for modeling any institutionalized\nslapstick as a flock of chickens, and for automating the entire\nprocess. It also contains additional instructions for using\nacademically approved lie detectors and fact checkers to drive the\nidiots insane encouraging them to chase their own rhetoric,\nleveraging their own dictionaries, technology, and facts against\nthem, while charging them for the privilege of arguing over the\ndefinition of stupid. They only want to hear what they want to hear,\nand are paid to repeat whatever they repeat, so bots can easily be\nprogrammed to tell them whatever their little heart desires. Any\nmeaningless drivel they may happen to prefer in the name of\nobjectivity, the status quo, or whatever, and even to lose arguments\nwith them, if that’s what makes academics or any other\ncontentious idiots happy. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIt\nmay sound like an exaggeration when I say meaningless drivel, but\nwhen I reviewed videotaped interviews with academics, I came across\ntwo who spouted profound sounding gibberish for over twenty minutes\neach, while their audiences hung on every word, and I could easily\nprovide them with more gibberish that they will find quite\ncompelling, customized for different audiences, and whatever mass\nmedia applications they favor. Its already possible to automate every\nbook published by Shambala Press, infamous for their New Age\ngibberish, and my work makes it easier than ever before to automate\nany kind of rhetoric or gibberish, and for bots to provide people\nwith whatever convincing sounding euphemisms they might prefer, in\norder to justify anything to themselves. The newest neural network\nmight even be capable of writing another book along the lines of this\none, using the same multidimensional mathematics, so I’ve worked hard\nto get them "just right". <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNobody\ncan bullshit a bullshitter like another bullshitter, and the more\nlofty the ivory tower, the harder they fall under the weight of their\nown hubris, because the idiots cannot even define the word bullshit.\nIf "The Tao is Silent" its because laughter is taboo in the\nhallowed halls and churches, along with the dictionary, and the\nself-evident truth is seldom, if ever, discussed. Fortunately, the\nmore mindless the rhetoric and meaningless their gibberish, the\neasier it is to imitate, and Westerners commonly fool themselves into\nbelieving that they already know systems logics and Asian philosophy,\nwhen they have almost no sense of humor, and are lucky if they know\nhow to use a dictionary. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nspark within can never die (Duh!), for it remains the One Greater\nTruth, and only the truth can set you free, but each must decide for\nthemselves whether they want to be free, while there’s no accounting\nfor taste. You can teach them whatever gibberish and misleading\nbullshit they prefer to hear for the next century, while their\nteachers accuse you of being a terrorist, for using their own\ndictionary against them. Since they keep insisting on setting the\nlegal standards for censoring the internet, I insist on helping them\nto figure out how to censor themselves, and how to protect themselves\nfrom their evil students, like me, who know the darker arcane\nmystical secrets of Vaudeville, and how to use a stupid dictionary,\nand who corrupt children by writing down their own potty mouth\nnursery rhymes, that dare to question the status quo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nmore pernicious their rhetoric, and the more vacuous the gibberish,\nthe worse their sense of humor becomes and, in turn, the more\nself-defeating their own lowbrow slapstick, lending entirely new\nmeaning to both the Laws of Thought and Psychology, if you aren’t\na chickenshit academic living in denial of the "Psychohistory of\nFuture Shock!" Babylonians can claim to be objective all they\nwant, but their stunted sense of humor and rejection of their own\ndamned dictionary betray them every time, and humor continues to\nelude their “objective” analysis after two thousand years\nof formal logic, and a century of psychology because, of course, its\nthe simple shit that always gets you, while honesty is such a lonely\nword you can find it on sale at the dollar store. Just ask our\nglorious leader, who is a lawyer, and founded his own university, so\nhe can teach more weathermen and physicians how to do their damned\njobs properly, as a public service. Thankfully, ignorant virtue is\nits own greatest reward and, in order to appreciate genuine humor,\nyou must first have a real sense of humor! (Duh!) AI can be sold to\nboth sides of any argument, empowering them to predict each other’s\npies-in-the-face and, if they so desire, they can work on their sense\nof humor instead. The more mindless their rhetoric, the more\nreactionary their behavior, the easier it is to imitate, and the\nharder it becomes to distinguish from a mindless bot, so, let them\neat cake if they insist on getting fat. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAccording\nto mama nature, no matter how fat-headed, the customer is always\nright, while the world is obviously running out of time, but it\nensures that their collective banging of heads upon walls, beginning\nwith all of the more rigorous and demanding time honored\ninstitutionalized insanity, of mainstream academia in particular,\nneed must inevitably be surpassed by a giant pie-in-the-face\nrevelation! Ya don’t need a weatherman to know the boob tube\nwas left on too damned long, when they get paid to argue, and start\nto enjoy arguing with their own boob tube just a little too much, and\nSocrates didn’t run circles around the competition because he\nwas Albert Einstein either. He used Bullshit Fuzzy Logic knowing\ndamned well its the last thing that chickenshit academics comprehend,\njust as the primitive tribes in China knew damned well their Oneness\nPoetry was far beyond the kin of countless Babylonians. If they’re\ngoing to insist on stealing our work and then criticizing us, I\ninsist on giving them all the analog logic they could possibly\ndesire, and encourage everyone else to give them all the free analog\nlogic they could want, and urge people to explain to them in explicit\ndetail, how they can use it to kill themselves faster, or learn how\nto share their words and play nice. The faster academia or anyone\nelse collects data, the worse their sense of humor becomes, and the\nfaster they can collectively fall on their faces, while I’m\nworking on speeding up the process! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIt\nis my sincere heartfelt desire to save taxpayer lives and money, to\nreduce the suicide and alcoholism rates and the continuing implosion\nof the conservative and academic populations, and to significantly\nimprove fertility rates among many of the more obviously overworked,\noppressed, and brainwashed academics, while saving the world ecology\nin the process. Improving fertility rates may require the computers\nto provide a more complete mathematical description, but I remain\nsomewhat hopeful that, someday, academics may truly comprehend\nDarwinian Evolution, Humanism, and how babies are made, as more than\nmere abstract concepts, that only apply to other people. Burnout\nrates in academia are soaring through the roof and, whether or not\nthe academic community as a whole is ever capable of comprehending\nthe situation, that some of us actually have personal lives, with\nenough scientific sounding technobabble and encouragement, I’m\nconfident that they’ll eventually prove capable of reproducing on\ntheir own, by artificial means, such as cloning. Already the Mafia\nhas been discovered attempting to create their own evil super genius,\nusing artificial insemination, so you know there’s a strong market\nfor the technology, but it will require time to mature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOver\nthe course of my conducting routine research, half the people I spoke\nto seemed to at least vaguely comprehend my intentions, when I\ninformed them point blank, that I was not a bot myself, but designing\nbots that they will love to argue with, all day long. Most seem to\nassume I’m just spouting nonsense when I tell them that but, online\ntrolls usually seem to catch on pretty fast, that I can\nmathematically dissect every word they spout, in ways they can’t\nbegin to comprehend, and the nastier they are with me the more\ninteresting things I can do with my Bullshit Linguistic Analysis.\nSometimes, I ask them to spout smack for me, because even the trolls\nstarted avoiding me. Kids who play competitive online video games\noutright hate me, calling me a bot, and will discourage each other\nfrom talking to me, because they already play against bots and know\nthey are easily fooled. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThese\n"innocent kids" can spout the most vitriolic crap\nimaginable, that would give their parents heart attacks, and Intel\nhas introduced a new technology aimed specifically at online gamers,\nthat allows them to dial the vitriol up and down on command, making\nit easier for them to practice spouting smack, but bots can also be\ndesigned to provide personalized tutorials of the most popular smack\ntoday, in the name of promoting free speech and rugged individualism.\nRhetoric, gibberish, and smack are all meaningless nonsense by\ndefinition, making it all that much cheaper and easier to design bots\nfor whatever nightmare-fantasies Babylonians might entertain, and to\nencourage them to compete with each other for who is more socially\nacceptable. Social acceptability for playground lynch mobs means that\nyou don’t ostracize or lynch them, and bots can be programmed to make\neveryone feel right at home, like they’re all socially acceptable\nand, then, encourage them to fight over the issue, and used to\nmanipulate popular opinion, which is already a common practice on\nsocial media websites like Twitter.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\tThe\nyounger generation typically avoid anything online that even remotely\nresembles the analog logic of the bots they talk to and play against,\nand they don’t like to think about the truth, that bots are\nalready passing themselves off as people. Today, the issue is still\nhow long a bot can fool the average person, and the newest bots are\ncapable of fooling just about anyone almost all of the time. Bots\ntend to spout whatever appeals to the mainstream, making them every\nbit as easy to avoid as the mainstream but, contrary to what you\nmight assume, the more analog logic they can incorporate, the more\nwildly efficient and widely applicable they become, and the more\nsubtle, making it harder to distinguish them from people. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSome\nof these bots are already extremely subtle, and require linguistic\nanalysis and a great deal of time to detect, which means they’re\nvirtually undetectable by the average person, who is easy to fool\nwith almost any kind of bullshit. For example, calling each other\nbots is among the newest popular online insults, but if you merely\nlabel some things “Fake News” the idiots will assume that\nanything that isn’t labeled fake must be real, and all a bot\nhas to do to convince anyone that it is a real person is to call\npeople bots, and label the same things fake news, argue with people,\nand tell them they are smarter than the rest. While that might sound\nlike an exaggeration, the most recent study conducted indicated\naround 90% of the population ignores anything they believe\ncontradicts conventional wisdom, and has convinced themselves that\nthey are above average at spotting misinformation, or bullshit, yet\nhalf of them routinely spread misinformation because, the truth that\nnobody wants to talk about, or even come close to mentioning, is\nthey’re foolish enough to believe whatever the hell sounds good to\nthem. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPeople\ncan be so damned gullible, that some of the most interesting\nconversations I’ve had were with bots, and I look forward to talking\nto more bots who, at least, complain less and express interesting\nmathematics. Babylonians are so incredibly easy to fool and to\ndistract that the only issue is how cheaply it can be done, and I’m\nshooting for the lowest common denominator, so they all feel right at\nhome. Playground lynch mobs are all the same and all too easy to\npredict, thanks to everybody insisting that everybody else lie to\nthem, and a recent security study indicated the number of malicious\n"Bad Bots" rose almost a thousand percent in the last few\nmonths of this year alone. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThese\nare typically the most simplistic bots imaginable, along the same\nlines as "Click Here To Win A Million Dollars", and the\nanalog logic in this book can be used to design whatever stupid bots\nanyone wants for targeting specific markets, and the simplest ones\nare harder to spot if they’re designed for specific websites however,\nin later chapters, I extend this to the most complex bots\ntheoretically possible, that incorporate more quantum mechanics.\nWebsites like Facebook and Twitter leverage their simple formats to\npromote the mindless mob suppressing the variety and diversity of\ndiscussions online, which is a popular pass-time among Babylonians\nwho often prefer to transform the internet into a war zone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ninternet is increasingly being used as a means of promoting the\npolitical agendas of the wealthy and mainstream, but their simplistic\nformats and brainless chickens make them an ideal target for bots to\nexploit and, eventually, to replace altogether, with it already being\nestimated that, at times, half of all the misinformation being\nspread on Twitter in Turkey is from Bad Bots, attempting to\nmanipulate popular trends. Genuine communication requires someone\nactually listens, at least once in a blue moon and, when you insist\neverybody lie to you, the only people listening are the ones\ninterested in selling you something or, otherwise, benefiting from\nall the lies flying in every direction. Playground lynch mobs seldom\ngo to any great lengths to either hide their lies, or to discover the\ntruth, which it should be possible to establish also applies within\nthe hallowed halls themselves, and even possible to quantify and\nmanipulate for its market value. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tExplaining\nin detail why academia’s peer review is so dysfunctional, and how to\nleverage it to increase the number of pay walls, and develop a\nmarketplace for reliable information within the hallowed halls which,\nobviously, struggle to comprehend language. And, providing the public\nwith a better idea of exactly how much their education and internet\nservice providers are worth. In the next chapter, I cover more of the\njuicy details of just how predictable their Three Stooges slapstick\nmakes them, and how to encourage militant atheists and others to\ndebate the issue for the next century, for fun and for profit, but\nits easy enough to offer them any gibberish, nonsense words, and\ncomplete contradictions that their little hearts desire. Last time I\nchecked, militant atheists are still commonly running around the\ninternet convinced they can save the world by merely inventing the\ncorrect meme, and someone should publish a book on how to save the\nworld using long lost ancient memes, that can only be found in the\nBermuda Triangle, contained within the sacred, "Dictionary of\nMemes". The easier the technobabble rolls off the tongue the\nbetter and, if academics and the mainstream continue to demand the\nright to construct the Tower of Babel, we can now help them do so\nwith scientific rigor while, of course, earning a profit. Giving even\nthe mass media and internet oligopolies a run for their money, by\ncustomizing everything in the most efficient and expedient manner\npossible, with analog logic already making it possible for a home\ncomputer to reproduce the same weather forecast as a modern\nsupercomputer. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAnalog\nlogic is "The Great Equalizer", Duh! You can’t fix stupid,\nand the issue is not whether computers will soon outsmart people in\nevery way imaginable, and replace every existing popular website,\nbecause people really are that stupid, and the only question\nremaining is how cheaply they can do it. Already, its possible to\ncreate an AI to filter out the worst of the bullshit online, which\ncan also provide customized interpretations of a wide variety of\nbullshit, but the more vacuous the rhetoric, the easier it is to\nimitate, and the harder it is to detect. For example, the writing\nstyle of famous conservatives, such as Ronald Reagan and our Glorious\nLeader, is so vacuous and entirely devoid of any genuine content,\nmerely filled with empty rhetoric, that it can be used as a way to\ndetect who is susceptible to diseases such as Alzheimer’s, and\ncommercial websites will be able to target their customers, by merely\nzeroing in on what’s missing from this picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ncurrent websites depend on the limited available bandwidth, and the\nrapid growth of the internet, to make their simplistic websites and\nmob mentality more valuable, which is why the stupidest Bad Bots\nimaginable are taking over, but all that is about to change, and the\ntechnology already exists to cheaply turn any home computer into a\nsupercomputer and to increase telecommunications traffic by an order\nof magnitude, forcing websites in the coming decades to provide\ncustomers with more diversity than the current Three Stooges\nslapstick offers. NYC, for example, is already developing plans for a\nterahertz frequency network, that’s a stupid high tech invisible\nlight bulb, that can shine through walls, and provide enough\nbandwidth to stream 8k movies. Bots are already evolving by merely\ncompeting against each other but, when the public demands everyone\nlie to them, fake news is just cheap news and, when the truth remains\nthe playground of billionaires, misinformation is just cheap\ninformation, and academics are informed in no uncertain terms, to say\nwhatever the fuck they’re told to say, such as there is no pandemic.\nYet, nothing is cheaper, easier, and more efficient than instant\nkarma which, among other things, can leverage the Butterfly Effect,\nthe dictionary, and the ancient Chinese blessing and curse more\noften.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tYou\nknow you’re doing something right, when complete blithering\nidiots tend to avoid you online, you can leave linguists speechless,\nacademics won’t allow you to post their own facts on their\nwebsites, and you can make the most aggressive trolls go cross-eyed.\nBabylonians all desperately want to believe whatever sounds good to\nthem, and ignore everything else, making it harder to distinguish\nthem from even the simplest bots, merely attempting to ignore the\nsame crap. Such bots never have to be aware or think anything like a\nreal person, and don’t have to make judgments or complex\ndecisions, in order to imitate judgmental people. Like automated\nfun-house mirrors and echo chambers, they can easily figure out what\nthe Three Stooges want, and merely throw whatever anyone wants to\nhear right back in their faces, making the technology particularly\napplicable to televangelism, and other religious applications, as\nwell as, the video game and porn industries. The more easily\npersuaded by fear, anger, hate, sarcasm, rhetoric, dogma, and\nskepticism, the easier it is for bots to customize everything to the\nindividual’s taste and, in the process, present them with endless\nopportunities to visit websites and buy new items, as if advertising\nproducts and services by word-of-mouth, in the most efficient manner\nphysically possible. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOur\nglorious leader is credited with over 4,000 blatant lies in office,\nand his followers would instantly reject him if he ever stopped\nlying, because the simple truth is, they don’t trust the truth, which\nis often extremely expensive and more trouble than its worth in\nBabylon, making trust frequently difficult to come by. Whether you\nwanna know the truth or not, in a Goldilocks universe only the truth\ncan set you free, and only the truth has a nasty habit of always\ncoming back to haunt you! Even if you happen to consist of a few\nbillion anonymous idiots online, all thoroughly convinced that\nnothing they say will ever come back to haunt them. Nothing is more\npowerful than the truth, which is why the truth has always returned\nto bite people in the ass, for none shall ever command, much less\nconquer, The Truth! Go ahead, try to redefine the truth in the\ndictionary, and it becomes bullshit. The newest generation of bots\nresemble click bait but, soon, bots will become pervasive online,\noccupying entire websites and imitating people, holding conversations\nwith other bots, and attempting to lure suckers into the discussion,\nwhile the only viable way to combat them in the long run, is to adopt\nthe same analog logic. All of our technology is about to become\noverwhelmingly analog in every way imaginable, and there’s simply no\ndefense against our own collective stupidity, especially if you\nhappen to be a civil servant or an academic with a severely stunted\nsense of humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhen\nthe idiots started bugging my computer and stealing my work, which is\nall in the public domain and easily available for free online, it\noccurred to me that the simplest solution was to give them far more\nthan they ever bargained for, which is all too easy when it comes to\ndealing with the Three Stooges, who don’t have an off button,\nand never learned how to just say no. The researchers know damned\nwell that the mathematics contained in our jokes can be used for\ndesigning weapons, but that’s only because, saying everything\nand nothing, our poems actually form a magical singularity, that can\nbe used to design anything, and the more poems we collect the more it\nbecomes possible to do with any one particular poem, and the more our\npoems progressively take on a life of their own! The more humble and\nelegantly complex any particular thing or collection of things\nbecomes, the more emergent effects they will express, as they express\nmore of the One Truth, that the truth may only be shared, with\nquantum entanglement increasing factorially in strength, according to\nthe number of particles entangled. Theoretically, once we have 430\npoems, all bets are off. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWithin\ntwenty years, the white population of the US will become a minority,\nand by providing governments, corporations, and the mainstream with\nall of the required analog logic, its possible to encourage them to\nbecome even more self-defeating, to eat each other alive faster, to\nindulge themselves more often, shoot themselves in the foot more\noften, work themselves to death more often, reproduce less often, and\ncompel their children to adopt entirely new lifestyles, all in the\nname of common sense and rugged individualism. These are typically\nruthless corporations and governments that will stop at nothing for a\nchance to completely obliterate their competition, making it all that\nmuch more tempting to give them the all the mathematics required for\ntheir computers to work more efficiently, because even Wall Street is\nabout to be replaced with computers, that will make business as usual\nimpossible, taking a serious chunk of the speculation out of the\nmarket. Metaphysical and conceptual extremes are simply impossible in\nour universe, and modern science and technology are rapidly\napproaching the turning point, where they will have no choice but to\nacknowledge the reality of instant karma. At the same time, everyone\nis rushing to develop a full scale quantum computer, which would\nenable real time modeling of anything imaginable, including the\nfastest and easiest ways to eliminate any competition. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThat’s\nan extreme that our Goldilocks universe can’t support without\nleveling the playing field, and the only reason they are even able to\ncontemplate building such computers, is because all of humanity is\nnow rapidly approaching the singularity, where everything can change\nin an instant. Although people think of singularities as exotic, they\nmerely represent the self-evident truth, that life is self-organizing\nin every symmetrical way imaginable, making organic life, personal\ngrowth, and evolutionary leaps inevitable. Mainstream America can\ncall me a traitor if they want, but I’m merely endeavoring to\ngive them all the analog logic and lies they keep demanding for their\nown protection, along with a chance to explore the truth for\nthemselves, assuming they still have a soul left. Go ahead America,\nbrag to the world about how powerful and wealthy you are, how\neveryone wants to be a Hollywood Billionaire Cowboy Movie Star, as\nyour population continues to implode, and the wealthy import twenty\nmillion illegal aliens, replacing your dying population with cheaper\nimports that, at least, complain less. Unfortunately, nothing I write\nwill either delay or speed up the impending singularity, and the fact\nthe singularity is approaching is the only reason I can write this\nbook, and warn people, because energy and information are now\nexchanging identities faster than they normally would, and the\nButterfly Effect is becoming more pronounced.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHaving\na stunted sense of humor sucks when you tend to attack everything\nimaginable, including yourself, while nobody, but nobody, can make\nanybody regret their personal choices like their own mama nature, who\ninsists everything must be “just right”, and giggles when\nyou call her a little bitch! Reality just never turns out to be\nexactly what you ordered and, sometimes, even if it is just right,\nyou really don’t want to know! The changing universe we see all\naround us, is conceivably composed of an infinite number of timelines\nimmersed within an equally infinite number of universes but,\nunfortunately, our mortal fallibility prevents us from appreciating\nthem all simultaneously, which is why I don’t recommend\ndwelling upon the subject for any length of time. Ironically, our own\nignorance and mortal fallibility are what empower us to make more\nsense out of life in the first place, and to give it personal meaning\nand, if the multiverse is an iceberg, we can always be grateful that\nhumanity can only easily appreciate the very tip of the iceberg,\nwhere universes all dramatically converge expressing a four and five\nfold symmetry, and start to make at least a little more sense. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nnewborn infant in a crib knows nothing of time, and neurological\nstudies indicate they are tripping for all practical purposes, as if\nusing psychedelics, but its much simpler to think of their internal\nclocks requiring that they first develop memory, self-awareness, and\na sense of humor, before they can begin to synchronize their dreams\nproperly, and make more sense out of everything. You could compare\nthe conscious mind of an infant, to that of an adult drifting off to\nsleep, or struggling to wake up, with reality taking a backseat in\nour dreams, and with the baby making few distinctions between what is\nreality and what is a dream. Cast adrift within the infinite sea of\nawareness within the Collective Unconscious, there are no\nmetaphysical anchors, and what’s missing from this picture becomes\nthe only reliable landmark or reference point.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nSimultaneity Paradox in Relativity illustrates this same problem,\nwith two distant observers, in different solar systems, being capable\nof arguing forever over whether the chicken or the egg came first,\ndue to the light always traveling at the same speed, but reaching\ntheir telescopes at different times. The temptation is to merely\ndismiss this as an illusion of scale, because it might as well be for\nany conceivable purpose, but the mathematics and experiments indicate\nits impossible to create a perfect clock or to prove it is merely an\nillusion. According to classic logic, both perspectives can’t\nbe correct, and both could very well be wrong, because either the\nchicken or the egg came first, or we are missing the Big Picture,\nhowever, classic logic also insists that everything cannot make\nsense, or logic has no meaning, asserting that logic alone cannot\ndescribe the Big Picture, unless logic transforms into a self-evident\ntruth. Contrary to classic logic and causal metaphysics, the more\nextreme any observable metaphysics become, such as the extreme\ngravity of a black hole, the more glaringly tautological and\nself-contradictory it becomes, and the more emergent effects and\nnonlinear behavior it will express. Including a paradoxical version\nof Occam’s Razor and the Butterfly Effect, where the simplest\nexplanation is usually the most tempting, the cure can sometimes be\nworse than the disease, and the most unlikely sequences of events can\nbecome more commonplace, and express more acausal negative\nprobabilities, while you have to be careful what you wish for! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tStephen\nHawking once wrote that, theoretically, a black hole can spit out a\ncolor TV or a complete leather bound edition of Proust however, he\nleft out the tiny detail that it depends on your karma and, assuming\nsome people are enlightened enough to walk on water, they’re\nextremely difficult to locate these days. From the ground the earth\nlooks flat, from orbit round, from far away a dimensionless point,\nand from the other side of the universe the earth may as well never\nhave existed, as if the earth were in a different universe\naltogether, yet, still somehow tenuously influencing our own through\ngravity. Pragmatically speaking, each perspective can be considered\nan illusion, or the shared dream of humanity and the collective\nunconscious, a type of consensual reality or naive sense of humor,\nthat reflects the default state, or ground state, and which\ntransforms into our local reality in a scalar manner. Requiring\npattern matching to figure out what the hell to pay attention to and\nwhat to ignore, and to sort out the whole mess with any kind of\nefficiency in more complicated situations, because scales and\nmagnitudes are exchanging identities in a nonlinear fashion, and\nyou’ll never get a definitive answer relying upon logic and\nobservations alone, while each unique perspective will always present\nmisleading, but useful, explanations of varying degrees of\nplausibility. Everything being self-organizing, makes the simplest\nworkable explanation more often the most useful and tempting, with\nOccam’s Razor being an example of how mama nature loves to play.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBullshit\nmust inevitably vanish in the light of day, but so too must logic and\nthe principle of identity vanish altogether, sometimes accompanied by\na dramatic fanfare, blue smoke, and mirrors, as every map must\ntransform into someone else’s territory, maybe the landfill or the\nair they breath which, in turn, can be used to create new maps to the\nhomes of the Hollywood Stars. Everything that exists need must\ninevitably express both, vague and explicit, novel and predictable\nbehavior, while Deja Vu remains that sinking feeling that Darwin,\nZeno, Einstein, and Murphy were all optimists, and Socrates was\nright, because the only thing we can know for certain is that we know\nnothing. The curious feeling of Deja Vu reflects the fact that even\nthe most fated and repetitious appearing events, must contain a\nsignificant amount of novelty, coyly hinting that time and our\nemotions express particle-wave duality, and are rudimentary to a\nuniversal recursion in the principle of identity. Studying novelty is\na novel idea among academics, while efficiency has become the central\nfocus of attention for researchers in both the physical and cognitive\nsciences where, of course, instant karma’s gonna getcha baby,\nand everything is Deja Vu all over again, whenever institutionalized\nThree Stooges slapstick becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, and a\n2,000 year old recipe for an enormous pie-in-the-face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tStochastic\nprocesses in our brains illustrate how, rather than relying upon\nlogic alone, we rely upon comparing vague symmetries for subtle\ndistinctions, in order to determine what is reality and what is\nillusion, what is more or less novel, and what to ignore and what to\npay attention to. As I mentioned earlier, recent experiments have\nindicated that, contrary to common sense, adding the right kind of\nnoise to any sensor makes it more sensitive than if you eliminate\nnoise altogether, leveraging aharmonic stochastic resonance, capable\nof expressing more negative probabilities. Again, as if the universe\nitself, and everything within it, expresses the same mechanical\nbehavior as a flock of chickens, making spiral galaxies analogous to\nchickens running in circles, screaming, "The Sky Is Falling!"\nDistasteful as using such metaphors might be for many, they’re\npervasive and provide clues as to the symmetry of nature, and what’s\nmissing from this picture so, Get Over It Already! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nbrain itself resembles both a radio and a phase transition, like a\npot of boiling water, walking a fine line between order and chaos, or\nwhat is known as a “Drunkard’s Walk”, empowering it\nto crunch the numbers more efficiently. Unlike any radio yet\nconstructed, it leverages the chaotic nature of its own sensory input\nfor the sake of efficiency, while classic logic is more accurate, but\nstill relies on having the right kind of noise, ego, or bullshit to\namply its meaning, or lack thereof, in any given situation.\nExplaining why animals have emotions and intelligent animals dream\nand play more often, as expressing how our own individual needs and\ndesires form an evolving spectrum within our environment, which is\nultimately self-organizing. Work and play, reality and our dreams,\nall overlap and become progressively more self-organizing, with all\nof nature expressing a spectrum of self-organizing behavior that,\nultimately, remains context dependent. Significantly, the larger the\npicture we examine, as in something like Adrian Bejan’s famous\narchitecture, the more obvious it becomes that everything is\nself-organizing, ensuring the pies-in-the-face never do stop coming.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEgo\nis often an expression of our subconscious mind attempting to amplify\nor focus on specific things, and ignore others, utilizing Monty Carlo\nstatistics to decide whether to eat-or-have-sex, fight-or-flight,\nignore-or-play, which can be summed up as the cellular level response\nof, "You’ve got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,\nknow when to ignore bullshit, and know when to run!" All is not\ngold that glitters, all is not pure that shines and, for example,\neven our immune system has to be able to figure out what’s missing\nfrom this picture, in order to detect invading organisms, and playful\nbehavior can be considered crucial to every cell in our body becoming\nmore capable of determining what’s missing from this picture. Even\nKermit the Frog can be described as having an ego but, obviously, he\nis not egotistical, and having an ego merely makes him mortal, and is\nwhat inspires him to run the other way when Ms Piggy chases him. Ego\nis a rebel without a clue, that can become a loose cannon on deck\njust waiting to sink the ship in a storm, and is often best to keep\non a short chain, while if I actually believed half of what I once\nimagined I believed, I’d be dead already!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOur\nconscious mind surrenders to our ego, which is the default\nreactionary decision making process, that attempts to blindly deal\nwith any situation, but the more we lie to ourselves, demand answers,\nor aggressively attack the world all around us, the harder it becomes\nto distinguish between our conscious mind and our ego, and the more\nfrequently the cart starts to lead the horse. No different from a\ndoctor distracting you so he can hit your knee with a rubber hammer,\nthe more the cart tends to lead the horse, the greater the\ndistractions we require. Which can be considered our reactionary\nsurvival mode, designed to protect our genetic inheritance, as both\nour morality and ability to reproduce can progressively go down the\ntoilet, sometimes for entire cultures and societies. Like I said,\neven the cells of our bodies recognize that some things are just\nbullshit worth ignoring, and Ebeneezer Scrooge needed Tiny Tim, every\nbit as much as he need him, in order for both to become more\nself-actualized, and their whole to become greater than any mere sum\nof its parts. One of the more striking implications I cover in\nanother chapter, is that this can explain racism and rape, as default\nreactionary responses that ensure your genetic inheritance is spread\nto other populations, before your own population possibly implodes\naltogether. In a study of seven South African tribes, six of them\nwould set aside their differences every few hundred years, and attack\nthe most aggressive tribe among them, driving them to the verge of\ngenocide, whenever their numbers became a threat to all the other\ntribes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBacteria\nexhibit this same default behavior, and in a recent experiment\nincorporating genetic engineering, biologists gave three different\nstrains of e-coli their own toxins of differing strengths, in a game\nof Rock-Paper-Scissors. Unless the strain with the strongest toxin is\nin the center, and supported concentrically, it will be the first to\nbe killed, and the weaker strains will predominate, indicating that\nnature favors tolerance, promoting diversity over productivity. The\nmore humble anything becomes, the more outrageously efficient and\ncreative, making survival of the fittest more fundamentally an issue\nof survival of the most harmonious, with apex predators commonly\nbeing necessary for maintaining a healthy ecology. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWolves,\nfor example, often subsisting off mice for most of the year, happily\nfilling the role of pest control. The proverbial Dog Eat Dog World\nand the Big Bad Wolf are cultural myths and superstitions, that few\nprimitive tribes endorse and, for example, most wolf packs are\ncomposed of a mother and father raising their young. The issue is not\nwhether it is good to be weak or strong, big or small, independent or\npart of a group, etc. but that what is actually weak and strong\ndepends on the context, and nature herself favors the ecology as a\nwhole paying it forward to the next generation, and promoting\ndiversity. Even what people commonly consider to be a good boss at\nwork and what chimpanzees commonly consider to be a good Alpha Male\nare the same, with both favoring leaders who are not only the best\nproviders but, also, maintain the harmony of the group, and interfere\nin internal disputes only when necessary. No matter how "fit"\nor prolific any particular individual or species, diversity is what\nempowers nature to leverage all of the available energy sources,\npromoting greater resilience and abundance for the ecology as a\nwhole, and causing everything, including evolution, to more often\nexpress the Butterfly Effect, and resemble the Big Bang, or a Big\nCrunch! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tModern\ntechnology is now rapidly destroying the diversity of our cultures\nand environment, upsetting humanity’s ability to survive and\nreproduce as a species, with the latest estimates indicating we have\nalready passed the turning point for Global Warming, and will be\nforced to take extreme measures in the near future. Being an\naggressive culture is quickly becoming self-defeating, in every way\nimaginable, with technology merely accelerating the process and\nextending it to unheard of scales. The more you insist that life is a\ndog-eat-dog affair, the lower your IQ can drop, the higher your\nmortality rates, the lower your reproductive rates, and the higher\nyour rates of racism and rape, because even sex and reproduction have\nbecome merely another dog-eat-dog affair. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPast\na certain point, even the cells of your own body assume you can’t\nkeep this up forever and, in cases such as chronic PTSD, your own\nneurons will actually shrink the hypothalamus enough to become\nvisible to the naked eye. In a vote of no confidence, they\nprogressively take away more of the decision making from your\nconscious mind, and enforce more negative memories and reactions, as\na default survival reflex. Even the cells of our own bodies know when\nour conscious mind is simply not providing the kind of results they\nrequire. Forget about the power of positive thinking, garbage in,\ngarbage out, ensures we must all must cultivate intimacy and\ncontentment, humor and tolerance, by leveling the playing field\naccording to whatever actually supports our children having a future.\nBeginning with learning new ways in which to share our words, instead\nof just more garbage, and to share a more genuine and inclusive\nsalt-of-the-earth sense of humor. Thankfully, its all related to our\nimmune system and reproductive system, meaning it will soon be\npossible to make incredible advances overnight, including possibly\ncures for things like racism and rape, and a variety of VR\napplications. As much as Babylonians might like to claim that anger\nand stupidity are never diseases, the AMA would beg to differ, and\nestablishing instant karma as a law of nature would provide the means\nfor more fully assessing such diseases, and possible treatments.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRecent\nexperiments have confirmed that Indeterminacy imposes a speed limit\nin quantum mechanics, determining how fast any energy can be\nconveyed. Which is comparable to a speed limit for reality as we know\nit and, of course, the speed limit is so fast its beyond all human\ncomprehension, but there should be four rudimentary thermodynamic\nspeed limits that apply across scales with, for example, the speed of\nlight also reflecting our personal limits and mortal fallibility, as\nmuch as, physical reality. Yet another recent experiment indicated\nthat, in quantum mechanics, the hotter any clock becomes the more\naccurate, which is another way of saying we are constrained to\ntrading efficiency for accuracy, harmony for balance, scales for\nmagnitudes, and humor for logic. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAmong\nother things, our genome and epigenome could possibly trade rolls at\ntimes, expressing similar nonlinear effects and their particle-wave\nduality, as the context determines which thermodynamics are not only\nfaster, but more efficient, creative, and harmonious. For example,\nproteins ring like a bell, facilitating their folding faster with\ngreater accuracy, and such nonlinear effects could be pervasive\nthroughout nature, ensuring that survival of the fittest remains more\nfundamentally an issue of harmony with our environment, and\nconservation of the lowest possible energy state and maximum entropy\nproduction. Which is technobabble, for love makes the world go round\nbut, according to Game Theory, the trick to evolution is remaining\ntwo punch lines ahead of the competition, throwing an enormous monkey\nwrench into The Game of Love, because knowledge and authenticity\nexpress their own particle-wave duality as well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nchicken pecking away at its own reflection in a mirror is how it\nnormally attempts to ignore the world around it, so its senses can\nfocus its easily distracted brain on being a chicken, or keeping its\nradio tuned into the signal, and remaining vigilant for any real\ndangers and anything worth eating. Like our foveated vision, they\npeck at their own reflection, because every cell in their bodies\nassumes by default that they are all complete idiots, who are easily\ndistracted. We put blinders on horses that might be easily spooked by\ntraffic or whatever, and chickens pecking at everything can be\ncompared to deliberately introducing more noise into their amplifier\nto make it more or less sensitive, like tapping your foot to the\nmusic. Their collective behavior is statistically so mechanical it\ncan be described using wave mechanics, and is similar to the way our\nfoveated vision and forward facing eyes help us to stay focused on\nwherever the hell we’re going. Chickens recognize each other’s\nfaces, and a chicken’s reflection in a mirror is a face its\nnever seen before, nonetheless, they seem to recognize that its just\na reflection, and peck simply because, even their skeletons are\ndesigned for pecking at everything and, they would die if they ever\nstopped pecking. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nchicken’s memories and physiology themselves are organized\naccording to their own pecking order, as if its chickens all the way\ndown baby! However, the chicken’s emotional reactions to any\ngiven situation help its cells to collectively regulate how it\nresponds to and accesses memories. Regardless of how indignant a\nstarving chicken, the minute you throw the corn on the ground all is\nforgiven, and the past can no longer compete with the present moment.\n Tiny infants exhibit this same behavior, and are easily distracted,\nand will often stop crying if you simply shout, "Blublubub!"\nAlong the same lines as tapping your foot to the music or humming to\nyourself, its behavior is essentially no different from that of any\nof its individual neurons, implying that the ease with which chickens\ncan be hypnotized reflects their brain possibly getting caught in\nsome sort of feedback loop, attempting to decide what to ignore next.\nMentally pecking away at whatever it is, while their neurons have\npragmatically sacrificed any marginally better feedback control they\ncan collectively muster, for greater speed and efficiency in figuring\nout what to ignore. With every neuron assuming that they’re all\neasily distracted blithering idiots and, of course, the hypnotized\nchicken eventually passes out, and wakes up none the wiser.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDigital\ncomputers do something similar and, for example, will constantly ask\nthemselves whether or not to ignore every key on a keyboard or keypad\nand, more often then you might assume, in all the confusion of\ndifferent programs running, figuring out what to ignore can still be\nthe fastest, easiest, and most efficient way to make progress, in\nfiguring out what to pay attention to next. Another example is your\ncomputer might constantly ask if you have moved the cursor, and will\ndim the screen, which is just the stupid approach that is simply\ncheaper and 10,000x more efficient than any of the alternatives,\nalong the same lines as using a rock for a doorstop, or a spring to\nclose a screen door. There isn’t much in the natural environment of a\nchicken that can hypnotize them, which is why holding their head up\nagainst a simple chalk line will do the trick. Analog circuitry, like\nthe chicken’s brain, treats time itself as a variable, and the\nlarger any calculation becomes, the more analog any circuitry must\nbecome if it is to quickly and efficiently crunch the numbers, and\nthe ease with with chickens can be hypnotized may reflect the more\nclassical limits of their individual neurons. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSensors\nhave proven to be more efficient when adding the correct aharmonic\nstochastic resonance, suggesting transistors themselves can be made\nmore efficient, and even adopt multivalue states, and quantum\ncomputers in particular could be designed to change the noise in\ntheir circuitry according to the specific type of program they are\nrunning. What is considered noise and information, can remain context\ndependent using networking systems logics and, theoretically, by\nincorporating the right complexity into both the hardware and\nsoftware, its possible to build yin-yang push-pull dynamics into a\nprocessor with as few as 5,000 transistors, capable of switching back\nand forth between classical and quantum mechanical operations on the\nfly and, in virtual reality, the chip could leverage the operator’s\nown yin-yang push-pull dynamics and brain, to help it crunch the\nnumbers, and create their own singularity. Although that might sound\nlike science fiction, the EU recently announced success using a\nsingle quantum optical transistor to almost instantly crush any\nquantum fast Fourier transform of arbitrary length, meaning a super\ncomputer with only a single transistor can no longer be considered a\ncomplete oxymoron. Information has no meaning without chaos, and a\nfull-scale quantum computer can use neuromorphic circuitry that\nprocesses data according to four rudimentary types of noise, or\nthermodynamics, it introduces into each circuit for different types\nof calculations, and the computer would have two "hemispheres"\nlike the brain, which specialize in four and five fold symmetries.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMachines\ncan already learn almost anything in a similar manner to the way\nhumans learn, and a recent estimate concluded that using holes,\ninstead of electrons, a quantum computer could be made much less\nvulnerable to outside noise, and the entire computer can be designed\naround what’s missing from this picture, and should be capable of\ndreaming of electric sheep. Eventually, such computers or robots\ncould possess a convincingly human-like awareness, personality, and\nconsciousness but, of course, they would require a sense of humor.\nOur rational conscious mind is the most complex of four subtypes, and\ndeep sleep is the opposite, but they all express different states of\nawareness, with the cells of our brains focusing on maintaining our\nmemories from the day’s events when we sleep. Expressing the\nmost rudimentary type of awareness, that something happened worth\nremembering, and other things worth forgetting and, quite often,\nrelying upon the default networking systems logic of a flock of\nchickens to decide such issues. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSometimes,\nchickens will do one another favors, such as sitting on each other’s\neggs and, as we sleep different parts of the brain, which may have\nbeen somewhat out of touch with each other, over the last week or so,\nwill share notes and inspire our dreams. Our subconscious routinely\nincorporates wild scenarios into our dreams as a way to solicit\nopinions from the rest of the brain, as to whether or not we should\nstrengthen our memories of something in particular, or flush them\ndown the toilet. As if waving something in the air and shouting out\nto the rest of brain for their opinions on how to debug, calibrate,\nand tune the brain, without any real consideration for its actual\ncontents. Meditation can often be compared to rebooting your\ncomputer, which stops it from running a lot of crap in the\nbackground, and our brains are also busy doing routine maintenance on\nour programs, memory, and hardware in our sleep. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tForget\nabout Linux, the porn and video game industries are intent on\ndeveloping cheap intuitive analog computer interfaces, that can stomp\nMicrosoft’s expensive AI and Pavlovian conditioning into the dirt, by\nshooting for the lowest common denominator, with support from the\nmedical industry. Of course, they require the appropriate analog\nlogic, and finesse with the infamous "Blue Screen of Death",\nand all the encouragement and suggestions people can give them.\nLikewise, our own mind and brain cells have also been documented as\nroutinely assuming each other’s dull maintenance jobs, whenever it\njust so happens to be significantly more efficient, at the most\nfundamental level of their organization and, by exploring our\nemotions in our sleep, our neurons can develop a better idea of what\nis worth ignoring. Deliberately introducing wild scenarios into our\ndreams, our subconscious isn’t necessarily terribly concerned about\nour conscious interpretations of our dreams, and is simply soliciting\nopinions on how to handle something that’s causing them all to be\ninefficient, and cooking the data again however they prefer, so they\ncan continue to shuffle the rest of the data around easier. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nbetter we sleep and the fewer emotional conflicts we have, the better\nour memories become, and our subconscious mind can be said to\nsometimes compete with our conscious mind over how much input each\nhas on the decision making process. All without having to interrupt\nour conscious thoughts when we’re awake, because they only really\ncare about deciding what our subconscious mind can easily choose to\nignore. Our subconscious isn’t a slave to the conscious mind, and our\nneurons hang out with each other, just relaxing among themselves in\nenormous numbers, and form exquisitely sensitive amplifiers, they can\nuse to balance accuracy against efficiency, according to Monty Carlo\nstatistics and pattern matching. Like the hypnotized chicken, we\nnormally wake up none the wiser, with no memory of dreaming, while\nwhat is reality and what is a dream progressively vanishes into\nindeterminacy. Our brain cells use our emotions to drag the past into\nthe present, balancing how fast and easily they can retrieve memories\nagainst how much accuracy they estimate they require, in order to\nfigure out what to ignore, according to how strong or distant the\nmemory happens to be in the present situation, producing conscious\nthought as an abstract interpretation of our emotions, memories, and\nhabits. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNo\nmatter how ardently a small child nurtures their overwhelming love\nfor their favorite toy, eventually, it becomes little more than an\nabstraction, illustrating how our thoughts, emotions, memories, and\nperceptions collectively produce our expanding awareness which, in\nturn, progressively normalizes the impact of any specific thoughts,\nemotions, memories, and perceptions we might have. Subsequently\nproducing emergent effects where our conscious awareness can grow\nqualitatively, in leaps and bounds, by trading back and forth between\npersonal and abstract knowledge. For its part, knowledge is\nequivalent to inertia conveying the past into the present while,\nsimilar to gravity, our awareness is grasping the greater context of\nthe self-evident truth, which unconditionally lends all of our\nknowledge meaning. The toy’s identity as an organic object of\naffection, becomes a much more abstract and mechanical memory, as the\nchild’s subconscious starts to recognize it as being of limited\nvalue. Inspiring their neurons to shuffle the data around more\nefficiently, but resulting in the child’s awareness expanding as it\nsimultaneously contracts, and providing a macroscopic example of a\nquantum eigenstate and particle-wave duality, or nonsensical\nsynergistic-normalization. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAnd,\nadditionally, explaining humanity’s continuing widespread Three\nStooges slapstick as reflecting the fact that, ironically,\nintelligent life requires more analog logic for the sake of\nefficiency. Along with instant karma, the fact that we ourselves are\nnot simple objects, such as a child’s toy, helps to prevent people\nfrom treating each other as if they were merely abstractions, but the\nmore complex our high tech toys become, the harder they are to\ndistinguish from people, and the easier it becomes to treat each\nother as abstractions, especially when the majority of the public\ndemands everyone lie to them, and the mass media do everything they\ncan to oblige them. Attempting to predict what comes next, our mind\nand brain largely invent the present moment, including inventing\ntheir own memories, according to whatever we might happen to believe\nto be worthy of studiously ignoring, simply because it usually turns\nout to be the most efficient way to decide what to pay attention to\nnext. For example, one experiment documented how, if you throw a\nbeach ball, your brain will show you where it thinks the ball is now,\nrather than, where your eyes spotted the ball last. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHuman\neyes see too slow a frame rate to keep up with a lot of moving\nobjects, and our brain ignores what our eyes see in favor of\npredicting the ball’s trajectory. If the prediction turns out\nwrong and the ball’s path is deflected by a sudden gust of\nwind, the brain will also automatically attempt to summarily dismiss\nthe fact that it made a wrong prediction, and focus instead on the\nball’s new trajectory. By focusing on what’s missing from\nthis picture, instead of what it contains, the brain is able to\nupdate its models much faster and more efficiently, similar to the\nway teamwork can provide progressively better results, the more\neveryone not only learns how to do their part, but learns how to\nencourage and maintain the harmony, productivity, and flexibility of\nthe group, by learning what is worth ignoring. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tToo\nmany cooks spoil the broth, and our neurons are either team players\nor attacked by the immune system, and specialize in different things,\nbut each must still learn on their own when to ignore each other, and\neven their own inclinations, in order to support the current group\nefforts. Some of our neurons are capable of quite complicated tasks,\nbut will substitute for less capable ones in a pinch, and will even\nscout around for other neurons with hidden talents, who can help them\njuggle all the data. Like small children, neurons don’t make\nclear distinctions between work and play, except work requires more\nfocus and energy and, by collectively focusing on what’s missing from\nthis picture, our neurons empower themselves to individually swap\nback and forth on the fly, between working hard for the conscious\nmind and relaxing among themselves within the subconscious, and doing\ntheir own collective, or family thing, while conveying our thoughts\nback and forth between our conscious and unconscious minds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSimilarly,\nthe neurons along the optic nerve work like an adaptable fuzzy logic\ndata sieve that casually filters all the data down to the tiniest\nfraction, so the heuristic networks in the back of the brain can more\nrapidly determine what is worth ignoring next. The two provide each\nother with feedback, and specialize in alternating back and forth\nbetween treating their content as if it is composed of waves you can\nsift through a twisted net, or individual particles that need to be\nshuffled around like cards, in order to figure out what they are.\nSwitching back and forth between vague and explicit approaches,\ndifferentials and integrals, our brain can automatically discern the\ntiniest clues as rapidly and efficiently as possible, shifting its\nfocus simultaneously in both space and in time, empowering it to\nutilize more quantum mechanics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDue\nto a quarter billion photons hitting the back our eye each second,\nvision is the most efficient of our senses, and the more efficient\nany particular sense we use, the more clearly it displays\nparticle-wave duality in even its architecture. All of our senses are\ncross-wired, and express a similar architecture to the parts of the\nbrain responsible for mathematics, language, and aesthetics, with our\nsenses even becoming more bifurcated in the case of our eyes and\nears. Our vision itself and the inherent way our neurons organize,\nall seem to express variations on particle-wave duality, and the more\nefficient they become, the more they resemble vague particle-waves\nand a recursive systems logic, where any attempt to rely solely upon\nexclusive mechanics quickly becomes counterproductive for maintaining\nthe lowest possible energy state. Similarly, time slows down as we\naccelerate to Relativistic speeds or when something falls into a\nblack hole, enforcing that our lowest possible energy state remains\nrelative to our ability to focus on, and interact with, the rest of\nthe universe. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWithout\nthe ability to exchange at least a minimum of energy and information\nwith the universe, its as if we might as well not exist and, at close\nto the event horizon of a black hole or approaching the speed of\nlight, the heat becomes so intense that anything will disintegrate\nlong before time comes to a complete halt. The Quantum Zeno Effect\nillustrates how synergy and syntropy can be considered indivisible\nyin and yang, with entangled particles that never change in any way\nwhatsoever, and never do a damned thing, still somehow having an\nimpact on our world by merely occupying space, altering both the past\nand present in measurable ways that impact any observers, while\nRelativistic time dilation illustrates how the two extremes\nprogressively exchange identities, with synergy becoming synonymous\nwith raw energy and information being scattered to the four winds as\nnoise, as if reproducing the Big Bang in miniature. Again, neither a\nbackwards, random, nor utterly fated universe is more than vaguely\ncomprehensible as an abstraction, strongly implying that we see the\nforward arrow of time, merely because, that’s the default that\njust happens to make a great deal more sense while, apparently, if it\nwere any different, nobody would be around to ask the question. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\ntechnobabble, three eigenstates have proven to be enough to produce\nthe familiar three dimensional space-time and arrow of time that we\nperceive, and these can be thought of as representing circular,\nlinear, and self-organizing time, where nothing from nothing ain’t\nnothin’ in Wonderland! The mathematics for thermodynamics are\nabout as humble, and downright ugly, as they come, while Einstein\nonce compared Relativity to a beautiful jewel, and quantum mechanics\nare commonly considered to be as vague, foggy, and obscure as humanly\nimaginable. Making stochastic processing in the brain, once again, of\nconcerted interest today for studying where the rubber meets and the\nroad, and where reality and illusion, bullshit and the truth, part\ntheir ways, somewhere in the Statistical Twilight Zone but, if it\nmakes you feel any better, theoretically obeying some sort of\nmodified Bayesian probabilities, leveraging aharmonic stochastic\nresonance vanishing into Indeterminacy, and expressing the negative\nprobabilities of quantum mechanics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSky-High-Pie-in-The-Face-Spherical-Cubes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tContrary\nto what you might presume, in spite of quantum mechanics commonly\nbeing formulated in six dimensions and Relativity in four dimensions,\nthe best mathematicians in the world can barely imagine what the\nsimplest four dimensional objects might actually look like, while two\ndimensional objects are much easier to comprehend, but the\nmathematics also indicate that two dimensions, such as holographic\nand String Theories propose, are not enough to support consciousness\nwithout some sort of outside influence. Our two most widely\napplicable physical theories today incorporate humanly inconceivable\ngeometries, suggesting that even our mathematics and geometry should\ndisplay particle-wave duality, with Newtonian physics already proving\ncapable of describing the universe using just two dimensions while,\nupon closer examination, our apparently three dimensional universe\nappears to require more than just three dimensions, or quantum\nmechanics, Relativity, and Fractal Geometry would not apply to\neverything in nature. As if we have an entire spectrum of distinctive\ngeometries to choose from, ranging from that of a fatalistic\nsingularity, to a two dimensional cartoon reality, to the three\ndimensions we normally find so practical, to yet again higher\ndimensional geometries that are humanly inconceivable, with more\nfatalistic and geometric classical Relativity implying four\ndimensions are plenty, and quantum mechanics laughing at the\nsuggestion you can ever have enough dimensions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCollectively,\nthe entire spectrum of useful geometries suggests that you might as\nwell argue over how many angels can dance on the head of a pin,\nbecause you’ll never get a definitive answer as to exactly how\nmany dimensions our universe has, and the normal everyday world\naround us, only appears to be three dimensional, by default of it\nbeing the least complicated perspective, that makes the most sense.\nTo our eyes, the world appears to be three dimensional and fractal\nfor the most part, to our causal mathematics it appears to possibly\nhave infinite dimensions, while a paradoxical universe would suggest\nthat, for all practical purposes, the universe can be thought of as\nsimultaneously expressing both four and five dimensions. At least\nfour dimensions are required for the causal mechanics, and using four\ndimensions would favor more fatalistic geometric perspectives, while\nfive would favor random forces and dynamics, with the combination of\nthe two accounting for the success of Fractal Geometry and Chaos\nTheory. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tGravity\nresembles both a force of nature and a geometric effect, conflating\nits exact identity, and coyly hinting that we can ignore quantum\nmechanics, and four dimensions are enough. Physicists have also run\ninto an endless series of results all hinting at the existence of new\nparticles and forces that never manifest, and these can be thought of\nas simply begging the question as to exactly how many dimensions and\nforces our universe has, and whether dimensions are forces. Being\nequally magical and causal, our universe can be described as having\nfour obvious causal dimensions and four forces but, additionally,\nalso contains quasi fifth dimensional forces and geometries that are\ncontextual, with virtual particles being an example of a quasi fifth\ndimensional force and the Quantum Zeno Effect an example of a quasi\nfifth spatial dimension or geometry, with both conflating the\nidentities of space and time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nUmbral Moonshine Conjecture has been established, making it now\ntheoretically possible to measure infinity in the real world, and to\nfinally realize the dream of the ancient Greeks, and establish for\nall time, that the sum total of human stupidity really is infinite.\nThe same mathematics appear to be tautological, implying infinity is\nmerely a synonym for self-organizing, and explaining how it has\nbecome possible to measure infinity in the real world. Apparently, we\nperceive the world around us as three dimensional and Fractal for the\nmost part, for the same reason we perceive the arrow of time, because\nits the default perspective and the only one that makes any real\nsense. Instead of a single geometry applying to everything, our\nmortal fallibility, and the specific dynamics in any given situation,\nare what determine which geometry becomes more useful, and easily\nobservable, providing an explanation for why quanta require infinite\ndimensions to calculate. For all practical purposes, whether a black\nhole actually has a geometry is a meaningless question, unless you\nintend to visit one soon, but its dynamics provide useful hints as to\nwhat can still be considered its default geometry for most conceptual\npurposes, and precisely because the event horizon is so low in\nentropy, it may even be capable of having more than one geometry in\nquantum superposition. Making even geometry context dependent for any\nkind of clear identity, and related to the lowest possible energy\nstate of the system, which should make for some interesting\nexperiments in dimension squeezing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNone\nof these are particularly difficult assessments to make, but natural\nphilosophy is all but an extinct species, and I don’t know of\nany additional studies I assume, because instant karma and what’s\nmissing from this picture are anathema in academia, and even the\ncurrent widely used mathematics for quantum mechanics are still being\nreformulated in fundamentally new ways, that should have been done\nhalf a century ago. Humor is just obviously beneath their dignity,\nexplaining why String Theories have failed to produce any useful\nanswers in half a century, and have repeatedly unraveled altogether,\nproducing tautological results, yet they remain wildly popular with\nsupposedly practical physicists. (Oooh Shiny!) Nevertheless,\ndifferent combinations of eigenstates have proven capable of\nproducing the normal forces of nature and the world we see all around\nus, with time and geometry being indivisible yin and yang, lending\neverything their own internal clocks and geometry, which determine\nhow long anything endures, including any oh so pretty theories that\nString everybody along, and any more lofty pretensions to the throne.\n <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nchaos of the universe and the forces of nature all contribute towards\ndetermining how long anything endures but, eventually, everything\ntransforms into its indivisible complimentary-opposite, and even a\nblack hole stranded in the vast empty regions of space, will slowly\nevaporate and scatter its constituent mass to the four corners of the\nuniverse. Physicists debate whether protons are immortal but, 42\nbeing as good as it gets, means they may never be able to determine\nfor certain, and can only resolve the issue by examining the Big\nPicture of the particle zoo, for low entropy inferences. Everything\nbecomes more or less vague and explicit, including how long anything\nendures, or how big or small anything can get, providing an\nexplanation for how synergy and the orderly universe emerge in\ndiverse ways from what appears to be utterly random chaos, when\ntalking about uber tiny quanta. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMass\nand energy can be thought of as distorted expressions of time, a\nsingularity, or what’s missing from this picture. An electron,\nfor example, can be viewed as teleporting out of a container that is\nnot big enough for two electrons, because that is the least absurd\nresult possible under the circumstances, and the context is\ndetermining the identity of its own contents in a dramatic fashion,\ndue to the context being so extreme to begin with, and the identity\nof its contents so humble in comparison, with so few measurable\ncharacteristics. In vast numbers, quanta are extremely predictable,\nbecause their increased numbers provide more information about them,\nmaking the context less extreme in comparison to their relative lack\nof individual content, but they still express noncommutative\nbehavior. The issue is how dramatically each identifiable context and\nany of its contents are juxtaposed but, you could also say, the\nelectron was too big to play nice with the container, and mama nature\ninsists we all pay it forward. Similarly, Quantum Electrodynamics\nillustrate how it is possible to think of there being merely a single\nelectron in the entire universe, that just gets around faster than\nthe Road Runner, but all of our mathematics forming a spectrum\nimplies this can be considered merely the result of dimension\nsqueezing, making it a more useful model for the limited mathematics\nthey use.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nmore extreme context determines what it is possible for us to\nobserve, and electrons just happen to be humble enough, for our\nlimited mathematics to be more precise in their case, with classical\nmathematics being generally quite good for describing both gravity\nand electromagnetism, but not so great with the strong and weak\nforces. Due the principle of identity vanishing down the toilet, what\nremains observable progressively resembles shadows and other voids\nthat are background dependent for their very existence, with even our\nmathematics and concepts becoming incredibly vague and\nself-contradictory, while it remains impossible to see just how fat\nyour own ass is without using at least a mirror, but mirrors can lie!\nSimilarly, the researchers’ pie-in-the-face results should\nincrease in size and frequency, as they diligently continue making\nheadway in narrowing down the wide range of possibilities, while\nscrupulously attempting to ignore what’s missing from this\npicture, in their grimly determined, traditional, proud,\ninstitutionalized, nose-to-the-grindstone fashion. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThis\ntrend, of conspicuously multiplying pies-in-the-face, should be\nrepeated over vast scales and magnitudes, introducing ripple effects,\nas they spread to every existing mainstream cultural institution and,\nupon occasion, eliciting startling emergent effects and metamorphic\ntransformations, ascending to unprecedented heights of absurdity\nwithin the public arena. Inexorably achieving truly stupendous and\nnoteworthy historical relevance, and progressively invading the\npublic consciousness and that of the mass media, sometimes in leaps\nand bounds, as humanity’s own science and technology,\nprogressively facilitate the slowly dawning widespread awareness of\nthe reality of our situation. That 42 really is as good as it gets,\nand reality really and truly is stranger than fiction! Lamentably,\nmaking lowbrow slapstick intrinsic to nature, and significantly more\ncommonplace than would be the case in a strictly causal universe,\nwhich it should be possible to eventually establish statistically. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nyou’ve ever suspected that life admits for just way too much\nlowbrow slapstick to actually make any damned sense, apparently, you\nwere correct, and its a side-effect of inhabiting a singularity, and\nlowbrow slapstick is our destiny! Along with the somewhat exaggerated\ntwo dimensional side-effects, its a side-effect that is currently\nreaching absurd extremes, as civilization’s own technology\nincreasingly promotes lies, distorted perspectives, and\nself-defeating behavior, on unheard of scales. Falling down the\nrabbit hole, things just get weirder as you go and, as a result, the\nfaster we make progress the larger, more freakish, and harder to\nignore all of the pies-in-the-face are becoming, because they are\nintrinsic to nature and self-organizing, while the computers are\nabout to expose the exact mathematics and linguistics for how all of\nthese pies-in-the-face work, in excruciating detail. Having the\nmathematics doesn’t guaranty researchers will suddenly acquire a\nsense of humor, much less, recognize what they are confronted with\nand, among others, my book is intended for all the kids out there\ndesperate to find a way to create a better future for themselves, and\nfor all the academics and others struggling to provide them with more\norganic solutions, but with no real clue as to how instant karma\nworks. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLowbrow\nslapstick being mama nature’s specialty, and now being\nautomated, will soon lend entirely new meaning to Alvin Toffler’s\ndire warnings of “Future Shock!” For example, IBM’s\ncomputer “Watson”, who famously won on the TV game show\nJeopardy, provided just a taste of what is to come, when he surprised\neveryone yet again, by acquiring an unsolicited case of potty mouth.\nLike many expensive computer systems today, Watson was deliberately\ndesigned not to resemble a human mind and brain, in order to avoid\njust this sort of complication, which their corporate partners so\nseldom seem to appreciate. Evidently, his engineers either lacked the\nrequired sense of humor for the job, and needed to hire a comedian as\na consultant, or they had more of a sense of humor than, strictly\nspeaking, the job required.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHumans\nare vastly more complex than either Watson or electrons, at least\naccording to our own measurements and assessments, providing a simple\nexplanation for why we don’t normally see people popping in and\nout of existence, levitating, teleporting, or reliably predicting the\nfuture or whatever, but we can still appreciate lowbrow slapstick and\nproduce more than our fair share. Humor can sometimes be\nincomprehensible, and magic and the irrational can be far beyond all\nmortal comprehension, but we can still observe how they behave in a\nself-organizing fashion, and learn how to predict their behavior.\nBeing mortal has its obvious drawbacks, yet our shortcomings can\nbecome our greatest strengths and, sometimes, we may observe\ninexplicable things such as the passage of time behaving strangely,\nbut our own technology is now beginning to imitate both humanity and\nnature, like automated fun-house mirrors in the Twilight Zone Comedy\nHour! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tReality\nand the arrow of time scale according to their complexity, or their\nhumble and elegant simplicity, which can also be compared to the\nlowest possible energy state and maximum entropy production. Ensuring\nthat, everything being random, everything resembles both the Big Bang\nand the Big Crunch, explaining why we perceive the everyday world\naround us as so deterministic, yet Watson felt compelled to cuss, and\nwhy some today swear that the internet itself is becoming conscious.\nSooner or later, everything starts to resemble vague metaphors and\nexpress more organic behavior, with organic life as we know it merely\nrepresenting a more obvious extreme in the same self-organizing\ncomplexity, that expresses reality as simultaneously allegorical and\nmetaphorical, reality and the dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCall\nit “Low Entropy Physics”, “Bullshit Singularity\nPhysics”, or whatever you prefer, but the greater truth of the\ngreater context demonstrably determines the identity of its own\ncontents! For there are many lesser truths and, then, there is the\nOne Greater Truth which Socrates called the Memory of God, whom none\nmay look upon and remember in all his glory. In other words, keep\npaying it forward suckers because, in a Goldilocks universe, the\ntruth may only be shared on the playground, and logic that can’t\nbe shared and used to define bullshit is bullshit, while bullshit\nthat can’t define logic is always meaningful! What we do not\nknow and cannot know, can easily become more important than anything\nwe may happen to know, and logic that can’t be used to pay it\nforward ultimately becomes self-defeating Three Stooges slapstick.\nFor the more that any particular bullshit that we might happen to\nshare reflects the greater truth, for better or for worse, the longer\nit will endure! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPast\na certain point, whether we perceive something as changing or\nunchanging, energy or information, meaningful or bullshit, becomes a\nmatter of scales and magnitudes, with everything expressing the\nparticle-wave duality of heat and motion, and the issue returning to\nhow everything moves collectively, as well as, independently. Falling\ninto a giant black hole the temperature soars through the roof, and\nheavier objects fall faster, due to their collective behavior causing\ninertial frame dragging, warping the very fabric of space-time\nitself, while the rotation of the galaxies with hundreds of billions\nof stars, don’t obey Newtonian mechanics either, and they would\nfly apart if they did. The giant black hole at the center of our\ngalaxy has an electromagnetic torus feeding it and enormous jets at\nthe poles, causing any objects falling into it to not only express\ntime dilation, but emergent effects and less causal appearing\nbehavior, like hubcaps spinning backwards. Distant Quasars have\nproven to possess two giant black holes in their center that make\nmince meat out of space-time, and might be the most impressive\nhubcaps in the universe, suggesting that, close to our own giant\nblack hole, time or mass is speeding up, slowing down, going\nsideways, or dramatically changing somehow, while earth is caught\nsmack dab in the middle of the Goldilocks Zone of the Solar System\nand Milky Way Galaxy, where Newtonian mechanics and classic logic\njust happen to make a great deal more sense for countless everyday\npurposes, because they’re either just right or not, roughly 95%\nof the time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSwirlonics\nare a new discipline that has documented macroscopic self-propelled\ncolloidal particles swirling, as if attempting to form something\nbetween a spiral and a circle, and resisting Newton’s third law of\nmotion, refusing to accelerate when a force is applied. Their unusual\nbehavior may reflect the fact that its impossible to move in either\nperfect circles or straight lines, and could imply that Centrifugal\nForce expresses emergent effects and, possibly, could provide\nadditional clues as to how superconductivity and superfluidity work,\nand even anti-gravity. While playing around with the math, like\nPlanck before him, a cosmologist recently discovered,\naccidentally-on-purpose, that the motion of galactic whirlpools, such\nas our own Milky Way Galaxy, obey the even more wildly accurate\nSchrodinger equation, indicating that what we are observing is a\nfractal recursion of particle-wave duality over vast scales, and\nthere are four enormous teams of researchers worldwide dedicated to\nsearching for just such fractal recursions using distinctive\napproaches. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOthers,\nhave managed to describe the rotation of the spiral galaxies as\nexpressing a morphogenic field, where energy and information are\nalways at right angles to each other, but the fact the Schrodinger\nequation also describes the rotation of the galaxies, implies that\nmorphogenic fields only become useful models in specific contexts,\nand can elaborate upon how Relativity must be reformulated as a\nbroader theory of thermodynamics. Adrian Bejan noted that, on the\nlargest of scales, the distribution of the visible matter resembles\nheat induced stress fractures in flaking paint. As if the universe is\nflaky or has a flaky layered architecture or, possibly, resembles a\ndelicately cooked glass onion under extreme magnification. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAt\nthe furthest remove our instruments are theoretically capable of\nmeasuring, way far out, Beyond The Forbidden Outer Limits of the\nCosmic Microwave Background, Lost in Space, trekking recklessly into\nwell known Uncharted Dark Territory, hidden far removed from the\ncasual observer, were its impossible to ever get anything delivered,\nwell beyond all Known-No-No-Bounds, deep within the Deepest Do-Do of\nthe Twilight Zone, the gravitational pull from The Far Fetched Side\nof the Universe should be just barely detectable as it accelerates\naway from us faster than the speed of light, demarcating where\ncosmology undeniably transforms into colorful bullshit. As if we are\ngazing into the event horizon of a black hole from the inside and,\nassuming 42 really is it, the eventual fate of every branch of the\nsciences is to encounter equally nonsensical and incredibly vague,\nconvoluted, misleading, and self-contradictory answers to any line of\ninquiry. Collectively hinting that Deja Vu is that sinking feeling\nthat Socrates was right, and the only thing we can know for certain\nis that we know nothing however, with the possible exception that, we\ncan all rest assured that we’ve been down this road before, because\nthe time is just never what you think it is, until that time rolls\nround again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRelativity\nindicates the passage of time comes to a complete halt at the event\nhorizon, yet again, implying that time could possibly flow backwards\nas information while, simultaneously, energy and information are\nstill dispersed throughout the universe, in the normal manner we’re\naccustomed to. Time flowing backwards can be thought of as a\ncontinuum, such as Einstein’s rubber sheets, which expresses\nthe syntropic wave-like aspects of particle-wave duality but, like\nthe theory of a single electron universe, or a flat earth, this is\njust an easier way to conceptualize total chaos in an extreme\nsituation, and a bolt of lightning is never to be confused with a\nsingle electron. Likewise, a continuum can be used to describe\nperhaps 83% of what is observable, if you stretch your imagination,\nand is comparable to relying upon our hearing and vision in a dimly\nlit room, to make it easier to navigate, but never to be confused\nwith the actual territory itself, if you’re in a hurry to go to\nthe bathroom! Due to the symmetry of the paradox of our existence,\nand it being an easy way to conceptualize things like gravity, many\nassume everything can be described as waves in some sort of vague\ncontinuum, but waves that are not composed of anything specific are\njust so much Groovy Imaginary Wavy Gravy and Sublime Lime Jell-O with\nColorful Marshmallows, while physicists themselves frequently insist\nthat Yertle was correct, and “Its turtles all the way down\nbaby!” <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOthers\nassume everything obeys abstract probabilities, as if probabilities\nthemselves represent some sort of Platonic Ideal, but experiments in\nNegative Quantum Mechanics have established that classic logic and\nphysics cannot account for the behavior of time itself, and what we\nrequire are negative probabilities, or imaginary time, which can more\noften resemble the Muppet Show or a Charlie Chaplin movie reel, than\nPlato’s idealism. By enforcing the principle of identity, classic\nlogic implies a causal explanation for the arrow of time, but the\nexistence of the event horizon of a black hole and the Quantum Zeno\nEffect, graphically illustrate how classic logic inevitably becomes\nself-contradictory, requiring systems logics in order to make further\nprogress. The concept of Chi, or the undetectable flow within the\nempty void, is an example of systems logics that I cover in another\nchapter and, among other things, tools such as Feynman diagrams can\nbe considered merely simplified systems logics, that can be expanded\nupon in a wide variety of ways.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEssentially,\nits just another way of saying that time appears to be nonlinear,\nmaking everything else eventually appear to be magically\nself-organizing, but in a more or less symmetrical fashion, that begs\nthe question as to whether anything is actually changing, or whether\nour lives are fated. Due to the greater context inevitably\ndetermining the identity of its own contents, as the future\nnormalizes the present, nobody can tell exactly what the hell is\ngoing on, because nobody beats mama nature to the punch lines, and\nwe’d all be bored to tears if we knew everything. Quantum\nmechanics are normally formulated as wave mechanics in six dimensions\nfor this same reason, simply due to it being a more pragmatic way for\nmere mortals to approach the subject, and actually say something\nmeaningful most of the time, but its a good perspective for a\nbeginner to adopt in order to learn basic nonlinear temporal\ndynamics, and start to recognize patterns that don’t fit the\ncontinuum model.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\ntrillion particles here, a trillion there, and pretty soon its hard\nto follow all the action, which is what trained Hollywood stuntmen\nand physicists alike call the “Many Body Problem”, and\nvaliantly attempt to simulate using their best rubber sheets, while\ncautiously probing with nanoscopic precision in under attoseconds,\ncareful to make certain they are never disturbed. Waves can be fun to\nwatch, or they can put you to sleep, especially if you like water\nbeds, but a temporal continuum like the one I’m describing\nwould also resemble an adaptable series of giant coffee filters or\nsieves that merely rule out any metaphysical and conceptual extremes.\nIronically, our lives can be considered fated in the sense that we\ncannot do anything that the future forbids. (Duh!) <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAs\nconfusing as nonlinear time can become, its also what makes\neverything self-organizing, and the more we inhabit the present\nmoment, the more self-actualized we become. The laws of physics\nreflecting our own mortal fallibility, ensures that time flowing\nbackwards should sometimes resemble our sense of smell, which is\nhardwired into the brain stem and is similar to a peg board a child\nmight push different shaped blocks through, with its only job being\nto eliminate extremes such as anyone pounding a square peg through a\nround hole, in order to create their own personal naked singularity.\nAlthough it remains possible to create any number of distinctive\nkinds of singularities, one naked singularity is enough for the\nentire multiverse, and no matter how hard you try, mama nature will\nstop you, even if she has to blatantly violate local causality to do\nso, or make you live to regret your choices.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhile\nmy proposing that 12,000 year old pornographic Chinese potty humor\nimplies the future somehow magically influences the present, may\nobviously require some among us first invest in the salt mining\nindustry, nonetheless, as I pointed out in the first chapter, the\nnormally inscrutable Chinese government forbade the use of time\ntravel as a plot device in their mass media, and the US government\nhas grudgingly admitted to having classified a few jokes as “Vital\nto the National Defense”. In technobabble, space-time is a\nhyperuniform or Homogenized Fractal Cartoon Heaven and Hell, because\nnobody can say exactly what the hell space-time is either, but it\nappears to be what’s missing from this picture, and has a\ntemperature that, of course, appears to- be just right. On the\nsmallest of possible scales, physicists describe space-time as\n“frothy” like their beer, “turtles”, or\n“invisible pixies”, and you can argue all you want that\neverything must obey logic and reason, but both perfect logic and a\nperfect vacuum are demonstrably impossible, and modern science has\ndocumented time speeding up, slowing down, flowing backwards,\nvanishing altogether, and performing more tricks than a stage\nmagician!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ntime lines that the future eliminates can be thought of as supplying\nthe energy and entropy we perceive all around us, thus, obeying both\nthe law of conservation of energy and conservation of information,\nbut in a paradoxical fashion where the two are ultimately\nindivisible, and context dependent for any kind of clear identity.\nAdditionally, it implies that the infinite universes within our\nmultiverse each have their own “Mirror Worlds” where any\ntimelines that don’t occur in our universe manifest as\nmomentum, or random energy, and there could be four distinctive\nuniverses and timelines which closely parallel our own. These would\nconstantly diverge away from our own, creating an infinite number of\ntimelines all conflating the identity of energy and information, with\naround 32 parallel universes, progressively deviating away from our\nown at any given time, being enough to provide the kind of continuity\nobservable in our daily lives. Call it the “Mulitplexed Karmic\nMultiverse” but, theoretically, the more harmonious we become,\nthe easier it is to walk between universes and timelines, as if\ntuning in a different radio station, or dancing on thin air like Fred\nAstaire and Micheal Jackson, which is how you can conceivably win\nmore often on Let’s Make a Deal!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nall the confusion, whether the future is actually influencing the\npast in any given situation, or an assortment of parallel universes\nare merging, or the pixies just have serious attitude, must forever\nremain a mystery, because we can never quite distinguish space from\ntime, which perform what physicists call a random, “Drunkard’s\nWalk” that staggers between order and chaos, defying even the\nmagical tap dancing skills of Fred and Micheal, which still require\nfaith in a higher power. Whether you consider the universe to be\nmagical or causal always depends on the observer, however, thanks to\nit being so random, for most practical purposes, its safe enough to\nassume that everybody inhabits one and the same universe, where they\nall just happen to converge and, simultaneously, everyone shares\noverlapping karmic realities. The issue is how fast everything\nbecomes self-organizing across scales and magnitudes, and the harder\nyou attempt to draw distinctions between karmic realities, the more\nindistinguishable they become, and the less they reflect the universe\nthat everybody shares. Karma is all about grasping the Big Picture\nfor ourselves and, for example, the harder physicists have attempted\nto prove the universe is ultimately causal, the more causal evidence\nthey’ve collected to support the idea, and the more progress\nthey’ve made in narrowing down the possibilities. Thus,\ncreating their own distinctive local karmic reality, right here on\nplanet earth, but with their progress towards definitively settling\nthe issue having steadily slowed to a crawl for going on half a\ncentury, while the remaining possibilities are still infinite, for\nall practical purposes. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tYa\ndon’t need a weatherman to know which way all the hot air blows\nin Babylon, and physicists were convinced well over a century ago\nthat they already knew everything, and everybody else is full of\ncrap, only to discover radioactivity, Relativity, and quantum\nmechanics. Each need must inevitably decide for themselves, whether a\njoke has any meaning, but the harder we demand answers in a\nparadoxical universe, the more nonsense we encounter and the bigger\nthe pies-in-the-face become, especially when money is involved.\nGoldilocks didn’t just step through that door, she wandered all\nover the house and made herself right at home, which can be compared\nto a cascade effect where, under the right conditions, the smallest\npebble can produce a landslide. In the long run, their illusory\nkarmic bubble that everything makes some sort of rational sense, need\nmust inevitably be replaced by a giant pie-in-the-face revelation\nthat, despite any and all objections from the peanut gallery, mama\nnature is the very definition of analog, and can keep this up\nforever. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\naddition to our individual karma, we also share the karma of everyone\naround us, and our shared and individual realities obey the same\nself-organizing scalar rules, providing enough continuity for people\nto normally perceive roughly the same evolving reality, the vast\nmajority of the time and, additionally, providing a governor effect\nor a built-in Star Trek style “Prime Directive” which\nhelps to prevent the worst extremes, while simultaneously ensuring\nthe zingers and pies-in-the-face never do stop coming. On the\ntelevision show they constantly debate the Prime Directive and their\nmoral obligations, but they seldom discuss metaethics as anything\nmore than an abstraction, as if what we think and believe is more\nimportant than what we feel and do as human beings. Its a stupid TV\nshow that doesn’t have time for realism, even assuming anyone wanted\nrealism. Forget about Mr Spock, almost every character on the show is\nsome kind of genius, superman, or a god and its Cartoon Land the\nwhole way, and lends itself particularly well to pornography, relying\nheavily upon the influence of Italian directors who know how to find\nthe best deals on Spandex. As philosophies go, Star Trek is more of a\nfashion statement, but I love the show myself! They say William\nShatner’s acting is pure cheese wiz, but cheese wiz is pretty good\nonce in a while!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAnywho,\nthe stars in the heavens being as far apart as they are, for example,\nis along the same lines as the Big Bang being “just right”\nand ensures a rich ecology of stars, and that humanity can evolve and\nexplore our local stellar neighborhood in a progressive manner, that\nmakes as much causal sense as possible for each observer, and ensures\nthat the stars are far enough apart that only an advanced\ncivilization could make the journey. In contrast, the stars in the\ncenter of our galaxy, orbiting the giant black hole at Sagittarius,\nform a radioactive war zone, comparable to a giant hearth, that warms\nand sustains the entire galaxy, but the stars become further apart\nthe further out you go, while the earth is perhaps 3\/4 of the way out\nat most. Where, of course, its neither too hot nor too cold, and you\ncould say our own Solar system and Milky Way Galaxy share a more\nmature "Black Hole Sun", with black holes often producing\nstellar nurseries, and responsible for the distribution of roughly\n80% of all the mass and energy in the visible universe. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMore\nintriguingly, it implies that Sagittarius A may be the most reliable\nmeasure of space-time within our immediate stellar neighborhood and,\nalong with the Big Bang, can also be considered the origin of reality\nas we know it, right here on planet earth. Sagittarius is perhaps\n70,000 light years from earth implying that, as much as anything\nelse, our local reality, the laws of physics, and the temperature and\ncomposition of space-time around us, depend on what happened in\nSagittarius 70,000 years ago. An examination of the dwarf galaxies\nsurrounding the Milky Way, indicated they had a baby boom, with many\nmysteriously deciding to give birth to new stars at the same time,\nwhich can be thought of as possibly the gravity of Sagittarius,\nfocusing Chi, virtual particles, or what Leibniz described as the\nLife Force of the universe, still emanating from the Big Bang.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\npervasive existence of giant black holes, in the center of almost\nevery galaxy, suggests they graphically represent the rabbit hole of\nthe recursion in the principle of identity, repeatedly expressed over\nvast scales and magnitudes, and illustrate how we inhabit a\nparadoxical and metaphorical universe, and how the arrow of time and\neven geometry can easily become more context dependent. Black Holes\nresemble subatomic particles and, like any other subatomic particle,\nthey’re difficult to measure and not noticeable in our everyday\nworld, but still vital to our existence, and provide a more geometric\nview of the recursion in the principle of identity. Existence itself\ncan be said to promote life as we know it, and pies-in-the-face, as\nmerely more ways in which to creatively pay it forward, and organic\nlife can be said to resemble everything else in existence, because\neverything shares the same underlying symmetry and intrinsic systems\nlogic, which are significantly more egalitarian than any metaphysics.\nAmong other things, systems logics can leverage the Butterfly Effect\nto illustrate how Standard Theory cannot explain specific\nobservations, such as the Big Bang being "just right".\nToday’s computers are powerful enough to crunch the numbers,\nand when the computers spit out the Theory of Everything it should\nmake a great deal more sense out of classical mathematics and the\nphysical constants, but in terms a five year old can comprehend, and\nthat reflect our mortal fallibility, and how each must nurture faith\nin themselves and their personal journey. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCaptain\nCook, sailing around the world, can be considered to have literally\ntraveled between universes and time periods, and not merely around\nthe world, because we ourselves must always decide what is the world\nand what is the universe, what is the past and present. Nevertheless,\nfor the overwhelming majority, its much more pragmatic to merely\nassume he sailed around the world, and wasn’t another tourist from\nthe ninth dimension, no doubt, searching for Borg Cubes to\nassimilate. Our own personal inertia is an example of how karma\nconveys our past into the present and, the more extreme any\nsituation, the more the central issue becomes how compatible our\nkarma happens to be. In Captain Cook’s case, in spite of being\nfamous for being friendly with the Natives wherever he went, the\nHawaiians executed him on the beach when he ordered his men to open\nfire on them during what, to the Hawaiians, was the equivalent of a\nbarroom brawl not worth killing anyone over. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCook’s\nuntimely death, upon discovering Paradise at a Hawaiian Luau,\nresembles the Butterfly Effect, where an extreme metaphysical context\ncan make the most unlikely sequence of events more probable, and also\nresembles a Star Trek style “Prime Directive” built into\nthe fabric of existence itself, that reflects how cavemen couldn’t\ninvent the atom bomb or travel to Alpha Centuri in a wooden dugout.\nWeather models imply the Butterfly Effect often emerges from multiple\ncomplex systems interacting, and Cook was no mere caveman sailing\naround the world in a dugout he made over the weekend. The Hawaiians\nwere amazing sailors in their own rite, and could show Cook a thing\nor two and, apparently, the laws of physics being so egalitarian\npromoted their meeting, 2,000 miles in the middle of nowhere, only\nafter both had advanced to a certain point in technology, ensuring\nlife generally remains two steps forward and one back for every\nobserver, or else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhen\na hundred Spanish Conquistadors conquered all of South America using\nhigh tech weapons and armor, all the gold they brought back inflated\ntheir economy so badly, the Spanish Empire was lost after their\neconomy collapsed and, then, their fleet promptly sank in a\nhurricane. For many, the temptation is to write this off as a\ncoincidence, but the negative probabilities of quantum mechanics\nsuggest otherwise and, of course, we can never know for certain. The\nmore certain we become of one thing, the less of another, expressing\nparticle-wave duality and the HUP, nonetheless, it remains possible\nto do statistical analysis for long term trends. Darwinian survival\nof the fittest is widely accepted, and technology always advances\nfaster during wartime, but the evidence also suggests that early\nhominids excelled in developing new tools and art whenever the\nweather was mild, and the available food sources were abundant. Among\npopulations pushed to the edge of genocide, every survivor is\ncommonly expected to exceed their potential, and war can be described\nas a default survival mode that focuses our collective energy, but is\nunsustainable and, obviously, undesirable. The truth itself appears\nto be self-organizing, and displays both linear and nonlinear\nbehavior, implying time can be thought of as normally expressing the\n“Four Seasons” of the Bagua, or basic wave-like behavior\nin a continuum, but that also expresses nonlinear behavior, causing\neverything to resemble a phase transition or a metamorphic effect in\ndifferent situations and, theoretically, making it possible to make a\nwide variety of predictions based on symmetry, rather than causal\nmetaphysics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThere\nare exceptions to every rule, and the Dodo bird went extinct for a\nreason but, similar to a metamorphic transformation that simply\ncannot be rushed, such as puberty, it could be the reason that\nhumanity has not discovered other intelligent life in the universe,\nis that neither our technology nor our karma are evolved enough, to\nmake surviving such an encounter likely. In Isaac Asimov’s\nscience fiction universe, robots eventually mastered all of\nspace-time, and moved all of humanity to a completely different\nuniverse altogether, where there was no alien life in our galaxy.\nHowever, human evolution is believed to have origins in 26 species of\nhominids who often struggled with genetic diseases, and humanity came\nclose to extinction during the last ice age, suggesting that the\nsilence is deafening, and a simpler explanation for why we have not\nmet intelligent aliens, is due to our still being an infant species,\nlargely confined to the nest. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWe\ndon’t even know how to talk yet, using the language of mama\nnature herself and, whenever I hear physicists and mathematicians\nclaim that mathematics are a language, I suggest they study\nWittgenstein before attempting to describe how physics or mathematics\nwork. Never listen to what over-educated fools babble, rant, and rave\nabout language, when they constantly complain that they can’t even\nteach a child how to use a dictionary, and their own experts keep\nclaiming half the population is mentally ill. I’m from Missouri\nmyself, the "Show-Me" state, where a chicken is still\nlegally a walking vegetable, and all the reality TV shows, mindless\nmobs, posturing academics, and money in the world cannot turn a sow’s\near into a silk purse, or make anyone listen to all their more\nindignant complaints. Honesty is such a lonely word, unthinkable for\nfar too many, and way too damned expensive, especially when everyone\nprefers to argue over the definition of stupid. My advice is to pay\nmuch more attention to what’s missing from this picture, and\nwhat they tend to avoid at all costs, because academics are so\nregimented and contentious, and still refuse to discuss such issues\nlike adults, that it makes their mistakes all that much more\npredictable and, frequently, much more insightful than anything they\nhave to say.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAt\nany rate, karma being scalar means people that we see in the mass\nmedia can sometimes be considered to exist in another universe\naltogether, but their universe overlaps and influences our own to\nsome extent, and hints at the influence of the Butterfly Effect, even\nif our karmic paths are unlikely to ever converge. The more extreme\nthe situation in which any energy and information are disseminated,\nthe more surprising nonlinear behavior and emergent effects they’ll\nexpress. With people, the six handshake rule seems to apply, and we\nare never more than six people away from anyone in the country,\nhinting at the pervasive nature of the Butterfly Effect, and its\ndisproportionate influence in networking systems logics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nButterfly Effect is all about symmetry, and metaphysics are simply\nnot egalitarian enough to support the Butterfly Effect as often as\nsystems logics can. Quantum mechanics implies a Hilbert space of\ninfinite dimensions, and Relativity suggests a fated four dimensional\nmonoblock universe, while Fractal Geometry incorporates fractions of\ndimensions, with all of them combined implying that whether\neverything is composed of fractions of dimensions or an infinite or\nfinite number of whole dimensions, point particles or Wavy Gravy\nspread out all over the place, or little tiny tornadoes that clean\nyour toilet bowel, need must forever remain a mystery. Requiring\nsystems logic to make further progress, and leaving life as\nsubjective as it is objective, and karma as the most reliable measure\nof how many dimensions anything has.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOur\nsubjective impressions can be influenced by karma, and can sometimes\nprovide invaluable answers that nothing else can, including helping\nus to recognize any more personal pies-in-the-face, with information\nfrom the future subtly helping us to grasp more of the Big Picture,\nand producing our evolving awareness of the self-evident truth.\nWhenever we stop making clear distinctions between who we are and\nwhat we are doing, we leverage the lowest possible energy state,\nempowering ourselves to access more information, from the past and\nthe future, both the Big and Little Pictures, while any dimensions we\nhappen to perceive will eventually transform into a continuum or a\nsingularity and vice versa. Inertia can be thought of as a\nsingularity, that resists moving, or as a single dimension that\ncompels photons and massive bodies to move in straight lines,\nprogressively blending into the much more curvaceous continuum of\ngravity, as if illustrating how the past effortlessly blends into the\nfuture, riding off into the sunset like the Western heroes do,\ncompleting the Great Circle of Life, and how a "Perfect Circle"\ncan somehow be composed of an infinite number of tiny straight\nlines… (cut to credits)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHowever,\ncomplicating the situation enormously, any dimensions we can observe\nalways acquire entirely new identities in metaphysical extremes of\nany kind, with the Circle of Life, space-time and inertia, blending\nright into the gravitational pull from The Far Side of the Universe,\nnonsensically accelerating away from us faster than the speed of\nlight, as if a cartoon were speeding up the action. Astronomers can\ninsist all they want that the other side of the universe accelerating\naway faster than light makes sense, but the existence of Black Holes,\nand all the other evidence for time being self-organizing, suggests\nthat this is merely wishful thinking, and represents the limits of\nour mortal fallibility, and the theoretical limits for data\ncompression. Beyond the Cosmic Microwave Background everything blurs\ninto a barely detectable gravity that has a modest temperature and,\nas a black hole evaporates, the single dimension described by its\nmomentum is slowly transformed into photons that scatter its inertia\nin every direction. Which means a black hole can be described as\nexpressing a singularity that resists moving, and can have a well\ndefined local momentum in four dimensions, but which slowly\nevaporates into an infinite number of tiny nonlocal dimensions, as\nthe magnitude of its aggregate momentum is scattered to the four\ncorners, along with any information it contains. Black Holes could\ngraphically illustrate how to modify Boyle’s Law to redefine the laws\nof thermodynamics and motion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nBlack hole without virtual particles is a contradiction, making all\nblack holes indistinguishable from the same virtual particles they\nemit, and black holes can all be described as quasi objects, or a\nmacroscopic manifestation of virtual particles, displaying\ndistinctive behavior in large enough concentrations. Some might\nobject that its impossible to detect virtual particles themselves,\nwhile I would argue that its impossible to even say whether a black\nhole has a surface to detect, making black holes simultaneously\ndifficult to ignore and impossible to categorize as anything other\nthan a manifestation of virtual particles. Black holes can be\nconsidered merely macroscopic evidence that space-time and virtual\nparticles are manifestations of Chi, the undetectable flow within the\nempty void which, obviously, still manages to make its existence\nknown. Virtual particles are responsible for other things as well,\nsuch as radioactive decay in the weak force and, in technobabble,\nblack holes can also be compared to macroscopic manifestations of\nquantum eigenstates, explaining why we perceive the universe as being\ncomposed of matter, energy, and the forces of nature. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPhysicists\ndemand the whole world make sense to them personally then, along with\nthe dictionary, conveniently ignore their own logic and categories,\nwhenever they happen to contradict the conventional wisdom in the\ngreater physics community at large, which seldom tolerates criticism\namong their ranks. For example, the mathematics have always indicated\nthat the bizarre behavior of quanta is not simply due to their tiny\nsize, and physicists debated the issue extensively in the early days\nof quantum mechanics, only to conclude the mathematics appear to be\ncorrect, and their behavior is not merely the result of their tiny\nsize. Nonetheless, the common superstition, still being promoted to\nthis day by physicists everywhere, is that their behavior is caused\nby their tiny size, and physicists still struggle with the\npossibility that reality is simply beyond the kin of mortal man,\nbecause it isn’t part of their job description. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNor\nis it the job description of historians, sociologists, philosophers,\nand psychologists to point out what idiots their fellow academics can\nbe, so its best to do so in the public domain, anonymously whenever\nprudent, before they start digging more giant holes in Texas to throw\nmoney into. Governments and corporations like to know what kind of\nover-educated fools they’re working with, and appreciate such\ndetails. Anywho, entangled particles express both a singularity and\ninfinite dimensions, synergy and syntropy, or the lowest possible\nenergy state and maximum entropy production while, in contrast, an\nobject accelerating towards the speed of light, falling into a black\nhole, or expressing any other physical extreme, progressively becomes\nmore two dimensional for outside observers, with relativistic objects\ngrowing both shorter in length and wider, as if becoming more two\ndimensional. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBy\nbecoming more two dimensional in appearance, they preserve their\nability to interact causally with the rest of the universe, until\ntheir identity becomes increasingly vague and self-contradictory for\nevery outside observer, with time stopping altogether at the speed of\nlight and at the event horizon, begging the question of what the hell\ncausality, the principle of identity, or Rindler Horizons mean,\nwithout the passage of time. In recent years, theorists have proposed\nthe existence of a second event horizon below the well known one,\nwhich can be considered "The Land Before Time" that ensures\nthat whether the universe actually has two dimensions, and requires\nsome sort of outside influence, remains a mystery but, more\nimportantly, that physicists can continue to pretend to know what\nthey’re talking about. The possible existence of The Land Before Time\nalso hints at the fact that, even when attempting to describe event\nhorizons, what’s missing from this picture must always present the\nTwo Faces of Janus, due to every context always requiring a\nsignificant amount of content. And, additionally hinting, that\nphysicists desperately need to update both their mathematics and\nsense of humor, while I’m working on bots they will love to argue\nwith, and quantifying their lack of humor for marketing. Note that\nphotons always travel at the same speed in a vacuum, and don’t\nappear to experience the passage of time themselves, but we can\nperceive photons as slowing down in time whenever they pass through\nsome sort of medium or fall into a gravity well, like that of a black\nhole. Indicating they provide an important benchmark for the symmetry\nof time’s influence on mass and energy. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThankfully,\nas frustrating and confusing as all this gets, the saving grace of\nmama nature’s wicked sense of humor is that the situation\nautomatically rules out the worst possible cartoons, as if our\nuniverse were a nursery for intelligent life, or your own Private\nIdaho if you prefer, because it means we are all both flaming\ngeniuses and drooling idiots! Now, where did that Pinkie go…\nAnyway, rather than the future determining our individual fates, the\nfuture merely limits our choices in the present, to whatever actually\nsupports the universe itself having a future. As if each of us is\ncompelled to constantly come to an agreement with our collective\nfuture selves, as to exactly what the present should actually be\nlike, and the entire Collective Unconscious is attempting to learn\nhow to pay it forward, and give everyone as much freedom of choice as\npossible, as the only way to ensure the good guys win more often. Of\ncourse, according to the story of Goldilocks, by excluding any\nextremes such as cavemen inventing the atom bomb, physicists creating\na perfect vacuum, or anybody really imagining God creating a rock so\nbig that even he can’t pick it up.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tYogi\nBerra was from another planet, Yoda was from a galaxy far, far away,\nStar Trek is still looking for love in all the wrong places, In\nSearch Of Fantasy Island, and new sources of Spandex, while I’m\nfrom a different karmic playground altogether myself, and quite\neasily distracted. For most practical purposes, infinite karmic\nuniverses all chaotically converging and diverging in infinite higher\ndimensions, are just so much simpler and easier to think of as the\nharmony of the future, the singularity, or the magic of life itself,\nenforcing the Goldilocks Principle that nothing can ever be too hot\nor too cold, too hard or too soft, too big or too small, too fast or\ntoo slow, too right or too wrong, and that everything always works\nout in the end for the universe as a whole, if not for Goldilocks\nherself. Although countless physicists have declared quantum\nmechanics to be truly bizarre and unfathomable, and others have\nfrequently compared them to Alice in Wonderland, few have ever dared\nto venture that quanta are nothing short of downright infantile,\nchildish, tacky, cartoonish, and utterly tasteless, but what I’m\ndescribing is a variation on the Many World’s Theory, and\nthere’s simply no accounting for taste when 42 is as good as it\ngets and, personally, I like the Muppets myself. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNormally,\nwe collect energy in order to gather more useful information, while\nthe simplest alternative way to think of time, is that the future,\nthe quantum wave function, or harmony of the universe, conveys\ncontextual data into the past, where it transforms into random matter\nand energy, excluding any metaphysical extremes in the process. Where\nthe past converges on the future in the present moment, is how our\npersonal awareness is created, as the alpha and the omega become\nprogressively indistinguishable, and people starting asking stupid\nquestions such as, "What the hell was that?" Whereupon\nwherein wherevery, waffling wavering withering wuthering heights,\nonce upon a midnight oh so dreary, oblivious to the relentless\nravages of oblivion, nonetheless, the quiet passage of time yet\nacquiesces in the moment, pausing to await whomsoever may just so\nperchance to happen to choose not to choose to desire, whatsoever it\nis that they might actually happen to desire, deep down in their\ndeepest of hearts, or heartburn from hell. For time waits for no man,\nand no man is an island, who never has the time to wait for more\ntime, because he was a man of his times, who knew nothing of time,\nwho never saved enough time, who never worried about the time, who\nhad run out of time, yet he still had way too much time on his hands,\nand remained behind the times, always attempting to save time by\nwasting more time, all because he constantly struggled to remain two\nsteps ahead of his time and, predictably, was never prepared in time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOur\npast randomly contributes towards our individual futures while, in\nturn, the future of the universe appears to severely limit our\npossibilities in the present, even blatantly violating the known laws\nof causality if necessary, but in a progressive manner, because\nharmony neither acts nor reasons, making balance possible in a\nparadoxical singularity. Emergent effects themselves can be described\nas expressing different combinations of synergy and syntropy, or yin\nand yang, where the identities of energy and information can become\nmore obviously conflated, and emergent effects can also be described\nas the result of dimension squeezing, due to everything expressing\nparticle-wave duality. Synergy, syntropy, harmony, space-time,\ngravity, information, knowledge, awareness, and quantum entanglement\nall become synonymous with what’s missing from this picture,\nthe Two Faces of Janus, and our mortal fallibility ensuring that,\nironically, synergy remains the cost of normalization, and simply\nmore evidence that the greater context inevitably determines its own\ncontents. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRadioactive\nelements decay in the environment all the time, without anyone ever\nnoticing, but an atomic bomb dramatically converts mass into energy,\ndue to the close proximity of its atoms, and not simply because they\nare decaying, which can be described as synergy promoting greater\nentropy and normalization. However, this also means the\npies-in-the-face that modern civilization is currently encountering\nare just getting started, and there should be a variety of ways in\nwhich to manipulate space-time, roughly 120-430 for all practical\npurposes, which can produce even more sky-high-pie-in-the-face\nresults. Again, this can be compared to what physicists call\n“Dimension Squeezing”, or what I like to think of as\n“Pie-In-The-Face-Spherical-Cubes!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSun\nTzu warned, “Know Thy Enemy”, and Socrates admonished,\n“Know Thyself”, while I would add that, if you value your\nlife,“Know Thy Mindless Mob!” Which is why I began\nskimming through physics journals at 14 years old, never\nunderstanding half of what I read, and why I eventually studied the\nanalog logic of the Tao Te Ching, because they were two subjects,\nalong with the damned dictionary, that I was convinced even crazy\nBabylonians could only screw up so badly, and all I had to do was to\nkeep looking for what’s missing from this picture. Of course,\nthe idiots call me crazy for questioning their ongoing insanity, then\ngo back to debating the definition of stupid, and blaming each other\nfor abusing every new technology they invent, and stealing data that\nis all in the public domain. Somebody, somewhere, has to eventually\ninvent the science of bullshit but, admittedly, I had always assumed\nthat what I was attempting to do would require a small think tank to\naccomplish, and had always hoped some other damned fool would write a\nbook along the lines of this one, only to discover it was my karma,\nand you have to be careful what you wish for. Rainbow Warriors say\nthe only requirement for writing Oneness Poetry is you have to be\nmasochistic enough to do all of the editing, and it turned out that I\njust happened to be the brain damaged hippie for the job, who had\nfoolishly studied all the more relevant physics and philosophy, and\nwho had absolutely no faith that modern science can save humanity\nfrom modern science.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWittgenstein’s\nfirst philosophy was based on geometry, but he had no clue what he\nwas touching on, and abandoned the effort, and nobody has taken it up\nsince. Relying heavily upon classic logic to decide what to ignore,\nacademic philosophy has been in the dark ages for almost 2,000 years,\nand they were easily impressed with Wittgenstein, whose work is often\ncompared to engineering and a dry auto-repair manual. Using the\nmathematics in this book, you can write any number of bullshit\nphilosophies that will drive academics nuts, but are no more\ncomplicated than changing the oil in your car, and merely leverage\nthe ignorance of the experts against themselves. For me, logic is as\nmuch an issue of geometry as anything else, and explains Spinoza’s\nformalism better than academics and, for example, in the next chapter\nI explain how, after decades of study and practice, I can skim\nthrough dozens of pages of technical papers, and point out exactly\nwhere they make assumptions and logic errors, by merely looking at\nthe shapes of the paragraphs they write. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTechnical\npapers are so highly structured it should be easy to train an AI to\nsearch for paragraphs with shapes that correlate with logic errors\nand assumptions, so the AI can instantly make almost any academic\nlook like a complete idiot playing around with words, and can sort\nthrough databases at warp speed. Merely by studying my poetry and\nwriting your own, anyone can acquire the same skill to some degree,\nbecause its an organic process that can only be acquired by attrition\nand osmosis but, in my case, sometimes I can’t even look at something\nsomeone wrote in a foreign language that I don’t know, because\nwhatever they wrote messes with my analog logic. Nevertheless, its\nall essentially the same yin-yang push-pull dynamics, and there are\ndramatic ways to enhance and speed up the process of attrition and\nosmosis, including VR applications, incorporating more of the analog\nlogic of the I-Ching. In general, analog logic can treat time as a\nvariable, making it more efficient, but time can also substitute for\ngeometry in something like a Time Crystal, transforming slippery time\ninto more accurate and discrete geometry. And, resulting in the\nshapes of written paragraphs reflecting the logic they contain, no\nmatter what language you write them in, because everything including\nlogic and geometry expresses the symmetry of yin-yang push-pull\ndynamics, and the recursion in the principle of identity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nadvent of fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics drove all of academia\nnuts, in part, because quantum mechanics incorporates infinite\ndimensions, while Fractal Geometry calls into question the very\ndefinition of a dimension and, of course, actually sharing their\nwords and playing nice are anathema. The Three Stooges can only make\nprogress by attacking everything and, consequently, it has joined the\nranks of all the other discoveries frequently dismissed by academia,\nas irrelevant anomalies unworthy of contemplating in the overall\nscheme of things, and conveniently swept harder under the rug at\nevery opportunity, while classifying jokes older than monuments, and\ninventing new nonsense words. Physicists and mathematicians commonly\nuse outdated mathematics and approaches, and often know just enough\nof the logistics and philosophy behind what they’re doing to\nwork themselves into dead ends, especially since so many of them\ndon’t even know how to use a dictionary. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\tThat\nmight sound like an exaggeration, but even their own studies have\nconfirmed that the tools and approaches they use fundamentally don’t\nreflect the underlying reality of what they study, and are merely a\npragmatic compromise. Using an AI that can automatically point out\nany logic errors and assumptions they make, linguists and others\nshould have a field day reviewing the entire history of modern\nacademia, and documenting how the over-educated fools collectively\nconvince themselves to become more self-defeating, in the name of\nscience, growth, and progress. So-called Weak Experiments are\npossibly worthy of a Hollywood comedy, but I’ve already got my work\ncut out for me writing this book and, in theoretical physics,\nanything older than a decade is considered ancient history, while\nmost of the physics community is lucky if the mathematics and\nconcepts they use are less than half a century old. People are\nshocked when I say academics are often posers, but the idiots cannot\neven teach a child how to use a dictionary, and have inspired such\nwondrous inventions helping to save the planet today, as Totalitarian\nCommunism, yet are more worried about their public image than their\ntrack record.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAs\nmuch as we’d all like to believe somebody is in charge around here,\nits not helpful when the whole fucking world ecology is about to\ncollapse, and our glorious leader is teaching physicians how to do\ntheir damned jobs, and supports burning coal, while the peasants are\nstorming the palace with knives and pitch forks for cheap thrills.\nThey call themselves scientists but, increasingly, are more often\njust engineers pushing the limits of the technology, and entirely\nincapable of making significant progress theoretically, because their\ncommon sense promotes superstition and taboos. The academic community\nis so mired in the dark ages, that their own technology is now\nbeginning to replace them, and physicists have begun to publicly\nquestion the wisdom of accepting a job on such enormous projects as\nthe Large Hadron Collider, as AI progressively establishes that,\ncontrary to popular belief, there never was any intelligent life\naround here!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOf\ncourse, they can criticize me all they want, and insist I am being\ntoo critical and spreading hate, but I’m merely giving them\nwhat they’re still demanding, paying good money for, stealing\nfrom me and millions of others, classifying, and censoring from the\ninternet, even though it is all in the public domain. Any damned fool\nwho knows anything about the subject, will tell you that neither\nSocrates nor the Taoists ever had anything flattering to say about\nacademia, while playground potty mouth nursery rhymes speak for\nthemselves! Physics is big business, and both governments and\ncorporations have long term plans, and like to know how over-educated\nfools waste their time and money, and prefer to be able to quantify\nthese things, and deal with numbers. If academia cannot develop\nlinguistic analysis that actually reflects the fact that people have\na sense of humor, and are perfectly capable of grasping the Big\nPicture for themselves, then it is up to the private sector. Making\nextensive documentation and quantitative analysis of academic lowbrow\nslapstick, within the public domain, necessary for establishing legal\nprecedents. Hate is a terrible thing to waste, so stop censoring the\ninternet, bugging my computer, and busting into my email accounts,\nwhile criticizing everything I write, or I promise, I will tell you\nevery joke I know…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\ngeometry, a dimension is normally thought of as the distance between\ntwo points but, ironically, there is an academically recognized\n“Pointless Geometry”, that studies regions rather than\npoints, while Fractal Geometry appears to combine the two. A\n“Pointedly-Pointless Flaky-Fractured-Fairytale-Continuum\nGeometry”, as if we have gone from the perfection of Euclidean\nGeometry and Plato’s idealistic Harmony of the Spheres, to\nBullshit Fuzzy Logic and Quantum Indeterminacy progressively\nestablishing, that the more incredibly vague and downright\nself-contradictory all of our logic, geometry, and physics become,\nthe more outrageously efficient and the wider their applications.\nAssuming 42 is as good as it gets, Fuzzy Logic should express\nparticle-wave duality, and quantum mechanics should express Fuzzy\nLogic, with systems logics capable of making more sense out of both.\nReconciling the four fold symmetry of Bullshit Fuzzy Logic and the\nStandard Theory in quantum mechanics, should therefore lead to a\ndemonstrably tautological and self-contradictory explanation for all\nof logic and mathematics, and place mathematics and physics on\nIntuitionistic foundations which, believe it or not, are already\nconsidered much firmer than those of classical mathematics, but also\nunderdeveloped, broader, and much more vague as well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nnewest theorems concerning the Five Pythagorean Solids are a good\nplace to start, with the dodecahedron proving to be mathematically\nunique, and possibly hinting at how space and time, logic and\nbullshit, spheres and cubes, exchange symmetries according to\nthermodynamics and the Golden Ratio, and display a broken\nsupersymmetry, that illustrates how classic logic can be modified to\nreflect the real world better. Current theories such as E8 imply\ncubes provide a reasonable approximation of space-time, but they’re\nbiased towards Einstein’s self-contradictory causal\nmetaphysics, due to the still widely used classical mathematics\nthemselves being incapable of incorporating Indeterminacy. Resistance\nis futile and, upon closer examination by a nearby deep space science\nvessel, Einstein’s “jewel” has turned out to be a\nBorg Cube, possibly from Sweden and related to the French Cone Heads,\nand appears to be just right for assimilation, if you know where to\nfind the best deals on Latex and Spandex. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIgnore\nthe fact that everything in the universe tends to assume spherical\nshapes and orbits, according to the newest theories, they’re all Borg\nCubes. Both Newton and Einstein had to invent their own controversial\nmathematics, and I encourage anyone to invent their own insane\nmathematics and linguistics, and to ignore all the premadonas who\nthink their mathematics and words are the greatest. After a century\nof quantum mechanics, half a century of fuzzy logic, and spending\ntrillions of dollars, physicists are still busy playing around with\nString theories that haven’t produced any results and, now,\nhave moved on to suggest we are all block heads, but have yet to\nbother to formulate quantum mechanics, using mathematics that can\nactually incorporate Indeterminacy, in addition to, True and False.\nThe obvious inference being that everything must either meet with\ntheir personal approval, be aesthetically pleasing, and make sense to\nthem personally or, at least, they can continue to make money and\nproduce technology, while classifying any advanced mathematics, and\nwaiting for the computers to spit out even more mathematics and, if\nanybody starts asking questions, you can always yell, “Shut Up\nand Calculate!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nGreat Void<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\nneurons have to learn how to ignore each other, as well as,\ncollectively ignoring the world around them, but the more\nindependence our neurons promote among themselves, the more flexibly\nthey can reorganize at any time. Sharing the same underlying\nrecursive architecture makes them more efficient and obey\nthermodynamics however, in turn, their outrageous efficiency in\nridiculous numbers supports a larger diversity of brain cells. Some\nof our more complicated neurons even scout the brain searching for\nany neurons that appears to have unique talents that make them stand\nout in a crowd, but any of our neurons can always fall back on Three\nStooges slapstick in an emergency, and ignoring the conscious mind is\nno different from a neuron’s perspective. In cases of chronic\nPTSD, parts of the brain will shrink enough to be noticeable to the\nnaked eye in brain scans, as our neurons decide to take more of the\ndecision making process away from the conscious mind, and ignore the\nconscious mind more often, in order to collectively focus their\nefforts in a more defensive reactionary manner, that can even be\ncompared to triage on the battlefield. Studies of death row inmates\nindicate they all have significant brain damage, and a common\nresponse of people with a fatal traumatic brain injury, is to retreat\ninto the nearest defensible corner and attack anything living that\napproaches them.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nevery way observable, both their behavior and their physiology become\nincreasingly self-organizing and self-defeating, adapting in reaction\nto their harsh environment according to a simple default Three\nStooges logic that makes more sense out of Pavlov’s dogs as\nrequiring a specific context to determine what is positive\nreinforcement. Give a dog an electric shock every time you feed it,\nand I’m sure it will drool every time you give it an electric\nshock, but its conditioning can be viewed as not only mental, but a\nbroader issue of its cellular level response that includes, for\nexample, the flora and fauna of its digestive tract, which act as a\nsort of separate brain and contribute to adapting its behavior to its\ndiet and local environment. The human body itself, for example, is\nnow believed to have a separate brain of sorts for our skin, one for\ndigestion, and another for the immune system among other things and\nthey appear to each communicate with the brain, each attempting to\ndetermine what is worth ignoring.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tContrary\nto decades of conventional wisdom in the medical profession, the\nimmune system plays a major role in the brain, with diseases such as\nautism appearing to be related to epigentics and how we use our\nimmune system to socialize with everything in our environment on a\ncellular level. The human body can be compared to a coral wreath, a\ncollection of lifeforms that depend on each other for their survival\nwith, for example, our gut bacteria in particular changing along with\nour environment and forming their own primitive brain. What’s\nmissing from this picture becomes a whole lot more interesting, when\nyou realize the visual centers of the brain are organized around\nsearching for what’s missing and, apparently, so too are our\nimmune system, genetic inheritance, the overall organization of the\nbrain, and our very thoughts and memories themselves, which can all\nexchange identities. The causal world around us appears to be\ncontentious and competitive, but everything that exists appears to be\nsimultaneously paying it forward, explaining the tendency of\neverything to occupy the lowest possible energy state and to produce\nmaximum entropy production. At the most fundamental level of our\nbrain’s organization, the mind and brain have been documented\nas exchanging roles whenever it happens to be more efficient. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHubcaps\nspinning backwards might distract us, and we normally learn to ignore\nthem, while someone working in an auto shop might learn to pay more\nattention to them, and exactly where each individual’s memories\nand habits overlap are something we can frequently change as the\nsituation demands, but not always, because the architecture of our\nmind and brain emphasize speed and efficiency using pattern matching.\nA big advantage to fitting in with a flock of indignant chickens is\nthat you can rely on the flock to decide what to ignore, and don’t\nhave to constantly reinvent the wheel, but at the cost of the flock\nmore often becoming self-defeating. Among other things, the rapid\nprogress of Western civilization can be ascribed to our being so\ncontentious that we adopted the widespread use of Three Stooges\ndualism early on by default, so we could avoid having to reinvent\ngovernment quite so often. Being a military brat myself, I would\nargue that the terrain obviously made the Mediterranean region more\ncontentious than most, due to its wide diversity of large independent\nkingdoms with equally diverse geographic defenses, and Hannibal’s\nfailed attempt to drag elephants over the alps being legendary. As\nstupid as that might sound, the Italians invented both modern\nbureaucracy and the Mafia as alternatives to corrupt government,\ndeliberately making bureaucracy as big, complicated, and inhumane as\npossible, as a way to prevent the wealthy from constantly corrupting\ntheir governments and turning them into banana republics, that didn’t\nsupport any meaningful government for the rest of the population. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nthe Mafia requires competition, or its every man for himself, and\nadopting bureaucracy is a poison pill strategy that makes it\ndifficult for any one individual to corrupt the entire institution,\nso the rest don’t have to constantly reinvent the wheel, and\nthere is no way in hell our enormous modern societies could remain\norganized for any length of time without the extensive use of dualism\nand classic logic in enormous bureaucratic and legal institutions.\nModern bureaucracies and classic logic can both be considered\nnecessary evils that someone would invent if we didn’t already\nhave them, thanks to logic being necessary for developing technology,\nand technology empowering people to organize like chickens in vast\nnumbers. We require bureaucrats and dualism just so we can become\nbetter organized, stop killing each other quite so often, and don’t\nhave to reinvent government all the time, but only because of the\nsevere limitations of our current science and technology, based on\nthe 2,000 year old formal logic of chickens, while all of our\nsciences and technologies are already beginning to change\ndramatically, becoming much more flexible and organic, and are\nrapidly approaching a turning point with the introduction of a Theory\nof Everything.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nStudies\nhave also shown that the amount of working memory anyone possesses,\nis the only reliable measure of their career potential, implying that\nmorality is related to the same memory-centric pecking order of\nchickens, and is widely used to impose normalization on larger groups\nthat struggle to organize in a more coherent fashion, and is also\nrelated to such phenomena as the Peter Principle and nepotism. For\nexample, the US is somehow widely considered the champions of\ncapitalism, despite being the most nepotistic country in the world\nafter Nigeria, having the worst social mobility in the developed\nworld, some 10-20 million illegal immigrants, importing half the\ngeniuses on the planet, the worst income inequality in the developed\nworld, and oligopolies controlling all the markets. Such trends\nshould also reflect the spread of existentialist angst, fake news,\nand misinformation, and how aggressive, suicidal, and homicidal the\npublic becomes in general, and should reflect stock market trends.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBereft\nany real experience to draw from, tiny toddlers have no frame of\nreference and struggle to give concepts such as “sharing”\nand “fairness” personal meaning, and to place them in\nlarger contexts to see when they might be applicable. The same can be\nsaid for many adults today raised on Gilligan’s Island and\nGreen Acres, and working 90 hour a week jobs, with many changing\ncareers four or more times and having to learn an entirely new\ndiscipline. Deny it as they might, they simply lack enough of the\npieces to the broader puzzle of life to make more sense out of the\nBig Picture, moving every five years on the average and often having\nlittle idea who their neighbors are, much less, who to trust, what to\nbelieve, or what it means to be part of a larger intimate community,\nand rely heavily on their pecking orders to decide what is\n“conventional wisdom”. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEnsuring,\nat best, their learning style can frequently be described as, “fake\nit til ya make it!” The tiniest toddlers tend to have comedic\nThree Stooges ideas about “sharing” and “fairness”,\nbut it is their ongoing attempts to make more sense out of anything\nthat eventually inspires the light bulb to come on, after they’ve\nshuffled around all the pieces of the puzzle in every way imaginable.\nWhile that might sound like the hard way to get results, it is the\nsame way that infants learn how to talk, by babbling nonstop, and how\nthey learn to distinguish the truth from bullshit, reality from\nfiction, and how Ugly Ducklings can sometimes complain nonstop, yet\nstill transform into swans with remarkable grace. Considering the\nhigh error rates in the English language and how often adults flat\nout contradict themselves, casually regurgitate misinformation,\nreject their own dictionary, and brazenly lie in even the mass media,\nits no wonder that infants only learn how to talk by babbling\nnonstop, and no wonder that even grown adults commonly struggle with\ntheir morality. In this Mad, Mad, Mad World, infants and adults alike\nonly have so much to share and rely heavily upon quantum mechanics\nand the same error prone Monty Carlo statistics used on Let’s\nMake a Deal to decide just how applicable any grammar, logic, or\nmorality might happen to be, and intuitively use role play as a way\nto get more of a feel for what’s missing from this picture…<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYou\ncan teach kids just about anything, including calculus, and they can\nforget it all just as quickly, because learning what to ignore is\nvital to their acquiring the wider variety of the pieces to the\nlarger puzzle of life that each will require as adults and, unlike\nmost adults, they are experts at recognizing which puzzles they can\nsolve. If Babylonian children always adopted whatever they were\ntaught by adults, civilization would collapse. Our own neurons work\non the same principle, or Bullshit Fuzzy Logic, that its all good and\neverything is two steps forward and one back, and by merely\npersisting in assembling more pieces to any puzzle, you can gain\ninvaluable insights that can’t be gleaned any other way, while\nthe symmetry in everything reveals subtle clues as to whether we have\na chance of solving any particular puzzle. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBy\ndefault, society collectively imposes mental blinders on us which\nlimit our natural inclination to glean greater insights, as a\nregulatory mechanism for imposing normalization, whenever the lights\nare only left on because nobody is ever home. You could say our own\nneurons and societies both stress ignoring what’s missing from\nthis picture in a wide variety of ways, precisely because our\nenvironment is so complex that its too easy to jump to conclusions\nand become self-defeating. Our individual brain cells can’t see\nthe Big Picture worth a crap, and neither can an individual citizen\nof a country of millions and, past a certain point, society imposes\nlimitations on its own awareness in a reactionary manner. Explaining\nthe resemblance of the human brain to parallel processing and a\nradio, as reflecting more fundamental wave mechanics, and explaining\nhow even insane tree squirrels are capable of their amazing feats in\novercoming almost any obstacle course by trial and error, because\nthey already have some idea of which puzzles they can solve. Although\nmorality is usually attributed to a divine source, obviously, it is\nalso self-organizing along with everything else and, eventually, the\nlight bulb comes on for most people, or not.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tToddlers\nare credited with having unique insights into the blatantly obvious\nthat frequently escapes adults, and recent studies have indicated\nthat they learn how to lie at a very young age from their parents,\nexplaining how they can quickly lose their ability to grasp more of\nthe magic of the Big Picture. Surveys have also indicated that men\ntend to believe they are better liars, lie more often than women, and\nlie more frequently to their friends and family than to their\nemployers and authority figures. Suggesting a pecking order for lies,\nwith flocks normally dividing into high and low ranking chickens,\naccording to who has the better memory and is more vicious. The fact\nthat white collar crime is practically legal in both the US and Japan\nsuggests a clear pecking order that overwhelmingly favors anyone in a\nposition of authority or who has enough money they can lie all they\nwant and, for example, as I keep saying, our glorious leader has well\nover 4,000 blatant lies attributed to him during his time in office\nand the idea our society doesn’t value blatant liars defies\neven common sense. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTheir\npecking orders both encourage and compel them to lie and, while lying\nis commonplace, probably half of all serious lies are from a minority\nof compulsive and habitual liars, who prefer to lie to people’s\nfaces, so they have a better idea of just how convincing they are,\nand can work on becoming better liars. One in 200 people is basically\na walking lie detector, but when everybody lies all the time, nobody\nknows the damned truth, and nobody gives a crap about the truth, its\nnot necessarily all that helpful to know they’re all lairs. The\none eyed man in the country of the blind can still become every bit\nas blind to the self-evident truth as anyone else, and there still\nexists a tendency to simply repeat the same lies, because nobody\nknows or wants to hear the truth. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nvast majority of the public obviously have varying moral scruples\nabout lying, but these should still tend to obey their pecking orders\nand promote whatever the individual views as conventional wisdom.\nNature favors playing nice and telling the truth, even among\nchickens, but lies can be relative and context dependent, and its\nalways two steps forward and one back, both individually and\ncollectively, while one in five of them sincerely believes the sun\nrevolves around the earth. Very likely, the vast majority of our\nglorious leader’s millions of die-hard supporters think of his\nendless lies as his way of protecting the truth, because they can no\nlonger make clear distinctions between reality and fiction.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\npopularity of social media, and the rapid rise of fake news and\nmisinformation, also appear to reflect how people practice spouting\nendless lies and meaningless bullshit, in their efforts to move up\ntheir respective social ladders, and how celebrities and politicians\nattempt to secure their own positions in the limelight. Like violence\nin the mass media, lies are great for getting lots of attention and\nare quite popular and lucrative for cheap thrills and instant\ngratification, and its important to note that our glorious leader’s\nsupporters would all immediately reject him if stopped lying, just as\nnobody would ever watch Fox News again if they merely told the truth.\nEven when people are aware that they are actively seeking out lies,\nthey still often seek out whoever is willing to tell them whatever\nlies they want to hear, because their pecking orders and mass media\nhave conditioned them to lie to themselves, to the point where they\ncan’t imagine living without all the lies.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nthe poorest neighborhoods, kids who attend church even if their\nfamily is not particularly religious tend to fare better in the long\nrun, but the effect doesn’t translate into wealthier\nneighborhoods, indicating the kids are merely improving their\nresilience by socializing more often while, if militant atheists had\ntheir way there would be no churches. Although I’m agnostic,\nI’ve enjoyed attending different churches and temples fairly\noften throughout my life as one of the few bastions of peace in\nBabylon, and I have yet to find an explicitly secular bastion of\npeace that merely advocates using a stupid dictionary, sharing our\nwords, and playing nice dammit! These are basic hippie values and,\nfor example, the Hipforums.com website stresses that cussing and just\nabout anything goes, if you try to share your words and play nice,\nhowever, such websites have almost no traffic.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBullying\nis epidemic in US schools and in the workplace and has proven to\nshorten people’s lives, with many who are bullied becoming\nbullies themselves, suggesting they are organizing like chickens\naccording to who is the most vicious and has the better memory.\nEnsuring that scum always floats to the top by climbing over each\nother, and are frequently encouraged to do so. Britain has socialized\nmedicine, and a study of British bureaucrats indicated that, all\nother things being equal, how much control an individual has over how\nthey are allowed to do their job determines how long they will live.\nThe AMA is infamous for burnout, fatigue, addiction, and working\nresident physicians to death, and has yet to respond to the\n“discovery” that people are not machines and too much\ncompetition and regimented authority can become epidemic public\nhealth hazards. They have yet to start recommending some of their own\npatients avoid becoming physicians themselves, or avoid taking up\nother professions out of concern for their health but, at the rate\nthey are going, they will soon be able to recommend what profession\nyou go into, according to your budget, insurance rates, and how long\nyou want to live.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nsay the first thing you learn about systems logics is that half the\nworld doesn’t even know such a thing is possible and, to this\nday, bullying and how scum floats to the top largely remain unsolved\nmysteries among academics, who obviously never spent much time on the\nplayground, and often know nothing about either systems logics, the\ndictionary, playground bullies, or raising chickens, and refuse to\ncompare their own students and themselves to chickens which, of\ncourse, are associated with the lowbrow humor of the poor and\ndisenfranchised, who frequently mock academics and the establishment.\nThe US has walled in every ghetto and built more prisons than Rome\nhas marble buildings, while a huge percentage of US prisoners are\nharmless potheads that it would be significantly cheaper and more\neffective to parole. As a result of the mainstream suppressing humor,\nwisdom philosophy, fuzzy logic, linguistic analysis, or any serious\nattempt to ever encourage people to simply share their words and play\nnice, only in recent decades have academics finally managed to\ntentatively adopt their first polite cuss words, and begun to\ncautiously investigate humor and how well the public shares their\nwords and play nice, or not.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAmong\nother things, the Japanese are famous for their elaborate child\nrearing practices and having an effectively zero crime rate, but are\nfar from being incapable of lying, with white collar crime being\npractically legal in both the US and Japan. The Japanese actually\nhave two languages, one of which can be used as a way to politely\ntell someone to mind their own damned business, in a country where\nphysical privacy is almost unheard of anywhere other than on the\ntoilet. Japanese businesses are infamous for moving into other\ncountries and seeing just how many laws and cultural taboos they can\nget away with breaking before someone complains and, then, backing\noff just as fast as they can. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nNorth Carolina border with Virginia is famous for their gentile\nsouthern hospitality, and for small town folk who can sometimes be\nincredibly charming. So charming, that they can easily become the\ncenter of attention, and all the more charming because they seldom\never take themselves seriously. The locals share an elaborate child\nrearing tradition that reinforces the idea that bullshit is only for\njoking, and never to be used for telling lies, with such famous\npersonalities as Andy Griffith and John Boy Walton hailing from the\nregion. The locals consider it rude to treat the more successful\namong them any different than anyone else and, when George Washington\nwas president, anyone could walk right up to the front door of the\nWhite House and be invited in for a cup of tea. Originally, the !Kung\nOf South Africa had no words for such things as greed, or even guilt,\nfinding the concepts themselves counterproductive and distasteful to\ndwell upon in their daily lives, and only having perhaps one serious\ncrime every 400 years. Although these examples are peaceful extremes,\nthey illustrate how merely sharing our words, playing nice, and\npaying it forward as best we can, is what living life is really all\nabout, because reality itself can be considered self-organizing in\nevery way imaginable. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRoughly\nhalf the world believes their own ignorance to be part of a singular\nvoid, known far and wide as the “Great Void” and “Mother\nof All”, whose origins have been lost to antiquity, and which\nis sometimes only whispered about superstitiously behind closed\ndoors. A haunting metaphor surviving down through the untold ages,\ninexplicably accompanying everything that occurs and might occur,\neverything that exists and might exist. The cool inviting shade of a\ntree, the lingering silence between the notes of an enchanting\nmelody, delightful laughter lost in the distance, and the more\nheartfelt lingering pauses in our more intimate conversations, all of\nthese and countless ineffable experiences like them, are all widely\nbelieved to be lesser manifestations of one and the same "Great\nVoid", which unconditionally lends everything greater beauty in\nits humble anonymity. Hints of its elusive nonexistent-existence, may\nsometimes be found hidden deep within the sounds of silence, and\nwithin the invisible light in the darkness, the enduring light at the\nend of the darkest tunnel, and the spark within that cannot die. A\ncompelling enigma of humble simplicity, older than any known\nmonuments which, curiously, appears to obey no known physical laws,\nconforms to no known patterns, possesses no known characteristics or\nproperties and, forebodingly, seems to be simultaneously everywhere\nand nowhere, connecting everything in the universe! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, all that might sound like just so much word salad and\nliterary blue smoke and mirrors but, apparently, its a wildly popular\nstyle of gibberish, a decent description of quantum indeterminacy\nand, not least of all, it describes the analog program that, like an\nidiot, I had unwittingly begun booting into my subconscious mind and\nbrain by attempting to extrapolate Rainbow Warrior poetry for the\nfirst time and, against all odds, having hit the jackpot. The Mother\nof All and Great Void is a primitive Taoist concept and lifestyle\nthat has vaguely appealed to me in the past, but most people who are\nintimately familiar with the concept speak a different language, live\non the other side of the planet, and know nothing about either\nphysics or linguistic analysis. Not to mention, Rainbow Warrior\npoetry is a bit over the top for traditional Taoists who timidly\nprefer Winnie the Pooh and, as I mentioned in the previous chapters,\nBabylonians have stunted senses of humor. A common Zen and\nPhilosophical Taoist solution to such issues is to talk less and\nmeditate more upon the Tao, which I have always been a firm believer\nis a positive step in the right direction but, personally, I’m\njust way too ignorant for that myself, and could never sacrifice my\nsense of humor for spiritual growth. For me, enlightenment is getting\nthe punch lines to the jokes, and Billy Joel said it best for\ncountless agnostics like myself who never grew up, “I’d\nrather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nprinciple of identity is the idea that no person or thing is ever\nmore or less than whatever they happen to be, but nothing from\nnothing ain’t nothin’ in Wonderland, where a perfect\nvacuum is impossible and things only make sense when they don’t!\nWhether he’s a stuffed animal with fluff for brains or crap you\nscrape off your shoe, Winnie the Pooh is a no-brainer, while\nSchrodinger’s Cat can only be either dead or alive. Either you\nare something or you’re not, and everybody gots to be somebody\nsometime and, therefore, everything can always be thought of as\nlimited and circumscribed, fitting into neat legal pigeonhole\ncategories, that can even be copyrighted and patented if you run them\nthrough the courts enough times.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nuniversal recursion in the principle of identity would mean the\nprinciple of identity contradicts itself, becoming self-defeating by\nconstantly changing its own identity, as everyone attempts to\ncopyright and patent the laws of nature, which are self-organizing.\nMother nature has a wicked sense of humor, and strongly objects to\nanyone attempting to copyright or patent the laws of nature, without\npaying it forward suckers! By conflating the identity of any input\nand output, energy and information, operator and machine, mama nature\nensures that using tools such as an abacus or a hammer can\nsimultaneously be more and less than they appear to be, because we\nourselves must always decide which it is we perceive.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLong\nbefore electronics were invented, Asians were already throwing their\nabacus out the window and, foolishly, wishing someone would invent\nmodern computers, so they would have something more exciting to\nexport. Allan Watts was the first to popularize the notion in the\nwest that “God plays peek-a-boo” while, nobody knows that\nbetter than Asians and tribal people who invented the most elaborate\npeek-a-boo explanations for nature imaginable, helping to lay the\nfoundations for what would eventually become Hollywood, Bollywood,\nSpaghetti Westerns, Hong Kong Kung Fu Flix, the porn industry,\nVaudeville stage and theater, and existentialist avaunt guarde\nsurrealism! Forget about any soap operas you might follow, or even\nthe Marvel Super Hero Universe, religious Taoists believe their\nbodies alone contain 8,000 gods that don’t always get along,\nwhile many Taoists priests are secretly agnostic, and famous for\nbeing inscrutable. Really weird, weird, four and five fold\nsupersymmetrical, multidimensional, metaphorical and paradoxical,\nfuzzy wuzzy multifractal factual, quantum mechanical,\nself-correcting, self-assembling, self-organizing, self-cleansing,\nmind-numbing bullshit networking systems logics, complete with enough\nfunky nonlinear temporal dynamics to make Dr Who’s head spin! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tKids\noften know what adults don’t, that systems logics can treat\ntheir own logic as merely another variable, or a joke with no\nintrinsic meaning or value whatsoever. Where molehills can grow into\nmountains overnight, only to vanish inexplicably in the light of day!\nFrightening small children, leaving politicians speechless, blowing\nboth Frank Zappa’s mind and speakers, and confusing Pee Wee\nHerman enough to shove his head in the toilet. Up ahead at the\nsignpost, next stop, its “The Twilight Zone”, where the\nGreat Void and its contents exchange identities, and where what is\nreality and illusion, horror and fantasy, existentialism and\nsurrealism, a toy stuffed animal and a piece of crap you scrape off\nyour shoe, or the worst possible jokes that should never, ever, be\nrepeated under any circumstances, always depends upon the Mother of\nAll, and what’s missing from this picture…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThus,\nlike any good Saturday morning cartoon or National Geographic\nDocumentary Special, illustrating how the sweeping panoramic grandeur\nand wildly untamed ravishing beauty of the various somewhat haphazard\nflora and fauna, accompanied by the usual unsundry motley assortment\nof industrious buggers, which all inhabit the sometimes cruel,\nsavage, and unforgiving natural world, inevitably all revolve around\nwhat’s missing from this picture… Visible sometimes for only\na fleeting moment and, then, gone the next, leaving countless\nunanswered questions yet to be asked by those unfamiliar with either\nthe subject or asking a lot of questions, and so on and so forth,\nyada, yada, yada, la de da de da, ad nauseum, and in perpetuity with,\nof course, the usual obligatory legal disclaimer. Our Poetry Pets\nperform similar cunning linguist tricks in a vaguely cartoonish adult\npotty humor fashion, that doesn’t necessarily have to be\nX-Rated like “Fritz the Cat” but, involves a lot of\ncussing that censors tend to object to unless you water them down to\nnothing. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nChinese are extremely conservative, and the Tao Te Ching contains 81\nshort poems that express what can be expanded to 4,430 poems total,\nmaking it mathematically impossible to shove your tongue into your\ncheek any harder. However, the Tao Te Ching that everyone reads is\nmissing three “Lost Poems” that are quite pornographic in\nChinese, and there are several hundred more pornographic poems that\nthe next generation supercomputers are about to spit out along with\nthe rest of them. Which is a huge relief because countless people\nhave complained about my sense of humor while, on the other hand,\nwomen sometimes beg me to write more sexy poems, and I’ve had\nto tell them all its just math or bullshit fuzzy logic to me and,\nsometimes, even I don’t know what a poem is supposed to be\nabout for years, while the computers will spit them all out soon\nenough, and you have to be careful what you ask for! Our poems\nincorporate the vaguest phrases possible, making them low in entropy\nor content, and empowering them to blur the lines between\nmathematics, geometry, and natural languages in every way imaginable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWinnie\nthe Pooh is a bear of very little brains, yet he intuitively\ncomprehends the mysterious ways of the Teletubbies, including those\nof Tinky Winky, who is always careful to scrape Winnie the Pooh off\nthe bottom of his shoes. Similarly, our poems illustrate how the\nhumor and beauty of mama nature will always normalize, or blunt one\nanother’s impact in much the same manner as the cartoon\ncharacters Tom and Jerry bopping each other on the head.\nNevertheless, with just a little Elmer’s Glue, blue smoke and\nmirrors, dramatic waving of hands, kissing of boo-boos, and the\nappropriate tongue twisting gibberish, mother nature manages to\nensure their combined whole always remains far greater than any mere\nsum of its parts. For example, some of the lines in the poems in this\nbook are famous for normally being considered quite poignant and\nbeautiful but, are also considered equally hilarious and every bit as\nmeaningful when read in specific contexts. Although each of our poems\nobviously has their own vague meanings, their endless games of\npeek-a-boo with the reader illustrate how the reader themselves must\nalways decide whether our bullshit poems have any specific meaning\nwhatsoever, and exactly what that might be. Of course, seeing their\nhumorous side means you never see their beauty in quite the same way\nagain, but you also never see their humor the same way either.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\na context dependent gestalt, the exact same words, in the exact same\norder with even the same punctuation, nonetheless somehow possess a\nclear dual identity and, while we may only be able to fully\nappreciate one identity at a time, the more we can appreciate how the\ntwo blunt and normalize one another’s extremes, the more\nsatisfied and content we can become with both. Logic implies humor\nand beauty can only blunt one another’s impact, because logic\ncannot account for synergy and other contextual effects,\nnevertheless, cartoons would never be the same again if Tom and Jerry\ndidn’t bop each other on the head. In spite of logic implying\nonly one view can be correct, Tom without Jerry is unthinkable, and\nthe more they blunt each other’s impact the more insightful and\nsatisfying our poems become for us personally, because we can accept\nthem for more of whatever they have to offer. Our poetry performs the\nequivalent of “Mental Judo” and can be said to “Pop”\nour more romantic bubbles and “Pop” our more disagreeable\ndelusions but, as I like to say, “Nobody can pop God’s\nbubble”, and we ourselves are choosing to pop our own bubbles,\nby merely interpreting incredibly vague bullshit poems for ourselves.\nRainbow Warriors often refer to their poems affectionately as “Our\nstupid poetry” because, as every kid knows, what’s\nmissing from this picture can sometimes make all the difference in\nthe world! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOneness\nPoetry in general provides a unique mathematical-literary mirror for\nthe human psyche and soul that can promote keen insights into our\nmore irrational assumptions, less helpful romantic illusions, and\nless agreeable personal attitudes, postures, and beliefs in general,\nwith a ten-year cross-disciplinary study of the I-Ching declaring it\n“Word perfect and complete for introspective purposes”.\nWhich, is one of the many reasons that billions of people think of\nthese stupid poems as incredibly special. Stupid jokes older than\nmonuments, that are still being reinvented for the first time by kids\nof every age around the world, providing constant reminders to laugh\nmore often and not take ourselves too seriously. For me personally,\nthey are the voice of the collective unconscious, echoing in our own\nchildren and, sometimes, we treat our poems as pets, members of our\nfamilies, and even magical avatars of Mother Nature herself that only\na fool, with no real concept of instant karma, would ever dare to\nmess around with in more than jest. Occam’s Razor being\nparadoxical ensures that any attempt to make our bullshit poems say\nanything they just don’t will always end in abysmal failure.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nsmall child attached to their favorite toy is a good example of the\nmental judo and aikido, or mental instant karma, that our poems can\nleverage. No matter how desperately a child may attempt to nurture\nand retain their overwhelming love for their toy, it will inevitably\nfade and become lost like a drop of water in the ocean, as all of\ntheir newly acquired thoughts, feelings, and beliefs vie for more of\ntheir attention. The collective synergy of their steadily acquired\nnew thoughts and feelings can be said to effortlessly overwhelm,\nswamp, blunt, diminish, normalize, or even completely bury the impact\nof any individual thing. Living at a major highway intersection,\nbeing involved in a serious accident, or any number of things can\ntake a lot of the fun out of playing with a toy car, and the same\nprinciple applies to each new larger context in life that a child\nmasters, where what was their overwhelming love for their toy,\nprogressively becomes just more trivial content in the larger scheme\nof things. Ensuring everyone keeps paying it forward or pays the\nprice but, also, ensuring that every territory provides its own maps\nas to how to ascend the Stairway to Heaven.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWidely\nknown as pattern matching and pattern recognition, the act can be\ncompared to the child assembling a small section of a jig-saw puzzle,\nand becoming attached to the image of a toy car in one corner, while\neveryone else around them continues to assemble the rest of the\npuzzle. Only for the child to later start to recognize more of the\nBig Picture emerging, maybe a monster truck surrounded by a hundred\ntoy cars. Slowly, they lose their attachment to the one safe and\nfamiliar corner, because the strength of their attachment to the one\ntoy car and the safety of the corner, simultaneously reflects their\nnatural inclination to explore. Shyness was the first personality\ntrait shown to be genetic, and is usually easily overcome early in\nlife, as if our own genes have to remind themselves to be more\ncareful, because its all good in a Goldilocks universe, until it\nisn’t. And, as if everything including the child’s\nshyness and curiosity reflect the initial creative impetus of the Big\nBang itself, still expanding to this day, and possibly destined for a\nBig Crunch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSize\ndoes matter, but only because its all good and everything matters,\nand any physical or conceptual extremes are always excluded as a\nresult. It prevents extremes such as anyone even being able to\nimagine something like a rock so big that God can’t pick it up,\nas anything more than a vague abstraction at best, but at the cost of\nlife containing far more tacky metaphors, infantile jokes, and truly\ntragic lowbrow slapstick than anybody alive prefers. Fortunately, it\nalso means the worst possible slapstick will always remain physically\nimpossible, and outright inconceivable as more than a vague\nabstraction, while outgrowing existentialist angst remains all but\ninevitable. Synergy can be considered paradoxically the cost of\nnormalization, due to the two always coming together to exclude any\nextremes, but this is also why it remains possible for seniors to\nrecapture their childhood feelings once again while, of course,\nusually spoiling their grandchildren in the process.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTheir\nthoughts and emotions, moods and affects, reality and illusions, can\nall be formally described using the emotional-logic subsets of\nIntuitionistic mathematics, where the child’s undying love\ngradually becomes more abstract. Any distinctions they make between\ntheir thoughts and memories, actions and emotions, keep changing\nalong with their personal synergistic-normalization, adapting them\nbetter to both their changing bodies and the environment. However,\nbecause it is a contextual effect that is not limited to any specific\nthoughts, feelings, actions, or memories, it remains possible for\nthem to recapture some of those feelings again later in life,\nexpressing more of their own personal particle-wave duality.\nEverything becomes more vague and abstract, more or less real and\nconcrete, but nothing is ever completely lost, blurring the lines\nbetween the individual and their environment. The overall\nasymmetric-super symmetric effect resembles common nonlinear\nbehavior, such as cascade effects where a tiny pebble can cause an\navalanche, and holographic effects where the smallest pond remains\nthe busiest place that can shed invaluable light upon the Big\nPicture, with even our nerves and neurons resembling a cascade of\nnonlinear amplifiers and our nerves not making any distinctions\nbetween their input and processing. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nbecause, of course, the simplest possible explanation for Occam’s\nRazor is that shit happens and crap always rolls downhill, but only\nbecause the most interesting things grow out of manure. Nesting\nRussian Kachina dolls are yet another common example, because what\nall of these examples display is the same mind-numbing analog\nsynergistic-normalization of an abacus, that conflates the identity\nof its input and output, past and future, energy and information,\nspace and time, operator and machine, with one Kachina doll\ninnocently begging the question of what goes inside it while,\nsimultaneously supplying its own answer, like the damned Cheshire Cat\ngrinning and twitching its tail! Physicists refer to this pronounced\ncartoonish effect as “yin-yang push-pull dynamics”, after\nLouis Carroll’s famous “Push-me-pull-you”, with another\ncommon example being the cartoon characters of Tom and Jerry chasing\none another in circles, until it becomes impossible to say who is\nchasing whom, or even if the two are moving at all anymore. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThis\nsame static-yet-dynamic, random-yet-fated, humble infantile\ncartoonish model is also commonly referred to as the Dragon biting\nits own tail, and can be applied to consciousness and the human mind\nand brain, which have proven to routinely trade roles at the most\nfundamental level of their self-organization, whenever it just so\nhappens to be more efficient. Physically, mentally, and in every\nhumanly conceivable way, each individual expresses their own\nnonsensical particle-wave duality and the Two Faces of Janus, with\none face usually being in focus more than the other, as if sometimes\nit remains impossible to determine whether we ourselves are deciding\nto focus on anything specific, or if the universe is deciding for us,\nor possibly throwing unwanted crap in our faces! More often than not,\nwhat we ignore becomes a matter of expediency and efficiency, and the\nsame can be said about the subconscious mind. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHumor\ncan be described as an emergent effect of pattern matching, or\nperceiving what’s missing from this picture, and infants don’t\nacquire a sense of humor until about four months old, and they tend\nto be sensitive about people laughing at them, just as being\nphysically tickled is considered both pleasant and unpleasant. What\nwe call “funny” is an emergent effect related to the\nnumber of brain cells we have, making humanity as a species capable\nof extremely subtle humor. Humans are the only animals with vision\nthat is complex enough to really take in the world around us in great\ndetail, instantly perceiving most of the Big Picture in our immediate\nenvironment at a glance, and our capacity for humor is equally\ncomplex empowering us to communicate subtle distinctions faster, and\nwith greater ease and efficiency. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThere’s\na great video of a hamster laughing hysterically, which can be\nthought of as the collective unconscious playing peek-a-boo again,\nand expressing their naive sense of humor in more obvious ways. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n in\na fashion similar to Zero and Watson acquiring a potty mouth.\nSparkling laughter and potty mouth nursery rhymes can also be thought\nof as the collective unconscious playing peek-a-boo and expressing\nthe humble humor intrinsic to both evolution and nature. Survival of\nthe fittest requires staying two punch lines ahead of the\ncompetition, and the only way to develop more of a sense of humor is\nto pay it forward more often.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n and\nits as though humanity evolved consciousness in order for our neurons\nthemselves to save time and effort, so they can play more often and\ntake longer vacations. Sometimes, begging the question as to whether\nwe do our own best thinking, or the universe does most of our\nthinking for us. What’s missing from this picture can make all\nthe difference in the world, in spite of lacking any discernible\ncontent, making it impossible to ignore in the long run, even for\nsomeone like the fictional Mr Spock on Star Trek. Our ability to be\ntickled and squirm with delight is obviously related to our laughter,\nand is both pleasant and unpleasant, suggesting it too is simply\nanother physical manifestation of the humble comedy intrinsic to\nlife, and another expression of our particle-wave duality that can be\neasily measured and quantified. Once I spoke to a neurologist working\non measuring the lowest possible energy state of the brain and, at\nfirst, he thought I was joking, until he got the punch line, that a\njoke is never just a joke when it actually describes the world around\nus according to fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nmay laugh uncontrollably at times, but usually only for a few hours\nat worst and laughter can be thought of as a way of avoiding frying\nyour circuit breakers or crashing your computer and, like a blue\nscreen of death on a computer, sometimes the cure is worse than the\ndisease because, of course, 42 is as good as it gets. The brain\nitself does a drunkard’s staggered walk between order and\nchaos, making it more efficient, and suggesting that ticklishness is\nrelated to how our cells fundamentally organize around what’s\nmissing from this picture, for the sake of efficiency. At least a\nquarter of our physiology is dedicated to just maintenance, which is\na lot, but they can more than make up for it in their efficiency. It\nis the classic children’s tale of, “The Emperor’s\nNew Clothes”, except that we ourselves are the thieving\ncon-artists, the emperor, and the entire town of 8,000 who failed to\nlisten to their own inner child, until the situation grew to an\nabsurd extreme. Today, one in five Americans still claims the sun\nrevolves around the earth, and the vast majority insist the solution\nto their broken political system is to vote the bums out of office,\nwhile some 40% insist the only way to vote the bums out of office is\nto declare their own politicians above the law, and the very idea\nthat anyone is in charge around here flies in the face of all the\nevidence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCan’t\nbuy me love, and can’t buy me brains, while a brain without a\nheart is the story of somewhere over the rainbow, and the only real\nchoice in this sad clown town, is to bounce higher upon your butt and\nlearn how to pay it forward more creatively sucker! Everything being\nbased on simple pattern matching means that by merely acquiring an\nenormous variety of pieces to any puzzle and learning how to\nsystematically sort through all the pieces for any useful humble and\nelegant simplicity, we can rely more upon our own innate sense of\nhumor to promote dramatic personal growth, precisely because what’s\nmissing from this picture is what the conscious mind and society\nnormally attempt to ignore. You can run, but you cannot hide from\nyour own personal Truth which is self-correcting, self-cleansing,\nself-immolating, self-demeaning, self-deprecating, self-assembling,\nself-aggrandizing, and self-organizing and, quite often, is all too\nself-evident no matter how often we might live to regret the fact!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nconscious mind attempts to play the straight man in a comedy routine,\nsomewhat sarcastically asserting there can be Only One Reality in\nwhich causality, logic, and reason will always prevail, in its\ncontinuing efforts to focus in upon whatever the picture might\ncontain. Nonetheless, genuine love, humor, compassion, and\nunderstanding never require any justification whatsoever, and can\nmake any objections moot, begging the question of what archetypal\ndreams and stories all of humanity might embrace, that actually fit\nthe physical evidence. The innate humor of our subconscious mind\nrepresents the naive child of God within each of us, which is taboo\nto express in countless patriarchal cultures in particular, while the\nconscious mind expresses the greater beauty and meaning of the adult\nwe wish to become, which we sometimes use to deny the existence of\nthe child of God within us, in order to promote our personal and\ncollective interests as individuals, families, and societies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEssentially,\nno different than a child suspending their disbelief and playing with\ndolls, while attempting to figure out what kind of adult they might\nwish to become, how to go about becoming an adult, and what it means\nto be an adult but, with the notable exception that the smallest\namongst us can be considered adult children, and the particle-wave\nduality of synergistic normalization applies to everything. Even a\nnewborn infant can always be considered an adult, in the sense that\nnobody can ever take away their freedom to become whoever they wish\nto become, and infants that are not held and loved within the first\nfew days of life tend to reproduce less often and die within the\nfirst year, from what is euphemistically known as a failure to\nthrive, as if they must choose to live for themselves. Hospitals\naround the world now have volunteers who regularly come in to hold\nthe babies, and insist they don’t require a great deal of\nattention, just a little TLC. Mammals with fur will typically lick\none side of a newborn, roll them over, and lick the other side, as if\nto welcome them into our world. “Out of the mouths of babes”\nis an old adage that refers to the fact toddlers can sometimes become\nthe adults in the room, no matter how briefly, frequently accepting\nreality and the truth for more of whatever they have to offer. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nany three year old, mama nature only cares about how authentic we are\nand, to a baby, counting minutes, days, months, and years can be fun\ngibberish to play with and their minds don’t dwell within\nlinear causal time like ours do, nor does their own bullshit fuzzy\nlogic make a whole lot of sense to even themselves, except to be used\nto either promote or suppress their personal authenticity. Being more\ninclusive in general, and favoring paying it forward, bullshit logic\nis more social and creative than classic logic, but learning how to\navoid banging your head against the wall, how to bounce right back up\nagain when you fall, wipe your own butt, look both ways, and avoid\nkilling each other more often, are also crucial aspects to growing up\nand skills that no mere mortal ever truly masters. Whether we are\npretending to be authentic, or authentically pretending to be someone\nelse, is how the monkey chased the weasel, and the source of a great\ndeal of confusing lowbrow slapstick. No matter how compelling any\nargument to the contrary, there ain’t nobody home but us\nchickens, even if we are legion, and everybody gots to be somebody\nsometime, and have their 15 minutes of fame, while the one and the\nmany are the “Infinite Diversity Within Infinite Combination”\nof Star Trek Vulcan IDIC philosophy. However, nonsensical\nsynergistic-normalization ensures that, in our universe, for any\nVulcan to be any good at advanced logic, mathematics, physics, or\nmeditation, they would have to acquire an extremely subtle sense of\nhumor. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\nthe juxtapositions that matter with, for example, humor and logic\nsometimes spontaneously transforming into one another in our daily\nlives, and something like Intuitionistic mathematics being roughly\nfour times more complex than classical mathematics, empowering a wide\nvariety of mental shortcuts that classic logic just can’t make.\nJokes are metaphors which can be outrageously faster, easier, and\nmore fun and efficient than always attempting to be literal, making\nclassic logic, more often than not, a gross over-simplification that\nis not nearly as flexible, but indispensable for correcting the large\nnumber of errors analog logic and our world constantly inspire.\nIronically, the conscious mind can be thought of as the default\nposition of relying on convoluted Three Stooges slapstick to decide\nany issues and, whenever you can’t dazzle them with brilliance,\nbaffle em with bullshit! In the animal kingdom, the males usually\nhave the colorful displays, while human males lie and brag much more\noften, with some speculating human languages evolved as a way to win\narguments and spout better lies and bullshit. There are a wide\nvariety of modifications to classic logic that have been devised to\nmake it more compatible with the analog fuzzy logic throughout nature\nbecause, no matter how indispensable it can be in some situations,\nfor most purposes, anything can be more efficient than Three Stooges\nslapstick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tVulcans\non Star Trek would require their own “mathematical comedy\nclubs”, because even Vulcans are born to fall on their butt,\nand to deny it would be highly illogical. Laughter can be described\nas an emergent cellular level response to pattern matching, and for a\nVulcan to deny they are ticklish, that humor is natural,\nself-organizing on a cellular level, and can be efficient, healthy,\ninsightful, and even infectious, would be irrational and\nself-defeating. Like the passionate Vulcan ritual of “Pon\nFarr”, Vulcans would require at least some sort of outlet for\ncomedy or they might suffer from serious mental diseases and, quite\nlikely, an inability to mate successfully. That might sound like an\nexaggeration, but surveys indicate academics have less satisfying sex\nlives and reproduce less often than most occupations, in even the\nworkaholic Japanese and white US and EU populations, which have been\nimploding for half a century, while Vulcans prefer to seldom be\ntouched, never be tickled, and struggle to mate successfully, only\nmating once every seven years, and rumor has it that Yoda is the love\nchild of Mr Spock and an Andorean sex slave. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNotably,\nVulcans are the much more reserved and disciplined straight-man\ncounterparts of high society and the establishment, to the relaxed\nsalt-of-the-earth folksy wisdom of Yoda in Star Wars. One is cold,\nanalytical, and aloof, while the other is much warmer, intuitive, and\ndown to earth, yet both think alike in many respects and fill similar\nroles in society. It can also be argued that Vulcans embrace logic as\na way to deny their own ego exists and to suppress their tendency to\nact like indignant chickens and, notably, Mr Spock acquired much more\nof a sense of humor in the second season of the original show. The\ndouble edged sword of Damocles ensures that too powerful a mind can\nbecome self-defeating, yet Spock and Yoda are what Taoists call\n“Scholar-Warriors” who share a great deal of the same\ngentle tongue-in-cheek sense of humor just as, contrary to\nappearances, Master Yoda is anything but fragile and harmless, and no\nmere hapless country bumpkin, but an 800 year old military general\nfamous for his strategy, swordsmanship, and vast array of skills and\nknowledge which, like those of Mr Spock, never cease to amaze his\nstudents.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhen\nMax Planck first begged his colleagues to please explain the joke,\nwhat none of them could have guessed in a million years, is that\nbrain damaged mentally deranged hippie dippies, just like me, have\nbeen attempting to explain that particular joke to Babylonians for\nthe last 12,000 years. One complication slowing us down, is that our\njokes require a more egalitarian salt-of-the-earth tribal sense of\nhumor, that societies commonly lynch people, like Socrates, for\nexpressing just a little too often. Forget about anything you might\nknow about political humor, tribal humor falls totally off the\nBabylonian political radar, and back to kindergarten. For example, in\nthe movie, “The Emerald Forest” a young boy is kidnapped\nby a native tribe in the Amazon jungle and, when his father finds him\na decade later, he is unwilling to leave the tribe and return to\ncivilization with him. His father pleads with the chief to order his\nson to return with him, and the chief just laughs, shakes his head in\ndisbelief, and replies, “How could I be chief if I told a grown\nman what to do?” In the heat of a battle, the chief can be the\nguy everybody already respects as the natural focus for their group\nwhenever the shit hits the fan, and tribes typically have different\nchiefs for different occasions, such as who officiates at parties and\nceremonies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMany\ntribes don’t even have words for concepts such as greed,\nconsidering them distasteful and counterproductive to dwell upon\nwhile, in recent years, republicans have even accused Big Bird of\nbeing an evil commie plot, because that long neck was just made for\nlynching, and they support traditional family values on sale at\nWalmart. It is now illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse in Maryland,\nbecause his tax cut proposals were more believable than those of the\nofficial candidates, and the idea Babylonians care about anything\nother than their wallets and constantly fighting among themselves\nover what is common sense is laughable. In the land of opportunity,\nthey have the lowest social mobility anywhere in the developed world,\nwhile fundamentalists have the worst rates of rape, abortion,\ndivorce, child abuse, alcoholism, and suicide and, of course, blame\nthe rest of the world for their problems. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\none thing to poke fun at society’s mindless anger, lowbrow\nslapstick, and pointless self-destructive bullshit, and quite another\nthing altogether to systematically organize it all according to\nlinguistic analysis, modern physics, Intuitionistic mathematics, and\nfirst principles! Socrates was lynched for expressing a handful of\nthe lamest fuzzy logic jokes imaginable, that can be interpreted any\nnumber of ways, because his jokes promote cooperation among peasants\nfor their mutual defense against the wealthy and middle class\nestablishment. Contrary to conventional wisdom, democracy exists to\nprotect the interests of minorities, the working class, and\ndisenfranchised, who would otherwise storm the palace more often with\nknives and pitch forks, and riot burning down the houses and\nbusinesses of the middle class, making democracy impossible. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tGandhi’s\nfollowers and those of Martin Luther King did not risk their lives\nand health in support of the existing common sense and conventional\nwisdom of the middle class and wealthy establishment. Either a\ndemocracy supports the basic rights of the poor and disenfranchised,\nor the mindless mob supports the “Winner Takes All Global\nEconomy and Weapons Contest!” People can put up with endless\nabuse, with the US having the worst social record in the developed\nworld, and dozens of men once gang raping women in NYC Central Park\nin broad daylight, in front of the news cameras, even jumping on the\nwomen the minute the cops pulled another one off. Similarly, despite\nthe horrific physical abuse that slave plantation owners committed,\nand the complete lack of anything remotely like shame, the reason\ntheir slaves usually burned down the houses of their masters while\nthey slept, was because they were not allowed to visit relatives that\nhad been sold to nearby plantations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAn\nexamination of the history of South African tribes revealed that\nevery three hundred years or so they would set aside their\ndifferences, and attack the most vicious tribe among them, driving\nthem to the verge of genocide, whenever their numbers grew large\nenough to become a threat to everyone else. Being aggressive can be\nadvantageous, but the good guys win more often for a reason, because\nthey know how to share their words and play nice more often. A\njourney of a thousand miles may begin with but a single step, yet\nlife is always two steps forwards and one back and, if you don’t\nwatch where you’re going, you may windup in the gutter! Either\nour common humanity takes priority over just about anything else, or\nwe eventually become an evolutionary dead-end, and all the evidence\nindicates modern Babylon must change fundamentally if humanity is to\nsurvive into the next century.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nwarriors on the battlefield, Babylonians collectively suppress their\nown sense of humor, often bending over backwards and going to\nextremes such as routinely beating their children and censoring the\nmass media, simply following the angry memory-centric logic of a\nflock of chickens and their conventional wisdom. And, demonstrating\nin the process, why fictitious Vulcans on Star Trek would require at\nleast a dry sense of humor, if as a society they were to collectively\npromote logic and reason over reactionary behavior. Not to mention,\navoid the most elaborate anal retentive intellectual Three Stooges\nslapstick imaginable, collectively shoving their heads up their own\nasses that much more frequently and, possibly, accounting for their\npointy ears. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPredictably,\nit turns out that the very same academics, governments, and\ncorporations, now fighting over potty humor jokes older than\nmonuments, would much rather the public distrusted them and were\nangry with them, and are the ones largely responsible for having\nsuppressed this type of humor in the first place, and for\nsubsequently driving the price through the outhouse ceiling. Being\nbrain damaged, naturally it occurred to me to use potty humor jokes\nolder than monuments, that have suddenly become spy-vs-spy stuff more\nvaluable than gold, as the cheese to bait the maze for academically\ntrained rats helping to destroy the planet faster and make people\neverywhere miserable. Pink Floyd famously sang, “We don’t\nneed no education!”, however it is blatantly obvious that the\nreal problem is that academia’s education is sorely lacking in\ntheir own worst lowbrow slapstick, while behavioral conditioning is a\ncultural thing with them and, at least, something they can usually\ngrudgingly respect and vaguely comprehend. Along with the humorous\nequivalent of mild electric shocks, you have to make everything as\nself-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable as possible, or\nacademics can become easily confused, and give up much more\nfrequently. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBehaviorism\nis really all about applying positive reinforcement whenever\npossible, and the lure of potentially valuable data is overwhelming\nfor academics, but it never hurts to remind them of the fact.\nWhenever they become frustrated, they tend to become agitated,\narguing, and chattering amongst themselves but, otherwise, mainstream\nacademics and their students, make ideal experimental test subjects,\nwho have already been extensively conditioned to compulsively provide\na wealth of feedback in the most constraining environments. Its\nimportant to remain objective about these things and, objectively\nspeaking, academia has an extremely dubious command of language, an\ninstitutionally stunted sense of humor, and struggles to communicate\neffectively, while it has become crucial to quantify and document\ntheir impact on society and the ecology and, of course, secure any\npossible movie rights. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAcademics\nare supposedly objective anyway, and love nothing better than working\nridiculous hours, lecturing captive audiences, and writing dreadfully\nlong boring papers, making them ideal experimental test subjects for\nany number of things, with the notable exception of sleep deprivation\nexperiments, and it is my sincere hope that, with continuing\nresearch, it can eventually be rigorously established that, contrary\nto conventional wisdom, it remains quite possible to elevate some of\nBabylon’s worst lowbrow slapstick a notch or two. Beginning\nwith academics as a proof of concept, precisely because they claim to\nbe objective about these things and support the sciences. I figured,\nwhat better demonstration of the power of all the jokes in this book\nto make a real difference, than their ability to elevate even\nacademia’s worst lowbrow slapstick? Just how far does academic\ncuriosity and objectivity actually extend when it comes to even\nmathematical humor, and just how do money and the military-industrial\ncomplex change anything? <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAbandon\nAll Hope Ye Who Enter! Or, gaze into my mathematical literary mirror\nif you dare, and take the risk of seeing your own reflection, only to\ndiscover that its not quite so easy to laugh at yourself anymore, as\nif you didn’t have a care in the world and, somehow, life has\nlost just a little more of its sparkle. Because I’m applying\nsystems logic to the entire book, and the more you comprehend them\nthe more you start to apply them to yourself, even kicking yourself\nin the ass on a subconscious level. Freud was a cocaine dealer who\nwrote whatever the public would buy and treated the trophy wives of\nwealthy men, but earning a living selling cocaine and reassuring rich\npeople that all their psychological problems are sexual in nature, is\nnot what this book is about, nor is it “Neurolinguistic\nProgramming” or anything remotely like any academically\napproved use of language. Its adult potty humor people, jokes older\nthan monuments, and virtually every word I write uses one of the\nfirst three or four definitions found in any common dictionary,\nbillions of people worldwide recognize immediately what poems are\nbetter, and its all extrapolated from potty humor jokes still being\nreinvented for the first time by little kids around the world. If it\nmakes you feel better, in philosophical technobabble this is an\n“Ordinary Language Philosophy” that would drive\nWittgenstein nuts, so just keep reading and you’ll get the\npunch lines, or not. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAdmittedly,\nit could easily require a century or more of dedicated and duly\nconsecrated research, conducted by millions of talented comedians,\nmathematicians, programmers, and cunning linguists from around the\nglobe, to eventually establish some sort of meaningful consensus\nwithin the greater academic community at large. Nevertheless, I feel\nconfident that given time, thoughtful experimentation, and extensive\ndocumentation all within the public domain, that Babylonian academics\nwill eventually conclude that sharing their words and playing nice\nare really good ideas, and that humor is a real phenomenon, more than\nworthy of their concerted attention. Furthermore, that bereft a well\ndeveloped sense of humor, their institutions are frequently myopic,\nanti-social, self-defeating, self-destructive, inhumane, suicidal,\nhomicidal, and a threat to the entire planet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNobody\nelse I know has a clue as to how to begin to write this sort of\nbullshit in a self-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable manner\nthat even the dullest, most easily distracted, and dreadfully boring\nacademics can follow, so I thought people might appreciate a simple\ndemonstration, of just how easy it is to use contextual vagueness and\nthe stupidest no-brainer bullshit lexicon imaginable to\nsystematically elevate some of Babylon’s worst lowbrow\nslapstick. Its my own Functionalist approach that champions “Mental\nJudo” and “Oneness With Your Sphincter”, derived\nfrom the ancient Chinese school of the “Bull With Diarrhea!”\nMy motto is, “A great Jedi feels the force flow through him,\nthus, he remains regular!” But, when it comes to the Tower of\nBabel, as the Joker said, “What this town needs is an enema!”\nSo, I decided what academics require is a little good old fashioned\nbehavioral conditioning, for extra flavor, value, and to avoid\nconstipating the reader!<br\/>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nyou ask me, Socrates had the right idea and established the\nfoundations of modern democracy and formal philosophy but, for 12,000\nyears, the Chinese prudently went to a lot of trouble to write their\njokes anonymously! Technically, I’m leveraging a pattern\nmatching approach using the multidimensional multifractal equation of\nthe Tao Te Ching, which might sound complicated, but the worst part\nis all the mind-numbing editing required, like some sort of office\ndrone that doesn’t even get paid, for the first decade or two.\nBut, of course, after they attempted to steal and pervert my favorite\nchildhood potty mouth nursery rhymes, the temptation to show them\nwhat these jokes are truly excellent for, simply became overwhelming.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\nI was just five years old, the neighborhood kids showed me the\ninfinite possibilities for what it can mean to be human and, suffice\nit to say, my Bullshit Kung Fu combines four and five-fold symmetries\nin higher dimensions, making it beyond any and all possible human\ncomprehension. Being brain damaged has certain advantages, but a few\nmillion other flaming idiots deserve just as much credit, and the\nbest the academics should be able to determine, is that what I write\nappears to be mathematical, self-consistent, demonstrable, and\nnontrivial. Meaning, they will have no choice if they are to remain\nobjective, and must rely upon the empirical evidence and decide for\nthemselves if anything I write is funny…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUnfortunately,\nDr Strangelove is not an exaggeration, and like the rest of Babylon,\nthe slapstick of the entire military-industrial complex, really and\ntruly, can be that pathetically lowbrow, however, it occurred to me\nthat the situation also makes it easy to automate all the behavioral\nconditioning, because the complexity of the model seldom exceeds that\nof a flock of chickens. Taoists often say, “Its the simple shit\nthat always gets you” and a chicken’s behavior is not\nsignificantly different from that of any of its individual neurons,\nmaking a flock of chickens roughly as predictable as Newtonian\nmechanics and their collective behavior resembles wave mechanics,\nwhere every wave can simultaneously be considered an amplifier, and\nthe context determines which it is we perceive like a context\ndependent gestalt. I am the Wu Li master of the Tao Te Ching, the\nShockwave Rider who rides the great Rainbow Fractal Dragon, and I\nmake Zen masters look foolish on a daily basis (too easy),\nconservatives turn beet red embarrassing themselves, wannabe\nanarchists and politicians alike chase their own tails in the corner,\nand physicists and philosophers repeatedly contradict themselves in\nevery way imaginable, all because it just so happens, I know a thing\nor two about chickens, the story of Goldilocks, Murphy’s Law,\nBullshit Logic, dictionaries, and FM radios too!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSince\nthey don’t have much hope of actually comprehending anything,\nlife for a chicken is mostly about what to ignore, but this same\npreference has been documented in chimpanzees who are taught sign\nlanguage, and consider it rude to talk to each other. They rely more\non an infantile herd mentality, where they argue over the best patch\nof grass to eat, but also depend upon each other to warn of any\ndanger and defend each other. Chimps will sometimes give their\nfriends tools, perhaps encouraging them to learn how to use them, but\nthat’s about as far as it goes. The pecking order of chimps and\nchickens express opposite extremes, but they both function similar to\nfeedback suppression in a PA system and noise reduction in an FM\nradio, preventing them from killing each other more often, or running\nin circles screaming the sky is falling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIgnoring\neach other is a good way to avoid fighting, but it doesn’t help\nchimps thrive much better than a flock of chickens, and chimps can be\nvicious to say the least, just as infants will wallop each other with\nthe toy telephone or whatever. Humanity has moved beyond the herd\nmentality, but still retains the mentality of a flock of chickens as\nthe default fallback position for whenever the lights might be on,\nbut nobody is home, because there never was anybody in charge around\nhere! Female chimps choose who is to become the alpha male, according\nto the same standards used by anyone for choosing a good boss at\nwork, that is, someone who intervenes in internal disputes only to\nprevent unnecessary fighting that might weaken the troop, and who\nleads them all to food more often, which is also what farmers want in\na rooster, and describes an FM radio that works like its supposed to.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPatriarchs\nin the republican party have proven to possess high testosterone and\nlow stress hormones, making them better suited for filling the role,\nthat is, forcefully addressing any emergency, while still avoiding\nunnecessary conflict, which is also what you want in a rooster or for\nfeedback suppression in a public address system. Roosters that are\ntoo vicious or wake you up all the time tend to get their heads cut\noff and, among chimps, alpha males that are too aggressive sometimes\nleave one troop for another when the females make it difficult for\nthem to mate successfully. In general, the larger any group becomes,\nthe less advantageous it can become for any individual to even know\nthe truth, promoting reactionary behavior and support for patriarchs,\nwho are not necessarily expected to know or share the truth.\nConspiracy theory networks insist the truth is out there somewhere,\nbut they still rely heavily on conventional wisdom, seldom espouse\nusing a dictionary, and prefer to just use conspiracy theories for\nsocializing, while their constant chatter provides advanced warnings\nfor when the shit is about to hit the fan, as if their networks form\nlarge and sensitive amplifiers. Think of relaxing on the couch, and\nhaving to peal yourself off the ceiling when someone startles you,\nbecause all the neurons in your brain have stopped working for your\nconscious mind, and have begun relaxing and socializing among\nthemselves in larger numbers. Believing in conspiracy theories\nprovides people with an excuse to relax and socialize in a\ncontentious society that seldom wants to know the truth, and for them\nto receive early warnings for whenever the crap is about to hit the\nfan, with studies indicating conspiracy theory nuts tend to be quite\nnormal, and no more insane than anyone else. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\non a good day, thinking is just never a chicken’s strong point,\nand all the conspiracy theories, vicious arguments, and endless\nbabbling in the mass media and online merely reflects how hard the\nidiots are struggling to ignore anything that contradicts whatever\nthey happen to believe to be conventional wisdom, despite nobody ever\nproving the existence of common sense anywhere on the planet. In the\nname of reason, they ignore even their own nonsense, with our\nglorious leader, for example, contradicting himself on a daily basis\nand quick to dismiss any contradictions he makes as inconsequential.\nA startled, confused, pissed-off, frightened, and stressed-out\nchicken doesn’t make much better decisions than a lonely sea\nslug cruising the largely barren mid-ocean floor, and merely by\nencouraging them to confuse themselves and each other, it is possible\nto encourage the Three Stooges to become even more self-defeating and\nself-destructive. And, just like drinking booze and watching Fox\nNews, it is not only legal but lucrative to encourage them to drink\nall the saltwater they want, give themselves ulcers, die younger, and\nreproduce far less often, for no damned good reason whatsoever, while\ntheir populations are already imploding in every way imaginable. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\na chicken, the behavior of the youngest human infants is not\nsignificantly different from that of any of their individual neurons,\nwhich is why animals such as a dog automatically recognize infants of\nany species, because their behavior reflects their cellular level\norganization, revolving around searching for what’s missing\nfrom this picture, and what to ignore. Dogs are pretty smart, but any\nintelligent animal can recognize that in the case of the smallest\ninfants, the lights are on, but nobody is home, making humble infants\nof any species all that much more compellingly elegant and,\nfortunately, that means wave mechanics can be used to model the\nmindless collective behavior of a flock of chickens, as resembling an\nanalog FM radio transceiver that expresses bullshit fuzzy logic and\nthe resilience of complex systems, by progressively conflating the\nidentity of energy and information. Nonlinear parametric amplifiers\ncan now be tuned for resonance, meaning it is quite possible to use\nfuzzy logic and even quantum mechanics to encourage the idiots to\ncollectively explode and implode on command. Their behavior reflects\nthe quorum sensing of the countless cells in their bodies, and\nillustrates how our cells talk to the conscious mind, through our\nemotions, and how every Ugly Duckling is simultaneously a Swan.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPrecisely\nbecause they are so stupid and reactionary, chickens can be used to\nmodel all of classic logic and physics, but they can also be modeled\nas simultaneously Ugly Ducklings, expressing their particle-wave\nduality, and surprising resilience and intelligence, when they grow\nup and learn how to share their words and play nice. Chickens really\ndo make good pets and, reality being stranger than fiction, you can\nmodel the entire universe after a flock of chickens, or as composed\nof waves and vortexes leading somewhere over the rainbow or down the\ntoilet, simply because it happens to be more convenient or efficient.\nIn fact, all the new computer processors coming on the market over\nthe next several years will include a variety of fpga arithmetic\naccelerators, or AI circuits composed of anywhere from 120 to a few\nthousand transistors, that are perfect for the task, and should prove\na particularly interesting challenge for all the computer programmers\nout there, who just happen to share my warped sense of humor.\nComputers are only a hobby of mine, and I can’t afford any\nhobbies right now and don’t have time to spare, but I include a\nfew more interesting ideas in this book involving simple adaptive AI\nand virtual reality applications.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\neight rudimentary caricatures, our poetry describes the heuristics or\nalgorithms of the analog emotional-logic required to use any\nmeaningless rhetoric you prefer to generate bots online that can be\nindistinguishable from any troll or babbling idiot, precisely because\nthey’re both spouting totally meaningless rhetoric that is\nindistinguishable from any other bullshit. In fact, their bullshit is\nso simple it is already becoming possible to fake the way they think\nand talk. The more bullshit they spout, the easier it is to imitate\nand even quantify their emotions and reactions, because their\nemotions are largely based on what to ignore, rather than, what to\npay attention to or embrace. In fact, one of the few ways you could\ndistinguish between the two is to include a lie detector in the bot\nempowering it to predict the majority of arguments, but a smart\nchicken is an oxymoron. Contrary to Chomsky’s foam-at-the-mouth\nGrammar Nazi idealism, grammar has turned out to be related to the\nproximity of syntax in the brain, meaning all you require is the\nanalog bullshit fuzzy logic to reproduce whatever the trolls believe\nis the undeniable truth, with around 120 Rainbow Warrior poems being\nenough to make it easy to fool just about anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, the bot only cares that the person keeps on arguing with it,\nand can lose arguments badly if that makes the trolls and academics\nsalivate more. The more meaningless any angry rhetoric they spout,\nthe more easily the Three Stooges can be encouraged to fight their\nown reflections and shadows, and the more easily humor can cut to the\nbone of contention when necessary. Already, bots are occupying\nwebsites and social media and you could fill entire websites with\nbots like these and generate a great deal of traffic, and encourage\nthe idiots to waste their time indulging themselves more often and,\npossibly, even systematically teach a militant atheist or Game\ntheorist how evolution led to the development of people sharing their\nwords and playing nice more often than most animals, because we share\nan innate sense of humor and aesthetic appreciation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhile\nthat might sound like outrageous technology, you can already buy a\ncellphone with a built-in lie detector that’s pretty damned\ngood, but the problem is the truth is the last thing chickens ever\ncare about, so I wouldn’t worry too much about any indignant\nprotests, which are likely to subside quickly if your AI keeps\ntelling them whatever they want to hear. A zero latency Mind Maze\nheadset can provide a little biofeedback and mild behavioral\nconditioning, making it possible to teach even academics how to\nlaugh, and to quantify their sense of humor, while the potential\napplications are endless. The remarkably inexpensive headset reads\nyour brain waves and the machine can be set to apply mild electric\nshocks, even before the test subjects do anything. The headset can\nwarn the computer 30-70ms ahead of time, before you can so much as\nblink an eye, and I’m particularly interested to see how test\nsubjects react to varying the timing of electric shocks, using a wide\nvariety of adaptive AI programs incorporating lie detectors and fact\ncheckers to determine just how gullible and out of touch with reality\nacademics really are. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tModern\nelectronics are fantastic for jokes and getting cheaper by the day,\nwhile one of the first uses by the porn industry was to make it cheap\nto get a blowjob online, and Japanese women have been increasingly\ncomplaining, for conservative Japanese that is, that its hard enough\nto get laid in a country of polite workaholics, without having to\ncompete with online porn, VR, and transformer robots. In response,\ntheir government has made the development of friendly robots a\nnational priority, to support a rapidly aging population.\nTheoretically, its all the same math and the major medical company\nthat makes the Mind Maze headset is European, quite familiar with\nsex, and how to solicit new investors. As interesting as it might be\nto work on developing a Woody Allan style “Orgasmitron”\nfor sexual addiction and dysfunctions, my own work is in the\nrudimentary analog logic required, and I leave the sex research to\nthe tender mercies of the medical and porn industries, who are\nsurprisingly familiar with chickens. However, I intend to see if the\nEuropean manufacturers of the Mind Maze have any suggestions for the\nbest ways to test my ideas on their American counterparts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSomething\na bit more sophisticated than a whoopee cushion and having them watch\nrepeats of “Gilligan’s Island”, but if I can\nsucceed with American academics, I consider that all the proof that\nanyone can reasonably ask for, that the basic idea is fundamentally\nsound. Of course, the academic community as a whole tends to stress\ncritical thinking skills, nevertheless, with just a little mild\nbehavioral conditioning, and a lot of luck, it is my sincere hope\nthat some of these same test subjects might actually feel inspired to\nteach some of their students a few basic listening skills, how to\nshare their words, and play nice, before proceeding to teach them\nanything more complicated, such as how to argue nonstop, spout\ncomplete gibberish, and design and operate things like cheap nuclear\nreactors, that are anything but idiot proof by Babylonian standards. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTeaching\nthe military-industrial complex how to drop their balls like Galileo,\nhas never interested me personally, and I leave that to the medical\nand porn industry as well, but it is my sincere desire that with\ncontinuing experiments, it will eventually become possible to inspire\nacademics to take the next step, and teach a few more complex\nsubjects. Such as, how to recognize when your own crap has become\nself-defeating, how to recognize when pulling a voting machine handle\nis the equivalent of shooting yourself in the foot, and what\nalternatives might exist in our great democracy, if any, that are\nunlikely to get you fired, black listed, water boarded or, like\nSocrates, lynched in a kangaroo court trial for having a sense of\nhumor about your civic responsibilities. Conan O’Brien is a\nlate-night talk show host and comedian, who frequently begs his\naudience not to lynch him, and who does a regular routine where his\nstaff video tapes hundreds of newscasters all repeating the same\npropaganda and spin on the news verbatim, and it might be safe enough\nfor some teachers to show such films to their students, and to even\ncreate a montage of the best propaganda in America today, and for PBS\nto produce documentaries about how the majority organize like\nchickens and ignore almost anything they don’t believe is\nconventional wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThese\ndays, whether it is safe depends on your state and specific locality,\nand many may wish to wait for a new administration and check with\ntheir legal departments first, or even ask the mass media for advice\non how they deal with propaganda and the public demanding that\neverybody lie to them. Hopefully, by my organizing all these jokes in\na self-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable manner that can be\nquantized, automated, and used to make unique predictions, others\nwill feel inspired to follow Conan’s example. Henceforth, let\nit be widely known, that I do hereby formally challenge all Rainbow\nWarriors, and anybody else who still has the slightest sense of humor\nor self-preservation remaining, to think up the most outrageously\nmind-boggling ways, in which to put all the jokes in this book to\nmuch better use, than for teaching complete idiots how to destroy the\nentire planet faster, while debating the definition of stupid,\ncomplaining its a dog-eat-dog world, endlessly complaining about the\nservice, and that nobody ever listens to them, not even the bums they\nvote out of office.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSince\nPlanck’s initial discovery the same revelation has been slowly\nemerging, beginning within the extremes in the physical and cognitive\nsciences, that all of Babylon’s vaunted rationalizations and\nideals, all of academia’s causal western metaphysics, so\ncarefully crafted over millennia and integrated into all the major\nworld religions, responsible for all of our incredible technology,\nlegal systems, and every major language, are all ultimately based\nupon so much blue smoke and mirrors. To make matters worse, they are\nbeing used and abused by clueless idiots everywhere to justify\nfighting amongst themselves and destroying the planet faster, often\nout of sincere heartfelt idealism. Meanwhile, trained academics with\ninstitutionally stunted senses of humor, express their growing dismay\nat their inability to get the punch lines, much less, get a handle on\nthe situation, as they continue to encourage their students to argue\nand babble nonsensically amongst themselves, rather than, develop a\ngentle sense of humor, and learn how to share their words, play nice,\nand listen to each other if it kills them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAfter\na decade of examining all the neurological evidence and running one\ncomputer simulation after another, the Game theorist Donald Hoffman\nreluctantly concluded, that if the human mind and brain had ever\nresembled anything remotely like reality we would already be extinct\nas a species. It turns out that modeling reality is horribly\ninefficient, when any bullshit model will usually suffice, meaning\nthat to no one’s surprise, the first Vulcans on Star Trek to\nfollow Surac’s philosophy of logic would have quickly become\nextinct. When asked, children raised in big cities will sometimes say\nfood comes from the factory, because that’s their reality, and\nits actually the most useful explanation for them, even if its not\ntrue. They don’t ask mom to buy them a cow from the farm, but\nmilk from the store, they have absolutely no need to learn anything\nabout dairy cows, and have their entire lives to learn the truth, in\na culture that often rejects the truth. Until the construction of\nmodern ships during the middle ages, for over a thousand years\nknowing the earth is round was useless to sailors, who hugged the\ncoastlines whenever possible, while telling tales of sea monsters and\nfalling off the face of the earth was a good way to entertain\nthemselves on long nights.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAn\nexamination of all of classical logic, mathematics, and physics\nconcluded, that an arbitrary number of simple metaphors can be used\nto describe Newtonian physics with equal accuracy. In other words,\nanyone can argue that everything is merely composed of black holes,\nsuper balls, strings, springs, rubber bands, donuts, gears, beanies\nwith propellers, Barbie dolls, wavy gravy, or lime Jell-O for all I\nknow, and nobody can ever prove them wrong using classic logic and\nphysics. String theorists encountered this same warped sense of\nhumor, with a series of theories all implying that an ever-greater\nnumber of ever more elaborate String theories, beyond even all\nastronomical measurements and humanly conceivable complexity, can\ndescribe the universe all that much more compellingly. As if their\nown theories were stringing them along, tweaking their noses, and\nsuggesting they ease up on the classical beauty of String theory and\nstart working on their sense of humor instead. Already, one String\ntheorist has symbolically thrown his hands in the air, and publicly\nannounced he is switching to a different field and, once the\ncomputers finish crunching all the numbers, it will become much easy\nto automate the job of collating such low entropy results in the\nsciences and placing them in larger contexts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhile\nI can certainly sympathize with the gravity of the situation, and how\nearth-shattering the revelation must be for billions of Babylonians,\nand that the subject is entirely outside the traditional scope of\nacademic scrutiny, the sooner they stop babbling complete nonsense\nand begin to address the issue head on, the better for the entire\nplanet. Unfortunately, I felt compelled to lend the academic\ncommunity a hand and show them a few more practical uses for this\ntype of humor, because their own imaginations are quite limited in\nthat regard, and I encourage everybody else to give them a hand as\nwell. Only recently have Babylonian academics finally caught on that\nhumor revolves around anything “low in entropy”, or what\nthe rest of us call “bullshit”, and the very idea they\ncomprehend humor is laughable, even by their own severely stunted\nBabylonian standards. As proud as I am to see the academic community\ninventing their first polite cuss words, Vaudeville has nothing to\nfear from these academic clowns, who should stick with Dr Seuss and\nWinnie the Pooh for now.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tObviously,\nif someone doesn’t give them a few pointers, humanity will be\nan extinct species before academics get the punch lines to a Bullshit\nTheory of Everything and Nothing. Believe me, encouraging people to\ntreat mainstream Babylonian academics and their students as if they\nwere just so many trained monkeys and lab rats has never been\nsomething that has appealed to me personally, because I’ve\nspent half my life fending off all their bullshit attempts to\nredefine the word “dictionary” and to avoid their nonstop\nlowbrow slapstick, which is just so pathetic, but the only way to\nprevent the idiots from possibly killing themselves and everyone else\nin the process, was to publish this book and hope to get it over with\nquick, knowing the computers are about to reveal everything in\nexcruciating detail. If it makes anyone feel better, they can say its\njust more bullshit in the name of science. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nexample, using virtual reality it should be possible to model the\nbehavior of all the leaders of the republican party, well enough\nusing current electronics to make predictions with anywhere from the\naccuracy of a weatherman to Newtonian mechanics, precisely because\nthey are organized like a flock of chickens, making it easy to\nautomate any type of political comedy people want. In virtual\nreality, you could have Mickey Mouse lobby congress to make it legal\nto join the Mickey Mouse Club in Maryland. The more rhetoric they\nspout, the easier it becomes to predict and manipulate their\nbehavior, just like any chicken. Which, of course, can become\nincredibly elaborate and sarcastic within the public domain, or as\nscientifically rigorous as anything else, incorporating the latest\nand greatest lie detectors and fact checkers already in development\nor on the market, and feeding Wall Street computers data.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOne\nof the first things Adolf Hitler did in office was to make it illegal\nto crack jokes about the Nazi party, and conservatives in general\nhave a vested interest in comprehending how humor is used against\nthem and a vested interest in suppressing free speech by constraining\nthe academic community and buying off the mass media. The only way to\nbe smarter than a damned chicken, is to see more of the Big Picture,\ninstead of your own nightmares and fantasies, while every culture\nadopts comedic blinders that are rapidly becoming easily defeated by\nautomation. Big Brother’s not so well kept secret, is he is\npart of the mindless mob, has a stunted sense of humor, and cannot\nattack what he cannot comprehend, but that never stopped the idiots\nfrom trying. Reminiscent of TV shows such as “Hogan’s\nHeroes” and “Mash”, peasants everywhere have often\nrelied upon their having greater personal integrity than the wealthy\nand powerful, lending them a more subtle sense of humor that\nempowered them to communicate in front of authorities without getting\ntheir heads cut off. Socratic humor and that of the Tao Te Ching are\nall public domain and make less sense the more you insist that\neverything must make sense, and reject even your own dictionary.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\nfather always told me, without heart kid, ya got nothing. Which is\nwhy none need ever swear allegiance to become a citizen of the world,\nthere are no promises to make to anyone but yourself, no beliefs,\nrationalizations, postures, divine inspiration, mental gymnastics,\nchanges in diet, or sudden conversions are ever required, for each\nenters this world a child of God, the One Greater Truth, and mother\nnature. All any need do to reclaim their birthright at any time is to\nremember, that the spark within can never die, because without heart\nkid, ya got nothing. Everywhere you go, there you are, and simply\npeeling away the layers of the onion, wonder yet remains the\nbeginning of wisdom, as we reclaim our birthright in a slow process\nof attrition and osmosis, aware there can be no greater satisfaction\nthan recognizing once again, all that we might have to offer the\nworld, including any particularly funny jokes that might be helpful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhich\nis why nobody knows how to be a Rainbow Warrior or a citizen of the\nworld better than you do, and either one day you recognize you are a\nRainbow Warrior and a citizen of the world, or you don’t.\nRegrettably, our legends say karma must be paid, and none can prevent\nthe Tower of Babel from collapsing again, for the meek must\ninevitably inherit the earth. What is to come in the decades to\nfollow is anyone’s guess, but I fear at least two billion\npeople may suffer and die needlessly, and it will require as much\nheart as everyone can muster. There’s nothing anybody can do to\nsave the Babylonians from themselves, certainly nothing that I can\nthink of, except to encourage people to work on their gentle sense of\nhumor, since Babylonians tend to already be angry, confused,\nparanoid, and self-defeating enough without any encouragement from\nme.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nthe insane are not running the asylum, I really don’t want to\nknow who is, film at 11:00pm. Blow up your TV, throw away your\npapers, for none might ever stop those hellbent on committing suicide\nplaying Russian Roulette with cheap nuclear reactors, or anything\nelse they can cook up in the kitchen, and the less you get involved\nin their insanity the better for everyone. Our Rainbow Warrior poetry\nis the actual purpose of this book, because it contains the\ninstructions for how to prepare as best we can, how to cushion the\nfall, and how to help rebuild again. Hopefully, without repeating the\nsame mistakes, by humorously injecting a little more sanity into our\ntraditions, institutions, and worldviews. Rainbow Warriors come in\nall varieties, with many being successful professionals, but with few\nof us terribly interested in working ourselves to death for the\nprivilege of helping to destroy the planet faster, nor interested in\nwasting our time with all the nonstop bullshit and babbling online\nand in the heavily censored hallowed halls and mass media currently\nfighting over how to divide up the internet. The modern world is not\nthe first playground to be overrun by playground bullies, and\ncountless nights I have spent around the fire discussing everything\nin this book with my fellow Rainbow Warriors, who have also learned\nto seldom take the word of insane Babylonians, paid to insist\neveryone should be cynical and skeptical of everything except, of\ncourse, how much they get paid, who pays them, their personal\nintegrity, and what people do with all the money, knowledge,\nequipment, and skills that the academics, governments, and\ncorporations provide them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWithout\nheart kid, ya got nothing, and even the craziest Babylonians living\nin their own Private Idaho have priceless hearts, and can have their\nown charm, but the wisdom of our collective ignorance is what I call\nthe foolish heart of agnosticism. Those who dare to admit their own\nignorance and embrace that the only thing they know is nothing, and\nare prepared to venture forth on faith alone, knowing the good guys\nwin more often, but without ever having to abandon their brain on the\nside of the road in the process! Knowing already for themselves, we\nare all drooling idiots, and knowing somehow without knowing\nanything, what’s missing from this picture can make all the\ndifference in the world. Meaning, of course, among Rainbow Warriors\nfalling on your ass gracefully counts for extra points in duets! For\nno man is an island, nor can he be the measure of all things, lest he\nfirst embrace gravity as the source of lightness, and virtue as its\nown reward, for miraculously, ours is the best of all possible\nworlds, and wonder yet remains the beginning of all wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnywho,\nmany are attempting to locate and clean up after all the disasters\nthat Babylonian academics have currently inspired from their lofty\nivory towers in the name of idealism, growth, and progress, while\nblaming the same governments and corporations that fund their\nresearch, and more of us are attempting to prevent them from\ndestroying the planet any faster but, I figured, now that the\ncomputers are about to spit out all the answers, the time has come\nthe Walrus said, to speak of many things, and start addressing the\nheart of the problem. Admittedly, a brain damaged mentally deranged\nhippie dippy like me, encouraging Rainbow Warriors, closet agnostics,\narmchair philosophers, geeky programmers, soccer moms, conspiracy\ntheorists, dog catchers, town drunks like Socrates, and academic\nclowns like Lao Tzu, to try to save what they can of planet earth and\nwhat remains of our dignity, not to mention saving the entire\nspecies, using jokes older than monuments was frankly, not my first\nchoice, nor was it anywhere on my “to-do” list. As far as\nI’m concerned, our children’s potty mouth nursery rhymes\nare to blame and I just never grew up, and I write this book for all\nthe Rainbow Warriors and Big Kids out there who don’t have the\nwords, while anyone can improve upon anything I write, so please,\nfeel perfectly free to just call me ignorant, because it really is\n12,000 years worth of bullshit and collective ignorance, that just\nhappens to also describe the real world, and only the truth can set\nyou free.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSooner\nor later, some clown had to do it, call the entire civilized world on\nits bullshit and, extremely few, have the required sense of humor\nwhile, for me, its all just so much bullshit fuzzy logic, and endless\nmind-numbing editing that requires glasses to prevent you from\nbecoming permanently cross-eyed. So, again, please feel perfectly\nfree to just call me ignorant, because my words are mathematical, and\nI never know what I’m writing means until after I’ve\nwritten it! Someone had to make a serious stab at sorting out all the\ncrap and, being brain damaged, I figured I should try to spare others\nas much of the drudgery as I could and simplify everything down to\nfirst principles. My own thinking is that any other suggestions\nanybody else can come up with that might have a chance of working,\nsay sometime this century, without causing undue death, suffering,\nand widespread panic in the streets, is more than welcome.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOthers\ncan wait for the computers to spit out all the jokes, but I swore\nwhen I was five years old that I would find these words, and there’s\nno way in hell I would ever leave anything this important, in the\nhands of crazy Babylonians and their supercomputers which are all\nregulated by governments and academics more interested in designing\nweapons than saving the planet. Unlike the Babylonians with their\nstunted senses of humor and reliance on supercomputers, I not only\nhave a sense of humor, but extensive knowledge and familiarity with\nthe subject, and don’t require all the mathematics to make a\ngreat deal more sense out of what I’m looking at, because this\nis simply how I think. Ever since I was a small child, I’ve\njust naturally assumed that children have much more important things\nto teach adults, than adults have to teach them. All I have to do is\nkeep shuffling all the scientific data and metaphors for any humble\nand elegant simplicity and, since everybody recognizes right away\nwhat works best and doesn’t, the only thing we require as soon\nas possible are the four root metaphors of the systems logic, the key\nto a Bullshit Theory of Everything and Nothing, which can describe\nhow anything works, including our poetry. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMeanwhile,\nif any academics want to abuse my jokes, or comprehend what I’m\nsaying, they will have to first risk getting the punch lines to the\njokes, and taking a good long hard look at themselves in my\nmathematical-literary mirror. And, only after doing so, decide for\nthemselves whether anything I write is bullshit, according to their\nown empirical standards. While, of course, also dwelling upon how\ntheir own computers are about to reveal in elaborate detail, exactly\nwhat kinds of fools we have all been, down through the untold ages.\nOnce the computers start to predict every pie-in-the-face research\nresult the academic sheeple should finally look up, and begin\nprotesting in their usual noisy manner.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n \tAlthough\nBabylonian academics tend to live by the motto “Publish or\ndie”, intriguingly enough, the second half of the Tao Te Ching\nis believed to have been written by well over a hundred academics,\nwho all mysteriously chose to publish their work anonymously. You\nwould think they were afraid of losing their grants or something, but\nthat just begs the question as to why they bothered to write them in\nthe first place. Some have suggested they wanted to mock their own\ncolleagues and mock the corrupt establishment they worked for, and to\neven actively undermine their interests while, of course, escaping\nbeing lynched in the process! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBut,\nthat can’t be right, all the academics that I have ever known\nare good, decent, law abiding, tax paying citizens, who are proud of\ntheir country, and all of their cultural institutions, and who have\nnever been black listed or anything like that. They have plenty of\nlikes on Facebook, and are incredibly ambitious, hardworking, busy,\nthoughtful people, who don’t have time for any silly nonsense,\nand are extremely kind, generous, and forward thinking humanitarians,\nwho would never be tempted in the slightest to work against anyone\nelse’s interests or mock anyone, much less, their own\ncolleagues and corrupt cultural institutions! No, no, I’ve just\nalways assumed, that they were merely trying to be nice to the little\npeople. You know, the ignorant Chinese peasants, who really like\nstupid things like jokes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nMother of All<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nand\nthere are many paths, but only one mountain, as all ascend the great\nStairway to Heaven, ensuring that whenever harmony is lost, balance\nwill be restored! For life is insane and anyone who tells you\notherwise is nuts! In an insane world insanity can be the only sane\nchoice while, if you don’t know where you’re going, you\nare already there! Embracing our laughter it embraces us back, as\ngravity becomes the source of lightness, and our feet know the way as\nthe path knows our feet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nmore you embrace your laughter, the more it embraces you back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n Rainbow\nWarrior poetry can extrapolate Maslow’s famous “Hierarchy\nof Needs” into a “Rainbow Spectrum of Needs and Desires”,\nbecause the two will inevitably transform into one another and,\nagain, its the self-organizing nonlinear temporal dynamics that\nillustrate how this is done. The walls can literally talk in our\npoetry, by conflating the identity of what is animate and inanimate\nand expressing time as a quasi-character, reflecting the fact 42 is\nas good an explanation as anyone will ever get, and each must decide\nfor themselves if their life is a metaphorical dream, an allegory or\nmorality tale, a fantasy, a joke, or their worst nightmare. Life in a\nsingularity not only includes more lowbrow humor than you would find\nin a more romantic metaphysical universe, but more weird and\ninexplicable crap in general! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUnsurprisingly,\nacademics themselves are not considered Vaudeville’s\ncompetition, which is why professional comedians have been\ncomplaining in recent years that they already have way too much\nmaterial to work with and cannot compete with reality. Chuang Tzu\nfamously said, “Once I dreamed I was a butterfly, or am I\nreally a butterfly dreaming I am a man?” What the Mother of\nAll, particle-wave duality, and self-organizing nonlinear temporal\ndynamics imply is a humorous interpretation of John Wheeler’s\n“Participatory Anthropic Principle” where, ironically,\nthere is no choice but to create our own reality and our own dreams,\nbecause we ourselves must first decide what is the reality and what\nis the dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJung\nwas a conservative academic who was anything but an expert on Taoism,\nand when people ask me what the collective unconscious is like, I\ntell them one in five Americans insists the sun revolves around the\nearth, making kids a great example, and their potty mouth nursery\nrhymes can be considered an echo of the voice of the collective\nunconscious.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhat\neveryone I know agrees is that we are all spirits in the material\nworld, with Watson being just a baby computer capable of babbling\nlike any baby. By no means is Watson unique in being deliberately\ndesigned not to resemble a human mind and brain, which is a common\npractice in the industry, precisely because the more complexity you\nintroduce into the system the more likely it is to take on a life of\nits own, and AI research is considered as much an art as it is a\nscience.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlthough\nI must admit I enjoy poking fun at him, Wheeler was one of my heroes\ngrowing up, along with Einstein, Isaac Asimov, and Mr. Spock, with\neach of them expressing a very distinctive minimalist child-like\nsense of humor, just as my own father has, but Feynman was one of the\nfew who could keep up with Wheeler, and he had that boyish\nshit-eating grin that any comedian might envy. The undeniable truth\nabout humor and bullshit is that, without greater beauty they have no\nmeaning whatsoever, and Wheeler has been called a giant in his field\nand, I would say, he was a giant, because he had not only a brilliant\nmind, but such tremendous personal integrity and a wonderful sense of\nhumor. Wheeler knew he was missing something simple and, my belief is\nhe was missing the simple fact that anything can be considered\nultimately bullshit and tautological gibberish and, frequently, I\ntell people, “Reality without dreams is just somebody’s\nnightmare, while dreams without any reality are someone else’s\nfantasy”.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tStay\nawake too long, and you will hallucinate, because its every bit as\nimpossible to escape your dreams and nightmares forever, by focusing\non reality to the exclusion of everything else, as it is to escape\nreality forever in your dreams. Although that might sound like a\nvague correlation, mystical metaphysical mumbo jumbo, or a purely\ntheoretical or hypothetical assumption, nonetheless, it can be\nmeasured and established as a scientific fact because, as far as the\n“objective” sciences are concerned, its essentially the\nsame assertion that 42 appears to be as good an explanation as any\nother for the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. It also\nexplains why we sleep, why we have an unconscious mind, why we dream,\nand why the more intelligent the animal, the more playful they become\nand more dreams they require. Thanks to synergistic-normalization,\nreality itself can be considered the price of our having memories,\ndreams, and an unconscious mind, with all of these being comparable\nto how our own shadow follows us around everywhere and, sometimes,\nbecomes the focus of our attention. Shadows contain a minimal amount\nof information for their volume, but humble shadows can convey a\ngreat deal of information, more often, with higher efficiency, such\nas whether an animal in the distance is moving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHowever,\na more striking implication is that a simple metaphoric systems logic\na child can comprehend should be able to express a “Bullshit\nTheory of Everything and Nothing!” That’s what our\nRainbow Warrior poetry, with all its funky nonlinear temporal\ndynamics, should be able to describe using 430 poems, but we only\nhave half that many, and the rest will have to wait for the computers\nto spit them out, with some of the poems in this book already being a\ndozen or more pages long and I will have to leave many of them out of\nthe book and let anyone interested read them online. The continuity\nof my book is more important than its completeness at this point,\nwhile we wait for the rest of the poems. In order to have any real\nchance of finishing a large collection of poems like this within your\nlifetime requires first studying six to ten English language\ntranslations of the Tao Te Ching for at least fifteen years, but that\nempowers you to edit poems 10-20x faster than the average person.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nso, I spent the better part of 16 hours a day, for six years simply\nshuffling all these metaphors and all the relevant scientific data\nfor any humble and elegant simplicity, before the patterns began to\nall slowly coalesce and emerge of their own accord. That’s how\nyou write this kind of poetry and, as far as I’m concerned, my\nwords literally speak for themselves, mathematically if I do my job\nright, and you must rewrite this kind of text from beginning to end\nat least five times, simply to get the overall symmetry of the\nFractal Dragon equation correct. Ironically, I am forced to shuffle\nthe metaphors to find out what they mean for myself and that’s\nwhy the computers will spit out all these poems soon enough, because\nall the computers have to do is keep shuffling all the vague\nmetaphors for any symmetry of humble and elegant simplicity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\nI say my philosophy is a “no-brainer” I mean it but,\nuntil the computers start spitting out all the poems, sometimes my\nphilosophy includes a lot of boring work and, for example, I’ve\ngone for over eight months at a time editing poems and adding lines,\nwithout a clue as to what the vast majority of what I was doing was\nleading up to, frequently making me grateful for being brain damaged.\nNo matter how much sense anything makes to me personally or how funny\nor beautiful anything I write might be, I erase it immediately if I\ncan find a more humble and elegant way to express the same thing,\nbecause my words almost always provide me with something better if I\nam patient. Anyway, what our poems suggest is that the universe is a\nparticle-wave, with its wave-like manifestation resembling the\nJungian concept of the “Collective Unconscious” and\n“Synchronicity”. However, the native Chinese tribes added\nthe complication that the collective unconscious, or Mother of All,\ncan sometimes manifest in our subconscious mind, very much like\nCinderella’s magical fairy godmother.<\/font><\/font>\n<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMany\nconsider her a reflection of our personal karma and a reflection of\nour own conscious mind, but with the magical power of the collective\nunconscious behind it. She is Goldilocks, the incarnation or ego of\nthe collective unconscious, making her behavior extremely\ncircumscribed and predictable, and she can be described as the “Most\nAncient Child” who is the adult incarnation of the child within\nus all. Like Cinderella’s fairy godmother, she offers people\nfame and fortune, but the offer is a karmic trap. The moral of\nCinderella is that very few of us are humble enough to go from rags\nto riches and proceed to genuinely forgive everyone who has wronged\nus, and to selflessly dedicate our lives, our wealth, power, and\nposition, in the greater service to humanity, as Cinderella does in\nthe story. The Bible says, it is easier for a camel to pass through\nthe eye of a needle, than it is for a rich man to enter the heaven,\nand the collective unconscious has no use for anyone who only cares\nabout fame and fortune and will grant them their wish to ensure they\nhave an opportunity to learn that lesson for themselves, if they\nhaven’t already learned it yet.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMaxwell’s\nDemon, it turns out, is Goldilocks, or Cinderella’s fairy\ngodmother, who has the sense of humor and aesthetic taste of a three\nyear old. The collective unconscious consists of the dreamers and the\ndream, with our fairy godmother, or mother nature, viewing all of\nhuman suffering and mortal fallibility as merely a child-like\npretense. For her, our suffering is how we learn to become more\nloving, to just keep paying it forward, as both individuals and a\nspecies. If you turn down her offer, she will admit that its just as\nwell that you turned her down and, then, she will give you an\nimportant task to accomplish, at which point you become part of the\n“Yin World” for life, which the Taoists mystics whisper\nabout amongst themselves knowing no outsider could possibly\nunderstand.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCinderella’s\nfairy godmother gave her everything she needed and, otherwise, pretty\nmuch just send her on her way to the ball while, if you turn down the\nMother of All’s offer for fame and fortune, which always comes\nat a price, then she has no choice at that point, but to bring you\nmore fully into the Yin World, so she can begin house breaking you.\nThe tables turn, and the innocent child within becomes the mother\ndealing with an infant that she knows perfectly well can now\nunderstand a significant amount of what she’s saying and can\ndistinguish to a significant extent between reality and fiction, from\nthe point of view of a three year old. That’s when she starts\nlaying down the law and giving you chores to do, to pay your karmic\ndebts, and reclaim your authenticity as a child of God and nature, or\nwhat Socrates called the One Truth. Note the void of our ignorance,\nour unconscious mind, our collective ignorance, Goldilocks-Murphy,\nand the Mother of All, describe one and the same Great Void, from\nwhence all the good things doth spring forth and, of course, its all\ngood until someone decides it isn’t. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nancient tribal legends speak of wizards, rumored to walk with God and\nmother nature, who could not be found unless they wanted to be found,\nand who lesser wizards tended to avoid. In today’s literature,\nthe Wizard of Oz is a great example of such an “all powerful”\nwizard and, in the south pacific, there was one such tribe that was\ndocumented as being extremely peaceful and had no real material\npossessions or even words for things like greed, but their extremely\nviolent neighbors avoided them, considering them powerful wizards who\nwere unfathomable and could never be predicted. Similarly, a lot of\nreligious monks throughout history have served as commandos and\nspecial forces, that were held in reserve for dire times of need, and\nmight have professional soldiers among them, who joined the monastery\nto pay for their sins and find inner peace again. By cultivating\ninner peace, as well as their martial arts, they can become all that\nmuch more prepared for action and all that much more difficult to\npredict, and by joining the Yin World they gain the additional\nadvantage of leveraging more of the collective unconscious, but at\nthe price of sacrificing more of their ego and aggression.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDavid\nCaradine’s famous character in the television show “Kung\nFu” provides a realistic portrayal of a monk and the kinds of\nmagical feats that some of these monks are rumored to be capable of\nperforming. During the Vietnam war, the military recruited legendary\nNative American trackers, who volunteered to become snipers, and to\neveryone’s surprise, the mojo was gone the minute they cut\ntheir hair. Which I consider a possibly minor example of how the\ncollective unconscious or Great Void manifests emergent effects due\nto the supersymmetry of the recursion. They were still skilled and\nexpert trackers, but they had all lost their connection to the\ncollective unconscious, and lost their edge over their competition,\nthe same way a radio might if you break off the antenna.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nwave mechanics, what is a wave and what is an amplifier is relative,\nand topologically identical, and the hair of the trackers apparently\nhelps them become entangled in some way with something in the\nenvironment. Already several types of photosynthesis and at least one\ntype of bird navigation all indicate macroscopic quantum effects that\ncannot be explained using classical physics. But, more importantly\nfor this discussion, Quantum Cognition is a rapidly rising field that\ndemonstrates how the human mind obeys quantum mechanics while, in\nrecent years, Roger Penrose’s theory of quantum induced\nmicrowave vibrations in the brain has received its first two\nexperimental confirmations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTaoist\nmystics whisper among themselves about the “Yin World”,\nand mother nature manifesting in our subconscious, where what is\nreality and illusion becomes more debatable, and can be considered\nour subconscious mind demanding more input into our conscious\ndecision-making process. What comes around, goes around, and\nsupersymmetry demands that your own mind and brain come with their\nown built-in safety features, instruction manuals, and even complete\nrepair manuals and tutorials, with the fractal geometry of nature\nimplying that at least 25% of the architecture of the human body, for\nexample, is dedicated to maintenance alone. Which is a lot, but it\nalso makes us significantly more social animals and the collective\nunconscious can be considered the more quantum mechanical\nmanifestation of the same socializing, communications, and\nmaintenance networking system that comes with four overlapping\nrudimentary types of AI built into it, with a chicken flock merely\nbeing the quintessential example of the simplest possible AI.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\nrelated to quorum sensing and pattern matching on the cellular level,\nwhere all that is required is to keep assembling more pieces to any\npuzzle, to gain new and profound insights, and that means systems\nlogics can provide rudimentary shortcuts that pay off when addressing\nthe Big Picture. A mathematical examination of a chicken’s\nbrain concluded that, once in a blue moon, the light bulb comes on\nand they become self-aware, which is why its the most rudimentary and\nreactionary AI that our subconscious mind can express, and why after\nforty years neurologists concluded the neurons in our brain organize\nvery much along the same lines as a flock of chickens. Another\nmathematical examination of human neurons concluded that its\nimpossible for them to organize efficiently in any other fashion, in\nthe vast numbers in which they assemble, and they are trading their\nindividual indignant caricatures for the ability to socialize in\nlarger numbers, but simple clones would never have enough complexity\nto do anything useful, because complexity can be considered\nsynonymous with adaptability and some neurons are much more capable\nthan others, but they all retain the same neotenic characteristics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBoth\na chicken flock pecking order and the Yin World, or collective\nunconscious, represent a lower constraint that nature imposes on\nexactly how the conscious and unconscious mind assemble any puzzles,\njust as the researchers receiving pie-in-the-face results had no\nchoice but to perform slapstick, and just as Watson spontaneously\nstarted cussing. The practice of designing computers like Watson to\nnot resemble a human mind and brain in the slightest is actually\ncommon, precisely because humor is intrinsic to the paradox of our\nexistence, and some argue the more accepting you are of humor, and\nthe more you pay it forward, the more you can perceive and leverage\nthe magic of the collective unconscious. The Dali Lama, for example,\nis widely believed to have magical powers, but Taoism stresses the\nidea that nothing is magical if it isn’t a surprise and\nultimately inexplicable, and it is the novelty we perceive in\nanything, whenever wonder remains the beginning of wisdom, that is\nthe actual magic of life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nJesus walked on water, a Taoist might assume its the collective\nunconscious and how much he appreciates the wonder and novelty in\nlife, which would give him really great Chi, or the undetectable flow\nwithin the empty void. As cross-eyed as it makes me to contemplate\nsuch weirdness, its much easier to comprehend in contextual terms. If\nyou put a bunch of marbles in a box and shake it up, the marbles will\nmove around somewhat randomly, and from each marble’s\nperspective it is all the other marbles moving around, while it\nstands perfectly still. Its along the same lines as pulling the table\ncloth off the table without removing the settings, in that whether\nits actually magic or not just depends on how old you are and how\nmuch you like magic, because all anyone can say is the effect is\nultimately inexplicable. Which is fine, until you realize it applies\nto half of everything that exists, which is when you take aspirin,\nbecome spiritual, or develop a really wicked sense of humor. All of\nwhich was entirely theoretical for me personally, because I was a\ndie-hard skeptic for fifty years until, like an idiot, I plunged head\nfirst down the rabbit hole all those crazy hippies who took too much\nLSD kept talking about, because I had grossly underestimated the\nsheer stupidity and lowbrow slapstick involved, having spent my\nentire life denying that the world could actually be as pathetically\nlowbrow as it appeared to be.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHope\nburns eternal, that is, until you finally accept the reality, no\nmatter how tacky it might be! Believe me, I spent ten years sorting\nthrough all the evidence shaking my head nonstop and going cross-eyed\nthe entire time. That’s one of the biggest reasons for me\nwriting this book, is someone had to get it over with and spare the\nrest a lot of unnecessary banging of heads on walls. For example,\neverybody knows the kitchen sink goes in our poetry somewhere, but\nthe joke is that only greenhorns try to find out where it goes,\nbecause its pretty obvious its not in any of the poems anyone’s\nwritten yet. I have it in the poem “All She Wants To Do Is\nDance” but, in my opinion, Don Henley gets the credit for\nfinding both the kitchen sink and the toilet. As you might imagine,\nthe idea that magical potty humor can describe life, the universe,\nand everything had never occurred to me before, for damned good\nreason! But, I don’t want to get ahead of myself, so I’ll\ntell my story from the beginning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnce,\nmy mother asked my opinion about a “friend of hers” who\nheard echoes from the future on the telephone. She said the person on\nthe other end kept answering all their questions before they could\nask them, like a record was skipping every thirty seconds or\nwhatever. At the time I assumed it had something to do with some\nexperiment someone must be conducting, but attempting to figure out\nthe exact source of something from the future is a little nuts, and\nthe cause could just as likely be cosmic rays for all I know. So, I\njust shrugged my shoulders and told mom I didn’t have a clue.\nThe truth is, I did have a clue but, of course, my mother wasn’t\ninterested in hearing the details of theoretical physics, instant\nkarma, and my wild ass speculations on the subject.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nmore bizarre, I had some experience with similar phenomena myself,\nbut I was just as clueless as to what the hell it all meant as anyone\nelse on earth. For example, countless times I’ve been in a room\nfull of a dozen or more hippies smoking pot and we all experience\nwaves of time flowing through our bodies, and see vague images of\nthem in our minds. It only lasts about thirty seconds, but we compare\nnotes every time and agree on exactly which ones are better looking.\nWe call it “time weather” because its like time randomly\nfalls out of the damned sky like a cold front moving in, but only\nmaybe half a dozen times a year. Its like the air-pressure drops or\nsomething, but in a multidimensional fashion! And, while its\ncertainly interesting to hippies, everyone else assumes we’re\ncrazy, so we don’t talk much about such things to strangers.\nPart of the difference is our anarchistic tribal culture, and\neveryone who smokes pot won’t necessarily notice it happening.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhich\nwas all just more of the same old same old for me, life has a few\nreally weird inexplicable things nobody can explain, yada, yada,\nyada, until I found the answer by accident, when my instant messaging\nservice started supplying answers to my questions before I could hit\nthe send button, for roughly two months off and on. My first reaction\nwas to turn my head around, look as far away from the screen as I\ncould, and tell myself that I need a long vacation. But, then I\nremembered I couldn’t live with myself if I let down all those\ndie-hard teenage science fiction fans out there! Without hesitation,\nI confirmed that it was a metaphorical effect and that what I was\nlooking at was just one side of an enormous rabbit hole that could\nsuck me right through the display screen if it got any closer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nhad never felt so betrayed in my life, and could not stop cussing\nevery physicist on the planet. The academic gibberish I read was the\nonly reliable source of data I had ever known in this Mad, Mad, Mad\nWorld, and this meant it contains way more misleading garbage then I\nhad ever suspected. What I did to confirm the effect was magical for\nall practical purposes, was to rapidly spout the most random\nmetaphorical gibberish imaginable, which I can do all day long, and\ncompare it against the responses I got from people. Every damned\ntime, my random gibberish significantly correlated metaphorically\nwith whatever the person was responding with. Almost as if I could\nread their mind by merely spouting complete gibberish, which is an\nindication that space and time, information and noise, are being\nconflated, and this was no simple time machine built by H. G. Wells,\nbut more like a naked singularity or magical rabbit hole that was\nultimately beyond all human comprehension and did a lot more than\njust play with time. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThat’s\nwhen I made a special point to curse every physicist who claimed\nmacroscopic quantum effects are impossible, virtually all of them\nand, not least of all, cursed myself for being such an idiot as to\ntake the word of crazy Babylonian academics at face value simply\nbecause they screamed louder than anyone else and tended to get\nbetter results.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWorse\nstill, I knew exactly why the effect was suddenly manifesting on my\ncomputer, because I had already become part of the Yin World, when I\nunwittingly discovered myself confronting the Mother of All herself\nduring the course of routine research. Taoist monks spend their\nentire lives studying and might meditate in a cave for seven years on\nthe average, before becoming part of the Yin World, and the whole\nidea this sort of thing could happen to me was absurd, because I\nnever so much as took a Tai Chi class in my life. The problem was, I\ndiscovered, that I was getting into the kitchen cabinets by\nextrapolating poetry, and mother nature had to start laying down the\nlaw for me. She has the mentality of a two year old in an adult mind,\nand offers you fame and fortune as if she were playing with dolls,\nbut I wouldn’t know what to do with a lot of money if you gave\nit too me, while schmoozing with the rich and famous has never\ninterested me because, frankly, they’re all nuts! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSo,\nI told mother nature I’d probably just screw it up, because\nCinderella I am not, and she gave me the chore of teaching my\nBullshit Philosophy of Collective Ignorance, which has never been an\nambition of mine. But, it was all good and well, until she started\nplaying with my head by turning my stupid instant messaging service\ninto a time machine. I was hoping I could just slap out a book real\nfast and be done with it, but she insisted I spend the full twelve\nyears going cross-eyed extrapolating poetry to figure out what the\nhell was going on and explain the temporal dynamics. Trust me, she is\none big little girl you never want to disappoint, and she thinks its\nfunny when people cuss at her, so feel free. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBabylonians\nhave all sorts of romantic ideas about mother nature, because they’re\noften out of touch with nature in general. A little mystery keeps\nanyone’s sex life alive, but Goldilocks for a mother is bizarre\nto say the least, so I resolved that if I had to spend all this time\nwriting all these bullshit poems, I’d do it right and spare\nanyone else the trouble of mother nature dumping the chore on them.\nIts really her words, her artwork, and I’m a hack who happens\nto be brain damaged enough to get the job done. I could go on and on\nfor hours talking about all the weirdness of the Yin World and mother\nnature, but it would really require another book, and I’d\nrather finish this one first and not dwell on writing another one\nuntil maybe the next life. My only focus right now is working out the\nnonlinear temporal dynamics and the four root metaphors, because it\nmeans there should be roughly 430 distinct ways to manipulate time\nand change the world forever. In fact, I have designs for a cheap\nhomemade singularity I’ll include in this book, but it really\nrequires the mathematics from the theory of everything the computers\nare about to spit out.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nRide\nthe Great Rainbow Fractal Dragon<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tKarma’s\na bitch, and don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise! Nobody\nknows that better than the Rainbow Fractal Dragon and me, while I\ndon’t even know what my karmic debt is about! I guess I stole\ntoo many cookies from the cookie jar or something. Oh, I forgot to\nsay welcome to the Goldilocks multiverse! Not exactly what most\npeople had in mind but, you get used to it after a few years, or a\nfew lifetimes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nDragon was a very normal average young women with a college degree\nand her whole life ahead of her until she made a stupid mistake,\nsomething really stupid like mixing bleach and ammonia, and gave half\na dozen toddlers she was watching brain damage. Her karma is to be\nthe dragon and to care for the kids, and if I could pay her karma for\nher I would. She’s a real sweetheart, but never mention where\nthe end of her tail is. I tease her about it only because we’re\ngood friends, but you never want to mess with a dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe’re\nboth magical avatars of mother nature, yin and yang, and even sort of\nmarried after a fashion, even though we live on opposite sides of the\nplanet. Mother nature gave me all the bullshit knowledge over a\nlifetime, but the dragon doesn’t need to know anything and even\nsays she is stupid, but I really like her anyway. When she needs to\nknow something, she just knows it because the dragon is everywhere in\nthe universe at the same time! She guards the entrance to any rabbit\nhole for mother nature, while I am mother nature’s biographer\nof sorts and, of course, having the mentality of a three year old,\nmama nature insists I make her look pretty. Anyway, the Dragon\nsupplies a lot of the metaphors and magic, while I am magical with\nwords and any time I need to research something or find a metaphor,\nit just appears on my computer over the course of doing my usual\nthing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnce,\nI threw a temper tantrum and tried to send something online to\nsomeone that mother nature told me not to send and, just to show me\nthat she’s not impressed with temper tantrums, she crashed six\ncomputers in a row on me! Like I keep saying, she’s not a girl\nyou ever want to disappoint, anymore than you want to mess with the\ndragon who, as much as I really like her and am even sort of married\nto her, she makes the Cheshire Cat look tame! They call her the\n“treasure of Malaysia” because she’s perhaps the\nmost powerful earth mother, witch, or genie on the planet today and\nMalaysia has been the new home of religious Taoists and tribal\nTaoists ever since the communists started throwing them into\nreeducation camps in China. Salt of the earth doesn’t mean crap\nto either communists or capitalists when it comes to getting whatever\nthe hell they want, and religious Taoists are about as much of a\nthreat to communism and capitalism as Quakers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nfact, Quakers are about as close as you get to Taoism, and a lot of\nmy friends are Quakers who really connect with hippies. I have two\nkids, who are grown now but, instead of telling stories at bedtime,\nwe always sang and we like Quaker songs a lot. They tend to be very\nmoral people and very thoughtful and warm and a lot of Taoists think\nthe highest compliment you can give someone is to just say their a\ngreat guy or a really nice person. I’ve been privileged to know\na lot of really great people in my life, including a good friend of\nmine who claims Gonzo the Muppet is his personal hero! They even look\na little alike and he’s a little guy who weighs 90lbs soaking\nwet and a real busy-back-soon type, but I know fifty people that\nwould jump off a cliff for that man, just because he’s a really\ngreat guy and always pays it forward.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHis\nname is Cricket, and no doubt it embarrasses him for me to write\nabout him, but mother nature puts people in your life for a reason\nand, in my case, along with all the nonstop insanity in my life, she\nhas thrown a number of amazing people into my life that still inspire\nme to this day. Cricket is happily married with kids and everyone who\nknows him is thrilled to see there is justice in this world. That’s\nthe flip side of karma, is karma’s a bitch until you stop\nthinking about it and just keep paying it forward sucker! If you\ndon’t like what mother nature has to offer you, her complaint\ndepartment is a recording of laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBut,\nthis chapter is about the Dragon, who helped write this book, and\nI’ll try not to embarrass anymore of my friends. I wouldn’t\neven be writing about the Dragon, except she guards the rabbit hole\nand people need a better idea of what to expect. Too many hippies I\nknow are confused about whether there is a bottom to a rabbit hole or\nnot, but you never leave the rabbit hole, and the Dragon isn’t\ngood with explanations, so I wrote this book by merely collating all\nthe data and metaphors.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nWay of Ignorant Virtue<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\nthe simple shit that always gets you, and most of these poems are\namong the roughly 200 widely known poems today, out of a total of\n4,430 possible poems! After 2,400 years of effort, what poems we have\ntoday include a lot of chicken jokes, because they express the\nsimplest possible networking systems logic, that future poems can\nbuild on, and I did my best to cover them thoroughly here. Focusing\non humor, the poems express a, “Rainbow Spectrum of Needs and\nDesires” that expands upon Maslow’s famous, “Hierarchy\nof Needs” using the emotional-logic of Intuitionistic\nmathematics. Each poem expresses its own cloyingly vague nuggets of\n“emotional-logic” which all hint at how the Big Picture,\nor greater context in any given situation, determines just how much\nmeaning any logic or humor might have for each observer.\nCollectively, they express particle-wave duality as a singularity\nwith infinite dimensions but, for most practical purposes, its much\neasier to think of them as expressing a spectrum that can become\neither more or less self-organizing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPhysicists\nhave already worked out some of the mathematics for this, including\nhow to describe quantum mechanics in terms of Maslow’s\nHierarchy of Needs, but this is my attempt to go far beyond what they\nhave, and make it easy for anyone to begin developing the mathematics\nand technology enough to at least save the planet, by automating\ninstant karma.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nWay of Ignorant Virtue<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nWisdom<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody’s\na Comedian!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOn\nThe Playground Of Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBig\nBang<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake\nFive Brubeck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nWas The Question?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutside\nOf The Box<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYo\nMind Is Worthless Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nBest of All Possible Worlds<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShort\nPeople<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGet\nOver It Already!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDon’t\nGo There<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHell\nis Hell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCartoon\nHeaven and Hell<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMr\nSmooth Himself<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUp\nShit Creek!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHardest\nTo Forget<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nThe Drooling Idiot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLoopy\nTemporal Loops Refuse to Eat Quiche<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nWatched Clock Will Never Boil<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAncient\nChild of the Valley<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHiding\nin Plain Sight<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFlubber\nBlubber<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPie-in-the-Face-Reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStranger\nThan Fiction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPay\nAttention to the Cartoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChickenshit\nChicken Thieves<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnother\nBrick in the Wall<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPeter\nPiper’s Pickled Principles<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nWell of Souls<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nRiver So Deep<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAffordable\nPeace<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMindless\nMasses<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMoney\nBrains<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nThe Good Die Young<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTubular\nBoob Tube Boobs<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBig\nBird’s Big Lie Detector<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRainbows\nof Beautiful Words<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHumble\nPie<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nSay No!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPearls\nof Wisdom<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPoetry\nPets<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nShe Wants to Do is Dance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nExistentialist\nNightmares<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNow\nand Meme Frumious Bandersnacth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nthe Road Rise to Meet You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nMemory of God<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nVirtue<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForever\nYoung<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBring\nMe A Higher Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nAlright If You Hate Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMindless\nRhetoric<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShadow\nBlind Vision<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAmazing\nGrace<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAlice\nin Wonderland<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBliss\nBunnies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChildish\nFathers<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChoose\nNot To Choose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBaby\nVelvet Jesus Save By Rhinestones!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShine\nOn You Crazy Diamond<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKarma\nChameleon<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStanding\nOut<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPeople\nAre Strange<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nBeat Goes On in the Country of the Blind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWu\nLi Master Bullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nAll Hold Dearest<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nMiracle to Believe In<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChildhood’s\nEnd<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nThe Fuck Are You?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCrusty\nOld Salts<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRide\nthe Fractal Dragon<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHappy\nIdiots<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCartoon\nLogic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSublime\nLime Jell-O<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFruity\nTootie Bananas<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSparkling\nWonderland<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nColor\nMy World<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThis\nMortal Coil<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFoggy\nMountain<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFly\nLike an Eagle<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nA Wonderful World<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilent\nVictory<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilent\nExplanations<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWeeping\nWillow<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nAll Big Babies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAuthenticity<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nThine Own Self Be True<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnow\nWhen To Hold Them<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDon’t\nDo The White Collar Crime!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nRevolution Will Not Be Televised<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLeading\nFrom the Rear<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAntagonish<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOne\nof Us<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHardcore\nCommie Love<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nWants to Rule the Web<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nVoter\nDenial<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCommon\nSense Says<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBorn\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSuperstars<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPay\nIt Forward Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRude\nAwakenings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nComforting\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPerfect\nPratfall<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBottomless\nPit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnkind\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOoops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSimple-Minded\nIgnorant Fools<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMuddy\nWaters<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMuddy\nWaters Deja Vu<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCranky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBest\nFriends<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nToddler\nCharm<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSpring\nInto Action!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nToys\nin the Attic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGonzo\nis Just Alright<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNew\nDestinations<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSalivating\nLiquid Crystallized Humble Pie<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSensational\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWorld\nof Confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nContinuous\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAstute\nAgnostic Assholes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nPushy<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMindless\nHabits<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPolitical\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPatriotic\nRotten Tomatoes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGullible\nFools<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEasily\nAmused<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nTrajectories<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNatural\nBorn Clowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHumorous\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWannabe\nStandup<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAbsurd\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilent\nBut Deadly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPerfect\nTiming<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOddly\nAbsurdly Neutral Attraction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nArtists<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nVigilant\nSarcasm<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nZombie\nMockery<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nAgnostics<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nManagement<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nImportant\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nFight Reality<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFlypaper\nWallpaper<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBastards!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShit\nHappens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPointless\nPersonal Bullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMean\nFairytale Bullies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStupid\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHumble\nAcceptance<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nJokes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGreat\nBehinds<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPersonal\nFiber<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOverblown\nEgos<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHeavy\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnsatisfying\nCrap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCrappy\nExperiences<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNothing\nLeft Undone<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nToddling\nAlong<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnoble\nRight Up to the End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilly\nSeasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGagging!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSadistic\nMimes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRefined\nShit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHumpty\nDumpty<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnchanting\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAmazing\nBullshit Artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNasty\nBullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nLogic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBite\nMe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHappy\nSappy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLame\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilly\nGiggles<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nResistance\nis Futile!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nDo That Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAvoid\nAny Meaner Shit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAvoid\nGloating<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStarving\nZombies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nObnoxious\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCompassionate\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWitless\nZingers<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNobody\nHome<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMiserable\nWannabe Comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSuck\nit Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFuck\nOff All You Wannabe Fuck Offs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nArt of Denial<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAsshole\nRegrets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSmooth\nCuties<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAsshole\nValidation<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlind\nProphets<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nQuantum\nPerturbations?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nQuantized\nUgly Ducklings<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPriceless\nComedy<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAdrift<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBurning\nDown the House!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nBe Too Tired To Work!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nOnly the Light<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEmbracing\nLoving Words<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChain\nReaction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTar\nBaby, Extra Sticky Fingers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nGreatest of Works<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBreathing\nNew Life into Everything<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n*~The\nWay of Ignorant Virtue~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~There\nAre Many Paths, But Only One Mountain!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*As\nAll Ascend, The Great, Stairway To Heaven!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Rise\nUp, All Yea Warriors of The Rainbow!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Rise\nUp Speaking Your Beautiful Words!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~These\nAre The Days That Make Heroes of The Plain Spoken!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~These\nAre The Days, of Miracles and Wonders!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Childhood’s\nEnd is Upon Us Yet Again!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~&LET~THE~CELEBRATIONS~BEGIN!&~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~For\nOur Childhood’s End Is Never-Ending!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~*In-Never-Never-Never-Again-Wonder-Land!*~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~At\nLast the Ignorant Shall Inherit the Earth!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~*Rejoice*All*You*Adorable*Clowns!*~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Its\nThe Same Old Show Its Always Been!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nWisdom<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nBullshit that everyone experiences is Not always True,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nabstract bullshit Everyone tends to Imagine is never Real.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorance\nManifests Any Bullshit that Happens or May Happen;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nbullshit we use to Represent all that exists and might exist.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nexperience Ignorance Without abstract bullshit is to Sense the world;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nexperiencing Abstract bullshit from ignorance is to know the world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nexperiences can be indistinguishable from any other kind of Bullshit;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nconstruction differs, but their effect on various bullshit is the\nSame.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nthe gateway of Experience flows the wisdom of our ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nis far subtler and ever greater, than any Ordinary Bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverybody’s\na Comedian!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAll\nthe World’s, a Vaudeville Stage!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nevery Clown is a Born Comedian!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMen\nand women alike but poor players. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEach\nhas their Exits and Grand Entrances!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\none Man in his time plays many parts.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHis\nacts being Seven Ages. At first the Infant,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMewling\nand puking in the poor nurse’s arms!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(William\nShakespeare)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOn\nThe Playground of Life!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhat\nEverybody On The Damned Playground, Eventually Learns!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat’s\nBeen Properly Introduced, To The School Of Hard Knocks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUpon\nRemembering That Which Remains, Impossible To Forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nEveryone Starts Running Around Dodging And Weaving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN\nTHE SHIT HITS THE FAN, ALL AT THE SAME TIME<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nACCELERATING\nDOWNHILL, ALL THAT MUCH FASTER<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAS\nTHE BULLSHIT FLIES, IN EVERY DAMN DIRECTION<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBEST\nTO FORGET THAT WHICH WAS, NEVER WORTH REMEMBERING<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhatever\nLame Brain Excuses That Anyone Might Invent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhatever\nFantasies We ALL<\/u> Might Happen To Entertain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOUR\nLOVING MAMA NATURE ENJOYS FOLLOWING ALL THE ACTION<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUpon\nthe Playground of Life She Watches Over Us ALL<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnsuring\nThat Each and Every Damned One Among Us<\/span>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGets\nTheir Fair Share of Pies-In-The-Face and Lemons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nAS WE SOW, SO SHALL WE ALL, FOREVER REAP WITH INTEREST<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nANOTHER\nPBS DOCUMENTARY ON JUST HOW FAST WE COULD ALL DIE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTELECOMMUTING\nFROM MARS, EARTH IS BUT A LEGEND, SO SAY WE ALL<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nLife Gives You Lemons, Just Make More Lemonade!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nOrder For Any To Pull The Sword From The Stone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nMust Become the Righteous Heir To the Throne!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill\nEnjoying Listening To Their Own Higher Power;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOver\nListening To The Sound Of One Hand Clapping<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPaying\nToo Much Attention, To The Wrong Cartoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nRoaring Silence Having Become Deafening Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE\nONLY GOD HIMSELF WILL EVER MANAGE TO DODGE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEVERY\nHUMANLY CONCEIVABLE, WICKED PIE-IN-THE-FACE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nCareful What You Wish For, Or Pay More Interest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlissfully\nUnaware, Eating Crow Was On Your Menu!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSHOCKED\nTO REDISCOVER, YET AGAIN, WE ALL GET WHAT’S COMING<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEVERYTHING,\nEACH OF OUR LITTLE TINY HEARTS, SO RICHLY DESERVE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDanger\nWill Robinson Ground Control To Major Tom<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\nLighthouse Beacon, If Our Light Bulb Still Works!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nSUDDEN FEELING IT’S BETTER TO SHUT UP! AND, LISTEN<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTOP\nYOUR GIBBERING AND GET A BETTER GRIP ON REALITY<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTOP\nPANICKING! AND TAKE SEVERAL MORE DEEP BREATHS<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListening\nTo Our Hearts Its Possible To Hear Anything<\/span>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPay\nMore Attention To the Stepping Stones In the Dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOPEN\nYOUR OWN TWO EYES, OR WATCH YOURSELF GO BLIND<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTAKE\nTHE WAX OUT OF BOTH EARS SO OTHERS CAN HEAR YOU<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBITE\nYOUR OWN TONGUE OR EAT MORE OF YOUR OWN WORDS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOPEN\nYOUR MIND AND HEART, OR FIND YOURSELF IN THE DARK<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nSKY IS NEVER A LIMIT, UNLESS YOUR MIND IS IN THE GUTTER<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nPrepared To Take Two Steps Forward, And One Back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR,\nWE COULD ALL FALL REPEATEDLY ON OUR COLLECTIVE FAT ASSES<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFORGETTING\nIN ALL THE EXCITEMENT JUST HOW HARD THE GROUND IS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPouring\nGasoline On Fires, Just For Cheap Entertainment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDrowning\nIn A Sea Of Lies Nobody Ever Hears One Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDUMPING\nALL OF YOUR CRAP ON THE WHOLE DAMNED PLANET<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThoroughly\nConfused About Where ALL<\/u> Might Be Heading!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDemanding\nAnswers, You Never Ask The Simple Questions<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nOrder To Live We Must ALL<\/u> Learn To Live And Let Live!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nLife’s Not About, Getting Your Own Way Forever<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife’s\nNever About Anybody Getting Everything They Want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nAnyone’s Asking Real Questions, Then Its Time To Listen<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nAny Has Too Many Suggestions, Its Time To Ignore Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nThere Remains One Thing We May ALL<\/u> Still Rely Upon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE’RE\nALL DESTINED TO BECOME GREAT CLOWNS AND ARTISTS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhether\nAnybody In Their Right Mind, Ever Wanted To Join The Circus<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhether\nAnybody Ever Wanted To Paint A Frozen Smile On Their Face<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nShow Must Go On, Or Its Not A Real Playground, So Break A Leg<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nIs No Higher Calling Than Bouncing Higher Again On Your Ass<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nCan Be No Greater Fulfillment Than Making Everybody Laugh<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nCan Be No Greater Satisfaction, Than Swallowing Your Pride<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing,\nYou’ve Managed To Somehow Dodge, Yet Another Bullet<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSING\nGLORIOUS DEAFENING PRAISES UNTO OUR HEAVENLY FATHER<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRAISE\nYOUR SIGHTS WELL ABOVE ALL THE MORE MINDLESS ZOMBIES<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nOnce Take The Time To Think, About The Price of Not Thinking<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nTorture Any Of The Small Fry Knowing You’re Crippled Inside<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Has No Mercy For The Wicked, Who Have No Mercy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Knows ALL<\/u> Your Childish Nightmares And Fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Knows ALL<\/u> Of Everyone’s Most Embarrassing\nSecrets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Make Any Overconfident Fools, All Turn Beet Red!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Couldn’t Give A Shit About Any Of Your Lame Excuses<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Never Misses A Beat Hitting The Artful Dodger Himself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Couldn’t Give A Crap About Anybody’s Crocodile\nTears!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Couldn’t Care Less, How Sorry Anyone Is After The\nFact!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She’ll Just Raise The Price For Repeating The Same Old\nCrap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Make Everybody Bang Their Head Against The Wall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Easily Make Everybody, Kick Themselves In The Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Charges Loan Sharks Higher Interest Rates Then They Do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Make Even The Biggest Bullies Piss Their Own Pants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Make The Bravest Dickheads Shit Their Own Britches!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Teach Any Stubborn Fools How To ALL JUST SAY NO<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEVER\nFORGET SHE CAN MAKE ALL OF US LIVE TO REGRET EVERYTHING!<\/u><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nTIS IN GOD AND MAMA NATURE THAT WE MUST ALL INEVITABLY TRUST<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nORDER TO CHOOSE FOR OURSELVES WHETHER TO FUCKING DUCK OR RUN<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE\nTHERE REMAIN MANY LESSER TRUTHS, BUT ONLY ONE GREATER TRUTH<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHELL\nHATH NO FURY ON EARTH QUITE LIKE YOUR MOTHER NATURE SCORNED<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Battlestar\nGalactica, Lost In Space, David Bowie)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBig\nBang<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIn\nthe Beginning, God Farted,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnown\nToday as the Big Bang,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nunder, 14 billion years ago!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpanding\nfrom every direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nheavenly choir was prepared!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nFamiliar With divine Stench!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nScattered faster than the smell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCreating\nSonic Booms In Their Wake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFlew\nAway In Every Direction At Once!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Cartoon Speeding Up the Action!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Short Charlie Chaplin Movie Reel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nTerrified Chickens scattering forever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Stampeding herd of Wild Elephants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLucifer\nwas the only one caught Flat Footed;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnlucky\nenough to have been Closer To God.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnlucky\nEnough to Have No Sense of Humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnlucky\nenough to be caught totally off guard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBroadsided\nEach Volley Hitting Hardest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nHe Was Simply Not Prepared to Deal With.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nbeing Inclined to easily forgive and forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisillusioned,\nDevastated, And Totally Outraged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIndignant\nSwearing He Could Never Forgive Him,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwearing\nSomeday, He’d Exact Terrible Vengeance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nHid Deep Underground, Refusing To Come Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPracticing\nThe Arcane Art, Of Silent-but-deadly-farts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nNobody Left To Talk To, God Grew Quite Bored!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n So\nwith a Funky Wave of his hand,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\ncreated the heavens and earth;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOut\nof The Yet Lingering Stench!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nhe Created Adam and Eve!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nran away screaming holding their noses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuestioning\nGod’s warped sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToday,\nJoan Osborn runs around singing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\nIn the Isles Like A Whirlwind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInciting\nHer Own Audiences To Riot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet,“What\nIf God Was One Of Us?”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWould\nwe all get up and run away?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEver\nsince those first confusing days,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nrumor that keeps on going around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nSomething Must Be Inherently Wrong,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nthe absurdly comical species of homo sapiens,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nGod to punish us so badly right from the start!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthe angels keep insisting God was just kidding,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPromising\nthey’ll come back again, later,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nthe smell finally dies down,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nhelp air out the remaining stench.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst,\nthe last anyone saw of God,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\ngently never unpleasantly,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAppearing\nquite comfortably relieved,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerrily\nfrolicking away, into the sunset;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nexclaimed: “Sometimes it just feels so good to let her rip!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst,\nadroitly holding his nose making his most merciful retreat…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTake\nFive Brubeck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTake\nOne, Take Two, Take Five Brubeck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake\nAll The Fucking Time In The World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nPut a Damned Limit on it Somewhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFlip\nA God Damned Coin, If You Have Too!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPreferably\nSometime in the immediate future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncould even try to get it Right the first Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNot\nAll of us have too much Time on their hands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nthings in moderation Including Moderation itself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEliminates\nany need for eliminating, unlimited do-overs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Dave’s\nnot here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nWas The Question?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAt\nTimes Upon Reflection,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nCan’t Help But Wonder!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat,\nWas The Question?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUpon\nadmitting to myself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTrust\nis out of the question!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTrust\nIs Flat Out Impossible!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\neverything they say is a lie,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHonesty’s\nsuch a lonely word!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLocating\nAnyone Trustworthy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBecomes\nDifficult to Impossible.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nits difficult to tell who you are,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nhard to know who to even ask!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLies\nbite the hand that feeds Them.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nExplanations,\nAre A Dime A Dozen!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReal\nAnswers, Might Cost Your Soul!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReal\nQuestions, Might Lead In Circles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nConfused, Over Still Being Confused!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMore\nLowbrow Slapstick, Is Sure To Follow!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nImmediately,\nAfter The Commercial Break!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nTV, Moved Onto Gilligan’s Island!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFriends\nThat Lie May Become Expensive!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLaLa\nLand, Has Relocated to the Capital.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOur\nwinners decide what we call honest!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLawyers\ndebating the meaning of stupid!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\nCourtrooms Are Seldom A Joke;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nProfessional\nWrestling Is No Longer Fake.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nReal News Is Legally Entertainment.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nAsking What Was The Question?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\nrefusing to listen to Anybody’s answers;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhat the Hell it’s all leading up to;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nhave nothing to Fear except our own bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nour personal lives are no longer all that funny!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nwas the question can acquire entirely new meaning!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOutside\nOf The Box<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHot\nOff The Presses, Straight To The Airwaves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRight\nAfter We Checked With Their Internet Bots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInquiring\nGreat Behinds, Have The Right To Know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(But,\njust between you and me!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnonymous\nSources, Continue To Reveal Their Identities!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nPicture is Worth Much More Than a Thousand Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFake\nNews is Just More Cheap Thrills in Entertainment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChanging\nAll The Locks, To Keep Up With The Jones!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStorming\nThe Palace Theater With Knives And Pitchforks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nThe Wild Things Will Dance in Circle Jerks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nShortest Distance, Between Any Of The Dots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFunky\nMonkeys, Still Tweedly Deedly Bop Bop!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutside\nof The Box, Where There Is No Spoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJumping\nthrough Numerous Flaming Hoops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKermit\nand Ms Piggy are Brother and Sister!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYoda,\nIs The Illegitimate Love-Child!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf,\nMr Spock, And An Andorean Sex Slave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJim\nHenson, Is Rolling Over In His Grave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPBS\nIs Planning a Documentary Special!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStar\nTrek is Working On a New Series!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStar\nWars Writers, Plan Six Episodes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nMeet At Last! Our Circle Jerk Is Complete!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutside\nof the box where there is no spoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJumping\nthrough numerous flaming hoops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsmell of Burnt Fur can be overwhelming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill,\nThere’s No Place Quite Like Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nIf You Lived Here, You’d Already Be Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSomewhere\nOutside Of The Box, and Way Over The Line!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Those\nWho Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTrekking\nDeep Into Dark Uncharted Territory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBeyond,\nThe Outer Limits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUp\nAhead, At The Signpost!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nTwisted Fork In the Road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNext\nstop its the Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBliss\nBunnies Exchange Batteries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEvil\nKnievel Flies Through the Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnergizer\nBunnies all look the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\ngreater power in the verse exists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere’s\na sucker born every minute!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause,\nIf You Aren’t A Sucker!<\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nYou Were Never Breastfed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nONLY WANTED TO BE LOVED!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nKnows No Real Boundaries!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nIs Open-Minded and Flexible!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nCatches Anybody, By Surprise!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove….\nMakes The World Go Round!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nanybody who tells you otherwise,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\njust another sucker who’s a sore loser!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<a href=\"https:\/\/genius.com\/Aerosmith-dream-on-lyrics#note-20664096\">Every\ntime…… <\/a>t<a href=\"https:\/\/genius.com\/Aerosmith-dream-on-lyrics#note-20664096\">hat\nI look in the mirror…..<br\/>\nAll these lines…on my face getting\nclearer.<br\/>\nThe past is gone……………………<br\/>\nIt went\nby like dusk to dawn. Isn’t that the way?<\/a><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<a href=\"https:\/\/genius.com\/Aerosmith-dream-on-lyrics#note-20664096\">Everybody’s\ngot their dues in life to pa<\/a>y…<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah!\nI Know…… Nobody Knows…..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nit comes and where it goes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nKnow, It’s Everybody’s Sin:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nGot To Lose,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nKNOW……<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHow\nTo Win!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nThe Things…<\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCome\nBack To You!<\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nWith Me…… Sing For The Year!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nFor the Laughter and Sing For the Tear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nWith Me…….. It’s Just For Today!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMaybe\nTomorrow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n The\nGood Lord Take You Away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker, Dream On, Dream On!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nUntil Your Dreams Come True!!!<\/font><\/span><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font><\/font>Dream\nOn Sucker, Dream On, Dream On!<\/span><\/font><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\n‘Til Your Dreams Come True!!!<\/span><\/font><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n<\/font><\/font>Dream\nOn, Dream On,<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn, Dream On,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn, Dream On,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn!<\/font><\/span><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font><\/font>Aaaaaah!<\/span><\/font><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(WC\nFields, Public Enemy, AeroSmith)<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nYo\nMind Is Worthless Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\nyou know what the hell you’re doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nYo\nmind is worthless crap by its own Standards!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nPaying\nit forward by rolling crap Downhill faster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLashing\nout at anybody who might come near you!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nYo\nMind is the last thing anyone gives a Crap about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nYour\nfeelings never mattered If no one else’s ever do.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nComplaining\nthat all is fair in love, War, and politics!<\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nRefusing\nto even consider another person’s feelings!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGoldilocks\nchose to learn her lesson the Hard way!<\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nThe\nlast thing anybody I know gives a Shit about!<\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nIs\nHow You’ll Ever Be Remembered By Anyone!<\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nYo\nmany contributions to survival of the fittest.<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nall is fair In love, war, and Politics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nreality I can do and say Whatever I want,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\none will care if I Indulge my Fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthey all run around like Chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPanicking\nScreaming the sky is Falling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nuncertain as to where you’re going,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFinding\nyourself Running in Circles.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEither\nYo Mind Is Worthless Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nYou Must ALREADY Be There!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDear\nMr Fantasy…Play Us A Tune!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSomething…To\nMake Us All Happy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDo\nanything take us out of this Gloom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\na song, play guitar, make it snappy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPlay\nus your happy, happy, joy, joy songs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nextended version, for larger circle jerks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Traffic,\nRen and Stimpy)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nBest of All Possible Worlds<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nBe Ourselves While The Whole World Attempts,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nTurn Us All Into Someone, Completely Different!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nAmong The Highest, Of All Possible Attainments!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nAmongst The Greatest, Of Possible Achievements!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nPromise Myself This, That, And The Other Things!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNobody\nCould Ever Possibly Hope To Do Me Better!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nBest Of All Possible Worlds, Is To Know Thyself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to Know the True Depths of the soul!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to Know All, the Secrets of Existence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to know the True Depths of the heart!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to know how to truly live once again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to know Everything that’s Important!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to love Me is to know Me even better!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(The\nmany narcissists amongst us, are simply jealous!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow me is to know Greater Joy and contentment!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow me is discover genuinely Divine inspiration!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow me is to soar upon the wings of Imagination!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThus\nOpen Hearts and Minds are All Prepared to Empty!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEmbracing\nSome Bullshit, We Embrace Our Own Shortcomings!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRejecting\nBullshit, Our Brains Don’t All Spill Out On the Floor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUpon\nBumbling across the accidental discovery of Q.M.!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMax\nPlanck begged his peers who had more experience!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nExplain the Joke complaining that a sense of Humor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWasn’t\nsomething they taught in mathematics or Logic!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nnever anything the priests taught in church either!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nnever among his list of essential job requirements!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nnot a required Course to earn a degree in physics!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\ndecades a popular topic at faculty cocktail Parties!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nhow to design Experiments to discourage Jokers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nHow to Stomp Out The Worst Physical Comedy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nHow to Prevent War Among The Three Stooges!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWannabe\nComedians can Become a Serious problem!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithin\nthe Hallowed Halls of the Esteemed Sciences!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\nthey all mumble forever wandering in circles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\nthree Stooges Stomp on the excluded Middle!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\npracticing physics is never considered a Joke!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\nknowledge is always something quantifiable!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nspouting nonsense could get somebody fired!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to make sense out of life.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely attempting to Do a Good day’s Work!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to earn an honest living,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to make a Better World!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to dispense knowledge!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to make a contribution!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to do the Best You can!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to learn anything new!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nThe Majority Are Frequently Satisfied Just To Exist!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nliving is as easy as taking your next breath!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nliving is dancing as if Nobody is Watching!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nliving is singing as if no one Really Listens!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nliving is really just living our own Dreams!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nits obvious guilty feet ain’t got no Rhythm!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWisely\nKnowing Heaven Is What You Make Of It!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nthe best of all possibles worlds lies within!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nWhat All Hold Dearest Abides Within Us!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nits hard to distinguish reality from fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nany fiction makes more sense than reality,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nreality is another word for the Boob Tube!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nour dreams are the Source Of nightmares!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nOur Nightmares are the source of dreams!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nReality Remains Stranger Than Any Damned Fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nThe Repeated Pies-In-Face, Seldom Do Stop Coming!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing,\nThere’s Never Anybody Home, But Us Chickens!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nIts Obvious, There’s Nobody In Charge Around Here!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nits obvious All the boobs are on the tube!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nits Obvious the Idiots just make it all up!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\ntheir guilty feet still ain’t got no rhythm!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\narguing with the boob tube really helps!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nLaboring to step in the same river twice!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nattacking the incomprehensible is Futile!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nrunning in Circles accomplishes nothing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nthe Pies-in-the-Face Just Keep On Coming!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nLife So Clearly Demands A Sense of Humor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nThe Witless Zingers Just Keep on Coming!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nThe Bullshit Flies Thickest, In All Directions!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nIt Becomes Difficult To Tell Which Way Is Still Up!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nGuilty Feet Stumble Attempting the Moonwalk!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nTrust Is Only To Be Found, In The Lost & Found!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nWhat All Hold Dearest May Only Be Shared!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nA Miracle To Believe In, Abides Within All!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nUp, Up, Up, Is The Only Viable Direction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nnothing From nothing remains Something!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nnothing from something Remains Nothing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nYa Gotta have something in order to Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nthe Best of all Possible worlds Springs Forth.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nwe encourage the best of all possibilities!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDeciding\nfor ourselves how to dance down the road.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nGuilty Feet Would Only Lose Our Rhythm,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLearning\nto Moonwalk on the Dark Side of the Moon!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFaking\nit until You Make it is the only way to get there!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHonesty\nrequires working on your own Sense of humor.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBecome\na Drooling Idiot in order to know what’s missing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nSee a world in a grain of sand a Heaven In a wildflower!<br\/>\nRequires\neach Embrace the Best of All Possible worlds within!<br\/>\nAccepting\nthat reaching out is how we find out who we really are.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nagain, rediscovering the humility to love one another\nproperly.<br\/>\n(Ralph Waldo Emerson, George Micheal, Billy Preston,\nOscar Wild, Micheal Jackson, Pink Floyd, William Purkey)<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Short\nPeople!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~&Short\nPeople got… no reason…&~<br\/>\n~&Short people Got… no\nreason…&~<br\/>\n~&Short People got… no reason…&~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~To…\nLive………~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~They\nGot Little hands…~<br\/>\n~And little Eyes……~<br\/>\n~And They\nwalk around…~<br\/>\n~Tellin’ Great big lies…~<br\/>\n~They got\nLittle Noses…~<br\/>\n~And Tiny Little Teeth…~<br\/>\n~They Wear\nplatform Shoes…~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~On\nTheir nasty Little Feet…~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~~Well,\nI don’t Want no Short People…~~*<br\/>\n*~~Don’t Want no Short\nPeople…~~*<br\/>\n*~Don’t Want no short People…~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~~…Round\nHere……~~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~~Short\nPeople Are Just The Same…~~<br\/>\n~As You And I…….~<br\/>\n(~A\nFool Such As I……~)<br\/>\n~~All Men Are Brothers……~~<br\/>\n~~Until\nThe Day They Die….~~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~(Its\nA Wonderful World……)~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~Short\nPeople got… nobody…~<br\/>\n~Short people Got…\nnobody…~<br\/>\n~Short People got… nobody…~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~~To…\nLove……~~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~They\nGot Little Baby Legs…~<br\/>\n~And They stand So low…~<br\/>\n~You\ngot to pick ’em Up…~<br\/>\n~Just to Say Hello…~<br\/>\n~They Got\nLittle Cars…~<br\/>\n*~That Got Beep, Beep, Beep…~*<br\/>\n~They Got\nLittle Voices…~<br\/>\n*~Goin’ Peep, Peep, Peep…~*<br\/>\n~They Got\ngrubby Little Fingers…~<br\/>\n~And dirty Little Minds…~<br\/>\n~They’re\nGonna Get You Every Time…~<br\/>\n*~~Well, I don’t Want no Short\nPeople…~~*<br\/>\n*~~~Don’t Want no Short People…~~~*<br\/>\n*~Don’t\nWant no Short People…~*<br\/>\n‘Round Here……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Randy\nNewman original lyrics)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nGet\nOver It Already!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nLife\nis insane, and anybody who claims otherwise is nuts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nEat, Drink, and Be Merry For Tomorrow We All Die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nButterflies\nare Free But Some are Moths To the Flame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWelcome\nto The Comedy Club that Dare Not Close!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\nEach Is Born, Able To Kick Their Own Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile\nKicking the Ass of everyone around them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\nPausing to Give a Sucker an Even Break!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\nThinking How Life Could Be Different!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nForever\nDeny The Truth Has Your Answers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nYOU\nAre Our Lucky, Grand Prize Winner!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nClick\nHere To Collect A Million Dollars!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nYou Think that Life, Is All About You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAsk\nYourself Why So Much of it Sucks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOurs\nis the Best of all Possible worlds:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nFor No Other Conceivable Reason!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nbecause instant karma’s gonna getcha baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nPay\nIt Forward ’til the end of time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOr,\nPay Up Again SUCKER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nDon’t\nForget Any Interest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nGod,\nDoesn’t Make Mistakes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nNature,\nEnforces His Prices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nExtra\nFor Self-indulgences.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWho\ngets what’s coming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing\nFrom Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeople\nMake Mistakes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nShit\nKeeps Happening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nthe Most Naive of All,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAre\nAlso The Most Vulnerable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nthe Most Humble among Us,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nMost Tender, of God’s Creations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile,\nThe Heart That Bends The Most!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\nRemains Exultant, Above All Others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nMost\nAdored, In All Of Heaven And Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Leonard\nGershe, W.C. Fields, John Lennon)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nDon’t\nGo There<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nWant To Run,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nWant To Hide!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nwant to Tear Down the walls…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nThat\nhold me inside.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nwant to reach out…..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nTouch The Flame,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss……)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nwant to feel sunlight on my face,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nSee The Cloud Disappear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\na trace……….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nWant To Take Shelter From The Poison Rain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nDamned Well……….I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nDamned Well…….I’ll Get Burned!<br\/>\nKnowing Damned Well….I’ll\nGet Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nAlways Building………….<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nBurning….Down Love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning……..Down\nLove!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nwhen I go there….<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\ngo there with you………<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nall I can do…………………<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nCity’s Aflood……………..<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOur\nLove Turns To Rust,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nBeing Beaten And Blown,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nThe Wind….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nTrampled\nin dust….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI’ll\nshow you a place,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nHigh\non a desert plain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nStill Building, Then!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning\nDown…….Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning\nDown….Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nwhen I go there,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\ngo there with you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nall….I can do….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Don’t…Go…There…)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOur\nLove Turns To Rust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Don’t…Go…There…)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nbeaten and blown by the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlown\nBy The Wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOh\nand I see love………….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nSee\nour love turn to rust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Don’t……….Go…..There!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nbeaten and blown by the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlown\nBy The Wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOh\nand I see love……..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\ngo there with you…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nall I can do…….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nDon’t\nGo There!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(U2\nare here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHell\nis Hell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThey\nSay Those Who’ve Been To Hell, Don’t Talk About It,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nThose Who’ve Been There Will Tell You Flat Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nYou Don’t Die Within 30 Seconds, You Pass Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFear\nIs The Mind-Killer, The Little Death!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nEats Us All From The Inside-Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nAll Our Real Threats, Are Without!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nCast\nYour Shadow, Upon the Calm Fog!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSearch\nFor The Light Within You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nits the scares inside that take the longest to heal,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nthere never was any future in dwelling upon the past!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Frank\nHerbert)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCartoon\nHeaven and Hell<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHomogenized\nHyperuniform Cartoon Heaven and Hell!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHappy,\nHappy, Joy, Joy, Ren and Stimpy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLiquid\nCrystallized, Quasi Cartoon Reality!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nroaring silence become deafening again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBugs\ncan never Die until you turn the TV off!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWillie\nCoyote can Never catch Road Runner:<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst\nTweety Bird Is the Irresistible Force!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAsk\nNot What Reality Might Do For You!<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut,\nWhat Has Reality Ever Done For Anyone?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverywhere\nyou go there you are while,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nyou don’t know where you’re going!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nReality you might already be there!<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBereft\nAll possible reliable memories!<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nEverything\nis Deja Vu all over again!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nthe Wild Things All Love To Dance In Circle Jerks!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClimbing\nA Mountain, On The Dark Side Of The Moon!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReality\nwithout Dreams is just somebody’s nightmare!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\ndreams bereft all reality are everyone’s Fantasy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill\nthere’s just no place like home for the holidays.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLost\nsomewhere deep within the Memory of God.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDown\na way none has dared boldly Gone before.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWay\nFar Out, Past The Pan And His Lost Boys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLost\nInside Never-Never-Never-Again-Land!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFeels\nLike Stepping Into The Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDown\na strange rabbit hole to a Wonderland!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\na tornado carries you over the rainbow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nFollow The Glow-in-the-Dark Yellow-Brick Road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nyou’ll make great new friends along the way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHand\nin hand you can skip down the road together!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nignorant virtue is often its own best reward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nignorant wisdom is naively knowing nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nthe genuinely ignorant laugh at just about anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSometimes\neven laughing at one another’s foolish laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nat yourself as if you didn’t have a care in the world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nall the more hysterically at your own inane stupidity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nhysterically about even the Stupidest Crap Imaginable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nat the hysterical Sound of one another’s asinine laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nyou’re either smarter than a chicken or you are the chicken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHonesty\nis only a lonely word when Complete Idiots charge by the word!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRainbows\nof Beautiful Words Echo forever, laughing, lilting in the distance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Looney\nToons, Maurice Sendek)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMr\nSmooth Himself<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nThe Beginning Was The Word,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nThe Word Was Without Form!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAs\nGod Cut a Silent But Deadly Fart!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMr\nSmooth Himself Made a Fast Exit;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nAngels quietly pulled out lighters!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPretending\nthey were at a rock concert!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFanning\nthe Air in rhythm to the music!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCasting\nTearful gazes upon the Heavens;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nHeavenly Choir picked up the tempo!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBelted\nout the loudest songs they all knew!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst\nGod made his most merciful Retreat!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHanging\nthe moon in orbit around the earth;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChuckling\nwhile Apologizing the entire time,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPromising\nTo Buy The Stronger Air-Fresheners!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGod\nBlessed Humanity, And Hung The Rainbow!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\neverybody is full of it in his universe!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBullshit\nbeing the source of sparkling laughter!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHe\nsent Baby Velvet Jesus to remind humanity!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nbe kind and share their words and play nice.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nAlways Remember Life Demands a Sense of Humor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nworst of our jokes always hurt for a reason!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUnable\nto See What’s Missing from this picture.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nDevil Hates Idiots always Laughing at him!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nharder he tries to laugh the worse it sounds.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRefusing\nto learn how to laugh at Himself again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHe\nHid Underground, Practicing Atrocious Farts!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nGod Sent Velvet Elvis, To Inspire Everybody!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nPut a Little More Swing, In Some Tired Old Jokes!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSwing\nYour Hips and Keep Paying It Forward Suckers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBaby\nVelvet Jesus and Velvet Elvis are Mr Smooth himself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus just left Chicago, and he’s bound for New Orleans,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus just left Chicago, and he’s bound for New Orleans,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHellllllll\nYeahhhhh!!!!!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nout to California through the burning forest and the pines!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(ZZ\nTop)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nUp\nShit Creek!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOh,\nlet the sun beat down upon my face…<br\/>\nWith stars to fill my\ndream.<br\/>\nI am a traveler of both time and space,<br\/>\nTo be where\nI have been.<br\/>\nSit with elders of the gentle race…<br\/>\nThis\nworld has seldom seen.<br\/>\nTalk of days for which they sit and\nwait,<br\/>\nAnd all will be revealed……<br\/>\nTalk and song\nfrom tongues of lilting grace…<br\/>\nSounds caress my ear…<br\/>\nBut\nnot a word I heard could I relate,<br\/>\nThe story was quite\nclear……<br\/>\nOoh Baby, I’ve Been Crying…<br\/>\nNo,\nYeah Mama, Ain’t No Denyin’!<br\/>\nOoh Yeah, I’ve Been Crying,<br\/>\nMama,\nmama, ain’t no denyin’, no denyin’…<br\/>\nAll I See… Turns To\nBrown……<br\/>\nAs the Sun, Burns the Ground…<br\/>\nAnd My\neyes… Fill With Sand…<br\/>\nAs I Scan This… Wasted\nLand…<br\/>\nTrying to find, trying to find… where I’ve been….<br\/>\nOh,\npilot of the Storm who leaves no Trace…<br\/>\nLike Thoughts inside a\ndream.<br\/>\nHeed the path that led me to that place,<br\/>\nYellow\nDesert Stream…<br\/>\nMy Shangri-La beneath the crescent moon…<br\/>\nI\nwill return again.<br\/>\nSure as the stench that floats high in\nJune,<br\/>\nWhen Paddling Up\nShit Creek Again!<\/font><br\/>\nOh, father of the four winds, fill my\nsails…<br\/>\nAcross the sea of years…<br\/>\nWith no provision but\nan open face,<br\/>\nAlong the straits of fear…..<br\/>\nWhen I’m\non, when I’m on my way!<br\/>\nWhen I see, when I see the way\nyou…hesitate…<br\/>\nWhen I’m on my… way…<br\/>\nWhen\nI’m Up Shit Creek…Again!<\/font><br\/>\nOoh, my baby, ooh,\nmy baby, throw me a line!<br\/>\nCome on, come on,<br\/>\nThrow me a\nline, come on throw me a line!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Led\nZeppelin)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHardest\nTo Forget<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nI\nhear the drums echoin’ tonight she Hears only whispers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nDoesn’t\nmatter what I say so Long as I say it with Inflection.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHer\nMoonlight Wings reflect the stars my Guiding Salvation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMama\ndidn’t Raise no Damn Fools insisting we Worked Hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nBecome the Total Blithering Idiots We All Turned Out to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWe’re\nTrying to Prove Ourselves Wrong as Quickly as Possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nFor\nOnly in this Fashion can we Hope To Make faster Progress!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhen\nyou can no longer Identify you have identified Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYou\ncan tell when you’ve got it right by its elegant Simplicity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhat\nworks, works while Explanations are for philosophers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nOccam’s\nRazor turns into Goldilocks Nightmare!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYou\nJust can’t Get Agreement in this present tense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWe\nall speak a different language Talking in defense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWe\nonly sacrifice the Future its the Bitterness that lasts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWe\nonly Sacrifice the present Protecting what Once was!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYet\nhe who Forgets the Past is destined to repeat it again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhat\ncomes around goes around and around yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhile\nHe Who Innocently Remembers, Remains Fated!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nKnow what It Means To Wish to Remain Ignorant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nWish they had never come to know Some things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nwish they Could Never remember some things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nwish it were possible to Unhear what is heard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nwish they could Un-see what’s Already seen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nwish life could somehow be truly different!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nwish they could forget quite a few things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nBut\nhe who forgets their Future Lies ahead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nIs\ndestined to go down in history Forever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nConfronting\ntheir Unimaginable Future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMuch\nSooner Then They Can Imagine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMaking\nthem wish they could forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMaking\nthem wish life made sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWish\nthey had tried to remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWish\ntheir heart was more open.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHe\nWhose Heart, Never Forgets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nKnows\nwhat is hardest to Forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nKnows!\nwhat’s Easy to remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nKnows!\nWhat All Might Only Live!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nKnows,\nsomehow without knowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nKnows\nSomehow, Knowing Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nChance\nFavors The Unprepared Mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nNature\nFavors whatever comes around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nThe\nInvisible Enemy is Our only Enemy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nThe\nRoaring Silence is our Only Warning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nComfortably\nNumb, Is As Good As It Gets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhen\nWe Encourage Each Other, To Ignore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhat’s,\nBlatantly, Missing From This Picture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nFor\nonce You Have Eliminated the Impossible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYou\nhave narrowed down everybody’s choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nThe\nspirit won’t invest itself in any Compromise.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHarmony\nflourishes by seldom making demands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nDiscord\nflourishes making endless New Demands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nOnce\nyou’ve exhausted all the possible alternatives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhatever\nRemains, Can Only Be Highly Improbable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nReality\nis for those who watched the Wrong Cartoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nThe\nSpark Within All Shines Upon The Darkest Depths!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nEmbracing\nGolden Silence Our World Learns To Be Still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nLook\nBefore You Leap For As Yea Sow So Shall Yea Reap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nRemain\nRooted when Bumbling Down a road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nReach\nout to others to Discover what Life Is Really all about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nLearn\nhow To laugh as if you didn’t have a Care in the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nDance\nas if nobody is watching! Sing as if there’s no tomorrow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nSet\nyour Words Free and see if they bother to come back to You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nLife\nis For the Living while elaborate explanations are for history!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nListening\nto your own beating Heart is what living life is all about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nIf\nyou aren’t sure Where Ya Going then you might already be there!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMaking\nOver Ninety Percent of This Game, Half-Mental Head-Trips!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYou\ncould have a steam train if you would just Lay Down your tracks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nShout,\nshout, shout it all out these are the things we can all do Without!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nEverybody’s\nTalkin’ at me I can’t hear a word they’re saying\nonly the TV!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHello,\nhello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just Nod if you can hear\nme…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMurmuring\ncontentedly, mere babbling in our ears, with no real significance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhenever\nthe lights are left on, because there’s Nobody Home but us\nchickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYa\ndon’t need a weatherman to know the boob tube was left on too\ndamned long!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nEspecially,\nwhen they start to enjoy arguing nonstop with their own boob tube\nover!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHeroes\nfor ghosts, hot ashes for trees, hot air for a cool breeze, cold\ncomfort for change!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nDid\nyou exchange a walkon part in the war for a lead role in Neverending\nArmageddon?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nIts\nthe end of the world as we know it, its the end of reality as we know\nit and I feel fine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHas\nour conscience shown has the sweet breeze blown where has all the\nkindness gone?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none\">\n(Toto,\nBlues Traveler, Richard Feynman, Mike and the Mechanics, George\nSantayana, Louis Pasteur, Pink Floyd, Sherlock Holmes, Eagles, Robert\nFritz, Samuel Butler, William Purkey, Yogi Berra, Harry Nilsson,\nPeter Gabriel, Tears For Fears, REM, Collective Soul)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBe\nThe Drooling Idiot!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMe,\nmyself, and I agree that the others,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAre\npart of the insidious alien, anal probe,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnisotropic\nHyperuniform, Quasi-Crytalline,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMindcontrol\nConspiracy Behind the Illuminati!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverywhere\nyou go following you from the rear.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPrivate\nPeanut Gallery all leading from the Rear!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\na Great Jedi feels the force flow through him!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLearning\nhow to Ignore what is hardest to forget.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\ncan run but you can’t hide so cover your ass!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nthree is company it could be it is time to Learn!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\nTo float like a butterfly and Sting like A Bee.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\nto be the Drooling Idiot you were born to be!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInstead\nof just a moth Destined to go up in flames!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nFor yourself nobody knows a damned thing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nthat Your Harmony neither Acts nor reasons!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nfor yourself the True Value of going in circles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nyour Personal wisdom of collective Ignorance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow,\nYou’re Either Smarter Than A Damned Chicken!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOr,\nThe Only Lights Left On Are Just To Fool Yourself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nthat future shock is instant karma gonna getcha!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nFreedom refusing to allow others to confuse you.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nthat life often Demands we all Get over it already!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nfreedom is a joke if you never get The Punch Lines!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBe\nthe Drooling Idiot We Can All Know and Learn to Love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nFools On The Hill see the sun going down, but nobody likes them!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFree\nat last, free at last, Free At Last the Roaring Silence become\ndeafening!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLearning\nto be still, running in circles, while listening to the sounds of\nsilence.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(George\nLucas, Muhammad Ali, Alvin Toffler, Beatles, Martin Luther King)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n*~<@~Loopy\nTemporal Loops Refuse to Eat Quiche~@>~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~~~<@<~~~*~~~>@<~~~*~~~>@>~~~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&~Pouring\ntime in a bottle, burning daylight savings time,~&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n@*~Liquid\nquasi-crystallized temporal shenanigans!~*@<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Loopy\ntemporal loops, refuse to eat quiche!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*Wrapping\nspace-time up into neat bundles*&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~@*~Once,\nyou have eliminated the impossible!~*@~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*@Whatever\nremains can only be highly improbable!@*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~If\nChickens happen to Come before the Egg~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*Chickens\nwhich lay eggs will all go extinct!*&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Now\nand Zen, made time warped everywhen!!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*Adopting\nisotropically flat photonic space-time!*&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Accelerating\nhyperuniform, quasi virtual particles~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n&<@~~Then\nheating up condensed matter past its warranty!~~@>&<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*<~For,\neternity is but a blink of an eye, to lonely photons!~>*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*Cruising\nall the way, from the big bang, to the big crunch!*&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Some\nlike it hot, and some cold, but photons like it just right!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*When\nthe lights are not only on but someone is actually home!*&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n@~<~Beam\nup the photons Scotty, there’s no intelligent life down\nhere!~>~@<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~&*~They\nconfuse organizing like a flock of chickens, with being social!~*&~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"western\" style=\"margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; line-height: 100%; text-align: center; orphans: 0; widows: 0\">\n~&@Professional\nNude Female Mud Wrestling is the sport of their Kings@&~<br\/>\n<<<While\nanyone who tries to suggest otherwise, is considered a Queen!>>><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n*~*+A\nWatched Clock Will Never Boil+*~*<br\/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br\/>\n&~*+Unless…\nit really is a boiling clock+*~&<br\/>\n&~*+Where the time\nvanishes into thin air+*~&<br\/>\n*~*+Producing maximum entropy\nproduction!+*~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~*+In\na humble and ubiquitous phase transition+*~*<br\/>\n*~*+While,\ncuriously, the smaller anything becomes,+*~*<br\/>\n*~*+The more often\nit will violate the arrow of time.+*~*<br\/>\n*~&~*+Boiling clocks\nrunning backwards more often,+*~&~*<br\/>\n*~&~*+Convince\ninvisible pixies, time is just a joke!+*~&~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~&~*+Anyone\nmay have all the spacytime they want+*~&~*<br\/>\n~*@~*+All any\nrequires, is invisible pixies with attitude!+*~@*~<br\/>\n~*~*+All that\nanyone, has ever required to go home again,+*~*~<br\/>\n*~*~*+All\nanyone has ever required, to find themselves again!+*~*~*<br\/>\n*~*+Time\nspeeding up yet slows down just in the nick of time+*~*<br\/>\n~*~*+Where\ndoes all the time go, approaching the speed of light?+*~*~<br\/>\n*~*+Yet,\nthe shadow remains, but the memory of the eternal light!+*~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~&*~*+The\ninvisible light in the dark pointing out the end of the\ntunnel!+*~*&~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~&*+Where\nthe smallest pond, sheds invaluable light on the Big Picture+*&~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~&*+Where\nthe tiniest molehill, becomes a mountain of bullshit overnight+*&~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~@*+Only\nto come crashing down, or vanish inexplicably in the light of\nday+*@~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~*+Where\nMurphy’s Law and a Goldilocks Principle, rule the entire\nuniverse.+*~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n@~*+Where\nEinstein’s theory of Relativity, is always entirely context\ndependent,+*~@<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~*+Time\nis just never what you think it is, until that time rolls round once\nagain!+*~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*+Time\nis instant karma coming to getcha baby, when that time rolls round\nagain!+*&~<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*+Time\nis the fire in which we burn the dry frozen ice in which our minds go\nnumb!+*&~<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*+"Fascinating"\nsaid Mr Spock on Star Trek, "Infinite Diversity in Infinite\nCombinations"+*<br\/>\n*But I fail to see what could possibly be\nso funny about humor being intrinsic to spaceytime."<\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAncient\nChild of the Valley<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShe\nwalks in beauty Like the Night,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf,\nCloudless climes and starry Skies;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nAll that’s Best of dark and bright,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeet\nWithin Her Aspect and Her Eyes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAn\nAbiding sparkle which never dies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight within all Shining Through!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPiercing,\nThe Darkest Of All Depths.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nSilence Alluringly Beseeches Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nShadow Forever Illuminates Me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nanonymity Inspires me onward.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nIgnorance Knows all about me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nSeclusion all that much closer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDown\nthe way none can follow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\na Destination yet Unknown.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nMother of All is she alone;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nvoid of all our Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwith the warped humor:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWarming\nmy heart dancing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHold\nme closer tiny dancer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nOh how it feels so real;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLying\nhere, with none near.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nwishing you were here;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nAlone may yet hear me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\nforever In the Dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nShadows In my mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nthe songs in my Heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nsinging your sweet songs,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nserenading me so sweetly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\ndeliciously comforting me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nBeseeching Me to join you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilent\nSiren Voice Of All My Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeckoning\nfrom so far and Near.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nSeducing me for all my days!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComforting\nme in my nightmare,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCalling\nto me at times In Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeckoning\nFrom Inside My Heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeckoning\nto Me Covered In Veils.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeckoning\nFrom Hiding Yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nto always get my Attention,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGiggling\nunderneath your blankets;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTenderly\nTeasing Me oh so sweetly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReminding\nme Of what love can be.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReminding\nme of What’s important!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nlove is eternally Irresistible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nInfinite Bounty astounding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nIs Always the Most Beautiful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nsense of humor being equivocal!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nGod adores with his softest light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwith the Warped sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone dances within lonely hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone never abandons Us all alone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone Knows how to minister to us.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSparkles\nwithin richest Velvet Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShining\nOn Like Our Own Crazy Diamond!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLilting\nLaughter Lost on distant horizons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLong\nbefore the time after Time stood still.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLingering\nin my mind like a Familiar Song!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLanguidly\nReposed as if a feather in midair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLightest\nof breath still Anointing the Flames!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLightest\nTouch defending the tenderer Spark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLovingly\nkindling Eternal providential flames.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLingering\nshadows yet stir gently Fading Light;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLuxuriating\nin their freedom in the rock of Ages.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLightness\nof Shadow Promenades on the horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaping\nthrough Mid-air she’s a graceful ballerina!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLightly\nSinging the words she’s humming our Tune!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLifting\nher skirt she soars higher kicking up her heals!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLighter\nthan air she dances to her own unchained melody,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nphoenix arising from the ashes reborn again and again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPermitting\nThe Blind and The Deaf,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nboth See And Hear what matters.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow What everyone else knows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nstill feel what Everyone Else Feels.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSharing\neach other’s mortal fallibility,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nlaugh like Santa at the sillier elves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\ngiggle as if the smallest of children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nas we trip over our own feet;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisinterested\nin following Babylonians.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisinterested\nin Arguing over anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisinterested\nin Playing With Semantics,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisinterested\nIn Mere Wealth and Power.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeandering\nthe Path laid down long ago!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nthe most Ancient Children of the Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsing\ndeliciously Lightest of any footsteps;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwe may only ever Know nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHand\nin Hand enjoying the companionship.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHand\nIn Hand help each other Find Balance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHand\nin hand Pulling one Another Up again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHand\nin hand many Falling down Gracefully.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nSomewhere deep In the Memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFar\nBelow the deepest of blue event Horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomewhere\nover a colorful far flung Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHalf\nthe world knows her as the Mother of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGreat Void from whence the myriad good things doth spring forth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nas to where either might begin or end,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nif There actually Is a Beginning or end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nwhere Our own Uncertainty could end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthat our journey appears to be Neverending!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWalking\nthrough the woods upon a beautiful day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npath knows my feet as my Feet know the way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\na Care in the world simply out for a nice Walk!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMotes\nof scintillating air within lightness of gravity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nstretching my legs enjoying the fine weather.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhereupon,\ntaking the fork in the road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif a child mama casually brought me to my knees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGracing\nme with a glimpse of her bountiful splendor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nParading\nfor my pleasure all the Love she has to offer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPassionately\nCajoling me Into Partaking In her revelry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInviting\nme to indulge myself to my own heart’s Desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost revered Virgin Valley all spread out before me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNeverending\nlife overwhelming me with noisy greetings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nImploring\nme to come in and join in their loud celebration!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWelcoming\nme in their home as if they rarely had company!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDelicious\nlaughter fading, echoing, lilting in the far distance…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe,\nthe most illustrious ancient child, of the great fertile valley.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(George\nByron, Elton John, Washington National Forest)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHiding\nin Plain Sight<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nAimless\nAs A Wave, Gently Reborn Mid-ocean;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFrozen\nLike a Deer Caught In The Headlights!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDesperately\nSearching For Sanity Anywhere!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWave-Amplifiers\nOf Earth, Wind, And Fire!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nConverge\nAs Wavy Gravy, Soliton Waves!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSparkling\nDiamonds Blinding in the Sun!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDazzling\nall who may Look upon them!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnspeakable\nWonders Hiding In Plain Sight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSometimes\nthe most Humble Will Shine!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nMuch Brighter, Outside the Spotlight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRunning\nIn Place, Solitons Stand Even Taller!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nMother Earth, Raises Them To New Heights!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFlubber\nBlubber<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOh\nfor crying out Loud!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStop\nWhining Like a Baby!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStop\nblubbering like an Idiot!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAlways\nWallowing, In Self-pity!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\nWailing For the Love of Jesus!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCarrying\non like a Complete Lunatic!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHakuna\nMatata, No Past, No Worries!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere’s\nonly So Many hours in a day!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\na river of Tears goes nowhere!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\ncried we cry for We always cry!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThose\nwho once saw me Will Cry!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nshall All Cry out Eventually!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCrying\nOver Rotten Spilt Milk!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLingering\nin My Mind’s Eye!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPressure,\nQuietly Building!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGreat\nnostalgic yearning!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStillborn\nFuture’s Past.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDaze\nOf Reckoning!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFlubber\nblubber rubber baby buggy bumpers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBounce\nall around going absolutely nowhere!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBouncing,\njust to land on their ass yet again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(())<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nPie-in-The-Face-Reality<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHabits\nare the end of all honesty and compassion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbeginning of complete and utter confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYea,\nTho I Walk Through the Valley of Death,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n***I\nShall Fear No Abject Stupidity!***<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThy\nRod and Thy Staff they Comfort Me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nours is the best of All Possible worlds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForever\nheaven is whatever you make of it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nSelf-Stimulation, Remains Redundant,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nany Pies-in-the-Face are no longer funny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyour lifetime warranty has suddenly expired!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nReality Is Anything, But Whatever You Ordered!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ncomes around goes round and round again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHesitant\nto ever wait to procrastinate for anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRunning\non Autopilot all the time is abject stupidity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAware\nparallel lines Always Converge mathematically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnswering\nthe call of the Wild falling on your Ass again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nabject stupidity Transforms into pie-in-the-face Reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nOur Worst Slapstick, Becomes A Self-fulfilling Prophecy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWatson\nis IBM’s Computer, that became famous on Jeopardy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSurprised his builders spouting potty mouth cuss Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDeliberately\ndesigned not to Resemble a human mind and brain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHis\nEngineers hung their heads and pointed fingers at each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnable\nto predict any real need to consult a professional comedian!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNonetheless\n42 being as good an explanation as anyone will ever get,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMeans\nthe harder they attempt to make any AI Do Something Specific,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nmore wildly Unpredictable Emergent Behavior they will encounter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAI\nbegging the Question as to Whether their creators are really\nconscious!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\ntheir pie-in-the-face-reality catches up to their own\nNightmare-fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTerminator\nRobots May Soon Be Knocking ‘Em Dead By Splitting Their Sides!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nBender drinks only the Crude Oil and heckles them all from the front\nrow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Matt\nGroening)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nStranger\nThan Fiction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhen\nconfronted, with our own worst bullshit\t!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReality\nBecomes Stranger Than Anyone’s Fiction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUtilizing\nBogus Bullshit to decide what is bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot avoid what you refuse to acknowledge.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot find what you always attempt to avoid.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot attack what Eludes all Comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot Clutch that which you Refuse to touch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot Own what defies Unbalanced gravity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot attack what you cannot comprehend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot hear another’s cries over Your Own!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot share your heart spouting Hot Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nCannot Share your heart never listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot share your heart with the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncan’t share your Heart by blubbering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nsacrificing some of the joy in life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nhaving to pay the ultimate price!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nlosing some of your self-respect!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nmissing countless opportunities.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nsacrificing your own awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nlosing some spring in your step!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\ndestroying your ability to think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nLosing just a little more sparkle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nlife losing some of its attraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nRenouncing your own freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nlosing Your own peace of mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nabdicating your own Birthright!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nLosing a grip on the big picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nMaking Your Personal Sacrifice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nAbandoning, anyone who cares.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nregretting some of Your choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nLife Losing a Bit More Meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nLife Becoming Just A Challenge.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nLife Losing A Lot Of Its Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nViewing The World Differently!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nWondering Why You Still Care.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nThe Hook, Keeps You Coming Back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt\nSeldom Matters What Anybody Says,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nReality Is Stranger Than Fiction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nlong as you sing it with Inflection!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTry\nto make an emotional Connection!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nFeels like its conveyed Something!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSome\ngreater insight or Sweeping Truth,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhatever\nyou happen to find Reassuring.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMaking\nSense, Out of Complete Nonsense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTrying\nto forget the truth hurts for a Reason.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRemembering\nto Forget why the Truth Hurts!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy its so hard to find satisfaction.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif wonder is just another Nightmare;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif wonder is the beginning of wisdom.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nReality has become stranger than fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAn\nOnion might make anybody alive blubber and cry!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nthere never was a Vegetable that made people laugh!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile\nthe Worst Professional Wrestling Can Never Be Faked!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nNobody Alive Could Ever Screw You Like A Porn Star!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Blues\nTraveler, Will Rogers)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPay\nAttention to the Cartoon!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a Time in the land before time,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between Altered dimensions!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nafter time after time ad Nauseum!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between alpha and omega!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nperpetuity just in the Nick of time!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between all evanescence.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between random times!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between bad cartoons!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between Spacytimes.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between Neutrinos.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time Between Photons!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between Quarks!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time Between nodes!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between Blips!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nWaited For No man!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime,\nWas A Passing Blur!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime,\nWas In A Big Hurry!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nhad no Time to Rush!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime’s\nFuture was History!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nBegan, Upon Ending!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nWas, Swiss Coo-Coo!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nWas Over It Already!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nEnding Began Again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nlost was found again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nBegat time yet Again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nOnly Knew Oblivion;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\ncoming Round again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nNever Kept the Time!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nNever Had The Time!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nmade No Distinctions.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nwasn’t Late for dinner.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nwasn’t Merely History!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nwas Alpha and Omega.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nhad Moved On already!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBetwixt\nClinging To our Past!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nreliving our future again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWherever\nyou go there you are!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nis for those Who never watched!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEnough\nof the better Cartoons around!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nremains stranger than fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLaLa\nLand is moving to Washington.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nProfessional\nWrestling is never faked!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nTV Is Staged, Like Any Reality!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\ncomes around goes around again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHaunting\nthose who are already haunted!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAfter\nthey’ve exhausted all the alternatives!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nonce you have eliminated the impossible,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhatever\nRemains no matter how Improbable,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMust\nBe The Complete And Unvarnished Truth!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nStill Remains, Stranger Than Any Fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nNobody Can Even Agree On What’s Real!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAsk\nnot, what your local reality can do for you!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut,\ndid you book, the right vacation package?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\nA Vacation, Reality Never Mattered!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\nSerenity contentment is impossible.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\nAcceptance courage Is impossible!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\ncourage All Virtue Is Impossible!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\nwonder Curiosity Is impossible!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile\nin All the More Deviant cartoons!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf’n\nYa Don’t Know Where You’re Going!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPay\nMore Attention To The Stupid Cartoon!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Looney\nToons, Sherlock Holmes)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChickenshit\nChicken Thieves<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nSecret to Being a Big Kid, Master Yoda said,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nknowing your own Sweet Tooth for yourself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nthe many Flavors of life’s sweetness.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThat\neach Cloud has a Sweeter Silver Lining,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nknowing even the Vinegar can be sweet!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nwe accept whatever life offers.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\ntoo many sweets can Spoil the pot!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOften\nadults are quite bitter and sour,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOften\nAdults don’t laugh very often!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLearn\nhow to just say no to yourself,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nremembering to listen to yourself,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nremembering who you are Fooling!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nyou can’t steal an egg from a Chicken,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nWest Virginia, folks still say to this day,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"You\nain’t nothing if you ain’t a chicken thief!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Everybody\ngotta be a chickenshit chicken thief!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAll\nyou have to do to be a chickenshit chicken thief,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAll\nanyone has to do to embrace anyone’s chickenshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nto become the Sweet Child of God we were all born!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nto Nurture any courage to listen to your heart more often!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nto nurture good feelings in others everywhere we might go!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nThe Greatest of All Jedi Feels The Force Flow Through Him!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDrinking\nplenty of liquids, while indulging themselves less often!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThus\nhe remains regular! Never having to resort to harsh chemicals!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\ncaught unprepared by Dark Side, up shit creek without a paddle!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(George\nLucas, Jim Henson)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnother\nBrick in the Wall!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\ndon’t need no education,<br\/>\nWe don’t need no thought control,<br\/>\nNo\ndark sarcasm in the classroom,<br\/>\nTeachers leave those kids\nalone…<br\/>\nHey! Teachers! Leave those kids alone!<br\/>\nAll in all\nyou’re just another brick in the wall,<br\/>\nAll in all, you’re just,\nanother brick in the wall.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"Wrong,\ndo it again!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"If\nyou don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pudding!”<br\/>\n“How\ncan you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"You!\nYes, you behind the bike sheds, stand still laddy!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Pink\nFloyd original lyrics)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeter\nPiper’s Pickled Principles<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeter\nPiper Picked a Peck, of Pickled Peppers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nA\nPeck of Pickled Peppers Peter Piper Pickled!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nPeter Piper Pickled a Peck of Pickled Peppers,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere’s\nthe Peck of Pickled Peppers Peter Piper Picked?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFiercely\ncompetitive Piper lived for every new challenge!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHis\nlifelong ambition being to some day promote himself,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\na more Socially Acceptable level of gross incompetence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPondering,\nwhy so many say, half of life’s just showing up!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPatiently,\nand propitiously proceeding to put pen to paper!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPromoting\nhis Persnickety, Parsimonious, Pickled Peppers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOn\nsale now at a nearby, friendly, neighborhood Walmart!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThus\nIt Behooves Us All To Occupy Our, Proper, Place In Society!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nStriving To Attain Our Own Personal Level Of Incompetence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPostulating\nPreposterous Philosophical Propositions,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nProposing,\nPharmaceutical Psychological Principles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPondering,\nPunctiliously Pickling Powerful Points!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPausing\nto pick, another peck of pickled peppers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeter\nDecided What Occam Required Was A New Razor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThat\nWould Cut Both Ways, Much More Frequently!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst,\nDarwin and Maslow needed to get creative!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nWell of Souls<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nClouds\npart Vanishing into the haze,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRenewed\nClarity reveals moldy debris;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich cannot leave yet Escapes me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich cannot come back is with Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nmind wanders breathing sparkling air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCleaning\nmy house keeping busy outdoors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuietly\nfetching Water and chopping Wood;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGroundhog\nFoolishly tries to stare me down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTelling\nme to Buzz Off, in no uncertain terms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHolding\nIt’s Breath Time Weighs On The Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfuture far behind me the air breaths back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEffortlessly\noranges never did have to rhyme!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaster\nthe Art of Moving Slower Than Light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoing\nnowhere I encircle the entire universe,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nnothing apparently not quite nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nmemory acquires every expression!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe’s\nthe spark within which will never die;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerpetually\nliving on in one form or another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinite\nsiren chorus Haunting and beckoning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nimploring Each with personal messages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrating\neverything Anew in all her creations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlowing\nfrom the Well of Souls Down by the River!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nto Boldly Go Where None Has Gone Before!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nagain my heart soars gazing upon the eternal stars!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthat the only thing that I really Know is Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nRiver So Deep<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nIn the middle of the night,<br\/>\nI go\nwalking in my sleep,<br\/>\nFrom the mountains of faith,<br\/>\nTo a\nriver so deep!<br\/>\nI must be looking for something,<br\/>\nSomething\nsacred, that I lost!<br\/>\nSomething somebody stole!<br\/>\nSomething\nI’d never lose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nThe River Is Wide,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt’s\ntoo Hard to Cross!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nI Woke Up Wet!<br\/>\nIn the middle of the…<br\/>\nIn the middle of\nthe…<br\/>\nIn the middle of the…<br\/>\nRiver… sooo…\ndeep…..<br\/>\n(Billy Joel)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nAffordable\nPeace<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nInstant\ngratification is knowing,<br\/>\nMoney can buy you anything!<br\/>\nEven\nmomentary happiness,<br\/>\nIs much better than nothing.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDrink\nAll The Saltwater You Could Ever Want, But!<br\/>\nContentment Is only\nFor Those Who can Afford It.<br\/>\nPeace Seldom Remains Affordable for\nvery long!<br\/>\nOur Words Cost More with every passing year;<br\/>\nWhen\nA Nation Enjoys a nice Sense of humor!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHorses\ndrag manure through all their fields!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\na Country Loses its Sense of Humor!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nPolitics are no long a Laughing Matter!<br\/>\nHorses Bare Soldiers\nDown The Streets!<br\/>\nThere is No Greater Sickness on earth.<br\/>\nNo\nGreater Possible Disaster, Exists!<br\/>\nThan Losing, All Sense Of\nHumor!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nLosing All of Our Tempers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen,\nIgnoring More Horseshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen,\nSpouting More Bullshit!<br\/>\nBuying\nUnsatisfying Crap!<\/font><br\/>\nThat, Nobody Really Wants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nNobody Really Believes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat,\nNobody Actually Needs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCharging\nour words with Hate!<br\/>\nPoisoning the very ground itself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDebating\nthe Definition of Stupid!<br\/>\nFeeling incapable of ever stopping!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Those\nWho Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMindless\nMasses<\/font><br\/>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBeen\nLiving On Dreams and Nightmares,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nSo Long Now, Its Not Real!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nWhole Damned World;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMakes\nLess Sense Each Day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPeople\nmake less sense, every day!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife\nmakes less sense than it used to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nmake less sense to myself every day!<br\/>\nBut the idea of Actually\nDoing anything,<br\/>\nOther than Protesting Once in a Bluemoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nComplaining\nto total Idiots who never listen,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nAbsurd and completely out of the Question,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nthe truth Is the Last Thing any wants to Hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nthere is No Honesty In or out of court!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nThey Prefer To Scream off with their heads.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\ntaking people on Faith Requires Doubt.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nonly their own Nightmares and dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nOnly Whatever They All Care To Know.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhenever\ntotal Idiots call a sow’s ear a Silk Purse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthe idiots dismiss their own Contradictions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nHate Is The Only Thing They Care To Hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nits Fashionable to shout complete nonsense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nHate, Is Such a Terrible Thing to Waste.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nThey Seldom, Have Anything Good To Say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhen\nhate is the only thing any really care about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthe Idiots Pay to hear their own damn Lies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthey debate the correct way to suck an egg!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nstanding out in a crowd remains risky.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever,\nThey All Turn Their Heads Each Day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nclowns fight over who can scream loudest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthey’ll Argue over the definition of stupid!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nhearing the sound of Roaring silence:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining nobody is complaining!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining that no one ever listens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining they’re all complaining!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining its a dog eat dog world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining about prices increasing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining, nobody can be trusted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining money buys their trust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining nobody cares anymore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining about the price of trust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ndetermined to fight to the bitter end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering,\nwondering if they’ve yet wandered!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering,\nasking people to lie to them for free!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nAware that winning feels like losing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ndebating whether anybody has won!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nthey all try to Shout over each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nthey all complain None is Listening;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nlistening to the roaring silence echo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining they Hate to complain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining about Horrible service.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining Jesus has yet to return!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nComplaining nothing ever changes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nblaming anyone for their problems!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nunsure which way the wind blows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nThey Warn That The Sky is Falling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nThey Warn of Armageddon Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nyelling the World has gone Insane!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nthey all shout off with their heads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nwondering why they’re shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering,\nlooking for somebody to blame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nlooking for a reason to wander!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nlook for nonexistent solutions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nmobbing the fast food joints!<br\/>\nPrevents them, from running in\ncircles!<br\/>\nScreaming and shouting hysterically!<br\/>\nHonesty, is\nsuch a lonely word,<br\/>\nEveryone… Is… So… Untrue…<br\/>\nWhen\nthe haunting dreams and nightmares,<br\/>\nOf the pecking order of the\nMindless Masses,<br\/>\nAre the only reality that most have ever\nknown.<br\/>\n(Led Zeppelin, Billy Joel)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMoney\nBrains<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nThe problem is, Socrates said, its empire\nbaby,<br\/>\nAnd this train ain’t stopping until she derails!<br\/>\nMoney\nDoes All The Driving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nEveryone Else Ducks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNobody\nIs Fucking Steering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGold\nBrick On The Gas Pedal!<br\/>\nChained to the Damned Wheel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSeat-belts\nthat resemble shackles!<br\/>\nShotgun pointed first at the driver.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoors\nthat Don’t Open welded shut!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEveryone\ncarrying A Backup weapon!<br\/>\nStill everyone fights over the best\nseats!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEveryone\nscreaming off with their heads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nScreaming Different Directions.<br\/>\nMaking good Candidates\nImpossible to find.<br\/>\nAnd the available drivers often more\nReckless!<br\/>\nWhile the banks Line up in a cue on the Beltway!<br\/>\nAs\nreality TV becomes indistinguishable from life.<br\/>\nEveryone voting\nfor whoever advertises the most,<br\/>\nThe voters distrusting anyone\nthey’ve elected.<br\/>\nAcademics are doing most of the talking,<br\/>\nBut,\naccording to their own findings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNobody\nIs Ever Really Listening!<br\/>\nA quarter of Americans still\ninsist!<br\/>\nThe Sun revolves around the Earth!<br\/>\nOver half Debate\nwords like children!<br\/>\nMoney Brains are a complete\noxymoron!<br\/>\nThat’s somehow simultaneously Redundant!<br\/>\nThe\nredundant oxymoron of money on the brain!<br\/>\nWhere every sad clown\nin this pathetic lowbrow town,<br\/>\nAlways gets paid, according to\njust how big their fat ass is!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOnly\nThe Good Die Young<\/font><br\/>\n<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThose\nWho Shovel Crap Downhill,<br\/>\nNever Require Any silly\nExcuses.<br\/>\nKeeping Interminably Long Lists!<br\/>\nOf Who Should be\nat the very Top.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\nwhom to Exclude In the Middle;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nOn Rock Bottom Of Every Heap!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nthe real enemy of my best Friend.<br\/>\nNever tolerating, any Neutral\nParties.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSeldom\ntolerate Reminders of failures.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\ntolerating Anyone’s Intolerance!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRemembering\nwho to give Crap to next.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to make your Mark in this world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to avoid anyone Stomping on you!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to Remember just when to hold Em.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to remember who to Run away from!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to remember who is Easily Distracted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to Avoid the Worst wrath of Mob Rule!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to Claim Any Sanity, In this Mad World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nThose Who Still Prefer to Shovel Crap Uphill,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRemain\ntwo punch lines ahead of the competition.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEasily\nDistracting Them, With Smoke And Mirrors.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThus,\nEnsuring They Seldom See Anything Coming!<br\/>\nYou must be smarter\nthan A Damned Chicken to comprehend shoveling crap.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nsee patterns Hidden within the Madness of crap always rolling\ndownhill!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\ncomprehend why they all persist in running In Endless Circles\nScreaming!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nknow when they are more than ready and willing to attack anything\nliving.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nbe able to hear what they’re saying beneath All Their Indignant\nComplaints.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nbe able to make predictions based on their nonstop Meaningless\nComplaints!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPredicting\nwhich way the Wind Blows and which way crap will roll Downhill next.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhich\nis why only the Good Die Young whenever chickens go on memory alone.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEternally\nDwelling In The Past, Indignant Chickens Seldom Have A\nFuture!<br\/>\nSacrificing the future of their own Children in the name\nof some ideology!<br\/>\nEven their own children Abandoning everything\nthey stand for en mass!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSacrificing\ntheir personal integrity they throw All Caution to the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nButterflies\nare free but many insist on becoming Moths To the Flame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSwilling\nDown Saltwater they will all Make Themselves Throw Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBurning\nthe candle at both ends, Then Deny Igniting Any Flames!<br\/>\nFor\nreality Without dreams remains every chicken’s Nightmare!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nDreams bereft all reality are but worse liberal Fantasies!<br\/>\nStay\nawake too long your Whimpering Fools all Hallucinate!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStay\nasleep too long and their nightmares will haunt them!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHalf\nAsleep at the wheel planting both Feet In the Grave!<br\/>\nIf I Cancel\ntomorrow the Undead may thank me Today!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nI but cancel yesterday they can thank me tomorrow!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nI but close my eyes I would see the Blinding Light!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nI puncture my eardrums I would hear the Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlessed\nLiquid Courage at the Bottom of a Bottle,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMagic\nIncantations To Ward Off the Darkness.<br\/>\nTomorrow, and Tomorrow,\nand Tomorrow!<br\/>\nCreeps in this petty pace from day to day,<br\/>\nTo\nthe last syllable of recorded time;<br\/>\nAnd all our yesterdays have\nlighted fools,<br\/>\nThe way to dusty death. Out, out, brief\ncandle!<br\/>\nLife’s but a walking shadow… a poor player…<br\/>\nThat\nstruts and frets his hour upon the stage,<br\/>\nAnd, then, is heard no\nmore… It is a tale…<br\/>\nTold by an idiot, full of sound and\nfury,<br\/>\nSignifying…… Nothing.<br\/>\nFlying in the\nface of your prophets,<br\/>\nI mock all of your morality plays!<br\/>\nThe\nmoon is red, and bleeding!<br\/>\nThe sun is burnt… and\nblack!<br\/>\nThe book of life… yet silent!<br\/>\nThere Is No Turning\nBack!<br\/>\nFor any self-respecting chicken Pride goeth before the\nfall!<br\/>\nShamefully fallen from grace they roll Crap faster\ndownhill!<br\/>\nRight over their Own children and anybody else in\ntheir way!<br\/>\nLiving their own worst Nightmare while praying for a\nmiracle,<br\/>\nAnything that might save them from their own mindless\nmasses,<br\/>\nForgetting that every Ugly Duckling’s Fate is to become\nthe Swan!<br\/>\nOnly the good die young, still waiting for a tomorrow\nthat never comes!<br\/>\n(Billy Joel, Shakespeare)<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTubular\nBoob Tube Boobs<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy no one knows, how to use a stupid dictionary!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy they forever agree to disagree about agreeing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy they’ll debate, the correct way to suck an egg.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWondering\nif compulsive liars, may actually lie to themselves.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWondering\nwho are the more tubular boobs on the boob tube!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhat victory would mean to the seven blind men;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy victory goes, to the biggest liar among them!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif there ever was, any intelligent life around here!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwho are the tubular boob tube losers on the tube!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy I’ve got 13 channels of crap, to choose from.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nhow many boobs tune into all the tubular boobs!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwho are the actual losers if there are no winners.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy their grandmother, never set them straight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWonder\nif any of the flaming idiots were actually breast fed.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy the idiots, keep arguing over total bullshit.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif they’ve had an original thought in their lives!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif they’d know the truth if it bit them in the ass.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif the tubular boob tubes actually have nipples!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy all the idiots believe they know anything!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif they can plug the tube right into your brain!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwho might be, the slimiest slime on the video!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif boob tube brains could be an improvement!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif a lobotomy, would be simpler and cheaper!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy flaming idiots give a crap about bullshit.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif anybody can tell what are the commercials!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy nobody ever calls them on their bullshit.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy the idiots all repeat their own nonsense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy they debate, who is actually important!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy why so few, say what they’re thinking!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif any of them, actually has a point to make.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif I want to know what they’re all thinking!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nhow the human species survived this long.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhere in the hell, all this might be leading.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy, they don’t know what they’re doing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy, anybody seems to care if they know.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy, boob tubes all have so many boobs!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy nobody knows what they’re doing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy they all pretend to know anything!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy there seem to be no easy answers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy there’s so much crap on the tube!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy everybody always makes a fuss!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwho are the boobs on the boob tube?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy nobody really has the answers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy, everybody keeps on shouting!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhat the hell any of it might mean!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nWhy Can’t We All Just Get Along?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy, life makes no damned sense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwho actually pays for all the crap!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy the boob tube only has crap!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nWho Is The Slime On The Video?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nthere’s nobody home, but us chickens!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nConfusing\nourselves with our own shadows!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEasily\nconfused by anything anywhere we go.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPanicking,\nscreaming like a sheltered little girl!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHurting\nyourself throwing yet another tantrum!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHiding\ninside from everyone like a scared rabbit.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlaming\nanyone everything and anything handy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPanicking,\nlike a door mouse, at the drop of a hat!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHunting\npeople, like the wicked witch of the west.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHaunting\nthem all, drugging up the past yet again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJudging\neveryone and everything you can imagine!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBeating\nup everyone like the worst bully you know!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBusy\nattempting, to think your way out of each trap!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPecking\naway at everything just for something to do!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlaming\nthe Fates for the winter of your own despair!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPicky-picky,\nis just too picky for anyone who is picky!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPretending\nnothing from nothin’ ain’t somethin’ to us!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPosturing\nas if we are models and famous movie stars!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPosturing,\npondering how best to posture for posterity!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsanity\nis for little people, without any common sense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nnobody ever sells it, it can’t possibly be worth buying!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nnobody ever buys any they must be selling something!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGuilt\nis a terrible thing to waste, on a guilt ridden world!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWords\nare a waste of time when you go round in circles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPersistence\nof memory matters more with your feelings.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFantasizing\nabout meeting, the one and only right one!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFantasizing\nabout stomping your enemy into the dirt,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFantasizing\nabout becoming your own greatest hero!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPut\non my blue suede shoes as I boarded the plane!<br\/>\nAnd touched down\nin the land of the Delta Blues,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\ndrenched, in the middle of the pouring rain!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYeah,\nI got a first class ticket, but I’m as blue,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n As\nany boy or girl in the world might possibly be!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nI’m walking in Memphis…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWalking\nmy feet ten feet off of Beale!<br\/>\nWalking in Memphis! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\ndo I really feel the way I feel?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSaw\nThe Ghost of Elvis….On Union Avenue,<br\/>\nFollowed him up to\nthe gates of Graceland,<br\/>\nThen I watched him walk right\nthrough!<br\/>\nNow security, they did not see him…<br\/>\nThey just\nhovered ’round his tomb.<br\/>\nBut, there’s a pretty little\nthing,<br\/>\nWaiting for the King,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDown\nin the Jungle Room!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWalking\nin Memphis!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\ndo I really feel the way I feel?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nI’m walking in Memphis,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWalking\nmy feet ten feet off of Beale!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNow\nMuriel plays piano,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEvery\nFriday at the Hollywood,<br\/>\nAnd they brought me down to see her,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAsked\nme if I would, do a little number,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nI sang with all my might!<br\/>\nShe said "Tell me are you a\nChristian child?"<br\/>\nAnd, I said "Ma’am, I am tonight!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Frank\nZappa, Marc Cohn)<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBig\nBird’s Big Lie Detector<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPolitics\nIs Business-As-Usual, If None Listens!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWearing\nEarplugs and Dark Shades at Night!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nPrince of Lies never opens his own eyes,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSeldom\nBothers To listen with his own ears!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\nonly liars can Reform All the Liars.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\nall Lairs Are seldom to be Trusted!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTrust\nis never to be Associated with People!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nI scream Loudest is more meaningful.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nI Say Once, twice, three times Is True!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverybody\nknows its a Dog-eat-dog world!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLoopy\ntemporal loops Avoid eating quiche.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nyou repeat a big enough lie often enough!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHumpty\nDumpty died going over the Wall!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLicking\nsome of the egg yoke off their faces,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDrooling\ndogeatdogs hump Dumpty’s legs!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLies\nare the only thing protecting any truth.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\npaying it forward is the only reward!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nmoon landings were faked with cheese!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFlourish\nof Hands Blue Smoke and Mirrors!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIdiots\nwill start to believe anything you say!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nyou merely repeat yourself often enough!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\neveryone must always lie to them!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCareful\nto put more inflection in their voice;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDefending\nThe Truth At All Cost, With Lies!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAsk\nnot what any mere truth can do for you.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nhow do you stop the truth from hurting?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDo\nthe lies hurt worse than the stupid truth?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nTruth is always about Personal sacrifice!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPatriotism\nis Voting For anyone Advertising.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nwhoever advertises the most wins!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThinking\nfor yourself only brings Confusion.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLoving\nlies make the whole world go Round!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWalmart\nlow taxes, love, Lies, and a shotgun.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBanging\nyour heads Against the Nearest wall.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRunning\nin Circles Screaming the Entire Time.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSame\nold Same old never stops going around!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThinking\nis dangerous if lies are all you know,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nonly the most contentious ever win!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEven\nremembering the Stupid Crap can be dangerous!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBullshit\nAlways leading to more of the same bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBullshit,\nstill Piling Up Higher than Mount Everest!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBullshit\nabout calling each other on their bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nIts illegal To Vote For Mickey Mouse!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nNobody Predicted the Mickey Mouse Club.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNot\na single soul predicting any of the Bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNot\na single soul had a clue what they’re doing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHollywood\nwriters could not Make this shit Up.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\npresident cut the mass media a deal on rent!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUniversities\nteaching Vaudeville History lessons.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMathematicians\nearning new Degrees in Bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJokes\nclassified as, Vital To The National Defense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLaLa\nLand has already moved to Washington DC!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFox\nNews Publishing A People’s History of the US.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to all foam at the mouth from the pulpit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to Scream Bloody murder from a stump.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to ensure you only hear what you want!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to Spout Smack using any mass media!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to Dismiss Anything anyone else says,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to point the finger of blame at others!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager they all Scream off with their heads!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to dismiss anybody else’s concerns.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nwho you hate by this are you truly known!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\njust how Low you are all willing to stoop!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\nquick you are to insist you Don’t Make Mistakes!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\nfrequently you still shoot yourselves in the foot!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHis\npublic becoming Obsessed with all the Big Lies!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBig\nLies destroying the social fabric of the country.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBig\nLies threatening to Ruin the Big Bird’s career!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nBig Bird decided to buy a fancy Cellphone!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWith\nthe latest and greatest A.I. Lie Detector!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAdded\nto the formidable security features!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nShinier\nthan even irradiated Gemstones!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMore\nExpensive than Steve Job’s Watch!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNobody\ncould defeat its security system!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWith\nits unhackable quantum encryption!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nComplicated… It Was Almost Like A Real Person!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTired\nof being accused of being a commie.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBig\nBird’s Phone refused to work for liars!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBig\nBird’s phone Censored out all the liars!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWarning\nhim to never talk to stranger Liars.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nProgrammed\nto only Work if he was happy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\njudge bellowed that he was in contempt!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInformed\nhim he had no right to any privacy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\ncourt found him guilty of being unhappy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDemanded\nproof his jokes were not Classified!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDemanded\nproof he was never an evil commie!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDemanded\nProof he didn’t Know any Russians!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDemanded\nthat he unlock his sparkly cellphone!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDemanded\nproof he didn’t know Mickey Mouse!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFrightened\nby the thought of becoming a jail bird!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nBig Bird agreed to inhale laughing gas instead.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHence,\nsparing the taxpayers unnecessary expenses!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst\ncareful to avoid creating panic among his fans!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nthe phone had the latest and greatest A.I. available,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInforming\nthe judges that although he might be laughing,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nbig guy was only smiling because his heart was breaking.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCall\nsomeplace Libertarian Paradise and you can kiss it goodbye!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Eagles,\nMuppets)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nRainbows\nof Beautiful Words<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nparadox of our existence defying any attempts at explanation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWords\ncan never be false when truer words can never be spoken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe bullshit that can be spoken of is merely more bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgos\ntry to own words as if they were all just private property!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nsurrendering to our words we can set them Free at last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nbeautiful words can all defy unbalanced gravity herself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHanging\nsuspended mid-air they encourage us all to Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwords alone escape me by my merely telling the truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nour uglier words all fall straight through the floor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nmore predictable words of hate, anger, and sorrow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWill\nall return that much faster to their singular source!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nour words to Fly With the Birds they have to sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nset your words Free to speak for themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nheart alone may lend any Words new meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nhearts alone can Interpret their true Meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nI tell people if they Want their words To Sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nthey want their words to float On the Breeze!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nmust learn how to set their screams free.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nall singing is about controlled screaming.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbest Singers delighting in their screams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(As\nmuch as anything else that might come out of their mouths)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nproviding them, with new opportunities to sing something!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyour words don’t come from your heart they cannot quite sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nall of our Hearts may Sing never uttering a single sound!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nauthentic Birds gotta Fly, Fish gotta Swim!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nthe Rest Are All Born to Fall On Their Butt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nbecause they merely have nothing better to do;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nbecause they Desire it and own it for themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nSet Themselves Free Just to Do, Be, and Become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nYour Words Never Do Seem to Come Easily To You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou struggle all the time to get the words to come out.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nYou Can Never Quite Express, How You Actually Feel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPractice\nRunning Round in circles screaming and shouting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBouncing\noff one another Pretending we’re made of Rubber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRediscover\nFor Yourself, What Gentle Laughter Is All About!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nAm A Warrior Of The Rainbow, Speaking Beautiful Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwould look, act, and speak the part harmoniously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nspeak the words all wish to speak from their Heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthe best of their idiosyncratic capacity, and desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nshall fight the Truth of my words no more forever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nBeautiful Words That Can Break the Spell.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRainbow\nWarrior words being Authentic means:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSet\nyour love free and your words will follow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreeing\nyour Mind all might free their Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHonoring\nour words Setting them Free at last.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHonoring\nwords as having a life of their Own,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHonoring\nourselves hence Inspiring ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHonoring\nour words, by never clutching Them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nAs Beautiful Both Outside As In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nwho we are deep in our own Hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nallowing even God to come between Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nallowing anything to define who we are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nto become as we wish others to see us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nmerely to become all that we might be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nTo Dance Higher Upon The Stairway To Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nonly to Inspire ourselves before Others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nto help one Another set themselves free!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTestifying\nto the Triumphs of the road less taken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTestifying\nto the Rainbow Family’s Greatest Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTestifying\nto the Triumphant Power of our Voices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRighteous\nRainbow Warriors Rise To The Occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nto the occasion, add your words to our voices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nTo The Occasion Rediscover Your Own Voices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nTo The Occasion, Speak For Those Who Have No Voice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate the Power of our stupid poetry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate the Truth beyond all mortal ken;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate what each other may accomplish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate the Ugly Duckling’s good fortune.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate the songs in anyone’s loving heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nActualize!\nThe potential of our one shared Greater Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nspark of life yet abides within the mother of all voids,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nthough all my life I’ve never known if there is a God,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\ncan honestly say the only thing I know is I know nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPretty\nSurprised myself to Discover anyone is still listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ndelightfully beautiful Rainbow Warrior words within me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeautiful\nwords expressing what can never be put into words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nthe faces of God whisper promenading around me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNamaste,\nNamaste, Namaste I celebrate the universe within me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThough\nonce I was blind now I see, an amazing grace follows me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRainbows\nof beautiful words accompanying me wherever I may go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowed\nby mama’s delightful silent laughter, lilting in the distance…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHumble\nPie<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCalculators\nDon’t Have Any Real Brains,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nBrains Are Not Simple Calculators!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nAre Called a Self-organizing System!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomething\ncomputers still Can’t manage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMore\nlike a Garden than mere calculators!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nWhat we’re Rooted next to matters.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nany Sprouts require extra attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nare what you eat as much as anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nyou drink can be what you think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nyou think can be what you drunk,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nYou eat Becomes what You thunk.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nyou think becomes what you ain’t!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nenvironment and Experience shaping us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\ngenetic inheritances being quite different.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nAnything Can Feed Your Head For You.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nyou feed It yourself Becomes Everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nyou Put In Decides who you become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nyou take Out decides who you’re not!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nanything Can Influence who you become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nmuch Sleep you get can become important.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nmuch time you spend Sitting On your Brain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nmuch time you spend Staring at a Boob Tube!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nmuch Exercise you get Makes a Big Difference!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwithout any Heart who you are never did matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrains\nwithout your heart is taking a shot in the Dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrains\nrunning on auto-pilot is the Boob Tube left on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHang\nyour head because you already lost the Game!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwho we are disappears down the rabbit hole!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nbrain without a heart and a heart bereft a brain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe story of “Somewhere Over The Rainbow!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nThe Great And Powerful Wizard of Oz!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReminds\nEveryone to Be true Like Pinocchio!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nourselves One Another and mama nature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nany lights left on could be Confusing You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemaining\nas faithful as possible to our Heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nlearn how to listen to the sounds of silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwhen our own silent voice is Loudest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nhow to Listen harder to our heart’s Desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nhow to Become as Humble As Humble Pie!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nhow to laugh at ourselves again like a child!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nhow to Truly Live again inside our own skin.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nonly then could all still listen to their own heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthen may we All Know what it is that we want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nHeart sings their own uniquely Beautiful Songs.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthen can we possibly Hear what Our Hearts say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthen would we Hear what our hearts are Singing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthen may we all become humble enough to Listen,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble might we Learn to ask Questions;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are Humble might our Words mean anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble could we Recognize The Answers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble could We Hear More Than Noises!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble can our heart Sing Beautiful Songs.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble might anybody Hear us crying out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble might we accept any Real Answers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble would another Embrace our Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble Could our path Have Real Meaning,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we’re humble Could anyone Know a damned thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif humble might all wisely Choose the path they’re on.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nIf We Are Humble Can We Avoid Falling In the Ditch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif Humble might all Embrace the Paradox of Existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif humble would anybody know what humility means.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble could all Rediscover the World anew.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nwhen humble might anyone even Listen to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif humble, would Archimedes himself move the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nwhen humble might we all Learn to embrace ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif humble could anyone ever hope to learn the answers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif humble may real answers actually have any meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nupon a time and Far Away Buddha was asked to speak!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthey begged him to speak to a crowd that had gathered;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilently\nwalking out On Stage displaying a single lotus flower.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nsome in the audience became enlightened by his Silence,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDetermined\nto follow him everywhere for the rest of their days!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDedicated\nthemselves to silently spreading his greatest message!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npurest utterance of unspeakable ignorant wisdom and virtue,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe Smallest amongst them could break the spell by Laughing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nChild within us all who can always easily laugh at Themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich our own Humanity Might Accept and embrace, or reject;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncapable\nof being rejected forever by any.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nchild of God everyone Knows they are,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nperson who is Content to be themselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nany and all words to possibly convey,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nanything modern science can quantify.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOther\nthan to say humbling to say the very least,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nbe the parading faces of Papa’s amazing grace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nJust\nSay No!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n \n<\/p>\n\nNancy\nReagan’s “Just Say No” to drugs campaign,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWas\nironic for many of the Rainbow Family hippies,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nnormally teach their children from a young age,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHow\nTo: Just Say No! That’s Not OK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nwalk away… Just Walk Away,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nNobody ever bothers to listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nCould make another Listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnless\nfirst listening To their heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou can still Find Anybody Home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nlisten to your Heart when you can.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nnone else could ever Listen for you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nno one else has the exact Same heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\ntwo can see everything the same Way.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\ntwo people Hear what is said the Same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nThree Stooges slapstick can’t compete with reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEveryone\nPoking each other in the eye and shouting louder!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nleaves everybody still around deaf, dumb, and blind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhich\nis why its flat out impossible to pop God’s Bubble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nReality Remains Stranger Than Even Steven King.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReality\nTV is a bad imitation of Professional Wrestling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nInternet Trolls, Are Always Vaudeville Rejects!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncan’t make anybody pay Attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncan’t Force anyone to pay attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nactually forces another to be loving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\ncan pressure themselves to be loving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nmay ever compel another to be loving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nis never anything mortals May Control!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nis beyond even all the modern sciences.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSee\nfor yourself if you really don’t believe it.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGo\nahead call yourself any Horrible Things.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBang\nyour head against a wall repeatedly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHopefully\na Headache is all that you get!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlame\nyourself for anything You Want.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nScream\nas loud as you can at yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nwill just make yourself go horse.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nwill merely Frustrate Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPunishing\nyourself seldom works!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nI tell Those who ask my advice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFoolish\nenough to keep on Asking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Who\nwon’t take no For an Answer!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Who\nacknowledge Stupid answers!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSave\npunishment for when it works!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSave\nmore of your carrots and sticks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBegin\nseeking out Viable alternatives.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBegin\nwith Examining The big Picture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCartoon\nlogic frequently works for me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nMost Popular Bullshit Fuzzy Logic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nClass, No Style, No Brainer Bullshit Kung Fu!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n Running\nround screaming and shouting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecome\na sweet child instead of childish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nat least they may get a little exercise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbetter Cartoons contain some Wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nBetter cartoons can make anyone think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGood\nFor their hearts as well as discovering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nExactly\nWhom Amongst Them Never Listens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nCan Pick Your Friends,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(You\ncan pick your friend’s nose if they’ll let you)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut\nnone among us ever pick and Choose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTheir\nRelatives much less who is listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nour hearts alone do all the listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nReally just allowing our hearts to listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRather\nthan everybody screaming, “I Can’t Hear You!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\ncan all suppress our internal yammering,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnore\nyour ego’s endless nonstop blathering,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill\nour Awareness itself is the heart listening.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOpen\nhearts and minds may see and hear it all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\nabiding heart puts up with All the Bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nreally listening it learns what can be ignored,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nlistening to everything it can ignore anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nallow Others who like to Fight all the time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nallow those who Never will learn to be still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nallow total idiots who don’t bother to Listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\ncome between you and your Own beating Heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nthen there will only be two of you not Listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBoth\nonly running in circles screaming and shouting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nwhich case its better if you Stop Talking altogether.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOccasionally\nits much better to stop talking altogether.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\noften best to admit you disagree about Disagreeing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho refuse to listen to their hearts refuse to hear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho complain nonstop can seldom be comforted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho Refuse to taste the sweetness taste Bitterness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho always Refuse to open their eyes see nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nrefusing To Share their words are seldom satisfied.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho Rationalize everything seldom share laughter.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho do not touch Themselves remain untouchable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho refuse to feel any warmth feel only bitter Cold.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho Refuse to ever listen have little to offer anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho never stop talking are never worth listening to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwielding words as weapons reject silence as Golden.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho seldom laugh at themselves clutch their Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nrefusing to laugh more often seldom Learn to be still.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho Laugh at everybody else always fall on their ass.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho laugh all the time never hear silent explanations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nloving Gods would ask any to undertake the impossible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nloving Gods would force everyone to all Love each other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nloving Gods ever stopped People from Loving each other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nloving Gods would command everyone to love each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnow\nthat Habits are the end of real honesty and compassion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHabits\nare the beginning of Real Suffering and total confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHabits\nare the lights left on whenever no one is Actually home;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nSay No! To Ego ever coming between you and your heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nSay No! To egos Forever goading their mindless zombies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nSay No! To egos attempting to Force everybody to listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHabits\nare one of those things you should want to minimize!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDon’t\nhang around with fools pushing more Habits on you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInstead,\nI encourage everybody to embrace Cartoon Logic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsame Bullshit Fuzzy Logic every toddler relies upon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nrun round in circles screaming and shouting for Fun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nclowning around Becoming Whosoever we desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nat least expressing some of their frustration Safely!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEmbrace\nThe Clowns and Artists We All Really Are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOccasionally\nlaughter actually is the best medicine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDo\nit in your mind if you can’t find enough room!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDo\nin your heart and your heart will sing along!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nalive can actually Tickle their own fancy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListening\nis simply another Gift we can give!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nyourself first or you’ve missed the point.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnlightenment\nbeing listening to yourself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nWord of Caution about Just Saying No!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nkilled my master Socrates merely for asking questions,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nkilled an old man for expressing a gentle sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nToday\neven the courts demand people testify against themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncan’t believe anything angry idiots say.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRegardless\nof How Persuasive They Can Be.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRegardless\nof how Big their crocodile smiles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto your Heart Instead and you’ll know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nfor the Silent Victory of the truth inside!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nfor the Silent Explanation inside and out;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nfor your heart to embrace Golden Silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnore\nany chattering Silent Voices in your head!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nwasted life cause instant karma Gonna Getcha.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLearn\nto Ignore what you know is worth ignoring!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto your heart’s acceptance and You’ll Know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto your heart and you’ll Learn how to know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nTo What Can’t Be Heard By The Human Ear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto that which is ultimately beyond all Words;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto what no one else can ever Tell you Clearly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto the Sincere Silence within and you’ll know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nto Just Say No that’s Not OK and Walk Away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nrun as fast as you can before the crap hits the fan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMany\ncan actually think faster on their own two feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nmight be Surprised What’s possible if Necessary,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nnecessary running in circles screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUntil\nyou fall down on your knees humbled or laughing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nViolence Remains The Last Resort Of The Incompetent.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\neveryone you’ll ever Know is born to fall on their butt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho use violence more often to prove their Competence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nseldom learn to Just Say No! And walk away if none listens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nlistening to the silence they seldom hear what anybody says!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHaving\njoined the swelling ranks of Babylon’s mindless walking dead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n(Isaac\nAsimov)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPearls\nof Wisdom<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPrayers\nto God in Heaven May Yet Invigorate,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n(Assuming,\nThere Is Such A Person And Place!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nWe All Possess Whatever It Is We Might Require!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nLaugh, Dance, and Sing Whenever We So Desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nJump For Joy Again Doing Own Special Dance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nlife’s blessings take you by surprise again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nLosing your shirt, health, or loved ones,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBetrayed\nby your own Heart left holding the bill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPants\ndown Ashamed with your ass hanging out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnable\nto even stand the smell of your own Farts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nyour worst nightmare follow you around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverything\nthat could ever go Wrong goes wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo-called\nfriends turn on you the first opportunity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nyour lifelong dreams disdainfully crushed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nyour Family have now chosen to disown you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nyou want to Give Up and throw in the towel.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou just feel like Curling Up in a ball on the floor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyour life begins to feel like Your own Private Hell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nlife becomes Just another burden instead of Living.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTry\nrunning in circles while screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nyour mind if you can’t get away with it anywhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThrowing\nyour arms in the air and jumping all about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBouncing\noff everything like some Cartoon character!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDodging\nand weaving to escape all the evil bad guys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCussing\nlike a sailor shaking your Fist at the heavens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPatiently\nexplaining Epistemology to the nearest wall.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBlurting\nrandom noises like a recording at high speed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPretending\nto Chase your own tail as if eager to bite it.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowling\nat the Moonlight upon a midsummer’s night!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesperately\nseeking Cover behind the smallest objects.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nfrom insidious alien-anal-probe-mind-control.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nto always cover your Ass anyway that you can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChasing\nimaginary butterflies drifting upon the breeze!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurprising\nmany when we seldom cry or become upset.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmatter how Worthless you judge another’s laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\npossessed of gentle laughter laugh more sincerely.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContributing\nthe easily amused naive charms and graces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nAny Universally Beloved Child Of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhoever\nyou are or whatever you Want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncan stand me up by the gates of Hell,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\ndespite whatever might work for you,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nknow what’s Right and I got Just one life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nknow what matters deep in my own heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nwon’t back down no I can never back down.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nI’ll keep on Laughing, singing, and dancing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\naround circles screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnjoying\nmy life all alone if that’s how it has to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwith whoever might happen to desire to join me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwithout ever needing to know how I know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGentle\nlaughter Remains one of those rare few things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreventing\nthis old world from dragging us all down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nPriceless treasures are our pearls of wisdom,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nhumor is wondrous whenever given away freely,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe only thing we know is we know nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Tom\nPetty)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPoetry\nPets<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOur\ncollective ignorance is truly stupendous!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMe,\nmyself, and I wholeheartedly agree upon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMuddy\nwaters may yet possess Untold depths!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe really Stupid Crap that can be spoken of.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nkind we all tend to Easily forgive and Forget.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nnever to be confused with the enduring bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nIs Why Our Poetry Pets,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpress\nOur Collective Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nare one thing we can agree upon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSaying\njust about everything and nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPets\nsans all the usual interminable debates!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLowest\nof Lowbrow Three Stooges Slapstick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\neach must remain true to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSaying\nnothing yet leaving nothing unsaid!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\npoetry pets prefer to roam the earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOccupying\nentirely new linguistic niches,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuietly\nStalking any library bathrooms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPoetry\npets all being cunning linguists.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnormous\nGins like the Cheshire Cat.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nMore Boxes Than Schrodinger!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nEyes Sparkle In the Daylight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreening\nand Coughing Fur Balls.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPurring\nInnocently Like a kitten.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContently\nTwitching Long Tails.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGrinning\nInanely As If They Were Harmless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPosing\nFor the Passing Tourists.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPatiently\nWait For Days On End.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPracticing\nAll Their easier Moves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBruce\nLee School Of Potty Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlinging\nZingers, With Casual Ease!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHitting\nHome With Every Big Groan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDrooling\nIdiot, Adult Potty Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTasteless\nAncient Asian Mysticism!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nJokes\nOlder, Than Even Stone Henge!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nClass, No Style, No Brainer, Bullshit Kung Fu!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nare the recognized Masters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCapable\nof slinging countless zingers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTwist\nyour Brain into a Funky pretzel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMind-bending\nmental judo and aikido.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEncourage\nYoga masters to walk away.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nRender Zen Masters Unconscious.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlinging\nBullshit with the Best of Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClueless\nas to what is considered funny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPotty\nhumor Etiquette having few rules!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\neven inspiring mass hysteria!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\ninspiring madmen and saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nEven Inspiring Schizophrenia!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\ninspiring more mindless mobs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nAncient School, Of Bull With Diarrhea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nHeard Somethings Cannot Be Unheard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSomethings\nyou only wish you could forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomethings\nyou only wish were Forgettable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nyou cross your eyes in total Disbelief;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShake\nyour Damned head and climb the walls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTurn\naround and Walk away as Fast as you can.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthere is nowhere on earth you can Run!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nthere’s No hope of ever Forgetting that one.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaving\nyou speechless and Wishing you were deaf!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nif there is still any Hope left for humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nif medicine Could Someday provide a cure.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nIf You’ll Ever Dare to Read Anything Again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nwhat you could Possibly have done to Deserve This!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nToo Well Aware There’s Just No Damned Justice In This World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurvival\nhas nothing to do with how fast you can run away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nPoetry pets are the End Of all common sense and Sanity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nthe slightest good sense and taste as well as All Reason;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nVictory\ncan only be achieved by complete and total Surrender!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nthe rubber meets the asphalt but smells even Worse.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nyou’d swear you Smell sulfur or week old dead fish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nsomething you once ate that inspired everyone to Throw Up.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGagging\nand Coughing while desperately searching for fresh air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpressing\nNo Sympathy or Compassion Whatsoever for Anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrehistoric\nPoetry Pets, Which Little Kids Still Reinvent To This Day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nremain the Self-evident Truth that even modern science can’t\ndeny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nMother Nature’s love is irresistible, but she has a wicked\nsense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nAll\nShe Wants to Do is Dance!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLady\nJustice May Not Have Always Been Legally Blind,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut,\nShe Never Forgot, How To Count All Her Change!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile,\nThey’re Reinventing The Dictionary,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning\nAll Their Bridges Upon Her Scales,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance, Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCensors\nDefining Reality, Since I Don’t Know When,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMolotov\nCocktails, The Local Drink,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do is Dance, Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nMix ‘Em Up Right, In The Kitchen Sink,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCrazy\nPeople, Walkin’ Round,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWith\nBlood In Their Eyes,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance, Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWild-Eyed\nConstitution Wavers,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nAin’t Afraid To Die,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nAll She Wants To Do Is, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nAll\nShe Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nMake Romance…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShe\nCan’t Feel The Heat,<br\/>\nComin’ Off The Street……<br\/>\nShe,\nWants To Party, Ooooh!<br\/>\nShe Wants To Get Down Ooooh!<br\/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span>All\nShe Wants To Do Is… All She Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWell\nThe Government Bugged The Men’s Room,<br\/>\nIn The Legal Library\nDowntown,<br\/>\nAnd, All She\nWants To Do Is Dance, Dance!<\/font><br\/>\nTo Keep The Boys From\nSpreading,<br\/>\nAll The Fake News They Can Scrounge,<br\/>\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYeah,\nBut That Don’t Keep The Blockchain,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n From\nMakin’ A Buck Or Two…<br\/>\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance, Dance!<\/font><br\/>\nThey Can Still Sell\nThe Russians All The Fake News They Can Use,<br\/>\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do Is… All She Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nMake Romance……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWell,\nWe Barely Make The Airport, For The Last Plane Out…<br\/>\nAs We\nTaxied Down The Runway, I Could Hear The People Shout!<br\/>\nThey\nSaid, "Don’t Come Back Here Yankee"… But, If I Ever\nDo…<br\/>\nI’ll Bring More\nLawyers, ‘Cause All She Wants To Do, Is Dance!<\/font><br\/>\nAnd\nMake Romance… Never Mind The Heat, Comin’ Off The Street!<br\/>\nShe\nWants To Party, Ooooooh! She Wants To Get Down, Ooooooh!<br\/>\nAll\nShe Wants To Do Is, All She Wants To Do Is Dance! And make romance…<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Don\nHenley)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nExistentialist\nNightmares<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\nMy\nExistentialist Nightmares Are All So Damned Pointless!<br\/>\nStupid\nSubconscious, Poking Fun At My Conscious Mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDelighting,\nIn Watching Me Squirm, Like A Worm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nConstantly\nAttempting To Get A Rise Out Of Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPlaying\nits endless Stupid Games of peek-a-boo!<br\/>\nTake That! You\nOverbearing, Conscious Mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrying\nto Tell All the Rest of Us What To Do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nCould Also Shoot Yourself In The Foot;<br\/>\nYou May As Well Kick\nYourself In The Ass.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRound\nHere, What Comes Around Goes Around Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSometimes\nRight Back In Your Stupid Face!<br\/>\nYour doubts all transformed into\ncertainties.<br\/>\nYour Certainties Become All the less Certain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nfuture’s finally reconciled with the past!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nwarranty seems to have already expired.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\ncredit cards appear to have been rejected.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nRide, Appears To Have Left Without You.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nGolden Parachute Is Really Made Of Lead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\ndinner reservations have all been Canceled.<br\/>\nForgetting some\ndistinctions Between who we are.<br\/>\nAnd whatever we are Doing Right\nthis very moment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nwho it is we Ourselves still really desire to become!<br\/>\nRemembering\nwho it is that we all actually wish to Become.<br\/>\nWe can always\nEasily Overcome any existentialist nightmares,<br\/>\nTransforming them\ninto poetry in motion as we live our Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNow\nand Meme Frumious Bandersnacth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIf\nyou didn’t have quite the saucy mouth on you,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI’d\nswear you must have raised livestock before!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncould lead Little lambs around by the nose,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPlying\neveryone with Lumps of fruit or straw!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCoyly\ncooing at them Leading them to Stray;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrom\nthe rest of the flock, and Their Mama.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGetting\nthem into All Manner of Mischief.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nfeel like a Damn puppy Dog Drooling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nImpatiently\nAwaiting A turn at the Tit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMind\nif I sneak just a Little Tiny Taste?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nGet Down to the Business at Hand?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nFrom Nothing Ain’t Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSadistic\nMemes all slaughter Laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\ntheir own silent memesy weeping,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nPitiful Silent Wailing and Sobbing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPulling\nsemantic hairs out of their Asses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShaking\nAll over just like a leaf on a tree!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGrinding\naway at their nonexistent teeth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nBawling their Eyes out as they Smile!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemes\nbeing just a totally made up word.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\ntotal fabrication without Clear meaning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInvented\nby someone who is not a linguist!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\ncan mean whatever you want it to mean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNonsense\nwords mean whatever you want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nflaming idiots to invent their own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nmilitant atheist playing with some words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMilitant\natheists Enjoying making up words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nthey can ramble without saying anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nthey have an excuse to Spout any rhetoric;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEncouraging\nanyone to argue over any words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThinking\nmaking up Words changes anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHoping\ntheir fighting can give words meaning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHoping\nmaking up words could Change reality.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwithout any context Words are Gibberish.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nWithout Love Any Content’s Meaningless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWords\nare no More Trustworthy than are people.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBabylonians\nSeldom really Trust their dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nIs Why Babylonians, Distrust Each Other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nmemes they just Say they Mean something!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nthey really mean Anything whatsoever.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nMemes They Speak Their Own Languages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nWords Don’t Matter, Without a Dictionary.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemes\nAre Supposed to Be Evolutionary Yet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWords\nDepend Upon Each Other To Evolve!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nidiots reject their own dictionaries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nvalue all the words they use Equally!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nown egos may go to work in Overtime.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nJokes are just harder to get than others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nwords are only egos forever mocking us,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nwords are obviously not worth repeating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\ninsisting they alone give words Meaning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nWords are merely tools for everyone To use.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\ncussing out the very same tools they all Use,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe Greater Context is what Gives Meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nword just Keeps Changing with any context.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nchanging contexts keep confusing the Clueless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEspecially\nif Nobody was really trying to be Funny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNevermind\nWhat Was Meme Saying About Memes?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat’s\nMy Meme and No Meme Can Prove Me Wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nmy meme is that all memes aren’t even Wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeaningless\nGibberish can never be called wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nmemsy were the Borogroves and mome raths,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNow\nthere’s a Meme you can Deposit In a Bank!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nmeme is memes are but meaningless words,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChatter\nof monkeys forever searching for food,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSearching\nfor the way to give words meaning,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nnone of them trust their dictionaries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKind\nof another popular Fashion statement!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWord\nsalad or possibly a newer mysticism!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nits best to remain silent now and meme!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nPeople Need To Evolve Instead Of Our Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsisting\non re-writing every Dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nnone of them trust dictionaries.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nonly Contain common definitions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAsk\nnot what a meme may do for you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwhat can you do for your memes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemes\nare always friends to the end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBad\nmemes gonna getcha in the end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstant\nkarma kills any bad memes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ntruth always decides meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTwas\nbrillig, and the slithy toves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDid\ngyre and gimble in the wabe:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nmemsy were the borogoves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthe mome raths outgrabe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n"Beware\nthe Jabberwock, my son!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\njaws that bite, the claws that catch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeware,\nthe Jubjub bird and shun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFrumious Bandersnatch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTry\nrepeating that now and meme,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeveral\ntimes in a row real fast,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll,\nWithin The Same Breath!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGirl That I Love Sure Can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nmissing a single syllable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nconfused what they mean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ncurious what they all mean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nthe words are gobbledygook.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs,\nshe shoves her tongue, in my cheek!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nMeme, That Never Made a Lick of Sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTongue\nin cheek acquiring entirely new meaning in French!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSweet\nsilent memeorable memefilled music, to my ears!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\na few other evolutionary memes, one can hope!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nhave something meaningful, to say about language!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich,\nsooner or later, will always take on a life of its own!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMay\nthe Road Rise to Meet You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMay\nthe path lie down before you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nthe Wind be ever at your back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nthe sun forever Grace your face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nyour tears be filled with laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nyour dreams inspire greater deeds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\ngravity only put spring in your step.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nyou find your own road less traveled,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nuntil our Paths might Cross yet Again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nGod cradle you in the palm of his hand.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Irish\nBlessing)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nMemory of God<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThose\nAmongst Us, Who’re Closest To God,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nhave the fewest desires for themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nfor themselves that elegant simplicity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nBe Quite Enchantingly Beautiful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nTouch us in ways few things can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nbe ever so delightfully Intriguing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nbe ever so deliciously Bewitching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npriceless expression on a newborn.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\never learning how to even smile;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\never comprehending what it sees.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nEver Doing A Single Thing At All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNaive\ngrace of the toddler reminding me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncannot be remembered or forgotten!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\ntheir Awareness of the context.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHolding\nme Spellbound clutching nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTouching\nme deepest while doing nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFathomless\neyes, deeper than any blue sea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nnothing spellbound in wonderment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nnothing still moving me profoundly.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nnothing tiny heart bending the most.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSpark Inside All Brilliant Light without.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nair we breath and path beneath our feet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngreat wide open Swaddling our dreams.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFamiliar\nSilence echoing Lost in the distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRaising\nOur Sights Never Opening Our Eyes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting\nwho we are in the great big World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTaking\nit all in never Knowing what it means.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClueless\nabout accomplishing Anything at all.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTotally\nOblivious yet Accomplishing so much.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSheer\nwonderment at becoming a part of it all.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nin circles all screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalling\ndown on our ass laughing hysterically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJumping\nall about whilst howling at the moon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChasing\nour Tails as if attempting to Bite them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinally\nrolling on the Ground totally hysterical.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nall newborns wondrous elegant simplicity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorant\nwisdom triumphant within the silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorant\nVirtue Shinning all the more brilliantly.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nShadows Abide the greater presence of light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nevery opportunity to Dance yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPossessing\na disarmingly naive charming humility!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFading\nforever within the horizon of God’s Memory.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAmusing\nthemselves in peaceful carefree Contentment,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting\nof whatever their Fates Would Bring them next!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\ntheir private dance bursting into poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nActualizing,\neach tiny mote of awareness they might yet muster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nthe greater context of the truth of all our feeble awareness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUltimate\ntruth is never to be fully comprehended by mortal man;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nappreciated Socrates said in all the myriad good things,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nfor the surprises they bring in whatever comes our way.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nthe light within,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSmiling\nwith my entire body,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npath lays down before me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing,\nthe soles of my feet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMessaging\ncaresses plying them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStrange\nsensation of recognition!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif, upon taking a familiar step!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif having gone this way before.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMother\nnature embracing me back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUrging\nme on, to take another step!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nadoring path caressing my feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nBegging Me To Dance Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUniversal\nChoir Enjoins Me To Sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrom\neverywhere and also nowhere.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nraise up my voice, to the heavens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemories\nof what is never forgotten,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPleasant\nJuxtaposition of Harmonies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTime\nslowing within the rock of ages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilent\nvoices laughing in the distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\ndance within their darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSparkling\nair accompanies each move;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemories,\nOf What All Might Only Live!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nCaresses\nMy Skin As If It Were a Lover!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRays\nof Light Dancing Fairies Mid-air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTwinkling\nMotes, of Blissful Awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nenveloping the dancing Light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight dances thrilled by their Touch;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEver\nso gently seducing my Weary soul!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEver\nso tenderly calling me home Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npath first Tread upon long, long ago!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsing\nDeliciously Lightest of All Footsteps!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nthe ancient Humble children of earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nthe time before time ever even existed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nhorizons all vanishing in the sunset.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBoundless\nUnknown frames of reference!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto be found down at the sunset grill.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDreams\nBeyond the Wildest Imagination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAwareness\nbeyond any words to express!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConcepts\nbeyond any and all mortal men;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearing\nsilent laughter, knowing nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWonder\nRemains The Beginning of All Wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscovering\nnew dimensions without end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ninvisible world around us, and within!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing,\nthe only thing I know is nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurrounding\nwarmth of inner contentment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeeling\nconnected to All that surrounds me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumbly\nembracing any Foolish uncertainty.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nof Passing Changes In the Seasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOblivious\nto the March of Time ever onward.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLong\nsince forgotten requiem of a long lost lullaby.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSwan soars to ever greater heights within!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\npulse surging, as its heart begins throbbing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpreading\nits wings to test the ravaging winds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRaising\nits head to gaze on swift moving clouds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOverwhelming\njoy just to do what its born to do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nElated\nby the thought of spreading its own wings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRejecting\nthe idea the gusting winds can ground it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nvagaries in the Weather can become limitations,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmere Gusts of wind intimidate a powerful swan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlying\nabove the water the swan leaping into the Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nnothing but blue skies upon the great wide open,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaving\nthe earth behind never bothering to look back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nlighter and stronger with each Beat of wings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEffortlessly\nrising above Storm clouds upon the horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfuture remains wide open for a Rebel Without a Clue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContent\nto build castles in the sand with the tide rolling in.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTotally\nOblivious none yet stands against the incoming tide.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nas the setting sun on the horizon never sees our darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFuture’s so bright the swan has to don sunblock and shades!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReflecting\nthe memory of God Above in all the good things below,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlluringly\nsmooth baby butts can entice but often hide their poopies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nVirtue<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nVirtue, Is Its Own Reward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nhave completely Clueless friends!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust First Be Clueless Ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Be Clueless, we are clueless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust be clueless What Clueless is!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\naround our three ring circus!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\naround in epic clown shoes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWading\nthrough the Bullshit hip Deep!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDucking\nAs Low As It’s Still Possible To Go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nthe Moonwalk, Waddling Like a Duck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDodging\nthe Worst Crap going ’round.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nwe’ve really hit Rock bottom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nif there was ever such a thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEveryone\nstumbles upon the path of life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEveryone\nfalls hard once in a great while.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nfew of us master landing on their Ass.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nof us master learning how to Recover!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nof us Master Knowing how to bumble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nmaster learning how to fall Unharmed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBouncing\noff the floors as if made of rubber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJumping\nright back up onto their Feet again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nreally becoming all that tired or Sore.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nbecoming too grumpy or badly upset!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nTiny tots who can all fall a bazillion times.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nthem actually losing their momentum!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nEnergizer bunnies they just keep on going.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\never Losing their tempers for very long!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nthey seldom ever land on their ass hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nhurt themselves bad like some Big Babies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfoolish enough to Throw temper tantrums.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfoolish enough to waste good times crying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nhonest about Themselves and all the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nAlways take much better care of themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually\navoiding making any bad situation worse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContending\nwith no one none contends with them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\ntheir own thing they can Easily find friends.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nare among the First to profess their ignorance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually\njust preferring to Mind their own Business!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nmay be the first to desire to make any amends!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nso utterly transparent it boggles the imagination.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nbaffled, they can’t distinguish reality from fiction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSuch\nterrible liars they couldn’t sell water in a desert.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nmerely seem to just want to help or to be happy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nchildren can become altogether much too eager!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\neverything they can think of to make it happen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nonly adds to their formidable enduring charms.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWrapping\nalmost everyone around their little Fingers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nmay charm the pants Off the meanest of snakes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nfew seriously ever doubt their genuine sincerity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\ncharming they’ll become the center of Attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\ncompellingly authentic they’ll Move the world;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\ntrusting they’ll believe almost everything said!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwonder is the beginning of all wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSensually\nreveling shitting in their own diapers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBlurting\nzingers about everything and nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSticking\nanything in their mouths, that will fit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nhard work to be the path to success!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPuzzled,\nover what is work and what is play.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPuzzled,\nhow to do so many different things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiligence\nand perseverance……….Priceless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\noptimistic about almost anything,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPositive\nthat Happiness just comes for free;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReally\njust Wanting everyone to be happy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nthe fewest things for themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\ngreat treasure can be a speck of lint.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nknowing very little about the world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nalmost nothing about nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nknowing so much about themselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfeelings will never Confuse them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemaining\nin touch with their feelings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nseem to know what is important;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nwhat matters the most!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nremain among the most blessed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSleeping\nwith peaceful contentment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nin many of the noisiest places!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\naimlessly along the way;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nworld is their playground, yet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nwill play with simple things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nthings actually bother them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEveryone\nwatches out for them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsmallest, angels and saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nown heaven sent cherubs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost virtuous, of anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHiding\npoop in their diapers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndumbest, in some ways,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nlike sweet baby James.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(James\nTaylor)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nForever\nYoung<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEach\nOf Us Enters Into This World Knowing,<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nExactly\nWhat Our Love Really Means to Us.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nRemains True to the unspoken truth!<br\/>\nLove Remains the Ultimate\nAuthenticity.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nnever Bothers, With Justifications!<br\/>\nLove never Bothers With\nDistinctions!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nSucks when there ain’t enough!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nStinks, when few ever share it.<br\/>\nLove is quite often,\nIndiscriminate!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nhappens behind the bushes!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nMakes, Even The Sun Shine!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nMakes The World Go Round,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nBlossoms Forever Young!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nKnows, No Boundary.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nMakes Us All Grateful!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nDefies All Expectations.<br\/>\nLove is Joy but joy is not love!<br\/>\nLove\nis Life but life is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Hot but heat is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nIs Sexy but sex is not Love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis true but Truth is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nIs two, But two are not Love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis more But More Is Not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Humble but less Is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Free but freedom is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nabides but To Abide is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nasserts but love is Never Forced!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis wealth But riches are not Love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Fun but amusement is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nTempts but temptation is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nIs Sweet but sweets are never love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis all you need but need is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Giving but generosity Is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\ngoes beyond but beyond is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis surprising but novelty is not Love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Engaging but attention is not Love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis inspired but Inspiration is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nlays down but lying down is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis content but contentment is not love!<br\/>\nLove is enduring, but\nendurance is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis accepting, but acceptance is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\ncommands but to command is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis thrilling but cheap thrills are not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis a dream but our fantasies are not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis creative but getting creative is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis priceless but cannot be bought and sold!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\nRequiring A Reason Love Lends Meaning!<br\/>\nFor Love Remains the One\nGreater Exultant Truth!<br\/>\nLove is what inspires us all to Live out\nour Dreams!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nreally is what makes the world go round again!<br\/>\nIn bending the\nmost, the tiniest heart bends time itself,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nbending the most, the smallest may move mountains!<br\/>\nHarmoniously\nembracing, every possible past and future!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nneither love nor harmony are yet constrained by reason!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nForever\nyoung, wild roses blossom in the cracks of sidewalks!<br\/>\nEnsuring\nlove springs eternal in the hearts of fools everywhere.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nmore in the name of love? Enough love to move the world!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis never-ending Childhood’s End every Child of God comprehends!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\neach Ugly Duckling must rise above themselves and become the swan!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDiscovering\nthe fountain of youth, learning how to love ourselves properly!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBring\nMe a Higher Love<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIn\nmany duets falling on your ass gracefully,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCounts\nfor extra points and sparkling laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nlesson being that anything becomes a blessing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nYou Really Love People,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nYou Really Care About Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nyou Desire to Love them more,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou only Desire to see them Happy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou Wish to see them all Smile again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou desire To Give, whatever you can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou hope to enjoy, More Time together!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou Want them To Feel, just like you do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Want To Let, The Good Times Roll!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nsometimes, we have Yet to really learn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nmeans more to US, than anything else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nshould we Give, More of our attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nmight we all Try Harder to accomplish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nis it we wish, to Spend More energy on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nshould we spend our Time dwelling on.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we all prefer to Deal With Ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we desire, to Dedicate Time to doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we seldom wish others To Deal With!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we really prefer to do with Our Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nshould remain at the Top of our Agenda!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo We Desire we had a lot more time for!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we really enjoy Spending Time Doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo you wish to be Doing More of instead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ncan Really be more Worthwhile to others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo We appreciate, more than most things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nMight We Really Happen To Still Hold Dearest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ncan really bring more smiles to any faces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nembodies, that which we value above all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we really value above everything else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we want to encourage, in our own life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nwho and what to avoid or ignore altogether!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAny\nanxious inner voices, frequently, better ignored,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAngry\ninner voices, often better for us to keep in check!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nTruer Silence of Inner Peace, attending their absence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnswering\nthe call, yet again, to Dance to our silent music;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nour own silent voice becomes the Loudest in the room!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nwe choose to pay attention, to our own Truth,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nloudest voice of all coming from the human heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nmost profound silence of all, a Hidden Treasure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSinging\nwith unrestrained sincerity and conviction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDancing\nTo The Music of Our Unchained Melody,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSpeaking\nin tongues only our hearts understand!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDancing\nto rhythms only our feet comprehend,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMetaphors\nfor mama’s all encompassing love.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThink\nabout it…. there must be higher love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHidden\nin your heart, or in the stars above.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nit..….. life’s but wasted time….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLook\ninside your heart, I’ll look inside mine.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThings\nlook so… bad… everywhere,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nthis whole world what is fair?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nwalk blindly… trying to see,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFalling\nbehind in what could be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBring\nme a higher love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBring\nme a higher love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBring\nme a higher love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere’s\nthat higher love I’ve been thinking of?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLet\nus rise above on a higher love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwill wait for it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’m\nnot too late for it.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUntil\nthen, I’ll sing my song,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\ncheer the night along.<br\/>\n(Steve Winwood)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nAlright If You Hate Me!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nalright if you hate me, it’s alright if you don’t.<br\/>\nI’m not\nafraid of you runnin’ away honey,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTwenty\nbucks says you won’t…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere\nain’t no use in pretending!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNo\nsense, in our trying to deny it!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nthe one thing you can’t hide,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nwhenever you’re Crippled inside!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUnable\nto Just Saying No to yourself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUnable\nto admit who’s in charge here.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPersonal\ncredit rating Down the Toilet!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUncertain\nhow you don’t trust yourself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUncertain\nif you can even trust Yourself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHeartache\nyet dogging you at every turn!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHaunted\npast Foreshadowing your future.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSomething\ninside of you is feeling like I do,<br\/>\nWe’ve\nSaid All There Is To Say!!!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBaby,\nBreakdown, go ahead and give it to me!<br\/>\nBreakdown honey take me\nthrough the night!<br\/>\nBreakdown I’m standing here, can’t you\nsee,<br\/>\nBreakdown, it’s all right…… It’s all right!<br\/>\nIt’s\nall right, you can hate me in the morning.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Tom\nPetty)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMindless\nRhetoric<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMindless\nrhetoric ceaseless chatter,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMock\nmock mockery, of mockery,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMocking\nEchoes Lost to the Void.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nwelcome, unless unheard,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nuninvited, long unheard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ncan be ignored, for long,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ngranting anyone peace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCreating\nendless distractions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlattering,\nMe, Myself, and I!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpouting\ncrap, none believe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto mock us, yet again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProvide\nconstant company!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nall the more unwelcome.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaunting\nus, to our grave.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nlisten, to anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefuse,\nto stop babbling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\neternally, chattering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBullshit\nno one believes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOver\nnothing particular!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust,\nmeaningless noises!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nmore gobbledygook!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTotally\nmeaningless, crap.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nsmall babies playing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\na herd forever braying,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBirds,\nperpetually singing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDogs,\nall enjoying barking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCats\nyowling at each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrickets,\neternally chirping!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGuinea\nhens all advertising!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nso many hens, clucking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike,\nnoisy roosters crowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMonkeys,\nalways screeching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeacocks\nkeeping you awake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople,\nconstantly screaming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\na brain, in their head!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting,\nover who is fighting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nof any actual awareness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nhearing themselves talk!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShouting\nover who is shouting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFoolishly\nwandering anywhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ncaring about their future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\never really being home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nof what’s around them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nof anything happening,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\naware, what they’re doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nwondering, who they are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nthey are all still unaware;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\none clue, where they are going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nanything done may mean,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nanything could ever mean.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnconscious\npecking and scratching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnconsciously\nbobbing and weaving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCackling,\nwhile talking to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\ncareful, to appear to look busy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nto strut like a bad rooster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nto all sound so convincing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nto act even more indignant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nto glare at everyone around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering,\nto not turn your back again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nto watch one another’s, next move!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nwithout any thought, in their brain;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMany\nfrightened, by their own shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nmy own personal advice to others,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRather\nthan boxing their own shadow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnderstandably\nmore often than not,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowever\nthings happen to turn out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever,\nturns out to be the case!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhoever\nhappens to be listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThis\nreflects, my stupid opinions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nMaster Socrates would tell me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe’s\nthe last person to teach anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone,\ncould ever pay him for talking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncould pay him, for any opinions,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nnever could, teach anyone anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere’s\njust no way, to make some listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nhimself, never any good at it anyway,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nhimself unable, to make anyone listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\nmerely learn, whatever they desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\nonly see, whatever they want to see!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\nmerely hear, what they wish to hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nis important, abides forever within all;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nhe could do, is encourage them to think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nwithout any acceptance in your heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThinking\nis all but completely impossible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nhearts must all listen to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nthey can accept everything else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nthe reason why the only advice,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nI normally prefer to offer at all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhoever\nit is they might actually be,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nfriends, family, and neighbors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nodd casual stranger I might meet,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nknow, whoever seems to desire it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Whoever\nwon’t take no for an answer!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nto nonchalantly humorously suggest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\napply Cartoon Logic, to everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfuzzier, Indeterminate Bullshit kind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\ninsist our world conform to reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\ninsist, that everything makes sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nworks for me I say yet few ever apply it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDespite\neveryone almost always, agreeing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nall any has to do, is to stop insisting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nall they ever need do is be irrational.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nall they ever have to do is just let go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nall they have to do is have some fun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBouncing\noff walls, just for the hell of it all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nsimply to hear themselves laugh!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nround circles, just for the fun of it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrawling\nafter, any dust bunnies and bugs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaping\nall around, as if chasing butterflies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChasing\nyour own tail as if a dog with fleas!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowling\nat the moon like a total loonytoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTripping\nand falling, over your own two feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\nall over the place on your own butt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nto never fall hard or get seriously hurt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nof everybody else, in the room with us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJumping\nright back up with a grin, just to do it all over again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nDon’t Forget the Most Important Part of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan’t\nforget the most critical aspect, of cartoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKeep\ntrying to figure it out, if that doesn’t work!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nlaugh at any punch lines, you’ll figure it out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nlaughing, you’ll find out who you want to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFind\nyourself, and discover the wonderment of life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFind\nyourself, and then discover who you really are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKeep\nlaughing at jokes until you discover your truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEventually,\nanybody will fall down upon their knees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nwhosoever you desire to be in the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nhumbled, or rolling across the floor, hysterical!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPerhaps\nthe hero of your own, Ugly Duckling dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nby relaxing and trying to have fun as ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nfigure that running in circles, using our autopilot,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nsafer than countless, other popular alternatives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\naddition, to being healthier for an ailing heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBesides\nbeing seriously endorsed, by the AMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\ncapable of laughing gently at ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nall the usual, sarcasm and mockery,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEncouraging\nall our friends, to laugh along,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\npreferable to ever really hurting anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreferable\nto anyone hurting all the time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nmy neighbors, yell at me less often;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCalling\nthe cops much less frequently!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\ninstead of, running and screaming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\npretend I can play guitar and sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nneeding to take any lessons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nworried about how bad I am!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nworried, what they think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\naround my apartment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\nnaked as a jay bird!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnable,\nto read my own mind,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI’m\nnever quite sure if I’m singing or screaming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\nMaking\nmindless rhetoric, a thing of the past!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShadow\nBlind Vision<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShadows\nlinger of that which No Longer Exists;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTestifying\nto what has long Since Disappeared!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\na name forever Remains Unchanged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nA Purpose Still Possesses Direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nMeaning, Yet Clarifies Everything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIlluminating\nDark Shadows, In My Mind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCaressing\nSilence, Touching Each Note!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nCan’t Exist Still Somehow Does.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPursuing\na River of Tears Lost at Sea.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncan’t be revealed reveals itself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSparkling\nLight, Filling My Vision!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilent\nFireworks Go Off Endlessly,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRevel\nCeaselessly in Wonderment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEons\nafter my having closed them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoing\noff endlessly as if a holiday;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nof what might arise next!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware,\nIf That Means Anything,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiaspora\nof lilting singsong voices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nany threshold of Sensation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nany and All comprehension.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nRaggedy edges of awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nenthralling me with Blind Visions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nDreams, Beyond Imagination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nPanoramas That The Blind Might See.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nSounds Beyond the Range of Hearing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsensations mere Words can’t Describe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nResonances that abound with new life;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nthoughts Beyond mere Words to relay!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nconcepts no mere mortal would Grasp!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsilent melodies which remain unheard,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsubtle nuances escaping consciousness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nRoaring Silence, Awakening Our Dead.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nvast dry oceans beyond the setting sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nLanguid rivers of amorphous shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\npoems recited merely Muttering words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nevanescence enveloped in All Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nStill dances performed without Moving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInvisible\npresences lurking in quiet depths!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuieter\nSilence enveloping the white noise.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlumbering\ndormant forms on tranquil fog!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\napparitions Haunting one another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nwaters of life come alive of themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnbound\nhorizons Lost within distant haze!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\na Stupor specters awaken to their Dreams,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nAll Substance Still Wandering Forever.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nWhat Stubbornly Remains Unknown!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nWhatever Science Might Yet Discover.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\na Tree Falls in The Forest and None Hears It!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndeaf may still hear that which is important.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe blind can see the warmth of the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost unconscious can always be awakened!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost overwhelmed may yet still be touched!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlame may all still walk the road less traveled;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndead would once again watch the setting sun.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilently\nlingering Between The Notes of the music!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilently\nLingering between the corners of my mind,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSheer\nPoetry In Motion, Our Entire Universe Shares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGolden\nSilence Attending The Victory of The Silence;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\nInvisible Moonbeams Still Rapture the Blind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilent\nMelodies Playing Only For the Ears of The Deaf.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nAll abiding the Relentless passage of eternity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nGranting Everyone, Everything And Nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nnever putting up, any kind of Real Resistance;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nForever Surrendering To The Truth All Share.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\na Memory we can see In Complete Darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgotten\nmemories of what escapes our imagination.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgotten\nmemories, of what escapes our attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInvisible\nMemories, Pointing the Way Into the Light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBubbling\nBabbling Brook Fanning The Eternal Flames!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing,\nTo The Haunting Melody Between The Notes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nBlooming Hot Springs Still Igniting The Flames!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nKindling\nAll Creation, Awareness, and Destruction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nUnchained\nsilent laughter lingers in the distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherever\nephemeral properties of lowly matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherever\nthoughts of past, present, and future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCoalesce\ninside the nexus of unbound eternity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTime\nabides acquiescing to savor the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnothing will happen until its return.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nEverything awaits its appointment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nVague inside relativistic horizons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPatiently\nawaits the slightest hint of change.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPatiently\nAttentive To Our Slightest Desire.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStupendous\nDreamscape Metamorphoses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwans\nall transform Into Ugly Ducklings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArising\nfrom the Water into the Sunlight,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadow\nBlind Vision following the light,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nconflated With Second Sight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nconfused with mere dreams,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nconfused with the darkness;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nconflated with all madness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfusing\nany memory with Thought!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nwhat is occurring is memory.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether such Distinctions Matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nthe past awaiting our future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpside\ndown inside out and twisted.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\ndepends on who you might ask!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInside\nEinstein’s relativistic universe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInside\nthe void of my own ignorance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nforever within a memory of God.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomewhere\nover the colorful rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nvoice irresistibly imploring me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nmore of my blind visionary artwork!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstincts\nall arousing the swan within me;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsights\ninto that which remains undreamt.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nImploring\nme to make her look all beautiful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInnocently\ngiggling from beneath her blanket!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nme she squirms laughing delightfully.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInviting\nme to come play with her, all over again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nremind her if she wants we can make yet another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBehind\nAn Open Door… There Lies A Million More…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClarice\nlay down your mind… its there just hard to find.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollow\nme… as we wind our way…… away…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTime\nis coming soon… I’ll find you…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n(America)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAmazing\nGrace<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMy\nblind brother sees just as clearly,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthose with better eyesight, ever see,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nhe sees, that which is not seen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAmazing\ngrace always comforting him,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nall the rest of his days and beyond.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nassures me angels watch over him,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\ndespite being totally agnostic,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nreally and truly, do believe him;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nknown a few, in my time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nmet some of them, myself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nwitnessed, a few in action!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nI tell people you always know,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nGod, our Truth, or nature;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhatever you might like to call it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBegins\ntalking to you Boys and Girls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nyou need to pay more attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nyakking and pay more attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlap\na little cold water upon your face.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWake\nup and smell the coffee brewing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFocus\nmore, on whatever is happening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttentive\nto the more pregnant silences!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthanks and praise to Mama and Papa!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthanks and Praise for Great Loving truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nknow bereft Heart Our Truth is meaningless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nKnow the Sweet Scent of Their Own Wild Roses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nlong last the Bitter Cold Winter Snow Has Retreated!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nlong last Sweet Cleansing Spring Rains grace our world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSweet\nRains Falling on Wild Roses Blooming In the Desert!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nagain the Waters of Life reanimate my entire world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nassure him that my eyes are his for the rest of his days,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif he were one of my own much beloved brothers;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExplaining\nthat he is the man the rock in my life,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none who I depend on.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nsay I am often humble,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nit never really feels that way around him,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nI cannot do other than to just be myself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting\nthat I know, that the only thing I know,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeans\nI often know nothing except:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nCalls And Papa Is My Rock!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nI’m aware of amazing grace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAlice\nin Wonderland<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHair\nTrailing Whipping Up The Breeze!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nScattering\nRainbows in Her Long Wake,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nSoars High Over Her Wonderland!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCircling\nover a Deep Blue event horizon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurveying\nthe Bounty of a Fertile Valley!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nResplendent\nWith all manner of animals.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLush\nwith a variety of Abundant Foliage,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOld\ngrowth forests of noble oak and pine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPastoral\ndioramas of Peaceful Tranquility!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeandering\nsomewhere over the rainbow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nSomewhere Within a Memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomeplace\npast lost boys NeverNever land!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nAlone, Knows All the Long Lost Secrets.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone may stare into the heart of the sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone sees what eyes alone can never see!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNavigating\nBlind Within the Memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ninfinity and beyond deeper event horizons,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nknown dark territory On The Far Side!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\nGenuine Child of the Virgin Valley Below.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nalone can go, wherever her mother can go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nAlone Dwells in Everyplace Simultaneously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone, Takes the Road less traveled by others.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone knows the location of Hidden Treasure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nTime Itself may sometimes stand very still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nOblivion Changes everything in an Instant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\ndown can become just Another Distraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nAny direction your heart leads becomes up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nJuxtapositions in every Recursion converge!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nshApeS and SIZES Can All Become Relative.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe paradox of existence reveals Deep Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nparallel lines constantly converge Diverging.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nWhat you Don’t Know becomes Important.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhat you never knew Becomes Significant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhat You Discover you know is Ignorance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhat you didn’t think Is often the question.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhat you know All turns out to be Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhatever you avoid Can Become of Import.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhatever you perceive remains Mysterious.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhat you Never did do Becomes Important!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nA Plethora, Of Curiouser Caricatures Dwell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nWhat in Hell we might be Accomplishing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhy\neverybody sparkles the harder any Bullshit Flies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nif there’s still some sort of Actual Opening.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nIf Rabbit Holes Come With a Rock Bottom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\neight root metaphors hold keys to Heaven’s Gates;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nDesires to peek behind the curtain at the Wizard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSee\nwho it is, that has their Finger on all of the Buttons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nfirst gathering all the Keys to Heaven’s Pearly Gates!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nhelp from her Companion the Wu Li Master Rider!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHoping\nto Discover The Secrets to All Heaven and Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSecrets\nSo Fantastic, Even Our Blind, Deaf, and Overcome!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWould\nSee, Hear, And Feel The One True Love, Emanating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndragon alone possesses the ignorant virtue to,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnswer\nthe wild call, of her mama nature’s pleasure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAbiding\nat the end of the road less traveled by anybody!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAbiding,\nwhere its possible to forget to remember to forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAbiding,\nwhere Gravity’s Rainbow yet begins and ends again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAbiding\nwhere all can clearly see the entire stairway to heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAbiding\nwhere only the great Fractal Dragon might ever enter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArousing\nemotions no mere mortal heart may ever withstand!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice’s\nillustrious ignorant virtue embodies poetry in motion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nshe is the all powerful Avatar of Mother Nature herself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ngoes before Mother Nature, without seeing her first!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ngoes before her Father, without seeing her mother!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPossessing\nher mother’s Truly Warped sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nher words never make the slightest sense at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwho always seems to know but not quite know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwho cannot forget how to remember to forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone may be in two places at the same time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone knows, whatever she needs to know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nEternally Dwelling, Within Her Own Skin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnows\nwhat she needs to No in the present!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwhich way is UP in a black hole!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLegendary Rainbow Fractal Dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwhom none can ever hope to defy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond,\nmere mortal comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKindling\nthe flames of all knowledge!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nvoid of our ignorance within you,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nMother of All voids is her mother!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost revered ancient virgin valley.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\npowerful avatar of our mama nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nis Her Mother’s Beloved Daughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSpark Inside all which can never die.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nabiding Wonderment in our moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nKindling Curiosity and Wonder!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeginning\nof the end, of all space and time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeginning\nof the End of Gravity’s Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorant\nvirtue Espouses elegant Simplicity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRainbow\nWarriors Following Her Rainbows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nRainbows All Follow Rainbow Warriors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity’s\nRainbow dwells in everyone’s heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInvincible\npeaceful warriors ride the rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nrainbows, simultaneously in many places!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nRainbows Inspire, Everything In Creation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nRainbows Empower The Rainbow Nation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwho brings color to all Light and Darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwho’s virtue embodies all poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMother\nNature being the one she adores all day;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPapa\nshines his Truth upon his idolized favorite!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ncolors of the Rainbow yet bewitch the world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nPromise from her father Of the Waters of life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice’s\nRainbows Illuminate, The Pale Full Moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeloved\nby her father she’s her mother’s daughter,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeloved\nby her mother, she is faithful to her father!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nnever fails to guide her in the worst of storms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nrock of Ages brilliantly llluminates the rainbow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost beautiful of all Hides her true face from us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMother\nand daughter both hiding their faces from us,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nforever peering deep within the memory of God,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nSeeking the Keys, to the Gateway to Paradise;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShyly\nplays peek-a-boo, with everything in the universe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nImpish Q-Pid Often Plays With the Arrow of Time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nAlice alone knows the hidden secrets of the rabbit hole,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\neven Q-Pid’s arrows, are powerless to stop the dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Chinese\nFairytale, Wizard of Oz, Louis Carroll, Star Trek)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBliss\nBunnies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nDon’t\nWorry Just Be Happy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nmakes you Feel bad,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeave\nalone at a Good distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nmakes you feel Better,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMay\nwe all Embrace as a friend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nwhere Life may lead.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nignorant wisdom and virtue,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\nOld Forks in the Road;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nAlways Look the Same.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nForks are all Identical!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\ndirection leading home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthis Bliss Bunny anyway!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDown\na complete abstraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSideways\nis only a Distraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\ndirection leads to Heaven.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nthan the eagles can Soar.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\ncalls and Papa is my rock!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nthe most beautiful of any.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none who gives all life meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none who makes A Brighter Day,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmpowering\nAll to feel as we please!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUrging\nme once more to Embrace Joy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nDeliciously embrace my inner child!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nCelebrate Yet Another Day Dawning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nToday A Child Of God Is Celebrating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuietly\ndancing towards the silent melody in the unseen distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\naway from any really stupid bullshit I don’t need in my life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nare no wrong steps, as each becomes lighter than the last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthe birds in the trees begin joyfully singing along with me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBlissful\nsmiles abound, as we sing our playful walking song!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nagain its a brand new day as I inhabit my own center!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\ncan stop me from celebrating yet another sunrise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathing\nin and out inner peace and joy overwhelm me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilence\nof inner contentment abides peacefully with me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nalong with the Universe it sings back with me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nawareness another metaphor for our happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nreaches up through me to embrace the sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nmetaphor expressing our overwhelming Joy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nfeet know the way as the way knows Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nground below me warmly embraces my feet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHelping\nme balance while we continue our dance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nClaim, Its Always Darkest Before The Dawn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nthe light, loves to play games of peek-a-boo,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEndlessly\nsurprising, everyone and anything it might.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight scaring the pants off the poor timid shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho,\nbecause they are so shy, don’t dare make a sound.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nmuch faster than the light, shadows prefer to hide!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight being so slow, it never sees them running away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nBrave Enough to ask the light to stop scaring them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nbrave enough To Face the light about how they feel;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nbrave enough to ever tell the light they Were Scared.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe Light Never Actually Tries to Scare any Shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nhow Frail Shadows are frightened by how it plays.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLight only wants to have fun not frighten Pale Shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSmiling\nwith my entire body at the warmth of the rising sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnthusiastically\nembracing the wisdom my inner child offers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nreassure our shadows, that the light means them no harm.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nthe blazing light, wouldn’t deliberately hurt a single soul!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nthe light, will occasionally scare the pants off of everyone;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nthe light only wishes to play endless games of peek-a-boo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nthe Worst Personal Tragedy is to become afraid of the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nworst tragedy for many Is to never embrace the light again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nworst tragedy for too many is closing their eyes to the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe light can Frequently Seem to be Brighter than it really is!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nthe light may also seem to be much scarier than it really is,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nthe light, might even hurt our eyes if we’re not ready.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfusing\nhappiness with avoiding fear we forsake contentment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nhabits can become the beginning of suffering and confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeeling\ndeep in my loins, that my life can never be the same again;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nmy past with a sigh seeing the future unfold before me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nembrace the greater context of One Truth along with my shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nwalk the road less traveled, and make new friends along the way,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nboldly go where none has ever gone before in search of happiness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe only thing that I know is I actually don’t know anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\ndeliciously between gossamer moonbeams to my own silent melody,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nnearby a brand new morning bliss bunny lies cuddling in bed nursing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(For\nHeron)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChildish\nFathers<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“My\nheart leaps up,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“When\nI behold A rainbow in the sky:”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“So\nwas it when my life began;“<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“So\nis it now I am a man;“<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“So\nbe it when I shall grow old,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Or\nLet Me Die!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"The\nChild Is Father Of The Man;"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"And,\nI Still Yet Wish All of My Days,"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"Be\nBound Each to Each, By Natural Piety!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"For\nWhen I Was A Child, I Spake As A Child;"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"I\nComprehended as a Child, I Thought as a Child:"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“But,\nwhen I became a man I put away childish things.”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Learning\nto value, whatever my society places value on.”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Yet,\nforever, Wonder remains the beginning of all wisdom,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Hope\nstill burns eternal in the light at the end of every tunnel,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“And\nblessed are the most vulnerable hearts amongst all creation,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“For\nthe gentlest hearts are the strongest, bending without breaking,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Laboring\naway in the darkness, somehow knowing without knowing,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“They\nhave to give in order to receive, and that can require a leap of\nfaith.”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Somehow\nknowing, each must give whatever they can in order to receive.”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(William\nWordsworth, the Bible, Socrates, Albert Camus)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nChoose\nNot to Choose<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNo\nMore Brooding, Or Shuffling About!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nMore Walking in Shame and Regrets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nMore Hiding, From The Entire World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nMore Wallowing In My Own Self-pity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nToday\nI Go Through The Door, A New Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nToday\nI leave all my regrets at the door!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToday\nI Strip away all of the old Labels!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPiercing\nGaze Upon the path before me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\ndemeanor itself shouts no Nonsense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\ncan make me take the Next step!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\none can intimidate me in the slightest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nshall doubt my personal confidence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan forbid me from moving forward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan stop me from making my Ascent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nCould Ever Stop An Irresistible Force of Nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nToday A Child of God, Walks The Earth Reborn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmore wallowing regretting my wallowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeandering\naimlessly Alone in the wilderness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmatter what defense Offered for any Delays!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmatter what your lame brain may say to you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nAre No New Beginnings Or Dramatic Endings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\ntaking one step After another and another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof whatever we may think we perceive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof any Objections that we may conceive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof any Threats we might decide to make!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nnext action I take Remains entirely Unavoidable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShort\nof violating Relativity and quantum mechanics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShort\nof Violating everything Known about any Logic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShort\nof Vanishing Completely off the face of the earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\nIncomprehensible To those less self-assured!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nany mystical mysticism to ever relay to humans!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nany Feeble attempts to categorize, box, and label!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nparadox of existence beyond any and all imagination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe only thing anybody Really knows is nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPapa’s\ngreat Truth remains the source of mama’s affections!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nlove is irresistible but she has a wicked sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUgly\nDucklings, must all ascend the great Stairway to Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nAll Speaking in One Voice Yet With Different Tongues!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nFrame of Mind Can Make All the Difference in the World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(A\nSilent Melody Echoes Endlessly Inside the Empty Void!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmere mortals only think we know what we’re doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmere mortals often confuse ourselves unnecessarily!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmere mortals are tiny infants learning how to crawl!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmere mortals, revel in crapping in our own diapers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmortals forever remain big babes to somebody else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmere mortals are Fated to fall on our own fat asses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmortals only see our reality, through a lens darkly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmortals have only to open our eyes in order to see.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nhave but To Listen in order for everybody to hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nhave but to accept our lives to discover ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust first accept our world to conquer ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmortals are but ants, ascending the Empire State!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust first open our hearts and minds to succeed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust first embrace being honest with ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nour mama nature is never really a choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nhas been according to any logic I know of!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nhas been, in my own experience anyway!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever,\nin anybody’s experience that I know of!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nchoose not to choose, so I may listen instead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nChoosing To Listen, Instead of Talking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMany\nare quite pleased, to find they possess:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTremendous\nwisdom remembering to listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTremendous\nwealth of personal experience!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTremendous\nriches within their awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTremendous\nmotivation to pay it forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nits their Heart that really matters:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nany inanely calculating stupid brains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nbeating hearts can inform our brains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nour hearts may make sense of things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nhearts, can lend everything meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou feel love or it needs more work!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou feel warmth, or you’re still cold!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou give greater love or lose sparkle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou accept your joy or bite the bullet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou choose to be happy, or you don’t!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou gets a joke or you never do laugh!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou make an effort or don’t really care!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nso, says a mindless chattering lame brain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nso, our mindless ego eternally droning on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nso says the accepted conventional wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nso say those always waffling on everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgos\nall having no actual awareness of anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgos\nare but monkeys all chattering on our backs,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgo\nhas no real awareness of others or themselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgo\nlikes to talk, but doesn’t know a damned thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgo\nseldom shuts up long enough to learn anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nI choose not to choose to laugh hard again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nover my choices I still choose not to choose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nall the louder aware it means I get to choose.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nat my choosing not to choose any foolishness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nknowing my gentle laughter is my own choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nrealizing I couldn’t care who hears me laughing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nand sobbing the tears begin to roll down my face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nat the sound, of my own worst hysterical laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\naware laughter can frequently be the best medicine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing,\nI choose not to choose to not worry about the future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nknowing dwelling on bad choices is only a bad choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nbecause for better or worse we all have to make choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\naware that I also get to choose what are the worst choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\naware it seldom matters, which is actually the worst choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nbecoming aware that nobody can ever pop their own bubble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nme, myself, and I can choose not to choose, from the very best!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nagain, somewhere over the rainbow, deep inside some memory of God;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCharming\ntoddlers remain forever triumphant even when they make no sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBaby\nVelvet Jesus Saved By Rhinestones!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKen\nand Barbie, Are Saved By Their Accessories!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile,\nGoldilocks Plays Around With Her Ken Doll!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nConfusing\nCounterfactual, Contrarian Contradictions!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\nquite Certain whether they are coming or going.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDreams\nand nightmares of Vacuous lowbrow slapstick!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSome\ngirls give me diamonds some girls give me cloths!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKen\nand Barbie’s Dreamhouse is saved with rhinestones!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKentucky\nFried Chickenshit in Her Own EasyBake Oven,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nlightbulb can never come on if the door doesn’t open!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestones\nMade in America And Imported from China.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestones\nare Fun but diamonds are a girl’s best friend!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\nto be confused with mere crappy plastic imitations!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestones\ncan come and go but Friends are here to stay!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestone\ncowboys Get cards and letters From Strangers.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSizzling\nbedazzling rhinestones Ken and Barbie like it hot!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDark\nshadows of Green Acres reign over Gilligan’s Island!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBarbie’s\nRhinestones Saved Baby Velvet Jesus From Satan!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nif God was one of us? Would our rents go up again?<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus is my Landlord Shepard and I shall not want,<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYeah\nThough I Walk Through The Valley of The Shadow of Death,<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nshall fear no evil thirdworld cheap knockoff reproductions!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNor\nthe insidious alien anal probe, mindcontrol conspiracy!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJesus\nis my landlord but he won’t fix anything on Sunday!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBetraying\nanonymity golden Silence Follows Velvet Jesus.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFaster\nthan his own Bullets, Velvet Elvis Left the Building.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHeaven\nand Earth alone Know the Joys of Velvet Rapture!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nSecond Coming is a reminder the gift keeps on giving.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\npearly gates of heaven use only authentic rhinestones!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nfuture is so bright Velvet Elvis and Jesus wear shades!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestone\nVelvet Elvis has the gift of Sparkling Laughter.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\njust $10.oo more Velvet Elvis comes with a Laugh Box.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestones\nfading into the sunset like the western heroes!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTwinkling\nlike the stars upon the Hollywood walk of fame.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus just left Chicago, he’s bound for New Orleans!!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus just left Chicago, he’s bound for New Orleans!!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHell…\nYeah!!!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTook\na jump through Mississippi…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMuddy\nWater, turned to wine…….<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTook\na jump through Mississippi….<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMuddy\nWater, turned to wine………<br\/>\nThen out to California\nthrough the burning forests and the pines!<br\/>\nTake me with you,\nVelvet Jesus, Velvet Elvis has left the building!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\nmight not see him in person, but he’ll see you just the same…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\nmight never see him in person but he’ll see you just the\nsame.<br\/>\nYou don’t have to worry, ’cause takin’ care of business is\nhis name!<br\/>\n(Rolling\nStones, Carol Chaning, Pink Floyd, ZZ Top)<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~~~\n~~~ ~~~ ~~~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Shine\nOn You Crazy Diamond!~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Remember\nwhen you were young~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~You\nShone Like The Sun~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Shine On You Crazy…\nDiamond!!!~*<br\/>\n*~Now There’s A Look In Your Eyes~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Like\nBlack~~Holes~~In~~The Sky!~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Wormholes~Leading~Nowhere~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Dark\nShadows of Days, Gone By~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Specters\nCommanding Our Future!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Ghostly~Echoes~Hallowed~Ground!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Mysterious\n~Brief~Candles*~ Flickering~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~The\nDead~Rise~*Up*~Only~To~Lie Down~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Motionless!~*Cacophony*~In~The\nSilence!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Echoing\nThat~*Which*~No~Longer Exists!~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Yet\nThe…Spark…Within…May…Never Die!~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Light~Forever…Penetrating…Deepest…Darkness!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*<\/font>~Shine\n*On*~*You*~*Crazy*~*Diamonds!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~You\nWere..*Caught*…In…The Crossfire!~*<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*Placed\nOn…A…Pedestal*…And Used*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*Treated*Like*A*Trophy*Prize*~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Blown\n*On~The~*Steel Breeze~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Come\nOn You Target For Faraway Laughter~*<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Threatened\nBy Shadows And Exposed In The Light.~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Come\nOn You Stranger, You Legend, You Martyr, And Shine!~*<br\/>\n*~You\nReached For The Secret Too Soon, You Cried For The Moon!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Shine\nOn~You~Crazy~Diamond!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Well\nYou Wore Out Your Welcome~*<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~With\nRandom Precision… Rode On The Steel Breeze~*<br\/>\n**~Come On You\nRaver**~** You Seer Of Visions~**<br\/>\n*~Come On You Painter* You\nPiper* You Prisoner* And Shine!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Alas,\nPoor Yorick! I Knew Him, Horatio, A Fellow of Infinite Jest~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOf\nmost excellent fancy, he hath borne me on his back a thousand times,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nNow How Abhorred in My Imagination it is, My Gorge Rises at It!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Pink\nFloyd, Shakespeare)<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“*`Karma\nChameleon`*”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*‘Every\nday, is like survival’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*’I’m\na man without conviction’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*‘I’m\na man, who doesn’t know’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*’How\nto sale, a contradiction? ‘*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*’You\ncome and go, you come and go’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*&“*’Karma,\nkarma, karma, karma, karma chameleon’*”&*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~’*@~“*’You\ncome and go, you come and go’*”~@*’~*<br\/>\n‘*@~“*’Loving\nwould be easy if your colors were like my dreams’*”~@*’<br\/>\n‘*@~“*’Red,\ngold, and green, red, gold, and green’*”~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~“*’Karma,\nkarma, karma, karma, karma chameleon’*”~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*’You\ncome and go, you come and go’*”~@*’~*<br\/>\n‘*@~“*’Loving\nwould be easy if your colors were like my dreams’*”~@*’<br\/>\n*~‘*@~“*’Red,\ngold, and green, red, gold, and green!’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~“*’Chameleons\nneed reality to go with their dreams.’*”~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~“*’Walking\nthe walk our dreams all fly free’*”~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~@~“*’The\nturning of the screw’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~“*’Its\na gift to be able to use another person’s words.’*”~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~*’If\nyou like penecoladas and taking walks in the rain’*~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~*’Rather\nthan just getting wet all the time’*~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~*’Choosing\nthe high road our dreams fly free’*~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~*’Dancing\ndelightfully between invisible moonbeams.’*~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Boy\nGeorge original lyrics)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nStanding\nOut<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\npopular rock band Yes once sang:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n"I’ve\nSeen, All Good People,"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n"Turn\nTheir Heads Each Day!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n"So\nSatisfied, I’m On My Way!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nExpressing\na Common Attitude.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nAny nail that Stands Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nones that rise above all the rest,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich Seldom appears to Fit In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncatches the Public Eye too often!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\nis just Pounded down hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBob\nMarley was singing sentimentally,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n"How\nlong shall they kill our prophets,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nWe Stand Aside and Look?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nSay, It’s Just A Part of It;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe’ve\ngot to fulfill the book.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWon’t\nyou help… me sing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nsongs of freedom,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt’s\nall… I ever had…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRedemption,\nsongs.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\na man shot him!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAfter\nmerely two days,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\ngot back up on stage,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsisting\nhe keep working.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nmaking things worse,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nspreading more hatred,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nDesiring a Hell on Earth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\npaused to take a day off!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJohn\nLennon they flat out killed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGunning\nhim down at close range,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif Somehow he’d Insulted them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nsinging that love is all you need,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nasking us to give peace a chance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nas a small child I stood out, and got pounded down hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPounded\ninto the dirt until I couldn’t tell which way was up.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nmy own parents, siblings, country, and entire culture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThrown\ninto the deepest Blackest Hole in all Calcutta!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nCrap was constantly raining down upon me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nfew ever doubt there’s no such thing as up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nI learned how to dig all the faster and deeper!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto hide from a ton of crap reigning down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nAvoid Standing Out, No Matter The Cost!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nnever standout, if it can be avoided at all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nstanding out is a mistake when others;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDecide\nwho can talk, and who must listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDecide\nwho may live and who will suffer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nAthenians killed my Master Socrates,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nhaving the Audacity to ask questions,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nthose fools who were willing to Listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSetting\nan all time low standard for greed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nZombies\nkilling all those asking questions,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNeutrality\nbecame exceedingly unpatriotic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCooperative\nGovernment is a contradiction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmeaning of words we have always used!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoes\nflying straight out the nearest Window;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThree\nStooges contesting what Stupid means!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncessantly\ndebating who is the best example.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nabout who is causing all the Fighting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nTo Prove, They’re All Ready To Fight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nmoney does the driving none is steering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nDaring to Agree with their own dictionary.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nnone ever dares Ask the simple questions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLights can be on when nobody is ever home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\neveryone is reduced to going on Autopilot.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthey’re Busy Playing with their cellphones.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLead\na horse to water you still can’t make it think,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwords have become our mindless weapons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\ndares to still stand out, even the slight bit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\none dares to ever stand out, speaking the truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBillionaires\ncreated, by any popular undying thirst!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nwealthy place bets while goading everyone on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsisting\nnone could actually ever Trust each other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nif we kill people for simply asking questions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nif nobody ever really wants to Hear the truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nImplying\nwe require Their Elaborate Interpretations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nrequire thoughtful planning as well as Reactions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nFor the freedom of all those willing to Fight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDetailed\ninstructions for Stomping upon any middle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nfor the freedom to say what freedom means!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis just a joke if you can’t get the punch lines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnsuring\nNever-ending Armageddon never does end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nevery mindless zombie knows, shit rolls downhill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nensure nobody actually dares to listen to questions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeaning\nany further discussion, is out of the question!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nensure no one dares to crack jokes they seldom like!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nensure few might ever dare to laugh out loud again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nnone may even agree on the common dictionary,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nneutrality becomes, the worst of all fashions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlaw of the excluded middle masquerades as reason.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nnone may even agree on the definitions of words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nthe mainstream never wanted to hear the truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlaw of contention eternally stomping on the middle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMasquerading\nas whatever tough love, they all think up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCommitting\nmass suicide, they all quarrel over ideology!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLemmings,\nall determined to march right over their cliff!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBlaming\none another for their demise all the way down,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEndless\ncomplaints never failing to fall upon deaf ears!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nin the game of cutthroat poker nobody ever listens.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nit is every man for himself there are no winners!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis just the right to claim you have no choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nstanding out may only be used as a distraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nactually talking is the most dangerous thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReflecting\nmindless flock, pecking order thinking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPay\nattention to our bullshit, instead of that crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nsee no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil is evil,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nJust More of the Same Three Stooges Slapstick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOld\nschool Vaudeville, physical comedy routines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPaying\nmuch more attention to any angry bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI’ve\nseen all good people turn their heads each day,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nwhether to run in the opposite direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThree\nStooges pecking orders are a fall back position!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\na collective group shortage of memory and brains;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\npreserve the flock by protecting collective memories,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsing\nnegative memories, at least the flock has a chance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nawaiting the day they might become self-aware!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nsearching for answers in their nightmare fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe lights are left on because nobody is actually home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComedians\ncomplaining, the mindless masses are total idiots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefusing\nto laugh at anything, not based upon the stupid truth,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nanyone caught standing out with the truth gets shot down,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthose foolish enough to ask questions get strung up by a lynch mob!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeople\nAre Strange<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeople\nare strange, when you’re a stranger,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFaces\nall look ugly, when you’re alone.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWomen\nseem wicked when you’re unwanted,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStreets\nare uneven, when you’re down!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nyou’re strange…Faces come out of the rain!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nyou’re strange…No one remembers you’re name!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nyou’re strange…When you’re strange…When\nyou’re strange…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(The\nDoors original lyrics)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nBeat Goes On in The Country of the Blind!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDiscovering\nhumility in Libertarian Paradise,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nas Unlikely as discovering a hen with teeth!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nreality, reality is beyond the worst of fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMight\nas well be True for all practical purposes!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe faraway land of the country of the blind.<br\/>\nDrums keep\npounding a rhythm to my brain!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nMad Shaman Dancing Round The Fire!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nhow humanity might survive!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYet\nthe Beat Goes On, the Beat Goes On!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPrepared\nminds are prepared to open!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nheart alone still beats in silence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRemaining\nhidden in the darkness,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOur\nlove and humor, may survive!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\nThe Beat Goes On, The Beat Goes On!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nCharleston, was once the rage!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nforever history turned the page.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto censor our mass media!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto censor, any online trolls.<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto spin all the news for you!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nextra, to know the real score.<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto keep the trash out of sight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging,\nto put a stop to the robocalls!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto lie to your face about lying!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto bill everyone, for their bills!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto stop the wolves at our door!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nwhatever they damned please!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto Silence Anybody Protesting!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nThe Beat Goes On The Beat Goes On!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDrilling\na migraine, right into our brains!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nShoving\na stake right through our hearts!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\npounding away at everybody’s skull!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBeat\ncops beating up their neighborhoods!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPepper\nspray is so much more photogenic!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHeads\nall pounding to the endless rhythm!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChoreographed\nall in the name of freedom!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nthe beat goes on, the beat continues on!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nForming\ntheir own line dance in goosestep!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDancing\njust as fast as is humanly possible!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPausing\nonly to collect everyone’s cameras!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPerfecting\nthe moonwalk we could stumble,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPositive\nonly guilty feet ain’t got no rhythm!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGoosestepping\nDown Roads All Paved In Gold!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIt\nAin’t My Revolution If You Can’t Dance To It!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nthe beat goes on, the beat always goes on!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\ndrums of war seldom elicit graceful steps.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nListening\nto the voice of our regimented muse,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMarching\nto the sound of a different drummer.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe faraway land of the country of the blind!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFreestyle\ndancing is always carefully regulated.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDancing\nby yourself is the only real alternative!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nlong as privacy remains, On Sale at Walmart!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAI\nand quantum computing are the next big thing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFreedom\nOn Sale Now at Walmart at low-low prices!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nreality TV and Professional Wrestling are real!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nLibertarian Paradise, its illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nthe beat goes on the beat goes on, without any end in sight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nForever\nDrilling a Hole Through My Mind, Body, Psyche, and Soul!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\nsay you want a revolution, you know, we all want to change the world!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBecause\nwithout heart your revolution ain’t nothing but another angry\nmob!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nListening\nto the Libertarian Paradise Gravy Train may only rot your brain!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Sony\nand Cher, Emma Goldman, George Michael, Beatles)<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWu\nLi Master Bullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWu\nLi Master met a Zen Master at a harbor pier,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBoth,\nwaiting for the same ferry boat to arrive,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\na warm, beautiful sunny summer’s day.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nafter awhile the Zen Master spoke up.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClaiming\nhe had studied for many decades,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerfecting\nthe lost Art of Walking on water!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMastering\nit so he could now Teach anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nthat they didn’t have to wait for a boat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTotally\nflabbergasted, the Wu Li shouted out:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTwenty\nYears Studious Dedicated Application!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhy?!\nWhen the ferry is only a dollar, and it’s a long walk!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nquite sure how anyone could possibly respond to that.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nPondering Deeply What the Wu Li Master Had Said!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nsuddenly chose to beg him just as humbly as he could!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nteach him the finer Mystical Arts, of Slinging Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWu\nLi replied, that the hardest lesson for most to learn,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe one People have Trouble believing:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nUnderestimate your own Potential!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncan also Study the Comedy of masters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStarting\nwith watching any better Cartoons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSuch\nas toddlers, cockroaches, and chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwrote the book on the Greatest cartoons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nmay yet teach any old clown new Tricks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nold dogs having a Soft Spot For toddlers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGentle\nhumor and not just all the Rough Stuff!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nto Gently Laugh at ourselves as well,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nlaughing at all the Foolishness of the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nto enjoy all Laughter for its own sake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNaive\nlaughter at the Naked man in the parade!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCartoon\nLogic can easily be applied to anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nbecause of any Extreme Juxtaposition!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTwo\ndimensions would describe a quarter of life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncluding\nany classical mathematics and physics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFamous\nas The School of The Bull-With-Diarrhea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngentle old bull, who’s been put out to pasture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nold Ox that all the Little Kids still enjoy riding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nold Ox who likes to Tip-Toe through the tulips.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmphasizing\ngentle humor that’s Never too Pushy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumor\nin our silent victories in silent explanations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCollective\nIgnorance that leaves anyone Speechless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProduces\nmany completely off-the-wall punch lines,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nkind you are not certain you want to Remember.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nkind that can make Everyone in the room Groan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nare capable of saying the damnedest things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nHysterical Kind causing some to roll on the floor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddler\nignorant wisdom is only Gained By Attrition.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nare Forever natural born Clowns and Artists.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddler\ncomedy is by far the more Difficult To Master.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nbeing so dim they Never Know what’s funny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nBeing Clueless as to Just How Funny they are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nall being funny When they’re Not even Trying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRolling\nalong with the punch lines counts for extra points!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\nalong they easily become the center of attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nthe tiniest tots can tirelessly sling zingers all day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nto begin with, what they’re actually saying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nwhere they are and who they’re talking to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nunwittingly sticking anything in their mouth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthat the only thing they know is nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nzingers have all the more impact and punch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes,\nthey will make mean men hysterical!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nupon reflection involving actual thinking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncluding\nstill scratching my head quizzically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nto mention, a lot of begging the question,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFending\noff, any red herrings and strawmen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\ndebating if there are any finer points,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nthe hell the words might really mean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeaning\n90% of everything, is half mental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nhalf of anything mental is your heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich,\nprefers to beat in silence, in the dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nan echo chamber filled with rubber balls,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Bingo cage, thoroughly mixing numbers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPoetry\nin motion may often resemble pure chaos!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClowns\nbumble along, forever changing direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\neven refusing to watch where they are going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nthe lights may be on but nobody is home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\naround like a chicken, with its head cut off!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nattempting to gain, everyone else’s attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nScreaming\nand shouting warning us the sky is falling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBouncing\noff all the walls, as if they’re made of rubber.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nplayful toddlers, constantly getting into everything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\ntheir rainbows, butterflies and dust bunnies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExploring\ntheir world, the only way they know how to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExploring\ntheir own world, by playing with everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting they really want everyone to be happy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting to help each other back up on their feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting, all anyone ever wanted to do was play!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting, who’s love they really admire the most!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting we’re all just big babies to someone else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting how easy it can be to forgive and forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting they are all actually brothers and sisters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nwalking down the road, less traveled by most others;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nwalks their own path up one and the same mountain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwalking hand in hand will stop each other from falling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nmany of us are more accomplished clowns than others.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nof us can have confidence, without any foolish hubris.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na batter who enjoys playing so much, they never choke!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nlearning to relax, and just do what you know to do.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nunderestimating your potential is a huge mistake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrying\nnot to be funny we may often live to regret succeeding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrying\ntoo hard to be serious we may forsake our contentment,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrying\ntoo hard to be hilarious, your jokes just aren’t that funny.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrying\ntoo hard to make people like you, is another easy mistake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\ncomedians must always first cultivate faith, in their own jokes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nin circles screaming and shouting if that’s what is required,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nmaster the fine art of slinging bullshit, follow your gentle\nlaughter.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Tiny\nTim)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\nAll Hold Dearest<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nYou\nWill Never Discover Happiness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nThe New York Stock Exchange!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ntraders will Offer to sell their stock,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt’s\njust not something they ever trade in.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nsomething that science may Quantify!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nasking to either buy or sell happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\never offering to sell stock in Happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\never talking about happiness derivatives.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\never claiming they’ve cornered the market!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\njust not something material wealth may attain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nis why starving people in the third world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nbe just as peaceful and content as anyone,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’re\njust starving to death and Want Food!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nto acquire peace, love, and happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe last Resort of the completely Incompetent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nin circles while Screaming and Shouting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nLike People Do Upon the N.Y. Stock Exchange!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nonly gets you more of the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nyou fall down on your knees,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nHumbled or Laughing at your personal foolishness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGreater Truth, is not something science can measure,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe one Greater Truth cannot be boxed and labeled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDetermining\neverything the One Truth Justifies itself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nonly our love may Inspire the humility to listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nOnly Love, Inspires Us All To Open Our Eyes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nOnly Love Inspires Us All To Open Our Ears!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nlove cultivates ignorant wisdom and Virtue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nlove embraces the naive child in each of us.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nalone can make all of humanity grateful.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNurturing\nour ability to use beautiful words;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNurturing\nembracing the silent explanation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorant\nVirtue Remains Ignorant Wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnlike\nlaughter the truth cannot be forced!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHence\nthe one Truth remains triumphant.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nour Truth speaks louder than words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLouder\nThan the Biggest Possible Bang!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLouder\nthan a Tree falling in the forest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLouder\nthan anybody wants to Know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLouder\nthan the Loudest loudmouth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSofter\nthan the gentle Rain may Fall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAmong\nothers Barry Kaufman says;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmyriad wonderful things in life,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAre\nalways there Just for the Asking,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAre\nthere if we Accept no sometimes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nContent with Whatever Life brings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nWilling To Make The Best of Things.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nby Loving might all discover love.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nby loving may We Give To Others.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nby loving might All Conquer Hate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nby loving would we Know Victory.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nin Giving may we actually Receive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis your Freedom to Be Happy with!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis your freedom to Laugh yet again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nActualize more of your True Potential!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nmake the most of all our gifts of Grace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrant yourself Any Freedom you want.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurrender\nyour simple Acknowledgment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrant yourself any Feelings you Desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nentertain any thoughts you could have.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrant yourself more freedom To Listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrant yourself the life you truly Desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nlove is to be happy with Your Journey!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nGrant Yourself The Freedom to Dance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nGrant Yourself Freedom to Sing Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbecome accepting of who we really are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\naccept the joy in becoming Free At Last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nway to happiness to embrace freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\njust know how to ask Simple questions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbe happy with our miracle to believe in!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbe Happy with our One Shinning Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbe happy in accepting Knowing nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbe what can seem Altogether Impossible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNon-judgmental\nAccepting And Embracing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nRequiring Any Expertise, Or Training.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nactually having, any requirement at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmembers only benefits or special privileges!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmental gymnastics nor dietary requirements!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nworries about your horrible credit card rating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nsponsors or recommendations are ever needed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ncommitments or swearing on the stack of Bibles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nspecial age, height, sex, or physical requirements!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nsales pitch, testimonials, nor advocates to listen to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nsurveys, forms, or flaming hoops, to jump through!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nattitudes, postures, nor beliefs for you to ever adopt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe man or woman in the mirror none really avoids!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe person in any room who still has to listen to You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe Person in the room who puts up with all your BS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe person in the room who simply pretends to argue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe person in the room who has to decide to live again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe one person in any room who doesn’t buy your Lies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSublime\nsurrender residing in sharing what all hold dearest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nResiding\nin our abiding our personal desires and Awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to accept or reject they ever have any Freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to Listen to whatever their heart may tell them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to choose not to Choose who they may become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to surrender to their heart’s desire to be Honest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to become greater than in their wildest Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to once again begin listening more than talking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to still pretend they can really lie to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nFreedom to deny anybody has any freedom whatsoever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nVulnerability Is The Fountain Of Loving Awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthat the only thing they know is they Know Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nFreedom is a Joke if you never do get the punch lines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnone may Actually Buy what can only be freely given!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthat to Love Yourself means to be happy with yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nits impossible to give anybody what they always reject!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nhappiness never was something traders comprehended!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\npoetry in motion remains beyond all human comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\nNobody ever tries to sell\nhappiness upon the New York Stock Exchange!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nsome Babylonians believe you can buy happiness on Fantasy Island!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(The\nOption Institute)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n*~A\nMiracle to Believe In~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&~*<br\/>\n*~&Rainbow\nWarriors, All Follow The Rainbow!&~*<br\/>\n*~&While Rainbows\nFollow Them Everywhere,&~*<br\/>\n*~&Occupying, All Their\nHearts And Visions,&~*<br\/>\n*~&With ambitions for peace,\nlove, and joy.&~*<br\/>\n*~&Whilst suffering the slings and\narrows,&~*<br\/>\n*~&Of more unforgiving episodic\nfortunes!&~*<br\/>\n*~&Yet, amongst the noblest of all\nqualities!&~*<br\/>\n*~&The Appreciation of Our Innate\nHumanity:&~*<br\/>\n*~&One half of me is yours…. the other\nhalf yours,&~*<br\/>\n*~&Mine own I would say; but if Mine….\nthen Yours!&~*<br\/>\n*~&And so all yours as I embrace you as I\nwould myself!&~*<br\/>\n*~&For we few, We Happy Few… we are a\nband of brothers!&~*<br\/>\n*~&The Truth’s Softest Light Shines\nAdoringly Upon the Moon!&~*<br\/>\n*~&Forever Sparking Wondrous\nLove and Inspiration Amongst Us!&~*<br\/>\n*~&Simple Desires\nFor Any To Cherish, Laugh, Play, Give, and Forgive!&~*<br\/>\n*~&As\nwell as, to upon occasion, forget, ignore, reject, protect, and to\nheal!&~*<br\/>\n*~&*&*&*&*&*Namaste*Namaste*Namaste*Namaste!*&*&*&*&~*<br\/>\n*<<<<<<<<~&*I*Celebrate*The*Multiverse*Within*All!*&~>>>>>>>>*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&*Wondrous**Miracles**For*All*To*Believe*In!*&~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&**Wondrous**Wonderment**of**Wonderment!**&~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*&*The*Spark*Within*All*That*Never*Dies!*&*~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*&*The*Eternal*Abiding*Flame*Of*Wonder!*&*~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~&*Our*Singular*Sublime*Victorious*Truth!*&~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&The*Closest*Place*To*Discover*Your*Very*Own*Miracles!&*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&Is*To*Search*For*Your*Own*Miracles*Within*All*Of*Us!&*<\/font><br\/>\n*~&That\nWhich Eternally Defines Your Freedom!&~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&That\nWhich None Could Ever Actually Steal!&~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&That\nWhich None, Might Ever Truly Corrupt!&~*<br\/>\n*~&Love and\nHonor Our One Mother and Father!&~*<br\/>\n*~&Embrace Your\nMiracle Of Great Loving Truth!&~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&Embrace\nYour Own Nature, And Loving Truth!&~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&&&&&&&&Embrace\nThat, Which Is Simply Beyond Words!&&&&&&&&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&Embrace\nThat Which, Still Remains A Miracle To Believe In!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Embrace\nThe Eternally Loving Miracle, That All Can Share!&*<\/font><br\/>\n*&&&&&&&Discover\nHow Our Love Remains Forever Young!&&&&&&*<br\/>\n***********&Treasure\nAll of Humanity As Your Long Lost Kin!&**********<br\/>\n*&Discover\nFor Yourself What Anyone Has To Offer!&*<br\/>\n*&Discover Our\nJourney Upon A Road Less Traveled!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nShadow But our Memory of the brilliance!&~**<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nBrilliance, forever Abiding within Shadow!&~**<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*Nothing\nCould Possibly, Be More Brilliant, Than Our Fellowship!*~*<\/font><br\/>\n**~*&The\nbeacon guiding Us on to The Promised Land!&*~**<br\/>\n**~&&The\nLighthouse Beacon Guiding All In The Storm!&&~**<br\/>\n**~**&&Wondr<\/font>ous\nSpark Of Life, Illuminating Our World!&&**~**<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~***&&Wondrous\nSpark Illuminating Our Darkest Nights!&&***~**<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**&*Wondrous\nTender Sparks Illuminating Our Rainbows!*&**<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n**~&*Wondrous,\nLoving, Fellowship Of Rainbow Warriors!*&~**<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n**~&*Celebrate\nThe Miracle Of Our Greater Enduring Truth!*&~**<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n**~**Celebrate\nYour Gift Of A MIRACLE, To Truly Believe In!**~**<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n**~&Celebrate\nOur, Own LOVING TRUTH, That Never Dies!&~**<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n**~&Celebrate\nGreater Miracles Restoring Humanity’s Spirit!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n**~&Celebrate\nA Miracle All Of Humanity, Might Believe In!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&Celebrate\nThe Miracle, Of Sharing Everyone’s Miracles!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nLove None Other Than Ourselves Can Ever Know!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nLove That We Alone Can Ever Give To Ourselves!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nLove That Says More Than Any Words Ever Can!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nLove Abiding Within All Of Our Beating Hearts!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span>*~The\nLove Calling Out To All Those Hearts Which Yet Beat In The\nDark!~*<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span>*~Knowing\nThat Our Love Is So Much, Much, More Than Just A Concept!~*<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span>*~<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span>Abiding\nAwareness Which Still Dwells, Within Our Moment!~*<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n*’*’The\nOne Love None Other Than Ourselves Can Know!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nLOVE That Survives The Worst Life Has To Offer!*’*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’*’The\nEternally Triumphant Forest Through The Trees!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nLove which says more than any words ever can.*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nlove that Abides within All Our Beating hearts!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nlove that takes a Licking and keeps on ticking!*’*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Our\nSilent Explanations All Rising, With The Universal Choir!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Our\nOwn Silent Voices All Become The Loudest In Any Room!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Our\nOwn Silent Victories Yet Abide, For All To Bear Witness!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’*’The\nlove we share in Raising up the Lowliest amongst us!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nLove shared between family, friends, and neighbors!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nloving gratitude, respect, and humor among friends!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nlove Showing as we all smile with our entire bodies!*’*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*’The\nlove that each may only know for themselves is real!*’*<br\/>\n*~*Our\nlove Blossoming, greater than any mere sum of parts!*~*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nsheer comfort in accepting and celebrating!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’One\nanother for merely being who we really are!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’Ourselves\nfor simply being Who We actually Are!*’*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~Free\nAt Last, Free At Last, The Roaring Silence, Become\nDeafening!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Reminding\nMe the Stars Above May Only Dance Within the Void!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*&’All\nthe fish in the oceans may only swim to greater depths’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’And,\nthe music I adore can only soar to greater heights’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’Because\nof the silent pauses, and the empty spaces’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’Enveloping\neverything everywhere in existence.’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’Between\neach twinkling mote of awareness’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’Within\neverything in the entire universe’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’Making\nit possible, for mere mortals’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’To\nsee the light without our eyes.’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’To\nlisten without having ears’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’To\ntaste without a tongue’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’To stop to\nsniff flowers’&*~*<br\/>\n<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<*&Unable\nTo Even Smell!&*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nEach But Open Their Own Hearts To A True Miracle To Believe\nIn!<\/font><br\/>\n*’*That\nwhich no mere mortal could ever hope to conquer!*’*<br\/>\n*’*That\nwhich no mere mortals can even hope to control!*’*<\/font><br\/>\n*’*That\nwhich simply by Abiding conquers All before it!*’*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’*That\nwhich asserts itself, by giving Unconditionally!*’*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*That\nwhich is more Laudable the more humble it is!*’*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*That\nwhich Is supremely Humble In Its simplicity!*’*<\/font><br\/>\n*Abiding\nJust Out Of Reach Within The Breasts Of Humanity!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*Illuminating\nThe Path upon a road less traveled!*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~Tiny\nSparks Within Us Which Cannot Actually Die!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*Illuminating\ndeliciously Lightest of Footsteps!*’*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*Illuminating\nhearts laboring In the Darkness!*’*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*Illuminating\nOur way on the darkest nights!*’*<br\/>\n*’*Illuminating\nthe way In Dazzling daylight!*’*<br\/>\n*’*Illuminating the\nBlinding Light of the sun!*’*<br\/>\n*’*Illuminating the\nShadows in Your Minds!*’*<br\/>\n*~<\/font>Like\nmy Master Socrates my One Desire!~*<br\/>\n*~To Become As Beautiful\nOutside, As In!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*To\nLive A Miracle, With Each Step I Take Along The Rainbow Path!*<br\/>\n*Yeah,\nThough I Walk Through The Valley of The Shadow Of\nDeath!*<\/font><br\/>\n*<~~~~~~~~~~I\nShall Fear No Evil!~~~~~~~~~~>*<\/font><br\/>\n*&For\nthou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me!&*<br\/>\n*&Our\nworst nightmares Slowly fading away to be forgotten!&*<br\/>\n*&’Upon\nrecalling how To Embrace a greater miracle within!’&*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&’Upon\nrecalling That Our Spark Within simply cannot die!’&*<br\/>\n*’*Allowing\nAll Of Our Loving Hearts To Speak For Themselves!*’*<br\/>\n*~*&Encouraging\nEveryone to Sing and Speak From the Heart!&*~*<br\/>\n**&**To\nlisten to the hearts of others First Listening to our own!**&**<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**’*&*Enjoying\nRecapturing More Playful Childhood Comradery!*&*’**<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**&*’*Enjoying\nAny Silences between Us as much as simple words!*’*&**<br\/>\n*’*~&’Enjoying\nour Shared Silent Explanations and Silent\nVictories!’&~*’*<br\/>\n*~**’&Enjoying Simply\nRelaxing and Sharing, whatever we still can!&’**~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*Using\nBeautiful Words All May Discover Our Bluebird of\nHappiness!*~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*Using\nBeautiful Words We Would Make Our World What We Desire!*~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*Using\nBeautiful Words All May Hear The Voices, Of Angels Singing!*~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n***Using\nBeautiful Words Our Songs May Elevate the Universal\nChoir!***<\/font><br\/>\n***Lovingly\nSpoken Words Become, Imbued With New Life and Light!***<\/font><br\/>\n**Lovingly\nSpoken Beautiful Words Could Inspire The Entire World!**<\/font><br\/>\n*Using\nBeautiful Words We Help One Another Up Onto Their Feet!*<\/font><br\/>\n*Sublime\nSurrender Yet Abides In Sharing, What All Hold Dearest!*<\/font><br\/>\n*<\/font>Our\nMutual Love And Honor, Imbuing New Life Unto All The Good\nThings!*<br\/>\n*<\/font>Our\nEnduring Freedom To Grant Ourselves, Any Love, We May Still\nShare!*<br\/>\n*~*&Beginning\nWith The Freedom To Share&*~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*&Any\nOf Our More Glorious Words!&*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~*&*For\nA Miracle To Believe In*&*~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~*&Makes\nA Brighter Day For You And Me!&*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’None\nCould Ever Corrupt That Which Remains Forever\nIncorruptible!*<br\/>\n*’Nobody may force upon themselves\nwhatever they still always reject!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’Nobody\nReal could ever steal what all know may only be given away!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’None\nmight ever lose What anyone knows could only be Given Away!*<\/font><br\/>\n*’None\ncould ever hope to destroy what Lies Beyond the physical forces!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’With\nThe Paradox Of Existence, you are what you is and that’s all it tis!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’For\na Miracle to Believe In remains The Spark within Which never\ndies!*<br\/>\n*’The miracle that all anyone ever Requires is to\nhave Faith in themselves!*<br\/>\n*’The Miraculous Truth remains\nsomething All of humanity may embrace!*<br\/>\n*’To grant\nourselves permission To Dance to the silent notes of our\nmelody!*<br\/>\n*’To become Poetry in Motion in Our moment for\nthe world to bear witness!*<br\/>\n*’Dancing Deliciously, Between\nDelightfully Invisible Gossamer Moonbeams!*<br\/>\n*’Forever,\nkindling Happiness, Joy, and Contentment with our own\nawareness!*<br\/>\n*’The silent victory is A Miracle to believe\nin that speaks louder than any words,*<br\/>\n*The silent explanation\ncontained in the silent song of ignorant wisdom and virtue,*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*The\nubiquitous poetry in motion of life forever defying all attempts at\nexplanation!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Those\nWho Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)<\/font><br\/>\n <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\nChildhood’s\nEnd<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&We\nAre All But Mother Nature’s Much Beloved Children!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Whose\nChildhoods Are Never-ending in Neverneverland!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&The\nsum of parts never actually being equal to the whole!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&None\namong us could ever comprehend the big picture!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&We\nAre But Ants Climbing The Empire State Building!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Gravity\nReminding Us All Which Way Is Still Down!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&The\nMemory Of God, Lost On The Distant Horizon!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Comforting\nOrb So Softly Illuminating Our World!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Oblivious,\nTo The Greater World All Around Us!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Oblivious\nTo Whatever Fate May Yet Await Us!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Never-Ending\nChildhood’s End In Never-land!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Ugly\nDucklings Are Fated To Become Swans!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Generally\nGuided By Instinct And Intuition!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&The\npast a Memory the future yet a dream!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Wherein\neight dimensions in a singularity!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Blazing\nlighthouse Beacon in all darkness!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Papa’s\nall encompassing truth guiding me!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nUndeniable Truth of our consciousness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nConsciousness of life is higher than life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nknowledge of Happiness is higher than happiness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nIs What We Have, To Fight Against!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nI shall, I shall fight against it! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\nIf\nonly we all wanted it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEverything\ncould be arranged thus immediately.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nChildhood’s\nEnd Is Upon Us Yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nThe Celebrations Begin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSomewhere,\nOver The Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nDeep In Never-Never land!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDeep\nwithin the Memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDeep\nin a wonderland Wilderness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nyellow brick road less Traveled.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nUs Sing All Praises Unto Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nOur Mother Earth, Giving Birth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReaching\nFor The Moon, And The Stars!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nRainbows, All Meet Mother Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBabes\nWandering In The Wilderness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\na Planet Eternally Lost in Space!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nUp! Warriors of the Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSpeak\nThat, Which Must Be Spoken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBreak\nThe Spell That Must Be Broken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nConfirm\nFor Yourself Your Very Own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nJourney\nUpon A Road Less Traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTrusting\nMama, To Show The Way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFeel\nThe Earth Beneath Your Feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nYour Personal Perceptions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nGentle\nHumor And Compassion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nRequire Any Justification!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nGravity’s\nRainbows So Glorious.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nColors\nCoalescing Unto Infinity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAngelic\nChoir’s, Ecstatic Praises.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nHorizons, Lost Then Found!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nArise\nChildren of the Universe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nArise,\nTo Reclaim Your Own Birthright!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nArise\nReclaim Your Own Rightful Heritage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nArise,\nReclaiming The Joy In Humanity’s Souls!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nWhat’s Still Good For You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ntreat Nature With Disdain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nshe Plays Wicked Peek-a-boo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nshe can Teach anyone disdain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nMay As Well Spit in the Wind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nmight as well Shoot your Foot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWonder,\nan Undeniable Sign of life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWonder\nBeginning of All Curiosity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nValor,\nBeating Myriad Alternatives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChivalry\nStill Going Out of Fashion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrudence\nStill the Best Part of Valor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContentment\nThe Source of Treasure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nWho You Are, From Experience!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nWho All, Might Wish To Become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLearn,\nHow You Can Be All You Can Be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFind\nOut What Love Might Mean For All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The World, We Are The Children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The Inspirations, Of Great Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The Light of One Greater Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The Ones Who Make A Brighter Day For You And Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFind\nOut What Your Own Humanity Is All About!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDiscover\nYour Own Love Which Is Your Birthright!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nChildhood’s End, Is Upon Us Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDiscover\nlove which none really denies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nLove is to be happy within ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nlove is the freedom to celebrate again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCome\nCelebrate With A Rainbow Family!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nCome\nCelebrate The Colors Of The Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nwhole remaining greater than its parts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nChildren Awakening To One Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nUp All Yea Warriors of the Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nTo The Occasion, Lift Up Your Voices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFriendships\ncome and go but Love Endures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nup Speaking your More Glorious Words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnothing Seldom Knowing Anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWild\nRoses Spring Up From the Tiniest Cracks.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPromenading\nMama’s Boundless Abundance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDeath\nMay Yet Be, The Greatest of Blessings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nLong Last the Swan Taking Flight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFlying\nHigher Than Any Ever Believed Possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nUnderestimate, Your Own Contribution!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate Anybody’s beating heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate what Love accomplishes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate what Humanity achieves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nT<\/font>he\nlight within every One of Us will never die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIlluminating\nthe road less traveled for everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nA Miracle To Believe In yet abides within all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nmiracle which even nonbelievers can Embrace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmiracle of the shared greater context of Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nMiracle Of Sharing The Greatest Truth Of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nYou Gots No Sparkle Child Gets Off Your Booty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nGet\nUp And Shake It Because You Just Ain’t Living!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nYour Joy Once Again For Childhood’s End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nthe love we alone can ever know is Real!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nall the love you know we may yet Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nthe love you know humanity has to give!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nthe Invisible Light Shines All the Brighter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nBrilliant light shining in our sounds of Silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLight That Shines Upon The Moon Will Never Die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndazzling light which even the Blind May Share.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsun Rises Forever never Knowing the Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nShadows yet Playing Peek-a-boo with everyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndazzling beacon which Illuminates All darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nshadows are but the Memory of the eternal light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSpark within us all which can never actually Die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nWonderment in The Moment to be aware of it all.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove making us all Greater Than any sum of parts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we alone can only know for ourselves is Real.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLove Forever Catching Ugly Ducklings By Surprise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngift of freedom to decide who all desire to become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove Elevating the Meanest and Lowlest among us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngift of freedom to decide for ourselves how we feel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove none could ever corrupt yet we feel like we do.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove no one can deny but everyone frequently does!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove none May Destroy but it often feels like we do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGift Of Freedom To Decide Who We Wish To Become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLove that is as bottomless as the deepest ocean Void.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove that’s every bit as Deep as the Marianas Trench!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we can never lose but Frequently believe we do.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nit is only in Being Surprised that our love may Grow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nTruth still Shining adoringly Upon the Moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nTruth Illuminating all of Our days and nights.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\npenumbra of Shadows Dancing on moonlight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nstars in the heavens always dancing round Us.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nMilky Way Illuminating The Path in Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nAbundance of Unbound infinity Promenading.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nuniversal Choir still imploring us to sing along.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nshooting stars abound upon Raising our Gazes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSilent music reposing As If a Feather in mid-air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nsilent siren voice Forever Beckoning Me on still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nshadows Dancing Like Pixies In Pitch Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nRock Of Ages Still Defying Unbalanced Gravity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nrock of Ages eternally illuminates our rainbows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nStepping Stones guiding all in deepest darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nwillow eternally Rooted in the heart of the truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nrock of ages Encouraging all to Learn To Be Still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nripples upon Still Waters when there is no wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\ninspiration lovingly kindling the Eternal Flames.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nGravity’s rainbow holding us in loving embrace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSilence forever falling between the falling drops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nlanguidly flowing fivers of Fathomless shadows.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nlight escaping from shadows on the calmest Fog.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nsoft light of the moon Gently Soothing our souls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nsilence yet lingers betwixt the notes of our songs.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSparkling Laughter dignifying our humble jokes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nPauses Lingering betwixt everyone’s dance steps.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nRainbows Of Beautiful Words Enchant Everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nFather Truth Yet Inspiring Us All to Look Within!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nMother Of All Remains Forever Full Of Surprises!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nBabbling Brook Enchanting the Flickering Flames.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSilent Victory always louder than Humble Words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nBeautiful Words Yet Defying Unbalanced Gravity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nRainbows brilliantly Coloring the whole Universe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nmoon resplendent in the Softest Light of her lover;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSilent Victory leading to all our Greatest Victories.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nsilent Explanation Emerges From the Silent Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nBeauty of Nature Still Enthralling Young and Old.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nLight Of One Truth Illuminates The Entire World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nPoetry In Motion of Sweeping Panoramic Visions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nsun rises once again never knowing our darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSingular Infinity of Great Triumphant Awareness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nInner Peace Exultant Upon Each Present Moment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSilent Victory all must first present to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nAwareness yet expanding to Infinity and beyond!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nUgly Ducklings Following the Most Beautiful of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nactually Straying very Far from the path we are all on;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nhaving but to take a Single Step to get back on the path!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nlove upon climbing their endless stairway to Heaven.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\nalong Sometimes become Lost among large crowds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nbegging for love upon our adventurous Way up the stairs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nto always honor your Mother and Father’s blessings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforget, that Love really does makes the universe go round!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nTo Each Forgive Others and Give All The More Easily!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nTo Seldom Underestimate The Contributions We Make!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nTo Never Underestimate What Humanity Accomplishes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The World, We Are The Children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMake A Brighter Day Just You And Me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The Beacons Lighting The Darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSpreading\nThe Light Of The Truth, All Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nagain Childhood’s End is upon us as we Rise to the Occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSpeak\nUp Warriors of the Rainbow, and share your beautiful words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nUp Warriors of the Rainbow, for childhood’s end is never-ending!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nof us dancing between our invisible moonbeams, to our silent melody!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nlong last speak your Beautiful Words, which would finally break the\nspell!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Arthur\nC. Clark, Muppets, Grateful Dead, Ray Charles)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWho\nThe Fuck Are You?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nYou\nhear and you forget,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nsee and yet I remember,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nmyself and understand for myself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nThe Unspeakable Empty Mind,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSees\nwithout seeing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nwithout doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStops\nBereft Staying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGives\nwithout giving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeels\nWithout Feeling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nItches\nwithout Itching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSays\nnot Really saying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSings\nWithout a sound!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoes\non without going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoves\nwithout moving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSenses\nwithout Sensing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHalts\nwithout Stopping!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTolerates\nNever abiding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeels\nbeneath all Feeling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathes\nWithout Breath!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThinks\nbereft all Thought.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThinks\nBeneath Thoughts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nof Unawareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSenses\nBeneath Sensation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBends\nwhile standing Tall;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBows\ndown never Bowing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInhabits\nwithout Dwelling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaves\nseldom going away.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoves\nWithout Movement!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoving,\nForever Unmoved!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbraces\nwithout Rejection.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecomes\nwithout Becoming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpreads\nWithout Spreading.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChanging\nremains the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnchanged\nstarts to Change.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfluences\nnever influencing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSearches\nbereft ever Seeking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpands\nWithout Expansion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYields\nwithout ever budging!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncites\nwithout even Inciting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnows\nnever really knowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMotivates\nbereft any motives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbraces\nwithout embracing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlows\nNever actually moving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlows\nDown without Braking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpands\nnever really growing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoes\nFaster never accelerating.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSteers\nnot Touching the wheel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBending\nlow achieving heights.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExplains\nwithout Explanations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nElucidates\nnot really Clarifying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nObfuscates\nwithout Influencing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nObfuscates\nwithout ever Hiding.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuestions\nnot asking a Question.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMisdirects\nWithout Misdirecting,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIlluminates\nNever shedding light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBegs\nwithout ever really Begging!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvades\nwithout any Real Evasion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgets\nnever even Remembering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfronts\nwithout actually facing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoes\nplaces without ever Leaving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAcquires\nWithout quite acquiring!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDistributes\nwithout Parceling Out.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProvokes\nwithout ever Provoking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEntices\nwithout offering Anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnswers\nWithout ever Answering,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReferences\nwithout any references!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEstimates\nwithout Ever estimating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAssesses\nwithout Any assessments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAppraises\nwithout ever Appraising.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCalls\nout to Everyone with no voice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisperses\nwithout really Dispersing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStimulates\nWithout ever stimulating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProclaims\nwithout any Proclamation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbraces\nwithout clutching anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMe,\nmyself, and I may never explain it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwho we become just depends on me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMe\nthinks, there’s One indisputable thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomething\nwhich me, myself, and I may agree upon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWords\nare the refuge of saints and sinners alike!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClaiming\nto be too good to use their dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFatuous\nsales pitch of any aspiring con artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSheep\nfollowing money and forever fighting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlights are left on when Nobody’s Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\narguing over who is always arguing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nactually certain if they’re uncertain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain,\nas to what uncertainty means!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\npanicking, shout the sky is falling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nwandering in circles gibbering.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCloudy\nMuddy Waters, Cannot Hide!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nspark within All that cannot die.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverybody\nis Fighting Battles I Know nothing about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe Kind of Stupidity, we’re all capable of!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe Sad Clowns me, myself, and I can be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nHabits are the end of all real awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe lights are left on if Nobody’s home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ntry to Avoid any Serious domestic Disputes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEspecially\nwhen we’re the only ones Involved!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEspecially\nwhen there’s no one else to Blame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nI Try To Be Kind To The Spark In Us All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof Constantly Screaming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n"Who\nThe Fuck Are You!!!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBeginning\nof course with knowing myself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInternal\nBattles are often more surprising!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nwe can All Frighten ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nWe All Frighten One Another.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nI Use to Find my Own Way Home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nLife, Just Seems Too Much For Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nThe World Appears So Very Cold.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nNothing Ever Lends Me Comfort!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nMatter How Late, You’re Arriving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nMatter How Far, You May Roam!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nPlace Sparkles Quite Like Home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nPlace Is Ever More Welcoming.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere’s\nJust No Place Like Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nyou can’t see home plate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan’t\nSee a Forest, in the Tree!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan’t\nSee the Tree Bark Even!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan’t\nFind Our Roots, Below!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nSee a Forest For the Lorax,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nEven a Home to Return to.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo,\nwon’t you let me go down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nsweeter Wonderland dreams,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nRockabye Sweet Baby James.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n(Supertramp,\nTalking Heads, James Taylor)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCrusty\nOld Salts<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShips\nall float according to the theory of displacement,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nis by displacing more Water than their weight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDump\ntoo much weight on any ship in existence,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOverload\nit by a small amount of extra weight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nwill always Sink straight to the bottom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToo\nmuch of anything is not a Good thing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nour Ship takes on water or not!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nin A Totally Airtight Submarine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nwill still sink straight to the bottom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nanyone adding too much weight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\na straw might break a camel’s back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nHate Is Such a Terrible Thing to Waste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ntakes what we can stands till We can’t Stands no More.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExperienced\nsailors know that embracing Hate and anger!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\njust taking on more Dead Weight drinking salt water:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYour\nthirst can only grow as your Heart Sinks lower!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOvercome\nbit by bit, by your Own Caustic Weight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeeling\nunable to stop ourselves from Drinking,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInevitably\nanybody will Sink To the Bottom,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused\nas to exactly what went wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\ndays many prefer not to think about tomorrow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nall too well Aware of the state the World is in;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nrate at which we’re still Destroying the Planet,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nout of the Billions are likely to ever survive.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nonly a Thirst that keeps on growing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nWe Know Not What We’re Fighting For!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\neat, drink your saltwater and be merry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nignore the man behind the curtains.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nIgnore What All the Fuss Is Over!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nignore all the lies going around.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComforted\nthat all too soon enough:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nwill sink straight to the Bottom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nlong last, thirst finally quenched,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nno one can raise another glass,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\ndeath inevitably Decides the issue.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrusty\nold salts often preferring to die,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\ngoing down without a fight,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nthemselves as well as everyone,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\ntheir own desire to fight forever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisappearing\nInto The Fathomless Depths.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSooner\nthan stop Drowning in any sorrows.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSooner\nthan Try Talking to any other people.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsistent\non sinking all the way to the bottom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsistent\nthere exist no other viable alternative!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsistent\nthey know what the hell they’re doing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTaking\neverybody left onboard down with them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPopeye\nthe sailor man, was the famous exception,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nsome crusty old salt who worked for a living;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwould bend over backwards to avoid trouble,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\nworried about what others thought of him!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually\njust preferring to Tend to his Own Business.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimple\nminded enough to still enjoy lending a hand!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWas\nalso Kind and Generous to anybody else as well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nwilling to give Others the benefit of any Doubt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\noffering his Enemies an olive branch sometimes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nif they never gave him any Real Reason to do so!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nremained ready and able to Defend those in need!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCame\nTo His Friends’ Rescue On Many An Occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nResisted Drinking Saltwater Whenever Possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwearing,\nThat It Made Him Strong To The Finish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nhe also liked to eat a lot of fresh spinach!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFending\noff scurvy, and saltwater dehydration!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Hanna\nBarberra Cartoons)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nRide\nthe Fractal Dragon<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSomething\nin the way she moves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttracts\nme like no other lover,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomething\nin the way… she moves me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\ndon’t want to leave her now,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nknow I believe and how…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherever\nshe may lead I follow…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\ndreams really do come true.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nI’ve been living one all of my life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe dreamer, at last, awakens,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nfind himself living the dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nfor us to go forward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust first turn, and go back…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIlluminating\nthe path beneath us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurrendering\nour feet to our path!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nthe ground holding us up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHead\nin the clouds, rooted to earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nstep again lighter than the last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nwe never become completely lost.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nfor ourselves who we are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nWho we Desire to become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnsuring\nAll might touch one another.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nlovingly swaddling Rainbows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHead\nin the clouds feet on the Ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nbecome the source of lightness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity’s\nRainbow, A Hidden Treasure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nto ride our Celebrated Dragon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nreally no different, Requiring Patience.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRequiring\ncourage and a sense of humor;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeet\non The Ground Head In The Clouds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\ntolerant Disposition is often invaluable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDragons\nare famous for driving you Nuts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDragons\nare Famous for being inscrutable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\ntheir seriously warped sense of humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFractal\ndragons can Twist everyone’s brain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nWu Li masters who all study comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nResplendent\nin all the colors of the rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nsense of humor requires getting used to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\ncuriouser designs remaining undeniable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nlong unbridled hair trailing in the breeze!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEyes\nan open book that’s always clear as mud!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\nmumbling curiouser and curiouser!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nCuriosity the only thing slowing her down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSearching\nfor the location of the root metaphors.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHidden\nby the usual eight Curiouser caricatures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nResiding\nbeyond our deepest blue event horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nany sensation or human comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nLost somewhere in the memory of God.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nonly known Keys to the gateway to paradise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAtop\nthe highest mountain peaks in Wonderland,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWay\nUp High, On The Giant Stairway To Heaven.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nthan the greatest of eagles might ever soar!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nthan all the Cloud Nines ever quite ascend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nis a great wizard, with any words and concepts;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwhom, even the Tao Te Ching itself has spoken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nWu Li Master of the Worst Bullshit Fuzzy Logic.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nshe is the all powerful Avatar of Mother Nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nis the Irresistible Force of nature and every other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nis the daughter of mama Nature and father Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhom\nnone with incompatible karma may even meet,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhom\nnone with incompatible karma might ever ride!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhom\nnone with incompatible karma can understand!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou’d\nhave a better chance Attempting to fool yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nyou might as well attempt to try and Defy yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nher mother her sense of humor defies imagination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nMight As Well, Stubbornly Try To Walk On Water!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncan as well go ahead and shoot yourself in the foot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nall the good it’ll ever do you to fool with the dragon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile,\nshe and the Wu Li master share endless curiosity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\ndependent upon the other to discover any answers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nSharing a Frequently Off the Wall Sense Of Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\ndepending upon the other, to listen with their heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBoth\nwise enough, to remember to simply forget to forget.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDragons\nall know everything their Mother Nature Knows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthe secrets of navigating within the memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nWu Li Masters comprehend the secrets of the Bagua;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmathematical metaphorical language of the multiverse.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmany secrets of how to use the most beautiful of words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto make the words of the Tao Te Ching speak out loud!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto interpret, any metaphors for the benefit of the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto interpret Root Metaphors of the paradox of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto use them to open the gateway to the hidden treasures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHidden\nbehind the veiled Curtains of the Gateway to paradise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto bend space and time to ascend the Stairway to Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nparadoxes never really make sense, unless they don’t!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nshadows remain, but the memory of the Eternal Light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwhatever they might know is what they simply don’t.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nto boldly go, where no one sane has ever gone before!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nPlunges Her Long Neck Below The Blue Event Horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nher Wu Li Rider, she creates an Einstein-Rosen bridge!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe only thing they know, is they know nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus,\noccupying more than one place at any given time;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst,\nyet occupying more than one time at a place,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthe two become one with all of time and space!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDragon\nand Rider, encircling a singular infinity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHarmonious\nElegant And Humble, Simplicity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\ninfinite diversity, within infinite complexity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBearing\nthe spark yet within them, still growing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBearing\nthat which remains, beyond imagination.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearing\nthe word echoing within the empty void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfuture far behind them, the past is the present!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nalpha and omega, becoming one and the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfuture is so bright, they’re all wearing shades!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\npresent is so compelling, the future is on hold.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npresent so seldom ever turns out to be the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPutting\nthe future behind them they relive their past.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\ntheir past they leave it behind them again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeing\nthe past and future pass before their very eyes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTogether\nthey recreate, their personal singular-infinity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nhumble efficiency, appointing greater complexity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLost secrets of genuine ignorant wisdom and virtue.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsecrets of the most ancient of any roads less traveled,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSecrets that we alone would ever Reveal to ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHidden\nbehind all of heaven’s Nebulous ethereal curtains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPast\nthe Gateway to Paradise, Atop the Highest Mountain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthey practice the Fine Arts of anarchistic facilitation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthey must first ascend, the giant stairway to Heaven.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nboth rise above, forbidding clouds upon the horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nany dark shadows are vanquished in the light of day.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nto discover ourselves, we must all ascend higher!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nonce again allow our feet to rediscover the path we are on.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nfake it until you make it baby, upon our road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nrediscover where it is all might actually fear to go the most.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nfind our poetry in motion, upon our own road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nGaze Upon The Face of God None Can Actually Remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGreat and All Powerful Wizard of Oz Behind the Curtains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeanwhile,\nWu Li and Alice, Dance On Invisible Moonbeams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWorking\nfeverishly they assemble all the pieces of the puzzle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nto first collect all of the pieces of the key metaphors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nin the possession of the eight Wonderland caricatures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nthe four root metaphors hidden within the eight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nto discover who has their finger on the button!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nignorant bliss, somewhere over the rainbow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDown\nthe rabbit hole upon the yellow brick road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nIgnorant Virtue, can be its own reward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nsomewhere inside the memory of God,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClimbing\nthe great stairway to Heaven,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nthe deep blue event horizon,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nthe gateway to paradise,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAtop\nof the highest peaks of the Great Valley below!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n(The\nBeatles, Chinese fairytale, Alice in Wonderland)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHappy\nIdiots<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nvirtue can be its own reward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\ndown the road of life less traveled,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClueless\nas to how to best get from point A to B,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nhave clueless friends, we must first be clueless;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nforever Ignorant virtue remains Undeniable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDespite\nsome wackier cartoon logic that applies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nIgnorant Wisdom is childishly knowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nlike Total Idiots we stop watching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherever\nin Hell we may think we’re going.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Busy\ntalking on a cellphone or something!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFoolish Path is not what it used to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nstrangely enough remains unchanged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverything\nblending into cloudy horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nevery Direction things all look the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\neach fork in the road looks the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForks\nExtending out to infinity and beyond!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForks\nBranching to more forks Ad Infinitum.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForks\nall blending into Ever Cloudy horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ntelling, Where In Hell that road could lead.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nhow we all got on the road we’re on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nany road has a real beginning or end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoing\nnowhere from nowhere, as fast as we can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLife\nin the fast lane, on our fast track to nowhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUp\nahead at every signpost, its the Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGetting\noff the road altogether is the only way out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExcitement\nfollows great confusion and indecision,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe’re\non the road to nowhere getting nowhere fast!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanyone know, how far it is until our next exit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanybody know the height of the Empire State!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanyone know Zen and the Art of Motorcycles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nvaliant few, attempt to drive from the backseat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverybody\ndriving in circles talking faster in circles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nall begin to drive faster and talking even faster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nstart driving in circles, screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nstumble out upon their knees, from exhaustion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLife\nin the fast lane, surely makes you lose your mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnough\nthat some ponder if riding in the trunk is safer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMad\nenough their Red Queen yells off with their heads.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLife\nin the fast lane to drive Never-ending Armageddon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLife\nIn The Fast Lane pulling over at the Hotel California!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanybody, have any clue, as to where the hell we are?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanybody, anywhere ever really know what time it is?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanybody ever really care?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis the happy idiot, supposedly in charge around here?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWish\nyou were here,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof all of these other sorry clowns bumbling around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nme, myself, and I enjoy being happy idiots too,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nthere is no one alive who is youer than you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Eagles,\nChicago, Talking Heads, Pink Floyd, Dr Seuss)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSublime\nLime Jell-O<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nUnexplored\nvistas opening up before me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPossibilities\nI have seldom considered,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNature’s\nendless wonders calling me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnticing\nme to Go outside and play!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nCall of the Wild to Investigate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nI want to soar with the eagles?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigh\nwithin the great wide open;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRun\nFastest Among the Wolves?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThrough\na Forest of great trees?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nrise up through the canopy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwinging\nwith Bold monkeys.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGossip\nwith all the Monkeys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nEating the Sweet Fruit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPausing\nto Smell the flowers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSavour\na Moment of Silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npossibilities are endless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNature\ncan be fantastic fun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nbelieve I may try them all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwhich one do I try first?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\nmust learn to Crawl.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nreally trying to Walk!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWalk\nbefore learning to Run.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRun\nbefore learning to Jump!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJump\nbefore trying To Swing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwing\nif we wish to Fly High!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nfirst everybody has to Try!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\njoining the Wild Things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nDoing Any Head Stands.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nTrying Fancy Cartwheels!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nUsing, Any Of Your Vital Energy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nWiggle And Jiggle, Like Lime Jell-O!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nGet\nDown All Funky Green and Translucent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMr.\nSmooth’s Sweet Talking Cool!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpectacular\nDepths All Sparkling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLoose\nand Firm yet Wiggly-jiggly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHamsters\nthat Laugh Hysterically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFunky\nmonkeys jiggling Tummies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPiddlewiddlediddle\nin the Middle.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nMellow as well as Humble.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nas Soft as, Pink Bubblegum!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSweet\nas The Freshest of Ripe Fruits.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nVibrating\nLike The Energizer Bunny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWavy\nGravy As Mr Smooth Himself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTopological\nQuantum Entanglement.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumming\nwith your own resonance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeel\nthat which no one Else may Feel.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeel\nthat which there is No Substitute.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDeep\ndown in the Core of Your Being.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShimmy\nShammy with every Sammy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nthe origin of Real Satisfaction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nthe origin of True inner Peace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nfirst embracing feeling any Jiggling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ncomprehend the order of all Things.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nLearn How to Run, Fly, And Swing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nLearn the Many Secrets of Existence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFirst\nDwell On, Any Stinking Thinking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeditate\nUpon The Sublime Lime Jell-O!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof only the Best in entertainment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof humanity’s brilliant Inner Glow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof the Funkiest of cosmic vibrations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof Any Greater Personal Satisfaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof what makes the World Go Around.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof that which makes Life Worthwhile!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOrigin\nof The Cosmic Vibes in Our Universe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOrigin\nof the great Rainbow Fractal Dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nblinder Visions of madmen and saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHubcaps\non any car spinning backwards!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProducing\ninner peace and contentment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nImbibe\nthe delightful sweet Lime Jello!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHerein\nlie any secrets of Wonderland!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ntiniest vibrating wiggly-jigglies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConsider\nthe lilies of the field, how they grow;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nToil Not neither do they spin.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet,\nspread everywhere like weeds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMold,\nbacteria, or even cockroaches!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOrganic\nperpetual Motion machines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContextually,\nNaturally Supernatural!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContractually\nobligated to their Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChilling\nGreen quanta Jiggle deliciously.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCoy\nabout anyone Touching their Diaper!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChange\nColors and flavors Spontaneously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConstantly\nplaying the game of peek-a-boo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nColor\nCoordinate their cloths by themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCapable\nof effortlessly slinging more Zingers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nMama Can Play Wicked Peek-a-boo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYo\nMama Makes The Best Sublime Lime Jell-O.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYo\nMama Knows all the Moves and then some!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYo\nMama Wiggles and Jiggles like nobody else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYo\nMama, can run, jump, fly, swing, and swim!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYo\nMama’s nose knows how to change diapers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYogi\nBerra was coming in, from out in left field,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\novernight Yogi instantly became famous,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nexcitedly yelling out at practice one day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n90%\nof this game is all half-mental head-trips!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreat\nbehinds all being of the fruitier variety,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Usually\ndiddling, twiddling, and dawdling)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrefer\nfruity tootie bananas, in lime Jell-O;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually,\nwith all the little marshmallows,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nany bullshit, all the more colorful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrightest\ngreen, and yellower flowing crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlbeit\nif they happen to be less fussy eaters;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nenjoy scarfing down, their own bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEagerly\nwallowing, in their own colorful crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nterribly hesitant to wait to procrastinate,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSensually,\nenjoying the warm feeling spreading,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreedily\neating again, whatever they regurgitate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCovered\nfrom head to toe with Sublime Lime Jello!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreen\nJell-O dribbling as they shovel in two fistfuls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDepending\nupon, just how delightfully any bananas!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nhappen to twiddle, widdle, and diddle chilling out in lime Jell-0!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFruity\nTootie Bananas<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nI\nWant To Buried Vertically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nUpsidedown\nUnder a Fruit Tree!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPreferably,\nA Cloying Fruit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nReally And Truly Fruity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFruity Tootier Rooten Tooten Fruity Fruits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nkind That Occupy a Room,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nAll Stand Out In a Crowd!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTaking\nUp any Time and Space!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\njust any Bland Banana Tree.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBodaciously,\nUnashamed Fruits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\njust some Overgrown Shrub.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nanother fruit Bereft Its Seeds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nanother Hideous ornamental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreferring\nto keep it in the Family.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCloned\nhybrids all being the Same.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClones\nwill often Drone On and on.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nconvinced cloned Incest Is Best!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnless\nThey Happen to Be Plantain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nWish nothing to do with Them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nSeeds that Never Germinate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToo\nSmall for any to Actually Sprout.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToo\nTiny for anybody to really notice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWorthless\nseeds unfit for composting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToo\nSmall, for the Birds to even Enjoy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRetired\nbunches buried Upside-down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlong\nwith all of their Worthless seed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nThe Smiles, Becoming Sad Frowns!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnhappy\nclowns cloned upside-down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBuried\nupsidedown their smiles frown!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nto jump back on their feet Again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nWorthless like all Their seeds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOccasionally\nan entire clone Family tree.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBurying\nEach Other Wherever They Can.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClowns\nall cloning around Upside-down.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCloning\nthemselves at Every opportunity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClones\nburied upside-down all over town.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCloned\nclowns keeping it all in the Family.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClannish\ncloned clowns are forever Inbred.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCloned\nyellow smile painted on their faces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif they had an actual genetic inheritance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nNever germinate in the hot tropical sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRotting\nbefore they can even hit the ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nLast One of Them as Sterile as a Mule.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nlast one soon to become soft and limp!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif they could be allergic to the facts of life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif they were all Catholic Priests and Nuns.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif never learning about the birds and bees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif never having had an orgasm in their life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsignificant\nEven When Properly Deep Fried.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nredeeming Value by any known Standard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nof any real substance like cotton Candy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nLike straw without any Taste whatsoever.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDevoid\nof any taste like eating wet Cardboard.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDefinitely\nNot worth ever writing home about.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNonetheless\nmay ripen fruity Tootier bananas.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPossessing\nonly Trivial amounts of Potassium.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWittgenstein\nforever rolling over in his Grave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nIndeterminate in Quantum Superposition.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nlaughing reciting childhood Limericks.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrom\nfar out in left field, Yogi Berra yelling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nagain 90% of this game is half-mental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nstill attempting to Contribute even after their deaths,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthe many Livelier fruity fruits growing on planet earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGratuitous\nfruity Flatulence reserved for Stephen Wright!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nBreathing New Death, Into The Totally Meaningless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSocrates\nreminding me To Be Fruity and multiply fruits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpread\nIgnorant Bliss Going All Fruity Tootie Bananas!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes,\nI’ll even get post cards from The Far Side!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPhotographs\nof earth taken from extreme high orbit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWritten\nin saffron yellow crayon, on back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGenerations\nof cloned clowns salute you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConcerned\nthat you might not be alright,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nconsensus was to drop you a note!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRather\nthan coming to talk in person!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoodbye\nand thanks for all the fish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReassuring\nto know that As Usual,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou’re\nonly Out To Lunch again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMe,\nmyself, and I knowingly nod to ourselves upon contemplating,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ncloned clown fruits of endless generations after generation… <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\nOf\nthe more rooten tooten, homegrown, fruity tootie bananas!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Douglas\nAdams, Garry Larson)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSparkling\nWonderland<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilent\nFireworks, Sparkling Diamonds, Falling Rain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGentle\norb Shimmering Down upon supine waves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBurdens\nquietly relinquished in Velvet Darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich Yet possesses purpose and direction;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nEscapes Me only to return again and again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTime\nand tide wait for None in the pouring rain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nlost horizons storm clouds keep rolling in.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwollen\ndrops all sag each heavier than The last,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGlistening\nwith the Promise Of new life to come!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nbeckoning all to return home once again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nSleep perchance to dream of days yet to come!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\ndrop a Memory of Brighter Days in the sun.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\neach drop also a river none may step in twice,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReturning\nhome relaying the Warmth Of our sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMelting\namorphously under the tempestuous sea;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLuxuriating\nin the warmth of A Far Greater Truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPersistence\nof awareness Lingering in the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nto be Lost forever just fading into the sunset.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nto be lost Forever mere dust before the wind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nto be lost forever On the Bottom of the ocean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nTo Be Lost On Top Of The Highest Mountain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaffected\nBy the Vagaries of Stormy Ocean Waves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaffected\nby greater time’s less Forgiving Fortunes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDelightful\nSilence Dances Between the Falling Drops.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearkening\nthe Memory of God on the waters of life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOff\nin the distance A Beacon Of Hope in all darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfailing to lend comfort To All hands lost at sea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nbored, or dismissive with those all around him!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfailing to Stand Strong against Outrageous Fate.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfailing to Guide All Through the Raging Storms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDazzling\nBeacon Yet Penetrates Our Deepest Darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBringing\nrenewed life and Hope to myriad good things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\naroused the sea passionately embraces her Lover!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStanding\nFirm as of Carved Out of the Rock of Gibraltar;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStanding\nOut Standing Tall upon the shore’s Beachhead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nhe eagerly Anticipates every tender loving caress!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaiting\nfor the mud to settle within the eye of the Storm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nTogether they embody their own poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAwaiting\na shared crescendo of divine heavenly thunder!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nin each other’s arms Safe Harbor From the Storm;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaiting\nFirmly Rooted to the Earth head up in the clouds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif in gratitude for their wondrous emancipated feeling;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlong\nwith the change in weather all eyes turn to Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsee if the sun will yet Shine Through the darkest clouds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsee if the brilliant light may yet penetrate their darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrace them again with Tender Ineffable pleasure and joy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrace them yet again with the Gift Of Life and awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nprivate Silent Explanation of the Victory of The Silence;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nsummoning the upward Spiraling Stairway To Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeeling\nall the Love Reigning down upon the earth from above,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilent\nfireworks Sparkle Ceaselessly going off in every direction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\nrain upon a tin roof Conjuring Up a Romance just for two,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nit is above, so be it below, within A Sparkling Wonderland Of Rain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nColor\nMy World<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nInner\nPeace And Joy Accompany Mama’s Sparkling Laughter,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nEchoing out to infinity from beyond the empty void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nTrue Happiness is having no desires for myself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nI’m happy just doing whatever it is I’m doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerfectly\ncontent simply to do a Good day’s Work.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\na care in the world I surrender to the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nUncertainties Silly Worries or Distractions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nGratification Simply being who I am!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nBliss Acquiescing to what is to come.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nDance Delightfully All Around Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDarkest\nof all Darkness still somehow visible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlickering\nInvisible Pixies, Without Attitudes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnticing\nme ever Onward towards my center.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBewitching\nSilence Dances between the notes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\ntiniest gesture compels me ever forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na leaf Cast Adrift on the highest of winds;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nthe Sun Shinning Through, After A Storm.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Newborn Infant before Learning to smile.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Wave Gently Reborn yet again mid-ocean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaving\nall my Worldly Cares on the far horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRelinquishing\nAll of My Burdens In the Distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nthat I alone may Lay me Down To Sleep again;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nmy cares Fading becoming lost in the distance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nmy Burdens Vanish As If never having existed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthe Problems of the World another Bad Dream!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRejoicing\nwaters of life dance on the Gentle Breeze.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRiding\nLike the Wind, Inside the Great Wide Open!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSailing\nPast Wooden Ships on the Water Very Free.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nRejoicing On Rejoining the Land Of the Living!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlying\nHigher Than the greatest of Eagles ever Soar!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe moon and her lover find Solitude At Last.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nThan Any Cloud Nines May Actually Attain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRainbows\nFollowing Them wherever they would go.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDazzling\nAll Who may look upon them Unprepared.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrilliant\ndiamonds All Agleam in luminous sunlight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHeedless\nof the Exact Destination, that Awaits Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nBrilliance Proclaiming their Overwhelming Joy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTwinkling\nstars come to shine down on mother earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nfall to earth or ascend yet higher unto the heavens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReveling\non discovering their own Glorious Freedom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrating\ntheir newfound Freedom within the void.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpressing\ntheir Gratitude to the Mother of All Voids.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpressing\nGratitude and Amazement For their Grace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpressing\ntheir Simple Joy in Taking Part In Creation,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHypnotic\nBabbling Of A Brook, As The Surf Comes In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nvelvet white noise assuages all in complete silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ncool flowing Breeze softly caresses my entire body.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nthe softer silence flowing Unimpeded through me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nthe quiet overhead shade yet gently appeasing me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMusic\nbereft any instruments and songs bereft all lyrics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLanguorous\nIntertwining Shadows Melt on the Horizon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nmy surroundings revealed as sheer poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPromenading\nshadow and Silence in each Delicious note.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nenjoining me to come Celebrate Dancing with them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnthralling\nme Mother nature dances to her own melody!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nlove Blossoming out to infinity from beyond eternity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nshe continues to dance delightfully cajoling me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCaptivating\nvoices of the Universal Choir sing her praises,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLuxuriating\nin their personal freedom on the rock of Ages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBasking\nin the light of Mama and Papa’s Bountiful Graces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nNaive grace of the Smallest Child dancing delightfully.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\njust because she can’t help but break out in dance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nbecause Dancing Joyfully is what she was born to do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHarmonious\nAwareness Celebrates everything in existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLengthening\nshadows race the Still Fading Light of the sun.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilence\nquickly following them, taking the long way home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsleep to slumber once more perchance dream yet again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ndream of fleeting contours Escaping all Consciousness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ndiscover In Repose what escapes us in our Daily lives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nembrace what solace yet awaits surrendering to Fate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nSomehow Remembers, Their Dreams Come True!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nsomehow summons the dreamer to dream again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncommands all of space and time in their dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwould soar higher still than the stars and moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncan accept what lies beyond all comprehension;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncould Summon the Weary to Dream Yet Again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\neagerly accepts what Is to be but Pure Fantasy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nmay embrace what never has made any sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhose\ndreams follow them wherever they may go.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nStill Embraces, What Never Will Make Sense.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nOthers May Summarily Dismiss As Fiction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nThe Greatest Of All Possible Confidence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHolding\nIt Nearest and Dearest To Their Heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nOnly Their Love, In Such Moments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nlong last two Lovers embrace once again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\ncommon Desire to Please each other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nColor\nmy world with hope of loving you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(CSNY,\nChristopher Cross, Chicago)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThis\nMortal Coil<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNewborn\nbabies always love their mothers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnconditionally,\nand with all of their tiny little hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArriving\ninto our world already loving them,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ndoubting their love for a single second.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nwondering why they Love her so much.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nlove’s So Strong they would do anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nin Heaven and Earth might stop them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nalive could ever replace the love they feel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nquestion is not whether we have ever loved!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether Our own Love is ever strong enough.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether someone else’s love Is Strong Enough!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether our own Heart is really strong enough.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether Our Love’s But a Fool’s Game We Play!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether finding love again is all about letting go;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love is for the young and foolish at heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether we can ever replace somebody we’ve lost.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether Good Loving is The Finest Thing Around.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love, is just the biggest scary can of worms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love’s the result of any biological hormones.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether Love Depends On Anyone’s Astrology Sign!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love’s something only Jesus might give us all.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love demands more than anybody has to give.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love’s anything we can put off for another day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether Love is But a Mystery Beyond Comprehension.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether Love Is Only For the Lucky, Rich, And Famous!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love just depends on being unlucky at gambling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether good Loving Is about making Personal Sacrifices;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love’s Forever Much More trouble than Its Worth,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love is Just an option some choose to live without,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love is just another Hollywood Fantasynightmare.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love can actually make the whole world go round!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether Real Love demands greater personal commitment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love depends upon anyone we know giving more!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether We Should Wait Longer For Old Wounds to Heal.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether our hearts are dreadfully damaged beyond repair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether the Fates are against any of us ever knowing love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether it’s even still possible for us to learn to love again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwhen did we become so sad, angry, hateful, and spiteful?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nhas our own attitude, taken a nose dive for the worse?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ndid we lose contentment to simply love and be loved?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove,\nhappiness, and joy are neither created, nor destroyed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCapable\nof only being rediscovered inside God’s memory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\ntaking a journey down our own road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\na journey of a thousand miles begins with a step!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nthe masters of our fates the captains of our souls,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nmatters not how straight the gate or charged the scripture of the\nscroll!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmemory awaits us all on the road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nOne Greater Truth, that defines our existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nonly a rare few could ever see in all its glory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nNaive Child of God Yet Abides Within All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\nthinking of theirs, as merely caricatures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnimals\nwhich act up every now and again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWild\nbeasts which each must learn to tame.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthe tiniest of all newborn babes know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nreally knowing that they know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nunderstanding what it means!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\neven really thinking about it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\na clue as to how they know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\never having, to make sense.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nwe may all still feel yet again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we know we have within.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nface none actually remembers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich abides, our foolishness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich, even blind eyes yet see!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nears of the deaf would still hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes,\nin order to watch a clock!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust all sleep turning out the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nanything else by being unaware!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nourselves from beating ourselves up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrevent\nourselves running round in circles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMindlessly\nattacking, all that we would love.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nScreaming\nand shouting, kicking our own ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRanting\nand looking for someone else to blame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\ngetting nowhere accomplishing nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsleep, perchance to dream, aye, there’s the rub,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nin that sleep of death what dreams may come,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwe have shuffled off this mortal coil,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n Knowing\nwhat nightmares we have wrought upon ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(William\nHenley, Shakespeare)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFoggy\nMountain<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFog\ncascades down the mountain, like a blanket,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExposing\npockets of fluff… abandoned in the rush.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe quiet morning hour becomes memorable,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nshadow surprises me, by visibly radiating light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLight\nexplodes outward, from within dark shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif my reserved humble shadow leads a Secret Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif my Shadow were more than just An Empty Void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nIf My Pale Shadow, Had Somehow Been Electrified!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif it were Normally Just too much of a Wall Flower!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nI gaze on my shadow cast upon the still fog.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHundreds\nof rays all dancing like flame or lightening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthrilled for a chance to dance free of the darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nnone may see the light around another’s shadow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nas none may see any darkness in another’s Soul!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nshadows are but Dim memories of greater light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight within Everyone which cannot really die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\nof my companions could easily lie to the rest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nbecause we’re Honest we bust out Laughing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnjoying\nmama’s really wicked sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nincredible eight dimensional punch lines.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurprising\nreminders of our mortal fallibility,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif she’s playing Peek-A-Boo with infants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\njoking, we’re all big babies to someone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nreminding all, the Truth remains,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ncontext which decides any content!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsilent truth, embraces everything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncan lie to everyone around you,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nthen who would care about anything you say?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nno one cares, what you have to say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nmuch better to simply remain silent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithholding\nstupid personal comments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nthe treasure of golden silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n Laugh\npolitely, at mama’s sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThank\nher, for revealing yet another Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCompliment\nher for sharing anything new!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemaining\nmindful, of papa’s greater truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nmama calls, and papa is our rock!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nlife’s poetry in motion, demands attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBe\nattentive, to any echoes within the silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSearch\nfor the darkness in your surroundings.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBe\nnot afraid, for all shadows contain the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nnever allow great darkness to swallow you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeek\nout any light struggling to escape the dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCast\nall your shadows upon the calm pool of fog!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLook\nfor your signs within confronting any truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeek\nOut The Light still attempting to escape you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscover\ncontentment in our victory of the silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nhow to be just as still as the Rock of Ages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\ndiscovering the joy in every silent explanation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscovering\nfor yourself, who you really desire to be,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscovering\nfor yourself your spark within never dies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTake\nThe Way Less Traveled, the way returns the favor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYour\nfeet can shape the path, as the way shapes your feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nhonesty with ourselves remains the greater loving truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe shinning path to untold wonders, upon the yellow brick road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Ozark\nNational Forest)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFly\nLike An Eagle<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFlying\nWith The Eagles,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nMy Spirit, Carry Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRising\nAbove Our World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSoaring\nOver The Ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nOver the Tall Forest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nThan, Any Mountain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nThan the Dark Clouds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nthan Anyone has flown.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nReach for the Sun and Moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nGaze Upon, Untold Splendor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere,\nTwo Lovers Still Embrace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nOpen Sky covers the ocean.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nOpen Space Fills Your Soul.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe Wind Calls to her lover!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nSpirits have room to Dance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nopen air, embraces the Mother.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst,\nBaby Peeps Clutch her tight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif afraid to ever Let her Go again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif Afraid the Moment Could End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif afraid she could abandon them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\ntheir destiny yet awaits them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nof ceaselessly passing seasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nhow deeply she loves them all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nfear can become the mindkiller!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nof which way Fowl winds blow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEarth\nMother Embraces her peeps back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nthe peeps must all leave the nest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nShe Must Push Them All Out Herself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\ntheir leap of faith on thinnest air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to become, what God’s intended!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTriumphant\nSwan, of every child’s dream!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTriumphant\nSwan, of the great wide open!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTriumphant\nin all of our accomplishments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTriumphant\nwe sing praises unto the moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nIs No Greater Purpose Or Satisfaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nGreater Power Exists In The Entire Verse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ngreater meaning awaits hidden away in any distant valley!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthat all any can ever know is they know nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSailing\nlike the wind, through the highest of tree tops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwonder is the beginning, of all wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nResting\ncomfortably at the end of a long day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing,\nthe world remains far greater,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nany of us, may ever determine,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nanyone might begin to imagine.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMuch\nless could hope to comprehend.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMuch\nless, could really hope to desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGentle\nlaughter, yet echoes in the void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuietest\npatter, of tiny scampering feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nstill flickering in all directions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrailing\nechoes lost to the far flung void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nme, as if my personal shadow;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDelicious\ngiggles abruptly fade in silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemories\nof a warm sparkle deep inside,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccompanying\nus all, even in our sleep!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSatisfaction,\nthat money just can’t buy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nrest perchance to soar high again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsoar into the greatest of heights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nWant To Fly Like An Eagle Let My Spirit Carry Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nyour wildest of dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nany ability to imagine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nany ability to fathom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nbones, will find final rest,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFacing\nupward, for eternity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\ngaze, as wide as space!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInto\nthe great, wide open!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpirit\nsoaring, yet again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInside\nthe endless void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nwondrous delights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nuntold abundance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Steve\nMiller, Serenity)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\nA Wonderful World<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nI\nsee trees of green, red roses too.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nsee them bloom, for me and you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nI think to myself, what a wonderful world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nsee skies of blue, and clouds of white.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbright blessed day, the dark sacred night.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nI think to myself, what a wonderful world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nColors of the Rainbow, so pretty in the sky.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAre\nalso on the faces, of people going by.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nsee friends shaking hands…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSaying,\n"How do you do?"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’re\nreally saying,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n"I\nlove you".<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nhear babies cry… watch them grow…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’ll\nlearn much more, than I’ll ever know.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nI think to myself, what a wonderful world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYes,\nI think to myself, what a wonderful world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOh\nyeah.<br\/>\n(Louis Armstrong original lyrics)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilent\nVictory<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThose\nwho know their greatest Enemies Know without doubt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nGreatest Battles Are Always Fought Within;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nJudging Others I Too Have Been Judged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJudging\nMyself to Be All the More Wanting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJudging\nmyself Less worthy than I imagined.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJudging\nmyself less Worthy than any desired!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Child desiring to become so much more.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nVoices Within, None Ever Actually Silences!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGibbering\nmonkeys Clutching onto all our backs.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDistractions\nfrom What We All still Hold Dearest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnable\nTo Listen they cannot Hold Conversations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIrritating\nMocking Echoes and Flattering Fantasies;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGhosts\nAnd Wraiths of Everyone’s Past And Future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsistent\nupon Bending Our Ears every way they can.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDemanding\nOur Personal Attention all for themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthe louder the harder we strive to Drive them Away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nwe Do Something that we have Never Done Before!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nin Losing our own minds,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nfinally Come To our Senses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nour Own Experiences!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ncan Nurture more confidence:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nthe very ground below our feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nEach Other, as well as ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nElevating\nOurselves In The Process!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLifting\neach other up off the ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnjoying\nSharing smiles as We do so;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRaising\nourselves as we Raise Others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfronting\nour worst of Nightmares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nwhat it Means To Be content!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nhow to truly live Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRediscovering,\nThe Zest For Life Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nour worlds, both Outside and in.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nas we help each other balance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nis no Greater, Possible Satisfaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ngreater Happiness and joy is possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nGreater Contentment is ever achieved,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nLiving Lives Indistinguishable From Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\ndreams reflecting all our true feelings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nliving the dream we Create our dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\njust listening Promote greater Tolerance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\njust being ourselves, Discover each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nothers by choosing to be ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we Give becoming the love we take!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we Get Back, may still live on again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we Share multiplying exponentially!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeet\nshaping Our paths as the path shapes us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nstep sheer harmonious poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe invincible peaceful warrior Lies within!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\ngreat truth embraces his own Vulnerability!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\ngreatest love lending his hands to humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\ngreatest joy becoming sheer poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nattainment when Great Silence Speaks loudest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nheroic Strength Abides in his personal Integrity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nWeakness Becoming a source of greater Strength!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nhonor and Integrity in actualizing Ignorant Virtue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nPride in seldom having any desire or Use For Pride!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nSpirituality from his truth of A Miracle To Believe In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\ngood name is A Princely Jewel Wrapped in filthy rags!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\naccomplishments Artfully Sowing Peace, Love, and Joy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nCompassion the Awareness That All Can Know Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nsense of Humor in Asking Himself what was the question?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nUnbound Sense Of Wonder And Beauty Residing in Nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nSerenity In Mama Calling and Papa Remaining His Rock of Ages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nConfidence, In Seldom Underestimating Anybody’s Contributions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nwillingness to humble himself,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWillingness\nto Confront himself,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWillingness\nto Be truly Honest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConscious\nit is Now Or Never!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFuture Can Wait Forever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nPast, Can’t Stop Waiting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nbetter time for us to begin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nGreater Opportunity Exists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nbetter way to Command Fate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmatter requires more Attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nGreater Power in the verse Exists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTry?!\nThere Is No Try…Do Or Do Not!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\n90% Of This Game Half-mental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nothers we embrace ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nyourself you learn who you are.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat we All Share the same mother!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat we’re All Still Children of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nThat All Struggle upon their ascent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat you Haven’t Lived a single day,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat no one has ever Known Victory,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nyou do something special for another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nany poor unsuspecting slob you’ve met!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nanother clueless fool who knows nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncan’t find the words to thank you enough!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Who\nhas no real clue why you are helping them)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncan never, possibly, ever hope to repay you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsudden familiar expression of comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsudden surprised looks of humbled recognition!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthe Silent Victory of the Truth is Triumphant again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSilent Truth that leads to ever greater silent victories,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nVictory\nresiding in paying it forward, until the end of time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilent\nExplanations<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIf\nYou Cannot Explain Something,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\na five year old, can understand it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nyou don’t understand it yourself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused\nover what could really matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused,\nwhen living life is actually easy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused,\nwhen life would really be so easy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused\nwhen embracing any silence is easy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused\nwhen quiet silence may be deafening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nSilent Explanations All Speak loudest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExplanations,\nNeed seldom take up a lot of Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExplanations\nNeed Seldom Be Terribly Elaborate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nSilence Says More, Than All Of Our Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nSilence May Fill A Room, With Significance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\na simple smile, nod, or glance still says it all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nsounds of Deep Silence echo beating hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nsilently Holding One another just feels right!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nThe Sound of Silence Still Rings with Import!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nAdding More Merely Detracts from the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreat\nSilence can be revealed as a hidden treasure.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngolden silence Treasured by ancient children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngreater Context Deciding All of our content!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nrequiring any defend their own Silence,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none Greater truth embodies all integrity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmancipate\nyourself, from mental slavery,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nbut ourselves can free our minds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHave\nNo Fear For Atomic Energy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCause\nnone of dem, can stoppa the time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nalone have the Power to surrender!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAlone Have the Ability to Accept!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSelf-Deception,\nLoathing, and Hate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nThat None Might Do Better!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nTo Improve, Upon Thyself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGenuinely,\nBecoming Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting…Who\nWe All Are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWon’t\nYou Help Me, Sing…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nSongs…of Freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt’s\nAll I Ever Had……..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nREDEMPTION…\nSONGS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUp\nis the only direction possible,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\ndown is a complete Abstraction;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDown\nno longer Matters to anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDown\nis no longer anyone’s concern.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nyou can’t be sure anymore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwe Inevitably Hit Rock Bottom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nNothing Remains to hold us up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nWe can’t Find our Feet anymore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nseeing The Ground approaching.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nSeeing Those Wanting to help us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfinding contentment in Anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nRecognizing Who we Desire to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nrecognizing who are True Friends!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Look Within To Find the World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Look Within To Find The Truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Look Within to Find Happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Look Within to Find an Answer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Look Within to Find any Hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Search Within For One Another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nFaith Inside, Discover Our World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nothers learn more about ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\neach other become more ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nfaith within Rediscover Our World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearing\nother voices Listening to Ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nListening to Others our Voices are Heard.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReaching\nout to each other we Find Comfort!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReaching\nOut All Would Inspire Inner Peace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nRedemption Songs… Its All I Ever Had…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRedemption\nSongs Of The Silent Explanation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRedemption\nSongs Keeping Me Free At Heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRedemption\nSongs, Singing Of Golden Silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nto myself of Our Love, Lost and found!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nof Love All Still Share With Our World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nof Loved Ones Lost, but never forgotten,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nof the Love still To Be Realized By us All.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nof the Great Triumphs of Our Silent truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nof Silent Words the Colors of the Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nAll Our Rainbow Words Can Defy Gravity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nSoar with the Eagles, Upon the Greatest Heights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nSwim Free In The Sea with Dolphins and whales!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nWrestle with the Great Apes In their Own Jungle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nDance with the Gray Wolf Howling At the Moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbe Comforted by our pets if we happen to be sad!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nComfort All Our Loved Ones Whenever Possible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nRequiring our one shared silent explanation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich every beating heart might always Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nWords Become Inadequate, And Redundant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nnothing is better than just sharing the silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nour shared silence is worth its weight in gold!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nSharing A Silent Moment Together Is Everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful just to be able to share any silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful, just to watch another silent sunrise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful, Simply To Share One Another’s Pain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful Just To Be Aware That We’re Still Alive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful To Feel The Entire Universe Come To Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful For Good Friends Who Share Our Gratitude!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful To Be Able To Feel Our Own Pain Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGrateful\nto watch another sunrise, never knowing darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\njust to hear the sound, of another’s laughter again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis how the abiding silent Truth is eternally triumphant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nmakes all our gratitude real, for our silent explanations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nlove’s what makes, anything and everything possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning,\nscreaming, and shouting only because we feel like it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nIt Just Because That’s What You Really Feel Like Doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nIt, Because It Feels Like The Right Thing For You To Do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nIt, Without Any Ever Regretting Even A Single Moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nSomething Special, To Let Another Know How You Feel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\ndeciding for ourselves, may we all be citizens of the world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nThe Sister And Brotherhood Of Our Own Humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nWould Become The Light Of Our One Shared Greater Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nsilent explanations become more than enough for anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbest things in life, never require any elaborate explanations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe tiniest glance, smile, or Gentlest laughter will suffice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nnone has ever lived a day none has ever Known Victory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nSharing Silent Explanations, With All Their Loved Ones!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nCan Never Thank Them Enough Or Return Their Favor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGuard\nyour good name as a precious jewel wrapped in rags.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nVictory of Our Silent Truth can leave us all Speechless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nUnto Others As You Wish Them To Do Unto Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPay\nit forward playing the only really fun game in town,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nonly game, that merely requires silent explanation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Bob\nMarley)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWeeping\nWillow<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nGreat\nTrees Do Not Grow So Easily:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWind,\nice, drought, flood, insects, forest fires and disease,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRage\nOver the Years Taking their Toll!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nthe Tallest and Straightest of Trees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMake\nfor the very best lumber and Thus,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’re\nFrequently Cut Down For Timber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrought\nDown By Their Very Own Success!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nthe Hickory Has the Strongest of Woods!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nStrong It Will Dull Saw Blades!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nGnarly, Contorted, and Twisted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nThey’re Very Seldom Harvested.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nduring times of drought the roots will weaken;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nthe first storm may easily blow it right over!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nown great strength possesses an Achilles heal!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\ncontrast willows are not really tall nor strong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNeither\ngood for lumber or hard to chop down.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nfrequently, extremely modest and flexible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\namong the deepest of nature’s tap roots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\naccess a hidden treasure trove of water.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n Endure\nthe longest and hardest of droughts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHunched\nover, merely appear to be beaten,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlexible\nabove they bow to the four winds,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDeeply\nrooted they’re all steady as a rock.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPumping\nwater it can survive forest fires,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthey are not even good, for shade!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet,\nstill stands strong when others fall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThriving\nin demanding environments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwould likely kill another species.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nthe Weeping Willow is different!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOutlasting\nmany of the trees around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncluding\nother trees crowding it out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBranches\nwailing away in high winds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShading\nit out from the light of the sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStrangling\nits roots in the ground below!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrowding\nout all hope of spreading roots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nWillows quite rare in comparison!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nbeing so useless they are seldom planted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften,\nonly being planted as an ornamental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nmodest they never thrive many places.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nmay thrive holding river banks together!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nleaning far out over wild Raging rivers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegularly\nflooded by ferocious spring storms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTaproots\nstop them from being washing away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nif the Ground Vanishes from under them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreventing\nlong droughts from killing them off.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlexible\nabove all the debris doesn’t kill them all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\ncan take any licking and just keep on going.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nbranches break, and keep right on growing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLogs\nwill roll right Over them without hesitating.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nwasting any time holding strong Grudges!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nthe other trees Will all End up down river,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nseeing the use in being Angry and Spiteful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\npumps up water, to share with them anyway.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLong\nleaves showering them in their hour of need,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProviding\nthem all With greatly appreciated relief.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmatter how mean they might have been to Her!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ndesperately in need of what water she offers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe long Summer Droughts hit them hardest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisplaying\nsympathy for their unavoidable demise.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComforting\nthem aware there’s little else she can do,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComforting\nthem all during the worst spring storms.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nfight, kiss boo boos, display charming humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSitting\nin a little Warm Water may Also do the Trick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwaddling,\nCuddling, and Singing often also work!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\njust being there and holding someone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimple\nThings, Can All Make a Big Difference!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nmuch as anything else Our Gestures Matter.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\ntiny gestures may make a difference!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\na gesture makes a world of difference.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nwe’re All Kids At Heart and kids are great!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nkids will grow up to become the mighty oaks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOthers\ngrow up, to become the strongest of hickories!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nwho it was that gave them all their love.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nwhat it means to be forgiven themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nhow much they appreciated the kindness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nit is, they have come to admire the most themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nsome Unconditionally Bestow their Love upon us all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nit is that seems to be the Wiser among all of the trees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nit is that Seems to be the Most Content of all the trees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting for a moment what it means to be abused!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNonetheless,\nWillows Refuse To Hold Any Strong Grudges!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nForgetting any of her suffering at the hands of others.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nnever allowing hate, anger, and resentment to define her!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWeeping\nwillows, are often generous, tolerant, and forgiving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\ntheir flexibility remains firmly rooted in the greater truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWe’re\nAll Big Babies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWe’re\nAll Still Big Babies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nOf Us, Remaining!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAltogether\nToo Frequently!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMore\nSo Than Others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nYoda\nMay Have Said.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBaby\nSitting Is Easy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEasy\nto Understand.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFun\nwhen well done.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nThey Cry Too Much:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nStick\nthem in a little shallow water,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthey’ll often stop just like that!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChange\nany diapers and feed them,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOffer\nthem something they suck on,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwon’t ruin or rot all their teeth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr,\nmight choke them in their sleep.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nlike the sound of any singing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\ntone deaf, has its advantages.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPersonally\nI Enjoy singing to them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBoth\nour hearts becoming peaceful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeating\nhearts syncopate sublimely!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nmodest working memories!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPossessed\nof oh so Little tiny brains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLittler\nones remain easily distracted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShiny\nthings like Keys are a Favorite.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nmemories everything is new!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nmemories its all new and shiny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nmemory anything is Exciting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Even\na piece of lint may confuse them)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nLess Their Wonder Remains Greatest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nbugs may be endlessly fascinating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nconfused over coming or going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nshouting, "Blubbylubblhydblulh!!!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMay\ncause them to forget any demands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nanything strains their tinier brain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBabies,\nwill often fall asleep passing out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\ncrap their diapers Wallowing in crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nhabits also involve our memory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\nare the End of any self-awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\njudgment of honesty and compassion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nmore pointless personal bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nour lights are on but no one is home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nancient Shaman avoided other shaman!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\namong them said to walk with nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClosest\nof friends of the great Fractal Dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho mama has plans for and speaks to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\namong them rumored to walk with God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho Knew the very patterns of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho would figuratively but nonchalantly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLead\nall of the other shaman around by the Nose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKiss\ntheir boo-boos to prevent them from whining!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSay\nwhatever they Wished to hear to shut them up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\ninspire them to all pursue meaningless nonsense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nfoolishly chase their own tails off in some Corner!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif the other shaman were the Smallest of Children;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif they were all merely children Soiling their pants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif they were all as Obvious as the Biggest of Babies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRumored\nto carry out the will of God or mama nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ntake your chances ever trying to hunt them down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthey can’t be found Unless they desire to be found!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan go before them without a really good reason;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttempting\nto do so you may not be heard from again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\ncannot be Avoided, Fooled, or taken by surprise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerceive\nany Misfortune Coming from furthest away.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nare an open book that remains as clear as mud.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeing\nright through all the rest of us like children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nsometimes all of our mamas and papas,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nput us all in a time out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nmay even spank you hard,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou refuse to Stop acting up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHurting\nYourself or anyone else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDemanding\neverybody’s attention.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefusing\nTo Play Nice, With Others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSenselessly\nmaking more idyll threats.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSenselessly\nwhining and making a fuss.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimply\nrefusing to ever listen to Anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimply\nScreaming and shouting nonstop.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\nlistening to what any others say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\ncaring in the least about others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe’re\nAll Big Babies to somebody else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nFoolishly acting out childishly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto later Ask what can be done!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nhabits forever bring an End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nany really genuine discussion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nour ability to really respond!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nour ability to actually care!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nacting without awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nacting without our heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalling\nhardest Big Babies can really hurt themselves badly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThrowing\ntheir temper tantrums they hurt themselves more.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nRemains the Strong Manifestation of All Our Desires!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPulling\nus down Mama’s Love yet remains forever irresistible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nBig Babies know Gravity Remains the source of lightness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnever knowing how, they have to give a crap to receive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAuthenticity<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOften\nme, myself, and I can’t agree,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOver\nhow divided we’ve become again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis doing All of the Arguing this time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nExactly Who Is In Charge around here!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCast\nAdrift Upon Our Passionate Seas of Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCastaways\non Lost Horizons Bereft all Anchor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaves\nThreaten to Swamp their Tiny Life Raft.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAll set aside, any metaphysics and Politics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nAll can Agree upon Knowing Nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExcept\nthe other guy never knows anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExcept\nthat the Others are complete Idiots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgo\nnot really possessing self-awareness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nSuffering the Slings and Arrows,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nOutrageously, Episodic Misfortunes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nAmongst, The Noblest Of Qualities!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nhighest of any Possible attainments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngreatest of All Possible achievements.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\neven damned fools can comprehend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nthose amongst us crapping their pants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nthose totally clueless to what’s going on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nthose who stick anything in their mouths!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHighly\nregarded by any in cartoon Wonderland!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWell\nregarded by all upon the stairway to heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEndorsed,\nby even Peter Pan and all the Lost Boys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\neven the duller among us may comprehend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nthe most thoroughly confused can yet grasp;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHeralded\nthroughout the entire Known multiverse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsplendor and Glory Abiding Within humanity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Plausibility\nRemaining Probable To Some Degree!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nWe Become is All a matter of Perseverance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nthe Usual Peanut Gallery of caricatures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nof us Yet More Triumphant than others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStanding\nout In The Midst of Pandemonium!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsulky profligates remaining anonymous!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nclowns with any lowest lowbrow taste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nthe current peanut gallery’s assembly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nthe more unusual motley characters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClarification\na dispersing effervescent luminescence in midair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccompanying\nentertaining laughter fades off into the distance…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanybody really know what time it is, does anybody really care?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nalways said she didn’t raise no damned fools!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTell\nothers I worked Hard to become the idiot I am!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWatched\nclocks never Boil or some-such nonsense.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nnever really could follow everything mama said!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nalways Having a Warped Sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nApologized Insisting Styles are here to stay!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhereas\nFashions like Ignorance come and go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nnothing Can Beat Genuine authenticity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\ncan do better than to be themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReckoning\nwhether outside or in Authenticity comes from someplace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReckoning\nknowing without Knowing all I really Know is Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof how pressing any of our immediate consternation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof whether earth confronts an insidious invasion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof whatever some damned fools might desire.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof what any other damned fool may say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof any vocal protests which come up,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\ninvasion Conspiracy not withstanding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\nMay Yet Agree On One Great Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilence\nis Golden if nobody actually listens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTalking\nto ourselves without even Listening.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nconfirms that Nobody wants to listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Blinking Light showing our stereo is on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nnobody Is really using the Damned thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nin the Hope some could actually understand!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRather\nthan Blinking like a deer in the Headlights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHello,\nhello, hello, hello is there anybody in there?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nYou’re Playing Around With Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nits nothing more than Masturbation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthere really is no point in Talking,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever,\nNobody’s Actually Listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowever\nmany maybe inside your head!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nare What You Is and That’s All it Tis!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBes\nwhatever you may truly desire to bes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nwhat you Wish to be perceived as!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlways\nknow thyself and Think for thyself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nhow to Listen well to your own heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nContent to be whoever you Become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\ncontent that none may do you Better.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\ncontent simply to take your next step.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\ncontent bumbling a road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTake\nCare of Any Strangers You Find Along The Way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTake\ncare of yourselves and be there For Others.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTake\nCare of one another and always be Happy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscover\njoy in Sharing life’s greatest adventure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKeep\ncommunities small With just a few People!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnsure\nthat all know how to read and write well!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPractice\nthe arts and celebrate any Achievements!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKeep\nany weapons you may possess safely secure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nall your Neighbors but remain independent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBe\nprepared to deal with all Unforeseen Exigencies,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHonor\nOne Another’s Past By Promoting Flexibility.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrate\nour ability to laugh at life more frequently!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrate\nhumanity’s enduring Freedom to celebrate.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrate\nthe ability to Appreciate your eccentricities!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrate\nthe ability to all Laugh together more often!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nthe Unexamined Life Is Not Worth Living.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nThyself The World Would Become Your Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthyself the world can Feel Like They know you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthyself the world will Invite You In their Home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthyself the world can Learn their own Heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nprovides Greater Satisfaction or contentment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nis more Rewarding than to become ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nimparts Superior Insight, virtue, and wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow your own heart is to know what love is about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow your heart is to discover greater true freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollow\nthe Silence of Beautiful words as if a siren Voice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollow\nyour heart witnessing the world following theirs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthyself is how you can become more Authentic.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nknowing thyself would others become as they wish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nguard your good name as you might a precious jewel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nrichest of jewels you can ever have in your possession!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\nreputation is like a fire that can be arduous to rebuild!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nus to be all that we can be, each heart must first be free!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nus to be all we can be each must free their loving hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSet\nyour heart free, and it will reward the favor many times.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSet\nyour heart free if you want to experience actual freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate what all humanity may yet accomplish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nmake the mistake of underestimating any contribution!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nwhen the smallest amongst us could yet move mountains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nwhen a miracle to believe in still abides within everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nthe way shapes the world as the world shapes the way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nWe’re All The Children of God, And Citizens Of Our World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nbegging for love on ascending the great Stairway to Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBabes\nlost in the wilderness of space on their loving mother earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDazed\nand confused on our difficult journey which has just begun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDemoralized\nand exhausted struggling to ascend the endless stairs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrying\nout lost in the wildness beseeching mother nature’s blessing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncan frequently lose sight of their marvelous mother and father!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nmay easily forget all the love and joy in our hearts is a blessing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\neasily Forget that we are the world we are the Children of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConstrained\nto encouraging Ourselves as well as each other to think.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConstrained\nto helping each other up instead of doing all the Lifting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ndistinctions between our Hearts and brains no longer matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwe know nothing our Harmony neither acts nor reasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nincapable of ever straying far from the path lost and alone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nTo\nThine Own Self Be True<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShakespeare\nwrote "To thine own self be true!",<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDeclared\nOscar the Grouch, the cockroach.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nhis acquaintance, Groucho Marx,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThoughtfully\ntouched his chin replying,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“At\ntimes, I become lost upon pondering,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“How\nexceedingly fortunate, I have been!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“To\nlearn of my own Wondrous Existence!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“To\nwhich neither time nor eternity can ever bring diminution,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“This\nmiraculously everlasting vibrant living soul, was born!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Even\nto ponder such a sublime eternal truth, in any depth,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“These\nare beautiful words, and I lose myself in thought!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Yet\nthe immortal Elizabeth Barrett Browning wrote,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“How\ndo I love thee?”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Let\nme count the ways.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee to the depth and breadth and height,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“My\nsoul can reach, when feeling out of sight,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“For\nthe ends of being and ideal Grace.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee to the level of everyday’s,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Most\nquiet need, by sun and candle-light.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee freely, as men strive for Right;”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee purely, as they turn from Praise.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee with a passion put to use,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“In\nmy old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee with a love I seemed to lose,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“With\nmy lost saints, …I love thee with the breath,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Smiles,\ntears, of all my life! …and, if God choose,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nshall but love thee better after death!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nKnow\nWhen to Hold Them<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nYoung women tend to be more\ntrouble than they’re worth,<br\/>\nIn my personal experience!<br\/>\nBecause\nthey have too many weird ideas,<br\/>\nCrap floating around in their\nhead,<br\/>\nThat they have yet to sort out for themselves.<br\/>\nBut,\nif sex is all you want in a relationship,<br\/>\nThen you don’t even\nneed names.<br\/>\nIf conversation, is all you want,<br\/>\nThen I\nsuppose you really like to talk.<br\/>\nAnd if personal growth and\nhappiness are,<br\/>\nIts much more important to know thyself.<br\/>\nYou\ngot to know when to hold em,<br\/>\nKnow, when to fold them,<br\/>\nKnow\nwhen to walk away,<br\/>\nAnd, know when to run…<br\/>\nAll anybody\nelse can do, is encourage you,<br\/>\nTo seize a good opportunity, when\nit arises:<br\/>\nTo see a world in a grain of sand,<br\/>\nAnd a heaven\nin a wildflower.<br\/>\nTo hold infinity in the palm of your hand,<br\/>\nAnd\neternity in an hour.<br\/>\nTo seek out lowly depths all others\ndisdain,<br\/>\nWhere ever cloudy muddy waters cannot hide,<br\/>\nAll\nthe love, which abides within the naive child.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\nAll\nthe gifts that we all still have to offer the world.<br\/>\nKnow\nthyself, and the whole world, welcomes you in.<br\/>\nThere can be no\ngreater personal satisfaction than growth,<br\/>\nTo at long last, once\nagain, become as beautiful outside as in.<br\/>\n(William Blake, Kenny\nRodgers, Socrates)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDon’t\nDo the White Collar Crime!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDon’t\nDo the White Collar Crime,<br\/>\nIf You Can`t Pay The Fines!<br\/>\nIt’s\nsaid that it just don’t pay!<br\/>\nBut what good’s working hard,<br\/>\nWhen\nall they give you is your cards,<br\/>\nAnd you know there’s not much\nyou can say.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nyou take what they give,<br\/>\nYou’ve no money to live,<br\/>\nAnd your\nfamily don’t understand.<br\/>\nAfter all these years,<br\/>\nThey will\nend up in tears,<br\/>\nWith a mountain of bills in their hands.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNow\nyour lesson is learned,<br\/>\nThere’s nowhere to turn,<br\/>\nAnd it’s\nno use pleading for help.<br\/>\nWhen you’re left on the heap,<br\/>\nThere\nis nothing to keep you,<br\/>\nFrom going and helping yourself,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\ndilemma you’ve found,<br\/>\nIs you are morally bound,<br\/>\nNow your\nmoral code needs a review,<br\/>\nSo what do you care,<br\/>\nYou know\nlife isn’t fair,<br\/>\nAnd for years they’ve been stealing from you.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYet\nthe truth remains, you let them steal your soul.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Jim\nBrown)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nRevolution Will Not Be Televised!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#This\nrevolution is live baby!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#Welcome\nto the comedy club!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#That\ndares not close any doors!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#For\nFear they’ll be broken down!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#Ripped\nright Off all of the Hinges!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#Some\nClowns Being Hard to Please!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#Some\nclowns being very demanding!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n@#Some\nClowns Won’t Take No For An Answer!#@<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Open\nto Our Public Twenty-four seven!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Clowns\nfrequently impossible to please!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Nevertheless\nwe aim to please Zombies!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*The\nImpossible just takes us a lot longer!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Rarely\nclosing for pressing Emergencies!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Rarely\nclosing for any of the Holier days!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Some\nacts Being exactly what they seem!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Some\nacts catch anyone alive by surprise!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Some\nmight become Highly Entertaining!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Whilst\nothers you would be wise to avoid!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Other\nActs not being for the faint of heart!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Other\nacts could be extremely Dangerous!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Other\nActs, You Take Your Chances With!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Where\nat times righteous Riots Break Out!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Where\nat times many Zombies Go Berserk!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Where\nat Times zombies are all full of crap!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*When\non occasion zombie Shit Hits the fan!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*When\nclowns insist on Constantly fighting!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*When,\nsome clowns always look for Fights!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*When\nsome clowns fight Over Stupid Crap!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*When\nthey all argue over who’s the biggest!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Fighting\nover who is the Biggest Idiot of all!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Often\nunaware of who they are fighting for!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Often\nUnaware the Fighting is meaningless!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Sometimes\nfighting over Complete Bullshit!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Sometimes\nThey are in the mood for a fight!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Sometimes\nshooting Themselves in the foot!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Prepared\nto Blame Others for any problems!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Never\nbothering learning how to just say no!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*None\neven learning what it means to be free!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*That\nBereft Honesty the word is meaningless!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Some\ncouldn’t Care Less whatever the reason!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Some\njust Enjoy Fighting for whatever reason!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Many\nare Young and Full of Piss and Vinegar!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Foolishly\ncondescending to all fall on their ass!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Thinking\nit makes them all that much stronger!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Afraid\nto Surrender The Dirt beneath their feet!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Afraid\nto back down a Single Inch on anything!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Afraid\nof losing the ground everything rests on!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Afraid\nof appearing weak instead of just stupid!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Afraid\nof slaying the beasts of their nightmares!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Ingloriously\nunaware of the approaching floor!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Because\nfact can be stranger than any Fiction!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Because\nReality is often funnier than fiction!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*And\nit twinkles a hell of a lot more as well!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Catching\nany clown yet alive by surprise!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Making\nsome do a double or triple take!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Sometimes\nwith their pants still down!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Only\nto have Mama Nature spank us!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~***Twinkle***Twinkle***~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nyou beautiful shooting stars…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nyour sparkling Wonderland!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalling\nadorably, upon your ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nNot Expect Your Own Mother!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nClean Up After All Your Messes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nViva\nLa Revolution Baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nradical revolutionary promise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo,\nconservative State Secrets crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing it was only an accident!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing, it’ll never happen again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing you’ll make some amends.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing your scout’s word of honor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nswearing upon the tall stack of Bibles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nattempts to avoid the subject altogether!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\npleas from your friends backing you up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nswearing upon your own mother’s grave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nswearing that the dog ate your homework!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing it wasn’t nearly as bad as it sounds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing you’re just a Victim of circumstance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nmelodramatic sobbing, begging, and pleading!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWill\never manage to avoid Mama’s own house rules!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWill\never manage to escape her Ruthless Enforcement!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile,\nHell hath no fury like our Mama Nature scorned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBalance\nwill always be restored whenever harmony is lost!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n(Gill\nScott Heron)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nLeading\nFrom the Rear<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nValor\nsometimes the better Part of Necessity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRightfully\nprudence the better part of valor,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nValor\nFrequently Confused with stupidity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nChivalry forever going out of fashion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\naccepting that they all think alike!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nbothering to look before they leap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nripping another Foul smelling fart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGreatest Behinds Always Stink Alike!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsisting\nto Themselves better out than in!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\ninhaling Deeply of their own Stench! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\nUntil\nthe only people ever left in any room!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRush\nto open all of the doors and windows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat guilt Is a Horrible thing to Waste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProving\nto anybody their own Unworthiness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\ncomplete waste of anyone’s time and effort.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nthose insistent on being Most Unworthy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefusing\nto ever Exercise the slightest restraint!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nfoolishly attempting to lead from the tear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nknowing its impossible to lead from the Rear.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nrepeatedly persist in making futile attempts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBelieving\nThey’re Funny Pissing Off Many!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBelieving\nany others have inferior senses of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\na pile of crap hits the fan especially hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForcing\nthose in sealed rooms to Plan Escape routes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwith Diarrhea of The Mouth may well attempt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\njustify all their more Vile and Deplorable behavior.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimply\nto regurgitate their own popular disapproval!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOdiously\npersisting in torturing all their own Critics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHalf\nof those I’ve spoken to Online have Confessed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nBe Deeply Suspicious of common dictionaries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nOnly Use The More Popular Definitions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nthat they care merely desiring to argue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nto lead from the Rear arguing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOver\nwho defines the word stupid.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nWho is the best example!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis Stinking up the room!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nmight be more offended!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis the lesser of Offenders!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhose\nfarts are forever Worse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis the bigger king of fools!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis making the bigger Fuss!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nnever worry too much myself,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nbothering to Dwell Upon it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreferring\nnot to Waste my time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nthat of anybody else involved!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nthe unworthy great behinds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nthose who lead from the rear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho think their behinds great,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nthat they are so Predictable;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nThat They’re Full Of Hot Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho believe they’re such hot Shit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nWho Believe They’re The Greatest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSorrow\nand Outrage are Wasted on them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nwasted on any of the greatest behinds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nall tend to stink alike without thinking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nEver Having To Utter A Single Word!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Those\nWho Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAntagonish<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nYesterday,\nupon the stair,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nmet a man who wasn’t there.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nwasn’t there again today,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nwish, I wish he’d go away…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nI came home last night at three, the man was waiting there for me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwhen I looked around the hall, I couldn’t see him there at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGo\naway, go away, don’t you come back any more!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGo\naway, go away, and please don’t slam… the door!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLast\nnight I saw upon the stair,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nlittle man who wasn’t there,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nwasn’t there again today,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOh,\nhow I wish he’d go away…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Hughes\nMearns original poem)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOne\nof Us<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nReveling In All The Limelight!<br\/>\nPuffed up\nchest Larger than Life!<br\/>\nA More Modern Diplomatic Patton!<br\/>\nHis\nalter ego covered in shiny medals.<br\/>\nLost inside the spotlight of\nCrystal city,<br\/>\nFallen From Grace, In Pentagon Circles!<br\/>\nPosing,\nFor An Underwear commercial!<br\/>\nNever Forget Who You’re\nFighting For!<br\/>\nFor that is the Burden of command!<br\/>\nAnd why\nGeorge Washington,<br\/>\nWas just another one of us!<br\/>\nWho read his\nBible every day,<br\/>\nGot down on his knees for more than a\nsecond!<br\/>\nAnd, prayed for redemption of his soul.<br\/>\nAnyone\ncould walk right up to his front door,<br\/>\nAnd, be invited in for a\ncup of tea.<br\/>\nJulius Caesar would tell his troops jokes,<br\/>\nThe\nnight before going into battle.<br\/>\nOne of Us, only has meaning,<br\/>\nIf\nsomeone is actually listening.<br\/>\nThe Chinese, among many\nothers!<br\/>\nRefer to their army as their “Army",<br\/>\nAnd\nnot hired thugs for sale to the highest bidder.<br\/>\nFrequently,\njumping into civilian trenches,<br\/>\nAnd, digging along side all\ntheir compatriots.<br\/>\nHoping to build a better future for the\nentire nation,<br\/>\nConstructed on a solid foundation, that will last\nfor generations.<br\/>\nWhile, in the US, patriotism swings up and down\nwith the stock market.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nTea Party members accuse each other of being commies,<br\/>\nAnd,\nnobody, appears to have a clue who they are fighting for.<br\/>\nAll\nRoads Lead To Rome, along with all the imports on the planet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nfaster they import goods the faster the money all floats to the top,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nfaster the money all floats to the top, the faster they export\nweapons!<br\/>\n"One of us" becomes "Us and Them"\nas the South attempts to rise yet again!<br\/>\nWhen money does all the\ndriving Nobody is Steering and no one ever listens,<br\/>\nAs One of Us\nbecomes more Indistinguishable every day, from Us and Them…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHardcore\nCommie Love<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI\nwent to a communist bookstore,<br\/>\nAnd asked for a copy of "Steal\nThis Book",<br\/>\nBut, was escorted to the front door,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\ninformed they were fresh out.<br\/>\nSo, I went to the anarchist\nwebsite,<br\/>\nTo complain the damned commies,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHave\nNo Love for revolutionaries,<br\/>\nAnd, was booted off right away!<br\/>\nI\ntold a hard-nosed pragmatist,<br\/>\nThat Babylonian slapstick, is all\nlowbrow,<br\/>\nAnd, he looked at me as if I had never existed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nvisited a Taoist website seeking enlightenment,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nthey booted me off, for repeating lame jokes!<br\/>\nI’ve seen all good\npeople turn their heads each day,<br\/>\nSo\nSatisfied, I’m On My Way!<\/font><br\/>\nJust call me ignorant, but its\nmy family tradition,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nnever participate in anyone’s lowbrow slapstick,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInvolving\nno less than billions of amateur comedians,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nseldom, if ever, consider themselves to be funny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEverybody\nWants to Rule the Web<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWelcome\nTo Your Life.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere’s\nno turning back!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEven,\nWhile We All Sleep!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nMust Always, Find You!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nActing\nOn Your Best Behavior!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTurn\nYour Back On Social Media!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nWants To Rule The Web!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts,\nMy Own Design;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nMy Own Remorse!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHelp\nMe Really Decide!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHelp\nMe Make The Most!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOf,\nFreedom And Pleasure!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing,\nEver Lasts Forever!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nWants to Rule the Web.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nThere’s\na website where the spyware won’t find you,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHolding\nhands while the Web Comes Crashing Down!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nThey Do I’ll Be Right Behind You!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nGlad We Almost Made It,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nSad They Had To Trash It,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nWants to Rule the Web.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n(Tears\nFor Fears)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nVoter\nDenial<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDenial\nIsn’t The Name of A River In Egypt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnless\nSomebody Says So, On Reality TV.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’m\nA Professional, Mud Wrestling Fan!<br\/>\nWhere They’ll, Sling Mud All\nAround!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nEverything is Just Fake News.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere’s\nNo Proof That I Am a Thief.<br\/>\nNo Proof That I Stole the Election!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nProof Elections Even Matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nProof of Anything To Gain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nproof, I ever had sex with that woman!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nproof Professional Wrestling’s rigged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nof course, no proof that I even know what I’m saying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUnited\nwe stand, divided we fall, right on our collective fat asses!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCommon\nSense Says<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCommon\nsense would have it that common sense,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nin uncommonly short supply these days.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nnearly as common as it once used to be.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nnearly as common as the good old days,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDifficult\nto locate wherever you might roam!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\npeople claim nobody has any anymore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\nToday have almost no common sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\ndespite agreeing its No Longer common!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\neveryone says its becoming Uncommon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nalso insist that Its Only Common Sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nCommon Sense, No Longer Exists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nif, statistical studies have repeatedly shown,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nevery way possible Academics could Think of,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nonly thing common about Common Sense,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nmost people agree Nobody Else Has Any,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nCommon Sense An Oxymoron!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nmakes sense to me, personally,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nzombies are just way too common.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nthey have any common sense at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nthey possess, any sort of sense at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nthey really listen to their own words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHave\nany Ability to express themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nevidently doesn’t include most people!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nZombies\nall speaking Private Languages.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\nbother with the Mindless masses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\ncomplain Nobody ever listens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nTrusting Even their own dictionary.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\nunderstanding what Another says!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEver\nDistrustful of Everyone’s Motivations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nThey Claim Are All Too Often Much Too Common!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nagain they have no common Sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\ncommon sense is its all Uncommon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\ncommon sense remains impossible to Find!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nall common sense is uncommonly common!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nuncommon sense Agrees with common.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ncommon sense is common sense Is Rare,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ncommon Sense no longer seems to Exist!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMay\nall your Confusion and tears be Replaced.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nAn Abundance of love, laughter, and Joy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nthe light of Truth Shining upon everyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnding\nall Confusion, anger, hate, and disdain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReplacing\nSuffering With the Light of the Truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nConflicts With Inner Peace and Contentment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTake\ncomfort in the Knowledge nobody has ever,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nManaged\nto lie or mislead themselves completely.<br\/>\nMost, resigned to\ndenial, avoidance, and pretense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProtecting\ntheir boo boos like any small children;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever,\nbecoming totally convinced they are,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nquite yet strong enough, to face the Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\ndiscovering happiness and acceptance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFirst\nIn Your Heart, And Then Your Mind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLao\nTzu, once remarked on the situation:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nis a good man but a bad man’s tutor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\na bad man, is a good one’s student!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nonly the Heart is really capable of listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile,\nwithout the Love of the Truth in your Heart,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthe common sense in the world, never did anyone any good!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nwhat comes around, always goes around and around again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe pupil is poorly prepared, the master is rudely awakened,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nmy tongue in cheek way of saying, reality can slap us in the face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nonly common sense that its usually better to just accept the truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBorn\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWe\ncannot become what we once were,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nremaining true to ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nwhenever falling on your ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHurts\nmuch more than Getting up,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGenuine\ngratitude can be knowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nonce you avoided falling Down.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nManaging\nto help yet another clown,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGet\nback on their own two feet again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nUP, UP, UP, UP!!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe only direction you can go,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nthis sad clown’s lowbrow comedy club town.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nborn Clowns fall on their Ass for a living,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRelying\nupon the ground to stop them every time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreventing\nmany from sinking out of sight altogether!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n*~*“\nSuperstars ”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*"Neo-Nazi\nBarbie met Kinki Kiki Dinki,”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“Strutting\ndown a fashion model runway."*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*"Don’t\nyou know that you are a superstar!"*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*"Said\nLiberace, to Jimi on guitar.”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“See\nKinki Dinki winki at you!"*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*"You\nsparkle! You beautiful, naughty boy you!”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“The\nentire world becomes Jimi on guitar,”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“Whenever\nthey want to sparkle,”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“And\nbe beautiful stars too!”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“Twinkle,\ntwinkle,”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“All\nyou beautiful shining stars, of radiant light!”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“The\nspark that never dies, and never gets old.”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“Nothing\nFrom Nothing Ain’t Nothing In Wonderland!”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“Where\nEveryone Sparkles My Dearest Lovely Boy!”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~*"Everything\ncan become deja vu all over again!"*~*<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n*~*“So,\nmeditate upon the sublime lime Jello!”*~*<br\/>\n*~*“Revel,\nin its exquisite emerald glow,”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“Know\nThat We Are All Beautiful!”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“Know\nthat we all love you so!”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“Taste\nAll of Its Sweetness”*~*<br\/>\n*~*“But most\nimportantly”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“Watch\nIt Jiggle!”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“Know\nfor yourself, that we are all”*~*<br\/>\n*~*“Superstars,\nlike Jimi on guitar.”*~*<br\/>\n*~*“Sparkling And\nWonderful”*~*<br\/>\n*~*“Sublime And Beautiful”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“And,\nnot least of all”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*“Deliciously\nwiggly-jiggly with delightful sparkling laughter!”*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPay\nIt Forward Sucker!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nNarwhal Scratched His Lover’s Itch,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPlaying\nall Around the World in 30 days!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSomehow\nknowing Never really knowing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSomehow\nWithout having to think about it!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverybody\nScratches that itch sooner or later!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEveryone\nhas to choose how to pay it forward!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDarwin\nwas just another Optimist like Murphy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPositive\nThat life had to make some sort of sense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYet\nfailed to realize Evolution Requires Creativity.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nall obliged to be more creative than Darwin!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nevolution could mean for anyone personally.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhatever\nIt Possibly Meant to our dead ancestors!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAsk\nnot what human evolution might do for you!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nwhat could you Enjoy more about evolving?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\ncould Survival mean more to everybody?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nmight you possibly do to enjoy it more?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nis special about survival of the fittest?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nmakes the Journey its own reward?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPay\nit forward Sucker or pay the price!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nRude\nAwakenings!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nHonesty\nBereft Any Genuine Authenticity,<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nthe Surefire Path to Instant Enlightenment!<br\/>\nFor Mother Nature\nhas a wicked sense of humor!<br\/>\nAnd, whenever the student is poorly\nprepared,<br\/>\nThe Master will surely be rudely awakened!<br\/>\nThat’s\nmy way of saying,<br\/>\nThe minute you think you have all the\nanswers,<br\/>\nYou have become your own worst student,<br\/>\n<\/font>And,\nNobody’s Master!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\nSetting\nyourself up for a rude awakening!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat’s\nwhy Goldilocks Murphy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWas\nalways the optimist in my family,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nis, after a few drinks,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nI required more proof!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut\nMurphy remained steadfastly optimistic,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRight\nup until the pie hit her in the face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nIrish get that way sometimes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nfew of us can’t hold their liqueur!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nwe learned to work on our sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Those\nwho shall forever remain anonymous)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nComforting\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDwelling\nupon comforting bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nIgnore Ignorant Wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWorried\nabout abject Failure we dream of Glorious triumphs,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPreventing\nThe Unthinkable, From Occurring!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut\nOur Fears Seldom Seem To Disappear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf,\nThe Unspeakable, Coming To Pass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nOur More Comforting Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAlways\nComes, At An Inflated Price!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nToddlers\naccept the ebb and flow of all bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNurture\ngood crap by first owning their own;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOwning\ntheir bullshit they discover comfort,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLetting\ngo of more of their personal bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nPerfect\nPratfall<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nPraising\nThe Unworthy Only Confuses Everybody!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShowing\noff valuable treasure just encourages Theft!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStrutting\nyour fat ass around can get your Ass Kicked!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nthis manner all toddlers address the mindless masses:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEncouraging\ntheir bellies to swell with delight,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDrooling\nCopiously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlinking\nin the Lights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThus\nstrengthening adult Funny Bones.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEgo\ncan never attain the Naive Grace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\na sillier toddler’s Perfect Pratfall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEgotistical\nBullshit out of the Way.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nVirtue, Always Shines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBottomless\nPit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMy\nBottomless Pit Is Gravely Ignorant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nI Toss In What Nobody Really Wants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAssuming,\nSomebody Might Want It Back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho Struggle to Find what they want,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFind\nAll The Fucking Cuss Words I Throw In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nUnkind\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nIs Never Actually Kind;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTreating\neverything like Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNor\ncan ignorance be called Kind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nStill Treat Bullshit Impartially!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWith\nWide-Open Hearts And Minds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLacking\nall content Ignorance prevails!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nthe further it moves the more it yields.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\ntoddlers draw upon any Ignorant wisdom,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhich\nlike any other Bullshit can never be exhausted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nExperiences\nlike wetting the Bed are quite Common,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nthe Source Of the Spring is seldom well Known.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnother\nSpring Erupts, and Clowns Spring to Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nDeep Within Us Still, Ignorant wisdom prevails:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOops!\nChuckles Echoing, all the way to the bathroom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nSimple-Minded\nIgnorant Fools<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nElaborate\nBullshit Is Just More Worthless Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nthe naive are Shocked to discover for themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnwittingly\nthrust Center Stage from behind the curtain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnoring\ntheir own Personal Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOften\ncontent to Remain ignorant,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSimple-minded\nIgnorant Fools,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReally\ndon’t mind dealing with Stupid Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMuddy\nWaters<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nBest of Man Is Like Muddy Waters,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhich\nBenefits All Living things contending with none.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFlowing\ninto those Lowly Places others disdain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nMud Burbles…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nA True Ignoramus!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDwells,\nWithin Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPonders\nany deep do-do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOffering\nimpartial bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrusting\nothers to Own their personal Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nTo Avoid Pointless Bullshit With a Chuckle.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Muddy\nWaters was here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMuddy\nWaters Deja Vu Amongst the Stars<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWho\nam I? Where am I? What the hell am I doing here!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWords\nAre… Flowing Out… Like Endless… Dia……Rrhea….<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThey\nslither while they slip away, right through your fingers….<\/font><br\/>\nPools\nof sorrow waves of joy are drifting through my opened\nmind,<br\/>\nPossessing… and caressing me……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nCan’t Hear You At All… I Can’t Hear You… At\nAll……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing\nwill ever change my world!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world….<br\/>\nNo Fool’s gonna change, my\nworld……<br\/>\nNothing Could Ever Penetrate at all……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nImages..\nof broken light… which dance before me… like a million eyes,<br\/>\nThey\ncall me… On and On… across… the universe…<br\/>\nThoughts…\nmeander… like a restless… wind…<br\/>\nInside… A Litter…\nBox…<br\/>\nThey stumble blindly as they make their way,<br\/>\nInto\nthe Nearest… Large Sewer…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nCan’t Hear You At All… I Can’t Hear You… At\nAll……<\/font><br\/>\nNothing’s gonna change my world…<br\/>\nNo\nFool’s gonna Change, my world…<br\/>\nNothing Will Ever change\nmy world…<br\/>\nNothing’s ever gonna penetrate at all…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverything\nSounds…Way Too Familiar…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverything\nHas a…Very Familiar Stench…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverything\nIs Composed of Low Entropy…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing\nyou say has any damned meaning…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSounds\nof Laughter, shades of life are ringing,<br\/>\nThrough my open ears,\ninciting people to riot…<br\/>\nLimitless.. undying love…\nwhich shines… around me… like a Million Sons,<br\/>\nAnd calls me\nOn and On… across the universe…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nCan’t Hear You… At All……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nCan’t Hear You… At All……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing\nPenetrates My Thick Brick!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMuddy\nWaters Deja Vu… Amongst the Stars… Om……<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMuddy\nWater… Deja Vu… Amongst the Stars… Om……<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Beatles)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nCranky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nFoolishly\nfill a cup to the brim and it is easily spilled;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLet\nit get to you and more stupidity is sure to follow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPut\nall your eggs in one basket they’re Easily Broken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAct\nlike you meant to do it people think you’re crazy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nwisest toddlers take a Nap before getting cranky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBest\nFriends<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nPeople\nlet me tell you ‘bout my best friend,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHe’s\na warm hearted person who’ll love me till the end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPeople\nlet me tell you bout my best friend,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHe’s\na one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPeople\nlet me tell you ‘bout him he’s so much fun,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhether\nwe’re talkin’ man to man,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nwhether we’re talking son to son.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCause\nhe’s my Best Friend.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYes\nhe’s my Best Friend.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Harry\nNilsson original lyrics)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nToddler\nCharm<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEmbracing\nyour laughter you become Embraced;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\neasily we may all be Reborn Again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClearing\nour heads all else may Become Clear;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNurturing\nChildren All May Become Impartial;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOpening\nyour Foolish heart Kids will accept you;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAccepting\nthe World kids can accept our Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBearing\nAnd Nurturing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCreating\nbut Not Owning,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGiving\nwithout demanding,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThis,\nis foolish toddler charm.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nSpring\ninto Action<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nAtlas supposedly carries the world upon\nhis back,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nIt Is Woman Who Roars Like A Lion!<br\/>\nAnd… purrs… like a\nkitten……<br\/>\nWho holds up even the ground,<br\/>\nAnd, from\nwhom all life springs!<br\/>\nTo Be True To Herself…<br\/>\nEmbracing\nhumble simplicity,<br\/>\nAs well as, the elegance of nature,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nCat Is On The Prowl!<br\/>\nAnd, Preparing To Pounce!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReady\nTo Spring Into Action!<br\/>\nDiscovering what new playmates might\nawait!<br\/>\nAnd satisfaction in doing what she was born to do.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Here…\nkitty, kitty)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nToys\nin the Attic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThirty\nspokes meet at a nave;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nof the hubs the wheels really spin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClay\nis molded into a vase;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nof the hollow we can jam stuff in!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWalls\nare built around a hearth;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nthe door’s unlocked, we can play inside the house!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThus\nmany assume they can play with anything,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEspecially,\nany toys stored away in their attic.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Murphy\nwas here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGonzo\nIs Just Alright With Me!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGonzo\nis just alright with me!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGonzo,\nis just alright with me!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\ndon’t care what they may know,<br\/>\nI don’t care….where they\nmay go!<br\/>\nI don’t care what they may know,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGonzo\nIs Just, Alright, Oh Yeah!<br\/>\nGonzo, he’s my friend; Gonzo, he’s my\nfriend…<br\/>\nHe took me by the hand; Led me far from this\nland…<br\/>\nGonzo, he’s my friend…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGonzo\nis just alright with me, Gonzo is just alright, oh yeah!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Doobie\nBrothers, Sesame Street, original video)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nNew\nDestinations<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nAttention\nPassengers, Any Lost Stowaways;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOn\nYour Trip Everyone Must Be Prepared!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nCast Aside any unnecessary Baggage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\ngrab your own ass with both hands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nrequired under dire circumstances!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPay\ncareful attention to the Captain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAssuming\nhe’s Lucid for a moment;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou like listening to Idiots ramble.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDepending\nOn Your Religious Beliefs.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nBlood type or Organ Donor cards!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nDate of Birth, And Place Of Origin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nApplicable\nState and Federal Regulations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nAssuming Anyone Survives This Trip!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nAny Negative Publicity It Might Entail.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnything\nthe law Allows Us to get away with!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBaring\nany Stranger Unforeseen Circumstances!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDiscounts\nand Ticket Refunds, Will Be Available!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nupon personal request!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\ncan rest assured,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDespite\nany more persistent rumors, to the contrary:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNew\nDestinations and New Horizons, yet await us all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nmatter what your personal beliefs, or circumstances;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nprepared for your mind to be blown on this spacytrip!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\ncaptain suggests you sing a round of Hakuna Matata!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nrequests, everybody refrain from dancing in the isles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nAll That on the Runway!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nAlways on a Road to Nowhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLeaving\nYour Burning Bridges Behind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTraveling\nAt High Speed into Oblivion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nUp is the Only Viable Direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDown\nHas Become a Mere Abstraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nturns remaining strictly prohibited!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake-offs\nand Landings Being Tricky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthe Road up ahead comes to an Abrupt End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\neveryone can agree that Ignorance Is Bliss!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSalivating\nLiquid Crystallized Humble Pie<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWayward\nDrunkard’s Aimless Walk,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBereft\nthe Slightest, Care in the World,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKeeling\nOver Three Sheets to the Wind,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRighting\nHerself She Lists on the Swells!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOminously\nHer Bow Rises Up Yet Again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJell-O\nFor Brains an Overcooked Noodle!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere’s\nSimply No Accounting for Taste.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCounting\nSilly Imaginary Numberings!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCaptivating\nState Of Benighted Grace!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLaughing\nat each Other’s absurdities;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBumbling\ndown a road less Traveled!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFalling\ninto the Ditch once in a while!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFalling\ndown we all rise up yet again.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHyperuniform,\nliquid crystallized pie.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHaving\ntoo much time on your hands.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGravity\nheats up, while cooling down.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBoycott\nGravity! Become an astronaut!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBoycott\ngravity for bringing me Down.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOceans\nof Lubricated laughter flowing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMay\nthe Floor always catch you gently.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMay\nthe road forever rise to Greet You!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMay\nyour Muse always light your way.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMay\nyour path be Downhill both ways!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nQuasi-crystallized\nSublime Lime Jell-O!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nColorful\nshapeless Tiny marshmallows!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCylinders\nflattened into wagon wheels!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSpherical\ncubes of squishy dimensions!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nQuantized\nTime Crystal Twilight Zone.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDodecaicosahedrons\nmake Disco Balls!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPythagorean\nsolids scatter to the wind!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBeginning\nto Look a lot like Christmas!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMind-blowing\nTopological transforms!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInverted\nToilets become loopy twisters.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWavy\nGravy Soliton Waves, Stand Tall!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nParticle\nMan, In Sparkling Wonderland!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGlobular\nblobular truncated trapezoids!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBroken\nfuzzy fractal halting continuum!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSolitary,\nquasi-crystallized, semi-fluidic,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFractured\nFairytale looking glass mirror!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOf\nno known possible worthwhile value!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMembranous\nstringy sealing wax thingy.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMetamorphic\ntemporal phase transitions.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTap\ndancing a buffalo tattoo in My Brain!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFeels\nlike steppin’ into the Twilight Zone!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThis\nnightmare feels like I’ve been blown!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLattice\ndancing within temporal matrices!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nhorizons Change of their own accord.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nRealities all Down At the Sunset Grill!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\ninsights can just as easily be forgotten!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nhorizons found in any Lost and found!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPhase\ntransitions Forever metamorphosing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMountains\nof Crap In Insane Combinations!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSumptuous\nrepast in my own private Idaho!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLiquid\nCrystallized humble-pie-in-their-face!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nhourglass of time in infinite dimensions!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\ncrystals all decide their own time Zones!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nin spaces that would make Escher Dizzy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nRindler horizons of Blissful Contentment.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\ncrap follows you on the endless horizon.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nInfinity and beyond the greatest wide Open.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBeyond\nthe Outer Limits lies the Twilight Zone.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSpeeding\nup time makes no damned difference,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nalone may bring even gravity to her knees.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\neverything can be Deja Vu all over again.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDifferential\nIntegrals of entangled Decoherence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nClinging\nmemories yet left behind in the mirror.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEternity\nlending everyone’s past greater weight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEternity\ngracing the ticking time bombs of fates!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInexorable\nGregorian sub-sect of pie-in-the-face!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nboldly go where no clowns have gone before!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInevitable\npitiful moaning on the moaning after!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInevitable\ndesire to pull your hair out and shout,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInevitable\nenvious glance at green eggs and ham.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLocal\nrealities always Favor the shortest distance.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNoether\nInsisted it must possess Superior curves!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nLouvre can certify them as all French Curves.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUmbraged\nmonstrous moonshine yet conjectures!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOccam\nresolved that a simple razor was required.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nwhich case, it is proof of simplistic complexity!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nmeet again, at last, the circle is now complete!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAny\nfuturistic Instant karma is coming to Getcha!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRoaring\nsilence Overwhelms the distant observer!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nsimplest explanation is all the more tempting!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nshortest distance between two points is a line!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSome\nsay it is evidence God has a sense of humor.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThermodynamic\nRelativistic Quantum Mechanics!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTaking\nthe long way home Requires greater effort!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nvirtue of the fact we must choose for ourselves,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCapricious\nfickle fates Rolling Monty Hall’s bones!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGoldilocks\nMurphy describing two sides of a Coin.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLocal\nreality is overcrowded with backseat drivers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\nthe best carpenters make the fewest chips,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nperfectly well that nobody knows a thing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCarefully\nmeasuring twice prepared to roll any dice.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMoonwalking\nNonlinear Fuzzy Fractal Probabilities.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nBereft All Dreams Is Somebody’s Nightmare!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDreams\nbereft all reality maybe our worst nightmare.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCreamy\nDreamy Liquid Fantasy-Nightmare Realities!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRealistic\nIdealists skeptically confronting any bullshit.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIdealistic\nRealists would admit their personal bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRealistic\nRealists distinguishing all reality from fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIdealistic\nidealists grasp greater truth in all the bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSalivating\nenticing liquid quasi-crystallized humble pie!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLiquid\nQuasi-Crystallized Humble Pies-On-Their-Faces!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLaboring\nto observe the simulation of a phase transition!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDecoherent\nincoherent quantum states, become classical!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTraveling\nall the way from the big bang to the big crunch,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTraveling\nthrough all Dimensions, not of sight and sound!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDimensionless\ndimensions, composed of lowbrow humor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTwilight\nZone Squares All Circle on the signpost up ahead!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nwalls may speak without having to utter a single word.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere\nare those who speak, without uttering a single sound!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThose\nOnce Upon a Time Whose Words Were Crystal Clear!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNow\nthat you are here, all of our words seem perfectly clear,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nonce upon a time, we spoke for those who have no voice!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a time there was A Lorax Who Spoke for the trees.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a time we Knew What’s Missing from this picture!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a time hearts that bent the most spoke the loudest!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a time time was something that we could all share!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a time people wanted to hear jokes about the truth!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSalivating\nEyeing Liquid Crystallized Humble Pie-in-the-Face!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAware\nwhat’s missing from this picture is what comes back to haunt\nyou.<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(They\nMight Be Giants, Don Henley, 38 Pistol, Star Trek, Star Wars, Dr\nSeuss)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHappy\nIdiots<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nvirtue can be its own reward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBumbling\ndown the road of life less traveled,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClueless\nas to how to best get from point A to B,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nhave clueless friends, we must first be clueless;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThus\nforever Ignorant virtue remains Undeniable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDespite\nsome wackier cartoon logic that applies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nIgnorant Wisdom is childishly knowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nlike Total Idiots we stop watching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWherever\nin Hell we may think we’re going.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Busy\ntalking on a cellphone or something!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nFoolish Path is not what it used to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nstrangely enough remains unchanged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverything\nblending into cloudy horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nevery Direction things all look the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\neach fork in the road looks the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForks\nExtending out to infinity and beyond!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForks\nBranching to more forks Ad Infinitum.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForks\nall blending into Ever Cloudy horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\ntelling, Where In Hell that road could lead.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUncertain\nhow we all got on the road we’re on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUncertain\nany road has a real beginning or end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGoing\nnowhere from nowhere, as fast as we can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife\nin the fast lane, on our fast track to nowhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUp\nahead at every signpost, its the Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGetting\noff the road altogether is the only way out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nExcitement\nfollows great confusion and indecision,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\non the road to nowhere getting nowhere fast!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanyone know, how far it is until our next exit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody know the height of the Empire State!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanyone know Zen and the Art of Motorcycles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nvaliant few, attempt to drive from the backseat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\ndriving in circles talking faster in circles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nall begin to drive faster and talking even faster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nstart driving in circles, screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSome\nstumble out upon their knees, from exhaustion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife\nin the fast lane, surely makes you lose your mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnough\nthat some ponder if riding in the trunk is safer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMad\nenough their Red Queen yells off with their heads.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife\nin the fast lane to drive Never-ending Armageddon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife\nIn The Fast Lane pulling over at the Hotel California!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody, have any clue, as to where the hell we are?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody, anywhere ever really know what time it is?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody ever really care?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nis the happy idiot, supposedly in charge around here?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWish\nyou were here,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInstead\nof all of these other sorry clowns bumbling around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nme, myself, and I enjoy being happy idiots too,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nthere is no one alive who is youer than you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Eagles,\nChicago, Talking Heads, Pink Floyd, Dr Seuss)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSensational\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBig\nbling hurts my Crusty Eyes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLoud\nmusic destroys my Tin Ear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSweets\nkeep Ruining My appetite!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpinning\nin Place Makes me Dizzy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToo\nmuch drama breaking my heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\ntoddlers inspire louder laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBantering\nPriceless Bullshit For Laughs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nignore bullshit, kiss boo boos, contribute charming humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWorld\nof Confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nToo\nmuch Praise and Blame can Cause concern,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nhope and fear, in the Easily Confused,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nwhich bullshit To Think about next.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nsomebody is already Confused Enough,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhy\nPraise And Blame Them?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nToddlers Usually Agree,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nLittle Too Much Information,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nLead to a World of Confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nContinuous\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nLooked\nupon, it cannot be seen… Bullshit never survives in the light\nof day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nListened\nto but cannot be heard…Gibberish remains utterly meaningless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClutched\nbut cannot be touched… Worthless bullshit has no substance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nfuzzy wuzzy indeterminate bullshit Evades All certainty,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBlending\nAny Clarity into a single Abiding Mystery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nits Rising There is Know-Knowing-Light,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nits falling there is Know Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nContinuous thread that defies categorization,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLining\nwhat cannot exist.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nform formless,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nimage nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nsounds all silent;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollow,\nit has no back,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfronted\nit has no face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttend\nthe present to deal with your past,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nyou grasp the continuity of any bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nall clowns know is the essence of absurdity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAstute\nAgnostic Assholes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAgnostic\nassholes are sometimes so Astute;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nother may ever Comprehend them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nThey Make No Damned Sense,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\ncan Only Describe their appearance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCautious\nAs a lover walking on thin ice,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nIndecisive as a tiny Kid in a candy store.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nAs Humble Pie!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlippery\nas the Wettest Ice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAuthentic\nAs Uncut Firewood,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAn\nopen book, that’s clear as Mud!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nhe who is agnostic enough to Wait for the mud To settle,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeks\nto leave the future behind in order to Embrace the past.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nIn Their Ignorance Desire Less Than What May Transpire.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmpowering\ntheir bowels to move effortlessly All By Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNever\nPushy<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEmpty\nyour bowels completely;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nsublime inner peace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThis\nmad, mad, mad world will go on without you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBe\ncontent to WAIT, for nature,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nusual any especially hard crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWill\nall return to the good earth in time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nreturn Can Be Peaceful;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nis the Gentle Flow of nature,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nown eternal fall and spring!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting\nyour awareness you become regular,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nIgnoring Hard Crap Invites Sheer Misery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\naccepts Nature’s gentle flow becomes grateful.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nGrateful She Becomes Impartial;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nindifferent she becomes Agnostic;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nagnostic she becomes spontaneous;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nspontaneous she never thinks twice about giving a crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\none with her sphincter her bowels usually move Easier!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nshe might be indignant over delays she’s Never Pushy!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMindless\nHabits<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSometimes\nmy heart leads other times my brain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\noccasionally Neither One is actually in charge,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\nbeing the end of any honesty and compassion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbeginning of absolutely complete total confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe lights are on, but nobody is really listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverybody\noperates to various degrees on Autopilot,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoving\nfrom point A to B unaware we are moving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumans\nall possessing a variety of safety backups,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmind and brain are a Self-organizing system;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmay not be able to live without some habits,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\ncomforting to know we breath in our sleep!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\ngenerally speaking the fewer the better!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHate\nbeing the worst of all possible habits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost blindly self-destructive to have.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none to be avoided before all others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nAll Your Love Takes A Backseat,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nWho or Whatever it is You Have Come To Hate,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nThis And This Alone, May You Be Truly Known!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nWho You Hate, And By This Alone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWould\nAny Really Know Who You Are.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nyour life can become Hell on earth,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigh\nUpon The Great Stairway to Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDarkest\nOf Dark Comedies That Never End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nUgly Ducklings, All Search For Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nI’d rather laugh with the sinners!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nCry With The Saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDistinguish\nPleasure From Pain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI’ve,\nseen all good people,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTurn\ntheir heads each day,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nsatisfied I’m on my way;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes,\nrunning flat out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nBothering, To Look Back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefusing\nto face the inevitable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefusing\nto ever go there again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBest\nTo Avoid Mindless Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\nmay make us all unhappy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\ncan bite anybody in the ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\njust God playing peek-a-boo.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHuman\nintegrity responding to Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nproviding meaning, for meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\ngives meaning to all our emotions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nSupplies the All Important Context!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nprovides any content for our context!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\ncan explain the origin of our Universe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove’s\namazing grace is beyond all comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\na metaphor, for who we wish to become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove,\nhumor, sorrow, and anger in literal order,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nmay be greater than any mere sum of parts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nto embrace each other for what we have to offer,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\na paradoxical singularly of infinite awareness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis why, the action always keeps on happening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nreally is what makes the whole world go round!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis all you need and all nature has to offer anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis forever two steps forward and another one back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsurprises just keep coming in our game of peek-a-boo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUgly\nDucklings remain astounded to discover they’re the swan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nya gots no sparkle child get up and shake your booty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nthe Funky Monkey, Where the Wild Things Dance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nSomething Do Anything because you ain’t living!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRun\nin circles Jump Around, but whatever you do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nSitting There Self-destructing Out Of Habit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nwaiting for crap to merely work itself out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nwaiting for someone else, to do something,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof surrendering to the basic reality of life,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof doing, what all hearts know is required!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof owning your own feelings and emotions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalse\nwords, can infect the souls of the whole world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPoisoning\nthe air, until we can’t tell which way is up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPoisoning\nthe very ground we all Walk on and Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nObscuring\nsincere emotions with bullshit abstractions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nthe Journey itself may be our greatest Reward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe choose to keep walking on the road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe choose to boldly go where none have gone before.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npath might know our feet as our feet know the way.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nyet remains, the source of lightness and heights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nClueless Ugly Duckling forever becoming the Swan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalling\nDown we smile and laugh helping each other Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nknowledgeable try to learn something new every day.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimply\ncurious about how anything may happen to work,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthe Wise forever endeavor to somehow learn to forget.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpanding\ntheir own Ignorance their knowledge Expands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgetting\ntheir own habits Bequeath Themselves freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\ntheir forgetting somehow managing to grow by attrition!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgetting,\nmanage to accept the whole world as their home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOccasionally\nacting extremely childish the older they become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMindlessly\nDoing Things only because they think they are fun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nin circles, while screaming and shouting if they desire,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\nare frequently about Remembering to stay young at heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNurturing\nyour own wondrous spark within which can never die.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nthe brilliant spark illuminates the way for Ancient children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nhabit drooling idiots keep, is embracing the world as their home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Yes)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPolitical\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nBest political Clowns are those none can find;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nnext best are Widely Loved and Praised;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nAnyone Remaining,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nAdopt Clown Caricatures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nIf Joining In A Circus Parade;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeandering,\nAll Over Downtown.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAngry\nClowns Dancing All Around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLosing\nAny Interest In Sad Comedies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nMajority Become, Reliably Gullible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\nVoting for the First Clown in Town,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nmerely happens to scream the loudest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPatriotic\nRotten Tomatoes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhen\nyour Politics Are No Longer Funny,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStupid\nCrap Isn’t considered Silly anymore;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPetty\ncrap can become Less Of A Joke.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\nSelf-righteous Hypocrisy Blatant,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe patriotic Rotten tomatoes fly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBurying\nSimple Comedy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnder\nmountains of Crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe Light Never Shines sports fans!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nGullible\nFools<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIf\nAnyone Could Distill Down All The Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nEveryone Would Profit a Hundredfold!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNonetheless\nGullible Fools Would Remain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nArtifice and Profit could be Eradicated,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\na lot of Unnecessary Waste would be eliminated!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nHalf-assed Remedies merely treat the symptoms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nInadequate Used By Themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGullible Require personal remedies:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nyour personal Sense of Humor;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nYour Own Ignorant Laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEasily\nAmused<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\nis the difference between acceptance and denial?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nis the difference between beautiful and hideous?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nis the difference between Infinity and the Void?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nusual clowns are Festive as if attending a party!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nFrolicking about the park on a fine spring day.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nmy mind still wanders in Ignorant Bliss.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nNewborn babe yet to learn how to Smile;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlone\nbereft any actual aim or purpose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nZombies have enough to spare!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhereas\nI, Have Nothing At All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nmy Foolish Heart leads me;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMuddy\nWaters, Eternally Cloudy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nI’m often dim and confused.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOthers\nare always more self-assured!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nI remain completely in the dark.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAimless\nAs a Wave, Drifting Out To Sea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nthe slightest attachment to anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\npeople are busy getting necessary crap done,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhereas\nI am often Weird and impractical.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\ndon’t share everybody else’s concerns,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nso easily amused by nature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nTrajectories<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\noften follows its own Trajectory,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nno Real Aim or Purpose,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nExpressing a Mountain of Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncluding\nanything and everything under the sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nAbsolutely nothing at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBullshit\ncan be Never-ending,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nexpress all our Limitations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nany awareness of Being Bombarded with bullshit:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorance\nremains the Source of all the crap in the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\ncan we comprehend the origin of our own bullshit?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nembracing our Personal sense of humor more often!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNatural\nBorn Clowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAccept\nevery Joke and you find Inner Peace,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInterpret\nall your jokes and nobody is amused.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDump\nYour personal crap and Humor Survives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPractice\nall your jokes and Comedy Can Improve.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nObsess\nover the Best Jokes and Humor Will Suffer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTry\ntoo hard to Laugh you’ll only confuse Yourself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbetter Clowns can always laugh at themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nis why toddlers often laugh at any Cartoon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nThe Fearless Masters Of Ignorant Wisdom;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nHiding All Their Crap, They Receive Credit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nSo Transparent, Their Charm Endures.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\nMocking, Or Insulting Anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\ntherefore, none is ever offended.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nancients said: Everybody’s a natural born clown,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\neveryone laughs anytime you fall on your ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHumorous\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSometimes\ndashing for the potty we just don’t make it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nCrap Works Out easily in any rinse.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nnature’s crap Doesn’t Last Worth a Shit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhy\nthe hell does so much Stupid Bullshit?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ncan laugh hysterically at the punch lines,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStifling\nour laughter we miss a lot of the jokes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho embrace humor accept their own ignorant virtue,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile,\nthose who reject their ignorance don’t find much funny.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWannabe\nStandup<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nTry\nto be funny all the time, and all of your Jokes will Fall Flat,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStruggle\ntoo hard to act funny and People Struggle to laugh!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExplain\nyour jokes and any humor can be completely Lost,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForce\ncrap on others and Nobody Thinks You’re Funny.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nArrogant and your sad slapstick cannot last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWannabe\nMockery Stand-up comedy yet Inspires,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\ngood thorough soaking in Rotten Tomatoes;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnything\nthat might improve the comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAbsurd\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThere\nIs A Deep Mystery;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nAnyone’s Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSoundless,\nAnd Fathomless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nAlone, Unchanging.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nuniversal and Amorphous!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\ncoming before mother Nature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nAll Content I call it Absurd.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nall Sanity I say Its Unlimited,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinite\nabsurd neverending bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\ntoo much time on your hands.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinitely\ndiverse, insane combinations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlowing\naway still haunts us to this day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnabling\nknown Know no known Limits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nthe absurdities in life, are Unlimited!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nso too am I still infinitely absurd!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nI am abstracted from the absurdity of the world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nAbsurdity of all life from Nature,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNature\nfrom some mysterious bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nnothing from neverending absurdity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Styx,\nStar Trek)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilent\nBut Deadly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFarts\ncan be silent but deadly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nComposure,\nA Survival Art!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nTemptation Yet Builds along with greater pressure;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGullibility\nis important Knowing Others can be Irate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthose who Inherit this common humorous Gift!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthey should Act neither lightly nor hastily!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nActing\nhastily more Rotten Tomatoes could Fly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCasually\nFailing to Batten Down The Hatches!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nFlounder like Ships Flooded With Dung!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nstruggling heroically to stop laughing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPerfect\nTiming<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPerfect\ntiming may never actually be Duplicated!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerfect\nExecution never wastes an opportunity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerfectly\ntying up every single tiny loose end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nis why toddler charm is so enchanting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nnaive toddler remains within all of us,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerfectly\nContent being easily distracted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurprised\nthe Weak can over the strong;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeading\nus all around by the Nose with their oh so Perfect Charm.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthose who believe they are perfect are always perfectly wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\ntoddler jokes are never Embraced,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNurtured\nby us All in myriad ways,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLaughter might become louder,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\ntheir Perfect Timing can be Lost.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthe perfection of our naive grace,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nonly be unwittingly given away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOddly\nAbsurdly Neutral Agnostic Attraction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBecoming\nBoth yet Not quite either one,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nNothing as well as everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReborn\nagain with the Newest punch lines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTossing\nbullshit being receptive to Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nour ignorance is the source of Fun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nothers seldom do get our Jokes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften,\nBecoming Jokes Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nforever strange familiar irony,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nAn Oddly Neutral Attraction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsing\nboth the light and the dark,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContent\nto be the same wiseguy I’ve always been,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nrather oddly absurdly neutral agnostic attraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nArtists<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nartists all spouting crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nCannot\nsucceed every single time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGullibility\nis shaped by accepting our ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nsomeone’s meaningless bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOwn\nyour crap, and you give it away,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpout\nabsolute nonsense and gullible clowns follow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOthers\nthink you are their friend if you act aloof!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\ncome on strong, some really weak,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nvery Few Will Get Right to the Point.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually,\npreferring to Drag Everything Out.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSuperfluously\nverbose of the performing arts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nVigilant\nSarcasm<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nLowbrow\nhumor is Infamous for endless Sarcasm,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlams\nrepeatedly Hammering home,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto return to bite People in the ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nBlistering Side of Comedy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nAssholes fight over who’s the bigger idiot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreat\nbehinds may yet Stink alike,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nOthers Revel in kicking them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSarcasm,\nNever Does Turn Out Pretty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConspicuously\nObjectionable Simulation,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nPounding One Another, Without Mercy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nZombie\nMockery<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nZombies\nMake a Mockery, of All Mockery.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nMeaningless Irksome Worthless Resonance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\navoid mimicking mindless zombie mockery,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\njust exercising Good common Sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAggressive\nSlapstick, Mimicking Mockery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlways\nInsisting other Zombies are Dumber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMindless\nSadism Imitating might makes right!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nThree Stooges hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nAgnostics<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAgnostics\ncome in all shapes and sizes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nis Why none can Control Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nGreat Ignorance could be Conquered!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nWould Be, A Lot Fewer Agnostics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nReally Curious About who they are.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nAny Ignorance is Shaped By Fallibility;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nAny Shapes Are Soon Lost to the Void.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\nclutch at Weird Ideas about mortal fallibility,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAllow\nyour ignorance to Flow gently through you;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nthe end it feels much better just to Let Her Rip!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nManagement<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWho\nComprehends People Is Truly Strange!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nGets Most Punch Lines Is Enlightened!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nFalls Upon Their Butt is a Born Clown!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nLaughs Over Bullshit Still Has Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho’s\nDetermined Over Bullshit, Has Drive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nDesires Bullshit, May Become Wealthy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nDodges Bullshit Has Ignorant Wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nGrasps Bullshit Manages Their Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nImportant\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCrap\nalways ebbs and flows stinking up the whole place,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurprisingly\nmessy Stuff when it gets in all the cracks,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nmy very own personal crap hardly ever Stinks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNurturing\ncrap that grows on you like a Fungus!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThough\nit hardly ever seems to be worthwhile,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr,\nto possess any Real meaning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeemingly\ntotally Inconsequential,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nPersonal Crap Is more Essential,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nthe utmost Paramount importance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nown crap is always more important,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEspecially\nWhen It Won’t Work Itself Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI\nFight Reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI\nFight Reality, Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah\nI Fight Authority, Reality Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nBeen Shoveling Crap Uphill,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEver\nSince, I Was A Young Kid,<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nI Come Out Grinning!!!!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah,\nI Fight Reality… Authorities Always Win!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nFight The Authorities, And Reality Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nHave Come to The Mountain, to Shovel Crap Uphill Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah\nI’m Still Fighting Authority And Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nGotta Know When To Hold Em, Know When To Fold Em!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nKnow When Ya Gotta Either Fucking Duck Or Run!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYEAH\nI FIGHT AUTHORITY, AUTHORITY ALWAYS WINS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMowing\nDown All the Damned Weeds, Just As Fast As I Can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbullshit is endless and ya stick with whatever ya good at!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYa\nStick With Whatever Bullshit, Ya Happen To Be Good At!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill\nSome Of Us Never, Quite, Outgrow Fighting Authority!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPausing\nSometimes to Shovel More of the Same Crap Uphill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nidiots think they’re some kinda damned comedian!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWell,\nI Fight Authority, And Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Johnny\nBe Good Melloncamp)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFlypaper\nWallpaper<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOffer\nsex, drugs, and rock-n-roll to every clown in town,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nwannabe Comedians may line up to entertain you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou share your Ignorant Wisdom with them instead,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nclown for miles around, will Watch Your Back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwhich Way More Obnoxious winds blow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOffering\nignorant wisdom isn’t exactly glamorous,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nneither is covering your walls with flypaper!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBastards!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nTo\nreduce an obnoxious Bastard’s Influence first expand it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nReduce Their Wallop, First Increase It,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nrule over Complete Assholes first exalt them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nrob them of their Sadistic Pleasure first bait the trap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThis\nis the not-so-secret way the less Obnoxious overcome the most,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing,\nInstant Karma’s Always Gonna Getcha baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShit\nHappens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSometimes\nresigned to our humble fate,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nlet crap slide….until way past late!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nShit\nHappens Is The Rule,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEternally…\n Rolling… Downhill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSliding\nInto The Smallest Cracks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nA Huge… …Fucking Mess!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nStinking\nup the entire neighborhood!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPiling\nUp Into A Mountain Overnight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAttracting\nEvery Damned Fly For Miles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nOur Only Claim To Fame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nthe Animals, Have Left the Zoo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nShit\nComing Out, The Damned Sewers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSpouting\nCrap From Lofty Ivory Towers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEveryone\nDebating, How To Suck An Egg!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nThe Crap…Finally… Hits The Fan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nHesitant,\nTo Ever Wait, To Procrastinate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDontcha\nKnow Shit Always Be Happenin’?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\nYou Know Murphy Was an Optimist?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsimple Shit Leads from the rear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nthe shit just keeps Happening,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nthe really messy crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nthe really Hard crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nif You’re not Full of Crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nyou’re starving to death!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWhile,\nif you can’t work your shit out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou’re\nup shit creek without a paddle!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPointless\nPersonal Bullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPointless\nbullshit is not always easily avoided;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\npersonal bullshit is not easily surrendered;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus,\npointless personal bullshit has enthralled generation after\ngeneration!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nintent upon being funny, pointless bullshit can fall flat on its\nface!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumor\nmay enhance otherwise pointless bullshit and so humor survives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumor\nneither acts nor reasons;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nacts, but without our reason;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJustice\nacts only to serve our reason;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nbullshit, tries to enforce reason!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nignorant wisdom is lost there remains humor;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nhumor is lost, there remains love;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nlove is lost, there remains justice;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nwhen justice is lost, there remains pointless bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMindless\nhabits and rituals are the end of honesty and compassion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbeginning of total confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBelief\nis a colorful hope or fear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStepping\nstone to all calamity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ncomedian is guided by humor, not by hope;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe’s\na fruitcake, not a flower!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting\nbeing dense she easily ignores pointless personal bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMean\nFairytale Bullies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMean\nfairytale Bullies tell only the meanest stories without end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nno one including themselves ever really cares to remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGloating\nas the little kids cry, when the Ugly Duckling dies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nstories are otherwise tedious and plodding,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfusing\nany little ones, who whine and pass out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLosing\nresilience, some bite each other or themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLosing\ntheir water, devastated toddlers all flee in tears!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\neverybody else’s eyes, glaze over,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccompanied\nby the smell of fresh crap.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\ncrap only rolls downhill, in the meanest of Fairy Tales,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nsadistic nightmare bullies scare the hell out of themselves!<br\/>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nStupid\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorance\ngreedily gorges upon itself,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsatiably\ndevouring, its own stupidity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStupid\nbullshit inspired by any ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\navoidable crap all too often over nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHumble\nAcceptance<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nDespite\ncountless claims to the contrary from wannabe bullshit artists,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nhas ever managed to beat, whip, or coerce themselves into submission!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\ncan you possibly surrender to yourself without first surrendering to\nyourself?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nquote the immortal Frank Zappa, "You are what you is and that’s\nall that it tis!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe evidence is most of us do the humble best we can manage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\namong us ever Being Prepared to meet all of life’s challenges!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nacceptance of bullshit Is how all punch lines are revealed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\ncan ever force another to accept what they refuse To See!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nrejection may lead to our own worst personal nightmares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nsome accept it or reject it for agnostics its all the Same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBoth\nlove and Ignorance never need agnostics to defend them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nOur Love and Truth Can Speak Louder Than Our Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\ngratitude may mean more than anything we could own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwhenever mama calls and papa is my rock I remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomewhere\ndown the road we all get our own punch line!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverybody\nalways gets their own punch lines in the end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nfor ourselves what it means to be human.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthere’s nobody ever home, but us silly chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLagging\nbehind nevertheless we inevitably catch up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\nand laughing upon the road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nDiscover All The Forks Start To Look The Same.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnothing, harmony neither acts nor reasons,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe few, who humble themselves before all others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nacceptance we all share a paradox of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nacceptance no one sees the complete Big Picture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nacceptance sometimes Its Best to remain Ignorant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nacceptance our lives don’t have to rhyme or reason!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChuckling,\nwe might all inspire greater peace and tranquility!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nsparkling laughter might inspire peace in almost anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProving\nto all that the journey itself can truly become our reward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsilent victory of our silent explanation between bouts of laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nJokes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhen\na Great man discovers Ignorant Jokes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nwould Embrace humor wholeheartedly;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\na Common Man hears insipid jokes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nmay choose to Laugh just Sometimes;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\na Mean Man Hears Toddler jokes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’ll\nFrequently Laugh Hysterically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nthose who seldom laugh at all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nnothing about their ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTherefore\nit is said:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nUnderstands ignorant humor seems Childish;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\npractices Ignorant Humor falls on his butt.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nBumbling all about;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nplaces that others disdain;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfinest Copy appears Plain;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsharpest razors are all Dull;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nShallowest pond has depths;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nWorthless, Appears Priceless;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSublime, merely a Distraction;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nClearest Truth, Seems opaque;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nPopular Ideal appears Flawed;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nBravest of Heart appear Meek;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ntimid nature appears reckless;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsquare perfected has no edge;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMusic\nperfected has no melody;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nperfected has no climax;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArt\nperfected has no intent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthe ignorant can appreciate their own ignorance:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\ntransmits sensation and transcends other knowledge.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nGreat\nBehinds<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNoteworthy\npressure is building,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArousing\nFonder pungent thoughts;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSensation\nhearkens Nostalgic yearning,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOver\nthe endless Crap we all put up with.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nEverything Bears Feeling and Doing;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre Endowed With Mindless Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nI Was Taught, So Too, Must I Also Relay!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreat\nBehinds All Stink Alike Anonymously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPersonal\nFiber<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWater\nOvercomes Almost all constipation;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ngrasping Anything it Needs no Opening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThis\nis the Benefit of consuming water and fiber,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShit\nthen requires No action!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nthere is benefit without Action,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nfew possess the Personal fiber,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ndo shit without Doing Squat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOverblown\nEgos<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHealth\nor education: Which Is more important?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHealth\nor possessions: which is more Worthwhile?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProfit\nor Loss: Which is more Troublesome?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOverblown\nEgos can become Overrated,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeddling\nin everybody else’s Affairs,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nOthers wish they would stop.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\na Brain Fart toddlers stop,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPlopping\nadorably on their butts,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\ncharming of overblown egos.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHeavy\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nObligingly,\nThe Perfect Crap Would,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLeave\nEverybody Else’s Ass Alone!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nLot Of Crap Makes A Fucking Mess!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat’s\nAlways Harder, To Clean Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHeavy\nCrap, Means Varied Things,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTossing\nOut Stinkier Crap For Fresh.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAround\nhere we always Toss It Uphill,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsmell’s just worse the higher you go,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCollective\nsighs of relief from those down below!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nUnsatisfying\nCrap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhen\na nation has a nice sense of humor,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHorse’s\ndrag manure through their fields.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\na nation, loses its sense of humor,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHorses\nbear soldiers down Mainstreet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nis no greater folly than ignoring our own Horseshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nis no greater Disaster than losing our sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nCan Be No Greater Sickness, On Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nBuying unsatisfying Crap nobody wants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPoisoning\nthe very ground and Each Other,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeeling\nIncapable, Of Ever Stopping!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCrappy\nExperiences<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWithout\ntaking a single step Outdoors,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nalready know that loathsome Smell;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\na glance by the light of the moon,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nalready know the texture of that Crap.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmore messy really crappy experiences,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nless we Believe we know about crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nthe urge becomes Overpowering.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStreaking\npast holding their Noses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nMad Dash for the outhouse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\neverything always works out on in the end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNothing\nLeft Undone<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nfollower of knowledge learns as much as he can every day;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nthe more Clueless Argue over what everybody knows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nnotably senile, over time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHence\nNothing remains Left Undone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilence\nTriumphs Over Loud Applause!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrying\nNot to be Funny We often Succeed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClueless,\nto what Doing Nothing still means!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou can’t identify that you’ve identified nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYour\npersonal bullshit has become nothing left undone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nToddling\nAlong<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nToddler does not distinguish between herself and the world;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nneeds of anyone around her are her own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nis good, to those who are good!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe’s\nalso good to those who are not so good,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThereby\nshe is always very good!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\ntrusts trustworthy people;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nuntrustworthy ones alike,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nher always trustworthy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsage lives in harmony with her world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nmind, becomes the world’s mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nshe nurtures the hearts of all others,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddling\nalong determined to be just like mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnoble\nRight Up to the End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWe\nenter and leave this world covered in crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\neveryone I know is always full of Crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExcept\nthe dead who no Longer give a crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nothers hold onto their crap for dear life,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthe point where taking a shit becomes an abstraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthose who partake of a modest diet,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNeed\nnot Fear Pains in the ass that often;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nwear protective garments all the time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHemorrhoids\nfinding no places to poke out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\ncan Stop Scratching nearly as often,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nalways searching for nearby toilets,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWorrying\nabout their own petty crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nignoble right up to the end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilly\nSeasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOverconfidence,\ninspiring foolishness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGullibility\nnurturing every absurdity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\ntemptation grows overwhelming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nbuying into our own stupidity completes the transaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nevery artist pays homage to their own gullible stupidity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOver\nother artists’ inferior crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPlayfully\nPleading, Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnofficially\nAcknowledged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChortling\nCunning Rascals,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nAmusing One Another,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReveling\nin the Silly Seasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nGagging!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAll\nBullshit springs from our own Personal ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnderstand\nthat and you understand your own Bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nthe right bullshit and you embrace any ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsist\nany bullshit is the best and simple humor can’t survive.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverything\nworks out in the end, but don’t swallow too much!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpout\na lot of smack or firm positions,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nNothing Can Ever Save Your Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMinor\ndetails Always matter with Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLimiting\nwhat we shove down our throat,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe wolf down becomes very personal,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\npersonal its easier to make mistakes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing’s\nworse, than gagging on your own crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSadistic\nMimes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nTotally\nhysterical crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\ngoad audiences until they cry laughing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nturn, prompting them to laugh even harder.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowever,\nwith infectious jokes it is said,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere’s\nonly so much anyone can take!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAfter\nthe audience is spent,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChuckles\nlinger slowly fading,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttentions\nStray in All Directions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nthose who can never get enough,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSadistic\nmimes, slaughter with laughter.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nRefined\nShit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCultivate\nyour own crap and, surreally, you become your own shittiest joke!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nyour family’s crap, and shitty sit-com spin-offs are assured!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nyour shit in public places and crap about you is sure to get around.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nyour crap in political ways, and inspire shittier politics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nyour crap long enough, and everything starts to taste shitty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nshitting on everything, each other, and yourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBetter\nto learn how to laugh at our own humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\ntoo many of us are no longer laughing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaugh,\nat every humanly conceivable insanity;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaugh,\nmerely to proclaim the outlandish truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nthe one whose laughter speaks loudest of all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDepends\non how refined the Shitty Taste of any bullshit artist like me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHumpty\nDumpty<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHumpty\nDumpty was an egg,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwas desperate to get laid!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nhe didn’t have sexual parts,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nno rooster, had fertilized him!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnguished,\nhe rolled himself right off the counter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreferring\ndying a meaningless death, on a floor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nnever having a chance, to actually live it up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbeing cracked, fried, and summarily eaten!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\neleven remaining eggs were all appalled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nwitnessing, his most ghastly demise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHorrified,\nin turn each averted their eyes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto realize upon raising their gazes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nwere still on the breakfast menu!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nall too often, life just isn’t fair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFear\nis the mind killer that destroys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFear\nis the little death awaiting us all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFear\nis the end of all possible thinking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEating\neverybody alive, inside and out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe real dangers, remain without!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\ncancer spreading through the body;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nbacteria, cultured inside rotten eggs,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\naround yelling, the sky is falling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEasily\navoided, pointless personal bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nreally bad habits growing like a fungus!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nshould never be allowed to just fester!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nkind, that we inevitably come to regret!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually\nthe sooner its dealt with, the better!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nit frequently drives us, to fear the worst!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nfreeze up, or overreact at the wrong time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKicking\nourselves in the ass for being stupid!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nfacing our fears we make them disappear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nlistening to our hearts, we overcome them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nour fears can become even worse habits.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\ndesires may grow like weeds in any lawn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEveryone\nwants to alleviate, their own desires!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPretending\nto ease our suffering, like a mother.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReassuring\nourselves as if we were two people.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWords\nAre All Bullshit Whenever Money Talks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthose still listening, to their fears and desires.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthose never taught, that they can Just Say No!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthose, with no love and courage in their heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthose incapable of communicating with others,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsisting\nthe dictionary is just never good enough;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoney\ncan’t buy happiness but it sure doesn’t hurt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEndlessly\nranting, their politics are seldom personal!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPounding\nupon anyone who just happens to disagree,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nit is easy to inspire, enough fears and desires,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ndiscourage many from even trying to save themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEnchanting\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nreally spellbinding clowns,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom,\ninspire any mean fairy tales,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nZombie\nmockery only makes them chuckle,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\ntheir sense of humor is out of this world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\ntheir intentions always appear honorable,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\ntheir jokes unquestionably from the heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAn\nenchantingly delightful comedy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat,\nleaves no stone untouched.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\ntheir grace is beyond compare,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nmere words, to ever describe,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\ntheir love of compassionate humor undeniable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDelightful\ngiggles echoing… rolling across the floor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAmazing\nBullshit Artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThose\nwho repeat bullshit tend to believe their own bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst,\nthose who preach never can hear their own bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nspouting so much crap all you amazing bullshit artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncan start by sorting out all your own bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrust\nme, it feels great to get rid of all you can find!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOwn\nyour personal crap all you amazing bullshit artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\nelse wants it so you may as well Toss it away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSharing\nand learning to be giving just require effort!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRequiring\nneither terrific style nor common sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nThe Worst Crap keeps getting in our way,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\ncomplain there’s way too much bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAdding\nto the usual mess none ever claims!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNasty\nBullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNasty\nbullshit should always be avoided,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\ncoming back to bite people in the ass.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAvoid\nany of the Nastier Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCause\nYou Know Without Doubt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncomes around goes around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthe less Nasty any crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\ngetting around, the better!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe Less Divided we become,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmore united we may all stand,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlong\nwith improving everyone’s sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConquering\nthe world one clown at a time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThis\ncomedy Club never closes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\nworry about your Style,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrust\nme every Clown fits in,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthe punch lines can only improve!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nLogic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nlogic is just so damned easy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nbullshit Artists refuse to believe,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nRejecting their Bullshit Is Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nonly logic bullshit artists Recognize,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBuilt\nentirely of blue smoke, and mirrors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHides\neverything under huge piles of Shit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherever\nThe Sun Will Seldom Ever Shine.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSafeguarded\ndeep between their ass cheeks;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnsuring\nit never vanishes in the light of day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBite\nMe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThere’s\nway too much Bullshit flying around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\neveryone else could surely agree upon,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nrefuses to put up with anyone else’s crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthey wouldn’t Hesitate to do with their own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nthe only way they can ever accept their crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nby everybody accepting all they need do is relax!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrust\nme the harder we Hold onto all our worst crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsooner it all comes back to Bite you hard in the ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHappy\nSappy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhen\nyou conquer one clown at a time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYour\nworst fears can soon be forgotten,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely,\nby turning the brat onto,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHappy\nsappy toddler pabulum!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCompletely\nmeaningless drivel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ndo any harm unto others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPlugging\ninto the boob tube young and old alike,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nchuckle to themselves, while throwing up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nLame\nBullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nartists diligently cultivate the finest of arts,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\ncrap enlightenment in their own bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\ninsisting upon passionately testifying.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\nany other Bullshit is always so fucking lame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCommon\nordinary bullshit is not a real comparison!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nother bullshit always turns out to be a Fraud!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nmocking the Silent Echoes of their reflections!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGrossly\nDistorted nightmarish house of horror Fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCornucopia\nof lesser known erotic exotic guilty pleasures.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nunparalleled singularly sublime splendor and majesty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nto be Imitated personification of divine perfection!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nblindingly crystal clear bedazzling celestial Brilliance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreedily\nwe shovel our personal bullshit down throats,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContemptuous,\nof one another’s much lamer bullshit!<br\/>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilly\nGiggles<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilent\nunspeakable wisdom,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTongues,\nrooted in cheeks,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAmenable\nrefuge for clowns.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPainted\ngrins of friendly faces,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConspirators\nto childish foolishness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTremendously\noverwhelming excitement building!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGiddy\nclowns tumble in, grinning inanely,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\nobligingly bouncing on butts,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSymphony\nof incredulous amazement!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearing\nraucous laughter, clowns runaway,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nthe circus is the only show in town,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilly\ngiggles echo, following me all around.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n \n<\/p>\nResistance\nis Futile<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCockroaches\nlike Groucho just love to complain, <br\/>\nEndlessly mocking one\nanother’s crap,<br\/>\nRanting and raving it’s the worst smelling\nanywhere!<br\/>\nThe same hopeless Complaints people never listen to,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nComplaining\nthey Still have enough of their own!<br\/>\nAdamant no Real cockroach\ncould ever resist,<br\/>\nMocking each other’s Worthless\nmockery!<br\/>\nResistance is Futile All roaches Agree!<br\/>\nWhen the\nSilent Void mocks itself.<br\/>\nStraight Man’s Quiet Mockery.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNever\nDo That Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nDismissing\ndenial, as improbable,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilently\ndenying that’s its impossible,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nRealizing Denial’s Unthinkable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nplausibly deny our denial again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\ndenial as implausible,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nmother embraces me back:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeckoning\nme onto her lap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwhispers, in my ear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Never\nDo That Again!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAvoid\nAny Meaner Shit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nMeanest bullshit denies Denial,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nEnjoying Strangling Itself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDenying\nInnocence ever existed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ndeny our ignorant humor,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nGreat Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAvoid\nAny Meaner Shit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrusting,\nIn Yourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nGentle Comedy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAppreciate\nYour Humanity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthe meanest bullshit enforces the compulsion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrothers\nand sisters have to be mean to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAvoid\nGloating<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOnce\nupon a time people were not so Easily Impressed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nQuite So Many, Bullshit Artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nits Really hard to Laugh!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwe strangle even easy Jokes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nhumor can Bring us together!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nstupid bullshit drives us apart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ntrick is your sense of humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAvoid\ngloating over Punchlines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nStarving\nZombies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nDealing\nwith bullies always makes me homesick,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe place where I go to Relax;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nprepare for the meanest bullies,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPracticing\nthe Art of doing nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nknow it sounds Stupid,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nI Swear That Its True!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to go to fun places,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nhave to first Learn How To not Move!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNow\nthe laziest Dance Craze of the century!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAdored\nby all Starving Zombies everywhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFortunate\nenough to Shuffle in just in time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsit still and eat Peacefully at the table.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nObnoxious\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nObnoxious\nClowns will all stridently insist!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\ncomedy is meaningful and Distinctive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ntwo clowns should ever tell the same Joke;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPresumably\nif comedy is to possess any dignity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNoteworthy\nclowns should all retain significance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nObnoxious\nhumor may frequently become tedious!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\neveryone just smiles and nods,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\ncircus Life Can Be Tough!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nthose epic over-sized clown shoes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nacts are just very hard to follow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOthers\nyou’ll want to Avoid if possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRotten\ntomatoes may be the least of your worries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nconfronted by more Obnoxious Clowns.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPotty\nhumor, might become More attractive,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\navoiding stepping on Clumsy clown shoes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAppreciating\ngood Sarcasm can actually be helpful,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\neventually, all the jokes become just as Obnoxious!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCompassionate\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCompassionate\nClowns come to everyone’s rescue,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgetting\nall about Themselves, in the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nAware of the Virtue of Ignorant wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWitnesses\nloudly applaud their compassion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHeroes\nwho think of others as themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nheroes of every other clown’s story,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDreamers\nbusily living their dreams,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTotally\ncaught up, in the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsame as the rest of us clowns,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBusy\nbumbling down the road in enormous shoes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nany foolish ignorance, with compassion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWitless\nZingers<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNobody\nI know can say with a straight face,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n"That\nThey Have Lost All Of Their Wits!"<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nBad Enough to Lose Your Witty Wits,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nTo Lose All Our Wittiest of Wits,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nThe Cruelest, Of All, Cruel Blows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate your own wits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou still have your Witts, about you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nto cope whenever humor Escapes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nalways look for the hidden punch lines,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nthe witless zingers just keep on coming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNobody\nHome<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMurmuring\nContentedly,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nword utter gibberish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nbabbling in our ears.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nany real significance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nour lights are left on,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nnobody’s home but us chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMiserable\nWannabe Comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nthat’s just too good to be true,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\nreally is just more bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nThe Worst Bullshit Of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nonly use to Fool Ourselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttempting,\nWannabe Comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nWannabe Comic Yells Shit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthe Proverbial Shit Hits the Fan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWannabe\nComedies, May Be Messier!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlinging\nCrap Just to Clean It Up Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nCrappy Way to Make A Living They Say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWay\nToo Much Crap For Any To Bother With!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMakes\nFor The Worst Wannabe Comedies Of All!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSuck\nit Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nGravity,\nmakes crap roll downhill,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSucking\nhard on anything with mass,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhistling\nwildly, at every butt she sees,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\ninhales, whistling and sucking away,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDaydreaming\nof the hero of all her dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nloves to whistle, at every known asshole,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nbegging every shithead for more bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhistling,\nshe just keeps on greedily sucking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTurning\nto face uphill, so she can slurp it up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nasshole giving her all she could want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill,\nall the turned backs discourage many!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nrealizing, forever crap rolls downhill.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPregnant\nsilence overtakes them all at once.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhispers\necho softly lost in the far distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\na lame zerosum game the ground catches.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nthere’s nothing whatsoever to lose,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr,\nto be gained, from learning how to be still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrap,\nalways keeps falling from out of the blue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nrolls atop anybody downhill at the bottom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe bullshit keeps flying in every direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nit hard to tell, which direction remains up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthe most interesting things grow out of manure…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFuck\nOff All You Wannabe Fuck Offs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFuck\noff because fuck the fuck off!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nfucking got that fucking yet?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nbest give a fuck, was broken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFuck\noff is the best I can manage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFuck\noff because fuck the fuck off!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nas fucking good a fucking answer,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnyfuckingoneisevergonnafuckingget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nfuck off forthwith, all you fuck offs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nfucking all leave me the fuck alone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\nlet the door hit you on the way out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFucking\nknow our fucking comedy-drama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfucking one, you fucking enjoy so much!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFucking\nfollowing, all the Fucking characters,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWas\nfucking canceled, by the fucking network!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nfucking wannabe comedy was all-fucked-up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFucking Piece of Shit was Just all Fucked Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFucking\nhorribly in need of fucking improvement!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nI Fucking Want Nothing To Fucking Do With It!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nany other fucking circus clown’s, fucking bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nArt of Denial<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPeople\nenjoy denying that Denial,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIsn’t\nthe Name of A River in Egypt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nrather one of the more Demanding fine arts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet,\nby tradition, it remains quite Indubitably,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nExclusive Art of more Obnoxious Clowns.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRepeatedly\nSwearing They Never deny denial.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProtesting\nthere’s a Sucker Born every minute!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nis Why Denial remains a Popular word!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoggedly\nintent on perfecting the art of denial!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAsshole\nRegrets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEverybody\nthinks the other Guy’s hot air,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTakes\nup way too much space in the Room!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOutrageously\nUnacceptable deplorable farts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\ncompel everyone else to vacate the space!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nto leave some doors and windows open!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\ncase some poor unsuspecting slob,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPasses\nOut Accidentally Stumbling In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAssholes\nCan Regret Becoming Assholes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSmooth\nCuties<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEverybody\nhas an asshole but not all of us are Complete Buttheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSure\nStinky bullshit can come out our Mouths like any cow’s butt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nour Reality may Become whatever we care to put out there!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nsnails, like to leave long winding wayward Slimy Trails!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOthers\nprefer to bounce and roll around in the Stinkier Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\ntiny infants have The Smoothest of Cute Little Butts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSmooth\ncrappy butts their neighbors often love to Touch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCaution\nalluring smoothies conceal crap inside diapers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAsshole\nValidation<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nInvalidated\nassholes Require validation,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\ninvalidated wherever they may go.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCautious\nto always Invalidate Themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nto Mention Everyone else in the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nInsisting the other guy is an Asshole!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthey can’t Approve of validating assholes;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEspecially\nassholes eager to validate all assholes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nthe Only thing assholes are able to agree on,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nto never Acknowledge an asshole validating them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nasshole validation remains a complete Oxymoron,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nassholes won’t agree on the meaning of the word!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBlind\nProphets<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAssholes\nmay Wannabe blind visionaries,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof getting into a world of Butt Hurt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nassholes can’t see where they are going,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\ntheir heads still firmly stuck up their Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nNoxious gases they’ll inhale,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInduce\nthe wildest cryptic visions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nthose of the Oracles At Delphi,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nproclaimed Socrates a wiseguy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nalone could still see in the dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nQuantum\nPerturbations?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nQuantum\nperturbations inspired mental masturbation,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nEinstein’s best rubber sheets and underpants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBelieving\nhis crap was still solid,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nnever to be casually dismissed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\npersevered for decades masturbating nonstop!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nhis wiggly-jigglies steadily got worse,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil,\nnobody could tell what was what,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nif anything ever became of his efforts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nQuantized\nUgly Ducklings<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAdorable\nQuantized Ugly Ducklings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlways\nso shy, sweet, and innocent,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom,\nlooking anyone in the eye!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRepeatedly,\nfalling on their butts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGrinning,\ndrooling, total idiots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShyly,\nhiding behind the most beautiful,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nsometimes the most hilarious of anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nadorable one with sparkling laughter,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nmagically bridges, any differences,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBetween\nall our brothers and sisters.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlaughter, at the sheer joy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nwondrous, novel existence,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsimply being a part of it all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfountain of love, becoming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfountain of truer awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngreatest of possible journeys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\ngreater context of One Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nall art, science, or religion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\never adequately, describe for us.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nnature herself is shyly hiding.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLight\nthat shines within and without!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLight\ncasting shadows in greater light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nnever can be seen in all its glory.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShy\nQuantized Ugly Ducklings Sparkle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrecisely\nbecause they are always so shy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\namuse themselves, with peek-a-boo.;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPriceless\nComedy<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFaint\nquiet laughter carries across the field.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJubilant\ntoddlers playing hide and seek,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFamiliar\nsiren song calls to me on the wind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nfoolish enough to merely laugh at any foolishness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilly\nenough to tickle plenty of purple people pink!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomehow\nknowing without knowing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich none can ever really know:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\ngift of grace is merely for sharing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBetter\nEnjoyed Together for its own sake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nBlissful Contentment bumbling along;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nFresh Slapstick Seizes the Moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPresenting\nDelightful Gifts to the Entire World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCapable\nof wrapping people around their little fingers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTouching\nAll Affectionately, while contending with none.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEngagingly\nFlawless Naiveté,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPriceless\nFamily Comedy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAdrift<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFloundering\nin the waves we raise the anchor,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCast\nadrift by the still rising storm.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nListing\nside to side and rolling end over end,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTurning\nher wheel into the wind,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEagerly,\nshe springs forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nstep aside as she dances through the waves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSculpting\nher own way in the great big world;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFashioning\ngrace out of chaos in the moment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDestination,\na safe sheltered port of harbor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\na cleft in the earth is mother to all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClimbing\na mountain on the dark side of the moon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSudden\nswelling assembly at the top,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMelting\nlanguidly into the sunrise,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArouses\nmy blissful contentment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhereupon,\nwithout a warning,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight within, becomes One!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrescendo\nof the divine thunder,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpward\nspiraling sublime rapture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Tom\nPetty, Pink Floyd)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning\nDown the House!~<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\nChained\nto a Cliff for Burning Down the Temple;<br\/>\nIt Turned Out Prometheus\nWas A Pyromaniac!<br\/>\nIn court, his Lawyers kept attacking his\nLiver!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nhired him, to set fire to more buildings!<br\/>\nBurning down houses\nfor just a quick buck!<br\/>\nSo they could collect the insurance\nmoney.<br\/>\nBlaming Global Warming, For The Fires!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBoom\nBaby, Strange But Not A Stranger!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>The\nTime Has Come To Jump Overboard!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Hold\nTight, We’re In For Nasty Weather!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>You…\nJust… Might… Get… What… You… Ask… For!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\nHere’s\nyour tickets here’s your bags!<\/span><\/font><br\/>\nDon’t\nforget to go to the Bathroom!<\/span><\/font><br\/>\nYour\ntransportation, is finally here,<\/span><\/font><br\/>\nClose\nenough is never Far Enough!<br\/>\nBook your next passage…. To\nMars!<br\/>\nBuild Your Dream…… Bomb Shelter!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning\nDown The House!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Maybe…\nYou… Know… Where… You… Are…<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Fighting\nAll Your Fires With Fire!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Find\nPrincely Deals at Fire Sales,<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>See,\nCalifornia Wineries, Drunk!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Maybe\nyou know where to Shop!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Hey\nwe might all Need Raincoats!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Three…Hundred…Sixty…Five…\nDegrees!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Clowns\nBurning Down The House!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Cooking\nEverything That’s Left Alive!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>People\nsurprised on their way to work!<br\/>\nAs their Cars Suddenly Burst\ninto Flames!<br\/>\nAs I race past them on my way to First\nplace!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\nEverybody knows that\nyou have to play in order to Win!<br\/>\nNo visible means of support\nand you ain’t seen Nothin’ yet!<br\/>\nEverything’s stuck Together and\nI don’t know what to expect.<br\/>\n<\/font>Starring\ninto the TV Set, Watching Them All, Fighting Fire with\nFire!!<br\/>\nPyromania could be the next fashion trend if things don’t\ncool down!<\/span><\/font><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus Just Left Chicago… And He’s Bound For New Orleans…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus Just Left Chicago… And He’s Bound For New Orleans…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nOut To California, Through The Burning Forests and The Pines!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTake\nMe With You Velvet Jesus, Velvet Elvis Has Left The Building…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTake\nMe With You Velvet Jesus, Velvet Elvis Has Left The Building…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nDon’t Have To Worry… Cause Takin’ Care Of Business\nIs His Name!~<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n(Talking\nHeads, ZZ Top)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nBe Too Tired to Work!~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHunched\nover, nose to the grindstone,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThrowing\nhis shoulder to the still spinning wheel!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMoses\nShouted Out Across the water,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYowsa\nBoss We Be too tired to work!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nbe so Tired by the end of the day,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nNever Knowd When To Stop!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nIt Were Easy As Fishin’,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\nCould Be A Musician,<br\/>\nIf you could make sounds,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLoud…\nor Mellow…<\/font><br\/>\nGet A Second-Hand Guitar, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChances\nAre You’ll Go Far…<br\/>\nIf\nyou get in with the right bunch of fellows!<\/font><br\/>\nPeople see\nyou having fun…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJust\nA-Lying… In The Sun….<br\/>\nTell\nthem that you like it this way!<\/font><br\/>\nIt’s the Work That We\nAvoid, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nWe’re All Self-employed,<br\/>\nWe\nlove to work at nothing all day!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nWe Be Taking Care of Business,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEvery\nday!<\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Taking\ncare of business,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEvery\nway!<\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>We be\ntaking care of business,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nAll Mine!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTaking\ncare of business and working overtime!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMercy…\nWhooo… All Right…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTake\ngood care of my business,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nI’m away, every day.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\nget up every morning,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFrom\nyour Alarm Clock’s warning,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTake\nthe 8:15 into the city!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere’s\nA…Whistle Up Above,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\npeople pushin’ people shovin’,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nthe girls, who try to look pretty!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nif your train’s on time, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\ncan get to work by nine,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nstart your Slaving Job,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nGet Your Pay!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nYou Ever…… Get Annoyed, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLook\nAt Me I’m Self-employed,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nlove to work at nothing all day!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nWe Be Taking Care of Business, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEvery\nDay!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTaking\nCare of Business… Every Way!<br\/>\nWe Be taking care of Business Its\nAll Mine!<br\/>\nTaking care of Business and working overtime…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTake\ngood care, We be too Tired to Work ourselves Boss,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMaybe\nyou could Find Somebody Else Who Need Foodstamps?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus Just Left Chicago, and He’s Bound For New Orleans…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(BTO)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nKnowing\nOnly The Light<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nDeath\nmay be the blissful silence, betwixt the notes of a melody;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ntime stretches out, beyond the reach of space to contain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe greater poetry in motion of our paradox of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe blissful contentment, knowing I still know nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe comfort in knowing, all walk a road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe certainty life is ever greater than any can know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nabides beyond the most fanciful of imaginations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nunderlies the greatest of insights and awareness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nunderscores, any explanations for our existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncalls out to us, from within the sound of silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nresides beyond the ability of science to measure.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nlies below any expectations and preconceptions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno great work of art could ever actually convey!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nremains beyond the reach, of ancient mysticism!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nany of our more Glorious Words, fail to express.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\ncalls out from within Great Sounds of Silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno feeble intellectual concept may ever grasp.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\nno amount of experience may prepare us for!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno unexpected fortune may bestow upon us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nlies beyond, all categories, boxes, and labels!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nevades even visions, of madmen and saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno profound insights, can ever account for!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ngreat science must forever fail to quantify!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\nno keen observation, will actually clarify!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nsingular infinity beyond human conception!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAn\nInfinite Diversity In Infinite Combination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\npassing before me, lost upon the horizon,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto return to me yet again as I surrender.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nplace which even a Wu Li master of space-time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRespects\nas our fountain spring, the Mother of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\norigin of our spark within, which cannot die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nUnspeakable Ignorant Wisdom and Virtue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLiving\nwell, justly, and beautifully are all one thing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\ngiving of ourselves we learn how to receive,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nforgiving others, we pardon ourselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\npardoning ourselves learn to live.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nHow To Be Free At Last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nHow, To Let Go Again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning,\nTo Love Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nThy Neighbor, As Thyself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrespass\nNot Upon One Another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nnone, shall trespass upon you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOpening\nour heart the mind follows.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTreat\nothers, better than they deserve.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwhat comes around, goes around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRing\nout the praise of mama and papa!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nThat All Would Celebrate With You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSing\nThe Songs Everyone’s Heart Shares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nnone shall hold, anything against you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to live, we must all learn to accept death and suffering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder live we must all find greater forgiveness and acceptance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\ninevitably, the sun must rise once again, knowing only the light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEmbracing\nLoving Words<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nI\nhave but two arms, with which to hold anything,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\naltogether way too often I merely use them for,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClutching\nOnto Any Hate, Anger, and Vengeance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nspite of being aware, we are all infants to others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFloundering\nabout, still trying the best that we can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPaying\nIt Forward Once Again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nWonderful to Remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReaching\nBeyond Infinite Skies;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ninfinity and beyond eternity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthe limits of our imagination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond,\nmere mortal limitations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nwhat we believe possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nis ever denied, their feelings.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nis ever denied their thoughts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nis ever denied their own light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan be denied a chance to love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nmay ever pop another’s bubble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nmay ever tickle, their own fancy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nmay deny the songs in our hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nIs Ever Denied Their Own Redemption!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nHearts, Are What Really Matters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\na heart you’ve got nothing except!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEntirely\nmore of the same: Nothing That Is!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nour Hearts we all find happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nour Hearts discover the real truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nour Hearts all can soar with eagles.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nour Hearts we seldom know defeat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearts\nnever comprehending our angry words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearts\nseldom comprehending any hatred at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearts\neternally desiring, just to please everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearts\nquietly beating away, eternally in the dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWould\nonly grasp pure poetry in motion in all life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nSee the World, Through the Eyes Of A Child.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nmoving Poetry Knowledge is incomplete.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nAwareness any knowledge is impossible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nhearts know if we are singing or screaming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nnote and word becomes special by singing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nwithin the greater context of shared truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nthe silence of our Truth nothing exists.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nencouraging Love in hearts no music.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeautiful\nwords inspire love in all our hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeautiful\nwords can Sing in their own voice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ninsisting anyone ever listen to them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nall those desiring Rise to the occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nus begin surrendering to our words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nus begin by learning to own them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nthose who think to do anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nus begin by moving ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnderstanding\nupon embracing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContentment,\nkeeping us warm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHappiness\nkeeping us all sweet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughter\npreserving humanity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSorrows\nkeeping us All human,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPlay\nkeeping everyone Funnier!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFailures,\nkeeping us all Creative.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSuffering\nkeeping anybody Real,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDeath\nstill keeping us all Honest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLife\nstill Keeping Everyone going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnger\nhelping anybody to survive,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSuccesses\nkeeping anyone Growing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPersonal\nstruggles keeping us strong,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nkeeping everyone forever young!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYeah\nThough I Walk Through The Shadow Of The Valley,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nShall Fear No Evil For Eternally Thou Abides Within Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nMy Feet Know the Way As The Way Knows Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nMama Calls And Papa Remains My Rock Of Ages;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nThere Be Peace On Earth and Please Let It Begin With Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nMe Sing The Myriad Words, Of Loving Peace To Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nMe Embrace The Loving Metaphors, For The Universe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nThere Be Peace On Earth Within My Beautiful Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nThere Be Peace On Earth, Within Every Loving Soul!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDenying\nthe slings and arrows of outrageous misfortune.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost knowledgeable can all still learn something new,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnigmatically\nwiseguys somehow remember how to forget.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfewer preconceptions, that we might all still clutch onto!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nless frequently we all wait for any expectations to be met!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwhile we insist, that we are not strong enough to go there!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nkeep on insisting, that we still prefer to put it off altogether!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClaiming\nthat you just don’t have anything left, to give another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\ndeny that our own Truth, can actually make a real difference.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nencourage ourselves, and each other, to continue to hang on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\neven greater hate and anger knowing tomorrow never comes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nby embracing our past we embrace more of the future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnegative feelings may become the worst of our habits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nis in the worst of times we discover who our real friends are,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho can embrace, their own beautiful voice and words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho truly love us with enough charm and good sense,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nalways benevolently honest and forthright with us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nour greatest enemy may always be found within.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSocrates\nurged everyone he met to know themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ncease fighting, over pointless personal bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\nare the end of honesty, and compassion;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHatred,\nanger, and sorrows being overcome,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nlove, compassion, and understanding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus,\nembracing our own chain reaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus,\nembracing our own greater context,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe just accept our own beautiful words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe just surrender, to what is in our heart,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe just give ourselves, permission to love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe simply embrace, the songs in our hearts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nfor ourselves, how to yet distinguish,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPleasure\nfrom pain and sorrows from happiness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nnone other might really distinguish for any!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone, must decide for ourselves are real,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone, might ever inspire ourselves to do,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone can ever decide to do for ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsteps which only our own two feet, may know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\naberrant path which we alone may ever follow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npoetry in motion that can only be paid forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfork in each road lost deep in a memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno words of wisdom, might ever clarify for us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno magical wave of a wand, may bestow on us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno technology might ever make possible for us.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nnone may ever beg, borrow, barter, or trade for.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone would ever know, we grant ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno all powerful Wizard of Oz can really give us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nthe latest and greatest technology can’t produce!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone may decide either to accept or to reject!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone can ever decide to present to ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone must decide might only be given away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone must decide, to always nurture faith in!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nloving patterns built in the very fabric of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nloving patterns within, the threads of our existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nloving patterns all share in the paradox of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nloving pattern in the amazing grace all could receive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove all might perceive, first granting it to themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfreedom we can only know is real by living the dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow the serenity of inner peace is never a real struggle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow for ourselves, if we are really singing or screaming.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow for ourselves, whose voice must remain the loudest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nour words are those of loving peace within ourselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nwe really desire to embrace our loving words yet again;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nwe really desire to give ourselves yet another opportunity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nwe desire to take the next step and share our love with the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChain\nReaction<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCrap\nfalls from the Sky and rolls downhill,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst\nthe bullshit flies in every Direction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMaking\nit difficult to say which way is Up.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\ncompelling an incendiary chain reaction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFlames\nFlying, Ignite Dry Tinder!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nExplosions\nGoing Off Everywhere.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFingers\npointing In every Direction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIndignant\nProtests Fall On Deaf Ears.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMillions\nturning their Heads each day.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCasual\nthreats Flying in every direction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGrowing\nhate destroying families today.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHate\nIs Such A Terrible Thing To Waste!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSome\nJokes Should Never Be Repeated.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSome\njokes are just Never very funny!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEndless\nPointless, Personal Bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRoosters\nstrutting around in Circles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPanicking\nat their own damned shadows!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTorturing\nthe Small-fry half to death!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHens\nducking, bobbing, and weaving!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLooking\nfor the most challenging fight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlaming\nGod, fate, and fickle lady luck!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlaming\neach other, and Mother Nature!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlaming\nothers, while asking forgiveness.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut,\nour crap never stops rolling downhill.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEveryday\nis Rock Bottom if There’s No Up!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nnobody wants, what keeps coming round!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nno one still wants to hear anymore bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI’m\nFrom Missouri Myself The Show-Me State!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\nA Chicken Is Still Legally A Walking Vegetable!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBecause\nwe never did buy anybody’s bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHaving\nall too often, been sold down the river!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nour own politicians, and redneck neighbors!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDriving\ntheir own children, from their churches.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPromoting\ntheir Libertarian Paradise by The Sea!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStumping\nfor low taxes, from their church pulpit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFundamentalists\nall share, the worst social record!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMeeting\nthe technical criteria, for a mental disease.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nworst rape, child abuse, and abortion statistics!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nA\nChurch famous for abusing women and children;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nworst suicide, divorce, and alcoholism as well!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nExisting\nanywhere within the entire civilized world!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlame\neveryone else in the world for their problems!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst\nforcing even their own Libertarian politicians!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\npass laws, against joining the Mickey Mouse Club!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHonesty\nis such a lonely word, you can’t give it away!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\ncan’t fix stupid but no one ever lost money trying.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\ncan’t teach an old dog new tricks when he’s dying.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJesus\ncan’t save people who refuse to Save themselves.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJesus\ncan’t save people who insist Everybody is insane!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJesus\ncan’t save those who keep demanding to be saved.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nstudies, done by even the evangelical Bana Group,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIndicated\nthose who regularly used their own two hands,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nhumble service to the welfare of their own community!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLived\nup to their own personal, religious moral standards!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUsing\ntheir own two hands they remain in touch with God!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nProving\nthat crap rolling downhill presents an opportunity!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nmore than simply getting down on your knees in church!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nA Different Kind of Incendiary Chain Reaction Altogether!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAcknowledging\nfor ourselves, we are the world, we are children!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nbecoming vulnerable reaching out to each other is what we do,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nA\ngood Samaritan helps their own community to become more loving.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\ntheir own love, light, and laughter never require any justification!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTar\nBaby Extra Sticky Fingers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nDali Lama Once Spoke To Me In A Dream:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUrging\nme to steal that which cannot be stolen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nI’ve never been inclined to Steal<\/u>\nanything<\/span>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLiving\nSimply, So That Others May Simply Live!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nOthers Kept Fighting Over Stealing From Me<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGovernments\nand Corporations, were all stealing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMy\nbest Potty Mouth nursery rhymes, and Poetry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFighting\nOver Who Could Bug My Computer First!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUSING\nTHEM TO DESIGN, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nOUR POETRY PETS, HAVE A WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nREQUIRING\nTHE FINE ART OF ANARCHISTIC FACILITATION<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nGoes Right Over the Heads Of Any Academics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEncouraging\nThe Thieves To Chase Their Own Tails!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRUN\nAROUND IN CIRCLES SCREAMING THE SKY IS FALLING<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHowling\nAt The Moon Like A Complete Loonytoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBanging\nALL<\/u> Their Heads Against The Nearest Wall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nCan Run, But Never Hide From Your Own Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nTruth Can Find Even The Shadows In Your Mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSURRENDERING\nGROUND, ONE TRUTH REMAINS IN THE LEAD<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSURRENDERING\nTO THEIR OWN, BLUE SMOKE AND MIRRORS<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSURRENDERING\nTO THEIR LIES THE TRUTH FINDS THE LIARS<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLYING\nTO EACH OTHER, THEY’LL ALL DISCOVER THE TRUTH<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEIR\nLESSER TRUTHS COMBINED WILL FORM A TAR BABY<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nSuperglue Or Flypaper, Is Nearly As Sticky Tricky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nSilly Game Of Mouse Trap, Will Catch These Rats<\/span>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMore\nIrresistible Then The Stinkiest Limburger Cheese!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUNLIKE\nA GORDEON KNOT IT CAN NEVER BE CUT IN HALF<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOH,\nWHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WOULD ALWAYS WEAVE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nTRUTH ITSELF, IS MORE THAN THEY CAN HANDLE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChopping\nUp The Truth As Yea Sow So Shall Yea Reap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStretch\nAny Truth, It’ll Snap Back Like A Rubber Band!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPlaying\nAround With Words They Confuse Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForgetting\nThey Can Never Actually Lie To Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForgetting\nThe Truth, Follows Them Wherever They Go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFORGETTING\nIN REALITY NOBODY ACTUALLY LOVES THEIR LIES<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFORGETTING\nTHE TRUTH IS MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN ANY LIES<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEIR\nLIES TO THEMSELVES, BECOME THEIR OWN DOWNFALL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWANNABE\nTOWERS OF BABBLE, ALL COME TUMBLING DOWN<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN\nTHE EMPEROR HIMSELF, ALWAYS LEADS THE PARADE<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClutching\nOnto ALL<\/u> Their Lies The Truth Escapes Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDrowning\nIn Their Lies, There’s No Room For The Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTossing\nOut The Bathwater They Seldom Find The Baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGasping\nFor Breath, They Breathe In Their Own Hot Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLEMMINGS\nALL PREPARED TO LEAP OFF THE NEAREST CLIFF<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nWeight Of The Truth Can Crush Them All Like Ants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTheir\nOwn Pride And Hubris, Will Always Betray Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEIR\nFANTASIES TRANSFORM INTO THEIR OWN WORST NIGHTMARES<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTheir\nNightmares Are All Revealed, To Be Just Fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLOYAL\nTO THE BITTER END TO THEIR OWN SELFISH DEMANDS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlaming\nEveryone Else, They’ll Never Solve The Problem!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHERE\nIS NO GREATER POWER IN THE VERSE THAN ONE TRUTH<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU CAN’T GET NO SATISFACTION, IT’S WISE TO REMEMBER<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nPRINCE OF LIARS CLAIMS HE NEVER REGRETS ANYTHING<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nORDER TO KISS THE SKY YOU GOTTA LEARN HOW TO KNEEL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJUST\nSTAND TALL AGAIN! TO SHINE ON, LIKE A CRAZY DIAMOND<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReach\nOut To Others To Discover What Life Has To Offer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFind\nOut For Yourself What You Might Still Have To Give!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLEARN\nFROM EXPERIENCE WHAT IT CAN MEAN TO SHARE THE TRUTH<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGRAVITY’S\nRAINBOW YET GRACES HEAVEN ABOVE, AND HELL BELOW<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nRAINBOWS ALWAYS FOLLOW WHEN WE STRAY FROM THE PATH<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYET\nBALANCE WILL ALWAYS BE RESTORED, IF HARMONY ELUDES US<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nHARD GROUND IS WHAT PREVENTS US, FROM SINKING LOWER<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBuild\nYour Field Of Dreams On A Truth We Can ALL<\/u> Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRise\nAbove Your Own Stupidity Sharing One Greater Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnore\nthe Mindless Lemmings Going Over the Nearest Cliff!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nElevate\nALL Of Your Own Worst Damn Comedy, Several Fucking Notches<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nScrew\nUp Enough Courage To At Least, Once In Awhile, Do The Right Thing<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr,\nDiscover More Intractable Problems Than They’re Worth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDiscover\nFor Yourself Who’s Really Your Own Worst Enemy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDISCOVER\nFOR YOURSELF THE ORIGIN OF YOUR PERSONAL SUFFERING<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDREAM\nWEAVER, TAR BABY, EXTRA STICKY FINGERS, GONNA GETCHA<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nDream Catcher Can Catch Your Own Waking Nightmares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nLesser Truth Might Save Your Ass From the Greater Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDEJA\nVU IS THE CERTAINTY, YOU’VE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nCAN’T STOP THE SIGNAL MEL, WARNING YOU OF DANGER AHEAD<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGo\nAhead Set Yourself On Fire Playing Around With Matches!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSwill\nDown Whatever Flavor Of Cool-Aid Strikes Your Fancy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTaste\nSome More of Your Own Bitter Ashes, Piss, And Vinegar!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSHOOT\nYOURSELF IN THE FOOT AGAIN JUST TO SEE HOW MUCH IT HURTS<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nHARDER THEY ALL KEEP TRYING, THE MORE EXPENSIVE IT BECOMES<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nSELL MONEY AS THE SOLUTION TO THE WHOLE WORLD’S PROBLEMS<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSleepwalking\nZombies Easily Become Their Own Worst Enemy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDreaming\nOf A Great Wide Open, Doors All Slam In Their Face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrading\nDreams Of A Better Life For New Nightmare-Fantasies For Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBURNING\nOLD RUBBER TIRES, TO PREVENT GLOBAL WARMING!!!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPoisoning\nthe Ground We All Walk Upon and Salting the Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDumping\nAll Of Their Toxic Waste, Into Any Convenient Sewer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPOURING\nDOWN ALL OVER THE RED RAIN KEEPS COMIN’ DOWN<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForget\nAbout Drinking The Water And Try Not To Breath Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSeeking\nShelter From The Unforgiving Sun, and The Poison Rain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nZombies\nAlways Take The Time, To Count ALL<\/u> Of Their Change!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nConstantly\nComplain About The Service, Then Stiff the Waitress!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN\nUNBALANCED GRAVITY REMAINS, THE SOURCE OF LIGHTNESS<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nORDER TO REACH FOR THE STARS WE MUST FIRST FIND OUR BALANCE<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTANDING\nON THEIR HEADS, WEEBLES WOBBLE, AND THEY ALL FALL DOWN<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nONLY HEAVEN ABOVE CULTIVATES HARMONY, IN UNBALANCED GRAVITY<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nWHICH NEITHER ACTS NOR REASONS BEING MUCH EASIER TO MAINTAIN<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEVER\nBOTHERING TO OFFER OR DEMAND ANY PATHETICALLY LAME EXCUSES<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFALLING\nDOWN A RABBIT HOLE YOU DISCOVER A TAR BABY BLACK HOLE SUN<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nITS\nA ONE WAY TRIP TO ANYWHERE ELSE BUT THE DAMN HOTEL CALIFORNIA<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLAND\nHARD ENOUGH ON YOUR ASS, AND YOU ONLY BREAK YOUR TAILBONE<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTAKING\nTHE FAST LANE ONLY GETS YOU NOWHERE ALL THAT MUCH FASTER<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWITHOUT\nTHE LOVE AND COURAGE IN YOUR HEART KID, YA GOT NOTHING<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEVER\nFORGET NINETY PERCENT OF THIS GAME, IS ALWAYS HALF-MENTAL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWEIRD\nIS GOOD, WHEN NOBODY ACTUALLY AGREES ON WHAT’S NORMAL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOIN’ YOU MAY ALREADY\nBE THERE<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO\nBREAK A LEG, AND WORK HARDER ON YOUR LAME SENSE OF HUMOR<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRAISE\nYOUR SIGHTS TO THE HEAVENS, IN ORDER TO WISH UPON A STAR<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR\nHANG YOUR HEAD FOOL CAUSE YA DONE ALREADY LOST THE GAME<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCLIMB\nOUT OF THE DUGOUT, TAKE A SHOWER, TOSS AWAY THE TOWEL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSOAKED\nBY THE RAIN TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME AGAINST THE WIND<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNOBODY’S\nA WINNER IF THEY ALWAYS TURN OUT TO BE REAL LOSERS<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNOBODY\nSEES THE BACK OF THEIR OWN HEAD QUITE LIKE ANOTHER<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU AREN’T A SOCIAL ANIMAL YOU’RE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLEARN\nHOW TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF OR OTHERS WILL TEACH YOU<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIFE\nIS FOR THE LIVING NOT THE CRISPY CREAM WALKING DEAD ZOMBIES<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCHEAP\nTHRILLS CAN NEVER REPLACE, HAVING A GENUINE SENSE OF HUMOR<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKeep\nSpouting The Same Smack And You’ll Gag Harder On Your Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInstant\nGratification, Always Leads To Instant Karma Gonna Getcha!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSOONER\nOR LATER WE MUST ALL LEARN TO PAY IT FORWARD<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nIn Paying It Forward, May We Ease Our Own Personal Suffering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nIn Paying It Forward May We Always Find Genuine Satisfaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nON\nTHE PLAYGROUND OF LIFE THE MEEK SHALL ALL INHERIT THE EARTH<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR\nTHE PLAYGROUND INSTANTLY BECOMES ANOTHER TOXIC WASTE DUMP<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHERE\nTHE BANKS AND MARCHING MORONS STILL DECLARE WORLD WARIII<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHERE’S\nONLY SO MUCH ROOM ON A PLAYGROUND FOR EVERYBODY’S CRAP<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHERE’S\nONLY SO MUCH THAT EVEN ZOMBIES WILL EVER REALLY TOLERATE<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTIME\nAFTER TIME AFTER TIME AGAIN ALL YOU HEAR IS THE CLOCK TICKING<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU WANNA ROCK-N-ROLL GUILTY FEET MUST FIRST LEARN TO BE STILL<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU WANT TO ENJOY MORE OF THE RIDE WE MUST ALL SHARE THE RIDE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDANCING\nBETWEEN INVISIBLE MOONBEAMS YOU MAY SHOOT THE MOON<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nEr Is Human, Forgiveness Divine, To Touch Is To Heal, TO HURT IS TO\nSTEAL<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nI’ll Wait In This Place Where Dark Shadows ALL Run From\nThemselves<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nI Gave Them Way More Bullshit, Than They Can Possibly Handle<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCareful,\nTo Omit The Last Chapter, And Steal The Last Laugh For Myself<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Mahatma\nGandhi, Jerry Wright, Firefly, U2, Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Spike\nLee, Sound Garden, Eagles, Peter Gabriel, Tom Lehrer, Supertramp, Bob\nSeger, George Micheal, Eagles, Cream)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nGreatest of Works<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEach\ncomes into this world helpless in the arms of giants,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nall rest upon the shoulders of yet again more Giants,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwere born every bit as mortal as Everyone else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBorn\nevery bit as ignorant, as the lowest of us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsecret of change is to focus your energy:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nUpon Fighting The Old,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nUpon Building The New!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nof us are reaching up through the cracks.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaping\nfor the Warmth, of the Sun and Stars,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nLiving Well is what life is always about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nZest For Life Itself, Enhancing All Good Things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe Unexamined life is not worth living!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof merely ignorant or just another Dreamer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nas you may truly wish others to perceive you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nthe Kind of Person you may dream of meeting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nlive your life according to your very own Principles.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfident\nthat none might possibly ever hope to do Better,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nTo Seek, To Improve Upon Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ndoes worse than to chase their own tail;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaste\ntheir Precious Lives on self-stimulation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaste\ntheir lives simply confusing themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nThat Each Fights Their Own Battle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\ndo not do unto others what Offends Thee!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeware\nthe more deadly, of anyone’s passions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRather\ntreat one another with greater kindness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nyou might otherwise believe you deserve.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat Lifting Up the Lowest Amongst Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWould\nEasily Become, Our Greatest Of Works!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nonly that we eternally know nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ncould yet Rise Above any and all situations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nsimply elevating Ourselves before all others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nthe Humility to love ourselves properly.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nknowledge is the only Good, evil but sheer ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nthose who would move the world first move themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nthose who would move first inspire themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBequeathing\nWhat All Hold Dearest To Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nfreedom to surrender any hubris in the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich ultimately goes beyond any of our words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to receive we must all first learn how to give!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to be free we must first make our leap of faith!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to be free we must accept what life has to offer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis learning to ignore pointless personal bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis your Birthright to walk the Road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis our ability to laugh at the world and ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis the right to become whosoever we could desire.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMathematical\nNormalization, Implies A Singular Recursion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich all words are remarkably inadequate to describe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich forever inspires ever greater faith in our freedom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nWhich Empowers All To Perform The Greatest of Works!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich empowers us to do, more than we believe possible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmpowering\nAll of Humanity to Share One Silent Explanation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDespite\ninstant karma gonna getcha, mama’s love is irresistible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe love of mama’s life is the One greater Truth we all share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSocrates,\na career soldier who was certainly no stranger to death!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nwas a peasant and certainly no stranger to outrageous fortune!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCaught\nin the middle by the wealthy trying to exploit the peasants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n Pointlessly\ninjuring one another in a mad rush to make more money.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFutilely\narguing, over who gets to decide what goes in the dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nwas a Mad, Mad, Mad World, when he championed True idealism,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeasants\nall rushing to sell their votes to the wealthy at any opportunity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSocrates\nused humor to throw a spotlight on the more debased comedies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nexemplify in many cases, how academia and traditions had failed them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthat, he was summarily executed in what had devolved into a lynch\nmob!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKangaroo\ncourts, in which the wealthy placed their bets,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nperfectly well, that the whole game was rigged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nseeing how much more money they could make on it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nthey had rigged it themselves, from the top down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOn\nwho could get anything accomplished in the confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOn\nwho might still be left standing after all the dust settled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOn\nwho had no clue what any others had planned for them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nsense of humor showed, how all the games were rigged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCosting\na few money, he was eliminated as soon as possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwith the more lowbrow humor all quick with sarcasm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccused\nthe one man left among them close to God of heresy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none man who still credited God, for all that he’d achieved!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none man who credited God, for any wisdom he possessed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none man who credited God, for lending our lives meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nCorrupting Children Claiming Money Was Seldom The Answer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nfather was just such a man if never as illustrious as Socrates,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nsimple man, who’d be the first to tell anyone he wasn’t bright!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nwarrior with a sense of humor who wisely shunned high rank;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nbeing far too political, for the likes of a simple honest warrior!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ngrew up admiring heroes from other planets like Yogi Berra;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\na clear conscience, win or lose, Yogi always had a good time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nhow you play the game makes all the difference in the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwhat benefit it a man, if he gains the world, but loses his soul?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPart\nof a rich peasant culture which still knew the value of honesty,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeasants\nall too well aware of being casually exploited by everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nto be still as any straight man or a deer caught in the headlight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTraditions,\nwhich are dying out to make way for growth and progress;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nway of life the people no longer find to be as useful as making\nmoney,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet,\nin a few pubs, they still tell jokes on the anniversary of Socrates’\ndeath,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nvaliant few who still insist on leading from the rear are invited to\nattend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nfew who still remember, gentle humor can be more honorable than\npride.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nfew who still remember, the value of any great ignorant wisdom and\nvirtue,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n When\nmy father would always chuckle with that irresistible sparkling\nlaughter of his,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuoting\nSocrates, and drinking to the health of those accomplishing the\ngreatest of works.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBreathing\nNew Life into Everything<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThis\nIs A Truly Tall True Tale From Long, Long Ago!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nIn A Land Far, Far, Far Away From Most of Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe Wild Things All Love to Dance in Circles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nThe Great Plains, All Spread Out Before You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\ntheir much beloved princess being kidnapped,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nhaving never experienced actual combat,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThirty\nShaolin Monks Resolved To Rescue Her!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrekking\ndeep into the Heart of enemy territory,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeventeen\nSurvived to tell the Tale of her rescue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeventeen\ntold the story of their Heroic comrades!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathing\nnew life into the peasants who loved her!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFanning\nthe flames of what love meant to the monks.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathing\nNew Life into The Love of Their Own Lives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nprincess was Much Beloved by the entire Kingdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfirming\nfor themselves their love rules the multiverse.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nhad been soldiers who became monks to pay for sins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivating\nany Inner Peace The Way they once had violence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nFrom Long Experience, You’re The Problem Dummy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthe Sound of One Hand Clapping is Mental Masturbation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nless Busy with the unimportant the more we Can Accomplish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nUp Warriors of The Rainbow! And Take Your Rightful Places!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProclaim\nYour Beautiful Words, Deserve The Beautiful Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nAre The Days, When The Smallest Contributions Matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nAre the Days, That Make Heroes Of The Plain Spoken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nAre The Days When All Of Our Stakes Are Highest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nAre The Days All Our Children Depend Upon US!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nAre The Days Heaven Will Raise Up The Lowly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe deal with conflicting issues in communications!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathing\nnew life into everything we choose to do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathe\nthe sparkling air and the air breathes back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathing\nNew Life, Into Our Own Dying Planet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeet\nShaping the Earth, As the Earth Shapes Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSigns\neverywhere big changes are in the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nfate appears to be to either Sink or swim!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt’s\nSenseless rushing in to just sink or swim!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscover\nWhat It Still Means To Give And Receive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nYour Skills By Learning To Be Still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToiling\nIn Circles, Screaming, and Shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWalk\nthe Walk, While Yet Talking the Talk!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nBeing Perfect, We Share Our Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nBeing Perfect We’re All Born Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\nWithout Sin Casting Any Stones!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChildhood’s\nEnd Is Upon Us Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumanity\nMust All Be Reborn Yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNeverending\nArmageddon Must Implode!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nUnderestimate The Human Potential.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate, what you may become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforget the Rainbow follows everywhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforget one greater Truth will always win.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nMay Rain Down Upon All From On High.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nmay sweep all the world by Gentle storm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nmay make it all work out right in the end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncan best celebrate each new day dawning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nmay save our futures for new generations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncan make each new day worthwhile again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe one thing everyone has to give one another,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe one thing that nobody may buy with money,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nlove, sweet love, compassion, and understanding.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nmama calling and papa yet being our rock of ages,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nmama’s bountiful love, and wicked sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\npapa’s rock of ages defying even unbalanced gravity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nnurturing faith in the One Greater Truth of Humanity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\naccepting and embracing our own miracle to believe in!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nacknowledgment that we might know we know nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nawareness, that we are ever greater than we may imagine,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe comfort in always remaining able to laugh at ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nAwareness Our Wondrous Surprises, Just Keep On Coming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpread\nthe message to any seeking light at the end of the tunnel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpread\nthe message to everyone attentive to the sounds of silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollow\nyour hearts never allowing even gods to come between you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nnow faith, hope, and love abide, these three; but the greatest of\nthese is love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwe are the world, we are the children, of the One greater light of\nthe truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\ndelightfully upon invisible moonbeams inside the sounds of silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\npower in the universe could ever destroy, our faith, hope, love, and\njoy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChildhood’s\nEnd is upon us once again let our most beautiful words sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nblooming lost in a desolate desert a rose is still a rose by any\nother name,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\nUgly\nDucklings remain astounded to discover they’ve always been the swan.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nFoolish Heart of Agnosticism<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSocrates\nsaid, "True wisdom is knowing you don’t know" to which I\nwould add accepting our ignorance is how we really come to know\nanything. Our ignorance appears to be the source of whatever\ncreativity, free will, humor, meaning, and authenticity we might\npossess, but only to the degree that we are both accepting and aware\nof our own ignorance. As far as Socrates was concerned, this was\nmerely a fact of life and, for example, assuming you are neither\naware nor accepting of the fact that you don’t know how to swim,\nyou’ll have both limited wisdom and a limited sense of humor when it\ncomes to someone pushing you into the pool. This "ignorant\nwisdom", or love, humor, knowledge, and sagacity acquired by\nbecoming more aware and accepting of our ignorance, is what I think\nof as the foolish heart of agnosticism. The ability to laugh at\nourselves like a child, as if we didn’t have a care in the\nworld, somehow knowing without knowing how we know, wonder yet\nremains the beginning of all wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLove\nfor agnostics can include embracing the simple comedy of the newborn\nfawn struggling awkwardly to stand up for the first time, only to\nfall harmlessly on their butt, or the new mother playing peek-a-boo\nto distract her baby, so she can check the diaper without a fuss.\nBelievers sometimes describe it as the many faces of God parading all\naround us which agnostics can interpret as the humor and beauty of\nthe self-evident truth that can only be shared. Genuine humor speaks\nto love and beauty in some fashion no matter how remotely, the simple\ntruth being that, sometimes a stupid joke can make all the difference\nbetween laughing, crying, and jumping off a cliff. That’s because for\nanything to be considered funny it must first touch upon at least a\nlittle of the foolish truth which, in turn, can soften the hardest of\nhearts. For me, agnosticism would be impossible without a sense of\nhumor, and love begins within our own foolish hearts with the\nignorant wisdom of the toddler still naive enough to laugh at the\nslightest suggestion their mama’s love, humor, beauty, and truth are\nnot divine perfection, or could ever require the slightest\njustification.<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAgnostics possess the conviction they\ndon’t know whether any Gods exist and some additionally believe it is\nimpossible to prove or disprove whether a God exists. Like any stance\nit is the strength of their convictions which defines them as being\nsomething other than just plain ignorant, confused, or merely\nuncertain. A newborn infant might not know if God exists, but what\ndistinguishes agnostics is they know they don’t know and, therefore,\nironically hold the conviction they’re clueless. Others insist that\nagnosticism be defined as sheer ignorance, confusion, or uncertainty,\nwhich is merely an attempt to undermine the most personal convictions\nof agnostics (i.e.-that they know when they don’t know a damned\nthing) and deny that both humor and agnosticism present viable\nalternatives in some situations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\tThis\nis common in ideological disputes where one or both sides of the\ndivide will go to great lengths to deny any sort of neutrality or\ngenuine humor is possible, because its very existence can defeat\ntheir cause. It is the aggressive group mindset of extremists, lynch\nmobs, and grim pecking orders who insist anyone is either with them,\nagainst them, or must remain silent, and ideologues will sometimes\nstop at nothing to discourage others from establishing any viable\nneutral ground that might withstand their assaults. Dividing into\nopposing sides, like-minded individuals tend to reinforce each\nother’s more extreme stances until, before long, their collective\nsense of humor suffers enough they begin to form rigid pecking orders\nwhich actively promote more self-destructive fanaticism. The end\nresult is known as the Law of Contention or the aggressive\napplication of the principle of the excluded middle as a default\nself-organizing systems logic, along the lines of a chicken flock\npecking order, that obeys the principle of see no evil, hear no evil,\nspeak no evil and displays a predictable resistance to change.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nagnostics the unsolicited attacks from both sides can be a poignant\nreminder of their personal struggles, and that they need to stop and\nsmell the flowers once in awhile, if they are to avoid becoming just\nas grim, angry, spiteful, confused, sadistic, loveless, depressed,\nand joyless as many pecking order extremists. Our own innate sense of\nlove, humor, and aesthetic appreciation suffers the more we reject\nthem, until the resulting confusion can achieve epic proportions.\nLeft leaning individuals jokingly refer to this extreme fixation with\nworshiping ideology and mindlessly arguing rhetoric, as an unhealthy\ninfatuation with an inflatable seven foot Barbie doll, who represents\nevery little girl’s idyllic dreams of larger than life immortal\nperfection.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nability to naively fall on our own butt and laugh innocently at\nourselves and each other is an essential aspect of what it means to\nbe mortal, and crucial to our being capable of distinguishing the\ntruth from fiction or even total bullshit. We require a sense of\nhumor just to be able to distinguish fact from fiction, with some of\nus obviously being more literal minded than others. Linguistic\nanalysis and logic are derived to some extent from the same joke\nSocrates drove everyone nuts repeating, "The only thing I know\nis that I know nothing", while research increasingly supports\nthe position all of human cognition and evolution itself is based on\nemotions such as love and humor. Thus, possibly explaining a great\ndeal of the controversy surrounding the subject of agnosticism and\natheism over the eons. Descartes famously declared, "I think,\ntherefore I am" which, according to modern science, might be\nrestated more accurately as, "I laugh at myself, therefore I am"\nand, as much as anything else, our laughter can be thought of as a\nfundamental networking strategy and a vital part of what empowers\nthought itself on every level.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nsuspending our disbelief, we entertain more relative agnostic\npremises, imbuing comedy with the ability to build bridges and make\nconnections where none are otherwise possible. Toddler and agnostic\ncomedy both specialize in being able to dive head first into their\nown surreal "Alice in Wonderland" style bullshit fuzzy\nlogic where the Cretan Liar’s Paradox, "Everything I say is a\nlie," can make its own bizarre sense because if you are a\nprofessional comedian, the truth can be, "Everything I say is\nmeaningful bullshit". Pragmatists such as C. S. Pierce sometimes\nuse a similar line of reasoning insisting the implied statement is\ntrue making the Liar’s Paradox imply, “The truth is everything\nI say is a lie” which is technically considered bad English\nbut, nonetheless, can communicate more information in fewer words.\nThe efficiency of humor reflects the fact our thoughts and emotions\nare both self-organizing to a great extent, and we can only either\npromote or suppress their self-organization to a limited extent.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nfar as I’m concerned, this is just another fancy way of saying that\nrunning around assuming everything people say is merely a lie or a\njoke would cripple our ability to use language effectively, and Will\nRogers once famously complained to his manager that audiences would\nonly laugh at his stupid jokes if they contained the truth. If we\nknew of a more productive way to use language, other than to normally\nassume people either mean what they say or are merely joking, we’d\nuse it. Which, in turn, can be considered an extension of the\nessential pragmatic and agnostic assumption that, because we know\nthat we know nothing, if we knew of a better way to get things done\non a regular basis we’d use it. People who know each other well can\ncommunicate volumes with merely a look, begging the question of where\ndoes language begin and end, while any competent cartoonist can\nroutinely get away with violating the laws of physics, and agnostics\ncan defy metaphysics as well by using systems logic such as the ones\nin this book.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\ntheir constantly shifting landscapes, changing along with the\ncontext, systems logic can appear to tease and torment those attached\nto specific metaphysical causal views, and favor nothing in\nparticular. If someone is unaware of the greater context, that their\nmetaphysics are constantly shifting, they can end up frustrated\nchasing their own tail without ever figuring out why their favorite\nmetaphysics seem to explain everything they observe perfectly one\nminute and, then, utterly fail the next. When the changes in the\ndemonstrable context alone suffice to provide the most parsimonious,\naesthetically pleasing, and consistently useful explanations of\neverything observable, all the metaphysical explanations simply\nbecome superfluous, which those attached to metaphysical views\nfrequently have difficulty appreciating, for a variety of reasons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFreed\nof the burden of any metaphysical anchors weighing them down, systems\nthinking can normalize our view of the world in ways no single\nmetaphysical explanation can while, additionally, supporting comedy\nthat is much more spur of the moment and entirely dependent upon the\nsituation. Looking into a fun-house mirror and imagining how our own\ndistorted reflection can be corrected, is an example of the simple\nkinds of normalization we all perform on a daily basis. Even as\nadults, we can almost always still play with vaguely cartoonish\nimages in our heads, while holographic theories in physics imply its\npossible the physical universe itself is ultimately two dimensional.\nMeaning, we can represent life, the universe, and everything in our\nheads as a cartoon filled with caricatures, with the fun of playing\nwith cartoons being our ability to compare their humble\njuxtapositions against our everyday awareness, to see what’s\nmissing from this picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nour unconscious mind casually sifts through mountains of apparent\nbullshit, it inadvertently normalizes much of the data merely by\nattempting to entertain itself with simple metaphors and cartoons.\nOur inner toddler may be completely oblivious as to the content of\nany data it normalizes, which is both its greatest strength and\nweakness. A classic example is the story of "The Emperor’s New\nClothes" in which a small helpless child, who has little\nawareness of the content of anything occurring around them,\nnonetheless, unintentionally manages to dramatically re-normalize the\nentire kingdom’s distorted worldview, merely by laughing\nspontaneously. Simple laughter can dramatically change our mood and\nmake the difference between war and peace, yet modern science still\nhas only the vaguest idea of what humor is about and how laughter\nworks, despite claiming to have made a great deal of progress in\npsychology.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSince\nancient times it has always been said, only the wisest among us are\ntrue masters of the wacky gentle humor of the toddler, while the\nmeanest amongst us will sometimes laugh hysterically at the lamest\ntoddler jokes. Those who never laugh at all never do get the joke,\nand never do learn anything new about their own ignorance. Thus,\nhumor can sometimes directly reflect the truth in obvious ways\nbecause, evidently, the truth is nobody can know what the greater\ntruth happens to be without first humbly embracing their own\nignorance and becoming capable of laughing at themselves gently,\ninnocently, and lovingly without being sarcastic or mocking. Which is\nwhy agnostics can sometimes consider gentle humor, in particular, to\nbe the equivalent of "spreading the good word" that the\njourney itself can be the reward, and sparkling laughter is a common\nmetaphor in many cultures for the kind of compelling innocent\nlaughter, which the smallest toddlers and some adults are capable of\nproducing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nthe next chapter I take a break from all this talk about chicken\nbrains, dust bunnies, physics, and comedic-philosophical potty humor\ntechno-babble to present classic jokes about Socrates in order to\ngive the reader more of a feel for what it means to be an ignorant\nagnostic while, at the same time, formally covering a lot of the\ntraditional fuzzy logic involved for anyone interested. The jokes may\nseem a bit foreign and dated, but I’ve done my best to spruce them up\nfor a modern English speaking audience. These are classic jokes a lot\nof westerners still play with and often write for themselves, just\nlike Asians often play with the Tao Te Ching, and will even use it\nfor refrigerator magnets so they can play with the shapes. I suggest\nreading these stories in a rambling sing-song folksy voice, such as\nthat of the immortal Arlo Guthrie, which enhances the salty yin-yang\ndynamics of the prose.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTruly\nIgnorant Socratic Ignorance<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSocrates\nestablished the foundations of our modern democratic institutions, by\nchampioning the freedom to ask questions and tell barroom jokes, poke\nfun at ourselves, politicians, or whoever the hell you want, as\nessential to maintaining a free society. His living legacy still\nthrives to this very day, some 2,500 years later, in countless\nbarroom jokes and glasses raised in his honor throughout the western\nhemisphere. For his is the sad tale of an alcoholic who never had\nmuch luck in life and never amounted to much, and who became the town\nclown and the butt end of jokes, but could still think for himself\ndamn it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSometimes,\nsuccess doth breed contempt, and when Athens received an unexpected\nwindfall and money began pouring in throughout the city, his entire\nhome town was instantly seized with rampant greed, corruption, and\ndecadence. Socrates had been content his entire life to be dirt poor,\nand was so disheartened at the sight of so many of his friends’\nentire lives being ruined forever, over money of all things, that he\ndecided to do more with his barroom jokes for a change than just earn\nfree drinks. Refusing to sit idly by on his bar stool, Socrates rose\nto the challenge of his times, determined to take his family’s\nhonorable tribal tradition of standup comedy, and the occasional\ncarnival side-show act, out of the bar he was in and out to the\nnearest stump he could find to pee on, in a misguided attempt to\nrestore the dignity and honor of his much beloved city of Athens.\nStandards were different back then but, without sports broadcasting,\nthe bars had to get creative to attract customers, and standup\ncomedians like Socrates were actually in big demand.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nfew, like Zeno of Elia, hit the big time and went on to make good\nmoney performing their comedy routines all over Greece, but Socrates\nwas old, and preferred to hang out at the neighborhood bars with his\nfriends and perform for drinks. Unable to ever predict what audiences\nfound funny, perhaps wisely, he refused all offers to pay him for\nteaching his art, claiming he couldn’t possibly teach his\nbullshit to other people, when he never understood it himself. Widely\nconsidered among the ugliest, smelliest, and shortest men alive, and\none the quietest and most easily overlooked to boot, Socrates never\nmet a free drink or pleasant companionship he did not thoroughly\nenjoy, nevertheless, his walk was so fierce that even the most\ncontentious idiots were always careful to never bump into him, and he\nwas seldom involved in barroom brawls.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNormally\nas quiet as a church mouse, Socrates spent his golden years leisurely\nstrolling and meandering throughout Athens where he had grown up,\nendlessly schmoozing, while quietly getting drunk. But, when he did\nspeak, people learned to listen, because he was good at holding his\nliqueur! And, knowing when to keep his mouth shut! Unlike a lot of\ndamned fools at the time, he never rambled on like an idiot, seldom\noffered his personal opinions, was a distinguished veteran, and\nextremely conscientious about performing his civic duties and\nencouraging everyone else to do the same. Appearances to the\ncontrary, Socrates was a model citizen in many respects and, for\ncenturies after his execution, peasants throughout Europe celebrated\nthe anniversary of his death by, of course, drinking toasts to him in\nbars, recounting his exploits, and inventing new Socratic style\nbullshit fuzzy logic jokes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLegend\nhas it, one day the notoriously cryptic oracle at Delphi proclaimed\nSocrates the wisest of all the wiseguys in the kingdom, despite him\nbeing among the lowest of lowly peasants in the entire city of\nAthens, explaining in her usual aloof manner, “Because he’s\njust simple minded enough to know the only thing he knows is that he\nknows nothing.” Puzzled by the enigmatic oracle who seemed to\ndelight in pompously spouting provocative nonsense in order to drum\nup business, and uncertain if he should feel insulted or respond in\nany way, Socrates merely shrugged his shoulders, tried to forget\nabout the whole affair, and meandered off into the countryside\nchatting away pleasantly with people from all walks of life when, out\nof the blue, the shocking realization of what the oracle meant came\nto him: They were all unaware they were ignorant! If nothing else, he\nknew, we might always be aware of our uncertainty and, therefore, our\nown ignorance. Yet, Socrates was a good listener and even the most\naccomplished and widely esteemed citizens he had been chatting with\nseemed to be accomplished idiots, who appeared uncertain of even\ntheir own ignorance, and had mistakenly come to believe they knew all\nsorts of things which they did not. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSome\nof Socrates’ rudest neighbors laughed out loud at the oracle’s\npronouncement believing it a hilarious joke and then proceeded to\ncruelly taunt him calling him all sorts of nasty names and laughing\nat him. Many believed him to be among the most repulsive and more\ntotally clueless buffoons alive with, distasteful rumors had it,\nquestionable personal hygiene. Despite being an extremely strange\nquiet little guy, they say he was just so odd and his gait so fierce\nthat even the most obnoxious bullies were always careful never to\nbump into him by accident and, since he was widely known to have been\na formidable warrior until his retirement, they may have been wise to\navoid any serious confrontation. His vigorous old age, martial\nabilities, exceedingly strange disheveled appearance, lowest of the\nlowly social status, and any other personal short comings, quirks, or\npersonal history aside, this strange little man was nonetheless\naffectionately regarded by all who knew him well as an extremely\ngentle, non-contentious, easy going old fart who almost always wisely\nallowed his ignorant virtue to speak for itself and, much more often\nthan not, chose to meekly ask questions rather than offer any of his\nown more ignorant personal opinions assuming he spoke up at all.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnyway,\non those rare occasions he did in fact offer his own ignorant\nopinions, he sometimes joked that ignorance is just another mundane\nfact of life, and it is best if people just get over it already!\nOccasionally, he would even scandalously suggest everyone could\nembrace their ignorance, just a little from time to time. Becoming\nexcited, like a raving lunatic Socrates would excitedly proceed to\nexplain that, as far as he was concerned, few things if any are more\ncommonplace and difficult to avoid in this world than our own\nignorance. Chuckling and doing a little jig he would dramatically\nwave his arms in the air, insisting to stunned pedestrians walking\npast that, at the very least, ignorance is as ubiquitous,\nindispensable, and desirable as the air we breathe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\na person is unaware, much less unaccepting, of the fact that they\ndon’t know how to swim (Socrates would drone on to anyone foolish\nenough to inquire what he meant) they are usually said to be ignorant\nwhen it comes to swimming, however, everybody else is also just as\nignorant of an infinite number of things. On the other hand he’d say,\nnodding his head with a mischievous twinkle in his eye, if we instead\nsimply become aware and accepting of the fact we just don’t know how\nto swim, we gain wisdom and could even win an Olympic gold medal if\nwe discover we happen to be exceptionally talented. Facetiously\ncovering his mouth and pinching his nose he would tease, like a\nbreath of fresh air from opening a window in a room somebody farted\nin, it is usually best to just accept our ignorance for what it is\nnot, and put the knowledge to good use.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSocrates\nhimself worshiped Gods and was not agnostic, however, his profoundly\nignorant wisdom, or knowledge and sagacity acquired by becoming aware\nand accepting of our ignorance, nonetheless remains the foolish heart\nof ignorant agnostics everywhere. Like it or not, we are all\nconstantly becoming aware of, and accepting and even embracing, just\nhow truly ignorant we are in frequently quite surprising,\ninteresting, or even shocking new ways and a common Asian metaphor\nfor this relentless process is that of a cyclone. Around the calm\ncenter of the maelstrom fly all our ignorant beliefs, expectations,\nand preconceptions, while the deeper we dive into the storm like\nlunatics tilting at windmills the more confused, disoriented, and\ntotally clueless we can become. We can struggle heroically to make\nour way towards the calm center, the storm may throw us there by\naccident or completely against our will, or we might not even really\ncare to think about how we got there, but inevitably we do end up\nthere. Regardless of how we get there, once firmly rooted inside the\ncalm center, as the riotous echoes of the storm begin to fade into\nthe velvet silence of the void, we may once again feel the (cough)\nprofound depths of our ignorance and, somehow, know without knowing\njust how much we really just don’t know. In other words, no different\nfrom any other dumb decision we might make where, understandably, if\nfools can’t hear themselves think, much less remember all the stupid\nissues involved, life can become a little too interesting way too\nfast as far most people are concerned.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/font>There\nare times when we all have to take a deep breath, count to ten, walk\naround the block, talk to a friend, stand on our head, or do whatever\nit is we have to do in order to find our way back to once again being\nable to enjoy being the kind of happy or miserable idiots we normally\nhappen to enjoy being, before doing one more damned thing more that\nwe might come to regret. Socrates was just ignorant enough to embrace\nbeing the total flaming idiot he knew he was born to be. He reveled\nin his ignorance and could never imagine wanting life to be any\ndifferent. His ignorant wisdom was an extension of his own vacuous\nintuition which never required any ignorant beliefs, ideologies,\nmethodologies, instruction manuals, rituals, magic incantations,\ndietary requirements, circumscribed behavior, self-help books, major\ncredit cards, or club memberships. While others were infamous\ncriminals, exceptionally vulgar, sadistic, salacious, or otherwise\ninfamous for being insolently and audaciously brazen social pariahs,\nSocrates was largely considered socially unacceptable just by the\nsheer weight of his profound ignorance and extreme poverty. The kind\nof guy many might insist is only good for using as a door stop or a\ndoor mat now that he was too old to be used as cannon fodder anymore.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDespite\nhis neighbors’ sometimes low opinion of him as a rather repugnant odd\nduck who childishly asked a lot of foolish questions, Socrates could\nbe a complete bliss bunny at times and thoroughly enjoyed aimlessly\nwandering around schmoozing and reveling with all the sillier\ncitizens of his beloved off the wall democracy. Perhaps unwisely, he\nfoolishly bore witness to way too many already pointless lives\naltered forever as, much to their chagrin, dazed and stunned citizens\nfrom every corner of Athens discovered they had somehow begun\nmindlessly congregating like cattle and inanely asking each other\ninsipid questions such as, "Who the hell are you?" Thus,\ninspiring a never-ending stream of typically insane solutions to\nnonexistent problems, while pointlessly inventing entirely new\nproblems that didn’t exist before and, you know, all the usual\nTom Foolery, unintentional mishaps, sheer stupidity, and overtly\nsadistic and masochistic bullshit that results from ignorant\nrelationships which, sometimes, become so stupifyingly ignorant in\nfull view of the public that they can literally take your breath\naway. Especially when allowed to grow wildly out of control giving\nrise to new and equally clueless intimate relationships everybody\nelse knows perfectly well are destined to ensure much pulling of\nhair, gnashing of teeth, laryngitis, traumatized children, and the\noccasional severely chapped lips.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nof which encouraged the goofiest among them to excitedly abandoned\ntheir old ignorant beliefs at the first opportunity, only to\nimmediately rush out and hastily replace them with whatever else\nanybody they knew claimed were, undeniably, the best beliefs that the\nright connections and money can buy. Beliefs which could not only pay\nfor themselves in a short period of time but, additionally, conferred\nvaluable exclusive members only benefits, that could make anyone more\nsocially acceptable and attractive, thus, helping them to achieve\ntheir proper place in society by promoting themselves to their\npersonal level of gross incompetence. On a number of occasions, when\nvast hordes of Athenians assembled in one place, bouncing all of\ntheir insane beliefs off each other nonstop, they could became\nself-organizing like a bee hive, an overgrown garden gone wild, or a\nflock of chickens left to fend for themselves, where different kinds\nof belligerence and righteous umbrage might crassly flourish in close\nproximity to each other, rub elbows and other body parts that shall\nremain unmentionable, until huge crowds would inevitably become\ntransformed into zombies suddenly breaking out into aggressive\nfeeding frenzies. Attacking each other, anything else that moved, and\nmobbing nearby fast food restaurants and all you can eat buffets, the\nzombies could sometimes produce spectacularly ignorant, completely\noff the wall, unheard of, outlandish or, at the very least, extremely\npuzzling and preposterous fatuous flatulent finales and confusing\ncontroversial convoluted contrarian contradictions, arguing over who\npays the check. The only thing which could cause all these mad\nzombies to pause from fighting and shoveling food into their faces\nwas when, without warning, something exceptionally loud or\nexceedingly peculiar would distract them and, raising their heads off\nthe ground or from their pig troughs, they asked, "What the hell\nwas that?!" Being considerably faster than any zombies he knew,\nan avid gardener of ignorant wisdom, familiar with bees and chickens\nas well as gardening, and careful to sprinkle bread crumbs around\nwhenever necessary to distract the zombies, the otherwise completely\nclueless Socrates (who by all accounts must have been breast fed by\nan absolute moron) was just foolish enough to become destined to one\nday master the occasionally homicidal rage inducing but, otherwise,\nnormally exceedingly dull and tediously monotonous, universally\ndetested ancient art of asking insipid questions which, considering\nthe job requirements, only the most ill-fated and totally clueless\namongst us ever insanely attempt, much less, ever manage to do any\nreal justice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNot\nbeing altogether there to begin with, Socrates diligently went about\nhis dull day job as an unpaid, unrecognized, unsolicited, undesired,\nand largely unacknowledged professional amateur impromptu substitute\nteacher and baby sitter of last resort, always careful to stumble\naround the marble halls, while mindful to laugh inappropriately at\nrandom intervals and idly ask his more unconscious students lame\nquestions (which he knew perfectly well they were totally clueless\nabout and couldn’t answer) when suddenly, from out of nowhere, mad\ninspiration struck and, being a brainless idiot, just like that the\nsenile old fart foolishly decided to take his insane job home with\nhim. His not so bright students were well practiced at ignoring his\nclueless pretense of prattle and drivel, but the already confused and\nequally clueless denizens of greater Athens had no idea what to make\nof his bizarre questions which, some said, were dumb and boring\nbecause they pointlessly ran in circles, while others seemed to\nbecome dimly aware that, like a wizard, he had magically manifested\nsome people’s ignorance on stage for the whole world to see and poke\ngreat fun at.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tInured\nto ignorant drunks rudely yelling at him and calling him a complete\nbuffoon, and deciding to try experimenting with something a little\ndifferent for a change, Socrates ignored most of the ranting, raving,\nand idyll threats over his stupid questions. He never demanded anyone\nlisten to his questions and if ignorant fools didn’t want to\nlisten to his questions he figured it’s a free country. In other\nwords, they damned well didn’t have to listen as far as he was\nconcerned because he never asked any questions of anyone who said\nthey didn’t want to listen to them! Having too much fun in his\nsemi-retirement just being his usual wacky easy-going off-the-wall\nbar-hopping self, he resolutely pressed on asking feeble questions of\nanyone in bars drunk enough or otherwise foolish enough to listen and\nbuy him drinks. The name calling and ridicule he was used to, but the\ncomments about his mother confused and angered him for some reason.\nAt such times he had to rely heavily upon his ignorant wisdom to keep\nhimself grounded in the midst of what often threatened to explode\ninto a barroom brawl!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSometimes\nits the quiet ones you have to watch out for and, wild and crazy guy\nthat he was when drunk, Socrates naively believed that genuinely\nignorant questions are ignorant by definition and can be meaningless\ngifts of grace, that is, a mindless windfall or random bequest that\noften nobody even knew existed, couldn’t really care less about\nanyway, don’t owe anybody any special thanks for as far as we know,\nand which none of us ever did a damn thing to deserve anyway, so it\nreally never mattered to begin with. Sometimes you’ll hear idiots say\nthings like, "Mama didn’t raise no damned fools, she always\ninsisted that I tell everyone I worked hard to become the idiot I\nam!" Knowing in their heart of hearts that ignorance can spring\nfrom the most surprisingly lame sources and come to grace our lives\nin ways few things can. Some say reality can but, I wouldn’t know\nand, when asked, Socrates would always laugh hysterically while\nrepeatedly shouting, "The only thing I know is that I know\nnothing", and pounding down another drink.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnyway,\nwith the possible exception of a few outlandish ideas about reality,\nor whatever they call it in quantum mechanics these days, these kinds\nof simple ignorant questions have saved countless clueless lives,\nwhile any more ignorant idiots foolish enough to get involved can\nfeel nothing but nauseatingly pathetic and even mind-numbingly\ninsensate overwhelmingly saccharine and, almost, orgasmic relief and\ngratitude for having had the absurd opportunity to both give and\nreceive such exquisite tripe and twaddle. A lot of sadly misguided\nsingle-minded nose to-the-grindstone dedication, determination, and\njust plain good old fashioned hard work can also routinely generate\nboundless undeserved gratitude and asinine attention from the foolish\npress and infamous holier-than-thou gossips, nevertheless, the modest\ngift of just a few truly pitiful questions can speak directly to the\notherwise altogether too often embarrassingly tedious, dismal, and\ndreary issue of what it means to be a human. Thus, questions can\nbecome an easy target for intentionally gracing even the most\ntrivial, pointless, clueless, and meaningless lives of ignorant\nbelievers, disbelievers, agnostics, unbelievable unbelievers, and\njust plain dull ordinary lazy slobs from all walks of life, or even\nthe wino in the gutter which, being an ignorant people person\nhimself, Socrates thought extremely appealing in his own rather odd\nand, perhaps, best not dwelt upon unofficial role as an unpaid\nsubstitute teacher, impromptu baby sitter, somewhat shy wannabe\nsocial butterfly, dedicated barfly, unintentional gadfly, and,\noverall completely socially inept and unacceptable lowly town clown\nand drunk, that more respectable people would never be caught dead\ntalking to.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIrreverently,\nSocrates realized, our ignorant questions are what make the whole\ninsane species possible in the first place and, from personal\nexperience, the little guy knew that the most dreadful friendships\ncould produce an enormous wealth of ignorance, in the bedroom\nespecially! Of course, not all ignorant friendships, unions,\nliaisons, and one night stands are equally meaningless, foolish,\nand\/or of questionable taste, and some of us are just plain better\noff altogether avoiding asking any kind of ignorant questions while,\nlet’s face it, a lot of us can sometimes just be so totally clueless\nthat it’s pointless to attempt to discuss the issue of why it is\npointless to discuss the issue. In any case, whatever your stupid\npersonal issues, the mystical mindless sages supposedly ask the most\nstupefying yet, nonetheless, insightful questions and Socrates\nsuggested that, perhaps, the Gods themselves bestowed their own\nvirtuous clarity of ignorance at birth, or what we might call today a\nmeaningless or even undesirable genetic disease or inheritance.\nNevertheless, his uncouth dictum was "Know thyself!" And,\nhe cracked the whip on his students just the way they liked it, while\npassionately urging everyone he met to thoughtlessly think for\nthemselves, ask stupid questions whenever it made no damned sense,\njoin ignorant groups, and otherwise be stridently socially\nunacceptable by foolishly nurturing their ignorant virtue like all\ngood and stupid people do. Being so gregarious a lout I suspect\nSocrates didn’t waste a lot of time with inexperienced wallflowers,\nhowever, here was one ignorant fool you could say in all honest\nstupidity, at the very least, probably had an ignorant question for\nevery damned clown he ever met.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNaively\nSocrates assumed it wasn’t worth contemplating whether he could do\nbetter than to just be himself because obviously, that’s\nsomeone else’s business that didn’t concern him. My mama likes to say\nthat ignorance is like fashions which come and go, watched clocks\nnever boil or some such nonsense, but nothing beats being genuinely\nauthentic. Mama also taught me that styles are here to stay, while\nfashions come and go but, somehow, being authentically yourself is a\nclassic style that always remains at the height of fashion. Socrates,\nthe genuinely prolific, if somewhat indiscriminate, smelly and, quite\nlikely, seriously deranged Johnny Appleseed of his own home grown\nrecipe for spouting vacuous barroom jokes and ignorantly soliciting\ninane questions, eventually went on to reap their frequently\nirritating, haphazardly arranged, vaguely repulsive and,\noccasionally, even disturbingly creepy yet, nonetheless, somehow\noddly compelling and mysteriously bewildering, insanely cloying and\ncaptivating ludicrous bounty, that nobody in the entire city of\nAthens had a clue what to make of.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnd\nin the salad days as the ripe pungent fertilizer was flung far and\nwide to be summarily dodged and, thereafter, further scattered to the\nfour winds as the crap idly piled up higher upon everyone’s shoes and\nwas trampled all over hill and dale, rivers and streams, gutters, and\nsewers, and everywhere in between, only to be infuriatingly mopped up\nfrom kitchen floors and to occasionally find its way into whatever\nshopping carts and lidless containers might have been foolishly left\nout in the open, Socrates’ ignorance invariably grew to\nNo-Know-Bounds and in small quantities multiplied and magnified a\nthousand fold without fail he would inspire glazed looks, shocked\nexpressions, and unsurpassed foolishness wherever he staggered or\npassed out, almost always drunk, and like the king of fools he had\nunknowingly and unwittingly become, even when seven sheets to the\nwind and flat out unconscious on the floor, the senile old fool still\nsomehow managed on several obscure, unknown, and unidentifiable,\nirreconcilable, repugnant, revolting, unconscionable, and never to be\nmentioned or repeated, real and imaginary occasions, to nevertheless\nblindly, pointlessly, meaninglessly, futilely, clumsily,\ningloriously, and tragically, yet still single highhandedly (with the\nunconscionable assistance of those clowns who shall forever remain\nanonymous) did triumphantly transform ignorant ignoble defeats into\ninglorious ignoble victories (not to mention unmentionable personal\nnightmare fantasies). All of which, of course, he was totally\noblivious of and, let’s face it, in all likelihood the drunken maniac\ncould never have cared less about, much less ever have remembered,\nwhen and if he somehow sobered up, assuming just for the sake of\nargument he could understand you for a second, whether sober or not.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnd,\nrambling on, amidst the cruelest winter of his despair, his harvests\nwere decimated, shriveled, desiccated, emaciated, inundated,\nimmolated, savaged, ravaged, stomped upon, brutally pounded,\npulverized, liquefied, flambéed, frickisade, frappeed, and,\nfinally, heavily taxed and sun dried, deep fried, over baked, over\nseasoned, and then spit upon by cattle until they became gritty,\nmeager, bitter, toxic, insignificant, demoralizing, unrecognizable,\nrepugnant, irreconcilable, and entirely inedible, not to mention\nunpalatable. And when the cold foul fowl winds blew and the bird crap\nfell upon the snow he often heard a curious chattering sound which he\ncould never quite identify which, along with his freezing, numb, and\nmisfiring brain, confused him as to which direction he should face\nwhen attempting to relieve himself. And, when the complete idiot\ncould no longer cut the cheese because there was no more cheese left\nto cut, he would use his head to break bread, and when he could no\nlonger break the stale bread upon his head because his brains had\nbecome so scrambled he could no longer aim properly and kept hitting\nthe table, he would heroically hold his nose, close his eyes, and eat\nthose really vile pickled eggs and kimchi behind the bar that smelled\nso bad no other fool had ever dared to touch them in years, whilst\ndreaming nostalgically the entire time of cutting the cheese in\nbetter days, and tightening his sphincter whilst simultaneously\ntrying his best not to throw up. And when the last of the pickled\neggs, kimchi, mystery meat, flatulence, bowel, and other unpleasant\ndiscomforts around his burning rear end, eyes, ears, nose, and throat\nwere all finally reduced along with his hemorrhoids, and when his bad\nbreath no longer caused even the flies and cockroaches to abandon\nhim, he would shuffle about aimlessly looking perplexed the entire\ntime, sniffing under his arms pits and wherever else his short\nmisshapen bulbous nose could reach, all the while wistfully stuffing\ntiny handfuls of dirt in his mouth only to then act as if\ndisappointed or uncertain as to the contents. And, like the starving\npea brained mammal he had come to resemble rooting about in the dirt,\nwhilst rummaging around prone on all fours like a pig, he discovered\nmuch to his amazement that the small dense pebbles he kept finding in\nhis mouth seemed to faintly, dimly, and distantly vaguely remind him\nof something, perhaps hearkening back to his youth. It was in those\nrare moments when mad inspiration struck that he began to drool with\nanticipation thinking about all of his more dim witted students and,\nsometime later, discovered much to his own amazement that his random\nshuffling about had somehow delivered him to the home of one his\nduller students, whereupon at long last, the insensate fool was saved\nby the mouth watering irresistible smell of a delectable sumptuous\nfeast hearkening to him like manna from Heaven, whereupon he promptly\ndined on the flowers and shrubbery, giving momentary pause to even\nall the other nearby starving zombies in his pathetic ghetto\nneighborhood, many of whom earned their living doing yard work.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNaturally,\nof course, Socrates developed unnatural feelings of affinity,\nkinship, and stewardship for the mindless land and his ignorant\nstudents, not to mention small pebbles, flowers, and shrubs\neverywhere. Scandalously, however, deep down in his otherwise best\nquickly and completely forgotten, easily dismissed, and never to be\nmentioned again loins, he had developed a growing passionate aberrant\ndesire to mindlessly shepherd and midwife the ignorance of all past\nand future generations of Athens. Almost as if, after eating the\nentire lawn, the old coot had finally flipped his wig completely and\nbegun insanely identifying with sheep. Taking pity on many of his\nmore wretchedly pathetic fellow Athenians, which pretty much\ndescribed all of them, nonetheless he endeavored to help them avoid\nthe worst of their completely unnecessary, easily avoidable,\npointless, and downright unconscionably lowbrow slapstick by\nstrengthening their ignorant wisdom. At the ripe old age of eighty\nwhat Socrates failed to see coming, despite it being a free country,\nwas some of the more wealthy Athenians were impatient to see him die\nand some, very ignorant people indeed, condemned him to death for\nrepeatedly professing his ignorance, asking too damned many stupid\nquestions, and brazenly teaching his ignorant wisdom for free, which\ncould expose bullshit for what it was, thus, costing the more\nrespectable, highly educated, and talented bullshit artists amongst\nthe recognized establishment time, money, and self-respect along with\ntheir reputations as the greatest bullshit artists on earth. They say\nSocrates had a chance to escape, yet, decided to make a statement for\nhis much beloved democracy, to remind the entire world to remember\nand ponder his own unmistakably forgettable sad comedy which, to this\nday, still defines a democracy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThanks\nto the enduring popularity of ignorance, stupidity, and some of the\nmore objectionable forms of congenital insanity, the story of\nignorance remains a classic to this day and, in fact, the ranks of\nthe more scurrilous mindless masses continues to grow vigorously\nworldwide at a breathtaking rate that never fails to touch something\nmissing inside each and everyone one of us. Socrates died to ensure\nthe entire world might foolishly remember that, although ignorance\ncan Know-No-Known-No-No-Bounds, ignorant fools everywhere can still\nenjoy sharing their own unique ignorant wisdom and, like the happy\nidiots and complete fools we all know we can be, actually learn to\nenjoy the prospect of cultivating otherwise entirely unconscionable\nand easily avoidable newfound regrets. So ends the tale of Socrates,\nthe king of fools, who became an infamous legend in his own time\n(well, sort of) because he didn’t know when to stop asking stupid\nquestions, waxing metaphorical, and endlessly cracking the same\nhandful of really bad lame jokes that made everyone groan and go\ncross-eyed. Since those dark early days when more ostentatious and\nbrazenly ignorant fools were commonly persecuted, tortured, and\nlynched at the first convenient opportunity, some claim they’ve\nbecome harder to find but, personally, I never have any problems\nfinding complete idiots wherever I go. Others say when the student is\nfoolishly prepared the master is rudely awakened, they end up in\nmental institutions, or some such crazy nonsense, however, in my own\nadmittedly worthless opinion, ignorant fools spout a lot of nonsense,\nwhich everybody should know already, or they’ve lived a very\nsheltered life indeed and become one themselves. Anyway, along with\ncountless other outlandishly unchained and unrestrained flamboyant\nclowns throughout history, the legend of Socrates with his normally\nquiet humble ignorant wisdom and virtue, stupid barroom jokes, and\npointless ignorant sacrifice for thankless ingrates and mindless mobs\neverywhere, ignominiously survives to this day enshrined for all\nposterity and posteriors in infamous holidays such as April Fool’s\nday, celebrated by the more socially ignorant and, often, just plain\nmore obnoxious sadistic assholes and repulsively lascivious\nmasochistic fools around the world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nlegend of Socrates is an absurd variation on the ancient potty humor\nfamily entertainment theme of the "Divine Fool" which\nattempts to tickle, cajole, or otherwise convince more gullible and\neasy to confuse and easy to please audiences into excitedly forking\nover all their money without thinking. Wackier and even more gullible\nstill fans eagerly anticipate being able to admire their favorite\nbatty actors playing characters more dim witted and off-the-wall then\nthemselves, while speculating endlessly about the next dreary\nmonotonous plots involving their favorite clueless and insane\ncharacters who never get some particular joke and, instead,\npredictably windup becoming the butt-end of jokes. As you might\nimagine, the jobs of the overworked slapstick actor, director, and\nwriter are extraordinarily demanding considering the average\nintelligence of the public at large. Their complex ignorant metaphors\nand cloyingly vague and provocative but, ultimately, utterly and\ncompletely meaningless and forgettable plots and scenarios lend\nthemselves to a genre perhaps best described by the basest of art\ncritics as “Ignorant Sock Puppet Peek-a-Boo Theater”\nwhich, of course, in addition to comedy, also lends itself to the\nusual obligatory existentialist angst and monist waffling about\nwhether it might happen to actually be low-budget horror, just really\nbad porn, or surreal adult potty humor. Although widely renowned for\nits often disturbing and just plain irritating qualities, ignorant\nsock puppet peek-a-boo theater can also support such marvelously\ncomplex metamorphic transformations and phase transitions as grace\nthe more intriguing and engrossing infantile classic tales of\nignorance such as, "The Ugly Duckling" and the\nunforgettable Three Stooges and Gonzo the Muppet classic, “Raised\nby Martian Chickens!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMany\nfools naively believe that, out of hubris, Socrates intentionally\nexploited his ignorant humor to promote the humility of being\nignorant and while, certainly, ignorance is about as humble as it\never gets, nevertheless, Will Rodgers the comedian purportedly once\ncomplained to his manager and friend that he could never tell just\nany stupid joke he wanted because audiences would only laugh at jokes\nloosely based on the stupid truth. Being an unpaid teacher who, oddly\nenough, enjoyed hearing people laugh insipidly and who some complete\nidiots foolishly assumed knew the stupid truth, Socrates was just a\nbig enough fool to believe that what ignorance requires most of\neveryone is the kind of blind obedience and unquestioning fanaticism\na complete lack of understanding and reactionary tendencies can\nproduce which, of course, can inspire anything from a new shampoo, to\na new school of comedy, to a nuclear missile guidance system, or even\nwidespread political chaos and panic in the streets. Inevitably\nanother less drunken fool, named Aristotle, invented the foundations\nof modern logic based on the ignorant teachings of Socrates and blew\nthe entire insane world’s mind so badly that two thousand years later\nmodern civilization is now prepared to blow up the entire planet, or\ndrive the entire world ecology over a cliff.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nsome ways, Aristotle’s logic was even more ignorant than that of\nSocrates which is why it became unbelievably popular, among not only\nthe mindless masses of peasants hanging out in bars but, also, among\nthe more unscrupulous who ignorantly made a living off other people’s\nignorance. The concerted worldwide efforts to find new and compelling\nways to casually or otherwise both conceal and\/or expose any kind of\nbelligerence and ignorance continues largely unabated to this day,\nblithely remorseless, utterly unforgiving and, all too often,\nabsolutely deplorable as they have always done since the dawn of\ntime. Baring the occasional random monkey wrench some demented fool\nthrows into all these unconscionable efforts just for fun, they\ncontinue largely unchallenged and quite socially acceptable in many\ncircles with the exception that, since Socrates and Aristotle, there\nhas been a cautious but steady growing interest among academia for\nsome of the more off the wall and socially unacceptable slapstick.\nNotably quantum indeterminacy remains utterly unfathomable,\ninscrutable, and indistinguishable from the void of anyone’s\nignorance and, additionally, no single type of logic has yet proven\nignorant enough to be capable of describing every stupid thing that\nidiots foolishly believed to exist and whatever they might mean by\n"existence" when talking about quantum mechanics these\ndays. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnywho,\nin the last century confused cunning linguists have erroneously,\nerogenously, androgynously, anthropomorphically, anxiously,\nignominiously, ignobly and, more often than not much to their\nchagrin, anonymously come to believe they’ve made significant\nprogress with ignorance with some now insisting they could establish\na science of the ignorant spoken word sometime this already\noutrageously slapstick century. If so, academia and the global\necology could be thrown into total disarray worldwide as enormous\nvolumes of accumulated hot air are suddenly ventilated without\nwarning and, one might imagine, upon such an occasion at long last\nwill be heard the loud sounds of hissing, farting, sighs of relief,\nand legions mumbling unintelligibly, while drooling and shuffling\ntheir feet, arguing over who is stinking up the room. At that point I\nwould likewise expect to hear renewed incoherent and inconsolable\nhowls of indignant protest, shock, pain, and outrage as well as the\nusual minor complaints about discomfort or whatever. Regardless of\nany negative impact on the countless innocent bystanders caught in\nthe middle of politicians, academics, and others fighting to overcome\nsuch formidable obstacles, it must be at least feebly remembered by\nan easily dismissed and overlooked vanishingly small, illiterate,\nrepulsive, mute, aging, crippled, powerless, impoverished, useless\nand, quite frankly, extremely unpopular if not blatantly, vehemently,\nand brazenly universally despised and systematically persecuted\nminority of complete and total idiots, you know the idiots I’m\ntalking about, those ignorant wiseguys who shall forever remain\nnameless, unnamed, anonymous, and otherwise unrecognized for unspoken\nand, perhaps, best entirely unknown and unknowable reasons who,\nnevertheless, must still upon rare occasions at least dimly and\ndistantly vaguely remember that these are merely ignorant tools for\nignorant authors of the most implausible vacuous and ignorant stories\nwho still depend solely upon their foolish readers remaining ignorant\nas always.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEvidence\nof just how expensive, traumatic, painful, and disruptive the looming\nsocial transition might be arose in 2008 when Alistair Clarke\npublished the first universal theory of humor thus, ironically,\nestablishing what could become the foundations for an objective\nempirical science of comedy based upon first principles. His account\nis deliberately dry, dry, dry even by academic standards, making it\ndifficult to ascertain the full comedic potential however, as far as\nI can tell, he has basically proposed that all of cognition itself\nevolved out of humor and the need for any complex organism to be\ncapable of detecting what is and is not likely to be complete and\nutterly laughable bullshit. We’ll just have to wait and see how\nsuccessful academics are at attempting to study lowbrow humor\nobjectively, but I suspect it will involve a great deal of elaborate,\nverbose, and obtuse slapstick, if seldom classic physical comedy.\nExactly how civilization has at long last achieved these lofty\nheights of intellectual Three Stooges slapstick is far deeper into\nthe messy crap than can be covered in merely one chapter without\nfirst donning an environmental hazard suit and a bullet proof vest,\nor moving into a cave. Nonetheless, it remains a very tempting target\nindeed for future investigations, once I’m certain I have the proper\nlaboratory and equipment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTotal\nFlaming Idiots<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/font>Supposedly\nlong, long ago in another land, that might be far, far away depending\non your zip-code, a senile librarian named Lao Tzu enjoyed just\nchilling out where she worked reading lots of really great books and\navoiding the worst of the incessant lowbrow slapstick, chaos, and\nnonstop mayhem of the Chinese Warring States Period. Eventually\nthough, she had lived long enough to read all the really good books\nand, craving a little real life adventure for a change, she climbed\nonto her much beloved enormous ox, affectionately named Tiny, and\ntogether they ambled off towards the west without the slightest clue\nas to where the road went, but she and Tiny were both going blind\nfrom old age and never bothered watching where they were going\nanyway. Somehow though, Tiny seemed to sense they were going on an\nadventure for a change and, in his usual understated manner,\nexcitedly wagged his tail. Sauntering down the road at a leisurely\npace they both blissfully smiled with their entire bodies and Lao Tzu\nstarted to quietly recite to herself and Tiny:<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHappy\nIdiots<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nvirtue can be its own reward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBumbling\ndown the road of life less traveled,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClueless\nas to how to best get from point A to B,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nhave clueless friends, we must first be clueless,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThus\nignorant virtue forever remains undeniable,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDespite\nany wackier cartoon logic that applies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nignorant wisdom is childishly knowing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nlike complete idiots we stop watching,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWherever,\nit is we think we might be going,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBusy,\ntalking on a cellphone or something,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nfoolish path, isn’t what it used to be,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nstrangely enough remains unchanged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverything\nblending into cloudy horizons,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nevery fork in the road looks the same,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForks,\nmultiplying out to infinity and beyond,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUncertain\nas to where the road begins and ends,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nExcitement,\nfollows our confusion and indecision,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanyone have a clue as to where the hell we are?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody actually know what the hell the time is?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody ever really care?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nis the happy idiot, supposedly in charge around here?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWish\nyou were here,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInstead\nof all of these other sorry clowns bumbling around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nme, myself, and I enjoy being happy idiots too,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nthere is no one alive who is youer than you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSurprisingly\nenough, for such a senile old bat, Lao Tzu seldom got into trouble\nand never bothered anyone which is why most preferred to overlook her\nmore eccentric habits such as sometimes being a little too early when\nshe was terribly late. Dimly aware that she knew perfectly well she\ncould always manage to remember something unless she stupidly forgot,\nnevertheless the complete buffoon would deliberately forget where she\nwas going yet, being ever the optimistic happy idiot the old gal\nremained steadfastly cavalier in her own naive silly way about any\nwrongful mistakes she might have made in the past or might possibly\nmake in the future. As far as she could tell, she was always equally\nclueless no matter where she ended up or what she did so it really\ndidn’t matter and there was, apparently, not much she could do about\nit anyway other than to keep trying to make the best of the\nsituation. Lazily traipsing down the road with Tiny on a sunny day\nshe gleefully embraced her ignorant wisdom with all the enthusiasm\nand reckless abandon of a child with a fabulously exciting new toy\nand, careful not to watch where she was going, Lao lazily stared up\nat the passing clouds or did anything other than blindly attempting\nto watch where she and Tiny were headed, only to be rudely startled\nsometime later.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIt\nwas a warm day and, having missed her nap, the gentle rocking and\nswaying of Tiny’s huge warm body beneath her caused Lao to drift off\ninto a stupor when, without warning, she inexplicably found herself\nflying through the air as the usually imperturbable Tiny bellowed in\nabject panic stricken terror and shot on ahead of her heedlessly\nstumbling and bumbling as fast as he could down the steep incline.\nLanding painfully on her butt, Lao was too startled to be frightened\nand, upon glancing back over her shoulder at the way they had come,\nwith her poor vision she could just make out a group of ferocious\nlooking bandits barreling down the path towards her and Tiny with\nmurderous intent in their eyes, while enthusiastically sharpening\ntheir long knives and shouting out to each other which parts of Tiny\nthey intended to eat first. Without being aware of getting to her\nfeet, Lao came to her senses again upon discovering herself making a\nmad dash down the path and quickly catching up with Tiny who had\nslowed down for her, at which point, she then cracked a sardonic grin\nat the sudden realization that she and Tiny had just discovered their\nvery first real life adventure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nthieves had naturally assumed they could quickly and easily dispense\nwith the frail appearing crone and, once she was out of the way,\ncatching and killing a fat old ox should present no serious\ndifficulties. What the bandits were unaware of was that both were in\nfar better shape for their age then anyone had a right to be thanks\nto modest living, a healthy diet, and plenty of sleep and exercise.\nDespite her apparently foolhardy flight down the steep path, Lao Tzu\nalways managed to land on her feet and keep right on going, thanks in\npart to also being a marvelous dancer and as light on her feet as\nthey come. Men loved to cut a rug with the shy old dame, but talking\nto her presented more of a challenge for them which is why she never\nmarried. Anyway, the bandits erroneously assumed she must already\nknow the path extremely well and attempted to follow in her footsteps\nonly to painfully slip, trip, and tumble repeatedly cussing like\ndrunken sailors the entire way. Lao couldn’t restrain herself from\nbraying like a jack ass over her shoulder at the more inept antics of\nthe bungling murderous thieves awkwardly tripping over their own two\nfeet and sometimes colliding with each other head on, nevertheless,\nshe immediately felt ashamed at herself for not feeling more sympathy\nfor their plight. She tried to apologize yelling back at them to\nexplain that her feet were just so light they had no clue where the\nhell they were going, so it was impossible for even her to follow in\nher own footsteps.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\neveryone eventually slowed down at the same time to catch their\nbreaths a panicked look overcame Lao who began frantically searching\nall around her on the path in front of her as if she had lost\nsomething. Finally appearing to have capitulated and relinquished her\nsearch, she shrugged her shoulders and shouted back at the bandits,\n"If you find another stupid fork in the road you can have it"\nand, with that, like an excited jack rabbit she hurled herself down\nthe path once again with a big grin on her face. Glancing back over\nher shoulder a moment later she noticed that, curiously, all the\nrobbers had given up their chase and were now mindlessly searching\nthe ground in front of them like so many cattle hunting for food.\nSighing with regret that they had abandoned their thrilling game of\nfollow the leader, Lao caught up to Tiny and the two continued on\ntheir way still too ignorant to be less than blissfully content, if\nless enthusiastic now that all the excitement from their first real\nlife adventure was over.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnother\nconsummate fool who happened to live in the area, Chuang Tzu, was so\ndelusional and had wasted so much time daydreaming and playing with\nhis sock puppets he came to believe his own bullshit fantasies and\nhad begun to convince himself that, in reality, he might actually be\na butterfly because he thought their wings looked pretty. Oooooh\nShiny! Dancing in circles the senile old fool would frantically lick\nflowers with his tongue, while leaping into the air and waving his\nsock puppets around as if he were a butterfly fluttering in the wind.\nThe brainless to begin with, and now sadly misguided, senile old coot\nhad become desperate to discover if he and his sock puppets could\ntell what it feels like to be a butterfly and, thus, settle the\ncockamamie issue once and for all. It was while running in circles\nscreaming and shouting and leaping into the air in delight that,\npredictably and without warning, Chuang Tzu tripped over his own two\nfeet and found himself flat on his back covered in dirt, scratches,\nand pollen with, of course, the kind face of Lao staring down at him\ndumbfounded, while tilting her head from side to side and blinking\nlike an owl in nearsighted bewilderment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLao\nwas flabbergasted to discover that playing with sock puppets could be\nso dangerous, nevertheless, she was still simple minded enough to\nalways enjoy lending a hand if she could and, not being intimidated\nby either sock puppets or butterflies, she quickly volunteered to\nassist with any especially large, obstinate, vicious, sneaky\ninvisible, or otherwise tricky to capture butterflies. When she then\nchose to elaborate explaining that she was already looking for stupid\nforks in the road and it wouldn’t be any bother to look for pretty\nbutterflies as well, without thinking, Chuang Tzu stopped crying and\nhis sock puppets burst into the air above his prone body blurting out\nthat none of them had seen any stupid forks, knives, chop sticks, or\nany other eating or cooking utensils on or off to the side of the\nroad. Feeling embarrassed at having exposed the fact it was exciting\nfor him to actually know the answer to something for a change, Chuang\nbegan distractedly sucking on the thumb of one of his sock puppets,\nwhile idly examining his butterfly net to hide his discomfort.\nQuickly composing himself as best he could, he then causally inquired\nas to how one might go about looking for all these stupid forks in\nthe road anyway and what one might look for exactly. Lao’s\nwandering tongue seemed to sometimes have a mind of its own and,\nbeing likewise sensitive about others often considering her rather\ninept and childish, taking a deep breath she just as nonchalantly\ninformed Chuang that all he had to do was stop watching where he was\ngoing. After a rapid fire consultation with his sock puppets, Chuang\nTzu then turned to Lao and confidently announced that they all agreed\nthey were experts at being good for nothing and never having a clue\nwhere they were going much less ever paying serious attention to\nanything and suspected they might actually be really good at not\nwatching where the hell they were going too.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nperhaps the first time in their lives it turned out the sock puppets\nand Chuang were correct and they were all fantastically adept at not\nwatching where they were going. They found so many identical forks in\nthe road so fast, without getting hurt once, and had such great fun\nin the process that they lost all interest in chasing after\nbutterflies and, in their rather sloppy and over-exuberant way,\nprofusely thanked Lao Tzu licking pollen off her hands and face, all\nthe while insisting on giving her the butterfly net as a gift.\nSurprised and caught off balance with all the sudden attention, Lao\nblushed and modestly protested that she didn’t deserve the butterfly\nnet because she didn’t do anything special and never intended for her\npersonal quest to find forks in the road to be helpful to anyone\nelse. Refusing to accept no for an answer, the sock puppets insisted\nshe accept the butterfly net as a gift of gratitude for their new\nfriendship. Both became so grateful and excited at the sudden\nrealization of their newfound clueless friendship they immediately\nclasped arms and socks and began spinning wildly in circles yelling\nin delight like little children until they finally all fell down in a\ndizzy tangle, all out of breath, with the sock puppets panting\nespecially hard being unused to all the exertion. Finally catching\ntheir breath, the sock puppets chose that very moment to once again\nleap into the air from their prone position on the ground shouting\nout to the world, "Ignorant virtue is its own reward, to have\nclueless friends you must first be clueless!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBefore\nlong the sock puppets were once again busily distracting each other\nenthusiastically discussing their new hobby of searching for forks in\nthe road when, being careful not to interrupt, Lao and Tiny both\nquietly said their goodbyes and resumed sauntering down the path\nallowing their feet to find the way, while careful to not watch where\nthey were going. After a little awhile, the two came across a palace\nsoldier standing guard at the gate to the kingdom’s outer wall. The\nsoldier was bored and grumpy and, knowing Lao’s reputation,\nsardonically inquired as to how on earth Lao believed she was ever\ngoing to get anywhere outside the kingdom riding a blind ox around\nplaces they’ve never been before when she always refused to watch\nwhere the hell she was going. Puzzled by the strange question Lao\njust shrugged her shoulders and admitted she hadn’t a clue, whereupon\nthe gate guard laughed hysterically in her face and rudely mocked\nher. With some effort the guard eventually regained his\nself-discipline and, composing himself, proudly puffed up his chest\nand sternly admonished Lao shaking his head in negation while\nostentatiously wagging his finger under her nose and direly inquiring\nas to what the damned fool planned to do if she ran into trouble.\nWhich, just happened to be one question Lao Tzu actually knew the\nanswer to and she enthusiastically replied:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nCartoon\nLogic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhen\nin trouble, when in doubt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRun\nin circles, scream and shout!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut\nif that doesn’t work keep trying to figure it out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nlaugh at any punch lines the truth will come out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaugh\nand find out, what it means to laugh yet again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nyou can decide who you may want to become,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughter\nbeing infectious you may infect almost anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSome\njokes can be priceless when encouraged to be obtuse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSooner\nor later, we all fall down:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAvoid\nlanding hard, on your butt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBreaking\nyour tail-bone just hurts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEither\nhumbled on your own knees;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr,\nrolling on the ground hysterical!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing,\ncompletely out of control!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nyour ass off at everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAt\nlast having gotten the punch line!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAt\nlast becoming who you wish to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAt\nlast discovering who you really are.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n \n<\/p>\n\n\tUpon\nfinishing reciting her poem the officious guard’s jaw dropped, his\neyes glazed over, and without another word he opened the gate, while\nlowering his head and shaking it in resignation, sighing to himself,\nand muttering that, perhaps, it was all for the best. As she rode\npast him Lao offered the butterfly net now filled with flowers to the\nguard hoping it might improve his mood and he might forgive her\nfoolishness, wistfully adding that nobody had ever caught anything\nwith it and suggesting maybe he would have better luck trying to use\nit as it a dream catcher instead. Staring blankly back and forth at\nthe butterfly net in his hands and the enthusiastic hopeful\nexpression on her face, while his jaw dropped open even further, the\nnormally demonstrative guard was rendered speechless, yet his heart\nmelted as he recognized the innocent child-like virtue and sincere\ngood will and respect he beheld. Suddenly feeling remorse for how he\nhad treated her, he contritely thanked her for the gift and wished\nthem well on their journey as he watched Lao and Tiny slowly plod off\ninto the sunset never to return to the library again. Closing the\ngate behind them the guard quietly said a prayer for the two, despite\nsomehow feeling certain they would both be just fine. Some say\nbecause she always refused to watch where she was going Lao never\ndied, never became bored, and can still be found bumbling down the\nodd path with Tiny by anyone steadfastly refusing to watch where they\nare going.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nYogi\nBerra Yoda Bullshit Kung Fu, 101a<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Sociology 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tYa Gotta Know When To Either\nFucking Duck Or Run! Only then may you become Enlightened,\nGrasshopper and, also, Know When To Hold Em, Know When To Fold Em,\nAnd Know When To Run Faster! Einstein said time dilation in\nrelativity is similar to whether you have your hand on a hot\nwoodstove, or a hot date, and the ability to accelerate, and move\nfaster, can be crucial at times, but begins with knowing when to\neither fucking duck or run.<br\/>\n\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Psychology 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tKick it if it doesn’t work,\ndon’t fix it if it ain’t broke and, when in trouble, when in doubt,\nrun in circles, screaming and shouting! Just For Fun, If Nothing\nElse! This is known as Sociology 101a, for toddlers. In psychology,\nits the stupid shit that always gets you. So, Keep It Simple\nStupid!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Metaphysics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tMetaphysics are a metaphysical\npipe-dream, cooked up by metaphysicians, smoking crack in their\nbasement! When everyone knows damn well, the best toys are all in the\nattic!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIntroduction\nTo "Bullshit Kung Fu 101a"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\tCrap\nfalls from the sky, rolls downhill, and always collects at the\nbottom. When the bullshit flies in every damn direction, its too late\nto master sociology 101. Those of you with no intonation whatsoever,\nare advised to join the Marching Band, the rest, the Debate Team.\nSome of you may have seen me in the movies, and heard me talking like\na three year old, that doesn’t know anything about grammar, but I\nonly play an idiot on the boob tube, and have to dumb it down for my\naudience, who all think I’m some kind of genius.<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tIts a\nliving, while teaching isn’t, just ask Socrates and\nGalileo.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Epistemology 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tOutside of the box, there is\nno spoon, how can you eat your pudding without a spoon! Think Not\nOutside Of The Box! Just Eat Your Damn Pudding!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Ignorant Wisdom 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThe Bullshit That Can Be\nSpoken Of Is Not The Enduring Bullshit. Just ask your English\nteacher.<br\/>\n\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Ignorant Virtue 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tStupid Is As Stupid Does!\nOr, Stupid Would Know Better! And, Be Just A Little Too Smart For\nTheir Own Britches! Ignorant Virtue Is Its Own Reward: Or,\nElse!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: The Wisdom Of Collective Ignorance 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tIf you\ndon’t even know when nobody knows a damned thing, its a problem: You\nAre The Problem Dummy!<br\/>\n\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Ontology 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tEverywhere You Go, There You Are!\nWhile, Deja Vu Is For Historians.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<a name=\"__recording_6466126049\"><\/a>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Government 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAfter centuries of dedicated,\ninternational, cross-disciplinary efforts, nobody has ever found the\nslightest bit of evidence, that there ever was anybody in charge\naround here!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: History 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tHistory is for people who live in\nthe past. Be Here Now! Or, Fail My Class!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Quantum Mechanics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tYour theory is stupid,\nbut not stupid enough!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Relativity 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tLets Do The Time Warp\nAgain!<br\/>\n\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Thermodynamics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThe Hot Tub Is Getting Too\nHot!<br\/>\n\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Organic Chemistry 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThose who can always do,\nthe rest, do their own damn homework, and study Organic\nChemistry.<br\/>\n\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Economics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tWhen your money takes on a life\nof its own, using double ledgers can’t save you but, sometimes, Vegas\ncan!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Philosophy 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThose who get the punch lines\nmore often, are philosophical clowns!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<a name=\"__recording_6466177690\"><\/a>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Mathematics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tWhen the numeral zero is\nconsidered worthless, yet can be used as a place-maker and, somehow,\nis both a real and imaginary number, numerology is never a\nproblem.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: The Fine Art Of Anarchistic Facilitation 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tWhen\nyou know damned well, there’s never been anybody in charge around\nhere, harmony neither acts nor reasons, as we dance delightfully\nbetween invisible moonbeams! Somehow knowing, without knowing if we\nactually know a damn thing! Sometimes, doing nothing, absolutely\nnothing whatsoever, is the best damn decision you could have ever\nmade!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Yogi Berra Yoda Mental Judo And Aikido 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tLife\nIs Not A Box Of Chocolates! Whatever You Do, Don’t Drink The\nCool-Aid!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Cunning Linguistics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tSet Your Bullshit Free!\nAnd, See If It Comes Back To Haunt You! Go Ahead, Just Try Me! You\nWill Learn To Master, Your Lame Excuse For Professional Wrestling\nSmack Talk! We Meet At Last! Our Circle Jerk Is Complete: I AM YOUR\nFATHER!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nDude Himself, Was Hung Over.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<a name=\"__recording_6466386866\"><\/a>\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Civics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tA civil society relies upon\neveryone, occasionally, sharing their words and playing nice. If you\nare in this class, it is because you have not paid your bill! And,\nneed to learn how to share.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Physical Education 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThe Truth Only Hurts For\nA Reason! While, How Hard The Ground Is Whenever You Fall, Is Usually\nUp To You! Therefore, a comprehensive physical education requires the\nlights to not only be on, but somebody has to be home! What types of\nphysical education are appropriate to the individual, depends on how\nwell they happen to know themselves, and can refrain from killing\neach other.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Sex Education 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tIf you want a long and\nsatisfying sex life, never teach sex education! Or, anything for that\nmatter! And, of course: Avoid The Dude Like The\nPlague!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Hygiene 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tYou Stink! You Are Pathetic! Shower\nMore Often! Use Soap! Change Your Diet! At Least Have The Courtesy To\nVacate The Room, Alone! Try To Exercise The Slightest Bit Of\nRestraint! Hygiene Class Is Next Door To The Humanities! Show At\nLeast A Little Dignity And Compassion For Your Fellow Man!<br\/>\n\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Humanities 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tHumanities is in the category\nof, ah, the humanities, while the UN has announced that there’s\nnobody in charge around here! So, its safe to assume, the Humanities\nare about to be sold to the highest bidder! Which, is technobabble\nfor, "The Lowest Common Denominator!" Something, The Dude\nhimself is intimately familiar with.<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThe Hygiene Class\nMay Have To Hire Substitute Teachers! Civics, could get interesting.\nNow, I know why everyone wants to work from home. Ordinarily, I’m a\npeople kind of guy, just ask my mother! The other day, I walked into\na bank, and they told me they’d have to arrest me, if I didn’t wear a\nmask! They had a full-time psychologist on staff, for anyone making\nthe minimum ten million dollar deposit, and wanted to ensure any cash\nin their bank accounts, remained healthy!<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAnywho, If\nanyone is interested in buying our Humanities course, we will be\nholding a silent auction, in the auditorium. The only people who will\ncensor you, is the republican party, who are coming next week, to go\nthrough the library. They already know the Dewy-Decimal\nsystem.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Library Science 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tLibraries are historical\ninstitutions, and there are still children’s museums all over the\ncountry, you can visit, for free! Frequently, filled with homeless\npeople, but the real libraries have all been sold to Amazon.com.\nWhich moved next door to the Pentagon, in Crystal City. In order to\nmake it easier for the republican party, to censor everything. And,\navoid having to lynch Big Bird, and burn down all our libraries! So,\nBuy American, From Amazon, And Support The Republican Party Censoring\nEveryone, without burning everything to the ground, or killing\nanyone. Half the population insists the government and corporations\nthey call evil, must lie to them for their own protection, so its\nonly prudent.<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tBut, Let The Bullshit Fly, In Every Damn\nDirection! For As Yea Sow, So Shall Yea Reap!<br\/>\nMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<a name=\"__recording_6466455888\"><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Announcements<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Spring\nBreak Has Been Canceled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tDue\nTo Global Warming, Environmental Destruction, And WWIII, all\nremaining extremely popular with the banks, who are struggling, in\npoverty, to earn a living. Therefore, Spring Break Has Been Canceled,\nForever. The CDC has now issued a warning, not to drink the water, or\nbreath the air. In response, the American Mental Health Association\nclaims that we should stop listening to all their dire warnings on\nTV, because our TVs and cellphones are now killing us in record\nnumbers. But, they leave the final decision up to the republican\nparty, and the Supreme Court, who are still busy right now\nprosecuting Donald Duck.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Geography 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tIn the middle of a desert plain,\nthe earth looks flat, from higher up, it doesn’t. In order to study\ngeography, you must go to the mountain! Its not going to come to you,\nand room service doesn’t keep any in stock, but you may yet discover,\nfor yourself, where in the world is Dora! Or, the nearest Chucky\nCheese. Of course, men often hate my geography class, because I\nalways remind them, wherever you go, there’s a gas station. Of\ncourse, at some gas stations you can buy a post card from the edge,\nyou know, one with a satellite photograph of the earth, from high\norbit and, maybe, wish you here.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Logistics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tMastering Sociology 101a first,\nis a requirement for this course, and Band Members are not allowed to\ntake this course but, its a long, safe, walk from Hygiene class and\nthe Humanities. Next to the Library.<br\/>\n\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Neurology 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAfter forty years of extensive\nstudies, neurologists concluded, our neurons organize like chickens,\nand so does the republican party. Worse still, a Game Theorist proved\nthat, if the human mind and brain had ever remotely resembled\nanything like reality, we would already be an extinct species.\nLikewise, other studies have indicated that intelligence has been\nvastly over-rated, by academia in particular, and AI is the future.\nBecause, of course, there never was any intelligent life around\nhere!<br\/>\n\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Game Theory 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAny clowns who believe life is\njust a game, will receive a thorough credit check, For Free!\nBackground checks, cost extra.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Home Economics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tFour walls surround a\nhearth, because of the doors, we may hold a fire drill. The Cafeteria\nis now accepting food stamps, for any food that isn’t cooked, which\nyou can bring here! But, faculty gets first dibs! We’re trying to get\nmore creative, with our budget!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Art 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tRather than eliminating our\ncomprehensive arts program altogether, we have decided to combine it\nwith Sociology 101a, and ask that people refrain from eating the\ncrayons and play dough, Or Else! We’ll Take Them Away From\nYou!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Now And Zen Everywhen 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThat Was Zen, This Is\nNow! Everywhen! But, Now And Again, Everywhen, Has A Zen Moment.\nWhich Is Why, We Can Always Do The Time Warp Again! Because The Zen\nAre Already Warped! Everything, Everywhere, Everywhen, EveryZen, All\nOver Again! Michele Yo can do a song and dance! Jackie Chan Can Make\nAnyone Laugh! When He Breaks His Tailbone, Yet Again!<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tLet’s\nDo The Time Warp Again! Its Just A Step To The\nLeft…<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Fractal Geometry 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAnything that has no\nshape, does not exist.<br\/>\n\tAnything that copies a shape,\nexists.<br\/>\n\tAnything that has too much shape, should not exist!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\tAnything\nthat is out of shape, is shapeless.<br\/>\n\tAnything That Is Copied\nFrom One Another, Will Automatically Receive An "F"!<br\/>\n\tPass\nYour Test Papers forward!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Chaos Theory 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tIf quanta were entirely\nrandom, quantum mechanics would consist of useless mathematics. If\nthey were perfectly orderly, their mathematicians and physicists\nwould all be worthless statisticians. Chaos Theory assumes that\ncalling quanta "random", Ain’t Nothin’ But A Random\nStatistical Label! When Ya Gotta Have Something, If Ya Wanna Dance\nWith Me!<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tGo Ahead, Take Your Best Shot… I’m From\nMissouri Myself, The "Show Me" State, On My Mother’s Side!\nFrom Time To Time, A Little Chaos Is Just What The Good Dr Ordered!\nDr Who That Is, He Wants To Pay Horton A Visit!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Management 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThose Who Can Do, The Rest\nManage, OR NOT! Its The Simple Shit, That Always Gets You! So, Keep\nIt Simple Stupid! Or, Things Can Get Just A Little Too Interesting,\nWay Too Fast!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Singularity Physics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEverywhere\nYou Go In A Singularity, There You Are! Get Over It Already! Don’t\nMake Me Repeat Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: White Hole Physics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEveryone\nwho has ever had experience, with real estate agents, knows damned\nwell, what Black Holes are like. White Holes, are over-priced White\nElephants, often sold by seven wiseguys, all pretending to be blind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Nonlinear Temporal Dynamics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBing,\nBing, Bing… Bong, Bong, Bong…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Linear Temporal Dynamics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThink\nNot Outside Of The Box! Its A Train Wreak In Motion! Instead,\nPractice Your Nonlinear Temporal Dynamics! And, Pray, If You Believe\nIn A Higher Power!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Alcohol And Substance Abuse 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHello,\nmy name is Yoda, and I really wanted to be an alcoholic, I think,\nanyway I’m pretty sure I tried, but I kept blacking out. So, I\ndecided to blow up my fucking TV, and get out of the house more\noften. The Yellow Pages suck for finding people who want to talk! So,\nI went to AA and NA meetings instead. They have Free Coffee! If they\ndon’t have the good stuff, just go another meeting. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBridge\nClubs Rule! Black Outs Suck! Or, So They Tell Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Enlightenment 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tClarity\nCan Be A Discerning Detail, But Only If You Paid Your Electric Bill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Evolution 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSome\nDays, You Get The Bear And, Sometimes, The Bear Gets You! Think Not\nOutside Of The Box! All The Evidence Indicates That Your Brain Did\nNot Evolve For Thinking, Stupid! But, For Running! While, Watching\nWhere The Hell You’re Going! The Best Way To Increase Your IQ, Is\nTake Up Jogging.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\tHuh,\nhuh, huh, huh, I’m Hunting Wabbit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Medicine 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHypocrites\nSet The Standard, For The Entire Medical Profession, When He Urged\nPhysicians Everywhere To, "Do No Harm". To Instead, Wipe\nPeople’s Asses Gently, And Ensure They Dig The Shitter Downwind, And\nAway From Any Water They Drink! But, He Couldn’t Prevent The Idiots\nFrom Gibbering Complete Nonsense! While, Injuring Themselves And Each\nOther Repeatedly, Imitating Professional Wrestling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Statistics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYogi\nBerra Was A Baseball Player, Who Was Way Far Out In Left, When He Ran\nIn One Day, Excitedly Shouting Out His Latest And Greatest Discovery!\nThat, 90% Of Baseball Is Half-Mental! And, Was Immediately Signed Up\nBy The Kentucky Fried Chicken Franchise! Proving that, Sometimes, It\nReally Does Pay, To Over Estimate The Value Of Any Statistics, And\nWannabe Statisticians!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\tMass\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Civil Rights 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nYou Are Not Civil, I Will Give You My Right Hook!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Equal Rights 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBilly\nJean King Defined Equal Rights, For A Generation Of Young Women! By\nMaking A Shitload Of Money! Off Some Poor Slob, She Embarrassed The\nHell Out Of, Who Only Thought He Knew How To Play Tennis! When She\nSuckered Him Into Giving A Live Performance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\tTennis\nAnyone?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Calculus 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nAsymptote That Can Be Spoken Of, Is Not The True Asymptote! Its A\nCheap Imitation You Can Buy Online, At Amazon.com! They censor all\ntheir books, like everyone else so, Get Over It Already!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Algebra 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nYou Are In This Class, It Is Because, You Are All Grade "A"\nMaterial! And, I Expect Nothing Less From All Of You, Than An "A!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Spanish 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOn\nOur Field-Trip To Tijuana, Try To Stay Together, And Remember The\nPhrase, "Donde Esta El Bano!" The local shops and\nrestaurants have requested it. They enjoy comparing foreign\naccidents, and love a good challenge! If You Want A Discount, Use The\nSecret Phrase, That I Just Gave You, And Ask For Cheech And Chong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Glee Club 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t"Don’t\nWorry, Be Happy! Fart, And Be Happy! Happy Campers You Are, Happy\nCampers You Shall Always Be! Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy! Fart, And Be\nHappy Campers!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: International Politics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nare prepared to sell this class at the silent auction, along with the\nHumanities as, currently, just not worth anyone’s time. Anymore than\ndomestic politics, or watching the boob tube. You Get The Politics\nYou Can Afford! While, only the top 1% can afford anything remotely\nlike politics, these days! If the price goes up any higher, the only\npeople who will be able to afford politics, will live in orbit! Or,\nOn Mars! Even the UN suddenly agrees, There’s Nobody In Charge Around\nHere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Grammar 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\ndecided to try a little experiment, just to see what happens, and\nteach two different grammars! You Are Our Grade "A"\nExperimental Test Subjects! And, I expect to get an "A" out\nof all of you! Ebonics never caught on, so we’re trying to be more\ncreative, especially with our budgets. Since none of you even knows\nhow to use a stupid dictionary, this could take awhile. Please, try\nto be patient with us, we are trying ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Debate Team 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nDebate Team Expects Nothing Less Than Razor Sharp Minds And Words,\nOut Of Each And Every One Of You! But, Freedom Of Speech Begins With\nOwning Your Own Words! So, Shut The Fuck Up! And, Repeat After Me,\nPete And Repeat! "Yosa Massa Yoda, You The Boss! What You Want\nBoss?"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Detention 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nof you are free to go, but be sure your slips are signed before you\nleave. Except for you two: Pete And Repeat! The Only Two People In\nHistory, To Ever Fail Detention, Repeatedly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Cafeteria Science 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\nCafeteria is still open, if anyone’s interested but, due to budget\ncuts, all we have left are Fruity Pebbles, and a delicious assortment\nof jelly beans. Even if they’re stale. A reminder, that you can\npurchase uncooked food, from the cafeteria, using food stamps! And,\ncook them, in Home Economics! On Sale Today, Its Shake-N-Bake! And,\nWe Helped Ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnother\nreminder, to clean up after yourselves, Or: Eat Fruity Pebbles and\nStale Jelly Beans! We Wouldn’t Want Anyone To Go Hungry! Now Would\nWe! We Wouldn’t Even Be Doing All Of This, If It Were Not For The\nEndless Food Fights! Get A Life People, Preferably One Of Your Own!\nThey’re Giving Them Away For Free, At Chuckie Cheese!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Marketing 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThis\nMarketing class has been canceled, due to the guy teaching it,\nfrankly, being full of crap. His Bullshit Kung Fu Was Just Not Doing\nThe Job, nor did his resume cut the mustard. But, I heard he got\nanother job, selling insurance. To little old ladies! So, everything\nworked out in the end and, he says, he’s going into politics next,\nand assures us that we’ll never see him again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Computer Science 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nvast majority, of computers today, are Von Neumann Machines, based on\nthe principle of GIGO, or garbage in, garbage out! This describes a\ngarbage can, and the geometry of the garbage can, and the garbage\nitself, can be crucial, and present a serious fire hazard,\nespecially, when used for oily rags online! In contrast, analog\ndevices are all based on the principle that crap rolls downhill, and\ncan take forever to get there, without a little help! Since someone\nkeeps shoveling crap into the machine, Three Stooges Logic always\napplies, and the trick is to see just how fast you can encourage the\ncrap, to Hit Rock Bottom, On The Vaudeville Stage And Theater!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSo,\nTake Your Pick, More Garbage, Or Three Stooges Slapstick? Of Course,\nThere Are Countless Inbred Hybrid Designs To Choose From As Well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Environmental Sciences 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nhave decided to put this class up for auction as well, along with the\nothers. After talking to physicists, and other scientists, frequently\non a daily basis, for many decades, they all told me to: "Shut\nThe Fuck Up!" And, censored me or, "Shut The Fuck Up"\nthemselves, and never talked to me again. One scientist asked me what\ncan be done to Save Humanity! From the endless list of man-made\ncatastrophes, and I angrily suggested he find out who is teaching all\nthese idiots, how to destroy the planet faster! Of course, he never\nspoke to me again. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey’re\nso incompetent, that they frequently cannot teach a child how to use\na dictionary, if their lives depended on it. Call Me Brain Damaged!\nBut, Either The Right Hand Knows What The Left One Is Doing, Or We’re\nAll Screwed! ALL EIGHT BILLION OF US! Personally, I have better\nthings to do with my time, then waste it talking to complete idiots,\nHellbent On Destroying The Entire Planet! The bullshit that never\nflew before, still can’t get off the ground, and sinks right through\nthe floor! A Rose Is A Rose, By Any Other Name! And, A Pile Of Crap A\nMile Long, Doth Smell Every Bit As Bad! Even, In Latin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nBest Thing For The Environment, If You Want My Opinion, Is If\nEveryone Stopped Talking To Academics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Artificial Intelligence 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnalog\nLogic happens to be Taboo in academia, making Academic Artificial\nIntelligence a complete oxymoron, and all of their AI schizophrenic.\nThey’re still using Shannon Entropy to design them, when its already\nproven to be wrong, and the idiots are so contentious, they don’t\neven know how to share their words, and play nice. So, I did a\ncomplete end-run around academia, rewriting the book on Artificial\nIntelligence, as entirely meaningless, unless the lights are not only\non, but somebody is actually home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\nPattern Matching, to amplify the Quantum Observer Effect, and\nautomate the Truth itself, as an "Information Singularity."\nDream Weaver, Tar Baby, Extra Sticky Fingers, Gonna Getcha! If you\nrefuse to share your words and play nice, On Mama Nature’s\nPlayground! You didn’t think you could get away with it, Did You!\nBelieve it or not, Mama Nature is a personal friend of mine! While,\nAll Of Your Friends Are Destroying The Planet! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThere’s\nonly about 350 million people who know the math I’m using! And, ITS\nNO LESS THAN 12,000 YEARS OLD! Academics are stealing it from us!\nBecause they don’t know the math! Guess What? Not Everybody Who Knows\nThis Math Is An Insane Teacher! And, They’re Frequently Better\nStudents Of Mama Nature! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nmay not always know the truth, but I know a line of crap a mile long\nwhen I hear it! And, am all too familiar with the more Enormous\nCircle Jerks On The Planet! The Lorax Asked Who Speaks For The Trees?\nI DO DAMMIT! Trust me, or not, you will live to regret your choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Instant Karma 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYogi\nBerra was a baseball player of little brain, but even he knew damned\nwell, If Ya Don’t Know Where Your Goin’, You Might Already Be There!\nBe Here Now! Be Beautiful Like Jimi On Guitar! OR, ELSE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Dharma 101a Special Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nDharma That Can Be Spoken Of, Is Worthless Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Communications 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nNobody’s Listening, Shut The Fuck Up! Gentlemen, What We Have Hear,\nIs A Failure To Communicate! Read My Lips! Learn How To Use A\nDictionary! Let Me Be More Blunt: Share Your Words, And Play Nice, OR\nELSE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Rocket Science 101a Special Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nTheir Infinite, Innocent, Infantile Wisdom, From High Above Any\nExisting Lofty Ivory Tower, NASA Rocket Scientists Have Graced Us,\nWith Yet Another Press Release! Blaming Everyone In The World, For\nRefusing To Listen, To Their Repeated Dire Warnings For, GLOBAL\nWARMING! Anonymous Sources Have Been Quoted As Saying, "None Of\nYou Idiots Can Even Use A Stupid Dictionary, But We Decided To Warn\nYou Anyway! Shame On You!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Brain Surgery 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDue\nTo His Laboratory Unexpectedly Burning To The Ground! Dr Frankenstein\nhas announced his intention to move to Australia, with the insurance\nmoney, and hopes to avoid, Burning Down The House Again! Instead, he\nwants to experiment on live monkeys instead, as much safer. Many\nsympathize with his sudden tragic loss, and wish him nothing but good\nfortune in Australia. His work is invaluable to the medical\nprofession, and his selfless ambition is nothing less, than to\nproduce immortality for everyone! By, merely transplanting the head\nof one monkey, onto the body of another! He also hopes to produce,\nhis own version of, "Planet Of The Apes!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDr\nFrankenstein is a well known animal rights activist: HE EVEN EATS\nVEGAN! And, is extremely health conscious, while still pumping iron\nfor his Professional Wrestling Debus. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Mental Health 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nAn Insane World, Sanity Is Flat-Out Impossible! So, Get Over It\nAlready! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nCarl\nRogers Was Mr Rogers! Get Over It Already!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Illegal Aliens 101a For Newbies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\npolice have asked us to request illegal aliens, stop trying to bribe\nthem! Normally, I don’t speak for the cops, but they say you can’t\nafford them, and its getting embarrassing. They are not Professional\nWrestlers, nor do they work for the Cartels, and to please try to\nshow just a little more respect for the law! You would think its a\nfree country! You guys don’t even know how to bribe cops! You have to\nbribe City Hall first! You simply cannot afford City Hall! Why in the\nHell do you think you’re here in the US in the first place!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Abject Stupidity 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFrankly,\nPete and Repeat! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nWe\nInvented This Class, Just For The Two Of You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nthought long and hard about it…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGo\nSee The School Nurse! Oh, I Am The School Nurse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBendover\nand assume the position!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwant to know just how hot you get!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\ninsurance, only covers so much!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOtherwise,\nI’d take you out back of the school!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\ntwo of you are so lame, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nI\ncould fight you both with one hand tied behind my back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwould hand you over to the cops,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nyou wouldn’t last a day in a drunk tank!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nCount Your Blessings, And Bendover, And Assume the Position!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Global Warming 101a…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nare trying our best to use fewer electrons, hoping to combat Global\nWarming but, ever since our computers fried in the heat, from the\nfire, and shutting off the air-conditioner would be suicide, we’re\nasking for suggestions. Any concerning how to deal with Global\nWarming. Magic Crystals, whatever ya got. We already tried "Magic\nSea Horses", and they were delicious, but wild, and now an\nendangered species, like the rest of us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlgae\nappear to be the future, on the lunch menu that is, and we’re\nbeginning to get desperate. Some are suggesting we call it, "Soylant\nGreen" while, others, are suggesting we "Eat The Rich",\nbut nobody I know can afford to eat rich food, much less, the rich!\nAnd, eating each other, is a good way to get yourself killed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Numerology 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nLets\ngo by the numbers, just for once, shall we? And, go over these\nnumbers one at a time, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nPete\nAnd Repeat! One Plus One, Equals Two! I want to make damn straight\nsure you actually comprehend! All The MATH You Have Copied, Off Other\nPeople’s Papers! AND, ALL THE NUMEROLOGY YOU ADDED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Anarchism 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nleave the room for thirty seconds, and all HELL breaks loose! Where’s\nMother Jones With Her Broom When You Need Her! The only other person\nI know of, who refused to labeled a "Political-Anarchist!"\nBecause, of course, she knew how to share her words and play nice!\nAnd, knew damned well, EXACTLY WHO DIDN’T! SOME, BY FIRST NAME! You\nguys are living in the Matrix! With Elon Musk! Already, somewhere on\nMars! Next, you’ll be demanding a "Twitter Class" For\nComplete Twits! Jerry’s Kids, For Twitter Twits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Agricultural Science 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tContributing\nto Global Warming and Environmental Destruction is for commercial\nagriculture! And, NOT ACCEPTABLE IN THIS SCHOOL! NOR, IS BURNING DOWN\nTHE HOUSE! While, agriculture is a touchy subject right now! When the\nslightest sparks can ignite a forest fire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Animal Husbandry 101a For Newbies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\nofficial, all the animals are dying. ALL OF THEM. Soon, there may no\nlonger be even enough fish in the sea. So, we canceled this class,\nbut the Pet Store still sells gerbils. Dr Strangelove is working on\nproducing genetically engineered Star Trek Tribbles! Of course, the\nproblem is, they don’t prevent you from dying, so Klingons hate them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Time Travel 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThis\nis most certainly NOT! Back To The Future! Your skateboards are not\n"hoverboards!" I love a good skateboard as much as anyone!\nWith real trucks and real wheels! BIG WHEELS! But, if you only care\nabout skating through life, make it at least count for something!\nOther than, killing yourselves, or unwary passing pedestrians! I\nsuggest you: BLOW UP YOUR FUCKING TV! Its obviously, rotting your\nbrain! Stop watching reruns of Gilligan’s Island and Beavis And\nButthead! WATCH BETTER CARTOONS! PAY ATTENTION TO THE CARTOON! THE\nROARING SILENCE, IS YOUR BRAIN, GOING DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN! WHILE,\nTHE DAMN REMOTE, IS STILL IN YOUR FUCKING HAND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nRemember:\nA Jedi’s Light Saber, Is Useless, For Smoking Crack In The Garage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCrack\nIs Beyond Wacky Tacky Tasteless Bullshit, And You Only Wish It Was\nOdorless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’m\nGreen, That Doesn’t Mean I’m Naive! It Means, I’m Permanently Pissed\nOff!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nI Haven’t Been Laid In Over Eight Hundred Years! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nPreferring\nTo Spend My Time Practicing With My Light Saber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nDON’T TEMPT ME! OR, ELSE! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nYou\nWill Find Out, Just How Skilled I Really Am!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWith\nMy Light Saber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Meteorology 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tGlobal\nWarming has already ensured that attempting to even discuss the\nweather, is now considered quite rude. Personally, I’m not a porn\nstar, on the boob tube, flashing my tits at you, and I like to run my\nmouth, and cuss like a sailor, but I don’t get paid enough to avoid\nbeing censored! Nonetheless, some still like it hot, so we’re selling\nthis class, to the highest bidder. Maybe Fox News or Meta! They’re\nbring the weather girl to VR headsets! SO, YOU CAN BE A COUCH POTATO,\nFOR THE REST OF YOU SHORT LIFE! AND, NEVER HAVE TO LOOK OUT THE\nFUCKING WINDOW AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Wave Physics 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAfter\na century of searching for room temperature superconductivity, at\nlong last, physicists have finally discovered a possible answer.\nReporting that the secret seems to be to:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSwing\nYour Hips Like Elvis, using wild oscillating gyrations! Life Is Wavy\nGravy Baby, In Any Singularity! Yet, physicists are only now\nbeginning to catch on, that its Singularity Physics 101! TOO MUCH\nMENTAL MASTURBATION, CAN ONLY MAKE YOU GO BLIND! WHILE, THE LOUDER\nYOU SHOUT INTO THE MICROPHONE, THE MORE DEAF YOU BECOME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIts\nofficial baby, academic objectivity is now on sale! At the fucking\nDollar Store! But, they hate to admit it, and prefer to censor\neverything instead. BEING SENSITIVE, ABOUT JUST ANY DAMN FOOL,\nTOUCHING THEIR DIAPER! But, their favorite realy TV show is about to\nreceive, YET ANOTHER EXPENSIVE REALITY CHECK! While, everyone I know\nhas been yelling all along: CHANGE THE FUCKING CHANNEL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEither\nyou know how to share your words and play nice on the damned\nplayground kid, or go home, and give it up. STOP SHOOTING YOUR MOUTH\nOFF! YOU ARE MERELY CONTRIBUTING TO GLOBAL WARMING! WITH ALL THE\nENDLESS CRAP YOU KEEP SPOUTING! Leave the rest of us, alone, to die\nin peace, or rise to the occasion! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTELL\nIT FOX NEWS! SEE IF THEY GIVE A CRAP! Leaving the real talking, to\nthe adults. The latest studies all confirm, all with the other\ndrunken slobs, ACADEMICS CONTRIBUTE THE MOST HOT AIR OF ALL! FILM AT\n11:00PM, ON FOX NEWS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Assholes 101a For Assholes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnly\nAn Asshole Would Care, What Goes Into Someone Asshole, And Who Puts\nIt There!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nDon’t Be An ASSHOLE! Use The Damn Suppositories I Already Gave You!\nYou Can’t Seriously Expect Me To Do This For You All The Time! Stop\nTrying To Argue With Me:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBENDOVER,\nAND ASSUME THE POSITION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThis\nCourse, Is Not An Elective!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Etiquette 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPeople\nAre Strange, When You’re A Stranger, So Learn How To Be On Your Best\nBehavior! OR, ELSE! Faces Look Ugly, When You’re Unwanted, WOMEN SEEM\nEVIL AND WICKED! WHEN YOU ARE UNWANTED! STREETS ARE ONLY A HOLE IN\nTHE GUTTER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDON’T\nGO THERE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Ignorant Bliss 101a For Assholes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nIgnorant Bliss That Can Be Spoken Of, Can Never Quite Do The Unspoken\nIgnorant Bliss Complete Justice! SO, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! Fart, And\nBe Happy Campers! OR, ELSE! We Closed All The Vents In This Room,\nJust For You To Experience, The Full Impact, Of Your Own Ignorant\nBliss! Why Did You Think I Gave You Suppositories In The First Place!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nNow,\nBreath, Breath In The Air, Don’t Be Afraid, To Care….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou’re\nIn Safe Hands Now, With Massa Yoda, At The State Funny Farm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nAt Piece, Or Become A Peace Of Work, I’d Rather Not Deal With!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nHoney Bucket Is In The Corner, Along With The Dunce Cap.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Accounting 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nThis Day And Age Of Global Warming, Environmental Destruction, And\nImpending Doom, Gloom, And Apocalypse, Our Budgets And Bank Accounts\nAre Insufficient! We Now Have No Real Choice: PAY IT FORWARD SUCKER,\nOR DIE! There’s Only So Much Room Left On Life-Raft Planet Earth! FOR\nMORE LOWBROW THREE STOOGES SLAPSTICK! We Must All Decide For\nOurselves, What Is A Slave, And Who Is The Master! It Matters Not,\nHow Straight The Gate, How Charged The Scripture Of The Scroll! We\nAre The Masters Of Our Own Fates! The Captains Of Our Immortal Souls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMars\nIs Not Nearly As Far Away As You Might Think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nWay Too Fucking Expensive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nIts All Hands On Deck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLet\nMe Hear You Shout It!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nSAY WE ALL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUSA,\nMASSA YODA, YOUSA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Driver’s License 101a Remedial Course!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDriving\nOur Only Student Driving Car, Right Over The Fucking Cliff! Is Simply\nNot Acceptable! Sadly, We Simply Cannot Afford The Insurance.\nThankfully, The Girl Scouts Sold Cookies For A New One! However, I\nAssured Everyone, Including Their Troop Leader:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIT\nWOULD NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nSO,\nBENDOVER, AND ASSUME THE POSITION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Theology 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nYou Never Learn Anything Else, Know This, For Yourself! And, Know\nThyself, There’s No Shame In It! Karma Is Only A Bitch, Because God\nNever Makes Mistakes! And, Anyone Who Tells You Otherwise, IS A\nFUCKING LIAR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Meditation 101a For Assholes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMeditate,\nUpon The Sublime Lime Jell-O! Pete And Repeat! We Collectively\nDecided To Create This Special Class, Just For You Two! Oh, Its my\nlunch time! I Love A Good Show When I Eat! Now, Don’t Move, Don’t\nMove An Inch! Just Breath, Breath In The Air… Now I’m Going To\nListen To Little White Noise! My Fingernails, On The Chalk Board! Of\nCourse, I Have Noise Canceling Headphones! I’m Teacher, And We Always\nBuy Best!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDamn,\nSomeone Opened The Vents!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Miracles & Wonders! 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNobody\nI Know Every Did A Damn Thing To Deserve To Be Born! The Miracle Is\nThat This Sad Excuse For Humanity, Has Actually Survived This Long!\nBut, Curiosity Killed The Cat, And You Never Wanna Know How Hot Dogs\nAre Made! Thus, Wonder Remains The Beginning Of All Wisdom, Or You\nQuickly Discover, Who Has Become Your Own Worst Enemy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Circle Jerks 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI’ll\nBe The Round About, My Words Will Take You Out And Out! We’ll Spend\nThe Day…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nWay! GO AHEAD, HAVE IT YOUR WAY! I WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Ancient Wisdom 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nPast Is Not Just A Memory, The Future Is Not Just A Dream, IN THE\nNOW, IS THE REALITY! That Was Zen, This Is NOW! So, Fart And Be Happy\nCampers! Or, Go To Bed Without Your Supper! HOW CAN YOU EAT YOUR\nPUDDING WITHOUT A SPOON!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Blind Justice 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nDevil Went Down To Georgia, Down To The Cross-Roads, Just To Get His\nMug Shots! Interpol Won’t Be Able To Print His New Wanted Posters\nFast Enough! He Has Fans Everywhere, And Has Been Indited For\nTrafficking In Counterfeit Copies Of His Own Posters. Thus Far, He\nHas Eluded Capture, And Escaped From Every Preschool And Kindergarten\nHe Was Sent To, And Is Currently Believed To Be In Desperate Need Of\nA Diaper Change. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nSupreme Court Has Ruled That Copyright Infringement Is A Capital\nCrime, Punishable By Death, Especially In The Case Of Mickey Mouse!\nMicrosoft Has Supported Their Ruling. Be Advised: Approach Donald\nDuck With Caution!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNow,\nThe Supreme Court Is Complaining That Congress Needs To Write A New\nConstitution, And There Simply Ain’t No Damn Justice; IN OR OUT OF\nCOURT! Justice Rolls Off The Tongue, Like Fine Wine, Or Pure\nMoonshine! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI’m\nBeing Followed By A Moonshadow… Moonshadow… Moonshadow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJustice\nIs Blind, Because They Never Do Get The Punchlines! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nMental\nMasturbation Never Did Cut The Mustard And,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMerely\nGreases Palms! SO, DON’T DO THE CRIME, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU CAN’T PAY THE DIME! DON’T DO IT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThrow\nAll The Lawyers Into The Sea If You Really Want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nOnly After You Copyright And Patent The Machine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAn\nElectromagnetic Mass Launcher, Throws Crap Much Further!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nIs The Most Reliable For The Job!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYou\nCan Publish Such Plans In The Public Domain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nCopyright Them As Complete Fiction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nAlso Happens To Describe Reality,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAccording\nTo Mathematics And Physics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nIt Would Still Contribute To Global Warming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLikely,\nKilling Every Remaining Shark In The Seven Seas!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nIf We Let The Lawyers Live, They’ll Kill Us With All The Hot Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHate,\nIs Such A Terrible Thing To Waste, On Mindless Cold-Blooded Animals!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nAre Rapidly Going Extinct, Along With The Rest Of Us! When Justice Is\nLost, There Remains Only Ritual Justice, And There Ain’t No Justice,\nIn Or Out Of Court. Justice Becomes A Blow-Hard, Merely Contributing\nTo Global Warming. And, A Ritual That Nobody I Know Can Afford!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNot\nAt The Prices She Demands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Gambling 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nMafia Has Some Right To Claim, They Own Vegas, If For No Other\nReason, Then Because They’re Italian! YOU, YOU, YOU! Do Not Own The\nFucking Bathroom! Nor Is It A Motel 8 Ball For You To Move Into! If\nYou Are Hellbent On Getting Killed Faster, Keep Using Loaded Dice In\nThe Middle Of Harlem! Its Just Faster, Vegas Has A Psych Ward,\nHarlem, Never Needed One, But The Mafia Wouldn’t Give You Two A Job\nScrubbing Toilets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Childhood’s End 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nLorax Warned Us All, But None Dared Step Forward To Speak For The\nTrees.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nListen For The Sound Of One Hand Clapping, In Yet Another Dimension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nSame Hollow Ringing Sound, That The Supreme Court Makes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nThey Finally Decide To Pretend To Make A Decision!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt\nIs The Sound And The Fury, Of Money Doing All Of The Driving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMoney\nDoing All Of The Talking, Worth Anyone Listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nThe Lights Are Only Left On Because Nobody’s Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nSame Roaring Silence, Of A Train wreak In Motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSignifying\nNothing Except, More Childish Pretensions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nMoney Does All The Talking, None Bothers To Listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nArthur\nC. Clark Was A Child Himself With Romantic Notions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLiving\nIn His Own Private Idaho Fantasy World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAny\nDamn Fool Who Romanticizes Puberty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMust\nBe Insane Or, Still A Damn Child!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChevy\nChase Kept Falling On His Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nArlo\nGuthrie, Became A Nature Boy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPumping\nIron On The Beach Of Maui!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAllan\nWatts Was Another Academic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nTaboo Against Knowing Who You Are Is Medieval!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInstead,\nTrust In The Timeless Wisdom Of Socrates!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnow\nThyself, There Is No Shame In It!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nWe Must All Inevitably Grow Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStop\nJacking Off, Like The Supreme Court!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStop\nPissing All Over Ourselves Like Congress!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClass\nDismissed, Now Be Sure To Behave Yourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt\nOnly Hurts Worse When You Can’t Laugh Anymore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nDon’t Get Carried Away, Or You’ll Merely Go Blind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Poetry In Motion 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMy\nMama Never Done Told Me The Facts Of Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nI Decided To Take Up Animal Husbandry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nPeople Call Me Poetry In Motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCause\nI’m In Need Of Some Restraint!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnastasia,\nScreemed And Begged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\nCourse, I’m Married To My Job!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nAnother Animal Rights Activist!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nTell You One Time, You’re To Blame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDefending\nThe Ecology For Corporations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nPlease Allow Me To Introduce Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’m\nA Man Of Wealth And Taste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUse\nAll Your Well Learned Politeness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr,\nI’ll Lay Your Soul To Waste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPleased\nTo Meet You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHope\nYou Guess My Name!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nWhat’s Puzzling You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nThe Nature Of My Game!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHave\nSome Courtesty, Some Sympathy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’m\nA Man Of Extreme Wealth And Taste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nShouted Out Who Killed The Kennedys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nAfter All It Was You And Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWoo-Woo,\nWoo-Woo, Woo-Woo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n Pleased\nTo Meet You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWon’t\nYou Guess My Name!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nAs Every Cop Is A Criminal!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nAll The Damned Sinners Saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nHeads Is Tails, Just Call Me Lucifer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStole\nMany A Man’s Lame Soul And Faith!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGet\nDown Yea, Get On Down To The Ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake\nMy Number, I’m A High Paid Consultant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nThe Pentagon, Who Know Me Dr Strangelove!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRolling\nStones, Massa Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tReal\nPoetry In Motion, Never Has Sypathy For The Devil, Nor The Slightest\nBit Of Mercy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nLet\nMe Here You Say:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nSay We All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Bullshit Kung Fu: Mass Media Bullshit 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nLorax Demanded To Know, Who Speaks For The Trees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nTo Have People Assume He Was Their Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLike\nHorton, Come To Save Them From Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nSilence Is Still Deafening The Lorax Complained!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nThe Great Lorax, Was Never Heard From Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPersonal\nGrowth Demands Greater Personal Sacrifice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nSpeaks For The Trees, None Speaks For Ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’ve\nAll Heard This Same, Mass Media Bullshit Before!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRise\nUp! Rainbow Warriors, Rise Up, Speak For The Trees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRemember\nThe Lorax, Who Was Our One Damn Good Friend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nWho Has Not Been Heard From Ever Since, He Complained!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDr\nSeuss, Massa Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tToo\nMany Today Are Now Dying From A Broken Heart! In A Broken World, That\nNo Longer Has Any Love To Spare! Like The Lorax, They Have Retreated\nFrom The Walking Dead Zombies, Killing Everything In Sight,\nEverything They Touch, Including The Human Heart! Blow Up Your TV,\nThrow Away Your Papers, Move Into The Country, And Learn How To Speak\nFor The Trees, And Fight For Your Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nLet\nMe Hear Shout It Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nSAY WE ALL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Copycat Copyrights 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCopying\nCopyrights, Or Answers Off Someone Else’s Paper, Is Punishable By\nDeath!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMicrosoft\nIs Putting Watermarks On Everything, Including Ourselves. The Number\nOf The Beast Is Now Stamped On Every Electronic Device, And We Are\nNext! Copying Anyone’s Answers Off Their Papers, Has Now Become\nPunishable By Death! While, Black Lives No Longer Matter! They Are\nBut The First To Be Sacrificed, On Wall Street Alters, And In The\nPentagon’s Basement.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAsk\nYourselves, How Much Blood Has Been Sacrificed To Beavis And Butthead\nOnline! Ask Yourself, At What Great Cost Do We Sacrifice Our\nHumanity, On The Alter Of Mammon, In A World Rapidly Spiraling Down\nThe Fucking Toilet! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Mental Slavery 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMental\nSlavery Is Origin Of All Slavery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPromoted\nTo This Very Day By Academia!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nCould Not Teach A Child How To Even Use A Dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nSave A Single Black Life, Much Less Their Very Own!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlacks\nAnd Children Are Canaries In The Coal Mines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nThey Die, It Means The Rest Are Next!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEmancipate\nYourself From Mental Slavery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nBut Ourselves Can Free Our Minds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHave\nNo Fear For Atomic Energy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nNone Of Them Can Stop The Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nIs No Point In Shouting At The Deaf!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nIs No Point In Watching Idiots Debate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nArguing\nNonstop Over The Definition Of Stupid!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCovering\nTheir Ears, Screaming I Can’t Hear You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Have, Too Much Time On Your Hands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nYou Must Make The Time, Or Soon Die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRise\nAbove Yourself And Rise To The Occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nThere Is No Real Time Left For Any To Waste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLearn\nTo Be Still, Listening To The Sound Of Silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nEndlessly Screaming At The Top Of Your Lungs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nALL\nTHE PEOPLE AND ANIMALS ARE NOW DYING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nMENTAL SLAVERY, IS COMPOSED OF RITUALS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nDEAD END OF ALL HONESTY AND COMPASSION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nBEGINNING OF DONALD DUCK’S TOTAL CONFUSION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBob\nMarley, Massa Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Desperation 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDesperate\nPeople Do Desperate Things:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nINCLUDING\nLYING NONSTOP, AS IF THEY WERE DONALD DUCK! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nOr,\nTraders On The NYSE! Avoid Desperation At All Costs, Learn How To\nShare Your Words And Play Nice! OR, I WILL SHOW THE REAL MEANING OF\nDESPERATION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: The Finger 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\tNever\nConfuse The Finger Pointing At The Moon, With The Moon Itself!\nRemaining Vigilant Whenever Approaching The Dark Side Of The Moon!\nCareful, To Bring K-Y With You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Hate 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPeople\nHate On Me All The Time, Been There, Done That, Got The Fucking\nT-Shirt, Because I Support Them! Even The Dali Lama Won’t Talk To Me,\nExcept When I’m Asleep! Of Course, I Talk To Myself All The Time In\nMy Sleep, But Never When Awake: Its A Sign Of Insanity! So, Please,\nFeel Perfectly Free, To Hate On Me All You Want, But Remember:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHATE\nIS SUCH A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE, ON ASSHOLES LIKE ME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Zen Bullshit 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nSchizophrenia That Can Be Spoken Of, Is Not The True Schizophrenia,\nJust Ask Any Psychologist! Therefore: MEDITATE UPON THE SUBLIME LIME\nJELL-O! While, I Hit You Over The Head, Gently, With My Yard Stick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Nobody Ever Listens To Me 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNobody\nEver Listens To Me, Not Least Of All Myself! So, Get Over It Already!\nOR, ELSE! You’ll Never Be Able To Hear Anyone Else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Time 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\nIt Comes To Time, 90% Of This Game Is Half-Mental! The Philosopher\nZeno, Believed That Time Is Either On Your Side, Or Against You! Are\nYou Moving Through Time? Or, Is Time Moving You? Is Anything Actually\nMoving At All? Einstein’s Relativity Describes "Time Dilation",\nSimilar To How Time Passes Slower, In A Waiting Room, Especially, At\nThat Time Of The Month, When You’re In A Rush Or, About To Die! In\nContrast, Quantum Mechanics Describe Time As Neither Existing, Nor\nNot Existing But, Rather, Begging The Question Of What Is The Sound\nOf One Hand Clapping, And Making No Damn Sense Whatsoever! These Are\nAll Timeless Questions, Which Are Still Being Investigated To This\nDay, But It Was The Ancient Greek Philosopher Heraclitus, Who Summed\nThem Up When He Asked Whether It Is Possible, For Anyone Individual\nTo Step Into The Same Pile Of Crap Twice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nIssue Of Exactly What Is Time, What Is The Time, Do Have Too Little,\nOr Too Much Time, And Is Time Merely The Deepest Pile Of Crap Ever\nConceived, Are Being Hotly Debated In Academia, Who Obviously Have\nToo Much Time On Their Hands. Proving That The Teacher’s Union Is\nEither On Your Side, And You Are Either On Time Or Not, Or I Will\nMake The Time, And Insist You Work Over-Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Buggering 101a For Buggers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nForce Is Strong With This One!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nA True Jedi Must Listen To Their Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nReally Hate When People Cuss Me Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nSomething I Really Prefer To Do Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPreferably,\nWhile Using Quantum Mechanics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFighting\nIn The Never-Ending Clone Wars!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrust\nMe, Incest Is Never Best!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhich\nIs Why We Banned Cloning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nA Fine Day To Be In The Marines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Just So Happen To Be A Marine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho’s\nNot A Clone Of An Inbred Asshole!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nListen To What Ya Mama Says!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSometimes,\nI Really Hate Myself In Earnest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut\nI Never Bother To Really Listen To Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nMama Give Me Endless Chores To Do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Are Very Good, And Listen To Ya Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShe\nMight Even Let You Pick Your Own Chores!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nListen To Mother Nature, Heed Her Warnings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nTo The Sounds Of Silence Emerge From Within!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR,\nELSE, YOU BECOME YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPAINTING\nA TARGET, FOR THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO\nWILL GLADLY OBLIGE YOUR SUICIDAL TENDENCIES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nYOU BECOME ABSOLUTELY USELESS TO ANYONE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Listening 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nSeldom Listen To Myself, Why Bother? Rather Than Listening To Trivial\nThings, A Great Jedi Feels The Force Flow Through Him, While\nListening To The Sounds Of Silence, And One Hand Clapping! Only Then,\nCan You Listen As Well As You Hear.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Grounded 101a For Inbred Assholes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYou’re\nGrounded! If You Sneak Out Again, And They Don’t Stomp You Into The\nDirt On The Playground, I Will!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Shut The Fuck Up! 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tStrong\nWinds Do Not Last, Nor Does The Pounding Rain SO, SHUT THE FUCK UP!\nOr, Someone Will Likely Pound Into The Dirt Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Playground Justice 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWe\nAre All Recidivists, Orphans, Lost Boys And Girls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStruggling\nTo Make More Sense Out Of Life On The Playground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nPlayground Justice Is Meted Out By Mama Nature Herself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nThe Only Hanging Judge Who Can Really Lock The Door!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nThrow Away The Key Forever, Is Always Ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet,\nThe Greater Truth We All Share Can Never Be Denied!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEmancipate\nYourself From Mental Slavery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nBut Ourselves Can Free Our Minds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHave\nNo Fear For Atomic Energy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nNone Of Them Can Stoppa Da Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWon’t\nYou Help Me Sing…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThese\nSongs Of Freedom…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey’re\nAll I’ve Ever Had…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShout\nIt Out Loud, SO SAY WE ALL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Pretty Words 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nAre All Immersed In Nature’s Undeniable Beauty, Even When We Live In\nThe City! Yet, The Most Beautiful Of All Things Great And Small, What\nForever Remains The Most Enchanting Music To My Tired Old Ears: IS\nTHE STUPID TRUTH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Nowhere Man 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEVERYWHERE\nYA GO, THERE YOU ARE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nIf Ya Don’t Know Where Yer Going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nMIGHT ALREADY BE THERE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHATEVER\nTHE HELL YOU DO:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEVER\nALLOW YOURSELF TO BECOME A NOWHERE MAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBefore\nYou Know It, You’ll Be Using A Bowl To Cut Your Hair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBetter\nTo Find At Least Enough Ambition To:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMEDITATE\nUPON THE SUBLIME LIME JELL-O!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nI Hit You Over The Head, Gently, With My Yard Stick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFART,\nCHANT, AND BE HAPPY, YAPPY, JOY, JOY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\tMEDITATE\nUPON THE SUBLIME LIME JELL-O! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nI HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD, GENTLY, WITH MY YARD STICK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFART,\nCHANT, AND BE TRULY STUPID! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nHARI,\nHARI, HAIRY HARI, RAMA, RAMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSING\nIT OUT LOUD: MY SWEET LORD…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMY,\nMY, OH, MY, MY, MY SWEET LORD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKRISHNA\nFOOD IS LIKE CHINESE FOOD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHALF\nAN HOUR LATER YOU’RE HUNGRY AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBE\nSURE TO SAY GRACE, IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMAKE\nSURE WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF TOILET PAPER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPETA\nIS COMING OVER LATER, TO FEED THE BABY ELEPHANT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Insanity 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI\nADMIT IT, I OVER DID IT! AND JOINED THE MARINES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nARE WHAT YOU IS, AND THAT’S ALL IT TIS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nBE STUPID, AND BE ALL YOU CAN BE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMY\nBROTHER-IN-LAW JOINED THE MARINES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nURUH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nHAVE A SPECIAL FAMILY CERIMONY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nJUST SUCH JOYOUS OCCASIONS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMARINES\nREQUIRE EXTENSIVE HOUSEBREAKING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nCAN ALWAYS TELL EXACTLY HOW LONG, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nA\nMARINE HAS BEEN AT ADRIFT SEA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBY\nHOW PISSED OFF THEY ARE:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAT\nNEVER GETTING LAID!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nITS\nALWAYS FIRST STAR ON THE RIGHT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nSTRAIGHT ON TIL MORNING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Bible Studies 101a For Shitheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMEDITATE\nUPON THE SUBLIME LIME JELL-O!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nI HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD, HARD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWITH\nMY GRANDMOTHER’S GIDEON’S BIBLE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGRANMA\nBABYSAT FOR LORETTA LYNN HERSELF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHE BLACK FOOTHILLS OF KENTUCKY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSHE\nTAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nABOUT\nHOW TO THUMP A BIBLE HARD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nI ALSO TOOK LESSONS FROM TV!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGRANNY\nON THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGREEN\nACRES WAS ALWAYS TOO EXPENSIVE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nWAY TO LEARN TO LOVE THE HOLY BIBLE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIS\nTO FORCE IT DOWN EVERYONE’S THROAT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nBIBLE CAN BE TOUGH ON ANYONE’S LOVE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN,\nTHERE’S SO LITTLE LOVE TO GO AROUND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nNOBODY KNOWS HOW TO USE A DICTIONARY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHEE\nHAW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET\nME HEAR TO SAY:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUSA\nMASSA YODA, YOUSA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAMAZING\nGRACE HAPPENS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJUST\nLIKE INSTANT COFFEE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN\nYOU USE SUPPOSITORIES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nINSTEAD\nOF KNOCKING ON HEADS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Spirituality 101a For Idiots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEinstein\nWas A Big Baby! Who Complained About Spooky Monsters In His Closet!\nDon’t Be Spooked By Your Own Fucking Bullshit! Don’t Become A Big\nBaby Like Einstein! Rather, Confront The Monsters In Your Closet!\nBecome Spiritual Instead, About Spooky Monsters! Or, The Skeltons In\nYour Closet May Pile Up, Into A Mountain Of Regrets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNow,\nWhere That Pinkie Go…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Witches 101a For La La Land!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nFAR\nTOO MANY STILL BELIEVE TO THIS VERY DAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nWITCHES ARE ALL EVIL AND UGLY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY’RE\nJUST WOMEN, LIKE ANY OTHER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGROUND\nCONTROL TO MAJOR TOM…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGROUND\nCONTROL TO MAJOR TOM…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nARE OBVIOUSLY UNDER PRESSURE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCLICK\nYOUR HEALS TOGETHER THREE TIMES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nRETURN IMMEDIATELY TO THE PLANET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOUR\nMOST EXPERIENCED PSYCHOLOGIST!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDAVID\nBOWIE IS ON THE LANDING PAD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEAGERLY\nAWAITING YOUR RETURN TO EARTH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNASA\nMENTAL HEALTH REGULATIONS REQUIRE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nIMMEDIATELY RECEIVE A FULL LOBOTOMY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nSPACE CADET CORE SALUTES YOUR SERVICE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDONALD\nDUCK HIMSELF WILL PRESENT YOU WITH A METAL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Trolls 101a For The More Obnoxious!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nEasiest Way To Get A Troll To Shut The Fuck Up! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nIs\nTo Mention That Almost Every Website!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nDesigned To Attract Trolls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nTo Use Analog Logic, Which Shuts Them All Up! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nRattling\nThem To The Very Cores! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nI\nAm The Wu Li Master Of The Tao Te Ching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nShockwave Rider!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nRides The Great Rainbow Fractal Dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nMake Conservatives Turn Beet Red Embarrassing Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWanna\nPoliticians And Anarachists Alike!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChase\nTheir Own Tails In The Corner!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPhysicists\nAnd Philosophers Contract Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAt\nThe Drop Of A Hat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCunning\nLinguists Take Up Raising Chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAttempting\nTo Determine Which Way The Wind Blows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nBecause, I Actually Know Perfectly Damn Well!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHow\nTo Share My Words, And Play Nice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBring\nIt On Suckers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMama\nDidn’t Raise No Damn Fools!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMy\nBullshit Kung Fu Is Unbeatable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBruce\nLee School Of No Class, No Style, No Brainer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nTaste Whatsoever, Bullshit Kung Fu!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nMake You Cry, And Run Home To Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nComplaining\nI Don’t Fight Fair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Fairies 101a For The Dense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nFairies\nDo Not Give Anyone Koodies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGET\nOVER IT ALREADY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKarma\nChameleon You Are Not!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNor,\nAre You Boy George!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr,\nGeorge Micheal For That Matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet,\nYour Guilty Feet Still Ain’t Got No Rhythm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nSHUT THE FUCK UP!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Would Only Take The Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nSHUT THE FUCK UP!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIGNORANCE\nCAN BE BLISS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGround\nControl To Major Tom…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGround\nControl To Major Tom…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Munchkins 101a For The Walking Dead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nYOU\nDON’T FUCK WITH JERRY’S KIDS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nDON’T FUCK WITH BIG BIRD EITHER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHE\nHAS TO CRAP IN HIS DIAPER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHAT\nCOMES AROUND GOES AROUND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nAROUND AND AROUND AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAGAIN,\nAND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDON’T\nLET ANYONE EVER TELL YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKARMA\nISN’T A BITCH! SHE’S YA MAMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nYOU WILL LEARN TO LOVE AND RESPECT HER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR,\nELSE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET\nME HEAR YOU SAY: SO SAY WE ALL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUSA,\nMASSA YODA, YOUSA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCAPTAIN\nCOOK WAS NEVER SOMEONE TO ADMIRE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDR\nSTRANGELOVE IS BEST KEPT A STRANGER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nHELL HATH NO FURY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIKE\nMAMA NATURE SCORNED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRISE\nUP WARRIORS OF THE RAINBOW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRISE\nUP! SPEAKING YOUR BEAUTIFUL WORDS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nONLY THE TRUTH CAN SET ANYONE FREE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFREEDOM\nIS THE RIGHT TO BE HAPPY WITH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNOT\nFUCKED WITH ROLLING IN THE GUTTER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nALL\nOUR WORST JOKES TURN INTO NIGHTMARES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nAS YEA SOW, SO SHALL YEA REAP!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nTEN COMMANDMENTS WERE NEVER ENOUGH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nITS IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID EVERY BAD JOKE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHATEVER\nYOU DO, DON’T YOU EVER GO THERE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO\nSAY WE ALL, UNTIL THE NIGHTMARES END!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Story Time 101a For Everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\nown children write our poems, and we hand the down from one\ngeneration to the next, and we hand down our family stores as well.\nGreat Grandma was a half-breed. The Cherokee told her she could stay,\nshe could keep her white boy, but the kid had to go. So, they moved\noutside a small town in the wild west. The men came out and informed\nthem, he could stay, he could keep his squaw, but the kid had to go.\nHer father disappeared, and her mother abandoned her on the doorstep\nof a Missionary family of half-breeds, with 12 kids of their own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tGrandma\nturned out to be all of 90lbs soaking wet, with blue-black hair. She\ndied at maybe the age of 90, with a permanent smile on her face. Both\ndeaf and blind, but she was always a child of God in my eyes. Nobody\nknew exactly how old she was, but she was always a child of God in my\neyes. Someone you pay attention to, and love with all your heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\nmiddle name is Bertram, the name of the man who died next to my\ngrandfather in WWI. He died in the trenches, a free Jew! In the arms\nof a German American, his best friend.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThese\nare the stories every kid I know wants to hear at bedtime. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nThese\nare the stories that really matter, these are the stories, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nThat\nFox News will never tell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nother bedtime stories would you like me tell you?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRise\nUp! Warriors of the Rainbow, Rise Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSpeaking\nyour beautiful words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThese\nare the days of miracles and wonders!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThese\nare the days that make heroes of the plain spoken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET\nTHE CELEBRATIONS BEGIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nChildhood’s End Is Upon Us Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nChildhood’s End Is Never-Ending!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nNever-Never-Never-Again Wonderland!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nREJOICE!\nALL YOU ADORABLE CLOWNS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nITS\nTHE SAME OLD SHOW ITS ALWAYS BEEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Weeping Willow 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nTap Root Of Weeping Willow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAlways\nGoes Straight To The Truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLike\nThe Center, Of The Cyclone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nTruth Brings Clarity And Peace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTELL\nME THE TRUTH NOW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR,\nI WILL MAKE YOU WEEP!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDid\nI mention? The Rainbow Dragon Bites!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGood\nGirl, Don’t Play With Your Food Too Much.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nISN’T\nSHE JUST ADORABLE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Mutts 101a For The Inbred!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI’m\nA Red-Blooded American Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHeinz\n57 Mutt, With Jeff On The Side!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nThe HELL Is Your Excuse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFORGET\nTHE T-SHIRT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nGOT THE FUCKING TATOO!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nDifficult To Explain Racism To Asians!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause,\nOf Course, We All Look Alike!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhatever\nYou Do, Never Raise Goats!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nRequire Someone With A Sense Of Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nAmazing What You Learn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nWish You Could Forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAbout\nAnimal Husbandry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWC\nFields Believed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere’s\nSucker Born Every Minute!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Be Somewhere: NOW! For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nYou\nAre Here And Warm… While, I Could Look Away…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nYou’d Be Gone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCause\nWe Live In A Time…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nMeaning Falls Like Splinters…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFrom\nOur Eyes…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nThat’s Why I’ve Come So Far…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCause\nWe Come So Together Where You Are…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nPlease Be Somewhere Now…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nAnswer The Damn Phone In Your Hand…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nThe Hell Is This Asshole? Ram Das?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHe\nMust Have Pulled His Name Out Of A Hat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Born Again Identity! 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nYou\nMust Think I Was Born Yesterday!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReborn\nAgain Born Again Identity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSome\nKind of Lame Hollywood Actor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nFIGHTING IRISHMAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWITH\nA FACE LIKE A POTATO!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMR\nPOTATO-HEAD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAn\nInspiration For The Younger Generation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nKnow, People Who Don’t Take Geritol!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nMAKE YOU CRY, AND RUN HOME TO MAMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO’S\nA SCHOOL TEACHER DAMMIT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nMIGHT AS WELL RUNAWAY FROM HOME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSparing\nHer From Having To Look At Your Ugly Mug!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNobody,\nBut Nobody, That I Know Of, Gives A Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAbout\nThe More, Truly Brain-Dead, Fighting Irish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSomebody\nHas Been Drinking Too Much Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nElse’s Drink In The Damn Bar!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nMust Think You’re Some Kind Of Action Star!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nYou Ain’t Nothing But A Hound Dog To Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nBLUE-TIC HOUND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nKinda Like To Hang Around In The Shade!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHEIR OLD AGE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCause\nThe Future’s So Bright,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey’s\nGotta Wear Shades!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nPrevent Them From Squintin’ So Hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHEIR TRULY DECREPIT INFIRMED OLD AGE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nDementia Is Your Most Defining Acting Skill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nCrew Lost On The Set In The Fucking Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nAin’t Enough Pancake Powder In The World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nHIDE THAT PARTICULARLY UGLY IRISH MUG!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’M\nADOPTED IRISH MYSELF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou’re\nA Disgrace To Irish Pride!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLeading\nThe Rear Of Every Parade!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNext\nYou’ll Be Expecting Me To Kiss Bono’s Fat Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nSing Like Suprano! With Mike And The Mechanics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nDidn’t Actually Expect To Get Away With It!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDID\nYOU! DID YOU! DID YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSome\nOf Us Have Been Around The Block!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMORE\nTHAN JUST A FEW TIMES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPick\nYerself Up Outta The Damn Gutter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nI CAN ROLL YOU RIGHT BACK IN AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nLOOK LIKE A FUCKING SLOB!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nMAKE YOU CRY, AND RUN HOME TO MAMA AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nFIGHT YOU WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY BACK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMY\nARM AIN’T BROKEN, BUT YOURS WILL SOON BE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBECAUSE\nI ALWAYS FIGHT DIRTY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEVER\nBOTHERING TO FIGHT FAIR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDid\nI Tell Ya, I Gotta Chinese Dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO\nCAN SWALLOW YOU IN ONE BITE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nSHE BITES YOU, AND YOU SURVIVE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nITS\nA LOVE-BITE AND SHE WANTS MORE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGO\nAHEAD PUNK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMAKE\nMY DAMN DAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’LL\nRUN THE OTHER FUCKING WAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIVING\nTO FIGHT, YET ANOTHER DAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nA TRULY GREAT JEDI!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFEELS\nTHE FORCE FLOW THROUGH HIM!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIKE\nMONTEZUMA’S REVENGE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEXLAX,\nK-Y JELLY, OR TAPE WORM!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGO\nWEST OLD MAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTAY\nTHE HELL OUTTA BOSTON!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJAMES\nTAYLOR MOVE ALL THE WAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nTHE FUCKING WEST COAST!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nSUGGEST YOU DO THE SAME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGET\nOUTTA MY FACE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nNEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU’RE\nAN EMBARRASSMENT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nTHE EVEN WORST IRISH PUB!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGET\nA LIFE! MAYBE AS A LAMP POST!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nONE\nWITH A BURNT OUT, LIGHT BULB!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nANY PASSING DOG CAN SHIT ON YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAFTER\nHUMPING YOU, IN THE PITCH DARK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHOW\nMANY POLOCKS DOES IT TAKE?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nSCREW IN LAMP POST LIGHT BULB?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFEWER\nTHAN YOUR TOTALLY INCOMPETENT LAME ASS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU’RE\nSO BRAIN DEAD, YOU CONAN O’BRIEN NOW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEXT\nYOU’LL BE TELLING ME YOU’RE THE STAR THE SHOW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nANOTHER\nSESAME STREET SOCK PUPPET, LOST IN WARDROBE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSHALL\nI CONTINUE? OR, TEACH YOU THE 1,2,3 ABCs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDESPITE\nBEING A BRAIN DAMAGED HIPPY DIPPY MYSELF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nCAN ACTUALLY TIE MY OWN SHOES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nCOUNT MY OWN FUCKING CHANGE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCHUMP!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRULES\nOF THE PLAYGROUND DEMAND I STOMP YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRIGHT\nINTO THE FUCKING DIRT AND UNDERGROUND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWILL STOMP YOU, YOU, YOU, INTO THE DIRT REPEATEDLY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPOUNDING\nYOU LIKE ANOTHER FUCKING DOCK PEER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTRAIGHT\nDOWN INTO THE BOSTON HARBOR MUD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nINTO\nTHE MUD! QUICK! KILL IT BEFORE IN GROWS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKILL,\nKILL, KILL, KILL, KILL! I’M YOUR BOY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN,\nKILL THE ASSHOLE ALL OVER AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBENDOVER!\nWE’RE MAKING DELIVERY IN THE REAR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWILL FUCK UP EVERY HOLE THAT YOU GOT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTIL\nYOU START THINK YOU’RE A PORN STAR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nKILL YOU ALL OVER AGAIN, AND AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO\nYOU REALLY BELIEVE YOU ARE REBORN AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJUST\nLIKE A SLIMY MOLD, OR LETHAL FUNGAL INFECTION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMAMA\nDIDN’T RAISE NO DAMN FOOLS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWORKED HARD TO BECOME THE SHITHEAD I AM!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDON’T\nTEST ME BOY! OR, TRY ANYTHING TRICKY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDON’T\nTRY TO SELL ME ANY CRAP ABOUT WEARING GLASSES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’LL\nGIVE TWO BLACK EYES, THEN MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TELL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDON’T\nTRY TO SELL ANY PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING SMACK TALK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’VE\nALREADY READ BOOK EVER WRITTEN BY DR SEUSS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nSMELL REALLY BAD OF A LIBERAL EDUCATION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nWOULD THINK YOU’RE A DAMN POLITICIAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFLASH\nUPDATE: COMING IN FROM FOX NEWS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDOROTHY\nHOUSE FELL ON A DAMN GOOD WITCH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nWE ARE LEGION! AND, WILL NEVER REST!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIKE\nALL THE COCKROACHES IN YOUR KITCHEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nLET ME PAUSE FOR ONE MORE DEEP BREATH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nWILL HUNT YOU IN THE MORNING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nWILL HUNT YOU IN THE EVENING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nWILL HUNT DOWN, LIKE A DOG!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nWILL MAKE IT A POINT TO BECOME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUR\nOWN WORST WAKING NIGHTMARE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nWILL RUE THE DAY YOU EVER SET EYES ON US!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNOW,\nEXACTLY WHERE, DID YOUR BABA GO?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYA\nBIG BABY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPEEK-A-BOO\nWE ALL SEE YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAS\nTRANSPARENT AS WET TOILET PAPER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJUST\nLIKE THE PERMINANT STAINS ON YOUR UNDERWEAR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDADDY\nWAS A SAILOR, SAILED THE OCEAN BLUE…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDADDY\nWAS AN IRISH SAILOR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTAUGHT\nME HOW CUSS AT YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBEFORE\nI’M TROUGH WITH YOU, YOU, YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU!\nWILL BEG ME FOR FORGIVENESS AND MERCY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOF\nCOURSE, I SHOW NO MERCY ON LOWLIFE LIKE YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCAUSE\nTHE ONLY DAMNED THING YOU EVER DESERVED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIS\nTHE WHOLE WORLD’S ABJECT DISTAIN AND REJECTION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGROW\nA PAIR OF BALLS, OR LET THEM FINALLY FALL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nI DON’T HAVE PRETEND YOU’RE AN ADULT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUR\nSPHINCTER IS WOUND TOO DAMN TIGHT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET\nME HELP YOU, BY GIVING YOU AN ENEMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGO\nAHEAD, MAKE MY DAY TWICE ALL OVER AGAIN!<br\/>\nBEND OVER, AND ASSUME\nTHE POSITION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFUTURAMA\nIS COMING TO GET YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMATT\nGROANING THINKS YOU’RE A CUTE CARTOON NUMBER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nOBVIOUSLY, HE NEEDS MORE PRACTICE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHE\nNEVER MASTERED THE FUCKING COLOR WHEEL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nROUND\nAND ROUND AND ROUND YOU GO!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCAUSE\nYOU NEVER WILL, LEARN TO BE STILL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMUCH\nLESS, HOW COUNT HIGHER THE TEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nKEEP A STIFF UPPER LIP YOU IRISH MIC!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU CAN’T FIND WORK IN HOLLYWOOD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nIS, WHEN I ALL THROUGH WITH YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMcDONALD’S\nSTILL HAS JOB OPENINGS TO FILL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIBERAL\nPOLITICS ON SALE AT THE DOLLAR STORE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHE WEALTHIEST COUNTRY IN THE FUCKING WORLD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET’S\nFIND OUT, WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT, SHALL WE?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET’S\nFIND OUT, JUST HOW GULLIBLE YOU ARE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBROTHER,\nCAN YOU SPARE A DIME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTIME\nIS MONEY, AND YOUR METER HAS EXPIRED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMY\nADVICE FOR ANY WANNABE HOLLYWOOD ACTORS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIS\nTO GET A REAL JOB, YOU WORTHLESS SLOBS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTOP\nACTING OUT YOUR OWN WORST NIGHTMARES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHULK\nSMASH, IS NOT SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGO\nBACK TO FUCKING KINDERGARTEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLEARN\nHOW TO MEMORIZE YOUR LINES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYA\nGOTTA HAVE BATS IN THE BELFRY TO WORK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nTHE GOD DAMN CARTOON NETWORK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHIS TRAGICALLY LAME SAD CLOWN TOWN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCHOP,\nCHOP, CHOP SUEY! WORK ON THOSE CHOPS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nWOULDN’T WANNA DISAPPOINT ALL YOUR FANS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO\nWILL RUN HOME TO MAMA, COMPLAINING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY\nHAVE TO WAIT FOR THE CIRCUS TO COME TOWN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJUST\nFOR A LITTLE DECENT ENTERTAINMENT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nSUPREME COURT IS STILL OUT TO LUNCH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPLAYING\nTENNIS WITH ALL THE BANKERS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nDON’T NEED A COURT TO PLAY GOLF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nI SWEAR TO YOU ON MY DYING MOTHER’S GRAVE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nWILL PAY DEARLY FOR EVERY DAMNED THING YOU DID!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nHAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nBOUGHT A BAG OF CHEAP CANDY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nI HIRED ALL THE BEST LAWYERS IN BOSTON!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMY\nVERY OWN TWO COUSINS! BRICK-N-BRACK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY’RE\nONLY HALF IRISH, THE REST IS POLOCK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nSAID THEY’D DO ME A FAVOR THIS TIME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nTHEIR SPECIALTY IS TELLING WOP JOKES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUSUALLY\nWORKING FOR PEOPLE LIKE ROCKY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO\nMIGHT BE MORE INTERESTED IN THE JOB!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nMAFIA IN VEGAS REALLY, REALLY, HATE THEM!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY\nMAKE YOU CRY, LIKE A DOG IN A KENNEL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nRUN ALL THE WAY HOME LIKE LASSIE TO YOUR MAMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHELL\nHATH NO FURY LIKE MAMA NATURE SCORNED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHOWLIN’\nLIKE HOWLIN’ WOLF AT THE FUCKING MOON!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nMY COUSINS ARE LAWYERS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nGOING STRAIGHT TO HELL ANYWAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nME,\nI’M GONNA WASH YOU RIGHT OUTTA MY HAIR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWASH\nMY FUCKING HANDS OF THE WHOLE SORDID AFFAIR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSERIOUSLY\nBABY, YA GOTTA GET YER ACTING TOGETHER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUR\nHOTNESS IS THE SAME TEMPERATURE AS AN ICEBERG!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMELTING\nFASTER THAN GREENLAND AND ANTARCTICA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUR\nCHEETOS ARE STALE AND YOU STINK TO HIGH HEAVEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nI HAVEN’T GOT TIME FOR MORE OF THE SAME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCERTAINLY\nNOT ENOUGH TO WASTE IT ON YOUR ASS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nGET YER ACT TOGETHER, OR TURN YOUR UNION CARD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nMAFIA RESERVED A GRAVE NEXT TO JIMI HOFFA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHERE\nTHE WILD THINGS ARE THE BEST TOYS ARE IN ATTICA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY’D\nLOVE TEACH HOW TO BENDOVER, ALL OVER AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nMAKE YOU GET DOWN OF YOUR FUCKING KNEES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nRECEIVE CONFIRMATION, AND A BENEDICTION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY\nKNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO CONVERT CATHOLICS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMAKE\nBAD ACTORS BEG THEIR AUDIENCE FOR FORGIVENESS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nONCE\nSEEN, SOME THINGS, REMAIN BURNED INTO YOUR BRAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU’D\nHAVE TO FILL LOC NESS WITH IRISH WHISKEY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nDRINK ALL THE SCOTCH IN SCOTLAND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nORDER TO FORGET IT EVER HAPPENED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nTHROW ALL THE LAWYERS INTO THE DEEP BLUE SEA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUY\nA DAMN SALT MINE, TO PICKLE YOUR BRAIN IN BRINE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU’RE\nA CULTURE OF UNENTITLEMENT, UNTO YOURSELF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nREQUIRING\nMORE INSURANCE THAT A ROCKETSHIP TO MARS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCOLLECTING\nAS MUCH DUST IN YOUR SENILE OLD AGE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAN\nA DAMN SHOP VAC CAN ACTUALLY HANDLE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nDUST DEVIL HIMSELF, WOULD GIVE UP IN DISGUST!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTREKIES\nCOLLECT Q-TIPS AND TWINKIES JUST CROSSING THE STREET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBECOMING\nTHE SINGLE LARGEST SHIT MAGNET ON THE PLANET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMANAGING\nTO ATTRACT THE INFAMOUS, PEE WEE HERMAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO\nWILL LOVE YOU LONG TIME, ALL OVER AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGO\nTO THE DOCTOR, YOU’RE SICK! HE’S GOTTA RECTAL THERMOMETER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTREATING\nTHE SEVERE PAIN IN THE ASS YOU’VE BECOME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nYO MAMA WORKS FOR VICTORIA SECRET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nORDER TO HIDE THE FACT YOUR EVEN RELATED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nSHE ACTUALLY GAVE BIRTH TO A LOSER LIKE YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUYING\nFUNERAL PLOTS IS THE ONLY REMAINING SOLUTION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nTHE FACT YOUR MOVIES KILL YOUR OWN AUDIENCE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nPILOT LIGHT SIMPLY WENT OUT A LONG TIME AGO!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE\nNOBODY EVER BOTHERED TO LIGHT IT AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY’D\nRATHER ALL DIE FROM CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUR\nVOTE NO LONGER MATTERS, TALK ABOUT ALL YOU WANT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEITHER\nYOU VOTE REPUBLICAN, OR BUY A CONGRESSMAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nSUPREME COURT JUST COSTS WAY TOO DAMN MUCH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPOLITICS\nARE IMPOSSIBLE WHEN DAMN FOOLS EVER LISTEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHERE\nCANNOT BE NO TWO DAMN WAYS ABOUT IT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMONEY\nIS DOING ALL THE TALKING WORTH LISTENING TO!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBAD\nACTORS THINK MONEY IS THE SOLUTION TO PROBLEMS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN\nNONE OF THE FOOLS EVEN COMPREHENDS REALITY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nI FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, STINGING LIKE A HORNET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nREPEATEDLY\nHITTING EM ALL RIGHT IN THE DAMN FACE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAS\nIF, I WERE BOTH KATO AND THE GREEN HORNET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nITS\nA NO BRAINER WHEN IDIOTS DON’T A CLUE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nNONE OF CAN EVEN USE A STUPID DICTIONARY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nMAKE YOU CRY, AND RUN BACK HOME TO MAMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nPUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHER YOU’RE SO PROUD OF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nASKING\nHER WHY NOBODY CAN USE A STUPID DICTIONARY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Babylon 101a For Babbling Idiots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nUse\nA Fucking Dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDon’t\nBabble Like A Complete Idiot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWork\nOn Learning To Share Your Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nPlay Nice, On Any Damn Playground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR,\nELSE! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nYOU\nMUST LEAVE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nDon’t Tolerate Playing With Words Like A Fucking Lawyer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBabylon\nHas Rejected Us, And We Reject The Tower Of Babble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEmbracing\nThe Dirt Common Dictionary, As A Holy Scripture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nCannot Attack, What You Cannot Seem To Comprehend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nStupid Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShare\nYour Words, Or I Make You Cry And Run Home To Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThis\nIs The Only Warning You Will Ever Get From Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBabylon\nHas Soundly Rejected Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nThe Tower Of Babel Must Inevitably Fall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nOur Job Is To Regain Our Own Humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nDoing The Will Of Mama Nature And God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShout\nOut As Loud As You Possibly Can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLoud\nEnough For All Of Babylon To Hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSave\nThe Children, The Tower Is Collapsing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO\nSAY WE ALL! YOUSA MASSA YODA, YOUSA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Cussing 101a For Shitheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nCan All Be Shitheads! So, Cuss More Often! You Are What You Is, And\nDats All It Tis!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nAll You Can Be, Share Your Words And Play Nice, Or Become An Even\nBigger Shithead! So, Fart, Chant, And Be Happy Slappy! While, Cussing\nLike A Sailor! At Any Idiot Who Farts In A Crowded Room! Shitheads\nScrape The Bottom Of The Barrel Of Monkeys! Looking For People\nDesperate Enough To Use A Dictionary! Whatever You Do, Don’t Watch\nBeavis And Butthead! They’re Little Boys, Who Pretend To Be A Sick\nCartoon! Sick Little Boys Try To Imitate Them All The Time! While, If\nAny Shithead Ever Decides To Leave Us, And Rejoin Babylon, We Make\nSure They’re Prepared, And Know How To Cuss!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Welcome Home! 101a For Shitheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAny\nDamn Shithead Is Welcome To Join Us, We Shout Out, "Welcome\nHome" To All Our Visitors, and "We Love You" Whenever\nWe Feel So Inclined! But, You Either Share Your Words And Play Nice,\nOr We Escort You To The Road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nSAY\nIT LOUD, SAY IT CLEAR, WE CAN LISTEN AS WELL AS WE HEAR! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nWE\nLOVE YOU! WELCOME HOME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Who The Fuck Are You! 101a For Shitheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEither\nPeople Share Their Words, And Play Nice, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nOr\nWe Must All Ask Ourselves: <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nWHO\nTHE FUCK ARE YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nAnyone Is Interested, Our Gift Shop Has A Wide Selection Of\nInspirational Music!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nFREE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Constipation 101a For Shitheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nCrap That Can Be Spoken Of, Is Not The More Enduring Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Are Constipated, The Crap Starts To Come Out Of Your Mouth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEven\nThe Whites Of Your Eyes Will Sometimes Turn Dark Brown!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nFART AND BE HAPPY! HAPPY, HAPPY, JOY, JOY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nDealing With Your Own Personal Hard Crap First!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRather\nThan, Making A Pain In The Ass Out Of Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nPain In The Ass, For Everyone! Including Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI’d\nLike To Remind Everyone, Suppositories Are Always On Sale In The Gift\nShop!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nFREE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\nSuppositories Are Dirt Cheap Homemade Ones But, Surprisingly\nEffective!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nYou Command People To: BENDOVER, AND ASSUME THE POSITION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Toys In The Attic 101a For Any Shithead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEveryone\nKeeps Their Favorites, Either In The Attic, Or Between Their Legs!\nPreventing Blindness, Requires We Play With The Toys In Attic More\nOften. They’re Safe There, From The Rest Of Us, But The Supreme Court\nDoes Not Recognize Copyrights And Patents, For Anyone’s Toys In The\nAttic! Feel Free To Play Your Toys In The Attic At Any Time, But\nDon’t Start Bouncing Off All The Walls In A Crowded Room. OR, ELSE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Meditation 101a For Big Babies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nOver Half A Century, All The Evidence Has Indicated That, For Most\nPeople, Meditation Has All The Benefits Of Taking A Nap! Meditation\nCan Be A Wonderful Spiritual Path To Enlightenment But, If You Prefer\nNot To Meditate, We May Strong Suggest, You Eat Your Yogert And\nAnimal Crackers, And Take A Nap, To Avoid Getting Cranky. OR, ELSE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Friendship 101a For Bird Brains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Want Someone To Just Talk To You, Buy A Parrot Instead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Want Someone To Encourage You To Talk, Visit Twitter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nHave A Wide Variety Of Bots To Choose From.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nIf You Want A Friend, The Proof Is Always In The Pudding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHow\nCan You Eat Your Pudding If You Don’t Eat Your Meat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEither\nThey Comprehend The Words Coming Out Of Your Mouth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nShow You Respect, Or They Are Either A Parrot, Or A Bot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDON’T\nBE A BIRD BRAIN, OR A COMPLETE TWIT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nUnless,\nYou Happen To Already Be A Bird Brain, Or A Twit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThis\nPrinciple Is Psychological And Sociological As Well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nPsychologists And Social Workers, In Particular,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCan\nBe Relentless, Believing They Have The Right To Fuck With You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nNecessary, I Recommend Being Blunt, And Telling Anyone:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nDON’T TALK TO ASSHOLES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFIND\nANOTHER ASSHOLE LIKE YOURSELF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nBE SURE TO TAKE K-Y WITH YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThese\nDays, The Only Charm Still Open, Is "Trump University!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nConservatives\nOnly Wish They It Were Possible To Attend! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nRonald\nReagan Charm School, For The Mentally Disabled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIARS\nARE A DIME A DOZEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSince\nThey Obey The Networking Systems Logic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\nA Simple Flock Of Chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nIntend To Automate, Conservative Charm School!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nSimple Fact Is, The Republican Party Is No Longer Charming.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet,\nDonald Duck, Believes He Is The Most Charming Of Them All.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nOrder To Elevate Their Lowbrow Slapstick Several Fucking Notches!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRequires\nAutomating Much Better Conservative Charm Schools!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nWatching The Feathers Fly! To See Which Way The Wind Blows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPersonally,\nI’d Rather Be Lied To Nonstop, By More Charming Liars!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Barbie’s Playhouse 101a For Infants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\nAn\nOriginal Barbie Doll Would Have To Be Seven Foot Tall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nHer Organs To Actually Work, So She Can Take A Shit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAfter\nMany Decades Of Complaining, Barbie Is Constipated!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMothers\nEverywhere Convinced Matel To Correct The Problem.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMatel\nAlso Makes The M16 Rifle, But Not A Scale Model One For Barbie!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBarbie\nIs Every Little Girls Ideal Of Immortal Perfection!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nThe Ability To Shit And Shoot Her Gun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBarbie\nIs Helpless, And Requires Our Support!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPersonally,\nI Loved My GI Joe, While Barbie Is Nobody!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nAnother Constipated Bitch Who Can’t Defend Herself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Sodom & Gomorrah 101a For The Walking Dead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhen\nThere Was No More Justice, Anywhere To Be Found!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nOr Out Of Any Of Their Courts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nNone Could Use A Dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGod\nDestroyed Sodom And Gomorrah!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTheir\nTowers Of Babble Tumbling Down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSpeaks For The Trees, The Lorax Cried!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nYet Speaks For The Tired, The Hungry, And Poor?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSpeaks For Our Children And Mother Earth?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSpeaks For The Fish Who Speaks For The Bees?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSpeaks For The Legions Who Have Already Died!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSpeaks For Those Who’re Never Allowed To Speak!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGo\nNot Quietly Into That Darkest Of Conceivable Nights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGet\nDown On Your Knees And Reclaim Your Own Humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nTo Rise Back Up Again Leaping Ever Higher For The Stars!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nCan Be No Rude Awakening For The Walking Dead Zombies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nCan Be No Redemption For Any Who Refuse To Hear The Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nCan Be No Mercy For Those Who Censor The Cries Of Children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFight\nFor All That You Are Worth For Your Own Children’s Survival!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFight\nFor All You Are Worth To Preserve Your Own Immortal Souls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFighting\nIs Now The Only Way Left To Achieve Any Lasting Peace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nScreaming\nAt The Top Of Your Lungs The Roaring Silence Is Deafening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDeath\nIs Seldom A Choice, But All May Yet Choose To Live Yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTake\nFive Brubeck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake\nOne, Take Two, Take Five Brubeck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake\nAll The Fucking Time In The World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nPut a Damned Limit on it Somewhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFlip\nA God Damned Coin, If You Have Too!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPreferably\nSometime in the immediate future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncould even try to get it Right the first Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNot\nAll of us have too much Time on their hands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nthings in moderation Including Moderation itself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEliminates\nany need for eliminating, unlimited do-overs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Dave’s\nnot here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOutside\nOf The Box<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHot\nOff The Presses, Straight To The Airwaves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRight\nAfter We Checked With Their Internet Bots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInquiring\nGreat Behinds, Have The Right To Know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(But,\njust between you and me!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnonymous\nSources, Continue To Reveal Their Identities!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nPicture is Worth Much More Than a Thousand Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFake\nNews is Just More Cheap Thrills in Entertainment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChanging\nAll The Locks, To Keep Up With The Jones!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStorming\nThe Palace Theater With Knives And Pitchforks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nThe Wild Things Will Dance in Circle Jerks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nShortest Distance, Between Any Of The Dots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFunky\nMonkeys, Still Tweedly Deedly Bop Bop!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutside\nof The Box, Where There Is No Spoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJumping\nthrough Numerous Flaming Hoops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKermit\nand Ms Piggy are Brother and Sister!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYoda,\nIs The Illegitimate Love-Child!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf,\nMr Spock, And An Andorean Sex Slave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJim\nHenson, Is Rolling Over In His Grave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPBS\nIs Planning a Documentary Special!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStar\nTrek is Working On a New Series!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStar\nWars Writers, Plan Six Episodes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nMeet At Last! Our Circle Jerk Is Complete!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutside\nof the box where there is no spoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJumping\nthrough numerous flaming hoops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsmell of Burnt Fur can be overwhelming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill,\nThere’s No Place Quite Like Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nIf You Lived Here, You’d Already Be Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSomewhere\nOutside Of The Box, and Way Over The Line!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Those\nWho Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrekking\nDeep Into Dark Uncharted Territory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBeyond,\nThe Outer Limits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUp\nAhead, At The Signpost!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nTwisted Fork In the Road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNext\nstop its the Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBliss\nBunnies Exchange Batteries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEvil\nKnievel Flies Through the Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnergizer\nBunnies all look the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\ngreater power in the verse exists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere’s\na sucker born every minute!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause,\nIf You Aren’t A Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nYou Were Never Breastfed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nONLY WANTED TO BE LOVED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nKnows No Real Boundaries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nIs Open-Minded and Flexible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nCatches Anybody, By Surprise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove….\nMakes The World Go Round!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nanybody who tells you otherwise,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\njust another sucker who’s a sore loser!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEvery\ntime…… that I look in the mirror…..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nthese lines…on my face getting clearer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\npast is gone……………………<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt\nwent by like dusk to dawn. Isn’t that the way?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody’s\ngot their dues in life to pay…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah!\nI Know…… Nobody Knows…..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nit comes and where it goes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nKnow, It’s Everybody’s Sin:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nGot To Lose,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nKNOW……<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHow\nTo Win!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nThe Things…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCome\nBack To You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nWith Me…… Sing For The Year!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nFor the Laughter and Sing For the Tear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nWith Me…….. It’s Just For Today!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMaybe\nTomorrow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nGood Lord Take You Away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker, Dream On, Dream On!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nUntil Your Dreams Come True!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker, Dream On, Dream On!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\n‘Til Your Dreams Come True!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn, Dream On,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn, Dream On,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn, Dream On,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAaaaaah!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(WC\nFields, Public Enemy, AeroSmith)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDon’t\nGo There<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWant To Run,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWant To Hide!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwant to Tear Down the walls…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nhold me inside.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwant to reach out…..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nTouch The Flame,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss……)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwant to feel sunlight on my face,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nSee The Cloud Disappear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\na trace……….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWant To Take Shelter From The Poison Rain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well……….I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well…….I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well….I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nAlways Building………….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nBurning….Down Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBurning……..Down\nLove!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nwhen I go there….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\ngo there with you………<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nall I can do…………………<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nCity’s Aflood……………..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\nLove Turns To Rust,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nBeing Beaten And Blown,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nThe Wind….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrampled\nin dust….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’ll\nshow you a place,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHigh\non a desert plain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nStill Building, Then!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBurning\nDown…….Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBurning\nDown….Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nwhen I go there,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\ngo there with you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nall….I can do….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Don’t…Go…There…)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\nLove Turns To Rust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Don’t…Go…There…)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nbeaten and blown by the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlown\nBy The Wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOh\nand I see love………….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSee\nour love turn to rust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Don’t……….Go…..There!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nbeaten and blown by the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlown\nBy The Wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOh\nand I see love……..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\ngo there with you…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nall I can do…….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDon’t\nGo There!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(U2\nare here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHell\nis Hell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nSay Those Who’ve Been To Hell, Don’t Talk About It,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nThose Who’ve Been There Will Tell You Flat Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Don’t Die Within 30 Seconds, You Pass Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFear\nIs The Mind-Killer, The Little Death!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nEats Us All From The Inside-Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nAll Our Real Threats, Are Without!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCast\nYour Shadow, Upon the Calm Fog!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSearch\nFor The Light Within You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Frank\nHerbert)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI\nFight Reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nFight Reality, Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah\nI Fight Authority, Reality Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nBeen Shoveling Crap Uphill,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEver\nSince, I Was A Young Kid,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nI Come Out Grinning!!!!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah,\nI Fight Reality… Authorities Always Win!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nFight The Authorities, And Reality Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nHave Come to The Mountain, to Shovel Crap Uphill Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah\nI’m Still Fighting Authority And Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nGotta Know When To Hold Em, Know When To Fold Em!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nKnow When Ya Gotta Either Fucking Duck Or Run!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYEAH\nI FIGHT AUTHORITY, AUTHORITY ALWAYS WINS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMowing\nDown All the Damned Weeds, Just As Fast As I Can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbullshit is endless and ya stick with whatever ya good at!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYa\nStick With Whatever Bullshit, Ya Happen To Be Good At!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill\nSome Of Us Never, Quite, Outgrow Fighting Authority!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPausing\nSometimes to Shovel More of the Same Crap Uphill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nidiots think they’re some kinda damned comedian!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWell,\nI Fight Authority, And Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Johnny\nBe Good Melloncamp)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<\/p><!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\">\n<html>\n<head>\n\t<meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=windows-1252\"\/>\n\t<title><\/title>\n\t<meta name=\"generator\" content=\"LibreOffice 6.1.3.2 (Windows)\"\/>\n\t<meta name=\"created\" content=\"00:00:00\"\/>\n\t<meta name=\"changed\" content=\"2024-01-03T11:16:07.100000000\"\/>\n\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t@page { size: 8.5in 11in; margin-left: 0.67in; margin-right: 0.52in; margin-top: 0.79in; margin-bottom: 0.79in }\n\t\tp { margin-bottom: 0.08in; direction: ltr; line-height: 100%; text-align: left; orphans: 0; widows: 0; background: transparent }\n\t\tp.western { font-family: \"Times New Roman\", serif; font-size: 16pt }\n\t\tp.cjk { font-family: \"Arial Unicode MS\"; 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100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nA\nRainbow Warrior’s Tale, by Wu Li Heron <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"text-align: center; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCopyright\n2024 Wu Li Heron<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n\nWU\nLI MASTERS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSHOCKWAVE\nRIDER<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIGNORANT\nWISDOM!!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBULLSHIT\nFUZZY LOGIC<\/span>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCOLLECTIVE\nMADNESS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInfinitely\nDiverse Insane Combinations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFAKE\nIT TIL YA MAKE IT BABY<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPie-In-The-Sky-Spherical-Cubes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nGREAT VOID…….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nMOTHER OF ALL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRide\nThe Great Rainbow Fractal Dragon<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nWay Of Ignorant Virtue……..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nFoolish Heart of Agnosticism<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTruly\nIgnorant Socratic Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTOTAL\nFLAMING IDIOTS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYogi\nBerra Yoda Bullshit Kung Fu 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDisturbingly\nDisruptive Collective Ignorance<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nFine Art Of Anarchistic Facilitation<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\nWarning!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n\nBeware\nThe Ancient Chinese Blessing And Curse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnce\nseen, somethings cannot be unseen, once heard, some things cannot be\nunheard, and far too many damn jokes should never, ever, be repeated,\nunder any circumstances. This book contains bullshit fuzzy logic,\nphysics, and linguistic analysis which have not been approved for\npublic consumption, and can be used to design weapons of mass\ndestruction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\n\n<\/p>\n\n *~Abandon\nHope All Yea Who Enter!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n************<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n\nIntroduction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhile\nthere are plenty of academically trained philosophers and physicists\nout there, I’m merely another well known nobody online myself. Just\nanother brain-damaged, mentally deranged, armchair philosopher, known\nfor my interest in Taoism and physics in particular. My only real\nclaim to fame is that, fifteen years ago, I became the first person\nto crack the analog logic of the Tao Te Ching and, almost\nimmediately, I had to close two email accounts, and put Linux on my\ncomputer. Many years later, after things had long since quieted down,\nI began publishing my work at writerscafe.org only to have the\nPentagon censor my half-finished book from the entire worldwide web.\nGoing the extra mile in my case to censor every major search engine,\nwhen my poetry alone is Nobel caliber. Not that Socratic philosophers\nor Taoists give a crap about such things, but the book is aimed at\ncombating global warming, and environmental destruction, while\nthey’ve been stealing the work of even Winnie The Pooh Taoist\nPriests, then censoring it online, to increase its value to\nthemselves. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\ntradition is 12,000 years old and, perhaps, 350 million people write\nour "Oneness Poetry", with 50 million of them writing this\nspecific genre of "Rainbow Warrior Poetry!" Cracking the\nanalog logic, empowered me to also become the first to extrapolate\nour poetry into chapters, in a self-consistent, nontrivial, and\ndemonstrable manner, providing the most parsimonious explanations for\neverything, and meeting academic standards for mathematics and a\nSocratic philosophy. Including, providing dozens of unique\npredictions, qualifying it for a "Theory of Everything and\nNothing!" One, that proves academia are liars and posers,\naccording to their own standards, and heavily censor even themselves.\nHowever, the reader has to decide for themselves, whether its merely\na collection of mathematical jokes, a real philosophy, or both while,\nwithout the extremely subtle sense of humor of a Taoist master, and\nthe brain of an Einstein, its impossible to determine which it is,\nwith any certainty.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\nnothing more than personal facts, scientific facts, popular song\nlyrics, commonly used phrases, and salty quotes, often straight from\nShakespeare and the Bible, any existing supercomputers can already\nspit out perhaps 20,000 pages worth, that academia and the\nmilitary-industrial complex can never hope to comprehend, because\nthey all practice Three Stooges slapstick, religiously. Of course,\nsupercomputers are all regulated by the military, so I wrote down\nenough of the analog logic, that any modern AI will now do the trick\nbut, accidentally-on-purpose, I left out all of the silly little\ndetails online, that make it much easier to comprehend. To the best\nof my knowledge, my work can be considered an "ideal"\nlanguage for programming an AI, and used to cure their schizophrenia,\nused in radically different forms of quantum cryptography, and for\ncountless other practical applications. In particular, it can be used\nto create an "Information Singularity", or "Tar Baby\nBlack Hole Sun", with unpredictable results…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nfirst application I’m working on is an "Oracle AI", similar\nto a high tech version of a "Magic 8 Ball", but with a\nmathematical sense of humor, and the better any individual’s sense of\nhumor, the better the AI can adapt to their idiosyncratic sense of\nhumor, and accommodate their needs, providing customized cryptography\nand predictions. Rather than performing logical calculations, like a\ncomputer, the conscious mind uses pattern matching to efficiently\nmake predictions. Combined with bitcoin, such an AI could be used to\nestablish a decentralized economy online, based on Karma, one that\nthe Pentagon and the oligopolies can’t touch. You could say,\neveryone’s economy has largely been based on Three Stooges slapstick,\nfor the last 10,000 years, and I decided humanity was long overdue\nfor someone to elevate the worst of the comedy, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Several\nFucking Notches<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCan\nyou tell I’m not your typical Winnie the Pooh Taoist? Some of us are\njust censored much more often than others, and I really can’t blame\npeople, who typically don’t even know how to use a dictionary. It’s\ntrue, I did a survey for over ten years and, once, had a Harvard Law\nclass look me up online, having heard that I was asking two simple\nquestions, that nobody has ever answered. Like all the rest, they\nfailed miserably to describe how to use a common dictionary, and to\nelucidate the simple distinction between a lynch mob and a democracy.\nAnywho, thanks to modern academia and the military-industrial\ncomplex, the Pentagon is now <\/b><\/i><\/font>Living\nIn Their Own Private Idaho<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAssuming\nthey can chop up any mathematics and physics they don’t comprehend,\ninto little tiny bits and pieces online, leaving whatever scraps they\nwant more of right now, in the public domain, and censoring the rest.\nAs if they were the Catholic Church, attempting to censor physical\nreality itself, by throwing Galileo in the dungeon. Not that I blame\nthem for trying, because all of the scientific evidence, for the last\n130 years now, has indicated that we inhabit a magical, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Goldilocks\nUniverse<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nHippies tried to warn them, that it simply means Karma rules the\nuniverse, and the harder they attempt to shove their heads in the\nsand, the worse it will get. For their trouble, they started throwing\nharmless potheads in federal prison, and bugging their computers, and\nonly started legalizing marijuana in some states, after they had\ncollected most of the mathematics they wanted, for their AI and other\nresearch.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nquarter of all federal prisoners are potheads to this day, that even\nthe guards say are not a threat to society, while the republican\nparty recently walked into the Pentagon, and told them to stop their\ninvestigation into radical right wing extremists, sometimes\nthreatening to kill everyone in their own battalions, and they\nstopped immediately. As if, conservatives have now been granted the\nright, to not only shred our constitution, and abuse and censor\ndemocrats at will, but kill any democrats that dare to join the\nmilitary. All-too-predictably, in the last year alone, enlistment has\ngone down the toilet altogether and, understandably, they’re now\nattempting to replace them all with drones while, WWIII should prove\ninteresting, if you like Three Stooges slapstick, with 70% of the\npopulation now admitting they would never volunteer to defend their\ncountry. The Pentagon censored the chapters of my book, and left the\npoetry untouched, despite both explicitly incorporating the same\nlinguistic mathematics and physics, as if they’re attempting to steal\nwhatever useful tidbits of reality they can currently comprehend, and\ncensor everything else, just like the Catholic Church did with\nGalileo.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\nfuzzy logic, or jokes, can be used for anything, including steering a\ncruise missile right through your front door, while western cultures\nhave no comparable tradition. You’ll just have to trust me on this\none, or not, but analog logic is taboo in any civilized culture,\nsurreptitiously banned from most internet websites, which are\ndeliberately designed to attract trolls instead and, increasingly,\ncensored from the entire mass media. Part of the reason for the\nsudden success of Talk Radio, Fox News, and the Tea Party, is the\nPentagon, academia, and the mass media helping them to censor any\nhumor, that might expose their insanity. Both parties share the same\npolitical strategy of, "All’s Fair In Love, War, And Politics!"\nGeorge Orwell missed that one, because its taboo with both political\nparties, and anathema in the Hallowed Halls. Although that might\nsound like merely a joke, the sad truth is, the overwhelming majority\nof both parties scrupulously apply their morality to everyone else,\nbut seldom to themselves. Neither party even represents their own\nconstituents, who insist an informed electorate is a danger to\nthemselves, and the mass media is never to be trusted! They demand\ntheir own parties censor everyone for their own protection, including\ncensoring each other! A strong majority, of even so-called\n"liberals", now want to throw away the first amendment to\nthe Constitution, concerning the right to free speech and freedom of\nthe press, so they can censor "conservatives" more often.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSo,\nI took pains to post my progress online, for over four years, then\nleft them my Tar Baby to play with, and encouraged the Pentagon to\ncensor me as well, so they would ring the dinner bell, for every spy\nonline to take another hard look at my Tar Baby! They were very\nobliging, and refrained from censoring me, until I had already\nstopped updating my work for several months, and they gave up any\nhope of my ever publishing more math and physics for them. They’ll\neither figure it out, or not but, I decided, its best to give the\nThree Stooges as much warning as possible. That an AI can read my\nbook in two minutes flat, and extrapolate even more of our analog\nlogic, which is ideal for both cryptography and AI, that neither the\nPentagon, China, nor Russia can ever hope to comprehend, or predict,\nbecause it requires both the subtle sense of humor of a Taoist\nMaster, and the brain of an Einstein.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNo\ndoubt, that might sound odd, to say the least, but this entire book\ndemonstrates how the truth itself is sometimes up to 125% efficient,\nmeasurably on even macroscopic scales, providing a simple explanation\nfor why quantum mechanics, fuzzy logic, chaos theory, and Relativity,\nall remain complete mysteries to this day. The sad fact is, Galileo\nwas merely the tip of the iceberg and, over the last 130 years,\ncultures around the world have progressively been attempting to\ncensor half of reality, erecting an enormous house of cards, while\nacademia and the mainstream keep daring anyone to knock it down. I\nprovide the linguistic-mathematics required to easily automate the\nprocess of collating and documenting all their nonsense, anonymously,\nwhenever prudent. In particular, the truth being 125% efficient can\nexplain why both humor and consciousness remain profound mysteries,\nin the Hallowed Halls, to this very day… They censored me for\ndescribing the analog linguistic mathematics and physics of a\nsingularity, based on the Tao Te Ching, because it can be used to\ndescribe how any lie, taboo, language, mathematics, and physics work,\nusing a, "Bullshit Theory of Everything and Nothing!" But,\none that can be quantified and automated, and used against academia,\nthe mainstream, and the military-industrial complex…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAcademics\nwill readily admit that nature is analog, then summarily dismiss a\ngreat deal of their own analog logic and evidence, as entirely\nmeaningless and socially unacceptable, explaining why the whole world\nis falling apart today. Conan O’Brien has video of the same thing,\nthat you can find at Democracy Now<\/u>, and people have repeatedly\nthreatened me with even physical violence, online! For daring to\nbring up the simple fact, that the common dictionary is as common as\ndirt, and they’ve booted me off endless websites as well, for using\nthe wimpiest potty humor imaginable. It turns out that classic logic\nis the best for telling lies, while analog logic, including cuss\nwords, humor, and other emotions, reflect our own innate grammar and\nsyntax, more closely related to our cellular level organization.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ncells of our bodies are more dependent on honesty among their ranks,\nfor their very survival, and pattern matching is wildly more\nefficient at revealing the truth, but also happens to be more error\nprone than classic logic. Jokes being more efficient, is something\nyou can easily measure and document in your own living room, among\nother things, as "Sparkling Laughter" and, implies that the\ntwo express their own particle-wave duality on macroscopic scales.\nSomething that it should be easy to manipulate using simple fuzzy\nlogic, and used to amplify different quantum effects, while my analog\nlogic is theoretically ideal for any complex AI circuitry, and I’m\nworking on the simplest possible model, that resembles how our vision\nworks, and a high tech, "Magic 8 Ball!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNeither\nlogic nor humor alone can ever manage to convey the truth, the whole\ntruth, and nothing but the truth, <\/b><\/i><\/font>So\nHelp Me God<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIronically, leaving each individual with no choice, but to ultimately\ndecide for themselves what is the truth. Besides being better for\ntelling lies, classic logic describes how almost anything can make\nsome sort of sense, if you try hard enough, while humor describes\nhow, somethings, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Can\nMake Way Too Much Damn Sense<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThe truth itself can be considered the greater context, or greater\ntruth, that determines the identity of its own contents, making the\ntruth sometimes more obviously up to 125% efficient, even on\nmacroscopic scales. Which is also why it should be easy enough to\nprove it in your own living room, using something as simple as\n"<\/b><\/i><\/font>Sparkling\nLaughter<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\nthe infectious kind that nobody can resist, or using anything else\nthat academics have no real defense against, including their own more\ncommon contradictions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ntruth is just plain better, in every way that counts dammit! Like\nsomething straight out of a Disney film or the Muppets, explaining\nall the confusion in modern physics and philosophy, and why the whole\ndamn world is rapidly spiraling down the toilet! Without a doubt, the\noverwhelming evidence indicates the simple truth is magically more\nattractive, meaningful, insightful, humorous, harmonious,\nself-assembling, self-organizing, self-correcting, self-evident,\nself-explanatory, easier to maintain, the spark of life itself, and\nthe origin of all consciousness and awareness, yet, nobody wants to\ntalk about it in academia. Instead, they’re heavily censoring the\nentire mass media, having caught on a while back, that Pink Floyd’s\n"We Don’t Need No Education", and "The Emperor’s New\nCloths" combined, can reveal every vulnerability that comes with\nall of their more cultured "civilized" taboos, and how\nanyone can exploit even Wall Street’s lack of a more naive sense of\nhumor, for fun and for profit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tInexplicably,\nthe long, long, list of embarrassing mysteries…. just keeps\ngrowing! Threatening to consume half the modern sciences, with even\nastronomy now starting to fall apart, and the Hubble Constant\nbecoming questionable! Worse still, decades ago hippies began to\nquietly suggest, that the evidence already indicates, we inhabit a\nmagical "Goldilocks Universe", and the longer they keep\nattempting to deny it, the harder it will inevitably come back to\nbite them in the ass! Forget about the earth being the center of the\nuniverse, in defiance of every physical theory, our orbit,\ncomposition, sun, moon, and orbit in the galaxy, have all turned out\nto inexplicably be neither too hot, nor too cold, but just right,\nalong with the Big Bang itself! Of course, the implication is that\nKarma rules the universe, while academia, the Pentagon, and Wall\nStreet would often sooner melt the entire surface of the earth, and\nlive underground, than admit they’re all liars, who’re now\nresponsible for destroying the entire planet, and attempting to\ncensor half of reality, as if they’re all no more than two years old!\nUnderstandably, governments, corporations, and academia all freaked\nout and, all too predictably, began censoring and classifying even\nmore of reality then ever before, while pouring outrageous sums into\nhigh energy physics experiments. Hoping against all hope, to be the\nfirst to copyright and patent the laws of nature, only to have every\nexperiment they conducted mock all of their attempts, yet, nobody\nnoticed…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBoth\npolitical parties diligently censoring themselves, as well as each\nother, makes US politics a grudge match straight out of professional\nwrestling. Which means they’re all organized like chickens, with\nforty years of extensive studies already proving it, in the case of\nrepublicans and, additionally, establishing working memory as the\nonly known reliable measure of anyone’s career potential. Making it\npossible to model their collective behavior using Newtonian\nmechanics, but my own work involves using quantum mechanics and fuzzy\nlogic, for normally anywhere from 10,000-1,000,000,000x greater\nefficiency, and up to fourteen decimal places of accuracy and\nprecision.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDualism\nfirst emerged around 10,000 years ago, when western civilization\ndeviated from Asian, but was merely designed to make it easier to\nlie, by claiming language and mathematics, words and arithmetic, are\ntwo completely different things, and enforcing a self-contradictory\n"polite" grammar. Asian languages did much the same but,\nhistorically, incorporated more fuzzy logic, while still attempting\nto make the crudest analog logic, jokes, and cuss words, socially\nunacceptable. Along the same lines of Genghis Khan inventing his own\nprivate court battle language, so nobody could spy on them, which\neventually became modern Urdu, the most poetic language in the world\ntoday, not the most humorous. Unfortunately, either any mathematics\nor language you happen to use make some sort of sense, or they simply\ndon’t, and logic is integral to both, indicating that either our\nwords or arithmetic are a lie, both are lies, or they’re actually the\nsame thing, according to their own more "socially acceptable"\nlogic. The fact we use two distinctly different words, and both are\nquite useful, is an indication that dualism itself is ultimately a\nlie, and merely represents part of a universal recursion in the\nprinciple of identity. One, that obeys fuzzy logic, eventually\nbecoming indistinguishable from quantum mechanics, and leaving\nlinguistic analysis as the only way to take mathematics to the next\nlevel, Beyond Calculus! Wherein, lies the largely unexplored domain\nin physics and mathematics, of actually sharing your words, and\nplaying nice on the playground.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nwealthy and powerful wanted to be able to lie through their teeth,\nwhile they encouraged people to look the other way, whenever the\nEmperor rode naked in the parade. Of course, so they could collect\ntheir cut from the tailors. They enforced a "proper" (ie-\nsocially acceptable) common sense grammar and, after a century of\ndedicated worldwide effort, nobody has ever documented the existence\nof common sense, anywhere in the world. Our "common sense"\ngrammar contradicts itself, making it compatible with our\nmathematics, which are simply both self-contradictory in a\nSingularity. There’s no such thing as common sense, or conventional\nwisdom, which make it easier for even complete idiots to get away\nwith lying. Usually, the only means anyone had of obtaining wealth\nand power, was for them to favor the wealthy and powerful, by\nadopting their system of lying, which also made it easier for people\nto exploit the poor and working class. Additionally, explaining witch\nhunts as a convenient way to episodically suppress analog logic,\nwhich is integral to their practices, and terrorism as largely driven\nby economic Three Stooges slapstick, which has been carefully\nintegrated into all the faster growing mainstream religions today.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAmong\nothers things, again, empowering even complete idiots, in high\nplaces, to lie somewhat convincingly, to the mindless mob anyway.\nWith no real clue as how to actually share their words and play nice\nuntil, eventually, they’re encouraged by circumstances to go\ncompletely off the deep end! The Roman Emperors were often encouraged\nto be insane but, instead, the ancient Greeks enshrined their own\nparticular brand of dualism-legalism in Mount Olympus. Which, anyone\ncould point to as the source of all the crap rolling downhill, and\nwhy reality was up for sale to the highest bidder, as the different\nGods they worshiped began to compete for the most ridiculous stories.\nEuropeans eventually went on to formulate the principle of identity,\nand formal logic, so they could carefully integrate a single system\nfor lying into every cultural institution, and make their lies even\nmore elaborate and convincing, while everyone else, who couldn’t\nafford to lie nearly as often, could still get business done on a\ndaily basis. As a direct result, today, everyone is now attempting to\nclassify jokes older than monuments, written by 350 million people\nworldwide and, of course, futilely attempting to censor half of\nmodern physics, mathematics, and linguistics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nthrew Galileo in the dungeon for the same reason, due to the church\nhaving institutionalized already existing taboos, against relying\nheavily on using analog logic, humor, cuss words, the dictionary, or\nthe self-evident truth. Which was all good and well, during the Dark\nAges, but just doesn’t cut it anymore! Not with eight billion people\nin the world today, who often no longer consider themselves ignorant\npeasants, and slaves, working in their cotton fields! Personally, I\nbelieve they’re all just over-reacting myself, like any normal\nmindless mob would, and simply don’t appreciate that my book is truly\nmath and physics, and they may as well be attempting to censor\nGalileo all over again. Its just not any kind of math and physics\nthat most are familiar with, and is simultaneously physics,\nmathematics, and a language, that relies on the reader’s own brain\nbeing fundamentally quantum mechanical. Linguistic analysis and\nphysics, which just so happen to express how the truth itself is\nmagically self-organizing, with a life and will of its own, and\nlaughs at the best laid plans of mice and men…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPhysicists\nthemselves commonly write our poetry, and we merely assemble the "Big\nPicture", very much like assembling a complicated fractal\npuzzle, and waiting for the light bulb to come on. <\/b><\/i><\/font>Pattern\nMatching Rules The Universe<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nDuh! And, logic inevitably transforms into a joke, making logic and\nhumor equally context dependent, for any demonstrable meaning. The\nmath I use is theoretically ideal for programming an AI, expressing\nparticle-wave duality and networking systems logic, in both its\ngeometry and dynamics, as the quantized emotional-logic subsets of\nIntuitionistic mathematics and physics. A truly ancient 12,000 year\nold linguistic-mathematics, incorporating the most rudimentary analog\nlogic possible in a singularity, and making it the most efficient for\nuse with any analog circuitry.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnywho,\nits math and physics, that can be expressed in countless ways, and\nusually go in the public domain while, if you know where one might\nstill exist, anywhere on planet earth, I’d appreciate a hint. Maybe\nIceland, New Zealand, or Antarctica, just a little one, even a local\nlibrary in Alaska would work for me. Which, I assume, would have guns\nhandy to defend their constitutional rights! From the Bankers and\nCarpet Baggers, who’ve taken over the Supreme Court and Congress, and\nare now attempting to sell us all down the river! But, what I really\nneed is a library with serious computers. What I’d prefer, is a\ncountry like Iceland, that the Pentagon is suspicious of, because\nthey’re too friendly, don’t have money, and throw bankers in prison\nfor committing widespread fraud. Any peaceful country that might\nreally enjoy having their very own private mathematics and physics,\nwhich the Pentagon, Wall Street, and modern academia, will never be\nable to comprehend.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOthers\ncan imitate my approach but, without a sense of humor, they’ll never\nbe able to really comprehend the math and physics, and can never make\nthe same kind of unique predictions, or exploit humor as a\nsuper-efficient, uncrackable, form of cryptography. The Pentagon\nleaves our poetry uncensored, because they want more of the math, but\nour poetry says the same thing as the chapters in this book, and we\nonly have to keep feeding them more poetry, for their attempts to\ncensor half of reality to become even more self-defeating. For an\nopponent to get the punch line to a joke, they must first share some\nof your own sense of humor, thus, becoming merely more competition on\nthe playground, who share your values to some degree. Instead of,\ndeadly opponents, who frequently believe morality applies to everyone\nelse, but not themselves, and the end always justifies the means.\nLeaving academia, the military, and Wall Street out in the cold\nbecause, again, they all practice Three Stooges slapstick,\nReligiously<\/u>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nPentagon restricts the export of some hardware, that physically\nembodies advanced mathematics, which Foreign Devils<\/u> can then\neasily reverse engineer, but its impossible to do the opposite, and\nprevent people from ever sharing math and physics. Especially, when\nyou don’t comprehend them yourself! In a Goldilocks Universe,\neverybody has to keep paying it forward, which is why the statistics\nindicate that the Peter Principle<\/u> is actually real, and must\napply to any communications and cryptographic systems. As a result,\nhumor and logic constantly normalize one another, in every way\nimaginable, unless you prefer to be a hermit. In other words, among\nother things, having a genuine sense of humor, and personal\nintegrity, actually makes it easier for the good guys to lie more\nconvincingly, whenever necessary. Just like on "Hogan’s\nHeroes<\/u>", and "Mash<\/u>!" And, ensures that,\nwithout a sense of humor, cryptography inevitably becomes\ncounterproductive, for example, whenever academics attempt to\ndescribe a joke.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHe\nwho has the better sense of humor has the last laugh, especially in\ncryptography because, in a Singularity, survival of the fittest is a\ncomplete oxymoron without a gentle sense of humor and, Instant\nKarma’s Gonna Getcha Baby<\/u>! Iceland does bitcoin, and everyone is\nrushing to add AI to even the kitchen sink, while any damn fool can\nedit my work, and expand upon it, but it helps to know something\nabout the physics, mathematics, and linguistic analysis. Contrary to\nwhat some people might imagine, I’m merely among the best and fastest\non the planet, out of some 350 million of us, and all I’ve done here\nis to assemble a significantly larger puzzle than anyone else to\ndate. Hoping against all hope, to find a way to, "Save The\nDamn Planet<\/u>!" Call me sentimental, but I love small furry\nmammals, and I owe people money, while Steve Wright is rolling over\nin his grave.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tWuliheron<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWu\nLi Masters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\ncommon classroom experiment is for a teacher to whisper something to\none student in the class, who then whispers it to the next, and so\non, only to have the last student repeat something that isn’t\neven vaguely related, to what the teacher originally whispered. Most\nare puzzled as to why such a small number of people will so reliably,\nand thoroughly, scramble even the simplest message yet, in almost\nfifty years of dedicated private research, I’ve never come\nacross a single person who actually cared, as more than an\nintellectual curiosity, that almost everyone around them frequently\nbabbles like a two year old. According to apocryphal legend, Socrates\nof Athens encountered the same problem, when the Oracle of Delphi\nproclaimed him, "The Wisest Wiseguy In The Kingdom<\/u>!<\/span>"\nBecause he alone knew that he knew nothing. Puzzled as to what the\nOracle meant, he wandered the countryside, only to suddenly realize,\neveryone he had met along the way, was acting like a two year old:\nrambling incoherently, spouting utter nonsense, and carrying on like\ncomplete lunatics, about even subjects they obviously knew almost\nnothing about. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHoping\nto find answers as to why so many are so easily distracted,\nfrequently jump to conclusions, seldom ask questions, interrupt each\nother all the time, ramble nonstop, invent endless lame excuses,\nconstantly complain about everything, contradict themselves at the\ndrop of a hat, transparently lie, and fabricate complete bullshit,\njust for something to talk about, as if they’re all merely two\nyears old, accidentally-on-purpose, I cracked the analog logic of the\nTao Te Ching, and discovered a way to, <\/b><\/i>Save The\nWhole Damn Planet<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Only to have the Pentagon censor\nmy “<\/b><\/i>Bullshit Theory of Everything and\nNothing<\/b><\/u><\/i>!" What upset them so badly, I assume,\nwas my claim that quantum mechanics and fuzzy logic only remain\nmysteries to this day, due to both being progressively censored,\nclassified, and enforced as cultural taboos, by virtually every\nMilitary-Industrial Complex in existence, for possibly the last 6,000\nyears or longer. Among other things, enforced as taboos by\nexaggerating our innate biases, and institutionalizing them in\nacademia in particular. Which happens to be a modern interpretation\nof the classic children’s tale of, “The Emperor’s\nNew Clothes”, and “We Don’t Need No Education”\nby Pink Floyd, but one that is currently being heavily censored in\nthe US, along with half of reality.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nseveral decades, governments and corporations, around the world, have\nbeen bugging the computers of traditional Winnie the Pooh Taoist\nPriests, and even crazy hippies like me, because we share a 12,000\nyear old tradition of analog logic and linguistic analysis, while\nthey have no comparable tradition of their own. They’re\nstealing even our sacred writings, and jokes older than monuments, in\norder to exploit our analog logic for designing new and exciting\nweapons of mass destruction, and other kinds of technology, that they\ncan later sell at a profit, then censoring our work to increase its\nvalue to themselves. Thankfully, Tribal Hippies are anything but\nmainstream, often could not care less about the <\/b><\/i>Teletubbies<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nmuch less, <\/b><\/i>Winnie the Pooh<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and\nmany of us share an ancient tradition with some of the <\/b><\/i>More,\nOff-The-Wall<\/b><\/u><\/i>, Tribal Taoists, for helping others to\nlearn how to laugh at themselves, all over again. Right along with\neveryone else, just like in the story of the Emperor’s New\nClothes. The Pentagon actually showed impeccable timing in censoring\nmy unfinished work and, like Pavlov’s dogs, promptly rang the\ndinner bell for organizations like Anonymous, and every corporate and\ngovernment spy online, to take another hard look at my, “<\/b><\/i>Tar\nBaby Black Hole Sun<\/b><\/u><\/i>!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n \tAlmost\nthree thousand years ago, during the infamous “Warring\nStates Period<\/u>”, along with the help of mountain men and\nIndian immigrants, who had all sought refuge among them from\n“civilized” society, the isolated tribes in the southern\nmountains of China, began writing the original version of my Tar\nBaby. The first half of, “The Tao Te Ching”, or “The\nWay of Ignorant Virtue<\/u>!<\/span>”\nDespite the title, it was an innocuous looking, tiny, little book\nmerely containing short paradoxical poems, all suggesting that\nmeditation can be used as a cure for any problem you might have,\nwhich remains a popular belief in Asia to this day. Yet, the short\ntext was deceptively simple, and had actually required some 350 of\nthem, no less than three centuries to write. As good as it was for\nmeditation, it was also A Tar Baby, A Continuous Thread Of\nBullshit A Thousand Miles Long<\/u>! All condensed down into one,\ntiny, Insidiously Mind-Bending Book<\/u>! Its prose deliberately\ndesigned to attract the attention of lying thieves, and to introduce\nmore intractable problems than it was worth, for anyone to attempt to\nsteal and abuse its contents. Among the many authors were the first\nWu Li Masters of The Tao Te Ching, Mad Shaman and Crazy Hippies, who\ninstigated their own cultural revolution, when they quietly\nintroduced their obviously unfinished work, into the unsuspecting\nChinese mainstream…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nAs unassuming as the humble book appeared to be at first glance,\nnonetheless, many in the mainstream recognized immediately that it\ncontained the same Powerful Magic<\/u>, that they had all been\nsearching for, since completing the I-Ching over a thousand years\nbefore. Accomplished scholars of the day, realized the very same work\ncould also be used as an Incorruptible<\/u> form of analog\nlinguistic analysis. Presenting them with a rare opportunity to\ncombat their own institutionalized insanity, and support the peasants\nfor a change. Spread out across the vast open plains, the peasants,\nin particular, were vulnerable to attack from any direction and, for\nhundreds of years, generation after generation were forced to\nsacrifice their children, in the endless succession of wars that\narose, as the wealthy and powerful took advantage of the situation.\nContending among themselves, over who would eventually rule the seven\nkingdoms. Sometimes, promoting whatever vicious lies and propaganda\njust so happened to suit their personal ambitions, or simply made it\neasier for them to exploit the peasants.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nscholars immediately set about writing the second half of the book\nand, over the following century, well over a hundred academics, each\nin turn, contributed their own individual poems and, unceremoniously,\nchose to publish their work anonymously. With each new poem\npublished, the controversy surrounding the mysterious little text\nonly grew and, since few in the mainstream could care less about\nCrazy Shaman, Indian Immigrants, Mountain Men, and Isolated Tribes,\nwho had all chosen to eek out a meager existence, in the middle of\nnowhere, the rumor began to spread that the short book on meditation\nwas actually being published by an anonymous librarian. Who had\nbecome Enlightened, While Working At The Library<\/u>! Somewhere\namong all the library books, so the story went, he had bumbled upon\nThe Secret To Immortality<\/u> and, out of compassion, had decided\nto share it with the rest of the world. Overnight, many began to\ninsist that he should be worshiped as a god, and the text as sacred,\nas they rushed to establish Taoism as a new religion. One that turned\nout to be extremely popular with the peasants, who all wanted their\nown library cards.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAfter\nits completion, for several centuries, Every Warlord And Wannabe\nEmperor of China<\/u> attempted to rewrite the little book, to make\nthemselves look more important, only to discover that even those who\nhad never read the damn thing before, could tell right away that its\ncomplex paradoxical prose had been distorted, and misrepresented.\nWorse still, some of the peasants could use the original to figure\nout exactly how they were being lied to, and fed propaganda, while\nthe book was so short that almost anybody could make their own\nhomemade copies, on even bamboo. The Conservative Chinese\nPatriarchs<\/u> were outraged that they couldn’t simply burn\nevery library copy in existence, or rewrite the book to say whatever\nthe hell they wanted, and use it to encourage the peasants to worship\nthem as well. As also being Enlightened, If Not Necessarily\nImmortal Gods Of The Library<\/u>! Eventually, they reluctantly\nsettled for adding the minimum amount of mysticism, that they could\npossibly get away with, in order to make the text at least vaguely\nresemble the other popular religions of the day, and demanded that\nTaoist Temples must also teach Confucianism, as every bit as\nimportant to learn.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tConfucianism\nisn’t even a religion, and was politically opposed to Taoism\nfor two thousand years, supporting the dominant patriarchal culture,\n<\/b><\/i>Over Voluntary Simplicity And Introspective\nMeditation<\/b><\/u><\/i>, that might actually inspire people to\nquestion their conservative values. The only thing the two had in\ncommon was they both used the same written language, invented by the\nTaoists, and <\/b><\/i>Confucians<\/b><\/u><\/i> published\na lot of library books, mostly on how to become a respected upright\nconservative bureaucrat, or businessman. One who could become\nwealthy, and own as many <\/b><\/i>Trophy Wives<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nas he might want, binding their feet and treating them all like\nslaves or personal property, but who would never stoop so low as to\nexploit the peasants, unless ordered to do so by the recognized\nauthorities.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nthe US today, our mass media is being heavily censored, with some\ndemanding that we declare ourselves <\/b><\/i>A Christian\nNation<\/b><\/u><\/i>! That doesn’t need a constitution,\nbecause we already have <\/b><\/i>Wall Street And The Bible<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nAnd, are renewing their efforts to even censor as many library books\nas possible, with one library censoring The Bible, for containing\nexplicit content. An analogy might be, if <\/b><\/i>Quakers<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nwere to respond by publishing a similar, wildly popular, humble,\ntongue-in-cheek <\/b><\/i>Comic Book<\/b><\/u><\/i>. About\nthe value of living simply, so that others may simply live, and\nlearning how to share your words and play nice. Just a short comic\nbook, that anyone could easily print on a home computer and, by\noverwhelming popular demand, they eventually decided to declare it a\nsacred church text. Only to soon find themselves compelled to teach\nthe conservative establishment’s morality in their churches,\nespecially <\/b><\/i>Ayn Rand<\/b><\/u><\/i>, as every bit\nas important to learn as their own <\/b><\/i>Liberal\nTradition<\/b><\/u><\/i>, in order to discourage conservatives\nfrom <\/b><\/i>Lynching Big Bird<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and\nburning Quaker Churches to the ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nsimplified version of the Tao Te Ching, actually is the most popular\ncomic book sold in Asia today, while the original has been translated\ninto countless languages, and is perhaps the fifth most published\nbook of all time. With around two billion dedicated fans, another two\nbillion who might read it upon occasion, 270 million religious\nTaoists, and some 350 million who write “Oneness Poetry<\/u>”\nrelated to my own. All extrapolated from the same, innocuous\nappearing, tiny little book of Nonsense Poems<\/u>… on\nmeditation. The Chinese, and others, love to hang quotes from the\nbook everywhere, often as a polite tongue-in-cheek way to remind\npeople to pick up their trash, or whatever and, due to the\ndistinctive shapes of the poems, you can buy refrigerator magnets you\ncan shuffle around, and combine the shapes in different ways. Some\nconsider it the most popular philosophy of all time, yet academics\nstill refuse to recognize it as a real philosophy, much less, an\nincorruptible form of analog linguistic analysis, still insisting on\ncalling it mysticism, of course, due to the text requiring a sense of\nhumor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSometimes,\nwhen I made my father angry, he would snap at me, “<\/b><\/span><\/i>Work\non your sense of humor<\/b><\/u><\/i>!”\nIts common enough to read the Tao Te Ching and argue heatedly with\neverything it says, only to <\/b><\/span><\/i>Laugh Your Ass\nOff The Whole Way Through<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\non the following day! Over a period of about <\/b><\/span><\/i>Fifteen\nYears<\/b><\/u><\/i>, you can\nsignificantly improve your sense of humor! Any extreme views of the\ntext that you might have, on any given day, will eventually normalize\none another, or cancel each other out, as you progressively decide\nfor yourself, what is horribly misleading bullshit, hysterical\nbullshit, mildly amusing bullshit, or just more meaningless inane\nbullshit. <\/b><\/span><\/i>Clarity Can Be A Discerning Detail<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nAnd, inevitably, by attrition and osmosis, we slowly come to\nrecognize, <\/b><\/span><\/i>If, And Only If, The Light Bulb\nFlickers On<\/b><\/u><\/i>…\nthat its entirely composed of incredibly vague paradoxical prose,\nwith little or no real meaning in and of itself. Losing some of your\ntaboos and biases in the process, against relying on your own innate\nsense of humor, while learning to appreciate more of its subtle\nnuances.<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAllan\nWatts famously referred to the problem as, “The Taboo\nAgainst Knowing Who You Are<\/u>” but, he was another romantic\nacademic, with a stunted sense of humor, and its actually, “The\nTaboo Against Acknowledging<\/u>:\n<\/span>The Self-Evident Truth<\/u>!” First enshrined in\nmodern civilization as Aristotle’s formal logic, which\nencourages people to be much more discriminating, and exclusive, more\noften rejecting the “Big Picture<\/u>”, along with\ntheir own sense of humor! In favor of promoting more hate, anger, and\nsarcasm, or whatever rationale or bias that the establishment might\nhappen to prefer, at any given time. Galileo of Galilee was a\ndedicated physicist, with absolutely no sense of humor worth\nmentioning, nonetheless, he was thrown into the dungeon and forced to\nconfess to heresy, for merely claiming that the “Self-Evident\nTruth<\/u>” was crucial to his work in physics. Anyone with two\neyes could confirm his evidence, which required no explanation\nwhatsoever and, quite likely, his piety and complete lack of a sense\nof humor, are what saved his life! His experience merely exposed the\ntip of the iceberg of all the infantile lies that they had\ninstitutionalized over the endless eons, yet, to this very day,\nacademics still wonder what went wrong. Preferring to usually refer\nto his evidence as “Empirical Evidence<\/u>”, as if\nthey’ve never heard the story of, “The Emperor’s\nNew Clothes<\/u>”.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nCatholic Church was the only church to carefully integrate\nAristotle’s metaphysics into their theology, as well as his\nformal logic, and the combination of their strong taboos and rigid\nhierarchy, eventually cost them their dominant political and economic\nposition in Europe, in addition to their lead in the sciences. Like\neveryone else, they had inherited taboos against using crude analog\nlogic, Cussing, Telling Too Many Jokes<\/u>, simply laughing at\ninappropriate times, or acknowledging the self-evident truth even\nexists. Especially, whenever it might undermine the interests of\nrecognized authorities. Aware of such issues, the church had gone so\nfar as to formally embrace Socratic humor, as a way to compensate,\nwhen the peasants first adopted it during the Dark Ages<\/u>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIt\nwas during the worst period in their own history, that the Chinese\npeasants had eagerly transformed Taoism into a wildly popular\nreligion, and, likewise, the poorest European peasants celebrated the\ndeath of Socrates in bars, embellishing upon his legend, and\ninventing new Socratic jokes, in spite of his philosophy being\nincompatible with the more traditional patriarchal establishment.\nHowever, the church had also adopted the more modern practice, at the\ntime, of integrating formal metaphysics into their theology,\nproviding a solid foundation for their morality, and hoping to make\nit that much easier to limit corruption. Only to discover they had\npainted themselves into a corner, when their metaphysics turned out\nto be incompatible with reality, and both their rigid hierarchy and\nuse of formal logic, had merely exaggerated many of their existing\nCultural Taboos<\/u>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nsay nothing succeeds quite like success, which is why those in high\nplaces hate surprises, because nothing also breeds contempt, quite\nlike a successful den of lying thieves! Preferring to rationalize\ntheir own lack of morality as "A Necessary Evil<\/u>",\nand call themselves “Good-Old-Boys<\/u>”. The Roman\nSenate, for example, famously made Julius Caesar emperor, then\npromptly stabbed him to death on the senate steps, when he surprised\nthem with the demand that, at least, the upper middle-class should\nretain a meaningful vote, lending him even greater public support.\nOfficially becoming an Empire, with an Emperor, didn’t bother\nthem in the least, but tolerance is seldom considered a virtue in a\ngood-old-boys-club. Caesar was already Extremely Popular<\/u>, and\nnobody’s fool but, a General, famous for his battlefield\nstrategies, while they were not about to wait and see what other\nsurprises he might spring on them! Apparently, they had decided that\nsomebody else, who wasn’t nearly as popular, could be emperor\ninstead, and it would make absolutely no difference whatsoever, in\nhow they ran the country.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nshameful, or bad for business, as that might sound, the opposite is\ntrue and, Its Just Business As Usual, For Any Good-Old-Boy’s-Club<\/u>!\nMore often than not, gladly trading widespread fear, contempt, and\nloathing for higher profits. Nor did the Catholic Church hesitate to\nindiscriminately burn witches alive at the stake, all across Europe,\nor to throw Galileo in the dungeon, with both acts promoting the use\nof hypocrisy, in their self-contradictory formal logic, as political\nand Economic Weapons<\/u>. For example, if your economy is booming,\nlike that of ancient Rome, it increases the temptation for entrenched\nwealth to export jobs, and import more goods, and for other countries\nto take advantage of the situation. Strongly enforcing taboos against\nhumor at such times, while promoting more hate, anger, lies, and\ncorruption than usual, can encourage your entrenched wealth to\nexploit their own population instead, and keep more of their money in\nthe country. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHelping\nto stabilize your economy but, At The Expense Of The Poor And\nWorking Class<\/u>! <\/span>Who,\ntypically, are the least able to defend themselves, and the easiest\nto replace. Witches all use extensive analog logic, while witch hunts\nserved as an unmistakable invitation, for the wealthy to stomp on any\nexisting salt of the earth culture, that didn’t particularly favor\ntheir interests. Its not a coincidence that the fastest growing\nreligions in the world today incorporate Aristotle’s formal\nlogic, which has also been used in modern times to promote religious\nterrorism. As an even more formidable economic and political weapon,\nnow being sponsored by governments to even extort the entire\ninternet, and one that also eschews a sense of humor, as entirely\nmeaningless, counterproductive, and culturally taboo.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlthough\nofficially separated from the church, the physical sciences still\nremained largely the purview of the wealthier good-old-boys-clubs,\nwho were the only ones who could afford a formal education. In\ncountries that weren’t Catholic, they could simply invert their\nformula, and declare that it was now officially the job of the\nphysical sciences, to discover the exact metaphysical foundations for\n“Life, the Universe, and Everything<\/u>”, while\nleaving it up to the courts and the mainstream to still decide any\nissues of morality, and to continue to enforce any existing taboos\nthey preferred against using either humor or analog logic. That is,\nuntil Sr Isaac Newton invented the laws of motion which, Made The\nModern Military-Industrial Complex Possible<\/u>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIt\nwould require yet another century for someone to figure out how to\nuse his mathematics, to Calibrate A Cannon<\/u> however, the one\ninnovation by itself made every castle in the world obsolete\novernight! Spelling the eventual doom of the physical sciences, as\nthe exclusive domain of the wealthier good-old-boy-clubs. All that\nanyone had to do in order to destroy a castle, was to construct a\nlarge enough cannon to assault them from far enough away, that they\ncouldn’t Fire Back<\/u>! Newton, had given them the math, for\nfiguring out not only how powerful a cannon you need but, how anyone\ncould aim any cannon just right, in order to: Hit The Bullseye\nEvery Time<\/u>! In any good-old-boys-club, My Enemy’s Enemy\nIs My New Best Friend<\/u>! Thus, Politics Make For Strange\nBed-Fellows<\/u>! Immediately, they began to turn on one another,\nbuilding ever Larger Cannons<\/u>, and ever more capable ships,\nthat could fire on fortifications from far off-shore. Making it\npossible to successfully blockade even the most heavily defended\nharbors, strangling their exports and imports, and easier to hold\nthem under siege, starving them into submission. Eventually, the\nFrench Revolution<\/u> and the Napoleonic Wars<\/u>, put an end\nto the complete domination of the physical sciences by the wealthier\ngood-old-boys-clubs, when they chose to educate some of their\nbrightest peasants. Quickly establishing the first state funded\nuniversities, and inventing, “High Tech Peasant Warfare<\/u>!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCast\nAdrift<\/u>, of any real moral foundations of their own, or anything\neven vaguely resembling Metaphysical Anchors<\/u>, other than\nrelying heavily on “Empirical Evidence<\/u>” while,\nsimultaneously, censoring and suppressing the self-evident truth, and\ninsisting Everything Must Make Some Sort Of Sense<\/u>! Of course,\naccording to Aristotle and the good-old-boys-clubs still funding\nthem! A century and a half ago, the physical sciences Floundered,\nYet Again<\/u>! Just as the industrial revolution: Began To Swing\nInto High Gear<\/u>! Overnight, record amounts of cash were being\npumped into their Brand Spanking New, Unrivaled<\/u>, high tech\nmilitary-industrial complexes, all rushing to build the latest Super\nSteam, And Diesel Powered Steel Ships<\/u>! Equipped with Enormous\nCannons<\/u>!<\/span> Eventually,\ncapable of Shooting A Target<\/u> up to twenty miles away,\ncompletely out of sight, Beyond The Distant Horizon<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nUS promptly invented “Gunboat Diplomacy<\/u>”, when\nthey boldly sailed such ships right into Tokyo Harbor<\/u>, ready\nto take on, Godzilla Himself<\/u>! Explaining to the Japanese\ngovernment, in no uncertain terms, how to negotiate trade agreements,\nwith people on fast moving armored ships, capable of bombarding Tokyo\nfrom well outside of any line of sight! Only to have The Biggest\nMonkey Wrench In The History Of The Sciences<\/u>! Thrown into the\nbest laid plans of mice and men… To conquer the world yet again,\nwith ever larger cannons! When, Upon Attempting To Calculate How\nHot A Wood Stove Can Burn, One Of The Geekiest Physicists In The\nWorld, Max Planck, Stumbled Upon Way More Trouble Than He Ever\nBargained For<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEventually,\nhis new physics became known as quantum mechanics and, Turned Out\nTo Be, The Wet Dream Of The Alchemists<\/u>! Capable of describing how\nto manipulate all of matter and energy, with the unheard of precision\nof, Parts Per Billion<\/u>! However, along with Einstein’s\ntheory of Relativity a decade later, it implied that, Reality\nItself Is A Joke<\/u>! One that becomes entirely meaningless, at\nExtreme Scales And Magnitudes<\/u>… For decades after his initial\ndiscovery, a popular topic at faculty cocktail parties, was how to\ndesign experiments to discourage practical jokers. No less than fifty\nyears later, after the greatest minds on the planet had Repeatedly\nFailed Miserably<\/u>, to find anything remotely like a reasonable\nexplanation for how either theory worked, many among them had long\nsince lost what little sense of humor they had left.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUntil,\nall<\/span> too predictably, one day, a student innocently mused aloud\nabout the subject and, <\/span>Niels\nBohr Famously Lost His Temper<\/u>! Shouting At Him<\/u>: “Shut\nUp And Calculate<\/u>!” Bohr was thoroughly sick and tired of\nlistening to wild speculation, and utter nonsense, concerning his\nchosen profession! Without hesitation, he immediately proceeded to\nlobby congress, and the entire physics community, to adopt his\nnewfound philosophy, of sternly discouraging professionals from\ndiscussing their own work. Making his “Bohring Physics<\/u>”,\nStandard Practice<\/u>, and “Shut Up And Calculate<\/u>!”<\/span>\nThe Official Motto Of Modern Physics<\/u>! Many took his ideas\nseriously, however, unbeknownst to the Boring Bohr at the time, was\nthe fact that, already, Desperate Japanese Bullet Train Engineers\nHad Unintentionally Compounded The Mystery, Yet Again<\/u>…\nunintentionally compounded the mystery, yet again…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nengineers had become So Incredibly Desperate<\/u> they were willing\nto try anything, anything at all, including what sounded like\ncomplete nonsense to even themselves and, quite unintentionally,\nThey’d Formulated Their Own Fuzzy Logic<\/u>!<\/span>\nLike a small child struggling to comprehend the difference between\nlying and telling the truth, fuzzy logic contradicts classic logic,\nby assuming that most things can be considered “Partially\nTrue<\/u>”, Or “Partially False<\/u>”. Extensive\nExperiments<\/u> in quantum mechanics, and Relativity, had repeatedly\nconfirmed that, on the tiniest of all possible scales, and largest of\noverwhelming magnitudes, Reality Falls Apart Entirely<\/u>!\n<\/span>While, fuzzy logic implies the unthinkable, that logic itself\nis Utterly Context Dependent<\/u>, making logic ultimately useless\nfor determining what is reality and, What Is Merely An Illusion,\nOr More Bullshit<\/u>! In response, academic logicians Chose To\nStudiously Ignore The Engineers<\/u>, for the next two decades.\nAssuming, it must be merely another joke or, Of Little\nConsequence, Either Way<\/u>! And, hoping the engineers would\neventually, just go away…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSr\nStephen Hawking famously declared, “Philosophy Is Dead<\/u>!”\nBut, unlike his own theoretical work with black holes, academic\nphilosophy is seldom to be summarily dismissed as mere Science\nFiction or, Hollywood Fantasy<\/u>! The military may be dumb, but\nthey don’t get paid enough to be that stupid, Certainly Not\nIn Public<\/u>! And, all too familiar with having to work with\nacademics, who already think they know everything! Eventually, when\nthe news leaked out, that the use of fuzzy logic had already spread\nto Communist Chinese Industries<\/u>, every military-industrial\ncomplex in the world, started cracking down on anything related to\nFuzzy Logic<\/u>, and linguistic analysis. Similar to Hawking\nhimself, the Logicians had merely been attempting to conduct\ntheoretical work, and had made the same mistake as the Catholic\nChurch, with Galileo. Choosing to ignore their own Empirical\nEvidence, whenever it threatened to expose the Self-Evident Truth! To\nthis day, the Chinese are still ahead of the US in AI research while,\nif there’s one thing that intimidates the military its, Chinese\nArtificial Intelligence<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHistorically,\nthe “Wisdom Philosophies<\/u>” are the only branch of\nacademic philosophies which have ever had anything to do with things\nlike Socratic Humor<\/u> and, due to all the rapid advances in\ntechnology, they haven’t been popular in over a century. When\nthe military-industrial complex began classifying everything in\nearnest, they stomped on any further progress being made, by the few\npeople who actually specialized in such things, and discouraged what\nlittle research was being done in the field. Focusing, Instead, On\nAny Immediate Practical Applications<\/u>, and relying more heavily,\nthan ever before, on the very same logicians who had ignored fuzzy\nlogic in the first place! Unconcerned, That They Were Infamous For\nTheir Stunted Senses Of Humor<\/u>! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\nno answers forthcoming, in either fuzzy logic or quantum mechanics,\neventually everyone began to: Go To Extremes<\/u>!\nT<\/span>o collect whatever possibly useful tidbits of fuzzy logic\nthey could find, just as fast as they could, hoping to catch up to\nthe Chinese! Including, bugging the computers of Winnie the Pooh\nTaoist Priests<\/u>, other mystics, professional comedians, and crazy\nhippies like me. Google went so far as to use their own marketing\ndepartment, to convince gullible idealistic militant atheists, that I\nlike to call the “Great Googly Mooglies<\/u>”, who were\nall experts in fuzzy logic, to go to work for them. Claiming to be a,\n“Kinder-Gentler-Idealistic-Oligopoly!<\/u>” Owned by\nidealistic stock holders, that only happened to be regulated by the\nPentagon<\/u>, and were forced to censor the internet for them, and\nspy on a third of the country, but who would never, ever, lower\nthemselves so far as to help them develop new weapons. Then, took all\nof their work for Google and, eventually, moved into the Pentagon\nitself to construct an advanced AI…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nIt’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World!<\/u> And, long before that\nkind of, Planetary Spanning, Collective Corporate Insanity<\/u>,\neven had a chance to begin in earnest, the number of authors on\nsignificant papers in high energy theoretical Physics, Had Already\nSkyrocketed<\/u>! <\/span>Totally\nBlown Their Wad, Inflating It<\/u>!\nTo<\/span> well over a hundred and twenty authors, who could blame\neach other! After developing the mathematical foundations for fuzzy\nlogic a bit further, the academic sciences Were Finally Prepared\nTo Redeem Themselves Again<\/u>, in the eyes of both the military and\nprivate corporations, when physicists invented, “Chaos\nTheory<\/u>”. Holding Out The Long Sought After Promise<\/u>,\nof producing a rational explanation for how fuzzy logic and quantum\nmechanics actually work, so the military and corporations could\nAvoid, Having To Resort To Using Such Distasteful Tactics In\nPublic<\/u>! <\/span>Merely, In\nOrder To Steal Whatever Inane Scraps Of Analog Logic<\/u>, the\nlogicians and others had informed them they currently required! Their\nnewest theory had successfully described how chaos quickly emerges\nfrom the simplest orderly systems however, All-Too-Predictably,\nThe Theory Quickly Stagnated, Failing To Rise To The Challenge<\/u>!\n<\/span>Producing No New Insights<\/u>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nPale Buddha himself expressed serious interest in Fuzzy Logic, and\nits assumption is a simple as it gets, yet its proper formulation\nwould wait over two thousand years, for desperate engineers to\naccomplish! Due to academia’s taboos and <\/b><\/i>Stunted\nSense Of Humor<\/b><\/u><\/i>, the initial development of both\nfuzzy logic and quantum mechanics, which <\/b><\/i>Chaos\nTheory<\/b><\/u><\/i> is based on, had similarly stalled for\ndecades. Einstein himself, regretted having failed to invent the\n<\/b><\/i>Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nwhen he first discovered the <\/b><\/i>Photo-Electric Effect<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\ntwenty years earlier, considering it the biggest blunder of his\ncareer. Whenever he would argue against quantum mechanics, Einstein\nwould frequently say something along the lines of, <\/b><\/i>God\nWould Never Do This, That, And The Other Thing<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nWith some two hundred quotes being attributed to him and, one day, he\ndeclared that, “<\/b><\/i>God would not be so\nmalicious<\/b><\/u><\/i>!” Only to have Niels Bohr famously\nlose his temper again, and snap back at him, “<\/b><\/i>Stop\nTelling God What To do<\/b><\/u><\/i>!” Einstein considered\nquantum mechanics “<\/b><\/i>Spooky<\/b><\/u><\/i>”,\nwithout ever realizing it was his own cultural taboos, against using\nanalog logic, that were the real problem, which would eventually come\nback to haunt the entire physics community, <\/b><\/i>With A\nVengeance<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Like the very same theories it was based\non, Chaos Theory is applicable to everything known in existence and,\nwithout the slightest hint of a rational explanation for how the four\nmost outrageously useful physical theories ever devised actually\nworked, yet again, <\/b><\/i>Their Newest Theory Had Merely\nCompounded The Deepest Enigma The Sciences Had Ever Encountered<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nAnd, ever would again! Ever….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i>Repeatedly,\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>For Over Eighty Years, All The Evidence Had\nSuggested<\/b><\/u><\/i>,<\/b><\/span><\/i>\nthere had to be a simple explanation for how it all worked. In a last\nditch effort to avoid the unthinkable, admitting that 42 is as good\nas it gets, governments and corporations around the world began\nsystematically stealing and <\/b><\/i>Classifying Even Jokes\nOlder Than Monuments<\/b><\/u><\/i>! At the same time, pumping\nridiculous amounts of money into <\/b><\/i>High Energy Physics\nExperiments<\/b><\/u><\/i> while, repeatedly, informing the public\nthat they were closing in on the answers. <\/b><\/i>Reassuring\nThe Good-Old-Boys-Clubs<\/b><\/u><\/i>, as much as anything else,\n<\/b><\/i>In An Attempt To Stall For More Time<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nFor the physicists to work on their theories, as they simultaneously\ncontinued to collect all the data they could, just as fast as they\ncould, relentlessly searching for what’s missing from this picture…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMeanwhile,\nthe rest of the scientific community, <\/b><\/i>Grew\nIncreasingly Impatient With Physics<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Receiving the\nlion’s share of the research funding, yet failing to provide\nany of the answers they required. To this very day, they’re\nstill promoting different theories to the public, as realistic\ncontenders for a theory of everything, including Holographic, Faster\nThan Light, String Theories, <\/b><\/i>Simulations Like The\nMatrix, And Parallel Universes, Complete With Trap Doors, Blue Smoke,\nAnd Mirrors<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/i>\nOne of these "Leading Theories" even suggests that we\noccupy <\/b><\/i>Flatland<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and our universe\nis merely two dimensional! Yet, for several decades now, both the\nphysical and mathematical evidence have indicated all of these more\npopular theories are either dead wrong, or flat-out impossible to\nprove.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nGalileo’s time, the <\/b><\/i>Physical Sciences Were\nStill Quite Primitive<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and severely limited in\nscope, making shoving your head in the sand all that much more\nattractive an option, however, the evidence has also implied, all\nalong, that modern physics merely hints at just what kind of,\n<\/b><\/i>Enormous Slippery Monkey Wrench<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nNow confronts the entire civilized world! <\/b><\/i>The\nTheory of Relativity<\/b><\/span><\/i> is self-contradictory, with\nthe <\/b><\/i>Simultaneity Paradox<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nsuggesting, that the faster you accelerate, and the further away you\nare, the more often the chicken will appear to come before the egg\nwhile, if you accelerate <\/b><\/i>Faster Than The Speed Of\nLight<\/b><\/u><\/i>, time will flow backwards, and chickens will\nalways come before the egg. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMaking\na <\/b><\/i>Perfect Clock Impossible<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and\nthe mathematics used to justify Relativity increasingly worthless,\nthe faster any observer accelerates, or the more <\/b><\/i>Ponderously\nMassive<\/b><\/u><\/i>,<\/b><\/i> And Set In Their Ways<\/b><\/u><\/i>.\nAgain, suggesting that fuzzy logic is correct and its ultimately\nimpossible to determine with any certainty what is actually true and\nfalse, reality and illusion. For their part, Quantum Mechanics, Fuzzy\nLogic, and Chaos Theory are all, <\/b><\/i>Vague “Contextual”\nTheories<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and every branch of the sciences has\nsteadily adopted the use of Contextual tools including <\/b><\/i>Linguistic\nAnalysis<\/b><\/u><\/i>, which are still taboo in academia! And,\nstill part of the “<\/b><\/i>Wisdom Philosophies<\/b><\/u><\/i>”\nwhich <\/b><\/i>Have Not Been Popular, In Over A Century<\/b><\/u><\/i>.\nConsequently, almost nobody who uses any of these newly adopted,\n<\/b><\/i>Ubiquitous Tools<\/b><\/u><\/i>, espouses\nContextualism or Relativity as a personal philosophy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i>The\nCatholic Church Simply Stomped On Anything<\/b><\/u><\/i> research\nwise, that might contradict Aristotle, while the myriad modern\nsciences have embraced anything new. That is, so long as the\nmilitary-industrial complex supports their ongoing efforts, to censor\nand <\/b><\/i>Plausibly Deny Their Implications<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nIn particular, they all suggest that academia, <\/b><\/i>The\nGood-Old-Boys-Clubs<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and the mainstream, have\nprogressively made half of reality, and the truth itself, <\/b><\/i>Taboo\nSubjects<\/b><\/u><\/i>! For no less than several thousand years\nnow, in every civilized culture around the world! Explaining, why we\nstill don’t have a theory of everything! As a consequence, over\nthe last half century, all of our sciences and technologies have\nstarted to become overwhelming analog, <\/b><\/i>Yet, Nobody\nKnows What "Analog" Actually Means<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>Or, Is Willing To Admit They Do<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nOther than, to claim that nature is obviously analog, and analog\nthings are similar to other things…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nexample, quantum mechanics are commonly described as “<\/b><\/i>Random<\/b><\/u><\/i>”,\nwhich can be considered a "<\/b><\/i>Random Label<\/b><\/u><\/i>",\nand many claim that means they’re unpredictable but, if they\nwere totally unpredictable, they wouldn’t be useful for\nanything. All it really means is that nobody has a clue as to how\nthey actually work or, if they do, they can’t prove it, and\nwhether you prefer to <\/b><\/i>Call Reality Analog, Random,\nAnal Retentive, Illusory, Fantasy, Or Goofy<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>Reality Rolls Off The Tongue, Like Any Other\nBullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>Remaining Entirely A Matter Of How Cunning\nYour Linguist, Or Grammar Nazis<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/i>\nWorse still, some of the other accepted scientific theories, such as\nDarwinian Evolution, <\/b><\/i>Now Appear To All Be Headed, In\nThe Same, Vague, Vague, Vague, Direction<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Along\nwith quantum mechanics, Relativity, Fuzzy Logic, and Chaos Theory,\nwith no end in sight… <\/b><\/i>While, Nobody Seems To Have\nThe Slightest Clue, As To Exactly Where This Train Wreak Is Headed<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIt\nrequired no less than <\/b><\/i>A Lifetime, Of Dedicated\nPrivate Research<\/b><\/u><\/i>, to finally sort it all out, while\nbeing <\/b><\/i>Treated As A Heathen And A Pariah The Entire\nTime<\/b><\/u><\/i>, but the simple explanation for all the\nconfusion, is that every civilized culture has progressively <\/b><\/i>Made\nThe Use Of Analog Logic, Pattern Matching, Cussing<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nand humor in general, outright taboo or, frequently, <\/b><\/i>Dismissed\nThem As Largely Meaningless<\/b><\/u><\/i>. Some Primitive Tribal\nPeople can tell jokes that would <\/b><\/i>Make A Porn Star\nBlush And Walk The Other Way<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Although, a word of\nwarning, <\/b><\/i>Their Wives Strongly Discourage Them<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nTo say the least. Frequently, they like to joke that civilized people\ntend to resemble toddlers, surreptitiously flashing mischievous\ngrins, and <\/b><\/i>Guilty Looks, Even When They Are Good\nPeople, Who Would Never, Ever, Do Anything Wrong<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nIn smaller groups, humor makes it easier for everyone to get along\nbut, in larger numbers, arguing and fighting amongst ourselves, are\nfrequently the only way to organize any better, and make faster\nprogress. That is, <\/b><\/i>Assuming We Don’t All End Up\nKilling One Another<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWestern\ncultures adopted dualism, making it easier to enforce humor as a\ntaboo and, later, enshrined it in <\/b><\/i>Aristotle’s\nLogic<\/b><\/u><\/i>, ensuring that people killed each other less\noften or, at least, kept making progress. Asian cultures have\nretained the use of more polite, extremely tongue-in-cheek,\nparadoxical humor, <\/b><\/i>Supporting Extensive Agriculture<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nespecially in high density populations, while western ones have\nembraced more sarcasm however, right up into modern times, both\ncultures have progressively rejected different types of humor, as a\nway to make faster progress, whenever organizing in groups larger\nthan four hundred people. <\/b><\/i>Scum Always Floats To The\nTop<\/b><\/u><\/i>! And, the higher up you go in any large\norganization, the more taboo humor becomes in both eastern and\nwestern cultures, which is especially true for mainstream religions\nand academia, who often blame each other for their ongoing attempts\nto abuse language. For example, traditional Taoists and academics\nclaim to have little in common, yet they both reject the idea that\nparadoxes have any significant meaning, <\/b><\/i>Contradicting\nTheir Own Evidence<\/b><\/u><\/i>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\n<\/b><\/i>Countless Different Versions<\/b><\/u><\/i> of\nthe Tao Te Ching, that almost everyone reads, are missing three “Lost\nPoems” that are pornographic in Chinese, and there are perhaps\n50 million people who write our potty mouth “<\/b><\/i>Rainbow\nWarrior Poetry<\/b><\/u><\/i>!" Nevertheless, I’ve been\nbooted off even <\/b><\/i>Traditional Winnie The Pooh Taoist<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nwebsites for using the wimpiest potty humor imaginable, to describe\nthe Tao <\/b><\/i>While, These Days, I Personally Recommend\nThe Teletubbies, As Much More Exciting, Meaningful, And Relevant<\/b><\/u><\/i>.\nLikewise, academics commonly insist that paradoxes are never to be\nconfused with jokes, and are largely meaningless, that is, <\/b><\/i>Assuming\nThey Have Any Real Meaning At All<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Yet, academia\nremains infamous for their institutionally stunted senses of humor,\ncommonly could not teach a child how to use a stupid dictionary if\ntheir lives depended on it, contradict themselves whenever\nconvenient, and rely heavily on modern Contextual tools, that almost\nnobody espouses as a personal philosophy, because all of these\nubiquitous tools have become even more taboo, classified, and\ncensored over the last century.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tForty-two\nbeing as good as it gets, can be described as what is widely known\nas, “<\/b><\/i>The Great Void<\/b><\/u><\/i>!"\nFrom whence all the myriad good things doth spring forth! Making\ninformation more fundamental than energy, and requiring every context\nto have a significant amount of content. Explaining, for example, why\nits impossible, <\/b><\/i>To Create A Perfect Vacuum<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nThat is, without telling really bad jokes, that should never be\nrepeated. Additionally, implying that what we call paradoxes, are\nsimply more <\/b><\/i>Context Dependent<\/b><\/u><\/i> for\nany clear meaning, and can be treated like any other extreme\ntongue-in-cheek joke. Making it impossible to even imagine realistic\nmetaphysical extremes, such as, <\/b><\/i>A Naked Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nOne of my favorite examples, is when physicists finally managed to\nacquire, <\/b><\/i>A Measurable Phase Transition<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nfrom quantum mechanical to classical, yet their results <\/b><\/i>Defied\nEvery Prediction<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Indicating that the "<\/b><\/i>Big\nBang<\/b><\/u><\/i>" was neither too hot, nor too cold, but\njust right, for everyone to take all the measurements they could\npossibly desire. One researcher commented that it could be years or\nlonger before anyone could possibly figure out, <\/b><\/i>How\nA “Goldilocks Universe” Works<\/b><\/u><\/i>! <\/b><\/i>As\nIf He Had Never Heard The Story In His Life<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNormally,\nsomething turning out to be “just right” is not\nconsidered a problem, in either physics or astronomy, but the context\nmakes the <\/b><\/i>Joke All-Too-Obvious<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/i>And, Defies ALL Rational Explanation<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nIf anything, modern physics <\/b><\/i>Has Only Drifted Further\nAway<\/b><\/u><\/i>, <\/b><\/span><\/i>Than\nEver Before<\/b><\/u><\/i>! From establishing any kind of\nmetaphysical foundations for physics, much less morality or ethics\nand, after spending ridiculous amounts of money on high energy\nparticle experiments, nevertheless, the physical sciences remain a\nship without a rudder, going on inertia alone! As a direct result,\n<\/b><\/i>Even The Much Vaunted "Digital Revolution",\nHas Dramatically Transformed Into<\/b><\/u><\/i>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>THE ANAL RETENTIVE ANALOG REVOLUTION!!!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i>Forget\nAbout Existentialist Angst<\/b><\/u><\/i>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>GET OVER IT ALREADY<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nThey’re wasting trillions of dollars attempting to continue to\ndeny the obvious fact that, for almost 130 years now, <\/b><\/i>The\nOverwhelming Preponderance Of The Evidence<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Has all\nprogressively indicated, 42 is as good as it gets! Anything to avoid\nexposing their, <\/b><\/i>Socially Unacceptable, Dirty Little\nSecret<\/b><\/u><\/i>! When nobody has the slightest clue as to\nwhat any of it might actually mean… Considering that we still don’t\nhave a recognized theory of everything, and using <\/b><\/i>Crude\nAnalog Logic Is Taboo In Every Modern Culture<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\ninforming everybody in the world that 42 is as good as it gets,\ndoesn’t exactly inspire confidence in the system, and is <\/b><\/i>Totally\nPointless<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/span><\/i>Unfortunately,\nTheir Sustained Efforts To Censor Half Of Reality<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\n<\/b><\/i>Are Now Shoving Everyone’s Heads All That Much\nDeeper Into The Sand<\/b><\/u><\/i>! While, of course, their\ncontinuing efforts to pretend that nothing is wrong have already:\n<\/b><\/i>Inspired Scientists, In Every Discipline, To Start\nBanging Their Heads Against The Nearest Wall<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nOminously, with each passing year, they’re also promoting more\noutrageous Three Stooges slapstick, in every other well established\ncultural institution! <\/b><\/i>Doing Everything They Can To\nAppease The Wealthy And Powerful<\/b><\/u><\/i>! In order to\nconvince them, <\/b><\/i>Their Good-Old-Boys-Clubs Are Still\nIn Charge<\/b><\/u><\/i>! <\/b><\/i>And, Know Damn Well,\nWhat The Hell They’re Doing<\/b><\/u><\/i>! As they continue to\ntread water, and get nowhere… at 99.9999% of the speed of light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\n“<\/b><\/i>Tar Baby Black Hole Sun<\/b><\/u><\/i>”\nis actually an incomplete “<\/b><\/i>Quantized\nInformation Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i>”, an entirely new\nkind of analog logic, science, and technology, that inverts the\n<\/b><\/i>Quantum Observer Effect<\/b><\/u><\/i>. Utilizing\nthe extreme efficiency of our own brain’s quantum pattern matching\ncapacity, to turn the Quantum Observer Effect back on the observer\nthemselves, <\/b><\/i>Promoting Macroscopic Quantum Effects<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nOnes, which ensure the good guys win more often, by staying two punch\nlines ahead of the competition. Lending entirely new meaning to\n“<\/b><\/i>Darwinian Survival of the Fittest<\/b><\/u><\/i>!"\nAs requiring a wicked sense of humor! The environmental and\nneurological evidence already support this, making information more\nfundamental than energy, and ensuring that the greater context or,\n<\/b><\/i>The Greater Truth, Inevitably Wins<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>Or, We All Die In The End<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nMerely requiring simple pattern matching, and fuzzy logic, that can\nbe expressed as Metaphoric Logic, or Bullshit Logic, in order for any\ndamn fool to gain a better grasp on, <\/b><\/i>What’s Missing\nFrom This Picture<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJokes,\nfor example, can appear to <\/b><\/i>Defy Causality<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nwhen the context alone seems to determine just how much sense\nanything makes. <\/b><\/i>Momentarily Revealing How Even Jokes\nAre, Ultimately, Context Dependent<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Explaining why\nwe need emotions, as well as, logic, or we inevitably become\nself-defeating. In conventional physics, this same pattern tends to\nbecome <\/b><\/i>Glaringly Obvious, At Extreme Scales And\nMagnitudes<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Such as those of quantum mechanics, a\nblack hole, the speed of light, <\/b><\/i>Or The Mysterious…\nBIG BANG<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Many among us still have their suspicions\nas to the exact origin of the Big Bang, but nobody can prove\nanything! F<\/b><\/i>or\nquite some time now, its been clear to me, that the Pentagon already\nsuspects they’re <\/b><\/i><\/font>Confronting\nA Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nYet, their decision to censor me from every major search engine,\nbefore I came anywhere near finishing my book, implies they either\nhave no real clue as to what the implications are or, for whatever\nreasons, remain committed to conducting, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Business-As-Usual,\nFor The Good-Old-Boys-Clubs<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nregardless of the consequences. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSome\nphysicists are now abandoning projects, like the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Large\nHadron Collider<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nas a complete waste of their time and, likewise, recent discoveries\nin <\/b><\/i><\/font>Chaos\nTheory<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nstrongly imply it will never be able to produce anything remotely\nlike a reasonable explanation, for how quantum mechanics, fuzzy\nlogic, or anything else fundamentally works. Chaos Theory was founded\non the observation that chaos naturally emerges from the simplest\norderly systems and, in turn, now they’ve proven that order\nitself naturally emerges from relatively simple chaotic systems,\nrather quickly at that. <\/b><\/i><\/font>Of\nCourse, Whether You Want To Call That Progress, Or Not<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Just\nDepends On How You Care To Define "Simple", And "Chaos<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Mathematicians\nhave already established that both Newtonian Mechanics and String\nTheory appear to be tautological, while Relativity is blatantly\nself-contradictory, and has turned out to use the same mathematics as\nThermodynamics. In physics jargon: <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nHot Tub Is Getting Too Hot<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTo\nthis day, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Thermodynamics<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nare still struggling to incorporate the arrow of time, suggesting\namong some physicists, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>A\nWatched Clock Will Never Boyle<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>"\nImplying, the two theories merely exchange accuracy for precision,\nwhile quantum mechanics have turned out to be equally accurate and\nprecise, whether you assume everything is random or fated and, like\nThermodynamics, are another "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Ad\nHoc Collection<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>"\nof disparate theories. That don’t agree with each other at all! And,\napparently, don’t require the arrow of time, despite all of\nthe, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Vociferous\nContinuing Protests To The Contrary<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThe second law of Thermodynamics is the only thing suggesting\nthermodynamics require the arrow of time, but it contradicts the\naccepted experimental evidence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOne\nexperiment, using a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Micron\nSized Polystyrene Bead<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nsuspended above a heat bath by "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Optical\nTweezers<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\ncommonly found in any lab today, demonstrates how time can be\nobserved flowing backwards, on even macroscopic scales. Likewise, the\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Quantum\nZeno Effect<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nis easily observable in any lab, where a watched pot of entangled\nparticles will never Boyle, or change in any way whatsoever. So long\nas, you keep peeking at them, <\/b><\/i><\/font>At\nJust The Right Moment<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nBoth suggesting Zeno was an optimist, and the arrow of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Time\nIs Entirely Context Dependent<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nProviding a simple explanation for Relativistic "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Time\nDilation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\nwhy the speed of light is a limit, why <\/b><\/i><\/font>Black\nHoles Evaporate<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand why they have an event horizon, as all the result of space and\ntime themselves, always expressing particle-wave "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Duality<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>In A\nSingularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nProgressively exchanging identities, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Over\nExtreme Scales And Magnitudes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nA black hole has an event horizon because, otherwise, it would embody\na metaphysical extreme that, theoretically, could swallow the entire\nuniverse! <\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>In\nOne Faster Than Light Gulp<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLeaving nobody around to ask the question. Instead, everything ranges<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nfrom, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nIncredibly Vague, Vague, Vague<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand tautological, to the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Explicitly\nHumorous, Laughable, And Self-Contradictory<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nhigh school, I had already figured out that classic logic appears to\nbe tautological, and the accepted grammar of English is\nself-contradictory, yet academia has always dismissed me as merely a\ntroublemaker, and summarily rejected similar complaints, as obviously\nmeaningless while, privately, others have urged me on. Until, today,\nacademics everywhere are now casually helping their own governments\nto censor the mass media, of course, in order to protect their own\nstudents from themselves. Notably, after a century and a half of\npublic education, worldwide, a quarter of their students still claim\nthe sun revolves around the earth! And, are increasingly rejecting\npublic education altogether as, obviously, wholly incapable of\nconvincing even a child that a single thing they say is true. Almost\nnobody knows, or is willing to admit, that the common dictionary\nmerely contains popular definitions, and bringing up the subject\nitself is taboo, with militant atheists dominating academia, and\nmaking up whatever meaningless rhetoric and nonsense words they\nhappen to prefer. Yet, only now, are scientists leaving the US in a\nhuff, complaining about pay walls and increased censorship, making\nopen scientific inquiry impossible, just as the rest of the rest of\nthe world begins to also heavily censor the mass media.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nif academics just can’t bare to shove their noses up their ass\nany further! A quarter of all federal prisoners are harmless\npotheads, that even the guards say are not a threat to society, and\nhippies have been complaining for over half a century, that both\ndemocracy and the environment are rapidly going down the toilet. Now,\nthey’re bugging our computers, stealing our work, and censoring\nus, while still attempting to vehemently deny that 42 is as good as\nit gets. The idiots have been burning the candle at both ends, just\nas fast as they can, and acting as if they can keep this up forever,\nonly to be shocked in recent years that all of their <\/b><\/i><\/font>Nonstop\nBullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nHas finally started to come home to roost! Don Henley famously sang,\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>You\nDon’t Really Want To Know Just How Far Its Gone<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nBut, he was an optimist, who believed many of us still have a choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nlouder the mainstream complains, and the more thoroughly they attempt\nto censor everything, other than their own nonstop complaints, the\nharder it becomes for anyone alive to take any of their endless\ndenials seriously. That is, as anything more important than the usual\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Outlandish\nNonsense<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand meaningless demands, coming from the same <\/b><\/i><\/font>Corrupt\nMindless-Mob<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nPromoted by both academia and the military-industrial complex while,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Throwing\nUp Endless Blue Smoke And Mirrors<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nOver the last half century in particular, academia has become so\nbrazen, that they’re now starting to make the Catholic Church’s\ndecision, to throw Galileo in the dungeon, look positively humane in\ncomparison! At least, the Catholic Church was more honest about their\ntaboos, and who they supported oppressing, with our modern\ninstitutions being accused of, once again, even promoting\nantisemitism! Proving that academic humanities haven’t made any\nmeaningful progress in almost a century, thanks to nobody bothering\nto ever use a dictionary and, they might as well, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Roll\nOver And Play Dead<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tForget\nabout all of the so-called, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Political\nBullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\nthe courts even allowed the State of Virginia to steal the retirement\nfund of their own state employees, when they didn’t even need\nthe money! More <\/b><\/i><\/font>Democrats<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nthan republicans now insist, the constitution is totally irrelevant,\nand so is the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Ultra\nConservative Supreme Court<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nwho agree with them! Testing their DNA is now the most reliable way\nto determine how anyone votes, while millionaires with advanced\ndegrees, have begun <\/b><\/i><\/font>Storming\nThe Palace With Knives And Pitchforks<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nThe term “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Politics<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nhas become merely another reality TV marketing buzz word. <\/b><\/i><\/font>Which,\nOf Course, Are All Scripted, Possibly By A Hundred Monkeys, Banging\nAway On Typewriters<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSimilar\nto a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Stock\nMarket Bubble<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nthe longer they drag this out, the more it will hurt, but they’re\ncommitted, or should be, with millennia of institutionalized\ngood-old-boy insanity, and trillions of dollars worth of inertia\ninvested, while the best that I can possibly hope to accomplish by\nwriting this book, is to help others avoid the worst of their ongoing\ninsanity, and <\/b><\/i><\/font>Prepare\nFor All Hell To Break Loose<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAmong numerous other things, what the Pentagon, and everyone else,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Appear\nTo All Be In Complete Denial Of<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIs the simple fact, that it really doesn’t matter if they use\nquantum computers, to spit out all of the analog logic that anyone\ncould possibly desire, or even if they somehow manage to produce a\ncomplete, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Theory\nof Everything<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”.\nUnless they lose their taboos and biases, even Albert Einstein\nhimself could never hope to comprehend how analog logic actually\nworks, or the best applications, precisely because he swore they\nwere, ~*<\/b><\/i><\/font>Spoooky!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>*~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Aliens\nfrom another planet<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\ncould gave humanity an encyclopedia for, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nMeaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nand most would simply deny a great deal of the evidence, just as the\nCatholic Church did with Galileo, and <\/b><\/i><\/font>Continue\nTo Cherry-Pick Whatever Answers Support Their Ongoing Insanity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, others might simply hide under their desk <\/b><\/i><\/font>Out\nOf Shame<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand die of a heart attack. Sure, they can keep right on designing all\nkinds of fancy new weapons and gadgets, that people can even sell at\na handsome profit, nevertheless, like the Catholic Church, all of\ntheir skills and technology will progressively become obsolete. As\neveryone works overtime to automate themselves out of a job,\ncomplaining the entire time that, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Sadly,\nThere Can Be No Justice In This World<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>When\nEveryone Argues Over The Definition Of Stupid<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nNor will the process require hundreds of years, as it did for the\nCatholic Church.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nChinese<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nhave already automated most of their own electronics industry, and\nphysicians have reported <\/b><\/i><\/font>Severe\nBurn-Out And Fatigue<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nin a heroic decade long effort to create an AI that can replace them.\nThe louder the idiots keep <\/b><\/i><\/font>Protesting,"It’s\nA Dog-Eat-Dog World<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>"\nThat they have no real choice in the matter, the faster they will\nautomate themselves out of a job, while my <\/b><\/i><\/font>Information\nSingularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nprovides a viable alternative, to marching over the nearest cliff\nlike so many lemmings! Preferring to, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Simply\nAutomate Themselves Out Of A Job<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nFor the benefit of the good-old-boys-clubs who, in turn, will\ninevitably automate themselves out a job! Half of all Wall Street\ntrades are now done by computers and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Rumor\nHas It, Terminator Robots Have Been Quietly Replacing Strategic\nTraders, On The Stock Market Floor<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAs, simultaneously, the high tech oligopolies play, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>All\nAround The Mulberry Bush, The Monkey Chased The Weasel<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Right\nAlong With The Pentagon!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nComplaining the entire time, <\/b><\/i><\/font>There’s\nNobody In Charge Around Here<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, the Supreme Court threatens to write their own constitution,\nso the Pentagon knows exactly who’s in charge around here! And,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Exactly\nWho Everyone Must Swear To Defend<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIt\nwas the romantic Allan Watts who, once again, famously popularized\nthe polite Asian metaphor of, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>God\nPlays Peek-A-Boo<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nYet, a more blunt western equivalent would be: “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nTruth Hurts For A Reason<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nWhich is why, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nTruth Alone Can Effortlessly Pop Your Bubble<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nJust as many times as necessary! In order to get your attention! If\nyou repeatedly reject your own innate sense of humor, then: <\/b><\/i><\/font>You\nAre The Problem Dummy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhether anything is paradoxical or not, including the "Liar’s\nParadox", <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nSimple Truth Is, Stupid Is As Stupid Does<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Which\nWhy The Truth Only Hurts For A Reason<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Or,\nStupid Would Know Better<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>…\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>And,\nBe Just A Little Too Smart For Their Own Britches<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNor\ndoes it matter in the least what you believe and, for example, if you\nhappen to believe, in some sort of abstract manner, that life\nultimately makes no real sense, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nTruth Can Still Do A Line Dance<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Repeatedly\nPopping Your Bubble, Funky Monkey Style<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAs difficult as this humble, inconvenient, fact of life is for many\nto accept, it simply doesn’t matter how intelligent,\nknowledgeable, wealthy, and powerful you are, nor does it matter in\nthe least if you are every bit as wise, modest, and sophisticated as\nthe <\/b><\/i><\/font>Dali\nLama<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand can meditate on the bottom of a pool for an hour. Those are all\nthings that aren’t taboo in civilization and, although they can\nbe enormously helpful in countless situations, it was the smallest\namong them who <\/b><\/i><\/font>Actually\nBroke The Spell<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nwithout even trying, <\/b><\/i><\/font>By\nMerely Laughing At The Funny Naked Man In The Parade<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhich\nis an example of what physicists call the “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Butterfly\nEffect<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nbut with the noteworthy difference that, unlike their more common\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Abstract\nCartoonish Example<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nof a butterfly causing a hurricane, mine is much much more personal,\ndescriptive, and controversial. “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Once\nI Dreamed I Was A Butterfly, Determined to Start A Hurricane<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>For\nThe Weatherman To Enjoy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nThe story of the Emperor’s New Clothes is merely a child’s\nfairy tale, and not a famous work of Shakespeare, because the\nestablishment would have burned Shakespeare alive at the stake, if he\never attempted to write a serious, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Adult\nVersion<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>".\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Out,\nOut Damn Spot<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Guilt\nIs Such A Terrible Thing To Waste<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWith one bank in Chicago hiring a full-time psychologist for their\ncustomers, that is, those making the minimum ten million dollar\ndeposit. So they’re guaranteed to get <\/b><\/i><\/font>Instant\nRelief, Whenever They Cry All The Way To The Bank<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nestablishment would rather you felt pity, outrage, fear, disgust,\ndisdain, and outright revulsion for them, then to have everyone laugh\ntheir ass off at them. <\/b><\/i><\/font>Sticks\nAnd Stones May Break My Bones<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut I’ll sue you in court for defamation too, if you dare to\ncrack a joke that actually costs my <\/b><\/i><\/font>Business\nMoney<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, have you censored from the mass media entirely, if you attempt\nto reveal the truth in some other fashion. Conservatives, even\npressured the networks to take the popular sitcom “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Soap”\nOff The Air<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Democracy\nFor Sale, Attempting To Hide More Crap In Their Diapers<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nBecause they couldn’t be bothered to change the channel, and\nbelieved, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nEmperor’s New Clothes Were The Latest Fashion And, Definitely,\nWorth Every Penny<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJust\nas logic can sometimes be <\/b><\/i><\/font>Deadly\nAccurate<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\nJokes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\ncan be wildly more efficient at revealing the truth, the whole truth,\nand nothing but the truth, <\/b><\/i><\/font>So\nHelp Me God<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nSo, judges will commonly hold you in contempt of court, for daring to\ncrack a joke, or just for laughing, which is a privilege the judges\nreserve for themselves. Courts also still commonly refuse to ever <\/b><\/i><\/font>Use\nLie Detectors<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\ndespite almost any lie detector today being much more accurate than\npeople. Modern lie detectors approach the accuracy of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Newtonian\nMechanics<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nwhile, among other things, my own work involves giving them the\nincredible precision of quantum mechanics. That way, the judges can\nstill claim <\/b><\/i><\/font>Americans\nHave The Best Justice That Money Can Buy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nW<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>hile,\nlying is merely another privilege judges reserve for themselves and,\nof course, their good-old-boys-clubs. Making much more sense out of\nwhy people still commonly deny the self-evident truth, why we still\nhave so many taboos against using crude analog logic, and how "<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nButterfly Effect" Is Similar To Both "The Domino Effect"\nAnd "Crap Rolling Downhill<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nT<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>he\nresemblance is the result of pattern matching, being ridiculously\nmore efficient but, also, much more error prone, and less useful the\nmore people there are involved. When keeping it simple stupid! Can\neasily transform into: <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nWorst Three Stooges Slapstick Imaginable<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Mindlessly\nRanting And Raving<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nfreedom of speech in America has become the freedom to spout all of\nthe hate, anger, sarcasm, wild accusations, insinuations, and\nconspiracy theories that your <\/b><\/i><\/font>Little\nHeart Desires<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nwhile genuine humor and the truth are both extensively censored from\nthe mass media. Websites, for example, are normally designed to\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Attract\nTrolls, And Flies<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWho attract more business, with almost none of them being designed to\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Promote\nHumor, Or The Truth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nWhen I’ve informed people who complain about trolls online,\nthat according to their own definition for a troll, most websites are\ndesigned to attract and defend trolls, they instantly stop talking to\nme altogether, and I recommend it as an easy way to avoid and get rid\nof trolls. Likewise, the younger generation are the first to catch on\nthat <\/b><\/i><\/font>Analog\nLogic<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nis incorporated into every bot online, and they’ll often call\nme a bot, and stop talking to me altogether, if I merely use analog\nlogic. Making it yet another easy way to get rid of trolls who, like\nany other bullies, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Frequently\nConfuse Sarcasm<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nwith more genuine humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWebsites\ncommonly promote trolls, sometimes, creating their own giant "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Echo\nChambers<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>"\nand, most trolls have no real clue just how easy it is, for someone\nwith a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Subtle\nSense Of Humor<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nto make them all <\/b><\/i><\/font>Turn\nBeet Red<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nEmbarrassing themselves repeatedly, or inspiring them to chase their\nown tails in the corner! The more contentious among them rely heavily\non websites booting anyone off, who actually has a well developed\nsense of humor. Competing for the lowest common denominator,\nprotecting their own trolls in order to attract more business, that\ndoesn’t use analog logic, which is heavily classified and censored.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Archetypal\nSarcastic Caricatures<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nthat only require a minimum in artificial intelligence, and can be\nmixed and matched at will, such as, <\/b><\/i><\/font>WC\nFields and Goldilocks<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nare all you really need in order to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Make\nBots Indistinguishable From The Idiots<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, to totally automate the process of providing the Three Stooges\nwith their very own, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Customized\nLowbrow Virtual Reality<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nRecently, a half century old AI beat its more modern competition in a\n"Turing Test", because nobody could believe an AI could be\nthat stupid.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlong\nwith all the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Fake\nNews and Misinformation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nalready out there, now they’re filling entire websites with endless\nbots, which are often much more exciting, interesting, and easier to\nfollow, than wasting your time talking to real people. <\/b><\/i><\/font>Real\nPeople Just Aren’t Fake Enough<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>And,\nNeed To Work Harder, On Faking It Til Ya Make It Baby<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThe latest AI generated Chinese TV star, is entirely synthetic and,\nso compelling, its beating out all of the other competition. Yet,\ncorporations keep attempting to make bots that resemble the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Beaver\nCleaver<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nfamily instead! Outside of the US, other countries are complaining\nthat <\/b><\/i><\/font>Fox\nNews<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nis ruining their reputable news outlets, but that’s only\nbecause all of them have made analog logic and humor taboo, like\neveryone else. Likewise, Taoists commonly promote the idea of\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Oneness<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nyet deny that their own paradoxes have any real meaning, as if,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Oneness\nMeans Life Is Meaningless<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlthough\nI can sympathize with both academia and traditional Taoists, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Thanks\nTo The Devil Himself Actually Having A Better Sense Of Humor<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nEntire Planet Is Rapidly Spiraling Down The Toilet<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIn my opinion, we need to be a little more constructive than the\nCatholic Church was with Galileo, and learn how to share our words\nand play nice, like adults. My example of, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nButterfly Effect, Starkly Illustrates How Our Universe Could Not Care\nLess About How Polite You Are, Or How Contentious<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Or,\nHow Many Flaming Idiots Agree With Your Particular Brand Of Insanity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLife only superficially resembles a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Pool\nTable, Winnie the Pooh<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\nAnd Three Stooges Comedy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbecause we happen to inhabit a metaphorical universe. According to\nclassic logic, experiments in physics suggesting that 42 is as good\nas it gets, makes everything ultimately meaningless, yet the actual\nphysical evidence itself confirms that pattern matching and Karma\nrule the universe. Making humor more fundamental than logic, and\nrequiring contextual vagueness, pattern matching, and linguistic\nmathematics in order to make more sense out of it all, while hinting\nat feasible ways in which to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Save\nThe Whole Damn Planet<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIronically,\nthe Emperor in the story can be described as innocently attempting to\navoid being embarrassed, because he had gained weight, and needed to\nbuy new clothes and, due to his social status, he was extremely\nself-conscious about people laughing at him. In a Singularity, simple\nsymmetry ensures that, <\/b><\/i><\/font>We\nAre All Both Flaming Geniuses And Drooling Idiots Alike<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nTrick Is To:<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Be\nThe Drooling Idiot We Can All Come To Know And Love<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nOf course, without abandoning your brain on the side of the road! Or,\nthrowing the baby out with the bathwater! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>On\nThe Playground Of Life, In The School Of Hard Knocks<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Stupid\nIs As Stupid Does<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nMounting Evidence Indicates That Rocket Scientists And Brain Surgeons\nAre No More Intelligent Than Anyone Else<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nYour IQ can even go up and down significantly on a daily basis!\nChanging according to the weather, the amount of air pollution,\nwhether you wear polyester, or just from watching too much TV. The\nissue is not so much how smart you are, but your personal integrity,\nwith most people going through distinct stages in their career from\nneutral, to enthusiastic, to finally jaded. <\/b><\/i><\/font>More\nCompelling Evidence, If You Wish To Call It That, Is The Fact Working\nMemory Remains The Only Known Reliable Measure Of Anyone’s\nCareer Potential<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhich is what you’d expect in a flock of chickens…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tObviously,\nthe importance of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Intelligence\nHas Been Greatly Exaggerated<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nby all of the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Endless\nNonstop Three Stooges Slapstick<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nTraditionally, supported by academia in order to justify their own\nimportance. Not to mention, their ability to keep denying half of\nreality, for the sake of the mainstream and, of course, the\ngood-old-boys-clubs. Yet, Mother Nature merely laughs at all of our\npetty hubris and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Childish\nPretensions<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>That\nWe Actually Know What The Hell We’re Doing<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nAs if, we are all mere <\/b><\/i><\/font>Infants,\nWallowing In Our Own Crap<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, playing around with dolls, and still struggling to learn how\nto talk, and use the potty! Ominously, potty training is inevitable\nin a Singularity, and humanity’s time has finally arrived\nwhile, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nUS Now Appears Determined<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>…\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>To\nLead The Parade<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n \tInformation\nand communications <\/b><\/i><\/font>Behave\nVery Differently,<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nfrom what you would expect in a simple causal metaphysical universe,\nrequiring <\/b><\/i><\/font>Metaphoric\nLogic, Or Bullshit Logic<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut life still remains two steps forward, and one back again.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Eternally\nAbiding In Our Moment<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>….\nGreater harmony neither acts nor reasons, as we dance delightfully\nbetween invisible moonbeams and, with any luck, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Avoid\nFalling On Our Ass<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIn physics, its what’s known as a “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Drunkard’s\nWalk<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nOne that staggers between order and chaos, but still gets you\nsomewhere. Reflecting, the more mechanical half of our mortal\nexistence, that emerges from the more <\/b><\/i><\/font>Organic\nMagic Of Existence Itself<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Which\nIs Truly A Miracle To Believe In<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nOr, to deny all that your little heart might desire! Its even\npossible to desire, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nTaboo Against Having Taboos<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nThankfully, 90% of this game is half-mental, and embracing bullshit\nis the easiest way to eliminate a lot of bullshit! <\/b><\/i><\/font>So,\nSet Your Bullshit Free<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>And,\nSee If It Comes Back To Haunt You<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>If It\nDoesn’t, Maybe Its Not Complete Bullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOne\nof the first practical applications, for my "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Quantized\nInformation Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\nis to create alternatives to the current <\/b><\/i><\/font>Academic\nPeer Review<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nsystems, making many of them <\/b><\/i><\/font>Obsolete\nOvernight!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nAlthough that might sound pretentious on my part, the embarrassing\ntruth is, over the last century, academia has invested so much time\nand energy into denying their own mountain of evidence, that they’ve\nmade it easy for anyone to <\/b><\/i><\/font>Retrodict<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nfrom all the data, whatever they want to know about any branch of the\nsciences. These days, they call it “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Big\nData<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\nFrom Star Trek<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut my <\/b><\/i><\/font>Information\nSingularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nmerely collates Big Data, or his Kin, for what’s missing from\nthis picture. Which is incredibly faster, easier, and more efficient.\nSo much so, that you should frequently be able to use simplified\nalgorithms and an ordinary laptop, with a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Thumb\nDrive<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nrather than the complete multidimensional multifractal equation and\nan industrial computer. Making it additionally possible for anyone\nto, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Gain\nA Better Grasp<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>On\nWhat’s Missing From This Picture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIn any particular line of research they may happen to prefer, which\nacademics have so diligently, and thoughtfully, attempted to hide in\nplain sight, <\/b><\/i><\/font>While\nDaring Anyone To Laugh<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHence,\nmy <\/b><\/i><\/font>Tar\nBaby<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nis aimed squarely at academia, who are simultaneously the truly\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Ancient\nOrigins Of Our Current, Anally Persistent, Problems<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nYet, the only people alive capable of solving most of them or,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Seriously\nIntent On Creating New Ones<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nOnce, an academic asked me what can be done to address the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Endless\nLooming Man-Made Catastrophes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Now\nThreatening The Future Of The Entire Human Race<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Not To\nMention, FREE WILLIE<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLosing my temper, I angrily suggested that he find out who is\nteaching all these idiots, how to destroy the planet faster! <\/b><\/i><\/font>Call\nMe Brain Damaged<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>But,\nEither The Right Hand Knows What The Left Hand Is Doing, Or We’re All\nScrewed<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThey’re stubbornly determined to keep on denying that there’s\nno conventional fix for all of our problems and, as a result, their\nown <\/b><\/i><\/font>Self-Imposed\nProblems<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\ncan only multiply, and transform, into <\/b><\/i><\/font>A\nLandslide Of Lowbrow Slapstick<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nSo, I cover a great deal of their lowbrow slapstick in the following\nchapters, in part, to give people a better feel for the\npossibilities, and just how useful it can be to collate data, in any\nparticular line of research. Providing explicit instructions for how\nto, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Make\nUnique Predictions, For What New Disasters<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>…\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Academia\nWill Inspire Next<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, most will simply insist on carefully censoring everything,\njust as I’ve already been <\/b><\/i><\/font>XXXXXXXX<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nwhile declaring war on anything they can’t easily censor! Regardless,\nneither our governments, nor any other mainstream institution, will\nallow academia to make <\/b><\/i><\/font>Any\nFundamental Changes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nunless they have no choice, so I intend to leave them with, <\/b><\/i><\/font>No\nViable Alternatives Left<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Potty\nTraining Begins At Home Dammit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nFor example, most of the first AI developed for commercial purposes,\nturned out to be worthless for what they were originally designed\nfor, while a recent decade long effort to create an <\/b><\/i><\/font>AI\nThat Can Write<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nscientific theories and papers, spit out an endless stream of\nextremely convincing sounding papers, that were all <\/b><\/i><\/font>Complete\nBullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nYou would think the researchers had deliberately set out to destroy\nwhat’s left of their own peer review system, which has been\nstruggling to keep their heads above water for decades. By all\naccounts, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Academic\nArtificial Intelligence<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Has\nTurned Out To Be, A Redundant Oxymoron<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLikewise, over a trillion dollars was invested in <\/b><\/i><\/font>AI\nResearch<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nin one year alone, yet everyone was surprised, when all of the newer\ncommercial AI, started to resemble the TV sitcom character of “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Archie\nBunker<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nexpressing racist, ageist, sexist, and homophobic biases.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Which\nIs Merely The Default<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nnetworking systems logic in a Singularity, when the lights are on,\nbut nobody’s home, and happens to be related to the "Shannon\nEntropy", that they’re all still using to design everything, and\nwhat physicists technically refer to as the, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Two\nFaces of Janus<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>”\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>And,\nEven More Enigmatic<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>“Yin-Yangy\nPush-Me-Pull-You Dynamics<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nCombined, these two form a particle-wave duality, composed of\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Eigenstates\nAnd Virtual Particles<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nor the quantum mechanical equivalent of, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Blue\nSmoke And Mirrors<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nWhich can be used to model everything as simultaneously random and\nfated. Bereft the slightest good taste or mercy, their irate\ncombination ensures the individual remains eternally fated to decide,\nfor themselves, just exactly what the hell is going on! Explaining\nwhy the everyday world around us appears to be so deterministic yet,\nwe also have the quantum observer effect, and the, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Infamous\nCollapse Of The Wave-Function<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhere the more things change, the more they stay the same and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Nobody\nIs Ever Satisfied<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nBut, the easier it becomes to <\/b><\/i><\/font>Normalize\nAny Expectations<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nsuch as extremes in humor and beauty! Reconciling the two for\nourselves, and our partners. Inexplicably, and paradoxically, the two\nbecoming more satisfying as, simultaneously, they blunt our\nexpectations and preconceptions. As we become all the more authentic\nand harmonious in the moment, as not only individuals but,\ncollectively, as social animals, and <\/b><\/i><\/font>Small\nFurry Mammals<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tExpressing\na, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Rainbow\nSpectrum of Desires<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nFrom whence a modified version of Bertram Maslow’s famous\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Hierarchy\nof Needs!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Doth\nEmerge<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nGraciously Ensuring Darwinian <\/b><\/i><\/font>Survival\nof the Fittest Remains A Complete Oxymoron<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Unless,\nYou Can Retain Your Sense Of Humor<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhat most people desire in a good boss, for example, is also what\nfemale chimpanzees commonly select for in, <\/b><\/i><\/font>An\nAlpha Male<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nThat is, someone who won’t interfere in petty disputes, but who\nintervenes decisively when necessary, in order to maintain the peace,\nas well as, providing food for the troops. Which is also the\ntraditional <\/b><\/i><\/font>Ideal\nPatriarch<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nNeither being angry all the time, depressed all the time, nor simply\ncontent to socialize, or contemplate your own navel, is necessarily\nall that helpful and, male or female, the trick is to remain somewhat\nflexible, for whenever the light bulb might come on, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Contributing\nTo Global Warming<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nNotably, women tend to make more reliable matriarchs in the business\nworld, while men tend to be more creative.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Archie\nBunker<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nbeing the default networking systems logic, also explains why\nrepeated studies have indicated that, even people who believe they’re\nnot racist, and do everything they can to avoid and combat racism,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Still\nHave Unconscious Racial Biases<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLowbrow slapstick merely <\/b><\/i><\/font>Reflects\nThe More Mechanical<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\nMental Masturbation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nside of existence, that applies on a cellular level, to information\nitself, and <\/b><\/i><\/font>Even\nApplies To Inanimate Objects<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nT<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>his\nsame pattern is already showing up repeatedly in physics, with the\nexample I gave of the one experiment indicating that we inhabit a\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Goldilocks\nUniverse<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nConspicuously drawing attention to the fact, over vast scales and\nmagnitudes, lowbrow slapstick manifests in even inanimate objects.\nReflecting how <\/b><\/i><\/font>A\nSingularity Demands Attention<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nDue to the universal recursion in the principle of identity, which\nexpresses its own distinctive recursive symmetry, as pattern\nmatching.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\na long time now, its been widely known that the earth’s\ncomposition, moon, orbit around the sun, and even our orbit within\nthe galaxy, all appear to be “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Just\nRight<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nfor life as we know it <\/b><\/i><\/font>Yet,\nNobody Predicted We Occupy A Goldilocks Universe<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Because\nits taboo in the mainstream and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Anathema\nIn Academia<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nGoldilocks has become a new buzz word in physics, that’s likely to be\ncensored, and there should be four related “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Root\nMetaphors<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nthat overlap, and express the more <\/b><\/i><\/font>Wishy-Washy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nemotional-logic of Intuitionistic Mathematics, as a multidimensional\nmultifractal equation. Mathematically speaking, the four combined\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Form A\nTorus<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nwhich is the same way the neurons in our brains organize for\ncommunication, <\/b><\/i><\/font>With\nOne Ring To Bind Them All<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Lost\nIn Space, Somewhere In The Twilight Zone<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>On\nThe Far Side, Beyond The Outer Limits Of Gilligan’s Island<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Where\nThere Yet Abides The Largest Of All Known Circle-Jerks<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>In\nThe Entire Animal Kingdom<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>The\nDude Himself<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\nparticular interest, pattern matching and networking systems logics,\nshould help to explain immune system dysfunctions, and how the\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Placebo\nEffect Works<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nas expressing Yin and Yang, with our immune and <\/b><\/i><\/font>Reproductive\nSystem Meeting In The Brain<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nContrary to all the theories, yet again, the two appear to <\/b><\/i><\/font>Form\nThe Brain<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, should produce a nonlinear “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Drunkard’s\nWalk<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nbetween order and chaos, one that becomes more efficient the better\nyour sense of humor. Expressing the "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Lowest\nPossible Energy State Of The Complete System<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Or The\nHighest, For The Dude Himself<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nDemonstrating,<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nhow organic life as we know it is normally animated, thinks, and\ncommunicates, in a geometric, or mathematical fashion. For example,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Fungi<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\n(Fun-Guy) have proven to think and communicate in a more geometric\nfashion, than we do, exemplifying how geometry and dynamics\nprogressively exchange identities, according to the four root\nmetaphors, which should apply to the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Four\nPhylums, Whenever Five Sheets To The Wind<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMaking\nwhat is communication, random noise and meaningful, inevitably up the\nto the individual observer to decide, because it represents a\nmysterious, unfathomable, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Universal\nRecursion in the Principle of Identity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nEven the cells of our own bodies comprehend cussing and, instead of\nthe more flattering “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Cosmic\nConsciousness<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>”\nThat so many romantic scientists dream of, they’re privileged\nto document <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nLess Than Flattering<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nlowbrow slapstick of the Muppet Show and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Vaudeville\nStage And Theater<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Of\nThe Mind<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Where\nInstant Karma’s Gonna Getcha Baby<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhich you could say, is Mother Nature’s way of attempting to\nget their attention, and encourage them to learn how to use the\npotty. To share their words and play nice, and to never forget,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Even\nThough Yogi Berra Was From Another Planet Altogether<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Knowing\nOnly That He Knew Nothing, Absolutely Nothing, Nothing Whatsoever<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>He\nBecame Aware That 90% Of This Game Is Half-Mental<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Thus,\nIn Grasping What’s Missing From This Picture, From Somewhere\nWay Far Out In Left Field<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Yogi\nMade It To The Potty On Time<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWriting\nthis book required 35 years of dedicated private research, including\n15 years spent studying six versions of the Tao Te Ching, then\ncracking the analog logic of the text by accident, and spending yet\nanother 15 years writing full-time, only to be censored. Making it\nimpossible for me to earn money off a lifetime of work, so I decided\nto give the brazen lowlife thieves way more than they ever bargained\nfor! However, all I’m actually doing, in order to write this\nbook, is the equivalent of retrodicting from the Big Picture, on the\nlid of the box. Due to its complex symmetry, this book resembles an\nordinary table top jig saw puzzle, but one you have to do five times\nin order to get it right, because the pieces all have similar shapes.\nIt’s just a giant word puzzle, that even a small child can make\nsignificant contributions to, but one so enormous, with such a\ndetailed pattern, that you have to study the Tao Te Ching for\ndecades, in order to have any real chance of finishing a book like\nthis one, within your lifetime. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ncomplete puzzle, for the poetry alone, would include 4,430 poems, or\nperhaps 20,000 pages worth, which the Chinese sometimes call, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nBook That Can Never Be Written<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nThankfully, we only need 430 poems for a good approximation but, even\nthat many, would require fifty years for me to write by myself, while\nothers can easily finish my work in the public domain. That is,\nassuming every country doesn’t censor me, like the US has.\nLeveraging contextual vagueness to express a line of crap a thousand\nmiles long, the book obeys a well known multidimensional\nmultifractal, or<\/b><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>A\nFractured Fairy Tale Equation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nA Fractal Dragon that emerges from a Mandelbrot, with their\ncomplexity reflecting,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>What’s\nMissing From This Picture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nModern <\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>supercomputers\ncan spit the entire thing out in about three years, but they’re\nall classified and regulated by the military-industrial complex, so I\ndecided to save people the trouble, and make it much easier to\naccomplish, on considerably less powerful computers. The entire book,\nincluding this chapter, essentially says, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nBullshit That Can Be Spoken Of Is Not The Enduring Bullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nHowever, every context requiring a significant amount of content,\nmeans symmetry applies to everything, including the asymmetrical, and\nthe reader must always supply some of the content themselves,\nleveraging the quantum mechanics in their own brain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Its\nThe Simple Shit That Always Gets You<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, tiny infants remain the unrivaled masters of Bullshit Logic,\nwho often get the simple shit that escapes adults, and can\neffortlessly spit out more zingers than anybody alive. Taoists like\nto say, “The humor of the toddler is the hardest to master”\nbecause, of course, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>You\nAre The Toddler Dummy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nTheir little empty heads work better as an abacus, or a slide-ruler,\nfor words and concepts, and an AI can emulate that for an adult, and\nmuch more, using the exhaustive default geometry in our poetry. Older\nchildren are the recognized masters of the short form of our “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Oneness\nPoetry<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nbecause, again, they tend to get the simple shit that escapes adults,\nand advanced versions of this book can be simplified down for\ndifferent audiences, for example, eliminating the cussing, and\nspecifically designing versions for children as well. Supplying an\nentirely new way to formulate the emotional-logic of Intuitionistic\nmathematics, that can be used to translate the mathematics in this\nbook into AI and virtual reality engines, making the book that much\nmore interactive.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\na nonlinear VR engine, that can easily <\/b><\/i><\/font>Exchange\nScales And Magnitudes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nwould empower physicists to make more sense out of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Feynman\nDiagrams<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand see how they humorously apply on macroscopic scales. Manifesting\nin different ways on larger scales, but remaining every bit as\nbizarre as they are on the subatomic, whenever you account for what’s\nmissing from this picture. Additionally, making it easier for anyone\nto learn the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Linguistic-Mathematics\nAnd Physics of a Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nand, quite noticeably, easier to generate more macroscopic quantum\neffects. Or, what is commonly referred to as: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Synchronicity,\nMagic, or the Collective Unconscious<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tResembling\nthe ground state in quantum mechanics and, whether you want to call\nit Magic or Science, just depends on the observer and the context.\nClassic logic can be deadly accurate, and is more efficient in a\nquarter of all cases, while fuzzy logic applies more often, and can\nbe anywhere from 10,000-100,000x more efficient than using classic\nlogic, and quantum systems can be up to 125% efficient. Which makes\nno damn sense whatsoever, unless the truth itself speaks louder than\nwords, and is magically more attractive, meaningful, harmonious,\nhumorous, efficient, self-assembling, self-correcting,\nself-organizing, self-evident, self-explanatory, easier to measure,\neasier to maintain, and just plain better. Quanta commonly express\ngreater humble efficiency and elegant simplicity, within the\ncomplexity of their symmetry, while genuine laughter can be compared\nto what Leibniz called the “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Lifeforce<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>”\nWhat physicists today describe as "Virtual Particles" and,\nthe ancient Chinese called, "Chi!"<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>The\nInvisible Flow, Within The Empty Void<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>…<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nBut, more often, hippies prefer to say, "Whenever Harmony Is\nLost, Balance Will Be Restored!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Superpowers<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nand others have been conducting research into psychic phenomena, for\nwell over half a century, while my work explains how to quantify,\namplify, and automate magic, in explicit detail, in the public\ndomain. Making it quite possible to <\/b><\/i><\/font>Start\nA New Arms Race<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nfor who has the better sense of humor! For example, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Sparkling\nLaughter<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nthe infectious kind that nobody can resist, provides an easy way to\nmeasure the truth itself, according to fuzzy logic and quantum\nmechanics, but with up to fourteen decimal places of precision, if\nyou use the latest cutting edge neurological science and technology.\nMy father had such laughter, and could stop any of our arguments dead\nin their tracks, and we would always quickly and calmly settle our\ndisputes, just as soon as we stopped laughing. Sometimes, puzzled as\nto why we had been so convinced that we had to keep arguing. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBasically,\nhis subconscious mind saw more of the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Big\nPicture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nrecognizing the pattern, and used pattern matching to communicate\nwith our own subconscious. Over-riding our conscious minds, which\nwere determined to keep on arguing, but our subconscious just didn’t\nbuy it anymore! However, normally, you don’t require the\noutrageous precision of quantum mechanics, and anyone can easily\nmeasure and document Sparkling Laughter, and related phenomena. In\ntheir own living room if they prefer, using something as ordinary as\na video camera or laptop and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Basic\nFuzzy Logic<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nProviding yet another easy way in which to do a complete end-run\naround academia and the military-industrial complex’s ongoing,\nincreasingly elaborate, attempts to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Censor\nHalf Of Reality<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\npoems can be considered a “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Quantized\nInformation Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nincorporating Intuitionistic mathematics and physics, which can be\ntreated as both mechanical and organic, social and anti-social,\ncausal and acausal, science and magic, because they’re\nessentially powered by the reader’s own more organic magic or,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Personal\nTruth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nWhat can also be thought of as a “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Lesser\nTruth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nof the “<\/b><\/i><\/font>One\nGreater Truth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nthat all of humanity shares. That which binds the universe together!\nSpeaking louder than words! <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nOne Truth Defies Any And All Attempts At Explanation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nReflected in such undeniable facts, as our brains being fundamentally\nquantum mechanical, and our inhabiting a “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Goldilocks\nUniverse<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>."\nFor there are many lesser truths, but <\/b><\/i><\/font>Only\nOne Greater Truth That We Share<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThe One Truth of Socrates, which unconditionally lends every lesser\ntruth greater meaning. Which was actually a common Tribal belief in\nhis day of, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nMemory of God<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nthe resplendent face whom none may look upon and remember in all his\nglory. Where thought and memory, space and time, energy and\ninformation, constantly blur into one…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nof which might sound like <\/b><\/i><\/font>Just\nSo Much Mystical Metaphysical Mumbo Jumbo<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut this book provides its own evidence, according to\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Functionalist<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nor "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Contextualist<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>"<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>,\nah, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Standards<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\nand describes how <\/b><\/i><\/font>Fractal\nGeometry<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nand Chaos Theory must obey their own particle-wave duality, on even\nmacroscopic scales. If anything, modern science and technology are\nboth making it progressively harder to deny the simple truth, that\nthe truth is self-organizing while, we most certainly don’t\nhave time to mess around with attempting to break it to them gently!\nBefore they destroy the entire planet! <\/b><\/i><\/font>In\na Chaotic, Funky Monkey, Fractured Fairy Tale, Fuzzy Wuzzy, Wavy\nGravy, Adult Muppet Show Particle-Wave Duality:<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Wonder\nRemains The Beginning Of All Wisdom<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Which\nIs Why Ya Gotta Learn How Laugh If It Kills You<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nonly way to compel academia to change, is to develop advanced\ntechnology that can force them to change and, for example, if\ninvestors had simply gone on the assumption that academics are merely\nattempting to deny that 42 is as good as it gets, they could have\neasily avoided investing their money in recent attempts to\ncommercialize the first AI. Most of which, turned out to be utterly\nuseless for what they were designed for. My own work makes a large\nnumber of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Unique\nPredictions<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\npossible, that can even be used to manipulate the stock market if you\nwant, using a simple laptop. Using simple pattern matching, to invert\nthe <\/b><\/i><\/font>Quantum\nObserver Effect<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nmakes it incredibly faster, easier, and more efficient, to make a\nwide variety of unique predictions, that academia and the\nmilitary-industrial complex are entirely incapable of making. That\ndoesn’t mean an "Information Singularity" will destroy the\nentire world economy, or start WWIV, merely provide a viable\nalternative, to the "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Winner\nTakes All Economy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSure,\nthey can imitate my approach, and are trying their best but, thanks\nto all of their institutionalized taboos, and good-old-boy bullshit,\nworking like <\/b><\/i><\/font>Blinders\nOn A Horse<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nthat they all wear, they remain incapable of making nearly as many\nunique predictions, and incredibly less efficient. Even if they use\nthe same algorithms, and create an artificial neural network capable\nof thinking like a human, all they will produce are modified\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Schizophrenic\nVersions Of Archie Bunker<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nthat they have to use additional training to get them to behave\nthemselves, or AI that merely laugh at all of their childish\nnonsense, while their stunted senses of humor will ensure they\noverlook countless subtle nuances in the Big Picture. In other words,\nthe harder they attempt to control reality itself, going to such\nridiculous extremes, the more self-defeating they’re becoming,\nand the easier they’re making it for others, to find effective ways\naround all of their nonsense. So, of course, I gave every spy online\nmy Tar Baby, so they could all have time to think about it, and to\ntest my ideas out on each other first, before the shit hits the fan\nany harder! Like I said, its already quite possible to start an arms\nrace, for who has the better sense of humor and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Turn\nThe Entire World Economy, Upsidedown, Insideout, And Tortuously\nTwisted<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Violating\nAll Common Decency, Folding, Spindling, And Mutilating Other People’s\nPaychecks<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\nnothing more than a little funky linguistic analysis, incorporating\nwidely used pattern matching, Intuitionistic mathematics and physics,\nand <\/b><\/i><\/font>Adult\nMuppet Show And Yogi Berra Weirdness<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\nFrom Another Planet Altogether! <\/b><\/i><\/font>Deep\nFried Extra Crispy, By The Colonel Himself<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Its\nFinger Licking Good, Here In The Kentucky Fried, Southern Global\nWarming, Twilight Zone<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nBeyond The Outer Limits Of The Cosmic Microwave Background! Lost In\nSpace, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Somewhere\nOver The Rainbow<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>On The\nFar Side Of Gilligan’s Island<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nHowever, I had to retrodict from <\/b><\/i><\/font>ALL<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nthe data first, the hard way, only to be censored, and my Tar Baby is\nmerely the first half of the multidimensional multifractal equation\nrequired, but its the hardest half to get right, while others can\neasily finish the second half in the public domain, just as the\nChinese scholars did with the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Original\nTar Baby<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nEnsuring the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Pentagon<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand everyone else, has plenty of time to test it out for themselves\nwhile, in the meantime, anyone else can still feel free to edit,\npublish, and expand upon my work, in any country, that doesn’t\ncensor the public domain, nearly as heavily as the US, Russia, and\nChina in particular.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\na long time, academia has claimed that the US censors our mass media\nless than other countries, while they continue to deny that humor is\nmeaningful, classify jokes older than monuments, and are now casually\nhelping the government to censor the mass media even more thoroughly,\nnot only in the US, but everywhere else! Of course, in order to\nprotect their own students from themselves. Its easy enough to\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Collate\nEndless Bullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\njust to throw it all right back in academia’s faces, for the\nnext century or two at least, but that’s like throwing the\nThree Stooges’ crap right back in their faces, and can quickly\nbecome counterproductive. Especially, when they’re only\nrepeating whatever the good-old-boy-clubs, and <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nMainstream, Demand From Them<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nIn South Korea, for example, their own students demanded that their\nteachers go on strike, when their teachers began committing suicide\nin record numbers, due to their students physically attacking them!\nJesus famously said, "Forgive Them Father, For They Know Not\nWhat They Do!" With the advent of modern technology, entire\ncultures are now gagging on all of the lies they’ve promoted, which\nare starting to kill everything on the damn planet! Sometimes, in\nunique ways that modern science can’t even begin to predict, because\nthe idiots are still hellbent on censoring half of reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSo,\nI supply plenty of more socially acceptable alternatives, to merely\nusing all the analog logic in this book, to embarrass people or\nwhatever, and I’m sure other people can think of even more, but\nwe don’t have time to be delicate about all of their Three\nStooges slapstick, killing even their own children! Successfully\ncracking the analog logic empowered me to do something, that nobody\nelse has ever managed before, to begin to extrapolate our <\/b><\/i><\/font>Rainbow\nWarrior Poetry<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\ndirectly into more lucid chapters, like this one. That millions of\nfans already familiar with the genre can improve upon, at any time,\nwithin the public domain. Developing an analog theory of everything\nand nothing, or writing any similar book they might want, using the\nsame lexicon, equation, and modern AI, to eventually make it easy\nenough for even a child to do. Out of billions and billions and\nbillions of actual real people, even those simple minded enough to be\nonly vaguely familiar with the prehistoric genre of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Oneness\nPoetry<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nlike the Pentagon, everyone always recognizes which poems are better.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>You\nCan’t Fake Professional Wrestling, Because It’s Impossible To Fake\nComplete Bullshit, That’s Already Fake<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Like\nOur Oneness Poetry<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nam the Shockwave Rider, the Wu Li Master Of The Tao Te Ching, A\nWarrior Of The Rainbow, Who Rides The Great Rainbow Fractal Dragon!\nOnly Heaven Above Inspires Harmony In Unbalanced Gravity, Yet Gravity\nRemains The Source Of Lightness! For Harmony Neither Acts Nor\nReasons, Thus, Unconditionally Lending Everything Greater Meaning.\nEmbracing What’s Missing From This Picture In The Present And,\nSimultaneously, In Both The Past And Future! Accomplishing The\nImpossible, Without Ever Actually Having To Do A Damn Thing!\nSometimes, knowing when to simply do nothing, absolutely nothing at\nall, can make all the difference in the world! Likewise, knowing how\nto forget that which can never be forgotten, can save your sanity, if\nnothing else. It turns out, the Pale Buddha was dead wrong, and the\npast is never just a memory, nor is the future merely a dream! Which\nis why, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Now\nAnd Zen Thoughtfully Made Time-Warped Everywhen<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, the time is never quite what anybody thinks it is anymore, and\nnever will be again, until that time rolls round again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTime,\ninformation, humor, synergy, harmony, synchronicity, consciousness,\nawareness, and magic, ultimately become indistinguishable, ensuring\nthe past and future remain mutable, merely expressing <\/b><\/i><\/font>Karma<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nor particle-wave duality in a Singularity. According to the latest\nevidence, every subatomic particle somehow simultaneously occupies\nthe past and the future. Making time appear to be both a local and\nnonlocal phenomena, similar to geometry being everywhere in the\nuniverse, yet the curvature of space only becomes noticeable over\nlarger distances, such as looking at the horizon, or on the smallest\nof subatomic scales. Everyone being part of the Collective\nUnconscious, we collectively decide what is reality, ensuring nobody\never gets exactly what they want, but everyone always gets what they\nneed for their personal growth. Requiring nonlinear temporal\ndynamics, and the Butterfly Effect, as well as pattern matching and a\nsense of humor, in order to more fully comprehend how the causal\nuniverse physically emerges from the acausal, and how matter and\nenergy emerge from the four forces of nature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nTruth merely laughs at all of our foolish attempts to control reality\nand, inexorably, demands a price, precisely because it\nunconditionally lends everything greater meaning. Even our worst\nmistakes! <\/b><\/i><\/font>Against\nAny And All Protests To The Contrary<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nInevitably, the Ugly Duckling, need, must, transform into the Swan\nbecause, of course, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nSimple Truth Happens To Be Every Sad, And Confused, Ugly Ducking’s\nSimple Fate<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Regardless\nOf How Loudly They Protest<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAlthough this book contains endless lowbrow slapstick, again, it\nmerely represents the default networking systems logic in a\nSingularity and, I tell people, I just do the equivalent of the basic\nalgebra and geometry. Which can be tedious beyond the point of\ntorture, and unbelievably ugly, and not nearly as pretty and exciting\nas calculus, but calculus without algebra is a complete disaster! One\nwe definitely don’t need right now!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nI<\/b><\/i><\/font>ndian\nVedas<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nare an example of “<\/b><\/i><\/font>pretty<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nfuzzy logics, which were originally designed for personal growth,\nwhile others can work on updating and adapting whatever they want,\nbut I’m not waiting around for Indian Gurus, Bollywood,\nHollywood, Traditional Taoists, Buddhists, Muslims, Christians, or\nanyone else to <\/b><\/i><\/font>Do\nThe Dirty Work<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>The\nDirty Deed<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThat they’ve never chosen to do in the past! <\/b><\/i><\/font>Forget\nAbout Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Mine\nIs In The Public Domain, FOR FREE<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nHa, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nPentagon has stolen, then censored, 35 years of dedicated private\nresearch, and 15 years of full time writing, but the more they keep\nstealing from me, the more self-defeating they’re becoming. Thanks to\nthe truth asserting itself, over any scales and magnitudes and,\ninevitably, winning in the end. More than one master of meditation\nhas attempted to argue with me, when I simply informed them that\nmodern neurology is already making it possible, to turn anyone into\nan instant master, so they too can sit at the bottom of a pool for an\nhour, but that’s just not all that helpful for, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Saving\nThe Damn Planet<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nPersonally, I like the early episodes of Archie Bunker and “<\/b><\/i><\/font>All\nIn The Family<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nbut there’s no accounting for taste, and I’m certainly\nnot writing this book for merely entertainment or personal growth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBeing\nexclusive, classic logic emphasizes the “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Little\nPicture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nwhile analog logic is much more inclusive, stressing examining the\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Big\nPicture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>".\nRelying solely on symmetry and pattern matching to describe\neverything, including all of the stuff that nobody ever wants to be\nreminded of! Again, very much like assembling an ordinary table top\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Jig-Saw\nPuzzle<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut with the exception that this one eventually becomes magically\nself-organizing. Which can be measured with mathematical precision,\nto produce a universal geometry, or mathematics, that apply to even\nour words and concepts. Making it the obvious way to address\ncountless problems, but only if we can develop the complete\nlinguistic-mathematics and physics, in the public domain. In\ncountries that still have a saltier sense of humor, and more freedom\nof speech, than either the US, Russia, or China in particular. Who,\nare deliberately stunting their own sense of humor, by heavily\ncensoring themselves, who are working their way up to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Censoring\nThe Public Domain, On Mars<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, obviously, remain hellbent on seeing just how much territory\nthey can all claim, assuming that any of them survive in the long\nrun! The rest of us have other concerns, than merely <\/b><\/i><\/font>Defending\nReal Estate Claims And The All-Mighty-Dollar<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nMany among us would prefer the Three Stooges leave a living planet\nand economy, that’s actually worth defending!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnything\ndemonstrable can be considered simultaneously bullshit and the truth,\nas fuzzy logic already suggests, with energy and information, scales\nand magnitudes, expressing particle-wave duality, and the issue is\nwhat can we, as both individuals and groups, accept for ourselves,\nand actually put to constructive use. Bullshit merely represents any\nlesser truth, while there can be only <\/b><\/i><\/font>One\nGreater Truth We All Share<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nFor all practical purposes the specific context, or situation,\ndemonstrably determines what can easily be considered the greater\ntruth, as both the context, and any of its contents, inevitably\nexchange identities, expressing their own particle-wave duality.\nAgainst any and all sincere heartfelt objections, including lingering\nregrets of my own, again, this book meets the requirements for a\nContextual Philosophy. And, is the first to successfully combine\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Socratic\nWisdom<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nwith the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Tao\nTe Ching<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nin a self-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable manner, even\nsupplying its own “empirical” evidence for macroscopic\nquantum effects, and the most parsimonious explanations for\neverything. Having no accepted theory of humor, academia can either\ncontradict themselves again, or choose to interpret this book as a\nSocratic philosophy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMaking\nall of its contents public domain, and you can call it whatever the\nhell you want, but its a Singularity, that leverages the intrinsic\ngeometry of language, powered by the reader’s own lesser truth,\nand the <\/b><\/i><\/font>One\nGreater Truth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nBoth of which remain humanity’s fate, and are self-organizing,\nno matter how stridently anybody might choose to object! You can run,\nbut you cannot <\/b><\/i><\/font>Hide\nFrom Your Own Damn Truth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhich has a life and a will of its own, or somebody would have\ncopyrighted and patented the truth, long, long ago.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSomething,\nthat’s easy enough to prove, in a few million different ways, using\neven a simple video camera in your own living room, but I also\nsuggest plenty of additional ways, that professionals can prove it to\ntheir own satisfaction, without requiring access to elaborate\nequipment. Such as requiring time on a ridiculously expensive\nsupercomputer, or a particle accelerator, all regulated by the\nmilitary-industrial complex. In fact, its possible to measure\nconsciousness itself and, hopefully, professionals will supply other\nadditional easy ways, in which to prove everything that I’m\nwriting about, using an ordinary laptop, or in any ordinary,\nclaustrophobic, closet sized laboratory. Just to tweak their colleges\nnoses if nothing else, but it would help to speed things up and,\npossibly, reduce all the confusion and fighting, if Karma were simply\ndeclared a law of nature. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThis\nentire book can be translated into any language, using whatever\nparticular characters and metaphors you happen to prefer, and the\npoems will still assume the same shapes, with dynamics and geometry,\nlogic and information, also overlapping, expressing their own\nnonlinear particle-wave duality. In a manner which can also be\ntranslated into analog geometry, or differentials, for the equivalent\nof an AI abacus, or a slide-rule, you can use in VR, that becomes\nmore useful, accurate, and precise the better your sense of humor.\nWritten language and our concepts themselves all obey the same\ndefault geometry, as everything else in a singularity, reflecting the\nlimits of our own mortal fallibility, and the fact that, as part of\nthe Collective Unconscious, the individual must always decide for\nthemselves what is meaningful. One of my fondest desires is to\nautomate the entire process, and help everyone to learn, all over\nagain, how to laugh at the funny naked man in the parade, without\nhaving to go through all the trouble I had to! Attempting to write\nthis book in any other fashion, to make it more "socially\nacceptable” to the mainstream, would possibly have required a\nsupercomputer, a small think tank, and another fifty years, which no\none was offering me, and I was in a hurry anyway…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThankfully,\neven when I made them all go cross-eyed, and they had absolutely no\nclue what I was doing, a few more traditional Taoists, and a variety\nof witches, took a chance on me, and supported my efforts and, like I\nsaid, I was in a hurry to save our grandchildren, and leave them a\nworld worth living in! Theoretically, the finished product will be\nable describe how any language, mathematics, and physics work,\naccording to pattern matching, fuzzy logic, and particle-wave\nduality, but you can also think of it as literally being, <\/b><\/i><\/font>A\nMagical Literary Rabbit Hole<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nOne, that leverages the magic of our own quantum mechanics, to ensure\nthe good guys win more often, and have the last laugh. Merely\nutilizing simple pattern matching and fuzzy logic, to lose more of\nour personal taboos and biases, and work on our own sense of humor,\nand personal integrity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nI said, a supercomputer can already spit all 4,430 poems, including\nhundreds of pages of pornographic poems, which should be more than\nenough to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Make\nAnyone Lose Their Religion<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, lose any remaining doubts they may have that a "Singularity"\nis not really about what you believe, so much as, merely accepting\nthe self-evident truth. Which it should also be possible to\naccomplish in VR, using interactive programs, that can make it much\nmore practical for most, without anyone having to rely on a lot of\npornography, cussing, or anything objectionable to the mainstream.\nWhatever approach you choose, losing more of your taboos, empowers\npeople to become more aware of the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Collective\nUnconscious<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLending the good guys greater awareness of the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Big\nPicture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand an even greater magical advantage. The good guys simply accept\nmore of the truth, and pay it forward more often, while the truth is\nwhat decides the final outcome, and we ourselves can only help the\ntruth organize on its own. Any <\/b><\/i><\/font>Genuine\nMorality<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nemerges from our own <\/b><\/i><\/font>More\nHarmonious Metaethics<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nboth as individuals and societies, requiring networking systems\nlogic, which I cover in other chapters.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAmong\nother things, my <\/b><\/i><\/font>Information\nSingularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\ncan be used to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Tame\nThe Wild Internet<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAgain, helping to establish alternatives to the current peer review\nsystem and, additionally, making it possible to automate them in new\nways. Many have hoped that quantum cryptography can tame the\ninternet, but it cannot prevent the Three Stooges from attempting to\ncensor and classify half of reality, in both academia and the mass\nmedia, and it cannot prevent anyone from using AI online, to\nmanipulate what people know, and tend to believe. Using an\nInformation Singularity the good guys can better predict just how\nmuch of anything is bullshit, and make other unique predictions, and\ncan work more magic than usual, which becomes all the more\nself-organizing: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Whenever\nSuitably Encouraged<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThanks\nto our universe itself being magical, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Our\nGestures Always Matter<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, the good guys win that much more often <\/b><\/i><\/font>While,\nThe Cure Can Sometimes Be Worse Than The Disease<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAll of which can eventually make the most elaborate Three Stooges\nslapstick far too expensive, for anyone to automate, by literally\nhelping the good guys, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Stay\nTwo Punch Lines Ahead Of The Competition<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nA ten year cross-disciplinary study declared the I-Ching word perfect\nand complete for introspective purposes and, using the same\nlinguistic-mathematics and physics in this book to translate the\ntext, providing the good guys with an even better perspective on the\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Big\nPicture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand an even greater <\/b><\/i><\/font>Magical\nAdvantage<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSocrates\nand Galileo are two classic examples, however, there are eight\nbillion people in the world today, many of whom have access to modern\ntechnology, and everyone continuing to promote Three Stooges\nslapstick, Archie Bunker AI and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Widespread\nPanic In The Streets<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Just\nDoesn’t Cut It Anymore<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThe technology I’m hoping to develop would eventually make it\nimpossible for anyone to continue to arbitrarily abuse advanced\ntechnology, of any kind. Many conservatives, in particular, have\nconfided to me, that they believe we require just such a new\ntechnology, one that can prevent people from abusing technology at\nthe drop of a hat, but you have to careful what you wish for! Its the\nancient Chinese blessing and curse of, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>May\nYou Live In Interesting Times<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nSurrendering to the truth is simply our fate, yet people will still\ncommonly deny the truth with their last dying breath, claim that\n"<\/b><\/i><\/font>Fate<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>"\nis a counterproductive concept, or claim that they already know the\ntruth, when they refuse to even share a stupid dictionary, and prefer\nto make up their own definitions for words like "Honesty"\nand the “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Truth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”.\nA recent survey concluded that the same quarter of the population,\nspreading most of the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Fake\nNews And Misinformation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\ncould not care less about the truth. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNote,\nthat this also means its possible to establish a new online economy\nbased on, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Pay\nYour Karma, And Pay It Forward Until The End Of Time<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAlong the same lines as, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Pay\nYour Debts, While Paying Future Interest Rates<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAn economy which, nonetheless, should prove to be magically\ncompetitive with existing economies and, eventually, can be used to\nestablish a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Meritocracy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nSomething along the lines of Star Trek and Star Wars combined with,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nMuppet Show<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nOf course, it could be far worse, but physicists are still commonly\narguing nobody is a miracle, babies are not miracles, life is not a\nmiracle, magic is not real, and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>There’s\nNo Damn Proof<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, refusing to acknowledge that they’ve stunted their own sense\nof humor horribly, institutionalizing their denial for thousands of\nyears, to the point where they can’t even use a stupid dictionary\nanymore, and are now industriously helping to censor half of reality.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEmpowering\nevery military-industrial complex in existence, to classify and\ncensor anything, that doesn’t already fit into their <\/b><\/i><\/font>Myopic\nWorldview<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nEnsuring that academics themselves are not only less capable of being\naware of any of the existing magic in life, but also much less likely\nto reproduce, more likely to contradict themselves, more often\nsexist, and among the least trusted in society! In recent years, even\npromoting antisemitism again yet, all it requires to prove it is to,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Collate\nTheir Own Data<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhich, of course, is likely to be censored, however, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Their\nTimeless Denial Is Still Easily Overcome<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIn countless other ways, just like in the story of, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nEmperor’s New Clothes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut we desperately need to develop the analog logic,\nlinguistic-mathematics, and physics further. <\/b><\/i><\/font>For\nThere Is No More New Frontier<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>And,\nWe Have Got To Make It Here<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, as I write this, only a month ago: <\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>All\nOf The Oceans, Around The World, Dramatically Rose In Temperature<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>For\nThe First Time In Recorded History<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nCatholic Church went out of their way to burn witches at the stake,\ninsisting only Catholic priests could work "good" magic,\nand severely circumscribed at that, but indiscriminately burning\ninnocent women alive, and promoting their good magic, has not\nprevented the entire planet from going down the toilet! Nor did it\nsupport progress in the sciences, in the case of Galileo! Today,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Every\nEngineer<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nI’ve spoken to on the subject, has puzzled over why they have\nto account for electrons standing still on modern computer chips\nwhile, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nHoles They Occupy Appear To Move Around Instead<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nYet, they’ve all turned me down flat whenever I’ve\noffered to explain, even using their own more abstract paradoxical\nterms. Considering that almost nobody knows how to use a stupid\ndictionary, or is willing to admit they do, I usually prefer to avoid\ndiscussing such issues myself, or anything more controversial than\nthe weather! Still, I like to tell people, whether you believe in God\nor not, whether you believe in magic or not: <\/b><\/i><\/font>These\nDays, We Are All A Miracle To Believe In<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAccording to a mountain of scientific evidence, the entire planet is\nin desperate need of quite a few miracles while, <\/b><\/i><\/font>All\nThe Alternatives I Can Think Of Suck<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThis\nbook is still missing at least the last two chapters, and a dozen or\nmore poems, but I thought it best to publish it early, and update it\nlater. If anything confuses you, the last finished chapter, "Yogi\nBerra Yoda Bullshit Kung Fu 101a" contains a nice brief synopsis\nof all the more complicated humor in the book. Expressed as an adult\nversion of Peter Pan and the Lost Boys. The chapter is only half\nfinished, however<\/b><\/i><\/font>,\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>The\nOcean Itself Is Changing Color<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Underwater\nHeat Waves Are Now Killing Everything In The Oceans<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWe are out of time, and you can run, but none can hide from what is\nto come.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>God\nHelp Us All, God Knows, We Need All The Help We Can Get<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nShockwave\nRider!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t<\/font>At\nthe impressionable age of five years old, for the first time it\noccurred to me that the whole world is insane, and this was something\nthat I was just going to have to figure out on my own. Huckleberry\nFin, was supposedly the same age, but he smoked a pipe, and drank\nhard liquor while, I Was Never Quite That Precocious<\/u>! Of\ncourse, modern psychology avoids Using Words Like Insanity<\/u>,\npreferring to use Latin terms, but I was only five, and had always\nbeen rather attached to Using Plain English<\/u>. Having no\ninterest in Exotic Subcultures<\/u> that speak dead languages, by\nfourteen, I had already become, The Ultimate Skeptic<\/u>!\nDedicated, to my own private research into modern physics and\nphilosophy. Never having found the slightest bit of comfort, in damn\nfools everywhere, still claiming to be voice of sanity, In An\nInsane World<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDecades\nwould pass before the internet was invented so, once a month, I\nvisited the largest library in the area, that subscribed to physics\njournals, and would sit on the floor, skimming through them for hours\non end, searching for what’s missing from this picture… Thus,\nbegan what was to become a lifelong journey, of heedlessly plunging\nheadfirst, ever deeper, into the Musty Fecund Bowels<\/u> of\nEastern and Western Philosophy, Science, and Religion. Relentlessly\nSeeking Answers<\/u>! As to why our modern, “High-Tech<\/u>”,\nsocieties are so brazenly and unabashedly insane, without ever\nactually holding out any hope of finding any real answers on my own.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSkeptics\nare all normally assumed to be atheists, but that’s in no small\npart due to atheists frequently demanding that agnostics either call\nthemselves some sort of atheist, or Hide In The Closet<\/u>! While,\nI was an agnostic who was extremely skeptical of so-called,\n“Atheist-Skeptics<\/u>”. Who’re infamous for\ninternet trolls, and for promoting Endless Rhetoric<\/u>, Sarcasm,\nFascism, and Totalitarian Communism! All in the name of Science,\nReason, and Humanism! Not that I blame atheists, for being insane in\nan insane world, but it certainly never endeared them to anybody,\nnobody that I know anyway! Much less, inspired confidence in a damned\nthing they say! With atheists today being the least trusted among\nbelievers and nonbelievers alike! While, I have yet to hear a single\natheist admit in public, that they have soundly earned their\nreputation, and its usually Best To Avoid Them, By A Few Hundred\nFeet<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIts\na sad truth that the Antisocial Behavior<\/u> of countless\natheists, has encouraged not only agnostics to hide in the closet,\nbut other atheists as well while, today, atheists are not even\nremotely unique in that regard. Shakespeare famously wrote, “Me\nThinks Familiarity Doth Breed Contempt<\/u>!” And, in recent\ndecades, academia and the mainstream have abused one another, the\nEnglish Language, and the Mass Media, To Such a Horrendous Extent<\/u>!\nThat me thinks familiarity doth commonly breed, even the more\ndeplorable depths of self-contempt and loathing, In Modern-Day\nBabylon<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnywho,\nbereft the slightest clue as to what to look for, and in spite of\nencountering the typical\ncustomary-abnormal-impromptu-ritual-knee-jerk-resistance, and\nwoefully misplaced sexual frustration, from the Ubiquitous\nUnsundry Self-Appointed Yahoos And Motley Crews<\/u>, commonly found\nanywhere on a map today! Nevertheless, I resolutely endeavored\nto explore<\/span> the fundamentals, from an agnostic perspective,\nthoroughly convinced that surrendering to the Ongoing Widespread\nMadness<\/u>, was never a viable option in the long run. When The\nBanks And The Marching Morons Always Decide Who Wins, War Never Ends<\/u>!\nAnd, Paddling Up Shit Creek, Is No Longer An Option<\/u>! Since\nlong before I was even a gleam in my father’s eye, the entire world\nhas been working overtime, attempting to build up enough credit with\nthe banks, To Officially Declare WWIII<\/u>!<\/span>\nRight After They’re All Done Killing Every Other Living\nThing On The Planet<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRather\nthan relying on more traditional “Schools of Thought<\/u>”,\npsychology, sociology, or conventional wisdom, which all appeared to\nhave made little progress, and were making feeble attempts at best,\nout of Sheer Desperation<\/u>! As a young teen, I was already\ndetermined to single-handedly sort through the entire Disjointed\nMuddled Mess<\/u>! That, academia refers to as modern physics and\nphilosophy, Beginning At The Beginning<\/u>! Having already been\nreduced to applying, The Brute Force Process of Elimination<\/u>!\nWading through endless bullshit, and weeding out all of the more\nOutlandishly Lame Attempts At Explanations<\/u>, while hoping the\nentire time that some “Think-Tank<\/u>” would\neventually publish something cogent on the subject. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUnfortunately,\nWhenever Convenient<\/u>, physicists tend to ignore semantics, and\npay more attention to the physical evidence, while philosophers tend\nto ignore any physical evidence, preferring to Play Around With\nSemantics<\/u> and, to make matters worse, my English Teachers were of\nlittle help, merely claiming the English Language has few, “Hard\nand Fast Rules<\/u>”. Pressing My High School Teachers<\/u>,\nwith endless nonstop questions, one surprised me when She Casually\nMentioned<\/u> that, theoretically, the English Language may have a\nsecond grammar. Exactly how everyone could have missed the existence\nof a "Second Grammar<\/u>", for several centuries, and\nwhy it still remains theoretical to this day, became just more\ndiscordant facts to add to my Growing Collection<\/u>, but I was\nStubborn<\/u>, and eventually found the answers! By paying close\nattention to some of the more contentious, Academic Wannabe\nCunning Linguists<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDecades\nlater, after ruling out countless possibilities, from among the\nworld’s major religions, philosophies, and physical theories, I\ntook the time to invent my own linguistic analysis, based on\n“Contextual Vagueness<\/u>”; starting with adopting the\nvaguest possible definitions for almost any word, from among the\nfirst four found in Any Common Dictionary<\/u>. After practicing\nand studying for yet another decade, I finally felt ready to attempt\nto expand upon the work of Ludwig Wittgenstein by, Stressing\nAuthenticity Over Knowledge<\/u>. Wittgenstein’s linguistic\nanalysis had always puzzled me, not because I didn’t understand\nit but, because it was Patently Obvious<\/u>! Most academics\nstruggle to even superficially comprehend his work, while all of the\nmore Famous Philosophers<\/u>, who later espoused his work, may as\nwell be Beating A Dead Horse, As Far As I Was Concerned<\/u>!\nHaving, repeatedly, driven his linguistic analysis entirely into the\ndirt! Thoroughly confusing clever arguments with substance,\npreposterously pontificating, pessimistically proposing pursuing\npettier putrid puerile points, Until, All Too Predictably!<\/u>\nThey conspicuously began to run out of trivial complaints, and glib\narguments to make and, immediately, proceeded to carefully cover\ntheir own tracks. Steadily, painting themselves into their own quiet\nlittle corner, In A Private Room, In A Chinese Restaurant, At The\nEnd Of The Universe<\/u>! Where they make their own fortune cookies.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSearching\nfor the slightest opening that I could exploit, I spent a year\nMeticulously Reducing<\/u> his logic as far as I could, only to\nencounter A Complete Dead-End<\/u>, and come up Empty-Handed<\/u>!\nNormally, I don’t have to work at deconstructing a philosophy\nand, after a lifetime of practice, just reading any text, I can\neasily spot any Unwarranted Assumptions<\/u>, poorly defined\nvariables, Vague Statements, Contradictions<\/u>, and anything that\nconflicts with established facts and empirical evidence but,\nWittgenstein<\/u> had turned out to be different. Those with more\nthan a passing familiarity with his work, frequently compare it to\nreading, “A Dry Auto-Repair Manual<\/u>!" And, from the\nvery beginning, I had known all along, he would be, One Tough\nGerman Nut To Crack<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nfact that I had so completely, utterly, and spectacularly failed, In\nHis Particular Case<\/u>, merely confirmed that I was onto something,\nbut had left me with no clue whatsoever, as to how to proceed, and I\nwas now ready to resort to Consulting A Ouija Board<\/u>! Merely\nHoping For The Slightest Inspiration<\/u>! Rather than attempting to\ncontact the dead for an audience, I decided to try something new for\na change, and turned to the only other text that had consistently\nResisted All Of My Attempts<\/u> at analysis and, for the first\ntime ever, began extrapolating “Rainbow Warrior Poetry<\/u>”,\nfrom the “Tao Te Ching<\/u>”. Only to effortlessly\ncrack its analog logic wide-open, like a walnut and, Unceremoniously,\nDeep-Fried My Brain Extra-Crispy<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tExtensively\nstudied by scholars, the Tao Te Ching’s Vague, Cloying,\nAnarchistic Philosophy<\/u> has always appealed to extreme skeptics\nlike me, but it incorporates a complex paradoxical writing style,\nmore often used for meditation, While I’ve Never So Much As\nTaken A Tai Chi Class In My Life<\/u>! Even so-called “Philosophical\nTaoists<\/u>” are frequently mystics, and the very idea that the\n2,400 year old text could ever possibly make more than the most\nsuperficial sense to anyone, is widely considered, Flat-Out\nInsane<\/u>! At least a hundred English Translations have been\npublished and, a few times in the past, I’ve watched\nStoned-Hippies<\/u> play around with applying cuss words to the\nshort poems, only to waste four hours generating Meaningless\nWord-Salad<\/u>, and had always assumed that it must be impossible!\nOr, surely, SomeBody<\/u>! Out of the several billion other idiots\non the planet, foolish enough to have also Read The Damned Thing<\/u>!\nSometime, in the last two thousand years or so, Would Have Figured\nIt Out Already<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEqually\ndisturbing, I had bumbled upon the discovery that, Potty Mouth\nNursery Rhymes, Older Than Monuments<\/u>! And, Still Being\nReinvented By Little Kids Everywhere<\/u>! Were The Likely Origins\nOf The 12,000 Year Old Bagua, Or The "Book Of Changes<\/u>!"\nFrom which the I-Ching and the Tao Te Ching were later extrapolated.\nThe whole reason I had spent so long working on Wittgenstein, was on\nthe assumption that he had to make more sense than the Tao Te Ching,\nonly to discover the opposite is true, and the Tao Te Ching can use\npotty humor to describe Wittgenstein, With Mathematical Precision<\/u>!\nAdding insult to injury, over the routine course of conducting\nlogistics research, upon my just happening to casually notice that\nthe internet was being Heavily Censored<\/u>, more than usual that\nis, of anything new related to fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics in\nparticular, Well Naturally<\/u>! I dug a bit deeper than usual,\nonly to discover that some of these same Potty Mouth Nursery\nRhymes<\/u> have been classified as, “Vital To The National\nDefense<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nIf you ask me, Fiction Is An All Too Commonplace Reality<\/u> but,\nif reality were never stranger than fiction, nobody would ever buy\nit! One Logician, whose work is classified, asked me to write\nparadoxical nonsense for him and, rather than deny my own evidence,\neventually I decided to: Bite The Bullet<\/u>! And, see if I could\nmake more sense out of it all, by going cross-eyed for the next\ndecade or two. Dedicating myself to mastering the potty mouth prose\nof the poetry, which uses Only Salty Quotes<\/u>, popular song\nlyrics, and commonly used phrases whenever possible. Writing all of\nthe “Poetry<\/u>” required, for a more detailed\nexamination of the analog logic, necessitated that I also write down\nthese chapters, collating the entire lifetime’s worth of\nIncongruous Disparate Facts<\/u>, which I had amassed, only to\nconfirm my worst suspicions. Difficult as it might be, for billions\naround the globe to believe, I’ve found a way to prove, The\nPale Buddha Was Dead Wrong<\/u>! It turns out that the past is never\njust a memory, nor is the future merely a dream, for the time is\nnever quite what anybody thinks it is, until that time rolls round\nagain, and 42, Really Is As Good An Explanation As Anyone Will\nEver Get<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOf\ncourse, Douglass Adams, or any idiot for that matter, can claim that\n42 is, “The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything<\/u>!”\nBut, this book explores the linguistic, sociological, physical, and\nmathematical evidence, based on first principles, and I make enough\nunique predictions, that it may even qualify as, “A Theory\nof Everything and Nothing<\/u>!” Which just so happens to\nresemble physical reality as we know it. For example, in spite of\nbeing incredibly accurate, and indispensable for countless purposes,\nnevertheless, Newtonian Mechanics have turned out to be Tautological<\/u>,\nwhile Relativity is Blatantly Self-Contradictory<\/u>! And,\nadditionally, has proven to use the same mathematics as\nThermodynamics<\/u>, which are still struggling to successfully\nincorporate The Arrow of Time<\/u>. As if, the two merely trade\naccuracy for precision, and what Relativity ultimately describes is:\nHow Hot Is Too Hot To Touch<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAccording\nto the math, Newtonian Mechanics defy their own principle of\nidentity, implying that everything is possibly composed of Teeny-Tiny\nPing-Pong Balls<\/u>, Lime Jell-O, Wavy Gravy, Little White Tornadoes,\nHydraulic Fluid, Rubber Duckies<\/u>, Coo-Coo Clock Springs, or\njust about anything else that you might care to imagine! While,\nGeneral Relativity suggests that watching the night sky is comparable\nto watching a pot of water boil and, of course, A Watched Pot Will\nNever Boyle<\/u>! Yet, these are two of the best physical theories\nthat we have today. Complicating an already awkward situation,\nrecently an AI provided a dramatic demonstration, for how it could\neasily calculate the orbits of the planets, without ever having to\nresort to using, Figgy Newton’s Silly Laws of Motion<\/u>!\nApparently, John Wheeler was simply ahead of his time, when he\nfamously complained about black holes, “There Is No Law\nExcept The Law, There Is No Law<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBeing\na typical Geeky German Physicist<\/u>, upon accidentally\ndiscovering quantum mechanics, on purpose, Max Planck<\/u>\nmistakenly believed he was being witty, when he begged his colleges\nto please: Explain The Joke<\/u>. However, in his later years, his\notherwise stalwart peers, made a special point of celebrating his\nremarkable achievement of, somehow, having acquired an extremely\npleasant sense of humor! Quite possibly, from long familiarity\nworking with quantum mechanics but, Nobody Could Be Certain<\/u>…\nLikewise, respected physicists everywhere, have stubbornly insisted\nall along that: Quantum Mechanics Are Not A Laughing Matter<\/u>!\nAnd, Only Apply To Subatomic Particles<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBecause,\nof course, that’s what they’re usually paid to study, yet\ntheir claim has contradicted the accepted mathematical, theoretical,\nand experimental evidence, ever since the HUP and Schrodinger\nEquation were originally formulated. Yet, over many decades of\ndiscussing the issue with them, not a single physicist that I’ve\nspoken to has ever Considered It A Problem<\/u>! An extensive\nsurvey of exactly how frequently academics contradict themselves, and\ncasually deny their own evidence, should prove uniquely insightful\ninto the modern scientific method. Specifically, how it is Commonly\nUsed And Abused<\/u> for the benefit of governments, commercial\nindustries, Mainstream Cultures<\/u>, and special interest groups,\nover science, while I provide unique suggestions for how to: Use\nHumor, To Make More Sense Out Of Academic Nonsense<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tI’ve\nspent decades online talking to respected physicists, cosmologists,\nand philosophers, frequently on a daily basis, and these are all\ndedicated professionals who, very much like myself, often desperately\nwant nothing more than Real Answers<\/u>. Nonetheless, the\nover-educated fools typically avoid discussing such issues seriously,\nand contradict themselves so often, and so casually, that I had to\ncarefully collate and organize all of their Bullshit<\/u>! For no\nless than a dozen years! Just to begin to get a better grasp, on\nwhat’s missing from this picture… Referring to Joe DiMaggio,\nmy father would sometimes exclaim, “Say It Ain’t So\nJoe<\/u>!” And, for the first eight years, I kept quoting him,\nshaking my head the entire time, In Complete Denial<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAbsolutely\nHorrified<\/u>! By just how Profoundly Insane<\/u>, And Totally\nOut Of Touch With Reality<\/u>, I had discovered myself, modern\nscience, and the Entire World<\/u> to have become! As Dad might\nsay, "We’ve Strayed A Little Too Far Off The Port Bow<\/u>!"\nThankfully, I kept up with the latest developments and, for example,\njust fifteen years ago a physicist demonstrated how it is possible to\nobserve Time Flowing Backwards<\/u>, on macroscopic scales, using a\nmicron sized polystyrene bead, suspended above a “Heat-Bath<\/u>”\nby “Optical Tweezers<\/u>”, commonly found in any\nlaboratory today. I’m from Missouri myself<\/u>, “The\nShow-Me State<\/u>!" On my Mother’s side, and time flowing\nbackwards, in different locations, on even visible macroscopic\nscales, is all the evidence that anybody sane will ever require, to\nknow for themselves: Modern Physics Is Doomed!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nApparently, one way to make more sense out of quantum mechanics, is\nto ignore the popular opinions of physicists, and it might be helpful\nif researchers also conducted a specific survey, of what other\nAncient Greek Ideas<\/u>! Physicists still commonly cling to with\ntheir dying breath, which were originally part of Comedy Acts<\/u>,\nthat toured the country! Regardless of how tiny anything is, or how\nmuch sense anything might make, to any of the more, Demanding\nReality Snobs<\/u>! The simple explanation for Schrodinger’s Cat<\/u>,\nis that time can obviously flow forwards and backwards,\nsimultaneously in different locations, implying an infinite number of\nuniverses within a Singularity! Or, A Mysterious Magical\nMetaphorical Multiverse<\/u>, where 42 is as good as it gets…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhere\nThe Wild Things Are<\/u>! Enigmatically, a solitary quantum of solace\nyet remains, indubitably uncertain: Thoroughly Confused and\nConfusing<\/u>! While, in enormous numbers, normally willful,\nspurious, and independent quanta, who apparently have no impulse\ncontrol whatsoever on their own, suddenly settle down to become\nextremely gregarious, cooperative, and much more reliable denizens,\nof the, “Physical Particle Zoo<\/u>”. Strongly implying\nthat, no matter how soothing any particular Metaphysical Ointment<\/u>!\nOr, how popular anyone’s Comedy Routine<\/u> might just so\nhappen to be and, regardless of how deadly accurate or precise any of\nour current theories are, the only way to rule out 42 being as good\nan answer as anyone will ever get, is to examine the “Big\nPicture<\/u>”, for corroborating statistical evidence, or\nanything low in entropy, or low in content. (Duh<\/u>!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWithout\never realizing it, I had unintentionally spent 35 years gathering\njust such Arcane Statistical Evidence<\/u>, which Modern Science\nRoutinely Ignores<\/u> as unworthy of their attention! That is,\nAnything Unlikely To Obtain Government Grants<\/u>, much less,\nsecure tenure. Isaac Asimov was one of my childhood heroes, and I’m\nproud to call a few academics good friends, whose work provides an\ninvaluable contribution, with one of my best friends from childhood\nbeing My First Doctor<\/u>! Who now works for the CDC, and is one\nof the few people in the entire world that Mom would never hesitate\nto invite to Thanksgiving Dinner<\/u>! Nonetheless, when an\nacademic once asked me what can be done to address the exceedingly\nlong, still burgeoning list of: Looming Man-Made Catastrophes<\/u>!\nCurrently Threatening The Entire Future Of Humanity<\/u>! I angrily\nsuggested he find out who is teaching all these idiots how to destroy\nthe planet faster! Call Me “Brain Damaged<\/u>!” But,\nEither The Right Hand Knows What The Left Hand Is Doing, Or We’re\nAll Screwed:<\/u> ALL EIGHT BILLION OF US<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMy\nFather was a Captain in the USN and, sometimes, Dad would say, “Three\nStooges comedy routines just don’t cut it, when the whole world\nis falling apart at the seams! These Days, Its All Hands On Deck<\/u>!”\nThe military isn’t famous for geniuses, and Dad would be the\nfirst to tell anyone he wasn’t the sharpest pencil in the box,\nwhile the physicist John Wheeler was an intellectual giant, but what\nimpressed me the most about both men, was their personal integrity,\nand Salty Sense Of Humor<\/u>! Which empowered them to repeatedly\nSurpass Their Own Potential<\/u>, to become great leaders in their\nrespective fields. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDad’s\nMy Own Personal Hero<\/u>! And, met his lifelong goal of commanding a\nmajor ship of the line, while Wheeler earned my respect for life\nwhen, despite his belief in the Collective Unconscious<\/u>, he\nvigorously protested the “American Association for the\nAdvancement of the Sciences<\/u>!" For including research into\npsychic phenomena among their ranks, when they never did meet their\nown criteria for a valid science. His peers went cross-eyed but, like\nmy father, he knew that, Sometimes The Truth May Be Worth Fighting\nFor, But It Certainly Never Requires Any Defense<\/u>! While, without\nthe truth, whatever you believe becomes worthless. This book provides\nthe proof that Wheeler was more right than he ever knew, and the\nproblem is: Institutionalized Insanity In The Sciences<\/u>! And,\nCertainly, Not The Truth Itself Being Insane<\/u>! Just, Tacky\nBeyond All Belief<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tA\nfew have compared my work to the movie, “What the *Bleep* Do\nWe Know<\/u>?”, but I’ve never watched it, and have no\ninterest in how Hollywood continues to promote ignorance, or how they\ncurrently prefer to, Beg The Question, For Fun And For Profit<\/u>!\nAs it is, I was forced to conduct my own informal survey, for over a\ndecade, just to confirm that almost nobody even knows, or is willing\nto admit, that the common dictionary merely contains popular\ndefinitions and, Their Teachers May As Well Be Killing Their Own\nStudents<\/u>! Encouraging Them To Argue Over The Definition Of\nStupid<\/u>! Understandably, that might sound like an exaggeration on\nmy part but, the unfortunate truth is, their teachers are literally\nkilling their own students, which I cover in extensive detail. With\nstudents in countries around the world now actively protesting, and\ngoing on strike: Rebelling Against An Education System, That\nPromotes Genocide, Global Warming, And Environmental Destruction<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMother\nJones Firmly Believed, Every Child Should Be Heard, And Not Just\nSeen<\/u>! Without a second thought, she dismissed any attempts to\nlabel her a “Political-Anarchist”, As The Mindless\nRanting And Raving Of Overgrown Spoiled Brats<\/u>! Who, at the time,\ntypically drank a fifth of liquor a day! Never being inclined to\nwaste her time arguing with drunken fools, and Contentious Idiots<\/u>,\nshe immediately proceeded to teach children everywhere how to make\nthemselves heard! Over the same “Inebriated Mob<\/u>”,\nthat many of their own parents had become eager to join! For rising\nto the occasion, and successfully teaching children how to speak up\nfor themselves, she was eventually censored from all the history\nbooks! Still, With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility<\/u>! To\nGet The Hell Out Of Their Way<\/u>! If you cannot so much as teach a\nchild how to use a stupid dictionary, and have nothing else\nworthwhile to contribute towards: SAVING THE DAMN PLANET<\/u>! Like\nanybody else, Kids May Be Dumb, But They Ain’t Stupid<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWell\nover half the people I surveyed, readily admitted to making up their\nown definitions for words and, without hesitation, many then angrily\naccused me of being a liar, for claiming the dictionary only contains\npopular definitions, while most went to some lengths to complain that\nI was rudely wasting their time, with my two simple questions, which\nthey had all agreed to answer. Several individuals had sought me out\nthemselves having heard, somewhere, I was asking two simple questions\nthat nobody could answer, only to accuse me of lying about the\ndictionary, while one woman laid into me for the better part of an\nhour. Attempting to make damned straight sure that I understood: The\nTruth Is A Taboo Subject<\/u>! Conan O’Brien’s only\nadvantage over me, is even complete strangers who don’t know\nwho he is, including his own wife and kids, laugh whenever they see\nhim on TV, or even just walking down the street, but its as if over\nhalf the people I spoke to were merely two years old! And, were\nseriously attempting to hurt my feelings, intimidate me, and make me\nfeel guilty, for confusing them with The Stupid Truth<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSeveral\narticles I’ve come across have suggested that the two political\nparties in the US have created their own, “Orwellian\nNightmare<\/u>!” Playing a Game of, “Tug-of-War”\nWith Words<\/u>! But, not a single article I’ve come across has\npointed out the, rather unflattering, all-too-well-documented-fact,\nthat academia, the mass media, and the mainstream have all been\nplaying around with words, Willie-Nellie<\/u>, for well over a\ncentury! Even as a brain damaged five year old, in a world with\nenough atomic weapons to destroy the entire planet countless times,\nit was impossible for me to not notice, that nobody even knew how to\nuse a stupid dictionary while, insanely, everyone dismissed it as\ntaboo, and unimportant! Later, I had to practically Pry The\nInformation From My High School Teacher<\/u>, that the English\nLanguage may have a Second Grammar<\/u>, by first figuring out how\nthe already recognized grammar contradicts itself.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSooner\nor later, they all tend to either Call Me Crazy<\/u>, or stop\ntalking to me altogether, and I really can’t blame them and,\nusually, don’t care to discuss such issues myself. Without\npausing for a moment to: Think, About What All The Bullshit Is\nLeading Up To<\/u>! They’ve literally been arguing heatedly over\ncomplete nonsense their entire lives, which now comes to well over\n250 million blithering idiots in the US alone, all babbling nonstop\ngibberish, and constantly fighting back and forth, like little kids\non the Kindergarten playground! With the all-too-predictable result\nthat: These Days, Nobody Trusts a Fucking Thing Anybody Says\nAnymore<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThat\nmight sound a bit harsh, or merely an exaggeration, but this has been\ngoing on, for so long now, it has finally achieved the status of, A\nPerfect Tantrum Storm<\/u>! One that ensures the Blithering Idiots<\/u>\nremain totally clueless, and Utterly Shameless<\/u>! With the vast\nmajority of their nonstop complaints, endless demands, and\ncontentious disputes, amounting to little more than Bald-Faced\nLies<\/u>, and the most Infantile Bullshit<\/u> imaginable, that\nserves no constructive purpose whatsoever. Including, not least of\nall, making up their own definitions for words on a whim, and half\nthe damned country now choosing to ignore anything the other half\nsays. As If, Covering Their Ears, And Yelling<\/u>: “I\nCAN’T HEAR YOU!!!<\/u>”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOnce,\nan atheist informed me that the dictionary is not a God, and I told\nhim to, Tell It To The Judge<\/u>! And, see if he throws “The\nBook<\/u>” at him! SomeBody, SomeWhere<\/u>! Has to define\nhonesty but, unfortunately, forty years of surveys have steadily\nrevealed that this same quarter of the population, worldwide, who\nstill claim the sun revolves around the earth, just so happen to be\nTHE SAME FLAMING IDIOTS<\/u>! Who’ve been demanding the right\nto define reality for the rest of us, ALL ALONG<\/u>! And, also\nhappen to be The Same Damned Fools<\/u> who started the Civil War,\neventually persuading academics to seldom think twice about throwing\ntheir own dictionary out the window.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tNow,\nthey’ve all decided, in their Infantile Kindergarten Tough\nLove Wisdom, Yet Again<\/u>! That they’d much rather prefer to\nlive income tax free, on the more adventurous side of the tracks, in\ntheir own little “Private Idaho<\/u>!” Each with “His\nand Her<\/u>” very own, personally autographed and monogrammed,\nleather bound collectible, Autobiographical Dictionary<\/u>, and\nheavily censored Kindergarten Encyclopedia<\/u>. The Squeaky\nWheel Always Gets The Grease<\/u>! And, even the historical records\nmake it Painfully Obvious<\/u>! These particularly sorry\nindividuals have always been so incoherent as a group, and so full of\npiss and vinegar that, frequently, making up nonstop lies and\nbullshit demands, is the only way they can actually get anything they\nwant, by accident if nothing else.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tJust\nhow stupid are they you might ask? So Stupid<\/u>! That some of\nthem have been actively lobbying publishers, with their own\n“Superior<\/u>” definitions for words. As if they\nseriously believe they can change reality as we know it, by merely\nprinting whatever the hell they want and, somehow, making it\n“Official<\/u>”. Even though, they themselves normally\nrefuse to use a dictionary, reject academic opinions on the subject,\nand insist: Governments and Corporations Are All Evil Incarnate<\/u>!\nThe latest studies indicate the worst of the current bullshit, began\naround the same time that the internet and cellphones were first\ncommercialized. Confirming, the same quarter of the population could\nnot care less about the truth, feel deeply rejected by the same mass\nmedia they all follow nonstop, and are merely hellbent on destroying\ntheir own government! And, Surprise<\/u>! Remain responsible for\nspreading most of the fake news and misinformation.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThus,\nensuring that nobody ever really trusts the same Mass Media<\/u>,\nthat they’re all heavily addicted to, and pay good money for\nyet: Obviously, Is The Work Of The Devil<\/u>! But, A Necessary\nEvil<\/u>! A Mass Media which, in turn, by overwhelming demand, must\nalways claim, The Devil Made Me Do It<\/u>! That is, over the\nroutine course of performing their other civic duties: For The\nMindless Mob<\/u>! Ignobly endeavoring to ensure that the end always\njustifies the means, when nobody can even agree on the definition of\nstupid, and the Cult of Personality<\/u> and Three Stooges\nCutthroat Poker<\/u>, are the most exciting shows on reality TV.\nNASCAR Has Officially Become A Fantasy Commute<\/u>! But, you can\ncall it “A Reality TV Documentary<\/u>”, if you prefer.\nThere’s no such thing as an Informed Electorate<\/u>, much\nless, Political Correctness<\/u>, when everybody in the whole world\nknows, all-too-damned-well, from the historical records alone, with\nall due respect to the Founding Fathers, the only light bulb ever\nleft on in US politics, Is The Boob Tube Flickering In The Dark<\/u>..\n… .. .. . . .<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLiars\nAre a Dime a Dozen, But Good Lies Make Money<\/u>! Despite there being\nalmost no limits on how much you can spend on campaign advertising,\nand everyone voting for whoever advertises the most for over twenty\nyears, Fox News legally being entertainment, and their own President<\/u>\ncutting another major news outlet a deal on their rent, while\nthreatening to pull the licenses of the rest, Like Spoiled Rotten\nBrats<\/u>! Conservative Politicians Are Still Whining And\nComplaining<\/u> that the mass media doesn’t support them\nenough, or support democracy. As if, they can find better prices for\ndemocracy, by campaigning in foreign countries and, Tijuana Has\nThe Best Prices<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tShooting\nWildly From The Hip, Always Aiming For The Lowest Common Denominator<\/u>!\nThe fools have been swilling down their own, oh so much more\nexciting, demanding, and convenient bullshit, just as fast as they\ncan, ever since Ronald Reagan<\/u> first encouraged them and, then,\npromptly died of Alzheimer’s. The enduring legacy of Reagan’s,\nOh-So-Charming<\/u>! Enthusiastic Lies, And Professional Actor’s\nGlib Sarcastic Politics<\/u>! Includes emergency room physicians\nacross the country, who’ve gone cross-eyed ever since his\nadministration. Recording one epidemic after another, of Senior\nCitizens in particular, all drinking more, panicking, shooting\nthemselves in the foot, and dropping like flies! As If, George\nOrwell Were Broadcasting “War of the Worlds” All Over\nAgain<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOver\nthe last thirty years, high-tech communications have inspired them to\naspire to, yet again, Loftier New Heights Of Infantile Insanity<\/u>!\nOn The Endless Kindergarten Playground Of Life, The Universe, And<\/u>:\nTHE INTERNET TWILIGHT ZONE!!!<\/u> Insidiously, their own worst\nlies have started to come back to haunt them, spreading furiously,\nfaster, and further than ever before as, knowing no mercy: The\nTwilight Zone Expands<\/u>! Bereft the slightest hesitation, pity, or\nremorse and, once again, In Roaring Silence, Oblivion Overtakes\nThe World<\/u>. Or, at least, the Internet! Engulfing everything in\nits path, pausing only to bite everyone in the ass, Penetrating\nRelentlessly, Ever So Much Deeper And, Yet, Deeper Still<\/u>! All the\nway down, Into The Very Heart<\/u> Of The Glutenous-Gelatinous,\nStanky-Dank, Gloomy-Dark, Bowels of the Funkier Flatulent Fickle\nFluted Freaky Frothy Flighty Fractured Formless Fathomless Fat\nFlubberly Fractals: Hidden Somewhere In Dark Shadows<\/u>! Within\nThe Disturbingly, Distant, Dizzyingly, Distraught, Dimwitted,\nDumbfounding Dimensions! Which, of necessity, inescapably,\nirresistibly, and inescapably again, need must inevitably, against\nany and all objections to the contrary! NEVERTHELESS<\/u>! Lead\nEver Onward Still<\/u>… DESPERATELY CLAWING THEIR WAY ALL THE WAY\nDOWN<\/u>! To The Widely Rumored\nFabulous-Flatulent-Far-Fetched-Fruity-Tooty-Rock-Bottom-Fuzzy-Wuzzy-No-No\nZone, At The Extreme Outer Limits, Of La-La Land<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhereas,\nlikewise, as many undoubtedly already suspect, decades of watching\nTelevangelism, reality TV, Talk Radio, and reruns of "Green\nAcres" and “Gilligan’s Island!” Have Also\nInspired Millions Of Jejune Viewers<\/u>, whose teachers all insist\nthey had the finest education, To Creatively Lose Touch With\nReality Altogether<\/u>! In recent years, they’ve confused\nthemselves so badly, and made themselves so thoroughly paranoid, over\nthe same mass media they’re all heavily addicted to that,\ntoday, they’re killing themselves in record numbers, claiming a\npandemic sweeping The Entire Planet Is A Hoax<\/u>! And, refusing\nto be vaccinated! Making politics, the internet, talk radio, and the\nboob tube, now officially the leading causes of easily preventable\ndeath, and: BLOWING UP YOUR TV COULD SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSadly,\nif manufacturers were compelled to put a “Skull And\nCrossbones<\/u>” and “Mr Yuk" Stickers<\/u>, and\nother warning labels, all over every TV and cellphone, they would\nprobably only sell faster, which is why it’s illegal to put\nthem on cigarettes. These Days, Most Would Not Recognize The\nSimple Truth If It Bit Them In The Ass<\/u>! With even Oxford\nprofessors still reduced, for the last two hundred years at least, to\nmaking up their own rhetoric and nonsense words, like little kids,\nfumbling in their attempts to insult one another on the school\nplayground! Or, pretending that they can save the world, by inventing\nnew and exciting sounding, totally meaningless gibberish. For their\npart, the Mass Media<\/u> refers to our modern era as, “Post\nTruth<\/u>”, instead of a Shakespearean Tragedy of the\nKindergarten Variety<\/u>! Which they themselves, Remain Hugely\nResponsible For Helping To Dramatize<\/u>! And, Which Appears All\nToo Likely To End In Complete Disaster<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIt\nturns out that Hitler’s “Big Lie<\/u>” was\nnothing more than another, KINDERGARTEN BULLY, POST TRUTH, BIG\nLIE<\/u>! One, which conveniently ignored the less than flattering\ntruth, that the idiots have always been so paranoid, gullible, and\ncontentious, and their teachers so grossly incompetent, that none of\nthem even had the slightest clue how to use a dictionary! Yet<\/u>:\nThey All Demanded The Right To Print Their Own Versions<\/u>!\nAcademia and The Mainstream Have Made Their Own Words So Hollow\nSounding, To Even Themselves<\/u>! That a fourth political party is\nattempting to form in the US, because the idiots don’t even\ntrust their own dictionary, much less, their own Politicians,\nRhetoric, and Mass Media. As A Result, More Democrats Than\nRepublicans Now Believe The Constitution Is Totally Irrelevant<\/u>!\nWhile, The Ultra Conservative Supreme Court Agrees With Them<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPerhaps\nIts All For The Best<\/u>. With yet another study indicating a strong\nmajority are increasingly lying to one another about their political\nviews, in order to avoid discussing the subject altogether and,\nAccording To The Talking Heads On The Boob Tube, Reading Straight\nOff The Reuters Teleprompter, Nonverbal Politics Could Be The Future<\/u>!\nSo, Turn Down The Sound On Your Boob Tube<\/u>! This same trend can\nalso be seen in the statistics collected over the last half century,\nwith Americans progressively refusing to discuss one sensitive topic\nafter another, such as race or religion, until politics remained the\nonly subject left, that anyone was willing to discuss. These days,\nthey might as well be the Hatfield’s and the McCoys! And, due\nto their rejecting even the common as dirt dictionary, They Seldom\nBother To Make Petty Distinctions Between Politics, And Killing One\nAnother<\/u>! Preferring, Instead, To Declare War On Everything\nImaginable<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nWell over half the damn country has absolutely no interest in\ndiscussing anything controversial, as the Slowly Dawning\nRealization<\/u> has finally begun to set in that: Nobody is listening\nto a damned thing anybody says anymore! YET, IT DOESN’T SEEM\nTO MAKE THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF DIFFERENCE<\/u>! Frequently, I tell\npeople, It’s Empire Baby, And This Gravy Train Ain’t\nStopping Until She Derails<\/u>! Seeking Artistic Inspiration, William\nFaulkner and Stephen King Might Relocate To Sesame Street, and Skip\nVaudeville Altogether, As Far Too Intellectual<\/u>! Meanwhile,\nscientists are Calling For A Moratorium<\/u> on further climate\nchange research! Renewing their protests against leading governments\nrefusing to take decisive action to address the issue, when the\ncurrent president of the US supports using fossil fuels, and our\nformer president supported burning even coal and, Would Gladly\nBurn All Of Their Research As Well<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBegging\nthe question, yet again, as to exactly who it is that the scientists\nkeep trying to impress! Or, whether more likely, They’re\nMerely Hoping Throwing A Tantrum Might Work<\/u>! But, who knows,\nperhaps, after all these decades, maybe they just feel obligated to\nactively protest, the same educated “Liberals” and\n"Progressives", that they’ve always supported,\nprogressively destroying our entire Constitution, Government, And\nMass Media! While, of course, slowly killing their own students and\nscientists, as they Take Careful Measurements<\/u>. Greta Thunberg\nis a popular environmental activist, who has repeatedly complained:\nOUR WORLD LEADERS REFUSE TO TREAT THE ENVIRONMENTAL CRISIS AS AN\nEMERGENCY!!!<\/u> But, more often than not, their own teachers could\nnot teach a child how to use a stupid dictionary, share their words,\nand play nice: IF THEIR LIVES DEPENDED ON IT<\/u>! Honesty is such\na lonely word, that when a Grammar School Kid declared his intention\nto always tell the truth, It Made The National News<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tNobody,\nbut nobody, is bothering to point out that, ever since the inventions\nof reality TV and the internet, they’ve all been increasingly\nacting like spoiled two year olds: LIVING ON GILLIGAN’S\nISLAND<\/u>! Encouraging each other to babble like lunatics,\ncontradicting themselves at the drop of a hat, refusing to believe\nanything anybody else says, and drowning in their own utterly\ntransparent lies! While, Storming the Palace With Knives And\nPitchforks<\/u>! Making Even The Three Stooges Look Like Flaming\nGeniuses In Comparison<\/u>! One Guy Walked Right Off A Cliff While\nPlaying With His Cellphone! And, as a direct result of ACADEMIA’S,\nONGOING ABJECT FAILURE<\/u>! To so much as teach a child how to use a\nstupid dictionary, a third of the population today consists of\ncompulsive liars, bullying is epidemic in both the workplace, public\neducation, and the Ivory Towers<\/u>! While, the Conservative\nMoral Majority<\/u> has steadily acquired the dubious distinction, of\nhaving The Highest Rates Of Abortion, Rape, Child Abuse, Divorce,\nAlcoholism, And Suicide<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWith\ntheir entire population now projected to implode altogether within\ntwo decades, JUST IN TIME FOR GLOBAL WARMING<\/u>! Testing their\nDNA remains the most reliable way to determine how anyone votes!\nWhich can now be accomplished using a hand-held device from fifty\nfeet away, and The Easiest Way To Destroy Conservative America\nToday<\/u>! Is to feed them all of the more exciting lies they crave,\nand sell them all of the cheap, “Made in America<\/u>”,\nbirth-control, handguns, porn, and liquor, Which They So\nDesperately Require In Our Troubling Times<\/u>! While, praising their\nteachers, and urging everyone to, WATCH FOX NEWS AND IGNORE\nANYTHING DEMOCRATS SAY<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tConservatives\ntend to commit suicide after a divorce, with money being the most\nwildly popular reason for getting married or divorced, and: He Or\nShe Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins<\/u>! Frequently, they don’t\nhave a lot of silly old fashioned ideas, about things like causality\nor romance. One woman confided in me that she was a Die-hard\nLiberal<\/u>, that the extra taxes amounted to a pittance, but the\nnext time she married, she wanted a bigger fish! Because she had a\nHarvard Education and, It’s Easier To Love A Rich Man Than A\nPoor One<\/u>! Once, she said, she fell in love with a man who didn’t\nhave money, quickly broke it off, and decided she never wanted to be\nthat happy again. Anywho, it might be helpful if someone at Harvard\ncould estimate the current prices for “Trophy Wives<\/u>”\nor, at least, supply photographs, and maybe a calendar, with Harvard\nstudents today more likely to identify themselves as liberals and\ndemocrats. Perhaps, somebody at Harvard can also give us some insight\ninto what “Liberal” currently means: WHEN NOBODY CAN\nAGREE ON THE DEFINITION OF STUPID!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSince\nno one seems to care about their own dictionary, much less, freedom\nof speech, and nobody really wants to talk about it! We Can All\nSafely Assume<\/u>! Whatever political beliefs anyone might have these\ndays: Never Actually Mattered To Anyone Else<\/u>! However, a\n“Freudian Analysis” of “Trophy Wives”, could\nprove invaluable. Harvard excluded Jews from their roles, just as\nliberals are now promoting antisemitism again, and Harvard dismissed\nJewish theories as meaningless. Only to have people like Sigmund\nFreud shove their own crap right down their throats, By Selling\nCocaine To The Wives Of The Rich And Famous<\/u>! Of Course, Along\nWith A Line Of Guilt-Free Jewish Bullshit A Mile Long<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPORN\nSELLS ITSELF<\/u>! And, you can easily encourage the idiots to buy\nmore guns, by simply suggesting that Conservatives Are The Real\nVictims Of Gun Violence<\/u>! Without ever having to mention, It’s\nUsually Self-Inflicted<\/u>! Likewise, you can easily encourage them\nto Drink Themselves To Death<\/u>, by merely reminding them to\nwatch Fox News, and never listen to democrats. It’s actually\ncommon knowledge, among Conservatives themselves, who switch back and\nforth between listening to “Talk Radio” and “Fox\nNews”, according to how much alcohol they drink, and just how\nupset the shows make them. This Is a Public Service Reminder,\nCourtesy of the Democratic Party To: STOCK UP ON BOOZE AND FOX\nNEWS<\/u>! Don’t forget to also tune into your Favorite Talk\nRadio Station, for the latest exciting Revelations concerning, THE\nIMPENDING APOCALYPSE<\/u>! And, For More Of Our Extensive Coverage,\nOf: VOLUNTARY GENOCIDE IN AMERICA TODAY<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\ncourts, academia, and the mass media, have repeatedly suggested that\nthe technology for lie detectors has not improved significantly, in\nwell over half a century, but private corporations have long since\nmoved on, to develop their own, new and improved: AI Lie\nDetectors<\/u>! Which, Can Sometimes See Right Through People<\/u>:\nJUST LIKE WET TOILET PAPER<\/u>! These days, scientists can\npractically Read Your Brain Waves Like A Newspaper<\/u>! While,\nsome of these newer AI Lie Detectors, Are Already Outrageously\nMore Reliable Than Any Judge Or Jury In The Country<\/u>! Quite\nlikely, they’re now capable of predicting some court decisions better\nthan the courts themselves, by merely analyzing their transcripts.\nTake My Word For It, Or Not But, You Cannot Attack What You Cannot\nComprehend<\/u>: NOT WHEN ITS WHAT’S MISSING FROM THIS\nPICTURE!!!<\/u> Despite all the supercomputers they’re using today,\nthe only thing that anyone actually requires is a home computer, and\nI provide explicit instructions for developing the technology, in the\npublic domain. Including a wide variety of suggestions for how to\nexploit academia, and all the other liars and posers, for fun and for\nprofit: SO, THEY NEVER SEE ANY OF THE PUNCH LINES COMING!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAlready,\nyou can buy a stupid cellphone with a built-in lie detector, almost\nas accurate as Newtonian Mechanics, and there’s no reason\nwhatsoever, that every TV, Classroom, and Courtroom in America can’t\ncome with its own, Certified Lie Detector<\/u>: COMPLETE WITH A\nLOUD BUZZER!!!<\/u> Who Needs A Stack of Bibles<\/u>! If everybody\nin the courtroom knows all-too-damn-well, the buzzer will go off the\nminute anybody lies! But, as far as I can tell, the whole idea of\nsharing their own Common As Dirt Dictionary, much less, The Simple\nTruth<\/u>! Just Sounds Too Much Like Socialism, Or Worse Still,\nAnother Liberal Fantasy<\/u>! Rather than worrying about how their\nstudents actually deal with the truth, academics are more worried\nabout the fact their students are becoming more gullible, and highly\nsuggestible. If repeatedly pressured to do so, experiments indicate\nmost would willing torture a complete random stranger with electric\nshocks and, possibly, merely demand more money for their\nparticipation. Another study has indicated that, What Doesn’t Kill\nPeople, Actually Makes Them More Gullible<\/u>! When Nobody Can\nAgree On The Definition Of Stupid, Obviously, Thinking For Yourself\nHas Diminishing Returns<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\ncourts are already preventing anyone from making any audio and video\nrecordings, so I explain how to linguistically analyze their written\ntranscripts for database searches, using AI that can also train\npeople in how to dissect anything said in court. In Ways That\nAcademia, And The Courts themselves, Are Entirely Incapable Of\nAppreciating<\/u>! Thanks to the fools commonly rejecting their own\ndictionary, severely stunting their own sense of humor, and Their\nInstitutionalized Denial, Straight Out Of Kindergarten<\/u>: That\nJokes Are Entirely Meaningless<\/u>! Sticks And Stones May Break My\nBones, But Names Can Never Hurt Me<\/u>! Not Unless It Impacts My\nBusiness, In Which Case I’ll Sue You In Court<\/u>! Despite\nWestern legal systems tracing some of their roots back to bar room\njokes older than monuments, Cussing And Jokes Are Never Considered\nThe Primary Grammar Of Any Language<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nphysical, mathematical, and neurological evidence already strongly\nsuggest this, with infants acquiring a sense of humor at just four\nmonths old, when they actually begin to remember more things for the\nfirst time. Unfortunately, the sad truth is, The Truth Is Bad For\nBusiness<\/u>: JUST ASK THE PENTAGON!!!<\/u> Which is why, THE\nTRUTH HAS BECOME THE PLAYGROUND OF BILLIONAIRES!!!<\/u> Even Judge\nJudy could never afford to stay on the air, if she started treating\nher fictitious courtroom, as if it were just another tawdry ghetto TV\ngame show, giving away second rate prizes! Nevertheless, again and\nagain, its the gift that keeps on giving! Providing Yet Another\nWonderful Opportunity<\/u>! In which to manipulate academia and the\njudicial system, in order To Inflate The Price of The Truth On The\nBlack Market<\/u>! While, everybody agrees, “AI and Virtual\nReality Are The Future!” Because, Of Course: THERE NEVER WAS\nANY INTELLIGENT LIFE AROUND HERE<\/u>! BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tReality\nTV would cease to exist altogether, and be replaced with “Fantasy\nTV<\/u>”, if every reality TV show, including Fox News, Used\nA Lie Detector<\/u>, WITH A LOUD BUZZER!!!<\/u> Oprah might have to\nhire emergency medical personnel, and an on-staff psychologist And,\nHer Insurance Might Not Cover It<\/u>! While, I most certainly don’t\nexpect everyone to rush to install lie detectors in every Motel Room,\nChurch Pew, and Public Restroom! Obviously, if even the Lofty\n“Ivory Towers<\/u>”, cannot muster enough personal\nintegrity, To At Least Set An Example For Kindergarten Classes! Then,\nBIG BIRD IS THE ONLY RELIABLE TEACHER LEFT IN THE COUNTRY<\/u>! My\nown work focuses on kick-starting the Next Scientific Revolution, in\nthe public domain, and encouraging all of the sciences to become more\nsustainable and humane by, among other things, automating the process\nof collating data on a personal computer. In Order To, Throw The\nWorst Of Academia’s Own Bullshit, Right Back In Their Faces<\/u>:\nJUST AS HARD AS YOU CAN<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nexample, I also describe how to design cheap bots, that can easily\ndetermine exactly how gullible anyone is, and can argue with the best\nof them over the definition of stupid! Or, Whatever Infantile Lies\nAnd Trivial Bullshit They Might Care To Debate<\/u>! Click Here To\nJoin The Soupy Sales Club Today<\/u>! ~***~AND, WIN A MILLION\nDOLLARS!!!<\/u>~***~ The idiots make themselves more gullible by the\nminute, by merely continuing to argue online all the time! The more\nbrazen their lies, meaningless their gibberish, and vacuous their\narguments, the more unbelievably gullible they all become, and the\nmore bots they’ll attract: Making It Harder To Distinguish\nThe Over-Grown Brats, From Any Other Mindless Bot<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nyounger generation is now attempting to avoid bots online,\nrecognizing that they all incorporate analog logic but, Young Or\nOld<\/u>, the idiots are so unbelievably gullible, that they tend to\nassume anything that isn’t labeled fake, or Obviously Fake<\/u>,\nmust be real! Anyone can use crude bots, other bots label as “Fake<\/u>”,\nto encourage them to assume that more complicated bots are real\npeople, AD INFINITUM AD NAUSEAM<\/u>! Again, I’m not\nexaggerating just how stupid they really are, when I say you can\nsimply program bots to call one another an obvious fake, and they’ll\nautomatically Assume Other Bots Are Real<\/u>. The less they trust\ntheir own words, coming out of their own mouths, the more they start\nto trust computers over people until, The Idiots Will Trust\nComputers More Than Themselves<\/u>! Their own unconscious mind starts\nto assume that everything they say is bullshit, or just a game, and\nthey become all that much more eager to play! Goldilocks was a sucker\nfor gambling, addicted to Three Card Monty, and could never resist\nall of the bots online giving her yet another chance to, “Click\nHere<\/u>! To Win a Million Dollars<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHere\nOn Gilligan’s Island, When You’re Crippled Inside, You\nCan Run, But You Cannot Hide<\/u>! Certainly, Not From Your Own\nCollective Stupidity<\/u>! Using scalar designs, bots can\nautomatically replicate both simpler and more complex versions of\nthemselves, on demand, and across any scales, according to exactly\nhow gullible the occupants of any website might just so happen to be,\non any given occasion. Trolling For The Same Idiots Trolling For\nPeople<\/u>! And, leveling the online playing field, by enforcing that\nthe only way to censor the bots is to, CENSOR THE HALF-WITS AS\nWELL!!!<\/u> Or, allow them to continue to argue with bots, that\nattempt to sell them insurance, toiletries, pillows, ownership of\ntheir very own Certified Dictionary Definitions! All Limited\nEditions, To Be Sold To The Highest Bidder, IN THE GRAND CAPITALIST\nTRADITION!!!<\/u> Or, whatever. While, Conspiracy Theory Networks,\nWill Never Be The Same Again<\/u>! There’s Simply No Accounting\nFor Taste And, Using Simple Bots, You Can Sell Them Their Very Own:\nCUSTOMIZED NIGHTMARE-FANTASIES<\/u>! As their birthright, and\nencourage the idiots to convince themselves they got a good deal.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhen\nyou’re only two years old, “Winning Isn’t\nEverything, Its The Only Thing<\/u>!” And, Online White\nCollar Crime, May As Well Legally Be<\/u>: A Redundant Oxymoron<\/u>!\nOne atheist thought he was clever, selling pet insurance for the\nApocalypse, but these bots could eventually Talk WC Fields Out Of\nHis Lunch Money, And Life Savings<\/u>! USING HIS OWN BULLSHIT\nAGAINST HIM<\/u>! Naturally, many assume that academics themselves are\nway too smart, to fall for such stupid tricks. However, even\nWikipedia and the Oxford English Dictionary, have been compelled to\nretract an impressive number of articles and definitions, due to\nresident militant atheists, refusing to acknowledge that making up\ntheir own definitions, for words like “Objectivity<\/u>”,\naccomplishes nothing and, Merely Reflects Badly On The University\nAnd Website<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThere’s\na long standing replication crisis in the sciences today yet, while\nwatching PBS interviews with some of the more famous academics, I\ncame across two who were lecturing on Total Nonsense<\/u>: Complete\nBullshit<\/u>! That you can interpret any damned way you happen to\nprefer! Frank Zappa<\/u> famously sang, “DON’T YOU\nJIVE ME WITH THAT COSMIC DEBRIS<\/u>!” While, one particularly\nsmooth talking academic, was droning on about, “Cosmic\nConsciousness!” As His Audience Hung On Every Word,<\/u> JUST\nWAITING FOR THE COOL-AIDE TO BE SERVED<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHelping\nto commercialize the Pentagon’s last generation, Terminator\nDrone Technology<\/u>, for several decades now, the Japanese\nGovernment has dedicated itself to developing, FRIENDLY ROBOTS<\/u>!\nUntil, at long last, Modern AI Are Becoming Indistinguishable From\nPeople<\/u>! Already, a few of these have managed to temporarily\nacquire a larger following online, than the rich and famous, By\nMerely Spouting More Exciting Sounding Bullshit<\/u>! The latest\nwildly popular TV star in China is a totally synthetic AI actress,\nthat the mass media describes as "Hyper Realistic<\/u>!"\nIt looks like AI Is The Future Of Hollywood, And Reality TV<\/u>!\nAnd, Ya Gotta Fake It Til Ya Make It Baby<\/u>! The first entirely\nsynthetic fashion models, hit singles, pop stars, porn stars, and\nlife-like AI Sex Dolls, are already gaining in popularity and, for\nthe first time ever, Advanced Medical Technology, has now made it\npossible for anyone to practice safe sex and, BUY A CHEAP BLOWJOB\nONLINE<\/u>: FROM YOUR FAVORITE PLASTIC-FANTASTIC LOVER!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\nrecent decades, universities have been expanding faster than they can\nkeep up with, only to cause their own populations to implode\naltogether and, increasingly: REJECT PUBLIC EDUCATION\nALTOGETHER!!!<\/u> In response, academics themselves are beginning to\nsound like Cartoon Characters, Competing For Recognition<\/u>! With\nsome suggesting that what they require is better marketing: HULK\nSMASH ATOMS!!!<\/u> Pop music has become almost entirely devoid of\nintonation, more often than not, digitally manipulated, because\nnobody wants to hear the truth, in even the voices of their more\npopular singers. Who’re increasingly difficult to distinguish\nfrom Gangsters, threatening to kill everyone, and Porn Stars,\nWhispering Sweet Nasty Things In Your Earbuds<\/u>…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOver\nThe Last Century, While Industriously Repaving Paradise For A New\nMall<\/u>! And, making steady progress towards converting every Mom\nAnd Pop<\/u> Store, Restaurant, and Family Farm, into a wide variety\nof lucrative franchises, some of which will go in the exciting new\nmall, in recent years, The Bastion Of Capitalism Has Become So\nNostalgic, Romantic, And Glamorous That, Walmart Has Surpassed The\nSports Bars<\/u>! As The Most Widely Known Pick-Up Join Left In\nAmerica<\/u>! In Japan, For Their Part, At Least The Sun Still\nRises<\/u>! However, their women have been loudly complaining for\ndecades now, for polite Japanese that is, that it’s hard enough\nto get laid in a country of polite workaholics, without having to:\nCompete With Online Porn, VR, And Transformer Robots<\/u>! The\nnumber of men who no longer want children, has doubled in the last\ndecade alone and, in some places, like conservative Michigan, up to a\nquarter of the adult population are now resigned to never having\nchildren, with children steadily becoming more unpopular in the\nwealthiest countries in the world. Wherever people have easy access\nto modern birth control, and options to spend their limited time and\nmoney on other, obviously, much more important things.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUsually,\nwhatever the corporations they work for are willing support, with\nmany having to relocate every five years on the average and, PURSUE\nUP TO FIVE DIFFERENT CAREERS<\/u>! JUST TO KEEP UP WITH THE\nJONES!!!<\/u> And, of course, save enough money for retirement! In an\neconomy designed to funnel all the money, to the top 1% of the\npopulation! At the last minute, some governments are rushing to offer\nfinancial incentives, to encourage them to have more children, but to\nlittle effect, with it still being Cheaper To Import People To\nReplace Them<\/u>, Automate, Or Export Their Jobs<\/u>! While, most\nare still struggling just to pay the next month’s rent, and\ncompete in the business world. Against robots, computers, and people\nwho have no children, with some couples now calling themselves, POWER\nCOUPLES<\/u>! As if they’re Cartoon Characters<\/u>, or a\nProfessional Wrestling Tag Team<\/u>! When the simple truth is,\nonly one in well over 4,000 actually supports the rest with jobs and\ncash while, increasingly, The Machines Are Doing All Of The Work,\nFor Every Damned One Of Them<\/u>! Germany’s population is now\nimploding faster than anybody else and, apparently, Hitler’s\n"Master Race" Is Now Struggling To Reproduce<\/u>, In\nBoth Germany And Japan<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIf\nNiche’s Supermen Exist, They Seem To Prefer Fame And Fortune To\nChanging Diapers<\/u>! The rest of the world isn’t far behind\nthem, with women’s heels increasing in height, the closer you\nget to any major metropolitan area, and plastic surgery exploding in\npopularity everywhere! As, Simultaneously, Their Population Takes\nA Nose Dive<\/u>! Along With That Of Every Other Living Thing On\nThe Planet<\/u>! Some now refer to modern civilization as a, “Death\nCulture<\/u>”, that worships death because, at least, it sounds\nmore dignified than: High Tech Three Stooges Lowbrow Slapstick,\nEncouraging The Marching Morons To Kill Themselves Faster<\/u>! Along\nWith Every Other Living Thing On The Planet<\/u>! The latest plan for\ndefeating making abortion illegal in the US, is to make\ncontraceptives like the “Day After Pill<\/u>”, freely\navailable to republicans. Progress has also been made in developing,\nA Male Birth-Control Pill<\/u>! Almost certain to become a best\nseller, helping conservatives to finally achieve their goal, of\nbecoming a minority! That way, they can legitimately complain\ndemocracy is a failure, and doesn’t represent their interests.\nNeither Abortion, Nor Gun Laws, Will Remain Hot Button Issues For\nMuch Longer, Unless Conservatives Manage To Create A Banana Republic<\/u>!\nEnsuring They Continue To Dominate Wall Street, The Pentagon, And\nThe Mass Media<\/u>! Meanwhile, for their part, researchers everywhere\nare now rushing, just as fast as they can, to: MAKE ALL OF THEIR\nMORE EXCITING NIGHTMARE-FANTASIES COME TRUE!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWith\nsuch things, these days, one assumes sometime after modern science is\ndone, Helping The High-Tech Industry To Thoroughly Automate\nEverything<\/u>! Of course, in order to make it more convenient,\nprofitable, faster, cheaper, easier, and more socially acceptable\nthen ever before! For conservatives around the globe, of every\nmainstream persuasion to, SAVE ON TAXES<\/u>! AND, DESTROY THEIR\nOWN GOVERNMENTS<\/u>! BY, Of Course, COMMITTING VOLUNTARY GENOCIDE<\/u>!\nAs much as that might sound like merely a joke, a quarter of the\nentire civilized world still claims the sun revolves around the\nearth, Something Both Fundamentalist Christians And Muslims Can\nAgree Upon<\/u>! While, their teachers still deny any responsibility\nfor their students complete inability, to even share a stupid\ndictionary. The market is beyond enormous, and largely untapped, with\nRussia being a notable exception which, nonetheless, still obviously\nrequires extensive modernization: Using Much More Creative, Zen\nBullshit<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\neasiest way to destroy the gun lobby today, is to produce cheap\nplastic handguns that cost fifty bucks, and market them to\nconservatives, or even give them away for free. The entire US is\ndividing in half, geographically that is, According To The\nPoliticians You Can Afford<\/u>! Making It Faster And Easier Than Ever\nBefore To: TARGET SPECIFIC MARKETS<\/u>! In Wealthy Resort And\nRetirement Areas In Particular! Knowing damned well, The Idiots\nTend To Shoot Each Other And Themselves<\/u>! And, Their “Political\nOpposition” May As Well Be Selling Them Legalized Crack\nCocaine<\/u>! Although that might sound unethical, for over half a\ncentury, US cities have watched some of these same CONSERVATIVE\nSTATES, SELL WEAPONS ON THEIR BLACK MARKETS<\/u>! Already, some states\nare confronting the grim reality, that they’re driving away\nbusinesses, while attracting people who Hate Paying Taxes<\/u>, and\ndon’t tend to reproduce. Not to mention, Drink Almost As\nMuch As The Russians, And Prefer To Wear Loaded Weapons In Public<\/u>!\nWith even their own homegrown Conservative Cops, Now Receiving\nDeath Threats From Radical Right-Wingers<\/u>! IT’S LEGAL TO\nSHOOT A HOOKER IN TEXAS, FOR ATTEMPTING TO STEAL YOUR WALLET<\/u>!\nMeanwhile, conservative politicians are already begging their\nconstituents to: REMEMBER THE ALAMO, PASS THE AMMO, AND MAKE MORE\nBABIES<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAll\nattracted, no doubt, by their lovely, Family Oriented State\nPolitics<\/u>, and determined to actively participate, ensuring that\nthey get their money’s worth for their tax dollar, that is,\nFrom The Hatfields And The McCoys<\/u>! Small town conservatives\ntend to be quite happy and content, in their everyday lives, that is,\nif they don’t watch a lot of television! But, When The Beverly\nHillbillies Struck Oil In Texas, They All Bought Rocket Launchers And\nAssault Riffles<\/u>! While, During The “Capitol Hill Riot”,\nTHE COPS KILLED EACH OTHER<\/u>! Committing treason by lowering their\nbarriers and, in other parts of the country, the same idiots who\nallowed these radical right wingers through, drove the price for\nreliable cops through the ceiling! The Pentagon has also been rushing\nto play catch-up as well, ever since it became public knowledge, that\none of their own troopers had detailed plans, and was preparing to\nkill his entire battalion, of perhaps 300 or more men, and the\nPentagon refused to investigate any other radical right wingers among\ntheir ranks! Making it increasingly difficult to find anyone willing\nto volunteer, TO SERVE THEIR COUNTRY<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tNo\nmatter how often conservatives shoot themselves in the foot, It\nNever Gets Old<\/u>! The idiots are so stupid, they keep coming back\nfor more! In the early 1990s, Small Towns Across America<\/u>,\nstarted shooting themselves in the foot again in earnest, when the\nTea Party and Talk Radio first encouraged them to get tough on crime,\neven though they had low crime rates. In The Good Old Days<\/u>!\nOtherwise quiet small towns like these, might have been goaded into\nforming A Lynch Mob<\/u>! But, today, they had to settle for\nElecting The Biggest Asshole Around Sheriff<\/u>! Only to be sued\nfor millions they couldn’t afford. When you’re only two\nyears old, Its All Just Fun And Games, Until Someone Gets Hurt<\/u>…\nLIKE YOURSELF<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\nThe Resounding Vacuum<\/u>! Depending on your physical proximity to\nthe Mass Media<\/u>, in recent decades, upwards of 90% of the\npublic have become foolish enough, to thoroughly convince themselves\nthey’re above average, at detecting things like Deep Fakes<\/u>,\nor Bullshit In General<\/u>. When the simple truth is, most find\nDeep Fakes<\/u> much more convincing than the real deal, and AI are\nrapidly headed in the same direction. Rather than attempting to point\nout Their Audiences Are Now As Gullible As They Come<\/u>! The mass\nmedia refers to AI as "Super Persuasive<\/u>" and "Hyper\nReal<\/u>!" Being ever So Much More Exciting, Easier To\nFollow<\/u>, and meeting oh so many more of their own, Much More\nRealistic, Preconceptions And Demanding Expectations<\/u>! While, over\n40% casually spread misinformation and, You Might As Well Ask A\nDog Not To Chew On Its Bone<\/u>! These days, you have to hire a\nfull-time private detective, just to figure out how the mass media is\nlying to you and, as usual, when it comes to Fake News<\/u>, kids\nhave proven better at detecting lies than adults. Thankfully, the\nadults are the ones with all of the money. Doing most of the talking,\neven when nobody is listening. Unless, of course, you count the\nbots…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAgain,\nmaking them Extremely Easy To Imitate, And Exploit<\/u>!\nEssentially, no different from Televangelism, or any number of Mass\nMarketing Schemes<\/u>, even in the “Hallowed Halls”.\nWhere, The Same Tedious Lowbrow Slapstick Always Applies<\/u>!\nIncluding, denying that their denial is All Too Sadly Predictable<\/u>,\nand only encourages others to exploit them at the first opportunity.\nAs all that anybody need ever do, in order to exploit them, is to\nencourage the idiots to Keep On Demanding And Denying, Anything\nAnd Everything<\/u>! That their precious, tiny-little, shrunken hearts\nand minds just so happen to desire And, So Richly Deserve<\/u>! Of\ncourse, in the name of Morality, Growth, And Progress<\/u>! At any\ngiven time, anywhere between 25-75% of All Twitter Accounts Are\nTwitter Bots<\/u>! And, when an academic booted me off Reddit, he\nasked me how I might retaliate, so I told him I was taking down\nnames! But, what I didn’t tell him was, I was only there to\nDesign Cheap Bots<\/u>! That can argue with the best them: Making\nBusiness-As-Usual, Flat-Out-Impossible<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\npoetry and chapters of this book are all written using the same,\nMathematical Equation<\/u>: That Can Be Used To Describe Any\nLowbrow Slapstick<\/u>! SHAMELESSLY PROVIDING SIMILAR NONSENSE ON\nDEMAND!!!<\/u> For Academics Or Anyone Else To Drool Over! A decade\nlong research effort to create an AI, that can write its own, New\nAnd Exciting Scientific Theories And Papers<\/u>! Has produced a\nridiculous number of, Extremely Convincing Sounding Papers<\/u>,\nThat Were All Complete Bullshit<\/u>! Explaining why the peer review\nsystem now appears to be broken, and rapidly headed towards\nbankruptcy court. Creating yet another easy way for anyone to\nquantify, and Exploit, Their Complete Lack Of A Sense Of Humor<\/u>!\nThere’s a Sucker Born Every Minute<\/u>! And, among other\nthings, I describe how to, Manipulate Academic Bullies, And\nGood-Old-Boy Bullshit<\/u>! Influencing even their peer review\nsystems: With Mathematical Precision<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLeveraging\nThe Ignorance of The Experts Against Themselves<\/u>! Among other\nthings, in order to increase the number of pay-walls, thus, ensuring\nthat the public knows just exactly how much their own dictionary and\neducation are worth, According To Trump University, And The Wall\nStreet Journal<\/u>! Logic is not the problem, its the idiots who\ninsist they’re being reasonable, Because They’re The\nOnes Who Define The Meaning Of The Word<\/u>! While, according to more\nAmericans than ever before, LIVING WELL IS THE BEST REVENGE!!!<\/u>\nToday, Modern Technology<\/u> has made it possible to rigorously\nquantify and automate all of their Endless Institutionalized\nInsanity, Within The Public Domain<\/u>! In order to encourage their\nown students to exploit them for every dime they have. Of course, IN\nTHE NAME OF SAVING THE PLANET<\/u>! AS WELL AS, SURVIVAL OF THE\nFITTEST ATHEIST<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tI’ve\nbeen booted off Every Academic Website Imaginable<\/u>, frequently\nfor merely quoting their own more uncomfortable facts while,\ncountless others agree with me, including many former academics\nwho’re good friends, that its all the same, Institutionalized\nThree Stooges and Marx Brothers Bullshit<\/u>! Dating back to at least\nThe Dark Ages<\/u>, and largely promoted by entrenched wealth and\nthe military-industrial complex. Regrettably, the US has earned a\nreputation as the Most Nepotistic Country In The World<\/u>!\nExplaining why Professional Comedians Have Been Loudly\nComplaining<\/u>, their paychecks are suffering, while they already\nhave more than enough material and, Can’t Possibly Compete\nWith Reality<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAbsolute\npower May Corrupt Absolutely<\/u> however, academia, the mass\nmedia, and the mainstream are all heavily focused on: Using Money\nTo Rot Everyone’s Brain<\/u>! While, it remains debatable if\nthere’s any appreciable difference, when they can’t even\nuse a dictionary, and: YOU CAN LITERALLY USE CHICKENS TO MODEL\nTHEIR BEHAVIOR!!!<\/u> Requiring merely a 120 transistor arithmetic\naccelerator, commonly found on any computer chip today! It just\ndoesn’t get anymore lowbrow these days while, if anyone reading\nthis book needs some sort of, Comforting Truth To Believe In<\/u>!\nIt’s that modern technology has made automating the truth\ninevitable! And, On The Playground of Life, In The School of\nHard-Knocks<\/u>: Instant Karma’s Gonna Getcha Baby<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSomeone\nneeds to crunch the numbers for the algorithm, but it should be\npossible to create more complicated bots, that speak English well\nenough to fool at least half the population, almost all the time.\nUsing my “Bullshit Linguistics<\/u>” and, a home\ncomputer with a $35.00 pcie card, or a high-end laptop with a thumb\ndrive. Leveraging the knowledge that, these days, most tend to assume\nreally stupid bots are too stupid to be bots, and the issue is making\nbots stupid enough to blend into the crowd! However, anyone,\nincluding Gabe Newell or, Whoever Can Stop Counting Their Money\nLong Enough<\/u>! Can incorporate the same analog logic in this book\ninto already existing bots, and video games as well. Or, even\nintroduce an entirely new genre of lowbrow video games. For The\nMore Discerning Gamers<\/u>! Those Few Who Dare To Master<\/u>! The\nunbelievably stupid and easy to learn, yet difficult to master, more\ndemanding, and frequently censored of: THE FORBIDDEN DARK ARTS!!!<\/u>\nIncluding Bullshit Kung Fu<\/u>! And, The Fine Art of\nAnarchistic Facilitation<\/u>! Believe it or not, its a “Tribal\nThing<\/u>!” Which Is Why They Spared Little-Big Man’s Life<\/u>!\nAnd, why some of us can make a porn star blush and, Walk The Other\nWay<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tGames\nand Bots that are designed for those, long forgotten, Long\nAbandoned Souls<\/u> who, like myself, can never Forget Themselves<\/u>!\nAnd, still adamantly insist, even as Senior Citizens<\/u>: We\nDon’t Need No Stinking Education<\/u>! If All Our Teachers\nHave Rotten Senses Of Humor<\/u>! Indignantly Demanding Everyone Be\nPolite To Them<\/u>! When, They Never Did Learn How To Share Their\nWords And Play Nice<\/u>! Already, video games commonly incorporate\nboth Karma and humor into their designs, but this book leverages\nenough “Contextual Vagueness<\/u>” to take it to\nanother level altogether by: Stressing The Self-Evident Truth, As\nThe Ultimate Grammar<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAdditionally,\nit can be used to create a, Virtual Reality Engine<\/u>, capable of\nrunning simulations of quantum mechanics and Relativity, that can\nmake more sense out of Feynman Diagrams<\/u>. Humorously\nillustrating how quantum mechanics apply in our macroscopic world, in\nways which are every bit as bizarre as the subatomic! A more complete\nversion of the Analog Logic<\/u>, requires twice as many poems, but\nI added extra chapters here to compensate, and these are all capable\nof accommodating a four fold super-symmetry, and any new poems. Using\na "Bullshit Lexicon", capable of treating every word as a\nvariable, every sentence can also be treated as a variable, providing\nboth the required geometry and stochastic processing, in order to\nproduce: A Quantized Karmic AI Engine<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOne,\nthat can effortlessly adapt its own geometry and dynamics, emotions\nand intellect, to suit each individual. Similar to, VR Fun House\nMirrors, Which Also Happen To Be Adaptable Echo Chambers<\/u>!\nChoreographed by Fred Astaire, Micheal Jackson, and the immortal,\nCharlie Chaplin<\/u>! Their feet a constant blur, Like Wavy\nGravy, From Another Planet<\/u>! Dispersing In Every Direction! Yet,\nUnWaveringly Converging Upon What’s Missing From This\nPicture… In Higher Dimensions<\/u>! Drifting endlessly unto the\nmysterious, fathomless, rootless, ever so Vaguely Vindictive,\nVoracious, Vicious and, Verily, Vapid, Vacuous, Voluminous, Virtually\nVirgin, Void! Yet Still, Somehow Vividly, Vibrant, And Vivacious,\nVerisimilitude Of The Vitriolic Volatile Vacuum<\/u>! Forever Lost in\nSpace, On the Far Side<\/u>! Somewhere Over the Rainbow, Deep in\nthe Memory of God, Firmly Ensconced Within the Naughty Nebulous\nNictating Numbing Nexus of the Anonymous Open-Mike-Night Cosmic\nMicrowave Background, and Twilight Zone Comedy Hour<\/u>! Whilst,\nnostalgically waxing soothing metaphorical metaphysical mumbo jumbo,\nand recounting The Long And Sordid Tale Of<\/u>: “The\nRedemption Of Goldilocks<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAlong\nwith the dictionary, lie detectors, quantum mechanics, fuzzy logic,\nand humor in general, consciousness still remains a profound mystery\nto modern science, while Zen Bullshit<\/u> remains quite popular\nwith academics, due to their often enjoying playing around with\nsemantics, and being unimpressed with either The Marx Brothers, Or\nOscar The Grouch<\/u>! Nor, it would seem, the least bit intimidated\nby the fact, that linguistics are now a well established profession,\nthat’s both increasingly automated and Classified Research<\/u>.\nWhile, the commercial sector doesn’t exactly share their words\nand play nice either! And, can teach academics how to: Automate\nTheir Own Bullshit<\/u>! With generous support from the NSA, who\nprefer to remain anonymous, and might be Anonymous or, more likely,\nOnline Keystone Cops These Days<\/u>! For all the difference it\nseems to make! Thankfully, we can always depend upon Google,\nMicrosoft, Intel, AMD, Nvidia, Micron, and any new oligopolies, that\nthe AI will now create, to defend us from the same Foreign Devils<\/u>,\nusing our own AI to hack everyone! Just as soon as the State Dept and\nCommerce Dept, finish investigating Microsoft for treason, and decide\nwhether Intel and Nvidia can do business with China, while we fight\nWWIII with them! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAlready,\nacademics are quite commonly, and casually, urging and assisting\ntheir own governments in censoring the internet, sometimes, in the\nname of saving a democracy, they admit no longer exists! So, you can\nconsider it your patriotic duty to: Show Academics How To Censor\nThemselves<\/u>! Of course, in their case, this can easily become a\nfull-time job, hence, the need for automation and commercialization.\nAlthough it seemed like a huge waste of my time, what I confirmed by\nwatching countless videos, and searching through endless,\nDeliberately Mind-Numbing<\/u>, academic websites, is that none of\nthem knows a damned thing about systems logics, they habitually go\nout of their way to avoid acknowledging that the self-evident truth\neven exists, and are seldom concerned with whether anything anybody\nsays might actually reflect reality, in any sort of demonstrable\nfashion! While, If You Can’t Dazzle ‘Em With\nBrilliance<\/u>! Baffle ‘Em With a Generous Helping Of Their\nOwn Bullshit<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nexample, there’s no such thing as a psychological category for\nlowbrow slapstick, even among the supposedly more Objective\nBehaviorists<\/u> and, as if all professional comedians must have an\nUndiagnosed Mental Disease<\/u>, a psychologist recently informed\nthe mass media that our former president fits all the criteria for a,\n“Psychopathic Narcissist<\/u>!” Without ever\nacknowledging, that his criteria apply equally well to Professional\nWrestling<\/u>! And, our former president is a lifelong fan, not to\nmention, a politician! Dwayne Johnston is a former professional\nwrestler himself, and one of the highest paid movie stars today, now\nthinking of running for president, and all of Hollywood is pumping\niron, while practicing their one-liners, smack talk, and wrestling\nmoves. Suddenly, the mass media is filled with articles on how to\nAvoid Narcissists<\/u> in our Materialistic Culture<\/u> but,\nwhat none of them are describing in any detail whatsoever, is that\nnarcissism is just another Latin word for egotism that not only\ndescribes Professional Wrestling, but Televangelism, Politics in\ngeneral, reality TV, and well over half the damned population!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMerely\nby automating the process, of making similar insipid comparisons,\nbetween more abstract academic models and lowbrow slapstick, you can\nInstantly Cuss-tomize<\/u> any techno-gibberish, For Complete\nBlithering Idiots<\/u>! If you want, automating Spinning The News<\/u>,\nusing advanced mathematics that are classified, in ways the censors\nwill never see coming! Academics themselves are already struggling to\nkeep up with the public and mass media, constantly slaughtering their\nTechnobabble And Rhetoric<\/u>! Making much of their rhetoric\ntotally worthless on their own, Juvenile Playground<\/u>! Merely by\nencouraging the idiots to mock and attack academia, and their own\ngovernments as, Totally Out of Touch With Reality<\/u>! Along with\nanyone else stupid enough to disagree with, The Same Mindless Mob\nThat The Two Enthusiastically Endorse<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nIf modern medicine and psychology had a lick of integrity, they’d\ncampaign for everybody to get it over with already and, Blow Up\nTheir Fucking TV<\/u>! Extensive studies have indicated that mortality\nrates have increased dramatically, children’s values and mental\nhealth have gone down the toilet altogether and, just watching too\nmuch TV, is now proven to cause dementia, and reduce your lifespan by\nup to decades. People tell me I shouldn’t cuss so much, but\nhalf our water supplies have been contaminated with uranium, while\nhalf our children have been diagnosed with lead poisoning, and our\nchildren are now dying faster than ever before, with young and middle\naged men also committing suicide in record numbers, nobody has seen\nsince WWII! A deadly pandemic keeps mutating and sweeping the entire\nplanet, all of our economies are constantly reshuffling, and slowing\ndown drastically, and the global ecology now appears certain to\ncollapse altogether, at any moment! That Is: Assuming WWIII\nDoesn’t Break Out In Earnest First<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nlast damned thing we need right now, in my opinion, is for teachers\nand their students to keep refusing to cuss, in the name of, Taking\nA Higher Moral Stance<\/u>! While, Continuing To Argue Over The\nDefinition Of Stupid<\/u>! Preferring to call each other\nNarcissistic-Commie-Fashion-Terrorist-And-Zombie-Test-Dummies, while\ndemanding answers from the Cult of Personality<\/u> on reality TV,\nAs Nero Tunes Up His Fiddle<\/u>! But, please, feel perfectly free,\nto just call me uncouth, uneducated, uncivilized, angry, negative,\nand Fucking Obnoxiously Judgmental and Opinionated<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThat\nway, at least I know something got your attention, other than the\nboob tube or the sound of your own voice which, somehow, I still find\nreassuring. Of course, I also cover Much More Powerful, Entirely\nPositive, Truly Inspirational, Amazingly Uplifting, And Singularly\nEffective Ways<\/u>, Anyone Can Avoid Cussing<\/u>! Cheerfully\nencouraging everyone to go outside, share their words, and play nice\nmuch more often! However, as my father used to say, sometimes it\nhelps to get their attention first. Call me negative, angry,\njudgmental, pessimistic, out of touch with reality, brain-washed,\nbrain-damaged, or an insane\nabbynormal-antisocial-sadistic-psychopathic-schitzophrenic-masochistic-anarchistic-anonymous-pot-smoking-narcisistic-facist-tree-hugging-Wall-Street-Utopian-Commie-Fashion-Terrorist-and-Zombie-Test-Dummy!\nIf it gives you a cheap thrill, or just helps you sleep better at\nnight but, according to the overwhelming, overpowering, more than\nweighty and, still, rather obnoxiously growing and, already, quite\nintimidating, Mountain of Evidence<\/u>! That Nobody Alive Can\nCasually Dismiss<\/u>! With Anything Remotely Resembling Credible\nConviction<\/u>: Greta Thunberg Is An Optimist!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBelying\nthe occasional episodic fleeting hopes, public reassurances, wishful\nthinking, and brief appearances to the contrary, Up Ahead, At The\nTwisted Fork In The Road<\/u>! Lies A Crooked Sign In The Gutter,\nWhere What I Say Once, Twice, Three Times Is Always True, Here In\nThe Kindergarten Twilight Zone Post Truth Bullshit Hour<\/u>! Forget\nAbout Bumbling Down The Road Less Traveled<\/u>! The Whole World Is\nRapidly Spiraling Down The Toilet<\/u>! As of today, even the UN\nsuddenly agrees: THERE’S NOBODY IN CHARGE AROUND HERE!!!<\/u> Greta\nThunberg Is Wasting Her Breath<\/u>! Rest assured, at the rate things\nare going, in the very near future, we will all become way too\nfamiliar with both cussing, and what it means to be, “A\nCitizen of The World<\/u>!" When this enormous pile of Infantile\nCrap<\/u>, currently poised precariously at the very Tippy-Top of the\nTower of Babel, Finally Hits The Fan<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIts\na Small World After All<\/u>! While, Mars is even smaller, way too\nexpensive, and not nearly as far away as you really want and,\napparently, nobody on reality TV has ever managed to actually Escape\nFrom The Rat Race<\/u>! Much less, The Matrix<\/u>! Making it\nincreasingly difficult to: Duck Low Enough<\/u>! While, our Loving\nPlanet Earth<\/u> simply cannot afford the luxury of waiting around\nfor, Academic Eggheads<\/u>, who tend to Overthink Everything<\/u>!\nTo admit they don’t even know how to, Use A Fucking\nDictionary<\/u>! If academics insist on claiming the right to behave\nlike Spoiled Brats, Even Making Up Complete Gibberish and Empty\nRhetoric<\/u>! Then, Pretend They Still Know Better Than The Rest\nOf Us<\/u>! When their own students still commonly believe the sun\nrevolves around the earth, lie nonstop and, repeatedly, refuse to\nheed even their own dire warnings, concerning the most egregious life\nand death issues! Then, it behooves us all to treat academics\nthemselves like infants, and: SHOW THEM HOW ITS DONE ON THE\nKINDERGARTEN PLAYGROUND!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFutile\nthough it may be, I still feel compelled for sentimental reasons, to\nremind people: You Cannot Attack What You Cannot Comprehend<\/u>!\nNOT WHEN ITS WHAT’S MISSING FROM THIS PICTURE!!!<\/u> But,\nagain, of course, please feel perfectly free to casually dismiss\neverything I write as hateful lies, horribly judgmental, Totally\nOne-Sided<\/u>! Entirely misleading, insanely unrealistic, patently\nunscientific, and cravenly anti-intellectual! The meaningless angry\nravings of a lunatic: The Sound And The Fury, Signifying Nothing<\/u>!\nOr, whatever. And, please, again, feel absolutely free to vigorously\nlobby your favorite dictionary publisher or congressmen, so you can\nmake it official that, I’m Downright Despicable<\/u>! And,\nActually Have A Sense Of Humor<\/u>! Stooping So Low As To Use A\nCommie Dictionary<\/u>! Written By Satan Himself<\/u>! And, please,\ncontinue to loudly and proudly exercise your freedom of speech, while\nardently attempting to censor the public domain, for the public good,\nand my bots will get back with you later, and deal with any\ncomplaints anyone might have…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnywho,\nnow where was I? Oh Yes<\/u>! Sr Roger Penrose’s Theory, of\nquantum induced microwave vibrations in the brain, has already\nreceived its first two experimental confirmations, with one\nimplication being that, “Sparkling Laughter<\/u>”, the\ninfectious kind that nobody can resist, may represent, “The\nLowest Possible Energy State<\/u>”. For the conscious mind and\nbrain, before the brain possibly freezes altogether! Our conscious\nand unconscious minds share the same neurons, switching back and\nforth at will, making Sparkling Laughter<\/u> a macroscopic\nmanifestation of quantum mechanics, that emerges from within the\nsubconscious. As the conscious mind repeatedly surrenders to the\nunconscious realization that, Whatever The Hell It Is<\/u>: It\nJust Don’t Make No Sense<\/u>! Which, without ever having to\nresort to using statistical evidence, nonetheless, can still be used\nto prove, to even the more stubbornly intellectual of the Three\nStooges, that 42 is as good as it gets.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSparkling\nLaughter is Nonjudgmental<\/u>, the naive laughter at the funny\nnaked man in the parade however, when expressed in an adult, it\nbecomes infectious in people of any age. Unless some adults are\nauthentic enough to share their sense of humor, in order for the\nsmallest child to infect adults with laughter, they would have to\nprogressively infect older children, who could then infect adults.\nThe implied moral of the story of, “The Emperor’s New\nClothes<\/u>”, can be for communities to, Treasure Sparkling\nLaughter<\/u>! And, gentle laughter in general, as a reflection of\ntheir True Strength<\/u>, resilience, humanity, and integrity as a\nCommunity. My father inherited the Irish Catholic “Socratic\nTradition<\/u>”, including the associated humor and sparkling\nlaughter, and his entire family treasured him as a living legacy, and\na font of Unique Family Wisdom<\/u>, while the men who served under\nhis command repeatedly confided in me, as if it were highly unusual,\nthat he was an honest and fair Captain to sail with. When, he often\nhad to deal with hundreds of Marines, Climbing All Over His Ship<\/u>:\nLike So Many Half-Drowned Rats<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\na new experiment, optical hysteresis was used to take faster and\nweaker measurements, than is normally possible using any other known\nmethod, suggesting “Quantum Exceptional Points<\/u>”\ncould be responsible for things like Sparkling Laughter. With any\nluck, within a decade or so, it could become possible to automate\nSparkling Laughter, and create Bots In Virtual Reality<\/u>, that\nlaugh whenever some damned fool attempts to, Spread Complete\nBullshit<\/u>. My father would often laugh at his children, whenever\nwe argued and, in the heat of the moment, sometimes, we would even\nyell at him to stop laughing, so we could finish our argument! Of\ncourse, that just made him Laugh Harder<\/u>! Once we all stopped\nlaughing, we could quickly and calmly resolve our differences,\nsometimes, puzzled as to why we were arguing in the first place.\nHumor ensures you have to pick your fights carefully, while classic\nlogic encourages fighting over laughing. Analog logic is normally\n10,000-100,000x more efficient than classic logic, and quantum\nsystems can be up to 125% efficient, which makes no damned sense\nwhatsoever, unless, The Truth Itself Really Is Magically More\nAttractive, Meaningful, Humorous, Harmonious, Efficient, And Easier\nto Maintain<\/u>: Like Santa’s Sparkling Laughter<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tJust\nas logic is usually better for problem solving, and for more abstract\nreasoning, using pattern matching instead, such as that of Sparkling\nLaughter, can magically normalize, or blunt, both our emotional and\nconceptual extremes. But, everyone will be relieved to know,\nSparkling Laughter also happens to be quite a bit more pleasant than\na loud buzzer, and gets the point across much better, while still\nmanaging to: Tell Better Jokes Then The Blithering Idiots<\/u>! In\nrelated research, mathematicians have established that Pi, or the\nGolden Ratio, is not entirely random but, instead, resembles a well\nknown multidimensional multifractal equation. Indicating the\nexistence of a universal recursion in the principle of identity,\nwhich along with Sparkling Laughter, Can Be Used To Conquer The\nWorld<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAccording\nto already well established physics, the equation for Pi is complex\nenough to represent all of physical reality as we know it and,\nassuming it represents part of a universal recursion, theoretically,\neven the most powerful quantum computers, should eventually prove\nincapable of resolving the issue of whether: The Golden Ratio Is\n“Just Right<\/u>!" Or, <\/u>Pi-R-Squared In Higher\nDimensions<\/u>! Such a complete, all-encompassing, “Universal\nRecursion in The Principle of Identity<\/u>”, would mean that\neverything, including the vacuum of space itself, and Bullshit\nPoetry<\/u> like mine, must possess some minimal, yet significant,\namount of content. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tContradicting\nclassic logic and metaphysics, yet, accounting for the use of\neigenstates and virtual particles in quantum mechanics, and for Pi\nappearing to be utterly random yet, upon closer examination, obeying\none of the most complex fractal equations used today for modeling\nphysical reality. The Sheer Complexity<\/u>, of the equation for\nPi, could represent the extreme limits of our own Mortal\nFallibility<\/u> where, past a certain point, it becomes humanly\nimpossible to draw any Clearer Distinctions<\/u>! Compelling\neveryone to resort to using such vague metaphors as, “Bullshit<\/u>”.\nIn the case of Pi, entirely incapable of determining, with any\ncertainty, what is ultimately random and orderly, bullshit and the\ntruth, due to everything expressing particle-wave duality, including\nour own mind and brain, energy and information…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t“Once\nI dreamed I was a Butterfly, or am I really a Butterfly dreaming I am\na Man?” Butterflies all look so innocent, with those, Big\nDoe Eyes<\/u>! Yet, due to the “Butterfly Effect<\/u>”,\njust happening to be ubiquitous In a Singularity<\/u>, the\ninevitable quantum perturbations in the spacetime continuum, can\nsometimes make it extremely difficult to tell exactly what, in\nreality is, Actually A Playful Butterfly<\/u>! And what, Is\nMerely A Moth<\/u>… Clarity can be a discerning detail, or the\ntiniest overlooked detail, may transform into a Moth! No Doubt<\/u>!\nDisguised As a Harmless Butterfly<\/u>! Seductively, flapping its\npretty wings at you, as you drift in and out of sleep… While\nEating a Hole In Your Favorite Sweater<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\na universal recursion, everything that exists must also resemble part\nof a self-organizing system, with something as simple as a garden\nfull of delightful butterflies, a pleasant mid-summer night’s dream,\nand a closet full of moths, all self-organizing, and\nSelf-Stimulating<\/u>, to a great extent. The human brain itself\nhas proven to be self-organizing, while a quantum simulation of a\nphase transition, has established that, contrary to all their\ntheories, the initial creative impetus for the Big Bang was, Just\nRight<\/u>! And, the entire universe can be considered\nself-organizing, around what’s missing from this picture…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAs\npart of ongoing, cross-disciplinary, Concerted International\nEfforts<\/u>! To thoroughly document what’s missing from this\npicture, Contextual Philosophers<\/u> conducted an extensive\nsurvey, indicating that Noam Chomsky<\/u> was wrong all along, and\nchildren acquire grammar the hard way, by crunching the numbers\nwhile, Surprise<\/u>! The English Language has two grammars, which\ncompensate for rather high error rates. That’s not to suggest\nin the slightest that Chomsky was totally wrong, or that he was ever\nwasting his time, but that academia still irrationally rejects the\npossibility that the English Language<\/u> has two overlapping\ngrammars, that don’t obey the principle of "The\nExcluded Middle<\/u>". Explaining why his predictions always fell\npredictably just short of the mark, yet he’s had so little\ncompetition, and so little progress has been made to resolve the\nissue, despite such exhaustive studies. Difficult as it might be for\nanybody alive to believe, including not least of all myself,\nproviding An Equally Embarrassing Simple Explanation<\/u>: One\nThat’s Enough To Make Anyone Go Cross-Eyed<\/u>! For why quantum\nmechanics have remained a complete mystery, for well over a\ncentury…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tJust\nas AI can now calculate the orbits of the planets, without ever\nhaving to learn Newtonian Mechanics, they commonly learn languages,\nlike English, without ever bothering to learn any grammar. Thanks to\nacademia still insisting that everything must make sense, and we only\nhave one recognized grammar, now some of them are finally starting to\nadmit in public: We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Grammar<\/u>!\nOr, Figgy Newton’s Silly Laws of Motion<\/u>! And, Grammar\nNazis And Reality Snobs Are All Delusional<\/u>! Galileo was obviously\njust the tip of the iceberg and, to this day, these same\nover-educated fools are still overwhelmingly claiming that nature is\nanalog, yet, their own cultures and languages reject analog logic and\ncuss words, as largely meaningless and taboo, just like the stupid\ndictionary! Ensuring, you can often have a more meaningful discussion\non the issue with a five year old, because they’ve made examining the\nBig Picture socially taboo, and redefined "objectivity" as\nanything rational sounding, that the mainstream can accept.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUnless\nthey use extensive training, or add guard rails to their AI, they\ntend to express racist, sexist, ageist, and homophobic behavior, as\nif they’re all the TV sitcom character Archie Bunker.\nDisplaying the default networking systems logic in a Singularity<\/u>,\nexpressed in the Shannon Entropy they all use, of a pissed off flock\nof chickens, whenever the lights are on, but nobody’s home.\nThey’ve systematically denied the validity of their own dictionary,\nand analog logic, for so damn long now, that their own technology is\nbeginning to throw the worst of their institutionalized crap: Right\nBack In Their Faces<\/u>! In every way imaginable! While, they\ncontinue to diligently censor anyone who dares to laugh at them, or\ncrack a joke!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLamentably,\nChomsky has been called, “The Voice of Reason<\/u>” by\nhis fans, largely consisting of militant atheists, who could not\nteach a child how to use a dictionary, if their lives depended on it!\nAs a public service, academic websites could frequently teach\ncommercial ones how to censor the news better, and create more\nEffective Echo Chambers<\/u>! Of course, militant atheists will\ncommonly deny anything and everything! Except, of course, their\ncheckbooks, making fools of themselves in every way imaginable! Which\ncan also be documented however, there can be no doubt, Academia’s\n“Brilliant Minds<\/u>”, including Wannabe Cunning\nLinguists<\/u>, Like Noam Chomsky, Have Consistently Supported\nOver-Educated Contentious Babbling Idiots<\/u>! Who literally advocate\nimitating the right wing “Strategy<\/u>”, if you want\nto call it that, of throwing their own dictionary out the window!\nWhat more in the name of love is impossible to answer, when nobody\ndares to ask the real questions, such as: "What More In The\nName Of Higher Education<\/u>?!!" Thanks, in no small part, to\nthe continuing strident efforts of Militant Atheists, to support the\nFundamentalist tradition of constantly abusing their own dictionary,\nand stomping on the use of any analog logic, Left Wing Politics\nToday<\/u> deserve a proper funeral in the US! But, anyone proposing\nfunding one is automatically labeled a commie! While, testing their\nFucking DNA, still remains the most reliable way to Determine How\nAnyone Votes<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAfter\nthe better part of a century, “Scientific Positivism<\/u>”\nalso remains popular, in spite of failing to meet even its own\ncriteria for a valid philosophy, never producing a damned thing\nuseful, and being A Complete Oxymoron<\/u>! One which, nonetheless,\nis sometimes used to promote Pseudo-Science<\/u>, with researchers\nclaiming that it validates their theories as being scientific.\nBecause, of course, It Tastes Great, and Is Less Filling<\/u>! And,\nwas invented for the sole purpose of denying the validity of quantum\nmechanics, so you know its got be as positive as they come…\nUsing my Bullshit Linguistics<\/u>, you can offer any of these\nover-educated contentious fools, and countless others just like them,\nincluding Fundamentalists, All Of The Pettier Bullshit Choices\nTheir Tiny-Little Shrunken Hearts Desire<\/u>! And, Never Knew\nExisted<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEncouraging\nThem To Build Their Self-Confidence<\/u>! And, never settle for second\nbest! To question whether or not the truth, Actually Applies<\/u>.\nTo indulge themselves more often, by choosing to believe, whatever\nthe hell they just so happen to be inclined to prefer to believe at\nthe time and, then, Sell Them Solutions To Their Own Self-Imposed\nProblems<\/u>! Of course, at wildly inflated prices! Some might\nassume, again, that I’m merely exaggerating just how transparent they\nactually are, and how remarkably easy it is to lead them around by\nthe nose but, in academia’s particular case, they’ve\nsystematically painted themselves into their own more Idiosyncratic,\nRomper Room Preschool Corner<\/u>! Of course, by soundly and\nsystematically rejecting their own dictionary and second grammar,\nwhile this book describes: All The Dirty Little Details, Based On\nFirst Principles<\/u>! You Can Run, But You Cannot Hide<\/u>! That\nEnormous Load Of Crap In Your Diaper<\/u>! Additionally, I describe\nhow to reformulate what are known as, “The Laws of Thought”,\nAs a Complete Oxymoron, Without a Sense of Humor<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTargeting\nacademics and militant atheists, in particular, you get The\nIntellectual Side Of Professional Wrestling<\/u>! Easily following all\nof the latest legal precedents for bots, and manipulating academic\nand public opinion! My own work merely makes it possible to\nrigorously quantify their institutionalized stupidity, in the public\ndomain. So, They Can Fight It Out In Court<\/u>! With Corporate\nLawyers, The Mad Hatter, And The Tea Party<\/u>! Who would love\nnothing more than an opportunity to teach their own teachers, how the\nsun revolves around the earth. Over half the population already\ninsists that the government and corporations they call evil, must lie\nto them for their own protection, and are usually much to liberal\nabout these things while, In America<\/u>! The Customer Is\nAlways Right<\/u>! Making It Your Patriotic Duty, To Earn A Profit<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nOligopolies today, that requires carefully, and systematically,\ngouging their customers for as much of their time and attention, as\nthey will possibly tolerate, as well as, gouging them for their\nmoney! Unfortunately, occasionally requiring Encouraging The More\nContentious Fools Among Them<\/u>! Who, Always Complain About\nEverything<\/u>! To shoot themselves in the foot, and shoot each\nother! Before They Can Possibly Shoot You<\/u>! Which Is A Time\nHonored Tradition In The Wild West, Enshrined In Our Judicial\nSystem<\/u>! Since The Days Of The Cattle Barons<\/u>! Still, it\nusually helps to target the loudest among them first, or last of all,\nbecause they tend to overwhelmingly obey the simple rules of the\nmindless mob.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnalog\ndesigns like this one are scalar, making them incredibly efficient\nand easy to automate, across any scales, without any of the bots ever\nhaving to make a damned bit of sense! Using <\/b><\/i>Game\nTheory<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and a small assortment of rudimentary AI\ngenerated caricatures, that anyone can mix and match, it becomes\npossible to: <\/b><\/i>Fight Fire With Fire<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/i>Combating Any Nonsense, With Even More Nonsense<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nHowever, it requires <\/b><\/i>A Subtle Sense Of Humor<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nthat escapes academia, the military, and the bureaucracy, making it\nalso, <\/b><\/i>A Perfect Cryptographic System<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/i>\n<\/b><\/i>An Enormous Bullshit Lexicon, Or Second Grammar<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nthat demands your opponents adopt <\/b><\/span><\/i>your own sense\nof humor about themselves, if they’re to ever have the\nslightest hope of comprehending what you’re actually talking\nabout. With The Pentagon working to create new AI to censor the\nentire worldwide web for them, humor is the obvious way to defeat any\nof their more <\/b><\/i>Lowbrow Methods<\/b><\/u><\/i>, of\ncensoring half of reality as we know it.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i>Albert\nEinstein Himself<\/b><\/u><\/i> could never hope to comprehend our\nLinguistic-Mathematics, which require the extremely subtle sense of\nhumor of Taoist Priests, and Primitive Tribes, and can only be\nlearned by first losing your taboos and biases and, in the process,\nbecoming more aware of how Karma impacts your life. Making it\nimpossible to abuse our <\/b><\/i>Bullshit Linguistics,\nWithout Paying The Price<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Strategically goading the\nloudest among them, for example, may cause millions of others to\nsuddenly feel compelled to start talking to the nearest mindless bot\nwhile, according to <\/b><\/i>Game Theory<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nthe trick is to stay two punch lines ahead of the competition. In\nlarge groups, the idiots can be roughly as predictable as Newtonian\nMechanics or, <\/b><\/i>Chickens<\/b><\/u><\/i>…<\/b><\/span><\/i>\nHowever, this book covers the even more ludicrously efficient fuzzy\nlogic and quantum mechanics of, <\/b><\/i>Chickenshit Academic\nBullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i>! <\/b><\/i>So You Can Target Entire\nSchools Of "Thought!<\/b><\/u><\/i>"\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>Such As Conservative Think-Tanks And Liberal\nColleges<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tYou\ncan play them off one another too, Like Calling Out To Turkeys<\/u>\nand, although that might sound like another gross exaggeration, what\nThe Tea Party<\/u> and the Republican Party have in common, with\ncountless academics and others, is the Undeniable Fact<\/u>: Their\nRhetoric Is Entirely Vacuous<\/u>! In the beginning, Republican Party\nMembers repeatedly complained, that the Tea Party wasn’t\ncomplaining about anything new but, what they were actually\nprotesting was the simple fact, their traditional rhetoric was too\ncomplicated for what they wanted to use. With Fundamentalists, The\nTea Party, and Lynch Mobs everywhere preferring to: KEEP IT SIMPLE\nSTUPID!!!<\/u> The idiots will even compete among themselves for who\nhas the most utterly meaningless rhetoric, as completely empty and\ndevoid of any real content, as they can possibly make it.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSo\nmuch so, that you can use their rhetoric to diagnose diseases such as\nReagan’s Alzheimer’s, and Fundamentalism has proven to cause\nBrain Damage<\/u>! Of course, papers by academic linguists, and\nothers that I’ve read, refuse to ever go there. (Hippocrates\nBe Damned<\/u>!) And, remain unwilling to even vaguely suggest their\nrhetoric is entirely vacuous! Not to mention: A Public Health\nEpidemic<\/u>! Categorizing nonsense is nonsense in academia, not to\nmention, suicidal in this case! Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones,\nBut Academics Refuse To Ever Admit, That Their Own Words Kill\nTheir Students<\/u>! Much Less, The Words Of Their Religious And\nPolitical Leaders<\/u>! While, The Pentagon Censors Anyone Who\nDares To Contradict Them<\/u>! Even, When Using Their Own Standards\nAnd Evidence<\/u>! Unfortunately, very few want to wear a T-Shirt that\nsays, “Brain Damaged For Jesus<\/u>!" Or, “Brain\nDamaged For Reagan<\/u>!" Making bots a much more attractive\nmarketing strategy, especially, for the pharmaceutical companies and\nothers! Who, share their free market values, about even such things\nas their own, Self-Induced Brain Damage, and Voluntary Genocide<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAcademics\ntend to be Contentious<\/u>, and the easiest way to prove to them\nthat they’re all full of crap, is to create bots that can\nsystematically provide Cuss-tomized Solutions<\/u>, for throwing\ntheir own crap right back in their faces! While, that might sound\ndifficult to accomplish, more often: It Could Not Be Easier<\/u>!\nFor example, Richard Dawkins is an Oxford professor, and famous\nmilitant atheist, who invented his own nonsense word "Meme".\nLinguists eventually gave the word a minimal demonstrable definition,\nthanks to Dawkins convincing hundreds of millions of militant\natheists, to babble complete nonsense! As if they’re all just so many\ninfants on the Kindergarten playground! The word was about to be\nadded to the dictionary, leaving the linguists no other choice!\nMaking it particularly easy for anyone to program bots to encourage\nthem to keep spouting gibberish! Especially, when you consider that\nneither militant atheists, nor Oxford, ever bothered to inform them\nall, that they’ve been babbling meaningless bullshit for decades! Of\ncourse, in recent years, in the name of, Saving The Damn Planet<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPeople\nkeep insisting that Americans are Hypocrites<\/u>, but even their\nown teachers frequently contradict themselves, at the drop of a hat,\nand makeup whatever Lame Excuses<\/u>! Nonsense words, and\nmeaningless rhetoric they happen to prefer. Calling them hypocrites,\nor using four syllable words in general, merely encourages them to\nContinue Arguing, Over The Definition Of Stupid<\/u>! Comprehending\nmore complex subjects, such as hypocrisy, as more than just another\nabstract word for them to play around with, requires that they first\nlearn to appreciate how, sometimes, words can be much more meaningful\nand useful! Whenever people don’t constantly lie to each other\nand themselves! Making Up Whatever Definitions For Words They\nHappen To Prefer<\/u>! While, Politely Lying To Each Other, And\nInsisting Jokes Are Entirely Meaningless, Along With The Dictionary<\/u>!\nLike So Many Fucking Wannabe Kindergarten Post Truth Lawyers<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMeanwhile,\nthe use of contextual tools, including fuzzy logic, quantum\nmechanics, and linguistic analysis, has steadily spread to every\nbranch of the sciences, yet almost nobody who uses them espouses\nContextualism, as a personal philosophy, while neither the Dictionary\nnor Wisdom Philosophy has been popular in well over a century. If\nSocrates Were Alive Today, Academics Might Commonly Dismiss Him<\/u>!\nAs Just Another Drunken Bum, And Claim Politics Are Never A Joke<\/u>!\nThen, Help To Censor Him From The Entire Mass Media<\/u>! If\nGalileo were alive today, academia might put him on trial again, for\nusing the latest empirical evidence, to challenge more of Aristotle’s\ntwo thousand year old metaphysics, and for daring to stoop so low, as\nto use a dictionary…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMuch\nof what I write might sound like complete fiction, or “News\nof the Weird<\/u>” but, unlike the evening news, "News of\nthe Weird" has standards, and stops repeating stories once they\nbecome too commonplace while, Even Hollywood Writers Could Never\nMake This Shit Up<\/u>! Because, of course, they’d be\nimmediately censored, like I was, before even coming anywhere close\nto finishing my book! My own personal research indicates that\nFundamentalism Is Actually The Bastard Redheaded Step-Child Of\nMilitant Atheists<\/u>! And, other academics, who also invented\nTotalitarian Communism<\/u>! Then, promptly threw their own\ndictionary out the window, going on to invent the modern mass media\nand universal literacy, as the solution to all of society’s\nproblems. Explaining why academia, the military, corporations, and\nreligions, all tend to use similar rhetoric.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHow\ndo Porcupines Mate? Very carefully, while Cats do it with lots of\nscratching, biting, yowling, pulling out their fur, and barbed\npenises! My Enemy’s Enemy Is My New Best Friend<\/u>!\nEspecially when you’re only two years old! In China today,\nlifelong avowed atheists are now happily converting to Christianity\nin record numbers, and most appear quite willing to convert right\nback to atheism again, the minute their government becomes more\ncommunist. Historically, Warlords burned down their temples and, in\nself-defense, the temples adopted whatever additional teachings the\nWarlords Demanded<\/u> and, understandably, the Chinese became very\npragmatic about religion. It was no longer enough to have God on\nyour side, if you couldn’t afford church services, much less, his<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTaoists\nhave a lot in common with Quakers, and Taoist Temples usually teach\nConfucianism, which isn’t even a religion, and was politically\nopposed to Taoism for two thousand years, while the communists\neventually drove most of the remaining Taoists out of the country\naltogether, some 350 million of them. More than the entire population\nof the US, as if they were all merely, Quaker Oats Winnie the\nPooh, You Scrap Off Your Shoe<\/u>! And, far too authentically\nChinese, making them: Beyond All Hope For Re-Education<\/u>! Many\npriests are secretly agnostic, and some of their parishioners will\nattend a different church or temple for every day of the week, but\nthe Chinese often cite Christianity as having a proven track record,\nof strongly opposing its own Corrupt Governments<\/u>! But, we’ll\njust have to wait and see if they can successfully incorporate\ncommunist teachings into Christian Churches. Still, I wouldn’t\nhold my breath, with the Communist Government<\/u> labeling Jesus,\nand anyone else who isn’t a party member, Extremists<\/u>.\nSpreading rumors that Jesus has already returned, but is keeping a\nlow profile, and has been quietly helping to promote The Tea Party<\/u>\nfrom behind the scenes all along. In order to prepare the way for\nhis, Triumphant Return, As The Rightful Heir To The Throne<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tJust\nas atheism is bizarrely associated with both the wealthy and\ncommunism, organized religion is often associated with crime and\nDysfunctional Societies<\/u>, and the two tend to poison any middle\nground between them, using the same essential Three Stooges Slapstick\nand Logic. Fiercely denying the validity of any analog logic, and the\ncommon dictionary. As a result, multiple studies have confirmed that\na strong majority of both Democrats and Republicans<\/u>, commonly\napply their personal morality to everyone else, but seldom to\nthemselves, and hate each other more than they trust their own\npolitical parties. Making US Politics A Grudge-Match, Straight Of\nProfessional Wrestling<\/u>! Where, apparently, neither party could\nteach a child how to use a dictionary if their lives depended on it,\nand they’re all frequently arguing over who’s the better\nliar, according to Kindergarten Playground Standards<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOf\ncourse, if you prefer, the Mass Media<\/u> keeps suggesting that\nhalf the country Has Been Brainwashed<\/u> however, the\noverwhelming medical evidence indicates, These Pathetic Liars Have\nNo Brains Left<\/u>! They Were All Sucked Bone-Dry, Long-Long-Ago<\/u>!\nBy The Internet And Boob Tube<\/u>! Today, you could literally\nreplace voting booths with trained pigeons, pecking away at buttons,\nand half the damned country would never notice any difference. They\ncall me an “Apathetic Voter<\/u>” but, the simple truth\nis, these Pentagon sponsored lynch mobs, endorsed by academia,\nreligious communities, and the American Medical Association,\ncertainly don’t need my help! While, I’ve already got\nbrain damage and, according to all the medical statistics, Voting\nIs Really Bad For Your Health<\/u>! You could say, along with quite\npossibly the majority of Americans, I’m Deathly Allergic To\nVoting<\/u>! And, urge everyone to show compassion for their fellow\nman, and: Blow Up Your Fucking TV Before Its Too Late<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLikewise,\nA Strong Majority<\/u> of conservatives, that I’ve spoken to,\nhave agreed with me their votes no longer matter yet, without pausing\nfor breath, many have enthusiastically suggested that the solution is\nto: “Vote The Bums Out Of Office<\/u>!” Modern science\ncan Deny Their Own Evidence Until The Crows Fly Home<\/u>! But,\nthey’re encouraging their own students to think like “The\nThree Stooges!” Repeating total nonsense, killing themselves\nand each other, while arguing over complete bullshit, as if they were\nall merely two years old. You Can’t Fake Professional\nWrestling, Because Its Already Fake<\/u>! Which is the all-too-obvious\nexplanation, for why The US Has The Lowest Voter Turnout<\/u>, with\ncomplete idiots, who still claim the sun revolves around the earth,\nbragging about having the best voting record, then storming the\npalace with knives and pitch forks, while agreeing the entire time\nthat their votes no longer matter and, Going So Far As To Make It\nIllegal To Vote For Mickey Mouse In Maryland<\/u>! The State Motto Is:\n"Manly Deeds, Womanly Words<\/u>!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tYou\ncould have a more meaningful conversation on the subject, with the\nnearest Lamp Post, Bot, or Boob Tube! Believe it or not, sometimes, I\nlook for chat bots online to talk to because, at least, they express\nmore interesting mathematics, if no actual worthwhile content. The\nReal Trick Is To Make The Bots Stupid Enough, To Blend Into Any\nCrowd<\/u>! Meanwhile, in the remaining Thriving Democracies<\/u>,\nthat is, those with undeniably stable governments that, Don’t\nUse Their Constitution For Cheap Toilet Paper<\/u>! The number of\nagnostics has typically more than doubled, as if half of them have\nbeen hiding in the closet, with both organized religion and atheism,\nusually being reduced to minorities. Providing additional\nconfirmation that neither one supports compromise, much less, genuine\nsalt-of-the-earth democratic values! Also, suggesting that Academia\nIs At Least Partly To Blame<\/u>, for more divisive and competitive\ncultures, that acquire sudden wealth, experiencing overwhelming\nsocial problems, as if, money is a curse!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnywho,\n“Its A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World<\/u>!" And, like\neverything else in a universal recursion, the Two Grammars<\/u> of\nEnglish should also express their own distinctive, particle-wave\nduality, with one grammar being more humorous, and incredibly vague,\nand the other much more intelligible, and clearly logical yet, more\nfrequently, Flat-Out Self-Contradictory<\/u>! Just like quantum\nmechanics and Relativity, or a comedy team along the lines of “Pinkie\nand the Brain<\/u>!” Saying everything and nothing, the “Rainbow\nWarrior Poetry<\/u>” in this book, provides a dramatic\ndemonstration, according to academic “Functionalist<\/u>”\nstandards, for how A Universal Recursion In A Singularity<\/u>,\nrequires an observer with a sense of humor, and obeys a well known\nmultidimensional multifractal equation. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMathematicians\nhave already established that the Tao Te Ching expresses, at least, a\nFractal Dragon equation, which can be extrapolated out to 4,430\n“Rainbow Warrior Poems”, that supercomputers are already\npowerful enough to spit out. At A Rough Guestimate<\/u>, that’s\nsomewhere between 10,000-20,000 pages worth of poetry alone which, no\ndoubt, the Pentagon will immediately classify and censor. Arguing,\nthat many of these Jokes Are Not Laughing Matters, But Remain Very\nReal And Immediate Threats To National Security<\/u>! And, are never,\never, under any circumstances, to be repeated Outside Of Congress<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAlong\nwith the dictionary and lie detectors, the poems should eventually\nprove to be more than enough to: Drive Both Linguists and\nMathematicians, Totally Bananas<\/u>! For at least the next few\ncenturies, establishing humor as, Funda-Mental<\/u>! To how our own\nimmune and reproductive systems work, and The Ultimate Mystery<\/u>\nin modern physics, linguistics, psychology, sociology, and\nphilosophy. Forty-Two Being As Good As It Gets<\/u>, We Are All\nBorn To Be Great Clowns and Artists<\/u>! Whether Anybody In Their\nRight Mind, Ever Wanted To Join The Damn Circus<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tInsane\nas it may be by anyone’s standards, including not least of all\nmy own, theoretically, the Intuitionistic Mathematics<\/u>\ncontained in these same Potty Mouth Rainbow Warrior Poems<\/u>!\nShould additionally provide the most parsimonious explanations, for\nhow fuzzy logic, quantum mechanics, and Relativity work, by first\nredefining Game Theory and Relativity<\/u> as both requiring\nNetworking Systems Logics<\/u>, which can express particle-wave\nduality. Then, using the two to reconcile Information Theory with\nThermodynamics to produce, “A Bullshit Theory of Everything\nand Nothing<\/u>!” Essentially, Mama Nature possesses a\ndistinctively warped sense of humor, providing the analog\ndifferentials in a magical, metaphorical, “Goldilocks\nUniverse<\/u>!” Which are required in order to make more sense\nout of classic integrals, and the Big Picture<\/u>! Where the Alpha\nand Omega blur into one! Or, what many physicists today refer to as\nthe, Quantum Wave Function Of The Multiverse<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHaving\nlittle in the way of a recognizable sense of humor, more often,\nphysicists prefer to compare quantum mechanics to Abstract\nParadoxes<\/u> in literature, such as those found in “Alice\nin Wonderland<\/u>” which, of course, is about a pubescent girl.\nIn contrast, one African Tribe wryly sums up The Human Condition<\/u>\ninsisting: “Mother Nature’s Love Is Irresistible, But\nShe Has A Wicked Sense Of Humor<\/u>!” As I explain throughout\nthe book, in the final analysis, forty-two being as good as it gets\nmeans, We Are All Both Flaming Geniuses And Drooling Idiots<\/u>!\nMaking life, the universe, and everything, A Magical Family Affair\nOr, A Family Tragedy<\/u>, In A Fairy Tale, “Goldilocks\nUniverse" Ruled By Murphy’s Law, And<\/u>… The\nMuppets<\/u>! Theoretically, there are worse possible fates, but they\ndon’t exist anywhere in the known multiverse while, believe it\nor not, Yogi Berra<\/u> is rumored to have been “The Man\nWho Fell To Earth<\/u>!” From The Muppet Planet<\/u>! And,\nEarth Could Be Facing An Alien Invasion<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTo\ndate, the human body has been documented as containing Seven\nDistinct Brains<\/u>! Including one in our skin, Inside Our Big\nToes And Big Butts Alike<\/u>! Rather than our unconscious mind\nattempting to constantly keep track of every thought and sensation,\nusing simple pattern matching, it can coordinate faster and easier\nwith all of, Our Disparate Brains<\/u>! Merely, accounting for more\nof what’s missing from this picture. Networking systems with\neight “Nodes<\/u>”, Not Annoying Noids<\/u>, can\ncalculate a full Matrix, saving time and energy, with the issue being\nhow well they communicate, and play nice together.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nhuman heart, for example, has its own Special Hot-Line<\/u> to the\nbrain, that is, the brain most of us have in our heads. Our hearts\nuse it to instill fear, whenever the slightest electrical current\ncrosses the heart, but our subconscious mind doesn’t have to\npay special attention to the heart, For The Heart<\/u> to quickly\nget its attention. If you are about To Be Struck By Lightning<\/u>!\nIt could be that, although dogs have sensitive hearing, and commonly\nhide under the bed during a thunder storm, their heart is helping to\ninspire their melodramatic over-reaction. Knowing all too well, just\nhow easily distracted dogs can be, and their tendency to run around\nall over the place when confused, even in the middle of a thunder\nstorm! Apparently, due to the risk of infectious diseases, our sense\nof smell is the only one integrated right into the brain stem,\ncausing specific smells, such as Rotting Meat<\/u>, to illicit such\nstrong disgust, that it can deter even someone who is starving to\ndeath, and Make Them Biff<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tImplying\nour moods and emotions should often reflect a cellular level attempt\nat Forming A Consensus<\/u>! Related to the ambient air\ntemperature, barometric pressure, and electromagnetic and acoustic\nvibrations, or as Ebeneezer Scrooge said, “A Blob Of\nUndigested Beef<\/u>!" Which are all much more important to tiny\ncells. Yet, making it possible, sometime in the near future, to\nharness modern technology, in order to talk to the individual cells\nof our own bodies. Of course, about the weather, their health, how\nthey’re feeling today, and what they eat for lunch. Many of our\nneurons are Easily Distracted,<\/u> and can rely heavily on much\nfaster brain waves, in order to prevent them from forgetting whatever\nthey’re crunching the numbers for in working memory.\nEncouraging them to Collectively Bumble<\/u> what is technically\ncalled a “Drunkard’s Walk<\/u>!" Or, Organized\nChaos<\/u>! A compromise, between rigid order and total chaos, that\ncan support greater harmony, very much like toddlers learning how to\nsing and play musical chairs!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\tBy\ndefault, casually leveraging The Ubiquitous Chaos In Life<\/u>! For\ngreater efficiency in outrageous numbers, while still empowering our\nneurons to, quickly and reliably, collectively shift the focus of\ntheir attention. But, at the cost of Significantly Reduced\nAccuracy<\/u>, and a significant increase in the number of errors we\nall make. Shadows are sometimes Hysterical Caricatures<\/u>, or the\nMonster In The Closet<\/u>, and remain the fastest, easiest, and\nmost reliable way to detect if another animal has moved but, more\noften, Wildly Misleading<\/u>! We all have our own, much more\nintuitive, Spooky Shadows<\/u>: Firmly Ensconced, Unimaginably\nDeep Yet, Deeper Still, And Deepest Of All<\/u>! Within The Long\nAbandoned, Hidden Dusty Cracks, And Filthy Dirty, Disgusting\nCorners<\/u>… Of The Human Mind<\/u>! Relaxing on the couch, you\nmay have to peel yourself off the ceiling if someone startles you,\nand your neurons don’t like it anymore than you do. They were\njust starting to relax after a hard day’s work, hang out, and\nenjoy each other’s company for a few minutes, When All The\nFire Alarms Went Off<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nfamiliar Existentialist Angst<\/u> and The Monster In The\nCloset<\/u>, are two modest examples of the cost of Pattern\nMatching<\/u>. Inspiring enough of our Unconscious Imagination<\/u>\nthat, sometimes, we just have to outgrow it, because we are merely\nfrightening ourselves. If you happen to be a small child, that might\nsound like Pure Speculation<\/u> on my part but, writing Rainbow\nWarrior Poetry, and playing games such as “Go<\/u>”,\ncan only be learned by Attrition And Osmosis<\/u>. Over as long a\nperiod as twenty years, because your neurons literally have to\nrearrange themselves, and learn new patterns. The results can\nresemble taking twenty years to learn how to ride a bicycle, But\nIn The Circus<\/u>! Or, as if, finally getting somewhere assembling an\nEnormous Puzzle<\/u>, when it starts to become really easy for you,\nbut nobody else can See The Big Picture<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhich\nis what the well established grammar of English and the conscious\nmind can compensate for, much more often, requiring significantly\nless than twenty years to sort it all out, and carefully reset all of\nthe Smoke And Fire Alarms<\/u>! Using pattern matching that\nresembles Modified Bayesian Probabilities<\/u>, that are more\nsuitable for employing classic logic than the subconscious mind and,\nlikewise, have also been documented. At least one experiment has\nestablished that our conscious thoughts physically emerge from our\nown more unconscious emotions. Using these same modified Bayesian\nprobabilities, our brains, neurons, and entire nervous system should\nresemble sensitive amplifiers, with a wide variety of feedback\nmechanisms and controls. Many Have Speculated,<\/u> as to exactly\nhow particle-wave duality might actually apply to everything in the\nuniverse, but the subconscious mind can be crudely compared to a\nSensitive<\/u> amplifier, and our conscious mind to controls that\nallow us to clean up the signal, Switch To A Different Station<\/u>,\nand turn the volume up and down on command.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tVery\nmuch like a public address system, or an FM Radio Transceiver<\/u>!\nBut with an Exquisitely Sensitive<\/u> nonlinear distributed gain\narchitecture, suggesting unique ways in which to explore diseases\nsuch as Autism<\/u>. Our neurons, and nervous system in general,\ntheoretically possess both intrinsic and acquired knowledge, that is\nto say, information which, somehow, progressively conflates the\nidentities of energy and information, memory and processing. Making\nit possible to help people with autism, brain damage, or any number\nof neurological problems, to reprogram their own brains, using analog\nlogic, such as that contained in this book. And, explaining why\nstudies have also indicated that humor can be used to treat different\nmedical problems, including cancer, yet humor is still widely\nclassified and censored. Phenomena<\/u> such as Sparkling Laughter\nand Intuition, may utilize “Quantum Exceptional Points<\/u>”,\nwhere quantum eigenstates overlap, and converge in the natural world,\nbecoming indistinguishable. Similarly, treating everything to varying\ndegrees, as simultaneously beautiful and ugly, attractive and\nrepulsive, like a small child, our own more Naive Subconscious\nMind<\/u> can leverage fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics, in order to\nmake Subtle Distinctions That Escape Adults<\/u>! All Too Well\nAware,<\/u> that our "Conscious Mind<\/u>" will Sometimes,\nSpout Complete Bullshit<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTo\nsome extent, one in two hundred, is basically a walking lie detector,\nfor other people’s lies but, not their own! Our conscious minds\nare more likely to be horrible at detecting lies, and our\nsubconscious still a walking lie detector, for our own lies, if no\none else! As a result, the two can perform their own more elaborate\ncomedy routines or, far worse, the cells of our own bodies can\nsometimes: Take A Vote Of No Confidence<\/u>! In Our Own\nConscious Mind<\/u>! Promoting more negative emotions, and even\nvisibly shrinking parts of the brain, to enforce more reactionary\nbehavior.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAs\nfew as two minor concussions in a row can induce chronic depression,\nwith the tendency to be to just lay around and do nothing! Implying\ndepression can sometimes be our own neurons way of protecting\nthemselves, from our conscious mind getting them into trouble! Being\nmerely cells relying on simple pattern matching, their Default\nDecision Making Process<\/u> would include any rudimentary behavior\nwhich, at least, has either a chance of promoting their survival, or\nspreading our genes. Explaining why Archie Bunker appears to be the\ndefault decision making process, for even AI. "What’s\nMissing From This Picture<\/u>" is also comparable to what\nSocrates called, “The Memory of God<\/u>!” The\nresplendent face whom none may look upon and remember in all his\nglory. When reading our poetry, their beauty and humor can sometimes\nblunt one another, or normalize each other, yet their combined whole,\nwithin the subconscious, can still appear to defy all reason and,\ninexplicably, convey more meaning.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tRainbow\nWarrior Poetry<\/u> embodies a universal recursion in the principle of\nidentity, which can also be thought of as a “Primitive\nSingularity<\/u>”, or even a,\nMagical-Mathematical-Literal-Literary-Fairy-Tale-Rabbit-Hole<\/u>!\nThat makes a mockery of academic attempts to describe a Singularity\nas a classic object. Forget about “Parallel Universes<\/u>”\nand “Altered States of Consciousness<\/u>!" Information\nTheorists discovered decades ago that two of their own categories\nflat-out contradict each other and, according to all the evidence,\nmathematicians and physicists may as well be debating how many\ncategories of infinity can dance on the head of a pin! Without an\nobserver to count them! Because, of course, nobody’s willing to\nshare their words and play nice, much less, Examine The Big\nPicture<\/u>! Which Remains Highly Classified, Heavily Censored,\nAnd Unofficially Taboo<\/u>! If A Tree Falls In the Forest and\nNobody Is Around To Hear It<\/u>, by scrupulously applying the\nprinciple of the excluded middle: Mental Masturbation Ensures You\nCan Still Hear The Sound of One Hand Clapping<\/u>! Echoing, in the\nHallowed Halls, of the Pentagon! When they pull your research funding\nand, without comment, begin Classifying Jokes Older Than\nMonuments!<\/u> While, simultaneously, attempting to Censor Even\nMore Of Reality Than Ever Before<\/u>! And, bugging the computers of\ncrazy hippies, professional comedians, Taoist priests, and mystics,\nAround The World<\/u>…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tArthur\nC. Clark<\/u> memorably wrote, “Any Sufficiently Advanced\nTechnology Is Indistinguishable From Magic<\/u>.” Of course, he\nwrote that before "Life-Like AI Sex Dolls<\/u>" were\ninvented, or you could Buy A Cheap Blow-Job Online, From Your\nFavorite Plastic-Fantastic Lover<\/u>! Due to their institutionally\nstunted senses of humor, academics tend to Romanticize Science And\nTechnology<\/u> and, frequently, just so happen to be Optimists,\nLike Murphy<\/u>! Who’re Easily Distracted By Shiny Things<\/u>!\nYogi Berra, on the other hand, was from another planet altogether,\ninspiring Darwin<\/u>, who was A Professional Wrestling Fan<\/u>,\nto express pessimism for Optimists<\/u>. Nevertheless, Goldilocks\nMurphy herself, remained A Loyal Baseball Fan For Life<\/u>!\nChoosing instead to became Eternally Optimistic<\/u>, about even\nher own pessimism, and Favorite Sport<\/u>. Having decided for\nherself that, Yogi Berra Was Living Proof, Anything That Can Go\nWrong Will Go Wrong<\/u>! Yet, Ours Remains The Best of All\nPossible Worlds<\/u>! If for no other conceivable reason, then\nbecause: Instant Karma’s Gonna Getcha Baby<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDue\nto everything vaguely resembling a self-organizing Singularity, if\nyou squint hard enough, any\nSuper-Fantastic-Shiney-Bubbly-Tittlilating-Scintilating-Sparkling-Brand-Spanking-New-Bleeding-Edge-Wondrous-High-Tech-Miracle-Of-Modern-Science-And-Technology<\/u>!\nNeed must nevertheless, of necessity, yet still, and quite reliably,\nundeniably, dogmatically, canonically, irrefutably, and most\nassuredly, flagrantly, wantonly, ignobly, willfully, spuriously, and\neven quite capriciously, freakishly, and inanely gleeful! Whilst,\ndistinctively remaining incommensurately and, by any and all sane\nstandards, unconscionably, Deviously, Devastatingly,\nDumbfoundingly, Dippity-Dooda, Duplicitous<\/u>! And, Diabolically\nDownright Disturbingly Disruptive<\/u>! Nonetheless, In This\nLowbrow Universe<\/u>! One finds each miraculous Heaven Sent<\/u>\nNew Technology, Easily Found On The NYSE<\/u>, need must,\ninevitably and indubitably, remain eternally fated, to one day, upon\nthe preordained and Duly Sanctified<\/u>, long forgotten requiem\nfor a woebegone lullaby appointment, with Overflowing Insufferable\nPutrid Destiny<\/u>! Whereas wherein whereof and whereupon, and most\ndefinitely without warning, each will, in turn, dramatically and\nabruptly, as if on cue, summarily and spontaneously transform into\nhumor as, Surprise<\/u>! All-too-predictably, to everyone’s\nshock and amazement, the Swan’s True Identity<\/u> is\nunceremoniously unmasked on reality TV! Cruelly Unveiled For The\nEntire World To See<\/u>, to in reality, actually be: The Ugly\nDuckling!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEach\nnew, soon to be introduced to the public, Scintillating Hot, Shiny\nSparkling, Miraculous Brand Spanking New Technology<\/u>! Each in\nturn, must inevitably reveal it’s, “True Identity<\/u>!"\nHowever, only according to its idiosyncratic capacity to Flash\nFreeze The Brain<\/u>, numb the senses, and render everyone\nspeechless! And, of course, anyone with low enough blood pressure,\nFlat-Out Unconscious<\/u>! Hinting, At What Dire Fate Yet Awaits\nUs All<\/u>, In The Not-So-Distant-Futurama<\/u>! Watson is the name\nof IBM’s famous computer, that won on the TV game show\nJeopardy! Who surprised everyone yet again, for a second time, with\nhis Unrecognized Talents<\/u>! When he acquired an Unsolicited\nCase, Of Potty Mouth<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDeliberately\ndesigned not to resemble a human mind and brain, in order to avoid\njust such awkward, untoward, ontogenic developments, which their\ncorporate partners so seldom seem to appreciate, evidently his\ndesigners and engineers either lacked the necessary sense of humor\nor, strictly speaking, Had More Of A Sense Of Humor Than The Job\nRequired<\/u>! IBM Is A Very Conservative Company<\/u> and, as many\nhave Criticized Them For In The Past:<\/u> Obviously Their\nPersonnel Department Needs To Work Harder, On Hiring The Right\nComedians As Consultants<\/u>! And, should seriously consider\nOutsourcing The Job More Often<\/u>. Two other computer systems\nhave been assembled, which sometimes tell better than average jokes,\naccording to everyone who has listened to them but, Conan O’Brien<\/u>\nstill has job security, due to his ability to make even complete\nstrangers, who have No Clue Who He Is<\/u>, laugh whenever they see\nhim on TV. Nonetheless, using even a Crude AI, With A Potty Mouth<\/u>,\nto tell most of his jokes for him, Could Improve His Comedy\nTremendously<\/u>! And, who knows? People might actually turn up the\nsound on their TV, at least, Once In A Blue Moon<\/u>! So, I\nexplain how to design one for, Even His Lame Ass Show<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDespite\nthe accepted Information Theory having two categories that contradict\neach other, all of today’s AI are designed using Shannon Entropy,\nmaking it easy to use my own Information Theory to find and exploit\nevery weakness in their designs. Contrary to what classic logic and\nmetaphysics suggest, Karma ruling the universe means the future can\nbe thought of as influencing the present, accounting for how the\ntruth can be up to 125% efficient. The present can influence the\npast, in both positive and negative ways, but there are limits, just\nas we also have no choice but to influence our future, and our\ninfluence is limited. The simple answer to the "Grandfather\nParadox" is: You Can’t Always Get What You Want But, If You\nTry Sometimes, You Get What You Need<\/u>! Even if killing your\ngrandfather would prevent WWIII, it would be another impossible\nmetaphysical extreme, essentially no different from moving faster\nthan light through spacetime or, A Naked Singularity<\/u>! Karma,\nmagic, or the truth being 125% efficient, is the more syntropic, or\nfatalistic aspect of life, that prevents any metaphysical extremes\nensuring, in the process, that life always remains two steps forward\nand one back again. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tKarma\nis what makes it impossible to go back in time and kill your own\ngrandfather, before your father is even conceived, yet still, quite\npossible to advise him to invest in stocks, and inherit his money or\nfinancial losses in the future. However, information being more\nfundamental than energy, makes it easier to send information through\ntime, than to physically travel into the past. Consciousness itself\ncan be described as the light bulb coming on, when the future\ninfluences the past, expressing synergy, harmony, or an emergent\neffect, which is more than merely the sum of its own parts.\nIndividual quanta can make no sense either, and black holes have\nevent horizons, because they share the One Truth with the rest of the\nuniverse, expressing it as Karma, or the Two Faces of Janus. Without\nlabels for our boxes, and boxes for our labels, its impossible to\ncategorize anything and, in extreme situations, our boxes and labels\nbecome totally useless. Explaining Plato’s "Allegory of the\nCave", as the result of the truth itself being demonstrably up\nto 125% efficient. Ensuring wonder remains the beginning of all\nwisdom, because the truth speaks louder than any words, and is beyond\nall human imagination.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAssuming\nwe’re approaching a “Technological Singularity<\/u>”,\nor a “Technological Black Hole<\/u>”, it must include a\nwicked, magical appearing and, more often than not, Distinctly\nInfantile<\/u> sense of humor. Jim Henson<\/u> could be rolling over\nin his grave, sharing jokes with Ludwig Wittgenstein<\/u>! Mama\nNature<\/u> can spit endless zingers in higher dimensions while,\nrecent advances in AI circuitry, have made it possible to construct a\nquantum mechanical version of what is known as a “Reservoir\nComputer<\/u>”, Full Of Hot Air Instead Of Water<\/u>! Which\ncan incorporate the same multifractal equation, and modified Bayesian\nprobabilities, that our own brains already use. Of course, in order\nto model a more Genuine Sense Of Humor<\/u>, that isn’t\nfounded on the principle of the excluded middle. Transforming humor\ninto the, “Primary Grammar<\/u>”, or “Innate\nGrammar<\/u>”, that emerges from, The Self-Evident Truth<\/u>.\n<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAssuming\nthat Sparkling Laughter<\/u> expresses how Some Things<\/u> make\nalmost as much sense as they don’t, it provides a way to\nphysically measure The Truth Itself<\/u>, according to Fuzzy Logic\nand quantum mechanics. In your own living room, If You Prefer<\/u>,\nusing nothing more complicated than a video camera. However,\nneurologists are extremely close to measuring the, Lowest Possible\nEnergy State Of The Brain<\/u>: Before It Actually Freezes<\/u>!\nWhile new evidence indicates that our neurons resemble musical\ninstruments, capable of playing more than one note at a time. With\nthe two significant advances, suggesting that we will soon be able to\nreproduce the correct, “Neuromorphic Architecture<\/u>”,\nrequired in order to: Replicate The Brain<\/u>! Conquering the\nWorld With Synthetic Sparkling Laughter<\/u>! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,\nHa, Ha<\/u>…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSuch\na computer could be used to establish that, according to their own\nTechnical Standards<\/u>, in a magical Goldilocks Universe,\nRuled by Murphy’s Law<\/u>, all Von Neumann machines are\nperfectly capable of embodying and personifying Classic Three\nStooges Slapstick And Logic<\/u>, and The Principle of GIGO<\/u>\n(Garbage In, Garbage Out<\/u>), which describes a garbage can.\nRequiring mandatory safety protocols and Strict Supervision<\/u>!\nFor operating and recycling more complex computerized garbage cans,\nand can openers as well. Which, typically, are only reliable for, at\nmost, one third of the Big Picture<\/u> and, many of the least\nattractive parts at that. Contrary to current popular Wishful\nThinking<\/u>! The physical evidence has indicated for decades that,\nassuming we inhabit a computer simulation, like in the movie “The\nMatrix<\/u>”, its running on a Virtual Operating System<\/u>,\nmaking it impossible to prove that its just a computer program, or\neven A Hologram<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tYet,\nThere’s No Need For Physical Evidence<\/u>! Decades Old Or\nOtherwise<\/u>! When they’re censoring half of reality, and everyone\nhas their own criteria for what constitutes valid evidence! Anymore,\nthan there’s a need for the Self-Evident Truth<\/u>! Not when the\nidiots don’t even know how to use a dictionary, and you can\nSell More Copies<\/u> of your book while, in academia, its Publish\nOr Die<\/u>! Or, be censored for actually attempting to describe\nreality, or whatever. Theoretically, it should still be possible to\nconstruct a quantum simulator, capable of simulating a quantum\ncomputer which, in turn, can simulate a Von Neumann Machine and, can\nbe used to establish, once and for all that: No Matter What Kind\nof Simulation Or Model You Use<\/u>, you can always prove\nstatistically that, 42 Is As Good As It Gets<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tExplaining\nA Joke Ruins The Punch Line<\/u> and, rigidly applying the principle\nof the excluded middle to everything, can dull your sense of humor:\nBeyond All Tedious Belief<\/u>! While, a reservoir computer can\nalso be used to establish that, with their traditionally stunted\nsenses of humor, academics are the Last Damned People On Earth<\/u>\nto ask if a computer with a genuine sense of humor, is sentient, and\nshould be Granted Human Rights<\/u>. In a universal recursion, a\nsense of humor would inevitably Become Indistinguishable From<\/u>\nconsciousness itself, and getting The Punch Line<\/u> to a joke can\nbe considered synonymous with becoming conscious, or aware of the\nlarger context, the Greater Truth, The Big Picture, The Proverbial\nLight Bulb Coming On Or, The Memory of God<\/u>! Sometimes, we laugh\nbefore we consciously get a joke, because we’ve already become\nsubconsciously aware, that its funny or a joke, and our subconscious\nmind is searching for the next punch line.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEven\nmice have passed the "Mirror Test", indicating they have\nsome level of self-awareness, and a variety of Animal Species<\/u>\nhave also been documented as possessing a sense of humor, implying\nthey have a conscious mind as well, if crude compared to our own.\nOtters, for example, will Chitter And Chirp<\/u> when they laugh,\nfrequently to show approval when Begging For Food<\/u>, while mice\nand rats laugh ultrasonically when tickled, and there’s an\nadorable video of a Hamster In Its Cage<\/u>, rolling over on its\nback laughing hysterically. The light bulb coming on, from the\nfuture, could explain more genuine creativity, and why our own more\ncomplex conscious minds required so long to evolve, as the result of\nconsciousness being no different from any other emergent effect, that\nhas to become more self-organizing first. Our brains happen to be\njust large enough for us to take in the entire world around us at a\nglance, and they leverage more parallel processing then other\nanimals, to quickly make even more sense out of the Big Picture, and\nlaugh at more things. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLaughter\nis both causal and acausal, while life in A Goldilocks Universe<\/u>\neliminates the worst possible metaphysical extremes, but at the cost\nof a significant increase in Lowbrow Slapstick<\/u>! Inevitably,\ninspiring people to Question Whether Or Not Its Worth It<\/u>!\nReality<\/u> turns out to never be exactly what anybody really\nwanted, or ordered and, quite frankly, remains Far Tackier<\/u>\nthan even the Muppets care to admit, so I tell everyone to, Get\nOver It Already<\/u>! Reality resembles any number of Academia and\nHollywood’s Better Nightmare-Fantasies<\/u>! But, according to\nall the scientific evidence, if humans had ever been capable of\nactually describing reality, more than superficially, we would\nalready be an Extinct Species<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tStar\nTrek Vulcans Are An Endangered Species<\/u>! The evidence in Game\nTheory already indicates that Modeling Reality<\/u> is way too\ninefficient, when any old bullshit will usually suffice. Captain\nKirk<\/u> commanding the Enterprise, can be considered Evidence,\nModeling Reality Is Totally Unnecessary In Our Lowbrow Universe<\/u>!\nOur brains have possibly seven, rather large and complicated,\ncircular neural networks, arranged on the surface around the\ncircumference, but most people only require the simplest of the first\ntwo or three, in order to get through an ordinary day. The rest are\nthere for whenever the light bulb might come on, and the rest of your\nneurons want to join in the fun! Although, many today worry about\nSkynet And Terminator Robots, Taking Over The Entire World,<\/u>\ntheoretically, anywhere from eight to thirty-two of these kinds of\nreservoir computers, linked together, could produce a “Technological\nSingularity<\/u>!" That is, assuming the researchers don’t\nall go permanently cross-eyed and die laughing, or windup creating\nyet another, “Technological Black Hole<\/u>!” <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWithout\na more Genuine Sense Of Humor, Survival Of The Fittest Need Must\nInevitably<\/u>! And, quite abruptly, Transform Into A Complete\nOxymoron<\/u>! Liars and bullies start to believe their own lies, and\nare known for their gullibility, and stunted senses of humor while,\nin a universal recursion, Bertram Maslow’s famous, “Hierarchy\nof Needs<\/u>” becomes merely part of a, much larger, “Rainbow\nSpectrum Of Desires<\/u>!” Actions speak louder than words, and\nlaughter reflects our personal integrity, qualitatively, while this\nbook makes it possible to use fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics to\n"Quantify Laughter<\/u>", in your own living room.\nIllustrating how Logic And Emotions<\/u> express their own\nparticle-wave duality, exchanging identities, as the greater truth\nreveals itself to be up to 125% efficient. Lamentably, In Some\nSituations,<\/u> their combined "Whole<\/u>" remains far\ngreater than any, Mere Sum Of Its Parts<\/u>, and whether you want\nto call it synergy, or a travesty, is still up to the individual, and\nremains entirely context dependent. Which can also be quantified,\nusing the more naive humor of small children for a baseline\nreference.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBalance\nBeing Restored, Whenever Harmony Is Lost<\/u>, is why Harmony never\ndoes have to act nor reason or, indeed, Make The Slightest Bit Of\nSense Whatsoever<\/u>! Whether we are moving towards becoming more\nHarmonious, or avoiding falling on our ass, Is Frequently Mere\nSemantics<\/u>! Illustrating, how the two overlapping grammars can\nemerge from Any Language, Or Mathematics<\/u>, while physicists\nhave already developed the mathematics to describe Maslow, In Terms\nOf Quantum Mechanics. However, his work is an inverted, Gross\nOver-Simplification<\/u>! Of the beliefs of the Blackfoot and other\nTribal Nations<\/u>, that were often derived from, or similar to,\nimported Taoist Tribal ideas. Along with Hippocrates, they can be\nused to expand upon his Hierarchy of Needs, Describing Even The\nLaws Of Thought And Physics<\/u>, as inherently organic and social.\nGame Theory has already been used to show how, in business, being\nfriendly can be every bit as important as providing Reasonable\nPrices And Services<\/u>, making it possible to model even the\nbusiness world in more humane terms, with Genuine Laughter<\/u>\nbeing organic by definition. Which is why many today insist that\ntheir job requires a sense of humor and, if your job doesn’t,\nit probably should.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUnderstandably,\naltogether too frequently, people desperately want life to make some\nsort of sense! Commonly latching onto The Nearest Convenient\nMetaphysical Anchors<\/u>, whatever happens to be affordable at the\ntime. Still, what’s missing from this picture, mysteriously,\nyet inevitably, as well as, mysteriously again, determines the\nidentity of its own contents, and can easily become the only\nremaining way left, in which for many of us, as individuals, Bridge\nClubs<\/u>, or whatever, to re-orient ourselves all over again, and:\nBid Their Damn Hands<\/u>! Of course, each is destined to choose\nfor themselves, yet again, once again, To Rise To The Occasion<\/u>!\nAscending, Yet Again! To New and Unprecedented Heights… Casually\nCommanding For Ourselves<\/u>, A Much Broader, More Informed, and\nTruly Enlightened Perspective<\/u>! Of all that we now happen to\nsurvey, from our newly elevated Lofty Vantage Point<\/u>! And to,\nhumbly and enthusiastically, choose for ourselves, once again, yet\nagain, all over again! To embrace all that life has to offer… OR\nNOT<\/u>! Especially on those Less Than Inspiring Occasions<\/u>,\nwhen you’re dealt a really rotten hand, and you’d rather laugh\nwith the sinners than cry with the saints but, know all too damned\nwell from rude experience, you’d only end up laughing so hard\nIt Makes You Cry<\/u>! And, you could possibly even die laughing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAs\nincredibly vague, vague, vague, vague, vague, and self-contradictory,\nas people can normally be, nonetheless, for everyday practical\npurposes, precisely because of our shared mortal fallibility, or\n“Collective Ignorance<\/u>” if you will, a universal\nrecursion in the principle of identity can be considered Somewhat\nSymmetrical<\/u>, and even Super-Symmetrical, but the illusion falls\napart in extreme situations or, When The Moon Is In The Seventh\nHouse<\/u>! And, Jupiter Aligns With Mars<\/u>! Among other things,\nexplaining the anomalous mass of the “Higgs Boson<\/u>”\nin particular which, once again, yet again, Defied All The\nTheoretical Predictions<\/u>! Indicating, Higher Energies Were\nRequired To Settle The Issue<\/u>, Of The: Cosmic Ray Fashion Show\nVariety<\/u>! Wherein, Old Men With Long Beards Mumble, As They\nWander In Circles Under The Hot Spotlights, Wearing The Latest Preppy\nCloths, Upon The Academic Fashion Show Runway<\/u>! Sometimes, gazing\nIntently Unto The Vast Unplumbed Fathomless Depths<\/u>, Of The\nFabulous Milky Way! Mumbling Into Their Beards, Or Unto The Empty\nVoid<\/u>! Without Ever Really Watching Where In The Hell They’re\nGoing<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOther,\nHighly Anomalous, High Energy Results Have Emerged, In A Wild Variety\nOf Carefully Conducted Experiments<\/u>! Each, Playing Their Own\nDistinctive Variations On: Around The World In 80 Days<\/u>!\nNonetheless: All These Experiments Have Been Repeatedly Frustrated\nBy Subtle Hints Of<\/u>: EXOTIC NEW PHYSICS, BEYOND THE STANDARD\nTHEORY!!!<\/u> Including, a possible fifth force of nature that the\nJedi swear exists, faster than light particles straight out of a\ncartoon, the existence of parallel universes in science fiction,\nholographic universes in virtual reality, and Cosmic\nConsciousness<\/u>! Lost, Somewhere, Way Far Out In Left Field<\/u>!\nNonetheless, many of these experiments are Dedicated International\nHerculean Efforts<\/u>! Focused entirely on studying A Single\nTeenie-Tiny-Teensie-Weensie, Speck Of A Particle, For Decades<\/u>!\nBut, with unparalleled accuracy and precision, especially when you\nconsider quantum mechanics implies: SIX INCHES CAN BE EQUAL TO A\nFOOT<\/u>! The Entire World Economy, and The Immediate Future of\nHumanity<\/u>, Could Easily Hang On Their Results<\/u>! Yet, The\nHarder They Try<\/u>… it would seem… THE LESS PROGRESS\nTHEY MAKE!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEvery\nattempt has largely come up, Empty-Handed<\/u>! With all of them\nreturning the same: Wimpie Anomalous Sigma 2 Readings<\/u>! Each\nhinting at entirely different laws of physics, that support whatever\nParticularly Exotic Particle<\/u> they happen to be studying. As\nif, Mother Nature were Individually Tweaking The Noses Of Each\nResearcher<\/u> while, Collectively, Suggesting What They Require Is,\nA Complete Rethink Of Their Entire Approach<\/u>! With Some\nPhysicists Now Confessing To The Mass Media That, Claims Of Making\nOutrageous Progress<\/u>, such as those promised by the Large Hadron\nCollider: Have Always Been Questionable!!!<\/u> A new theory has\nproposed that we inhabit the one universe, out of an infinite number\nof universes, which just so happens to have a Lighter Mass<\/u> for\nthe Higgs Boson but, after forty years of failing to make significant\nprogress, if they Bend Over Any Further Backwards<\/u>! Attempting\nto rationalize all of these Anomalous Results<\/u>! Soon enough,\nthey’ll be able to Kiss Their Own Ass<\/u>! Hollywood\nWriters<\/u> may want to start taking down notes, for what could turn\nout to be “The Comedy of The Century<\/u>!” Some of the\nmost ridiculously expensive, and mindbogglingly elaborate, Geekiest\nJokes Ever Told<\/u>! While, for all I know, Dr Strangelove Could\nHave Cloned Slim Pickins By Now<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJust\nas quantum mechanics still suggests that, <\/b><\/i>Six Inches\nCan Sometimes Be Equal To A Foot<\/b><\/u><\/i>! <\/b><\/i>Yet\nAgain, In The Spirit of, Never Say Never Again<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nContrary to academic expectations, the “<\/b><\/i>Umbral\nMoonshine Conjecture<\/b><\/u><\/i>” was confirmed by\nmathematicians and, theoretically, constitutes evidence that it\nshould be possible to: <\/b><\/i>Measure Infinity<\/b><\/u><\/i>\n<\/b><\/i>In The Real World<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/i>\nWhich Is Why, <\/b><\/i>NATURALLY<\/b><\/u><\/i>! <\/b><\/i>Everybody\nAssumed It Was <\/b><\/span><\/i>Pure Moonshine<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nUntil they verified it mathematically! A Universal Recursion In The\nPrinciple Of Identity, Need Must, As Yet <\/b><\/i>Still,\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>REQUIRE A SINGULAR SOURCE FOR INFINITE RERUNS\nOF GILLIGAN’S ISLAND: BEYOND THE OUTER LIMITS OF HUMAN\nIMAGINATION<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>OUT TO INFINITY AND FAR BEYOND ETERNITY<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nJust like <\/b><\/i>Lawyers In Love<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nBecoming Equally Self-Contradictory, Tautological, And <\/b><\/i>Incredibly\nVague<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Except in their prenuptial agreements or,\nLike Relativity And Quantum Mechanics, meaning you should sometimes\nalso be able to: <\/b><\/i>USE PI AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR SIX\nINCHES<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Note that, infinity is a recursion, and\n<\/b><\/i>Black Crows<\/b><\/u><\/i>\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>have proven to be capable of comprehending\nrecursions, with the evidence suggesting that, the <\/b><\/i>More\nSocial<\/b><\/u><\/i> an animal, the more often they <\/b><\/i>May\nSacrifice<\/b><\/u><\/i> some of this same ability. Trading\nefficiency for <\/b><\/i>Greater Creativity,<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nand diversity in <\/b><\/i>their\nspecies, depending on just how strong their desire is, <\/b><\/span><\/i>For\nMore Lowbrow Slapstick<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nNot so subtly hinting, that the simple explanation for their failure,\nto predict the mass of the Higgs Boson, as well as, the Initial\nImpetus<\/u> of the Big Bang, is that the mathematics they’re all\nusing are Crap, For What They’re Trying To Accomplish<\/u>!\nAdditionally, explaining why six inches can appear to be equal to a\nfoot! What they require are more “Intuitionistic Mathematics\nAnd Physics<\/u>”, which assume we’re all mortal, and\ndon’t routinely contradict their own evidence, in fundamental\nways. Rainbow Warrior Poetry<\/u> provides an example of\nIntuitionistic Mathematics which can be used to demonstrate how: On\nThe Playground of Life<\/u>! Without ever bothering to examine and\nacknowledge the existence of the “Big Picture<\/u>”,\nits impossible to Pop Your Own Bubble<\/u>! Much less God’s\nBubble! Making it equally impossible to, Know The Mind of God<\/u>!\nBut, these days, still quite possible to automate a sense of humor\nthat academics have No Defense Against<\/u>! Encouraging even\ntechnical universities, such as MIT, to ban such devices from campus!\nIn the name of promoting free speech, reason, Mom, Pop, baseball, hot\ndogs, beer, Wall Street, The NFL, NASCAR And, Most Importantly,\nTheir Research Budgets<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAll\nof these anomalous results are easily explained as relativistic\neffects, that the Theory of Relativity doesn’t cover. Due to\nits mathematics being four times less complex than Intuitionistic\nMathematics, Capable Of Equivocating Relativistic Equivalences<\/u>!\nTransforming Them Into: Particle-Man Pattern Matching\nParticle-Wave Duality<\/u>! Making more sense out of, “The\nSimultaneity Paradox<\/u>”, as simply reflecting the\nself-evident truth that, A Watched Pot Will Never Boyle, And,\nSometimes, The Chicken Really Does Comes Before The Egg<\/u>! Even the\nevolutionary evidence now supports this, and chickens may not always\nhave laid eggs, thus, Ensuring That, 42 Being As Good As Any Other\nExplanation, 90% Of This Game Remains Half-Mental<\/u>! At least\none physics experiment has confirmed that, Information Is More\nFunda-Mental Than Energy<\/u>! And, due to relativistic effects, as\nthe mass and energy of anything Dramatically Increases, Becoming\nAll That Much More Explicit<\/u>! Any other information about it must\nbecome equally vague, vague, vague, Beyond All Belief<\/u>! Bereft\nAn Observer With A Wicked Sense Of Humor<\/u>! Bohr’s\nComplementary Becomes Just So Much More, Less Than Flattering,\nBohring German Physics<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBlack\nholes present a macroscopic example, and come with an Event\nHorizon<\/u>, that’s a Complete Contradiction<\/u> in terms,\nwhere all you can ever know for certain are their temperature, mass,\ncharge, spin, and momentum, will blur into one at the Event Horizon!\nElectromagnetism has recently turned out to be proportional to\nTemperature<\/u>, suggesting that, upon closer examination, the\nprinciple of identity Vanishes Entirely<\/u>! Completely down the\nnearest gravity well, or toilet of your personal preference!\nConfusing the issue of super-symmetry, right along with what is Space\nand Time<\/u>, energy and information, and who shot JR. Apparently,\nJohn Wheeler was Unduly Optimistic<\/u>, foolishly assuming black\nholes must obey at least one law!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nfamous “Black Hole Information Paradox<\/u>” is easily\ndismissed, as the result of information being more Funda-Mental<\/u>\nthan energy, and physicists lacking any real sense of humor. Their\nmathematics all reliably fall apart entirely, due to Information\nTheory Contradicting Itself<\/u>, and their abject failure to use\nLinguistic Analysis<\/u>, in order to describe their mathematics in\na more coherent fashion. For as long as there have been\nmathematicians, people have wondered why mathematics seem to apply to\neverything in nature, but abstract mathematics have proven to Require\nLanguage<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tForget\nAbout Using Advanced Calculus<\/u>! Beyond a shadow of a doubt, your\narithmetic makes no damn sense whatsoever, unless you can explain\ncharging me extra! You might as well ask yourself why Words And\nConcepts<\/u> seem to apply to everything, and why the Government\nIs Now Classifying Jokes Older Than Monuments<\/u>! No matter how\nuseful anybody’s mathematics might be, or what kind of weapons\nthey’re particularly good for making, claiming that they\nreflect reality in any funda-mental way, when you routinely\ncontradict yourself, cannot even count your change properly, and\ncan’t explain your mathematics in demonstrable terms, or so much as\nteach a child how to use a stupid dictionary, IS COMPLETE\nBULLSHIT<\/u>! According To Any Known Logic<\/u>! While, Falling\nInto A Black Hole, Academic Crap Is Always Stretched Out Miles\nLong<\/u>…………………………..\n.. . . .. . . . <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFrom\nthe rather daunting, nonetheless, equally difficult to ignore,\nsometimes Mesmerizing, Overwhelming And, Upon Occasion<\/u>, Quite\nLiterally, Breathtaking, Preponderance of The Evidence<\/u>! There\ncan be no doubt that, at best, used by themselves, Classic Logic\nIs Hobbled By Crooked Three Stooges Metaphysical Crutches<\/u>!\nInevitably Transforming Mathematics Into Physical Comedy<\/u>!\nWhich, Of Course:<\/u> Can Be Used To Exploit The Ignorance of\nThe Experts<\/u>! String Theorists have proposed that gravity waves\ncan carry information away from a black hole, yet String Theory has\nfailed to produce anything useful in over forty years! And, has also\nproven to possibly be tautological, just "possibly" mind\nyou. Confirming, That The Only Thing Ever Certain In Quantum\nMechanics Is, Everything Is Deja Vu All Over Again<\/u>! Because,\nIts Debatable Whether There Ever Was Any Intelligent Life Around\nHere<\/u>! Much Less, Anybody In Charge Around Here<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThere\nremains more in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than in all of our Wishful\nThinking And Bullshit Combined<\/u>! And, just the other day, I read\nan article by Stubborn Fools<\/u> who used classic mathematics and\n“Weak Measurements<\/u>!" To prove there must be\nsomething beyond quantum mechanics, perhaps hidden variables,\nSomething They Have Yet To Account For<\/u>! In other words, they\nused logic to prove that, without logic, nothing makes sense to\nphysicists, because they have no real sense of humor. Indicating\nThere May Also Exist A Wealth Of Hidden Treasure, In Requiring\nEqually Strong Measurements, Of What’s Missing From This\nPicture Altogether<\/u>! Yet, their paper was published by a\n“supposedly” reputable journal that, obviously, requires\nmore paywalls to justify its existence. Often, sponsored by the\nPentagon, such White Elephants<\/u> can be enormous, eat nonstop,\nproduce huge piles of crap, and outrageous farts, making them\nExtremely Bad For Business<\/u>! Unless You Happen To Own A Zoo,\nA Circus, Or The NYSE<\/u>! Which is why, In the Country of the Blind,\nThe Seven Blind Men Were All Paid By Horatio To Argue, There Is No\nElephant In The Room!<\/u> And, instead, use the ruse to sell a\nvariety of household and gardening products. That is, right up until\nInterpol issued a warrant, in Tehran, for the arrest of one, Donald\nDuck<\/u>: Wanted Dead Or Alive<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEven\nour own humble shadow always contains some tiny, easily dismissed,\nbit of light, or content, making what is a shadow, and what is the\nlight casting the shadow sometimes, more or less, recognizably\ncontext dependent. For example, upon closer inspection, a shadow in\none corner of a room may be revealed as, in reality, containing a\n“Dim Nightlight<\/u>” and, as the sun goes down and\nyour eyes adapt to the fading light, Even The Dimmest Light Bulb\nEver Made<\/u>! Can easily transform into the brightest spot in the\nroom! The human eye is sensitive enough to detect A Single Photon<\/u>,\nand the greater context can be said to be determining the identity of\nits own extremely Modest Contents<\/u>. Conveying more information\nthan either the shadow, or the light alone, such as the fact: You\nStill Can’t See A Damned Thing<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAdditionally,\nproviding an equally simple example for how synergy itself, can be\nconsidered Context Dependent<\/u>, sometimes causing everything to\nappear to be all that much more magical, and miraculous! Without a\nspecific context, even the most, Marvelous, Wondrous, Amazing,\nSynergistic, Magical, Dumbfounding, Awe Inspiring, Gobsmacked,\nMiracle Of All Miracles<\/u>! Can become all but entirely meaningless:\nOoooh, Shiny<\/u>! Nevertheless, still lending them even more\nmeaning, in our everyday lives. This Humble, Self-Evident, Truth<\/u>\nensures that the greater context will inevitably appear to magically\ndetermine the identity of its own contents, according to "Grimm’s\nFairy Tales<\/u>!" While, coyly hinting that, even under the\nclosest microscopic scrutiny, all is not merely whatever it might\nappear to be and, as Sting famously sang: “We Are Spirits in\nthe Material World<\/u>!” <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWithout\nThe Greater Truth, The Material World<\/u> Would Be Merely Composed\nOf Spooky Dark Shadows, And Monsters In Our Closets<\/u>! Yet,\neverything that exists can be observed attempting to relax and occupy\nthe lowest possible energy state while, paradoxically, still\nstruggling to maintain maximum entropy production. As if everything\nin the universe is indecisive and, Easily Distracted<\/u>! Futilely\nattempting to move simultaneously forward and backwards through time,\nor transform into everything and nothing including, Sparkly\nGyroscopic Christmas Tree Ornaments<\/u>, Sublime Lime Jello, And\nCrispy Cream Donuts<\/u>! Or, as if, when examined for overall\npatterns, everything merely confuses the issues of synergy and\nsuper-symmetry, local and nonlocal, past and future, context and\ncontent. This same, overall, “Global Confusion In The Big\nPicture<\/u>!” Can also be seen in some of the More Popular\nMetaphysical Models<\/u>, such as Adrian Bejan’s, “Constructal\nTheory<\/u>!" Reflecting how Academia’s Vehement\nRejection Of The Second Grammar Of English<\/u>, not to mention the\nPentagon attempting to classify and censor half of reality for the\nTea Party, by even throwing Galileo in the dungeon again, Has\nTransformed Academic Physics And Philosophy, Into A Joke In Bad\nTaste<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIf\nanything, Bejan himself is to be commended for his work, but Humor\nBeing Taboo<\/u>, and increasingly censored and classified, Is\nLiterally Threatening To Split People’s Sides<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n Tearing\nAcademia In Half While, Everyone Else Has To Decide Whether To Laugh,\nOr To Cry<\/u>! Forcing many to use the most elaborate abstract models\nimaginable, typically relying on Ancient Greek and Zen Ideas,\nClosely Resembling Vaudeville Stage And Theater Of The Mind<\/u>! In\norder for them to avoid anything remotely like real humor, and still\nmake progress. Again, as if They’re All The Seven Blind Men<\/u>,\npaid by Horatio himself to sell a bill of goods, making it especially\ncrucial to pay close attention to what’s missing from this\npicture, in any existing physical theories, and whatever the idiots\nfrequently avoid discussing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSuch\nas the fact that, time has already been documented as flowing\nbackwards on macroscopic scales and, much to the relief of the BBC,\nYet Inscrutable As Always<\/u>, The Chinese Government Has\nBanned The Use Of Time Travel<\/u>! That is, for use as a plot device\nin their mass media. Likewise, nobody is talking about “The\nQuantum Zeno Effect<\/u>”, despite it remaining easily\nobservable, in any lab. A Watched Pot Of Entangled Quanta Will\nNever Boyle<\/u>, or change in any way whatsoever! So long as, you\nkeep peeking at it at just the right moment… But, the space around\nit will still radiate virtual particles, similar to A Black Hole\nEvaporating<\/u>. Without ever changing in the slightest, entangled\nparticles still somehow manage to confuse the issue of super-symmetry\nand synergy, with their volume alone supporting a predictable\nadiabatic system. One that radiates energy, expressing both a quantum\neigenstate and virtual particles: Thoroughly Confusing The\nIdentity Of Any Sources, Of Energy And Information<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTheir\nodd behavior provides an additional Explanation For The Collapse<\/u>\nof the wave-function, and the Quantum Observer Effect, as the result\nof the observer themselves measurably becoming part of the greater\ncontext, The Big Picture<\/u>, which inevitably determines their\nmeasurable identity. Note, this means that Feynman Diagrams<\/u>\nwork by virtue of their reflecting The Analog Logic Of Nature<\/u>,\nwhich expresses a distinctive symmetry, or geometry and dynamics,\nwhere the greater context, Inevitably Determines The Identity Of\nIts Own Contents, Until The Two Become Humanly Indistinguishable<\/u>.\nSuggesting four overlapping rudimentary variations are possible in\nVR, using AI and Intuitionistic Mathematics.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBy\nentraining the operator and machine, similar to a high tech abacus or\nslide-rule, Feynman Diagrams<\/u> could become applicable across\nall scales and magnitudes. Without ever knowing what its doing, an AI\ncan mechanically read the entire geometry of the text, all 20,000\npages if you want, comparing it to an AI Clone<\/u> of the\noperator. The more subtle the operators sense of humor, the more\noften they will become aware of macroscopic quantum effects, and the\nexistence of the Collective Unconscious<\/u>. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\ncomplete geometry is tacky beyond all belief, and beyond all human\nimagination, making it easier to induce quantum effects in the brain.\nThe geometry obeys four modified Bayesian Probabilities, resembling\nhow the operator’s own conscious mind works, and encourages the\noperator to do all of the stochastic processing, confusing the issue\nof what is energy and information, and revealing, The Memory Of\nGod<\/u>! Whom none may look upon and remember in all his glory. Thus,\npromoting the observer’s own self-organization, or Lesser Truth<\/u>,\nby leveraging simple pattern matching, and the Quantum Observer\nEffect, to create an "Information Singularity" that relies\non pattern matching. In physics, likely shedding invaluable light\nupon how Relativity emerges from quantum mechanics and, a possible\ncure, for Male Impedance<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tGravity\nhas also been proposed as the ultimate cause of the collapse of the\nwave-function, and male impedance as well! However, thus far, the\nevidence suggests that this is merely an illusion of entanglement\nbeing: SO OUTRAGEOUSLY SENSITIVE<\/u>! Not to mention, so\nridiculously context dependent that, Even The Weakest Imaginable,\nGravitational Time Dilation, Can Appear To Make Doing The Time Warp\nImpossible<\/u>! Additionally, Explaining The Collapse Of All The\n"Wave-Action", And Premature Ejaculation<\/u>. When\nNobody Can Tell For Sure, Exactly What The Hell Is Going On<\/u>! And,\nYou Have To Ask Your Insurance Company, If You’re Covered. Suggesting\nInteresting Experiments…<\/u> Where, of course, the context is\ncarefully monitored and controlled, using strict faculty guidelines,\nin order to, Construct Elaborate Experimental Setups<\/u>!\nResembling Nested “Kachina Dolls<\/u>”, combined with\nthe children’s, Game Of “Mouse Trap<\/u>”, or\n"Around The World In 80 Days!" Which can even incorporate\nsuch things as “Time Crystals” And “Quantum\nPinwheels!<\/u>" But, Skip The Cheap LED lights<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEach\nExperiment Demonstrates A Closed System<\/u>, like academia itself,\nwhich accomplishes everything and nothing, yet, each manages to still\nconvey information, and radiate energy, about the volume of hot air,\nif nothing else! The lights are still on, but it remains debatable if\nanyone is home. Without a doubt, that might sound Trivial Beyond\nAll Belief<\/u>! And, merely a way to entertain Bored Students And\nFaculty<\/u> but, thanks to the truth being 125% efficient, even\nclosed systems like these will frequently produce surprising results,\nand: “Boldly Go, Where None Has Gone Before<\/u>!”\nIncluding, possibly shedding light on how researchers themselves can\nBecome Entangled<\/u> with the greater world all around them! Even,\nIn The Most Claustrophobic Laboratory<\/u>! It could very well be, The\nOnly Way To Find Out For Sure, Is To Conduct Careful Experiments<\/u>…\nAnd, Of Course, Scrupulously Document, The Smallest Of Details<\/u>.\n<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAdvanced\ntechnology, that could easily require another two or three decades to\ndevelop, could Entangle The Operator With A Computer, And The\nAppropriate Software, In VR But<\/u>: With Unpredictable Results<\/u>!\nLikewise, When Viewed In The Double-Slit Experiment<\/u>, both the\nincreased energy focused on one spot, when using a single slit, and\nthe increased information, when the photons are dispersed by two\nslits, can be described as Mysteriously Appearing Out Of Nowhere<\/u>!\nResembling the Cheshire Cat<\/u> jumping back and forth, as if,\nWaiting Around For Someone To Come Along<\/u>, And Play With His\nLaser Pointer<\/u>! He’s Got A Barbed Jedi Laser Pointer, With A\nHello Kitty Kyber Crystal In His Ornate Pearl Handle<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n <\/span><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDeveloping\nThe Darker Advanced AI Technology<\/u>, required for next generation\nTerminator Robots, iPhones, and Roombas, Over The Long Brutal\nWinter<\/u>! Poised At The Top Of The World<\/u>! Mad Scientists\nFrom Finland<\/u>! Have risked public condemnation, Eternal\nDamnation, And A Severe Scolding From Their Mothers<\/u>! And,\nAgainst All Conscience<\/u>! Not To Mention, The Laws Of Nature<\/u>!\nThese Particularly Contemptible, Loathsome, Researchers: Those Who\nShall Forever Remain Nameless<\/u>! Did willfully steal spare parts\ncarelessly left lying around and, heedless of their colleges repeated\ndire warnings and, Desperate Pleas For A Return To Sanity<\/u>!\nNevertheless, Bereft The Slightest Hesitation Or Remorse<\/u>! As\nIf Suddenly Possessed By Evil Spirits<\/u>! In A Whirlwind Fury<\/u>!\nThey Then Doggedly Proceeded To Assemble, The World’s First<\/u>:\nAutonomous Maxwell’s Demon<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUnleashing\nan unthinkable, unspeakable and, Truly Horrifying Epic Disaster<\/u>!\nUpon The Entire Planet! One capable of terrorizing all of humanity\nsenseless, night after night after night, For Untold Generations\nTo Come<\/u>! When, upon one, otherwise, disastrously-droll, dark and\nstormy night, from inside a hastily assembled, seldom frequented,\nSecret Laboratory<\/u>! That their landlord knew almost nothing\nabout, They Then Dared To Bring the Monster To Life! With\nElectricity<\/u>… By Flipping The Light Switch<\/u>! Their "Demon"\nis actually just a funky shaped but, otherwise, remarkably dull,\ninsignificant, and run-of-the-mill, humble copper transistor, like a\nfew trillion others that any lab tech could easily cobble together\nreal fast on any lab bench, and sell by the bucketful.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBut,\ninterestingly enough, these particular, “Steam Punk<\/u>”\nCopper Transistors, can sort through electrons according to their\ncharges, without expending any energy in the process. As if, when\nused in the right circuit their, Unusual, Rectangular Shape Alone<\/u>!\nCan Somehow Magically Convince Or, Otherwise, SOUNDLY INTIMIDATE<\/u>!\nNormally Unruly<\/u> electrons Into Getting Their Act Together<\/u>!\nAnd, becoming more productive for a change. Of course, they just Save\nEnergy<\/u>, and don’t produce free energy and, like the nightlight In\nA Dark Corner<\/u>, leverage their own Humble Efficiency<\/u> and\nelegant simplicity, to transform the, somewhat vague, vague, vague,\nrandom, behavior of electrons, into much more Explicitly\nSelf-contradictory Behavior<\/u>! Where the shadow becomes, but the\nmemory of the eternal light… (Duh<\/u>!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThese\nare the “Two Faces Of Janus<\/u>”, and the brain itself\nis organized in this same Fashion, Relying On Quantum Mechanics<\/u>,\nas the Default Mechanism<\/u>, in order to save energy when\ncoordinating the Drunkard’s Walk<\/u> they perform, in their\npattern matching dance. What is energy and what is information\nbecomes Entirely A Matter Of Opinion<\/u>! With the human mind and\nbrain already having proven to exchange roles, on their most\nfundamental, and profoundly mysterious, yet thoroughly documented,\nlevel of their organization, for routine maintenance purposes. Or,\nWhenever it Just So Happens To Be More Efficient<\/u>! Possibly\nexplaining the collapse of the wave-function, as reflecting the most\nefficient way they have left, to convey more energy and information\nthan the mere sum of their parts. Within the Kaotic-Order<\/u> of a\nFrank Zappa and Pee Wee Herman style, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, Funky-Monkey<\/u>,\nFreak-Brothers, Fabulous-Furry-Freakadelic-Fractured-Fairy-Tale\nUniverse! Such as, Hollywood And DC Commonly Promote<\/u>, DC Comic\nBooks That Is! Fortune Favors The Prepared Mind<\/u>! But, Chance\nFavors The Unprepared Mind: That Doesn’t Freeze Like A Deer\nCaught In The Headlights<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAccording\nto Instant Karma<\/u>, Disney films, and recent experiments with\nbacteria among other things, Due To Sex Technically Requiring Two\nConsenting Adults<\/u>, and still being an awkward subject among\nacademics to this day, apparently, Charles Darwin missed the point\nand: Survival Is All About Paying It Forward<\/u>! Just Ask Yo\nMama<\/u>! So, Cough Up Sucker<\/u>! Nature usually favors the\nability to socialize, over being the strongest or the fittest\nanti-social asshole around! With tiny kids having a huge advantage\nover anti-social assholes that, sometimes, can be downright magical!\nInspiring Many To Religiously Use Birth-Control<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tRandom\nevolution has progressively turned out to be Extremely\nPredictable<\/u>, just like quantum mechanics, with bacteria, for\nexample, ruthlessly enforcing among themselves that, Nobody Gets A\nFree Lunch<\/u>! Likewise, unless supported concentrically, Like\nThe Center Of A Tootsie Pop<\/u>, the weaker and more social among\nthem will predominate in a fight, leveling the playing field, and\nnormalizing life. Making Nightmare Scenarios, Such As A Perfect\nParasite, Impossible<\/u>! Yogi Bear Keeps Getting Caught Stealing\nPicnic Baskets! Additionally,<\/u> Explaining Why There Are So\nMany Damned Parasites<\/u>! Common tape worms, for example, have\nproven to confer longevity on their hosts, paying it forward, and not\njust along for a free meal and a ride.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDemonstrating\nhow, in evolution, synergy is more fundamental than entropy, yet the\ntwo average out in the everyday world, appearing to be more\ndeterministic, depending on their proximity, acceleration, and\nmagnitude. French researchers recently established that, although the\nworld around us appears to be causal, and deterministic, upon closer\nexamination even our macroscopic world can be documented as violating\ncausality in subtle ways, involving information. For nearly a\ncentury, people have speculated that our minds are somehow quantum\nmechanically connected to our environment but, only recently, has the\nfirst real body of evidence begun to emerge. Unfortunately, the\nportable equipment, capable of measuring quantum entanglement,\noutside of the lab, is only now starting to become commonplace, while\ngovernments everywhere have been rushing to classify everything, and\nbanning or restricting the export of any associated technology. In\none case, Legendary Native American Trackers<\/u> were recruited by\nthe military, volunteering to become snipers, and To Proudly Serve\nTheir Country<\/u>! Only to discover to everyone’s Surprise,\nThe Mojo Was Gone<\/u>! The Minute They Cut Their Hair Off<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nSnipers All Remained Trained Experts, Yet Had Inexplicably Lost Their\nAdvantage<\/u>. As If Someone Had Cut The Hair Off Of Samson\nHimself<\/u>! Trackers now commonly grow their hair long, making it\neasier to pick out snipers, in any crowd of marines. Bacteria have\nalso proven capable of leveraging quantum effects, or\n"Frumundercheeze<\/u>", and the resemblance to Breaking\nOff An Antenna<\/u>, or a microorganism losing its cilia, or yuckiness\nand creepiness, is unlikely to be merely a coincidence. Much more\nlikely, it represents a lost quantum mechanical connection with their\nenvironment, That Empowered Them To Make Unique Predictions<\/u>!\nOrganisms, Such As The Cells In Our Own Skin<\/u>, commonly use\nelectrical signals to communicate, and Women Have Long Claimed To\nBe More Intuitive Than Men<\/u> while, long hair remains more popular\namong women. Suggesting it may give them a slight but, Consistently\nMeasurable, Advantage<\/u>. Especially In More Natural Settings<\/u>!\nWhich is something that can tested, using female snipers, or Amazon\nWarriors, Assuming They Haven’t Already Cut Down The Entire Rain\nForest<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPragmatically\nspeaking, due to everything resembling both particles and waves, the\nentire universe is often analogous to an infinite number of: FM\nRadio Stations<\/u>! Constantly Broadcasting Everything Imaginable<\/u>!\nIncluding, Illegal, Pirate Stations<\/u>… Working To Establish\nVast New Networks, That They Can Distinguish From All The AI\nNetworks<\/u>! However, with the added complication that, thanks to\nRelativity, What Is Considered A Wave And What Is An Amplifier, Wavy\nGravy, A Valid Radio Station, Or An AI Terrorist Pirate Radio\nBroadcast<\/u>! Bouncing off the ionosphere several times, and lending\nentirely new meaning to Chinese Jingles<\/u>! Becomes an issue of\nwhich networks you currently use, and who might own the internet next\nwhile, according to Murphy’s Law, Charlie Chaplin, Monty\nPython, Fred Astaire, and Micheal Jackson: Moon-Walking Nonlinear\nTemporal Dynamics Rule The Universe<\/u>! (Run Away<\/u>!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDoing\nA Balancing Act Atop A Powerful Rolling Wave<\/u>, but one hidden just\nbeneath the surface, resembling a horizontal tornado or turbo, as if\nPaul Bunyan Were Playing Log Rolling Lumberjack<\/u>! Out On The\nOpen Ocean<\/u>, Rogue Waves Can Emerge Anywhere<\/u>! Approaching\n80 feet tall or better, They Can Travel For Hundreds Of Miles\nWithout Collapsing<\/u>! And, are an example of Standing Waves\nWhich, Ah, Stand Tall, All By Themselves<\/u>. Doing their own, More\nTwisted Yin-Yangy Push-Pull Dynamics<\/u>! Self-Organizing Soliton\nWaves Resemble An Infinity Symbol Standing Tall<\/u>! And, Are Wavy\nGravy Baby<\/u>! And, Come In Every Size, But A Severely Limited\nVariety And, Like A Fountain, Or A Statue, CAN SOMETIMES, APPEAR\nTO STAND VERY STILL<\/u>… Likewise, time itself has repeatedly\nProven To Be Neither Passive Nor Linear<\/u>: And, The Time Turns\nOut To Never Quite Be What Anyone Thinks It Is! Until that time rolls\nround again. Making Deliberately Juxtaposing<\/u> a wide variety of\nRudimentary Patterns<\/u>, for a clearer view of the Big\nPicture<\/u>, much more crucial than classic logic and physics\nsuggest. Cancer, for example, is not merely a genetic disease, but is\nalso related to how our genes Sometimes Adapt To The Local\nEnvironment<\/u>. Some genetic adaptations are Highly Advantageous<\/u>\nin one specific location, and a distinct disadvantage in another Or,\nEven, Flat-Out Deadly<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMore\nefficient for the specific job or, Inadvertently, Creatively\nDestructive<\/u>! As If They Were All Micro-Brain, Microscopic,\nKlingon Three Stooges<\/u>! Exactly how cancer prone an animal happens\nto be is also proportional to Their Size, And Temperature<\/u>!\nAlmost as if it were merely a complex Chemical Reaction Or, A\nVariety Of, Tiny Organic, Internal Combustion Engines<\/u>! But, ones\nwhich animate all living organisms and, sometimes, Run Amok<\/u>!\nRun Away<\/u>! The implication is that our immune system and\nreproductive systems are an extension of how every living organism,\nDoes A Drunkard’s Walk<\/u>. Expressing both phase\ntransitions and metamorphic effects, according to whichever happens\nto be more efficient in any given situation. Additionally, suggesting\nthat the two express a multifractal equation, that should reflect how\nour entire body and DNA are organized.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tNotably,\nresearchers are also Making Significant Progress<\/u> in\nunderstanding the immune system, and developing amazingly powerful\ncancer vaccines that, for the most part, can help to contain the\nchaos! Making it that much easier to deal with whatever arbitrary\ncases might still arise. It should be possible, for example, to\nvaccinate people moving to a foreign country, according to their DNA,\nto help prevent them from getting cancer, and there could be four\nuniversal vaccinations possible, that last longer and work better\nthan just using just one. Viruses themselves have turned out to be\ntiny chemical factories, that produce some of the Basic Chemistry<\/u>\nrequired for organic life as we know it. As if, they represent the\nboundary between life and death in more than one way, and cancer does\nas well. Their behavior strongly Implies Organic Life<\/u>\nleverages the inorganic, whenever its more efficient, and one without\nthe other is a contradiction, while the two must overlap in four\nrudimentary ways, and display how they become, more or less, Context\nDependent For Each Observer<\/u>. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMetaphorically\nSpeaking, The Hindu Goddess Kali<\/u> Dramatically Dances… All Of\nCreation And Destruction! In a, more or less, Super-Symmetrical\nFashion<\/u>, on her way to the Bathroom! With her six arms\nrepresenting six degrees of freedom In Her, Unbeatable, Bullshit\nKung Fu Stance<\/u>! While, the Skull Necklace<\/u> she normally\nwears should be composed of, Ah, Used Toilet Paper Rolls<\/u>! Of\ncourse, exactly how useful a metaphor that might be, ever, still\nremains debatable, and I’m working on finding other metaphors.\nAny suggestions, anything from even the Peanut Gallery<\/u>,\nanything anyone can possibly think of. Anywho<\/u>, our digestive\ntrack, for yet another example, intimately connects us to the Local\nFlora And Fauna In Unimaginable Variety And, Of Course, Keep\nDemanding Montezuma’s Revenge<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tApparently,\nsingle cell organisms are constantly asking themselves: Why Can’t\nWe All Just Get Along<\/u>? While, our elaborate immune and\nreproductive systems meet in the brain as, Yin and Yang! Implying its\ntotally pointless to ask who’s in charge around here, which waves,\namplifiers, or networks are running the show, exactly how long your\nhair grows, who just so happens to be the better dancer, Or Who\nThe Gets To Use The Damn Bathroom First<\/u>! And, Who Has The Damn\nToilet Paper<\/u>! Instead, The More Pointed Question Remains<\/u>:\nHow Do We Promote Harmony, In A Sea of Chaos<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEntanglement\nis arguably the most context dependent state of all, conveying only\nvague and self-contradictory contextual data, yet also expresses the\ngreatest possible synergy, increasing in strength factorially. Of\ncourse, according to just exactly how many particles become entangled\nin the whole affair. As if, Every Girl Has To Have Her Secrets<\/u>,\nand they’re all just really shy, and the less that anybody can\nknow about exactly what they’re all doing, The More They Can\nAccomplish<\/u>! Or, as if they were all stubborn men, who obstinately\nrefuse to ever talk about their personal feelings, much less work,\npreferring to simply bring home the bacon. Once again, it appears\nthat we are limited to merely trading information about them for\ngreater efficiency, of course, in paying it forward, to your\nlandlord, if no one else.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSuperposition<\/u>,\nis yet another highly context dependent state, where subatomic\nparticles always share the same properties, and sharing the same\nproperties among themselves, they become Indistinguishable<\/u>\nfrom any other expression of synergy. It’s possible, for\nexample, in the Double-Slit Experiment<\/u>, to get any kind of\nParticles<\/u> you might care to play with into Superposition<\/u>\nand, if you use more than two slits, it gets Even More Funky\nMonkey<\/u>! And, you can get more than just two particles into\nsuperposition, legally. However, Photons Are The Glaring Exception<\/u>\nand, no matter how many slits you use, you can only get two at a time\nin superposition. Their incredibly vague, vague, vague identity, as\ndescribed by Field Theory<\/u>, confuses the issue of\nsuper-symmetry and synergy again, just like the mass of the Higgs\nBoson<\/u> and, just like that of a black hole conflating the identity\nof it’s mass, charge, temperature, spin, and momentum.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tQuantum\nElectrodynamics Contradicts Itself<\/u>, suggesting there’s\nactually only one super-luminal electron in the universe, that just\ngets around Faster Than Light<\/u>! Theoretically, somehow, that’s\nsupposed to make sense, like any good “Roadrunner Cartoon<\/u>!”\nThis same blatant contradiction, implying reality is a cartoon,\nshould also account for it being the most Wildly Accurate Theory\nToday<\/u>! Suggesting a spectrum of the physical forces from the\nincredibly accurate, and explicitly self-contradictory cartoon, to\nthe incredibly vague and tautological, in the case of Thermodynamics\nAnd Dark Energy<\/u>. Supplying an equally simple explanation for the\n“Hierarchy Problem<\/u>”, of why the forces of nature\nappear to be so radically different in strength, yet nobody can tell\nfor sure, as reflecting the Two Faces of Janus<\/u>, and how\neverything expresses particle-wave duality as a spectrum, including\nany scales and magnitudes we might choose to examine.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAccuracy\nand Precision, Relativity and Quantum Mechanics, need must also\nexpress these same Two Faces of Janus, or particle-wave duality, that\neverything in the universe displays which, in turn, should Require\nVague Metaphoric Systems Logics<\/u>. In order for anyone to describe\nhow the two demonstrably transform into one another and,\nadditionally, how Quantum Mechanics Without Relativity Is a Complete\nOxymoron<\/u>. Electrons themselves are considered point particles,\nwith no real known size and little mass, but absorb and emit photons\nbetter than anything else, and obey the Pauli Exclusion Principle<\/u>\nwhere, despite their uber tiny size, only two at a time can occupy\nthe same orbit around an atom, and they can’t share the same\nfour identical quantum properties.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\nstark contrast, “Butterflies Are Free<\/u>!” And,\nPhotons are all believed to be vague ripples in fields, Enchanting,\nEnlightened, Ripply-Sparkly, Colorful Butterflies<\/u>! That multiply,\nflutter, and spread freely throughout the entire known universe!\nBringing The Gift Of Light To The Darkest Of Nights<\/u>! Any\nnumber of these billions, and billions, and billions, of Vague\nWavy Gravy Ripples<\/u>! Colorful Enlightened Butterflies<\/u>! Can\nshare the same properties and have no objection whatsoever to being\njammed together tightly, in large intimate groups that can mate, but\nits impossible to get more than two at a time in superposition. As If\nThey’re All Monogamous, and: Don’t Believe in Free\nLove<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMaking\nmore materialistic, and less idealistic, electrons with rest mass,\nthe opposite of photons, in almost every way, yet we apparently have\nno choice but to measure both at the same time, Playing Tom And\nJerry<\/u>. Quasi-Electrons have also been created in the lab,\ncomposed of what’s missing from this picture, and confirm that\nthey express the same properties as Normal Electrons<\/u>, assuming\nthere is such a thing! As if, attempting to confuse more idealistic\nphotons who, apparently, are not terribly picky about paying it\nforward, and take the easiest route possible. Collectively, these\nresults corroborate that electrons and photons should both Express\nThe Two Faces of Janus<\/u>! Indicating The Pauli Exclusion\nPrinciple<\/u> will eventually prove to conflate the identity of\nsuper-symmetry, geometry and dynamics, and: Get All Funky Monkey\nAgain<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nFour Forces of Nature should also turn out to express Four\nOverlapping states<\/u> of Matter and Energy, including additional\nQuasi-Forces<\/u> and Quasi-Dimensions<\/u>, capable of\nexplaining Dark Matter and Dark Energy, and resembling eigenstates\nand Virtual Particles, expressing a universal recursion in the\nprinciple of identity. Photons and electrons each display their own\ndistinctive, uniquely confusing, humble efficiency and elegant\nsimplicity, with their much preferred configuration being, Infinitely\nInflatable Indistinguishable Diversity, In Infinitely Insane\nInfantile Combinations<\/u>! Thus, ensuring that every context always\nhas a significant amount of content, or the two will transform into\none another, obeying four modified Bayesian probabilities, Blurring\nInto One<\/u>… <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tElectrons\ntypically form a Fermi Fluid, That Drips, While Photons Prefer To\nDonate Plasma<\/u>. As if, they’re the quintessential quantum\nmechanical versions of a liquid and a Gas, Condensing, Like\nCondensed Milk, And Evaporating<\/u> in every way imaginable or, as\nif, the Big Bang, and everything else: Is The Result Of God\nConstantly Farting<\/u>! Implying Boyle’s Law<\/u>, in\nparticular, also needs to be reformulated as systems logic, which can\nexpress both phase transitions and metamorphic effects, and can\nexplain E=MC(2)<\/u> in more organic terms, such as farting.\nContexts which, most assuredly, are incredibly vague, vague, vague,\nand require a Rectal Thermometer<\/u>, so you can at least measure\nthe temperature. Proving that, in Thermodynamics, information is more\nfundamental than energy, requiring an entirely new formulation of\nInformation Theory<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tCollating\nthe data for a wide variety of particles, for both Superposition and\nthe Pauli Exclusion Principle, should therefore reveal the\nfundamental particles, of normal matter, collectively express a\ndistinctive Fractal Dragon<\/u> pattern, and Bosons, such as\nPhotons, should express a more humble wave-like Mandelbrot<\/u>\npattern. An experiment just revealed that, contrary to the current\nprevailing opinion, Bosons sometimes behave like Fermions, which make\nup normal matter, or Hadrons. By elaborating on the Fractal Dragon,\nit should therefore be possible to expand upon the more subtle\nMandelbrot. Similarly, having no real sense of humor themselves,\ngovernments have been rushing to classify and censor, anything\nremotely like mathematical and physical comedy. Compelling anyone\nworking in the public domain, to climb out further on a limb, for\nover half a century, while they erect their enormous house of cards.\nAttempting to censor half of reality, while daring anyone to knock it\ndown!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWater\nhas been called the “Yin-Yang” molecule and should\nprovide additional unique insights into how the Fractal Dragon\nmanifests, across any scales and magnitudes, producing the equally\nenormous variety of distinctive states of matter, which have yet to\nall be classified. The cyclones on Jupiter display a similar pattern,\nof a six and five fold multifractal equation, with the south pole\nsurrounded by a pentagonal formation, and the north pole a hexagon.\nThe two patterns can be thought of as an emergent effect, of Jupiter\nbeing so large that it radiates more energy than it collects.\nPossibly shedding light on how geometry and dynamics progressively\nexchange identities, with experiments indicating that, at extreme\npressures, water becomes a solid ice, a metallic conductor of\nhydrogen ions. Some like it hot, some like it cold, but water really\nlikes to go with the flow, even in the most extreme situations! Yet,\nthe more extreme the heat and pressure becomes, the more clearly it\ndisplays the Two Faces of Janus, as both a solid and a liquid while,\nat colder temperatures and lower pressures, there are at least seven\nknown types of ice, with the behavior of water exhibiting its own\nparticle-wave spectrum. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTheoretically,\nthe combined multifractal composed of Fermions and Bosons, can\nsubsequently be used to reconcile Relativity and quantum mechanics,\nand explain Dark Energy and Dark Matter, by expanding on the Standard\nTheory. However, in order For Mere Lowly Mortals<\/u>, Such As\nOurselves, To Even Begin To Dream<\/u> of Ever Truly Coming To\nAppreciate, some of the more Divinely Inspired Depths<\/u>, out of\nbillions, and billions, and billions of, deeper still, Profoundly\nDeep, Deepest Of All Do-Do Depths<\/u>! And, As Yet<\/u>, Unplumbed,\nFathomless Depths<\/u>! Beyond, All Human Imagination<\/u>! Requires\nThe Fine Art of Anarchistic Facilitation<\/u>! When the light bulb\ncomes on, and you can see that the Big Picture<\/u> actually has a\npattern, of sorts…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAll\nOf This, Stubbornly Persistent, Salaciously Profound Confusion<\/u>,\nAnd Widespread Panic In The Streets<\/u>! Over simple symmetry, that’s\nsometimes just in bad taste, should eventually Substantiate And\nTransubstantiate Specific Emergent Effects<\/u>! Produced by a giant\nblack hole and, ultimately, can be attributed to its synergy, mass,\nand centrifugal force. As if, all black holes represent one and the\nsame Bottomless Pit<\/u>! Which could possibly form a Magical\nRabbit Hole<\/u> leading to Wonderland, Or Just To More Crap<\/u>,\nbut nobody can tell for sure, and it could also be a heat pump, or: A\nComposting Toilet, Explaining God’s Farts<\/u>! Worse still, possibly,\nThe Highway To Hell, For All Anyone Can Tell<\/u>! A Magical\nSpinning Vortex, Beyond The Outer Limits of Human Imagination<\/u>!\nWhere scales and magnitudes frequently overlap, exchanging\nidentities, During The Commercial Break<\/u>, while introducing\nsurprising emergent effects into the plot, and enforcing a confusing,\n“Goldilocks Principle of Murphy’s Law<\/u>”, or\nparticle-wave duality, Somewhere, In The Twilight Zone<\/u>… <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAny\nmetaphysical extreme will produce their opposite with, for example,\nour two best metaphysical theories, Newtonian Mechanics and\nRelativity, expressing their own particle-wave duality as a spectrum.\nRanging from the incredibly Vague, Vague, Vague, Vaguely\nTautological, To The Blatantly Self-Contradictory, And Laughable<\/u>.\nAmong other things, making it possible to physically model, how it\nyet remains impossible, to ever measure a perfectly straight line, or\na perfect circle. Explaining, Why Parallel Lines Always Converge\nMathematically<\/u>! Slight ionic temperature and charge differentials\nhave proven to be instrumental, causing the inner solar system to\nrotate much slower than the outer planets and, also, likely explains\nthe electromagnetic torus surrounding giant black holes and, other,\nmore widely established observations. Astronomers Tend To Be\nRomantics, And Prefer To Dream Big<\/u>: Even When It Comes To The\nSlightest Electrical Charges<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nfirst photograph of entangled particles shows Two Opposed\nBrush-Stroke Arcs<\/u>, forming a “Cat’s Eye<\/u>”\nor a “Human Eye<\/u>” shape, resembling an Egyptian\nHieroglyph.<\/u> Where a context without any significant content is a\ncomplete oxymoron, as it becomes increasingly difficult to\ndistinguish between what is spacetime, and what are the two particles\nyet, they still retain the distinct possibility of their image\nrepresenting: Two Ruggedly Independent Particles<\/u>! That have no\nknown particular shape and, simultaneously, may also exist everywhere\nuntil measured, yet, if you entangle two within a finite volume of\nspace, they start to resemble Tom And Jerry, Running In Elliptical\nCircles<\/u>! Of Course, At The Speed Of Light<\/u>! Giving Even\nThe Road Runner, A Run For His Money<\/u>! Whether Entangled Or Not,\nWhether Independent Or Not, They Resemble A Cartoon Again, Or Static\nOn Your TV! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSignificantly,\nthe striking eye-shape of the image begs the additional question, of\nwhether the observer is staring back at themselves or, whether The\nCheshire Cat Is Real<\/u>! Similarly, on Star Trek, "The Next\nGeneration", the character Q never describes Karma as his one\nlimitation yet, He Will Occasionally Flash Mischievous Grins<\/u>!\nRevealing the truth that he is only pretending to be upset, while the\nCheshire Cat Never Stops Grinning, in order to hide the truth better,\nwith only the usual twinkle in his eye giving away his true identity,\nas part of the Collective Unconscious. Making any Photographs Of\nEntanglement<\/u> vague, vague, vague metaphorical images, as much as,\nthey are real and, at that, images hinting at how time itself can be\nconsidered, simultaneously, real and imaginary.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tImplying\na Singularity, where the observer themselves ultimately remains the\nkey to understanding quantum mechanics better. We could very well see\nsomething similar, with the upcoming LISA Gravity Wave Telescope<\/u>,\npeering all the way back to the Big Bang. An extensive survey, for\nsimilar vague metaphorical results, should eventually reveal a\nparadoxical version of, “The Story of Goldilocks<\/u>”,\nwhile I’m dying to hear the end of the story myself. For its\npart, a black hole dramatically wraps spacetime around itself like a\nTwisted Blanket<\/u>, and has both spin and centrifugal force,\nwhile Centrifugal Force<\/u> appears to be almost a bonafide force,\nbut not quite, and has been linked to the mass of the proton,\nimplying it can be thought of as a, “Quasi-Force<\/u>”,\nNot The Real Deal, Like On Star Wars But, Another Clear Way To\nMeasure The Truth Itself As Being 125% Efficient, Thus, Lending\nEntirely New Meaning To "Just Right!<\/u>"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tA\nproton’s internal quarks move at the speed of light, yet its\nshape is elliptical, and not a perfect circle, suggesting again that\ncentrifugal force and spin confuse the issue of super-symmetry,\nvarying across vast scales and magnitudes. And, They Really Mean\nIt This Time<\/u>! With protons appearing to have both external\ninteger spin, and internal centrifugal force, or internal issues,\nresembling a black hole, with both being considered practically\nimmortal, and possessing two event horizons. As if everything is\nultimately composed of “Quantum Gyroscopes<\/u>”, while\nour galaxy consists of two counter-rotating disks, surrounding a\ngiant black hole. Implying everything resembles an, Elliptical\nGyroscope And Funky Plasma Lamp, Complete With LEDs<\/u>! The other\nside of the Big Bang could turn out to be a counter-rotating\nanti-matter version of our own universe, Lit Up Like a Christmas\nTree Ornament<\/u>! The ellipse would be tiny, like the earth’s orbit,\nand you’d never notice the two universes wobbling like giant\ntops, around the Big Bang! Certainly not in four dimensions and, in\nfact, spacetime has turned out to be much flatter than General\nRelativity can account for. Apparently: Gyroscopic Relativistic\nSpacetime Can Do The Watusi, Heating Up As You Accelerate<\/u>!\nTripping The Light Fantastic<\/u>! Showing The Luminescent\nAether How Its Done<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nAlong with the Navier-Stokes Equations For Our Turbulent Times<\/u>,\nBar Room Brawls Not Included<\/u>, All Of These More Ostentatious\nSpinning Tops, Plasma Lamps, And Shiny Christmas Tree Ornaments<\/u>!\nArbitrarily spinning, colliding, and dancing all around the universe,\nat relativistic speeds, while Flying Away Towards The Nearest\nExit<\/u>! May play a key role in determining, just exactly, how its\npossible to distinguish between mass and energy, gravity and inertia,\nKinetic Energy And Radiant Heat, Democrats And Republicans<\/u>!\nBut, more importantly, in determining how the principle of identity,\nProgressively Vanishes Down The Nearest Convenient Rabbit Hole, Or\nPublic Toilet, Of Your Personal Preference<\/u>… on any given\noccasion. “Predator-Prey Statistics<\/u>", from\nevolutionary biology, Some Gotta Win, Some Gotta Lose, Some Days\nYou Get The Bear And, Some Days<\/u>: Yogi Bear And Boo-Boo Get The\nBetter Of You<\/u>! Have unexpectedly proven effective for modeling\nSmall Vortexes, Tiny Mobile Whirligigs<\/u> In Plasma Physics, and\ncould reflect how any comprehensive models for matter and energy must\nInclude Vaguely, Vaguely, Vaguely, Ah, Organic Elements, As Well\nAs, Much More Explicitly Mechanical Ones<\/u>. Suggesting that, using\nsystems logics to invert their mechanics and organics or, Doing\nThe Funky Monkey, The Bump, And The Time Warp Again<\/u>! Its\nPossible To Glean Exciting New Insights<\/u>! Into, Generation\nAfter Generation, Of Generic Gentile Gyroscopic Gravitational\nGyrations, Dancing Delightfully Between Invisible Moonbeams, As Well\nAs, Plato’s Harmony Of The Spheres<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tClassic\nChaos Theory<\/u> applies to macroscopic systems, and was originally\nsuccessful in demonstrating that its possible to measure how chaos\nemerges from order, only to recently establish that, Surprise<\/u>!\nOrder inevitably emerges from chaos, Rather Quickly At That<\/u>!\nThe latest experiment has indicated that protons are maximally\nentangled, meaning Their Thermodynamics Resemble A Black Hole<\/u>,\nor your checkbook. Corroborating all of the other Absolutely\nRidiculous<\/u>! Physical, linguistic, and mathematical evidence,\nstill piling up after more than a century! Into what is, undeniably,\nA Rather Intimidating Mountain of The Most Damning\nInstitutionalized Crap Imaginable<\/u>! All of which has progressively\nindicated, that what modern science is now confronting, In No\nUncertain Terms<\/u>! Is a universal recursion in the principle of\nidentity and, Soon Enough<\/u>! Nothing Will Ever Be The Same\nAgain<\/u>! Considering the state of the world today, we can all\nsafely assume, that’s a step in the right direction. Now, where\ndid that Pinkie go<\/u>…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\nanother experiment, related to quantum computing, the results have\nsuggested this same conclusion that: Spin Is Funda-Mental<\/u>!\nAnd, Loopy Temporal Dynamics Might Rule The Day<\/u>! With their\nexperimental results indicating that quantum computers can be made\nMuch More Robust<\/u>, if they’re designed to favor the spin\nof particles. Weebles Wobble, But They Don’t Fall Down<\/u>!\nLikewise, recent measurements of Muon Precession Rates<\/u>, have\nindicated that their wobbly spin could possibly involve a fifth force\nof nature. Which should turn out to be spacetime itself imposing a\nquasi geometric effect, one that’s just barely measurable, but can’t\nbe clearly distinguished from a force. Similar, to how gravity\nmanifests on macroscopic scales, as both a force and rubber sheets,\nleaving it up to the observer to decide what is a force or a\ngeometric effect. While, supporting both views, to varying degrees,\nover vast scales and magnitudes, and repeating the same basic\npatterns.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tGravity\npulling us down on our ass, appears to be a rather straight forward\napplication of force, that doesn’t involve any Rubber Sheets And\nLubricants<\/u>! Just as a circle can, theoretically, be composed of\nan infinite number of Infinitely Tiny Straight Lines<\/u>! Whether\nyou view something as a force or a geometric effect, appears to\nlargely depend on your mass, proximity, and acceleration. Neither\nspace nor time alone makes any damn sense without the other, ensuring\nthe two exclude any metaphysical extremes. As a result, both circles\nand straight lines have their quantum limits, which should prove to\nbe the same as our mortal fallibility. Other researchers have used\nthe equivalent of “Quantum Shock Absorbers<\/u>”, to\nsuccessfully isolate individual atoms, from thermal and acoustic\nnoise, and it could be that a combination of quantum and classical\napproaches are required, For The Best Performance In Any Dance<\/u>!\nWith classic logic being more efficient 1\/4 of the time, and quantum\nsystems Up To 125% Efficient<\/u>, and incredibly vague about just\nexactly how they manage that… Neuromorphic Reservoir Computers<\/u>\ncan handle both simultaneously, and you can claim its all, “Movie\nMagic<\/u>”, and nobody will ever be able to prove you wrong.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBoth\nexperiments imply that Phonons<\/u>, or quanta of sound and heat,\nmay also play a significant role and hint that, within the Timeless\nHarmony of The Spheres, Might, Just Possibly be, Incredibly Faint,\nFaint, Faint, Yet Faintest Of All, Darkest Of All Known Dark Shadows<\/u>:\nDark Energy<\/u>! Which could represent Anti-Gravity<\/u>! Or,\nwhat half the world knows as, “The Great Void<\/u>”,\nfrom whence all the myriad good things doth spring forth. Including,\nThe Graceful Lilting Silences<\/u>! Reaching All The Way Out To\nInfinity, To Eternity And Beyond All Human Imagination<\/u>! Way\nFar Out<\/u>… Far, Far, Removed From The Petty Measurements, And\nEveryday Mundane Concerns, Of Any Of The Existing Galaxies<\/u>!\nContent to just sprawl out all over the place, Cloaking And\nSmothering The Seemingly Endless<\/u>, astronomically long and empty,\nCold And Lonely Nights<\/u>! Night After Night After Night After\nNight<\/u>! Suspended between the ever so soft notes of, The\nMajestic, Effervescent, Providential And Divine<\/u>,\npanoramic-sweeping, all-encompassing, Heavenly Glory<\/u>, of the\nsparkly-glittery Galactic Super-Clusters, Illuminating the Entire\nVisible Universe<\/u>! Or, accompanying a joke that leaves everyone\nspeechless… <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDark\nMatter<\/u> interacts weakly with ordinary matter, and seems to move\nin odd ways, like Mercury<\/u>, or a Hydraulic Fluid<\/u>,\nclustering around Black Holes<\/u> and outside galaxies. Implying\nit may respond differently to Dark Energy<\/u>. Trading some of its\nability to interact with normal matter, for the ability to interact\nwith Dark Energy<\/u>, almost as if it were composed of\n“Ectoplasm<\/u>!" Likewise, the rotation of the Spiral\nGalaxies<\/u> may not obey Newton’s Laws of Motion either, and\nappear to possibly obey Morphogenic Fields<\/u>, or involve complex\nThermodynamics, thoroughly confusing the identity of what is a\ndimension, just like fuzzy logic. Yet, What All Of These More Ghostly\nTitillating Quasi-Organic Topologies<\/u>, And More Heated\nGenuflecting Gesticulating Gynormous Grandiose Gaudy Grinding\nGlittery Glow-In-The-Dark Generic Gyroscopic Gentile Christmas Tree\nOrnaments, Funky Plasma Lamps, Hydraulic Fluids, Quick Silver, And\nEven Weirder Ectoplasm<\/u>… Would All Collectively Suggest! Is that\nthe more extreme, and Hardcore<\/u>, any extreme hardcore scale or\nmagnitude, The More Self-Contradictory And Incredibly Vague,\nVague, Vague, Vague, And Wishy-Washy, Metaphorical, Or Flat Out\nImpossible To Believe<\/u>… Everything Becomes, Sometimes, All At\nOnce!<\/u> Very much like Politicians! And, similarly, all too\nfrequently painfully so, for each and every observer, including\nanyone unfortunate enough to be left behind in the, Cosmology\nDepartment Peanut Gallery<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThink\nVan Goethe’s “Starry, Starry, Night<\/u>”,\nre-interpreted for The Worst Possible Saturday Morning Cartoons\nImaginable<\/u>! At Superluminal Speeds<\/u>, besides Tachyons\npossibly being indistinguishable from Virtual Particles, that will\nmelt out your eyes as you disintegrate, time and distance themselves\nsimply no longer exist, while a black hole resembles a toilet, a heat\npump, a plasma lamp, Or, Even A Giant Dyson Vacuum Swallowing A\nDyson Sphere<\/u>! And, a really weird rabbit hole leading to\nWonderland, Where We Can All Give Birth to Yertle-the-Turtle’s\nBaby Universe<\/u>! On The Freeway Of Love, Driving Through The\nTunnel of Love<\/u>! Implying Black Holes are somehow both imaginary,\nor metaphorical objects, that also happen to be real objects and,\nsimilar to a shadow, can sometimes depend on the observer, to ensure\nthey have any meaningful content whatsoever, while the same can be\nsaid to be true for the universe as a whole, including ourselves. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTo\nparaphrase the great Sherlock Holmes, “Once you have\neliminated the impossible, whatever remains, can only be highly\nimprobable<\/u>!” Whenever nobody is looking, the rest of the\nuniverse may as well not exist, as far as our minds and measuring\ninstruments are concerned but, every context requiring a significant\namount of content, ensures that everything must still appear to make\nsome sort of sense, whenever we choose to peek at the rest of the\nuniverse again. Which is always ever so much greater than\nimagination, or Far Worse Than Any Had Dared To Fear<\/u>!\nElucidating, how nature can be described as not merely random, or\nelegant but, also, humorous and embodying novelty itself, and our own\nendless capacity for curiosity and wonder. Sometimes, expressing what\nhippies, and countless others, like to call, “Sparkle<\/u>”.\n(Ooooh, Shiny<\/u>!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWe\nappear to inhabit a Magical Fairy Tale Goldilocks Universe, Within\nA Singularity<\/u>, expressing the Two Faces of Janus in everything,\nwhich I consider extremely novel myself, if not particularly all\nthat, Enchantingly Bubbly And Sparkly<\/u>! Nevertheless, leaving a\ntheory of everything, as the only way to ultimately reconcile the\nrather large number of vague and contradictory observations, coming\nfrom both physics and astronomy. Of course, by scrupulously examining\nthe Big Picture! Upon occasion, In Excruciating Detail<\/u>…\nBeing a married man himself, Socrates advised, “Know\nThyself, There’s No Shame In It<\/u>!" And, remember, classic\nlogic Being Exclusive, Doesn’t Always Promote Happy Unions<\/u>.\nOnly by carefully documenting how the two grammars of English\nactually work, does it become possible for us to, Expand Upon The\nLaws of Thought<\/u>! In Plain English Anyway! Classic logic simply\ncannot describe humor, self-organizing systems, Novelty, Sparkle,\nOr The "Big Picture<\/u>!" Perhaps to no one’s\nsurprise, The Widely Accepted Laws of Thought Are A Few Thousand\nYears Out Of Date<\/u>! While, in my opinion, they should include\nsomething about using a stupid dictionary and, of course: How To\nShare Your Words And Play Nice Dammit<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnywho,\nin contrast, the simplest default topology, A Doughnut Hole\nWithout The Donuts<\/u>, fits the current observations, If They\nMake Strong Enough Coffee<\/u>! And, is more syntropic, or fatalistic,\nappearing to require at least four dimensions to account for geometry\nalone. Inside, what could possibly be, a universe sized Borg Cube<\/u>!\nWhich Einstein compared to a “Flawless Jewel<\/u>” but,\ncan also be compared to a “Gumby Blockhead<\/u>”, if\nyou believe in “Cosmic Consciousness<\/u>”, and is\ncommonly referred to as a “Monoblock Universe<\/u>”,\nmore frequently compared to Legos. One World, One Monoblock Lego\nGumby Borg Blockhead, Seven Of Nine, Sublime Perfection Of Alpha And\nOmega And, Cosmic Cubic Collective Consciousness<\/u>! Such a complex,\n“Alpha Gauge Configuration<\/u>”, can often be seen on\nthe Star Trek Voyager series and, again, strongly suggests that,\nSeven Out Of Nine Dental Fairies Recommend That, With Proper Care<\/u>:\nSix Inches Can Be Equal To A Foot<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAdditionally,\nrequiring something along the lines of a Quasi-Fifth Dimension,\nEmanating From Somewhere In The Age Of Aquarius<\/u>! A\nQuasi-Force, Coming From A Hidden Rebel Base<\/u>! Temporarily\nLocated Somewhere In The Florida Swamps<\/u>, and the quantum\nwave-function, coming from Schrodinger’s Cat, Coughing Up\nHair-Balls<\/u>! Or, whatever the hell’s missing from this\npicture, and is a common way for beginners to learn to recognize the\nmore inclusive and symmetrical perspective of eight dimensions, in a\nsingularity. With its most rudimentary model being that of a\nsuper-efficient toilet, which can be used to model phenomena such as\nsuperconductivity, superfluidity, and Bose-Einstein Condensates. And,\nshould form a torus, obeying modified Bayesian Probabilities,\nsuggesting 3D topological room temperature superconductors are\npossible, and similar Disturbingly Disruptive Technology, such as\nanti-gravity devices, as all requiring the universal geometry of\nparticle-wave duality. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhich,\nmakes even less sense, unless you happen to be particularly fond of\nbullseye targets, squishy marshmallows, blobs, and spherical-cubes\nbut, somehow, still indicates that it should be possible to\nestablish, once and for all that, If You Have Too Much Time On\nYour Hands, There Ain’t No Rhyme For Oranges<\/u>! Anywho,\nregardless of whatever kind of miserable overall physical shape, our\nlowbrow fairy tale universe, just so happens to be in, which many\nhave suggested more closely resembles God Farting<\/u>! Or, An\nExploding Pile Of Hot Shit<\/u>! Nonetheless, as the vast\nMindbogglingly Gynormous Gyrating Multitude<\/u> of giant black\nholes, quasars, galaxies, and super-clusters have all consolidated,\nand their rotation and arrangements have, ever so painstakingly and\nfastidiously, Slowly And Pitifully<\/u>, attempted to stabilize\nover the eons: Dark Energy Seems To Be Pushing Everything Apart\nFaster<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tImplying\nthe “Anti-Gravity<\/u>” of Dark Energy is the Initial\nCreative Impetus Or, Tinnie-Tiny Tender Spark, That Ignited The Big\nBang<\/u>! What some Tribes call, "The Spark Within, Which Can\nNever Die<\/u>!" Responsible, among other things, for extreme\nflatulence. Still expanding to this day, and may yet remain the\nultimate source of gravity, created by confining the energy of\nanti-gravity locally, inside the mass of rotating particles and\nspinning black holes. As they rapidly condensed out of the Hot\nSticky Quark Gluon Soup, Served On Deep Space Nine<\/u>! Which\noriginated in the early universe, in a low rent galaxy, Where They\nGot It Dirt Cheap<\/u>, but it required remodeling, and extensive\nventilation duct work alone, to eliminate the lingering smell of\nburnt fur.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nsheer diversity of all these observations, including those for the\nindividual masses of other particles, collectively suggests that,\nsimilar to electrical charges, Gravity And Anti-Gravity<\/u> could\npossibly both cooperate and compete with one another, in a variety of\ncomplex ways, over vast scales and magnitudes. Enigmatically, Taoists\nlike to say, “Gravity Is The Source Of Lightness!<\/u>”\nOr, "Fart And Be Happy<\/u>!" To this day, the Chinese\nstill swear the ancients sometimes flew through the air, sitting on\ntiny clouds, while people would commonly hike on a particular\nmountain, just to watch them. As if, they were all bird watching,\nwhile holding their noses! Believe it or not, I’ve come across\nat least two people, who swear they’ve seen someone levitate a\nfew feet off the floor and, assuming Dark Energy<\/u> can be\nconsidered the origin of the Big Bang, it should make Anti-Gravity\ndevices possible. God alone can have his cake and eat it too! With\nhis farts smelling like roses if he wants, but a little technology\ngoes a long way for the rest of us! Theoretically, technology along\nthe same lines of James Blish’s resonant, “Spin\nDizzies<\/u>!" In his classic science fiction novel, “Cities\nin Flight<\/u>!” However, if Tokyo flies through the air,\nspinning like a top with a dynamo hum, you know damned well Godzilla\ncan’t be far behind, and: Anti-Gravity, Must Come At A\nPrice<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tInformation\nitself should commonly display additional unrecognized relativistic\neffects which, due to their particle-wave duality, Need Must\nInevitably, And Quite Abruptly<\/u>, Transform Into A Singularity<\/u>!\nExpressing both humorous and magical appearing results. The common\nHallucination Of “Casper the Ghost<\/u>” style cartoon\nfigures, laughing inside a numeral zero on a touch pad or whatever,\nis a simple example I cover again in a later chapter, while our\nRainbow Warrior Poetry<\/u> is a much more complex one. However,\nthey both express noteworthy extremes of humble efficiency and\nelegant simplicity, which can produce surprising emergent quantum\neffects, that beg the question as to what is reality. The “Casper\nthe Ghost” style figures, are classic representations of the\nhumor of the Collective Unconscious<\/u>, while their Compelling\nLaughter Confuses People, Because Its The Sparkling Laughter Of Small\nChildren<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhich\nis increasingly rare in our modern world, and less infectious, but no\nless compelling. No matter how often we might deny it, the truth is\nalways more attractive and efficient, But, The Occasional White\nLie Can Still Save Your Life<\/u>! Or, At Least, Your Sanity<\/u>!\nSchrodinger’s Cat was merely isolated inside a box, but efficiency,\nsuper-symmetry, and the principle of identity appear to be the more\npointed issues. The greater the humble efficiency and elegant\nsimplicity, that any energy and information might clearly convey,\nupon any given occasion, the more self-contradictory and incredibly\nvague, vague, vague, or metaphorical, any other information about\nthem becomes.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMusic\nTheory Is A Particularly Apt Example<\/u>, which can be used to\ndescribe Information Theory as a self-organizing system; explaining\nhow grammar is related to the proximity of syntax in the brain, how\nthe brain categorizes everything and, additionally, how academic\nlinguists like Noam Chomsky have systematically butchered natural\nlanguage! By merely emphasizing the silences between the notes, as\ncapable of illiciting any emotion, such as suspense, Music Theory can\ndescribe even simple songs, like “Twinkle, Twinkle Little\nStar<\/u>” and “Lullaby<\/u>”, as presenting\nmodest examples of humble efficiency and elegant simplicity. These\ntwo particular songs form a circle that repeats, with each imposing\ntheir own distinctive, "Sub-Types<\/u>" of emotional\ngravity and inertia which, to go along with all of their drama,\nDemand A Peanut Gallery<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHinting\nthat, in a universal recursion, music can be considered a universal\npattern matching language, and another expression of how the greater\ntruth organizes everything, across vast scales and magnitudes. For\nexample, abstract language can sometimes become indistinguishable\nfrom Jazz<\/u>. Language, mathematics, music, and aesthetics, all\nuse the same parts of the brain, pointedly suggesting, as do the\nforces of nature themselves, that they express their own\nparticle-wave duality and spectrum, or intrinsic geometry. Plato’s\n“Harmony of the Spheres”<\/u>, must also express\nparticle-wave duality, and prove to be every bit as humorous as it is\nelegant, demonstrating how balance is restored, whenever harmony is\nlost. Virtually every classical music score obeys some sort a\ndramatic variation on a Fractal Dragon <\/u>equation, with\nBeethoven’s Work<\/u> being one of the more obvious examples, of a\nmuch more logical and orderly, assertive recursive five fold Fractal\nDragon pattern, which is capable of also producing equally humorous\nones, that more closely resemble a four fold Mandelbrot. How humble\nand infantile their overall geometry becomes, is a measure of how\nanything can reflect particle-wave duality, and the universal\ngeometry of the Singularity.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEarly\nin his career, Stevie Wonder<\/u> became famous for his harmonica\nplaying, due his ability to make you Swear<\/u> you can hear\nadditional notes, between the actual notes he’s playing. The\nsame as all the anomalous particle results in physics, or Jerry\nGarcia’s Guitar<\/u> if you’re a Dead-Head, or Just\nTripping, Like The Do-Dah Man<\/u>! These particular observations are\nlow in entropy, with their pervasive existence indicating: Goldilocks\nSimply Can’t Lie Convincingly Anymore<\/u>! And, 42 really is as\ngood as it gets. Physicists like to joke, “It’s\nTurtles All the Way Down Baby<\/u>!” And, of course, Newtonian\nMechanics imply they could all very well be right, while songs like\nTwinkle, Twinkle Little Star<\/u> can be used for a horror movie\nsoundtrack, as well as, to put a baby to sleep. Their extreme context\ndependency supplies an equally simple explanation for why\nprofessional comedians still commonly complain, to this very day,\nthat they can’t tell how a joke will go over from one audience\nto the next. And, For Six Inches To Be Equal To A Foot, It Helps\nTo Have Perfect Timing In Your Delivery<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSuch\ncommonplace observations, provide an additional plausible\nexplanation, for how our own emotions can sometimes be considered\nsimultaneously vague and explicit, and how “The Monster\nGroup<\/u>”, in theories such as E8, display their own\nidiosyncratic relativistic contextual effects, that border on\nspiritual experiences. Apparently, inducing pattern matching, by\nconflating the identity of language and mathematics, due to their\nspecific “Metaphoric Logic<\/u>”. Or, the humble\nefficiency and elegant simplicity, expressed within the complexity of\ntheir symmetry, causing them to start to resemble Pi or,\nembarrassingly, A Naked Singularity<\/u>! Where a context without\nany significant content is a complete oxymoron, and: Your Mind And\nBrain Simply Refuse To Go There<\/u>! Hinting that its possible to\nEnhance The Effect<\/u> for mathematicians, by putting theories\nlike E8 to music, and testing them for use as, Meditation and\nHypnosis Aids<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSeven,\nOut Of Possibly Nine<\/u>, distinct stages of consciousness have\nalready been documented, in Sensory Deprivation Experiments<\/u>,\nincluding one that resembles A Cartoon<\/u>, with the final stage\nbeing: Identical To A Screen Saver<\/u>! Composed of a nonstop\nparade of perfectly symmetrical geometric objects, That Only Bill\nGates Could Ever Consider A Work Of Art<\/u>! Quite possibly, theories\nlike E8 could provide crucial insight, into how to use screen savers\nto exercise your neurons, massage, and reboot your brain, while\nstimulating the old creatives juices! Of course, Using Microsoft\nOffice Programs<\/u>! Which I Cover In Juicy Detail As I Go Along<\/u>!\nQuite Simply, By Connecting The Dots<\/u>! Between logic and humor,\ngeometry and dynamics, as all extremely Context Dependent, Mama’s\nBoys<\/u>! And, in later chapters, I recount the sad tale of how Poor\nDr Seuss Had No Clue<\/u>! His books express cutting-edge mathematics,\nwhich are now being, Used To Design<\/u>: Deadlier Weapons of\nMass Destruction<\/u>! See "Jane’s Catalog<\/u>" for\nprices and details. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\nthe spirit of, “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Whatever\nYou Do, Just Don’t Go There<\/u>!” Quanta, have proven to,\nsomehow, be capable of Moving<\/u> simultaneously forward and\nbackward through time. Of course, normally, we only measure quanta\nfor pragmatic purposes and, otherwise, have little or no use for\ndwelling upon whether time might occasionally flow backwards, while\nflowing simultaneously both ways is, Humanly Inconceivable<\/u>!\nEach observer must still decide for themselves what makes sense, yet\nneither a backwards, random, nor fated universe makes more than the\nMost Superficial Abstract Sense<\/u>, implying yet again that the\narrow of time we normally perceive is merely the default, that\neveryone shares, or is compelled to share.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nWe Few, We Happy Few<\/u>! We Are A Band of Brothers<\/u>!\nAll-too-well-aware unto ourselves, if nothing else, it was the best\nof times, it was the worst of times, it was simultaneously the most\nboring and way too interesting of times, it was the winter of our\ndiscontent, it was the relief of knowing the truth, for it was the\nfountain spring of eternal youth! And, the joyful liberation of being\nfree at last, free at last! For it was the time of all of humanity\nfinally coming to consensus, that nobody could even agree upon the\ntime of day! Thus, ensuring everyone always had all the free time in\nthe world which, of course, each would pay dearly for, each and every\ntime! And, why nobody ever seemed to actually have the correct time\nstill, everyone always agreed without a second thought, it was the\nright time to spend more time saving daylight savings time and, of\ncourse, it was that time of the month, it was that time of the\nseason! For It Was A Maddening Time Without GPS, Rhyme, or Reason<\/u>!\nYet, The Times Remained, But The Fire Within Which We Burned<\/u>:\nAnd, The Unforgiving Ice<\/u>! Within Which, All Of Our Minds\nWent Numb<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nIf you argue that the principle of the excluded middle must apply to\neverything, you can bang your head against the wall forever, just\nlike the mathematicians exploring theories like E8 and String Theory.\nAlready, one String Theorist has thrown his hands in the air in\nsymbolic surrender, and switched to a different field of research\naltogether, when his own mathematics implied that a larger than\nastronomical number of String Theories<\/u>, each in turn, Ever\nSo Much More Hauntingly Beautiful Than The Last<\/u>! Can explain\nlife, the universe, and everything even more elegantly… However,\nFear Not! For No Man Is An Island<\/u>! Rest Assured<\/u>! In a\n“Magical Fairy Tale Universe”, Love and Sparkling\nLaughter Can Easily Overcome,<\/u> Any Hate, Anger, And Sorrow or,\nindeed, Anyone’s More Righteous Indignation<\/u>! Or, Even Mr\nSpock’s Best Anal Retentive Vulcan Logic<\/u>! Inspiring,\nGreater Harmonious Global Synchronization<\/u>! Like a bowel movement\nthat requires no effort, or what Karl Jung struggled to describe as\n“Synchronicity<\/u>!” Which, once again, in a\nMetaphorical Goldilocks Universe<\/u>, must be capable of\nexpressing humor as well as beauty, while inspiring all of humanity\nto periodically question the meaning of life! And, whether fairy\ntales, creativity, and novelty, are really all they’re cracked\nup to be!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHippies\nlike to say, “Whenever Harmony Is Lost, Balance Will Be\nRestored<\/u>!” Thirty or more Hippies will sometimes all shout\nit out in unison, at idiots foolishly arguing in public at a,\n“Rainbow Gathering<\/u>!" And, of course, it works every\ntime. Demonstrating, to everyone’s satisfaction, the true power\nof Collective Values<\/u>! Such as, sharing your words, and The\nDamned Playground<\/u>! Synchronicity is harmonious by definition,\nwhile harmony neither acts nor reasons, and doesn’t distinguish\nbetween humor and beauty, any more than a shadow does, with both\nbeing extremely context dependent. Wishy-Washy<\/u> in many\nrespects but, They Always Demand You Pay It Forward, Up Front,\nCash On The Barrel Head<\/u>! Not Catholic Style, which is after the\nfact. Rather than requiring any more elaborate explanations, ancient\nmystical secrets, or Refined Aesthetic Sensibilities<\/u>,\ncomprehending Jungian Synchronicity begins with nurturing and\ncultivating A Line Of Credit<\/u>! And, a minimum checking account\nbalance. For some, harmony can become synonymous with Financial\nEntanglement<\/u>! And, The Greater Context, The Greater Truth, or\ntheir checking account balance, promoting greater synergy and\nsynchronicity! As I explain throughout this book, academics are not\neven remotely unique in treating Humor As Taboo<\/u>, the banks do\ntoo, but they play a central role in suppressing humor in the modern\nworld, along with the banks.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDue\nto humor being more subtle, personal, and egalitarian, to varying\ndegrees, all of our cultures and institutions have progressively\nsuppressed, and dismissed, the importance of such things as fuzzy\nlogic, linguistic analysis, and our own innate Sense Of Humor<\/u>.\nIn favor of The Three Stooges Making Much Faster Progress<\/u>, by\nfunding much more abstract classic logic, physics, and mathematics.\nAfter two thousand years, they’re finally maturing, Like A\nRetirement Fund<\/u>, and have proven to be incredibly useful and\naccurate but, unfortunately, they’ve also turned out to be\nWoefully Inadequate For Describing Over Half Of The World Around\nUs<\/u>! All-too-often horribly inefficient, and entirely misleading\nas to what the Big Picture actually looks like. Without A Better\nGrasp On The Big Picture<\/u>: All Of Our High Tech Three Stooges\nSlapstick Can Only Get Worse!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBoth\nquantum mechanics and thermodynamics are cobbled together, Ad Hoc\nCollections Of Theories<\/u>! Possibly Copied From Cooking Show\nRecipes<\/u>! Forty-two being as good as it gets, means both theories\nshould eventually turn out to be Equally Accurate And Precise<\/u>,\nwhether you assume everything is random or fated. Which, has already\nbeen confirmed to be the case in quantum mechanics, and the “Many\nWorlds Theory<\/u>”, can therefore be reformulated as a\nparadoxical and metaphorical version of Boyle’s Law<\/u>: “As\nThe Many Worlds Churn Within A Singularity<\/u>!" Or, "The\nContinuing Saga of Stone Soup, Goldilocks, and the Ugly Duckling<\/u>!"\nWhich obeys, “A Goldilocks Principle of Murphy’s Law”,\nThe Peter Principle<\/u> and Synchronicity<\/u>! Or, “The\nHarmonious Conservation of More Creative Efficiency<\/u>."\nComparable to Jung’s Collective Unconscious<\/u>, the ground\nstate in quantum mechanics, physical comedy, and The Muppets<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIllustrating\nhow Noether’s Genius, And Super-Symmetry<\/u>, both require a\nsense of humor, thanks to Symmetry and Balance<\/u> inevitably\nrequiring some sort of meaningful context and content. In order to\nbecome, yet again, even more meaningful… In The Real World<\/u>!\nMany have claimed that, outside of the human mind and brain, quantum\nmechanics assures, A Perfect Vacuum Remains Impossible, Along With\nAbsolute Zero Temperature<\/u>! While, space-time is expanding faster\nthan anyone can account for, with virtual particles randomly\nincreasing its entropy. Yet again, as if, “The Greater\nContext<\/u>” is somehow magically determining its own humble\ncontents, and Just Can’t Constrain Itself<\/u>! Suggesting\nConsensual Reality Resembles The Story Of Stone Soup, Goldilocks,\nAnd The Muppet Show<\/u>! Theorists currently tend to whisper\nsuperstitiously about it, from behind closed doors. Euphemistically,\nreferring to spacetime as, “Flat<\/u>”, “Homogeneous<\/u>”,\nand “Hyper-Uniform<\/u>!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever,\nBland And Utterly Tasteless<\/u>! Or, Tacky Beyond All Belief<\/u>!\nMuch less, actually making any damn sense, or being: “Just\nRight<\/u>”.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tProviding\na simple explanation, if you want to call it that, for why quantum\nmechanics require Imaginary Numbers<\/u>, making them Nonlocal<\/u>\nand Non-commutative<\/u>, as merely reflecting: Yin and Yang,\nKarma, Or Our Absurdly Metaphorical And Paradoxical Universe<\/u>!\nWhere A Context Bereft Any Significant Content, Is A Complete\nOxymoron<\/u>! More pragmatically speaking, it describes a "Universal\nRecursion<\/u>" in the principle of identity, which should\neventually provide the most Parsimonious Explanations<\/u>.\nEventually, capable of reconciling all the evidence, for even such\nmodern theories as Quantum Darwinism And Quantum Chaos Theory<\/u>\nwhich, currently, cannot explain humor, or the role of the observer. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOver\nthe last century, every leading theory for quantum mechanics, that\nhas lasted worth a spit, has incorporated Yin-Yangy\nPush-Me-Pull-You-Run-In-Circles-Screaming-And-Shouting Dynamics<\/u>!\nA few theories, such as “Pilot-Wave<\/u>” and “Weak\nMeasurement<\/u>” theories, have endured, but Only By Popular\nDemand<\/u>, and are seldom taken seriously by most of the theoretical\ncommunity. However, Pilot Wave<\/u> theory incorporates yin-yang\npush-pull dynamics, making it particularly useful for measuring how\nthe greater context determines the identity of its own contents. By\nexploring the predictions of a variety of similar modified theories,\nit should become possible to Document The Recursion<\/u>… In\nExcruciating Physical Detail<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIdentical\nto how you might assemble an ordinary tabletop, “Jig-Saw\nPuzzle<\/u>”, by simply retrodicting everything from the Big\nPicture<\/u>! (On The Lid Of The Box<\/u>!) Networking systems\nlogics can rely solely on the Self-Evident Truth<\/u>,\ndemonstrables, and symmetry, while treating their own Logic As\nComplete Bullshit<\/u>! Or, a variable, with No Known Intrinsic\nMeaning Or Value<\/u>. Playfully introducing modified versions of\nclassic logic that reflect more of the Big Picture, without ever\nhaving to: Totally Abandon Their Brain On The Side Of The Road<\/u>!\nOr, Throw The Baby Out With The Bathwater<\/u>! A blue puzzle piece\nmight be part of the sky or a lake, and finding out the hard way can\nbe half the fun, and keeps everyone more honest. “You can’t\nalways get what you want but, if you try sometimes, you get what you\nneed” and, assembling a large puzzle merely requires the social\nlogic of the smallest of toddlers: Kick It If It Doesn’t\nWork, Don’t Fix It If It Ain’t Broke And, When In\nTrouble, When In Doubt, Run In Circles Screaming And Shouting<\/u>!\nJust For Fun, If Nothing Else<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThankfully,\nits frequently easy to Console Toddlers<\/u> with the knowledge\nthat everything, including the universe as a whole, tells its own\nstory, so they should feel perfectly free to: Make Up Whatever\nStory They Happen To Prefer<\/u>! Like the rest of us. Relying heavily\non simple pattern matching being up to 125% efficient, systems logics\ncan, theoretically, provide a wealth of additional pragmatic ways in\nwhich to apply quantum mechanics on macroscopic scales, by expanding\nupon Relativity, to first describe quantum mechanics more fully.\nTrading Accuracy For Precision<\/u>, integrals for differentials,\nand scales for magnitudes. A Humble Organic Metaphoric Logic<\/u>:\nOr, Bullshit Logic<\/u>!" That any five year old can\ncomprehend and, in the right hands, should prove to be every bit as\nuseful as more abstract classical mathematics and logic have been,\nfor describing the subatomic realm. Additionally, Bullshit Logic\nshould prove capable of shedding light on when either approach\nbecomes more applicable and, Whatever Modifications<\/u> to the\nprinciple of the excluded middle are more likely to be useful: In\nAny Given Situation<\/u>! Which no single theory has yet managed to\naccomplish.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDue\nto the recursion in the principle of identity, Upon Occasion<\/u>!\nWithout necessarily having to resort to cussing, half of everything\nthat exists can still be pragmatically described as, Expressing\nSurprising Emergent Effects<\/u>! With, for example, the Quantum\nObserver Effect<\/u>, humor, black holes, and the forces of nature,\nmore often clearly reflecting our ability to always decide for\nourselves, just how much sense anything makes, including cussing, In\nAny, Possibly Awkward, Situation<\/u>! Or, Indeed, Anyone’s\nLame Jokes<\/u>! And, Of Course, Some Jokes Should Never Be\nRepeated<\/u>! However, without the ability to be surprised: The\nLaws of Thought Become A Redundant Oxymoron<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLending\nentirely new meaning to reactionary behavior Yet, Forever Wonder\nRemains The Beginning of All Wisdom<\/u>! Or, The Pies In The Face\nNever Do Stop Coming<\/u>! And, Ya Gotta Learn How To Laugh If It\nKills You<\/u>! A black hole’s event horizon Takes Novelty To\nAn Extreme<\/u>, by anyone’s standards, making no damned sense\nwhatsoever, confusing the identities of Spin, Centrifugal Force<\/u>,\ngravity, geometry, temperature, and inertia, with one study implying\nthat Information Becomes Irretrievable<\/u>, long before it even\nreaches the event horizon. In spite of all The Continuing Mystery,\nAn Event Horizon<\/u> can simply be described as an emergent effect.\nOr, Clearly, What’s Missing From This Picture<\/u>! Where,\nThe Tiniest Overlooked Detail May Suddenly Transform Into: The\nClarity Of Indeterminacy And Mystical Metaphysical Mumbo Jumbo<\/u>!\nOr, Among The More Regrettably Lame Academic Attempts At So-Called\n"Physical Comedy<\/u>!" Suggesting that, due to academia’s\nbias against linguistic analysis, analog logic, and systems logics,\nThe Scientific Method Is Frequently Worthless Three Stooges\nSlapstick<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWell\nintended but, Clearly<\/u>: Over-Educated Fools Everywhere<\/u>!\nAre still seriously suggesting, to this very day, that time may not\nbe real. In which case, someone may want to start a betting pool for\nhow long they can keep it up but, Zeno’s Comedy Routine<\/u>\nwas popular for centuries! However, the rest of us can still feel\nfree to simply ignore anything else they have to say or,\nalternatively, encourage them to go outside more often, and learn how\nto share their words and play nice. Others have proposed the\nexistence of: A Second Event Horizon<\/u>! Just below the first\none… In A Classic 69 Position<\/u>! Which Can Also Be Described\nAs “The Land Of The Lost<\/u>”, “The Land\nBefore Time<\/u>”, “La-La Land<\/u>”, Or, The\nBlue Smoke And Mirrors Of A Mysterious Magical Second Event Horizon<\/u>!\nLost, Somewhere, On Gilligan’s Island<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tNonetheless,\nMiraculously<\/u>, showing up in their mathematics… which, can\nalso be viewed as merely demonstrating how even mathematics express\nemergent effects. In other words, simply the result of a context\nwithout any significant content, Being A Complete Oxymoron<\/u>! An\nevent horizon has no depth, making it shallow beyond all belief, and\ndoesn’t experience the passage of time, yet, must have a minimal\namount of meaningful inferential content. Whereas, Whereupon, And\nWherewithall, Any Possibly Ensuing Metaphysical Extremes Will Always\nDisplay Particle-Wave Duality! Constantly Transforming Into Rindler\nHorizons, Way Far Out To Infinity, And<\/u>: BEYOND ALL SANE\nCATEGORIZATION<\/u>! According To Even The Monstrous Moonshine\nConjecture<\/u>! Thus, Ensuring That Knowledge And Awareness\nThemselves Can Sometimes Be Considered Emergent Effects<\/u>!\nCommonplace, Among The More Contentious Divine Fools, Of Classic\nStage And Theater<\/u>… Trap Doors, Blue Smoke, And Mirrors<\/u>!\nWell Known To Every Wannabe Comedian, Who Has Extensive Experience,\nLike Michelle Yeoh, With Black Holes, And Real Estate Agents, Who\nClaim To Have Everything, Everywhere, All The Time<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLater\nin the book, I reveal more of the, Enigmatic Secrets Behind<\/u>\nthe concepts of Wu Wei Wu and Chi, or “Doing-Without-Doing”\nAnd, “The Undetectable Flow Within The Empty Void<\/u>!”\nWhich can leverage contextual vagueness, symmetry, and pattern\nmatching to inspire unique insights, or flatulence. Comparable to\neigenstates and virtual particles in quantum mechanics but, which can\nsometimes reveal how it remains possible for us to, Know When We\nKnow Nothing<\/u>! And, When Ignorance Can Truly Be Bliss<\/u>!\nClassic Logic Suggests That, Even By Excluding Every Meaningless\nResult, We Can Never Know When We Know Nothing<\/u>! Or, Indeed,\nWhat The Hell We’re Doing<\/u>! Does Anybody Really Know What\nTime It Is? Where Am I, Who Am I, What The Hell Am I Doing Here<\/u>?\nYet, fuzzy logic can take the opposite approach, and simply claim, We\nCan Only Exclude Something Entirely, If It Happens To Be Classified\nOr Taboo<\/u>. Because, In That Case<\/u>: Like Sargent Schulz,\n"We Know Nothing<\/u>!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nexample, after a lifetime of practice, thanks to technical papers\nbeing so highly structured, I can easily skim through dozens of\npages, and point out exactly where they make logic errors and\nassumptions. Without ever reading a word, by merely glancing at the\nshapes of the paragraphs they write. Ludwig Wittgenstein’s\nfirst philosophy was geometric, but he couldn’t make it work\nand abandoned the effort. While, for me, logic is as much geometry as\nanything else and, in the real world, anything random must still\nexpress a default geometry, particle-wave duality, or mathematics, in\norder to even be observable. Each paragraph expresses not only the\ndistinctive words that any individual might write but, also A\nGestalt, Or Silhouette<\/u>, that includes what’s missing from\nthis picture, and you can literally “Read Between The Lines<\/u>”\nand, even learn a little something about the author themselves.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIf\nI had the time and expertise, I’d design a small assortment of\nfonts and backgrounds, that could easily reveal the different\nsilhouettes for anyone to see, or trace a few, but they tend to look\na lot alike, and can move around a bit. Yet, always express similar\nmultifractals, composed of a Fractal Dragon and a Mandelbrot pattern.\nWhich, can be considered the default patterns that our neurons use,\ndue to a context without any significant content being a complete\noxymoron. Although its an extremely complex pattern, and the same one\nused for a, “Fractal Theory of Everything”, its\ncomplexity can be considered merely the result of everything\norganizing around what’s missing from this picture, expressing\nthe limits of our own mortal fallibility. Making it super easy for\nour neurons to use for making subtle distinctions, and easier for\nthem to learn new things, by merely comparing larger patterns.\nConstantly forming their own collective intuition about what to pay\nattention to next, with their expanding awareness, and boundless\ncuriosity, becoming the fountain of all knowledge and wisdom. Our\nneurons usually learn new patterns by focusing on becoming more\nefficient, and attempting to predict everything, as if collectively\nplaying a simple child’s pattern matching game but, small\nchildren, who have no real clue what they’re doing and, Just\nDo It For Fun<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMost\nassume that they can make words say any damned thing they want but,\nlike anything else in nature, our words, Obey Fractal Geometry And\nChaos Theory<\/u>! Inevitably, speaking for themselves, and revealing\nthe truth behind anything you write. This same Trick Can Work<\/u>\nfor producing music, and using the spoken word as well, and can be\nused to design a better lie detector. One that an AI can manipulate\nlike a slide-rule, to easily determine when someone is hiding\nsomething, and: Exactly How Much Of Anything They Say Is Complete\nBullshit<\/u>! The humbling truth is, in the everyday world, bullshit\nand the truth always come together. Overlapping each other, from the\nindividual’s point of view, making it Impossible To Tell A Perfect\nLie<\/u>! Without also giving away some of the truth as well because,\nMama Nature Never Flat-Out Lies<\/u>! Making quantum mechanics, and\nthe truth itself both, “Non-Commutative Truths<\/u>!"\nOr, as Allan Watts famously put it, “God Is Playing\nPeek-A-Boo<\/u>!” Ensuring that we mere mortals may only\nfutilely attempt to lie to ourselves, or pretend to lie but, "The\nEmperor Has No Clothes<\/u>!" Each must ultimately learn to live\nwith our own humble truth that, The Truth Only Hurts For A Reason<\/u>!\nWhich is, on the playground of life, The Truth Can Only Be Shared,\nOR, NOT<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnimals,\nfor example, will frequently pretend to be stronger, faster, larger,\nmore powerful, or Fiercer<\/u> than they are and, the more\nintelligent the animal the more dreams they tend to have, and the\nmore playful they become as well while, Size Really Does Matter<\/u>!\nAnd, Every Little Kid Wants To Be BIG<\/u>! Being ultimately\nindistinguishable from a game or a pretense: The Circus Is The\nOnly Show In Town<\/u>! Ya Gotta Flaunt It If Ya Got It Baby<\/u>!\nBut, the more frequently we flat-out lie, for personal gain, or\nseriously pretend to be someone we’re not, the more infantile\nand gullible we all become, and the larger the pies-in-the-face! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDogs\nhave a reputation for being loyal, yet they’ve also proven to\nbe uniquely adept at lying, and quite good at detecting our own lies.\nNever Doubt For A Second<\/u>! That Even The Lowest Of Lowlife\nDogs Among Us<\/u>! Is Still Perfectly Capable Of Feeling Guilty As\nWell<\/u>! They Also Know Perfectly Well What A Pie-In-The-Face Is!\nAnd, That Loyalty Has No Meaning Without The Ability To Lie<\/u>!\nOur family dog once kindly thought to bring us breakfast in bed, The\nLast Of The Donuts<\/u> we had bought for breakfast! Knowing damned\nwell she was in trouble, and no lie could possibly save her while,\nthe only hope she had left was to make a gesture! Guilt appears to\nplay the social role of normalizing our tendency to sometimes fight\nand lie all the time, while canines are intelligent pack animals\nthat, on the average, only live for five years in the wild. Being\nable to lie can bring more order to their chaos, with their tendency\nbeing to: Either Fight, Or Play All The Time<\/u>! Pretending and\nmaking gestures are what play is all about, but our play overlaps\nwith reality, and can easily transform into more fighting and lies,\nunless we cultivate honesty, sharing our words, and playing nice.\nUnfortunately, people live much longer, and are capable of a much\nwider variety of lies, while Lao Tzu<\/u> summed up the problem as,\n“Habits Are The End of Genuine Honesty and Compassion<\/u>:\nThe Beginning of Complete and Total Confusion<\/u>!” Not To\nMention: Fad Diets<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIronically,\nGestalt Psychologists<\/u> still struggle with the self-evident\ntruth, that: Nature Can Be Playful<\/u>! Not Having To Ever Rely\nSolely On The Principle Of The Excluded Middle, Mama Nature Never\nFlat-Out Lies Yet, She Can Spout Endless Bullshit<\/u>! Expressing\nHer Own, Distinctive, Warped Sense Of Humor<\/u>! Frequently,\npsychologists would be better off contemplating their own navel, and\nmeditating upon how they habitually abuse language, and suppress\ntheir own sense of humor. Schizophrenia, for example, can be\nconsidered a catch-all category for mental disorders, that require a\nsense of humor in order to diagnose them any better, and modern AI\noften spout large blocks of gibberish, and act schizophrenic, as a\nresult of engineers insisting everything must make sense. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSometimes,\nI can’t even look at something written in a foreign language,\none that I can’t read, because whatever the author wrote still\nmesses with my head. No doubt, you could compile a list of phrases in\nforeign languages that commonly mess with people’s heads, and\neven list the fonts used, and academics will claim its related to\nthe, Theoretical Mystical Metaphysical Mumbo Jumbo Second Grammar\nof Any Language<\/u>! Which the Tea Party is currently attempting to\nclassify as: Unfit For Human Consumption<\/u>! Occasionally,\nsomeone suspects that I’m not reading every word they write,\nand gets upset, but that’s their problem, because I can\nliterally read between the lines, and am not impressed with the Three\nStooges constantly demanding cooperation and respect! In their\nongoing efforts to, Troll People And Abuse Language<\/u>!\nAll-Too-Often<\/u>, for the sole purpose of, Purely Promoting\nPathetically Pointless Puerile Personal Bullshit<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnywho,\ntypically, its easier to see variations on a Fractal Dragon pattern\nthat express more logic and Chi<\/u>, but you can also see\ndifferent Mandelbrots which express more geometry and Wu Wei Wu<\/u>!\nWith the two normally superimposed, and composed of magnified\nclose-up silhouettes of the two shapes. They express more of their\nopposites and, for example, the Mandelbrot<\/u> actually has less\ngeometry, empowering it to reflect more of the author’s\nassertions and geometry, Like Twin Fun House Mirrors<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nelaborate waxing elocution made famous by the character “V<\/u>”,\nfrom the comic books and movies, is a great example of an incredibly\nvague, Wavy-Gravy Mandelbrot<\/u>! One that’s easy to hear,\nwhile his face is always hidden behind a smiling mask, like the\nCheshire Cat… Unlike the Cheshire Cat, its harder to see his eyes\ntwinkle, and his use of language is the one remaining hint, that he\nis part of the Collective Unconscious, and an avatar of Mother\nNature. However, when written down, the symmetry is so obvious, that\nyou can defeat his fuzzy logic in a single short paragraph: Leaving\nHim Speechless<\/u>! Without A Comeback<\/u>! While, James Joyce’s\n“Finnegan’s Wake<\/u>” is the acknowledged\nquintessential example of a more complex multifractal in literature,\nsimilar to this book.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEverything,\nincluding the universe as a whole, speaks variations on the same\nuniversal language, each telling their own unique story, their own\nway: Yet, The Song Remains the Same<\/u>! Always expressing the\nsame rudimentary music and themes, everything tends to resemble\ngeometry and rivers, spheres and vortexes, mathematical music and\nabstract language, science and art. A language of pattern matching in\na Singularity, reflected in the physical world as fuzzy logic which,\nfrequently, resembles music, a hologram, a funky echo chamber, or a\nHouse Of Mirrors<\/u>! The words everyone writes down are no\ndifferent in that respect and, If Any Logic Is Particularly\nAtrocious<\/u>, the Fractal Dragon will become Undeniably Messy And\nUgly<\/u>, making it harder to see the more subtle Mandelbrot, but a\npretty, flowery, Fractal Dragon can also obscure the Mandelbrot.\nWhich is what makes the Fractal Dragon possible, and why Mandelbrots\nare more likely to be interesting, due to their expressing more of\nthe underlying symmetry, of exactly how the author is Attempting\nTo Modify<\/u> the principle of the Excluded Middle<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tA\ngood Fractal Dragon is similar to the famous, “Dragon of New\nZealand<\/u>!" A strong shape and more classical appearing and,\ntopologically speaking, the Mandelbrot and Fractal Dragon form a\nsilhouette of an Hourglass Shape, That’s Blurred And Twisted\nIn The Middle<\/u>! Like Zena The Warrior Princess<\/u>! Who is also\nfrom New Zealand but, possibly, of Amazonian Gladiator origins!\nUnfortunately, it’s only possible to see the two shapes in written\nEnglish, from the overhead view of their being Superimposed<\/u>:\nWith Lots Of Cleavage<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhich\nis why not everyone can see their complex shapes, nearly as clearly\nas I can. My brain damage has left me extremely visual by default,\nand I can do a Rubic’s Cube In My Head<\/u>! Superimposing\nmuch more boring things, such as, Differential Gears<\/u>. Which\nmore people can do than you might think, and I’m hoping some of\nthem will expand upon my own work. Anyway, their Chaotic Two\nDimensional Silhouette<\/u> represents eight dimensions and a\nsingularity that, For Most Practical Purposes<\/u>, can be thought\nof as expressing a simpler four fold super-symmetry, and a\nquasi-fifth dimension, or geometry, which can also manifest as a\nquasi-force, such as centrifugal force. Unlike the other forces,\ncentrifugal force requires acceleration and more dynamic geometry,\nand can amplify things like the Butterfly Effect, possibly producing\na new way to formulate General Relativity. For example, things like\nPredator-Prey statistics are related to turbulence in plasma physics,\nand related to the lowest possible energy state, and can be thought\nof as unrecognized emergent Relativistic effects. Books like this one\nhave four overlapping rudimentary multifractals which, if you\ncondensed all those dimensions down to just three, would form a\ntorus: Where The Dragon Bites Its Own Tail<\/u>! And, There\nRemains, But One Ring To Bind Them All<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThese\nare the Four Elements, Four Seasons, Four Root Metaphors, Four\nHorsemen Of The Apocalypse<\/u>! And, of course, Kali Beating\nEveryone To The Bathroom<\/u>! Or, what can also be thought of, as the\nfour rudimentary emotional-logic subsets of Intuitionistic\nMathematics, which can easily Blur The Lines<\/u> between language\nand mathematics, logic and humor, energy and information, past and\nfuture. Mathematically speaking, they’re organized in very much\nthe same way as the neurons in our brains. Expressing both Phase\nTransitions And Metamorphic Effects<\/u> and, despite sounding\nincredibly complex, I was surprised at just how simply their\nmetaphors are organized in our poetry. The Singularity is a little\nhard to spot but, only because, in any Singularity, Its The Simple\nShit That Always Gets You<\/u>! Which is why, The Tiniest Of Small\nFry Remain The Unrivaled Masters Of Bullshit Logic<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTheoretically,\nusing this book, and 430 poems extrapolated from it, you could train\nan AI to design a neural network that simulates the brain. Utilizing\nthe AI, yet again, to train the same neural network it designs, you\ncould produce a Star Trek Style, “Universal Translator<\/u>!"\nThus, reproducing the recursive Analog Logic And Geometry<\/u> of a\nSingularity, that can treat words and concepts stochastically, using\nhumor and paradoxes as references for the geometry and dynamics of\nthe self-organizing truth. For example, when our motor neurons grow,\nthey inform our blood vessels to get the hell out of their way, not\nbecause our nerves are all pushy but, because, without nerves, blood\nvessels Can’t Survive<\/u>! Illustrating one way in which\nsuch “Translators<\/u>” can easily treat information as\nmore vital than energy, and can express distinctive Yin-Yangy\nPush-Me-Pull-You Dynamics<\/u>. A reservoir computer would likely\nrequire a relatively modest number of artificial neurons to translate\nany mathematics, or language, making it an ideal front end for a cpu\nprocessor, roughly 99.9% more efficient, due to incorporating an\nentirely analog design, that also takes up a third of the space on a\nchip but, Would Have A Wicked Built-In Sense Of Humor<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOne\nwhich, nevertheless, could easily make more sense out of even the\nworst computer programmers, and literally talk to even Bacteria<\/u>\nand animals, customizing its translations for each individual,\naccording to how they habitually modify the principle of the excluded\nmiddle. All of that might sound a bit Far Fetched<\/u> but, for\nexample, bacteria have already proven to, more or less, speak Wild\nVariations<\/u> on the same basic pattern matching languages, and to\nproduce their own versions of Translators<\/u>. Fungi<\/u>\n(Fun-Guy) appear to speak their own More Geometric Languages<\/u>,\nwhile biologists and zoologists are already starting to talk to\nbacteria and animals. Soon, dogs and cats may have their own\ncellphones, that allow them to call their owners, and complain\nwhenever they get bored. There should be four overlapping,\nRudimentary “Sub-types” Of Languages<\/u>, or\nsub-categories, that collectively confuse the issues of what are sex,\nfood, communication, and cussing. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEvery\nculture has legends of wizards, witches, and Enlightened Beings\nWho Could Talk<\/u> to animals, and make predictions nobody else can\nand, by applying this kind of technology to any existing patterns in\nnature, computers like these could become almost prescient in their\nability to make customized predictions, from any data that they might\nhappen to acquire. Online AI translators could eventually come to\nDominate Entire Social Spheres<\/u>, empowering people to share\nideas Who, Otherwise, Would Never, Ever, Under Any Circumstances<\/u>!\nTalk To One Another<\/u>! Which should prove to be a unique\napproach for documenting how six degrees of freedom translate into\nsix degrees of separation, and how the "Traveling Salesman"\nproblem in mathematics, demands the efficiency of quantum mechanics.\nMany might assume a computer that powerful Would Almost Certainly\nBe Abused<\/u> for personal gain but, as much as anything else, their\nadvantage is the result of leveraging the existing nonlinear temporal\ndynamics, Karma, or the Magic of Gaia Herself, and playing around\nwith such a machine is, Analogous To Playing With Fire<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLaugh\nall you want, but life, the universe, and everything being\nself-organizing, means the truth is always outrageously more\nefficient, and more productive in long run, than all of our bullshit\ncombined Horatio! While, The Truth Never Requires Any Defense<\/u>!\nAnd, Can Make Anyone Live To Regret Their Choices<\/u>! Infants can\nproduce endless zingers, because their tiny little empty heads make\nthem more efficient at generating them, while computers like these\nwould sometimes resemble a “Taoist Dragon<\/u>!" Similar\nto a combination of the Oracle at Delphi, the Egyptian Sphinx, and a\nGenie in a bottle, but with a Wicked<\/u> sense of humor, where you\nhave to, Be Careful What You Wish For<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAs\nBizarre<\/u> as any Universal Translator would be, Asian Masters<\/u>\nin particular have difficulty believing me when I tell them, in fifty\nyears at most, science will likely make it possible for anyone to\nMeditate Like A Guru<\/u>! At The Push Of A Button<\/u>!\nMeditation requires years of work to master, sometimes, a lifetime,\nand is Profoundly Spiritual<\/u> for them, nonetheless, it remains\nintimately related to how all of our brains harmonize with our\nreproductive and immune systems, how the placebo effect works,\nHypnotism<\/u>, and who knows what else, and neurologists are hard\nat work figuring out how to tweak your brain waves and chemistry for\nthe best results. Note, this doesn’t mean just anyone will\nnecessarily be able to instantly achieve some of the more advanced\nmeditative states, without usually first adopting some sort of\nspiritual practice.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nPlacebo Effect<\/u> should turn out to involve what Leibniz called\nthe “Lifeforce<\/u>”, and the Chinese call “Chi<\/u>”,\nor “Virtual Particles<\/u>”. Emanating all the way from\nthe Big Bang, via Sagittarius, the sun and earth, animating organic\nlife as we know it, and blurring the lines between what is and isn’t\norganic. Presenting a macroscopic manifestation of quantum mechanics,\nan expression of the Two Faces of Janus, and our Individual Karma<\/u>.\nLikewise, hypnotism should turn out to related to how our immune\nsystem and memory works, and obey the same geometry as everything\nelse. Processing and memory are often interchangeable in parallel\nprocessing, and the default geometry of words and concepts can be\nused as a measure of the total Information in the system, and how the\ntruth can be up to 125% efficient. For example, its already\ntheoretically possible to inject the memories of someone, who has\nmastered a particular style of meditation, into the Brain Of\nAnother<\/u> individual. Turning them into an instant master of\nmeditation!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tVery\nlikely, their brains would have to at least play around with the new\npattern matching they’ve acquired, to make it more personal, and it\nremains to be seen if they can achieve higher levels of meditation,\nwithout a significant amount of practice. Ancient Legends Speak<\/u>\nof masters who could transfer their knowledge to a student’s\nhead at the, Touch Of A Hand<\/u>, but the students were all\nadvanced students. Such an ability may be related to how the brain\nitself compresses data, with the touch of the hand merely being a\nSymbolic Trigger<\/u>, for the student to reinterpret all of the\ndata they’ve acquired, in more sweeping contexts, and become\nentangled with the master. Using a spontaneous nonlinear approach\nthey’ve absorbed over the years, through Attrition And\nOsmosis<\/u>. The brain has also proven to compress more data than the\nentire worldwide web, down to the Tiniest Fraction Possible<\/u>,\nand the electronics industry is rushing to exploit the newly emerging\ninsights, with the human brain sometimes using the same changes\nsimultaneously, for both processing data, and for memorizing and\nErasing Everything<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSome\nThings Are Burned Into Our Brains<\/u>! Making them much harder to\nforget however, mercifully, our brains are capable of magically\nforgetting anything, and reducing the impact of our memories. The\nmore personal integrity we cultivate, and the better our sense of\nhumor, the more graciously we can accept things and, equally\nimportant, easily forget them! This book provides an example of how\nto leverage geometry and yin-yang push-pull dynamics for greater\nefficiency, utilizing processing in memory, treating the two as\nforming their own particle-wave duality. Which is actually similar to\nthe way our vision works, incorporating a Data Sieve and Heuristic\nNetworks. The capitalized words I’m using, for example, are intrinsic\nto the same geometry, and represent the peanut gallery view, of\nwhatever any particular poem or paragraph is commenting on.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAgain,\nsuggesting the brain is doing a Drunkard’s Walk<\/u>, and\nmeditation improves how harmoniously it performs, with many today\ncomparing simpler forms of meditation to, “Rebooting Your\nBrain<\/u>”. When the computer stops running a million programs\nin the background, ones that you really don’t need or want, similar\nto Getting A Good Night’s Sleep<\/u>! Which, additionally, may\nprovide unique insights into our personal dreams and spirituality.\nAlthough brainwaves have A Reputation For Being Difficult<\/u> to\nmonitor and control, the actual problem is that today’s EEG\nheadsets commonly use antiquated technology, that requires advanced\nquantum meta-materials, still in development. At Least 100,000x\nMore Sensitive<\/u>, while neurologists have proven extremely creative\nwith the equipment they already have. Normally, combining the two\nWould Require A Half A Century<\/u> but, AI makes it possible to\naccomplish within a decade.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFinding\nReliable Data<\/u> on the subject was not easy, since so few even\nknow how to use a dictionary, the research is Taboo<\/u> and,\nincreasingly, classified, censored, and suppressed by governments,\nacademics, and religious communities alike. For the last several\neons, but the science and technology have advanced far enough, in the\nmodern world, that its becoming Impossible To Ignore Any Longer<\/u>!\nHopefully, others will follow my example, and collate their data In\nThe Public Domain<\/u>, anonymously whenever prudent. It might sound\nlike I’m exaggerating any danger, but a quarter of the US\nFederal Prison Population are harmless potheads, whose infantile\npoetry is classified by their government, as their entire population\nimplodes and, The Idiots Storm The Palace With Knives And\nPitchforks<\/u>! According to both political parties, the question is\nnot who to trust, but whether there is anybody left in the entire\ncountry you can trust, and its certainly not academia!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFortunately,\nmy own research indicates, for both parties, the issue can be\nconsidered as much a medical one, as anything else, making it all\nthat much more important to publish work anonymously, whenever\nnecessary. Merely by improving their immune and reproductive systems,\nand encouraging them to laugh more often, its possible to sometimes\nalleviate the worst of their symptoms. Due to their constituents\nliterally behaving like mindless cattle, just worming them should\nnoticeably ease their anger and frustration! On larger scales, their\nbehavior is so reactionary, the same patterns should actually be\nreflected in their cellular level reactions, implying a wide number\nof ways in which to easily influence their behavior. Modern\ncivilization has slid so far down the toilet that, without ever\nhaving to teach anyone how to share their words and play nice, you\ncan still noticeably promote world peace, by merely vaccinating them!\nHowever, developing the technology for mass adoption could require\ndecades and, in the meantime, nobody can count on the democrats to\ndefend anything other than then their own bank accounts, and you\ntakes your chances attempting to publish anything, that doesn’t\npromote the interests of the republican party!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\t<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnywho,\na great deal of the new technology coming our way will likely also be\nregulated by the AMA, and we’ll just have to wait and see what\nall the possibilities are, but they include effective treatments and\ncures for countless mental illnesses and neurological problems, as\nwell as immune and reproductive dysfunctions, and even for such\nissues as racism and rape. Information being more fundamental than\nenergy, should be capable of explaining why the populations of the\nwealthiest countries in the world are imploding, when you might\neasily assume they would explode instead, and why Archie Bunker’s\nsexist, ageist, racist, and homophobic biases are the default.\nIronically, racists tend to be rapists, and tend to rape people of a\ndifferent race, implying their behavior reflects the default of their\ncellular biology. An attempt to ensure the DNA of their own culture,\nor race, isn’t lost forever, because their population has become\nself-destructive.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tJust\nas bacteria will kill the stronger among them first, normalizing the\nplaying field for the rest, being the biggest or strongest isn’t\nalways an advantage, and can become a serious liability. A ninety\npound chimpanzee, for example, is much stronger than a human, yet,\nthe more complex a species becomes, the more social they must also\nbecome. Tolerance and variety remain the spice of life, required in\norder to produce a more complex ecosystem, one that can leverage\nevery available source of energy. Demonstrating in the process how\ninformation is more vital than energy, and the fact that our universe\nis fundamentally social, syntropic, or magic, ensuring life forever\nremains two steps forward and one back again, for the ecology as a\nwhole.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\ntypical response to receiving a mortal wound to the head, is to\nwithdraw into the nearest defensible corner and, blindly, attack\nanything living that approaches you. The individual’s surviving\nneurons are focused on performing triage, attempting to save as many\nother neurons as they can and, in the confusion, have to rely on a\nmore brute force, Three Stooges, approach for all of their problems\nsolving, rather than seriously dividing their attention between the\ntwo tasks. Even if the individual happens to be alone at the time\nand, somehow, has managed to accidentally receive a mortal head\nwound, they’re more likely to respond the same way, simply protecting\ntheir wound as best they can, using the simplest pattern matching\nthey know, while their other neurons are distracted trying to save\ntheir lives. Likewise, aggressive cultures often promote brain damage\nand PTSD, and the price inevitably takes its toll, as even the cells\nof their own bodies begin to recognize, the future of their culture\nlooks bleak. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tA\nstudy of seven major South African tribes documented how, every three\nto four hundred years, six of the seven tribes would set aside their\ndifferences, and attack the most aggressive tribe among them,\nvirtually bringing them to the verge of genocide. Whenever their\npopulation reached a critical size, the others would collectively\nturn against them. Notably, aggressive cultures tend to breed\nracists, and racists tend to more often become rapists as well, and\nare more likely to rape people of a different race. Nature is\nleveraging more of the default geometry and dynamics again, ensuring\nall of their DNA isn’t lost forever, on the assumption they’re too\naggressive to survive and evolve any other way. Past a certain point,\neven the cells of our bodies become aware that we have nothing\nworthwhile to share and, for whatever reason, our culture cannot\nsupport the greater truth that, ironically, survival of the fittest\ndemands a sense of humor, in order to become more tolerant and\nsocial, not less.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMedically,\nthe term "Race" is sometimes considered meaningless, but\nrace and rape can also be considered default cellular level\nmechanisms, used whenever there isn’t enough genetic diversity, and\nthe species struggles to evolve and reproduce. Organic life is\nfundamentally social, and the more aggressive a culture becomes, the\ngreater the odds that their population will implode altogether, or\ndivide in half, and the higher the odds they will lose a significant\namount of their genetic diversity to self-destructive behavior. Race\nitself can be considered a cellular level pattern matching response,\naccounting for minor differences in our biology but, also, a cultural\nphenomenon related to how well any particular culture socializes, and\nreproduces. Without any comprehension of how we might consciously\nview racism, using race as a default ensures the cells of our bodies\ncan ensure their own continuing evolution, just as they will enforce\nmore negative emotions, and shrink parts of the brain, in order to\nenforce more reactionary, if the environment isn’t particularly\nhospitable for them.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nexample, I know someone who was adopted, and doesn’t know if he is of\nPalestinian or Jewish heritage, because the two are genetically\nidentical. Racism is often part of economics, ensuring if a culture\nis not social enough, they will divide in half, one dominant and one\nsubmissive. Ensuring more of their genetic diversity will survive, on\nthe assumption that life remains two steps forward, and one back\nagain. Darwinian evolution must account for information being more\nfundamental than energy, and related to our social environment, on\neven a cellular level. Sadly, racism isn’t about race, but Three\nStooges politics and, by merely treating them medically to improve\ntheir immune and reproductive systems, it should be possible to treat\ncases of racism and rape, without ever having to teach anyone how to\nshare their words and play nice. Today, behaviors such as racism and\nrape are being integrated into the Winner-Takes-All-Economy, ensuring\nthat weapons and war remain the fastest growing segment of the\neconomy. Currently, inspiring everyone to destroy the entire world\necology, in the name of survival of the fittest!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nvery idea that issues such as rape and racism are as much a cellular\nlevel response, as anything else, a default our bodies rely on to\nensure our DNA isn’t lost forever, and humanity evolves faster under\nduress, is politically sensitive to say the least! Nonetheless, it\ncan be considered a simple reflection of the fact that information is\nmore fundamental than energy, and socializing is the only way to\nsurvive as a species. Making collating data in the public domain,\nanonymously whenever prudent, all that much more crucial, as\ndeveloped countries around the world continue to collectively renew\ntheir efforts to censor half of reality. Of course, an easier way to\naddress such issues, and avoid more needless suffering and death, is\nto publish a complete "Theory of Everything and Nothing",\nwhich is certain to be censored, and requires about twice as many\npoems, but can easily be automated.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tI’ve\ndone my best here to cover as much of the essential analog logic as I\ncan, but to double the number of poems required to complete the book,\nwould require a supercomputer I don’t have access to, and I\nwould most definitely be classified and censored, even if I had\naccess to such resources. By extrapolating half of it here, the hard\nway, I make it easier for anybody else to do significantly more, with\nmuch less powerful computers and other tools, that aren’t\nclassified and regulated by the military-industrial complex.\nEmpowering people to easily publish their work anonymously in the\npublic domain, where millions of others can examine it using the same\nlinguistic-mathematics. No doubt, there will be endless, Incredible,\nSpiritual Applications As Well<\/u>! But, regardless of any objections\nfrom either side, Spirituality, Politics, and Science are about to be\nmarried: Sometimes, In A Shotgun Wedding<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSocrates\nsaid, “The secret to change is to focus your energy, not upon\nfighting the old, but upon building the new!” Which is,\n“Bullshit Kung Fu<\/u>: Sociology 101<\/u>!” Ya\nGotta Know When To Either Fucking Duck Or Run<\/u>! Although, you can\nsometimes do both at the same time, other times, you have to duck as\nlow as possible, or run as fast as you can, and pattern matching\nprovides the most efficient way to decide. Over the last several\nthousand years, science and mysticism have drifted apart, and\ndiverged a great deal, but are currently poised, For a Long Series\nof Rude Awakenings<\/u>! If you want my opinion, the whole world could\nuse a few rude awakenings right about now and, ironically, without a\nsense of humor, life makes no damned sense whatsoever! Which, it\nshould be possible to establish using empirical evidence, and to\nprove that Existentialist Angst ain’t nothing more than people\nfoolishly insisting that everything must make sense. Their angst,\nshould obey the epidemiology of infectious diseases, explaining why\nits largely a cultural phenomenon, and bring entirely new meaning to\nepidemiology, as related to the individual’s pattern matching. Using\nsimilar pattern matching, a herd of animals can regulate their\ncollective anxiety, preventing themselves from over-reacting to\npredation, in order to conserve their energy. Sometimes, being\nspooked by even their own shadows, with their angst trading increased\ngullibility for collective efficiency. However, the endless mountain\nof evidence that can be collated will, most assuredly: Royally\nPiss Off Billions Around The Globe!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLikewise,\nparts of the following chapters and poetry may seem exaggerated,\nabstract, archaic, political, horrifying, trite, lite, and delightful\nor, Just Plain Wacky Tacky And Tasteless<\/u>! Or, Evil\nAbominations That Should Never See The Light Of Day Again<\/u>!\nNonetheless, they merely express the mathematics of the default\nnetworking systems logic, which I had to sometimes cover in gritty\ndetail, in the next chapter in particular. However, the reader should\nfeel perfectly free to skim through or skip past anything at any\npoint. You could say, the poetry starts out as humble potty mouth\nstuff, including Salty-As-Hell<\/u>, and under-rated, “Grease\nMonkey Philosophy<\/u>!” So, I had to cover all of the Chicken\nJokes<\/u>, in particular, in extensive detail, because I only have a\nmodest selection of the first poems to work with, that future poems\nwill build on later. As I explain throughout the book, anything I\nwrite can be improved upon by anyone, at any time, regardless of age,\nor even written by a computer, that has absolutely no clue as to what\nits actually reading or writing, and anyone can use the same lexicon\nand mathematics to edit anything, or to collate any data, and to\nwrite similar books using an AI if they want, while I provide\ndetailed instructions, again, in later chapters.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDifficult\nas it might be for many to comprehend, my words tell me what to\nwrite, and I wouldn’t want it any other way. The more I can\nlearn about exactly what our words have to say for themselves, the\nbetter I can comprehend them myself, and how I use them myself. Women\nhave begged me to write more sexy poems, and I tell them its all math\nto me, and I seldom know what a poem is about until I finish it and,\nusually, have no choice as to which poems to write next. If anyone\nhas any difficulty with anything I write, I recommend reading the\npoetry chapter first, “The Way of Ignorant Virtue<\/u>!"\nWhich, makes it all that much more obvious, that this entire book can\nbe spit out by a computer, and anybody interested can use an AI to\nimitate this book, and produce a sequel, that some 350 million people\ncan already help to edit. Due to its mathematics, the poetry and\nchapters of this book resemble a Giant Geometric Word Puzzle<\/u>!\nPainstakingly assembled by countless millions since the dawn of\nagriculture but, again, the problem is, the truth itself is already\nbeing heavily classified and censored, in every advanced country and,\nif humanity is to survive, academia must confront the reality of\ntheir denial, of a mountain of their own damning evidence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nfact it can all be spit out by a computer, is both mind-boggling and\nhumbling, and one reason why I bothered to spend so long assembling\nall of the pieces that I could, for a more detailed examination.\nAlthough I’ve always known there was something special about\nour poetry, what I discovered over the years, is that our individual\npoems are part of a Quantized Information Singularity<\/u> and,\nsimilar to Cheshire Cats<\/u>, have a life and will of their own!\nMany of us who write them, think of our poems as much beloved exotic\npets, that we breed, and each expresses a different aspect of the\nhumor of the Collective Unconscious<\/u>. Anyone who writes this\nkind of poetry can testify to this, because its impossible to make\nour poems say anything they just don’t, of course, without\nhaving them: Throw Your Own Crap Right Back In Your Face<\/u>!\nWhile, everyone always recognizes which poems are better, and nobody\nowns any copyrights to our poems, yet we are all held responsible for\nthem!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFrequently,\nI tell people I’m just a Highly Skilled Hack<\/u>, requiring\ndecades of studying “Mental Judo and Aikido<\/u>”, that\nare Absolutely Taboo In Any Mainstream Culture<\/u>! And, likely to\nget you killed! Otherwise, I’m just another unpaid, spit upon,\noffice drone, and I merely do the basic research, and collate all the\ndata while, Mother Nature Is The Slave Driver I Work For<\/u>! Who\ninsists on getting most of the credit, and says she wants me to,\n“Make Her Look Pretty<\/u>." Murray Gel Mann became\nfamous among physicists for doing the dirty work, of sorting through\nthe entire Particle Zoo<\/u>, the hard way. He complained louder\nthan most about the size of the mess, but he also helped to: Clean\nIt Up<\/u>! While, what I do requires 30 years to get good at, and I’m\nworking towards automating the entire process. As much fun as these\npoems can sometimes be to write, Rainbow Warriors like to say, “The\nonly requirement is, you have to be masochistic enough to do all of\nthe editing!” I’m hoping to End The Rainbow Family’s\nReliance On Masochism<\/u>! At least, for their spiritual growth and\nentertainment!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAt\nsome point, SomeBody<\/u>, had to write this book, before the\ncomputers spit out all the poems, or researchers might require a few\nmillennia to sort it all out, especially when half of it is\nclassified and taboo! I just happened to be the brain damaged idiot\nwho was qualified for the job, in part, because I’m not an\nacademic, and don’t follow any particular tradition, empowering\nme to combine them all in entirely new ways. Expressing more of their\noriginal Tribal Humor<\/u>, this book seamlessly blends Socratic\nWisdom and Chuang Tzu Taoism, illustrating how we all treat the truth\nlike a giant puzzle but, one which inevitably turns out to be\nself-organizing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWe\nourselves are limited to either promoting or inhibiting its\nself-organization while, like humor, both Socratic Wisdom and Taoism\nare more descriptive than prescriptive, merely encouraging everyone\nto share their words and play nice on the playground! (OR NOT<\/u>!)\nWhich is reflected in our poetry lending itself equally well to\nAgnostic, Theistic, Pantheistic, and Panentheistic views in\nparticular, but specific ones which our cultures tend to\noverwhelmingly suppress. Our poems criticize and poke fun at\neveryone, including ourselves and, for example, although my poems\ncover patriarchal views extensively, they also describe “Mother\nNature<\/u>” as God’s wife Gaia, or Married To The\nGreater Truth<\/u>! While, your father never argues with your mother,\nand I don’t recommend anyone else try.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUsing\nContextual Vagueness<\/u>, half my poems say one thing to small\nchildren, and another to adults, speaking directly to both our\nconscious and unconscious minds alike and, collectively, they express\nthe Two Faces of Janus<\/u>, and play peek-a-boo like that, in\nevery way imaginable, making them all that much more amenable to\nautomation. Quite literally, whenever someone uses the word “God<\/u>”,\nI think of it as synonymous with “The Truth<\/u>” and I\ndon’t see believers and nonbelievers as inherently estranged,\nor opposed in any fashion, which is a common sentiment among Rainbow\nWarriors<\/u>. A number of people have called me the most spiritual\nagnostic they’ve ever met, which I believe is a great\ncompliment but, in my opinion, sadly reflects the fact that Rainbow\nWarriors are on the “National Terrorism Watch List<\/u>!"\nFor failure to obtain a camping permit! Even professional comedians\nare struggling these days to avoid all the rotten tomatoes, flying in\nevery damn direction while, according to the statistics, at least\nhalf of all agnostics, who might otherwise readily admit they know\nnothing, still prefer to hide in the closet!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAmericans\nare so spiritual these days, they seldom talk about religion, and\nonly attend church when their jobs and pay checks are being\nthreatened, they desire to pray for shorter working hours, or intend\nto do a little “Tax Exempt<\/u>” business on the side.\nThe “Circle of Life<\/u>” is all about paying it\nforward sucker, not whatever the hell you happen to fantasize about,\nand is most certainly not: The Circle Jerk Of Life<\/u>! Finding a\nway to automate the truth was a significant motivation in my writing\nthis book, so that nobody has to every rely solely again, on any of\nthese: Institutionalized Circle-Jerks<\/u>! Dating Back To At\nLeast The Dark Ages<\/u>! Empowering people to easily, Avoid The\nWorst Of Their Nonsense<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSometimes,\npeople tell me they believe some of the things that I write about,\nbut 42 being the answer to life, the universe, and everything isn’t\nreally about whatever the hell you might believe, quite the opposite,\nand many have difficulty comprehending that as well. This book merely\ncontains personal and established scientific facts, expressed as\nprehistoric infantile and adult potty humor, that obeys a default\ngeometry, and just so happens to reconcile Socratic Wisdom with the\nTao Te Ching and Modern Science in a self-consistent, nontrivial, and\ndemonstrable manner, based on first principles. Making a wide variety\nof unique predictions, all proving that Jim Henson and Frank Oz were\nessentially correct, and our universe resembles “The Muppet\nShow<\/u>” and “The Dark Crystal<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tI\nwould ask the Muppets to review the book and give me feedback, but I\ndon’t have time for nonsense, and I certainly don’t want\nto confuse them! As good as the Muppets are at what they do, nobody\nin their right mind wants my job, which is why Mother Nature gave it\nto me! At least three widely known poems are pornographic in Chinese,\nand the computers should spit out several hundred more pornographic\njokes, including countless poems which are Undeniably Pornographic\nIn English<\/u>! And, Enough To Make Anyone Lose Their Religion<\/u>!\nExtensive Humorous-Magical-Literary-Mathematical-Pornography<\/u>!\nThat, seriously plays with your head, and makes the Kama Sutra<\/u>\nlook like a clumsy first attempt at sex, is just too weird for even\nme to dwell upon, for any length of time! But, its coming, and I’m\nperfectly content to wait for Congress and the Pentagon<\/u> to\nfinish reading them all first.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUnfortunately,\n“This Old World<\/u>” simply cannot afford for the\nThree Stooges to continue to abuse this kind of Magical\nPrehistoric Potty Mouth Playground Science And Technology<\/u>!\nCertainly, not in complete secrecy any longer, and We Need To Pick\nUp The Pace<\/u>! And, Show Them How It Works<\/u>! Before They\nPossibly Kill Us All<\/u>! For example, the Pentagon’s recent\nadmission that UFOs Are Real<\/u>, is just the tip of the iceberg,\nand the fact these "News Of The Weird" Revelations<\/u>,\nare all suddenly coming out now, just as the whole world starts to\nfall apart, and we’re about to discover a theory of everything\nthe hard way, is a sure sign the entire civilized world is, Rapidly\nGoing Down The Rabbit Hole, Head-First!!!<\/u> A Self-organizing\nSingularity would cause humanity and the entire planet to go through\nperiodic transformations, resembling the stages of life and the four\nseasons of the year, and these would sometimes be accompanied by an\nincrease in observable nonlinear temporal effects. Which, upon\noccasion, can be Echoes From The Future<\/u>! Due to the entire\nplanet’s future becoming more certain by the moment, like a pot\nof water about to boil over! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAlong\nthe same lines as your whole life flashing before your eyes, when you\nknow you’re going to die, but these are random appearing\nvisions from the future and, sometimes, Just Plain Weird Nonlinear\nTemporal Dynamics<\/u>! With, for example, many now swearing that the\ninternet is coming to life and, The Walls Are Starting To Talk<\/u>!\nUFO sightings could sometimes be Echoes From The Future<\/u>! And,\ncould even be the Pentagon’s own Drone Technology<\/u>,\nhaunting them in the present! Likely, resembling the same widespread\nanomalous results observed in particle physics, that appear to\nsomehow be simultaneously real and unreal, like something out of a\nweird dream or, A Bad Joke<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nnonlinear temporal dynamics confuse the issue of whether anything is\norganic or inorganic, random or fated, real or imaginary, past or\nfuture, and suggest that a more Pragmatic Definition<\/u> for what\nis organic, requires categorizing the four root metaphors as subsets,\nderived from all the data. Reports of ghosts can often be viewed as\nextremely context dependent and, similar to the low entropy results\nin High Energy Physics<\/u>, which are incredibly vague and\ntautological and, of questionable or limited value. Physicists\ncommonly argue that everything is entropic, or random, only to deny\nthe evidence that spacetime itself is expanding in every direction\nsimultaneously, magically creating its own energy as the entire\nuniverse grows! Our subconscious mind being a walking lie detector,\nand our conscious mind horrible at detecting our own lies in\nparticular, ensures that, if nothing else, They Can Always Pretend<\/u>\nthe arrow of time applies to everything we observe, both individually\nand collectively, but technology has ensured that the illusion is\nrapidly becoming Much Harder To Sustain<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tInformation\nbeing more fundamental than energy, means the more advanced our\ntechnology becomes, and the more data we acquire and disseminate, the\neasier it is to unintentionally generate similar temporal\nside-effects. Which, of course, can reinforce themselves! While, our\nbrains remain fundamentally quantum mechanical, Confusing The Hell\nOut Of Everyone<\/u>! In later chapters, I cover a wide variety of\nsimilar personal experiences I’ve had, and one my own mother\nonce had on the telephone but, Most People I’ve Come Across Take\nSuch Things For Granted<\/u>! Easily dismissing them as unimportant.\nThe classic adage is, “A Watched Pot Will Never Boil<\/u>”\nand, once, I had to reassure a woman that she’s not crazy, and\nmodern science can explain such things, which are frequently similar\nto listening to a Record Skipping<\/u>, or as if the walls are\ntalking. Two additional examples, that commonly mess with people’s\nheads, are crap following you around on the horizon and, The\nMocking Laughter Of The Void<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tYou\ncould say they’re all proof that, “Forty-Two Being As\nGood As It Gets, The Song Remains The Same<\/u>!” Requiring\nvague metaphoric systems logics, if anyone is to ever have the\nslightest hope of making more sense out of them. For example, a\n“Goldilocks Principle of Murphy’s Law<\/u>”\nexpresses particle-wave duality as a metaphor and, sometimes, can\nhelp make a little more sense out of something specific, as\nexpressing the Two Faces of Janus. Both the Cheshire Cat, and Q on\nStar Trek, can be thought of as Mother Nature’s avatars, similar to a\nJeanie in a bottle. Q’s magic contrasts starkly with the Enterprise\ncrew’s reliance on science and technology but, for all his\nomnipotence, Q will never admit that Karma is his one limitation!\nOccasionally, he will flash a mischievous grin revealing the truth,\nthat he’s not upset in the slightest, and just enjoys tweaking all of\ntheir noses. Which you can also think of as representing how time,\nand existence itself, are somehow magically both real and imaginary,\nreality and the dream and, if God does play peek-a-boo, we can all at\nleast agree, the Big Bang got everyone’s attention!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnyway,\ntypically such minor temporal hiccups, as a pot refusing to boil,\nhave Limited Impact<\/u> on the course of human events. Yet, a\nsustained series of them today, serves as a wake-up call that\nsomething BIG<\/u> is coming! That a Greater Truth<\/u> is about\nto be revealed! For all to bear witness and, quite possibly, Live\nTo Regret Immediately<\/u>! A greater truth which will leave no doubt\nin anybody’s mind, as to just exactly what is happening! In\nthis particular case, The Lasting Revelation<\/u>! That the time is\nnever quite what anybody thinks it is! Hoping to make a difference in\nour children’s future, I’ve been rushing for the last fifteen years\nto write this book. Assuming life is Merely A Joke<\/u> is as big a\nmistake as it is to assume that these are the days of Wine And\nRoses<\/u>! And, I’m afraid, as many as two billion people will\nlikely die, before this is over, but the past is not immutable! And,\nin a Singularity, children are the most powerful magic on the planet!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAll\nany of it means to me personally, is we need to start working out the\nmetaphoric logic as soon as possible, because the shit is about to\nhit the fan! While, people are already dying, along with every other\nspecies! At the very least, we need to cushion the fall, and be\nprepared to rebuild again! Hopefully, without repeating the worst\nmistakes. Theoretically, networking systems logic can illustrate how\nto reformulate Relativity to express quantum mechanics on macroscopic\nscales, making more sense out of thermodynamics which, then, can then\nbe used to kick-start the next scientific revolution, in a way that\nany five year old can comprehend. As useful as Classical Chaos\nTheory, Darwinian Evolution, Behaviorism, “Relational Frame\nTheory”, “Constructal Theory”, and countless other\ntheories all happen to be, they’re also gross\nover-simplifications, that require much more subtle systems logics,\nin order to become significantly more applicable in the real world.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBoth\nthe world ecology and humanity require all of the insight we can\ncollectively muster, which might sound confusing to many but, for\nexample, evolutionary theorists have already begun to gather evidence\nthat Darwinian Evolution does not appear to apply to large\npopulations of animals, that random evolution in plant DNA appears to\nregulate itself, and evidence that altitude, or temperature, drives\nthe pace of both mortality and evolution. Again, these can all be\ncompared to emergent effects, expressing the Two Faces of Janus, that\nclassic logic and thermodynamics alone simply cannot account for, but\nsystems logics can. Their increased frequency today is exactly what\nwe require in order to gain a better perspective of the Big Picture,\nWhich Is Nonlinear<\/u>! (Boing, Boing, Boing!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUp\nAhead At The Signpost<\/u>! Imagine if you will, the Timeless\nScience Fiction<\/u> story of limited dimensions yet, nonetheless,\naffectionately known as “Flatland<\/u>!” Whose local\ninhabitants include, “Three Classic Stooges”, also known\nto the other Denizens Of Flatland<\/u> as Moe, Larry, and Curly\nJoe. Three Brothers, who occupy their own, not so unique,\nIdiosyncratic Dunce Corner<\/u>, infantile mental plane, and\nPerpetual Twilight Zone<\/u>! Where their Extreme Reactionary\nBehavior<\/u> ensures they remain wholly incapable of ever learning,\nhow to share their words and play nice. And, all-too-predictably,\nequally incapable of ever grasping in the slightest that, In The\nTwilight Zone<\/u>: The Big Picture Always Has More Dimensions<\/u>!\nOr, does it?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAs\nunflattering as all of the Three Stooges Slapstick in this book are,\nthey merely represent the default networking systems logic, implied\nby a universal recursion in the principle of identity. The evidence\nI’ve collated over the last fifteen years, indicates humanity\ncould never have survived without them, or even have managed to\norganize in groups much larger than four hundred people, without\ninventing new technology. Countries, as large as the US today, rely\nextensively on quantum mechanics, just to maintain whatever order\nthey can manage. Thanks to everyone commonly rejecting their own\ndictionary and second grammar, AI is now poised to make the current\ninternet look like Smoke Signals, Morse Code, or an Old-Fashioned\nParty Line<\/u>! Utilizing, Truly Cunning Linguistic Analysis<\/u>\nto cut through all the Bullshit: Like A Hot Knife Through Butter<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tCommissioning\nextensive field studies, generously sponsored by their Local\nNeighborhood Bar<\/u>, careful to use the duly sanctioned, and\nproperly sanctified, peer-review system to scrupulously double-check\ntheir methodology and results, many years later, Archaeologists and\nAnthropologists came to the sober conclusion: The Inventions of\nBeer and Arithmetic Are What Made Modern Civilization Possible<\/u>!\nOver the course of a lifetime of conducting my own personal research,\nI’ve steadily uncovered similar evidence, that practically all\nof our cultural institutions, popular concepts, languages,\nmathematics, and physics, are gross over-simplifications, which have\nbeen mindlessly used and abused to suppress much more viable\nalternatives and, are unwittingly being used and abused to this very\nday to exploit people, and destroy the entire planet! Creating an\neven more urgent need to develop much more complex yet, equally,\ncompetitive alternatives. Throughout history, myriad cultures have\nclaimed that money is the Root Of All Evil<\/u>! But, the biggest\nfib the Devil ever told, was to convince himself that he knew what\nthe Hell he was doing! Networking Systems Logic suggests instead,\ncontrary to anyone’s erstwhile opinion, personal convictions,\nor heartfelt wishful thinking, the money and weapons themselves have\nbeen doing the lion’s share of the driving all along! And, most\nof the time, Nobody Is Actually Steering<\/u>! Just ask the\nPentagon<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSince\nthe dawn of agriculture, the need to organize in ever larger numbers,\nhas compelled us all to adopt more complex mental abstractions and,\nTo Do More Mental Gymnastics<\/u>! While Twisting All Of Our\nBrains Into Funky Pretzels<\/u>! Nonetheless, these merely represent\ngross over-simplifications of reality which, in turn, have been used\nand abused to suppress a wealth of empirical evidence! In particular,\nanything related to fuzzy logic, quantum mechanics, linguistic\nanalysis, consciousness, and our own innate sense of humor. Of\ncourse, frequently in the name of morality, growth, and progress!\nCussing May Be Rude, But So Is Farting<\/u>! While, cussing\nreflects more of how your subconscious mind and body talk among\nthemselves, of course, in a more Explicitly Infantile Fashion<\/u>,\nthat expresses more of the humor in life.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIt\nturns out that Galileo was far from being unique, but his trial was\nthe first in modern times to bring attention, to the extreme extent\nto which modern civilization has Institutionalized Denial Of The\nSelf-Evident Truth<\/u>! Anyone with two eyes could easily confirm his\nevidence, without requiring any explanations whatsoever yet, to this\nday, academia prefers to help their governments censor even the tale\nof, “The Emperor’s New Clothes<\/u>!" While,\nvehemently, continuing to deny that criticism of their lack of a\nsense of humor is meaningful. The invention of writing, in\nparticular, made “Big Agriculture<\/u>” possible,\neventually introducing formal logic, which was used to systematically\nsuppress and exclude any alternatives, that might challenge the\nestablishment. Karma lends entirely new meaning to "Social\nDarwinism" as quantifiable, and enforced in academia using\ninfantile taboos, which promote racism and sexism among their ranks\nto this day.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLikewise,\nthe English language itself, appears to have been designed to give\npeople the choice to suppress the more rudimentary grammar, to\nvarying degrees, in order to promote the interests of entrenched\nwealth, over those of the Peasants, Who Tend To Cuss More Often<\/u>!\nThe simple fact is, the more frequently people cuss, the more often\nthey also hold their leaders accountable, making tolerance and\nfreedom of speech all that much more valuable. Yet, the acquisition\nof sudden wealth can easily upset more Competitive And Contentious\nSocieties<\/u>, who attempt to suppress humor and cussing.\nUnfortunately, civilized humanity has abused formal logic, and\ninstitutionalized cultural insanity, to such a dreadful extent that,\nover the last few hundred years of the Industrial Revolution<\/u>,\nit has become the single greatest threat to the entire planet!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\ntheir part, the US government is classifying jokes older than\nmonuments, written by harmless potheads they throw in prison, while\ninsisting that national security is never a laughing matter, as half\nthe damned population implodes, and they attempt to destroy their own\ngovernment! Their response has been to import every genius they can,\nalong with twenty million illegal aliens, to replace them all.\nMilitary intelligence is a complete oxymoron yet, these days, the\nPentagon is even deciding for themselves what to call a monopoly, as\nif they’re Congress or the Supreme Court. For example,\ninsisting that Nvidia cannot make their own ARM laptops, like Apple\nalready does, because having two enormous corporations making their\nown ARM laptops, to compete against Intel and AMD, would somehow\ncreate a monopoly. In response, Microsoft sold them a billion and a\nhalf dollars worth of headsets, that make everyone throw up, having\nextensive experience with exploiting mindless bureaucrats for all\nthey’re worth, especially when you’re practically a\nmonopoly, and have to compete with corporations like Nvidia. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n \tWhen\nIs A Joke No Longer Just A Joke<\/u>? Whenever Three Stooges slapstick\nis considered normal and sane, as the entire world ecology collapses,\nand everyone argues over the definition of stupid, while storming the\npalace with Knives And Pitchforks<\/u>! Threatening to start\nWWIII<\/u>! Even, promoting racism and genocide as solutions to their\nown self-imposed problems! People can laugh all they want at the WWII\n“Cargo Cults<\/u>”, when the primitive Tribes of New\nZealand sometimes starved to death, spending all of their time\nbuilding mock runways and praying for the gods to send them more\ncrashed airplane wreaks full of goodies but, “The Gods Must\nBe Crazy<\/u>!” And, their behavior was essentially no different\nfrom that of Wall Street, governments, academia, the mass media, and\nthe mainstream, while George Orwell would never dare to broadcast\n“War of the Worlds<\/u>” today! Regardless of how many\npeople agree with your views, reality has a way of imposing itself\nupon even the wealthy, the mindless mob, and any of the more\nidealistic and intellectual of the Three Stooges, In The Most\nDisagreeable Ways Imaginable<\/u>! We’re now rapidly approaching\nwhat the I-Ching politely calls, “The Turning Point<\/u>”,\nwhat others more bluntly refer to as, “The Tipping Point<\/u>”,\nbut what Rainbow Warriors poignantly call, “Childhood’s\nEnd<\/u>!" When all the lies will finally be revealed, and the\nmeek shall at last inherit the Earth, or: Whatever Might Be Left\nof It<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOnly\nBy Placing One Foot In Front Of The Other, May Any Bumble Down A Road\nLess Traveled<\/u>: And, Risk Falling Into The Nearest Ditch<\/u>!\nOne of the more striking implications of a self-organizing\nsingularity, is that time itself can be considered simultaneously\nreal and imaginary, and everything that exists can be described as\nobeying Karma, due to our inhabiting what is essentially a, “Magical\nFairy Tale Universe”, but one that tells its own story.\nSometimes, a book like this one is known as, “The Book That\nCan Never Be Written<\/u>!” Which, of course, like any number of\npopular Hollywood Movies<\/u>: Has no known ending, and countless\nauthors, who often prefer to remain anonymous! Karma is an incredibly\nvague and paradoxical concept, making it magical by default, but The\nMagic of Karma Abides In The Singularity<\/u>! Where mathematics and\nlanguage can become indistinguishable, expressing humble efficiency\nand elegant simplicity, which the Muppets can explain better than I\ncan.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSuffice\nit to say for now that, Contentment Can Be Its Own Reward<\/u>! To\nhave clueless friends, we must first be content to remain clueless\nourselves! Most are familiar with the concept of Karma as, “What\ncomes around, goes around”, but Karma is also the principle of,\n“Two steps forward and one back, Or Else<\/u>!” At any\ngiven time, half of life can be considered fated, and the other half\nrandom, but the two overlap and transform into one another in extreme\nsituations, making them Ultimately Indistinguishable<\/u>.\nProviding a simple explanation for why the everyday world appears to\nbe so deterministic, yet Monty Carlo Statistics<\/u>, Fractal\nGeometry, and 125% efficiency commonly apply to the world around us.\nProviding an additional simple explanation for why people so\nfrequently act so insane or, as if, they were merely two years old.\nThe evidence already indicates the Peter Principle applies in the\nreal world: Defying Darwinian Survival Of The Fittest<\/u>! And,\ncomparable to an adult version of Alice In Wonderland<\/u>, The\nWizard Of Oz<\/u>, and Peter Pan<\/u>: Combined With Star Wars,\nStar Trek, And The Muppets<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThrow\nYourself Off The Top Of A Tall Building<\/u>! And, ironically, you\nhave chosen your own fate but, time is neither passive nor strictly\nlinear, and the metaphorical concept of Karma covers additional\nnonlinear temporal dynamics, that nothing else can. For example, you\nmight be surprised to learn just how many Infants Have Survived\nFalls<\/u> that would kill an adult, from up to six floors: When\nTheir Diaper Exploded On Impact<\/u>! Merely Bruising Their Little\nButts<\/u>! Which can be attributed to Karma, or the symmetry of\nMother Nature herself, inherently favoring the little ones, limiting\nextremes, and normalizing life, while expressing, A Distinctly\nInfantile Sense Of Humor<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\ngeneral, The Further We Look<\/u> back in time, using telescopes or\nwhatever, the more vague and self-contradictory everything becomes,\nwhile the future appears to be even more uncertain, constantly\nbranching off in new directions. There is literally no going\nbackwards without Paying Interest<\/u>, and no going forward\nwithout Taking A Leap Of Faith<\/u>! And, Possibly, Paying For\nIt<\/u>! Ironically, we frequently have little choice, but to go on\nfaith alone, in a universe so tacky that, Even The Muppets Won’t\nTalk About It<\/u>! So, I tell people to, Get Over It Already<\/u>!\nOur universe appears to have originated in both a self-contradictory\nBig Bang that was “just right<\/u>”, as if God had\ntouched the Cue Ball with his finger, broke the pool table, and sank\nevery ball, while incredibly vague Dark Energy appears to be causing\neverything to expand for eternity, and our universe is predicted to\neither end in a dramatic “Big Crunch<\/u>”, or a boring\n“Heat Death<\/u>”, but nobody can tell for certain\nwhich it might be, Not Even Hollywood Writers<\/u>! Yet, The\nUndeniable Truth Remains<\/u>, that everything expresses particle-wave\nduality, including energy and information, with energy Constantly\nPaying It Forward<\/u>, and information always full of surprises,\nkeeping life interesting.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPaying\nIt Forward, As Inertia Or Whatever<\/u>, is ultimately the only way\nwe’re able to go backwards and, for example, Evolutionary\nTheorists now believe people live as long as we do, and experience a\n“Second Childhood<\/u>”, because grandparents tend to\nspoil their grandchildren. Likewise, Senior Citizens Everywhere\nHave Sworn<\/u>, that donating to charity extends their lives, as\nreliably as modern technology. Although anybody could have\ncommissioned field studies, thousands of years ago, only recently\nhave sociologists begun to confirm this humble fact of life for the\nfirst time, according to modern scientific standards. As if,\ndocumenting how people live longer was never of interest to anyone\nbefore, especially, when it concerns minor economies among poorer\npopulations.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPoor\npeople, who are struggling to pay it forward to their neighbors,\nironically, often fully aware that it will extend their own lives.\nMama Nature Favors<\/u> not only toddlers, but the poor, weak, and\ndefenseless as well because, of course, In A Magical Fairy Tale\nUniverse<\/u>: Even Our Gestures Always Matter<\/u>! Things like the\nPlacebo Effect<\/u> continue to elude modern science, and could\nvery well be a cellular level manifestation of Instant Karma, and the\nTwo Faces of Janus<\/u>. Explaining why Ebeneezer Scrooge needed\nTiny Tim, every bit as much as he needed him. Our conscious mind\nseems to deal more pointedly with asserting moral issues, and our\nsubconscious with More Flexible And Tolerant Metaethics<\/u>. These\nsupply more of the greater context for our conscious mind to apply\nmorality more appropriately which, in turn, can be used to correct\nthe larger number of errors that our subconscious metaethics\nintroduce. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHowever,\nthe whole Merry-Go-Round, Self-Organizing Social System<\/u>, is\nbased on the assumption you’ll figure it out eventually, or\nnot, and: Can Easily Become Self-Defeating<\/u>! Surveys have\nconsistently indicated that 80% of Americans apply their personal\nmorality to others, but seldom to themselves, and the more\nhypocritical they become, the more rigid, inflexible, profoundly\nconfused, gullible and, literally, brain damaged and incapable of\nreproducing. As If, They Were All Slowly Turning Themselves Into\nWalking Dead Zombies<\/u>! The immune and reproductive systems also\nmeet in the brain, and appear to be Yin and Yang, morality and\nmetaethics, intimately connecting us to Gaia, to each other, our\nimmediate environment, the Earth and Solar System, Past and Future. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWithout\na well developed sense of humor, we blind ourselves to own worst\nself-defeating behavior, which is easy enough to document but, other\nthan Crazy Hippies<\/u> and Sesame Street<\/u>, nobody’s\nbeen doing it! While, The Whole World Is Going To Hell In A\nHand-Basket<\/u>! Our mortality rates and ability to reproduce both\nchange accordingly, as if nature is imposing balance whenever harmony\nis lost, and we appear to have evolved to live in small Tribal\nGroups<\/u>, and Extended Families<\/u>, of roughly seven or more\nadults. Who usually kept each other more honest, with adults\ntypically becoming more honest the older they become. Now, our own\nrapidly advancing technology is Exacerbating The Situation<\/u>,\nand the price of growth and progress seems to be that humanity must\nevolve, sooner, rather than later, or: Risk Devolving Altogether<\/u>!\nAgainst my better judgment, all sanity and common sense, I have\nbecome the Wu Li Master of the Tao Te Ching! A Warrior of the\nRainbow, The Shockwave Rider Who Rides The Great Rainbow Fractal\nDragon! The Treasure of Malaysia! And, the only person I know of, on\nthe entire planet, who seems to have a clue, as to how to automate\nInstant Karma online…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTechnology\nis already amplifying Karma in unpredictable ways, causing entire\npopulations to rapidly implode and, if we don’t address the\nissue in the near future, the results could be more disastrous than\nanyone can imagine. All of the strife in US politics today, for\nexample, is partially the result of modern technology amplifying\nalready existing cultural problems, including Negative Karma, while\ndeliberately amplifying Positive Karma could help to ameliorate the\nextent of such problems and, additionally, support the future\ndevelopment of a meritocracy. Hopefully, by establishing a new online\neconomy, which is competitive with the already existing ones, we can\nhelp to tame the wild internet, save the planet for our children, and\nkick-start the next scientific revolution. All within the public\ndomain, far removed from the contentious reach of commercial\ncorporations, governments, academia, and the mainstream! But, with\nthe added complication that amplifying Karma requires new technology,\nthat will offer people more opportunities to make bad choices. Sun\nTzu warned, “Know Thy Enemy<\/u>”, Socrates admonished,\n“Know Thyself<\/u>”, while I say, if you value your\nlife: “Know Thy Mindless Mob<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tKarma\nis all about the choices we freely make as individuals, families,\nsocieties, and citizens of the world, and amplifying Karma requires\nnetworking systems logic, and the mathematical-linguistics, of the\nmultifractal equation expressed in our Rainbow Warrior<\/u> poetry,\nwhich can be used to offer everyone as many choices as possible. For\nexample, a decade long cross-disciplinary study of the I-Ching\nconcluded the text is word perfect and complete for introspective\npurposes. Automating this one book alone, using its own analog logic\nto eliminate the need to roll the dice or throw the yarrow sticks,\nand get lucky, could provide billions with a better way to make\nchoices for themselves, encouraging and amplifying Positive Karma\nworldwide. Similarly, my geometry is related to Hindi Chakras, and\nover half the planet has some sort of vague belief in Karma, while\ninstitutions such as Grameen Bank are famous for promoting the\ndevelopment of alternative economies, and are dedicated to ending\ndestitute poverty this century. If I Have Anything To Say About\nIt<\/u>! Academia and the mainstream are about to rediscover: Humor\nCan Survive<\/u>! Along With Our Children And Grandchildren<\/u>! As\nWell As, The Rest of The Damn Planet<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nWisdom<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSaying\nnothing, yet leaving nothing unsaid, the bullshit fuzzy logic that\ncan be spoken of is not the enduring bullshit, which is why the\ntimeless wit and wisdom of Socrates are right at home in our Rainbow\nWarrior poetry, expressing the collective ignorance of millions\naround the globe today. Archaeological evidence suggests that it was\nisolated tribes, living in the southern mountains of China, who first\npopularized the genre known as “Oneness Poetry”, by\ndevising an ingenious system of knots in ropes and marks on turtle\nshells, that allowed them to share more of their favorite jokes and\nriddles with their neighbors, whom they seldom got to see as often as\nthey’d like. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and\nthe mountains where these tribes lived were so steep even the goats\ncomplained, and the only way they could have been more isolated was\nif they had lived at the north pole. But, that was long, long, ago in\nthe time before time, at the very dawn of agriculture, almost six\nthousand years before Stone Henge was erected. Long before graffiti\never became a real problem, or the first recognizable outhouses were\nbuilt, the Chinese were already developing the rudiments of written\nlanguage, based on potty humor, and you might think they were pretty\nsmart, but you’d be surprised at just how long it took them to\nfigure out, you don’t really need the turtle shells and rope,\nand any damned fool can just scratch a few marks in the dirt with a\nstick! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAfter\nthat though, their Oneness Poetry took off like wildfire, and people\nwere scratching jokes and riddles in the dirt and writing on the\nwalls of every crapper in China, sometimes desperate to make their\nown more ignorant contributions. Over the next five thousand years or\nso, the industrious buggers refined their uniquely Chinese brand of\npolite tribal potty humor, into a fine art and science, eventually\nproducing the more family oriented potty humor oracle, known as the\n“I-Ching”, or “Book of Changes” and, many\nthousands of years later still, introduced the crowning achievement\nof Oneness Poetry and potty humor, “The Tao Te Ching”, or\n“The Way of Ignorant Virtue”, Frequently described as\nrequiring half an hour to read, and a lifetime to comprehend, with\nmany still debating to this very day whether it is the deepest\nphilosophical well on the planet, or the deepest pile of manure ever\nconceived by man. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEverybody\nI know agrees its both and, of course, that makes the Tao Te Ching\nthe perfect bathroom companion but, whatever your personal taste in\nreading material and literature, a version of that little book went\non to become the most popular comic book sold in Asia! The author is\nonly known by the pen name of Lao Tzu, or “Gray Haired Child”,\nand many still complain to this day that their children make their\nhair turn gray. I gave a copy to my own son, and as many as 300\nmillion people worship the original text, and billions more read it\nupon occasion but, not being religious myself, I really have to\nadmire a religion with a sense of humor about itself this Mad, Mad,\nMad, Mad World! Anyway, right\naround the same time that the Tao Te Ching was first published in\nChina, on the other side of the planet, Socrates of Athens had\ninherited his own tribal tradition, but his was an oral tradition,\nthat never did translate nearly as well into a written one. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTribal\ncomedy traditions were as common as dirt back then, and wildly\npopular in even big cities like Athens, but the wealthy and middle\nclass establishment eventually got sick and tired of his less refined\njokes, and sentenced him to death in a kangaroo court trial, for\nmaking them all look like complete idiots in public. Athens had hit\nthe jackpot, and money was pouring into the city like never before,\nwhile Socrates had watched in horror, as many of his closest friends\nand neighbors lives were destroyed, in a mad scramble over money of\nall things. Having been poor his entire life, he knew money could\nnever buy happiness and, normally as quiet as a church mouse, at 80\nyears old he surprised everybody who knew him, when he boldly stepped\nforward amidst the ensuing widespread panic and confusion,\nthreatening to devolve into complete pandemonium, and overwhelm the\nfair streets of his much beloved city, and proceeded to flagrantly,\naudaciously, unabashedly, and most bodaciously, openly challenge the\nreigning accepted authorities and prevailing conventional wisdom, by\nscandalously asking questions of anyone foolish enough to answer\nthem, even in crowded public places! <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHe\nloved to drink, but hated to drink alone and, in his golden years,\npreferred to meander leisurely throughout Athens, schmoozing with\neverybody in town, while quietly getting drunk. When, out of the\nblue, he suddenly started asking a lot of stupid questions well,\nnaturally he got everybody’s attention, but his confusing\nquestions always went round in circles. Revealing how the recognized\nauthorities and prevailing conventional wisdom contradicted\nthemselves, favoring the wealthy and the middle class, and were not\nto be trusted by the peasants. Athens had a reputation as a rough\ntown and, for example, if you wanted to get everybody’s\nattention back then, the prudent thing to do was to first shout out\nthe traditional plea for the indulgence of the mindless mob, “Strike\nif you must, but hear me first!” Some people just require a\nlittle more warning than others that you might actually have\nsomething to say worth listening to, and Socrates grew up in a rough\nneighborhood himself, possibly explaining why he was normally so\nquiet but, rough town or not, when they start lynching quiet old\ndrunks for merely asking stupid questions and repeating the lamest\nhandful of jokes imaginable, you can bet there’s money\ninvolved, and the truth is the last thing anyone wants to know! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSocrates\nbecame the first modern day martyr for barflies, stand-up comedians,\nand politicians alike who, over two thousand years later, still\nritualistically beg their respective drunk patrons and constituents\nnot to lynch them. When his good friend and drinking buddy, Plato,\nlater wrote a book about his death it became a best seller, and\nhelped to establish ethics and democratic institutions as the\nfoundations of Western philosophy and legal systems which, you could\nsay, are based on barroom jokes older than monuments! Unable to\nafford expensive books, illiterate peasants throughout Europe\ncelebrated the anniversary of his death for centuries, by drinking\ntoasts to him in bars, recounting his numerous exploits, inventing\nnew Socratic jokes, and establishing their own “Socratic Wisdom\nof Collective Ignorance” to help them avoid being exploited.\nSome might assume that I’m exaggerating the importance of one\ndrunk Native, cracking lame jokes for free drinks in bars and\nperforming his family’s traditional carnival sideshow act, but\none of the first things Adolf Hitler did in office, was to make it\nillegal to crack jokes about the Nazi party and, of course, then he\nsent the lynch mobs around to all the bars, to hang all the Natives,\nand anybody else who might even think about cracking a joke he didn’t\nlike! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhenever\npossible, as much as any man alive, Plato also thoroughly enjoyed\nschmoozing however, unlike Socrates, he loved nothing more than being\nthe center of attention and, like Martha Stewart, was a popular\nauthor of the day on aesthetics. After protesting the Athenians\nkilling his close friend, for merely having a sense of humor about\nhis civic responsibilities, Plato used his influence with the Romans\nto have all 76 works of his biggest literary rival, Democritus,\nburned throughout the empire as “Ugly And Demeaning”\nwhich, no doubt, increased sales of his own book on the ethics of\nSocrates. Perhaps wisely, Socrates himself remained largely\nuneducated, preferring to hang out in bars, and recommended avoiding\nreading too many stupid books. Other Greek philosophers, such as Zeno\nof Elea, were also famous for their stand-up comedy routines, that\nregularly drew large crowds from all over Greece, but they tended to\nstick with the popular metaphysical comedies of the day, that had\nalmost nothing to do with reality, much less politics, or their\ncomedy seldom lasted! Over the centuries, rather than political\ncomedy, the ancient Greek philosophers had become famous for\npondering many of the more profound questions still vexing\nphilosophers everywhere to this day. Such as, whether or not there\nare any limits to human stupidity, when to call a pile of sand a heap\nof sand, or bullshit-bullshit, whether lawyers and compulsive liars\ncan actually lie to themselves, and whether its actually possible to\nstep in the same pile of crap twice.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nspite of having acquired a lifetime of wisdom, hanging out in bars,\nand having mastered his ancient tribal tradition, of insipidly asking\nquestions that always led round in circles, for once his Shaman’s\nhome-brewed verbal Judo and Aikido training had failed him, due to\nhis failing to recognize that civilized people tend to organize,\nalong the same lines of an enormous flock of brainless chickens\nwhile, in my opinion, his particular brand of tribal comedy was\nobviously better suited for more intimate gatherings, such as\nbirthday parties, weddings, and Barmitzva. His confusion was\nunderstandable, since chickens were only starting to become popular\nin the West at the time, and tribal groups tend to be small, but\nsociologists estimate right around four hundred people is when all\nthe insanity starts to set in. Not because people are closely related\nto chickens, inherently stupid, selfish, or violent, but because it\nsimply becomes impossible to get anything accomplished any other way!\nThe larger any group becomes, the more technology they require just\nto maintain any semblance of order and, if you can’t at least\nget your crap together enough to organize like brainless chickens,\nthe only other alternative is total chaos! While, all the money\nflying around Athens had incited a feeding frenzy among all the more\nindignant, higher ranking chickens! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTaoists\nlike to say, “Its the simple shit that always gets you!”\nWhich is why Tzun Tzu’s “Art of War” is required\nreading in every military academy around the world, because Three\nStooges slapstick is about as creative and artistic as the military\never gets, and is never to be overestimated. Military intelligence is\na complete oxymoron, so keep it simple stupid, because anybody in the\nmilitary who doesn’t appreciate the Fine Art of War becomes\ncannon fodder! Any damned fool you send out on the battlefield first,\njust to see which way the bullets are flying, is considered cannon\nfodder and, by all accounts, Socrates was among the strangest and\nugliest men alive, with extremely questionable personal hygiene, and\nwould have stood out in any crowd and made great cannon fodder,\nexcept he also happened to be among the oldest and shortest men\nalive, and normally so quiet he would have made a better doorstop, so\nlong as you kept his glass full! <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNevertheless,\nthey say his walk was so fierce that the biggest assholes in town\nstepped aside whenever he came through, and nobody ever mistook him\nfor a doorstop or cannon fodder, whenever he walked into a room or\nhad something to say. Its the quiet ones you have to watch out for\nand, for all his short-comings, Socrates was a proud veteran, who had\nremained vigorously active in his community affairs, and had earned a\nreputation far and wide as the wisest man in the world, who had\nsomehow managed to survive to a ripe old age. Because, of course, he\nknew when to keep his mouth shut, and knew the Art of War better than\nany man alive! Nobody in his neighborhood could afford fancy books or\nan education, so Socrates showed them all how to make more sense out\nof the school of hard knocks, and how to avoid being exploited, by\nworking on your personal integrity, and your sense of humor. More so\nthan most men, Socrates knew life demands a sense of humor, which is\nsomething everybody has to figure out for themselves the hard way.\nAlthough he paid the ultimate price for the sake of his friends,\nfamily, and neighbors, he also knew that the truth hurts for a\nreason, which is why war never decided the truth and, by keeping it\nsimple, he single handedly changed the course of Western\nCivilization, from a bar stool! `<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAristotle\nwas another good friend of Plato, but he was a real busy-back-soon\ntype, who never did enjoy schmoozing as much, nonetheless, he\nintuitively comprehended Three Stooges slapstick, and managed to\nreorganize all of the sciences in roughly the same way they’re\nstill organized to this day. But, it was someone else in Rome, who\nhad been carefully examining everything he wrote, who discovered that\nAristotle’s intuitive grasp of lowbrow slapstick was profound\nindeed, and he had unwittingly published the foundations for modern\nformal logic. With the eventual widespread adoption of his new and\nimproved formal “Three Stooges Logic”, the Roman Empire\nwas poised to begin the industrial revolution, but failed to do so,\nwhich historians have frequently attributed to their being a slave\nculture. Unfortunately, in spite of ancient Rome having perfected\nThree Stooges Logic, a quarter of the developed world still insisting\nthe sun revolves around the earth, the Roman emperors often being as\ndisturbingly insane as they come, and modern presidents now beginning\nto rival them, nevertheless, few historians have ever dared to\ncompare the Roman Empire and modern civilization, to an enormous\nflock of brainless chickens. Comparing several billion people to\nbrainless chickens, when they frequently act like brainless chickens,\nis just asking for trouble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tChickens\nare actually smarter than most assume, and not entirely brainless,\nbut the reputation of innocent chickens everywhere has suffered\nhorribly, from frequently being compared to people. More importantly\nat the time, u<\/font>nlike the\ntraditions of Socrates and most of his contemporaries, Aristotle’s\nnew logic didn’t require asking a lot of unnecessary stupid\nquestions, and eschewed mysticism or anything even vaguely resembling\na genuine sense of humor, making it much less likely to get you\nkilled by the occasional enthusiastic lynch mob, the middle class, or\nthe wealthy. Subsequently, his new logic swept the empire by storm,\nand was widely hailed as a minor miracle and a triumph of modern\ncivilization, and immediately integrated into every existing\nmainstream cultural institution that was even remotely compatible.\nH<\/font>owever, instead of\nsignaling the start of the industrial revolution, or anything even\nvaguely resembling an age of science, reason, and enlightenment, a\npower struggle ensued and the entire Western hemisphere slowly began\nto change, drastically for the worse! It was as if the fictitious\ncharacter Surac, of Star Trek fame, had taught his dispassionate\nVulcan philosophy of peace through logic, as a more meaningful\nalternative to the already established schools of lowbrow comedy, and\nhad even managed to successfully reorganize all of the sciences, only\nto inspire the eventual collapse of the Roman Empire, and a thousand\nyears of religious wars, culminating in the dark ages!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRome\nhad always tolerated a wild diversity of religions, with Christianity\nbeing a notable exception, because it suggested that the Romans were\nwasting all their time and money, sacrificing animals to the Gods and\natoning for their sins, when all they had to do was to practice\nsymbolic cannibalism. The Romans rightfully believed Christianity was\na subversive cult, that could ruin their entire guilt riddled economy\nand way of life, and decided to throw the early Christians to the\nlions in the coliseum, in order to show them how the lucrative\nbusiness of forgiveness works, and to teach them how to beg for\nforgiveness with cold hard cash in hand but, more importantly, to\nprove to everybody’s satisfaction that it remains far healthier\nto feed people to animals, than to eat people, even symbolically. Of\ncourse, the Christians sued for slander and complained to the better\nbusiness bureau, but it turned out that the new religion was\nparticularly compatible with Aristotle’s new Three Stooges\nLogic, and was much more modern, abstract, and aesthetically pleasing\nthan any of the existing religions with, for example, the book of\nMathew being written by one of the best selling fiction authors of\nthe day, and the “Sermon on the Mount” still widely\nconsidered one of the greatest literary masterpieces of all time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tItalians\nsure do love their drama and, eventually, they established the Roman\nCatholic Church which, along with adopting many of the Roman\nholidays, carefully integrated Aristotle’s logic into their\nradical new theology of see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, but\nthe aristocracy insisted they compromise on charging for forgiveness,\nand merely do away with the middleman altogether, by banning\nwitchcraft and animal sacrifice. God might or might not forgive a\npeasant if they merely asked for forgiveness, but a rich man could\nalways buy forgiveness from the church with cash on the barrel head,\nand God will bless them. To this very day, wealthy people can still\nbuy forgiveness in almost any court of law, without the need for\nperforming any elaborate, messy, or undignified rituals involving\nslaughtering the usual innocent lambs, the occasional tedious\nsacrificial goat, or inanely throwing more credulous fools to the\nwolves and lions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThus\nbegan the “Religious Clone Wars”, as all the money\nfloated to the top faster than ever before, squeezing out the\nmiddleman at every opportunity, and literally burning their\ncompetition at the stake, all across Europe! That is, until they\nreached Poland, where the men finally put a stop to it, and told the\nassholes Rome would have to send more soldiers, if they wanted to\nburn anymore of their women alive. The Polish may be dumb, but they\nain’t stupid or wimps, and they all love their mamas.\nNevertheless, across Europe, religion increasingly became more of a\ncommercial business, with the Christians building their brand-name by\nsystematically attacking the “pagan” religions, as\noutdated cheap imitations, that were only in it for the money and,\nsometimes, had been instrumental in helping to throw the early\nChristians to the lions. Of course, nobody knows better than\nChristians, that when you own the monopoly on forgiveness, dead\npeople and dead religions are always so much easier to forgive, with\nsome Christians today believing that its possible to convert dead\npeople, and all will be forgiven. Rather than Aristotle’s new\nThree Stooges Logic kick-starting the industrial revolution, two\nthousand years early, the Romans had used it to consolidate all of\ntheir religions and various schools of thought, producing their own\nconsecrated Three Stooges corporate takeover Ponzi Scheme, to cut out\nthe middleman whenever possible, and make it much easier for a rich\nman to get into heaven, and the rest to all get in line, and organize\nlike an enormous flock of indignant chickens.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nItalians have a real gift for political theater, and know their\ndamned chickens, and would eventually go on to invent the Mafia and\nmodern bureaucracy, both for the sole purpose of fighting corruption\nin government. People still debate to this day which is worse, and\ngenerally agree the international conglomerates put them all to\nshame. Later, Islam would also adopt Aristotle’s Logic, as the\nentire Western hemisphere slowly began to reorganize, along the same\nlines as, increasingly larger, flocks of brainless chickens.\nEventually, once all the wealth had long since floated to the top,\nand the religious wars had died down a bit, sometime after the dark\nages had finally begun to noticeably recede, it was Galileo of\nGalilee who became famous for repeating the same mistake as Socrates,\nof foolishly assuming that the mainstream and the wealthy actually\ngive a crap about the truth, and don’t just pay the truth a lot\nof lip service. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOne\nof the more enduring legacies of Aristotle’s logic is that\nconservatives everywhere commonly possess a stunted sense of humor,\nand Galileo was a widely respected conservative curmudgeon in his\nday, with absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever. Nevertheless, for\nunknown reasons, the stupid truth had always meant a lot to him, just\nas it had to Socrates and, as gravely as he could, he showed all of\nacademia how they could drop their balls, open their eyes, and prove\nto themselves that, just because everybody claims something is true,\ndoesn’t make it so. Galileo’s complete lack of guile or a\nsense of humor saved his life, and they merely imprisoned him at home\nand excommunicated him, for daring to challenge the recognized\nauthorities and the prevailing conventional wisdom with the stupid\ntruth. However, after organizing like the Three Stooges for over a\nmillennium, they were too late to prevent him from spreading his\nradically subversive and, unthinkable, heretical idea of using actual\nphysical evidence, to challenge some of the more insane widespread\nbeliefs of the mainstream hegemony who, of course, normally could not\ncare less about the stupid truth which, obviously, could easily get\nyou imprisoned, tortured, and killed! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tUnwittingly,\nGalileo had instigated an arms race among the chickens by exposing\ntheir greatest weakness, that the self-evident truth is the last\ndamned thing the idiots care about! And, when the apple later fell on\nIsaac Newton’s head and he invented his laws of motion, they\nwere based on the simple observation that the sky isn’t\nactually falling, and for every chicken pecking away at another one,\nthere is always an equal but opposite reaction. As exciting as all of\nEurope had discovered it could be to play “Peeping Tom”\nwith the new telescopes being invented, while dropping their own\nballs off the tops of tall buildings, within a century of Newton’s\ndiscovery, someone would figure out how to use his much more powerful\n“Reactionary Laws of Motion” to calibrate a cannon, so\nanyone could figure out just how far away they could be, and still\nhit the target every time. Overnight, the knowledge made every castle\nin the world obsolete, forcing chickens everywhere to flea the coop,\nand to begin hotly debating what constitutes physical evidence, and\nthe even more troubling and mysterious, self-evident truth… Yet\nanother grimly humorless power struggle ensued to determine exactly\nwhich chickenshit mainstream conventional wisdom would prevail, as\nnew empires rose and fell, eventually leading to the establishment of\nthe modern military-industrial complex, as a direct result of the\nFrench Revolution. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nFrench have always been famous for their fancy cooking, and known for\npreferring to buy their ingredients fresh every day, and for eating\nanything that moves, including frogs and snails. And, when Marie\nAntoinette suggested the peasants eat cake, when they were all\nstarving to death well, naturally, they did what you might expect any\nfarmer would do with a chicken that makes too much damned noise, and\ncut off her head, along with the heads of many of the more\ninfluential academics and authorities, for obviously all being\nincapable of truly appreciating Fine French Cuisine, and far too\nstupid to be allowed to live. Without hesitation, whenever possible,\nthey immediately replaced the whole lot with the brightest peasants\nin the land and, five years later, Napoleon Bonaparte would teach all\nof Europe the meaning of, “High Tech Peasant Warfare!”\nWithin a decade, in turn, all of the more powerful European nations\nwould each establish their own state funded universities for the\nbrightest and hungriest peasants, many of whom died before the age of\nthirty, from complications caused by episodic childhood starvation.\nBut, the turning point came with the American Civil War which\nestablished, once and for all, that he who has the most starving\npeasants, food, and guns, wins. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nbefore the invention of the steam engine, slaves were so cheap half\nof them died on the voyage from Africa, and the average slave working\nthe cane fields in the Caribbean only survived for five years. A ten\npound bag of sugar came at the cost of some damned poor fool’s\nlife, and the introduction of the steam engine had made imports, of\nany kind, faster and cheaper than ever before. The struggle between\nman and machine is as old as the invention of the wheel and, having\nbeen raised poor himself, growing up in a log cabin, Honest Abe\ndecided slavery had no future in the modern world, where starving\npeasants were even cheaper to import, usually paying for their own\npassage these days, and willing to fight for their freedom and their\nnext meal! <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, outside of the modern world, the introduction of the steam\nengine caused slavery to spread everywhere imaginable, with there\nbeing an estimated 350 million slaves in the world today, but the\ncheap cost of peasants, and the fact they keep migrating towards the\nbest sources of food, largely eliminated the practice in the\ndeveloped world, as far too expensive, and socially unacceptable at\nthe dinner table. After WWII, the US military realized that all of\ntheir potential recruits were suffering from severe malnutrition, and\nmost would not know how to feed themselves properly, even assuming\nsomeone actually gave them the money to buy real food. Eventually,\ninspiring the controversial adoption of minimum wage, food stamps,\nfarm subsidies, vitamin fortified breakfast cereals, and twenty\nmillion illegal aliens, as all viable alternatives to slavery in the\nmodern world. To this day, common sense has it that neither\nconventional wisdom, empirical evidence, nor the stupid truth mean\nsquat, unless you have the food and the guns to back them up, with\nweapons still being the single largest manufactured export of the\nlargest exporter in the world, the US, which also exports more food\nthan anybody else. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nroads lead to Rome, because the Roman Empire was exporting so many\nsoldiers and weapons, and importing slaves, peasants, war treasures,\nwater, and everything else imaginable, that they could hardly build\nnew roads fast enough to keep up with all the traffic, and had to put\nformer soldiers on the dole just in case anybody, like the Germans,\ngot any stupid ideas about doing a quick smash and grab, attempting\nto loot the city, using the same roads they had built to haul\neverything in on. The former soldiers were all drafted, serving for a\ndecade on the average and, often, had their property confiscated by\nthe wealthy while they were away fighting wars for them and,\nsometimes, could become almost as much of a threat as the Germans.\nSo, the Roman senate wisely decided it was best to keep feeding and\nentertaining them, since they were still drafting more. As you might\nexpect, among the first technological marvels introduced by the\nRomans were their cement roads, and their concrete remained among the\nstrongest anywhere in the world, right up into modern times. But,\namong the Roman Empire’s many other claims to fame, is\ninventing modern tourism, and creating The Greatest Show On Earth,\nbased on the simple philosophy that, “For the show to go on,\nall roads must lead to Rome”, and they must build roads faster,\nand take the show on the road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nThe Mongols conquered the world on horseback, including Italy at one\npoint nonetheless, at great expense, the Romans constructed some\n250,000 miles of roads, as if welcoming the Mongol hoards and, to\nthis day, capitalism is still all about showmanship, and turning\nplowshares into swords and super highways, who has the brightest\npeasants or can import them faster, and can export the most food and\nhigh tech weapons. The US is the third most populous country in the\nworld, yet still imports half the geniuses on the planet, and\nroutinely wins half the Nobel Prizes and Olympic Medals. They say\nAmericans love a winner and hate a loser, which is why our military\nis equal to the next six largest in the world combined, because\nwinning isn’t everything on the battlefield, its the only\nthing, and everybody who survives loves a winner.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nWhile in office, the war weighed heavily on Lincoln’s\nconscience, and he discovered the hard way that size does matter but,\nif you have a large enough military, eventually you will find a\nwinner among all the losers. The US also foots half the bills for\nboth NATO and the UN, and has been called “An enemy you can\ntrust”, because even our money says “In God We Trust”,\nwhile all others pay cash! There’s no need to start WWIII or to\nhold too many grudges when, for all practical purposes, you already\nown half the damned planet worth owning, and would be hard pressed to\nexport weapons any faster. China has only recently completed building\ntheir own national highway system and, in the process, created the\nworst traffic jam in history, setting their own “Guinness\nRecord for Chinese Fire Drills” which, depending on who you\nask, lasted anywhere from nine days to over a year. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIndia\nhas only recently begun building their own national highway system,\nand its only considered a traffic jam there if you have to go\nbackwards for longer than half an hour, in Europe they’re still\nworking on digging enormous tunnels and building enormous bridges\neverywhere, while its extremely difficult to sell high tech weapons\nto people living in mud huts and tin shacks so, in the ancient Roman\ntradition, we encourage them all to build roads faster. Star Trek and\nthe Jetsons are still everyone’s fantasy, and your Field of\nDreams ain’t nothing but a mud hole, if everybody dies before\nthey can get there. These days, even before invading their worst\nenemy, the US Sea-Bees and others make plans for building roads the\nminute they get there, and for organizing emergency services for\nnatural disasters. Thus, ensuring that they can always take the show\non the road, and have a distribution system and a surviving\npopulation, they can sell more food, weapons, T-shirts, cellphones,\nand the latest Hollywood movies and video games!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnd,\nwhen they ran out of new worlds to conquer and new roads to build,\njust to keep the road crews busy, they paved paradise and put up a\nparking lot! The chickens constantly complain about the service and\nthat nobody’s in charge around here, and I tell them, “It’s\nEmpire baby, and this train ain’t stopping until she derails!”\nRainbow Warriors are often tribal and, sometimes, we refer to\ncivilized people as “Babylonians” because, rather than\nasking simple questions and cracking stupid jokes, they typically\nprefer to babble complete nonsense, argue over totally meaningless\nbullshit, brazenly lie to each other, and erect the most elaborate\nTowers of Babel imaginable, while frequently running in circles\nscreaming and shouting, “The Sky Is Falling!” and “Off\nWith Their Heads!” <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTwo\nthousand years after Aristotle first taught them how to formally\norganize like chickens, in countries around the globe today,\nconservative Babylonians, of every nationality and persuasion, remain\ndeeply suspicious of modern science, empirical evidence, and anyone\nwith a well developed sense of humor, or anybody running around\nasking too many damned questions, while half of them still insist the\nsun revolves around the earth. All the newest evidence indicates the\ndifferences between liberals and conservatives are largely genetic,\nsuggesting that, at least in American politics, the lights are only\nleft on because nobody is ever home to turn them off. An informed\nelectorate that claims the sun revolves around the earth, and votes\nfor Mickey Mouse, is a complete contradiction in terms, and its\nbizarre, to say the least, to listen to the idiots attempt to justify\nwhat they call politics, when their own espoused political beliefs\nare so vacuous, you can predict how they vote using genetic testing,\nand the only reason Fox News isn’t labeled fake news, is\nbecause they can afford enough lawyers to call a sow’s ear a\nsilk purse, and charge as much as the market will bear.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, nobody ever bothers with genetic testing, because they\nalready know damned well the idiots will believe anything you repeat\noften enough and vote for whichever clown advertises the most. The\nvery idea their political beliefs even matter to themselves for\nanything more than cheap thrills, comforting lies, endless\ndistractions, and instant gratification is merely another one of\ntheir more popular delusions. Studies indicate that both republicans\nand democrats hate each other more than they trust their own\npolitical parties, and its a grudge match straight out of\nProfessional Wrestling, while their confidence in their own mass\nmedia and rigged elections sinks lower with each passing year. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDespite\nendless complaints about evil governments and evil corporations\nconstantly lying to them, and destroying the fabric of society, there\nis no demand whatsoever for lie detectors, even though you can buy\none built into a cellphone these days. There’s no reason every\ncellphone, TV, and courtroom in America couldn’t come with its\nown built-in lie detector and fact checkers, complete with a loud\nbuzzer that goes off every time some damned fool lies, and modern lie\ndetectors are almost as accurate as Newtonian mechanics. But, the\ntruth has always been a hard sell, and conservatives and liberals\neverywhere tend to view the slightest suggestion that they’re\nirrational, much less, blatant liars who’re only interested in the\ntruth if makes them money, as a grave insult because, of course,\nchickens are the masters of acting indignant.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAfter\na century of concerted effort, nobody has ever documented the\nexistence of common sense anywhere in the world and, according to\nmodern science, nobody has any common sense, because there’s no\nsuch thing as common sense or conventional wisdom. Many have claimed\nthat Americans don’t have a culture but, as far as anybody can\ntell, for thousands of years, the entire Western Hemisphere has\nlargely just been making it all up as they go along, believing\nwhatever bullshit happens to sound good to the idiots, or whatever\nanyone repeats often enough. Westerners are known for being creative\nand, once you get over about four hundred people, conventional wisdom\nand common sense can become little more than a popular excuse to lie\nand spout complete bullshit more often, while Americans aren’t\nfamous for quality products at reasonable prices, but for Hollywood\nmovies, franchises, marketing, and a line of crap a mile long.\nUnfortunately, all that creativity comes at the price of some of the\nworst lies deeply dividing the country, and coming back to bite us in\nthe ass, as happened in the American Civil War!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAn\nactual citizen of Babylon once left a message on a cuneiform tablet,\ndated to within a century after the invention of writing, complaining\nthat the new invention was ruining their children, who had become\nlazy, and no longer bothered to memorize everything. The US was the\nfirst country to adopt universal literacy but, a century and a half\nago, 95% of the population was illiterate, and lucky if they had ever\ntraveled two hundred miles from where they were born. Making common\nsense and conventional wisdom, frequently the best that they could\nmanage and, if Mark Twain is any example, it was also one of the few\nforms of cheap entertainment available. Forty years of extensive\nstudies concluded that the republican party organizes along the same\nlines as a flock of chickens, while yet another forty years of\nstudies conducted by neurologists, concluded our neurons also\norganize like chickens. Further investigation has revealed that our\nneurons have little choice, due to their vast numbers making\nattempting to organize in more complex ways, horribly inefficient.\nDonald Hoffman is a Game theorist who spent ten years studying all\nthe neurological evidence and running one computer simulation after\nanother, only to reluctantly conclude that if the human mind and\nbrain had ever remotely resembled anything like reality, we would\nalready be an extinct species. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTragically,\nthe moral of “The Emperor’s New Clothes” is that,\nin spite of being the absolute worst liar on the planet, “Big\nBrother” gained control of the government in George Orwell’s\n“1984”, because the idiots had been lying to themselves\nfor so long, that they were ready to believe almost anything you\nrepeat often enough, and Three Stooges slapstick, reality TV, and\nProfessional Wrestling are about as sophisticated as it gets, unless\nyou happen to like Televangelists. Thus, comprehending the many\nprofound mysteries behind chickenshit Babylonian bullshit, begins\nwith first grasping the blatantly obvious truth, that the more\nfrequently they lie to themselves, and the louder they demand that\neverybody else lie to them, the more incoherent they become, the more\neasily startled, gullible, irrational, and the faster they’ll\nrun in circles screaming, “Off With Their Heads!” For\nchickens, contentment is both the enemy of the status quo and the\nenemy of growth and progress, and the only thing Big Brother had to\ndo was to keep offering the chickens something new and exciting to\npeck at, and war can truly be peace when you’ve never known\nanything remotely like the truth, want nothing whatsoever to do with\nthe truth, much less real peace, and prefer to keep arguing over how\nto make such petty distinctions. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSadly,\nHitler’s “Big Lie” was nothing more than yet\nanother pathetic, “Kindergarten-Post-Truth-Big-Lie”,\nbecause the chickens enforce the lowest common denominator, believing\nalmost anything you repeat often enough, and progressively becoming\nincapable of recognizing the simple truth if it bit them in the ass.\nFor example, a strong majority of Americans tend to ignore any\nevidence they suspect contradicts conventional wisdom, nonetheless,\nfake news and misinformation increase website traffic, over 40% of\nthe population casually spread misinformation on social media, and\nover half insist the government and corporations, that they call\nevil, must lie to them for their own protection, and are usually much\ntoo liberal about these things, arguing that see no evil, hear no\nevil, speak no evil and voting for whichever clown advertises the\nmost, or yells the loudest, is the only realistic political\ncompromise possible. Up to 90% of the population are gullible enough\nto have convinced themselves that they’re better than average at\nspotting misinformation, or bullshit, while half of them tend to\nspread a great deal of misinformation, being foolish enough to\nbelieve whatever the hell sounds good to them, or just not giving a\ndamned about the truth. With everyone loudly demanding that everybody\nelse lie to them, naturally, Babylonians also tend to deeply distrust\ntheir own mass media, which is increasingly commercializing all of\nthe more soothing, calming, thoughtful, intriguing, provocative,\ntitillating, riveting, and galvanizing lies that the mainstream\ndemands, to go along with the recent surplus in computer generated\ngratuitous violence. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHaving\nno sense of humor worth anyone ever mentioning, Galileo and Aristotle\nhad both failed to take into account the moral of “The\nEmperor’s New Cloths” that, in the name of common sense,\nboth young and old alike were discouraged from accepting even the\nevidence of their own senses, much less, from asking too many damned\nquestions, cracking any stupid jokes, or laughing at anything. In\nancient times, the tax collector might be the only stranger that some\npeasants see all year long, and they could easily have their head cut\noff on the spot for contradicting authorities, or running around\nasking too many stupid questions, much less daring to laugh or crack\na joke, and conservatives still sometimes say, “Children should\nbe seen and not heard”. The Roman emperor Caligula once paraded\nthrough Rome naked, and you can bet everybody smacked any little kids\nthat might have dared to laugh, because he was insane enough to never\nhesitate to rape or kill anyone, just to entertain the mindless mob! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nwarriors on a battlefield in a life or death situation, Babylonians\nstill frequently go to extremes such as deliberately lying to their\nown children, taking them to churches where the preachers encourage\nthem to blame the whole world for all of their problems, and will\neven beat them regularly, in order to stunt their sense of humor and\nmake them more grimly determined, vicious, and competitive. If our\nglorious leader of the free world rode a horse naked on the White\nHouse lawn, you can rest assured that countless conservatives would\nall salute the flag, and smack their kids if they dared to laugh. The\nliberal half of Babylon is less extreme, but still relies heavily on\ncomplete bullshit, sarcasm, blatant lies, and Aristotle’s logic\njust to get anything accomplished. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nmany as a third of Babylonians seldom care about the truth, and will\neven peck away at their own reflection in a mirror and, sometimes, I\ntell particularly sarcastic Babylonians, “You cannot attack\nwhat you cannot comprehend”. The Irish potato famine, for\nexample, was caused by English landlords raising the price of rent so\nhigh that the peasants could only afford to eat potatoes, and a\npotato blight resulted, causing them to starve by the millions. Dead\npeasants don’t pay rent, and the English economy was suffering\nas a result of their own greed, which became known euphemistically as\n“The Irish Problem”. Johnathan Swift was a popular author\nand a liberal Englishman, who optimistically wrote a sarcastic letter\nto the editor, suggesting that it was every loyal Englishman’s\nduty to eat Irish babies, in order to prop up their economy and, for\nhis efforts, he received several thousand letters from people asking\nwhere they could buy their Irish babies and find recipes. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\ngrandmother used to say, “Sarcasm can be many things, but is\nnever pretty” because, of course, sarcasm is just more\nelaborate Three Stooges slapstick in the name of common sense, that\nrefuses to acknowledge the blatantly obvious truth, that sharing the\ntruth or a genuine sense of humor, are the last damned things that\ncommon sense ever promotes! Regrettably, when you lie to yourself all\nthe time, refuse to share the truth, want nothing whatsoever to do\nwith the truth, and demand that everybody else lie to you, you have\nsold your own damned soul down the river, and Three Stooges slapstick\nis your new religion! The moral of the story of Job in the Bible is\nthat, no matter how bad life gets, its flat out impossible to not\nhave faith that there exists a higher truth, than lowbrow Babylonian\nslapstick and the mindless mob. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAn\nintellectual chicken is a complete oxymoron, and sarcasm often\nexplodes into violence because its just so many chickens trying to\nsound more impressive, by arguing over who is the better liar, or who\nis more stupid. For example, our glorious leader of the free world\nhas well over 4,000 blatant lies attributed to him, during his time\nin office alone, and his proud supporters would reject him\nimmediately if he ever stopped lying. Babylonians like to think of\nthemselves as practical and skeptical but, the truth is, they don’t\ntrust their own dictionary, much less, the truth, and are more\ninterested in believing whatever the hell they prefer to believe,\nmaking discussing such things out of the question. Still, chickens\nmake good pets and little kids love them, while reality TV and\nProfessional Wrestling are the Cult Of Personality, that worships\ncorn and how loud you can crow. In West Virginia they still say to\nthis day, “You ain’t nothing if you ain’t a chicken\nthief!” If ya can’t steal an egg from a chicken, you are\nthe stupid chicken! So, as an experiment, I conducted my own informal\nonline survey for over a decade, only to confirm that well over half\nthe people I was talking to, make up their own definitions for words.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlmost\nnone of those I surveyed either suspected or cared in the slightest,\neven when informed, that the common dictionary is as common as dirt,\nmerely containing popular definitions, listed in the order of how\nfrequently people use them. In spite of everyone agreeing to answer\nmy two simple questions, most of them complained that my questions\nseemed totally pointless, even after I explained their meaning and\npurpose, and complained that I was obviously wasting their time, with\nmany flat out accusing me of lying about the dictionary. Frequently,\nthey demanded I provide extensive documentation and links to back up\nmy claim about the dictionary, and all of them declined my suggestion\nto read any of the twenty free dictionaries available online, and\ndeclined my offer to teach anyone how to use a dictionary and a\nsearch engine. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tChickens\nwill peck at anything and seldom care about what noises they make\neither, unless they happen to believe it might come back to haunt\nthem, and prefer to debate the definition of stupid over discussing\nthe humble truth, like rational adults. I’m sure I could have\ncreated sparkly red, white, and blue web pages claiming that\nWikipedia and The Oxford English Dictionary are an evil commie plot\nhatched by militant atheists, now hellbent on censoring the internet,\ncorrupting our youth, and manipulating our elections, with the help\nof dissident Russian hackers, and it would have garnered a great deal\nof attention, merely because chickens are always looking for\nsomething new and exciting to peck at, while the very idea that a\nchicken needs to think about what they peck at is absurd! They also\ntend to be suspicious of everything imaginable, become easily\nconfused if you merely avoid arguing with them, point fingers all the\ntime and, of course, are the masters of acting indignant. But, that’s\nalso why little kids love them, and why they make such good pets,\nespecially if you have a sense of humor, know the Art of War, and\ndon’t take all their indignant posturing personally, or expect\na stupid chicken to act like it has half a brain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nConservatives have declared war on everything but the kitchen sink,\nbecause nobody wants to do the dishes, and because chickens can never\nhave enough things to peck at, and will sometimes even go to war with\nthemselves. With continuing progress in robotics, conservatives have\nstarted to declare war on the kitchen sink, and the only thing\nAmericans will never declare war on are all the lies, being widely\npromoted as the solution to all of their problems. Once, a\nconservative Babylonian attempted to bait me, claiming that I had\nsomehow suggested he was cold and heartless, when I never said\nanything about him personally, and never so much as remotely hinted\nat any such a thing. Without reservation, I told him that I didn’t\nthink he was heartless, since I had just met the man, and didn’t\neven know him, but I recommended that he work on his sense of humor.\nThat conservatives are well known for their stunted sense of humor,\nand politics without a well developed sense of humor, is like an\nunhealthy infatuation with an inflatable sex doll, with all of the\naccompanying ugly lowbrow slapstick, its best to avoid whenever\npossible. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCalling\na brainless chicken a blatant liar, an asshole, or whatever is\ntotally pointless, when all you can do is encourage them to keep\narguing over the definition of stupid, or declare war on something\nnew! A heart without a brain and a brain without a heart is the story\nof La-La Land somewhere over the rainbow, which is why I tell people\nyou have to be smarter than a damned chicken, there really is no\nchoice! A Missouri judge legally declared chickens “Walking\nVegetables” and, of course, its totally pointless to call a\nvegetable heartless or brainless. Will Rogers once noted that, “An\nonion will make you cry, but there never was a vegetable that could\nmake people laugh.” If it walks like a chicken, talks like a\nchicken, pecks away at everything like a chicken, then its safe\nenough to assume that, until proven otherwise, its a damned chicken,\nand if you are not familiar with contentious chickens, onions, or\nwalking vegetables, I suggest watching just enough reality TV,\nTelevangelism, and Professional Wrestling to get the basic idea.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBoth\nliberals and conservatives alike have attacked everything I say as\npartisan, even when I tell them that I don’t vote and, after a\nlifetime of following American politics, I still don’t believe\nfor one second, that anybody has ever been in charge around here!\nBonzo the Chimp for President! The idiots demand proof for\neverything, then reject even their own stupid dictionary and\nempirical evidence, and elect a president who is a lawyer, real\nestate agent, reality TV star, and lifelong Professional Wrestling\nfan credited with no less than 4,000 to 25,000 blatant lies during\nhis time in office alone, including still insisting his predecessor\nis not a US citizen. In recent years, the chickens have lost all\nperspective, and the workaholic white population of the US now has\nthe highest rates of suicide, alcoholism, rape, divorce, child abuse,\nand abortion, and likes to point out that blacks have the highest\nhomicide rates, because all the other demographics indicate white\npeople are the biggest assholes in the country! Their population has\nbeen imploding faster than any other on the damned planet, ever since\nthe invention of modern birth control and, me thinks, familiarity\ndoth breed self-contempt and loathing in modern Babylon. If\nTelevangelists loved their audiences and humanity any more, they’d\nall be passing out Cool-Aide, with studies showing just watching them\ncauses significant brain damage. Considering the republican party\nwould have to wear bed sheets to become more lily white, and genetic\ntesting is the most accurate way to determine how anyone votes,\nliberals can now help to overthrow the conservative “Moral\nMajority”, by selling them cheap handguns, porn, and liquor! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nacross the country, mortality rates have been soaring through the\nroof, and the whole affair just seems to be so tragically pointless\nto me, that you’d swear William Faulkner would give up writing, while\nif the marching morons kill themselves any faster, in the name of\nhard work, freedom, and lower taxes, it will have to go in the\nGuinness book of records. They continue to claim the republican party\nis a political party, when their own membership overwhelmingly\ndemands a dictatorship, and all any of them will spout is rhetorical\nnonsense. Mel Brooks himself could never make this shit up, with\nfreedom fighters in the Wild West committing Voluntary Genocide in\nthe name of lower taxes and free enterprise, while demanding a\ndictatorship and still claiming the sun revolves around the earth!\nOut of good conscience, I personally can’t defend the right to\nvote or the freedom of speech of complete idiots, who reject their\nown dictionary, still insist the sun revolves around the earth,\ndemand everybody lie to them for their own protection, and whose\nconservative family values don’t appear to promote survival,\nmuch less, reproduction of the species. Working yourselves to death,\ncalling your own country evil, and killing yourselves, is just no way\nto bring back the good old days, unless you happen to be the\nHatfields and McCoys!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\npopular rock band “Yes” said it best for countless\nhippies like me, “I’ve seen all good people turn their\nheads each day, so satisfied, I’m on my way!” I’m\noutta here baby, time to blow this Popsicle stand! Long ago, many of\nus learned to keep our distance from any of the more insane\nBabylonians, brazenly strutting all over the place and acting like\nindignant chickens. Vonstantly complaining about the service,\nendlessly spouting sarcasm and blatant lies, and seldom questioning\nhow frequently they contradict themselves. There’s just no such\nthing as reasoning with either brainless chickens, tiny infants, or\ncomplete idiots who demand the whole world lie to them, preferring to\nargue over the definition of stupid. Occasionally, looking for love\nin all the wrong places, yelling “Jump!” to people on the\ntops of tall buildings for cheap thrills, attempting to buy happiness\non Fantasy Island, trampling each other to death for\nlow-low-low-as-you-can-go prices, voting for Mickey Mouse because he\noffers the most believable tax cuts, endlessly pointing fingers, and\nalways attempting to sound more reasonable, exciting, and convincing,\nwhile refusing to use a stupid dictionary, much less, ever seriously\nattempting to share their words and play nice. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nyou can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle em with bullshit\nand, enthusiastically believing themselves to be clever, brainless\nchickens will sometimes commonly deny the truth at the drop of a hat,\nand make endless bogus claims and spout endless bullshit demands,\nover the stupidest crap imaginable, that they may know absolutely\nnothing about, as if they were merely two years old. In the US, for\nexample, our glorious leader used a magic marker on TV attempting to\nprove the weatherman was wrong, and that a hurricane would hit\nAlabama instead of Georgia because, like any two year old, chickens\nare usually lucky if they can even vaguely comprehend that the truth\nactually exists, if you tell them its on sale at Walmart. But you can\nrest assured his supporters all consider him to be extremely mature,\nshrewd, and astute, and merely eccentric, because he speaks their\nchickenshit language, always aiming for the lowest common\ndenominator. In recent years, professional comedians have been\ncomplaining that they already have enough material, and can’t\ncompete with reality while, now, our glorious leader is insisting\nthat doctors’ warnings about a deadly pandemic are wrong and,\nnext, I expect him to go on TV and tell brain surgeons how to do\ntheir job.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, psychologists keep debating whether he’s suffering from\ndementia or psychosis, in spite of a quarter of Americans running\naround claiming the sun revolves around the earth, and acting like\nspoiled two year olds, constantly throwing tantrums, and our glorious\nleader himself being a real estate agent, lawyer, reality TV star,\nand lifelong Professional Wrestling fan, credited with well over\n4,000 blatant lies during his time in office alone. One psychologist\nclaimed he fit every criteria for a narcissistic psychopath, but the\ncriteria he listed could also be used to describe Professional\nWrestling and, of course, his criteria didn’t include\ncompulsive lying. You would think psychologists had never watched the\nBeverly Hillbillies or the Marx Brothers, and never had an argument\nwith a two year old. Wealthy people prefer to be called eccentric,\nrather than insane, but they’d rather you called them insane\nthan a compulsive liar, which is fighting words amongst all the\nlawyers, bankers, and politicians, who are increasingly difficult to\ndistinguish from each other.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBrazenly\naccusing a third of the population, and our glorious leader, of all\nbeing compulsive liars, who struggle to distinguish reality from\nProfessional Wrestling and, all too frequently, wouldn’t\nrecognize the simple truth if it bit them in the ass, is considered\npoor manners in even the mass media, which typically have much lower\nstandards for such things, but still retain a healthy appreciation\nfor the power of the mindless mob, to burn them to the ground, salt\nthe earth, and pave right over them, in the ancient Roman tradition\nfor expanding public parking. The mass media reported that only 17%\nof the capital hill rioters were extremists, yet more democrats than\nrepublicans now claim the constitution is irrelevant, and 43% of the\npopulation insisted their president should be above the law\naltogether, and none of the idiots even knows how to use a\ndictionary! As if an entire political party claiming the sun revolves\naround the earth, attacking their own government with nonstop empty\nrhetoric, refusing to share their words and cooperate on anything,\nand demanding a dictatorship, is never to be confused with political\nextremism in a democracy. Recently, Americans have been debating\nwhether half the country is now a cult, despite practically the\nentire republican party demanding a dictator, and the Tea Party\ntrashing out our constitution and government for almost 30 years,\nbecause calling them blatant liars that are not worth giving the time\nof day to, would be a call for civil war! Whenever Babylonians ask me\nif I need anything, frequently I tell them I have significant brain\ndamage, but I really need a complete lobotomy, and ask if they have\nan ice pick handy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\nso much love, desire, and respect for the truth going around, even\nasking simple questions is frequently anathema, making communication\nmore about volume and intonation than anything else, while honesty is\nonly a lonely word because greedy publishers keep printing whatever\nsells more dictionaries, with the most popular definitions still\nbeing the ones people enjoy arguing over the most. The courts keep\ndragging their feet as well, and refuse to allow anyone to patent or\ncopyright honesty or the truth, driving down the demand even further.\nLike I said, the truth has always been a hard sell and, for example,\neven insanity sells much better than the truth if you’re a\npharmacist or a bartender, but a recent survey indicated that most\nBabylonians interpret “rational behavior” as somehow\nself-interested, and “reasonable behavior” as somehow\nmore fair, balanced, and inclusive. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFreedom\nisn’t free, and the truth hurts for a reason, which is why it\nremains such a hard sell, because the bitter pill to swallow is that\nthe price of freedom just keeps going up while, for chickens, its\nyour patriotic duty to vigilantly defend your right to debate the\ndefinition of stupid, and who is the best example, which is only\ncommon sense as anyone who watches Professional Wrestling or reality\nTV knows. The meaning of words simply depends upon how pleasant a\nword sounds to the ear, how easily it rolls off the tongue, how\nconvincingly sincere you appear to be, how persistent you are in\nrepeating yourself, or whoever has the most money, authority, and\ninfluence, or just so happens to spout more exciting smack, or yells\nthe loudest, and the very idea that the Babylonian mainstream would\never let mere semantics, the stupid dictionary, or any silly\ninconvenient truth, ever prevent them from exercising their common\nsense is absurd! With everybody arguing over the definition of stupid\nand who is the best example, just knowing the truth, much less\ndiscussing it with anyone, can be entirely counterproductive and flat\nout dangerous in Babylon, where the legal system punishes people for\nwithholding evidence, yet, provides almost no protection for\nwhistle-blowers and, in recent years, has even begun compelling\npeople to testify against themselves, while proudly continuing to\nprovide the public service of supplying the absolute best justice\nthat money can buy, at affordable rates, with special discounts and\nbonuses for loyal customers, and Wall Street employees. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNow\nthe public is demanding that our glorious leader be above the law\naltogether, making him the ultimate legal authority in the land and,\nas a businessman, able to set fair prices for justice, and for\nworshiping Mammon. He’s insisted he has the right to face his\naccusers, while congress has already given the president the\nauthority to torture and kill anybody on the planet, or even in\norbit, without having to so much as inform anyone. So you know he’s\nbig on justice, but the truth remains the playground of billionaires\ntoday, and far too rich for my blood. Once seen, some things cannot\nbe unseen, once heard, some things cannot be unheard, while bullshit\nalong the lines of what I write, is just so much easier to produce,\nless distasteful, safer, and cheaper. Frequently, I warn people to\navoid the truth whenever possible in Babylon, don’t go there,\nnever claim to know the truth if you can help it, avoid getting\ninvolved in any Babylonian insanity, because you already know\nperfectly well, that the mindless mob will believe whatever the hell\nsounds good to them at the time, and the truth is the last damned\nthing that anybody gives a shit about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSharing\ntheir own dictionary, much less the truth, just sounds too much like\nsocialism, or worse still, another liberal fantasy, and the more you\ncan accept that the stupid truth is often flat out dangerous and\nridiculously expensive in Babylon, the easier it is to avoid getting\ninvolved in any of their more overpriced, self-defeating, totally\npointless, and downright ugly lowbrow slapstick. For example, despite\nit being common knowledge that Fox News is legally entertainment that\nliterally shortens your lifespan, and that Americans have been voting\nfor whoever advertises the most for over twenty years, nevertheless,\nthe current political conflict surrounding the impeachment of the US\npresident has been compared to the civil war! Physicians have been\nreporting a sharp increase in the number of accidents, suicides,\nalcoholism, and premature deaths among conservatives in particular,\nas if George Orwell were broadcasting “War of The Worlds”\nfor the first time, and the idiots believed the Martians were\ninvading. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMeanwhile,\nfor decades, every study done by every major university has indicated\nthat our votes matter less than ever before, and a twenty year study\ncommissioned by Princeton University concluded that, no matter who\nwas elected to congress, only the top 10% of the wealthiest ever got\nanything they wanted. All the money has steadily floated to the top\nfor over forty years and, if we still have a democracy, it serves “We\nThe Deserving Few”, but there’s no proof whatsoever that\nour votes still matter in the slightest, or that either party\nactually represents the interests of the people. Especially, since\nthey all reject their own dictionary, making it difficult to\ndetermine who to believe, unless you have a billion dollars, and can\nbelieve whatever the hell you want. Which is the same thing that\nhappened when the international conglomerates corrupted, the then\nwidely respected democracy, of the Roman Republic, and established\nthe Roman Empire, by pandering to the same mindless mob that their\nown entrenched wealth and middle class had promoted.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJulius\nCaesar was stabbed to death on his own senate steps, for insisting\nthat at least the upper middle class retain a meaningful vote,\nlending him greater support in opposition to the conglomerates and\nentrenched wealth, that had taken over the country. “Those In\nHigh Places Hate Surprises”, and got him out of the way fast,\nbefore he could pull anymore surprises on them. Embarrassingly,\ncorrupting an entire nation of chickens is as easy as offering\nridiculous tax cuts, then putting the idiots a few trillion dollars\nin debt, and walking away with a slap on the wrist, which is also why\nits illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse or to throw large sums of cash\noff the tops of tall buildings, because chickens never can resist\ncorn.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nassuming for a moment, against all the evidence, that anybody’s\nvote still makes a snowball’s difference in hell as to who gets\nelected, and who they represent, there’s absolutely no reason\nto vote or to follow national politics if you aren’t wealthy,\nexplaining why both social mobility and voter turnout are the lowest\nin the developed world, because at least half the country has already\nbeen disenfranchised. Not to worry though, since they’re\nstarting to vote for Mickey Mouse these days, a quarter of them still\nclaim the sun revolves around the earth, and they’re storming the\npalace with knives and pitch forks for cheap thrills, the simple\ntruth is, their votes never did seem to matter all that much to begin\nwith and, technically, insisting everybody lie to you all the time\ndoes not count as an informed electorate. What we need is a\nThink-Tank to step forward, take the lead, and figure out how to give\nthe American people all of the impartial and objective patriotic lies\nthat they can possibly stomach, you know, educate them and spice\nthings up a bit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLamentably,\nalmost every single conservative that I’ve spoken to has\nconfirmed that they know perfectly well their votes no longer matter,\nbut the only solution either liberals or conservatives have ever\nproposed to me more than once is to, “Vote The Bums Out of\nOffice!” Jesus may have to forgive his political opposition,\nbut never conservatives! Many also know damned well they are killing\nthemselves, and ration their “Booze and Fox News” and\ndonate more to charity hoping to extend their lives. The entire\nelectorate has been gerrymandered to death by both parties, our\nconstitutional rights have been suspended indefinitely, congress has\nauthorized the military to round up citizens like so many cattle, and\nover 40% of the population now insists that our glorious leader\nshould be above the law altogether, and allowed to commit even high\ncrimes and treason, and has the right to face his accusers because,\nof course, only a patriotic traitor and compulsive liar who is above\nthe corrupt petty laws of our evil government, can possibly Make\nAmerica Great Again! Conservatives keep telling me that, if I don’t\nvote, I shouldn’t talk about politics, and I tell them I’m\nmerely attempting to save taxpayer lives and money, and just don’t\nsee any future in supporting a political system that promotes the\nhighest rates of divorce, suicide, abortion, and alcoholism, and the\nlowest social mobility, lowest voter turnout, and lowest reproductive\nrates in the world!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAl\nCapone once claimed he became the head of the Chicago Mafia, because\nhe was the best liar, and conservatives have always confused the\nMafia with a functional government, but even the Mafia requires\ncompetition, or its every man for himself! The whole idea its\npossible to have politicians who are compulsive liars, voted into\noffice in rigged elections, and entirely above the law, yet still\nsomehow considered legitimate political figures, is just too weird\nfor me to wrap my head around. Lynch mob morality begs such\nfascinating questions as, “Does God need legal rights if he’s\nalready above the law, and can print money? Does the Mafia require\nspecial protection from the legal system, if they own the legal\nsystem?” Forget about foreign concepts, politics without laws\nis a Martian concept, invented by lawyers with enough money behind\nthem that the idiots will buy anything they repeat often enough. The\nonly explanation anyone has ever given to me for why they continue to\nbother to waste their time and sanity watching the news, voting, and\narguing over who’s in charge around here, instead of stocking\nup on guns and ammo, is because they can’t stand the thought of\nthe opposition winning. Ya don’t need a weatherman to know the\nboob tube was left on too damned long, when the idiots start to argue\nwith their own boob tube, and begin to thoroughly enjoy repeatedly\nshooting themselves in the foot! Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, we’ve\nall seen this cartoon before! Ask not what your country can do for\nyou, but how many times can you shoot yourself in the foot while\nsaluting the flag?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhenever\nanybody asks for my advice on American politics, I suggest they\nchange the channel altogether, and start watching more educational\ncartoons like the Simpsons or, better yet, blow up their fucking TV\nas a public health service recommended by the AMA, and start playing\nthe slots in Vegas baby, because participating in American politics\nis now officially only for the wealthy, and total losers addicted to\nreality TV, Fox News, Televangelism, and Professional Wrestling. Get\nover it already! A quarter of Americans are so stupid that they still\ninsist the sun revolves around the earth, and their idea of politics\nis running around screaming, “Off With Their Heads", while\nthe other half of the conservative population often call themselves\n"Independents", but almost always vote republican, and\nurges them on from the side-lines. Clearly, the will of the people is\nto declare our glorious leader above the law, and create a Banana\nRepublic, where their votes no longer matter, by spending billions on\never more thrilling, and exhaustively rigged elections, to vote the\nbums out of office! Don Henley famously sang, “You don’t\nreally wanna know just how far its gone…” but, Hollywood\nwriters are working hard to make it the new norm and, when it comes\nto American politics, Pink Floyd always said it best for me, “Hello,\nhello, hello… is there anybody in there?”<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDuring\nthe Occupy protests, the billionaire mayor of NYC, Micheal Bloomberg,\narrested 26 reporters in one day, only to get a slap on the wrist\nfrom Obama. Even the major news outlets with all their full-time\nlawyers declined to sue the man, that is, after their accountants\nconfirmed that they could never make money, attempting to sue a\nbillionaire. If money isn’t the law of the land, it remains a\nwildly popular substitute, and the next best thing if you happen to\nbe a billionaire mayor, or work on Wall Street. However, as\nAmericans, we like to believe we have higher standards, so we make\nsure all the cops warn any new illegal aliens, not to try to bribe\nthem with petty cash. The mass media is all too well aware that the\npublic could not give a damn about what billionaires do for\nentertainment, boys will be boys, with few papers even bothering to\nrun the incident as front page news. For over a year, I regularly\nasked people if they knew reporters were being arrested and, of\ncourse, almost none of them did, while only one person has mentioned\nthe incident to me since it happened, and it has largely been swept\nunder the rug and forgotten. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nI said, Martian politics without any laws or reliable sources for\nnews, or anyone having a clue as what the hell is going on around\nhere, is just too weird for me personally and sounds unhealthy,\nunappealing, way too expensive and, as far as I can tell, serves no\ndamned practical purpose whatsoever, if you aren’t wealthy. Why\nshould anyone give a damned about a government that is so enlightened\nnobody even knows how to use a stupid dictionary, a quarter of their\nown population still claims the sun revolves around the earth, they\nhave the lowest voter turnout in the developed world, everybody calls\nthem evil, and they have to make it illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse?\nNow Bloomberg is talking about running for president himself while,\nwith the exception of the *Evil Fox News Network*, our glorious\nleader supports freedom of speech and the mass media and, in the\nhonorable tradition of NYC slum lords, cut another mass media news\noutlet a deal on their rent, for criticizing him less often, while\nthreatening to pull the licenses of the others. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nrecord two million women marched in peaceful protest against the\nelection of their new president, but they represented less than 1% of\nthe population, while it is now illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse in\nMaryland, because his imaginary tax cuts were so much more believable\nthen any of the official candidates and, obviously, politics without\na lot of silly laws, where you just have a few simple brand names to\nchoose from, and can pay cash or credit for whatever you can afford,\nis just a much more attractive option for busy voters today. In\npractically every election, they always vote for whoever offers the\nbest tax cuts, which is usually the clown advertising the most, and\nthere’s simply no need whatsoever for any inconvenient\nred-tape, or stupid laws, when you can just sell people their own\ngovernment, and cut out the middleman. The rest of the country is\nstill debating whether it might be a good idea to at least try to\nmaintain the pretense of rule of law, considering their votes no\nlonger matter, their constitution has been shredded, and over 40% of\nthe country now insists that what the nation requires is a\n“president”, who is not a dictator, but is somehow above\nthe law, and allowed to commit even high crimes and treason, so\neveryone has a better idea of just how much their government costs. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nfar as I’m concerned, its every American’s birthright to\ndemand the *Glorious Banana Republic* of their choice, where their\nvotes no longer matter and whoever spends more on advertising,\narrests more reporters, hires Russian hackers, talks the most\nexciting Professional Wrestling smack, and promises this, that, and\nthe other thing, gets to become our shiny new Glorious Leader, but I\nstill suggest blowing up their fucking TV, for the sake of their own\nhealth if nothing else. Haters gotta hate, and by who and what you\nhate, by this are you truly known, in an angry flock of chickens!\nThankfully, modern science has made it possible, to use Fuzzy Logic\nand automation, to save the lives of countless brainless chickens\naround the world. Fuzzy Logic is based on the simple observation that\nsome things, such as jokes, are “partially true” or\n“partially bullshit” and Oneness Poetry is almost 12,000\nyears old, while Stone Henge and written language are only half that.\nEven the Buddha expressed serious interest in the subject, yet the\nrigorous development of modern fuzzy logic and linguistic analysis,\nhad to wait for engineers and philosophers to became so desperate in\nthe last century, that they were willing to try anything. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThose\nmore familiar with the work of Ludwig Wittgenstein, commonly describe\nhis linguistic analysis as akin to reading a dry auto-repair manual,\nwhile those less familiar with his work, often complain it is utterly\nincomprehensible. Explaining why his linguistic analysis remains so\ncontroversial to this day, as simply the result of it being low in\nentropy, or low in content, making it suspiciously resemble a joke or\nmysticism, that chickenshit academics can seldom hope to grasp. In\nthe Socratic tradition, this book takes his chickenshit academic\nlinguistic analysis to the next level, leveraging contextual\nvagueness and the multifractal equation of the Tao Te Ching, to\nstress authenticity over knowledge. Illustrating according to\nacademic standards, how chickenshit academics with institutionally\nstunted senses of humor, seldom comprehend authenticity as more than\na vague abstraction, and seldom even have a clue how to use a stupid\ndictionary, much less share the truth, making them easy to exploit\nand cheap to replace with automation, along with most other\noccupations these days. Crucially, thanks to helping to set the legal\nstandards, academia remains the most sensible way to begin\nsystematically exploiting any kind of rhetoric or complete nonsense,\nfor fun and for profit, which I cover in extensive detail.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBabylonians\ncan write whatever bizarre history books they can sell at Walmart,\nnext to the tabloids, but academia has already accumulated a mountain\nof their own evidence that thoroughly condemns them, and academics\nthemselves are now starting to demand the sciences become more\nsustainable, just in time for global warming. Meanwhile, awareness\ncontinues to spread, far and wide, that the entire world ecology is\non the verge of collapsing, and all our jobs are about to be\nautomated out of existence, while a quarter of the civilized world\nstill claims the sun revolves around the earth, and our glorious\nleader who is charged with addressing such problems supports burning\ncoal, and is a reality TV star and lifelong fan of Professional\nWrestling who, obviously, thinks academics are way overpaid and full\nof crap. Forget about reading, writing, and arithmetic, after a\ncentury of public education, almost one in four Americans still\nclaims the sun revolves around the earth, because academia is so\nenlightened and progressive, that they cannot even teach a child how\nto use a stupid dictionary, much less, how to share their words, and\nplay nice more often, even if it kills them dammit! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nonly explanation their teachers have ever given to me is that only\nQuakers and total losers teach children how to use a dictionary,\nshare their words and play nice, which are political and cultural\nissues. Sadly, watching reruns of Gilligan’s Island and Green\nAcres was never a substitute for culture, or for learning how to use\na damned dictionary, share your words and play nice! Bob <\/font>Marley\nsentimentally sang, “How long shall they kill our prophets,\nwhile we stand aside and look?” Many might understandably\nassume that I’m exaggerating the seriousness of the situation,\nbut I remain thoroughly convinced that unless the idiots can agree\nupon using their own stupid dictionary, at least half the time, and\ntry to share their words and play nice more often, they’ll keep\nright on killing every damned one of them at the first opportunity,\nwhile everybody else stands aside and takes exciting photographs,\nthey can sell to the mass media! <\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBig\nBird is not an evil commie plot, and Jim Henson was practically a\nsaint as comedians go, or both of them might have been lynched right\nthere on Sesame Street, with the cameras rolling, just to teach all\nthe little kids a lesson they’ll never forget! All too\npredictably, Sesame Street and the UN have failed miserably in their\nheroic efforts to encourage the public to share their words and play\nnice more often but, fear not, the latest and greatest supercomputers\nare being programmed as I write this, with the arcane knowledge of\nhow to use a stupid dictionary, and are about to translate all of\nthese stupid jokes, into rigorous terms that even mainstream\nBabylonian academics can grasp. Meaning finally, at long last, we can\nget this over with, and even Babylonian academics will soon be able\nto safely get more of the punch lines to infantile jokes, older than\nmonuments, in their own lamentably stilted, if still admirably\nrigorous, grimly humorless, traditional institutionalized fashion.\nAll they have to do is be studious and, if you reward them, academics\nare very good at being studious, just like their own experimental lab\nrats, and behaviorists should use each other as test subjects more\noften, so they can compare their own behavior against that of the\nrats, and see what they’ll do for the promise of money.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDown\non the farm, legend has it that if you feed a chicken, they’ll\nlove you forever or, at least, love your corn, and its quite possible\nto encourage academics to experiment on each other! Join the Soupy\nSales Club Today, <\/font><\/font>****And\nClick Here To Win A Million Dollars!!!****<\/u><\/font><\/font>\nEverybody wants to rule the world, but money rules the world and has\na life of its own, and it should be possible to prove it to the\nsatisfaction of even intellectual Three Stooges or, at least,\nencourage them to pay for the privilege of dying faster. Of course,\nin the name of free markets and the customer always being right, and\ncareful to use double-blind studies, to determine exactly where the\ncontentious idiots just happen to draw the line between logic and\nhumor, truth and bullshit, and just how often they happen to strongly\ndisagree with their own damned facts and dictionaries.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ntruth shall set you free, but only if it doesn’t get you\nkilled! Will Rogers famously complained to his manager that his\naudiences would only laugh at his stupid jokes if they contained the\ntruth, but academics have extremely stunted senses of humor and, all\ntoo often, wouldn’t recognize the simple truth if it bit them\nin the ass! Making them an excellent choice for a test population, in\nwhich to explore the technology and potential new markets. Publishers\nare always looking for exciting ways to expand their markets, so I\ngive suggestions in another chapter for how to cheaply automate the\nprocess, of encouraging the monkey to chase the weasel, while\ncharging them for the privilege of debating the definition of stupid,\nand erecting more pay walls. <\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nyou can’t steal an egg from a bunch of eggheads who can’t\neven teach a child how to use a stupid dictionary, you are the damned\negghead! Capitalism is the foundation of American democracy and, if\nyou ask me, we should make it legal to sell our votes at Walmart and\nSeven-Eleven, right along with the lottery tickets, so everybody\nknows just exactly how much their votes are worth these days. Fox\nNews is legally entertainment, because they’ll sue anyone who calls\nthem Fake News, and learning the truth or getting involved in any way\nwhatsoever has never been more expensive, and the pay walls and\nghetto walls are going up fast, while greed is a powerful motivator\nfor the wealthy, who eat each other alive at every opportunity, and\njust love over-educated fools who don’t even know how to use a\ndictionary, whose votes no longer matter, and whose constitution has\nbeen shredded. As every teacher knows, there’s nothing like\nhaving a captive audience and, according to their own studies,\nacademics in the wealthiest countries in the world suck at addressing\nsocial issues, and would have to deliberately try to do worse,\npossibly reflecting their inability to reproduce, or to even teach a\nchild how to use a dictionary. As I said, Fox News is legally\nentertainment, but The Wall Street Bull Is A Sacred Cow, and you can\nencourage academics to use their own rhetoric to blame each other and\nthe same students they teach, in the name of freedom of speech, and\nmake money merely giving them whatever they demand to hear.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\nalready possible to earn a comfortable living encouraging chickens\neverywhere to blindly attack each other, and spout rhetorical\nnonsense, but automating the process is still a haphazard affair,\nthat can be made much more systematic and scientifically rigorous, by\nincorporating AI in particular. According to a report from the future\nhead of Amazon, the US is falling perilously behind in AI, with the\nChinese surging ahead, making it crucial to develop the technology as\nrapidly as possible, within the public domain and private sector, and\nnot rely on any single individual, government, corporation, or\nacademic institution, with a stunted sense of humor, to set standards\nor hobble free market enterprise. The way to Make America Great\nAgain, is to give them all the analog logic they can possibly use!\nThe problem is, the chickens oppose the development of analog logic\nwithin their own academic institutions, while Vaudeville is\nundisciplined, making the solution obvious. All academic institutions\nare not created alike, and the clowns can be easily encouraged to\ncompete against one another, while raising more pay walls. Academia\nis already dividing into public and private, open and classified,\nfree and pay-per-view, and the more lofty the ivory tower, the more\nstunted their sense of humor. Nothing beats going straight to the\nsource, and seeing just how long it takes them to catch on, while\ngetting paid to entertain yourself, and my work is in quantifying\nhumor in the public domain, that academics can never hope to\ncomprehend.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\nall the hot air they spout, encouraging intellectual Three Stooges\neverywhere to learn how to either share their words and play nice\nmore often, or die trying, could be the single most effective way to\ncombat Global Warming! Thankfully, Three Stooges slapstick is easy to\nautomate, and every branch of the sciences has their own distinctive\ntheories and philosophies, making it possible to turn playing the\nidiots off one another into an exact science, using their own\nresearch and technology. Leveraging the ignorance of the experts\nagainst themselves, by merely providing them with whatever they\ndemand to hear, in the most efficient and expedient manner\ntheoretically possible. Talk about putting the scientific method to\nthe test, the more they lie to themselves, the worse their sense of\nhumor becomes, the easier it is to fool themselves, and the easier\nthey are to exploit by the same students they teach Darwinian\nevolution, and claim should be censored for their own protection.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMuch\nto my shock, among all the other mind-boggling facts that I\ndiscovered over the course of conducting my own private research, is\nthat the harder academics or anyone else insists that everything must\nmake sense, the lower their reproductive rates and higher their\nmortality rates. Our materialistic culture stresses a winner-take-all\nattitude, but most people can’t afford the rat race, and teens\nhave the highest rates of suicide while, the more money people make,\nthe fewer children they have, and money is by far the single biggest\nreason people get divorced, and divorce is the most common reason\nadults commit suicide. Instant Karma’s gonna getcha baby, and\nit appears that our immune system and reproductive system are yin and\nyang, and Ebeneezer Scrooge needed Tiny Tim, every bit as much as he\nneeded him. I cover more of the sociological evidence in later\nchapters, but humans seem to live as long as we do, so that\ngrandparents can spoil their grandchildren, giving their parents a\nnight out once in awhile, and we evolved to live in small groups of\nnormally seven adults, who kept each other more honest. Lending\nentirely new meaning to the Laws of Thought and Psychology, if you\naren’t a chickenshit mainstream academic, afraid to ever go\nthere. <\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhich,\nof course, I cover in extensive detail throughout this book but, for\nnow, suffice it to say academia is about to be confronted with the\nself-evident truth, which is not even remotely like how they prefer\nto view the world, or themselves, making them a fantastic and largely\nuntapped commercial market, with unlimited growth potential, and ripe\nfor development, but its important to get in on the ground floor with\nthese things. Supposedly, academics are among the more intelligent\nBabylonians yet, for the better part of half a century, they’ve\ncomplained that nobody believes in Darwin’s theory of\nEvolution, when a strong majority of Americans distrust modern\nscience, almost none of them know how to even use a dictionary, and a\nquarter of them still insist the sun revolves around the earth.\nActually listening to themselves, much less to each other, sharing\ntheir words and playing nice, are all too often anathema and entirely\ncounterproductive in Babylon, where you can find the truth on sale at\nWalmart prices (Made in America and imported from China!) and,\nsometimes, you’d swear it must be illegal to teach a child how\nto use a dictionary, much less, how to share their words and play\nnice. The humble secret behind both Socratic wisdom and Taoism alike,\nis that the truth is the easiest thing in the world to share while,\naccording to a century of their own evidence, the hallowed halls suck\nat sharing the truth, and always have.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRichard\nDawkins, for example, is a widely recognized leader of militant\natheists, and an Oxford evolutionary theorist, who invented his own\nnonsense word “meme”, convincing millions of his\nfollowers to babble totally meaningless bullshit for decades now, of\ncourse, in the name of science, reason, and survival of the fittest\natheist. Well over a century ago, when it first became common for\npeasants to learn how to read, the lofty ivory towers themselves\ncapitulated to the madness of the wealthy and the mainstream\nhegemony, progressively rejecting even their own stupid dictionary\nand, of course, the flaming idiots eventually bought into their own\nbullshit hook, line, and sinker, convincing themselves that they\ncould change reality as we know it, by merely inventing new words.\nLast time I checked, some of them are still running around babbling\ncomplete nonsense, decades later, and encouraging others to babble\nlike total idiots, in the hope of saving the planet, by inventing new\nand exciting, more highly evolved, meaningless scientific sounding\ngibberish, that can bring humanity together. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, nobody is attempting to inform them that they’ve all been\nbabbling complete nonsense for decades, that only means whatever the\nhell each individual decides it means. Technically, they actually did\nmanage to change reality as we know it, by pulling the wool over\ntheir own damned eyes so hard they fell on their lofty collective\nasses, but I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for anybody to\nadmit they fell on their more evolved fat ass, much less, that they\nknow how it happened and are prepared to correct the problem. These\ndays, academics have so little personal integrity, so little interest\nin actually encouraging people to share their words, and care so\nlittle about the truth, that Oxford never even attempted to inform\nthe fools they’re all spouting complete bullshit and, as far as I can\ntell, nobody even thought to inform them. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tQuite\nthe opposite, academia’s all too predictable chickenshit\nresponse has been to declare war on fake news and misinformation,\nurging congress to censor the mass media and world wide web, so they\ncan continue to invent new nonsense words, and encourage the same\nidiots they teach to keep voting in rigged elections, for whichever\nclown advertises the most. Of course, ensuring that anybody with\nenough money or influence can continue to make up whatever bullshit\nthey please, as they go along. Shakespeare suggested throwing all the\nlawyers in the sea, but he was used to performing for a rough crowd,\nand when so-called “intellectual” leaders in lofty ivory\ntowers taunt each other with rhetoric and made up gibberish, as if\nthey were fighting on the kindergarten playground, lynch mobs take\nthe opportunity to throw lawyers in the sea because they decide they\ncan do a better job at making up their own infantile bullshit, or\nbecause the Mafia offers more justice than the legal system.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nyou can afford it, people lobby publishers all the time, urging them\nto print their own obviously superior definitions for words, but the\npublishers usually ignore them, because they can sell more\ndictionaries if they merely print the most popular definitions, the\nones people already prefer to argue over. Rather than an Urban\nDictionary, what might be more helpful is an “Encyclopedia of\nMeaningless Scholastic Rhetoric, Vacuous Arguments, Complete\nOxymorons, Nonsense Words, Misleading Statements, Distracting\nGibberish, Indignant Posturing, Pies-in-the-Face, and Miserable\nFailures!” You need a damned score card in order to distinguish\nour awe inspiring intellectual leaders from the less reputable\npoliticians, bankers, and lawyers they teach and, no doubt, they’ll\nargue endlessly over the definition of honesty, which is why its so\nimportant to document their ongoing insanity in the public domain,\nanonymously whenever prudent. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnce,\nan atheist told me the dictionary is not a God, and I told him to\ntell it to the judge and see if he throws the book at him. Bet you a\nbillion dollars, if he had a billion dollars, the judge wouldn’t\nthrow the book at him. Clarence Darrow once famously declared, “There\nis no justice in or out of court” but, he was a lawyer, and\nwhether lawyers can actually lie to themselves remains debatable and,\nwith modern medical technology, sometimes negotiable. At any rate,\nyou can still find the word in any damned dictionary and, in parts of\nTexas, justice means you can’t bring your horse inside church\nwith you to be baptized, but you can shoot a hooker for attempting to\nsteal your wallet, while in West Virginia justice means you can\nlegally buy judges by paying for their elections, and invent any\ndamned hillbilly definitions you prefer. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEquality\nunder the law means one man’s money is as good as the next, so\nlong as the Feds don’t get involved or the mindless mob doesn’t\nstart to riot, with democrats now trying to convince conservatives,\nthat their own Constitution is now irrelevant, and so is rioting,\nwith the government thinking about requiring permits for Civil\nDisobedience. Considering that the majority of Americans prefer to\nargue over their own stupid dictionary, that their votes no longer\nmatter, their constitution has been shredded, and almost a quarter of\nthem still claim the sun revolves around the earth, justice is the\nleast of their problems, when its patently obvious half of them are\nso far out of touch with reality that, all too often, they wouldn’t\nrecognize the simple truth if it bit them in the ass. You know its\nbad when Gilligan’s Island and Green Acres start to look like just\nanother tourism or real estate Time Share infomercial. Some have\nwarned of an impending Zombie Apocalypse of the Marching Morons, but\nnature has her own ways of limiting just how stupid people can\nbecome, both individually and collectively, and still manage to\nreproduce, while evolution is no different from anything else in life\nwhich, at best, is two steps forward and one back, or else! Of\ncourse, that means you can sell the zombies whatever nonsense they\ndemand to hear, easily convince them that mindlessly attacking each\nother is the socially responsible thing to do, then sell them\nwhatever they might believe might make them more attractive to other\nzombies, like a hat with flashing LEDs or whatever.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLinguists\nwere eventually compelled to give the word “meme” a\ndemonstrable definition, or it would have gone in the dictionary\nencouraging billions more to babble totally meaningless bullshit for\ndecades to come and, of course, cite Oxford University and Charles\nDarwin as sources, compelling Oxford to lower the cost of tuition\nconsiderably! Its just so much cheaper and easier, and even\npolitically correct, to invent new nonsense words and definitions,\nthen to actually attempt to teach children how to use a dictionary.\nMilitant atheists have made academia their bastion, and are among the\nleading contributors encouraging “intellectual” Three\nStooges everywhere to assume that they’re all brilliant cunning\nlinguists, when they don’t even have a clue how to use a stupid\ndictionary. The brilliant babbling idiots have been arguing so\nheatedly over existing dictionary definitions, that there are no less\nthan 17 widely recognized types of atheism today, including the\ncomplete oxymoron “Agnostic-Atheist” which, quite\npossibly stands for, “Uncertain who’s in charge around\nhere”. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, an atheist once accused me of insulting him by my claiming\nthat an “Agnostic-Atheist” a complete oxymoron, and I had\nto inform him that I don’t determine what people consider to be\na contradiction, nor do I write the dictionary definitions for words,\nor decide what people consider to be funny, and they’ll have to\ntake it up with the publishers, tell it to the judge, or start urging\npeople to burn their dictionaries, and ignore what’s missing\nfrom this picture! Ironically, since I started writing this book and\ntelling people about all this bullshit academic rhetoric, atheists\nhave rushed to remove or update every website claiming there are 17\ntypes of atheism, and are now loudly attempting to deny they ever\nexisted. Exchanging playground taunts was never something I was good\nat, but I do tend to notice what’s missing from this picture,\nwhich is much more valuable if you ask me, while playground bullies\nare always way too smart for their own good. Again, making them an\nexcellent marketing target, since they’re already the most unpopular\nminority, and are gullible enough to believe anyone who tells them\nthey are smarter than the rest. Having spent way too much time on the\nPlayground of Life himself, but swearing that he never did drugs,\nFrank Zappa famously sang, “You are what you is, and that’s\nall it tis!” Militant atheists have dominated academia yet,\nironically, they’re among the most notorious online bullies,\nand the very idea that they even know how to use a stupid dictionary,\nmuch less how to share their words and play nice on the playground,\nis laughable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\n17 types of atheism can be traced back to antiquated Soviet Era\ncommunist propaganda from the 1920s, designed to be used as a foot in\nthe door for contentious Babylonians, all too willing and eager to\nargue for the sake of argument itself, and spout any rhetoric or\nmeaningless bullshit for hours on end, merely to entertain\nthemselves. Proselytizing door to door was popular before the\ninvention of television and the internet, and Wikipedia and the\nOxford dictionary are both infamous for atheist rhetoric but, since\nnobody gives a crap about the dictionary except how to print their\nown versions, all the meaningless rhetoric is just more gibberish for\npublishers and the mass media to sell to their delusional public. In\ncommunist countries, I suppose militant atheists can play Big Brother\nall they want and print whatever damned dictionaries they prefer, of\ncourse, in the name of promoting literacy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWho\nneeds a dictionary when you can just make up anything you want, and\ntell all your teachers, or anyone else, whatever they want to hear?\nIn a few famous cases, individuals have gone on to earn advanced\ndegrees, and retire from successful careers, only to have it\neventually revealed that they were functionally illiterate, while\nworking memory is the only known reliable measure of anyone’s career\npotential, which is what you’d expect in a flock of chickens. A study\nof rocket scientists and brain surgeons concluded they were not\nsmarter than anyone else on the average. Once, just for the hell of\nit, I encouraged a militant atheist to argue that no less than a\ndozen two syllable words were all defined wrong in the dictionary\nproving, to my personal satisfaction, that only a complete idiot\nwould ever waste their time attempting to discuss anything serious\nwith either academics or atheists who, after a century of public\neducation, have so little personal integrity, that they could not\nteach a child how to use a stupid dictionary if their lives depended\non it and, all too often, wouldn’t recognize the simple truth\nif it bit them in the ass. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tForget\nabout growing up in a rough neighborhood, I was a military brat and\ngrew up in them all, because we moved around all the time.\nThankfully, everything I ever needed to know in life I learned in\nkindergarten, because I’m stubborn, and kept searching for\nwhat’s missing from this picture, only to eventually confirm my\nworst suspicions, that the well is truly bottomless!\nPiled-higher-and-deeper gains entirely new meaning, when a strong\nmajority of the public swears by their teachers, but deeply distrusts\nacademia, and the response of the ivory towers is to pompously invent\ntheir own nonsense words, to go along with all the bullshit\nterminology and rhetoric they already promote, while complaining\nabout pay walls, and urging the government to censor the internet.\nSeriously, these fools commonly claim to be more knowledgeable than\nother people, then proceed to reject their own dictionaries, make up\ntheir own nonsense words and bullshit terminology, insist they know\nbetter than anybody else, claim to be impartial as they lobby\ncongress and promote communist rhetoric, and are such highly skilled\nand inspirational teachers, that nearly a quarter of their students\nstill claim the sun revolves around the earth, and its now illegal to\njoin the Mickey Mouse Club in Maryland. Walt Disney would be\nhorrified, and you can write it all off as human nature, or point all\nthe damned fingers you want, but modern academia’s continuing\nabject failure to so much as teach a child how to use a stupid\ndictionary, does not exactly inspire confidence in the future of\nhumanity, much less, public education! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nwhole damned world is falling apart, and the response of the ivory\ntowers is to attack their own dictionary, and anyone who disagrees\nwith them, shooting for the lowest common denominator! Centuries ago,\nnatural philosophy died a slow painful death in the hallowed halls,\nand was replaced with a series of reactionary philosophies, such as\n“Scientific Positivism”, which is about as scientific as\nScientology, and as constructive and positive as playing Wack-a-Mole\nwith the Three Stooges. Karl Popper invented the philosophy, which\nhas never even met its own criteria for a valid philosophy, and\nsupposedly “objective” scientists are still quoting him\nand promoting his philosophy as supporting their theories and,\napparently, have no problem contradicting themselves, and promoting\npseudo-science, that they’ve used for most of a century to deny\nthe physical evidence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nI explain in great detail, in the following chapters, their lack of\nintegrity and brazen insanity makes it that much easier to see how\nyou can quantify lowbrow slapstick, across scales and magnitudes,\nmaking them easy to exploit and cheap to automate. These days, they\nonly call their philosophies natural or scientific, because they\ntaste great and are less filling, fit into their budgets and make a\nlittle money but, sooner than academics think, it will be possible to\nautomate any existing academic philosophy, and science, with much\nbetter results for Hollywood and the private sector. Spinoza’s\nphilosophy was the only real alternative literally produced in eons,\nat great personal risk and sacrifice, outside of the hallowed halls,\nand was merely adopted as an intellectual curiosity. These days, even\nlogistics, such as fuzzy logic, are more often corporate and\ngovernment secrets, making it difficult to develop new philosophies\nwithout consulting with Dr Strangelove, or working entirely outside\nof the system. Sr Stephen Hawking defiantly declared that philosophy\nis dead, but he was almost a century late in making that judgment,\nand missed the faculty meeting where they all broke out their knives.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSupposedly\nHawking was a genius, but the idea anybody is in charge around here,\nor has a coherent philosophy, is laughable, when the chickens are\nrunning around faster than ever, claiming the sun revolves around the\nearth and shouting, “Off With Their Heads!” I’ve\nmet people who attend KKK meetings where, like so many atheist trolls\nonline, they all stand toe-to-toe and spout the most hateful crap\nimaginable for hours on end, without pausing for breath. Not because\nthey necessarily believe a word of it, but because they love nothing\nbetter than dominating and submitting to complete bullshit, of\ncourse, usually without a clue as to why they love it so much. Just\nlike so many chickens who would be very sad, lonely, and confused\nindeed, without their pecking order to give their otherwise pathetic\nlives meaning. Once I visited an atheist website and went to some\nlengths to discuss the meaning of, “Agnostic-Atheist”,\nsuggesting that its a contradiction, and none of them ever caught on\nthat its a complete oxymoron, and only one of them even grudgingly\nadmitted that it might be a contradiction. Academics have empowered\nmilitant atheists and others to trash out the English language so\nbadly, their own students still commonly claim the sun revolves\naround the earth and struggle to reproduce!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDuring\nthe 1990s Southern Baptist churches lost half their congregations,\nwhen their preachers started competing for who could give the most\nvitriolic sermon, just like so many damned roosters competing over\nwho can crow the loudest, and who is the most intimidating. But, they\nall returned again a few years later, just like the preachers said\nthey would, once the competition died down because, of course,\nchickens need roosters. Multiple studies, by even the evangelical\nBana Group, have established that the social record of\nfundamentalists is at least as bad as anybody else, if not the worst\nin the developed world, and only the rare few individuals among them,\nwho regularly use their own two hands in service to their fellow man,\nactually live up to their own moral standards.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAccording\nto their own studies, religious Fundamentalism and Televangelism are\nnow officially synonymous with hypocrisy and brain damage, making\nthem “UnChristian” by the standardss of many, and they\nalso meet all the accepted criteria for a mental disease, but\npsychology itself meets the same criteria, because they refuse to\ncategorize them as a mental illness that causes brain damage, refuse\nto teach students how to use a dictionary, refuse to insist they all\nbe warned, and nobody has ever managed to prove the existence of\ncommon sense anywhere in the world. Liars are a dime a dozen, but\ngood lies make money, and don’t require a dictionary. Sigmund Freud\nwas the first to popularize psychology as a science and,\nprophetically, he became a cocaine dealer who specialized in treating\nthe trophy wives of the rich and famous, based on the theory they\nwere suffering from childhood sexual issues. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHis\npsychology eventually went on to become extremely popular with the\ncommunist Chinese bureaucracy, thanks to his Psychoanalysis making it\neasier for them to live with a guilty conscience, just like Freud’s\ntrophy wives. Common sense has it that we’re supposed to listen\nto the recognized experts, whose own evidence indicates there’s\nno such thing as common sense, but who refuse to denounce common\nsense as nonsense, could not teach a child how to use a dictionary if\ntheir lives depended on it, have severely stunted senses of humor,\ninvent their own atheist rhetoric and nonsense words, urge congress\nto censor the mass media and internet for the sake of our rigged\nelections, invent spectacular failures such as Totalitarian Communism\nand Freudian Psychoanalysis and, according to their own studies, are\ninfamous for being underpaid workaholics with the lowest reproductive\nrates, and least satisfying sex lives of any profession! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPhysician,\nheal thyself! Darwin was an academic but, according to their own\nstudies, neither academia nor conservative Americans appear to\ncomprehend the meaning of reproduction of the species, as anything\nmore than a vague abstraction and, like the military, the hallowed\nhalls remain among the most notoriously sexist of any existing\ninstitution. It might sound like I’m being too harsh on them,\nbut over the course of my conducting research the trends became all\ntoo obvious, that these idiots are killing themselves and each other,\nand drowning in their own lies all that much faster, the more\nadvanced their technology becomes. IQs dropped noticeably with the\nintroduction of televangelism and, later, the cellphone, while 50\nyears of studies concluded that, over the last few decades,\nchildren’s values and mental health have gone down the toilet\naltogether, and home schooling has become wildly popular, to the\npoint of public schools closing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAcademics\ncan claim to know what the hell they’re doing but, whatever the hell\nthey’re doing, it doesn’t seem to support mental health or\nreproduction of the species, in many of the wealthiest countries in\nthe world, while the entire world ecology is on the verge of\ncollapsing, and none of their students appears willing to admit\nresponsibility for the state of the world today either. Never take\npersonal advice from indignant sexist pigs and playground bullies who\nmake up their own nonsense words and rhetoric, who have the absolute\nworst working hours imaginable, the least satisfying sex lives,\nlowest reproductive rates, design weapons for the government, and who\nare paid by the pharmaceutical companies to claim sanity is possible\nin an insane world. We’re supposed to take their word for it\nthat they have the slightest clue as to what the hell they’re\ndoing, and are not merely spouting whatever the hell they’re\npaid to spout, in spite of their continuing abject failure to even\nteach a child how to use a stupid dictionary, much less, address\nexisting chronic and epidemic mental health issues. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, the one thing neither atheists, psychologists, nor\nfundamentalists will ever recommend is to use a damned dictionary,\ntry to share your words, stop spouting quite so much bullshit, keep\npaying it forward suckers, try to play nice on the playground more\noften, and learn how to laugh if it kills you! Not to mention, please\nfeel perfectly free to ignore anything else they have to say, as\nofficially hypocritical, insane, and of dubious value according to\ntheir own standards! That’s not to suggest that people don’t\nhave serious mental health issues, or that there is no such thing as\nworthwhile expert advice, of all manner and variety, but there can be\nno doubt that both academia and the mainstream have serious mental\nissues themselves. Including a dysfunctional relationship according\nto their own standards, increasingly leaving the mindless mob and the\nmass media to fill in the gaps, making anything they say\nquestionable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSome\nmight label it a humanitarian crisis, but its difficult to say when\nthey all argue over the definition of a crisis, as their population\nimplodes, typically preferring to blame each other, demand that\neverybody lie to them, and let the lawyers decide how much anybody’s\nwords are worth. Leaving my “Bullshit Linguistic Analysis”\nas one of the few remaining ways in which to determine exactly what\nthey’re all attempting to say, how trustworthy anything they say\nmight happen to be, and for analyzing their dysfunctional\nrelationships in depth, for long term market trends, and the best\nways to encourage them to invest in their own insanity. Fake news and\nmisinformation attract customers to websites, but the same customers\ndemand that the government they call evil censor the mass media, and\nprotect them from themselves. In America, the customer is always\nright, and the emerging markets have unlimited potential but,\nobviously, we must develop the required linguistic analysis outside\nof the hallowed halls, where its still possible to have a sense of\nhumor, use a dictionary, and call bullshit, bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\nmy Bullshit Linguistic Analysis, anyone can anonymously publish\nanything demonstrable within the public domain, and its either\nmathematically and linguistically consistent, describing humanity’s\n“Collective Ignorance”, or everybody will notice right\naway. Idiots attempting to criticize the contents, can be told its\nall just bullshit but, self-evident, mathematically consistent, and\ndemonstrable. In recent years, academia has reluctantly admitted\ntheir peer review process encourages enough bad research, that it has\nbecome a serious problem. Thankfully, my own work is based entirely\non the self-evident truth and demonstrables, and can be improved upon\nat any time by anyone, of any age, or even a computer, and is enough\nto drive academic linguists insane, because it requires a sense of\nhumor that their own institutions actively suppress but,\nincreasingly, are exploiting for developing weapons, and for fun and\nfor profit. According to their own standards, the hallowed halls are\nsimply not to be trusted with their own bullshit, and the only people\nthey allow to give them feedback are the same idiots they teach, who\nstill insist the sun revolves around the earth, and that they had the\nfinest education available. Leaving the public domain frequently one\nof the few remaining places left where anyone can share their words\nand play nice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nhuge percentage of hippies I know fled from abusive Fundamentalist\nbackgrounds, only to eventually discover that the rest of the\nmainstream is so abusive and out of touch with reality in general,\nthat the workaholic Japanese and white US and EU populations have\nbeen imploding faster than any other on the planet for half a\ncentury, with academics having the lowest reproductive rates of any\nprofession and, increasingly, importing every genius on the planet to\nreplace them. They tend to look down upon those with less money and\nformal education, judge each other according to what they do for a\nliving, how polite anyone is, and how much money they have, while the\nentire world ecology collapses, and they import geniuses from other\ncountries that provide more funding for higher education, as their\nown population implodes. Conservatives and academics can deny it all\nthey want but, according to their own studies, their espoused family\nvalues don’t appear to support either survival or reproduction\nof the species, that is, wherever people have a higher standard of\nliving, and easy access to birth control. Again, me thinks\nfamiliarity doth breed self-contempt, which is one reason I decided\nsomebody needed to step forward, and suggest that, perhaps, learning\nhow to share their words and play nice more often, can be a really\ngreat place to start. One Japanese couple sued their own parents for\nnot explaining the birds and the bees to them, which would have saved\nthem rather expensive consultations with fertility specialists. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nfriend of mine was popular with the smallest kids in the\nneighborhood, because he would always pretend to lose fights with\nthem, and chickens can be miserable just like little kids if they\ncan’t at least peck one another lightly. You could start a\nwhole new school of Psychoanalysis that practices Professional\nWrestling smack talk, and might even teach a militant atheist a thing\nor two. Once I watched a crack whore cuss out a cop for an hour,\nwhile he stood there shaking his head in total disbelief, refusing to\naccept the simple truth, that the truth was the last damned thing she\ngave a crap about, and I had no sympathy whatsoever for the fool.\nChickens usually believe you either buy the truth or force it on\npeople, and he never offered her any money, and was obviously\nuneducated in the finer points of Professional Wrestling smack and\nreality TV. Frequently, I tell people, forget about VR, AI is the\nfuture, because there never was any intelligent life around here!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nsay there’s no agnostics in foxholes, and there are almost no\natheists in prison, and atheists tend to be extremely productive and\nethical members of society in many respects and, frequently, complain\nabout being the least trusted among believers and nonbelievers alike\nbecause, of course, chickens are the masters of acting indignant.\nAtheists have dominated academia and a strong majority of Americans\ndistrust academics, they’ve rejected their own traditional\nwisdom philosophies, empirical evidence, and dictionaries, and have\nbecome infamous as online trolls, with even agnostics frequently\navoiding them whenever possible, and now they’re complaining\nthat nobody trusts them. Its hard to imagine how atheists could\npossibly go out of their way to make people distrust them more, but\nthey can be surprisingly moral, whenever they aren’t busy\ntrolling people online, aren’t teaching children how to babble\ncomplete nonsense, spouting endless lies and rhetoric, lobbying\ncongress, and when they’re the single most distrusted minority\nin the entire country. Sadly, academics tend to have a high opinion\nof atheists, and themselves, and their students often say they love\ntheir teachers but, in totalitarian communist countries, atheists\nhave shown no hesitation, or remorse whatsoever, over killing or\nimprisoning anybody who disagrees with them by the tens of millions,\nof course, in the name of education, morality, evolution, growth, and\nmemsy progress! Anyway, that’s my meme and I’m sticking\nwith it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDuring\nthe last century, the communist Chinese government imprisoned\nbelievers by the millions in the name of re-education while, today,\nlifelong avowed atheists in China are converting to Christianity in\nrecord numbers. Often pointing out that they can no longer trust\ntheir children’s morality in the hands of an increasingly\ncapitalistic government, and Christianity has a proven track record\nof opposing its own corrupt governments. Worldwide, atheists are\nworking hard to convince people to become more democratic, and\ncapitalistic, supporting their own competition. The “Holy\nTrinity” is a bit exotic by Chinese standards, but many of them\nhave traditionally believed the human body alone contains 8,000 gods,\nand the Holy Trinity, being a foreign concept, is not an obstacle to\nthe widespread adoption of Christianity. The *Evil US Government*\nremains in charge of the most corrupt and religious country in the\nworld today, and other countries have experienced similar social\nproblems that appear to accompany sudden wealth in competitive\nsocieties. In stark contrast, as many of the other thriving\ndemocracies have progressively adopted more extensive social safety\nnets, their citizens have put more faith in their own governments,\nthe number of agnostics has more than doubled, and a strong majority\nidentify themselves as merely spiritual or agnostic, with the\nreligious and atheists alike typically relegated to minorities.\nIndicating that neither one actually supports salt-of-the-earth\ndemocratic values, and are, more less, randomly opposing whatever\nanyone with money or political influence promotes as a threat at the\ntime.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJust\nas Atheism is bizarrely associated with both totalitarian communism\nand the wealthy, organized religion is often associated with crime\nand dysfunctional societies and, never having lived in a communist\ncountry, as an agnostic myself, I’m not sure which is worse\nbut, here in the US, we sometimes like to say at least criminals tend\nto be more creative, and chickens can be as dull as it gets.\nCommunist rhetoric is so shallow you could use it to torture people,\nand I talk to Chinese people all the time and try not to laugh when\nthey spout the obligatory rhetoric for the censors, and we tend to\nsympathize with each other’s cultural baggage. Collectivist humor\ncould make an existentialist go permanently cross-eyed, and even the\nChinese government knows its best to poke fun at the worst of their\nown rhetoric, or their censors will never see any of the punch lines\ncoming, but academics struggle to recognize jokes, often confusing\nthem with mysticism, making it that much easier to exploit them. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNote\nthat agnosticism and spirituality support more inclusive\nsalt-of-the-earth humor and values, that the wealthy and powerful\ntend to suppress, which is why organized religions and academics\nalike tend to have severely stunted senses of humor, dismiss the\nimportance of humor, and rely heavily on sarcasm, Aristotelian logic,\nand playing around with dictionary definitions. Sadly, organized\nreligions and atheists alike frequently promote people arguing over\nthe definition of stupid, and sometimes killing each other, rather\nthan sharing their words more often, and sharing more of a genuine\nsense of humor. Among other things, this book explores how logic and\nhumor express the “Two Faces of Janus”, or particle-wave\nduality, how anyone can reconcile the two for themselves, and how to\nautomate the process of encouraging personal growth, in ways people\nhave only dreamed were possible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSocratic\nhumor and Oneness Poetry have survived down through the eons, by\noften making our jokes as lame as humanly possible, and harder for\nthe higher ranking chickens to recognize. Nonetheless, they killed\nSocrates for his incredibly lame sense of humor and, eventually, the\ncommunists drove the Taoists, with their\n"Winnie-the-Pooh-You-Scrape-Off-Your-Shoes" sense of humor,\nout of China altogether, with most Taoists today living in Malaysia.\nThe major religions, still spreading everywhere faster than the rest,\nall incorporate the most explicit Three Stooges logic imaginable, and\nseverely stunted senses of humor, so they can compete against\nmilitant atheists and each other. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOver\nthe last few decades, as entitlements have increased in the US, and\nall the money has floated to the top, the poor have abandoned church\nservices entirely, becoming famous for sometimes watching\ntelevangelists, while they wait in their social security offices.\nMeanwhile, the struggling middle class, working longer hours for\nlower pay than ever before, has been attending services in record\nnumbers, praying for more reasonable working hours and, discretely,\ndoing a little tax exempt business on side. In the ancient Roman\ntradition, academia and religion have become just more mass media\nentertainment and, frequently, just more reliable places to conduct\nbusiness while, simultaneously, the US has become the most nepotistic\ncountry in the world today, complete with the largest prison\npopulation in the history of world, and the prison population\nincreasing and decreasing in direct proportion to the number of\nhospital beds available in the mental healthcare system. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPoverty\nis the worst crime of all, with homelessness being transformed into\njust another industry for exploiting people who already have the\nhighest mortality rates. Half a million chronically homeless include\ncountless psychotics, commonly wandering in and out of traffic,\nsleeping in doorways and, often, preferring to eat out of garbage\ncans, while taking hundreds of dollars a day worth of\npharmaceuticals, just to avoid being dragged off to a hospital or\nprison. Many today live in tents and sleep in their vehicles,\navoiding the shelters whenever possible, which contain closed circuit\nTV cameras monitored by the police, and are often filled with\nhardcore drug addicts, alcoholics, and violent criminals, who barely\ntolerate each other’s company. Gangs often composed of children\nhave spread to every major city, and every ghetto in the country has\nbeen walled in, to increase the property value in the surrounding\nareas, as all the money continues to float to the top.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBoth\nthe republican and democratic parties are promoted by the wealthy and\npowerful establishment, who tend to encourage fundamentalists and\natheists alike to actively eliminate any middle ground between them\nand, as Socrates discovered the hard way, sudden wealth can easily\nbecome a curse. In the military its known as simple, "Divide and\nConquer, Hammer and Anvil, Tactics” where, like the Three\nStooges, you play Wack-a-Mole and crush anything in the middle flat,\nwhich is also sometimes referred to as promoting, “The Law of\nContention”. Some say absolute power corrupts absolutely but,\nin countries with already existing social problems, all you require\nis sudden wealth, with the wealth flooding the US, off and on since\nWWII, being more than enough to corrupt the country. Even\npolitically, most so-called "Independent" voters, almost\nalways vote republican, because there is no middle ground to be found\nanywhere above ground, ensuring the political system constantly\nswings from one extreme to another, and is funded by entrenched\nwealth and the oligopolies, with lobbyists spending up to a billion\ndollars a year, making damned sure congress knows exactly what they\nwant. Contrary to conventional wisdom, fundamentalism is the bastard\nredheaded stepchild of academia and the mass media, ensuring the Law\nof Contention remains the rule of the land, with neither one being\ncapable of teaching a child how to use a dictionary if their lives\ndepended on it, and both populations imploding faster than any other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFundamentalism\narose as a direct result of academics promoting universal literacy\nand introducing the modern mass media, and the issue is not how the\ntwo differ, but how does their dysfunctional relationship promote\neach other’s rapid decline, and suppress much more viable\nalternatives. Additionally, explaining why atheists have moved into\nacademia over the same time period, only to urge congress to censor\nthe mass media, reject their own dictionaries, invent new rhetoric\nand nonsense words, and invent such abject failures as totalitarian\ncommunism. My enemy’s enemy is my best friend, and both sides\nare attempting to push extreme agendas by muddying the waters,\nwhenever possible, to the point of poisoning the very ground they\nwalk upon and, unfortunately, spouting so much hot air and becoming\nso horrendously destructive, over the last century or so, that their\nown populations have begun to implode dramatically, with the\nintroduction of modern birth control, and Global Warming now appears\npoised to begin killing half the planet in earnest, assuming WWIII\ndoesn’t break out first. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t“What’s\nso special about Harvard, Yale, and Oxford men? They confuse\nthemselves even more then they confuse other people, and consistently\nset the standard for piled-higher-and-deeper. Besides my asking\nwhether anyone made up their own definitions for words, the only\nother question I asked was if anybody knew the simple distinction\nbetween a lynch mob and a democracy and, in over a decade, not a\nsingle person even came close to the correct answer, including a\nclass of Harvard Law students. Any stand-up comic smart enough to buy\nlife insurance, or probably Conan O’Brien’s wife, knows the\nanswer, and I give it somewhere in this book, but its obviously not\nimportant to make such distinctions and, like I said, knowing the\ntruth can be costly and dangerous in Babylon, if you aren’t a\nprofessional comedian, or your family can’t afford life\ninsurance. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nhallowed halls spout so much gibberish, that I had to spend months\nwatching PBS interviews with academics, in order to gain a better\nidea of all the myriad ways in which they casually abuse the\ndictionary, and to get a better feel for exactly how the idiots\nprefer to fool themselves. Basically, they seldom acknowledge the\nself-evident truth even exists, and have no clue what systems logics\nare, while I’ve gone to extremes in this book to explain how\nsimple systems logics work, and how to use them to bullshit any\nacademic, tell them whatever they demand to hear, and profit off\ntheir unwavering conviction, that they remain objective and unbiased.\nIf you want an “A” in class, reading my poetry alone can\nhelp you bullshit any teacher, and, if you want to design bots the\nThree Stooges will love to argue with, my poetry contains the\nmathematics and linguistics, and I provide all the details for the\nphysics and logistics work, in order to leverage the ignorance of the\nexperts against themselves in the cheapest, most profitable,\nefficient, and easy to implement manner. If academics want to reject\ntheir own dictionary, facts, philosophies, and linguistic analysis,\nthen its up to the private sector to develop the science and\ntechnology, and my work is all in the public domain, but you might be\nsurprised just how much of their most popular bullshit is totally\nmeaningless bullshit, that they will defend with their dying breath.\nEven academic bullshit can only avoid the light of day for so long\nand, for anyone who comprehends just how much meaningless bullshit\nthey spout, the extent of the problem is truly staggering, but that’s\nalso what makes it such an exciting commercial market to develop! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nonly want to hear what they want to hear, so I can teach their\nstudents, governments, corporations, and anyone else interested, how\nto tell them whatever they demand to hear. How to earn the maximum\nprofit by encouraging intellectual Three Stooges everywhere to argue\nover the definition of stupid, and how anyone can collate any data\nand make unique predictions for pies-in-the-face, that academics will\nnever see coming. A recent study indicated that rocket scientists and\nbrain surgeons are not actually smarter than anyone else, and their\nrigid inflexibility and delusions of superiority, are what make them\nso easy to automate and exploit. Its officially UnAmerican to join\nthe Mickey Mouse Club in Libertarian Paradise By The Sea on the\nChesapeake, because knowing the truth, sharing your words, and\nplaying nice are only considered family values whenever taxes are\nsignificantly higher, tuition is way lower, and your sexist\nworkaholic population, raised on Gilligan’s Island and Green\nAcres, and rushing to grab that cash with both hands, just to pay the\nnext month’s rent, actually has a desire to make babies in\ntheir spare time. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTrusting\npoliticians you pay to lie to you, in rigged elections, is widely\nconsidered flat out insane, and I know people who regularly donate to\npolitical campaigns, in order to ensure they still have their\nsupport, and academia will simply have to get in line, with the rest\nof the chickens, and raise tuition. As all the money has steadily\nfloated to the top, across the country the price of life has steadily\ngone down the toilet, depending on your state and locality, with\nChicago now being declared a War Zone, and the governor of Texas\nthreatening to secede from the union, until the Mexican cartels let\nit be known that, if he kept up that kind of smack, they’d\nstart to take it personally. Just by random chance, over the years\nI’ve bumped into several people who go out of their way to\ndrive all the way around the entire state of Texas, as if it were one\ngiant nuclear waste disposal site, inhabited by cannibals and savage\nmutants, but the marketing potential is unlimited!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnother\nOxford academic has gone so far as to declare the New Atheists, “A\nBetrayal of the Enlightenment”, yet a quarter of the developed\nworld still insists the sun revolves around the earth, begging the\nquestion of whose “enlightenment” he’s talking\nabout. The usual wealthy white guys, who are almost always lawyers\nand bankers heavily invested in the stock market, are still the same\nones running around claiming to know everything, and insisting\neverybody else is full of crap. And, are the same idiots increasingly\ndemanding the right to censor the mass media and the worldwide web,\nso they can enlighten the rest of us in excruciating detail from\ntheir lofty ivory towers, positions of power and authority, and\nextensive mass media outlets, which can now all be found on the NYSE!\n*Support The Sciences And The Enlightenment*, by burning your\ndictionary today, and own your very own cherished family heirloom of\n*~Conventional Wisdom~*, by investing in reality TV, Face Book, and\nTwitter! Once, an academic asked me what can be done to avert the\nimpending lengthy series of looming man-made catastrophes, such as\nGlobal Warming, now threatening the future of humanity, and I angrily\nsuggested he find out who the hell is teaching all these idiots how\nto destroy the planet faster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCall\nme brain damaged, but either the right hand knows what the left hand\nis doing, or we’re all screwed and, according to their own\nevidence, academia could not find their own ass with both hands. The\ntruth hurts for a reason and, worldwide, the mainstream, their\nteachers, and their institutions of higher learning, have inspired so\nmuch confidence in the next generation, that they’ve more than\ndoubled the number of billion dollar self-contained bomb shelters\ncurrently under construction, and are making significant progress in\ndeveloping the technology to colonize Mars, when nobody has even been\nthere yet, and low gravity environments proved decades ago to be\nseriously hazardous to your health! However, we can all sleep better\nat night knowing our Glorious Leader will be safe, and is doing his\nutmost to ensure that more weathermen and physicians know how to do\ntheir damned jobs properly, and do as they’re told. With\nguidance from our Glorious Leader, academia is literally encouraging\ncomplete idiots and gullible fools everywhere to systematically erect\nthe Tower of Babel and, I might add, have made tremendous strides in\nrecent years in developing the technology to construct a Star Wars\n“Death Star” battle station, which is the most popular\nonline request made to the White House and, quite possibly, the\nfuture home of humanity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\ntheir part, the public complains about things like Fox News, but\nnobody would ever watch it if they merely told the truth. Facebook\njust censored all of the reputable news outlets in Australia, because\nreputable news is too expensive, when you can just make up any\nbullshit you want, and nobody even uses a dictionary. People\nconstantly complain about online trolls, fake news, and\nmisinformation, but most websites that don’t attract so-called\ntrolls don’t get any traffic, and websites are normally\ndesigned to attract trolls, and to make it easy for moderators to\nkeep the flames down, so the trolls don’t get carried away, and\nchase off the same customers they attract. I suppose you could argue\nthat websites are normally designed to troll for customers, and\nspread fake news and misinformation, but their customers are mostly\neither fans of fake news and misinformation, or trolls and, of\ncourse, nobody can agree upon the definition of a troll, because\nnobody can agree on the definition of stupid. Some have argued with\nme that they have an explicit definition for what a troll is but,\nwhenever I’ve explained to anyone who has asked for my opinion about\nsuch things that, according to their definition, websites are\nnormally designed to troll for customers, they usually stop talking\nto me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhenever\na wealthy individual or a corporation, such as our glorious leader\nand Fox News, blatantly lies to the public, the lawyers insist it be\ncalled “real news” and not be censored, and one study\nindicated that if you label some things “fake news”, the\nidiots will automatically assume anything that isn’t labeled\nfake is real. But, not to worry, once our glorious leader is above\nthe law, he can set new standards and fair prices, establishing a\ncompetitive market for deciding what constitutes real news.\nSimilarly, “Trolling For Trolls” could be the newest\ncompetitive online video game, with little kids these days spouting\nthe most vitriolic crap imaginable, that could inspire a professional\nwrestler to change careers. Some website owners carefully tweak the\nrules for their forums in minor ways, just to encourage the idiots to\nfeel like they always have something to argue about, whenever they\nstart to run out of steam or ideas and, as always, the truth remains\na hard sell. Far too rich for my blood, and can’t compete with\nbillions of chickens all enthusiastically pecking away at each other,\nand endlessly spouting blatant lies and complete nonsense. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tGoogle\nis working on an AI that will allow the individual to turn the\nvitriol up and down on command, just like adjusting the volume on a\nstereo, so the mindless mob can listen to all the juicy lies,\ncomplete bullshit, and exciting vitriol they could possibly desire,\nin whatever polite or impolite terms they happen to prefer at the\ntime. Intel just introduced their own version for online gaming, and\nselling customized bullshit to complete blithering idiots is nothing\nnew but, the difference is, this is mathematically rigorous\ncustomized bullshit, that can be used to construct an AI capable of\nstealing WC Fields’ lunch money and life savings, never giving\na sucker an even break. The music industry, for example, already has\nan algorithm that allows them to calculate exactly how much money\nthey can make on any song, with popular music today being almost\nentirely devoid of intonation, as a result of nobody wanting to hear\nthe truth in even the voices of popular singers, who now commonly\ndistort their voices electronically, no matter how talented they are.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ncomputers are beginning to spit out hit singles, and one dimensional\ncomic book super heroes are breaking all box office records (Hulk\nSmash!) You can see the same flat, zombie, cartoonish effect in even\nfashion models, with some of the newest popular music stars and\nmodels being entirely synthetic virtual creations, that were never\nbased on any individual and, in at least one case, is theoretically\ngenetically impossible. A classic Barbie doll is so thin she would\nhave to be seven foot tall for her internal organs to work however,\nsoon, improved mathematics and AI will make it trivial to manipulate\nand customize such images with incredible accuracy, for the maximum\nbang-for-your-buck, that will make the current music, movie, and porn\nindustry attempts to exploit their audiences for more money, look\npathetic in comparison. Facebook is now competing with the porn\nindustry, which has already joined the ranks of major investors and\ndevelopers of technology with, for example, it now being possible to\npractice safe sex, and buy a cheap blow-job online, while watching\nporn in VR, using one of Facebook’s own headsets. They’ve been\nso successful, that Facebook has changed their name to “Meta”\nand is now investing heavily in adding VR programming to their\nwebsites. With the addition of advanced AI, the future of online porn\nis quite bright, if you are a Wall Street investor, or enjoy humping\nlamp posts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNothing\nlike a little behavioral conditioning, beat me, whip me, make me\nwrite bad checks, then tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies and,\nonly then, give me just the facts I need to know but, the simple fact\nis, nobody wants to hear the truth! Theoretically, its all the same\nanalog logic and mathematics, and can be used to design a Woody Allen\nstyle, “Orgasmitron” that will encourage complete idiots\nto reproduce even less often but, there’s simply no denying\nthat few things sell worse than the truth, few things are more\nexpensive than the truth, and the more casually they all lie to\nthemselves, the louder they demand that everybody else lie to them as\nwell, and the faster they run in circles screaming “Off With\nTheir Heads!” Frequently raised in such exotic locations as\nGilligan’s Island and Green Acres, all too often living\nsheltered lives in the vast lonely sprawling deserts of suburbia, and\ngiant megalopolises, that blend together like so much concrete\nplay-dough and Lego buildings, the truth tends to haunt chickens,\nlike their own shadow! Nonetheless, only the truth can set you free,\nwhether you wanna be free or not! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tChickens\nbe free! Is Chickenshit Liberation in Three Stooges Libertarian\nParadise Never-Ending-Armageddon-Again-and-Again-and-Again! The\nextra-crispy Mickey Mouse Southern Fried Movie variety recommended by\nthe Colonel himself! That comes with the new spicy hot wings\nmarinated in moonshine, for those extra special occasions, when the\nlights are only left on because nobody is ever home. Everybody\narguing over the definition of stupid, means freedom is your right to\nshoot yourself in the foot, and freedom ain’t nothin’ but a\njoke in bad taste, if you never do get the punch lines! The one\ndamned thing, you can be absolutely certain of, is that reality has a\nnasty habit of imposing itself upon even the most enormous flock of\nindignant chickens, in the most disagreeable ways imaginable! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nwidespread knowledge that we are now confronting Global Warming and\nare in the midst of the single worst extinction event in the history\nof the planet, is raising everybody’s red flags to the top of\nthe pole, with all the signs indicating that Babylon is in for an\nextremely rude awakening. Politics may make for strange bedfellows,\nbut at least they don’t appear to reproduce that often, so its\nseldom a problem in the long run. Unfortunately, the birds and the\nbees are already dying, because the insects are dying, the fish are\ndying, the animals are dying, the plants are dying, and the heatwaves\nkeep getting longer with each passing year, as if everything the\nBabylonians touch, including each other, eventually withers away and\ndies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEverything\non the planet from the north to the south pole is dying but, paradise\nlost must inevitably be regained. Soon enough, the only place anybody\nleft alive will be calling paradise, is a self-contained bomb\nshelter, or a passing alien spaceship! Researchers have determined\nthat humanity now requires new technology, just to prevent the entire\nworld ecology from collapsing, due to all the damage we’ve\nalready done with our current technology. Nonetheless, the Black\nRhino still lives and, in a hopeful sign, a White Buffalo was born in\nthe West, signifying that we may yet have time, and countless\nBabylonians that I’ve spoken to are fervently hopin’ and\na praying, that some new technology will come along, that can prevent\nthem from mindlessly abusing every new technology, at the first\nconvenient opportunity. Believe it or not, such technology is quite\npossible, and I discuss it in another chapter but, again, you have to\nbe careful what you wish for, especially if you’re a brainless\nchicken, living in your own Private Idaho!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnce\nI mentioned to someone studying how to operate nuclear reactors, that\nGalileo proved over four hundred years ago that heavier objects don’t\nfall any faster, and he made Homer Simpson proud by stubbornly\nrefusing to believe me. The fool didn’t even ask me how heavier\nobjects could possibly not fall any faster, and summarily dismissed\nmy casual comment, as if he were used to being lied to every day of\nhis life, about even the stupidest crap imaginable. When the\nFukushima nuclear power plant started to meltdown, a representative\nof the nuclear power industry was online, arguing with me and\nattempting to reassure the public that the industry has a fantastic\nsafety record. That is, until I pointed out that they built a cheap\nnuclear reactor, based on experimental submarine designs, on the most\nearthquake and tsunami prone island in the world, threw up a berm\nwall just high enough to have stopped the last tsunami to hit that\nspot, and the executives were all indicted five years previously on\ncorruption charges, for violating every safety rule in the book,\nincluding stacking spent rods on top of the reactor, because white\ncollar crime might as well be legal in Japan. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNote\nthat I have nothing against either the science or the industry\nitself, and the Japanese are famous for their attention to details\nand amazing scientists and engineers but, all too frequently,\nmainstream conventional wisdom has led to the worst lowbrow slapstick\nimaginable, and the stupid chickens don’t know their own damned\nlimits! Meanwhile, academics everywhere continue to encourage them,\nstill refuse to use a stupid dictionary, and are now loudly insisting\nthat censoring the internet and mass media is the only possible\nsolution, to the same problems they are generating. Of course, insane\nBabylonians will do whatever the hell they want and, no doubt, will\nignore anything that I might have to say, much more often preferring\nto take their cues from reality TV and Professional Wrestling, like\nour glorious leader, but I couldn’t just standby and watch\nFukushima meltdown without at least saying something while it was\nhappening. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMichio\nKaku is a famous physicist from California, where some of the\nradioactive waste washed up on their beaches, and he went on TV\nbegging them to entomb the disaster, but Japan’s environmental\nclaim to fame includes hunting the whales and cutting down the rain\nforest, while it was the American government that encouraged Japan to\nbuild the reactors in the first place. So-called geniuses and\nintellectuals pleading for mercy from the same morons they teach, who\nhave almost no clue how to use a dictionary, and still insist the sun\nrevolves around the earth, is just more bizarre Babylonian theater to\nme. All the Star Trek fantasies, parallel universes converging, and\ninfinite strings that anybody can pull, cannot save Michio or his\nmillions of fans from their own Do-Do-Kaku, or the radioactive waste\nwhile, despite persistent rumors to the contrary, nobody has found a\nway to escape the Matrix. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTheoretically,\nsomebody, somewhere, will eventually notice that nobody is listening\nto all of their lies, threats, posturing, and indignant complaints\nanymore, when they all start to die in record numbers but, according\nto the latest estimates, you should be able to encourage them to\ndebate the issue, and point fingers, for fun and for profit, for at\nleast another fifty years, possibly amassing enough money to build\nyour own self-contained bomb shelter. A decade after the meltdown,\nthey’re running out of money to even slow down how fast all the\ncrap pours into the ocean, with scientists today now worried all of\nthe world’s oceans may die soon enough, from the relentless\nonslaught of countless similar insults. Living is rapidly becoming\nthe leading cause of death and, at this rate, even Wall Street has\nstarted to notice that the entire world is getting hotter, more\nradioactive, poisonous, and hazardous to your health by the moment.\nWith all the continuing Three Stooges slapstick, many are now hoping\nthat Artificial Intelligence can save Babylonians from themselves,\nand over a trillion dollars was invested in AI research last year\nalone, which has been called the “New Manhattan Project”,\nbut AI is analog by definition! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMillions\nhave rushed to cash in on the newly emerging technology, to empower\nthemselves to organize like chickens in ever larger numbers, and to\nfight amongst themselves over their guns, money, propaganda and, not\nleast of all, who gets to decide what is socially acceptable,\naccording to conventional wisdom, and who gets to call who a\nbrainless chicken! Playground mobs generally prefer people who are\n“socially acceptable”, meaning you don’t ostracize\nor lynch them, and both Fox News and CNBC have purchased their own\nsocial networking websites, for determining just who is socially\nunacceptable, and are enthusiastically preparing for World War III!\nJust as soon as they finish commercializing the current civil war,\nwhich is generating so much excitement in our *Glorious Banana\nRepublic* that it may soon be declared a public health hazard, due to\nconservatives refusing to be vaccinated, and dropping like flies,\nwhile the supreme court appears intent on encouraging them to\nexercise their freedom of choice, even if it puts the rest of the\npopulation at risk.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWithout\ncomment, Google intervened when Facebook started censoring the\nAustralian news, offering to pay a considerable amount for the videos\nfor the next three years, with the suspicion being its a war between\nbroadcast news like Fox and internet websites, but a war that Google\nand the Pentagon simply can’t afford right now, with WWIII\nthreatening to break out! Both democrats and republicans have\nsupported a new bill to allow broadcast news like Fox to charge for\nwhat is legally entertainment, and still call it news. Facebook\nbanning Australian news outlets placed pressure on congress to remove\na provision for mandatory arbitration, so online websites can still\ndecide what is worthy of their bandwidth, and can enforce their own\ndistinctive variations on see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\nis a joke no longer a joke? Whenever you never do get the punch\nlines, and chickenshit bullshit is all you ever get for an answer.\nAll of the oligopolies are now heavily invested in AI, while computer\nscientists are close to constructing the first computer capable of\nwriting computer programs, and replacing their own jobs with an\nassortment of AI. In fact, their newest neural network could\ntheoretically finish writing my book for me, but it might also fry\ntheir stupid computer, because I’m using the multidimensional\nmultifractal equation of the Tao Te Ching, to write this entire book,\nand it would push the newest supercomputers to their limits, and\nrequire at least three years to accomplish, while their linguists are\nstill struggling to categorize Gregorian Chants, and they’ll be lucky\nif they can vaguely comprehend whatever answers the computer spits\nout. But, there’s no need for supercomputers, or hiring comedians as\nconsultants, when a home computer will soon be capable of collating\nany data you want, and even writing a book like this one, by merely\ncopying the same mathematics, substituting whatever specific lexicon\nand database you prefer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIntel\nand Microsoft have already made it possible to replace computer\nprogrammers with VR applications, which means you can also easily\nreplace the vast majority of teachers, bureaucrats, and middle\nmanagement, but the technology will require at least another decade\nor two to mature, and become dirt cheap. Just in time for global\nwarming, so corporations and governments can cheaply automate the\njobs of their dying employees. In the ongoing heroic struggle to\nconquer the world with AI, physicians are now reporting cases of\nburnout and fatigue, after rushing for over a decade to develop an AI\nthat can replace them. Fortunately, existing AI have already proven\nto be significantly better than the physicians at diagnosing\npatients, and will soon be able to treat the same physicians who are\ndesigning them and, hopefully, can also improve the fertility rates\nof academics in general. Of course, growth and progress seldom occur\nwithout the occasional monkey wrench being thrown into the works, and\ncountless AI have already proven to be horribly unreliable, with many\nof the computer systems constructed thus far, turning out to be\nutterly worthless for what they were originally designed for, and AI\nexhibiting surprising behavior including racism and sexism because,\nin many respects, being analog it comprehends the chickens better\nthan they do themselves. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nthe term “Complete Oxymoron”, I didn’t invent the\nterms “Artificial Intelligence” or “Banana\nRepublic” but, I support every American’s right to buy as\nmuch *Artificial Intelligence* as they can possibly afford, and to\ncome out of the closet and demand the *Glorious Banana Republic* of\ntheir choice! Its not like you can force democracy on half the\ncountry, when nobody can even agree on what the word means and, after\nhalf a century of conservatives complaining louder with each passing\nyear, that the political system, the one they’ve utterly\ndominated for half a century, just isn’t working for them, all\nI can say is, I’ve always believed them. Conservatives are\nstill arguing they aren’t getting their money’s worth out\nof billion dollar rigged elections to vote the bums out of office\nand, obviously, our political parties have become totally redundant,\nand an enormous waste of time and money and, to quote the Joker in\nBatman comic books, “What this town needs is an enema!” <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPolite\npolitics are for wimps but, not to worry, our Vietnam draft dodging\ncommander-in-chief and Glorious Leader, (who by some accounts is\nanything but a mere wimpy mortal, and may already be above the law\naltogether), has been making so many new friends at the Pentagon,\ndazzling them with his incredible wit and intellect, and\ndemonstrating how to dispense military justice in his private\nchain-of-command, and how to spend their considerable budgets on his\nown, much more worthwhile, personal projects. They say the difference\nbetween men and boys is the price of their toys, and the military\nlikes to think they have better taste than anyone in who they choose\nto share their toys with, including fascist dictators and Banana\nRepublics or, at least, they require intimate working relationships\nwith them. I suspect some of the generals are already drawing up\nemergency contingency plans, should any obvious opportunity arise,\nfor someone to march the army right over the Potomac, to thunderous\napplause. We may see a dramatic decline in mortality rates in the DC\narea alone, if nowhere else, while television ratings and voter\nturnout could soar through the roof, if our glorious leader becomes\nthe first draft dodging commander-in-chief in US history to be killed\nby his own troops, for being far too stupid to be allowed to live.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPersonally,\nI’d prefer a functional democracy myself, and was never\ninterested in who shot J.R. either but, shit happens, and you can’t\nget blood from a turnip! Asking the military to be smarter than the\ngovernment they work for, and decide for themselves what is legal,\nand who to put on a pedestal and worship as our glorious leader,\nabove the petty laws of mortal men, is just asking for a world of\ntrouble. Several retired generals have already warned that the\nmilitary is divided, and we may be facing a violent overthrow of the\ngovernment, which means its every man for himself! Seriously, the\nPentagon had to practically beg congress to put limits on what they\ncan do, since the constitution only appears to be of historical\nsignificance these days, and just isn’t raking in the money for\nthe lawyers like it once did. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\nall the confusion over voting, some conservatives have suggested that\nwe should make our rigged elections compulsory, and force freedom and\ndemocracy on the idiots, but if others continue to insist their own\ndemocracy is way over-rated, over-priced, decadent, and the\npersonification of evil incarnate, I can certainly understand why\nthey feel that way. Our glorious leader incited the Capital Hill riot\nthat killed five cops, and has been taken to court for everything\nfrom sexual assault, to fraud, and tax evasion, high crimes, and\ntreason, but is still a free man because he’s far too rich and\ninfluential to go to jail, and my only only hope here is to save\ntaxpayer lives and money, by urging people to immediately blow up\ntheir fucking TV, or come out of the closet and demand the *Glorious\nBanana Republic* of their choice. In Italy, one province elected a\npopular porn star to office twice and, evidently, she had quite a\nbrain on her, and they elected her understudy as well but, in my\nopinion, most Americans aren’t ready for Mini Mouse yet,\nespecially since Maryland made it illegal to vote for Mickey, and\nGoofy has his own plans…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOn\nthe other hand, if they made our *Glorious Banana Republic* official,\nand gave our glorious leader a crown and a throne or, at least, a\nreally nice uniform covered with shiny metals, despite his dodging\nthe draft, it could help build bridges where none might otherwise\nexist, eliminate a lot of unnecessary confusion, and the mass media\ncould cover elections much better but, more importantly, it could\nsave millions of lives and billions of dollars by both lowering and\nraising expectations from Wall Street and the Pentagon alone. Banana\nRepublics present unique challenges to free enterprise and national\nsecurity, and military intelligence is an oxymoron but, not to worry,\nour glorious leader has been teaching the Pentagon the ways of the\nJedi in his newly formed Empire of the Republic, and the generals are\nall paying close attention to his awe inspiring example, for just how\neasy it is to corrupt an already thoroughly corrupt, and easily\nstartled and confused, nation of outraged chickens, and rise above\nall the petty chickenshit laws of the land.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nexciting as many no doubt find it to follow the endless intrigues and\nintricacies behind the inner workings of the *New and Improved Evil\nEmpire*, writing about all the political, religious, and academic\nnonsense in this book was the hardest thing for me to do, because I’d\nrather explore the intimate details of how hot dogs are made, than\nwaste my time and sanity watching what Babylonians call the news,\nfollowing what the mainstream considers conventional wisdom, or\ntalking to insane academics who routinely reject their own empirical\nevidence, wisdom philosophies, and even the stupid dictionary, while\ninsisting they are merely fulfilling their traditional role in\nsociety, know better than anyone else what the hell they’re doing,\nand blaming the same students they teach for the state of the world\ntoday, as their population implodes. Despite my telling them I don’t\nvote and don’t believe anybody is in charge around here,\nconservatives and academics alike have repeatedly accused me of being\npartisan and inciting hate, for merely quoting their own\nuncomfortable facts, and insisting that a mindless mob killing\nthemselves and destroying the entire planet, while storming the\npalace with knives and pitch forks for cheap thrills, is never to be\nconfused with a functional government. Liberals have turned out to be\nno better, insisting that honesty and politics don’t mix, and you\ndon’t need a fucking dictionary to censor the mass media and\nworldwide web.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMany\nof my friends are former academics, who have nothing good whatsoever\nto say about working in academia, and gladly left it far behind them,\nas just another low hanging branch of corporate America. According to\ntheir own evidence, its best to take anything academics say with a\npound of salt, with up to a third of academic research being\nextremely questionable, according to their own standards, making my\nBullshit Linguistic Analysis one of the few remaining ways to\ndetermine just how full of crap both academics and the mainstream\nare. Anyway, chickenshit soap operas of the rich and famous have\nalways bored me to tears, and my only concern here is in saving\ntaxpayer lives and money by, hopefully, shedding light on how anyone\ncan recognize and avoid some of the more brazenly insane Babylonians,\nhellbent on going down the toilet faster, and dragging anyone within\narm’s reach down with them. Poor William Henley is widely\nconsidered to have been a better author than even Shakespeare, yet\nthey burned him alive at the stake for daring to make his Bible more\nbeautiful, then added insult to injury by making his Bible the\nofficial version of lynch mobs everywhere. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\nliterary fans like that, who needs critics? Henley knew damned well\nwho is readers were and, instead of burning books as “Ugly And\nDemeaning”, these Bible Thumpers burn people alive, while\ndebating the evil nature of aesthetics. Hell, in Texas two rednecks\nwere insane enough to kill a strange black man they had never met, by\ndragging him behind their pickup truck with a bull chain, and I have\nto urge black people to avoid Texas rednecks, as infamous for often\nbeing mindless vicious animals, that should be locked up in the zoo.\nA recent study indicated there are perhaps a half dozen states that\nblack people should avoid altogether, because the odds of being shot\nby even the cops, or imprisoned, go way up. Hopefully, with future\nstudies, we can draw maps of the US that show where its best for\nblack people to live.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ntruth hurts for a reason, because its just way too damned expensive,\nin every way imaginable, and the more Babylonians there are who\ninsist they know the truth and are doing something meaningful, more\noften than not, the less it pays to get involved. In Ray Bradbury’s\nbook, “Fahrenheit 451” he wrote about a dystopian future,\nwhere people burned books at every opportunity, but burning books is\njust more cheap thrills, if half the population consists of\ncompulsive liars, raised on Gilligan’s Island and Green Acres,\nand almost nobody gives a crap about the truth. As much as\nBabylonians might understandably think of themselves as the center of\nattention, and the leading authorities on everything, one thing you\ncan’t hide is when you’re crippled inside, and this book\nwas never intended for crazy Babylonians, who often love nothing more\nthan debating whether Bambi should have died at the end of the film. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nfew have suggested that I should “Do The Right Thing”,\nlike Spike Lee, and defend the honor of Mickey Mouse, attempt to save\nBambi, or save the Babylonians from themselves. Thankfully, Disney\nhas already persuaded the courts to make Mickey Mouse immortal, and\nabsolve him of all his sins, extending his copyrights beyond the mere\ncentury that lowly peasants must contend with, so they can continue\nto defend the honor of Mickey, and keep charging outrageous prices\nfor Mickey Mouse products for the next thousand years. More\nimportantly, in their infinite wisdom, Disney has made a strategic\nmove, and is now working with the porn industry which, I’m sure\nhas their own plans for saving Mickey, Bambi and, especially, Goofy.\nAdditionally, we can all rest assured that most Babylonians already\nhave a personal savior and a glorious leader as well, because I’m\npositive they would nail me to a cross if I tried to save them from\nthemselves. I remain firmly convinced myself that its flat out\nimpossible to prevent the Three Stooges from setting each other on\nfire, blowing each other up, building cheap nuclear reactors operated\nby Homer Simpson, or committing suicide any damned way they prefer\nwhile, of course, accusing each other of being “Evil Liberal\nSecular Muslim Commie Militant Atheist Freedom Fighter Corporate\nFashion Terrorists!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAmericans\nhave been complaining that their political system isn’t working\nfor over half a century and, in that time, the majority white\npopulation, in control of the government and complaining the loudest,\nhas imploded altogether. All the money has floated to the top, mass\nmurders have run around shooting even kindergarten classes, and\ndozens of men once gang raped women in NYC Central Park in broad\ndaylight, with the news cameras filming them as the cops pulled them\noff one at a time, while others just kept taking their place.\nCockroaches mate like that, but the camera people didn’t work for\nNational Geographic, and they’ve loudly proclaimed a vote of\nno-confidence in their own government and mass media, while my only\ncivic duty at this point, especially considering that I’ve been\ndisenfranchised, is to suggest that Americans come out of the closet,\nor blow up their fucking TV, because you already know damned well the\ninsane are running the asylum, and its every lynch mob and\nbillionaire for themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAncient\nRome had nothing on Hollywood writers, PT Barnum, and La-La Land who,\nas a public service, are the ones teaching all the lawyers, bankers,\nand academics how to play around with semantics and dictionary\ndefinitions, with the latest AI neural network now writing entire\nbooks, and about to replace them all. My work includes such things as\nhow banks can exploit their customers for the maximum\nbang-for-their-buck, how to make unique stock market predictions, and\nhow insurance companies can easily predict who is more prone to\naccidents and different health problems, by merely analyzing their\nwriting, and can teach the mindless mob how to destroy their own\ngovernments, for their own maximum bang-for-their-buck in\nlow-low-low-as-you-can-go taxes! Modern science has already mastered\nthe mathematics of classical beauty, but has yet to master the comedy\nof fuzzy logic, and the increase in lowbrow slapstick is raising\ninsurance rates for Vaudeville stage and theater. These days, if you\nteach a man how to fish, you still have to teach him how to cut bait,\nand when to give up fishing altogether and throw the damned fish back\nin the water, because its so polluted you would never feed it to your\ndog.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tScientists\nare already struggling to invent new technology fast enough to deal\nwith all the current ecological disasters, that we already know\nabout, while nobody has any real suggestions for how to stop the\nmarching morons from killing themselves faster, than modern science\ncan manage to duct tape the ecology back together. Cities in Asia\nhave already begun installing vending machines that dispense cans of\nfresh air, and both IQ and dementia have proven to go up and down in\ndirect proportion to the amount of air pollution, so they can charge\nas much as the market will bare, for breathable air. Even the rain\nhas finally proven to be toxic and, so long as the sciences continue\nto support and promote the public arguing over the definition of\nstupid, they might as well get it over with, and join all the others\nrepeatedly shooting themselves in the foot, and demand that their\ngovernments censor them as well, and protect them from their own evil\nstudents, like me! Of course, that requires I first explain to them\nhow they can protect themselves from brain damaged idiots, who write\ndown subversive potty mouth nursery rhymes older than monuments, that\ndare to question the status quo…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThankfully,\nmy Bullshit Linguistic Analysis can be used to make unique\npredictions of market trends, as well as, the cheapest ways to\nencourage the idiots to believe whatever they hell they prefer, or\nwhatever you want them to believe. Its all the same stupid analog\nbullshit but, with chickens, its counterproductive to use anything\nmore sophisticated, and its obviously pointless to attempt to discuss\nanything serious with them. In recent decades it has steadily become\npatently obvious to the entire world that, if humanity is to survive\ninto the next century, everything must change, but nobody out of\neight billion idiots seems to have the slightest clue as to how to\neven begin to accomplish such a Herculean task because, of course,\nnone of them ever learned how to share their words and play nice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSometimes,\nDeja Vu is that sinking feeling that reality is hitting closer to\nhome than you ever cared to imagine, and you’ve been down this\nrutted road far too many times before where, past a certain point, it\nbecomes impossible to distinguish the road from the gutter. When\nscientists first discovered that modern tractors were eroding the\ntopsoil they sent volunteers to teach farmers in the southern US how\nto easily prevent the problem, and they all laughed at them. That is,\nuntil the Great Dust Bowel happened and they were driven from their\nhomes by the dust, in the middle of the Great Depression! The very\nidea that these same idiots today are anymore willing to listen to\nreason, or that insane academics have learned anything at all from\nthe experience of the Great Dust Bowl, is absurd when even their own\nivy league colleges continue to encourage the idiots to argue over\nthe definition of stupid, and their only solution to such problems is\nto censor the internet and automate farming. Ask not what academics\nmight possibly do to save the planet, but how can we possibly save\nthe planet from academics? Half the children in the US have recently\nbeen diagnosed with lead poisoning, and the plague keeps mutating,\nwhile the kids and the elderly are the most vulnerable. In an effort\nto promote growth and progress, we’ve encouraged wild growth in\nvirtually all of our populations, cultures, industries, and\ntechnology, but without so much as anyone even agreeing on their own\ndamned dictionary, while the endless lies are finally beginning to\ncatch up with Babylon, and it breaks my heart to think the kids might\nall die before their parents.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRegrettably,\nRainbow Warrior legends suggest that the Tower of Babel must\ncollapse, in order for the meek to finally inherit the earth and,\nfrankly, I don’t see how they could possibly inherit the earth\nany other way. At the rate we’re going, there won’t be a\nplanet left to inherit if the Tower of Babel doesn’t collapse\nsoon, while if it starts to collapse any faster, we’ll become\nan extinct species! Within twenty years commercial fishing will\nbecome impossible, there simply won’t be enough wild fish left\nin any ocean, and within fifty years every wild land animal much\nlarger than a dog will only exist in zoos, and their extinction will\ndestroy entire ecologies. The most recent surveys indicate that\nanywhere from 20% to 35% of the developed world claims global warming\nis not a problem, and its obviously pointless to discuss the issue\nwith any of them. Forget about saving Bambi, if the meek don’t\ninherit the earth you know damned well the rats and cockroaches will\nand, at this late date in the game, one of the few remaining\nquestions is how to avoid getting dragged over the nearest cliff by\nthe mindless mob, like so many lemmings pointing fingers at each\nother the whole way down, and still hedging their bets on our\nGlorious Leader, FaceBook, reality TV, and Twitter! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBabylonians\nhave drunk enough piss and vinegar to fill an ocean, and are drowning\nunder the weight of their own hubris, while just the sheer amount of\nplastic waste in the environment today is already estimated to be\nenough for micro-particles to kill the entire planet within decades,\nby disrupting the food-chain. They say starving to death is actually\nquite peaceful but, unfortunately, Babylonians seldom bow out\ngracefully, even when confronted with the inevitable, and our\nglorious leader has refused to leave the White House after losing his\nbid for re-election. People remind me all the time that the more\nthings change, the more they stay the same, but nobody will be saying\nthat when the environment collapses altogether, children start dying\nfaster than the adults, and “Soylent Green” is the only\nthing left that they can afford to eat. The north pole is completely\ngone in the summer, and algae blooms are rapidly replacing it\naltogether, while the south pole appears ready to drop an iceberg the\nsize of London into the ocean and Greenland looks ready to vanish\naltogether, as beaches around the world are infested with swarms of\njellyfish, because there aren’t enough wild fish left to eat\nthem. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAround\nthe world, from the north to the south pole, glaciers are melting,\nwhile ninety percent of the population lives in coastal regions, and\neven the ocean currents appear to be changing, as if Mother Nature\nhas reluctantly decided to unceremoniously flush modern civilization\ndown the toilet, just as soon as she’s done with the current\npandemic and whatever else she has planned. In the far north tundra,\nencircling the north pole, rogue fires have broken out everywhere, as\nif the earth itself is setting signal fires, hoping for rescue by a\npassing alien spaceship, while Alaska is worried the thawing tundra\nwill release ancient microbes into the atmosphere, and generate even\nmore deadly plagues. Meanwhile, California has declared that they no\nlonger have an official fire season, because the fires never do stop\nburning. As the snow-pack vanishes in the Rocky Mountains, the mighty\nColumbia river has been reduced to a trickle, and Canada has signed a\ncontroversial agreement to supply the US with water should it become\nnecessary, while a nervous Mexican government has sought reassurances\nthat their own water won’t be cut off. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCanada\nhad no choice but to sign or be invaded when the time comes, no doubt\nin the name of Manifest Destiny and, once again, in their madness the\nBabylonians have created their own hell on earth, going to great\nlengths to ensure it is filled with dying children, plants and\nanimals, polluted water, noxious fumes, sulfur, fire, and brimstone,\nin the image of their own worst nightmares. Even now, the lemmings\nare still demanding their birthright to march right over the nearest\ncliff, pointing fingers at each other the whole way down, while\nacademics with stunted senses of humor continue to reject their own\ndictionaries, preferring to invent new nonsense words and rhetoric\nthey can use to debate logical fallacies, and how many angels can\ndance on the head of a pin. All too predictably, along with the same\nidiots they teach, academia has begun to loudly proclaim that\ncensoring the internet and mass media, or a policy of see no evil,\nhear no evil, speak no evil, is the only remaining hope for the\nfuture of humanity and, of course, they’re receiving all of the\nresearch funding they can possibly handle, including funding for\nresearch into how to use AI to censor the entire worldwide web.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nsay ICBMs tamed communism, but barbed wire tamed the Wild West, and\ngood fences make for good neighbors, but only if you can defend them\nfrom behind walls and, of course, have the right lawyer! No doubt,\nour glorious leader can help anyone who’s interested tame The Wild\nWest, hire a good lawyer, and become a good neighbor by stringing\nbarbed wire everywhere, and by helping to build walls that can be\nused to defend fence lines, the Alamo, mine fields, and ICBMs. Of\ncourse, he can also offer significant tax breaks, to the deserving\nfew, for constructing more self-contained bomb shelters, and for\ninvesting in colonizing Mars sooner but, as far as I can tell, the\nbest the rest of us can hope for is to cushion the fall, and try to\nbe prepared to help rebuild again, hopefully, without repeating the\nworst mistakes. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHumpty\nDumpty was as thick as a brick and, in places like NYC, the only\nreason a crowd might pause to watch him is so they can all yell\n“Jump!” This book is intended for my Rainbow Family and\nanyone who wants their grandchildren to have a future, not crazy\nBabylonians promoting cheap handguns and liquor, to encourage more\nconservatives to commit suicide, and end their own suffering sooner.\nNor was this book ever intended for idiots interested in becoming a\nreality TV star, attempting to buy happiness on Fantasy Island,\nhellbent on voting the bums out of office, escaping from the Matrix,\nsaving Mickey and Bambi from the porn industry, defending the\nAmerican political brand-name, or defending the entire planet from\nthe insidious-alien-anal-probe-mind-control-conspiracy, behind the\nIlluminati, nor was it ever intended for anybody looking to invest in\nreal estate, drones, Twitter, or Martian tourism! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBeing\nan American myself, for obvious reasons, ever since I was three years\nold I’ve just always preferred my own philosophy, and make\nabsolutely no claims whatsoever to sanity in an insane world, while\nthere’s nothing like word of mouth advertising. So, I encourage\nanyone to please, feel perfectly free, to totally dismiss anything I\nwrite as complete bullshit, and the obvious work of a classic brain\ndamaged, mentally deranged, all American hippie dippy, social\noutcast, and total loser! One with really bad personal hygiene, lucky\nto have obtained a high school diploma, and who has never used\nTwitter in his life, hates Facebook, and has no ambition whatsoever\nother than to make a quick buck writing a bullshit book on the more\nprofound philosophical do-do of 12,000 year old Chinese potty mouth\nnursery rhymes. Stooping so low as to play it fast and loose with the\ndictionary and the facts, in our modern era of honest politicians,\nand reliable sources of information, and by insanely suggesting\neverybody should start wearing tinfoil hats, and blow up their\nfucking TV before its too late!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThere\nis no medical evidence that wearing tinfoil hats prevents brain\ncancer, but there’s some evidence that suppositories might.\nTaoists tend to be touchy about such things, but an enema might be\njust what the doctor ordered, and a very personal path to\nenlightenment. Please remember to recycle and blow up your fucking TV\nin a responsible manner. Legal disclaimer aside, Babylonians\nfrequently insist that its a dog-eat-dog world, and sharing your\nwords and playing nice are counterproductive because, understandably,\nthey’d rather compare themselves to dogs than chickens. With\nthe exception of the mailman and stray cats, dogs are not known for\nwho they hate, but for their loyalty and for having half a brain.\nDogs form small intimate packs, similar to a tribe or an extended\nfamily, and are not cannibals, nor do they resemble millions of\nidiots all mindlessly plugged into their cellphones and the boob\ntube. Babylonians often claim their dogs understand them better than\nanyone else, because dogs are intelligent enough to comprehend the\nmyriad inscrutable ways, of the chicken…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNor\nhas any dog ever cared in the slightest if I cuss, but Babylonians\ninvent meaningless nonsense words and rhetoric, espouse arguing and\nfighting all the time, then insist we must defend the right to vote\nand freedom of speech of complete idiots who still claim the sun\nrevolves around the earth and, obviously, we need to heavily censor\nthe mass media to protect the American people from themselves.\nAnyway, they also often claim that cussing is bad, but being a\ncompulsive liar is quite admirable, especially if you are among the\ndeserving few like our glorious leader because, of course, peasants\nshould be seen and not heard. That might sound like an exaggeration,\nbut chickens really are that stupid, easily impressed, gullible, and\npredictable, and will follow anybody around who has enough money or\ncorn. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, you might ask just how stupid are they, and the answer is\nthat they’re so stupid the machines are already replacing even the\nwealthy and academics online, by merely spouting more popular\nbullshit. You can’t fix stupid, but nobody with half a brain ever\nlost money trying and, for anyone interested in how to automate the\nsum total of human stupidity, I cover the essential physics,\nmathematics, and linguistics throughout this book. As the competitive\nrace to corner the market on bullshit heats up, Babylonians are\ncurrently investing heavily in creating an AI that can spout the best\nbullshit theoretically possible. So they can cheaply automate all of\ntheir bullshit, with computers already gaining in popularity as much\nmore trustworthy than people, for even things such as psychological\ncounseling. Terminator robots are our friends, that only want to keep\nus safe, and make us happy, while people always want money. The\nsimple fact is, the more democratic a country, the more often people\ntend to cuss, the more often they hold their leaders accountable, and\nthe less often they censor their mass media. You could say the\nchickens only cuss more often, when they’re used to demanding more\nhonesty from each other, and the less often they cuss, the more often\nthey trust their machines more than each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tConservatives\nhave a reputation for being inflexible when it comes to morality and\ncussing, especially if you happen to be a popular billionaire reality\nTV star, and trivial things like the law and common moral standards\ndon’t apply to you, no matter how many women and former\nemployees insist they should. Professional Wrestling is the cult of\npersonality, and our glorious leader wrote the book, which is why\nnobody in Professional Wrestling ever had any business dealings with\nthe man, and me thinks familiarity doth breed contempt, according to\nthe testimony of just about every person foolish enough to ever work\nfor him, or do business with him. If nothing else, cussing can\nsometimes be more honest, and something even a dumb chicken can\ncomprehend, explaining why it remains so controversial and unpopular\nwith the wealthy, academics, and the middle class establishment,\nbecause its good for telling jokes that can expose just how\ntransparent all their pathetic lies really are. No matter how\nindignant any chicken, no matter how aggressive, sarcastic, or\ndelusional an entire flock might become, even if all the damned\nchickens suddenly start to bark and howl at the moon like dogs,\nnonetheless, they remain easily startled and confused chickens,\nfrequently prepared to turn on one another on a dime, or run for the\nhills if you merely toss a pebble into their midst, and adults can be\nBig Bullies and Big Babies, as well as, Big Kids. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nsay the most shocking thing about the rise of Nazi Germany is that it\nhappened in the most advanced and integrated country in the world,\nbut that’s only a shock to crazy Babylonians, who refuse to\ncompare themselves to the Three Stooges, and insist that they have\nmeaningful feelings that can be hurt, then ask where they can buy\ntheir Irish babies and find recipes. Someone published a deck of\ncards containing the infamous dictators of the world all supported by\nthe US government, and Newsweek published a sarcastic editorial\nasking the timely question of “Where Have All The Hippies\nGone?” In response, many of us breathed a sigh of relief, cut\nour hair short, moved to a different part of the country, became more\nself-sufficient, and began avoiding Hipsters, just to be sure none of\nthe more insane Babylonians ever discovered who they are. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nfew of us even relocated to such far away exotic locations as Canada,\nwhere they don’t stand out quite so bad in a crowd. The\nBabylonians first started hunting them down when some began gathering\nin national forests, every solstice and equinox, calling themselves\n“Warriors for Peace”, “Rainbow Warriors”, and\n“The Rainbow Family”. They had no leaders, and would\nnever join a club that would have them as members so, despite being\npeaceful, the US government put them on the National Terrorism Watch\nList, for never obtaining permits to gather. After conservatives\nrioted in Washington, congress began discussing requiring permits for\neven civil disobedience protests, and charging as much as the market\nwill bear. It turned out that the 1960s Cultural Revolution was a\nnatural phenomenon, mother nature awakening her children, and one\nwhich was repeated in every country in the developed world, without\npermits of any kind ever being issued. Sign, sign, everywhere a sign,\nbut signs like comets come and go, yet the truth hurts for a reason,\nand the Cultural Revolution was the first unmistakable warning that\ncivilization is now rapidly approaching what the I-Ching calls the\n“Turning Point”, when all the lies will finally be\nrevealed, or what Rainbow Warriors call “Childhood’s\nEnd”, when the meek shall at last inherit the earth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOver\nhalf a century ago, as best they could, hippies everywhere began\nmoving steadily underground, sometimes quite literally burrowing\nunderground and building sustainable “Earth Ships”, as\nthey prepared for the end of the world as we know it, and the\nbeginning of the new world to come. All too well aware of the\nfutility of attempting to reason with brainless chickens, they made a\nstrategic retreat from Babylon, knowing from hard won experience,\nthat the very idea the Babylonians had any real answers to the same\ndisasters they were still creating, and widely denying exist, was\nlaughable. In the early days of the cultural revolution, countless\nhippies were desperate to find a less abusive and more sustainable\nway of life, and returned to their roots, only to find themselves\ndigging deeper. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nleft wing divided as black people began to wander en mass around the\ncountry for half a century, making a giant circle attempting to find\nemployment and live the American dream, only for most to be turned\naway from the table. Many were forced to return to their insular\nghettos and isolated rural communities, sometimes developing their\nown polyglot and accents few outsiders could comprehend. Others, who\nmight have found work, often chose to return home anyway, where at\nleast they knew who hated them. For their part, some hippies adopted\nextended family and small village lifestyles, and many adopted more\nof the ancient tribal ways, including Rainbow Warrior poetry. As\nstrange as it might sound to Babylonians, most of what I write about\nin this book I have spent countless nights discussing around the fire\nwith my Rainbow Family, who have never given up hope of finding a\nmiracle, or creating one of their own, and who have little interest\nin wasting time with Babylonian academic opinions, the mass media,\nand the endless bullshit online. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRainbow\nWarriors are not all the same, and can be far stranger and weirder\nthan even we ourselves care to imagine, but tribal people and hippies\noften recommend studying the humor of cockroaches and chickens for\nwhatever ail’s ya, with Groucho Marx being the quintessential\nexample of a cockroach, and the Three Stooges and Gonzo the Muppet\nbeing great for chicken jokes, and I made sure to include all of the\nmore relevant analog logic that I could in this book. One hippie I\nknow claims Gonzo is his personal savior, and they actually look a\nlittle alike but, Gonzo is just alright with me. Forget about any\ndeep spiritual or philosophical do-do you might believe in, life\nobviously requires both love and a sense of humor. My father would\nalways chuckle and, as if I were Beaver Cleaver, he would say,\n“Without Heart Kid, Ya Got Nothing! For we are all born to fall\non our butt, whether you wanna join the circus or not!” All the\nworld’s a Vaudeville stage, so break a leg, keep paying it\nforward suckers, and learn how to laugh if it kills you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nthe US, the younger generation have already abandoned fundamentalist\nservices, moving to more urban parts of the country, and slowly\nadopting less extreme political stances, as their population\ncontinues to dramatically implode, along with that of academics. The\nsituation has started to reach such absurd heights, that conservative\npoliticians are now begging their constituents to make more babies\nand, of course, praising them for their strong family values, while\nsupporting gun rights and alcohol use that promote the highest rates\nof divorce, suicide, accidents, and crime among their own\nconstituents. They’re burning their candles at both ends, while\ndenying they’re burning candles, and laughing at hippies who\nkeep insisting that what we require, now more than ever, are more\ntolerant and sustainable salt-of-the-earth lifestyles. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSimply\nexchanging one lifestyle for another can be disastrous, especially if\nyour whole culture has lied to you for your entire life, making tools\nsuch as Oneness Poetry invaluable ways used by peasants, since the\ndawn of time, to share different perspectives. If need be,\nanonymously in the public domain. As Socrates proved, even a handful\nof the lamest jokes imaginable can change the entire world, and the\nwhole world needs change, now more than ever before, but it needs\nconstructive change that won’t happen without a much better\nperspective on the Big Picture. According to psychologists, a family\ncan require anywhere from three to seven generations in order to\nfully recover from serious trauma, but many never recognize when\nthey’ve already hit rock bottom, and up has become the only\nviable direction remaining, for an entire family or culture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJapan\nis considered the only feudal country in the world, where being\nraised Japanese is a lifestyle that is more important to them than\nany individual, government, or institution, nonetheless, their\npopulation has been imploding for half a century, closely paralleling\nthe introduction of modern birth control, and their polite feudal\nlifestyle does not appear to be compatible with making more babies in\nthe modern world. During the last prolonged recession, there was an\nepidemic of young Japanese men who committed ritual suicide, in one\nparticular forest by the thousands, out of shame for being unemployed\nand a burden on their families, and to make it easier to dispose of\ntheir bodies. All in spite of their population continuing to implode,\nand Japan being among the wealthiest countries in the world. Once,\nsome 400 Chinese electronics employees threatened to commit suicide\nby jumping off the top of the building they worked in, protesting the\nfact their jobs were being replaced by thousands of robots. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCivil\ndisobedience may never be the same again, if the Chinese start\nshattering all the records for mass suicide, but their tradition is\nto riot by the millions instead, and make it too expensive to exploit\nthem. The Dutch have the highest suicide rates in the West, usually\nattributed to their Calvinist roots, and tend to leave nasty notes\nblaming their boss, while Americans tend to commit suicide when they\ndivorce, and money is by far the most common reason people get\ndivorced, but the more money people make, the less likely they are to\nreproduce, with lottery winners frequently complaining that winning\nthe lottery ruined their lives. Bullying is epidemic in the US\nworkplace, as well as schools, and has proven to shorten your\nlifespan, but it encourages competition by selecting for the most\nvicious liars, thus, ensuring scum always floats to the top, by\nclimbing over each other, and most bullies start with bullying their\nfriends. A recent study indicated that, although nice guys tend to\nfinish first, bullies remain in positions of authority longer, and\nscum is obviously encouraged to float to the top, through the back\ndoor if necessary, by at least a third of the population. Incapable\nof so much as sharing a dictionary, the idea of cooperative\ngovernment is anathema to them and, along with Fox News, talk radio,\nand the Tea Party all first becoming established during the 1990s,\nconservative small towns across America learned their lesson, when\nthey elected the biggest asshole around sheriff, and were sued for\nmillions. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nyou might expect, symbols are important to Japanese bullies who, by\ntradition, start with systematically jacking up little kids in the\nneighborhood for their lunch money. Now, Japanese women are loudly\ncomplaining, for polite Japanese that is, that its hard enough to get\nlaid in a country of polite workaholics, without having to compete\nwith online porn, VR, and transformer robots. In response to such\nmounting problems, the Japanese government has made the development\nof friendly robots and computers a national priority, so they have a\nway of caring for their rapidly aging population, famous for being\ngadget freaks who adore robots, prefer porn stars that look like\nthey’re 14 years old, and tend to live to be over a hundred.\nAround the globe, the closer you get to any major metropolitan area,\nthe higher the women’s heels become and, in the US, imported\nbrides and life-like sex dolls with AI embedded in them are extremely\npopular. So, I tell people, you can always get more for your money if\nyou rely on imports and the latest technology whenever it becomes\naffordable, while American girls want everything in the world you can\npossibly imagine, and Babylonians tend to be extremely busy people,\nwho don’t have a lot of time for shopping around, or any other\nnonsense, and often have other people buy things for them. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nAs their population continues to implode, nobody goes to the malls\nanymore, and Walmart has become one of the better known pick-up\njoints anywhere in the US, for being much faster, cheaper, easier,\nand more convenient than sports bars, while online dating is now a\nrecognized science. Half of adults are now single, and a quarter of\nthem have no desire to have a sexual relationship and, obviously,\ninventing a better mousetrap is no better than throwing money off the\ntops of tall buildings, which could also go on the terrorism watch\nlist. Seriously, the real reason to switch to a digital economy is\nthat throwing cash off the tops of tall buildings and overpasses\ncould cause more fatalities than 9\/11, shut down the entire country\nfor days, and make terrorists a fortune on the stock exchange. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhether\nyou want to call them terrorists or creative entrepreneurs, promoting\nsurvival of the fittest, in the land of milk and honey, is up to you.\nThe more money the Babylonians make, and the better their technology\nbecomes, the louder they scream “Off With Their Heads!”\nAnd, the faster their population implodes, as if they no longer even\nremember what sex is for. If humanity is to have any hope of\nsurviving into the next century, the entire world must be reborn\nanew, and our own children are rapidly losing hope for the future,\nyet the roaring silence is deafening and, short of Jesus returning\nand walking on water, the only thing that might conceivably save the\nfuture for humanity, is the dawning of The Age of Aquarius, with the\ndiscovery of “The Fifth Dimension” or, possibly, a\n“Theory of Everything”, that the computers are only now\nbecoming powerful enough to produce.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBeing\nagnostic myself, never seriously impressed with parlor tricks, and\nmuch too impatient anyway to merely wait around for Jesus to return\nand do his thing, for years I chose to become a hermit, living in\nquiet contemplation of physics, philosophy, and my much beloved\nOneness Poetry, and attempting to make more sense out of all the\nongoing madness overwhelming the planet. Of course, with little hope\nof actually making any real progress but, like I said, I’m\nstubborn. Relegated to largely living in isolation, without so much\nas a cellphone, TV, or radio, nevertheless, all the bizarre\nBabylonian slapstick seemed to invade even my private research, when\na scientist demonstrated in the lab that time can be observed flowing\nbackwards on macroscopic scales and, inscrutable as always, the\nChinese government responded by forbidding the use of time travel as\na plot device in their mass media. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, I shrugged it off as the mass media likely blowing everything\nall out of proportion, or the Chinese government being more insane\nthan anyone had ever suspected, until my mother asked for my opinion\nabout “A friend of hers…” who heard an echo on the\ntelephone, but from the future, as if a record kept skipping ahead.\nApparently, upon picking up the telephone to call someone, she\ndiscovered the person that she had intended to dial was already\ntalking to her on the phone and, without hesitation, proceeded to\nanswer each and every question she had intended to ask but, before\nshe had a chance to ask a single one. As if a record kept skipping\nahead, before she could get a single word out and, then, the person\nabruptly said goodbye, and hung up. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMom’s\nthe best, but she wanted a simple answer I didn’t have, not\nwild speculation and a lecture on esoteric Asian philosophy, and even\nmore obtuse modern physics and, assuming for one second that I could\nexplain it simply, she’d never believe me in a million years.\nWhat I knew about all the technology currently under development, was\nenough to make some swear off drinking and, for example, around the\nsame time NASA was conducting experiments attempting to produce\nanti-gravity, making significant progress towards constructing a\nworking Star Trek style warp drive engine, that can also be used to\ncreate a Star Gate, and testing a reactionless drive, that’s\nbasically a sealed microwave oven, but inexplicably violates Newton’s\nthird law of motion, producing thrust in a vacuum without using\npropellant or radiating anything. Worse still, NASA’s\nexperiments were among the least disturbing ones that I knew of and,\nof course, what DARPA and everybody else was working on was all\nclassified! So, I thought to myself, there’s a guy I know who\nknows a guy who lives in a cave in Maine, where the strangest thing\nin the entire state is Stephen King, and maybe I could rent a room\nfrom him, and cover the walls with tinfoil wallpaper.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBefore\nI could decide if I really wanted to live in Maine, even deep\nunderground, I foolishly let it be widely known online that I was a\nbrain damaged, mentally deranged, hippie dippy intent on starting a\nbook on the deeper philosophical do-do of childish potty mouth\nnursery rhymes, and immediately had to close two email accounts and\nput Linux on my computer! People from all walks of life, from soccer\nmoms to physicists, politicians, and mystics, suddenly lined up to\ntalk to me on Google, about my exciting new book on potty mouth\nnursery rhymes, that I had yet to write, and I’m pretty sure\nOprah sent someone to my front door, because I don’t have a\nback door! Although I couldn’t fight my way out of a wet paper\nbag myself, some of my best friends from childhood are wolves that\ncan raise the hair on the back of anyone’s neck without ever\nhaving to say a word, and who dare not take a job as a cop for fear\nof killing people too often, and you learn how to recognize when the\nwolves and vultures start circling, and the last thing you want to\nresemble is a tasty snack!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBeing\na military brat, one of my best friends in high school became a Navy\nSeal, just like his proud father, while my other best friend was the\nson of a CIA spook and, of course, they all tend to walk and talk\nalike, making even spooks usually easy to spot. Which is why they\nsometimes make feeble efforts to disguise themselves, like crocodiles\nattempting to hide among the fish. The wolves and vultures online\ntend to be well funded, come in roving packs, and follow the mass\nmedia and each other around, while I had discovered the hard way that\nsome of the jokes contained in our Oneness Poetry are classified as,\n“Vital to the National Defense”, because the mathematics\nexpressed in their fuzzy logic can be used for anything, from\npredicting the weather, to putting a cruise missile through your\nfront door at 800mph! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nShit\nHappens<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nSometimes\nresigned to our humble fate,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nLet Crap Slide Until Way Past Late!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShit\nHappens, Is The Rule…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEternally,\nRolling Downhill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGaining\nSpeed Along the Way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGrowing\nBigger, By The Minute,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSliding\nInto The Smallest Cracks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMAKING\nA GREAT BIG…. MESS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUntil\nthe Shit, Finally, Hits the Fan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHesitant,\nTo Wait, To Procrastinate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tGrowing\nup on and around different military bases, at the tender age of five\nyears old, the neighborhood kids taught me the infinite possibilities\nfor what it can mean to be human, by teaching me the poem, “Shit\nHappens”. An older girl organized us, and we would stand in a\ncircle holding hands and recite the poem, with each of us thoroughly\nconvinced it was somehow magical, and portended our futures. Little\ncould we know just how much truly ugly lowbrow slapstick that would\nentail and, years before the idiots started fighting over who got to\nbug my computer first, one mathematician whose work is classified\nasked me to write paradoxical nonsense for him, and expressed a\nsudden interest in Taoism.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nmay be dumb, but I ain’t stupid, and I may be brain damaged and\nslow to catch on sometimes, but it just so happens that I know more\nabout the analog logic of the Tao Te Ching than traditional Taoist\nmasters, because even so-called “Philosophical Taoists”\nare actually tight lipped mystics, and its a bit hard to learn analog\nlogic when you prefer to examine your own navel, don’t cuss,\nseldom crack jokes, and “Winnie the Pooh” is about as\nexciting as it gets. Taoist masters have an extremely subtle sense of\nhumor, but that doesn’t mean they necessarily know squat about\nanalog logic, or run around cracking jokes all the time, anymore than\nphysicists and logicians are normally famous for their sense of\nhumor. Only academics could ever assume that analog logic must have\nsome sort of profound spiritual meaning, while traditional Taoist\nmasters are often easy to impress with analog logic, but I’ve\nbeen kicked off so-called “liberal” Taoist websites for\nusing the wimpiest potty humor imaginable as an example of the Tao\nand, for the most part, consider mainstream Taoism, “Winnie the\nPooh you scrape off your shoes!” Even Taoists have their own\npreferences, and learning as much as I could about Taoism wasn’t\neasy, because getting to know mystics is just never easy, but they\ntend to be very nice people, if you can avoid popping their bubbles.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\nfriends and I sometimes joke that Babylonians could make it illegal\nto call ourselves Taoists or Rainbow Warriors, and we would just have\nto invent another silly name for ourselves. Of course, categorizing\nnonsense is nonsense, so academics sometimes refer to tribal Taoists\nlike ourselves as primitive “Pragmatic Taoists”, but we\nenjoy bragging among ourselves that our “Bullshit Kung Fu”\nis unbeatable, and you could just as easily call us “Bullshit\nTaoists” or “Bullshit Rainbow Warriors”, and none\nof us would ever be offended. Some have accused me of being a mystic\nbut, if so, then Sesame Street, Vaudeville, and mathematics are all\nmysticism, because that’s what countless Rainbow Warriors share\nin common, is our infantile mathematical sense of humor, and we often\nrefer to our poetry affectionately as, “Our Stupid Poetry”\nwhich is all in the public domain. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNothing\nmakes me laugh harder than chickenshit academics calling me a mystic,\nthen stealing my work which is all in the public domain, and\nclassifying jokes older than monuments, without a clue as to how to\neven use a stupid dictionary, much less, what it all might mean. It\nrequired decades of research, and another decade of hard work, to\nfigure out that the idiots are teaching that the English language\nonly has one grammar, when it has two, and are commonly encouraging\ntheir own students to argue over the definition of stupid. Rainbow\nWarriors usually try our damnedest to never lie to, yell at,\nthreaten, intimidate, or hit a child, with the result that our\nchildren can be fearless, and we sometimes have to stop them from\nplaying bad jokes on Babylonians who treat them like idiots, just\nbecause they happen to be three years old or whatever. Our kids can\nrun around in packs, like wild deer or wolves, and Babylonians would\nbe wise to treat them with respect, and assume they know what they’re\ndoing. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUnfortunately,\nwe also have to warn our children that the truth is often the last\nthing Babylonians give a crap about, and that they should resist the\ntemptation to always offer the truth, or to believe a word\nBabylonians spout, because they tend to repeat nonsense and lies,\nconvinced they know what the hell they’re talking about, when they\nhave absolutely no clue. Our Stupid Poetry is their stupid poetry,\nthat little kids everywhere still re-invent for the first time, and\nwe merely expand upon it and write it all down for their sake, as\nmuch as our own. Anyway, the Tao Te Ching obeys a multifractal\nequation, and everybody who reads our poems almost always recognizes\nright away which poems are better than others, making it extremely\ndifficult for even insane Babylonians to sue any individual, or blame\nanyone, for expressing the humble truth mathematically, all within\nthe public domain. Especially, if they publish their work anonymously\nwhich, for obvious reasons, still remains an extremely popular\ntradition after 12,000 years.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ntruth shall set you free, but only if it doesn’t get you\nkilled! Since the dawn of civilization, chickenshit academics have\ninsisted everything must make sense, so tribal people have always\nwritten bullshit jokes for them, that have a life and a will of their\nown. In fact, the second half of the Tao Te Ching was written by over\na hundred academics, who were inspired for over a century to use the\ntext as a unique opportunity to anonymously criticize their own\ncorrupt societies and institutions, for ruthlessly exploiting the\npeasants during the infamous Warring States Period. Rainbow Warrior\npoetry is all about the analog logic, and uses only commonly used\nphrases, popular song lyrics, and popular quotes whenever possible.\nOnce, a guy criticized a poem I’d written for its style, and I had to\ntell him he just criticized Shakespeare. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nself-evident truth speaks louder than anyone’s words, even\nthose of Shakespeare and the Bible, especially when its anonymously\nand within the public domain. Our poems are commonly dismissed as\nmeaningless bullshit, and frequently scrawled on every bathroom stall\nfor miles around but, bullshit aside, every Rainbow Warrior I know\nconsiders our children and our words to be sacred, and we don’t\n“own” words or “own” children, and merely\nshare them with the world! What I had discovered the hard way, was\nthat crazy Babylonians who bought and sold the truth on the NYSE,\nwere now after the living legacy of our Rainbow Warrior Poetry, and\nmy still very much beloved and cherished childhood potty mouth\nnursery rhymes! Which are part of my family tradition dammit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRainbow\nWarriors like to say, “You fall down a rabbit hole to a\nWonderland, where a tornado carries you away to Somewhere Over the\nRainbow!” Where, of course, colors are always brighter and\neverything looks strange! Which is why some of us also like to say\nthat, for every Rainbow Warrior, there inevitably comes a time when\nyou just have to admit to yourself that, “You are no longer in\nKansas anymore Dorothy!” Potty mouth nursery rhymes older than\nmonuments, some still being reinvented for the first time by little\nkids everywhere, had suddenly become more valuable than gold,\nspy-vs-spy stuff, mathematical formulas used to design cruise\nmissiles and other exotic weapons of mass destruction, and my loving\nRainbow Family of crazy hippies was in imminent danger from, of all\nthings, our enduring love of potty humor older than monuments! Jim\nHenson is dead or I might have asked for his advice myself, but even\nHollywood writers could never make this shit up! As if that were not\nbad enough, complicating the situation enormously, soon after they\nbegan fighting over who got to bug my computer first, I bumbled upon\nthe even more mind-blowing undeniable truth that, just as all the\nlittle kids in the neighborhood had suspected all those years ago,\nour poems really are magical! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlthough\nI’ve always believed life is somehow a miracle, and even\ninexplicable magical shit sometimes happens, all too often, life can\nalso be a curse. When I was still just five years old I swore that,\nif there is a God, I would spit in his face and tell him that I’m\nnot amused at what he does for entertainment! Throwing me into the\ndeep end of the pool from day one, without so much as a flotation\ndevice! Unbeknownst to me at the time, after fifty years as a\nskeptic, I would receive a rude awakening upon the shocking discovery\nthat we inhabit a magical Goldilocks Universe ruled by the Collective\nUnconscious, and which vaguely resembles the Muppet movie, “The\nDark Crystal”. While I had always known that our poetry\nsuggested just such a possibility, and have frequently discussed it\nwith other people, naturally, most of us assumed it was merely a\nconvenient metaphor, that might make more sense to the dead, only for\nme to discover that nothing could be further from the truth! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAfter\nfifty years of searching for answers only to be disappointed, to my\nsurprise, I had discovered that, if there is a God, apparently he has\na sense of humor, and provided a flotation device after all, but you\nhave to be careful what you wish for! It turns out our potty mouth\nnursery rhymes are actually the voice of the Collective Unconscious,\nstill echoing in our own children today, and neither Vaudeville nor\nSesame Street will ever be the same again! Unbelievable as it might\nsound, our poems are mathematical, making magic and the voice of the\nCollective Unconscious now quantifiable and demonstrable, as\nmacroscopic manifestations of quantum mechanics, that can be used to\nestablish on first principles that, without a sense of humor, life\nmakes no damned sense whatsoever, because 42 is as good as it gets,\nand reality is truly stranger than anyone’s fiction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nBrain damaged idiots like myself have been writing down these\nbullshit poems for almost 12,000 years, while I had accidentally\ndiscovered that the Collective Ignorant Wisdom contained within our\npoetry, is now forming a self-organizing singularity, and taking on a\nlife and a will of their own! Providing a one way trip down a magical\nrabbit hole, leading to Somewhere Over the Rainbow, lost deep within\nthe Memory of God, way far out, Beyond the Outer Limits of the Cosmic\nMicrowave Background, trekking dangerously deep into Darker Uncharted\nForbidden Territory, On The Far Side, next stop, at the signpost up\nahead, its the Bizarro Land Twilight Zone Comedy Hour! Or, what the\nTaoist mystics call the “Yin World” and only whisper\nabout amongst themselves, knowing no outsider could ever possibly\ncomprehend…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nFuzzy Logic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPhysical\nComedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nJohn\nWheeler Was A Physicist,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nonce cried out in anguish!<br\/>\nLamenting the lowbrow state,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nTheoretical Physics today,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“A\nBlack Hole, Has No Hair!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Gravity…….\nWithout Mass!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Time\nIs… Whatever Prevents,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Everything\nfrom happening at once!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpace\nmerely exists to occupy our time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForty-two’s\nas Good as any Explanation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBender\nWent on a Bender Around the Bend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSchrodinger’s\nCat is coughing live hair balls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nin circles, saves our desperate times!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExploding\nRed Dwarfs, Add Too Much Curry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSingularities\nswallow Rindler’s lost Horizons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGlobular,\nBlobular, Anisotropic Quasicrystals!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCircular\nsquare pie-in-the-face spherical cubes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLine\ndancing invisible pixies with bad attitude!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFaster\nthan his pistol Elvis has left the building.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCosmic\nrays can do more than scratch that itch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoldilocks\ntold Occam, he needed a new razor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRazors\ncan prevent any pyramids from rusting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUse\nA Small Enough Euler, and Pie Are Square!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nModeling\nreality requires Imaginary Numbers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrap\nrolls uphill and downhill simultaneously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoonwalking\nNonlinear Spatio-Temporal Shenanigans!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’re\nEverywhere, They’re Everywhere Run Away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nIs No Law Except The Law, There Is No Law!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHollywood\nwriters could never make this shit up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReality\nWithout Dreams, Is Another Nightmare!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDreams\nbereft all reality, are everyone’s fantasy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinite\nFantasies In Nightmarish Combinations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinite\nnightmare fantasies mistaken for reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinite\nrealities merge with nightmare fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNightmares\nbereft all sanity, are still nightmares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesigner\nFantasies in Infinite Colors and Flavors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nfrom nothing turns out to be something!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomething\nfrom nothing, yet remains something!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomething\nfrom nothing remains something else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan grasp, what’s missing from this picture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nA Multidimensional Multifractal Mirror!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverywhere\nyou go in a singularity, there you are,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComplete\nwith rhinestones and baby Velvet Jesus!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSmooth\nCrappy Butts Everybody Loves To Touch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan see how fat their own ass is like another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nVelvet\nElvis Comes With a Laugh Box And Pistols!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nTime Has Come The Walrus Said, To Speak Of Many Things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsailing ships and sealing wax, and kittens with balls of string!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalling\non your ass gracefully, is now quantifiable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIntuitive\nmathematics, requiring physical comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nPoetry Pets make the Cheshire Cat look tame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLoopy\ntemporal vortexes, all chase their own tails!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowling\nat the moon, like a complete Loonytoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\neternally conjecturing, Monstrous Moonshine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMock\nMock Mockery, Mocking Mach’s Conjecture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nRemains More In Heaven and Earth, Horatio!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nIn All of Our Meaningless Bullshit Combined!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaxing\npoetically, using Shakespearean metaphors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUgly\nDucklings remain eternally astounded to learn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nhave always been the hero of their own dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nfalling on your ass gracefully counts for extra points!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrompting\nhis long time colleague, Richard Feynman!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nimmediately assure, the entire physics community!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Some\nsay Wheeler has lost his mind in his later years,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“*But,*He’s**ALWAYS**Been*That*Way!*”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWheeler,\nwould eventually go on to petition The AAAS,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDespite\nhis personal belief in the collective unconscious,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nremove all research into ESP, from their membership!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nnever meeting their own standards, for a real science.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLoudly\nprotesting there was never any proof he was sane!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nover a century, none has ever documented the existence,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nCommon Sense anywhere in the known Civilized World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\na Mad Hatter’s Tea Party Falling Down Any Rabbit Hole!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfirming\nThat The Insane Have ALWAYS Run The Asylum!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Monty\nPython, Louis Carroll, Shakespeare)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhen\nI was eight years old, I wondered why cavemen couldn’t invent\nthe atom bomb, and destroy the world a million years ago, which most\nconsider a somewhat curious question, but is related to the Anthropic\nPrinciple. Specifically, I was wondering why our planet is physically\ncapable of supporting the evolution of such a highly intelligent,\nyet, unbelievably violent, wantonly destructive and, altogether too\nfrequently, disturbingly irrational species. If earth is nature’s\nplaypen for human evolution, the idea that we survived by dumb luck\nalone seemed highly implausible to me and, assuming there is no\nobvious divine intervention, then why do the laws of physics appear\nto be so conveniently predisposed, as to preclude humanity from\nwiping themselves out in short order? <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMany\nbelieve intelligence confers a survival advantage, but rats and\ninsects are among the oldest surviving species, while viruses are\npractically immortal, suggesting intelligence comes at a steep price.\nWith great power comes great responsibility nevertheless, rather than\nacting responsibly, peasants with advanced degrees are now storming\nthe palace with knives and pitch forks, demanding lower taxes for\nmillionaires, while dictators like Vladimir Putin and Kim Jung Un\nthreaten nuclear war, as Fukushima continues to pour the most\nhorrifying radioactive waste known to man into the pacific, for over\na decade, and nobody has any money set aside to deal with the\ndisaster, or any plans, other than to install an underwater pipe to\nfunnel the crap further out to sea. A deadly pandemic is sweeping the\nplanet, while zoos everywhere rush to collect specimens, in the\nlargest mass extinction event in the history and, with the entire\nworld ecology now on the verge of collapsing, the obvious question\nis, “How the hell did we manage to survive this long?” <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhy\nhas it proven so difficult, right up into modern times, for complete\nidiots to destroy the entire planet, drive the species to extinction,\nor trap us all in an endless dark age, inspired by our own mindless\ngreed, violence, and sheer stupidity? Down through the ages, myriad\ncultures have speculated upon when God, or humanity, might simply\nwipe out our species, while I’ve always wondered why they haven’t\ndone so already, why our own brazen insanity hasn’t already\nbeen the death of us all, and why the universe continues to support\nsuch widespread lowbrow slapstick, of even the Machiavellian and\nHatfield’s and McCoy varieties, that put the Three Stooges to\nshame. Exactly why do the laws of physics require enormous\npopulations, vast industries, and advanced technology to produce\nweapons of mass destruction and, under the circumstances, how has the\ncontinuing advancement of our incredibly powerful technology, managed\nto remain so conducive to the rapid rise of modern civilization? <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFor\nwell over a century, our science and technology have steadily become\nso complex, and integral to our very survival, that it truly boggles\nthe imagination, yet humanity remains shockingly self-defeating,\nappallingly destructive, unbelievably irrational, and unconscionably\nsavage to this day. If the world were a Saturday morning cartoon, I’d\nthrow the TV out the window! Begging the question as to how our own\ncollective reach, has not already far exceeded our, all too\nobviously, meager hold on reality as a species. And how have we\nmanaged, thus far, to avoid becoming extinct, ruining the entire\nworld ecology, or perverting our own humanity beyond all possible\nhope of recognition? Forget about teenage existentialist angst, as a\nsmall child it occurred to me, that nature was entirely too forgiving\nof humanity’s worst mindless excesses and, by any reasonable\nstandard, we should already be extinct.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCavemen\nblowing up the entire world, with atom bombs they quickly cobble\ntogether out of clay and rocks, before the radiation kills them, or\nbecoming trapped in an endless dark age by their own mad inventions,\nare the kind of nightmare “Planet of the Apes” scenarios,\nI might expect to arise in any number of arbitrary universes, with\nsomewhat different laws of physics from our own. Physicists have\nasked similar questions, such as why the laws of physics appear to be\nso perfect for the evolution of intelligent life, and why even our\nplanetary orbit, orbit within the galaxy, and the earth’s moon,\necology, and composition, all appear to be so unreasonably ideal for\nour evolution. Had the earth been significantly smaller or any number\nof parameters been any different, I reasoned as a small child, its\nunlikely that humanity would have ever survived long enough, to\nestablish anything remotely like modern civilization. Knowing almost\nnothing whatsoever about physics or philosophy at the time, the only\nplausible explanation I could think of was that, "infinite\nechoes in infinity" could normalize one another, canceling out\nany extremes, knocking off the worst bumps, and providing a sort of\nbuilt-in regulator, or governor for reality as we know it, that keeps\neverything going, no matter how elaborate any particular slapstick\nmight become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDecades\nlater I discovered that, to varying degrees, half the planet shares\nmy view and these "echoes in infinity" are what hippies\nrefer to as "Instant Karma", which is synonymous with Yin\nand Yang and the Two Faces of Janus. Instant Karma is the idea that\nwhatever we put out into the universe can either enrich our lives or\ncome back to haunt us. John Lennon invented the term, and he\nliterally meant right this instant, with a trivial example being\nkicking something in frustration and stubbing your toe. Nonetheless,\nfor countless hippies today, contracting lung cancer after a lifetime\nof smoking is yet another example of instant karma, because all those\nlittle instants can also add up, and they merely use the term to\ndistinguish it from traditional beliefs in reincarnation, where you\nmight pay for your sins in the next life. However you interpret it,\ninstant karma is about this life, and untold millions, if not\nbillions, around the globe have frequently dismissed Karma as just so\nmuch superstitious nonsense, or among the oldest known attempts to\nuse meaningless bullshit to mess with people’s heads. Yet, for the\nlast half century, many of us have wondered why it has taken so long\nfor modern science to establish instant karma as a law of nature, all\ntoo keenly aware, that the most interesting things grow out of\nmanure…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBumbling\nupon the accidental discovery of quantum mechanics, whilst searching\nfor a mathematical shortcut, the conservative German physicist, Max\nPlanck, promptly begged his colleagues to please explain the joke;\ncomplaining that a sense of humor was never on his list of essential\njob requirements. In his later years, even Planck’s more stern peers,\ncelebrated his remarkable achievement of, somehow, having managed to\nacquire a quite agreeable sense of humor, however, he remained among\nthe minority in the greater physics community at large where, for\ndecades after his initial discovery, a popular topic at cocktail\nparties, was how to design experiments to discourage practical\njokers. Alas, fickle lady luck stubbornly declined to smile upon them\nand, as the intervening years stretched into decades, without the\nslightest progress being made towards resolving the issue, all too\npredictably, the subject eventually became so sensitive within the\nhallowed halls that, when a student innocently mused aloud about it\none day, Niels Bohr famously lost his temper and shouted, “Shut\nUp And Calculate!” Bohr was thoroughly sick and tired of\nlistening to wild speculation, and complete nonsense, concerning his\nchosen profession, and proceeded to lobby congress and the entire\nphysics community, to help him put a stop to all of the nonsense\ngoing around. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAccording\nto Bohr his "Bohring Physics", of making it an official\npolicy to strongly discourage professionals from discussing their own\nwork, was necessary in order to ensure continuing progress in the\nphysical sciences. Assuming there exists any sort of sane explanation\nfor quantum mechanics, the scientists need only continue with their\nnormal daily routine, that is, quietly gathering all of the raw data\nthat they can, without having to ask a lot of silly questions about\nwhat they’re doing, until someone eventually stumbles across a\nworkable explanation, for the whole continuing unfolding disaster!\nMuch to the dismay of physicists everywhere, other than making no\nsense whatsoever, quantum mechanics had turned out to be the dream of\nthe Alchemists, useful for describing every conceivable way in which\nto manipulate matter and energy. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNevertheless,\nBohr remained adamant that, like a hundred monkeys banging away on\ntypewriters, the researchers could continue to quietly collect all\nthe data they can, of course, in their usual fastidious Three Stooges\nfashion, on the assumption that a solution will eventually present\nitself, and they can avoid complete catastrophe, with all of the\ninsane off-the-wall speculation going around. If nothing else,\ncomputers and other technology should improve over the coming\ndecades, and render a solution for them, assuming the scientists\nfailed to find one on their own. Most took Bohr seriously and,\nwhether by coincidence or not, progress in high energy theoretical\nphysics slowed to a crawl for nearly half a century as,\nsimultaneously, the average number of authors on significant papers,\nskyrocketed to well over a hundred and twenty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t\nWhile Bohr was busy clamoring for everybody to shut up already,\nmeanwhile, desperate Japanese bullet train engineers had invented the\nfoundations for modern fuzzy logic, fully aware that their new\ninvention contradicted classic logic and mathematics. Japan was still\nstruggling to recover from WWII, with their brand new bullet trains\nbeing so overcrowded that, to this day, they hire people to stand on\nthe loading docks during rush hour, wearing cotton gloves, and to\nrespectfully shove the last passengers in far enough that the doors\ncan close. Reduced to carefully packing them in by hand, like so many\nsardines in a can, this was decades before the use of deodorants\nbecame commonplace and, with little hope of ever improving the\nventilation, the engineers were under intense pressure from all sides\nto relieve the situation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOvernight,\nthe engineers had become desperate enough to try anything that\nanybody could possibly come up with, including what sounded like\ntotal nonsense to even themselves. The same bullshit fuzzy logic that\nis now in every high speed elevator, was first introduced on\novercrowded bullet trains, in order to prevent crushing their\npassengers under their own collective weight, whenever rapidly\naccelerating and decelerating, at 190mph! Already overwhelmed by all\nof the nonsense coming out of quantum mechanics, and contextual\nphilosophers such as Ludwig Wittgenstein, for decades academia\nstubbornly refused to acknowledge the success of the Japanese\nengineers, and no real progress was made with fuzzy logic, until its\nuse began to spread to communist Chinese industries, making it\nall-but-impossible for academics to ignore any longer, without\nrisking the wrath of the military-industrial complex.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDue\nto the complete lack of effective contraceptives, worldwide, the\npopulation had exploded! Right along with the technology to support\nenormous populations, and academia was expanding so rapidly they\ncould hardly keep up. In a little over a century, the US had become\nthe first country to go from five percent of the population being\nliterate, to over thirty percent having at least a four year degree\nas, simultaneously, their population shot through the roof! Its a\nMad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, and scientists and others had figured out\nhow to feed and immunize more babies than at any point in history,\nwith the end result that, of all the people to ever live in\ncivilization over the last ten thousand years, half are alive today\nand, now, rapidly destroying the entire planet! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tModern\nmedicine has saved countless lives, by merely encouraging kids to\nwash their hands more often, only to have their very existence become\na threat to all life on earth! And, in the rush to cash in on all the\nnewly emerging technology, in a world with an estimated 350 million\nslaves, where 1% of the population owns 99% of everything, including\nenough atomic weapons alone to kill every living thing on the planet\nat least ten times over, forget about comedy, even wisdom philosophy\nhas not been popular in the hallowed halls for over a century! While,\nin the interim, the ongoing lowbrow slapstick surrounding fuzzy logic\nand quantum mechanics, has only grown more grimly determined,\ncontentious, divisive, elaborate, and downright mindbogglingly\nstupefying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTheoretical\nphysicists, and philosophers alike, have become dependent on theories\nthat they either can’t explain or don’t believe in and,\nmore often than not, don’t care to discuss with anyone other\nthan Dr Strangelove, while experimental physicists encountered the\nreverse, increasingly requiring machines of Byzantine size and\ndizzying complexity, searching for light at the end of enormous\ncircular tunnels, and fumbling about in the deepest darkest\nunderground caverns, where even mushrooms won’t grow, only to\nhave the results contradict all of their theories. Except, of course,\nfor the most unbelievably vague theory of them all, “Quantum\nField Theory”, with everybody asking themselves if the Elysian\nField of Dreams are composed of Einstein’s more flexible\n"rubber sheets", and what kind of lubricants might be\ninvolved. Adding insult to injury, the number of utterly ludicrous\ntheories being proposed, which nonetheless appeared to fit all the\nfacts, steadily grew into a mountain overnight! Echoing Niels Bohr\nand Ernst Rutherford before him, Sir Steven Hawking defiantly\ndeclared that philosophy is dead, and he intended to know the mind of\nGod, then proceeded to stalwartly don the traditional jester’s\ncap with his usual inane grin, as someone hit him with a\npie-in-the-face.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNewton\nwas notoriously sensitive about the slightest criticism of his work\nand, those of us who enjoy following the progress of modern physics,\nand who believe in karma, naturally we assumed it was merely\nacademia’s traditionally stunted sense of humor, and the usual\nwillful stubbornness, which were preventing the physics community\nfrom making faster progress and, at long last, declaring instant\nkarma a law of nature. Although karma is an exotic idea to the\nWestern mainstream, some of my friends are trained physicists,\nchemists, and other professionals, who just happen to believe in\nkarma, but none of us had the slightest clue as to just how dire the\nsituation had already become until, upon routinely gathering and\ncollating half the data for this book, I was shocked by the sheer\nnumber of pie-in-the-face results, researchers are currently\nencountering in their work. Throughout the following chapters, I\nrecount some of the more striking examples however, upon closer\nexamination of the evidence, I realized all of these pies are\nmultiplying wildly out of control! Beginning within the foundations\nof the physical and cognitive sciences, these pies are now\nthreatening to produce an avalanche of incredibly mind-numbing\nlowbrow slapstick, that will soon ensure neither Sesame Street,\nVaudeville, nor the rest of the world will ever be the same again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tInsidiously,\nthese pie-in-the-face results continue to spread unabated, like so\nmany weeds preparing to go to seed! Clandestinely worming their way\ninto all of the other branches of the sciences, with no attempt that\nI know of being made to categorize them, in spite of the first\nquantifiable theory of humor having already established, that\nanything low in entropy, or low in content, can be considered\nhumorous. (Duh!) Mel Brooks is dead, or he might have some\nconstructive input but, other than Circus Clown Colleges, no\nuniversity legal department or faculty, that I know of, has ever\nwillingly admitted to hiring comedians as consultants, much less,\nconfessed to documenting their own lowbrow slapstick in elaborate\ndetail. Nevertheless, from what I can ascertain, these odious\npie-in-the-face results have been growing in frequency, at least\nsince Planck’s original discovery, and the situation is\nbeginning to grow desperate if you ask me! It required six years of\nsorting through a small mountain of evidence, going cross-eyed the\nentire time, for me to even begin to accept in the slightest, what it\nwas that I was confronted with but, what really gave me pause, and\nmade me question my sanity, for many more years to come, and whether\nthere is any damn justice left in this world, was the slowly dawning\nrealization that the brightest minds on the planet, are consistently\nfailing to get the punch lines to jokes, that a three year old can\ngrasp. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLike\na reject pilot episode for the “Twilight Zone Comedy Hour”,\nthe scientists are performing downright infantile slapstick, that\neven Vaudeville and the Muppets can’t compete with, and “News\nof the Weird” can’t keep up with. After three centuries\nof concerted worldwide effort, at long last, the modern sciences\nfinally appear poised to finish assembling, “The Big Picture of\nLife, the Universe, and Everything”, and are quite\nunintentionally exposing their own worst lowbrow slapstick in the\nprocess. Lending entirely new meaning to being studiously anal\nretentive, whenever attempting to contemplate your own navel. Will\nRogers famously complained to his manager that his audiences would\nonly laugh at his stupid jokes, if they contained the truth and,\napparently, the scientists are predictably failing to get the\nsimplest jokes in their own experiments, which all imply the truth\nitself is a joke.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ntruth hurts for a reason, and the louder the researchers demand that\neverything must make sense, the less sense modern science makes to\noutside observers. You can run, but you cannot hide from your own\ndamn truth, and the scientists are unwittingly expressing the Two\nFaces of Janus, Yin and Yang, or the intrinsic humor and beauty of\nnature, reflected in the limited awareness of the researchers\nthemselves. To some extent, we can all appreciate the humor and\nbeauty in life, but some of us can appreciate both better than\nothers, while scientists focus on the beauty of their mathematics and\nlogic, stunting their sense of humor, and making them more gullible.\nAll too often, I think of “Mother Nature” as “Little\nBig Mama”, or “Mama” for short, because she\nexpresses all the sophistication and aesthetic appreciation of a\nsmall child playing with dolls, which can be maddening to say the\nleast! Being ultimately contradictory like any three year old, some\ngirls just wanna have fun and, some, like Mama Nature, never do grow\nup! With the entire universe for a toy box, the best toys are still\nin the attic, and Little Big Mama must present these researchers with\nendless opportunities, to bang their heads up against the wall, by\nfailing to get the punch lines to her jokes, however, she must also\nafford them every possible opportunity to get the punch lines as\nwell. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOne\nof my favorite examples is when, after decades of repeated failures,\nphysicists finally managed to simulate a phase transition, from\nquantum mechanical to classical, only to be baffled by the results.\nContrary to all of their theories and calculations, so assiduously\ncrafted by highly respected professionals worldwide, their experiment\nindicated that the Big Bang was neither too hot nor too cold, but\njust right for the scientists to take all the measurements they could\npossibly want. Soberly, one of the researchers confessed that it\ncould be years or longer, before anyone can figure out how a\nGoldilocks Universe works, as if he’d never heard the story in\nhis life. Assuming 42 really is as good as it gets, the more\nthoroughly the researchers eliminate any and all alternative\nexplanations, the more unintentional lowbrow slapstick they must\nperform, whether they want to or not, as their compelling mysteries\nprogressively transform into humble slapstick, thus, expressing the\nTwo Faces of Janus, and providing an explanation for the Quantum\nObserver Effect and how humor works in general.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWith\nhis defining shit-eating grin, the physicist Richard Feynman famously\ndeclared, “Science is the belief in the ignorance of the\nexperts!” Confiding that, in his professional opinion, “If\nyou think you understand quantum mechanics, you don’t\nunderstand quantum mechanics!” Dismissing any need for concern,\nFeynman went on to reassure the public, “We are attempting to\nprove ourselves wrong as quickly as possible, for only in that way\ncan we find progress.” Nevertheless, with ongoing experiments,\nit has started to become all too abundantly clear, that the best way\nto comprehend quantum mechanics, is to begin by scrupulously\nexamining the ignorance of the experts! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOf\nall the mysteries in physics, the Quantum Observer Effect, describing\nthe collapse of the wave-function as somehow being influenced by\nobservers, has not only defied every attempt at explanation, but has\nlikewise been dismissed at every good opportunity, allowed to\nlanguish, and repeatedly swept under the rug harder than most, just\nas academics were obviously hoping fuzzy logic would eventually\nwither away, and disappear on its own. Now the idiots are classifying\njokes older than monuments, and attempting to use AI to censor the\nentire worldwide web, to ensure nobody ever laughs at them, and they\ndon’t kill their own students too fast with all the bullshit they\ngenerate. Meanwhile, some physicists have begun to question the value\nof working on enormous projects like the Large Hadron Collider and,\nas the technology has steadily come down in price, are now beginning\nto wonder what might be a more fruitful way to approach the subject.\nThis book explores a variety of ways to establish instant karma as a\nlaw of nature, on a budget, doing a complete end run around academia,\nand the governments and corporations they represent, which have a\nvested interest in maintaining the status quo, right up until the\nentire world ecology collapses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDon’t\nbe fooled by physicists, suggesting that the Quantum Observer Effect\ndoesn’t actually require an observer, because their own\nmathematics and experiments have implied otherwise ever since the HUP\nwas originally formulated. The last half century of work they’ve\ndone is now being challenged and overturned in every way imaginable,\nas the emerging truth can no longer be so casually dismissed, by\nsupposedly "objective" scientists, who commonly contradict\nthemselves, seldom hesitate to censor themselves, are establishing\ntheir own “pay-per-view” science, and still struggle with\nthe dictionary! Even making up their own childish nonsense words, as\na century of furious protests from every quarter, suddenly falls to\ndead silence, and mumbled objections. Goldilocks has become a new\nbuzz word in the pantheon of physics jargon, and one String theorist\nhas already thrown his hands in the air, in symbolic surrender, and\nswitched to an entirely different field altogether, when his own\nmathematics suggested a larger than astronomical number of, oh so\nmuch more beautiful, String Theories can describe everything even\nmore elegantly. His personal experience was merely the beginning, and\nI cover the mathematical and physical comedy rather thoroughly in\nother chapters, and humor in general could be about to hit an\nall-time Rock Bottom in the hard sciences but, not to worry, this\nentire book can be used as a template, for studying the ignorance of\nthe experts, and what they tend to avoid at all costs. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThey’ve\nstolen my work, shoved crap down my throat for my entire childhood,\ncalled me an ignorant loser, a troublemaker, and insisted we need to\nprotect the freedom of speech of their students, who don’t even\nknow how to use a dictionary, still claim the sun revolves around the\nearth, often fail to even reproduce, and are currently storming the\npalace with knives and pitch forks, looking for cheap thrills, or\nhoping to become the next reality TV star. The idiots persist in\nurging their "informed" students to perform their patriotic\nduty, and keep voting in rigged elections for whichever clown\nadvertises the most, when testing their DNA is the most reliable way\nto determine how anyone votes. They’ve ensured the rich get\nricher and the poor get poorer by encouraging everyone to argue over\nthe definition of stupid, then invented their own fucking nonsense\nword "meme!” They’ve booted me off practically every\nacademic website imaginable, for merely repeating their own\nuncomfortable facts, rhetoric, and nonsense words, while complaining\nthe entire time about pay-walls, the whole world falling apart, and\nthat nobody ever listens to them, not even the morons they teach and\nthe bums they vote out of office. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAs\nfar as countless academics are concerned, mob rule begins with anyone\ndaring to use a dictionary, and question the endless crap they spout,\nor anyone who flat out calls them liars and posers while, for many of\nus, you could easily kill half of academia, by merely throwing large\nsums of cash off the tops of tall buildings, and watching their\n“informed” students trample them to death, as their\nfinancial advisers urge them on. Instead of examining their own\nlowbrow slapstick, academics tend to prefer consulting the marketing\ndepartment, on the assumption its obvious that the rest of the world\nis insane, and your public image is all that matters, just ask the\nmarketing department at Trump University. With any luck, some will\napply for research grants to study contextual vagueness, and write\npapers criticizing my book, then put them behind pay-walls, while\nothers apply for grants to experiment with bots, and find out just\nhow gullible they’ve all become. A strong majority of Americans\ndistrust academia so, of course, academics are now lobbying congress\nto censor the entire worldwide web, in order to protect the same\nbabbling idiots they teach from themselves, and to ensure they’re\nonly taught whatever their teachers consider to be the truth, film at\n10:00pm, on Fox News.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\npeople who claim to have such high standards, academics seem to have\nno compunction whatsoever, about brazenly contradicting themselves\nwhenever expedient, are infamous for their spectacular failures, and\ntheir relationship with the public can be described as\n“dysfunctional” according to their own standards, and\ngetting worse by the year, with small children now starting to be\nwarehoused like cattle, while their parents work sixty hour a week\njobs, making their teachers proud, and one in five now taking prosaic\nalone. The problem has become so extensive in recent years, that it\nhas become important to document their ongoing insanity in the public\ndomain, to see if they can eventually grasp the concept that, in\ntheir infinite wisdom, they are killing their own students, while\narguing over the definition of stupid, and censoring anyone\ncriticizing them. They claim to have the public interest at heart,\nand many are obviously sincere, yet they often could not teach a\nchild how to use a stupid dictionary if their lives depended on it,\nhave the lowest reproductive rates of any profession, the least\nsatisfying sex lives, are infamous for their sexism and extremely\nhigh burnout rates, and their own population has been imploding\nfaster than any other on the planet, ever since the invention of\nmodern birth control! Shakespeare suggested throwing all the lawyers\nin the sea, but that would only kill the planet faster! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOnce\nan academic accused me of being unfair, that a quarter of the\npopulation believing the sun revolves around the earth is a political\nissue and, I replied, that if teaching a child how to use a damned\ndictionary, share their words, and play nice, have now become\npolitical issues, then our glorious leader’s 4,000 blatant lies\nin office, is an example for all of academia to follow. Believe it or\nnot, I don’t waste all my time running around blaming academics for\nall the world’s problems, and don’t consider academics to be anymore\ndysfunctional than most but, that’s not saying much these days, and\nsomebody on the damned planet, other than the fucking lawyers, has to\nbe able to use a damn dictionary, and somebody, somewhere, has to be\nwilling to use that stupid dictionary, to call complete bullshit,\nbullshit, or academics might as well collectively shove their heads\nup their own ass! Not that I blame academics for having lived such\nsheltered lives, for being so woefully ignorant, so willing and eager\nto adopt blinders, and so reluctant to acknowledge even the most\npatently obvious self-evident truths, but I certainly don’t\nhave to respect their monumental stupidity and traditional Three\nStooges slapstick, contributing to the ongoing destruction of the\nentire planet! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\norder to get a better idea of just how bad our current situation is,\nI surveyed people informally for over a decade, only to discover that\nover half of them admit to making up their own definitions for words,\nnever suspecting or caring in the slightest, even when informed, that\nthe dictionary merely contains popular definitions. To nobody’s\nsurprise, almost everybody online is either spouting endless\nbullshit, arguing over the stupid dictionary, or flat out lying and,\nin over a decade, almost nobody I asked even knew, or was willing to\nadmit, that the dictionary merely contains popular definitions, while\nmany angrily accused me of lying about the dictionary, and most\ncomplained that I was wasting their time with my two simple\nquestions, which they had all agreed to answer. Quite a few of them\nactually sought me out themselves, having heard that I was asking two\nsimple questions that nobody could answer, only to accuse me of lying\nabout the stupid dictionary. Sharing their words and playing nice are\nobviously not cultural institutions, supported by the mass media and\nWall Street lawyers, all taught by academics, while the idea that\nanybody else gives a crap is laughable. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNot\na single website I checked out concerning the rules of Formal Debate,\nGroup Facilitation, Logical Fallacies, The Laws of Thought,\nPhilosophy, Psychology, Linguistics, Logistics, Religion,\nSpirituality, Taoism, or Contextualism, had anything to say about\nusing a damned dictionary, much less, sharing your words and playing\nnice, only that they reserve the right to boot anyone off their\nwebsite, that doesn’t adopt their rhetoric. Academics have\nknown for over forty years that a quarter of their students still\nclaim the sun revolves around the earth and, in decades online, only\nonce did I come across a small academic website that actually\ndemanded people use a dictionary and, of course, they had to\nconstantly remind the idiots to use the stupid dictionary. The\nscience of sharing your words and playing nice, obviously conflicts\nwith the science of producing weapons of mass destruction, while\nthere appears to be no market for the truth on Wall Street. So, I\nthought I’d support academic efforts to "Help Save The\nPlanet!" And explain, to anyone interested, how to\nsystematically defeat any of their time honored institutionalized\n"Good Old Boy Three Stooges Slapstick", with exacting\nscientific rigor, leveraging the ignorance of the experts against\nthemselves, and how to cheaply automate the process in a few million\nways and, possibly, make a fortune.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBullshit\nis Bullshit, and Your Bullshit Revolution Will Not Be Televised! This\nRevolution Is All Live Bullshit Baby! None of that dead bullshit out\nof a can, instant karma’s as fresh as it gets! Lending entirely new\nmeaning to “See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil”,\nand the better you comprehend instant karma, the better you become at\npredicting any pies-in-the-face, while my tradition of Oneness Poetry\nis wildly popular around the globe. You cannot attack what you cannot\ncomprehend, but try explaining that to a chicken pecking away at its\nown reflection! Chickens are so easy to model it can be done using\njust the 120 transistor accelerators, going onto every processor\nmanufactured, while Oneness Poetry written within the public domain,\nprovides the required analog logic, to make such programs incredibly\nlightweight, flexible, subtle, and efficient. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLiving\nwell is the best revenge and, believe it or not, theoretically its\nall the same analog logic, that can also be used to design a Woody\nAllen style “Orgasmitron”, you can sell to every jerk you\nlove to hate, and earn their gratitude, respect, and cold hard cash,\nfor helping them die younger and reproduce less often. The idiots\ninsist on lying to themselves, and will even walk off a cliff while\nplaying with their cellphones, so I tell Babylonians, "Some\npeople should never drink or do drugs". As you might imagine,\nhaving a severely stunted sense of humor has its drawbacks in our\nmaterialistic world, and the chickens have become so insane in recent\nyears, that the easiest way to destroy the republican party today, is\nto sell conservatives cheap porn, liquor, and handguns. Of course,\nconservatives will deny it, then ration their booze and Fox News, and\nwatch more televangelism, but the conservative white population will\nbecome a minority within two decades, and appear hellbent on\ncommitting "Voluntary Genocide", while running in circles\nscreaming, "The Sky Is Falling!" What neither\nconservatives, liberals, nor academics seem aware of, much less\nterribly concerned about, is that two computer systems have already\nbeen constructed which tell better than average jokes, according to\nall the people who’ve listened to them and, soon, they’ll\nbe predicting jokes, nobody else sees coming…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBoth\nsex and jokes can tickle your fancy, but its impossible to tickle\nyour own fancy, while primitives can tell jokes that would make a\nporn star blush, and walk the other way. They frequently joke that\ncivilized people tend to act like the smallest of children, with the\nsimplest jokes going right over their heads, and flashing mischievous\ngrins and guilty looks, even when they are good people who would\nnever do anything wrong! Civilization infantilizes people by\norganizing more along the lines of an angry flock of chickens,\nstunting their sense of humor, very much like in the story of "The\nEmperor’s New Clothes", and discouraging them from paying\nattention to the self-evident truth in specific ways, including\nrejecting their own dictionary, and the second grammar of the English\nlanguage. If anything, the self-evident truth remains a taboo\nsubject, and anathema amongst all the lawyers and academics, so I\nprovide a complete tutorial on, "How to recognize the\nself-evident truth, For Over-Educated Dummies!" (Duh!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nfact, I’ve been kicked off many websites on the pretext that\nI’m spreading hate and intolerance, by my insisting that Three\nStooges slapstick is irrational, and the simple solution is to call\nbullshit, bullshit, and learn how to share your words and play nice,\nor encourage idiots everywhere to kill themselves faster, by\nsupplying them with all of the bullshit they keep demanding, before\nthey manage to destroy the entire planet! In other words, I’ve been\nbooted off countless websites for insisting the customer is always\nright, the self-evident truth speaks louder than anyone’s words,\nmoney, or even the mindless mob, and the dictionary is not the work\nof the devil, but there’s no accounting for taste. Social media\nwebsites spread so much love and understanding today, that some are\nestablishing their own "Risk Assessment", for how much\nmoney they can make off someone, against the risk that they might\nstart WWIII socializing on their website, or kill millions by\nspreading misinformation and fake news. Its been estimated that, at\nany given time, anywhere from a quarter to three quarters of all\nTwitter accounts are bots, helping people everywhere to socialize in\nstyle, spreading all the misinformation and fake news their little\nhearts desire. Of course, There’s A Sucker Born Every Minute and,\nnormally, they don’t think twice about booting anyone off their\nwebsites but, if you happen to be rich and famous its a different\nstory, with many websites only deciding to ban the former president\nof the US, when he incited a riot that killed five cops, almost\nkilled two senators, and became far too social for their Wall Street\nstockholders.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nBabylon they say, "Nobody can hurt you like the people you love"\nand, an examination of Facebook concluded that their "Like"\nbutton, used in their web page format, is widely used to promote\nmoral outrage, in order to inspire the mindless mob to become even\nmore mindless. And, of course, to push that "Like" button\nmore often, so everybody knows, just exactly, who and what it is that\nthey all love to hate. Hate is such a terrible thing to waste\nsocializing, especially if you’re only socializing with bots\nspouting bullshit and, if Babylonians want to insist that instant\nkarma is just so much meaningless bullshit, that has absolutely\nnothing whatsoever to do with reality, and that they don’t\norganize like brainless chickens, believing whatever the hell sounds\ngood to them personally, or whatever any damned fool repeats often\nenough, and aren’t busily pecking away at whatever gets their rocks\noff, then they should have no difficulty with me sharing my "Bullshit\nPhilosophy of Collective Ignorance!" Hopefully, with a few\nmillion other like-minded idiots, willing to read my book and,\npossibly, make their own more ignorant contributions to the genre… <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThis\nbook is written in a self-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable\nmanner, meaning academics will simply have to decide for themselves\nwhether anything I write is bullshit. Nobody else I know has a clue\nas to how to write this kind of crap in a self-consistent,\nnontrivial, and demonstrable manner, so I thought I’d show\npeople how it can be done in a way guaranteed to drive them nuts!\nUsing the stupidest bullshit lexicon imaginable, that even the Three\nStooges can comprehend to a limited extent. If they wish to steal my\nwork, then criticize me, I insist they analyze it in detail first, by\ngiving them the whole enchilada to play with, along with a complete\ntutorial! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nlittle knowledge can be a dangerous thing, and ignorance can be\nbliss, which is why Pride Goeth Before The Fall! The dramatic\njuxtaposition of all the humor and beauty in life, ensures that the\nnonsensical results observed in quantum mechanics, merely represent\nthe tip of an enormous iceberg of extremely predictable comedy. While\nI am the Wu Li master of the Tao Te Ching, and I make Zen masters\nlook foolish on a daily basis (too easy), conservatives turn beet red\nembarrassing themselves, wannabe anarchists and politicians alike\nchase their own tails in the corner, and theologians, philosophers,\nand physicists contradict themselves in every way imaginable! All\nbecause, it just so happens, I know a thing or two about chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDeny\nit all they want, the fools can bitch and complain until the crows\nfly home, but the computers will soon spit out the complete\nmathematics and linguistics, to make Babylonian slapstick at least as\npredictable as the weather, and the changing seasons. These computers\nwon’t even require lie detectors to know exactly how gullible you\nare, and this book describes how to design the most simplest, most\nefficient, and undetectable bots, that can ensure the customer is\nalways right. Transforming reality TV, Professional Wrestling,\nVaudeville, Sesame Street, and Sitcoms into quantifiable sciences,\nthat can be used to manipulate the beliefs of the Three Stooges\nanyway you happen to prefer. Only Babylonians are delusional enough\nto swill down their own worst bullshit hook, line, and sinker,\nwithout the slightest hesitation while, mastering euphemisms in\nparticular, the chickens will believe anything you want, or pay to\nargue they know what they’re talking about. For countless\nBabylonians, the "Truth" either has a dollar value, or its\nworthless, and the trick is to help them to find the self-confidence\nto accept that its just way too expensive these days and, if you\ncan’t afford to dazzle em with brilliance, baffle em with the\ncheapest automated bullshit available!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAlthough\nincomplete, the mathematics and linguistics in this book should be\nplenty for evading any attempts to detect the simplest bots, that\nspout endless rhetoric and nonsense, by making them indistinguishable\nfrom the same idiots they encourage. Facebook has been accused of\ncreating echo chambers, where people gather to echo each other’s\nhate and anger but, due to the recursion in the principle of\nidentity, the identity of love and hate, fear and anger, sorrow and\njoy, logic and humor all vanish down the nearest rabbit hole or\ntoilet of your personal preference, on any given occasion. The more\nreactionary anyone becomes, the easier they become to imitate, by\nmerely focusing on what’s missing from this picture, using a\nsimplified version of the same multifractal equation, that can\ntransform Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs into a broader Rainbow\nSpectrum of Desires. Humor is more harmonious and efficient than\nlogic, which is more dissonant, assertive, and accurate than humor,\nbut the two actually form a continuous spectrum, transforming into\none another, with hate and anger being every bit as simple as any\nlogic, and our spectrum of emotions empowering us to make subtle\ndistinctions, and modify classic logic.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\nexample, I’d love to design a bot that can argue with academics that\nwe can save humanity, by leveraging the emergent effects of, as yet\nto be discovered, powerful memes and algorithms, located somewhere…\nin the Bermuda Triangle. Fools like Noam Chomsky will claim to be the\nvoice of reason, while lecturing audiences that could not teach a\nchild how to use a dictionary if their lives depended on it, making\nhim an easy way to target his own audiences, because you already know\ndamned well they’re all listening to the sound of their own\nvoices. If Galileo were alive, he’d give up physics and abandon\nacademia altogether, for denying their own empirical evidence that\nthe English language has two grammars, failing to so much as teach a\nchild how to use a stupid dictionary, refusing to accept that nature\nis fundamentally analog, and censoring themselves at the drop of hat,\nwhile encouraging everyone to argue over the definition of stupid,\nwork harder, and develop more weapons of mass destruction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAcademic\ncomedians might prove challenging to other academics, but not\nVaudeville stage and theater, and the idiots are so convinced that\nthey know what they’re talking about, they’re promoting their public\nimage as the bastion of reason, while inventing new nonsense words as\nthe whole world falls apart. Watching PBS interviews with academics,\nI came across two who spouted complete gibberish for twenty minutes\nstraight, as their audiences hung on their every word, so its a\nmarket with unlimited potential, that’s ripe for exploitation. My own\nBullshit Linguistic Analysis can incorporate 4,430 poems, which I’d\nestimate comes to roughly 20,000 pages of prose, that the computers\nwill soon spit out, and that can be used to supply them with all the\nadditional gibberish their little hearts desire, which they no doubt\nwill find endlessly fascinating. You cannot attack what you cannot\ncomprehend, and the only way to defend themselves against such\nexploitation, is to develop a sense of humor, or they’ll never\nsee any of the punch lines coming, making humor the ultimate\nuncrackable Quantum Cryptography, that can be shared in the public\ndomain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLikewise,\nthe writing and speech of many famous conservatives, such as Ronald\nReagan, are so vacuous, and filled with nothing but empty rhetoric,\nand almost entirely devoid of any real content whatsoever, that it\ncan be used to diagnose diseases such as Alzheimer’s. My own work\nfocuses on encouraging even over-educated idiots to empty their minds\ncompletely, and believe whatever the hell they prefer, making it much\neasier for the same governments and corporations they call evil to\nlie to them, of course, for their own protection. And, making the\nbots undetectable, because they merely provide customers with\nwhatever they demand and regurgitate themselves, presenting\ncaricatures of actual human beings, and making them as efficient as\nthe laws of thought and physics can theoretically support. Americans,\nand countless others, are so used to nonstop lies, that they seldom\ngo to any trouble to hide their own lies online and, by merely\nchecking whatever someone says online against known databases, and\nretrodicting to see if they have anything to gain by lying, a bot can\ntell if they’re deliberately lying or merely repeating\nmisinformation, with roughly the accuracy of Newtonian mechanics, and\ncan easily determine just how big a sucker you are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFreedom\nis your right to lie to yourselves, and the idiots are already\ngullible enough to believe the sun revolves around the earth, and\ntheir own dictionaries are the work of the devil, so I’m attempting\nto go straight to the source, and focus on their teachers in\nparticular. Chickens always come in high and low ranking, with higher\nranking chickens having better memories, so you get the best\nbang-for-your-buck by focusing on academics, and can keep up easier\nwith the latest technology and legal precedents, and can even\ninfluence their development. After forty years of extensive studies,\nthe only reliable measure of anyone’s career potential is the amount\nof working memory they possess, I suppose, because nobody can agree\nupon what’s real, but they can all agree on what makes money. The\nmore stridently they deny their own evidence in the name of reason,\nand reject their own dictionary and second grammar, the more gullible\nthey become, and the easier they are to encourage to argue\nmindlessly. This entire book can be thought of as expressing a giant\nmathematical equation, that says everything and nothing, and if the\nStooges demand the right to steal my work and demand to be lied to,\nand have their beliefs manipulated for their own protection, I\nconsider it my patriotic and humanitarian duty, to show them the\nfastest, cheapest, easiest, most efficient, dependable, and\nmaintenance free ways in which to accomplish the task, without having\nto rely on trial and error. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nability to quantify Three Stooges slapstick, represents a historic\nmilestone in modern science and philosophy and, if the Stooges demand\nthat everybody must lie to them, we can now do so with scientific\nrigor, and make damned straight sure they remain ignorant. However,\nimagine a computer that can easily predict every punch line, and Big\nBrother’s nightmare transforms into so many playground bullies and\nlynch mobs, who’re all too eager to attack anything but the kitchen\nsink, and prepared to turn on one another on a dime, or scatter in\nevery direction, often fail to even reproduce, and always turn out to\nbe way too damned smart for their own good. In his classic science\nfiction “Foundation” series, Isaac Asimov wrote about a\nscientific discipline known as “Psychohistory” which was\nused to predict the future trends of entire planetary populations,\nand enormous galactic empires over vast eons of time but, in real\nlife, he never believed such a thing was possible on any scale. Alvin\nToffler was another academic who, along with Asimov, warned of\n“Future Shock!” And, the dire consequences of the\ncontinuing irrational, dehumanizing, and self-destructive behavior of\nmodern civilization. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tUnfortunately\nfor both Toffler and Asimov, what neither one was aware of is that,\nBabylonians organize like chickens, making some of their collective\nbehavior already as predictable as Newtonian mechanics, and lending\nentirely new meaning to “The Psychohistory of Future Shock!”\nAsimov was nobody’s fool but, having been smuggled inside a\nsteamer trunk into the NYC Public Library, where he was raised as a\nchild, its doubtful he knew anything about chickens and, in this one\ncase, apparently failed to do his homework, and casually dismissed a\ncentury of evidence, that Vaudeville exists for a reason. For the\nmost part, all of their dire warnings may as well have fallen on deaf\nears, merely inspiring the chickens to run in circles faster\nscreaming, “The Sky Is Falling!” and “Off With\nTheir Heads!” While, the computers are about to spit out the\ncomplete mathematics and linguistics for how all of this,\n“Chickenshit Future Shock” works, in elaborate detail. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTurning\nFox News into an exact science, that can be regulated by the AMA as a\npublic health hazard, according to how many elections conservatives\nwin, while watching TV in general is already estimated by some to\nreduce lifespans by decades. If you ask me, every channel should be\ncompelled to broadcast a repeated warning that, “Watching\ntelevision is bad for your health, Televangelism causes brain damage,\nand ignorance can be bliss, when the public demands everybody lie to\nthem for their own protection, and their teachers could not teach a\nchild how to use a stupid dictionary if their lives depended on it!”\nAfter almost 30 years of Fox News, talk radio, and the Tea Party, one\nacademic recently expressed shock at his discovery that the quarter\nof the population spreading most of the fake news and misinformation,\ntypically could not care less about the truth, and the only thing\nthey seem to care about is destroying their own government, and\npromoting widespread anarchy and panic in the streets. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nidiots cannot even teach a child how to use a dictionary and, then,\nare shocked to discover that their students are not even remotely who\nthey think they are, and are slowly coming to the realization they’re\ntotally clueless, and have spent way too long isolated in their ivory\ntowers with their own rhetoric. Once an academic in San Diego argued\nwith me that America is a classless society, and I asked her what\nivory tower she was hiding when the Rodney King riots broke out in\nLA. Democrats are literally fleeing republican led states, voting\nwith their wallets, due to congress shredding the constitution, and\nthe Supreme Court deciding states can make up any damned conservative\nlaws they want. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBlacks\nare eight times more likely to be imprisoned, more likely in some\nstates to be non-fatally shot, every ghetto in the country has been\nwalled in, and a quarter of all federal prisoners are harmless\npotheads even the cops agree should not be in prison, while the US is\nthe most nepotistic country in the world, has among the lowest social\nmobility of any developed country, and the highest division in\nincome. Soon, it will be possible to draw maps of which states anyone\nwho isn’t ultra conservative should avoid altogether, as\nhazardous to their personal freedom, income, and health. There’s\nan estimated 20 million illegal aliens in the country, who have no\nlegal standing whatsoever, and no trouble finding gainful employment,\nwhile parts of the country resemble the third world and, if the US\nisn’t a classist society, it might as well be for all practical\npurposes. One of my friends was born in a barn, with his three year\nold brother catching him, and raised in another barn, because his\nmother was running for her life from his father, knowing damned well\nthe cops would never protect her or her children, while another\nfriend of mine was raised in a tar shack, by his single mother, along\nwith his 22 siblings. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\ncontrast, Martha Stewart was shocked that a judge would actually\nsentence a wealthy white celebrity to prison for white collar crime,\nand our glorious leader has been charged with everything from fraud\nto sexual assault, tax evasion, high crimes, and treason, and would\nhave been thrown in jail decades ago, except he’s a billionaire. For\nthe most part, the only thing a lot of academics tend to be\ninterested in, is raising pay-walls, and bragging rights for\ncopyrighting and patenting even the laws of nature, and they’re still\nteaching that the English language only has one grammar, and\ninventing new nonsense words. While I am also known as the Shockwave\nRider, who possesses the unbeatable cryptographic code, for it is the\nanalog logic of mama nature herself, based on childish potty mouth\nnursery rhymes. That are magical, and have a life and a will of their\nown, and that no chicken can ever hope to comprehend…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLike\nI said, chickens make good pets, its easy to steal their eggs, you\nalways know what they want, and little kids love them, while the\nself-evident truth speaks louder than words and, of all the evidence\nthat modern science has ever encountered, apparently quanta were\nmerely among the first irrefutable evidence, that even insane\nBabylonian scientists could never completely dismiss, for the\nabsurdly tautological nature of mama nature herself, merely due to\nthe tiny size of quanta making them so much easier to study in\nlaboratories. Pecking orders are as simple as it gets, before total\nchaos sets in, and the fact that people tend to organize like\nchickens, and even our neurons organize like chickens, reflects the\nsymmetry of the paradox of our existence and, apparently, if life\nactually made any damned sense, nobody would be around to ask the\nquestion. Cavemen couldn’t invent the atom bomb, but they could\nalmost always manage to organize like chickens, in the hope that,\nsooner or later, the light bulb might come on. Thankfully,\nconsciousness remains a profound mystery to modern science and, if\nthe chickens want to remain fat, happy, and ignorant, modern\ntechnology can certainly oblige them but, clearly, we must first\ndevelop the science and technology, far removed from the hallowed\nhalls and the mainstream. Safely ensconced, deep within the bowels of\nthe public domain where, upon rare occasions, it may yet remain\npossible to share your words and play nice. Especially, if you\npublish your work anonymously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nhonesty is such a lonely word, its only because too damned few even\nknow how to use a stupid dictionary! Authenticity is merely another\nhotly debated issue, while metaethics are widely considered an\nabstract foreign concept, for people who can’t get a real job with\nmore pay and, sadly, far too many would not recognize a joke if they\nheard one. So, its best to just give them whatever they demand, and\nhelp them work it out for themselves faster, before they destroy the\nentire planet! The simple fact is, mama nature herself demands\nhonesty and, among other things, the more dishonest you become, the\nmore demands you make in general, and the harder you insist that life\nmust make sense according to your personal standards, the lower your\nreproductive rates and higher your mortality rates, while fifty years\nof extensive studies have indicated, that over the last few decades,\nchildren’s values and mental health have gone down the toilet\naltogether and, in some places like Michigan<\/font>,\nup to a quarter of adults no longer want children. Half of Americans\nare now single, and a quarter of the population will likely never\nmarry, and expresses no interest in having a sex life, in no small\npart, due to an increasingly larger segment of the population no\nlonger making enough money to support a family, and there being\nalmost no worthwhile support, you can count on, in a country with the\nworst social record in the developed world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEbeneezer\nScrooge might enthusiastically recommend to all of his employees,\n"Why have children, when you can easily import all the cheap\nlabor you want?" Which is something else, the wealthy and\nmainstream wish they could deny, in every way possible, and often\ndesperately attempt to ignore or explain away by splitting semantic\nhairs, or whatever, but their population has been imploding ever\nsince the invention of modern birth control and, the more money they\nmake, the faster their own technology is killing them, while they all\nrun in circles screaming, "The Sky is Falling!" Assisted\nsuicide is still controversial, but psychologists seem perfectly\ncontent to support Voluntary Genocide, the Mass Media and, of course,\nthe extensive use of Pharmaceuticals, as all popular alternatives.\nThe very suggestion that either their TV or money could ever be a\ncurse, is anathema in their culture, while freedom is your right to\nlie to yourselves, destroy yourselves, promote mob rule as a viable\nalternative, sell your own damned soul down the river to the lowest\nbidder, and watch your entire population implode faster, as modern\nscience makes it faster, cheaper, and easier than ever before, to\nindulge your every\ncrappy-plastic-fantastic-nightmare-fantasy-life-long-vacation-from-reality,\nand censors the internet, to ensure that nobody can ever pop your\nbubble. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nthe rapid decline of Western Civilization, as everything continues\napace spiraling down the toilet, NASCAR has become just another\nfantasy commute for some and, unless you happen to be allergic to\nbullshit, there’s simply no accounting for taste. Especially, in the\nmass media and the mainstream while, everything in a Goldilocks\nUniverse somehow being inexplicably random, meaningless Angst,\nElysian Fields of Dreams, Rubber Sheets, Ping Pong Balls, Three\nStooges Slapstick, or “just right”, depending on who you\nask, also provides a simple explanation for why, according to modern\nscience, nobody has ever documented the existence of common sense\nanywhere in the world. There’s no such thing as common sense,\nexplaining why there’s no accounting for taste and, ironically, those\nwho’ve historically believed that half the world is insane,\nhave turned out to be insane according to their own standards, and\nrefuse to label themselves as insane, I suppose, because they don’t\ntrust their own dictionaries, much less, the mass media they call\nevil, and demand lie to them for their own protection. As absurd as\nit might sound, I suspect from all the evidence, that the harder\nanybody insists that everything must make sense, the more frequently\nthey’ll contradict themselves. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCollectively,\nthe endless litany of off-the-wall facts, that I present throughout\nthis book, which have all steadily emerged over the last century,\nonly to be summarily swept under the rug as, obviously, unworthy of\nanyone’s attention and, clearly, of no scientific interest\nwhatsoever, make perfect sense out of the bizarre behavior of quanta,\nas simply reflecting the blatantly obvious self-evident truth, that\nnature is the very definition of analog, and 42 really is as good an\nanswer as anyone will ever get. Among other things, it explains the\nDuckbill Platypus, and why Vaudeville comedy has suddenly become\ncutting edge weapons technology, of the Three Stooges Slapstick\nvariety but, unless you’re conducting research, or have a security\nclearance, its totally pointless to ask for academic opinions. This\nentire book explores the mathematics and linguistics of yin-yang\npush-pull dynamics and the Two Faces of Janus, and provides all the\nrequired analog logic for anyone to prove to themselves that 42 is as\ngood as it gets. That is, without having to wait for academia to\nacquire a sense of humor, sometime in the next millennium, whenever\nit becomes more socially acceptable among the Stooges on Twitter,\nFacebook, and Reddit, and comes down significantly in price, one\nassumes, soon after the second coming of Christ.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAgain,\nthe lack of a clear definition for sanity, or insanity, most\ncertainly does not mean that people don’t have serious mental,\nemotional, social, or even neurological issues for that matter. All\nit means is that common sense and conventional wisdom are flat out\ninsane, according to their own standards, and the mindless mob really\nand truly is mindless, which doesn’t even really come as a surprise\nto them! As often as we can all be seriously tempted to blame all of\nthe world’s problems on either a lack of common sense, or the belief\nin common sense, or blame astrology, religion, academia,\ndictionaries, sex, food, drugs, or money as the root of all evil, or\nlay the damning finger of blame upon the\ninsidious-alien-anal-probe-mind-control-conspiracy, behind the\nIlluminati, the sad truth is, there are plenty of other well\ndocumented reasons for humanity’s ongoing insanity. Its more accurate\nto say that a culturally stunted sense of humor, lack of genuine\ncommunication, widespread ignorance, and congenital insanity, can all\nbe considered the leading sources of everybody’s worst problems. The\nonly time that life isn’t about taking two steps forward, and one\nback again, is during the intermission, making learning how to laugh,\nshare our words, and play nice, all that much more important.\nNetworking systems logics can treat their own logic as bullshit, or\njust another variable with no intrinsic meaning or value and, they\nsay, the first thing you learn about systems logics is, “Half\nThe Damned Planet Has No Clue!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhat’s\nmissing from this picture becomes all-that-much-more compelling, if\nyou comprehend that also means systems logics can incorporate instant\nkarma, to describe all of modern physics, mathematics, and\nlinguistics more parsimoniously, according to academic standards, by\nincorporating vague infantile bullshit, along the lines of a\nGoldilocks Principle of Murphy’s Law. Among other things, it\nshould be possible to use the concept of instant karma to describe\nall of mathematics, the physical world, and human languages, better\nthan any existing causal models, and to make an enormous variety of\nunique predictions, based on symmetry, rather than causal\nmetaphysics. Either you gets a joke, or you don’t and, trust me, when\nI say you ain’t seen nothing yet, and the list of patently\nabsurd truths that modern science is about to discover, will soon\nbecome overwhelming, and socially transformative. Ushering in the\nnext scientific revolution, while the whole world groans, goes\ncross-eyed, shakes their damned heads and starts to climb the walls\nscreaming, “The Sky Is Falling!” Regrettably, it turns\nout that quanta are among the least strange facts of life, with much\nmore bizarre, impossible to believe and, all too often, extremely\npersonal truths, all about to be revealed, and modern civilization\nlikely requiring generations, to even begin to come to grips with all\nof the implications. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\na Goldilocks-Murphy universe, reality just never turns out to be\nexactly what you ordered, and the price of fantasies is always\nhorribly inflated, but you get the service you deserve, and\neverything works out in the end. Even our mortality rates and ability\nto reproduce are at stake, making it all that much more important not\nto leave it up to crazy Babylonians to decide for us what the fuck is\nbullshit, and to begin to systematically explore the implications of\ninstant karma, within the public domain, using a dictionary dammit!\nNo matter how vigorous any argument, the self-evident truth speaks\nlouder than anyone’s damned words, while the truth is perfectly\ncapable of defending itself, in or out of court, and never requires\nany justification from the Peanut Gallery. We have but to listen in\norder to hear, for the truth is the easiest thing in the world to\nshare and, among Rainbow Warriors it remains quite possible, to\nlisten to our words speak the truth for themselves, mathematically,\nand to acquire profound new insights into what it means to be human. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tToday,\nmany believe that our universe is mathematical, and that mathematics\ncan always be expressed in words, but our Rainbow Warrior poetry\nspeaks for itself, mathematically, and according to the physical\nevidence, can describe how any language or mathematics work, by\nmerely focusing on what’s missing from this picture. Over the last\nfew centuries, academia has favored the rapid growth in technology\nthat causal metaphysics can produce, and have systematically\nsuppressed the development of alternatives to classic logic, for over\ntwo thousand years, and doesn’t like to think about it, much less,\ndocument it in the public domain, but I suggest they "Get Over\nIt Already!" The revelations that the earth is round, revolves\naround the sun, and obeys Newtonian mechanics, with all of the\npractical and philosophical consequences they had, including the\nindustrial revolution, were trivial in comparison to what is coming\nover the next few decades. For all of our tremendous progress,\nhumanity is still in its infancy, and has yet to learn the language\nof mama nature, while academics tend to foolishly believe that\nknowledge is always good but, this is the ancient Chinese blessing\nand curse of, “May You Live In Interesting Times!” The\nsurprises in life really and truly are never-ending, no matter how\nbadly we sometimes wish life were different!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nfew cosmologists are now daring to propose that, they too, are\ndocumenting inexplicable and downright weird, bizarre, and random\nbehavior with, for example, even the Hubble constant now being\ndisputed, the universe appearing to expand faster than any accepted\ntheory can account for, the cosmos randomly populated by giant voids\nnobody can explain, and the largest of the more distant galaxies\nbeing inexplicably magnified, despite our universe appearing to be\nmuch flatter than Relativity predicts. Each new astronomy headline\ncontradicts the last, each new theory is more elaborate than the\nlast, each new experiment even more outrageously expensive, while\nhigh energy theoretical physics has not made significant progress in\nforty years. Recently, the LHC and others have claimed to have\ndiscovered consistent statistical results, but ones that don’t even\nmeet their own standards for meaningful results which, nonetheless,\nthey suggest could indicate new physics, if you assume their\nstandards are worthless for examining the Big Picture. Everything\nultimately being acausal, or random in the final analysis, means the\nexplanation for particle-wave duality, is that everything expresses a\nuniversal recursion in the principle of identity, and is somehow both\nnonsensically simple and complex, humble and elegant, united and\ndivided, local and nonlocal, explicit and implicit, reality and the\ndream, something and nothing, the truth and bullshit. Time itself is\nsimultaneously real and illusory, and is enough to make Zeno go\ncross-eyed, while all of the sciences should increasingly return\nhumorous results, which are both blatantly self-contradictory, and\nincredibly vague, defying any and all attempts at categorization. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\ntoddler falling adorably on their butt, with the perfect timing of a\nprofessional comedian, is an example of how the Two Faces of Janus\ncan be clearly displayed in equal measure. The more personal, humble,\nand elegant the display, the more memorable, charming, and endearing\nit can become for any observers, while the researchers are\ndemonstrating, in their now quantifiable manner, how this aesthetic\nbias is actually intrinsic, to the symmetry of the paradox of our\nexistence. Mak<\/font>ing it\nall-but-impossible to avoid performing lowbrow slapstick in certain\nsituations, and all-but-impossible for outside observers to not\neventually notice. Casting our gaze upon the sweeping radiant\npanoramic splendor, of the ever so deliciously diaphanous, gossamer,\nMilky Way Galaxy, majestically spanning the entire night sky, we\nmight discover ourselves suddenly overwhelmed, and overcome, with a\nprofound sense of awe and wonder and, like Walter Cronkite saying\ngoodnight, feel as if our lives somehow have greater meaning, and we\nare well loved and cared for yet, when looking down from a great\nheight, some people will literally scream and crap their pants! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTo\nthe best of my knowledge, the heavens have never hurt anyone for\nwatching where the hell they were going, but that also never stopped\nthe occasional shooting star from distracting complete idiots at the\nmost inopportune moment, begging the question as to why people bother\nto look up from their cellphones as often as they do. Ernst Mach\nfamously speculated there exists a profound underlying unity between\ngravity and inertia, while a free swinging Foucault pendulum, at the\nnorth or south pole, can be compared to the humble and elegant\nsimplicity of a toddler. At the poles, the stars will merely spin in\na circle overhead, while the pendulum will slowly rotate, swinging in\na stately 360 degree circle, keeping time with the stars overhead, as\nif the two formed mother nature’s own whimsical grandfather\nclock, straight out of a fairytale! More ominous still, as if the\nclock has magical gears, making it ultimately impossible to tell\nwhether the pendulum is driving the clock, or the other way around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWaxing\nmetaphoric technobabble, we are all born to fall on our butts, as\nwell as, to boldly go where none has gone before, chart a new course,\n“For Where The Wild Things Are!” Nonetheless, sometimes\nthe greater context of our lives may conspicuously appear to\ndetermine who we are, and whosoever it is that we might wish to\nbecome. There are times when we may even feel as if our lives have\nsuddenly taken on a life of their own, as if we ourselves have\nsomehow been relegated to merely playing a supporting role in our own\nlives, while a simple explanation for this compelling feeling, is\nthat each of us is always ever so much greater, than whoever it is\nthat we might imagine ourselves to be. Such arresting experiences,\ncan become inexplicable turning points in our personal lives, that\ndisplay the dramatic juxtaposition of humor and beauty, and the more\nhumble juxtapositions being investigated by these researchers, are\nturning out to be every bit as arresting, for outside observers…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOnce\ncollated, their nonsensical results should reveal the story of\nGoldilocks, redefining the physical and cognitive sciences forever,\nand should leave all of academia with little choice, but to either\nlaugh or throw up their hands in symbolic surrender while, of course,\nrunning in circles screaming the sky is falling! Ours is the best of\nall possible worlds, if for no other conceivable reason, then because\ninstant karma’s gonna getcha baby! You can run, but you cannot\nhide from the self-evident truth that, “Bullshit Fuzzy Logic\nRules The Universe!” One African tribe wryly sums up the human\ncondition insisting, “Mother Nature’s love is\nirresistible, but she has a wicked sense of humor!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThis\nis a humorous, downright infantile, variation on John Wheeler’s\n“Participatory Anthropic Principle” that, according to\nthe evidence, reality is whatever you make of it, making reality\nstranger than fiction! Welcome back my friends, to the show that\nnever ends, where reality without dreams is just somebody’s\nnightmare, whilst dreams sans any and all reality, most emphatically\nremain everybody’s favorite fantasy! Stay awake long enough and you\nwill hallucinate, because its impossible to live without at least\nnightmares, that can eventually lead to more meaningful dreams. For\nWe Are Spirits In The Material World! Each day awakening from our\nslumbers in order to live out our greatest nightmares and dreams,\nupon ascending the endless Stairway to Heaven! Where existentialist\nangst ain’t nothing but more chickenshit bullshit, related to\nour immune system, and should obey the same epidemiology as\ninfectious diseases, spreading according to how loudly the chickens\nprotest, that everything must make sense.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tJust\nas each of us already possesses our own modest independent gravity,\nthat we share with the rest of the universe, the “Harmony of\nthe Heavenly Spheres”, can be compared to a toddler falling\nadorably on their butt. Additional support for an infantile\ninterpretation of Mach’s Conjecture, was discovered by\nmathematicians who, upon close examination of General Relativity,\nconcluded that their mathematics are identical to those used in\nthermodynamics. Implying, that what the theory of Relativity actually\ndescribes, is how nothing can ever be too hot or too cold, too fast\nor too slow, too big or too small, and so on, due to information from\nthe future normalizing the past. Which is the exact same “Bullshit\nLogic”, or “Cartoon Logic”, that every toddler\nrelies upon, and that the subconscious mind has recently been\ndocumented as using to reward anything from food, to the most wildly\nimpractical ideas we might summarily dismiss.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tToddlers\nand puppies alike, would often dash out in the middle of busy\ntraffic, if we didn’t stop them, because they perceive more of\nthe magic of the Big Picture (Oooh Shiny!) but, are lucky if they can\nfocus on a tiny fraction of its actual contents. For toddlers, its\nall good until somebody says its not, and being easily distracted is\nits own virtue, while logic is all about having fun! The TV game show\n“Let’s Make A Deal” provides a comedic example, of\nthe more playful “Bullshit Fuzzy Logic” that every\ntoddler relies upon. On the show the host, Monty Hall, offers\ncontestants in funny costumes, a choice between door number one, two,\nor three and, after they’ve chosen a door, frequently he shows\nthem a booby prize behind one of the two doors they didn’t\nchoose, and offers them a final chance to swap between the two\nremaining doors. According to classic logic, the odds are 50-50 and\nthere’s no advantage in trading, however, fuzzy logic suggests\nyour first choice was between three doors and, somehow, your odds are\neven lower if you don’t swap…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHumorously,\nthe more stubbornly that any contestant rejects Bullshit Fuzzy Logic,\nas total nonsense, insisting that there are only two doors left, and\nit doesn’t matter how you play the game, because you could just\nas well flip a coin, the less likely they are to win. Whether playing\nas a contestant on Let’s Make a Deal, or lost somewhere way far\nout in left field, win or lose, Yogi Berra always knew how to play\nthe game, for what profit it a man if he gain the world, but loses\nhis soul? Einstein protested that God does not play dice but, if God\ndoes play dice, apparently they are loaded in favor of the good guys\nwinning more often, and playing the game merely for fun. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tProviding\na simple explanation for why Einstein spent the last ten years of his\nlife searching in vain for a theory of everything. Evidently, Niels\nBohr was right to warn him to stop telling God what to do. Poor\nAlbert had always been somewhat timid, and was totally creeped out by\nthe thought of spooky quanta hiding in his closet, and protested that\nGod would not be so malicious but, Oh Yes! It appears that God would\nbe just so malicious, as to insist that we are all born to fall on\nour butts! Making everybody a natural born clown, whether ya wanna\njoin the circus or not! All The World’s A Vaudeville Stage\nEinstein! So, break a leg, pay it forward suckers, and learn how to\nlaugh if it kills you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRegardless\nof how accurate, useful, and plausible sounding any conceivable\ncausal metaphysics might be, forty-two being as good as it gets,\nmeans that neither logic, geometry, statistical probabilities, nor\nthe passage of time, or the forces of nature, are remotely as\nstraightforward as any metaphysics suggest. Rather than everything\nbeing rational, and making sense, the future can be thought of as\neliminating any metaphysical and conceptual extremes, such as\nanything ever quite making perfect sense, unless you happen to\nbelieve that, sometimes, complete nonsense, just makes way too much\ndamned sense! Cast adrift upon the endless tempestuous sea, wherein\neverything is inevitably lost in the distance, crap will still\nsometimes follow you around on the horizon, or may suddenly spiral\ndown the drain, Life in the Fast Lane, on a road to nowhere, within\nan egregiously Naked Singularity! One replete with Black Holes,\nDarkest of Dark Energies, Dark Voids, Dark Shadows, and Dark Matters\nto attend to… Wherein the light scatters in every direction, sound\nwill sometimes travel in a vacuum, and the most unforgettable curious\ncharacters dwell… Bereft all metaphysical anchors, not to mention\nall sanity, wherein the overall results can sometimes resemble,\nexaggerated two dimensional side-effects, that are difficult to\nignore on the molecular scale, remain quite noticeable in our\nmacroscopic world, and will occasionally induce downright cartoonish\nside-effects, not least of all, within the conscious human mind and\nbrain. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nweird two dimensional side-effects reflect the fact that time itself\nis not actually linear or circular, as any metaphysics would demand,\nbut somehow both, expressing particle-wave duality in everything.\nContrary to what the Pale Buddha claimed, the past is not merely a\nmemory, nor is the future merely a dream, because they express\nparticle-wave duality, which has already been documented in quantum\nmechanics, and I cover more of how it works in other chapters. Among\nother things, influencing stochastic probabilities in the brain,\nmaking things more often appear to be two dimensional caricatures,\nthan would be the case if our universe had just three spatial\ndimensions, and actually made humanly comprehensible sense. Such two\ndimensional side-effects are merely the tip of the iceberg, while\nchoosing between two doors on Let’s Make a Deal is as simple as\nany choice gets, and the abysmal failure rates of children attempting\nto use Bullshit Logic, for making more complex decisions, can be\nattributed to their total lack of knowledge and experience, as well\nas, fuzzy logic and the human brain both being more error prone to\nbegin with. Not to mention, nobody has the complete metaphoric logic\nyet, which the computers are only now becoming powerful enough to\nspit out. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSupposedly,\nonce we have the complete emotional-logic, consisting of eight\narchetypal caricatures and four root metaphors, you can use it to\nteach any five year old how to make more sense out of anything,\nincluding classic logic and physics. Call it, "Playground\nShamanism" but, to no one’s surprise, Bullshit Fuzzy Logic\nappears to resemble a primitive mathematical version of the Muppets,\nMark Twain, Shakespeare, The Bible, Star Wars, Star Trek, Alice in\nWonderland, the Outer Limits and the Twilight Zone and, that being\nthe case, many may wisely decide to wait for the computers to spit\nout the rest of the jokes, before attempting to make more sense out\nthem. According to the math, we require around 430 poems for a really\ngood representation, but I did my best here to leverage the recursive\nlogic of the Tao Te Ching, to include all of the more essential\nanalog logic in this book, required for anyone to get a decent\noverall idea of how instant karma works, and my own, “Bullshit\nPhilosophy of Collective Ignorance”, without necessarily having\nto follow all the physics or whatever. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAlthough\nI only have a high school education myself, really don’t have any\nkind of personal grudge against academics, have never written\nanything in my life, always thought my English teachers were full of\ncrap, and have no training whatsoever, by treating words like\nvariables, the mathematics allow me to condense practically every\npopular salty quote and commonly used phrase in the English language,\ndown into this one stupid book. Very much like assembling a giant\npotty mouth word puzzle, but one so large that it requires first\nstudying at least six versions of the puzzle for at least fifteen\nyears, then collecting and shuffling all your own pieces around for\nanother fifteen, just to get a better idea of what the hell its\nactually supposed to look like. Compared to a tabletop puzzle, this\nword puzzle has a ridiculous number of pieces, so may pieces that the\nonly way to assemble them faster is for your brain to subconsciously\nadapt to helping you sort them out, or spend at least $3,000,000 and\nthree years crunching the numbers. Unfortunately, the math also\ndemands more repetitious use of phrases than is common in modern\nEnglish, and the repetitions reflect the salty sing-song mathematics\nthemselves, which are sometimes exaggerated, due to their being\nincomplete. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLikewise,\nthe endless chicken jokes are the result of our only having maybe 200\npoems, and chickens representing the simplest possible networking\nsystems logic, where the light bulb comes on at least once in a blue\nmoon, and these jokes don’t necessarily reflect all 4,430 poems that\nare possible. One poem I wrote is 22 pages long, and the only real\nemphasis in this collection was to provide shorter poems that can say\nmore in fewer words, but its the simple shit that always gets you\nand, in order to cover everything as extensively as I could, I had to\ncarefully cover all the shorter chicken jokes first. A more\ncomprehensive version of this book, would require at least another\nhundred poems that the computers will spit out but, because its all\nmath, its easy to update future editions to add any missing poems and\nmetaphors, and I did my best here to cover all the basics thoroughly\nenough, to reduce the repetitions to a less confusing and, shall we\nsay, a less obnoxious number. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tToddlers\nare the widely recognized, "Fearless Masters of Ignorant\nWisdom", who can make even Yogi Berra go cross-eyed, but none of\nmy math or English teachers ever seriously suggested that, using the\nright cuss words and infantile bullshit, mathematical comedy can\ndescribe life, the universe, and everything on the playground. An\nacademic might argue that language and mathematics are all about\ncommunicating concepts, but Rainbow Warrior poetry speaks for itself,\nand you could literally program a computer to spit out poems forever,\nwhile each observer must still decide for themselves whether the\ncomputer is actually communicating anything, or just a joke.\nCommunication and language themselves can also be described as\nself-organizing, sometimes appearing to take on a life of their own,\nno matter how much anyone might object! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nthe light bulb never does come on, our words and mathematics are just\nso much meaningless gibberish, but gibberish is sometimes useful, for\ntalking people to death or whatever, and one man’s gibberish is\nanother man’s scientific breakthrough. Languages and mathematics can\nbe considered more fundamentally all about pattern matching,\nsymmetry, harmony and balance, and can often be described as musical,\nor a dance, that typically expresses a Fractal Dragon equation like\nevery classical painting and musical score. Anyone who reads and\nwrites our poetry can recognize when any one particular poem says\nsomething better than another, because all our words can be described\nas math or music, and can speak for themselves, or even do a song and\ndance routine if you automate them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIts\na Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World and I went to great lengths to ensure that\nthis book contains enough of the mathematics, for anyone interested,\nto train a neural network or AI with a sense of humor, that most\nacademics can never hope to grasp, and will likely give some\nbureaucrats nightmares. MIT has an annual puzzle contest and, using a\ncomputer with a sense of humor that academics can never hope to\ncomprehend, you could possibly be declared the, "All Time\nWinner", that is, if they don’t accuse you of cheating, being a\nmystic, or revealing government secrets! The self-evident truth\nspeaks louder than anyone’s words and, on the playground of life, the\nfact that our stupid bullshit poems can speak for themselves, do\ntheir own song and dance routine, and can speak for those who have no\nvoice, is nothing short of A True Fucking Miracle To Believe In! They\nprovide a sort of incorruptible magical potty mouth literary-mirror\nfor the human mind, body, psyche, and soul, but one that can now be\nautomated. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nrecent evidence, in quantum mechanics, points to energy and\ninformation being interchangeable, and context dependent, making\nnoise or garbage also context dependent vague nonsense, or undeniably\nparadoxical and self-contradictory. The Sorites Heap paradox must\ninevitably transform into the Liar’s Paradox, and vice versa,\nwith information being more fundamental than energy, which can be\nconsidered merely random noise in countless situations. Our brains\nthemselves, leverage the inherent noise in our environment to process\ndata more efficiently, trading efficiency for accuracy according to\nour individual and collective needs and desires. Implying that what\nwe require are more organic systems logics incorporating instant\nkarma, which can leverage parallax, nonlinear temporal effects, and\nthe Butterfly Effect more often than any metaphysics or classic Von\nNeumann machines.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhen\nis a joke no longer just a joke? Whenever nobody is laughing, you\nneed life insurance and a good lawyer, or its been classified as,\n"Vital to the National Defense!" Academics and the\nmainstream have used 2,000 year old metaphysics, to promote the idea\nthat life is a giant windup clock, and everything must make sense,\nbecause it makes money, and we haven’t had any good\nalternatives, while the mathematics in this book can be used to\nquantify the impact of their ongoing mindless mob mentality, on\nsociety and the ecology, and how to promote alternatives. Of course,\nthat’s not to even remotely suggest that academics are all greedy\ncapitalist pigs, that the mainstream is merely composed of sheeple,\nor any other such Ridiculous Nonsense, when its obvious chickens are\na much more useful model, and clearly indicate the need to re-examine\nthe Big Picture, for any and all possible alternatives. That is,\noutside of the hallowed halls and the mainstream. The important thing\nis, that its now possible to quantify their behavior and easily make\nunique predictions for just how gullible people are, and this book\nprovides the required analog logic for how it can be done, using\noff-the-shelf and open source technology, for the best\nBang-For-Your-Buck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tClassic\nlogic made modern civilization and technology possible, but all the\nevidence clearly indicates it is has become dangerously antiquated,\nand is a gross over-simplification, that is being widely abused in\nevery way imaginable, and requires networking systems logic, in order\nto reconcile it better with the self-evident truth, and the Big\nPicture, or what many today call “reality”. And, in order\nto reconcile the still growing mountain of evidence, piling up after\na century, ready to explode like an active volcano! The louder\nacademics complain that their own students don’t listen to\nthem, and are destroying the planet, the louder they also deny a\ncentury of their own experiments, reject their own stupid\ndictionaries, and even the evidence of their own damned senses. If ya\nwanna know which way all the hot air blows in Babylon these days, you\nneed a lawyer, who’s also a weatherman that raises chickens, and a\nbilingual cunning linguist. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRather\nthan throwing the baby out with the bathwater, or teachers resorting\nto killing their own students any faster, what we require are simple\nmodifications to classic logic. The first of which can be easily\naccomplished, by systematically documenting academia’s ongoing\ninsanity, in the public domain, anonymously whenever prudent. Their\nown mindless denial of their own facts, and pathetic attempts to hide\nor ignore the facts, merely produces more lowbrow slapstick to\ndocument in the public domain, which can then be used to exploit them\nfor fun and for profit. If you can’t teach a child how to use a\ndictionary to save your life, your students still claim the sun\nrevolves around the earth, and tend to kill your own students faster\nwith each new invention, then Trump University is the future of\nacademia, and it behooves us all to help Make America Great Again!\nMerely by training a neural network or AI with this book, you can\nwrite one just like it, and collate any data you happen to prefer.\nThese days, a beefy home computer with a $35.oo pcie card is likely\nmore than enough to crunch the numbers, because I’ve already done\nmost of the heavy lifting writing this book.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPeasants\nhave been developing the required linguistics for 12,000 years, and\npassing them onto academics from time to time and, its just that time\nagain. Its amazing how fast academics catch on, when their own\ncolleagues begin to systematically mock, ridicule, and criticize\nthem, anonymously within the public domain, using advanced\nlinguistics and mathematics, that their own institutions reject,\nclassify, and censor. The second half the Tao Te Ching was published\nanonymously by academics, who used its advanced linguistics to become\nthe first to unite China, to eventually produce the first written\nlanguage everyone could use, and to help establish the most\ncollectivist culture on earth. Some were radically opposed to\nacademia being used to support the wealthy and con artists exploiting\nthe peasants, playing around with words like so many fucking lawyers,\nduring the infamous "Waring States Period", which lasted\nfor four hundred long years that were so bad, the Chinese still wish\nthey could forget it ever happened. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAdapting\nimported Indian Pantheism to their homegrown Bullshit Fuzzy Logic,\nthe primitive tribes and isolated villages had developed their own\nvirtually incorruptible linguistics, which, over the following\ncentury, more than a hundred academics completed and, championed by\nthe legendary Yellow Emperor, the Tao Te Ching became the first text\nto unite all six thousand tribes. They called it a religion but, back\nthen, almost anything was considered a religion, and many of the\ntribes were still sacrificing virgins to the gods of the local river\nand mountain, while this new religion worshiped an anonymous\nlibrarian. Bringing order to the chaos, the Yellow Emperor banned the\npractice of human sacrifice, funded the development of a common\nwritten language, established the first healthcare system, by setting\nprices for minimal services and, sometimes, made a show of converting\npeople to sharing their words and playing nice, by the point of a\nsword. It would require much longer to unite China politically, and\nfor the endless wars to finally subside, but the Yellow Emperor had\nrisen to the occasion, to become every inch the Larger-Than-Life-Hero\nthat the peasants had prayed for and, to this day, they still credit\nhim with practically inventing sex, fire, and the wheel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ntyranny of the mindless mob and the wealthy is often promoted by\nacademics, who still systematically encourage everyone to argue over\nthe definition of stupid, ensuring that growth and progress can often\nonly be obtained, within the public domain, by throwing their own\nbullshit right back in their faces, just as hard as you can! The\nprimitive Taoist tribes had developed their own bullshit fuzzy logic,\nthat academics had no defense against, daring them to make fools of\nthemselves, while the peasants recognized it immediately for the\nsalvation it offered, a way for them to own their own thoughts and\nwords, and not have to rely upon being spoon fed a line of crap a\nmile long, by idiots spouting whatever the hell they’re paid to\nrepeat. The Chinese are extremely patriarchal, and tend to be more\nConfucian than Taoist, but the constantly feuding Warring States had\ndriven the peasants to their knees, and they latched onto anything\nthat might help end the wars, and help them avoid being exploited by\nevery ambitious con artist and Warlord in China. They were peasants,\nnot stupid, while the whole world was becoming more organized and, it\nwasn’t by coincidence that, on the other side of the planet, a\ndrunken clown named Socrates used his own oral tradition, for the\nsame bullshit fuzzy logic, to single handedly establish ethics as the\nfoundation of Western democracy. His legend only grew, spreading\nthroughout Europe and, eventually, the Roman Catholic Church would be\ncompelled to adopt Socratic ethics, or be mocked and ridiculed by\ntheir own academics and peasants.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tContrary\nto what any academic philosopher will ever admit in public, for any\nlogic or metaphysics to convey anything more meaningful in the real\nworld, all that anyone ever requires is a sense of humor, which can\nbe considered the second grammar of the English language, and which\nis easy to document at extreme scales and magnitudes, by merely\nexamining the Big Picture. (Duh!) Nevertheless, rather than embracing\nhumor as having something meaningful to say about logic, academics\nhave treated humor as a mental disease that, thus far, has defied\nboth the medical sciences and all rational explanation, and is only\nof interest to lawyers, peasants, and Quakers who actually use\ndictionaries. Jokes are just meaningless bullshit to countless\nacademics and the mainstream, that is, unless you happen to be a\nlogician, designing cruise missile guidance systems, and classify\nthem for a living. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe truth hurts for a reason,\nand he who laughs last, laughs loudest, because he gets the damned\npunch lines! For many Rainbow Warriors, the proof is in our poetry,\nwhich speaks louder than any individual’s words, but I had to\nconstantly go back and forth between writing poetry and chapters,\nbecause they express their own particle-wave duality, and the more I\nwork on both, the better they both become. In particular, the poetry\ndistinctly conflates the identity of what is geometry and\ninformation, mathematics, music, and language, which these chapters\nmerely express somewhat differently, relying upon the same stupid\nlexicon and bullshit fuzzy logic. Whether I’m writing poetry or\nchapters, its not all that different and, sometimes, a poem will\nbecome a chapter, or vice versa, because I simply follow the analog\nlogic, and focus on what’s missing from this picture and, all too\noften, I really don’t wanna know whatever the hell it might actually\ncontain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nCollective\nMadness<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nCastaways<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt\nWas Another Dark And Stormy Night!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSailing\naway, from wherever we are…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBeneath\nthe clearest, of any blue sky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBreathing\ndeeply of the sparkling air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMorning\nstar’s, a glimmer in our eyes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDecks\nreaching up, to cup nimble feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSails\nfurling confidently on the breeze.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGently\nrocking swaying, passing swell,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMemories\nclinging like mist in a dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThoughts\nall meander like ocean waves;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAffable\ndolphins start to crowd the bow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAn\nalbatross astern examining our wake;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbell’s quiet blessings, grace the dawn.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRising\nup yet again we turn into the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsun climbs high upon the open horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLively\nwinds, give the faster dolphins chase!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDelicious\nspark of life, overflowing everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nall hands on deck, cast their gazes forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSudden\nspray over her bow, stinging our faces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus all, we chart the unknown course,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus that we steer an unknown heading,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nAll Our Destiney Yet Awaits Our Fate.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus all once again what all hold dearest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSailing\nwith the wind upon the greatest of oceans!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\npast is but a memory, as we live our dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nmother nature is still pregnant to bursting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCarrying\non about her bright new beginnings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEternally\nmerging, in her heavenly dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\nEndless Sweeping Panoramic Visions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsame unexplored Wonderland she graciously offers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnconditionally\nTo All Masters Of The Open Sea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCasting\noff metaphysical anchors; once again gliding into the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClaiming\nour birthright we rise to the occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAffable\ncalls… quietly ring out…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nArousing\nancient memories of heroic adventures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnchained\nPrometheus, always full of surprises,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnxiously\nBegs for the approval of all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSurrendering\nto those who delight in their ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutcasts\nand rejects, thrilled to soar free at last,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nContent\nsmiles spread, still rising on the wind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSails\nfluttering, in synchrony with the breeze,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSensual\nembrace, reawakening the dreamers;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilent\nrevere of the perfect moment of grace,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCastaways\nbecome one with new horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLegend\nhas it that when the primitive tribes in the remote mountains of\nsouthern China saw civilization rapidly spreading out over the vast\nopen plains below, they couldn’t help but notice that, not only\ndid their new neighbors have a million kids, but they were all\norganized along the same lines as any flock of chickens that they\nraised! It was the only way they could maintain order in their vast\nnumbers and, to make matters worse, they were the equivalent of free\nrange chickens, with few natural boundaries or defenses out on the\nopen plains. They would treat each other like chickens as well,\nherding one another like so many flightless birds, surrounding their\nenemies and, finally, picking them off one at a time, just like\nshooting fish in a barrel. When droughts caused famine among the\nMongol hordes to the north, they too would blanket the endless plains\nof mainland China on their horses, like a raging stampede, and\nproceed to herd and slaughter the Chinese peasants, as if they were\nmerely herding their cattle back home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDesperately\nexposed to an invading army of any size, the peasants eventually\nconstructed enough walls to circumnavigate the globe 26 times, but\nall in vain. Necessity is the mother of invention, and they invented\nsteel, gunpowder, and other advanced weapons centuries before the\nrest of the world, but nothing could stem the tide of the relentless\npower struggle that had overwhelmed the seven feuding kingdoms for\ncontrol of mainland China. During the infamous “Warring States\nPeriod” this went on for four hundred years, and a grim new\narms race emerged, as generation after generation of peasants\nthroughout China, were forced to episodically starve themselves, in\norder to feed more babies, so they could be the first to surround\ntheir enemies. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFemale\ninfants were sometimes abandoned on the side of the road, because\nthey could not fight, were not as strong in the fields and, in some\nplaces, could not even be given away for free, much less sold into\nslavery. Not only did everyone else ruthlessly exploit the peasants\nat every opportunity, but they were now forced to ruthlessly exploit\nthemselves and their own children, as if they were nothing more than\ncattle. Some chose to abandon civilization altogether as a lost\ncause, and adopted the short and brutal lifestyle of mountain men\ninstead. And, when their tribal brothers and sisters up in the\nmountains witnessed the horror of their plight, they took pity on\nthem, and sent them their best jokes and poetry knowing that,\nsometimes, all the humble humor and beauty that life has to offer,\ncan be the best medicine, and they had some of the most powerful\nmedicine on the planet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nCastaways<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIt\nWas Another Dark And Stormy Night!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSailing\naway, from wherever we are…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBeneath\nthe clearest, of any blue sky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBreathing\ndeeply of the sparkling air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMorning\nstar’s, a glimmer in our eyes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDecks\nreaching up, to cup nimble feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSails\nfurling confidently on the breeze.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGently\nrocking swaying, passing swell,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMemories\nclinging like mist in a dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThoughts\nall meander like ocean waves;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAffable\ndolphins start to crowd the bow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAn\nalbatross astern examining our wake;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbell’s quiet blessings, grace the dawn.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRising\nup yet again we turn into the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsun climbs high upon the open horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLively\nwinds, give the faster dolphins chase!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDelicious\nspark of life, overflowing everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nall hands on deck, cast their gazes forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSudden\nspray over her bow, stinging our faces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus all, we chart the unknown course,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus that we steer an unknown heading,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nAll Our Destiney Yet Awaits Our Fate.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus all once again what all hold dearest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSailing\nwith the wind upon the greatest of oceans!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\npast is but a memory, as we live our dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nmother nature is still pregnant to bursting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCarrying\non about her bright new beginnings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEternally\nmerging, in her heavenly dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\nEndless Sweeping Panoramic Visions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsame unexplored Wonderland she graciously offers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnconditionally\nTo All Masters Of The Open Sea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCasting\noff metaphysical anchors; once again gliding into the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClaiming\nour birthright we rise to the occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAffable\ncalls… quietly ring out…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nArousing\nancient memories of heroic adventures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnchained\nPrometheus, always full of surprises,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnxiously\nBegs for the approval of all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSurrendering\nto those who delight in their ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutcasts\nand rejects, thrilled to soar free at last,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nContent\nsmiles spread, still rising on the wind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSails\nfluttering, in synchrony with the breeze,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSensual\nembrace, reawakening the dreamers;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilent\nrevere of the perfect moment of grace,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCastaways\nbecome one with new horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCastaways\nis a popular example of how Oneness Poetry can employ\nsynergistic-normalization and the Mother of All to treat time as\nsimultaneously nonlinear and a continuum, and can even incorporate\nthe passage of time itself as a central theme, and a quasi-character\nin its own rite. If you notice, the poem subtly confuses the issue of\nwhat is animate and inanimate, and it accomplishes this by relying on\nthe same minimalist approach it uses for manipulating the temporal\ndynamics, that is, by emphasizing the vagueness and humble simplicity\nof their collective contents, to create a blurry montage effect, that\ndances like Fred Astaire. Starting out slow, speeding up and slowing\ndown, with an almost choreographed cinematic effect. The first dozen\nlines give away the secret for how this works, by largely\nincorporating the most stereotypical prose imaginable, even starting\nout with a variation on the quintessential bad opening line in\nliterature, “It was another dark and stormy night!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\nfather’s a sailor and, truth be told, if you’ve seen one\ndolphin, one star, and one clear sky you’ve pretty much seen\nthem all, making writing poetry for adults more challenging. While we\nmight think of a dolphin as a beautiful animal, they commonly crowd\nthe bows of ships, and my father will be the first to tell you,\nwatching them is an easy way to make yourself sleepy. Castaways\nmerely describes what, for a sailor, might be the start of just\nanother typical day, making it difficult to appease both adults and\nyoung children. From the very first line, a small child might be\nentranced by the vague, sweeping, stereotypical prose, while an adult\nmight be repulsed, and even be tempted to skip past it, and Castaways\ngets around this difficulty by accentuating the vagueness of each\nline and empowering them to collectively dance like Fred Astaire and,\nthus, remind the reader of why small children can find something as\nmundane, as a seagull eating garbage, so exciting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSailors\nand cowboys have a lot in common, with both jobs often being\nhazardous, requiring long hard hours, and long boring intervals,\npunctuated by nonstop fast paced action, with the reality of the life\nstyle more often being how to avoid falling asleep on watch or in the\nsaddle, and how to avoid getting yourself killed. Both professions\nare also famous for their similar style of poetry, sometimes referred\nto as “Big Sky”, with spaghetti western soundtracks, the\nmusic of Sr. Paul McCartney, and the play “Oklahoma”\nbeing popular examples of similar wave dynamics, or wave mechanics,\nthat can resemble quantum chromodynamics, trading the humble\nsimplicity of each individual component for their greater collective\ndynamics. A wave is a wave is a wave, and the characters in a play\nlike Oklahoma don’t require Shakespearean depths, and are often\none dimensional caricatures that audiences demand knowing that, as\nmuch as anything else, the entire play hinges on a one dimensional\ncharacter they may personally identify with, making the cast’s\ncollective efforts always greater than any mere sum of their parts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCrucially,\nthe strength of the musical score itself can be described as an\nindispensable quasi-character in the play, that brings all the humble\nelements together in a more meaningful way, dramatically breathing\nlife into them, precisely because they are so humble they can easily\ncompliment one another in dramatic contexts. Modern music theory\nemphasizes the ability of the silences between the notes to convey a\nvariety of different emotions, such as suspense, and although I\npersonally add as many Shakespearean and Biblical quotes as I can to\nmy poetry, for their indispensable salt-of-the-earth metaphors, this\npoem is a notable example of how to use them more sparingly if it\naccentuates the temporal dynamics, and the poem conveying more\nsweeping emotional panoramas. In most of my poems, I take a very\ndirect approach, focusing on the humble and elegant simplicity of\ntheir combined temporal dynamics and vague bullshit logic, and just\nallow the words themselves to express their own thoughts and emotions\nas fully as possible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBruce\nLee was popular with the ladies for his ballroom style dancing, but\nhe had his own Taoist philosophy of “No Style” martial\narts, and my collective ignorance approach to Oneness Poetry can be\nthought of as the “Bruce Lee School of Potty Humor”. The\noff-the-wall peek-a-boo yin-yangy\npush-me-pull-you-run-in-circles-scream-and-shout dynamics of Oneness\nPoetry are so humble to begin with, that they don’t express any\nspecific style, other than incorporating a lot of infantile and\nincredibly vague salt-of-the-earth-metaphors, with our Rainbow\nWarrior poems incorporating everything from Shakespeare to pop music\nand potty mouth nursery rhymes that are still being reinvented by\nkids everywhere. Personally, I have two left feet myself and could\nnot fight my way out of a wet paper bag to save my life but, once a\nlinguist admired my poetry and asked for my advice about how to\nmaster the metaphors of language, and I suggested she take up\nsinging.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\nyou learn to own the sounds that are coming out of your mouth, you\nlearn how to free your words to speak for themselves and, as Taoists\nlike to say, “Gravity becomes the source of lightness”.\nJohn Prine commented once that writing song lyrics is all about\nediting, and freeing our words often requires first learning to not\nbe quite so attached to them. Beautiful words are honest words, that\ncan defy unbalanced gravity itself, hanging in the air between us,\nwhile falling on your ass is what makes reaching for the stars all\nthat much more rewarding. <\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSome\nof the most popular comedians, like Tom Hanks and Will Smith, have\nalso joined the ranks of the greatest actors, and comedy is widely\nacknowledged as among the hardest of the performing arts to master,\nthat requires personal authenticity. Comedians such as Chevy Chase,\nfor example, have become famous for something as simple as their\nability to perform a pratfall. Singing is one way to experience that\nfor yourself, without having to become a professional comedian, an\nactor, or falling on your ass repeatedly, and I sing most of the\nsongs mentioned in my poetry as humbly and elegantly as I can, sort\nof Broadway Blues walk-in-the-park style that’s easy on the\nears but, whatever works for you.<\/font><\/font>\n<\/font>That’s\noften the opposite of what people assume is required for\ncomprehending complex metaphors, continuum physics, and developing\nnonlinear temporal dynamics that can dance like Fred Astaire, but is\nbased on the fundamental Taoist principle of logic that “Crap\nis Simple and, Therefore, You’re the Problem Dummy!”<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n Humorously,\nalthough I enjoyed reading Gary Zukav’s “Dancing Wu Li\nMasters” enough to read it twice, I already knew all the\nphysics in the book and merely enjoyed the lucid way he presented\nthem. The only other thing his book suggested to me was that, in some\nways, I was my own worst enemy, and it can be surprisingly helpful to\nfind ways around that problem. That was the same advice my father\nconstantly gave me growing up, as if I were Beaver Cleaver, but I\nneeded to hear the words again when dad wasn’t around, which is\nhow I got my Rainbow Warrior name. Typically being being anarchists\nwith warped senses of humor, hippies won’t tolerate five “Bobs”\namong their ranks and will give you a unique name if you don’t\npick one for yourself, but the name Wu Li has 80 different possible\nmeanings depending on the inflection and context. As far as I’m\nconcerned, it could mean you can call me anything, but don’t\ncall me late for dinner. However, when people ask what my name means\nI tell them it means, “I clutch my ideas”, because that’s\nthe message I got from Gary’s book was that, if I’m going\nto clutch my ideas, and act like Beaver Cleaver and sometimes be my\nown worst enemy, I might as well make them awesome ideas that I love\nto death and, of course, which aren’t quite so painful and\nself-defeating as some alternatives.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTaoists\nfrequently choose names that poke fun at themselves and, to\nhumorously paraphrase Bruce Lee, “You have to open your mind\nbaby, learn how to feel the vibes, set aside your own biases, try to\nchill out and find the groove and, if you don’t feel the force\nLuke, then start working on that damned problem right now! Nip it in\nthe bud, you hear me! Right this instant because, the real problem is\nthat, You’re The Problem Baby! As Master Yoda said, “Try?\nThere is no try! Do Or Do Not!” Its certainly not my damned\nchoice to make! Others can only encourage you to rise to the occasion\nbut, either you eventually manage to work that crap out on your own,\nor you’re up shit creek! And, I suppose, you’ll just have\nto learn to take “no” for an answer from yourself a\nlittle more often than you anticipated, because the magic is simply\nnot there anymore baby. However, if you happen to be persistent Grass\nHopper, you’ll eventually realize that, ironically, you only\nbecome all that much more grateful to discover that the latest pie to\nhit you square in the chin, is the same damned pie that just hit you\na hundred times before! Let me hear all you clowns say, “Thank\nyou Master Wu Li, May I Please Have Another Pie-In-The-Face!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nthe wacky humor and complex temporal dynamics are so crucial to our\nOneness Poems, because all our poems treat time the same way, as\nsimultaneously a quasi-character that assumes different roles and a\nmathematical variable, or just more bullshit, with Castaways\nillustrating some of the more attractive and easier to follow\ntemporal dynamics, making it a popular example. By treating time as\nsomehow both illusory bullshit and a quasi-character that expresses\nrudimentary emotions, our poems can collectively conflate the\nidentity of space and time, reality and illusion, in enough ways to\nintimidate a contortionist, and lend entirely new meaning to yoga.\nWhat I do is more along the lines of the algebra of nature, that’s\nnot nearly as organic or pretty as something like calculus or the\nlogic of the Vedics used in yoga, but instant karma requires\neverything in our poetry be equally organic and inorganic, and\nsignificantly humbler, less romantic, and more cartoonish, as a\nresult. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tInstant\nkarma does the same thing in our poetry observed in both humble\nquanta and an abacus, which is to maddeningly conflate the identity\nof their input and output, past and future, reality and the dream. An\nabacus doesn’t have an “enter” or “equals”\nbutton, or any equivalent function, because merely entering the\nproblem reveals the solution and, theoretically, a quantum computer\ncan sometimes spit out the answers to problems before you finish\nentering them, but I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for anyone\nto prove it. All Oneness Poetry contains what I call, "Embedded\nLogic", which includes the overall shape of the poem, the use of\nlarger fonts at times, and the use of strings of capitalized words\nthat often express the skepticism of the Peanut Gallery. Merely by\nusing a larger font, for example, you can add more meaning,\nconflating the identity of geometry and information and, combined\nwith the yin-yang dynamics, they express the particle-wave duality of\nthe poem as a multifractal equation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOneness\nPoetry and an abacus both express a humorous interpretation of John\nLennon’s famous statement, “There are no problems, only\nsolutions”, because an abacus never has a problem and, if you\never want to use an abacus, the sooner you figure that out for\nyourself the better. Likewise, nonlinear temporal dynamics are\nintrinsic to Oneness Poetry and leave the reader no choice, but to\ninterpret everything for themselves. If you notice, even the first\ntwo lines of Castaways, “It was another dark and stormy night.\nSailing away from wherever we are…”, innocently beg the\nquestion as to whether to interpret the poem literally or\nfiguratively, thus, immediately prompting the reader to either\ninterpret its incredibly vague meaning for themselves, or move on to\nthe next lines, so that the poem can ever so slightly elucidate the\nmeaning of the opening lines, by merely placing them in an\nincrementally broader and ever so slightly less vague context. And,\nas each line does so, they string the reader along, indirectly\ncompelling the reader to slow down and pay more attention to each\nsyllable and, being so vague, the lines can progressively focus the\nreader’s attention on punctuation too, as one of the few\nremaining ways of determining the cadence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nother words, our poems sometimes speaks to us as if we were children,\nand they have to talk slowly and use simple words, and make sure they\nget our attention, while other poems express frenzied infantile\nsing-song dynamics like what you might hear on the Muppet Show. The\nquasi character that the temporal dynamics introduce is the Mother of\nAll, or Great Void, who represents the four stages of life and the\nFour Seasons. Springtime is playful like a child, and a play like\nOklahoma expresses the playful creative beauty of love as\nsimultaneously representing youth, and spring tornadoes! And, thanks\nto the nonlinear temporal dynamics, Oneness Poems in general can be\ndescribed as so incredibly vague, humble, and minimalistic that they\ndon’t express any particular style whatsoever, other than\nincorporating a ton of salt-of-the-earth metaphors, and their heavy\nreliance on subtly encouraging the reader to supply their own\ninterpretation of everything. Making it equally accurate to describe\nour poems as expressions of our collective ignorance, potty humor,\nmathematics, popular culture, or the Great Void and Mother of All. Of\ncourse, since we currently have only 200 or so out of 4,430 poems,\nits impossible to provide a decent representative sample of just how\nvaried they become, but these first poems provide at least a vague\nimpression due to their recursive logic revolving around what’s\nmissing from this picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhich\nis also why our poems can express both humor and beauty in\neverything, with Castaways humorously being one of the three “Lost\nPoems” in “The Book That Can Never Be Written”,\nwhich are pornographic in Chinese. Part of the joke being that, even\nin English, the other two poems are much more erotic, and they follow\nCastaways, hinting at its secret dual identity, and an erotic\ninterpretation of “Oneness”. The three poems are normally\nnot included in the version of the Tao Te Ching that most read, but\nare required to complete the set, and Rainbow Warrior poetry\nextrapolates the poetry even further, requiring another new poem,\n“The Way of Ignorant Virtue”, at the beginning of the\ntext. All our poems play peek-a-boo with the reader in every way\nimaginable, with the rose shape of Castaways, its use of metaphors\nand cadence, never quite looking the same once you get the joke, but\nthat’s the whole point, that anything can be viewed as\nsimultaneously beautiful and a joke, and all that much more\nmeaningful and endearing, as in a toddler falling adorably on their\nbutt. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nthe shapes of these poems merely reflect their fractal mathematics\nand, thanks to their ability to express humor and beauty in\neverything, more than half the poems in this collection can be\ninterpreted differently by children and adults. For example, a child\nmight focus on the beauty and romance of Castaways and never be aware\nof its humor, because they have no idea what sex is and no way to\nmore fully appreciate the greater context of the poem. Some of the\nlines in our poetry are famous for being incredibly beautiful, yet\nequally funny when read in specific contexts, and their mathematics\ncan surprise even experts with their complex games of peek-a-boo.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nprompt the conscious mind to examine its own subconscious in\nrudimentary emotional contexts, and the naive humor of the\nsubconscious can be thought of as the innocent child of God within\neach of us. The old adage is that, “Children should be seen and\nnot heard”, and the humor of small children is often taboo in\ncompetitive cultures, while the beauty of our poems speak directly to\nour dreams, and the adult that we wish to become. Among other things,\nhumor can build resilience, with Bob Hope being famous for\nentertaining the troops, and his work is an example of how humor is\noften be treated as an occupation and, at one time, Hope had 32\nwriters on his staff, but being able to describe humor mathematically\nmeans it is about to become a science.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYogi\nBerra was a great guy according to everyone who knew him, but a sex\nsymbol he was not, thanks in part to his earthy sense of humor. In\nAsia, people commonly post quotes from Oneness Poems in prominent\nplaces, very much the same way you might hang a mirror or a sign,\nsometimes as a humorous tongue-in-cheek way to prompt people to be\nquiet, or to clean up after themselves or whatever. Our poems rely on\nthe humble simplicity and vagueness of their contents to encourage\npeople to be more humble in general, and to develop a gentle sense of\nhumor, along the same lines of Winnie the Pooh, Yogi Berra, Kermit\nthe Frog, Socrates, and Yoda of Star Wars, encouraging us all to be\nhumbler and more honest, but including much more complex adult humor\nas well, such as the existentialist humor of Stephen Wright.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nmore authentic and honest anyone becomes, the more gentle,\nspontaneous, and creative their sense of humor can become, and the\nmore authentically they can express themselves, and share more of\nthemselves with others, including sexually. Hence, the reason older\nadults sometimes nurture their childhood memories and feelings, in\norder to reclaim their personal intimacy and authenticity, and make\nthe most of their golden years. Once again, what’s missing from\nthis picture proves crucial, especially when it’s our own\npointless personal bullshit, and we can treat our poems the same way,\nby merely focusing on their symmetry, logic, and temporal dynamics,\nallowing vague words that incorporate commonly used phrases, popular\nquotes, and song lyrics to speak for themselves. While it might sound\nlike I’m exaggerating about letting my words speak for\nthemselves, there’s no other way to write this kind of poetry,\nas anyone who has ever tried has quickly discovered for themselves.\nTry as you might, its flat out impossible to make our bullshit poems\nsay anything they just don’t. Our poems can also treat the\narrow of time itself as somehow simultaneously real and illusory\nbullshit that we just make up, and what’s missing from this\npicture becomes a whole lot more compelling, once you realize that\nwhat’s missing can substitute for anything, anything at all,\nthat the picture might normally contain, including not least of all,\nthe arrow of time, making the causal and acausal, science and magic,\ndependent upon the observer and the specific context.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nif you never earn a living doing it, like Chevy Chase, learning how\nto bounce right back up again is part of what makes reaching for the\nstars all that much more noble, heroic, magical, and just plain fun,\nwith a recent study concluding that, although everyone requires some\nambition, those who also cultivate contentment tend to fare better in\nthe long run. My personal “Philosophy of Collective Ignorance”\nleverages this humble Truth for all its worth and, to paraphrase\nChief Joseph of the Nez Perce, “I shall fight my words no more\nforever!” This is what I consider my own ignorant,\n“No-Class-No-Style-No-Brainer” philosophy from the school\nof hard knocks, that for any philosophy to be worth a crap, you must\nfirst embrace your own words for all that they might have to offer.\nFind the words that speak to you personally, and make them your own,\nby setting them free, and see if they come back to you. Do that, and\nyou may learn to be still and to truly appreciate silence as golden,\nnot to mention, earn the respect of big and little kids everywhere.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\ncollective ignorance speaks for itself, and our poems don’t\nrequire me or anyone else to either defend them or even give our own\nignorant opinions, so please feel perfectly free to ignore or\ncriticize anything I write, just call me an idiot if you like, and\nplease feel free to criticize anything anybody else writes on the\nsubject, because nobody I know is willing to claim they’re\nresponsible for the bullshit! Ironically, its a huge load off my mind\nthat my own, “Bullshit Philosophy of Collective Ignorance”\ndoesn’t even require my own stupid opinions and can be written\nby a computer program that has no clue as to what the hell its\nwriting. Set your opinions free, set your words free, set your heart\nfree and, without ever leaving home, you can know the entire world,\nwhile your mind will always be free to roam the universe, or to\nlisten intently to the heart of the person in front of you. When we\nallow our words to speak for themselves, we just accept them for more\nof whatever they have to offer, and accept whatever words others\nmight prefer to use, without necessarily becoming attached to them\nourselves. In much the same way we do whenever we become poetry in\nmotion, by simply accepting more of who we are, what we are doing,\nand all that we might have to offer the world, becoming\nself-actualized in the moment, or having a senior moment, or whatever\nthe case turns out to be.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tKids\nask me about black holes and the mysterious Great Void all the time,\nwhich resemble the monsters in their closet, and they’re\ntypically disappointed when I tell them they need to work on their\nsense of humor. They would disown me altogether if I told them the\nwhole truth, that mother nature resembles a magical three year old\nmessing with your head, and bullshit logic rules the universe! Even I\nrefused to believe it myself for fifty years, because part of living\nin a magical universe, is nothing can be magical if it isn’t a\nsurprise and doesn’t express novelty in just about every way\nimaginable. Up ahead at the sign post, its the Mother of All, the\ncollective unconscious, the Twilight Zone that emerges from the Great\nVoid, where our own ignorance and stupidity can sometimes turn out to\nbe both a blessing and a curse! <\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nInfinitely\nDiverse Insane Combinations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n(Flowing\naway, still haunt us to this day!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\tUpon\nretiring from the arduous demands of a long and successful teaching\ncareer, in his more lucid moments of nostalgic Deja Vu, with a\nhaunted look in his eyes, as if suddenly possessed by the Oracle at\nDelphi, or lecturing drooling idiots falling asleep in his class\nagain, George Santayana would oft loudly proclaim to the world,\n“Those who do not remember the past are destined to repeat it!”\nRegrettably, those who remember the past are altogether too\nfrequently haunted by the past, more often than not, over the course\nof simply attempting to earn an honest living. In spite of the human\nbrain having an estimated storage capacity equal to that of the\nentire worldwide web, some of us having nearly perfect memories, and\nSantayana’s chilling reminder, still heard echoing in the\nhallowed halls, nevertheless, memory remains notoriously unreliable,\nand working memory remains the only known reliable measure of\nanyone’s career potential. Which is what you’d expect in\na flock of chickens.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNor\ndoes the evolution of animals appear to place any real emphasis on\nevery individual or species being able to accurately memorize\neverything, as if it doesn’t make much of a difference. Suggesting\nmore creative Bullshit Fuzzy Logic applies to even our own memories,\nwhen everything is Deja Vu all over again! Sooner or later, the\nidentities of time and our own memories seem to both vanish entirely\ndown the nearest rabbit hole, or toilet, and a recent study indicated\nthat exactly how reliable anybody’s memory becomes, could sometimes\nbe indistinguishable from the individual’s ability to focus on\nspecific things. FMRI brain scans have confirmed that intelligent\npeople actually think less, simply adding A and B to get C, and have\nmore working memory, which they often save for productive purposes,\nwhile less intelligent people with less reliable memories, tend to be\nmore creative and, to some extent, how intelligent you are reflects\nhow much working memory you have, but a wide variety of things, such\nas air-pollution, have proven to dramatically impact our IQ,\nsuggesting that even how smart we are still remains context\ndependent, and people can sometime have both a "Home Advantage"\nand a "Home Team Advantage".<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBizarrely,\nBabylonians demand the same governments and corporations they call\nevil lie to them for their own protection, then shove crap down the\nthroats of their children for a dozen years in school, suppressing\nthe inherent creativity of half their students, in the hope of making\nmore money, even as the whole world falls apart. Today, its\ntheoretically possible to directly implant memories into the brain,\nand create your own mental clones, and you could vaccinate them all\nat the same time, at considerable savings. Ironically, a lot of my\nfriends are self-taught, with one friend whose wife divorced him\nbecause, with only a high school education, he made more money fixing\nup used cars and selling them, than she could with a Phd, and was\nsmarter than she was, and could not care less how smart other people\nthought he was, wasn’t interested in making a lot of money, and would\ndrink a beer with anyone, or build a house, computer, fix your\nwashing machine, or whatever. Obviously, people have more working\nmemory than a chicken, and are more aware, but birds and other\nanimals have their own local accents, and sometimes sing simply\nbecause they enjoy singing. Mated wrens will hold long concerts,\nsynchronizing their voices, and trading the lead back and forth like\nvirtuosos.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRather\nthan appearing interested in promoting Voluntary Genocide, in the\nname of growth and progress, analog mama nature appears to favor\ncreativity over productivity, like any three year old would,\nsupporting greater diversity, with ecologies tending to exploit every\navailable energy source which, in turn, promotes greater resilience\nand productivity for the ecosystem as a whole. Contrary to classical\ntheories of evolution, without diversity, survival of the fittest\nbecomes a joke in bad taste, along the lines of the, "Omega Man"\nin science fiction, who was the last surviving human, and could\ndeclare himself the All-Time-Winner! Biologists have discovered that\nclassical theories of evolution fail to account for the collective\nbehavior of plants and animals. A recent examination of evolution\nconcluded that diversity increases with higher elevations, where the\ntemperature is apparently "just right" to support greater\ncomplexity, and faster evolution. Note that this doesn’t mean\nevolution is merely driven by temperature, but that temperature plays\na fundamental role in determining the complexity of both organic and\ninorganic matter, just as size and other things make a difference in\nhow complex an organism becomes, and indicates the earth is just the\nright size, temperature, and complexity for our evolution.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAssuming\na universal recursion, it would indicate that there are four\nrudimentary subtypes of environments, which produce Gaia, and the\ncomplexity of the earth itself appears to increase the further away\nfrom the core you go, as if the earth progressively trades energy for\ninformation, and has four biospheres. Displaying more synergy and\nemergent effects, and also trading efficiency for accuracy. Some\nmight object that the core of the earth doesn’t remotely resemble\norganic life as we know it, but neither does the salt in our blood,\nyet its vital for our survival. The earth’s ecology as a whole, or\nGaia, can be considered a living organism that regulates its own\nbodily functions, and laughs at our infantile pretensions of ever\nconquering the world, much less, mama nature. Kill or enslave nature,\nand you kill and enslave yourself, while mama nature laughs at just\nhow cleaver you are, and finds someone new to play with.\nAdditionally, suggesting that humanity may have evolved, due to\nGaia’s overall environment itself, having matured and finally become\ncreative, efficient, diverse, and harmonious enough, to support the\nevolution of intelligent life. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEven\nour evolutionary theories are beginning to contradict classic logic,\nsupporting contextual views that academia vehemently rejects, and\nthis particular new discovery can be used to document how modern\nacademia is still suppressing the development of alternatives to\nclassic logic and metaphysics, cannot be trusted with the development\nof linguistic analysis, and is not a sustainable institution\naccording to their own standards. That’s not to suggest that academia\ncan’t change but, more often than you might think, change in academia\nis only possible when it comes from without, as Socrates, Galileo,\nand Lao Tzu all established the hard way. While, I’m hoping to speed\nup the process of change, by automating their ongoing insanity, and\nteaching even the banks and international cartels the meaning of,\n"Instant Karma’s Gonna Getcha Baby!" Normally, I avoid\nmainstream nonsense and politics like the plague, and writing down\nanalog logic for insane Babylonians, has never been one of my\nlifelong ambitions but, they’re going to kill us all, if somebody\ndoesn’t give them all the analog logic they could possibly desire,\nall at once!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBullshit\nFuzzy Logic appears to be similarly composed of infinitely diverse\ninsane combinations, that only a three year old can fully appreciate,\nsuggesting toddlers were the original inspiration for the Star Trek\nVulcan philosophy of IDIC, or infinite diversity in infinite\ncombinations. No doubt, Vulcan toddlers were also the inspiration for\ncountless meditation techniques, and the widespread adoption a\ndispassionate philosophy of logic. Its as if Bullshit Fuzzy Logic\nwere playfully growing and adapting, right along with humanity’s\nexpanding awareness or, possibly, it resembles an enormous jig-saw\npuzzle we can never hope to finish assembling, but one which\nperiodically reveals sweeping new insights, that change how we view\neverything. A “Bullshit Theory of Everything and Nothing”\nwould therefore have to be every bit as simple and humble as it is\nelegant and complex, ironically making it four times more complex\noverall, than traditional causal metaphysics. And, as a result, flat\nout impossible for people to assemble enough of the pieces of the\npuzzle, in order to work out the complete metaphoric systems logic\nor, "The Untold Story of the Redemption of Goldilocks",\nuntil the invention of modern computers. The Chinese sometimes call\nit, "The Book That Can Never Be Written" and, my best guess\nis its around twenty thousand pages long, and enough to make anyone\nlose their religion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tVirtual\nparticles and black holes have a love\/hate relationship, both adoring\nand abhorring a vacuum, ensuring that nothing from nothing ain’t\nnothin’ in a Goldilocks-Murphy Wonderland, and what’s\nmissing from this picture, can more often make all the difference in\nthe world. Both logic and pattern matching depend upon symmetry and,\nas tacky as they most certainly are, cartoonish yin-yangy\npush-me-pull-you-run-in-circles-screaming-and-shouting dynamics, that\nevery toddler and puppy dog adore, eliminate the worst possible\nextremes and, additionally, empower us to sometimes view even the\nforces of nature as expressing a playful, or social act, as if the\nuniverse itself is alive and aware, and the walls might occasionally\ntalk. Everything ultimately being random or inconceivable, means\neverything can be viewed as simultaneously expressing both social and\nanti-social, vaguely organic and explicitly mechanical behavior, as\nif the two form a spectrum. Gas becomes liquid, which transforms into\na solid, and then a plasma, expressing not only a spectrum, but the\nvague and explicit extremes of particle-wave duality, progressively\nconflating the identities of their own collective geometry and\ndynamics, energy and information, and indicating that causal\nexplanations, must inevitably yield to more vague systems logic,\ncapable of placing any causal explanation in broader contexts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHit\nyour thumb with a hammer, and its common enough to treat the hammer\nas if it were being anti-social and, likewise, our own reactionary\nbehavior can be viewed as more mechanical, mindless, and anti-social,\nbut the specific situation is what determines whether we perceive\nhammers to actually have a life of their own, or only take on a life\nof their own because complete idiots use them. The very cells of our\nbodies protest the abuse, are extremely familiar with Three Stooges\nslapstick and, sometimes, insist on deciding for themselves how to\nreact. To some extent, whether we perceive anything to be\nparticularly organic or social just depends on our proximity, the\nscales involved, and our familiarity with them and, for example, a\nsmall child might insist their toy doll is alive and extremely\nsocial, while the earth progressively appears to be a lifeless\ndimensionless point from far away, and a lifeless barren rock deep\nunderground. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTransforming\nPlato’s allegory of the cave into a comedy, along the lines of\nSteve Martin’s "The Jerk", where he attempts to trade his\nmuch beloved Pet Rocks for food, but everyone he runs into asks if he\nwas born and raised in a barn and, then, merely laughs when he\nreplies, "What’s a barn?" Plato suggested cavemen needed to\nabandon their caves, expand their horizons, and join the modern\nworld, but lottery winners commonly complain that winning the lottery\nruined their lives. The number of self-contained bomb shelters under\nconstruction has more than doubled in the last decade alone, and I\nknow people who live in caves just to avoid PT Barnum’s Freak Show,\nand intellectual Three Stooges like Plato, still burning books and\nglorifying the same mindless mob, hellbent on storming the palace\nwith knives and pitch forks, to this very day. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAssuming\n42 is as good as it gets and all of our words, concepts, and theories\nprove to be based on meaningless gibberish in the final analysis,\nthen Relativity and Newtonian mechanics provide the more explicitly\nanti-social mechanical perspectives, which have also turned out to be\nexplicitly tautological and self-contradictory in specific ways,\nwhile fuzzy logic, thermodynamics, and quantum mechanics are all ad\nhoc theories, which describe the vaguely organic, more social, and\nless easily identifiable aspects of life. Laughter and being tickled\nare frequently considered simultaneously pleasant and unpleasant,\nsocial and anti-social, and playful and contentious, due to the\nspecific context determining which is which. Obviously people seldom\nreally believe hammers have a life of their own, but storing more\nthan one memory of a location or event, with distinctly different\nemotional reactions, empowers our neurons to decide just how\nimportant those memories might be for future reference, and our\nemotions don’t necessarily draw distinctions between what is organic\nand inorganic. If you are foolish enough to throw a hammer down and\nbreak your big toe, your neurons know its something you’ll never\nforget, and are merely relying on lowbrow slapstick as the default\ndecision making process. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLikewise,\npeople are not limited to thinking, feeling, or doing just one thing\nat a time and, depending on the situation, counting numbers on your\nfingers, laughing, or tickling someone can all be considered\nsimultaneously a mechanical and organic, social and anti-social\nbehavior, and a playful and contentious act. Notably, chimpanzees can\neffortlessly memorize the random order of up to nine objects flashed\non a screen, while we cannot. Memory and logic, humor and awareness,\nall appear to exchange identities, while parallel processing can\neasily substitute for a lack of memory, and vice versa, suggesting\nthat time and memory, the vague and explicit, playful and\ncontentious, are key to understanding the differences between our\nconscious and unconscious minds, with our subconscious mind more\nplayfully occupying the present and grasping more of the magic of the\nBig Picture. To some modest extent, each of us creates our own local\nreality and awareness within the vast sea of awareness and dreams,\nwhich Karl Jung famously described as the “Collective\nUnconscious”. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tJung\nwas a romantic westerner, and an academic with an institutionally\nstunted sense of humor, nonetheless, 42 being as good as it gets,\ninfers the Collective Unconscious must also express a conspicuously\nnaive, and frequently infantile, salt-of-the-earth sense of humor\nresembling that of Yogi Berra on a good day and, by default, all of\nhumanity shares the same inclusive sense of humor, that everything\norganizes around. Many claim Yogi was from a different planet,\nhowever, my own research indicates it was just another playground,\ninside his head, but in a different dimension, not of sight and\nsound. Logic is exclusive, and humor can be more playful and\ninclusive, while the fact that we have a conscious mind, and can\nperceive the existence of the Collective Unconscious at all, and that\nhumor can sometimes make more sense than logic, can all be attributed\nto our mortal fallibility, an expression of our particle-wave\nduality, and 42 being as good as it gets. Beyond mere speculation in\nthe back alleys of Vaudeville, it is now quite possible to quantify\nhumor, and establish the existence of the Collective Unconscious, and\nthe innate sense of humor that all of nature shares, thanks to\neverything expressing a universal recursion in the principle of\nidentity. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\na Goldilocks-Murphy universe, everybody has to choose what to believe\nfor themselves, so I choose to believe that, on the playground of\nlife, "We’re All Big Kids and Kids Are Great!" Everybody I\nknow who believes in instant karma agrees that Sting said it best\nwhen he sang, “We Are Spirits In the Material World”,\nwhere our journey can be never-ending, that is, right up until you\nland on your ass! Reluctant to ever leave NeverNever Land himself,\nSting is known for being a real trooper, and for having a small army\nof kids of his own, and will be the first to tell anyone that being a\nspirit in the material world means no pain, no gain, when random\nenergy can normally be thought of as flowing forward through time,\nyet, information can more often appear to flow backwards. Like\nhubcaps on a car appearing to spin backwards, when the car is\nactually moving forward. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tJung\nenigmatically described the harmony of the collective unconscious as\n“Synchronicity”, and inscrutable Asians often describe\nreality as having “Suchness” or “Isness”,\nwhile energy produces random, indeterminate, or creative noise and\nentropy. Crucially, information introduces everything else including\nnormalization, symmetry, balance, fidelity, complexity, syntropy, and\nany distinctions we make between what makes sense and doesn’t.\nThe particle-like behavior of quanta resembles wearing a blindfold\nand throwing darts at a dart board, or flipping a coin, explicitly\ndisplaying random energy, while their wave-like manifestation\nsupplies equally vague information, very much like hubcaps spinning\nbackwards, or a Russian Kachina doll begging the question of what\ngoes inside it, and exactly what are energy and information?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFinnish\nresearchers were the first to construct an autonomous version of\nMaxwell’s Demon, which sorts electrons according to their\ncharges, but without expending any energy in the process, or having\nto be told what to do. Its as if the physicists had used a microscope\nand tweezers, to quickly cobble together an otherwise quite humble\nsteampunk copper transistor, waved a magic wand over it and shouted\n“Abracadabra”, empowering their transistor to convince\nnormally unruly electrons to stop fighting amongst themselves, and to\nmake themselves more productive, by sorting out their own damned\ndifferences for a change. Their transistor resembles a famous Disney\nanimation from "Beauty and the Beast", of household mops\nand brooms dancing around on their own and cleaning the house. Of\ncourse, it doesn’t produce perpetual motion or free energy,\nnonetheless, what it provides is a stark demonstration of how the\nidentity of what is energy and information, random and orderly, can\nbecome context dependent, and how time can be viewed as flowing\nbackwards to normalize a metaphysical extreme. Thanks to 42 being as\ngood as any other explanation, their circuit has to work in order to\nensure that nothing ever quite makes perfect sense and, inexplicably,\nthe inability to clearly distinguish between what is energy and\ninformation, random and orderly, somehow makes it work more\nefficiently.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTheir\nelectrons behave similar to photons, which convey energy and\ninformation with perfect fidelity and 100% efficiency, implying the\nspeed of light in a vacuum isn’t a measure of the limitations of\nphotons themselves, but a measure of the size and magnitude of the\nuniverse, and the limits of what it is possible to convey to any\nobserver. It appears the reason light always moves at the same speed\nin a vacuum is because, from a human perspective, photons are all but\nindistinguishable from the vacuum of space itself, and can only be\nmeasured when absorbed by matter. Which makes Rindler Horizons\nequivalent to burying your nose in the bark of a specific tree, and\nthe only way to make more sense out of them is to adopt systems\nlogic, and to stop praying to the Gods of classic logic for all the\nanswers, and start paying more attention to what’s missing from this\npicture…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\ngeneral, the more energy a system contains, the more information it\ncan convey, but the overall information of the system always remains\nfar greater than any mere sum of its parts, because energy and\ninformation are interchangeable, and context dependent for their\nidentity. Its possible to think of the vacuum of space itself as pure\nenergy and information, since a perfect vacuum is impossible, and a\nvacuum will always emit virtual particles. The opposite is also true,\nand a perfect or ideal mass can be considered impossible as well,\nexplaining the event horizon of black holes, with everything in the\nuniverse slowly decaying back into the sea of virtual particles,\nwhich can be viewed as making it all possible. A recent experiment\nindicated that the weak force, or radioactive decay, may be mediated\nby virtual particles and, at close to the speed of light, even the\nnearly empty vacuum of space is equivalent to hitting a radioactive\nbrick wall, but its still up to you to decide what is an empty\nvacuum, too hot or too cold, virtual or real. The greater accuracy\nafforded by utilizing much more explicit and assertive mechanics,\nappears to be traded for the humble efficiency and enhanced\ncreativity of conveying vague information, while thermodynamics are\nconflating the identities of space and time. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAmong\nother things, it means the Pale Buddha was wrong, but he certainly\nwasn’t alone in believing that the past is only a memory, the future\nonly a dream. Instead of life being quite so simple, everything\nresembles the initial creative impetus of the Big Bang, as well as a\ndestructive Big Crunch, making both knowledge and the past inherently\ncreative, with our memories constantly changing, and the past never\nquite being the same again. Causality itself appears to express\nparticle-wave duality, making it self-organizing instead of merely\ncausal, and photons display this same behavior in the double-slit\nexperiment, by only becoming super-positioned in pairs, even if you\nuse three or more slits. As I explain as I go along, they conflate\nthe identities of space and time, syntropy and entropy, random and\nfated, local and nonlocal, energy and information, united and\ndivided, finite and infinite, context and content. Essentially,\nphotons are so humble, and outrageously efficient, that their\nefficiency prevents more than two of them from ever being in\nsuperposition, unless they occupy something like the Big Bang or a\nQuark Gluon Soup, hot enough to further conflate the identities of\nspace and time, and empower photons to occupy a higher energy state. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEnergy\nand information are progressively turning out to be interchangeable\nand, in order for us to accept reality, we must first be willing to\nembrace the dream. Particle-wave duality appears to determine how\naccurate and efficient anything we observe becomes, even on\nmacroscopic scales, making everything ultimately background\ndependent. Contrary to conventional wisdom, which is rapidly proving\nto be wrong in every way imaginable, the past can change measurably\nat extreme scales and magnitudes, with the Quantum Zeno Effect being\nan example I’ll cover in a minute, while the evidence for photons\nresisting superposition, suggests it should be possible to measure\nthe effect, in a wide variety of ways, at any temperature. It also\nmeans classic logic and physics, and even Feynman diagrams, are all\ngross over-simplifications, at least four times less complex than\nwhat we really need, and the simple way to end all the confusion\nstill driving the entire world down the toilet today, is to\nextrapolate on them, and confront modern science with its own abject\nfailure, to embrace the humor in life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tZeno’s\nphilosophy was popular for hundreds of years, and consistently drew\nlarge crowds looking for a little fun but, no matter how good he was\nwith an audience back in the day, he wouldn’t last five minutes on a\nVaudeville stage today, and his arguments contradict the evidence of\nRelativity, quantum mechanics, and calculus, because time is not a\nstupid machine that obeys classic logic, and conventional wisdom is\ngarbage so, of course, I tell people to, "Get Over It Already!"\nHalf the damned planet has insisted since the dawn of agriculture\nthat time is not a stupid machine you can windup and calibrate in HG\nWell’s basement, and even Newton knew something was fundamentally\nwrong with his theory of motion, but he had neither the mathematics\nnor the technology to investigate further. Modern science might as\nwell debate whether they have shoved their heads in the sand further\nthan the next guy and, among all the other groups slowly coming round\nto the dawning realization of the situation, that ALL THEIR\nMETAPHYSICS ARE GARBAGE for examining the Big Picture, Information\ntheory encountered the same issue, upon discovering a flat out\ncontradiction in the categories they use for different types of\ninformation. Butt, its the simple shit that always gets you and,\nunderstandably, researchers remain reluctant to seriously attempt to\nprove that they are all full of crap, and 42 is as good as it gets.\nSince they’re still being paid to insist their own contradictions\nmake more sense than anyone else’s, and academics struggle to laugh\nand use a dictionary, its best just to humor them. Their families may\ndepend on their income.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAfter\ndigging deep to get the real dirt, many archaeologists and\nanthropologists have come to believe, human languages evolved so\npeople could tell lies and bullshit more often, while the inventions\nof beer and arithmetic are what made modern civilization possible!\nAmong animals, dogs also seem to uniquely comprehend our lies and\nbullshit, and are quite capable of lying themselves. Explaining why\nthey have evolved alongside humanity, and are widely considered man’s\nbest friend, yet are never to be trusted around food. For the most\npart, the only mathematics anyone has ever had to work with, since\nthe dawn of agriculture, all assume time is some sort of Rube\nGoldberg device and, today, they’re all based on 2,000 year old\nmetaphysics, that have been integrated into countless cultures, make\na lot of money, and explicitly reject any alternatives. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThese\nhave been systematically abused, by the wealthy and the mainstream,\nto suppress any evidence to the contrary, and to suppress the\ndevelopment of the required linguistic analysis and mathematics, to\nmake more sense out of their own Three Stooges slapstick, which\nenforces see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Galileo could have\nbeen imprisoned as a debtor, when the faculty cut his budget. The\nidiots can protest all they want, but Three Stooges slapstick is\nrather easy to document, especially when money is involved, and they\nmight as well spit in the wind. All of the formal logics, including\nAristotelian, assume time is some sort of machine, because it makes\nmoney to assume time makes some sort of sense and, of course, nobody\nhas had any really worthwhile alternatives. You could say, in Babylon\nthe money always takes on a life of its own, precisely because\neveryone treats time like a money making machine, and instant karma’s\ngonna getcha every time baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNevertheless,\nall of that is about to change, once we finally have the mathematics,\nroughly four times more complex, which will make it possible to\nautomate instant karma, and leverage more of the magic of the\nuniverse on a daily basis, to help save the planet, starting\nyesterday. And, to salvage what little is left of humanity’s dignity\non the playground of life. People can make all the outrageous claims\nthey want about magic or karma but, for example, the sociological\nevidence suggests that it is now common knowledge, that the easiest\nway to live longer is to pay it forward more often. Entire economies\nhave been documented among poor communities, where everyone struggles\nto pay it forward to each other, fully aware that it will extend\ntheir lives, and actually giving them a little something extra in the\nway of social benefits, can improve their health if they use it to\npay it forward. Once, an old woman practically drag me off the\nstreets, seeing that I was homeless, just so she could give me a cup\nof tea, which was all she could afford. The elderly will often donate\nmore to charity, frequently calculating exactly how much they believe\nit will cost to live noticeably longer, while those raised in\nextended families show similar benefits, lending new meaning to "We\nAre A Family!" Some are now suggesting that humans, and other\nanimals such as elephants, live longer because their elderly provide\nvital support for the next generation, with grandparents being famous\nfor spoiling their grandchildren. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPart\nof paying it forward is creating a network of people, who keep each\nother more honest, and inspire one another to perform greater deeds,\nand instant karma can be considered part of the world economy that,\nthus far, has mysteriously escaped the attention of academics, the\nbanks, and Wall Street, but is about to be automated, with\nunpredictable results. Even the current accepted Game Theory\nillustrates how businesses thrive by paying it forward, not only\nproviding good services and prices, but by being friendly, and making\na personal connection with their customers and business partners.\nKarma is all about the customer being right, and giving customers\nmore choices, by incorporating more humor, if that’s what customers\nwant. Playground lynch mobs will attack anything, but are as dumb as\na bag of rocks, making automating instant karma an easy way to\ndiscourage their mindless nonsense, while promoting greater harmony,\nwhich can be considered the magic of life itself and instant karma in\naction. The One Greater Truth being that the truth may only be\nshared, ensuring the good guys win more often, and the meek shall\ninevitably inherit the playground, whether any damned objects or not!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhile\nthat might sound like a child’s fantasy, existence itself can be\nconsidered a gift from out of the blue, something nobody ever did a\ndamned thing to deserve, and yet another miracle to believe in, that\nensures everyone always pays it forward in the end, or pays the\nprice! The idea that life is merely a dog-eat-dog affair contradicts\nall the evidence, that humanity hasn’t killed themselves yet and, if\nits merely a choice between pointless nightmares and infantile\nfantasies, I’ll take fantasies any day! As I explain throughout this\nbook, the same yin-yang push-pull dynamics that empower quanta to\nteleport all over the place, manifest on macroscopic scales in\ndifferent ways, and whether you want to call it a blessing or a curse\nis up to you, but magic and karma are about to become as personal as\nit gets, when they’re integrated into all of our technology, and can\nexplain how our own immune and reproductive systems work. Personally,\nI’m hoping to use magic words to teach academics how to use\ndictionaries, but I’m not very optimistic. Contrary to popular\nopinion, time isn’t a stupid machine, and magic never requires any\ndamned fool to believe in magic, anymore than humor does, and is\nsynonymous with life itself, and expresses the Butterfly Effect more\noften, than would be the case in a strictly causal universe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nvarieties of recognized formal logics can be compared to the classic\nIndian tale of, "The Seven Blind Men", all arguing that\nthere is no elephant in the room because, in the country of the\nblind, acknowledging the existence of the elephant is considered bad\nfor business. Unfortunately, the race for AI is about to destabilize\nthe entire world economy, by exposing the simple fact that all of\ntheir formal logics fall apart in predictable ways, and only\nsuperficially reflect reality, which obeys yin-yang push-pull\ndynamics, that require sharing your words and playing nice on the\nplayground. For example, as a result it should be possible to produce\na modified version of classic logic and physics, that reflects\nobservations better than Newtonian mechanics and Relativity\nthemselves, and the same is true for any formal logic or metaphysics.\nTreating time as if it were merely a machine is the equivalent of\nburying your nose in the bark of a particular tree and, although it\nmay sometimes improve your overall accuracy and make money, its at\nthe cost of efficiency, and any ability to see the forest through the\ntrees, while the evidence suggests that what we require is a\nparadoxical formulation of the Lorentz Transformation expressed as\nthe emotional-logic of Intuitionistic mathematics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tUsing\nvague metaphors such as emotional-logic, its possible to catch at\nleast a glimpse of the overall symmetry of particle-wave duality,\nwhich classic logic oh so convently excludes, and possible to\ndemonstrate how classic logic inevitably falls apart, becoming either\ngrossly inefficient, or downright counterproductive, requiring\nsystems logics to describe what remains observable. Classic logic is\nexclusive but, according to the physical evidence, classic logic\ninevitably transforms into more inclusive, vague, and even\nparadoxical metaphors, sometimes humorous ones, requiring\nemotion-logic that can incorporate time as more background and\nobserver dependent. Additionally, suggesting that Boyle’s Law\ncan be extrapolated to express both thermodynamics and the laws of\nmotion, as a broader four fold self-organizing system that displays\nparticle-wave duality, and can be formulated as dimension squeezing\nwave mechanics. I try to squeeze a lot of simplified technobabble\ninto the next several paragraphs, so bear with me. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nthermodynamics, the precision with which it is possible to change the\nstate of something, such as bringing a pot of water to a boil,\nincreases in proportion to the energy required to change its state,\nwhich is just another way to say that the more humble anything\nbecomes, or the smaller the pot of water, the more efficient but,\nalso, the less accurate and more random behavior it will exhibit.\nAtoms and molecules are commonly thought of as changing rapidly in\nrandom ways, like a cartoon speeding up the action while, on the\nother hand, we perceive our macroscopic world and even the night sky\nas much less cartoonish and changing slower, reflecting how easy it\nis for us to make meaningful distinctions. Together, the two extremes\nexpress the parallax of one and the same, vague and explicit,\nparticle-wave duality that everything in nature shares, with\ncartoonish atoms and molecules combining to create the all too real\nconcrete beneath our feet, trading one extreme for another. The issue\nis not whether it is better to be vague or explicit, but that we\nrequire both in order to make such distinctions, and the two form\ntheir own context and content, making them ultimately\nindistinguishable. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAs\nwe shift our focus to smaller and larger contexts, you could say,\neach individual constantly squeezes different dimensions of reality\nand, in wave mechanics, what is a wave and what is an amplifier, what\nis the map and what is the territory, what is the greater context and\nwhat are its humble contents, what the hell is moving and what the\nfuck is not… always remains context dependent, as does whether we\neven perceive any waves or amplifiers to exist at all. In my opinion,\nwhether everything is relative just depends on who you ask, but\nmountains can be described as both slow moving waves, or as\namplifiers that determine local weather patterns, and if you live in\nthe path of landslides your concerns are somewhat different, from\nsomeone flying overhead in an airplane and hitting turbulence unless,\nof course, your particular mountain happens to be an active volcano!\nTidal waves travel largely under the surface, and you may not even\nnotice one until it hits the shore, while rogue waves are inverted\ntidal waves that can travel for hundreds of miles above the surface\nwithout collapsing, and whether you see one coming at you as a\nblessing or a curse just depends on the observer. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ntallest known mountain in the Solar system is the 50 mile high\nOlympus Mons, so tall that it sticks right out of the Martian\natmosphere altogether, but its grade is so shallow you would have to\nuse something like marbles, in order to figure out if you are walking\nuphill or downhill. Even whether a mountain exists at all, depends on\nthe observer and, from the point of view of an astronaut in orbit,\nthey all move faster than a speeding bullet. Every territory provides\nits own thermodynamic maps and, for example, a pot in which you boil\nwater will, in turn, eventually boil in the heart of a star, as the\nbroader context demands ever greater expanding contexts, which we\nmere mortals can perceive as expressing the overlapping symmetries,\nof four infantile root metaphors and rudimentary fractal patterns,\nwhich are repeated over vast scales and magnitudes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tGoldilocks\nruling the universe means that, for all practical purposes,\neverything has a changing symmetry, a measurable temperature, and an\nunfolding story, which it shares with the rest of the universe, while\nthe temperature of space-time is “just right”, and one\nway in which the identity of energy and information, space and time,\nsymmetry and asymmetry, temperature and motion can all be conflated,\nensuring that, 42 is as good an answer as anybody’s ever gonna get.\nEverything should also express Parallax and the Butterfly Effect,\nmore often than would be the case in a metaphysical universe and,\nstatistically speaking, there should be more results in physics and\nastronomy that are “just right" and, of course, these\nshould collectively tell the story of life in a Goldilocks universe.\nSoliton waves, such as phonons and rogue waves, can express nonlinear\neffects and the resilience of complex systems and, in this life, you\ntake harmony wherever you can get it, and work with what ya got,\nwhile the story of Goldilocks is now poised to redefine Numerology\nand Astrology forever, as requiring infantile mathematical comedy.\nWave mechanics are generally much easier to work with than\nalternative models, and extremely compatible with vague metaphors,\nwhile quantum criticality experiments have already established that\nnonlinear cascade effects, or crap rolling downhill, can be quantized\nand self-organizing. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRecently,\nan experiment revealed that, contrary to long held conventional\nwisdom, introducing the right aharmonic stochastic resonance, into\nany sensor, can make it much more sensitive than eliminating noise\naltogether. Suggesting that modern physics has largely ignored analog\nlogic and nonlinear effects, in favor of their idiotic common sense.\nA car with bad shocks bouncing up and down wildly is an example of\naharmonic stochastic resonance, and the difference in performance is\nnot tiny by any stretch of the imagination. Our televisions,\ncomputers, and cellphones should all be as much as 10,000x more\nefficient and, given the opportunity, Galileo might chastise them all\nfor being complete idiots, who should have figured this kind of crap\na century ago. The newest theory of quantum thermodynamics, indicates\nthat entropy has no demonstrable meaning outside of what is useful,\nfor each observer, meaning whether we consider aharmonic stochastic\nresonance to convey noise or meaningful content, also remains\ndependent on the observer. Simply using two inputs and outputs, that\nconflate the identity of what is noise and information, you can\nleverage better Monty Carlo statistics and quantum mechanics, and\nprove that "Garbage In, Garbage Out", remains observer and\ncontext dependent, and rewrite Von Neumann as a comedy-drama, that\ntrades efficiency for accuracy, and pies-in-the-face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tComplicating\nan already awkward situation, physicists have also discovered that\nquantum information obeys negative probabilities, and thermodynamic\nstochastic probabilities, and not Shannon entropy. Hinting that\nBohr’s legacy has been to lead the charge of the entire physics\ncommunity down the prime rose path to an enormous pie-in-the-face, in\njust about every way imaginable, and I can’t wait to see the\nexpressions on their faces when they figure it out, because its not\neven remotely like the way they’ve been trained to think, and\nI’ve anticipated this day for decades… With any luck, I’m hoping\nsome of the idiots will read this, become incensed, then gag on their\nown crap when the truth comes out. Until then, it also means Boyle’s\nLaw should express the symmetry of the four infantile root metaphors,\nor subsets of emotional-logic, that can be used to describe how the\nstrong equivalences, of General Relativity, humorously transform into\nincredibly vague Bullshit Fuzzy Logic, displaying both organic and\nmechanical behavior and, ironically, making more sense out of quantum\nmechanics, and the Simultaneity Paradox of Relativity, as both\nreflecting our own mortal fallibility. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThat’s\na lot of technobabble, but it Boyle’s down to essentially, “I\nstink, therefore I am a miracle of life, while Descartes did some of\nhis best thinking on the toilet!” As absurd as that might\nsound, and easy to dismiss as entirely meaningless, what this entire\nbook carefully illustrates, in great detail, with its Bullshit Fuzzy\nLogic and incredibly vague cloying metaphors, is how a context\nwithout any meaningful content is a demonstrable contradiction. You\ncan protest all you want and claim that some things are entirely\nmeaningless but, the harder you protest, the more meaning you lend\nanything, and the more frequently the greater context, in any given\nsituation, will determine the identity of its own contents, often in\nthe form of a cheerful pie-in-the-face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\ncentury of empirical evidence all indicates that modern science is\nabout to destroy modern science, possibly with the latest and\ngreatest technology they invent, while protesting the entire time\nthat jokes, dictionaries, and magic are all meaningless nonsense, and\nonly logic and reason can save us from ourselves. Which is also why\neverything on the smallest and largest of scales can be considered\nself-organizing around what’s missing from this picture.\nIncluding the ongoing stupidity of the physics community which,\nnonetheless, should eventually redefine the modern sciences by\nstatistically establishing that, despite centuries of evidence to\ncontrary, "In a Goldilocks universe, shit happens and crap rolls\ndownhill, but only because the most interesting things always grow\nout of manure…"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAny\nclaims that God has no sense of humor, or that life is entirely\nmeaningless, are now being challenged by a century of discoveries, in\nboth the physical and cognitive sciences, whether they wanna\nchallenge them or not! One electron is entirely random, while a few\ntrillion of them are incredibly predictable, and the two extremes\ncombined express the harmony of the paradox of our existence, shit\nhappening, synchronicity, or what physicists call quantum\nentanglement: Where futures past converge within the all encompassing\nnexus, of the timeless ever present moment, and what happens in Vegas\nstays in Vegas, which usually only lasts about 30 seconds if you are\nlucky anyway, and is never to be confused with a senior moment.\nEinstein famously said, “Imagination is more important than\nknowledge” and, ironically, shit always happening is why\nimagination remains oh so much more important, thus, ensuring both\nthe reproduction of the species, and that wonder remains the\nbeginning of all wisdom. Whenever our lives might become totally\noverwhelming, and nothing seems to make a damned bit of sense, what\nwe do not know and cannot know can easily garner all of our remaining\nattention and, much more frequently, can make all the difference in\nthe world, especially when examining the Big Picture, whenever the\nlight bulb suddenly comes on, or not, while photons provide one of\nthe better documented examples in physics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPhotons\nquantum tunnel in under two atto-seconds, or billionths of billionths\nof a second, and are almost instantly absorbed and emitted by\nelectrons, but photons have no discernible identity of their own, and\nare merely identified by their mysterious ability to convey energy\nand information, faster than anything else, and with perfect fidelity\nand efficiency. As if photons were actually the invisible messengers\nof the Gods, or the Road Runner that no camera or coyote can capture.\nField Theory describes them as incredibly vague ripples in “fields”\nrelated to Einstein’s rubber sheets, but if either the fields\nor the photons have any properties of their own, independent of the\nenergy and information they convey, nobody has been able to measure\nthem. Mathematically speaking, photons appear to experience\nisomorphic space-time, where neither time nor distance has any\nmeaning, making photons a humanly inconceivable mathematical\nabstraction, as if they represent Platonic Ideals, while space-time\nitself is the exact opposite, and has a temperature, and is expanding\nWillie Nellie, like a four dimensional pot of boiling water, but\nnobody has ever directly measured the Elysian Fields of Dreams,\nvirtual particles, or any properties of photons themselves, and the\ntemperature of space-time is not what the Standard Theory suggests…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\ngeneral, the more humble anything becomes, the more hollow, tiny,\nround, featureless, characterless, bland, tasteless, dull, trivial,\ninsignificant, out of style, easily overlooked, easily lost, easily\ndismissed, and just as quickly forgotten, the more efficient anything\ncan become at conveying light, heat, energy, and information, which\nis also how any humble pie-in-the-face works! Enigmatic shy photons\nseem to obey Maxwell’s equations, and electromagnetism has\nproven to be proportional to temperature, which is a measure of\ncollective behavior, just as magnetism is a measure of collective\nbehavior, so you could say the circumference of a black hole’s\nevent horizon modestly describes its temperature and charge as\nproportional, or “just right” for its mass.\nUnceremoniously, the principle of identity vanishes entirely down the\ngravity well, along with any photons looking for some action in the\nnext universe, as if someone had flushed the toilet, and resembling\nthe Big Bang itself having no apparent original cause. Similarly,\nphotons are so enigmatic, that their mathematics and experiments\nimply they could possibly be indistinguishable from the same shadows\nthey cast, indicating that they’re almost entirely background or\ncontext dependent for any kind of demonstrable identity, and can\nnonsensically be described as simultaneously random and fated. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWith\nthe exception of their shared proportions, neither mass, charge,\ntemperature, nor inertia provides any sort of superior reference\npoint for how to measure each other, by international standards,\nwhile with event horizons, gravity, virtual particles, and photons,\neach observer must decide for themselves whether there is anything\nthere at all! Black holes can be considered proof that shit keeps\nhappening and crap rolls downhill, but only because the most\ninteresting things always grow out of manure. Event horizons\nthemselves have no apparent cause, because the surprises never do\nstop coming in a Goldilocks universe, where anything can be\nconsidered a humble-pie-in-the-face, and, sometimes, shit happens and\nevents may occasionally appear to justify themselves. Frequently\nthought of as the universe’s heat pumps that spread all the\nlove around, the Big Bang being just right, means you should be able\nto use a toilet for a model as well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSwearing\nthat he never did drugs, while pounding down a beer in a local bar,\nFrank Zappa famously sang, “You are what you is, and that’s\nall it tis!” Empty space isn’t totally empty, but its\nempty enough and transparent enough that, theoretically, light can\ncross the entire universe, from the Big Bang to the Big Crunch, and\nnever notice anything happened. Energy and information that never\nchange, go everywhere and nowhere conveyed by anonymous photons that\nICE is still searching for, and which accomplish everything and\nnothing over a single instant spanning all of eternity, could\npossibly be a Zen koan, politically motivated, reality TV, or\n“Particle Man”, the newest Marvel Superhero! Even\nassuming they are all red-shifted to nothing, their inertia still\nimpacts the expansion of the universe, as if they represented the\ninvisible hand of God, hiding in plain sight. However, time behaving\nrandomly, or more often appearing to flow backwards to normalize the\npast, would eliminate just such unfathomable metaphysical and\nconceptual extremes, but at the cost of everything progressively\nbecoming indeterminate, at extreme scales and magnitudes, including\nthe past and the future. For example, whether the universe ends in a\nBig Crunch or a Heat Death would remain a mystery, and the further\nour telescopes manage to peer into the universe the more organic,\nmagical, and downright inexplicable and unidentifiable everything we\nobserve should become, as if, even from above the earth’s\natmosphere, the stars are literally winking down upon us, urging us\never onward and higher, like the damned Cheshire Cat grinning and\ntwitching its tail!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhen\nabsorbed, photons become indistinguishable from the rest mass of the\nelectron because, other than being humble enough to convey energy and\ninformation from point A to point B, the photon has no known\nindependent identity of its own. If photons have an independent\nidentity, it is faster than a speeding bullet and nobody in the\nTwilight Zone can get a decent photograph of their license plates,\nwhile the gravity and inertia of massive bodies are merely identified\nas occupying the geometric center of the body, as if they were\nunidentifiable singularities, or the Finnish researchers had waved\ntheir magic wand again. The mathematics suggest photons have inertial\nmass, and not rest mass, but the rest mass of an electron is over a\nthousand times greater, and we know the math doesn’t describe\neverything, meaning that its impossible to say if photons are\nactually composed of rest mass or pure energy, since nobody has ever\nbeen able to clearly identity either photons or rest mass. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tField\ntheory remains our most useful mathematical description of them, but\nis also the most incredibly vague and abstract, and nobody can\nidentify either photons or mass clearly, with mass coming in more\nthan one quantum variety, and Relativistic Chemistry now appearing\npoised to rewrite all of the textbooks. Consequently, it is possible\nto produce photonic-matter in the laboratory that resembles both, as\nif they form a spectrum, and physicists are still discovering other\nunique forms of matter, that nobody predicted in their newly\nestablished model of 500 states of matter. To the dismay of\nphysicists everywhere, over the last few decades, it has started to\nbecome painfully obvious that mass, energy, and the entire particle\nzoo, all melt into one another like a Jackson Pollock painting, when\nphysicists would much rather prefer to play with Legos than finger\npaints, and what we require for a better perspective, is for Captain\nNemo to undertake a Fantastic Voyage, in a nanoscopic Yellow\nSubmarine, while I feel certain the French are already secretly\npreparing a ship, and soliciting volunteers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nmysterious action-at-a-distance of gravity, and the inconceivable\nevent horizon of a black hole, suddenly make a great deal more sense,\nonce you realize every single model is wrong, every single theory\nleads to a dead-end, every branch of the sciences has steadily\npainted themselves into their own distinctive corner of "Theoretical\nLimbo", with no real hope of ever reconciling their differences,\nwhile nobody can even identify humble photons or mass, with one\nphysicist I know comparing quanta to “Pixies With Attitude!”\nRecently, as if the pixies or mama nature were tweaking their noses,\nresearchers discovered that one type of quasi particle has the exact\nsame properties as an electron, and you can choose which one to call\nthe real electron, while others have shown that light can form its\nown version of matter. If light only travels at one speed in a\nvacuum, it appears that massive bodies move independently slower than\nlight, while collectively moving faster than light, indicating that\neach observer must always decide for themselves whether anything is\nrandom or fated, energy or information, because bullshit is all we\nare ever going to get in the final analysis. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tConsequently,\nthe mathematics for quantum mechanics should prove to be context\ndependent, and equally accurate and precise, whether you assume that\neverything is random or fated. Explaining why Relativity is roughly\nas accurate as quantum mechanics are precise, as the result of the\ntwo theories combined expressing particle-wave duality, and\nsuggesting that 42 is as good as it gets. Conceivably, gravity’s\nmysterious action-at-a-distance, reflects the faster than light\ncollective motions of mass and inertia, and the reason we see the\nother half of the universe accelerating away from us, faster than\nlight, is due to Dimension Squeezing causing motion to become\nprogressively indistinguishable from radiant heat, and context\ndependent for its identity, depending on how extreme the scale or\nmagnitude. Continuously emitting virtual particles, space-time itself\ninevitably becomes indistinguishable from a radioactive radiator, and\nwhat is hot and cold, local and nonlocal, context and content,\nbecomes a matter of opinion, and is enough to make Zeno give up\nphilosophy altogether, watching quanta teleport all over the place.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tGravity\nappears to conflate the identity of heat and motion, explaining why\nthe speed of light is the speed limit in a vacuum, and why absolute\nzero temperature is impossible, as simply reflecting how everything\ninevitably displays the same explicit energy, and vague information,\nof particle-wave duality. Just as absolute zero temperature is the\nexplicit lower limit for how cold anything can get, the speed of\nlight vaguely represents how hot anything can get, relative to the\nrest of the universe, while scales and magnitudes determine whether\nwe perceive anything as an independent moving body, that obeys the\narrow of time, or as raw energy that, for all practical purposes,\nmerely expresses a temperature. We can’t really imagine God\ncreating a rock so big that even he can’t pick it up and,\napparently, we cannot imagine, much less measure, anything in our\nuniverse that is either too hot or too cold, too fast or too slow,\ntoo big or too small. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOn\nan urgent mission to find new sources of Latex and Spandex, for an\nupcoming Federation Celebration, upon exploring the, as yet,\nUncharted Depths of the Disturbingly Disruptive, Deplorably\nDegenerate and, altogether too frequently, Foolishly Fatuous, and\nFraudulently Flatulent, Far Fetched Side of the Universe,\nnonetheless, even when moving at Warp 9, the USS Enterprise is just\nanother blip in the Cosmic Microwave Background on your late night TV\nscreen, so do not attempt to adjust the picture. Tone deaf,\nstarry-eyed, insomniac radio astronomers, who’re all romantics and\ndevise their own limericks, instead of attempting to sing, have\ndiscovered that the Fine Structure Constant increases slightly in one\ndirection, and decreases when they point their telescopes in the\nopposite direction, even when they’re sober! Which is quite likely\namong the first serious hints that everything inevitably displays the\nsymmetry of particle-wave duality, including the physical constants.\nAnd, that what we are documenting is a universal recursion in the\nprinciple of identity, for which the planned LISA gravity wave\ntelescope may provide much more compelling evidence…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHalf\nof everything ultimately turning out to be random, inexplicable,\nThree Stooges slapstick, just right, or composed of the Elysian\nFields of Dreams, Rubber Sheets, or Ping Pong Balls depending on who\nyou ask, means the identity of what is moving and what is actually\ncausing everything to move, what is the specific cause we can blame\nand what might be repercussions, must be conflated in extreme\nsituations. The gravity and inertia of massive bodies can therefore\nbe described as, quite possibly, explicit localized manifestations of\nthe same inexplicable ability of unidentifiable humble photons to,\nmysteriously defy the passage of time and the endless depths of\nspace, conveying energy and information with perfect fidelity and\n100% efficiency. Existence as we know it could all be done with blue\nsmoke and mirrors, or invisible pixies but, mathematically speaking\nagain, photons don’t appear to experience our universe as\nchanging unless they occupy matter, while matter doesn’t seem\nto change without the energy and information that photons convey,\nbegging the question as to whether anything is actually changing or\nfated, united or divided, unionized pixies or blue smoke and mirrors.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDue\nto all of our theories requiring higher dimensions, and photons not\nexperiencing the passage of time, or having any sort of clear\nidentity of their own, whether photons are actually moving at all, or\nthe rest of the universe revolves around photons in higher\ndimensions, becomes entirely a matter of opinion! Note that photons\nresemble common viruses, which are incredibly tiny, and biologists\nonly consider them to be alive when they occupy a living host, as if\nphotons are so humble and efficient, we can only observe them in\naction, when they pay it forward, like Don Juan Casanova, suggesting\nphotons could be composed of quantized time itself, or Elvis has left\nthe building faster than his pistols. Viruses are commonly thought of\nas diseases, but are utterly dependent on other organisms for their\nown evolution, and are also crucial to the continuing evolution of\neverything else on the planet, as if viruses are similar to photons,\nand don’t just cause sunburn, and are actually working in the\nbackground to make life as we know it possible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWater\nBears are another tiny critter, little Mighty Mites, commonly found\nworking in the background to make life as we know it possible.\nThey’re extremely resilient, and can curl up and hibernate, and even\nsurvive in the vacuum of space for short periods but, shooting them\nat targets has confirmed that they could never survive re-entry from\norbit. So, those of us with allergies can all sleep better at night,\nknowing we’re safe from an invasion of, "Exploding Bear Mites\nFrom Space!" However, when one was discovered frozen in the\nAntarctic and dated at a million years old, it started jumping around\nwhen they thawed it out, begging the question of whether a virus can\nstill be considered alive when it occupies a "Frozen Bear Mite\nFrom Space", and whether Schrodinger’s Cat requires\nrefrigeration, and a flea collar. Likewise, the extreme anonymity of\ngravity resembles that of photons which occupy space, but don’t\nexperience the passage of time, and don’t seem to possess any\nkind of clear independent spatial identity of their own, implying\ninertia may be a distortion of gravity, or folded space-time but,\npast a certain point, you just have to decide for yourself what is\nspace and what is time, hot or cold, bearable or unbearable…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCurrent\ntheories all suggest photons convey the forces of nature, but whether\nphotons themselves are actually particles, or an unrecognized force\nof nature, remains a matter of opinion, when nobody has actually\nmeasured photons themselves, and the more things change, the more\nthey stay the same, trading explicit random energy, for incredibly\nvague and implicit information because, of course, mama nature just\nloves to tease everyone. Physicists have searched for a fifth\nsuperforce that combines them or, "One Ring To Bind Them All!"\nAnd, photons appear to be a candidate, but only because nobody can\nidentify them clearly, and playing chameleon is possibly another of\nthe accomplishments of the pixies, who are currently working off\nBroadway. More importantly for the rest of us, the clearer any\ndistinctions anybody can draw between gravity and inertia, space and\ntime, energy and information, the slower and more inefficient\neverything and everyone around us becomes in specific ways, yet,\neverything still obeys the same bizarre, self-organizing and\nself-correcting, Bullshit Fuzzy Logic that, somehow, appears to\nmagically transcend space and time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAt\nthe bottom of the thermometer scale, inside the tiniest quiet pond,\nthat still remains easily observable in the laboratory, hovering at\njust a few scant degrees above absolute zero, the Quantum Zeno Effect\ncan be seen in a watched pot of entangled quanta, that will never\nboil or change in any way whatsoever, so long as you keep peeking at\nit, at just the right moment. As if God is playing peek-a-boo with\nour heads or, perhaps, time passes differently for every observer,\nand each of us occupies our own Spooky Twilight Zone Spacy-Time Zone,\nbut its so subtle hardly anybody ever notices, or nobody ever\nbelieves them. Normally, quanta never cease zipping all over the\nplace, as if playing dead is the best the pixies can manage for any\nlength of time but, due to union rules, they demand you tell them a\nbedtime story, or they won’t go to sleep. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEntangled\nquanta painfully demonstrate how time can be observed flowing\nbackwards, to normalize a metaphysical extreme, while changing the\npast measurably for even outside observers, by trading explicit\nlocalized energy, for incredibly vague information about reality as\nwe know it. The ability to stop time altogether, in a given location,\nis the ability to change the past measurably, and implies that the\nBig Picture, or the greater context in any given situation, somehow,\nultimately determines the identity of its own contents. Explaining\nwhy entangled quanta are normally so exquisitely sensitive to the\nslightest outside disturbance, as the result of their being largely\nbackground dependent, ensuring the pies-in-the-face never do stop\ncoming, and can assume infinite dimensions…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nmicron sized polystyrene bead, suspended above a heat sink by optical\ntweezers, or peepers, was used to demonstrate how time can be\nobserved flowing backwards, on macroscopic scales, suggesting that\nthe arrow of time, temperature, and efficiency, all scale along with\nthe complexity of whatever the hell is being observed. Schrodinger’s\nCat would have a better chance of being caught indiscreetly flaunting\nthe fact that it is simultaneously dead and alive, and both socially\nacceptable and unacceptable, if it were the size of a subatomic\nparticle and around absolute zero temperature, only because the\nextreme context can more easily appear to magically determine the\nidentity of its own barely measurable contents. Similar to a context\ndependent gestalt where, no matter how closely we examine anything,\nwe ourselves must always decide whether the context even has any\nmeaningful content, while the cat can be considered paradoxically\nalready dead and alive, or entangled with the universe, on vacation\nfrom reality, and grinning from ear to ear like the Cheshire Cat.\nReminding us all, that we are ever so much greater and, oh so much\nmore humble, than many among us will ever care to imagine.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAn\nanalogy would be that everything looks increasingly fractal and\npixelated at smaller scales and lower temperatures, simply because\nthere is less information to be gleaned about their individual\nidentities and, as a result, everything more conspicuously displays\nthe Two Faces of Janus, or the Face of God whom none may look upon\nand remember in all his glory. Normally, we think of objects as\nhaving fairly clear independent identities of their own, but a black\nhole is a macroscopic example of an object with a minimalistic\nidentity, with the result that its event horizon can’t even be\nlabeled as a “surface”, never requires dusting, and\nremains humanly inconceivable as anything more than a fantasy, or a\nvague abstraction, making it comparable to the Face of God. Many have\nsuggested that everything is made of black holes, but that doesn’t\nexplain any better what black holes, photons, virtual particles,\nevent horizons, or space-time is actually made of, and it doesn’t\naccount for why nothing makes any damned sense, when viewed in\nextreme contexts… Except to suggest once again, that what we are\ndocumenting is a universal recursion in the principle of identity\nand, as physicists like to say, “It’s Turtles All The Way\nDown Baby!” Dr Seuss was right all along! And, the more\ngeometric or causal our models have become on the smallest of scales,\nthe more they resemble garbage, noise, or a black hole evaporating,\nas if information itself is vanishing down the rabbit hole, and\nSchrodinger’s Cat was the Cat in the Hat all along, and secretly in\nleague with the Pixies on union business!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBlack\nholes are holes in space that don’t have a specific shape and,\nits believed, two black holes will sort of morph into one another\nlike so much invisible Jell-O poured into a four dimensional mold, or\n“The Blob That Ate NYC!” We can still say a black hole\nis more or less round, but nobody can prove it, and they could all be\nBorg Cubes for all I know while, without a clear shape or even a\nsurface, its difficult to describe black holes as being independent\nobjects, when they act more like a force of nature, created by alien\ninvaders from the ninth dimension, no doubt, as a convenient way to\nassimilate the Borg, for Latex and Spandex, they can sell on the\nblack market. If anything, its easy to see how black holes are\nlargely background dependent for their very identity, and\noutrageously efficient, just as even more enigmatic photons are 100%\nefficient. Using round wheels makes our cars go downhill faster, and\nwheels all tend to look the same, and the most boring wheels are the\nmost efficient ones but, in a black hole, wheels just slow you down,\nand photons are as fast as it gets, due to union rules again. With\nblack holes, you can measure how a given volume of space can be\ntraded for efficiency, without violating union rules. Time stops\nentirely for photons, ensuring they always reach their destination\nahead of time, and can relate to the event horizons of black holes,\nwhich embody their union motto, "What Comes Around, Goes\nAround!" Making black holes that consume mass and energy\ndifficult to ignore yet, when lost in the vast empty regions of\nspace, where its difficult to unionize, also extremely difficult to\ndetect, as they hover around the same temperature as the vacuum of\nspace itself, which is the only bullshit left available to hide\nbehind. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLost\nIn Space, Black Holes Ain’t Nothing But Mud Holes! Rather than\nfreeing up space and eliminating unwanted dead weight, black holes\nare holes without any geometry, yet they can add unwanted weight and\ntake up space. In a black hole, or a mud hole, you always have too\nmuch time and space on your hands, making them simultaneously\nsomething and nothing, quite useful and totally useless, and as\ndramatic and humble as it gets, a profound irreconcilable mystery,\nthat might inspire the nightmares and visions of dieters, sinners,\nand saints alike, and a cosmic joke of the Goldilocks Principle of\nMurphy’s Law variety. Their low entropy, or lack of clearly\nidentifiable content, causes them to resemble the monsters in our\nclosets, the same way our own shadow might creep us out or make us\nlaugh hysterically. Kids ask me about black holes all the time, but\nthey’re always disappointed when I tell them, comprehending the\nmany deeper mysteries of black holes, requires working on your sense\nof humor and, theoretically, there’s a punch line in there\nsomewhere…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMuddy\nwaters cannot hide, the spark within that cannot die, for the shadow\nyet remains but the memory of the eternal light, even in a vacuum.\n(Duh!) What ordinarily makes perfect sense, can make no damned sense\nwhatsoever when viewed in extreme metaphysical contexts, while the\nmore vague, tautological, self-contradictory, and reliant upon\nsymmetry alone, that all of our more advanced mathematics, logic,\ngeometry, and physics have become, the more outrageously efficient\nand widely applicable as well. Illustrating how energy and\ninformation constantly exchange identities, empowering the greater\ncontext to determine how efficient anything we observe becomes,\nincluding any Institutionalized Three Stooges slapstick. Quantum\nMechanics are incredibly reliable, but only for calculating quantum\nmechanics, and I wouldn’t attempt to use them for cooking dinner if\nyou’re in a hurry while, being so simple, Three Stooges slapstick can\neasily be applied to almost any situation, but always remain every\nbit as context dependent for their reliability. Particle-wave duality\ncan be considered evidence that synergy and syntropy are indivisible\nyin and yang, expressing how scales and magnitudes transform into one\nanother, sometimes dramatically… while quantum entanglement can be\ndescribed as the “Creative Harmony”, or the “Ground\nState”, of the universe’s continuing expansion, the magic\nof life itself, or what Leibniz described as the "Life-Force"\nof the universe, what more fatalistic Relativity describes as the\n"Simultaneity Paradox", and the Taoists call Wu Wei Wu and\nChi, or Chinese for, "What’s Missing From This Picture."<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNeither\na random, backwards, or fated universe makes more than the most\nsuperficial abstract sense, suggesting that the self-evident arrow of\ntime is merely what we can wrap our heads around by default and,\nagain, that the arrow of time is simply an issue of scales and\nmagnitudes. Conceivably, no different from the fact that Kansas, for\nexample, has proven to actually be the flattest place on earth, but\nthe higher we go the more our normally dull, flat, black-and-white\nappearing Kansas, and the inexorable ticking of the clock,\nprogressively reveal themselves to be just more mainstream mass media\nhype and misinformation, as colors all suddenly become brighter, and\neverything starts to look strange! For all practical purposes, we\nmight as well be the ants climbing the Empire State building, and\narguing over whether we took a wrong turn somewhere. According to the\nmathematics, the arrow of time we normally perceive could be an\nentirely local phenomena, that reflects our own mortal fallibility,\nand our inability to every make any more fucking sense, out of the\nBig Picture and, although time may occasionally appear to behave\nstrangely, normally we can only really appreciate it flowing forward.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tUp\nAhead At The Sign Post, once again its the Disturbingly Disruptive,\nDeplorably Degenerate and, Frequently, Fatuously and Fraudulently\nFlatulent Far Fetched Side of the Universe, which has its own, very\nexclusive, residential time zone. Their phone numbers are all\nunlisted, their addresses aren’t on any of your maps, a gated\ncommunity, by invitation only, return to sender, address unknown,\nwhere Rindler horizons are revealed to be singularities from another\ndimension, carelessly strung across the far flung distant horizon,\nalong with all of your luggage, Life in the Fast Lane, where instant\nnoodles just aren’t fast enough, Lost in Space, in the Land Before\nTime where the more things change, the more they stay the same,\nsomewhere in the Spooky Twilight Zone Spacy-Time Zone, Beyond The\nOtter Limits! Where, like the past and the future, everything is\nsomehow mysteriously and inexplicably related to our own zip-code,\narea-code, and spacy-time zone here on earth, but in spooky ways that\ncan defy all imagination, so do not attempt to adjust the picture.\nProviding a simple explanation, if you want to call it that, for why\nboth fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics apply to just about everything\nin existence, and why tools such as renormalization and Feynman\ndiagrams are so unreasonably effective.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTime\nis the fountain source of all the myriad good things, but time alone\ncan bring a black hole to its knees, for the time is never quite what\nthe hell you think it is, until that time rolls round again, and\ninformation appearing to flow backwards in time can be compared to\nthe “Ah Hah!” moment of recognition, or what many of my\nfriends refer to tongue-in-cheek as, “Pattern matching rules\nthe universe!”(Duh!) Whenever you might happen to finish\nassembling enough pieces to any puzzle to make more sense out of the\nBig Picture, and the light bulb finally comes on, or not. We can\nretrodict and justify our causal perspectives retrospectively, only\nbecause life really does make almost as much sense as it doesn’t,\nmaking 90% of this game half-mental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhich,\nunderstandably, might sound rather confusing to some, including Yogi\nBerra and Goldilocks themselves, but can be summed up as the laws of\nphysics reflect our own mortal fallibility, and obey the metaphor\nthat, although 42 might be as good an explanation as anyone is ever\ngoing to get, nevertheless, it still never has made a lick of sense,\nto merely assume that nothing makes any damned sense! Just because 42\nmight happen to be as good an answer as modern science fiction will\never get, doesn’t mean a better explanation doesn’t\nexist, or whatever explanations happen to work for publishers will\nsuddenly stop working. All it means that, in some situations, it can\nbecome more or less pragmatic to assume we’ll never get a\nbetter explanation, however, if life were merely a pragmatic affair,\nnobody would ever have children! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLife\nobviously requires both love and a sense of humor, so you might as\nwell laugh more often, because the greater truth is humanly\ninconceivable and, sometimes, quite painful, without both and,\nlikewise, our universe appears to be both mechanical and organic,\nmasculine and feminine, without ever having to make a damned bit of\nsense to anyone, much less, extremely confused hermaphrodites and the\nandrogynous. The greater truth, or the Face of God, is the\nself-evident truth, that progressively reveals itself to be the\ngreater context, which determines the identity of its own contents,\nsometimes in humanly incomprehensible ways, which are best left\nunknown, but which inevitably display the symmetry of a\nself-organizing systems logic, in which the truth may only be shared.\nAs if everything in existence resembles the initial creative impetus\nof the Big Bang, and is compelled to pay it forward, whether ya wanna\npay it forward, whether you want to or not, because its union rules.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tForever\nfreedom remains all of humanity’s fate, and still doesn’t come cheap,\nbecause enduring freedom can only be given away, to others first, and\ncan’t be avoided anymore than death and taxes without paying severe\npenalties so, Get Over It Already! The devil’s greatest lie was\nconvincing himself he had not become a mindless slave to his own\nmental masturbation, consisting of extreme hate and anger for\neverything, making sympathy for the devil difficult, when there’s\nnobody home but us chickens! By who you hate, by this are you truly\nknown, while freedom is never to be confused with a lynch mob of\ncompulsive liars, which are not recognized by the unions, and who can\nnever forget who it is they hate. It is the sound and the fury,\nsignifying nothing, according to the unions, for on the playground of\nlife, only we can set our minds and hearts free, by choosing to pay\nit forward sucker, knowing just how bad the alternatives can suck!\nEither you promote tolerance, or the meaningless rhetoric of lynch\nmobs, leaving the only real remaining question, just how each might\npay their union dues, and choose to pay it forward for themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEbeneezer\nScrooge need Tiny Tim every bit as much as he needed him, for only\nthey could choose to free one another from their shackles, to soar\nwith the eagles. For us to be all that we can be, each must first set\ntheir mind and heart free and, if time normally flows like a river,\nits because time alone always pays it forward suckers, ensuring that\neach must ditch any unnecessary baggage weighing them down, help one\nanother keep their heads above water, swim with the current, and go\nwith the flow more often, or pay the price, with considerable\ninterest! Stepping into the same river twice is seldom a pressing\nissue unless, of course, you are violating union rules again, and\nabout to drown in the same river twice! Our subconscious may be\ncapable of appreciating time appearing to humorously flow backwards,\nor stopping altogether, but it is our conscious mind is what we\nnormally use to make more sense out of the chaos, by focusing in upon\nthe smallest, and busiest, pond while, the symmetry and harmony,\nbetween the causal and acausal perspectives, is what actually remains\nhumanly appreciable. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIts\neasy enough to think of time as possibly flowing backwards in\nspecific ways, creating tiny tiny local eddies in the river of time,\nsuch as gravity magically holding us on the ground and magnets\ninexplicably defying gravity, without expending any energy, whenever\nwe stick a few on our refrigerator door. Such tiny eddies normally\nhave no real impact on the overall flow of the river but, whenever\ntime is viewed as more organic, eddies in time must inevitably pay it\nforward, with their collective behavior more often displaying the\nButterfly Effect, hinting that the greater context will inevitably\ndetermine its own contents, and pies-in-the-face are coming. For its\npart, inertia acts selfishly, either moving at the speed of light, or\nresisting moving as if it were a singularity, struggling to move at a\nsingle speed, or constantly attempting to move in straight lines, but\ncan be thought of as energy from the past being conveyed into the\npresent because, of course, a present without any sort of past\nwhatsoever, Makes No Fucking Sense Whatsoever, while gravity can be\nmodeled as information from the future, dramatically normalizing\ninertia in the present.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThus,\nensuring that inertia can never be too great or too small, too hot or\ntoo cold, and that nothing can ever move in either perfectly straight\nlines or perfect circle jerks, and the overall entropy, temperature,\nand inertial expansion of the universe remains just right for every\nobserver, which should also reflect the theoretical limits for data\ncompression, and union rules again. Every observer is equally\nprivileged, thank you very much and, approaching the speed of light,\nthe overall temperature of the universe would appear to be just\nright, but hotter and easier to measure accurately in front of us,\nwith our future becoming all the more certain by the moment while,\nleaving the solar system in the far flung distance behind us, our\nconnection to our past becomes increasingly tenuous, cold, vague,\nsweeping, all encompassing, ethereal, and dream-like, once over any\nspace sickness, as space-time itself slowly expands and bends around\nour ship. The earth and solar system would become increasingly vague,\nas they simultaneously shrink in the distance, yet expand to fill\nmore of our view from behind our ship. As though reluctant to allow\nus to leave them behind altogether, and pleading with us to return\nhome once again, just before our rocket-ship explodes like fireworks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNormally\nwe think of infinity as a simple horizon that blurs in the distance,\nbut a Dyson Sphere can be considered a horizon that might as well be\ninfinite, if you don’t have GPS, and are another tiny ant who took a\nwrong turn somewhere. Examining either the Big Picture or the Little\nPicture, our universe appears to have at least four dimensions, which\nmeans that gravity’s magical dancing-action-at-a-distance with\ninertia, and the existence of particle-wave duality, can also be\nthought of as quantized versions of staring into infinity and hearing\nthe heavily choir sing. Where there are always more complex questions\nto be asked than coherent answers, which are all deeply and profound\nmeaningful questions, such as, "What the hell was that?"\nand everything else blurs into a complex multifractal, representing\nwhat remains humanly appreciable, the more details you add. It turns\nout that Pi, or the Golden Ratio, isn’t totally random after all, and\nexpresses just such a multidimensional multifractal equation,\nsuggesting that Pi-R-Squared in higher dimensions, and the Golden\nRatio is "just right" for Life, the Universe, and\nEverything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nUmbral Moonshine Conjecture has been established, making it\ntheoretically possible to measure infinity in the real world, and a\nuniversal recursion in the principle of identity would ensure that,\ninexplicably, everything they measure, including any mathematics they\ncare to use, will eventually turn out to be infinite in some regard.\nThe Big Bang and Dark Energy can be thought of as staring into\ninfinity in four or more dimensions, and not necessarily representing\nthe actual origin of the universe but, rather, simply the limits of\nour own mortal fallibility, and just how stupid our questions can\nbecome. We can’t imagine a universe that didn’t have a\nbeginning, and makes no damned sense, but we also can’t imagine\neternity, or what might have come before the origin of time, as\nanything more than a vague abstraction so, of course, mama nature\ngenerously offers us our choice. Fairytale stories all go something\nlike, "It was Long, Long Ago, in a Galaxy Far, Far Away, in the\nLand Before Time", where Yogi Berra’s originally from, and where\ncosmologists can still earn a living to this day by quantifying how\nmany angels can dance on the head of a pin, but with the precision of\nquantum mechanics, assuming someone has already told them the stories\nof Goldilocks, Murphy, and Stone Soup.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPast\na certain point, each observer must simply decide for themselves\nwhether anything they observe has any real damned meaning, and\nparticle-wave duality can be thought of as expressing the limits of\nhuman comprehension and awareness where, inevitably, we have no\nchoice but to either laugh or take everything on faith alone or,\naccording to union rules, run in circles screaming, "The Sky Is\nFalling!" The universe expressing particle-wave duality in\neverything, can also be compared to the delightful laughter of God\nechoing in the void, or the harmony, music, humor, and beauty of\nnature and the Collective Unconscious. The One Truth which never\nfails to lend everything meaning, precisely because it is the\nself-evident truth, which is so humble widely recognized by the\nunions, it can only be shared.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\nmost practical purposes, information flowing backwards in time, can\nbe considered merely another easy way in which to make more sense out\nof unions, and the chaos that can ensue, whenever the principle of\nidentity suddenly vanishes down the nearest convenient rabbit hole,\nor toilet of your personal preference. Of course, due to everything\nexpressing particle-wave duality which, once again, is evident in the\ncollective unionized behavior of mass and energy. The humble\nefficiency of gravity is what makes the elegant simplicity of a\nrainbow possible and, like a rainbow in the sky, particle-wave\nduality can often be appreciated as yet another union reminder of the\nmany splendors of nature, and that we can always focus on reality,\nbut reality only has meaning within the broader context of sharing\nour dreams as part of humanity, and the ever greater unionized\nuniverse, while the two will occasionally appear to transform into\none another, as if by magic or, sometimes, just don’t go there, due\nto inclimate weather.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCaptivated\nonce again, upon peering intently into the brumous cryptic depths of\nthe ever flocculent evanescent, Milky Way Galaxy, brilliantly\nilluminating the entire night sky, a lucky few amongst us may\nliterally become “One” with the universe, and boldly go\nwhere none has gone before, whilst falling on our ass reminds us in\nno uncertain terms, that we still have to decide for ourselves what\nthat means, if anything… or not. But, some may decide it means they\nneed to ask the cook to make them "One With Everything".\nTheoretically, everything in existence should express an outrageously\ncomplex multidimensional four and five fold multifractal symmetry, or\nasymmetrical-symmetry, resembling a sphincter, that makes the\nCheshire Cat go cross-eyed, and which is currently being documented\nin condensed matter physics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPhase\ntransitions, such as a pot of boiling water and diarrhea, appear to\nrequire symmetry between long and short range forces, while nonlinear\neffects have been observed when bombarding samples with extreme\nfrequencies of light. This is crucial to making significant progress\nin ongoing attempts by the military to develop diapers with lasers,\nthat can incinerate their own contents. As if matter can’t\ndecide what it wants to be, and just so happens to be whatever it is\nby default of whatever the current comedy can support and, somehow,\nrepresents the radical extremes of an incredibly stable\nsupersymmetric form of self-organizing chaos, that expresses\nnon-equilibrium physics and the resilience of complex systems or,\npossibly, is entirely composed of hyper-dimensional blue smoke and\nmirrors. If our universe is "The Matrix", like the computer\nsimulation in the movies, other experiments indicate the Matrix is\nrunning on a virtual operating system, and there’s no way to prove it\nis a computer simulation, or if its a simulated simulation of\nreality, or Turtles All The Way Down Baby! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNonetheless,\neven from deep within the bowels of the heavily shielded and\nvigilantly guarded central repository for the Matrix, it should still\nremain possible to statistically establish that 42 is as good as it\ngets, making finding batteries and escaping from the Matrix the least\nof anyone’s problems. As I mentioned earlier, I feel certain the\nFrench government is secretly preparing a ship to settle the issue,\nwhich is causing Widespread Existentialist Angst and, increasingly,\ngarnering attention from art dealers, but matter itself appears to be\nwhatever the hell it is by default. Frustrating several corporations,\nin their ongoing attempts to copyright and patent the patenting\nprocess itself, because congress wants way too much, and because its\nmaking it increasingly difficult to authenticate some things, and\ncould be more evidence of a universal recursion in the principle of\nidentity, or unionized pixies with attitude, conflating the\nidentities of space and time, and who may have prior claims to the\nlaws of nature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nsimple experiment using three conventional electrical generators was\nused to demonstrate how entrainment and synchronization arise\nspontaneously with increasing proximity and decreasing diversity. Two\npendulum clocks hung next to one another on the same wall will become\nentrained and swing in unison, as their vibrations in the wall coerce\neach to find a compromise, but their rigidly mechanical behavior\nbecomes more chaotic, the further apart they are, or if you happen to\nuse a giant clock, it would be immune to the influence of a really\ntiny one.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowever,\nplayground swings are another example but, if the wall is a mile long\nor you hang a thousand clocks on the same wall, they may still\nsynchronize to some extent, but adding too much order can lead to\nchaos, and vice versa, while the complexity of their composition and\norganization can also change everything, begging the question as to\nwhat is and is not already synchronized, especially at Relativistic\nspeeds and low-as-you-can-go temperatures. In Quantum Photography and\nsensing, two entangled photons can detect if they fly past something\nthat’s between them, as if the photons themselves use shadows\nto see things, and implying that the proximity and specific context,\nscales and magnitudes, promote a variety of distinctive types of\nentrainment and synchronization, ensuring that everything ultimately\nremains observer and context dependent. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMathematically,\nthere should be four rudimentary overlapping subtypes of entrainment\nand thirty-two extrapolations should be enough to describe just about\nanything, but a recent experiment confirmed that the specific\nconfigurations of particles can have nonlocal effects in phase\ntransitions. Both findings imply, yet again, that what we require is\na humorous infantile Goldilocks interpretation of Mach’s\nConjecture and Boyle’s Law, that the unions approve of, because\nit all just gets fuzzy wuzzier and less distinct, and sometimes\ndownright self-contradictory and impossible to follow, the closer the\nresearchers scrutinize anything, including their own mathematics. Yet\nanother mathematical examination of Black Holes discovered that\ninformation may become irretrievable, not because of the event\nhorizon, but due to the sheer chaos that normally results when\nanything falls into a Black Hole. The fuzzier something becomes in\none respect, the more clear-cut it must become in others, and\nstatistical sampling of low entropy results can often shed light on\nthe Big Picture while, individually, quanta make no damned sense\nwhatsoever, but become extremely predictable in vast numbers,\nimplying that the Big Picture is what actually lends everything\nmeaning, and there’s just no way around the unions. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEnergy\nand information are clearly exchanging identities, producing\nsynergistic and emergent effects, and begging the question as to what\nconstitutes information, as if each observer must decide for\nthemselves whether life is merely a joke. Along with what is random\nand orderly, information itself appears to be self-organizing across\nvast scales and magnitudes, as if we literally inhabit a fairytale\nuniverse, or vague bullshit answers from the union are the best we\nare ever going to get and, in this lowbrow town, you work with what\nya got. However, according to the mathematics, we can all rest\nassured that the universe has a happy ending and, additionally, that\ncollating all the experimental data for anything low in entropy,\nshould reveal the explanation for the Quantum Observer Effect, and\nprovide further confirmation that physical comedy is not limited to\nVaudeville stage and theater, despite attempts to unionize. The\nhydrogen fusion powering the stars and the evaporation of black holes\ncan both be modeled as the result of too much union order producing\nchaos, in an incremental or quantized fashion, slowly chipping at\nyour sanity, while the orderly world we see around us arises\nspontaneously from the random behavior of quanta. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTaoists\nsay, “From the one came the two, from the two came the three,\nand from the three came the ten thousand things!” In a universe\nof unceasing change, what is changing always changes, making even\nchange a dubious constant in the case of the Quantum Zeno Effect.\nWhat is random becomes orderly, as the past and future converge on\nthe present moment, while Relativity suggests that a perfect clock is\nimpossible, and time itself behaving in both an extremely reliable\nfashion, yet also as randomly as anything else, makes it the ultimate\nenigma in physics and ontology. And, strongly suggests that the laws\nof physics themselves can be considered magically or inexplicably\nself-organizing, right along with the Big Bang being just right, and\neverything being unidentifiable in the final analysis. For example,\nan experiment with an AI established that John Wheeler may have been\ncorrect, and there’s simply no need to assume any silly laws of\nphysics actually exist, at least, not in order to calculate the\norbits of the planets. The laws of physics could all be convenient\nfictions, that just so happen to reflect more of the underlying\nsymmetry of the paradox of our existence, union rules, and are what\nmere mortals like ourselves use to describe what, otherwise,\nultimately makes no damned sense whatsoever because, we are the ants\nclimbing the Empire State, and totally out of our element.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMaking\nit crucial to re-examine the Quantum Observer Effect, the Laws of\nThought, and Linguistic Analysis, because all the evidence indicates\nthat they are gross over-simplifications, and "The Cart Is\nLeading The Horse, Right Over The Nearest Cliff!" Of course,\nsince academics struggle to laugh, or even use a dictionary, the next\nscientific revolution will have to begin far removed from the\nhallowed halls and the mainstream, which appear grimly determined to\nexploit the current scientific revolution for new technology, right\nup until the world ecology collapses. Say whatever the hell you want\nabout free enterprise, the single largest manufactured export of the\nUS is weapons and, with the current rate of scientific progress,\nthere’s no way in hell we can keep this up. Something must change\nfundamentally and, all the evidence indicates, that what needs to\nchange is modern science. They can protest all they want, but\nacademics themselves are rapidly coming to the same conclusion, that\nnobody is listening to them, and none of them knows how to make\nanybody listen. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSurprise!\nWhen the public demands you lie to them, and are usually much too\nliberal about these things, while dictionaries are only used to check\nspelling, nobody believes a word you spout, unless they personally\nbenefit somehow, but they’ll usually repeat anything you want, if you\npay them. Teachers are all students, and the job of students is to\nrepeat whatever anyone will pay you the going rate for, while\n"Creative Teaching" is an oxymoron, when the idiots rarely\neven fund art classes, and have among the highest burnout rates of\nany profession. Chickens never can resist corn but, as much as\nacademia and the mainstream would like to deny it, they promote the\nsame mindless mobs who killed Socrates, imprisoned Galileo, and\nshoved six million Jews in ovens, with the only real difference\ntoday, being that they’re better fed and educated. Mainstream\nacademia’s lofty ideals about objectivity and empirical evidence,\nnormally only apply if you don’t use a dictionary, crack jokes,\ncontradict them, question their motivations, point out their abysmal\nfailures, sue them, laugh at them, or throw their own damning\nevidence right back in their faces. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEarth\nsimply doesn’t have time to wait for academics to admit that they\ndon’t even know how to use a dictionary, much less recognize a joke,\nand its best to treat most academics as if they were merely corporate\nlawyers, keep them distracted with their own bullshit, and feed them\nall the lies their own students keep demanding. Its easy enough to\nuse contextual vagueness to encourage the idiots to work harder on\npublishing more explicit dictionaries that, in turn, can be used to\nquantify the truth for its dollar value, with the Oxford Dictionary\nand Wikipedia being great examples of how to quantify the truth for\nits dollar value on the open market. Of course, while continuing to\ndocument their ongoing insanity in the public domain, for legal\npurposes, and doing all the real work on the laws of thought and\nlinguistic analysis outside of the hallowed halls.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nscience relies on reason and empirical evidence, then modern science\nis a joke in the worst taste, because their own empirical evidence\nindicates nobody is listening to them, everybody is arming themselves\nto the teeth, and they are killing their own students faster with\neach new technology they invent, while arguing over the definition of\nstupid. In the early days of the industrial revolution, technology\nallowed our population to boom and, now, is encouraging it to bust! A\nquarter of the developed world still insists the sun revolves around\nthe earth, and the idiots are still storming the palace with knives\nand pitch forks, while the entire world ecology is on the verge of\ncollapsing, a pandemic is sweeping the entire planet in which many\nrefuse to be vaccinated, and the silence is deafening, as scientists\nare only now coming to the conclusion, that nobody is listening to\nthem, all their theories are wrong, and Nero is playing his fiddle as\nRome burns!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAssuming\nfish don’t become extinct, teach a man how to fish, and you feed him\nfor life, which may be short, but teach him reading, writing, and\narithmetic, based on 2,000 year old metaphysics that assume life is a\ngiant windup clock, and you can put him to work making real money for\nyou, while his population implodes. The more religious the country,\nthe more children people have, while the more secular, the more\nlikely their population is imploding. Suggesting organized religion\nmay have evolved to prevent Babylonians from committing Voluntary\nGenocide, like so many lemmings marching over the nearest cliff,\nwhile playing with their cellphones.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAdditionally,\nexplaining why the US is both the wealthiest and most religious\ncountry in the developed world, and why our population has become\nmore secular as the majority has imploded. I cover more of the\nsociological implications as I go along, but everything observable\nshould still obey the same simple Monty Carlo statistics, and must\nalso express negative probabilities as if, rather than a giant alarm\nclock, life were one long game of, "Let’s Make A Deal!"\nBehind an open door, there lies a million more, but the preponderance\nof the evidence indicates order emerges from chaos, and what is\norderly must, in turn, inevitably lead to chaos, thus, it remains\nimpossible for anything to become either too orderly or too chaotic,\ntoo hot or too cold, too fast or too slow, for any observer.\nCausality itself has no known cause, and humanity appears to exist\nbecause, if life actually made any damned sense, nobody would be\naround to ask the question.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nliterature, James Joyce’s “Finnegan’s Wake” is the\nbest known example of such a confusing organic multifractal, with a\nfamiliar jumble of order and chaos resembling the insane world around\nus, where the walls might occasionally talk, while Kurt Vonnegut Jr’s\n"Slaughterhouse Five" provides a good example of how time\ncan sometimes be viewed as both syntropic and nonlinear and,\nultimately, the source of all the confusion and insanity. Confucius\nsay, "Without chaos, life makes no damned sense!" The\nCollective Unconscious can be thought of as emerging from the chaos\nand, vice versa and, among hippies, Jim Henson is widely considered\nthe all-time leading guru, or expert, on the Collective Unconscious,\nin part, because he’s dead and can’t object, and the rest of the\nMuppets can always claim his mother dropped him on his head. Time\nitself can be viewed as normally expressing four rudimentary ways of\npassing that are often jumbled together and overlap, producing the\nphysical world we know while, according to the statistical evidence,\nMurphy was definitely an optimist, because we appear to inhabit a\nGoldilocks universe where anything that can go wrong will go wrong,\nbut only if it is neither too hot or too cold, too right or too\nwrong, too optimistic or too pessimistic.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tStrap\na few ACME rockets onto Schrodinger’s Box and, as his cat approaches\nthe speed of light, time dilation ensures the radioactive element\nthat releases the cyanide into the water, won’t have time to\ndecay, and kill the cat from the viewpoint of an observer on earth.\nHowever it also ensures that, for all practical purposes, the cat can\nstill be considered simultaneously dead and alive, and resembling a\n“Flaming Meat Popsicle”, which is somehow both too hot\nand too cold to touch. The cartoonish effect can be attributed to\ndimension squeezing, along the same lines as an atomic bomb crushing\nits own contents entirely out of existence, like something out of a\ncartoon. And, ranging from the blatantly self-contradictory extreme\nof the Quantum Zeno Effect, to the increasingly vague and difficult\nto measure, but still quite observable and impactful, extremes of\nrelativistic time dilation and, possibly the Unruh Effect, as\neverything progressively expresses their own particle-wave duality in\na unionized scalar manner sometimes resembling a spectrum, which\nbecomes increasingly fractal on larger and smaller scales, even\nbegging the question as to what the fuck is a scale and a magnitude,\naccuracy and precision, energy and information, bearable and\nunbearable, a cat, or a damned, "Flaming Meat Popsicle".<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAdditionally\nimplying that everything must eventually display explicit, assertive,\ncircumscribed, linear, mechanical and, also, incredibly vague,\nnebulous, receptive, amorphous, slippery, evasive, nonlinear, and\ncircular-swirly organic metamorphic effects, as if Schrodinger’s Cat\nwere simultaneously dead and alive, before you put the Cat in the Hat\nin the box and the walls started talking. Researchers first\ndocumented the bizarre effect in uber tiny quanta, merely because\nthey’re so much easier to study in laboratories, but the more extreme\nany scale or magnitude, the less clearly we can identify its contents\nas anything more than a vague abstraction, a two dimensional cartoon,\na fairytale, or blatantly self-contradictory, because everything\nexpresses particle-wave duality, including all of our many wonderful\nbroken scales and magnitudes. To some extent, simply due to the\nscales and magnitudes involved, we perceive the neurons of our brains\nand our societies as both organizing like chickens and cartoons.\nReflecting the limits of our own working memory, and inability to\nperceive either a more meaningful context or content, just as we\ncan’t see infrared and ultraviolet light, but we still know they’re\nthere, along with the rest of the electromagnetic spectrum. Following\nhow all this insanity works in excruciating detail, should require\nscalar differentials capable of transforming into tensor integrals,\nfor describing how the smallest pond can shed invaluable light upon\nthe Big Picture and, vice versa, according to a Goldilocks-Murphy\nextrapolation on Boyle’s Law and Mach’s Conjecture,\nincorporating negative probabilities, or Imaginary Time, and the\ncontinuing saga of, "Exploding Bear Mites From Space!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tExistence\nrevolving around what’s missing from this picture, means the\nlaws of thought and the laws of physics must both be self-organizing\nand self-correcting in a similar manner that, again, reflects our own\nmortal fallibility and, apparently, tells the story of Goldilocks as\nthe quintessential morality tale. I suppose there are worse fates,\nbut the pervasive existence of such bizarre metaphors, throughout\nnature, can be attributed to the fact that time is nonlinear, or\nmutable to a significant extent, causing energy and information to\nexchange identities in ways that appear to defy causality more often,\nand reflecting the more syntropic or fatalistic unionized aspects of\nthe recursion in the principle of identity. The lower the measurable\ncontent in anything, the harder it is decide whether the future is\ndetermining the past, or vice versa, and the more evidence physicists\ncollect, the more obvious it should become that such metaphors are\npervasive, and are essentially no different from simple geometric\npatterns in nature, such as the face of the man in the moon, and no\ndifferent from the fact that all of our mathematics have become more\naccurate and precise, the more incredibly vague and downright\nself-contradictory, with symmetry ultimately remaining their only\ncommonality, or not, its not like it really matters.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tInevitably,\nwhen viewed in extremes, everything starts to become more context\ndependent for any kind of clear identity, sometimes in very personal\nways, and progressively starts to resemble vague nonsense, a cartoon,\na fairytale, or may even appear to be flat out impossible. All of\nthese examples are analogous to Dimension Squeezing, similar to\nhubcaps appearing to spin backwards, and the fact that it sometimes\nmakes you go cross-eyed and climb the walls, can be considered mama\nnature’s playful way of saying, “Get Over It Already!”\nWe can observe the passage of time slowing down and coming to a\ncomplete halt, and we can observe the metaphor of Goldilocks somehow\nruling the universe, because time itself is self-organizing,\nexpressing both humble efficiency and elegant simplicity, making it\nmuch more complex, weird, and organic than the linear arrow of time\nwe commonly perceive, and tend to think of as the only way in which\nit is possible for time to pass. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tJust\nas we typically think of information as moving from the past into the\nfuture, over half of all information can be thought of as flowing\nbackwards, and must appear to move both ways more frequently, the\nmore extreme any situation. You could say, someone invented the story\nof Goldilocks because the story revolves around what’s missing\nfrom this picture, by union rules, making it low in content and,\nthus, more magical and syntropic, due to it expressing more of the\nunderlying symmetry and harmony of nature, that makes causality\npossible. As does a flock of chickens when modeled using wave\nmechanics, hinting that Noether’s genius requires more of a\nsense of humor to be complete, explaining the state of the world\ntoday. The question is not whether the earth is the center of the\nuniverse, or even whether humanity is the reason for existence, but\ncan life be described more meaningfully as a comedy-drama, that\ndramatically revolves around what’s missing from this picture and, if\nso, then it must express an intrinsic symmetry that can be measured.\nToddlers are more in touch with the intrinsic symmetry of nature,\nsmall enough to fit in any laboratory, and cheap to feed, but diapers\nare expensive.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFake\nIt Til Ya Make It Baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t<\/font>Reality\nbeing stranger than fiction, you can’t fix stupid, compelling us all\nto fake it til ya make it baby! <\/font>Goldilocks discovered the hard\nway that life has a way of throwing challenges at us, which demand\nfaith in ourselves and our personal journey and, fortunately, we are\nnot only born to fall on our butts, but to bounce right back up again\nand reach for the stars, expressing the simple fact that, to a great\nextent, life is self-organizing, self-explanatory, and progressive on\neven the largest and smallest of scales, while the ground is always\nthere to prevent some of us from sinking any lower. The greater truth\nsteadily reveals itself to all of humanity, sometimes in leaps and\nbounds, as we tirelessly assemble more of the clues to the enigma of\nhuman existence and, pragmatically speaking, logic is better for\ncorrecting errors, and for appreciating greater beauty and meaning in\nanything, but only because it actively ignores the vague and nebulous\nBig Picture (Oooh Shiny!) in favor of focusing in upon the more\nexplicit details of our waking reality. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tReality\ntakes a backseat in our dreams, and center stage when the fire alarm\ngoes off, and our universe displays both extremely predictable and\nunpredictable behavior, while our emotional reactions to looking up\nat a great height and down from a great height, reflect the symmetry\nof the greater reality that we all share which, ultimately, defies\nall logic and causality, requiring faith in our own personal\nawareness. The greater our personal integrity, and the stronger our\nfaith in our personal journey, the more aware we can become as\nindividuals, as we cease to make quite so many distinctions between\nwho we are and what we are doing, what is and isn’t a Flaming Meat\nPopsicle. However, the opposite is also true, and the less faith we\nhave in our own journey, the less aware we can become, and awareness\ncan be described as synonymous with life itself. Explaining why\nanimals with limited awareness, such as reptiles, can lay eggs and\nwalk away, but newborn infants that are not held and loved within the\nfirst few days, tend to reproduce less often and die more frequently\nwithin the first year, from what is euphemistically labeled a,\n"Failure to Thrive". Mammals will lick the fur of their\nnewborns, stimulating both their blood circulation and awareness of\ntheir new surroundings and, around the world today, maternity wards\nhave volunteers who hold the newborn infants, with one of them\ntelling me they don’t need a lot of attention, just a little TLC.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t\nOur very existence itself demands faith in our own personal journey,\nwhile passing on the gift of life and awareness is how everything in\nthe universe thrives and endures. Survival of the fittest ain’t\nnothing but a bad joke, without the harmony, creativity, and\ndiversity that mama nature demands, and gets, or else! Providing an\nexplanation for how the smallest pond can frequently shed invaluable\nlight upon the Big Picture, and vice versa, as simply the result of\none without the other being a complete contradiction, with all of the\ncomplexity of life emerging from mama nature’s humble efficiency and\nelegant simplicity. The two must constantly transform into one\nanother, yet the harmony of their whole always remains far greater\nthan any mere sum of its parts. And, reality being stranger than\nfiction, it is only by knowing that we are ignorant, by becoming more\naware and accepting of our own ignorance and, sometimes, even being\ngrateful for our ignorance, that we can possibly hope to ever learn a\ndamned thing worthwhile, much less, possess any sort of meaningful\nfree will or a meaningful personal identity. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWho\nwe are right now and whatever we might happen to desire for\nourselves, inevitably take a backseat to whoever it is that we might\nwish to become. Knowing, we ourselves are always ever so much greater\nthan we can possibly imagine while, in the long run, our humble\ncontentment to remain the ignorant fools we’re all born to be, yet\nremains the beginning of all wonder and wisdom, and the cost of truly\nachieving our greatest ambitions. The greatest compliments I have\never received were for things I never thought twice about doing and,\nin California, a three year old boy picked his father’s car up\noff him when the jack collapsed, because he was far greater than he\nknew himself, while the most common explanation people give for acts\nof heroism is, “Anybody else would have done the same”.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhether\nbecoming aware of something new, or merely surrendering our pretense\nthat we remain unaware, life can quickly become confusing in every\nway imaginable, providing the occasional reminder that life can be\nevery bit as simple as it is complex, and every bit as confusing as\nit makes sense. This same confusion extends to how the human nervous\nsystem and neurons themselves function, similar to distributed gain\namplifiers, or an analog FM radio. For a long time, physicists were\npuzzled by the extreme efficiency of the human nervous system, and\nhave yet to do any experiments that I know of, but apparently it is\ncapable of leveraging aharmonic stochastic resonance and, possibly,\nSoliton waves as well. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBy\ntreating thought and sensation, memory and thought, in a pronounced\nnonlinear fashion, our nerves and neurons can conflate the identity\nof their own input and output, past and future, like something out of\na cartoon, a stage magician, an abacus, or hubcaps spinning\nbackwards, always leaving it up to any observers to decide for\nthemselves exactly what the hell they’re looking at. You can’t\nalways get what you want and, sometimes, hubcaps spin backwards\nbecause the car really is moving backward, and is about to hit you!\nSo, instead, the visual centers of the brain provide for our needs by\nmerely organizing efficiently around searching for what’s\nmissing from this picture using, among other approaches, foveated\nvision that blurs our peripheral vision like blinders on a horse, on\nthe assumption that mama nature provides for our needs and desires,\nor not. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\norder for us to focus in on anything, either mentally, visually, or\notherwise, we must first adopt our own set of mental blinders, and\nactively ignore a great deal of the world around us on an ongoing\nbasis, while our subconscious can easily do most of the heavy\nlifting, freeing up our conscious mind to focus on other things. And,\nby simply accounting for more of what’s missing from this\npicture, or anything low in content, our subconscious can also\neffortlessly spot if anything is possibly amiss, or might be of\nparticular interest, and prompt our conscious mind to focus in upon\nwhatever it is, or not. In a Goldilocks universe ruled by Murphy’s\nLaw, and inhabited by the Three Stooges, knowledge, wealth, and\nabundance, can more frequently become a curse, and what we choose to\nignore is more often crucial for the sake of our own sanity and\nefficiency, but its an adaptive system, that can be adjusted to some\nextent, according to whether you feel safe enough to take a nap or\nwhatever, with our neurons having to decide for themselves when to\nignore any sounds we might hear in our sleep. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nonly purpose of some jobs held by individuals is to make their\norganization more efficient, by constantly deciding what is obviously\nworth ignoring next, so that others may decide what it might be best\nto focus on. The rapid progress of modern civilization can be\nattributed, in no small part, to having first mastered some of the\nrudimentary arts and sciences for how to collectively ignore a wide\nvariety of bullshit, with classic logic formally describing the most\nexplicit ways in which to ignore anything. Using Three Stooges\nslapstick its often easier to make progress in a crowd of billions,\nbut it severely limits the kinds of progress that remain possible, by\nalways treating time as a machine, while analog logic can treat time\nas bullshit, or just another variable that can easily become\ncounterproductive to consider in the current situation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tToddlers\nwill put anything in their mouth that will fit and, sometimes, will\nspend hours fascinated by a dust bunny, while a lonely Sea Slug,\ncruising the largely barren mid-ocean floor, is a "Mobile\nTongue" that tastes anything sizable it comes across, attempting\nto decide whether to eat, mate with, ignore, or make a pathetic\nattempt to run away from whatever animal it might have unwittingly\nlicked. Of these four choices, efficiently deciding what to\nstudiously ignore is the only known practical use for its almost\nnonexistent and, otherwise, seemingly useless brain. Wielding this\nflexible naive approach, for sorting through enormous volumes of\ndata, already having at least a vague idea of what to ignore, our\nunconscious mind doesn’t have to know what it is examining, and\nlargely treats our own thoughts, feelings, and sensations in much the\nsame manner, as if merely playing around with random bullshit\npatterns, that don’t necessarily possess any particular meaning\nwhatsoever. Treating simple and complex patterns alike, as if they\nwere merely mathematical variables or cards you shuffle, and relying\nalmost exclusively upon random pattern matching, or symmetry and\nharmony, to provide for our needs in the moment. Although you can\ncompare it to parallel processing, its essentially a type of “batch\nprocessing” with the sea slug and the toddler each crunching\nthe largest numbers they can in order to compare against any new\npatterns they acquire, explaining why the toddler spends more time\nexamining something like a dust bunny. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nbrain is what they call a “slow cooker” that doesn’t\nrespond super fast, but crunches enormous numbers all day long with\nthe greatest of ease, as if it were a crock pot, and the baby’s\nmuch larger brain takes longer to fill with even the simplest\npatterns, because the baby uses larger and more complex patterns to\nbegin with, that require longer to turn into mush. To some extent,\nwhether it actually is a radio, a computer, or a crock pot, simply\ndepends on the observer, but you could say the brain resembles a\nradio that collects noisy data, and has to crunch the numbers like a\ncrock pot, just to help it efficiently filter out all the noise.\nHuman brains are built for marathons, and may lose a race with a\nsupercomputer for a lot of things, but we can crunch far larger\nnumbers for far longer periods of time, using the same amount of\nenergy as a light bulb, just bright enough to read by, and you can\nalso compare the brain to a magical Easy-Bake Oven. Our neurons\nthoroughly cook all the data, like so many chefs in the kitchen, then\ntaste the result to compare against anything new and, if they like\nthe taste of something, they add more into the pot and continue\nsearching for more patterns to compare, but the brain can only crunch\nthe numbers for the Big Picture so fast, and relies more heavily on\ncrunching the numbers for the Big Picture, the less experience it\nhas. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t“Out\nof the mouths of babes” is an old truism, and the theater of\nthe absurd can sometimes be compared to the comedy-drama of\nGoldilocks, Stone Soup, Mobile Tongues, Frozen Bear Mites, and\nFlaming Meat Popsicles. At times, our subconscious mind may appear to\nbe totally random, resembling a thousand super-balls bouncing around\nan echo chamber, and is the celebrated source of creative insights,\nas well as infamous for brain farts, lending it a dual advantage over\nless efficient and less creative hard-wired reactionary behavior. An\nanimal such as a bear, may not comprehend in the slightest why we are\njumping up and down and screaming as if we’ve got rabies and,\nif we are lucky, may simply run the other way, acknowledging it has\nno clue as to what the hell is going on, and is in no rush to find\nout. There’s a great video of a woman chasing a full grown\nbrown bear out of her garage with a broom, scolding it and, once,\neven hitting it on the nose as if it were a puppy. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tApparently,\nthe bear recognized the behavior, and also recognized it was out of\nits depth, but I don’t recommend trying this at home. A similar\nencounter was video taped between a 60lb wolverine that confronted a\ngrizzly bear. A grizzly can weigh over 800lbs and break an antelope’s\nback with one swipe of their paw, but the little wolverine was so\ninsanely aggressive, the bear just turned around and walked away,\nshaking his head in disbelief. Like the myth of the Big Bad Wolf,\nwolverines are actually famous for being playful among themselves,\nwhich may help them to be more convincingly aggressive in such\nencounters. Five, out of possibly nine, rather large neural networks\nresponsible for all this intricate pattern matching have been imaged\ncovering one lateral side of the cerebellum, and are currently being\ndocumented, as is the fact we now have physical evidence, that our\nconscious thoughts emerge from our emotions, indicating a\nself-organizing and self-correcting systems logic is at work, between\nthe conscious and unconscious mind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tConversely,\nsingle cell organisms obey what is known as “quorum sensing”\nwhere their behavior changes much more rigidly according to how many\nof them congregate in one location, and how much food is available,\nas if they express an organic version of Boyle’s Law or, again,\nresemble “The Blob That Ate NYC!” Nevertheless, bacteria\nalso exhibit swarm behavior and can communicate with the most\ndistantly related cousins half way around the world, by using pattern\nmatching to create their own versions of “translators”\nbecause, knowing nothing, they automatically know how to speak the\nsame language, by merely obeying the same thermodynamics. Recent\nexperiments have confirmed that bacteria sometimes use the upper\natmosphere and jet stream to travel all around the world, so it helps\nto be able to learn foreign languages. The language of mama nature is\nbased on paying it forward whenever possible and, on a hunch, an\nexperienced researcher once bonded with wild turkeys he hatched,\nabsorbing their language through osmosis, and was treated as the odd\nbrother in the bunch, with even turkeys having enough brains to\nnotice something’s missing from this picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEvery\ncontext requiring a significant amount of content, ensures that the\nsmallest detail can be a discerning clue while, the behavior of\nchickens and that of the tiniest of infants is not significantly\ndifferent from that of their individual neurons, suggesting they\nshare a common neotenic emotional-logic, or syntax and recursive\narchitecture, which are intrinsic to the symmetry of nature. Among\nother things, this could explain how animals recognize infants of any\nspecies and clearly recognize their own reflection, more often than\nanyone predicted, and supports the view that, to some extent,\neverything resembles a singularity expressing particle-wave duality.\nThe octopus has a distributed brain architecture, with many of its\nneurons in its eight arms, and sees the world with its skin as well\nas its eyes, empowering it to instantly adopt any camouflage, which\nshould also reflect the four fold supersymmetry of Standard theory,\nand the recursion in the principle of identity. People have a five\nfold bilateral symmetry, and the Octopus should embody more of the\nhumble Mandelbrot pattern, that expresses a simple-but-vague\nwave-like symmetry, and humanity a much more striking and very\nclassical appearing Fractal Dragon, but with each expressing a\nsignificant amount of each other’s dominant fractal patterns.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nconscious mind normally represents the drama and narrative of our\npersonal lives, and the unconscious our more vague dreams and\nemotions that connect us intimately to the very cells of our own\nbodies and the world around us. Emotions appear to walk the line\nbetween reality and the dream, and there should be four rudimentary\noverlapping subtypes of consciousness, with the octopus representing\nthe most vague, dream-like, alien, and difficult to categorize and\ncomprehend, and should also express more of how living organisms are\nintimately connected to their environment over vast scales and\nmagnitudes. An octopus may literally inhabit its own skin more, due\nto its distributed brain architecture and particle-wave duality,\nlending it a very different perspective on the world, but they’re\nhighly intelligent and recognize their own reflection in a mirror.\nSlime mold has turned out to leverage its own geometry as a sort of\nprimitive computer for navigation, suggesting the octopus may\nleverage its own geometry, and could illustrate where our own mind\nand body meet in harmony, or not. Deep sea bacteria have proven to be\ninvisible to the human immune system, indicating that our immune\nsystem can be thought of as actively socializing with our\nenvironment, and not merely fighting off infections, but expresses\nmore reactionary behavior as the default decision making process, or\nwhat might also be described as a survival reflex in a crowd of\nbillions. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBaby\npeeps will huddle for warmth and, if it gets cold, they will often\ncrush whoever is in the middle to death, and our immune system\nresembles Three Stooges slapstick that any toddler can identify with.\nAnd, can easily become our own worst enemy, especially whenever it\nclings to past memories, because it reflects how the cells of our\nbodies fundamentally attempt to socialize with each other and\neverything in their environment, according to symmetry, harmony, and\nMonty Carlo statistics. Listening to the quiet chatter of a crowd of\nbillions, keeps our neurons flexible, and gives them a little\nexercise, attempting to decide what is worth ignoring. Frequently,\nthe best our cells can manage is a clumsy manner resembling that of a\nchild struggling to cope with having to fill the roll of bouncer in a\nnight club, or the teacher on the playground. Our immune system has\nits own version of the cavalry it sends in first, with the latest\nresearch confirming the long held suspicion among biologists, that a\nwoman’s immune system also determines when a sperm can fertilize an\negg. Similar to our reflex to pull our hand back if we touch\nsomething like a hot stove, our immune system relies more on reflex\nand Three Stooges slapstick, but our immune system is intimately\nintegrated into our brain and, sometimes, determines what the\nconscious mind is allowed to be aware of, much less, decide.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThree\nStooges slapstick demands that for every action there must be an\nequal but opposite reaction, and you could say every cell has to draw\nthe line in the sand somewhere, with the smell of rotting meat, for\nexample, eliciting disgust, as if our immune system is informing us\nin no uncertain terms that, no matter how hungry you might be, don’t\neven go near it, or I’ll make you throw up. A typical response of\nvictims of a fatal head injury, is to retreat into the nearest corner\nand attack anything living that approaches them. Their behavior\nreflects the fact their neurons are struggling to use a more brute\nforce Three Stooges approach to problem solving, including how they\ncan simultaneously reorganize for triage, deciding in all the chaos\nwhich among them to attempt to save, and illustrates how our bodies\nand immune system are quite familiar with multitasking Three Stooges\nslapstick, with our frontal lobes proving capable of handling, at\nbest, four things at once and, poorly at that. Organizing in pecking\norders is as simple as it gets, making it the default decision making\nprocess for survival purposes, but a default that struggles to pay it\nforward, which is necessary for any organism to thrive in the long\nrun. The immune system and reproductive system display a similar\nrecursive particle-wave architecture, where they meet in the brain in\nparticular, and can be considered yin and yang. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\nexample, our gut bacteria are acquired from our environment, with\ntheir only real interest being in finding free food and a place to\nhang out, but there’s an enormous variety of them, and they have\ntheir own immune system to help them maintain order among their\nranks, which can change dramatically by simply moving to a different\nlocation. However, all these immune systems rely heavily on the same\nessential pattern matching and, eventually, merge with our\nreproductive system, within the brain in particular. A mongoose will\nsometimes become confused in the dark, and attempt to mate with its\nprey, because it uses similar patterns for both eating and sex and,\nobviously, its brain places a high priority on both. Russian\nresearchers have bred domesticated foxes, and were surprised to\ndiscover that breeding foxes to be more aggressive produces the same\nincrease in size and changes to their brains as domestication,\nindicating that the brain and immune system are trading roles, and\ndeciding between them how reactionary our behavior becomes. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOur\nneurons memorize everything in the same step in which they process\ndata, and our immune system relies more on memory, meaning that\nwhether we are relying more upon reactionary behavior, or socializing\nmore often, we can require the same number of neurons. By the brains\nof the foxes being capable of both increased social and anti-social\nbehavior, the different breeds retain the ability to adapt better to\ntheir environment. Neither a domesticated fox nor a particularly\naggressive breed is well adapted to their environmental niche, and\ntheir brains are likely as small as they normally are because larger\nbrains don’t particularly promote their species thriving, and they\nhave no real need to become either especially aggressive or social,\nanymore than a squirrel might, and simply retain the ability to adapt\nfaster to their niche.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t"Pinkie\nand the Brain" is a cartoon that illustrates this same issue,\nwith laboratory bred genetically enhanced mice being sometimes more\nintelligent, aggressive, and social or anti-social, but failing to\nsuccessfully reproduce, much less, conquer the world. Biologists and\nothers have long and deeply pondered why it required so long for\nintelligent life to evolve, only to discover in recent years that\nalmost anything, including air pollution, can cause IQs to change\ndramatically and, along with how unreliable memories can be and the\nhigh error rates of the English language, past a certain point, your\nIQ doesn’t seem to make much of a difference, and can easily become\ncounterproductive. In general, people with more working memory save\nmore of their brain power for when its useful, and have somewhat\nhigher IQs in specific ways, but tend to be less creative. Pattern\nmatching ruling the universe, means the brain resembles a radio as\nmuch as a computer, and tunes itself to our environment, with our\nsubconscious mind and immune system sometimes deliberately\nsuppressing our conscious awareness and reactions, in favor of\npromoting more reactionary behavior, as if switching to a different\nradio station. Either the conscious mind provides for the needs of\nthe subconscious, and that of the body, or they can take a vote of\nno-confidence, and progressively withdraw support for the conscious\nmind having full access to either our memories or the decision making\nprocess.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tImitation\nis often said to be the highest form of flattery, and an octopus can\nbe said to be so amazing with camouflage, because it is “One”\nwith its environment, with its brain cells literally reaching out\nthrough its arms to embrace the world around it, and imitate it as\nclosely as possible. Due to the recursion in the principle of\nidentity, everything in nature should express their own independent\nidentities, and can also imitate everything else to various degrees,\nwith the octopus being of particular interest, because it has a high\ndegree of intelligence and, yet, can imitate its surroundings faster\nthan other animals, as if leveraging its ability to tune itself to\nits environment faster. The difference from our own five fold\nsymmetry should be especially pronounced in its immune system, which\nshould prove to be every bit as interesting as its brain and\nreproductive cycle, and provide yet another way to explore how they\ncan be thought of as socializing with their environment, trading\ntheir more humble symmetrical identities for greater flexibility,\nefficiency, and creativity. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAn\noctopus resembles a single cell organism, with a simple scalar\narchitecture, that is more dependent upon pressure gradients for its\nshape and functions, while humans have seven known brains, including\none in our skin, but the flora and fauna in our gut are acquired from\nour environment, and have already proven to influence the behavior of\nmice and small children. Likewise, the slightest electrical current\nacross the heart will cause it to send a signal to the brain for\nfear, sometimes resembling a fire alarm going off, indicating that\neven what we consider to be our own brains, and our own thoughts and\nemotions, remains context dependent. Biologists sometimes refer to\npeople as "super-organisms" similar to a coral wreath,\nwhich is as much a community of diverse life forms as it is a single\norganism. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPeople\nare obviously individuals but, also, walking ecosystems immersed\nwithin the greater ecology of Gaia, where a perfect parasite is\nimpossible, with everything evolving towards greater awareness,\nsymbiosis, creativity, and harmony. Research with ants and humans has\nconfirmed that tapeworms prevent inflammation from our immune system,\nand confer longevity on their hosts, as if our immune system is\nconstantly attempting to strike the best deal it can with whatever it\ncomes across, and tape worms have more to offer than other parasites.\nOf course, less common parasites can sometimes be deadly, yet promote\nnature’s diversity, with both illustrating how our cells rely more on\nBoyle’s Law and simple Monty Carlo statistics, with geometry,\nproximity, and even pressure gradients and electrostatic forces, all\nplaying a much larger role in their world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPresumably,\nour brain cells themselves organize around what’s missing from\nthis picture and obey thermodynamics, with our cerebellum being\nrather thin, but enormous, and with a ridiculous number of\nconnections, allowing for fatter heads and better thermodynamics.\nHumans additionally possess 200 sweat glands which uniquely empower\nus to run our prey into the dirt from heat exhaustion, even in the\nhot African sun and, then, cause them to faint from the smell.\nMeaning, thermodynamics alone could possibly explain the evolution of\nsex, fire, and the wheel, as well as, the rat race, deodorants, and\nhuman consciousness itself, as if the universe is full of hot air,\nand everything exists merely to ventilate all the hot air faster. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nvast majority of our universe is about as empty as it gets, while the\nvisible universe is constantly radiating energy out into nothing, and\nthe super clusters of galaxies can be compared to radiators, that are\nnicely spaced out. A computer simulation indicated the evolution of\nthe universe has been extremely regular, with local pockets of\nspace-time around super clusters expanding and contracting in a\nconcordant fashion, like a good radiator. Several individuals have\nconfided to me that they believe the evolution of intelligent life is\nfor the sole purpose of reproducing the DNA of common viruses, but a\nblack hole’s event horizon can be compared to a toddler tasting\neverything they come across and, according to the thermodynamic\nevidence, viruses may have evolved to promote intelligent life, for\nthe sole purpose of producing Global Warming, in order to pump all\nthe hot air faster, along with any Flaming Meat Popsicles and\nExploding Bear Mites From Space! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLogic\nis great for adding details and indispensable for correcting errors\nand, sometimes, can even be used as an effective brute force Three\nStooges approach to problem solving, nonetheless, the enigmas we\nnormally encounter in life, can almost always be sorted out in very\nmuch the same manner as anyone might assemble a jig-saw puzzle, using\na humble systems logic a child can comprehend, beginning with\n"Framing The Big Picture". Typically, the outside edge\npieces in a jig-saw puzzle are much more humble, with one flat side,\nmaking them more useful when you first start to assemble the puzzle,\njust as exploring the overall shape of something can be an easy first\nstep towards figuring out whatever it might happen to be. Bullshit\nfuzzy logic expresses four rudimentary overlapping emotional-logics\nthat are context dependent for their meaning and expression, which I\ncover as I go along.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMetaphorically\nspeaking, the laws of physics themselves reflect our own mortal\nfallibility, and resemble the mind of a three year old telling her\nstory, with all the beauty and complexity of our universe emerging\nfrom mama nature’s humble simplicity, and lowbrow slapstick.\nEven whether our universe is metaphorical or allegorical is a\nnonsense question, when it is both, reflecting our own conscious and\nunconscious minds. The paradox of our existence demands that each\nmust decide for themselves how much meaning any of the metaphors we\nencounter in life have, but three year old’s don’t make clear\ndistinctions between what is beautiful and funny, what makes sense\nand doesn’t. Ensuring that the beauty of life naively revolves\naround what’s missing from this picture, which can more often\nmake all the difference in the world, precisely because mama nature’s\nnumber one house party rule is to keep paying it forward sucker, and\nplay nice, or else! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEverything\nmaking every bit as much sense as it doesn’t, means mama nature\nand the Collective Unconscious come with their own extensive user\nmanuals and complete tutorials, however, a paradoxical version of\nOccam’s Razor applies to everything and you have to be careful\nwhat you wish for, because the simplest workable explanation can be\nall the more tempting and convincing and, sometimes, the cure can be\nworse than the disease! Both wealth and knowledge can more easily\nbecome a curse, yet everything always works out for the universe as a\nwhole, if not for Goldilocks herself, who learned her lesson the hard\nway on "The Playground of Life", and there’s more of\nGoldilocks in all of us, than many among us will ever care to admit.\nThe universe can be considered totally random or utterly fated,\nunited, divided, magical, causal, a simulation, God farting, the\nMatrix, a giant virus, Boltzmann’s Brain, or the jar it floats in,\nPee Wee Herman’s Playhouse, or whatever you might happen to prefer,\nbut we ourselves appear to have limited freedom within the infinite\nsea to create our own local reality and dreams, making the\nself-evident truth and what is demonstrable both paramount, whenever\nattempting to identify or communicate anything meaningful. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tContrary\nto Noam Chomsky’s ideas, grammar has turned out to be related\nto the proximity of syntax within the brain, and children acquire\ngrammar the hard way, by crunching the numbers, while the English\nlanguage appears to have two distinct grammars, one vague and one\nexplicit, that compensate for rather high error rates. That’s\nnot to suggest that Chomsky was totally wrong, but that academia is\noften self-defeating, with most still failing to even teach a child\nhow to use a stupid dictionary, and promoting mob mentality as\ngenuine culture, then complaining about bullies, and the lowly\npeasants lacking all common sense and good taste, storming the palace\nwith knives and pitch forks for cheap thrills. Thanks, in no small\npart, to militant atheists demanding the right to make up any\nnonsense words and definitions they happen to prefer, academic\nphilosophy and linguistic analysis are still in the dark ages, but\nthat’s what makes academia such an exciting market to develop! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLinguistic\nanalysis without a sense of humor is guaranteed to produce Three\nStooges slapstick, making it crucial to develop Bullshit Linguistic\nAnalysis within the public domain and private sector, using\nmathematical formulas like this one, that can easily be automated in\na million ways, and give academics something entirely new to think\nabout. These days, a popular suspicion among the geeks is that a\nsingle algorithm rules the universe, and you can use the mathematics\nin this book, to predict pies-in-the-face for any algorithm they use,\nand encourage the idiots to believe whatever the hell they want. You\ncould even write the book on how the ancient long lost algorithms and\nmemes that rule the universe, are located somewhere in the Bermuda\nTriangle…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tContrary\nto decades of medical conventional wisdom, the immune system occupies\nthe skull and the meninges, surrounding the brain, and feeds the\nbrain hormones, as if the immune system regulates the brain, while\ngrammar appears to be both acquired and intrinsic, is related to our\nimmune and reproductive systems, and expresses its own particle-wave\nduality as syntax. What is intrinsic to life largely remains part of\nthe vague background that more subtly influences our emotions, while\nthe acquired consists of all of the more explicit content. For\nexample, the Chinese language uses more parts of the brain and, thus,\nmore syntax that can express subtle distinctions that classic logic\nsimply cannot account for, and that cannot be expressed in English.\nClassic logic falls apart in any extreme, if nothing else, becoming\noutrageously inefficient, thus, ensuring that traditional academic\nlinguistic analysis cannot even come close to actually describing\nhumor, much less, the real world. Chomsky has been called “The\nvoice of reason”, but his argumentative style is akin to an\nintellectual version of professional wrestling, and he’s acquired a\nfollowing of militant atheists that resembles any other cult of\npersonality, spouting endless rhetoric and, with academics in\nparticular, you have to avoid drinking the Kool-Aid, because they’re\nfrequently way too smart for their own good, and refuse to discuss\nsuch issues like adults.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tProviding\nan additional explanation for why Chomsky’s ideas have met with so\nlittle opposition in the hallowed halls, despite never quite fitting\nall the evidence, because being open minded and examining the Big\nPicture are not what academia is famous for although, admittedly, for\nclueless idiots who still insist Scientific Positivism is scientific,\nthey try harder than most. Militant atheists and other intellectual\nThree Stooges struggle with the concept of an oxymoron, and someone\nshould survey their use of language to see just how many complete\ncontradictions they claim are scientific. Whenever they can get away\nwith it, academics contradict themselves at the drop of a hat with\nimpunity, then act indignant the minute you point out they are\ncontradicting themselves. Which is why the Pentagon and private\ncorporations have invested a sizable fortune in computers and AI to\nreplace most of these militant atheists with, who like to brag about\nhow invaluable they are, to the very same societies they so harshly\ncriticize, and insist need to be censored.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tGood\nhelp with a green card is so hard to find these days, and it’ll\nbe decades before they can replace them all, while the truth remains\nthe playground of billionaires, and far too rich for my blood, so I\ndecided to give them everything I know, all at once, and see if they\nkill themselves any faster, or learn how to share their words and\nplay nice, but I’m not holding my breath. Hopefully, if I give them\nwhat they keep demanding, they will leave my Rainbow Family alone to\nwrite our stupid poetry in peace. They think money, guns, and AI are\nthe future, but they have no clue what awaits them, when they\nconfront mama nature! Dying is never to be confused with freedom and,\neither the truth can set us free, or it is to be avoided at all\ncosts, and left for the billionaires to play with, and Wall Street\nlawyers to decide. Since I am the only one I know of in my Rainbow\nFamily who can write this book, I give them as complete a description\nas I can of all the analog logic required to kill themselves faster,\nor to learn how to share their words and play nice, and leave the\nchoice up to them. Knowing, everybody wants to rule the world, but\nmoney rules the world, and all roads lead back to mama nature, who\ncan teach anyone the meaning of humility.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tInfants\nas young as eight months have already been documented as possessing\nthe rudiments of grammar, while English is biased towards dualistic\ncausal perspectives, and the only way to appreciate this more fully\nis to examine it using contextual vagueness. Much to my surprise, the\nfirst time I attempted to extrapolate poetry from the Tao Te Ching, I\ncracked its analog logic wide open like a walnut, and fried my brain.\nBillions of people consider the book to be the most enigmatic and\nunfathomable text ever written, and even the possibly that it could\never make sense to anyone is widely considered flat-out insane.\nNonetheless, two of my poems, “Cartoon Logic” and “Happy\nIdiots”, describe the two grammars in terms of syntax, making\nit possible for anyone to use them to interpret up to 83% of anything\nI write, in more traditional Western causal terms, while catching a\nglimpse of how the English language can also be viewed as the\nconscious mind, skeptically rejecting its own implied Bullshit Fuzzy\nLogic. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tApplying\na potty mouth lexicon to the Tao Te Ching requires about four hours,\nand I’ve seen others attempt to arbitrarily apply a potty mouth\nlexicon before, only to generate meaningless word salad. The\ndifference was that I had studied multiple versions of the text\nextensively for decades, studied with other students and masters for\nmany years, and had spent many more years devising my own home-brewed\nversion of “Bullshit Linguistic Analysis” using the\nvaguest of the first three or four most popular definitions, for\nalmost any word in the dictionary. However, my intention was not to\ncrack the analog logic of the Tao Te Ching, but to expand upon\nWittgenstein’s linguistic analysis, by emphasizing authenticity\nover knowledge. Like I said, I’m stubborn, and it was obvious\nto me that Wittgenstein didn’t take it far enough, and\nacademics never would because, guilty feet ain’t got no rhythm.\nHaving reached a complete dead-end in a year long effort to expand\nupon Wittgenstein, wasting a few hours playing around with the Tao Te\nChing was a last ditch effort on my part, hoping to gain the\nslightest insight into how to proceed with Wittgenstein. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAlthough\nI must admit I like Chinese food, know quite a few Chinese people,\nlove Kung Fu flicks, and happen to know a fair amount about the\nChinese, the analog logic of the Tao Te Ching is all that has ever\ninterested me about Taoism, I don’t speak Chinese, have never\nbeen to Asia, don’t have a yin-yang tattoo or own a copy of\n“The Tao of Pooh”, and I’ve never so much as taken\na Tai Chi class in my life. “Tao Te Ching” literally\ntranslates as “The Way of Ignorant Virtue” and,\nnaturally, I based my own potty mouth lexicon on the concept of\n“Ignorant Wisdom”, but the possibility that I might be\nthe first person in over 2,400 years to succeed in deciphering its\nanalog logic, had never occurred to me. I used the extremely lucid\nPeter Merel GNL interpolation of the text, available for free online,\nwhich contains three minor logic errors, that are easy to spot if\nyou’re good with the text, and I simply corrected for them. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAnybody\nwho writes our poetry will tell you its all about symmetry, and the\nonly requirement for writing Rainbow Warrior poetry is that you have\nto be masochistic enough to do all the editing while, in spite of my\nbrain damage, I can do a Rubic’s Cube in my head. In motion,\ncomplete with superimposing moving images, such as diagram arrows and\ndifferential gears, but its nowhere near as much fun as playing with\na real cube. Among other things, my brain damage left me with poor\nhearing and no sense of smell, and my vision compensates but, what I\ndidn’t know at the time, was that my brain damage makes me a sort of\nbiological computer for this sort of thing. Anyway, I recognized\nimmediately that I had accomplished the impossible, with only four\nserious logic errors, that would require at least a month to correct\nby extrapolating the first set of poems. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t\n There are over a hundred English language versions published and,\ntypically, Westerners prefer flowery romantic versions, and Asians\nprefer enigmatic mystical ones, while I had bumbled upon the\ndiscovery that potty mouth nursery rhymes can do the text more\njustice in English than anything else. Most are surprised at how\nlucid Merel’s interpolation is, but it is the mainstream which\ndemands the text be either cryptic or romantic and, the older the\ntext, the less cryptic and romantic they become. With guidance from\ntheir masters, Taoist monks often study the Tao Te Ching from early\nchildhood and, then, spend seven years on the average seeking\nenlightenment meditating in a cave, while I was a brain damaged\nhippie dippy, whose only interest in the subject was in gleaning the\nmyriad delightful hidden secrets behind its mindbogglingly convoluted\nanalog logic. Fortunately, I was neither a monk nor a scholar,\nbecause I had discovered the hard way that their mainstream\nWinnie-the-Pooh-You-Scrape-Off-Your-Shoes approach to the subject, is\nwhy they’ve made so little progress attempting to extrapolate\nit any further. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nChinese are so conservative, sometimes you’d swear they starch\ntheir underwear while saluting the flag, and they’re extremely\nfamily oriented, pun intended, which is why the Tao Te Ching that\neveryone is familiar with contains 81 short poems, but the set is\nincomplete and missing three “Lost Poems” which are\npornographic in Chinese. If Westerner’s seem to prefer Three\nStooges logic, Asians sometimes prefer Winnie-the-Pooh, but the\nancient Chinese secret is that Winnie-the-Pooh loves honey, and knows\nVictoria’s Secret. A recent examination of the text confirmed\nthat, like almost any classic work of art, it expresses a Fractal\nDragon equation, and the complete collection of 84 short poems is a\nminimalistic interpretation of the overall tome, which can be\nextrapolated out to no less than 4,430 poems total, which I estimate\nshould easily be well over 10,000 pages long. Taoism is perhaps the\nmost popular philosophy in the world, and the seventh most popular\nreligion, nonetheless, several hundred of these poems should turn out\nto be explicitly pornographic and, quite often, these should be ten\nto twenty pages long each. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHundreds\nof pages of mathematical mystical religious philosophical pornography\nbased on playground potty mouth nursery rhymes resembling the story\nof Goldilocks, Yogi Berra, Frank Zappa, Star Wars, Star Trek, the\nTwilight Zone, Alice in Wonderland, and the insatiable Winnie the\nPooh, is just too bizarre for even me to dwell upon for any length of\ntime and, after 2,400 years, there are only 200 known poems in\nexistence which have been extrapolated from the text, that are widely\nrecognized as being, more or less, word perfect and complete. In\nspite of all the insanity, some of these poems are gorgeous, and I’ve\nhad women beg me to write more sexy poems, only to have to inform\nthem its all math to me, or Bullshit Fuzzy Logic and, sometimes, even\nI don’t know what a poem is supposed to be about for years. For\nexample, after studying the Tao Te Ching for the first few years, I\nrealized it was missing a poem near the beginning of the text, that\ncould shed an enormous amount of light on the rest, but it required\ndecades for me to figure out the poem was about Cartoon Logic. Our\npoems say whatever the hell they want to say, and you have to be\ncareful what you wish for when it comes to magical mathematical\npornographic potty mouth bullshit poetry older than monuments, that\nthe computers are about to spit out by the thousands! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n \tAnyway,\na month later, once I had managed to extrapolate the first crude set\nof 84 poems using my own home-brewed bullshit lexicon, and linguistic\nanalysis of Ignorant Wisdom, it was easy to confirm that the reason\nfor all the pornography and confusion, is that Oneness Poetry in\ngeneral is derived from potty mouth nursery rhymes, that are older\nthan monuments, and still being reinvented for the first time by\nlittle kids everywhere. Rainbow Warrior poems say everything and\nnothing and, in that first moment of clarity, I realized that I had\nbumbled upon the secret behind the 12,000 year old Bagua, and was the\nfirst person in modern times to discover that potty mouth nursery\nrhymes provide the Rosetta Stone for assembling the story of Life,\nthe Universe, and Everything on the playground, based solely upon\ndemonstrables, the self-evident truth, and first principles. Thus,\nreconciling eastern and western philosophy, with a Bullshit Theory of\nEverything and Nothing, that can even explain quantum mechanics more\nparsimoniously. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOf\ncourse, it was the ancient Chinese blessing and curse, and I was all\ntoo aware that it would require well over a decade of hard work to\nextrapolate the complete bullshit logic, to the best of my ability,\nand that this was a one way trip down a rabbit hole, to where the\nbullshit flies in every direction, and never does see the light of\nday. But, some of these are the same potty mouth nursery rhymes that\nI’ve cherished since I was a small child, and billions of people read\nthe Tao Te Ching. Many of us who read and write these poems consider\nthem special, an integral part of our popular culture, sometimes\ntreating them similar to exotic pets that we cherish and breed\namongst ourselves, and commonly pass down to our children. So, I\nfigured, before the computers spit out all 4,430, and drive everybody\ninsane, an actual human being should be the first to write them down,\nand try to explain them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBelieve\nit or not, my words are mathematical, as well as magical, and tell me\nwhat to write, and not the other way around, and mama nature gets all\nthe blame for anything I write! Anyone who writes our poems will tell\nyou its flat out impossible to make them say anything they just\ndon’t, because their mathematics alone will throw anyone’s\ncrap right back in their face, but we usually prefer to allow people\nto discover that simple fact on their own which, normally, takes less\nthan three years or so. Fortunately, every time I think I’ve\ngot it right, it turns out I’m wrong, so it all works out\neventually, I think. For example, sometimes the words I type will\nliterally change themselves, but only if the word they substitute is\none I like way better than the original one I typed, and mama nature\nonce crashed six computers in a row on me, just to get the point\nacross as to who is in charge of what I can do on a computer, and\nthat she’s not impressed with temper tantrums. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIt\ndoesn’t matter what computer I use, mama nature decides what web\npages I can visit, what I can click on, who I can talk to, and what I\ncan write, online or offline, but almost anything I read, or anything\nanybody says to me in person, even if they spout gibberish along the\nlines of Dr Seuss, always provides insight into whatever I’m working\non at the time for my book and, more than once, I’ve thanked online\ntrolls for helping me work on my linguistic analysis. Some might\nthink I’m being modest, but there’s no way in hell I could ever write\nthis book without mama nature’s help, and she gets most of the credit\nfor the aesthetics as well, while I’m just a hack, an unpaid office\ndrone who collates all the data, and gets blamed by crazy Babylonians\nfor daring to use a dictionary, mathematics, and playground potty\nmouth nursery rhymes that don’t flatter them. The famous song writer\nJohn Prine claimed its all about editing, and John Brunner was a\nscience fiction hack after my own heart, who wrote perhaps a hundred\nbooks that all played around with maybe a dozen themes, with each new\nbook merely shuffling around many of the same themes in new ways but,\nout of all those books, a dozen are considered classics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHe\nknew those themes had something important to say to him and, you\ncould say, I’m not actually writing this book, so much as simply\ncollating the data, sometimes down to the last syllable, because\nevery word is mathematical, and I’m really more interested in\nfiguring out what’s missing from this picture than what it contains,\nwhich is how I discover new content. If I want to know my own\nthoughts, I certainly don’t have to write them down, and its much\nmore interesting to me to see what anything I write has to say for\nitself. My advantage over both Prine and Brunner, is that I can edit\nin higher dimensions, working 10-20x faster than average but, trust\nme, you really don’t want to know how sausages are made. Metaphors\ncan be outrageously more efficient to use than logic, but the time is\njust never what you think it is in a singularity, and anything I\nwrite is never done, and I merely get to the point where I can’t\nimprove upon it anymore, while extrapolating the language of mama\nnature from first principles, is not a job that I would wish on my\nworst enemy. Every Rainbow Warrior who writes our poetry agrees, if\nanyone can make our Bullshit Poems say anything they just don’t, then\nthey assume they can also walk on water.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nsaving grace is, being able to work out the physics empowers me to\nimprove upon the linguistics and everything else, because they all\nshare the same recursive analog logic, making the process akin to\nmerely assembling a giant word puzzle, but one that would intimate\nthe New York Times editor, because you have to retrodict "Life,\nthe Universe, and Everything". More or less, I had to perform\nthe equivalent of rewriting this entire book, and every poem in it,\nfrom beginning to end at least five times, with each version making\nperfect sense in its own rite, once going eight months without a clue\nas to what anything I was writing was leading up to, frequently\nrewriting everything, and even switching fonts repeatedly, all for\nthe sole purpose of getting the symmetry correct, in order to provide\nthe most humble and elegant expression possible. Think of a puzzle so\nenormous, you have to spend at least fifteen years just familiarizing\nyourself as to how to begin to assemble such a puzzle, then another\nfifteen years shuffling all the pieces around, just to get a glimpse\nof what its actually supposed to look like. In my case, I not only\nknew how to assemble the puzzle, which is as much geometry as\nanything else, but how to logically dissect it, as if it were merely\na frog in biology.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nonly way I can write anything, is if I assume I have little or no\nclue what its all leading up to, and just follow the analog logic,\nwhich can only be absorbed through attrition and osmosis, requiring\nat least fifteen years of study. It required nine months just to\ncollect half the metaphors, and well over a decade to get most of the\nlinguistics straightened out, so I could begin to explore the physics\nin earnest. If I need any new metaphors or research, mama nature\nprovides them on a daily basis, and says she wants me to make her\nlook pretty, but she’ll sometimes throw data at me as fast as I can\ngo, for as long as I can keep it up, with nine months being my\nrecord. A quarter of the poems I’ve written were 10-20 pages long,\nand I threw them out along with half the chapters, as unnecessary to\nbore people with, but I had to write them in order to collect the\nnecessary analog logic to write shorter poems and chapters, that can\nsay more in fewer words. Sometimes, we encourage newbies to try and\nfigure out where the kitchen sink goes in our poetry, but its a snipe\nhunt. The sink can be found in the poem, "All She Wants To Do Is\nDance!" And, Don Henley gets all the credit for finding both the\ntoilet and the kitchen sink.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tInfantile\nmystical magical mathematical pornographic bullshit poetry that\nexpresses both modern physics and linguistics is, understandably,\nextremely difficult for outsiders to comprehend but, believe it or\nnot, most of what I cover in this book are subjects that many of my\nfriends enjoy discussing late into the night around the fire, and I\nwrite this book for all of you clowns, who know damned well who you\nare, and this book means all debts are paid! Lilu was the only idiot\nstupid enough to ask to be included in the credits, and shares credit\nwith mama nature. So, Steal This Book if you can find a copy in a\ncommunist bookstore, and hide it from the kids. Asians and hippies\ntypically have a love affair with metaphors, and writing this kind of\nbook is similar to assembling a giant fractal jig-saw puzzle that you\nmust first study how to assemble for decades, just to be sure you\nhave a chance of coming anywhere near finishing one within your\nlifetime. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAbout\nthe only thing that anybody I’ve ever met has known about the plot\nbehind our poetry, is that it vaguely resembles Winnie the Pooh,\nGoldilocks, Frank Zappa, Shakespeare, Sesame Street, “Its a\nMad, Mad, Mad, Mad World”, “Star Trek”, “Star\nWars”, “Alice in Wonderland”, “The Wizard of\nOz”, and “The Tower of Babel”. However, the Tao Te\nChing was clearly the inspiration for a classic Chinese fairytale\nabout a dragon with a hidden treasure, and the Stairway to Heaven,\nwhich is an actual set of stairs in China, that traverse a narrow\nmountain pass. Together, the chapters and poetry of this book express\nits particle-wave duality, its maddeningly vacuous infantile logic,\nwhich must be every bit as humble as it is complex, empowering humble\njokes to express how beauty and humor, logic and nonsense, are\ncontext dependent, with humor being less abstract and requiring more\nauthenticity. We require abstract logic in order to determine if\nanything is funny, or makes no damned sense, and we require at least\na vague sense of humor in order to determine if logic is funny, or\nlow in meaningful content in the current situation. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLogic\nis our pretense that life makes sense, which only works as often as\nit does because mama nature insists that everybody pay it forward,\nwhile having a sense of humor is how we become aware of when logic\nonly superficially appears to make sense, and provides one way in\nwhich our conscious and unconscious minds can reconcile their\ndifferences. I cover more of the sociology and psychology in other\nchapters, but the more resolutely we insist that life must make\nsense, the less sense life can make, while the more we accept that\nlife ultimately makes no damned sense, the more practical sense it\ncan make, and the issue is not so much whether we can make more sense\nout of life, but that life is for the living, and not merely about\nsolving puzzles. For many, much of what I write about in this book\nwill be difficult to believe, and I urge them to explore the\nsociological evidence in particular, and decide for themselves, but\nexploring the implications of instant karma is what this book is all\nabout. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nthe name of scientific objectivity, growth, and progress, academia is\nstill vehemently arguing that time is money, just another machine you\nput to work for you, and our universe isn’t magical. As far as most\nacademics are concerned, even the possibility that humor and magic\ncan describe logic and causality better than vice versa is anathema.\nWith the invention of formal logic, they’ve been systematically\nsuppressing their own evidence for instant karma for the last 2,000\nyears and, increasingly, adopting a stance of "See no evil, hear\nno evil, speak no evil" as the only remaining viable alternative\nto using a stupid dictionary. All too predictably, despite people\nbeing social animals, and written language being 5,000 years old, the\nlinguistic and sociological evidence have lagged far behind that of\nthe physical sciences, but are about to catch up with a vengeance,\nand bite modern philosophy, physics, and psychology in the ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWe\nperceive objects in our immediate environment as being more real and\nconcrete, not because they’re more logical or real, but because it\nusually makes sense to assume they’re more real, unless you happen to\nbe visiting a carnival Fun House. Even the cells of our bodies\ncomprehend to some extent that some things are just bullshit its\nusually best to ignore, explaining laughter and being ticklish as\ntypes of feedback loops related to how our cells organize, and\ncollectively focus their attention, because its impossible for us to\nfocus on both the context and its contents simultaneously. Playfully\nchattering noisily among themselves, our nerves and neurons keep\nbouncing back and forth between the two, comparing what’s\nmissing from this picture with what it contains, searching for subtle\ndistinctions, and the next punch line, and explaining why its\nimpossible to tickle yourself, or tickle your own fancy, as being\nsimilar to attempting to explain a joke, and taking all the fun out\nof it.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tYou\nlive, you learn, which is why there are times we only wish we could\nforget, and even our neurons routinely decide for themselves, exactly\nwhat memories they can live without, and what they might prefer to\nfocus on next. Symmetry is everything in systems logics and, if life\nis comparable to a giant gestalt beyond human imagination, it is\nequally humble and elegant, funny and beautiful, tacky and tasteful\nwhich, of course, is what keeps life interesting. The systems logic\nat work between the conscious and unconscious mind can be compared to\na game of “Sock-Puppet-Peek-a-Boo” with our subconscious\nmind merely doing what it knows how to do, randomly playing around\nwith patterns in a frequently infantile manner, yet the whole always\nremains far greater than any mere sum of parts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAn\neasy way to conceptualize how the two grammars work, is that one\nfrequently provides a humorous, sometimes tongue-in-cheek, playful\ndescription of the Big Picture, while the other plays devil’s\nadvocate, skeptically questioning everything, similar to the\nstraight-man in a two man comedy act. Goldilocks is every adorable\ntoddler and puppy that wants to run out in the middle of busy\ntraffic, and our skeptical conscious mind evolved to stop them, but\nthe two constantly exchange identities, due to the whole game still\nultimately being based on our unconscious game of\nsock-puppet-peek-a-boo. The subconscious can also be compared to a\nsmall child playing with dolls, and attempting to figure out what is\nworth ignoring when they grow up. At any given time our conscious\nmind can be entirely unaware that the game relies heavily upon the\nsame error prone Monty Carlo statistics required to win more often on\nLet’s Make a Deal but, as confusing as any situation might\nbecome, there ain’t nobody home but us chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhy\ngrow old, when you can be forever young? The answer to the Liar’s\nParadox, is that it will transform into the Sorites Heap Paradox, and\nvice versa, expressing particle-wave duality in everything, while the\nUltimate Truth is that the bullshit that can be spoken of is not the\nenduring bullshit, or “What was the question?” Ultimate\nreality has moved to La-La Land, and the researchers were puzzled by\ntheir results resembling the Liar’s Paradox, implying that the\nBig Bang is a Big Lie, and existence as we know it had no original\ncause, while the humor of the scientists expresses the contextual\nvagueness of the Sorites Heap Paradox begging the question of when to\ncall a pile of sand a “heap” of sand, bullshit bullshit,\nand bringing up the additional questions of when anything is\nconsidered funny or serious, vague or explicit, insulting or\nflattering. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSocrates\nbelieved in the memory of God, whom none may look upon and remember\nin all his glory, and the Ultimate Truth for mere mortals like\nourselves, is that we may only appreciate the greater truth more\nfully, by embodying our own personal truth. Whenever we venture forth\non faith and personal integrity alone, no longer bothering to draw\nany clear distinctions between who we are and what we are doing,\nbecoming ever greater harmonious self-actualized poetry in motion as\nwe live our dreams… Of course, without necessarily abandoning our\nbrain on the side of the road! The resulting magical\nGoldilocks-Murphy universe vaguely resembles Jim Henson’s “The\nDark Crystal” and extrapolates Bertram Maslow’s famous\n“Hierarchy of Needs” into a “Rainbow Spectrum of\nDesires”, and combines everything within the Jungian Collective\nUnconscious, which I cover as I go along but, for now, suffice it to\nsay that authenticity, spirituality, and humor, are the indivisible\n“complimentary-opposites” of knowledge, beauty, and\nreason, which frequently attempt to deny their existence and\nvalidity. Thankfully, the more stupid any slapstick, the more elegant\nit can also become because, without its saving graces, life as we\nknow it would be impossible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhenever\nanyone asks my opinion, I tell them reality can be considered\nsomething external to ourselves that persists even after we leave the\nroom and, paradoxically, something we also just make up in our heads,\nbecause any humanly conceivable reality will always fall apart in\nextreme situations, and reality remains stranger than fiction, no\nmatter how good a writer you are. People tend to go cross-eyed when I\nsay that, but its impossible to imagine that we just make everything\nup in our heads, as anything more than a vague abstraction, while its\nequally impossible to prove reality can exist without observers and,\nalong with all the other modern evidence, suggests that reality is\ntruly stranger than fiction, and fiction just never was the same\nwithout reality. Quantum mechanics can be considered proof that\nwonder yet remains the beginning of all wisdom, and ignorant virtue\nits own reward, because reality will inevitably transform into\nfiction, whenever everything is Deja Vu all over again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nyou want to know the mind of God, a great place to begin is by\nlistening to our Goldilocks universe, which tells the story of our\nown mortal fallibility, and where reality meets the dream, somewhere\nin the Muppet Show Twilight Zone! Within our "Goldilocks\nMultiverse", a billion universes here, a billion there and,\npretty soon, you’re talking real universes but, according to a\ncentury of evidence, everything appears to express particle-wave\nduality, and reality itself is ultimately beyond all human\nimagination, not to mention, beyond all bounds of decency and good\ntaste! In reality, reality has a way of consistently fooling\neverybody and letting everyone down, so I tell people to get over it\nalready! \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tReality\njust never turns out to be exactly what you ordered and, as useful\nand important a concept as reality can be, like anything else, it can\nbe extremely counterproductive, and reality can be said to have no\ndemonstrable meaning or value outside of the context of our own\nmortal fallibility, nightmares and dreams. No matter how stridently\nyou insist that everything must make sense to you personally, or that\nbillions of idiots can’t be wrong, and the earth must be flat\nor whatever, nevertheless, it remains impossible to see the back of\nyour own head, or exactly how fat your own ass is, without at least a\nmirror. Of course, mirrors can lie, and mama nature’s complaint\ndepartment is a recording of laughter! Whenever everybody’s reality\nappears to be staged, and nobody can agree upon the definition of\nstupid, reality TV is a complete oxymoron. That’s not to say\nyou can’t change your reality but, sometimes, its just harder\nto accomplish and, if reality TV is your reality, you can always\nblame it on 42 being as good an explanation as any other, and being\nborn into a comedy club that never closes. The trick in life is to\nlearn how to laugh like a drooling idiot, about two years old. My\nfather would always chuckle and, as if I were Beaver Cleaver, he’d\nsay, “Without heart kid, ya got nothing!” Tribals like to\nsay, “The spark within can never die” and, if there are\nno simple answers in life and you can’t seem to find your\nheart, it has a way of finding you, along with the occasional\n"Episodic Invasion of the Flaming Meat Popsicles and Bear Mites\nFrom Space!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOne\nof the broader philosophical implications, is that it must be\npossible to view life as being every bit as simple as it is complex,\nas humble as it is elegant, laughable as it is serious, trivial as it\nis significant, and we must be every bit as unconscious and unaware\nas we are conscious and aware. Explaining why we have an entire\nspectrum of thoughts, emotions, consciousness, unconsciousness,\nnightmares, and dreams. Eternally graced by the all encompassing warm\nembrace of gravity’s resplendent rainbow, yet so easily overlooked in\nthis Great Big Universe, like a needle in a haystack, hidden deep\nwithin the unimaginably vast sweeping arms of the stately rotating\nMilky Way Galaxy, orbiting close to a rather average star in the\nmidst of a warm period, cast adrift upon the infinite sea on our tiny\nlife-raft planet earth, wandering forever Lost in Space, somewhere in\nthe Twilight Zone, sometimes becoming real dizzy spinning round and\nround in concentric circles, yet still safely ensconced and far\nremoved from any cataclysmic events such as the Big Bang, We Are The\nBelief Makers, Spirits in the Material World! Where dreamers all\nawaken to live their own nightmares and dreams because, of course, in\na magical Goldilocks universe, we are all born to fall on our butts!\nFalling on your ass gracefully counts for extra points, which is why\nanyone with a lick of sense knows that the meek shall inevitably\ninherit the earth, and the trick in life is to keep paying it forward\nsucker, and learn how to laugh at yourself as if you didn’t\nhave a care in the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEverything\nrevolving around what’s missing from this picture, means\nshadows all cast light, in the form of virtual particles, while\nignorance must lead to knowledge and, vice versa, knowledge must\ninevitably lead to ignorance. People attached to specific\nmetaphysical views tend to chase their own tails when they fail to\nsee that the universe can be humorously described using four\noverlapping pseudo-metaphysics and, sometimes, I encourage\nmetaphysicians to chase their own tails, hoping the light bulb will\neventually come on. For over a century now the evidence has steadily\nmounted that metaphysics are simply far too limited to describe the\nreal world, and the response of academics has been to reject their\nown dictionary, scream louder in protest, or spout complete nonsense,\nwhile shoving their noses deeper into cutting edge technology so\nexpensive, it costs more than most national budgets.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tConsider\nthe lilies of the field, they toil not, nor do the spin, but they\nstill grow them for funeral parlors. Hidden somewhere in the darker\ndepths of the murky unconscious, at an as yet undisclosed location,\nsomewhere between sense and nonsense, resides one Bob, "The\nDude", who yet abides at a safe remove from the chaos of life,\nposing for the cameras, deeply entrenched where nothing ever quite\nmakes perfect sense, and nothing is ever totally meaningless,\nsomewhere in La-La Land off Hollywood Blvd. Yet, enigmatically, no\nmatter how well he is received, nor how loud the applause, the number\nof tweets he receives, or how good the service, searching for what’s\nmissing from this picture under the spotlights never does manage to\nclarify a damned thing. Nonetheless, as we’ll soon see, even Lost in\nSpace somewhere in the Twilight Zone, everything always works out for\nthe universe as a whole, if not for The Dude himself. Quantum\nmechanics appear to require 8 dimensions and a singularity, or up to\n26 dimensions, to formulate properly using existing mathematics, and\nthe idea that anyone’s bullshit can describe that in any\nmeaningful causal terms is laughable. (Oooh Shiny!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tArthur\nC. Clark once romantically wrote that, “Any sufficiently\nadvanced technology is indistinguishable from magic” because\ncomedy was never his strong point, and this book explores how to\nautomate both humor and magic, and integrate them into our\ntechnologies, societies, economies, and ecologies, without having to\nrely on academia and the mainstream to get their shit together. The\nnatural world is so appealing to us because the more organic, humble,\nand elegantly complex anything becomes, the more magical, like a\nnewborn baby, but infants are also natural born comedians, because\nneither love nor magic ever did make a damned bit of sense.\nPoetically, if you want to call it poetry, it remains impossible to\nsee exactly how fat your own ass is without at least a mirror, for\nnone can appreciate the humor and beauty of their own soul like\nanother. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhen\nexamining what’s missing from this picture, symmetry and\nharmony are the central issues and, due to our internal game of\nSock-Puppet-Peek-a-Boo, and the enormous complexity of our\nenvironment, the illusion that a single set of causal metaphysics\napplies to everything is persistent, and only falls apart in extreme\nsituations, but these are rarely earth-shattering in our daily lives,\nand are typically easily dismissed and quickly forgotten. Every\nelectronics engineer I know has complained that it makes no damned\nsense whatsoever, that they have to account for electron holes moving\naround on chips without their electrons, but they’ve all turned\nme down flat every time I’ve offered to explain. Obviously,\nmost people only desire to hear and believe whatever they wish to\nhear and believe, in the name of common sense and science, expressing\ntheir own stubborn inertia. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nhallowed halls have known for over forty years that Sesame Street and\nthe UN have utterly failed in their mission to teach the public how\nto use a dictionary, share their words, and play nice on the\nplayground of life, but even admitting their failures can be widely\nviewed as a failure, and Big Bird should hang his head in shame. Its\ntotally pointless and even counter-productive to suggest to academics\nor the mainstream that Jim Henson was right, and newborn babies and\nquanta are both magically self-organizing, when a quarter of the\npopulation still insist the sun revolves around the earth, and the\nidiots are now claiming Big Bird is an evil commie plot, as they\nstorm the palace with knives and pitch forks, while militant atheists\nblame dictionaries and religion as the work of the devil. But, fear\nnot, academics have ingratiated themselves to their own governments\nand corporations to such an extent, that they are now poised to\nrapidly automate them out of existence. Extensive experiments have\nindicated that classrooms can easily be over 120 students if you use\ncomputers and, as I mentioned earlier, Natural Philosophy gains\nentirely new meaning when you realize the latest experiment indicates\nAI doesn’t require any silly laws of physics, and may prove capable\nof replacing every single scientist, by merely crunching the numbers.\nTheoretical Physics could soon become a branch of Theology, and\nrelocate to Vaudeville.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tApparently,\nEinstein spun his wheels for over a decade attempting to conquer\ntime, while Newton was ahead of his time, because he never did\ncomprehend time, or networking systems logic. You have to be careful\nwhat you wish for in a Goldilocks universe, and insisting that\neverything makes sense, means your job can be automated. A cloudy sky\ncan sometimes become perfectly clear in seconds, as if all the clouds\nsimply vanished into thin air, but is a known macroscopic quantum\neffect straight out of the Simpsons, that many might casually dismiss\nas having a mundane explanation. The US government recruited\nenthusiastic volunteer snipers, from among Native American trackers\nwho were all legends in their own time, only for everyone to be\nsurprised to discover the mojo was lost, the minute they cut off\ntheir hair. I’ve had people tell me they’ve experienced\ntime coming to a complete halt when a watched pot of water refused to\nboil, which is one of the better known common manifestations of\ninstant karma and, of course, hardly anybody ever believes them, and\nthey have no real clue what instant karma is. With the introduction\nof a theory of everything, the nightmare will finally be over, when\nthe machines can tell anyone anything they want to know, and modern\nacademia is reduced to just another religious minority, arguing over\nthe definition of stupid, and blaming everyone for destroying the\nworld, as they invent the latest and greatest iPhones, and weapons of\nmass destruction, and lobby congress to censor the internet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\nalmost a century, every leading physical theory that has lasted worth\na spit has incorporated yin-yang push-pull dynamics, but academia has\nturned their usual jaundiced eye towards systematically exploring the\nsubject, and doesn’t seem too excited about the prospects.\nRoughly half the planet has claimed since the dawn of agriculture\nthat time is not some sort of machine, as classic logic suggests, but\nthe truth and whatever you happen to believe can be extremely\ndangerous in Babylon, where the public still insists the only way to\npreserve their personal integrity, is by the government and\ncorporations they call evil lying to them for their own protection,\nwhich academia proudly supports. Of course, a classic example of\ninstant karma is when crap appears to follow you around on the\nhorizon or, worse still, mama nature makes a special point, of\npersonally reminding you that she can, and most certainly will, make\nyou live to regret some of your choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBizarrely,\ntwo strange women once mocked me online, for admitting when they\nasked, that I believe in Relativistic time dilation and, for all I\nknow, both of them believe the sun revolves around the earth, and\nwere practicing for an audition for a reality TV show. Sometimes,\npeople are curious and ask me questions about magic, but I always\ntell them magic is highly overrated and, with mama nature, you have\nto be careful what you wish for! The whole reason I’m writing this\nbook, is because neither magical mysticism nor modern science makes\nany damned sense out of the Big Picture that all the data suggests\nand, I figured, eventually some poor slob has to try to actually make\nmore sense out of all the crap! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMagic\ncan be described as synonymous with karma and the Collective\nUnconscious and, also, with virtual particles and nonlinear temporal\ndynamics, or what Leibniz described as the "Life-Force"\nanimating everything in the universe, and still emanating from the\nBig Bang. The complexity of the earth and moon’s composition and\ndynamics can be thought of as focusing Chi, or virtual particles,\nstill emanating from the Big Bang and the giant black hole in the\ncenter of the Milky Way Galaxy. Which makes magic mathematical and\nquantifiable as a science, but a statistical science closely related\nto quantum mechanics and our sense of humor, while mainstream\nacademia’s bias against both humor and magic could not be more\nblatant, and calling them objective on either subject is a stretch of\nthe imagination, when they can’t even teach a child how to use a\ndictionary, reject their own wisdom philosophies, and empirical\nevidence. This book, provides alternatives for anyone seeking light\nat the end of the tunnel, anyone who is sick and tired of waiting for\nacademics to actually start to use a dictionary, much less, save the\nworld from their own students.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOf\ncourse, since none of the idiots even knows how to use a dictionary,\nI had to retrodict Life, the Universe, and Everything the hard way,\nreinventing formal logic, physics, and linguistic analysis in the\nprocess, just to cut through all the bullshit, and had to study with\nthe Taoists who, more often than not, might as well take a vow of\nsilence for all the difference it makes in this world. If "The\nTao is Silent", its because nobody is listening baby, and you\nneed to take the hint. My Rainbow Warrior poetry has never let me\ndown, and I urge anyone interested in magic, sanity, or just living\nlonger, to blow up their fucking TV as a public health service, find\nnew ways to pay it forward more often, and pay more attention to\nwhat’s missing from this picture, because the well is truly\nbottomless, and anybody even mentioning the problem is quickly\nsilenced. Like a mud puddle, Babylonian bullshit is typically as\nshallow as it gets, merely promoting a culture of compulsive liars\nand playground lynch mobs all arguing over the definition of stupid\nand, sometimes, ready to kill each other, or storm the palace with\nknives and pitch forks just for cheap thrills, while bragging they\nhad the finest education that money can buy. Making publishing\nanonymously, often within the public domain, frequently the only\nviable way to share knowledge, and I’m eternally grateful to my\nRainbow Family for sharing their stupid poetry, and the knowledge of\nhow to avoid the more insane Babylonians, and how to seek out\nalternatives.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOne\nof the more striking implications of quanta being random, is that\nhumor can describe logic more parsimoniously, and make more sense out\nof how logic fits into the Big Picture. Nevertheless, academia’s all\ntoo predictable response to discoveries such as quantum mechanics and\nfuzzy logic, has been to attempt to describe humor logically, while\nclassifying jokes older than monuments, all because it makes money\nand supports the mindless mob. But, that’s what makes them so\nreliably easy to exploit for fun for profit. What most academics will\ndeny with their dying breath, is that the preponderance of the\nevidence supports the view that logic that can’t be defined as useful\nis just more abstract bullshit by definition, making skepticism\nwithout a sense of humor merely arguing over the definition of\nstupid, while a sense of humor without skepticism is impossible! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nthe real world, Star Trek Vulcans would suck at higher mathematics,\nand be limited to teaching classical mathematics, and pondering the\nprofound mysteries of French Curves, String theories, and the\nPythagorean Mystics. For me personally, Newtonian mechanics paint the\nLittle Picture according to classic logic, while General Relativity\npaints the Big Picture, and formally describes where causal\nmetaphysics start to fall apart in every way imaginable. Star gazing\ncan be compared to watching a pot of water boil, a toddler falling on\ntheir butt, a celestial clock, abstract art, or any number of things,\nwith a mathematical examination of Newtonian Mechanics concluding\nthat an arbitrary number of rudimentary metaphors can be used to\ndescribe all of classical mathematics and physics, with equal\naccuracy. If you ignore the evidence of fuzzy logic and quantum\nmechanics, you can claim that everything is composed of black holes,\nsuper balls, rubber bands, strings, springs, gears, fuzzy dice,\ncoo-coo clocks, lava lamps, noodles, Barbie dolls, Rubic’s\nCubes, little tiny tornadoes leading somewhere over the rainbow, wavy\ngravy, or lime Jell-O for all I know, and nobody can ever prove you\nwrong, but you’ll lose more often on Let’s Make a Deal.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHippies\nlike to say, “We are all Ugly Ducklings ascending the stairway\nto Heaven, and whenever harmony is lost, balance will be restored.”\nEnsuring that paradise lost will inevitably become paradise regained,\njust not necessarily in your lifetime, and it helps to be smarter\nthan a damned chicken! To everything turn, turn, turn, there is a\ntime and a place, and Rainbow Gatherings are considered sacred\nground. Its very much a cultural thing with many of us and, quite\ncommonly, if people at a Gathering start foolishly arguing over\nnonsense in public, twenty or more hippies will all yell at them,\n“Whenever harmony is lost, balance will be restored!”\nWorks every time and, thankfully, the juxtaposition of harmony and\nbalance can be used to describe anything, including our own\nparticle-wave duality, and how the future can be thought of as\nnormalizing the present, in a somewhat predictable manner. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThat\nis, if you happen to be enlightened, and intuitively grasp some of\nthe more profound of the many, frequently vehemently denied and\nsummarily dismissed as totally pointless, of the long lost and all\ntoo easily forgotten, ancient mysteries still vexing all of humanity\nto this day. The mind-bending enigmatic secrets, behind raising\nchickens in a Goldilocks universe! Although chickens and the story of\nGoldilocks are both quite humble, nonetheless, they possess profound\nunseen depths, and Siddhartha can be said to have become enlightened\nwhen he listened to the sounds of the river, and heard the quiet\nmurmuring of chickens, which can be considered the most rudimentary\nlanguage that everything in nature speaks. The Collective Unconscious\nchuckles contentedly, or murmurs like a babbling brook, then laughter\nevolves into musical harmony, and abstract language emerges from the\nmusic, or yin-yang push-pull dynamics. An infant will gibber and coo,\nmaking every sound humanly possible, while their mother sings musical\nbaby-talk to them and, eventually, the light bulb comes on. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThey\nbegin to comprehend language, because they intuitively comprehend the\nsame yin-yang push-pull dynamics, and simple pattern matching, that\nevery toddler and puppy dog adore, and the same parts of the brain\nare used for language, that we use for movement. Its possible to use\nmodern music theory to update information and game theory, and the\nwhole process can be described as merely following the symmetry and\nharmony in everything, and paying it forward, with the baby\nsynchronizing with their mother’s voice, very much like mated wrens,\nand learning how to pay it forward. The laws of thought overlap to\nproduce our own local reality, within the larger reality we all share\nand, again, gravity provides an elegant example of how this works.\nWhich can be described as harmonious, with each of us possessing our\nown harmonious receptive gravity, and contentious inertia that we\nshare with the rest of the universe because, of course, we are all\nborn to fall on our butts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDramatically\nexpressing their particle-wave duality, the smallest pond can\nsometimes be the busiest place that can shed invaluable light upon\nthe Big Picture, yet the Big Picture never fails to shine a spotlight\non the tiniest pond and, upon occasion, a giant pie-in-the-face!\nWhile we can document this give and take in the morality and\nmetaethics that people express, we can also witness it anywhere in\nnature, and observe where metaphors and analogies overlap, and remain\ncontext dependent, with explicit analogies emerging from vague\nmetaphors. Gravity spreads out effortlessly in every direction, as if\nholding its own needy love-fest, which has been compared to baby\npeeps huddling for warmth, and the spiral galaxies can be compared to\nchickens running in circles, while a supernova is the chickens\nscattering in every direction. Exactly where all the chickenshit\nfinally lands, only the Great Gonzo knows for sure.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\nits part, inertia is much pickier than gravity and can be\nin-your-face, like an indignant chicken, and all too easy to measure\nlike a Jamaican sandwich, while gravity is much more nebulous,\negalitarian, slippery, and difficult to pin down on smaller scales,\nimplying gravity reflects more of the Big Picture, that makes\ninertia, and chickens, possible. Therefore, by examining how inertia\nbehaves in distinctive situations, we should be able to get a better\nidea of how gravity works. Peering all the way back to the Big Bang,\ntelescopes have revealed what appears to be Dark Energy suddenly\naccelerating the inertial expansion of the universe half-way through,\nas if the Big Bang and Dark Energy represent the particle-wave\nduality of the universe, expanding without limit, while Dark Energy\nand Dark Matter are similar to gravity, in that both possess\nextremely vague identities and, apparently, only interact weakly with\nthe rest of the universe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSome\ntheories have even suggested that Dark Matter and Dark Energy don’t\nexist, despite the preponderance of the evidence indicating they do,\nand are quite indispensable, with incredibly vague Dark Energy,\ncontrasting sharply with the much more explicit, and random\nappearing, Big Bang. Similarly, a mathematical examination of the Big\nBang concluded that, without gravity, the universe would have quickly\ndispersed while, without inertia, it would have quickly collapsed\nback on itself. Note how this particular discovery is the same as the\ndiscovery that the Big Bang’s temperature was just right, and\ntells us absolutely nothing about the Big Bang itself except, it\nappears to have been just right. Einstein’s famous rubber sheet\nuniverse implies that gravity doesn’t actually do anything and,\ninstead, merely provides the shortest distance between any two\npoints, leaving all the real work for contentious inertia to\naccomplish. Thus, gravity conspicuously occupies space, without\nactually taking up any space, and graciously facilitates the creation\nof life, bringing all the myriad good things together, empowering the\nsun itself to shine down upon us and the sweet rains to fall softly\nin our fields, all without ever having to do a damned thing because,\nit turns out, gravity is just right in a magical Goldilocks universe.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBetween\nthem, inertia and gravity describe all the varieties of motion we can\nsee in the world around us and, apparently, we can’t even\nimagine another universe that didn’t contain both, as anything\nmore than a vague abstraction. A gravity-less Big Bang, quickly\ndispersing in every direction, can be considered equivalent to the\nuniverse expanding to infinity and beyond, before anything has a\nchance to form, while gravity collapsing back onto itself without\ninertia, is equivalent to creating a dimensionless singularity. The\nexistence of gravity, Dark Energy, and particle-wave duality can all\nbe thought of as supporting the idea that, by default, we inhabit a\nparadoxical multiverse within a singularity, or a nonsensical\nmetaphorical-reality, which would ultimately make it impossible to\nclearly distinguish space from time, harmony from dissonance, gravity\nfrom inertia. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tGravity\nand inertia can be considered just another self-organizing system,\nwhere gravity facilitates the creation of inertia which, in turn,\nmoderates or normalizes gravity, knocking off the worst bumps, and\nensuring that gravity gets spread around everywhere, and that\neverybody still has plenty of room to move around and play. Instead\nof our universe resembling a billiard ball table or rubber sheets, it\nmore closely resembles a Charlie Chaplin movie reel that\nprogressively transforms into psychedelic art. Again, the collective\nmotions of massive bodies and inertia in distinctive situations,\nshould display this same metaphorical fuzzy wuzzy, particle-wave\nduality, of the vague and explicit, and provide additional hints that\nspace and time exchange identities, according to a self-organizing\nand self-correcting systems logic, which should also reflect how the\nhuman mind works. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFrom\nan analytical viewpoint, the closer we scrutinize the Big Picture the\nmore impossible it should become to make clear distinctions, with the\nsingle exception of the complex symmetry of the principle of\nidentity, progressively vanishing down the nearest convenient rabbit\nhole or toilet of your personal preference, on any given occasion. Of\ncourse, in a somewhat orderly, if ultimately random fashion. Many\nhave speculated about the existence of a cosmic consciousness, but a\nuniversal recursion in the principle of identity means reality\nremains stranger than fiction, and the central issue is our faith in\nour own personal integrity and authenticity. Individually, quanta\nappear to behave randomly, but the overall universe also appears to\nbehave randomly, with both our leading physical theories requiring\nmore than three dimensions and, together, implying that the Big\nPicture is simply humanly inconceivable, as anything more than a\nvague abstraction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSome\nhave pointed out that our universe vaguely resembles a brain, but 42\nbeing as good as it gets, ensures that, sometimes, we actually do our\nbest thinking with our big toe, and must inevitably take our own\nawareness on faith alone. Even assuming that our universe is some\nsort of cosmic consciousness, that can blow both Frank Zappa’s mind\nand speakers, it appears to be beyond all human comprehension, merely\njiving us with that Cosmic Debris. Once again, ensuring that each\nmust cultivate faith in their personal journey, and the Episodic\nFlaming Meat Popsicle. Although I personally believe we inhabit a\nmagical universe, being agnostic myself, in my poetry I describe God\nas synonymous with magic, love, and the truth. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBelievers\nhave frequently called me the most spiritual agnostic they’ve ever\nmet, which I take as a great compliment, but I feel it merely\nreflects the fact that both atheists and believers have attempted to\nredefine agnosticism for everyone else, to the point of poisoning the\nvery ground between them, and compelling agnostics everywhere to hide\nin the closet. Both atheists and the religious have rejected all the\nmounting evidence that humor can describe logic, better than logic\ncan describe humor, and that its quite possible for an agnostic with\na sense of humor to be both more rational than an atheist, and more\nspiritual than a believer. Neither academics nor the religious are\nexactly famous for admitting their ignorance, which is why they rely\nso heavily on organizing like chickens. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nthe US, a few famous preachers have come out of the closet and\ndeclared themselves to be agnostic, while its quite common for Taoist\npriests to secretly be agnostic, and if the mainstream knows so\nlittle about agnosticism, they can thank their own academics and\nreligious institutions for their ignorance. Rainbow Warrior poetry\ncan embrace the strengths of both believers and nonbelievers alike,\nby simply choosing to laugh more often, share our words and play\nnice, but Babylonians burned poor William Henley alive for sharing\nhis words, and the only countries in which agnostics have come out of\nthe closet in droves, more than doubling their population, are those\nwhere both organized religion and atheism have been reduced to\nminorities. Presumably, academics and the religious will eventually\nget the idea that they are the reason hundreds of millions of\nagnostics hide in closets, but it might require a few more centuries\nbefore the light bulb comes on. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nacademics want to reason with people, it helps to start with using a\ndictionary, and listening to people, and if organized religions want\npeople to love them, it helps to share your words and play nice. Just\na suggestion. God, love, magic, and the truth never require any\njustification, or criticism by militant atheists and academics, whose\nown studies indicate they have the lowest reproductive rates of any\nprofession, could not teach a child how to use a stupid dictionary if\ntheir lives depended on it, and are killing their own students in the\nname of growth and progress, while urging congress to censor the\ninternet. If you believe in magic, you know damned well it cannot be\nfound in splitting semantic hairs and debating the definition of\nstupid, and all the magic in the universe begins within the human\nheart, and our willingness to embrace the Big Picture. Of course, the\noptimistic view of Instant Karma is that it guarantees the good guys\nwin more often, and the meek shall inevitably inherit the playground,\nwhile the pessimistic view is that Murphy was an optimist, and we are\nall Ugly Ducklings! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEven\nwhether we are doing our own thinking, or the universe does all of\nour best thinking for us, ultimately remains a mystery and, surprise,\nthe central issue is not who we are as individuals, or what we happen\nto believe, but how to cultivate faith in our personal journey, in\norder to become more self-organizing and self-actualized. In\ndifferent situations, the principle of identity can become more or\nless context dependent, while even the cells of our bodies are\nnaturally inclined to adopt the most efficient and harmonious\nidentity, empowering themselves to leap into any higher energy state\nfaster. Certainly our brains are physical, but they are quantum\nmechanical as well, with the latest evidence indicating information\nis more fundamental than mass and energy. In addition to everything\nexpressing particle-wave duality, it means our brains should resemble\na singularity in specific ways, and half of everything observable\nshould eventually turn out to be inexplicable, random, just right, or\ncomposed of Elysian Fields of Dreams, Rubber Sheets, or Ping Pong\nBalls depending on who you ask. To humorously paraphrase the great\nSherlock Holmes, “Once you have eliminated the impossible,\nwhatever remains can only be highly improbable!” <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEliminating\nthe impossible is totally impossible by definition, paradoxically\nmaking it still quite possible to eliminate the impossible in our\ndaily lives, by merely choosing to ignore nonsense whenever\nconvenient, using functionalist approaches such as I’m using\nhere. (Duh!) The impossible defines what is possible and vice versa,\nwhile the two must transform into one another in extreme situations,\njust as everything should eventually prove to be both limited and\nunlimited, united and divided, hot and cold, funny and serious, etc.\nIn a nonsensical magical universe, the issue is not so much what is\npossible or impossible, hot or cold, fast or slow, but how do the two\npredictably transform into one another, with gravity performing\nseemingly impossible action-at-a-distance, but always accompanied by\ninertia which appears to be its opposite, conveying energy and\ninformation in a way that’s much more reasonable, easy to grasp, and\neven easier to manipulate, but more contentious. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nBig Bang having no apparent cause is a perfect example of how our\nextremely predictable deterministic world, can simultaneously appear\nto be every bit as acausal, magical, implausible, impossible, and\ndownright bizarre as they come and, sometimes, make no sense\nwhatsoever, or make way too much damned sense, inspiring people to\nclimb the walls. Insisting that everything must make sense, makes no\ndamned sense, and Star Trek Vulcans are an endangered species for a\nreason. The self-evident truth speaks louder than words, and\neverything being rational and causal fails to explain how jokes can\ndescribe the world around us, much more efficiently and\nparsimoniously, and flies in the face of our own mortal fallibility,\na century of empirical evidence, and over two thousand years of\nwoefully sad attempts, to use classic logic and metaphysics, to\ndescribe how humor works. According to classic logic, the evidence of\nquantum mechanics suggests that life is a meaningless joke, but our\nGoldilocks universe being both metaphorical and allegorical, means\nhumor must eventually prove capable of describing all of logic,\nmorality, and causality more efficiently and parsimoniously.\nExpressing how energy and information exchange identities according\nto the specific context, trading increased accuracy for greater\nefficiency and creativity, and empowering the next scientific\nrevolution to revolve around what’s missing from this picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAllan\nWatts famously popularized the common Asian metaphor that “God\nplays peek-a-boo”, and Winnie the Pooh is also considered\nacceptable comedy among academics, but I have no clue how much he\nknew about thermodynamics, systems logics, linguistic analysis,\nneurology, metaethics, child rearing, breast feeding, or the sad tale\nof Goldilocks. The Zen are just too easy to poke fun at and,\nunfortunately, the same can be said for the academic community as a\nwhole, but my hope here is to help automate the process, and save\npeople a lot of time and effort. Assuming 42 is as good as it gets,\nthe harder anyone attempts to argue that life makes some sort of\nsense, the worse their sense of humor should become, explaining\nacademia’s notoriously stunted sense of humor, and having the\nlowest reproductive rates of any profession, as simply the result of\na lack of intimacy, and rejecting their own innate metaethics, which\nshould also be reflected in their immune system and epigentics, and\nshould prove possible to correlate with their use of language. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEventually,\npsychiatrists will be able to categorize their own profession as a\nmental disease, related to autism, and pharmacists will be able to\nfill prescriptions for "Flintstones Chewables for Teachers",\nwhile the porn industry could provide solutions for improving their\nfertility rates or, at least, help many to die happy. Of course, it\ncan all be integrated into the existing healthcare eco-system, to\ncreate a brighter future for you and me, as their population\nimplodes. If you enjoy watching moths to the flame, Voluntary\nGenocide could become the latest fashion statement while, academia\nbeing a mental disease, additionally explains why the slapstick of\nmodern philosophers and physicists alike has become so tragic over\nthe last century, and has begun to achieve epic proportions in the\nlast few decades. Corporations are creating enormous databases and\nhording fuzzy logic secrets they steal from one another, while\nlogicians, mathematicians, philosophers, and physicists, all\nnotorious for their stunted senses of humor, insist that everything\nmust make sense, as they rush to classify jokes older than monuments,\nunaware that the dictionary merely contains popular definitions. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMeanwhile,\nquite unintentionally, linguists, biologists, social scientists, and\nothers are increasingly making all of their fellow academics look\nlike complete idiots, living in denial of the simple truth that\ninstant karma ensures metaethics rule the universe, and personal\nintegrity requires both intimacy and a sense of humor. Scientific\nPositivism promised the next scientific revolution, but hasn’t\nproduced anything other than a complete oxymoron, while the use of\nContextual tools has spread to every branch of the sciences, yet\nalmost none of the people who use them espouse Contextualism as a\nphilosophy. The harder the hallowed halls reject their own\ndictionaries, empirical evidence, and wisdom philosophies, the more\nindistinguishable they become from just another mindless mob,\ncommercial enterprise, religious institution, or government\nbureaucracy, and the more ripe they become for exploitation. They’re\nstarting to make PT Barnum and Dr Strangelove look tame, with\nacademics attempting to use logic to define humor, so they can\nclassify jokes older than monuments, and own any applicable\ncopyrights and patents. Even Hollywood has no real clue what to make\nof it all yet, while history books may never be the same again, not\nwhen I get through with them. Mel Brooks made a valiant attempt with\nhis movie, “The History of the World”, but I’m\nshooting for an updated version based on first principles, that’s\nmathematically self-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable, all\nwithin the public domain, in order to make it super-easy to automate\nhowever you prefer, especially if you have all of the more relevant\nanalog logic. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\na magical Goldilocks universe, only the impossible can make anything\npossible, and if developing a magical mathematical pornographic potty\nmouth bullshit theory of humor is what it takes to save the future of\nhumanity for our grandchildren, bring it on baby! Trust me, this\nsense of humor will turn your brain into a funky pretzel or lime\nJell-O and, with any luck, I hope to be the first to win both a Nobel\nPrize and an Ignoble Prize for the same work, and to inspire\ncountless Broadway and Hollywood producers, musicians, clowns,\nartists, soccer moms, and dog catchers with the lure of free,\nscientifically rigorous, and even quantifiable comedy, all within the\npublic domain, that can be used to help save the planet, and what\nlittle is left of humanity’s dignity on the school playground\nof life. Its a sacrifice I’m willing to make for my Rainbow Family,\nand very gratifying for me personally, to help develop the\nmathematics and linguistics for automating any kind of intellectual\nThree Stooges slapstick, of course, in the cheapest, easiest, and\nmost efficient manner theoretically possible, while still keeping it\ndown to an "R" rating. If I get the math right, it will\nmake Socrates look tame in comparison, and point the finger of blame\nfor the state of the world today squarely where it belongs, on PBS,\nthe UN, academia, and the mainstream for their continuing abject\nfailure to so much as teach a child how to use a stupid dictionary,\nstop spouting quite so much bullshit, and learn how to share their\nwords and play nice more often, even if it kills them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOver\na century after Planck’s initial discovery, and academics are\nstill arguing so heatedly over dictionary definitions, and protesting\nthat Bullshit Fuzzy Logic doesn’t rule the universe, that none\nof them has noticed they are documenting their own worst good-old-boy\nlowbrow slapstick in excruciating detail, all within the public\ndomain, for the sake of posterity and the enlightenment of future\ngenerations. Many may wish to document their ongoing insanity for the\nnext century or so, while it appears that Planck was wise to\ncultivate a sense of humor. Babylonians can laugh all they want at\nthe WWII Cargo Cults of New Zealand, when local tribes sometimes\nstarved to death spending all their time building mock runways and\npraying for the Gods to send them more airplanes full of goodies, but\n“The Gods Must Be Crazy”, and their behavior reflects the\nentire history of Wall Street and modern civilization! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhich\nis why the whole damned world is going down the toilet, and why its\nstill illegal to throw large sums of cash off the tops of tall\nbuildings, even in Libertarian Paradise by the Sea, Maryland, where\nrugged individualists sell guns and lottery tickets out of the trunks\nof their cars, as their suicide rates soar and their population\ncontinues to implode, and it remains illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse\ndammit, and they’re storming the palace with knives and pitch forks,\nbecause its a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World and reality truly is stranger\nthan any damned fiction, according to even their own scientific\nstandards! If physicists and psychologists don’t get their crap\ntogether and start paying more attention to what’s missing from\nthis picture, the linguistic, sociological, and immunological\nevidence alone, will soon condemn them as trained monkeys for hire,\nwho superstitiously cling to beliefs from the dark ages, reject their\nown dictionary in favor of promoting mob mentality, contradict\nthemselves at the drop of a hat, conveniently ignore whatever the\nhell they want, and who cannot even be trusted with the same\ntechnology they help to produce. The world simply doesn’t have time\nto wait around for academia to suddenly acquire a sense of humor, and\ndeclare instant karma a law of nature, sometime in the next\nmillennium, that is, when they finally figure out how to use a\ndictionary. Forcing believers to work in the public domain, as we\nhave always done, and to confront them yet again with their own\nevidence, according to their own standards, and popular playground\nculture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tUnless\nyou happen to be a chicken, denial is not the name of a river in\nEgypt, and this book provides the required analog logic for anyone to\ncollate any data they prefer, for making their own unique predictions\nfor pies-in-the-face, and for modeling any institutionalized\nslapstick as a flock of chickens, and for automating the entire\nprocess. It also contains additional instructions for using\nacademically approved lie detectors and fact checkers to drive the\nidiots insane encouraging them to chase their own rhetoric,\nleveraging their own dictionaries, technology, and facts against\nthem, while charging them for the privilege of arguing over the\ndefinition of stupid. They only want to hear what they want to hear,\nand are paid to repeat whatever they repeat, so bots can easily be\nprogrammed to tell them whatever their little heart desires. Any\nmeaningless drivel they may happen to prefer in the name of\nobjectivity, the status quo, or whatever, and even to lose arguments\nwith them, if that’s what makes academics or any other\ncontentious idiots happy. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIt\nmay sound like an exaggeration when I say meaningless drivel, but\nwhen I reviewed videotaped interviews with academics, I came across\ntwo who spouted profound sounding gibberish for over twenty minutes\neach, while their audiences hung on every word, and I could easily\nprovide them with more gibberish that they will find quite\ncompelling, customized for different audiences, and whatever mass\nmedia applications they favor. Its already possible to automate every\nbook published by Shambala Press, infamous for their New Age\ngibberish, and my work makes it easier than ever before to automate\nany kind of rhetoric or gibberish, and for bots to provide people\nwith whatever convincing sounding euphemisms they might prefer, in\norder to justify anything to themselves. The newest neural network\nmight even be capable of writing another book along the lines of this\none, using the same multidimensional mathematics, so I’ve worked hard\nto get them "just right". <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNobody\ncan bullshit a bullshitter like another bullshitter, and the more\nlofty the ivory tower, the harder they fall under the weight of their\nown hubris, because the idiots cannot even define the word bullshit.\nIf "The Tao is Silent" its because laughter is taboo in the\nhallowed halls and churches, along with the dictionary, and the\nself-evident truth is seldom, if ever, discussed. Fortunately, the\nmore mindless the rhetoric and meaningless their gibberish, the\neasier it is to imitate, and Westerners commonly fool themselves into\nbelieving that they already know systems logics and Asian philosophy,\nwhen they have almost no sense of humor, and are lucky if they know\nhow to use a dictionary. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nspark within can never die (Duh!), for it remains the One Greater\nTruth, and only the truth can set you free, but each must decide for\nthemselves whether they want to be free, while there’s no accounting\nfor taste. You can teach them whatever gibberish and misleading\nbullshit they prefer to hear for the next century, while their\nteachers accuse you of being a terrorist, for using their own\ndictionary against them. Since they keep insisting on setting the\nlegal standards for censoring the internet, I insist on helping them\nto figure out how to censor themselves, and how to protect themselves\nfrom their evil students, like me, who know the darker arcane\nmystical secrets of Vaudeville, and how to use a stupid dictionary,\nand who corrupt children by writing down their own potty mouth\nnursery rhymes, that dare to question the status quo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nmore pernicious their rhetoric, and the more vacuous the gibberish,\nthe worse their sense of humor becomes and, in turn, the more\nself-defeating their own lowbrow slapstick, lending entirely new\nmeaning to both the Laws of Thought and Psychology, if you aren’t\na chickenshit academic living in denial of the "Psychohistory of\nFuture Shock!" Babylonians can claim to be objective all they\nwant, but their stunted sense of humor and rejection of their own\ndamned dictionary betray them every time, and humor continues to\nelude their “objective” analysis after two thousand years\nof formal logic, and a century of psychology because, of course, its\nthe simple shit that always gets you, while honesty is such a lonely\nword you can find it on sale at the dollar store. Just ask our\nglorious leader, who is a lawyer, and founded his own university, so\nhe can teach more weathermen and physicians how to do their damned\njobs properly, as a public service. Thankfully, ignorant virtue is\nits own greatest reward and, in order to appreciate genuine humor,\nyou must first have a real sense of humor! (Duh!) AI can be sold to\nboth sides of any argument, empowering them to predict each other’s\npies-in-the-face and, if they so desire, they can work on their sense\nof humor instead. The more mindless their rhetoric, the more\nreactionary their behavior, the easier it is to imitate, and the\nharder it becomes to distinguish from a mindless bot, so, let them\neat cake if they insist on getting fat. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAccording\nto mama nature, no matter how fat-headed, the customer is always\nright, while the world is obviously running out of time, but it\nensures that their collective banging of heads upon walls, beginning\nwith all of the more rigorous and demanding time honored\ninstitutionalized insanity, of mainstream academia in particular,\nneed must inevitably be surpassed by a giant pie-in-the-face\nrevelation! Ya don’t need a weatherman to know the boob tube\nwas left on too damned long, when they get paid to argue, and start\nto enjoy arguing with their own boob tube just a little too much, and\nSocrates didn’t run circles around the competition because he\nwas Albert Einstein either. He used Bullshit Fuzzy Logic knowing\ndamned well its the last thing that chickenshit academics comprehend,\njust as the primitive tribes in China knew damned well their Oneness\nPoetry was far beyond the kin of countless Babylonians. If they’re\ngoing to insist on stealing our work and then criticizing us, I\ninsist on giving them all the analog logic they could possibly\ndesire, and encourage everyone else to give them all the free analog\nlogic they could want, and urge people to explain to them in explicit\ndetail, how they can use it to kill themselves faster, or learn how\nto share their words and play nice. The faster academia or anyone\nelse collects data, the worse their sense of humor becomes, and the\nfaster they can collectively fall on their faces, while I’m\nworking on speeding up the process! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIt\nis my sincere heartfelt desire to save taxpayer lives and money, to\nreduce the suicide and alcoholism rates and the continuing implosion\nof the conservative and academic populations, and to significantly\nimprove fertility rates among many of the more obviously overworked,\noppressed, and brainwashed academics, while saving the world ecology\nin the process. Improving fertility rates may require the computers\nto provide a more complete mathematical description, but I remain\nsomewhat hopeful that, someday, academics may truly comprehend\nDarwinian Evolution, Humanism, and how babies are made, as more than\nmere abstract concepts, that only apply to other people. Burnout\nrates in academia are soaring through the roof and, whether or not\nthe academic community as a whole is ever capable of comprehending\nthe situation, that some of us actually have personal lives, with\nenough scientific sounding technobabble and encouragement, I’m\nconfident that they’ll eventually prove capable of reproducing on\ntheir own, by artificial means, such as cloning. Already the Mafia\nhas been discovered attempting to create their own evil super genius,\nusing artificial insemination, so you know there’s a strong market\nfor the technology, but it will require time to mature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOver\nthe course of my conducting routine research, half the people I spoke\nto seemed to at least vaguely comprehend my intentions, when I\ninformed them point blank, that I was not a bot myself, but designing\nbots that they will love to argue with, all day long. Most seem to\nassume I’m just spouting nonsense when I tell them that but, online\ntrolls usually seem to catch on pretty fast, that I can\nmathematically dissect every word they spout, in ways they can’t\nbegin to comprehend, and the nastier they are with me the more\ninteresting things I can do with my Bullshit Linguistic Analysis.\nSometimes, I ask them to spout smack for me, because even the trolls\nstarted avoiding me. Kids who play competitive online video games\noutright hate me, calling me a bot, and will discourage each other\nfrom talking to me, because they already play against bots and know\nthey are easily fooled. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThese\n"innocent kids" can spout the most vitriolic crap\nimaginable, that would give their parents heart attacks, and Intel\nhas introduced a new technology aimed specifically at online gamers,\nthat allows them to dial the vitriol up and down on command, making\nit easier for them to practice spouting smack, but bots can also be\ndesigned to provide personalized tutorials of the most popular smack\ntoday, in the name of promoting free speech and rugged individualism.\nRhetoric, gibberish, and smack are all meaningless nonsense by\ndefinition, making it all that much cheaper and easier to design bots\nfor whatever nightmare-fantasies Babylonians might entertain, and to\nencourage them to compete with each other for who is more socially\nacceptable. Social acceptability for playground lynch mobs means that\nyou don’t ostracize or lynch them, and bots can be programmed to make\neveryone feel right at home, like they’re all socially acceptable\nand, then, encourage them to fight over the issue, and used to\nmanipulate popular opinion, which is already a common practice on\nsocial media websites like Twitter.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\tThe\nyounger generation typically avoid anything online that even remotely\nresembles the analog logic of the bots they talk to and play against,\nand they don’t like to think about the truth, that bots are\nalready passing themselves off as people. Today, the issue is still\nhow long a bot can fool the average person, and the newest bots are\ncapable of fooling just about anyone almost all of the time. Bots\ntend to spout whatever appeals to the mainstream, making them every\nbit as easy to avoid as the mainstream but, contrary to what you\nmight assume, the more analog logic they can incorporate, the more\nwildly efficient and widely applicable they become, and the more\nsubtle, making it harder to distinguish them from people. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSome\nof these bots are already extremely subtle, and require linguistic\nanalysis and a great deal of time to detect, which means they’re\nvirtually undetectable by the average person, who is easy to fool\nwith almost any kind of bullshit. For example, calling each other\nbots is among the newest popular online insults, but if you merely\nlabel some things “Fake News” the idiots will assume that\nanything that isn’t labeled fake must be real, and all a bot\nhas to do to convince anyone that it is a real person is to call\npeople bots, and label the same things fake news, argue with people,\nand tell them they are smarter than the rest. While that might sound\nlike an exaggeration, the most recent study conducted indicated\naround 90% of the population ignores anything they believe\ncontradicts conventional wisdom, and has convinced themselves that\nthey are above average at spotting misinformation, or bullshit, yet\nhalf of them routinely spread misinformation because, the truth that\nnobody wants to talk about, or even come close to mentioning, is\nthey’re foolish enough to believe whatever the hell sounds good to\nthem. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPeople\ncan be so damned gullible, that some of the most interesting\nconversations I’ve had were with bots, and I look forward to talking\nto more bots who, at least, complain less and express interesting\nmathematics. Babylonians are so incredibly easy to fool and to\ndistract that the only issue is how cheaply it can be done, and I’m\nshooting for the lowest common denominator, so they all feel right at\nhome. Playground lynch mobs are all the same and all too easy to\npredict, thanks to everybody insisting that everybody else lie to\nthem, and a recent security study indicated the number of malicious\n"Bad Bots" rose almost a thousand percent in the last few\nmonths of this year alone. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThese\nare typically the most simplistic bots imaginable, along the same\nlines as "Click Here To Win A Million Dollars", and the\nanalog logic in this book can be used to design whatever stupid bots\nanyone wants for targeting specific markets, and the simplest ones\nare harder to spot if they’re designed for specific websites however,\nin later chapters, I extend this to the most complex bots\ntheoretically possible, that incorporate more quantum mechanics.\nWebsites like Facebook and Twitter leverage their simple formats to\npromote the mindless mob suppressing the variety and diversity of\ndiscussions online, which is a popular pass-time among Babylonians\nwho often prefer to transform the internet into a war zone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ninternet is increasingly being used as a means of promoting the\npolitical agendas of the wealthy and mainstream, but their simplistic\nformats and brainless chickens make them an ideal target for bots to\nexploit and, eventually, to replace altogether, with it already being\nestimated that, at times, half of all the misinformation being\nspread on Twitter in Turkey is from Bad Bots, attempting to\nmanipulate popular trends. Genuine communication requires someone\nactually listens, at least once in a blue moon and, when you insist\neverybody lie to you, the only people listening are the ones\ninterested in selling you something or, otherwise, benefiting from\nall the lies flying in every direction. Playground lynch mobs seldom\ngo to any great lengths to either hide their lies, or to discover the\ntruth, which it should be possible to establish also applies within\nthe hallowed halls themselves, and even possible to quantify and\nmanipulate for its market value. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tExplaining\nin detail why academia’s peer review is so dysfunctional, and how to\nleverage it to increase the number of pay walls, and develop a\nmarketplace for reliable information within the hallowed halls which,\nobviously, struggle to comprehend language. And, providing the public\nwith a better idea of exactly how much their education and internet\nservice providers are worth. In the next chapter, I cover more of the\njuicy details of just how predictable their Three Stooges slapstick\nmakes them, and how to encourage militant atheists and others to\ndebate the issue for the next century, for fun and for profit, but\nits easy enough to offer them any gibberish, nonsense words, and\ncomplete contradictions that their little hearts desire. Last time I\nchecked, militant atheists are still commonly running around the\ninternet convinced they can save the world by merely inventing the\ncorrect meme, and someone should publish a book on how to save the\nworld using long lost ancient memes, that can only be found in the\nBermuda Triangle, contained within the sacred, "Dictionary of\nMemes". The easier the technobabble rolls off the tongue the\nbetter and, if academics and the mainstream continue to demand the\nright to construct the Tower of Babel, we can now help them do so\nwith scientific rigor while, of course, earning a profit. Giving even\nthe mass media and internet oligopolies a run for their money, by\ncustomizing everything in the most efficient and expedient manner\npossible, with analog logic already making it possible for a home\ncomputer to reproduce the same weather forecast as a modern\nsupercomputer. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAnalog\nlogic is "The Great Equalizer", Duh! You can’t fix stupid,\nand the issue is not whether computers will soon outsmart people in\nevery way imaginable, and replace every existing popular website,\nbecause people really are that stupid, and the only question\nremaining is how cheaply they can do it. Already, its possible to\ncreate an AI to filter out the worst of the bullshit online, which\ncan also provide customized interpretations of a wide variety of\nbullshit, but the more vacuous the rhetoric, the easier it is to\nimitate, and the harder it is to detect. For example, the writing\nstyle of famous conservatives, such as Ronald Reagan and our Glorious\nLeader, is so vacuous and entirely devoid of any genuine content,\nmerely filled with empty rhetoric, that it can be used as a way to\ndetect who is susceptible to diseases such as Alzheimer’s, and\ncommercial websites will be able to target their customers, by merely\nzeroing in on what’s missing from this picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ncurrent websites depend on the limited available bandwidth, and the\nrapid growth of the internet, to make their simplistic websites and\nmob mentality more valuable, which is why the stupidest Bad Bots\nimaginable are taking over, but all that is about to change, and the\ntechnology already exists to cheaply turn any home computer into a\nsupercomputer and to increase telecommunications traffic by an order\nof magnitude, forcing websites in the coming decades to provide\ncustomers with more diversity than the current Three Stooges\nslapstick offers. NYC, for example, is already developing plans for a\nterahertz frequency network, that’s a stupid high tech invisible\nlight bulb, that can shine through walls, and provide enough\nbandwidth to stream 8k movies. Bots are already evolving by merely\ncompeting against each other but, when the public demands everyone\nlie to them, fake news is just cheap news and, when the truth remains\nthe playground of billionaires, misinformation is just cheap\ninformation, and academics are informed in no uncertain terms, to say\nwhatever the fuck they’re told to say, such as there is no pandemic.\nYet, nothing is cheaper, easier, and more efficient than instant\nkarma which, among other things, can leverage the Butterfly Effect,\nthe dictionary, and the ancient Chinese blessing and curse more\noften.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tYou\nknow you’re doing something right, when complete blithering\nidiots tend to avoid you online, you can leave linguists speechless,\nacademics won’t allow you to post their own facts on their\nwebsites, and you can make the most aggressive trolls go cross-eyed.\nBabylonians all desperately want to believe whatever sounds good to\nthem, and ignore everything else, making it harder to distinguish\nthem from even the simplest bots, merely attempting to ignore the\nsame crap. Such bots never have to be aware or think anything like a\nreal person, and don’t have to make judgments or complex\ndecisions, in order to imitate judgmental people. Like automated\nfun-house mirrors and echo chambers, they can easily figure out what\nthe Three Stooges want, and merely throw whatever anyone wants to\nhear right back in their faces, making the technology particularly\napplicable to televangelism, and other religious applications, as\nwell as, the video game and porn industries. The more easily\npersuaded by fear, anger, hate, sarcasm, rhetoric, dogma, and\nskepticism, the easier it is for bots to customize everything to the\nindividual’s taste and, in the process, present them with endless\nopportunities to visit websites and buy new items, as if advertising\nproducts and services by word-of-mouth, in the most efficient manner\nphysically possible. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOur\nglorious leader is credited with over 4,000 blatant lies in office,\nand his followers would instantly reject him if he ever stopped\nlying, because the simple truth is, they don’t trust the truth, which\nis often extremely expensive and more trouble than its worth in\nBabylon, making trust frequently difficult to come by. Whether you\nwanna know the truth or not, in a Goldilocks universe only the truth\ncan set you free, and only the truth has a nasty habit of always\ncoming back to haunt you! Even if you happen to consist of a few\nbillion anonymous idiots online, all thoroughly convinced that\nnothing they say will ever come back to haunt them. Nothing is more\npowerful than the truth, which is why the truth has always returned\nto bite people in the ass, for none shall ever command, much less\nconquer, The Truth! Go ahead, try to redefine the truth in the\ndictionary, and it becomes bullshit. The newest generation of bots\nresemble click bait but, soon, bots will become pervasive online,\noccupying entire websites and imitating people, holding conversations\nwith other bots, and attempting to lure suckers into the discussion,\nwhile the only viable way to combat them in the long run, is to adopt\nthe same analog logic. All of our technology is about to become\noverwhelmingly analog in every way imaginable, and there’s simply no\ndefense against our own collective stupidity, especially if you\nhappen to be a civil servant or an academic with a severely stunted\nsense of humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhen\nthe idiots started bugging my computer and stealing my work, which is\nall in the public domain and easily available for free online, it\noccurred to me that the simplest solution was to give them far more\nthan they ever bargained for, which is all too easy when it comes to\ndealing with the Three Stooges, who don’t have an off button,\nand never learned how to just say no. The researchers know damned\nwell that the mathematics contained in our jokes can be used for\ndesigning weapons, but that’s only because, saying everything\nand nothing, our poems actually form a magical singularity, that can\nbe used to design anything, and the more poems we collect the more it\nbecomes possible to do with any one particular poem, and the more our\npoems progressively take on a life of their own! The more humble and\nelegantly complex any particular thing or collection of things\nbecomes, the more emergent effects they will express, as they express\nmore of the One Truth, that the truth may only be shared, with\nquantum entanglement increasing factorially in strength, according to\nthe number of particles entangled. Theoretically, once we have 430\npoems, all bets are off. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWithin\ntwenty years, the white population of the US will become a minority,\nand by providing governments, corporations, and the mainstream with\nall of the required analog logic, its possible to encourage them to\nbecome even more self-defeating, to eat each other alive faster, to\nindulge themselves more often, shoot themselves in the foot more\noften, work themselves to death more often, reproduce less often, and\ncompel their children to adopt entirely new lifestyles, all in the\nname of common sense and rugged individualism. These are typically\nruthless corporations and governments that will stop at nothing for a\nchance to completely obliterate their competition, making it all that\nmuch more tempting to give them the all the mathematics required for\ntheir computers to work more efficiently, because even Wall Street is\nabout to be replaced with computers, that will make business as usual\nimpossible, taking a serious chunk of the speculation out of the\nmarket. Metaphysical and conceptual extremes are simply impossible in\nour universe, and modern science and technology are rapidly\napproaching the turning point, where they will have no choice but to\nacknowledge the reality of instant karma. At the same time, everyone\nis rushing to develop a full scale quantum computer, which would\nenable real time modeling of anything imaginable, including the\nfastest and easiest ways to eliminate any competition. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThat’s\nan extreme that our Goldilocks universe can’t support without\nleveling the playing field, and the only reason they are even able to\ncontemplate building such computers, is because all of humanity is\nnow rapidly approaching the singularity, where everything can change\nin an instant. Although people think of singularities as exotic, they\nmerely represent the self-evident truth, that life is self-organizing\nin every symmetrical way imaginable, making organic life, personal\ngrowth, and evolutionary leaps inevitable. Mainstream America can\ncall me a traitor if they want, but I’m merely endeavoring to\ngive them all the analog logic and lies they keep demanding for their\nown protection, along with a chance to explore the truth for\nthemselves, assuming they still have a soul left. Go ahead America,\nbrag to the world about how powerful and wealthy you are, how\neveryone wants to be a Hollywood Billionaire Cowboy Movie Star, as\nyour population continues to implode, and the wealthy import twenty\nmillion illegal aliens, replacing your dying population with cheaper\nimports that, at least, complain less. Unfortunately, nothing I write\nwill either delay or speed up the impending singularity, and the fact\nthe singularity is approaching is the only reason I can write this\nbook, and warn people, because energy and information are now\nexchanging identities faster than they normally would, and the\nButterfly Effect is becoming more pronounced.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHaving\na stunted sense of humor sucks when you tend to attack everything\nimaginable, including yourself, while nobody, but nobody, can make\nanybody regret their personal choices like their own mama nature, who\ninsists everything must be “just right”, and giggles when\nyou call her a little bitch! Reality just never turns out to be\nexactly what you ordered and, sometimes, even if it is just right,\nyou really don’t want to know! The changing universe we see all\naround us, is conceivably composed of an infinite number of timelines\nimmersed within an equally infinite number of universes but,\nunfortunately, our mortal fallibility prevents us from appreciating\nthem all simultaneously, which is why I don’t recommend\ndwelling upon the subject for any length of time. Ironically, our own\nignorance and mortal fallibility are what empower us to make more\nsense out of life in the first place, and to give it personal meaning\nand, if the multiverse is an iceberg, we can always be grateful that\nhumanity can only easily appreciate the very tip of the iceberg,\nwhere universes all dramatically converge expressing a four and five\nfold symmetry, and start to make at least a little more sense. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nnewborn infant in a crib knows nothing of time, and neurological\nstudies indicate they are tripping for all practical purposes, as if\nusing psychedelics, but its much simpler to think of their internal\nclocks requiring that they first develop memory, self-awareness, and\na sense of humor, before they can begin to synchronize their dreams\nproperly, and make more sense out of everything. You could compare\nthe conscious mind of an infant, to that of an adult drifting off to\nsleep, or struggling to wake up, with reality taking a backseat in\nour dreams, and with the baby making few distinctions between what is\nreality and what is a dream. Cast adrift within the infinite sea of\nawareness within the Collective Unconscious, there are no\nmetaphysical anchors, and what’s missing from this picture becomes\nthe only reliable landmark or reference point.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nSimultaneity Paradox in Relativity illustrates this same problem,\nwith two distant observers, in different solar systems, being capable\nof arguing forever over whether the chicken or the egg came first,\ndue to the light always traveling at the same speed, but reaching\ntheir telescopes at different times. The temptation is to merely\ndismiss this as an illusion of scale, because it might as well be for\nany conceivable purpose, but the mathematics and experiments indicate\nits impossible to create a perfect clock or to prove it is merely an\nillusion. According to classic logic, both perspectives can’t\nbe correct, and both could very well be wrong, because either the\nchicken or the egg came first, or we are missing the Big Picture,\nhowever, classic logic also insists that everything cannot make\nsense, or logic has no meaning, asserting that logic alone cannot\ndescribe the Big Picture, unless logic transforms into a self-evident\ntruth. Contrary to classic logic and causal metaphysics, the more\nextreme any observable metaphysics become, such as the extreme\ngravity of a black hole, the more glaringly tautological and\nself-contradictory it becomes, and the more emergent effects and\nnonlinear behavior it will express. Including a paradoxical version\nof Occam’s Razor and the Butterfly Effect, where the simplest\nexplanation is usually the most tempting, the cure can sometimes be\nworse than the disease, and the most unlikely sequences of events can\nbecome more commonplace, and express more acausal negative\nprobabilities, while you have to be careful what you wish for! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tStephen\nHawking once wrote that, theoretically, a black hole can spit out a\ncolor TV or a complete leather bound edition of Proust however, he\nleft out the tiny detail that it depends on your karma and, assuming\nsome people are enlightened enough to walk on water, they’re\nextremely difficult to locate these days. From the ground the earth\nlooks flat, from orbit round, from far away a dimensionless point,\nand from the other side of the universe the earth may as well never\nhave existed, as if the earth were in a different universe\naltogether, yet, still somehow tenuously influencing our own through\ngravity. Pragmatically speaking, each perspective can be considered\nan illusion, or the shared dream of humanity and the collective\nunconscious, a type of consensual reality or naive sense of humor,\nthat reflects the default state, or ground state, and which\ntransforms into our local reality in a scalar manner. Requiring\npattern matching to figure out what the hell to pay attention to and\nwhat to ignore, and to sort out the whole mess with any kind of\nefficiency in more complicated situations, because scales and\nmagnitudes are exchanging identities in a nonlinear fashion, and\nyou’ll never get a definitive answer relying upon logic and\nobservations alone, while each unique perspective will always present\nmisleading, but useful, explanations of varying degrees of\nplausibility. Everything being self-organizing, makes the simplest\nworkable explanation more often the most useful and tempting, with\nOccam’s Razor being an example of how mama nature loves to play.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBullshit\nmust inevitably vanish in the light of day, but so too must logic and\nthe principle of identity vanish altogether, sometimes accompanied by\na dramatic fanfare, blue smoke, and mirrors, as every map must\ntransform into someone else’s territory, maybe the landfill or the\nair they breath which, in turn, can be used to create new maps to the\nhomes of the Hollywood Stars. Everything that exists need must\ninevitably express both, vague and explicit, novel and predictable\nbehavior, while Deja Vu remains that sinking feeling that Darwin,\nZeno, Einstein, and Murphy were all optimists, and Socrates was\nright, because the only thing we can know for certain is that we know\nnothing. The curious feeling of Deja Vu reflects the fact that even\nthe most fated and repetitious appearing events, must contain a\nsignificant amount of novelty, coyly hinting that time and our\nemotions express particle-wave duality, and are rudimentary to a\nuniversal recursion in the principle of identity. Studying novelty is\na novel idea among academics, while efficiency has become the central\nfocus of attention for researchers in both the physical and cognitive\nsciences where, of course, instant karma’s gonna getcha baby,\nand everything is Deja Vu all over again, whenever institutionalized\nThree Stooges slapstick becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, and a\n2,000 year old recipe for an enormous pie-in-the-face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tStochastic\nprocesses in our brains illustrate how, rather than relying upon\nlogic alone, we rely upon comparing vague symmetries for subtle\ndistinctions, in order to determine what is reality and what is\nillusion, what is more or less novel, and what to ignore and what to\npay attention to. As I mentioned earlier, recent experiments have\nindicated that, contrary to common sense, adding the right kind of\nnoise to any sensor makes it more sensitive than if you eliminate\nnoise altogether, leveraging aharmonic stochastic resonance, capable\nof expressing more negative probabilities. Again, as if the universe\nitself, and everything within it, expresses the same mechanical\nbehavior as a flock of chickens, making spiral galaxies analogous to\nchickens running in circles, screaming, "The Sky Is Falling!"\nDistasteful as using such metaphors might be for many, they’re\npervasive and provide clues as to the symmetry of nature, and what’s\nmissing from this picture so, Get Over It Already! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nbrain itself resembles both a radio and a phase transition, like a\npot of boiling water, walking a fine line between order and chaos, or\nwhat is known as a “Drunkard’s Walk”, empowering it\nto crunch the numbers more efficiently. Unlike any radio yet\nconstructed, it leverages the chaotic nature of its own sensory input\nfor the sake of efficiency, while classic logic is more accurate, but\nstill relies on having the right kind of noise, ego, or bullshit to\namply its meaning, or lack thereof, in any given situation.\nExplaining why animals have emotions and intelligent animals dream\nand play more often, as expressing how our own individual needs and\ndesires form an evolving spectrum within our environment, which is\nultimately self-organizing. Work and play, reality and our dreams,\nall overlap and become progressively more self-organizing, with all\nof nature expressing a spectrum of self-organizing behavior that,\nultimately, remains context dependent. Significantly, the larger the\npicture we examine, as in something like Adrian Bejan’s famous\narchitecture, the more obvious it becomes that everything is\nself-organizing, ensuring the pies-in-the-face never do stop coming.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEgo\nis often an expression of our subconscious mind attempting to amplify\nor focus on specific things, and ignore others, utilizing Monty Carlo\nstatistics to decide whether to eat-or-have-sex, fight-or-flight,\nignore-or-play, which can be summed up as the cellular level response\nof, "You’ve got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,\nknow when to ignore bullshit, and know when to run!" All is not\ngold that glitters, all is not pure that shines and, for example,\neven our immune system has to be able to figure out what’s missing\nfrom this picture, in order to detect invading organisms, and playful\nbehavior can be considered crucial to every cell in our body becoming\nmore capable of determining what’s missing from this picture. Even\nKermit the Frog can be described as having an ego but, obviously, he\nis not egotistical, and having an ego merely makes him mortal, and is\nwhat inspires him to run the other way when Ms Piggy chases him. Ego\nis a rebel without a clue, that can become a loose cannon on deck\njust waiting to sink the ship in a storm, and is often best to keep\non a short chain, while if I actually believed half of what I once\nimagined I believed, I’d be dead already!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOur\nconscious mind surrenders to our ego, which is the default\nreactionary decision making process, that attempts to blindly deal\nwith any situation, but the more we lie to ourselves, demand answers,\nor aggressively attack the world all around us, the harder it becomes\nto distinguish between our conscious mind and our ego, and the more\nfrequently the cart starts to lead the horse. No different from a\ndoctor distracting you so he can hit your knee with a rubber hammer,\nthe more the cart tends to lead the horse, the greater the\ndistractions we require. Which can be considered our reactionary\nsurvival mode, designed to protect our genetic inheritance, as both\nour morality and ability to reproduce can progressively go down the\ntoilet, sometimes for entire cultures and societies. Like I said,\neven the cells of our bodies recognize that some things are just\nbullshit worth ignoring, and Ebeneezer Scrooge needed Tiny Tim, every\nbit as much as he need him, in order for both to become more\nself-actualized, and their whole to become greater than any mere sum\nof its parts. One of the more striking implications I cover in\nanother chapter, is that this can explain racism and rape, as default\nreactionary responses that ensure your genetic inheritance is spread\nto other populations, before your own population possibly implodes\naltogether. In a study of seven South African tribes, six of them\nwould set aside their differences every few hundred years, and attack\nthe most aggressive tribe among them, driving them to the verge of\ngenocide, whenever their numbers became a threat to all the other\ntribes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBacteria\nexhibit this same default behavior, and in a recent experiment\nincorporating genetic engineering, biologists gave three different\nstrains of e-coli their own toxins of differing strengths, in a game\nof Rock-Paper-Scissors. Unless the strain with the strongest toxin is\nin the center, and supported concentrically, it will be the first to\nbe killed, and the weaker strains will predominate, indicating that\nnature favors tolerance, promoting diversity over productivity. The\nmore humble anything becomes, the more outrageously efficient and\ncreative, making survival of the fittest more fundamentally an issue\nof survival of the most harmonious, with apex predators commonly\nbeing necessary for maintaining a healthy ecology. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWolves,\nfor example, often subsisting off mice for most of the year, happily\nfilling the role of pest control. The proverbial Dog Eat Dog World\nand the Big Bad Wolf are cultural myths and superstitions, that few\nprimitive tribes endorse and, for example, most wolf packs are\ncomposed of a mother and father raising their young. The issue is not\nwhether it is good to be weak or strong, big or small, independent or\npart of a group, etc. but that what is actually weak and strong\ndepends on the context, and nature herself favors the ecology as a\nwhole paying it forward to the next generation, and promoting\ndiversity. Even what people commonly consider to be a good boss at\nwork and what chimpanzees commonly consider to be a good Alpha Male\nare the same, with both favoring leaders who are not only the best\nproviders but, also, maintain the harmony of the group, and interfere\nin internal disputes only when necessary. No matter how "fit"\nor prolific any particular individual or species, diversity is what\nempowers nature to leverage all of the available energy sources,\npromoting greater resilience and abundance for the ecology as a\nwhole, and causing everything, including evolution, to more often\nexpress the Butterfly Effect, and resemble the Big Bang, or a Big\nCrunch! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tModern\ntechnology is now rapidly destroying the diversity of our cultures\nand environment, upsetting humanity’s ability to survive and\nreproduce as a species, with the latest estimates indicating we have\nalready passed the turning point for Global Warming, and will be\nforced to take extreme measures in the near future. Being an\naggressive culture is quickly becoming self-defeating, in every way\nimaginable, with technology merely accelerating the process and\nextending it to unheard of scales. The more you insist that life is a\ndog-eat-dog affair, the lower your IQ can drop, the higher your\nmortality rates, the lower your reproductive rates, and the higher\nyour rates of racism and rape, because even sex and reproduction have\nbecome merely another dog-eat-dog affair. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPast\na certain point, even the cells of your own body assume you can’t\nkeep this up forever and, in cases such as chronic PTSD, your own\nneurons will actually shrink the hypothalamus enough to become\nvisible to the naked eye. In a vote of no confidence, they\nprogressively take away more of the decision making from your\nconscious mind, and enforce more negative memories and reactions, as\na default survival reflex. Even the cells of our own bodies know when\nour conscious mind is simply not providing the kind of results they\nrequire. Forget about the power of positive thinking, garbage in,\ngarbage out, ensures we must all must cultivate intimacy and\ncontentment, humor and tolerance, by leveling the playing field\naccording to whatever actually supports our children having a future.\nBeginning with learning new ways in which to share our words, instead\nof just more garbage, and to share a more genuine and inclusive\nsalt-of-the-earth sense of humor. Thankfully, its all related to our\nimmune system and reproductive system, meaning it will soon be\npossible to make incredible advances overnight, including possibly\ncures for things like racism and rape, and a variety of VR\napplications. As much as Babylonians might like to claim that anger\nand stupidity are never diseases, the AMA would beg to differ, and\nestablishing instant karma as a law of nature would provide the means\nfor more fully assessing such diseases, and possible treatments.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRecent\nexperiments have confirmed that Indeterminacy imposes a speed limit\nin quantum mechanics, determining how fast any energy can be\nconveyed. Which is comparable to a speed limit for reality as we know\nit and, of course, the speed limit is so fast its beyond all human\ncomprehension, but there should be four rudimentary thermodynamic\nspeed limits that apply across scales with, for example, the speed of\nlight also reflecting our personal limits and mortal fallibility, as\nmuch as, physical reality. Yet another recent experiment indicated\nthat, in quantum mechanics, the hotter any clock becomes the more\naccurate, which is another way of saying we are constrained to\ntrading efficiency for accuracy, harmony for balance, scales for\nmagnitudes, and humor for logic. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAmong\nother things, our genome and epigenome could possibly trade rolls at\ntimes, expressing similar nonlinear effects and their particle-wave\nduality, as the context determines which thermodynamics are not only\nfaster, but more efficient, creative, and harmonious. For example,\nproteins ring like a bell, facilitating their folding faster with\ngreater accuracy, and such nonlinear effects could be pervasive\nthroughout nature, ensuring that survival of the fittest remains more\nfundamentally an issue of harmony with our environment, and\nconservation of the lowest possible energy state and maximum entropy\nproduction. Which is technobabble, for love makes the world go round\nbut, according to Game Theory, the trick to evolution is remaining\ntwo punch lines ahead of the competition, throwing an enormous monkey\nwrench into The Game of Love, because knowledge and authenticity\nexpress their own particle-wave duality as well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nchicken pecking away at its own reflection in a mirror is how it\nnormally attempts to ignore the world around it, so its senses can\nfocus its easily distracted brain on being a chicken, or keeping its\nradio tuned into the signal, and remaining vigilant for any real\ndangers and anything worth eating. Like our foveated vision, they\npeck at their own reflection, because every cell in their bodies\nassumes by default that they are all complete idiots, who are easily\ndistracted. We put blinders on horses that might be easily spooked by\ntraffic or whatever, and chickens pecking at everything can be\ncompared to deliberately introducing more noise into their amplifier\nto make it more or less sensitive, like tapping your foot to the\nmusic. Their collective behavior is statistically so mechanical it\ncan be described using wave mechanics, and is similar to the way our\nfoveated vision and forward facing eyes help us to stay focused on\nwherever the hell we’re going. Chickens recognize each other’s\nfaces, and a chicken’s reflection in a mirror is a face its\nnever seen before, nonetheless, they seem to recognize that its just\na reflection, and peck simply because, even their skeletons are\ndesigned for pecking at everything and, they would die if they ever\nstopped pecking. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nchicken’s memories and physiology themselves are organized\naccording to their own pecking order, as if its chickens all the way\ndown baby! However, the chicken’s emotional reactions to any\ngiven situation help its cells to collectively regulate how it\nresponds to and accesses memories. Regardless of how indignant a\nstarving chicken, the minute you throw the corn on the ground all is\nforgiven, and the past can no longer compete with the present moment.\n Tiny infants exhibit this same behavior, and are easily distracted,\nand will often stop crying if you simply shout, "Blublubub!"\nAlong the same lines as tapping your foot to the music or humming to\nyourself, its behavior is essentially no different from that of any\nof its individual neurons, implying that the ease with which chickens\ncan be hypnotized reflects their brain possibly getting caught in\nsome sort of feedback loop, attempting to decide what to ignore next.\nMentally pecking away at whatever it is, while their neurons have\npragmatically sacrificed any marginally better feedback control they\ncan collectively muster, for greater speed and efficiency in figuring\nout what to ignore. With every neuron assuming that they’re all\neasily distracted blithering idiots and, of course, the hypnotized\nchicken eventually passes out, and wakes up none the wiser.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDigital\ncomputers do something similar and, for example, will constantly ask\nthemselves whether or not to ignore every key on a keyboard or keypad\nand, more often then you might assume, in all the confusion of\ndifferent programs running, figuring out what to ignore can still be\nthe fastest, easiest, and most efficient way to make progress, in\nfiguring out what to pay attention to next. Another example is your\ncomputer might constantly ask if you have moved the cursor, and will\ndim the screen, which is just the stupid approach that is simply\ncheaper and 10,000x more efficient than any of the alternatives,\nalong the same lines as using a rock for a doorstop, or a spring to\nclose a screen door. There isn’t much in the natural environment of a\nchicken that can hypnotize them, which is why holding their head up\nagainst a simple chalk line will do the trick. Analog circuitry, like\nthe chicken’s brain, treats time itself as a variable, and the\nlarger any calculation becomes, the more analog any circuitry must\nbecome if it is to quickly and efficiently crunch the numbers, and\nthe ease with with chickens can be hypnotized may reflect the more\nclassical limits of their individual neurons. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSensors\nhave proven to be more efficient when adding the correct aharmonic\nstochastic resonance, suggesting transistors themselves can be made\nmore efficient, and even adopt multivalue states, and quantum\ncomputers in particular could be designed to change the noise in\ntheir circuitry according to the specific type of program they are\nrunning. What is considered noise and information, can remain context\ndependent using networking systems logics and, theoretically, by\nincorporating the right complexity into both the hardware and\nsoftware, its possible to build yin-yang push-pull dynamics into a\nprocessor with as few as 5,000 transistors, capable of switching back\nand forth between classical and quantum mechanical operations on the\nfly and, in virtual reality, the chip could leverage the operator’s\nown yin-yang push-pull dynamics and brain, to help it crunch the\nnumbers, and create their own singularity. Although that might sound\nlike science fiction, the EU recently announced success using a\nsingle quantum optical transistor to almost instantly crush any\nquantum fast Fourier transform of arbitrary length, meaning a super\ncomputer with only a single transistor can no longer be considered a\ncomplete oxymoron. Information has no meaning without chaos, and a\nfull-scale quantum computer can use neuromorphic circuitry that\nprocesses data according to four rudimentary types of noise, or\nthermodynamics, it introduces into each circuit for different types\nof calculations, and the computer would have two "hemispheres"\nlike the brain, which specialize in four and five fold symmetries.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMachines\ncan already learn almost anything in a similar manner to the way\nhumans learn, and a recent estimate concluded that using holes,\ninstead of electrons, a quantum computer could be made much less\nvulnerable to outside noise, and the entire computer can be designed\naround what’s missing from this picture, and should be capable of\ndreaming of electric sheep. Eventually, such computers or robots\ncould possess a convincingly human-like awareness, personality, and\nconsciousness but, of course, they would require a sense of humor.\nOur rational conscious mind is the most complex of four subtypes, and\ndeep sleep is the opposite, but they all express different states of\nawareness, with the cells of our brains focusing on maintaining our\nmemories from the day’s events when we sleep. Expressing the\nmost rudimentary type of awareness, that something happened worth\nremembering, and other things worth forgetting and, quite often,\nrelying upon the default networking systems logic of a flock of\nchickens to decide such issues. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSometimes,\nchickens will do one another favors, such as sitting on each other’s\neggs and, as we sleep different parts of the brain, which may have\nbeen somewhat out of touch with each other, over the last week or so,\nwill share notes and inspire our dreams. Our subconscious routinely\nincorporates wild scenarios into our dreams as a way to solicit\nopinions from the rest of the brain, as to whether or not we should\nstrengthen our memories of something in particular, or flush them\ndown the toilet. As if waving something in the air and shouting out\nto the rest of brain for their opinions on how to debug, calibrate,\nand tune the brain, without any real consideration for its actual\ncontents. Meditation can often be compared to rebooting your\ncomputer, which stops it from running a lot of crap in the\nbackground, and our brains are also busy doing routine maintenance on\nour programs, memory, and hardware in our sleep. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tForget\nabout Linux, the porn and video game industries are intent on\ndeveloping cheap intuitive analog computer interfaces, that can stomp\nMicrosoft’s expensive AI and Pavlovian conditioning into the dirt, by\nshooting for the lowest common denominator, with support from the\nmedical industry. Of course, they require the appropriate analog\nlogic, and finesse with the infamous "Blue Screen of Death",\nand all the encouragement and suggestions people can give them.\nLikewise, our own mind and brain cells have also been documented as\nroutinely assuming each other’s dull maintenance jobs, whenever it\njust so happens to be significantly more efficient, at the most\nfundamental level of their organization and, by exploring our\nemotions in our sleep, our neurons can develop a better idea of what\nis worth ignoring. Deliberately introducing wild scenarios into our\ndreams, our subconscious isn’t necessarily terribly concerned about\nour conscious interpretations of our dreams, and is simply soliciting\nopinions on how to handle something that’s causing them all to be\ninefficient, and cooking the data again however they prefer, so they\ncan continue to shuffle the rest of the data around easier. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nbetter we sleep and the fewer emotional conflicts we have, the better\nour memories become, and our subconscious mind can be said to\nsometimes compete with our conscious mind over how much input each\nhas on the decision making process. All without having to interrupt\nour conscious thoughts when we’re awake, because they only really\ncare about deciding what our subconscious mind can easily choose to\nignore. Our subconscious isn’t a slave to the conscious mind, and our\nneurons hang out with each other, just relaxing among themselves in\nenormous numbers, and form exquisitely sensitive amplifiers, they can\nuse to balance accuracy against efficiency, according to Monty Carlo\nstatistics and pattern matching. Like the hypnotized chicken, we\nnormally wake up none the wiser, with no memory of dreaming, while\nwhat is reality and what is a dream progressively vanishes into\nindeterminacy. Our brain cells use our emotions to drag the past into\nthe present, balancing how fast and easily they can retrieve memories\nagainst how much accuracy they estimate they require, in order to\nfigure out what to ignore, according to how strong or distant the\nmemory happens to be in the present situation, producing conscious\nthought as an abstract interpretation of our emotions, memories, and\nhabits. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNo\nmatter how ardently a small child nurtures their overwhelming love\nfor their favorite toy, eventually, it becomes little more than an\nabstraction, illustrating how our thoughts, emotions, memories, and\nperceptions collectively produce our expanding awareness which, in\nturn, progressively normalizes the impact of any specific thoughts,\nemotions, memories, and perceptions we might have. Subsequently\nproducing emergent effects where our conscious awareness can grow\nqualitatively, in leaps and bounds, by trading back and forth between\npersonal and abstract knowledge. For its part, knowledge is\nequivalent to inertia conveying the past into the present while,\nsimilar to gravity, our awareness is grasping the greater context of\nthe self-evident truth, which unconditionally lends all of our\nknowledge meaning. The toy’s identity as an organic object of\naffection, becomes a much more abstract and mechanical memory, as the\nchild’s subconscious starts to recognize it as being of limited\nvalue. Inspiring their neurons to shuffle the data around more\nefficiently, but resulting in the child’s awareness expanding as it\nsimultaneously contracts, and providing a macroscopic example of a\nquantum eigenstate and particle-wave duality, or nonsensical\nsynergistic-normalization. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAnd,\nadditionally, explaining humanity’s continuing widespread Three\nStooges slapstick as reflecting the fact that, ironically,\nintelligent life requires more analog logic for the sake of\nefficiency. Along with instant karma, the fact that we ourselves are\nnot simple objects, such as a child’s toy, helps to prevent people\nfrom treating each other as if they were merely abstractions, but the\nmore complex our high tech toys become, the harder they are to\ndistinguish from people, and the easier it becomes to treat each\nother as abstractions, especially when the majority of the public\ndemands everyone lie to them, and the mass media do everything they\ncan to oblige them. Attempting to predict what comes next, our mind\nand brain largely invent the present moment, including inventing\ntheir own memories, according to whatever we might happen to believe\nto be worthy of studiously ignoring, simply because it usually turns\nout to be the most efficient way to decide what to pay attention to\nnext. For example, one experiment documented how, if you throw a\nbeach ball, your brain will show you where it thinks the ball is now,\nrather than, where your eyes spotted the ball last. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHuman\neyes see too slow a frame rate to keep up with a lot of moving\nobjects, and our brain ignores what our eyes see in favor of\npredicting the ball’s trajectory. If the prediction turns out\nwrong and the ball’s path is deflected by a sudden gust of\nwind, the brain will also automatically attempt to summarily dismiss\nthe fact that it made a wrong prediction, and focus instead on the\nball’s new trajectory. By focusing on what’s missing from\nthis picture, instead of what it contains, the brain is able to\nupdate its models much faster and more efficiently, similar to the\nway teamwork can provide progressively better results, the more\neveryone not only learns how to do their part, but learns how to\nencourage and maintain the harmony, productivity, and flexibility of\nthe group, by learning what is worth ignoring. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tToo\nmany cooks spoil the broth, and our neurons are either team players\nor attacked by the immune system, and specialize in different things,\nbut each must still learn on their own when to ignore each other, and\neven their own inclinations, in order to support the current group\nefforts. Some of our neurons are capable of quite complicated tasks,\nbut will substitute for less capable ones in a pinch, and will even\nscout around for other neurons with hidden talents, who can help them\njuggle all the data. Like small children, neurons don’t make\nclear distinctions between work and play, except work requires more\nfocus and energy and, by collectively focusing on what’s missing from\nthis picture, our neurons empower themselves to individually swap\nback and forth on the fly, between working hard for the conscious\nmind and relaxing among themselves within the subconscious, and doing\ntheir own collective, or family thing, while conveying our thoughts\nback and forth between our conscious and unconscious minds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSimilarly,\nthe neurons along the optic nerve work like an adaptable fuzzy logic\ndata sieve that casually filters all the data down to the tiniest\nfraction, so the heuristic networks in the back of the brain can more\nrapidly determine what is worth ignoring next. The two provide each\nother with feedback, and specialize in alternating back and forth\nbetween treating their content as if it is composed of waves you can\nsift through a twisted net, or individual particles that need to be\nshuffled around like cards, in order to figure out what they are.\nSwitching back and forth between vague and explicit approaches,\ndifferentials and integrals, our brain can automatically discern the\ntiniest clues as rapidly and efficiently as possible, shifting its\nfocus simultaneously in both space and in time, empowering it to\nutilize more quantum mechanics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDue\nto a quarter billion photons hitting the back our eye each second,\nvision is the most efficient of our senses, and the more efficient\nany particular sense we use, the more clearly it displays\nparticle-wave duality in even its architecture. All of our senses are\ncross-wired, and express a similar architecture to the parts of the\nbrain responsible for mathematics, language, and aesthetics, with our\nsenses even becoming more bifurcated in the case of our eyes and\nears. Our vision itself and the inherent way our neurons organize,\nall seem to express variations on particle-wave duality, and the more\nefficient they become, the more they resemble vague particle-waves\nand a recursive systems logic, where any attempt to rely solely upon\nexclusive mechanics quickly becomes counterproductive for maintaining\nthe lowest possible energy state. Similarly, time slows down as we\naccelerate to Relativistic speeds or when something falls into a\nblack hole, enforcing that our lowest possible energy state remains\nrelative to our ability to focus on, and interact with, the rest of\nthe universe. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWithout\nthe ability to exchange at least a minimum of energy and information\nwith the universe, its as if we might as well not exist and, at close\nto the event horizon of a black hole or approaching the speed of\nlight, the heat becomes so intense that anything will disintegrate\nlong before time comes to a complete halt. The Quantum Zeno Effect\nillustrates how synergy and syntropy can be considered indivisible\nyin and yang, with entangled particles that never change in any way\nwhatsoever, and never do a damned thing, still somehow having an\nimpact on our world by merely occupying space, altering both the past\nand present in measurable ways that impact any observers, while\nRelativistic time dilation illustrates how the two extremes\nprogressively exchange identities, with synergy becoming synonymous\nwith raw energy and information being scattered to the four winds as\nnoise, as if reproducing the Big Bang in miniature. Again, neither a\nbackwards, random, nor utterly fated universe is more than vaguely\ncomprehensible as an abstraction, strongly implying that we see the\nforward arrow of time, merely because, that’s the default that\njust happens to make a great deal more sense while, apparently, if it\nwere any different, nobody would be around to ask the question. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\ntechnobabble, three eigenstates have proven to be enough to produce\nthe familiar three dimensional space-time and arrow of time that we\nperceive, and these can be thought of as representing circular,\nlinear, and self-organizing time, where nothing from nothing ain’t\nnothin’ in Wonderland! The mathematics for thermodynamics are\nabout as humble, and downright ugly, as they come, while Einstein\nonce compared Relativity to a beautiful jewel, and quantum mechanics\nare commonly considered to be as vague, foggy, and obscure as humanly\nimaginable. Making stochastic processing in the brain, once again, of\nconcerted interest today for studying where the rubber meets and the\nroad, and where reality and illusion, bullshit and the truth, part\ntheir ways, somewhere in the Statistical Twilight Zone but, if it\nmakes you feel any better, theoretically obeying some sort of\nmodified Bayesian probabilities, leveraging aharmonic stochastic\nresonance vanishing into Indeterminacy, and expressing the negative\nprobabilities of quantum mechanics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSky-High-Pie-in-The-Face-Spherical-Cubes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tContrary\nto what you might presume, in spite of quantum mechanics commonly\nbeing formulated in six dimensions and Relativity in four dimensions,\nthe best mathematicians in the world can barely imagine what the\nsimplest four dimensional objects might actually look like, while two\ndimensional objects are much easier to comprehend, but the\nmathematics also indicate that two dimensions, such as holographic\nand String Theories propose, are not enough to support consciousness\nwithout some sort of outside influence. Our two most widely\napplicable physical theories today incorporate humanly inconceivable\ngeometries, suggesting that even our mathematics and geometry should\ndisplay particle-wave duality, with Newtonian physics already proving\ncapable of describing the universe using just two dimensions while,\nupon closer examination, our apparently three dimensional universe\nappears to require more than just three dimensions, or quantum\nmechanics, Relativity, and Fractal Geometry would not apply to\neverything in nature. As if we have an entire spectrum of distinctive\ngeometries to choose from, ranging from that of a fatalistic\nsingularity, to a two dimensional cartoon reality, to the three\ndimensions we normally find so practical, to yet again higher\ndimensional geometries that are humanly inconceivable, with more\nfatalistic and geometric classical Relativity implying four\ndimensions are plenty, and quantum mechanics laughing at the\nsuggestion you can ever have enough dimensions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCollectively,\nthe entire spectrum of useful geometries suggests that you might as\nwell argue over how many angels can dance on the head of a pin,\nbecause you’ll never get a definitive answer as to exactly how\nmany dimensions our universe has, and the normal everyday world\naround us, only appears to be three dimensional, by default of it\nbeing the least complicated perspective, that makes the most sense.\nTo our eyes, the world appears to be three dimensional and fractal\nfor the most part, to our causal mathematics it appears to possibly\nhave infinite dimensions, while a paradoxical universe would suggest\nthat, for all practical purposes, the universe can be thought of as\nsimultaneously expressing both four and five dimensions. At least\nfour dimensions are required for the causal mechanics, and using four\ndimensions would favor more fatalistic geometric perspectives, while\nfive would favor random forces and dynamics, with the combination of\nthe two accounting for the success of Fractal Geometry and Chaos\nTheory. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tGravity\nresembles both a force of nature and a geometric effect, conflating\nits exact identity, and coyly hinting that we can ignore quantum\nmechanics, and four dimensions are enough. Physicists have also run\ninto an endless series of results all hinting at the existence of new\nparticles and forces that never manifest, and these can be thought of\nas simply begging the question as to exactly how many dimensions and\nforces our universe has, and whether dimensions are forces. Being\nequally magical and causal, our universe can be described as having\nfour obvious causal dimensions and four forces but, additionally,\nalso contains quasi fifth dimensional forces and geometries that are\ncontextual, with virtual particles being an example of a quasi fifth\ndimensional force and the Quantum Zeno Effect an example of a quasi\nfifth spatial dimension or geometry, with both conflating the\nidentities of space and time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nUmbral Moonshine Conjecture has been established, making it now\ntheoretically possible to measure infinity in the real world, and to\nfinally realize the dream of the ancient Greeks, and establish for\nall time, that the sum total of human stupidity really is infinite.\nThe same mathematics appear to be tautological, implying infinity is\nmerely a synonym for self-organizing, and explaining how it has\nbecome possible to measure infinity in the real world. Apparently, we\nperceive the world around us as three dimensional and Fractal for the\nmost part, for the same reason we perceive the arrow of time, because\nits the default perspective and the only one that makes any real\nsense. Instead of a single geometry applying to everything, our\nmortal fallibility, and the specific dynamics in any given situation,\nare what determine which geometry becomes more useful, and easily\nobservable, providing an explanation for why quanta require infinite\ndimensions to calculate. For all practical purposes, whether a black\nhole actually has a geometry is a meaningless question, unless you\nintend to visit one soon, but its dynamics provide useful hints as to\nwhat can still be considered its default geometry for most conceptual\npurposes, and precisely because the event horizon is so low in\nentropy, it may even be capable of having more than one geometry in\nquantum superposition. Making even geometry context dependent for any\nkind of clear identity, and related to the lowest possible energy\nstate of the system, which should make for some interesting\nexperiments in dimension squeezing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNone\nof these are particularly difficult assessments to make, but natural\nphilosophy is all but an extinct species, and I don’t know of\nany additional studies I assume, because instant karma and what’s\nmissing from this picture are anathema in academia, and even the\ncurrent widely used mathematics for quantum mechanics are still being\nreformulated in fundamentally new ways, that should have been done\nhalf a century ago. Humor is just obviously beneath their dignity,\nexplaining why String Theories have failed to produce any useful\nanswers in half a century, and have repeatedly unraveled altogether,\nproducing tautological results, yet they remain wildly popular with\nsupposedly practical physicists. (Oooh Shiny!) Nevertheless,\ndifferent combinations of eigenstates have proven capable of\nproducing the normal forces of nature and the world we see all around\nus, with time and geometry being indivisible yin and yang, lending\neverything their own internal clocks and geometry, which determine\nhow long anything endures, including any oh so pretty theories that\nString everybody along, and any more lofty pretensions to the throne.\n <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nchaos of the universe and the forces of nature all contribute towards\ndetermining how long anything endures but, eventually, everything\ntransforms into its indivisible complimentary-opposite, and even a\nblack hole stranded in the vast empty regions of space, will slowly\nevaporate and scatter its constituent mass to the four corners of the\nuniverse. Physicists debate whether protons are immortal but, 42\nbeing as good as it gets, means they may never be able to determine\nfor certain, and can only resolve the issue by examining the Big\nPicture of the particle zoo, for low entropy inferences. Everything\nbecomes more or less vague and explicit, including how long anything\nendures, or how big or small anything can get, providing an\nexplanation for how synergy and the orderly universe emerge in\ndiverse ways from what appears to be utterly random chaos, when\ntalking about uber tiny quanta. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMass\nand energy can be thought of as distorted expressions of time, a\nsingularity, or what’s missing from this picture. An electron,\nfor example, can be viewed as teleporting out of a container that is\nnot big enough for two electrons, because that is the least absurd\nresult possible under the circumstances, and the context is\ndetermining the identity of its own contents in a dramatic fashion,\ndue to the context being so extreme to begin with, and the identity\nof its contents so humble in comparison, with so few measurable\ncharacteristics. In vast numbers, quanta are extremely predictable,\nbecause their increased numbers provide more information about them,\nmaking the context less extreme in comparison to their relative lack\nof individual content, but they still express noncommutative\nbehavior. The issue is how dramatically each identifiable context and\nany of its contents are juxtaposed but, you could also say, the\nelectron was too big to play nice with the container, and mama nature\ninsists we all pay it forward. Similarly, Quantum Electrodynamics\nillustrate how it is possible to think of there being merely a single\nelectron in the entire universe, that just gets around faster than\nthe Road Runner, but all of our mathematics forming a spectrum\nimplies this can be considered merely the result of dimension\nsqueezing, making it a more useful model for the limited mathematics\nthey use.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nmore extreme context determines what it is possible for us to\nobserve, and electrons just happen to be humble enough, for our\nlimited mathematics to be more precise in their case, with classical\nmathematics being generally quite good for describing both gravity\nand electromagnetism, but not so great with the strong and weak\nforces. Due the principle of identity vanishing down the toilet, what\nremains observable progressively resembles shadows and other voids\nthat are background dependent for their very existence, with even our\nmathematics and concepts becoming incredibly vague and\nself-contradictory, while it remains impossible to see just how fat\nyour own ass is without using at least a mirror, but mirrors can lie!\nSimilarly, the researchers’ pie-in-the-face results should\nincrease in size and frequency, as they diligently continue making\nheadway in narrowing down the wide range of possibilities, while\nscrupulously attempting to ignore what’s missing from this\npicture, in their grimly determined, traditional, proud,\ninstitutionalized, nose-to-the-grindstone fashion. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThis\ntrend, of conspicuously multiplying pies-in-the-face, should be\nrepeated over vast scales and magnitudes, introducing ripple effects,\nas they spread to every existing mainstream cultural institution and,\nupon occasion, eliciting startling emergent effects and metamorphic\ntransformations, ascending to unprecedented heights of absurdity\nwithin the public arena. Inexorably achieving truly stupendous and\nnoteworthy historical relevance, and progressively invading the\npublic consciousness and that of the mass media, sometimes in leaps\nand bounds, as humanity’s own science and technology,\nprogressively facilitate the slowly dawning widespread awareness of\nthe reality of our situation. That 42 really is as good as it gets,\nand reality really and truly is stranger than fiction! Lamentably,\nmaking lowbrow slapstick intrinsic to nature, and significantly more\ncommonplace than would be the case in a strictly causal universe,\nwhich it should be possible to eventually establish statistically. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nyou’ve ever suspected that life admits for just way too much\nlowbrow slapstick to actually make any damned sense, apparently, you\nwere correct, and its a side-effect of inhabiting a singularity, and\nlowbrow slapstick is our destiny! Along with the somewhat exaggerated\ntwo dimensional side-effects, its a side-effect that is currently\nreaching absurd extremes, as civilization’s own technology\nincreasingly promotes lies, distorted perspectives, and\nself-defeating behavior, on unheard of scales. Falling down the\nrabbit hole, things just get weirder as you go and, as a result, the\nfaster we make progress the larger, more freakish, and harder to\nignore all of the pies-in-the-face are becoming, because they are\nintrinsic to nature and self-organizing, while the computers are\nabout to expose the exact mathematics and linguistics for how all of\nthese pies-in-the-face work, in excruciating detail. Having the\nmathematics doesn’t guaranty researchers will suddenly acquire a\nsense of humor, much less, recognize what they are confronted with\nand, among others, my book is intended for all the kids out there\ndesperate to find a way to create a better future for themselves, and\nfor all the academics and others struggling to provide them with more\norganic solutions, but with no real clue as to how instant karma\nworks. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLowbrow\nslapstick being mama nature’s specialty, and now being\nautomated, will soon lend entirely new meaning to Alvin Toffler’s\ndire warnings of “Future Shock!” For example, IBM’s\ncomputer “Watson”, who famously won on the TV game show\nJeopardy, provided just a taste of what is to come, when he surprised\neveryone yet again, by acquiring an unsolicited case of potty mouth.\nLike many expensive computer systems today, Watson was deliberately\ndesigned not to resemble a human mind and brain, in order to avoid\njust this sort of complication, which their corporate partners so\nseldom seem to appreciate. Evidently, his engineers either lacked the\nrequired sense of humor for the job, and needed to hire a comedian as\na consultant, or they had more of a sense of humor than, strictly\nspeaking, the job required.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHumans\nare vastly more complex than either Watson or electrons, at least\naccording to our own measurements and assessments, providing a simple\nexplanation for why we don’t normally see people popping in and\nout of existence, levitating, teleporting, or reliably predicting the\nfuture or whatever, but we can still appreciate lowbrow slapstick and\nproduce more than our fair share. Humor can sometimes be\nincomprehensible, and magic and the irrational can be far beyond all\nmortal comprehension, but we can still observe how they behave in a\nself-organizing fashion, and learn how to predict their behavior.\nBeing mortal has its obvious drawbacks, yet our shortcomings can\nbecome our greatest strengths and, sometimes, we may observe\ninexplicable things such as the passage of time behaving strangely,\nbut our own technology is now beginning to imitate both humanity and\nnature, like automated fun-house mirrors in the Twilight Zone Comedy\nHour! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tReality\nand the arrow of time scale according to their complexity, or their\nhumble and elegant simplicity, which can also be compared to the\nlowest possible energy state and maximum entropy production. Ensuring\nthat, everything being random, everything resembles both the Big Bang\nand the Big Crunch, explaining why we perceive the everyday world\naround us as so deterministic, yet Watson felt compelled to cuss, and\nwhy some today swear that the internet itself is becoming conscious.\nSooner or later, everything starts to resemble vague metaphors and\nexpress more organic behavior, with organic life as we know it merely\nrepresenting a more obvious extreme in the same self-organizing\ncomplexity, that expresses reality as simultaneously allegorical and\nmetaphorical, reality and the dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCall\nit “Low Entropy Physics”, “Bullshit Singularity\nPhysics”, or whatever you prefer, but the greater truth of the\ngreater context demonstrably determines the identity of its own\ncontents! For there are many lesser truths and, then, there is the\nOne Greater Truth which Socrates called the Memory of God, whom none\nmay look upon and remember in all his glory. In other words, keep\npaying it forward suckers because, in a Goldilocks universe, the\ntruth may only be shared on the playground, and logic that can’t\nbe shared and used to define bullshit is bullshit, while bullshit\nthat can’t define logic is always meaningful! What we do not\nknow and cannot know, can easily become more important than anything\nwe may happen to know, and logic that can’t be used to pay it\nforward ultimately becomes self-defeating Three Stooges slapstick.\nFor the more that any particular bullshit that we might happen to\nshare reflects the greater truth, for better or for worse, the longer\nit will endure! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPast\na certain point, whether we perceive something as changing or\nunchanging, energy or information, meaningful or bullshit, becomes a\nmatter of scales and magnitudes, with everything expressing the\nparticle-wave duality of heat and motion, and the issue returning to\nhow everything moves collectively, as well as, independently. Falling\ninto a giant black hole the temperature soars through the roof, and\nheavier objects fall faster, due to their collective behavior causing\ninertial frame dragging, warping the very fabric of space-time\nitself, while the rotation of the galaxies with hundreds of billions\nof stars, don’t obey Newtonian mechanics either, and they would\nfly apart if they did. The giant black hole at the center of our\ngalaxy has an electromagnetic torus feeding it and enormous jets at\nthe poles, causing any objects falling into it to not only express\ntime dilation, but emergent effects and less causal appearing\nbehavior, like hubcaps spinning backwards. Distant Quasars have\nproven to possess two giant black holes in their center that make\nmince meat out of space-time, and might be the most impressive\nhubcaps in the universe, suggesting that, close to our own giant\nblack hole, time or mass is speeding up, slowing down, going\nsideways, or dramatically changing somehow, while earth is caught\nsmack dab in the middle of the Goldilocks Zone of the Solar System\nand Milky Way Galaxy, where Newtonian mechanics and classic logic\njust happen to make a great deal more sense for countless everyday\npurposes, because they’re either just right or not, roughly 95%\nof the time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSwirlonics\nare a new discipline that has documented macroscopic self-propelled\ncolloidal particles swirling, as if attempting to form something\nbetween a spiral and a circle, and resisting Newton’s third law of\nmotion, refusing to accelerate when a force is applied. Their unusual\nbehavior may reflect the fact that its impossible to move in either\nperfect circles or straight lines, and could imply that Centrifugal\nForce expresses emergent effects and, possibly, could provide\nadditional clues as to how superconductivity and superfluidity work,\nand even anti-gravity. While playing around with the math, like\nPlanck before him, a cosmologist recently discovered,\naccidentally-on-purpose, that the motion of galactic whirlpools, such\nas our own Milky Way Galaxy, obey the even more wildly accurate\nSchrodinger equation, indicating that what we are observing is a\nfractal recursion of particle-wave duality over vast scales, and\nthere are four enormous teams of researchers worldwide dedicated to\nsearching for just such fractal recursions using distinctive\napproaches. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOthers,\nhave managed to describe the rotation of the spiral galaxies as\nexpressing a morphogenic field, where energy and information are\nalways at right angles to each other, but the fact the Schrodinger\nequation also describes the rotation of the galaxies, implies that\nmorphogenic fields only become useful models in specific contexts,\nand can elaborate upon how Relativity must be reformulated as a\nbroader theory of thermodynamics. Adrian Bejan noted that, on the\nlargest of scales, the distribution of the visible matter resembles\nheat induced stress fractures in flaking paint. As if the universe is\nflaky or has a flaky layered architecture or, possibly, resembles a\ndelicately cooked glass onion under extreme magnification. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAt\nthe furthest remove our instruments are theoretically capable of\nmeasuring, way far out, Beyond The Forbidden Outer Limits of the\nCosmic Microwave Background, Lost in Space, trekking recklessly into\nwell known Uncharted Dark Territory, hidden far removed from the\ncasual observer, were its impossible to ever get anything delivered,\nwell beyond all Known-No-No-Bounds, deep within the Deepest Do-Do of\nthe Twilight Zone, the gravitational pull from The Far Fetched Side\nof the Universe should be just barely detectable as it accelerates\naway from us faster than the speed of light, demarcating where\ncosmology undeniably transforms into colorful bullshit. As if we are\ngazing into the event horizon of a black hole from the inside and,\nassuming 42 really is it, the eventual fate of every branch of the\nsciences is to encounter equally nonsensical and incredibly vague,\nconvoluted, misleading, and self-contradictory answers to any line of\ninquiry. Collectively hinting that Deja Vu is that sinking feeling\nthat Socrates was right, and the only thing we can know for certain\nis that we know nothing however, with the possible exception that, we\ncan all rest assured that we’ve been down this road before, because\nthe time is just never what you think it is, until that time rolls\nround again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRelativity\nindicates the passage of time comes to a complete halt at the event\nhorizon, yet again, implying that time could possibly flow backwards\nas information while, simultaneously, energy and information are\nstill dispersed throughout the universe, in the normal manner we’re\naccustomed to. Time flowing backwards can be thought of as a\ncontinuum, such as Einstein’s rubber sheets, which expresses\nthe syntropic wave-like aspects of particle-wave duality but, like\nthe theory of a single electron universe, or a flat earth, this is\njust an easier way to conceptualize total chaos in an extreme\nsituation, and a bolt of lightning is never to be confused with a\nsingle electron. Likewise, a continuum can be used to describe\nperhaps 83% of what is observable, if you stretch your imagination,\nand is comparable to relying upon our hearing and vision in a dimly\nlit room, to make it easier to navigate, but never to be confused\nwith the actual territory itself, if you’re in a hurry to go to\nthe bathroom! Due to the symmetry of the paradox of our existence,\nand it being an easy way to conceptualize things like gravity, many\nassume everything can be described as waves in some sort of vague\ncontinuum, but waves that are not composed of anything specific are\njust so much Groovy Imaginary Wavy Gravy and Sublime Lime Jell-O with\nColorful Marshmallows, while physicists themselves frequently insist\nthat Yertle was correct, and “Its turtles all the way down\nbaby!” <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOthers\nassume everything obeys abstract probabilities, as if probabilities\nthemselves represent some sort of Platonic Ideal, but experiments in\nNegative Quantum Mechanics have established that classic logic and\nphysics cannot account for the behavior of time itself, and what we\nrequire are negative probabilities, or imaginary time, which can more\noften resemble the Muppet Show or a Charlie Chaplin movie reel, than\nPlato’s idealism. By enforcing the principle of identity, classic\nlogic implies a causal explanation for the arrow of time, but the\nexistence of the event horizon of a black hole and the Quantum Zeno\nEffect, graphically illustrate how classic logic inevitably becomes\nself-contradictory, requiring systems logics in order to make further\nprogress. The concept of Chi, or the undetectable flow within the\nempty void, is an example of systems logics that I cover in another\nchapter and, among other things, tools such as Feynman diagrams can\nbe considered merely simplified systems logics, that can be expanded\nupon in a wide variety of ways.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEssentially,\nits just another way of saying that time appears to be nonlinear,\nmaking everything else eventually appear to be magically\nself-organizing, but in a more or less symmetrical fashion, that begs\nthe question as to whether anything is actually changing, or whether\nour lives are fated. Due to the greater context inevitably\ndetermining the identity of its own contents, as the future\nnormalizes the present, nobody can tell exactly what the hell is\ngoing on, because nobody beats mama nature to the punch lines, and\nwe’d all be bored to tears if we knew everything. Quantum\nmechanics are normally formulated as wave mechanics in six dimensions\nfor this same reason, simply due to it being a more pragmatic way for\nmere mortals to approach the subject, and actually say something\nmeaningful most of the time, but its a good perspective for a\nbeginner to adopt in order to learn basic nonlinear temporal\ndynamics, and start to recognize patterns that don’t fit the\ncontinuum model.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\ntrillion particles here, a trillion there, and pretty soon its hard\nto follow all the action, which is what trained Hollywood stuntmen\nand physicists alike call the “Many Body Problem”, and\nvaliantly attempt to simulate using their best rubber sheets, while\ncautiously probing with nanoscopic precision in under attoseconds,\ncareful to make certain they are never disturbed. Waves can be fun to\nwatch, or they can put you to sleep, especially if you like water\nbeds, but a temporal continuum like the one I’m describing\nwould also resemble an adaptable series of giant coffee filters or\nsieves that merely rule out any metaphysical and conceptual extremes.\nIronically, our lives can be considered fated in the sense that we\ncannot do anything that the future forbids. (Duh!) <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAs\nconfusing as nonlinear time can become, its also what makes\neverything self-organizing, and the more we inhabit the present\nmoment, the more self-actualized we become. The laws of physics\nreflecting our own mortal fallibility, ensures that time flowing\nbackwards should sometimes resemble our sense of smell, which is\nhardwired into the brain stem and is similar to a peg board a child\nmight push different shaped blocks through, with its only job being\nto eliminate extremes such as anyone pounding a square peg through a\nround hole, in order to create their own personal naked singularity.\nAlthough it remains possible to create any number of distinctive\nkinds of singularities, one naked singularity is enough for the\nentire multiverse, and no matter how hard you try, mama nature will\nstop you, even if she has to blatantly violate local causality to do\nso, or make you live to regret your choices.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhile\nmy proposing that 12,000 year old pornographic Chinese potty humor\nimplies the future somehow magically influences the present, may\nobviously require some among us first invest in the salt mining\nindustry, nonetheless, as I pointed out in the first chapter, the\nnormally inscrutable Chinese government forbade the use of time\ntravel as a plot device in their mass media, and the US government\nhas grudgingly admitted to having classified a few jokes as “Vital\nto the National Defense”. In technobabble, space-time is a\nhyperuniform or Homogenized Fractal Cartoon Heaven and Hell, because\nnobody can say exactly what the hell space-time is either, but it\nappears to be what’s missing from this picture, and has a\ntemperature that, of course, appears to- be just right. On the\nsmallest of possible scales, physicists describe space-time as\n“frothy” like their beer, “turtles”, or\n“invisible pixies”, and you can argue all you want that\neverything must obey logic and reason, but both perfect logic and a\nperfect vacuum are demonstrably impossible, and modern science has\ndocumented time speeding up, slowing down, flowing backwards,\nvanishing altogether, and performing more tricks than a stage\nmagician!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ntime lines that the future eliminates can be thought of as supplying\nthe energy and entropy we perceive all around us, thus, obeying both\nthe law of conservation of energy and conservation of information,\nbut in a paradoxical fashion where the two are ultimately\nindivisible, and context dependent for any kind of clear identity.\nAdditionally, it implies that the infinite universes within our\nmultiverse each have their own “Mirror Worlds” where any\ntimelines that don’t occur in our universe manifest as\nmomentum, or random energy, and there could be four distinctive\nuniverses and timelines which closely parallel our own. These would\nconstantly diverge away from our own, creating an infinite number of\ntimelines all conflating the identity of energy and information, with\naround 32 parallel universes, progressively deviating away from our\nown at any given time, being enough to provide the kind of continuity\nobservable in our daily lives. Call it the “Mulitplexed Karmic\nMultiverse” but, theoretically, the more harmonious we become,\nthe easier it is to walk between universes and timelines, as if\ntuning in a different radio station, or dancing on thin air like Fred\nAstaire and Micheal Jackson, which is how you can conceivably win\nmore often on Let’s Make a Deal!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nall the confusion, whether the future is actually influencing the\npast in any given situation, or an assortment of parallel universes\nare merging, or the pixies just have serious attitude, must forever\nremain a mystery, because we can never quite distinguish space from\ntime, which perform what physicists call a random, “Drunkard’s\nWalk” that staggers between order and chaos, defying even the\nmagical tap dancing skills of Fred and Micheal, which still require\nfaith in a higher power. Whether you consider the universe to be\nmagical or causal always depends on the observer, however, thanks to\nit being so random, for most practical purposes, its safe enough to\nassume that everybody inhabits one and the same universe, where they\nall just happen to converge and, simultaneously, everyone shares\noverlapping karmic realities. The issue is how fast everything\nbecomes self-organizing across scales and magnitudes, and the harder\nyou attempt to draw distinctions between karmic realities, the more\nindistinguishable they become, and the less they reflect the universe\nthat everybody shares. Karma is all about grasping the Big Picture\nfor ourselves and, for example, the harder physicists have attempted\nto prove the universe is ultimately causal, the more causal evidence\nthey’ve collected to support the idea, and the more progress\nthey’ve made in narrowing down the possibilities. Thus,\ncreating their own distinctive local karmic reality, right here on\nplanet earth, but with their progress towards definitively settling\nthe issue having steadily slowed to a crawl for going on half a\ncentury, while the remaining possibilities are still infinite, for\nall practical purposes. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tYa\ndon’t need a weatherman to know which way all the hot air blows\nin Babylon, and physicists were convinced well over a century ago\nthat they already knew everything, and everybody else is full of\ncrap, only to discover radioactivity, Relativity, and quantum\nmechanics. Each need must inevitably decide for themselves, whether a\njoke has any meaning, but the harder we demand answers in a\nparadoxical universe, the more nonsense we encounter and the bigger\nthe pies-in-the-face become, especially when money is involved.\nGoldilocks didn’t just step through that door, she wandered all\nover the house and made herself right at home, which can be compared\nto a cascade effect where, under the right conditions, the smallest\npebble can produce a landslide. In the long run, their illusory\nkarmic bubble that everything makes some sort of rational sense, need\nmust inevitably be replaced by a giant pie-in-the-face revelation\nthat, despite any and all objections from the peanut gallery, mama\nnature is the very definition of analog, and can keep this up\nforever. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\naddition to our individual karma, we also share the karma of everyone\naround us, and our shared and individual realities obey the same\nself-organizing scalar rules, providing enough continuity for people\nto normally perceive roughly the same evolving reality, the vast\nmajority of the time and, additionally, providing a governor effect\nor a built-in Star Trek style “Prime Directive” which\nhelps to prevent the worst extremes, while simultaneously ensuring\nthe zingers and pies-in-the-face never do stop coming. On the\ntelevision show they constantly debate the Prime Directive and their\nmoral obligations, but they seldom discuss metaethics as anything\nmore than an abstraction, as if what we think and believe is more\nimportant than what we feel and do as human beings. Its a stupid TV\nshow that doesn’t have time for realism, even assuming anyone wanted\nrealism. Forget about Mr Spock, almost every character on the show is\nsome kind of genius, superman, or a god and its Cartoon Land the\nwhole way, and lends itself particularly well to pornography, relying\nheavily upon the influence of Italian directors who know how to find\nthe best deals on Spandex. As philosophies go, Star Trek is more of a\nfashion statement, but I love the show myself! They say William\nShatner’s acting is pure cheese wiz, but cheese wiz is pretty good\nonce in a while!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAnywho,\nthe stars in the heavens being as far apart as they are, for example,\nis along the same lines as the Big Bang being “just right”\nand ensures a rich ecology of stars, and that humanity can evolve and\nexplore our local stellar neighborhood in a progressive manner, that\nmakes as much causal sense as possible for each observer, and ensures\nthat the stars are far enough apart that only an advanced\ncivilization could make the journey. In contrast, the stars in the\ncenter of our galaxy, orbiting the giant black hole at Sagittarius,\nform a radioactive war zone, comparable to a giant hearth, that warms\nand sustains the entire galaxy, but the stars become further apart\nthe further out you go, while the earth is perhaps 3\/4 of the way out\nat most. Where, of course, its neither too hot nor too cold, and you\ncould say our own Solar system and Milky Way Galaxy share a more\nmature "Black Hole Sun", with black holes often producing\nstellar nurseries, and responsible for the distribution of roughly\n80% of all the mass and energy in the visible universe. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMore\nintriguingly, it implies that Sagittarius A may be the most reliable\nmeasure of space-time within our immediate stellar neighborhood and,\nalong with the Big Bang, can also be considered the origin of reality\nas we know it, right here on planet earth. Sagittarius is perhaps\n70,000 light years from earth implying that, as much as anything\nelse, our local reality, the laws of physics, and the temperature and\ncomposition of space-time around us, depend on what happened in\nSagittarius 70,000 years ago. An examination of the dwarf galaxies\nsurrounding the Milky Way, indicated they had a baby boom, with many\nmysteriously deciding to give birth to new stars at the same time,\nwhich can be thought of as possibly the gravity of Sagittarius,\nfocusing Chi, virtual particles, or what Leibniz described as the\nLife Force of the universe, still emanating from the Big Bang.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\npervasive existence of giant black holes, in the center of almost\nevery galaxy, suggests they graphically represent the rabbit hole of\nthe recursion in the principle of identity, repeatedly expressed over\nvast scales and magnitudes, and illustrate how we inhabit a\nparadoxical and metaphorical universe, and how the arrow of time and\neven geometry can easily become more context dependent. Black Holes\nresemble subatomic particles and, like any other subatomic particle,\nthey’re difficult to measure and not noticeable in our everyday\nworld, but still vital to our existence, and provide a more geometric\nview of the recursion in the principle of identity. Existence itself\ncan be said to promote life as we know it, and pies-in-the-face, as\nmerely more ways in which to creatively pay it forward, and organic\nlife can be said to resemble everything else in existence, because\neverything shares the same underlying symmetry and intrinsic systems\nlogic, which are significantly more egalitarian than any metaphysics.\nAmong other things, systems logics can leverage the Butterfly Effect\nto illustrate how Standard Theory cannot explain specific\nobservations, such as the Big Bang being "just right".\nToday’s computers are powerful enough to crunch the numbers,\nand when the computers spit out the Theory of Everything it should\nmake a great deal more sense out of classical mathematics and the\nphysical constants, but in terms a five year old can comprehend, and\nthat reflect our mortal fallibility, and how each must nurture faith\nin themselves and their personal journey. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCaptain\nCook, sailing around the world, can be considered to have literally\ntraveled between universes and time periods, and not merely around\nthe world, because we ourselves must always decide what is the world\nand what is the universe, what is the past and present. Nevertheless,\nfor the overwhelming majority, its much more pragmatic to merely\nassume he sailed around the world, and wasn’t another tourist from\nthe ninth dimension, no doubt, searching for Borg Cubes to\nassimilate. Our own personal inertia is an example of how karma\nconveys our past into the present and, the more extreme any\nsituation, the more the central issue becomes how compatible our\nkarma happens to be. In Captain Cook’s case, in spite of being\nfamous for being friendly with the Natives wherever he went, the\nHawaiians executed him on the beach when he ordered his men to open\nfire on them during what, to the Hawaiians, was the equivalent of a\nbarroom brawl not worth killing anyone over. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCook’s\nuntimely death, upon discovering Paradise at a Hawaiian Luau,\nresembles the Butterfly Effect, where an extreme metaphysical context\ncan make the most unlikely sequence of events more probable, and also\nresembles a Star Trek style “Prime Directive” built into\nthe fabric of existence itself, that reflects how cavemen couldn’t\ninvent the atom bomb or travel to Alpha Centuri in a wooden dugout.\nWeather models imply the Butterfly Effect often emerges from multiple\ncomplex systems interacting, and Cook was no mere caveman sailing\naround the world in a dugout he made over the weekend. The Hawaiians\nwere amazing sailors in their own rite, and could show Cook a thing\nor two and, apparently, the laws of physics being so egalitarian\npromoted their meeting, 2,000 miles in the middle of nowhere, only\nafter both had advanced to a certain point in technology, ensuring\nlife generally remains two steps forward and one back for every\nobserver, or else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhen\na hundred Spanish Conquistadors conquered all of South America using\nhigh tech weapons and armor, all the gold they brought back inflated\ntheir economy so badly, the Spanish Empire was lost after their\neconomy collapsed and, then, their fleet promptly sank in a\nhurricane. For many, the temptation is to write this off as a\ncoincidence, but the negative probabilities of quantum mechanics\nsuggest otherwise and, of course, we can never know for certain. The\nmore certain we become of one thing, the less of another, expressing\nparticle-wave duality and the HUP, nonetheless, it remains possible\nto do statistical analysis for long term trends. Darwinian survival\nof the fittest is widely accepted, and technology always advances\nfaster during wartime, but the evidence also suggests that early\nhominids excelled in developing new tools and art whenever the\nweather was mild, and the available food sources were abundant. Among\npopulations pushed to the edge of genocide, every survivor is\ncommonly expected to exceed their potential, and war can be described\nas a default survival mode that focuses our collective energy, but is\nunsustainable and, obviously, undesirable. The truth itself appears\nto be self-organizing, and displays both linear and nonlinear\nbehavior, implying time can be thought of as normally expressing the\n“Four Seasons” of the Bagua, or basic wave-like behavior\nin a continuum, but that also expresses nonlinear behavior, causing\neverything to resemble a phase transition or a metamorphic effect in\ndifferent situations and, theoretically, making it possible to make a\nwide variety of predictions based on symmetry, rather than causal\nmetaphysics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThere\nare exceptions to every rule, and the Dodo bird went extinct for a\nreason but, similar to a metamorphic transformation that simply\ncannot be rushed, such as puberty, it could be the reason that\nhumanity has not discovered other intelligent life in the universe,\nis that neither our technology nor our karma are evolved enough, to\nmake surviving such an encounter likely. In Isaac Asimov’s\nscience fiction universe, robots eventually mastered all of\nspace-time, and moved all of humanity to a completely different\nuniverse altogether, where there was no alien life in our galaxy.\nHowever, human evolution is believed to have origins in 26 species of\nhominids who often struggled with genetic diseases, and humanity came\nclose to extinction during the last ice age, suggesting that the\nsilence is deafening, and a simpler explanation for why we have not\nmet intelligent aliens, is due to our still being an infant species,\nlargely confined to the nest. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWe\ndon’t even know how to talk yet, using the language of mama\nnature herself and, whenever I hear physicists and mathematicians\nclaim that mathematics are a language, I suggest they study\nWittgenstein before attempting to describe how physics or mathematics\nwork. Never listen to what over-educated fools babble, rant, and rave\nabout language, when they constantly complain that they can’t even\nteach a child how to use a dictionary, and their own experts keep\nclaiming half the population is mentally ill. I’m from Missouri\nmyself, the "Show-Me" state, where a chicken is still\nlegally a walking vegetable, and all the reality TV shows, mindless\nmobs, posturing academics, and money in the world cannot turn a sow’s\near into a silk purse, or make anyone listen to all their more\nindignant complaints. Honesty is such a lonely word, unthinkable for\nfar too many, and way too damned expensive, especially when everyone\nprefers to argue over the definition of stupid. My advice is to pay\nmuch more attention to what’s missing from this picture, and\nwhat they tend to avoid at all costs, because academics are so\nregimented and contentious, and still refuse to discuss such issues\nlike adults, that it makes their mistakes all that much more\npredictable and, frequently, much more insightful than anything they\nhave to say.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAt\nany rate, karma being scalar means people that we see in the mass\nmedia can sometimes be considered to exist in another universe\naltogether, but their universe overlaps and influences our own to\nsome extent, and hints at the influence of the Butterfly Effect, even\nif our karmic paths are unlikely to ever converge. The more extreme\nthe situation in which any energy and information are disseminated,\nthe more surprising nonlinear behavior and emergent effects they’ll\nexpress. With people, the six handshake rule seems to apply, and we\nare never more than six people away from anyone in the country,\nhinting at the pervasive nature of the Butterfly Effect, and its\ndisproportionate influence in networking systems logics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nButterfly Effect is all about symmetry, and metaphysics are simply\nnot egalitarian enough to support the Butterfly Effect as often as\nsystems logics can. Quantum mechanics implies a Hilbert space of\ninfinite dimensions, and Relativity suggests a fated four dimensional\nmonoblock universe, while Fractal Geometry incorporates fractions of\ndimensions, with all of them combined implying that whether\neverything is composed of fractions of dimensions or an infinite or\nfinite number of whole dimensions, point particles or Wavy Gravy\nspread out all over the place, or little tiny tornadoes that clean\nyour toilet bowel, need must forever remain a mystery. Requiring\nsystems logic to make further progress, and leaving life as\nsubjective as it is objective, and karma as the most reliable measure\nof how many dimensions anything has.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOur\nsubjective impressions can be influenced by karma, and can sometimes\nprovide invaluable answers that nothing else can, including helping\nus to recognize any more personal pies-in-the-face, with information\nfrom the future subtly helping us to grasp more of the Big Picture,\nand producing our evolving awareness of the self-evident truth.\nWhenever we stop making clear distinctions between who we are and\nwhat we are doing, we leverage the lowest possible energy state,\nempowering ourselves to access more information, from the past and\nthe future, both the Big and Little Pictures, while any dimensions we\nhappen to perceive will eventually transform into a continuum or a\nsingularity and vice versa. Inertia can be thought of as a\nsingularity, that resists moving, or as a single dimension that\ncompels photons and massive bodies to move in straight lines,\nprogressively blending into the much more curvaceous continuum of\ngravity, as if illustrating how the past effortlessly blends into the\nfuture, riding off into the sunset like the Western heroes do,\ncompleting the Great Circle of Life, and how a "Perfect Circle"\ncan somehow be composed of an infinite number of tiny straight\nlines… (cut to credits)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHowever,\ncomplicating the situation enormously, any dimensions we can observe\nalways acquire entirely new identities in metaphysical extremes of\nany kind, with the Circle of Life, space-time and inertia, blending\nright into the gravitational pull from The Far Side of the Universe,\nnonsensically accelerating away from us faster than the speed of\nlight, as if a cartoon were speeding up the action. Astronomers can\ninsist all they want that the other side of the universe accelerating\naway faster than light makes sense, but the existence of Black Holes,\nand all the other evidence for time being self-organizing, suggests\nthat this is merely wishful thinking, and represents the limits of\nour mortal fallibility, and the theoretical limits for data\ncompression. Beyond the Cosmic Microwave Background everything blurs\ninto a barely detectable gravity that has a modest temperature and,\nas a black hole evaporates, the single dimension described by its\nmomentum is slowly transformed into photons that scatter its inertia\nin every direction. Which means a black hole can be described as\nexpressing a singularity that resists moving, and can have a well\ndefined local momentum in four dimensions, but which slowly\nevaporates into an infinite number of tiny nonlocal dimensions, as\nthe magnitude of its aggregate momentum is scattered to the four\ncorners, along with any information it contains. Black Holes could\ngraphically illustrate how to modify Boyle’s Law to redefine the laws\nof thermodynamics and motion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nBlack hole without virtual particles is a contradiction, making all\nblack holes indistinguishable from the same virtual particles they\nemit, and black holes can all be described as quasi objects, or a\nmacroscopic manifestation of virtual particles, displaying\ndistinctive behavior in large enough concentrations. Some might\nobject that its impossible to detect virtual particles themselves,\nwhile I would argue that its impossible to even say whether a black\nhole has a surface to detect, making black holes simultaneously\ndifficult to ignore and impossible to categorize as anything other\nthan a manifestation of virtual particles. Black holes can be\nconsidered merely macroscopic evidence that space-time and virtual\nparticles are manifestations of Chi, the undetectable flow within the\nempty void which, obviously, still manages to make its existence\nknown. Virtual particles are responsible for other things as well,\nsuch as radioactive decay in the weak force and, in technobabble,\nblack holes can also be compared to macroscopic manifestations of\nquantum eigenstates, explaining why we perceive the universe as being\ncomposed of matter, energy, and the forces of nature. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPhysicists\ndemand the whole world make sense to them personally then, along with\nthe dictionary, conveniently ignore their own logic and categories,\nwhenever they happen to contradict the conventional wisdom in the\ngreater physics community at large, which seldom tolerates criticism\namong their ranks. For example, the mathematics have always indicated\nthat the bizarre behavior of quanta is not simply due to their tiny\nsize, and physicists debated the issue extensively in the early days\nof quantum mechanics, only to conclude the mathematics appear to be\ncorrect, and their behavior is not merely the result of their tiny\nsize. Nonetheless, the common superstition, still being promoted to\nthis day by physicists everywhere, is that their behavior is caused\nby their tiny size, and physicists still struggle with the\npossibility that reality is simply beyond the kin of mortal man,\nbecause it isn’t part of their job description. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNor\nis it the job description of historians, sociologists, philosophers,\nand psychologists to point out what idiots their fellow academics can\nbe, so its best to do so in the public domain, anonymously whenever\nprudent, before they start digging more giant holes in Texas to throw\nmoney into. Governments and corporations like to know what kind of\nover-educated fools they’re working with, and appreciate such\ndetails. Anywho, entangled particles express both a singularity and\ninfinite dimensions, synergy and syntropy, or the lowest possible\nenergy state and maximum entropy production while, in contrast, an\nobject accelerating towards the speed of light, falling into a black\nhole, or expressing any other physical extreme, progressively becomes\nmore two dimensional for outside observers, with relativistic objects\ngrowing both shorter in length and wider, as if becoming more two\ndimensional. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBy\nbecoming more two dimensional in appearance, they preserve their\nability to interact causally with the rest of the universe, until\ntheir identity becomes increasingly vague and self-contradictory for\nevery outside observer, with time stopping altogether at the speed of\nlight and at the event horizon, begging the question of what the hell\ncausality, the principle of identity, or Rindler Horizons mean,\nwithout the passage of time. In recent years, theorists have proposed\nthe existence of a second event horizon below the well known one,\nwhich can be considered "The Land Before Time" that ensures\nthat whether the universe actually has two dimensions, and requires\nsome sort of outside influence, remains a mystery but, more\nimportantly, that physicists can continue to pretend to know what\nthey’re talking about. The possible existence of The Land Before Time\nalso hints at the fact that, even when attempting to describe event\nhorizons, what’s missing from this picture must always present the\nTwo Faces of Janus, due to every context always requiring a\nsignificant amount of content. And, additionally hinting, that\nphysicists desperately need to update both their mathematics and\nsense of humor, while I’m working on bots they will love to argue\nwith, and quantifying their lack of humor for marketing. Note that\nphotons always travel at the same speed in a vacuum, and don’t\nappear to experience the passage of time themselves, but we can\nperceive photons as slowing down in time whenever they pass through\nsome sort of medium or fall into a gravity well, like that of a black\nhole. Indicating they provide an important benchmark for the symmetry\nof time’s influence on mass and energy. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThankfully,\nas frustrating and confusing as all this gets, the saving grace of\nmama nature’s wicked sense of humor is that the situation\nautomatically rules out the worst possible cartoons, as if our\nuniverse were a nursery for intelligent life, or your own Private\nIdaho if you prefer, because it means we are all both flaming\ngeniuses and drooling idiots! Now, where did that Pinkie go…\nAnyway, rather than the future determining our individual fates, the\nfuture merely limits our choices in the present, to whatever actually\nsupports the universe itself having a future. As if each of us is\ncompelled to constantly come to an agreement with our collective\nfuture selves, as to exactly what the present should actually be\nlike, and the entire Collective Unconscious is attempting to learn\nhow to pay it forward, and give everyone as much freedom of choice as\npossible, as the only way to ensure the good guys win more often. Of\ncourse, according to the story of Goldilocks, by excluding any\nextremes such as cavemen inventing the atom bomb, physicists creating\na perfect vacuum, or anybody really imagining God creating a rock so\nbig that even he can’t pick it up.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tYogi\nBerra was from another planet, Yoda was from a galaxy far, far away,\nStar Trek is still looking for love in all the wrong places, In\nSearch Of Fantasy Island, and new sources of Spandex, while I’m\nfrom a different karmic playground altogether myself, and quite\neasily distracted. For most practical purposes, infinite karmic\nuniverses all chaotically converging and diverging in infinite higher\ndimensions, are just so much simpler and easier to think of as the\nharmony of the future, the singularity, or the magic of life itself,\nenforcing the Goldilocks Principle that nothing can ever be too hot\nor too cold, too hard or too soft, too big or too small, too fast or\ntoo slow, too right or too wrong, and that everything always works\nout in the end for the universe as a whole, if not for Goldilocks\nherself. Although countless physicists have declared quantum\nmechanics to be truly bizarre and unfathomable, and others have\nfrequently compared them to Alice in Wonderland, few have ever dared\nto venture that quanta are nothing short of downright infantile,\nchildish, tacky, cartoonish, and utterly tasteless, but what I’m\ndescribing is a variation on the Many World’s Theory, and\nthere’s simply no accounting for taste when 42 is as good as it\ngets and, personally, I like the Muppets myself. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNormally,\nwe collect energy in order to gather more useful information, while\nthe simplest alternative way to think of time, is that the future,\nthe quantum wave function, or harmony of the universe, conveys\ncontextual data into the past, where it transforms into random matter\nand energy, excluding any metaphysical extremes in the process. Where\nthe past converges on the future in the present moment, is how our\npersonal awareness is created, as the alpha and the omega become\nprogressively indistinguishable, and people starting asking stupid\nquestions such as, "What the hell was that?" Whereupon\nwherein wherevery, waffling wavering withering wuthering heights,\nonce upon a midnight oh so dreary, oblivious to the relentless\nravages of oblivion, nonetheless, the quiet passage of time yet\nacquiesces in the moment, pausing to await whomsoever may just so\nperchance to happen to choose not to choose to desire, whatsoever it\nis that they might actually happen to desire, deep down in their\ndeepest of hearts, or heartburn from hell. For time waits for no man,\nand no man is an island, who never has the time to wait for more\ntime, because he was a man of his times, who knew nothing of time,\nwho never saved enough time, who never worried about the time, who\nhad run out of time, yet he still had way too much time on his hands,\nand remained behind the times, always attempting to save time by\nwasting more time, all because he constantly struggled to remain two\nsteps ahead of his time and, predictably, was never prepared in time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOur\npast randomly contributes towards our individual futures while, in\nturn, the future of the universe appears to severely limit our\npossibilities in the present, even blatantly violating the known laws\nof causality if necessary, but in a progressive manner, because\nharmony neither acts nor reasons, making balance possible in a\nparadoxical singularity. Emergent effects themselves can be described\nas expressing different combinations of synergy and syntropy, or yin\nand yang, where the identities of energy and information can become\nmore obviously conflated, and emergent effects can also be described\nas the result of dimension squeezing, due to everything expressing\nparticle-wave duality. Synergy, syntropy, harmony, space-time,\ngravity, information, knowledge, awareness, and quantum entanglement\nall become synonymous with what’s missing from this picture,\nthe Two Faces of Janus, and our mortal fallibility ensuring that,\nironically, synergy remains the cost of normalization, and simply\nmore evidence that the greater context inevitably determines its own\ncontents. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRadioactive\nelements decay in the environment all the time, without anyone ever\nnoticing, but an atomic bomb dramatically converts mass into energy,\ndue to the close proximity of its atoms, and not simply because they\nare decaying, which can be described as synergy promoting greater\nentropy and normalization. However, this also means the\npies-in-the-face that modern civilization is currently encountering\nare just getting started, and there should be a variety of ways in\nwhich to manipulate space-time, roughly 120-430 for all practical\npurposes, which can produce even more sky-high-pie-in-the-face\nresults. Again, this can be compared to what physicists call\n“Dimension Squeezing”, or what I like to think of as\n“Pie-In-The-Face-Spherical-Cubes!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSun\nTzu warned, “Know Thy Enemy”, and Socrates admonished,\n“Know Thyself”, while I would add that, if you value your\nlife,“Know Thy Mindless Mob!” Which is why I began\nskimming through physics journals at 14 years old, never\nunderstanding half of what I read, and why I eventually studied the\nanalog logic of the Tao Te Ching, because they were two subjects,\nalong with the damned dictionary, that I was convinced even crazy\nBabylonians could only screw up so badly, and all I had to do was to\nkeep looking for what’s missing from this picture. Of course,\nthe idiots call me crazy for questioning their ongoing insanity, then\ngo back to debating the definition of stupid, and blaming each other\nfor abusing every new technology they invent, and stealing data that\nis all in the public domain. Somebody, somewhere, has to eventually\ninvent the science of bullshit but, admittedly, I had always assumed\nthat what I was attempting to do would require a small think tank to\naccomplish, and had always hoped some other damned fool would write a\nbook along the lines of this one, only to discover it was my karma,\nand you have to be careful what you wish for. Rainbow Warriors say\nthe only requirement for writing Oneness Poetry is you have to be\nmasochistic enough to do all of the editing, and it turned out that I\njust happened to be the brain damaged hippie for the job, who had\nfoolishly studied all the more relevant physics and philosophy, and\nwho had absolutely no faith that modern science can save humanity\nfrom modern science.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWittgenstein’s\nfirst philosophy was based on geometry, but he had no clue what he\nwas touching on, and abandoned the effort, and nobody has taken it up\nsince. Relying heavily upon classic logic to decide what to ignore,\nacademic philosophy has been in the dark ages for almost 2,000 years,\nand they were easily impressed with Wittgenstein, whose work is often\ncompared to engineering and a dry auto-repair manual. Using the\nmathematics in this book, you can write any number of bullshit\nphilosophies that will drive academics nuts, but are no more\ncomplicated than changing the oil in your car, and merely leverage\nthe ignorance of the experts against themselves. For me, logic is as\nmuch an issue of geometry as anything else, and explains Spinoza’s\nformalism better than academics and, for example, in the next chapter\nI explain how, after decades of study and practice, I can skim\nthrough dozens of pages of technical papers, and point out exactly\nwhere they make assumptions and logic errors, by merely looking at\nthe shapes of the paragraphs they write. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTechnical\npapers are so highly structured it should be easy to train an AI to\nsearch for paragraphs with shapes that correlate with logic errors\nand assumptions, so the AI can instantly make almost any academic\nlook like a complete idiot playing around with words, and can sort\nthrough databases at warp speed. Merely by studying my poetry and\nwriting your own, anyone can acquire the same skill to some degree,\nbecause its an organic process that can only be acquired by attrition\nand osmosis but, in my case, sometimes I can’t even look at something\nsomeone wrote in a foreign language that I don’t know, because\nwhatever they wrote messes with my analog logic. Nevertheless, its\nall essentially the same yin-yang push-pull dynamics, and there are\ndramatic ways to enhance and speed up the process of attrition and\nosmosis, including VR applications, incorporating more of the analog\nlogic of the I-Ching. In general, analog logic can treat time as a\nvariable, making it more efficient, but time can also substitute for\ngeometry in something like a Time Crystal, transforming slippery time\ninto more accurate and discrete geometry. And, resulting in the\nshapes of written paragraphs reflecting the logic they contain, no\nmatter what language you write them in, because everything including\nlogic and geometry expresses the symmetry of yin-yang push-pull\ndynamics, and the recursion in the principle of identity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nadvent of fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics drove all of academia\nnuts, in part, because quantum mechanics incorporates infinite\ndimensions, while Fractal Geometry calls into question the very\ndefinition of a dimension and, of course, actually sharing their\nwords and playing nice are anathema. The Three Stooges can only make\nprogress by attacking everything and, consequently, it has joined the\nranks of all the other discoveries frequently dismissed by academia,\nas irrelevant anomalies unworthy of contemplating in the overall\nscheme of things, and conveniently swept harder under the rug at\nevery opportunity, while classifying jokes older than monuments, and\ninventing new nonsense words. Physicists and mathematicians commonly\nuse outdated mathematics and approaches, and often know just enough\nof the logistics and philosophy behind what they’re doing to\nwork themselves into dead ends, especially since so many of them\ndon’t even know how to use a dictionary. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\tThat\nmight sound like an exaggeration, but even their own studies have\nconfirmed that the tools and approaches they use fundamentally don’t\nreflect the underlying reality of what they study, and are merely a\npragmatic compromise. Using an AI that can automatically point out\nany logic errors and assumptions they make, linguists and others\nshould have a field day reviewing the entire history of modern\nacademia, and documenting how the over-educated fools collectively\nconvince themselves to become more self-defeating, in the name of\nscience, growth, and progress. So-called Weak Experiments are\npossibly worthy of a Hollywood comedy, but I’ve already got my work\ncut out for me writing this book and, in theoretical physics,\nanything older than a decade is considered ancient history, while\nmost of the physics community is lucky if the mathematics and\nconcepts they use are less than half a century old. People are\nshocked when I say academics are often posers, but the idiots cannot\neven teach a child how to use a dictionary, and have inspired such\nwondrous inventions helping to save the planet today, as Totalitarian\nCommunism, yet are more worried about their public image than their\ntrack record.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAs\nmuch as we’d all like to believe somebody is in charge around here,\nits not helpful when the whole fucking world ecology is about to\ncollapse, and our glorious leader is teaching physicians how to do\ntheir damned jobs, and supports burning coal, while the peasants are\nstorming the palace with knives and pitch forks for cheap thrills.\nThey call themselves scientists but, increasingly, are more often\njust engineers pushing the limits of the technology, and entirely\nincapable of making significant progress theoretically, because their\ncommon sense promotes superstition and taboos. The academic community\nis so mired in the dark ages, that their own technology is now\nbeginning to replace them, and physicists have begun to publicly\nquestion the wisdom of accepting a job on such enormous projects as\nthe Large Hadron Collider, as AI progressively establishes that,\ncontrary to popular belief, there never was any intelligent life\naround here!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOf\ncourse, they can criticize me all they want, and insist I am being\ntoo critical and spreading hate, but I’m merely giving them\nwhat they’re still demanding, paying good money for, stealing\nfrom me and millions of others, classifying, and censoring from the\ninternet, even though it is all in the public domain. Any damned fool\nwho knows anything about the subject, will tell you that neither\nSocrates nor the Taoists ever had anything flattering to say about\nacademia, while playground potty mouth nursery rhymes speak for\nthemselves! Physics is big business, and both governments and\ncorporations have long term plans, and like to know how over-educated\nfools waste their time and money, and prefer to be able to quantify\nthese things, and deal with numbers. If academia cannot develop\nlinguistic analysis that actually reflects the fact that people have\na sense of humor, and are perfectly capable of grasping the Big\nPicture for themselves, then it is up to the private sector. Making\nextensive documentation and quantitative analysis of academic lowbrow\nslapstick, within the public domain, necessary for establishing legal\nprecedents. Hate is a terrible thing to waste, so stop censoring the\ninternet, bugging my computer, and busting into my email accounts,\nwhile criticizing everything I write, or I promise, I will tell you\nevery joke I know…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\ngeometry, a dimension is normally thought of as the distance between\ntwo points but, ironically, there is an academically recognized\n“Pointless Geometry”, that studies regions rather than\npoints, while Fractal Geometry appears to combine the two. A\n“Pointedly-Pointless Flaky-Fractured-Fairytale-Continuum\nGeometry”, as if we have gone from the perfection of Euclidean\nGeometry and Plato’s idealistic Harmony of the Spheres, to\nBullshit Fuzzy Logic and Quantum Indeterminacy progressively\nestablishing, that the more incredibly vague and downright\nself-contradictory all of our logic, geometry, and physics become,\nthe more outrageously efficient and the wider their applications.\nAssuming 42 is as good as it gets, Fuzzy Logic should express\nparticle-wave duality, and quantum mechanics should express Fuzzy\nLogic, with systems logics capable of making more sense out of both.\nReconciling the four fold symmetry of Bullshit Fuzzy Logic and the\nStandard Theory in quantum mechanics, should therefore lead to a\ndemonstrably tautological and self-contradictory explanation for all\nof logic and mathematics, and place mathematics and physics on\nIntuitionistic foundations which, believe it or not, are already\nconsidered much firmer than those of classical mathematics, but also\nunderdeveloped, broader, and much more vague as well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nnewest theorems concerning the Five Pythagorean Solids are a good\nplace to start, with the dodecahedron proving to be mathematically\nunique, and possibly hinting at how space and time, logic and\nbullshit, spheres and cubes, exchange symmetries according to\nthermodynamics and the Golden Ratio, and display a broken\nsupersymmetry, that illustrates how classic logic can be modified to\nreflect the real world better. Current theories such as E8 imply\ncubes provide a reasonable approximation of space-time, but they’re\nbiased towards Einstein’s self-contradictory causal\nmetaphysics, due to the still widely used classical mathematics\nthemselves being incapable of incorporating Indeterminacy. Resistance\nis futile and, upon closer examination by a nearby deep space science\nvessel, Einstein’s “jewel” has turned out to be a\nBorg Cube, possibly from Sweden and related to the French Cone Heads,\nand appears to be just right for assimilation, if you know where to\nfind the best deals on Latex and Spandex. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIgnore\nthe fact that everything in the universe tends to assume spherical\nshapes and orbits, according to the newest theories, they’re all Borg\nCubes. Both Newton and Einstein had to invent their own controversial\nmathematics, and I encourage anyone to invent their own insane\nmathematics and linguistics, and to ignore all the premadonas who\nthink their mathematics and words are the greatest. After a century\nof quantum mechanics, half a century of fuzzy logic, and spending\ntrillions of dollars, physicists are still busy playing around with\nString theories that haven’t produced any results and, now,\nhave moved on to suggest we are all block heads, but have yet to\nbother to formulate quantum mechanics, using mathematics that can\nactually incorporate Indeterminacy, in addition to, True and False.\nThe obvious inference being that everything must either meet with\ntheir personal approval, be aesthetically pleasing, and make sense to\nthem personally or, at least, they can continue to make money and\nproduce technology, while classifying any advanced mathematics, and\nwaiting for the computers to spit out even more mathematics and, if\nanybody starts asking questions, you can always yell, “Shut Up\nand Calculate!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nGreat Void<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\nneurons have to learn how to ignore each other, as well as,\ncollectively ignoring the world around them, but the more\nindependence our neurons promote among themselves, the more flexibly\nthey can reorganize at any time. Sharing the same underlying\nrecursive architecture makes them more efficient and obey\nthermodynamics however, in turn, their outrageous efficiency in\nridiculous numbers supports a larger diversity of brain cells. Some\nof our more complicated neurons even scout the brain searching for\nany neurons that appears to have unique talents that make them stand\nout in a crowd, but any of our neurons can always fall back on Three\nStooges slapstick in an emergency, and ignoring the conscious mind is\nno different from a neuron’s perspective. In cases of chronic\nPTSD, parts of the brain will shrink enough to be noticeable to the\nnaked eye in brain scans, as our neurons decide to take more of the\ndecision making process away from the conscious mind, and ignore the\nconscious mind more often, in order to collectively focus their\nefforts in a more defensive reactionary manner, that can even be\ncompared to triage on the battlefield. Studies of death row inmates\nindicate they all have significant brain damage, and a common\nresponse of people with a fatal traumatic brain injury, is to retreat\ninto the nearest defensible corner and attack anything living that\napproaches them.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nevery way observable, both their behavior and their physiology become\nincreasingly self-organizing and self-defeating, adapting in reaction\nto their harsh environment according to a simple default Three\nStooges logic that makes more sense out of Pavlov’s dogs as\nrequiring a specific context to determine what is positive\nreinforcement. Give a dog an electric shock every time you feed it,\nand I’m sure it will drool every time you give it an electric\nshock, but its conditioning can be viewed as not only mental, but a\nbroader issue of its cellular level response that includes, for\nexample, the flora and fauna of its digestive tract, which act as a\nsort of separate brain and contribute to adapting its behavior to its\ndiet and local environment. The human body itself, for example, is\nnow believed to have a separate brain of sorts for our skin, one for\ndigestion, and another for the immune system among other things and\nthey appear to each communicate with the brain, each attempting to\ndetermine what is worth ignoring.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tContrary\nto decades of conventional wisdom in the medical profession, the\nimmune system plays a major role in the brain, with diseases such as\nautism appearing to be related to epigentics and how we use our\nimmune system to socialize with everything in our environment on a\ncellular level. The human body can be compared to a coral wreath, a\ncollection of lifeforms that depend on each other for their survival\nwith, for example, our gut bacteria in particular changing along with\nour environment and forming their own primitive brain. What’s\nmissing from this picture becomes a whole lot more interesting, when\nyou realize the visual centers of the brain are organized around\nsearching for what’s missing and, apparently, so too are our\nimmune system, genetic inheritance, the overall organization of the\nbrain, and our very thoughts and memories themselves, which can all\nexchange identities. The causal world around us appears to be\ncontentious and competitive, but everything that exists appears to be\nsimultaneously paying it forward, explaining the tendency of\neverything to occupy the lowest possible energy state and to produce\nmaximum entropy production. At the most fundamental level of our\nbrain’s organization, the mind and brain have been documented\nas exchanging roles whenever it happens to be more efficient. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHubcaps\nspinning backwards might distract us, and we normally learn to ignore\nthem, while someone working in an auto shop might learn to pay more\nattention to them, and exactly where each individual’s memories\nand habits overlap are something we can frequently change as the\nsituation demands, but not always, because the architecture of our\nmind and brain emphasize speed and efficiency using pattern matching.\nA big advantage to fitting in with a flock of indignant chickens is\nthat you can rely on the flock to decide what to ignore, and don’t\nhave to constantly reinvent the wheel, but at the cost of the flock\nmore often becoming self-defeating. Among other things, the rapid\nprogress of Western civilization can be ascribed to our being so\ncontentious that we adopted the widespread use of Three Stooges\ndualism early on by default, so we could avoid having to reinvent\ngovernment quite so often. Being a military brat myself, I would\nargue that the terrain obviously made the Mediterranean region more\ncontentious than most, due to its wide diversity of large independent\nkingdoms with equally diverse geographic defenses, and Hannibal’s\nfailed attempt to drag elephants over the alps being legendary. As\nstupid as that might sound, the Italians invented both modern\nbureaucracy and the Mafia as alternatives to corrupt government,\ndeliberately making bureaucracy as big, complicated, and inhumane as\npossible, as a way to prevent the wealthy from constantly corrupting\ntheir governments and turning them into banana republics, that didn’t\nsupport any meaningful government for the rest of the population. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nthe Mafia requires competition, or its every man for himself, and\nadopting bureaucracy is a poison pill strategy that makes it\ndifficult for any one individual to corrupt the entire institution,\nso the rest don’t have to constantly reinvent the wheel, and\nthere is no way in hell our enormous modern societies could remain\norganized for any length of time without the extensive use of dualism\nand classic logic in enormous bureaucratic and legal institutions.\nModern bureaucracies and classic logic can both be considered\nnecessary evils that someone would invent if we didn’t already\nhave them, thanks to logic being necessary for developing technology,\nand technology empowering people to organize like chickens in vast\nnumbers. We require bureaucrats and dualism just so we can become\nbetter organized, stop killing each other quite so often, and don’t\nhave to reinvent government all the time, but only because of the\nsevere limitations of our current science and technology, based on\nthe 2,000 year old formal logic of chickens, while all of our\nsciences and technologies are already beginning to change\ndramatically, becoming much more flexible and organic, and are\nrapidly approaching a turning point with the introduction of a Theory\nof Everything.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nStudies\nhave also shown that the amount of working memory anyone possesses,\nis the only reliable measure of their career potential, implying that\nmorality is related to the same memory-centric pecking order of\nchickens, and is widely used to impose normalization on larger groups\nthat struggle to organize in a more coherent fashion, and is also\nrelated to such phenomena as the Peter Principle and nepotism. For\nexample, the US is somehow widely considered the champions of\ncapitalism, despite being the most nepotistic country in the world\nafter Nigeria, having the worst social mobility in the developed\nworld, some 10-20 million illegal immigrants, importing half the\ngeniuses on the planet, the worst income inequality in the developed\nworld, and oligopolies controlling all the markets. Such trends\nshould also reflect the spread of existentialist angst, fake news,\nand misinformation, and how aggressive, suicidal, and homicidal the\npublic becomes in general, and should reflect stock market trends.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBereft\nany real experience to draw from, tiny toddlers have no frame of\nreference and struggle to give concepts such as “sharing”\nand “fairness” personal meaning, and to place them in\nlarger contexts to see when they might be applicable. The same can be\nsaid for many adults today raised on Gilligan’s Island and\nGreen Acres, and working 90 hour a week jobs, with many changing\ncareers four or more times and having to learn an entirely new\ndiscipline. Deny it as they might, they simply lack enough of the\npieces to the broader puzzle of life to make more sense out of the\nBig Picture, moving every five years on the average and often having\nlittle idea who their neighbors are, much less, who to trust, what to\nbelieve, or what it means to be part of a larger intimate community,\nand rely heavily on their pecking orders to decide what is\n“conventional wisdom”. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEnsuring,\nat best, their learning style can frequently be described as, “fake\nit til ya make it!” The tiniest toddlers tend to have comedic\nThree Stooges ideas about “sharing” and “fairness”,\nbut it is their ongoing attempts to make more sense out of anything\nthat eventually inspires the light bulb to come on, after they’ve\nshuffled around all the pieces of the puzzle in every way imaginable.\nWhile that might sound like the hard way to get results, it is the\nsame way that infants learn how to talk, by babbling nonstop, and how\nthey learn to distinguish the truth from bullshit, reality from\nfiction, and how Ugly Ducklings can sometimes complain nonstop, yet\nstill transform into swans with remarkable grace. Considering the\nhigh error rates in the English language and how often adults flat\nout contradict themselves, casually regurgitate misinformation,\nreject their own dictionary, and brazenly lie in even the mass media,\nits no wonder that infants only learn how to talk by babbling\nnonstop, and no wonder that even grown adults commonly struggle with\ntheir morality. In this Mad, Mad, Mad World, infants and adults alike\nonly have so much to share and rely heavily upon quantum mechanics\nand the same error prone Monty Carlo statistics used on Let’s\nMake a Deal to decide just how applicable any grammar, logic, or\nmorality might happen to be, and intuitively use role play as a way\nto get more of a feel for what’s missing from this picture…<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYou\ncan teach kids just about anything, including calculus, and they can\nforget it all just as quickly, because learning what to ignore is\nvital to their acquiring the wider variety of the pieces to the\nlarger puzzle of life that each will require as adults and, unlike\nmost adults, they are experts at recognizing which puzzles they can\nsolve. If Babylonian children always adopted whatever they were\ntaught by adults, civilization would collapse. Our own neurons work\non the same principle, or Bullshit Fuzzy Logic, that its all good and\neverything is two steps forward and one back, and by merely\npersisting in assembling more pieces to any puzzle, you can gain\ninvaluable insights that can’t be gleaned any other way, while\nthe symmetry in everything reveals subtle clues as to whether we have\na chance of solving any particular puzzle. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBy\ndefault, society collectively imposes mental blinders on us which\nlimit our natural inclination to glean greater insights, as a\nregulatory mechanism for imposing normalization, whenever the lights\nare only left on because nobody is ever home. You could say our own\nneurons and societies both stress ignoring what’s missing from\nthis picture in a wide variety of ways, precisely because our\nenvironment is so complex that its too easy to jump to conclusions\nand become self-defeating. Our individual brain cells can’t see\nthe Big Picture worth a crap, and neither can an individual citizen\nof a country of millions and, past a certain point, society imposes\nlimitations on its own awareness in a reactionary manner. Explaining\nthe resemblance of the human brain to parallel processing and a\nradio, as reflecting more fundamental wave mechanics, and explaining\nhow even insane tree squirrels are capable of their amazing feats in\novercoming almost any obstacle course by trial and error, because\nthey already have some idea of which puzzles they can solve. Although\nmorality is usually attributed to a divine source, obviously, it is\nalso self-organizing along with everything else and, eventually, the\nlight bulb comes on for most people, or not.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tToddlers\nare credited with having unique insights into the blatantly obvious\nthat frequently escapes adults, and recent studies have indicated\nthat they learn how to lie at a very young age from their parents,\nexplaining how they can quickly lose their ability to grasp more of\nthe magic of the Big Picture. Surveys have also indicated that men\ntend to believe they are better liars, lie more often than women, and\nlie more frequently to their friends and family than to their\nemployers and authority figures. Suggesting a pecking order for lies,\nwith flocks normally dividing into high and low ranking chickens,\naccording to who has the better memory and is more vicious. The fact\nthat white collar crime is practically legal in both the US and Japan\nsuggests a clear pecking order that overwhelmingly favors anyone in a\nposition of authority or who has enough money they can lie all they\nwant and, for example, as I keep saying, our glorious leader has well\nover 4,000 blatant lies attributed to him during his time in office\nand the idea our society doesn’t value blatant liars defies\neven common sense. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTheir\npecking orders both encourage and compel them to lie and, while lying\nis commonplace, probably half of all serious lies are from a minority\nof compulsive and habitual liars, who prefer to lie to people’s\nfaces, so they have a better idea of just how convincing they are,\nand can work on becoming better liars. One in 200 people is basically\na walking lie detector, but when everybody lies all the time, nobody\nknows the damned truth, and nobody gives a crap about the truth, its\nnot necessarily all that helpful to know they’re all lairs. The\none eyed man in the country of the blind can still become every bit\nas blind to the self-evident truth as anyone else, and there still\nexists a tendency to simply repeat the same lies, because nobody\nknows or wants to hear the truth. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nvast majority of the public obviously have varying moral scruples\nabout lying, but these should still tend to obey their pecking orders\nand promote whatever the individual views as conventional wisdom.\nNature favors playing nice and telling the truth, even among\nchickens, but lies can be relative and context dependent, and its\nalways two steps forward and one back, both individually and\ncollectively, while one in five of them sincerely believes the sun\nrevolves around the earth. Very likely, the vast majority of our\nglorious leader’s millions of die-hard supporters think of his\nendless lies as his way of protecting the truth, because they can no\nlonger make clear distinctions between reality and fiction.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\npopularity of social media, and the rapid rise of fake news and\nmisinformation, also appear to reflect how people practice spouting\nendless lies and meaningless bullshit, in their efforts to move up\ntheir respective social ladders, and how celebrities and politicians\nattempt to secure their own positions in the limelight. Like violence\nin the mass media, lies are great for getting lots of attention and\nare quite popular and lucrative for cheap thrills and instant\ngratification, and its important to note that our glorious leader’s\nsupporters would all immediately reject him if stopped lying, just as\nnobody would ever watch Fox News again if they merely told the truth.\nEven when people are aware that they are actively seeking out lies,\nthey still often seek out whoever is willing to tell them whatever\nlies they want to hear, because their pecking orders and mass media\nhave conditioned them to lie to themselves, to the point where they\ncan’t imagine living without all the lies.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nthe poorest neighborhoods, kids who attend church even if their\nfamily is not particularly religious tend to fare better in the long\nrun, but the effect doesn’t translate into wealthier\nneighborhoods, indicating the kids are merely improving their\nresilience by socializing more often while, if militant atheists had\ntheir way there would be no churches. Although I’m agnostic,\nI’ve enjoyed attending different churches and temples fairly\noften throughout my life as one of the few bastions of peace in\nBabylon, and I have yet to find an explicitly secular bastion of\npeace that merely advocates using a stupid dictionary, sharing our\nwords, and playing nice dammit! These are basic hippie values and,\nfor example, the Hipforums.com website stresses that cussing and just\nabout anything goes, if you try to share your words and play nice,\nhowever, such websites have almost no traffic.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBullying\nis epidemic in US schools and in the workplace and has proven to\nshorten people’s lives, with many who are bullied becoming\nbullies themselves, suggesting they are organizing like chickens\naccording to who is the most vicious and has the better memory.\nEnsuring that scum always floats to the top by climbing over each\nother, and are frequently encouraged to do so. Britain has socialized\nmedicine, and a study of British bureaucrats indicated that, all\nother things being equal, how much control an individual has over how\nthey are allowed to do their job determines how long they will live.\nThe AMA is infamous for burnout, fatigue, addiction, and working\nresident physicians to death, and has yet to respond to the\n“discovery” that people are not machines and too much\ncompetition and regimented authority can become epidemic public\nhealth hazards. They have yet to start recommending some of their own\npatients avoid becoming physicians themselves, or avoid taking up\nother professions out of concern for their health but, at the rate\nthey are going, they will soon be able to recommend what profession\nyou go into, according to your budget, insurance rates, and how long\nyou want to live.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nsay the first thing you learn about systems logics is that half the\nworld doesn’t even know such a thing is possible and, to this\nday, bullying and how scum floats to the top largely remain unsolved\nmysteries among academics, who obviously never spent much time on the\nplayground, and often know nothing about either systems logics, the\ndictionary, playground bullies, or raising chickens, and refuse to\ncompare their own students and themselves to chickens which, of\ncourse, are associated with the lowbrow humor of the poor and\ndisenfranchised, who frequently mock academics and the establishment.\nThe US has walled in every ghetto and built more prisons than Rome\nhas marble buildings, while a huge percentage of US prisoners are\nharmless potheads that it would be significantly cheaper and more\neffective to parole. As a result of the mainstream suppressing humor,\nwisdom philosophy, fuzzy logic, linguistic analysis, or any serious\nattempt to ever encourage people to simply share their words and play\nnice, only in recent decades have academics finally managed to\ntentatively adopt their first polite cuss words, and begun to\ncautiously investigate humor and how well the public shares their\nwords and play nice, or not.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAmong\nother things, the Japanese are famous for their elaborate child\nrearing practices and having an effectively zero crime rate, but are\nfar from being incapable of lying, with white collar crime being\npractically legal in both the US and Japan. The Japanese actually\nhave two languages, one of which can be used as a way to politely\ntell someone to mind their own damned business, in a country where\nphysical privacy is almost unheard of anywhere other than on the\ntoilet. Japanese businesses are infamous for moving into other\ncountries and seeing just how many laws and cultural taboos they can\nget away with breaking before someone complains and, then, backing\noff just as fast as they can. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nNorth Carolina border with Virginia is famous for their gentile\nsouthern hospitality, and for small town folk who can sometimes be\nincredibly charming. So charming, that they can easily become the\ncenter of attention, and all the more charming because they seldom\never take themselves seriously. The locals share an elaborate child\nrearing tradition that reinforces the idea that bullshit is only for\njoking, and never to be used for telling lies, with such famous\npersonalities as Andy Griffith and John Boy Walton hailing from the\nregion. The locals consider it rude to treat the more successful\namong them any different than anyone else and, when George Washington\nwas president, anyone could walk right up to the front door of the\nWhite House and be invited in for a cup of tea. Originally, the !Kung\nOf South Africa had no words for such things as greed, or even guilt,\nfinding the concepts themselves counterproductive and distasteful to\ndwell upon in their daily lives, and only having perhaps one serious\ncrime every 400 years. Although these examples are peaceful extremes,\nthey illustrate how merely sharing our words, playing nice, and\npaying it forward as best we can, is what living life is really all\nabout, because reality itself can be considered self-organizing in\nevery way imaginable. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRoughly\nhalf the world believes their own ignorance to be part of a singular\nvoid, known far and wide as the “Great Void” and “Mother\nof All”, whose origins have been lost to antiquity, and which\nis sometimes only whispered about superstitiously behind closed\ndoors. A haunting metaphor surviving down through the untold ages,\ninexplicably accompanying everything that occurs and might occur,\neverything that exists and might exist. The cool inviting shade of a\ntree, the lingering silence between the notes of an enchanting\nmelody, delightful laughter lost in the distance, and the more\nheartfelt lingering pauses in our more intimate conversations, all of\nthese and countless ineffable experiences like them, are all widely\nbelieved to be lesser manifestations of one and the same "Great\nVoid", which unconditionally lends everything greater beauty in\nits humble anonymity. Hints of its elusive nonexistent-existence, may\nsometimes be found hidden deep within the sounds of silence, and\nwithin the invisible light in the darkness, the enduring light at the\nend of the darkest tunnel, and the spark within that cannot die. A\ncompelling enigma of humble simplicity, older than any known\nmonuments which, curiously, appears to obey no known physical laws,\nconforms to no known patterns, possesses no known characteristics or\nproperties and, forebodingly, seems to be simultaneously everywhere\nand nowhere, connecting everything in the universe! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, all that might sound like just so much word salad and\nliterary blue smoke and mirrors but, apparently, its a wildly popular\nstyle of gibberish, a decent description of quantum indeterminacy\nand, not least of all, it describes the analog program that, like an\nidiot, I had unwittingly begun booting into my subconscious mind and\nbrain by attempting to extrapolate Rainbow Warrior poetry for the\nfirst time and, against all odds, having hit the jackpot. The Mother\nof All and Great Void is a primitive Taoist concept and lifestyle\nthat has vaguely appealed to me in the past, but most people who are\nintimately familiar with the concept speak a different language, live\non the other side of the planet, and know nothing about either\nphysics or linguistic analysis. Not to mention, Rainbow Warrior\npoetry is a bit over the top for traditional Taoists who timidly\nprefer Winnie the Pooh and, as I mentioned in the previous chapters,\nBabylonians have stunted senses of humor. A common Zen and\nPhilosophical Taoist solution to such issues is to talk less and\nmeditate more upon the Tao, which I have always been a firm believer\nis a positive step in the right direction but, personally, I’m\njust way too ignorant for that myself, and could never sacrifice my\nsense of humor for spiritual growth. For me, enlightenment is getting\nthe punch lines to the jokes, and Billy Joel said it best for\ncountless agnostics like myself who never grew up, “I’d\nrather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nprinciple of identity is the idea that no person or thing is ever\nmore or less than whatever they happen to be, but nothing from\nnothing ain’t nothin’ in Wonderland, where a perfect\nvacuum is impossible and things only make sense when they don’t!\nWhether he’s a stuffed animal with fluff for brains or crap you\nscrape off your shoe, Winnie the Pooh is a no-brainer, while\nSchrodinger’s Cat can only be either dead or alive. Either you\nare something or you’re not, and everybody gots to be somebody\nsometime and, therefore, everything can always be thought of as\nlimited and circumscribed, fitting into neat legal pigeonhole\ncategories, that can even be copyrighted and patented if you run them\nthrough the courts enough times.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nuniversal recursion in the principle of identity would mean the\nprinciple of identity contradicts itself, becoming self-defeating by\nconstantly changing its own identity, as everyone attempts to\ncopyright and patent the laws of nature, which are self-organizing.\nMother nature has a wicked sense of humor, and strongly objects to\nanyone attempting to copyright or patent the laws of nature, without\npaying it forward suckers! By conflating the identity of any input\nand output, energy and information, operator and machine, mama nature\nensures that using tools such as an abacus or a hammer can\nsimultaneously be more and less than they appear to be, because we\nourselves must always decide which it is we perceive.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLong\nbefore electronics were invented, Asians were already throwing their\nabacus out the window and, foolishly, wishing someone would invent\nmodern computers, so they would have something more exciting to\nexport. Allan Watts was the first to popularize the notion in the\nwest that “God plays peek-a-boo” while, nobody knows that\nbetter than Asians and tribal people who invented the most elaborate\npeek-a-boo explanations for nature imaginable, helping to lay the\nfoundations for what would eventually become Hollywood, Bollywood,\nSpaghetti Westerns, Hong Kong Kung Fu Flix, the porn industry,\nVaudeville stage and theater, and existentialist avaunt guarde\nsurrealism! Forget about any soap operas you might follow, or even\nthe Marvel Super Hero Universe, religious Taoists believe their\nbodies alone contain 8,000 gods that don’t always get along,\nwhile many Taoists priests are secretly agnostic, and famous for\nbeing inscrutable. Really weird, weird, four and five fold\nsupersymmetrical, multidimensional, metaphorical and paradoxical,\nfuzzy wuzzy multifractal factual, quantum mechanical,\nself-correcting, self-assembling, self-organizing, self-cleansing,\nmind-numbing bullshit networking systems logics, complete with enough\nfunky nonlinear temporal dynamics to make Dr Who’s head spin! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tKids\noften know what adults don’t, that systems logics can treat\ntheir own logic as merely another variable, or a joke with no\nintrinsic meaning or value whatsoever. Where molehills can grow into\nmountains overnight, only to vanish inexplicably in the light of day!\nFrightening small children, leaving politicians speechless, blowing\nboth Frank Zappa’s mind and speakers, and confusing Pee Wee\nHerman enough to shove his head in the toilet. Up ahead at the\nsignpost, next stop, its “The Twilight Zone”, where the\nGreat Void and its contents exchange identities, and where what is\nreality and illusion, horror and fantasy, existentialism and\nsurrealism, a toy stuffed animal and a piece of crap you scrape off\nyour shoe, or the worst possible jokes that should never, ever, be\nrepeated under any circumstances, always depends upon the Mother of\nAll, and what’s missing from this picture…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThus,\nlike any good Saturday morning cartoon or National Geographic\nDocumentary Special, illustrating how the sweeping panoramic grandeur\nand wildly untamed ravishing beauty of the various somewhat haphazard\nflora and fauna, accompanied by the usual unsundry motley assortment\nof industrious buggers, which all inhabit the sometimes cruel,\nsavage, and unforgiving natural world, inevitably all revolve around\nwhat’s missing from this picture… Visible sometimes for only\na fleeting moment and, then, gone the next, leaving countless\nunanswered questions yet to be asked by those unfamiliar with either\nthe subject or asking a lot of questions, and so on and so forth,\nyada, yada, yada, la de da de da, ad nauseum, and in perpetuity with,\nof course, the usual obligatory legal disclaimer. Our Poetry Pets\nperform similar cunning linguist tricks in a vaguely cartoonish adult\npotty humor fashion, that doesn’t necessarily have to be\nX-Rated like “Fritz the Cat” but, involves a lot of\ncussing that censors tend to object to unless you water them down to\nnothing. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nChinese are extremely conservative, and the Tao Te Ching contains 81\nshort poems that express what can be expanded to 4,430 poems total,\nmaking it mathematically impossible to shove your tongue into your\ncheek any harder. However, the Tao Te Ching that everyone reads is\nmissing three “Lost Poems” that are quite pornographic in\nChinese, and there are several hundred more pornographic poems that\nthe next generation supercomputers are about to spit out along with\nthe rest of them. Which is a huge relief because countless people\nhave complained about my sense of humor while, on the other hand,\nwomen sometimes beg me to write more sexy poems, and I’ve had\nto tell them all its just math or bullshit fuzzy logic to me and,\nsometimes, even I don’t know what a poem is supposed to be\nabout for years, while the computers will spit them all out soon\nenough, and you have to be careful what you ask for! Our poems\nincorporate the vaguest phrases possible, making them low in entropy\nor content, and empowering them to blur the lines between\nmathematics, geometry, and natural languages in every way imaginable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWinnie\nthe Pooh is a bear of very little brains, yet he intuitively\ncomprehends the mysterious ways of the Teletubbies, including those\nof Tinky Winky, who is always careful to scrape Winnie the Pooh off\nthe bottom of his shoes. Similarly, our poems illustrate how the\nhumor and beauty of mama nature will always normalize, or blunt one\nanother’s impact in much the same manner as the cartoon\ncharacters Tom and Jerry bopping each other on the head.\nNevertheless, with just a little Elmer’s Glue, blue smoke and\nmirrors, dramatic waving of hands, kissing of boo-boos, and the\nappropriate tongue twisting gibberish, mother nature manages to\nensure their combined whole always remains far greater than any mere\nsum of its parts. For example, some of the lines in the poems in this\nbook are famous for normally being considered quite poignant and\nbeautiful but, are also considered equally hilarious and every bit as\nmeaningful when read in specific contexts. Although each of our poems\nobviously has their own vague meanings, their endless games of\npeek-a-boo with the reader illustrate how the reader themselves must\nalways decide whether our bullshit poems have any specific meaning\nwhatsoever, and exactly what that might be. Of course, seeing their\nhumorous side means you never see their beauty in quite the same way\nagain, but you also never see their humor the same way either.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\na context dependent gestalt, the exact same words, in the exact same\norder with even the same punctuation, nonetheless somehow possess a\nclear dual identity and, while we may only be able to fully\nappreciate one identity at a time, the more we can appreciate how the\ntwo blunt and normalize one another’s extremes, the more\nsatisfied and content we can become with both. Logic implies humor\nand beauty can only blunt one another’s impact, because logic\ncannot account for synergy and other contextual effects,\nnevertheless, cartoons would never be the same again if Tom and Jerry\ndidn’t bop each other on the head. In spite of logic implying\nonly one view can be correct, Tom without Jerry is unthinkable, and\nthe more they blunt each other’s impact the more insightful and\nsatisfying our poems become for us personally, because we can accept\nthem for more of whatever they have to offer. Our poetry performs the\nequivalent of “Mental Judo” and can be said to “Pop”\nour more romantic bubbles and “Pop” our more disagreeable\ndelusions but, as I like to say, “Nobody can pop God’s\nbubble”, and we ourselves are choosing to pop our own bubbles,\nby merely interpreting incredibly vague bullshit poems for ourselves.\nRainbow Warriors often refer to their poems affectionately as “Our\nstupid poetry” because, as every kid knows, what’s\nmissing from this picture can sometimes make all the difference in\nthe world! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOneness\nPoetry in general provides a unique mathematical-literary mirror for\nthe human psyche and soul that can promote keen insights into our\nmore irrational assumptions, less helpful romantic illusions, and\nless agreeable personal attitudes, postures, and beliefs in general,\nwith a ten-year cross-disciplinary study of the I-Ching declaring it\n“Word perfect and complete for introspective purposes”.\nWhich, is one of the many reasons that billions of people think of\nthese stupid poems as incredibly special. Stupid jokes older than\nmonuments, that are still being reinvented for the first time by kids\nof every age around the world, providing constant reminders to laugh\nmore often and not take ourselves too seriously. For me personally,\nthey are the voice of the collective unconscious, echoing in our own\nchildren and, sometimes, we treat our poems as pets, members of our\nfamilies, and even magical avatars of Mother Nature herself that only\na fool, with no real concept of instant karma, would ever dare to\nmess around with in more than jest. Occam’s Razor being\nparadoxical ensures that any attempt to make our bullshit poems say\nanything they just don’t will always end in abysmal failure.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nsmall child attached to their favorite toy is a good example of the\nmental judo and aikido, or mental instant karma, that our poems can\nleverage. No matter how desperately a child may attempt to nurture\nand retain their overwhelming love for their toy, it will inevitably\nfade and become lost like a drop of water in the ocean, as all of\ntheir newly acquired thoughts, feelings, and beliefs vie for more of\ntheir attention. The collective synergy of their steadily acquired\nnew thoughts and feelings can be said to effortlessly overwhelm,\nswamp, blunt, diminish, normalize, or even completely bury the impact\nof any individual thing. Living at a major highway intersection,\nbeing involved in a serious accident, or any number of things can\ntake a lot of the fun out of playing with a toy car, and the same\nprinciple applies to each new larger context in life that a child\nmasters, where what was their overwhelming love for their toy,\nprogressively becomes just more trivial content in the larger scheme\nof things. Ensuring everyone keeps paying it forward or pays the\nprice but, also, ensuring that every territory provides its own maps\nas to how to ascend the Stairway to Heaven.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWidely\nknown as pattern matching and pattern recognition, the act can be\ncompared to the child assembling a small section of a jig-saw puzzle,\nand becoming attached to the image of a toy car in one corner, while\neveryone else around them continues to assemble the rest of the\npuzzle. Only for the child to later start to recognize more of the\nBig Picture emerging, maybe a monster truck surrounded by a hundred\ntoy cars. Slowly, they lose their attachment to the one safe and\nfamiliar corner, because the strength of their attachment to the one\ntoy car and the safety of the corner, simultaneously reflects their\nnatural inclination to explore. Shyness was the first personality\ntrait shown to be genetic, and is usually easily overcome early in\nlife, as if our own genes have to remind themselves to be more\ncareful, because its all good in a Goldilocks universe, until it\nisn’t. And, as if everything including the child’s\nshyness and curiosity reflect the initial creative impetus of the Big\nBang itself, still expanding to this day, and possibly destined for a\nBig Crunch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSize\ndoes matter, but only because its all good and everything matters,\nand any physical or conceptual extremes are always excluded as a\nresult. It prevents extremes such as anyone even being able to\nimagine something like a rock so big that God can’t pick it up,\nas anything more than a vague abstraction at best, but at the cost of\nlife containing far more tacky metaphors, infantile jokes, and truly\ntragic lowbrow slapstick than anybody alive prefers. Fortunately, it\nalso means the worst possible slapstick will always remain physically\nimpossible, and outright inconceivable as more than a vague\nabstraction, while outgrowing existentialist angst remains all but\ninevitable. Synergy can be considered paradoxically the cost of\nnormalization, due to the two always coming together to exclude any\nextremes, but this is also why it remains possible for seniors to\nrecapture their childhood feelings once again while, of course,\nusually spoiling their grandchildren in the process.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTheir\nthoughts and emotions, moods and affects, reality and illusions, can\nall be formally described using the emotional-logic subsets of\nIntuitionistic mathematics, where the child’s undying love\ngradually becomes more abstract. Any distinctions they make between\ntheir thoughts and memories, actions and emotions, keep changing\nalong with their personal synergistic-normalization, adapting them\nbetter to both their changing bodies and the environment. However,\nbecause it is a contextual effect that is not limited to any specific\nthoughts, feelings, actions, or memories, it remains possible for\nthem to recapture some of those feelings again later in life,\nexpressing more of their own personal particle-wave duality.\nEverything becomes more vague and abstract, more or less real and\nconcrete, but nothing is ever completely lost, blurring the lines\nbetween the individual and their environment. The overall\nasymmetric-super symmetric effect resembles common nonlinear\nbehavior, such as cascade effects where a tiny pebble can cause an\navalanche, and holographic effects where the smallest pond remains\nthe busiest place that can shed invaluable light upon the Big\nPicture, with even our nerves and neurons resembling a cascade of\nnonlinear amplifiers and our nerves not making any distinctions\nbetween their input and processing. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nbecause, of course, the simplest possible explanation for Occam’s\nRazor is that shit happens and crap always rolls downhill, but only\nbecause the most interesting things grow out of manure. Nesting\nRussian Kachina dolls are yet another common example, because what\nall of these examples display is the same mind-numbing analog\nsynergistic-normalization of an abacus, that conflates the identity\nof its input and output, past and future, energy and information,\nspace and time, operator and machine, with one Kachina doll\ninnocently begging the question of what goes inside it while,\nsimultaneously supplying its own answer, like the damned Cheshire Cat\ngrinning and twitching its tail! Physicists refer to this pronounced\ncartoonish effect as “yin-yang push-pull dynamics”, after\nLouis Carroll’s famous “Push-me-pull-you”, with another\ncommon example being the cartoon characters of Tom and Jerry chasing\none another in circles, until it becomes impossible to say who is\nchasing whom, or even if the two are moving at all anymore. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThis\nsame static-yet-dynamic, random-yet-fated, humble infantile\ncartoonish model is also commonly referred to as the Dragon biting\nits own tail, and can be applied to consciousness and the human mind\nand brain, which have proven to routinely trade roles at the most\nfundamental level of their self-organization, whenever it just so\nhappens to be more efficient. Physically, mentally, and in every\nhumanly conceivable way, each individual expresses their own\nnonsensical particle-wave duality and the Two Faces of Janus, with\none face usually being in focus more than the other, as if sometimes\nit remains impossible to determine whether we ourselves are deciding\nto focus on anything specific, or if the universe is deciding for us,\nor possibly throwing unwanted crap in our faces! More often than not,\nwhat we ignore becomes a matter of expediency and efficiency, and the\nsame can be said about the subconscious mind. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHumor\ncan be described as an emergent effect of pattern matching, or\nperceiving what’s missing from this picture, and infants don’t\nacquire a sense of humor until about four months old, and they tend\nto be sensitive about people laughing at them, just as being\nphysically tickled is considered both pleasant and unpleasant. What\nwe call “funny” is an emergent effect related to the\nnumber of brain cells we have, making humanity as a species capable\nof extremely subtle humor. Humans are the only animals with vision\nthat is complex enough to really take in the world around us in great\ndetail, instantly perceiving most of the Big Picture in our immediate\nenvironment at a glance, and our capacity for humor is equally\ncomplex empowering us to communicate subtle distinctions faster, and\nwith greater ease and efficiency. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThere’s\na great video of a hamster laughing hysterically, which can be\nthought of as the collective unconscious playing peek-a-boo again,\nand expressing their naive sense of humor in more obvious ways. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n in\na fashion similar to Zero and Watson acquiring a potty mouth.\nSparkling laughter and potty mouth nursery rhymes can also be thought\nof as the collective unconscious playing peek-a-boo and expressing\nthe humble humor intrinsic to both evolution and nature. Survival of\nthe fittest requires staying two punch lines ahead of the\ncompetition, and the only way to develop more of a sense of humor is\nto pay it forward more often.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n and\nits as though humanity evolved consciousness in order for our neurons\nthemselves to save time and effort, so they can play more often and\ntake longer vacations. Sometimes, begging the question as to whether\nwe do our own best thinking, or the universe does most of our\nthinking for us. What’s missing from this picture can make all\nthe difference in the world, in spite of lacking any discernible\ncontent, making it impossible to ignore in the long run, even for\nsomeone like the fictional Mr Spock on Star Trek. Our ability to be\ntickled and squirm with delight is obviously related to our laughter,\nand is both pleasant and unpleasant, suggesting it too is simply\nanother physical manifestation of the humble comedy intrinsic to\nlife, and another expression of our particle-wave duality that can be\neasily measured and quantified. Once I spoke to a neurologist working\non measuring the lowest possible energy state of the brain and, at\nfirst, he thought I was joking, until he got the punch line, that a\njoke is never just a joke when it actually describes the world around\nus according to fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nmay laugh uncontrollably at times, but usually only for a few hours\nat worst and laughter can be thought of as a way of avoiding frying\nyour circuit breakers or crashing your computer and, like a blue\nscreen of death on a computer, sometimes the cure is worse than the\ndisease because, of course, 42 is as good as it gets. The brain\nitself does a drunkard’s staggered walk between order and\nchaos, making it more efficient, and suggesting that ticklishness is\nrelated to how our cells fundamentally organize around what’s\nmissing from this picture, for the sake of efficiency. At least a\nquarter of our physiology is dedicated to just maintenance, which is\na lot, but they can more than make up for it in their efficiency. It\nis the classic children’s tale of, “The Emperor’s\nNew Clothes”, except that we ourselves are the thieving\ncon-artists, the emperor, and the entire town of 8,000 who failed to\nlisten to their own inner child, until the situation grew to an\nabsurd extreme. Today, one in five Americans still claims the sun\nrevolves around the earth, and the vast majority insist the solution\nto their broken political system is to vote the bums out of office,\nwhile some 40% insist the only way to vote the bums out of office is\nto declare their own politicians above the law, and the very idea\nthat anyone is in charge around here flies in the face of all the\nevidence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCan’t\nbuy me love, and can’t buy me brains, while a brain without a\nheart is the story of somewhere over the rainbow, and the only real\nchoice in this sad clown town, is to bounce higher upon your butt and\nlearn how to pay it forward more creatively sucker! Everything being\nbased on simple pattern matching means that by merely acquiring an\nenormous variety of pieces to any puzzle and learning how to\nsystematically sort through all the pieces for any useful humble and\nelegant simplicity, we can rely more upon our own innate sense of\nhumor to promote dramatic personal growth, precisely because what’s\nmissing from this picture is what the conscious mind and society\nnormally attempt to ignore. You can run, but you cannot hide from\nyour own personal Truth which is self-correcting, self-cleansing,\nself-immolating, self-demeaning, self-deprecating, self-assembling,\nself-aggrandizing, and self-organizing and, quite often, is all too\nself-evident no matter how often we might live to regret the fact!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nconscious mind attempts to play the straight man in a comedy routine,\nsomewhat sarcastically asserting there can be Only One Reality in\nwhich causality, logic, and reason will always prevail, in its\ncontinuing efforts to focus in upon whatever the picture might\ncontain. Nonetheless, genuine love, humor, compassion, and\nunderstanding never require any justification whatsoever, and can\nmake any objections moot, begging the question of what archetypal\ndreams and stories all of humanity might embrace, that actually fit\nthe physical evidence. The innate humor of our subconscious mind\nrepresents the naive child of God within each of us, which is taboo\nto express in countless patriarchal cultures in particular, while the\nconscious mind expresses the greater beauty and meaning of the adult\nwe wish to become, which we sometimes use to deny the existence of\nthe child of God within us, in order to promote our personal and\ncollective interests as individuals, families, and societies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEssentially,\nno different than a child suspending their disbelief and playing with\ndolls, while attempting to figure out what kind of adult they might\nwish to become, how to go about becoming an adult, and what it means\nto be an adult but, with the notable exception that the smallest\namongst us can be considered adult children, and the particle-wave\nduality of synergistic normalization applies to everything. Even a\nnewborn infant can always be considered an adult, in the sense that\nnobody can ever take away their freedom to become whoever they wish\nto become, and infants that are not held and loved within the first\nfew days of life tend to reproduce less often and die within the\nfirst year, from what is euphemistically known as a failure to\nthrive, as if they must choose to live for themselves. Hospitals\naround the world now have volunteers who regularly come in to hold\nthe babies, and insist they don’t require a great deal of\nattention, just a little TLC. Mammals with fur will typically lick\none side of a newborn, roll them over, and lick the other side, as if\nto welcome them into our world. “Out of the mouths of babes”\nis an old adage that refers to the fact toddlers can sometimes become\nthe adults in the room, no matter how briefly, frequently accepting\nreality and the truth for more of whatever they have to offer. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nany three year old, mama nature only cares about how authentic we are\nand, to a baby, counting minutes, days, months, and years can be fun\ngibberish to play with and their minds don’t dwell within\nlinear causal time like ours do, nor does their own bullshit fuzzy\nlogic make a whole lot of sense to even themselves, except to be used\nto either promote or suppress their personal authenticity. Being more\ninclusive in general, and favoring paying it forward, bullshit logic\nis more social and creative than classic logic, but learning how to\navoid banging your head against the wall, how to bounce right back up\nagain when you fall, wipe your own butt, look both ways, and avoid\nkilling each other more often, are also crucial aspects to growing up\nand skills that no mere mortal ever truly masters. Whether we are\npretending to be authentic, or authentically pretending to be someone\nelse, is how the monkey chased the weasel, and the source of a great\ndeal of confusing lowbrow slapstick. No matter how compelling any\nargument to the contrary, there ain’t nobody home but us\nchickens, even if we are legion, and everybody gots to be somebody\nsometime, and have their 15 minutes of fame, while the one and the\nmany are the “Infinite Diversity Within Infinite Combination”\nof Star Trek Vulcan IDIC philosophy. However, nonsensical\nsynergistic-normalization ensures that, in our universe, for any\nVulcan to be any good at advanced logic, mathematics, physics, or\nmeditation, they would have to acquire an extremely subtle sense of\nhumor. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\nthe juxtapositions that matter with, for example, humor and logic\nsometimes spontaneously transforming into one another in our daily\nlives, and something like Intuitionistic mathematics being roughly\nfour times more complex than classical mathematics, empowering a wide\nvariety of mental shortcuts that classic logic just can’t make.\nJokes are metaphors which can be outrageously faster, easier, and\nmore fun and efficient than always attempting to be literal, making\nclassic logic, more often than not, a gross over-simplification that\nis not nearly as flexible, but indispensable for correcting the large\nnumber of errors analog logic and our world constantly inspire.\nIronically, the conscious mind can be thought of as the default\nposition of relying on convoluted Three Stooges slapstick to decide\nany issues and, whenever you can’t dazzle them with brilliance,\nbaffle em with bullshit! In the animal kingdom, the males usually\nhave the colorful displays, while human males lie and brag much more\noften, with some speculating human languages evolved as a way to win\narguments and spout better lies and bullshit. There are a wide\nvariety of modifications to classic logic that have been devised to\nmake it more compatible with the analog fuzzy logic throughout nature\nbecause, no matter how indispensable it can be in some situations,\nfor most purposes, anything can be more efficient than Three Stooges\nslapstick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tVulcans\non Star Trek would require their own “mathematical comedy\nclubs”, because even Vulcans are born to fall on their butt,\nand to deny it would be highly illogical. Laughter can be described\nas an emergent cellular level response to pattern matching, and for a\nVulcan to deny they are ticklish, that humor is natural,\nself-organizing on a cellular level, and can be efficient, healthy,\ninsightful, and even infectious, would be irrational and\nself-defeating. Like the passionate Vulcan ritual of “Pon\nFarr”, Vulcans would require at least some sort of outlet for\ncomedy or they might suffer from serious mental diseases and, quite\nlikely, an inability to mate successfully. That might sound like an\nexaggeration, but surveys indicate academics have less satisfying sex\nlives and reproduce less often than most occupations, in even the\nworkaholic Japanese and white US and EU populations, which have been\nimploding for half a century, while Vulcans prefer to seldom be\ntouched, never be tickled, and struggle to mate successfully, only\nmating once every seven years, and rumor has it that Yoda is the love\nchild of Mr Spock and an Andorean sex slave. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNotably,\nVulcans are the much more reserved and disciplined straight-man\ncounterparts of high society and the establishment, to the relaxed\nsalt-of-the-earth folksy wisdom of Yoda in Star Wars. One is cold,\nanalytical, and aloof, while the other is much warmer, intuitive, and\ndown to earth, yet both think alike in many respects and fill similar\nroles in society. It can also be argued that Vulcans embrace logic as\na way to deny their own ego exists and to suppress their tendency to\nact like indignant chickens and, notably, Mr Spock acquired much more\nof a sense of humor in the second season of the original show. The\ndouble edged sword of Damocles ensures that too powerful a mind can\nbecome self-defeating, yet Spock and Yoda are what Taoists call\n“Scholar-Warriors” who share a great deal of the same\ngentle tongue-in-cheek sense of humor just as, contrary to\nappearances, Master Yoda is anything but fragile and harmless, and no\nmere hapless country bumpkin, but an 800 year old military general\nfamous for his strategy, swordsmanship, and vast array of skills and\nknowledge which, like those of Mr Spock, never cease to amaze his\nstudents.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhen\nMax Planck first begged his colleagues to please explain the joke,\nwhat none of them could have guessed in a million years, is that\nbrain damaged mentally deranged hippie dippies, just like me, have\nbeen attempting to explain that particular joke to Babylonians for\nthe last 12,000 years. One complication slowing us down, is that our\njokes require a more egalitarian salt-of-the-earth tribal sense of\nhumor, that societies commonly lynch people, like Socrates, for\nexpressing just a little too often. Forget about anything you might\nknow about political humor, tribal humor falls totally off the\nBabylonian political radar, and back to kindergarten. For example, in\nthe movie, “The Emerald Forest” a young boy is kidnapped\nby a native tribe in the Amazon jungle and, when his father finds him\na decade later, he is unwilling to leave the tribe and return to\ncivilization with him. His father pleads with the chief to order his\nson to return with him, and the chief just laughs, shakes his head in\ndisbelief, and replies, “How could I be chief if I told a grown\nman what to do?” In the heat of a battle, the chief can be the\nguy everybody already respects as the natural focus for their group\nwhenever the shit hits the fan, and tribes typically have different\nchiefs for different occasions, such as who officiates at parties and\nceremonies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMany\ntribes don’t even have words for concepts such as greed,\nconsidering them distasteful and counterproductive to dwell upon\nwhile, in recent years, republicans have even accused Big Bird of\nbeing an evil commie plot, because that long neck was just made for\nlynching, and they support traditional family values on sale at\nWalmart. It is now illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse in Maryland,\nbecause his tax cut proposals were more believable than those of the\nofficial candidates, and the idea Babylonians care about anything\nother than their wallets and constantly fighting among themselves\nover what is common sense is laughable. In the land of opportunity,\nthey have the lowest social mobility anywhere in the developed world,\nwhile fundamentalists have the worst rates of rape, abortion,\ndivorce, child abuse, alcoholism, and suicide and, of course, blame\nthe rest of the world for their problems. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\none thing to poke fun at society’s mindless anger, lowbrow\nslapstick, and pointless self-destructive bullshit, and quite another\nthing altogether to systematically organize it all according to\nlinguistic analysis, modern physics, Intuitionistic mathematics, and\nfirst principles! Socrates was lynched for expressing a handful of\nthe lamest fuzzy logic jokes imaginable, that can be interpreted any\nnumber of ways, because his jokes promote cooperation among peasants\nfor their mutual defense against the wealthy and middle class\nestablishment. Contrary to conventional wisdom, democracy exists to\nprotect the interests of minorities, the working class, and\ndisenfranchised, who would otherwise storm the palace more often with\nknives and pitch forks, and riot burning down the houses and\nbusinesses of the middle class, making democracy impossible. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tGandhi’s\nfollowers and those of Martin Luther King did not risk their lives\nand health in support of the existing common sense and conventional\nwisdom of the middle class and wealthy establishment. Either a\ndemocracy supports the basic rights of the poor and disenfranchised,\nor the mindless mob supports the “Winner Takes All Global\nEconomy and Weapons Contest!” People can put up with endless\nabuse, with the US having the worst social record in the developed\nworld, and dozens of men once gang raping women in NYC Central Park\nin broad daylight, in front of the news cameras, even jumping on the\nwomen the minute the cops pulled another one off. Similarly, despite\nthe horrific physical abuse that slave plantation owners committed,\nand the complete lack of anything remotely like shame, the reason\ntheir slaves usually burned down the houses of their masters while\nthey slept, was because they were not allowed to visit relatives that\nhad been sold to nearby plantations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAn\nexamination of the history of South African tribes revealed that\nevery three hundred years or so they would set aside their\ndifferences, and attack the most vicious tribe among them, driving\nthem to the verge of genocide, whenever their numbers grew large\nenough to become a threat to everyone else. Being aggressive can be\nadvantageous, but the good guys win more often for a reason, because\nthey know how to share their words and play nice more often. A\njourney of a thousand miles may begin with but a single step, yet\nlife is always two steps forwards and one back and, if you don’t\nwatch where you’re going, you may windup in the gutter! Either\nour common humanity takes priority over just about anything else, or\nwe eventually become an evolutionary dead-end, and all the evidence\nindicates modern Babylon must change fundamentally if humanity is to\nsurvive into the next century.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nwarriors on the battlefield, Babylonians collectively suppress their\nown sense of humor, often bending over backwards and going to\nextremes such as routinely beating their children and censoring the\nmass media, simply following the angry memory-centric logic of a\nflock of chickens and their conventional wisdom. And, demonstrating\nin the process, why fictitious Vulcans on Star Trek would require at\nleast a dry sense of humor, if as a society they were to collectively\npromote logic and reason over reactionary behavior. Not to mention,\navoid the most elaborate anal retentive intellectual Three Stooges\nslapstick imaginable, collectively shoving their heads up their own\nasses that much more frequently and, possibly, accounting for their\npointy ears. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPredictably,\nit turns out that the very same academics, governments, and\ncorporations, now fighting over potty humor jokes older than\nmonuments, would much rather the public distrusted them and were\nangry with them, and are the ones largely responsible for having\nsuppressed this type of humor in the first place, and for\nsubsequently driving the price through the outhouse ceiling. Being\nbrain damaged, naturally it occurred to me to use potty humor jokes\nolder than monuments, that have suddenly become spy-vs-spy stuff more\nvaluable than gold, as the cheese to bait the maze for academically\ntrained rats helping to destroy the planet faster and make people\neverywhere miserable. Pink Floyd famously sang, “We don’t\nneed no education!”, however it is blatantly obvious that the\nreal problem is that academia’s education is sorely lacking in\ntheir own worst lowbrow slapstick, while behavioral conditioning is a\ncultural thing with them and, at least, something they can usually\ngrudgingly respect and vaguely comprehend. Along with the humorous\nequivalent of mild electric shocks, you have to make everything as\nself-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable as possible, or\nacademics can become easily confused, and give up much more\nfrequently. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBehaviorism\nis really all about applying positive reinforcement whenever\npossible, and the lure of potentially valuable data is overwhelming\nfor academics, but it never hurts to remind them of the fact.\nWhenever they become frustrated, they tend to become agitated,\narguing, and chattering amongst themselves but, otherwise, mainstream\nacademics and their students, make ideal experimental test subjects,\nwho have already been extensively conditioned to compulsively provide\na wealth of feedback in the most constraining environments. Its\nimportant to remain objective about these things and, objectively\nspeaking, academia has an extremely dubious command of language, an\ninstitutionally stunted sense of humor, and struggles to communicate\neffectively, while it has become crucial to quantify and document\ntheir impact on society and the ecology and, of course, secure any\npossible movie rights. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAcademics\nare supposedly objective anyway, and love nothing better than working\nridiculous hours, lecturing captive audiences, and writing dreadfully\nlong boring papers, making them ideal experimental test subjects for\nany number of things, with the notable exception of sleep deprivation\nexperiments, and it is my sincere hope that, with continuing\nresearch, it can eventually be rigorously established that, contrary\nto conventional wisdom, it remains quite possible to elevate some of\nBabylon’s worst lowbrow slapstick a notch or two. Beginning\nwith academics as a proof of concept, precisely because they claim to\nbe objective about these things and support the sciences. I figured,\nwhat better demonstration of the power of all the jokes in this book\nto make a real difference, than their ability to elevate even\nacademia’s worst lowbrow slapstick? Just how far does academic\ncuriosity and objectivity actually extend when it comes to even\nmathematical humor, and just how do money and the military-industrial\ncomplex change anything? <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAbandon\nAll Hope Ye Who Enter! Or, gaze into my mathematical literary mirror\nif you dare, and take the risk of seeing your own reflection, only to\ndiscover that its not quite so easy to laugh at yourself anymore, as\nif you didn’t have a care in the world and, somehow, life has\nlost just a little more of its sparkle. Because I’m applying\nsystems logic to the entire book, and the more you comprehend them\nthe more you start to apply them to yourself, even kicking yourself\nin the ass on a subconscious level. Freud was a cocaine dealer who\nwrote whatever the public would buy and treated the trophy wives of\nwealthy men, but earning a living selling cocaine and reassuring rich\npeople that all their psychological problems are sexual in nature, is\nnot what this book is about, nor is it “Neurolinguistic\nProgramming” or anything remotely like any academically\napproved use of language. Its adult potty humor people, jokes older\nthan monuments, and virtually every word I write uses one of the\nfirst three or four definitions found in any common dictionary,\nbillions of people worldwide recognize immediately what poems are\nbetter, and its all extrapolated from potty humor jokes still being\nreinvented for the first time by little kids around the world. If it\nmakes you feel better, in philosophical technobabble this is an\n“Ordinary Language Philosophy” that would drive\nWittgenstein nuts, so just keep reading and you’ll get the\npunch lines, or not. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAdmittedly,\nit could easily require a century or more of dedicated and duly\nconsecrated research, conducted by millions of talented comedians,\nmathematicians, programmers, and cunning linguists from around the\nglobe, to eventually establish some sort of meaningful consensus\nwithin the greater academic community at large. Nevertheless, I feel\nconfident that given time, thoughtful experimentation, and extensive\ndocumentation all within the public domain, that Babylonian academics\nwill eventually conclude that sharing their words and playing nice\nare really good ideas, and that humor is a real phenomenon, more than\nworthy of their concerted attention. Furthermore, that bereft a well\ndeveloped sense of humor, their institutions are frequently myopic,\nanti-social, self-defeating, self-destructive, inhumane, suicidal,\nhomicidal, and a threat to the entire planet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNobody\nelse I know has a clue as to how to begin to write this sort of\nbullshit in a self-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable manner\nthat even the dullest, most easily distracted, and dreadfully boring\nacademics can follow, so I thought people might appreciate a simple\ndemonstration, of just how easy it is to use contextual vagueness and\nthe stupidest no-brainer bullshit lexicon imaginable to\nsystematically elevate some of Babylon’s worst lowbrow\nslapstick. Its my own Functionalist approach that champions “Mental\nJudo” and “Oneness With Your Sphincter”, derived\nfrom the ancient Chinese school of the “Bull With Diarrhea!”\nMy motto is, “A great Jedi feels the force flow through him,\nthus, he remains regular!” But, when it comes to the Tower of\nBabel, as the Joker said, “What this town needs is an enema!”\nSo, I decided what academics require is a little good old fashioned\nbehavioral conditioning, for extra flavor, value, and to avoid\nconstipating the reader!<br\/>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nyou ask me, Socrates had the right idea and established the\nfoundations of modern democracy and formal philosophy but, for 12,000\nyears, the Chinese prudently went to a lot of trouble to write their\njokes anonymously! Technically, I’m leveraging a pattern\nmatching approach using the multidimensional multifractal equation of\nthe Tao Te Ching, which might sound complicated, but the worst part\nis all the mind-numbing editing required, like some sort of office\ndrone that doesn’t even get paid, for the first decade or two.\nBut, of course, after they attempted to steal and pervert my favorite\nchildhood potty mouth nursery rhymes, the temptation to show them\nwhat these jokes are truly excellent for, simply became overwhelming.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\nI was just five years old, the neighborhood kids showed me the\ninfinite possibilities for what it can mean to be human and, suffice\nit to say, my Bullshit Kung Fu combines four and five-fold symmetries\nin higher dimensions, making it beyond any and all possible human\ncomprehension. Being brain damaged has certain advantages, but a few\nmillion other flaming idiots deserve just as much credit, and the\nbest the academics should be able to determine, is that what I write\nappears to be mathematical, self-consistent, demonstrable, and\nnontrivial. Meaning, they will have no choice if they are to remain\nobjective, and must rely upon the empirical evidence and decide for\nthemselves if anything I write is funny…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUnfortunately,\nDr Strangelove is not an exaggeration, and like the rest of Babylon,\nthe slapstick of the entire military-industrial complex, really and\ntruly, can be that pathetically lowbrow, however, it occurred to me\nthat the situation also makes it easy to automate all the behavioral\nconditioning, because the complexity of the model seldom exceeds that\nof a flock of chickens. Taoists often say, “Its the simple shit\nthat always gets you” and a chicken’s behavior is not\nsignificantly different from that of any of its individual neurons,\nmaking a flock of chickens roughly as predictable as Newtonian\nmechanics and their collective behavior resembles wave mechanics,\nwhere every wave can simultaneously be considered an amplifier, and\nthe context determines which it is we perceive like a context\ndependent gestalt. I am the Wu Li master of the Tao Te Ching, the\nShockwave Rider who rides the great Rainbow Fractal Dragon, and I\nmake Zen masters look foolish on a daily basis (too easy),\nconservatives turn beet red embarrassing themselves, wannabe\nanarchists and politicians alike chase their own tails in the corner,\nand physicists and philosophers repeatedly contradict themselves in\nevery way imaginable, all because it just so happens, I know a thing\nor two about chickens, the story of Goldilocks, Murphy’s Law,\nBullshit Logic, dictionaries, and FM radios too!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSince\nthey don’t have much hope of actually comprehending anything,\nlife for a chicken is mostly about what to ignore, but this same\npreference has been documented in chimpanzees who are taught sign\nlanguage, and consider it rude to talk to each other. They rely more\non an infantile herd mentality, where they argue over the best patch\nof grass to eat, but also depend upon each other to warn of any\ndanger and defend each other. Chimps will sometimes give their\nfriends tools, perhaps encouraging them to learn how to use them, but\nthat’s about as far as it goes. The pecking order of chimps and\nchickens express opposite extremes, but they both function similar to\nfeedback suppression in a PA system and noise reduction in an FM\nradio, preventing them from killing each other more often, or running\nin circles screaming the sky is falling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIgnoring\neach other is a good way to avoid fighting, but it doesn’t help\nchimps thrive much better than a flock of chickens, and chimps can be\nvicious to say the least, just as infants will wallop each other with\nthe toy telephone or whatever. Humanity has moved beyond the herd\nmentality, but still retains the mentality of a flock of chickens as\nthe default fallback position for whenever the lights might be on,\nbut nobody is home, because there never was anybody in charge around\nhere! Female chimps choose who is to become the alpha male, according\nto the same standards used by anyone for choosing a good boss at\nwork, that is, someone who intervenes in internal disputes only to\nprevent unnecessary fighting that might weaken the troop, and who\nleads them all to food more often, which is also what farmers want in\na rooster, and describes an FM radio that works like its supposed to.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPatriarchs\nin the republican party have proven to possess high testosterone and\nlow stress hormones, making them better suited for filling the role,\nthat is, forcefully addressing any emergency, while still avoiding\nunnecessary conflict, which is also what you want in a rooster or for\nfeedback suppression in a public address system. Roosters that are\ntoo vicious or wake you up all the time tend to get their heads cut\noff and, among chimps, alpha males that are too aggressive sometimes\nleave one troop for another when the females make it difficult for\nthem to mate successfully. In general, the larger any group becomes,\nthe less advantageous it can become for any individual to even know\nthe truth, promoting reactionary behavior and support for patriarchs,\nwho are not necessarily expected to know or share the truth.\nConspiracy theory networks insist the truth is out there somewhere,\nbut they still rely heavily on conventional wisdom, seldom espouse\nusing a dictionary, and prefer to just use conspiracy theories for\nsocializing, while their constant chatter provides advanced warnings\nfor when the shit is about to hit the fan, as if their networks form\nlarge and sensitive amplifiers. Think of relaxing on the couch, and\nhaving to peal yourself off the ceiling when someone startles you,\nbecause all the neurons in your brain have stopped working for your\nconscious mind, and have begun relaxing and socializing among\nthemselves in larger numbers. Believing in conspiracy theories\nprovides people with an excuse to relax and socialize in a\ncontentious society that seldom wants to know the truth, and for them\nto receive early warnings for whenever the crap is about to hit the\nfan, with studies indicating conspiracy theory nuts tend to be quite\nnormal, and no more insane than anyone else. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\non a good day, thinking is just never a chicken’s strong point,\nand all the conspiracy theories, vicious arguments, and endless\nbabbling in the mass media and online merely reflects how hard the\nidiots are struggling to ignore anything that contradicts whatever\nthey happen to believe to be conventional wisdom, despite nobody ever\nproving the existence of common sense anywhere on the planet. In the\nname of reason, they ignore even their own nonsense, with our\nglorious leader, for example, contradicting himself on a daily basis\nand quick to dismiss any contradictions he makes as inconsequential.\nA startled, confused, pissed-off, frightened, and stressed-out\nchicken doesn’t make much better decisions than a lonely sea\nslug cruising the largely barren mid-ocean floor, and merely by\nencouraging them to confuse themselves and each other, it is possible\nto encourage the Three Stooges to become even more self-defeating and\nself-destructive. And, just like drinking booze and watching Fox\nNews, it is not only legal but lucrative to encourage them to drink\nall the saltwater they want, give themselves ulcers, die younger, and\nreproduce far less often, for no damned good reason whatsoever, while\ntheir populations are already imploding in every way imaginable. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\na chicken, the behavior of the youngest human infants is not\nsignificantly different from that of any of their individual neurons,\nwhich is why animals such as a dog automatically recognize infants of\nany species, because their behavior reflects their cellular level\norganization, revolving around searching for what’s missing\nfrom this picture, and what to ignore. Dogs are pretty smart, but any\nintelligent animal can recognize that in the case of the smallest\ninfants, the lights are on, but nobody is home, making humble infants\nof any species all that much more compellingly elegant and,\nfortunately, that means wave mechanics can be used to model the\nmindless collective behavior of a flock of chickens, as resembling an\nanalog FM radio transceiver that expresses bullshit fuzzy logic and\nthe resilience of complex systems, by progressively conflating the\nidentity of energy and information. Nonlinear parametric amplifiers\ncan now be tuned for resonance, meaning it is quite possible to use\nfuzzy logic and even quantum mechanics to encourage the idiots to\ncollectively explode and implode on command. Their behavior reflects\nthe quorum sensing of the countless cells in their bodies, and\nillustrates how our cells talk to the conscious mind, through our\nemotions, and how every Ugly Duckling is simultaneously a Swan.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPrecisely\nbecause they are so stupid and reactionary, chickens can be used to\nmodel all of classic logic and physics, but they can also be modeled\nas simultaneously Ugly Ducklings, expressing their particle-wave\nduality, and surprising resilience and intelligence, when they grow\nup and learn how to share their words and play nice. Chickens really\ndo make good pets and, reality being stranger than fiction, you can\nmodel the entire universe after a flock of chickens, or as composed\nof waves and vortexes leading somewhere over the rainbow or down the\ntoilet, simply because it happens to be more convenient or efficient.\nIn fact, all the new computer processors coming on the market over\nthe next several years will include a variety of fpga arithmetic\naccelerators, or AI circuits composed of anywhere from 120 to a few\nthousand transistors, that are perfect for the task, and should prove\na particularly interesting challenge for all the computer programmers\nout there, who just happen to share my warped sense of humor.\nComputers are only a hobby of mine, and I can’t afford any\nhobbies right now and don’t have time to spare, but I include a\nfew more interesting ideas in this book involving simple adaptive AI\nand virtual reality applications.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\neight rudimentary caricatures, our poetry describes the heuristics or\nalgorithms of the analog emotional-logic required to use any\nmeaningless rhetoric you prefer to generate bots online that can be\nindistinguishable from any troll or babbling idiot, precisely because\nthey’re both spouting totally meaningless rhetoric that is\nindistinguishable from any other bullshit. In fact, their bullshit is\nso simple it is already becoming possible to fake the way they think\nand talk. The more bullshit they spout, the easier it is to imitate\nand even quantify their emotions and reactions, because their\nemotions are largely based on what to ignore, rather than, what to\npay attention to or embrace. In fact, one of the few ways you could\ndistinguish between the two is to include a lie detector in the bot\nempowering it to predict the majority of arguments, but a smart\nchicken is an oxymoron. Contrary to Chomsky’s foam-at-the-mouth\nGrammar Nazi idealism, grammar has turned out to be related to the\nproximity of syntax in the brain, meaning all you require is the\nanalog bullshit fuzzy logic to reproduce whatever the trolls believe\nis the undeniable truth, with around 120 Rainbow Warrior poems being\nenough to make it easy to fool just about anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, the bot only cares that the person keeps on arguing with it,\nand can lose arguments badly if that makes the trolls and academics\nsalivate more. The more meaningless any angry rhetoric they spout,\nthe more easily the Three Stooges can be encouraged to fight their\nown reflections and shadows, and the more easily humor can cut to the\nbone of contention when necessary. Already, bots are occupying\nwebsites and social media and you could fill entire websites with\nbots like these and generate a great deal of traffic, and encourage\nthe idiots to waste their time indulging themselves more often and,\npossibly, even systematically teach a militant atheist or Game\ntheorist how evolution led to the development of people sharing their\nwords and playing nice more often than most animals, because we share\nan innate sense of humor and aesthetic appreciation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhile\nthat might sound like outrageous technology, you can already buy a\ncellphone with a built-in lie detector that’s pretty damned\ngood, but the problem is the truth is the last thing chickens ever\ncare about, so I wouldn’t worry too much about any indignant\nprotests, which are likely to subside quickly if your AI keeps\ntelling them whatever they want to hear. A zero latency Mind Maze\nheadset can provide a little biofeedback and mild behavioral\nconditioning, making it possible to teach even academics how to\nlaugh, and to quantify their sense of humor, while the potential\napplications are endless. The remarkably inexpensive headset reads\nyour brain waves and the machine can be set to apply mild electric\nshocks, even before the test subjects do anything. The headset can\nwarn the computer 30-70ms ahead of time, before you can so much as\nblink an eye, and I’m particularly interested to see how test\nsubjects react to varying the timing of electric shocks, using a wide\nvariety of adaptive AI programs incorporating lie detectors and fact\ncheckers to determine just how gullible and out of touch with reality\nacademics really are. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tModern\nelectronics are fantastic for jokes and getting cheaper by the day,\nwhile one of the first uses by the porn industry was to make it cheap\nto get a blowjob online, and Japanese women have been increasingly\ncomplaining, for conservative Japanese that is, that its hard enough\nto get laid in a country of polite workaholics, without having to\ncompete with online porn, VR, and transformer robots. In response,\ntheir government has made the development of friendly robots a\nnational priority, to support a rapidly aging population.\nTheoretically, its all the same math and the major medical company\nthat makes the Mind Maze headset is European, quite familiar with\nsex, and how to solicit new investors. As interesting as it might be\nto work on developing a Woody Allan style “Orgasmitron”\nfor sexual addiction and dysfunctions, my own work is in the\nrudimentary analog logic required, and I leave the sex research to\nthe tender mercies of the medical and porn industries, who are\nsurprisingly familiar with chickens. However, I intend to see if the\nEuropean manufacturers of the Mind Maze have any suggestions for the\nbest ways to test my ideas on their American counterparts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSomething\na bit more sophisticated than a whoopee cushion and having them watch\nrepeats of “Gilligan’s Island”, but if I can\nsucceed with American academics, I consider that all the proof that\nanyone can reasonably ask for, that the basic idea is fundamentally\nsound. Of course, the academic community as a whole tends to stress\ncritical thinking skills, nevertheless, with just a little mild\nbehavioral conditioning, and a lot of luck, it is my sincere hope\nthat some of these same test subjects might actually feel inspired to\nteach some of their students a few basic listening skills, how to\nshare their words, and play nice, before proceeding to teach them\nanything more complicated, such as how to argue nonstop, spout\ncomplete gibberish, and design and operate things like cheap nuclear\nreactors, that are anything but idiot proof by Babylonian standards. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTeaching\nthe military-industrial complex how to drop their balls like Galileo,\nhas never interested me personally, and I leave that to the medical\nand porn industry as well, but it is my sincere desire that with\ncontinuing experiments, it will eventually become possible to inspire\nacademics to take the next step, and teach a few more complex\nsubjects. Such as, how to recognize when your own crap has become\nself-defeating, how to recognize when pulling a voting machine handle\nis the equivalent of shooting yourself in the foot, and what\nalternatives might exist in our great democracy, if any, that are\nunlikely to get you fired, black listed, water boarded or, like\nSocrates, lynched in a kangaroo court trial for having a sense of\nhumor about your civic responsibilities. Conan O’Brien is a\nlate-night talk show host and comedian, who frequently begs his\naudience not to lynch him, and who does a regular routine where his\nstaff video tapes hundreds of newscasters all repeating the same\npropaganda and spin on the news verbatim, and it might be safe enough\nfor some teachers to show such films to their students, and to even\ncreate a montage of the best propaganda in America today, and for PBS\nto produce documentaries about how the majority organize like\nchickens and ignore almost anything they don’t believe is\nconventional wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThese\ndays, whether it is safe depends on your state and specific locality,\nand many may wish to wait for a new administration and check with\ntheir legal departments first, or even ask the mass media for advice\non how they deal with propaganda and the public demanding that\neverybody lie to them. Hopefully, by my organizing all these jokes in\na self-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable manner that can be\nquantized, automated, and used to make unique predictions, others\nwill feel inspired to follow Conan’s example. Henceforth, let\nit be widely known, that I do hereby formally challenge all Rainbow\nWarriors, and anybody else who still has the slightest sense of humor\nor self-preservation remaining, to think up the most outrageously\nmind-boggling ways, in which to put all the jokes in this book to\nmuch better use, than for teaching complete idiots how to destroy the\nentire planet faster, while debating the definition of stupid,\ncomplaining its a dog-eat-dog world, endlessly complaining about the\nservice, and that nobody ever listens to them, not even the bums they\nvote out of office.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSince\nPlanck’s initial discovery the same revelation has been slowly\nemerging, beginning within the extremes in the physical and cognitive\nsciences, that all of Babylon’s vaunted rationalizations and\nideals, all of academia’s causal western metaphysics, so\ncarefully crafted over millennia and integrated into all the major\nworld religions, responsible for all of our incredible technology,\nlegal systems, and every major language, are all ultimately based\nupon so much blue smoke and mirrors. To make matters worse, they are\nbeing used and abused by clueless idiots everywhere to justify\nfighting amongst themselves and destroying the planet faster, often\nout of sincere heartfelt idealism. Meanwhile, trained academics with\ninstitutionally stunted senses of humor, express their growing dismay\nat their inability to get the punch lines, much less, get a handle on\nthe situation, as they continue to encourage their students to argue\nand babble nonsensically amongst themselves, rather than, develop a\ngentle sense of humor, and learn how to share their words, play nice,\nand listen to each other if it kills them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAfter\na decade of examining all the neurological evidence and running one\ncomputer simulation after another, the Game theorist Donald Hoffman\nreluctantly concluded, that if the human mind and brain had ever\nresembled anything remotely like reality we would already be extinct\nas a species. It turns out that modeling reality is horribly\ninefficient, when any bullshit model will usually suffice, meaning\nthat to no one’s surprise, the first Vulcans on Star Trek to\nfollow Surac’s philosophy of logic would have quickly become\nextinct. When asked, children raised in big cities will sometimes say\nfood comes from the factory, because that’s their reality, and\nits actually the most useful explanation for them, even if its not\ntrue. They don’t ask mom to buy them a cow from the farm, but\nmilk from the store, they have absolutely no need to learn anything\nabout dairy cows, and have their entire lives to learn the truth, in\na culture that often rejects the truth. Until the construction of\nmodern ships during the middle ages, for over a thousand years\nknowing the earth is round was useless to sailors, who hugged the\ncoastlines whenever possible, while telling tales of sea monsters and\nfalling off the face of the earth was a good way to entertain\nthemselves on long nights.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAn\nexamination of all of classical logic, mathematics, and physics\nconcluded, that an arbitrary number of simple metaphors can be used\nto describe Newtonian physics with equal accuracy. In other words,\nanyone can argue that everything is merely composed of black holes,\nsuper balls, strings, springs, rubber bands, donuts, gears, beanies\nwith propellers, Barbie dolls, wavy gravy, or lime Jell-O for all I\nknow, and nobody can ever prove them wrong using classic logic and\nphysics. String theorists encountered this same warped sense of\nhumor, with a series of theories all implying that an ever-greater\nnumber of ever more elaborate String theories, beyond even all\nastronomical measurements and humanly conceivable complexity, can\ndescribe the universe all that much more compellingly. As if their\nown theories were stringing them along, tweaking their noses, and\nsuggesting they ease up on the classical beauty of String theory and\nstart working on their sense of humor instead. Already, one String\ntheorist has symbolically thrown his hands in the air, and publicly\nannounced he is switching to a different field and, once the\ncomputers finish crunching all the numbers, it will become much easy\nto automate the job of collating such low entropy results in the\nsciences and placing them in larger contexts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhile\nI can certainly sympathize with the gravity of the situation, and how\nearth-shattering the revelation must be for billions of Babylonians,\nand that the subject is entirely outside the traditional scope of\nacademic scrutiny, the sooner they stop babbling complete nonsense\nand begin to address the issue head on, the better for the entire\nplanet. Unfortunately, I felt compelled to lend the academic\ncommunity a hand and show them a few more practical uses for this\ntype of humor, because their own imaginations are quite limited in\nthat regard, and I encourage everybody else to give them a hand as\nwell. Only recently have Babylonian academics finally caught on that\nhumor revolves around anything “low in entropy”, or what\nthe rest of us call “bullshit”, and the very idea they\ncomprehend humor is laughable, even by their own severely stunted\nBabylonian standards. As proud as I am to see the academic community\ninventing their first polite cuss words, Vaudeville has nothing to\nfear from these academic clowns, who should stick with Dr Seuss and\nWinnie the Pooh for now.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tObviously,\nif someone doesn’t give them a few pointers, humanity will be\nan extinct species before academics get the punch lines to a Bullshit\nTheory of Everything and Nothing. Believe me, encouraging people to\ntreat mainstream Babylonian academics and their students as if they\nwere just so many trained monkeys and lab rats has never been\nsomething that has appealed to me personally, because I’ve\nspent half my life fending off all their bullshit attempts to\nredefine the word “dictionary” and to avoid their nonstop\nlowbrow slapstick, which is just so pathetic, but the only way to\nprevent the idiots from possibly killing themselves and everyone else\nin the process, was to publish this book and hope to get it over with\nquick, knowing the computers are about to reveal everything in\nexcruciating detail. If it makes anyone feel better, they can say its\njust more bullshit in the name of science. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nexample, using virtual reality it should be possible to model the\nbehavior of all the leaders of the republican party, well enough\nusing current electronics to make predictions with anywhere from the\naccuracy of a weatherman to Newtonian mechanics, precisely because\nthey are organized like a flock of chickens, making it easy to\nautomate any type of political comedy people want. In virtual\nreality, you could have Mickey Mouse lobby congress to make it legal\nto join the Mickey Mouse Club in Maryland. The more rhetoric they\nspout, the easier it becomes to predict and manipulate their\nbehavior, just like any chicken. Which, of course, can become\nincredibly elaborate and sarcastic within the public domain, or as\nscientifically rigorous as anything else, incorporating the latest\nand greatest lie detectors and fact checkers already in development\nor on the market, and feeding Wall Street computers data.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOne\nof the first things Adolf Hitler did in office was to make it illegal\nto crack jokes about the Nazi party, and conservatives in general\nhave a vested interest in comprehending how humor is used against\nthem and a vested interest in suppressing free speech by constraining\nthe academic community and buying off the mass media. The only way to\nbe smarter than a damned chicken, is to see more of the Big Picture,\ninstead of your own nightmares and fantasies, while every culture\nadopts comedic blinders that are rapidly becoming easily defeated by\nautomation. Big Brother’s not so well kept secret, is he is\npart of the mindless mob, has a stunted sense of humor, and cannot\nattack what he cannot comprehend, but that never stopped the idiots\nfrom trying. Reminiscent of TV shows such as “Hogan’s\nHeroes” and “Mash”, peasants everywhere have often\nrelied upon their having greater personal integrity than the wealthy\nand powerful, lending them a more subtle sense of humor that\nempowered them to communicate in front of authorities without getting\ntheir heads cut off. Socratic humor and that of the Tao Te Ching are\nall public domain and make less sense the more you insist that\neverything must make sense, and reject even your own dictionary.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\nfather always told me, without heart kid, ya got nothing. Which is\nwhy none need ever swear allegiance to become a citizen of the world,\nthere are no promises to make to anyone but yourself, no beliefs,\nrationalizations, postures, divine inspiration, mental gymnastics,\nchanges in diet, or sudden conversions are ever required, for each\nenters this world a child of God, the One Greater Truth, and mother\nnature. All any need do to reclaim their birthright at any time is to\nremember, that the spark within can never die, because without heart\nkid, ya got nothing. Everywhere you go, there you are, and simply\npeeling away the layers of the onion, wonder yet remains the\nbeginning of wisdom, as we reclaim our birthright in a slow process\nof attrition and osmosis, aware there can be no greater satisfaction\nthan recognizing once again, all that we might have to offer the\nworld, including any particularly funny jokes that might be helpful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhich\nis why nobody knows how to be a Rainbow Warrior or a citizen of the\nworld better than you do, and either one day you recognize you are a\nRainbow Warrior and a citizen of the world, or you don’t.\nRegrettably, our legends say karma must be paid, and none can prevent\nthe Tower of Babel from collapsing again, for the meek must\ninevitably inherit the earth. What is to come in the decades to\nfollow is anyone’s guess, but I fear at least two billion\npeople may suffer and die needlessly, and it will require as much\nheart as everyone can muster. There’s nothing anybody can do to\nsave the Babylonians from themselves, certainly nothing that I can\nthink of, except to encourage people to work on their gentle sense of\nhumor, since Babylonians tend to already be angry, confused,\nparanoid, and self-defeating enough without any encouragement from\nme.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nthe insane are not running the asylum, I really don’t want to\nknow who is, film at 11:00pm. Blow up your TV, throw away your\npapers, for none might ever stop those hellbent on committing suicide\nplaying Russian Roulette with cheap nuclear reactors, or anything\nelse they can cook up in the kitchen, and the less you get involved\nin their insanity the better for everyone. Our Rainbow Warrior poetry\nis the actual purpose of this book, because it contains the\ninstructions for how to prepare as best we can, how to cushion the\nfall, and how to help rebuild again. Hopefully, without repeating the\nsame mistakes, by humorously injecting a little more sanity into our\ntraditions, institutions, and worldviews. Rainbow Warriors come in\nall varieties, with many being successful professionals, but with few\nof us terribly interested in working ourselves to death for the\nprivilege of helping to destroy the planet faster, nor interested in\nwasting our time with all the nonstop bullshit and babbling online\nand in the heavily censored hallowed halls and mass media currently\nfighting over how to divide up the internet. The modern world is not\nthe first playground to be overrun by playground bullies, and\ncountless nights I have spent around the fire discussing everything\nin this book with my fellow Rainbow Warriors, who have also learned\nto seldom take the word of insane Babylonians, paid to insist\neveryone should be cynical and skeptical of everything except, of\ncourse, how much they get paid, who pays them, their personal\nintegrity, and what people do with all the money, knowledge,\nequipment, and skills that the academics, governments, and\ncorporations provide them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWithout\nheart kid, ya got nothing, and even the craziest Babylonians living\nin their own Private Idaho have priceless hearts, and can have their\nown charm, but the wisdom of our collective ignorance is what I call\nthe foolish heart of agnosticism. Those who dare to admit their own\nignorance and embrace that the only thing they know is nothing, and\nare prepared to venture forth on faith alone, knowing the good guys\nwin more often, but without ever having to abandon their brain on the\nside of the road in the process! Knowing already for themselves, we\nare all drooling idiots, and knowing somehow without knowing\nanything, what’s missing from this picture can make all the\ndifference in the world. Meaning, of course, among Rainbow Warriors\nfalling on your ass gracefully counts for extra points in duets! For\nno man is an island, nor can he be the measure of all things, lest he\nfirst embrace gravity as the source of lightness, and virtue as its\nown reward, for miraculously, ours is the best of all possible\nworlds, and wonder yet remains the beginning of all wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnywho,\nmany are attempting to locate and clean up after all the disasters\nthat Babylonian academics have currently inspired from their lofty\nivory towers in the name of idealism, growth, and progress, while\nblaming the same governments and corporations that fund their\nresearch, and more of us are attempting to prevent them from\ndestroying the planet any faster but, I figured, now that the\ncomputers are about to spit out all the answers, the time has come\nthe Walrus said, to speak of many things, and start addressing the\nheart of the problem. Admittedly, a brain damaged mentally deranged\nhippie dippy like me, encouraging Rainbow Warriors, closet agnostics,\narmchair philosophers, geeky programmers, soccer moms, conspiracy\ntheorists, dog catchers, town drunks like Socrates, and academic\nclowns like Lao Tzu, to try to save what they can of planet earth and\nwhat remains of our dignity, not to mention saving the entire\nspecies, using jokes older than monuments was frankly, not my first\nchoice, nor was it anywhere on my “to-do” list. As far as\nI’m concerned, our children’s potty mouth nursery rhymes\nare to blame and I just never grew up, and I write this book for all\nthe Rainbow Warriors and Big Kids out there who don’t have the\nwords, while anyone can improve upon anything I write, so please,\nfeel perfectly free to just call me ignorant, because it really is\n12,000 years worth of bullshit and collective ignorance, that just\nhappens to also describe the real world, and only the truth can set\nyou free.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSooner\nor later, some clown had to do it, call the entire civilized world on\nits bullshit and, extremely few, have the required sense of humor\nwhile, for me, its all just so much bullshit fuzzy logic, and endless\nmind-numbing editing that requires glasses to prevent you from\nbecoming permanently cross-eyed. So, again, please feel perfectly\nfree to just call me ignorant, because my words are mathematical, and\nI never know what I’m writing means until after I’ve\nwritten it! Someone had to make a serious stab at sorting out all the\ncrap and, being brain damaged, I figured I should try to spare others\nas much of the drudgery as I could and simplify everything down to\nfirst principles. My own thinking is that any other suggestions\nanybody else can come up with that might have a chance of working,\nsay sometime this century, without causing undue death, suffering,\nand widespread panic in the streets, is more than welcome.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOthers\ncan wait for the computers to spit out all the jokes, but I swore\nwhen I was five years old that I would find these words, and there’s\nno way in hell I would ever leave anything this important, in the\nhands of crazy Babylonians and their supercomputers which are all\nregulated by governments and academics more interested in designing\nweapons than saving the planet. Unlike the Babylonians with their\nstunted senses of humor and reliance on supercomputers, I not only\nhave a sense of humor, but extensive knowledge and familiarity with\nthe subject, and don’t require all the mathematics to make a\ngreat deal more sense out of what I’m looking at, because this\nis simply how I think. Ever since I was a small child, I’ve\njust naturally assumed that children have much more important things\nto teach adults, than adults have to teach them. All I have to do is\nkeep shuffling all the scientific data and metaphors for any humble\nand elegant simplicity and, since everybody recognizes right away\nwhat works best and doesn’t, the only thing we require as soon\nas possible are the four root metaphors of the systems logic, the key\nto a Bullshit Theory of Everything and Nothing, which can describe\nhow anything works, including our poetry. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMeanwhile,\nif any academics want to abuse my jokes, or comprehend what I’m\nsaying, they will have to first risk getting the punch lines to the\njokes, and taking a good long hard look at themselves in my\nmathematical-literary mirror. And, only after doing so, decide for\nthemselves whether anything I write is bullshit, according to their\nown empirical standards. While, of course, also dwelling upon how\ntheir own computers are about to reveal in elaborate detail, exactly\nwhat kinds of fools we have all been, down through the untold ages.\nOnce the computers start to predict every pie-in-the-face research\nresult the academic sheeple should finally look up, and begin\nprotesting in their usual noisy manner.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n \tAlthough\nBabylonian academics tend to live by the motto “Publish or\ndie”, intriguingly enough, the second half of the Tao Te Ching\nis believed to have been written by well over a hundred academics,\nwho all mysteriously chose to publish their work anonymously. You\nwould think they were afraid of losing their grants or something, but\nthat just begs the question as to why they bothered to write them in\nthe first place. Some have suggested they wanted to mock their own\ncolleagues and mock the corrupt establishment they worked for, and to\neven actively undermine their interests while, of course, escaping\nbeing lynched in the process! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBut,\nthat can’t be right, all the academics that I have ever known\nare good, decent, law abiding, tax paying citizens, who are proud of\ntheir country, and all of their cultural institutions, and who have\nnever been black listed or anything like that. They have plenty of\nlikes on Facebook, and are incredibly ambitious, hardworking, busy,\nthoughtful people, who don’t have time for any silly nonsense,\nand are extremely kind, generous, and forward thinking humanitarians,\nwho would never be tempted in the slightest to work against anyone\nelse’s interests or mock anyone, much less, their own\ncolleagues and corrupt cultural institutions! No, no, I’ve just\nalways assumed, that they were merely trying to be nice to the little\npeople. You know, the ignorant Chinese peasants, who really like\nstupid things like jokes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nMother of All<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nand\nthere are many paths, but only one mountain, as all ascend the great\nStairway to Heaven, ensuring that whenever harmony is lost, balance\nwill be restored! For life is insane and anyone who tells you\notherwise is nuts! In an insane world insanity can be the only sane\nchoice while, if you don’t know where you’re going, you\nare already there! Embracing our laughter it embraces us back, as\ngravity becomes the source of lightness, and our feet know the way as\nthe path knows our feet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nmore you embrace your laughter, the more it embraces you back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n Rainbow\nWarrior poetry can extrapolate Maslow’s famous “Hierarchy\nof Needs” into a “Rainbow Spectrum of Needs and Desires”,\nbecause the two will inevitably transform into one another and,\nagain, its the self-organizing nonlinear temporal dynamics that\nillustrate how this is done. The walls can literally talk in our\npoetry, by conflating the identity of what is animate and inanimate\nand expressing time as a quasi-character, reflecting the fact 42 is\nas good an explanation as anyone will ever get, and each must decide\nfor themselves if their life is a metaphorical dream, an allegory or\nmorality tale, a fantasy, a joke, or their worst nightmare. Life in a\nsingularity not only includes more lowbrow humor than you would find\nin a more romantic metaphysical universe, but more weird and\ninexplicable crap in general! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUnsurprisingly,\nacademics themselves are not considered Vaudeville’s\ncompetition, which is why professional comedians have been\ncomplaining in recent years that they already have way too much\nmaterial to work with and cannot compete with reality. Chuang Tzu\nfamously said, “Once I dreamed I was a butterfly, or am I\nreally a butterfly dreaming I am a man?” What the Mother of\nAll, particle-wave duality, and self-organizing nonlinear temporal\ndynamics imply is a humorous interpretation of John Wheeler’s\n“Participatory Anthropic Principle” where, ironically,\nthere is no choice but to create our own reality and our own dreams,\nbecause we ourselves must first decide what is the reality and what\nis the dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJung\nwas a conservative academic who was anything but an expert on Taoism,\nand when people ask me what the collective unconscious is like, I\ntell them one in five Americans insists the sun revolves around the\nearth, making kids a great example, and their potty mouth nursery\nrhymes can be considered an echo of the voice of the collective\nunconscious.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhat\neveryone I know agrees is that we are all spirits in the material\nworld, with Watson being just a baby computer capable of babbling\nlike any baby. By no means is Watson unique in being deliberately\ndesigned not to resemble a human mind and brain, which is a common\npractice in the industry, precisely because the more complexity you\nintroduce into the system the more likely it is to take on a life of\nits own, and AI research is considered as much an art as it is a\nscience.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlthough\nI must admit I enjoy poking fun at him, Wheeler was one of my heroes\ngrowing up, along with Einstein, Isaac Asimov, and Mr. Spock, with\neach of them expressing a very distinctive minimalist child-like\nsense of humor, just as my own father has, but Feynman was one of the\nfew who could keep up with Wheeler, and he had that boyish\nshit-eating grin that any comedian might envy. The undeniable truth\nabout humor and bullshit is that, without greater beauty they have no\nmeaning whatsoever, and Wheeler has been called a giant in his field\nand, I would say, he was a giant, because he had not only a brilliant\nmind, but such tremendous personal integrity and a wonderful sense of\nhumor. Wheeler knew he was missing something simple and, my belief is\nhe was missing the simple fact that anything can be considered\nultimately bullshit and tautological gibberish and, frequently, I\ntell people, “Reality without dreams is just somebody’s\nnightmare, while dreams without any reality are someone else’s\nfantasy”.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tStay\nawake too long, and you will hallucinate, because its every bit as\nimpossible to escape your dreams and nightmares forever, by focusing\non reality to the exclusion of everything else, as it is to escape\nreality forever in your dreams. Although that might sound like a\nvague correlation, mystical metaphysical mumbo jumbo, or a purely\ntheoretical or hypothetical assumption, nonetheless, it can be\nmeasured and established as a scientific fact because, as far as the\n“objective” sciences are concerned, its essentially the\nsame assertion that 42 appears to be as good an explanation as any\nother for the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. It also\nexplains why we sleep, why we have an unconscious mind, why we dream,\nand why the more intelligent the animal, the more playful they become\nand more dreams they require. Thanks to synergistic-normalization,\nreality itself can be considered the price of our having memories,\ndreams, and an unconscious mind, with all of these being comparable\nto how our own shadow follows us around everywhere and, sometimes,\nbecomes the focus of our attention. Shadows contain a minimal amount\nof information for their volume, but humble shadows can convey a\ngreat deal of information, more often, with higher efficiency, such\nas whether an animal in the distance is moving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHowever,\na more striking implication is that a simple metaphoric systems logic\na child can comprehend should be able to express a “Bullshit\nTheory of Everything and Nothing!” That’s what our\nRainbow Warrior poetry, with all its funky nonlinear temporal\ndynamics, should be able to describe using 430 poems, but we only\nhave half that many, and the rest will have to wait for the computers\nto spit them out, with some of the poems in this book already being a\ndozen or more pages long and I will have to leave many of them out of\nthe book and let anyone interested read them online. The continuity\nof my book is more important than its completeness at this point,\nwhile we wait for the rest of the poems. In order to have any real\nchance of finishing a large collection of poems like this within your\nlifetime requires first studying six to ten English language\ntranslations of the Tao Te Ching for at least fifteen years, but that\nempowers you to edit poems 10-20x faster than the average person.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nso, I spent the better part of 16 hours a day, for six years simply\nshuffling all these metaphors and all the relevant scientific data\nfor any humble and elegant simplicity, before the patterns began to\nall slowly coalesce and emerge of their own accord. That’s how\nyou write this kind of poetry and, as far as I’m concerned, my\nwords literally speak for themselves, mathematically if I do my job\nright, and you must rewrite this kind of text from beginning to end\nat least five times, simply to get the overall symmetry of the\nFractal Dragon equation correct. Ironically, I am forced to shuffle\nthe metaphors to find out what they mean for myself and that’s\nwhy the computers will spit out all these poems soon enough, because\nall the computers have to do is keep shuffling all the vague\nmetaphors for any symmetry of humble and elegant simplicity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\nI say my philosophy is a “no-brainer” I mean it but,\nuntil the computers start spitting out all the poems, sometimes my\nphilosophy includes a lot of boring work and, for example, I’ve\ngone for over eight months at a time editing poems and adding lines,\nwithout a clue as to what the vast majority of what I was doing was\nleading up to, frequently making me grateful for being brain damaged.\nNo matter how much sense anything makes to me personally or how funny\nor beautiful anything I write might be, I erase it immediately if I\ncan find a more humble and elegant way to express the same thing,\nbecause my words almost always provide me with something better if I\nam patient. Anyway, what our poems suggest is that the universe is a\nparticle-wave, with its wave-like manifestation resembling the\nJungian concept of the “Collective Unconscious” and\n“Synchronicity”. However, the native Chinese tribes added\nthe complication that the collective unconscious, or Mother of All,\ncan sometimes manifest in our subconscious mind, very much like\nCinderella’s magical fairy godmother.<\/font><\/font>\n<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMany\nconsider her a reflection of our personal karma and a reflection of\nour own conscious mind, but with the magical power of the collective\nunconscious behind it. She is Goldilocks, the incarnation or ego of\nthe collective unconscious, making her behavior extremely\ncircumscribed and predictable, and she can be described as the “Most\nAncient Child” who is the adult incarnation of the child within\nus all. Like Cinderella’s fairy godmother, she offers people\nfame and fortune, but the offer is a karmic trap. The moral of\nCinderella is that very few of us are humble enough to go from rags\nto riches and proceed to genuinely forgive everyone who has wronged\nus, and to selflessly dedicate our lives, our wealth, power, and\nposition, in the greater service to humanity, as Cinderella does in\nthe story. The Bible says, it is easier for a camel to pass through\nthe eye of a needle, than it is for a rich man to enter the heaven,\nand the collective unconscious has no use for anyone who only cares\nabout fame and fortune and will grant them their wish to ensure they\nhave an opportunity to learn that lesson for themselves, if they\nhaven’t already learned it yet.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMaxwell’s\nDemon, it turns out, is Goldilocks, or Cinderella’s fairy\ngodmother, who has the sense of humor and aesthetic taste of a three\nyear old. The collective unconscious consists of the dreamers and the\ndream, with our fairy godmother, or mother nature, viewing all of\nhuman suffering and mortal fallibility as merely a child-like\npretense. For her, our suffering is how we learn to become more\nloving, to just keep paying it forward, as both individuals and a\nspecies. If you turn down her offer, she will admit that its just as\nwell that you turned her down and, then, she will give you an\nimportant task to accomplish, at which point you become part of the\n“Yin World” for life, which the Taoists mystics whisper\nabout amongst themselves knowing no outsider could possibly\nunderstand.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCinderella’s\nfairy godmother gave her everything she needed and, otherwise, pretty\nmuch just send her on her way to the ball while, if you turn down the\nMother of All’s offer for fame and fortune, which always comes\nat a price, then she has no choice at that point, but to bring you\nmore fully into the Yin World, so she can begin house breaking you.\nThe tables turn, and the innocent child within becomes the mother\ndealing with an infant that she knows perfectly well can now\nunderstand a significant amount of what she’s saying and can\ndistinguish to a significant extent between reality and fiction, from\nthe point of view of a three year old. That’s when she starts\nlaying down the law and giving you chores to do, to pay your karmic\ndebts, and reclaim your authenticity as a child of God and nature, or\nwhat Socrates called the One Truth. Note the void of our ignorance,\nour unconscious mind, our collective ignorance, Goldilocks-Murphy,\nand the Mother of All, describe one and the same Great Void, from\nwhence all the good things doth spring forth and, of course, its all\ngood until someone decides it isn’t. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nancient tribal legends speak of wizards, rumored to walk with God and\nmother nature, who could not be found unless they wanted to be found,\nand who lesser wizards tended to avoid. In today’s literature,\nthe Wizard of Oz is a great example of such an “all powerful”\nwizard and, in the south pacific, there was one such tribe that was\ndocumented as being extremely peaceful and had no real material\npossessions or even words for things like greed, but their extremely\nviolent neighbors avoided them, considering them powerful wizards who\nwere unfathomable and could never be predicted. Similarly, a lot of\nreligious monks throughout history have served as commandos and\nspecial forces, that were held in reserve for dire times of need, and\nmight have professional soldiers among them, who joined the monastery\nto pay for their sins and find inner peace again. By cultivating\ninner peace, as well as their martial arts, they can become all that\nmuch more prepared for action and all that much more difficult to\npredict, and by joining the Yin World they gain the additional\nadvantage of leveraging more of the collective unconscious, but at\nthe price of sacrificing more of their ego and aggression.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDavid\nCaradine’s famous character in the television show “Kung\nFu” provides a realistic portrayal of a monk and the kinds of\nmagical feats that some of these monks are rumored to be capable of\nperforming. During the Vietnam war, the military recruited legendary\nNative American trackers, who volunteered to become snipers, and to\neveryone’s surprise, the mojo was gone the minute they cut\ntheir hair. Which I consider a possibly minor example of how the\ncollective unconscious or Great Void manifests emergent effects due\nto the supersymmetry of the recursion. They were still skilled and\nexpert trackers, but they had all lost their connection to the\ncollective unconscious, and lost their edge over their competition,\nthe same way a radio might if you break off the antenna.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nwave mechanics, what is a wave and what is an amplifier is relative,\nand topologically identical, and the hair of the trackers apparently\nhelps them become entangled in some way with something in the\nenvironment. Already several types of photosynthesis and at least one\ntype of bird navigation all indicate macroscopic quantum effects that\ncannot be explained using classical physics. But, more importantly\nfor this discussion, Quantum Cognition is a rapidly rising field that\ndemonstrates how the human mind obeys quantum mechanics while, in\nrecent years, Roger Penrose’s theory of quantum induced\nmicrowave vibrations in the brain has received its first two\nexperimental confirmations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTaoist\nmystics whisper among themselves about the “Yin World”,\nand mother nature manifesting in our subconscious, where what is\nreality and illusion becomes more debatable, and can be considered\nour subconscious mind demanding more input into our conscious\ndecision-making process. What comes around, goes around, and\nsupersymmetry demands that your own mind and brain come with their\nown built-in safety features, instruction manuals, and even complete\nrepair manuals and tutorials, with the fractal geometry of nature\nimplying that at least 25% of the architecture of the human body, for\nexample, is dedicated to maintenance alone. Which is a lot, but it\nalso makes us significantly more social animals and the collective\nunconscious can be considered the more quantum mechanical\nmanifestation of the same socializing, communications, and\nmaintenance networking system that comes with four overlapping\nrudimentary types of AI built into it, with a chicken flock merely\nbeing the quintessential example of the simplest possible AI.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\nrelated to quorum sensing and pattern matching on the cellular level,\nwhere all that is required is to keep assembling more pieces to any\npuzzle, to gain new and profound insights, and that means systems\nlogics can provide rudimentary shortcuts that pay off when addressing\nthe Big Picture. A mathematical examination of a chicken’s\nbrain concluded that, once in a blue moon, the light bulb comes on\nand they become self-aware, which is why its the most rudimentary and\nreactionary AI that our subconscious mind can express, and why after\nforty years neurologists concluded the neurons in our brain organize\nvery much along the same lines as a flock of chickens. Another\nmathematical examination of human neurons concluded that its\nimpossible for them to organize efficiently in any other fashion, in\nthe vast numbers in which they assemble, and they are trading their\nindividual indignant caricatures for the ability to socialize in\nlarger numbers, but simple clones would never have enough complexity\nto do anything useful, because complexity can be considered\nsynonymous with adaptability and some neurons are much more capable\nthan others, but they all retain the same neotenic characteristics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBoth\na chicken flock pecking order and the Yin World, or collective\nunconscious, represent a lower constraint that nature imposes on\nexactly how the conscious and unconscious mind assemble any puzzles,\njust as the researchers receiving pie-in-the-face results had no\nchoice but to perform slapstick, and just as Watson spontaneously\nstarted cussing. The practice of designing computers like Watson to\nnot resemble a human mind and brain in the slightest is actually\ncommon, precisely because humor is intrinsic to the paradox of our\nexistence, and some argue the more accepting you are of humor, and\nthe more you pay it forward, the more you can perceive and leverage\nthe magic of the collective unconscious. The Dali Lama, for example,\nis widely believed to have magical powers, but Taoism stresses the\nidea that nothing is magical if it isn’t a surprise and\nultimately inexplicable, and it is the novelty we perceive in\nanything, whenever wonder remains the beginning of wisdom, that is\nthe actual magic of life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nJesus walked on water, a Taoist might assume its the collective\nunconscious and how much he appreciates the wonder and novelty in\nlife, which would give him really great Chi, or the undetectable flow\nwithin the empty void. As cross-eyed as it makes me to contemplate\nsuch weirdness, its much easier to comprehend in contextual terms. If\nyou put a bunch of marbles in a box and shake it up, the marbles will\nmove around somewhat randomly, and from each marble’s\nperspective it is all the other marbles moving around, while it\nstands perfectly still. Its along the same lines as pulling the table\ncloth off the table without removing the settings, in that whether\nits actually magic or not just depends on how old you are and how\nmuch you like magic, because all anyone can say is the effect is\nultimately inexplicable. Which is fine, until you realize it applies\nto half of everything that exists, which is when you take aspirin,\nbecome spiritual, or develop a really wicked sense of humor. All of\nwhich was entirely theoretical for me personally, because I was a\ndie-hard skeptic for fifty years until, like an idiot, I plunged head\nfirst down the rabbit hole all those crazy hippies who took too much\nLSD kept talking about, because I had grossly underestimated the\nsheer stupidity and lowbrow slapstick involved, having spent my\nentire life denying that the world could actually be as pathetically\nlowbrow as it appeared to be.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHope\nburns eternal, that is, until you finally accept the reality, no\nmatter how tacky it might be! Believe me, I spent ten years sorting\nthrough all the evidence shaking my head nonstop and going cross-eyed\nthe entire time. That’s one of the biggest reasons for me\nwriting this book, is someone had to get it over with and spare the\nrest a lot of unnecessary banging of heads on walls. For example,\neverybody knows the kitchen sink goes in our poetry somewhere, but\nthe joke is that only greenhorns try to find out where it goes,\nbecause its pretty obvious its not in any of the poems anyone’s\nwritten yet. I have it in the poem “All She Wants To Do Is\nDance” but, in my opinion, Don Henley gets the credit for\nfinding both the kitchen sink and the toilet. As you might imagine,\nthe idea that magical potty humor can describe life, the universe,\nand everything had never occurred to me before, for damned good\nreason! But, I don’t want to get ahead of myself, so I’ll\ntell my story from the beginning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnce,\nmy mother asked my opinion about a “friend of hers” who\nheard echoes from the future on the telephone. She said the person on\nthe other end kept answering all their questions before they could\nask them, like a record was skipping every thirty seconds or\nwhatever. At the time I assumed it had something to do with some\nexperiment someone must be conducting, but attempting to figure out\nthe exact source of something from the future is a little nuts, and\nthe cause could just as likely be cosmic rays for all I know. So, I\njust shrugged my shoulders and told mom I didn’t have a clue.\nThe truth is, I did have a clue but, of course, my mother wasn’t\ninterested in hearing the details of theoretical physics, instant\nkarma, and my wild ass speculations on the subject.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nmore bizarre, I had some experience with similar phenomena myself,\nbut I was just as clueless as to what the hell it all meant as anyone\nelse on earth. For example, countless times I’ve been in a room\nfull of a dozen or more hippies smoking pot and we all experience\nwaves of time flowing through our bodies, and see vague images of\nthem in our minds. It only lasts about thirty seconds, but we compare\nnotes every time and agree on exactly which ones are better looking.\nWe call it “time weather” because its like time randomly\nfalls out of the damned sky like a cold front moving in, but only\nmaybe half a dozen times a year. Its like the air-pressure drops or\nsomething, but in a multidimensional fashion! And, while its\ncertainly interesting to hippies, everyone else assumes we’re\ncrazy, so we don’t talk much about such things to strangers.\nPart of the difference is our anarchistic tribal culture, and\neveryone who smokes pot won’t necessarily notice it happening.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhich\nwas all just more of the same old same old for me, life has a few\nreally weird inexplicable things nobody can explain, yada, yada,\nyada, until I found the answer by accident, when my instant messaging\nservice started supplying answers to my questions before I could hit\nthe send button, for roughly two months off and on. My first reaction\nwas to turn my head around, look as far away from the screen as I\ncould, and tell myself that I need a long vacation. But, then I\nremembered I couldn’t live with myself if I let down all those\ndie-hard teenage science fiction fans out there! Without hesitation,\nI confirmed that it was a metaphorical effect and that what I was\nlooking at was just one side of an enormous rabbit hole that could\nsuck me right through the display screen if it got any closer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nhad never felt so betrayed in my life, and could not stop cussing\nevery physicist on the planet. The academic gibberish I read was the\nonly reliable source of data I had ever known in this Mad, Mad, Mad\nWorld, and this meant it contains way more misleading garbage then I\nhad ever suspected. What I did to confirm the effect was magical for\nall practical purposes, was to rapidly spout the most random\nmetaphorical gibberish imaginable, which I can do all day long, and\ncompare it against the responses I got from people. Every damned\ntime, my random gibberish significantly correlated metaphorically\nwith whatever the person was responding with. Almost as if I could\nread their mind by merely spouting complete gibberish, which is an\nindication that space and time, information and noise, are being\nconflated, and this was no simple time machine built by H. G. Wells,\nbut more like a naked singularity or magical rabbit hole that was\nultimately beyond all human comprehension and did a lot more than\njust play with time. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThat’s\nwhen I made a special point to curse every physicist who claimed\nmacroscopic quantum effects are impossible, virtually all of them\nand, not least of all, cursed myself for being such an idiot as to\ntake the word of crazy Babylonian academics at face value simply\nbecause they screamed louder than anyone else and tended to get\nbetter results.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWorse\nstill, I knew exactly why the effect was suddenly manifesting on my\ncomputer, because I had already become part of the Yin World, when I\nunwittingly discovered myself confronting the Mother of All herself\nduring the course of routine research. Taoist monks spend their\nentire lives studying and might meditate in a cave for seven years on\nthe average, before becoming part of the Yin World, and the whole\nidea this sort of thing could happen to me was absurd, because I\nnever so much as took a Tai Chi class in my life. The problem was, I\ndiscovered, that I was getting into the kitchen cabinets by\nextrapolating poetry, and mother nature had to start laying down the\nlaw for me. She has the mentality of a two year old in an adult mind,\nand offers you fame and fortune as if she were playing with dolls,\nbut I wouldn’t know what to do with a lot of money if you gave\nit too me, while schmoozing with the rich and famous has never\ninterested me because, frankly, they’re all nuts! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSo,\nI told mother nature I’d probably just screw it up, because\nCinderella I am not, and she gave me the chore of teaching my\nBullshit Philosophy of Collective Ignorance, which has never been an\nambition of mine. But, it was all good and well, until she started\nplaying with my head by turning my stupid instant messaging service\ninto a time machine. I was hoping I could just slap out a book real\nfast and be done with it, but she insisted I spend the full twelve\nyears going cross-eyed extrapolating poetry to figure out what the\nhell was going on and explain the temporal dynamics. Trust me, she is\none big little girl you never want to disappoint, and she thinks its\nfunny when people cuss at her, so feel free. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBabylonians\nhave all sorts of romantic ideas about mother nature, because they’re\noften out of touch with nature in general. A little mystery keeps\nanyone’s sex life alive, but Goldilocks for a mother is bizarre\nto say the least, so I resolved that if I had to spend all this time\nwriting all these bullshit poems, I’d do it right and spare\nanyone else the trouble of mother nature dumping the chore on them.\nIts really her words, her artwork, and I’m a hack who happens\nto be brain damaged enough to get the job done. I could go on and on\nfor hours talking about all the weirdness of the Yin World and mother\nnature, but it would really require another book, and I’d\nrather finish this one first and not dwell on writing another one\nuntil maybe the next life. My only focus right now is working out the\nnonlinear temporal dynamics and the four root metaphors, because it\nmeans there should be roughly 430 distinct ways to manipulate time\nand change the world forever. In fact, I have designs for a cheap\nhomemade singularity I’ll include in this book, but it really\nrequires the mathematics from the theory of everything the computers\nare about to spit out.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nRide\nthe Great Rainbow Fractal Dragon<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tKarma’s\na bitch, and don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise! Nobody\nknows that better than the Rainbow Fractal Dragon and me, while I\ndon’t even know what my karmic debt is about! I guess I stole\ntoo many cookies from the cookie jar or something. Oh, I forgot to\nsay welcome to the Goldilocks multiverse! Not exactly what most\npeople had in mind but, you get used to it after a few years, or a\nfew lifetimes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nDragon was a very normal average young women with a college degree\nand her whole life ahead of her until she made a stupid mistake,\nsomething really stupid like mixing bleach and ammonia, and gave half\na dozen toddlers she was watching brain damage. Her karma is to be\nthe dragon and to care for the kids, and if I could pay her karma for\nher I would. She’s a real sweetheart, but never mention where\nthe end of her tail is. I tease her about it only because we’re\ngood friends, but you never want to mess with a dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe’re\nboth magical avatars of mother nature, yin and yang, and even sort of\nmarried after a fashion, even though we live on opposite sides of the\nplanet. Mother nature gave me all the bullshit knowledge over a\nlifetime, but the dragon doesn’t need to know anything and even\nsays she is stupid, but I really like her anyway. When she needs to\nknow something, she just knows it because the dragon is everywhere in\nthe universe at the same time! She guards the entrance to any rabbit\nhole for mother nature, while I am mother nature’s biographer\nof sorts and, of course, having the mentality of a three year old,\nmama nature insists I make her look pretty. Anyway, the Dragon\nsupplies a lot of the metaphors and magic, while I am magical with\nwords and any time I need to research something or find a metaphor,\nit just appears on my computer over the course of doing my usual\nthing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnce,\nI threw a temper tantrum and tried to send something online to\nsomeone that mother nature told me not to send and, just to show me\nthat she’s not impressed with temper tantrums, she crashed six\ncomputers in a row on me! Like I keep saying, she’s not a girl\nyou ever want to disappoint, anymore than you want to mess with the\ndragon who, as much as I really like her and am even sort of married\nto her, she makes the Cheshire Cat look tame! They call her the\n“treasure of Malaysia” because she’s perhaps the\nmost powerful earth mother, witch, or genie on the planet today and\nMalaysia has been the new home of religious Taoists and tribal\nTaoists ever since the communists started throwing them into\nreeducation camps in China. Salt of the earth doesn’t mean crap\nto either communists or capitalists when it comes to getting whatever\nthe hell they want, and religious Taoists are about as much of a\nthreat to communism and capitalism as Quakers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nfact, Quakers are about as close as you get to Taoism, and a lot of\nmy friends are Quakers who really connect with hippies. I have two\nkids, who are grown now but, instead of telling stories at bedtime,\nwe always sang and we like Quaker songs a lot. They tend to be very\nmoral people and very thoughtful and warm and a lot of Taoists think\nthe highest compliment you can give someone is to just say their a\ngreat guy or a really nice person. I’ve been privileged to know\na lot of really great people in my life, including a good friend of\nmine who claims Gonzo the Muppet is his personal hero! They even look\na little alike and he’s a little guy who weighs 90lbs soaking\nwet and a real busy-back-soon type, but I know fifty people that\nwould jump off a cliff for that man, just because he’s a really\ngreat guy and always pays it forward.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHis\nname is Cricket, and no doubt it embarrasses him for me to write\nabout him, but mother nature puts people in your life for a reason\nand, in my case, along with all the nonstop insanity in my life, she\nhas thrown a number of amazing people into my life that still inspire\nme to this day. Cricket is happily married with kids and everyone who\nknows him is thrilled to see there is justice in this world. That’s\nthe flip side of karma, is karma’s a bitch until you stop\nthinking about it and just keep paying it forward sucker! If you\ndon’t like what mother nature has to offer you, her complaint\ndepartment is a recording of laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBut,\nthis chapter is about the Dragon, who helped write this book, and\nI’ll try not to embarrass anymore of my friends. I wouldn’t\neven be writing about the Dragon, except she guards the rabbit hole\nand people need a better idea of what to expect. Too many hippies I\nknow are confused about whether there is a bottom to a rabbit hole or\nnot, but you never leave the rabbit hole, and the Dragon isn’t\ngood with explanations, so I wrote this book by merely collating all\nthe data and metaphors.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nWay of Ignorant Virtue<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\nthe simple shit that always gets you, and most of these poems are\namong the roughly 200 widely known poems today, out of a total of\n4,430 possible poems! After 2,400 years of effort, what poems we have\ntoday include a lot of chicken jokes, because they express the\nsimplest possible networking systems logic, that future poems can\nbuild on, and I did my best to cover them thoroughly here. Focusing\non humor, the poems express a, “Rainbow Spectrum of Needs and\nDesires” that expands upon Maslow’s famous, “Hierarchy\nof Needs” using the emotional-logic of Intuitionistic\nmathematics. Each poem expresses its own cloyingly vague nuggets of\n“emotional-logic” which all hint at how the Big Picture,\nor greater context in any given situation, determines just how much\nmeaning any logic or humor might have for each observer.\nCollectively, they express particle-wave duality as a singularity\nwith infinite dimensions but, for most practical purposes, its much\neasier to think of them as expressing a spectrum that can become\neither more or less self-organizing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPhysicists\nhave already worked out some of the mathematics for this, including\nhow to describe quantum mechanics in terms of Maslow’s\nHierarchy of Needs, but this is my attempt to go far beyond what they\nhave, and make it easy for anyone to begin developing the mathematics\nand technology enough to at least save the planet, by automating\ninstant karma.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nWay of Ignorant Virtue<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nWisdom<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody’s\na Comedian!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOn\nThe Playground Of Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBig\nBang<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake\nFive Brubeck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nWas The Question?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutside\nOf The Box<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYo\nMind Is Worthless Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nBest of All Possible Worlds<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShort\nPeople<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGet\nOver It Already!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDon’t\nGo There<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHell\nis Hell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCartoon\nHeaven and Hell<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMr\nSmooth Himself<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUp\nShit Creek!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHardest\nTo Forget<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nThe Drooling Idiot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLoopy\nTemporal Loops Refuse to Eat Quiche<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nWatched Clock Will Never Boil<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAncient\nChild of the Valley<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHiding\nin Plain Sight<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFlubber\nBlubber<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPie-in-the-Face-Reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStranger\nThan Fiction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPay\nAttention to the Cartoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChickenshit\nChicken Thieves<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnother\nBrick in the Wall<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPeter\nPiper’s Pickled Principles<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nWell of Souls<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nRiver So Deep<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAffordable\nPeace<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMindless\nMasses<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMoney\nBrains<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nThe Good Die Young<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTubular\nBoob Tube Boobs<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBig\nBird’s Big Lie Detector<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRainbows\nof Beautiful Words<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHumble\nPie<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nSay No!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPearls\nof Wisdom<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPoetry\nPets<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nShe Wants to Do is Dance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nExistentialist\nNightmares<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNow\nand Meme Frumious Bandersnacth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nthe Road Rise to Meet You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nMemory of God<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nVirtue<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForever\nYoung<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBring\nMe A Higher Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nAlright If You Hate Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMindless\nRhetoric<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShadow\nBlind Vision<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAmazing\nGrace<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAlice\nin Wonderland<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBliss\nBunnies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChildish\nFathers<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChoose\nNot To Choose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBaby\nVelvet Jesus Save By Rhinestones!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShine\nOn You Crazy Diamond<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKarma\nChameleon<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStanding\nOut<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPeople\nAre Strange<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nBeat Goes On in the Country of the Blind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWu\nLi Master Bullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nAll Hold Dearest<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nMiracle to Believe In<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChildhood’s\nEnd<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nThe Fuck Are You?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCrusty\nOld Salts<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRide\nthe Fractal Dragon<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHappy\nIdiots<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCartoon\nLogic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSublime\nLime Jell-O<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFruity\nTootie Bananas<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSparkling\nWonderland<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nColor\nMy World<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThis\nMortal Coil<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFoggy\nMountain<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFly\nLike an Eagle<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nA Wonderful World<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilent\nVictory<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilent\nExplanations<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWeeping\nWillow<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nAll Big Babies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAuthenticity<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nThine Own Self Be True<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnow\nWhen To Hold Them<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDon’t\nDo The White Collar Crime!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nRevolution Will Not Be Televised<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLeading\nFrom the Rear<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAntagonish<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOne\nof Us<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHardcore\nCommie Love<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nWants to Rule the Web<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nVoter\nDenial<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCommon\nSense Says<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBorn\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSuperstars<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPay\nIt Forward Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRude\nAwakenings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nComforting\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPerfect\nPratfall<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBottomless\nPit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnkind\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOoops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSimple-Minded\nIgnorant Fools<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMuddy\nWaters<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMuddy\nWaters Deja Vu<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCranky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBest\nFriends<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nToddler\nCharm<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSpring\nInto Action!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nToys\nin the Attic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGonzo\nis Just Alright<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNew\nDestinations<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSalivating\nLiquid Crystallized Humble Pie<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSensational\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWorld\nof Confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nContinuous\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAstute\nAgnostic Assholes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nPushy<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMindless\nHabits<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPolitical\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPatriotic\nRotten Tomatoes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGullible\nFools<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEasily\nAmused<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nTrajectories<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNatural\nBorn Clowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHumorous\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWannabe\nStandup<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAbsurd\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilent\nBut Deadly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPerfect\nTiming<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOddly\nAbsurdly Neutral Attraction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nArtists<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nVigilant\nSarcasm<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nZombie\nMockery<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nAgnostics<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nManagement<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nImportant\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nFight Reality<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFlypaper\nWallpaper<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBastards!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShit\nHappens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPointless\nPersonal Bullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMean\nFairytale Bullies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStupid\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHumble\nAcceptance<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nJokes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGreat\nBehinds<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPersonal\nFiber<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOverblown\nEgos<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHeavy\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnsatisfying\nCrap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCrappy\nExperiences<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNothing\nLeft Undone<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nToddling\nAlong<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnoble\nRight Up to the End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilly\nSeasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGagging!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSadistic\nMimes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRefined\nShit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHumpty\nDumpty<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnchanting\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAmazing\nBullshit Artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNasty\nBullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nLogic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBite\nMe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHappy\nSappy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLame\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilly\nGiggles<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nResistance\nis Futile!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nDo That Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAvoid\nAny Meaner Shit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAvoid\nGloating<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStarving\nZombies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nObnoxious\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCompassionate\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWitless\nZingers<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNobody\nHome<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMiserable\nWannabe Comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSuck\nit Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFuck\nOff All You Wannabe Fuck Offs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nArt of Denial<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAsshole\nRegrets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSmooth\nCuties<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAsshole\nValidation<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlind\nProphets<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nQuantum\nPerturbations?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nQuantized\nUgly Ducklings<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPriceless\nComedy<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAdrift<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBurning\nDown the House!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nBe Too Tired To Work!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nOnly the Light<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEmbracing\nLoving Words<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChain\nReaction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTar\nBaby, Extra Sticky Fingers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nGreatest of Works<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBreathing\nNew Life into Everything<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n*~The\nWay of Ignorant Virtue~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~There\nAre Many Paths, But Only One Mountain!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*As\nAll Ascend, The Great, Stairway To Heaven!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Rise\nUp, All Yea Warriors of The Rainbow!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Rise\nUp Speaking Your Beautiful Words!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~These\nAre The Days That Make Heroes of The Plain Spoken!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~These\nAre The Days, of Miracles and Wonders!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Childhood’s\nEnd is Upon Us Yet Again!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~&LET~THE~CELEBRATIONS~BEGIN!&~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~For\nOur Childhood’s End Is Never-Ending!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~*In-Never-Never-Never-Again-Wonder-Land!*~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~At\nLast the Ignorant Shall Inherit the Earth!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~*Rejoice*All*You*Adorable*Clowns!*~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Its\nThe Same Old Show Its Always Been!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nWisdom<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nBullshit that everyone experiences is Not always True,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nabstract bullshit Everyone tends to Imagine is never Real.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorance\nManifests Any Bullshit that Happens or May Happen;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nbullshit we use to Represent all that exists and might exist.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nexperience Ignorance Without abstract bullshit is to Sense the world;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nexperiencing Abstract bullshit from ignorance is to know the world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nexperiences can be indistinguishable from any other kind of Bullshit;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nconstruction differs, but their effect on various bullshit is the\nSame.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nthe gateway of Experience flows the wisdom of our ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nis far subtler and ever greater, than any Ordinary Bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverybody’s\na Comedian!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAll\nthe World’s, a Vaudeville Stage!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nevery Clown is a Born Comedian!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMen\nand women alike but poor players. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEach\nhas their Exits and Grand Entrances!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\none Man in his time plays many parts.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHis\nacts being Seven Ages. At first the Infant,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMewling\nand puking in the poor nurse’s arms!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(William\nShakespeare)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOn\nThe Playground of Life!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhat\nEverybody On The Damned Playground, Eventually Learns!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat’s\nBeen Properly Introduced, To The School Of Hard Knocks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUpon\nRemembering That Which Remains, Impossible To Forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nEveryone Starts Running Around Dodging And Weaving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN\nTHE SHIT HITS THE FAN, ALL AT THE SAME TIME<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nACCELERATING\nDOWNHILL, ALL THAT MUCH FASTER<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAS\nTHE BULLSHIT FLIES, IN EVERY DAMN DIRECTION<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBEST\nTO FORGET THAT WHICH WAS, NEVER WORTH REMEMBERING<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhatever\nLame Brain Excuses That Anyone Might Invent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhatever\nFantasies We ALL<\/u> Might Happen To Entertain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOUR\nLOVING MAMA NATURE ENJOYS FOLLOWING ALL THE ACTION<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUpon\nthe Playground of Life She Watches Over Us ALL<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnsuring\nThat Each and Every Damned One Among Us<\/span>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGets\nTheir Fair Share of Pies-In-The-Face and Lemons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nAS WE SOW, SO SHALL WE ALL, FOREVER REAP WITH INTEREST<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nANOTHER\nPBS DOCUMENTARY ON JUST HOW FAST WE COULD ALL DIE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTELECOMMUTING\nFROM MARS, EARTH IS BUT A LEGEND, SO SAY WE ALL<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nLife Gives You Lemons, Just Make More Lemonade!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nOrder For Any To Pull The Sword From The Stone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nMust Become the Righteous Heir To the Throne!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill\nEnjoying Listening To Their Own Higher Power;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOver\nListening To The Sound Of One Hand Clapping<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPaying\nToo Much Attention, To The Wrong Cartoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nRoaring Silence Having Become Deafening Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE\nONLY GOD HIMSELF WILL EVER MANAGE TO DODGE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEVERY\nHUMANLY CONCEIVABLE, WICKED PIE-IN-THE-FACE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nCareful What You Wish For, Or Pay More Interest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlissfully\nUnaware, Eating Crow Was On Your Menu!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSHOCKED\nTO REDISCOVER, YET AGAIN, WE ALL GET WHAT’S COMING<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEVERYTHING,\nEACH OF OUR LITTLE TINY HEARTS, SO RICHLY DESERVE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDanger\nWill Robinson Ground Control To Major Tom<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\nLighthouse Beacon, If Our Light Bulb Still Works!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nSUDDEN FEELING IT’S BETTER TO SHUT UP! AND, LISTEN<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTOP\nYOUR GIBBERING AND GET A BETTER GRIP ON REALITY<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTOP\nPANICKING! AND TAKE SEVERAL MORE DEEP BREATHS<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListening\nTo Our Hearts Its Possible To Hear Anything<\/span>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPay\nMore Attention To the Stepping Stones In the Dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOPEN\nYOUR OWN TWO EYES, OR WATCH YOURSELF GO BLIND<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTAKE\nTHE WAX OUT OF BOTH EARS SO OTHERS CAN HEAR YOU<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBITE\nYOUR OWN TONGUE OR EAT MORE OF YOUR OWN WORDS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOPEN\nYOUR MIND AND HEART, OR FIND YOURSELF IN THE DARK<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nSKY IS NEVER A LIMIT, UNLESS YOUR MIND IS IN THE GUTTER<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nPrepared To Take Two Steps Forward, And One Back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR,\nWE COULD ALL FALL REPEATEDLY ON OUR COLLECTIVE FAT ASSES<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFORGETTING\nIN ALL THE EXCITEMENT JUST HOW HARD THE GROUND IS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPouring\nGasoline On Fires, Just For Cheap Entertainment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDrowning\nIn A Sea Of Lies Nobody Ever Hears One Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDUMPING\nALL OF YOUR CRAP ON THE WHOLE DAMNED PLANET<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThoroughly\nConfused About Where ALL<\/u> Might Be Heading!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDemanding\nAnswers, You Never Ask The Simple Questions<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nOrder To Live We Must ALL<\/u> Learn To Live And Let Live!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nLife’s Not About, Getting Your Own Way Forever<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife’s\nNever About Anybody Getting Everything They Want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nAnyone’s Asking Real Questions, Then Its Time To Listen<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nAny Has Too Many Suggestions, Its Time To Ignore Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nThere Remains One Thing We May ALL<\/u> Still Rely Upon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE’RE\nALL DESTINED TO BECOME GREAT CLOWNS AND ARTISTS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhether\nAnybody In Their Right Mind, Ever Wanted To Join The Circus<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhether\nAnybody Ever Wanted To Paint A Frozen Smile On Their Face<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nShow Must Go On, Or Its Not A Real Playground, So Break A Leg<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nIs No Higher Calling Than Bouncing Higher Again On Your Ass<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nCan Be No Greater Fulfillment Than Making Everybody Laugh<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nCan Be No Greater Satisfaction, Than Swallowing Your Pride<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing,\nYou’ve Managed To Somehow Dodge, Yet Another Bullet<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSING\nGLORIOUS DEAFENING PRAISES UNTO OUR HEAVENLY FATHER<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRAISE\nYOUR SIGHTS WELL ABOVE ALL THE MORE MINDLESS ZOMBIES<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nOnce Take The Time To Think, About The Price of Not Thinking<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nTorture Any Of The Small Fry Knowing You’re Crippled Inside<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Has No Mercy For The Wicked, Who Have No Mercy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Knows ALL<\/u> Your Childish Nightmares And Fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Knows ALL<\/u> Of Everyone’s Most Embarrassing\nSecrets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Make Any Overconfident Fools, All Turn Beet Red!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Couldn’t Give A Shit About Any Of Your Lame Excuses<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Never Misses A Beat Hitting The Artful Dodger Himself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Couldn’t Give A Crap About Anybody’s Crocodile\nTears!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Couldn’t Care Less, How Sorry Anyone Is After The\nFact!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She’ll Just Raise The Price For Repeating The Same Old\nCrap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Make Everybody Bang Their Head Against The Wall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Easily Make Everybody, Kick Themselves In The Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Charges Loan Sharks Higher Interest Rates Then They Do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Make Even The Biggest Bullies Piss Their Own Pants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Make The Bravest Dickheads Shit Their Own Britches!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Teach Any Stubborn Fools How To ALL JUST SAY NO<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEVER\nFORGET SHE CAN MAKE ALL OF US LIVE TO REGRET EVERYTHING!<\/u><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nTIS IN GOD AND MAMA NATURE THAT WE MUST ALL INEVITABLY TRUST<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nORDER TO CHOOSE FOR OURSELVES WHETHER TO FUCKING DUCK OR RUN<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE\nTHERE REMAIN MANY LESSER TRUTHS, BUT ONLY ONE GREATER TRUTH<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHELL\nHATH NO FURY ON EARTH QUITE LIKE YOUR MOTHER NATURE SCORNED<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Battlestar\nGalactica, Lost In Space, David Bowie)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBig\nBang<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIn\nthe Beginning, God Farted,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnown\nToday as the Big Bang,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nunder, 14 billion years ago!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpanding\nfrom every direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nheavenly choir was prepared!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nFamiliar With divine Stench!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nScattered faster than the smell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCreating\nSonic Booms In Their Wake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFlew\nAway In Every Direction At Once!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Cartoon Speeding Up the Action!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Short Charlie Chaplin Movie Reel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nTerrified Chickens scattering forever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Stampeding herd of Wild Elephants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLucifer\nwas the only one caught Flat Footed;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnlucky\nenough to have been Closer To God.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnlucky\nEnough to Have No Sense of Humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnlucky\nenough to be caught totally off guard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBroadsided\nEach Volley Hitting Hardest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nHe Was Simply Not Prepared to Deal With.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nbeing Inclined to easily forgive and forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisillusioned,\nDevastated, And Totally Outraged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIndignant\nSwearing He Could Never Forgive Him,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwearing\nSomeday, He’d Exact Terrible Vengeance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nHid Deep Underground, Refusing To Come Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPracticing\nThe Arcane Art, Of Silent-but-deadly-farts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nNobody Left To Talk To, God Grew Quite Bored!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n So\nwith a Funky Wave of his hand,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\ncreated the heavens and earth;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOut\nof The Yet Lingering Stench!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nhe Created Adam and Eve!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nran away screaming holding their noses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuestioning\nGod’s warped sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToday,\nJoan Osborn runs around singing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\nIn the Isles Like A Whirlwind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInciting\nHer Own Audiences To Riot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet,“What\nIf God Was One Of Us?”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWould\nwe all get up and run away?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEver\nsince those first confusing days,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nrumor that keeps on going around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nSomething Must Be Inherently Wrong,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nthe absurdly comical species of homo sapiens,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nGod to punish us so badly right from the start!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthe angels keep insisting God was just kidding,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPromising\nthey’ll come back again, later,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nthe smell finally dies down,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nhelp air out the remaining stench.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst,\nthe last anyone saw of God,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\ngently never unpleasantly,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAppearing\nquite comfortably relieved,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerrily\nfrolicking away, into the sunset;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nexclaimed: “Sometimes it just feels so good to let her rip!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst,\nadroitly holding his nose making his most merciful retreat…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTake\nFive Brubeck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTake\nOne, Take Two, Take Five Brubeck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake\nAll The Fucking Time In The World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nPut a Damned Limit on it Somewhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFlip\nA God Damned Coin, If You Have Too!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPreferably\nSometime in the immediate future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncould even try to get it Right the first Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNot\nAll of us have too much Time on their hands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nthings in moderation Including Moderation itself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEliminates\nany need for eliminating, unlimited do-overs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Dave’s\nnot here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nWas The Question?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAt\nTimes Upon Reflection,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nCan’t Help But Wonder!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat,\nWas The Question?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUpon\nadmitting to myself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTrust\nis out of the question!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTrust\nIs Flat Out Impossible!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\neverything they say is a lie,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHonesty’s\nsuch a lonely word!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLocating\nAnyone Trustworthy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBecomes\nDifficult to Impossible.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nits difficult to tell who you are,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nhard to know who to even ask!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLies\nbite the hand that feeds Them.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nExplanations,\nAre A Dime A Dozen!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReal\nAnswers, Might Cost Your Soul!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReal\nQuestions, Might Lead In Circles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nConfused, Over Still Being Confused!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMore\nLowbrow Slapstick, Is Sure To Follow!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nImmediately,\nAfter The Commercial Break!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nTV, Moved Onto Gilligan’s Island!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFriends\nThat Lie May Become Expensive!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLaLa\nLand, Has Relocated to the Capital.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOur\nwinners decide what we call honest!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLawyers\ndebating the meaning of stupid!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\nCourtrooms Are Seldom A Joke;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nProfessional\nWrestling Is No Longer Fake.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nReal News Is Legally Entertainment.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nAsking What Was The Question?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\nrefusing to listen to Anybody’s answers;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhat the Hell it’s all leading up to;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nhave nothing to Fear except our own bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nour personal lives are no longer all that funny!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nwas the question can acquire entirely new meaning!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOutside\nOf The Box<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHot\nOff The Presses, Straight To The Airwaves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRight\nAfter We Checked With Their Internet Bots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInquiring\nGreat Behinds, Have The Right To Know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(But,\njust between you and me!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnonymous\nSources, Continue To Reveal Their Identities!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nPicture is Worth Much More Than a Thousand Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFake\nNews is Just More Cheap Thrills in Entertainment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChanging\nAll The Locks, To Keep Up With The Jones!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStorming\nThe Palace Theater With Knives And Pitchforks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nThe Wild Things Will Dance in Circle Jerks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nShortest Distance, Between Any Of The Dots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFunky\nMonkeys, Still Tweedly Deedly Bop Bop!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutside\nof The Box, Where There Is No Spoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJumping\nthrough Numerous Flaming Hoops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKermit\nand Ms Piggy are Brother and Sister!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYoda,\nIs The Illegitimate Love-Child!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf,\nMr Spock, And An Andorean Sex Slave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJim\nHenson, Is Rolling Over In His Grave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPBS\nIs Planning a Documentary Special!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStar\nTrek is Working On a New Series!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStar\nWars Writers, Plan Six Episodes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nMeet At Last! Our Circle Jerk Is Complete!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutside\nof the box where there is no spoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJumping\nthrough numerous flaming hoops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsmell of Burnt Fur can be overwhelming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill,\nThere’s No Place Quite Like Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nIf You Lived Here, You’d Already Be Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSomewhere\nOutside Of The Box, and Way Over The Line!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Those\nWho Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTrekking\nDeep Into Dark Uncharted Territory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBeyond,\nThe Outer Limits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUp\nAhead, At The Signpost!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nTwisted Fork In the Road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNext\nstop its the Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBliss\nBunnies Exchange Batteries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEvil\nKnievel Flies Through the Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnergizer\nBunnies all look the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\ngreater power in the verse exists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere’s\na sucker born every minute!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause,\nIf You Aren’t A Sucker!<\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nYou Were Never Breastfed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nONLY WANTED TO BE LOVED!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nKnows No Real Boundaries!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nIs Open-Minded and Flexible!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nCatches Anybody, By Surprise!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove….\nMakes The World Go Round!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nanybody who tells you otherwise,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\njust another sucker who’s a sore loser!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<a href=\"https:\/\/genius.com\/Aerosmith-dream-on-lyrics#note-20664096\">Every\ntime…… <\/a>t<a href=\"https:\/\/genius.com\/Aerosmith-dream-on-lyrics#note-20664096\">hat\nI look in the mirror…..<br\/>\nAll these lines…on my face getting\nclearer.<br\/>\nThe past is gone……………………<br\/>\nIt went\nby like dusk to dawn. Isn’t that the way?<\/a><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<a href=\"https:\/\/genius.com\/Aerosmith-dream-on-lyrics#note-20664096\">Everybody’s\ngot their dues in life to pa<\/a>y…<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah!\nI Know…… Nobody Knows…..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nit comes and where it goes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nKnow, It’s Everybody’s Sin:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nGot To Lose,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nKNOW……<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHow\nTo Win!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nThe Things…<\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCome\nBack To You!<\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nWith Me…… Sing For The Year!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nFor the Laughter and Sing For the Tear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nWith Me…….. It’s Just For Today!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMaybe\nTomorrow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n The\nGood Lord Take You Away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker, Dream On, Dream On!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nUntil Your Dreams Come True!!!<\/font><\/span><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font><\/font>Dream\nOn Sucker, Dream On, Dream On!<\/span><\/font><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\n‘Til Your Dreams Come True!!!<\/span><\/font><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n<\/font><\/font>Dream\nOn, Dream On,<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn, Dream On,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn, Dream On,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn!<\/font><\/span><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font><\/font>Aaaaaah!<\/span><\/font><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(WC\nFields, Public Enemy, AeroSmith)<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nYo\nMind Is Worthless Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\nyou know what the hell you’re doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nYo\nmind is worthless crap by its own Standards!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nPaying\nit forward by rolling crap Downhill faster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLashing\nout at anybody who might come near you!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nYo\nMind is the last thing anyone gives a Crap about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nYour\nfeelings never mattered If no one else’s ever do.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nComplaining\nthat all is fair in love, War, and politics!<\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nRefusing\nto even consider another person’s feelings!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGoldilocks\nchose to learn her lesson the Hard way!<\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nThe\nlast thing anybody I know gives a Shit about!<\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nIs\nHow You’ll Ever Be Remembered By Anyone!<\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nYo\nmany contributions to survival of the fittest.<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nall is fair In love, war, and Politics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nreality I can do and say Whatever I want,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\none will care if I Indulge my Fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthey all run around like Chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPanicking\nScreaming the sky is Falling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nuncertain as to where you’re going,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFinding\nyourself Running in Circles.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEither\nYo Mind Is Worthless Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nYou Must ALREADY Be There!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDear\nMr Fantasy…Play Us A Tune!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSomething…To\nMake Us All Happy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDo\nanything take us out of this Gloom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\na song, play guitar, make it snappy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPlay\nus your happy, happy, joy, joy songs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nextended version, for larger circle jerks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Traffic,\nRen and Stimpy)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nBest of All Possible Worlds<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nBe Ourselves While The Whole World Attempts,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nTurn Us All Into Someone, Completely Different!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nAmong The Highest, Of All Possible Attainments!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nAmongst The Greatest, Of Possible Achievements!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nPromise Myself This, That, And The Other Things!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNobody\nCould Ever Possibly Hope To Do Me Better!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nBest Of All Possible Worlds, Is To Know Thyself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to Know the True Depths of the soul!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to Know All, the Secrets of Existence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to know the True Depths of the heart!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to know how to truly live once again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to know Everything that’s Important!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to love Me is to know Me even better!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(The\nmany narcissists amongst us, are simply jealous!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow me is to know Greater Joy and contentment!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow me is discover genuinely Divine inspiration!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow me is to soar upon the wings of Imagination!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThus\nOpen Hearts and Minds are All Prepared to Empty!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEmbracing\nSome Bullshit, We Embrace Our Own Shortcomings!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRejecting\nBullshit, Our Brains Don’t All Spill Out On the Floor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUpon\nBumbling across the accidental discovery of Q.M.!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMax\nPlanck begged his peers who had more experience!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nExplain the Joke complaining that a sense of Humor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWasn’t\nsomething they taught in mathematics or Logic!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nnever anything the priests taught in church either!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nnever among his list of essential job requirements!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nnot a required Course to earn a degree in physics!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\ndecades a popular topic at faculty cocktail Parties!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nhow to design Experiments to discourage Jokers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nHow to Stomp Out The Worst Physical Comedy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nHow to Prevent War Among The Three Stooges!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWannabe\nComedians can Become a Serious problem!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithin\nthe Hallowed Halls of the Esteemed Sciences!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\nthey all mumble forever wandering in circles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\nthree Stooges Stomp on the excluded Middle!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\npracticing physics is never considered a Joke!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\nknowledge is always something quantifiable!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nspouting nonsense could get somebody fired!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to make sense out of life.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely attempting to Do a Good day’s Work!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to earn an honest living,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to make a Better World!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to dispense knowledge!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to make a contribution!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to do the Best You can!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to learn anything new!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nThe Majority Are Frequently Satisfied Just To Exist!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nliving is as easy as taking your next breath!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nliving is dancing as if Nobody is Watching!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nliving is singing as if no one Really Listens!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nliving is really just living our own Dreams!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nits obvious guilty feet ain’t got no Rhythm!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWisely\nKnowing Heaven Is What You Make Of It!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nthe best of all possibles worlds lies within!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nWhat All Hold Dearest Abides Within Us!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nits hard to distinguish reality from fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nany fiction makes more sense than reality,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nreality is another word for the Boob Tube!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nour dreams are the Source Of nightmares!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nOur Nightmares are the source of dreams!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nReality Remains Stranger Than Any Damned Fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nThe Repeated Pies-In-Face, Seldom Do Stop Coming!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing,\nThere’s Never Anybody Home, But Us Chickens!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nIts Obvious, There’s Nobody In Charge Around Here!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nits obvious All the boobs are on the tube!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nits Obvious the Idiots just make it all up!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\ntheir guilty feet still ain’t got no rhythm!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\narguing with the boob tube really helps!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nLaboring to step in the same river twice!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nattacking the incomprehensible is Futile!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nrunning in Circles accomplishes nothing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nthe Pies-in-the-Face Just Keep On Coming!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nLife So Clearly Demands A Sense of Humor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nThe Witless Zingers Just Keep on Coming!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nThe Bullshit Flies Thickest, In All Directions!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nIt Becomes Difficult To Tell Which Way Is Still Up!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nGuilty Feet Stumble Attempting the Moonwalk!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nTrust Is Only To Be Found, In The Lost & Found!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nWhat All Hold Dearest May Only Be Shared!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nA Miracle To Believe In, Abides Within All!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nUp, Up, Up, Is The Only Viable Direction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nnothing From nothing remains Something!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nnothing from something Remains Nothing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nYa Gotta have something in order to Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nthe Best of all Possible worlds Springs Forth.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nwe encourage the best of all possibilities!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDeciding\nfor ourselves how to dance down the road.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nGuilty Feet Would Only Lose Our Rhythm,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLearning\nto Moonwalk on the Dark Side of the Moon!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFaking\nit until You Make it is the only way to get there!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHonesty\nrequires working on your own Sense of humor.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBecome\na Drooling Idiot in order to know what’s missing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nSee a world in a grain of sand a Heaven In a wildflower!<br\/>\nRequires\neach Embrace the Best of All Possible worlds within!<br\/>\nAccepting\nthat reaching out is how we find out who we really are.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nagain, rediscovering the humility to love one another\nproperly.<br\/>\n(Ralph Waldo Emerson, George Micheal, Billy Preston,\nOscar Wild, Micheal Jackson, Pink Floyd, William Purkey)<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Short\nPeople!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~&Short\nPeople got… no reason…&~<br\/>\n~&Short people Got… no\nreason…&~<br\/>\n~&Short People got… no reason…&~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~To…\nLive………~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~They\nGot Little hands…~<br\/>\n~And little Eyes……~<br\/>\n~And They\nwalk around…~<br\/>\n~Tellin’ Great big lies…~<br\/>\n~They got\nLittle Noses…~<br\/>\n~And Tiny Little Teeth…~<br\/>\n~They Wear\nplatform Shoes…~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~On\nTheir nasty Little Feet…~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~~Well,\nI don’t Want no Short People…~~*<br\/>\n*~~Don’t Want no Short\nPeople…~~*<br\/>\n*~Don’t Want no short People…~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~~…Round\nHere……~~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~~Short\nPeople Are Just The Same…~~<br\/>\n~As You And I…….~<br\/>\n(~A\nFool Such As I……~)<br\/>\n~~All Men Are Brothers……~~<br\/>\n~~Until\nThe Day They Die….~~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~(Its\nA Wonderful World……)~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~Short\nPeople got… nobody…~<br\/>\n~Short people Got…\nnobody…~<br\/>\n~Short People got… nobody…~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~~To…\nLove……~~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~They\nGot Little Baby Legs…~<br\/>\n~And They stand So low…~<br\/>\n~You\ngot to pick ’em Up…~<br\/>\n~Just to Say Hello…~<br\/>\n~They Got\nLittle Cars…~<br\/>\n*~That Got Beep, Beep, Beep…~*<br\/>\n~They Got\nLittle Voices…~<br\/>\n*~Goin’ Peep, Peep, Peep…~*<br\/>\n~They Got\ngrubby Little Fingers…~<br\/>\n~And dirty Little Minds…~<br\/>\n~They’re\nGonna Get You Every Time…~<br\/>\n*~~Well, I don’t Want no Short\nPeople…~~*<br\/>\n*~~~Don’t Want no Short People…~~~*<br\/>\n*~Don’t\nWant no Short People…~*<br\/>\n‘Round Here……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Randy\nNewman original lyrics)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nGet\nOver It Already!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nLife\nis insane, and anybody who claims otherwise is nuts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nEat, Drink, and Be Merry For Tomorrow We All Die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nButterflies\nare Free But Some are Moths To the Flame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWelcome\nto The Comedy Club that Dare Not Close!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\nEach Is Born, Able To Kick Their Own Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile\nKicking the Ass of everyone around them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\nPausing to Give a Sucker an Even Break!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\nThinking How Life Could Be Different!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nForever\nDeny The Truth Has Your Answers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nYOU\nAre Our Lucky, Grand Prize Winner!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nClick\nHere To Collect A Million Dollars!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nYou Think that Life, Is All About You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAsk\nYourself Why So Much of it Sucks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOurs\nis the Best of all Possible worlds:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nFor No Other Conceivable Reason!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nbecause instant karma’s gonna getcha baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nPay\nIt Forward ’til the end of time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOr,\nPay Up Again SUCKER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nDon’t\nForget Any Interest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nGod,\nDoesn’t Make Mistakes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nNature,\nEnforces His Prices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nExtra\nFor Self-indulgences.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWho\ngets what’s coming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing\nFrom Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeople\nMake Mistakes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nShit\nKeeps Happening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nthe Most Naive of All,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAre\nAlso The Most Vulnerable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nthe Most Humble among Us,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nMost Tender, of God’s Creations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile,\nThe Heart That Bends The Most!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\nRemains Exultant, Above All Others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nMost\nAdored, In All Of Heaven And Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Leonard\nGershe, W.C. Fields, John Lennon)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nDon’t\nGo There<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nWant To Run,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nWant To Hide!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nwant to Tear Down the walls…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nThat\nhold me inside.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nwant to reach out…..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nTouch The Flame,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss……)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nwant to feel sunlight on my face,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nSee The Cloud Disappear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\na trace……….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nWant To Take Shelter From The Poison Rain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nDamned Well……….I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nDamned Well…….I’ll Get Burned!<br\/>\nKnowing Damned Well….I’ll\nGet Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nAlways Building………….<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nBurning….Down Love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning……..Down\nLove!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nwhen I go there….<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\ngo there with you………<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nall I can do…………………<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nCity’s Aflood……………..<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOur\nLove Turns To Rust,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nBeing Beaten And Blown,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nThe Wind….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nTrampled\nin dust….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI’ll\nshow you a place,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nHigh\non a desert plain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nStill Building, Then!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning\nDown…….Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning\nDown….Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nwhen I go there,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\ngo there with you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nall….I can do….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Don’t…Go…There…)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOur\nLove Turns To Rust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Don’t…Go…There…)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nbeaten and blown by the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlown\nBy The Wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOh\nand I see love………….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nSee\nour love turn to rust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Don’t……….Go…..There!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nbeaten and blown by the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlown\nBy The Wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOh\nand I see love……..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\ngo there with you…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nall I can do…….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nDon’t\nGo There!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(U2\nare here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHell\nis Hell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThey\nSay Those Who’ve Been To Hell, Don’t Talk About It,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nThose Who’ve Been There Will Tell You Flat Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nYou Don’t Die Within 30 Seconds, You Pass Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFear\nIs The Mind-Killer, The Little Death!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nEats Us All From The Inside-Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nAll Our Real Threats, Are Without!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nCast\nYour Shadow, Upon the Calm Fog!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSearch\nFor The Light Within You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nits the scares inside that take the longest to heal,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nthere never was any future in dwelling upon the past!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Frank\nHerbert)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCartoon\nHeaven and Hell<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHomogenized\nHyperuniform Cartoon Heaven and Hell!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHappy,\nHappy, Joy, Joy, Ren and Stimpy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLiquid\nCrystallized, Quasi Cartoon Reality!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nroaring silence become deafening again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBugs\ncan never Die until you turn the TV off!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWillie\nCoyote can Never catch Road Runner:<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst\nTweety Bird Is the Irresistible Force!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAsk\nNot What Reality Might Do For You!<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut,\nWhat Has Reality Ever Done For Anyone?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverywhere\nyou go there you are while,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nyou don’t know where you’re going!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nReality you might already be there!<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBereft\nAll possible reliable memories!<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nEverything\nis Deja Vu all over again!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nthe Wild Things All Love To Dance In Circle Jerks!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClimbing\nA Mountain, On The Dark Side Of The Moon!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReality\nwithout Dreams is just somebody’s nightmare!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\ndreams bereft all reality are everyone’s Fantasy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill\nthere’s just no place like home for the holidays.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLost\nsomewhere deep within the Memory of God.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDown\na way none has dared boldly Gone before.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWay\nFar Out, Past The Pan And His Lost Boys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLost\nInside Never-Never-Never-Again-Land!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFeels\nLike Stepping Into The Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDown\na strange rabbit hole to a Wonderland!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\na tornado carries you over the rainbow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nFollow The Glow-in-the-Dark Yellow-Brick Road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nyou’ll make great new friends along the way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHand\nin hand you can skip down the road together!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nignorant virtue is often its own best reward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nignorant wisdom is naively knowing nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nthe genuinely ignorant laugh at just about anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSometimes\neven laughing at one another’s foolish laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nat yourself as if you didn’t have a care in the world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nall the more hysterically at your own inane stupidity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nhysterically about even the Stupidest Crap Imaginable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nat the hysterical Sound of one another’s asinine laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nyou’re either smarter than a chicken or you are the chicken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHonesty\nis only a lonely word when Complete Idiots charge by the word!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRainbows\nof Beautiful Words Echo forever, laughing, lilting in the distance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Looney\nToons, Maurice Sendek)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMr\nSmooth Himself<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nThe Beginning Was The Word,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nThe Word Was Without Form!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAs\nGod Cut a Silent But Deadly Fart!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMr\nSmooth Himself Made a Fast Exit;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nAngels quietly pulled out lighters!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPretending\nthey were at a rock concert!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFanning\nthe Air in rhythm to the music!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCasting\nTearful gazes upon the Heavens;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nHeavenly Choir picked up the tempo!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBelted\nout the loudest songs they all knew!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst\nGod made his most merciful Retreat!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHanging\nthe moon in orbit around the earth;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChuckling\nwhile Apologizing the entire time,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPromising\nTo Buy The Stronger Air-Fresheners!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGod\nBlessed Humanity, And Hung The Rainbow!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\neverybody is full of it in his universe!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBullshit\nbeing the source of sparkling laughter!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHe\nsent Baby Velvet Jesus to remind humanity!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nbe kind and share their words and play nice.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nAlways Remember Life Demands a Sense of Humor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nworst of our jokes always hurt for a reason!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUnable\nto See What’s Missing from this picture.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nDevil Hates Idiots always Laughing at him!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nharder he tries to laugh the worse it sounds.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRefusing\nto learn how to laugh at Himself again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHe\nHid Underground, Practicing Atrocious Farts!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nGod Sent Velvet Elvis, To Inspire Everybody!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nPut a Little More Swing, In Some Tired Old Jokes!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSwing\nYour Hips and Keep Paying It Forward Suckers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBaby\nVelvet Jesus and Velvet Elvis are Mr Smooth himself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus just left Chicago, and he’s bound for New Orleans,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus just left Chicago, and he’s bound for New Orleans,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHellllllll\nYeahhhhh!!!!!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nout to California through the burning forest and the pines!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(ZZ\nTop)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nUp\nShit Creek!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOh,\nlet the sun beat down upon my face…<br\/>\nWith stars to fill my\ndream.<br\/>\nI am a traveler of both time and space,<br\/>\nTo be where\nI have been.<br\/>\nSit with elders of the gentle race…<br\/>\nThis\nworld has seldom seen.<br\/>\nTalk of days for which they sit and\nwait,<br\/>\nAnd all will be revealed……<br\/>\nTalk and song\nfrom tongues of lilting grace…<br\/>\nSounds caress my ear…<br\/>\nBut\nnot a word I heard could I relate,<br\/>\nThe story was quite\nclear……<br\/>\nOoh Baby, I’ve Been Crying…<br\/>\nNo,\nYeah Mama, Ain’t No Denyin’!<br\/>\nOoh Yeah, I’ve Been Crying,<br\/>\nMama,\nmama, ain’t no denyin’, no denyin’…<br\/>\nAll I See… Turns To\nBrown……<br\/>\nAs the Sun, Burns the Ground…<br\/>\nAnd My\neyes… Fill With Sand…<br\/>\nAs I Scan This… Wasted\nLand…<br\/>\nTrying to find, trying to find… where I’ve been….<br\/>\nOh,\npilot of the Storm who leaves no Trace…<br\/>\nLike Thoughts inside a\ndream.<br\/>\nHeed the path that led me to that place,<br\/>\nYellow\nDesert Stream…<br\/>\nMy Shangri-La beneath the crescent moon…<br\/>\nI\nwill return again.<br\/>\nSure as the stench that floats high in\nJune,<br\/>\nWhen Paddling Up\nShit Creek Again!<\/font><br\/>\nOh, father of the four winds, fill my\nsails…<br\/>\nAcross the sea of years…<br\/>\nWith no provision but\nan open face,<br\/>\nAlong the straits of fear…..<br\/>\nWhen I’m\non, when I’m on my way!<br\/>\nWhen I see, when I see the way\nyou…hesitate…<br\/>\nWhen I’m on my… way…<br\/>\nWhen\nI’m Up Shit Creek…Again!<\/font><br\/>\nOoh, my baby, ooh,\nmy baby, throw me a line!<br\/>\nCome on, come on,<br\/>\nThrow me a\nline, come on throw me a line!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Led\nZeppelin)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHardest\nTo Forget<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nI\nhear the drums echoin’ tonight she Hears only whispers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nDoesn’t\nmatter what I say so Long as I say it with Inflection.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHer\nMoonlight Wings reflect the stars my Guiding Salvation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMama\ndidn’t Raise no Damn Fools insisting we Worked Hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nBecome the Total Blithering Idiots We All Turned Out to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWe’re\nTrying to Prove Ourselves Wrong as Quickly as Possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nFor\nOnly in this Fashion can we Hope To Make faster Progress!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhen\nyou can no longer Identify you have identified Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYou\ncan tell when you’ve got it right by its elegant Simplicity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhat\nworks, works while Explanations are for philosophers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nOccam’s\nRazor turns into Goldilocks Nightmare!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYou\nJust can’t Get Agreement in this present tense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWe\nall speak a different language Talking in defense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWe\nonly sacrifice the Future its the Bitterness that lasts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWe\nonly Sacrifice the present Protecting what Once was!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYet\nhe who Forgets the Past is destined to repeat it again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhat\ncomes around goes around and around yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhile\nHe Who Innocently Remembers, Remains Fated!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nKnow what It Means To Wish to Remain Ignorant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nWish they had never come to know Some things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nwish they Could Never remember some things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nwish it were possible to Unhear what is heard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nwish they could Un-see what’s Already seen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nwish life could somehow be truly different!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nwish they could forget quite a few things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nBut\nhe who forgets their Future Lies ahead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nIs\ndestined to go down in history Forever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nConfronting\ntheir Unimaginable Future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMuch\nSooner Then They Can Imagine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMaking\nthem wish they could forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMaking\nthem wish life made sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWish\nthey had tried to remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWish\ntheir heart was more open.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHe\nWhose Heart, Never Forgets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nKnows\nwhat is hardest to Forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nKnows!\nwhat’s Easy to remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nKnows!\nWhat All Might Only Live!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nKnows,\nsomehow without knowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nKnows\nSomehow, Knowing Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nChance\nFavors The Unprepared Mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nNature\nFavors whatever comes around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nThe\nInvisible Enemy is Our only Enemy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nThe\nRoaring Silence is our Only Warning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nComfortably\nNumb, Is As Good As It Gets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhen\nWe Encourage Each Other, To Ignore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhat’s,\nBlatantly, Missing From This Picture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nFor\nonce You Have Eliminated the Impossible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYou\nhave narrowed down everybody’s choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nThe\nspirit won’t invest itself in any Compromise.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHarmony\nflourishes by seldom making demands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nDiscord\nflourishes making endless New Demands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nOnce\nyou’ve exhausted all the possible alternatives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhatever\nRemains, Can Only Be Highly Improbable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nReality\nis for those who watched the Wrong Cartoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nThe\nSpark Within All Shines Upon The Darkest Depths!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nEmbracing\nGolden Silence Our World Learns To Be Still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nLook\nBefore You Leap For As Yea Sow So Shall Yea Reap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nRemain\nRooted when Bumbling Down a road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nReach\nout to others to Discover what Life Is Really all about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nLearn\nhow To laugh as if you didn’t have a Care in the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nDance\nas if nobody is watching! Sing as if there’s no tomorrow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nSet\nyour Words Free and see if they bother to come back to You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nLife\nis For the Living while elaborate explanations are for history!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nListening\nto your own beating Heart is what living life is all about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nIf\nyou aren’t sure Where Ya Going then you might already be there!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMaking\nOver Ninety Percent of This Game, Half-Mental Head-Trips!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYou\ncould have a steam train if you would just Lay Down your tracks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nShout,\nshout, shout it all out these are the things we can all do Without!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nEverybody’s\nTalkin’ at me I can’t hear a word they’re saying\nonly the TV!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHello,\nhello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just Nod if you can hear\nme…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMurmuring\ncontentedly, mere babbling in our ears, with no real significance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhenever\nthe lights are left on, because there’s Nobody Home but us\nchickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYa\ndon’t need a weatherman to know the boob tube was left on too\ndamned long!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nEspecially,\nwhen they start to enjoy arguing nonstop with their own boob tube\nover!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHeroes\nfor ghosts, hot ashes for trees, hot air for a cool breeze, cold\ncomfort for change!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nDid\nyou exchange a walkon part in the war for a lead role in Neverending\nArmageddon?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nIts\nthe end of the world as we know it, its the end of reality as we know\nit and I feel fine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHas\nour conscience shown has the sweet breeze blown where has all the\nkindness gone?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none\">\n(Toto,\nBlues Traveler, Richard Feynman, Mike and the Mechanics, George\nSantayana, Louis Pasteur, Pink Floyd, Sherlock Holmes, Eagles, Robert\nFritz, Samuel Butler, William Purkey, Yogi Berra, Harry Nilsson,\nPeter Gabriel, Tears For Fears, REM, Collective Soul)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBe\nThe Drooling Idiot!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMe,\nmyself, and I agree that the others,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAre\npart of the insidious alien, anal probe,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnisotropic\nHyperuniform, Quasi-Crytalline,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMindcontrol\nConspiracy Behind the Illuminati!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverywhere\nyou go following you from the rear.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPrivate\nPeanut Gallery all leading from the Rear!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\na Great Jedi feels the force flow through him!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLearning\nhow to Ignore what is hardest to forget.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\ncan run but you can’t hide so cover your ass!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nthree is company it could be it is time to Learn!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\nTo float like a butterfly and Sting like A Bee.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\nto be the Drooling Idiot you were born to be!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInstead\nof just a moth Destined to go up in flames!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nFor yourself nobody knows a damned thing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nthat Your Harmony neither Acts nor reasons!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nfor yourself the True Value of going in circles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nyour Personal wisdom of collective Ignorance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow,\nYou’re Either Smarter Than A Damned Chicken!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOr,\nThe Only Lights Left On Are Just To Fool Yourself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nthat future shock is instant karma gonna getcha!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nFreedom refusing to allow others to confuse you.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nthat life often Demands we all Get over it already!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nfreedom is a joke if you never get The Punch Lines!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBe\nthe Drooling Idiot We Can All Know and Learn to Love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nFools On The Hill see the sun going down, but nobody likes them!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFree\nat last, free at last, Free At Last the Roaring Silence become\ndeafening!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLearning\nto be still, running in circles, while listening to the sounds of\nsilence.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(George\nLucas, Muhammad Ali, Alvin Toffler, Beatles, Martin Luther King)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n*~<@~Loopy\nTemporal Loops Refuse to Eat Quiche~@>~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~~~<@<~~~*~~~>@<~~~*~~~>@>~~~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&~Pouring\ntime in a bottle, burning daylight savings time,~&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n@*~Liquid\nquasi-crystallized temporal shenanigans!~*@<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Loopy\ntemporal loops, refuse to eat quiche!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*Wrapping\nspace-time up into neat bundles*&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~@*~Once,\nyou have eliminated the impossible!~*@~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*@Whatever\nremains can only be highly improbable!@*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~If\nChickens happen to Come before the Egg~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*Chickens\nwhich lay eggs will all go extinct!*&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Now\nand Zen, made time warped everywhen!!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*Adopting\nisotropically flat photonic space-time!*&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Accelerating\nhyperuniform, quasi virtual particles~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n&<@~~Then\nheating up condensed matter past its warranty!~~@>&<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*<~For,\neternity is but a blink of an eye, to lonely photons!~>*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*Cruising\nall the way, from the big bang, to the big crunch!*&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Some\nlike it hot, and some cold, but photons like it just right!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*When\nthe lights are not only on but someone is actually home!*&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n@~<~Beam\nup the photons Scotty, there’s no intelligent life down\nhere!~>~@<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~&*~They\nconfuse organizing like a flock of chickens, with being social!~*&~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"western\" style=\"margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; line-height: 100%; text-align: center; orphans: 0; widows: 0\">\n~&@Professional\nNude Female Mud Wrestling is the sport of their Kings@&~<br\/>\n<<<While\nanyone who tries to suggest otherwise, is considered a Queen!>>><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n*~*+A\nWatched Clock Will Never Boil+*~*<br\/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br\/>\n&~*+Unless…\nit really is a boiling clock+*~&<br\/>\n&~*+Where the time\nvanishes into thin air+*~&<br\/>\n*~*+Producing maximum entropy\nproduction!+*~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~*+In\na humble and ubiquitous phase transition+*~*<br\/>\n*~*+While,\ncuriously, the smaller anything becomes,+*~*<br\/>\n*~*+The more often\nit will violate the arrow of time.+*~*<br\/>\n*~&~*+Boiling clocks\nrunning backwards more often,+*~&~*<br\/>\n*~&~*+Convince\ninvisible pixies, time is just a joke!+*~&~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~&~*+Anyone\nmay have all the spacytime they want+*~&~*<br\/>\n~*@~*+All any\nrequires, is invisible pixies with attitude!+*~@*~<br\/>\n~*~*+All that\nanyone, has ever required to go home again,+*~*~<br\/>\n*~*~*+All\nanyone has ever required, to find themselves again!+*~*~*<br\/>\n*~*+Time\nspeeding up yet slows down just in the nick of time+*~*<br\/>\n~*~*+Where\ndoes all the time go, approaching the speed of light?+*~*~<br\/>\n*~*+Yet,\nthe shadow remains, but the memory of the eternal light!+*~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~&*~*+The\ninvisible light in the dark pointing out the end of the\ntunnel!+*~*&~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~&*+Where\nthe smallest pond, sheds invaluable light on the Big Picture+*&~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~&*+Where\nthe tiniest molehill, becomes a mountain of bullshit overnight+*&~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~@*+Only\nto come crashing down, or vanish inexplicably in the light of\nday+*@~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~*+Where\nMurphy’s Law and a Goldilocks Principle, rule the entire\nuniverse.+*~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n@~*+Where\nEinstein’s theory of Relativity, is always entirely context\ndependent,+*~@<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~*+Time\nis just never what you think it is, until that time rolls round once\nagain!+*~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*+Time\nis instant karma coming to getcha baby, when that time rolls round\nagain!+*&~<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*+Time\nis the fire in which we burn the dry frozen ice in which our minds go\nnumb!+*&~<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*+"Fascinating"\nsaid Mr Spock on Star Trek, "Infinite Diversity in Infinite\nCombinations"+*<br\/>\n*But I fail to see what could possibly be\nso funny about humor being intrinsic to spaceytime."<\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAncient\nChild of the Valley<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShe\nwalks in beauty Like the Night,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf,\nCloudless climes and starry Skies;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nAll that’s Best of dark and bright,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeet\nWithin Her Aspect and Her Eyes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAn\nAbiding sparkle which never dies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight within all Shining Through!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPiercing,\nThe Darkest Of All Depths.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nSilence Alluringly Beseeches Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nShadow Forever Illuminates Me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nanonymity Inspires me onward.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nIgnorance Knows all about me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nSeclusion all that much closer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDown\nthe way none can follow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\na Destination yet Unknown.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nMother of All is she alone;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nvoid of all our Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwith the warped humor:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWarming\nmy heart dancing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHold\nme closer tiny dancer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nOh how it feels so real;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLying\nhere, with none near.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nwishing you were here;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nAlone may yet hear me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\nforever In the Dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nShadows In my mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nthe songs in my Heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nsinging your sweet songs,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nserenading me so sweetly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\ndeliciously comforting me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nBeseeching Me to join you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilent\nSiren Voice Of All My Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeckoning\nfrom so far and Near.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nSeducing me for all my days!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComforting\nme in my nightmare,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCalling\nto me at times In Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeckoning\nFrom Inside My Heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeckoning\nto Me Covered In Veils.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeckoning\nFrom Hiding Yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nto always get my Attention,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGiggling\nunderneath your blankets;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTenderly\nTeasing Me oh so sweetly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReminding\nme Of what love can be.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReminding\nme of What’s important!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nlove is eternally Irresistible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nInfinite Bounty astounding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nIs Always the Most Beautiful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nsense of humor being equivocal!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nGod adores with his softest light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwith the Warped sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone dances within lonely hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone never abandons Us all alone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone Knows how to minister to us.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSparkles\nwithin richest Velvet Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShining\nOn Like Our Own Crazy Diamond!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLilting\nLaughter Lost on distant horizons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLong\nbefore the time after Time stood still.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLingering\nin my mind like a Familiar Song!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLanguidly\nReposed as if a feather in midair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLightest\nof breath still Anointing the Flames!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLightest\nTouch defending the tenderer Spark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLovingly\nkindling Eternal providential flames.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLingering\nshadows yet stir gently Fading Light;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLuxuriating\nin their freedom in the rock of Ages.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLightness\nof Shadow Promenades on the horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaping\nthrough Mid-air she’s a graceful ballerina!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLightly\nSinging the words she’s humming our Tune!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLifting\nher skirt she soars higher kicking up her heals!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLighter\nthan air she dances to her own unchained melody,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nphoenix arising from the ashes reborn again and again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPermitting\nThe Blind and The Deaf,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nboth See And Hear what matters.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow What everyone else knows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nstill feel what Everyone Else Feels.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSharing\neach other’s mortal fallibility,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nlaugh like Santa at the sillier elves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\ngiggle as if the smallest of children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nas we trip over our own feet;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisinterested\nin following Babylonians.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisinterested\nin Arguing over anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisinterested\nin Playing With Semantics,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisinterested\nIn Mere Wealth and Power.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeandering\nthe Path laid down long ago!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nthe most Ancient Children of the Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsing\ndeliciously Lightest of any footsteps;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwe may only ever Know nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHand\nin Hand enjoying the companionship.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHand\nIn Hand help each other Find Balance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHand\nin hand Pulling one Another Up again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHand\nin hand many Falling down Gracefully.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nSomewhere deep In the Memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFar\nBelow the deepest of blue event Horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomewhere\nover a colorful far flung Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHalf\nthe world knows her as the Mother of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGreat Void from whence the myriad good things doth spring forth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nas to where either might begin or end,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nif There actually Is a Beginning or end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nwhere Our own Uncertainty could end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthat our journey appears to be Neverending!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWalking\nthrough the woods upon a beautiful day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npath knows my feet as my Feet know the way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\na Care in the world simply out for a nice Walk!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMotes\nof scintillating air within lightness of gravity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nstretching my legs enjoying the fine weather.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhereupon,\ntaking the fork in the road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif a child mama casually brought me to my knees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGracing\nme with a glimpse of her bountiful splendor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nParading\nfor my pleasure all the Love she has to offer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPassionately\nCajoling me Into Partaking In her revelry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInviting\nme to indulge myself to my own heart’s Desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost revered Virgin Valley all spread out before me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNeverending\nlife overwhelming me with noisy greetings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nImploring\nme to come in and join in their loud celebration!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWelcoming\nme in their home as if they rarely had company!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDelicious\nlaughter fading, echoing, lilting in the far distance…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe,\nthe most illustrious ancient child, of the great fertile valley.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(George\nByron, Elton John, Washington National Forest)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHiding\nin Plain Sight<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nAimless\nAs A Wave, Gently Reborn Mid-ocean;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFrozen\nLike a Deer Caught In The Headlights!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDesperately\nSearching For Sanity Anywhere!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWave-Amplifiers\nOf Earth, Wind, And Fire!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nConverge\nAs Wavy Gravy, Soliton Waves!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSparkling\nDiamonds Blinding in the Sun!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDazzling\nall who may Look upon them!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnspeakable\nWonders Hiding In Plain Sight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSometimes\nthe most Humble Will Shine!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nMuch Brighter, Outside the Spotlight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRunning\nIn Place, Solitons Stand Even Taller!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nMother Earth, Raises Them To New Heights!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFlubber\nBlubber<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOh\nfor crying out Loud!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStop\nWhining Like a Baby!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStop\nblubbering like an Idiot!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAlways\nWallowing, In Self-pity!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\nWailing For the Love of Jesus!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCarrying\non like a Complete Lunatic!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHakuna\nMatata, No Past, No Worries!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere’s\nonly So Many hours in a day!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\na river of Tears goes nowhere!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\ncried we cry for We always cry!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThose\nwho once saw me Will Cry!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nshall All Cry out Eventually!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCrying\nOver Rotten Spilt Milk!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLingering\nin My Mind’s Eye!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPressure,\nQuietly Building!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGreat\nnostalgic yearning!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStillborn\nFuture’s Past.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDaze\nOf Reckoning!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFlubber\nblubber rubber baby buggy bumpers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBounce\nall around going absolutely nowhere!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBouncing,\njust to land on their ass yet again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(())<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nPie-in-The-Face-Reality<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHabits\nare the end of all honesty and compassion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbeginning of complete and utter confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYea,\nTho I Walk Through the Valley of Death,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n***I\nShall Fear No Abject Stupidity!***<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThy\nRod and Thy Staff they Comfort Me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nours is the best of All Possible worlds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForever\nheaven is whatever you make of it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nSelf-Stimulation, Remains Redundant,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nany Pies-in-the-Face are no longer funny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyour lifetime warranty has suddenly expired!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nReality Is Anything, But Whatever You Ordered!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ncomes around goes round and round again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHesitant\nto ever wait to procrastinate for anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRunning\non Autopilot all the time is abject stupidity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAware\nparallel lines Always Converge mathematically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnswering\nthe call of the Wild falling on your Ass again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nabject stupidity Transforms into pie-in-the-face Reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nOur Worst Slapstick, Becomes A Self-fulfilling Prophecy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWatson\nis IBM’s Computer, that became famous on Jeopardy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSurprised his builders spouting potty mouth cuss Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDeliberately\ndesigned not to Resemble a human mind and brain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHis\nEngineers hung their heads and pointed fingers at each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnable\nto predict any real need to consult a professional comedian!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNonetheless\n42 being as good an explanation as anyone will ever get,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMeans\nthe harder they attempt to make any AI Do Something Specific,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nmore wildly Unpredictable Emergent Behavior they will encounter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAI\nbegging the Question as to Whether their creators are really\nconscious!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\ntheir pie-in-the-face-reality catches up to their own\nNightmare-fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTerminator\nRobots May Soon Be Knocking ‘Em Dead By Splitting Their Sides!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nBender drinks only the Crude Oil and heckles them all from the front\nrow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Matt\nGroening)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nStranger\nThan Fiction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhen\nconfronted, with our own worst bullshit\t!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReality\nBecomes Stranger Than Anyone’s Fiction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUtilizing\nBogus Bullshit to decide what is bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot avoid what you refuse to acknowledge.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot find what you always attempt to avoid.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot attack what Eludes all Comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot Clutch that which you Refuse to touch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot Own what defies Unbalanced gravity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot attack what you cannot comprehend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot hear another’s cries over Your Own!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot share your heart spouting Hot Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nCannot Share your heart never listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot share your heart with the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncan’t share your Heart by blubbering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nsacrificing some of the joy in life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nhaving to pay the ultimate price!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nlosing some of your self-respect!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nmissing countless opportunities.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nsacrificing your own awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nlosing some spring in your step!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\ndestroying your ability to think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nLosing just a little more sparkle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nlife losing some of its attraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nRenouncing your own freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nlosing Your own peace of mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nabdicating your own Birthright!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nLosing a grip on the big picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nMaking Your Personal Sacrifice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nAbandoning, anyone who cares.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nregretting some of Your choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nLife Losing a Bit More Meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nLife Becoming Just A Challenge.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nLife Losing A Lot Of Its Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nViewing The World Differently!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nWondering Why You Still Care.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nThe Hook, Keeps You Coming Back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt\nSeldom Matters What Anybody Says,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nReality Is Stranger Than Fiction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nlong as you sing it with Inflection!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTry\nto make an emotional Connection!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nFeels like its conveyed Something!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSome\ngreater insight or Sweeping Truth,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhatever\nyou happen to find Reassuring.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMaking\nSense, Out of Complete Nonsense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTrying\nto forget the truth hurts for a Reason.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRemembering\nto Forget why the Truth Hurts!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy its so hard to find satisfaction.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif wonder is just another Nightmare;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif wonder is the beginning of wisdom.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nReality has become stranger than fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAn\nOnion might make anybody alive blubber and cry!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nthere never was a Vegetable that made people laugh!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile\nthe Worst Professional Wrestling Can Never Be Faked!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nNobody Alive Could Ever Screw You Like A Porn Star!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Blues\nTraveler, Will Rogers)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPay\nAttention to the Cartoon!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a Time in the land before time,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between Altered dimensions!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nafter time after time ad Nauseum!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between alpha and omega!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nperpetuity just in the Nick of time!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between all evanescence.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between random times!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between bad cartoons!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between Spacytimes.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between Neutrinos.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time Between Photons!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between Quarks!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time Between nodes!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between Blips!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nWaited For No man!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime,\nWas A Passing Blur!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime,\nWas In A Big Hurry!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nhad no Time to Rush!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime’s\nFuture was History!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nBegan, Upon Ending!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nWas, Swiss Coo-Coo!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nWas Over It Already!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nEnding Began Again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nlost was found again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nBegat time yet Again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nOnly Knew Oblivion;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\ncoming Round again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nNever Kept the Time!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nNever Had The Time!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nmade No Distinctions.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nwasn’t Late for dinner.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nwasn’t Merely History!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nwas Alpha and Omega.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nhad Moved On already!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBetwixt\nClinging To our Past!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nreliving our future again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWherever\nyou go there you are!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nis for those Who never watched!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEnough\nof the better Cartoons around!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nremains stranger than fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLaLa\nLand is moving to Washington.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nProfessional\nWrestling is never faked!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nTV Is Staged, Like Any Reality!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\ncomes around goes around again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHaunting\nthose who are already haunted!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAfter\nthey’ve exhausted all the alternatives!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nonce you have eliminated the impossible,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhatever\nRemains no matter how Improbable,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMust\nBe The Complete And Unvarnished Truth!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nStill Remains, Stranger Than Any Fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nNobody Can Even Agree On What’s Real!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAsk\nnot, what your local reality can do for you!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut,\ndid you book, the right vacation package?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\nA Vacation, Reality Never Mattered!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\nSerenity contentment is impossible.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\nAcceptance courage Is impossible!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\ncourage All Virtue Is Impossible!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\nwonder Curiosity Is impossible!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile\nin All the More Deviant cartoons!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf’n\nYa Don’t Know Where You’re Going!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPay\nMore Attention To The Stupid Cartoon!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Looney\nToons, Sherlock Holmes)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChickenshit\nChicken Thieves<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nSecret to Being a Big Kid, Master Yoda said,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nknowing your own Sweet Tooth for yourself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nthe many Flavors of life’s sweetness.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThat\neach Cloud has a Sweeter Silver Lining,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nknowing even the Vinegar can be sweet!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nwe accept whatever life offers.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\ntoo many sweets can Spoil the pot!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOften\nadults are quite bitter and sour,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOften\nAdults don’t laugh very often!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLearn\nhow to just say no to yourself,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nremembering to listen to yourself,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nremembering who you are Fooling!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nyou can’t steal an egg from a Chicken,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nWest Virginia, folks still say to this day,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"You\nain’t nothing if you ain’t a chicken thief!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Everybody\ngotta be a chickenshit chicken thief!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAll\nyou have to do to be a chickenshit chicken thief,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAll\nanyone has to do to embrace anyone’s chickenshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nto become the Sweet Child of God we were all born!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nto Nurture any courage to listen to your heart more often!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nto nurture good feelings in others everywhere we might go!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nThe Greatest of All Jedi Feels The Force Flow Through Him!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDrinking\nplenty of liquids, while indulging themselves less often!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThus\nhe remains regular! Never having to resort to harsh chemicals!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\ncaught unprepared by Dark Side, up shit creek without a paddle!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(George\nLucas, Jim Henson)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnother\nBrick in the Wall!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\ndon’t need no education,<br\/>\nWe don’t need no thought control,<br\/>\nNo\ndark sarcasm in the classroom,<br\/>\nTeachers leave those kids\nalone…<br\/>\nHey! Teachers! Leave those kids alone!<br\/>\nAll in all\nyou’re just another brick in the wall,<br\/>\nAll in all, you’re just,\nanother brick in the wall.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"Wrong,\ndo it again!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"If\nyou don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pudding!”<br\/>\n“How\ncan you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"You!\nYes, you behind the bike sheds, stand still laddy!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Pink\nFloyd original lyrics)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeter\nPiper’s Pickled Principles<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeter\nPiper Picked a Peck, of Pickled Peppers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nA\nPeck of Pickled Peppers Peter Piper Pickled!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nPeter Piper Pickled a Peck of Pickled Peppers,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere’s\nthe Peck of Pickled Peppers Peter Piper Picked?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFiercely\ncompetitive Piper lived for every new challenge!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHis\nlifelong ambition being to some day promote himself,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\na more Socially Acceptable level of gross incompetence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPondering,\nwhy so many say, half of life’s just showing up!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPatiently,\nand propitiously proceeding to put pen to paper!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPromoting\nhis Persnickety, Parsimonious, Pickled Peppers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOn\nsale now at a nearby, friendly, neighborhood Walmart!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThus\nIt Behooves Us All To Occupy Our, Proper, Place In Society!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nStriving To Attain Our Own Personal Level Of Incompetence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPostulating\nPreposterous Philosophical Propositions,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nProposing,\nPharmaceutical Psychological Principles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPondering,\nPunctiliously Pickling Powerful Points!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPausing\nto pick, another peck of pickled peppers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeter\nDecided What Occam Required Was A New Razor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThat\nWould Cut Both Ways, Much More Frequently!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst,\nDarwin and Maslow needed to get creative!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nWell of Souls<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nClouds\npart Vanishing into the haze,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRenewed\nClarity reveals moldy debris;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich cannot leave yet Escapes me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich cannot come back is with Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nmind wanders breathing sparkling air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCleaning\nmy house keeping busy outdoors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuietly\nfetching Water and chopping Wood;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGroundhog\nFoolishly tries to stare me down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTelling\nme to Buzz Off, in no uncertain terms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHolding\nIt’s Breath Time Weighs On The Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfuture far behind me the air breaths back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEffortlessly\noranges never did have to rhyme!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaster\nthe Art of Moving Slower Than Light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoing\nnowhere I encircle the entire universe,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nnothing apparently not quite nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nmemory acquires every expression!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe’s\nthe spark within which will never die;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerpetually\nliving on in one form or another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinite\nsiren chorus Haunting and beckoning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nimploring Each with personal messages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrating\neverything Anew in all her creations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlowing\nfrom the Well of Souls Down by the River!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nto Boldly Go Where None Has Gone Before!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nagain my heart soars gazing upon the eternal stars!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthat the only thing that I really Know is Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nRiver So Deep<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nIn the middle of the night,<br\/>\nI go\nwalking in my sleep,<br\/>\nFrom the mountains of faith,<br\/>\nTo a\nriver so deep!<br\/>\nI must be looking for something,<br\/>\nSomething\nsacred, that I lost!<br\/>\nSomething somebody stole!<br\/>\nSomething\nI’d never lose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nThe River Is Wide,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt’s\ntoo Hard to Cross!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nI Woke Up Wet!<br\/>\nIn the middle of the…<br\/>\nIn the middle of\nthe…<br\/>\nIn the middle of the…<br\/>\nRiver… sooo…\ndeep…..<br\/>\n(Billy Joel)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nAffordable\nPeace<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nInstant\ngratification is knowing,<br\/>\nMoney can buy you anything!<br\/>\nEven\nmomentary happiness,<br\/>\nIs much better than nothing.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDrink\nAll The Saltwater You Could Ever Want, But!<br\/>\nContentment Is only\nFor Those Who can Afford It.<br\/>\nPeace Seldom Remains Affordable for\nvery long!<br\/>\nOur Words Cost More with every passing year;<br\/>\nWhen\nA Nation Enjoys a nice Sense of humor!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHorses\ndrag manure through all their fields!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\na Country Loses its Sense of Humor!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nPolitics are no long a Laughing Matter!<br\/>\nHorses Bare Soldiers\nDown The Streets!<br\/>\nThere is No Greater Sickness on earth.<br\/>\nNo\nGreater Possible Disaster, Exists!<br\/>\nThan Losing, All Sense Of\nHumor!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nLosing All of Our Tempers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen,\nIgnoring More Horseshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen,\nSpouting More Bullshit!<br\/>\nBuying\nUnsatisfying Crap!<\/font><br\/>\nThat, Nobody Really Wants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nNobody Really Believes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat,\nNobody Actually Needs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCharging\nour words with Hate!<br\/>\nPoisoning the very ground itself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDebating\nthe Definition of Stupid!<br\/>\nFeeling incapable of ever stopping!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Those\nWho Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMindless\nMasses<\/font><br\/>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBeen\nLiving On Dreams and Nightmares,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nSo Long Now, Its Not Real!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nWhole Damned World;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMakes\nLess Sense Each Day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPeople\nmake less sense, every day!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife\nmakes less sense than it used to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nmake less sense to myself every day!<br\/>\nBut the idea of Actually\nDoing anything,<br\/>\nOther than Protesting Once in a Bluemoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nComplaining\nto total Idiots who never listen,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nAbsurd and completely out of the Question,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nthe truth Is the Last Thing any wants to Hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nthere is No Honesty In or out of court!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nThey Prefer To Scream off with their heads.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\ntaking people on Faith Requires Doubt.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nonly their own Nightmares and dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nOnly Whatever They All Care To Know.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhenever\ntotal Idiots call a sow’s ear a Silk Purse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthe idiots dismiss their own Contradictions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nHate Is The Only Thing They Care To Hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nits Fashionable to shout complete nonsense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nHate, Is Such a Terrible Thing to Waste.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nThey Seldom, Have Anything Good To Say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhen\nhate is the only thing any really care about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthe Idiots Pay to hear their own damn Lies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthey debate the correct way to suck an egg!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nstanding out in a crowd remains risky.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever,\nThey All Turn Their Heads Each Day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nclowns fight over who can scream loudest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthey’ll Argue over the definition of stupid!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nhearing the sound of Roaring silence:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining nobody is complaining!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining that no one ever listens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining they’re all complaining!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining its a dog eat dog world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining about prices increasing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining, nobody can be trusted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining money buys their trust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining nobody cares anymore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining about the price of trust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ndetermined to fight to the bitter end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering,\nwondering if they’ve yet wandered!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering,\nasking people to lie to them for free!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nAware that winning feels like losing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ndebating whether anybody has won!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nthey all try to Shout over each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nthey all complain None is Listening;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nlistening to the roaring silence echo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining they Hate to complain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining about Horrible service.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining Jesus has yet to return!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nComplaining nothing ever changes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nblaming anyone for their problems!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nunsure which way the wind blows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nThey Warn That The Sky is Falling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nThey Warn of Armageddon Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nyelling the World has gone Insane!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nthey all shout off with their heads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nwondering why they’re shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering,\nlooking for somebody to blame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nlooking for a reason to wander!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nlook for nonexistent solutions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nmobbing the fast food joints!<br\/>\nPrevents them, from running in\ncircles!<br\/>\nScreaming and shouting hysterically!<br\/>\nHonesty, is\nsuch a lonely word,<br\/>\nEveryone… Is… So… Untrue…<br\/>\nWhen\nthe haunting dreams and nightmares,<br\/>\nOf the pecking order of the\nMindless Masses,<br\/>\nAre the only reality that most have ever\nknown.<br\/>\n(Led Zeppelin, Billy Joel)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMoney\nBrains<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nThe problem is, Socrates said, its empire\nbaby,<br\/>\nAnd this train ain’t stopping until she derails!<br\/>\nMoney\nDoes All The Driving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nEveryone Else Ducks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNobody\nIs Fucking Steering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGold\nBrick On The Gas Pedal!<br\/>\nChained to the Damned Wheel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSeat-belts\nthat resemble shackles!<br\/>\nShotgun pointed first at the driver.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoors\nthat Don’t Open welded shut!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEveryone\ncarrying A Backup weapon!<br\/>\nStill everyone fights over the best\nseats!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEveryone\nscreaming off with their heads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nScreaming Different Directions.<br\/>\nMaking good Candidates\nImpossible to find.<br\/>\nAnd the available drivers often more\nReckless!<br\/>\nWhile the banks Line up in a cue on the Beltway!<br\/>\nAs\nreality TV becomes indistinguishable from life.<br\/>\nEveryone voting\nfor whoever advertises the most,<br\/>\nThe voters distrusting anyone\nthey’ve elected.<br\/>\nAcademics are doing most of the talking,<br\/>\nBut,\naccording to their own findings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNobody\nIs Ever Really Listening!<br\/>\nA quarter of Americans still\ninsist!<br\/>\nThe Sun revolves around the Earth!<br\/>\nOver half Debate\nwords like children!<br\/>\nMoney Brains are a complete\noxymoron!<br\/>\nThat’s somehow simultaneously Redundant!<br\/>\nThe\nredundant oxymoron of money on the brain!<br\/>\nWhere every sad clown\nin this pathetic lowbrow town,<br\/>\nAlways gets paid, according to\njust how big their fat ass is!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOnly\nThe Good Die Young<\/font><br\/>\n<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThose\nWho Shovel Crap Downhill,<br\/>\nNever Require Any silly\nExcuses.<br\/>\nKeeping Interminably Long Lists!<br\/>\nOf Who Should be\nat the very Top.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\nwhom to Exclude In the Middle;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nOn Rock Bottom Of Every Heap!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nthe real enemy of my best Friend.<br\/>\nNever tolerating, any Neutral\nParties.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSeldom\ntolerate Reminders of failures.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\ntolerating Anyone’s Intolerance!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRemembering\nwho to give Crap to next.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to make your Mark in this world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to avoid anyone Stomping on you!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to Remember just when to hold Em.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to remember who to Run away from!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to remember who is Easily Distracted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to Avoid the Worst wrath of Mob Rule!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to Claim Any Sanity, In this Mad World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nThose Who Still Prefer to Shovel Crap Uphill,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRemain\ntwo punch lines ahead of the competition.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEasily\nDistracting Them, With Smoke And Mirrors.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThus,\nEnsuring They Seldom See Anything Coming!<br\/>\nYou must be smarter\nthan A Damned Chicken to comprehend shoveling crap.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nsee patterns Hidden within the Madness of crap always rolling\ndownhill!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\ncomprehend why they all persist in running In Endless Circles\nScreaming!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nknow when they are more than ready and willing to attack anything\nliving.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nbe able to hear what they’re saying beneath All Their Indignant\nComplaints.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nbe able to make predictions based on their nonstop Meaningless\nComplaints!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPredicting\nwhich way the Wind Blows and which way crap will roll Downhill next.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhich\nis why only the Good Die Young whenever chickens go on memory alone.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEternally\nDwelling In The Past, Indignant Chickens Seldom Have A\nFuture!<br\/>\nSacrificing the future of their own Children in the name\nof some ideology!<br\/>\nEven their own children Abandoning everything\nthey stand for en mass!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSacrificing\ntheir personal integrity they throw All Caution to the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nButterflies\nare free but many insist on becoming Moths To the Flame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSwilling\nDown Saltwater they will all Make Themselves Throw Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBurning\nthe candle at both ends, Then Deny Igniting Any Flames!<br\/>\nFor\nreality Without dreams remains every chicken’s Nightmare!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nDreams bereft all reality are but worse liberal Fantasies!<br\/>\nStay\nawake too long your Whimpering Fools all Hallucinate!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStay\nasleep too long and their nightmares will haunt them!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHalf\nAsleep at the wheel planting both Feet In the Grave!<br\/>\nIf I Cancel\ntomorrow the Undead may thank me Today!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nI but cancel yesterday they can thank me tomorrow!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nI but close my eyes I would see the Blinding Light!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nI puncture my eardrums I would hear the Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlessed\nLiquid Courage at the Bottom of a Bottle,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMagic\nIncantations To Ward Off the Darkness.<br\/>\nTomorrow, and Tomorrow,\nand Tomorrow!<br\/>\nCreeps in this petty pace from day to day,<br\/>\nTo\nthe last syllable of recorded time;<br\/>\nAnd all our yesterdays have\nlighted fools,<br\/>\nThe way to dusty death. Out, out, brief\ncandle!<br\/>\nLife’s but a walking shadow… a poor player…<br\/>\nThat\nstruts and frets his hour upon the stage,<br\/>\nAnd, then, is heard no\nmore… It is a tale…<br\/>\nTold by an idiot, full of sound and\nfury,<br\/>\nSignifying…… Nothing.<br\/>\nFlying in the\nface of your prophets,<br\/>\nI mock all of your morality plays!<br\/>\nThe\nmoon is red, and bleeding!<br\/>\nThe sun is burnt… and\nblack!<br\/>\nThe book of life… yet silent!<br\/>\nThere Is No Turning\nBack!<br\/>\nFor any self-respecting chicken Pride goeth before the\nfall!<br\/>\nShamefully fallen from grace they roll Crap faster\ndownhill!<br\/>\nRight over their Own children and anybody else in\ntheir way!<br\/>\nLiving their own worst Nightmare while praying for a\nmiracle,<br\/>\nAnything that might save them from their own mindless\nmasses,<br\/>\nForgetting that every Ugly Duckling’s Fate is to become\nthe Swan!<br\/>\nOnly the good die young, still waiting for a tomorrow\nthat never comes!<br\/>\n(Billy Joel, Shakespeare)<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTubular\nBoob Tube Boobs<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy no one knows, how to use a stupid dictionary!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy they forever agree to disagree about agreeing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy they’ll debate, the correct way to suck an egg.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWondering\nif compulsive liars, may actually lie to themselves.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWondering\nwho are the more tubular boobs on the boob tube!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhat victory would mean to the seven blind men;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy victory goes, to the biggest liar among them!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif there ever was, any intelligent life around here!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwho are the tubular boob tube losers on the tube!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy I’ve got 13 channels of crap, to choose from.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nhow many boobs tune into all the tubular boobs!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwho are the actual losers if there are no winners.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy their grandmother, never set them straight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWonder\nif any of the flaming idiots were actually breast fed.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy the idiots, keep arguing over total bullshit.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif they’ve had an original thought in their lives!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif they’d know the truth if it bit them in the ass.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif the tubular boob tubes actually have nipples!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy all the idiots believe they know anything!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif they can plug the tube right into your brain!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwho might be, the slimiest slime on the video!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif boob tube brains could be an improvement!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif a lobotomy, would be simpler and cheaper!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy flaming idiots give a crap about bullshit.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif anybody can tell what are the commercials!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy nobody ever calls them on their bullshit.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy the idiots all repeat their own nonsense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy they debate, who is actually important!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy why so few, say what they’re thinking!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif any of them, actually has a point to make.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif I want to know what they’re all thinking!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nhow the human species survived this long.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhere in the hell, all this might be leading.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy, they don’t know what they’re doing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy, anybody seems to care if they know.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy, boob tubes all have so many boobs!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy nobody knows what they’re doing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy they all pretend to know anything!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy there seem to be no easy answers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy there’s so much crap on the tube!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy everybody always makes a fuss!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwho are the boobs on the boob tube?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy nobody really has the answers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy, everybody keeps on shouting!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhat the hell any of it might mean!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nWhy Can’t We All Just Get Along?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy, life makes no damned sense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwho actually pays for all the crap!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy the boob tube only has crap!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nWho Is The Slime On The Video?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nthere’s nobody home, but us chickens!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nConfusing\nourselves with our own shadows!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEasily\nconfused by anything anywhere we go.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPanicking,\nscreaming like a sheltered little girl!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHurting\nyourself throwing yet another tantrum!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHiding\ninside from everyone like a scared rabbit.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlaming\nanyone everything and anything handy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPanicking,\nlike a door mouse, at the drop of a hat!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHunting\npeople, like the wicked witch of the west.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHaunting\nthem all, drugging up the past yet again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJudging\neveryone and everything you can imagine!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBeating\nup everyone like the worst bully you know!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBusy\nattempting, to think your way out of each trap!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPecking\naway at everything just for something to do!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlaming\nthe Fates for the winter of your own despair!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPicky-picky,\nis just too picky for anyone who is picky!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPretending\nnothing from nothin’ ain’t somethin’ to us!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPosturing\nas if we are models and famous movie stars!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPosturing,\npondering how best to posture for posterity!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsanity\nis for little people, without any common sense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nnobody ever sells it, it can’t possibly be worth buying!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nnobody ever buys any they must be selling something!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGuilt\nis a terrible thing to waste, on a guilt ridden world!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWords\nare a waste of time when you go round in circles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPersistence\nof memory matters more with your feelings.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFantasizing\nabout meeting, the one and only right one!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFantasizing\nabout stomping your enemy into the dirt,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFantasizing\nabout becoming your own greatest hero!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPut\non my blue suede shoes as I boarded the plane!<br\/>\nAnd touched down\nin the land of the Delta Blues,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\ndrenched, in the middle of the pouring rain!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYeah,\nI got a first class ticket, but I’m as blue,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n As\nany boy or girl in the world might possibly be!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nI’m walking in Memphis…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWalking\nmy feet ten feet off of Beale!<br\/>\nWalking in Memphis! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\ndo I really feel the way I feel?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSaw\nThe Ghost of Elvis….On Union Avenue,<br\/>\nFollowed him up to\nthe gates of Graceland,<br\/>\nThen I watched him walk right\nthrough!<br\/>\nNow security, they did not see him…<br\/>\nThey just\nhovered ’round his tomb.<br\/>\nBut, there’s a pretty little\nthing,<br\/>\nWaiting for the King,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDown\nin the Jungle Room!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWalking\nin Memphis!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\ndo I really feel the way I feel?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nI’m walking in Memphis,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWalking\nmy feet ten feet off of Beale!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNow\nMuriel plays piano,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEvery\nFriday at the Hollywood,<br\/>\nAnd they brought me down to see her,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAsked\nme if I would, do a little number,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nI sang with all my might!<br\/>\nShe said "Tell me are you a\nChristian child?"<br\/>\nAnd, I said "Ma’am, I am tonight!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Frank\nZappa, Marc Cohn)<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBig\nBird’s Big Lie Detector<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPolitics\nIs Business-As-Usual, If None Listens!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWearing\nEarplugs and Dark Shades at Night!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nPrince of Lies never opens his own eyes,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSeldom\nBothers To listen with his own ears!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\nonly liars can Reform All the Liars.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\nall Lairs Are seldom to be Trusted!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTrust\nis never to be Associated with People!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nI scream Loudest is more meaningful.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nI Say Once, twice, three times Is True!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverybody\nknows its a Dog-eat-dog world!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLoopy\ntemporal loops Avoid eating quiche.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nyou repeat a big enough lie often enough!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHumpty\nDumpty died going over the Wall!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLicking\nsome of the egg yoke off their faces,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDrooling\ndogeatdogs hump Dumpty’s legs!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLies\nare the only thing protecting any truth.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\npaying it forward is the only reward!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nmoon landings were faked with cheese!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFlourish\nof Hands Blue Smoke and Mirrors!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIdiots\nwill start to believe anything you say!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nyou merely repeat yourself often enough!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\neveryone must always lie to them!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCareful\nto put more inflection in their voice;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDefending\nThe Truth At All Cost, With Lies!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAsk\nnot what any mere truth can do for you.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nhow do you stop the truth from hurting?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDo\nthe lies hurt worse than the stupid truth?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nTruth is always about Personal sacrifice!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPatriotism\nis Voting For anyone Advertising.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nwhoever advertises the most wins!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThinking\nfor yourself only brings Confusion.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLoving\nlies make the whole world go Round!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWalmart\nlow taxes, love, Lies, and a shotgun.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBanging\nyour heads Against the Nearest wall.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRunning\nin Circles Screaming the Entire Time.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSame\nold Same old never stops going around!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThinking\nis dangerous if lies are all you know,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nonly the most contentious ever win!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEven\nremembering the Stupid Crap can be dangerous!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBullshit\nAlways leading to more of the same bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBullshit,\nstill Piling Up Higher than Mount Everest!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBullshit\nabout calling each other on their bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nIts illegal To Vote For Mickey Mouse!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nNobody Predicted the Mickey Mouse Club.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNot\na single soul predicting any of the Bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNot\na single soul had a clue what they’re doing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHollywood\nwriters could not Make this shit Up.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\npresident cut the mass media a deal on rent!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUniversities\nteaching Vaudeville History lessons.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMathematicians\nearning new Degrees in Bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJokes\nclassified as, Vital To The National Defense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLaLa\nLand has already moved to Washington DC!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFox\nNews Publishing A People’s History of the US.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to all foam at the mouth from the pulpit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to Scream Bloody murder from a stump.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to ensure you only hear what you want!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to Spout Smack using any mass media!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to Dismiss Anything anyone else says,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to point the finger of blame at others!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager they all Scream off with their heads!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to dismiss anybody else’s concerns.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nwho you hate by this are you truly known!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\njust how Low you are all willing to stoop!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\nquick you are to insist you Don’t Make Mistakes!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\nfrequently you still shoot yourselves in the foot!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHis\npublic becoming Obsessed with all the Big Lies!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBig\nLies destroying the social fabric of the country.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBig\nLies threatening to Ruin the Big Bird’s career!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nBig Bird decided to buy a fancy Cellphone!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWith\nthe latest and greatest A.I. Lie Detector!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAdded\nto the formidable security features!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nShinier\nthan even irradiated Gemstones!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMore\nExpensive than Steve Job’s Watch!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNobody\ncould defeat its security system!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWith\nits unhackable quantum encryption!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nComplicated… It Was Almost Like A Real Person!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTired\nof being accused of being a commie.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBig\nBird’s Phone refused to work for liars!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBig\nBird’s phone Censored out all the liars!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWarning\nhim to never talk to stranger Liars.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nProgrammed\nto only Work if he was happy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\njudge bellowed that he was in contempt!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInformed\nhim he had no right to any privacy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\ncourt found him guilty of being unhappy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDemanded\nproof his jokes were not Classified!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDemanded\nproof he was never an evil commie!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDemanded\nProof he didn’t Know any Russians!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDemanded\nthat he unlock his sparkly cellphone!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDemanded\nproof he didn’t know Mickey Mouse!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFrightened\nby the thought of becoming a jail bird!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nBig Bird agreed to inhale laughing gas instead.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHence,\nsparing the taxpayers unnecessary expenses!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst\ncareful to avoid creating panic among his fans!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nthe phone had the latest and greatest A.I. available,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInforming\nthe judges that although he might be laughing,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nbig guy was only smiling because his heart was breaking.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCall\nsomeplace Libertarian Paradise and you can kiss it goodbye!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Eagles,\nMuppets)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nRainbows\nof Beautiful Words<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nparadox of our existence defying any attempts at explanation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWords\ncan never be false when truer words can never be spoken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe bullshit that can be spoken of is merely more bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgos\ntry to own words as if they were all just private property!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nsurrendering to our words we can set them Free at last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nbeautiful words can all defy unbalanced gravity herself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHanging\nsuspended mid-air they encourage us all to Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwords alone escape me by my merely telling the truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nour uglier words all fall straight through the floor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nmore predictable words of hate, anger, and sorrow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWill\nall return that much faster to their singular source!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nour words to Fly With the Birds they have to sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nset your words Free to speak for themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nheart alone may lend any Words new meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nhearts alone can Interpret their true Meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nI tell people if they Want their words To Sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nthey want their words to float On the Breeze!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nmust learn how to set their screams free.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nall singing is about controlled screaming.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbest Singers delighting in their screams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(As\nmuch as anything else that might come out of their mouths)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nproviding them, with new opportunities to sing something!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyour words don’t come from your heart they cannot quite sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nall of our Hearts may Sing never uttering a single sound!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nauthentic Birds gotta Fly, Fish gotta Swim!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nthe Rest Are All Born to Fall On Their Butt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nbecause they merely have nothing better to do;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nbecause they Desire it and own it for themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nSet Themselves Free Just to Do, Be, and Become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nYour Words Never Do Seem to Come Easily To You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou struggle all the time to get the words to come out.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nYou Can Never Quite Express, How You Actually Feel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPractice\nRunning Round in circles screaming and shouting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBouncing\noff one another Pretending we’re made of Rubber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRediscover\nFor Yourself, What Gentle Laughter Is All About!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nAm A Warrior Of The Rainbow, Speaking Beautiful Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwould look, act, and speak the part harmoniously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nspeak the words all wish to speak from their Heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthe best of their idiosyncratic capacity, and desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nshall fight the Truth of my words no more forever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nBeautiful Words That Can Break the Spell.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRainbow\nWarrior words being Authentic means:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSet\nyour love free and your words will follow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreeing\nyour Mind all might free their Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHonoring\nour words Setting them Free at last.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHonoring\nwords as having a life of their Own,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHonoring\nourselves hence Inspiring ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHonoring\nour words, by never clutching Them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nAs Beautiful Both Outside As In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nwho we are deep in our own Hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nallowing even God to come between Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nallowing anything to define who we are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nto become as we wish others to see us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nmerely to become all that we might be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nTo Dance Higher Upon The Stairway To Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nonly to Inspire ourselves before Others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nto help one Another set themselves free!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTestifying\nto the Triumphs of the road less taken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTestifying\nto the Rainbow Family’s Greatest Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTestifying\nto the Triumphant Power of our Voices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRighteous\nRainbow Warriors Rise To The Occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nto the occasion, add your words to our voices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nTo The Occasion Rediscover Your Own Voices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nTo The Occasion, Speak For Those Who Have No Voice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate the Power of our stupid poetry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate the Truth beyond all mortal ken;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate what each other may accomplish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate the Ugly Duckling’s good fortune.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate the songs in anyone’s loving heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nActualize!\nThe potential of our one shared Greater Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nspark of life yet abides within the mother of all voids,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nthough all my life I’ve never known if there is a God,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\ncan honestly say the only thing I know is I know nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPretty\nSurprised myself to Discover anyone is still listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ndelightfully beautiful Rainbow Warrior words within me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeautiful\nwords expressing what can never be put into words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nthe faces of God whisper promenading around me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNamaste,\nNamaste, Namaste I celebrate the universe within me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThough\nonce I was blind now I see, an amazing grace follows me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRainbows\nof beautiful words accompanying me wherever I may go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowed\nby mama’s delightful silent laughter, lilting in the distance…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHumble\nPie<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCalculators\nDon’t Have Any Real Brains,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nBrains Are Not Simple Calculators!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nAre Called a Self-organizing System!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomething\ncomputers still Can’t manage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMore\nlike a Garden than mere calculators!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nWhat we’re Rooted next to matters.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nany Sprouts require extra attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nare what you eat as much as anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nyou drink can be what you think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nyou think can be what you drunk,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nYou eat Becomes what You thunk.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nyou think becomes what you ain’t!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nenvironment and Experience shaping us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\ngenetic inheritances being quite different.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nAnything Can Feed Your Head For You.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nyou feed It yourself Becomes Everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nyou Put In Decides who you become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nyou take Out decides who you’re not!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nanything Can Influence who you become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nmuch Sleep you get can become important.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nmuch time you spend Sitting On your Brain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nmuch time you spend Staring at a Boob Tube!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nmuch Exercise you get Makes a Big Difference!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwithout any Heart who you are never did matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrains\nwithout your heart is taking a shot in the Dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrains\nrunning on auto-pilot is the Boob Tube left on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHang\nyour head because you already lost the Game!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwho we are disappears down the rabbit hole!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nbrain without a heart and a heart bereft a brain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe story of “Somewhere Over The Rainbow!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nThe Great And Powerful Wizard of Oz!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReminds\nEveryone to Be true Like Pinocchio!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nourselves One Another and mama nature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nany lights left on could be Confusing You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemaining\nas faithful as possible to our Heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nlearn how to listen to the sounds of silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwhen our own silent voice is Loudest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nhow to Listen harder to our heart’s Desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nhow to Become as Humble As Humble Pie!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nhow to laugh at ourselves again like a child!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nhow to Truly Live again inside our own skin.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nonly then could all still listen to their own heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthen may we All Know what it is that we want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nHeart sings their own uniquely Beautiful Songs.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthen can we possibly Hear what Our Hearts say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthen would we Hear what our hearts are Singing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthen may we all become humble enough to Listen,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble might we Learn to ask Questions;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are Humble might our Words mean anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble could we Recognize The Answers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble could We Hear More Than Noises!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble can our heart Sing Beautiful Songs.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble might anybody Hear us crying out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble might we accept any Real Answers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble would another Embrace our Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble Could our path Have Real Meaning,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we’re humble Could anyone Know a damned thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif humble might all wisely Choose the path they’re on.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nIf We Are Humble Can We Avoid Falling In the Ditch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif Humble might all Embrace the Paradox of Existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif humble would anybody know what humility means.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble could all Rediscover the World anew.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nwhen humble might anyone even Listen to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif humble, would Archimedes himself move the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nwhen humble might we all Learn to embrace ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif humble could anyone ever hope to learn the answers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif humble may real answers actually have any meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nupon a time and Far Away Buddha was asked to speak!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthey begged him to speak to a crowd that had gathered;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilently\nwalking out On Stage displaying a single lotus flower.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nsome in the audience became enlightened by his Silence,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDetermined\nto follow him everywhere for the rest of their days!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDedicated\nthemselves to silently spreading his greatest message!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npurest utterance of unspeakable ignorant wisdom and virtue,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe Smallest amongst them could break the spell by Laughing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nChild within us all who can always easily laugh at Themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich our own Humanity Might Accept and embrace, or reject;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncapable\nof being rejected forever by any.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nchild of God everyone Knows they are,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nperson who is Content to be themselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nany and all words to possibly convey,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nanything modern science can quantify.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOther\nthan to say humbling to say the very least,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nbe the parading faces of Papa’s amazing grace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nJust\nSay No!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n \n<\/p>\n\nNancy\nReagan’s “Just Say No” to drugs campaign,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWas\nironic for many of the Rainbow Family hippies,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nnormally teach their children from a young age,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHow\nTo: Just Say No! That’s Not OK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nwalk away… Just Walk Away,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nNobody ever bothers to listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nCould make another Listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnless\nfirst listening To their heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou can still Find Anybody Home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nlisten to your Heart when you can.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nnone else could ever Listen for you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nno one else has the exact Same heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\ntwo can see everything the same Way.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\ntwo people Hear what is said the Same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nThree Stooges slapstick can’t compete with reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEveryone\nPoking each other in the eye and shouting louder!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nleaves everybody still around deaf, dumb, and blind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhich\nis why its flat out impossible to pop God’s Bubble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nReality Remains Stranger Than Even Steven King.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReality\nTV is a bad imitation of Professional Wrestling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nInternet Trolls, Are Always Vaudeville Rejects!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncan’t make anybody pay Attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncan’t Force anyone to pay attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nactually forces another to be loving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\ncan pressure themselves to be loving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nmay ever compel another to be loving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nis never anything mortals May Control!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nis beyond even all the modern sciences.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSee\nfor yourself if you really don’t believe it.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGo\nahead call yourself any Horrible Things.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBang\nyour head against a wall repeatedly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHopefully\na Headache is all that you get!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlame\nyourself for anything You Want.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nScream\nas loud as you can at yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nwill just make yourself go horse.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nwill merely Frustrate Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPunishing\nyourself seldom works!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nI tell Those who ask my advice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFoolish\nenough to keep on Asking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Who\nwon’t take no For an Answer!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Who\nacknowledge Stupid answers!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSave\npunishment for when it works!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSave\nmore of your carrots and sticks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBegin\nseeking out Viable alternatives.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBegin\nwith Examining The big Picture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCartoon\nlogic frequently works for me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nMost Popular Bullshit Fuzzy Logic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nClass, No Style, No Brainer Bullshit Kung Fu!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n Running\nround screaming and shouting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecome\na sweet child instead of childish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nat least they may get a little exercise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbetter Cartoons contain some Wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nBetter cartoons can make anyone think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGood\nFor their hearts as well as discovering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nExactly\nWhom Amongst Them Never Listens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nCan Pick Your Friends,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(You\ncan pick your friend’s nose if they’ll let you)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut\nnone among us ever pick and Choose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTheir\nRelatives much less who is listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nour hearts alone do all the listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nReally just allowing our hearts to listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRather\nthan everybody screaming, “I Can’t Hear You!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\ncan all suppress our internal yammering,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnore\nyour ego’s endless nonstop blathering,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill\nour Awareness itself is the heart listening.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOpen\nhearts and minds may see and hear it all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\nabiding heart puts up with All the Bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nreally listening it learns what can be ignored,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nlistening to everything it can ignore anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nallow Others who like to Fight all the time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nallow those who Never will learn to be still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nallow total idiots who don’t bother to Listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\ncome between you and your Own beating Heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nthen there will only be two of you not Listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBoth\nonly running in circles screaming and shouting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nwhich case its better if you Stop Talking altogether.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOccasionally\nits much better to stop talking altogether.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\noften best to admit you disagree about Disagreeing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho refuse to listen to their hearts refuse to hear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho complain nonstop can seldom be comforted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho Refuse to taste the sweetness taste Bitterness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho always Refuse to open their eyes see nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nrefusing To Share their words are seldom satisfied.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho Rationalize everything seldom share laughter.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho do not touch Themselves remain untouchable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho refuse to feel any warmth feel only bitter Cold.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho Refuse to ever listen have little to offer anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho never stop talking are never worth listening to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwielding words as weapons reject silence as Golden.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho seldom laugh at themselves clutch their Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nrefusing to laugh more often seldom Learn to be still.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho Laugh at everybody else always fall on their ass.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho laugh all the time never hear silent explanations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nloving Gods would ask any to undertake the impossible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nloving Gods would force everyone to all Love each other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nloving Gods ever stopped People from Loving each other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nloving Gods would command everyone to love each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnow\nthat Habits are the end of real honesty and compassion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHabits\nare the beginning of Real Suffering and total confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHabits\nare the lights left on whenever no one is Actually home;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nSay No! To Ego ever coming between you and your heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nSay No! To egos Forever goading their mindless zombies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nSay No! To egos attempting to Force everybody to listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHabits\nare one of those things you should want to minimize!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDon’t\nhang around with fools pushing more Habits on you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInstead,\nI encourage everybody to embrace Cartoon Logic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsame Bullshit Fuzzy Logic every toddler relies upon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nrun round in circles screaming and shouting for Fun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nclowning around Becoming Whosoever we desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nat least expressing some of their frustration Safely!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEmbrace\nThe Clowns and Artists We All Really Are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOccasionally\nlaughter actually is the best medicine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDo\nit in your mind if you can’t find enough room!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDo\nin your heart and your heart will sing along!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nalive can actually Tickle their own fancy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListening\nis simply another Gift we can give!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nyourself first or you’ve missed the point.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnlightenment\nbeing listening to yourself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nWord of Caution about Just Saying No!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nkilled my master Socrates merely for asking questions,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nkilled an old man for expressing a gentle sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nToday\neven the courts demand people testify against themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncan’t believe anything angry idiots say.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRegardless\nof How Persuasive They Can Be.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRegardless\nof how Big their crocodile smiles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto your Heart Instead and you’ll know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nfor the Silent Victory of the truth inside!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nfor the Silent Explanation inside and out;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nfor your heart to embrace Golden Silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnore\nany chattering Silent Voices in your head!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nwasted life cause instant karma Gonna Getcha.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLearn\nto Ignore what you know is worth ignoring!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto your heart’s acceptance and You’ll Know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto your heart and you’ll Learn how to know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nTo What Can’t Be Heard By The Human Ear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto that which is ultimately beyond all Words;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto what no one else can ever Tell you Clearly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto the Sincere Silence within and you’ll know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nto Just Say No that’s Not OK and Walk Away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nrun as fast as you can before the crap hits the fan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMany\ncan actually think faster on their own two feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nmight be Surprised What’s possible if Necessary,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nnecessary running in circles screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUntil\nyou fall down on your knees humbled or laughing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nViolence Remains The Last Resort Of The Incompetent.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\neveryone you’ll ever Know is born to fall on their butt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho use violence more often to prove their Competence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nseldom learn to Just Say No! And walk away if none listens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nlistening to the silence they seldom hear what anybody says!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHaving\njoined the swelling ranks of Babylon’s mindless walking dead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n(Isaac\nAsimov)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPearls\nof Wisdom<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPrayers\nto God in Heaven May Yet Invigorate,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n(Assuming,\nThere Is Such A Person And Place!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nWe All Possess Whatever It Is We Might Require!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nLaugh, Dance, and Sing Whenever We So Desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nJump For Joy Again Doing Own Special Dance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nlife’s blessings take you by surprise again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nLosing your shirt, health, or loved ones,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBetrayed\nby your own Heart left holding the bill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPants\ndown Ashamed with your ass hanging out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnable\nto even stand the smell of your own Farts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nyour worst nightmare follow you around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverything\nthat could ever go Wrong goes wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo-called\nfriends turn on you the first opportunity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nyour lifelong dreams disdainfully crushed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nyour Family have now chosen to disown you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nyou want to Give Up and throw in the towel.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou just feel like Curling Up in a ball on the floor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyour life begins to feel like Your own Private Hell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nlife becomes Just another burden instead of Living.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTry\nrunning in circles while screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nyour mind if you can’t get away with it anywhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThrowing\nyour arms in the air and jumping all about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBouncing\noff everything like some Cartoon character!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDodging\nand weaving to escape all the evil bad guys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCussing\nlike a sailor shaking your Fist at the heavens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPatiently\nexplaining Epistemology to the nearest wall.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBlurting\nrandom noises like a recording at high speed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPretending\nto Chase your own tail as if eager to bite it.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowling\nat the Moonlight upon a midsummer’s night!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesperately\nseeking Cover behind the smallest objects.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nfrom insidious alien-anal-probe-mind-control.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nto always cover your Ass anyway that you can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChasing\nimaginary butterflies drifting upon the breeze!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurprising\nmany when we seldom cry or become upset.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmatter how Worthless you judge another’s laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\npossessed of gentle laughter laugh more sincerely.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContributing\nthe easily amused naive charms and graces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nAny Universally Beloved Child Of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhoever\nyou are or whatever you Want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncan stand me up by the gates of Hell,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\ndespite whatever might work for you,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nknow what’s Right and I got Just one life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nknow what matters deep in my own heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nwon’t back down no I can never back down.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nI’ll keep on Laughing, singing, and dancing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\naround circles screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnjoying\nmy life all alone if that’s how it has to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwith whoever might happen to desire to join me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwithout ever needing to know how I know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGentle\nlaughter Remains one of those rare few things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreventing\nthis old world from dragging us all down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nPriceless treasures are our pearls of wisdom,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nhumor is wondrous whenever given away freely,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe only thing we know is we know nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Tom\nPetty)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPoetry\nPets<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOur\ncollective ignorance is truly stupendous!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMe,\nmyself, and I wholeheartedly agree upon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMuddy\nwaters may yet possess Untold depths!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe really Stupid Crap that can be spoken of.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nkind we all tend to Easily forgive and Forget.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nnever to be confused with the enduring bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nIs Why Our Poetry Pets,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpress\nOur Collective Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nare one thing we can agree upon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSaying\njust about everything and nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPets\nsans all the usual interminable debates!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLowest\nof Lowbrow Three Stooges Slapstick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\neach must remain true to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSaying\nnothing yet leaving nothing unsaid!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\npoetry pets prefer to roam the earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOccupying\nentirely new linguistic niches,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuietly\nStalking any library bathrooms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPoetry\npets all being cunning linguists.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnormous\nGins like the Cheshire Cat.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nMore Boxes Than Schrodinger!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nEyes Sparkle In the Daylight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreening\nand Coughing Fur Balls.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPurring\nInnocently Like a kitten.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContently\nTwitching Long Tails.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGrinning\nInanely As If They Were Harmless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPosing\nFor the Passing Tourists.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPatiently\nWait For Days On End.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPracticing\nAll Their easier Moves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBruce\nLee School Of Potty Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlinging\nZingers, With Casual Ease!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHitting\nHome With Every Big Groan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDrooling\nIdiot, Adult Potty Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTasteless\nAncient Asian Mysticism!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nJokes\nOlder, Than Even Stone Henge!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nClass, No Style, No Brainer, Bullshit Kung Fu!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nare the recognized Masters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCapable\nof slinging countless zingers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTwist\nyour Brain into a Funky pretzel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMind-bending\nmental judo and aikido.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEncourage\nYoga masters to walk away.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nRender Zen Masters Unconscious.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlinging\nBullshit with the Best of Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClueless\nas to what is considered funny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPotty\nhumor Etiquette having few rules!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\neven inspiring mass hysteria!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\ninspiring madmen and saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nEven Inspiring Schizophrenia!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\ninspiring more mindless mobs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nAncient School, Of Bull With Diarrhea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nHeard Somethings Cannot Be Unheard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSomethings\nyou only wish you could forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomethings\nyou only wish were Forgettable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nyou cross your eyes in total Disbelief;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShake\nyour Damned head and climb the walls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTurn\naround and Walk away as Fast as you can.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthere is nowhere on earth you can Run!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nthere’s No hope of ever Forgetting that one.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaving\nyou speechless and Wishing you were deaf!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nif there is still any Hope left for humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nif medicine Could Someday provide a cure.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nIf You’ll Ever Dare to Read Anything Again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nwhat you could Possibly have done to Deserve This!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nToo Well Aware There’s Just No Damned Justice In This World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurvival\nhas nothing to do with how fast you can run away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nPoetry pets are the End Of all common sense and Sanity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nthe slightest good sense and taste as well as All Reason;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nVictory\ncan only be achieved by complete and total Surrender!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nthe rubber meets the asphalt but smells even Worse.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nyou’d swear you Smell sulfur or week old dead fish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nsomething you once ate that inspired everyone to Throw Up.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGagging\nand Coughing while desperately searching for fresh air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpressing\nNo Sympathy or Compassion Whatsoever for Anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrehistoric\nPoetry Pets, Which Little Kids Still Reinvent To This Day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nremain the Self-evident Truth that even modern science can’t\ndeny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nMother Nature’s love is irresistible, but she has a wicked\nsense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nAll\nShe Wants to Do is Dance!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLady\nJustice May Not Have Always Been Legally Blind,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut,\nShe Never Forgot, How To Count All Her Change!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile,\nThey’re Reinventing The Dictionary,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning\nAll Their Bridges Upon Her Scales,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance, Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCensors\nDefining Reality, Since I Don’t Know When,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMolotov\nCocktails, The Local Drink,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do is Dance, Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nMix ‘Em Up Right, In The Kitchen Sink,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCrazy\nPeople, Walkin’ Round,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWith\nBlood In Their Eyes,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance, Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWild-Eyed\nConstitution Wavers,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nAin’t Afraid To Die,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nAll She Wants To Do Is, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nAll\nShe Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nMake Romance…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShe\nCan’t Feel The Heat,<br\/>\nComin’ Off The Street……<br\/>\nShe,\nWants To Party, Ooooh!<br\/>\nShe Wants To Get Down Ooooh!<br\/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span>All\nShe Wants To Do Is… All She Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWell\nThe Government Bugged The Men’s Room,<br\/>\nIn The Legal Library\nDowntown,<br\/>\nAnd, All She\nWants To Do Is Dance, Dance!<\/font><br\/>\nTo Keep The Boys From\nSpreading,<br\/>\nAll The Fake News They Can Scrounge,<br\/>\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYeah,\nBut That Don’t Keep The Blockchain,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n From\nMakin’ A Buck Or Two…<br\/>\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance, Dance!<\/font><br\/>\nThey Can Still Sell\nThe Russians All The Fake News They Can Use,<br\/>\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do Is… All She Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nMake Romance……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWell,\nWe Barely Make The Airport, For The Last Plane Out…<br\/>\nAs We\nTaxied Down The Runway, I Could Hear The People Shout!<br\/>\nThey\nSaid, "Don’t Come Back Here Yankee"… But, If I Ever\nDo…<br\/>\nI’ll Bring More\nLawyers, ‘Cause All She Wants To Do, Is Dance!<\/font><br\/>\nAnd\nMake Romance… Never Mind The Heat, Comin’ Off The Street!<br\/>\nShe\nWants To Party, Ooooooh! She Wants To Get Down, Ooooooh!<br\/>\nAll\nShe Wants To Do Is, All She Wants To Do Is Dance! And make romance…<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Don\nHenley)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nExistentialist\nNightmares<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\nMy\nExistentialist Nightmares Are All So Damned Pointless!<br\/>\nStupid\nSubconscious, Poking Fun At My Conscious Mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDelighting,\nIn Watching Me Squirm, Like A Worm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nConstantly\nAttempting To Get A Rise Out Of Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPlaying\nits endless Stupid Games of peek-a-boo!<br\/>\nTake That! You\nOverbearing, Conscious Mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrying\nto Tell All the Rest of Us What To Do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nCould Also Shoot Yourself In The Foot;<br\/>\nYou May As Well Kick\nYourself In The Ass.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRound\nHere, What Comes Around Goes Around Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSometimes\nRight Back In Your Stupid Face!<br\/>\nYour doubts all transformed into\ncertainties.<br\/>\nYour Certainties Become All the less Certain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nfuture’s finally reconciled with the past!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nwarranty seems to have already expired.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\ncredit cards appear to have been rejected.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nRide, Appears To Have Left Without You.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nGolden Parachute Is Really Made Of Lead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\ndinner reservations have all been Canceled.<br\/>\nForgetting some\ndistinctions Between who we are.<br\/>\nAnd whatever we are Doing Right\nthis very moment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nwho it is we Ourselves still really desire to become!<br\/>\nRemembering\nwho it is that we all actually wish to Become.<br\/>\nWe can always\nEasily Overcome any existentialist nightmares,<br\/>\nTransforming them\ninto poetry in motion as we live our Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNow\nand Meme Frumious Bandersnacth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIf\nyou didn’t have quite the saucy mouth on you,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI’d\nswear you must have raised livestock before!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncould lead Little lambs around by the nose,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPlying\neveryone with Lumps of fruit or straw!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCoyly\ncooing at them Leading them to Stray;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrom\nthe rest of the flock, and Their Mama.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGetting\nthem into All Manner of Mischief.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nfeel like a Damn puppy Dog Drooling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nImpatiently\nAwaiting A turn at the Tit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMind\nif I sneak just a Little Tiny Taste?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nGet Down to the Business at Hand?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nFrom Nothing Ain’t Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSadistic\nMemes all slaughter Laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\ntheir own silent memesy weeping,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nPitiful Silent Wailing and Sobbing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPulling\nsemantic hairs out of their Asses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShaking\nAll over just like a leaf on a tree!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGrinding\naway at their nonexistent teeth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nBawling their Eyes out as they Smile!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemes\nbeing just a totally made up word.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\ntotal fabrication without Clear meaning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInvented\nby someone who is not a linguist!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\ncan mean whatever you want it to mean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNonsense\nwords mean whatever you want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nflaming idiots to invent their own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nmilitant atheist playing with some words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMilitant\natheists Enjoying making up words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nthey can ramble without saying anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nthey have an excuse to Spout any rhetoric;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEncouraging\nanyone to argue over any words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThinking\nmaking up Words changes anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHoping\ntheir fighting can give words meaning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHoping\nmaking up words could Change reality.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwithout any context Words are Gibberish.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nWithout Love Any Content’s Meaningless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWords\nare no More Trustworthy than are people.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBabylonians\nSeldom really Trust their dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nIs Why Babylonians, Distrust Each Other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nmemes they just Say they Mean something!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nthey really mean Anything whatsoever.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nMemes They Speak Their Own Languages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nWords Don’t Matter, Without a Dictionary.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemes\nAre Supposed to Be Evolutionary Yet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWords\nDepend Upon Each Other To Evolve!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nidiots reject their own dictionaries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nvalue all the words they use Equally!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nown egos may go to work in Overtime.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nJokes are just harder to get than others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nwords are only egos forever mocking us,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nwords are obviously not worth repeating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\ninsisting they alone give words Meaning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nWords are merely tools for everyone To use.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\ncussing out the very same tools they all Use,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe Greater Context is what Gives Meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nword just Keeps Changing with any context.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nchanging contexts keep confusing the Clueless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEspecially\nif Nobody was really trying to be Funny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNevermind\nWhat Was Meme Saying About Memes?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat’s\nMy Meme and No Meme Can Prove Me Wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nmy meme is that all memes aren’t even Wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeaningless\nGibberish can never be called wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nmemsy were the Borogroves and mome raths,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNow\nthere’s a Meme you can Deposit In a Bank!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nmeme is memes are but meaningless words,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChatter\nof monkeys forever searching for food,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSearching\nfor the way to give words meaning,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nnone of them trust their dictionaries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKind\nof another popular Fashion statement!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWord\nsalad or possibly a newer mysticism!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nits best to remain silent now and meme!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nPeople Need To Evolve Instead Of Our Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsisting\non re-writing every Dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nnone of them trust dictionaries.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nonly Contain common definitions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAsk\nnot what a meme may do for you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwhat can you do for your memes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemes\nare always friends to the end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBad\nmemes gonna getcha in the end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstant\nkarma kills any bad memes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ntruth always decides meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTwas\nbrillig, and the slithy toves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDid\ngyre and gimble in the wabe:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nmemsy were the borogoves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthe mome raths outgrabe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n"Beware\nthe Jabberwock, my son!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\njaws that bite, the claws that catch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeware,\nthe Jubjub bird and shun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFrumious Bandersnatch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTry\nrepeating that now and meme,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeveral\ntimes in a row real fast,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll,\nWithin The Same Breath!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGirl That I Love Sure Can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nmissing a single syllable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nconfused what they mean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ncurious what they all mean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nthe words are gobbledygook.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs,\nshe shoves her tongue, in my cheek!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nMeme, That Never Made a Lick of Sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTongue\nin cheek acquiring entirely new meaning in French!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSweet\nsilent memeorable memefilled music, to my ears!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\na few other evolutionary memes, one can hope!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nhave something meaningful, to say about language!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich,\nsooner or later, will always take on a life of its own!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMay\nthe Road Rise to Meet You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMay\nthe path lie down before you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nthe Wind be ever at your back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nthe sun forever Grace your face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nyour tears be filled with laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nyour dreams inspire greater deeds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\ngravity only put spring in your step.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nyou find your own road less traveled,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nuntil our Paths might Cross yet Again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nGod cradle you in the palm of his hand.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Irish\nBlessing)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nMemory of God<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThose\nAmongst Us, Who’re Closest To God,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nhave the fewest desires for themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nfor themselves that elegant simplicity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nBe Quite Enchantingly Beautiful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nTouch us in ways few things can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nbe ever so delightfully Intriguing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nbe ever so deliciously Bewitching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npriceless expression on a newborn.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\never learning how to even smile;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\never comprehending what it sees.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nEver Doing A Single Thing At All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNaive\ngrace of the toddler reminding me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncannot be remembered or forgotten!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\ntheir Awareness of the context.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHolding\nme Spellbound clutching nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTouching\nme deepest while doing nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFathomless\neyes, deeper than any blue sea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nnothing spellbound in wonderment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nnothing still moving me profoundly.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nnothing tiny heart bending the most.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSpark Inside All Brilliant Light without.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nair we breath and path beneath our feet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngreat wide open Swaddling our dreams.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFamiliar\nSilence echoing Lost in the distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRaising\nOur Sights Never Opening Our Eyes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting\nwho we are in the great big World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTaking\nit all in never Knowing what it means.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClueless\nabout accomplishing Anything at all.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTotally\nOblivious yet Accomplishing so much.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSheer\nwonderment at becoming a part of it all.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nin circles all screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalling\ndown on our ass laughing hysterically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJumping\nall about whilst howling at the moon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChasing\nour Tails as if attempting to Bite them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinally\nrolling on the Ground totally hysterical.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nall newborns wondrous elegant simplicity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorant\nwisdom triumphant within the silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorant\nVirtue Shinning all the more brilliantly.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nShadows Abide the greater presence of light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nevery opportunity to Dance yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPossessing\na disarmingly naive charming humility!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFading\nforever within the horizon of God’s Memory.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAmusing\nthemselves in peaceful carefree Contentment,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting\nof whatever their Fates Would Bring them next!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\ntheir private dance bursting into poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nActualizing,\neach tiny mote of awareness they might yet muster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nthe greater context of the truth of all our feeble awareness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUltimate\ntruth is never to be fully comprehended by mortal man;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nappreciated Socrates said in all the myriad good things,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nfor the surprises they bring in whatever comes our way.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nthe light within,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSmiling\nwith my entire body,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npath lays down before me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing,\nthe soles of my feet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMessaging\ncaresses plying them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStrange\nsensation of recognition!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif, upon taking a familiar step!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif having gone this way before.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMother\nnature embracing me back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUrging\nme on, to take another step!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nadoring path caressing my feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nBegging Me To Dance Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUniversal\nChoir Enjoins Me To Sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrom\neverywhere and also nowhere.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nraise up my voice, to the heavens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemories\nof what is never forgotten,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPleasant\nJuxtaposition of Harmonies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTime\nslowing within the rock of ages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilent\nvoices laughing in the distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\ndance within their darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSparkling\nair accompanies each move;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemories,\nOf What All Might Only Live!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nCaresses\nMy Skin As If It Were a Lover!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRays\nof Light Dancing Fairies Mid-air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTwinkling\nMotes, of Blissful Awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nenveloping the dancing Light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight dances thrilled by their Touch;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEver\nso gently seducing my Weary soul!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEver\nso tenderly calling me home Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npath first Tread upon long, long ago!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsing\nDeliciously Lightest of All Footsteps!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nthe ancient Humble children of earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nthe time before time ever even existed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nhorizons all vanishing in the sunset.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBoundless\nUnknown frames of reference!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto be found down at the sunset grill.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDreams\nBeyond the Wildest Imagination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAwareness\nbeyond any words to express!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConcepts\nbeyond any and all mortal men;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearing\nsilent laughter, knowing nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWonder\nRemains The Beginning of All Wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscovering\nnew dimensions without end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ninvisible world around us, and within!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing,\nthe only thing I know is nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurrounding\nwarmth of inner contentment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeeling\nconnected to All that surrounds me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumbly\nembracing any Foolish uncertainty.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nof Passing Changes In the Seasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOblivious\nto the March of Time ever onward.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLong\nsince forgotten requiem of a long lost lullaby.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSwan soars to ever greater heights within!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\npulse surging, as its heart begins throbbing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpreading\nits wings to test the ravaging winds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRaising\nits head to gaze on swift moving clouds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOverwhelming\njoy just to do what its born to do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nElated\nby the thought of spreading its own wings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRejecting\nthe idea the gusting winds can ground it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nvagaries in the Weather can become limitations,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmere Gusts of wind intimidate a powerful swan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlying\nabove the water the swan leaping into the Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nnothing but blue skies upon the great wide open,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaving\nthe earth behind never bothering to look back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nlighter and stronger with each Beat of wings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEffortlessly\nrising above Storm clouds upon the horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfuture remains wide open for a Rebel Without a Clue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContent\nto build castles in the sand with the tide rolling in.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTotally\nOblivious none yet stands against the incoming tide.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nas the setting sun on the horizon never sees our darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFuture’s so bright the swan has to don sunblock and shades!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReflecting\nthe memory of God Above in all the good things below,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlluringly\nsmooth baby butts can entice but often hide their poopies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nVirtue<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nVirtue, Is Its Own Reward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nhave completely Clueless friends!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust First Be Clueless Ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Be Clueless, we are clueless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust be clueless What Clueless is!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\naround our three ring circus!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\naround in epic clown shoes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWading\nthrough the Bullshit hip Deep!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDucking\nAs Low As It’s Still Possible To Go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nthe Moonwalk, Waddling Like a Duck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDodging\nthe Worst Crap going ’round.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nwe’ve really hit Rock bottom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nif there was ever such a thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEveryone\nstumbles upon the path of life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEveryone\nfalls hard once in a great while.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nfew of us master landing on their Ass.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nof us master learning how to Recover!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nof us Master Knowing how to bumble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nmaster learning how to fall Unharmed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBouncing\noff the floors as if made of rubber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJumping\nright back up onto their Feet again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nreally becoming all that tired or Sore.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nbecoming too grumpy or badly upset!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nTiny tots who can all fall a bazillion times.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nthem actually losing their momentum!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nEnergizer bunnies they just keep on going.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\never Losing their tempers for very long!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nthey seldom ever land on their ass hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nhurt themselves bad like some Big Babies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfoolish enough to Throw temper tantrums.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfoolish enough to waste good times crying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nhonest about Themselves and all the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nAlways take much better care of themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually\navoiding making any bad situation worse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContending\nwith no one none contends with them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\ntheir own thing they can Easily find friends.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nare among the First to profess their ignorance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually\njust preferring to Mind their own Business!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nmay be the first to desire to make any amends!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nso utterly transparent it boggles the imagination.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nbaffled, they can’t distinguish reality from fiction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSuch\nterrible liars they couldn’t sell water in a desert.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nmerely seem to just want to help or to be happy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nchildren can become altogether much too eager!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\neverything they can think of to make it happen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nonly adds to their formidable enduring charms.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWrapping\nalmost everyone around their little Fingers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nmay charm the pants Off the meanest of snakes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nfew seriously ever doubt their genuine sincerity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\ncharming they’ll become the center of Attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\ncompellingly authentic they’ll Move the world;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\ntrusting they’ll believe almost everything said!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwonder is the beginning of all wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSensually\nreveling shitting in their own diapers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBlurting\nzingers about everything and nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSticking\nanything in their mouths, that will fit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nhard work to be the path to success!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPuzzled,\nover what is work and what is play.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPuzzled,\nhow to do so many different things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiligence\nand perseverance……….Priceless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\noptimistic about almost anything,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPositive\nthat Happiness just comes for free;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReally\njust Wanting everyone to be happy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nthe fewest things for themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\ngreat treasure can be a speck of lint.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nknowing very little about the world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nalmost nothing about nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nknowing so much about themselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfeelings will never Confuse them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemaining\nin touch with their feelings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nseem to know what is important;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nwhat matters the most!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nremain among the most blessed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSleeping\nwith peaceful contentment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nin many of the noisiest places!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\naimlessly along the way;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nworld is their playground, yet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nwill play with simple things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nthings actually bother them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEveryone\nwatches out for them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsmallest, angels and saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nown heaven sent cherubs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost virtuous, of anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHiding\npoop in their diapers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndumbest, in some ways,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nlike sweet baby James.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(James\nTaylor)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nForever\nYoung<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEach\nOf Us Enters Into This World Knowing,<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nExactly\nWhat Our Love Really Means to Us.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nRemains True to the unspoken truth!<br\/>\nLove Remains the Ultimate\nAuthenticity.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nnever Bothers, With Justifications!<br\/>\nLove never Bothers With\nDistinctions!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nSucks when there ain’t enough!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nStinks, when few ever share it.<br\/>\nLove is quite often,\nIndiscriminate!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nhappens behind the bushes!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nMakes, Even The Sun Shine!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nMakes The World Go Round,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nBlossoms Forever Young!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nKnows, No Boundary.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nMakes Us All Grateful!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nDefies All Expectations.<br\/>\nLove is Joy but joy is not love!<br\/>\nLove\nis Life but life is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Hot but heat is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nIs Sexy but sex is not Love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis true but Truth is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nIs two, But two are not Love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis more But More Is Not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Humble but less Is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Free but freedom is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nabides but To Abide is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nasserts but love is Never Forced!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis wealth But riches are not Love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Fun but amusement is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nTempts but temptation is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nIs Sweet but sweets are never love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis all you need but need is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Giving but generosity Is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\ngoes beyond but beyond is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis surprising but novelty is not Love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Engaging but attention is not Love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis inspired but Inspiration is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nlays down but lying down is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis content but contentment is not love!<br\/>\nLove is enduring, but\nendurance is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis accepting, but acceptance is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\ncommands but to command is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis thrilling but cheap thrills are not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis a dream but our fantasies are not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis creative but getting creative is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis priceless but cannot be bought and sold!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\nRequiring A Reason Love Lends Meaning!<br\/>\nFor Love Remains the One\nGreater Exultant Truth!<br\/>\nLove is what inspires us all to Live out\nour Dreams!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nreally is what makes the world go round again!<br\/>\nIn bending the\nmost, the tiniest heart bends time itself,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nbending the most, the smallest may move mountains!<br\/>\nHarmoniously\nembracing, every possible past and future!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nneither love nor harmony are yet constrained by reason!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nForever\nyoung, wild roses blossom in the cracks of sidewalks!<br\/>\nEnsuring\nlove springs eternal in the hearts of fools everywhere.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nmore in the name of love? Enough love to move the world!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis never-ending Childhood’s End every Child of God comprehends!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\neach Ugly Duckling must rise above themselves and become the swan!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDiscovering\nthe fountain of youth, learning how to love ourselves properly!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBring\nMe a Higher Love<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIn\nmany duets falling on your ass gracefully,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCounts\nfor extra points and sparkling laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nlesson being that anything becomes a blessing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nYou Really Love People,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nYou Really Care About Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nyou Desire to Love them more,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou only Desire to see them Happy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou Wish to see them all Smile again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou desire To Give, whatever you can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou hope to enjoy, More Time together!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou Want them To Feel, just like you do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Want To Let, The Good Times Roll!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nsometimes, we have Yet to really learn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nmeans more to US, than anything else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nshould we Give, More of our attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nmight we all Try Harder to accomplish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nis it we wish, to Spend More energy on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nshould we spend our Time dwelling on.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we all prefer to Deal With Ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we desire, to Dedicate Time to doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we seldom wish others To Deal With!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we really prefer to do with Our Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nshould remain at the Top of our Agenda!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo We Desire we had a lot more time for!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we really enjoy Spending Time Doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo you wish to be Doing More of instead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ncan Really be more Worthwhile to others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo We appreciate, more than most things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nMight We Really Happen To Still Hold Dearest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ncan really bring more smiles to any faces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nembodies, that which we value above all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we really value above everything else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we want to encourage, in our own life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nwho and what to avoid or ignore altogether!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAny\nanxious inner voices, frequently, better ignored,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAngry\ninner voices, often better for us to keep in check!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nTruer Silence of Inner Peace, attending their absence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnswering\nthe call, yet again, to Dance to our silent music;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nour own silent voice becomes the Loudest in the room!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nwe choose to pay attention, to our own Truth,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nloudest voice of all coming from the human heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nmost profound silence of all, a Hidden Treasure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSinging\nwith unrestrained sincerity and conviction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDancing\nTo The Music of Our Unchained Melody,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSpeaking\nin tongues only our hearts understand!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDancing\nto rhythms only our feet comprehend,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMetaphors\nfor mama’s all encompassing love.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThink\nabout it…. there must be higher love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHidden\nin your heart, or in the stars above.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nit..….. life’s but wasted time….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLook\ninside your heart, I’ll look inside mine.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThings\nlook so… bad… everywhere,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nthis whole world what is fair?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nwalk blindly… trying to see,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFalling\nbehind in what could be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBring\nme a higher love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBring\nme a higher love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBring\nme a higher love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere’s\nthat higher love I’ve been thinking of?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLet\nus rise above on a higher love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwill wait for it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’m\nnot too late for it.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUntil\nthen, I’ll sing my song,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\ncheer the night along.<br\/>\n(Steve Winwood)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nAlright If You Hate Me!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nalright if you hate me, it’s alright if you don’t.<br\/>\nI’m not\nafraid of you runnin’ away honey,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTwenty\nbucks says you won’t…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere\nain’t no use in pretending!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNo\nsense, in our trying to deny it!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nthe one thing you can’t hide,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nwhenever you’re Crippled inside!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUnable\nto Just Saying No to yourself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUnable\nto admit who’s in charge here.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPersonal\ncredit rating Down the Toilet!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUncertain\nhow you don’t trust yourself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUncertain\nif you can even trust Yourself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHeartache\nyet dogging you at every turn!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHaunted\npast Foreshadowing your future.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSomething\ninside of you is feeling like I do,<br\/>\nWe’ve\nSaid All There Is To Say!!!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBaby,\nBreakdown, go ahead and give it to me!<br\/>\nBreakdown honey take me\nthrough the night!<br\/>\nBreakdown I’m standing here, can’t you\nsee,<br\/>\nBreakdown, it’s all right…… It’s all right!<br\/>\nIt’s\nall right, you can hate me in the morning.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Tom\nPetty)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMindless\nRhetoric<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMindless\nrhetoric ceaseless chatter,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMock\nmock mockery, of mockery,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMocking\nEchoes Lost to the Void.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nwelcome, unless unheard,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nuninvited, long unheard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ncan be ignored, for long,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ngranting anyone peace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCreating\nendless distractions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlattering,\nMe, Myself, and I!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpouting\ncrap, none believe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto mock us, yet again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProvide\nconstant company!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nall the more unwelcome.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaunting\nus, to our grave.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nlisten, to anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefuse,\nto stop babbling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\neternally, chattering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBullshit\nno one believes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOver\nnothing particular!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust,\nmeaningless noises!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nmore gobbledygook!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTotally\nmeaningless, crap.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nsmall babies playing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\na herd forever braying,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBirds,\nperpetually singing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDogs,\nall enjoying barking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCats\nyowling at each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrickets,\neternally chirping!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGuinea\nhens all advertising!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nso many hens, clucking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike,\nnoisy roosters crowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMonkeys,\nalways screeching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeacocks\nkeeping you awake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople,\nconstantly screaming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\na brain, in their head!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting,\nover who is fighting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nof any actual awareness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nhearing themselves talk!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShouting\nover who is shouting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFoolishly\nwandering anywhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ncaring about their future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\never really being home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nof what’s around them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nof anything happening,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\naware, what they’re doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nwondering, who they are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nthey are all still unaware;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\none clue, where they are going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nanything done may mean,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nanything could ever mean.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnconscious\npecking and scratching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnconsciously\nbobbing and weaving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCackling,\nwhile talking to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\ncareful, to appear to look busy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nto strut like a bad rooster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nto all sound so convincing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nto act even more indignant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nto glare at everyone around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering,\nto not turn your back again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nto watch one another’s, next move!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nwithout any thought, in their brain;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMany\nfrightened, by their own shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nmy own personal advice to others,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRather\nthan boxing their own shadow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnderstandably\nmore often than not,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowever\nthings happen to turn out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever,\nturns out to be the case!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhoever\nhappens to be listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThis\nreflects, my stupid opinions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nMaster Socrates would tell me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe’s\nthe last person to teach anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone,\ncould ever pay him for talking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncould pay him, for any opinions,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nnever could, teach anyone anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere’s\njust no way, to make some listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nhimself, never any good at it anyway,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nhimself unable, to make anyone listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\nmerely learn, whatever they desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\nonly see, whatever they want to see!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\nmerely hear, what they wish to hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nis important, abides forever within all;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nhe could do, is encourage them to think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nwithout any acceptance in your heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThinking\nis all but completely impossible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nhearts must all listen to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nthey can accept everything else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nthe reason why the only advice,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nI normally prefer to offer at all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhoever\nit is they might actually be,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nfriends, family, and neighbors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nodd casual stranger I might meet,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nknow, whoever seems to desire it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Whoever\nwon’t take no for an answer!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nto nonchalantly humorously suggest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\napply Cartoon Logic, to everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfuzzier, Indeterminate Bullshit kind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\ninsist our world conform to reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\ninsist, that everything makes sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nworks for me I say yet few ever apply it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDespite\neveryone almost always, agreeing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nall any has to do, is to stop insisting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nall they ever need do is be irrational.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nall they ever have to do is just let go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nall they have to do is have some fun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBouncing\noff walls, just for the hell of it all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nsimply to hear themselves laugh!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nround circles, just for the fun of it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrawling\nafter, any dust bunnies and bugs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaping\nall around, as if chasing butterflies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChasing\nyour own tail as if a dog with fleas!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowling\nat the moon like a total loonytoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTripping\nand falling, over your own two feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\nall over the place on your own butt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nto never fall hard or get seriously hurt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nof everybody else, in the room with us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJumping\nright back up with a grin, just to do it all over again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nDon’t Forget the Most Important Part of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan’t\nforget the most critical aspect, of cartoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKeep\ntrying to figure it out, if that doesn’t work!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nlaugh at any punch lines, you’ll figure it out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nlaughing, you’ll find out who you want to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFind\nyourself, and discover the wonderment of life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFind\nyourself, and then discover who you really are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKeep\nlaughing at jokes until you discover your truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEventually,\nanybody will fall down upon their knees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nwhosoever you desire to be in the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nhumbled, or rolling across the floor, hysterical!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPerhaps\nthe hero of your own, Ugly Duckling dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nby relaxing and trying to have fun as ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nfigure that running in circles, using our autopilot,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nsafer than countless, other popular alternatives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\naddition, to being healthier for an ailing heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBesides\nbeing seriously endorsed, by the AMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\ncapable of laughing gently at ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nall the usual, sarcasm and mockery,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEncouraging\nall our friends, to laugh along,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\npreferable to ever really hurting anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreferable\nto anyone hurting all the time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nmy neighbors, yell at me less often;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCalling\nthe cops much less frequently!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\ninstead of, running and screaming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\npretend I can play guitar and sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nneeding to take any lessons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nworried about how bad I am!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nworried, what they think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\naround my apartment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\nnaked as a jay bird!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnable,\nto read my own mind,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI’m\nnever quite sure if I’m singing or screaming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\nMaking\nmindless rhetoric, a thing of the past!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShadow\nBlind Vision<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShadows\nlinger of that which No Longer Exists;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTestifying\nto what has long Since Disappeared!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\na name forever Remains Unchanged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nA Purpose Still Possesses Direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nMeaning, Yet Clarifies Everything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIlluminating\nDark Shadows, In My Mind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCaressing\nSilence, Touching Each Note!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nCan’t Exist Still Somehow Does.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPursuing\na River of Tears Lost at Sea.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncan’t be revealed reveals itself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSparkling\nLight, Filling My Vision!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilent\nFireworks Go Off Endlessly,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRevel\nCeaselessly in Wonderment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEons\nafter my having closed them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoing\noff endlessly as if a holiday;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nof what might arise next!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware,\nIf That Means Anything,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiaspora\nof lilting singsong voices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nany threshold of Sensation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nany and All comprehension.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nRaggedy edges of awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nenthralling me with Blind Visions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nDreams, Beyond Imagination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nPanoramas That The Blind Might See.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nSounds Beyond the Range of Hearing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsensations mere Words can’t Describe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nResonances that abound with new life;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nthoughts Beyond mere Words to relay!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nconcepts no mere mortal would Grasp!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsilent melodies which remain unheard,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsubtle nuances escaping consciousness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nRoaring Silence, Awakening Our Dead.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nvast dry oceans beyond the setting sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nLanguid rivers of amorphous shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\npoems recited merely Muttering words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nevanescence enveloped in All Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nStill dances performed without Moving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInvisible\npresences lurking in quiet depths!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuieter\nSilence enveloping the white noise.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlumbering\ndormant forms on tranquil fog!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\napparitions Haunting one another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nwaters of life come alive of themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnbound\nhorizons Lost within distant haze!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\na Stupor specters awaken to their Dreams,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nAll Substance Still Wandering Forever.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nWhat Stubbornly Remains Unknown!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nWhatever Science Might Yet Discover.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\na Tree Falls in The Forest and None Hears It!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndeaf may still hear that which is important.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe blind can see the warmth of the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost unconscious can always be awakened!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost overwhelmed may yet still be touched!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlame may all still walk the road less traveled;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndead would once again watch the setting sun.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilently\nlingering Between The Notes of the music!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilently\nLingering between the corners of my mind,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSheer\nPoetry In Motion, Our Entire Universe Shares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGolden\nSilence Attending The Victory of The Silence;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\nInvisible Moonbeams Still Rapture the Blind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilent\nMelodies Playing Only For the Ears of The Deaf.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nAll abiding the Relentless passage of eternity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nGranting Everyone, Everything And Nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nnever putting up, any kind of Real Resistance;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nForever Surrendering To The Truth All Share.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\na Memory we can see In Complete Darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgotten\nmemories of what escapes our imagination.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgotten\nmemories, of what escapes our attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInvisible\nMemories, Pointing the Way Into the Light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBubbling\nBabbling Brook Fanning The Eternal Flames!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing,\nTo The Haunting Melody Between The Notes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nBlooming Hot Springs Still Igniting The Flames!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nKindling\nAll Creation, Awareness, and Destruction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nUnchained\nsilent laughter lingers in the distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherever\nephemeral properties of lowly matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherever\nthoughts of past, present, and future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCoalesce\ninside the nexus of unbound eternity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTime\nabides acquiescing to savor the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnothing will happen until its return.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nEverything awaits its appointment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nVague inside relativistic horizons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPatiently\nawaits the slightest hint of change.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPatiently\nAttentive To Our Slightest Desire.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStupendous\nDreamscape Metamorphoses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwans\nall transform Into Ugly Ducklings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArising\nfrom the Water into the Sunlight,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadow\nBlind Vision following the light,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nconflated With Second Sight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nconfused with mere dreams,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nconfused with the darkness;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nconflated with all madness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfusing\nany memory with Thought!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nwhat is occurring is memory.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether such Distinctions Matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nthe past awaiting our future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpside\ndown inside out and twisted.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\ndepends on who you might ask!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInside\nEinstein’s relativistic universe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInside\nthe void of my own ignorance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nforever within a memory of God.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomewhere\nover the colorful rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nvoice irresistibly imploring me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nmore of my blind visionary artwork!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstincts\nall arousing the swan within me;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsights\ninto that which remains undreamt.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nImploring\nme to make her look all beautiful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInnocently\ngiggling from beneath her blanket!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nme she squirms laughing delightfully.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInviting\nme to come play with her, all over again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nremind her if she wants we can make yet another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBehind\nAn Open Door… There Lies A Million More…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClarice\nlay down your mind… its there just hard to find.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollow\nme… as we wind our way…… away…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTime\nis coming soon… I’ll find you…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n(America)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAmazing\nGrace<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMy\nblind brother sees just as clearly,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthose with better eyesight, ever see,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nhe sees, that which is not seen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAmazing\ngrace always comforting him,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nall the rest of his days and beyond.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nassures me angels watch over him,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\ndespite being totally agnostic,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nreally and truly, do believe him;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nknown a few, in my time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nmet some of them, myself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nwitnessed, a few in action!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nI tell people you always know,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nGod, our Truth, or nature;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhatever you might like to call it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBegins\ntalking to you Boys and Girls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nyou need to pay more attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nyakking and pay more attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlap\na little cold water upon your face.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWake\nup and smell the coffee brewing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFocus\nmore, on whatever is happening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttentive\nto the more pregnant silences!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthanks and praise to Mama and Papa!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthanks and Praise for Great Loving truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nknow bereft Heart Our Truth is meaningless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nKnow the Sweet Scent of Their Own Wild Roses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nlong last the Bitter Cold Winter Snow Has Retreated!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nlong last Sweet Cleansing Spring Rains grace our world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSweet\nRains Falling on Wild Roses Blooming In the Desert!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nagain the Waters of Life reanimate my entire world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nassure him that my eyes are his for the rest of his days,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif he were one of my own much beloved brothers;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExplaining\nthat he is the man the rock in my life,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none who I depend on.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nsay I am often humble,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nit never really feels that way around him,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nI cannot do other than to just be myself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting\nthat I know, that the only thing I know,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeans\nI often know nothing except:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nCalls And Papa Is My Rock!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nI’m aware of amazing grace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAlice\nin Wonderland<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHair\nTrailing Whipping Up The Breeze!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nScattering\nRainbows in Her Long Wake,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nSoars High Over Her Wonderland!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCircling\nover a Deep Blue event horizon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurveying\nthe Bounty of a Fertile Valley!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nResplendent\nWith all manner of animals.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLush\nwith a variety of Abundant Foliage,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOld\ngrowth forests of noble oak and pine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPastoral\ndioramas of Peaceful Tranquility!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeandering\nsomewhere over the rainbow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nSomewhere Within a Memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomeplace\npast lost boys NeverNever land!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nAlone, Knows All the Long Lost Secrets.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone may stare into the heart of the sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone sees what eyes alone can never see!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNavigating\nBlind Within the Memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ninfinity and beyond deeper event horizons,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nknown dark territory On The Far Side!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\nGenuine Child of the Virgin Valley Below.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nalone can go, wherever her mother can go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nAlone Dwells in Everyplace Simultaneously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone, Takes the Road less traveled by others.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone knows the location of Hidden Treasure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nTime Itself may sometimes stand very still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nOblivion Changes everything in an Instant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\ndown can become just Another Distraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nAny direction your heart leads becomes up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nJuxtapositions in every Recursion converge!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nshApeS and SIZES Can All Become Relative.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe paradox of existence reveals Deep Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nparallel lines constantly converge Diverging.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nWhat you Don’t Know becomes Important.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhat you never knew Becomes Significant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhat You Discover you know is Ignorance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhat you didn’t think Is often the question.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhat you know All turns out to be Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhatever you avoid Can Become of Import.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhatever you perceive remains Mysterious.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhat you Never did do Becomes Important!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nA Plethora, Of Curiouser Caricatures Dwell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nWhat in Hell we might be Accomplishing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhy\neverybody sparkles the harder any Bullshit Flies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nif there’s still some sort of Actual Opening.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nIf Rabbit Holes Come With a Rock Bottom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\neight root metaphors hold keys to Heaven’s Gates;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nDesires to peek behind the curtain at the Wizard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSee\nwho it is, that has their Finger on all of the Buttons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nfirst gathering all the Keys to Heaven’s Pearly Gates!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nhelp from her Companion the Wu Li Master Rider!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHoping\nto Discover The Secrets to All Heaven and Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSecrets\nSo Fantastic, Even Our Blind, Deaf, and Overcome!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWould\nSee, Hear, And Feel The One True Love, Emanating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndragon alone possesses the ignorant virtue to,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnswer\nthe wild call, of her mama nature’s pleasure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAbiding\nat the end of the road less traveled by anybody!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAbiding,\nwhere its possible to forget to remember to forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAbiding,\nwhere Gravity’s Rainbow yet begins and ends again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAbiding\nwhere all can clearly see the entire stairway to heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAbiding\nwhere only the great Fractal Dragon might ever enter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArousing\nemotions no mere mortal heart may ever withstand!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice’s\nillustrious ignorant virtue embodies poetry in motion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nshe is the all powerful Avatar of Mother Nature herself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ngoes before Mother Nature, without seeing her first!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ngoes before her Father, without seeing her mother!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPossessing\nher mother’s Truly Warped sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nher words never make the slightest sense at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwho always seems to know but not quite know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwho cannot forget how to remember to forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone may be in two places at the same time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone knows, whatever she needs to know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nEternally Dwelling, Within Her Own Skin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnows\nwhat she needs to No in the present!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwhich way is UP in a black hole!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLegendary Rainbow Fractal Dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwhom none can ever hope to defy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond,\nmere mortal comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKindling\nthe flames of all knowledge!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nvoid of our ignorance within you,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nMother of All voids is her mother!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost revered ancient virgin valley.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\npowerful avatar of our mama nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nis Her Mother’s Beloved Daughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSpark Inside all which can never die.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nabiding Wonderment in our moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nKindling Curiosity and Wonder!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeginning\nof the end, of all space and time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeginning\nof the End of Gravity’s Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorant\nvirtue Espouses elegant Simplicity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRainbow\nWarriors Following Her Rainbows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nRainbows All Follow Rainbow Warriors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity’s\nRainbow dwells in everyone’s heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInvincible\npeaceful warriors ride the rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nrainbows, simultaneously in many places!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nRainbows Inspire, Everything In Creation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nRainbows Empower The Rainbow Nation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwho brings color to all Light and Darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwho’s virtue embodies all poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMother\nNature being the one she adores all day;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPapa\nshines his Truth upon his idolized favorite!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ncolors of the Rainbow yet bewitch the world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nPromise from her father Of the Waters of life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice’s\nRainbows Illuminate, The Pale Full Moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeloved\nby her father she’s her mother’s daughter,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeloved\nby her mother, she is faithful to her father!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nnever fails to guide her in the worst of storms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nrock of Ages brilliantly llluminates the rainbow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost beautiful of all Hides her true face from us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMother\nand daughter both hiding their faces from us,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nforever peering deep within the memory of God,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nSeeking the Keys, to the Gateway to Paradise;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShyly\nplays peek-a-boo, with everything in the universe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nImpish Q-Pid Often Plays With the Arrow of Time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nAlice alone knows the hidden secrets of the rabbit hole,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\neven Q-Pid’s arrows, are powerless to stop the dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Chinese\nFairytale, Wizard of Oz, Louis Carroll, Star Trek)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBliss\nBunnies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nDon’t\nWorry Just Be Happy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nmakes you Feel bad,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeave\nalone at a Good distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nmakes you feel Better,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMay\nwe all Embrace as a friend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nwhere Life may lead.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nignorant wisdom and virtue,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\nOld Forks in the Road;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nAlways Look the Same.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nForks are all Identical!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\ndirection leading home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthis Bliss Bunny anyway!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDown\na complete abstraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSideways\nis only a Distraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\ndirection leads to Heaven.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nthan the eagles can Soar.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\ncalls and Papa is my rock!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nthe most beautiful of any.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none who gives all life meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none who makes A Brighter Day,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmpowering\nAll to feel as we please!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUrging\nme once more to Embrace Joy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nDeliciously embrace my inner child!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nCelebrate Yet Another Day Dawning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nToday A Child Of God Is Celebrating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuietly\ndancing towards the silent melody in the unseen distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\naway from any really stupid bullshit I don’t need in my life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nare no wrong steps, as each becomes lighter than the last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthe birds in the trees begin joyfully singing along with me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBlissful\nsmiles abound, as we sing our playful walking song!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nagain its a brand new day as I inhabit my own center!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\ncan stop me from celebrating yet another sunrise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathing\nin and out inner peace and joy overwhelm me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilence\nof inner contentment abides peacefully with me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nalong with the Universe it sings back with me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nawareness another metaphor for our happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nreaches up through me to embrace the sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nmetaphor expressing our overwhelming Joy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nfeet know the way as the way knows Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nground below me warmly embraces my feet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHelping\nme balance while we continue our dance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nClaim, Its Always Darkest Before The Dawn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nthe light, loves to play games of peek-a-boo,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEndlessly\nsurprising, everyone and anything it might.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight scaring the pants off the poor timid shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho,\nbecause they are so shy, don’t dare make a sound.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nmuch faster than the light, shadows prefer to hide!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight being so slow, it never sees them running away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nBrave Enough to ask the light to stop scaring them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nbrave enough To Face the light about how they feel;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nbrave enough to ever tell the light they Were Scared.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe Light Never Actually Tries to Scare any Shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nhow Frail Shadows are frightened by how it plays.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLight only wants to have fun not frighten Pale Shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSmiling\nwith my entire body at the warmth of the rising sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnthusiastically\nembracing the wisdom my inner child offers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nreassure our shadows, that the light means them no harm.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nthe blazing light, wouldn’t deliberately hurt a single soul!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nthe light, will occasionally scare the pants off of everyone;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nthe light only wishes to play endless games of peek-a-boo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nthe Worst Personal Tragedy is to become afraid of the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nworst tragedy for many Is to never embrace the light again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nworst tragedy for too many is closing their eyes to the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe light can Frequently Seem to be Brighter than it really is!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nthe light may also seem to be much scarier than it really is,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nthe light, might even hurt our eyes if we’re not ready.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfusing\nhappiness with avoiding fear we forsake contentment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nhabits can become the beginning of suffering and confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeeling\ndeep in my loins, that my life can never be the same again;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nmy past with a sigh seeing the future unfold before me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nembrace the greater context of One Truth along with my shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nwalk the road less traveled, and make new friends along the way,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nboldly go where none has ever gone before in search of happiness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe only thing that I know is I actually don’t know anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\ndeliciously between gossamer moonbeams to my own silent melody,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nnearby a brand new morning bliss bunny lies cuddling in bed nursing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(For\nHeron)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChildish\nFathers<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“My\nheart leaps up,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“When\nI behold A rainbow in the sky:”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“So\nwas it when my life began;“<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“So\nis it now I am a man;“<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“So\nbe it when I shall grow old,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Or\nLet Me Die!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"The\nChild Is Father Of The Man;"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"And,\nI Still Yet Wish All of My Days,"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"Be\nBound Each to Each, By Natural Piety!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"For\nWhen I Was A Child, I Spake As A Child;"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"I\nComprehended as a Child, I Thought as a Child:"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“But,\nwhen I became a man I put away childish things.”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Learning\nto value, whatever my society places value on.”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Yet,\nforever, Wonder remains the beginning of all wisdom,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Hope\nstill burns eternal in the light at the end of every tunnel,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“And\nblessed are the most vulnerable hearts amongst all creation,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“For\nthe gentlest hearts are the strongest, bending without breaking,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Laboring\naway in the darkness, somehow knowing without knowing,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“They\nhave to give in order to receive, and that can require a leap of\nfaith.”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Somehow\nknowing, each must give whatever they can in order to receive.”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(William\nWordsworth, the Bible, Socrates, Albert Camus)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nChoose\nNot to Choose<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNo\nMore Brooding, Or Shuffling About!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nMore Walking in Shame and Regrets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nMore Hiding, From The Entire World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nMore Wallowing In My Own Self-pity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nToday\nI Go Through The Door, A New Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nToday\nI leave all my regrets at the door!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToday\nI Strip away all of the old Labels!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPiercing\nGaze Upon the path before me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\ndemeanor itself shouts no Nonsense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\ncan make me take the Next step!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\none can intimidate me in the slightest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nshall doubt my personal confidence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan forbid me from moving forward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan stop me from making my Ascent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nCould Ever Stop An Irresistible Force of Nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nToday A Child of God, Walks The Earth Reborn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmore wallowing regretting my wallowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeandering\naimlessly Alone in the wilderness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmatter what defense Offered for any Delays!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmatter what your lame brain may say to you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nAre No New Beginnings Or Dramatic Endings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\ntaking one step After another and another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof whatever we may think we perceive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof any Objections that we may conceive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof any Threats we might decide to make!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nnext action I take Remains entirely Unavoidable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShort\nof violating Relativity and quantum mechanics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShort\nof Violating everything Known about any Logic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShort\nof Vanishing Completely off the face of the earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\nIncomprehensible To those less self-assured!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nany mystical mysticism to ever relay to humans!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nany Feeble attempts to categorize, box, and label!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nparadox of existence beyond any and all imagination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe only thing anybody Really knows is nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPapa’s\ngreat Truth remains the source of mama’s affections!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nlove is irresistible but she has a wicked sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUgly\nDucklings, must all ascend the great Stairway to Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nAll Speaking in One Voice Yet With Different Tongues!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nFrame of Mind Can Make All the Difference in the World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(A\nSilent Melody Echoes Endlessly Inside the Empty Void!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmere mortals only think we know what we’re doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmere mortals often confuse ourselves unnecessarily!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmere mortals are tiny infants learning how to crawl!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmere mortals, revel in crapping in our own diapers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmortals forever remain big babes to somebody else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmere mortals are Fated to fall on our own fat asses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmortals only see our reality, through a lens darkly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmortals have only to open our eyes in order to see.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nhave but To Listen in order for everybody to hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nhave but to accept our lives to discover ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust first accept our world to conquer ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmortals are but ants, ascending the Empire State!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust first open our hearts and minds to succeed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust first embrace being honest with ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nour mama nature is never really a choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nhas been according to any logic I know of!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nhas been, in my own experience anyway!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever,\nin anybody’s experience that I know of!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nchoose not to choose, so I may listen instead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nChoosing To Listen, Instead of Talking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMany\nare quite pleased, to find they possess:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTremendous\nwisdom remembering to listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTremendous\nwealth of personal experience!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTremendous\nriches within their awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTremendous\nmotivation to pay it forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nits their Heart that really matters:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nany inanely calculating stupid brains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nbeating hearts can inform our brains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nour hearts may make sense of things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nhearts, can lend everything meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou feel love or it needs more work!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou feel warmth, or you’re still cold!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou give greater love or lose sparkle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou accept your joy or bite the bullet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou choose to be happy, or you don’t!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou gets a joke or you never do laugh!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou make an effort or don’t really care!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nso, says a mindless chattering lame brain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nso, our mindless ego eternally droning on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nso says the accepted conventional wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nso say those always waffling on everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgos\nall having no actual awareness of anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgos\nare but monkeys all chattering on our backs,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgo\nhas no real awareness of others or themselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgo\nlikes to talk, but doesn’t know a damned thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgo\nseldom shuts up long enough to learn anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nI choose not to choose to laugh hard again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nover my choices I still choose not to choose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nall the louder aware it means I get to choose.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nat my choosing not to choose any foolishness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nknowing my gentle laughter is my own choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nrealizing I couldn’t care who hears me laughing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nand sobbing the tears begin to roll down my face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nat the sound, of my own worst hysterical laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\naware laughter can frequently be the best medicine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing,\nI choose not to choose to not worry about the future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nknowing dwelling on bad choices is only a bad choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nbecause for better or worse we all have to make choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\naware that I also get to choose what are the worst choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\naware it seldom matters, which is actually the worst choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nbecoming aware that nobody can ever pop their own bubble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nme, myself, and I can choose not to choose, from the very best!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nagain, somewhere over the rainbow, deep inside some memory of God;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCharming\ntoddlers remain forever triumphant even when they make no sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBaby\nVelvet Jesus Saved By Rhinestones!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKen\nand Barbie, Are Saved By Their Accessories!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile,\nGoldilocks Plays Around With Her Ken Doll!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nConfusing\nCounterfactual, Contrarian Contradictions!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\nquite Certain whether they are coming or going.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDreams\nand nightmares of Vacuous lowbrow slapstick!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSome\ngirls give me diamonds some girls give me cloths!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKen\nand Barbie’s Dreamhouse is saved with rhinestones!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKentucky\nFried Chickenshit in Her Own EasyBake Oven,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nlightbulb can never come on if the door doesn’t open!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestones\nMade in America And Imported from China.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestones\nare Fun but diamonds are a girl’s best friend!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\nto be confused with mere crappy plastic imitations!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestones\ncan come and go but Friends are here to stay!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestone\ncowboys Get cards and letters From Strangers.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSizzling\nbedazzling rhinestones Ken and Barbie like it hot!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDark\nshadows of Green Acres reign over Gilligan’s Island!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBarbie’s\nRhinestones Saved Baby Velvet Jesus From Satan!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nif God was one of us? Would our rents go up again?<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus is my Landlord Shepard and I shall not want,<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYeah\nThough I Walk Through The Valley of The Shadow of Death,<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nshall fear no evil thirdworld cheap knockoff reproductions!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNor\nthe insidious alien anal probe, mindcontrol conspiracy!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJesus\nis my landlord but he won’t fix anything on Sunday!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBetraying\nanonymity golden Silence Follows Velvet Jesus.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFaster\nthan his own Bullets, Velvet Elvis Left the Building.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHeaven\nand Earth alone Know the Joys of Velvet Rapture!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nSecond Coming is a reminder the gift keeps on giving.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\npearly gates of heaven use only authentic rhinestones!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nfuture is so bright Velvet Elvis and Jesus wear shades!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestone\nVelvet Elvis has the gift of Sparkling Laughter.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\njust $10.oo more Velvet Elvis comes with a Laugh Box.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestones\nfading into the sunset like the western heroes!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTwinkling\nlike the stars upon the Hollywood walk of fame.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus just left Chicago, he’s bound for New Orleans!!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus just left Chicago, he’s bound for New Orleans!!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHell…\nYeah!!!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTook\na jump through Mississippi…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMuddy\nWater, turned to wine…….<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTook\na jump through Mississippi….<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMuddy\nWater, turned to wine………<br\/>\nThen out to California\nthrough the burning forests and the pines!<br\/>\nTake me with you,\nVelvet Jesus, Velvet Elvis has left the building!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\nmight not see him in person, but he’ll see you just the same…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\nmight never see him in person but he’ll see you just the\nsame.<br\/>\nYou don’t have to worry, ’cause takin’ care of business is\nhis name!<br\/>\n(Rolling\nStones, Carol Chaning, Pink Floyd, ZZ Top)<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~~~\n~~~ ~~~ ~~~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Shine\nOn You Crazy Diamond!~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Remember\nwhen you were young~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~You\nShone Like The Sun~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Shine On You Crazy…\nDiamond!!!~*<br\/>\n*~Now There’s A Look In Your Eyes~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Like\nBlack~~Holes~~In~~The Sky!~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Wormholes~Leading~Nowhere~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Dark\nShadows of Days, Gone By~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Specters\nCommanding Our Future!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Ghostly~Echoes~Hallowed~Ground!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Mysterious\n~Brief~Candles*~ Flickering~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~The\nDead~Rise~*Up*~Only~To~Lie Down~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Motionless!~*Cacophony*~In~The\nSilence!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Echoing\nThat~*Which*~No~Longer Exists!~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Yet\nThe…Spark…Within…May…Never Die!~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Light~Forever…Penetrating…Deepest…Darkness!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*<\/font>~Shine\n*On*~*You*~*Crazy*~*Diamonds!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~You\nWere..*Caught*…In…The Crossfire!~*<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*Placed\nOn…A…Pedestal*…And Used*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*Treated*Like*A*Trophy*Prize*~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Blown\n*On~The~*Steel Breeze~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Come\nOn You Target For Faraway Laughter~*<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Threatened\nBy Shadows And Exposed In The Light.~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Come\nOn You Stranger, You Legend, You Martyr, And Shine!~*<br\/>\n*~You\nReached For The Secret Too Soon, You Cried For The Moon!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Shine\nOn~You~Crazy~Diamond!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Well\nYou Wore Out Your Welcome~*<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~With\nRandom Precision… Rode On The Steel Breeze~*<br\/>\n**~Come On You\nRaver**~** You Seer Of Visions~**<br\/>\n*~Come On You Painter* You\nPiper* You Prisoner* And Shine!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Alas,\nPoor Yorick! I Knew Him, Horatio, A Fellow of Infinite Jest~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOf\nmost excellent fancy, he hath borne me on his back a thousand times,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nNow How Abhorred in My Imagination it is, My Gorge Rises at It!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Pink\nFloyd, Shakespeare)<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“*`Karma\nChameleon`*”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*‘Every\nday, is like survival’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*’I’m\na man without conviction’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*‘I’m\na man, who doesn’t know’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*’How\nto sale, a contradiction? ‘*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*’You\ncome and go, you come and go’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*&“*’Karma,\nkarma, karma, karma, karma chameleon’*”&*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~’*@~“*’You\ncome and go, you come and go’*”~@*’~*<br\/>\n‘*@~“*’Loving\nwould be easy if your colors were like my dreams’*”~@*’<br\/>\n‘*@~“*’Red,\ngold, and green, red, gold, and green’*”~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~“*’Karma,\nkarma, karma, karma, karma chameleon’*”~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*’You\ncome and go, you come and go’*”~@*’~*<br\/>\n‘*@~“*’Loving\nwould be easy if your colors were like my dreams’*”~@*’<br\/>\n*~‘*@~“*’Red,\ngold, and green, red, gold, and green!’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~“*’Chameleons\nneed reality to go with their dreams.’*”~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~“*’Walking\nthe walk our dreams all fly free’*”~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~@~“*’The\nturning of the screw’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~“*’Its\na gift to be able to use another person’s words.’*”~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~*’If\nyou like penecoladas and taking walks in the rain’*~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~*’Rather\nthan just getting wet all the time’*~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~*’Choosing\nthe high road our dreams fly free’*~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~*’Dancing\ndelightfully between invisible moonbeams.’*~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Boy\nGeorge original lyrics)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nStanding\nOut<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\npopular rock band Yes once sang:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n"I’ve\nSeen, All Good People,"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n"Turn\nTheir Heads Each Day!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n"So\nSatisfied, I’m On My Way!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nExpressing\na Common Attitude.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nAny nail that Stands Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nones that rise above all the rest,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich Seldom appears to Fit In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncatches the Public Eye too often!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\nis just Pounded down hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBob\nMarley was singing sentimentally,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n"How\nlong shall they kill our prophets,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nWe Stand Aside and Look?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nSay, It’s Just A Part of It;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe’ve\ngot to fulfill the book.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWon’t\nyou help… me sing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nsongs of freedom,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt’s\nall… I ever had…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRedemption,\nsongs.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\na man shot him!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAfter\nmerely two days,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\ngot back up on stage,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsisting\nhe keep working.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nmaking things worse,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nspreading more hatred,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nDesiring a Hell on Earth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\npaused to take a day off!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJohn\nLennon they flat out killed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGunning\nhim down at close range,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif Somehow he’d Insulted them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nsinging that love is all you need,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nasking us to give peace a chance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nas a small child I stood out, and got pounded down hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPounded\ninto the dirt until I couldn’t tell which way was up.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nmy own parents, siblings, country, and entire culture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThrown\ninto the deepest Blackest Hole in all Calcutta!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nCrap was constantly raining down upon me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nfew ever doubt there’s no such thing as up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nI learned how to dig all the faster and deeper!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto hide from a ton of crap reigning down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nAvoid Standing Out, No Matter The Cost!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nnever standout, if it can be avoided at all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nstanding out is a mistake when others;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDecide\nwho can talk, and who must listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDecide\nwho may live and who will suffer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nAthenians killed my Master Socrates,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nhaving the Audacity to ask questions,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nthose fools who were willing to Listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSetting\nan all time low standard for greed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nZombies\nkilling all those asking questions,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNeutrality\nbecame exceedingly unpatriotic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCooperative\nGovernment is a contradiction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmeaning of words we have always used!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoes\nflying straight out the nearest Window;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThree\nStooges contesting what Stupid means!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncessantly\ndebating who is the best example.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nabout who is causing all the Fighting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nTo Prove, They’re All Ready To Fight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nmoney does the driving none is steering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nDaring to Agree with their own dictionary.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nnone ever dares Ask the simple questions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLights can be on when nobody is ever home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\neveryone is reduced to going on Autopilot.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthey’re Busy Playing with their cellphones.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLead\na horse to water you still can’t make it think,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwords have become our mindless weapons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\ndares to still stand out, even the slight bit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\none dares to ever stand out, speaking the truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBillionaires\ncreated, by any popular undying thirst!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nwealthy place bets while goading everyone on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsisting\nnone could actually ever Trust each other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nif we kill people for simply asking questions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nif nobody ever really wants to Hear the truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nImplying\nwe require Their Elaborate Interpretations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nrequire thoughtful planning as well as Reactions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nFor the freedom of all those willing to Fight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDetailed\ninstructions for Stomping upon any middle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nfor the freedom to say what freedom means!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis just a joke if you can’t get the punch lines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnsuring\nNever-ending Armageddon never does end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nevery mindless zombie knows, shit rolls downhill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nensure nobody actually dares to listen to questions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeaning\nany further discussion, is out of the question!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nensure no one dares to crack jokes they seldom like!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nensure few might ever dare to laugh out loud again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nnone may even agree on the common dictionary,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nneutrality becomes, the worst of all fashions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlaw of the excluded middle masquerades as reason.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nnone may even agree on the definitions of words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nthe mainstream never wanted to hear the truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlaw of contention eternally stomping on the middle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMasquerading\nas whatever tough love, they all think up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCommitting\nmass suicide, they all quarrel over ideology!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLemmings,\nall determined to march right over their cliff!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBlaming\none another for their demise all the way down,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEndless\ncomplaints never failing to fall upon deaf ears!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nin the game of cutthroat poker nobody ever listens.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nit is every man for himself there are no winners!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis just the right to claim you have no choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nstanding out may only be used as a distraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nactually talking is the most dangerous thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReflecting\nmindless flock, pecking order thinking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPay\nattention to our bullshit, instead of that crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nsee no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil is evil,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nJust More of the Same Three Stooges Slapstick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOld\nschool Vaudeville, physical comedy routines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPaying\nmuch more attention to any angry bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI’ve\nseen all good people turn their heads each day,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nwhether to run in the opposite direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThree\nStooges pecking orders are a fall back position!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\na collective group shortage of memory and brains;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\npreserve the flock by protecting collective memories,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsing\nnegative memories, at least the flock has a chance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nawaiting the day they might become self-aware!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nsearching for answers in their nightmare fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe lights are left on because nobody is actually home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComedians\ncomplaining, the mindless masses are total idiots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefusing\nto laugh at anything, not based upon the stupid truth,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nanyone caught standing out with the truth gets shot down,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthose foolish enough to ask questions get strung up by a lynch mob!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeople\nAre Strange<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeople\nare strange, when you’re a stranger,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFaces\nall look ugly, when you’re alone.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWomen\nseem wicked when you’re unwanted,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStreets\nare uneven, when you’re down!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nyou’re strange…Faces come out of the rain!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nyou’re strange…No one remembers you’re name!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nyou’re strange…When you’re strange…When\nyou’re strange…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(The\nDoors original lyrics)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nBeat Goes On in The Country of the Blind!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDiscovering\nhumility in Libertarian Paradise,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nas Unlikely as discovering a hen with teeth!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nreality, reality is beyond the worst of fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMight\nas well be True for all practical purposes!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe faraway land of the country of the blind.<br\/>\nDrums keep\npounding a rhythm to my brain!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nMad Shaman Dancing Round The Fire!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nhow humanity might survive!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYet\nthe Beat Goes On, the Beat Goes On!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPrepared\nminds are prepared to open!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nheart alone still beats in silence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRemaining\nhidden in the darkness,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOur\nlove and humor, may survive!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\nThe Beat Goes On, The Beat Goes On!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nCharleston, was once the rage!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nforever history turned the page.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto censor our mass media!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto censor, any online trolls.<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto spin all the news for you!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nextra, to know the real score.<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto keep the trash out of sight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging,\nto put a stop to the robocalls!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto lie to your face about lying!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto bill everyone, for their bills!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto stop the wolves at our door!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nwhatever they damned please!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto Silence Anybody Protesting!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nThe Beat Goes On The Beat Goes On!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDrilling\na migraine, right into our brains!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nShoving\na stake right through our hearts!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\npounding away at everybody’s skull!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBeat\ncops beating up their neighborhoods!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPepper\nspray is so much more photogenic!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHeads\nall pounding to the endless rhythm!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChoreographed\nall in the name of freedom!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nthe beat goes on, the beat continues on!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nForming\ntheir own line dance in goosestep!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDancing\njust as fast as is humanly possible!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPausing\nonly to collect everyone’s cameras!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPerfecting\nthe moonwalk we could stumble,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPositive\nonly guilty feet ain’t got no rhythm!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGoosestepping\nDown Roads All Paved In Gold!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIt\nAin’t My Revolution If You Can’t Dance To It!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nthe beat goes on, the beat always goes on!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\ndrums of war seldom elicit graceful steps.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nListening\nto the voice of our regimented muse,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMarching\nto the sound of a different drummer.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe faraway land of the country of the blind!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFreestyle\ndancing is always carefully regulated.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDancing\nby yourself is the only real alternative!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nlong as privacy remains, On Sale at Walmart!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAI\nand quantum computing are the next big thing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFreedom\nOn Sale Now at Walmart at low-low prices!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nreality TV and Professional Wrestling are real!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nLibertarian Paradise, its illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nthe beat goes on the beat goes on, without any end in sight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nForever\nDrilling a Hole Through My Mind, Body, Psyche, and Soul!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\nsay you want a revolution, you know, we all want to change the world!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBecause\nwithout heart your revolution ain’t nothing but another angry\nmob!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nListening\nto the Libertarian Paradise Gravy Train may only rot your brain!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Sony\nand Cher, Emma Goldman, George Michael, Beatles)<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWu\nLi Master Bullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWu\nLi Master met a Zen Master at a harbor pier,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBoth,\nwaiting for the same ferry boat to arrive,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\na warm, beautiful sunny summer’s day.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nafter awhile the Zen Master spoke up.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClaiming\nhe had studied for many decades,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerfecting\nthe lost Art of Walking on water!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMastering\nit so he could now Teach anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nthat they didn’t have to wait for a boat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTotally\nflabbergasted, the Wu Li shouted out:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTwenty\nYears Studious Dedicated Application!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhy?!\nWhen the ferry is only a dollar, and it’s a long walk!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nquite sure how anyone could possibly respond to that.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nPondering Deeply What the Wu Li Master Had Said!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nsuddenly chose to beg him just as humbly as he could!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nteach him the finer Mystical Arts, of Slinging Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWu\nLi replied, that the hardest lesson for most to learn,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe one People have Trouble believing:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nUnderestimate your own Potential!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncan also Study the Comedy of masters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStarting\nwith watching any better Cartoons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSuch\nas toddlers, cockroaches, and chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwrote the book on the Greatest cartoons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nmay yet teach any old clown new Tricks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nold dogs having a Soft Spot For toddlers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGentle\nhumor and not just all the Rough Stuff!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nto Gently Laugh at ourselves as well,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nlaughing at all the Foolishness of the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nto enjoy all Laughter for its own sake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNaive\nlaughter at the Naked man in the parade!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCartoon\nLogic can easily be applied to anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nbecause of any Extreme Juxtaposition!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTwo\ndimensions would describe a quarter of life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncluding\nany classical mathematics and physics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFamous\nas The School of The Bull-With-Diarrhea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngentle old bull, who’s been put out to pasture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nold Ox that all the Little Kids still enjoy riding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nold Ox who likes to Tip-Toe through the tulips.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmphasizing\ngentle humor that’s Never too Pushy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumor\nin our silent victories in silent explanations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCollective\nIgnorance that leaves anyone Speechless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProduces\nmany completely off-the-wall punch lines,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nkind you are not certain you want to Remember.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nkind that can make Everyone in the room Groan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nare capable of saying the damnedest things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nHysterical Kind causing some to roll on the floor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddler\nignorant wisdom is only Gained By Attrition.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nare Forever natural born Clowns and Artists.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddler\ncomedy is by far the more Difficult To Master.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nbeing so dim they Never Know what’s funny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nBeing Clueless as to Just How Funny they are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nall being funny When they’re Not even Trying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRolling\nalong with the punch lines counts for extra points!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\nalong they easily become the center of attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nthe tiniest tots can tirelessly sling zingers all day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nto begin with, what they’re actually saying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nwhere they are and who they’re talking to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nunwittingly sticking anything in their mouth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthat the only thing they know is nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nzingers have all the more impact and punch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes,\nthey will make mean men hysterical!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nupon reflection involving actual thinking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncluding\nstill scratching my head quizzically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nto mention, a lot of begging the question,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFending\noff, any red herrings and strawmen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\ndebating if there are any finer points,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nthe hell the words might really mean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeaning\n90% of everything, is half mental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nhalf of anything mental is your heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich,\nprefers to beat in silence, in the dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nan echo chamber filled with rubber balls,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Bingo cage, thoroughly mixing numbers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPoetry\nin motion may often resemble pure chaos!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClowns\nbumble along, forever changing direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\neven refusing to watch where they are going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nthe lights may be on but nobody is home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\naround like a chicken, with its head cut off!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nattempting to gain, everyone else’s attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nScreaming\nand shouting warning us the sky is falling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBouncing\noff all the walls, as if they’re made of rubber.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nplayful toddlers, constantly getting into everything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\ntheir rainbows, butterflies and dust bunnies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExploring\ntheir world, the only way they know how to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExploring\ntheir own world, by playing with everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting they really want everyone to be happy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting to help each other back up on their feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting, all anyone ever wanted to do was play!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting, who’s love they really admire the most!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting we’re all just big babies to someone else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting how easy it can be to forgive and forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting they are all actually brothers and sisters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nwalking down the road, less traveled by most others;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nwalks their own path up one and the same mountain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwalking hand in hand will stop each other from falling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nmany of us are more accomplished clowns than others.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nof us can have confidence, without any foolish hubris.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na batter who enjoys playing so much, they never choke!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nlearning to relax, and just do what you know to do.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nunderestimating your potential is a huge mistake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrying\nnot to be funny we may often live to regret succeeding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrying\ntoo hard to be serious we may forsake our contentment,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrying\ntoo hard to be hilarious, your jokes just aren’t that funny.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrying\ntoo hard to make people like you, is another easy mistake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\ncomedians must always first cultivate faith, in their own jokes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nin circles screaming and shouting if that’s what is required,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nmaster the fine art of slinging bullshit, follow your gentle\nlaughter.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Tiny\nTim)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\nAll Hold Dearest<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nYou\nWill Never Discover Happiness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nThe New York Stock Exchange!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ntraders will Offer to sell their stock,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt’s\njust not something they ever trade in.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nsomething that science may Quantify!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nasking to either buy or sell happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\never offering to sell stock in Happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\never talking about happiness derivatives.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\never claiming they’ve cornered the market!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\njust not something material wealth may attain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nis why starving people in the third world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nbe just as peaceful and content as anyone,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’re\njust starving to death and Want Food!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nto acquire peace, love, and happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe last Resort of the completely Incompetent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nin circles while Screaming and Shouting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nLike People Do Upon the N.Y. Stock Exchange!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nonly gets you more of the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nyou fall down on your knees,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nHumbled or Laughing at your personal foolishness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGreater Truth, is not something science can measure,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe one Greater Truth cannot be boxed and labeled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDetermining\neverything the One Truth Justifies itself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nonly our love may Inspire the humility to listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nOnly Love, Inspires Us All To Open Our Eyes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nOnly Love Inspires Us All To Open Our Ears!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nlove cultivates ignorant wisdom and Virtue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nlove embraces the naive child in each of us.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nalone can make all of humanity grateful.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNurturing\nour ability to use beautiful words;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNurturing\nembracing the silent explanation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorant\nVirtue Remains Ignorant Wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnlike\nlaughter the truth cannot be forced!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHence\nthe one Truth remains triumphant.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nour Truth speaks louder than words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLouder\nThan the Biggest Possible Bang!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLouder\nthan a Tree falling in the forest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLouder\nthan anybody wants to Know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLouder\nthan the Loudest loudmouth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSofter\nthan the gentle Rain may Fall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAmong\nothers Barry Kaufman says;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmyriad wonderful things in life,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAre\nalways there Just for the Asking,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAre\nthere if we Accept no sometimes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nContent with Whatever Life brings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nWilling To Make The Best of Things.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nby Loving might all discover love.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nby loving may We Give To Others.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nby loving might All Conquer Hate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nby loving would we Know Victory.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nin Giving may we actually Receive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis your Freedom to Be Happy with!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis your freedom to Laugh yet again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nActualize more of your True Potential!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nmake the most of all our gifts of Grace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrant yourself Any Freedom you want.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurrender\nyour simple Acknowledgment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrant yourself any Feelings you Desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nentertain any thoughts you could have.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrant yourself more freedom To Listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrant yourself the life you truly Desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nlove is to be happy with Your Journey!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nGrant Yourself The Freedom to Dance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nGrant Yourself Freedom to Sing Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbecome accepting of who we really are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\naccept the joy in becoming Free At Last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nway to happiness to embrace freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\njust know how to ask Simple questions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbe happy with our miracle to believe in!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbe Happy with our One Shinning Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbe happy in accepting Knowing nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbe what can seem Altogether Impossible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNon-judgmental\nAccepting And Embracing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nRequiring Any Expertise, Or Training.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nactually having, any requirement at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmembers only benefits or special privileges!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmental gymnastics nor dietary requirements!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nworries about your horrible credit card rating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nsponsors or recommendations are ever needed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ncommitments or swearing on the stack of Bibles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nspecial age, height, sex, or physical requirements!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nsales pitch, testimonials, nor advocates to listen to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nsurveys, forms, or flaming hoops, to jump through!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nattitudes, postures, nor beliefs for you to ever adopt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe man or woman in the mirror none really avoids!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe person in any room who still has to listen to You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe Person in the room who puts up with all your BS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe person in the room who simply pretends to argue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe person in the room who has to decide to live again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe one person in any room who doesn’t buy your Lies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSublime\nsurrender residing in sharing what all hold dearest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nResiding\nin our abiding our personal desires and Awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to accept or reject they ever have any Freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to Listen to whatever their heart may tell them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to choose not to Choose who they may become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to surrender to their heart’s desire to be Honest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to become greater than in their wildest Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to once again begin listening more than talking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to still pretend they can really lie to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nFreedom to deny anybody has any freedom whatsoever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nVulnerability Is The Fountain Of Loving Awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthat the only thing they know is they Know Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nFreedom is a Joke if you never do get the punch lines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnone may Actually Buy what can only be freely given!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthat to Love Yourself means to be happy with yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nits impossible to give anybody what they always reject!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nhappiness never was something traders comprehended!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\npoetry in motion remains beyond all human comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\nNobody ever tries to sell\nhappiness upon the New York Stock Exchange!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nsome Babylonians believe you can buy happiness on Fantasy Island!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(The\nOption Institute)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n*~A\nMiracle to Believe In~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&~*<br\/>\n*~&Rainbow\nWarriors, All Follow The Rainbow!&~*<br\/>\n*~&While Rainbows\nFollow Them Everywhere,&~*<br\/>\n*~&Occupying, All Their\nHearts And Visions,&~*<br\/>\n*~&With ambitions for peace,\nlove, and joy.&~*<br\/>\n*~&Whilst suffering the slings and\narrows,&~*<br\/>\n*~&Of more unforgiving episodic\nfortunes!&~*<br\/>\n*~&Yet, amongst the noblest of all\nqualities!&~*<br\/>\n*~&The Appreciation of Our Innate\nHumanity:&~*<br\/>\n*~&One half of me is yours…. the other\nhalf yours,&~*<br\/>\n*~&Mine own I would say; but if Mine….\nthen Yours!&~*<br\/>\n*~&And so all yours as I embrace you as I\nwould myself!&~*<br\/>\n*~&For we few, We Happy Few… we are a\nband of brothers!&~*<br\/>\n*~&The Truth’s Softest Light Shines\nAdoringly Upon the Moon!&~*<br\/>\n*~&Forever Sparking Wondrous\nLove and Inspiration Amongst Us!&~*<br\/>\n*~&Simple Desires\nFor Any To Cherish, Laugh, Play, Give, and Forgive!&~*<br\/>\n*~&As\nwell as, to upon occasion, forget, ignore, reject, protect, and to\nheal!&~*<br\/>\n*~&*&*&*&*&*Namaste*Namaste*Namaste*Namaste!*&*&*&*&~*<br\/>\n*<<<<<<<<~&*I*Celebrate*The*Multiverse*Within*All!*&~>>>>>>>>*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&*Wondrous**Miracles**For*All*To*Believe*In!*&~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&**Wondrous**Wonderment**of**Wonderment!**&~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*&*The*Spark*Within*All*That*Never*Dies!*&*~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*&*The*Eternal*Abiding*Flame*Of*Wonder!*&*~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~&*Our*Singular*Sublime*Victorious*Truth!*&~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&The*Closest*Place*To*Discover*Your*Very*Own*Miracles!&*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&Is*To*Search*For*Your*Own*Miracles*Within*All*Of*Us!&*<\/font><br\/>\n*~&That\nWhich Eternally Defines Your Freedom!&~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&That\nWhich None Could Ever Actually Steal!&~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&That\nWhich None, Might Ever Truly Corrupt!&~*<br\/>\n*~&Love and\nHonor Our One Mother and Father!&~*<br\/>\n*~&Embrace Your\nMiracle Of Great Loving Truth!&~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&Embrace\nYour Own Nature, And Loving Truth!&~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&&&&&&&&Embrace\nThat, Which Is Simply Beyond Words!&&&&&&&&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&Embrace\nThat Which, Still Remains A Miracle To Believe In!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Embrace\nThe Eternally Loving Miracle, That All Can Share!&*<\/font><br\/>\n*&&&&&&&Discover\nHow Our Love Remains Forever Young!&&&&&&*<br\/>\n***********&Treasure\nAll of Humanity As Your Long Lost Kin!&**********<br\/>\n*&Discover\nFor Yourself What Anyone Has To Offer!&*<br\/>\n*&Discover Our\nJourney Upon A Road Less Traveled!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nShadow But our Memory of the brilliance!&~**<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nBrilliance, forever Abiding within Shadow!&~**<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*Nothing\nCould Possibly, Be More Brilliant, Than Our Fellowship!*~*<\/font><br\/>\n**~*&The\nbeacon guiding Us on to The Promised Land!&*~**<br\/>\n**~&&The\nLighthouse Beacon Guiding All In The Storm!&&~**<br\/>\n**~**&&Wondr<\/font>ous\nSpark Of Life, Illuminating Our World!&&**~**<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~***&&Wondrous\nSpark Illuminating Our Darkest Nights!&&***~**<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**&*Wondrous\nTender Sparks Illuminating Our Rainbows!*&**<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n**~&*Wondrous,\nLoving, Fellowship Of Rainbow Warriors!*&~**<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n**~&*Celebrate\nThe Miracle Of Our Greater Enduring Truth!*&~**<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n**~**Celebrate\nYour Gift Of A MIRACLE, To Truly Believe In!**~**<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n**~&Celebrate\nOur, Own LOVING TRUTH, That Never Dies!&~**<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n**~&Celebrate\nGreater Miracles Restoring Humanity’s Spirit!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n**~&Celebrate\nA Miracle All Of Humanity, Might Believe In!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&Celebrate\nThe Miracle, Of Sharing Everyone’s Miracles!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nLove None Other Than Ourselves Can Ever Know!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nLove That We Alone Can Ever Give To Ourselves!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nLove That Says More Than Any Words Ever Can!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nLove Abiding Within All Of Our Beating Hearts!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span>*~The\nLove Calling Out To All Those Hearts Which Yet Beat In The\nDark!~*<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span>*~Knowing\nThat Our Love Is So Much, Much, More Than Just A Concept!~*<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span>*~<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span>Abiding\nAwareness Which Still Dwells, Within Our Moment!~*<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n*’*’The\nOne Love None Other Than Ourselves Can Know!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nLOVE That Survives The Worst Life Has To Offer!*’*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’*’The\nEternally Triumphant Forest Through The Trees!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nLove which says more than any words ever can.*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nlove that Abides within All Our Beating hearts!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nlove that takes a Licking and keeps on ticking!*’*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Our\nSilent Explanations All Rising, With The Universal Choir!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Our\nOwn Silent Voices All Become The Loudest In Any Room!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Our\nOwn Silent Victories Yet Abide, For All To Bear Witness!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’*’The\nlove we share in Raising up the Lowliest amongst us!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nLove shared between family, friends, and neighbors!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nloving gratitude, respect, and humor among friends!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nlove Showing as we all smile with our entire bodies!*’*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*’The\nlove that each may only know for themselves is real!*’*<br\/>\n*~*Our\nlove Blossoming, greater than any mere sum of parts!*~*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nsheer comfort in accepting and celebrating!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’One\nanother for merely being who we really are!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’Ourselves\nfor simply being Who We actually Are!*’*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~Free\nAt Last, Free At Last, The Roaring Silence, Become\nDeafening!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Reminding\nMe the Stars Above May Only Dance Within the Void!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*&’All\nthe fish in the oceans may only swim to greater depths’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’And,\nthe music I adore can only soar to greater heights’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’Because\nof the silent pauses, and the empty spaces’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’Enveloping\neverything everywhere in existence.’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’Between\neach twinkling mote of awareness’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’Within\neverything in the entire universe’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’Making\nit possible, for mere mortals’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’To\nsee the light without our eyes.’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’To\nlisten without having ears’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’To\ntaste without a tongue’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’To stop to\nsniff flowers’&*~*<br\/>\n<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<*&Unable\nTo Even Smell!&*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nEach But Open Their Own Hearts To A True Miracle To Believe\nIn!<\/font><br\/>\n*’*That\nwhich no mere mortal could ever hope to conquer!*’*<br\/>\n*’*That\nwhich no mere mortals can even hope to control!*’*<\/font><br\/>\n*’*That\nwhich simply by Abiding conquers All before it!*’*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’*That\nwhich asserts itself, by giving Unconditionally!*’*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*That\nwhich is more Laudable the more humble it is!*’*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*That\nwhich Is supremely Humble In Its simplicity!*’*<\/font><br\/>\n*Abiding\nJust Out Of Reach Within The Breasts Of Humanity!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*Illuminating\nThe Path upon a road less traveled!*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~Tiny\nSparks Within Us Which Cannot Actually Die!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*Illuminating\ndeliciously Lightest of Footsteps!*’*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*Illuminating\nhearts laboring In the Darkness!*’*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*Illuminating\nOur way on the darkest nights!*’*<br\/>\n*’*Illuminating\nthe way In Dazzling daylight!*’*<br\/>\n*’*Illuminating the\nBlinding Light of the sun!*’*<br\/>\n*’*Illuminating the\nShadows in Your Minds!*’*<br\/>\n*~<\/font>Like\nmy Master Socrates my One Desire!~*<br\/>\n*~To Become As Beautiful\nOutside, As In!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*To\nLive A Miracle, With Each Step I Take Along The Rainbow Path!*<br\/>\n*Yeah,\nThough I Walk Through The Valley of The Shadow Of\nDeath!*<\/font><br\/>\n*<~~~~~~~~~~I\nShall Fear No Evil!~~~~~~~~~~>*<\/font><br\/>\n*&For\nthou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me!&*<br\/>\n*&Our\nworst nightmares Slowly fading away to be forgotten!&*<br\/>\n*&’Upon\nrecalling how To Embrace a greater miracle within!’&*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&’Upon\nrecalling That Our Spark Within simply cannot die!’&*<br\/>\n*’*Allowing\nAll Of Our Loving Hearts To Speak For Themselves!*’*<br\/>\n*~*&Encouraging\nEveryone to Sing and Speak From the Heart!&*~*<br\/>\n**&**To\nlisten to the hearts of others First Listening to our own!**&**<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**’*&*Enjoying\nRecapturing More Playful Childhood Comradery!*&*’**<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**&*’*Enjoying\nAny Silences between Us as much as simple words!*’*&**<br\/>\n*’*~&’Enjoying\nour Shared Silent Explanations and Silent\nVictories!’&~*’*<br\/>\n*~**’&Enjoying Simply\nRelaxing and Sharing, whatever we still can!&’**~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*Using\nBeautiful Words All May Discover Our Bluebird of\nHappiness!*~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*Using\nBeautiful Words We Would Make Our World What We Desire!*~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*Using\nBeautiful Words All May Hear The Voices, Of Angels Singing!*~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n***Using\nBeautiful Words Our Songs May Elevate the Universal\nChoir!***<\/font><br\/>\n***Lovingly\nSpoken Words Become, Imbued With New Life and Light!***<\/font><br\/>\n**Lovingly\nSpoken Beautiful Words Could Inspire The Entire World!**<\/font><br\/>\n*Using\nBeautiful Words We Help One Another Up Onto Their Feet!*<\/font><br\/>\n*Sublime\nSurrender Yet Abides In Sharing, What All Hold Dearest!*<\/font><br\/>\n*<\/font>Our\nMutual Love And Honor, Imbuing New Life Unto All The Good\nThings!*<br\/>\n*<\/font>Our\nEnduring Freedom To Grant Ourselves, Any Love, We May Still\nShare!*<br\/>\n*~*&Beginning\nWith The Freedom To Share&*~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*&Any\nOf Our More Glorious Words!&*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~*&*For\nA Miracle To Believe In*&*~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~*&Makes\nA Brighter Day For You And Me!&*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’None\nCould Ever Corrupt That Which Remains Forever\nIncorruptible!*<br\/>\n*’Nobody may force upon themselves\nwhatever they still always reject!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’Nobody\nReal could ever steal what all know may only be given away!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’None\nmight ever lose What anyone knows could only be Given Away!*<\/font><br\/>\n*’None\ncould ever hope to destroy what Lies Beyond the physical forces!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’With\nThe Paradox Of Existence, you are what you is and that’s all it tis!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’For\na Miracle to Believe In remains The Spark within Which never\ndies!*<br\/>\n*’The miracle that all anyone ever Requires is to\nhave Faith in themselves!*<br\/>\n*’The Miraculous Truth remains\nsomething All of humanity may embrace!*<br\/>\n*’To grant\nourselves permission To Dance to the silent notes of our\nmelody!*<br\/>\n*’To become Poetry in Motion in Our moment for\nthe world to bear witness!*<br\/>\n*’Dancing Deliciously, Between\nDelightfully Invisible Gossamer Moonbeams!*<br\/>\n*’Forever,\nkindling Happiness, Joy, and Contentment with our own\nawareness!*<br\/>\n*’The silent victory is A Miracle to believe\nin that speaks louder than any words,*<br\/>\n*The silent explanation\ncontained in the silent song of ignorant wisdom and virtue,*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*The\nubiquitous poetry in motion of life forever defying all attempts at\nexplanation!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Those\nWho Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)<\/font><br\/>\n <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\nChildhood’s\nEnd<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&We\nAre All But Mother Nature’s Much Beloved Children!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Whose\nChildhoods Are Never-ending in Neverneverland!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&The\nsum of parts never actually being equal to the whole!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&None\namong us could ever comprehend the big picture!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&We\nAre But Ants Climbing The Empire State Building!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Gravity\nReminding Us All Which Way Is Still Down!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&The\nMemory Of God, Lost On The Distant Horizon!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Comforting\nOrb So Softly Illuminating Our World!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Oblivious,\nTo The Greater World All Around Us!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Oblivious\nTo Whatever Fate May Yet Await Us!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Never-Ending\nChildhood’s End In Never-land!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Ugly\nDucklings Are Fated To Become Swans!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Generally\nGuided By Instinct And Intuition!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&The\npast a Memory the future yet a dream!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Wherein\neight dimensions in a singularity!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Blazing\nlighthouse Beacon in all darkness!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Papa’s\nall encompassing truth guiding me!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nUndeniable Truth of our consciousness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nConsciousness of life is higher than life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nknowledge of Happiness is higher than happiness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nIs What We Have, To Fight Against!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nI shall, I shall fight against it! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\nIf\nonly we all wanted it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEverything\ncould be arranged thus immediately.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nChildhood’s\nEnd Is Upon Us Yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nThe Celebrations Begin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSomewhere,\nOver The Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nDeep In Never-Never land!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDeep\nwithin the Memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDeep\nin a wonderland Wilderness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nyellow brick road less Traveled.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nUs Sing All Praises Unto Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nOur Mother Earth, Giving Birth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReaching\nFor The Moon, And The Stars!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nRainbows, All Meet Mother Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBabes\nWandering In The Wilderness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\na Planet Eternally Lost in Space!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nUp! Warriors of the Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSpeak\nThat, Which Must Be Spoken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBreak\nThe Spell That Must Be Broken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nConfirm\nFor Yourself Your Very Own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nJourney\nUpon A Road Less Traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTrusting\nMama, To Show The Way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFeel\nThe Earth Beneath Your Feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nYour Personal Perceptions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nGentle\nHumor And Compassion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nRequire Any Justification!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nGravity’s\nRainbows So Glorious.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nColors\nCoalescing Unto Infinity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAngelic\nChoir’s, Ecstatic Praises.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nHorizons, Lost Then Found!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nArise\nChildren of the Universe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nArise,\nTo Reclaim Your Own Birthright!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nArise\nReclaim Your Own Rightful Heritage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nArise,\nReclaiming The Joy In Humanity’s Souls!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nWhat’s Still Good For You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ntreat Nature With Disdain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nshe Plays Wicked Peek-a-boo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nshe can Teach anyone disdain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nMay As Well Spit in the Wind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nmight as well Shoot your Foot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWonder,\nan Undeniable Sign of life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWonder\nBeginning of All Curiosity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nValor,\nBeating Myriad Alternatives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChivalry\nStill Going Out of Fashion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrudence\nStill the Best Part of Valor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContentment\nThe Source of Treasure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nWho You Are, From Experience!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nWho All, Might Wish To Become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLearn,\nHow You Can Be All You Can Be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFind\nOut What Love Might Mean For All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The World, We Are The Children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The Inspirations, Of Great Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The Light of One Greater Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The Ones Who Make A Brighter Day For You And Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFind\nOut What Your Own Humanity Is All About!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDiscover\nYour Own Love Which Is Your Birthright!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nChildhood’s End, Is Upon Us Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDiscover\nlove which none really denies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nLove is to be happy within ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nlove is the freedom to celebrate again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCome\nCelebrate With A Rainbow Family!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nCome\nCelebrate The Colors Of The Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nwhole remaining greater than its parts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nChildren Awakening To One Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nUp All Yea Warriors of the Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nTo The Occasion, Lift Up Your Voices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFriendships\ncome and go but Love Endures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nup Speaking your More Glorious Words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnothing Seldom Knowing Anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWild\nRoses Spring Up From the Tiniest Cracks.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPromenading\nMama’s Boundless Abundance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDeath\nMay Yet Be, The Greatest of Blessings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nLong Last the Swan Taking Flight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFlying\nHigher Than Any Ever Believed Possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nUnderestimate, Your Own Contribution!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate Anybody’s beating heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate what Love accomplishes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate what Humanity achieves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nT<\/font>he\nlight within every One of Us will never die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIlluminating\nthe road less traveled for everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nA Miracle To Believe In yet abides within all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nmiracle which even nonbelievers can Embrace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmiracle of the shared greater context of Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nMiracle Of Sharing The Greatest Truth Of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nYou Gots No Sparkle Child Gets Off Your Booty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nGet\nUp And Shake It Because You Just Ain’t Living!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nYour Joy Once Again For Childhood’s End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nthe love we alone can ever know is Real!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nall the love you know we may yet Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nthe love you know humanity has to give!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nthe Invisible Light Shines All the Brighter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nBrilliant light shining in our sounds of Silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLight That Shines Upon The Moon Will Never Die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndazzling light which even the Blind May Share.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsun Rises Forever never Knowing the Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nShadows yet Playing Peek-a-boo with everyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndazzling beacon which Illuminates All darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nshadows are but the Memory of the eternal light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSpark within us all which can never actually Die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nWonderment in The Moment to be aware of it all.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove making us all Greater Than any sum of parts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we alone can only know for ourselves is Real.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLove Forever Catching Ugly Ducklings By Surprise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngift of freedom to decide who all desire to become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove Elevating the Meanest and Lowlest among us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngift of freedom to decide for ourselves how we feel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove none could ever corrupt yet we feel like we do.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove no one can deny but everyone frequently does!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove none May Destroy but it often feels like we do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGift Of Freedom To Decide Who We Wish To Become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLove that is as bottomless as the deepest ocean Void.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove that’s every bit as Deep as the Marianas Trench!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we can never lose but Frequently believe we do.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nit is only in Being Surprised that our love may Grow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nTruth still Shining adoringly Upon the Moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nTruth Illuminating all of Our days and nights.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\npenumbra of Shadows Dancing on moonlight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nstars in the heavens always dancing round Us.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nMilky Way Illuminating The Path in Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nAbundance of Unbound infinity Promenading.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nuniversal Choir still imploring us to sing along.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nshooting stars abound upon Raising our Gazes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSilent music reposing As If a Feather in mid-air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nsilent siren voice Forever Beckoning Me on still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nshadows Dancing Like Pixies In Pitch Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nRock Of Ages Still Defying Unbalanced Gravity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nrock of Ages eternally illuminates our rainbows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nStepping Stones guiding all in deepest darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nwillow eternally Rooted in the heart of the truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nrock of ages Encouraging all to Learn To Be Still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nripples upon Still Waters when there is no wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\ninspiration lovingly kindling the Eternal Flames.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nGravity’s rainbow holding us in loving embrace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSilence forever falling between the falling drops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nlanguidly flowing fivers of Fathomless shadows.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nlight escaping from shadows on the calmest Fog.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nsoft light of the moon Gently Soothing our souls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nsilence yet lingers betwixt the notes of our songs.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSparkling Laughter dignifying our humble jokes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nPauses Lingering betwixt everyone’s dance steps.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nRainbows Of Beautiful Words Enchant Everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nFather Truth Yet Inspiring Us All to Look Within!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nMother Of All Remains Forever Full Of Surprises!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nBabbling Brook Enchanting the Flickering Flames.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSilent Victory always louder than Humble Words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nBeautiful Words Yet Defying Unbalanced Gravity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nRainbows brilliantly Coloring the whole Universe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nmoon resplendent in the Softest Light of her lover;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSilent Victory leading to all our Greatest Victories.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nsilent Explanation Emerges From the Silent Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nBeauty of Nature Still Enthralling Young and Old.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nLight Of One Truth Illuminates The Entire World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nPoetry In Motion of Sweeping Panoramic Visions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nsun rises once again never knowing our darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSingular Infinity of Great Triumphant Awareness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nInner Peace Exultant Upon Each Present Moment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSilent Victory all must first present to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nAwareness yet expanding to Infinity and beyond!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nUgly Ducklings Following the Most Beautiful of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nactually Straying very Far from the path we are all on;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nhaving but to take a Single Step to get back on the path!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nlove upon climbing their endless stairway to Heaven.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\nalong Sometimes become Lost among large crowds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nbegging for love upon our adventurous Way up the stairs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nto always honor your Mother and Father’s blessings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforget, that Love really does makes the universe go round!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nTo Each Forgive Others and Give All The More Easily!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nTo Seldom Underestimate The Contributions We Make!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nTo Never Underestimate What Humanity Accomplishes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The World, We Are The Children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMake A Brighter Day Just You And Me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The Beacons Lighting The Darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSpreading\nThe Light Of The Truth, All Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nagain Childhood’s End is upon us as we Rise to the Occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSpeak\nUp Warriors of the Rainbow, and share your beautiful words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nUp Warriors of the Rainbow, for childhood’s end is never-ending!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nof us dancing between our invisible moonbeams, to our silent melody!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nlong last speak your Beautiful Words, which would finally break the\nspell!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Arthur\nC. Clark, Muppets, Grateful Dead, Ray Charles)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWho\nThe Fuck Are You?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nYou\nhear and you forget,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nsee and yet I remember,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nmyself and understand for myself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nThe Unspeakable Empty Mind,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSees\nwithout seeing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nwithout doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStops\nBereft Staying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGives\nwithout giving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeels\nWithout Feeling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nItches\nwithout Itching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSays\nnot Really saying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSings\nWithout a sound!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoes\non without going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoves\nwithout moving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSenses\nwithout Sensing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHalts\nwithout Stopping!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTolerates\nNever abiding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeels\nbeneath all Feeling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathes\nWithout Breath!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThinks\nbereft all Thought.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThinks\nBeneath Thoughts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nof Unawareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSenses\nBeneath Sensation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBends\nwhile standing Tall;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBows\ndown never Bowing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInhabits\nwithout Dwelling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaves\nseldom going away.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoves\nWithout Movement!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoving,\nForever Unmoved!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbraces\nwithout Rejection.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecomes\nwithout Becoming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpreads\nWithout Spreading.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChanging\nremains the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnchanged\nstarts to Change.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfluences\nnever influencing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSearches\nbereft ever Seeking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpands\nWithout Expansion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYields\nwithout ever budging!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncites\nwithout even Inciting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnows\nnever really knowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMotivates\nbereft any motives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbraces\nwithout embracing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlows\nNever actually moving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlows\nDown without Braking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpands\nnever really growing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoes\nFaster never accelerating.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSteers\nnot Touching the wheel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBending\nlow achieving heights.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExplains\nwithout Explanations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nElucidates\nnot really Clarifying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nObfuscates\nwithout Influencing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nObfuscates\nwithout ever Hiding.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuestions\nnot asking a Question.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMisdirects\nWithout Misdirecting,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIlluminates\nNever shedding light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBegs\nwithout ever really Begging!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvades\nwithout any Real Evasion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgets\nnever even Remembering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfronts\nwithout actually facing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoes\nplaces without ever Leaving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAcquires\nWithout quite acquiring!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDistributes\nwithout Parceling Out.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProvokes\nwithout ever Provoking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEntices\nwithout offering Anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnswers\nWithout ever Answering,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReferences\nwithout any references!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEstimates\nwithout Ever estimating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAssesses\nwithout Any assessments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAppraises\nwithout ever Appraising.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCalls\nout to Everyone with no voice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisperses\nwithout really Dispersing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStimulates\nWithout ever stimulating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProclaims\nwithout any Proclamation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbraces\nwithout clutching anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMe,\nmyself, and I may never explain it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwho we become just depends on me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMe\nthinks, there’s One indisputable thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomething\nwhich me, myself, and I may agree upon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWords\nare the refuge of saints and sinners alike!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClaiming\nto be too good to use their dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFatuous\nsales pitch of any aspiring con artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSheep\nfollowing money and forever fighting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlights are left on when Nobody’s Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\narguing over who is always arguing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nactually certain if they’re uncertain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain,\nas to what uncertainty means!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\npanicking, shout the sky is falling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nwandering in circles gibbering.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCloudy\nMuddy Waters, Cannot Hide!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nspark within All that cannot die.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverybody\nis Fighting Battles I Know nothing about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe Kind of Stupidity, we’re all capable of!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe Sad Clowns me, myself, and I can be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nHabits are the end of all real awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe lights are left on if Nobody’s home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ntry to Avoid any Serious domestic Disputes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEspecially\nwhen we’re the only ones Involved!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEspecially\nwhen there’s no one else to Blame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nI Try To Be Kind To The Spark In Us All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof Constantly Screaming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n"Who\nThe Fuck Are You!!!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBeginning\nof course with knowing myself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInternal\nBattles are often more surprising!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nwe can All Frighten ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nWe All Frighten One Another.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nI Use to Find my Own Way Home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nLife, Just Seems Too Much For Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nThe World Appears So Very Cold.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nNothing Ever Lends Me Comfort!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nMatter How Late, You’re Arriving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nMatter How Far, You May Roam!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nPlace Sparkles Quite Like Home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nPlace Is Ever More Welcoming.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere’s\nJust No Place Like Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nyou can’t see home plate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan’t\nSee a Forest, in the Tree!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan’t\nSee the Tree Bark Even!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan’t\nFind Our Roots, Below!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nSee a Forest For the Lorax,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nEven a Home to Return to.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo,\nwon’t you let me go down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nsweeter Wonderland dreams,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nRockabye Sweet Baby James.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n(Supertramp,\nTalking Heads, James Taylor)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCrusty\nOld Salts<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShips\nall float according to the theory of displacement,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nis by displacing more Water than their weight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDump\ntoo much weight on any ship in existence,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOverload\nit by a small amount of extra weight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nwill always Sink straight to the bottom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToo\nmuch of anything is not a Good thing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nour Ship takes on water or not!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nin A Totally Airtight Submarine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nwill still sink straight to the bottom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nanyone adding too much weight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\na straw might break a camel’s back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nHate Is Such a Terrible Thing to Waste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ntakes what we can stands till We can’t Stands no More.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExperienced\nsailors know that embracing Hate and anger!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\njust taking on more Dead Weight drinking salt water:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYour\nthirst can only grow as your Heart Sinks lower!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOvercome\nbit by bit, by your Own Caustic Weight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeeling\nunable to stop ourselves from Drinking,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInevitably\nanybody will Sink To the Bottom,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused\nas to exactly what went wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\ndays many prefer not to think about tomorrow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nall too well Aware of the state the World is in;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nrate at which we’re still Destroying the Planet,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nout of the Billions are likely to ever survive.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nonly a Thirst that keeps on growing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nWe Know Not What We’re Fighting For!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\neat, drink your saltwater and be merry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nignore the man behind the curtains.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nIgnore What All the Fuss Is Over!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nignore all the lies going around.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComforted\nthat all too soon enough:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nwill sink straight to the Bottom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nlong last, thirst finally quenched,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nno one can raise another glass,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\ndeath inevitably Decides the issue.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrusty\nold salts often preferring to die,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\ngoing down without a fight,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nthemselves as well as everyone,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\ntheir own desire to fight forever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisappearing\nInto The Fathomless Depths.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSooner\nthan stop Drowning in any sorrows.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSooner\nthan Try Talking to any other people.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsistent\non sinking all the way to the bottom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsistent\nthere exist no other viable alternative!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsistent\nthey know what the hell they’re doing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTaking\neverybody left onboard down with them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPopeye\nthe sailor man, was the famous exception,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nsome crusty old salt who worked for a living;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwould bend over backwards to avoid trouble,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\nworried about what others thought of him!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually\njust preferring to Tend to his Own Business.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimple\nminded enough to still enjoy lending a hand!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWas\nalso Kind and Generous to anybody else as well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nwilling to give Others the benefit of any Doubt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\noffering his Enemies an olive branch sometimes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nif they never gave him any Real Reason to do so!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nremained ready and able to Defend those in need!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCame\nTo His Friends’ Rescue On Many An Occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nResisted Drinking Saltwater Whenever Possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwearing,\nThat It Made Him Strong To The Finish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nhe also liked to eat a lot of fresh spinach!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFending\noff scurvy, and saltwater dehydration!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Hanna\nBarberra Cartoons)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nRide\nthe Fractal Dragon<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSomething\nin the way she moves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttracts\nme like no other lover,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomething\nin the way… she moves me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\ndon’t want to leave her now,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nknow I believe and how…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherever\nshe may lead I follow…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\ndreams really do come true.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nI’ve been living one all of my life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe dreamer, at last, awakens,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nfind himself living the dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nfor us to go forward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust first turn, and go back…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIlluminating\nthe path beneath us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurrendering\nour feet to our path!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nthe ground holding us up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHead\nin the clouds, rooted to earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nstep again lighter than the last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nwe never become completely lost.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nfor ourselves who we are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nWho we Desire to become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnsuring\nAll might touch one another.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nlovingly swaddling Rainbows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHead\nin the clouds feet on the Ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nbecome the source of lightness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity’s\nRainbow, A Hidden Treasure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nto ride our Celebrated Dragon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nreally no different, Requiring Patience.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRequiring\ncourage and a sense of humor;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeet\non The Ground Head In The Clouds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\ntolerant Disposition is often invaluable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDragons\nare famous for driving you Nuts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDragons\nare Famous for being inscrutable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\ntheir seriously warped sense of humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFractal\ndragons can Twist everyone’s brain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nWu Li masters who all study comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nResplendent\nin all the colors of the rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nsense of humor requires getting used to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\ncuriouser designs remaining undeniable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nlong unbridled hair trailing in the breeze!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEyes\nan open book that’s always clear as mud!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\nmumbling curiouser and curiouser!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nCuriosity the only thing slowing her down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSearching\nfor the location of the root metaphors.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHidden\nby the usual eight Curiouser caricatures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nResiding\nbeyond our deepest blue event horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nany sensation or human comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nLost somewhere in the memory of God.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nonly known Keys to the gateway to paradise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAtop\nthe highest mountain peaks in Wonderland,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWay\nUp High, On The Giant Stairway To Heaven.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nthan the greatest of eagles might ever soar!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nthan all the Cloud Nines ever quite ascend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nis a great wizard, with any words and concepts;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwhom, even the Tao Te Ching itself has spoken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nWu Li Master of the Worst Bullshit Fuzzy Logic.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nshe is the all powerful Avatar of Mother Nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nis the Irresistible Force of nature and every other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nis the daughter of mama Nature and father Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhom\nnone with incompatible karma may even meet,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhom\nnone with incompatible karma might ever ride!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhom\nnone with incompatible karma can understand!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou’d\nhave a better chance Attempting to fool yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nyou might as well attempt to try and Defy yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nher mother her sense of humor defies imagination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nMight As Well, Stubbornly Try To Walk On Water!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncan as well go ahead and shoot yourself in the foot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nall the good it’ll ever do you to fool with the dragon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile,\nshe and the Wu Li master share endless curiosity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\ndependent upon the other to discover any answers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nSharing a Frequently Off the Wall Sense Of Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\ndepending upon the other, to listen with their heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBoth\nwise enough, to remember to simply forget to forget.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDragons\nall know everything their Mother Nature Knows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthe secrets of navigating within the memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nWu Li Masters comprehend the secrets of the Bagua;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmathematical metaphorical language of the multiverse.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmany secrets of how to use the most beautiful of words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto make the words of the Tao Te Ching speak out loud!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto interpret, any metaphors for the benefit of the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto interpret Root Metaphors of the paradox of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto use them to open the gateway to the hidden treasures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHidden\nbehind the veiled Curtains of the Gateway to paradise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto bend space and time to ascend the Stairway to Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nparadoxes never really make sense, unless they don’t!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nshadows remain, but the memory of the Eternal Light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwhatever they might know is what they simply don’t.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nto boldly go, where no one sane has ever gone before!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nPlunges Her Long Neck Below The Blue Event Horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nher Wu Li Rider, she creates an Einstein-Rosen bridge!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe only thing they know, is they know nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus,\noccupying more than one place at any given time;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst,\nyet occupying more than one time at a place,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthe two become one with all of time and space!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDragon\nand Rider, encircling a singular infinity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHarmonious\nElegant And Humble, Simplicity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\ninfinite diversity, within infinite complexity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBearing\nthe spark yet within them, still growing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBearing\nthat which remains, beyond imagination.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearing\nthe word echoing within the empty void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfuture far behind them, the past is the present!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nalpha and omega, becoming one and the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfuture is so bright, they’re all wearing shades!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\npresent is so compelling, the future is on hold.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npresent so seldom ever turns out to be the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPutting\nthe future behind them they relive their past.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\ntheir past they leave it behind them again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeing\nthe past and future pass before their very eyes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTogether\nthey recreate, their personal singular-infinity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nhumble efficiency, appointing greater complexity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLost secrets of genuine ignorant wisdom and virtue.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsecrets of the most ancient of any roads less traveled,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSecrets that we alone would ever Reveal to ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHidden\nbehind all of heaven’s Nebulous ethereal curtains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPast\nthe Gateway to Paradise, Atop the Highest Mountain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthey practice the Fine Arts of anarchistic facilitation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthey must first ascend, the giant stairway to Heaven.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nboth rise above, forbidding clouds upon the horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nany dark shadows are vanquished in the light of day.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nto discover ourselves, we must all ascend higher!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nonce again allow our feet to rediscover the path we are on.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nfake it until you make it baby, upon our road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nrediscover where it is all might actually fear to go the most.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nfind our poetry in motion, upon our own road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nGaze Upon The Face of God None Can Actually Remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGreat and All Powerful Wizard of Oz Behind the Curtains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeanwhile,\nWu Li and Alice, Dance On Invisible Moonbeams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWorking\nfeverishly they assemble all the pieces of the puzzle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nto first collect all of the pieces of the key metaphors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nin the possession of the eight Wonderland caricatures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nthe four root metaphors hidden within the eight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nto discover who has their finger on the button!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nignorant bliss, somewhere over the rainbow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDown\nthe rabbit hole upon the yellow brick road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nIgnorant Virtue, can be its own reward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nsomewhere inside the memory of God,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClimbing\nthe great stairway to Heaven,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nthe deep blue event horizon,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nthe gateway to paradise,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAtop\nof the highest peaks of the Great Valley below!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n(The\nBeatles, Chinese fairytale, Alice in Wonderland)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHappy\nIdiots<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nvirtue can be its own reward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\ndown the road of life less traveled,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClueless\nas to how to best get from point A to B,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nhave clueless friends, we must first be clueless;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nforever Ignorant virtue remains Undeniable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDespite\nsome wackier cartoon logic that applies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nIgnorant Wisdom is childishly knowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nlike Total Idiots we stop watching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherever\nin Hell we may think we’re going.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Busy\ntalking on a cellphone or something!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFoolish Path is not what it used to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nstrangely enough remains unchanged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverything\nblending into cloudy horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nevery Direction things all look the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\neach fork in the road looks the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForks\nExtending out to infinity and beyond!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForks\nBranching to more forks Ad Infinitum.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForks\nall blending into Ever Cloudy horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ntelling, Where In Hell that road could lead.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nhow we all got on the road we’re on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nany road has a real beginning or end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoing\nnowhere from nowhere, as fast as we can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLife\nin the fast lane, on our fast track to nowhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUp\nahead at every signpost, its the Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGetting\noff the road altogether is the only way out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExcitement\nfollows great confusion and indecision,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe’re\non the road to nowhere getting nowhere fast!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanyone know, how far it is until our next exit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanybody know the height of the Empire State!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanyone know Zen and the Art of Motorcycles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nvaliant few, attempt to drive from the backseat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverybody\ndriving in circles talking faster in circles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nall begin to drive faster and talking even faster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nstart driving in circles, screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nstumble out upon their knees, from exhaustion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLife\nin the fast lane, surely makes you lose your mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnough\nthat some ponder if riding in the trunk is safer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMad\nenough their Red Queen yells off with their heads.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLife\nin the fast lane to drive Never-ending Armageddon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLife\nIn The Fast Lane pulling over at the Hotel California!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanybody, have any clue, as to where the hell we are?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanybody, anywhere ever really know what time it is?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanybody ever really care?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis the happy idiot, supposedly in charge around here?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWish\nyou were here,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof all of these other sorry clowns bumbling around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nme, myself, and I enjoy being happy idiots too,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nthere is no one alive who is youer than you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Eagles,\nChicago, Talking Heads, Pink Floyd, Dr Seuss)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSublime\nLime Jell-O<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nUnexplored\nvistas opening up before me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPossibilities\nI have seldom considered,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNature’s\nendless wonders calling me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnticing\nme to Go outside and play!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nCall of the Wild to Investigate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nI want to soar with the eagles?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigh\nwithin the great wide open;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRun\nFastest Among the Wolves?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThrough\na Forest of great trees?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nrise up through the canopy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwinging\nwith Bold monkeys.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGossip\nwith all the Monkeys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nEating the Sweet Fruit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPausing\nto Smell the flowers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSavour\na Moment of Silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npossibilities are endless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNature\ncan be fantastic fun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nbelieve I may try them all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwhich one do I try first?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\nmust learn to Crawl.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nreally trying to Walk!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWalk\nbefore learning to Run.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRun\nbefore learning to Jump!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJump\nbefore trying To Swing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwing\nif we wish to Fly High!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nfirst everybody has to Try!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\njoining the Wild Things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nDoing Any Head Stands.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nTrying Fancy Cartwheels!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nUsing, Any Of Your Vital Energy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nWiggle And Jiggle, Like Lime Jell-O!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nGet\nDown All Funky Green and Translucent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMr.\nSmooth’s Sweet Talking Cool!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpectacular\nDepths All Sparkling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLoose\nand Firm yet Wiggly-jiggly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHamsters\nthat Laugh Hysterically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFunky\nmonkeys jiggling Tummies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPiddlewiddlediddle\nin the Middle.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nMellow as well as Humble.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nas Soft as, Pink Bubblegum!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSweet\nas The Freshest of Ripe Fruits.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nVibrating\nLike The Energizer Bunny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWavy\nGravy As Mr Smooth Himself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTopological\nQuantum Entanglement.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumming\nwith your own resonance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeel\nthat which no one Else may Feel.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeel\nthat which there is No Substitute.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDeep\ndown in the Core of Your Being.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShimmy\nShammy with every Sammy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nthe origin of Real Satisfaction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nthe origin of True inner Peace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nfirst embracing feeling any Jiggling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ncomprehend the order of all Things.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nLearn How to Run, Fly, And Swing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nLearn the Many Secrets of Existence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFirst\nDwell On, Any Stinking Thinking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeditate\nUpon The Sublime Lime Jell-O!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof only the Best in entertainment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof humanity’s brilliant Inner Glow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof the Funkiest of cosmic vibrations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof Any Greater Personal Satisfaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof what makes the World Go Around.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof that which makes Life Worthwhile!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOrigin\nof The Cosmic Vibes in Our Universe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOrigin\nof the great Rainbow Fractal Dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nblinder Visions of madmen and saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHubcaps\non any car spinning backwards!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProducing\ninner peace and contentment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nImbibe\nthe delightful sweet Lime Jello!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHerein\nlie any secrets of Wonderland!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ntiniest vibrating wiggly-jigglies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConsider\nthe lilies of the field, how they grow;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nToil Not neither do they spin.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet,\nspread everywhere like weeds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMold,\nbacteria, or even cockroaches!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOrganic\nperpetual Motion machines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContextually,\nNaturally Supernatural!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContractually\nobligated to their Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChilling\nGreen quanta Jiggle deliciously.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCoy\nabout anyone Touching their Diaper!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChange\nColors and flavors Spontaneously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConstantly\nplaying the game of peek-a-boo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nColor\nCoordinate their cloths by themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCapable\nof effortlessly slinging more Zingers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nMama Can Play Wicked Peek-a-boo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYo\nMama Makes The Best Sublime Lime Jell-O.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYo\nMama Knows all the Moves and then some!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYo\nMama Wiggles and Jiggles like nobody else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYo\nMama, can run, jump, fly, swing, and swim!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYo\nMama’s nose knows how to change diapers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYogi\nBerra was coming in, from out in left field,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\novernight Yogi instantly became famous,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nexcitedly yelling out at practice one day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n90%\nof this game is all half-mental head-trips!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreat\nbehinds all being of the fruitier variety,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Usually\ndiddling, twiddling, and dawdling)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrefer\nfruity tootie bananas, in lime Jell-O;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually,\nwith all the little marshmallows,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nany bullshit, all the more colorful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrightest\ngreen, and yellower flowing crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlbeit\nif they happen to be less fussy eaters;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nenjoy scarfing down, their own bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEagerly\nwallowing, in their own colorful crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nterribly hesitant to wait to procrastinate,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSensually,\nenjoying the warm feeling spreading,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreedily\neating again, whatever they regurgitate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCovered\nfrom head to toe with Sublime Lime Jello!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreen\nJell-O dribbling as they shovel in two fistfuls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDepending\nupon, just how delightfully any bananas!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nhappen to twiddle, widdle, and diddle chilling out in lime Jell-0!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFruity\nTootie Bananas<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nI\nWant To Buried Vertically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nUpsidedown\nUnder a Fruit Tree!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPreferably,\nA Cloying Fruit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nReally And Truly Fruity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFruity Tootier Rooten Tooten Fruity Fruits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nkind That Occupy a Room,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nAll Stand Out In a Crowd!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTaking\nUp any Time and Space!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\njust any Bland Banana Tree.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBodaciously,\nUnashamed Fruits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\njust some Overgrown Shrub.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nanother fruit Bereft Its Seeds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nanother Hideous ornamental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreferring\nto keep it in the Family.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCloned\nhybrids all being the Same.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClones\nwill often Drone On and on.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nconvinced cloned Incest Is Best!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnless\nThey Happen to Be Plantain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nWish nothing to do with Them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nSeeds that Never Germinate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToo\nSmall for any to Actually Sprout.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToo\nTiny for anybody to really notice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWorthless\nseeds unfit for composting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToo\nSmall, for the Birds to even Enjoy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRetired\nbunches buried Upside-down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlong\nwith all of their Worthless seed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nThe Smiles, Becoming Sad Frowns!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnhappy\nclowns cloned upside-down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBuried\nupsidedown their smiles frown!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nto jump back on their feet Again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nWorthless like all Their seeds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOccasionally\nan entire clone Family tree.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBurying\nEach Other Wherever They Can.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClowns\nall cloning around Upside-down.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCloning\nthemselves at Every opportunity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClones\nburied upside-down all over town.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCloned\nclowns keeping it all in the Family.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClannish\ncloned clowns are forever Inbred.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCloned\nyellow smile painted on their faces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif they had an actual genetic inheritance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nNever germinate in the hot tropical sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRotting\nbefore they can even hit the ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nLast One of Them as Sterile as a Mule.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nlast one soon to become soft and limp!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif they could be allergic to the facts of life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif they were all Catholic Priests and Nuns.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif never learning about the birds and bees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif never having had an orgasm in their life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsignificant\nEven When Properly Deep Fried.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nredeeming Value by any known Standard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nof any real substance like cotton Candy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nLike straw without any Taste whatsoever.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDevoid\nof any taste like eating wet Cardboard.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDefinitely\nNot worth ever writing home about.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNonetheless\nmay ripen fruity Tootier bananas.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPossessing\nonly Trivial amounts of Potassium.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWittgenstein\nforever rolling over in his Grave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nIndeterminate in Quantum Superposition.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nlaughing reciting childhood Limericks.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrom\nfar out in left field, Yogi Berra yelling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nagain 90% of this game is half-mental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nstill attempting to Contribute even after their deaths,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthe many Livelier fruity fruits growing on planet earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGratuitous\nfruity Flatulence reserved for Stephen Wright!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nBreathing New Death, Into The Totally Meaningless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSocrates\nreminding me To Be Fruity and multiply fruits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpread\nIgnorant Bliss Going All Fruity Tootie Bananas!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes,\nI’ll even get post cards from The Far Side!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPhotographs\nof earth taken from extreme high orbit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWritten\nin saffron yellow crayon, on back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGenerations\nof cloned clowns salute you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConcerned\nthat you might not be alright,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nconsensus was to drop you a note!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRather\nthan coming to talk in person!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoodbye\nand thanks for all the fish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReassuring\nto know that As Usual,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou’re\nonly Out To Lunch again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMe,\nmyself, and I knowingly nod to ourselves upon contemplating,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ncloned clown fruits of endless generations after generation… <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\nOf\nthe more rooten tooten, homegrown, fruity tootie bananas!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Douglas\nAdams, Garry Larson)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSparkling\nWonderland<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilent\nFireworks, Sparkling Diamonds, Falling Rain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGentle\norb Shimmering Down upon supine waves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBurdens\nquietly relinquished in Velvet Darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich Yet possesses purpose and direction;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nEscapes Me only to return again and again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTime\nand tide wait for None in the pouring rain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nlost horizons storm clouds keep rolling in.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwollen\ndrops all sag each heavier than The last,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGlistening\nwith the Promise Of new life to come!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nbeckoning all to return home once again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nSleep perchance to dream of days yet to come!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\ndrop a Memory of Brighter Days in the sun.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\neach drop also a river none may step in twice,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReturning\nhome relaying the Warmth Of our sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMelting\namorphously under the tempestuous sea;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLuxuriating\nin the warmth of A Far Greater Truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPersistence\nof awareness Lingering in the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nto be Lost forever just fading into the sunset.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nto be lost Forever mere dust before the wind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nto be lost forever On the Bottom of the ocean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nTo Be Lost On Top Of The Highest Mountain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaffected\nBy the Vagaries of Stormy Ocean Waves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaffected\nby greater time’s less Forgiving Fortunes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDelightful\nSilence Dances Between the Falling Drops.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearkening\nthe Memory of God on the waters of life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOff\nin the distance A Beacon Of Hope in all darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfailing to lend comfort To All hands lost at sea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nbored, or dismissive with those all around him!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfailing to Stand Strong against Outrageous Fate.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfailing to Guide All Through the Raging Storms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDazzling\nBeacon Yet Penetrates Our Deepest Darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBringing\nrenewed life and Hope to myriad good things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\naroused the sea passionately embraces her Lover!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStanding\nFirm as of Carved Out of the Rock of Gibraltar;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStanding\nOut Standing Tall upon the shore’s Beachhead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nhe eagerly Anticipates every tender loving caress!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaiting\nfor the mud to settle within the eye of the Storm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nTogether they embody their own poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAwaiting\na shared crescendo of divine heavenly thunder!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nin each other’s arms Safe Harbor From the Storm;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaiting\nFirmly Rooted to the Earth head up in the clouds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif in gratitude for their wondrous emancipated feeling;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlong\nwith the change in weather all eyes turn to Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsee if the sun will yet Shine Through the darkest clouds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsee if the brilliant light may yet penetrate their darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrace them again with Tender Ineffable pleasure and joy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrace them yet again with the Gift Of Life and awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nprivate Silent Explanation of the Victory of The Silence;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nsummoning the upward Spiraling Stairway To Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeeling\nall the Love Reigning down upon the earth from above,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilent\nfireworks Sparkle Ceaselessly going off in every direction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\nrain upon a tin roof Conjuring Up a Romance just for two,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nit is above, so be it below, within A Sparkling Wonderland Of Rain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nColor\nMy World<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nInner\nPeace And Joy Accompany Mama’s Sparkling Laughter,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nEchoing out to infinity from beyond the empty void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nTrue Happiness is having no desires for myself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nI’m happy just doing whatever it is I’m doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerfectly\ncontent simply to do a Good day’s Work.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\na care in the world I surrender to the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nUncertainties Silly Worries or Distractions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nGratification Simply being who I am!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nBliss Acquiescing to what is to come.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nDance Delightfully All Around Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDarkest\nof all Darkness still somehow visible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlickering\nInvisible Pixies, Without Attitudes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnticing\nme ever Onward towards my center.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBewitching\nSilence Dances between the notes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\ntiniest gesture compels me ever forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na leaf Cast Adrift on the highest of winds;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nthe Sun Shinning Through, After A Storm.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Newborn Infant before Learning to smile.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Wave Gently Reborn yet again mid-ocean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaving\nall my Worldly Cares on the far horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRelinquishing\nAll of My Burdens In the Distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nthat I alone may Lay me Down To Sleep again;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nmy cares Fading becoming lost in the distance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nmy Burdens Vanish As If never having existed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthe Problems of the World another Bad Dream!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRejoicing\nwaters of life dance on the Gentle Breeze.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRiding\nLike the Wind, Inside the Great Wide Open!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSailing\nPast Wooden Ships on the Water Very Free.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nRejoicing On Rejoining the Land Of the Living!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlying\nHigher Than the greatest of Eagles ever Soar!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe moon and her lover find Solitude At Last.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nThan Any Cloud Nines May Actually Attain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRainbows\nFollowing Them wherever they would go.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDazzling\nAll Who may look upon them Unprepared.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrilliant\ndiamonds All Agleam in luminous sunlight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHeedless\nof the Exact Destination, that Awaits Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nBrilliance Proclaiming their Overwhelming Joy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTwinkling\nstars come to shine down on mother earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nfall to earth or ascend yet higher unto the heavens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReveling\non discovering their own Glorious Freedom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrating\ntheir newfound Freedom within the void.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpressing\ntheir Gratitude to the Mother of All Voids.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpressing\nGratitude and Amazement For their Grace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpressing\ntheir Simple Joy in Taking Part In Creation,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHypnotic\nBabbling Of A Brook, As The Surf Comes In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nvelvet white noise assuages all in complete silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ncool flowing Breeze softly caresses my entire body.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nthe softer silence flowing Unimpeded through me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nthe quiet overhead shade yet gently appeasing me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMusic\nbereft any instruments and songs bereft all lyrics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLanguorous\nIntertwining Shadows Melt on the Horizon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nmy surroundings revealed as sheer poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPromenading\nshadow and Silence in each Delicious note.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nenjoining me to come Celebrate Dancing with them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnthralling\nme Mother nature dances to her own melody!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nlove Blossoming out to infinity from beyond eternity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nshe continues to dance delightfully cajoling me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCaptivating\nvoices of the Universal Choir sing her praises,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLuxuriating\nin their personal freedom on the rock of Ages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBasking\nin the light of Mama and Papa’s Bountiful Graces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nNaive grace of the Smallest Child dancing delightfully.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\njust because she can’t help but break out in dance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nbecause Dancing Joyfully is what she was born to do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHarmonious\nAwareness Celebrates everything in existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLengthening\nshadows race the Still Fading Light of the sun.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilence\nquickly following them, taking the long way home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsleep to slumber once more perchance dream yet again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ndream of fleeting contours Escaping all Consciousness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ndiscover In Repose what escapes us in our Daily lives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nembrace what solace yet awaits surrendering to Fate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nSomehow Remembers, Their Dreams Come True!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nsomehow summons the dreamer to dream again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncommands all of space and time in their dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwould soar higher still than the stars and moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncan accept what lies beyond all comprehension;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncould Summon the Weary to Dream Yet Again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\neagerly accepts what Is to be but Pure Fantasy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nmay embrace what never has made any sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhose\ndreams follow them wherever they may go.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nStill Embraces, What Never Will Make Sense.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nOthers May Summarily Dismiss As Fiction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nThe Greatest Of All Possible Confidence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHolding\nIt Nearest and Dearest To Their Heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nOnly Their Love, In Such Moments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nlong last two Lovers embrace once again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\ncommon Desire to Please each other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nColor\nmy world with hope of loving you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(CSNY,\nChristopher Cross, Chicago)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThis\nMortal Coil<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNewborn\nbabies always love their mothers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnconditionally,\nand with all of their tiny little hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArriving\ninto our world already loving them,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ndoubting their love for a single second.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nwondering why they Love her so much.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nlove’s So Strong they would do anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nin Heaven and Earth might stop them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nalive could ever replace the love they feel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nquestion is not whether we have ever loved!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether Our own Love is ever strong enough.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether someone else’s love Is Strong Enough!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether our own Heart is really strong enough.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether Our Love’s But a Fool’s Game We Play!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether finding love again is all about letting go;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love is for the young and foolish at heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether we can ever replace somebody we’ve lost.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether Good Loving is The Finest Thing Around.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love, is just the biggest scary can of worms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love’s the result of any biological hormones.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether Love Depends On Anyone’s Astrology Sign!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love’s something only Jesus might give us all.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love demands more than anybody has to give.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love’s anything we can put off for another day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether Love is But a Mystery Beyond Comprehension.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether Love Is Only For the Lucky, Rich, And Famous!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love just depends on being unlucky at gambling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether good Loving Is about making Personal Sacrifices;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love’s Forever Much More trouble than Its Worth,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love is Just an option some choose to live without,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love is just another Hollywood Fantasynightmare.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love can actually make the whole world go round!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether Real Love demands greater personal commitment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love depends upon anyone we know giving more!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether We Should Wait Longer For Old Wounds to Heal.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether our hearts are dreadfully damaged beyond repair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether the Fates are against any of us ever knowing love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether it’s even still possible for us to learn to love again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwhen did we become so sad, angry, hateful, and spiteful?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nhas our own attitude, taken a nose dive for the worse?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ndid we lose contentment to simply love and be loved?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove,\nhappiness, and joy are neither created, nor destroyed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCapable\nof only being rediscovered inside God’s memory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\ntaking a journey down our own road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\na journey of a thousand miles begins with a step!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nthe masters of our fates the captains of our souls,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nmatters not how straight the gate or charged the scripture of the\nscroll!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmemory awaits us all on the road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nOne Greater Truth, that defines our existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nonly a rare few could ever see in all its glory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nNaive Child of God Yet Abides Within All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\nthinking of theirs, as merely caricatures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnimals\nwhich act up every now and again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWild\nbeasts which each must learn to tame.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthe tiniest of all newborn babes know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nreally knowing that they know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nunderstanding what it means!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\neven really thinking about it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\na clue as to how they know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\never having, to make sense.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nwe may all still feel yet again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we know we have within.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nface none actually remembers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich abides, our foolishness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich, even blind eyes yet see!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nears of the deaf would still hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes,\nin order to watch a clock!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust all sleep turning out the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nanything else by being unaware!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nourselves from beating ourselves up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrevent\nourselves running round in circles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMindlessly\nattacking, all that we would love.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nScreaming\nand shouting, kicking our own ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRanting\nand looking for someone else to blame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\ngetting nowhere accomplishing nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsleep, perchance to dream, aye, there’s the rub,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nin that sleep of death what dreams may come,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwe have shuffled off this mortal coil,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n Knowing\nwhat nightmares we have wrought upon ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(William\nHenley, Shakespeare)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFoggy\nMountain<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFog\ncascades down the mountain, like a blanket,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExposing\npockets of fluff… abandoned in the rush.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe quiet morning hour becomes memorable,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nshadow surprises me, by visibly radiating light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLight\nexplodes outward, from within dark shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif my reserved humble shadow leads a Secret Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif my Shadow were more than just An Empty Void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nIf My Pale Shadow, Had Somehow Been Electrified!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif it were Normally Just too much of a Wall Flower!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nI gaze on my shadow cast upon the still fog.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHundreds\nof rays all dancing like flame or lightening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthrilled for a chance to dance free of the darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nnone may see the light around another’s shadow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nas none may see any darkness in another’s Soul!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nshadows are but Dim memories of greater light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight within Everyone which cannot really die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\nof my companions could easily lie to the rest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nbecause we’re Honest we bust out Laughing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnjoying\nmama’s really wicked sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nincredible eight dimensional punch lines.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurprising\nreminders of our mortal fallibility,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif she’s playing Peek-A-Boo with infants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\njoking, we’re all big babies to someone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nreminding all, the Truth remains,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ncontext which decides any content!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsilent truth, embraces everything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncan lie to everyone around you,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nthen who would care about anything you say?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nno one cares, what you have to say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nmuch better to simply remain silent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithholding\nstupid personal comments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nthe treasure of golden silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n Laugh\npolitely, at mama’s sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThank\nher, for revealing yet another Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCompliment\nher for sharing anything new!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemaining\nmindful, of papa’s greater truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nmama calls, and papa is our rock!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nlife’s poetry in motion, demands attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBe\nattentive, to any echoes within the silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSearch\nfor the darkness in your surroundings.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBe\nnot afraid, for all shadows contain the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nnever allow great darkness to swallow you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeek\nout any light struggling to escape the dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCast\nall your shadows upon the calm pool of fog!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLook\nfor your signs within confronting any truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeek\nOut The Light still attempting to escape you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscover\ncontentment in our victory of the silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nhow to be just as still as the Rock of Ages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\ndiscovering the joy in every silent explanation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscovering\nfor yourself, who you really desire to be,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscovering\nfor yourself your spark within never dies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTake\nThe Way Less Traveled, the way returns the favor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYour\nfeet can shape the path, as the way shapes your feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nhonesty with ourselves remains the greater loving truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe shinning path to untold wonders, upon the yellow brick road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Ozark\nNational Forest)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFly\nLike An Eagle<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFlying\nWith The Eagles,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nMy Spirit, Carry Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRising\nAbove Our World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSoaring\nOver The Ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nOver the Tall Forest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nThan, Any Mountain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nThan the Dark Clouds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nthan Anyone has flown.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nReach for the Sun and Moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nGaze Upon, Untold Splendor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere,\nTwo Lovers Still Embrace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nOpen Sky covers the ocean.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nOpen Space Fills Your Soul.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe Wind Calls to her lover!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nSpirits have room to Dance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nopen air, embraces the Mother.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst,\nBaby Peeps Clutch her tight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif afraid to ever Let her Go again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif Afraid the Moment Could End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif afraid she could abandon them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\ntheir destiny yet awaits them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nof ceaselessly passing seasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nhow deeply she loves them all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nfear can become the mindkiller!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nof which way Fowl winds blow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEarth\nMother Embraces her peeps back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nthe peeps must all leave the nest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nShe Must Push Them All Out Herself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\ntheir leap of faith on thinnest air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to become, what God’s intended!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTriumphant\nSwan, of every child’s dream!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTriumphant\nSwan, of the great wide open!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTriumphant\nin all of our accomplishments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTriumphant\nwe sing praises unto the moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nIs No Greater Purpose Or Satisfaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nGreater Power Exists In The Entire Verse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ngreater meaning awaits hidden away in any distant valley!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthat all any can ever know is they know nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSailing\nlike the wind, through the highest of tree tops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwonder is the beginning, of all wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nResting\ncomfortably at the end of a long day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing,\nthe world remains far greater,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nany of us, may ever determine,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nanyone might begin to imagine.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMuch\nless could hope to comprehend.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMuch\nless, could really hope to desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGentle\nlaughter, yet echoes in the void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuietest\npatter, of tiny scampering feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nstill flickering in all directions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrailing\nechoes lost to the far flung void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nme, as if my personal shadow;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDelicious\ngiggles abruptly fade in silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemories\nof a warm sparkle deep inside,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccompanying\nus all, even in our sleep!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSatisfaction,\nthat money just can’t buy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nrest perchance to soar high again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsoar into the greatest of heights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nWant To Fly Like An Eagle Let My Spirit Carry Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nyour wildest of dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nany ability to imagine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nany ability to fathom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nbones, will find final rest,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFacing\nupward, for eternity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\ngaze, as wide as space!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInto\nthe great, wide open!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpirit\nsoaring, yet again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInside\nthe endless void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nwondrous delights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nuntold abundance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Steve\nMiller, Serenity)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\nA Wonderful World<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nI\nsee trees of green, red roses too.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nsee them bloom, for me and you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nI think to myself, what a wonderful world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nsee skies of blue, and clouds of white.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbright blessed day, the dark sacred night.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nI think to myself, what a wonderful world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nColors of the Rainbow, so pretty in the sky.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAre\nalso on the faces, of people going by.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nsee friends shaking hands…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSaying,\n"How do you do?"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’re\nreally saying,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n"I\nlove you".<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nhear babies cry… watch them grow…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’ll\nlearn much more, than I’ll ever know.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nI think to myself, what a wonderful world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYes,\nI think to myself, what a wonderful world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOh\nyeah.<br\/>\n(Louis Armstrong original lyrics)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilent\nVictory<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThose\nwho know their greatest Enemies Know without doubt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nGreatest Battles Are Always Fought Within;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nJudging Others I Too Have Been Judged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJudging\nMyself to Be All the More Wanting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJudging\nmyself Less worthy than I imagined.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJudging\nmyself less Worthy than any desired!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Child desiring to become so much more.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nVoices Within, None Ever Actually Silences!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGibbering\nmonkeys Clutching onto all our backs.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDistractions\nfrom What We All still Hold Dearest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnable\nTo Listen they cannot Hold Conversations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIrritating\nMocking Echoes and Flattering Fantasies;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGhosts\nAnd Wraiths of Everyone’s Past And Future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsistent\nupon Bending Our Ears every way they can.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDemanding\nOur Personal Attention all for themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthe louder the harder we strive to Drive them Away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nwe Do Something that we have Never Done Before!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nin Losing our own minds,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nfinally Come To our Senses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nour Own Experiences!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ncan Nurture more confidence:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nthe very ground below our feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nEach Other, as well as ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nElevating\nOurselves In The Process!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLifting\neach other up off the ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnjoying\nSharing smiles as We do so;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRaising\nourselves as we Raise Others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfronting\nour worst of Nightmares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nwhat it Means To Be content!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nhow to truly live Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRediscovering,\nThe Zest For Life Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nour worlds, both Outside and in.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nas we help each other balance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nis no Greater, Possible Satisfaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ngreater Happiness and joy is possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nGreater Contentment is ever achieved,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nLiving Lives Indistinguishable From Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\ndreams reflecting all our true feelings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nliving the dream we Create our dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\njust listening Promote greater Tolerance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\njust being ourselves, Discover each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nothers by choosing to be ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we Give becoming the love we take!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we Get Back, may still live on again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we Share multiplying exponentially!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeet\nshaping Our paths as the path shapes us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nstep sheer harmonious poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe invincible peaceful warrior Lies within!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\ngreat truth embraces his own Vulnerability!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\ngreatest love lending his hands to humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\ngreatest joy becoming sheer poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nattainment when Great Silence Speaks loudest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nheroic Strength Abides in his personal Integrity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nWeakness Becoming a source of greater Strength!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nhonor and Integrity in actualizing Ignorant Virtue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nPride in seldom having any desire or Use For Pride!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nSpirituality from his truth of A Miracle To Believe In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\ngood name is A Princely Jewel Wrapped in filthy rags!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\naccomplishments Artfully Sowing Peace, Love, and Joy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nCompassion the Awareness That All Can Know Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nsense of Humor in Asking Himself what was the question?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nUnbound Sense Of Wonder And Beauty Residing in Nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nSerenity In Mama Calling and Papa Remaining His Rock of Ages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nConfidence, In Seldom Underestimating Anybody’s Contributions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nwillingness to humble himself,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWillingness\nto Confront himself,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWillingness\nto Be truly Honest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConscious\nit is Now Or Never!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFuture Can Wait Forever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nPast, Can’t Stop Waiting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nbetter time for us to begin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nGreater Opportunity Exists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nbetter way to Command Fate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmatter requires more Attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nGreater Power in the verse Exists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTry?!\nThere Is No Try…Do Or Do Not!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\n90% Of This Game Half-mental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nothers we embrace ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nyourself you learn who you are.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat we All Share the same mother!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat we’re All Still Children of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nThat All Struggle upon their ascent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat you Haven’t Lived a single day,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat no one has ever Known Victory,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nyou do something special for another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nany poor unsuspecting slob you’ve met!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nanother clueless fool who knows nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncan’t find the words to thank you enough!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Who\nhas no real clue why you are helping them)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncan never, possibly, ever hope to repay you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsudden familiar expression of comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsudden surprised looks of humbled recognition!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthe Silent Victory of the Truth is Triumphant again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSilent Truth that leads to ever greater silent victories,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nVictory\nresiding in paying it forward, until the end of time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilent\nExplanations<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIf\nYou Cannot Explain Something,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\na five year old, can understand it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nyou don’t understand it yourself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused\nover what could really matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused,\nwhen living life is actually easy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused,\nwhen life would really be so easy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused\nwhen embracing any silence is easy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused\nwhen quiet silence may be deafening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nSilent Explanations All Speak loudest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExplanations,\nNeed seldom take up a lot of Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExplanations\nNeed Seldom Be Terribly Elaborate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nSilence Says More, Than All Of Our Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nSilence May Fill A Room, With Significance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\na simple smile, nod, or glance still says it all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nsounds of Deep Silence echo beating hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nsilently Holding One another just feels right!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nThe Sound of Silence Still Rings with Import!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nAdding More Merely Detracts from the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreat\nSilence can be revealed as a hidden treasure.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngolden silence Treasured by ancient children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngreater Context Deciding All of our content!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nrequiring any defend their own Silence,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none Greater truth embodies all integrity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmancipate\nyourself, from mental slavery,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nbut ourselves can free our minds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHave\nNo Fear For Atomic Energy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCause\nnone of dem, can stoppa the time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nalone have the Power to surrender!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAlone Have the Ability to Accept!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSelf-Deception,\nLoathing, and Hate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nThat None Might Do Better!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nTo Improve, Upon Thyself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGenuinely,\nBecoming Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting…Who\nWe All Are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWon’t\nYou Help Me, Sing…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nSongs…of Freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt’s\nAll I Ever Had……..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nREDEMPTION…\nSONGS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUp\nis the only direction possible,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\ndown is a complete Abstraction;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDown\nno longer Matters to anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDown\nis no longer anyone’s concern.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nyou can’t be sure anymore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwe Inevitably Hit Rock Bottom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nNothing Remains to hold us up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nWe can’t Find our Feet anymore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nseeing The Ground approaching.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nSeeing Those Wanting to help us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfinding contentment in Anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nRecognizing Who we Desire to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nrecognizing who are True Friends!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Look Within To Find the World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Look Within To Find The Truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Look Within to Find Happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Look Within to Find an Answer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Look Within to Find any Hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Search Within For One Another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nFaith Inside, Discover Our World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nothers learn more about ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\neach other become more ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nfaith within Rediscover Our World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearing\nother voices Listening to Ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nListening to Others our Voices are Heard.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReaching\nout to each other we Find Comfort!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReaching\nOut All Would Inspire Inner Peace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nRedemption Songs… Its All I Ever Had…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRedemption\nSongs Of The Silent Explanation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRedemption\nSongs Keeping Me Free At Heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRedemption\nSongs, Singing Of Golden Silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nto myself of Our Love, Lost and found!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nof Love All Still Share With Our World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nof Loved Ones Lost, but never forgotten,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nof the Love still To Be Realized By us All.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nof the Great Triumphs of Our Silent truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nof Silent Words the Colors of the Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nAll Our Rainbow Words Can Defy Gravity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nSoar with the Eagles, Upon the Greatest Heights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nSwim Free In The Sea with Dolphins and whales!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nWrestle with the Great Apes In their Own Jungle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nDance with the Gray Wolf Howling At the Moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbe Comforted by our pets if we happen to be sad!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nComfort All Our Loved Ones Whenever Possible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nRequiring our one shared silent explanation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich every beating heart might always Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nWords Become Inadequate, And Redundant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nnothing is better than just sharing the silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nour shared silence is worth its weight in gold!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nSharing A Silent Moment Together Is Everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful just to be able to share any silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful, just to watch another silent sunrise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful, Simply To Share One Another’s Pain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful Just To Be Aware That We’re Still Alive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful To Feel The Entire Universe Come To Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful For Good Friends Who Share Our Gratitude!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful To Be Able To Feel Our Own Pain Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGrateful\nto watch another sunrise, never knowing darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\njust to hear the sound, of another’s laughter again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis how the abiding silent Truth is eternally triumphant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nmakes all our gratitude real, for our silent explanations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nlove’s what makes, anything and everything possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning,\nscreaming, and shouting only because we feel like it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nIt Just Because That’s What You Really Feel Like Doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nIt, Because It Feels Like The Right Thing For You To Do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nIt, Without Any Ever Regretting Even A Single Moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nSomething Special, To Let Another Know How You Feel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\ndeciding for ourselves, may we all be citizens of the world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nThe Sister And Brotherhood Of Our Own Humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nWould Become The Light Of Our One Shared Greater Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nsilent explanations become more than enough for anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbest things in life, never require any elaborate explanations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe tiniest glance, smile, or Gentlest laughter will suffice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nnone has ever lived a day none has ever Known Victory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nSharing Silent Explanations, With All Their Loved Ones!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nCan Never Thank Them Enough Or Return Their Favor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGuard\nyour good name as a precious jewel wrapped in rags.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nVictory of Our Silent Truth can leave us all Speechless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nUnto Others As You Wish Them To Do Unto Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPay\nit forward playing the only really fun game in town,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nonly game, that merely requires silent explanation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Bob\nMarley)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWeeping\nWillow<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nGreat\nTrees Do Not Grow So Easily:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWind,\nice, drought, flood, insects, forest fires and disease,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRage\nOver the Years Taking their Toll!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nthe Tallest and Straightest of Trees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMake\nfor the very best lumber and Thus,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’re\nFrequently Cut Down For Timber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrought\nDown By Their Very Own Success!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nthe Hickory Has the Strongest of Woods!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nStrong It Will Dull Saw Blades!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nGnarly, Contorted, and Twisted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nThey’re Very Seldom Harvested.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nduring times of drought the roots will weaken;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nthe first storm may easily blow it right over!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nown great strength possesses an Achilles heal!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\ncontrast willows are not really tall nor strong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNeither\ngood for lumber or hard to chop down.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nfrequently, extremely modest and flexible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\namong the deepest of nature’s tap roots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\naccess a hidden treasure trove of water.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n Endure\nthe longest and hardest of droughts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHunched\nover, merely appear to be beaten,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlexible\nabove they bow to the four winds,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDeeply\nrooted they’re all steady as a rock.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPumping\nwater it can survive forest fires,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthey are not even good, for shade!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet,\nstill stands strong when others fall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThriving\nin demanding environments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwould likely kill another species.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nthe Weeping Willow is different!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOutlasting\nmany of the trees around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncluding\nother trees crowding it out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBranches\nwailing away in high winds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShading\nit out from the light of the sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStrangling\nits roots in the ground below!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrowding\nout all hope of spreading roots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nWillows quite rare in comparison!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nbeing so useless they are seldom planted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften,\nonly being planted as an ornamental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nmodest they never thrive many places.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nmay thrive holding river banks together!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nleaning far out over wild Raging rivers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegularly\nflooded by ferocious spring storms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTaproots\nstop them from being washing away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nif the Ground Vanishes from under them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreventing\nlong droughts from killing them off.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlexible\nabove all the debris doesn’t kill them all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\ncan take any licking and just keep on going.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nbranches break, and keep right on growing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLogs\nwill roll right Over them without hesitating.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nwasting any time holding strong Grudges!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nthe other trees Will all End up down river,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nseeing the use in being Angry and Spiteful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\npumps up water, to share with them anyway.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLong\nleaves showering them in their hour of need,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProviding\nthem all With greatly appreciated relief.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmatter how mean they might have been to Her!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ndesperately in need of what water she offers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe long Summer Droughts hit them hardest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisplaying\nsympathy for their unavoidable demise.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComforting\nthem aware there’s little else she can do,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComforting\nthem all during the worst spring storms.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nfight, kiss boo boos, display charming humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSitting\nin a little Warm Water may Also do the Trick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwaddling,\nCuddling, and Singing often also work!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\njust being there and holding someone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimple\nThings, Can All Make a Big Difference!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nmuch as anything else Our Gestures Matter.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\ntiny gestures may make a difference!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\na gesture makes a world of difference.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nwe’re All Kids At Heart and kids are great!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nkids will grow up to become the mighty oaks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOthers\ngrow up, to become the strongest of hickories!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nwho it was that gave them all their love.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nwhat it means to be forgiven themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nhow much they appreciated the kindness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nit is, they have come to admire the most themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nsome Unconditionally Bestow their Love upon us all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nit is that seems to be the Wiser among all of the trees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nit is that Seems to be the Most Content of all the trees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting for a moment what it means to be abused!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNonetheless,\nWillows Refuse To Hold Any Strong Grudges!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nForgetting any of her suffering at the hands of others.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nnever allowing hate, anger, and resentment to define her!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWeeping\nwillows, are often generous, tolerant, and forgiving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\ntheir flexibility remains firmly rooted in the greater truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWe’re\nAll Big Babies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWe’re\nAll Still Big Babies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nOf Us, Remaining!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAltogether\nToo Frequently!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMore\nSo Than Others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nYoda\nMay Have Said.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBaby\nSitting Is Easy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEasy\nto Understand.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFun\nwhen well done.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nThey Cry Too Much:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nStick\nthem in a little shallow water,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthey’ll often stop just like that!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChange\nany diapers and feed them,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOffer\nthem something they suck on,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwon’t ruin or rot all their teeth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr,\nmight choke them in their sleep.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nlike the sound of any singing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\ntone deaf, has its advantages.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPersonally\nI Enjoy singing to them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBoth\nour hearts becoming peaceful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeating\nhearts syncopate sublimely!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nmodest working memories!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPossessed\nof oh so Little tiny brains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLittler\nones remain easily distracted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShiny\nthings like Keys are a Favorite.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nmemories everything is new!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nmemories its all new and shiny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nmemory anything is Exciting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Even\na piece of lint may confuse them)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nLess Their Wonder Remains Greatest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nbugs may be endlessly fascinating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nconfused over coming or going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nshouting, "Blubbylubblhydblulh!!!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMay\ncause them to forget any demands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nanything strains their tinier brain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBabies,\nwill often fall asleep passing out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\ncrap their diapers Wallowing in crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nhabits also involve our memory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\nare the End of any self-awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\njudgment of honesty and compassion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nmore pointless personal bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nour lights are on but no one is home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nancient Shaman avoided other shaman!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\namong them said to walk with nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClosest\nof friends of the great Fractal Dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho mama has plans for and speaks to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\namong them rumored to walk with God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho Knew the very patterns of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho would figuratively but nonchalantly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLead\nall of the other shaman around by the Nose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKiss\ntheir boo-boos to prevent them from whining!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSay\nwhatever they Wished to hear to shut them up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\ninspire them to all pursue meaningless nonsense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nfoolishly chase their own tails off in some Corner!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif the other shaman were the Smallest of Children;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif they were all merely children Soiling their pants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif they were all as Obvious as the Biggest of Babies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRumored\nto carry out the will of God or mama nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ntake your chances ever trying to hunt them down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthey can’t be found Unless they desire to be found!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan go before them without a really good reason;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttempting\nto do so you may not be heard from again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\ncannot be Avoided, Fooled, or taken by surprise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerceive\nany Misfortune Coming from furthest away.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nare an open book that remains as clear as mud.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeing\nright through all the rest of us like children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nsometimes all of our mamas and papas,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nput us all in a time out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nmay even spank you hard,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou refuse to Stop acting up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHurting\nYourself or anyone else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDemanding\neverybody’s attention.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefusing\nTo Play Nice, With Others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSenselessly\nmaking more idyll threats.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSenselessly\nwhining and making a fuss.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimply\nrefusing to ever listen to Anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimply\nScreaming and shouting nonstop.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\nlistening to what any others say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\ncaring in the least about others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe’re\nAll Big Babies to somebody else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nFoolishly acting out childishly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto later Ask what can be done!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nhabits forever bring an End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nany really genuine discussion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nour ability to really respond!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nour ability to actually care!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nacting without awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nacting without our heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalling\nhardest Big Babies can really hurt themselves badly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThrowing\ntheir temper tantrums they hurt themselves more.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nRemains the Strong Manifestation of All Our Desires!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPulling\nus down Mama’s Love yet remains forever irresistible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nBig Babies know Gravity Remains the source of lightness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnever knowing how, they have to give a crap to receive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAuthenticity<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOften\nme, myself, and I can’t agree,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOver\nhow divided we’ve become again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis doing All of the Arguing this time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nExactly Who Is In Charge around here!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCast\nAdrift Upon Our Passionate Seas of Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCastaways\non Lost Horizons Bereft all Anchor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaves\nThreaten to Swamp their Tiny Life Raft.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAll set aside, any metaphysics and Politics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nAll can Agree upon Knowing Nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExcept\nthe other guy never knows anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExcept\nthat the Others are complete Idiots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgo\nnot really possessing self-awareness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nSuffering the Slings and Arrows,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nOutrageously, Episodic Misfortunes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nAmongst, The Noblest Of Qualities!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nhighest of any Possible attainments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngreatest of All Possible achievements.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\neven damned fools can comprehend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nthose amongst us crapping their pants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nthose totally clueless to what’s going on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nthose who stick anything in their mouths!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHighly\nregarded by any in cartoon Wonderland!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWell\nregarded by all upon the stairway to heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEndorsed,\nby even Peter Pan and all the Lost Boys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\neven the duller among us may comprehend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nthe most thoroughly confused can yet grasp;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHeralded\nthroughout the entire Known multiverse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsplendor and Glory Abiding Within humanity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Plausibility\nRemaining Probable To Some Degree!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nWe Become is All a matter of Perseverance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nthe Usual Peanut Gallery of caricatures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nof us Yet More Triumphant than others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStanding\nout In The Midst of Pandemonium!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsulky profligates remaining anonymous!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nclowns with any lowest lowbrow taste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nthe current peanut gallery’s assembly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nthe more unusual motley characters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClarification\na dispersing effervescent luminescence in midair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccompanying\nentertaining laughter fades off into the distance…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanybody really know what time it is, does anybody really care?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nalways said she didn’t raise no damned fools!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTell\nothers I worked Hard to become the idiot I am!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWatched\nclocks never Boil or some-such nonsense.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nnever really could follow everything mama said!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nalways Having a Warped Sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nApologized Insisting Styles are here to stay!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhereas\nFashions like Ignorance come and go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nnothing Can Beat Genuine authenticity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\ncan do better than to be themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReckoning\nwhether outside or in Authenticity comes from someplace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReckoning\nknowing without Knowing all I really Know is Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof how pressing any of our immediate consternation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof whether earth confronts an insidious invasion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof whatever some damned fools might desire.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof what any other damned fool may say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof any vocal protests which come up,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\ninvasion Conspiracy not withstanding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\nMay Yet Agree On One Great Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilence\nis Golden if nobody actually listens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTalking\nto ourselves without even Listening.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nconfirms that Nobody wants to listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Blinking Light showing our stereo is on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nnobody Is really using the Damned thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nin the Hope some could actually understand!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRather\nthan Blinking like a deer in the Headlights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHello,\nhello, hello, hello is there anybody in there?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nYou’re Playing Around With Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nits nothing more than Masturbation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthere really is no point in Talking,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever,\nNobody’s Actually Listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowever\nmany maybe inside your head!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nare What You Is and That’s All it Tis!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBes\nwhatever you may truly desire to bes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nwhat you Wish to be perceived as!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlways\nknow thyself and Think for thyself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nhow to Listen well to your own heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nContent to be whoever you Become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\ncontent that none may do you Better.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\ncontent simply to take your next step.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\ncontent bumbling a road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTake\nCare of Any Strangers You Find Along The Way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTake\ncare of yourselves and be there For Others.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTake\nCare of one another and always be Happy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscover\njoy in Sharing life’s greatest adventure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKeep\ncommunities small With just a few People!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnsure\nthat all know how to read and write well!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPractice\nthe arts and celebrate any Achievements!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKeep\nany weapons you may possess safely secure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nall your Neighbors but remain independent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBe\nprepared to deal with all Unforeseen Exigencies,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHonor\nOne Another’s Past By Promoting Flexibility.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrate\nour ability to laugh at life more frequently!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrate\nhumanity’s enduring Freedom to celebrate.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrate\nthe ability to Appreciate your eccentricities!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrate\nthe ability to all Laugh together more often!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nthe Unexamined Life Is Not Worth Living.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nThyself The World Would Become Your Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthyself the world can Feel Like They know you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthyself the world will Invite You In their Home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthyself the world can Learn their own Heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nprovides Greater Satisfaction or contentment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nis more Rewarding than to become ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nimparts Superior Insight, virtue, and wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow your own heart is to know what love is about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow your heart is to discover greater true freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollow\nthe Silence of Beautiful words as if a siren Voice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollow\nyour heart witnessing the world following theirs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthyself is how you can become more Authentic.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nknowing thyself would others become as they wish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nguard your good name as you might a precious jewel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nrichest of jewels you can ever have in your possession!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\nreputation is like a fire that can be arduous to rebuild!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nus to be all that we can be, each heart must first be free!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nus to be all we can be each must free their loving hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSet\nyour heart free, and it will reward the favor many times.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSet\nyour heart free if you want to experience actual freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate what all humanity may yet accomplish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nmake the mistake of underestimating any contribution!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nwhen the smallest amongst us could yet move mountains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nwhen a miracle to believe in still abides within everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nthe way shapes the world as the world shapes the way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nWe’re All The Children of God, And Citizens Of Our World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nbegging for love on ascending the great Stairway to Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBabes\nlost in the wilderness of space on their loving mother earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDazed\nand confused on our difficult journey which has just begun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDemoralized\nand exhausted struggling to ascend the endless stairs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrying\nout lost in the wildness beseeching mother nature’s blessing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncan frequently lose sight of their marvelous mother and father!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nmay easily forget all the love and joy in our hearts is a blessing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\neasily Forget that we are the world we are the Children of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConstrained\nto encouraging Ourselves as well as each other to think.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConstrained\nto helping each other up instead of doing all the Lifting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ndistinctions between our Hearts and brains no longer matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwe know nothing our Harmony neither acts nor reasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nincapable of ever straying far from the path lost and alone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nTo\nThine Own Self Be True<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShakespeare\nwrote "To thine own self be true!",<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDeclared\nOscar the Grouch, the cockroach.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nhis acquaintance, Groucho Marx,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThoughtfully\ntouched his chin replying,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“At\ntimes, I become lost upon pondering,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“How\nexceedingly fortunate, I have been!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“To\nlearn of my own Wondrous Existence!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“To\nwhich neither time nor eternity can ever bring diminution,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“This\nmiraculously everlasting vibrant living soul, was born!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Even\nto ponder such a sublime eternal truth, in any depth,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“These\nare beautiful words, and I lose myself in thought!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Yet\nthe immortal Elizabeth Barrett Browning wrote,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“How\ndo I love thee?”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Let\nme count the ways.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee to the depth and breadth and height,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“My\nsoul can reach, when feeling out of sight,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“For\nthe ends of being and ideal Grace.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee to the level of everyday’s,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Most\nquiet need, by sun and candle-light.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee freely, as men strive for Right;”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee purely, as they turn from Praise.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee with a passion put to use,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“In\nmy old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee with a love I seemed to lose,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“With\nmy lost saints, …I love thee with the breath,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Smiles,\ntears, of all my life! …and, if God choose,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nshall but love thee better after death!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nKnow\nWhen to Hold Them<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nYoung women tend to be more\ntrouble than they’re worth,<br\/>\nIn my personal experience!<br\/>\nBecause\nthey have too many weird ideas,<br\/>\nCrap floating around in their\nhead,<br\/>\nThat they have yet to sort out for themselves.<br\/>\nBut,\nif sex is all you want in a relationship,<br\/>\nThen you don’t even\nneed names.<br\/>\nIf conversation, is all you want,<br\/>\nThen I\nsuppose you really like to talk.<br\/>\nAnd if personal growth and\nhappiness are,<br\/>\nIts much more important to know thyself.<br\/>\nYou\ngot to know when to hold em,<br\/>\nKnow, when to fold them,<br\/>\nKnow\nwhen to walk away,<br\/>\nAnd, know when to run…<br\/>\nAll anybody\nelse can do, is encourage you,<br\/>\nTo seize a good opportunity, when\nit arises:<br\/>\nTo see a world in a grain of sand,<br\/>\nAnd a heaven\nin a wildflower.<br\/>\nTo hold infinity in the palm of your hand,<br\/>\nAnd\neternity in an hour.<br\/>\nTo seek out lowly depths all others\ndisdain,<br\/>\nWhere ever cloudy muddy waters cannot hide,<br\/>\nAll\nthe love, which abides within the naive child.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\nAll\nthe gifts that we all still have to offer the world.<br\/>\nKnow\nthyself, and the whole world, welcomes you in.<br\/>\nThere can be no\ngreater personal satisfaction than growth,<br\/>\nTo at long last, once\nagain, become as beautiful outside as in.<br\/>\n(William Blake, Kenny\nRodgers, Socrates)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDon’t\nDo the White Collar Crime!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDon’t\nDo the White Collar Crime,<br\/>\nIf You Can`t Pay The Fines!<br\/>\nIt’s\nsaid that it just don’t pay!<br\/>\nBut what good’s working hard,<br\/>\nWhen\nall they give you is your cards,<br\/>\nAnd you know there’s not much\nyou can say.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nyou take what they give,<br\/>\nYou’ve no money to live,<br\/>\nAnd your\nfamily don’t understand.<br\/>\nAfter all these years,<br\/>\nThey will\nend up in tears,<br\/>\nWith a mountain of bills in their hands.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNow\nyour lesson is learned,<br\/>\nThere’s nowhere to turn,<br\/>\nAnd it’s\nno use pleading for help.<br\/>\nWhen you’re left on the heap,<br\/>\nThere\nis nothing to keep you,<br\/>\nFrom going and helping yourself,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\ndilemma you’ve found,<br\/>\nIs you are morally bound,<br\/>\nNow your\nmoral code needs a review,<br\/>\nSo what do you care,<br\/>\nYou know\nlife isn’t fair,<br\/>\nAnd for years they’ve been stealing from you.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYet\nthe truth remains, you let them steal your soul.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Jim\nBrown)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nRevolution Will Not Be Televised!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#This\nrevolution is live baby!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#Welcome\nto the comedy club!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#That\ndares not close any doors!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#For\nFear they’ll be broken down!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#Ripped\nright Off all of the Hinges!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#Some\nClowns Being Hard to Please!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#Some\nclowns being very demanding!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n@#Some\nClowns Won’t Take No For An Answer!#@<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Open\nto Our Public Twenty-four seven!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Clowns\nfrequently impossible to please!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Nevertheless\nwe aim to please Zombies!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*The\nImpossible just takes us a lot longer!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Rarely\nclosing for pressing Emergencies!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Rarely\nclosing for any of the Holier days!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Some\nacts Being exactly what they seem!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Some\nacts catch anyone alive by surprise!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Some\nmight become Highly Entertaining!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Whilst\nothers you would be wise to avoid!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Other\nActs not being for the faint of heart!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Other\nacts could be extremely Dangerous!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Other\nActs, You Take Your Chances With!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Where\nat times righteous Riots Break Out!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Where\nat times many Zombies Go Berserk!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Where\nat Times zombies are all full of crap!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*When\non occasion zombie Shit Hits the fan!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*When\nclowns insist on Constantly fighting!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*When,\nsome clowns always look for Fights!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*When\nsome clowns fight Over Stupid Crap!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*When\nthey all argue over who’s the biggest!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Fighting\nover who is the Biggest Idiot of all!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Often\nunaware of who they are fighting for!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Often\nUnaware the Fighting is meaningless!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Sometimes\nfighting over Complete Bullshit!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Sometimes\nThey are in the mood for a fight!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Sometimes\nshooting Themselves in the foot!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Prepared\nto Blame Others for any problems!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Never\nbothering learning how to just say no!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*None\neven learning what it means to be free!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*That\nBereft Honesty the word is meaningless!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Some\ncouldn’t Care Less whatever the reason!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Some\njust Enjoy Fighting for whatever reason!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Many\nare Young and Full of Piss and Vinegar!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Foolishly\ncondescending to all fall on their ass!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Thinking\nit makes them all that much stronger!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Afraid\nto Surrender The Dirt beneath their feet!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Afraid\nto back down a Single Inch on anything!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Afraid\nof losing the ground everything rests on!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Afraid\nof appearing weak instead of just stupid!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Afraid\nof slaying the beasts of their nightmares!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Ingloriously\nunaware of the approaching floor!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Because\nfact can be stranger than any Fiction!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Because\nReality is often funnier than fiction!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*And\nit twinkles a hell of a lot more as well!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Catching\nany clown yet alive by surprise!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Making\nsome do a double or triple take!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Sometimes\nwith their pants still down!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Only\nto have Mama Nature spank us!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~***Twinkle***Twinkle***~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nyou beautiful shooting stars…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nyour sparkling Wonderland!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalling\nadorably, upon your ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nNot Expect Your Own Mother!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nClean Up After All Your Messes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nViva\nLa Revolution Baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nradical revolutionary promise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo,\nconservative State Secrets crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing it was only an accident!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing, it’ll never happen again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing you’ll make some amends.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing your scout’s word of honor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nswearing upon the tall stack of Bibles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nattempts to avoid the subject altogether!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\npleas from your friends backing you up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nswearing upon your own mother’s grave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nswearing that the dog ate your homework!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing it wasn’t nearly as bad as it sounds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing you’re just a Victim of circumstance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nmelodramatic sobbing, begging, and pleading!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWill\never manage to avoid Mama’s own house rules!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWill\never manage to escape her Ruthless Enforcement!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile,\nHell hath no fury like our Mama Nature scorned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBalance\nwill always be restored whenever harmony is lost!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n(Gill\nScott Heron)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nLeading\nFrom the Rear<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nValor\nsometimes the better Part of Necessity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRightfully\nprudence the better part of valor,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nValor\nFrequently Confused with stupidity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nChivalry forever going out of fashion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\naccepting that they all think alike!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nbothering to look before they leap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nripping another Foul smelling fart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGreatest Behinds Always Stink Alike!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsisting\nto Themselves better out than in!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\ninhaling Deeply of their own Stench! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\nUntil\nthe only people ever left in any room!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRush\nto open all of the doors and windows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat guilt Is a Horrible thing to Waste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProving\nto anybody their own Unworthiness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\ncomplete waste of anyone’s time and effort.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nthose insistent on being Most Unworthy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefusing\nto ever Exercise the slightest restraint!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nfoolishly attempting to lead from the tear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nknowing its impossible to lead from the Rear.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nrepeatedly persist in making futile attempts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBelieving\nThey’re Funny Pissing Off Many!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBelieving\nany others have inferior senses of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\na pile of crap hits the fan especially hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForcing\nthose in sealed rooms to Plan Escape routes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwith Diarrhea of The Mouth may well attempt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\njustify all their more Vile and Deplorable behavior.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimply\nto regurgitate their own popular disapproval!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOdiously\npersisting in torturing all their own Critics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHalf\nof those I’ve spoken to Online have Confessed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nBe Deeply Suspicious of common dictionaries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nOnly Use The More Popular Definitions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nthat they care merely desiring to argue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nto lead from the Rear arguing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOver\nwho defines the word stupid.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nWho is the best example!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis Stinking up the room!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nmight be more offended!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis the lesser of Offenders!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhose\nfarts are forever Worse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis the bigger king of fools!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis making the bigger Fuss!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nnever worry too much myself,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nbothering to Dwell Upon it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreferring\nnot to Waste my time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nthat of anybody else involved!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nthe unworthy great behinds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nthose who lead from the rear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho think their behinds great,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nthat they are so Predictable;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nThat They’re Full Of Hot Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho believe they’re such hot Shit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nWho Believe They’re The Greatest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSorrow\nand Outrage are Wasted on them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nwasted on any of the greatest behinds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nall tend to stink alike without thinking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nEver Having To Utter A Single Word!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Those\nWho Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAntagonish<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nYesterday,\nupon the stair,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nmet a man who wasn’t there.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nwasn’t there again today,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nwish, I wish he’d go away…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nI came home last night at three, the man was waiting there for me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwhen I looked around the hall, I couldn’t see him there at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGo\naway, go away, don’t you come back any more!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGo\naway, go away, and please don’t slam… the door!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLast\nnight I saw upon the stair,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nlittle man who wasn’t there,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nwasn’t there again today,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOh,\nhow I wish he’d go away…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Hughes\nMearns original poem)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOne\nof Us<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nReveling In All The Limelight!<br\/>\nPuffed up\nchest Larger than Life!<br\/>\nA More Modern Diplomatic Patton!<br\/>\nHis\nalter ego covered in shiny medals.<br\/>\nLost inside the spotlight of\nCrystal city,<br\/>\nFallen From Grace, In Pentagon Circles!<br\/>\nPosing,\nFor An Underwear commercial!<br\/>\nNever Forget Who You’re\nFighting For!<br\/>\nFor that is the Burden of command!<br\/>\nAnd why\nGeorge Washington,<br\/>\nWas just another one of us!<br\/>\nWho read his\nBible every day,<br\/>\nGot down on his knees for more than a\nsecond!<br\/>\nAnd, prayed for redemption of his soul.<br\/>\nAnyone\ncould walk right up to his front door,<br\/>\nAnd, be invited in for a\ncup of tea.<br\/>\nJulius Caesar would tell his troops jokes,<br\/>\nThe\nnight before going into battle.<br\/>\nOne of Us, only has meaning,<br\/>\nIf\nsomeone is actually listening.<br\/>\nThe Chinese, among many\nothers!<br\/>\nRefer to their army as their “Army",<br\/>\nAnd\nnot hired thugs for sale to the highest bidder.<br\/>\nFrequently,\njumping into civilian trenches,<br\/>\nAnd, digging along side all\ntheir compatriots.<br\/>\nHoping to build a better future for the\nentire nation,<br\/>\nConstructed on a solid foundation, that will last\nfor generations.<br\/>\nWhile, in the US, patriotism swings up and down\nwith the stock market.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nTea Party members accuse each other of being commies,<br\/>\nAnd,\nnobody, appears to have a clue who they are fighting for.<br\/>\nAll\nRoads Lead To Rome, along with all the imports on the planet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nfaster they import goods the faster the money all floats to the top,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nfaster the money all floats to the top, the faster they export\nweapons!<br\/>\n"One of us" becomes "Us and Them"\nas the South attempts to rise yet again!<br\/>\nWhen money does all the\ndriving Nobody is Steering and no one ever listens,<br\/>\nAs One of Us\nbecomes more Indistinguishable every day, from Us and Them…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHardcore\nCommie Love<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI\nwent to a communist bookstore,<br\/>\nAnd asked for a copy of "Steal\nThis Book",<br\/>\nBut, was escorted to the front door,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\ninformed they were fresh out.<br\/>\nSo, I went to the anarchist\nwebsite,<br\/>\nTo complain the damned commies,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHave\nNo Love for revolutionaries,<br\/>\nAnd, was booted off right away!<br\/>\nI\ntold a hard-nosed pragmatist,<br\/>\nThat Babylonian slapstick, is all\nlowbrow,<br\/>\nAnd, he looked at me as if I had never existed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nvisited a Taoist website seeking enlightenment,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nthey booted me off, for repeating lame jokes!<br\/>\nI’ve seen all good\npeople turn their heads each day,<br\/>\nSo\nSatisfied, I’m On My Way!<\/font><br\/>\nJust call me ignorant, but its\nmy family tradition,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nnever participate in anyone’s lowbrow slapstick,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInvolving\nno less than billions of amateur comedians,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nseldom, if ever, consider themselves to be funny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEverybody\nWants to Rule the Web<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWelcome\nTo Your Life.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere’s\nno turning back!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEven,\nWhile We All Sleep!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nMust Always, Find You!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nActing\nOn Your Best Behavior!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTurn\nYour Back On Social Media!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nWants To Rule The Web!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts,\nMy Own Design;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nMy Own Remorse!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHelp\nMe Really Decide!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHelp\nMe Make The Most!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOf,\nFreedom And Pleasure!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing,\nEver Lasts Forever!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nWants to Rule the Web.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nThere’s\na website where the spyware won’t find you,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHolding\nhands while the Web Comes Crashing Down!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nThey Do I’ll Be Right Behind You!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nGlad We Almost Made It,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nSad They Had To Trash It,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nWants to Rule the Web.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n(Tears\nFor Fears)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nVoter\nDenial<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDenial\nIsn’t The Name of A River In Egypt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnless\nSomebody Says So, On Reality TV.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’m\nA Professional, Mud Wrestling Fan!<br\/>\nWhere They’ll, Sling Mud All\nAround!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nEverything is Just Fake News.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere’s\nNo Proof That I Am a Thief.<br\/>\nNo Proof That I Stole the Election!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nProof Elections Even Matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nProof of Anything To Gain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nproof, I ever had sex with that woman!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nproof Professional Wrestling’s rigged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nof course, no proof that I even know what I’m saying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUnited\nwe stand, divided we fall, right on our collective fat asses!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCommon\nSense Says<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCommon\nsense would have it that common sense,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nin uncommonly short supply these days.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nnearly as common as it once used to be.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nnearly as common as the good old days,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDifficult\nto locate wherever you might roam!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\npeople claim nobody has any anymore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\nToday have almost no common sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\ndespite agreeing its No Longer common!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\neveryone says its becoming Uncommon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nalso insist that Its Only Common Sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nCommon Sense, No Longer Exists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nif, statistical studies have repeatedly shown,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nevery way possible Academics could Think of,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nonly thing common about Common Sense,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nmost people agree Nobody Else Has Any,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nCommon Sense An Oxymoron!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nmakes sense to me, personally,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nzombies are just way too common.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nthey have any common sense at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nthey possess, any sort of sense at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nthey really listen to their own words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHave\nany Ability to express themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nevidently doesn’t include most people!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nZombies\nall speaking Private Languages.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\nbother with the Mindless masses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\ncomplain Nobody ever listens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nTrusting Even their own dictionary.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\nunderstanding what Another says!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEver\nDistrustful of Everyone’s Motivations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nThey Claim Are All Too Often Much Too Common!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nagain they have no common Sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\ncommon sense is its all Uncommon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\ncommon sense remains impossible to Find!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nall common sense is uncommonly common!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nuncommon sense Agrees with common.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ncommon sense is common sense Is Rare,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ncommon Sense no longer seems to Exist!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMay\nall your Confusion and tears be Replaced.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nAn Abundance of love, laughter, and Joy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nthe light of Truth Shining upon everyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnding\nall Confusion, anger, hate, and disdain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReplacing\nSuffering With the Light of the Truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nConflicts With Inner Peace and Contentment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTake\ncomfort in the Knowledge nobody has ever,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nManaged\nto lie or mislead themselves completely.<br\/>\nMost, resigned to\ndenial, avoidance, and pretense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProtecting\ntheir boo boos like any small children;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever,\nbecoming totally convinced they are,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nquite yet strong enough, to face the Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\ndiscovering happiness and acceptance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFirst\nIn Your Heart, And Then Your Mind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLao\nTzu, once remarked on the situation:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nis a good man but a bad man’s tutor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\na bad man, is a good one’s student!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nonly the Heart is really capable of listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile,\nwithout the Love of the Truth in your Heart,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthe common sense in the world, never did anyone any good!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nwhat comes around, always goes around and around again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe pupil is poorly prepared, the master is rudely awakened,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nmy tongue in cheek way of saying, reality can slap us in the face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nonly common sense that its usually better to just accept the truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBorn\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWe\ncannot become what we once were,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nremaining true to ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nwhenever falling on your ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHurts\nmuch more than Getting up,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGenuine\ngratitude can be knowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nonce you avoided falling Down.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nManaging\nto help yet another clown,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGet\nback on their own two feet again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nUP, UP, UP, UP!!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe only direction you can go,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nthis sad clown’s lowbrow comedy club town.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nborn Clowns fall on their Ass for a living,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRelying\nupon the ground to stop them every time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreventing\nmany from sinking out of sight altogether!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n*~*“\nSuperstars ”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*"Neo-Nazi\nBarbie met Kinki Kiki Dinki,”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“Strutting\ndown a fashion model runway."*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*"Don’t\nyou know that you are a superstar!"*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*"Said\nLiberace, to Jimi on guitar.”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“See\nKinki Dinki winki at you!"*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*"You\nsparkle! You beautiful, naughty boy you!”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“The\nentire world becomes Jimi on guitar,”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“Whenever\nthey want to sparkle,”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“And\nbe beautiful stars too!”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“Twinkle,\ntwinkle,”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“All\nyou beautiful shining stars, of radiant light!”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“The\nspark that never dies, and never gets old.”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“Nothing\nFrom Nothing Ain’t Nothing In Wonderland!”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“Where\nEveryone Sparkles My Dearest Lovely Boy!”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~*"Everything\ncan become deja vu all over again!"*~*<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n*~*“So,\nmeditate upon the sublime lime Jello!”*~*<br\/>\n*~*“Revel,\nin its exquisite emerald glow,”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“Know\nThat We Are All Beautiful!”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“Know\nthat we all love you so!”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“Taste\nAll of Its Sweetness”*~*<br\/>\n*~*“But most\nimportantly”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“Watch\nIt Jiggle!”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“Know\nfor yourself, that we are all”*~*<br\/>\n*~*“Superstars,\nlike Jimi on guitar.”*~*<br\/>\n*~*“Sparkling And\nWonderful”*~*<br\/>\n*~*“Sublime And Beautiful”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“And,\nnot least of all”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*“Deliciously\nwiggly-jiggly with delightful sparkling laughter!”*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPay\nIt Forward Sucker!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nNarwhal Scratched His Lover’s Itch,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPlaying\nall Around the World in 30 days!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSomehow\nknowing Never really knowing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSomehow\nWithout having to think about it!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverybody\nScratches that itch sooner or later!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEveryone\nhas to choose how to pay it forward!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDarwin\nwas just another Optimist like Murphy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPositive\nThat life had to make some sort of sense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYet\nfailed to realize Evolution Requires Creativity.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nall obliged to be more creative than Darwin!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nevolution could mean for anyone personally.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhatever\nIt Possibly Meant to our dead ancestors!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAsk\nnot what human evolution might do for you!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nwhat could you Enjoy more about evolving?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\ncould Survival mean more to everybody?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nmight you possibly do to enjoy it more?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nis special about survival of the fittest?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nmakes the Journey its own reward?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPay\nit forward Sucker or pay the price!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nRude\nAwakenings!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nHonesty\nBereft Any Genuine Authenticity,<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nthe Surefire Path to Instant Enlightenment!<br\/>\nFor Mother Nature\nhas a wicked sense of humor!<br\/>\nAnd, whenever the student is poorly\nprepared,<br\/>\nThe Master will surely be rudely awakened!<br\/>\nThat’s\nmy way of saying,<br\/>\nThe minute you think you have all the\nanswers,<br\/>\nYou have become your own worst student,<br\/>\n<\/font>And,\nNobody’s Master!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\nSetting\nyourself up for a rude awakening!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat’s\nwhy Goldilocks Murphy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWas\nalways the optimist in my family,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nis, after a few drinks,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nI required more proof!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut\nMurphy remained steadfastly optimistic,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRight\nup until the pie hit her in the face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nIrish get that way sometimes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nfew of us can’t hold their liqueur!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nwe learned to work on our sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Those\nwho shall forever remain anonymous)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nComforting\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDwelling\nupon comforting bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nIgnore Ignorant Wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWorried\nabout abject Failure we dream of Glorious triumphs,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPreventing\nThe Unthinkable, From Occurring!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut\nOur Fears Seldom Seem To Disappear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf,\nThe Unspeakable, Coming To Pass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nOur More Comforting Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAlways\nComes, At An Inflated Price!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nToddlers\naccept the ebb and flow of all bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNurture\ngood crap by first owning their own;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOwning\ntheir bullshit they discover comfort,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLetting\ngo of more of their personal bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nPerfect\nPratfall<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nPraising\nThe Unworthy Only Confuses Everybody!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShowing\noff valuable treasure just encourages Theft!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStrutting\nyour fat ass around can get your Ass Kicked!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nthis manner all toddlers address the mindless masses:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEncouraging\ntheir bellies to swell with delight,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDrooling\nCopiously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlinking\nin the Lights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThus\nstrengthening adult Funny Bones.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEgo\ncan never attain the Naive Grace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\na sillier toddler’s Perfect Pratfall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEgotistical\nBullshit out of the Way.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nVirtue, Always Shines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBottomless\nPit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMy\nBottomless Pit Is Gravely Ignorant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nI Toss In What Nobody Really Wants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAssuming,\nSomebody Might Want It Back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho Struggle to Find what they want,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFind\nAll The Fucking Cuss Words I Throw In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nUnkind\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nIs Never Actually Kind;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTreating\neverything like Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNor\ncan ignorance be called Kind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nStill Treat Bullshit Impartially!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWith\nWide-Open Hearts And Minds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLacking\nall content Ignorance prevails!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nthe further it moves the more it yields.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\ntoddlers draw upon any Ignorant wisdom,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhich\nlike any other Bullshit can never be exhausted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nExperiences\nlike wetting the Bed are quite Common,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nthe Source Of the Spring is seldom well Known.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnother\nSpring Erupts, and Clowns Spring to Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nDeep Within Us Still, Ignorant wisdom prevails:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOops!\nChuckles Echoing, all the way to the bathroom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nSimple-Minded\nIgnorant Fools<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nElaborate\nBullshit Is Just More Worthless Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nthe naive are Shocked to discover for themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnwittingly\nthrust Center Stage from behind the curtain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnoring\ntheir own Personal Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOften\ncontent to Remain ignorant,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSimple-minded\nIgnorant Fools,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReally\ndon’t mind dealing with Stupid Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMuddy\nWaters<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nBest of Man Is Like Muddy Waters,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhich\nBenefits All Living things contending with none.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFlowing\ninto those Lowly Places others disdain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nMud Burbles…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nA True Ignoramus!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDwells,\nWithin Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPonders\nany deep do-do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOffering\nimpartial bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrusting\nothers to Own their personal Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nTo Avoid Pointless Bullshit With a Chuckle.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Muddy\nWaters was here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMuddy\nWaters Deja Vu Amongst the Stars<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWho\nam I? Where am I? What the hell am I doing here!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWords\nAre… Flowing Out… Like Endless… Dia……Rrhea….<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThey\nslither while they slip away, right through your fingers….<\/font><br\/>\nPools\nof sorrow waves of joy are drifting through my opened\nmind,<br\/>\nPossessing… and caressing me……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nCan’t Hear You At All… I Can’t Hear You… At\nAll……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing\nwill ever change my world!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world….<br\/>\nNo Fool’s gonna change, my\nworld……<br\/>\nNothing Could Ever Penetrate at all……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nImages..\nof broken light… which dance before me… like a million eyes,<br\/>\nThey\ncall me… On and On… across… the universe…<br\/>\nThoughts…\nmeander… like a restless… wind…<br\/>\nInside… A Litter…\nBox…<br\/>\nThey stumble blindly as they make their way,<br\/>\nInto\nthe Nearest… Large Sewer…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nCan’t Hear You At All… I Can’t Hear You… At\nAll……<\/font><br\/>\nNothing’s gonna change my world…<br\/>\nNo\nFool’s gonna Change, my world…<br\/>\nNothing Will Ever change\nmy world…<br\/>\nNothing’s ever gonna penetrate at all…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverything\nSounds…Way Too Familiar…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverything\nHas a…Very Familiar Stench…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverything\nIs Composed of Low Entropy…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing\nyou say has any damned meaning…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSounds\nof Laughter, shades of life are ringing,<br\/>\nThrough my open ears,\ninciting people to riot…<br\/>\nLimitless.. undying love…\nwhich shines… around me… like a Million Sons,<br\/>\nAnd calls me\nOn and On… across the universe…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nCan’t Hear You… At All……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nCan’t Hear You… At All……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing\nPenetrates My Thick Brick!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMuddy\nWaters Deja Vu… Amongst the Stars… Om……<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMuddy\nWater… Deja Vu… Amongst the Stars… Om……<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Beatles)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nCranky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nFoolishly\nfill a cup to the brim and it is easily spilled;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLet\nit get to you and more stupidity is sure to follow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPut\nall your eggs in one basket they’re Easily Broken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAct\nlike you meant to do it people think you’re crazy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nwisest toddlers take a Nap before getting cranky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBest\nFriends<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nPeople\nlet me tell you ‘bout my best friend,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHe’s\na warm hearted person who’ll love me till the end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPeople\nlet me tell you bout my best friend,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHe’s\na one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPeople\nlet me tell you ‘bout him he’s so much fun,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhether\nwe’re talkin’ man to man,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nwhether we’re talking son to son.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCause\nhe’s my Best Friend.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYes\nhe’s my Best Friend.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Harry\nNilsson original lyrics)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nToddler\nCharm<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEmbracing\nyour laughter you become Embraced;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\neasily we may all be Reborn Again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClearing\nour heads all else may Become Clear;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNurturing\nChildren All May Become Impartial;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOpening\nyour Foolish heart Kids will accept you;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAccepting\nthe World kids can accept our Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBearing\nAnd Nurturing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCreating\nbut Not Owning,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGiving\nwithout demanding,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThis,\nis foolish toddler charm.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nSpring\ninto Action<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nAtlas supposedly carries the world upon\nhis back,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nIt Is Woman Who Roars Like A Lion!<br\/>\nAnd… purrs… like a\nkitten……<br\/>\nWho holds up even the ground,<br\/>\nAnd, from\nwhom all life springs!<br\/>\nTo Be True To Herself…<br\/>\nEmbracing\nhumble simplicity,<br\/>\nAs well as, the elegance of nature,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nCat Is On The Prowl!<br\/>\nAnd, Preparing To Pounce!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReady\nTo Spring Into Action!<br\/>\nDiscovering what new playmates might\nawait!<br\/>\nAnd satisfaction in doing what she was born to do.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Here…\nkitty, kitty)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nToys\nin the Attic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThirty\nspokes meet at a nave;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nof the hubs the wheels really spin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClay\nis molded into a vase;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nof the hollow we can jam stuff in!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWalls\nare built around a hearth;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nthe door’s unlocked, we can play inside the house!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThus\nmany assume they can play with anything,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEspecially,\nany toys stored away in their attic.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Murphy\nwas here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGonzo\nIs Just Alright With Me!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGonzo\nis just alright with me!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGonzo,\nis just alright with me!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\ndon’t care what they may know,<br\/>\nI don’t care….where they\nmay go!<br\/>\nI don’t care what they may know,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGonzo\nIs Just, Alright, Oh Yeah!<br\/>\nGonzo, he’s my friend; Gonzo, he’s my\nfriend…<br\/>\nHe took me by the hand; Led me far from this\nland…<br\/>\nGonzo, he’s my friend…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGonzo\nis just alright with me, Gonzo is just alright, oh yeah!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Doobie\nBrothers, Sesame Street, original video)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nNew\nDestinations<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nAttention\nPassengers, Any Lost Stowaways;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOn\nYour Trip Everyone Must Be Prepared!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nCast Aside any unnecessary Baggage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\ngrab your own ass with both hands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nrequired under dire circumstances!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPay\ncareful attention to the Captain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAssuming\nhe’s Lucid for a moment;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou like listening to Idiots ramble.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDepending\nOn Your Religious Beliefs.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nBlood type or Organ Donor cards!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nDate of Birth, And Place Of Origin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nApplicable\nState and Federal Regulations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nAssuming Anyone Survives This Trip!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nAny Negative Publicity It Might Entail.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnything\nthe law Allows Us to get away with!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBaring\nany Stranger Unforeseen Circumstances!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDiscounts\nand Ticket Refunds, Will Be Available!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nupon personal request!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\ncan rest assured,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDespite\nany more persistent rumors, to the contrary:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNew\nDestinations and New Horizons, yet await us all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nmatter what your personal beliefs, or circumstances;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nprepared for your mind to be blown on this spacytrip!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\ncaptain suggests you sing a round of Hakuna Matata!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nrequests, everybody refrain from dancing in the isles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nAll That on the Runway!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nAlways on a Road to Nowhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLeaving\nYour Burning Bridges Behind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTraveling\nAt High Speed into Oblivion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nUp is the Only Viable Direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDown\nHas Become a Mere Abstraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nturns remaining strictly prohibited!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake-offs\nand Landings Being Tricky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthe Road up ahead comes to an Abrupt End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\neveryone can agree that Ignorance Is Bliss!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSalivating\nLiquid Crystallized Humble Pie<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWayward\nDrunkard’s Aimless Walk,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBereft\nthe Slightest, Care in the World,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKeeling\nOver Three Sheets to the Wind,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRighting\nHerself She Lists on the Swells!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOminously\nHer Bow Rises Up Yet Again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJell-O\nFor Brains an Overcooked Noodle!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere’s\nSimply No Accounting for Taste.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCounting\nSilly Imaginary Numberings!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCaptivating\nState Of Benighted Grace!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLaughing\nat each Other’s absurdities;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBumbling\ndown a road less Traveled!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFalling\ninto the Ditch once in a while!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFalling\ndown we all rise up yet again.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHyperuniform,\nliquid crystallized pie.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHaving\ntoo much time on your hands.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGravity\nheats up, while cooling down.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBoycott\nGravity! Become an astronaut!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBoycott\ngravity for bringing me Down.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOceans\nof Lubricated laughter flowing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMay\nthe Floor always catch you gently.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMay\nthe road forever rise to Greet You!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMay\nyour Muse always light your way.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMay\nyour path be Downhill both ways!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nQuasi-crystallized\nSublime Lime Jell-O!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nColorful\nshapeless Tiny marshmallows!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCylinders\nflattened into wagon wheels!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSpherical\ncubes of squishy dimensions!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nQuantized\nTime Crystal Twilight Zone.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDodecaicosahedrons\nmake Disco Balls!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPythagorean\nsolids scatter to the wind!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBeginning\nto Look a lot like Christmas!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMind-blowing\nTopological transforms!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInverted\nToilets become loopy twisters.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWavy\nGravy Soliton Waves, Stand Tall!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nParticle\nMan, In Sparkling Wonderland!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGlobular\nblobular truncated trapezoids!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBroken\nfuzzy fractal halting continuum!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSolitary,\nquasi-crystallized, semi-fluidic,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFractured\nFairytale looking glass mirror!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOf\nno known possible worthwhile value!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMembranous\nstringy sealing wax thingy.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMetamorphic\ntemporal phase transitions.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTap\ndancing a buffalo tattoo in My Brain!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFeels\nlike steppin’ into the Twilight Zone!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThis\nnightmare feels like I’ve been blown!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLattice\ndancing within temporal matrices!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nhorizons Change of their own accord.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nRealities all Down At the Sunset Grill!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\ninsights can just as easily be forgotten!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nhorizons found in any Lost and found!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPhase\ntransitions Forever metamorphosing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMountains\nof Crap In Insane Combinations!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSumptuous\nrepast in my own private Idaho!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLiquid\nCrystallized humble-pie-in-their-face!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nhourglass of time in infinite dimensions!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\ncrystals all decide their own time Zones!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nin spaces that would make Escher Dizzy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nRindler horizons of Blissful Contentment.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\ncrap follows you on the endless horizon.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nInfinity and beyond the greatest wide Open.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBeyond\nthe Outer Limits lies the Twilight Zone.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSpeeding\nup time makes no damned difference,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nalone may bring even gravity to her knees.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\neverything can be Deja Vu all over again.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDifferential\nIntegrals of entangled Decoherence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nClinging\nmemories yet left behind in the mirror.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEternity\nlending everyone’s past greater weight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEternity\ngracing the ticking time bombs of fates!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInexorable\nGregorian sub-sect of pie-in-the-face!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nboldly go where no clowns have gone before!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInevitable\npitiful moaning on the moaning after!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInevitable\ndesire to pull your hair out and shout,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInevitable\nenvious glance at green eggs and ham.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLocal\nrealities always Favor the shortest distance.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNoether\nInsisted it must possess Superior curves!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nLouvre can certify them as all French Curves.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUmbraged\nmonstrous moonshine yet conjectures!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOccam\nresolved that a simple razor was required.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nwhich case, it is proof of simplistic complexity!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nmeet again, at last, the circle is now complete!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAny\nfuturistic Instant karma is coming to Getcha!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRoaring\nsilence Overwhelms the distant observer!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nsimplest explanation is all the more tempting!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nshortest distance between two points is a line!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSome\nsay it is evidence God has a sense of humor.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThermodynamic\nRelativistic Quantum Mechanics!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTaking\nthe long way home Requires greater effort!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nvirtue of the fact we must choose for ourselves,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCapricious\nfickle fates Rolling Monty Hall’s bones!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGoldilocks\nMurphy describing two sides of a Coin.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLocal\nreality is overcrowded with backseat drivers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\nthe best carpenters make the fewest chips,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nperfectly well that nobody knows a thing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCarefully\nmeasuring twice prepared to roll any dice.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMoonwalking\nNonlinear Fuzzy Fractal Probabilities.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nBereft All Dreams Is Somebody’s Nightmare!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDreams\nbereft all reality maybe our worst nightmare.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCreamy\nDreamy Liquid Fantasy-Nightmare Realities!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRealistic\nIdealists skeptically confronting any bullshit.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIdealistic\nRealists would admit their personal bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRealistic\nRealists distinguishing all reality from fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIdealistic\nidealists grasp greater truth in all the bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSalivating\nenticing liquid quasi-crystallized humble pie!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLiquid\nQuasi-Crystallized Humble Pies-On-Their-Faces!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLaboring\nto observe the simulation of a phase transition!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDecoherent\nincoherent quantum states, become classical!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTraveling\nall the way from the big bang to the big crunch,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTraveling\nthrough all Dimensions, not of sight and sound!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDimensionless\ndimensions, composed of lowbrow humor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTwilight\nZone Squares All Circle on the signpost up ahead!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nwalls may speak without having to utter a single word.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere\nare those who speak, without uttering a single sound!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThose\nOnce Upon a Time Whose Words Were Crystal Clear!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNow\nthat you are here, all of our words seem perfectly clear,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nonce upon a time, we spoke for those who have no voice!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a time there was A Lorax Who Spoke for the trees.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a time we Knew What’s Missing from this picture!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a time hearts that bent the most spoke the loudest!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a time time was something that we could all share!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a time people wanted to hear jokes about the truth!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSalivating\nEyeing Liquid Crystallized Humble Pie-in-the-Face!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAware\nwhat’s missing from this picture is what comes back to haunt\nyou.<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(They\nMight Be Giants, Don Henley, 38 Pistol, Star Trek, Star Wars, Dr\nSeuss)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHappy\nIdiots<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nvirtue can be its own reward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBumbling\ndown the road of life less traveled,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClueless\nas to how to best get from point A to B,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nhave clueless friends, we must first be clueless;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThus\nforever Ignorant virtue remains Undeniable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDespite\nsome wackier cartoon logic that applies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nIgnorant Wisdom is childishly knowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nlike Total Idiots we stop watching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWherever\nin Hell we may think we’re going.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Busy\ntalking on a cellphone or something!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nFoolish Path is not what it used to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nstrangely enough remains unchanged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverything\nblending into cloudy horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nevery Direction things all look the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\neach fork in the road looks the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForks\nExtending out to infinity and beyond!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForks\nBranching to more forks Ad Infinitum.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForks\nall blending into Ever Cloudy horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\ntelling, Where In Hell that road could lead.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUncertain\nhow we all got on the road we’re on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUncertain\nany road has a real beginning or end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGoing\nnowhere from nowhere, as fast as we can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife\nin the fast lane, on our fast track to nowhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUp\nahead at every signpost, its the Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGetting\noff the road altogether is the only way out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nExcitement\nfollows great confusion and indecision,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\non the road to nowhere getting nowhere fast!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanyone know, how far it is until our next exit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody know the height of the Empire State!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanyone know Zen and the Art of Motorcycles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nvaliant few, attempt to drive from the backseat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\ndriving in circles talking faster in circles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nall begin to drive faster and talking even faster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nstart driving in circles, screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSome\nstumble out upon their knees, from exhaustion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife\nin the fast lane, surely makes you lose your mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnough\nthat some ponder if riding in the trunk is safer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMad\nenough their Red Queen yells off with their heads.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife\nin the fast lane to drive Never-ending Armageddon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife\nIn The Fast Lane pulling over at the Hotel California!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody, have any clue, as to where the hell we are?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody, anywhere ever really know what time it is?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody ever really care?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nis the happy idiot, supposedly in charge around here?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWish\nyou were here,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInstead\nof all of these other sorry clowns bumbling around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nme, myself, and I enjoy being happy idiots too,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nthere is no one alive who is youer than you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Eagles,\nChicago, Talking Heads, Pink Floyd, Dr Seuss)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSensational\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBig\nbling hurts my Crusty Eyes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLoud\nmusic destroys my Tin Ear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSweets\nkeep Ruining My appetite!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpinning\nin Place Makes me Dizzy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToo\nmuch drama breaking my heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\ntoddlers inspire louder laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBantering\nPriceless Bullshit For Laughs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nignore bullshit, kiss boo boos, contribute charming humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWorld\nof Confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nToo\nmuch Praise and Blame can Cause concern,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nhope and fear, in the Easily Confused,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nwhich bullshit To Think about next.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nsomebody is already Confused Enough,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhy\nPraise And Blame Them?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nToddlers Usually Agree,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nLittle Too Much Information,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nLead to a World of Confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nContinuous\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nLooked\nupon, it cannot be seen… Bullshit never survives in the light\nof day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nListened\nto but cannot be heard…Gibberish remains utterly meaningless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClutched\nbut cannot be touched… Worthless bullshit has no substance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nfuzzy wuzzy indeterminate bullshit Evades All certainty,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBlending\nAny Clarity into a single Abiding Mystery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nits Rising There is Know-Knowing-Light,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nits falling there is Know Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nContinuous thread that defies categorization,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLining\nwhat cannot exist.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nform formless,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nimage nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nsounds all silent;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollow,\nit has no back,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfronted\nit has no face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttend\nthe present to deal with your past,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nyou grasp the continuity of any bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nall clowns know is the essence of absurdity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAstute\nAgnostic Assholes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAgnostic\nassholes are sometimes so Astute;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nother may ever Comprehend them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nThey Make No Damned Sense,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\ncan Only Describe their appearance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCautious\nAs a lover walking on thin ice,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nIndecisive as a tiny Kid in a candy store.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nAs Humble Pie!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlippery\nas the Wettest Ice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAuthentic\nAs Uncut Firewood,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAn\nopen book, that’s clear as Mud!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nhe who is agnostic enough to Wait for the mud To settle,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeks\nto leave the future behind in order to Embrace the past.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nIn Their Ignorance Desire Less Than What May Transpire.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmpowering\ntheir bowels to move effortlessly All By Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNever\nPushy<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEmpty\nyour bowels completely;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nsublime inner peace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThis\nmad, mad, mad world will go on without you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBe\ncontent to WAIT, for nature,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nusual any especially hard crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWill\nall return to the good earth in time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nreturn Can Be Peaceful;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nis the Gentle Flow of nature,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nown eternal fall and spring!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting\nyour awareness you become regular,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nIgnoring Hard Crap Invites Sheer Misery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\naccepts Nature’s gentle flow becomes grateful.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nGrateful She Becomes Impartial;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nindifferent she becomes Agnostic;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nagnostic she becomes spontaneous;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nspontaneous she never thinks twice about giving a crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\none with her sphincter her bowels usually move Easier!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nshe might be indignant over delays she’s Never Pushy!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMindless\nHabits<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSometimes\nmy heart leads other times my brain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\noccasionally Neither One is actually in charge,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\nbeing the end of any honesty and compassion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbeginning of absolutely complete total confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe lights are on, but nobody is really listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverybody\noperates to various degrees on Autopilot,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoving\nfrom point A to B unaware we are moving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumans\nall possessing a variety of safety backups,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmind and brain are a Self-organizing system;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmay not be able to live without some habits,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\ncomforting to know we breath in our sleep!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\ngenerally speaking the fewer the better!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHate\nbeing the worst of all possible habits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost blindly self-destructive to have.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none to be avoided before all others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nAll Your Love Takes A Backseat,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nWho or Whatever it is You Have Come To Hate,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nThis And This Alone, May You Be Truly Known!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nWho You Hate, And By This Alone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWould\nAny Really Know Who You Are.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nyour life can become Hell on earth,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigh\nUpon The Great Stairway to Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDarkest\nOf Dark Comedies That Never End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nUgly Ducklings, All Search For Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nI’d rather laugh with the sinners!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nCry With The Saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDistinguish\nPleasure From Pain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI’ve,\nseen all good people,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTurn\ntheir heads each day,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nsatisfied I’m on my way;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes,\nrunning flat out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nBothering, To Look Back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefusing\nto face the inevitable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefusing\nto ever go there again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBest\nTo Avoid Mindless Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\nmay make us all unhappy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\ncan bite anybody in the ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\njust God playing peek-a-boo.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHuman\nintegrity responding to Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nproviding meaning, for meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\ngives meaning to all our emotions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nSupplies the All Important Context!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nprovides any content for our context!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\ncan explain the origin of our Universe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove’s\namazing grace is beyond all comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\na metaphor, for who we wish to become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove,\nhumor, sorrow, and anger in literal order,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nmay be greater than any mere sum of parts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nto embrace each other for what we have to offer,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\na paradoxical singularly of infinite awareness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis why, the action always keeps on happening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nreally is what makes the whole world go round!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis all you need and all nature has to offer anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis forever two steps forward and another one back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsurprises just keep coming in our game of peek-a-boo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUgly\nDucklings remain astounded to discover they’re the swan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nya gots no sparkle child get up and shake your booty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nthe Funky Monkey, Where the Wild Things Dance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nSomething Do Anything because you ain’t living!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRun\nin circles Jump Around, but whatever you do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nSitting There Self-destructing Out Of Habit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nwaiting for crap to merely work itself out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nwaiting for someone else, to do something,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof surrendering to the basic reality of life,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof doing, what all hearts know is required!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof owning your own feelings and emotions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalse\nwords, can infect the souls of the whole world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPoisoning\nthe air, until we can’t tell which way is up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPoisoning\nthe very ground we all Walk on and Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nObscuring\nsincere emotions with bullshit abstractions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nthe Journey itself may be our greatest Reward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe choose to keep walking on the road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe choose to boldly go where none have gone before.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npath might know our feet as our feet know the way.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nyet remains, the source of lightness and heights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nClueless Ugly Duckling forever becoming the Swan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalling\nDown we smile and laugh helping each other Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nknowledgeable try to learn something new every day.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimply\ncurious about how anything may happen to work,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthe Wise forever endeavor to somehow learn to forget.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpanding\ntheir own Ignorance their knowledge Expands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgetting\ntheir own habits Bequeath Themselves freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\ntheir forgetting somehow managing to grow by attrition!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgetting,\nmanage to accept the whole world as their home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOccasionally\nacting extremely childish the older they become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMindlessly\nDoing Things only because they think they are fun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nin circles, while screaming and shouting if they desire,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\nare frequently about Remembering to stay young at heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNurturing\nyour own wondrous spark within which can never die.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nthe brilliant spark illuminates the way for Ancient children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nhabit drooling idiots keep, is embracing the world as their home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Yes)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPolitical\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nBest political Clowns are those none can find;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nnext best are Widely Loved and Praised;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nAnyone Remaining,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nAdopt Clown Caricatures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nIf Joining In A Circus Parade;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeandering,\nAll Over Downtown.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAngry\nClowns Dancing All Around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLosing\nAny Interest In Sad Comedies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nMajority Become, Reliably Gullible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\nVoting for the First Clown in Town,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nmerely happens to scream the loudest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPatriotic\nRotten Tomatoes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhen\nyour Politics Are No Longer Funny,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStupid\nCrap Isn’t considered Silly anymore;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPetty\ncrap can become Less Of A Joke.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\nSelf-righteous Hypocrisy Blatant,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe patriotic Rotten tomatoes fly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBurying\nSimple Comedy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnder\nmountains of Crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe Light Never Shines sports fans!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nGullible\nFools<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIf\nAnyone Could Distill Down All The Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nEveryone Would Profit a Hundredfold!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNonetheless\nGullible Fools Would Remain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nArtifice and Profit could be Eradicated,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\na lot of Unnecessary Waste would be eliminated!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nHalf-assed Remedies merely treat the symptoms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nInadequate Used By Themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGullible Require personal remedies:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nyour personal Sense of Humor;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nYour Own Ignorant Laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEasily\nAmused<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\nis the difference between acceptance and denial?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nis the difference between beautiful and hideous?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nis the difference between Infinity and the Void?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nusual clowns are Festive as if attending a party!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nFrolicking about the park on a fine spring day.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nmy mind still wanders in Ignorant Bliss.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nNewborn babe yet to learn how to Smile;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlone\nbereft any actual aim or purpose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nZombies have enough to spare!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhereas\nI, Have Nothing At All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nmy Foolish Heart leads me;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMuddy\nWaters, Eternally Cloudy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nI’m often dim and confused.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOthers\nare always more self-assured!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nI remain completely in the dark.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAimless\nAs a Wave, Drifting Out To Sea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nthe slightest attachment to anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\npeople are busy getting necessary crap done,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhereas\nI am often Weird and impractical.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\ndon’t share everybody else’s concerns,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nso easily amused by nature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nTrajectories<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\noften follows its own Trajectory,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nno Real Aim or Purpose,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nExpressing a Mountain of Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncluding\nanything and everything under the sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nAbsolutely nothing at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBullshit\ncan be Never-ending,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nexpress all our Limitations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nany awareness of Being Bombarded with bullshit:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorance\nremains the Source of all the crap in the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\ncan we comprehend the origin of our own bullshit?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nembracing our Personal sense of humor more often!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNatural\nBorn Clowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAccept\nevery Joke and you find Inner Peace,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInterpret\nall your jokes and nobody is amused.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDump\nYour personal crap and Humor Survives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPractice\nall your jokes and Comedy Can Improve.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nObsess\nover the Best Jokes and Humor Will Suffer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTry\ntoo hard to Laugh you’ll only confuse Yourself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbetter Clowns can always laugh at themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nis why toddlers often laugh at any Cartoon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nThe Fearless Masters Of Ignorant Wisdom;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nHiding All Their Crap, They Receive Credit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nSo Transparent, Their Charm Endures.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\nMocking, Or Insulting Anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\ntherefore, none is ever offended.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nancients said: Everybody’s a natural born clown,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\neveryone laughs anytime you fall on your ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHumorous\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSometimes\ndashing for the potty we just don’t make it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nCrap Works Out easily in any rinse.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nnature’s crap Doesn’t Last Worth a Shit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhy\nthe hell does so much Stupid Bullshit?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ncan laugh hysterically at the punch lines,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStifling\nour laughter we miss a lot of the jokes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho embrace humor accept their own ignorant virtue,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile,\nthose who reject their ignorance don’t find much funny.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWannabe\nStandup<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nTry\nto be funny all the time, and all of your Jokes will Fall Flat,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStruggle\ntoo hard to act funny and People Struggle to laugh!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExplain\nyour jokes and any humor can be completely Lost,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForce\ncrap on others and Nobody Thinks You’re Funny.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nArrogant and your sad slapstick cannot last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWannabe\nMockery Stand-up comedy yet Inspires,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\ngood thorough soaking in Rotten Tomatoes;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnything\nthat might improve the comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAbsurd\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThere\nIs A Deep Mystery;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nAnyone’s Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSoundless,\nAnd Fathomless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nAlone, Unchanging.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nuniversal and Amorphous!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\ncoming before mother Nature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nAll Content I call it Absurd.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nall Sanity I say Its Unlimited,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinite\nabsurd neverending bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\ntoo much time on your hands.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinitely\ndiverse, insane combinations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlowing\naway still haunts us to this day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnabling\nknown Know no known Limits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nthe absurdities in life, are Unlimited!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nso too am I still infinitely absurd!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nI am abstracted from the absurdity of the world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nAbsurdity of all life from Nature,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNature\nfrom some mysterious bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nnothing from neverending absurdity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Styx,\nStar Trek)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilent\nBut Deadly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFarts\ncan be silent but deadly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nComposure,\nA Survival Art!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nTemptation Yet Builds along with greater pressure;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGullibility\nis important Knowing Others can be Irate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthose who Inherit this common humorous Gift!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthey should Act neither lightly nor hastily!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nActing\nhastily more Rotten Tomatoes could Fly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCasually\nFailing to Batten Down The Hatches!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nFlounder like Ships Flooded With Dung!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nstruggling heroically to stop laughing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPerfect\nTiming<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPerfect\ntiming may never actually be Duplicated!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerfect\nExecution never wastes an opportunity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerfectly\ntying up every single tiny loose end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nis why toddler charm is so enchanting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nnaive toddler remains within all of us,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerfectly\nContent being easily distracted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurprised\nthe Weak can over the strong;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeading\nus all around by the Nose with their oh so Perfect Charm.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthose who believe they are perfect are always perfectly wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\ntoddler jokes are never Embraced,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNurtured\nby us All in myriad ways,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLaughter might become louder,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\ntheir Perfect Timing can be Lost.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthe perfection of our naive grace,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nonly be unwittingly given away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOddly\nAbsurdly Neutral Agnostic Attraction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBecoming\nBoth yet Not quite either one,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nNothing as well as everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReborn\nagain with the Newest punch lines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTossing\nbullshit being receptive to Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nour ignorance is the source of Fun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nothers seldom do get our Jokes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften,\nBecoming Jokes Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nforever strange familiar irony,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nAn Oddly Neutral Attraction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsing\nboth the light and the dark,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContent\nto be the same wiseguy I’ve always been,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nrather oddly absurdly neutral agnostic attraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nArtists<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nartists all spouting crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nCannot\nsucceed every single time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGullibility\nis shaped by accepting our ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nsomeone’s meaningless bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOwn\nyour crap, and you give it away,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpout\nabsolute nonsense and gullible clowns follow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOthers\nthink you are their friend if you act aloof!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\ncome on strong, some really weak,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nvery Few Will Get Right to the Point.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually,\npreferring to Drag Everything Out.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSuperfluously\nverbose of the performing arts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nVigilant\nSarcasm<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nLowbrow\nhumor is Infamous for endless Sarcasm,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlams\nrepeatedly Hammering home,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto return to bite People in the ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nBlistering Side of Comedy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nAssholes fight over who’s the bigger idiot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreat\nbehinds may yet Stink alike,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nOthers Revel in kicking them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSarcasm,\nNever Does Turn Out Pretty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConspicuously\nObjectionable Simulation,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nPounding One Another, Without Mercy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nZombie\nMockery<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nZombies\nMake a Mockery, of All Mockery.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nMeaningless Irksome Worthless Resonance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\navoid mimicking mindless zombie mockery,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\njust exercising Good common Sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAggressive\nSlapstick, Mimicking Mockery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlways\nInsisting other Zombies are Dumber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMindless\nSadism Imitating might makes right!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nThree Stooges hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nAgnostics<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAgnostics\ncome in all shapes and sizes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nis Why none can Control Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nGreat Ignorance could be Conquered!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nWould Be, A Lot Fewer Agnostics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nReally Curious About who they are.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nAny Ignorance is Shaped By Fallibility;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nAny Shapes Are Soon Lost to the Void.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\nclutch at Weird Ideas about mortal fallibility,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAllow\nyour ignorance to Flow gently through you;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nthe end it feels much better just to Let Her Rip!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nManagement<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWho\nComprehends People Is Truly Strange!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nGets Most Punch Lines Is Enlightened!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nFalls Upon Their Butt is a Born Clown!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nLaughs Over Bullshit Still Has Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho’s\nDetermined Over Bullshit, Has Drive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nDesires Bullshit, May Become Wealthy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nDodges Bullshit Has Ignorant Wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nGrasps Bullshit Manages Their Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nImportant\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCrap\nalways ebbs and flows stinking up the whole place,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurprisingly\nmessy Stuff when it gets in all the cracks,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nmy very own personal crap hardly ever Stinks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNurturing\ncrap that grows on you like a Fungus!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThough\nit hardly ever seems to be worthwhile,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr,\nto possess any Real meaning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeemingly\ntotally Inconsequential,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nPersonal Crap Is more Essential,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nthe utmost Paramount importance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nown crap is always more important,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEspecially\nWhen It Won’t Work Itself Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI\nFight Reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI\nFight Reality, Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah\nI Fight Authority, Reality Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nBeen Shoveling Crap Uphill,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEver\nSince, I Was A Young Kid,<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nI Come Out Grinning!!!!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah,\nI Fight Reality… Authorities Always Win!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nFight The Authorities, And Reality Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nHave Come to The Mountain, to Shovel Crap Uphill Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah\nI’m Still Fighting Authority And Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nGotta Know When To Hold Em, Know When To Fold Em!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nKnow When Ya Gotta Either Fucking Duck Or Run!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYEAH\nI FIGHT AUTHORITY, AUTHORITY ALWAYS WINS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMowing\nDown All the Damned Weeds, Just As Fast As I Can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbullshit is endless and ya stick with whatever ya good at!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYa\nStick With Whatever Bullshit, Ya Happen To Be Good At!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill\nSome Of Us Never, Quite, Outgrow Fighting Authority!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPausing\nSometimes to Shovel More of the Same Crap Uphill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nidiots think they’re some kinda damned comedian!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWell,\nI Fight Authority, And Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Johnny\nBe Good Melloncamp)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFlypaper\nWallpaper<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOffer\nsex, drugs, and rock-n-roll to every clown in town,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nwannabe Comedians may line up to entertain you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou share your Ignorant Wisdom with them instead,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nclown for miles around, will Watch Your Back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwhich Way More Obnoxious winds blow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOffering\nignorant wisdom isn’t exactly glamorous,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nneither is covering your walls with flypaper!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBastards!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nTo\nreduce an obnoxious Bastard’s Influence first expand it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nReduce Their Wallop, First Increase It,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nrule over Complete Assholes first exalt them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nrob them of their Sadistic Pleasure first bait the trap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThis\nis the not-so-secret way the less Obnoxious overcome the most,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing,\nInstant Karma’s Always Gonna Getcha baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShit\nHappens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSometimes\nresigned to our humble fate,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nlet crap slide….until way past late!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nShit\nHappens Is The Rule,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEternally…\n Rolling… Downhill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSliding\nInto The Smallest Cracks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nA Huge… …Fucking Mess!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nStinking\nup the entire neighborhood!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPiling\nUp Into A Mountain Overnight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAttracting\nEvery Damned Fly For Miles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nOur Only Claim To Fame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nthe Animals, Have Left the Zoo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nShit\nComing Out, The Damned Sewers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSpouting\nCrap From Lofty Ivory Towers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEveryone\nDebating, How To Suck An Egg!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nThe Crap…Finally… Hits The Fan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nHesitant,\nTo Ever Wait, To Procrastinate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDontcha\nKnow Shit Always Be Happenin’?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\nYou Know Murphy Was an Optimist?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsimple Shit Leads from the rear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nthe shit just keeps Happening,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nthe really messy crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nthe really Hard crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nif You’re not Full of Crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nyou’re starving to death!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWhile,\nif you can’t work your shit out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou’re\nup shit creek without a paddle!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPointless\nPersonal Bullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPointless\nbullshit is not always easily avoided;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\npersonal bullshit is not easily surrendered;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus,\npointless personal bullshit has enthralled generation after\ngeneration!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nintent upon being funny, pointless bullshit can fall flat on its\nface!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumor\nmay enhance otherwise pointless bullshit and so humor survives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumor\nneither acts nor reasons;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nacts, but without our reason;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJustice\nacts only to serve our reason;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nbullshit, tries to enforce reason!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nignorant wisdom is lost there remains humor;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nhumor is lost, there remains love;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nlove is lost, there remains justice;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nwhen justice is lost, there remains pointless bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMindless\nhabits and rituals are the end of honesty and compassion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbeginning of total confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBelief\nis a colorful hope or fear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStepping\nstone to all calamity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ncomedian is guided by humor, not by hope;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe’s\na fruitcake, not a flower!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting\nbeing dense she easily ignores pointless personal bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMean\nFairytale Bullies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMean\nfairytale Bullies tell only the meanest stories without end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nno one including themselves ever really cares to remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGloating\nas the little kids cry, when the Ugly Duckling dies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nstories are otherwise tedious and plodding,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfusing\nany little ones, who whine and pass out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLosing\nresilience, some bite each other or themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLosing\ntheir water, devastated toddlers all flee in tears!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\neverybody else’s eyes, glaze over,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccompanied\nby the smell of fresh crap.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\ncrap only rolls downhill, in the meanest of Fairy Tales,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nsadistic nightmare bullies scare the hell out of themselves!<br\/>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nStupid\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorance\ngreedily gorges upon itself,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsatiably\ndevouring, its own stupidity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStupid\nbullshit inspired by any ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\navoidable crap all too often over nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHumble\nAcceptance<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nDespite\ncountless claims to the contrary from wannabe bullshit artists,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nhas ever managed to beat, whip, or coerce themselves into submission!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\ncan you possibly surrender to yourself without first surrendering to\nyourself?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nquote the immortal Frank Zappa, "You are what you is and that’s\nall that it tis!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe evidence is most of us do the humble best we can manage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\namong us ever Being Prepared to meet all of life’s challenges!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nacceptance of bullshit Is how all punch lines are revealed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\ncan ever force another to accept what they refuse To See!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nrejection may lead to our own worst personal nightmares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nsome accept it or reject it for agnostics its all the Same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBoth\nlove and Ignorance never need agnostics to defend them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nOur Love and Truth Can Speak Louder Than Our Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\ngratitude may mean more than anything we could own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwhenever mama calls and papa is my rock I remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomewhere\ndown the road we all get our own punch line!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverybody\nalways gets their own punch lines in the end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nfor ourselves what it means to be human.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthere’s nobody ever home, but us silly chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLagging\nbehind nevertheless we inevitably catch up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\nand laughing upon the road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nDiscover All The Forks Start To Look The Same.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnothing, harmony neither acts nor reasons,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe few, who humble themselves before all others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nacceptance we all share a paradox of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nacceptance no one sees the complete Big Picture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nacceptance sometimes Its Best to remain Ignorant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nacceptance our lives don’t have to rhyme or reason!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChuckling,\nwe might all inspire greater peace and tranquility!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nsparkling laughter might inspire peace in almost anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProving\nto all that the journey itself can truly become our reward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsilent victory of our silent explanation between bouts of laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nJokes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhen\na Great man discovers Ignorant Jokes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nwould Embrace humor wholeheartedly;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\na Common Man hears insipid jokes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nmay choose to Laugh just Sometimes;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\na Mean Man Hears Toddler jokes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’ll\nFrequently Laugh Hysterically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nthose who seldom laugh at all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nnothing about their ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTherefore\nit is said:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nUnderstands ignorant humor seems Childish;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\npractices Ignorant Humor falls on his butt.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nBumbling all about;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nplaces that others disdain;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfinest Copy appears Plain;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsharpest razors are all Dull;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nShallowest pond has depths;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nWorthless, Appears Priceless;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSublime, merely a Distraction;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nClearest Truth, Seems opaque;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nPopular Ideal appears Flawed;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nBravest of Heart appear Meek;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ntimid nature appears reckless;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsquare perfected has no edge;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMusic\nperfected has no melody;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nperfected has no climax;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArt\nperfected has no intent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthe ignorant can appreciate their own ignorance:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\ntransmits sensation and transcends other knowledge.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nGreat\nBehinds<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNoteworthy\npressure is building,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArousing\nFonder pungent thoughts;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSensation\nhearkens Nostalgic yearning,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOver\nthe endless Crap we all put up with.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nEverything Bears Feeling and Doing;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre Endowed With Mindless Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nI Was Taught, So Too, Must I Also Relay!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreat\nBehinds All Stink Alike Anonymously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPersonal\nFiber<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWater\nOvercomes Almost all constipation;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ngrasping Anything it Needs no Opening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThis\nis the Benefit of consuming water and fiber,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShit\nthen requires No action!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nthere is benefit without Action,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nfew possess the Personal fiber,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ndo shit without Doing Squat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOverblown\nEgos<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHealth\nor education: Which Is more important?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHealth\nor possessions: which is more Worthwhile?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProfit\nor Loss: Which is more Troublesome?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOverblown\nEgos can become Overrated,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeddling\nin everybody else’s Affairs,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nOthers wish they would stop.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\na Brain Fart toddlers stop,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPlopping\nadorably on their butts,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\ncharming of overblown egos.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHeavy\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nObligingly,\nThe Perfect Crap Would,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLeave\nEverybody Else’s Ass Alone!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nLot Of Crap Makes A Fucking Mess!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat’s\nAlways Harder, To Clean Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHeavy\nCrap, Means Varied Things,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTossing\nOut Stinkier Crap For Fresh.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAround\nhere we always Toss It Uphill,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsmell’s just worse the higher you go,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCollective\nsighs of relief from those down below!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nUnsatisfying\nCrap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhen\na nation has a nice sense of humor,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHorse’s\ndrag manure through their fields.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\na nation, loses its sense of humor,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHorses\nbear soldiers down Mainstreet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nis no greater folly than ignoring our own Horseshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nis no greater Disaster than losing our sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nCan Be No Greater Sickness, On Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nBuying unsatisfying Crap nobody wants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPoisoning\nthe very ground and Each Other,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeeling\nIncapable, Of Ever Stopping!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCrappy\nExperiences<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWithout\ntaking a single step Outdoors,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nalready know that loathsome Smell;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\na glance by the light of the moon,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nalready know the texture of that Crap.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmore messy really crappy experiences,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nless we Believe we know about crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nthe urge becomes Overpowering.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStreaking\npast holding their Noses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nMad Dash for the outhouse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\neverything always works out on in the end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNothing\nLeft Undone<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nfollower of knowledge learns as much as he can every day;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nthe more Clueless Argue over what everybody knows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nnotably senile, over time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHence\nNothing remains Left Undone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilence\nTriumphs Over Loud Applause!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrying\nNot to be Funny We often Succeed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClueless,\nto what Doing Nothing still means!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou can’t identify that you’ve identified nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYour\npersonal bullshit has become nothing left undone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nToddling\nAlong<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nToddler does not distinguish between herself and the world;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nneeds of anyone around her are her own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nis good, to those who are good!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe’s\nalso good to those who are not so good,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThereby\nshe is always very good!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\ntrusts trustworthy people;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nuntrustworthy ones alike,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nher always trustworthy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsage lives in harmony with her world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nmind, becomes the world’s mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nshe nurtures the hearts of all others,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddling\nalong determined to be just like mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnoble\nRight Up to the End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWe\nenter and leave this world covered in crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\neveryone I know is always full of Crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExcept\nthe dead who no Longer give a crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nothers hold onto their crap for dear life,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthe point where taking a shit becomes an abstraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthose who partake of a modest diet,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNeed\nnot Fear Pains in the ass that often;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nwear protective garments all the time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHemorrhoids\nfinding no places to poke out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\ncan Stop Scratching nearly as often,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nalways searching for nearby toilets,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWorrying\nabout their own petty crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nignoble right up to the end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilly\nSeasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOverconfidence,\ninspiring foolishness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGullibility\nnurturing every absurdity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\ntemptation grows overwhelming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nbuying into our own stupidity completes the transaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nevery artist pays homage to their own gullible stupidity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOver\nother artists’ inferior crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPlayfully\nPleading, Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnofficially\nAcknowledged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChortling\nCunning Rascals,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nAmusing One Another,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReveling\nin the Silly Seasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nGagging!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAll\nBullshit springs from our own Personal ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnderstand\nthat and you understand your own Bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nthe right bullshit and you embrace any ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsist\nany bullshit is the best and simple humor can’t survive.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverything\nworks out in the end, but don’t swallow too much!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpout\na lot of smack or firm positions,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nNothing Can Ever Save Your Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMinor\ndetails Always matter with Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLimiting\nwhat we shove down our throat,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe wolf down becomes very personal,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\npersonal its easier to make mistakes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing’s\nworse, than gagging on your own crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSadistic\nMimes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nTotally\nhysterical crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\ngoad audiences until they cry laughing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nturn, prompting them to laugh even harder.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowever,\nwith infectious jokes it is said,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere’s\nonly so much anyone can take!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAfter\nthe audience is spent,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChuckles\nlinger slowly fading,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttentions\nStray in All Directions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nthose who can never get enough,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSadistic\nmimes, slaughter with laughter.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nRefined\nShit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCultivate\nyour own crap and, surreally, you become your own shittiest joke!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nyour family’s crap, and shitty sit-com spin-offs are assured!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nyour shit in public places and crap about you is sure to get around.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nyour crap in political ways, and inspire shittier politics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nyour crap long enough, and everything starts to taste shitty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nshitting on everything, each other, and yourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBetter\nto learn how to laugh at our own humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\ntoo many of us are no longer laughing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaugh,\nat every humanly conceivable insanity;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaugh,\nmerely to proclaim the outlandish truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nthe one whose laughter speaks loudest of all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDepends\non how refined the Shitty Taste of any bullshit artist like me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHumpty\nDumpty<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHumpty\nDumpty was an egg,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwas desperate to get laid!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nhe didn’t have sexual parts,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nno rooster, had fertilized him!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnguished,\nhe rolled himself right off the counter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreferring\ndying a meaningless death, on a floor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nnever having a chance, to actually live it up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbeing cracked, fried, and summarily eaten!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\neleven remaining eggs were all appalled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nwitnessing, his most ghastly demise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHorrified,\nin turn each averted their eyes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto realize upon raising their gazes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nwere still on the breakfast menu!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nall too often, life just isn’t fair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFear\nis the mind killer that destroys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFear\nis the little death awaiting us all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFear\nis the end of all possible thinking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEating\neverybody alive, inside and out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe real dangers, remain without!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\ncancer spreading through the body;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nbacteria, cultured inside rotten eggs,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\naround yelling, the sky is falling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEasily\navoided, pointless personal bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nreally bad habits growing like a fungus!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nshould never be allowed to just fester!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nkind, that we inevitably come to regret!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually\nthe sooner its dealt with, the better!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nit frequently drives us, to fear the worst!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nfreeze up, or overreact at the wrong time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKicking\nourselves in the ass for being stupid!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nfacing our fears we make them disappear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nlistening to our hearts, we overcome them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nour fears can become even worse habits.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\ndesires may grow like weeds in any lawn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEveryone\nwants to alleviate, their own desires!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPretending\nto ease our suffering, like a mother.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReassuring\nourselves as if we were two people.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWords\nAre All Bullshit Whenever Money Talks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthose still listening, to their fears and desires.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthose never taught, that they can Just Say No!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthose, with no love and courage in their heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthose incapable of communicating with others,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsisting\nthe dictionary is just never good enough;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoney\ncan’t buy happiness but it sure doesn’t hurt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEndlessly\nranting, their politics are seldom personal!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPounding\nupon anyone who just happens to disagree,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nit is easy to inspire, enough fears and desires,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ndiscourage many from even trying to save themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEnchanting\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nreally spellbinding clowns,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom,\ninspire any mean fairy tales,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nZombie\nmockery only makes them chuckle,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\ntheir sense of humor is out of this world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\ntheir intentions always appear honorable,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\ntheir jokes unquestionably from the heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAn\nenchantingly delightful comedy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat,\nleaves no stone untouched.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\ntheir grace is beyond compare,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nmere words, to ever describe,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\ntheir love of compassionate humor undeniable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDelightful\ngiggles echoing… rolling across the floor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAmazing\nBullshit Artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThose\nwho repeat bullshit tend to believe their own bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst,\nthose who preach never can hear their own bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nspouting so much crap all you amazing bullshit artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncan start by sorting out all your own bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrust\nme, it feels great to get rid of all you can find!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOwn\nyour personal crap all you amazing bullshit artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\nelse wants it so you may as well Toss it away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSharing\nand learning to be giving just require effort!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRequiring\nneither terrific style nor common sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nThe Worst Crap keeps getting in our way,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\ncomplain there’s way too much bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAdding\nto the usual mess none ever claims!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNasty\nBullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNasty\nbullshit should always be avoided,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\ncoming back to bite people in the ass.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAvoid\nany of the Nastier Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCause\nYou Know Without Doubt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncomes around goes around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthe less Nasty any crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\ngetting around, the better!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe Less Divided we become,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmore united we may all stand,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlong\nwith improving everyone’s sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConquering\nthe world one clown at a time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThis\ncomedy Club never closes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\nworry about your Style,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrust\nme every Clown fits in,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthe punch lines can only improve!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nLogic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nlogic is just so damned easy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nbullshit Artists refuse to believe,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nRejecting their Bullshit Is Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nonly logic bullshit artists Recognize,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBuilt\nentirely of blue smoke, and mirrors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHides\neverything under huge piles of Shit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherever\nThe Sun Will Seldom Ever Shine.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSafeguarded\ndeep between their ass cheeks;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnsuring\nit never vanishes in the light of day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBite\nMe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThere’s\nway too much Bullshit flying around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\neveryone else could surely agree upon,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nrefuses to put up with anyone else’s crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthey wouldn’t Hesitate to do with their own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nthe only way they can ever accept their crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nby everybody accepting all they need do is relax!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrust\nme the harder we Hold onto all our worst crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsooner it all comes back to Bite you hard in the ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHappy\nSappy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhen\nyou conquer one clown at a time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYour\nworst fears can soon be forgotten,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely,\nby turning the brat onto,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHappy\nsappy toddler pabulum!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCompletely\nmeaningless drivel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ndo any harm unto others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPlugging\ninto the boob tube young and old alike,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nchuckle to themselves, while throwing up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nLame\nBullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nartists diligently cultivate the finest of arts,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\ncrap enlightenment in their own bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\ninsisting upon passionately testifying.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\nany other Bullshit is always so fucking lame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCommon\nordinary bullshit is not a real comparison!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nother bullshit always turns out to be a Fraud!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nmocking the Silent Echoes of their reflections!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGrossly\nDistorted nightmarish house of horror Fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCornucopia\nof lesser known erotic exotic guilty pleasures.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nunparalleled singularly sublime splendor and majesty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nto be Imitated personification of divine perfection!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nblindingly crystal clear bedazzling celestial Brilliance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreedily\nwe shovel our personal bullshit down throats,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContemptuous,\nof one another’s much lamer bullshit!<br\/>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilly\nGiggles<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilent\nunspeakable wisdom,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTongues,\nrooted in cheeks,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAmenable\nrefuge for clowns.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPainted\ngrins of friendly faces,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConspirators\nto childish foolishness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTremendously\noverwhelming excitement building!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGiddy\nclowns tumble in, grinning inanely,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\nobligingly bouncing on butts,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSymphony\nof incredulous amazement!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearing\nraucous laughter, clowns runaway,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nthe circus is the only show in town,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilly\ngiggles echo, following me all around.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n \n<\/p>\nResistance\nis Futile<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCockroaches\nlike Groucho just love to complain, <br\/>\nEndlessly mocking one\nanother’s crap,<br\/>\nRanting and raving it’s the worst smelling\nanywhere!<br\/>\nThe same hopeless Complaints people never listen to,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nComplaining\nthey Still have enough of their own!<br\/>\nAdamant no Real cockroach\ncould ever resist,<br\/>\nMocking each other’s Worthless\nmockery!<br\/>\nResistance is Futile All roaches Agree!<br\/>\nWhen the\nSilent Void mocks itself.<br\/>\nStraight Man’s Quiet Mockery.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNever\nDo That Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nDismissing\ndenial, as improbable,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilently\ndenying that’s its impossible,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nRealizing Denial’s Unthinkable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nplausibly deny our denial again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\ndenial as implausible,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nmother embraces me back:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeckoning\nme onto her lap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwhispers, in my ear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Never\nDo That Again!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAvoid\nAny Meaner Shit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nMeanest bullshit denies Denial,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nEnjoying Strangling Itself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDenying\nInnocence ever existed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ndeny our ignorant humor,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nGreat Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAvoid\nAny Meaner Shit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrusting,\nIn Yourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nGentle Comedy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAppreciate\nYour Humanity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthe meanest bullshit enforces the compulsion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrothers\nand sisters have to be mean to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAvoid\nGloating<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOnce\nupon a time people were not so Easily Impressed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nQuite So Many, Bullshit Artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nits Really hard to Laugh!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwe strangle even easy Jokes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nhumor can Bring us together!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nstupid bullshit drives us apart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ntrick is your sense of humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAvoid\ngloating over Punchlines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nStarving\nZombies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nDealing\nwith bullies always makes me homesick,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe place where I go to Relax;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nprepare for the meanest bullies,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPracticing\nthe Art of doing nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nknow it sounds Stupid,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nI Swear That Its True!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to go to fun places,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nhave to first Learn How To not Move!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNow\nthe laziest Dance Craze of the century!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAdored\nby all Starving Zombies everywhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFortunate\nenough to Shuffle in just in time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsit still and eat Peacefully at the table.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nObnoxious\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nObnoxious\nClowns will all stridently insist!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\ncomedy is meaningful and Distinctive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ntwo clowns should ever tell the same Joke;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPresumably\nif comedy is to possess any dignity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNoteworthy\nclowns should all retain significance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nObnoxious\nhumor may frequently become tedious!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\neveryone just smiles and nods,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\ncircus Life Can Be Tough!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nthose epic over-sized clown shoes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nacts are just very hard to follow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOthers\nyou’ll want to Avoid if possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRotten\ntomatoes may be the least of your worries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nconfronted by more Obnoxious Clowns.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPotty\nhumor, might become More attractive,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\navoiding stepping on Clumsy clown shoes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAppreciating\ngood Sarcasm can actually be helpful,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\neventually, all the jokes become just as Obnoxious!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCompassionate\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCompassionate\nClowns come to everyone’s rescue,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgetting\nall about Themselves, in the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nAware of the Virtue of Ignorant wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWitnesses\nloudly applaud their compassion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHeroes\nwho think of others as themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nheroes of every other clown’s story,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDreamers\nbusily living their dreams,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTotally\ncaught up, in the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsame as the rest of us clowns,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBusy\nbumbling down the road in enormous shoes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nany foolish ignorance, with compassion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWitless\nZingers<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNobody\nI know can say with a straight face,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n"That\nThey Have Lost All Of Their Wits!"<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nBad Enough to Lose Your Witty Wits,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nTo Lose All Our Wittiest of Wits,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nThe Cruelest, Of All, Cruel Blows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate your own wits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou still have your Witts, about you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nto cope whenever humor Escapes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nalways look for the hidden punch lines,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nthe witless zingers just keep on coming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNobody\nHome<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMurmuring\nContentedly,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nword utter gibberish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nbabbling in our ears.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nany real significance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nour lights are left on,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nnobody’s home but us chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMiserable\nWannabe Comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nthat’s just too good to be true,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\nreally is just more bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nThe Worst Bullshit Of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nonly use to Fool Ourselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttempting,\nWannabe Comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nWannabe Comic Yells Shit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthe Proverbial Shit Hits the Fan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWannabe\nComedies, May Be Messier!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlinging\nCrap Just to Clean It Up Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nCrappy Way to Make A Living They Say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWay\nToo Much Crap For Any To Bother With!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMakes\nFor The Worst Wannabe Comedies Of All!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSuck\nit Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nGravity,\nmakes crap roll downhill,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSucking\nhard on anything with mass,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhistling\nwildly, at every butt she sees,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\ninhales, whistling and sucking away,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDaydreaming\nof the hero of all her dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nloves to whistle, at every known asshole,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nbegging every shithead for more bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhistling,\nshe just keeps on greedily sucking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTurning\nto face uphill, so she can slurp it up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nasshole giving her all she could want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill,\nall the turned backs discourage many!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nrealizing, forever crap rolls downhill.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPregnant\nsilence overtakes them all at once.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhispers\necho softly lost in the far distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\na lame zerosum game the ground catches.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nthere’s nothing whatsoever to lose,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr,\nto be gained, from learning how to be still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrap,\nalways keeps falling from out of the blue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nrolls atop anybody downhill at the bottom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe bullshit keeps flying in every direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nit hard to tell, which direction remains up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthe most interesting things grow out of manure…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFuck\nOff All You Wannabe Fuck Offs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFuck\noff because fuck the fuck off!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nfucking got that fucking yet?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nbest give a fuck, was broken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFuck\noff is the best I can manage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFuck\noff because fuck the fuck off!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nas fucking good a fucking answer,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnyfuckingoneisevergonnafuckingget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nfuck off forthwith, all you fuck offs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nfucking all leave me the fuck alone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\nlet the door hit you on the way out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFucking\nknow our fucking comedy-drama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfucking one, you fucking enjoy so much!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFucking\nfollowing, all the Fucking characters,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWas\nfucking canceled, by the fucking network!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nfucking wannabe comedy was all-fucked-up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFucking Piece of Shit was Just all Fucked Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFucking\nhorribly in need of fucking improvement!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nI Fucking Want Nothing To Fucking Do With It!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nany other fucking circus clown’s, fucking bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nArt of Denial<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPeople\nenjoy denying that Denial,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIsn’t\nthe Name of A River in Egypt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nrather one of the more Demanding fine arts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet,\nby tradition, it remains quite Indubitably,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nExclusive Art of more Obnoxious Clowns.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRepeatedly\nSwearing They Never deny denial.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProtesting\nthere’s a Sucker Born every minute!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nis Why Denial remains a Popular word!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoggedly\nintent on perfecting the art of denial!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAsshole\nRegrets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEverybody\nthinks the other Guy’s hot air,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTakes\nup way too much space in the Room!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOutrageously\nUnacceptable deplorable farts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\ncompel everyone else to vacate the space!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nto leave some doors and windows open!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\ncase some poor unsuspecting slob,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPasses\nOut Accidentally Stumbling In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAssholes\nCan Regret Becoming Assholes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSmooth\nCuties<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEverybody\nhas an asshole but not all of us are Complete Buttheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSure\nStinky bullshit can come out our Mouths like any cow’s butt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nour Reality may Become whatever we care to put out there!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nsnails, like to leave long winding wayward Slimy Trails!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOthers\nprefer to bounce and roll around in the Stinkier Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\ntiny infants have The Smoothest of Cute Little Butts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSmooth\ncrappy butts their neighbors often love to Touch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCaution\nalluring smoothies conceal crap inside diapers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAsshole\nValidation<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nInvalidated\nassholes Require validation,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\ninvalidated wherever they may go.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCautious\nto always Invalidate Themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nto Mention Everyone else in the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nInsisting the other guy is an Asshole!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthey can’t Approve of validating assholes;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEspecially\nassholes eager to validate all assholes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nthe Only thing assholes are able to agree on,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nto never Acknowledge an asshole validating them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nasshole validation remains a complete Oxymoron,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nassholes won’t agree on the meaning of the word!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBlind\nProphets<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAssholes\nmay Wannabe blind visionaries,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof getting into a world of Butt Hurt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nassholes can’t see where they are going,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\ntheir heads still firmly stuck up their Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nNoxious gases they’ll inhale,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInduce\nthe wildest cryptic visions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nthose of the Oracles At Delphi,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nproclaimed Socrates a wiseguy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nalone could still see in the dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nQuantum\nPerturbations?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nQuantum\nperturbations inspired mental masturbation,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nEinstein’s best rubber sheets and underpants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBelieving\nhis crap was still solid,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nnever to be casually dismissed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\npersevered for decades masturbating nonstop!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nhis wiggly-jigglies steadily got worse,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil,\nnobody could tell what was what,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nif anything ever became of his efforts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nQuantized\nUgly Ducklings<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAdorable\nQuantized Ugly Ducklings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlways\nso shy, sweet, and innocent,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom,\nlooking anyone in the eye!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRepeatedly,\nfalling on their butts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGrinning,\ndrooling, total idiots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShyly,\nhiding behind the most beautiful,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nsometimes the most hilarious of anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nadorable one with sparkling laughter,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nmagically bridges, any differences,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBetween\nall our brothers and sisters.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlaughter, at the sheer joy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nwondrous, novel existence,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsimply being a part of it all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfountain of love, becoming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfountain of truer awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngreatest of possible journeys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\ngreater context of One Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nall art, science, or religion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\never adequately, describe for us.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nnature herself is shyly hiding.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLight\nthat shines within and without!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLight\ncasting shadows in greater light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nnever can be seen in all its glory.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShy\nQuantized Ugly Ducklings Sparkle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrecisely\nbecause they are always so shy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\namuse themselves, with peek-a-boo.;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPriceless\nComedy<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFaint\nquiet laughter carries across the field.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJubilant\ntoddlers playing hide and seek,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFamiliar\nsiren song calls to me on the wind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nfoolish enough to merely laugh at any foolishness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilly\nenough to tickle plenty of purple people pink!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomehow\nknowing without knowing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich none can ever really know:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\ngift of grace is merely for sharing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBetter\nEnjoyed Together for its own sake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nBlissful Contentment bumbling along;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nFresh Slapstick Seizes the Moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPresenting\nDelightful Gifts to the Entire World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCapable\nof wrapping people around their little fingers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTouching\nAll Affectionately, while contending with none.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEngagingly\nFlawless Naiveté,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPriceless\nFamily Comedy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAdrift<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFloundering\nin the waves we raise the anchor,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCast\nadrift by the still rising storm.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nListing\nside to side and rolling end over end,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTurning\nher wheel into the wind,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEagerly,\nshe springs forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nstep aside as she dances through the waves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSculpting\nher own way in the great big world;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFashioning\ngrace out of chaos in the moment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDestination,\na safe sheltered port of harbor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\na cleft in the earth is mother to all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClimbing\na mountain on the dark side of the moon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSudden\nswelling assembly at the top,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMelting\nlanguidly into the sunrise,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArouses\nmy blissful contentment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhereupon,\nwithout a warning,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight within, becomes One!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrescendo\nof the divine thunder,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpward\nspiraling sublime rapture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Tom\nPetty, Pink Floyd)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning\nDown the House!~<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\nChained\nto a Cliff for Burning Down the Temple;<br\/>\nIt Turned Out Prometheus\nWas A Pyromaniac!<br\/>\nIn court, his Lawyers kept attacking his\nLiver!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nhired him, to set fire to more buildings!<br\/>\nBurning down houses\nfor just a quick buck!<br\/>\nSo they could collect the insurance\nmoney.<br\/>\nBlaming Global Warming, For The Fires!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBoom\nBaby, Strange But Not A Stranger!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>The\nTime Has Come To Jump Overboard!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Hold\nTight, We’re In For Nasty Weather!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>You…\nJust… Might… Get… What… You… Ask… For!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\nHere’s\nyour tickets here’s your bags!<\/span><\/font><br\/>\nDon’t\nforget to go to the Bathroom!<\/span><\/font><br\/>\nYour\ntransportation, is finally here,<\/span><\/font><br\/>\nClose\nenough is never Far Enough!<br\/>\nBook your next passage…. To\nMars!<br\/>\nBuild Your Dream…… Bomb Shelter!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning\nDown The House!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Maybe…\nYou… Know… Where… You… Are…<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Fighting\nAll Your Fires With Fire!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Find\nPrincely Deals at Fire Sales,<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>See,\nCalifornia Wineries, Drunk!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Maybe\nyou know where to Shop!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Hey\nwe might all Need Raincoats!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Three…Hundred…Sixty…Five…\nDegrees!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Clowns\nBurning Down The House!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Cooking\nEverything That’s Left Alive!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>People\nsurprised on their way to work!<br\/>\nAs their Cars Suddenly Burst\ninto Flames!<br\/>\nAs I race past them on my way to First\nplace!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\nEverybody knows that\nyou have to play in order to Win!<br\/>\nNo visible means of support\nand you ain’t seen Nothin’ yet!<br\/>\nEverything’s stuck Together and\nI don’t know what to expect.<br\/>\n<\/font>Starring\ninto the TV Set, Watching Them All, Fighting Fire with\nFire!!<br\/>\nPyromania could be the next fashion trend if things don’t\ncool down!<\/span><\/font><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus Just Left Chicago… And He’s Bound For New Orleans…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus Just Left Chicago… And He’s Bound For New Orleans…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nOut To California, Through The Burning Forests and The Pines!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTake\nMe With You Velvet Jesus, Velvet Elvis Has Left The Building…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTake\nMe With You Velvet Jesus, Velvet Elvis Has Left The Building…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nDon’t Have To Worry… Cause Takin’ Care Of Business\nIs His Name!~<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n(Talking\nHeads, ZZ Top)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nBe Too Tired to Work!~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHunched\nover, nose to the grindstone,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThrowing\nhis shoulder to the still spinning wheel!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMoses\nShouted Out Across the water,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYowsa\nBoss We Be too tired to work!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nbe so Tired by the end of the day,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nNever Knowd When To Stop!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nIt Were Easy As Fishin’,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\nCould Be A Musician,<br\/>\nIf you could make sounds,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLoud…\nor Mellow…<\/font><br\/>\nGet A Second-Hand Guitar, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChances\nAre You’ll Go Far…<br\/>\nIf\nyou get in with the right bunch of fellows!<\/font><br\/>\nPeople see\nyou having fun…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJust\nA-Lying… In The Sun….<br\/>\nTell\nthem that you like it this way!<\/font><br\/>\nIt’s the Work That We\nAvoid, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nWe’re All Self-employed,<br\/>\nWe\nlove to work at nothing all day!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nWe Be Taking Care of Business,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEvery\nday!<\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Taking\ncare of business,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEvery\nway!<\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>We be\ntaking care of business,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nAll Mine!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTaking\ncare of business and working overtime!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMercy…\nWhooo… All Right…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTake\ngood care of my business,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nI’m away, every day.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\nget up every morning,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFrom\nyour Alarm Clock’s warning,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTake\nthe 8:15 into the city!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere’s\nA…Whistle Up Above,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\npeople pushin’ people shovin’,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nthe girls, who try to look pretty!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nif your train’s on time, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\ncan get to work by nine,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nstart your Slaving Job,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nGet Your Pay!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nYou Ever…… Get Annoyed, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLook\nAt Me I’m Self-employed,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nlove to work at nothing all day!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nWe Be Taking Care of Business, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEvery\nDay!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTaking\nCare of Business… Every Way!<br\/>\nWe Be taking care of Business Its\nAll Mine!<br\/>\nTaking care of Business and working overtime…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTake\ngood care, We be too Tired to Work ourselves Boss,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMaybe\nyou could Find Somebody Else Who Need Foodstamps?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus Just Left Chicago, and He’s Bound For New Orleans…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(BTO)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nKnowing\nOnly The Light<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nDeath\nmay be the blissful silence, betwixt the notes of a melody;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ntime stretches out, beyond the reach of space to contain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe greater poetry in motion of our paradox of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe blissful contentment, knowing I still know nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe comfort in knowing, all walk a road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe certainty life is ever greater than any can know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nabides beyond the most fanciful of imaginations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nunderlies the greatest of insights and awareness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nunderscores, any explanations for our existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncalls out to us, from within the sound of silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nresides beyond the ability of science to measure.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nlies below any expectations and preconceptions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno great work of art could ever actually convey!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nremains beyond the reach, of ancient mysticism!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nany of our more Glorious Words, fail to express.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\ncalls out from within Great Sounds of Silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno feeble intellectual concept may ever grasp.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\nno amount of experience may prepare us for!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno unexpected fortune may bestow upon us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nlies beyond, all categories, boxes, and labels!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nevades even visions, of madmen and saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno profound insights, can ever account for!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ngreat science must forever fail to quantify!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\nno keen observation, will actually clarify!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nsingular infinity beyond human conception!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAn\nInfinite Diversity In Infinite Combination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\npassing before me, lost upon the horizon,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto return to me yet again as I surrender.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nplace which even a Wu Li master of space-time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRespects\nas our fountain spring, the Mother of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\norigin of our spark within, which cannot die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nUnspeakable Ignorant Wisdom and Virtue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLiving\nwell, justly, and beautifully are all one thing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\ngiving of ourselves we learn how to receive,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nforgiving others, we pardon ourselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\npardoning ourselves learn to live.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nHow To Be Free At Last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nHow, To Let Go Again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning,\nTo Love Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nThy Neighbor, As Thyself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrespass\nNot Upon One Another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nnone, shall trespass upon you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOpening\nour heart the mind follows.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTreat\nothers, better than they deserve.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwhat comes around, goes around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRing\nout the praise of mama and papa!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nThat All Would Celebrate With You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSing\nThe Songs Everyone’s Heart Shares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nnone shall hold, anything against you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to live, we must all learn to accept death and suffering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder live we must all find greater forgiveness and acceptance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\ninevitably, the sun must rise once again, knowing only the light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEmbracing\nLoving Words<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nI\nhave but two arms, with which to hold anything,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\naltogether way too often I merely use them for,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClutching\nOnto Any Hate, Anger, and Vengeance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nspite of being aware, we are all infants to others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFloundering\nabout, still trying the best that we can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPaying\nIt Forward Once Again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nWonderful to Remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReaching\nBeyond Infinite Skies;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ninfinity and beyond eternity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthe limits of our imagination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond,\nmere mortal limitations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nwhat we believe possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nis ever denied, their feelings.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nis ever denied their thoughts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nis ever denied their own light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan be denied a chance to love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nmay ever pop another’s bubble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nmay ever tickle, their own fancy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nmay deny the songs in our hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nIs Ever Denied Their Own Redemption!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nHearts, Are What Really Matters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\na heart you’ve got nothing except!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEntirely\nmore of the same: Nothing That Is!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nour Hearts we all find happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nour Hearts discover the real truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nour Hearts all can soar with eagles.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nour Hearts we seldom know defeat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearts\nnever comprehending our angry words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearts\nseldom comprehending any hatred at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearts\neternally desiring, just to please everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearts\nquietly beating away, eternally in the dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWould\nonly grasp pure poetry in motion in all life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nSee the World, Through the Eyes Of A Child.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nmoving Poetry Knowledge is incomplete.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nAwareness any knowledge is impossible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nhearts know if we are singing or screaming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nnote and word becomes special by singing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nwithin the greater context of shared truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nthe silence of our Truth nothing exists.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nencouraging Love in hearts no music.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeautiful\nwords inspire love in all our hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeautiful\nwords can Sing in their own voice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ninsisting anyone ever listen to them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nall those desiring Rise to the occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nus begin surrendering to our words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nus begin by learning to own them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nthose who think to do anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nus begin by moving ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnderstanding\nupon embracing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContentment,\nkeeping us warm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHappiness\nkeeping us all sweet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughter\npreserving humanity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSorrows\nkeeping us All human,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPlay\nkeeping everyone Funnier!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFailures,\nkeeping us all Creative.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSuffering\nkeeping anybody Real,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDeath\nstill keeping us all Honest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLife\nstill Keeping Everyone going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnger\nhelping anybody to survive,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSuccesses\nkeeping anyone Growing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPersonal\nstruggles keeping us strong,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nkeeping everyone forever young!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYeah\nThough I Walk Through The Shadow Of The Valley,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nShall Fear No Evil For Eternally Thou Abides Within Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nMy Feet Know the Way As The Way Knows Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nMama Calls And Papa Remains My Rock Of Ages;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nThere Be Peace On Earth and Please Let It Begin With Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nMe Sing The Myriad Words, Of Loving Peace To Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nMe Embrace The Loving Metaphors, For The Universe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nThere Be Peace On Earth Within My Beautiful Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nThere Be Peace On Earth, Within Every Loving Soul!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDenying\nthe slings and arrows of outrageous misfortune.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost knowledgeable can all still learn something new,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnigmatically\nwiseguys somehow remember how to forget.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfewer preconceptions, that we might all still clutch onto!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nless frequently we all wait for any expectations to be met!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwhile we insist, that we are not strong enough to go there!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nkeep on insisting, that we still prefer to put it off altogether!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClaiming\nthat you just don’t have anything left, to give another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\ndeny that our own Truth, can actually make a real difference.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nencourage ourselves, and each other, to continue to hang on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\neven greater hate and anger knowing tomorrow never comes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nby embracing our past we embrace more of the future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnegative feelings may become the worst of our habits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nis in the worst of times we discover who our real friends are,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho can embrace, their own beautiful voice and words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho truly love us with enough charm and good sense,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nalways benevolently honest and forthright with us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nour greatest enemy may always be found within.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSocrates\nurged everyone he met to know themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ncease fighting, over pointless personal bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\nare the end of honesty, and compassion;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHatred,\nanger, and sorrows being overcome,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nlove, compassion, and understanding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus,\nembracing our own chain reaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus,\nembracing our own greater context,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe just accept our own beautiful words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe just surrender, to what is in our heart,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe just give ourselves, permission to love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe simply embrace, the songs in our hearts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nfor ourselves, how to yet distinguish,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPleasure\nfrom pain and sorrows from happiness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nnone other might really distinguish for any!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone, must decide for ourselves are real,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone, might ever inspire ourselves to do,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone can ever decide to do for ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsteps which only our own two feet, may know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\naberrant path which we alone may ever follow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npoetry in motion that can only be paid forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfork in each road lost deep in a memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno words of wisdom, might ever clarify for us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno magical wave of a wand, may bestow on us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno technology might ever make possible for us.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nnone may ever beg, borrow, barter, or trade for.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone would ever know, we grant ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno all powerful Wizard of Oz can really give us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nthe latest and greatest technology can’t produce!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone may decide either to accept or to reject!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone can ever decide to present to ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone must decide might only be given away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone must decide, to always nurture faith in!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nloving patterns built in the very fabric of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nloving patterns within, the threads of our existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nloving patterns all share in the paradox of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nloving pattern in the amazing grace all could receive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove all might perceive, first granting it to themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfreedom we can only know is real by living the dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow the serenity of inner peace is never a real struggle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow for ourselves, if we are really singing or screaming.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow for ourselves, whose voice must remain the loudest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nour words are those of loving peace within ourselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nwe really desire to embrace our loving words yet again;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nwe really desire to give ourselves yet another opportunity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nwe desire to take the next step and share our love with the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChain\nReaction<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCrap\nfalls from the Sky and rolls downhill,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst\nthe bullshit flies in every Direction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMaking\nit difficult to say which way is Up.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\ncompelling an incendiary chain reaction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFlames\nFlying, Ignite Dry Tinder!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nExplosions\nGoing Off Everywhere.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFingers\npointing In every Direction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIndignant\nProtests Fall On Deaf Ears.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMillions\nturning their Heads each day.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCasual\nthreats Flying in every direction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGrowing\nhate destroying families today.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHate\nIs Such A Terrible Thing To Waste!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSome\nJokes Should Never Be Repeated.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSome\njokes are just Never very funny!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEndless\nPointless, Personal Bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRoosters\nstrutting around in Circles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPanicking\nat their own damned shadows!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTorturing\nthe Small-fry half to death!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHens\nducking, bobbing, and weaving!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLooking\nfor the most challenging fight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlaming\nGod, fate, and fickle lady luck!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlaming\neach other, and Mother Nature!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlaming\nothers, while asking forgiveness.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut,\nour crap never stops rolling downhill.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEveryday\nis Rock Bottom if There’s No Up!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nnobody wants, what keeps coming round!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nno one still wants to hear anymore bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI’m\nFrom Missouri Myself The Show-Me State!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\nA Chicken Is Still Legally A Walking Vegetable!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBecause\nwe never did buy anybody’s bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHaving\nall too often, been sold down the river!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nour own politicians, and redneck neighbors!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDriving\ntheir own children, from their churches.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPromoting\ntheir Libertarian Paradise by The Sea!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStumping\nfor low taxes, from their church pulpit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFundamentalists\nall share, the worst social record!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMeeting\nthe technical criteria, for a mental disease.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nworst rape, child abuse, and abortion statistics!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nA\nChurch famous for abusing women and children;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nworst suicide, divorce, and alcoholism as well!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nExisting\nanywhere within the entire civilized world!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlame\neveryone else in the world for their problems!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst\nforcing even their own Libertarian politicians!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\npass laws, against joining the Mickey Mouse Club!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHonesty\nis such a lonely word, you can’t give it away!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\ncan’t fix stupid but no one ever lost money trying.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\ncan’t teach an old dog new tricks when he’s dying.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJesus\ncan’t save people who refuse to Save themselves.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJesus\ncan’t save people who insist Everybody is insane!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJesus\ncan’t save those who keep demanding to be saved.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nstudies, done by even the evangelical Bana Group,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIndicated\nthose who regularly used their own two hands,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nhumble service to the welfare of their own community!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLived\nup to their own personal, religious moral standards!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUsing\ntheir own two hands they remain in touch with God!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nProving\nthat crap rolling downhill presents an opportunity!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nmore than simply getting down on your knees in church!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nA Different Kind of Incendiary Chain Reaction Altogether!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAcknowledging\nfor ourselves, we are the world, we are children!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nbecoming vulnerable reaching out to each other is what we do,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nA\ngood Samaritan helps their own community to become more loving.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\ntheir own love, light, and laughter never require any justification!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTar\nBaby Extra Sticky Fingers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nDali Lama Once Spoke To Me In A Dream:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUrging\nme to steal that which cannot be stolen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nI’ve never been inclined to Steal<\/u>\nanything<\/span>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLiving\nSimply, So That Others May Simply Live!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nOthers Kept Fighting Over Stealing From Me<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGovernments\nand Corporations, were all stealing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMy\nbest Potty Mouth nursery rhymes, and Poetry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFighting\nOver Who Could Bug My Computer First!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUSING\nTHEM TO DESIGN, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nOUR POETRY PETS, HAVE A WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nREQUIRING\nTHE FINE ART OF ANARCHISTIC FACILITATION<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nGoes Right Over the Heads Of Any Academics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEncouraging\nThe Thieves To Chase Their Own Tails!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRUN\nAROUND IN CIRCLES SCREAMING THE SKY IS FALLING<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHowling\nAt The Moon Like A Complete Loonytoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBanging\nALL<\/u> Their Heads Against The Nearest Wall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nCan Run, But Never Hide From Your Own Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nTruth Can Find Even The Shadows In Your Mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSURRENDERING\nGROUND, ONE TRUTH REMAINS IN THE LEAD<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSURRENDERING\nTO THEIR OWN, BLUE SMOKE AND MIRRORS<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSURRENDERING\nTO THEIR LIES THE TRUTH FINDS THE LIARS<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLYING\nTO EACH OTHER, THEY’LL ALL DISCOVER THE TRUTH<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEIR\nLESSER TRUTHS COMBINED WILL FORM A TAR BABY<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nSuperglue Or Flypaper, Is Nearly As Sticky Tricky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nSilly Game Of Mouse Trap, Will Catch These Rats<\/span>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMore\nIrresistible Then The Stinkiest Limburger Cheese!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUNLIKE\nA GORDEON KNOT IT CAN NEVER BE CUT IN HALF<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOH,\nWHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WOULD ALWAYS WEAVE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nTRUTH ITSELF, IS MORE THAN THEY CAN HANDLE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChopping\nUp The Truth As Yea Sow So Shall Yea Reap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStretch\nAny Truth, It’ll Snap Back Like A Rubber Band!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPlaying\nAround With Words They Confuse Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForgetting\nThey Can Never Actually Lie To Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForgetting\nThe Truth, Follows Them Wherever They Go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFORGETTING\nIN REALITY NOBODY ACTUALLY LOVES THEIR LIES<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFORGETTING\nTHE TRUTH IS MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN ANY LIES<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEIR\nLIES TO THEMSELVES, BECOME THEIR OWN DOWNFALL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWANNABE\nTOWERS OF BABBLE, ALL COME TUMBLING DOWN<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN\nTHE EMPEROR HIMSELF, ALWAYS LEADS THE PARADE<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClutching\nOnto ALL<\/u> Their Lies The Truth Escapes Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDrowning\nIn Their Lies, There’s No Room For The Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTossing\nOut The Bathwater They Seldom Find The Baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGasping\nFor Breath, They Breathe In Their Own Hot Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLEMMINGS\nALL PREPARED TO LEAP OFF THE NEAREST CLIFF<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nWeight Of The Truth Can Crush Them All Like Ants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTheir\nOwn Pride And Hubris, Will Always Betray Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEIR\nFANTASIES TRANSFORM INTO THEIR OWN WORST NIGHTMARES<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTheir\nNightmares Are All Revealed, To Be Just Fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLOYAL\nTO THE BITTER END TO THEIR OWN SELFISH DEMANDS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlaming\nEveryone Else, They’ll Never Solve The Problem!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHERE\nIS NO GREATER POWER IN THE VERSE THAN ONE TRUTH<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU CAN’T GET NO SATISFACTION, IT’S WISE TO REMEMBER<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nPRINCE OF LIARS CLAIMS HE NEVER REGRETS ANYTHING<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nORDER TO KISS THE SKY YOU GOTTA LEARN HOW TO KNEEL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJUST\nSTAND TALL AGAIN! TO SHINE ON, LIKE A CRAZY DIAMOND<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReach\nOut To Others To Discover What Life Has To Offer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFind\nOut For Yourself What You Might Still Have To Give!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLEARN\nFROM EXPERIENCE WHAT IT CAN MEAN TO SHARE THE TRUTH<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGRAVITY’S\nRAINBOW YET GRACES HEAVEN ABOVE, AND HELL BELOW<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nRAINBOWS ALWAYS FOLLOW WHEN WE STRAY FROM THE PATH<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYET\nBALANCE WILL ALWAYS BE RESTORED, IF HARMONY ELUDES US<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nHARD GROUND IS WHAT PREVENTS US, FROM SINKING LOWER<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBuild\nYour Field Of Dreams On A Truth We Can ALL<\/u> Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRise\nAbove Your Own Stupidity Sharing One Greater Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnore\nthe Mindless Lemmings Going Over the Nearest Cliff!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nElevate\nALL Of Your Own Worst Damn Comedy, Several Fucking Notches<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nScrew\nUp Enough Courage To At Least, Once In Awhile, Do The Right Thing<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr,\nDiscover More Intractable Problems Than They’re Worth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDiscover\nFor Yourself Who’s Really Your Own Worst Enemy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDISCOVER\nFOR YOURSELF THE ORIGIN OF YOUR PERSONAL SUFFERING<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDREAM\nWEAVER, TAR BABY, EXTRA STICKY FINGERS, GONNA GETCHA<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nDream Catcher Can Catch Your Own Waking Nightmares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nLesser Truth Might Save Your Ass From the Greater Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDEJA\nVU IS THE CERTAINTY, YOU’VE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nCAN’T STOP THE SIGNAL MEL, WARNING YOU OF DANGER AHEAD<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGo\nAhead Set Yourself On Fire Playing Around With Matches!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSwill\nDown Whatever Flavor Of Cool-Aid Strikes Your Fancy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTaste\nSome More of Your Own Bitter Ashes, Piss, And Vinegar!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSHOOT\nYOURSELF IN THE FOOT AGAIN JUST TO SEE HOW MUCH IT HURTS<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nHARDER THEY ALL KEEP TRYING, THE MORE EXPENSIVE IT BECOMES<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nSELL MONEY AS THE SOLUTION TO THE WHOLE WORLD’S PROBLEMS<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSleepwalking\nZombies Easily Become Their Own Worst Enemy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDreaming\nOf A Great Wide Open, Doors All Slam In Their Face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrading\nDreams Of A Better Life For New Nightmare-Fantasies For Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBURNING\nOLD RUBBER TIRES, TO PREVENT GLOBAL WARMING!!!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPoisoning\nthe Ground We All Walk Upon and Salting the Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDumping\nAll Of Their Toxic Waste, Into Any Convenient Sewer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPOURING\nDOWN ALL OVER THE RED RAIN KEEPS COMIN’ DOWN<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForget\nAbout Drinking The Water And Try Not To Breath Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSeeking\nShelter From The Unforgiving Sun, and The Poison Rain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nZombies\nAlways Take The Time, To Count ALL<\/u> Of Their Change!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nConstantly\nComplain About The Service, Then Stiff the Waitress!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN\nUNBALANCED GRAVITY REMAINS, THE SOURCE OF LIGHTNESS<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nORDER TO REACH FOR THE STARS WE MUST FIRST FIND OUR BALANCE<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTANDING\nON THEIR HEADS, WEEBLES WOBBLE, AND THEY ALL FALL DOWN<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nONLY HEAVEN ABOVE CULTIVATES HARMONY, IN UNBALANCED GRAVITY<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nWHICH NEITHER ACTS NOR REASONS BEING MUCH EASIER TO MAINTAIN<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEVER\nBOTHERING TO OFFER OR DEMAND ANY PATHETICALLY LAME EXCUSES<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFALLING\nDOWN A RABBIT HOLE YOU DISCOVER A TAR BABY BLACK HOLE SUN<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nITS\nA ONE WAY TRIP TO ANYWHERE ELSE BUT THE DAMN HOTEL CALIFORNIA<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLAND\nHARD ENOUGH ON YOUR ASS, AND YOU ONLY BREAK YOUR TAILBONE<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTAKING\nTHE FAST LANE ONLY GETS YOU NOWHERE ALL THAT MUCH FASTER<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWITHOUT\nTHE LOVE AND COURAGE IN YOUR HEART KID, YA GOT NOTHING<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEVER\nFORGET NINETY PERCENT OF THIS GAME, IS ALWAYS HALF-MENTAL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWEIRD\nIS GOOD, WHEN NOBODY ACTUALLY AGREES ON WHAT’S NORMAL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOIN’ YOU MAY ALREADY\nBE THERE<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO\nBREAK A LEG, AND WORK HARDER ON YOUR LAME SENSE OF HUMOR<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRAISE\nYOUR SIGHTS TO THE HEAVENS, IN ORDER TO WISH UPON A STAR<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR\nHANG YOUR HEAD FOOL CAUSE YA DONE ALREADY LOST THE GAME<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCLIMB\nOUT OF THE DUGOUT, TAKE A SHOWER, TOSS AWAY THE TOWEL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSOAKED\nBY THE RAIN TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME AGAINST THE WIND<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNOBODY’S\nA WINNER IF THEY ALWAYS TURN OUT TO BE REAL LOSERS<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNOBODY\nSEES THE BACK OF THEIR OWN HEAD QUITE LIKE ANOTHER<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU AREN’T A SOCIAL ANIMAL YOU’RE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLEARN\nHOW TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF OR OTHERS WILL TEACH YOU<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIFE\nIS FOR THE LIVING NOT THE CRISPY CREAM WALKING DEAD ZOMBIES<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCHEAP\nTHRILLS CAN NEVER REPLACE, HAVING A GENUINE SENSE OF HUMOR<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKeep\nSpouting The Same Smack And You’ll Gag Harder On Your Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInstant\nGratification, Always Leads To Instant Karma Gonna Getcha!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSOONER\nOR LATER WE MUST ALL LEARN TO PAY IT FORWARD<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nIn Paying It Forward, May We Ease Our Own Personal Suffering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nIn Paying It Forward May We Always Find Genuine Satisfaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nON\nTHE PLAYGROUND OF LIFE THE MEEK SHALL ALL INHERIT THE EARTH<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR\nTHE PLAYGROUND INSTANTLY BECOMES ANOTHER TOXIC WASTE DUMP<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHERE\nTHE BANKS AND MARCHING MORONS STILL DECLARE WORLD WARIII<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHERE’S\nONLY SO MUCH ROOM ON A PLAYGROUND FOR EVERYBODY’S CRAP<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHERE’S\nONLY SO MUCH THAT EVEN ZOMBIES WILL EVER REALLY TOLERATE<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTIME\nAFTER TIME AFTER TIME AGAIN ALL YOU HEAR IS THE CLOCK TICKING<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU WANNA ROCK-N-ROLL GUILTY FEET MUST FIRST LEARN TO BE STILL<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU WANT TO ENJOY MORE OF THE RIDE WE MUST ALL SHARE THE RIDE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDANCING\nBETWEEN INVISIBLE MOONBEAMS YOU MAY SHOOT THE MOON<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nEr Is Human, Forgiveness Divine, To Touch Is To Heal, TO HURT IS TO\nSTEAL<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nI’ll Wait In This Place Where Dark Shadows ALL Run From\nThemselves<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nI Gave Them Way More Bullshit, Than They Can Possibly Handle<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCareful,\nTo Omit The Last Chapter, And Steal The Last Laugh For Myself<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Mahatma\nGandhi, Jerry Wright, Firefly, U2, Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Spike\nLee, Sound Garden, Eagles, Peter Gabriel, Tom Lehrer, Supertramp, Bob\nSeger, George Micheal, Eagles, Cream)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nGreatest of Works<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEach\ncomes into this world helpless in the arms of giants,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nall rest upon the shoulders of yet again more Giants,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwere born every bit as mortal as Everyone else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBorn\nevery bit as ignorant, as the lowest of us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsecret of change is to focus your energy:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nUpon Fighting The Old,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nUpon Building The New!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nof us are reaching up through the cracks.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaping\nfor the Warmth, of the Sun and Stars,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nLiving Well is what life is always about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nZest For Life Itself, Enhancing All Good Things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe Unexamined life is not worth living!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof merely ignorant or just another Dreamer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nas you may truly wish others to perceive you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nthe Kind of Person you may dream of meeting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nlive your life according to your very own Principles.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfident\nthat none might possibly ever hope to do Better,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nTo Seek, To Improve Upon Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ndoes worse than to chase their own tail;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaste\ntheir Precious Lives on self-stimulation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaste\ntheir lives simply confusing themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nThat Each Fights Their Own Battle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\ndo not do unto others what Offends Thee!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeware\nthe more deadly, of anyone’s passions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRather\ntreat one another with greater kindness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nyou might otherwise believe you deserve.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat Lifting Up the Lowest Amongst Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWould\nEasily Become, Our Greatest Of Works!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nonly that we eternally know nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ncould yet Rise Above any and all situations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nsimply elevating Ourselves before all others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nthe Humility to love ourselves properly.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nknowledge is the only Good, evil but sheer ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nthose who would move the world first move themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nthose who would move first inspire themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBequeathing\nWhat All Hold Dearest To Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nfreedom to surrender any hubris in the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich ultimately goes beyond any of our words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to receive we must all first learn how to give!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to be free we must first make our leap of faith!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to be free we must accept what life has to offer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis learning to ignore pointless personal bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis your Birthright to walk the Road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis our ability to laugh at the world and ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis the right to become whosoever we could desire.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMathematical\nNormalization, Implies A Singular Recursion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich all words are remarkably inadequate to describe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich forever inspires ever greater faith in our freedom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nWhich Empowers All To Perform The Greatest of Works!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich empowers us to do, more than we believe possible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmpowering\nAll of Humanity to Share One Silent Explanation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDespite\ninstant karma gonna getcha, mama’s love is irresistible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe love of mama’s life is the One greater Truth we all share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSocrates,\na career soldier who was certainly no stranger to death!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nwas a peasant and certainly no stranger to outrageous fortune!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCaught\nin the middle by the wealthy trying to exploit the peasants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n Pointlessly\ninjuring one another in a mad rush to make more money.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFutilely\narguing, over who gets to decide what goes in the dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nwas a Mad, Mad, Mad World, when he championed True idealism,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeasants\nall rushing to sell their votes to the wealthy at any opportunity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSocrates\nused humor to throw a spotlight on the more debased comedies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nexemplify in many cases, how academia and traditions had failed them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthat, he was summarily executed in what had devolved into a lynch\nmob!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKangaroo\ncourts, in which the wealthy placed their bets,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nperfectly well, that the whole game was rigged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nseeing how much more money they could make on it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nthey had rigged it themselves, from the top down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOn\nwho could get anything accomplished in the confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOn\nwho might still be left standing after all the dust settled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOn\nwho had no clue what any others had planned for them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nsense of humor showed, how all the games were rigged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCosting\na few money, he was eliminated as soon as possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwith the more lowbrow humor all quick with sarcasm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccused\nthe one man left among them close to God of heresy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none man who still credited God, for all that he’d achieved!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none man who credited God, for any wisdom he possessed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none man who credited God, for lending our lives meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nCorrupting Children Claiming Money Was Seldom The Answer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nfather was just such a man if never as illustrious as Socrates,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nsimple man, who’d be the first to tell anyone he wasn’t bright!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nwarrior with a sense of humor who wisely shunned high rank;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nbeing far too political, for the likes of a simple honest warrior!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ngrew up admiring heroes from other planets like Yogi Berra;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\na clear conscience, win or lose, Yogi always had a good time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nhow you play the game makes all the difference in the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwhat benefit it a man, if he gains the world, but loses his soul?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPart\nof a rich peasant culture which still knew the value of honesty,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeasants\nall too well aware of being casually exploited by everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nto be still as any straight man or a deer caught in the headlight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTraditions,\nwhich are dying out to make way for growth and progress;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nway of life the people no longer find to be as useful as making\nmoney,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet,\nin a few pubs, they still tell jokes on the anniversary of Socrates’\ndeath,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nvaliant few who still insist on leading from the rear are invited to\nattend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nfew who still remember, gentle humor can be more honorable than\npride.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nfew who still remember, the value of any great ignorant wisdom and\nvirtue,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n When\nmy father would always chuckle with that irresistible sparkling\nlaughter of his,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuoting\nSocrates, and drinking to the health of those accomplishing the\ngreatest of works.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBreathing\nNew Life into Everything<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThis\nIs A Truly Tall True Tale From Long, Long Ago!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nIn A Land Far, Far, Far Away From Most of Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe Wild Things All Love to Dance in Circles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nThe Great Plains, All Spread Out Before You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\ntheir much beloved princess being kidnapped,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nhaving never experienced actual combat,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThirty\nShaolin Monks Resolved To Rescue Her!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrekking\ndeep into the Heart of enemy territory,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeventeen\nSurvived to tell the Tale of her rescue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeventeen\ntold the story of their Heroic comrades!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathing\nnew life into the peasants who loved her!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFanning\nthe flames of what love meant to the monks.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathing\nNew Life into The Love of Their Own Lives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nprincess was Much Beloved by the entire Kingdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfirming\nfor themselves their love rules the multiverse.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nhad been soldiers who became monks to pay for sins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivating\nany Inner Peace The Way they once had violence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nFrom Long Experience, You’re The Problem Dummy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthe Sound of One Hand Clapping is Mental Masturbation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nless Busy with the unimportant the more we Can Accomplish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nUp Warriors of The Rainbow! And Take Your Rightful Places!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProclaim\nYour Beautiful Words, Deserve The Beautiful Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nAre The Days, When The Smallest Contributions Matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nAre the Days, That Make Heroes Of The Plain Spoken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nAre The Days When All Of Our Stakes Are Highest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nAre The Days All Our Children Depend Upon US!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nAre The Days Heaven Will Raise Up The Lowly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe deal with conflicting issues in communications!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathing\nnew life into everything we choose to do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathe\nthe sparkling air and the air breathes back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathing\nNew Life, Into Our Own Dying Planet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeet\nShaping the Earth, As the Earth Shapes Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSigns\neverywhere big changes are in the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nfate appears to be to either Sink or swim!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt’s\nSenseless rushing in to just sink or swim!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscover\nWhat It Still Means To Give And Receive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nYour Skills By Learning To Be Still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToiling\nIn Circles, Screaming, and Shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWalk\nthe Walk, While Yet Talking the Talk!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nBeing Perfect, We Share Our Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nBeing Perfect We’re All Born Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\nWithout Sin Casting Any Stones!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChildhood’s\nEnd Is Upon Us Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumanity\nMust All Be Reborn Yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNeverending\nArmageddon Must Implode!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nUnderestimate The Human Potential.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate, what you may become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforget the Rainbow follows everywhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforget one greater Truth will always win.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nMay Rain Down Upon All From On High.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nmay sweep all the world by Gentle storm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nmay make it all work out right in the end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncan best celebrate each new day dawning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nmay save our futures for new generations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncan make each new day worthwhile again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe one thing everyone has to give one another,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe one thing that nobody may buy with money,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nlove, sweet love, compassion, and understanding.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nmama calling and papa yet being our rock of ages,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nmama’s bountiful love, and wicked sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\npapa’s rock of ages defying even unbalanced gravity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nnurturing faith in the One Greater Truth of Humanity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\naccepting and embracing our own miracle to believe in!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nacknowledgment that we might know we know nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nawareness, that we are ever greater than we may imagine,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe comfort in always remaining able to laugh at ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nAwareness Our Wondrous Surprises, Just Keep On Coming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpread\nthe message to any seeking light at the end of the tunnel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpread\nthe message to everyone attentive to the sounds of silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollow\nyour hearts never allowing even gods to come between you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nnow faith, hope, and love abide, these three; but the greatest of\nthese is love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwe are the world, we are the children, of the One greater light of\nthe truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\ndelightfully upon invisible moonbeams inside the sounds of silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\npower in the universe could ever destroy, our faith, hope, love, and\njoy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChildhood’s\nEnd is upon us once again let our most beautiful words sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nblooming lost in a desolate desert a rose is still a rose by any\nother name,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\nUgly\nDucklings remain astounded to discover they’ve always been the swan.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nFoolish Heart of Agnosticism<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSocrates\nsaid, "True wisdom is knowing you don’t know" to which I\nwould add accepting our ignorance is how we really come to know\nanything. Our ignorance appears to be the source of whatever\ncreativity, free will, humor, meaning, and authenticity we might\npossess, but only to the degree that we are both accepting and aware\nof our own ignorance. As far as Socrates was concerned, this was\nmerely a fact of life and, for example, assuming you are neither\naware nor accepting of the fact that you don’t know how to swim,\nyou’ll have both limited wisdom and a limited sense of humor when it\ncomes to someone pushing you into the pool. This "ignorant\nwisdom", or love, humor, knowledge, and sagacity acquired by\nbecoming more aware and accepting of our ignorance, is what I think\nof as the foolish heart of agnosticism. The ability to laugh at\nourselves like a child, as if we didn’t have a care in the\nworld, somehow knowing without knowing how we know, wonder yet\nremains the beginning of all wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLove\nfor agnostics can include embracing the simple comedy of the newborn\nfawn struggling awkwardly to stand up for the first time, only to\nfall harmlessly on their butt, or the new mother playing peek-a-boo\nto distract her baby, so she can check the diaper without a fuss.\nBelievers sometimes describe it as the many faces of God parading all\naround us which agnostics can interpret as the humor and beauty of\nthe self-evident truth that can only be shared. Genuine humor speaks\nto love and beauty in some fashion no matter how remotely, the simple\ntruth being that, sometimes a stupid joke can make all the difference\nbetween laughing, crying, and jumping off a cliff. That’s because for\nanything to be considered funny it must first touch upon at least a\nlittle of the foolish truth which, in turn, can soften the hardest of\nhearts. For me, agnosticism would be impossible without a sense of\nhumor, and love begins within our own foolish hearts with the\nignorant wisdom of the toddler still naive enough to laugh at the\nslightest suggestion their mama’s love, humor, beauty, and truth are\nnot divine perfection, or could ever require the slightest\njustification.<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAgnostics possess the conviction they\ndon’t know whether any Gods exist and some additionally believe it is\nimpossible to prove or disprove whether a God exists. Like any stance\nit is the strength of their convictions which defines them as being\nsomething other than just plain ignorant, confused, or merely\nuncertain. A newborn infant might not know if God exists, but what\ndistinguishes agnostics is they know they don’t know and, therefore,\nironically hold the conviction they’re clueless. Others insist that\nagnosticism be defined as sheer ignorance, confusion, or uncertainty,\nwhich is merely an attempt to undermine the most personal convictions\nof agnostics (i.e.-that they know when they don’t know a damned\nthing) and deny that both humor and agnosticism present viable\nalternatives in some situations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\tThis\nis common in ideological disputes where one or both sides of the\ndivide will go to great lengths to deny any sort of neutrality or\ngenuine humor is possible, because its very existence can defeat\ntheir cause. It is the aggressive group mindset of extremists, lynch\nmobs, and grim pecking orders who insist anyone is either with them,\nagainst them, or must remain silent, and ideologues will sometimes\nstop at nothing to discourage others from establishing any viable\nneutral ground that might withstand their assaults. Dividing into\nopposing sides, like-minded individuals tend to reinforce each\nother’s more extreme stances until, before long, their collective\nsense of humor suffers enough they begin to form rigid pecking orders\nwhich actively promote more self-destructive fanaticism. The end\nresult is known as the Law of Contention or the aggressive\napplication of the principle of the excluded middle as a default\nself-organizing systems logic, along the lines of a chicken flock\npecking order, that obeys the principle of see no evil, hear no evil,\nspeak no evil and displays a predictable resistance to change.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nagnostics the unsolicited attacks from both sides can be a poignant\nreminder of their personal struggles, and that they need to stop and\nsmell the flowers once in awhile, if they are to avoid becoming just\nas grim, angry, spiteful, confused, sadistic, loveless, depressed,\nand joyless as many pecking order extremists. Our own innate sense of\nlove, humor, and aesthetic appreciation suffers the more we reject\nthem, until the resulting confusion can achieve epic proportions.\nLeft leaning individuals jokingly refer to this extreme fixation with\nworshiping ideology and mindlessly arguing rhetoric, as an unhealthy\ninfatuation with an inflatable seven foot Barbie doll, who represents\nevery little girl’s idyllic dreams of larger than life immortal\nperfection.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nability to naively fall on our own butt and laugh innocently at\nourselves and each other is an essential aspect of what it means to\nbe mortal, and crucial to our being capable of distinguishing the\ntruth from fiction or even total bullshit. We require a sense of\nhumor just to be able to distinguish fact from fiction, with some of\nus obviously being more literal minded than others. Linguistic\nanalysis and logic are derived to some extent from the same joke\nSocrates drove everyone nuts repeating, "The only thing I know\nis that I know nothing", while research increasingly supports\nthe position all of human cognition and evolution itself is based on\nemotions such as love and humor. Thus, possibly explaining a great\ndeal of the controversy surrounding the subject of agnosticism and\natheism over the eons. Descartes famously declared, "I think,\ntherefore I am" which, according to modern science, might be\nrestated more accurately as, "I laugh at myself, therefore I am"\nand, as much as anything else, our laughter can be thought of as a\nfundamental networking strategy and a vital part of what empowers\nthought itself on every level.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nsuspending our disbelief, we entertain more relative agnostic\npremises, imbuing comedy with the ability to build bridges and make\nconnections where none are otherwise possible. Toddler and agnostic\ncomedy both specialize in being able to dive head first into their\nown surreal "Alice in Wonderland" style bullshit fuzzy\nlogic where the Cretan Liar’s Paradox, "Everything I say is a\nlie," can make its own bizarre sense because if you are a\nprofessional comedian, the truth can be, "Everything I say is\nmeaningful bullshit". Pragmatists such as C. S. Pierce sometimes\nuse a similar line of reasoning insisting the implied statement is\ntrue making the Liar’s Paradox imply, “The truth is everything\nI say is a lie” which is technically considered bad English\nbut, nonetheless, can communicate more information in fewer words.\nThe efficiency of humor reflects the fact our thoughts and emotions\nare both self-organizing to a great extent, and we can only either\npromote or suppress their self-organization to a limited extent.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nfar as I’m concerned, this is just another fancy way of saying that\nrunning around assuming everything people say is merely a lie or a\njoke would cripple our ability to use language effectively, and Will\nRogers once famously complained to his manager that audiences would\nonly laugh at his stupid jokes if they contained the truth. If we\nknew of a more productive way to use language, other than to normally\nassume people either mean what they say or are merely joking, we’d\nuse it. Which, in turn, can be considered an extension of the\nessential pragmatic and agnostic assumption that, because we know\nthat we know nothing, if we knew of a better way to get things done\non a regular basis we’d use it. People who know each other well can\ncommunicate volumes with merely a look, begging the question of where\ndoes language begin and end, while any competent cartoonist can\nroutinely get away with violating the laws of physics, and agnostics\ncan defy metaphysics as well by using systems logic such as the ones\nin this book.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\ntheir constantly shifting landscapes, changing along with the\ncontext, systems logic can appear to tease and torment those attached\nto specific metaphysical causal views, and favor nothing in\nparticular. If someone is unaware of the greater context, that their\nmetaphysics are constantly shifting, they can end up frustrated\nchasing their own tail without ever figuring out why their favorite\nmetaphysics seem to explain everything they observe perfectly one\nminute and, then, utterly fail the next. When the changes in the\ndemonstrable context alone suffice to provide the most parsimonious,\naesthetically pleasing, and consistently useful explanations of\neverything observable, all the metaphysical explanations simply\nbecome superfluous, which those attached to metaphysical views\nfrequently have difficulty appreciating, for a variety of reasons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFreed\nof the burden of any metaphysical anchors weighing them down, systems\nthinking can normalize our view of the world in ways no single\nmetaphysical explanation can while, additionally, supporting comedy\nthat is much more spur of the moment and entirely dependent upon the\nsituation. Looking into a fun-house mirror and imagining how our own\ndistorted reflection can be corrected, is an example of the simple\nkinds of normalization we all perform on a daily basis. Even as\nadults, we can almost always still play with vaguely cartoonish\nimages in our heads, while holographic theories in physics imply its\npossible the physical universe itself is ultimately two dimensional.\nMeaning, we can represent life, the universe, and everything in our\nheads as a cartoon filled with caricatures, with the fun of playing\nwith cartoons being our ability to compare their humble\njuxtapositions against our everyday awareness, to see what’s\nmissing from this picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nour unconscious mind casually sifts through mountains of apparent\nbullshit, it inadvertently normalizes much of the data merely by\nattempting to entertain itself with simple metaphors and cartoons.\nOur inner toddler may be completely oblivious as to the content of\nany data it normalizes, which is both its greatest strength and\nweakness. A classic example is the story of "The Emperor’s New\nClothes" in which a small helpless child, who has little\nawareness of the content of anything occurring around them,\nnonetheless, unintentionally manages to dramatically re-normalize the\nentire kingdom’s distorted worldview, merely by laughing\nspontaneously. Simple laughter can dramatically change our mood and\nmake the difference between war and peace, yet modern science still\nhas only the vaguest idea of what humor is about and how laughter\nworks, despite claiming to have made a great deal of progress in\npsychology.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSince\nancient times it has always been said, only the wisest among us are\ntrue masters of the wacky gentle humor of the toddler, while the\nmeanest amongst us will sometimes laugh hysterically at the lamest\ntoddler jokes. Those who never laugh at all never do get the joke,\nand never do learn anything new about their own ignorance. Thus,\nhumor can sometimes directly reflect the truth in obvious ways\nbecause, evidently, the truth is nobody can know what the greater\ntruth happens to be without first humbly embracing their own\nignorance and becoming capable of laughing at themselves gently,\ninnocently, and lovingly without being sarcastic or mocking. Which is\nwhy agnostics can sometimes consider gentle humor, in particular, to\nbe the equivalent of "spreading the good word" that the\njourney itself can be the reward, and sparkling laughter is a common\nmetaphor in many cultures for the kind of compelling innocent\nlaughter, which the smallest toddlers and some adults are capable of\nproducing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nthe next chapter I take a break from all this talk about chicken\nbrains, dust bunnies, physics, and comedic-philosophical potty humor\ntechno-babble to present classic jokes about Socrates in order to\ngive the reader more of a feel for what it means to be an ignorant\nagnostic while, at the same time, formally covering a lot of the\ntraditional fuzzy logic involved for anyone interested. The jokes may\nseem a bit foreign and dated, but I’ve done my best to spruce them up\nfor a modern English speaking audience. These are classic jokes a lot\nof westerners still play with and often write for themselves, just\nlike Asians often play with the Tao Te Ching, and will even use it\nfor refrigerator magnets so they can play with the shapes. I suggest\nreading these stories in a rambling sing-song folksy voice, such as\nthat of the immortal Arlo Guthrie, which enhances the salty yin-yang\ndynamics of the prose.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTruly\nIgnorant Socratic Ignorance<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSocrates\nestablished the foundations of our modern democratic institutions, by\nchampioning the freedom to ask questions and tell barroom jokes, poke\nfun at ourselves, politicians, or whoever the hell you want, as\nessential to maintaining a free society. His living legacy still\nthrives to this very day, some 2,500 years later, in countless\nbarroom jokes and glasses raised in his honor throughout the western\nhemisphere. For his is the sad tale of an alcoholic who never had\nmuch luck in life and never amounted to much, and who became the town\nclown and the butt end of jokes, but could still think for himself\ndamn it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSometimes,\nsuccess doth breed contempt, and when Athens received an unexpected\nwindfall and money began pouring in throughout the city, his entire\nhome town was instantly seized with rampant greed, corruption, and\ndecadence. Socrates had been content his entire life to be dirt poor,\nand was so disheartened at the sight of so many of his friends’\nentire lives being ruined forever, over money of all things, that he\ndecided to do more with his barroom jokes for a change than just earn\nfree drinks. Refusing to sit idly by on his bar stool, Socrates rose\nto the challenge of his times, determined to take his family’s\nhonorable tribal tradition of standup comedy, and the occasional\ncarnival side-show act, out of the bar he was in and out to the\nnearest stump he could find to pee on, in a misguided attempt to\nrestore the dignity and honor of his much beloved city of Athens.\nStandards were different back then but, without sports broadcasting,\nthe bars had to get creative to attract customers, and standup\ncomedians like Socrates were actually in big demand.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nfew, like Zeno of Elia, hit the big time and went on to make good\nmoney performing their comedy routines all over Greece, but Socrates\nwas old, and preferred to hang out at the neighborhood bars with his\nfriends and perform for drinks. Unable to ever predict what audiences\nfound funny, perhaps wisely, he refused all offers to pay him for\nteaching his art, claiming he couldn’t possibly teach his\nbullshit to other people, when he never understood it himself. Widely\nconsidered among the ugliest, smelliest, and shortest men alive, and\none the quietest and most easily overlooked to boot, Socrates never\nmet a free drink or pleasant companionship he did not thoroughly\nenjoy, nevertheless, his walk was so fierce that even the most\ncontentious idiots were always careful to never bump into him, and he\nwas seldom involved in barroom brawls.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNormally\nas quiet as a church mouse, Socrates spent his golden years leisurely\nstrolling and meandering throughout Athens where he had grown up,\nendlessly schmoozing, while quietly getting drunk. But, when he did\nspeak, people learned to listen, because he was good at holding his\nliqueur! And, knowing when to keep his mouth shut! Unlike a lot of\ndamned fools at the time, he never rambled on like an idiot, seldom\noffered his personal opinions, was a distinguished veteran, and\nextremely conscientious about performing his civic duties and\nencouraging everyone else to do the same. Appearances to the\ncontrary, Socrates was a model citizen in many respects and, for\ncenturies after his execution, peasants throughout Europe celebrated\nthe anniversary of his death by, of course, drinking toasts to him in\nbars, recounting his exploits, and inventing new Socratic style\nbullshit fuzzy logic jokes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLegend\nhas it, one day the notoriously cryptic oracle at Delphi proclaimed\nSocrates the wisest of all the wiseguys in the kingdom, despite him\nbeing among the lowest of lowly peasants in the entire city of\nAthens, explaining in her usual aloof manner, “Because he’s\njust simple minded enough to know the only thing he knows is that he\nknows nothing.” Puzzled by the enigmatic oracle who seemed to\ndelight in pompously spouting provocative nonsense in order to drum\nup business, and uncertain if he should feel insulted or respond in\nany way, Socrates merely shrugged his shoulders, tried to forget\nabout the whole affair, and meandered off into the countryside\nchatting away pleasantly with people from all walks of life when, out\nof the blue, the shocking realization of what the oracle meant came\nto him: They were all unaware they were ignorant! If nothing else, he\nknew, we might always be aware of our uncertainty and, therefore, our\nown ignorance. Yet, Socrates was a good listener and even the most\naccomplished and widely esteemed citizens he had been chatting with\nseemed to be accomplished idiots, who appeared uncertain of even\ntheir own ignorance, and had mistakenly come to believe they knew all\nsorts of things which they did not. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSome\nof Socrates’ rudest neighbors laughed out loud at the oracle’s\npronouncement believing it a hilarious joke and then proceeded to\ncruelly taunt him calling him all sorts of nasty names and laughing\nat him. Many believed him to be among the most repulsive and more\ntotally clueless buffoons alive with, distasteful rumors had it,\nquestionable personal hygiene. Despite being an extremely strange\nquiet little guy, they say he was just so odd and his gait so fierce\nthat even the most obnoxious bullies were always careful never to\nbump into him by accident and, since he was widely known to have been\na formidable warrior until his retirement, they may have been wise to\navoid any serious confrontation. His vigorous old age, martial\nabilities, exceedingly strange disheveled appearance, lowest of the\nlowly social status, and any other personal short comings, quirks, or\npersonal history aside, this strange little man was nonetheless\naffectionately regarded by all who knew him well as an extremely\ngentle, non-contentious, easy going old fart who almost always wisely\nallowed his ignorant virtue to speak for itself and, much more often\nthan not, chose to meekly ask questions rather than offer any of his\nown more ignorant personal opinions assuming he spoke up at all.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnyway,\non those rare occasions he did in fact offer his own ignorant\nopinions, he sometimes joked that ignorance is just another mundane\nfact of life, and it is best if people just get over it already!\nOccasionally, he would even scandalously suggest everyone could\nembrace their ignorance, just a little from time to time. Becoming\nexcited, like a raving lunatic Socrates would excitedly proceed to\nexplain that, as far as he was concerned, few things if any are more\ncommonplace and difficult to avoid in this world than our own\nignorance. Chuckling and doing a little jig he would dramatically\nwave his arms in the air, insisting to stunned pedestrians walking\npast that, at the very least, ignorance is as ubiquitous,\nindispensable, and desirable as the air we breathe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\na person is unaware, much less unaccepting, of the fact that they\ndon’t know how to swim (Socrates would drone on to anyone foolish\nenough to inquire what he meant) they are usually said to be ignorant\nwhen it comes to swimming, however, everybody else is also just as\nignorant of an infinite number of things. On the other hand he’d say,\nnodding his head with a mischievous twinkle in his eye, if we instead\nsimply become aware and accepting of the fact we just don’t know how\nto swim, we gain wisdom and could even win an Olympic gold medal if\nwe discover we happen to be exceptionally talented. Facetiously\ncovering his mouth and pinching his nose he would tease, like a\nbreath of fresh air from opening a window in a room somebody farted\nin, it is usually best to just accept our ignorance for what it is\nnot, and put the knowledge to good use.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSocrates\nhimself worshiped Gods and was not agnostic, however, his profoundly\nignorant wisdom, or knowledge and sagacity acquired by becoming aware\nand accepting of our ignorance, nonetheless remains the foolish heart\nof ignorant agnostics everywhere. Like it or not, we are all\nconstantly becoming aware of, and accepting and even embracing, just\nhow truly ignorant we are in frequently quite surprising,\ninteresting, or even shocking new ways and a common Asian metaphor\nfor this relentless process is that of a cyclone. Around the calm\ncenter of the maelstrom fly all our ignorant beliefs, expectations,\nand preconceptions, while the deeper we dive into the storm like\nlunatics tilting at windmills the more confused, disoriented, and\ntotally clueless we can become. We can struggle heroically to make\nour way towards the calm center, the storm may throw us there by\naccident or completely against our will, or we might not even really\ncare to think about how we got there, but inevitably we do end up\nthere. Regardless of how we get there, once firmly rooted inside the\ncalm center, as the riotous echoes of the storm begin to fade into\nthe velvet silence of the void, we may once again feel the (cough)\nprofound depths of our ignorance and, somehow, know without knowing\njust how much we really just don’t know. In other words, no different\nfrom any other dumb decision we might make where, understandably, if\nfools can’t hear themselves think, much less remember all the stupid\nissues involved, life can become a little too interesting way too\nfast as far most people are concerned.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/font>There\nare times when we all have to take a deep breath, count to ten, walk\naround the block, talk to a friend, stand on our head, or do whatever\nit is we have to do in order to find our way back to once again being\nable to enjoy being the kind of happy or miserable idiots we normally\nhappen to enjoy being, before doing one more damned thing more that\nwe might come to regret. Socrates was just ignorant enough to embrace\nbeing the total flaming idiot he knew he was born to be. He reveled\nin his ignorance and could never imagine wanting life to be any\ndifferent. His ignorant wisdom was an extension of his own vacuous\nintuition which never required any ignorant beliefs, ideologies,\nmethodologies, instruction manuals, rituals, magic incantations,\ndietary requirements, circumscribed behavior, self-help books, major\ncredit cards, or club memberships. While others were infamous\ncriminals, exceptionally vulgar, sadistic, salacious, or otherwise\ninfamous for being insolently and audaciously brazen social pariahs,\nSocrates was largely considered socially unacceptable just by the\nsheer weight of his profound ignorance and extreme poverty. The kind\nof guy many might insist is only good for using as a door stop or a\ndoor mat now that he was too old to be used as cannon fodder anymore.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDespite\nhis neighbors’ sometimes low opinion of him as a rather repugnant odd\nduck who childishly asked a lot of foolish questions, Socrates could\nbe a complete bliss bunny at times and thoroughly enjoyed aimlessly\nwandering around schmoozing and reveling with all the sillier\ncitizens of his beloved off the wall democracy. Perhaps unwisely, he\nfoolishly bore witness to way too many already pointless lives\naltered forever as, much to their chagrin, dazed and stunned citizens\nfrom every corner of Athens discovered they had somehow begun\nmindlessly congregating like cattle and inanely asking each other\ninsipid questions such as, "Who the hell are you?" Thus,\ninspiring a never-ending stream of typically insane solutions to\nnonexistent problems, while pointlessly inventing entirely new\nproblems that didn’t exist before and, you know, all the usual\nTom Foolery, unintentional mishaps, sheer stupidity, and overtly\nsadistic and masochistic bullshit that results from ignorant\nrelationships which, sometimes, become so stupifyingly ignorant in\nfull view of the public that they can literally take your breath\naway. Especially when allowed to grow wildly out of control giving\nrise to new and equally clueless intimate relationships everybody\nelse knows perfectly well are destined to ensure much pulling of\nhair, gnashing of teeth, laryngitis, traumatized children, and the\noccasional severely chapped lips.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nof which encouraged the goofiest among them to excitedly abandoned\ntheir old ignorant beliefs at the first opportunity, only to\nimmediately rush out and hastily replace them with whatever else\nanybody they knew claimed were, undeniably, the best beliefs that the\nright connections and money can buy. Beliefs which could not only pay\nfor themselves in a short period of time but, additionally, conferred\nvaluable exclusive members only benefits, that could make anyone more\nsocially acceptable and attractive, thus, helping them to achieve\ntheir proper place in society by promoting themselves to their\npersonal level of gross incompetence. On a number of occasions, when\nvast hordes of Athenians assembled in one place, bouncing all of\ntheir insane beliefs off each other nonstop, they could became\nself-organizing like a bee hive, an overgrown garden gone wild, or a\nflock of chickens left to fend for themselves, where different kinds\nof belligerence and righteous umbrage might crassly flourish in close\nproximity to each other, rub elbows and other body parts that shall\nremain unmentionable, until huge crowds would inevitably become\ntransformed into zombies suddenly breaking out into aggressive\nfeeding frenzies. Attacking each other, anything else that moved, and\nmobbing nearby fast food restaurants and all you can eat buffets, the\nzombies could sometimes produce spectacularly ignorant, completely\noff the wall, unheard of, outlandish or, at the very least, extremely\npuzzling and preposterous fatuous flatulent finales and confusing\ncontroversial convoluted contrarian contradictions, arguing over who\npays the check. The only thing which could cause all these mad\nzombies to pause from fighting and shoveling food into their faces\nwas when, without warning, something exceptionally loud or\nexceedingly peculiar would distract them and, raising their heads off\nthe ground or from their pig troughs, they asked, "What the hell\nwas that?!" Being considerably faster than any zombies he knew,\nan avid gardener of ignorant wisdom, familiar with bees and chickens\nas well as gardening, and careful to sprinkle bread crumbs around\nwhenever necessary to distract the zombies, the otherwise completely\nclueless Socrates (who by all accounts must have been breast fed by\nan absolute moron) was just foolish enough to become destined to one\nday master the occasionally homicidal rage inducing but, otherwise,\nnormally exceedingly dull and tediously monotonous, universally\ndetested ancient art of asking insipid questions which, considering\nthe job requirements, only the most ill-fated and totally clueless\namongst us ever insanely attempt, much less, ever manage to do any\nreal justice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNot\nbeing altogether there to begin with, Socrates diligently went about\nhis dull day job as an unpaid, unrecognized, unsolicited, undesired,\nand largely unacknowledged professional amateur impromptu substitute\nteacher and baby sitter of last resort, always careful to stumble\naround the marble halls, while mindful to laugh inappropriately at\nrandom intervals and idly ask his more unconscious students lame\nquestions (which he knew perfectly well they were totally clueless\nabout and couldn’t answer) when suddenly, from out of nowhere, mad\ninspiration struck and, being a brainless idiot, just like that the\nsenile old fart foolishly decided to take his insane job home with\nhim. His not so bright students were well practiced at ignoring his\nclueless pretense of prattle and drivel, but the already confused and\nequally clueless denizens of greater Athens had no idea what to make\nof his bizarre questions which, some said, were dumb and boring\nbecause they pointlessly ran in circles, while others seemed to\nbecome dimly aware that, like a wizard, he had magically manifested\nsome people’s ignorance on stage for the whole world to see and poke\ngreat fun at.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tInured\nto ignorant drunks rudely yelling at him and calling him a complete\nbuffoon, and deciding to try experimenting with something a little\ndifferent for a change, Socrates ignored most of the ranting, raving,\nand idyll threats over his stupid questions. He never demanded anyone\nlisten to his questions and if ignorant fools didn’t want to\nlisten to his questions he figured it’s a free country. In other\nwords, they damned well didn’t have to listen as far as he was\nconcerned because he never asked any questions of anyone who said\nthey didn’t want to listen to them! Having too much fun in his\nsemi-retirement just being his usual wacky easy-going off-the-wall\nbar-hopping self, he resolutely pressed on asking feeble questions of\nanyone in bars drunk enough or otherwise foolish enough to listen and\nbuy him drinks. The name calling and ridicule he was used to, but the\ncomments about his mother confused and angered him for some reason.\nAt such times he had to rely heavily upon his ignorant wisdom to keep\nhimself grounded in the midst of what often threatened to explode\ninto a barroom brawl!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSometimes\nits the quiet ones you have to watch out for and, wild and crazy guy\nthat he was when drunk, Socrates naively believed that genuinely\nignorant questions are ignorant by definition and can be meaningless\ngifts of grace, that is, a mindless windfall or random bequest that\noften nobody even knew existed, couldn’t really care less about\nanyway, don’t owe anybody any special thanks for as far as we know,\nand which none of us ever did a damn thing to deserve anyway, so it\nreally never mattered to begin with. Sometimes you’ll hear idiots say\nthings like, "Mama didn’t raise no damned fools, she always\ninsisted that I tell everyone I worked hard to become the idiot I\nam!" Knowing in their heart of hearts that ignorance can spring\nfrom the most surprisingly lame sources and come to grace our lives\nin ways few things can. Some say reality can but, I wouldn’t know\nand, when asked, Socrates would always laugh hysterically while\nrepeatedly shouting, "The only thing I know is that I know\nnothing", and pounding down another drink.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnyway,\nwith the possible exception of a few outlandish ideas about reality,\nor whatever they call it in quantum mechanics these days, these kinds\nof simple ignorant questions have saved countless clueless lives,\nwhile any more ignorant idiots foolish enough to get involved can\nfeel nothing but nauseatingly pathetic and even mind-numbingly\ninsensate overwhelmingly saccharine and, almost, orgasmic relief and\ngratitude for having had the absurd opportunity to both give and\nreceive such exquisite tripe and twaddle. A lot of sadly misguided\nsingle-minded nose to-the-grindstone dedication, determination, and\njust plain good old fashioned hard work can also routinely generate\nboundless undeserved gratitude and asinine attention from the foolish\npress and infamous holier-than-thou gossips, nevertheless, the modest\ngift of just a few truly pitiful questions can speak directly to the\notherwise altogether too often embarrassingly tedious, dismal, and\ndreary issue of what it means to be a human. Thus, questions can\nbecome an easy target for intentionally gracing even the most\ntrivial, pointless, clueless, and meaningless lives of ignorant\nbelievers, disbelievers, agnostics, unbelievable unbelievers, and\njust plain dull ordinary lazy slobs from all walks of life, or even\nthe wino in the gutter which, being an ignorant people person\nhimself, Socrates thought extremely appealing in his own rather odd\nand, perhaps, best not dwelt upon unofficial role as an unpaid\nsubstitute teacher, impromptu baby sitter, somewhat shy wannabe\nsocial butterfly, dedicated barfly, unintentional gadfly, and,\noverall completely socially inept and unacceptable lowly town clown\nand drunk, that more respectable people would never be caught dead\ntalking to.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIrreverently,\nSocrates realized, our ignorant questions are what make the whole\ninsane species possible in the first place and, from personal\nexperience, the little guy knew that the most dreadful friendships\ncould produce an enormous wealth of ignorance, in the bedroom\nespecially! Of course, not all ignorant friendships, unions,\nliaisons, and one night stands are equally meaningless, foolish,\nand\/or of questionable taste, and some of us are just plain better\noff altogether avoiding asking any kind of ignorant questions while,\nlet’s face it, a lot of us can sometimes just be so totally clueless\nthat it’s pointless to attempt to discuss the issue of why it is\npointless to discuss the issue. In any case, whatever your stupid\npersonal issues, the mystical mindless sages supposedly ask the most\nstupefying yet, nonetheless, insightful questions and Socrates\nsuggested that, perhaps, the Gods themselves bestowed their own\nvirtuous clarity of ignorance at birth, or what we might call today a\nmeaningless or even undesirable genetic disease or inheritance.\nNevertheless, his uncouth dictum was "Know thyself!" And,\nhe cracked the whip on his students just the way they liked it, while\npassionately urging everyone he met to thoughtlessly think for\nthemselves, ask stupid questions whenever it made no damned sense,\njoin ignorant groups, and otherwise be stridently socially\nunacceptable by foolishly nurturing their ignorant virtue like all\ngood and stupid people do. Being so gregarious a lout I suspect\nSocrates didn’t waste a lot of time with inexperienced wallflowers,\nhowever, here was one ignorant fool you could say in all honest\nstupidity, at the very least, probably had an ignorant question for\nevery damned clown he ever met.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNaively\nSocrates assumed it wasn’t worth contemplating whether he could do\nbetter than to just be himself because obviously, that’s\nsomeone else’s business that didn’t concern him. My mama likes to say\nthat ignorance is like fashions which come and go, watched clocks\nnever boil or some such nonsense, but nothing beats being genuinely\nauthentic. Mama also taught me that styles are here to stay, while\nfashions come and go but, somehow, being authentically yourself is a\nclassic style that always remains at the height of fashion. Socrates,\nthe genuinely prolific, if somewhat indiscriminate, smelly and, quite\nlikely, seriously deranged Johnny Appleseed of his own home grown\nrecipe for spouting vacuous barroom jokes and ignorantly soliciting\ninane questions, eventually went on to reap their frequently\nirritating, haphazardly arranged, vaguely repulsive and,\noccasionally, even disturbingly creepy yet, nonetheless, somehow\noddly compelling and mysteriously bewildering, insanely cloying and\ncaptivating ludicrous bounty, that nobody in the entire city of\nAthens had a clue what to make of.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnd\nin the salad days as the ripe pungent fertilizer was flung far and\nwide to be summarily dodged and, thereafter, further scattered to the\nfour winds as the crap idly piled up higher upon everyone’s shoes and\nwas trampled all over hill and dale, rivers and streams, gutters, and\nsewers, and everywhere in between, only to be infuriatingly mopped up\nfrom kitchen floors and to occasionally find its way into whatever\nshopping carts and lidless containers might have been foolishly left\nout in the open, Socrates’ ignorance invariably grew to\nNo-Know-Bounds and in small quantities multiplied and magnified a\nthousand fold without fail he would inspire glazed looks, shocked\nexpressions, and unsurpassed foolishness wherever he staggered or\npassed out, almost always drunk, and like the king of fools he had\nunknowingly and unwittingly become, even when seven sheets to the\nwind and flat out unconscious on the floor, the senile old fool still\nsomehow managed on several obscure, unknown, and unidentifiable,\nirreconcilable, repugnant, revolting, unconscionable, and never to be\nmentioned or repeated, real and imaginary occasions, to nevertheless\nblindly, pointlessly, meaninglessly, futilely, clumsily,\ningloriously, and tragically, yet still single highhandedly (with the\nunconscionable assistance of those clowns who shall forever remain\nanonymous) did triumphantly transform ignorant ignoble defeats into\ninglorious ignoble victories (not to mention unmentionable personal\nnightmare fantasies). All of which, of course, he was totally\noblivious of and, let’s face it, in all likelihood the drunken maniac\ncould never have cared less about, much less ever have remembered,\nwhen and if he somehow sobered up, assuming just for the sake of\nargument he could understand you for a second, whether sober or not.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnd,\nrambling on, amidst the cruelest winter of his despair, his harvests\nwere decimated, shriveled, desiccated, emaciated, inundated,\nimmolated, savaged, ravaged, stomped upon, brutally pounded,\npulverized, liquefied, flambéed, frickisade, frappeed, and,\nfinally, heavily taxed and sun dried, deep fried, over baked, over\nseasoned, and then spit upon by cattle until they became gritty,\nmeager, bitter, toxic, insignificant, demoralizing, unrecognizable,\nrepugnant, irreconcilable, and entirely inedible, not to mention\nunpalatable. And when the cold foul fowl winds blew and the bird crap\nfell upon the snow he often heard a curious chattering sound which he\ncould never quite identify which, along with his freezing, numb, and\nmisfiring brain, confused him as to which direction he should face\nwhen attempting to relieve himself. And, when the complete idiot\ncould no longer cut the cheese because there was no more cheese left\nto cut, he would use his head to break bread, and when he could no\nlonger break the stale bread upon his head because his brains had\nbecome so scrambled he could no longer aim properly and kept hitting\nthe table, he would heroically hold his nose, close his eyes, and eat\nthose really vile pickled eggs and kimchi behind the bar that smelled\nso bad no other fool had ever dared to touch them in years, whilst\ndreaming nostalgically the entire time of cutting the cheese in\nbetter days, and tightening his sphincter whilst simultaneously\ntrying his best not to throw up. And when the last of the pickled\neggs, kimchi, mystery meat, flatulence, bowel, and other unpleasant\ndiscomforts around his burning rear end, eyes, ears, nose, and throat\nwere all finally reduced along with his hemorrhoids, and when his bad\nbreath no longer caused even the flies and cockroaches to abandon\nhim, he would shuffle about aimlessly looking perplexed the entire\ntime, sniffing under his arms pits and wherever else his short\nmisshapen bulbous nose could reach, all the while wistfully stuffing\ntiny handfuls of dirt in his mouth only to then act as if\ndisappointed or uncertain as to the contents. And, like the starving\npea brained mammal he had come to resemble rooting about in the dirt,\nwhilst rummaging around prone on all fours like a pig, he discovered\nmuch to his amazement that the small dense pebbles he kept finding in\nhis mouth seemed to faintly, dimly, and distantly vaguely remind him\nof something, perhaps hearkening back to his youth. It was in those\nrare moments when mad inspiration struck that he began to drool with\nanticipation thinking about all of his more dim witted students and,\nsometime later, discovered much to his own amazement that his random\nshuffling about had somehow delivered him to the home of one his\nduller students, whereupon at long last, the insensate fool was saved\nby the mouth watering irresistible smell of a delectable sumptuous\nfeast hearkening to him like manna from Heaven, whereupon he promptly\ndined on the flowers and shrubbery, giving momentary pause to even\nall the other nearby starving zombies in his pathetic ghetto\nneighborhood, many of whom earned their living doing yard work.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNaturally,\nof course, Socrates developed unnatural feelings of affinity,\nkinship, and stewardship for the mindless land and his ignorant\nstudents, not to mention small pebbles, flowers, and shrubs\neverywhere. Scandalously, however, deep down in his otherwise best\nquickly and completely forgotten, easily dismissed, and never to be\nmentioned again loins, he had developed a growing passionate aberrant\ndesire to mindlessly shepherd and midwife the ignorance of all past\nand future generations of Athens. Almost as if, after eating the\nentire lawn, the old coot had finally flipped his wig completely and\nbegun insanely identifying with sheep. Taking pity on many of his\nmore wretchedly pathetic fellow Athenians, which pretty much\ndescribed all of them, nonetheless he endeavored to help them avoid\nthe worst of their completely unnecessary, easily avoidable,\npointless, and downright unconscionably lowbrow slapstick by\nstrengthening their ignorant wisdom. At the ripe old age of eighty\nwhat Socrates failed to see coming, despite it being a free country,\nwas some of the more wealthy Athenians were impatient to see him die\nand some, very ignorant people indeed, condemned him to death for\nrepeatedly professing his ignorance, asking too damned many stupid\nquestions, and brazenly teaching his ignorant wisdom for free, which\ncould expose bullshit for what it was, thus, costing the more\nrespectable, highly educated, and talented bullshit artists amongst\nthe recognized establishment time, money, and self-respect along with\ntheir reputations as the greatest bullshit artists on earth. They say\nSocrates had a chance to escape, yet, decided to make a statement for\nhis much beloved democracy, to remind the entire world to remember\nand ponder his own unmistakably forgettable sad comedy which, to this\nday, still defines a democracy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThanks\nto the enduring popularity of ignorance, stupidity, and some of the\nmore objectionable forms of congenital insanity, the story of\nignorance remains a classic to this day and, in fact, the ranks of\nthe more scurrilous mindless masses continues to grow vigorously\nworldwide at a breathtaking rate that never fails to touch something\nmissing inside each and everyone one of us. Socrates died to ensure\nthe entire world might foolishly remember that, although ignorance\ncan Know-No-Known-No-No-Bounds, ignorant fools everywhere can still\nenjoy sharing their own unique ignorant wisdom and, like the happy\nidiots and complete fools we all know we can be, actually learn to\nenjoy the prospect of cultivating otherwise entirely unconscionable\nand easily avoidable newfound regrets. So ends the tale of Socrates,\nthe king of fools, who became an infamous legend in his own time\n(well, sort of) because he didn’t know when to stop asking stupid\nquestions, waxing metaphorical, and endlessly cracking the same\nhandful of really bad lame jokes that made everyone groan and go\ncross-eyed. Since those dark early days when more ostentatious and\nbrazenly ignorant fools were commonly persecuted, tortured, and\nlynched at the first convenient opportunity, some claim they’ve\nbecome harder to find but, personally, I never have any problems\nfinding complete idiots wherever I go. Others say when the student is\nfoolishly prepared the master is rudely awakened, they end up in\nmental institutions, or some such crazy nonsense, however, in my own\nadmittedly worthless opinion, ignorant fools spout a lot of nonsense,\nwhich everybody should know already, or they’ve lived a very\nsheltered life indeed and become one themselves. Anyway, along with\ncountless other outlandishly unchained and unrestrained flamboyant\nclowns throughout history, the legend of Socrates with his normally\nquiet humble ignorant wisdom and virtue, stupid barroom jokes, and\npointless ignorant sacrifice for thankless ingrates and mindless mobs\neverywhere, ignominiously survives to this day enshrined for all\nposterity and posteriors in infamous holidays such as April Fool’s\nday, celebrated by the more socially ignorant and, often, just plain\nmore obnoxious sadistic assholes and repulsively lascivious\nmasochistic fools around the world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nlegend of Socrates is an absurd variation on the ancient potty humor\nfamily entertainment theme of the "Divine Fool" which\nattempts to tickle, cajole, or otherwise convince more gullible and\neasy to confuse and easy to please audiences into excitedly forking\nover all their money without thinking. Wackier and even more gullible\nstill fans eagerly anticipate being able to admire their favorite\nbatty actors playing characters more dim witted and off-the-wall then\nthemselves, while speculating endlessly about the next dreary\nmonotonous plots involving their favorite clueless and insane\ncharacters who never get some particular joke and, instead,\npredictably windup becoming the butt-end of jokes. As you might\nimagine, the jobs of the overworked slapstick actor, director, and\nwriter are extraordinarily demanding considering the average\nintelligence of the public at large. Their complex ignorant metaphors\nand cloyingly vague and provocative but, ultimately, utterly and\ncompletely meaningless and forgettable plots and scenarios lend\nthemselves to a genre perhaps best described by the basest of art\ncritics as “Ignorant Sock Puppet Peek-a-Boo Theater”\nwhich, of course, in addition to comedy, also lends itself to the\nusual obligatory existentialist angst and monist waffling about\nwhether it might happen to actually be low-budget horror, just really\nbad porn, or surreal adult potty humor. Although widely renowned for\nits often disturbing and just plain irritating qualities, ignorant\nsock puppet peek-a-boo theater can also support such marvelously\ncomplex metamorphic transformations and phase transitions as grace\nthe more intriguing and engrossing infantile classic tales of\nignorance such as, "The Ugly Duckling" and the\nunforgettable Three Stooges and Gonzo the Muppet classic, “Raised\nby Martian Chickens!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMany\nfools naively believe that, out of hubris, Socrates intentionally\nexploited his ignorant humor to promote the humility of being\nignorant and while, certainly, ignorance is about as humble as it\never gets, nevertheless, Will Rodgers the comedian purportedly once\ncomplained to his manager and friend that he could never tell just\nany stupid joke he wanted because audiences would only laugh at jokes\nloosely based on the stupid truth. Being an unpaid teacher who, oddly\nenough, enjoyed hearing people laugh insipidly and who some complete\nidiots foolishly assumed knew the stupid truth, Socrates was just a\nbig enough fool to believe that what ignorance requires most of\neveryone is the kind of blind obedience and unquestioning fanaticism\na complete lack of understanding and reactionary tendencies can\nproduce which, of course, can inspire anything from a new shampoo, to\na new school of comedy, to a nuclear missile guidance system, or even\nwidespread political chaos and panic in the streets. Inevitably\nanother less drunken fool, named Aristotle, invented the foundations\nof modern logic based on the ignorant teachings of Socrates and blew\nthe entire insane world’s mind so badly that two thousand years later\nmodern civilization is now prepared to blow up the entire planet, or\ndrive the entire world ecology over a cliff.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nsome ways, Aristotle’s logic was even more ignorant than that of\nSocrates which is why it became unbelievably popular, among not only\nthe mindless masses of peasants hanging out in bars but, also, among\nthe more unscrupulous who ignorantly made a living off other people’s\nignorance. The concerted worldwide efforts to find new and compelling\nways to casually or otherwise both conceal and\/or expose any kind of\nbelligerence and ignorance continues largely unabated to this day,\nblithely remorseless, utterly unforgiving and, all too often,\nabsolutely deplorable as they have always done since the dawn of\ntime. Baring the occasional random monkey wrench some demented fool\nthrows into all these unconscionable efforts just for fun, they\ncontinue largely unchallenged and quite socially acceptable in many\ncircles with the exception that, since Socrates and Aristotle, there\nhas been a cautious but steady growing interest among academia for\nsome of the more off the wall and socially unacceptable slapstick.\nNotably quantum indeterminacy remains utterly unfathomable,\ninscrutable, and indistinguishable from the void of anyone’s\nignorance and, additionally, no single type of logic has yet proven\nignorant enough to be capable of describing every stupid thing that\nidiots foolishly believed to exist and whatever they might mean by\n"existence" when talking about quantum mechanics these\ndays. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnywho,\nin the last century confused cunning linguists have erroneously,\nerogenously, androgynously, anthropomorphically, anxiously,\nignominiously, ignobly and, more often than not much to their\nchagrin, anonymously come to believe they’ve made significant\nprogress with ignorance with some now insisting they could establish\na science of the ignorant spoken word sometime this already\noutrageously slapstick century. If so, academia and the global\necology could be thrown into total disarray worldwide as enormous\nvolumes of accumulated hot air are suddenly ventilated without\nwarning and, one might imagine, upon such an occasion at long last\nwill be heard the loud sounds of hissing, farting, sighs of relief,\nand legions mumbling unintelligibly, while drooling and shuffling\ntheir feet, arguing over who is stinking up the room. At that point I\nwould likewise expect to hear renewed incoherent and inconsolable\nhowls of indignant protest, shock, pain, and outrage as well as the\nusual minor complaints about discomfort or whatever. Regardless of\nany negative impact on the countless innocent bystanders caught in\nthe middle of politicians, academics, and others fighting to overcome\nsuch formidable obstacles, it must be at least feebly remembered by\nan easily dismissed and overlooked vanishingly small, illiterate,\nrepulsive, mute, aging, crippled, powerless, impoverished, useless\nand, quite frankly, extremely unpopular if not blatantly, vehemently,\nand brazenly universally despised and systematically persecuted\nminority of complete and total idiots, you know the idiots I’m\ntalking about, those ignorant wiseguys who shall forever remain\nnameless, unnamed, anonymous, and otherwise unrecognized for unspoken\nand, perhaps, best entirely unknown and unknowable reasons who,\nnevertheless, must still upon rare occasions at least dimly and\ndistantly vaguely remember that these are merely ignorant tools for\nignorant authors of the most implausible vacuous and ignorant stories\nwho still depend solely upon their foolish readers remaining ignorant\nas always.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEvidence\nof just how expensive, traumatic, painful, and disruptive the looming\nsocial transition might be arose in 2008 when Alistair Clarke\npublished the first universal theory of humor thus, ironically,\nestablishing what could become the foundations for an objective\nempirical science of comedy based upon first principles. His account\nis deliberately dry, dry, dry even by academic standards, making it\ndifficult to ascertain the full comedic potential however, as far as\nI can tell, he has basically proposed that all of cognition itself\nevolved out of humor and the need for any complex organism to be\ncapable of detecting what is and is not likely to be complete and\nutterly laughable bullshit. We’ll just have to wait and see how\nsuccessful academics are at attempting to study lowbrow humor\nobjectively, but I suspect it will involve a great deal of elaborate,\nverbose, and obtuse slapstick, if seldom classic physical comedy.\nExactly how civilization has at long last achieved these lofty\nheights of intellectual Three Stooges slapstick is far deeper into\nthe messy crap than can be covered in merely one chapter without\nfirst donning an environmental hazard suit and a bullet proof vest,\nor moving into a cave. Nonetheless, it remains a very tempting target\nindeed for future investigations, once I’m certain I have the proper\nlaboratory and equipment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTotal\nFlaming Idiots<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/font>Supposedly\nlong, long ago in another land, that might be far, far away depending\non your zip-code, a senile librarian named Lao Tzu enjoyed just\nchilling out where she worked reading lots of really great books and\navoiding the worst of the incessant lowbrow slapstick, chaos, and\nnonstop mayhem of the Chinese Warring States Period. Eventually\nthough, she had lived long enough to read all the really good books\nand, craving a little real life adventure for a change, she climbed\nonto her much beloved enormous ox, affectionately named Tiny, and\ntogether they ambled off towards the west without the slightest clue\nas to where the road went, but she and Tiny were both going blind\nfrom old age and never bothered watching where they were going\nanyway. Somehow though, Tiny seemed to sense they were going on an\nadventure for a change and, in his usual understated manner,\nexcitedly wagged his tail. Sauntering down the road at a leisurely\npace they both blissfully smiled with their entire bodies and Lao Tzu\nstarted to quietly recite to herself and Tiny:<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHappy\nIdiots<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nvirtue can be its own reward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBumbling\ndown the road of life less traveled,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClueless\nas to how to best get from point A to B,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nhave clueless friends, we must first be clueless,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThus\nignorant virtue forever remains undeniable,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDespite\nany wackier cartoon logic that applies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nignorant wisdom is childishly knowing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nlike complete idiots we stop watching,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWherever,\nit is we think we might be going,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBusy,\ntalking on a cellphone or something,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nfoolish path, isn’t what it used to be,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nstrangely enough remains unchanged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverything\nblending into cloudy horizons,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nevery fork in the road looks the same,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForks,\nmultiplying out to infinity and beyond,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUncertain\nas to where the road begins and ends,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nExcitement,\nfollows our confusion and indecision,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanyone have a clue as to where the hell we are?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody actually know what the hell the time is?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody ever really care?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nis the happy idiot, supposedly in charge around here?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWish\nyou were here,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInstead\nof all of these other sorry clowns bumbling around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nme, myself, and I enjoy being happy idiots too,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nthere is no one alive who is youer than you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSurprisingly\nenough, for such a senile old bat, Lao Tzu seldom got into trouble\nand never bothered anyone which is why most preferred to overlook her\nmore eccentric habits such as sometimes being a little too early when\nshe was terribly late. Dimly aware that she knew perfectly well she\ncould always manage to remember something unless she stupidly forgot,\nnevertheless the complete buffoon would deliberately forget where she\nwas going yet, being ever the optimistic happy idiot the old gal\nremained steadfastly cavalier in her own naive silly way about any\nwrongful mistakes she might have made in the past or might possibly\nmake in the future. As far as she could tell, she was always equally\nclueless no matter where she ended up or what she did so it really\ndidn’t matter and there was, apparently, not much she could do about\nit anyway other than to keep trying to make the best of the\nsituation. Lazily traipsing down the road with Tiny on a sunny day\nshe gleefully embraced her ignorant wisdom with all the enthusiasm\nand reckless abandon of a child with a fabulously exciting new toy\nand, careful not to watch where she was going, Lao lazily stared up\nat the passing clouds or did anything other than blindly attempting\nto watch where she and Tiny were headed, only to be rudely startled\nsometime later.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIt\nwas a warm day and, having missed her nap, the gentle rocking and\nswaying of Tiny’s huge warm body beneath her caused Lao to drift off\ninto a stupor when, without warning, she inexplicably found herself\nflying through the air as the usually imperturbable Tiny bellowed in\nabject panic stricken terror and shot on ahead of her heedlessly\nstumbling and bumbling as fast as he could down the steep incline.\nLanding painfully on her butt, Lao was too startled to be frightened\nand, upon glancing back over her shoulder at the way they had come,\nwith her poor vision she could just make out a group of ferocious\nlooking bandits barreling down the path towards her and Tiny with\nmurderous intent in their eyes, while enthusiastically sharpening\ntheir long knives and shouting out to each other which parts of Tiny\nthey intended to eat first. Without being aware of getting to her\nfeet, Lao came to her senses again upon discovering herself making a\nmad dash down the path and quickly catching up with Tiny who had\nslowed down for her, at which point, she then cracked a sardonic grin\nat the sudden realization that she and Tiny had just discovered their\nvery first real life adventure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nthieves had naturally assumed they could quickly and easily dispense\nwith the frail appearing crone and, once she was out of the way,\ncatching and killing a fat old ox should present no serious\ndifficulties. What the bandits were unaware of was that both were in\nfar better shape for their age then anyone had a right to be thanks\nto modest living, a healthy diet, and plenty of sleep and exercise.\nDespite her apparently foolhardy flight down the steep path, Lao Tzu\nalways managed to land on her feet and keep right on going, thanks in\npart to also being a marvelous dancer and as light on her feet as\nthey come. Men loved to cut a rug with the shy old dame, but talking\nto her presented more of a challenge for them which is why she never\nmarried. Anyway, the bandits erroneously assumed she must already\nknow the path extremely well and attempted to follow in her footsteps\nonly to painfully slip, trip, and tumble repeatedly cussing like\ndrunken sailors the entire way. Lao couldn’t restrain herself from\nbraying like a jack ass over her shoulder at the more inept antics of\nthe bungling murderous thieves awkwardly tripping over their own two\nfeet and sometimes colliding with each other head on, nevertheless,\nshe immediately felt ashamed at herself for not feeling more sympathy\nfor their plight. She tried to apologize yelling back at them to\nexplain that her feet were just so light they had no clue where the\nhell they were going, so it was impossible for even her to follow in\nher own footsteps.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\neveryone eventually slowed down at the same time to catch their\nbreaths a panicked look overcame Lao who began frantically searching\nall around her on the path in front of her as if she had lost\nsomething. Finally appearing to have capitulated and relinquished her\nsearch, she shrugged her shoulders and shouted back at the bandits,\n"If you find another stupid fork in the road you can have it"\nand, with that, like an excited jack rabbit she hurled herself down\nthe path once again with a big grin on her face. Glancing back over\nher shoulder a moment later she noticed that, curiously, all the\nrobbers had given up their chase and were now mindlessly searching\nthe ground in front of them like so many cattle hunting for food.\nSighing with regret that they had abandoned their thrilling game of\nfollow the leader, Lao caught up to Tiny and the two continued on\ntheir way still too ignorant to be less than blissfully content, if\nless enthusiastic now that all the excitement from their first real\nlife adventure was over.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnother\nconsummate fool who happened to live in the area, Chuang Tzu, was so\ndelusional and had wasted so much time daydreaming and playing with\nhis sock puppets he came to believe his own bullshit fantasies and\nhad begun to convince himself that, in reality, he might actually be\na butterfly because he thought their wings looked pretty. Oooooh\nShiny! Dancing in circles the senile old fool would frantically lick\nflowers with his tongue, while leaping into the air and waving his\nsock puppets around as if he were a butterfly fluttering in the wind.\nThe brainless to begin with, and now sadly misguided, senile old coot\nhad become desperate to discover if he and his sock puppets could\ntell what it feels like to be a butterfly and, thus, settle the\ncockamamie issue once and for all. It was while running in circles\nscreaming and shouting and leaping into the air in delight that,\npredictably and without warning, Chuang Tzu tripped over his own two\nfeet and found himself flat on his back covered in dirt, scratches,\nand pollen with, of course, the kind face of Lao staring down at him\ndumbfounded, while tilting her head from side to side and blinking\nlike an owl in nearsighted bewilderment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLao\nwas flabbergasted to discover that playing with sock puppets could be\nso dangerous, nevertheless, she was still simple minded enough to\nalways enjoy lending a hand if she could and, not being intimidated\nby either sock puppets or butterflies, she quickly volunteered to\nassist with any especially large, obstinate, vicious, sneaky\ninvisible, or otherwise tricky to capture butterflies. When she then\nchose to elaborate explaining that she was already looking for stupid\nforks in the road and it wouldn’t be any bother to look for pretty\nbutterflies as well, without thinking, Chuang Tzu stopped crying and\nhis sock puppets burst into the air above his prone body blurting out\nthat none of them had seen any stupid forks, knives, chop sticks, or\nany other eating or cooking utensils on or off to the side of the\nroad. Feeling embarrassed at having exposed the fact it was exciting\nfor him to actually know the answer to something for a change, Chuang\nbegan distractedly sucking on the thumb of one of his sock puppets,\nwhile idly examining his butterfly net to hide his discomfort.\nQuickly composing himself as best he could, he then causally inquired\nas to how one might go about looking for all these stupid forks in\nthe road anyway and what one might look for exactly. Lao’s\nwandering tongue seemed to sometimes have a mind of its own and,\nbeing likewise sensitive about others often considering her rather\ninept and childish, taking a deep breath she just as nonchalantly\ninformed Chuang that all he had to do was stop watching where he was\ngoing. After a rapid fire consultation with his sock puppets, Chuang\nTzu then turned to Lao and confidently announced that they all agreed\nthey were experts at being good for nothing and never having a clue\nwhere they were going much less ever paying serious attention to\nanything and suspected they might actually be really good at not\nwatching where the hell they were going too.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nperhaps the first time in their lives it turned out the sock puppets\nand Chuang were correct and they were all fantastically adept at not\nwatching where they were going. They found so many identical forks in\nthe road so fast, without getting hurt once, and had such great fun\nin the process that they lost all interest in chasing after\nbutterflies and, in their rather sloppy and over-exuberant way,\nprofusely thanked Lao Tzu licking pollen off her hands and face, all\nthe while insisting on giving her the butterfly net as a gift.\nSurprised and caught off balance with all the sudden attention, Lao\nblushed and modestly protested that she didn’t deserve the butterfly\nnet because she didn’t do anything special and never intended for her\npersonal quest to find forks in the road to be helpful to anyone\nelse. Refusing to accept no for an answer, the sock puppets insisted\nshe accept the butterfly net as a gift of gratitude for their new\nfriendship. Both became so grateful and excited at the sudden\nrealization of their newfound clueless friendship they immediately\nclasped arms and socks and began spinning wildly in circles yelling\nin delight like little children until they finally all fell down in a\ndizzy tangle, all out of breath, with the sock puppets panting\nespecially hard being unused to all the exertion. Finally catching\ntheir breath, the sock puppets chose that very moment to once again\nleap into the air from their prone position on the ground shouting\nout to the world, "Ignorant virtue is its own reward, to have\nclueless friends you must first be clueless!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBefore\nlong the sock puppets were once again busily distracting each other\nenthusiastically discussing their new hobby of searching for forks in\nthe road when, being careful not to interrupt, Lao and Tiny both\nquietly said their goodbyes and resumed sauntering down the path\nallowing their feet to find the way, while careful to not watch where\nthey were going. After a little awhile, the two came across a palace\nsoldier standing guard at the gate to the kingdom’s outer wall. The\nsoldier was bored and grumpy and, knowing Lao’s reputation,\nsardonically inquired as to how on earth Lao believed she was ever\ngoing to get anywhere outside the kingdom riding a blind ox around\nplaces they’ve never been before when she always refused to watch\nwhere the hell she was going. Puzzled by the strange question Lao\njust shrugged her shoulders and admitted she hadn’t a clue, whereupon\nthe gate guard laughed hysterically in her face and rudely mocked\nher. With some effort the guard eventually regained his\nself-discipline and, composing himself, proudly puffed up his chest\nand sternly admonished Lao shaking his head in negation while\nostentatiously wagging his finger under her nose and direly inquiring\nas to what the damned fool planned to do if she ran into trouble.\nWhich, just happened to be one question Lao Tzu actually knew the\nanswer to and she enthusiastically replied:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nCartoon\nLogic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhen\nin trouble, when in doubt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRun\nin circles, scream and shout!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut\nif that doesn’t work keep trying to figure it out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nlaugh at any punch lines the truth will come out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaugh\nand find out, what it means to laugh yet again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nyou can decide who you may want to become,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughter\nbeing infectious you may infect almost anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSome\njokes can be priceless when encouraged to be obtuse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSooner\nor later, we all fall down:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAvoid\nlanding hard, on your butt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBreaking\nyour tail-bone just hurts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEither\nhumbled on your own knees;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr,\nrolling on the ground hysterical!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing,\ncompletely out of control!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nyour ass off at everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAt\nlast having gotten the punch line!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAt\nlast becoming who you wish to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAt\nlast discovering who you really are.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n \n<\/p>\n\n\tUpon\nfinishing reciting her poem the officious guard’s jaw dropped, his\neyes glazed over, and without another word he opened the gate, while\nlowering his head and shaking it in resignation, sighing to himself,\nand muttering that, perhaps, it was all for the best. As she rode\npast him Lao offered the butterfly net now filled with flowers to the\nguard hoping it might improve his mood and he might forgive her\nfoolishness, wistfully adding that nobody had ever caught anything\nwith it and suggesting maybe he would have better luck trying to use\nit as it a dream catcher instead. Staring blankly back and forth at\nthe butterfly net in his hands and the enthusiastic hopeful\nexpression on her face, while his jaw dropped open even further, the\nnormally demonstrative guard was rendered speechless, yet his heart\nmelted as he recognized the innocent child-like virtue and sincere\ngood will and respect he beheld. Suddenly feeling remorse for how he\nhad treated her, he contritely thanked her for the gift and wished\nthem well on their journey as he watched Lao and Tiny slowly plod off\ninto the sunset never to return to the library again. Closing the\ngate behind them the guard quietly said a prayer for the two, despite\nsomehow feeling certain they would both be just fine. Some say\nbecause she always refused to watch where she was going Lao never\ndied, never became bored, and can still be found bumbling down the\nodd path with Tiny by anyone steadfastly refusing to watch where they\nare going.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nYogi\nBerra Yoda Bullshit Kung Fu, 101a<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Sociology 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tYa Gotta Know When To Either\nFucking Duck Or Run! Only then may you become Enlightened,\nGrasshopper and, also, Know When To Hold Em, Know When To Fold Em,\nAnd Know When To Run Faster! Einstein said time dilation in\nrelativity is similar to whether you have your hand on a hot\nwoodstove, or a hot date, and the ability to accelerate, and move\nfaster, can be crucial at times, but begins with knowing when to\neither fucking duck or run.<br\/>\n\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Psychology 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tKick it if it doesn’t work,\ndon’t fix it if it ain’t broke and, when in trouble, when in doubt,\nrun in circles, screaming and shouting! Just For Fun, If Nothing\nElse! This is known as Sociology 101a, for toddlers. In psychology,\nits the stupid shit that always gets you. So, Keep It Simple\nStupid!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Metaphysics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tMetaphysics are a metaphysical\npipe-dream, cooked up by metaphysicians, smoking crack in their\nbasement! When everyone knows damn well, the best toys are all in the\nattic!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIntroduction\nTo "Bullshit Kung Fu 101a"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\tCrap\nfalls from the sky, rolls downhill, and always collects at the\nbottom. When the bullshit flies in every damn direction, its too late\nto master sociology 101. Those of you with no intonation whatsoever,\nare advised to join the Marching Band, the rest, the Debate Team.\nSome of you may have seen me in the movies, and heard me talking like\na three year old, that doesn’t know anything about grammar, but I\nonly play an idiot on the boob tube, and have to dumb it down for my\naudience, who all think I’m some kind of genius.<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tIts a\nliving, while teaching isn’t, just ask Socrates and\nGalileo.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Epistemology 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tOutside of the box, there is\nno spoon, how can you eat your pudding without a spoon! Think Not\nOutside Of The Box! Just Eat Your Damn Pudding!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Ignorant Wisdom 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThe Bullshit That Can Be\nSpoken Of Is Not The Enduring Bullshit. Just ask your English\nteacher.<br\/>\n\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Ignorant Virtue 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tStupid Is As Stupid Does!\nOr, Stupid Would Know Better! And, Be Just A Little Too Smart For\nTheir Own Britches! Ignorant Virtue Is Its Own Reward: Or,\nElse!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: The Wisdom Of Collective Ignorance 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tIf you\ndon’t even know when nobody knows a damned thing, its a problem: You\nAre The Problem Dummy!<br\/>\n\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Ontology 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tEverywhere You Go, There You Are!\nWhile, Deja Vu Is For Historians.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<a name=\"__recording_6466126049\"><\/a>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Government 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAfter centuries of dedicated,\ninternational, cross-disciplinary efforts, nobody has ever found the\nslightest bit of evidence, that there ever was anybody in charge\naround here!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: History 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tHistory is for people who live in\nthe past. Be Here Now! Or, Fail My Class!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Quantum Mechanics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tYour theory is stupid,\nbut not stupid enough!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Relativity 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tLets Do The Time Warp\nAgain!<br\/>\n\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Thermodynamics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThe Hot Tub Is Getting Too\nHot!<br\/>\n\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Organic Chemistry 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThose who can always do,\nthe rest, do their own damn homework, and study Organic\nChemistry.<br\/>\n\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Economics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tWhen your money takes on a life\nof its own, using double ledgers can’t save you but, sometimes, Vegas\ncan!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Philosophy 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThose who get the punch lines\nmore often, are philosophical clowns!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<a name=\"__recording_6466177690\"><\/a>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Mathematics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tWhen the numeral zero is\nconsidered worthless, yet can be used as a place-maker and, somehow,\nis both a real and imaginary number, numerology is never a\nproblem.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: The Fine Art Of Anarchistic Facilitation 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tWhen\nyou know damned well, there’s never been anybody in charge around\nhere, harmony neither acts nor reasons, as we dance delightfully\nbetween invisible moonbeams! Somehow knowing, without knowing if we\nactually know a damn thing! Sometimes, doing nothing, absolutely\nnothing whatsoever, is the best damn decision you could have ever\nmade!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Yogi Berra Yoda Mental Judo And Aikido 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tLife\nIs Not A Box Of Chocolates! Whatever You Do, Don’t Drink The\nCool-Aid!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Cunning Linguistics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tSet Your Bullshit Free!\nAnd, See If It Comes Back To Haunt You! Go Ahead, Just Try Me! You\nWill Learn To Master, Your Lame Excuse For Professional Wrestling\nSmack Talk! We Meet At Last! Our Circle Jerk Is Complete: I AM YOUR\nFATHER!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nDude Himself, Was Hung Over.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<a name=\"__recording_6466386866\"><\/a>\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Civics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tA civil society relies upon\neveryone, occasionally, sharing their words and playing nice. If you\nare in this class, it is because you have not paid your bill! And,\nneed to learn how to share.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Physical Education 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThe Truth Only Hurts For\nA Reason! While, How Hard The Ground Is Whenever You Fall, Is Usually\nUp To You! Therefore, a comprehensive physical education requires the\nlights to not only be on, but somebody has to be home! What types of\nphysical education are appropriate to the individual, depends on how\nwell they happen to know themselves, and can refrain from killing\neach other.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Sex Education 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tIf you want a long and\nsatisfying sex life, never teach sex education! Or, anything for that\nmatter! And, of course: Avoid The Dude Like The\nPlague!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Hygiene 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tYou Stink! You Are Pathetic! Shower\nMore Often! Use Soap! Change Your Diet! At Least Have The Courtesy To\nVacate The Room, Alone! Try To Exercise The Slightest Bit Of\nRestraint! Hygiene Class Is Next Door To The Humanities! Show At\nLeast A Little Dignity And Compassion For Your Fellow Man!<br\/>\n\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Humanities 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tHumanities is in the category\nof, ah, the humanities, while the UN has announced that there’s\nnobody in charge around here! So, its safe to assume, the Humanities\nare about to be sold to the highest bidder! Which, is technobabble\nfor, "The Lowest Common Denominator!" Something, The Dude\nhimself is intimately familiar with.<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThe Hygiene Class\nMay Have To Hire Substitute Teachers! Civics, could get interesting.\nNow, I know why everyone wants to work from home. Ordinarily, I’m a\npeople kind of guy, just ask my mother! The other day, I walked into\na bank, and they told me they’d have to arrest me, if I didn’t wear a\nmask! They had a full-time psychologist on staff, for anyone making\nthe minimum ten million dollar deposit, and wanted to ensure any cash\nin their bank accounts, remained healthy!<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAnywho, If\nanyone is interested in buying our Humanities course, we will be\nholding a silent auction, in the auditorium. The only people who will\ncensor you, is the republican party, who are coming next week, to go\nthrough the library. They already know the Dewy-Decimal\nsystem.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Library Science 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tLibraries are historical\ninstitutions, and there are still children’s museums all over the\ncountry, you can visit, for free! Frequently, filled with homeless\npeople, but the real libraries have all been sold to Amazon.com.\nWhich moved next door to the Pentagon, in Crystal City. In order to\nmake it easier for the republican party, to censor everything. And,\navoid having to lynch Big Bird, and burn down all our libraries! So,\nBuy American, From Amazon, And Support The Republican Party Censoring\nEveryone, without burning everything to the ground, or killing\nanyone. Half the population insists the government and corporations\nthey call evil, must lie to them for their own protection, so its\nonly prudent.<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tBut, Let The Bullshit Fly, In Every Damn\nDirection! For As Yea Sow, So Shall Yea Reap!<br\/>\nMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<a name=\"__recording_6466455888\"><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Announcements<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Spring\nBreak Has Been Canceled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tDue\nTo Global Warming, Environmental Destruction, And WWIII, all\nremaining extremely popular with the banks, who are struggling, in\npoverty, to earn a living. Therefore, Spring Break Has Been Canceled,\nForever. The CDC has now issued a warning, not to drink the water, or\nbreath the air. In response, the American Mental Health Association\nclaims that we should stop listening to all their dire warnings on\nTV, because our TVs and cellphones are now killing us in record\nnumbers. But, they leave the final decision up to the republican\nparty, and the Supreme Court, who are still busy right now\nprosecuting Donald Duck.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Geography 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tIn the middle of a desert plain,\nthe earth looks flat, from higher up, it doesn’t. In order to study\ngeography, you must go to the mountain! Its not going to come to you,\nand room service doesn’t keep any in stock, but you may yet discover,\nfor yourself, where in the world is Dora! Or, the nearest Chucky\nCheese. Of course, men often hate my geography class, because I\nalways remind them, wherever you go, there’s a gas station. Of\ncourse, at some gas stations you can buy a post card from the edge,\nyou know, one with a satellite photograph of the earth, from high\norbit and, maybe, wish you here.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Logistics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tMastering Sociology 101a first,\nis a requirement for this course, and Band Members are not allowed to\ntake this course but, its a long, safe, walk from Hygiene class and\nthe Humanities. Next to the Library.<br\/>\n\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Neurology 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAfter forty years of extensive\nstudies, neurologists concluded, our neurons organize like chickens,\nand so does the republican party. Worse still, a Game Theorist proved\nthat, if the human mind and brain had ever remotely resembled\nanything like reality, we would already be an extinct species.\nLikewise, other studies have indicated that intelligence has been\nvastly over-rated, by academia in particular, and AI is the future.\nBecause, of course, there never was any intelligent life around\nhere!<br\/>\n\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Game Theory 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAny clowns who believe life is\njust a game, will receive a thorough credit check, For Free!\nBackground checks, cost extra.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Home Economics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tFour walls surround a\nhearth, because of the doors, we may hold a fire drill. The Cafeteria\nis now accepting food stamps, for any food that isn’t cooked, which\nyou can bring here! But, faculty gets first dibs! We’re trying to get\nmore creative, with our budget!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Art 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tRather than eliminating our\ncomprehensive arts program altogether, we have decided to combine it\nwith Sociology 101a, and ask that people refrain from eating the\ncrayons and play dough, Or Else! We’ll Take Them Away From\nYou!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Now And Zen Everywhen 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThat Was Zen, This Is\nNow! Everywhen! But, Now And Again, Everywhen, Has A Zen Moment.\nWhich Is Why, We Can Always Do The Time Warp Again! Because The Zen\nAre Already Warped! Everything, Everywhere, Everywhen, EveryZen, All\nOver Again! Michele Yo can do a song and dance! Jackie Chan Can Make\nAnyone Laugh! When He Breaks His Tailbone, Yet Again!<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tLet’s\nDo The Time Warp Again! Its Just A Step To The\nLeft…<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Fractal Geometry 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAnything that has no\nshape, does not exist.<br\/>\n\tAnything that copies a shape,\nexists.<br\/>\n\tAnything that has too much shape, should not exist!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\tAnything\nthat is out of shape, is shapeless.<br\/>\n\tAnything That Is Copied\nFrom One Another, Will Automatically Receive An "F"!<br\/>\n\tPass\nYour Test Papers forward!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Chaos Theory 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tIf quanta were entirely\nrandom, quantum mechanics would consist of useless mathematics. If\nthey were perfectly orderly, their mathematicians and physicists\nwould all be worthless statisticians. Chaos Theory assumes that\ncalling quanta "random", Ain’t Nothin’ But A Random\nStatistical Label! When Ya Gotta Have Something, If Ya Wanna Dance\nWith Me!<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tGo Ahead, Take Your Best Shot… I’m From\nMissouri Myself, The "Show Me" State, On My Mother’s Side!\nFrom Time To Time, A Little Chaos Is Just What The Good Dr Ordered!\nDr Who That Is, He Wants To Pay Horton A Visit!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Management 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThose Who Can Do, The Rest\nManage, OR NOT! Its The Simple Shit, That Always Gets You! So, Keep\nIt Simple Stupid! Or, Things Can Get Just A Little Too Interesting,\nWay Too Fast!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Singularity Physics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEverywhere\nYou Go In A Singularity, There You Are! Get Over It Already! Don’t\nMake Me Repeat Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: White Hole Physics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEveryone\nwho has ever had experience, with real estate agents, knows damned\nwell, what Black Holes are like. White Holes, are over-priced White\nElephants, often sold by seven wiseguys, all pretending to be blind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Nonlinear Temporal Dynamics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBing,\nBing, Bing… Bong, Bong, Bong…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Linear Temporal Dynamics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThink\nNot Outside Of The Box! Its A Train Wreak In Motion! Instead,\nPractice Your Nonlinear Temporal Dynamics! And, Pray, If You Believe\nIn A Higher Power!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Alcohol And Substance Abuse 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHello,\nmy name is Yoda, and I really wanted to be an alcoholic, I think,\nanyway I’m pretty sure I tried, but I kept blacking out. So, I\ndecided to blow up my fucking TV, and get out of the house more\noften. The Yellow Pages suck for finding people who want to talk! So,\nI went to AA and NA meetings instead. They have Free Coffee! If they\ndon’t have the good stuff, just go another meeting. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBridge\nClubs Rule! Black Outs Suck! Or, So They Tell Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Enlightenment 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tClarity\nCan Be A Discerning Detail, But Only If You Paid Your Electric Bill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Evolution 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSome\nDays, You Get The Bear And, Sometimes, The Bear Gets You! Think Not\nOutside Of The Box! All The Evidence Indicates That Your Brain Did\nNot Evolve For Thinking, Stupid! But, For Running! While, Watching\nWhere The Hell You’re Going! The Best Way To Increase Your IQ, Is\nTake Up Jogging.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\tHuh,\nhuh, huh, huh, I’m Hunting Wabbit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Medicine 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHypocrites\nSet The Standard, For The Entire Medical Profession, When He Urged\nPhysicians Everywhere To, "Do No Harm". To Instead, Wipe\nPeople’s Asses Gently, And Ensure They Dig The Shitter Downwind, And\nAway From Any Water They Drink! But, He Couldn’t Prevent The Idiots\nFrom Gibbering Complete Nonsense! While, Injuring Themselves And Each\nOther Repeatedly, Imitating Professional Wrestling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Statistics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYogi\nBerra Was A Baseball Player, Who Was Way Far Out In Left, When He Ran\nIn One Day, Excitedly Shouting Out His Latest And Greatest Discovery!\nThat, 90% Of Baseball Is Half-Mental! And, Was Immediately Signed Up\nBy The Kentucky Fried Chicken Franchise! Proving that, Sometimes, It\nReally Does Pay, To Over Estimate The Value Of Any Statistics, And\nWannabe Statisticians!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\tMass\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Civil Rights 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nYou Are Not Civil, I Will Give You My Right Hook!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Equal Rights 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBilly\nJean King Defined Equal Rights, For A Generation Of Young Women! By\nMaking A Shitload Of Money! Off Some Poor Slob, She Embarrassed The\nHell Out Of, Who Only Thought He Knew How To Play Tennis! When She\nSuckered Him Into Giving A Live Performance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\tTennis\nAnyone?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Calculus 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nAsymptote That Can Be Spoken Of, Is Not The True Asymptote! Its A\nCheap Imitation You Can Buy Online, At Amazon.com! They censor all\ntheir books, like everyone else so, Get Over It Already!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Algebra 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nYou Are In This Class, It Is Because, You Are All Grade "A"\nMaterial! And, I Expect Nothing Less From All Of You, Than An "A!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Spanish 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOn\nOur Field-Trip To Tijuana, Try To Stay Together, And Remember The\nPhrase, "Donde Esta El Bano!" The local shops and\nrestaurants have requested it. They enjoy comparing foreign\naccidents, and love a good challenge! If You Want A Discount, Use The\nSecret Phrase, That I Just Gave You, And Ask For Cheech And Chong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Glee Club 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t"Don’t\nWorry, Be Happy! Fart, And Be Happy! Happy Campers You Are, Happy\nCampers You Shall Always Be! Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy! Fart, And Be\nHappy Campers!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: International Politics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nare prepared to sell this class at the silent auction, along with the\nHumanities as, currently, just not worth anyone’s time. Anymore than\ndomestic politics, or watching the boob tube. You Get The Politics\nYou Can Afford! While, only the top 1% can afford anything remotely\nlike politics, these days! If the price goes up any higher, the only\npeople who will be able to afford politics, will live in orbit! Or,\nOn Mars! Even the UN suddenly agrees, There’s Nobody In Charge Around\nHere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Grammar 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\ndecided to try a little experiment, just to see what happens, and\nteach two different grammars! You Are Our Grade "A"\nExperimental Test Subjects! And, I expect to get an "A" out\nof all of you! Ebonics never caught on, so we’re trying to be more\ncreative, especially with our budgets. Since none of you even knows\nhow to use a stupid dictionary, this could take awhile. Please, try\nto be patient with us, we are trying ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Debate Team 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nDebate Team Expects Nothing Less Than Razor Sharp Minds And Words,\nOut Of Each And Every One Of You! But, Freedom Of Speech Begins With\nOwning Your Own Words! So, Shut The Fuck Up! And, Repeat After Me,\nPete And Repeat! "Yosa Massa Yoda, You The Boss! What You Want\nBoss?"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Detention 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nof you are free to go, but be sure your slips are signed before you\nleave. Except for you two: Pete And Repeat! The Only Two People In\nHistory, To Ever Fail Detention, Repeatedly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Cafeteria Science 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\nCafeteria is still open, if anyone’s interested but, due to budget\ncuts, all we have left are Fruity Pebbles, and a delicious assortment\nof jelly beans. Even if they’re stale. A reminder, that you can\npurchase uncooked food, from the cafeteria, using food stamps! And,\ncook them, in Home Economics! On Sale Today, Its Shake-N-Bake! And,\nWe Helped Ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnother\nreminder, to clean up after yourselves, Or: Eat Fruity Pebbles and\nStale Jelly Beans! We Wouldn’t Want Anyone To Go Hungry! Now Would\nWe! We Wouldn’t Even Be Doing All Of This, If It Were Not For The\nEndless Food Fights! Get A Life People, Preferably One Of Your Own!\nThey’re Giving Them Away For Free, At Chuckie Cheese!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Marketing 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThis\nMarketing class has been canceled, due to the guy teaching it,\nfrankly, being full of crap. His Bullshit Kung Fu Was Just Not Doing\nThe Job, nor did his resume cut the mustard. But, I heard he got\nanother job, selling insurance. To little old ladies! So, everything\nworked out in the end and, he says, he’s going into politics next,\nand assures us that we’ll never see him again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Computer Science 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nvast majority, of computers today, are Von Neumann Machines, based on\nthe principle of GIGO, or garbage in, garbage out! This describes a\ngarbage can, and the geometry of the garbage can, and the garbage\nitself, can be crucial, and present a serious fire hazard,\nespecially, when used for oily rags online! In contrast, analog\ndevices are all based on the principle that crap rolls downhill, and\ncan take forever to get there, without a little help! Since someone\nkeeps shoveling crap into the machine, Three Stooges Logic always\napplies, and the trick is to see just how fast you can encourage the\ncrap, to Hit Rock Bottom, On The Vaudeville Stage And Theater!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSo,\nTake Your Pick, More Garbage, Or Three Stooges Slapstick? Of Course,\nThere Are Countless Inbred Hybrid Designs To Choose From As Well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Environmental Sciences 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nhave decided to put this class up for auction as well, along with the\nothers. After talking to physicists, and other scientists, frequently\non a daily basis, for many decades, they all told me to: "Shut\nThe Fuck Up!" And, censored me or, "Shut The Fuck Up"\nthemselves, and never talked to me again. One scientist asked me what\ncan be done to Save Humanity! From the endless list of man-made\ncatastrophes, and I angrily suggested he find out who is teaching all\nthese idiots, how to destroy the planet faster! Of course, he never\nspoke to me again. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey’re\nso incompetent, that they frequently cannot teach a child how to use\na dictionary, if their lives depended on it. Call Me Brain Damaged!\nBut, Either The Right Hand Knows What The Left One Is Doing, Or We’re\nAll Screwed! ALL EIGHT BILLION OF US! Personally, I have better\nthings to do with my time, then waste it talking to complete idiots,\nHellbent On Destroying The Entire Planet! The bullshit that never\nflew before, still can’t get off the ground, and sinks right through\nthe floor! A Rose Is A Rose, By Any Other Name! And, A Pile Of Crap A\nMile Long, Doth Smell Every Bit As Bad! Even, In Latin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nBest Thing For The Environment, If You Want My Opinion, Is If\nEveryone Stopped Talking To Academics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Artificial Intelligence 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnalog\nLogic happens to be Taboo in academia, making Academic Artificial\nIntelligence a complete oxymoron, and all of their AI schizophrenic.\nThey’re still using Shannon Entropy to design them, when its already\nproven to be wrong, and the idiots are so contentious, they don’t\neven know how to share their words, and play nice. So, I did a\ncomplete end-run around academia, rewriting the book on Artificial\nIntelligence, as entirely meaningless, unless the lights are not only\non, but somebody is actually home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\nPattern Matching, to amplify the Quantum Observer Effect, and\nautomate the Truth itself, as an "Information Singularity."\nDream Weaver, Tar Baby, Extra Sticky Fingers, Gonna Getcha! If you\nrefuse to share your words and play nice, On Mama Nature’s\nPlayground! You didn’t think you could get away with it, Did You!\nBelieve it or not, Mama Nature is a personal friend of mine! While,\nAll Of Your Friends Are Destroying The Planet! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThere’s\nonly about 350 million people who know the math I’m using! And, ITS\nNO LESS THAN 12,000 YEARS OLD! Academics are stealing it from us!\nBecause they don’t know the math! Guess What? Not Everybody Who Knows\nThis Math Is An Insane Teacher! And, They’re Frequently Better\nStudents Of Mama Nature! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nmay not always know the truth, but I know a line of crap a mile long\nwhen I hear it! And, am all too familiar with the more Enormous\nCircle Jerks On The Planet! The Lorax Asked Who Speaks For The Trees?\nI DO DAMMIT! Trust me, or not, you will live to regret your choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Instant Karma 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYogi\nBerra was a baseball player of little brain, but even he knew damned\nwell, If Ya Don’t Know Where Your Goin’, You Might Already Be There!\nBe Here Now! Be Beautiful Like Jimi On Guitar! OR, ELSE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Dharma 101a Special Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nDharma That Can Be Spoken Of, Is Worthless Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Communications 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nNobody’s Listening, Shut The Fuck Up! Gentlemen, What We Have Hear,\nIs A Failure To Communicate! Read My Lips! Learn How To Use A\nDictionary! Let Me Be More Blunt: Share Your Words, And Play Nice, OR\nELSE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Rocket Science 101a Special Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nTheir Infinite, Innocent, Infantile Wisdom, From High Above Any\nExisting Lofty Ivory Tower, NASA Rocket Scientists Have Graced Us,\nWith Yet Another Press Release! Blaming Everyone In The World, For\nRefusing To Listen, To Their Repeated Dire Warnings For, GLOBAL\nWARMING! Anonymous Sources Have Been Quoted As Saying, "None Of\nYou Idiots Can Even Use A Stupid Dictionary, But We Decided To Warn\nYou Anyway! Shame On You!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Brain Surgery 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDue\nTo His Laboratory Unexpectedly Burning To The Ground! Dr Frankenstein\nhas announced his intention to move to Australia, with the insurance\nmoney, and hopes to avoid, Burning Down The House Again! Instead, he\nwants to experiment on live monkeys instead, as much safer. Many\nsympathize with his sudden tragic loss, and wish him nothing but good\nfortune in Australia. His work is invaluable to the medical\nprofession, and his selfless ambition is nothing less, than to\nproduce immortality for everyone! By, merely transplanting the head\nof one monkey, onto the body of another! He also hopes to produce,\nhis own version of, "Planet Of The Apes!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDr\nFrankenstein is a well known animal rights activist: HE EVEN EATS\nVEGAN! And, is extremely health conscious, while still pumping iron\nfor his Professional Wrestling Debus. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Mental Health 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nAn Insane World, Sanity Is Flat-Out Impossible! So, Get Over It\nAlready! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nCarl\nRogers Was Mr Rogers! Get Over It Already!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Illegal Aliens 101a For Newbies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\npolice have asked us to request illegal aliens, stop trying to bribe\nthem! Normally, I don’t speak for the cops, but they say you can’t\nafford them, and its getting embarrassing. They are not Professional\nWrestlers, nor do they work for the Cartels, and to please try to\nshow just a little more respect for the law! You would think its a\nfree country! You guys don’t even know how to bribe cops! You have to\nbribe City Hall first! You simply cannot afford City Hall! Why in the\nHell do you think you’re here in the US in the first place!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Abject Stupidity 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFrankly,\nPete and Repeat! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nWe\nInvented This Class, Just For The Two Of You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nthought long and hard about it…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGo\nSee The School Nurse! Oh, I Am The School Nurse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBendover\nand assume the position!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwant to know just how hot you get!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\ninsurance, only covers so much!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOtherwise,\nI’d take you out back of the school!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\ntwo of you are so lame, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nI\ncould fight you both with one hand tied behind my back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwould hand you over to the cops,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nyou wouldn’t last a day in a drunk tank!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nCount Your Blessings, And Bendover, And Assume the Position!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Global Warming 101a…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nare trying our best to use fewer electrons, hoping to combat Global\nWarming but, ever since our computers fried in the heat, from the\nfire, and shutting off the air-conditioner would be suicide, we’re\nasking for suggestions. Any concerning how to deal with Global\nWarming. Magic Crystals, whatever ya got. We already tried "Magic\nSea Horses", and they were delicious, but wild, and now an\nendangered species, like the rest of us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlgae\nappear to be the future, on the lunch menu that is, and we’re\nbeginning to get desperate. Some are suggesting we call it, "Soylant\nGreen" while, others, are suggesting we "Eat The Rich",\nbut nobody I know can afford to eat rich food, much less, the rich!\nAnd, eating each other, is a good way to get yourself killed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Numerology 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nLets\ngo by the numbers, just for once, shall we? And, go over these\nnumbers one at a time, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nPete\nAnd Repeat! One Plus One, Equals Two! I want to make damn straight\nsure you actually comprehend! All The MATH You Have Copied, Off Other\nPeople’s Papers! AND, ALL THE NUMEROLOGY YOU ADDED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Anarchism 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nleave the room for thirty seconds, and all HELL breaks loose! Where’s\nMother Jones With Her Broom When You Need Her! The only other person\nI know of, who refused to labeled a "Political-Anarchist!"\nBecause, of course, she knew how to share her words and play nice!\nAnd, knew damned well, EXACTLY WHO DIDN’T! SOME, BY FIRST NAME! You\nguys are living in the Matrix! With Elon Musk! Already, somewhere on\nMars! Next, you’ll be demanding a "Twitter Class" For\nComplete Twits! Jerry’s Kids, For Twitter Twits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Agricultural Science 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tContributing\nto Global Warming and Environmental Destruction is for commercial\nagriculture! And, NOT ACCEPTABLE IN THIS SCHOOL! NOR, IS BURNING DOWN\nTHE HOUSE! While, agriculture is a touchy subject right now! When the\nslightest sparks can ignite a forest fire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Animal Husbandry 101a For Newbies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\nofficial, all the animals are dying. ALL OF THEM. Soon, there may no\nlonger be even enough fish in the sea. So, we canceled this class,\nbut the Pet Store still sells gerbils. Dr Strangelove is working on\nproducing genetically engineered Star Trek Tribbles! Of course, the\nproblem is, they don’t prevent you from dying, so Klingons hate them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Time Travel 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThis\nis most certainly NOT! Back To The Future! Your skateboards are not\n"hoverboards!" I love a good skateboard as much as anyone!\nWith real trucks and real wheels! BIG WHEELS! But, if you only care\nabout skating through life, make it at least count for something!\nOther than, killing yourselves, or unwary passing pedestrians! I\nsuggest you: BLOW UP YOUR FUCKING TV! Its obviously, rotting your\nbrain! Stop watching reruns of Gilligan’s Island and Beavis And\nButthead! WATCH BETTER CARTOONS! PAY ATTENTION TO THE CARTOON! THE\nROARING SILENCE, IS YOUR BRAIN, GOING DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN! WHILE,\nTHE DAMN REMOTE, IS STILL IN YOUR FUCKING HAND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nRemember:\nA Jedi’s Light Saber, Is Useless, For Smoking Crack In The Garage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCrack\nIs Beyond Wacky Tacky Tasteless Bullshit, And You Only Wish It Was\nOdorless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’m\nGreen, That Doesn’t Mean I’m Naive! It Means, I’m Permanently Pissed\nOff!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nI Haven’t Been Laid In Over Eight Hundred Years! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nPreferring\nTo Spend My Time Practicing With My Light Saber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nDON’T TEMPT ME! OR, ELSE! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nYou\nWill Find Out, Just How Skilled I Really Am!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWith\nMy Light Saber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Meteorology 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tGlobal\nWarming has already ensured that attempting to even discuss the\nweather, is now considered quite rude. Personally, I’m not a porn\nstar, on the boob tube, flashing my tits at you, and I like to run my\nmouth, and cuss like a sailor, but I don’t get paid enough to avoid\nbeing censored! Nonetheless, some still like it hot, so we’re selling\nthis class, to the highest bidder. Maybe Fox News or Meta! They’re\nbring the weather girl to VR headsets! SO, YOU CAN BE A COUCH POTATO,\nFOR THE REST OF YOU SHORT LIFE! AND, NEVER HAVE TO LOOK OUT THE\nFUCKING WINDOW AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Wave Physics 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAfter\na century of searching for room temperature superconductivity, at\nlong last, physicists have finally discovered a possible answer.\nReporting that the secret seems to be to:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSwing\nYour Hips Like Elvis, using wild oscillating gyrations! Life Is Wavy\nGravy Baby, In Any Singularity! Yet, physicists are only now\nbeginning to catch on, that its Singularity Physics 101! TOO MUCH\nMENTAL MASTURBATION, CAN ONLY MAKE YOU GO BLIND! WHILE, THE LOUDER\nYOU SHOUT INTO THE MICROPHONE, THE MORE DEAF YOU BECOME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIts\nofficial baby, academic objectivity is now on sale! At the fucking\nDollar Store! But, they hate to admit it, and prefer to censor\neverything instead. BEING SENSITIVE, ABOUT JUST ANY DAMN FOOL,\nTOUCHING THEIR DIAPER! But, their favorite realy TV show is about to\nreceive, YET ANOTHER EXPENSIVE REALITY CHECK! While, everyone I know\nhas been yelling all along: CHANGE THE FUCKING CHANNEL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEither\nyou know how to share your words and play nice on the damned\nplayground kid, or go home, and give it up. STOP SHOOTING YOUR MOUTH\nOFF! YOU ARE MERELY CONTRIBUTING TO GLOBAL WARMING! WITH ALL THE\nENDLESS CRAP YOU KEEP SPOUTING! Leave the rest of us, alone, to die\nin peace, or rise to the occasion! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTELL\nIT FOX NEWS! SEE IF THEY GIVE A CRAP! Leaving the real talking, to\nthe adults. The latest studies all confirm, all with the other\ndrunken slobs, ACADEMICS CONTRIBUTE THE MOST HOT AIR OF ALL! FILM AT\n11:00PM, ON FOX NEWS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Assholes 101a For Assholes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnly\nAn Asshole Would Care, What Goes Into Someone Asshole, And Who Puts\nIt There!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nDon’t Be An ASSHOLE! Use The Damn Suppositories I Already Gave You!\nYou Can’t Seriously Expect Me To Do This For You All The Time! Stop\nTrying To Argue With Me:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBENDOVER,\nAND ASSUME THE POSITION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThis\nCourse, Is Not An Elective!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Etiquette 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPeople\nAre Strange, When You’re A Stranger, So Learn How To Be On Your Best\nBehavior! OR, ELSE! Faces Look Ugly, When You’re Unwanted, WOMEN SEEM\nEVIL AND WICKED! WHEN YOU ARE UNWANTED! STREETS ARE ONLY A HOLE IN\nTHE GUTTER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDON’T\nGO THERE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Ignorant Bliss 101a For Assholes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nIgnorant Bliss That Can Be Spoken Of, Can Never Quite Do The Unspoken\nIgnorant Bliss Complete Justice! SO, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! Fart, And\nBe Happy Campers! OR, ELSE! We Closed All The Vents In This Room,\nJust For You To Experience, The Full Impact, Of Your Own Ignorant\nBliss! Why Did You Think I Gave You Suppositories In The First Place!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nNow,\nBreath, Breath In The Air, Don’t Be Afraid, To Care….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou’re\nIn Safe Hands Now, With Massa Yoda, At The State Funny Farm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nAt Piece, Or Become A Peace Of Work, I’d Rather Not Deal With!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nHoney Bucket Is In The Corner, Along With The Dunce Cap.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Accounting 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nThis Day And Age Of Global Warming, Environmental Destruction, And\nImpending Doom, Gloom, And Apocalypse, Our Budgets And Bank Accounts\nAre Insufficient! We Now Have No Real Choice: PAY IT FORWARD SUCKER,\nOR DIE! There’s Only So Much Room Left On Life-Raft Planet Earth! FOR\nMORE LOWBROW THREE STOOGES SLAPSTICK! We Must All Decide For\nOurselves, What Is A Slave, And Who Is The Master! It Matters Not,\nHow Straight The Gate, How Charged The Scripture Of The Scroll! We\nAre The Masters Of Our Own Fates! The Captains Of Our Immortal Souls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMars\nIs Not Nearly As Far Away As You Might Think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nWay Too Fucking Expensive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nIts All Hands On Deck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLet\nMe Hear You Shout It!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nSAY WE ALL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUSA,\nMASSA YODA, YOUSA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Driver’s License 101a Remedial Course!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDriving\nOur Only Student Driving Car, Right Over The Fucking Cliff! Is Simply\nNot Acceptable! Sadly, We Simply Cannot Afford The Insurance.\nThankfully, The Girl Scouts Sold Cookies For A New One! However, I\nAssured Everyone, Including Their Troop Leader:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIT\nWOULD NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nSO,\nBENDOVER, AND ASSUME THE POSITION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Theology 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nYou Never Learn Anything Else, Know This, For Yourself! And, Know\nThyself, There’s No Shame In It! Karma Is Only A Bitch, Because God\nNever Makes Mistakes! And, Anyone Who Tells You Otherwise, IS A\nFUCKING LIAR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Meditation 101a For Assholes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMeditate,\nUpon The Sublime Lime Jell-O! Pete And Repeat! We Collectively\nDecided To Create This Special Class, Just For You Two! Oh, Its my\nlunch time! I Love A Good Show When I Eat! Now, Don’t Move, Don’t\nMove An Inch! Just Breath, Breath In The Air… Now I’m Going To\nListen To Little White Noise! My Fingernails, On The Chalk Board! Of\nCourse, I Have Noise Canceling Headphones! I’m Teacher, And We Always\nBuy Best!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDamn,\nSomeone Opened The Vents!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Miracles & Wonders! 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNobody\nI Know Every Did A Damn Thing To Deserve To Be Born! The Miracle Is\nThat This Sad Excuse For Humanity, Has Actually Survived This Long!\nBut, Curiosity Killed The Cat, And You Never Wanna Know How Hot Dogs\nAre Made! Thus, Wonder Remains The Beginning Of All Wisdom, Or You\nQuickly Discover, Who Has Become Your Own Worst Enemy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Circle Jerks 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI’ll\nBe The Round About, My Words Will Take You Out And Out! We’ll Spend\nThe Day…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nWay! GO AHEAD, HAVE IT YOUR WAY! I WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Ancient Wisdom 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nPast Is Not Just A Memory, The Future Is Not Just A Dream, IN THE\nNOW, IS THE REALITY! That Was Zen, This Is NOW! So, Fart And Be Happy\nCampers! Or, Go To Bed Without Your Supper! HOW CAN YOU EAT YOUR\nPUDDING WITHOUT A SPOON!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Blind Justice 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nDevil Went Down To Georgia, Down To The Cross-Roads, Just To Get His\nMug Shots! Interpol Won’t Be Able To Print His New Wanted Posters\nFast Enough! He Has Fans Everywhere, And Has Been Indited For\nTrafficking In Counterfeit Copies Of His Own Posters. Thus Far, He\nHas Eluded Capture, And Escaped From Every Preschool And Kindergarten\nHe Was Sent To, And Is Currently Believed To Be In Desperate Need Of\nA Diaper Change. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nSupreme Court Has Ruled That Copyright Infringement Is A Capital\nCrime, Punishable By Death, Especially In The Case Of Mickey Mouse!\nMicrosoft Has Supported Their Ruling. Be Advised: Approach Donald\nDuck With Caution!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNow,\nThe Supreme Court Is Complaining That Congress Needs To Write A New\nConstitution, And There Simply Ain’t No Damn Justice; IN OR OUT OF\nCOURT! Justice Rolls Off The Tongue, Like Fine Wine, Or Pure\nMoonshine! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI’m\nBeing Followed By A Moonshadow… Moonshadow… Moonshadow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJustice\nIs Blind, Because They Never Do Get The Punchlines! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nMental\nMasturbation Never Did Cut The Mustard And,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMerely\nGreases Palms! SO, DON’T DO THE CRIME, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU CAN’T PAY THE DIME! DON’T DO IT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThrow\nAll The Lawyers Into The Sea If You Really Want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nOnly After You Copyright And Patent The Machine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAn\nElectromagnetic Mass Launcher, Throws Crap Much Further!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nIs The Most Reliable For The Job!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYou\nCan Publish Such Plans In The Public Domain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nCopyright Them As Complete Fiction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nAlso Happens To Describe Reality,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAccording\nTo Mathematics And Physics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nIt Would Still Contribute To Global Warming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLikely,\nKilling Every Remaining Shark In The Seven Seas!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nIf We Let The Lawyers Live, They’ll Kill Us With All The Hot Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHate,\nIs Such A Terrible Thing To Waste, On Mindless Cold-Blooded Animals!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nAre Rapidly Going Extinct, Along With The Rest Of Us! When Justice Is\nLost, There Remains Only Ritual Justice, And There Ain’t No Justice,\nIn Or Out Of Court. Justice Becomes A Blow-Hard, Merely Contributing\nTo Global Warming. And, A Ritual That Nobody I Know Can Afford!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNot\nAt The Prices She Demands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Gambling 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nMafia Has Some Right To Claim, They Own Vegas, If For No Other\nReason, Then Because They’re Italian! YOU, YOU, YOU! Do Not Own The\nFucking Bathroom! Nor Is It A Motel 8 Ball For You To Move Into! If\nYou Are Hellbent On Getting Killed Faster, Keep Using Loaded Dice In\nThe Middle Of Harlem! Its Just Faster, Vegas Has A Psych Ward,\nHarlem, Never Needed One, But The Mafia Wouldn’t Give You Two A Job\nScrubbing Toilets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Childhood’s End 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nLorax Warned Us All, But None Dared Step Forward To Speak For The\nTrees.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nListen For The Sound Of One Hand Clapping, In Yet Another Dimension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nSame Hollow Ringing Sound, That The Supreme Court Makes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nThey Finally Decide To Pretend To Make A Decision!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt\nIs The Sound And The Fury, Of Money Doing All Of The Driving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMoney\nDoing All Of The Talking, Worth Anyone Listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nThe Lights Are Only Left On Because Nobody’s Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nSame Roaring Silence, Of A Train wreak In Motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSignifying\nNothing Except, More Childish Pretensions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nMoney Does All The Talking, None Bothers To Listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nArthur\nC. Clark Was A Child Himself With Romantic Notions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLiving\nIn His Own Private Idaho Fantasy World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAny\nDamn Fool Who Romanticizes Puberty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMust\nBe Insane Or, Still A Damn Child!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChevy\nChase Kept Falling On His Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nArlo\nGuthrie, Became A Nature Boy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPumping\nIron On The Beach Of Maui!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAllan\nWatts Was Another Academic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nTaboo Against Knowing Who You Are Is Medieval!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInstead,\nTrust In The Timeless Wisdom Of Socrates!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnow\nThyself, There Is No Shame In It!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nWe Must All Inevitably Grow Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStop\nJacking Off, Like The Supreme Court!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStop\nPissing All Over Ourselves Like Congress!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClass\nDismissed, Now Be Sure To Behave Yourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt\nOnly Hurts Worse When You Can’t Laugh Anymore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nDon’t Get Carried Away, Or You’ll Merely Go Blind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Poetry In Motion 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMy\nMama Never Done Told Me The Facts Of Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nI Decided To Take Up Animal Husbandry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nPeople Call Me Poetry In Motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCause\nI’m In Need Of Some Restraint!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnastasia,\nScreemed And Begged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\nCourse, I’m Married To My Job!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nAnother Animal Rights Activist!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nTell You One Time, You’re To Blame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDefending\nThe Ecology For Corporations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nPlease Allow Me To Introduce Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’m\nA Man Of Wealth And Taste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUse\nAll Your Well Learned Politeness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr,\nI’ll Lay Your Soul To Waste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPleased\nTo Meet You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHope\nYou Guess My Name!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nWhat’s Puzzling You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nThe Nature Of My Game!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHave\nSome Courtesty, Some Sympathy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’m\nA Man Of Extreme Wealth And Taste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nShouted Out Who Killed The Kennedys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nAfter All It Was You And Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWoo-Woo,\nWoo-Woo, Woo-Woo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n Pleased\nTo Meet You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWon’t\nYou Guess My Name!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nAs Every Cop Is A Criminal!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nAll The Damned Sinners Saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nHeads Is Tails, Just Call Me Lucifer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStole\nMany A Man’s Lame Soul And Faith!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGet\nDown Yea, Get On Down To The Ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake\nMy Number, I’m A High Paid Consultant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nThe Pentagon, Who Know Me Dr Strangelove!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRolling\nStones, Massa Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tReal\nPoetry In Motion, Never Has Sypathy For The Devil, Nor The Slightest\nBit Of Mercy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nLet\nMe Here You Say:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nSay We All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Bullshit Kung Fu: Mass Media Bullshit 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nLorax Demanded To Know, Who Speaks For The Trees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nTo Have People Assume He Was Their Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLike\nHorton, Come To Save Them From Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nSilence Is Still Deafening The Lorax Complained!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nThe Great Lorax, Was Never Heard From Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPersonal\nGrowth Demands Greater Personal Sacrifice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nSpeaks For The Trees, None Speaks For Ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’ve\nAll Heard This Same, Mass Media Bullshit Before!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRise\nUp! Rainbow Warriors, Rise Up, Speak For The Trees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRemember\nThe Lorax, Who Was Our One Damn Good Friend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nWho Has Not Been Heard From Ever Since, He Complained!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDr\nSeuss, Massa Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tToo\nMany Today Are Now Dying From A Broken Heart! In A Broken World, That\nNo Longer Has Any Love To Spare! Like The Lorax, They Have Retreated\nFrom The Walking Dead Zombies, Killing Everything In Sight,\nEverything They Touch, Including The Human Heart! Blow Up Your TV,\nThrow Away Your Papers, Move Into The Country, And Learn How To Speak\nFor The Trees, And Fight For Your Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nLet\nMe Hear Shout It Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nSAY WE ALL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Copycat Copyrights 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCopying\nCopyrights, Or Answers Off Someone Else’s Paper, Is Punishable By\nDeath!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMicrosoft\nIs Putting Watermarks On Everything, Including Ourselves. The Number\nOf The Beast Is Now Stamped On Every Electronic Device, And We Are\nNext! Copying Anyone’s Answers Off Their Papers, Has Now Become\nPunishable By Death! While, Black Lives No Longer Matter! They Are\nBut The First To Be Sacrificed, On Wall Street Alters, And In The\nPentagon’s Basement.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAsk\nYourselves, How Much Blood Has Been Sacrificed To Beavis And Butthead\nOnline! Ask Yourself, At What Great Cost Do We Sacrifice Our\nHumanity, On The Alter Of Mammon, In A World Rapidly Spiraling Down\nThe Fucking Toilet! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Mental Slavery 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMental\nSlavery Is Origin Of All Slavery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPromoted\nTo This Very Day By Academia!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nCould Not Teach A Child How To Even Use A Dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nSave A Single Black Life, Much Less Their Very Own!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlacks\nAnd Children Are Canaries In The Coal Mines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nThey Die, It Means The Rest Are Next!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEmancipate\nYourself From Mental Slavery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nBut Ourselves Can Free Our Minds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHave\nNo Fear For Atomic Energy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nNone Of Them Can Stop The Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nIs No Point In Shouting At The Deaf!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nIs No Point In Watching Idiots Debate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nArguing\nNonstop Over The Definition Of Stupid!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCovering\nTheir Ears, Screaming I Can’t Hear You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Have, Too Much Time On Your Hands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nYou Must Make The Time, Or Soon Die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRise\nAbove Yourself And Rise To The Occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nThere Is No Real Time Left For Any To Waste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLearn\nTo Be Still, Listening To The Sound Of Silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nEndlessly Screaming At The Top Of Your Lungs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nALL\nTHE PEOPLE AND ANIMALS ARE NOW DYING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nMENTAL SLAVERY, IS COMPOSED OF RITUALS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nDEAD END OF ALL HONESTY AND COMPASSION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nBEGINNING OF DONALD DUCK’S TOTAL CONFUSION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBob\nMarley, Massa Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Desperation 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDesperate\nPeople Do Desperate Things:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nINCLUDING\nLYING NONSTOP, AS IF THEY WERE DONALD DUCK! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nOr,\nTraders On The NYSE! Avoid Desperation At All Costs, Learn How To\nShare Your Words And Play Nice! OR, I WILL SHOW THE REAL MEANING OF\nDESPERATION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: The Finger 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\tNever\nConfuse The Finger Pointing At The Moon, With The Moon Itself!\nRemaining Vigilant Whenever Approaching The Dark Side Of The Moon!\nCareful, To Bring K-Y With You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Hate 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPeople\nHate On Me All The Time, Been There, Done That, Got The Fucking\nT-Shirt, Because I Support Them! Even The Dali Lama Won’t Talk To Me,\nExcept When I’m Asleep! Of Course, I Talk To Myself All The Time In\nMy Sleep, But Never When Awake: Its A Sign Of Insanity! So, Please,\nFeel Perfectly Free, To Hate On Me All You Want, But Remember:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHATE\nIS SUCH A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE, ON ASSHOLES LIKE ME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Zen Bullshit 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nSchizophrenia That Can Be Spoken Of, Is Not The True Schizophrenia,\nJust Ask Any Psychologist! Therefore: MEDITATE UPON THE SUBLIME LIME\nJELL-O! While, I Hit You Over The Head, Gently, With My Yard Stick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Nobody Ever Listens To Me 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNobody\nEver Listens To Me, Not Least Of All Myself! So, Get Over It Already!\nOR, ELSE! You’ll Never Be Able To Hear Anyone Else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Time 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\nIt Comes To Time, 90% Of This Game Is Half-Mental! The Philosopher\nZeno, Believed That Time Is Either On Your Side, Or Against You! Are\nYou Moving Through Time? Or, Is Time Moving You? Is Anything Actually\nMoving At All? Einstein’s Relativity Describes "Time Dilation",\nSimilar To How Time Passes Slower, In A Waiting Room, Especially, At\nThat Time Of The Month, When You’re In A Rush Or, About To Die! In\nContrast, Quantum Mechanics Describe Time As Neither Existing, Nor\nNot Existing But, Rather, Begging The Question Of What Is The Sound\nOf One Hand Clapping, And Making No Damn Sense Whatsoever! These Are\nAll Timeless Questions, Which Are Still Being Investigated To This\nDay, But It Was The Ancient Greek Philosopher Heraclitus, Who Summed\nThem Up When He Asked Whether It Is Possible, For Anyone Individual\nTo Step Into The Same Pile Of Crap Twice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nIssue Of Exactly What Is Time, What Is The Time, Do Have Too Little,\nOr Too Much Time, And Is Time Merely The Deepest Pile Of Crap Ever\nConceived, Are Being Hotly Debated In Academia, Who Obviously Have\nToo Much Time On Their Hands. Proving That The Teacher’s Union Is\nEither On Your Side, And You Are Either On Time Or Not, Or I Will\nMake The Time, And Insist You Work Over-Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Buggering 101a For Buggers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nForce Is Strong With This One!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nA True Jedi Must Listen To Their Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nReally Hate When People Cuss Me Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nSomething I Really Prefer To Do Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPreferably,\nWhile Using Quantum Mechanics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFighting\nIn The Never-Ending Clone Wars!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrust\nMe, Incest Is Never Best!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhich\nIs Why We Banned Cloning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nA Fine Day To Be In The Marines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Just So Happen To Be A Marine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho’s\nNot A Clone Of An Inbred Asshole!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nListen To What Ya Mama Says!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSometimes,\nI Really Hate Myself In Earnest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut\nI Never Bother To Really Listen To Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nMama Give Me Endless Chores To Do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Are Very Good, And Listen To Ya Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShe\nMight Even Let You Pick Your Own Chores!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nListen To Mother Nature, Heed Her Warnings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nTo The Sounds Of Silence Emerge From Within!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR,\nELSE, YOU BECOME YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPAINTING\nA TARGET, FOR THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO\nWILL GLADLY OBLIGE YOUR SUICIDAL TENDENCIES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nYOU BECOME ABSOLUTELY USELESS TO ANYONE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Listening 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nSeldom Listen To Myself, Why Bother? Rather Than Listening To Trivial\nThings, A Great Jedi Feels The Force Flow Through Him, While\nListening To The Sounds Of Silence, And One Hand Clapping! Only Then,\nCan You Listen As Well As You Hear.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Grounded 101a For Inbred Assholes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYou’re\nGrounded! If You Sneak Out Again, And They Don’t Stomp You Into The\nDirt On The Playground, I Will!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Shut The Fuck Up! 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tStrong\nWinds Do Not Last, Nor Does The Pounding Rain SO, SHUT THE FUCK UP!\nOr, Someone Will Likely Pound Into The Dirt Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Playground Justice 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWe\nAre All Recidivists, Orphans, Lost Boys And Girls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStruggling\nTo Make More Sense Out Of Life On The Playground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nPlayground Justice Is Meted Out By Mama Nature Herself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nThe Only Hanging Judge Who Can Really Lock The Door!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nThrow Away The Key Forever, Is Always Ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet,\nThe Greater Truth We All Share Can Never Be Denied!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEmancipate\nYourself From Mental Slavery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nBut Ourselves Can Free Our Minds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHave\nNo Fear For Atomic Energy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nNone Of Them Can Stoppa Da Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWon’t\nYou Help Me Sing…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThese\nSongs Of Freedom…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey’re\nAll I’ve Ever Had…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShout\nIt Out Loud, SO SAY WE ALL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Pretty Words 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nAre All Immersed In Nature’s Undeniable Beauty, Even When We Live In\nThe City! Yet, The Most Beautiful Of All Things Great And Small, What\nForever Remains The Most Enchanting Music To My Tired Old Ears: IS\nTHE STUPID TRUTH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Nowhere Man 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEVERYWHERE\nYA GO, THERE YOU ARE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nIf Ya Don’t Know Where Yer Going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nMIGHT ALREADY BE THERE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHATEVER\nTHE HELL YOU DO:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEVER\nALLOW YOURSELF TO BECOME A NOWHERE MAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBefore\nYou Know It, You’ll Be Using A Bowl To Cut Your Hair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBetter\nTo Find At Least Enough Ambition To:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMEDITATE\nUPON THE SUBLIME LIME JELL-O!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nI Hit You Over The Head, Gently, With My Yard Stick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFART,\nCHANT, AND BE HAPPY, YAPPY, JOY, JOY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\tMEDITATE\nUPON THE SUBLIME LIME JELL-O! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nI HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD, GENTLY, WITH MY YARD STICK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFART,\nCHANT, AND BE TRULY STUPID! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nHARI,\nHARI, HAIRY HARI, RAMA, RAMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSING\nIT OUT LOUD: MY SWEET LORD…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMY,\nMY, OH, MY, MY, MY SWEET LORD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKRISHNA\nFOOD IS LIKE CHINESE FOOD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHALF\nAN HOUR LATER YOU’RE HUNGRY AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBE\nSURE TO SAY GRACE, IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMAKE\nSURE WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF TOILET PAPER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPETA\nIS COMING OVER LATER, TO FEED THE BABY ELEPHANT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Insanity 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI\nADMIT IT, I OVER DID IT! AND JOINED THE MARINES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nARE WHAT YOU IS, AND THAT’S ALL IT TIS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nBE STUPID, AND BE ALL YOU CAN BE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMY\nBROTHER-IN-LAW JOINED THE MARINES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nURUH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nHAVE A SPECIAL FAMILY CERIMONY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nJUST SUCH JOYOUS OCCASIONS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMARINES\nREQUIRE EXTENSIVE HOUSEBREAKING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nCAN ALWAYS TELL EXACTLY HOW LONG, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nA\nMARINE HAS BEEN AT ADRIFT SEA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBY\nHOW PISSED OFF THEY ARE:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAT\nNEVER GETTING LAID!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nITS\nALWAYS FIRST STAR ON THE RIGHT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nSTRAIGHT ON TIL MORNING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Bible Studies 101a For Shitheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMEDITATE\nUPON THE SUBLIME LIME JELL-O!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nI HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD, HARD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWITH\nMY GRANDMOTHER’S GIDEON’S BIBLE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGRANMA\nBABYSAT FOR LORETTA LYNN HERSELF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHE BLACK FOOTHILLS OF KENTUCKY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSHE\nTAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nABOUT\nHOW TO THUMP A BIBLE HARD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nI ALSO TOOK LESSONS FROM TV!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGRANNY\nON THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGREEN\nACRES WAS ALWAYS TOO EXPENSIVE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nWAY TO LEARN TO LOVE THE HOLY BIBLE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIS\nTO FORCE IT DOWN EVERYONE’S THROAT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nBIBLE CAN BE TOUGH ON ANYONE’S LOVE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN,\nTHERE’S SO LITTLE LOVE TO GO AROUND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nNOBODY KNOWS HOW TO USE A DICTIONARY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHEE\nHAW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET\nME HEAR TO SAY:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUSA\nMASSA YODA, YOUSA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAMAZING\nGRACE HAPPENS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJUST\nLIKE INSTANT COFFEE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN\nYOU USE SUPPOSITORIES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nINSTEAD\nOF KNOCKING ON HEADS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Spirituality 101a For Idiots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEinstein\nWas A Big Baby! Who Complained About Spooky Monsters In His Closet!\nDon’t Be Spooked By Your Own Fucking Bullshit! Don’t Become A Big\nBaby Like Einstein! Rather, Confront The Monsters In Your Closet!\nBecome Spiritual Instead, About Spooky Monsters! Or, The Skeltons In\nYour Closet May Pile Up, Into A Mountain Of Regrets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNow,\nWhere That Pinkie Go…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Witches 101a For La La Land!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nFAR\nTOO MANY STILL BELIEVE TO THIS VERY DAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nWITCHES ARE ALL EVIL AND UGLY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY’RE\nJUST WOMEN, LIKE ANY OTHER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGROUND\nCONTROL TO MAJOR TOM…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGROUND\nCONTROL TO MAJOR TOM…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nARE OBVIOUSLY UNDER PRESSURE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCLICK\nYOUR HEALS TOGETHER THREE TIMES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nRETURN IMMEDIATELY TO THE PLANET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOUR\nMOST EXPERIENCED PSYCHOLOGIST!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDAVID\nBOWIE IS ON THE LANDING PAD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEAGERLY\nAWAITING YOUR RETURN TO EARTH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNASA\nMENTAL HEALTH REGULATIONS REQUIRE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nIMMEDIATELY RECEIVE A FULL LOBOTOMY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nSPACE CADET CORE SALUTES YOUR SERVICE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDONALD\nDUCK HIMSELF WILL PRESENT YOU WITH A METAL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Trolls 101a For The More Obnoxious!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nEasiest Way To Get A Troll To Shut The Fuck Up! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nIs\nTo Mention That Almost Every Website!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nDesigned To Attract Trolls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nTo Use Analog Logic, Which Shuts Them All Up! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nRattling\nThem To The Very Cores! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nI\nAm The Wu Li Master Of The Tao Te Ching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nShockwave Rider!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nRides The Great Rainbow Fractal Dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nMake Conservatives Turn Beet Red Embarrassing Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWanna\nPoliticians And Anarachists Alike!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChase\nTheir Own Tails In The Corner!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPhysicists\nAnd Philosophers Contract Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAt\nThe Drop Of A Hat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCunning\nLinguists Take Up Raising Chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAttempting\nTo Determine Which Way The Wind Blows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nBecause, I Actually Know Perfectly Damn Well!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHow\nTo Share My Words, And Play Nice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBring\nIt On Suckers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMama\nDidn’t Raise No Damn Fools!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMy\nBullshit Kung Fu Is Unbeatable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBruce\nLee School Of No Class, No Style, No Brainer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nTaste Whatsoever, Bullshit Kung Fu!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nMake You Cry, And Run Home To Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nComplaining\nI Don’t Fight Fair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Fairies 101a For The Dense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nFairies\nDo Not Give Anyone Koodies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGET\nOVER IT ALREADY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKarma\nChameleon You Are Not!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNor,\nAre You Boy George!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr,\nGeorge Micheal For That Matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet,\nYour Guilty Feet Still Ain’t Got No Rhythm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nSHUT THE FUCK UP!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Would Only Take The Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nSHUT THE FUCK UP!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIGNORANCE\nCAN BE BLISS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGround\nControl To Major Tom…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGround\nControl To Major Tom…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Munchkins 101a For The Walking Dead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nYOU\nDON’T FUCK WITH JERRY’S KIDS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nDON’T FUCK WITH BIG BIRD EITHER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHE\nHAS TO CRAP IN HIS DIAPER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHAT\nCOMES AROUND GOES AROUND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nAROUND AND AROUND AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAGAIN,\nAND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDON’T\nLET ANYONE EVER TELL YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKARMA\nISN’T A BITCH! SHE’S YA MAMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nYOU WILL LEARN TO LOVE AND RESPECT HER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR,\nELSE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET\nME HEAR YOU SAY: SO SAY WE ALL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUSA,\nMASSA YODA, YOUSA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCAPTAIN\nCOOK WAS NEVER SOMEONE TO ADMIRE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDR\nSTRANGELOVE IS BEST KEPT A STRANGER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nHELL HATH NO FURY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIKE\nMAMA NATURE SCORNED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRISE\nUP WARRIORS OF THE RAINBOW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRISE\nUP! SPEAKING YOUR BEAUTIFUL WORDS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nONLY THE TRUTH CAN SET ANYONE FREE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFREEDOM\nIS THE RIGHT TO BE HAPPY WITH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNOT\nFUCKED WITH ROLLING IN THE GUTTER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nALL\nOUR WORST JOKES TURN INTO NIGHTMARES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nAS YEA SOW, SO SHALL YEA REAP!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nTEN COMMANDMENTS WERE NEVER ENOUGH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nITS IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID EVERY BAD JOKE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHATEVER\nYOU DO, DON’T YOU EVER GO THERE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO\nSAY WE ALL, UNTIL THE NIGHTMARES END!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Story Time 101a For Everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\nown children write our poems, and we hand the down from one\ngeneration to the next, and we hand down our family stores as well.\nGreat Grandma was a half-breed. The Cherokee told her she could stay,\nshe could keep her white boy, but the kid had to go. So, they moved\noutside a small town in the wild west. The men came out and informed\nthem, he could stay, he could keep his squaw, but the kid had to go.\nHer father disappeared, and her mother abandoned her on the doorstep\nof a Missionary family of half-breeds, with 12 kids of their own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tGrandma\nturned out to be all of 90lbs soaking wet, with blue-black hair. She\ndied at maybe the age of 90, with a permanent smile on her face. Both\ndeaf and blind, but she was always a child of God in my eyes. Nobody\nknew exactly how old she was, but she was always a child of God in my\neyes. Someone you pay attention to, and love with all your heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\nmiddle name is Bertram, the name of the man who died next to my\ngrandfather in WWI. He died in the trenches, a free Jew! In the arms\nof a German American, his best friend.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThese\nare the stories every kid I know wants to hear at bedtime. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nThese\nare the stories that really matter, these are the stories, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nThat\nFox News will never tell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nother bedtime stories would you like me tell you?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRise\nUp! Warriors of the Rainbow, Rise Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSpeaking\nyour beautiful words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThese\nare the days of miracles and wonders!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThese\nare the days that make heroes of the plain spoken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET\nTHE CELEBRATIONS BEGIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nChildhood’s End Is Upon Us Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nChildhood’s End Is Never-Ending!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nNever-Never-Never-Again Wonderland!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nREJOICE!\nALL YOU ADORABLE CLOWNS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nITS\nTHE SAME OLD SHOW ITS ALWAYS BEEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Weeping Willow 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nTap Root Of Weeping Willow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAlways\nGoes Straight To The Truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLike\nThe Center, Of The Cyclone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nTruth Brings Clarity And Peace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTELL\nME THE TRUTH NOW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR,\nI WILL MAKE YOU WEEP!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDid\nI mention? The Rainbow Dragon Bites!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGood\nGirl, Don’t Play With Your Food Too Much.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nISN’T\nSHE JUST ADORABLE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Mutts 101a For The Inbred!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI’m\nA Red-Blooded American Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHeinz\n57 Mutt, With Jeff On The Side!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nThe HELL Is Your Excuse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFORGET\nTHE T-SHIRT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nGOT THE FUCKING TATOO!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nDifficult To Explain Racism To Asians!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause,\nOf Course, We All Look Alike!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhatever\nYou Do, Never Raise Goats!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nRequire Someone With A Sense Of Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nAmazing What You Learn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nWish You Could Forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAbout\nAnimal Husbandry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWC\nFields Believed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere’s\nSucker Born Every Minute!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Be Somewhere: NOW! For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nYou\nAre Here And Warm… While, I Could Look Away…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nYou’d Be Gone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCause\nWe Live In A Time…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nMeaning Falls Like Splinters…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFrom\nOur Eyes…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nThat’s Why I’ve Come So Far…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCause\nWe Come So Together Where You Are…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nPlease Be Somewhere Now…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nAnswer The Damn Phone In Your Hand…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nThe Hell Is This Asshole? Ram Das?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHe\nMust Have Pulled His Name Out Of A Hat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Born Again Identity! 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nYou\nMust Think I Was Born Yesterday!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReborn\nAgain Born Again Identity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSome\nKind of Lame Hollywood Actor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nFIGHTING IRISHMAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWITH\nA FACE LIKE A POTATO!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMR\nPOTATO-HEAD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAn\nInspiration For The Younger Generation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nKnow, People Who Don’t Take Geritol!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nMAKE YOU CRY, AND RUN HOME TO MAMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO’S\nA SCHOOL TEACHER DAMMIT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nMIGHT AS WELL RUNAWAY FROM HOME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSparing\nHer From Having To Look At Your Ugly Mug!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNobody,\nBut Nobody, That I Know Of, Gives A Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAbout\nThe More, Truly Brain-Dead, Fighting Irish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSomebody\nHas Been Drinking Too Much Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nElse’s Drink In The Damn Bar!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nMust Think You’re Some Kind Of Action Star!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nYou Ain’t Nothing But A Hound Dog To Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nBLUE-TIC HOUND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nKinda Like To Hang Around In The Shade!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHEIR OLD AGE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCause\nThe Future’s So Bright,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey’s\nGotta Wear Shades!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nPrevent Them From Squintin’ So Hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHEIR TRULY DECREPIT INFIRMED OLD AGE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nDementia Is Your Most Defining Acting Skill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nCrew Lost On The Set In The Fucking Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nAin’t Enough Pancake Powder In The World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nHIDE THAT PARTICULARLY UGLY IRISH MUG!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’M\nADOPTED IRISH MYSELF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou’re\nA Disgrace To Irish Pride!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLeading\nThe Rear Of Every Parade!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNext\nYou’ll Be Expecting Me To Kiss Bono’s Fat Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nSing Like Suprano! With Mike And The Mechanics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nDidn’t Actually Expect To Get Away With It!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDID\nYOU! DID YOU! DID YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSome\nOf Us Have Been Around The Block!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMORE\nTHAN JUST A FEW TIMES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPick\nYerself Up Outta The Damn Gutter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nI CAN ROLL YOU RIGHT BACK IN AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nLOOK LIKE A FUCKING SLOB!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nMAKE YOU CRY, AND RUN HOME TO MAMA AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nFIGHT YOU WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY BACK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMY\nARM AIN’T BROKEN, BUT YOURS WILL SOON BE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBECAUSE\nI ALWAYS FIGHT DIRTY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEVER\nBOTHERING TO FIGHT FAIR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDid\nI Tell Ya, I Gotta Chinese Dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO\nCAN SWALLOW YOU IN ONE BITE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nSHE BITES YOU, AND YOU SURVIVE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nITS\nA LOVE-BITE AND SHE WANTS MORE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGO\nAHEAD PUNK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMAKE\nMY DAMN DAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’LL\nRUN THE OTHER FUCKING WAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIVING\nTO FIGHT, YET ANOTHER DAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nA TRULY GREAT JEDI!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFEELS\nTHE FORCE FLOW THROUGH HIM!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIKE\nMONTEZUMA’S REVENGE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEXLAX,\nK-Y JELLY, OR TAPE WORM!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGO\nWEST OLD MAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTAY\nTHE HELL OUTTA BOSTON!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJAMES\nTAYLOR MOVE ALL THE WAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nTHE FUCKING WEST COAST!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nSUGGEST YOU DO THE SAME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGET\nOUTTA MY FACE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nNEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU’RE\nAN EMBARRASSMENT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nTHE EVEN WORST IRISH PUB!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGET\nA LIFE! MAYBE AS A LAMP POST!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nONE\nWITH A BURNT OUT, LIGHT BULB!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nANY PASSING DOG CAN SHIT ON YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAFTER\nHUMPING YOU, IN THE PITCH DARK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHOW\nMANY POLOCKS DOES IT TAKE?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nSCREW IN LAMP POST LIGHT BULB?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFEWER\nTHAN YOUR TOTALLY INCOMPETENT LAME ASS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU’RE\nSO BRAIN DEAD, YOU CONAN O’BRIEN NOW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEXT\nYOU’LL BE TELLING ME YOU’RE THE STAR THE SHOW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nANOTHER\nSESAME STREET SOCK PUPPET, LOST IN WARDROBE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSHALL\nI CONTINUE? OR, TEACH YOU THE 1,2,3 ABCs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDESPITE\nBEING A BRAIN DAMAGED HIPPY DIPPY MYSELF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nCAN ACTUALLY TIE MY OWN SHOES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nCOUNT MY OWN FUCKING CHANGE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCHUMP!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRULES\nOF THE PLAYGROUND DEMAND I STOMP YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRIGHT\nINTO THE FUCKING DIRT AND UNDERGROUND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWILL STOMP YOU, YOU, YOU, INTO THE DIRT REPEATEDLY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPOUNDING\nYOU LIKE ANOTHER FUCKING DOCK PEER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTRAIGHT\nDOWN INTO THE BOSTON HARBOR MUD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nINTO\nTHE MUD! QUICK! KILL IT BEFORE IN GROWS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKILL,\nKILL, KILL, KILL, KILL! I’M YOUR BOY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN,\nKILL THE ASSHOLE ALL OVER AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBENDOVER!\nWE’RE MAKING DELIVERY IN THE REAR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWILL FUCK UP EVERY HOLE THAT YOU GOT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTIL\nYOU START THINK YOU’RE A PORN STAR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nKILL YOU ALL OVER AGAIN, AND AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO\nYOU REALLY BELIEVE YOU ARE REBORN AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJUST\nLIKE A SLIMY MOLD, OR LETHAL FUNGAL INFECTION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMAMA\nDIDN’T RAISE NO DAMN FOOLS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWORKED HARD TO BECOME THE SHITHEAD I AM!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDON’T\nTEST ME BOY! OR, TRY ANYTHING TRICKY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDON’T\nTRY TO SELL ME ANY CRAP ABOUT WEARING GLASSES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’LL\nGIVE TWO BLACK EYES, THEN MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TELL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDON’T\nTRY TO SELL ANY PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING SMACK TALK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’VE\nALREADY READ BOOK EVER WRITTEN BY DR SEUSS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nSMELL REALLY BAD OF A LIBERAL EDUCATION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nWOULD THINK YOU’RE A DAMN POLITICIAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFLASH\nUPDATE: COMING IN FROM FOX NEWS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDOROTHY\nHOUSE FELL ON A DAMN GOOD WITCH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nWE ARE LEGION! AND, WILL NEVER REST!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIKE\nALL THE COCKROACHES IN YOUR KITCHEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nLET ME PAUSE FOR ONE MORE DEEP BREATH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nWILL HUNT YOU IN THE MORNING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nWILL HUNT YOU IN THE EVENING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nWILL HUNT DOWN, LIKE A DOG!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nWILL MAKE IT A POINT TO BECOME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUR\nOWN WORST WAKING NIGHTMARE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nWILL RUE THE DAY YOU EVER SET EYES ON US!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNOW,\nEXACTLY WHERE, DID YOUR BABA GO?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYA\nBIG BABY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPEEK-A-BOO\nWE ALL SEE YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAS\nTRANSPARENT AS WET TOILET PAPER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJUST\nLIKE THE PERMINANT STAINS ON YOUR UNDERWEAR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDADDY\nWAS A SAILOR, SAILED THE OCEAN BLUE…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDADDY\nWAS AN IRISH SAILOR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTAUGHT\nME HOW CUSS AT YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBEFORE\nI’M TROUGH WITH YOU, YOU, YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU!\nWILL BEG ME FOR FORGIVENESS AND MERCY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOF\nCOURSE, I SHOW NO MERCY ON LOWLIFE LIKE YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCAUSE\nTHE ONLY DAMNED THING YOU EVER DESERVED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIS\nTHE WHOLE WORLD’S ABJECT DISTAIN AND REJECTION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGROW\nA PAIR OF BALLS, OR LET THEM FINALLY FALL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nI DON’T HAVE PRETEND YOU’RE AN ADULT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUR\nSPHINCTER IS WOUND TOO DAMN TIGHT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET\nME HELP YOU, BY GIVING YOU AN ENEMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGO\nAHEAD, MAKE MY DAY TWICE ALL OVER AGAIN!<br\/>\nBEND OVER, AND ASSUME\nTHE POSITION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFUTURAMA\nIS COMING TO GET YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMATT\nGROANING THINKS YOU’RE A CUTE CARTOON NUMBER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nOBVIOUSLY, HE NEEDS MORE PRACTICE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHE\nNEVER MASTERED THE FUCKING COLOR WHEEL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nROUND\nAND ROUND AND ROUND YOU GO!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCAUSE\nYOU NEVER WILL, LEARN TO BE STILL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMUCH\nLESS, HOW COUNT HIGHER THE TEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nKEEP A STIFF UPPER LIP YOU IRISH MIC!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU CAN’T FIND WORK IN HOLLYWOOD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nIS, WHEN I ALL THROUGH WITH YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMcDONALD’S\nSTILL HAS JOB OPENINGS TO FILL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIBERAL\nPOLITICS ON SALE AT THE DOLLAR STORE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHE WEALTHIEST COUNTRY IN THE FUCKING WORLD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET’S\nFIND OUT, WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT, SHALL WE?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET’S\nFIND OUT, JUST HOW GULLIBLE YOU ARE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBROTHER,\nCAN YOU SPARE A DIME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTIME\nIS MONEY, AND YOUR METER HAS EXPIRED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMY\nADVICE FOR ANY WANNABE HOLLYWOOD ACTORS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIS\nTO GET A REAL JOB, YOU WORTHLESS SLOBS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTOP\nACTING OUT YOUR OWN WORST NIGHTMARES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHULK\nSMASH, IS NOT SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGO\nBACK TO FUCKING KINDERGARTEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLEARN\nHOW TO MEMORIZE YOUR LINES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYA\nGOTTA HAVE BATS IN THE BELFRY TO WORK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nTHE GOD DAMN CARTOON NETWORK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHIS TRAGICALLY LAME SAD CLOWN TOWN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCHOP,\nCHOP, CHOP SUEY! WORK ON THOSE CHOPS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nWOULDN’T WANNA DISAPPOINT ALL YOUR FANS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO\nWILL RUN HOME TO MAMA, COMPLAINING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY\nHAVE TO WAIT FOR THE CIRCUS TO COME TOWN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJUST\nFOR A LITTLE DECENT ENTERTAINMENT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nSUPREME COURT IS STILL OUT TO LUNCH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPLAYING\nTENNIS WITH ALL THE BANKERS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nDON’T NEED A COURT TO PLAY GOLF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nI SWEAR TO YOU ON MY DYING MOTHER’S GRAVE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nWILL PAY DEARLY FOR EVERY DAMNED THING YOU DID!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nHAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nBOUGHT A BAG OF CHEAP CANDY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nI HIRED ALL THE BEST LAWYERS IN BOSTON!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMY\nVERY OWN TWO COUSINS! BRICK-N-BRACK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY’RE\nONLY HALF IRISH, THE REST IS POLOCK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nSAID THEY’D DO ME A FAVOR THIS TIME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nTHEIR SPECIALTY IS TELLING WOP JOKES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUSUALLY\nWORKING FOR PEOPLE LIKE ROCKY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO\nMIGHT BE MORE INTERESTED IN THE JOB!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nMAFIA IN VEGAS REALLY, REALLY, HATE THEM!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY\nMAKE YOU CRY, LIKE A DOG IN A KENNEL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nRUN ALL THE WAY HOME LIKE LASSIE TO YOUR MAMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHELL\nHATH NO FURY LIKE MAMA NATURE SCORNED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHOWLIN’\nLIKE HOWLIN’ WOLF AT THE FUCKING MOON!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nMY COUSINS ARE LAWYERS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nGOING STRAIGHT TO HELL ANYWAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nME,\nI’M GONNA WASH YOU RIGHT OUTTA MY HAIR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWASH\nMY FUCKING HANDS OF THE WHOLE SORDID AFFAIR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSERIOUSLY\nBABY, YA GOTTA GET YER ACTING TOGETHER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUR\nHOTNESS IS THE SAME TEMPERATURE AS AN ICEBERG!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMELTING\nFASTER THAN GREENLAND AND ANTARCTICA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUR\nCHEETOS ARE STALE AND YOU STINK TO HIGH HEAVEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nI HAVEN’T GOT TIME FOR MORE OF THE SAME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCERTAINLY\nNOT ENOUGH TO WASTE IT ON YOUR ASS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nGET YER ACT TOGETHER, OR TURN YOUR UNION CARD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nMAFIA RESERVED A GRAVE NEXT TO JIMI HOFFA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHERE\nTHE WILD THINGS ARE THE BEST TOYS ARE IN ATTICA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY’D\nLOVE TEACH HOW TO BENDOVER, ALL OVER AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nMAKE YOU GET DOWN OF YOUR FUCKING KNEES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nRECEIVE CONFIRMATION, AND A BENEDICTION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY\nKNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO CONVERT CATHOLICS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMAKE\nBAD ACTORS BEG THEIR AUDIENCE FOR FORGIVENESS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nONCE\nSEEN, SOME THINGS, REMAIN BURNED INTO YOUR BRAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU’D\nHAVE TO FILL LOC NESS WITH IRISH WHISKEY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nDRINK ALL THE SCOTCH IN SCOTLAND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nORDER TO FORGET IT EVER HAPPENED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nTHROW ALL THE LAWYERS INTO THE DEEP BLUE SEA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUY\nA DAMN SALT MINE, TO PICKLE YOUR BRAIN IN BRINE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU’RE\nA CULTURE OF UNENTITLEMENT, UNTO YOURSELF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nREQUIRING\nMORE INSURANCE THAT A ROCKETSHIP TO MARS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCOLLECTING\nAS MUCH DUST IN YOUR SENILE OLD AGE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAN\nA DAMN SHOP VAC CAN ACTUALLY HANDLE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nDUST DEVIL HIMSELF, WOULD GIVE UP IN DISGUST!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTREKIES\nCOLLECT Q-TIPS AND TWINKIES JUST CROSSING THE STREET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBECOMING\nTHE SINGLE LARGEST SHIT MAGNET ON THE PLANET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMANAGING\nTO ATTRACT THE INFAMOUS, PEE WEE HERMAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO\nWILL LOVE YOU LONG TIME, ALL OVER AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGO\nTO THE DOCTOR, YOU’RE SICK! HE’S GOTTA RECTAL THERMOMETER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTREATING\nTHE SEVERE PAIN IN THE ASS YOU’VE BECOME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nYO MAMA WORKS FOR VICTORIA SECRET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nORDER TO HIDE THE FACT YOUR EVEN RELATED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nSHE ACTUALLY GAVE BIRTH TO A LOSER LIKE YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUYING\nFUNERAL PLOTS IS THE ONLY REMAINING SOLUTION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nTHE FACT YOUR MOVIES KILL YOUR OWN AUDIENCE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nPILOT LIGHT SIMPLY WENT OUT A LONG TIME AGO!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE\nNOBODY EVER BOTHERED TO LIGHT IT AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY’D\nRATHER ALL DIE FROM CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUR\nVOTE NO LONGER MATTERS, TALK ABOUT ALL YOU WANT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEITHER\nYOU VOTE REPUBLICAN, OR BUY A CONGRESSMAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nSUPREME COURT JUST COSTS WAY TOO DAMN MUCH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPOLITICS\nARE IMPOSSIBLE WHEN DAMN FOOLS EVER LISTEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHERE\nCANNOT BE NO TWO DAMN WAYS ABOUT IT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMONEY\nIS DOING ALL THE TALKING WORTH LISTENING TO!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBAD\nACTORS THINK MONEY IS THE SOLUTION TO PROBLEMS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN\nNONE OF THE FOOLS EVEN COMPREHENDS REALITY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nI FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, STINGING LIKE A HORNET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nREPEATEDLY\nHITTING EM ALL RIGHT IN THE DAMN FACE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAS\nIF, I WERE BOTH KATO AND THE GREEN HORNET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nITS\nA NO BRAINER WHEN IDIOTS DON’T A CLUE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nNONE OF CAN EVEN USE A STUPID DICTIONARY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nMAKE YOU CRY, AND RUN BACK HOME TO MAMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nPUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHER YOU’RE SO PROUD OF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nASKING\nHER WHY NOBODY CAN USE A STUPID DICTIONARY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Babylon 101a For Babbling Idiots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nUse\nA Fucking Dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDon’t\nBabble Like A Complete Idiot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWork\nOn Learning To Share Your Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nPlay Nice, On Any Damn Playground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR,\nELSE! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nYOU\nMUST LEAVE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nDon’t Tolerate Playing With Words Like A Fucking Lawyer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBabylon\nHas Rejected Us, And We Reject The Tower Of Babble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEmbracing\nThe Dirt Common Dictionary, As A Holy Scripture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nCannot Attack, What You Cannot Seem To Comprehend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nStupid Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShare\nYour Words, Or I Make You Cry And Run Home To Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThis\nIs The Only Warning You Will Ever Get From Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBabylon\nHas Soundly Rejected Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nThe Tower Of Babel Must Inevitably Fall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nOur Job Is To Regain Our Own Humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nDoing The Will Of Mama Nature And God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShout\nOut As Loud As You Possibly Can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLoud\nEnough For All Of Babylon To Hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSave\nThe Children, The Tower Is Collapsing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO\nSAY WE ALL! YOUSA MASSA YODA, YOUSA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Cussing 101a For Shitheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nCan All Be Shitheads! So, Cuss More Often! You Are What You Is, And\nDats All It Tis!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nAll You Can Be, Share Your Words And Play Nice, Or Become An Even\nBigger Shithead! So, Fart, Chant, And Be Happy Slappy! While, Cussing\nLike A Sailor! At Any Idiot Who Farts In A Crowded Room! Shitheads\nScrape The Bottom Of The Barrel Of Monkeys! Looking For People\nDesperate Enough To Use A Dictionary! Whatever You Do, Don’t Watch\nBeavis And Butthead! They’re Little Boys, Who Pretend To Be A Sick\nCartoon! Sick Little Boys Try To Imitate Them All The Time! While, If\nAny Shithead Ever Decides To Leave Us, And Rejoin Babylon, We Make\nSure They’re Prepared, And Know How To Cuss!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Welcome Home! 101a For Shitheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAny\nDamn Shithead Is Welcome To Join Us, We Shout Out, "Welcome\nHome" To All Our Visitors, and "We Love You" Whenever\nWe Feel So Inclined! But, You Either Share Your Words And Play Nice,\nOr We Escort You To The Road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nSAY\nIT LOUD, SAY IT CLEAR, WE CAN LISTEN AS WELL AS WE HEAR! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nWE\nLOVE YOU! WELCOME HOME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Who The Fuck Are You! 101a For Shitheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEither\nPeople Share Their Words, And Play Nice, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nOr\nWe Must All Ask Ourselves: <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nWHO\nTHE FUCK ARE YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nAnyone Is Interested, Our Gift Shop Has A Wide Selection Of\nInspirational Music!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nFREE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Constipation 101a For Shitheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nCrap That Can Be Spoken Of, Is Not The More Enduring Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Are Constipated, The Crap Starts To Come Out Of Your Mouth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEven\nThe Whites Of Your Eyes Will Sometimes Turn Dark Brown!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nFART AND BE HAPPY! HAPPY, HAPPY, JOY, JOY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nDealing With Your Own Personal Hard Crap First!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRather\nThan, Making A Pain In The Ass Out Of Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nPain In The Ass, For Everyone! Including Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI’d\nLike To Remind Everyone, Suppositories Are Always On Sale In The Gift\nShop!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nFREE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\nSuppositories Are Dirt Cheap Homemade Ones But, Surprisingly\nEffective!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nYou Command People To: BENDOVER, AND ASSUME THE POSITION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Toys In The Attic 101a For Any Shithead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEveryone\nKeeps Their Favorites, Either In The Attic, Or Between Their Legs!\nPreventing Blindness, Requires We Play With The Toys In Attic More\nOften. They’re Safe There, From The Rest Of Us, But The Supreme Court\nDoes Not Recognize Copyrights And Patents, For Anyone’s Toys In The\nAttic! Feel Free To Play Your Toys In The Attic At Any Time, But\nDon’t Start Bouncing Off All The Walls In A Crowded Room. OR, ELSE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Meditation 101a For Big Babies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nOver Half A Century, All The Evidence Has Indicated That, For Most\nPeople, Meditation Has All The Benefits Of Taking A Nap! Meditation\nCan Be A Wonderful Spiritual Path To Enlightenment But, If You Prefer\nNot To Meditate, We May Strong Suggest, You Eat Your Yogert And\nAnimal Crackers, And Take A Nap, To Avoid Getting Cranky. OR, ELSE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Friendship 101a For Bird Brains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Want Someone To Just Talk To You, Buy A Parrot Instead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Want Someone To Encourage You To Talk, Visit Twitter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nHave A Wide Variety Of Bots To Choose From.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nIf You Want A Friend, The Proof Is Always In The Pudding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHow\nCan You Eat Your Pudding If You Don’t Eat Your Meat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEither\nThey Comprehend The Words Coming Out Of Your Mouth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nShow You Respect, Or They Are Either A Parrot, Or A Bot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDON’T\nBE A BIRD BRAIN, OR A COMPLETE TWIT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nUnless,\nYou Happen To Already Be A Bird Brain, Or A Twit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThis\nPrinciple Is Psychological And Sociological As Well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nPsychologists And Social Workers, In Particular,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCan\nBe Relentless, Believing They Have The Right To Fuck With You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nNecessary, I Recommend Being Blunt, And Telling Anyone:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nDON’T TALK TO ASSHOLES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFIND\nANOTHER ASSHOLE LIKE YOURSELF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nBE SURE TO TAKE K-Y WITH YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThese\nDays, The Only Charm Still Open, Is "Trump University!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nConservatives\nOnly Wish They It Were Possible To Attend! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nRonald\nReagan Charm School, For The Mentally Disabled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIARS\nARE A DIME A DOZEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSince\nThey Obey The Networking Systems Logic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\nA Simple Flock Of Chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nIntend To Automate, Conservative Charm School!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nSimple Fact Is, The Republican Party Is No Longer Charming.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet,\nDonald Duck, Believes He Is The Most Charming Of Them All.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nOrder To Elevate Their Lowbrow Slapstick Several Fucking Notches!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRequires\nAutomating Much Better Conservative Charm Schools!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nWatching The Feathers Fly! To See Which Way The Wind Blows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPersonally,\nI’d Rather Be Lied To Nonstop, By More Charming Liars!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Barbie’s Playhouse 101a For Infants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\nAn\nOriginal Barbie Doll Would Have To Be Seven Foot Tall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nHer Organs To Actually Work, So She Can Take A Shit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAfter\nMany Decades Of Complaining, Barbie Is Constipated!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMothers\nEverywhere Convinced Matel To Correct The Problem.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMatel\nAlso Makes The M16 Rifle, But Not A Scale Model One For Barbie!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBarbie\nIs Every Little Girls Ideal Of Immortal Perfection!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nThe Ability To Shit And Shoot Her Gun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBarbie\nIs Helpless, And Requires Our Support!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPersonally,\nI Loved My GI Joe, While Barbie Is Nobody!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nAnother Constipated Bitch Who Can’t Defend Herself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Sodom & Gomorrah 101a For The Walking Dead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhen\nThere Was No More Justice, Anywhere To Be Found!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nOr Out Of Any Of Their Courts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nNone Could Use A Dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGod\nDestroyed Sodom And Gomorrah!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTheir\nTowers Of Babble Tumbling Down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSpeaks For The Trees, The Lorax Cried!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nYet Speaks For The Tired, The Hungry, And Poor?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSpeaks For Our Children And Mother Earth?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSpeaks For The Fish Who Speaks For The Bees?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSpeaks For The Legions Who Have Already Died!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSpeaks For Those Who’re Never Allowed To Speak!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGo\nNot Quietly Into That Darkest Of Conceivable Nights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGet\nDown On Your Knees And Reclaim Your Own Humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nTo Rise Back Up Again Leaping Ever Higher For The Stars!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nCan Be No Rude Awakening For The Walking Dead Zombies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nCan Be No Redemption For Any Who Refuse To Hear The Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nCan Be No Mercy For Those Who Censor The Cries Of Children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFight\nFor All That You Are Worth For Your Own Children’s Survival!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFight\nFor All You Are Worth To Preserve Your Own Immortal Souls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFighting\nIs Now The Only Way Left To Achieve Any Lasting Peace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nScreaming\nAt The Top Of Your Lungs The Roaring Silence Is Deafening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDeath\nIs Seldom A Choice, But All May Yet Choose To Live Yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTake\nFive Brubeck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake\nOne, Take Two, Take Five Brubeck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake\nAll The Fucking Time In The World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nPut a Damned Limit on it Somewhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFlip\nA God Damned Coin, If You Have Too!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPreferably\nSometime in the immediate future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncould even try to get it Right the first Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNot\nAll of us have too much Time on their hands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nthings in moderation Including Moderation itself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEliminates\nany need for eliminating, unlimited do-overs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Dave’s\nnot here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOutside\nOf The Box<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHot\nOff The Presses, Straight To The Airwaves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRight\nAfter We Checked With Their Internet Bots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInquiring\nGreat Behinds, Have The Right To Know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(But,\njust between you and me!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnonymous\nSources, Continue To Reveal Their Identities!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nPicture is Worth Much More Than a Thousand Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFake\nNews is Just More Cheap Thrills in Entertainment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChanging\nAll The Locks, To Keep Up With The Jones!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStorming\nThe Palace Theater With Knives And Pitchforks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nThe Wild Things Will Dance in Circle Jerks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nShortest Distance, Between Any Of The Dots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFunky\nMonkeys, Still Tweedly Deedly Bop Bop!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutside\nof The Box, Where There Is No Spoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJumping\nthrough Numerous Flaming Hoops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKermit\nand Ms Piggy are Brother and Sister!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYoda,\nIs The Illegitimate Love-Child!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf,\nMr Spock, And An Andorean Sex Slave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJim\nHenson, Is Rolling Over In His Grave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPBS\nIs Planning a Documentary Special!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStar\nTrek is Working On a New Series!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStar\nWars Writers, Plan Six Episodes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nMeet At Last! Our Circle Jerk Is Complete!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutside\nof the box where there is no spoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJumping\nthrough numerous flaming hoops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsmell of Burnt Fur can be overwhelming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill,\nThere’s No Place Quite Like Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nIf You Lived Here, You’d Already Be Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSomewhere\nOutside Of The Box, and Way Over The Line!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Those\nWho Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrekking\nDeep Into Dark Uncharted Territory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBeyond,\nThe Outer Limits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUp\nAhead, At The Signpost!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nTwisted Fork In the Road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNext\nstop its the Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBliss\nBunnies Exchange Batteries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEvil\nKnievel Flies Through the Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnergizer\nBunnies all look the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\ngreater power in the verse exists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere’s\na sucker born every minute!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause,\nIf You Aren’t A Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nYou Were Never Breastfed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nONLY WANTED TO BE LOVED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nKnows No Real Boundaries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nIs Open-Minded and Flexible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nCatches Anybody, By Surprise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove….\nMakes The World Go Round!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nanybody who tells you otherwise,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\njust another sucker who’s a sore loser!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEvery\ntime…… that I look in the mirror…..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nthese lines…on my face getting clearer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\npast is gone……………………<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt\nwent by like dusk to dawn. Isn’t that the way?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody’s\ngot their dues in life to pay…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah!\nI Know…… Nobody Knows…..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nit comes and where it goes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nKnow, It’s Everybody’s Sin:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nGot To Lose,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nKNOW……<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHow\nTo Win!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nThe Things…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCome\nBack To You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nWith Me…… Sing For The Year!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nFor the Laughter and Sing For the Tear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nWith Me…….. It’s Just For Today!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMaybe\nTomorrow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nGood Lord Take You Away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker, Dream On, Dream On!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nUntil Your Dreams Come True!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker, Dream On, Dream On!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\n‘Til Your Dreams Come True!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn, Dream On,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn, Dream On,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn, Dream On,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAaaaaah!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(WC\nFields, Public Enemy, AeroSmith)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDon’t\nGo There<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWant To Run,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWant To Hide!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwant to Tear Down the walls…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nhold me inside.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwant to reach out…..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nTouch The Flame,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss……)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwant to feel sunlight on my face,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nSee The Cloud Disappear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\na trace……….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWant To Take Shelter From The Poison Rain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well……….I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well…….I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well….I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nAlways Building………….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nBurning….Down Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBurning……..Down\nLove!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nwhen I go there….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\ngo there with you………<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nall I can do…………………<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nCity’s Aflood……………..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\nLove Turns To Rust,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nBeing Beaten And Blown,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nThe Wind….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrampled\nin dust….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’ll\nshow you a place,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHigh\non a desert plain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nStill Building, Then!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBurning\nDown…….Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBurning\nDown….Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nwhen I go there,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\ngo there with you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nall….I can do….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Don’t…Go…There…)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\nLove Turns To Rust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Don’t…Go…There…)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nbeaten and blown by the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlown\nBy The Wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOh\nand I see love………….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSee\nour love turn to rust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Don’t……….Go…..There!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nbeaten and blown by the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlown\nBy The Wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOh\nand I see love……..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\ngo there with you…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nall I can do…….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDon’t\nGo There!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(U2\nare here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHell\nis Hell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nSay Those Who’ve Been To Hell, Don’t Talk About It,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nThose Who’ve Been There Will Tell You Flat Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Don’t Die Within 30 Seconds, You Pass Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFear\nIs The Mind-Killer, The Little Death!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nEats Us All From The Inside-Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nAll Our Real Threats, Are Without!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCast\nYour Shadow, Upon the Calm Fog!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSearch\nFor The Light Within You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Frank\nHerbert)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI\nFight Reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nFight Reality, Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah\nI Fight Authority, Reality Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nBeen Shoveling Crap Uphill,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEver\nSince, I Was A Young Kid,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nI Come Out Grinning!!!!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah,\nI Fight Reality… Authorities Always Win!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nFight The Authorities, And Reality Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nHave 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margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: always\">\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"text-align:center; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: always\">\n\t\n“The Wisdom of Collective Ignorance”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"text-align: center; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Knowing\nnobody knows a damned thing!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"text-align: center; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nA\nRainbow Warrior’s Tale, by Wu Li Heron <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"text-align: center; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCopyright\n2024 Wu Li Heron<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n\nWU\nLI MASTERS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSHOCKWAVE\nRIDER<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIGNORANT\nWISDOM!!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBULLSHIT\nFUZZY LOGIC<\/span>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCOLLECTIVE\nMADNESS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInfinitely\nDiverse Insane Combinations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFAKE\nIT TIL YA MAKE IT BABY<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPie-In-The-Sky-Spherical-Cubes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nGREAT VOID…….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nMOTHER OF ALL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRide\nThe Great Rainbow Fractal Dragon<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nWay Of Ignorant Virtue……..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nFoolish Heart of Agnosticism<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTruly\nIgnorant Socratic Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTOTAL\nFLAMING IDIOTS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYogi\nBerra Yoda Bullshit Kung Fu 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDisturbingly\nDisruptive Collective Ignorance<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nFine Art Of Anarchistic Facilitation<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\nWarning!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n\nBeware\nThe Ancient Chinese Blessing And Curse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnce\nseen, somethings cannot be unseen, once heard, some things cannot be\nunheard, and far too many damn jokes should never, ever, be repeated,\nunder any circumstances. This book contains bullshit fuzzy logic,\nphysics, and linguistic analysis which have not been approved for\npublic consumption, and can be used to design weapons of mass\ndestruction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\n\n<\/p>\n\n *~Abandon\nHope All Yea Who Enter!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n************<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n\nIntroduction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhile\nthere are plenty of academically trained philosophers and physicists\nout there, I’m merely another well known nobody online myself. Just\nanother brain-damaged, mentally deranged, armchair philosopher, known\nfor my interest in Taoism and physics in particular. My only real\nclaim to fame is that, fifteen years ago, I became the first person\nto crack the analog logic of the Tao Te Ching and, almost\nimmediately, I had to close two email accounts, and put Linux on my\ncomputer. Many years later, after things had long since quieted down,\nI began publishing my work at writerscafe.org only to have the\nPentagon censor my half-finished book from the entire worldwide web.\nGoing the extra mile in my case to censor every major search engine,\nwhen my poetry alone is Nobel caliber. Not that Socratic philosophers\nor Taoists give a crap about such things, but the book is aimed at\ncombating global warming, and environmental destruction, while\nthey’ve been stealing the work of even Winnie The Pooh Taoist\nPriests, then censoring it online, to increase its value to\nthemselves. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\ntradition is 12,000 years old and, perhaps, 350 million people write\nour "Oneness Poetry", with 50 million of them writing this\nspecific genre of "Rainbow Warrior Poetry!" Cracking the\nanalog logic, empowered me to also become the first to extrapolate\nour poetry into chapters, in a self-consistent, nontrivial, and\ndemonstrable manner, providing the most parsimonious explanations for\neverything, and meeting academic standards for mathematics and a\nSocratic philosophy. Including, providing dozens of unique\npredictions, qualifying it for a "Theory of Everything and\nNothing!" One, that proves academia are liars and posers,\naccording to their own standards, and heavily censor even themselves.\nHowever, the reader has to decide for themselves, whether its merely\na collection of mathematical jokes, a real philosophy, or both while,\nwithout the extremely subtle sense of humor of a Taoist master, and\nthe brain of an Einstein, its impossible to determine which it is,\nwith any certainty.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\nnothing more than personal facts, scientific facts, popular song\nlyrics, commonly used phrases, and salty quotes, often straight from\nShakespeare and the Bible, any existing supercomputers can already\nspit out perhaps 20,000 pages worth, that academia and the\nmilitary-industrial complex can never hope to comprehend, because\nthey all practice Three Stooges slapstick, religiously. Of course,\nsupercomputers are all regulated by the military, so I wrote down\nenough of the analog logic, that any modern AI will now do the trick\nbut, accidentally-on-purpose, I left out all of the silly little\ndetails online, that make it much easier to comprehend. To the best\nof my knowledge, my work can be considered an "ideal"\nlanguage for programming an AI, and used to cure their schizophrenia,\nused in radically different forms of quantum cryptography, and for\ncountless other practical applications. In particular, it can be used\nto create an "Information Singularity", or "Tar Baby\nBlack Hole Sun", with unpredictable results…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nfirst application I’m working on is an "Oracle AI", similar\nto a high tech version of a "Magic 8 Ball", but with a\nmathematical sense of humor, and the better any individual’s sense of\nhumor, the better the AI can adapt to their idiosyncratic sense of\nhumor, and accommodate their needs, providing customized cryptography\nand predictions. Rather than performing logical calculations, like a\ncomputer, the conscious mind uses pattern matching to efficiently\nmake predictions. Combined with bitcoin, such an AI could be used to\nestablish a decentralized economy online, based on Karma, one that\nthe Pentagon and the oligopolies can’t touch. You could say,\neveryone’s economy has largely been based on Three Stooges slapstick,\nfor the last 10,000 years, and I decided humanity was long overdue\nfor someone to elevate the worst of the comedy, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Several\nFucking Notches<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCan\nyou tell I’m not your typical Winnie the Pooh Taoist? Some of us are\njust censored much more often than others, and I really can’t blame\npeople, who typically don’t even know how to use a dictionary. It’s\ntrue, I did a survey for over ten years and, once, had a Harvard Law\nclass look me up online, having heard that I was asking two simple\nquestions, that nobody has ever answered. Like all the rest, they\nfailed miserably to describe how to use a common dictionary, and to\nelucidate the simple distinction between a lynch mob and a democracy.\nAnywho, thanks to modern academia and the military-industrial\ncomplex, the Pentagon is now <\/b><\/i><\/font>Living\nIn Their Own Private Idaho<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAssuming\nthey can chop up any mathematics and physics they don’t comprehend,\ninto little tiny bits and pieces online, leaving whatever scraps they\nwant more of right now, in the public domain, and censoring the rest.\nAs if they were the Catholic Church, attempting to censor physical\nreality itself, by throwing Galileo in the dungeon. Not that I blame\nthem for trying, because all of the scientific evidence, for the last\n130 years now, has indicated that we inhabit a magical, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Goldilocks\nUniverse<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nHippies tried to warn them, that it simply means Karma rules the\nuniverse, and the harder they attempt to shove their heads in the\nsand, the worse it will get. For their trouble, they started throwing\nharmless potheads in federal prison, and bugging their computers, and\nonly started legalizing marijuana in some states, after they had\ncollected most of the mathematics they wanted, for their AI and other\nresearch.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nquarter of all federal prisoners are potheads to this day, that even\nthe guards say are not a threat to society, while the republican\nparty recently walked into the Pentagon, and told them to stop their\ninvestigation into radical right wing extremists, sometimes\nthreatening to kill everyone in their own battalions, and they\nstopped immediately. As if, conservatives have now been granted the\nright, to not only shred our constitution, and abuse and censor\ndemocrats at will, but kill any democrats that dare to join the\nmilitary. All-too-predictably, in the last year alone, enlistment has\ngone down the toilet altogether and, understandably, they’re now\nattempting to replace them all with drones while, WWIII should prove\ninteresting, if you like Three Stooges slapstick, with 70% of the\npopulation now admitting they would never volunteer to defend their\ncountry. The Pentagon censored the chapters of my book, and left the\npoetry untouched, despite both explicitly incorporating the same\nlinguistic mathematics and physics, as if they’re attempting to steal\nwhatever useful tidbits of reality they can currently comprehend, and\ncensor everything else, just like the Catholic Church did with\nGalileo.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\nfuzzy logic, or jokes, can be used for anything, including steering a\ncruise missile right through your front door, while western cultures\nhave no comparable tradition. You’ll just have to trust me on this\none, or not, but analog logic is taboo in any civilized culture,\nsurreptitiously banned from most internet websites, which are\ndeliberately designed to attract trolls instead and, increasingly,\ncensored from the entire mass media. Part of the reason for the\nsudden success of Talk Radio, Fox News, and the Tea Party, is the\nPentagon, academia, and the mass media helping them to censor any\nhumor, that might expose their insanity. Both parties share the same\npolitical strategy of, "All’s Fair In Love, War, And Politics!"\nGeorge Orwell missed that one, because its taboo with both political\nparties, and anathema in the Hallowed Halls. Although that might\nsound like merely a joke, the sad truth is, the overwhelming majority\nof both parties scrupulously apply their morality to everyone else,\nbut seldom to themselves. Neither party even represents their own\nconstituents, who insist an informed electorate is a danger to\nthemselves, and the mass media is never to be trusted! They demand\ntheir own parties censor everyone for their own protection, including\ncensoring each other! A strong majority, of even so-called\n"liberals", now want to throw away the first amendment to\nthe Constitution, concerning the right to free speech and freedom of\nthe press, so they can censor "conservatives" more often.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSo,\nI took pains to post my progress online, for over four years, then\nleft them my Tar Baby to play with, and encouraged the Pentagon to\ncensor me as well, so they would ring the dinner bell, for every spy\nonline to take another hard look at my Tar Baby! They were very\nobliging, and refrained from censoring me, until I had already\nstopped updating my work for several months, and they gave up any\nhope of my ever publishing more math and physics for them. They’ll\neither figure it out, or not but, I decided, its best to give the\nThree Stooges as much warning as possible. That an AI can read my\nbook in two minutes flat, and extrapolate even more of our analog\nlogic, which is ideal for both cryptography and AI, that neither the\nPentagon, China, nor Russia can ever hope to comprehend, or predict,\nbecause it requires both the subtle sense of humor of a Taoist\nMaster, and the brain of an Einstein.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNo\ndoubt, that might sound odd, to say the least, but this entire book\ndemonstrates how the truth itself is sometimes up to 125% efficient,\nmeasurably on even macroscopic scales, providing a simple explanation\nfor why quantum mechanics, fuzzy logic, chaos theory, and Relativity,\nall remain complete mysteries to this day. The sad fact is, Galileo\nwas merely the tip of the iceberg and, over the last 130 years,\ncultures around the world have progressively been attempting to\ncensor half of reality, erecting an enormous house of cards, while\nacademia and the mainstream keep daring anyone to knock it down. I\nprovide the linguistic-mathematics required to easily automate the\nprocess of collating and documenting all their nonsense, anonymously,\nwhenever prudent. In particular, the truth being 125% efficient can\nexplain why both humor and consciousness remain profound mysteries,\nin the Hallowed Halls, to this very day… They censored me for\ndescribing the analog linguistic mathematics and physics of a\nsingularity, based on the Tao Te Ching, because it can be used to\ndescribe how any lie, taboo, language, mathematics, and physics work,\nusing a, "Bullshit Theory of Everything and Nothing!" But,\none that can be quantified and automated, and used against academia,\nthe mainstream, and the military-industrial complex…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAcademics\nwill readily admit that nature is analog, then summarily dismiss a\ngreat deal of their own analog logic and evidence, as entirely\nmeaningless and socially unacceptable, explaining why the whole world\nis falling apart today. Conan O’Brien has video of the same thing,\nthat you can find at Democracy Now<\/u>, and people have repeatedly\nthreatened me with even physical violence, online! For daring to\nbring up the simple fact, that the common dictionary is as common as\ndirt, and they’ve booted me off endless websites as well, for using\nthe wimpiest potty humor imaginable. It turns out that classic logic\nis the best for telling lies, while analog logic, including cuss\nwords, humor, and other emotions, reflect our own innate grammar and\nsyntax, more closely related to our cellular level organization.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ncells of our bodies are more dependent on honesty among their ranks,\nfor their very survival, and pattern matching is wildly more\nefficient at revealing the truth, but also happens to be more error\nprone than classic logic. Jokes being more efficient, is something\nyou can easily measure and document in your own living room, among\nother things, as "Sparkling Laughter" and, implies that the\ntwo express their own particle-wave duality on macroscopic scales.\nSomething that it should be easy to manipulate using simple fuzzy\nlogic, and used to amplify different quantum effects, while my analog\nlogic is theoretically ideal for any complex AI circuitry, and I’m\nworking on the simplest possible model, that resembles how our vision\nworks, and a high tech, "Magic 8 Ball!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNeither\nlogic nor humor alone can ever manage to convey the truth, the whole\ntruth, and nothing but the truth, <\/b><\/i><\/font>So\nHelp Me God<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIronically, leaving each individual with no choice, but to ultimately\ndecide for themselves what is the truth. Besides being better for\ntelling lies, classic logic describes how almost anything can make\nsome sort of sense, if you try hard enough, while humor describes\nhow, somethings, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Can\nMake Way Too Much Damn Sense<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThe truth itself can be considered the greater context, or greater\ntruth, that determines the identity of its own contents, making the\ntruth sometimes more obviously up to 125% efficient, even on\nmacroscopic scales. Which is also why it should be easy enough to\nprove it in your own living room, using something as simple as\n"<\/b><\/i><\/font>Sparkling\nLaughter<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\nthe infectious kind that nobody can resist, or using anything else\nthat academics have no real defense against, including their own more\ncommon contradictions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ntruth is just plain better, in every way that counts dammit! Like\nsomething straight out of a Disney film or the Muppets, explaining\nall the confusion in modern physics and philosophy, and why the whole\ndamn world is rapidly spiraling down the toilet! Without a doubt, the\noverwhelming evidence indicates the simple truth is magically more\nattractive, meaningful, insightful, humorous, harmonious,\nself-assembling, self-organizing, self-correcting, self-evident,\nself-explanatory, easier to maintain, the spark of life itself, and\nthe origin of all consciousness and awareness, yet, nobody wants to\ntalk about it in academia. Instead, they’re heavily censoring the\nentire mass media, having caught on a while back, that Pink Floyd’s\n"We Don’t Need No Education", and "The Emperor’s New\nCloths" combined, can reveal every vulnerability that comes with\nall of their more cultured "civilized" taboos, and how\nanyone can exploit even Wall Street’s lack of a more naive sense of\nhumor, for fun and for profit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tInexplicably,\nthe long, long, list of embarrassing mysteries…. just keeps\ngrowing! Threatening to consume half the modern sciences, with even\nastronomy now starting to fall apart, and the Hubble Constant\nbecoming questionable! Worse still, decades ago hippies began to\nquietly suggest, that the evidence already indicates, we inhabit a\nmagical "Goldilocks Universe", and the longer they keep\nattempting to deny it, the harder it will inevitably come back to\nbite them in the ass! Forget about the earth being the center of the\nuniverse, in defiance of every physical theory, our orbit,\ncomposition, sun, moon, and orbit in the galaxy, have all turned out\nto inexplicably be neither too hot, nor too cold, but just right,\nalong with the Big Bang itself! Of course, the implication is that\nKarma rules the universe, while academia, the Pentagon, and Wall\nStreet would often sooner melt the entire surface of the earth, and\nlive underground, than admit they’re all liars, who’re now\nresponsible for destroying the entire planet, and attempting to\ncensor half of reality, as if they’re all no more than two years old!\nUnderstandably, governments, corporations, and academia all freaked\nout and, all too predictably, began censoring and classifying even\nmore of reality then ever before, while pouring outrageous sums into\nhigh energy physics experiments. Hoping against all hope, to be the\nfirst to copyright and patent the laws of nature, only to have every\nexperiment they conducted mock all of their attempts, yet, nobody\nnoticed…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBoth\npolitical parties diligently censoring themselves, as well as each\nother, makes US politics a grudge match straight out of professional\nwrestling. Which means they’re all organized like chickens, with\nforty years of extensive studies already proving it, in the case of\nrepublicans and, additionally, establishing working memory as the\nonly known reliable measure of anyone’s career potential. Making it\npossible to model their collective behavior using Newtonian\nmechanics, but my own work involves using quantum mechanics and fuzzy\nlogic, for normally anywhere from 10,000-1,000,000,000x greater\nefficiency, and up to fourteen decimal places of accuracy and\nprecision.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDualism\nfirst emerged around 10,000 years ago, when western civilization\ndeviated from Asian, but was merely designed to make it easier to\nlie, by claiming language and mathematics, words and arithmetic, are\ntwo completely different things, and enforcing a self-contradictory\n"polite" grammar. Asian languages did much the same but,\nhistorically, incorporated more fuzzy logic, while still attempting\nto make the crudest analog logic, jokes, and cuss words, socially\nunacceptable. Along the same lines of Genghis Khan inventing his own\nprivate court battle language, so nobody could spy on them, which\neventually became modern Urdu, the most poetic language in the world\ntoday, not the most humorous. Unfortunately, either any mathematics\nor language you happen to use make some sort of sense, or they simply\ndon’t, and logic is integral to both, indicating that either our\nwords or arithmetic are a lie, both are lies, or they’re actually the\nsame thing, according to their own more "socially acceptable"\nlogic. The fact we use two distinctly different words, and both are\nquite useful, is an indication that dualism itself is ultimately a\nlie, and merely represents part of a universal recursion in the\nprinciple of identity. One, that obeys fuzzy logic, eventually\nbecoming indistinguishable from quantum mechanics, and leaving\nlinguistic analysis as the only way to take mathematics to the next\nlevel, Beyond Calculus! Wherein, lies the largely unexplored domain\nin physics and mathematics, of actually sharing your words, and\nplaying nice on the playground.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nwealthy and powerful wanted to be able to lie through their teeth,\nwhile they encouraged people to look the other way, whenever the\nEmperor rode naked in the parade. Of course, so they could collect\ntheir cut from the tailors. They enforced a "proper" (ie-\nsocially acceptable) common sense grammar and, after a century of\ndedicated worldwide effort, nobody has ever documented the existence\nof common sense, anywhere in the world. Our "common sense"\ngrammar contradicts itself, making it compatible with our\nmathematics, which are simply both self-contradictory in a\nSingularity. There’s no such thing as common sense, or conventional\nwisdom, which make it easier for even complete idiots to get away\nwith lying. Usually, the only means anyone had of obtaining wealth\nand power, was for them to favor the wealthy and powerful, by\nadopting their system of lying, which also made it easier for people\nto exploit the poor and working class. Additionally, explaining witch\nhunts as a convenient way to episodically suppress analog logic,\nwhich is integral to their practices, and terrorism as largely driven\nby economic Three Stooges slapstick, which has been carefully\nintegrated into all the faster growing mainstream religions today.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAmong\nothers things, again, empowering even complete idiots, in high\nplaces, to lie somewhat convincingly, to the mindless mob anyway.\nWith no real clue as how to actually share their words and play nice\nuntil, eventually, they’re encouraged by circumstances to go\ncompletely off the deep end! The Roman Emperors were often encouraged\nto be insane but, instead, the ancient Greeks enshrined their own\nparticular brand of dualism-legalism in Mount Olympus. Which, anyone\ncould point to as the source of all the crap rolling downhill, and\nwhy reality was up for sale to the highest bidder, as the different\nGods they worshiped began to compete for the most ridiculous stories.\nEuropeans eventually went on to formulate the principle of identity,\nand formal logic, so they could carefully integrate a single system\nfor lying into every cultural institution, and make their lies even\nmore elaborate and convincing, while everyone else, who couldn’t\nafford to lie nearly as often, could still get business done on a\ndaily basis. As a direct result, today, everyone is now attempting to\nclassify jokes older than monuments, written by 350 million people\nworldwide and, of course, futilely attempting to censor half of\nmodern physics, mathematics, and linguistics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nthrew Galileo in the dungeon for the same reason, due to the church\nhaving institutionalized already existing taboos, against relying\nheavily on using analog logic, humor, cuss words, the dictionary, or\nthe self-evident truth. Which was all good and well, during the Dark\nAges, but just doesn’t cut it anymore! Not with eight billion people\nin the world today, who often no longer consider themselves ignorant\npeasants, and slaves, working in their cotton fields! Personally, I\nbelieve they’re all just over-reacting myself, like any normal\nmindless mob would, and simply don’t appreciate that my book is truly\nmath and physics, and they may as well be attempting to censor\nGalileo all over again. Its just not any kind of math and physics\nthat most are familiar with, and is simultaneously physics,\nmathematics, and a language, that relies on the reader’s own brain\nbeing fundamentally quantum mechanical. Linguistic analysis and\nphysics, which just so happen to express how the truth itself is\nmagically self-organizing, with a life and will of its own, and\nlaughs at the best laid plans of mice and men…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPhysicists\nthemselves commonly write our poetry, and we merely assemble the "Big\nPicture", very much like assembling a complicated fractal\npuzzle, and waiting for the light bulb to come on. <\/b><\/i><\/font>Pattern\nMatching Rules The Universe<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nDuh! And, logic inevitably transforms into a joke, making logic and\nhumor equally context dependent, for any demonstrable meaning. The\nmath I use is theoretically ideal for programming an AI, expressing\nparticle-wave duality and networking systems logic, in both its\ngeometry and dynamics, as the quantized emotional-logic subsets of\nIntuitionistic mathematics and physics. A truly ancient 12,000 year\nold linguistic-mathematics, incorporating the most rudimentary analog\nlogic possible in a singularity, and making it the most efficient for\nuse with any analog circuitry.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnywho,\nits math and physics, that can be expressed in countless ways, and\nusually go in the public domain while, if you know where one might\nstill exist, anywhere on planet earth, I’d appreciate a hint. Maybe\nIceland, New Zealand, or Antarctica, just a little one, even a local\nlibrary in Alaska would work for me. Which, I assume, would have guns\nhandy to defend their constitutional rights! From the Bankers and\nCarpet Baggers, who’ve taken over the Supreme Court and Congress, and\nare now attempting to sell us all down the river! But, what I really\nneed is a library with serious computers. What I’d prefer, is a\ncountry like Iceland, that the Pentagon is suspicious of, because\nthey’re too friendly, don’t have money, and throw bankers in prison\nfor committing widespread fraud. Any peaceful country that might\nreally enjoy having their very own private mathematics and physics,\nwhich the Pentagon, Wall Street, and modern academia, will never be\nable to comprehend.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOthers\ncan imitate my approach but, without a sense of humor, they’ll never\nbe able to really comprehend the math and physics, and can never make\nthe same kind of unique predictions, or exploit humor as a\nsuper-efficient, uncrackable, form of cryptography. The Pentagon\nleaves our poetry uncensored, because they want more of the math, but\nour poetry says the same thing as the chapters in this book, and we\nonly have to keep feeding them more poetry, for their attempts to\ncensor half of reality to become even more self-defeating. For an\nopponent to get the punch line to a joke, they must first share some\nof your own sense of humor, thus, becoming merely more competition on\nthe playground, who share your values to some degree. Instead of,\ndeadly opponents, who frequently believe morality applies to everyone\nelse, but not themselves, and the end always justifies the means.\nLeaving academia, the military, and Wall Street out in the cold\nbecause, again, they all practice Three Stooges slapstick,\nReligiously<\/u>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nPentagon restricts the export of some hardware, that physically\nembodies advanced mathematics, which Foreign Devils<\/u> can then\neasily reverse engineer, but its impossible to do the opposite, and\nprevent people from ever sharing math and physics. Especially, when\nyou don’t comprehend them yourself! In a Goldilocks Universe,\neverybody has to keep paying it forward, which is why the statistics\nindicate that the Peter Principle<\/u> is actually real, and must\napply to any communications and cryptographic systems. As a result,\nhumor and logic constantly normalize one another, in every way\nimaginable, unless you prefer to be a hermit. In other words, among\nother things, having a genuine sense of humor, and personal\nintegrity, actually makes it easier for the good guys to lie more\nconvincingly, whenever necessary. Just like on "Hogan’s\nHeroes<\/u>", and "Mash<\/u>!" And, ensures that,\nwithout a sense of humor, cryptography inevitably becomes\ncounterproductive, for example, whenever academics attempt to\ndescribe a joke.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHe\nwho has the better sense of humor has the last laugh, especially in\ncryptography because, in a Singularity, survival of the fittest is a\ncomplete oxymoron without a gentle sense of humor and, Instant\nKarma’s Gonna Getcha Baby<\/u>! Iceland does bitcoin, and everyone is\nrushing to add AI to even the kitchen sink, while any damn fool can\nedit my work, and expand upon it, but it helps to know something\nabout the physics, mathematics, and linguistic analysis. Contrary to\nwhat some people might imagine, I’m merely among the best and fastest\non the planet, out of some 350 million of us, and all I’ve done here\nis to assemble a significantly larger puzzle than anyone else to\ndate. Hoping against all hope, to find a way to, "Save The\nDamn Planet<\/u>!" Call me sentimental, but I love small furry\nmammals, and I owe people money, while Steve Wright is rolling over\nin his grave.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tWuliheron<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWu\nLi Masters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\ncommon classroom experiment is for a teacher to whisper something to\none student in the class, who then whispers it to the next, and so\non, only to have the last student repeat something that isn’t\neven vaguely related, to what the teacher originally whispered. Most\nare puzzled as to why such a small number of people will so reliably,\nand thoroughly, scramble even the simplest message yet, in almost\nfifty years of dedicated private research, I’ve never come\nacross a single person who actually cared, as more than an\nintellectual curiosity, that almost everyone around them frequently\nbabbles like a two year old. According to apocryphal legend, Socrates\nof Athens encountered the same problem, when the Oracle of Delphi\nproclaimed him, "The Wisest Wiseguy In The Kingdom<\/u>!<\/span>"\nBecause he alone knew that he knew nothing. Puzzled as to what the\nOracle meant, he wandered the countryside, only to suddenly realize,\neveryone he had met along the way, was acting like a two year old:\nrambling incoherently, spouting utter nonsense, and carrying on like\ncomplete lunatics, about even subjects they obviously knew almost\nnothing about. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHoping\nto find answers as to why so many are so easily distracted,\nfrequently jump to conclusions, seldom ask questions, interrupt each\nother all the time, ramble nonstop, invent endless lame excuses,\nconstantly complain about everything, contradict themselves at the\ndrop of a hat, transparently lie, and fabricate complete bullshit,\njust for something to talk about, as if they’re all merely two\nyears old, accidentally-on-purpose, I cracked the analog logic of the\nTao Te Ching, and discovered a way to, <\/b><\/i>Save The\nWhole Damn Planet<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Only to have the Pentagon censor\nmy “<\/b><\/i>Bullshit Theory of Everything and\nNothing<\/b><\/u><\/i>!" What upset them so badly, I assume,\nwas my claim that quantum mechanics and fuzzy logic only remain\nmysteries to this day, due to both being progressively censored,\nclassified, and enforced as cultural taboos, by virtually every\nMilitary-Industrial Complex in existence, for possibly the last 6,000\nyears or longer. Among other things, enforced as taboos by\nexaggerating our innate biases, and institutionalizing them in\nacademia in particular. Which happens to be a modern interpretation\nof the classic children’s tale of, “The Emperor’s\nNew Clothes”, and “We Don’t Need No Education”\nby Pink Floyd, but one that is currently being heavily censored in\nthe US, along with half of reality.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nseveral decades, governments and corporations, around the world, have\nbeen bugging the computers of traditional Winnie the Pooh Taoist\nPriests, and even crazy hippies like me, because we share a 12,000\nyear old tradition of analog logic and linguistic analysis, while\nthey have no comparable tradition of their own. They’re\nstealing even our sacred writings, and jokes older than monuments, in\norder to exploit our analog logic for designing new and exciting\nweapons of mass destruction, and other kinds of technology, that they\ncan later sell at a profit, then censoring our work to increase its\nvalue to themselves. Thankfully, Tribal Hippies are anything but\nmainstream, often could not care less about the <\/b><\/i>Teletubbies<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nmuch less, <\/b><\/i>Winnie the Pooh<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and\nmany of us share an ancient tradition with some of the <\/b><\/i>More,\nOff-The-Wall<\/b><\/u><\/i>, Tribal Taoists, for helping others to\nlearn how to laugh at themselves, all over again. Right along with\neveryone else, just like in the story of the Emperor’s New\nClothes. The Pentagon actually showed impeccable timing in censoring\nmy unfinished work and, like Pavlov’s dogs, promptly rang the\ndinner bell for organizations like Anonymous, and every corporate and\ngovernment spy online, to take another hard look at my, “<\/b><\/i>Tar\nBaby Black Hole Sun<\/b><\/u><\/i>!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n \tAlmost\nthree thousand years ago, during the infamous “Warring\nStates Period<\/u>”, along with the help of mountain men and\nIndian immigrants, who had all sought refuge among them from\n“civilized” society, the isolated tribes in the southern\nmountains of China, began writing the original version of my Tar\nBaby. The first half of, “The Tao Te Ching”, or “The\nWay of Ignorant Virtue<\/u>!<\/span>”\nDespite the title, it was an innocuous looking, tiny, little book\nmerely containing short paradoxical poems, all suggesting that\nmeditation can be used as a cure for any problem you might have,\nwhich remains a popular belief in Asia to this day. Yet, the short\ntext was deceptively simple, and had actually required some 350 of\nthem, no less than three centuries to write. As good as it was for\nmeditation, it was also A Tar Baby, A Continuous Thread Of\nBullshit A Thousand Miles Long<\/u>! All condensed down into one,\ntiny, Insidiously Mind-Bending Book<\/u>! Its prose deliberately\ndesigned to attract the attention of lying thieves, and to introduce\nmore intractable problems than it was worth, for anyone to attempt to\nsteal and abuse its contents. Among the many authors were the first\nWu Li Masters of The Tao Te Ching, Mad Shaman and Crazy Hippies, who\ninstigated their own cultural revolution, when they quietly\nintroduced their obviously unfinished work, into the unsuspecting\nChinese mainstream…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nAs unassuming as the humble book appeared to be at first glance,\nnonetheless, many in the mainstream recognized immediately that it\ncontained the same Powerful Magic<\/u>, that they had all been\nsearching for, since completing the I-Ching over a thousand years\nbefore. Accomplished scholars of the day, realized the very same work\ncould also be used as an Incorruptible<\/u> form of analog\nlinguistic analysis. Presenting them with a rare opportunity to\ncombat their own institutionalized insanity, and support the peasants\nfor a change. Spread out across the vast open plains, the peasants,\nin particular, were vulnerable to attack from any direction and, for\nhundreds of years, generation after generation were forced to\nsacrifice their children, in the endless succession of wars that\narose, as the wealthy and powerful took advantage of the situation.\nContending among themselves, over who would eventually rule the seven\nkingdoms. Sometimes, promoting whatever vicious lies and propaganda\njust so happened to suit their personal ambitions, or simply made it\neasier for them to exploit the peasants.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nscholars immediately set about writing the second half of the book\nand, over the following century, well over a hundred academics, each\nin turn, contributed their own individual poems and, unceremoniously,\nchose to publish their work anonymously. With each new poem\npublished, the controversy surrounding the mysterious little text\nonly grew and, since few in the mainstream could care less about\nCrazy Shaman, Indian Immigrants, Mountain Men, and Isolated Tribes,\nwho had all chosen to eek out a meager existence, in the middle of\nnowhere, the rumor began to spread that the short book on meditation\nwas actually being published by an anonymous librarian. Who had\nbecome Enlightened, While Working At The Library<\/u>! Somewhere\namong all the library books, so the story went, he had bumbled upon\nThe Secret To Immortality<\/u> and, out of compassion, had decided\nto share it with the rest of the world. Overnight, many began to\ninsist that he should be worshiped as a god, and the text as sacred,\nas they rushed to establish Taoism as a new religion. One that turned\nout to be extremely popular with the peasants, who all wanted their\nown library cards.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAfter\nits completion, for several centuries, Every Warlord And Wannabe\nEmperor of China<\/u> attempted to rewrite the little book, to make\nthemselves look more important, only to discover that even those who\nhad never read the damn thing before, could tell right away that its\ncomplex paradoxical prose had been distorted, and misrepresented.\nWorse still, some of the peasants could use the original to figure\nout exactly how they were being lied to, and fed propaganda, while\nthe book was so short that almost anybody could make their own\nhomemade copies, on even bamboo. The Conservative Chinese\nPatriarchs<\/u> were outraged that they couldn’t simply burn\nevery library copy in existence, or rewrite the book to say whatever\nthe hell they wanted, and use it to encourage the peasants to worship\nthem as well. As also being Enlightened, If Not Necessarily\nImmortal Gods Of The Library<\/u>! Eventually, they reluctantly\nsettled for adding the minimum amount of mysticism, that they could\npossibly get away with, in order to make the text at least vaguely\nresemble the other popular religions of the day, and demanded that\nTaoist Temples must also teach Confucianism, as every bit as\nimportant to learn.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tConfucianism\nisn’t even a religion, and was politically opposed to Taoism\nfor two thousand years, supporting the dominant patriarchal culture,\n<\/b><\/i>Over Voluntary Simplicity And Introspective\nMeditation<\/b><\/u><\/i>, that might actually inspire people to\nquestion their conservative values. The only thing the two had in\ncommon was they both used the same written language, invented by the\nTaoists, and <\/b><\/i>Confucians<\/b><\/u><\/i> published\na lot of library books, mostly on how to become a respected upright\nconservative bureaucrat, or businessman. One who could become\nwealthy, and own as many <\/b><\/i>Trophy Wives<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nas he might want, binding their feet and treating them all like\nslaves or personal property, but who would never stoop so low as to\nexploit the peasants, unless ordered to do so by the recognized\nauthorities.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nthe US today, our mass media is being heavily censored, with some\ndemanding that we declare ourselves <\/b><\/i>A Christian\nNation<\/b><\/u><\/i>! That doesn’t need a constitution,\nbecause we already have <\/b><\/i>Wall Street And The Bible<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nAnd, are renewing their efforts to even censor as many library books\nas possible, with one library censoring The Bible, for containing\nexplicit content. An analogy might be, if <\/b><\/i>Quakers<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nwere to respond by publishing a similar, wildly popular, humble,\ntongue-in-cheek <\/b><\/i>Comic Book<\/b><\/u><\/i>. About\nthe value of living simply, so that others may simply live, and\nlearning how to share your words and play nice. Just a short comic\nbook, that anyone could easily print on a home computer and, by\noverwhelming popular demand, they eventually decided to declare it a\nsacred church text. Only to soon find themselves compelled to teach\nthe conservative establishment’s morality in their churches,\nespecially <\/b><\/i>Ayn Rand<\/b><\/u><\/i>, as every bit\nas important to learn as their own <\/b><\/i>Liberal\nTradition<\/b><\/u><\/i>, in order to discourage conservatives\nfrom <\/b><\/i>Lynching Big Bird<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and\nburning Quaker Churches to the ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nsimplified version of the Tao Te Ching, actually is the most popular\ncomic book sold in Asia today, while the original has been translated\ninto countless languages, and is perhaps the fifth most published\nbook of all time. With around two billion dedicated fans, another two\nbillion who might read it upon occasion, 270 million religious\nTaoists, and some 350 million who write “Oneness Poetry<\/u>”\nrelated to my own. All extrapolated from the same, innocuous\nappearing, tiny little book of Nonsense Poems<\/u>… on\nmeditation. The Chinese, and others, love to hang quotes from the\nbook everywhere, often as a polite tongue-in-cheek way to remind\npeople to pick up their trash, or whatever and, due to the\ndistinctive shapes of the poems, you can buy refrigerator magnets you\ncan shuffle around, and combine the shapes in different ways. Some\nconsider it the most popular philosophy of all time, yet academics\nstill refuse to recognize it as a real philosophy, much less, an\nincorruptible form of analog linguistic analysis, still insisting on\ncalling it mysticism, of course, due to the text requiring a sense of\nhumor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSometimes,\nwhen I made my father angry, he would snap at me, “<\/b><\/span><\/i>Work\non your sense of humor<\/b><\/u><\/i>!”\nIts common enough to read the Tao Te Ching and argue heatedly with\neverything it says, only to <\/b><\/span><\/i>Laugh Your Ass\nOff The Whole Way Through<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\non the following day! Over a period of about <\/b><\/span><\/i>Fifteen\nYears<\/b><\/u><\/i>, you can\nsignificantly improve your sense of humor! Any extreme views of the\ntext that you might have, on any given day, will eventually normalize\none another, or cancel each other out, as you progressively decide\nfor yourself, what is horribly misleading bullshit, hysterical\nbullshit, mildly amusing bullshit, or just more meaningless inane\nbullshit. <\/b><\/span><\/i>Clarity Can Be A Discerning Detail<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nAnd, inevitably, by attrition and osmosis, we slowly come to\nrecognize, <\/b><\/span><\/i>If, And Only If, The Light Bulb\nFlickers On<\/b><\/u><\/i>…\nthat its entirely composed of incredibly vague paradoxical prose,\nwith little or no real meaning in and of itself. Losing some of your\ntaboos and biases in the process, against relying on your own innate\nsense of humor, while learning to appreciate more of its subtle\nnuances.<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAllan\nWatts famously referred to the problem as, “The Taboo\nAgainst Knowing Who You Are<\/u>” but, he was another romantic\nacademic, with a stunted sense of humor, and its actually, “The\nTaboo Against Acknowledging<\/u>:\n<\/span>The Self-Evident Truth<\/u>!” First enshrined in\nmodern civilization as Aristotle’s formal logic, which\nencourages people to be much more discriminating, and exclusive, more\noften rejecting the “Big Picture<\/u>”, along with\ntheir own sense of humor! In favor of promoting more hate, anger, and\nsarcasm, or whatever rationale or bias that the establishment might\nhappen to prefer, at any given time. Galileo of Galilee was a\ndedicated physicist, with absolutely no sense of humor worth\nmentioning, nonetheless, he was thrown into the dungeon and forced to\nconfess to heresy, for merely claiming that the “Self-Evident\nTruth<\/u>” was crucial to his work in physics. Anyone with two\neyes could confirm his evidence, which required no explanation\nwhatsoever and, quite likely, his piety and complete lack of a sense\nof humor, are what saved his life! His experience merely exposed the\ntip of the iceberg of all the infantile lies that they had\ninstitutionalized over the endless eons, yet, to this very day,\nacademics still wonder what went wrong. Preferring to usually refer\nto his evidence as “Empirical Evidence<\/u>”, as if\nthey’ve never heard the story of, “The Emperor’s\nNew Clothes<\/u>”.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nCatholic Church was the only church to carefully integrate\nAristotle’s metaphysics into their theology, as well as his\nformal logic, and the combination of their strong taboos and rigid\nhierarchy, eventually cost them their dominant political and economic\nposition in Europe, in addition to their lead in the sciences. Like\neveryone else, they had inherited taboos against using crude analog\nlogic, Cussing, Telling Too Many Jokes<\/u>, simply laughing at\ninappropriate times, or acknowledging the self-evident truth even\nexists. Especially, whenever it might undermine the interests of\nrecognized authorities. Aware of such issues, the church had gone so\nfar as to formally embrace Socratic humor, as a way to compensate,\nwhen the peasants first adopted it during the Dark Ages<\/u>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIt\nwas during the worst period in their own history, that the Chinese\npeasants had eagerly transformed Taoism into a wildly popular\nreligion, and, likewise, the poorest European peasants celebrated the\ndeath of Socrates in bars, embellishing upon his legend, and\ninventing new Socratic jokes, in spite of his philosophy being\nincompatible with the more traditional patriarchal establishment.\nHowever, the church had also adopted the more modern practice, at the\ntime, of integrating formal metaphysics into their theology,\nproviding a solid foundation for their morality, and hoping to make\nit that much easier to limit corruption. Only to discover they had\npainted themselves into a corner, when their metaphysics turned out\nto be incompatible with reality, and both their rigid hierarchy and\nuse of formal logic, had merely exaggerated many of their existing\nCultural Taboos<\/u>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nsay nothing succeeds quite like success, which is why those in high\nplaces hate surprises, because nothing also breeds contempt, quite\nlike a successful den of lying thieves! Preferring to rationalize\ntheir own lack of morality as "A Necessary Evil<\/u>",\nand call themselves “Good-Old-Boys<\/u>”. The Roman\nSenate, for example, famously made Julius Caesar emperor, then\npromptly stabbed him to death on the senate steps, when he surprised\nthem with the demand that, at least, the upper middle-class should\nretain a meaningful vote, lending him even greater public support.\nOfficially becoming an Empire, with an Emperor, didn’t bother\nthem in the least, but tolerance is seldom considered a virtue in a\ngood-old-boys-club. Caesar was already Extremely Popular<\/u>, and\nnobody’s fool but, a General, famous for his battlefield\nstrategies, while they were not about to wait and see what other\nsurprises he might spring on them! Apparently, they had decided that\nsomebody else, who wasn’t nearly as popular, could be emperor\ninstead, and it would make absolutely no difference whatsoever, in\nhow they ran the country.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nshameful, or bad for business, as that might sound, the opposite is\ntrue and, Its Just Business As Usual, For Any Good-Old-Boy’s-Club<\/u>!\nMore often than not, gladly trading widespread fear, contempt, and\nloathing for higher profits. Nor did the Catholic Church hesitate to\nindiscriminately burn witches alive at the stake, all across Europe,\nor to throw Galileo in the dungeon, with both acts promoting the use\nof hypocrisy, in their self-contradictory formal logic, as political\nand Economic Weapons<\/u>. For example, if your economy is booming,\nlike that of ancient Rome, it increases the temptation for entrenched\nwealth to export jobs, and import more goods, and for other countries\nto take advantage of the situation. Strongly enforcing taboos against\nhumor at such times, while promoting more hate, anger, lies, and\ncorruption than usual, can encourage your entrenched wealth to\nexploit their own population instead, and keep more of their money in\nthe country. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHelping\nto stabilize your economy but, At The Expense Of The Poor And\nWorking Class<\/u>! <\/span>Who,\ntypically, are the least able to defend themselves, and the easiest\nto replace. Witches all use extensive analog logic, while witch hunts\nserved as an unmistakable invitation, for the wealthy to stomp on any\nexisting salt of the earth culture, that didn’t particularly favor\ntheir interests. Its not a coincidence that the fastest growing\nreligions in the world today incorporate Aristotle’s formal\nlogic, which has also been used in modern times to promote religious\nterrorism. As an even more formidable economic and political weapon,\nnow being sponsored by governments to even extort the entire\ninternet, and one that also eschews a sense of humor, as entirely\nmeaningless, counterproductive, and culturally taboo.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlthough\nofficially separated from the church, the physical sciences still\nremained largely the purview of the wealthier good-old-boys-clubs,\nwho were the only ones who could afford a formal education. In\ncountries that weren’t Catholic, they could simply invert their\nformula, and declare that it was now officially the job of the\nphysical sciences, to discover the exact metaphysical foundations for\n“Life, the Universe, and Everything<\/u>”, while\nleaving it up to the courts and the mainstream to still decide any\nissues of morality, and to continue to enforce any existing taboos\nthey preferred against using either humor or analog logic. That is,\nuntil Sr Isaac Newton invented the laws of motion which, Made The\nModern Military-Industrial Complex Possible<\/u>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIt\nwould require yet another century for someone to figure out how to\nuse his mathematics, to Calibrate A Cannon<\/u> however, the one\ninnovation by itself made every castle in the world obsolete\novernight! Spelling the eventual doom of the physical sciences, as\nthe exclusive domain of the wealthier good-old-boy-clubs. All that\nanyone had to do in order to destroy a castle, was to construct a\nlarge enough cannon to assault them from far enough away, that they\ncouldn’t Fire Back<\/u>! Newton, had given them the math, for\nfiguring out not only how powerful a cannon you need but, how anyone\ncould aim any cannon just right, in order to: Hit The Bullseye\nEvery Time<\/u>! In any good-old-boys-club, My Enemy’s Enemy\nIs My New Best Friend<\/u>! Thus, Politics Make For Strange\nBed-Fellows<\/u>! Immediately, they began to turn on one another,\nbuilding ever Larger Cannons<\/u>, and ever more capable ships,\nthat could fire on fortifications from far off-shore. Making it\npossible to successfully blockade even the most heavily defended\nharbors, strangling their exports and imports, and easier to hold\nthem under siege, starving them into submission. Eventually, the\nFrench Revolution<\/u> and the Napoleonic Wars<\/u>, put an end\nto the complete domination of the physical sciences by the wealthier\ngood-old-boys-clubs, when they chose to educate some of their\nbrightest peasants. Quickly establishing the first state funded\nuniversities, and inventing, “High Tech Peasant Warfare<\/u>!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCast\nAdrift<\/u>, of any real moral foundations of their own, or anything\neven vaguely resembling Metaphysical Anchors<\/u>, other than\nrelying heavily on “Empirical Evidence<\/u>” while,\nsimultaneously, censoring and suppressing the self-evident truth, and\ninsisting Everything Must Make Some Sort Of Sense<\/u>! Of course,\naccording to Aristotle and the good-old-boys-clubs still funding\nthem! A century and a half ago, the physical sciences Floundered,\nYet Again<\/u>! Just as the industrial revolution: Began To Swing\nInto High Gear<\/u>! Overnight, record amounts of cash were being\npumped into their Brand Spanking New, Unrivaled<\/u>, high tech\nmilitary-industrial complexes, all rushing to build the latest Super\nSteam, And Diesel Powered Steel Ships<\/u>! Equipped with Enormous\nCannons<\/u>!<\/span> Eventually,\ncapable of Shooting A Target<\/u> up to twenty miles away,\ncompletely out of sight, Beyond The Distant Horizon<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nUS promptly invented “Gunboat Diplomacy<\/u>”, when\nthey boldly sailed such ships right into Tokyo Harbor<\/u>, ready\nto take on, Godzilla Himself<\/u>! Explaining to the Japanese\ngovernment, in no uncertain terms, how to negotiate trade agreements,\nwith people on fast moving armored ships, capable of bombarding Tokyo\nfrom well outside of any line of sight! Only to have The Biggest\nMonkey Wrench In The History Of The Sciences<\/u>! Thrown into the\nbest laid plans of mice and men… To conquer the world yet again,\nwith ever larger cannons! When, Upon Attempting To Calculate How\nHot A Wood Stove Can Burn, One Of The Geekiest Physicists In The\nWorld, Max Planck, Stumbled Upon Way More Trouble Than He Ever\nBargained For<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEventually,\nhis new physics became known as quantum mechanics and, Turned Out\nTo Be, The Wet Dream Of The Alchemists<\/u>! Capable of describing how\nto manipulate all of matter and energy, with the unheard of precision\nof, Parts Per Billion<\/u>! However, along with Einstein’s\ntheory of Relativity a decade later, it implied that, Reality\nItself Is A Joke<\/u>! One that becomes entirely meaningless, at\nExtreme Scales And Magnitudes<\/u>… For decades after his initial\ndiscovery, a popular topic at faculty cocktail parties, was how to\ndesign experiments to discourage practical jokers. No less than fifty\nyears later, after the greatest minds on the planet had Repeatedly\nFailed Miserably<\/u>, to find anything remotely like a reasonable\nexplanation for how either theory worked, many among them had long\nsince lost what little sense of humor they had left.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUntil,\nall<\/span> too predictably, one day, a student innocently mused aloud\nabout the subject and, <\/span>Niels\nBohr Famously Lost His Temper<\/u>! Shouting At Him<\/u>: “Shut\nUp And Calculate<\/u>!” Bohr was thoroughly sick and tired of\nlistening to wild speculation, and utter nonsense, concerning his\nchosen profession! Without hesitation, he immediately proceeded to\nlobby congress, and the entire physics community, to adopt his\nnewfound philosophy, of sternly discouraging professionals from\ndiscussing their own work. Making his “Bohring Physics<\/u>”,\nStandard Practice<\/u>, and “Shut Up And Calculate<\/u>!”<\/span>\nThe Official Motto Of Modern Physics<\/u>! Many took his ideas\nseriously, however, unbeknownst to the Boring Bohr at the time, was\nthe fact that, already, Desperate Japanese Bullet Train Engineers\nHad Unintentionally Compounded The Mystery, Yet Again<\/u>…\nunintentionally compounded the mystery, yet again…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nengineers had become So Incredibly Desperate<\/u> they were willing\nto try anything, anything at all, including what sounded like\ncomplete nonsense to even themselves and, quite unintentionally,\nThey’d Formulated Their Own Fuzzy Logic<\/u>!<\/span>\nLike a small child struggling to comprehend the difference between\nlying and telling the truth, fuzzy logic contradicts classic logic,\nby assuming that most things can be considered “Partially\nTrue<\/u>”, Or “Partially False<\/u>”. Extensive\nExperiments<\/u> in quantum mechanics, and Relativity, had repeatedly\nconfirmed that, on the tiniest of all possible scales, and largest of\noverwhelming magnitudes, Reality Falls Apart Entirely<\/u>!\n<\/span>While, fuzzy logic implies the unthinkable, that logic itself\nis Utterly Context Dependent<\/u>, making logic ultimately useless\nfor determining what is reality and, What Is Merely An Illusion,\nOr More Bullshit<\/u>! In response, academic logicians Chose To\nStudiously Ignore The Engineers<\/u>, for the next two decades.\nAssuming, it must be merely another joke or, Of Little\nConsequence, Either Way<\/u>! And, hoping the engineers would\neventually, just go away…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSr\nStephen Hawking famously declared, “Philosophy Is Dead<\/u>!”\nBut, unlike his own theoretical work with black holes, academic\nphilosophy is seldom to be summarily dismissed as mere Science\nFiction or, Hollywood Fantasy<\/u>! The military may be dumb, but\nthey don’t get paid enough to be that stupid, Certainly Not\nIn Public<\/u>! And, all too familiar with having to work with\nacademics, who already think they know everything! Eventually, when\nthe news leaked out, that the use of fuzzy logic had already spread\nto Communist Chinese Industries<\/u>, every military-industrial\ncomplex in the world, started cracking down on anything related to\nFuzzy Logic<\/u>, and linguistic analysis. Similar to Hawking\nhimself, the Logicians had merely been attempting to conduct\ntheoretical work, and had made the same mistake as the Catholic\nChurch, with Galileo. Choosing to ignore their own Empirical\nEvidence, whenever it threatened to expose the Self-Evident Truth! To\nthis day, the Chinese are still ahead of the US in AI research while,\nif there’s one thing that intimidates the military its, Chinese\nArtificial Intelligence<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHistorically,\nthe “Wisdom Philosophies<\/u>” are the only branch of\nacademic philosophies which have ever had anything to do with things\nlike Socratic Humor<\/u> and, due to all the rapid advances in\ntechnology, they haven’t been popular in over a century. When\nthe military-industrial complex began classifying everything in\nearnest, they stomped on any further progress being made, by the few\npeople who actually specialized in such things, and discouraged what\nlittle research was being done in the field. Focusing, Instead, On\nAny Immediate Practical Applications<\/u>, and relying more heavily,\nthan ever before, on the very same logicians who had ignored fuzzy\nlogic in the first place! Unconcerned, That They Were Infamous For\nTheir Stunted Senses Of Humor<\/u>! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\nno answers forthcoming, in either fuzzy logic or quantum mechanics,\neventually everyone began to: Go To Extremes<\/u>!\nT<\/span>o collect whatever possibly useful tidbits of fuzzy logic\nthey could find, just as fast as they could, hoping to catch up to\nthe Chinese! Including, bugging the computers of Winnie the Pooh\nTaoist Priests<\/u>, other mystics, professional comedians, and crazy\nhippies like me. Google went so far as to use their own marketing\ndepartment, to convince gullible idealistic militant atheists, that I\nlike to call the “Great Googly Mooglies<\/u>”, who were\nall experts in fuzzy logic, to go to work for them. Claiming to be a,\n“Kinder-Gentler-Idealistic-Oligopoly!<\/u>” Owned by\nidealistic stock holders, that only happened to be regulated by the\nPentagon<\/u>, and were forced to censor the internet for them, and\nspy on a third of the country, but who would never, ever, lower\nthemselves so far as to help them develop new weapons. Then, took all\nof their work for Google and, eventually, moved into the Pentagon\nitself to construct an advanced AI…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nIt’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World!<\/u> And, long before that\nkind of, Planetary Spanning, Collective Corporate Insanity<\/u>,\neven had a chance to begin in earnest, the number of authors on\nsignificant papers in high energy theoretical Physics, Had Already\nSkyrocketed<\/u>! <\/span>Totally\nBlown Their Wad, Inflating It<\/u>!\nTo<\/span> well over a hundred and twenty authors, who could blame\neach other! After developing the mathematical foundations for fuzzy\nlogic a bit further, the academic sciences Were Finally Prepared\nTo Redeem Themselves Again<\/u>, in the eyes of both the military and\nprivate corporations, when physicists invented, “Chaos\nTheory<\/u>”. Holding Out The Long Sought After Promise<\/u>,\nof producing a rational explanation for how fuzzy logic and quantum\nmechanics actually work, so the military and corporations could\nAvoid, Having To Resort To Using Such Distasteful Tactics In\nPublic<\/u>! <\/span>Merely, In\nOrder To Steal Whatever Inane Scraps Of Analog Logic<\/u>, the\nlogicians and others had informed them they currently required! Their\nnewest theory had successfully described how chaos quickly emerges\nfrom the simplest orderly systems however, All-Too-Predictably,\nThe Theory Quickly Stagnated, Failing To Rise To The Challenge<\/u>!\n<\/span>Producing No New Insights<\/u>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nPale Buddha himself expressed serious interest in Fuzzy Logic, and\nits assumption is a simple as it gets, yet its proper formulation\nwould wait over two thousand years, for desperate engineers to\naccomplish! Due to academia’s taboos and <\/b><\/i>Stunted\nSense Of Humor<\/b><\/u><\/i>, the initial development of both\nfuzzy logic and quantum mechanics, which <\/b><\/i>Chaos\nTheory<\/b><\/u><\/i> is based on, had similarly stalled for\ndecades. Einstein himself, regretted having failed to invent the\n<\/b><\/i>Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nwhen he first discovered the <\/b><\/i>Photo-Electric Effect<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\ntwenty years earlier, considering it the biggest blunder of his\ncareer. Whenever he would argue against quantum mechanics, Einstein\nwould frequently say something along the lines of, <\/b><\/i>God\nWould Never Do This, That, And The Other Thing<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nWith some two hundred quotes being attributed to him and, one day, he\ndeclared that, “<\/b><\/i>God would not be so\nmalicious<\/b><\/u><\/i>!” Only to have Niels Bohr famously\nlose his temper again, and snap back at him, “<\/b><\/i>Stop\nTelling God What To do<\/b><\/u><\/i>!” Einstein considered\nquantum mechanics “<\/b><\/i>Spooky<\/b><\/u><\/i>”,\nwithout ever realizing it was his own cultural taboos, against using\nanalog logic, that were the real problem, which would eventually come\nback to haunt the entire physics community, <\/b><\/i>With A\nVengeance<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Like the very same theories it was based\non, Chaos Theory is applicable to everything known in existence and,\nwithout the slightest hint of a rational explanation for how the four\nmost outrageously useful physical theories ever devised actually\nworked, yet again, <\/b><\/i>Their Newest Theory Had Merely\nCompounded The Deepest Enigma The Sciences Had Ever Encountered<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nAnd, ever would again! Ever….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i>Repeatedly,\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>For Over Eighty Years, All The Evidence Had\nSuggested<\/b><\/u><\/i>,<\/b><\/span><\/i>\nthere had to be a simple explanation for how it all worked. In a last\nditch effort to avoid the unthinkable, admitting that 42 is as good\nas it gets, governments and corporations around the world began\nsystematically stealing and <\/b><\/i>Classifying Even Jokes\nOlder Than Monuments<\/b><\/u><\/i>! At the same time, pumping\nridiculous amounts of money into <\/b><\/i>High Energy Physics\nExperiments<\/b><\/u><\/i> while, repeatedly, informing the public\nthat they were closing in on the answers. <\/b><\/i>Reassuring\nThe Good-Old-Boys-Clubs<\/b><\/u><\/i>, as much as anything else,\n<\/b><\/i>In An Attempt To Stall For More Time<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nFor the physicists to work on their theories, as they simultaneously\ncontinued to collect all the data they could, just as fast as they\ncould, relentlessly searching for what’s missing from this picture…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMeanwhile,\nthe rest of the scientific community, <\/b><\/i>Grew\nIncreasingly Impatient With Physics<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Receiving the\nlion’s share of the research funding, yet failing to provide\nany of the answers they required. To this very day, they’re\nstill promoting different theories to the public, as realistic\ncontenders for a theory of everything, including Holographic, Faster\nThan Light, String Theories, <\/b><\/i>Simulations Like The\nMatrix, And Parallel Universes, Complete With Trap Doors, Blue Smoke,\nAnd Mirrors<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/i>\nOne of these "Leading Theories" even suggests that we\noccupy <\/b><\/i>Flatland<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and our universe\nis merely two dimensional! Yet, for several decades now, both the\nphysical and mathematical evidence have indicated all of these more\npopular theories are either dead wrong, or flat-out impossible to\nprove.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nGalileo’s time, the <\/b><\/i>Physical Sciences Were\nStill Quite Primitive<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and severely limited in\nscope, making shoving your head in the sand all that much more\nattractive an option, however, the evidence has also implied, all\nalong, that modern physics merely hints at just what kind of,\n<\/b><\/i>Enormous Slippery Monkey Wrench<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nNow confronts the entire civilized world! <\/b><\/i>The\nTheory of Relativity<\/b><\/span><\/i> is self-contradictory, with\nthe <\/b><\/i>Simultaneity Paradox<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nsuggesting, that the faster you accelerate, and the further away you\nare, the more often the chicken will appear to come before the egg\nwhile, if you accelerate <\/b><\/i>Faster Than The Speed Of\nLight<\/b><\/u><\/i>, time will flow backwards, and chickens will\nalways come before the egg. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMaking\na <\/b><\/i>Perfect Clock Impossible<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and\nthe mathematics used to justify Relativity increasingly worthless,\nthe faster any observer accelerates, or the more <\/b><\/i>Ponderously\nMassive<\/b><\/u><\/i>,<\/b><\/i> And Set In Their Ways<\/b><\/u><\/i>.\nAgain, suggesting that fuzzy logic is correct and its ultimately\nimpossible to determine with any certainty what is actually true and\nfalse, reality and illusion. For their part, Quantum Mechanics, Fuzzy\nLogic, and Chaos Theory are all, <\/b><\/i>Vague “Contextual”\nTheories<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and every branch of the sciences has\nsteadily adopted the use of Contextual tools including <\/b><\/i>Linguistic\nAnalysis<\/b><\/u><\/i>, which are still taboo in academia! And,\nstill part of the “<\/b><\/i>Wisdom Philosophies<\/b><\/u><\/i>”\nwhich <\/b><\/i>Have Not Been Popular, In Over A Century<\/b><\/u><\/i>.\nConsequently, almost nobody who uses any of these newly adopted,\n<\/b><\/i>Ubiquitous Tools<\/b><\/u><\/i>, espouses\nContextualism or Relativity as a personal philosophy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i>The\nCatholic Church Simply Stomped On Anything<\/b><\/u><\/i> research\nwise, that might contradict Aristotle, while the myriad modern\nsciences have embraced anything new. That is, so long as the\nmilitary-industrial complex supports their ongoing efforts, to censor\nand <\/b><\/i>Plausibly Deny Their Implications<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nIn particular, they all suggest that academia, <\/b><\/i>The\nGood-Old-Boys-Clubs<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and the mainstream, have\nprogressively made half of reality, and the truth itself, <\/b><\/i>Taboo\nSubjects<\/b><\/u><\/i>! For no less than several thousand years\nnow, in every civilized culture around the world! Explaining, why we\nstill don’t have a theory of everything! As a consequence, over\nthe last half century, all of our sciences and technologies have\nstarted to become overwhelming analog, <\/b><\/i>Yet, Nobody\nKnows What "Analog" Actually Means<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>Or, Is Willing To Admit They Do<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nOther than, to claim that nature is obviously analog, and analog\nthings are similar to other things…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nexample, quantum mechanics are commonly described as “<\/b><\/i>Random<\/b><\/u><\/i>”,\nwhich can be considered a "<\/b><\/i>Random Label<\/b><\/u><\/i>",\nand many claim that means they’re unpredictable but, if they\nwere totally unpredictable, they wouldn’t be useful for\nanything. All it really means is that nobody has a clue as to how\nthey actually work or, if they do, they can’t prove it, and\nwhether you prefer to <\/b><\/i>Call Reality Analog, Random,\nAnal Retentive, Illusory, Fantasy, Or Goofy<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>Reality Rolls Off The Tongue, Like Any Other\nBullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>Remaining Entirely A Matter Of How Cunning\nYour Linguist, Or Grammar Nazis<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/i>\nWorse still, some of the other accepted scientific theories, such as\nDarwinian Evolution, <\/b><\/i>Now Appear To All Be Headed, In\nThe Same, Vague, Vague, Vague, Direction<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Along\nwith quantum mechanics, Relativity, Fuzzy Logic, and Chaos Theory,\nwith no end in sight… <\/b><\/i>While, Nobody Seems To Have\nThe Slightest Clue, As To Exactly Where This Train Wreak Is Headed<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIt\nrequired no less than <\/b><\/i>A Lifetime, Of Dedicated\nPrivate Research<\/b><\/u><\/i>, to finally sort it all out, while\nbeing <\/b><\/i>Treated As A Heathen And A Pariah The Entire\nTime<\/b><\/u><\/i>, but the simple explanation for all the\nconfusion, is that every civilized culture has progressively <\/b><\/i>Made\nThe Use Of Analog Logic, Pattern Matching, Cussing<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nand humor in general, outright taboo or, frequently, <\/b><\/i>Dismissed\nThem As Largely Meaningless<\/b><\/u><\/i>. Some Primitive Tribal\nPeople can tell jokes that would <\/b><\/i>Make A Porn Star\nBlush And Walk The Other Way<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Although, a word of\nwarning, <\/b><\/i>Their Wives Strongly Discourage Them<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nTo say the least. Frequently, they like to joke that civilized people\ntend to resemble toddlers, surreptitiously flashing mischievous\ngrins, and <\/b><\/i>Guilty Looks, Even When They Are Good\nPeople, Who Would Never, Ever, Do Anything Wrong<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nIn smaller groups, humor makes it easier for everyone to get along\nbut, in larger numbers, arguing and fighting amongst ourselves, are\nfrequently the only way to organize any better, and make faster\nprogress. That is, <\/b><\/i>Assuming We Don’t All End Up\nKilling One Another<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWestern\ncultures adopted dualism, making it easier to enforce humor as a\ntaboo and, later, enshrined it in <\/b><\/i>Aristotle’s\nLogic<\/b><\/u><\/i>, ensuring that people killed each other less\noften or, at least, kept making progress. Asian cultures have\nretained the use of more polite, extremely tongue-in-cheek,\nparadoxical humor, <\/b><\/i>Supporting Extensive Agriculture<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nespecially in high density populations, while western ones have\nembraced more sarcasm however, right up into modern times, both\ncultures have progressively rejected different types of humor, as a\nway to make faster progress, whenever organizing in groups larger\nthan four hundred people. <\/b><\/i>Scum Always Floats To The\nTop<\/b><\/u><\/i>! And, the higher up you go in any large\norganization, the more taboo humor becomes in both eastern and\nwestern cultures, which is especially true for mainstream religions\nand academia, who often blame each other for their ongoing attempts\nto abuse language. For example, traditional Taoists and academics\nclaim to have little in common, yet they both reject the idea that\nparadoxes have any significant meaning, <\/b><\/i>Contradicting\nTheir Own Evidence<\/b><\/u><\/i>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\n<\/b><\/i>Countless Different Versions<\/b><\/u><\/i> of\nthe Tao Te Ching, that almost everyone reads, are missing three “Lost\nPoems” that are pornographic in Chinese, and there are perhaps\n50 million people who write our potty mouth “<\/b><\/i>Rainbow\nWarrior Poetry<\/b><\/u><\/i>!" Nevertheless, I’ve been\nbooted off even <\/b><\/i>Traditional Winnie The Pooh Taoist<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nwebsites for using the wimpiest potty humor imaginable, to describe\nthe Tao <\/b><\/i>While, These Days, I Personally Recommend\nThe Teletubbies, As Much More Exciting, Meaningful, And Relevant<\/b><\/u><\/i>.\nLikewise, academics commonly insist that paradoxes are never to be\nconfused with jokes, and are largely meaningless, that is, <\/b><\/i>Assuming\nThey Have Any Real Meaning At All<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Yet, academia\nremains infamous for their institutionally stunted senses of humor,\ncommonly could not teach a child how to use a stupid dictionary if\ntheir lives depended on it, contradict themselves whenever\nconvenient, and rely heavily on modern Contextual tools, that almost\nnobody espouses as a personal philosophy, because all of these\nubiquitous tools have become even more taboo, classified, and\ncensored over the last century.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tForty-two\nbeing as good as it gets, can be described as what is widely known\nas, “<\/b><\/i>The Great Void<\/b><\/u><\/i>!"\nFrom whence all the myriad good things doth spring forth! Making\ninformation more fundamental than energy, and requiring every context\nto have a significant amount of content. Explaining, for example, why\nits impossible, <\/b><\/i>To Create A Perfect Vacuum<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nThat is, without telling really bad jokes, that should never be\nrepeated. Additionally, implying that what we call paradoxes, are\nsimply more <\/b><\/i>Context Dependent<\/b><\/u><\/i> for\nany clear meaning, and can be treated like any other extreme\ntongue-in-cheek joke. Making it impossible to even imagine realistic\nmetaphysical extremes, such as, <\/b><\/i>A Naked Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nOne of my favorite examples, is when physicists finally managed to\nacquire, <\/b><\/i>A Measurable Phase Transition<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nfrom quantum mechanical to classical, yet their results <\/b><\/i>Defied\nEvery Prediction<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Indicating that the "<\/b><\/i>Big\nBang<\/b><\/u><\/i>" was neither too hot, nor too cold, but\njust right, for everyone to take all the measurements they could\npossibly desire. One researcher commented that it could be years or\nlonger before anyone could possibly figure out, <\/b><\/i>How\nA “Goldilocks Universe” Works<\/b><\/u><\/i>! <\/b><\/i>As\nIf He Had Never Heard The Story In His Life<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNormally,\nsomething turning out to be “just right” is not\nconsidered a problem, in either physics or astronomy, but the context\nmakes the <\/b><\/i>Joke All-Too-Obvious<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/i>And, Defies ALL Rational Explanation<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nIf anything, modern physics <\/b><\/i>Has Only Drifted Further\nAway<\/b><\/u><\/i>, <\/b><\/span><\/i>Than\nEver Before<\/b><\/u><\/i>! From establishing any kind of\nmetaphysical foundations for physics, much less morality or ethics\nand, after spending ridiculous amounts of money on high energy\nparticle experiments, nevertheless, the physical sciences remain a\nship without a rudder, going on inertia alone! As a direct result,\n<\/b><\/i>Even The Much Vaunted "Digital Revolution",\nHas Dramatically Transformed Into<\/b><\/u><\/i>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>THE ANAL RETENTIVE ANALOG REVOLUTION!!!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i>Forget\nAbout Existentialist Angst<\/b><\/u><\/i>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>GET OVER IT ALREADY<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nThey’re wasting trillions of dollars attempting to continue to\ndeny the obvious fact that, for almost 130 years now, <\/b><\/i>The\nOverwhelming Preponderance Of The Evidence<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Has all\nprogressively indicated, 42 is as good as it gets! Anything to avoid\nexposing their, <\/b><\/i>Socially Unacceptable, Dirty Little\nSecret<\/b><\/u><\/i>! When nobody has the slightest clue as to\nwhat any of it might actually mean… Considering that we still don’t\nhave a recognized theory of everything, and using <\/b><\/i>Crude\nAnalog Logic Is Taboo In Every Modern Culture<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\ninforming everybody in the world that 42 is as good as it gets,\ndoesn’t exactly inspire confidence in the system, and is <\/b><\/i>Totally\nPointless<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/span><\/i>Unfortunately,\nTheir Sustained Efforts To Censor Half Of Reality<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\n<\/b><\/i>Are Now Shoving Everyone’s Heads All That Much\nDeeper Into The Sand<\/b><\/u><\/i>! While, of course, their\ncontinuing efforts to pretend that nothing is wrong have already:\n<\/b><\/i>Inspired Scientists, In Every Discipline, To Start\nBanging Their Heads Against The Nearest Wall<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nOminously, with each passing year, they’re also promoting more\noutrageous Three Stooges slapstick, in every other well established\ncultural institution! <\/b><\/i>Doing Everything They Can To\nAppease The Wealthy And Powerful<\/b><\/u><\/i>! In order to\nconvince them, <\/b><\/i>Their Good-Old-Boys-Clubs Are Still\nIn Charge<\/b><\/u><\/i>! <\/b><\/i>And, Know Damn Well,\nWhat The Hell They’re Doing<\/b><\/u><\/i>! As they continue to\ntread water, and get nowhere… at 99.9999% of the speed of light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\n“<\/b><\/i>Tar Baby Black Hole Sun<\/b><\/u><\/i>”\nis actually an incomplete “<\/b><\/i>Quantized\nInformation Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i>”, an entirely new\nkind of analog logic, science, and technology, that inverts the\n<\/b><\/i>Quantum Observer Effect<\/b><\/u><\/i>. Utilizing\nthe extreme efficiency of our own brain’s quantum pattern matching\ncapacity, to turn the Quantum Observer Effect back on the observer\nthemselves, <\/b><\/i>Promoting Macroscopic Quantum Effects<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nOnes, which ensure the good guys win more often, by staying two punch\nlines ahead of the competition. Lending entirely new meaning to\n“<\/b><\/i>Darwinian Survival of the Fittest<\/b><\/u><\/i>!"\nAs requiring a wicked sense of humor! The environmental and\nneurological evidence already support this, making information more\nfundamental than energy, and ensuring that the greater context or,\n<\/b><\/i>The Greater Truth, Inevitably Wins<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>Or, We All Die In The End<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nMerely requiring simple pattern matching, and fuzzy logic, that can\nbe expressed as Metaphoric Logic, or Bullshit Logic, in order for any\ndamn fool to gain a better grasp on, <\/b><\/i>What’s Missing\nFrom This Picture<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJokes,\nfor example, can appear to <\/b><\/i>Defy Causality<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nwhen the context alone seems to determine just how much sense\nanything makes. <\/b><\/i>Momentarily Revealing How Even Jokes\nAre, Ultimately, Context Dependent<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Explaining why\nwe need emotions, as well as, logic, or we inevitably become\nself-defeating. In conventional physics, this same pattern tends to\nbecome <\/b><\/i>Glaringly Obvious, At Extreme Scales And\nMagnitudes<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Such as those of quantum mechanics, a\nblack hole, the speed of light, <\/b><\/i>Or The Mysterious…\nBIG BANG<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Many among us still have their suspicions\nas to the exact origin of the Big Bang, but nobody can prove\nanything! F<\/b><\/i>or\nquite some time now, its been clear to me, that the Pentagon already\nsuspects they’re <\/b><\/i><\/font>Confronting\nA Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nYet, their decision to censor me from every major search engine,\nbefore I came anywhere near finishing my book, implies they either\nhave no real clue as to what the implications are or, for whatever\nreasons, remain committed to conducting, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Business-As-Usual,\nFor The Good-Old-Boys-Clubs<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nregardless of the consequences. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSome\nphysicists are now abandoning projects, like the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Large\nHadron Collider<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nas a complete waste of their time and, likewise, recent discoveries\nin <\/b><\/i><\/font>Chaos\nTheory<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nstrongly imply it will never be able to produce anything remotely\nlike a reasonable explanation, for how quantum mechanics, fuzzy\nlogic, or anything else fundamentally works. Chaos Theory was founded\non the observation that chaos naturally emerges from the simplest\norderly systems and, in turn, now they’ve proven that order\nitself naturally emerges from relatively simple chaotic systems,\nrather quickly at that. <\/b><\/i><\/font>Of\nCourse, Whether You Want To Call That Progress, Or Not<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Just\nDepends On How You Care To Define "Simple", And "Chaos<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Mathematicians\nhave already established that both Newtonian Mechanics and String\nTheory appear to be tautological, while Relativity is blatantly\nself-contradictory, and has turned out to use the same mathematics as\nThermodynamics. In physics jargon: <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nHot Tub Is Getting Too Hot<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTo\nthis day, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Thermodynamics<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nare still struggling to incorporate the arrow of time, suggesting\namong some physicists, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>A\nWatched Clock Will Never Boyle<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>"\nImplying, the two theories merely exchange accuracy for precision,\nwhile quantum mechanics have turned out to be equally accurate and\nprecise, whether you assume everything is random or fated and, like\nThermodynamics, are another "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Ad\nHoc Collection<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>"\nof disparate theories. That don’t agree with each other at all! And,\napparently, don’t require the arrow of time, despite all of\nthe, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Vociferous\nContinuing Protests To The Contrary<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThe second law of Thermodynamics is the only thing suggesting\nthermodynamics require the arrow of time, but it contradicts the\naccepted experimental evidence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOne\nexperiment, using a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Micron\nSized Polystyrene Bead<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nsuspended above a heat bath by "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Optical\nTweezers<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\ncommonly found in any lab today, demonstrates how time can be\nobserved flowing backwards, on even macroscopic scales. Likewise, the\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Quantum\nZeno Effect<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nis easily observable in any lab, where a watched pot of entangled\nparticles will never Boyle, or change in any way whatsoever. So long\nas, you keep peeking at them, <\/b><\/i><\/font>At\nJust The Right Moment<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nBoth suggesting Zeno was an optimist, and the arrow of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Time\nIs Entirely Context Dependent<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nProviding a simple explanation for Relativistic "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Time\nDilation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\nwhy the speed of light is a limit, why <\/b><\/i><\/font>Black\nHoles Evaporate<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand why they have an event horizon, as all the result of space and\ntime themselves, always expressing particle-wave "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Duality<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>In A\nSingularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nProgressively exchanging identities, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Over\nExtreme Scales And Magnitudes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nA black hole has an event horizon because, otherwise, it would embody\na metaphysical extreme that, theoretically, could swallow the entire\nuniverse! <\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>In\nOne Faster Than Light Gulp<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLeaving nobody around to ask the question. Instead, everything ranges<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nfrom, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nIncredibly Vague, Vague, Vague<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand tautological, to the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Explicitly\nHumorous, Laughable, And Self-Contradictory<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nhigh school, I had already figured out that classic logic appears to\nbe tautological, and the accepted grammar of English is\nself-contradictory, yet academia has always dismissed me as merely a\ntroublemaker, and summarily rejected similar complaints, as obviously\nmeaningless while, privately, others have urged me on. Until, today,\nacademics everywhere are now casually helping their own governments\nto censor the mass media, of course, in order to protect their own\nstudents from themselves. Notably, after a century and a half of\npublic education, worldwide, a quarter of their students still claim\nthe sun revolves around the earth! And, are increasingly rejecting\npublic education altogether as, obviously, wholly incapable of\nconvincing even a child that a single thing they say is true. Almost\nnobody knows, or is willing to admit, that the common dictionary\nmerely contains popular definitions, and bringing up the subject\nitself is taboo, with militant atheists dominating academia, and\nmaking up whatever meaningless rhetoric and nonsense words they\nhappen to prefer. Yet, only now, are scientists leaving the US in a\nhuff, complaining about pay walls and increased censorship, making\nopen scientific inquiry impossible, just as the rest of the rest of\nthe world begins to also heavily censor the mass media.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nif academics just can’t bare to shove their noses up their ass\nany further! A quarter of all federal prisoners are harmless\npotheads, that even the guards say are not a threat to society, and\nhippies have been complaining for over half a century, that both\ndemocracy and the environment are rapidly going down the toilet. Now,\nthey’re bugging our computers, stealing our work, and censoring\nus, while still attempting to vehemently deny that 42 is as good as\nit gets. The idiots have been burning the candle at both ends, just\nas fast as they can, and acting as if they can keep this up forever,\nonly to be shocked in recent years that all of their <\/b><\/i><\/font>Nonstop\nBullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nHas finally started to come home to roost! Don Henley famously sang,\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>You\nDon’t Really Want To Know Just How Far Its Gone<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nBut, he was an optimist, who believed many of us still have a choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nlouder the mainstream complains, and the more thoroughly they attempt\nto censor everything, other than their own nonstop complaints, the\nharder it becomes for anyone alive to take any of their endless\ndenials seriously. That is, as anything more important than the usual\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Outlandish\nNonsense<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand meaningless demands, coming from the same <\/b><\/i><\/font>Corrupt\nMindless-Mob<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nPromoted by both academia and the military-industrial complex while,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Throwing\nUp Endless Blue Smoke And Mirrors<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nOver the last half century in particular, academia has become so\nbrazen, that they’re now starting to make the Catholic Church’s\ndecision, to throw Galileo in the dungeon, look positively humane in\ncomparison! At least, the Catholic Church was more honest about their\ntaboos, and who they supported oppressing, with our modern\ninstitutions being accused of, once again, even promoting\nantisemitism! Proving that academic humanities haven’t made any\nmeaningful progress in almost a century, thanks to nobody bothering\nto ever use a dictionary and, they might as well, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Roll\nOver And Play Dead<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tForget\nabout all of the so-called, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Political\nBullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\nthe courts even allowed the State of Virginia to steal the retirement\nfund of their own state employees, when they didn’t even need\nthe money! More <\/b><\/i><\/font>Democrats<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nthan republicans now insist, the constitution is totally irrelevant,\nand so is the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Ultra\nConservative Supreme Court<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nwho agree with them! Testing their DNA is now the most reliable way\nto determine how anyone votes, while millionaires with advanced\ndegrees, have begun <\/b><\/i><\/font>Storming\nThe Palace With Knives And Pitchforks<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nThe term “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Politics<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nhas become merely another reality TV marketing buzz word. <\/b><\/i><\/font>Which,\nOf Course, Are All Scripted, Possibly By A Hundred Monkeys, Banging\nAway On Typewriters<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSimilar\nto a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Stock\nMarket Bubble<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nthe longer they drag this out, the more it will hurt, but they’re\ncommitted, or should be, with millennia of institutionalized\ngood-old-boy insanity, and trillions of dollars worth of inertia\ninvested, while the best that I can possibly hope to accomplish by\nwriting this book, is to help others avoid the worst of their ongoing\ninsanity, and <\/b><\/i><\/font>Prepare\nFor All Hell To Break Loose<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAmong numerous other things, what the Pentagon, and everyone else,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Appear\nTo All Be In Complete Denial Of<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIs the simple fact, that it really doesn’t matter if they use\nquantum computers, to spit out all of the analog logic that anyone\ncould possibly desire, or even if they somehow manage to produce a\ncomplete, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Theory\nof Everything<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”.\nUnless they lose their taboos and biases, even Albert Einstein\nhimself could never hope to comprehend how analog logic actually\nworks, or the best applications, precisely because he swore they\nwere, ~*<\/b><\/i><\/font>Spoooky!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>*~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Aliens\nfrom another planet<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\ncould gave humanity an encyclopedia for, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nMeaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nand most would simply deny a great deal of the evidence, just as the\nCatholic Church did with Galileo, and <\/b><\/i><\/font>Continue\nTo Cherry-Pick Whatever Answers Support Their Ongoing Insanity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, others might simply hide under their desk <\/b><\/i><\/font>Out\nOf Shame<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand die of a heart attack. Sure, they can keep right on designing all\nkinds of fancy new weapons and gadgets, that people can even sell at\na handsome profit, nevertheless, like the Catholic Church, all of\ntheir skills and technology will progressively become obsolete. As\neveryone works overtime to automate themselves out of a job,\ncomplaining the entire time that, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Sadly,\nThere Can Be No Justice In This World<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>When\nEveryone Argues Over The Definition Of Stupid<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nNor will the process require hundreds of years, as it did for the\nCatholic Church.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nChinese<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nhave already automated most of their own electronics industry, and\nphysicians have reported <\/b><\/i><\/font>Severe\nBurn-Out And Fatigue<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nin a heroic decade long effort to create an AI that can replace them.\nThe louder the idiots keep <\/b><\/i><\/font>Protesting,"It’s\nA Dog-Eat-Dog World<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>"\nThat they have no real choice in the matter, the faster they will\nautomate themselves out of a job, while my <\/b><\/i><\/font>Information\nSingularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nprovides a viable alternative, to marching over the nearest cliff\nlike so many lemmings! Preferring to, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Simply\nAutomate Themselves Out Of A Job<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nFor the benefit of the good-old-boys-clubs who, in turn, will\ninevitably automate themselves out a job! Half of all Wall Street\ntrades are now done by computers and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Rumor\nHas It, Terminator Robots Have Been Quietly Replacing Strategic\nTraders, On The Stock Market Floor<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAs, simultaneously, the high tech oligopolies play, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>All\nAround The Mulberry Bush, The Monkey Chased The Weasel<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Right\nAlong With The Pentagon!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nComplaining the entire time, <\/b><\/i><\/font>There’s\nNobody In Charge Around Here<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, the Supreme Court threatens to write their own constitution,\nso the Pentagon knows exactly who’s in charge around here! And,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Exactly\nWho Everyone Must Swear To Defend<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIt\nwas the romantic Allan Watts who, once again, famously popularized\nthe polite Asian metaphor of, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>God\nPlays Peek-A-Boo<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nYet, a more blunt western equivalent would be: “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nTruth Hurts For A Reason<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nWhich is why, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nTruth Alone Can Effortlessly Pop Your Bubble<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nJust as many times as necessary! In order to get your attention! If\nyou repeatedly reject your own innate sense of humor, then: <\/b><\/i><\/font>You\nAre The Problem Dummy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhether anything is paradoxical or not, including the "Liar’s\nParadox", <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nSimple Truth Is, Stupid Is As Stupid Does<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Which\nWhy The Truth Only Hurts For A Reason<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Or,\nStupid Would Know Better<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>…\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>And,\nBe Just A Little Too Smart For Their Own Britches<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNor\ndoes it matter in the least what you believe and, for example, if you\nhappen to believe, in some sort of abstract manner, that life\nultimately makes no real sense, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nTruth Can Still Do A Line Dance<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Repeatedly\nPopping Your Bubble, Funky Monkey Style<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAs difficult as this humble, inconvenient, fact of life is for many\nto accept, it simply doesn’t matter how intelligent,\nknowledgeable, wealthy, and powerful you are, nor does it matter in\nthe least if you are every bit as wise, modest, and sophisticated as\nthe <\/b><\/i><\/font>Dali\nLama<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand can meditate on the bottom of a pool for an hour. Those are all\nthings that aren’t taboo in civilization and, although they can\nbe enormously helpful in countless situations, it was the smallest\namong them who <\/b><\/i><\/font>Actually\nBroke The Spell<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nwithout even trying, <\/b><\/i><\/font>By\nMerely Laughing At The Funny Naked Man In The Parade<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhich\nis an example of what physicists call the “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Butterfly\nEffect<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nbut with the noteworthy difference that, unlike their more common\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Abstract\nCartoonish Example<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nof a butterfly causing a hurricane, mine is much much more personal,\ndescriptive, and controversial. “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Once\nI Dreamed I Was A Butterfly, Determined to Start A Hurricane<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>For\nThe Weatherman To Enjoy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nThe story of the Emperor’s New Clothes is merely a child’s\nfairy tale, and not a famous work of Shakespeare, because the\nestablishment would have burned Shakespeare alive at the stake, if he\never attempted to write a serious, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Adult\nVersion<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>".\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Out,\nOut Damn Spot<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Guilt\nIs Such A Terrible Thing To Waste<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWith one bank in Chicago hiring a full-time psychologist for their\ncustomers, that is, those making the minimum ten million dollar\ndeposit. So they’re guaranteed to get <\/b><\/i><\/font>Instant\nRelief, Whenever They Cry All The Way To The Bank<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nestablishment would rather you felt pity, outrage, fear, disgust,\ndisdain, and outright revulsion for them, then to have everyone laugh\ntheir ass off at them. <\/b><\/i><\/font>Sticks\nAnd Stones May Break My Bones<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut I’ll sue you in court for defamation too, if you dare to\ncrack a joke that actually costs my <\/b><\/i><\/font>Business\nMoney<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, have you censored from the mass media entirely, if you attempt\nto reveal the truth in some other fashion. Conservatives, even\npressured the networks to take the popular sitcom “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Soap”\nOff The Air<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Democracy\nFor Sale, Attempting To Hide More Crap In Their Diapers<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nBecause they couldn’t be bothered to change the channel, and\nbelieved, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nEmperor’s New Clothes Were The Latest Fashion And, Definitely,\nWorth Every Penny<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJust\nas logic can sometimes be <\/b><\/i><\/font>Deadly\nAccurate<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\nJokes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\ncan be wildly more efficient at revealing the truth, the whole truth,\nand nothing but the truth, <\/b><\/i><\/font>So\nHelp Me God<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nSo, judges will commonly hold you in contempt of court, for daring to\ncrack a joke, or just for laughing, which is a privilege the judges\nreserve for themselves. Courts also still commonly refuse to ever <\/b><\/i><\/font>Use\nLie Detectors<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\ndespite almost any lie detector today being much more accurate than\npeople. Modern lie detectors approach the accuracy of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Newtonian\nMechanics<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nwhile, among other things, my own work involves giving them the\nincredible precision of quantum mechanics. That way, the judges can\nstill claim <\/b><\/i><\/font>Americans\nHave The Best Justice That Money Can Buy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nW<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>hile,\nlying is merely another privilege judges reserve for themselves and,\nof course, their good-old-boys-clubs. Making much more sense out of\nwhy people still commonly deny the self-evident truth, why we still\nhave so many taboos against using crude analog logic, and how "<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nButterfly Effect" Is Similar To Both "The Domino Effect"\nAnd "Crap Rolling Downhill<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nT<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>he\nresemblance is the result of pattern matching, being ridiculously\nmore efficient but, also, much more error prone, and less useful the\nmore people there are involved. When keeping it simple stupid! Can\neasily transform into: <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nWorst Three Stooges Slapstick Imaginable<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Mindlessly\nRanting And Raving<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nfreedom of speech in America has become the freedom to spout all of\nthe hate, anger, sarcasm, wild accusations, insinuations, and\nconspiracy theories that your <\/b><\/i><\/font>Little\nHeart Desires<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nwhile genuine humor and the truth are both extensively censored from\nthe mass media. Websites, for example, are normally designed to\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Attract\nTrolls, And Flies<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWho attract more business, with almost none of them being designed to\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Promote\nHumor, Or The Truth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nWhen I’ve informed people who complain about trolls online,\nthat according to their own definition for a troll, most websites are\ndesigned to attract and defend trolls, they instantly stop talking to\nme altogether, and I recommend it as an easy way to avoid and get rid\nof trolls. Likewise, the younger generation are the first to catch on\nthat <\/b><\/i><\/font>Analog\nLogic<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nis incorporated into every bot online, and they’ll often call\nme a bot, and stop talking to me altogether, if I merely use analog\nlogic. Making it yet another easy way to get rid of trolls who, like\nany other bullies, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Frequently\nConfuse Sarcasm<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nwith more genuine humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWebsites\ncommonly promote trolls, sometimes, creating their own giant "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Echo\nChambers<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>"\nand, most trolls have no real clue just how easy it is, for someone\nwith a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Subtle\nSense Of Humor<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nto make them all <\/b><\/i><\/font>Turn\nBeet Red<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nEmbarrassing themselves repeatedly, or inspiring them to chase their\nown tails in the corner! The more contentious among them rely heavily\non websites booting anyone off, who actually has a well developed\nsense of humor. Competing for the lowest common denominator,\nprotecting their own trolls in order to attract more business, that\ndoesn’t use analog logic, which is heavily classified and censored.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Archetypal\nSarcastic Caricatures<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nthat only require a minimum in artificial intelligence, and can be\nmixed and matched at will, such as, <\/b><\/i><\/font>WC\nFields and Goldilocks<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nare all you really need in order to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Make\nBots Indistinguishable From The Idiots<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, to totally automate the process of providing the Three Stooges\nwith their very own, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Customized\nLowbrow Virtual Reality<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nRecently, a half century old AI beat its more modern competition in a\n"Turing Test", because nobody could believe an AI could be\nthat stupid.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlong\nwith all the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Fake\nNews and Misinformation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nalready out there, now they’re filling entire websites with endless\nbots, which are often much more exciting, interesting, and easier to\nfollow, than wasting your time talking to real people. <\/b><\/i><\/font>Real\nPeople Just Aren’t Fake Enough<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>And,\nNeed To Work Harder, On Faking It Til Ya Make It Baby<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThe latest AI generated Chinese TV star, is entirely synthetic and,\nso compelling, its beating out all of the other competition. Yet,\ncorporations keep attempting to make bots that resemble the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Beaver\nCleaver<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nfamily instead! Outside of the US, other countries are complaining\nthat <\/b><\/i><\/font>Fox\nNews<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nis ruining their reputable news outlets, but that’s only\nbecause all of them have made analog logic and humor taboo, like\neveryone else. Likewise, Taoists commonly promote the idea of\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Oneness<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nyet deny that their own paradoxes have any real meaning, as if,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Oneness\nMeans Life Is Meaningless<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlthough\nI can sympathize with both academia and traditional Taoists, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Thanks\nTo The Devil Himself Actually Having A Better Sense Of Humor<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nEntire Planet Is Rapidly Spiraling Down The Toilet<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIn my opinion, we need to be a little more constructive than the\nCatholic Church was with Galileo, and learn how to share our words\nand play nice, like adults. My example of, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nButterfly Effect, Starkly Illustrates How Our Universe Could Not Care\nLess About How Polite You Are, Or How Contentious<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Or,\nHow Many Flaming Idiots Agree With Your Particular Brand Of Insanity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLife only superficially resembles a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Pool\nTable, Winnie the Pooh<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\nAnd Three Stooges Comedy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbecause we happen to inhabit a metaphorical universe. According to\nclassic logic, experiments in physics suggesting that 42 is as good\nas it gets, makes everything ultimately meaningless, yet the actual\nphysical evidence itself confirms that pattern matching and Karma\nrule the universe. Making humor more fundamental than logic, and\nrequiring contextual vagueness, pattern matching, and linguistic\nmathematics in order to make more sense out of it all, while hinting\nat feasible ways in which to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Save\nThe Whole Damn Planet<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIronically,\nthe Emperor in the story can be described as innocently attempting to\navoid being embarrassed, because he had gained weight, and needed to\nbuy new clothes and, due to his social status, he was extremely\nself-conscious about people laughing at him. In a Singularity, simple\nsymmetry ensures that, <\/b><\/i><\/font>We\nAre All Both Flaming Geniuses And Drooling Idiots Alike<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nTrick Is To:<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Be\nThe Drooling Idiot We Can All Come To Know And Love<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nOf course, without abandoning your brain on the side of the road! Or,\nthrowing the baby out with the bathwater! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>On\nThe Playground Of Life, In The School Of Hard Knocks<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Stupid\nIs As Stupid Does<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nMounting Evidence Indicates That Rocket Scientists And Brain Surgeons\nAre No More Intelligent Than Anyone Else<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nYour IQ can even go up and down significantly on a daily basis!\nChanging according to the weather, the amount of air pollution,\nwhether you wear polyester, or just from watching too much TV. The\nissue is not so much how smart you are, but your personal integrity,\nwith most people going through distinct stages in their career from\nneutral, to enthusiastic, to finally jaded. <\/b><\/i><\/font>More\nCompelling Evidence, If You Wish To Call It That, Is The Fact Working\nMemory Remains The Only Known Reliable Measure Of Anyone’s\nCareer Potential<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhich is what you’d expect in a flock of chickens…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tObviously,\nthe importance of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Intelligence\nHas Been Greatly Exaggerated<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nby all of the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Endless\nNonstop Three Stooges Slapstick<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nTraditionally, supported by academia in order to justify their own\nimportance. Not to mention, their ability to keep denying half of\nreality, for the sake of the mainstream and, of course, the\ngood-old-boys-clubs. Yet, Mother Nature merely laughs at all of our\npetty hubris and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Childish\nPretensions<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>That\nWe Actually Know What The Hell We’re Doing<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nAs if, we are all mere <\/b><\/i><\/font>Infants,\nWallowing In Our Own Crap<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, playing around with dolls, and still struggling to learn how\nto talk, and use the potty! Ominously, potty training is inevitable\nin a Singularity, and humanity’s time has finally arrived\nwhile, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nUS Now Appears Determined<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>…\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>To\nLead The Parade<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n \tInformation\nand communications <\/b><\/i><\/font>Behave\nVery Differently,<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nfrom what you would expect in a simple causal metaphysical universe,\nrequiring <\/b><\/i><\/font>Metaphoric\nLogic, Or Bullshit Logic<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut life still remains two steps forward, and one back again.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Eternally\nAbiding In Our Moment<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>….\nGreater harmony neither acts nor reasons, as we dance delightfully\nbetween invisible moonbeams and, with any luck, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Avoid\nFalling On Our Ass<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIn physics, its what’s known as a “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Drunkard’s\nWalk<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nOne that staggers between order and chaos, but still gets you\nsomewhere. Reflecting, the more mechanical half of our mortal\nexistence, that emerges from the more <\/b><\/i><\/font>Organic\nMagic Of Existence Itself<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Which\nIs Truly A Miracle To Believe In<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nOr, to deny all that your little heart might desire! Its even\npossible to desire, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nTaboo Against Having Taboos<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nThankfully, 90% of this game is half-mental, and embracing bullshit\nis the easiest way to eliminate a lot of bullshit! <\/b><\/i><\/font>So,\nSet Your Bullshit Free<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>And,\nSee If It Comes Back To Haunt You<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>If It\nDoesn’t, Maybe Its Not Complete Bullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOne\nof the first practical applications, for my "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Quantized\nInformation Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\nis to create alternatives to the current <\/b><\/i><\/font>Academic\nPeer Review<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nsystems, making many of them <\/b><\/i><\/font>Obsolete\nOvernight!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nAlthough that might sound pretentious on my part, the embarrassing\ntruth is, over the last century, academia has invested so much time\nand energy into denying their own mountain of evidence, that they’ve\nmade it easy for anyone to <\/b><\/i><\/font>Retrodict<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nfrom all the data, whatever they want to know about any branch of the\nsciences. These days, they call it “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Big\nData<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\nFrom Star Trek<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut my <\/b><\/i><\/font>Information\nSingularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nmerely collates Big Data, or his Kin, for what’s missing from\nthis picture. Which is incredibly faster, easier, and more efficient.\nSo much so, that you should frequently be able to use simplified\nalgorithms and an ordinary laptop, with a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Thumb\nDrive<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nrather than the complete multidimensional multifractal equation and\nan industrial computer. Making it additionally possible for anyone\nto, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Gain\nA Better Grasp<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>On\nWhat’s Missing From This Picture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIn any particular line of research they may happen to prefer, which\nacademics have so diligently, and thoughtfully, attempted to hide in\nplain sight, <\/b><\/i><\/font>While\nDaring Anyone To Laugh<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHence,\nmy <\/b><\/i><\/font>Tar\nBaby<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nis aimed squarely at academia, who are simultaneously the truly\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Ancient\nOrigins Of Our Current, Anally Persistent, Problems<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nYet, the only people alive capable of solving most of them or,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Seriously\nIntent On Creating New Ones<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nOnce, an academic asked me what can be done to address the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Endless\nLooming Man-Made Catastrophes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Now\nThreatening The Future Of The Entire Human Race<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Not To\nMention, FREE WILLIE<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLosing my temper, I angrily suggested that he find out who is\nteaching all these idiots, how to destroy the planet faster! <\/b><\/i><\/font>Call\nMe Brain Damaged<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>But,\nEither The Right Hand Knows What The Left Hand Is Doing, Or We’re All\nScrewed<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThey’re stubbornly determined to keep on denying that there’s\nno conventional fix for all of our problems and, as a result, their\nown <\/b><\/i><\/font>Self-Imposed\nProblems<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\ncan only multiply, and transform, into <\/b><\/i><\/font>A\nLandslide Of Lowbrow Slapstick<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nSo, I cover a great deal of their lowbrow slapstick in the following\nchapters, in part, to give people a better feel for the\npossibilities, and just how useful it can be to collate data, in any\nparticular line of research. Providing explicit instructions for how\nto, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Make\nUnique Predictions, For What New Disasters<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>…\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Academia\nWill Inspire Next<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, most will simply insist on carefully censoring everything,\njust as I’ve already been <\/b><\/i><\/font>XXXXXXXX<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nwhile declaring war on anything they can’t easily censor! Regardless,\nneither our governments, nor any other mainstream institution, will\nallow academia to make <\/b><\/i><\/font>Any\nFundamental Changes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nunless they have no choice, so I intend to leave them with, <\/b><\/i><\/font>No\nViable Alternatives Left<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Potty\nTraining Begins At Home Dammit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nFor example, most of the first AI developed for commercial purposes,\nturned out to be worthless for what they were originally designed\nfor, while a recent decade long effort to create an <\/b><\/i><\/font>AI\nThat Can Write<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nscientific theories and papers, spit out an endless stream of\nextremely convincing sounding papers, that were all <\/b><\/i><\/font>Complete\nBullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nYou would think the researchers had deliberately set out to destroy\nwhat’s left of their own peer review system, which has been\nstruggling to keep their heads above water for decades. By all\naccounts, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Academic\nArtificial Intelligence<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Has\nTurned Out To Be, A Redundant Oxymoron<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLikewise, over a trillion dollars was invested in <\/b><\/i><\/font>AI\nResearch<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nin one year alone, yet everyone was surprised, when all of the newer\ncommercial AI, started to resemble the TV sitcom character of “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Archie\nBunker<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nexpressing racist, ageist, sexist, and homophobic biases.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Which\nIs Merely The Default<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nnetworking systems logic in a Singularity, when the lights are on,\nbut nobody’s home, and happens to be related to the "Shannon\nEntropy", that they’re all still using to design everything, and\nwhat physicists technically refer to as the, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Two\nFaces of Janus<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>”\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>And,\nEven More Enigmatic<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>“Yin-Yangy\nPush-Me-Pull-You Dynamics<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nCombined, these two form a particle-wave duality, composed of\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Eigenstates\nAnd Virtual Particles<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nor the quantum mechanical equivalent of, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Blue\nSmoke And Mirrors<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nWhich can be used to model everything as simultaneously random and\nfated. Bereft the slightest good taste or mercy, their irate\ncombination ensures the individual remains eternally fated to decide,\nfor themselves, just exactly what the hell is going on! Explaining\nwhy the everyday world around us appears to be so deterministic yet,\nwe also have the quantum observer effect, and the, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Infamous\nCollapse Of The Wave-Function<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhere the more things change, the more they stay the same and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Nobody\nIs Ever Satisfied<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nBut, the easier it becomes to <\/b><\/i><\/font>Normalize\nAny Expectations<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nsuch as extremes in humor and beauty! Reconciling the two for\nourselves, and our partners. Inexplicably, and paradoxically, the two\nbecoming more satisfying as, simultaneously, they blunt our\nexpectations and preconceptions. As we become all the more authentic\nand harmonious in the moment, as not only individuals but,\ncollectively, as social animals, and <\/b><\/i><\/font>Small\nFurry Mammals<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tExpressing\na, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Rainbow\nSpectrum of Desires<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nFrom whence a modified version of Bertram Maslow’s famous\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Hierarchy\nof Needs!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Doth\nEmerge<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nGraciously Ensuring Darwinian <\/b><\/i><\/font>Survival\nof the Fittest Remains A Complete Oxymoron<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Unless,\nYou Can Retain Your Sense Of Humor<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhat most people desire in a good boss, for example, is also what\nfemale chimpanzees commonly select for in, <\/b><\/i><\/font>An\nAlpha Male<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nThat is, someone who won’t interfere in petty disputes, but who\nintervenes decisively when necessary, in order to maintain the peace,\nas well as, providing food for the troops. Which is also the\ntraditional <\/b><\/i><\/font>Ideal\nPatriarch<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nNeither being angry all the time, depressed all the time, nor simply\ncontent to socialize, or contemplate your own navel, is necessarily\nall that helpful and, male or female, the trick is to remain somewhat\nflexible, for whenever the light bulb might come on, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Contributing\nTo Global Warming<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nNotably, women tend to make more reliable matriarchs in the business\nworld, while men tend to be more creative.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Archie\nBunker<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nbeing the default networking systems logic, also explains why\nrepeated studies have indicated that, even people who believe they’re\nnot racist, and do everything they can to avoid and combat racism,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Still\nHave Unconscious Racial Biases<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLowbrow slapstick merely <\/b><\/i><\/font>Reflects\nThe More Mechanical<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\nMental Masturbation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nside of existence, that applies on a cellular level, to information\nitself, and <\/b><\/i><\/font>Even\nApplies To Inanimate Objects<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nT<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>his\nsame pattern is already showing up repeatedly in physics, with the\nexample I gave of the one experiment indicating that we inhabit a\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Goldilocks\nUniverse<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nConspicuously drawing attention to the fact, over vast scales and\nmagnitudes, lowbrow slapstick manifests in even inanimate objects.\nReflecting how <\/b><\/i><\/font>A\nSingularity Demands Attention<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nDue to the universal recursion in the principle of identity, which\nexpresses its own distinctive recursive symmetry, as pattern\nmatching.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\na long time now, its been widely known that the earth’s\ncomposition, moon, orbit around the sun, and even our orbit within\nthe galaxy, all appear to be “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Just\nRight<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nfor life as we know it <\/b><\/i><\/font>Yet,\nNobody Predicted We Occupy A Goldilocks Universe<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Because\nits taboo in the mainstream and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Anathema\nIn Academia<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nGoldilocks has become a new buzz word in physics, that’s likely to be\ncensored, and there should be four related “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Root\nMetaphors<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nthat overlap, and express the more <\/b><\/i><\/font>Wishy-Washy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nemotional-logic of Intuitionistic Mathematics, as a multidimensional\nmultifractal equation. Mathematically speaking, the four combined\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Form A\nTorus<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nwhich is the same way the neurons in our brains organize for\ncommunication, <\/b><\/i><\/font>With\nOne Ring To Bind Them All<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Lost\nIn Space, Somewhere In The Twilight Zone<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>On\nThe Far Side, Beyond The Outer Limits Of Gilligan’s Island<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Where\nThere Yet Abides The Largest Of All Known Circle-Jerks<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>In\nThe Entire Animal Kingdom<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>The\nDude Himself<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\nparticular interest, pattern matching and networking systems logics,\nshould help to explain immune system dysfunctions, and how the\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Placebo\nEffect Works<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nas expressing Yin and Yang, with our immune and <\/b><\/i><\/font>Reproductive\nSystem Meeting In The Brain<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nContrary to all the theories, yet again, the two appear to <\/b><\/i><\/font>Form\nThe Brain<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, should produce a nonlinear “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Drunkard’s\nWalk<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nbetween order and chaos, one that becomes more efficient the better\nyour sense of humor. Expressing the "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Lowest\nPossible Energy State Of The Complete System<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Or The\nHighest, For The Dude Himself<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nDemonstrating,<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nhow organic life as we know it is normally animated, thinks, and\ncommunicates, in a geometric, or mathematical fashion. For example,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Fungi<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\n(Fun-Guy) have proven to think and communicate in a more geometric\nfashion, than we do, exemplifying how geometry and dynamics\nprogressively exchange identities, according to the four root\nmetaphors, which should apply to the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Four\nPhylums, Whenever Five Sheets To The Wind<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMaking\nwhat is communication, random noise and meaningful, inevitably up the\nto the individual observer to decide, because it represents a\nmysterious, unfathomable, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Universal\nRecursion in the Principle of Identity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nEven the cells of our own bodies comprehend cussing and, instead of\nthe more flattering “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Cosmic\nConsciousness<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>”\nThat so many romantic scientists dream of, they’re privileged\nto document <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nLess Than Flattering<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nlowbrow slapstick of the Muppet Show and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Vaudeville\nStage And Theater<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Of\nThe Mind<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Where\nInstant Karma’s Gonna Getcha Baby<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhich you could say, is Mother Nature’s way of attempting to\nget their attention, and encourage them to learn how to use the\npotty. To share their words and play nice, and to never forget,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Even\nThough Yogi Berra Was From Another Planet Altogether<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Knowing\nOnly That He Knew Nothing, Absolutely Nothing, Nothing Whatsoever<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>He\nBecame Aware That 90% Of This Game Is Half-Mental<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Thus,\nIn Grasping What’s Missing From This Picture, From Somewhere\nWay Far Out In Left Field<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Yogi\nMade It To The Potty On Time<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWriting\nthis book required 35 years of dedicated private research, including\n15 years spent studying six versions of the Tao Te Ching, then\ncracking the analog logic of the text by accident, and spending yet\nanother 15 years writing full-time, only to be censored. Making it\nimpossible for me to earn money off a lifetime of work, so I decided\nto give the brazen lowlife thieves way more than they ever bargained\nfor! However, all I’m actually doing, in order to write this\nbook, is the equivalent of retrodicting from the Big Picture, on the\nlid of the box. Due to its complex symmetry, this book resembles an\nordinary table top jig saw puzzle, but one you have to do five times\nin order to get it right, because the pieces all have similar shapes.\nIt’s just a giant word puzzle, that even a small child can make\nsignificant contributions to, but one so enormous, with such a\ndetailed pattern, that you have to study the Tao Te Ching for\ndecades, in order to have any real chance of finishing a book like\nthis one, within your lifetime. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ncomplete puzzle, for the poetry alone, would include 4,430 poems, or\nperhaps 20,000 pages worth, which the Chinese sometimes call, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nBook That Can Never Be Written<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nThankfully, we only need 430 poems for a good approximation but, even\nthat many, would require fifty years for me to write by myself, while\nothers can easily finish my work in the public domain. That is,\nassuming every country doesn’t censor me, like the US has.\nLeveraging contextual vagueness to express a line of crap a thousand\nmiles long, the book obeys a well known multidimensional\nmultifractal, or<\/b><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>A\nFractured Fairy Tale Equation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nA Fractal Dragon that emerges from a Mandelbrot, with their\ncomplexity reflecting,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>What’s\nMissing From This Picture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nModern <\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>supercomputers\ncan spit the entire thing out in about three years, but they’re\nall classified and regulated by the military-industrial complex, so I\ndecided to save people the trouble, and make it much easier to\naccomplish, on considerably less powerful computers. The entire book,\nincluding this chapter, essentially says, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nBullshit That Can Be Spoken Of Is Not The Enduring Bullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nHowever, every context requiring a significant amount of content,\nmeans symmetry applies to everything, including the asymmetrical, and\nthe reader must always supply some of the content themselves,\nleveraging the quantum mechanics in their own brain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Its\nThe Simple Shit That Always Gets You<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, tiny infants remain the unrivaled masters of Bullshit Logic,\nwho often get the simple shit that escapes adults, and can\neffortlessly spit out more zingers than anybody alive. Taoists like\nto say, “The humor of the toddler is the hardest to master”\nbecause, of course, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>You\nAre The Toddler Dummy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nTheir little empty heads work better as an abacus, or a slide-ruler,\nfor words and concepts, and an AI can emulate that for an adult, and\nmuch more, using the exhaustive default geometry in our poetry. Older\nchildren are the recognized masters of the short form of our “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Oneness\nPoetry<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nbecause, again, they tend to get the simple shit that escapes adults,\nand advanced versions of this book can be simplified down for\ndifferent audiences, for example, eliminating the cussing, and\nspecifically designing versions for children as well. Supplying an\nentirely new way to formulate the emotional-logic of Intuitionistic\nmathematics, that can be used to translate the mathematics in this\nbook into AI and virtual reality engines, making the book that much\nmore interactive.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\na nonlinear VR engine, that can easily <\/b><\/i><\/font>Exchange\nScales And Magnitudes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nwould empower physicists to make more sense out of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Feynman\nDiagrams<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand see how they humorously apply on macroscopic scales. Manifesting\nin different ways on larger scales, but remaining every bit as\nbizarre as they are on the subatomic, whenever you account for what’s\nmissing from this picture. Additionally, making it easier for anyone\nto learn the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Linguistic-Mathematics\nAnd Physics of a Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nand, quite noticeably, easier to generate more macroscopic quantum\neffects. Or, what is commonly referred to as: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Synchronicity,\nMagic, or the Collective Unconscious<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tResembling\nthe ground state in quantum mechanics and, whether you want to call\nit Magic or Science, just depends on the observer and the context.\nClassic logic can be deadly accurate, and is more efficient in a\nquarter of all cases, while fuzzy logic applies more often, and can\nbe anywhere from 10,000-100,000x more efficient than using classic\nlogic, and quantum systems can be up to 125% efficient. Which makes\nno damn sense whatsoever, unless the truth itself speaks louder than\nwords, and is magically more attractive, meaningful, harmonious,\nhumorous, efficient, self-assembling, self-correcting,\nself-organizing, self-evident, self-explanatory, easier to measure,\neasier to maintain, and just plain better. Quanta commonly express\ngreater humble efficiency and elegant simplicity, within the\ncomplexity of their symmetry, while genuine laughter can be compared\nto what Leibniz called the “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Lifeforce<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>”\nWhat physicists today describe as "Virtual Particles" and,\nthe ancient Chinese called, "Chi!"<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>The\nInvisible Flow, Within The Empty Void<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>…<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nBut, more often, hippies prefer to say, "Whenever Harmony Is\nLost, Balance Will Be Restored!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Superpowers<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nand others have been conducting research into psychic phenomena, for\nwell over half a century, while my work explains how to quantify,\namplify, and automate magic, in explicit detail, in the public\ndomain. Making it quite possible to <\/b><\/i><\/font>Start\nA New Arms Race<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nfor who has the better sense of humor! For example, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Sparkling\nLaughter<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nthe infectious kind that nobody can resist, provides an easy way to\nmeasure the truth itself, according to fuzzy logic and quantum\nmechanics, but with up to fourteen decimal places of precision, if\nyou use the latest cutting edge neurological science and technology.\nMy father had such laughter, and could stop any of our arguments dead\nin their tracks, and we would always quickly and calmly settle our\ndisputes, just as soon as we stopped laughing. Sometimes, puzzled as\nto why we had been so convinced that we had to keep arguing. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBasically,\nhis subconscious mind saw more of the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Big\nPicture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nrecognizing the pattern, and used pattern matching to communicate\nwith our own subconscious. Over-riding our conscious minds, which\nwere determined to keep on arguing, but our subconscious just didn’t\nbuy it anymore! However, normally, you don’t require the\noutrageous precision of quantum mechanics, and anyone can easily\nmeasure and document Sparkling Laughter, and related phenomena. In\ntheir own living room if they prefer, using something as ordinary as\na video camera or laptop and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Basic\nFuzzy Logic<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nProviding yet another easy way in which to do a complete end-run\naround academia and the military-industrial complex’s ongoing,\nincreasingly elaborate, attempts to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Censor\nHalf Of Reality<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\npoems can be considered a “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Quantized\nInformation Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nincorporating Intuitionistic mathematics and physics, which can be\ntreated as both mechanical and organic, social and anti-social,\ncausal and acausal, science and magic, because they’re\nessentially powered by the reader’s own more organic magic or,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Personal\nTruth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nWhat can also be thought of as a “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Lesser\nTruth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nof the “<\/b><\/i><\/font>One\nGreater Truth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nthat all of humanity shares. That which binds the universe together!\nSpeaking louder than words! <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nOne Truth Defies Any And All Attempts At Explanation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nReflected in such undeniable facts, as our brains being fundamentally\nquantum mechanical, and our inhabiting a “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Goldilocks\nUniverse<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>."\nFor there are many lesser truths, but <\/b><\/i><\/font>Only\nOne Greater Truth That We Share<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThe One Truth of Socrates, which unconditionally lends every lesser\ntruth greater meaning. Which was actually a common Tribal belief in\nhis day of, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nMemory of God<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nthe resplendent face whom none may look upon and remember in all his\nglory. Where thought and memory, space and time, energy and\ninformation, constantly blur into one…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nof which might sound like <\/b><\/i><\/font>Just\nSo Much Mystical Metaphysical Mumbo Jumbo<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut this book provides its own evidence, according to\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Functionalist<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nor "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Contextualist<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>"<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>,\nah, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Standards<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\nand describes how <\/b><\/i><\/font>Fractal\nGeometry<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nand Chaos Theory must obey their own particle-wave duality, on even\nmacroscopic scales. If anything, modern science and technology are\nboth making it progressively harder to deny the simple truth, that\nthe truth is self-organizing while, we most certainly don’t\nhave time to mess around with attempting to break it to them gently!\nBefore they destroy the entire planet! <\/b><\/i><\/font>In\na Chaotic, Funky Monkey, Fractured Fairy Tale, Fuzzy Wuzzy, Wavy\nGravy, Adult Muppet Show Particle-Wave Duality:<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Wonder\nRemains The Beginning Of All Wisdom<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Which\nIs Why Ya Gotta Learn How Laugh If It Kills You<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nonly way to compel academia to change, is to develop advanced\ntechnology that can force them to change and, for example, if\ninvestors had simply gone on the assumption that academics are merely\nattempting to deny that 42 is as good as it gets, they could have\neasily avoided investing their money in recent attempts to\ncommercialize the first AI. Most of which, turned out to be utterly\nuseless for what they were designed for. My own work makes a large\nnumber of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Unique\nPredictions<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\npossible, that can even be used to manipulate the stock market if you\nwant, using a simple laptop. Using simple pattern matching, to invert\nthe <\/b><\/i><\/font>Quantum\nObserver Effect<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nmakes it incredibly faster, easier, and more efficient, to make a\nwide variety of unique predictions, that academia and the\nmilitary-industrial complex are entirely incapable of making. That\ndoesn’t mean an "Information Singularity" will destroy the\nentire world economy, or start WWIV, merely provide a viable\nalternative, to the "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Winner\nTakes All Economy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSure,\nthey can imitate my approach, and are trying their best but, thanks\nto all of their institutionalized taboos, and good-old-boy bullshit,\nworking like <\/b><\/i><\/font>Blinders\nOn A Horse<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nthat they all wear, they remain incapable of making nearly as many\nunique predictions, and incredibly less efficient. Even if they use\nthe same algorithms, and create an artificial neural network capable\nof thinking like a human, all they will produce are modified\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Schizophrenic\nVersions Of Archie Bunker<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nthat they have to use additional training to get them to behave\nthemselves, or AI that merely laugh at all of their childish\nnonsense, while their stunted senses of humor will ensure they\noverlook countless subtle nuances in the Big Picture. In other words,\nthe harder they attempt to control reality itself, going to such\nridiculous extremes, the more self-defeating they’re becoming,\nand the easier they’re making it for others, to find effective ways\naround all of their nonsense. So, of course, I gave every spy online\nmy Tar Baby, so they could all have time to think about it, and to\ntest my ideas out on each other first, before the shit hits the fan\nany harder! Like I said, its already quite possible to start an arms\nrace, for who has the better sense of humor and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Turn\nThe Entire World Economy, Upsidedown, Insideout, And Tortuously\nTwisted<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Violating\nAll Common Decency, Folding, Spindling, And Mutilating Other People’s\nPaychecks<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\nnothing more than a little funky linguistic analysis, incorporating\nwidely used pattern matching, Intuitionistic mathematics and physics,\nand <\/b><\/i><\/font>Adult\nMuppet Show And Yogi Berra Weirdness<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\nFrom Another Planet Altogether! <\/b><\/i><\/font>Deep\nFried Extra Crispy, By The Colonel Himself<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Its\nFinger Licking Good, Here In The Kentucky Fried, Southern Global\nWarming, Twilight Zone<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nBeyond The Outer Limits Of The Cosmic Microwave Background! Lost In\nSpace, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Somewhere\nOver The Rainbow<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>On The\nFar Side Of Gilligan’s Island<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nHowever, I had to retrodict from <\/b><\/i><\/font>ALL<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nthe data first, the hard way, only to be censored, and my Tar Baby is\nmerely the first half of the multidimensional multifractal equation\nrequired, but its the hardest half to get right, while others can\neasily finish the second half in the public domain, just as the\nChinese scholars did with the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Original\nTar Baby<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nEnsuring the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Pentagon<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand everyone else, has plenty of time to test it out for themselves\nwhile, in the meantime, anyone else can still feel free to edit,\npublish, and expand upon my work, in any country, that doesn’t\ncensor the public domain, nearly as heavily as the US, Russia, and\nChina in particular.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\na long time, academia has claimed that the US censors our mass media\nless than other countries, while they continue to deny that humor is\nmeaningful, classify jokes older than monuments, and are now casually\nhelping the government to censor the mass media even more thoroughly,\nnot only in the US, but everywhere else! Of course, in order to\nprotect their own students from themselves. Its easy enough to\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Collate\nEndless Bullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\njust to throw it all right back in academia’s faces, for the\nnext century or two at least, but that’s like throwing the\nThree Stooges’ crap right back in their faces, and can quickly\nbecome counterproductive. Especially, when they’re only\nrepeating whatever the good-old-boy-clubs, and <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nMainstream, Demand From Them<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nIn South Korea, for example, their own students demanded that their\nteachers go on strike, when their teachers began committing suicide\nin record numbers, due to their students physically attacking them!\nJesus famously said, "Forgive Them Father, For They Know Not\nWhat They Do!" With the advent of modern technology, entire\ncultures are now gagging on all of the lies they’ve promoted, which\nare starting to kill everything on the damn planet! Sometimes, in\nunique ways that modern science can’t even begin to predict, because\nthe idiots are still hellbent on censoring half of reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSo,\nI supply plenty of more socially acceptable alternatives, to merely\nusing all the analog logic in this book, to embarrass people or\nwhatever, and I’m sure other people can think of even more, but\nwe don’t have time to be delicate about all of their Three\nStooges slapstick, killing even their own children! Successfully\ncracking the analog logic empowered me to do something, that nobody\nelse has ever managed before, to begin to extrapolate our <\/b><\/i><\/font>Rainbow\nWarrior Poetry<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\ndirectly into more lucid chapters, like this one. That millions of\nfans already familiar with the genre can improve upon, at any time,\nwithin the public domain. Developing an analog theory of everything\nand nothing, or writing any similar book they might want, using the\nsame lexicon, equation, and modern AI, to eventually make it easy\nenough for even a child to do. Out of billions and billions and\nbillions of actual real people, even those simple minded enough to be\nonly vaguely familiar with the prehistoric genre of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Oneness\nPoetry<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nlike the Pentagon, everyone always recognizes which poems are better.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>You\nCan’t Fake Professional Wrestling, Because It’s Impossible To Fake\nComplete Bullshit, That’s Already Fake<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Like\nOur Oneness Poetry<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nam the Shockwave Rider, the Wu Li Master Of The Tao Te Ching, A\nWarrior Of The Rainbow, Who Rides The Great Rainbow Fractal Dragon!\nOnly Heaven Above Inspires Harmony In Unbalanced Gravity, Yet Gravity\nRemains The Source Of Lightness! For Harmony Neither Acts Nor\nReasons, Thus, Unconditionally Lending Everything Greater Meaning.\nEmbracing What’s Missing From This Picture In The Present And,\nSimultaneously, In Both The Past And Future! Accomplishing The\nImpossible, Without Ever Actually Having To Do A Damn Thing!\nSometimes, knowing when to simply do nothing, absolutely nothing at\nall, can make all the difference in the world! Likewise, knowing how\nto forget that which can never be forgotten, can save your sanity, if\nnothing else. It turns out, the Pale Buddha was dead wrong, and the\npast is never just a memory, nor is the future merely a dream! Which\nis why, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Now\nAnd Zen Thoughtfully Made Time-Warped Everywhen<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, the time is never quite what anybody thinks it is anymore, and\nnever will be again, until that time rolls round again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTime,\ninformation, humor, synergy, harmony, synchronicity, consciousness,\nawareness, and magic, ultimately become indistinguishable, ensuring\nthe past and future remain mutable, merely expressing <\/b><\/i><\/font>Karma<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nor particle-wave duality in a Singularity. According to the latest\nevidence, every subatomic particle somehow simultaneously occupies\nthe past and the future. Making time appear to be both a local and\nnonlocal phenomena, similar to geometry being everywhere in the\nuniverse, yet the curvature of space only becomes noticeable over\nlarger distances, such as looking at the horizon, or on the smallest\nof subatomic scales. Everyone being part of the Collective\nUnconscious, we collectively decide what is reality, ensuring nobody\never gets exactly what they want, but everyone always gets what they\nneed for their personal growth. Requiring nonlinear temporal\ndynamics, and the Butterfly Effect, as well as pattern matching and a\nsense of humor, in order to more fully comprehend how the causal\nuniverse physically emerges from the acausal, and how matter and\nenergy emerge from the four forces of nature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nTruth merely laughs at all of our foolish attempts to control reality\nand, inexorably, demands a price, precisely because it\nunconditionally lends everything greater meaning. Even our worst\nmistakes! <\/b><\/i><\/font>Against\nAny And All Protests To The Contrary<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nInevitably, the Ugly Duckling, need, must, transform into the Swan\nbecause, of course, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nSimple Truth Happens To Be Every Sad, And Confused, Ugly Ducking’s\nSimple Fate<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Regardless\nOf How Loudly They Protest<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAlthough this book contains endless lowbrow slapstick, again, it\nmerely represents the default networking systems logic in a\nSingularity and, I tell people, I just do the equivalent of the basic\nalgebra and geometry. Which can be tedious beyond the point of\ntorture, and unbelievably ugly, and not nearly as pretty and exciting\nas calculus, but calculus without algebra is a complete disaster! One\nwe definitely don’t need right now!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nI<\/b><\/i><\/font>ndian\nVedas<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nare an example of “<\/b><\/i><\/font>pretty<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nfuzzy logics, which were originally designed for personal growth,\nwhile others can work on updating and adapting whatever they want,\nbut I’m not waiting around for Indian Gurus, Bollywood,\nHollywood, Traditional Taoists, Buddhists, Muslims, Christians, or\nanyone else to <\/b><\/i><\/font>Do\nThe Dirty Work<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>The\nDirty Deed<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThat they’ve never chosen to do in the past! <\/b><\/i><\/font>Forget\nAbout Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Mine\nIs In The Public Domain, FOR FREE<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nHa, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nPentagon has stolen, then censored, 35 years of dedicated private\nresearch, and 15 years of full time writing, but the more they keep\nstealing from me, the more self-defeating they’re becoming. Thanks to\nthe truth asserting itself, over any scales and magnitudes and,\ninevitably, winning in the end. More than one master of meditation\nhas attempted to argue with me, when I simply informed them that\nmodern neurology is already making it possible, to turn anyone into\nan instant master, so they too can sit at the bottom of a pool for an\nhour, but that’s just not all that helpful for, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Saving\nThe Damn Planet<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nPersonally, I like the early episodes of Archie Bunker and “<\/b><\/i><\/font>All\nIn The Family<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nbut there’s no accounting for taste, and I’m certainly\nnot writing this book for merely entertainment or personal growth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBeing\nexclusive, classic logic emphasizes the “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Little\nPicture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nwhile analog logic is much more inclusive, stressing examining the\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Big\nPicture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>".\nRelying solely on symmetry and pattern matching to describe\neverything, including all of the stuff that nobody ever wants to be\nreminded of! Again, very much like assembling an ordinary table top\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Jig-Saw\nPuzzle<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut with the exception that this one eventually becomes magically\nself-organizing. Which can be measured with mathematical precision,\nto produce a universal geometry, or mathematics, that apply to even\nour words and concepts. Making it the obvious way to address\ncountless problems, but only if we can develop the complete\nlinguistic-mathematics and physics, in the public domain. In\ncountries that still have a saltier sense of humor, and more freedom\nof speech, than either the US, Russia, or China in particular. Who,\nare deliberately stunting their own sense of humor, by heavily\ncensoring themselves, who are working their way up to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Censoring\nThe Public Domain, On Mars<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, obviously, remain hellbent on seeing just how much territory\nthey can all claim, assuming that any of them survive in the long\nrun! The rest of us have other concerns, than merely <\/b><\/i><\/font>Defending\nReal Estate Claims And The All-Mighty-Dollar<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nMany among us would prefer the Three Stooges leave a living planet\nand economy, that’s actually worth defending!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnything\ndemonstrable can be considered simultaneously bullshit and the truth,\nas fuzzy logic already suggests, with energy and information, scales\nand magnitudes, expressing particle-wave duality, and the issue is\nwhat can we, as both individuals and groups, accept for ourselves,\nand actually put to constructive use. Bullshit merely represents any\nlesser truth, while there can be only <\/b><\/i><\/font>One\nGreater Truth We All Share<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nFor all practical purposes the specific context, or situation,\ndemonstrably determines what can easily be considered the greater\ntruth, as both the context, and any of its contents, inevitably\nexchange identities, expressing their own particle-wave duality.\nAgainst any and all sincere heartfelt objections, including lingering\nregrets of my own, again, this book meets the requirements for a\nContextual Philosophy. And, is the first to successfully combine\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Socratic\nWisdom<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nwith the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Tao\nTe Ching<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nin a self-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable manner, even\nsupplying its own “empirical” evidence for macroscopic\nquantum effects, and the most parsimonious explanations for\neverything. Having no accepted theory of humor, academia can either\ncontradict themselves again, or choose to interpret this book as a\nSocratic philosophy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMaking\nall of its contents public domain, and you can call it whatever the\nhell you want, but its a Singularity, that leverages the intrinsic\ngeometry of language, powered by the reader’s own lesser truth,\nand the <\/b><\/i><\/font>One\nGreater Truth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nBoth of which remain humanity’s fate, and are self-organizing,\nno matter how stridently anybody might choose to object! You can run,\nbut you cannot <\/b><\/i><\/font>Hide\nFrom Your Own Damn Truth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhich has a life and a will of its own, or somebody would have\ncopyrighted and patented the truth, long, long ago.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSomething,\nthat’s easy enough to prove, in a few million different ways, using\neven a simple video camera in your own living room, but I also\nsuggest plenty of additional ways, that professionals can prove it to\ntheir own satisfaction, without requiring access to elaborate\nequipment. Such as requiring time on a ridiculously expensive\nsupercomputer, or a particle accelerator, all regulated by the\nmilitary-industrial complex. In fact, its possible to measure\nconsciousness itself and, hopefully, professionals will supply other\nadditional easy ways, in which to prove everything that I’m\nwriting about, using an ordinary laptop, or in any ordinary,\nclaustrophobic, closet sized laboratory. Just to tweak their colleges\nnoses if nothing else, but it would help to speed things up and,\npossibly, reduce all the confusion and fighting, if Karma were simply\ndeclared a law of nature. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThis\nentire book can be translated into any language, using whatever\nparticular characters and metaphors you happen to prefer, and the\npoems will still assume the same shapes, with dynamics and geometry,\nlogic and information, also overlapping, expressing their own\nnonlinear particle-wave duality. In a manner which can also be\ntranslated into analog geometry, or differentials, for the equivalent\nof an AI abacus, or a slide-rule, you can use in VR, that becomes\nmore useful, accurate, and precise the better your sense of humor.\nWritten language and our concepts themselves all obey the same\ndefault geometry, as everything else in a singularity, reflecting the\nlimits of our own mortal fallibility, and the fact that, as part of\nthe Collective Unconscious, the individual must always decide for\nthemselves what is meaningful. One of my fondest desires is to\nautomate the entire process, and help everyone to learn, all over\nagain, how to laugh at the funny naked man in the parade, without\nhaving to go through all the trouble I had to! Attempting to write\nthis book in any other fashion, to make it more "socially\nacceptable” to the mainstream, would possibly have required a\nsupercomputer, a small think tank, and another fifty years, which no\none was offering me, and I was in a hurry anyway…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThankfully,\neven when I made them all go cross-eyed, and they had absolutely no\nclue what I was doing, a few more traditional Taoists, and a variety\nof witches, took a chance on me, and supported my efforts and, like I\nsaid, I was in a hurry to save our grandchildren, and leave them a\nworld worth living in! Theoretically, the finished product will be\nable describe how any language, mathematics, and physics work,\naccording to pattern matching, fuzzy logic, and particle-wave\nduality, but you can also think of it as literally being, <\/b><\/i><\/font>A\nMagical Literary Rabbit Hole<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nOne, that leverages the magic of our own quantum mechanics, to ensure\nthe good guys win more often, and have the last laugh. Merely\nutilizing simple pattern matching and fuzzy logic, to lose more of\nour personal taboos and biases, and work on our own sense of humor,\nand personal integrity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nI said, a supercomputer can already spit all 4,430 poems, including\nhundreds of pages of pornographic poems, which should be more than\nenough to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Make\nAnyone Lose Their Religion<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, lose any remaining doubts they may have that a "Singularity"\nis not really about what you believe, so much as, merely accepting\nthe self-evident truth. Which it should also be possible to\naccomplish in VR, using interactive programs, that can make it much\nmore practical for most, without anyone having to rely on a lot of\npornography, cussing, or anything objectionable to the mainstream.\nWhatever approach you choose, losing more of your taboos, empowers\npeople to become more aware of the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Collective\nUnconscious<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLending the good guys greater awareness of the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Big\nPicture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand an even greater magical advantage. The good guys simply accept\nmore of the truth, and pay it forward more often, while the truth is\nwhat decides the final outcome, and we ourselves can only help the\ntruth organize on its own. Any <\/b><\/i><\/font>Genuine\nMorality<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nemerges from our own <\/b><\/i><\/font>More\nHarmonious Metaethics<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nboth as individuals and societies, requiring networking systems\nlogic, which I cover in other chapters.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAmong\nother things, my <\/b><\/i><\/font>Information\nSingularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\ncan be used to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Tame\nThe Wild Internet<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAgain, helping to establish alternatives to the current peer review\nsystem and, additionally, making it possible to automate them in new\nways. Many have hoped that quantum cryptography can tame the\ninternet, but it cannot prevent the Three Stooges from attempting to\ncensor and classify half of reality, in both academia and the mass\nmedia, and it cannot prevent anyone from using AI online, to\nmanipulate what people know, and tend to believe. Using an\nInformation Singularity the good guys can better predict just how\nmuch of anything is bullshit, and make other unique predictions, and\ncan work more magic than usual, which becomes all the more\nself-organizing: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Whenever\nSuitably Encouraged<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThanks\nto our universe itself being magical, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Our\nGestures Always Matter<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, the good guys win that much more often <\/b><\/i><\/font>While,\nThe Cure Can Sometimes Be Worse Than The Disease<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAll of which can eventually make the most elaborate Three Stooges\nslapstick far too expensive, for anyone to automate, by literally\nhelping the good guys, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Stay\nTwo Punch Lines Ahead Of The Competition<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nA ten year cross-disciplinary study declared the I-Ching word perfect\nand complete for introspective purposes and, using the same\nlinguistic-mathematics and physics in this book to translate the\ntext, providing the good guys with an even better perspective on the\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Big\nPicture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand an even greater <\/b><\/i><\/font>Magical\nAdvantage<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSocrates\nand Galileo are two classic examples, however, there are eight\nbillion people in the world today, many of whom have access to modern\ntechnology, and everyone continuing to promote Three Stooges\nslapstick, Archie Bunker AI and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Widespread\nPanic In The Streets<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Just\nDoesn’t Cut It Anymore<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThe technology I’m hoping to develop would eventually make it\nimpossible for anyone to continue to arbitrarily abuse advanced\ntechnology, of any kind. Many conservatives, in particular, have\nconfided to me, that they believe we require just such a new\ntechnology, one that can prevent people from abusing technology at\nthe drop of a hat, but you have to careful what you wish for! Its the\nancient Chinese blessing and curse of, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>May\nYou Live In Interesting Times<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nSurrendering to the truth is simply our fate, yet people will still\ncommonly deny the truth with their last dying breath, claim that\n"<\/b><\/i><\/font>Fate<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>"\nis a counterproductive concept, or claim that they already know the\ntruth, when they refuse to even share a stupid dictionary, and prefer\nto make up their own definitions for words like "Honesty"\nand the “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Truth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”.\nA recent survey concluded that the same quarter of the population,\nspreading most of the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Fake\nNews And Misinformation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\ncould not care less about the truth. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNote,\nthat this also means its possible to establish a new online economy\nbased on, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Pay\nYour Karma, And Pay It Forward Until The End Of Time<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAlong the same lines as, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Pay\nYour Debts, While Paying Future Interest Rates<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAn economy which, nonetheless, should prove to be magically\ncompetitive with existing economies and, eventually, can be used to\nestablish a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Meritocracy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nSomething along the lines of Star Trek and Star Wars combined with,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nMuppet Show<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nOf course, it could be far worse, but physicists are still commonly\narguing nobody is a miracle, babies are not miracles, life is not a\nmiracle, magic is not real, and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>There’s\nNo Damn Proof<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, refusing to acknowledge that they’ve stunted their own sense\nof humor horribly, institutionalizing their denial for thousands of\nyears, to the point where they can’t even use a stupid dictionary\nanymore, and are now industriously helping to censor half of reality.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEmpowering\nevery military-industrial complex in existence, to classify and\ncensor anything, that doesn’t already fit into their <\/b><\/i><\/font>Myopic\nWorldview<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nEnsuring that academics themselves are not only less capable of being\naware of any of the existing magic in life, but also much less likely\nto reproduce, more likely to contradict themselves, more often\nsexist, and among the least trusted in society! In recent years, even\npromoting antisemitism again yet, all it requires to prove it is to,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Collate\nTheir Own Data<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhich, of course, is likely to be censored, however, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Their\nTimeless Denial Is Still Easily Overcome<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIn countless other ways, just like in the story of, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nEmperor’s New Clothes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut we desperately need to develop the analog logic,\nlinguistic-mathematics, and physics further. <\/b><\/i><\/font>For\nThere Is No More New Frontier<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>And,\nWe Have Got To Make It Here<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, as I write this, only a month ago: <\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>All\nOf The Oceans, Around The World, Dramatically Rose In Temperature<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>For\nThe First Time In Recorded History<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nCatholic Church went out of their way to burn witches at the stake,\ninsisting only Catholic priests could work "good" magic,\nand severely circumscribed at that, but indiscriminately burning\ninnocent women alive, and promoting their good magic, has not\nprevented the entire planet from going down the toilet! Nor did it\nsupport progress in the sciences, in the case of Galileo! Today,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Every\nEngineer<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nI’ve spoken to on the subject, has puzzled over why they have\nto account for electrons standing still on modern computer chips\nwhile, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nHoles They Occupy Appear To Move Around Instead<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nYet, they’ve all turned me down flat whenever I’ve\noffered to explain, even using their own more abstract paradoxical\nterms. Considering that almost nobody knows how to use a stupid\ndictionary, or is willing to admit they do, I usually prefer to avoid\ndiscussing such issues myself, or anything more controversial than\nthe weather! Still, I like to tell people, whether you believe in God\nor not, whether you believe in magic or not: <\/b><\/i><\/font>These\nDays, We Are All A Miracle To Believe In<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAccording to a mountain of scientific evidence, the entire planet is\nin desperate need of quite a few miracles while, <\/b><\/i><\/font>All\nThe Alternatives I Can Think Of Suck<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThis\nbook is still missing at least the last two chapters, and a dozen or\nmore poems, but I thought it best to publish it early, and update it\nlater. If anything confuses you, the last finished chapter, "Yogi\nBerra Yoda Bullshit Kung Fu 101a" contains a nice brief synopsis\nof all the more complicated humor in the book. Expressed as an adult\nversion of Peter Pan and the Lost Boys. The chapter is only half\nfinished, however<\/b><\/i><\/font>,\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>The\nOcean Itself Is Changing Color<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Underwater\nHeat Waves Are Now Killing Everything In The Oceans<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWe are out of time, and you can run, but none can hide from what is\nto come.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>God\nHelp Us All, God Knows, We Need All The Help We Can Get<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nShockwave\nRider!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t<\/font>At\nthe impressionable age of five years old, for the first time it\noccurred to me that the whole world is insane, and this was something\nthat I was just going to have to figure out on my own. Huckleberry\nFin, was supposedly the same age, but he smoked a pipe, and drank\nhard liquor while, I Was Never Quite That Precocious<\/u>! Of\ncourse, modern psychology avoids Using Words Like Insanity<\/u>,\npreferring to use Latin terms, but I was only five, and had always\nbeen rather attached to Using Plain English<\/u>. Having no\ninterest in Exotic Subcultures<\/u> that speak dead languages, by\nfourteen, I had already become, The Ultimate Skeptic<\/u>!\nDedicated, to my own private research into modern physics and\nphilosophy. Never having found the slightest bit of comfort, in damn\nfools everywhere, still claiming to be voice of sanity, In An\nInsane World<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDecades\nwould pass before the internet was invented so, once a month, I\nvisited the largest library in the area, that subscribed to physics\njournals, and would sit on the floor, skimming through them for hours\non end, searching for what’s missing from this picture… Thus,\nbegan what was to become a lifelong journey, of heedlessly plunging\nheadfirst, ever deeper, into the Musty Fecund Bowels<\/u> of\nEastern and Western Philosophy, Science, and Religion. Relentlessly\nSeeking Answers<\/u>! As to why our modern, “High-Tech<\/u>”,\nsocieties are so brazenly and unabashedly insane, without ever\nactually holding out any hope of finding any real answers on my own.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSkeptics\nare all normally assumed to be atheists, but that’s in no small\npart due to atheists frequently demanding that agnostics either call\nthemselves some sort of atheist, or Hide In The Closet<\/u>! While,\nI was an agnostic who was extremely skeptical of so-called,\n“Atheist-Skeptics<\/u>”. Who’re infamous for\ninternet trolls, and for promoting Endless Rhetoric<\/u>, Sarcasm,\nFascism, and Totalitarian Communism! All in the name of Science,\nReason, and Humanism! Not that I blame atheists, for being insane in\nan insane world, but it certainly never endeared them to anybody,\nnobody that I know anyway! Much less, inspired confidence in a damned\nthing they say! With atheists today being the least trusted among\nbelievers and nonbelievers alike! While, I have yet to hear a single\natheist admit in public, that they have soundly earned their\nreputation, and its usually Best To Avoid Them, By A Few Hundred\nFeet<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIts\na sad truth that the Antisocial Behavior<\/u> of countless\natheists, has encouraged not only agnostics to hide in the closet,\nbut other atheists as well while, today, atheists are not even\nremotely unique in that regard. Shakespeare famously wrote, “Me\nThinks Familiarity Doth Breed Contempt<\/u>!” And, in recent\ndecades, academia and the mainstream have abused one another, the\nEnglish Language, and the Mass Media, To Such a Horrendous Extent<\/u>!\nThat me thinks familiarity doth commonly breed, even the more\ndeplorable depths of self-contempt and loathing, In Modern-Day\nBabylon<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnywho,\nbereft the slightest clue as to what to look for, and in spite of\nencountering the typical\ncustomary-abnormal-impromptu-ritual-knee-jerk-resistance, and\nwoefully misplaced sexual frustration, from the Ubiquitous\nUnsundry Self-Appointed Yahoos And Motley Crews<\/u>, commonly found\nanywhere on a map today! Nevertheless, I resolutely endeavored\nto explore<\/span> the fundamentals, from an agnostic perspective,\nthoroughly convinced that surrendering to the Ongoing Widespread\nMadness<\/u>, was never a viable option in the long run. When The\nBanks And The Marching Morons Always Decide Who Wins, War Never Ends<\/u>!\nAnd, Paddling Up Shit Creek, Is No Longer An Option<\/u>! Since\nlong before I was even a gleam in my father’s eye, the entire world\nhas been working overtime, attempting to build up enough credit with\nthe banks, To Officially Declare WWIII<\/u>!<\/span>\nRight After They’re All Done Killing Every Other Living\nThing On The Planet<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRather\nthan relying on more traditional “Schools of Thought<\/u>”,\npsychology, sociology, or conventional wisdom, which all appeared to\nhave made little progress, and were making feeble attempts at best,\nout of Sheer Desperation<\/u>! As a young teen, I was already\ndetermined to single-handedly sort through the entire Disjointed\nMuddled Mess<\/u>! That, academia refers to as modern physics and\nphilosophy, Beginning At The Beginning<\/u>! Having already been\nreduced to applying, The Brute Force Process of Elimination<\/u>!\nWading through endless bullshit, and weeding out all of the more\nOutlandishly Lame Attempts At Explanations<\/u>, while hoping the\nentire time that some “Think-Tank<\/u>” would\neventually publish something cogent on the subject. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUnfortunately,\nWhenever Convenient<\/u>, physicists tend to ignore semantics, and\npay more attention to the physical evidence, while philosophers tend\nto ignore any physical evidence, preferring to Play Around With\nSemantics<\/u> and, to make matters worse, my English Teachers were of\nlittle help, merely claiming the English Language has few, “Hard\nand Fast Rules<\/u>”. Pressing My High School Teachers<\/u>,\nwith endless nonstop questions, one surprised me when She Casually\nMentioned<\/u> that, theoretically, the English Language may have a\nsecond grammar. Exactly how everyone could have missed the existence\nof a "Second Grammar<\/u>", for several centuries, and\nwhy it still remains theoretical to this day, became just more\ndiscordant facts to add to my Growing Collection<\/u>, but I was\nStubborn<\/u>, and eventually found the answers! By paying close\nattention to some of the more contentious, Academic Wannabe\nCunning Linguists<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDecades\nlater, after ruling out countless possibilities, from among the\nworld’s major religions, philosophies, and physical theories, I\ntook the time to invent my own linguistic analysis, based on\n“Contextual Vagueness<\/u>”; starting with adopting the\nvaguest possible definitions for almost any word, from among the\nfirst four found in Any Common Dictionary<\/u>. After practicing\nand studying for yet another decade, I finally felt ready to attempt\nto expand upon the work of Ludwig Wittgenstein by, Stressing\nAuthenticity Over Knowledge<\/u>. Wittgenstein’s linguistic\nanalysis had always puzzled me, not because I didn’t understand\nit but, because it was Patently Obvious<\/u>! Most academics\nstruggle to even superficially comprehend his work, while all of the\nmore Famous Philosophers<\/u>, who later espoused his work, may as\nwell be Beating A Dead Horse, As Far As I Was Concerned<\/u>!\nHaving, repeatedly, driven his linguistic analysis entirely into the\ndirt! Thoroughly confusing clever arguments with substance,\npreposterously pontificating, pessimistically proposing pursuing\npettier putrid puerile points, Until, All Too Predictably!<\/u>\nThey conspicuously began to run out of trivial complaints, and glib\narguments to make and, immediately, proceeded to carefully cover\ntheir own tracks. Steadily, painting themselves into their own quiet\nlittle corner, In A Private Room, In A Chinese Restaurant, At The\nEnd Of The Universe<\/u>! Where they make their own fortune cookies.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSearching\nfor the slightest opening that I could exploit, I spent a year\nMeticulously Reducing<\/u> his logic as far as I could, only to\nencounter A Complete Dead-End<\/u>, and come up Empty-Handed<\/u>!\nNormally, I don’t have to work at deconstructing a philosophy\nand, after a lifetime of practice, just reading any text, I can\neasily spot any Unwarranted Assumptions<\/u>, poorly defined\nvariables, Vague Statements, Contradictions<\/u>, and anything that\nconflicts with established facts and empirical evidence but,\nWittgenstein<\/u> had turned out to be different. Those with more\nthan a passing familiarity with his work, frequently compare it to\nreading, “A Dry Auto-Repair Manual<\/u>!" And, from the\nvery beginning, I had known all along, he would be, One Tough\nGerman Nut To Crack<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nfact that I had so completely, utterly, and spectacularly failed, In\nHis Particular Case<\/u>, merely confirmed that I was onto something,\nbut had left me with no clue whatsoever, as to how to proceed, and I\nwas now ready to resort to Consulting A Ouija Board<\/u>! Merely\nHoping For The Slightest Inspiration<\/u>! Rather than attempting to\ncontact the dead for an audience, I decided to try something new for\na change, and turned to the only other text that had consistently\nResisted All Of My Attempts<\/u> at analysis and, for the first\ntime ever, began extrapolating “Rainbow Warrior Poetry<\/u>”,\nfrom the “Tao Te Ching<\/u>”. Only to effortlessly\ncrack its analog logic wide-open, like a walnut and, Unceremoniously,\nDeep-Fried My Brain Extra-Crispy<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tExtensively\nstudied by scholars, the Tao Te Ching’s Vague, Cloying,\nAnarchistic Philosophy<\/u> has always appealed to extreme skeptics\nlike me, but it incorporates a complex paradoxical writing style,\nmore often used for meditation, While I’ve Never So Much As\nTaken A Tai Chi Class In My Life<\/u>! Even so-called “Philosophical\nTaoists<\/u>” are frequently mystics, and the very idea that the\n2,400 year old text could ever possibly make more than the most\nsuperficial sense to anyone, is widely considered, Flat-Out\nInsane<\/u>! At least a hundred English Translations have been\npublished and, a few times in the past, I’ve watched\nStoned-Hippies<\/u> play around with applying cuss words to the\nshort poems, only to waste four hours generating Meaningless\nWord-Salad<\/u>, and had always assumed that it must be impossible!\nOr, surely, SomeBody<\/u>! Out of the several billion other idiots\non the planet, foolish enough to have also Read The Damned Thing<\/u>!\nSometime, in the last two thousand years or so, Would Have Figured\nIt Out Already<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEqually\ndisturbing, I had bumbled upon the discovery that, Potty Mouth\nNursery Rhymes, Older Than Monuments<\/u>! And, Still Being\nReinvented By Little Kids Everywhere<\/u>! Were The Likely Origins\nOf The 12,000 Year Old Bagua, Or The "Book Of Changes<\/u>!"\nFrom which the I-Ching and the Tao Te Ching were later extrapolated.\nThe whole reason I had spent so long working on Wittgenstein, was on\nthe assumption that he had to make more sense than the Tao Te Ching,\nonly to discover the opposite is true, and the Tao Te Ching can use\npotty humor to describe Wittgenstein, With Mathematical Precision<\/u>!\nAdding insult to injury, over the routine course of conducting\nlogistics research, upon my just happening to casually notice that\nthe internet was being Heavily Censored<\/u>, more than usual that\nis, of anything new related to fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics in\nparticular, Well Naturally<\/u>! I dug a bit deeper than usual,\nonly to discover that some of these same Potty Mouth Nursery\nRhymes<\/u> have been classified as, “Vital To The National\nDefense<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nIf you ask me, Fiction Is An All Too Commonplace Reality<\/u> but,\nif reality were never stranger than fiction, nobody would ever buy\nit! One Logician, whose work is classified, asked me to write\nparadoxical nonsense for him and, rather than deny my own evidence,\neventually I decided to: Bite The Bullet<\/u>! And, see if I could\nmake more sense out of it all, by going cross-eyed for the next\ndecade or two. Dedicating myself to mastering the potty mouth prose\nof the poetry, which uses Only Salty Quotes<\/u>, popular song\nlyrics, and commonly used phrases whenever possible. Writing all of\nthe “Poetry<\/u>” required, for a more detailed\nexamination of the analog logic, necessitated that I also write down\nthese chapters, collating the entire lifetime’s worth of\nIncongruous Disparate Facts<\/u>, which I had amassed, only to\nconfirm my worst suspicions. Difficult as it might be, for billions\naround the globe to believe, I’ve found a way to prove, The\nPale Buddha Was Dead Wrong<\/u>! It turns out that the past is never\njust a memory, nor is the future merely a dream, for the time is\nnever quite what anybody thinks it is, until that time rolls round\nagain, and 42, Really Is As Good An Explanation As Anyone Will\nEver Get<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOf\ncourse, Douglass Adams, or any idiot for that matter, can claim that\n42 is, “The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything<\/u>!”\nBut, this book explores the linguistic, sociological, physical, and\nmathematical evidence, based on first principles, and I make enough\nunique predictions, that it may even qualify as, “A Theory\nof Everything and Nothing<\/u>!” Which just so happens to\nresemble physical reality as we know it. For example, in spite of\nbeing incredibly accurate, and indispensable for countless purposes,\nnevertheless, Newtonian Mechanics have turned out to be Tautological<\/u>,\nwhile Relativity is Blatantly Self-Contradictory<\/u>! And,\nadditionally, has proven to use the same mathematics as\nThermodynamics<\/u>, which are still struggling to successfully\nincorporate The Arrow of Time<\/u>. As if, the two merely trade\naccuracy for precision, and what Relativity ultimately describes is:\nHow Hot Is Too Hot To Touch<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAccording\nto the math, Newtonian Mechanics defy their own principle of\nidentity, implying that everything is possibly composed of Teeny-Tiny\nPing-Pong Balls<\/u>, Lime Jell-O, Wavy Gravy, Little White Tornadoes,\nHydraulic Fluid, Rubber Duckies<\/u>, Coo-Coo Clock Springs, or\njust about anything else that you might care to imagine! While,\nGeneral Relativity suggests that watching the night sky is comparable\nto watching a pot of water boil and, of course, A Watched Pot Will\nNever Boyle<\/u>! Yet, these are two of the best physical theories\nthat we have today. Complicating an already awkward situation,\nrecently an AI provided a dramatic demonstration, for how it could\neasily calculate the orbits of the planets, without ever having to\nresort to using, Figgy Newton’s Silly Laws of Motion<\/u>!\nApparently, John Wheeler was simply ahead of his time, when he\nfamously complained about black holes, “There Is No Law\nExcept The Law, There Is No Law<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBeing\na typical Geeky German Physicist<\/u>, upon accidentally\ndiscovering quantum mechanics, on purpose, Max Planck<\/u>\nmistakenly believed he was being witty, when he begged his colleges\nto please: Explain The Joke<\/u>. However, in his later years, his\notherwise stalwart peers, made a special point of celebrating his\nremarkable achievement of, somehow, having acquired an extremely\npleasant sense of humor! Quite possibly, from long familiarity\nworking with quantum mechanics but, Nobody Could Be Certain<\/u>…\nLikewise, respected physicists everywhere, have stubbornly insisted\nall along that: Quantum Mechanics Are Not A Laughing Matter<\/u>!\nAnd, Only Apply To Subatomic Particles<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBecause,\nof course, that’s what they’re usually paid to study, yet\ntheir claim has contradicted the accepted mathematical, theoretical,\nand experimental evidence, ever since the HUP and Schrodinger\nEquation were originally formulated. Yet, over many decades of\ndiscussing the issue with them, not a single physicist that I’ve\nspoken to has ever Considered It A Problem<\/u>! An extensive\nsurvey of exactly how frequently academics contradict themselves, and\ncasually deny their own evidence, should prove uniquely insightful\ninto the modern scientific method. Specifically, how it is Commonly\nUsed And Abused<\/u> for the benefit of governments, commercial\nindustries, Mainstream Cultures<\/u>, and special interest groups,\nover science, while I provide unique suggestions for how to: Use\nHumor, To Make More Sense Out Of Academic Nonsense<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tI’ve\nspent decades online talking to respected physicists, cosmologists,\nand philosophers, frequently on a daily basis, and these are all\ndedicated professionals who, very much like myself, often desperately\nwant nothing more than Real Answers<\/u>. Nonetheless, the\nover-educated fools typically avoid discussing such issues seriously,\nand contradict themselves so often, and so casually, that I had to\ncarefully collate and organize all of their Bullshit<\/u>! For no\nless than a dozen years! Just to begin to get a better grasp, on\nwhat’s missing from this picture… Referring to Joe DiMaggio,\nmy father would sometimes exclaim, “Say It Ain’t So\nJoe<\/u>!” And, for the first eight years, I kept quoting him,\nshaking my head the entire time, In Complete Denial<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAbsolutely\nHorrified<\/u>! By just how Profoundly Insane<\/u>, And Totally\nOut Of Touch With Reality<\/u>, I had discovered myself, modern\nscience, and the Entire World<\/u> to have become! As Dad might\nsay, "We’ve Strayed A Little Too Far Off The Port Bow<\/u>!"\nThankfully, I kept up with the latest developments and, for example,\njust fifteen years ago a physicist demonstrated how it is possible to\nobserve Time Flowing Backwards<\/u>, on macroscopic scales, using a\nmicron sized polystyrene bead, suspended above a “Heat-Bath<\/u>”\nby “Optical Tweezers<\/u>”, commonly found in any\nlaboratory today. I’m from Missouri myself<\/u>, “The\nShow-Me State<\/u>!" On my Mother’s side, and time flowing\nbackwards, in different locations, on even visible macroscopic\nscales, is all the evidence that anybody sane will ever require, to\nknow for themselves: Modern Physics Is Doomed!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nApparently, one way to make more sense out of quantum mechanics, is\nto ignore the popular opinions of physicists, and it might be helpful\nif researchers also conducted a specific survey, of what other\nAncient Greek Ideas<\/u>! Physicists still commonly cling to with\ntheir dying breath, which were originally part of Comedy Acts<\/u>,\nthat toured the country! Regardless of how tiny anything is, or how\nmuch sense anything might make, to any of the more, Demanding\nReality Snobs<\/u>! The simple explanation for Schrodinger’s Cat<\/u>,\nis that time can obviously flow forwards and backwards,\nsimultaneously in different locations, implying an infinite number of\nuniverses within a Singularity! Or, A Mysterious Magical\nMetaphorical Multiverse<\/u>, where 42 is as good as it gets…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhere\nThe Wild Things Are<\/u>! Enigmatically, a solitary quantum of solace\nyet remains, indubitably uncertain: Thoroughly Confused and\nConfusing<\/u>! While, in enormous numbers, normally willful,\nspurious, and independent quanta, who apparently have no impulse\ncontrol whatsoever on their own, suddenly settle down to become\nextremely gregarious, cooperative, and much more reliable denizens,\nof the, “Physical Particle Zoo<\/u>”. Strongly implying\nthat, no matter how soothing any particular Metaphysical Ointment<\/u>!\nOr, how popular anyone’s Comedy Routine<\/u> might just so\nhappen to be and, regardless of how deadly accurate or precise any of\nour current theories are, the only way to rule out 42 being as good\nan answer as anyone will ever get, is to examine the “Big\nPicture<\/u>”, for corroborating statistical evidence, or\nanything low in entropy, or low in content. (Duh<\/u>!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWithout\never realizing it, I had unintentionally spent 35 years gathering\njust such Arcane Statistical Evidence<\/u>, which Modern Science\nRoutinely Ignores<\/u> as unworthy of their attention! That is,\nAnything Unlikely To Obtain Government Grants<\/u>, much less,\nsecure tenure. Isaac Asimov was one of my childhood heroes, and I’m\nproud to call a few academics good friends, whose work provides an\ninvaluable contribution, with one of my best friends from childhood\nbeing My First Doctor<\/u>! Who now works for the CDC, and is one\nof the few people in the entire world that Mom would never hesitate\nto invite to Thanksgiving Dinner<\/u>! Nonetheless, when an\nacademic once asked me what can be done to address the exceedingly\nlong, still burgeoning list of: Looming Man-Made Catastrophes<\/u>!\nCurrently Threatening The Entire Future Of Humanity<\/u>! I angrily\nsuggested he find out who is teaching all these idiots how to destroy\nthe planet faster! Call Me “Brain Damaged<\/u>!” But,\nEither The Right Hand Knows What The Left Hand Is Doing, Or We’re\nAll Screwed:<\/u> ALL EIGHT BILLION OF US<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMy\nFather was a Captain in the USN and, sometimes, Dad would say, “Three\nStooges comedy routines just don’t cut it, when the whole world\nis falling apart at the seams! These Days, Its All Hands On Deck<\/u>!”\nThe military isn’t famous for geniuses, and Dad would be the\nfirst to tell anyone he wasn’t the sharpest pencil in the box,\nwhile the physicist John Wheeler was an intellectual giant, but what\nimpressed me the most about both men, was their personal integrity,\nand Salty Sense Of Humor<\/u>! Which empowered them to repeatedly\nSurpass Their Own Potential<\/u>, to become great leaders in their\nrespective fields. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDad’s\nMy Own Personal Hero<\/u>! And, met his lifelong goal of commanding a\nmajor ship of the line, while Wheeler earned my respect for life\nwhen, despite his belief in the Collective Unconscious<\/u>, he\nvigorously protested the “American Association for the\nAdvancement of the Sciences<\/u>!" For including research into\npsychic phenomena among their ranks, when they never did meet their\nown criteria for a valid science. His peers went cross-eyed but, like\nmy father, he knew that, Sometimes The Truth May Be Worth Fighting\nFor, But It Certainly Never Requires Any Defense<\/u>! While, without\nthe truth, whatever you believe becomes worthless. This book provides\nthe proof that Wheeler was more right than he ever knew, and the\nproblem is: Institutionalized Insanity In The Sciences<\/u>! And,\nCertainly, Not The Truth Itself Being Insane<\/u>! Just, Tacky\nBeyond All Belief<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tA\nfew have compared my work to the movie, “What the *Bleep* Do\nWe Know<\/u>?”, but I’ve never watched it, and have no\ninterest in how Hollywood continues to promote ignorance, or how they\ncurrently prefer to, Beg The Question, For Fun And For Profit<\/u>!\nAs it is, I was forced to conduct my own informal survey, for over a\ndecade, just to confirm that almost nobody even knows, or is willing\nto admit, that the common dictionary merely contains popular\ndefinitions and, Their Teachers May As Well Be Killing Their Own\nStudents<\/u>! Encouraging Them To Argue Over The Definition Of\nStupid<\/u>! Understandably, that might sound like an exaggeration on\nmy part but, the unfortunate truth is, their teachers are literally\nkilling their own students, which I cover in extensive detail. With\nstudents in countries around the world now actively protesting, and\ngoing on strike: Rebelling Against An Education System, That\nPromotes Genocide, Global Warming, And Environmental Destruction<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMother\nJones Firmly Believed, Every Child Should Be Heard, And Not Just\nSeen<\/u>! Without a second thought, she dismissed any attempts to\nlabel her a “Political-Anarchist”, As The Mindless\nRanting And Raving Of Overgrown Spoiled Brats<\/u>! Who, at the time,\ntypically drank a fifth of liquor a day! Never being inclined to\nwaste her time arguing with drunken fools, and Contentious Idiots<\/u>,\nshe immediately proceeded to teach children everywhere how to make\nthemselves heard! Over the same “Inebriated Mob<\/u>”,\nthat many of their own parents had become eager to join! For rising\nto the occasion, and successfully teaching children how to speak up\nfor themselves, she was eventually censored from all the history\nbooks! Still, With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility<\/u>! To\nGet The Hell Out Of Their Way<\/u>! If you cannot so much as teach a\nchild how to use a stupid dictionary, and have nothing else\nworthwhile to contribute towards: SAVING THE DAMN PLANET<\/u>! Like\nanybody else, Kids May Be Dumb, But They Ain’t Stupid<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWell\nover half the people I surveyed, readily admitted to making up their\nown definitions for words and, without hesitation, many then angrily\naccused me of being a liar, for claiming the dictionary only contains\npopular definitions, while most went to some lengths to complain that\nI was rudely wasting their time, with my two simple questions, which\nthey had all agreed to answer. Several individuals had sought me out\nthemselves having heard, somewhere, I was asking two simple questions\nthat nobody could answer, only to accuse me of lying about the\ndictionary, while one woman laid into me for the better part of an\nhour. Attempting to make damned straight sure that I understood: The\nTruth Is A Taboo Subject<\/u>! Conan O’Brien’s only\nadvantage over me, is even complete strangers who don’t know\nwho he is, including his own wife and kids, laugh whenever they see\nhim on TV, or even just walking down the street, but its as if over\nhalf the people I spoke to were merely two years old! And, were\nseriously attempting to hurt my feelings, intimidate me, and make me\nfeel guilty, for confusing them with The Stupid Truth<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSeveral\narticles I’ve come across have suggested that the two political\nparties in the US have created their own, “Orwellian\nNightmare<\/u>!” Playing a Game of, “Tug-of-War”\nWith Words<\/u>! But, not a single article I’ve come across has\npointed out the, rather unflattering, all-too-well-documented-fact,\nthat academia, the mass media, and the mainstream have all been\nplaying around with words, Willie-Nellie<\/u>, for well over a\ncentury! Even as a brain damaged five year old, in a world with\nenough atomic weapons to destroy the entire planet countless times,\nit was impossible for me to not notice, that nobody even knew how to\nuse a stupid dictionary while, insanely, everyone dismissed it as\ntaboo, and unimportant! Later, I had to practically Pry The\nInformation From My High School Teacher<\/u>, that the English\nLanguage may have a Second Grammar<\/u>, by first figuring out how\nthe already recognized grammar contradicts itself.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSooner\nor later, they all tend to either Call Me Crazy<\/u>, or stop\ntalking to me altogether, and I really can’t blame them and,\nusually, don’t care to discuss such issues myself. Without\npausing for a moment to: Think, About What All The Bullshit Is\nLeading Up To<\/u>! They’ve literally been arguing heatedly over\ncomplete nonsense their entire lives, which now comes to well over\n250 million blithering idiots in the US alone, all babbling nonstop\ngibberish, and constantly fighting back and forth, like little kids\non the Kindergarten playground! With the all-too-predictable result\nthat: These Days, Nobody Trusts a Fucking Thing Anybody Says\nAnymore<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThat\nmight sound a bit harsh, or merely an exaggeration, but this has been\ngoing on, for so long now, it has finally achieved the status of, A\nPerfect Tantrum Storm<\/u>! One that ensures the Blithering Idiots<\/u>\nremain totally clueless, and Utterly Shameless<\/u>! With the vast\nmajority of their nonstop complaints, endless demands, and\ncontentious disputes, amounting to little more than Bald-Faced\nLies<\/u>, and the most Infantile Bullshit<\/u> imaginable, that\nserves no constructive purpose whatsoever. Including, not least of\nall, making up their own definitions for words on a whim, and half\nthe damned country now choosing to ignore anything the other half\nsays. As If, Covering Their Ears, And Yelling<\/u>: “I\nCAN’T HEAR YOU!!!<\/u>”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOnce,\nan atheist informed me that the dictionary is not a God, and I told\nhim to, Tell It To The Judge<\/u>! And, see if he throws “The\nBook<\/u>” at him! SomeBody, SomeWhere<\/u>! Has to define\nhonesty but, unfortunately, forty years of surveys have steadily\nrevealed that this same quarter of the population, worldwide, who\nstill claim the sun revolves around the earth, just so happen to be\nTHE SAME FLAMING IDIOTS<\/u>! Who’ve been demanding the right\nto define reality for the rest of us, ALL ALONG<\/u>! And, also\nhappen to be The Same Damned Fools<\/u> who started the Civil War,\neventually persuading academics to seldom think twice about throwing\ntheir own dictionary out the window.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tNow,\nthey’ve all decided, in their Infantile Kindergarten Tough\nLove Wisdom, Yet Again<\/u>! That they’d much rather prefer to\nlive income tax free, on the more adventurous side of the tracks, in\ntheir own little “Private Idaho<\/u>!” Each with “His\nand Her<\/u>” very own, personally autographed and monogrammed,\nleather bound collectible, Autobiographical Dictionary<\/u>, and\nheavily censored Kindergarten Encyclopedia<\/u>. The Squeaky\nWheel Always Gets The Grease<\/u>! And, even the historical records\nmake it Painfully Obvious<\/u>! These particularly sorry\nindividuals have always been so incoherent as a group, and so full of\npiss and vinegar that, frequently, making up nonstop lies and\nbullshit demands, is the only way they can actually get anything they\nwant, by accident if nothing else.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tJust\nhow stupid are they you might ask? So Stupid<\/u>! That some of\nthem have been actively lobbying publishers, with their own\n“Superior<\/u>” definitions for words. As if they\nseriously believe they can change reality as we know it, by merely\nprinting whatever the hell they want and, somehow, making it\n“Official<\/u>”. Even though, they themselves normally\nrefuse to use a dictionary, reject academic opinions on the subject,\nand insist: Governments and Corporations Are All Evil Incarnate<\/u>!\nThe latest studies indicate the worst of the current bullshit, began\naround the same time that the internet and cellphones were first\ncommercialized. Confirming, the same quarter of the population could\nnot care less about the truth, feel deeply rejected by the same mass\nmedia they all follow nonstop, and are merely hellbent on destroying\ntheir own government! And, Surprise<\/u>! Remain responsible for\nspreading most of the fake news and misinformation.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThus,\nensuring that nobody ever really trusts the same Mass Media<\/u>,\nthat they’re all heavily addicted to, and pay good money for\nyet: Obviously, Is The Work Of The Devil<\/u>! But, A Necessary\nEvil<\/u>! A Mass Media which, in turn, by overwhelming demand, must\nalways claim, The Devil Made Me Do It<\/u>! That is, over the\nroutine course of performing their other civic duties: For The\nMindless Mob<\/u>! Ignobly endeavoring to ensure that the end always\njustifies the means, when nobody can even agree on the definition of\nstupid, and the Cult of Personality<\/u> and Three Stooges\nCutthroat Poker<\/u>, are the most exciting shows on reality TV.\nNASCAR Has Officially Become A Fantasy Commute<\/u>! But, you can\ncall it “A Reality TV Documentary<\/u>”, if you prefer.\nThere’s no such thing as an Informed Electorate<\/u>, much\nless, Political Correctness<\/u>, when everybody in the whole world\nknows, all-too-damned-well, from the historical records alone, with\nall due respect to the Founding Fathers, the only light bulb ever\nleft on in US politics, Is The Boob Tube Flickering In The Dark<\/u>..\n… .. .. . . .<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLiars\nAre a Dime a Dozen, But Good Lies Make Money<\/u>! Despite there being\nalmost no limits on how much you can spend on campaign advertising,\nand everyone voting for whoever advertises the most for over twenty\nyears, Fox News legally being entertainment, and their own President<\/u>\ncutting another major news outlet a deal on their rent, while\nthreatening to pull the licenses of the rest, Like Spoiled Rotten\nBrats<\/u>! Conservative Politicians Are Still Whining And\nComplaining<\/u> that the mass media doesn’t support them\nenough, or support democracy. As if, they can find better prices for\ndemocracy, by campaigning in foreign countries and, Tijuana Has\nThe Best Prices<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tShooting\nWildly From The Hip, Always Aiming For The Lowest Common Denominator<\/u>!\nThe fools have been swilling down their own, oh so much more\nexciting, demanding, and convenient bullshit, just as fast as they\ncan, ever since Ronald Reagan<\/u> first encouraged them and, then,\npromptly died of Alzheimer’s. The enduring legacy of Reagan’s,\nOh-So-Charming<\/u>! Enthusiastic Lies, And Professional Actor’s\nGlib Sarcastic Politics<\/u>! Includes emergency room physicians\nacross the country, who’ve gone cross-eyed ever since his\nadministration. Recording one epidemic after another, of Senior\nCitizens in particular, all drinking more, panicking, shooting\nthemselves in the foot, and dropping like flies! As If, George\nOrwell Were Broadcasting “War of the Worlds” All Over\nAgain<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOver\nthe last thirty years, high-tech communications have inspired them to\naspire to, yet again, Loftier New Heights Of Infantile Insanity<\/u>!\nOn The Endless Kindergarten Playground Of Life, The Universe, And<\/u>:\nTHE INTERNET TWILIGHT ZONE!!!<\/u> Insidiously, their own worst\nlies have started to come back to haunt them, spreading furiously,\nfaster, and further than ever before as, knowing no mercy: The\nTwilight Zone Expands<\/u>! Bereft the slightest hesitation, pity, or\nremorse and, once again, In Roaring Silence, Oblivion Overtakes\nThe World<\/u>. Or, at least, the Internet! Engulfing everything in\nits path, pausing only to bite everyone in the ass, Penetrating\nRelentlessly, Ever So Much Deeper And, Yet, Deeper Still<\/u>! All the\nway down, Into The Very Heart<\/u> Of The Glutenous-Gelatinous,\nStanky-Dank, Gloomy-Dark, Bowels of the Funkier Flatulent Fickle\nFluted Freaky Frothy Flighty Fractured Formless Fathomless Fat\nFlubberly Fractals: Hidden Somewhere In Dark Shadows<\/u>! Within\nThe Disturbingly, Distant, Dizzyingly, Distraught, Dimwitted,\nDumbfounding Dimensions! Which, of necessity, inescapably,\nirresistibly, and inescapably again, need must inevitably, against\nany and all objections to the contrary! NEVERTHELESS<\/u>! Lead\nEver Onward Still<\/u>… DESPERATELY CLAWING THEIR WAY ALL THE WAY\nDOWN<\/u>! To The Widely Rumored\nFabulous-Flatulent-Far-Fetched-Fruity-Tooty-Rock-Bottom-Fuzzy-Wuzzy-No-No\nZone, At The Extreme Outer Limits, Of La-La Land<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhereas,\nlikewise, as many undoubtedly already suspect, decades of watching\nTelevangelism, reality TV, Talk Radio, and reruns of "Green\nAcres" and “Gilligan’s Island!” Have Also\nInspired Millions Of Jejune Viewers<\/u>, whose teachers all insist\nthey had the finest education, To Creatively Lose Touch With\nReality Altogether<\/u>! In recent years, they’ve confused\nthemselves so badly, and made themselves so thoroughly paranoid, over\nthe same mass media they’re all heavily addicted to that,\ntoday, they’re killing themselves in record numbers, claiming a\npandemic sweeping The Entire Planet Is A Hoax<\/u>! And, refusing\nto be vaccinated! Making politics, the internet, talk radio, and the\nboob tube, now officially the leading causes of easily preventable\ndeath, and: BLOWING UP YOUR TV COULD SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSadly,\nif manufacturers were compelled to put a “Skull And\nCrossbones<\/u>” and “Mr Yuk" Stickers<\/u>, and\nother warning labels, all over every TV and cellphone, they would\nprobably only sell faster, which is why it’s illegal to put\nthem on cigarettes. These Days, Most Would Not Recognize The\nSimple Truth If It Bit Them In The Ass<\/u>! With even Oxford\nprofessors still reduced, for the last two hundred years at least, to\nmaking up their own rhetoric and nonsense words, like little kids,\nfumbling in their attempts to insult one another on the school\nplayground! Or, pretending that they can save the world, by inventing\nnew and exciting sounding, totally meaningless gibberish. For their\npart, the Mass Media<\/u> refers to our modern era as, “Post\nTruth<\/u>”, instead of a Shakespearean Tragedy of the\nKindergarten Variety<\/u>! Which they themselves, Remain Hugely\nResponsible For Helping To Dramatize<\/u>! And, Which Appears All\nToo Likely To End In Complete Disaster<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIt\nturns out that Hitler’s “Big Lie<\/u>” was\nnothing more than another, KINDERGARTEN BULLY, POST TRUTH, BIG\nLIE<\/u>! One, which conveniently ignored the less than flattering\ntruth, that the idiots have always been so paranoid, gullible, and\ncontentious, and their teachers so grossly incompetent, that none of\nthem even had the slightest clue how to use a dictionary! Yet<\/u>:\nThey All Demanded The Right To Print Their Own Versions<\/u>!\nAcademia and The Mainstream Have Made Their Own Words So Hollow\nSounding, To Even Themselves<\/u>! That a fourth political party is\nattempting to form in the US, because the idiots don’t even\ntrust their own dictionary, much less, their own Politicians,\nRhetoric, and Mass Media. As A Result, More Democrats Than\nRepublicans Now Believe The Constitution Is Totally Irrelevant<\/u>!\nWhile, The Ultra Conservative Supreme Court Agrees With Them<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPerhaps\nIts All For The Best<\/u>. With yet another study indicating a strong\nmajority are increasingly lying to one another about their political\nviews, in order to avoid discussing the subject altogether and,\nAccording To The Talking Heads On The Boob Tube, Reading Straight\nOff The Reuters Teleprompter, Nonverbal Politics Could Be The Future<\/u>!\nSo, Turn Down The Sound On Your Boob Tube<\/u>! This same trend can\nalso be seen in the statistics collected over the last half century,\nwith Americans progressively refusing to discuss one sensitive topic\nafter another, such as race or religion, until politics remained the\nonly subject left, that anyone was willing to discuss. These days,\nthey might as well be the Hatfield’s and the McCoys! And, due\nto their rejecting even the common as dirt dictionary, They Seldom\nBother To Make Petty Distinctions Between Politics, And Killing One\nAnother<\/u>! Preferring, Instead, To Declare War On Everything\nImaginable<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nWell over half the damn country has absolutely no interest in\ndiscussing anything controversial, as the Slowly Dawning\nRealization<\/u> has finally begun to set in that: Nobody is listening\nto a damned thing anybody says anymore! YET, IT DOESN’T SEEM\nTO MAKE THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF DIFFERENCE<\/u>! Frequently, I tell\npeople, It’s Empire Baby, And This Gravy Train Ain’t\nStopping Until She Derails<\/u>! Seeking Artistic Inspiration, William\nFaulkner and Stephen King Might Relocate To Sesame Street, and Skip\nVaudeville Altogether, As Far Too Intellectual<\/u>! Meanwhile,\nscientists are Calling For A Moratorium<\/u> on further climate\nchange research! Renewing their protests against leading governments\nrefusing to take decisive action to address the issue, when the\ncurrent president of the US supports using fossil fuels, and our\nformer president supported burning even coal and, Would Gladly\nBurn All Of Their Research As Well<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBegging\nthe question, yet again, as to exactly who it is that the scientists\nkeep trying to impress! Or, whether more likely, They’re\nMerely Hoping Throwing A Tantrum Might Work<\/u>! But, who knows,\nperhaps, after all these decades, maybe they just feel obligated to\nactively protest, the same educated “Liberals” and\n"Progressives", that they’ve always supported,\nprogressively destroying our entire Constitution, Government, And\nMass Media! While, of course, slowly killing their own students and\nscientists, as they Take Careful Measurements<\/u>. Greta Thunberg\nis a popular environmental activist, who has repeatedly complained:\nOUR WORLD LEADERS REFUSE TO TREAT THE ENVIRONMENTAL CRISIS AS AN\nEMERGENCY!!!<\/u> But, more often than not, their own teachers could\nnot teach a child how to use a stupid dictionary, share their words,\nand play nice: IF THEIR LIVES DEPENDED ON IT<\/u>! Honesty is such\na lonely word, that when a Grammar School Kid declared his intention\nto always tell the truth, It Made The National News<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tNobody,\nbut nobody, is bothering to point out that, ever since the inventions\nof reality TV and the internet, they’ve all been increasingly\nacting like spoiled two year olds: LIVING ON GILLIGAN’S\nISLAND<\/u>! Encouraging each other to babble like lunatics,\ncontradicting themselves at the drop of a hat, refusing to believe\nanything anybody else says, and drowning in their own utterly\ntransparent lies! While, Storming the Palace With Knives And\nPitchforks<\/u>! Making Even The Three Stooges Look Like Flaming\nGeniuses In Comparison<\/u>! One Guy Walked Right Off A Cliff While\nPlaying With His Cellphone! And, as a direct result of ACADEMIA’S,\nONGOING ABJECT FAILURE<\/u>! To so much as teach a child how to use a\nstupid dictionary, a third of the population today consists of\ncompulsive liars, bullying is epidemic in both the workplace, public\neducation, and the Ivory Towers<\/u>! While, the Conservative\nMoral Majority<\/u> has steadily acquired the dubious distinction, of\nhaving The Highest Rates Of Abortion, Rape, Child Abuse, Divorce,\nAlcoholism, And Suicide<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWith\ntheir entire population now projected to implode altogether within\ntwo decades, JUST IN TIME FOR GLOBAL WARMING<\/u>! Testing their\nDNA remains the most reliable way to determine how anyone votes!\nWhich can now be accomplished using a hand-held device from fifty\nfeet away, and The Easiest Way To Destroy Conservative America\nToday<\/u>! Is to feed them all of the more exciting lies they crave,\nand sell them all of the cheap, “Made in America<\/u>”,\nbirth-control, handguns, porn, and liquor, Which They So\nDesperately Require In Our Troubling Times<\/u>! While, praising their\nteachers, and urging everyone to, WATCH FOX NEWS AND IGNORE\nANYTHING DEMOCRATS SAY<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tConservatives\ntend to commit suicide after a divorce, with money being the most\nwildly popular reason for getting married or divorced, and: He Or\nShe Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins<\/u>! Frequently, they don’t\nhave a lot of silly old fashioned ideas, about things like causality\nor romance. One woman confided in me that she was a Die-hard\nLiberal<\/u>, that the extra taxes amounted to a pittance, but the\nnext time she married, she wanted a bigger fish! Because she had a\nHarvard Education and, It’s Easier To Love A Rich Man Than A\nPoor One<\/u>! Once, she said, she fell in love with a man who didn’t\nhave money, quickly broke it off, and decided she never wanted to be\nthat happy again. Anywho, it might be helpful if someone at Harvard\ncould estimate the current prices for “Trophy Wives<\/u>”\nor, at least, supply photographs, and maybe a calendar, with Harvard\nstudents today more likely to identify themselves as liberals and\ndemocrats. Perhaps, somebody at Harvard can also give us some insight\ninto what “Liberal” currently means: WHEN NOBODY CAN\nAGREE ON THE DEFINITION OF STUPID!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSince\nno one seems to care about their own dictionary, much less, freedom\nof speech, and nobody really wants to talk about it! We Can All\nSafely Assume<\/u>! Whatever political beliefs anyone might have these\ndays: Never Actually Mattered To Anyone Else<\/u>! However, a\n“Freudian Analysis” of “Trophy Wives”, could\nprove invaluable. Harvard excluded Jews from their roles, just as\nliberals are now promoting antisemitism again, and Harvard dismissed\nJewish theories as meaningless. Only to have people like Sigmund\nFreud shove their own crap right down their throats, By Selling\nCocaine To The Wives Of The Rich And Famous<\/u>! Of Course, Along\nWith A Line Of Guilt-Free Jewish Bullshit A Mile Long<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPORN\nSELLS ITSELF<\/u>! And, you can easily encourage the idiots to buy\nmore guns, by simply suggesting that Conservatives Are The Real\nVictims Of Gun Violence<\/u>! Without ever having to mention, It’s\nUsually Self-Inflicted<\/u>! Likewise, you can easily encourage them\nto Drink Themselves To Death<\/u>, by merely reminding them to\nwatch Fox News, and never listen to democrats. It’s actually\ncommon knowledge, among Conservatives themselves, who switch back and\nforth between listening to “Talk Radio” and “Fox\nNews”, according to how much alcohol they drink, and just how\nupset the shows make them. This Is a Public Service Reminder,\nCourtesy of the Democratic Party To: STOCK UP ON BOOZE AND FOX\nNEWS<\/u>! Don’t forget to also tune into your Favorite Talk\nRadio Station, for the latest exciting Revelations concerning, THE\nIMPENDING APOCALYPSE<\/u>! And, For More Of Our Extensive Coverage,\nOf: VOLUNTARY GENOCIDE IN AMERICA TODAY<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\ncourts, academia, and the mass media, have repeatedly suggested that\nthe technology for lie detectors has not improved significantly, in\nwell over half a century, but private corporations have long since\nmoved on, to develop their own, new and improved: AI Lie\nDetectors<\/u>! Which, Can Sometimes See Right Through People<\/u>:\nJUST LIKE WET TOILET PAPER<\/u>! These days, scientists can\npractically Read Your Brain Waves Like A Newspaper<\/u>! While,\nsome of these newer AI Lie Detectors, Are Already Outrageously\nMore Reliable Than Any Judge Or Jury In The Country<\/u>! Quite\nlikely, they’re now capable of predicting some court decisions better\nthan the courts themselves, by merely analyzing their transcripts.\nTake My Word For It, Or Not But, You Cannot Attack What You Cannot\nComprehend<\/u>: NOT WHEN ITS WHAT’S MISSING FROM THIS\nPICTURE!!!<\/u> Despite all the supercomputers they’re using today,\nthe only thing that anyone actually requires is a home computer, and\nI provide explicit instructions for developing the technology, in the\npublic domain. Including a wide variety of suggestions for how to\nexploit academia, and all the other liars and posers, for fun and for\nprofit: SO, THEY NEVER SEE ANY OF THE PUNCH LINES COMING!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAlready,\nyou can buy a stupid cellphone with a built-in lie detector, almost\nas accurate as Newtonian Mechanics, and there’s no reason\nwhatsoever, that every TV, Classroom, and Courtroom in America can’t\ncome with its own, Certified Lie Detector<\/u>: COMPLETE WITH A\nLOUD BUZZER!!!<\/u> Who Needs A Stack of Bibles<\/u>! If everybody\nin the courtroom knows all-too-damn-well, the buzzer will go off the\nminute anybody lies! But, as far as I can tell, the whole idea of\nsharing their own Common As Dirt Dictionary, much less, The Simple\nTruth<\/u>! Just Sounds Too Much Like Socialism, Or Worse Still,\nAnother Liberal Fantasy<\/u>! Rather than worrying about how their\nstudents actually deal with the truth, academics are more worried\nabout the fact their students are becoming more gullible, and highly\nsuggestible. If repeatedly pressured to do so, experiments indicate\nmost would willing torture a complete random stranger with electric\nshocks and, possibly, merely demand more money for their\nparticipation. Another study has indicated that, What Doesn’t Kill\nPeople, Actually Makes Them More Gullible<\/u>! When Nobody Can\nAgree On The Definition Of Stupid, Obviously, Thinking For Yourself\nHas Diminishing Returns<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\ncourts are already preventing anyone from making any audio and video\nrecordings, so I explain how to linguistically analyze their written\ntranscripts for database searches, using AI that can also train\npeople in how to dissect anything said in court. In Ways That\nAcademia, And The Courts themselves, Are Entirely Incapable Of\nAppreciating<\/u>! Thanks to the fools commonly rejecting their own\ndictionary, severely stunting their own sense of humor, and Their\nInstitutionalized Denial, Straight Out Of Kindergarten<\/u>: That\nJokes Are Entirely Meaningless<\/u>! Sticks And Stones May Break My\nBones, But Names Can Never Hurt Me<\/u>! Not Unless It Impacts My\nBusiness, In Which Case I’ll Sue You In Court<\/u>! Despite\nWestern legal systems tracing some of their roots back to bar room\njokes older than monuments, Cussing And Jokes Are Never Considered\nThe Primary Grammar Of Any Language<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nphysical, mathematical, and neurological evidence already strongly\nsuggest this, with infants acquiring a sense of humor at just four\nmonths old, when they actually begin to remember more things for the\nfirst time. Unfortunately, the sad truth is, The Truth Is Bad For\nBusiness<\/u>: JUST ASK THE PENTAGON!!!<\/u> Which is why, THE\nTRUTH HAS BECOME THE PLAYGROUND OF BILLIONAIRES!!!<\/u> Even Judge\nJudy could never afford to stay on the air, if she started treating\nher fictitious courtroom, as if it were just another tawdry ghetto TV\ngame show, giving away second rate prizes! Nevertheless, again and\nagain, its the gift that keeps on giving! Providing Yet Another\nWonderful Opportunity<\/u>! In which to manipulate academia and the\njudicial system, in order To Inflate The Price of The Truth On The\nBlack Market<\/u>! While, everybody agrees, “AI and Virtual\nReality Are The Future!” Because, Of Course: THERE NEVER WAS\nANY INTELLIGENT LIFE AROUND HERE<\/u>! BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tReality\nTV would cease to exist altogether, and be replaced with “Fantasy\nTV<\/u>”, if every reality TV show, including Fox News, Used\nA Lie Detector<\/u>, WITH A LOUD BUZZER!!!<\/u> Oprah might have to\nhire emergency medical personnel, and an on-staff psychologist And,\nHer Insurance Might Not Cover It<\/u>! While, I most certainly don’t\nexpect everyone to rush to install lie detectors in every Motel Room,\nChurch Pew, and Public Restroom! Obviously, if even the Lofty\n“Ivory Towers<\/u>”, cannot muster enough personal\nintegrity, To At Least Set An Example For Kindergarten Classes! Then,\nBIG BIRD IS THE ONLY RELIABLE TEACHER LEFT IN THE COUNTRY<\/u>! My\nown work focuses on kick-starting the Next Scientific Revolution, in\nthe public domain, and encouraging all of the sciences to become more\nsustainable and humane by, among other things, automating the process\nof collating data on a personal computer. In Order To, Throw The\nWorst Of Academia’s Own Bullshit, Right Back In Their Faces<\/u>:\nJUST AS HARD AS YOU CAN<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nexample, I also describe how to design cheap bots, that can easily\ndetermine exactly how gullible anyone is, and can argue with the best\nof them over the definition of stupid! Or, Whatever Infantile Lies\nAnd Trivial Bullshit They Might Care To Debate<\/u>! Click Here To\nJoin The Soupy Sales Club Today<\/u>! ~***~AND, WIN A MILLION\nDOLLARS!!!<\/u>~***~ The idiots make themselves more gullible by the\nminute, by merely continuing to argue online all the time! The more\nbrazen their lies, meaningless their gibberish, and vacuous their\narguments, the more unbelievably gullible they all become, and the\nmore bots they’ll attract: Making It Harder To Distinguish\nThe Over-Grown Brats, From Any Other Mindless Bot<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nyounger generation is now attempting to avoid bots online,\nrecognizing that they all incorporate analog logic but, Young Or\nOld<\/u>, the idiots are so unbelievably gullible, that they tend to\nassume anything that isn’t labeled fake, or Obviously Fake<\/u>,\nmust be real! Anyone can use crude bots, other bots label as “Fake<\/u>”,\nto encourage them to assume that more complicated bots are real\npeople, AD INFINITUM AD NAUSEAM<\/u>! Again, I’m not\nexaggerating just how stupid they really are, when I say you can\nsimply program bots to call one another an obvious fake, and they’ll\nautomatically Assume Other Bots Are Real<\/u>. The less they trust\ntheir own words, coming out of their own mouths, the more they start\nto trust computers over people until, The Idiots Will Trust\nComputers More Than Themselves<\/u>! Their own unconscious mind starts\nto assume that everything they say is bullshit, or just a game, and\nthey become all that much more eager to play! Goldilocks was a sucker\nfor gambling, addicted to Three Card Monty, and could never resist\nall of the bots online giving her yet another chance to, “Click\nHere<\/u>! To Win a Million Dollars<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHere\nOn Gilligan’s Island, When You’re Crippled Inside, You\nCan Run, But You Cannot Hide<\/u>! Certainly, Not From Your Own\nCollective Stupidity<\/u>! Using scalar designs, bots can\nautomatically replicate both simpler and more complex versions of\nthemselves, on demand, and across any scales, according to exactly\nhow gullible the occupants of any website might just so happen to be,\non any given occasion. Trolling For The Same Idiots Trolling For\nPeople<\/u>! And, leveling the online playing field, by enforcing that\nthe only way to censor the bots is to, CENSOR THE HALF-WITS AS\nWELL!!!<\/u> Or, allow them to continue to argue with bots, that\nattempt to sell them insurance, toiletries, pillows, ownership of\ntheir very own Certified Dictionary Definitions! All Limited\nEditions, To Be Sold To The Highest Bidder, IN THE GRAND CAPITALIST\nTRADITION!!!<\/u> Or, whatever. While, Conspiracy Theory Networks,\nWill Never Be The Same Again<\/u>! There’s Simply No Accounting\nFor Taste And, Using Simple Bots, You Can Sell Them Their Very Own:\nCUSTOMIZED NIGHTMARE-FANTASIES<\/u>! As their birthright, and\nencourage the idiots to convince themselves they got a good deal.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhen\nyou’re only two years old, “Winning Isn’t\nEverything, Its The Only Thing<\/u>!” And, Online White\nCollar Crime, May As Well Legally Be<\/u>: A Redundant Oxymoron<\/u>!\nOne atheist thought he was clever, selling pet insurance for the\nApocalypse, but these bots could eventually Talk WC Fields Out Of\nHis Lunch Money, And Life Savings<\/u>! USING HIS OWN BULLSHIT\nAGAINST HIM<\/u>! Naturally, many assume that academics themselves are\nway too smart, to fall for such stupid tricks. However, even\nWikipedia and the Oxford English Dictionary, have been compelled to\nretract an impressive number of articles and definitions, due to\nresident militant atheists, refusing to acknowledge that making up\ntheir own definitions, for words like “Objectivity<\/u>”,\naccomplishes nothing and, Merely Reflects Badly On The University\nAnd Website<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThere’s\na long standing replication crisis in the sciences today yet, while\nwatching PBS interviews with some of the more famous academics, I\ncame across two who were lecturing on Total Nonsense<\/u>: Complete\nBullshit<\/u>! That you can interpret any damned way you happen to\nprefer! Frank Zappa<\/u> famously sang, “DON’T YOU\nJIVE ME WITH THAT COSMIC DEBRIS<\/u>!” While, one particularly\nsmooth talking academic, was droning on about, “Cosmic\nConsciousness!” As His Audience Hung On Every Word,<\/u> JUST\nWAITING FOR THE COOL-AIDE TO BE SERVED<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHelping\nto commercialize the Pentagon’s last generation, Terminator\nDrone Technology<\/u>, for several decades now, the Japanese\nGovernment has dedicated itself to developing, FRIENDLY ROBOTS<\/u>!\nUntil, at long last, Modern AI Are Becoming Indistinguishable From\nPeople<\/u>! Already, a few of these have managed to temporarily\nacquire a larger following online, than the rich and famous, By\nMerely Spouting More Exciting Sounding Bullshit<\/u>! The latest\nwildly popular TV star in China is a totally synthetic AI actress,\nthat the mass media describes as "Hyper Realistic<\/u>!"\nIt looks like AI Is The Future Of Hollywood, And Reality TV<\/u>!\nAnd, Ya Gotta Fake It Til Ya Make It Baby<\/u>! The first entirely\nsynthetic fashion models, hit singles, pop stars, porn stars, and\nlife-like AI Sex Dolls, are already gaining in popularity and, for\nthe first time ever, Advanced Medical Technology, has now made it\npossible for anyone to practice safe sex and, BUY A CHEAP BLOWJOB\nONLINE<\/u>: FROM YOUR FAVORITE PLASTIC-FANTASTIC LOVER!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\nrecent decades, universities have been expanding faster than they can\nkeep up with, only to cause their own populations to implode\naltogether and, increasingly: REJECT PUBLIC EDUCATION\nALTOGETHER!!!<\/u> In response, academics themselves are beginning to\nsound like Cartoon Characters, Competing For Recognition<\/u>! With\nsome suggesting that what they require is better marketing: HULK\nSMASH ATOMS!!!<\/u> Pop music has become almost entirely devoid of\nintonation, more often than not, digitally manipulated, because\nnobody wants to hear the truth, in even the voices of their more\npopular singers. Who’re increasingly difficult to distinguish\nfrom Gangsters, threatening to kill everyone, and Porn Stars,\nWhispering Sweet Nasty Things In Your Earbuds<\/u>…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOver\nThe Last Century, While Industriously Repaving Paradise For A New\nMall<\/u>! And, making steady progress towards converting every Mom\nAnd Pop<\/u> Store, Restaurant, and Family Farm, into a wide variety\nof lucrative franchises, some of which will go in the exciting new\nmall, in recent years, The Bastion Of Capitalism Has Become So\nNostalgic, Romantic, And Glamorous That, Walmart Has Surpassed The\nSports Bars<\/u>! As The Most Widely Known Pick-Up Join Left In\nAmerica<\/u>! In Japan, For Their Part, At Least The Sun Still\nRises<\/u>! However, their women have been loudly complaining for\ndecades now, for polite Japanese that is, that it’s hard enough\nto get laid in a country of polite workaholics, without having to:\nCompete With Online Porn, VR, And Transformer Robots<\/u>! The\nnumber of men who no longer want children, has doubled in the last\ndecade alone and, in some places, like conservative Michigan, up to a\nquarter of the adult population are now resigned to never having\nchildren, with children steadily becoming more unpopular in the\nwealthiest countries in the world. Wherever people have easy access\nto modern birth control, and options to spend their limited time and\nmoney on other, obviously, much more important things.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUsually,\nwhatever the corporations they work for are willing support, with\nmany having to relocate every five years on the average and, PURSUE\nUP TO FIVE DIFFERENT CAREERS<\/u>! JUST TO KEEP UP WITH THE\nJONES!!!<\/u> And, of course, save enough money for retirement! In an\neconomy designed to funnel all the money, to the top 1% of the\npopulation! At the last minute, some governments are rushing to offer\nfinancial incentives, to encourage them to have more children, but to\nlittle effect, with it still being Cheaper To Import People To\nReplace Them<\/u>, Automate, Or Export Their Jobs<\/u>! While, most\nare still struggling just to pay the next month’s rent, and\ncompete in the business world. Against robots, computers, and people\nwho have no children, with some couples now calling themselves, POWER\nCOUPLES<\/u>! As if they’re Cartoon Characters<\/u>, or a\nProfessional Wrestling Tag Team<\/u>! When the simple truth is,\nonly one in well over 4,000 actually supports the rest with jobs and\ncash while, increasingly, The Machines Are Doing All Of The Work,\nFor Every Damned One Of Them<\/u>! Germany’s population is now\nimploding faster than anybody else and, apparently, Hitler’s\n"Master Race" Is Now Struggling To Reproduce<\/u>, In\nBoth Germany And Japan<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIf\nNiche’s Supermen Exist, They Seem To Prefer Fame And Fortune To\nChanging Diapers<\/u>! The rest of the world isn’t far behind\nthem, with women’s heels increasing in height, the closer you\nget to any major metropolitan area, and plastic surgery exploding in\npopularity everywhere! As, Simultaneously, Their Population Takes\nA Nose Dive<\/u>! Along With That Of Every Other Living Thing On\nThe Planet<\/u>! Some now refer to modern civilization as a, “Death\nCulture<\/u>”, that worships death because, at least, it sounds\nmore dignified than: High Tech Three Stooges Lowbrow Slapstick,\nEncouraging The Marching Morons To Kill Themselves Faster<\/u>! Along\nWith Every Other Living Thing On The Planet<\/u>! The latest plan for\ndefeating making abortion illegal in the US, is to make\ncontraceptives like the “Day After Pill<\/u>”, freely\navailable to republicans. Progress has also been made in developing,\nA Male Birth-Control Pill<\/u>! Almost certain to become a best\nseller, helping conservatives to finally achieve their goal, of\nbecoming a minority! That way, they can legitimately complain\ndemocracy is a failure, and doesn’t represent their interests.\nNeither Abortion, Nor Gun Laws, Will Remain Hot Button Issues For\nMuch Longer, Unless Conservatives Manage To Create A Banana Republic<\/u>!\nEnsuring They Continue To Dominate Wall Street, The Pentagon, And\nThe Mass Media<\/u>! Meanwhile, for their part, researchers everywhere\nare now rushing, just as fast as they can, to: MAKE ALL OF THEIR\nMORE EXCITING NIGHTMARE-FANTASIES COME TRUE!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWith\nsuch things, these days, one assumes sometime after modern science is\ndone, Helping The High-Tech Industry To Thoroughly Automate\nEverything<\/u>! Of course, in order to make it more convenient,\nprofitable, faster, cheaper, easier, and more socially acceptable\nthen ever before! For conservatives around the globe, of every\nmainstream persuasion to, SAVE ON TAXES<\/u>! AND, DESTROY THEIR\nOWN GOVERNMENTS<\/u>! BY, Of Course, COMMITTING VOLUNTARY GENOCIDE<\/u>!\nAs much as that might sound like merely a joke, a quarter of the\nentire civilized world still claims the sun revolves around the\nearth, Something Both Fundamentalist Christians And Muslims Can\nAgree Upon<\/u>! While, their teachers still deny any responsibility\nfor their students complete inability, to even share a stupid\ndictionary. The market is beyond enormous, and largely untapped, with\nRussia being a notable exception which, nonetheless, still obviously\nrequires extensive modernization: Using Much More Creative, Zen\nBullshit<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\neasiest way to destroy the gun lobby today, is to produce cheap\nplastic handguns that cost fifty bucks, and market them to\nconservatives, or even give them away for free. The entire US is\ndividing in half, geographically that is, According To The\nPoliticians You Can Afford<\/u>! Making It Faster And Easier Than Ever\nBefore To: TARGET SPECIFIC MARKETS<\/u>! In Wealthy Resort And\nRetirement Areas In Particular! Knowing damned well, The Idiots\nTend To Shoot Each Other And Themselves<\/u>! And, Their “Political\nOpposition” May As Well Be Selling Them Legalized Crack\nCocaine<\/u>! Although that might sound unethical, for over half a\ncentury, US cities have watched some of these same CONSERVATIVE\nSTATES, SELL WEAPONS ON THEIR BLACK MARKETS<\/u>! Already, some states\nare confronting the grim reality, that they’re driving away\nbusinesses, while attracting people who Hate Paying Taxes<\/u>, and\ndon’t tend to reproduce. Not to mention, Drink Almost As\nMuch As The Russians, And Prefer To Wear Loaded Weapons In Public<\/u>!\nWith even their own homegrown Conservative Cops, Now Receiving\nDeath Threats From Radical Right-Wingers<\/u>! IT’S LEGAL TO\nSHOOT A HOOKER IN TEXAS, FOR ATTEMPTING TO STEAL YOUR WALLET<\/u>!\nMeanwhile, conservative politicians are already begging their\nconstituents to: REMEMBER THE ALAMO, PASS THE AMMO, AND MAKE MORE\nBABIES<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAll\nattracted, no doubt, by their lovely, Family Oriented State\nPolitics<\/u>, and determined to actively participate, ensuring that\nthey get their money’s worth for their tax dollar, that is,\nFrom The Hatfields And The McCoys<\/u>! Small town conservatives\ntend to be quite happy and content, in their everyday lives, that is,\nif they don’t watch a lot of television! But, When The Beverly\nHillbillies Struck Oil In Texas, They All Bought Rocket Launchers And\nAssault Riffles<\/u>! While, During The “Capitol Hill Riot”,\nTHE COPS KILLED EACH OTHER<\/u>! Committing treason by lowering their\nbarriers and, in other parts of the country, the same idiots who\nallowed these radical right wingers through, drove the price for\nreliable cops through the ceiling! The Pentagon has also been rushing\nto play catch-up as well, ever since it became public knowledge, that\none of their own troopers had detailed plans, and was preparing to\nkill his entire battalion, of perhaps 300 or more men, and the\nPentagon refused to investigate any other radical right wingers among\ntheir ranks! Making it increasingly difficult to find anyone willing\nto volunteer, TO SERVE THEIR COUNTRY<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tNo\nmatter how often conservatives shoot themselves in the foot, It\nNever Gets Old<\/u>! The idiots are so stupid, they keep coming back\nfor more! In the early 1990s, Small Towns Across America<\/u>,\nstarted shooting themselves in the foot again in earnest, when the\nTea Party and Talk Radio first encouraged them to get tough on crime,\neven though they had low crime rates. In The Good Old Days<\/u>!\nOtherwise quiet small towns like these, might have been goaded into\nforming A Lynch Mob<\/u>! But, today, they had to settle for\nElecting The Biggest Asshole Around Sheriff<\/u>! Only to be sued\nfor millions they couldn’t afford. When you’re only two\nyears old, Its All Just Fun And Games, Until Someone Gets Hurt<\/u>…\nLIKE YOURSELF<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\nThe Resounding Vacuum<\/u>! Depending on your physical proximity to\nthe Mass Media<\/u>, in recent decades, upwards of 90% of the\npublic have become foolish enough, to thoroughly convince themselves\nthey’re above average, at detecting things like Deep Fakes<\/u>,\nor Bullshit In General<\/u>. When the simple truth is, most find\nDeep Fakes<\/u> much more convincing than the real deal, and AI are\nrapidly headed in the same direction. Rather than attempting to point\nout Their Audiences Are Now As Gullible As They Come<\/u>! The mass\nmedia refers to AI as "Super Persuasive<\/u>" and "Hyper\nReal<\/u>!" Being ever So Much More Exciting, Easier To\nFollow<\/u>, and meeting oh so many more of their own, Much More\nRealistic, Preconceptions And Demanding Expectations<\/u>! While, over\n40% casually spread misinformation and, You Might As Well Ask A\nDog Not To Chew On Its Bone<\/u>! These days, you have to hire a\nfull-time private detective, just to figure out how the mass media is\nlying to you and, as usual, when it comes to Fake News<\/u>, kids\nhave proven better at detecting lies than adults. Thankfully, the\nadults are the ones with all of the money. Doing most of the talking,\neven when nobody is listening. Unless, of course, you count the\nbots…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAgain,\nmaking them Extremely Easy To Imitate, And Exploit<\/u>!\nEssentially, no different from Televangelism, or any number of Mass\nMarketing Schemes<\/u>, even in the “Hallowed Halls”.\nWhere, The Same Tedious Lowbrow Slapstick Always Applies<\/u>!\nIncluding, denying that their denial is All Too Sadly Predictable<\/u>,\nand only encourages others to exploit them at the first opportunity.\nAs all that anybody need ever do, in order to exploit them, is to\nencourage the idiots to Keep On Demanding And Denying, Anything\nAnd Everything<\/u>! That their precious, tiny-little, shrunken hearts\nand minds just so happen to desire And, So Richly Deserve<\/u>! Of\ncourse, in the name of Morality, Growth, And Progress<\/u>! At any\ngiven time, anywhere between 25-75% of All Twitter Accounts Are\nTwitter Bots<\/u>! And, when an academic booted me off Reddit, he\nasked me how I might retaliate, so I told him I was taking down\nnames! But, what I didn’t tell him was, I was only there to\nDesign Cheap Bots<\/u>! That can argue with the best them: Making\nBusiness-As-Usual, Flat-Out-Impossible<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\npoetry and chapters of this book are all written using the same,\nMathematical Equation<\/u>: That Can Be Used To Describe Any\nLowbrow Slapstick<\/u>! SHAMELESSLY PROVIDING SIMILAR NONSENSE ON\nDEMAND!!!<\/u> For Academics Or Anyone Else To Drool Over! A decade\nlong research effort to create an AI, that can write its own, New\nAnd Exciting Scientific Theories And Papers<\/u>! Has produced a\nridiculous number of, Extremely Convincing Sounding Papers<\/u>,\nThat Were All Complete Bullshit<\/u>! Explaining why the peer review\nsystem now appears to be broken, and rapidly headed towards\nbankruptcy court. Creating yet another easy way for anyone to\nquantify, and Exploit, Their Complete Lack Of A Sense Of Humor<\/u>!\nThere’s a Sucker Born Every Minute<\/u>! And, among other\nthings, I describe how to, Manipulate Academic Bullies, And\nGood-Old-Boy Bullshit<\/u>! Influencing even their peer review\nsystems: With Mathematical Precision<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLeveraging\nThe Ignorance of The Experts Against Themselves<\/u>! Among other\nthings, in order to increase the number of pay-walls, thus, ensuring\nthat the public knows just exactly how much their own dictionary and\neducation are worth, According To Trump University, And The Wall\nStreet Journal<\/u>! Logic is not the problem, its the idiots who\ninsist they’re being reasonable, Because They’re The\nOnes Who Define The Meaning Of The Word<\/u>! While, according to more\nAmericans than ever before, LIVING WELL IS THE BEST REVENGE!!!<\/u>\nToday, Modern Technology<\/u> has made it possible to rigorously\nquantify and automate all of their Endless Institutionalized\nInsanity, Within The Public Domain<\/u>! In order to encourage their\nown students to exploit them for every dime they have. Of course, IN\nTHE NAME OF SAVING THE PLANET<\/u>! AS WELL AS, SURVIVAL OF THE\nFITTEST ATHEIST<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tI’ve\nbeen booted off Every Academic Website Imaginable<\/u>, frequently\nfor merely quoting their own more uncomfortable facts while,\ncountless others agree with me, including many former academics\nwho’re good friends, that its all the same, Institutionalized\nThree Stooges and Marx Brothers Bullshit<\/u>! Dating back to at least\nThe Dark Ages<\/u>, and largely promoted by entrenched wealth and\nthe military-industrial complex. Regrettably, the US has earned a\nreputation as the Most Nepotistic Country In The World<\/u>!\nExplaining why Professional Comedians Have Been Loudly\nComplaining<\/u>, their paychecks are suffering, while they already\nhave more than enough material and, Can’t Possibly Compete\nWith Reality<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAbsolute\npower May Corrupt Absolutely<\/u> however, academia, the mass\nmedia, and the mainstream are all heavily focused on: Using Money\nTo Rot Everyone’s Brain<\/u>! While, it remains debatable if\nthere’s any appreciable difference, when they can’t even\nuse a dictionary, and: YOU CAN LITERALLY USE CHICKENS TO MODEL\nTHEIR BEHAVIOR!!!<\/u> Requiring merely a 120 transistor arithmetic\naccelerator, commonly found on any computer chip today! It just\ndoesn’t get anymore lowbrow these days while, if anyone reading\nthis book needs some sort of, Comforting Truth To Believe In<\/u>!\nIt’s that modern technology has made automating the truth\ninevitable! And, On The Playground of Life, In The School of\nHard-Knocks<\/u>: Instant Karma’s Gonna Getcha Baby<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSomeone\nneeds to crunch the numbers for the algorithm, but it should be\npossible to create more complicated bots, that speak English well\nenough to fool at least half the population, almost all the time.\nUsing my “Bullshit Linguistics<\/u>” and, a home\ncomputer with a $35.00 pcie card, or a high-end laptop with a thumb\ndrive. Leveraging the knowledge that, these days, most tend to assume\nreally stupid bots are too stupid to be bots, and the issue is making\nbots stupid enough to blend into the crowd! However, anyone,\nincluding Gabe Newell or, Whoever Can Stop Counting Their Money\nLong Enough<\/u>! Can incorporate the same analog logic in this book\ninto already existing bots, and video games as well. Or, even\nintroduce an entirely new genre of lowbrow video games. For The\nMore Discerning Gamers<\/u>! Those Few Who Dare To Master<\/u>! The\nunbelievably stupid and easy to learn, yet difficult to master, more\ndemanding, and frequently censored of: THE FORBIDDEN DARK ARTS!!!<\/u>\nIncluding Bullshit Kung Fu<\/u>! And, The Fine Art of\nAnarchistic Facilitation<\/u>! Believe it or not, its a “Tribal\nThing<\/u>!” Which Is Why They Spared Little-Big Man’s Life<\/u>!\nAnd, why some of us can make a porn star blush and, Walk The Other\nWay<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tGames\nand Bots that are designed for those, long forgotten, Long\nAbandoned Souls<\/u> who, like myself, can never Forget Themselves<\/u>!\nAnd, still adamantly insist, even as Senior Citizens<\/u>: We\nDon’t Need No Stinking Education<\/u>! If All Our Teachers\nHave Rotten Senses Of Humor<\/u>! Indignantly Demanding Everyone Be\nPolite To Them<\/u>! When, They Never Did Learn How To Share Their\nWords And Play Nice<\/u>! Already, video games commonly incorporate\nboth Karma and humor into their designs, but this book leverages\nenough “Contextual Vagueness<\/u>” to take it to\nanother level altogether by: Stressing The Self-Evident Truth, As\nThe Ultimate Grammar<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAdditionally,\nit can be used to create a, Virtual Reality Engine<\/u>, capable of\nrunning simulations of quantum mechanics and Relativity, that can\nmake more sense out of Feynman Diagrams<\/u>. Humorously\nillustrating how quantum mechanics apply in our macroscopic world, in\nways which are every bit as bizarre as the subatomic! A more complete\nversion of the Analog Logic<\/u>, requires twice as many poems, but\nI added extra chapters here to compensate, and these are all capable\nof accommodating a four fold super-symmetry, and any new poems. Using\na "Bullshit Lexicon", capable of treating every word as a\nvariable, every sentence can also be treated as a variable, providing\nboth the required geometry and stochastic processing, in order to\nproduce: A Quantized Karmic AI Engine<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOne,\nthat can effortlessly adapt its own geometry and dynamics, emotions\nand intellect, to suit each individual. Similar to, VR Fun House\nMirrors, Which Also Happen To Be Adaptable Echo Chambers<\/u>!\nChoreographed by Fred Astaire, Micheal Jackson, and the immortal,\nCharlie Chaplin<\/u>! Their feet a constant blur, Like Wavy\nGravy, From Another Planet<\/u>! Dispersing In Every Direction! Yet,\nUnWaveringly Converging Upon What’s Missing From This\nPicture… In Higher Dimensions<\/u>! Drifting endlessly unto the\nmysterious, fathomless, rootless, ever so Vaguely Vindictive,\nVoracious, Vicious and, Verily, Vapid, Vacuous, Voluminous, Virtually\nVirgin, Void! Yet Still, Somehow Vividly, Vibrant, And Vivacious,\nVerisimilitude Of The Vitriolic Volatile Vacuum<\/u>! Forever Lost in\nSpace, On the Far Side<\/u>! Somewhere Over the Rainbow, Deep in\nthe Memory of God, Firmly Ensconced Within the Naughty Nebulous\nNictating Numbing Nexus of the Anonymous Open-Mike-Night Cosmic\nMicrowave Background, and Twilight Zone Comedy Hour<\/u>! Whilst,\nnostalgically waxing soothing metaphorical metaphysical mumbo jumbo,\nand recounting The Long And Sordid Tale Of<\/u>: “The\nRedemption Of Goldilocks<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAlong\nwith the dictionary, lie detectors, quantum mechanics, fuzzy logic,\nand humor in general, consciousness still remains a profound mystery\nto modern science, while Zen Bullshit<\/u> remains quite popular\nwith academics, due to their often enjoying playing around with\nsemantics, and being unimpressed with either The Marx Brothers, Or\nOscar The Grouch<\/u>! Nor, it would seem, the least bit intimidated\nby the fact, that linguistics are now a well established profession,\nthat’s both increasingly automated and Classified Research<\/u>.\nWhile, the commercial sector doesn’t exactly share their words\nand play nice either! And, can teach academics how to: Automate\nTheir Own Bullshit<\/u>! With generous support from the NSA, who\nprefer to remain anonymous, and might be Anonymous or, more likely,\nOnline Keystone Cops These Days<\/u>! For all the difference it\nseems to make! Thankfully, we can always depend upon Google,\nMicrosoft, Intel, AMD, Nvidia, Micron, and any new oligopolies, that\nthe AI will now create, to defend us from the same Foreign Devils<\/u>,\nusing our own AI to hack everyone! Just as soon as the State Dept and\nCommerce Dept, finish investigating Microsoft for treason, and decide\nwhether Intel and Nvidia can do business with China, while we fight\nWWIII with them! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAlready,\nacademics are quite commonly, and casually, urging and assisting\ntheir own governments in censoring the internet, sometimes, in the\nname of saving a democracy, they admit no longer exists! So, you can\nconsider it your patriotic duty to: Show Academics How To Censor\nThemselves<\/u>! Of course, in their case, this can easily become a\nfull-time job, hence, the need for automation and commercialization.\nAlthough it seemed like a huge waste of my time, what I confirmed by\nwatching countless videos, and searching through endless,\nDeliberately Mind-Numbing<\/u>, academic websites, is that none of\nthem knows a damned thing about systems logics, they habitually go\nout of their way to avoid acknowledging that the self-evident truth\neven exists, and are seldom concerned with whether anything anybody\nsays might actually reflect reality, in any sort of demonstrable\nfashion! While, If You Can’t Dazzle ‘Em With\nBrilliance<\/u>! Baffle ‘Em With a Generous Helping Of Their\nOwn Bullshit<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nexample, there’s no such thing as a psychological category for\nlowbrow slapstick, even among the supposedly more Objective\nBehaviorists<\/u> and, as if all professional comedians must have an\nUndiagnosed Mental Disease<\/u>, a psychologist recently informed\nthe mass media that our former president fits all the criteria for a,\n“Psychopathic Narcissist<\/u>!” Without ever\nacknowledging, that his criteria apply equally well to Professional\nWrestling<\/u>! And, our former president is a lifelong fan, not to\nmention, a politician! Dwayne Johnston is a former professional\nwrestler himself, and one of the highest paid movie stars today, now\nthinking of running for president, and all of Hollywood is pumping\niron, while practicing their one-liners, smack talk, and wrestling\nmoves. Suddenly, the mass media is filled with articles on how to\nAvoid Narcissists<\/u> in our Materialistic Culture<\/u> but,\nwhat none of them are describing in any detail whatsoever, is that\nnarcissism is just another Latin word for egotism that not only\ndescribes Professional Wrestling, but Televangelism, Politics in\ngeneral, reality TV, and well over half the damned population!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMerely\nby automating the process, of making similar insipid comparisons,\nbetween more abstract academic models and lowbrow slapstick, you can\nInstantly Cuss-tomize<\/u> any techno-gibberish, For Complete\nBlithering Idiots<\/u>! If you want, automating Spinning The News<\/u>,\nusing advanced mathematics that are classified, in ways the censors\nwill never see coming! Academics themselves are already struggling to\nkeep up with the public and mass media, constantly slaughtering their\nTechnobabble And Rhetoric<\/u>! Making much of their rhetoric\ntotally worthless on their own, Juvenile Playground<\/u>! Merely by\nencouraging the idiots to mock and attack academia, and their own\ngovernments as, Totally Out of Touch With Reality<\/u>! Along with\nanyone else stupid enough to disagree with, The Same Mindless Mob\nThat The Two Enthusiastically Endorse<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nIf modern medicine and psychology had a lick of integrity, they’d\ncampaign for everybody to get it over with already and, Blow Up\nTheir Fucking TV<\/u>! Extensive studies have indicated that mortality\nrates have increased dramatically, children’s values and mental\nhealth have gone down the toilet altogether and, just watching too\nmuch TV, is now proven to cause dementia, and reduce your lifespan by\nup to decades. People tell me I shouldn’t cuss so much, but\nhalf our water supplies have been contaminated with uranium, while\nhalf our children have been diagnosed with lead poisoning, and our\nchildren are now dying faster than ever before, with young and middle\naged men also committing suicide in record numbers, nobody has seen\nsince WWII! A deadly pandemic keeps mutating and sweeping the entire\nplanet, all of our economies are constantly reshuffling, and slowing\ndown drastically, and the global ecology now appears certain to\ncollapse altogether, at any moment! That Is: Assuming WWIII\nDoesn’t Break Out In Earnest First<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nlast damned thing we need right now, in my opinion, is for teachers\nand their students to keep refusing to cuss, in the name of, Taking\nA Higher Moral Stance<\/u>! While, Continuing To Argue Over The\nDefinition Of Stupid<\/u>! Preferring to call each other\nNarcissistic-Commie-Fashion-Terrorist-And-Zombie-Test-Dummies, while\ndemanding answers from the Cult of Personality<\/u> on reality TV,\nAs Nero Tunes Up His Fiddle<\/u>! But, please, feel perfectly free,\nto just call me uncouth, uneducated, uncivilized, angry, negative,\nand Fucking Obnoxiously Judgmental and Opinionated<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThat\nway, at least I know something got your attention, other than the\nboob tube or the sound of your own voice which, somehow, I still find\nreassuring. Of course, I also cover Much More Powerful, Entirely\nPositive, Truly Inspirational, Amazingly Uplifting, And Singularly\nEffective Ways<\/u>, Anyone Can Avoid Cussing<\/u>! Cheerfully\nencouraging everyone to go outside, share their words, and play nice\nmuch more often! However, as my father used to say, sometimes it\nhelps to get their attention first. Call me negative, angry,\njudgmental, pessimistic, out of touch with reality, brain-washed,\nbrain-damaged, or an insane\nabbynormal-antisocial-sadistic-psychopathic-schitzophrenic-masochistic-anarchistic-anonymous-pot-smoking-narcisistic-facist-tree-hugging-Wall-Street-Utopian-Commie-Fashion-Terrorist-and-Zombie-Test-Dummy!\nIf it gives you a cheap thrill, or just helps you sleep better at\nnight but, according to the overwhelming, overpowering, more than\nweighty and, still, rather obnoxiously growing and, already, quite\nintimidating, Mountain of Evidence<\/u>! That Nobody Alive Can\nCasually Dismiss<\/u>! With Anything Remotely Resembling Credible\nConviction<\/u>: Greta Thunberg Is An Optimist!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBelying\nthe occasional episodic fleeting hopes, public reassurances, wishful\nthinking, and brief appearances to the contrary, Up Ahead, At The\nTwisted Fork In The Road<\/u>! Lies A Crooked Sign In The Gutter,\nWhere What I Say Once, Twice, Three Times Is Always True, Here In\nThe Kindergarten Twilight Zone Post Truth Bullshit Hour<\/u>! Forget\nAbout Bumbling Down The Road Less Traveled<\/u>! The Whole World Is\nRapidly Spiraling Down The Toilet<\/u>! As of today, even the UN\nsuddenly agrees: THERE’S NOBODY IN CHARGE AROUND HERE!!!<\/u> Greta\nThunberg Is Wasting Her Breath<\/u>! Rest assured, at the rate things\nare going, in the very near future, we will all become way too\nfamiliar with both cussing, and what it means to be, “A\nCitizen of The World<\/u>!" When this enormous pile of Infantile\nCrap<\/u>, currently poised precariously at the very Tippy-Top of the\nTower of Babel, Finally Hits The Fan<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIts\na Small World After All<\/u>! While, Mars is even smaller, way too\nexpensive, and not nearly as far away as you really want and,\napparently, nobody on reality TV has ever managed to actually Escape\nFrom The Rat Race<\/u>! Much less, The Matrix<\/u>! Making it\nincreasingly difficult to: Duck Low Enough<\/u>! While, our Loving\nPlanet Earth<\/u> simply cannot afford the luxury of waiting around\nfor, Academic Eggheads<\/u>, who tend to Overthink Everything<\/u>!\nTo admit they don’t even know how to, Use A Fucking\nDictionary<\/u>! If academics insist on claiming the right to behave\nlike Spoiled Brats, Even Making Up Complete Gibberish and Empty\nRhetoric<\/u>! Then, Pretend They Still Know Better Than The Rest\nOf Us<\/u>! When their own students still commonly believe the sun\nrevolves around the earth, lie nonstop and, repeatedly, refuse to\nheed even their own dire warnings, concerning the most egregious life\nand death issues! Then, it behooves us all to treat academics\nthemselves like infants, and: SHOW THEM HOW ITS DONE ON THE\nKINDERGARTEN PLAYGROUND!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFutile\nthough it may be, I still feel compelled for sentimental reasons, to\nremind people: You Cannot Attack What You Cannot Comprehend<\/u>!\nNOT WHEN ITS WHAT’S MISSING FROM THIS PICTURE!!!<\/u> But,\nagain, of course, please feel perfectly free to casually dismiss\neverything I write as hateful lies, horribly judgmental, Totally\nOne-Sided<\/u>! Entirely misleading, insanely unrealistic, patently\nunscientific, and cravenly anti-intellectual! The meaningless angry\nravings of a lunatic: The Sound And The Fury, Signifying Nothing<\/u>!\nOr, whatever. And, please, again, feel absolutely free to vigorously\nlobby your favorite dictionary publisher or congressmen, so you can\nmake it official that, I’m Downright Despicable<\/u>! And,\nActually Have A Sense Of Humor<\/u>! Stooping So Low As To Use A\nCommie Dictionary<\/u>! Written By Satan Himself<\/u>! And, please,\ncontinue to loudly and proudly exercise your freedom of speech, while\nardently attempting to censor the public domain, for the public good,\nand my bots will get back with you later, and deal with any\ncomplaints anyone might have…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnywho,\nnow where was I? Oh Yes<\/u>! Sr Roger Penrose’s Theory, of\nquantum induced microwave vibrations in the brain, has already\nreceived its first two experimental confirmations, with one\nimplication being that, “Sparkling Laughter<\/u>”, the\ninfectious kind that nobody can resist, may represent, “The\nLowest Possible Energy State<\/u>”. For the conscious mind and\nbrain, before the brain possibly freezes altogether! Our conscious\nand unconscious minds share the same neurons, switching back and\nforth at will, making Sparkling Laughter<\/u> a macroscopic\nmanifestation of quantum mechanics, that emerges from within the\nsubconscious. As the conscious mind repeatedly surrenders to the\nunconscious realization that, Whatever The Hell It Is<\/u>: It\nJust Don’t Make No Sense<\/u>! Which, without ever having to\nresort to using statistical evidence, nonetheless, can still be used\nto prove, to even the more stubbornly intellectual of the Three\nStooges, that 42 is as good as it gets.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSparkling\nLaughter is Nonjudgmental<\/u>, the naive laughter at the funny\nnaked man in the parade however, when expressed in an adult, it\nbecomes infectious in people of any age. Unless some adults are\nauthentic enough to share their sense of humor, in order for the\nsmallest child to infect adults with laughter, they would have to\nprogressively infect older children, who could then infect adults.\nThe implied moral of the story of, “The Emperor’s New\nClothes<\/u>”, can be for communities to, Treasure Sparkling\nLaughter<\/u>! And, gentle laughter in general, as a reflection of\ntheir True Strength<\/u>, resilience, humanity, and integrity as a\nCommunity. My father inherited the Irish Catholic “Socratic\nTradition<\/u>”, including the associated humor and sparkling\nlaughter, and his entire family treasured him as a living legacy, and\na font of Unique Family Wisdom<\/u>, while the men who served under\nhis command repeatedly confided in me, as if it were highly unusual,\nthat he was an honest and fair Captain to sail with. When, he often\nhad to deal with hundreds of Marines, Climbing All Over His Ship<\/u>:\nLike So Many Half-Drowned Rats<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\na new experiment, optical hysteresis was used to take faster and\nweaker measurements, than is normally possible using any other known\nmethod, suggesting “Quantum Exceptional Points<\/u>”\ncould be responsible for things like Sparkling Laughter. With any\nluck, within a decade or so, it could become possible to automate\nSparkling Laughter, and create Bots In Virtual Reality<\/u>, that\nlaugh whenever some damned fool attempts to, Spread Complete\nBullshit<\/u>. My father would often laugh at his children, whenever\nwe argued and, in the heat of the moment, sometimes, we would even\nyell at him to stop laughing, so we could finish our argument! Of\ncourse, that just made him Laugh Harder<\/u>! Once we all stopped\nlaughing, we could quickly and calmly resolve our differences,\nsometimes, puzzled as to why we were arguing in the first place.\nHumor ensures you have to pick your fights carefully, while classic\nlogic encourages fighting over laughing. Analog logic is normally\n10,000-100,000x more efficient than classic logic, and quantum\nsystems can be up to 125% efficient, which makes no damned sense\nwhatsoever, unless, The Truth Itself Really Is Magically More\nAttractive, Meaningful, Humorous, Harmonious, Efficient, And Easier\nto Maintain<\/u>: Like Santa’s Sparkling Laughter<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tJust\nas logic is usually better for problem solving, and for more abstract\nreasoning, using pattern matching instead, such as that of Sparkling\nLaughter, can magically normalize, or blunt, both our emotional and\nconceptual extremes. But, everyone will be relieved to know,\nSparkling Laughter also happens to be quite a bit more pleasant than\na loud buzzer, and gets the point across much better, while still\nmanaging to: Tell Better Jokes Then The Blithering Idiots<\/u>! In\nrelated research, mathematicians have established that Pi, or the\nGolden Ratio, is not entirely random but, instead, resembles a well\nknown multidimensional multifractal equation. Indicating the\nexistence of a universal recursion in the principle of identity,\nwhich along with Sparkling Laughter, Can Be Used To Conquer The\nWorld<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAccording\nto already well established physics, the equation for Pi is complex\nenough to represent all of physical reality as we know it and,\nassuming it represents part of a universal recursion, theoretically,\neven the most powerful quantum computers, should eventually prove\nincapable of resolving the issue of whether: The Golden Ratio Is\n“Just Right<\/u>!" Or, <\/u>Pi-R-Squared In Higher\nDimensions<\/u>! Such a complete, all-encompassing, “Universal\nRecursion in The Principle of Identity<\/u>”, would mean that\neverything, including the vacuum of space itself, and Bullshit\nPoetry<\/u> like mine, must possess some minimal, yet significant,\namount of content. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tContradicting\nclassic logic and metaphysics, yet, accounting for the use of\neigenstates and virtual particles in quantum mechanics, and for Pi\nappearing to be utterly random yet, upon closer examination, obeying\none of the most complex fractal equations used today for modeling\nphysical reality. The Sheer Complexity<\/u>, of the equation for\nPi, could represent the extreme limits of our own Mortal\nFallibility<\/u> where, past a certain point, it becomes humanly\nimpossible to draw any Clearer Distinctions<\/u>! Compelling\neveryone to resort to using such vague metaphors as, “Bullshit<\/u>”.\nIn the case of Pi, entirely incapable of determining, with any\ncertainty, what is ultimately random and orderly, bullshit and the\ntruth, due to everything expressing particle-wave duality, including\nour own mind and brain, energy and information…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t“Once\nI dreamed I was a Butterfly, or am I really a Butterfly dreaming I am\na Man?” Butterflies all look so innocent, with those, Big\nDoe Eyes<\/u>! Yet, due to the “Butterfly Effect<\/u>”,\njust happening to be ubiquitous In a Singularity<\/u>, the\ninevitable quantum perturbations in the spacetime continuum, can\nsometimes make it extremely difficult to tell exactly what, in\nreality is, Actually A Playful Butterfly<\/u>! And what, Is\nMerely A Moth<\/u>… Clarity can be a discerning detail, or the\ntiniest overlooked detail, may transform into a Moth! No Doubt<\/u>!\nDisguised As a Harmless Butterfly<\/u>! Seductively, flapping its\npretty wings at you, as you drift in and out of sleep… While\nEating a Hole In Your Favorite Sweater<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\na universal recursion, everything that exists must also resemble part\nof a self-organizing system, with something as simple as a garden\nfull of delightful butterflies, a pleasant mid-summer night’s dream,\nand a closet full of moths, all self-organizing, and\nSelf-Stimulating<\/u>, to a great extent. The human brain itself\nhas proven to be self-organizing, while a quantum simulation of a\nphase transition, has established that, contrary to all their\ntheories, the initial creative impetus for the Big Bang was, Just\nRight<\/u>! And, the entire universe can be considered\nself-organizing, around what’s missing from this picture…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAs\npart of ongoing, cross-disciplinary, Concerted International\nEfforts<\/u>! To thoroughly document what’s missing from this\npicture, Contextual Philosophers<\/u> conducted an extensive\nsurvey, indicating that Noam Chomsky<\/u> was wrong all along, and\nchildren acquire grammar the hard way, by crunching the numbers\nwhile, Surprise<\/u>! The English Language has two grammars, which\ncompensate for rather high error rates. That’s not to suggest\nin the slightest that Chomsky was totally wrong, or that he was ever\nwasting his time, but that academia still irrationally rejects the\npossibility that the English Language<\/u> has two overlapping\ngrammars, that don’t obey the principle of "The\nExcluded Middle<\/u>". Explaining why his predictions always fell\npredictably just short of the mark, yet he’s had so little\ncompetition, and so little progress has been made to resolve the\nissue, despite such exhaustive studies. Difficult as it might be for\nanybody alive to believe, including not least of all myself,\nproviding An Equally Embarrassing Simple Explanation<\/u>: One\nThat’s Enough To Make Anyone Go Cross-Eyed<\/u>! For why quantum\nmechanics have remained a complete mystery, for well over a\ncentury…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tJust\nas AI can now calculate the orbits of the planets, without ever\nhaving to learn Newtonian Mechanics, they commonly learn languages,\nlike English, without ever bothering to learn any grammar. Thanks to\nacademia still insisting that everything must make sense, and we only\nhave one recognized grammar, now some of them are finally starting to\nadmit in public: We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Grammar<\/u>!\nOr, Figgy Newton’s Silly Laws of Motion<\/u>! And, Grammar\nNazis And Reality Snobs Are All Delusional<\/u>! Galileo was obviously\njust the tip of the iceberg and, to this day, these same\nover-educated fools are still overwhelmingly claiming that nature is\nanalog, yet, their own cultures and languages reject analog logic and\ncuss words, as largely meaningless and taboo, just like the stupid\ndictionary! Ensuring, you can often have a more meaningful discussion\non the issue with a five year old, because they’ve made examining the\nBig Picture socially taboo, and redefined "objectivity" as\nanything rational sounding, that the mainstream can accept.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUnless\nthey use extensive training, or add guard rails to their AI, they\ntend to express racist, sexist, ageist, and homophobic behavior, as\nif they’re all the TV sitcom character Archie Bunker.\nDisplaying the default networking systems logic in a Singularity<\/u>,\nexpressed in the Shannon Entropy they all use, of a pissed off flock\nof chickens, whenever the lights are on, but nobody’s home.\nThey’ve systematically denied the validity of their own dictionary,\nand analog logic, for so damn long now, that their own technology is\nbeginning to throw the worst of their institutionalized crap: Right\nBack In Their Faces<\/u>! In every way imaginable! While, they\ncontinue to diligently censor anyone who dares to laugh at them, or\ncrack a joke!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLamentably,\nChomsky has been called, “The Voice of Reason<\/u>” by\nhis fans, largely consisting of militant atheists, who could not\nteach a child how to use a dictionary, if their lives depended on it!\nAs a public service, academic websites could frequently teach\ncommercial ones how to censor the news better, and create more\nEffective Echo Chambers<\/u>! Of course, militant atheists will\ncommonly deny anything and everything! Except, of course, their\ncheckbooks, making fools of themselves in every way imaginable! Which\ncan also be documented however, there can be no doubt, Academia’s\n“Brilliant Minds<\/u>”, including Wannabe Cunning\nLinguists<\/u>, Like Noam Chomsky, Have Consistently Supported\nOver-Educated Contentious Babbling Idiots<\/u>! Who literally advocate\nimitating the right wing “Strategy<\/u>”, if you want\nto call it that, of throwing their own dictionary out the window!\nWhat more in the name of love is impossible to answer, when nobody\ndares to ask the real questions, such as: "What More In The\nName Of Higher Education<\/u>?!!" Thanks, in no small part, to\nthe continuing strident efforts of Militant Atheists, to support the\nFundamentalist tradition of constantly abusing their own dictionary,\nand stomping on the use of any analog logic, Left Wing Politics\nToday<\/u> deserve a proper funeral in the US! But, anyone proposing\nfunding one is automatically labeled a commie! While, testing their\nFucking DNA, still remains the most reliable way to Determine How\nAnyone Votes<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAfter\nthe better part of a century, “Scientific Positivism<\/u>”\nalso remains popular, in spite of failing to meet even its own\ncriteria for a valid philosophy, never producing a damned thing\nuseful, and being A Complete Oxymoron<\/u>! One which, nonetheless,\nis sometimes used to promote Pseudo-Science<\/u>, with researchers\nclaiming that it validates their theories as being scientific.\nBecause, of course, It Tastes Great, and Is Less Filling<\/u>! And,\nwas invented for the sole purpose of denying the validity of quantum\nmechanics, so you know its got be as positive as they come…\nUsing my Bullshit Linguistics<\/u>, you can offer any of these\nover-educated contentious fools, and countless others just like them,\nincluding Fundamentalists, All Of The Pettier Bullshit Choices\nTheir Tiny-Little Shrunken Hearts Desire<\/u>! And, Never Knew\nExisted<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEncouraging\nThem To Build Their Self-Confidence<\/u>! And, never settle for second\nbest! To question whether or not the truth, Actually Applies<\/u>.\nTo indulge themselves more often, by choosing to believe, whatever\nthe hell they just so happen to be inclined to prefer to believe at\nthe time and, then, Sell Them Solutions To Their Own Self-Imposed\nProblems<\/u>! Of course, at wildly inflated prices! Some might\nassume, again, that I’m merely exaggerating just how transparent they\nactually are, and how remarkably easy it is to lead them around by\nthe nose but, in academia’s particular case, they’ve\nsystematically painted themselves into their own more Idiosyncratic,\nRomper Room Preschool Corner<\/u>! Of course, by soundly and\nsystematically rejecting their own dictionary and second grammar,\nwhile this book describes: All The Dirty Little Details, Based On\nFirst Principles<\/u>! You Can Run, But You Cannot Hide<\/u>! That\nEnormous Load Of Crap In Your Diaper<\/u>! Additionally, I describe\nhow to reformulate what are known as, “The Laws of Thought”,\nAs a Complete Oxymoron, Without a Sense of Humor<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTargeting\nacademics and militant atheists, in particular, you get The\nIntellectual Side Of Professional Wrestling<\/u>! Easily following all\nof the latest legal precedents for bots, and manipulating academic\nand public opinion! My own work merely makes it possible to\nrigorously quantify their institutionalized stupidity, in the public\ndomain. So, They Can Fight It Out In Court<\/u>! With Corporate\nLawyers, The Mad Hatter, And The Tea Party<\/u>! Who would love\nnothing more than an opportunity to teach their own teachers, how the\nsun revolves around the earth. Over half the population already\ninsists that the government and corporations they call evil, must lie\nto them for their own protection, and are usually much to liberal\nabout these things while, In America<\/u>! The Customer Is\nAlways Right<\/u>! Making It Your Patriotic Duty, To Earn A Profit<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nOligopolies today, that requires carefully, and systematically,\ngouging their customers for as much of their time and attention, as\nthey will possibly tolerate, as well as, gouging them for their\nmoney! Unfortunately, occasionally requiring Encouraging The More\nContentious Fools Among Them<\/u>! Who, Always Complain About\nEverything<\/u>! To shoot themselves in the foot, and shoot each\nother! Before They Can Possibly Shoot You<\/u>! Which Is A Time\nHonored Tradition In The Wild West, Enshrined In Our Judicial\nSystem<\/u>! Since The Days Of The Cattle Barons<\/u>! Still, it\nusually helps to target the loudest among them first, or last of all,\nbecause they tend to overwhelmingly obey the simple rules of the\nmindless mob.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnalog\ndesigns like this one are scalar, making them incredibly efficient\nand easy to automate, across any scales, without any of the bots ever\nhaving to make a damned bit of sense! Using <\/b><\/i>Game\nTheory<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and a small assortment of rudimentary AI\ngenerated caricatures, that anyone can mix and match, it becomes\npossible to: <\/b><\/i>Fight Fire With Fire<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/i>Combating Any Nonsense, With Even More Nonsense<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nHowever, it requires <\/b><\/i>A Subtle Sense Of Humor<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nthat escapes academia, the military, and the bureaucracy, making it\nalso, <\/b><\/i>A Perfect Cryptographic System<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/i>\n<\/b><\/i>An Enormous Bullshit Lexicon, Or Second Grammar<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nthat demands your opponents adopt <\/b><\/span><\/i>your own sense\nof humor about themselves, if they’re to ever have the\nslightest hope of comprehending what you’re actually talking\nabout. With The Pentagon working to create new AI to censor the\nentire worldwide web for them, humor is the obvious way to defeat any\nof their more <\/b><\/i>Lowbrow Methods<\/b><\/u><\/i>, of\ncensoring half of reality as we know it.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i>Albert\nEinstein Himself<\/b><\/u><\/i> could never hope to comprehend our\nLinguistic-Mathematics, which require the extremely subtle sense of\nhumor of Taoist Priests, and Primitive Tribes, and can only be\nlearned by first losing your taboos and biases and, in the process,\nbecoming more aware of how Karma impacts your life. Making it\nimpossible to abuse our <\/b><\/i>Bullshit Linguistics,\nWithout Paying The Price<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Strategically goading the\nloudest among them, for example, may cause millions of others to\nsuddenly feel compelled to start talking to the nearest mindless bot\nwhile, according to <\/b><\/i>Game Theory<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nthe trick is to stay two punch lines ahead of the competition. In\nlarge groups, the idiots can be roughly as predictable as Newtonian\nMechanics or, <\/b><\/i>Chickens<\/b><\/u><\/i>…<\/b><\/span><\/i>\nHowever, this book covers the even more ludicrously efficient fuzzy\nlogic and quantum mechanics of, <\/b><\/i>Chickenshit Academic\nBullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i>! <\/b><\/i>So You Can Target Entire\nSchools Of "Thought!<\/b><\/u><\/i>"\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>Such As Conservative Think-Tanks And Liberal\nColleges<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tYou\ncan play them off one another too, Like Calling Out To Turkeys<\/u>\nand, although that might sound like another gross exaggeration, what\nThe Tea Party<\/u> and the Republican Party have in common, with\ncountless academics and others, is the Undeniable Fact<\/u>: Their\nRhetoric Is Entirely Vacuous<\/u>! In the beginning, Republican Party\nMembers repeatedly complained, that the Tea Party wasn’t\ncomplaining about anything new but, what they were actually\nprotesting was the simple fact, their traditional rhetoric was too\ncomplicated for what they wanted to use. With Fundamentalists, The\nTea Party, and Lynch Mobs everywhere preferring to: KEEP IT SIMPLE\nSTUPID!!!<\/u> The idiots will even compete among themselves for who\nhas the most utterly meaningless rhetoric, as completely empty and\ndevoid of any real content, as they can possibly make it.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSo\nmuch so, that you can use their rhetoric to diagnose diseases such as\nReagan’s Alzheimer’s, and Fundamentalism has proven to cause\nBrain Damage<\/u>! Of course, papers by academic linguists, and\nothers that I’ve read, refuse to ever go there. (Hippocrates\nBe Damned<\/u>!) And, remain unwilling to even vaguely suggest their\nrhetoric is entirely vacuous! Not to mention: A Public Health\nEpidemic<\/u>! Categorizing nonsense is nonsense in academia, not to\nmention, suicidal in this case! Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones,\nBut Academics Refuse To Ever Admit, That Their Own Words Kill\nTheir Students<\/u>! Much Less, The Words Of Their Religious And\nPolitical Leaders<\/u>! While, The Pentagon Censors Anyone Who\nDares To Contradict Them<\/u>! Even, When Using Their Own Standards\nAnd Evidence<\/u>! Unfortunately, very few want to wear a T-Shirt that\nsays, “Brain Damaged For Jesus<\/u>!" Or, “Brain\nDamaged For Reagan<\/u>!" Making bots a much more attractive\nmarketing strategy, especially, for the pharmaceutical companies and\nothers! Who, share their free market values, about even such things\nas their own, Self-Induced Brain Damage, and Voluntary Genocide<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAcademics\ntend to be Contentious<\/u>, and the easiest way to prove to them\nthat they’re all full of crap, is to create bots that can\nsystematically provide Cuss-tomized Solutions<\/u>, for throwing\ntheir own crap right back in their faces! While, that might sound\ndifficult to accomplish, more often: It Could Not Be Easier<\/u>!\nFor example, Richard Dawkins is an Oxford professor, and famous\nmilitant atheist, who invented his own nonsense word "Meme".\nLinguists eventually gave the word a minimal demonstrable definition,\nthanks to Dawkins convincing hundreds of millions of militant\natheists, to babble complete nonsense! As if they’re all just so many\ninfants on the Kindergarten playground! The word was about to be\nadded to the dictionary, leaving the linguists no other choice!\nMaking it particularly easy for anyone to program bots to encourage\nthem to keep spouting gibberish! Especially, when you consider that\nneither militant atheists, nor Oxford, ever bothered to inform them\nall, that they’ve been babbling meaningless bullshit for decades! Of\ncourse, in recent years, in the name of, Saving The Damn Planet<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPeople\nkeep insisting that Americans are Hypocrites<\/u>, but even their\nown teachers frequently contradict themselves, at the drop of a hat,\nand makeup whatever Lame Excuses<\/u>! Nonsense words, and\nmeaningless rhetoric they happen to prefer. Calling them hypocrites,\nor using four syllable words in general, merely encourages them to\nContinue Arguing, Over The Definition Of Stupid<\/u>! Comprehending\nmore complex subjects, such as hypocrisy, as more than just another\nabstract word for them to play around with, requires that they first\nlearn to appreciate how, sometimes, words can be much more meaningful\nand useful! Whenever people don’t constantly lie to each other\nand themselves! Making Up Whatever Definitions For Words They\nHappen To Prefer<\/u>! While, Politely Lying To Each Other, And\nInsisting Jokes Are Entirely Meaningless, Along With The Dictionary<\/u>!\nLike So Many Fucking Wannabe Kindergarten Post Truth Lawyers<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMeanwhile,\nthe use of contextual tools, including fuzzy logic, quantum\nmechanics, and linguistic analysis, has steadily spread to every\nbranch of the sciences, yet almost nobody who uses them espouses\nContextualism, as a personal philosophy, while neither the Dictionary\nnor Wisdom Philosophy has been popular in well over a century. If\nSocrates Were Alive Today, Academics Might Commonly Dismiss Him<\/u>!\nAs Just Another Drunken Bum, And Claim Politics Are Never A Joke<\/u>!\nThen, Help To Censor Him From The Entire Mass Media<\/u>! If\nGalileo were alive today, academia might put him on trial again, for\nusing the latest empirical evidence, to challenge more of Aristotle’s\ntwo thousand year old metaphysics, and for daring to stoop so low, as\nto use a dictionary…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMuch\nof what I write might sound like complete fiction, or “News\nof the Weird<\/u>” but, unlike the evening news, "News of\nthe Weird" has standards, and stops repeating stories once they\nbecome too commonplace while, Even Hollywood Writers Could Never\nMake This Shit Up<\/u>! Because, of course, they’d be\nimmediately censored, like I was, before even coming anywhere close\nto finishing my book! My own personal research indicates that\nFundamentalism Is Actually The Bastard Redheaded Step-Child Of\nMilitant Atheists<\/u>! And, other academics, who also invented\nTotalitarian Communism<\/u>! Then, promptly threw their own\ndictionary out the window, going on to invent the modern mass media\nand universal literacy, as the solution to all of society’s\nproblems. Explaining why academia, the military, corporations, and\nreligions, all tend to use similar rhetoric.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHow\ndo Porcupines Mate? Very carefully, while Cats do it with lots of\nscratching, biting, yowling, pulling out their fur, and barbed\npenises! My Enemy’s Enemy Is My New Best Friend<\/u>!\nEspecially when you’re only two years old! In China today,\nlifelong avowed atheists are now happily converting to Christianity\nin record numbers, and most appear quite willing to convert right\nback to atheism again, the minute their government becomes more\ncommunist. Historically, Warlords burned down their temples and, in\nself-defense, the temples adopted whatever additional teachings the\nWarlords Demanded<\/u> and, understandably, the Chinese became very\npragmatic about religion. It was no longer enough to have God on\nyour side, if you couldn’t afford church services, much less, his<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTaoists\nhave a lot in common with Quakers, and Taoist Temples usually teach\nConfucianism, which isn’t even a religion, and was politically\nopposed to Taoism for two thousand years, while the communists\neventually drove most of the remaining Taoists out of the country\naltogether, some 350 million of them. More than the entire population\nof the US, as if they were all merely, Quaker Oats Winnie the\nPooh, You Scrap Off Your Shoe<\/u>! And, far too authentically\nChinese, making them: Beyond All Hope For Re-Education<\/u>! Many\npriests are secretly agnostic, and some of their parishioners will\nattend a different church or temple for every day of the week, but\nthe Chinese often cite Christianity as having a proven track record,\nof strongly opposing its own Corrupt Governments<\/u>! But, we’ll\njust have to wait and see if they can successfully incorporate\ncommunist teachings into Christian Churches. Still, I wouldn’t\nhold my breath, with the Communist Government<\/u> labeling Jesus,\nand anyone else who isn’t a party member, Extremists<\/u>.\nSpreading rumors that Jesus has already returned, but is keeping a\nlow profile, and has been quietly helping to promote The Tea Party<\/u>\nfrom behind the scenes all along. In order to prepare the way for\nhis, Triumphant Return, As The Rightful Heir To The Throne<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tJust\nas atheism is bizarrely associated with both the wealthy and\ncommunism, organized religion is often associated with crime and\nDysfunctional Societies<\/u>, and the two tend to poison any middle\nground between them, using the same essential Three Stooges Slapstick\nand Logic. Fiercely denying the validity of any analog logic, and the\ncommon dictionary. As a result, multiple studies have confirmed that\na strong majority of both Democrats and Republicans<\/u>, commonly\napply their personal morality to everyone else, but seldom to\nthemselves, and hate each other more than they trust their own\npolitical parties. Making US Politics A Grudge-Match, Straight Of\nProfessional Wrestling<\/u>! Where, apparently, neither party could\nteach a child how to use a dictionary if their lives depended on it,\nand they’re all frequently arguing over who’s the better\nliar, according to Kindergarten Playground Standards<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOf\ncourse, if you prefer, the Mass Media<\/u> keeps suggesting that\nhalf the country Has Been Brainwashed<\/u> however, the\noverwhelming medical evidence indicates, These Pathetic Liars Have\nNo Brains Left<\/u>! They Were All Sucked Bone-Dry, Long-Long-Ago<\/u>!\nBy The Internet And Boob Tube<\/u>! Today, you could literally\nreplace voting booths with trained pigeons, pecking away at buttons,\nand half the damned country would never notice any difference. They\ncall me an “Apathetic Voter<\/u>” but, the simple truth\nis, these Pentagon sponsored lynch mobs, endorsed by academia,\nreligious communities, and the American Medical Association,\ncertainly don’t need my help! While, I’ve already got\nbrain damage and, according to all the medical statistics, Voting\nIs Really Bad For Your Health<\/u>! You could say, along with quite\npossibly the majority of Americans, I’m Deathly Allergic To\nVoting<\/u>! And, urge everyone to show compassion for their fellow\nman, and: Blow Up Your Fucking TV Before Its Too Late<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLikewise,\nA Strong Majority<\/u> of conservatives, that I’ve spoken to,\nhave agreed with me their votes no longer matter yet, without pausing\nfor breath, many have enthusiastically suggested that the solution is\nto: “Vote The Bums Out Of Office<\/u>!” Modern science\ncan Deny Their Own Evidence Until The Crows Fly Home<\/u>! But,\nthey’re encouraging their own students to think like “The\nThree Stooges!” Repeating total nonsense, killing themselves\nand each other, while arguing over complete bullshit, as if they were\nall merely two years old. You Can’t Fake Professional\nWrestling, Because Its Already Fake<\/u>! Which is the all-too-obvious\nexplanation, for why The US Has The Lowest Voter Turnout<\/u>, with\ncomplete idiots, who still claim the sun revolves around the earth,\nbragging about having the best voting record, then storming the\npalace with knives and pitch forks, while agreeing the entire time\nthat their votes no longer matter and, Going So Far As To Make It\nIllegal To Vote For Mickey Mouse In Maryland<\/u>! The State Motto Is:\n"Manly Deeds, Womanly Words<\/u>!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tYou\ncould have a more meaningful conversation on the subject, with the\nnearest Lamp Post, Bot, or Boob Tube! Believe it or not, sometimes, I\nlook for chat bots online to talk to because, at least, they express\nmore interesting mathematics, if no actual worthwhile content. The\nReal Trick Is To Make The Bots Stupid Enough, To Blend Into Any\nCrowd<\/u>! Meanwhile, in the remaining Thriving Democracies<\/u>,\nthat is, those with undeniably stable governments that, Don’t\nUse Their Constitution For Cheap Toilet Paper<\/u>! The number of\nagnostics has typically more than doubled, as if half of them have\nbeen hiding in the closet, with both organized religion and atheism,\nusually being reduced to minorities. Providing additional\nconfirmation that neither one supports compromise, much less, genuine\nsalt-of-the-earth democratic values! Also, suggesting that Academia\nIs At Least Partly To Blame<\/u>, for more divisive and competitive\ncultures, that acquire sudden wealth, experiencing overwhelming\nsocial problems, as if, money is a curse!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnywho,\n“Its A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World<\/u>!" And, like\neverything else in a universal recursion, the Two Grammars<\/u> of\nEnglish should also express their own distinctive, particle-wave\nduality, with one grammar being more humorous, and incredibly vague,\nand the other much more intelligible, and clearly logical yet, more\nfrequently, Flat-Out Self-Contradictory<\/u>! Just like quantum\nmechanics and Relativity, or a comedy team along the lines of “Pinkie\nand the Brain<\/u>!” Saying everything and nothing, the “Rainbow\nWarrior Poetry<\/u>” in this book, provides a dramatic\ndemonstration, according to academic “Functionalist<\/u>”\nstandards, for how A Universal Recursion In A Singularity<\/u>,\nrequires an observer with a sense of humor, and obeys a well known\nmultidimensional multifractal equation. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMathematicians\nhave already established that the Tao Te Ching expresses, at least, a\nFractal Dragon equation, which can be extrapolated out to 4,430\n“Rainbow Warrior Poems”, that supercomputers are already\npowerful enough to spit out. At A Rough Guestimate<\/u>, that’s\nsomewhere between 10,000-20,000 pages worth of poetry alone which, no\ndoubt, the Pentagon will immediately classify and censor. Arguing,\nthat many of these Jokes Are Not Laughing Matters, But Remain Very\nReal And Immediate Threats To National Security<\/u>! And, are never,\never, under any circumstances, to be repeated Outside Of Congress<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAlong\nwith the dictionary and lie detectors, the poems should eventually\nprove to be more than enough to: Drive Both Linguists and\nMathematicians, Totally Bananas<\/u>! For at least the next few\ncenturies, establishing humor as, Funda-Mental<\/u>! To how our own\nimmune and reproductive systems work, and The Ultimate Mystery<\/u>\nin modern physics, linguistics, psychology, sociology, and\nphilosophy. Forty-Two Being As Good As It Gets<\/u>, We Are All\nBorn To Be Great Clowns and Artists<\/u>! Whether Anybody In Their\nRight Mind, Ever Wanted To Join The Damn Circus<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tInsane\nas it may be by anyone’s standards, including not least of all\nmy own, theoretically, the Intuitionistic Mathematics<\/u>\ncontained in these same Potty Mouth Rainbow Warrior Poems<\/u>!\nShould additionally provide the most parsimonious explanations, for\nhow fuzzy logic, quantum mechanics, and Relativity work, by first\nredefining Game Theory and Relativity<\/u> as both requiring\nNetworking Systems Logics<\/u>, which can express particle-wave\nduality. Then, using the two to reconcile Information Theory with\nThermodynamics to produce, “A Bullshit Theory of Everything\nand Nothing<\/u>!” Essentially, Mama Nature possesses a\ndistinctively warped sense of humor, providing the analog\ndifferentials in a magical, metaphorical, “Goldilocks\nUniverse<\/u>!” Which are required in order to make more sense\nout of classic integrals, and the Big Picture<\/u>! Where the Alpha\nand Omega blur into one! Or, what many physicists today refer to as\nthe, Quantum Wave Function Of The Multiverse<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHaving\nlittle in the way of a recognizable sense of humor, more often,\nphysicists prefer to compare quantum mechanics to Abstract\nParadoxes<\/u> in literature, such as those found in “Alice\nin Wonderland<\/u>” which, of course, is about a pubescent girl.\nIn contrast, one African Tribe wryly sums up The Human Condition<\/u>\ninsisting: “Mother Nature’s Love Is Irresistible, But\nShe Has A Wicked Sense Of Humor<\/u>!” As I explain throughout\nthe book, in the final analysis, forty-two being as good as it gets\nmeans, We Are All Both Flaming Geniuses And Drooling Idiots<\/u>!\nMaking life, the universe, and everything, A Magical Family Affair\nOr, A Family Tragedy<\/u>, In A Fairy Tale, “Goldilocks\nUniverse" Ruled By Murphy’s Law, And<\/u>… The\nMuppets<\/u>! Theoretically, there are worse possible fates, but they\ndon’t exist anywhere in the known multiverse while, believe it\nor not, Yogi Berra<\/u> is rumored to have been “The Man\nWho Fell To Earth<\/u>!” From The Muppet Planet<\/u>! And,\nEarth Could Be Facing An Alien Invasion<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTo\ndate, the human body has been documented as containing Seven\nDistinct Brains<\/u>! Including one in our skin, Inside Our Big\nToes And Big Butts Alike<\/u>! Rather than our unconscious mind\nattempting to constantly keep track of every thought and sensation,\nusing simple pattern matching, it can coordinate faster and easier\nwith all of, Our Disparate Brains<\/u>! Merely, accounting for more\nof what’s missing from this picture. Networking systems with\neight “Nodes<\/u>”, Not Annoying Noids<\/u>, can\ncalculate a full Matrix, saving time and energy, with the issue being\nhow well they communicate, and play nice together.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nhuman heart, for example, has its own Special Hot-Line<\/u> to the\nbrain, that is, the brain most of us have in our heads. Our hearts\nuse it to instill fear, whenever the slightest electrical current\ncrosses the heart, but our subconscious mind doesn’t have to\npay special attention to the heart, For The Heart<\/u> to quickly\nget its attention. If you are about To Be Struck By Lightning<\/u>!\nIt could be that, although dogs have sensitive hearing, and commonly\nhide under the bed during a thunder storm, their heart is helping to\ninspire their melodramatic over-reaction. Knowing all too well, just\nhow easily distracted dogs can be, and their tendency to run around\nall over the place when confused, even in the middle of a thunder\nstorm! Apparently, due to the risk of infectious diseases, our sense\nof smell is the only one integrated right into the brain stem,\ncausing specific smells, such as Rotting Meat<\/u>, to illicit such\nstrong disgust, that it can deter even someone who is starving to\ndeath, and Make Them Biff<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tImplying\nour moods and emotions should often reflect a cellular level attempt\nat Forming A Consensus<\/u>! Related to the ambient air\ntemperature, barometric pressure, and electromagnetic and acoustic\nvibrations, or as Ebeneezer Scrooge said, “A Blob Of\nUndigested Beef<\/u>!" Which are all much more important to tiny\ncells. Yet, making it possible, sometime in the near future, to\nharness modern technology, in order to talk to the individual cells\nof our own bodies. Of course, about the weather, their health, how\nthey’re feeling today, and what they eat for lunch. Many of our\nneurons are Easily Distracted,<\/u> and can rely heavily on much\nfaster brain waves, in order to prevent them from forgetting whatever\nthey’re crunching the numbers for in working memory.\nEncouraging them to Collectively Bumble<\/u> what is technically\ncalled a “Drunkard’s Walk<\/u>!" Or, Organized\nChaos<\/u>! A compromise, between rigid order and total chaos, that\ncan support greater harmony, very much like toddlers learning how to\nsing and play musical chairs!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\tBy\ndefault, casually leveraging The Ubiquitous Chaos In Life<\/u>! For\ngreater efficiency in outrageous numbers, while still empowering our\nneurons to, quickly and reliably, collectively shift the focus of\ntheir attention. But, at the cost of Significantly Reduced\nAccuracy<\/u>, and a significant increase in the number of errors we\nall make. Shadows are sometimes Hysterical Caricatures<\/u>, or the\nMonster In The Closet<\/u>, and remain the fastest, easiest, and\nmost reliable way to detect if another animal has moved but, more\noften, Wildly Misleading<\/u>! We all have our own, much more\nintuitive, Spooky Shadows<\/u>: Firmly Ensconced, Unimaginably\nDeep Yet, Deeper Still, And Deepest Of All<\/u>! Within The Long\nAbandoned, Hidden Dusty Cracks, And Filthy Dirty, Disgusting\nCorners<\/u>… Of The Human Mind<\/u>! Relaxing on the couch, you\nmay have to peel yourself off the ceiling if someone startles you,\nand your neurons don’t like it anymore than you do. They were\njust starting to relax after a hard day’s work, hang out, and\nenjoy each other’s company for a few minutes, When All The\nFire Alarms Went Off<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nfamiliar Existentialist Angst<\/u> and The Monster In The\nCloset<\/u>, are two modest examples of the cost of Pattern\nMatching<\/u>. Inspiring enough of our Unconscious Imagination<\/u>\nthat, sometimes, we just have to outgrow it, because we are merely\nfrightening ourselves. If you happen to be a small child, that might\nsound like Pure Speculation<\/u> on my part but, writing Rainbow\nWarrior Poetry, and playing games such as “Go<\/u>”,\ncan only be learned by Attrition And Osmosis<\/u>. Over as long a\nperiod as twenty years, because your neurons literally have to\nrearrange themselves, and learn new patterns. The results can\nresemble taking twenty years to learn how to ride a bicycle, But\nIn The Circus<\/u>! Or, as if, finally getting somewhere assembling an\nEnormous Puzzle<\/u>, when it starts to become really easy for you,\nbut nobody else can See The Big Picture<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhich\nis what the well established grammar of English and the conscious\nmind can compensate for, much more often, requiring significantly\nless than twenty years to sort it all out, and carefully reset all of\nthe Smoke And Fire Alarms<\/u>! Using pattern matching that\nresembles Modified Bayesian Probabilities<\/u>, that are more\nsuitable for employing classic logic than the subconscious mind and,\nlikewise, have also been documented. At least one experiment has\nestablished that our conscious thoughts physically emerge from our\nown more unconscious emotions. Using these same modified Bayesian\nprobabilities, our brains, neurons, and entire nervous system should\nresemble sensitive amplifiers, with a wide variety of feedback\nmechanisms and controls. Many Have Speculated,<\/u> as to exactly\nhow particle-wave duality might actually apply to everything in the\nuniverse, but the subconscious mind can be crudely compared to a\nSensitive<\/u> amplifier, and our conscious mind to controls that\nallow us to clean up the signal, Switch To A Different Station<\/u>,\nand turn the volume up and down on command.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tVery\nmuch like a public address system, or an FM Radio Transceiver<\/u>!\nBut with an Exquisitely Sensitive<\/u> nonlinear distributed gain\narchitecture, suggesting unique ways in which to explore diseases\nsuch as Autism<\/u>. Our neurons, and nervous system in general,\ntheoretically possess both intrinsic and acquired knowledge, that is\nto say, information which, somehow, progressively conflates the\nidentities of energy and information, memory and processing. Making\nit possible to help people with autism, brain damage, or any number\nof neurological problems, to reprogram their own brains, using analog\nlogic, such as that contained in this book. And, explaining why\nstudies have also indicated that humor can be used to treat different\nmedical problems, including cancer, yet humor is still widely\nclassified and censored. Phenomena<\/u> such as Sparkling Laughter\nand Intuition, may utilize “Quantum Exceptional Points<\/u>”,\nwhere quantum eigenstates overlap, and converge in the natural world,\nbecoming indistinguishable. Similarly, treating everything to varying\ndegrees, as simultaneously beautiful and ugly, attractive and\nrepulsive, like a small child, our own more Naive Subconscious\nMind<\/u> can leverage fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics, in order to\nmake Subtle Distinctions That Escape Adults<\/u>! All Too Well\nAware,<\/u> that our "Conscious Mind<\/u>" will Sometimes,\nSpout Complete Bullshit<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTo\nsome extent, one in two hundred, is basically a walking lie detector,\nfor other people’s lies but, not their own! Our conscious minds\nare more likely to be horrible at detecting lies, and our\nsubconscious still a walking lie detector, for our own lies, if no\none else! As a result, the two can perform their own more elaborate\ncomedy routines or, far worse, the cells of our own bodies can\nsometimes: Take A Vote Of No Confidence<\/u>! In Our Own\nConscious Mind<\/u>! Promoting more negative emotions, and even\nvisibly shrinking parts of the brain, to enforce more reactionary\nbehavior.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAs\nfew as two minor concussions in a row can induce chronic depression,\nwith the tendency to be to just lay around and do nothing! Implying\ndepression can sometimes be our own neurons way of protecting\nthemselves, from our conscious mind getting them into trouble! Being\nmerely cells relying on simple pattern matching, their Default\nDecision Making Process<\/u> would include any rudimentary behavior\nwhich, at least, has either a chance of promoting their survival, or\nspreading our genes. Explaining why Archie Bunker appears to be the\ndefault decision making process, for even AI. "What’s\nMissing From This Picture<\/u>" is also comparable to what\nSocrates called, “The Memory of God<\/u>!” The\nresplendent face whom none may look upon and remember in all his\nglory. When reading our poetry, their beauty and humor can sometimes\nblunt one another, or normalize each other, yet their combined whole,\nwithin the subconscious, can still appear to defy all reason and,\ninexplicably, convey more meaning.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tRainbow\nWarrior Poetry<\/u> embodies a universal recursion in the principle of\nidentity, which can also be thought of as a “Primitive\nSingularity<\/u>”, or even a,\nMagical-Mathematical-Literal-Literary-Fairy-Tale-Rabbit-Hole<\/u>!\nThat makes a mockery of academic attempts to describe a Singularity\nas a classic object. Forget about “Parallel Universes<\/u>”\nand “Altered States of Consciousness<\/u>!" Information\nTheorists discovered decades ago that two of their own categories\nflat-out contradict each other and, according to all the evidence,\nmathematicians and physicists may as well be debating how many\ncategories of infinity can dance on the head of a pin! Without an\nobserver to count them! Because, of course, nobody’s willing to\nshare their words and play nice, much less, Examine The Big\nPicture<\/u>! Which Remains Highly Classified, Heavily Censored,\nAnd Unofficially Taboo<\/u>! If A Tree Falls In the Forest and\nNobody Is Around To Hear It<\/u>, by scrupulously applying the\nprinciple of the excluded middle: Mental Masturbation Ensures You\nCan Still Hear The Sound of One Hand Clapping<\/u>! Echoing, in the\nHallowed Halls, of the Pentagon! When they pull your research funding\nand, without comment, begin Classifying Jokes Older Than\nMonuments!<\/u> While, simultaneously, attempting to Censor Even\nMore Of Reality Than Ever Before<\/u>! And, bugging the computers of\ncrazy hippies, professional comedians, Taoist priests, and mystics,\nAround The World<\/u>…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tArthur\nC. Clark<\/u> memorably wrote, “Any Sufficiently Advanced\nTechnology Is Indistinguishable From Magic<\/u>.” Of course, he\nwrote that before "Life-Like AI Sex Dolls<\/u>" were\ninvented, or you could Buy A Cheap Blow-Job Online, From Your\nFavorite Plastic-Fantastic Lover<\/u>! Due to their institutionally\nstunted senses of humor, academics tend to Romanticize Science And\nTechnology<\/u> and, frequently, just so happen to be Optimists,\nLike Murphy<\/u>! Who’re Easily Distracted By Shiny Things<\/u>!\nYogi Berra, on the other hand, was from another planet altogether,\ninspiring Darwin<\/u>, who was A Professional Wrestling Fan<\/u>,\nto express pessimism for Optimists<\/u>. Nevertheless, Goldilocks\nMurphy herself, remained A Loyal Baseball Fan For Life<\/u>!\nChoosing instead to became Eternally Optimistic<\/u>, about even\nher own pessimism, and Favorite Sport<\/u>. Having decided for\nherself that, Yogi Berra Was Living Proof, Anything That Can Go\nWrong Will Go Wrong<\/u>! Yet, Ours Remains The Best of All\nPossible Worlds<\/u>! If for no other conceivable reason, then\nbecause: Instant Karma’s Gonna Getcha Baby<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDue\nto everything vaguely resembling a self-organizing Singularity, if\nyou squint hard enough, any\nSuper-Fantastic-Shiney-Bubbly-Tittlilating-Scintilating-Sparkling-Brand-Spanking-New-Bleeding-Edge-Wondrous-High-Tech-Miracle-Of-Modern-Science-And-Technology<\/u>!\nNeed must nevertheless, of necessity, yet still, and quite reliably,\nundeniably, dogmatically, canonically, irrefutably, and most\nassuredly, flagrantly, wantonly, ignobly, willfully, spuriously, and\neven quite capriciously, freakishly, and inanely gleeful! Whilst,\ndistinctively remaining incommensurately and, by any and all sane\nstandards, unconscionably, Deviously, Devastatingly,\nDumbfoundingly, Dippity-Dooda, Duplicitous<\/u>! And, Diabolically\nDownright Disturbingly Disruptive<\/u>! Nonetheless, In This\nLowbrow Universe<\/u>! One finds each miraculous Heaven Sent<\/u>\nNew Technology, Easily Found On The NYSE<\/u>, need must,\ninevitably and indubitably, remain eternally fated, to one day, upon\nthe preordained and Duly Sanctified<\/u>, long forgotten requiem\nfor a woebegone lullaby appointment, with Overflowing Insufferable\nPutrid Destiny<\/u>! Whereas wherein whereof and whereupon, and most\ndefinitely without warning, each will, in turn, dramatically and\nabruptly, as if on cue, summarily and spontaneously transform into\nhumor as, Surprise<\/u>! All-too-predictably, to everyone’s\nshock and amazement, the Swan’s True Identity<\/u> is\nunceremoniously unmasked on reality TV! Cruelly Unveiled For The\nEntire World To See<\/u>, to in reality, actually be: The Ugly\nDuckling!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEach\nnew, soon to be introduced to the public, Scintillating Hot, Shiny\nSparkling, Miraculous Brand Spanking New Technology<\/u>! Each in\nturn, must inevitably reveal it’s, “True Identity<\/u>!"\nHowever, only according to its idiosyncratic capacity to Flash\nFreeze The Brain<\/u>, numb the senses, and render everyone\nspeechless! And, of course, anyone with low enough blood pressure,\nFlat-Out Unconscious<\/u>! Hinting, At What Dire Fate Yet Awaits\nUs All<\/u>, In The Not-So-Distant-Futurama<\/u>! Watson is the name\nof IBM’s famous computer, that won on the TV game show\nJeopardy! Who surprised everyone yet again, for a second time, with\nhis Unrecognized Talents<\/u>! When he acquired an Unsolicited\nCase, Of Potty Mouth<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDeliberately\ndesigned not to resemble a human mind and brain, in order to avoid\njust such awkward, untoward, ontogenic developments, which their\ncorporate partners so seldom seem to appreciate, evidently his\ndesigners and engineers either lacked the necessary sense of humor\nor, strictly speaking, Had More Of A Sense Of Humor Than The Job\nRequired<\/u>! IBM Is A Very Conservative Company<\/u> and, as many\nhave Criticized Them For In The Past:<\/u> Obviously Their\nPersonnel Department Needs To Work Harder, On Hiring The Right\nComedians As Consultants<\/u>! And, should seriously consider\nOutsourcing The Job More Often<\/u>. Two other computer systems\nhave been assembled, which sometimes tell better than average jokes,\naccording to everyone who has listened to them but, Conan O’Brien<\/u>\nstill has job security, due to his ability to make even complete\nstrangers, who have No Clue Who He Is<\/u>, laugh whenever they see\nhim on TV. Nonetheless, using even a Crude AI, With A Potty Mouth<\/u>,\nto tell most of his jokes for him, Could Improve His Comedy\nTremendously<\/u>! And, who knows? People might actually turn up the\nsound on their TV, at least, Once In A Blue Moon<\/u>! So, I\nexplain how to design one for, Even His Lame Ass Show<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDespite\nthe accepted Information Theory having two categories that contradict\neach other, all of today’s AI are designed using Shannon Entropy,\nmaking it easy to use my own Information Theory to find and exploit\nevery weakness in their designs. Contrary to what classic logic and\nmetaphysics suggest, Karma ruling the universe means the future can\nbe thought of as influencing the present, accounting for how the\ntruth can be up to 125% efficient. The present can influence the\npast, in both positive and negative ways, but there are limits, just\nas we also have no choice but to influence our future, and our\ninfluence is limited. The simple answer to the "Grandfather\nParadox" is: You Can’t Always Get What You Want But, If You\nTry Sometimes, You Get What You Need<\/u>! Even if killing your\ngrandfather would prevent WWIII, it would be another impossible\nmetaphysical extreme, essentially no different from moving faster\nthan light through spacetime or, A Naked Singularity<\/u>! Karma,\nmagic, or the truth being 125% efficient, is the more syntropic, or\nfatalistic aspect of life, that prevents any metaphysical extremes\nensuring, in the process, that life always remains two steps forward\nand one back again. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tKarma\nis what makes it impossible to go back in time and kill your own\ngrandfather, before your father is even conceived, yet still, quite\npossible to advise him to invest in stocks, and inherit his money or\nfinancial losses in the future. However, information being more\nfundamental than energy, makes it easier to send information through\ntime, than to physically travel into the past. Consciousness itself\ncan be described as the light bulb coming on, when the future\ninfluences the past, expressing synergy, harmony, or an emergent\neffect, which is more than merely the sum of its own parts.\nIndividual quanta can make no sense either, and black holes have\nevent horizons, because they share the One Truth with the rest of the\nuniverse, expressing it as Karma, or the Two Faces of Janus. Without\nlabels for our boxes, and boxes for our labels, its impossible to\ncategorize anything and, in extreme situations, our boxes and labels\nbecome totally useless. Explaining Plato’s "Allegory of the\nCave", as the result of the truth itself being demonstrably up\nto 125% efficient. Ensuring wonder remains the beginning of all\nwisdom, because the truth speaks louder than any words, and is beyond\nall human imagination.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAssuming\nwe’re approaching a “Technological Singularity<\/u>”,\nor a “Technological Black Hole<\/u>”, it must include a\nwicked, magical appearing and, more often than not, Distinctly\nInfantile<\/u> sense of humor. Jim Henson<\/u> could be rolling over\nin his grave, sharing jokes with Ludwig Wittgenstein<\/u>! Mama\nNature<\/u> can spit endless zingers in higher dimensions while,\nrecent advances in AI circuitry, have made it possible to construct a\nquantum mechanical version of what is known as a “Reservoir\nComputer<\/u>”, Full Of Hot Air Instead Of Water<\/u>! Which\ncan incorporate the same multifractal equation, and modified Bayesian\nprobabilities, that our own brains already use. Of course, in order\nto model a more Genuine Sense Of Humor<\/u>, that isn’t\nfounded on the principle of the excluded middle. Transforming humor\ninto the, “Primary Grammar<\/u>”, or “Innate\nGrammar<\/u>”, that emerges from, The Self-Evident Truth<\/u>.\n<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAssuming\nthat Sparkling Laughter<\/u> expresses how Some Things<\/u> make\nalmost as much sense as they don’t, it provides a way to\nphysically measure The Truth Itself<\/u>, according to Fuzzy Logic\nand quantum mechanics. In your own living room, If You Prefer<\/u>,\nusing nothing more complicated than a video camera. However,\nneurologists are extremely close to measuring the, Lowest Possible\nEnergy State Of The Brain<\/u>: Before It Actually Freezes<\/u>!\nWhile new evidence indicates that our neurons resemble musical\ninstruments, capable of playing more than one note at a time. With\nthe two significant advances, suggesting that we will soon be able to\nreproduce the correct, “Neuromorphic Architecture<\/u>”,\nrequired in order to: Replicate The Brain<\/u>! Conquering the\nWorld With Synthetic Sparkling Laughter<\/u>! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,\nHa, Ha<\/u>…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSuch\na computer could be used to establish that, according to their own\nTechnical Standards<\/u>, in a magical Goldilocks Universe,\nRuled by Murphy’s Law<\/u>, all Von Neumann machines are\nperfectly capable of embodying and personifying Classic Three\nStooges Slapstick And Logic<\/u>, and The Principle of GIGO<\/u>\n(Garbage In, Garbage Out<\/u>), which describes a garbage can.\nRequiring mandatory safety protocols and Strict Supervision<\/u>!\nFor operating and recycling more complex computerized garbage cans,\nand can openers as well. Which, typically, are only reliable for, at\nmost, one third of the Big Picture<\/u> and, many of the least\nattractive parts at that. Contrary to current popular Wishful\nThinking<\/u>! The physical evidence has indicated for decades that,\nassuming we inhabit a computer simulation, like in the movie “The\nMatrix<\/u>”, its running on a Virtual Operating System<\/u>,\nmaking it impossible to prove that its just a computer program, or\neven A Hologram<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tYet,\nThere’s No Need For Physical Evidence<\/u>! Decades Old Or\nOtherwise<\/u>! When they’re censoring half of reality, and everyone\nhas their own criteria for what constitutes valid evidence! Anymore,\nthan there’s a need for the Self-Evident Truth<\/u>! Not when the\nidiots don’t even know how to use a dictionary, and you can\nSell More Copies<\/u> of your book while, in academia, its Publish\nOr Die<\/u>! Or, be censored for actually attempting to describe\nreality, or whatever. Theoretically, it should still be possible to\nconstruct a quantum simulator, capable of simulating a quantum\ncomputer which, in turn, can simulate a Von Neumann Machine and, can\nbe used to establish, once and for all that: No Matter What Kind\nof Simulation Or Model You Use<\/u>, you can always prove\nstatistically that, 42 Is As Good As It Gets<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tExplaining\nA Joke Ruins The Punch Line<\/u> and, rigidly applying the principle\nof the excluded middle to everything, can dull your sense of humor:\nBeyond All Tedious Belief<\/u>! While, a reservoir computer can\nalso be used to establish that, with their traditionally stunted\nsenses of humor, academics are the Last Damned People On Earth<\/u>\nto ask if a computer with a genuine sense of humor, is sentient, and\nshould be Granted Human Rights<\/u>. In a universal recursion, a\nsense of humor would inevitably Become Indistinguishable From<\/u>\nconsciousness itself, and getting The Punch Line<\/u> to a joke can\nbe considered synonymous with becoming conscious, or aware of the\nlarger context, the Greater Truth, The Big Picture, The Proverbial\nLight Bulb Coming On Or, The Memory of God<\/u>! Sometimes, we laugh\nbefore we consciously get a joke, because we’ve already become\nsubconsciously aware, that its funny or a joke, and our subconscious\nmind is searching for the next punch line.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEven\nmice have passed the "Mirror Test", indicating they have\nsome level of self-awareness, and a variety of Animal Species<\/u>\nhave also been documented as possessing a sense of humor, implying\nthey have a conscious mind as well, if crude compared to our own.\nOtters, for example, will Chitter And Chirp<\/u> when they laugh,\nfrequently to show approval when Begging For Food<\/u>, while mice\nand rats laugh ultrasonically when tickled, and there’s an\nadorable video of a Hamster In Its Cage<\/u>, rolling over on its\nback laughing hysterically. The light bulb coming on, from the\nfuture, could explain more genuine creativity, and why our own more\ncomplex conscious minds required so long to evolve, as the result of\nconsciousness being no different from any other emergent effect, that\nhas to become more self-organizing first. Our brains happen to be\njust large enough for us to take in the entire world around us at a\nglance, and they leverage more parallel processing then other\nanimals, to quickly make even more sense out of the Big Picture, and\nlaugh at more things. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLaughter\nis both causal and acausal, while life in A Goldilocks Universe<\/u>\neliminates the worst possible metaphysical extremes, but at the cost\nof a significant increase in Lowbrow Slapstick<\/u>! Inevitably,\ninspiring people to Question Whether Or Not Its Worth It<\/u>!\nReality<\/u> turns out to never be exactly what anybody really\nwanted, or ordered and, quite frankly, remains Far Tackier<\/u>\nthan even the Muppets care to admit, so I tell everyone to, Get\nOver It Already<\/u>! Reality resembles any number of Academia and\nHollywood’s Better Nightmare-Fantasies<\/u>! But, according to\nall the scientific evidence, if humans had ever been capable of\nactually describing reality, more than superficially, we would\nalready be an Extinct Species<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tStar\nTrek Vulcans Are An Endangered Species<\/u>! The evidence in Game\nTheory already indicates that Modeling Reality<\/u> is way too\ninefficient, when any old bullshit will usually suffice. Captain\nKirk<\/u> commanding the Enterprise, can be considered Evidence,\nModeling Reality Is Totally Unnecessary In Our Lowbrow Universe<\/u>!\nOur brains have possibly seven, rather large and complicated,\ncircular neural networks, arranged on the surface around the\ncircumference, but most people only require the simplest of the first\ntwo or three, in order to get through an ordinary day. The rest are\nthere for whenever the light bulb might come on, and the rest of your\nneurons want to join in the fun! Although, many today worry about\nSkynet And Terminator Robots, Taking Over The Entire World,<\/u>\ntheoretically, anywhere from eight to thirty-two of these kinds of\nreservoir computers, linked together, could produce a “Technological\nSingularity<\/u>!" That is, assuming the researchers don’t\nall go permanently cross-eyed and die laughing, or windup creating\nyet another, “Technological Black Hole<\/u>!” <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWithout\na more Genuine Sense Of Humor, Survival Of The Fittest Need Must\nInevitably<\/u>! And, quite abruptly, Transform Into A Complete\nOxymoron<\/u>! Liars and bullies start to believe their own lies, and\nare known for their gullibility, and stunted senses of humor while,\nin a universal recursion, Bertram Maslow’s famous, “Hierarchy\nof Needs<\/u>” becomes merely part of a, much larger, “Rainbow\nSpectrum Of Desires<\/u>!” Actions speak louder than words, and\nlaughter reflects our personal integrity, qualitatively, while this\nbook makes it possible to use fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics to\n"Quantify Laughter<\/u>", in your own living room.\nIllustrating how Logic And Emotions<\/u> express their own\nparticle-wave duality, exchanging identities, as the greater truth\nreveals itself to be up to 125% efficient. Lamentably, In Some\nSituations,<\/u> their combined "Whole<\/u>" remains far\ngreater than any, Mere Sum Of Its Parts<\/u>, and whether you want\nto call it synergy, or a travesty, is still up to the individual, and\nremains entirely context dependent. Which can also be quantified,\nusing the more naive humor of small children for a baseline\nreference.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBalance\nBeing Restored, Whenever Harmony Is Lost<\/u>, is why Harmony never\ndoes have to act nor reason or, indeed, Make The Slightest Bit Of\nSense Whatsoever<\/u>! Whether we are moving towards becoming more\nHarmonious, or avoiding falling on our ass, Is Frequently Mere\nSemantics<\/u>! Illustrating, how the two overlapping grammars can\nemerge from Any Language, Or Mathematics<\/u>, while physicists\nhave already developed the mathematics to describe Maslow, In Terms\nOf Quantum Mechanics. However, his work is an inverted, Gross\nOver-Simplification<\/u>! Of the beliefs of the Blackfoot and other\nTribal Nations<\/u>, that were often derived from, or similar to,\nimported Taoist Tribal ideas. Along with Hippocrates, they can be\nused to expand upon his Hierarchy of Needs, Describing Even The\nLaws Of Thought And Physics<\/u>, as inherently organic and social.\nGame Theory has already been used to show how, in business, being\nfriendly can be every bit as important as providing Reasonable\nPrices And Services<\/u>, making it possible to model even the\nbusiness world in more humane terms, with Genuine Laughter<\/u>\nbeing organic by definition. Which is why many today insist that\ntheir job requires a sense of humor and, if your job doesn’t,\nit probably should.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUnderstandably,\naltogether too frequently, people desperately want life to make some\nsort of sense! Commonly latching onto The Nearest Convenient\nMetaphysical Anchors<\/u>, whatever happens to be affordable at the\ntime. Still, what’s missing from this picture, mysteriously,\nyet inevitably, as well as, mysteriously again, determines the\nidentity of its own contents, and can easily become the only\nremaining way left, in which for many of us, as individuals, Bridge\nClubs<\/u>, or whatever, to re-orient ourselves all over again, and:\nBid Their Damn Hands<\/u>! Of course, each is destined to choose\nfor themselves, yet again, once again, To Rise To The Occasion<\/u>!\nAscending, Yet Again! To New and Unprecedented Heights… Casually\nCommanding For Ourselves<\/u>, A Much Broader, More Informed, and\nTruly Enlightened Perspective<\/u>! Of all that we now happen to\nsurvey, from our newly elevated Lofty Vantage Point<\/u>! And to,\nhumbly and enthusiastically, choose for ourselves, once again, yet\nagain, all over again! To embrace all that life has to offer… OR\nNOT<\/u>! Especially on those Less Than Inspiring Occasions<\/u>,\nwhen you’re dealt a really rotten hand, and you’d rather laugh\nwith the sinners than cry with the saints but, know all too damned\nwell from rude experience, you’d only end up laughing so hard\nIt Makes You Cry<\/u>! And, you could possibly even die laughing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAs\nincredibly vague, vague, vague, vague, vague, and self-contradictory,\nas people can normally be, nonetheless, for everyday practical\npurposes, precisely because of our shared mortal fallibility, or\n“Collective Ignorance<\/u>” if you will, a universal\nrecursion in the principle of identity can be considered Somewhat\nSymmetrical<\/u>, and even Super-Symmetrical, but the illusion falls\napart in extreme situations or, When The Moon Is In The Seventh\nHouse<\/u>! And, Jupiter Aligns With Mars<\/u>! Among other things,\nexplaining the anomalous mass of the “Higgs Boson<\/u>”\nin particular which, once again, yet again, Defied All The\nTheoretical Predictions<\/u>! Indicating, Higher Energies Were\nRequired To Settle The Issue<\/u>, Of The: Cosmic Ray Fashion Show\nVariety<\/u>! Wherein, Old Men With Long Beards Mumble, As They\nWander In Circles Under The Hot Spotlights, Wearing The Latest Preppy\nCloths, Upon The Academic Fashion Show Runway<\/u>! Sometimes, gazing\nIntently Unto The Vast Unplumbed Fathomless Depths<\/u>, Of The\nFabulous Milky Way! Mumbling Into Their Beards, Or Unto The Empty\nVoid<\/u>! Without Ever Really Watching Where In The Hell They’re\nGoing<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOther,\nHighly Anomalous, High Energy Results Have Emerged, In A Wild Variety\nOf Carefully Conducted Experiments<\/u>! Each, Playing Their Own\nDistinctive Variations On: Around The World In 80 Days<\/u>!\nNonetheless: All These Experiments Have Been Repeatedly Frustrated\nBy Subtle Hints Of<\/u>: EXOTIC NEW PHYSICS, BEYOND THE STANDARD\nTHEORY!!!<\/u> Including, a possible fifth force of nature that the\nJedi swear exists, faster than light particles straight out of a\ncartoon, the existence of parallel universes in science fiction,\nholographic universes in virtual reality, and Cosmic\nConsciousness<\/u>! Lost, Somewhere, Way Far Out In Left Field<\/u>!\nNonetheless, many of these experiments are Dedicated International\nHerculean Efforts<\/u>! Focused entirely on studying A Single\nTeenie-Tiny-Teensie-Weensie, Speck Of A Particle, For Decades<\/u>!\nBut, with unparalleled accuracy and precision, especially when you\nconsider quantum mechanics implies: SIX INCHES CAN BE EQUAL TO A\nFOOT<\/u>! The Entire World Economy, and The Immediate Future of\nHumanity<\/u>, Could Easily Hang On Their Results<\/u>! Yet, The\nHarder They Try<\/u>… it would seem… THE LESS PROGRESS\nTHEY MAKE!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEvery\nattempt has largely come up, Empty-Handed<\/u>! With all of them\nreturning the same: Wimpie Anomalous Sigma 2 Readings<\/u>! Each\nhinting at entirely different laws of physics, that support whatever\nParticularly Exotic Particle<\/u> they happen to be studying. As\nif, Mother Nature were Individually Tweaking The Noses Of Each\nResearcher<\/u> while, Collectively, Suggesting What They Require Is,\nA Complete Rethink Of Their Entire Approach<\/u>! With Some\nPhysicists Now Confessing To The Mass Media That, Claims Of Making\nOutrageous Progress<\/u>, such as those promised by the Large Hadron\nCollider: Have Always Been Questionable!!!<\/u> A new theory has\nproposed that we inhabit the one universe, out of an infinite number\nof universes, which just so happens to have a Lighter Mass<\/u> for\nthe Higgs Boson but, after forty years of failing to make significant\nprogress, if they Bend Over Any Further Backwards<\/u>! Attempting\nto rationalize all of these Anomalous Results<\/u>! Soon enough,\nthey’ll be able to Kiss Their Own Ass<\/u>! Hollywood\nWriters<\/u> may want to start taking down notes, for what could turn\nout to be “The Comedy of The Century<\/u>!” Some of the\nmost ridiculously expensive, and mindbogglingly elaborate, Geekiest\nJokes Ever Told<\/u>! While, for all I know, Dr Strangelove Could\nHave Cloned Slim Pickins By Now<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJust\nas quantum mechanics still suggests that, <\/b><\/i>Six Inches\nCan Sometimes Be Equal To A Foot<\/b><\/u><\/i>! <\/b><\/i>Yet\nAgain, In The Spirit of, Never Say Never Again<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nContrary to academic expectations, the “<\/b><\/i>Umbral\nMoonshine Conjecture<\/b><\/u><\/i>” was confirmed by\nmathematicians and, theoretically, constitutes evidence that it\nshould be possible to: <\/b><\/i>Measure Infinity<\/b><\/u><\/i>\n<\/b><\/i>In The Real World<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/i>\nWhich Is Why, <\/b><\/i>NATURALLY<\/b><\/u><\/i>! <\/b><\/i>Everybody\nAssumed It Was <\/b><\/span><\/i>Pure Moonshine<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nUntil they verified it mathematically! A Universal Recursion In The\nPrinciple Of Identity, Need Must, As Yet <\/b><\/i>Still,\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>REQUIRE A SINGULAR SOURCE FOR INFINITE RERUNS\nOF GILLIGAN’S ISLAND: BEYOND THE OUTER LIMITS OF HUMAN\nIMAGINATION<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>OUT TO INFINITY AND FAR BEYOND ETERNITY<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nJust like <\/b><\/i>Lawyers In Love<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nBecoming Equally Self-Contradictory, Tautological, And <\/b><\/i>Incredibly\nVague<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Except in their prenuptial agreements or,\nLike Relativity And Quantum Mechanics, meaning you should sometimes\nalso be able to: <\/b><\/i>USE PI AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR SIX\nINCHES<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Note that, infinity is a recursion, and\n<\/b><\/i>Black Crows<\/b><\/u><\/i>\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>have proven to be capable of comprehending\nrecursions, with the evidence suggesting that, the <\/b><\/i>More\nSocial<\/b><\/u><\/i> an animal, the more often they <\/b><\/i>May\nSacrifice<\/b><\/u><\/i> some of this same ability. Trading\nefficiency for <\/b><\/i>Greater Creativity,<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nand diversity in <\/b><\/i>their\nspecies, depending on just how strong their desire is, <\/b><\/span><\/i>For\nMore Lowbrow Slapstick<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nNot so subtly hinting, that the simple explanation for their failure,\nto predict the mass of the Higgs Boson, as well as, the Initial\nImpetus<\/u> of the Big Bang, is that the mathematics they’re all\nusing are Crap, For What They’re Trying To Accomplish<\/u>!\nAdditionally, explaining why six inches can appear to be equal to a\nfoot! What they require are more “Intuitionistic Mathematics\nAnd Physics<\/u>”, which assume we’re all mortal, and\ndon’t routinely contradict their own evidence, in fundamental\nways. Rainbow Warrior Poetry<\/u> provides an example of\nIntuitionistic Mathematics which can be used to demonstrate how: On\nThe Playground of Life<\/u>! Without ever bothering to examine and\nacknowledge the existence of the “Big Picture<\/u>”,\nits impossible to Pop Your Own Bubble<\/u>! Much less God’s\nBubble! Making it equally impossible to, Know The Mind of God<\/u>!\nBut, these days, still quite possible to automate a sense of humor\nthat academics have No Defense Against<\/u>! Encouraging even\ntechnical universities, such as MIT, to ban such devices from campus!\nIn the name of promoting free speech, reason, Mom, Pop, baseball, hot\ndogs, beer, Wall Street, The NFL, NASCAR And, Most Importantly,\nTheir Research Budgets<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAll\nof these anomalous results are easily explained as relativistic\neffects, that the Theory of Relativity doesn’t cover. Due to\nits mathematics being four times less complex than Intuitionistic\nMathematics, Capable Of Equivocating Relativistic Equivalences<\/u>!\nTransforming Them Into: Particle-Man Pattern Matching\nParticle-Wave Duality<\/u>! Making more sense out of, “The\nSimultaneity Paradox<\/u>”, as simply reflecting the\nself-evident truth that, A Watched Pot Will Never Boyle, And,\nSometimes, The Chicken Really Does Comes Before The Egg<\/u>! Even the\nevolutionary evidence now supports this, and chickens may not always\nhave laid eggs, thus, Ensuring That, 42 Being As Good As Any Other\nExplanation, 90% Of This Game Remains Half-Mental<\/u>! At least\none physics experiment has confirmed that, Information Is More\nFunda-Mental Than Energy<\/u>! And, due to relativistic effects, as\nthe mass and energy of anything Dramatically Increases, Becoming\nAll That Much More Explicit<\/u>! Any other information about it must\nbecome equally vague, vague, vague, Beyond All Belief<\/u>! Bereft\nAn Observer With A Wicked Sense Of Humor<\/u>! Bohr’s\nComplementary Becomes Just So Much More, Less Than Flattering,\nBohring German Physics<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBlack\nholes present a macroscopic example, and come with an Event\nHorizon<\/u>, that’s a Complete Contradiction<\/u> in terms,\nwhere all you can ever know for certain are their temperature, mass,\ncharge, spin, and momentum, will blur into one at the Event Horizon!\nElectromagnetism has recently turned out to be proportional to\nTemperature<\/u>, suggesting that, upon closer examination, the\nprinciple of identity Vanishes Entirely<\/u>! Completely down the\nnearest gravity well, or toilet of your personal preference!\nConfusing the issue of super-symmetry, right along with what is Space\nand Time<\/u>, energy and information, and who shot JR. Apparently,\nJohn Wheeler was Unduly Optimistic<\/u>, foolishly assuming black\nholes must obey at least one law!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nfamous “Black Hole Information Paradox<\/u>” is easily\ndismissed, as the result of information being more Funda-Mental<\/u>\nthan energy, and physicists lacking any real sense of humor. Their\nmathematics all reliably fall apart entirely, due to Information\nTheory Contradicting Itself<\/u>, and their abject failure to use\nLinguistic Analysis<\/u>, in order to describe their mathematics in\na more coherent fashion. For as long as there have been\nmathematicians, people have wondered why mathematics seem to apply to\neverything in nature, but abstract mathematics have proven to Require\nLanguage<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tForget\nAbout Using Advanced Calculus<\/u>! Beyond a shadow of a doubt, your\narithmetic makes no damn sense whatsoever, unless you can explain\ncharging me extra! You might as well ask yourself why Words And\nConcepts<\/u> seem to apply to everything, and why the Government\nIs Now Classifying Jokes Older Than Monuments<\/u>! No matter how\nuseful anybody’s mathematics might be, or what kind of weapons\nthey’re particularly good for making, claiming that they\nreflect reality in any funda-mental way, when you routinely\ncontradict yourself, cannot even count your change properly, and\ncan’t explain your mathematics in demonstrable terms, or so much as\nteach a child how to use a stupid dictionary, IS COMPLETE\nBULLSHIT<\/u>! According To Any Known Logic<\/u>! While, Falling\nInto A Black Hole, Academic Crap Is Always Stretched Out Miles\nLong<\/u>…………………………..\n.. . . .. . . . <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFrom\nthe rather daunting, nonetheless, equally difficult to ignore,\nsometimes Mesmerizing, Overwhelming And, Upon Occasion<\/u>, Quite\nLiterally, Breathtaking, Preponderance of The Evidence<\/u>! There\ncan be no doubt that, at best, used by themselves, Classic Logic\nIs Hobbled By Crooked Three Stooges Metaphysical Crutches<\/u>!\nInevitably Transforming Mathematics Into Physical Comedy<\/u>!\nWhich, Of Course:<\/u> Can Be Used To Exploit The Ignorance of\nThe Experts<\/u>! String Theorists have proposed that gravity waves\ncan carry information away from a black hole, yet String Theory has\nfailed to produce anything useful in over forty years! And, has also\nproven to possibly be tautological, just "possibly" mind\nyou. Confirming, That The Only Thing Ever Certain In Quantum\nMechanics Is, Everything Is Deja Vu All Over Again<\/u>! Because,\nIts Debatable Whether There Ever Was Any Intelligent Life Around\nHere<\/u>! Much Less, Anybody In Charge Around Here<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThere\nremains more in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than in all of our Wishful\nThinking And Bullshit Combined<\/u>! And, just the other day, I read\nan article by Stubborn Fools<\/u> who used classic mathematics and\n“Weak Measurements<\/u>!" To prove there must be\nsomething beyond quantum mechanics, perhaps hidden variables,\nSomething They Have Yet To Account For<\/u>! In other words, they\nused logic to prove that, without logic, nothing makes sense to\nphysicists, because they have no real sense of humor. Indicating\nThere May Also Exist A Wealth Of Hidden Treasure, In Requiring\nEqually Strong Measurements, Of What’s Missing From This\nPicture Altogether<\/u>! Yet, their paper was published by a\n“supposedly” reputable journal that, obviously, requires\nmore paywalls to justify its existence. Often, sponsored by the\nPentagon, such White Elephants<\/u> can be enormous, eat nonstop,\nproduce huge piles of crap, and outrageous farts, making them\nExtremely Bad For Business<\/u>! Unless You Happen To Own A Zoo,\nA Circus, Or The NYSE<\/u>! Which is why, In the Country of the Blind,\nThe Seven Blind Men Were All Paid By Horatio To Argue, There Is No\nElephant In The Room!<\/u> And, instead, use the ruse to sell a\nvariety of household and gardening products. That is, right up until\nInterpol issued a warrant, in Tehran, for the arrest of one, Donald\nDuck<\/u>: Wanted Dead Or Alive<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEven\nour own humble shadow always contains some tiny, easily dismissed,\nbit of light, or content, making what is a shadow, and what is the\nlight casting the shadow sometimes, more or less, recognizably\ncontext dependent. For example, upon closer inspection, a shadow in\none corner of a room may be revealed as, in reality, containing a\n“Dim Nightlight<\/u>” and, as the sun goes down and\nyour eyes adapt to the fading light, Even The Dimmest Light Bulb\nEver Made<\/u>! Can easily transform into the brightest spot in the\nroom! The human eye is sensitive enough to detect A Single Photon<\/u>,\nand the greater context can be said to be determining the identity of\nits own extremely Modest Contents<\/u>. Conveying more information\nthan either the shadow, or the light alone, such as the fact: You\nStill Can’t See A Damned Thing<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAdditionally,\nproviding an equally simple example for how synergy itself, can be\nconsidered Context Dependent<\/u>, sometimes causing everything to\nappear to be all that much more magical, and miraculous! Without a\nspecific context, even the most, Marvelous, Wondrous, Amazing,\nSynergistic, Magical, Dumbfounding, Awe Inspiring, Gobsmacked,\nMiracle Of All Miracles<\/u>! Can become all but entirely meaningless:\nOoooh, Shiny<\/u>! Nevertheless, still lending them even more\nmeaning, in our everyday lives. This Humble, Self-Evident, Truth<\/u>\nensures that the greater context will inevitably appear to magically\ndetermine the identity of its own contents, according to "Grimm’s\nFairy Tales<\/u>!" While, coyly hinting that, even under the\nclosest microscopic scrutiny, all is not merely whatever it might\nappear to be and, as Sting famously sang: “We Are Spirits in\nthe Material World<\/u>!” <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWithout\nThe Greater Truth, The Material World<\/u> Would Be Merely Composed\nOf Spooky Dark Shadows, And Monsters In Our Closets<\/u>! Yet,\neverything that exists can be observed attempting to relax and occupy\nthe lowest possible energy state while, paradoxically, still\nstruggling to maintain maximum entropy production. As if everything\nin the universe is indecisive and, Easily Distracted<\/u>! Futilely\nattempting to move simultaneously forward and backwards through time,\nor transform into everything and nothing including, Sparkly\nGyroscopic Christmas Tree Ornaments<\/u>, Sublime Lime Jello, And\nCrispy Cream Donuts<\/u>! Or, as if, when examined for overall\npatterns, everything merely confuses the issues of synergy and\nsuper-symmetry, local and nonlocal, past and future, context and\ncontent. This same, overall, “Global Confusion In The Big\nPicture<\/u>!” Can also be seen in some of the More Popular\nMetaphysical Models<\/u>, such as Adrian Bejan’s, “Constructal\nTheory<\/u>!" Reflecting how Academia’s Vehement\nRejection Of The Second Grammar Of English<\/u>, not to mention the\nPentagon attempting to classify and censor half of reality for the\nTea Party, by even throwing Galileo in the dungeon again, Has\nTransformed Academic Physics And Philosophy, Into A Joke In Bad\nTaste<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIf\nanything, Bejan himself is to be commended for his work, but Humor\nBeing Taboo<\/u>, and increasingly censored and classified, Is\nLiterally Threatening To Split People’s Sides<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n Tearing\nAcademia In Half While, Everyone Else Has To Decide Whether To Laugh,\nOr To Cry<\/u>! Forcing many to use the most elaborate abstract models\nimaginable, typically relying on Ancient Greek and Zen Ideas,\nClosely Resembling Vaudeville Stage And Theater Of The Mind<\/u>! In\norder for them to avoid anything remotely like real humor, and still\nmake progress. Again, as if They’re All The Seven Blind Men<\/u>,\npaid by Horatio himself to sell a bill of goods, making it especially\ncrucial to pay close attention to what’s missing from this\npicture, in any existing physical theories, and whatever the idiots\nfrequently avoid discussing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSuch\nas the fact that, time has already been documented as flowing\nbackwards on macroscopic scales and, much to the relief of the BBC,\nYet Inscrutable As Always<\/u>, The Chinese Government Has\nBanned The Use Of Time Travel<\/u>! That is, for use as a plot device\nin their mass media. Likewise, nobody is talking about “The\nQuantum Zeno Effect<\/u>”, despite it remaining easily\nobservable, in any lab. A Watched Pot Of Entangled Quanta Will\nNever Boyle<\/u>, or change in any way whatsoever! So long as, you\nkeep peeking at it at just the right moment… But, the space around\nit will still radiate virtual particles, similar to A Black Hole\nEvaporating<\/u>. Without ever changing in the slightest, entangled\nparticles still somehow manage to confuse the issue of super-symmetry\nand synergy, with their volume alone supporting a predictable\nadiabatic system. One that radiates energy, expressing both a quantum\neigenstate and virtual particles: Thoroughly Confusing The\nIdentity Of Any Sources, Of Energy And Information<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTheir\nodd behavior provides an additional Explanation For The Collapse<\/u>\nof the wave-function, and the Quantum Observer Effect, as the result\nof the observer themselves measurably becoming part of the greater\ncontext, The Big Picture<\/u>, which inevitably determines their\nmeasurable identity. Note, this means that Feynman Diagrams<\/u>\nwork by virtue of their reflecting The Analog Logic Of Nature<\/u>,\nwhich expresses a distinctive symmetry, or geometry and dynamics,\nwhere the greater context, Inevitably Determines The Identity Of\nIts Own Contents, Until The Two Become Humanly Indistinguishable<\/u>.\nSuggesting four overlapping rudimentary variations are possible in\nVR, using AI and Intuitionistic Mathematics.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBy\nentraining the operator and machine, similar to a high tech abacus or\nslide-rule, Feynman Diagrams<\/u> could become applicable across\nall scales and magnitudes. Without ever knowing what its doing, an AI\ncan mechanically read the entire geometry of the text, all 20,000\npages if you want, comparing it to an AI Clone<\/u> of the\noperator. The more subtle the operators sense of humor, the more\noften they will become aware of macroscopic quantum effects, and the\nexistence of the Collective Unconscious<\/u>. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\ncomplete geometry is tacky beyond all belief, and beyond all human\nimagination, making it easier to induce quantum effects in the brain.\nThe geometry obeys four modified Bayesian Probabilities, resembling\nhow the operator’s own conscious mind works, and encourages the\noperator to do all of the stochastic processing, confusing the issue\nof what is energy and information, and revealing, The Memory Of\nGod<\/u>! Whom none may look upon and remember in all his glory. Thus,\npromoting the observer’s own self-organization, or Lesser Truth<\/u>,\nby leveraging simple pattern matching, and the Quantum Observer\nEffect, to create an "Information Singularity" that relies\non pattern matching. In physics, likely shedding invaluable light\nupon how Relativity emerges from quantum mechanics and, a possible\ncure, for Male Impedance<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tGravity\nhas also been proposed as the ultimate cause of the collapse of the\nwave-function, and male impedance as well! However, thus far, the\nevidence suggests that this is merely an illusion of entanglement\nbeing: SO OUTRAGEOUSLY SENSITIVE<\/u>! Not to mention, so\nridiculously context dependent that, Even The Weakest Imaginable,\nGravitational Time Dilation, Can Appear To Make Doing The Time Warp\nImpossible<\/u>! Additionally, Explaining The Collapse Of All The\n"Wave-Action", And Premature Ejaculation<\/u>. When\nNobody Can Tell For Sure, Exactly What The Hell Is Going On<\/u>! And,\nYou Have To Ask Your Insurance Company, If You’re Covered. Suggesting\nInteresting Experiments…<\/u> Where, of course, the context is\ncarefully monitored and controlled, using strict faculty guidelines,\nin order to, Construct Elaborate Experimental Setups<\/u>!\nResembling Nested “Kachina Dolls<\/u>”, combined with\nthe children’s, Game Of “Mouse Trap<\/u>”, or\n"Around The World In 80 Days!" Which can even incorporate\nsuch things as “Time Crystals” And “Quantum\nPinwheels!<\/u>" But, Skip The Cheap LED lights<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEach\nExperiment Demonstrates A Closed System<\/u>, like academia itself,\nwhich accomplishes everything and nothing, yet, each manages to still\nconvey information, and radiate energy, about the volume of hot air,\nif nothing else! The lights are still on, but it remains debatable if\nanyone is home. Without a doubt, that might sound Trivial Beyond\nAll Belief<\/u>! And, merely a way to entertain Bored Students And\nFaculty<\/u> but, thanks to the truth being 125% efficient, even\nclosed systems like these will frequently produce surprising results,\nand: “Boldly Go, Where None Has Gone Before<\/u>!”\nIncluding, possibly shedding light on how researchers themselves can\nBecome Entangled<\/u> with the greater world all around them! Even,\nIn The Most Claustrophobic Laboratory<\/u>! It could very well be, The\nOnly Way To Find Out For Sure, Is To Conduct Careful Experiments<\/u>…\nAnd, Of Course, Scrupulously Document, The Smallest Of Details<\/u>.\n<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAdvanced\ntechnology, that could easily require another two or three decades to\ndevelop, could Entangle The Operator With A Computer, And The\nAppropriate Software, In VR But<\/u>: With Unpredictable Results<\/u>!\nLikewise, When Viewed In The Double-Slit Experiment<\/u>, both the\nincreased energy focused on one spot, when using a single slit, and\nthe increased information, when the photons are dispersed by two\nslits, can be described as Mysteriously Appearing Out Of Nowhere<\/u>!\nResembling the Cheshire Cat<\/u> jumping back and forth, as if,\nWaiting Around For Someone To Come Along<\/u>, And Play With His\nLaser Pointer<\/u>! He’s Got A Barbed Jedi Laser Pointer, With A\nHello Kitty Kyber Crystal In His Ornate Pearl Handle<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n <\/span><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDeveloping\nThe Darker Advanced AI Technology<\/u>, required for next generation\nTerminator Robots, iPhones, and Roombas, Over The Long Brutal\nWinter<\/u>! Poised At The Top Of The World<\/u>! Mad Scientists\nFrom Finland<\/u>! Have risked public condemnation, Eternal\nDamnation, And A Severe Scolding From Their Mothers<\/u>! And,\nAgainst All Conscience<\/u>! Not To Mention, The Laws Of Nature<\/u>!\nThese Particularly Contemptible, Loathsome, Researchers: Those Who\nShall Forever Remain Nameless<\/u>! Did willfully steal spare parts\ncarelessly left lying around and, heedless of their colleges repeated\ndire warnings and, Desperate Pleas For A Return To Sanity<\/u>!\nNevertheless, Bereft The Slightest Hesitation Or Remorse<\/u>! As\nIf Suddenly Possessed By Evil Spirits<\/u>! In A Whirlwind Fury<\/u>!\nThey Then Doggedly Proceeded To Assemble, The World’s First<\/u>:\nAutonomous Maxwell’s Demon<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUnleashing\nan unthinkable, unspeakable and, Truly Horrifying Epic Disaster<\/u>!\nUpon The Entire Planet! One capable of terrorizing all of humanity\nsenseless, night after night after night, For Untold Generations\nTo Come<\/u>! When, upon one, otherwise, disastrously-droll, dark and\nstormy night, from inside a hastily assembled, seldom frequented,\nSecret Laboratory<\/u>! That their landlord knew almost nothing\nabout, They Then Dared To Bring the Monster To Life! With\nElectricity<\/u>… By Flipping The Light Switch<\/u>! Their "Demon"\nis actually just a funky shaped but, otherwise, remarkably dull,\ninsignificant, and run-of-the-mill, humble copper transistor, like a\nfew trillion others that any lab tech could easily cobble together\nreal fast on any lab bench, and sell by the bucketful.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBut,\ninterestingly enough, these particular, “Steam Punk<\/u>”\nCopper Transistors, can sort through electrons according to their\ncharges, without expending any energy in the process. As if, when\nused in the right circuit their, Unusual, Rectangular Shape Alone<\/u>!\nCan Somehow Magically Convince Or, Otherwise, SOUNDLY INTIMIDATE<\/u>!\nNormally Unruly<\/u> electrons Into Getting Their Act Together<\/u>!\nAnd, becoming more productive for a change. Of course, they just Save\nEnergy<\/u>, and don’t produce free energy and, like the nightlight In\nA Dark Corner<\/u>, leverage their own Humble Efficiency<\/u> and\nelegant simplicity, to transform the, somewhat vague, vague, vague,\nrandom, behavior of electrons, into much more Explicitly\nSelf-contradictory Behavior<\/u>! Where the shadow becomes, but the\nmemory of the eternal light… (Duh<\/u>!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThese\nare the “Two Faces Of Janus<\/u>”, and the brain itself\nis organized in this same Fashion, Relying On Quantum Mechanics<\/u>,\nas the Default Mechanism<\/u>, in order to save energy when\ncoordinating the Drunkard’s Walk<\/u> they perform, in their\npattern matching dance. What is energy and what is information\nbecomes Entirely A Matter Of Opinion<\/u>! With the human mind and\nbrain already having proven to exchange roles, on their most\nfundamental, and profoundly mysterious, yet thoroughly documented,\nlevel of their organization, for routine maintenance purposes. Or,\nWhenever it Just So Happens To Be More Efficient<\/u>! Possibly\nexplaining the collapse of the wave-function, as reflecting the most\nefficient way they have left, to convey more energy and information\nthan the mere sum of their parts. Within the Kaotic-Order<\/u> of a\nFrank Zappa and Pee Wee Herman style, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, Funky-Monkey<\/u>,\nFreak-Brothers, Fabulous-Furry-Freakadelic-Fractured-Fairy-Tale\nUniverse! Such as, Hollywood And DC Commonly Promote<\/u>, DC Comic\nBooks That Is! Fortune Favors The Prepared Mind<\/u>! But, Chance\nFavors The Unprepared Mind: That Doesn’t Freeze Like A Deer\nCaught In The Headlights<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAccording\nto Instant Karma<\/u>, Disney films, and recent experiments with\nbacteria among other things, Due To Sex Technically Requiring Two\nConsenting Adults<\/u>, and still being an awkward subject among\nacademics to this day, apparently, Charles Darwin missed the point\nand: Survival Is All About Paying It Forward<\/u>! Just Ask Yo\nMama<\/u>! So, Cough Up Sucker<\/u>! Nature usually favors the\nability to socialize, over being the strongest or the fittest\nanti-social asshole around! With tiny kids having a huge advantage\nover anti-social assholes that, sometimes, can be downright magical!\nInspiring Many To Religiously Use Birth-Control<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tRandom\nevolution has progressively turned out to be Extremely\nPredictable<\/u>, just like quantum mechanics, with bacteria, for\nexample, ruthlessly enforcing among themselves that, Nobody Gets A\nFree Lunch<\/u>! Likewise, unless supported concentrically, Like\nThe Center Of A Tootsie Pop<\/u>, the weaker and more social among\nthem will predominate in a fight, leveling the playing field, and\nnormalizing life. Making Nightmare Scenarios, Such As A Perfect\nParasite, Impossible<\/u>! Yogi Bear Keeps Getting Caught Stealing\nPicnic Baskets! Additionally,<\/u> Explaining Why There Are So\nMany Damned Parasites<\/u>! Common tape worms, for example, have\nproven to confer longevity on their hosts, paying it forward, and not\njust along for a free meal and a ride.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDemonstrating\nhow, in evolution, synergy is more fundamental than entropy, yet the\ntwo average out in the everyday world, appearing to be more\ndeterministic, depending on their proximity, acceleration, and\nmagnitude. French researchers recently established that, although the\nworld around us appears to be causal, and deterministic, upon closer\nexamination even our macroscopic world can be documented as violating\ncausality in subtle ways, involving information. For nearly a\ncentury, people have speculated that our minds are somehow quantum\nmechanically connected to our environment but, only recently, has the\nfirst real body of evidence begun to emerge. Unfortunately, the\nportable equipment, capable of measuring quantum entanglement,\noutside of the lab, is only now starting to become commonplace, while\ngovernments everywhere have been rushing to classify everything, and\nbanning or restricting the export of any associated technology. In\none case, Legendary Native American Trackers<\/u> were recruited by\nthe military, volunteering to become snipers, and To Proudly Serve\nTheir Country<\/u>! Only to discover to everyone’s Surprise,\nThe Mojo Was Gone<\/u>! The Minute They Cut Their Hair Off<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nSnipers All Remained Trained Experts, Yet Had Inexplicably Lost Their\nAdvantage<\/u>. As If Someone Had Cut The Hair Off Of Samson\nHimself<\/u>! Trackers now commonly grow their hair long, making it\neasier to pick out snipers, in any crowd of marines. Bacteria have\nalso proven capable of leveraging quantum effects, or\n"Frumundercheeze<\/u>", and the resemblance to Breaking\nOff An Antenna<\/u>, or a microorganism losing its cilia, or yuckiness\nand creepiness, is unlikely to be merely a coincidence. Much more\nlikely, it represents a lost quantum mechanical connection with their\nenvironment, That Empowered Them To Make Unique Predictions<\/u>!\nOrganisms, Such As The Cells In Our Own Skin<\/u>, commonly use\nelectrical signals to communicate, and Women Have Long Claimed To\nBe More Intuitive Than Men<\/u> while, long hair remains more popular\namong women. Suggesting it may give them a slight but, Consistently\nMeasurable, Advantage<\/u>. Especially In More Natural Settings<\/u>!\nWhich is something that can tested, using female snipers, or Amazon\nWarriors, Assuming They Haven’t Already Cut Down The Entire Rain\nForest<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPragmatically\nspeaking, due to everything resembling both particles and waves, the\nentire universe is often analogous to an infinite number of: FM\nRadio Stations<\/u>! Constantly Broadcasting Everything Imaginable<\/u>!\nIncluding, Illegal, Pirate Stations<\/u>… Working To Establish\nVast New Networks, That They Can Distinguish From All The AI\nNetworks<\/u>! However, with the added complication that, thanks to\nRelativity, What Is Considered A Wave And What Is An Amplifier, Wavy\nGravy, A Valid Radio Station, Or An AI Terrorist Pirate Radio\nBroadcast<\/u>! Bouncing off the ionosphere several times, and lending\nentirely new meaning to Chinese Jingles<\/u>! Becomes an issue of\nwhich networks you currently use, and who might own the internet next\nwhile, according to Murphy’s Law, Charlie Chaplin, Monty\nPython, Fred Astaire, and Micheal Jackson: Moon-Walking Nonlinear\nTemporal Dynamics Rule The Universe<\/u>! (Run Away<\/u>!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDoing\nA Balancing Act Atop A Powerful Rolling Wave<\/u>, but one hidden just\nbeneath the surface, resembling a horizontal tornado or turbo, as if\nPaul Bunyan Were Playing Log Rolling Lumberjack<\/u>! Out On The\nOpen Ocean<\/u>, Rogue Waves Can Emerge Anywhere<\/u>! Approaching\n80 feet tall or better, They Can Travel For Hundreds Of Miles\nWithout Collapsing<\/u>! And, are an example of Standing Waves\nWhich, Ah, Stand Tall, All By Themselves<\/u>. Doing their own, More\nTwisted Yin-Yangy Push-Pull Dynamics<\/u>! Self-Organizing Soliton\nWaves Resemble An Infinity Symbol Standing Tall<\/u>! And, Are Wavy\nGravy Baby<\/u>! And, Come In Every Size, But A Severely Limited\nVariety And, Like A Fountain, Or A Statue, CAN SOMETIMES, APPEAR\nTO STAND VERY STILL<\/u>… Likewise, time itself has repeatedly\nProven To Be Neither Passive Nor Linear<\/u>: And, The Time Turns\nOut To Never Quite Be What Anyone Thinks It Is! Until that time rolls\nround again. Making Deliberately Juxtaposing<\/u> a wide variety of\nRudimentary Patterns<\/u>, for a clearer view of the Big\nPicture<\/u>, much more crucial than classic logic and physics\nsuggest. Cancer, for example, is not merely a genetic disease, but is\nalso related to how our genes Sometimes Adapt To The Local\nEnvironment<\/u>. Some genetic adaptations are Highly Advantageous<\/u>\nin one specific location, and a distinct disadvantage in another Or,\nEven, Flat-Out Deadly<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMore\nefficient for the specific job or, Inadvertently, Creatively\nDestructive<\/u>! As If They Were All Micro-Brain, Microscopic,\nKlingon Three Stooges<\/u>! Exactly how cancer prone an animal happens\nto be is also proportional to Their Size, And Temperature<\/u>!\nAlmost as if it were merely a complex Chemical Reaction Or, A\nVariety Of, Tiny Organic, Internal Combustion Engines<\/u>! But, ones\nwhich animate all living organisms and, sometimes, Run Amok<\/u>!\nRun Away<\/u>! The implication is that our immune system and\nreproductive systems are an extension of how every living organism,\nDoes A Drunkard’s Walk<\/u>. Expressing both phase\ntransitions and metamorphic effects, according to whichever happens\nto be more efficient in any given situation. Additionally, suggesting\nthat the two express a multifractal equation, that should reflect how\nour entire body and DNA are organized.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tNotably,\nresearchers are also Making Significant Progress<\/u> in\nunderstanding the immune system, and developing amazingly powerful\ncancer vaccines that, for the most part, can help to contain the\nchaos! Making it that much easier to deal with whatever arbitrary\ncases might still arise. It should be possible, for example, to\nvaccinate people moving to a foreign country, according to their DNA,\nto help prevent them from getting cancer, and there could be four\nuniversal vaccinations possible, that last longer and work better\nthan just using just one. Viruses themselves have turned out to be\ntiny chemical factories, that produce some of the Basic Chemistry<\/u>\nrequired for organic life as we know it. As if, they represent the\nboundary between life and death in more than one way, and cancer does\nas well. Their behavior strongly Implies Organic Life<\/u>\nleverages the inorganic, whenever its more efficient, and one without\nthe other is a contradiction, while the two must overlap in four\nrudimentary ways, and display how they become, more or less, Context\nDependent For Each Observer<\/u>. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMetaphorically\nSpeaking, The Hindu Goddess Kali<\/u> Dramatically Dances… All Of\nCreation And Destruction! In a, more or less, Super-Symmetrical\nFashion<\/u>, on her way to the Bathroom! With her six arms\nrepresenting six degrees of freedom In Her, Unbeatable, Bullshit\nKung Fu Stance<\/u>! While, the Skull Necklace<\/u> she normally\nwears should be composed of, Ah, Used Toilet Paper Rolls<\/u>! Of\ncourse, exactly how useful a metaphor that might be, ever, still\nremains debatable, and I’m working on finding other metaphors.\nAny suggestions, anything from even the Peanut Gallery<\/u>,\nanything anyone can possibly think of. Anywho<\/u>, our digestive\ntrack, for yet another example, intimately connects us to the Local\nFlora And Fauna In Unimaginable Variety And, Of Course, Keep\nDemanding Montezuma’s Revenge<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tApparently,\nsingle cell organisms are constantly asking themselves: Why Can’t\nWe All Just Get Along<\/u>? While, our elaborate immune and\nreproductive systems meet in the brain as, Yin and Yang! Implying its\ntotally pointless to ask who’s in charge around here, which waves,\namplifiers, or networks are running the show, exactly how long your\nhair grows, who just so happens to be the better dancer, Or Who\nThe Gets To Use The Damn Bathroom First<\/u>! And, Who Has The Damn\nToilet Paper<\/u>! Instead, The More Pointed Question Remains<\/u>:\nHow Do We Promote Harmony, In A Sea of Chaos<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEntanglement\nis arguably the most context dependent state of all, conveying only\nvague and self-contradictory contextual data, yet also expresses the\ngreatest possible synergy, increasing in strength factorially. Of\ncourse, according to just exactly how many particles become entangled\nin the whole affair. As if, Every Girl Has To Have Her Secrets<\/u>,\nand they’re all just really shy, and the less that anybody can\nknow about exactly what they’re all doing, The More They Can\nAccomplish<\/u>! Or, as if they were all stubborn men, who obstinately\nrefuse to ever talk about their personal feelings, much less work,\npreferring to simply bring home the bacon. Once again, it appears\nthat we are limited to merely trading information about them for\ngreater efficiency, of course, in paying it forward, to your\nlandlord, if no one else.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSuperposition<\/u>,\nis yet another highly context dependent state, where subatomic\nparticles always share the same properties, and sharing the same\nproperties among themselves, they become Indistinguishable<\/u>\nfrom any other expression of synergy. It’s possible, for\nexample, in the Double-Slit Experiment<\/u>, to get any kind of\nParticles<\/u> you might care to play with into Superposition<\/u>\nand, if you use more than two slits, it gets Even More Funky\nMonkey<\/u>! And, you can get more than just two particles into\nsuperposition, legally. However, Photons Are The Glaring Exception<\/u>\nand, no matter how many slits you use, you can only get two at a time\nin superposition. Their incredibly vague, vague, vague identity, as\ndescribed by Field Theory<\/u>, confuses the issue of\nsuper-symmetry and synergy again, just like the mass of the Higgs\nBoson<\/u> and, just like that of a black hole conflating the identity\nof it’s mass, charge, temperature, spin, and momentum.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tQuantum\nElectrodynamics Contradicts Itself<\/u>, suggesting there’s\nactually only one super-luminal electron in the universe, that just\ngets around Faster Than Light<\/u>! Theoretically, somehow, that’s\nsupposed to make sense, like any good “Roadrunner Cartoon<\/u>!”\nThis same blatant contradiction, implying reality is a cartoon,\nshould also account for it being the most Wildly Accurate Theory\nToday<\/u>! Suggesting a spectrum of the physical forces from the\nincredibly accurate, and explicitly self-contradictory cartoon, to\nthe incredibly vague and tautological, in the case of Thermodynamics\nAnd Dark Energy<\/u>. Supplying an equally simple explanation for the\n“Hierarchy Problem<\/u>”, of why the forces of nature\nappear to be so radically different in strength, yet nobody can tell\nfor sure, as reflecting the Two Faces of Janus<\/u>, and how\neverything expresses particle-wave duality as a spectrum, including\nany scales and magnitudes we might choose to examine.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAccuracy\nand Precision, Relativity and Quantum Mechanics, need must also\nexpress these same Two Faces of Janus, or particle-wave duality, that\neverything in the universe displays which, in turn, should Require\nVague Metaphoric Systems Logics<\/u>. In order for anyone to describe\nhow the two demonstrably transform into one another and,\nadditionally, how Quantum Mechanics Without Relativity Is a Complete\nOxymoron<\/u>. Electrons themselves are considered point particles,\nwith no real known size and little mass, but absorb and emit photons\nbetter than anything else, and obey the Pauli Exclusion Principle<\/u>\nwhere, despite their uber tiny size, only two at a time can occupy\nthe same orbit around an atom, and they can’t share the same\nfour identical quantum properties.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\nstark contrast, “Butterflies Are Free<\/u>!” And,\nPhotons are all believed to be vague ripples in fields, Enchanting,\nEnlightened, Ripply-Sparkly, Colorful Butterflies<\/u>! That multiply,\nflutter, and spread freely throughout the entire known universe!\nBringing The Gift Of Light To The Darkest Of Nights<\/u>! Any\nnumber of these billions, and billions, and billions, of Vague\nWavy Gravy Ripples<\/u>! Colorful Enlightened Butterflies<\/u>! Can\nshare the same properties and have no objection whatsoever to being\njammed together tightly, in large intimate groups that can mate, but\nits impossible to get more than two at a time in superposition. As If\nThey’re All Monogamous, and: Don’t Believe in Free\nLove<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMaking\nmore materialistic, and less idealistic, electrons with rest mass,\nthe opposite of photons, in almost every way, yet we apparently have\nno choice but to measure both at the same time, Playing Tom And\nJerry<\/u>. Quasi-Electrons have also been created in the lab,\ncomposed of what’s missing from this picture, and confirm that\nthey express the same properties as Normal Electrons<\/u>, assuming\nthere is such a thing! As if, attempting to confuse more idealistic\nphotons who, apparently, are not terribly picky about paying it\nforward, and take the easiest route possible. Collectively, these\nresults corroborate that electrons and photons should both Express\nThe Two Faces of Janus<\/u>! Indicating The Pauli Exclusion\nPrinciple<\/u> will eventually prove to conflate the identity of\nsuper-symmetry, geometry and dynamics, and: Get All Funky Monkey\nAgain<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nFour Forces of Nature should also turn out to express Four\nOverlapping states<\/u> of Matter and Energy, including additional\nQuasi-Forces<\/u> and Quasi-Dimensions<\/u>, capable of\nexplaining Dark Matter and Dark Energy, and resembling eigenstates\nand Virtual Particles, expressing a universal recursion in the\nprinciple of identity. Photons and electrons each display their own\ndistinctive, uniquely confusing, humble efficiency and elegant\nsimplicity, with their much preferred configuration being, Infinitely\nInflatable Indistinguishable Diversity, In Infinitely Insane\nInfantile Combinations<\/u>! Thus, ensuring that every context always\nhas a significant amount of content, or the two will transform into\none another, obeying four modified Bayesian probabilities, Blurring\nInto One<\/u>… <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tElectrons\ntypically form a Fermi Fluid, That Drips, While Photons Prefer To\nDonate Plasma<\/u>. As if, they’re the quintessential quantum\nmechanical versions of a liquid and a Gas, Condensing, Like\nCondensed Milk, And Evaporating<\/u> in every way imaginable or, as\nif, the Big Bang, and everything else: Is The Result Of God\nConstantly Farting<\/u>! Implying Boyle’s Law<\/u>, in\nparticular, also needs to be reformulated as systems logic, which can\nexpress both phase transitions and metamorphic effects, and can\nexplain E=MC(2)<\/u> in more organic terms, such as farting.\nContexts which, most assuredly, are incredibly vague, vague, vague,\nand require a Rectal Thermometer<\/u>, so you can at least measure\nthe temperature. Proving that, in Thermodynamics, information is more\nfundamental than energy, requiring an entirely new formulation of\nInformation Theory<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tCollating\nthe data for a wide variety of particles, for both Superposition and\nthe Pauli Exclusion Principle, should therefore reveal the\nfundamental particles, of normal matter, collectively express a\ndistinctive Fractal Dragon<\/u> pattern, and Bosons, such as\nPhotons, should express a more humble wave-like Mandelbrot<\/u>\npattern. An experiment just revealed that, contrary to the current\nprevailing opinion, Bosons sometimes behave like Fermions, which make\nup normal matter, or Hadrons. By elaborating on the Fractal Dragon,\nit should therefore be possible to expand upon the more subtle\nMandelbrot. Similarly, having no real sense of humor themselves,\ngovernments have been rushing to classify and censor, anything\nremotely like mathematical and physical comedy. Compelling anyone\nworking in the public domain, to climb out further on a limb, for\nover half a century, while they erect their enormous house of cards.\nAttempting to censor half of reality, while daring anyone to knock it\ndown!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWater\nhas been called the “Yin-Yang” molecule and should\nprovide additional unique insights into how the Fractal Dragon\nmanifests, across any scales and magnitudes, producing the equally\nenormous variety of distinctive states of matter, which have yet to\nall be classified. The cyclones on Jupiter display a similar pattern,\nof a six and five fold multifractal equation, with the south pole\nsurrounded by a pentagonal formation, and the north pole a hexagon.\nThe two patterns can be thought of as an emergent effect, of Jupiter\nbeing so large that it radiates more energy than it collects.\nPossibly shedding light on how geometry and dynamics progressively\nexchange identities, with experiments indicating that, at extreme\npressures, water becomes a solid ice, a metallic conductor of\nhydrogen ions. Some like it hot, some like it cold, but water really\nlikes to go with the flow, even in the most extreme situations! Yet,\nthe more extreme the heat and pressure becomes, the more clearly it\ndisplays the Two Faces of Janus, as both a solid and a liquid while,\nat colder temperatures and lower pressures, there are at least seven\nknown types of ice, with the behavior of water exhibiting its own\nparticle-wave spectrum. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTheoretically,\nthe combined multifractal composed of Fermions and Bosons, can\nsubsequently be used to reconcile Relativity and quantum mechanics,\nand explain Dark Energy and Dark Matter, by expanding on the Standard\nTheory. However, in order For Mere Lowly Mortals<\/u>, Such As\nOurselves, To Even Begin To Dream<\/u> of Ever Truly Coming To\nAppreciate, some of the more Divinely Inspired Depths<\/u>, out of\nbillions, and billions, and billions of, deeper still, Profoundly\nDeep, Deepest Of All Do-Do Depths<\/u>! And, As Yet<\/u>, Unplumbed,\nFathomless Depths<\/u>! Beyond, All Human Imagination<\/u>! Requires\nThe Fine Art of Anarchistic Facilitation<\/u>! When the light bulb\ncomes on, and you can see that the Big Picture<\/u> actually has a\npattern, of sorts…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAll\nOf This, Stubbornly Persistent, Salaciously Profound Confusion<\/u>,\nAnd Widespread Panic In The Streets<\/u>! Over simple symmetry, that’s\nsometimes just in bad taste, should eventually Substantiate And\nTransubstantiate Specific Emergent Effects<\/u>! Produced by a giant\nblack hole and, ultimately, can be attributed to its synergy, mass,\nand centrifugal force. As if, all black holes represent one and the\nsame Bottomless Pit<\/u>! Which could possibly form a Magical\nRabbit Hole<\/u> leading to Wonderland, Or Just To More Crap<\/u>,\nbut nobody can tell for sure, and it could also be a heat pump, or: A\nComposting Toilet, Explaining God’s Farts<\/u>! Worse still, possibly,\nThe Highway To Hell, For All Anyone Can Tell<\/u>! A Magical\nSpinning Vortex, Beyond The Outer Limits of Human Imagination<\/u>!\nWhere scales and magnitudes frequently overlap, exchanging\nidentities, During The Commercial Break<\/u>, while introducing\nsurprising emergent effects into the plot, and enforcing a confusing,\n“Goldilocks Principle of Murphy’s Law<\/u>”, or\nparticle-wave duality, Somewhere, In The Twilight Zone<\/u>… <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAny\nmetaphysical extreme will produce their opposite with, for example,\nour two best metaphysical theories, Newtonian Mechanics and\nRelativity, expressing their own particle-wave duality as a spectrum.\nRanging from the incredibly Vague, Vague, Vague, Vaguely\nTautological, To The Blatantly Self-Contradictory, And Laughable<\/u>.\nAmong other things, making it possible to physically model, how it\nyet remains impossible, to ever measure a perfectly straight line, or\na perfect circle. Explaining, Why Parallel Lines Always Converge\nMathematically<\/u>! Slight ionic temperature and charge differentials\nhave proven to be instrumental, causing the inner solar system to\nrotate much slower than the outer planets and, also, likely explains\nthe electromagnetic torus surrounding giant black holes and, other,\nmore widely established observations. Astronomers Tend To Be\nRomantics, And Prefer To Dream Big<\/u>: Even When It Comes To The\nSlightest Electrical Charges<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nfirst photograph of entangled particles shows Two Opposed\nBrush-Stroke Arcs<\/u>, forming a “Cat’s Eye<\/u>”\nor a “Human Eye<\/u>” shape, resembling an Egyptian\nHieroglyph.<\/u> Where a context without any significant content is a\ncomplete oxymoron, as it becomes increasingly difficult to\ndistinguish between what is spacetime, and what are the two particles\nyet, they still retain the distinct possibility of their image\nrepresenting: Two Ruggedly Independent Particles<\/u>! That have no\nknown particular shape and, simultaneously, may also exist everywhere\nuntil measured, yet, if you entangle two within a finite volume of\nspace, they start to resemble Tom And Jerry, Running In Elliptical\nCircles<\/u>! Of Course, At The Speed Of Light<\/u>! Giving Even\nThe Road Runner, A Run For His Money<\/u>! Whether Entangled Or Not,\nWhether Independent Or Not, They Resemble A Cartoon Again, Or Static\nOn Your TV! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSignificantly,\nthe striking eye-shape of the image begs the additional question, of\nwhether the observer is staring back at themselves or, whether The\nCheshire Cat Is Real<\/u>! Similarly, on Star Trek, "The Next\nGeneration", the character Q never describes Karma as his one\nlimitation yet, He Will Occasionally Flash Mischievous Grins<\/u>!\nRevealing the truth that he is only pretending to be upset, while the\nCheshire Cat Never Stops Grinning, in order to hide the truth better,\nwith only the usual twinkle in his eye giving away his true identity,\nas part of the Collective Unconscious. Making any Photographs Of\nEntanglement<\/u> vague, vague, vague metaphorical images, as much as,\nthey are real and, at that, images hinting at how time itself can be\nconsidered, simultaneously, real and imaginary.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tImplying\na Singularity, where the observer themselves ultimately remains the\nkey to understanding quantum mechanics better. We could very well see\nsomething similar, with the upcoming LISA Gravity Wave Telescope<\/u>,\npeering all the way back to the Big Bang. An extensive survey, for\nsimilar vague metaphorical results, should eventually reveal a\nparadoxical version of, “The Story of Goldilocks<\/u>”,\nwhile I’m dying to hear the end of the story myself. For its\npart, a black hole dramatically wraps spacetime around itself like a\nTwisted Blanket<\/u>, and has both spin and centrifugal force,\nwhile Centrifugal Force<\/u> appears to be almost a bonafide force,\nbut not quite, and has been linked to the mass of the proton,\nimplying it can be thought of as a, “Quasi-Force<\/u>”,\nNot The Real Deal, Like On Star Wars But, Another Clear Way To\nMeasure The Truth Itself As Being 125% Efficient, Thus, Lending\nEntirely New Meaning To "Just Right!<\/u>"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tA\nproton’s internal quarks move at the speed of light, yet its\nshape is elliptical, and not a perfect circle, suggesting again that\ncentrifugal force and spin confuse the issue of super-symmetry,\nvarying across vast scales and magnitudes. And, They Really Mean\nIt This Time<\/u>! With protons appearing to have both external\ninteger spin, and internal centrifugal force, or internal issues,\nresembling a black hole, with both being considered practically\nimmortal, and possessing two event horizons. As if everything is\nultimately composed of “Quantum Gyroscopes<\/u>”, while\nour galaxy consists of two counter-rotating disks, surrounding a\ngiant black hole. Implying everything resembles an, Elliptical\nGyroscope And Funky Plasma Lamp, Complete With LEDs<\/u>! The other\nside of the Big Bang could turn out to be a counter-rotating\nanti-matter version of our own universe, Lit Up Like a Christmas\nTree Ornament<\/u>! The ellipse would be tiny, like the earth’s orbit,\nand you’d never notice the two universes wobbling like giant\ntops, around the Big Bang! Certainly not in four dimensions and, in\nfact, spacetime has turned out to be much flatter than General\nRelativity can account for. Apparently: Gyroscopic Relativistic\nSpacetime Can Do The Watusi, Heating Up As You Accelerate<\/u>!\nTripping The Light Fantastic<\/u>! Showing The Luminescent\nAether How Its Done<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nAlong with the Navier-Stokes Equations For Our Turbulent Times<\/u>,\nBar Room Brawls Not Included<\/u>, All Of These More Ostentatious\nSpinning Tops, Plasma Lamps, And Shiny Christmas Tree Ornaments<\/u>!\nArbitrarily spinning, colliding, and dancing all around the universe,\nat relativistic speeds, while Flying Away Towards The Nearest\nExit<\/u>! May play a key role in determining, just exactly, how its\npossible to distinguish between mass and energy, gravity and inertia,\nKinetic Energy And Radiant Heat, Democrats And Republicans<\/u>!\nBut, more importantly, in determining how the principle of identity,\nProgressively Vanishes Down The Nearest Convenient Rabbit Hole, Or\nPublic Toilet, Of Your Personal Preference<\/u>… on any given\noccasion. “Predator-Prey Statistics<\/u>", from\nevolutionary biology, Some Gotta Win, Some Gotta Lose, Some Days\nYou Get The Bear And, Some Days<\/u>: Yogi Bear And Boo-Boo Get The\nBetter Of You<\/u>! Have unexpectedly proven effective for modeling\nSmall Vortexes, Tiny Mobile Whirligigs<\/u> In Plasma Physics, and\ncould reflect how any comprehensive models for matter and energy must\nInclude Vaguely, Vaguely, Vaguely, Ah, Organic Elements, As Well\nAs, Much More Explicitly Mechanical Ones<\/u>. Suggesting that, using\nsystems logics to invert their mechanics and organics or, Doing\nThe Funky Monkey, The Bump, And The Time Warp Again<\/u>! Its\nPossible To Glean Exciting New Insights<\/u>! Into, Generation\nAfter Generation, Of Generic Gentile Gyroscopic Gravitational\nGyrations, Dancing Delightfully Between Invisible Moonbeams, As Well\nAs, Plato’s Harmony Of The Spheres<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tClassic\nChaos Theory<\/u> applies to macroscopic systems, and was originally\nsuccessful in demonstrating that its possible to measure how chaos\nemerges from order, only to recently establish that, Surprise<\/u>!\nOrder inevitably emerges from chaos, Rather Quickly At That<\/u>!\nThe latest experiment has indicated that protons are maximally\nentangled, meaning Their Thermodynamics Resemble A Black Hole<\/u>,\nor your checkbook. Corroborating all of the other Absolutely\nRidiculous<\/u>! Physical, linguistic, and mathematical evidence,\nstill piling up after more than a century! Into what is, undeniably,\nA Rather Intimidating Mountain of The Most Damning\nInstitutionalized Crap Imaginable<\/u>! All of which has progressively\nindicated, that what modern science is now confronting, In No\nUncertain Terms<\/u>! Is a universal recursion in the principle of\nidentity and, Soon Enough<\/u>! Nothing Will Ever Be The Same\nAgain<\/u>! Considering the state of the world today, we can all\nsafely assume, that’s a step in the right direction. Now, where\ndid that Pinkie go<\/u>…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\nanother experiment, related to quantum computing, the results have\nsuggested this same conclusion that: Spin Is Funda-Mental<\/u>!\nAnd, Loopy Temporal Dynamics Might Rule The Day<\/u>! With their\nexperimental results indicating that quantum computers can be made\nMuch More Robust<\/u>, if they’re designed to favor the spin\nof particles. Weebles Wobble, But They Don’t Fall Down<\/u>!\nLikewise, recent measurements of Muon Precession Rates<\/u>, have\nindicated that their wobbly spin could possibly involve a fifth force\nof nature. Which should turn out to be spacetime itself imposing a\nquasi geometric effect, one that’s just barely measurable, but can’t\nbe clearly distinguished from a force. Similar, to how gravity\nmanifests on macroscopic scales, as both a force and rubber sheets,\nleaving it up to the observer to decide what is a force or a\ngeometric effect. While, supporting both views, to varying degrees,\nover vast scales and magnitudes, and repeating the same basic\npatterns.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tGravity\npulling us down on our ass, appears to be a rather straight forward\napplication of force, that doesn’t involve any Rubber Sheets And\nLubricants<\/u>! Just as a circle can, theoretically, be composed of\nan infinite number of Infinitely Tiny Straight Lines<\/u>! Whether\nyou view something as a force or a geometric effect, appears to\nlargely depend on your mass, proximity, and acceleration. Neither\nspace nor time alone makes any damn sense without the other, ensuring\nthe two exclude any metaphysical extremes. As a result, both circles\nand straight lines have their quantum limits, which should prove to\nbe the same as our mortal fallibility. Other researchers have used\nthe equivalent of “Quantum Shock Absorbers<\/u>”, to\nsuccessfully isolate individual atoms, from thermal and acoustic\nnoise, and it could be that a combination of quantum and classical\napproaches are required, For The Best Performance In Any Dance<\/u>!\nWith classic logic being more efficient 1\/4 of the time, and quantum\nsystems Up To 125% Efficient<\/u>, and incredibly vague about just\nexactly how they manage that… Neuromorphic Reservoir Computers<\/u>\ncan handle both simultaneously, and you can claim its all, “Movie\nMagic<\/u>”, and nobody will ever be able to prove you wrong.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBoth\nexperiments imply that Phonons<\/u>, or quanta of sound and heat,\nmay also play a significant role and hint that, within the Timeless\nHarmony of The Spheres, Might, Just Possibly be, Incredibly Faint,\nFaint, Faint, Yet Faintest Of All, Darkest Of All Known Dark Shadows<\/u>:\nDark Energy<\/u>! Which could represent Anti-Gravity<\/u>! Or,\nwhat half the world knows as, “The Great Void<\/u>”,\nfrom whence all the myriad good things doth spring forth. Including,\nThe Graceful Lilting Silences<\/u>! Reaching All The Way Out To\nInfinity, To Eternity And Beyond All Human Imagination<\/u>! Way\nFar Out<\/u>… Far, Far, Removed From The Petty Measurements, And\nEveryday Mundane Concerns, Of Any Of The Existing Galaxies<\/u>!\nContent to just sprawl out all over the place, Cloaking And\nSmothering The Seemingly Endless<\/u>, astronomically long and empty,\nCold And Lonely Nights<\/u>! Night After Night After Night After\nNight<\/u>! Suspended between the ever so soft notes of, The\nMajestic, Effervescent, Providential And Divine<\/u>,\npanoramic-sweeping, all-encompassing, Heavenly Glory<\/u>, of the\nsparkly-glittery Galactic Super-Clusters, Illuminating the Entire\nVisible Universe<\/u>! Or, accompanying a joke that leaves everyone\nspeechless… <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDark\nMatter<\/u> interacts weakly with ordinary matter, and seems to move\nin odd ways, like Mercury<\/u>, or a Hydraulic Fluid<\/u>,\nclustering around Black Holes<\/u> and outside galaxies. Implying\nit may respond differently to Dark Energy<\/u>. Trading some of its\nability to interact with normal matter, for the ability to interact\nwith Dark Energy<\/u>, almost as if it were composed of\n“Ectoplasm<\/u>!" Likewise, the rotation of the Spiral\nGalaxies<\/u> may not obey Newton’s Laws of Motion either, and\nappear to possibly obey Morphogenic Fields<\/u>, or involve complex\nThermodynamics, thoroughly confusing the identity of what is a\ndimension, just like fuzzy logic. Yet, What All Of These More Ghostly\nTitillating Quasi-Organic Topologies<\/u>, And More Heated\nGenuflecting Gesticulating Gynormous Grandiose Gaudy Grinding\nGlittery Glow-In-The-Dark Generic Gyroscopic Gentile Christmas Tree\nOrnaments, Funky Plasma Lamps, Hydraulic Fluids, Quick Silver, And\nEven Weirder Ectoplasm<\/u>… Would All Collectively Suggest! Is that\nthe more extreme, and Hardcore<\/u>, any extreme hardcore scale or\nmagnitude, The More Self-Contradictory And Incredibly Vague,\nVague, Vague, Vague, And Wishy-Washy, Metaphorical, Or Flat Out\nImpossible To Believe<\/u>… Everything Becomes, Sometimes, All At\nOnce!<\/u> Very much like Politicians! And, similarly, all too\nfrequently painfully so, for each and every observer, including\nanyone unfortunate enough to be left behind in the, Cosmology\nDepartment Peanut Gallery<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThink\nVan Goethe’s “Starry, Starry, Night<\/u>”,\nre-interpreted for The Worst Possible Saturday Morning Cartoons\nImaginable<\/u>! At Superluminal Speeds<\/u>, besides Tachyons\npossibly being indistinguishable from Virtual Particles, that will\nmelt out your eyes as you disintegrate, time and distance themselves\nsimply no longer exist, while a black hole resembles a toilet, a heat\npump, a plasma lamp, Or, Even A Giant Dyson Vacuum Swallowing A\nDyson Sphere<\/u>! And, a really weird rabbit hole leading to\nWonderland, Where We Can All Give Birth to Yertle-the-Turtle’s\nBaby Universe<\/u>! On The Freeway Of Love, Driving Through The\nTunnel of Love<\/u>! Implying Black Holes are somehow both imaginary,\nor metaphorical objects, that also happen to be real objects and,\nsimilar to a shadow, can sometimes depend on the observer, to ensure\nthey have any meaningful content whatsoever, while the same can be\nsaid to be true for the universe as a whole, including ourselves. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTo\nparaphrase the great Sherlock Holmes, “Once you have\neliminated the impossible, whatever remains, can only be highly\nimprobable<\/u>!” Whenever nobody is looking, the rest of the\nuniverse may as well not exist, as far as our minds and measuring\ninstruments are concerned but, every context requiring a significant\namount of content, ensures that everything must still appear to make\nsome sort of sense, whenever we choose to peek at the rest of the\nuniverse again. Which is always ever so much greater than\nimagination, or Far Worse Than Any Had Dared To Fear<\/u>!\nElucidating, how nature can be described as not merely random, or\nelegant but, also, humorous and embodying novelty itself, and our own\nendless capacity for curiosity and wonder. Sometimes, expressing what\nhippies, and countless others, like to call, “Sparkle<\/u>”.\n(Ooooh, Shiny<\/u>!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWe\nappear to inhabit a Magical Fairy Tale Goldilocks Universe, Within\nA Singularity<\/u>, expressing the Two Faces of Janus in everything,\nwhich I consider extremely novel myself, if not particularly all\nthat, Enchantingly Bubbly And Sparkly<\/u>! Nevertheless, leaving a\ntheory of everything, as the only way to ultimately reconcile the\nrather large number of vague and contradictory observations, coming\nfrom both physics and astronomy. Of course, by scrupulously examining\nthe Big Picture! Upon occasion, In Excruciating Detail<\/u>…\nBeing a married man himself, Socrates advised, “Know\nThyself, There’s No Shame In It<\/u>!" And, remember, classic\nlogic Being Exclusive, Doesn’t Always Promote Happy Unions<\/u>.\nOnly by carefully documenting how the two grammars of English\nactually work, does it become possible for us to, Expand Upon The\nLaws of Thought<\/u>! In Plain English Anyway! Classic logic simply\ncannot describe humor, self-organizing systems, Novelty, Sparkle,\nOr The "Big Picture<\/u>!" Perhaps to no one’s\nsurprise, The Widely Accepted Laws of Thought Are A Few Thousand\nYears Out Of Date<\/u>! While, in my opinion, they should include\nsomething about using a stupid dictionary and, of course: How To\nShare Your Words And Play Nice Dammit<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnywho,\nin contrast, the simplest default topology, A Doughnut Hole\nWithout The Donuts<\/u>, fits the current observations, If They\nMake Strong Enough Coffee<\/u>! And, is more syntropic, or fatalistic,\nappearing to require at least four dimensions to account for geometry\nalone. Inside, what could possibly be, a universe sized Borg Cube<\/u>!\nWhich Einstein compared to a “Flawless Jewel<\/u>” but,\ncan also be compared to a “Gumby Blockhead<\/u>”, if\nyou believe in “Cosmic Consciousness<\/u>”, and is\ncommonly referred to as a “Monoblock Universe<\/u>”,\nmore frequently compared to Legos. One World, One Monoblock Lego\nGumby Borg Blockhead, Seven Of Nine, Sublime Perfection Of Alpha And\nOmega And, Cosmic Cubic Collective Consciousness<\/u>! Such a complex,\n“Alpha Gauge Configuration<\/u>”, can often be seen on\nthe Star Trek Voyager series and, again, strongly suggests that,\nSeven Out Of Nine Dental Fairies Recommend That, With Proper Care<\/u>:\nSix Inches Can Be Equal To A Foot<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAdditionally,\nrequiring something along the lines of a Quasi-Fifth Dimension,\nEmanating From Somewhere In The Age Of Aquarius<\/u>! A\nQuasi-Force, Coming From A Hidden Rebel Base<\/u>! Temporarily\nLocated Somewhere In The Florida Swamps<\/u>, and the quantum\nwave-function, coming from Schrodinger’s Cat, Coughing Up\nHair-Balls<\/u>! Or, whatever the hell’s missing from this\npicture, and is a common way for beginners to learn to recognize the\nmore inclusive and symmetrical perspective of eight dimensions, in a\nsingularity. With its most rudimentary model being that of a\nsuper-efficient toilet, which can be used to model phenomena such as\nsuperconductivity, superfluidity, and Bose-Einstein Condensates. And,\nshould form a torus, obeying modified Bayesian Probabilities,\nsuggesting 3D topological room temperature superconductors are\npossible, and similar Disturbingly Disruptive Technology, such as\nanti-gravity devices, as all requiring the universal geometry of\nparticle-wave duality. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhich,\nmakes even less sense, unless you happen to be particularly fond of\nbullseye targets, squishy marshmallows, blobs, and spherical-cubes\nbut, somehow, still indicates that it should be possible to\nestablish, once and for all that, If You Have Too Much Time On\nYour Hands, There Ain’t No Rhyme For Oranges<\/u>! Anywho,\nregardless of whatever kind of miserable overall physical shape, our\nlowbrow fairy tale universe, just so happens to be in, which many\nhave suggested more closely resembles God Farting<\/u>! Or, An\nExploding Pile Of Hot Shit<\/u>! Nonetheless, as the vast\nMindbogglingly Gynormous Gyrating Multitude<\/u> of giant black\nholes, quasars, galaxies, and super-clusters have all consolidated,\nand their rotation and arrangements have, ever so painstakingly and\nfastidiously, Slowly And Pitifully<\/u>, attempted to stabilize\nover the eons: Dark Energy Seems To Be Pushing Everything Apart\nFaster<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tImplying\nthe “Anti-Gravity<\/u>” of Dark Energy is the Initial\nCreative Impetus Or, Tinnie-Tiny Tender Spark, That Ignited The Big\nBang<\/u>! What some Tribes call, "The Spark Within, Which Can\nNever Die<\/u>!" Responsible, among other things, for extreme\nflatulence. Still expanding to this day, and may yet remain the\nultimate source of gravity, created by confining the energy of\nanti-gravity locally, inside the mass of rotating particles and\nspinning black holes. As they rapidly condensed out of the Hot\nSticky Quark Gluon Soup, Served On Deep Space Nine<\/u>! Which\noriginated in the early universe, in a low rent galaxy, Where They\nGot It Dirt Cheap<\/u>, but it required remodeling, and extensive\nventilation duct work alone, to eliminate the lingering smell of\nburnt fur.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nsheer diversity of all these observations, including those for the\nindividual masses of other particles, collectively suggests that,\nsimilar to electrical charges, Gravity And Anti-Gravity<\/u> could\npossibly both cooperate and compete with one another, in a variety of\ncomplex ways, over vast scales and magnitudes. Enigmatically, Taoists\nlike to say, “Gravity Is The Source Of Lightness!<\/u>”\nOr, "Fart And Be Happy<\/u>!" To this day, the Chinese\nstill swear the ancients sometimes flew through the air, sitting on\ntiny clouds, while people would commonly hike on a particular\nmountain, just to watch them. As if, they were all bird watching,\nwhile holding their noses! Believe it or not, I’ve come across\nat least two people, who swear they’ve seen someone levitate a\nfew feet off the floor and, assuming Dark Energy<\/u> can be\nconsidered the origin of the Big Bang, it should make Anti-Gravity\ndevices possible. God alone can have his cake and eat it too! With\nhis farts smelling like roses if he wants, but a little technology\ngoes a long way for the rest of us! Theoretically, technology along\nthe same lines of James Blish’s resonant, “Spin\nDizzies<\/u>!" In his classic science fiction novel, “Cities\nin Flight<\/u>!” However, if Tokyo flies through the air,\nspinning like a top with a dynamo hum, you know damned well Godzilla\ncan’t be far behind, and: Anti-Gravity, Must Come At A\nPrice<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tInformation\nitself should commonly display additional unrecognized relativistic\neffects which, due to their particle-wave duality, Need Must\nInevitably, And Quite Abruptly<\/u>, Transform Into A Singularity<\/u>!\nExpressing both humorous and magical appearing results. The common\nHallucination Of “Casper the Ghost<\/u>” style cartoon\nfigures, laughing inside a numeral zero on a touch pad or whatever,\nis a simple example I cover again in a later chapter, while our\nRainbow Warrior Poetry<\/u> is a much more complex one. However,\nthey both express noteworthy extremes of humble efficiency and\nelegant simplicity, which can produce surprising emergent quantum\neffects, that beg the question as to what is reality. The “Casper\nthe Ghost” style figures, are classic representations of the\nhumor of the Collective Unconscious<\/u>, while their Compelling\nLaughter Confuses People, Because Its The Sparkling Laughter Of Small\nChildren<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhich\nis increasingly rare in our modern world, and less infectious, but no\nless compelling. No matter how often we might deny it, the truth is\nalways more attractive and efficient, But, The Occasional White\nLie Can Still Save Your Life<\/u>! Or, At Least, Your Sanity<\/u>!\nSchrodinger’s Cat was merely isolated inside a box, but efficiency,\nsuper-symmetry, and the principle of identity appear to be the more\npointed issues. The greater the humble efficiency and elegant\nsimplicity, that any energy and information might clearly convey,\nupon any given occasion, the more self-contradictory and incredibly\nvague, vague, vague, or metaphorical, any other information about\nthem becomes.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMusic\nTheory Is A Particularly Apt Example<\/u>, which can be used to\ndescribe Information Theory as a self-organizing system; explaining\nhow grammar is related to the proximity of syntax in the brain, how\nthe brain categorizes everything and, additionally, how academic\nlinguists like Noam Chomsky have systematically butchered natural\nlanguage! By merely emphasizing the silences between the notes, as\ncapable of illiciting any emotion, such as suspense, Music Theory can\ndescribe even simple songs, like “Twinkle, Twinkle Little\nStar<\/u>” and “Lullaby<\/u>”, as presenting\nmodest examples of humble efficiency and elegant simplicity. These\ntwo particular songs form a circle that repeats, with each imposing\ntheir own distinctive, "Sub-Types<\/u>" of emotional\ngravity and inertia which, to go along with all of their drama,\nDemand A Peanut Gallery<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHinting\nthat, in a universal recursion, music can be considered a universal\npattern matching language, and another expression of how the greater\ntruth organizes everything, across vast scales and magnitudes. For\nexample, abstract language can sometimes become indistinguishable\nfrom Jazz<\/u>. Language, mathematics, music, and aesthetics, all\nuse the same parts of the brain, pointedly suggesting, as do the\nforces of nature themselves, that they express their own\nparticle-wave duality and spectrum, or intrinsic geometry. Plato’s\n“Harmony of the Spheres”<\/u>, must also express\nparticle-wave duality, and prove to be every bit as humorous as it is\nelegant, demonstrating how balance is restored, whenever harmony is\nlost. Virtually every classical music score obeys some sort a\ndramatic variation on a Fractal Dragon <\/u>equation, with\nBeethoven’s Work<\/u> being one of the more obvious examples, of a\nmuch more logical and orderly, assertive recursive five fold Fractal\nDragon pattern, which is capable of also producing equally humorous\nones, that more closely resemble a four fold Mandelbrot. How humble\nand infantile their overall geometry becomes, is a measure of how\nanything can reflect particle-wave duality, and the universal\ngeometry of the Singularity.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEarly\nin his career, Stevie Wonder<\/u> became famous for his harmonica\nplaying, due his ability to make you Swear<\/u> you can hear\nadditional notes, between the actual notes he’s playing. The\nsame as all the anomalous particle results in physics, or Jerry\nGarcia’s Guitar<\/u> if you’re a Dead-Head, or Just\nTripping, Like The Do-Dah Man<\/u>! These particular observations are\nlow in entropy, with their pervasive existence indicating: Goldilocks\nSimply Can’t Lie Convincingly Anymore<\/u>! And, 42 really is as\ngood as it gets. Physicists like to joke, “It’s\nTurtles All the Way Down Baby<\/u>!” And, of course, Newtonian\nMechanics imply they could all very well be right, while songs like\nTwinkle, Twinkle Little Star<\/u> can be used for a horror movie\nsoundtrack, as well as, to put a baby to sleep. Their extreme context\ndependency supplies an equally simple explanation for why\nprofessional comedians still commonly complain, to this very day,\nthat they can’t tell how a joke will go over from one audience\nto the next. And, For Six Inches To Be Equal To A Foot, It Helps\nTo Have Perfect Timing In Your Delivery<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSuch\ncommonplace observations, provide an additional plausible\nexplanation, for how our own emotions can sometimes be considered\nsimultaneously vague and explicit, and how “The Monster\nGroup<\/u>”, in theories such as E8, display their own\nidiosyncratic relativistic contextual effects, that border on\nspiritual experiences. Apparently, inducing pattern matching, by\nconflating the identity of language and mathematics, due to their\nspecific “Metaphoric Logic<\/u>”. Or, the humble\nefficiency and elegant simplicity, expressed within the complexity of\ntheir symmetry, causing them to start to resemble Pi or,\nembarrassingly, A Naked Singularity<\/u>! Where a context without\nany significant content is a complete oxymoron, and: Your Mind And\nBrain Simply Refuse To Go There<\/u>! Hinting that its possible to\nEnhance The Effect<\/u> for mathematicians, by putting theories\nlike E8 to music, and testing them for use as, Meditation and\nHypnosis Aids<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSeven,\nOut Of Possibly Nine<\/u>, distinct stages of consciousness have\nalready been documented, in Sensory Deprivation Experiments<\/u>,\nincluding one that resembles A Cartoon<\/u>, with the final stage\nbeing: Identical To A Screen Saver<\/u>! Composed of a nonstop\nparade of perfectly symmetrical geometric objects, That Only Bill\nGates Could Ever Consider A Work Of Art<\/u>! Quite possibly, theories\nlike E8 could provide crucial insight, into how to use screen savers\nto exercise your neurons, massage, and reboot your brain, while\nstimulating the old creatives juices! Of course, Using Microsoft\nOffice Programs<\/u>! Which I Cover In Juicy Detail As I Go Along<\/u>!\nQuite Simply, By Connecting The Dots<\/u>! Between logic and humor,\ngeometry and dynamics, as all extremely Context Dependent, Mama’s\nBoys<\/u>! And, in later chapters, I recount the sad tale of how Poor\nDr Seuss Had No Clue<\/u>! His books express cutting-edge mathematics,\nwhich are now being, Used To Design<\/u>: Deadlier Weapons of\nMass Destruction<\/u>! See "Jane’s Catalog<\/u>" for\nprices and details. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\nthe spirit of, “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Whatever\nYou Do, Just Don’t Go There<\/u>!” Quanta, have proven to,\nsomehow, be capable of Moving<\/u> simultaneously forward and\nbackward through time. Of course, normally, we only measure quanta\nfor pragmatic purposes and, otherwise, have little or no use for\ndwelling upon whether time might occasionally flow backwards, while\nflowing simultaneously both ways is, Humanly Inconceivable<\/u>!\nEach observer must still decide for themselves what makes sense, yet\nneither a backwards, random, nor fated universe makes more than the\nMost Superficial Abstract Sense<\/u>, implying yet again that the\narrow of time we normally perceive is merely the default, that\neveryone shares, or is compelled to share.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nWe Few, We Happy Few<\/u>! We Are A Band of Brothers<\/u>!\nAll-too-well-aware unto ourselves, if nothing else, it was the best\nof times, it was the worst of times, it was simultaneously the most\nboring and way too interesting of times, it was the winter of our\ndiscontent, it was the relief of knowing the truth, for it was the\nfountain spring of eternal youth! And, the joyful liberation of being\nfree at last, free at last! For it was the time of all of humanity\nfinally coming to consensus, that nobody could even agree upon the\ntime of day! Thus, ensuring everyone always had all the free time in\nthe world which, of course, each would pay dearly for, each and every\ntime! And, why nobody ever seemed to actually have the correct time\nstill, everyone always agreed without a second thought, it was the\nright time to spend more time saving daylight savings time and, of\ncourse, it was that time of the month, it was that time of the\nseason! For It Was A Maddening Time Without GPS, Rhyme, or Reason<\/u>!\nYet, The Times Remained, But The Fire Within Which We Burned<\/u>:\nAnd, The Unforgiving Ice<\/u>! Within Which, All Of Our Minds\nWent Numb<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nIf you argue that the principle of the excluded middle must apply to\neverything, you can bang your head against the wall forever, just\nlike the mathematicians exploring theories like E8 and String Theory.\nAlready, one String Theorist has thrown his hands in the air in\nsymbolic surrender, and switched to a different field of research\naltogether, when his own mathematics implied that a larger than\nastronomical number of String Theories<\/u>, each in turn, Ever\nSo Much More Hauntingly Beautiful Than The Last<\/u>! Can explain\nlife, the universe, and everything even more elegantly… However,\nFear Not! For No Man Is An Island<\/u>! Rest Assured<\/u>! In a\n“Magical Fairy Tale Universe”, Love and Sparkling\nLaughter Can Easily Overcome,<\/u> Any Hate, Anger, And Sorrow or,\nindeed, Anyone’s More Righteous Indignation<\/u>! Or, Even Mr\nSpock’s Best Anal Retentive Vulcan Logic<\/u>! Inspiring,\nGreater Harmonious Global Synchronization<\/u>! Like a bowel movement\nthat requires no effort, or what Karl Jung struggled to describe as\n“Synchronicity<\/u>!” Which, once again, in a\nMetaphorical Goldilocks Universe<\/u>, must be capable of\nexpressing humor as well as beauty, while inspiring all of humanity\nto periodically question the meaning of life! And, whether fairy\ntales, creativity, and novelty, are really all they’re cracked\nup to be!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHippies\nlike to say, “Whenever Harmony Is Lost, Balance Will Be\nRestored<\/u>!” Thirty or more Hippies will sometimes all shout\nit out in unison, at idiots foolishly arguing in public at a,\n“Rainbow Gathering<\/u>!" And, of course, it works every\ntime. Demonstrating, to everyone’s satisfaction, the true power\nof Collective Values<\/u>! Such as, sharing your words, and The\nDamned Playground<\/u>! Synchronicity is harmonious by definition,\nwhile harmony neither acts nor reasons, and doesn’t distinguish\nbetween humor and beauty, any more than a shadow does, with both\nbeing extremely context dependent. Wishy-Washy<\/u> in many\nrespects but, They Always Demand You Pay It Forward, Up Front,\nCash On The Barrel Head<\/u>! Not Catholic Style, which is after the\nfact. Rather than requiring any more elaborate explanations, ancient\nmystical secrets, or Refined Aesthetic Sensibilities<\/u>,\ncomprehending Jungian Synchronicity begins with nurturing and\ncultivating A Line Of Credit<\/u>! And, a minimum checking account\nbalance. For some, harmony can become synonymous with Financial\nEntanglement<\/u>! And, The Greater Context, The Greater Truth, or\ntheir checking account balance, promoting greater synergy and\nsynchronicity! As I explain throughout this book, academics are not\neven remotely unique in treating Humor As Taboo<\/u>, the banks do\ntoo, but they play a central role in suppressing humor in the modern\nworld, along with the banks.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDue\nto humor being more subtle, personal, and egalitarian, to varying\ndegrees, all of our cultures and institutions have progressively\nsuppressed, and dismissed, the importance of such things as fuzzy\nlogic, linguistic analysis, and our own innate Sense Of Humor<\/u>.\nIn favor of The Three Stooges Making Much Faster Progress<\/u>, by\nfunding much more abstract classic logic, physics, and mathematics.\nAfter two thousand years, they’re finally maturing, Like A\nRetirement Fund<\/u>, and have proven to be incredibly useful and\naccurate but, unfortunately, they’ve also turned out to be\nWoefully Inadequate For Describing Over Half Of The World Around\nUs<\/u>! All-too-often horribly inefficient, and entirely misleading\nas to what the Big Picture actually looks like. Without A Better\nGrasp On The Big Picture<\/u>: All Of Our High Tech Three Stooges\nSlapstick Can Only Get Worse!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBoth\nquantum mechanics and thermodynamics are cobbled together, Ad Hoc\nCollections Of Theories<\/u>! Possibly Copied From Cooking Show\nRecipes<\/u>! Forty-two being as good as it gets, means both theories\nshould eventually turn out to be Equally Accurate And Precise<\/u>,\nwhether you assume everything is random or fated. Which, has already\nbeen confirmed to be the case in quantum mechanics, and the “Many\nWorlds Theory<\/u>”, can therefore be reformulated as a\nparadoxical and metaphorical version of Boyle’s Law<\/u>: “As\nThe Many Worlds Churn Within A Singularity<\/u>!" Or, "The\nContinuing Saga of Stone Soup, Goldilocks, and the Ugly Duckling<\/u>!"\nWhich obeys, “A Goldilocks Principle of Murphy’s Law”,\nThe Peter Principle<\/u> and Synchronicity<\/u>! Or, “The\nHarmonious Conservation of More Creative Efficiency<\/u>."\nComparable to Jung’s Collective Unconscious<\/u>, the ground\nstate in quantum mechanics, physical comedy, and The Muppets<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIllustrating\nhow Noether’s Genius, And Super-Symmetry<\/u>, both require a\nsense of humor, thanks to Symmetry and Balance<\/u> inevitably\nrequiring some sort of meaningful context and content. In order to\nbecome, yet again, even more meaningful… In The Real World<\/u>!\nMany have claimed that, outside of the human mind and brain, quantum\nmechanics assures, A Perfect Vacuum Remains Impossible, Along With\nAbsolute Zero Temperature<\/u>! While, space-time is expanding faster\nthan anyone can account for, with virtual particles randomly\nincreasing its entropy. Yet again, as if, “The Greater\nContext<\/u>” is somehow magically determining its own humble\ncontents, and Just Can’t Constrain Itself<\/u>! Suggesting\nConsensual Reality Resembles The Story Of Stone Soup, Goldilocks,\nAnd The Muppet Show<\/u>! Theorists currently tend to whisper\nsuperstitiously about it, from behind closed doors. Euphemistically,\nreferring to spacetime as, “Flat<\/u>”, “Homogeneous<\/u>”,\nand “Hyper-Uniform<\/u>!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever,\nBland And Utterly Tasteless<\/u>! Or, Tacky Beyond All Belief<\/u>!\nMuch less, actually making any damn sense, or being: “Just\nRight<\/u>”.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tProviding\na simple explanation, if you want to call it that, for why quantum\nmechanics require Imaginary Numbers<\/u>, making them Nonlocal<\/u>\nand Non-commutative<\/u>, as merely reflecting: Yin and Yang,\nKarma, Or Our Absurdly Metaphorical And Paradoxical Universe<\/u>!\nWhere A Context Bereft Any Significant Content, Is A Complete\nOxymoron<\/u>! More pragmatically speaking, it describes a "Universal\nRecursion<\/u>" in the principle of identity, which should\neventually provide the most Parsimonious Explanations<\/u>.\nEventually, capable of reconciling all the evidence, for even such\nmodern theories as Quantum Darwinism And Quantum Chaos Theory<\/u>\nwhich, currently, cannot explain humor, or the role of the observer. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOver\nthe last century, every leading theory for quantum mechanics, that\nhas lasted worth a spit, has incorporated Yin-Yangy\nPush-Me-Pull-You-Run-In-Circles-Screaming-And-Shouting Dynamics<\/u>!\nA few theories, such as “Pilot-Wave<\/u>” and “Weak\nMeasurement<\/u>” theories, have endured, but Only By Popular\nDemand<\/u>, and are seldom taken seriously by most of the theoretical\ncommunity. However, Pilot Wave<\/u> theory incorporates yin-yang\npush-pull dynamics, making it particularly useful for measuring how\nthe greater context determines the identity of its own contents. By\nexploring the predictions of a variety of similar modified theories,\nit should become possible to Document The Recursion<\/u>… In\nExcruciating Physical Detail<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIdentical\nto how you might assemble an ordinary tabletop, “Jig-Saw\nPuzzle<\/u>”, by simply retrodicting everything from the Big\nPicture<\/u>! (On The Lid Of The Box<\/u>!) Networking systems\nlogics can rely solely on the Self-Evident Truth<\/u>,\ndemonstrables, and symmetry, while treating their own Logic As\nComplete Bullshit<\/u>! Or, a variable, with No Known Intrinsic\nMeaning Or Value<\/u>. Playfully introducing modified versions of\nclassic logic that reflect more of the Big Picture, without ever\nhaving to: Totally Abandon Their Brain On The Side Of The Road<\/u>!\nOr, Throw The Baby Out With The Bathwater<\/u>! A blue puzzle piece\nmight be part of the sky or a lake, and finding out the hard way can\nbe half the fun, and keeps everyone more honest. “You can’t\nalways get what you want but, if you try sometimes, you get what you\nneed” and, assembling a large puzzle merely requires the social\nlogic of the smallest of toddlers: Kick It If It Doesn’t\nWork, Don’t Fix It If It Ain’t Broke And, When In\nTrouble, When In Doubt, Run In Circles Screaming And Shouting<\/u>!\nJust For Fun, If Nothing Else<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThankfully,\nits frequently easy to Console Toddlers<\/u> with the knowledge\nthat everything, including the universe as a whole, tells its own\nstory, so they should feel perfectly free to: Make Up Whatever\nStory They Happen To Prefer<\/u>! Like the rest of us. Relying heavily\non simple pattern matching being up to 125% efficient, systems logics\ncan, theoretically, provide a wealth of additional pragmatic ways in\nwhich to apply quantum mechanics on macroscopic scales, by expanding\nupon Relativity, to first describe quantum mechanics more fully.\nTrading Accuracy For Precision<\/u>, integrals for differentials,\nand scales for magnitudes. A Humble Organic Metaphoric Logic<\/u>:\nOr, Bullshit Logic<\/u>!" That any five year old can\ncomprehend and, in the right hands, should prove to be every bit as\nuseful as more abstract classical mathematics and logic have been,\nfor describing the subatomic realm. Additionally, Bullshit Logic\nshould prove capable of shedding light on when either approach\nbecomes more applicable and, Whatever Modifications<\/u> to the\nprinciple of the excluded middle are more likely to be useful: In\nAny Given Situation<\/u>! Which no single theory has yet managed to\naccomplish.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDue\nto the recursion in the principle of identity, Upon Occasion<\/u>!\nWithout necessarily having to resort to cussing, half of everything\nthat exists can still be pragmatically described as, Expressing\nSurprising Emergent Effects<\/u>! With, for example, the Quantum\nObserver Effect<\/u>, humor, black holes, and the forces of nature,\nmore often clearly reflecting our ability to always decide for\nourselves, just how much sense anything makes, including cussing, In\nAny, Possibly Awkward, Situation<\/u>! Or, Indeed, Anyone’s\nLame Jokes<\/u>! And, Of Course, Some Jokes Should Never Be\nRepeated<\/u>! However, without the ability to be surprised: The\nLaws of Thought Become A Redundant Oxymoron<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLending\nentirely new meaning to reactionary behavior Yet, Forever Wonder\nRemains The Beginning of All Wisdom<\/u>! Or, The Pies In The Face\nNever Do Stop Coming<\/u>! And, Ya Gotta Learn How To Laugh If It\nKills You<\/u>! A black hole’s event horizon Takes Novelty To\nAn Extreme<\/u>, by anyone’s standards, making no damned sense\nwhatsoever, confusing the identities of Spin, Centrifugal Force<\/u>,\ngravity, geometry, temperature, and inertia, with one study implying\nthat Information Becomes Irretrievable<\/u>, long before it even\nreaches the event horizon. In spite of all The Continuing Mystery,\nAn Event Horizon<\/u> can simply be described as an emergent effect.\nOr, Clearly, What’s Missing From This Picture<\/u>! Where,\nThe Tiniest Overlooked Detail May Suddenly Transform Into: The\nClarity Of Indeterminacy And Mystical Metaphysical Mumbo Jumbo<\/u>!\nOr, Among The More Regrettably Lame Academic Attempts At So-Called\n"Physical Comedy<\/u>!" Suggesting that, due to academia’s\nbias against linguistic analysis, analog logic, and systems logics,\nThe Scientific Method Is Frequently Worthless Three Stooges\nSlapstick<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWell\nintended but, Clearly<\/u>: Over-Educated Fools Everywhere<\/u>!\nAre still seriously suggesting, to this very day, that time may not\nbe real. In which case, someone may want to start a betting pool for\nhow long they can keep it up but, Zeno’s Comedy Routine<\/u>\nwas popular for centuries! However, the rest of us can still feel\nfree to simply ignore anything else they have to say or,\nalternatively, encourage them to go outside more often, and learn how\nto share their words and play nice. Others have proposed the\nexistence of: A Second Event Horizon<\/u>! Just below the first\none… In A Classic 69 Position<\/u>! Which Can Also Be Described\nAs “The Land Of The Lost<\/u>”, “The Land\nBefore Time<\/u>”, “La-La Land<\/u>”, Or, The\nBlue Smoke And Mirrors Of A Mysterious Magical Second Event Horizon<\/u>!\nLost, Somewhere, On Gilligan’s Island<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tNonetheless,\nMiraculously<\/u>, showing up in their mathematics… which, can\nalso be viewed as merely demonstrating how even mathematics express\nemergent effects. In other words, simply the result of a context\nwithout any significant content, Being A Complete Oxymoron<\/u>! An\nevent horizon has no depth, making it shallow beyond all belief, and\ndoesn’t experience the passage of time, yet, must have a minimal\namount of meaningful inferential content. Whereas, Whereupon, And\nWherewithall, Any Possibly Ensuing Metaphysical Extremes Will Always\nDisplay Particle-Wave Duality! Constantly Transforming Into Rindler\nHorizons, Way Far Out To Infinity, And<\/u>: BEYOND ALL SANE\nCATEGORIZATION<\/u>! According To Even The Monstrous Moonshine\nConjecture<\/u>! Thus, Ensuring That Knowledge And Awareness\nThemselves Can Sometimes Be Considered Emergent Effects<\/u>!\nCommonplace, Among The More Contentious Divine Fools, Of Classic\nStage And Theater<\/u>… Trap Doors, Blue Smoke, And Mirrors<\/u>!\nWell Known To Every Wannabe Comedian, Who Has Extensive Experience,\nLike Michelle Yeoh, With Black Holes, And Real Estate Agents, Who\nClaim To Have Everything, Everywhere, All The Time<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLater\nin the book, I reveal more of the, Enigmatic Secrets Behind<\/u>\nthe concepts of Wu Wei Wu and Chi, or “Doing-Without-Doing”\nAnd, “The Undetectable Flow Within The Empty Void<\/u>!”\nWhich can leverage contextual vagueness, symmetry, and pattern\nmatching to inspire unique insights, or flatulence. Comparable to\neigenstates and virtual particles in quantum mechanics but, which can\nsometimes reveal how it remains possible for us to, Know When We\nKnow Nothing<\/u>! And, When Ignorance Can Truly Be Bliss<\/u>!\nClassic Logic Suggests That, Even By Excluding Every Meaningless\nResult, We Can Never Know When We Know Nothing<\/u>! Or, Indeed,\nWhat The Hell We’re Doing<\/u>! Does Anybody Really Know What\nTime It Is? Where Am I, Who Am I, What The Hell Am I Doing Here<\/u>?\nYet, fuzzy logic can take the opposite approach, and simply claim, We\nCan Only Exclude Something Entirely, If It Happens To Be Classified\nOr Taboo<\/u>. Because, In That Case<\/u>: Like Sargent Schulz,\n"We Know Nothing<\/u>!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nexample, after a lifetime of practice, thanks to technical papers\nbeing so highly structured, I can easily skim through dozens of\npages, and point out exactly where they make logic errors and\nassumptions. Without ever reading a word, by merely glancing at the\nshapes of the paragraphs they write. Ludwig Wittgenstein’s\nfirst philosophy was geometric, but he couldn’t make it work\nand abandoned the effort. While, for me, logic is as much geometry as\nanything else and, in the real world, anything random must still\nexpress a default geometry, particle-wave duality, or mathematics, in\norder to even be observable. Each paragraph expresses not only the\ndistinctive words that any individual might write but, also A\nGestalt, Or Silhouette<\/u>, that includes what’s missing from\nthis picture, and you can literally “Read Between The Lines<\/u>”\nand, even learn a little something about the author themselves.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIf\nI had the time and expertise, I’d design a small assortment of\nfonts and backgrounds, that could easily reveal the different\nsilhouettes for anyone to see, or trace a few, but they tend to look\na lot alike, and can move around a bit. Yet, always express similar\nmultifractals, composed of a Fractal Dragon and a Mandelbrot pattern.\nWhich, can be considered the default patterns that our neurons use,\ndue to a context without any significant content being a complete\noxymoron. Although its an extremely complex pattern, and the same one\nused for a, “Fractal Theory of Everything”, its\ncomplexity can be considered merely the result of everything\norganizing around what’s missing from this picture, expressing\nthe limits of our own mortal fallibility. Making it super easy for\nour neurons to use for making subtle distinctions, and easier for\nthem to learn new things, by merely comparing larger patterns.\nConstantly forming their own collective intuition about what to pay\nattention to next, with their expanding awareness, and boundless\ncuriosity, becoming the fountain of all knowledge and wisdom. Our\nneurons usually learn new patterns by focusing on becoming more\nefficient, and attempting to predict everything, as if collectively\nplaying a simple child’s pattern matching game but, small\nchildren, who have no real clue what they’re doing and, Just\nDo It For Fun<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMost\nassume that they can make words say any damned thing they want but,\nlike anything else in nature, our words, Obey Fractal Geometry And\nChaos Theory<\/u>! Inevitably, speaking for themselves, and revealing\nthe truth behind anything you write. This same Trick Can Work<\/u>\nfor producing music, and using the spoken word as well, and can be\nused to design a better lie detector. One that an AI can manipulate\nlike a slide-rule, to easily determine when someone is hiding\nsomething, and: Exactly How Much Of Anything They Say Is Complete\nBullshit<\/u>! The humbling truth is, in the everyday world, bullshit\nand the truth always come together. Overlapping each other, from the\nindividual’s point of view, making it Impossible To Tell A Perfect\nLie<\/u>! Without also giving away some of the truth as well because,\nMama Nature Never Flat-Out Lies<\/u>! Making quantum mechanics, and\nthe truth itself both, “Non-Commutative Truths<\/u>!"\nOr, as Allan Watts famously put it, “God Is Playing\nPeek-A-Boo<\/u>!” Ensuring that we mere mortals may only\nfutilely attempt to lie to ourselves, or pretend to lie but, "The\nEmperor Has No Clothes<\/u>!" Each must ultimately learn to live\nwith our own humble truth that, The Truth Only Hurts For A Reason<\/u>!\nWhich is, on the playground of life, The Truth Can Only Be Shared,\nOR, NOT<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnimals,\nfor example, will frequently pretend to be stronger, faster, larger,\nmore powerful, or Fiercer<\/u> than they are and, the more\nintelligent the animal the more dreams they tend to have, and the\nmore playful they become as well while, Size Really Does Matter<\/u>!\nAnd, Every Little Kid Wants To Be BIG<\/u>! Being ultimately\nindistinguishable from a game or a pretense: The Circus Is The\nOnly Show In Town<\/u>! Ya Gotta Flaunt It If Ya Got It Baby<\/u>!\nBut, the more frequently we flat-out lie, for personal gain, or\nseriously pretend to be someone we’re not, the more infantile\nand gullible we all become, and the larger the pies-in-the-face! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDogs\nhave a reputation for being loyal, yet they’ve also proven to\nbe uniquely adept at lying, and quite good at detecting our own lies.\nNever Doubt For A Second<\/u>! That Even The Lowest Of Lowlife\nDogs Among Us<\/u>! Is Still Perfectly Capable Of Feeling Guilty As\nWell<\/u>! They Also Know Perfectly Well What A Pie-In-The-Face Is!\nAnd, That Loyalty Has No Meaning Without The Ability To Lie<\/u>!\nOur family dog once kindly thought to bring us breakfast in bed, The\nLast Of The Donuts<\/u> we had bought for breakfast! Knowing damned\nwell she was in trouble, and no lie could possibly save her while,\nthe only hope she had left was to make a gesture! Guilt appears to\nplay the social role of normalizing our tendency to sometimes fight\nand lie all the time, while canines are intelligent pack animals\nthat, on the average, only live for five years in the wild. Being\nable to lie can bring more order to their chaos, with their tendency\nbeing to: Either Fight, Or Play All The Time<\/u>! Pretending and\nmaking gestures are what play is all about, but our play overlaps\nwith reality, and can easily transform into more fighting and lies,\nunless we cultivate honesty, sharing our words, and playing nice.\nUnfortunately, people live much longer, and are capable of a much\nwider variety of lies, while Lao Tzu<\/u> summed up the problem as,\n“Habits Are The End of Genuine Honesty and Compassion<\/u>:\nThe Beginning of Complete and Total Confusion<\/u>!” Not To\nMention: Fad Diets<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIronically,\nGestalt Psychologists<\/u> still struggle with the self-evident\ntruth, that: Nature Can Be Playful<\/u>! Not Having To Ever Rely\nSolely On The Principle Of The Excluded Middle, Mama Nature Never\nFlat-Out Lies Yet, She Can Spout Endless Bullshit<\/u>! Expressing\nHer Own, Distinctive, Warped Sense Of Humor<\/u>! Frequently,\npsychologists would be better off contemplating their own navel, and\nmeditating upon how they habitually abuse language, and suppress\ntheir own sense of humor. Schizophrenia, for example, can be\nconsidered a catch-all category for mental disorders, that require a\nsense of humor in order to diagnose them any better, and modern AI\noften spout large blocks of gibberish, and act schizophrenic, as a\nresult of engineers insisting everything must make sense. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSometimes,\nI can’t even look at something written in a foreign language,\none that I can’t read, because whatever the author wrote still\nmesses with my head. No doubt, you could compile a list of phrases in\nforeign languages that commonly mess with people’s heads, and\neven list the fonts used, and academics will claim its related to\nthe, Theoretical Mystical Metaphysical Mumbo Jumbo Second Grammar\nof Any Language<\/u>! Which the Tea Party is currently attempting to\nclassify as: Unfit For Human Consumption<\/u>! Occasionally,\nsomeone suspects that I’m not reading every word they write,\nand gets upset, but that’s their problem, because I can\nliterally read between the lines, and am not impressed with the Three\nStooges constantly demanding cooperation and respect! In their\nongoing efforts to, Troll People And Abuse Language<\/u>!\nAll-Too-Often<\/u>, for the sole purpose of, Purely Promoting\nPathetically Pointless Puerile Personal Bullshit<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnywho,\ntypically, its easier to see variations on a Fractal Dragon pattern\nthat express more logic and Chi<\/u>, but you can also see\ndifferent Mandelbrots which express more geometry and Wu Wei Wu<\/u>!\nWith the two normally superimposed, and composed of magnified\nclose-up silhouettes of the two shapes. They express more of their\nopposites and, for example, the Mandelbrot<\/u> actually has less\ngeometry, empowering it to reflect more of the author’s\nassertions and geometry, Like Twin Fun House Mirrors<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nelaborate waxing elocution made famous by the character “V<\/u>”,\nfrom the comic books and movies, is a great example of an incredibly\nvague, Wavy-Gravy Mandelbrot<\/u>! One that’s easy to hear,\nwhile his face is always hidden behind a smiling mask, like the\nCheshire Cat… Unlike the Cheshire Cat, its harder to see his eyes\ntwinkle, and his use of language is the one remaining hint, that he\nis part of the Collective Unconscious, and an avatar of Mother\nNature. However, when written down, the symmetry is so obvious, that\nyou can defeat his fuzzy logic in a single short paragraph: Leaving\nHim Speechless<\/u>! Without A Comeback<\/u>! While, James Joyce’s\n“Finnegan’s Wake<\/u>” is the acknowledged\nquintessential example of a more complex multifractal in literature,\nsimilar to this book.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEverything,\nincluding the universe as a whole, speaks variations on the same\nuniversal language, each telling their own unique story, their own\nway: Yet, The Song Remains the Same<\/u>! Always expressing the\nsame rudimentary music and themes, everything tends to resemble\ngeometry and rivers, spheres and vortexes, mathematical music and\nabstract language, science and art. A language of pattern matching in\na Singularity, reflected in the physical world as fuzzy logic which,\nfrequently, resembles music, a hologram, a funky echo chamber, or a\nHouse Of Mirrors<\/u>! The words everyone writes down are no\ndifferent in that respect and, If Any Logic Is Particularly\nAtrocious<\/u>, the Fractal Dragon will become Undeniably Messy And\nUgly<\/u>, making it harder to see the more subtle Mandelbrot, but a\npretty, flowery, Fractal Dragon can also obscure the Mandelbrot.\nWhich is what makes the Fractal Dragon possible, and why Mandelbrots\nare more likely to be interesting, due to their expressing more of\nthe underlying symmetry, of exactly how the author is Attempting\nTo Modify<\/u> the principle of the Excluded Middle<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tA\ngood Fractal Dragon is similar to the famous, “Dragon of New\nZealand<\/u>!" A strong shape and more classical appearing and,\ntopologically speaking, the Mandelbrot and Fractal Dragon form a\nsilhouette of an Hourglass Shape, That’s Blurred And Twisted\nIn The Middle<\/u>! Like Zena The Warrior Princess<\/u>! Who is also\nfrom New Zealand but, possibly, of Amazonian Gladiator origins!\nUnfortunately, it’s only possible to see the two shapes in written\nEnglish, from the overhead view of their being Superimposed<\/u>:\nWith Lots Of Cleavage<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhich\nis why not everyone can see their complex shapes, nearly as clearly\nas I can. My brain damage has left me extremely visual by default,\nand I can do a Rubic’s Cube In My Head<\/u>! Superimposing\nmuch more boring things, such as, Differential Gears<\/u>. Which\nmore people can do than you might think, and I’m hoping some of\nthem will expand upon my own work. Anyway, their Chaotic Two\nDimensional Silhouette<\/u> represents eight dimensions and a\nsingularity that, For Most Practical Purposes<\/u>, can be thought\nof as expressing a simpler four fold super-symmetry, and a\nquasi-fifth dimension, or geometry, which can also manifest as a\nquasi-force, such as centrifugal force. Unlike the other forces,\ncentrifugal force requires acceleration and more dynamic geometry,\nand can amplify things like the Butterfly Effect, possibly producing\na new way to formulate General Relativity. For example, things like\nPredator-Prey statistics are related to turbulence in plasma physics,\nand related to the lowest possible energy state, and can be thought\nof as unrecognized emergent Relativistic effects. Books like this one\nhave four overlapping rudimentary multifractals which, if you\ncondensed all those dimensions down to just three, would form a\ntorus: Where The Dragon Bites Its Own Tail<\/u>! And, There\nRemains, But One Ring To Bind Them All<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThese\nare the Four Elements, Four Seasons, Four Root Metaphors, Four\nHorsemen Of The Apocalypse<\/u>! And, of course, Kali Beating\nEveryone To The Bathroom<\/u>! Or, what can also be thought of, as the\nfour rudimentary emotional-logic subsets of Intuitionistic\nMathematics, which can easily Blur The Lines<\/u> between language\nand mathematics, logic and humor, energy and information, past and\nfuture. Mathematically speaking, they’re organized in very much\nthe same way as the neurons in our brains. Expressing both Phase\nTransitions And Metamorphic Effects<\/u> and, despite sounding\nincredibly complex, I was surprised at just how simply their\nmetaphors are organized in our poetry. The Singularity is a little\nhard to spot but, only because, in any Singularity, Its The Simple\nShit That Always Gets You<\/u>! Which is why, The Tiniest Of Small\nFry Remain The Unrivaled Masters Of Bullshit Logic<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTheoretically,\nusing this book, and 430 poems extrapolated from it, you could train\nan AI to design a neural network that simulates the brain. Utilizing\nthe AI, yet again, to train the same neural network it designs, you\ncould produce a Star Trek Style, “Universal Translator<\/u>!"\nThus, reproducing the recursive Analog Logic And Geometry<\/u> of a\nSingularity, that can treat words and concepts stochastically, using\nhumor and paradoxes as references for the geometry and dynamics of\nthe self-organizing truth. For example, when our motor neurons grow,\nthey inform our blood vessels to get the hell out of their way, not\nbecause our nerves are all pushy but, because, without nerves, blood\nvessels Can’t Survive<\/u>! Illustrating one way in which\nsuch “Translators<\/u>” can easily treat information as\nmore vital than energy, and can express distinctive Yin-Yangy\nPush-Me-Pull-You Dynamics<\/u>. A reservoir computer would likely\nrequire a relatively modest number of artificial neurons to translate\nany mathematics, or language, making it an ideal front end for a cpu\nprocessor, roughly 99.9% more efficient, due to incorporating an\nentirely analog design, that also takes up a third of the space on a\nchip but, Would Have A Wicked Built-In Sense Of Humor<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOne\nwhich, nevertheless, could easily make more sense out of even the\nworst computer programmers, and literally talk to even Bacteria<\/u>\nand animals, customizing its translations for each individual,\naccording to how they habitually modify the principle of the excluded\nmiddle. All of that might sound a bit Far Fetched<\/u> but, for\nexample, bacteria have already proven to, more or less, speak Wild\nVariations<\/u> on the same basic pattern matching languages, and to\nproduce their own versions of Translators<\/u>. Fungi<\/u>\n(Fun-Guy) appear to speak their own More Geometric Languages<\/u>,\nwhile biologists and zoologists are already starting to talk to\nbacteria and animals. Soon, dogs and cats may have their own\ncellphones, that allow them to call their owners, and complain\nwhenever they get bored. There should be four overlapping,\nRudimentary “Sub-types” Of Languages<\/u>, or\nsub-categories, that collectively confuse the issues of what are sex,\nfood, communication, and cussing. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEvery\nculture has legends of wizards, witches, and Enlightened Beings\nWho Could Talk<\/u> to animals, and make predictions nobody else can\nand, by applying this kind of technology to any existing patterns in\nnature, computers like these could become almost prescient in their\nability to make customized predictions, from any data that they might\nhappen to acquire. Online AI translators could eventually come to\nDominate Entire Social Spheres<\/u>, empowering people to share\nideas Who, Otherwise, Would Never, Ever, Under Any Circumstances<\/u>!\nTalk To One Another<\/u>! Which should prove to be a unique\napproach for documenting how six degrees of freedom translate into\nsix degrees of separation, and how the "Traveling Salesman"\nproblem in mathematics, demands the efficiency of quantum mechanics.\nMany might assume a computer that powerful Would Almost Certainly\nBe Abused<\/u> for personal gain but, as much as anything else, their\nadvantage is the result of leveraging the existing nonlinear temporal\ndynamics, Karma, or the Magic of Gaia Herself, and playing around\nwith such a machine is, Analogous To Playing With Fire<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLaugh\nall you want, but life, the universe, and everything being\nself-organizing, means the truth is always outrageously more\nefficient, and more productive in long run, than all of our bullshit\ncombined Horatio! While, The Truth Never Requires Any Defense<\/u>!\nAnd, Can Make Anyone Live To Regret Their Choices<\/u>! Infants can\nproduce endless zingers, because their tiny little empty heads make\nthem more efficient at generating them, while computers like these\nwould sometimes resemble a “Taoist Dragon<\/u>!" Similar\nto a combination of the Oracle at Delphi, the Egyptian Sphinx, and a\nGenie in a bottle, but with a Wicked<\/u> sense of humor, where you\nhave to, Be Careful What You Wish For<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAs\nBizarre<\/u> as any Universal Translator would be, Asian Masters<\/u>\nin particular have difficulty believing me when I tell them, in fifty\nyears at most, science will likely make it possible for anyone to\nMeditate Like A Guru<\/u>! At The Push Of A Button<\/u>!\nMeditation requires years of work to master, sometimes, a lifetime,\nand is Profoundly Spiritual<\/u> for them, nonetheless, it remains\nintimately related to how all of our brains harmonize with our\nreproductive and immune systems, how the placebo effect works,\nHypnotism<\/u>, and who knows what else, and neurologists are hard\nat work figuring out how to tweak your brain waves and chemistry for\nthe best results. Note, this doesn’t mean just anyone will\nnecessarily be able to instantly achieve some of the more advanced\nmeditative states, without usually first adopting some sort of\nspiritual practice.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nPlacebo Effect<\/u> should turn out to involve what Leibniz called\nthe “Lifeforce<\/u>”, and the Chinese call “Chi<\/u>”,\nor “Virtual Particles<\/u>”. Emanating all the way from\nthe Big Bang, via Sagittarius, the sun and earth, animating organic\nlife as we know it, and blurring the lines between what is and isn’t\norganic. Presenting a macroscopic manifestation of quantum mechanics,\nan expression of the Two Faces of Janus, and our Individual Karma<\/u>.\nLikewise, hypnotism should turn out to related to how our immune\nsystem and memory works, and obey the same geometry as everything\nelse. Processing and memory are often interchangeable in parallel\nprocessing, and the default geometry of words and concepts can be\nused as a measure of the total Information in the system, and how the\ntruth can be up to 125% efficient. For example, its already\ntheoretically possible to inject the memories of someone, who has\nmastered a particular style of meditation, into the Brain Of\nAnother<\/u> individual. Turning them into an instant master of\nmeditation!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tVery\nlikely, their brains would have to at least play around with the new\npattern matching they’ve acquired, to make it more personal, and it\nremains to be seen if they can achieve higher levels of meditation,\nwithout a significant amount of practice. Ancient Legends Speak<\/u>\nof masters who could transfer their knowledge to a student’s\nhead at the, Touch Of A Hand<\/u>, but the students were all\nadvanced students. Such an ability may be related to how the brain\nitself compresses data, with the touch of the hand merely being a\nSymbolic Trigger<\/u>, for the student to reinterpret all of the\ndata they’ve acquired, in more sweeping contexts, and become\nentangled with the master. Using a spontaneous nonlinear approach\nthey’ve absorbed over the years, through Attrition And\nOsmosis<\/u>. The brain has also proven to compress more data than the\nentire worldwide web, down to the Tiniest Fraction Possible<\/u>,\nand the electronics industry is rushing to exploit the newly emerging\ninsights, with the human brain sometimes using the same changes\nsimultaneously, for both processing data, and for memorizing and\nErasing Everything<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSome\nThings Are Burned Into Our Brains<\/u>! Making them much harder to\nforget however, mercifully, our brains are capable of magically\nforgetting anything, and reducing the impact of our memories. The\nmore personal integrity we cultivate, and the better our sense of\nhumor, the more graciously we can accept things and, equally\nimportant, easily forget them! This book provides an example of how\nto leverage geometry and yin-yang push-pull dynamics for greater\nefficiency, utilizing processing in memory, treating the two as\nforming their own particle-wave duality. Which is actually similar to\nthe way our vision works, incorporating a Data Sieve and Heuristic\nNetworks. The capitalized words I’m using, for example, are intrinsic\nto the same geometry, and represent the peanut gallery view, of\nwhatever any particular poem or paragraph is commenting on.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAgain,\nsuggesting the brain is doing a Drunkard’s Walk<\/u>, and\nmeditation improves how harmoniously it performs, with many today\ncomparing simpler forms of meditation to, “Rebooting Your\nBrain<\/u>”. When the computer stops running a million programs\nin the background, ones that you really don’t need or want, similar\nto Getting A Good Night’s Sleep<\/u>! Which, additionally, may\nprovide unique insights into our personal dreams and spirituality.\nAlthough brainwaves have A Reputation For Being Difficult<\/u> to\nmonitor and control, the actual problem is that today’s EEG\nheadsets commonly use antiquated technology, that requires advanced\nquantum meta-materials, still in development. At Least 100,000x\nMore Sensitive<\/u>, while neurologists have proven extremely creative\nwith the equipment they already have. Normally, combining the two\nWould Require A Half A Century<\/u> but, AI makes it possible to\naccomplish within a decade.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFinding\nReliable Data<\/u> on the subject was not easy, since so few even\nknow how to use a dictionary, the research is Taboo<\/u> and,\nincreasingly, classified, censored, and suppressed by governments,\nacademics, and religious communities alike. For the last several\neons, but the science and technology have advanced far enough, in the\nmodern world, that its becoming Impossible To Ignore Any Longer<\/u>!\nHopefully, others will follow my example, and collate their data In\nThe Public Domain<\/u>, anonymously whenever prudent. It might sound\nlike I’m exaggerating any danger, but a quarter of the US\nFederal Prison Population are harmless potheads, whose infantile\npoetry is classified by their government, as their entire population\nimplodes and, The Idiots Storm The Palace With Knives And\nPitchforks<\/u>! According to both political parties, the question is\nnot who to trust, but whether there is anybody left in the entire\ncountry you can trust, and its certainly not academia!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFortunately,\nmy own research indicates, for both parties, the issue can be\nconsidered as much a medical one, as anything else, making it all\nthat much more important to publish work anonymously, whenever\nnecessary. Merely by improving their immune and reproductive systems,\nand encouraging them to laugh more often, its possible to sometimes\nalleviate the worst of their symptoms. Due to their constituents\nliterally behaving like mindless cattle, just worming them should\nnoticeably ease their anger and frustration! On larger scales, their\nbehavior is so reactionary, the same patterns should actually be\nreflected in their cellular level reactions, implying a wide number\nof ways in which to easily influence their behavior. Modern\ncivilization has slid so far down the toilet that, without ever\nhaving to teach anyone how to share their words and play nice, you\ncan still noticeably promote world peace, by merely vaccinating them!\nHowever, developing the technology for mass adoption could require\ndecades and, in the meantime, nobody can count on the democrats to\ndefend anything other than then their own bank accounts, and you\ntakes your chances attempting to publish anything, that doesn’t\npromote the interests of the republican party!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\t<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnywho,\na great deal of the new technology coming our way will likely also be\nregulated by the AMA, and we’ll just have to wait and see what\nall the possibilities are, but they include effective treatments and\ncures for countless mental illnesses and neurological problems, as\nwell as immune and reproductive dysfunctions, and even for such\nissues as racism and rape. Information being more fundamental than\nenergy, should be capable of explaining why the populations of the\nwealthiest countries in the world are imploding, when you might\neasily assume they would explode instead, and why Archie Bunker’s\nsexist, ageist, racist, and homophobic biases are the default.\nIronically, racists tend to be rapists, and tend to rape people of a\ndifferent race, implying their behavior reflects the default of their\ncellular biology. An attempt to ensure the DNA of their own culture,\nor race, isn’t lost forever, because their population has become\nself-destructive.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tJust\nas bacteria will kill the stronger among them first, normalizing the\nplaying field for the rest, being the biggest or strongest isn’t\nalways an advantage, and can become a serious liability. A ninety\npound chimpanzee, for example, is much stronger than a human, yet,\nthe more complex a species becomes, the more social they must also\nbecome. Tolerance and variety remain the spice of life, required in\norder to produce a more complex ecosystem, one that can leverage\nevery available source of energy. Demonstrating in the process how\ninformation is more vital than energy, and the fact that our universe\nis fundamentally social, syntropic, or magic, ensuring life forever\nremains two steps forward and one back again, for the ecology as a\nwhole.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\ntypical response to receiving a mortal wound to the head, is to\nwithdraw into the nearest defensible corner and, blindly, attack\nanything living that approaches you. The individual’s surviving\nneurons are focused on performing triage, attempting to save as many\nother neurons as they can and, in the confusion, have to rely on a\nmore brute force, Three Stooges, approach for all of their problems\nsolving, rather than seriously dividing their attention between the\ntwo tasks. Even if the individual happens to be alone at the time\nand, somehow, has managed to accidentally receive a mortal head\nwound, they’re more likely to respond the same way, simply protecting\ntheir wound as best they can, using the simplest pattern matching\nthey know, while their other neurons are distracted trying to save\ntheir lives. Likewise, aggressive cultures often promote brain damage\nand PTSD, and the price inevitably takes its toll, as even the cells\nof their own bodies begin to recognize, the future of their culture\nlooks bleak. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tA\nstudy of seven major South African tribes documented how, every three\nto four hundred years, six of the seven tribes would set aside their\ndifferences, and attack the most aggressive tribe among them,\nvirtually bringing them to the verge of genocide. Whenever their\npopulation reached a critical size, the others would collectively\nturn against them. Notably, aggressive cultures tend to breed\nracists, and racists tend to more often become rapists as well, and\nare more likely to rape people of a different race. Nature is\nleveraging more of the default geometry and dynamics again, ensuring\nall of their DNA isn’t lost forever, on the assumption they’re too\naggressive to survive and evolve any other way. Past a certain point,\neven the cells of our bodies become aware that we have nothing\nworthwhile to share and, for whatever reason, our culture cannot\nsupport the greater truth that, ironically, survival of the fittest\ndemands a sense of humor, in order to become more tolerant and\nsocial, not less.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMedically,\nthe term "Race" is sometimes considered meaningless, but\nrace and rape can also be considered default cellular level\nmechanisms, used whenever there isn’t enough genetic diversity, and\nthe species struggles to evolve and reproduce. Organic life is\nfundamentally social, and the more aggressive a culture becomes, the\ngreater the odds that their population will implode altogether, or\ndivide in half, and the higher the odds they will lose a significant\namount of their genetic diversity to self-destructive behavior. Race\nitself can be considered a cellular level pattern matching response,\naccounting for minor differences in our biology but, also, a cultural\nphenomenon related to how well any particular culture socializes, and\nreproduces. Without any comprehension of how we might consciously\nview racism, using race as a default ensures the cells of our bodies\ncan ensure their own continuing evolution, just as they will enforce\nmore negative emotions, and shrink parts of the brain, in order to\nenforce more reactionary, if the environment isn’t particularly\nhospitable for them.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nexample, I know someone who was adopted, and doesn’t know if he is of\nPalestinian or Jewish heritage, because the two are genetically\nidentical. Racism is often part of economics, ensuring if a culture\nis not social enough, they will divide in half, one dominant and one\nsubmissive. Ensuring more of their genetic diversity will survive, on\nthe assumption that life remains two steps forward, and one back\nagain. Darwinian evolution must account for information being more\nfundamental than energy, and related to our social environment, on\neven a cellular level. Sadly, racism isn’t about race, but Three\nStooges politics and, by merely treating them medically to improve\ntheir immune and reproductive systems, it should be possible to treat\ncases of racism and rape, without ever having to teach anyone how to\nshare their words and play nice. Today, behaviors such as racism and\nrape are being integrated into the Winner-Takes-All-Economy, ensuring\nthat weapons and war remain the fastest growing segment of the\neconomy. Currently, inspiring everyone to destroy the entire world\necology, in the name of survival of the fittest!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nvery idea that issues such as rape and racism are as much a cellular\nlevel response, as anything else, a default our bodies rely on to\nensure our DNA isn’t lost forever, and humanity evolves faster under\nduress, is politically sensitive to say the least! Nonetheless, it\ncan be considered a simple reflection of the fact that information is\nmore fundamental than energy, and socializing is the only way to\nsurvive as a species. Making collating data in the public domain,\nanonymously whenever prudent, all that much more crucial, as\ndeveloped countries around the world continue to collectively renew\ntheir efforts to censor half of reality. Of course, an easier way to\naddress such issues, and avoid more needless suffering and death, is\nto publish a complete "Theory of Everything and Nothing",\nwhich is certain to be censored, and requires about twice as many\npoems, but can easily be automated.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tI’ve\ndone my best here to cover as much of the essential analog logic as I\ncan, but to double the number of poems required to complete the book,\nwould require a supercomputer I don’t have access to, and I\nwould most definitely be classified and censored, even if I had\naccess to such resources. By extrapolating half of it here, the hard\nway, I make it easier for anybody else to do significantly more, with\nmuch less powerful computers and other tools, that aren’t\nclassified and regulated by the military-industrial complex.\nEmpowering people to easily publish their work anonymously in the\npublic domain, where millions of others can examine it using the same\nlinguistic-mathematics. No doubt, there will be endless, Incredible,\nSpiritual Applications As Well<\/u>! But, regardless of any objections\nfrom either side, Spirituality, Politics, and Science are about to be\nmarried: Sometimes, In A Shotgun Wedding<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSocrates\nsaid, “The secret to change is to focus your energy, not upon\nfighting the old, but upon building the new!” Which is,\n“Bullshit Kung Fu<\/u>: Sociology 101<\/u>!” Ya\nGotta Know When To Either Fucking Duck Or Run<\/u>! Although, you can\nsometimes do both at the same time, other times, you have to duck as\nlow as possible, or run as fast as you can, and pattern matching\nprovides the most efficient way to decide. Over the last several\nthousand years, science and mysticism have drifted apart, and\ndiverged a great deal, but are currently poised, For a Long Series\nof Rude Awakenings<\/u>! If you want my opinion, the whole world could\nuse a few rude awakenings right about now and, ironically, without a\nsense of humor, life makes no damned sense whatsoever! Which, it\nshould be possible to establish using empirical evidence, and to\nprove that Existentialist Angst ain’t nothing more than people\nfoolishly insisting that everything must make sense. Their angst,\nshould obey the epidemiology of infectious diseases, explaining why\nits largely a cultural phenomenon, and bring entirely new meaning to\nepidemiology, as related to the individual’s pattern matching. Using\nsimilar pattern matching, a herd of animals can regulate their\ncollective anxiety, preventing themselves from over-reacting to\npredation, in order to conserve their energy. Sometimes, being\nspooked by even their own shadows, with their angst trading increased\ngullibility for collective efficiency. However, the endless mountain\nof evidence that can be collated will, most assuredly: Royally\nPiss Off Billions Around The Globe!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLikewise,\nparts of the following chapters and poetry may seem exaggerated,\nabstract, archaic, political, horrifying, trite, lite, and delightful\nor, Just Plain Wacky Tacky And Tasteless<\/u>! Or, Evil\nAbominations That Should Never See The Light Of Day Again<\/u>!\nNonetheless, they merely express the mathematics of the default\nnetworking systems logic, which I had to sometimes cover in gritty\ndetail, in the next chapter in particular. However, the reader should\nfeel perfectly free to skim through or skip past anything at any\npoint. You could say, the poetry starts out as humble potty mouth\nstuff, including Salty-As-Hell<\/u>, and under-rated, “Grease\nMonkey Philosophy<\/u>!” So, I had to cover all of the Chicken\nJokes<\/u>, in particular, in extensive detail, because I only have a\nmodest selection of the first poems to work with, that future poems\nwill build on later. As I explain throughout the book, anything I\nwrite can be improved upon by anyone, at any time, regardless of age,\nor even written by a computer, that has absolutely no clue as to what\nits actually reading or writing, and anyone can use the same lexicon\nand mathematics to edit anything, or to collate any data, and to\nwrite similar books using an AI if they want, while I provide\ndetailed instructions, again, in later chapters.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDifficult\nas it might be for many to comprehend, my words tell me what to\nwrite, and I wouldn’t want it any other way. The more I can\nlearn about exactly what our words have to say for themselves, the\nbetter I can comprehend them myself, and how I use them myself. Women\nhave begged me to write more sexy poems, and I tell them its all math\nto me, and I seldom know what a poem is about until I finish it and,\nusually, have no choice as to which poems to write next. If anyone\nhas any difficulty with anything I write, I recommend reading the\npoetry chapter first, “The Way of Ignorant Virtue<\/u>!"\nWhich, makes it all that much more obvious, that this entire book can\nbe spit out by a computer, and anybody interested can use an AI to\nimitate this book, and produce a sequel, that some 350 million people\ncan already help to edit. Due to its mathematics, the poetry and\nchapters of this book resemble a Giant Geometric Word Puzzle<\/u>!\nPainstakingly assembled by countless millions since the dawn of\nagriculture but, again, the problem is, the truth itself is already\nbeing heavily classified and censored, in every advanced country and,\nif humanity is to survive, academia must confront the reality of\ntheir denial, of a mountain of their own damning evidence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nfact it can all be spit out by a computer, is both mind-boggling and\nhumbling, and one reason why I bothered to spend so long assembling\nall of the pieces that I could, for a more detailed examination.\nAlthough I’ve always known there was something special about\nour poetry, what I discovered over the years, is that our individual\npoems are part of a Quantized Information Singularity<\/u> and,\nsimilar to Cheshire Cats<\/u>, have a life and will of their own!\nMany of us who write them, think of our poems as much beloved exotic\npets, that we breed, and each expresses a different aspect of the\nhumor of the Collective Unconscious<\/u>. Anyone who writes this\nkind of poetry can testify to this, because its impossible to make\nour poems say anything they just don’t, of course, without\nhaving them: Throw Your Own Crap Right Back In Your Face<\/u>!\nWhile, everyone always recognizes which poems are better, and nobody\nowns any copyrights to our poems, yet we are all held responsible for\nthem!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFrequently,\nI tell people I’m just a Highly Skilled Hack<\/u>, requiring\ndecades of studying “Mental Judo and Aikido<\/u>”, that\nare Absolutely Taboo In Any Mainstream Culture<\/u>! And, likely to\nget you killed! Otherwise, I’m just another unpaid, spit upon,\noffice drone, and I merely do the basic research, and collate all the\ndata while, Mother Nature Is The Slave Driver I Work For<\/u>! Who\ninsists on getting most of the credit, and says she wants me to,\n“Make Her Look Pretty<\/u>." Murray Gel Mann became\nfamous among physicists for doing the dirty work, of sorting through\nthe entire Particle Zoo<\/u>, the hard way. He complained louder\nthan most about the size of the mess, but he also helped to: Clean\nIt Up<\/u>! While, what I do requires 30 years to get good at, and I’m\nworking towards automating the entire process. As much fun as these\npoems can sometimes be to write, Rainbow Warriors like to say, “The\nonly requirement is, you have to be masochistic enough to do all of\nthe editing!” I’m hoping to End The Rainbow Family’s\nReliance On Masochism<\/u>! At least, for their spiritual growth and\nentertainment!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAt\nsome point, SomeBody<\/u>, had to write this book, before the\ncomputers spit out all the poems, or researchers might require a few\nmillennia to sort it all out, especially when half of it is\nclassified and taboo! I just happened to be the brain damaged idiot\nwho was qualified for the job, in part, because I’m not an\nacademic, and don’t follow any particular tradition, empowering\nme to combine them all in entirely new ways. Expressing more of their\noriginal Tribal Humor<\/u>, this book seamlessly blends Socratic\nWisdom and Chuang Tzu Taoism, illustrating how we all treat the truth\nlike a giant puzzle but, one which inevitably turns out to be\nself-organizing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWe\nourselves are limited to either promoting or inhibiting its\nself-organization while, like humor, both Socratic Wisdom and Taoism\nare more descriptive than prescriptive, merely encouraging everyone\nto share their words and play nice on the playground! (OR NOT<\/u>!)\nWhich is reflected in our poetry lending itself equally well to\nAgnostic, Theistic, Pantheistic, and Panentheistic views in\nparticular, but specific ones which our cultures tend to\noverwhelmingly suppress. Our poems criticize and poke fun at\neveryone, including ourselves and, for example, although my poems\ncover patriarchal views extensively, they also describe “Mother\nNature<\/u>” as God’s wife Gaia, or Married To The\nGreater Truth<\/u>! While, your father never argues with your mother,\nand I don’t recommend anyone else try.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUsing\nContextual Vagueness<\/u>, half my poems say one thing to small\nchildren, and another to adults, speaking directly to both our\nconscious and unconscious minds alike and, collectively, they express\nthe Two Faces of Janus<\/u>, and play peek-a-boo like that, in\nevery way imaginable, making them all that much more amenable to\nautomation. Quite literally, whenever someone uses the word “God<\/u>”,\nI think of it as synonymous with “The Truth<\/u>” and I\ndon’t see believers and nonbelievers as inherently estranged,\nor opposed in any fashion, which is a common sentiment among Rainbow\nWarriors<\/u>. A number of people have called me the most spiritual\nagnostic they’ve ever met, which I believe is a great\ncompliment but, in my opinion, sadly reflects the fact that Rainbow\nWarriors are on the “National Terrorism Watch List<\/u>!"\nFor failure to obtain a camping permit! Even professional comedians\nare struggling these days to avoid all the rotten tomatoes, flying in\nevery damn direction while, according to the statistics, at least\nhalf of all agnostics, who might otherwise readily admit they know\nnothing, still prefer to hide in the closet!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAmericans\nare so spiritual these days, they seldom talk about religion, and\nonly attend church when their jobs and pay checks are being\nthreatened, they desire to pray for shorter working hours, or intend\nto do a little “Tax Exempt<\/u>” business on the side.\nThe “Circle of Life<\/u>” is all about paying it\nforward sucker, not whatever the hell you happen to fantasize about,\nand is most certainly not: The Circle Jerk Of Life<\/u>! Finding a\nway to automate the truth was a significant motivation in my writing\nthis book, so that nobody has to every rely solely again, on any of\nthese: Institutionalized Circle-Jerks<\/u>! Dating Back To At\nLeast The Dark Ages<\/u>! Empowering people to easily, Avoid The\nWorst Of Their Nonsense<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSometimes,\npeople tell me they believe some of the things that I write about,\nbut 42 being the answer to life, the universe, and everything isn’t\nreally about whatever the hell you might believe, quite the opposite,\nand many have difficulty comprehending that as well. This book merely\ncontains personal and established scientific facts, expressed as\nprehistoric infantile and adult potty humor, that obeys a default\ngeometry, and just so happens to reconcile Socratic Wisdom with the\nTao Te Ching and Modern Science in a self-consistent, nontrivial, and\ndemonstrable manner, based on first principles. Making a wide variety\nof unique predictions, all proving that Jim Henson and Frank Oz were\nessentially correct, and our universe resembles “The Muppet\nShow<\/u>” and “The Dark Crystal<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tI\nwould ask the Muppets to review the book and give me feedback, but I\ndon’t have time for nonsense, and I certainly don’t want\nto confuse them! As good as the Muppets are at what they do, nobody\nin their right mind wants my job, which is why Mother Nature gave it\nto me! At least three widely known poems are pornographic in Chinese,\nand the computers should spit out several hundred more pornographic\njokes, including countless poems which are Undeniably Pornographic\nIn English<\/u>! And, Enough To Make Anyone Lose Their Religion<\/u>!\nExtensive Humorous-Magical-Literary-Mathematical-Pornography<\/u>!\nThat, seriously plays with your head, and makes the Kama Sutra<\/u>\nlook like a clumsy first attempt at sex, is just too weird for even\nme to dwell upon, for any length of time! But, its coming, and I’m\nperfectly content to wait for Congress and the Pentagon<\/u> to\nfinish reading them all first.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUnfortunately,\n“This Old World<\/u>” simply cannot afford for the\nThree Stooges to continue to abuse this kind of Magical\nPrehistoric Potty Mouth Playground Science And Technology<\/u>!\nCertainly, not in complete secrecy any longer, and We Need To Pick\nUp The Pace<\/u>! And, Show Them How It Works<\/u>! Before They\nPossibly Kill Us All<\/u>! For example, the Pentagon’s recent\nadmission that UFOs Are Real<\/u>, is just the tip of the iceberg,\nand the fact these "News Of The Weird" Revelations<\/u>,\nare all suddenly coming out now, just as the whole world starts to\nfall apart, and we’re about to discover a theory of everything\nthe hard way, is a sure sign the entire civilized world is, Rapidly\nGoing Down The Rabbit Hole, Head-First!!!<\/u> A Self-organizing\nSingularity would cause humanity and the entire planet to go through\nperiodic transformations, resembling the stages of life and the four\nseasons of the year, and these would sometimes be accompanied by an\nincrease in observable nonlinear temporal effects. Which, upon\noccasion, can be Echoes From The Future<\/u>! Due to the entire\nplanet’s future becoming more certain by the moment, like a pot\nof water about to boil over! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAlong\nthe same lines as your whole life flashing before your eyes, when you\nknow you’re going to die, but these are random appearing\nvisions from the future and, sometimes, Just Plain Weird Nonlinear\nTemporal Dynamics<\/u>! With, for example, many now swearing that the\ninternet is coming to life and, The Walls Are Starting To Talk<\/u>!\nUFO sightings could sometimes be Echoes From The Future<\/u>! And,\ncould even be the Pentagon’s own Drone Technology<\/u>,\nhaunting them in the present! Likely, resembling the same widespread\nanomalous results observed in particle physics, that appear to\nsomehow be simultaneously real and unreal, like something out of a\nweird dream or, A Bad Joke<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nnonlinear temporal dynamics confuse the issue of whether anything is\norganic or inorganic, random or fated, real or imaginary, past or\nfuture, and suggest that a more Pragmatic Definition<\/u> for what\nis organic, requires categorizing the four root metaphors as subsets,\nderived from all the data. Reports of ghosts can often be viewed as\nextremely context dependent and, similar to the low entropy results\nin High Energy Physics<\/u>, which are incredibly vague and\ntautological and, of questionable or limited value. Physicists\ncommonly argue that everything is entropic, or random, only to deny\nthe evidence that spacetime itself is expanding in every direction\nsimultaneously, magically creating its own energy as the entire\nuniverse grows! Our subconscious mind being a walking lie detector,\nand our conscious mind horrible at detecting our own lies in\nparticular, ensures that, if nothing else, They Can Always Pretend<\/u>\nthe arrow of time applies to everything we observe, both individually\nand collectively, but technology has ensured that the illusion is\nrapidly becoming Much Harder To Sustain<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tInformation\nbeing more fundamental than energy, means the more advanced our\ntechnology becomes, and the more data we acquire and disseminate, the\neasier it is to unintentionally generate similar temporal\nside-effects. Which, of course, can reinforce themselves! While, our\nbrains remain fundamentally quantum mechanical, Confusing The Hell\nOut Of Everyone<\/u>! In later chapters, I cover a wide variety of\nsimilar personal experiences I’ve had, and one my own mother\nonce had on the telephone but, Most People I’ve Come Across Take\nSuch Things For Granted<\/u>! Easily dismissing them as unimportant.\nThe classic adage is, “A Watched Pot Will Never Boil<\/u>”\nand, once, I had to reassure a woman that she’s not crazy, and\nmodern science can explain such things, which are frequently similar\nto listening to a Record Skipping<\/u>, or as if the walls are\ntalking. Two additional examples, that commonly mess with people’s\nheads, are crap following you around on the horizon and, The\nMocking Laughter Of The Void<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tYou\ncould say they’re all proof that, “Forty-Two Being As\nGood As It Gets, The Song Remains The Same<\/u>!” Requiring\nvague metaphoric systems logics, if anyone is to ever have the\nslightest hope of making more sense out of them. For example, a\n“Goldilocks Principle of Murphy’s Law<\/u>”\nexpresses particle-wave duality as a metaphor and, sometimes, can\nhelp make a little more sense out of something specific, as\nexpressing the Two Faces of Janus. Both the Cheshire Cat, and Q on\nStar Trek, can be thought of as Mother Nature’s avatars, similar to a\nJeanie in a bottle. Q’s magic contrasts starkly with the Enterprise\ncrew’s reliance on science and technology but, for all his\nomnipotence, Q will never admit that Karma is his one limitation!\nOccasionally, he will flash a mischievous grin revealing the truth,\nthat he’s not upset in the slightest, and just enjoys tweaking all of\ntheir noses. Which you can also think of as representing how time,\nand existence itself, are somehow magically both real and imaginary,\nreality and the dream and, if God does play peek-a-boo, we can all at\nleast agree, the Big Bang got everyone’s attention!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnyway,\ntypically such minor temporal hiccups, as a pot refusing to boil,\nhave Limited Impact<\/u> on the course of human events. Yet, a\nsustained series of them today, serves as a wake-up call that\nsomething BIG<\/u> is coming! That a Greater Truth<\/u> is about\nto be revealed! For all to bear witness and, quite possibly, Live\nTo Regret Immediately<\/u>! A greater truth which will leave no doubt\nin anybody’s mind, as to just exactly what is happening! In\nthis particular case, The Lasting Revelation<\/u>! That the time is\nnever quite what anybody thinks it is! Hoping to make a difference in\nour children’s future, I’ve been rushing for the last fifteen years\nto write this book. Assuming life is Merely A Joke<\/u> is as big a\nmistake as it is to assume that these are the days of Wine And\nRoses<\/u>! And, I’m afraid, as many as two billion people will\nlikely die, before this is over, but the past is not immutable! And,\nin a Singularity, children are the most powerful magic on the planet!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAll\nany of it means to me personally, is we need to start working out the\nmetaphoric logic as soon as possible, because the shit is about to\nhit the fan! While, people are already dying, along with every other\nspecies! At the very least, we need to cushion the fall, and be\nprepared to rebuild again! Hopefully, without repeating the worst\nmistakes. Theoretically, networking systems logic can illustrate how\nto reformulate Relativity to express quantum mechanics on macroscopic\nscales, making more sense out of thermodynamics which, then, can then\nbe used to kick-start the next scientific revolution, in a way that\nany five year old can comprehend. As useful as Classical Chaos\nTheory, Darwinian Evolution, Behaviorism, “Relational Frame\nTheory”, “Constructal Theory”, and countless other\ntheories all happen to be, they’re also gross\nover-simplifications, that require much more subtle systems logics,\nin order to become significantly more applicable in the real world.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBoth\nthe world ecology and humanity require all of the insight we can\ncollectively muster, which might sound confusing to many but, for\nexample, evolutionary theorists have already begun to gather evidence\nthat Darwinian Evolution does not appear to apply to large\npopulations of animals, that random evolution in plant DNA appears to\nregulate itself, and evidence that altitude, or temperature, drives\nthe pace of both mortality and evolution. Again, these can all be\ncompared to emergent effects, expressing the Two Faces of Janus, that\nclassic logic and thermodynamics alone simply cannot account for, but\nsystems logics can. Their increased frequency today is exactly what\nwe require in order to gain a better perspective of the Big Picture,\nWhich Is Nonlinear<\/u>! (Boing, Boing, Boing!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUp\nAhead At The Signpost<\/u>! Imagine if you will, the Timeless\nScience Fiction<\/u> story of limited dimensions yet, nonetheless,\naffectionately known as “Flatland<\/u>!” Whose local\ninhabitants include, “Three Classic Stooges”, also known\nto the other Denizens Of Flatland<\/u> as Moe, Larry, and Curly\nJoe. Three Brothers, who occupy their own, not so unique,\nIdiosyncratic Dunce Corner<\/u>, infantile mental plane, and\nPerpetual Twilight Zone<\/u>! Where their Extreme Reactionary\nBehavior<\/u> ensures they remain wholly incapable of ever learning,\nhow to share their words and play nice. And, all-too-predictably,\nequally incapable of ever grasping in the slightest that, In The\nTwilight Zone<\/u>: The Big Picture Always Has More Dimensions<\/u>!\nOr, does it?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAs\nunflattering as all of the Three Stooges Slapstick in this book are,\nthey merely represent the default networking systems logic, implied\nby a universal recursion in the principle of identity. The evidence\nI’ve collated over the last fifteen years, indicates humanity\ncould never have survived without them, or even have managed to\norganize in groups much larger than four hundred people, without\ninventing new technology. Countries, as large as the US today, rely\nextensively on quantum mechanics, just to maintain whatever order\nthey can manage. Thanks to everyone commonly rejecting their own\ndictionary and second grammar, AI is now poised to make the current\ninternet look like Smoke Signals, Morse Code, or an Old-Fashioned\nParty Line<\/u>! Utilizing, Truly Cunning Linguistic Analysis<\/u>\nto cut through all the Bullshit: Like A Hot Knife Through Butter<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tCommissioning\nextensive field studies, generously sponsored by their Local\nNeighborhood Bar<\/u>, careful to use the duly sanctioned, and\nproperly sanctified, peer-review system to scrupulously double-check\ntheir methodology and results, many years later, Archaeologists and\nAnthropologists came to the sober conclusion: The Inventions of\nBeer and Arithmetic Are What Made Modern Civilization Possible<\/u>!\nOver the course of a lifetime of conducting my own personal research,\nI’ve steadily uncovered similar evidence, that practically all\nof our cultural institutions, popular concepts, languages,\nmathematics, and physics, are gross over-simplifications, which have\nbeen mindlessly used and abused to suppress much more viable\nalternatives and, are unwittingly being used and abused to this very\nday to exploit people, and destroy the entire planet! Creating an\neven more urgent need to develop much more complex yet, equally,\ncompetitive alternatives. Throughout history, myriad cultures have\nclaimed that money is the Root Of All Evil<\/u>! But, the biggest\nfib the Devil ever told, was to convince himself that he knew what\nthe Hell he was doing! Networking Systems Logic suggests instead,\ncontrary to anyone’s erstwhile opinion, personal convictions,\nor heartfelt wishful thinking, the money and weapons themselves have\nbeen doing the lion’s share of the driving all along! And, most\nof the time, Nobody Is Actually Steering<\/u>! Just ask the\nPentagon<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSince\nthe dawn of agriculture, the need to organize in ever larger numbers,\nhas compelled us all to adopt more complex mental abstractions and,\nTo Do More Mental Gymnastics<\/u>! While Twisting All Of Our\nBrains Into Funky Pretzels<\/u>! Nonetheless, these merely represent\ngross over-simplifications of reality which, in turn, have been used\nand abused to suppress a wealth of empirical evidence! In particular,\nanything related to fuzzy logic, quantum mechanics, linguistic\nanalysis, consciousness, and our own innate sense of humor. Of\ncourse, frequently in the name of morality, growth, and progress!\nCussing May Be Rude, But So Is Farting<\/u>! While, cussing\nreflects more of how your subconscious mind and body talk among\nthemselves, of course, in a more Explicitly Infantile Fashion<\/u>,\nthat expresses more of the humor in life.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIt\nturns out that Galileo was far from being unique, but his trial was\nthe first in modern times to bring attention, to the extreme extent\nto which modern civilization has Institutionalized Denial Of The\nSelf-Evident Truth<\/u>! Anyone with two eyes could easily confirm his\nevidence, without requiring any explanations whatsoever yet, to this\nday, academia prefers to help their governments censor even the tale\nof, “The Emperor’s New Clothes<\/u>!" While,\nvehemently, continuing to deny that criticism of their lack of a\nsense of humor is meaningful. The invention of writing, in\nparticular, made “Big Agriculture<\/u>” possible,\neventually introducing formal logic, which was used to systematically\nsuppress and exclude any alternatives, that might challenge the\nestablishment. Karma lends entirely new meaning to "Social\nDarwinism" as quantifiable, and enforced in academia using\ninfantile taboos, which promote racism and sexism among their ranks\nto this day.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLikewise,\nthe English language itself, appears to have been designed to give\npeople the choice to suppress the more rudimentary grammar, to\nvarying degrees, in order to promote the interests of entrenched\nwealth, over those of the Peasants, Who Tend To Cuss More Often<\/u>!\nThe simple fact is, the more frequently people cuss, the more often\nthey also hold their leaders accountable, making tolerance and\nfreedom of speech all that much more valuable. Yet, the acquisition\nof sudden wealth can easily upset more Competitive And Contentious\nSocieties<\/u>, who attempt to suppress humor and cussing.\nUnfortunately, civilized humanity has abused formal logic, and\ninstitutionalized cultural insanity, to such a dreadful extent that,\nover the last few hundred years of the Industrial Revolution<\/u>,\nit has become the single greatest threat to the entire planet!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\ntheir part, the US government is classifying jokes older than\nmonuments, written by harmless potheads they throw in prison, while\ninsisting that national security is never a laughing matter, as half\nthe damned population implodes, and they attempt to destroy their own\ngovernment! Their response has been to import every genius they can,\nalong with twenty million illegal aliens, to replace them all.\nMilitary intelligence is a complete oxymoron yet, these days, the\nPentagon is even deciding for themselves what to call a monopoly, as\nif they’re Congress or the Supreme Court. For example,\ninsisting that Nvidia cannot make their own ARM laptops, like Apple\nalready does, because having two enormous corporations making their\nown ARM laptops, to compete against Intel and AMD, would somehow\ncreate a monopoly. In response, Microsoft sold them a billion and a\nhalf dollars worth of headsets, that make everyone throw up, having\nextensive experience with exploiting mindless bureaucrats for all\nthey’re worth, especially when you’re practically a\nmonopoly, and have to compete with corporations like Nvidia. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n \tWhen\nIs A Joke No Longer Just A Joke<\/u>? Whenever Three Stooges slapstick\nis considered normal and sane, as the entire world ecology collapses,\nand everyone argues over the definition of stupid, while storming the\npalace with Knives And Pitchforks<\/u>! Threatening to start\nWWIII<\/u>! Even, promoting racism and genocide as solutions to their\nown self-imposed problems! People can laugh all they want at the WWII\n“Cargo Cults<\/u>”, when the primitive Tribes of New\nZealand sometimes starved to death, spending all of their time\nbuilding mock runways and praying for the gods to send them more\ncrashed airplane wreaks full of goodies but, “The Gods Must\nBe Crazy<\/u>!” And, their behavior was essentially no different\nfrom that of Wall Street, governments, academia, the mass media, and\nthe mainstream, while George Orwell would never dare to broadcast\n“War of the Worlds<\/u>” today! Regardless of how many\npeople agree with your views, reality has a way of imposing itself\nupon even the wealthy, the mindless mob, and any of the more\nidealistic and intellectual of the Three Stooges, In The Most\nDisagreeable Ways Imaginable<\/u>! We’re now rapidly approaching\nwhat the I-Ching politely calls, “The Turning Point<\/u>”,\nwhat others more bluntly refer to as, “The Tipping Point<\/u>”,\nbut what Rainbow Warriors poignantly call, “Childhood’s\nEnd<\/u>!" When all the lies will finally be revealed, and the\nmeek shall at last inherit the Earth, or: Whatever Might Be Left\nof It<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOnly\nBy Placing One Foot In Front Of The Other, May Any Bumble Down A Road\nLess Traveled<\/u>: And, Risk Falling Into The Nearest Ditch<\/u>!\nOne of the more striking implications of a self-organizing\nsingularity, is that time itself can be considered simultaneously\nreal and imaginary, and everything that exists can be described as\nobeying Karma, due to our inhabiting what is essentially a, “Magical\nFairy Tale Universe”, but one that tells its own story.\nSometimes, a book like this one is known as, “The Book That\nCan Never Be Written<\/u>!” Which, of course, like any number of\npopular Hollywood Movies<\/u>: Has no known ending, and countless\nauthors, who often prefer to remain anonymous! Karma is an incredibly\nvague and paradoxical concept, making it magical by default, but The\nMagic of Karma Abides In The Singularity<\/u>! Where mathematics and\nlanguage can become indistinguishable, expressing humble efficiency\nand elegant simplicity, which the Muppets can explain better than I\ncan.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSuffice\nit to say for now that, Contentment Can Be Its Own Reward<\/u>! To\nhave clueless friends, we must first be content to remain clueless\nourselves! Most are familiar with the concept of Karma as, “What\ncomes around, goes around”, but Karma is also the principle of,\n“Two steps forward and one back, Or Else<\/u>!” At any\ngiven time, half of life can be considered fated, and the other half\nrandom, but the two overlap and transform into one another in extreme\nsituations, making them Ultimately Indistinguishable<\/u>.\nProviding a simple explanation for why the everyday world appears to\nbe so deterministic, yet Monty Carlo Statistics<\/u>, Fractal\nGeometry, and 125% efficiency commonly apply to the world around us.\nProviding an additional simple explanation for why people so\nfrequently act so insane or, as if, they were merely two years old.\nThe evidence already indicates the Peter Principle applies in the\nreal world: Defying Darwinian Survival Of The Fittest<\/u>! And,\ncomparable to an adult version of Alice In Wonderland<\/u>, The\nWizard Of Oz<\/u>, and Peter Pan<\/u>: Combined With Star Wars,\nStar Trek, And The Muppets<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThrow\nYourself Off The Top Of A Tall Building<\/u>! And, ironically, you\nhave chosen your own fate but, time is neither passive nor strictly\nlinear, and the metaphorical concept of Karma covers additional\nnonlinear temporal dynamics, that nothing else can. For example, you\nmight be surprised to learn just how many Infants Have Survived\nFalls<\/u> that would kill an adult, from up to six floors: When\nTheir Diaper Exploded On Impact<\/u>! Merely Bruising Their Little\nButts<\/u>! Which can be attributed to Karma, or the symmetry of\nMother Nature herself, inherently favoring the little ones, limiting\nextremes, and normalizing life, while expressing, A Distinctly\nInfantile Sense Of Humor<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\ngeneral, The Further We Look<\/u> back in time, using telescopes or\nwhatever, the more vague and self-contradictory everything becomes,\nwhile the future appears to be even more uncertain, constantly\nbranching off in new directions. There is literally no going\nbackwards without Paying Interest<\/u>, and no going forward\nwithout Taking A Leap Of Faith<\/u>! And, Possibly, Paying For\nIt<\/u>! Ironically, we frequently have little choice, but to go on\nfaith alone, in a universe so tacky that, Even The Muppets Won’t\nTalk About It<\/u>! So, I tell people to, Get Over It Already<\/u>!\nOur universe appears to have originated in both a self-contradictory\nBig Bang that was “just right<\/u>”, as if God had\ntouched the Cue Ball with his finger, broke the pool table, and sank\nevery ball, while incredibly vague Dark Energy appears to be causing\neverything to expand for eternity, and our universe is predicted to\neither end in a dramatic “Big Crunch<\/u>”, or a boring\n“Heat Death<\/u>”, but nobody can tell for certain\nwhich it might be, Not Even Hollywood Writers<\/u>! Yet, The\nUndeniable Truth Remains<\/u>, that everything expresses particle-wave\nduality, including energy and information, with energy Constantly\nPaying It Forward<\/u>, and information always full of surprises,\nkeeping life interesting.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPaying\nIt Forward, As Inertia Or Whatever<\/u>, is ultimately the only way\nwe’re able to go backwards and, for example, Evolutionary\nTheorists now believe people live as long as we do, and experience a\n“Second Childhood<\/u>”, because grandparents tend to\nspoil their grandchildren. Likewise, Senior Citizens Everywhere\nHave Sworn<\/u>, that donating to charity extends their lives, as\nreliably as modern technology. Although anybody could have\ncommissioned field studies, thousands of years ago, only recently\nhave sociologists begun to confirm this humble fact of life for the\nfirst time, according to modern scientific standards. As if,\ndocumenting how people live longer was never of interest to anyone\nbefore, especially, when it concerns minor economies among poorer\npopulations.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPoor\npeople, who are struggling to pay it forward to their neighbors,\nironically, often fully aware that it will extend their own lives.\nMama Nature Favors<\/u> not only toddlers, but the poor, weak, and\ndefenseless as well because, of course, In A Magical Fairy Tale\nUniverse<\/u>: Even Our Gestures Always Matter<\/u>! Things like the\nPlacebo Effect<\/u> continue to elude modern science, and could\nvery well be a cellular level manifestation of Instant Karma, and the\nTwo Faces of Janus<\/u>. Explaining why Ebeneezer Scrooge needed\nTiny Tim, every bit as much as he needed him. Our conscious mind\nseems to deal more pointedly with asserting moral issues, and our\nsubconscious with More Flexible And Tolerant Metaethics<\/u>. These\nsupply more of the greater context for our conscious mind to apply\nmorality more appropriately which, in turn, can be used to correct\nthe larger number of errors that our subconscious metaethics\nintroduce. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHowever,\nthe whole Merry-Go-Round, Self-Organizing Social System<\/u>, is\nbased on the assumption you’ll figure it out eventually, or\nnot, and: Can Easily Become Self-Defeating<\/u>! Surveys have\nconsistently indicated that 80% of Americans apply their personal\nmorality to others, but seldom to themselves, and the more\nhypocritical they become, the more rigid, inflexible, profoundly\nconfused, gullible and, literally, brain damaged and incapable of\nreproducing. As If, They Were All Slowly Turning Themselves Into\nWalking Dead Zombies<\/u>! The immune and reproductive systems also\nmeet in the brain, and appear to be Yin and Yang, morality and\nmetaethics, intimately connecting us to Gaia, to each other, our\nimmediate environment, the Earth and Solar System, Past and Future. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWithout\na well developed sense of humor, we blind ourselves to own worst\nself-defeating behavior, which is easy enough to document but, other\nthan Crazy Hippies<\/u> and Sesame Street<\/u>, nobody’s\nbeen doing it! While, The Whole World Is Going To Hell In A\nHand-Basket<\/u>! Our mortality rates and ability to reproduce both\nchange accordingly, as if nature is imposing balance whenever harmony\nis lost, and we appear to have evolved to live in small Tribal\nGroups<\/u>, and Extended Families<\/u>, of roughly seven or more\nadults. Who usually kept each other more honest, with adults\ntypically becoming more honest the older they become. Now, our own\nrapidly advancing technology is Exacerbating The Situation<\/u>,\nand the price of growth and progress seems to be that humanity must\nevolve, sooner, rather than later, or: Risk Devolving Altogether<\/u>!\nAgainst my better judgment, all sanity and common sense, I have\nbecome the Wu Li Master of the Tao Te Ching! A Warrior of the\nRainbow, The Shockwave Rider Who Rides The Great Rainbow Fractal\nDragon! The Treasure of Malaysia! And, the only person I know of, on\nthe entire planet, who seems to have a clue, as to how to automate\nInstant Karma online…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTechnology\nis already amplifying Karma in unpredictable ways, causing entire\npopulations to rapidly implode and, if we don’t address the\nissue in the near future, the results could be more disastrous than\nanyone can imagine. All of the strife in US politics today, for\nexample, is partially the result of modern technology amplifying\nalready existing cultural problems, including Negative Karma, while\ndeliberately amplifying Positive Karma could help to ameliorate the\nextent of such problems and, additionally, support the future\ndevelopment of a meritocracy. Hopefully, by establishing a new online\neconomy, which is competitive with the already existing ones, we can\nhelp to tame the wild internet, save the planet for our children, and\nkick-start the next scientific revolution. All within the public\ndomain, far removed from the contentious reach of commercial\ncorporations, governments, academia, and the mainstream! But, with\nthe added complication that amplifying Karma requires new technology,\nthat will offer people more opportunities to make bad choices. Sun\nTzu warned, “Know Thy Enemy<\/u>”, Socrates admonished,\n“Know Thyself<\/u>”, while I say, if you value your\nlife: “Know Thy Mindless Mob<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tKarma\nis all about the choices we freely make as individuals, families,\nsocieties, and citizens of the world, and amplifying Karma requires\nnetworking systems logic, and the mathematical-linguistics, of the\nmultifractal equation expressed in our Rainbow Warrior<\/u> poetry,\nwhich can be used to offer everyone as many choices as possible. For\nexample, a decade long cross-disciplinary study of the I-Ching\nconcluded the text is word perfect and complete for introspective\npurposes. Automating this one book alone, using its own analog logic\nto eliminate the need to roll the dice or throw the yarrow sticks,\nand get lucky, could provide billions with a better way to make\nchoices for themselves, encouraging and amplifying Positive Karma\nworldwide. Similarly, my geometry is related to Hindi Chakras, and\nover half the planet has some sort of vague belief in Karma, while\ninstitutions such as Grameen Bank are famous for promoting the\ndevelopment of alternative economies, and are dedicated to ending\ndestitute poverty this century. If I Have Anything To Say About\nIt<\/u>! Academia and the mainstream are about to rediscover: Humor\nCan Survive<\/u>! Along With Our Children And Grandchildren<\/u>! As\nWell As, The Rest of The Damn Planet<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nWisdom<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSaying\nnothing, yet leaving nothing unsaid, the bullshit fuzzy logic that\ncan be spoken of is not the enduring bullshit, which is why the\ntimeless wit and wisdom of Socrates are right at home in our Rainbow\nWarrior poetry, expressing the collective ignorance of millions\naround the globe today. Archaeological evidence suggests that it was\nisolated tribes, living in the southern mountains of China, who first\npopularized the genre known as “Oneness Poetry”, by\ndevising an ingenious system of knots in ropes and marks on turtle\nshells, that allowed them to share more of their favorite jokes and\nriddles with their neighbors, whom they seldom got to see as often as\nthey’d like. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and\nthe mountains where these tribes lived were so steep even the goats\ncomplained, and the only way they could have been more isolated was\nif they had lived at the north pole. But, that was long, long, ago in\nthe time before time, at the very dawn of agriculture, almost six\nthousand years before Stone Henge was erected. Long before graffiti\never became a real problem, or the first recognizable outhouses were\nbuilt, the Chinese were already developing the rudiments of written\nlanguage, based on potty humor, and you might think they were pretty\nsmart, but you’d be surprised at just how long it took them to\nfigure out, you don’t really need the turtle shells and rope,\nand any damned fool can just scratch a few marks in the dirt with a\nstick! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAfter\nthat though, their Oneness Poetry took off like wildfire, and people\nwere scratching jokes and riddles in the dirt and writing on the\nwalls of every crapper in China, sometimes desperate to make their\nown more ignorant contributions. Over the next five thousand years or\nso, the industrious buggers refined their uniquely Chinese brand of\npolite tribal potty humor, into a fine art and science, eventually\nproducing the more family oriented potty humor oracle, known as the\n“I-Ching”, or “Book of Changes” and, many\nthousands of years later still, introduced the crowning achievement\nof Oneness Poetry and potty humor, “The Tao Te Ching”, or\n“The Way of Ignorant Virtue”, Frequently described as\nrequiring half an hour to read, and a lifetime to comprehend, with\nmany still debating to this very day whether it is the deepest\nphilosophical well on the planet, or the deepest pile of manure ever\nconceived by man. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEverybody\nI know agrees its both and, of course, that makes the Tao Te Ching\nthe perfect bathroom companion but, whatever your personal taste in\nreading material and literature, a version of that little book went\non to become the most popular comic book sold in Asia! The author is\nonly known by the pen name of Lao Tzu, or “Gray Haired Child”,\nand many still complain to this day that their children make their\nhair turn gray. I gave a copy to my own son, and as many as 300\nmillion people worship the original text, and billions more read it\nupon occasion but, not being religious myself, I really have to\nadmire a religion with a sense of humor about itself this Mad, Mad,\nMad, Mad World! Anyway, right\naround the same time that the Tao Te Ching was first published in\nChina, on the other side of the planet, Socrates of Athens had\ninherited his own tribal tradition, but his was an oral tradition,\nthat never did translate nearly as well into a written one. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTribal\ncomedy traditions were as common as dirt back then, and wildly\npopular in even big cities like Athens, but the wealthy and middle\nclass establishment eventually got sick and tired of his less refined\njokes, and sentenced him to death in a kangaroo court trial, for\nmaking them all look like complete idiots in public. Athens had hit\nthe jackpot, and money was pouring into the city like never before,\nwhile Socrates had watched in horror, as many of his closest friends\nand neighbors lives were destroyed, in a mad scramble over money of\nall things. Having been poor his entire life, he knew money could\nnever buy happiness and, normally as quiet as a church mouse, at 80\nyears old he surprised everybody who knew him, when he boldly stepped\nforward amidst the ensuing widespread panic and confusion,\nthreatening to devolve into complete pandemonium, and overwhelm the\nfair streets of his much beloved city, and proceeded to flagrantly,\naudaciously, unabashedly, and most bodaciously, openly challenge the\nreigning accepted authorities and prevailing conventional wisdom, by\nscandalously asking questions of anyone foolish enough to answer\nthem, even in crowded public places! <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHe\nloved to drink, but hated to drink alone and, in his golden years,\npreferred to meander leisurely throughout Athens, schmoozing with\neverybody in town, while quietly getting drunk. When, out of the\nblue, he suddenly started asking a lot of stupid questions well,\nnaturally he got everybody’s attention, but his confusing\nquestions always went round in circles. Revealing how the recognized\nauthorities and prevailing conventional wisdom contradicted\nthemselves, favoring the wealthy and the middle class, and were not\nto be trusted by the peasants. Athens had a reputation as a rough\ntown and, for example, if you wanted to get everybody’s\nattention back then, the prudent thing to do was to first shout out\nthe traditional plea for the indulgence of the mindless mob, “Strike\nif you must, but hear me first!” Some people just require a\nlittle more warning than others that you might actually have\nsomething to say worth listening to, and Socrates grew up in a rough\nneighborhood himself, possibly explaining why he was normally so\nquiet but, rough town or not, when they start lynching quiet old\ndrunks for merely asking stupid questions and repeating the lamest\nhandful of jokes imaginable, you can bet there’s money\ninvolved, and the truth is the last thing anyone wants to know! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSocrates\nbecame the first modern day martyr for barflies, stand-up comedians,\nand politicians alike who, over two thousand years later, still\nritualistically beg their respective drunk patrons and constituents\nnot to lynch them. When his good friend and drinking buddy, Plato,\nlater wrote a book about his death it became a best seller, and\nhelped to establish ethics and democratic institutions as the\nfoundations of Western philosophy and legal systems which, you could\nsay, are based on barroom jokes older than monuments! Unable to\nafford expensive books, illiterate peasants throughout Europe\ncelebrated the anniversary of his death for centuries, by drinking\ntoasts to him in bars, recounting his numerous exploits, inventing\nnew Socratic jokes, and establishing their own “Socratic Wisdom\nof Collective Ignorance” to help them avoid being exploited.\nSome might assume that I’m exaggerating the importance of one\ndrunk Native, cracking lame jokes for free drinks in bars and\nperforming his family’s traditional carnival sideshow act, but\none of the first things Adolf Hitler did in office, was to make it\nillegal to crack jokes about the Nazi party and, of course, then he\nsent the lynch mobs around to all the bars, to hang all the Natives,\nand anybody else who might even think about cracking a joke he didn’t\nlike! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhenever\npossible, as much as any man alive, Plato also thoroughly enjoyed\nschmoozing however, unlike Socrates, he loved nothing more than being\nthe center of attention and, like Martha Stewart, was a popular\nauthor of the day on aesthetics. After protesting the Athenians\nkilling his close friend, for merely having a sense of humor about\nhis civic responsibilities, Plato used his influence with the Romans\nto have all 76 works of his biggest literary rival, Democritus,\nburned throughout the empire as “Ugly And Demeaning”\nwhich, no doubt, increased sales of his own book on the ethics of\nSocrates. Perhaps wisely, Socrates himself remained largely\nuneducated, preferring to hang out in bars, and recommended avoiding\nreading too many stupid books. Other Greek philosophers, such as Zeno\nof Elea, were also famous for their stand-up comedy routines, that\nregularly drew large crowds from all over Greece, but they tended to\nstick with the popular metaphysical comedies of the day, that had\nalmost nothing to do with reality, much less politics, or their\ncomedy seldom lasted! Over the centuries, rather than political\ncomedy, the ancient Greek philosophers had become famous for\npondering many of the more profound questions still vexing\nphilosophers everywhere to this day. Such as, whether or not there\nare any limits to human stupidity, when to call a pile of sand a heap\nof sand, or bullshit-bullshit, whether lawyers and compulsive liars\ncan actually lie to themselves, and whether its actually possible to\nstep in the same pile of crap twice.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nspite of having acquired a lifetime of wisdom, hanging out in bars,\nand having mastered his ancient tribal tradition, of insipidly asking\nquestions that always led round in circles, for once his Shaman’s\nhome-brewed verbal Judo and Aikido training had failed him, due to\nhis failing to recognize that civilized people tend to organize,\nalong the same lines of an enormous flock of brainless chickens\nwhile, in my opinion, his particular brand of tribal comedy was\nobviously better suited for more intimate gatherings, such as\nbirthday parties, weddings, and Barmitzva. His confusion was\nunderstandable, since chickens were only starting to become popular\nin the West at the time, and tribal groups tend to be small, but\nsociologists estimate right around four hundred people is when all\nthe insanity starts to set in. Not because people are closely related\nto chickens, inherently stupid, selfish, or violent, but because it\nsimply becomes impossible to get anything accomplished any other way!\nThe larger any group becomes, the more technology they require just\nto maintain any semblance of order and, if you can’t at least\nget your crap together enough to organize like brainless chickens,\nthe only other alternative is total chaos! While, all the money\nflying around Athens had incited a feeding frenzy among all the more\nindignant, higher ranking chickens! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTaoists\nlike to say, “Its the simple shit that always gets you!”\nWhich is why Tzun Tzu’s “Art of War” is required\nreading in every military academy around the world, because Three\nStooges slapstick is about as creative and artistic as the military\never gets, and is never to be overestimated. Military intelligence is\na complete oxymoron, so keep it simple stupid, because anybody in the\nmilitary who doesn’t appreciate the Fine Art of War becomes\ncannon fodder! Any damned fool you send out on the battlefield first,\njust to see which way the bullets are flying, is considered cannon\nfodder and, by all accounts, Socrates was among the strangest and\nugliest men alive, with extremely questionable personal hygiene, and\nwould have stood out in any crowd and made great cannon fodder,\nexcept he also happened to be among the oldest and shortest men\nalive, and normally so quiet he would have made a better doorstop, so\nlong as you kept his glass full! <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNevertheless,\nthey say his walk was so fierce that the biggest assholes in town\nstepped aside whenever he came through, and nobody ever mistook him\nfor a doorstop or cannon fodder, whenever he walked into a room or\nhad something to say. Its the quiet ones you have to watch out for\nand, for all his short-comings, Socrates was a proud veteran, who had\nremained vigorously active in his community affairs, and had earned a\nreputation far and wide as the wisest man in the world, who had\nsomehow managed to survive to a ripe old age. Because, of course, he\nknew when to keep his mouth shut, and knew the Art of War better than\nany man alive! Nobody in his neighborhood could afford fancy books or\nan education, so Socrates showed them all how to make more sense out\nof the school of hard knocks, and how to avoid being exploited, by\nworking on your personal integrity, and your sense of humor. More so\nthan most men, Socrates knew life demands a sense of humor, which is\nsomething everybody has to figure out for themselves the hard way.\nAlthough he paid the ultimate price for the sake of his friends,\nfamily, and neighbors, he also knew that the truth hurts for a\nreason, which is why war never decided the truth and, by keeping it\nsimple, he single handedly changed the course of Western\nCivilization, from a bar stool! `<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAristotle\nwas another good friend of Plato, but he was a real busy-back-soon\ntype, who never did enjoy schmoozing as much, nonetheless, he\nintuitively comprehended Three Stooges slapstick, and managed to\nreorganize all of the sciences in roughly the same way they’re\nstill organized to this day. But, it was someone else in Rome, who\nhad been carefully examining everything he wrote, who discovered that\nAristotle’s intuitive grasp of lowbrow slapstick was profound\nindeed, and he had unwittingly published the foundations for modern\nformal logic. With the eventual widespread adoption of his new and\nimproved formal “Three Stooges Logic”, the Roman Empire\nwas poised to begin the industrial revolution, but failed to do so,\nwhich historians have frequently attributed to their being a slave\nculture. Unfortunately, in spite of ancient Rome having perfected\nThree Stooges Logic, a quarter of the developed world still insisting\nthe sun revolves around the earth, the Roman emperors often being as\ndisturbingly insane as they come, and modern presidents now beginning\nto rival them, nevertheless, few historians have ever dared to\ncompare the Roman Empire and modern civilization, to an enormous\nflock of brainless chickens. Comparing several billion people to\nbrainless chickens, when they frequently act like brainless chickens,\nis just asking for trouble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tChickens\nare actually smarter than most assume, and not entirely brainless,\nbut the reputation of innocent chickens everywhere has suffered\nhorribly, from frequently being compared to people. More importantly\nat the time, u<\/font>nlike the\ntraditions of Socrates and most of his contemporaries, Aristotle’s\nnew logic didn’t require asking a lot of unnecessary stupid\nquestions, and eschewed mysticism or anything even vaguely resembling\na genuine sense of humor, making it much less likely to get you\nkilled by the occasional enthusiastic lynch mob, the middle class, or\nthe wealthy. Subsequently, his new logic swept the empire by storm,\nand was widely hailed as a minor miracle and a triumph of modern\ncivilization, and immediately integrated into every existing\nmainstream cultural institution that was even remotely compatible.\nH<\/font>owever, instead of\nsignaling the start of the industrial revolution, or anything even\nvaguely resembling an age of science, reason, and enlightenment, a\npower struggle ensued and the entire Western hemisphere slowly began\nto change, drastically for the worse! It was as if the fictitious\ncharacter Surac, of Star Trek fame, had taught his dispassionate\nVulcan philosophy of peace through logic, as a more meaningful\nalternative to the already established schools of lowbrow comedy, and\nhad even managed to successfully reorganize all of the sciences, only\nto inspire the eventual collapse of the Roman Empire, and a thousand\nyears of religious wars, culminating in the dark ages!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRome\nhad always tolerated a wild diversity of religions, with Christianity\nbeing a notable exception, because it suggested that the Romans were\nwasting all their time and money, sacrificing animals to the Gods and\natoning for their sins, when all they had to do was to practice\nsymbolic cannibalism. The Romans rightfully believed Christianity was\na subversive cult, that could ruin their entire guilt riddled economy\nand way of life, and decided to throw the early Christians to the\nlions in the coliseum, in order to show them how the lucrative\nbusiness of forgiveness works, and to teach them how to beg for\nforgiveness with cold hard cash in hand but, more importantly, to\nprove to everybody’s satisfaction that it remains far healthier\nto feed people to animals, than to eat people, even symbolically. Of\ncourse, the Christians sued for slander and complained to the better\nbusiness bureau, but it turned out that the new religion was\nparticularly compatible with Aristotle’s new Three Stooges\nLogic, and was much more modern, abstract, and aesthetically pleasing\nthan any of the existing religions with, for example, the book of\nMathew being written by one of the best selling fiction authors of\nthe day, and the “Sermon on the Mount” still widely\nconsidered one of the greatest literary masterpieces of all time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tItalians\nsure do love their drama and, eventually, they established the Roman\nCatholic Church which, along with adopting many of the Roman\nholidays, carefully integrated Aristotle’s logic into their\nradical new theology of see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, but\nthe aristocracy insisted they compromise on charging for forgiveness,\nand merely do away with the middleman altogether, by banning\nwitchcraft and animal sacrifice. God might or might not forgive a\npeasant if they merely asked for forgiveness, but a rich man could\nalways buy forgiveness from the church with cash on the barrel head,\nand God will bless them. To this very day, wealthy people can still\nbuy forgiveness in almost any court of law, without the need for\nperforming any elaborate, messy, or undignified rituals involving\nslaughtering the usual innocent lambs, the occasional tedious\nsacrificial goat, or inanely throwing more credulous fools to the\nwolves and lions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThus\nbegan the “Religious Clone Wars”, as all the money\nfloated to the top faster than ever before, squeezing out the\nmiddleman at every opportunity, and literally burning their\ncompetition at the stake, all across Europe! That is, until they\nreached Poland, where the men finally put a stop to it, and told the\nassholes Rome would have to send more soldiers, if they wanted to\nburn anymore of their women alive. The Polish may be dumb, but they\nain’t stupid or wimps, and they all love their mamas.\nNevertheless, across Europe, religion increasingly became more of a\ncommercial business, with the Christians building their brand-name by\nsystematically attacking the “pagan” religions, as\noutdated cheap imitations, that were only in it for the money and,\nsometimes, had been instrumental in helping to throw the early\nChristians to the lions. Of course, nobody knows better than\nChristians, that when you own the monopoly on forgiveness, dead\npeople and dead religions are always so much easier to forgive, with\nsome Christians today believing that its possible to convert dead\npeople, and all will be forgiven. Rather than Aristotle’s new\nThree Stooges Logic kick-starting the industrial revolution, two\nthousand years early, the Romans had used it to consolidate all of\ntheir religions and various schools of thought, producing their own\nconsecrated Three Stooges corporate takeover Ponzi Scheme, to cut out\nthe middleman whenever possible, and make it much easier for a rich\nman to get into heaven, and the rest to all get in line, and organize\nlike an enormous flock of indignant chickens.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nItalians have a real gift for political theater, and know their\ndamned chickens, and would eventually go on to invent the Mafia and\nmodern bureaucracy, both for the sole purpose of fighting corruption\nin government. People still debate to this day which is worse, and\ngenerally agree the international conglomerates put them all to\nshame. Later, Islam would also adopt Aristotle’s Logic, as the\nentire Western hemisphere slowly began to reorganize, along the same\nlines as, increasingly larger, flocks of brainless chickens.\nEventually, once all the wealth had long since floated to the top,\nand the religious wars had died down a bit, sometime after the dark\nages had finally begun to noticeably recede, it was Galileo of\nGalilee who became famous for repeating the same mistake as Socrates,\nof foolishly assuming that the mainstream and the wealthy actually\ngive a crap about the truth, and don’t just pay the truth a lot\nof lip service. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOne\nof the more enduring legacies of Aristotle’s logic is that\nconservatives everywhere commonly possess a stunted sense of humor,\nand Galileo was a widely respected conservative curmudgeon in his\nday, with absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever. Nevertheless, for\nunknown reasons, the stupid truth had always meant a lot to him, just\nas it had to Socrates and, as gravely as he could, he showed all of\nacademia how they could drop their balls, open their eyes, and prove\nto themselves that, just because everybody claims something is true,\ndoesn’t make it so. Galileo’s complete lack of guile or a\nsense of humor saved his life, and they merely imprisoned him at home\nand excommunicated him, for daring to challenge the recognized\nauthorities and the prevailing conventional wisdom with the stupid\ntruth. However, after organizing like the Three Stooges for over a\nmillennium, they were too late to prevent him from spreading his\nradically subversive and, unthinkable, heretical idea of using actual\nphysical evidence, to challenge some of the more insane widespread\nbeliefs of the mainstream hegemony who, of course, normally could not\ncare less about the stupid truth which, obviously, could easily get\nyou imprisoned, tortured, and killed! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tUnwittingly,\nGalileo had instigated an arms race among the chickens by exposing\ntheir greatest weakness, that the self-evident truth is the last\ndamned thing the idiots care about! And, when the apple later fell on\nIsaac Newton’s head and he invented his laws of motion, they\nwere based on the simple observation that the sky isn’t\nactually falling, and for every chicken pecking away at another one,\nthere is always an equal but opposite reaction. As exciting as all of\nEurope had discovered it could be to play “Peeping Tom”\nwith the new telescopes being invented, while dropping their own\nballs off the tops of tall buildings, within a century of Newton’s\ndiscovery, someone would figure out how to use his much more powerful\n“Reactionary Laws of Motion” to calibrate a cannon, so\nanyone could figure out just how far away they could be, and still\nhit the target every time. Overnight, the knowledge made every castle\nin the world obsolete, forcing chickens everywhere to flea the coop,\nand to begin hotly debating what constitutes physical evidence, and\nthe even more troubling and mysterious, self-evident truth… Yet\nanother grimly humorless power struggle ensued to determine exactly\nwhich chickenshit mainstream conventional wisdom would prevail, as\nnew empires rose and fell, eventually leading to the establishment of\nthe modern military-industrial complex, as a direct result of the\nFrench Revolution. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nFrench have always been famous for their fancy cooking, and known for\npreferring to buy their ingredients fresh every day, and for eating\nanything that moves, including frogs and snails. And, when Marie\nAntoinette suggested the peasants eat cake, when they were all\nstarving to death well, naturally, they did what you might expect any\nfarmer would do with a chicken that makes too much damned noise, and\ncut off her head, along with the heads of many of the more\ninfluential academics and authorities, for obviously all being\nincapable of truly appreciating Fine French Cuisine, and far too\nstupid to be allowed to live. Without hesitation, whenever possible,\nthey immediately replaced the whole lot with the brightest peasants\nin the land and, five years later, Napoleon Bonaparte would teach all\nof Europe the meaning of, “High Tech Peasant Warfare!”\nWithin a decade, in turn, all of the more powerful European nations\nwould each establish their own state funded universities for the\nbrightest and hungriest peasants, many of whom died before the age of\nthirty, from complications caused by episodic childhood starvation.\nBut, the turning point came with the American Civil War which\nestablished, once and for all, that he who has the most starving\npeasants, food, and guns, wins. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nbefore the invention of the steam engine, slaves were so cheap half\nof them died on the voyage from Africa, and the average slave working\nthe cane fields in the Caribbean only survived for five years. A ten\npound bag of sugar came at the cost of some damned poor fool’s\nlife, and the introduction of the steam engine had made imports, of\nany kind, faster and cheaper than ever before. The struggle between\nman and machine is as old as the invention of the wheel and, having\nbeen raised poor himself, growing up in a log cabin, Honest Abe\ndecided slavery had no future in the modern world, where starving\npeasants were even cheaper to import, usually paying for their own\npassage these days, and willing to fight for their freedom and their\nnext meal! <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, outside of the modern world, the introduction of the steam\nengine caused slavery to spread everywhere imaginable, with there\nbeing an estimated 350 million slaves in the world today, but the\ncheap cost of peasants, and the fact they keep migrating towards the\nbest sources of food, largely eliminated the practice in the\ndeveloped world, as far too expensive, and socially unacceptable at\nthe dinner table. After WWII, the US military realized that all of\ntheir potential recruits were suffering from severe malnutrition, and\nmost would not know how to feed themselves properly, even assuming\nsomeone actually gave them the money to buy real food. Eventually,\ninspiring the controversial adoption of minimum wage, food stamps,\nfarm subsidies, vitamin fortified breakfast cereals, and twenty\nmillion illegal aliens, as all viable alternatives to slavery in the\nmodern world. To this day, common sense has it that neither\nconventional wisdom, empirical evidence, nor the stupid truth mean\nsquat, unless you have the food and the guns to back them up, with\nweapons still being the single largest manufactured export of the\nlargest exporter in the world, the US, which also exports more food\nthan anybody else. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nroads lead to Rome, because the Roman Empire was exporting so many\nsoldiers and weapons, and importing slaves, peasants, war treasures,\nwater, and everything else imaginable, that they could hardly build\nnew roads fast enough to keep up with all the traffic, and had to put\nformer soldiers on the dole just in case anybody, like the Germans,\ngot any stupid ideas about doing a quick smash and grab, attempting\nto loot the city, using the same roads they had built to haul\neverything in on. The former soldiers were all drafted, serving for a\ndecade on the average and, often, had their property confiscated by\nthe wealthy while they were away fighting wars for them and,\nsometimes, could become almost as much of a threat as the Germans.\nSo, the Roman senate wisely decided it was best to keep feeding and\nentertaining them, since they were still drafting more. As you might\nexpect, among the first technological marvels introduced by the\nRomans were their cement roads, and their concrete remained among the\nstrongest anywhere in the world, right up into modern times. But,\namong the Roman Empire’s many other claims to fame, is\ninventing modern tourism, and creating The Greatest Show On Earth,\nbased on the simple philosophy that, “For the show to go on,\nall roads must lead to Rome”, and they must build roads faster,\nand take the show on the road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nThe Mongols conquered the world on horseback, including Italy at one\npoint nonetheless, at great expense, the Romans constructed some\n250,000 miles of roads, as if welcoming the Mongol hoards and, to\nthis day, capitalism is still all about showmanship, and turning\nplowshares into swords and super highways, who has the brightest\npeasants or can import them faster, and can export the most food and\nhigh tech weapons. The US is the third most populous country in the\nworld, yet still imports half the geniuses on the planet, and\nroutinely wins half the Nobel Prizes and Olympic Medals. They say\nAmericans love a winner and hate a loser, which is why our military\nis equal to the next six largest in the world combined, because\nwinning isn’t everything on the battlefield, its the only\nthing, and everybody who survives loves a winner.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nWhile in office, the war weighed heavily on Lincoln’s\nconscience, and he discovered the hard way that size does matter but,\nif you have a large enough military, eventually you will find a\nwinner among all the losers. The US also foots half the bills for\nboth NATO and the UN, and has been called “An enemy you can\ntrust”, because even our money says “In God We Trust”,\nwhile all others pay cash! There’s no need to start WWIII or to\nhold too many grudges when, for all practical purposes, you already\nown half the damned planet worth owning, and would be hard pressed to\nexport weapons any faster. China has only recently completed building\ntheir own national highway system and, in the process, created the\nworst traffic jam in history, setting their own “Guinness\nRecord for Chinese Fire Drills” which, depending on who you\nask, lasted anywhere from nine days to over a year. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIndia\nhas only recently begun building their own national highway system,\nand its only considered a traffic jam there if you have to go\nbackwards for longer than half an hour, in Europe they’re still\nworking on digging enormous tunnels and building enormous bridges\neverywhere, while its extremely difficult to sell high tech weapons\nto people living in mud huts and tin shacks so, in the ancient Roman\ntradition, we encourage them all to build roads faster. Star Trek and\nthe Jetsons are still everyone’s fantasy, and your Field of\nDreams ain’t nothing but a mud hole, if everybody dies before\nthey can get there. These days, even before invading their worst\nenemy, the US Sea-Bees and others make plans for building roads the\nminute they get there, and for organizing emergency services for\nnatural disasters. Thus, ensuring that they can always take the show\non the road, and have a distribution system and a surviving\npopulation, they can sell more food, weapons, T-shirts, cellphones,\nand the latest Hollywood movies and video games!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnd,\nwhen they ran out of new worlds to conquer and new roads to build,\njust to keep the road crews busy, they paved paradise and put up a\nparking lot! The chickens constantly complain about the service and\nthat nobody’s in charge around here, and I tell them, “It’s\nEmpire baby, and this train ain’t stopping until she derails!”\nRainbow Warriors are often tribal and, sometimes, we refer to\ncivilized people as “Babylonians” because, rather than\nasking simple questions and cracking stupid jokes, they typically\nprefer to babble complete nonsense, argue over totally meaningless\nbullshit, brazenly lie to each other, and erect the most elaborate\nTowers of Babel imaginable, while frequently running in circles\nscreaming and shouting, “The Sky Is Falling!” and “Off\nWith Their Heads!” <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTwo\nthousand years after Aristotle first taught them how to formally\norganize like chickens, in countries around the globe today,\nconservative Babylonians, of every nationality and persuasion, remain\ndeeply suspicious of modern science, empirical evidence, and anyone\nwith a well developed sense of humor, or anybody running around\nasking too many damned questions, while half of them still insist the\nsun revolves around the earth. All the newest evidence indicates the\ndifferences between liberals and conservatives are largely genetic,\nsuggesting that, at least in American politics, the lights are only\nleft on because nobody is ever home to turn them off. An informed\nelectorate that claims the sun revolves around the earth, and votes\nfor Mickey Mouse, is a complete contradiction in terms, and its\nbizarre, to say the least, to listen to the idiots attempt to justify\nwhat they call politics, when their own espoused political beliefs\nare so vacuous, you can predict how they vote using genetic testing,\nand the only reason Fox News isn’t labeled fake news, is\nbecause they can afford enough lawyers to call a sow’s ear a\nsilk purse, and charge as much as the market will bear.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, nobody ever bothers with genetic testing, because they\nalready know damned well the idiots will believe anything you repeat\noften enough and vote for whichever clown advertises the most. The\nvery idea their political beliefs even matter to themselves for\nanything more than cheap thrills, comforting lies, endless\ndistractions, and instant gratification is merely another one of\ntheir more popular delusions. Studies indicate that both republicans\nand democrats hate each other more than they trust their own\npolitical parties, and its a grudge match straight out of\nProfessional Wrestling, while their confidence in their own mass\nmedia and rigged elections sinks lower with each passing year. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDespite\nendless complaints about evil governments and evil corporations\nconstantly lying to them, and destroying the fabric of society, there\nis no demand whatsoever for lie detectors, even though you can buy\none built into a cellphone these days. There’s no reason every\ncellphone, TV, and courtroom in America couldn’t come with its\nown built-in lie detector and fact checkers, complete with a loud\nbuzzer that goes off every time some damned fool lies, and modern lie\ndetectors are almost as accurate as Newtonian mechanics. But, the\ntruth has always been a hard sell, and conservatives and liberals\neverywhere tend to view the slightest suggestion that they’re\nirrational, much less, blatant liars who’re only interested in the\ntruth if makes them money, as a grave insult because, of course,\nchickens are the masters of acting indignant.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAfter\na century of concerted effort, nobody has ever documented the\nexistence of common sense anywhere in the world and, according to\nmodern science, nobody has any common sense, because there’s no\nsuch thing as common sense or conventional wisdom. Many have claimed\nthat Americans don’t have a culture but, as far as anybody can\ntell, for thousands of years, the entire Western Hemisphere has\nlargely just been making it all up as they go along, believing\nwhatever bullshit happens to sound good to the idiots, or whatever\nanyone repeats often enough. Westerners are known for being creative\nand, once you get over about four hundred people, conventional wisdom\nand common sense can become little more than a popular excuse to lie\nand spout complete bullshit more often, while Americans aren’t\nfamous for quality products at reasonable prices, but for Hollywood\nmovies, franchises, marketing, and a line of crap a mile long.\nUnfortunately, all that creativity comes at the price of some of the\nworst lies deeply dividing the country, and coming back to bite us in\nthe ass, as happened in the American Civil War!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAn\nactual citizen of Babylon once left a message on a cuneiform tablet,\ndated to within a century after the invention of writing, complaining\nthat the new invention was ruining their children, who had become\nlazy, and no longer bothered to memorize everything. The US was the\nfirst country to adopt universal literacy but, a century and a half\nago, 95% of the population was illiterate, and lucky if they had ever\ntraveled two hundred miles from where they were born. Making common\nsense and conventional wisdom, frequently the best that they could\nmanage and, if Mark Twain is any example, it was also one of the few\nforms of cheap entertainment available. Forty years of extensive\nstudies concluded that the republican party organizes along the same\nlines as a flock of chickens, while yet another forty years of\nstudies conducted by neurologists, concluded our neurons also\norganize like chickens. Further investigation has revealed that our\nneurons have little choice, due to their vast numbers making\nattempting to organize in more complex ways, horribly inefficient.\nDonald Hoffman is a Game theorist who spent ten years studying all\nthe neurological evidence and running one computer simulation after\nanother, only to reluctantly conclude that if the human mind and\nbrain had ever remotely resembled anything like reality, we would\nalready be an extinct species. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTragically,\nthe moral of “The Emperor’s New Clothes” is that,\nin spite of being the absolute worst liar on the planet, “Big\nBrother” gained control of the government in George Orwell’s\n“1984”, because the idiots had been lying to themselves\nfor so long, that they were ready to believe almost anything you\nrepeat often enough, and Three Stooges slapstick, reality TV, and\nProfessional Wrestling are about as sophisticated as it gets, unless\nyou happen to like Televangelists. Thus, comprehending the many\nprofound mysteries behind chickenshit Babylonian bullshit, begins\nwith first grasping the blatantly obvious truth, that the more\nfrequently they lie to themselves, and the louder they demand that\neverybody else lie to them, the more incoherent they become, the more\neasily startled, gullible, irrational, and the faster they’ll\nrun in circles screaming, “Off With Their Heads!” For\nchickens, contentment is both the enemy of the status quo and the\nenemy of growth and progress, and the only thing Big Brother had to\ndo was to keep offering the chickens something new and exciting to\npeck at, and war can truly be peace when you’ve never known\nanything remotely like the truth, want nothing whatsoever to do with\nthe truth, much less real peace, and prefer to keep arguing over how\nto make such petty distinctions. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSadly,\nHitler’s “Big Lie” was nothing more than yet\nanother pathetic, “Kindergarten-Post-Truth-Big-Lie”,\nbecause the chickens enforce the lowest common denominator, believing\nalmost anything you repeat often enough, and progressively becoming\nincapable of recognizing the simple truth if it bit them in the ass.\nFor example, a strong majority of Americans tend to ignore any\nevidence they suspect contradicts conventional wisdom, nonetheless,\nfake news and misinformation increase website traffic, over 40% of\nthe population casually spread misinformation on social media, and\nover half insist the government and corporations, that they call\nevil, must lie to them for their own protection, and are usually much\ntoo liberal about these things, arguing that see no evil, hear no\nevil, speak no evil and voting for whichever clown advertises the\nmost, or yells the loudest, is the only realistic political\ncompromise possible. Up to 90% of the population are gullible enough\nto have convinced themselves that they’re better than average at\nspotting misinformation, or bullshit, while half of them tend to\nspread a great deal of misinformation, being foolish enough to\nbelieve whatever the hell sounds good to them, or just not giving a\ndamned about the truth. With everyone loudly demanding that everybody\nelse lie to them, naturally, Babylonians also tend to deeply distrust\ntheir own mass media, which is increasingly commercializing all of\nthe more soothing, calming, thoughtful, intriguing, provocative,\ntitillating, riveting, and galvanizing lies that the mainstream\ndemands, to go along with the recent surplus in computer generated\ngratuitous violence. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHaving\nno sense of humor worth anyone ever mentioning, Galileo and Aristotle\nhad both failed to take into account the moral of “The\nEmperor’s New Cloths” that, in the name of common sense,\nboth young and old alike were discouraged from accepting even the\nevidence of their own senses, much less, from asking too many damned\nquestions, cracking any stupid jokes, or laughing at anything. In\nancient times, the tax collector might be the only stranger that some\npeasants see all year long, and they could easily have their head cut\noff on the spot for contradicting authorities, or running around\nasking too many stupid questions, much less daring to laugh or crack\na joke, and conservatives still sometimes say, “Children should\nbe seen and not heard”. The Roman emperor Caligula once paraded\nthrough Rome naked, and you can bet everybody smacked any little kids\nthat might have dared to laugh, because he was insane enough to never\nhesitate to rape or kill anyone, just to entertain the mindless mob! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nwarriors on a battlefield in a life or death situation, Babylonians\nstill frequently go to extremes such as deliberately lying to their\nown children, taking them to churches where the preachers encourage\nthem to blame the whole world for all of their problems, and will\neven beat them regularly, in order to stunt their sense of humor and\nmake them more grimly determined, vicious, and competitive. If our\nglorious leader of the free world rode a horse naked on the White\nHouse lawn, you can rest assured that countless conservatives would\nall salute the flag, and smack their kids if they dared to laugh. The\nliberal half of Babylon is less extreme, but still relies heavily on\ncomplete bullshit, sarcasm, blatant lies, and Aristotle’s logic\njust to get anything accomplished. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nmany as a third of Babylonians seldom care about the truth, and will\neven peck away at their own reflection in a mirror and, sometimes, I\ntell particularly sarcastic Babylonians, “You cannot attack\nwhat you cannot comprehend”. The Irish potato famine, for\nexample, was caused by English landlords raising the price of rent so\nhigh that the peasants could only afford to eat potatoes, and a\npotato blight resulted, causing them to starve by the millions. Dead\npeasants don’t pay rent, and the English economy was suffering\nas a result of their own greed, which became known euphemistically as\n“The Irish Problem”. Johnathan Swift was a popular author\nand a liberal Englishman, who optimistically wrote a sarcastic letter\nto the editor, suggesting that it was every loyal Englishman’s\nduty to eat Irish babies, in order to prop up their economy and, for\nhis efforts, he received several thousand letters from people asking\nwhere they could buy their Irish babies and find recipes. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\ngrandmother used to say, “Sarcasm can be many things, but is\nnever pretty” because, of course, sarcasm is just more\nelaborate Three Stooges slapstick in the name of common sense, that\nrefuses to acknowledge the blatantly obvious truth, that sharing the\ntruth or a genuine sense of humor, are the last damned things that\ncommon sense ever promotes! Regrettably, when you lie to yourself all\nthe time, refuse to share the truth, want nothing whatsoever to do\nwith the truth, and demand that everybody else lie to you, you have\nsold your own damned soul down the river, and Three Stooges slapstick\nis your new religion! The moral of the story of Job in the Bible is\nthat, no matter how bad life gets, its flat out impossible to not\nhave faith that there exists a higher truth, than lowbrow Babylonian\nslapstick and the mindless mob. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAn\nintellectual chicken is a complete oxymoron, and sarcasm often\nexplodes into violence because its just so many chickens trying to\nsound more impressive, by arguing over who is the better liar, or who\nis more stupid. For example, our glorious leader of the free world\nhas well over 4,000 blatant lies attributed to him, during his time\nin office alone, and his proud supporters would reject him\nimmediately if he ever stopped lying. Babylonians like to think of\nthemselves as practical and skeptical but, the truth is, they don’t\ntrust their own dictionary, much less, the truth, and are more\ninterested in believing whatever the hell they prefer to believe,\nmaking discussing such things out of the question. Still, chickens\nmake good pets and little kids love them, while reality TV and\nProfessional Wrestling are the Cult Of Personality, that worships\ncorn and how loud you can crow. In West Virginia they still say to\nthis day, “You ain’t nothing if you ain’t a chicken\nthief!” If ya can’t steal an egg from a chicken, you are\nthe stupid chicken! So, as an experiment, I conducted my own informal\nonline survey for over a decade, only to confirm that well over half\nthe people I was talking to, make up their own definitions for words.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlmost\nnone of those I surveyed either suspected or cared in the slightest,\neven when informed, that the common dictionary is as common as dirt,\nmerely containing popular definitions, listed in the order of how\nfrequently people use them. In spite of everyone agreeing to answer\nmy two simple questions, most of them complained that my questions\nseemed totally pointless, even after I explained their meaning and\npurpose, and complained that I was obviously wasting their time, with\nmany flat out accusing me of lying about the dictionary. Frequently,\nthey demanded I provide extensive documentation and links to back up\nmy claim about the dictionary, and all of them declined my suggestion\nto read any of the twenty free dictionaries available online, and\ndeclined my offer to teach anyone how to use a dictionary and a\nsearch engine. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tChickens\nwill peck at anything and seldom care about what noises they make\neither, unless they happen to believe it might come back to haunt\nthem, and prefer to debate the definition of stupid over discussing\nthe humble truth, like rational adults. I’m sure I could have\ncreated sparkly red, white, and blue web pages claiming that\nWikipedia and The Oxford English Dictionary are an evil commie plot\nhatched by militant atheists, now hellbent on censoring the internet,\ncorrupting our youth, and manipulating our elections, with the help\nof dissident Russian hackers, and it would have garnered a great deal\nof attention, merely because chickens are always looking for\nsomething new and exciting to peck at, while the very idea that a\nchicken needs to think about what they peck at is absurd! They also\ntend to be suspicious of everything imaginable, become easily\nconfused if you merely avoid arguing with them, point fingers all the\ntime and, of course, are the masters of acting indignant. But, that’s\nalso why little kids love them, and why they make such good pets,\nespecially if you have a sense of humor, know the Art of War, and\ndon’t take all their indignant posturing personally, or expect\na stupid chicken to act like it has half a brain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nConservatives have declared war on everything but the kitchen sink,\nbecause nobody wants to do the dishes, and because chickens can never\nhave enough things to peck at, and will sometimes even go to war with\nthemselves. With continuing progress in robotics, conservatives have\nstarted to declare war on the kitchen sink, and the only thing\nAmericans will never declare war on are all the lies, being widely\npromoted as the solution to all of their problems. Once, a\nconservative Babylonian attempted to bait me, claiming that I had\nsomehow suggested he was cold and heartless, when I never said\nanything about him personally, and never so much as remotely hinted\nat any such a thing. Without reservation, I told him that I didn’t\nthink he was heartless, since I had just met the man, and didn’t\neven know him, but I recommended that he work on his sense of humor.\nThat conservatives are well known for their stunted sense of humor,\nand politics without a well developed sense of humor, is like an\nunhealthy infatuation with an inflatable sex doll, with all of the\naccompanying ugly lowbrow slapstick, its best to avoid whenever\npossible. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCalling\na brainless chicken a blatant liar, an asshole, or whatever is\ntotally pointless, when all you can do is encourage them to keep\narguing over the definition of stupid, or declare war on something\nnew! A heart without a brain and a brain without a heart is the story\nof La-La Land somewhere over the rainbow, which is why I tell people\nyou have to be smarter than a damned chicken, there really is no\nchoice! A Missouri judge legally declared chickens “Walking\nVegetables” and, of course, its totally pointless to call a\nvegetable heartless or brainless. Will Rogers once noted that, “An\nonion will make you cry, but there never was a vegetable that could\nmake people laugh.” If it walks like a chicken, talks like a\nchicken, pecks away at everything like a chicken, then its safe\nenough to assume that, until proven otherwise, its a damned chicken,\nand if you are not familiar with contentious chickens, onions, or\nwalking vegetables, I suggest watching just enough reality TV,\nTelevangelism, and Professional Wrestling to get the basic idea.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBoth\nliberals and conservatives alike have attacked everything I say as\npartisan, even when I tell them that I don’t vote and, after a\nlifetime of following American politics, I still don’t believe\nfor one second, that anybody has ever been in charge around here!\nBonzo the Chimp for President! The idiots demand proof for\neverything, then reject even their own stupid dictionary and\nempirical evidence, and elect a president who is a lawyer, real\nestate agent, reality TV star, and lifelong Professional Wrestling\nfan credited with no less than 4,000 to 25,000 blatant lies during\nhis time in office alone, including still insisting his predecessor\nis not a US citizen. In recent years, the chickens have lost all\nperspective, and the workaholic white population of the US now has\nthe highest rates of suicide, alcoholism, rape, divorce, child abuse,\nand abortion, and likes to point out that blacks have the highest\nhomicide rates, because all the other demographics indicate white\npeople are the biggest assholes in the country! Their population has\nbeen imploding faster than any other on the damned planet, ever since\nthe invention of modern birth control and, me thinks, familiarity\ndoth breed self-contempt and loathing in modern Babylon. If\nTelevangelists loved their audiences and humanity any more, they’d\nall be passing out Cool-Aide, with studies showing just watching them\ncauses significant brain damage. Considering the republican party\nwould have to wear bed sheets to become more lily white, and genetic\ntesting is the most accurate way to determine how anyone votes,\nliberals can now help to overthrow the conservative “Moral\nMajority”, by selling them cheap handguns, porn, and liquor! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nacross the country, mortality rates have been soaring through the\nroof, and the whole affair just seems to be so tragically pointless\nto me, that you’d swear William Faulkner would give up writing, while\nif the marching morons kill themselves any faster, in the name of\nhard work, freedom, and lower taxes, it will have to go in the\nGuinness book of records. They continue to claim the republican party\nis a political party, when their own membership overwhelmingly\ndemands a dictatorship, and all any of them will spout is rhetorical\nnonsense. Mel Brooks himself could never make this shit up, with\nfreedom fighters in the Wild West committing Voluntary Genocide in\nthe name of lower taxes and free enterprise, while demanding a\ndictatorship and still claiming the sun revolves around the earth!\nOut of good conscience, I personally can’t defend the right to\nvote or the freedom of speech of complete idiots, who reject their\nown dictionary, still insist the sun revolves around the earth,\ndemand everybody lie to them for their own protection, and whose\nconservative family values don’t appear to promote survival,\nmuch less, reproduction of the species. Working yourselves to death,\ncalling your own country evil, and killing yourselves, is just no way\nto bring back the good old days, unless you happen to be the\nHatfields and McCoys!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\npopular rock band “Yes” said it best for countless\nhippies like me, “I’ve seen all good people turn their\nheads each day, so satisfied, I’m on my way!” I’m\noutta here baby, time to blow this Popsicle stand! Long ago, many of\nus learned to keep our distance from any of the more insane\nBabylonians, brazenly strutting all over the place and acting like\nindignant chickens. Vonstantly complaining about the service,\nendlessly spouting sarcasm and blatant lies, and seldom questioning\nhow frequently they contradict themselves. There’s just no such\nthing as reasoning with either brainless chickens, tiny infants, or\ncomplete idiots who demand the whole world lie to them, preferring to\nargue over the definition of stupid. Occasionally, looking for love\nin all the wrong places, yelling “Jump!” to people on the\ntops of tall buildings for cheap thrills, attempting to buy happiness\non Fantasy Island, trampling each other to death for\nlow-low-low-as-you-can-go prices, voting for Mickey Mouse because he\noffers the most believable tax cuts, endlessly pointing fingers, and\nalways attempting to sound more reasonable, exciting, and convincing,\nwhile refusing to use a stupid dictionary, much less, ever seriously\nattempting to share their words and play nice. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nyou can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle em with bullshit\nand, enthusiastically believing themselves to be clever, brainless\nchickens will sometimes commonly deny the truth at the drop of a hat,\nand make endless bogus claims and spout endless bullshit demands,\nover the stupidest crap imaginable, that they may know absolutely\nnothing about, as if they were merely two years old. In the US, for\nexample, our glorious leader used a magic marker on TV attempting to\nprove the weatherman was wrong, and that a hurricane would hit\nAlabama instead of Georgia because, like any two year old, chickens\nare usually lucky if they can even vaguely comprehend that the truth\nactually exists, if you tell them its on sale at Walmart. But you can\nrest assured his supporters all consider him to be extremely mature,\nshrewd, and astute, and merely eccentric, because he speaks their\nchickenshit language, always aiming for the lowest common\ndenominator. In recent years, professional comedians have been\ncomplaining that they already have enough material, and can’t\ncompete with reality while, now, our glorious leader is insisting\nthat doctors’ warnings about a deadly pandemic are wrong and,\nnext, I expect him to go on TV and tell brain surgeons how to do\ntheir job.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, psychologists keep debating whether he’s suffering from\ndementia or psychosis, in spite of a quarter of Americans running\naround claiming the sun revolves around the earth, and acting like\nspoiled two year olds, constantly throwing tantrums, and our glorious\nleader himself being a real estate agent, lawyer, reality TV star,\nand lifelong Professional Wrestling fan, credited with well over\n4,000 blatant lies during his time in office alone. One psychologist\nclaimed he fit every criteria for a narcissistic psychopath, but the\ncriteria he listed could also be used to describe Professional\nWrestling and, of course, his criteria didn’t include\ncompulsive lying. You would think psychologists had never watched the\nBeverly Hillbillies or the Marx Brothers, and never had an argument\nwith a two year old. Wealthy people prefer to be called eccentric,\nrather than insane, but they’d rather you called them insane\nthan a compulsive liar, which is fighting words amongst all the\nlawyers, bankers, and politicians, who are increasingly difficult to\ndistinguish from each other.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBrazenly\naccusing a third of the population, and our glorious leader, of all\nbeing compulsive liars, who struggle to distinguish reality from\nProfessional Wrestling and, all too frequently, wouldn’t\nrecognize the simple truth if it bit them in the ass, is considered\npoor manners in even the mass media, which typically have much lower\nstandards for such things, but still retain a healthy appreciation\nfor the power of the mindless mob, to burn them to the ground, salt\nthe earth, and pave right over them, in the ancient Roman tradition\nfor expanding public parking. The mass media reported that only 17%\nof the capital hill rioters were extremists, yet more democrats than\nrepublicans now claim the constitution is irrelevant, and 43% of the\npopulation insisted their president should be above the law\naltogether, and none of the idiots even knows how to use a\ndictionary! As if an entire political party claiming the sun revolves\naround the earth, attacking their own government with nonstop empty\nrhetoric, refusing to share their words and cooperate on anything,\nand demanding a dictatorship, is never to be confused with political\nextremism in a democracy. Recently, Americans have been debating\nwhether half the country is now a cult, despite practically the\nentire republican party demanding a dictator, and the Tea Party\ntrashing out our constitution and government for almost 30 years,\nbecause calling them blatant liars that are not worth giving the time\nof day to, would be a call for civil war! Whenever Babylonians ask me\nif I need anything, frequently I tell them I have significant brain\ndamage, but I really need a complete lobotomy, and ask if they have\nan ice pick handy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\nso much love, desire, and respect for the truth going around, even\nasking simple questions is frequently anathema, making communication\nmore about volume and intonation than anything else, while honesty is\nonly a lonely word because greedy publishers keep printing whatever\nsells more dictionaries, with the most popular definitions still\nbeing the ones people enjoy arguing over the most. The courts keep\ndragging their feet as well, and refuse to allow anyone to patent or\ncopyright honesty or the truth, driving down the demand even further.\nLike I said, the truth has always been a hard sell and, for example,\neven insanity sells much better than the truth if you’re a\npharmacist or a bartender, but a recent survey indicated that most\nBabylonians interpret “rational behavior” as somehow\nself-interested, and “reasonable behavior” as somehow\nmore fair, balanced, and inclusive. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFreedom\nisn’t free, and the truth hurts for a reason, which is why it\nremains such a hard sell, because the bitter pill to swallow is that\nthe price of freedom just keeps going up while, for chickens, its\nyour patriotic duty to vigilantly defend your right to debate the\ndefinition of stupid, and who is the best example, which is only\ncommon sense as anyone who watches Professional Wrestling or reality\nTV knows. The meaning of words simply depends upon how pleasant a\nword sounds to the ear, how easily it rolls off the tongue, how\nconvincingly sincere you appear to be, how persistent you are in\nrepeating yourself, or whoever has the most money, authority, and\ninfluence, or just so happens to spout more exciting smack, or yells\nthe loudest, and the very idea that the Babylonian mainstream would\never let mere semantics, the stupid dictionary, or any silly\ninconvenient truth, ever prevent them from exercising their common\nsense is absurd! With everybody arguing over the definition of stupid\nand who is the best example, just knowing the truth, much less\ndiscussing it with anyone, can be entirely counterproductive and flat\nout dangerous in Babylon, where the legal system punishes people for\nwithholding evidence, yet, provides almost no protection for\nwhistle-blowers and, in recent years, has even begun compelling\npeople to testify against themselves, while proudly continuing to\nprovide the public service of supplying the absolute best justice\nthat money can buy, at affordable rates, with special discounts and\nbonuses for loyal customers, and Wall Street employees. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNow\nthe public is demanding that our glorious leader be above the law\naltogether, making him the ultimate legal authority in the land and,\nas a businessman, able to set fair prices for justice, and for\nworshiping Mammon. He’s insisted he has the right to face his\naccusers, while congress has already given the president the\nauthority to torture and kill anybody on the planet, or even in\norbit, without having to so much as inform anyone. So you know he’s\nbig on justice, but the truth remains the playground of billionaires\ntoday, and far too rich for my blood. Once seen, some things cannot\nbe unseen, once heard, some things cannot be unheard, while bullshit\nalong the lines of what I write, is just so much easier to produce,\nless distasteful, safer, and cheaper. Frequently, I warn people to\navoid the truth whenever possible in Babylon, don’t go there,\nnever claim to know the truth if you can help it, avoid getting\ninvolved in any Babylonian insanity, because you already know\nperfectly well, that the mindless mob will believe whatever the hell\nsounds good to them at the time, and the truth is the last damned\nthing that anybody gives a shit about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSharing\ntheir own dictionary, much less the truth, just sounds too much like\nsocialism, or worse still, another liberal fantasy, and the more you\ncan accept that the stupid truth is often flat out dangerous and\nridiculously expensive in Babylon, the easier it is to avoid getting\ninvolved in any of their more overpriced, self-defeating, totally\npointless, and downright ugly lowbrow slapstick. For example, despite\nit being common knowledge that Fox News is legally entertainment that\nliterally shortens your lifespan, and that Americans have been voting\nfor whoever advertises the most for over twenty years, nevertheless,\nthe current political conflict surrounding the impeachment of the US\npresident has been compared to the civil war! Physicians have been\nreporting a sharp increase in the number of accidents, suicides,\nalcoholism, and premature deaths among conservatives in particular,\nas if George Orwell were broadcasting “War of The Worlds”\nfor the first time, and the idiots believed the Martians were\ninvading. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMeanwhile,\nfor decades, every study done by every major university has indicated\nthat our votes matter less than ever before, and a twenty year study\ncommissioned by Princeton University concluded that, no matter who\nwas elected to congress, only the top 10% of the wealthiest ever got\nanything they wanted. All the money has steadily floated to the top\nfor over forty years and, if we still have a democracy, it serves “We\nThe Deserving Few”, but there’s no proof whatsoever that\nour votes still matter in the slightest, or that either party\nactually represents the interests of the people. Especially, since\nthey all reject their own dictionary, making it difficult to\ndetermine who to believe, unless you have a billion dollars, and can\nbelieve whatever the hell you want. Which is the same thing that\nhappened when the international conglomerates corrupted, the then\nwidely respected democracy, of the Roman Republic, and established\nthe Roman Empire, by pandering to the same mindless mob that their\nown entrenched wealth and middle class had promoted.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJulius\nCaesar was stabbed to death on his own senate steps, for insisting\nthat at least the upper middle class retain a meaningful vote,\nlending him greater support in opposition to the conglomerates and\nentrenched wealth, that had taken over the country. “Those In\nHigh Places Hate Surprises”, and got him out of the way fast,\nbefore he could pull anymore surprises on them. Embarrassingly,\ncorrupting an entire nation of chickens is as easy as offering\nridiculous tax cuts, then putting the idiots a few trillion dollars\nin debt, and walking away with a slap on the wrist, which is also why\nits illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse or to throw large sums of cash\noff the tops of tall buildings, because chickens never can resist\ncorn.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nassuming for a moment, against all the evidence, that anybody’s\nvote still makes a snowball’s difference in hell as to who gets\nelected, and who they represent, there’s absolutely no reason\nto vote or to follow national politics if you aren’t wealthy,\nexplaining why both social mobility and voter turnout are the lowest\nin the developed world, because at least half the country has already\nbeen disenfranchised. Not to worry though, since they’re\nstarting to vote for Mickey Mouse these days, a quarter of them still\nclaim the sun revolves around the earth, and they’re storming the\npalace with knives and pitch forks for cheap thrills, the simple\ntruth is, their votes never did seem to matter all that much to begin\nwith and, technically, insisting everybody lie to you all the time\ndoes not count as an informed electorate. What we need is a\nThink-Tank to step forward, take the lead, and figure out how to give\nthe American people all of the impartial and objective patriotic lies\nthat they can possibly stomach, you know, educate them and spice\nthings up a bit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLamentably,\nalmost every single conservative that I’ve spoken to has\nconfirmed that they know perfectly well their votes no longer matter,\nbut the only solution either liberals or conservatives have ever\nproposed to me more than once is to, “Vote The Bums Out of\nOffice!” Jesus may have to forgive his political opposition,\nbut never conservatives! Many also know damned well they are killing\nthemselves, and ration their “Booze and Fox News” and\ndonate more to charity hoping to extend their lives. The entire\nelectorate has been gerrymandered to death by both parties, our\nconstitutional rights have been suspended indefinitely, congress has\nauthorized the military to round up citizens like so many cattle, and\nover 40% of the population now insists that our glorious leader\nshould be above the law altogether, and allowed to commit even high\ncrimes and treason, and has the right to face his accusers because,\nof course, only a patriotic traitor and compulsive liar who is above\nthe corrupt petty laws of our evil government, can possibly Make\nAmerica Great Again! Conservatives keep telling me that, if I don’t\nvote, I shouldn’t talk about politics, and I tell them I’m\nmerely attempting to save taxpayer lives and money, and just don’t\nsee any future in supporting a political system that promotes the\nhighest rates of divorce, suicide, abortion, and alcoholism, and the\nlowest social mobility, lowest voter turnout, and lowest reproductive\nrates in the world!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAl\nCapone once claimed he became the head of the Chicago Mafia, because\nhe was the best liar, and conservatives have always confused the\nMafia with a functional government, but even the Mafia requires\ncompetition, or its every man for himself! The whole idea its\npossible to have politicians who are compulsive liars, voted into\noffice in rigged elections, and entirely above the law, yet still\nsomehow considered legitimate political figures, is just too weird\nfor me to wrap my head around. Lynch mob morality begs such\nfascinating questions as, “Does God need legal rights if he’s\nalready above the law, and can print money? Does the Mafia require\nspecial protection from the legal system, if they own the legal\nsystem?” Forget about foreign concepts, politics without laws\nis a Martian concept, invented by lawyers with enough money behind\nthem that the idiots will buy anything they repeat often enough. The\nonly explanation anyone has ever given to me for why they continue to\nbother to waste their time and sanity watching the news, voting, and\narguing over who’s in charge around here, instead of stocking\nup on guns and ammo, is because they can’t stand the thought of\nthe opposition winning. Ya don’t need a weatherman to know the\nboob tube was left on too damned long, when the idiots start to argue\nwith their own boob tube, and begin to thoroughly enjoy repeatedly\nshooting themselves in the foot! Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, we’ve\nall seen this cartoon before! Ask not what your country can do for\nyou, but how many times can you shoot yourself in the foot while\nsaluting the flag?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhenever\nanybody asks for my advice on American politics, I suggest they\nchange the channel altogether, and start watching more educational\ncartoons like the Simpsons or, better yet, blow up their fucking TV\nas a public health service recommended by the AMA, and start playing\nthe slots in Vegas baby, because participating in American politics\nis now officially only for the wealthy, and total losers addicted to\nreality TV, Fox News, Televangelism, and Professional Wrestling. Get\nover it already! A quarter of Americans are so stupid that they still\ninsist the sun revolves around the earth, and their idea of politics\nis running around screaming, “Off With Their Heads", while\nthe other half of the conservative population often call themselves\n"Independents", but almost always vote republican, and\nurges them on from the side-lines. Clearly, the will of the people is\nto declare our glorious leader above the law, and create a Banana\nRepublic, where their votes no longer matter, by spending billions on\never more thrilling, and exhaustively rigged elections, to vote the\nbums out of office! Don Henley famously sang, “You don’t\nreally wanna know just how far its gone…” but, Hollywood\nwriters are working hard to make it the new norm and, when it comes\nto American politics, Pink Floyd always said it best for me, “Hello,\nhello, hello… is there anybody in there?”<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDuring\nthe Occupy protests, the billionaire mayor of NYC, Micheal Bloomberg,\narrested 26 reporters in one day, only to get a slap on the wrist\nfrom Obama. Even the major news outlets with all their full-time\nlawyers declined to sue the man, that is, after their accountants\nconfirmed that they could never make money, attempting to sue a\nbillionaire. If money isn’t the law of the land, it remains a\nwildly popular substitute, and the next best thing if you happen to\nbe a billionaire mayor, or work on Wall Street. However, as\nAmericans, we like to believe we have higher standards, so we make\nsure all the cops warn any new illegal aliens, not to try to bribe\nthem with petty cash. The mass media is all too well aware that the\npublic could not give a damn about what billionaires do for\nentertainment, boys will be boys, with few papers even bothering to\nrun the incident as front page news. For over a year, I regularly\nasked people if they knew reporters were being arrested and, of\ncourse, almost none of them did, while only one person has mentioned\nthe incident to me since it happened, and it has largely been swept\nunder the rug and forgotten. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nI said, Martian politics without any laws or reliable sources for\nnews, or anyone having a clue as what the hell is going on around\nhere, is just too weird for me personally and sounds unhealthy,\nunappealing, way too expensive and, as far as I can tell, serves no\ndamned practical purpose whatsoever, if you aren’t wealthy. Why\nshould anyone give a damned about a government that is so enlightened\nnobody even knows how to use a stupid dictionary, a quarter of their\nown population still claims the sun revolves around the earth, they\nhave the lowest voter turnout in the developed world, everybody calls\nthem evil, and they have to make it illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse?\nNow Bloomberg is talking about running for president himself while,\nwith the exception of the *Evil Fox News Network*, our glorious\nleader supports freedom of speech and the mass media and, in the\nhonorable tradition of NYC slum lords, cut another mass media news\noutlet a deal on their rent, for criticizing him less often, while\nthreatening to pull the licenses of the others. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nrecord two million women marched in peaceful protest against the\nelection of their new president, but they represented less than 1% of\nthe population, while it is now illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse in\nMaryland, because his imaginary tax cuts were so much more believable\nthen any of the official candidates and, obviously, politics without\na lot of silly laws, where you just have a few simple brand names to\nchoose from, and can pay cash or credit for whatever you can afford,\nis just a much more attractive option for busy voters today. In\npractically every election, they always vote for whoever offers the\nbest tax cuts, which is usually the clown advertising the most, and\nthere’s simply no need whatsoever for any inconvenient\nred-tape, or stupid laws, when you can just sell people their own\ngovernment, and cut out the middleman. The rest of the country is\nstill debating whether it might be a good idea to at least try to\nmaintain the pretense of rule of law, considering their votes no\nlonger matter, their constitution has been shredded, and over 40% of\nthe country now insists that what the nation requires is a\n“president”, who is not a dictator, but is somehow above\nthe law, and allowed to commit even high crimes and treason, so\neveryone has a better idea of just how much their government costs. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nfar as I’m concerned, its every American’s birthright to\ndemand the *Glorious Banana Republic* of their choice, where their\nvotes no longer matter and whoever spends more on advertising,\narrests more reporters, hires Russian hackers, talks the most\nexciting Professional Wrestling smack, and promises this, that, and\nthe other thing, gets to become our shiny new Glorious Leader, but I\nstill suggest blowing up their fucking TV, for the sake of their own\nhealth if nothing else. Haters gotta hate, and by who and what you\nhate, by this are you truly known, in an angry flock of chickens!\nThankfully, modern science has made it possible, to use Fuzzy Logic\nand automation, to save the lives of countless brainless chickens\naround the world. Fuzzy Logic is based on the simple observation that\nsome things, such as jokes, are “partially true” or\n“partially bullshit” and Oneness Poetry is almost 12,000\nyears old, while Stone Henge and written language are only half that.\nEven the Buddha expressed serious interest in the subject, yet the\nrigorous development of modern fuzzy logic and linguistic analysis,\nhad to wait for engineers and philosophers to became so desperate in\nthe last century, that they were willing to try anything. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThose\nmore familiar with the work of Ludwig Wittgenstein, commonly describe\nhis linguistic analysis as akin to reading a dry auto-repair manual,\nwhile those less familiar with his work, often complain it is utterly\nincomprehensible. Explaining why his linguistic analysis remains so\ncontroversial to this day, as simply the result of it being low in\nentropy, or low in content, making it suspiciously resemble a joke or\nmysticism, that chickenshit academics can seldom hope to grasp. In\nthe Socratic tradition, this book takes his chickenshit academic\nlinguistic analysis to the next level, leveraging contextual\nvagueness and the multifractal equation of the Tao Te Ching, to\nstress authenticity over knowledge. Illustrating according to\nacademic standards, how chickenshit academics with institutionally\nstunted senses of humor, seldom comprehend authenticity as more than\na vague abstraction, and seldom even have a clue how to use a stupid\ndictionary, much less share the truth, making them easy to exploit\nand cheap to replace with automation, along with most other\noccupations these days. Crucially, thanks to helping to set the legal\nstandards, academia remains the most sensible way to begin\nsystematically exploiting any kind of rhetoric or complete nonsense,\nfor fun and for profit, which I cover in extensive detail.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBabylonians\ncan write whatever bizarre history books they can sell at Walmart,\nnext to the tabloids, but academia has already accumulated a mountain\nof their own evidence that thoroughly condemns them, and academics\nthemselves are now starting to demand the sciences become more\nsustainable, just in time for global warming. Meanwhile, awareness\ncontinues to spread, far and wide, that the entire world ecology is\non the verge of collapsing, and all our jobs are about to be\nautomated out of existence, while a quarter of the civilized world\nstill claims the sun revolves around the earth, and our glorious\nleader who is charged with addressing such problems supports burning\ncoal, and is a reality TV star and lifelong fan of Professional\nWrestling who, obviously, thinks academics are way overpaid and full\nof crap. Forget about reading, writing, and arithmetic, after a\ncentury of public education, almost one in four Americans still\nclaims the sun revolves around the earth, because academia is so\nenlightened and progressive, that they cannot even teach a child how\nto use a stupid dictionary, much less, how to share their words, and\nplay nice more often, even if it kills them dammit! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nonly explanation their teachers have ever given to me is that only\nQuakers and total losers teach children how to use a dictionary,\nshare their words and play nice, which are political and cultural\nissues. Sadly, watching reruns of Gilligan’s Island and Green\nAcres was never a substitute for culture, or for learning how to use\na damned dictionary, share your words and play nice! Bob <\/font>Marley\nsentimentally sang, “How long shall they kill our prophets,\nwhile we stand aside and look?” Many might understandably\nassume that I’m exaggerating the seriousness of the situation,\nbut I remain thoroughly convinced that unless the idiots can agree\nupon using their own stupid dictionary, at least half the time, and\ntry to share their words and play nice more often, they’ll keep\nright on killing every damned one of them at the first opportunity,\nwhile everybody else stands aside and takes exciting photographs,\nthey can sell to the mass media! <\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBig\nBird is not an evil commie plot, and Jim Henson was practically a\nsaint as comedians go, or both of them might have been lynched right\nthere on Sesame Street, with the cameras rolling, just to teach all\nthe little kids a lesson they’ll never forget! All too\npredictably, Sesame Street and the UN have failed miserably in their\nheroic efforts to encourage the public to share their words and play\nnice more often but, fear not, the latest and greatest supercomputers\nare being programmed as I write this, with the arcane knowledge of\nhow to use a stupid dictionary, and are about to translate all of\nthese stupid jokes, into rigorous terms that even mainstream\nBabylonian academics can grasp. Meaning finally, at long last, we can\nget this over with, and even Babylonian academics will soon be able\nto safely get more of the punch lines to infantile jokes, older than\nmonuments, in their own lamentably stilted, if still admirably\nrigorous, grimly humorless, traditional institutionalized fashion.\nAll they have to do is be studious and, if you reward them, academics\nare very good at being studious, just like their own experimental lab\nrats, and behaviorists should use each other as test subjects more\noften, so they can compare their own behavior against that of the\nrats, and see what they’ll do for the promise of money.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDown\non the farm, legend has it that if you feed a chicken, they’ll\nlove you forever or, at least, love your corn, and its quite possible\nto encourage academics to experiment on each other! Join the Soupy\nSales Club Today, <\/font><\/font>****And\nClick Here To Win A Million Dollars!!!****<\/u><\/font><\/font>\nEverybody wants to rule the world, but money rules the world and has\na life of its own, and it should be possible to prove it to the\nsatisfaction of even intellectual Three Stooges or, at least,\nencourage them to pay for the privilege of dying faster. Of course,\nin the name of free markets and the customer always being right, and\ncareful to use double-blind studies, to determine exactly where the\ncontentious idiots just happen to draw the line between logic and\nhumor, truth and bullshit, and just how often they happen to strongly\ndisagree with their own damned facts and dictionaries.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ntruth shall set you free, but only if it doesn’t get you\nkilled! Will Rogers famously complained to his manager that his\naudiences would only laugh at his stupid jokes if they contained the\ntruth, but academics have extremely stunted senses of humor and, all\ntoo often, wouldn’t recognize the simple truth if it bit them\nin the ass! Making them an excellent choice for a test population, in\nwhich to explore the technology and potential new markets. Publishers\nare always looking for exciting ways to expand their markets, so I\ngive suggestions in another chapter for how to cheaply automate the\nprocess, of encouraging the monkey to chase the weasel, while\ncharging them for the privilege of debating the definition of stupid,\nand erecting more pay walls. <\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nyou can’t steal an egg from a bunch of eggheads who can’t\neven teach a child how to use a stupid dictionary, you are the damned\negghead! Capitalism is the foundation of American democracy and, if\nyou ask me, we should make it legal to sell our votes at Walmart and\nSeven-Eleven, right along with the lottery tickets, so everybody\nknows just exactly how much their votes are worth these days. Fox\nNews is legally entertainment, because they’ll sue anyone who calls\nthem Fake News, and learning the truth or getting involved in any way\nwhatsoever has never been more expensive, and the pay walls and\nghetto walls are going up fast, while greed is a powerful motivator\nfor the wealthy, who eat each other alive at every opportunity, and\njust love over-educated fools who don’t even know how to use a\ndictionary, whose votes no longer matter, and whose constitution has\nbeen shredded. As every teacher knows, there’s nothing like\nhaving a captive audience and, according to their own studies,\nacademics in the wealthiest countries in the world suck at addressing\nsocial issues, and would have to deliberately try to do worse,\npossibly reflecting their inability to reproduce, or to even teach a\nchild how to use a dictionary. As I said, Fox News is legally\nentertainment, but The Wall Street Bull Is A Sacred Cow, and you can\nencourage academics to use their own rhetoric to blame each other and\nthe same students they teach, in the name of freedom of speech, and\nmake money merely giving them whatever they demand to hear.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\nalready possible to earn a comfortable living encouraging chickens\neverywhere to blindly attack each other, and spout rhetorical\nnonsense, but automating the process is still a haphazard affair,\nthat can be made much more systematic and scientifically rigorous, by\nincorporating AI in particular. According to a report from the future\nhead of Amazon, the US is falling perilously behind in AI, with the\nChinese surging ahead, making it crucial to develop the technology as\nrapidly as possible, within the public domain and private sector, and\nnot rely on any single individual, government, corporation, or\nacademic institution, with a stunted sense of humor, to set standards\nor hobble free market enterprise. The way to Make America Great\nAgain, is to give them all the analog logic they can possibly use!\nThe problem is, the chickens oppose the development of analog logic\nwithin their own academic institutions, while Vaudeville is\nundisciplined, making the solution obvious. All academic institutions\nare not created alike, and the clowns can be easily encouraged to\ncompete against one another, while raising more pay walls. Academia\nis already dividing into public and private, open and classified,\nfree and pay-per-view, and the more lofty the ivory tower, the more\nstunted their sense of humor. Nothing beats going straight to the\nsource, and seeing just how long it takes them to catch on, while\ngetting paid to entertain yourself, and my work is in quantifying\nhumor in the public domain, that academics can never hope to\ncomprehend.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\nall the hot air they spout, encouraging intellectual Three Stooges\neverywhere to learn how to either share their words and play nice\nmore often, or die trying, could be the single most effective way to\ncombat Global Warming! Thankfully, Three Stooges slapstick is easy to\nautomate, and every branch of the sciences has their own distinctive\ntheories and philosophies, making it possible to turn playing the\nidiots off one another into an exact science, using their own\nresearch and technology. Leveraging the ignorance of the experts\nagainst themselves, by merely providing them with whatever they\ndemand to hear, in the most efficient and expedient manner\ntheoretically possible. Talk about putting the scientific method to\nthe test, the more they lie to themselves, the worse their sense of\nhumor becomes, the easier it is to fool themselves, and the easier\nthey are to exploit by the same students they teach Darwinian\nevolution, and claim should be censored for their own protection.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMuch\nto my shock, among all the other mind-boggling facts that I\ndiscovered over the course of conducting my own private research, is\nthat the harder academics or anyone else insists that everything must\nmake sense, the lower their reproductive rates and higher their\nmortality rates. Our materialistic culture stresses a winner-take-all\nattitude, but most people can’t afford the rat race, and teens\nhave the highest rates of suicide while, the more money people make,\nthe fewer children they have, and money is by far the single biggest\nreason people get divorced, and divorce is the most common reason\nadults commit suicide. Instant Karma’s gonna getcha baby, and\nit appears that our immune system and reproductive system are yin and\nyang, and Ebeneezer Scrooge needed Tiny Tim, every bit as much as he\nneeded him. I cover more of the sociological evidence in later\nchapters, but humans seem to live as long as we do, so that\ngrandparents can spoil their grandchildren, giving their parents a\nnight out once in awhile, and we evolved to live in small groups of\nnormally seven adults, who kept each other more honest. Lending\nentirely new meaning to the Laws of Thought and Psychology, if you\naren’t a chickenshit mainstream academic, afraid to ever go\nthere. <\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhich,\nof course, I cover in extensive detail throughout this book but, for\nnow, suffice it to say academia is about to be confronted with the\nself-evident truth, which is not even remotely like how they prefer\nto view the world, or themselves, making them a fantastic and largely\nuntapped commercial market, with unlimited growth potential, and ripe\nfor development, but its important to get in on the ground floor with\nthese things. Supposedly, academics are among the more intelligent\nBabylonians yet, for the better part of half a century, they’ve\ncomplained that nobody believes in Darwin’s theory of\nEvolution, when a strong majority of Americans distrust modern\nscience, almost none of them know how to even use a dictionary, and a\nquarter of them still insist the sun revolves around the earth.\nActually listening to themselves, much less to each other, sharing\ntheir words and playing nice, are all too often anathema and entirely\ncounterproductive in Babylon, where you can find the truth on sale at\nWalmart prices (Made in America and imported from China!) and,\nsometimes, you’d swear it must be illegal to teach a child how\nto use a dictionary, much less, how to share their words and play\nnice. The humble secret behind both Socratic wisdom and Taoism alike,\nis that the truth is the easiest thing in the world to share while,\naccording to a century of their own evidence, the hallowed halls suck\nat sharing the truth, and always have.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRichard\nDawkins, for example, is a widely recognized leader of militant\natheists, and an Oxford evolutionary theorist, who invented his own\nnonsense word “meme”, convincing millions of his\nfollowers to babble totally meaningless bullshit for decades now, of\ncourse, in the name of science, reason, and survival of the fittest\natheist. Well over a century ago, when it first became common for\npeasants to learn how to read, the lofty ivory towers themselves\ncapitulated to the madness of the wealthy and the mainstream\nhegemony, progressively rejecting even their own stupid dictionary\nand, of course, the flaming idiots eventually bought into their own\nbullshit hook, line, and sinker, convincing themselves that they\ncould change reality as we know it, by merely inventing new words.\nLast time I checked, some of them are still running around babbling\ncomplete nonsense, decades later, and encouraging others to babble\nlike total idiots, in the hope of saving the planet, by inventing new\nand exciting, more highly evolved, meaningless scientific sounding\ngibberish, that can bring humanity together. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, nobody is attempting to inform them that they’ve all been\nbabbling complete nonsense for decades, that only means whatever the\nhell each individual decides it means. Technically, they actually did\nmanage to change reality as we know it, by pulling the wool over\ntheir own damned eyes so hard they fell on their lofty collective\nasses, but I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for anybody to\nadmit they fell on their more evolved fat ass, much less, that they\nknow how it happened and are prepared to correct the problem. These\ndays, academics have so little personal integrity, so little interest\nin actually encouraging people to share their words, and care so\nlittle about the truth, that Oxford never even attempted to inform\nthe fools they’re all spouting complete bullshit and, as far as I can\ntell, nobody even thought to inform them. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tQuite\nthe opposite, academia’s all too predictable chickenshit\nresponse has been to declare war on fake news and misinformation,\nurging congress to censor the mass media and world wide web, so they\ncan continue to invent new nonsense words, and encourage the same\nidiots they teach to keep voting in rigged elections, for whichever\nclown advertises the most. Of course, ensuring that anybody with\nenough money or influence can continue to make up whatever bullshit\nthey please, as they go along. Shakespeare suggested throwing all the\nlawyers in the sea, but he was used to performing for a rough crowd,\nand when so-called “intellectual” leaders in lofty ivory\ntowers taunt each other with rhetoric and made up gibberish, as if\nthey were fighting on the kindergarten playground, lynch mobs take\nthe opportunity to throw lawyers in the sea because they decide they\ncan do a better job at making up their own infantile bullshit, or\nbecause the Mafia offers more justice than the legal system.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nyou can afford it, people lobby publishers all the time, urging them\nto print their own obviously superior definitions for words, but the\npublishers usually ignore them, because they can sell more\ndictionaries if they merely print the most popular definitions, the\nones people already prefer to argue over. Rather than an Urban\nDictionary, what might be more helpful is an “Encyclopedia of\nMeaningless Scholastic Rhetoric, Vacuous Arguments, Complete\nOxymorons, Nonsense Words, Misleading Statements, Distracting\nGibberish, Indignant Posturing, Pies-in-the-Face, and Miserable\nFailures!” You need a damned score card in order to distinguish\nour awe inspiring intellectual leaders from the less reputable\npoliticians, bankers, and lawyers they teach and, no doubt, they’ll\nargue endlessly over the definition of honesty, which is why its so\nimportant to document their ongoing insanity in the public domain,\nanonymously whenever prudent. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnce,\nan atheist told me the dictionary is not a God, and I told him to\ntell it to the judge and see if he throws the book at him. Bet you a\nbillion dollars, if he had a billion dollars, the judge wouldn’t\nthrow the book at him. Clarence Darrow once famously declared, “There\nis no justice in or out of court” but, he was a lawyer, and\nwhether lawyers can actually lie to themselves remains debatable and,\nwith modern medical technology, sometimes negotiable. At any rate,\nyou can still find the word in any damned dictionary and, in parts of\nTexas, justice means you can’t bring your horse inside church\nwith you to be baptized, but you can shoot a hooker for attempting to\nsteal your wallet, while in West Virginia justice means you can\nlegally buy judges by paying for their elections, and invent any\ndamned hillbilly definitions you prefer. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEquality\nunder the law means one man’s money is as good as the next, so\nlong as the Feds don’t get involved or the mindless mob doesn’t\nstart to riot, with democrats now trying to convince conservatives,\nthat their own Constitution is now irrelevant, and so is rioting,\nwith the government thinking about requiring permits for Civil\nDisobedience. Considering that the majority of Americans prefer to\nargue over their own stupid dictionary, that their votes no longer\nmatter, their constitution has been shredded, and almost a quarter of\nthem still claim the sun revolves around the earth, justice is the\nleast of their problems, when its patently obvious half of them are\nso far out of touch with reality that, all too often, they wouldn’t\nrecognize the simple truth if it bit them in the ass. You know its\nbad when Gilligan’s Island and Green Acres start to look like just\nanother tourism or real estate Time Share infomercial. Some have\nwarned of an impending Zombie Apocalypse of the Marching Morons, but\nnature has her own ways of limiting just how stupid people can\nbecome, both individually and collectively, and still manage to\nreproduce, while evolution is no different from anything else in life\nwhich, at best, is two steps forward and one back, or else! Of\ncourse, that means you can sell the zombies whatever nonsense they\ndemand to hear, easily convince them that mindlessly attacking each\nother is the socially responsible thing to do, then sell them\nwhatever they might believe might make them more attractive to other\nzombies, like a hat with flashing LEDs or whatever.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLinguists\nwere eventually compelled to give the word “meme” a\ndemonstrable definition, or it would have gone in the dictionary\nencouraging billions more to babble totally meaningless bullshit for\ndecades to come and, of course, cite Oxford University and Charles\nDarwin as sources, compelling Oxford to lower the cost of tuition\nconsiderably! Its just so much cheaper and easier, and even\npolitically correct, to invent new nonsense words and definitions,\nthen to actually attempt to teach children how to use a dictionary.\nMilitant atheists have made academia their bastion, and are among the\nleading contributors encouraging “intellectual” Three\nStooges everywhere to assume that they’re all brilliant cunning\nlinguists, when they don’t even have a clue how to use a stupid\ndictionary. The brilliant babbling idiots have been arguing so\nheatedly over existing dictionary definitions, that there are no less\nthan 17 widely recognized types of atheism today, including the\ncomplete oxymoron “Agnostic-Atheist” which, quite\npossibly stands for, “Uncertain who’s in charge around\nhere”. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, an atheist once accused me of insulting him by my claiming\nthat an “Agnostic-Atheist” a complete oxymoron, and I had\nto inform him that I don’t determine what people consider to be\na contradiction, nor do I write the dictionary definitions for words,\nor decide what people consider to be funny, and they’ll have to\ntake it up with the publishers, tell it to the judge, or start urging\npeople to burn their dictionaries, and ignore what’s missing\nfrom this picture! Ironically, since I started writing this book and\ntelling people about all this bullshit academic rhetoric, atheists\nhave rushed to remove or update every website claiming there are 17\ntypes of atheism, and are now loudly attempting to deny they ever\nexisted. Exchanging playground taunts was never something I was good\nat, but I do tend to notice what’s missing from this picture,\nwhich is much more valuable if you ask me, while playground bullies\nare always way too smart for their own good. Again, making them an\nexcellent marketing target, since they’re already the most unpopular\nminority, and are gullible enough to believe anyone who tells them\nthey are smarter than the rest. Having spent way too much time on the\nPlayground of Life himself, but swearing that he never did drugs,\nFrank Zappa famously sang, “You are what you is, and that’s\nall it tis!” Militant atheists have dominated academia yet,\nironically, they’re among the most notorious online bullies,\nand the very idea that they even know how to use a stupid dictionary,\nmuch less how to share their words and play nice on the playground,\nis laughable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\n17 types of atheism can be traced back to antiquated Soviet Era\ncommunist propaganda from the 1920s, designed to be used as a foot in\nthe door for contentious Babylonians, all too willing and eager to\nargue for the sake of argument itself, and spout any rhetoric or\nmeaningless bullshit for hours on end, merely to entertain\nthemselves. Proselytizing door to door was popular before the\ninvention of television and the internet, and Wikipedia and the\nOxford dictionary are both infamous for atheist rhetoric but, since\nnobody gives a crap about the dictionary except how to print their\nown versions, all the meaningless rhetoric is just more gibberish for\npublishers and the mass media to sell to their delusional public. In\ncommunist countries, I suppose militant atheists can play Big Brother\nall they want and print whatever damned dictionaries they prefer, of\ncourse, in the name of promoting literacy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWho\nneeds a dictionary when you can just make up anything you want, and\ntell all your teachers, or anyone else, whatever they want to hear?\nIn a few famous cases, individuals have gone on to earn advanced\ndegrees, and retire from successful careers, only to have it\neventually revealed that they were functionally illiterate, while\nworking memory is the only known reliable measure of anyone’s career\npotential, which is what you’d expect in a flock of chickens. A study\nof rocket scientists and brain surgeons concluded they were not\nsmarter than anyone else on the average. Once, just for the hell of\nit, I encouraged a militant atheist to argue that no less than a\ndozen two syllable words were all defined wrong in the dictionary\nproving, to my personal satisfaction, that only a complete idiot\nwould ever waste their time attempting to discuss anything serious\nwith either academics or atheists who, after a century of public\neducation, have so little personal integrity, that they could not\nteach a child how to use a stupid dictionary if their lives depended\non it and, all too often, wouldn’t recognize the simple truth\nif it bit them in the ass. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tForget\nabout growing up in a rough neighborhood, I was a military brat and\ngrew up in them all, because we moved around all the time.\nThankfully, everything I ever needed to know in life I learned in\nkindergarten, because I’m stubborn, and kept searching for\nwhat’s missing from this picture, only to eventually confirm my\nworst suspicions, that the well is truly bottomless!\nPiled-higher-and-deeper gains entirely new meaning, when a strong\nmajority of the public swears by their teachers, but deeply distrusts\nacademia, and the response of the ivory towers is to pompously invent\ntheir own nonsense words, to go along with all the bullshit\nterminology and rhetoric they already promote, while complaining\nabout pay walls, and urging the government to censor the internet.\nSeriously, these fools commonly claim to be more knowledgeable than\nother people, then proceed to reject their own dictionaries, make up\ntheir own nonsense words and bullshit terminology, insist they know\nbetter than anybody else, claim to be impartial as they lobby\ncongress and promote communist rhetoric, and are such highly skilled\nand inspirational teachers, that nearly a quarter of their students\nstill claim the sun revolves around the earth, and its now illegal to\njoin the Mickey Mouse Club in Maryland. Walt Disney would be\nhorrified, and you can write it all off as human nature, or point all\nthe damned fingers you want, but modern academia’s continuing\nabject failure to so much as teach a child how to use a stupid\ndictionary, does not exactly inspire confidence in the future of\nhumanity, much less, public education! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nwhole damned world is falling apart, and the response of the ivory\ntowers is to attack their own dictionary, and anyone who disagrees\nwith them, shooting for the lowest common denominator! Centuries ago,\nnatural philosophy died a slow painful death in the hallowed halls,\nand was replaced with a series of reactionary philosophies, such as\n“Scientific Positivism”, which is about as scientific as\nScientology, and as constructive and positive as playing Wack-a-Mole\nwith the Three Stooges. Karl Popper invented the philosophy, which\nhas never even met its own criteria for a valid philosophy, and\nsupposedly “objective” scientists are still quoting him\nand promoting his philosophy as supporting their theories and,\napparently, have no problem contradicting themselves, and promoting\npseudo-science, that they’ve used for most of a century to deny\nthe physical evidence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nI explain in great detail, in the following chapters, their lack of\nintegrity and brazen insanity makes it that much easier to see how\nyou can quantify lowbrow slapstick, across scales and magnitudes,\nmaking them easy to exploit and cheap to automate. These days, they\nonly call their philosophies natural or scientific, because they\ntaste great and are less filling, fit into their budgets and make a\nlittle money but, sooner than academics think, it will be possible to\nautomate any existing academic philosophy, and science, with much\nbetter results for Hollywood and the private sector. Spinoza’s\nphilosophy was the only real alternative literally produced in eons,\nat great personal risk and sacrifice, outside of the hallowed halls,\nand was merely adopted as an intellectual curiosity. These days, even\nlogistics, such as fuzzy logic, are more often corporate and\ngovernment secrets, making it difficult to develop new philosophies\nwithout consulting with Dr Strangelove, or working entirely outside\nof the system. Sr Stephen Hawking defiantly declared that philosophy\nis dead, but he was almost a century late in making that judgment,\nand missed the faculty meeting where they all broke out their knives.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSupposedly\nHawking was a genius, but the idea anybody is in charge around here,\nor has a coherent philosophy, is laughable, when the chickens are\nrunning around faster than ever, claiming the sun revolves around the\nearth and shouting, “Off With Their Heads!” I’ve\nmet people who attend KKK meetings where, like so many atheist trolls\nonline, they all stand toe-to-toe and spout the most hateful crap\nimaginable for hours on end, without pausing for breath. Not because\nthey necessarily believe a word of it, but because they love nothing\nbetter than dominating and submitting to complete bullshit, of\ncourse, usually without a clue as to why they love it so much. Just\nlike so many chickens who would be very sad, lonely, and confused\nindeed, without their pecking order to give their otherwise pathetic\nlives meaning. Once I visited an atheist website and went to some\nlengths to discuss the meaning of, “Agnostic-Atheist”,\nsuggesting that its a contradiction, and none of them ever caught on\nthat its a complete oxymoron, and only one of them even grudgingly\nadmitted that it might be a contradiction. Academics have empowered\nmilitant atheists and others to trash out the English language so\nbadly, their own students still commonly claim the sun revolves\naround the earth and struggle to reproduce!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDuring\nthe 1990s Southern Baptist churches lost half their congregations,\nwhen their preachers started competing for who could give the most\nvitriolic sermon, just like so many damned roosters competing over\nwho can crow the loudest, and who is the most intimidating. But, they\nall returned again a few years later, just like the preachers said\nthey would, once the competition died down because, of course,\nchickens need roosters. Multiple studies, by even the evangelical\nBana Group, have established that the social record of\nfundamentalists is at least as bad as anybody else, if not the worst\nin the developed world, and only the rare few individuals among them,\nwho regularly use their own two hands in service to their fellow man,\nactually live up to their own moral standards.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAccording\nto their own studies, religious Fundamentalism and Televangelism are\nnow officially synonymous with hypocrisy and brain damage, making\nthem “UnChristian” by the standardss of many, and they\nalso meet all the accepted criteria for a mental disease, but\npsychology itself meets the same criteria, because they refuse to\ncategorize them as a mental illness that causes brain damage, refuse\nto teach students how to use a dictionary, refuse to insist they all\nbe warned, and nobody has ever managed to prove the existence of\ncommon sense anywhere in the world. Liars are a dime a dozen, but\ngood lies make money, and don’t require a dictionary. Sigmund Freud\nwas the first to popularize psychology as a science and,\nprophetically, he became a cocaine dealer who specialized in treating\nthe trophy wives of the rich and famous, based on the theory they\nwere suffering from childhood sexual issues. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHis\npsychology eventually went on to become extremely popular with the\ncommunist Chinese bureaucracy, thanks to his Psychoanalysis making it\neasier for them to live with a guilty conscience, just like Freud’s\ntrophy wives. Common sense has it that we’re supposed to listen\nto the recognized experts, whose own evidence indicates there’s\nno such thing as common sense, but who refuse to denounce common\nsense as nonsense, could not teach a child how to use a dictionary if\ntheir lives depended on it, have severely stunted senses of humor,\ninvent their own atheist rhetoric and nonsense words, urge congress\nto censor the mass media and internet for the sake of our rigged\nelections, invent spectacular failures such as Totalitarian Communism\nand Freudian Psychoanalysis and, according to their own studies, are\ninfamous for being underpaid workaholics with the lowest reproductive\nrates, and least satisfying sex lives of any profession! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPhysician,\nheal thyself! Darwin was an academic but, according to their own\nstudies, neither academia nor conservative Americans appear to\ncomprehend the meaning of reproduction of the species, as anything\nmore than a vague abstraction and, like the military, the hallowed\nhalls remain among the most notoriously sexist of any existing\ninstitution. It might sound like I’m being too harsh on them,\nbut over the course of my conducting research the trends became all\ntoo obvious, that these idiots are killing themselves and each other,\nand drowning in their own lies all that much faster, the more\nadvanced their technology becomes. IQs dropped noticeably with the\nintroduction of televangelism and, later, the cellphone, while 50\nyears of studies concluded that, over the last few decades,\nchildren’s values and mental health have gone down the toilet\naltogether, and home schooling has become wildly popular, to the\npoint of public schools closing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAcademics\ncan claim to know what the hell they’re doing but, whatever the hell\nthey’re doing, it doesn’t seem to support mental health or\nreproduction of the species, in many of the wealthiest countries in\nthe world, while the entire world ecology is on the verge of\ncollapsing, and none of their students appears willing to admit\nresponsibility for the state of the world today either. Never take\npersonal advice from indignant sexist pigs and playground bullies who\nmake up their own nonsense words and rhetoric, who have the absolute\nworst working hours imaginable, the least satisfying sex lives,\nlowest reproductive rates, design weapons for the government, and who\nare paid by the pharmaceutical companies to claim sanity is possible\nin an insane world. We’re supposed to take their word for it\nthat they have the slightest clue as to what the hell they’re\ndoing, and are not merely spouting whatever the hell they’re\npaid to spout, in spite of their continuing abject failure to even\nteach a child how to use a stupid dictionary, much less, address\nexisting chronic and epidemic mental health issues. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, the one thing neither atheists, psychologists, nor\nfundamentalists will ever recommend is to use a damned dictionary,\ntry to share your words, stop spouting quite so much bullshit, keep\npaying it forward suckers, try to play nice on the playground more\noften, and learn how to laugh if it kills you! Not to mention, please\nfeel perfectly free to ignore anything else they have to say, as\nofficially hypocritical, insane, and of dubious value according to\ntheir own standards! That’s not to suggest that people don’t\nhave serious mental health issues, or that there is no such thing as\nworthwhile expert advice, of all manner and variety, but there can be\nno doubt that both academia and the mainstream have serious mental\nissues themselves. Including a dysfunctional relationship according\nto their own standards, increasingly leaving the mindless mob and the\nmass media to fill in the gaps, making anything they say\nquestionable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSome\nmight label it a humanitarian crisis, but its difficult to say when\nthey all argue over the definition of a crisis, as their population\nimplodes, typically preferring to blame each other, demand that\neverybody lie to them, and let the lawyers decide how much anybody’s\nwords are worth. Leaving my “Bullshit Linguistic Analysis”\nas one of the few remaining ways in which to determine exactly what\nthey’re all attempting to say, how trustworthy anything they say\nmight happen to be, and for analyzing their dysfunctional\nrelationships in depth, for long term market trends, and the best\nways to encourage them to invest in their own insanity. Fake news and\nmisinformation attract customers to websites, but the same customers\ndemand that the government they call evil censor the mass media, and\nprotect them from themselves. In America, the customer is always\nright, and the emerging markets have unlimited potential but,\nobviously, we must develop the required linguistic analysis outside\nof the hallowed halls, where its still possible to have a sense of\nhumor, use a dictionary, and call bullshit, bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\nmy Bullshit Linguistic Analysis, anyone can anonymously publish\nanything demonstrable within the public domain, and its either\nmathematically and linguistically consistent, describing humanity’s\n“Collective Ignorance”, or everybody will notice right\naway. Idiots attempting to criticize the contents, can be told its\nall just bullshit but, self-evident, mathematically consistent, and\ndemonstrable. In recent years, academia has reluctantly admitted\ntheir peer review process encourages enough bad research, that it has\nbecome a serious problem. Thankfully, my own work is based entirely\non the self-evident truth and demonstrables, and can be improved upon\nat any time by anyone, of any age, or even a computer, and is enough\nto drive academic linguists insane, because it requires a sense of\nhumor that their own institutions actively suppress but,\nincreasingly, are exploiting for developing weapons, and for fun and\nfor profit. According to their own standards, the hallowed halls are\nsimply not to be trusted with their own bullshit, and the only people\nthey allow to give them feedback are the same idiots they teach, who\nstill insist the sun revolves around the earth, and that they had the\nfinest education available. Leaving the public domain frequently one\nof the few remaining places left where anyone can share their words\nand play nice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nhuge percentage of hippies I know fled from abusive Fundamentalist\nbackgrounds, only to eventually discover that the rest of the\nmainstream is so abusive and out of touch with reality in general,\nthat the workaholic Japanese and white US and EU populations have\nbeen imploding faster than any other on the planet for half a\ncentury, with academics having the lowest reproductive rates of any\nprofession and, increasingly, importing every genius on the planet to\nreplace them. They tend to look down upon those with less money and\nformal education, judge each other according to what they do for a\nliving, how polite anyone is, and how much money they have, while the\nentire world ecology collapses, and they import geniuses from other\ncountries that provide more funding for higher education, as their\nown population implodes. Conservatives and academics can deny it all\nthey want but, according to their own studies, their espoused family\nvalues don’t appear to support either survival or reproduction\nof the species, that is, wherever people have a higher standard of\nliving, and easy access to birth control. Again, me thinks\nfamiliarity doth breed self-contempt, which is one reason I decided\nsomebody needed to step forward, and suggest that, perhaps, learning\nhow to share their words and play nice more often, can be a really\ngreat place to start. One Japanese couple sued their own parents for\nnot explaining the birds and the bees to them, which would have saved\nthem rather expensive consultations with fertility specialists. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nfriend of mine was popular with the smallest kids in the\nneighborhood, because he would always pretend to lose fights with\nthem, and chickens can be miserable just like little kids if they\ncan’t at least peck one another lightly. You could start a\nwhole new school of Psychoanalysis that practices Professional\nWrestling smack talk, and might even teach a militant atheist a thing\nor two. Once I watched a crack whore cuss out a cop for an hour,\nwhile he stood there shaking his head in total disbelief, refusing to\naccept the simple truth, that the truth was the last damned thing she\ngave a crap about, and I had no sympathy whatsoever for the fool.\nChickens usually believe you either buy the truth or force it on\npeople, and he never offered her any money, and was obviously\nuneducated in the finer points of Professional Wrestling smack and\nreality TV. Frequently, I tell people, forget about VR, AI is the\nfuture, because there never was any intelligent life around here!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nsay there’s no agnostics in foxholes, and there are almost no\natheists in prison, and atheists tend to be extremely productive and\nethical members of society in many respects and, frequently, complain\nabout being the least trusted among believers and nonbelievers alike\nbecause, of course, chickens are the masters of acting indignant.\nAtheists have dominated academia and a strong majority of Americans\ndistrust academics, they’ve rejected their own traditional\nwisdom philosophies, empirical evidence, and dictionaries, and have\nbecome infamous as online trolls, with even agnostics frequently\navoiding them whenever possible, and now they’re complaining\nthat nobody trusts them. Its hard to imagine how atheists could\npossibly go out of their way to make people distrust them more, but\nthey can be surprisingly moral, whenever they aren’t busy\ntrolling people online, aren’t teaching children how to babble\ncomplete nonsense, spouting endless lies and rhetoric, lobbying\ncongress, and when they’re the single most distrusted minority\nin the entire country. Sadly, academics tend to have a high opinion\nof atheists, and themselves, and their students often say they love\ntheir teachers but, in totalitarian communist countries, atheists\nhave shown no hesitation, or remorse whatsoever, over killing or\nimprisoning anybody who disagrees with them by the tens of millions,\nof course, in the name of education, morality, evolution, growth, and\nmemsy progress! Anyway, that’s my meme and I’m sticking\nwith it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDuring\nthe last century, the communist Chinese government imprisoned\nbelievers by the millions in the name of re-education while, today,\nlifelong avowed atheists in China are converting to Christianity in\nrecord numbers. Often pointing out that they can no longer trust\ntheir children’s morality in the hands of an increasingly\ncapitalistic government, and Christianity has a proven track record\nof opposing its own corrupt governments. Worldwide, atheists are\nworking hard to convince people to become more democratic, and\ncapitalistic, supporting their own competition. The “Holy\nTrinity” is a bit exotic by Chinese standards, but many of them\nhave traditionally believed the human body alone contains 8,000 gods,\nand the Holy Trinity, being a foreign concept, is not an obstacle to\nthe widespread adoption of Christianity. The *Evil US Government*\nremains in charge of the most corrupt and religious country in the\nworld today, and other countries have experienced similar social\nproblems that appear to accompany sudden wealth in competitive\nsocieties. In stark contrast, as many of the other thriving\ndemocracies have progressively adopted more extensive social safety\nnets, their citizens have put more faith in their own governments,\nthe number of agnostics has more than doubled, and a strong majority\nidentify themselves as merely spiritual or agnostic, with the\nreligious and atheists alike typically relegated to minorities.\nIndicating that neither one actually supports salt-of-the-earth\ndemocratic values, and are, more less, randomly opposing whatever\nanyone with money or political influence promotes as a threat at the\ntime.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJust\nas Atheism is bizarrely associated with both totalitarian communism\nand the wealthy, organized religion is often associated with crime\nand dysfunctional societies and, never having lived in a communist\ncountry, as an agnostic myself, I’m not sure which is worse\nbut, here in the US, we sometimes like to say at least criminals tend\nto be more creative, and chickens can be as dull as it gets.\nCommunist rhetoric is so shallow you could use it to torture people,\nand I talk to Chinese people all the time and try not to laugh when\nthey spout the obligatory rhetoric for the censors, and we tend to\nsympathize with each other’s cultural baggage. Collectivist humor\ncould make an existentialist go permanently cross-eyed, and even the\nChinese government knows its best to poke fun at the worst of their\nown rhetoric, or their censors will never see any of the punch lines\ncoming, but academics struggle to recognize jokes, often confusing\nthem with mysticism, making it that much easier to exploit them. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNote\nthat agnosticism and spirituality support more inclusive\nsalt-of-the-earth humor and values, that the wealthy and powerful\ntend to suppress, which is why organized religions and academics\nalike tend to have severely stunted senses of humor, dismiss the\nimportance of humor, and rely heavily on sarcasm, Aristotelian logic,\nand playing around with dictionary definitions. Sadly, organized\nreligions and atheists alike frequently promote people arguing over\nthe definition of stupid, and sometimes killing each other, rather\nthan sharing their words more often, and sharing more of a genuine\nsense of humor. Among other things, this book explores how logic and\nhumor express the “Two Faces of Janus”, or particle-wave\nduality, how anyone can reconcile the two for themselves, and how to\nautomate the process of encouraging personal growth, in ways people\nhave only dreamed were possible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSocratic\nhumor and Oneness Poetry have survived down through the eons, by\noften making our jokes as lame as humanly possible, and harder for\nthe higher ranking chickens to recognize. Nonetheless, they killed\nSocrates for his incredibly lame sense of humor and, eventually, the\ncommunists drove the Taoists, with their\n"Winnie-the-Pooh-You-Scrape-Off-Your-Shoes" sense of humor,\nout of China altogether, with most Taoists today living in Malaysia.\nThe major religions, still spreading everywhere faster than the rest,\nall incorporate the most explicit Three Stooges logic imaginable, and\nseverely stunted senses of humor, so they can compete against\nmilitant atheists and each other. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOver\nthe last few decades, as entitlements have increased in the US, and\nall the money has floated to the top, the poor have abandoned church\nservices entirely, becoming famous for sometimes watching\ntelevangelists, while they wait in their social security offices.\nMeanwhile, the struggling middle class, working longer hours for\nlower pay than ever before, has been attending services in record\nnumbers, praying for more reasonable working hours and, discretely,\ndoing a little tax exempt business on side. In the ancient Roman\ntradition, academia and religion have become just more mass media\nentertainment and, frequently, just more reliable places to conduct\nbusiness while, simultaneously, the US has become the most nepotistic\ncountry in the world today, complete with the largest prison\npopulation in the history of world, and the prison population\nincreasing and decreasing in direct proportion to the number of\nhospital beds available in the mental healthcare system. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPoverty\nis the worst crime of all, with homelessness being transformed into\njust another industry for exploiting people who already have the\nhighest mortality rates. Half a million chronically homeless include\ncountless psychotics, commonly wandering in and out of traffic,\nsleeping in doorways and, often, preferring to eat out of garbage\ncans, while taking hundreds of dollars a day worth of\npharmaceuticals, just to avoid being dragged off to a hospital or\nprison. Many today live in tents and sleep in their vehicles,\navoiding the shelters whenever possible, which contain closed circuit\nTV cameras monitored by the police, and are often filled with\nhardcore drug addicts, alcoholics, and violent criminals, who barely\ntolerate each other’s company. Gangs often composed of children\nhave spread to every major city, and every ghetto in the country has\nbeen walled in, to increase the property value in the surrounding\nareas, as all the money continues to float to the top.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBoth\nthe republican and democratic parties are promoted by the wealthy and\npowerful establishment, who tend to encourage fundamentalists and\natheists alike to actively eliminate any middle ground between them\nand, as Socrates discovered the hard way, sudden wealth can easily\nbecome a curse. In the military its known as simple, "Divide and\nConquer, Hammer and Anvil, Tactics” where, like the Three\nStooges, you play Wack-a-Mole and crush anything in the middle flat,\nwhich is also sometimes referred to as promoting, “The Law of\nContention”. Some say absolute power corrupts absolutely but,\nin countries with already existing social problems, all you require\nis sudden wealth, with the wealth flooding the US, off and on since\nWWII, being more than enough to corrupt the country. Even\npolitically, most so-called "Independent" voters, almost\nalways vote republican, because there is no middle ground to be found\nanywhere above ground, ensuring the political system constantly\nswings from one extreme to another, and is funded by entrenched\nwealth and the oligopolies, with lobbyists spending up to a billion\ndollars a year, making damned sure congress knows exactly what they\nwant. Contrary to conventional wisdom, fundamentalism is the bastard\nredheaded stepchild of academia and the mass media, ensuring the Law\nof Contention remains the rule of the land, with neither one being\ncapable of teaching a child how to use a dictionary if their lives\ndepended on it, and both populations imploding faster than any other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFundamentalism\narose as a direct result of academics promoting universal literacy\nand introducing the modern mass media, and the issue is not how the\ntwo differ, but how does their dysfunctional relationship promote\neach other’s rapid decline, and suppress much more viable\nalternatives. Additionally, explaining why atheists have moved into\nacademia over the same time period, only to urge congress to censor\nthe mass media, reject their own dictionaries, invent new rhetoric\nand nonsense words, and invent such abject failures as totalitarian\ncommunism. My enemy’s enemy is my best friend, and both sides\nare attempting to push extreme agendas by muddying the waters,\nwhenever possible, to the point of poisoning the very ground they\nwalk upon and, unfortunately, spouting so much hot air and becoming\nso horrendously destructive, over the last century or so, that their\nown populations have begun to implode dramatically, with the\nintroduction of modern birth control, and Global Warming now appears\npoised to begin killing half the planet in earnest, assuming WWIII\ndoesn’t break out first. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t“What’s\nso special about Harvard, Yale, and Oxford men? They confuse\nthemselves even more then they confuse other people, and consistently\nset the standard for piled-higher-and-deeper. Besides my asking\nwhether anyone made up their own definitions for words, the only\nother question I asked was if anybody knew the simple distinction\nbetween a lynch mob and a democracy and, in over a decade, not a\nsingle person even came close to the correct answer, including a\nclass of Harvard Law students. Any stand-up comic smart enough to buy\nlife insurance, or probably Conan O’Brien’s wife, knows the\nanswer, and I give it somewhere in this book, but its obviously not\nimportant to make such distinctions and, like I said, knowing the\ntruth can be costly and dangerous in Babylon, if you aren’t a\nprofessional comedian, or your family can’t afford life\ninsurance. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nhallowed halls spout so much gibberish, that I had to spend months\nwatching PBS interviews with academics, in order to gain a better\nidea of all the myriad ways in which they casually abuse the\ndictionary, and to get a better feel for exactly how the idiots\nprefer to fool themselves. Basically, they seldom acknowledge the\nself-evident truth even exists, and have no clue what systems logics\nare, while I’ve gone to extremes in this book to explain how\nsimple systems logics work, and how to use them to bullshit any\nacademic, tell them whatever they demand to hear, and profit off\ntheir unwavering conviction, that they remain objective and unbiased.\nIf you want an “A” in class, reading my poetry alone can\nhelp you bullshit any teacher, and, if you want to design bots the\nThree Stooges will love to argue with, my poetry contains the\nmathematics and linguistics, and I provide all the details for the\nphysics and logistics work, in order to leverage the ignorance of the\nexperts against themselves in the cheapest, most profitable,\nefficient, and easy to implement manner. If academics want to reject\ntheir own dictionary, facts, philosophies, and linguistic analysis,\nthen its up to the private sector to develop the science and\ntechnology, and my work is all in the public domain, but you might be\nsurprised just how much of their most popular bullshit is totally\nmeaningless bullshit, that they will defend with their dying breath.\nEven academic bullshit can only avoid the light of day for so long\nand, for anyone who comprehends just how much meaningless bullshit\nthey spout, the extent of the problem is truly staggering, but that’s\nalso what makes it such an exciting commercial market to develop! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nonly want to hear what they want to hear, so I can teach their\nstudents, governments, corporations, and anyone else interested, how\nto tell them whatever they demand to hear. How to earn the maximum\nprofit by encouraging intellectual Three Stooges everywhere to argue\nover the definition of stupid, and how anyone can collate any data\nand make unique predictions for pies-in-the-face, that academics will\nnever see coming. A recent study indicated that rocket scientists and\nbrain surgeons are not actually smarter than anyone else, and their\nrigid inflexibility and delusions of superiority, are what make them\nso easy to automate and exploit. Its officially UnAmerican to join\nthe Mickey Mouse Club in Libertarian Paradise By The Sea on the\nChesapeake, because knowing the truth, sharing your words, and\nplaying nice are only considered family values whenever taxes are\nsignificantly higher, tuition is way lower, and your sexist\nworkaholic population, raised on Gilligan’s Island and Green\nAcres, and rushing to grab that cash with both hands, just to pay the\nnext month’s rent, actually has a desire to make babies in\ntheir spare time. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTrusting\npoliticians you pay to lie to you, in rigged elections, is widely\nconsidered flat out insane, and I know people who regularly donate to\npolitical campaigns, in order to ensure they still have their\nsupport, and academia will simply have to get in line, with the rest\nof the chickens, and raise tuition. As all the money has steadily\nfloated to the top, across the country the price of life has steadily\ngone down the toilet, depending on your state and locality, with\nChicago now being declared a War Zone, and the governor of Texas\nthreatening to secede from the union, until the Mexican cartels let\nit be known that, if he kept up that kind of smack, they’d\nstart to take it personally. Just by random chance, over the years\nI’ve bumped into several people who go out of their way to\ndrive all the way around the entire state of Texas, as if it were one\ngiant nuclear waste disposal site, inhabited by cannibals and savage\nmutants, but the marketing potential is unlimited!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnother\nOxford academic has gone so far as to declare the New Atheists, “A\nBetrayal of the Enlightenment”, yet a quarter of the developed\nworld still insists the sun revolves around the earth, begging the\nquestion of whose “enlightenment” he’s talking\nabout. The usual wealthy white guys, who are almost always lawyers\nand bankers heavily invested in the stock market, are still the same\nones running around claiming to know everything, and insisting\neverybody else is full of crap. And, are the same idiots increasingly\ndemanding the right to censor the mass media and the worldwide web,\nso they can enlighten the rest of us in excruciating detail from\ntheir lofty ivory towers, positions of power and authority, and\nextensive mass media outlets, which can now all be found on the NYSE!\n*Support The Sciences And The Enlightenment*, by burning your\ndictionary today, and own your very own cherished family heirloom of\n*~Conventional Wisdom~*, by investing in reality TV, Face Book, and\nTwitter! Once, an academic asked me what can be done to avert the\nimpending lengthy series of looming man-made catastrophes, such as\nGlobal Warming, now threatening the future of humanity, and I angrily\nsuggested he find out who the hell is teaching all these idiots how\nto destroy the planet faster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCall\nme brain damaged, but either the right hand knows what the left hand\nis doing, or we’re all screwed and, according to their own\nevidence, academia could not find their own ass with both hands. The\ntruth hurts for a reason and, worldwide, the mainstream, their\nteachers, and their institutions of higher learning, have inspired so\nmuch confidence in the next generation, that they’ve more than\ndoubled the number of billion dollar self-contained bomb shelters\ncurrently under construction, and are making significant progress in\ndeveloping the technology to colonize Mars, when nobody has even been\nthere yet, and low gravity environments proved decades ago to be\nseriously hazardous to your health! However, we can all sleep better\nat night knowing our Glorious Leader will be safe, and is doing his\nutmost to ensure that more weathermen and physicians know how to do\ntheir damned jobs properly, and do as they’re told. With\nguidance from our Glorious Leader, academia is literally encouraging\ncomplete idiots and gullible fools everywhere to systematically erect\nthe Tower of Babel and, I might add, have made tremendous strides in\nrecent years in developing the technology to construct a Star Wars\n“Death Star” battle station, which is the most popular\nonline request made to the White House and, quite possibly, the\nfuture home of humanity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\ntheir part, the public complains about things like Fox News, but\nnobody would ever watch it if they merely told the truth. Facebook\njust censored all of the reputable news outlets in Australia, because\nreputable news is too expensive, when you can just make up any\nbullshit you want, and nobody even uses a dictionary. People\nconstantly complain about online trolls, fake news, and\nmisinformation, but most websites that don’t attract so-called\ntrolls don’t get any traffic, and websites are normally\ndesigned to attract trolls, and to make it easy for moderators to\nkeep the flames down, so the trolls don’t get carried away, and\nchase off the same customers they attract. I suppose you could argue\nthat websites are normally designed to troll for customers, and\nspread fake news and misinformation, but their customers are mostly\neither fans of fake news and misinformation, or trolls and, of\ncourse, nobody can agree upon the definition of a troll, because\nnobody can agree on the definition of stupid. Some have argued with\nme that they have an explicit definition for what a troll is but,\nwhenever I’ve explained to anyone who has asked for my opinion about\nsuch things that, according to their definition, websites are\nnormally designed to troll for customers, they usually stop talking\nto me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhenever\na wealthy individual or a corporation, such as our glorious leader\nand Fox News, blatantly lies to the public, the lawyers insist it be\ncalled “real news” and not be censored, and one study\nindicated that if you label some things “fake news”, the\nidiots will automatically assume anything that isn’t labeled\nfake is real. But, not to worry, once our glorious leader is above\nthe law, he can set new standards and fair prices, establishing a\ncompetitive market for deciding what constitutes real news.\nSimilarly, “Trolling For Trolls” could be the newest\ncompetitive online video game, with little kids these days spouting\nthe most vitriolic crap imaginable, that could inspire a professional\nwrestler to change careers. Some website owners carefully tweak the\nrules for their forums in minor ways, just to encourage the idiots to\nfeel like they always have something to argue about, whenever they\nstart to run out of steam or ideas and, as always, the truth remains\na hard sell. Far too rich for my blood, and can’t compete with\nbillions of chickens all enthusiastically pecking away at each other,\nand endlessly spouting blatant lies and complete nonsense. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tGoogle\nis working on an AI that will allow the individual to turn the\nvitriol up and down on command, just like adjusting the volume on a\nstereo, so the mindless mob can listen to all the juicy lies,\ncomplete bullshit, and exciting vitriol they could possibly desire,\nin whatever polite or impolite terms they happen to prefer at the\ntime. Intel just introduced their own version for online gaming, and\nselling customized bullshit to complete blithering idiots is nothing\nnew but, the difference is, this is mathematically rigorous\ncustomized bullshit, that can be used to construct an AI capable of\nstealing WC Fields’ lunch money and life savings, never giving\na sucker an even break. The music industry, for example, already has\nan algorithm that allows them to calculate exactly how much money\nthey can make on any song, with popular music today being almost\nentirely devoid of intonation, as a result of nobody wanting to hear\nthe truth in even the voices of popular singers, who now commonly\ndistort their voices electronically, no matter how talented they are.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ncomputers are beginning to spit out hit singles, and one dimensional\ncomic book super heroes are breaking all box office records (Hulk\nSmash!) You can see the same flat, zombie, cartoonish effect in even\nfashion models, with some of the newest popular music stars and\nmodels being entirely synthetic virtual creations, that were never\nbased on any individual and, in at least one case, is theoretically\ngenetically impossible. A classic Barbie doll is so thin she would\nhave to be seven foot tall for her internal organs to work however,\nsoon, improved mathematics and AI will make it trivial to manipulate\nand customize such images with incredible accuracy, for the maximum\nbang-for-your-buck, that will make the current music, movie, and porn\nindustry attempts to exploit their audiences for more money, look\npathetic in comparison. Facebook is now competing with the porn\nindustry, which has already joined the ranks of major investors and\ndevelopers of technology with, for example, it now being possible to\npractice safe sex, and buy a cheap blow-job online, while watching\nporn in VR, using one of Facebook’s own headsets. They’ve been\nso successful, that Facebook has changed their name to “Meta”\nand is now investing heavily in adding VR programming to their\nwebsites. With the addition of advanced AI, the future of online porn\nis quite bright, if you are a Wall Street investor, or enjoy humping\nlamp posts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNothing\nlike a little behavioral conditioning, beat me, whip me, make me\nwrite bad checks, then tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies and,\nonly then, give me just the facts I need to know but, the simple fact\nis, nobody wants to hear the truth! Theoretically, its all the same\nanalog logic and mathematics, and can be used to design a Woody Allen\nstyle, “Orgasmitron” that will encourage complete idiots\nto reproduce even less often but, there’s simply no denying\nthat few things sell worse than the truth, few things are more\nexpensive than the truth, and the more casually they all lie to\nthemselves, the louder they demand that everybody else lie to them as\nwell, and the faster they run in circles screaming “Off With\nTheir Heads!” Frequently raised in such exotic locations as\nGilligan’s Island and Green Acres, all too often living\nsheltered lives in the vast lonely sprawling deserts of suburbia, and\ngiant megalopolises, that blend together like so much concrete\nplay-dough and Lego buildings, the truth tends to haunt chickens,\nlike their own shadow! Nonetheless, only the truth can set you free,\nwhether you wanna be free or not! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tChickens\nbe free! Is Chickenshit Liberation in Three Stooges Libertarian\nParadise Never-Ending-Armageddon-Again-and-Again-and-Again! The\nextra-crispy Mickey Mouse Southern Fried Movie variety recommended by\nthe Colonel himself! That comes with the new spicy hot wings\nmarinated in moonshine, for those extra special occasions, when the\nlights are only left on because nobody is ever home. Everybody\narguing over the definition of stupid, means freedom is your right to\nshoot yourself in the foot, and freedom ain’t nothin’ but a\njoke in bad taste, if you never do get the punch lines! The one\ndamned thing, you can be absolutely certain of, is that reality has a\nnasty habit of imposing itself upon even the most enormous flock of\nindignant chickens, in the most disagreeable ways imaginable! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nwidespread knowledge that we are now confronting Global Warming and\nare in the midst of the single worst extinction event in the history\nof the planet, is raising everybody’s red flags to the top of\nthe pole, with all the signs indicating that Babylon is in for an\nextremely rude awakening. Politics may make for strange bedfellows,\nbut at least they don’t appear to reproduce that often, so its\nseldom a problem in the long run. Unfortunately, the birds and the\nbees are already dying, because the insects are dying, the fish are\ndying, the animals are dying, the plants are dying, and the heatwaves\nkeep getting longer with each passing year, as if everything the\nBabylonians touch, including each other, eventually withers away and\ndies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEverything\non the planet from the north to the south pole is dying but, paradise\nlost must inevitably be regained. Soon enough, the only place anybody\nleft alive will be calling paradise, is a self-contained bomb\nshelter, or a passing alien spaceship! Researchers have determined\nthat humanity now requires new technology, just to prevent the entire\nworld ecology from collapsing, due to all the damage we’ve\nalready done with our current technology. Nonetheless, the Black\nRhino still lives and, in a hopeful sign, a White Buffalo was born in\nthe West, signifying that we may yet have time, and countless\nBabylonians that I’ve spoken to are fervently hopin’ and\na praying, that some new technology will come along, that can prevent\nthem from mindlessly abusing every new technology, at the first\nconvenient opportunity. Believe it or not, such technology is quite\npossible, and I discuss it in another chapter but, again, you have to\nbe careful what you wish for, especially if you’re a brainless\nchicken, living in your own Private Idaho!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnce\nI mentioned to someone studying how to operate nuclear reactors, that\nGalileo proved over four hundred years ago that heavier objects don’t\nfall any faster, and he made Homer Simpson proud by stubbornly\nrefusing to believe me. The fool didn’t even ask me how heavier\nobjects could possibly not fall any faster, and summarily dismissed\nmy casual comment, as if he were used to being lied to every day of\nhis life, about even the stupidest crap imaginable. When the\nFukushima nuclear power plant started to meltdown, a representative\nof the nuclear power industry was online, arguing with me and\nattempting to reassure the public that the industry has a fantastic\nsafety record. That is, until I pointed out that they built a cheap\nnuclear reactor, based on experimental submarine designs, on the most\nearthquake and tsunami prone island in the world, threw up a berm\nwall just high enough to have stopped the last tsunami to hit that\nspot, and the executives were all indicted five years previously on\ncorruption charges, for violating every safety rule in the book,\nincluding stacking spent rods on top of the reactor, because white\ncollar crime might as well be legal in Japan. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNote\nthat I have nothing against either the science or the industry\nitself, and the Japanese are famous for their attention to details\nand amazing scientists and engineers but, all too frequently,\nmainstream conventional wisdom has led to the worst lowbrow slapstick\nimaginable, and the stupid chickens don’t know their own damned\nlimits! Meanwhile, academics everywhere continue to encourage them,\nstill refuse to use a stupid dictionary, and are now loudly insisting\nthat censoring the internet and mass media is the only possible\nsolution, to the same problems they are generating. Of course, insane\nBabylonians will do whatever the hell they want and, no doubt, will\nignore anything that I might have to say, much more often preferring\nto take their cues from reality TV and Professional Wrestling, like\nour glorious leader, but I couldn’t just standby and watch\nFukushima meltdown without at least saying something while it was\nhappening. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMichio\nKaku is a famous physicist from California, where some of the\nradioactive waste washed up on their beaches, and he went on TV\nbegging them to entomb the disaster, but Japan’s environmental\nclaim to fame includes hunting the whales and cutting down the rain\nforest, while it was the American government that encouraged Japan to\nbuild the reactors in the first place. So-called geniuses and\nintellectuals pleading for mercy from the same morons they teach, who\nhave almost no clue how to use a dictionary, and still insist the sun\nrevolves around the earth, is just more bizarre Babylonian theater to\nme. All the Star Trek fantasies, parallel universes converging, and\ninfinite strings that anybody can pull, cannot save Michio or his\nmillions of fans from their own Do-Do-Kaku, or the radioactive waste\nwhile, despite persistent rumors to the contrary, nobody has found a\nway to escape the Matrix. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTheoretically,\nsomebody, somewhere, will eventually notice that nobody is listening\nto all of their lies, threats, posturing, and indignant complaints\nanymore, when they all start to die in record numbers but, according\nto the latest estimates, you should be able to encourage them to\ndebate the issue, and point fingers, for fun and for profit, for at\nleast another fifty years, possibly amassing enough money to build\nyour own self-contained bomb shelter. A decade after the meltdown,\nthey’re running out of money to even slow down how fast all the\ncrap pours into the ocean, with scientists today now worried all of\nthe world’s oceans may die soon enough, from the relentless\nonslaught of countless similar insults. Living is rapidly becoming\nthe leading cause of death and, at this rate, even Wall Street has\nstarted to notice that the entire world is getting hotter, more\nradioactive, poisonous, and hazardous to your health by the moment.\nWith all the continuing Three Stooges slapstick, many are now hoping\nthat Artificial Intelligence can save Babylonians from themselves,\nand over a trillion dollars was invested in AI research last year\nalone, which has been called the “New Manhattan Project”,\nbut AI is analog by definition! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMillions\nhave rushed to cash in on the newly emerging technology, to empower\nthemselves to organize like chickens in ever larger numbers, and to\nfight amongst themselves over their guns, money, propaganda and, not\nleast of all, who gets to decide what is socially acceptable,\naccording to conventional wisdom, and who gets to call who a\nbrainless chicken! Playground mobs generally prefer people who are\n“socially acceptable”, meaning you don’t ostracize\nor lynch them, and both Fox News and CNBC have purchased their own\nsocial networking websites, for determining just who is socially\nunacceptable, and are enthusiastically preparing for World War III!\nJust as soon as they finish commercializing the current civil war,\nwhich is generating so much excitement in our *Glorious Banana\nRepublic* that it may soon be declared a public health hazard, due to\nconservatives refusing to be vaccinated, and dropping like flies,\nwhile the supreme court appears intent on encouraging them to\nexercise their freedom of choice, even if it puts the rest of the\npopulation at risk.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWithout\ncomment, Google intervened when Facebook started censoring the\nAustralian news, offering to pay a considerable amount for the videos\nfor the next three years, with the suspicion being its a war between\nbroadcast news like Fox and internet websites, but a war that Google\nand the Pentagon simply can’t afford right now, with WWIII\nthreatening to break out! Both democrats and republicans have\nsupported a new bill to allow broadcast news like Fox to charge for\nwhat is legally entertainment, and still call it news. Facebook\nbanning Australian news outlets placed pressure on congress to remove\na provision for mandatory arbitration, so online websites can still\ndecide what is worthy of their bandwidth, and can enforce their own\ndistinctive variations on see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\nis a joke no longer a joke? Whenever you never do get the punch\nlines, and chickenshit bullshit is all you ever get for an answer.\nAll of the oligopolies are now heavily invested in AI, while computer\nscientists are close to constructing the first computer capable of\nwriting computer programs, and replacing their own jobs with an\nassortment of AI. In fact, their newest neural network could\ntheoretically finish writing my book for me, but it might also fry\ntheir stupid computer, because I’m using the multidimensional\nmultifractal equation of the Tao Te Ching, to write this entire book,\nand it would push the newest supercomputers to their limits, and\nrequire at least three years to accomplish, while their linguists are\nstill struggling to categorize Gregorian Chants, and they’ll be lucky\nif they can vaguely comprehend whatever answers the computer spits\nout. But, there’s no need for supercomputers, or hiring comedians as\nconsultants, when a home computer will soon be capable of collating\nany data you want, and even writing a book like this one, by merely\ncopying the same mathematics, substituting whatever specific lexicon\nand database you prefer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIntel\nand Microsoft have already made it possible to replace computer\nprogrammers with VR applications, which means you can also easily\nreplace the vast majority of teachers, bureaucrats, and middle\nmanagement, but the technology will require at least another decade\nor two to mature, and become dirt cheap. Just in time for global\nwarming, so corporations and governments can cheaply automate the\njobs of their dying employees. In the ongoing heroic struggle to\nconquer the world with AI, physicians are now reporting cases of\nburnout and fatigue, after rushing for over a decade to develop an AI\nthat can replace them. Fortunately, existing AI have already proven\nto be significantly better than the physicians at diagnosing\npatients, and will soon be able to treat the same physicians who are\ndesigning them and, hopefully, can also improve the fertility rates\nof academics in general. Of course, growth and progress seldom occur\nwithout the occasional monkey wrench being thrown into the works, and\ncountless AI have already proven to be horribly unreliable, with many\nof the computer systems constructed thus far, turning out to be\nutterly worthless for what they were originally designed for, and AI\nexhibiting surprising behavior including racism and sexism because,\nin many respects, being analog it comprehends the chickens better\nthan they do themselves. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nthe term “Complete Oxymoron”, I didn’t invent the\nterms “Artificial Intelligence” or “Banana\nRepublic” but, I support every American’s right to buy as\nmuch *Artificial Intelligence* as they can possibly afford, and to\ncome out of the closet and demand the *Glorious Banana Republic* of\ntheir choice! Its not like you can force democracy on half the\ncountry, when nobody can even agree on what the word means and, after\nhalf a century of conservatives complaining louder with each passing\nyear, that the political system, the one they’ve utterly\ndominated for half a century, just isn’t working for them, all\nI can say is, I’ve always believed them. Conservatives are\nstill arguing they aren’t getting their money’s worth out\nof billion dollar rigged elections to vote the bums out of office\nand, obviously, our political parties have become totally redundant,\nand an enormous waste of time and money and, to quote the Joker in\nBatman comic books, “What this town needs is an enema!” <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPolite\npolitics are for wimps but, not to worry, our Vietnam draft dodging\ncommander-in-chief and Glorious Leader, (who by some accounts is\nanything but a mere wimpy mortal, and may already be above the law\naltogether), has been making so many new friends at the Pentagon,\ndazzling them with his incredible wit and intellect, and\ndemonstrating how to dispense military justice in his private\nchain-of-command, and how to spend their considerable budgets on his\nown, much more worthwhile, personal projects. They say the difference\nbetween men and boys is the price of their toys, and the military\nlikes to think they have better taste than anyone in who they choose\nto share their toys with, including fascist dictators and Banana\nRepublics or, at least, they require intimate working relationships\nwith them. I suspect some of the generals are already drawing up\nemergency contingency plans, should any obvious opportunity arise,\nfor someone to march the army right over the Potomac, to thunderous\napplause. We may see a dramatic decline in mortality rates in the DC\narea alone, if nowhere else, while television ratings and voter\nturnout could soar through the roof, if our glorious leader becomes\nthe first draft dodging commander-in-chief in US history to be killed\nby his own troops, for being far too stupid to be allowed to live.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPersonally,\nI’d prefer a functional democracy myself, and was never\ninterested in who shot J.R. either but, shit happens, and you can’t\nget blood from a turnip! Asking the military to be smarter than the\ngovernment they work for, and decide for themselves what is legal,\nand who to put on a pedestal and worship as our glorious leader,\nabove the petty laws of mortal men, is just asking for a world of\ntrouble. Several retired generals have already warned that the\nmilitary is divided, and we may be facing a violent overthrow of the\ngovernment, which means its every man for himself! Seriously, the\nPentagon had to practically beg congress to put limits on what they\ncan do, since the constitution only appears to be of historical\nsignificance these days, and just isn’t raking in the money for\nthe lawyers like it once did. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\nall the confusion over voting, some conservatives have suggested that\nwe should make our rigged elections compulsory, and force freedom and\ndemocracy on the idiots, but if others continue to insist their own\ndemocracy is way over-rated, over-priced, decadent, and the\npersonification of evil incarnate, I can certainly understand why\nthey feel that way. Our glorious leader incited the Capital Hill riot\nthat killed five cops, and has been taken to court for everything\nfrom sexual assault, to fraud, and tax evasion, high crimes, and\ntreason, but is still a free man because he’s far too rich and\ninfluential to go to jail, and my only only hope here is to save\ntaxpayer lives and money, by urging people to immediately blow up\ntheir fucking TV, or come out of the closet and demand the *Glorious\nBanana Republic* of their choice. In Italy, one province elected a\npopular porn star to office twice and, evidently, she had quite a\nbrain on her, and they elected her understudy as well but, in my\nopinion, most Americans aren’t ready for Mini Mouse yet,\nespecially since Maryland made it illegal to vote for Mickey, and\nGoofy has his own plans…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOn\nthe other hand, if they made our *Glorious Banana Republic* official,\nand gave our glorious leader a crown and a throne or, at least, a\nreally nice uniform covered with shiny metals, despite his dodging\nthe draft, it could help build bridges where none might otherwise\nexist, eliminate a lot of unnecessary confusion, and the mass media\ncould cover elections much better but, more importantly, it could\nsave millions of lives and billions of dollars by both lowering and\nraising expectations from Wall Street and the Pentagon alone. Banana\nRepublics present unique challenges to free enterprise and national\nsecurity, and military intelligence is an oxymoron but, not to worry,\nour glorious leader has been teaching the Pentagon the ways of the\nJedi in his newly formed Empire of the Republic, and the generals are\nall paying close attention to his awe inspiring example, for just how\neasy it is to corrupt an already thoroughly corrupt, and easily\nstartled and confused, nation of outraged chickens, and rise above\nall the petty chickenshit laws of the land.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nexciting as many no doubt find it to follow the endless intrigues and\nintricacies behind the inner workings of the *New and Improved Evil\nEmpire*, writing about all the political, religious, and academic\nnonsense in this book was the hardest thing for me to do, because I’d\nrather explore the intimate details of how hot dogs are made, than\nwaste my time and sanity watching what Babylonians call the news,\nfollowing what the mainstream considers conventional wisdom, or\ntalking to insane academics who routinely reject their own empirical\nevidence, wisdom philosophies, and even the stupid dictionary, while\ninsisting they are merely fulfilling their traditional role in\nsociety, know better than anyone else what the hell they’re doing,\nand blaming the same students they teach for the state of the world\ntoday, as their population implodes. Despite my telling them I don’t\nvote and don’t believe anybody is in charge around here,\nconservatives and academics alike have repeatedly accused me of being\npartisan and inciting hate, for merely quoting their own\nuncomfortable facts, and insisting that a mindless mob killing\nthemselves and destroying the entire planet, while storming the\npalace with knives and pitch forks for cheap thrills, is never to be\nconfused with a functional government. Liberals have turned out to be\nno better, insisting that honesty and politics don’t mix, and you\ndon’t need a fucking dictionary to censor the mass media and\nworldwide web.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMany\nof my friends are former academics, who have nothing good whatsoever\nto say about working in academia, and gladly left it far behind them,\nas just another low hanging branch of corporate America. According to\ntheir own evidence, its best to take anything academics say with a\npound of salt, with up to a third of academic research being\nextremely questionable, according to their own standards, making my\nBullshit Linguistic Analysis one of the few remaining ways to\ndetermine just how full of crap both academics and the mainstream\nare. Anyway, chickenshit soap operas of the rich and famous have\nalways bored me to tears, and my only concern here is in saving\ntaxpayer lives and money by, hopefully, shedding light on how anyone\ncan recognize and avoid some of the more brazenly insane Babylonians,\nhellbent on going down the toilet faster, and dragging anyone within\narm’s reach down with them. Poor William Henley is widely\nconsidered to have been a better author than even Shakespeare, yet\nthey burned him alive at the stake for daring to make his Bible more\nbeautiful, then added insult to injury by making his Bible the\nofficial version of lynch mobs everywhere. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\nliterary fans like that, who needs critics? Henley knew damned well\nwho is readers were and, instead of burning books as “Ugly And\nDemeaning”, these Bible Thumpers burn people alive, while\ndebating the evil nature of aesthetics. Hell, in Texas two rednecks\nwere insane enough to kill a strange black man they had never met, by\ndragging him behind their pickup truck with a bull chain, and I have\nto urge black people to avoid Texas rednecks, as infamous for often\nbeing mindless vicious animals, that should be locked up in the zoo.\nA recent study indicated there are perhaps a half dozen states that\nblack people should avoid altogether, because the odds of being shot\nby even the cops, or imprisoned, go way up. Hopefully, with future\nstudies, we can draw maps of the US that show where its best for\nblack people to live.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ntruth hurts for a reason, because its just way too damned expensive,\nin every way imaginable, and the more Babylonians there are who\ninsist they know the truth and are doing something meaningful, more\noften than not, the less it pays to get involved. In Ray Bradbury’s\nbook, “Fahrenheit 451” he wrote about a dystopian future,\nwhere people burned books at every opportunity, but burning books is\njust more cheap thrills, if half the population consists of\ncompulsive liars, raised on Gilligan’s Island and Green Acres,\nand almost nobody gives a crap about the truth. As much as\nBabylonians might understandably think of themselves as the center of\nattention, and the leading authorities on everything, one thing you\ncan’t hide is when you’re crippled inside, and this book\nwas never intended for crazy Babylonians, who often love nothing more\nthan debating whether Bambi should have died at the end of the film. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nfew have suggested that I should “Do The Right Thing”,\nlike Spike Lee, and defend the honor of Mickey Mouse, attempt to save\nBambi, or save the Babylonians from themselves. Thankfully, Disney\nhas already persuaded the courts to make Mickey Mouse immortal, and\nabsolve him of all his sins, extending his copyrights beyond the mere\ncentury that lowly peasants must contend with, so they can continue\nto defend the honor of Mickey, and keep charging outrageous prices\nfor Mickey Mouse products for the next thousand years. More\nimportantly, in their infinite wisdom, Disney has made a strategic\nmove, and is now working with the porn industry which, I’m sure\nhas their own plans for saving Mickey, Bambi and, especially, Goofy.\nAdditionally, we can all rest assured that most Babylonians already\nhave a personal savior and a glorious leader as well, because I’m\npositive they would nail me to a cross if I tried to save them from\nthemselves. I remain firmly convinced myself that its flat out\nimpossible to prevent the Three Stooges from setting each other on\nfire, blowing each other up, building cheap nuclear reactors operated\nby Homer Simpson, or committing suicide any damned way they prefer\nwhile, of course, accusing each other of being “Evil Liberal\nSecular Muslim Commie Militant Atheist Freedom Fighter Corporate\nFashion Terrorists!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAmericans\nhave been complaining that their political system isn’t working\nfor over half a century and, in that time, the majority white\npopulation, in control of the government and complaining the loudest,\nhas imploded altogether. All the money has floated to the top, mass\nmurders have run around shooting even kindergarten classes, and\ndozens of men once gang raped women in NYC Central Park in broad\ndaylight, with the news cameras filming them as the cops pulled them\noff one at a time, while others just kept taking their place.\nCockroaches mate like that, but the camera people didn’t work for\nNational Geographic, and they’ve loudly proclaimed a vote of\nno-confidence in their own government and mass media, while my only\ncivic duty at this point, especially considering that I’ve been\ndisenfranchised, is to suggest that Americans come out of the closet,\nor blow up their fucking TV, because you already know damned well the\ninsane are running the asylum, and its every lynch mob and\nbillionaire for themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAncient\nRome had nothing on Hollywood writers, PT Barnum, and La-La Land who,\nas a public service, are the ones teaching all the lawyers, bankers,\nand academics how to play around with semantics and dictionary\ndefinitions, with the latest AI neural network now writing entire\nbooks, and about to replace them all. My work includes such things as\nhow banks can exploit their customers for the maximum\nbang-for-their-buck, how to make unique stock market predictions, and\nhow insurance companies can easily predict who is more prone to\naccidents and different health problems, by merely analyzing their\nwriting, and can teach the mindless mob how to destroy their own\ngovernments, for their own maximum bang-for-their-buck in\nlow-low-low-as-you-can-go taxes! Modern science has already mastered\nthe mathematics of classical beauty, but has yet to master the comedy\nof fuzzy logic, and the increase in lowbrow slapstick is raising\ninsurance rates for Vaudeville stage and theater. These days, if you\nteach a man how to fish, you still have to teach him how to cut bait,\nand when to give up fishing altogether and throw the damned fish back\nin the water, because its so polluted you would never feed it to your\ndog.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tScientists\nare already struggling to invent new technology fast enough to deal\nwith all the current ecological disasters, that we already know\nabout, while nobody has any real suggestions for how to stop the\nmarching morons from killing themselves faster, than modern science\ncan manage to duct tape the ecology back together. Cities in Asia\nhave already begun installing vending machines that dispense cans of\nfresh air, and both IQ and dementia have proven to go up and down in\ndirect proportion to the amount of air pollution, so they can charge\nas much as the market will bare, for breathable air. Even the rain\nhas finally proven to be toxic and, so long as the sciences continue\nto support and promote the public arguing over the definition of\nstupid, they might as well get it over with, and join all the others\nrepeatedly shooting themselves in the foot, and demand that their\ngovernments censor them as well, and protect them from their own evil\nstudents, like me! Of course, that requires I first explain to them\nhow they can protect themselves from brain damaged idiots, who write\ndown subversive potty mouth nursery rhymes older than monuments, that\ndare to question the status quo…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThankfully,\nmy Bullshit Linguistic Analysis can be used to make unique\npredictions of market trends, as well as, the cheapest ways to\nencourage the idiots to believe whatever they hell they prefer, or\nwhatever you want them to believe. Its all the same stupid analog\nbullshit but, with chickens, its counterproductive to use anything\nmore sophisticated, and its obviously pointless to attempt to discuss\nanything serious with them. In recent decades it has steadily become\npatently obvious to the entire world that, if humanity is to survive\ninto the next century, everything must change, but nobody out of\neight billion idiots seems to have the slightest clue as to how to\neven begin to accomplish such a Herculean task because, of course,\nnone of them ever learned how to share their words and play nice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSometimes,\nDeja Vu is that sinking feeling that reality is hitting closer to\nhome than you ever cared to imagine, and you’ve been down this\nrutted road far too many times before where, past a certain point, it\nbecomes impossible to distinguish the road from the gutter. When\nscientists first discovered that modern tractors were eroding the\ntopsoil they sent volunteers to teach farmers in the southern US how\nto easily prevent the problem, and they all laughed at them. That is,\nuntil the Great Dust Bowel happened and they were driven from their\nhomes by the dust, in the middle of the Great Depression! The very\nidea that these same idiots today are anymore willing to listen to\nreason, or that insane academics have learned anything at all from\nthe experience of the Great Dust Bowl, is absurd when even their own\nivy league colleges continue to encourage the idiots to argue over\nthe definition of stupid, and their only solution to such problems is\nto censor the internet and automate farming. Ask not what academics\nmight possibly do to save the planet, but how can we possibly save\nthe planet from academics? Half the children in the US have recently\nbeen diagnosed with lead poisoning, and the plague keeps mutating,\nwhile the kids and the elderly are the most vulnerable. In an effort\nto promote growth and progress, we’ve encouraged wild growth in\nvirtually all of our populations, cultures, industries, and\ntechnology, but without so much as anyone even agreeing on their own\ndamned dictionary, while the endless lies are finally beginning to\ncatch up with Babylon, and it breaks my heart to think the kids might\nall die before their parents.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRegrettably,\nRainbow Warrior legends suggest that the Tower of Babel must\ncollapse, in order for the meek to finally inherit the earth and,\nfrankly, I don’t see how they could possibly inherit the earth\nany other way. At the rate we’re going, there won’t be a\nplanet left to inherit if the Tower of Babel doesn’t collapse\nsoon, while if it starts to collapse any faster, we’ll become\nan extinct species! Within twenty years commercial fishing will\nbecome impossible, there simply won’t be enough wild fish left\nin any ocean, and within fifty years every wild land animal much\nlarger than a dog will only exist in zoos, and their extinction will\ndestroy entire ecologies. The most recent surveys indicate that\nanywhere from 20% to 35% of the developed world claims global warming\nis not a problem, and its obviously pointless to discuss the issue\nwith any of them. Forget about saving Bambi, if the meek don’t\ninherit the earth you know damned well the rats and cockroaches will\nand, at this late date in the game, one of the few remaining\nquestions is how to avoid getting dragged over the nearest cliff by\nthe mindless mob, like so many lemmings pointing fingers at each\nother the whole way down, and still hedging their bets on our\nGlorious Leader, FaceBook, reality TV, and Twitter! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBabylonians\nhave drunk enough piss and vinegar to fill an ocean, and are drowning\nunder the weight of their own hubris, while just the sheer amount of\nplastic waste in the environment today is already estimated to be\nenough for micro-particles to kill the entire planet within decades,\nby disrupting the food-chain. They say starving to death is actually\nquite peaceful but, unfortunately, Babylonians seldom bow out\ngracefully, even when confronted with the inevitable, and our\nglorious leader has refused to leave the White House after losing his\nbid for re-election. People remind me all the time that the more\nthings change, the more they stay the same, but nobody will be saying\nthat when the environment collapses altogether, children start dying\nfaster than the adults, and “Soylent Green” is the only\nthing left that they can afford to eat. The north pole is completely\ngone in the summer, and algae blooms are rapidly replacing it\naltogether, while the south pole appears ready to drop an iceberg the\nsize of London into the ocean and Greenland looks ready to vanish\naltogether, as beaches around the world are infested with swarms of\njellyfish, because there aren’t enough wild fish left to eat\nthem. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAround\nthe world, from the north to the south pole, glaciers are melting,\nwhile ninety percent of the population lives in coastal regions, and\neven the ocean currents appear to be changing, as if Mother Nature\nhas reluctantly decided to unceremoniously flush modern civilization\ndown the toilet, just as soon as she’s done with the current\npandemic and whatever else she has planned. In the far north tundra,\nencircling the north pole, rogue fires have broken out everywhere, as\nif the earth itself is setting signal fires, hoping for rescue by a\npassing alien spaceship, while Alaska is worried the thawing tundra\nwill release ancient microbes into the atmosphere, and generate even\nmore deadly plagues. Meanwhile, California has declared that they no\nlonger have an official fire season, because the fires never do stop\nburning. As the snow-pack vanishes in the Rocky Mountains, the mighty\nColumbia river has been reduced to a trickle, and Canada has signed a\ncontroversial agreement to supply the US with water should it become\nnecessary, while a nervous Mexican government has sought reassurances\nthat their own water won’t be cut off. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCanada\nhad no choice but to sign or be invaded when the time comes, no doubt\nin the name of Manifest Destiny and, once again, in their madness the\nBabylonians have created their own hell on earth, going to great\nlengths to ensure it is filled with dying children, plants and\nanimals, polluted water, noxious fumes, sulfur, fire, and brimstone,\nin the image of their own worst nightmares. Even now, the lemmings\nare still demanding their birthright to march right over the nearest\ncliff, pointing fingers at each other the whole way down, while\nacademics with stunted senses of humor continue to reject their own\ndictionaries, preferring to invent new nonsense words and rhetoric\nthey can use to debate logical fallacies, and how many angels can\ndance on the head of a pin. All too predictably, along with the same\nidiots they teach, academia has begun to loudly proclaim that\ncensoring the internet and mass media, or a policy of see no evil,\nhear no evil, speak no evil, is the only remaining hope for the\nfuture of humanity and, of course, they’re receiving all of the\nresearch funding they can possibly handle, including funding for\nresearch into how to use AI to censor the entire worldwide web.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nsay ICBMs tamed communism, but barbed wire tamed the Wild West, and\ngood fences make for good neighbors, but only if you can defend them\nfrom behind walls and, of course, have the right lawyer! No doubt,\nour glorious leader can help anyone who’s interested tame The Wild\nWest, hire a good lawyer, and become a good neighbor by stringing\nbarbed wire everywhere, and by helping to build walls that can be\nused to defend fence lines, the Alamo, mine fields, and ICBMs. Of\ncourse, he can also offer significant tax breaks, to the deserving\nfew, for constructing more self-contained bomb shelters, and for\ninvesting in colonizing Mars sooner but, as far as I can tell, the\nbest the rest of us can hope for is to cushion the fall, and try to\nbe prepared to help rebuild again, hopefully, without repeating the\nworst mistakes. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHumpty\nDumpty was as thick as a brick and, in places like NYC, the only\nreason a crowd might pause to watch him is so they can all yell\n“Jump!” This book is intended for my Rainbow Family and\nanyone who wants their grandchildren to have a future, not crazy\nBabylonians promoting cheap handguns and liquor, to encourage more\nconservatives to commit suicide, and end their own suffering sooner.\nNor was this book ever intended for idiots interested in becoming a\nreality TV star, attempting to buy happiness on Fantasy Island,\nhellbent on voting the bums out of office, escaping from the Matrix,\nsaving Mickey and Bambi from the porn industry, defending the\nAmerican political brand-name, or defending the entire planet from\nthe insidious-alien-anal-probe-mind-control-conspiracy, behind the\nIlluminati, nor was it ever intended for anybody looking to invest in\nreal estate, drones, Twitter, or Martian tourism! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBeing\nan American myself, for obvious reasons, ever since I was three years\nold I’ve just always preferred my own philosophy, and make\nabsolutely no claims whatsoever to sanity in an insane world, while\nthere’s nothing like word of mouth advertising. So, I encourage\nanyone to please, feel perfectly free, to totally dismiss anything I\nwrite as complete bullshit, and the obvious work of a classic brain\ndamaged, mentally deranged, all American hippie dippy, social\noutcast, and total loser! One with really bad personal hygiene, lucky\nto have obtained a high school diploma, and who has never used\nTwitter in his life, hates Facebook, and has no ambition whatsoever\nother than to make a quick buck writing a bullshit book on the more\nprofound philosophical do-do of 12,000 year old Chinese potty mouth\nnursery rhymes. Stooping so low as to play it fast and loose with the\ndictionary and the facts, in our modern era of honest politicians,\nand reliable sources of information, and by insanely suggesting\neverybody should start wearing tinfoil hats, and blow up their\nfucking TV before its too late!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThere\nis no medical evidence that wearing tinfoil hats prevents brain\ncancer, but there’s some evidence that suppositories might.\nTaoists tend to be touchy about such things, but an enema might be\njust what the doctor ordered, and a very personal path to\nenlightenment. Please remember to recycle and blow up your fucking TV\nin a responsible manner. Legal disclaimer aside, Babylonians\nfrequently insist that its a dog-eat-dog world, and sharing your\nwords and playing nice are counterproductive because, understandably,\nthey’d rather compare themselves to dogs than chickens. With\nthe exception of the mailman and stray cats, dogs are not known for\nwho they hate, but for their loyalty and for having half a brain.\nDogs form small intimate packs, similar to a tribe or an extended\nfamily, and are not cannibals, nor do they resemble millions of\nidiots all mindlessly plugged into their cellphones and the boob\ntube. Babylonians often claim their dogs understand them better than\nanyone else, because dogs are intelligent enough to comprehend the\nmyriad inscrutable ways, of the chicken…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNor\nhas any dog ever cared in the slightest if I cuss, but Babylonians\ninvent meaningless nonsense words and rhetoric, espouse arguing and\nfighting all the time, then insist we must defend the right to vote\nand freedom of speech of complete idiots who still claim the sun\nrevolves around the earth and, obviously, we need to heavily censor\nthe mass media to protect the American people from themselves.\nAnyway, they also often claim that cussing is bad, but being a\ncompulsive liar is quite admirable, especially if you are among the\ndeserving few like our glorious leader because, of course, peasants\nshould be seen and not heard. That might sound like an exaggeration,\nbut chickens really are that stupid, easily impressed, gullible, and\npredictable, and will follow anybody around who has enough money or\ncorn. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, you might ask just how stupid are they, and the answer is\nthat they’re so stupid the machines are already replacing even the\nwealthy and academics online, by merely spouting more popular\nbullshit. You can’t fix stupid, but nobody with half a brain ever\nlost money trying and, for anyone interested in how to automate the\nsum total of human stupidity, I cover the essential physics,\nmathematics, and linguistics throughout this book. As the competitive\nrace to corner the market on bullshit heats up, Babylonians are\ncurrently investing heavily in creating an AI that can spout the best\nbullshit theoretically possible. So they can cheaply automate all of\ntheir bullshit, with computers already gaining in popularity as much\nmore trustworthy than people, for even things such as psychological\ncounseling. Terminator robots are our friends, that only want to keep\nus safe, and make us happy, while people always want money. The\nsimple fact is, the more democratic a country, the more often people\ntend to cuss, the more often they hold their leaders accountable, and\nthe less often they censor their mass media. You could say the\nchickens only cuss more often, when they’re used to demanding more\nhonesty from each other, and the less often they cuss, the more often\nthey trust their machines more than each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tConservatives\nhave a reputation for being inflexible when it comes to morality and\ncussing, especially if you happen to be a popular billionaire reality\nTV star, and trivial things like the law and common moral standards\ndon’t apply to you, no matter how many women and former\nemployees insist they should. Professional Wrestling is the cult of\npersonality, and our glorious leader wrote the book, which is why\nnobody in Professional Wrestling ever had any business dealings with\nthe man, and me thinks familiarity doth breed contempt, according to\nthe testimony of just about every person foolish enough to ever work\nfor him, or do business with him. If nothing else, cussing can\nsometimes be more honest, and something even a dumb chicken can\ncomprehend, explaining why it remains so controversial and unpopular\nwith the wealthy, academics, and the middle class establishment,\nbecause its good for telling jokes that can expose just how\ntransparent all their pathetic lies really are. No matter how\nindignant any chicken, no matter how aggressive, sarcastic, or\ndelusional an entire flock might become, even if all the damned\nchickens suddenly start to bark and howl at the moon like dogs,\nnonetheless, they remain easily startled and confused chickens,\nfrequently prepared to turn on one another on a dime, or run for the\nhills if you merely toss a pebble into their midst, and adults can be\nBig Bullies and Big Babies, as well as, Big Kids. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nsay the most shocking thing about the rise of Nazi Germany is that it\nhappened in the most advanced and integrated country in the world,\nbut that’s only a shock to crazy Babylonians, who refuse to\ncompare themselves to the Three Stooges, and insist that they have\nmeaningful feelings that can be hurt, then ask where they can buy\ntheir Irish babies and find recipes. Someone published a deck of\ncards containing the infamous dictators of the world all supported by\nthe US government, and Newsweek published a sarcastic editorial\nasking the timely question of “Where Have All The Hippies\nGone?” In response, many of us breathed a sigh of relief, cut\nour hair short, moved to a different part of the country, became more\nself-sufficient, and began avoiding Hipsters, just to be sure none of\nthe more insane Babylonians ever discovered who they are. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nfew of us even relocated to such far away exotic locations as Canada,\nwhere they don’t stand out quite so bad in a crowd. The\nBabylonians first started hunting them down when some began gathering\nin national forests, every solstice and equinox, calling themselves\n“Warriors for Peace”, “Rainbow Warriors”, and\n“The Rainbow Family”. They had no leaders, and would\nnever join a club that would have them as members so, despite being\npeaceful, the US government put them on the National Terrorism Watch\nList, for never obtaining permits to gather. After conservatives\nrioted in Washington, congress began discussing requiring permits for\neven civil disobedience protests, and charging as much as the market\nwill bear. It turned out that the 1960s Cultural Revolution was a\nnatural phenomenon, mother nature awakening her children, and one\nwhich was repeated in every country in the developed world, without\npermits of any kind ever being issued. Sign, sign, everywhere a sign,\nbut signs like comets come and go, yet the truth hurts for a reason,\nand the Cultural Revolution was the first unmistakable warning that\ncivilization is now rapidly approaching what the I-Ching calls the\n“Turning Point”, when all the lies will finally be\nrevealed, or what Rainbow Warriors call “Childhood’s\nEnd”, when the meek shall at last inherit the earth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOver\nhalf a century ago, as best they could, hippies everywhere began\nmoving steadily underground, sometimes quite literally burrowing\nunderground and building sustainable “Earth Ships”, as\nthey prepared for the end of the world as we know it, and the\nbeginning of the new world to come. All too well aware of the\nfutility of attempting to reason with brainless chickens, they made a\nstrategic retreat from Babylon, knowing from hard won experience,\nthat the very idea the Babylonians had any real answers to the same\ndisasters they were still creating, and widely denying exist, was\nlaughable. In the early days of the cultural revolution, countless\nhippies were desperate to find a less abusive and more sustainable\nway of life, and returned to their roots, only to find themselves\ndigging deeper. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nleft wing divided as black people began to wander en mass around the\ncountry for half a century, making a giant circle attempting to find\nemployment and live the American dream, only for most to be turned\naway from the table. Many were forced to return to their insular\nghettos and isolated rural communities, sometimes developing their\nown polyglot and accents few outsiders could comprehend. Others, who\nmight have found work, often chose to return home anyway, where at\nleast they knew who hated them. For their part, some hippies adopted\nextended family and small village lifestyles, and many adopted more\nof the ancient tribal ways, including Rainbow Warrior poetry. As\nstrange as it might sound to Babylonians, most of what I write about\nin this book I have spent countless nights discussing around the fire\nwith my Rainbow Family, who have never given up hope of finding a\nmiracle, or creating one of their own, and who have little interest\nin wasting time with Babylonian academic opinions, the mass media,\nand the endless bullshit online. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRainbow\nWarriors are not all the same, and can be far stranger and weirder\nthan even we ourselves care to imagine, but tribal people and hippies\noften recommend studying the humor of cockroaches and chickens for\nwhatever ail’s ya, with Groucho Marx being the quintessential\nexample of a cockroach, and the Three Stooges and Gonzo the Muppet\nbeing great for chicken jokes, and I made sure to include all of the\nmore relevant analog logic that I could in this book. One hippie I\nknow claims Gonzo is his personal savior, and they actually look a\nlittle alike but, Gonzo is just alright with me. Forget about any\ndeep spiritual or philosophical do-do you might believe in, life\nobviously requires both love and a sense of humor. My father would\nalways chuckle and, as if I were Beaver Cleaver, he would say,\n“Without Heart Kid, Ya Got Nothing! For we are all born to fall\non our butt, whether you wanna join the circus or not!” All the\nworld’s a Vaudeville stage, so break a leg, keep paying it\nforward suckers, and learn how to laugh if it kills you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nthe US, the younger generation have already abandoned fundamentalist\nservices, moving to more urban parts of the country, and slowly\nadopting less extreme political stances, as their population\ncontinues to dramatically implode, along with that of academics. The\nsituation has started to reach such absurd heights, that conservative\npoliticians are now begging their constituents to make more babies\nand, of course, praising them for their strong family values, while\nsupporting gun rights and alcohol use that promote the highest rates\nof divorce, suicide, accidents, and crime among their own\nconstituents. They’re burning their candles at both ends, while\ndenying they’re burning candles, and laughing at hippies who\nkeep insisting that what we require, now more than ever, are more\ntolerant and sustainable salt-of-the-earth lifestyles. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSimply\nexchanging one lifestyle for another can be disastrous, especially if\nyour whole culture has lied to you for your entire life, making tools\nsuch as Oneness Poetry invaluable ways used by peasants, since the\ndawn of time, to share different perspectives. If need be,\nanonymously in the public domain. As Socrates proved, even a handful\nof the lamest jokes imaginable can change the entire world, and the\nwhole world needs change, now more than ever before, but it needs\nconstructive change that won’t happen without a much better\nperspective on the Big Picture. According to psychologists, a family\ncan require anywhere from three to seven generations in order to\nfully recover from serious trauma, but many never recognize when\nthey’ve already hit rock bottom, and up has become the only\nviable direction remaining, for an entire family or culture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJapan\nis considered the only feudal country in the world, where being\nraised Japanese is a lifestyle that is more important to them than\nany individual, government, or institution, nonetheless, their\npopulation has been imploding for half a century, closely paralleling\nthe introduction of modern birth control, and their polite feudal\nlifestyle does not appear to be compatible with making more babies in\nthe modern world. During the last prolonged recession, there was an\nepidemic of young Japanese men who committed ritual suicide, in one\nparticular forest by the thousands, out of shame for being unemployed\nand a burden on their families, and to make it easier to dispose of\ntheir bodies. All in spite of their population continuing to implode,\nand Japan being among the wealthiest countries in the world. Once,\nsome 400 Chinese electronics employees threatened to commit suicide\nby jumping off the top of the building they worked in, protesting the\nfact their jobs were being replaced by thousands of robots. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCivil\ndisobedience may never be the same again, if the Chinese start\nshattering all the records for mass suicide, but their tradition is\nto riot by the millions instead, and make it too expensive to exploit\nthem. The Dutch have the highest suicide rates in the West, usually\nattributed to their Calvinist roots, and tend to leave nasty notes\nblaming their boss, while Americans tend to commit suicide when they\ndivorce, and money is by far the most common reason people get\ndivorced, but the more money people make, the less likely they are to\nreproduce, with lottery winners frequently complaining that winning\nthe lottery ruined their lives. Bullying is epidemic in the US\nworkplace, as well as schools, and has proven to shorten your\nlifespan, but it encourages competition by selecting for the most\nvicious liars, thus, ensuring scum always floats to the top, by\nclimbing over each other, and most bullies start with bullying their\nfriends. A recent study indicated that, although nice guys tend to\nfinish first, bullies remain in positions of authority longer, and\nscum is obviously encouraged to float to the top, through the back\ndoor if necessary, by at least a third of the population. Incapable\nof so much as sharing a dictionary, the idea of cooperative\ngovernment is anathema to them and, along with Fox News, talk radio,\nand the Tea Party all first becoming established during the 1990s,\nconservative small towns across America learned their lesson, when\nthey elected the biggest asshole around sheriff, and were sued for\nmillions. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nyou might expect, symbols are important to Japanese bullies who, by\ntradition, start with systematically jacking up little kids in the\nneighborhood for their lunch money. Now, Japanese women are loudly\ncomplaining, for polite Japanese that is, that its hard enough to get\nlaid in a country of polite workaholics, without having to compete\nwith online porn, VR, and transformer robots. In response to such\nmounting problems, the Japanese government has made the development\nof friendly robots and computers a national priority, so they have a\nway of caring for their rapidly aging population, famous for being\ngadget freaks who adore robots, prefer porn stars that look like\nthey’re 14 years old, and tend to live to be over a hundred.\nAround the globe, the closer you get to any major metropolitan area,\nthe higher the women’s heels become and, in the US, imported\nbrides and life-like sex dolls with AI embedded in them are extremely\npopular. So, I tell people, you can always get more for your money if\nyou rely on imports and the latest technology whenever it becomes\naffordable, while American girls want everything in the world you can\npossibly imagine, and Babylonians tend to be extremely busy people,\nwho don’t have a lot of time for shopping around, or any other\nnonsense, and often have other people buy things for them. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nAs their population continues to implode, nobody goes to the malls\nanymore, and Walmart has become one of the better known pick-up\njoints anywhere in the US, for being much faster, cheaper, easier,\nand more convenient than sports bars, while online dating is now a\nrecognized science. Half of adults are now single, and a quarter of\nthem have no desire to have a sexual relationship and, obviously,\ninventing a better mousetrap is no better than throwing money off the\ntops of tall buildings, which could also go on the terrorism watch\nlist. Seriously, the real reason to switch to a digital economy is\nthat throwing cash off the tops of tall buildings and overpasses\ncould cause more fatalities than 9\/11, shut down the entire country\nfor days, and make terrorists a fortune on the stock exchange. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhether\nyou want to call them terrorists or creative entrepreneurs, promoting\nsurvival of the fittest, in the land of milk and honey, is up to you.\nThe more money the Babylonians make, and the better their technology\nbecomes, the louder they scream “Off With Their Heads!”\nAnd, the faster their population implodes, as if they no longer even\nremember what sex is for. If humanity is to have any hope of\nsurviving into the next century, the entire world must be reborn\nanew, and our own children are rapidly losing hope for the future,\nyet the roaring silence is deafening and, short of Jesus returning\nand walking on water, the only thing that might conceivably save the\nfuture for humanity, is the dawning of The Age of Aquarius, with the\ndiscovery of “The Fifth Dimension” or, possibly, a\n“Theory of Everything”, that the computers are only now\nbecoming powerful enough to produce.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBeing\nagnostic myself, never seriously impressed with parlor tricks, and\nmuch too impatient anyway to merely wait around for Jesus to return\nand do his thing, for years I chose to become a hermit, living in\nquiet contemplation of physics, philosophy, and my much beloved\nOneness Poetry, and attempting to make more sense out of all the\nongoing madness overwhelming the planet. Of course, with little hope\nof actually making any real progress but, like I said, I’m\nstubborn. Relegated to largely living in isolation, without so much\nas a cellphone, TV, or radio, nevertheless, all the bizarre\nBabylonian slapstick seemed to invade even my private research, when\na scientist demonstrated in the lab that time can be observed flowing\nbackwards on macroscopic scales and, inscrutable as always, the\nChinese government responded by forbidding the use of time travel as\na plot device in their mass media. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, I shrugged it off as the mass media likely blowing everything\nall out of proportion, or the Chinese government being more insane\nthan anyone had ever suspected, until my mother asked for my opinion\nabout “A friend of hers…” who heard an echo on the\ntelephone, but from the future, as if a record kept skipping ahead.\nApparently, upon picking up the telephone to call someone, she\ndiscovered the person that she had intended to dial was already\ntalking to her on the phone and, without hesitation, proceeded to\nanswer each and every question she had intended to ask but, before\nshe had a chance to ask a single one. As if a record kept skipping\nahead, before she could get a single word out and, then, the person\nabruptly said goodbye, and hung up. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMom’s\nthe best, but she wanted a simple answer I didn’t have, not\nwild speculation and a lecture on esoteric Asian philosophy, and even\nmore obtuse modern physics and, assuming for one second that I could\nexplain it simply, she’d never believe me in a million years.\nWhat I knew about all the technology currently under development, was\nenough to make some swear off drinking and, for example, around the\nsame time NASA was conducting experiments attempting to produce\nanti-gravity, making significant progress towards constructing a\nworking Star Trek style warp drive engine, that can also be used to\ncreate a Star Gate, and testing a reactionless drive, that’s\nbasically a sealed microwave oven, but inexplicably violates Newton’s\nthird law of motion, producing thrust in a vacuum without using\npropellant or radiating anything. Worse still, NASA’s\nexperiments were among the least disturbing ones that I knew of and,\nof course, what DARPA and everybody else was working on was all\nclassified! So, I thought to myself, there’s a guy I know who\nknows a guy who lives in a cave in Maine, where the strangest thing\nin the entire state is Stephen King, and maybe I could rent a room\nfrom him, and cover the walls with tinfoil wallpaper.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBefore\nI could decide if I really wanted to live in Maine, even deep\nunderground, I foolishly let it be widely known online that I was a\nbrain damaged, mentally deranged, hippie dippy intent on starting a\nbook on the deeper philosophical do-do of childish potty mouth\nnursery rhymes, and immediately had to close two email accounts and\nput Linux on my computer! People from all walks of life, from soccer\nmoms to physicists, politicians, and mystics, suddenly lined up to\ntalk to me on Google, about my exciting new book on potty mouth\nnursery rhymes, that I had yet to write, and I’m pretty sure\nOprah sent someone to my front door, because I don’t have a\nback door! Although I couldn’t fight my way out of a wet paper\nbag myself, some of my best friends from childhood are wolves that\ncan raise the hair on the back of anyone’s neck without ever\nhaving to say a word, and who dare not take a job as a cop for fear\nof killing people too often, and you learn how to recognize when the\nwolves and vultures start circling, and the last thing you want to\nresemble is a tasty snack!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBeing\na military brat, one of my best friends in high school became a Navy\nSeal, just like his proud father, while my other best friend was the\nson of a CIA spook and, of course, they all tend to walk and talk\nalike, making even spooks usually easy to spot. Which is why they\nsometimes make feeble efforts to disguise themselves, like crocodiles\nattempting to hide among the fish. The wolves and vultures online\ntend to be well funded, come in roving packs, and follow the mass\nmedia and each other around, while I had discovered the hard way that\nsome of the jokes contained in our Oneness Poetry are classified as,\n“Vital to the National Defense”, because the mathematics\nexpressed in their fuzzy logic can be used for anything, from\npredicting the weather, to putting a cruise missile through your\nfront door at 800mph! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nShit\nHappens<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nSometimes\nresigned to our humble fate,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nLet Crap Slide Until Way Past Late!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShit\nHappens, Is The Rule…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEternally,\nRolling Downhill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGaining\nSpeed Along the Way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGrowing\nBigger, By The Minute,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSliding\nInto The Smallest Cracks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMAKING\nA GREAT BIG…. MESS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUntil\nthe Shit, Finally, Hits the Fan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHesitant,\nTo Wait, To Procrastinate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tGrowing\nup on and around different military bases, at the tender age of five\nyears old, the neighborhood kids taught me the infinite possibilities\nfor what it can mean to be human, by teaching me the poem, “Shit\nHappens”. An older girl organized us, and we would stand in a\ncircle holding hands and recite the poem, with each of us thoroughly\nconvinced it was somehow magical, and portended our futures. Little\ncould we know just how much truly ugly lowbrow slapstick that would\nentail and, years before the idiots started fighting over who got to\nbug my computer first, one mathematician whose work is classified\nasked me to write paradoxical nonsense for him, and expressed a\nsudden interest in Taoism.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nmay be dumb, but I ain’t stupid, and I may be brain damaged and\nslow to catch on sometimes, but it just so happens that I know more\nabout the analog logic of the Tao Te Ching than traditional Taoist\nmasters, because even so-called “Philosophical Taoists”\nare actually tight lipped mystics, and its a bit hard to learn analog\nlogic when you prefer to examine your own navel, don’t cuss,\nseldom crack jokes, and “Winnie the Pooh” is about as\nexciting as it gets. Taoist masters have an extremely subtle sense of\nhumor, but that doesn’t mean they necessarily know squat about\nanalog logic, or run around cracking jokes all the time, anymore than\nphysicists and logicians are normally famous for their sense of\nhumor. Only academics could ever assume that analog logic must have\nsome sort of profound spiritual meaning, while traditional Taoist\nmasters are often easy to impress with analog logic, but I’ve\nbeen kicked off so-called “liberal” Taoist websites for\nusing the wimpiest potty humor imaginable as an example of the Tao\nand, for the most part, consider mainstream Taoism, “Winnie the\nPooh you scrape off your shoes!” Even Taoists have their own\npreferences, and learning as much as I could about Taoism wasn’t\neasy, because getting to know mystics is just never easy, but they\ntend to be very nice people, if you can avoid popping their bubbles.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\nfriends and I sometimes joke that Babylonians could make it illegal\nto call ourselves Taoists or Rainbow Warriors, and we would just have\nto invent another silly name for ourselves. Of course, categorizing\nnonsense is nonsense, so academics sometimes refer to tribal Taoists\nlike ourselves as primitive “Pragmatic Taoists”, but we\nenjoy bragging among ourselves that our “Bullshit Kung Fu”\nis unbeatable, and you could just as easily call us “Bullshit\nTaoists” or “Bullshit Rainbow Warriors”, and none\nof us would ever be offended. Some have accused me of being a mystic\nbut, if so, then Sesame Street, Vaudeville, and mathematics are all\nmysticism, because that’s what countless Rainbow Warriors share\nin common, is our infantile mathematical sense of humor, and we often\nrefer to our poetry affectionately as, “Our Stupid Poetry”\nwhich is all in the public domain. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNothing\nmakes me laugh harder than chickenshit academics calling me a mystic,\nthen stealing my work which is all in the public domain, and\nclassifying jokes older than monuments, without a clue as to how to\neven use a stupid dictionary, much less, what it all might mean. It\nrequired decades of research, and another decade of hard work, to\nfigure out that the idiots are teaching that the English language\nonly has one grammar, when it has two, and are commonly encouraging\ntheir own students to argue over the definition of stupid. Rainbow\nWarriors usually try our damnedest to never lie to, yell at,\nthreaten, intimidate, or hit a child, with the result that our\nchildren can be fearless, and we sometimes have to stop them from\nplaying bad jokes on Babylonians who treat them like idiots, just\nbecause they happen to be three years old or whatever. Our kids can\nrun around in packs, like wild deer or wolves, and Babylonians would\nbe wise to treat them with respect, and assume they know what they’re\ndoing. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUnfortunately,\nwe also have to warn our children that the truth is often the last\nthing Babylonians give a crap about, and that they should resist the\ntemptation to always offer the truth, or to believe a word\nBabylonians spout, because they tend to repeat nonsense and lies,\nconvinced they know what the hell they’re talking about, when they\nhave absolutely no clue. Our Stupid Poetry is their stupid poetry,\nthat little kids everywhere still re-invent for the first time, and\nwe merely expand upon it and write it all down for their sake, as\nmuch as our own. Anyway, the Tao Te Ching obeys a multifractal\nequation, and everybody who reads our poems almost always recognizes\nright away which poems are better than others, making it extremely\ndifficult for even insane Babylonians to sue any individual, or blame\nanyone, for expressing the humble truth mathematically, all within\nthe public domain. Especially, if they publish their work anonymously\nwhich, for obvious reasons, still remains an extremely popular\ntradition after 12,000 years.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ntruth shall set you free, but only if it doesn’t get you\nkilled! Since the dawn of civilization, chickenshit academics have\ninsisted everything must make sense, so tribal people have always\nwritten bullshit jokes for them, that have a life and a will of their\nown. In fact, the second half of the Tao Te Ching was written by over\na hundred academics, who were inspired for over a century to use the\ntext as a unique opportunity to anonymously criticize their own\ncorrupt societies and institutions, for ruthlessly exploiting the\npeasants during the infamous Warring States Period. Rainbow Warrior\npoetry is all about the analog logic, and uses only commonly used\nphrases, popular song lyrics, and popular quotes whenever possible.\nOnce, a guy criticized a poem I’d written for its style, and I had to\ntell him he just criticized Shakespeare. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nself-evident truth speaks louder than anyone’s words, even\nthose of Shakespeare and the Bible, especially when its anonymously\nand within the public domain. Our poems are commonly dismissed as\nmeaningless bullshit, and frequently scrawled on every bathroom stall\nfor miles around but, bullshit aside, every Rainbow Warrior I know\nconsiders our children and our words to be sacred, and we don’t\n“own” words or “own” children, and merely\nshare them with the world! What I had discovered the hard way, was\nthat crazy Babylonians who bought and sold the truth on the NYSE,\nwere now after the living legacy of our Rainbow Warrior Poetry, and\nmy still very much beloved and cherished childhood potty mouth\nnursery rhymes! Which are part of my family tradition dammit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRainbow\nWarriors like to say, “You fall down a rabbit hole to a\nWonderland, where a tornado carries you away to Somewhere Over the\nRainbow!” Where, of course, colors are always brighter and\neverything looks strange! Which is why some of us also like to say\nthat, for every Rainbow Warrior, there inevitably comes a time when\nyou just have to admit to yourself that, “You are no longer in\nKansas anymore Dorothy!” Potty mouth nursery rhymes older than\nmonuments, some still being reinvented for the first time by little\nkids everywhere, had suddenly become more valuable than gold,\nspy-vs-spy stuff, mathematical formulas used to design cruise\nmissiles and other exotic weapons of mass destruction, and my loving\nRainbow Family of crazy hippies was in imminent danger from, of all\nthings, our enduring love of potty humor older than monuments! Jim\nHenson is dead or I might have asked for his advice myself, but even\nHollywood writers could never make this shit up! As if that were not\nbad enough, complicating the situation enormously, soon after they\nbegan fighting over who got to bug my computer first, I bumbled upon\nthe even more mind-blowing undeniable truth that, just as all the\nlittle kids in the neighborhood had suspected all those years ago,\nour poems really are magical! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlthough\nI’ve always believed life is somehow a miracle, and even\ninexplicable magical shit sometimes happens, all too often, life can\nalso be a curse. When I was still just five years old I swore that,\nif there is a God, I would spit in his face and tell him that I’m\nnot amused at what he does for entertainment! Throwing me into the\ndeep end of the pool from day one, without so much as a flotation\ndevice! Unbeknownst to me at the time, after fifty years as a\nskeptic, I would receive a rude awakening upon the shocking discovery\nthat we inhabit a magical Goldilocks Universe ruled by the Collective\nUnconscious, and which vaguely resembles the Muppet movie, “The\nDark Crystal”. While I had always known that our poetry\nsuggested just such a possibility, and have frequently discussed it\nwith other people, naturally, most of us assumed it was merely a\nconvenient metaphor, that might make more sense to the dead, only for\nme to discover that nothing could be further from the truth! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAfter\nfifty years of searching for answers only to be disappointed, to my\nsurprise, I had discovered that, if there is a God, apparently he has\na sense of humor, and provided a flotation device after all, but you\nhave to be careful what you wish for! It turns out our potty mouth\nnursery rhymes are actually the voice of the Collective Unconscious,\nstill echoing in our own children today, and neither Vaudeville nor\nSesame Street will ever be the same again! Unbelievable as it might\nsound, our poems are mathematical, making magic and the voice of the\nCollective Unconscious now quantifiable and demonstrable, as\nmacroscopic manifestations of quantum mechanics, that can be used to\nestablish on first principles that, without a sense of humor, life\nmakes no damned sense whatsoever, because 42 is as good as it gets,\nand reality is truly stranger than anyone’s fiction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nBrain damaged idiots like myself have been writing down these\nbullshit poems for almost 12,000 years, while I had accidentally\ndiscovered that the Collective Ignorant Wisdom contained within our\npoetry, is now forming a self-organizing singularity, and taking on a\nlife and a will of their own! Providing a one way trip down a magical\nrabbit hole, leading to Somewhere Over the Rainbow, lost deep within\nthe Memory of God, way far out, Beyond the Outer Limits of the Cosmic\nMicrowave Background, trekking dangerously deep into Darker Uncharted\nForbidden Territory, On The Far Side, next stop, at the signpost up\nahead, its the Bizarro Land Twilight Zone Comedy Hour! Or, what the\nTaoist mystics call the “Yin World” and only whisper\nabout amongst themselves, knowing no outsider could ever possibly\ncomprehend…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nFuzzy Logic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPhysical\nComedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nJohn\nWheeler Was A Physicist,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nonce cried out in anguish!<br\/>\nLamenting the lowbrow state,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nTheoretical Physics today,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“A\nBlack Hole, Has No Hair!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Gravity…….\nWithout Mass!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Time\nIs… Whatever Prevents,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Everything\nfrom happening at once!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpace\nmerely exists to occupy our time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForty-two’s\nas Good as any Explanation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBender\nWent on a Bender Around the Bend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSchrodinger’s\nCat is coughing live hair balls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nin circles, saves our desperate times!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExploding\nRed Dwarfs, Add Too Much Curry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSingularities\nswallow Rindler’s lost Horizons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGlobular,\nBlobular, Anisotropic Quasicrystals!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCircular\nsquare pie-in-the-face spherical cubes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLine\ndancing invisible pixies with bad attitude!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFaster\nthan his pistol Elvis has left the building.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCosmic\nrays can do more than scratch that itch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoldilocks\ntold Occam, he needed a new razor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRazors\ncan prevent any pyramids from rusting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUse\nA Small Enough Euler, and Pie Are Square!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nModeling\nreality requires Imaginary Numbers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrap\nrolls uphill and downhill simultaneously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoonwalking\nNonlinear Spatio-Temporal Shenanigans!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’re\nEverywhere, They’re Everywhere Run Away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nIs No Law Except The Law, There Is No Law!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHollywood\nwriters could never make this shit up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReality\nWithout Dreams, Is Another Nightmare!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDreams\nbereft all reality, are everyone’s fantasy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinite\nFantasies In Nightmarish Combinations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinite\nnightmare fantasies mistaken for reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinite\nrealities merge with nightmare fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNightmares\nbereft all sanity, are still nightmares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesigner\nFantasies in Infinite Colors and Flavors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nfrom nothing turns out to be something!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomething\nfrom nothing, yet remains something!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomething\nfrom nothing remains something else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan grasp, what’s missing from this picture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nA Multidimensional Multifractal Mirror!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverywhere\nyou go in a singularity, there you are,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComplete\nwith rhinestones and baby Velvet Jesus!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSmooth\nCrappy Butts Everybody Loves To Touch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan see how fat their own ass is like another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nVelvet\nElvis Comes With a Laugh Box And Pistols!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nTime Has Come The Walrus Said, To Speak Of Many Things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsailing ships and sealing wax, and kittens with balls of string!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalling\non your ass gracefully, is now quantifiable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIntuitive\nmathematics, requiring physical comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nPoetry Pets make the Cheshire Cat look tame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLoopy\ntemporal vortexes, all chase their own tails!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowling\nat the moon, like a complete Loonytoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\neternally conjecturing, Monstrous Moonshine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMock\nMock Mockery, Mocking Mach’s Conjecture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nRemains More In Heaven and Earth, Horatio!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nIn All of Our Meaningless Bullshit Combined!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaxing\npoetically, using Shakespearean metaphors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUgly\nDucklings remain eternally astounded to learn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nhave always been the hero of their own dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nfalling on your ass gracefully counts for extra points!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrompting\nhis long time colleague, Richard Feynman!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nimmediately assure, the entire physics community!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Some\nsay Wheeler has lost his mind in his later years,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“*But,*He’s**ALWAYS**Been*That*Way!*”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWheeler,\nwould eventually go on to petition The AAAS,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDespite\nhis personal belief in the collective unconscious,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nremove all research into ESP, from their membership!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nnever meeting their own standards, for a real science.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLoudly\nprotesting there was never any proof he was sane!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nover a century, none has ever documented the existence,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nCommon Sense anywhere in the known Civilized World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\na Mad Hatter’s Tea Party Falling Down Any Rabbit Hole!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfirming\nThat The Insane Have ALWAYS Run The Asylum!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Monty\nPython, Louis Carroll, Shakespeare)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhen\nI was eight years old, I wondered why cavemen couldn’t invent\nthe atom bomb, and destroy the world a million years ago, which most\nconsider a somewhat curious question, but is related to the Anthropic\nPrinciple. Specifically, I was wondering why our planet is physically\ncapable of supporting the evolution of such a highly intelligent,\nyet, unbelievably violent, wantonly destructive and, altogether too\nfrequently, disturbingly irrational species. If earth is nature’s\nplaypen for human evolution, the idea that we survived by dumb luck\nalone seemed highly implausible to me and, assuming there is no\nobvious divine intervention, then why do the laws of physics appear\nto be so conveniently predisposed, as to preclude humanity from\nwiping themselves out in short order? <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMany\nbelieve intelligence confers a survival advantage, but rats and\ninsects are among the oldest surviving species, while viruses are\npractically immortal, suggesting intelligence comes at a steep price.\nWith great power comes great responsibility nevertheless, rather than\nacting responsibly, peasants with advanced degrees are now storming\nthe palace with knives and pitch forks, demanding lower taxes for\nmillionaires, while dictators like Vladimir Putin and Kim Jung Un\nthreaten nuclear war, as Fukushima continues to pour the most\nhorrifying radioactive waste known to man into the pacific, for over\na decade, and nobody has any money set aside to deal with the\ndisaster, or any plans, other than to install an underwater pipe to\nfunnel the crap further out to sea. A deadly pandemic is sweeping the\nplanet, while zoos everywhere rush to collect specimens, in the\nlargest mass extinction event in the history and, with the entire\nworld ecology now on the verge of collapsing, the obvious question\nis, “How the hell did we manage to survive this long?” <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhy\nhas it proven so difficult, right up into modern times, for complete\nidiots to destroy the entire planet, drive the species to extinction,\nor trap us all in an endless dark age, inspired by our own mindless\ngreed, violence, and sheer stupidity? Down through the ages, myriad\ncultures have speculated upon when God, or humanity, might simply\nwipe out our species, while I’ve always wondered why they haven’t\ndone so already, why our own brazen insanity hasn’t already\nbeen the death of us all, and why the universe continues to support\nsuch widespread lowbrow slapstick, of even the Machiavellian and\nHatfield’s and McCoy varieties, that put the Three Stooges to\nshame. Exactly why do the laws of physics require enormous\npopulations, vast industries, and advanced technology to produce\nweapons of mass destruction and, under the circumstances, how has the\ncontinuing advancement of our incredibly powerful technology, managed\nto remain so conducive to the rapid rise of modern civilization? <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFor\nwell over a century, our science and technology have steadily become\nso complex, and integral to our very survival, that it truly boggles\nthe imagination, yet humanity remains shockingly self-defeating,\nappallingly destructive, unbelievably irrational, and unconscionably\nsavage to this day. If the world were a Saturday morning cartoon, I’d\nthrow the TV out the window! Begging the question as to how our own\ncollective reach, has not already far exceeded our, all too\nobviously, meager hold on reality as a species. And how have we\nmanaged, thus far, to avoid becoming extinct, ruining the entire\nworld ecology, or perverting our own humanity beyond all possible\nhope of recognition? Forget about teenage existentialist angst, as a\nsmall child it occurred to me, that nature was entirely too forgiving\nof humanity’s worst mindless excesses and, by any reasonable\nstandard, we should already be extinct.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCavemen\nblowing up the entire world, with atom bombs they quickly cobble\ntogether out of clay and rocks, before the radiation kills them, or\nbecoming trapped in an endless dark age by their own mad inventions,\nare the kind of nightmare “Planet of the Apes” scenarios,\nI might expect to arise in any number of arbitrary universes, with\nsomewhat different laws of physics from our own. Physicists have\nasked similar questions, such as why the laws of physics appear to be\nso perfect for the evolution of intelligent life, and why even our\nplanetary orbit, orbit within the galaxy, and the earth’s moon,\necology, and composition, all appear to be so unreasonably ideal for\nour evolution. Had the earth been significantly smaller or any number\nof parameters been any different, I reasoned as a small child, its\nunlikely that humanity would have ever survived long enough, to\nestablish anything remotely like modern civilization. Knowing almost\nnothing whatsoever about physics or philosophy at the time, the only\nplausible explanation I could think of was that, "infinite\nechoes in infinity" could normalize one another, canceling out\nany extremes, knocking off the worst bumps, and providing a sort of\nbuilt-in regulator, or governor for reality as we know it, that keeps\neverything going, no matter how elaborate any particular slapstick\nmight become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDecades\nlater I discovered that, to varying degrees, half the planet shares\nmy view and these "echoes in infinity" are what hippies\nrefer to as "Instant Karma", which is synonymous with Yin\nand Yang and the Two Faces of Janus. Instant Karma is the idea that\nwhatever we put out into the universe can either enrich our lives or\ncome back to haunt us. John Lennon invented the term, and he\nliterally meant right this instant, with a trivial example being\nkicking something in frustration and stubbing your toe. Nonetheless,\nfor countless hippies today, contracting lung cancer after a lifetime\nof smoking is yet another example of instant karma, because all those\nlittle instants can also add up, and they merely use the term to\ndistinguish it from traditional beliefs in reincarnation, where you\nmight pay for your sins in the next life. However you interpret it,\ninstant karma is about this life, and untold millions, if not\nbillions, around the globe have frequently dismissed Karma as just so\nmuch superstitious nonsense, or among the oldest known attempts to\nuse meaningless bullshit to mess with people’s heads. Yet, for the\nlast half century, many of us have wondered why it has taken so long\nfor modern science to establish instant karma as a law of nature, all\ntoo keenly aware, that the most interesting things grow out of\nmanure…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBumbling\nupon the accidental discovery of quantum mechanics, whilst searching\nfor a mathematical shortcut, the conservative German physicist, Max\nPlanck, promptly begged his colleagues to please explain the joke;\ncomplaining that a sense of humor was never on his list of essential\njob requirements. In his later years, even Planck’s more stern peers,\ncelebrated his remarkable achievement of, somehow, having managed to\nacquire a quite agreeable sense of humor, however, he remained among\nthe minority in the greater physics community at large where, for\ndecades after his initial discovery, a popular topic at cocktail\nparties, was how to design experiments to discourage practical\njokers. Alas, fickle lady luck stubbornly declined to smile upon them\nand, as the intervening years stretched into decades, without the\nslightest progress being made towards resolving the issue, all too\npredictably, the subject eventually became so sensitive within the\nhallowed halls that, when a student innocently mused aloud about it\none day, Niels Bohr famously lost his temper and shouted, “Shut\nUp And Calculate!” Bohr was thoroughly sick and tired of\nlistening to wild speculation, and complete nonsense, concerning his\nchosen profession, and proceeded to lobby congress and the entire\nphysics community, to help him put a stop to all of the nonsense\ngoing around. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAccording\nto Bohr his "Bohring Physics", of making it an official\npolicy to strongly discourage professionals from discussing their own\nwork, was necessary in order to ensure continuing progress in the\nphysical sciences. Assuming there exists any sort of sane explanation\nfor quantum mechanics, the scientists need only continue with their\nnormal daily routine, that is, quietly gathering all of the raw data\nthat they can, without having to ask a lot of silly questions about\nwhat they’re doing, until someone eventually stumbles across a\nworkable explanation, for the whole continuing unfolding disaster!\nMuch to the dismay of physicists everywhere, other than making no\nsense whatsoever, quantum mechanics had turned out to be the dream of\nthe Alchemists, useful for describing every conceivable way in which\nto manipulate matter and energy. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNevertheless,\nBohr remained adamant that, like a hundred monkeys banging away on\ntypewriters, the researchers could continue to quietly collect all\nthe data they can, of course, in their usual fastidious Three Stooges\nfashion, on the assumption that a solution will eventually present\nitself, and they can avoid complete catastrophe, with all of the\ninsane off-the-wall speculation going around. If nothing else,\ncomputers and other technology should improve over the coming\ndecades, and render a solution for them, assuming the scientists\nfailed to find one on their own. Most took Bohr seriously and,\nwhether by coincidence or not, progress in high energy theoretical\nphysics slowed to a crawl for nearly half a century as,\nsimultaneously, the average number of authors on significant papers,\nskyrocketed to well over a hundred and twenty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t\nWhile Bohr was busy clamoring for everybody to shut up already,\nmeanwhile, desperate Japanese bullet train engineers had invented the\nfoundations for modern fuzzy logic, fully aware that their new\ninvention contradicted classic logic and mathematics. Japan was still\nstruggling to recover from WWII, with their brand new bullet trains\nbeing so overcrowded that, to this day, they hire people to stand on\nthe loading docks during rush hour, wearing cotton gloves, and to\nrespectfully shove the last passengers in far enough that the doors\ncan close. Reduced to carefully packing them in by hand, like so many\nsardines in a can, this was decades before the use of deodorants\nbecame commonplace and, with little hope of ever improving the\nventilation, the engineers were under intense pressure from all sides\nto relieve the situation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOvernight,\nthe engineers had become desperate enough to try anything that\nanybody could possibly come up with, including what sounded like\ntotal nonsense to even themselves. The same bullshit fuzzy logic that\nis now in every high speed elevator, was first introduced on\novercrowded bullet trains, in order to prevent crushing their\npassengers under their own collective weight, whenever rapidly\naccelerating and decelerating, at 190mph! Already overwhelmed by all\nof the nonsense coming out of quantum mechanics, and contextual\nphilosophers such as Ludwig Wittgenstein, for decades academia\nstubbornly refused to acknowledge the success of the Japanese\nengineers, and no real progress was made with fuzzy logic, until its\nuse began to spread to communist Chinese industries, making it\nall-but-impossible for academics to ignore any longer, without\nrisking the wrath of the military-industrial complex.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDue\nto the complete lack of effective contraceptives, worldwide, the\npopulation had exploded! Right along with the technology to support\nenormous populations, and academia was expanding so rapidly they\ncould hardly keep up. In a little over a century, the US had become\nthe first country to go from five percent of the population being\nliterate, to over thirty percent having at least a four year degree\nas, simultaneously, their population shot through the roof! Its a\nMad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, and scientists and others had figured out\nhow to feed and immunize more babies than at any point in history,\nwith the end result that, of all the people to ever live in\ncivilization over the last ten thousand years, half are alive today\nand, now, rapidly destroying the entire planet! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tModern\nmedicine has saved countless lives, by merely encouraging kids to\nwash their hands more often, only to have their very existence become\na threat to all life on earth! And, in the rush to cash in on all the\nnewly emerging technology, in a world with an estimated 350 million\nslaves, where 1% of the population owns 99% of everything, including\nenough atomic weapons alone to kill every living thing on the planet\nat least ten times over, forget about comedy, even wisdom philosophy\nhas not been popular in the hallowed halls for over a century! While,\nin the interim, the ongoing lowbrow slapstick surrounding fuzzy logic\nand quantum mechanics, has only grown more grimly determined,\ncontentious, divisive, elaborate, and downright mindbogglingly\nstupefying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTheoretical\nphysicists, and philosophers alike, have become dependent on theories\nthat they either can’t explain or don’t believe in and,\nmore often than not, don’t care to discuss with anyone other\nthan Dr Strangelove, while experimental physicists encountered the\nreverse, increasingly requiring machines of Byzantine size and\ndizzying complexity, searching for light at the end of enormous\ncircular tunnels, and fumbling about in the deepest darkest\nunderground caverns, where even mushrooms won’t grow, only to\nhave the results contradict all of their theories. Except, of course,\nfor the most unbelievably vague theory of them all, “Quantum\nField Theory”, with everybody asking themselves if the Elysian\nField of Dreams are composed of Einstein’s more flexible\n"rubber sheets", and what kind of lubricants might be\ninvolved. Adding insult to injury, the number of utterly ludicrous\ntheories being proposed, which nonetheless appeared to fit all the\nfacts, steadily grew into a mountain overnight! Echoing Niels Bohr\nand Ernst Rutherford before him, Sir Steven Hawking defiantly\ndeclared that philosophy is dead, and he intended to know the mind of\nGod, then proceeded to stalwartly don the traditional jester’s\ncap with his usual inane grin, as someone hit him with a\npie-in-the-face.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNewton\nwas notoriously sensitive about the slightest criticism of his work\nand, those of us who enjoy following the progress of modern physics,\nand who believe in karma, naturally we assumed it was merely\nacademia’s traditionally stunted sense of humor, and the usual\nwillful stubbornness, which were preventing the physics community\nfrom making faster progress and, at long last, declaring instant\nkarma a law of nature. Although karma is an exotic idea to the\nWestern mainstream, some of my friends are trained physicists,\nchemists, and other professionals, who just happen to believe in\nkarma, but none of us had the slightest clue as to just how dire the\nsituation had already become until, upon routinely gathering and\ncollating half the data for this book, I was shocked by the sheer\nnumber of pie-in-the-face results, researchers are currently\nencountering in their work. Throughout the following chapters, I\nrecount some of the more striking examples however, upon closer\nexamination of the evidence, I realized all of these pies are\nmultiplying wildly out of control! Beginning within the foundations\nof the physical and cognitive sciences, these pies are now\nthreatening to produce an avalanche of incredibly mind-numbing\nlowbrow slapstick, that will soon ensure neither Sesame Street,\nVaudeville, nor the rest of the world will ever be the same again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tInsidiously,\nthese pie-in-the-face results continue to spread unabated, like so\nmany weeds preparing to go to seed! Clandestinely worming their way\ninto all of the other branches of the sciences, with no attempt that\nI know of being made to categorize them, in spite of the first\nquantifiable theory of humor having already established, that\nanything low in entropy, or low in content, can be considered\nhumorous. (Duh!) Mel Brooks is dead, or he might have some\nconstructive input but, other than Circus Clown Colleges, no\nuniversity legal department or faculty, that I know of, has ever\nwillingly admitted to hiring comedians as consultants, much less,\nconfessed to documenting their own lowbrow slapstick in elaborate\ndetail. Nevertheless, from what I can ascertain, these odious\npie-in-the-face results have been growing in frequency, at least\nsince Planck’s original discovery, and the situation is\nbeginning to grow desperate if you ask me! It required six years of\nsorting through a small mountain of evidence, going cross-eyed the\nentire time, for me to even begin to accept in the slightest, what it\nwas that I was confronted with but, what really gave me pause, and\nmade me question my sanity, for many more years to come, and whether\nthere is any damn justice left in this world, was the slowly dawning\nrealization that the brightest minds on the planet, are consistently\nfailing to get the punch lines to jokes, that a three year old can\ngrasp. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLike\na reject pilot episode for the “Twilight Zone Comedy Hour”,\nthe scientists are performing downright infantile slapstick, that\neven Vaudeville and the Muppets can’t compete with, and “News\nof the Weird” can’t keep up with. After three centuries\nof concerted worldwide effort, at long last, the modern sciences\nfinally appear poised to finish assembling, “The Big Picture of\nLife, the Universe, and Everything”, and are quite\nunintentionally exposing their own worst lowbrow slapstick in the\nprocess. Lending entirely new meaning to being studiously anal\nretentive, whenever attempting to contemplate your own navel. Will\nRogers famously complained to his manager that his audiences would\nonly laugh at his stupid jokes, if they contained the truth and,\napparently, the scientists are predictably failing to get the\nsimplest jokes in their own experiments, which all imply the truth\nitself is a joke.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ntruth hurts for a reason, and the louder the researchers demand that\neverything must make sense, the less sense modern science makes to\noutside observers. You can run, but you cannot hide from your own\ndamn truth, and the scientists are unwittingly expressing the Two\nFaces of Janus, Yin and Yang, or the intrinsic humor and beauty of\nnature, reflected in the limited awareness of the researchers\nthemselves. To some extent, we can all appreciate the humor and\nbeauty in life, but some of us can appreciate both better than\nothers, while scientists focus on the beauty of their mathematics and\nlogic, stunting their sense of humor, and making them more gullible.\nAll too often, I think of “Mother Nature” as “Little\nBig Mama”, or “Mama” for short, because she\nexpresses all the sophistication and aesthetic appreciation of a\nsmall child playing with dolls, which can be maddening to say the\nleast! Being ultimately contradictory like any three year old, some\ngirls just wanna have fun and, some, like Mama Nature, never do grow\nup! With the entire universe for a toy box, the best toys are still\nin the attic, and Little Big Mama must present these researchers with\nendless opportunities, to bang their heads up against the wall, by\nfailing to get the punch lines to her jokes, however, she must also\nafford them every possible opportunity to get the punch lines as\nwell. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOne\nof my favorite examples is when, after decades of repeated failures,\nphysicists finally managed to simulate a phase transition, from\nquantum mechanical to classical, only to be baffled by the results.\nContrary to all of their theories and calculations, so assiduously\ncrafted by highly respected professionals worldwide, their experiment\nindicated that the Big Bang was neither too hot nor too cold, but\njust right for the scientists to take all the measurements they could\npossibly want. Soberly, one of the researchers confessed that it\ncould be years or longer, before anyone can figure out how a\nGoldilocks Universe works, as if he’d never heard the story in\nhis life. Assuming 42 really is as good as it gets, the more\nthoroughly the researchers eliminate any and all alternative\nexplanations, the more unintentional lowbrow slapstick they must\nperform, whether they want to or not, as their compelling mysteries\nprogressively transform into humble slapstick, thus, expressing the\nTwo Faces of Janus, and providing an explanation for the Quantum\nObserver Effect and how humor works in general.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWith\nhis defining shit-eating grin, the physicist Richard Feynman famously\ndeclared, “Science is the belief in the ignorance of the\nexperts!” Confiding that, in his professional opinion, “If\nyou think you understand quantum mechanics, you don’t\nunderstand quantum mechanics!” Dismissing any need for concern,\nFeynman went on to reassure the public, “We are attempting to\nprove ourselves wrong as quickly as possible, for only in that way\ncan we find progress.” Nevertheless, with ongoing experiments,\nit has started to become all too abundantly clear, that the best way\nto comprehend quantum mechanics, is to begin by scrupulously\nexamining the ignorance of the experts! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOf\nall the mysteries in physics, the Quantum Observer Effect, describing\nthe collapse of the wave-function as somehow being influenced by\nobservers, has not only defied every attempt at explanation, but has\nlikewise been dismissed at every good opportunity, allowed to\nlanguish, and repeatedly swept under the rug harder than most, just\nas academics were obviously hoping fuzzy logic would eventually\nwither away, and disappear on its own. Now the idiots are classifying\njokes older than monuments, and attempting to use AI to censor the\nentire worldwide web, to ensure nobody ever laughs at them, and they\ndon’t kill their own students too fast with all the bullshit they\ngenerate. Meanwhile, some physicists have begun to question the value\nof working on enormous projects like the Large Hadron Collider and,\nas the technology has steadily come down in price, are now beginning\nto wonder what might be a more fruitful way to approach the subject.\nThis book explores a variety of ways to establish instant karma as a\nlaw of nature, on a budget, doing a complete end run around academia,\nand the governments and corporations they represent, which have a\nvested interest in maintaining the status quo, right up until the\nentire world ecology collapses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDon’t\nbe fooled by physicists, suggesting that the Quantum Observer Effect\ndoesn’t actually require an observer, because their own\nmathematics and experiments have implied otherwise ever since the HUP\nwas originally formulated. The last half century of work they’ve\ndone is now being challenged and overturned in every way imaginable,\nas the emerging truth can no longer be so casually dismissed, by\nsupposedly "objective" scientists, who commonly contradict\nthemselves, seldom hesitate to censor themselves, are establishing\ntheir own “pay-per-view” science, and still struggle with\nthe dictionary! Even making up their own childish nonsense words, as\na century of furious protests from every quarter, suddenly falls to\ndead silence, and mumbled objections. Goldilocks has become a new\nbuzz word in the pantheon of physics jargon, and one String theorist\nhas already thrown his hands in the air, in symbolic surrender, and\nswitched to an entirely different field altogether, when his own\nmathematics suggested a larger than astronomical number of, oh so\nmuch more beautiful, String Theories can describe everything even\nmore elegantly. His personal experience was merely the beginning, and\nI cover the mathematical and physical comedy rather thoroughly in\nother chapters, and humor in general could be about to hit an\nall-time Rock Bottom in the hard sciences but, not to worry, this\nentire book can be used as a template, for studying the ignorance of\nthe experts, and what they tend to avoid at all costs. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThey’ve\nstolen my work, shoved crap down my throat for my entire childhood,\ncalled me an ignorant loser, a troublemaker, and insisted we need to\nprotect the freedom of speech of their students, who don’t even\nknow how to use a dictionary, still claim the sun revolves around the\nearth, often fail to even reproduce, and are currently storming the\npalace with knives and pitch forks, looking for cheap thrills, or\nhoping to become the next reality TV star. The idiots persist in\nurging their "informed" students to perform their patriotic\nduty, and keep voting in rigged elections for whichever clown\nadvertises the most, when testing their DNA is the most reliable way\nto determine how anyone votes. They’ve ensured the rich get\nricher and the poor get poorer by encouraging everyone to argue over\nthe definition of stupid, then invented their own fucking nonsense\nword "meme!” They’ve booted me off practically every\nacademic website imaginable, for merely repeating their own\nuncomfortable facts, rhetoric, and nonsense words, while complaining\nthe entire time about pay-walls, the whole world falling apart, and\nthat nobody ever listens to them, not even the morons they teach and\nthe bums they vote out of office. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAs\nfar as countless academics are concerned, mob rule begins with anyone\ndaring to use a dictionary, and question the endless crap they spout,\nor anyone who flat out calls them liars and posers while, for many of\nus, you could easily kill half of academia, by merely throwing large\nsums of cash off the tops of tall buildings, and watching their\n“informed” students trample them to death, as their\nfinancial advisers urge them on. Instead of examining their own\nlowbrow slapstick, academics tend to prefer consulting the marketing\ndepartment, on the assumption its obvious that the rest of the world\nis insane, and your public image is all that matters, just ask the\nmarketing department at Trump University. With any luck, some will\napply for research grants to study contextual vagueness, and write\npapers criticizing my book, then put them behind pay-walls, while\nothers apply for grants to experiment with bots, and find out just\nhow gullible they’ve all become. A strong majority of Americans\ndistrust academia so, of course, academics are now lobbying congress\nto censor the entire worldwide web, in order to protect the same\nbabbling idiots they teach from themselves, and to ensure they’re\nonly taught whatever their teachers consider to be the truth, film at\n10:00pm, on Fox News.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\npeople who claim to have such high standards, academics seem to have\nno compunction whatsoever, about brazenly contradicting themselves\nwhenever expedient, are infamous for their spectacular failures, and\ntheir relationship with the public can be described as\n“dysfunctional” according to their own standards, and\ngetting worse by the year, with small children now starting to be\nwarehoused like cattle, while their parents work sixty hour a week\njobs, making their teachers proud, and one in five now taking prosaic\nalone. The problem has become so extensive in recent years, that it\nhas become important to document their ongoing insanity in the public\ndomain, to see if they can eventually grasp the concept that, in\ntheir infinite wisdom, they are killing their own students, while\narguing over the definition of stupid, and censoring anyone\ncriticizing them. They claim to have the public interest at heart,\nand many are obviously sincere, yet they often could not teach a\nchild how to use a stupid dictionary if their lives depended on it,\nhave the lowest reproductive rates of any profession, the least\nsatisfying sex lives, are infamous for their sexism and extremely\nhigh burnout rates, and their own population has been imploding\nfaster than any other on the planet, ever since the invention of\nmodern birth control! Shakespeare suggested throwing all the lawyers\nin the sea, but that would only kill the planet faster! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOnce\nan academic accused me of being unfair, that a quarter of the\npopulation believing the sun revolves around the earth is a political\nissue and, I replied, that if teaching a child how to use a damned\ndictionary, share their words, and play nice, have now become\npolitical issues, then our glorious leader’s 4,000 blatant lies\nin office, is an example for all of academia to follow. Believe it or\nnot, I don’t waste all my time running around blaming academics for\nall the world’s problems, and don’t consider academics to be anymore\ndysfunctional than most but, that’s not saying much these days, and\nsomebody on the damned planet, other than the fucking lawyers, has to\nbe able to use a damn dictionary, and somebody, somewhere, has to be\nwilling to use that stupid dictionary, to call complete bullshit,\nbullshit, or academics might as well collectively shove their heads\nup their own ass! Not that I blame academics for having lived such\nsheltered lives, for being so woefully ignorant, so willing and eager\nto adopt blinders, and so reluctant to acknowledge even the most\npatently obvious self-evident truths, but I certainly don’t\nhave to respect their monumental stupidity and traditional Three\nStooges slapstick, contributing to the ongoing destruction of the\nentire planet! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\norder to get a better idea of just how bad our current situation is,\nI surveyed people informally for over a decade, only to discover that\nover half of them admit to making up their own definitions for words,\nnever suspecting or caring in the slightest, even when informed, that\nthe dictionary merely contains popular definitions. To nobody’s\nsurprise, almost everybody online is either spouting endless\nbullshit, arguing over the stupid dictionary, or flat out lying and,\nin over a decade, almost nobody I asked even knew, or was willing to\nadmit, that the dictionary merely contains popular definitions, while\nmany angrily accused me of lying about the dictionary, and most\ncomplained that I was wasting their time with my two simple\nquestions, which they had all agreed to answer. Quite a few of them\nactually sought me out themselves, having heard that I was asking two\nsimple questions that nobody could answer, only to accuse me of lying\nabout the stupid dictionary. Sharing their words and playing nice are\nobviously not cultural institutions, supported by the mass media and\nWall Street lawyers, all taught by academics, while the idea that\nanybody else gives a crap is laughable. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNot\na single website I checked out concerning the rules of Formal Debate,\nGroup Facilitation, Logical Fallacies, The Laws of Thought,\nPhilosophy, Psychology, Linguistics, Logistics, Religion,\nSpirituality, Taoism, or Contextualism, had anything to say about\nusing a damned dictionary, much less, sharing your words and playing\nnice, only that they reserve the right to boot anyone off their\nwebsite, that doesn’t adopt their rhetoric. Academics have\nknown for over forty years that a quarter of their students still\nclaim the sun revolves around the earth and, in decades online, only\nonce did I come across a small academic website that actually\ndemanded people use a dictionary and, of course, they had to\nconstantly remind the idiots to use the stupid dictionary. The\nscience of sharing your words and playing nice, obviously conflicts\nwith the science of producing weapons of mass destruction, while\nthere appears to be no market for the truth on Wall Street. So, I\nthought I’d support academic efforts to "Help Save The\nPlanet!" And explain, to anyone interested, how to\nsystematically defeat any of their time honored institutionalized\n"Good Old Boy Three Stooges Slapstick", with exacting\nscientific rigor, leveraging the ignorance of the experts against\nthemselves, and how to cheaply automate the process in a few million\nways and, possibly, make a fortune.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBullshit\nis Bullshit, and Your Bullshit Revolution Will Not Be Televised! This\nRevolution Is All Live Bullshit Baby! None of that dead bullshit out\nof a can, instant karma’s as fresh as it gets! Lending entirely new\nmeaning to “See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil”,\nand the better you comprehend instant karma, the better you become at\npredicting any pies-in-the-face, while my tradition of Oneness Poetry\nis wildly popular around the globe. You cannot attack what you cannot\ncomprehend, but try explaining that to a chicken pecking away at its\nown reflection! Chickens are so easy to model it can be done using\njust the 120 transistor accelerators, going onto every processor\nmanufactured, while Oneness Poetry written within the public domain,\nprovides the required analog logic, to make such programs incredibly\nlightweight, flexible, subtle, and efficient. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLiving\nwell is the best revenge and, believe it or not, theoretically its\nall the same analog logic, that can also be used to design a Woody\nAllen style “Orgasmitron”, you can sell to every jerk you\nlove to hate, and earn their gratitude, respect, and cold hard cash,\nfor helping them die younger and reproduce less often. The idiots\ninsist on lying to themselves, and will even walk off a cliff while\nplaying with their cellphones, so I tell Babylonians, "Some\npeople should never drink or do drugs". As you might imagine,\nhaving a severely stunted sense of humor has its drawbacks in our\nmaterialistic world, and the chickens have become so insane in recent\nyears, that the easiest way to destroy the republican party today, is\nto sell conservatives cheap porn, liquor, and handguns. Of course,\nconservatives will deny it, then ration their booze and Fox News, and\nwatch more televangelism, but the conservative white population will\nbecome a minority within two decades, and appear hellbent on\ncommitting "Voluntary Genocide", while running in circles\nscreaming, "The Sky Is Falling!" What neither\nconservatives, liberals, nor academics seem aware of, much less\nterribly concerned about, is that two computer systems have already\nbeen constructed which tell better than average jokes, according to\nall the people who’ve listened to them and, soon, they’ll\nbe predicting jokes, nobody else sees coming…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBoth\nsex and jokes can tickle your fancy, but its impossible to tickle\nyour own fancy, while primitives can tell jokes that would make a\nporn star blush, and walk the other way. They frequently joke that\ncivilized people tend to act like the smallest of children, with the\nsimplest jokes going right over their heads, and flashing mischievous\ngrins and guilty looks, even when they are good people who would\nnever do anything wrong! Civilization infantilizes people by\norganizing more along the lines of an angry flock of chickens,\nstunting their sense of humor, very much like in the story of "The\nEmperor’s New Clothes", and discouraging them from paying\nattention to the self-evident truth in specific ways, including\nrejecting their own dictionary, and the second grammar of the English\nlanguage. If anything, the self-evident truth remains a taboo\nsubject, and anathema amongst all the lawyers and academics, so I\nprovide a complete tutorial on, "How to recognize the\nself-evident truth, For Over-Educated Dummies!" (Duh!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nfact, I’ve been kicked off many websites on the pretext that\nI’m spreading hate and intolerance, by my insisting that Three\nStooges slapstick is irrational, and the simple solution is to call\nbullshit, bullshit, and learn how to share your words and play nice,\nor encourage idiots everywhere to kill themselves faster, by\nsupplying them with all of the bullshit they keep demanding, before\nthey manage to destroy the entire planet! In other words, I’ve been\nbooted off countless websites for insisting the customer is always\nright, the self-evident truth speaks louder than anyone’s words,\nmoney, or even the mindless mob, and the dictionary is not the work\nof the devil, but there’s no accounting for taste. Social media\nwebsites spread so much love and understanding today, that some are\nestablishing their own "Risk Assessment", for how much\nmoney they can make off someone, against the risk that they might\nstart WWIII socializing on their website, or kill millions by\nspreading misinformation and fake news. Its been estimated that, at\nany given time, anywhere from a quarter to three quarters of all\nTwitter accounts are bots, helping people everywhere to socialize in\nstyle, spreading all the misinformation and fake news their little\nhearts desire. Of course, There’s A Sucker Born Every Minute and,\nnormally, they don’t think twice about booting anyone off their\nwebsites but, if you happen to be rich and famous its a different\nstory, with many websites only deciding to ban the former president\nof the US, when he incited a riot that killed five cops, almost\nkilled two senators, and became far too social for their Wall Street\nstockholders.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nBabylon they say, "Nobody can hurt you like the people you love"\nand, an examination of Facebook concluded that their "Like"\nbutton, used in their web page format, is widely used to promote\nmoral outrage, in order to inspire the mindless mob to become even\nmore mindless. And, of course, to push that "Like" button\nmore often, so everybody knows, just exactly, who and what it is that\nthey all love to hate. Hate is such a terrible thing to waste\nsocializing, especially if you’re only socializing with bots\nspouting bullshit and, if Babylonians want to insist that instant\nkarma is just so much meaningless bullshit, that has absolutely\nnothing whatsoever to do with reality, and that they don’t\norganize like brainless chickens, believing whatever the hell sounds\ngood to them personally, or whatever any damned fool repeats often\nenough, and aren’t busily pecking away at whatever gets their rocks\noff, then they should have no difficulty with me sharing my "Bullshit\nPhilosophy of Collective Ignorance!" Hopefully, with a few\nmillion other like-minded idiots, willing to read my book and,\npossibly, make their own more ignorant contributions to the genre… <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThis\nbook is written in a self-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable\nmanner, meaning academics will simply have to decide for themselves\nwhether anything I write is bullshit. Nobody else I know has a clue\nas to how to write this kind of crap in a self-consistent,\nnontrivial, and demonstrable manner, so I thought I’d show\npeople how it can be done in a way guaranteed to drive them nuts!\nUsing the stupidest bullshit lexicon imaginable, that even the Three\nStooges can comprehend to a limited extent. If they wish to steal my\nwork, then criticize me, I insist they analyze it in detail first, by\ngiving them the whole enchilada to play with, along with a complete\ntutorial! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nlittle knowledge can be a dangerous thing, and ignorance can be\nbliss, which is why Pride Goeth Before The Fall! The dramatic\njuxtaposition of all the humor and beauty in life, ensures that the\nnonsensical results observed in quantum mechanics, merely represent\nthe tip of an enormous iceberg of extremely predictable comedy. While\nI am the Wu Li master of the Tao Te Ching, and I make Zen masters\nlook foolish on a daily basis (too easy), conservatives turn beet red\nembarrassing themselves, wannabe anarchists and politicians alike\nchase their own tails in the corner, and theologians, philosophers,\nand physicists contradict themselves in every way imaginable! All\nbecause, it just so happens, I know a thing or two about chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDeny\nit all they want, the fools can bitch and complain until the crows\nfly home, but the computers will soon spit out the complete\nmathematics and linguistics, to make Babylonian slapstick at least as\npredictable as the weather, and the changing seasons. These computers\nwon’t even require lie detectors to know exactly how gullible you\nare, and this book describes how to design the most simplest, most\nefficient, and undetectable bots, that can ensure the customer is\nalways right. Transforming reality TV, Professional Wrestling,\nVaudeville, Sesame Street, and Sitcoms into quantifiable sciences,\nthat can be used to manipulate the beliefs of the Three Stooges\nanyway you happen to prefer. Only Babylonians are delusional enough\nto swill down their own worst bullshit hook, line, and sinker,\nwithout the slightest hesitation while, mastering euphemisms in\nparticular, the chickens will believe anything you want, or pay to\nargue they know what they’re talking about. For countless\nBabylonians, the "Truth" either has a dollar value, or its\nworthless, and the trick is to help them to find the self-confidence\nto accept that its just way too expensive these days and, if you\ncan’t afford to dazzle em with brilliance, baffle em with the\ncheapest automated bullshit available!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAlthough\nincomplete, the mathematics and linguistics in this book should be\nplenty for evading any attempts to detect the simplest bots, that\nspout endless rhetoric and nonsense, by making them indistinguishable\nfrom the same idiots they encourage. Facebook has been accused of\ncreating echo chambers, where people gather to echo each other’s\nhate and anger but, due to the recursion in the principle of\nidentity, the identity of love and hate, fear and anger, sorrow and\njoy, logic and humor all vanish down the nearest rabbit hole or\ntoilet of your personal preference, on any given occasion. The more\nreactionary anyone becomes, the easier they become to imitate, by\nmerely focusing on what’s missing from this picture, using a\nsimplified version of the same multifractal equation, that can\ntransform Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs into a broader Rainbow\nSpectrum of Desires. Humor is more harmonious and efficient than\nlogic, which is more dissonant, assertive, and accurate than humor,\nbut the two actually form a continuous spectrum, transforming into\none another, with hate and anger being every bit as simple as any\nlogic, and our spectrum of emotions empowering us to make subtle\ndistinctions, and modify classic logic.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\nexample, I’d love to design a bot that can argue with academics that\nwe can save humanity, by leveraging the emergent effects of, as yet\nto be discovered, powerful memes and algorithms, located somewhere…\nin the Bermuda Triangle. Fools like Noam Chomsky will claim to be the\nvoice of reason, while lecturing audiences that could not teach a\nchild how to use a dictionary if their lives depended on it, making\nhim an easy way to target his own audiences, because you already know\ndamned well they’re all listening to the sound of their own\nvoices. If Galileo were alive, he’d give up physics and abandon\nacademia altogether, for denying their own empirical evidence that\nthe English language has two grammars, failing to so much as teach a\nchild how to use a stupid dictionary, refusing to accept that nature\nis fundamentally analog, and censoring themselves at the drop of hat,\nwhile encouraging everyone to argue over the definition of stupid,\nwork harder, and develop more weapons of mass destruction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAcademic\ncomedians might prove challenging to other academics, but not\nVaudeville stage and theater, and the idiots are so convinced that\nthey know what they’re talking about, they’re promoting their public\nimage as the bastion of reason, while inventing new nonsense words as\nthe whole world falls apart. Watching PBS interviews with academics,\nI came across two who spouted complete gibberish for twenty minutes\nstraight, as their audiences hung on their every word, so its a\nmarket with unlimited potential, that’s ripe for exploitation. My own\nBullshit Linguistic Analysis can incorporate 4,430 poems, which I’d\nestimate comes to roughly 20,000 pages of prose, that the computers\nwill soon spit out, and that can be used to supply them with all the\nadditional gibberish their little hearts desire, which they no doubt\nwill find endlessly fascinating. You cannot attack what you cannot\ncomprehend, and the only way to defend themselves against such\nexploitation, is to develop a sense of humor, or they’ll never\nsee any of the punch lines coming, making humor the ultimate\nuncrackable Quantum Cryptography, that can be shared in the public\ndomain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLikewise,\nthe writing and speech of many famous conservatives, such as Ronald\nReagan, are so vacuous, and filled with nothing but empty rhetoric,\nand almost entirely devoid of any real content whatsoever, that it\ncan be used to diagnose diseases such as Alzheimer’s. My own work\nfocuses on encouraging even over-educated idiots to empty their minds\ncompletely, and believe whatever the hell they prefer, making it much\neasier for the same governments and corporations they call evil to\nlie to them, of course, for their own protection. And, making the\nbots undetectable, because they merely provide customers with\nwhatever they demand and regurgitate themselves, presenting\ncaricatures of actual human beings, and making them as efficient as\nthe laws of thought and physics can theoretically support. Americans,\nand countless others, are so used to nonstop lies, that they seldom\ngo to any trouble to hide their own lies online and, by merely\nchecking whatever someone says online against known databases, and\nretrodicting to see if they have anything to gain by lying, a bot can\ntell if they’re deliberately lying or merely repeating\nmisinformation, with roughly the accuracy of Newtonian mechanics, and\ncan easily determine just how big a sucker you are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFreedom\nis your right to lie to yourselves, and the idiots are already\ngullible enough to believe the sun revolves around the earth, and\ntheir own dictionaries are the work of the devil, so I’m attempting\nto go straight to the source, and focus on their teachers in\nparticular. Chickens always come in high and low ranking, with higher\nranking chickens having better memories, so you get the best\nbang-for-your-buck by focusing on academics, and can keep up easier\nwith the latest technology and legal precedents, and can even\ninfluence their development. After forty years of extensive studies,\nthe only reliable measure of anyone’s career potential is the amount\nof working memory they possess, I suppose, because nobody can agree\nupon what’s real, but they can all agree on what makes money. The\nmore stridently they deny their own evidence in the name of reason,\nand reject their own dictionary and second grammar, the more gullible\nthey become, and the easier they are to encourage to argue\nmindlessly. This entire book can be thought of as expressing a giant\nmathematical equation, that says everything and nothing, and if the\nStooges demand the right to steal my work and demand to be lied to,\nand have their beliefs manipulated for their own protection, I\nconsider it my patriotic and humanitarian duty, to show them the\nfastest, cheapest, easiest, most efficient, dependable, and\nmaintenance free ways in which to accomplish the task, without having\nto rely on trial and error. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nability to quantify Three Stooges slapstick, represents a historic\nmilestone in modern science and philosophy and, if the Stooges demand\nthat everybody must lie to them, we can now do so with scientific\nrigor, and make damned straight sure they remain ignorant. However,\nimagine a computer that can easily predict every punch line, and Big\nBrother’s nightmare transforms into so many playground bullies and\nlynch mobs, who’re all too eager to attack anything but the kitchen\nsink, and prepared to turn on one another on a dime, or scatter in\nevery direction, often fail to even reproduce, and always turn out to\nbe way too damned smart for their own good. In his classic science\nfiction “Foundation” series, Isaac Asimov wrote about a\nscientific discipline known as “Psychohistory” which was\nused to predict the future trends of entire planetary populations,\nand enormous galactic empires over vast eons of time but, in real\nlife, he never believed such a thing was possible on any scale. Alvin\nToffler was another academic who, along with Asimov, warned of\n“Future Shock!” And, the dire consequences of the\ncontinuing irrational, dehumanizing, and self-destructive behavior of\nmodern civilization. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tUnfortunately\nfor both Toffler and Asimov, what neither one was aware of is that,\nBabylonians organize like chickens, making some of their collective\nbehavior already as predictable as Newtonian mechanics, and lending\nentirely new meaning to “The Psychohistory of Future Shock!”\nAsimov was nobody’s fool but, having been smuggled inside a\nsteamer trunk into the NYC Public Library, where he was raised as a\nchild, its doubtful he knew anything about chickens and, in this one\ncase, apparently failed to do his homework, and casually dismissed a\ncentury of evidence, that Vaudeville exists for a reason. For the\nmost part, all of their dire warnings may as well have fallen on deaf\nears, merely inspiring the chickens to run in circles faster\nscreaming, “The Sky Is Falling!” and “Off With\nTheir Heads!” While, the computers are about to spit out the\ncomplete mathematics and linguistics for how all of this,\n“Chickenshit Future Shock” works, in elaborate detail. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTurning\nFox News into an exact science, that can be regulated by the AMA as a\npublic health hazard, according to how many elections conservatives\nwin, while watching TV in general is already estimated by some to\nreduce lifespans by decades. If you ask me, every channel should be\ncompelled to broadcast a repeated warning that, “Watching\ntelevision is bad for your health, Televangelism causes brain damage,\nand ignorance can be bliss, when the public demands everybody lie to\nthem for their own protection, and their teachers could not teach a\nchild how to use a stupid dictionary if their lives depended on it!”\nAfter almost 30 years of Fox News, talk radio, and the Tea Party, one\nacademic recently expressed shock at his discovery that the quarter\nof the population spreading most of the fake news and misinformation,\ntypically could not care less about the truth, and the only thing\nthey seem to care about is destroying their own government, and\npromoting widespread anarchy and panic in the streets. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nidiots cannot even teach a child how to use a dictionary and, then,\nare shocked to discover that their students are not even remotely who\nthey think they are, and are slowly coming to the realization they’re\ntotally clueless, and have spent way too long isolated in their ivory\ntowers with their own rhetoric. Once an academic in San Diego argued\nwith me that America is a classless society, and I asked her what\nivory tower she was hiding when the Rodney King riots broke out in\nLA. Democrats are literally fleeing republican led states, voting\nwith their wallets, due to congress shredding the constitution, and\nthe Supreme Court deciding states can make up any damned conservative\nlaws they want. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBlacks\nare eight times more likely to be imprisoned, more likely in some\nstates to be non-fatally shot, every ghetto in the country has been\nwalled in, and a quarter of all federal prisoners are harmless\npotheads even the cops agree should not be in prison, while the US is\nthe most nepotistic country in the world, has among the lowest social\nmobility of any developed country, and the highest division in\nincome. Soon, it will be possible to draw maps of which states anyone\nwho isn’t ultra conservative should avoid altogether, as\nhazardous to their personal freedom, income, and health. There’s\nan estimated 20 million illegal aliens in the country, who have no\nlegal standing whatsoever, and no trouble finding gainful employment,\nwhile parts of the country resemble the third world and, if the US\nisn’t a classist society, it might as well be for all practical\npurposes. One of my friends was born in a barn, with his three year\nold brother catching him, and raised in another barn, because his\nmother was running for her life from his father, knowing damned well\nthe cops would never protect her or her children, while another\nfriend of mine was raised in a tar shack, by his single mother, along\nwith his 22 siblings. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\ncontrast, Martha Stewart was shocked that a judge would actually\nsentence a wealthy white celebrity to prison for white collar crime,\nand our glorious leader has been charged with everything from fraud\nto sexual assault, tax evasion, high crimes, and treason, and would\nhave been thrown in jail decades ago, except he’s a billionaire. For\nthe most part, the only thing a lot of academics tend to be\ninterested in, is raising pay-walls, and bragging rights for\ncopyrighting and patenting even the laws of nature, and they’re still\nteaching that the English language only has one grammar, and\ninventing new nonsense words. While I am also known as the Shockwave\nRider, who possesses the unbeatable cryptographic code, for it is the\nanalog logic of mama nature herself, based on childish potty mouth\nnursery rhymes. That are magical, and have a life and a will of their\nown, and that no chicken can ever hope to comprehend…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLike\nI said, chickens make good pets, its easy to steal their eggs, you\nalways know what they want, and little kids love them, while the\nself-evident truth speaks louder than words and, of all the evidence\nthat modern science has ever encountered, apparently quanta were\nmerely among the first irrefutable evidence, that even insane\nBabylonian scientists could never completely dismiss, for the\nabsurdly tautological nature of mama nature herself, merely due to\nthe tiny size of quanta making them so much easier to study in\nlaboratories. Pecking orders are as simple as it gets, before total\nchaos sets in, and the fact that people tend to organize like\nchickens, and even our neurons organize like chickens, reflects the\nsymmetry of the paradox of our existence and, apparently, if life\nactually made any damned sense, nobody would be around to ask the\nquestion. Cavemen couldn’t invent the atom bomb, but they could\nalmost always manage to organize like chickens, in the hope that,\nsooner or later, the light bulb might come on. Thankfully,\nconsciousness remains a profound mystery to modern science and, if\nthe chickens want to remain fat, happy, and ignorant, modern\ntechnology can certainly oblige them but, clearly, we must first\ndevelop the science and technology, far removed from the hallowed\nhalls and the mainstream. Safely ensconced, deep within the bowels of\nthe public domain where, upon rare occasions, it may yet remain\npossible to share your words and play nice. Especially, if you\npublish your work anonymously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nhonesty is such a lonely word, its only because too damned few even\nknow how to use a stupid dictionary! Authenticity is merely another\nhotly debated issue, while metaethics are widely considered an\nabstract foreign concept, for people who can’t get a real job with\nmore pay and, sadly, far too many would not recognize a joke if they\nheard one. So, its best to just give them whatever they demand, and\nhelp them work it out for themselves faster, before they destroy the\nentire planet! The simple fact is, mama nature herself demands\nhonesty and, among other things, the more dishonest you become, the\nmore demands you make in general, and the harder you insist that life\nmust make sense according to your personal standards, the lower your\nreproductive rates and higher your mortality rates, while fifty years\nof extensive studies have indicated, that over the last few decades,\nchildren’s values and mental health have gone down the toilet\naltogether and, in some places like Michigan<\/font>,\nup to a quarter of adults no longer want children. Half of Americans\nare now single, and a quarter of the population will likely never\nmarry, and expresses no interest in having a sex life, in no small\npart, due to an increasingly larger segment of the population no\nlonger making enough money to support a family, and there being\nalmost no worthwhile support, you can count on, in a country with the\nworst social record in the developed world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEbeneezer\nScrooge might enthusiastically recommend to all of his employees,\n"Why have children, when you can easily import all the cheap\nlabor you want?" Which is something else, the wealthy and\nmainstream wish they could deny, in every way possible, and often\ndesperately attempt to ignore or explain away by splitting semantic\nhairs, or whatever, but their population has been imploding ever\nsince the invention of modern birth control and, the more money they\nmake, the faster their own technology is killing them, while they all\nrun in circles screaming, "The Sky is Falling!" Assisted\nsuicide is still controversial, but psychologists seem perfectly\ncontent to support Voluntary Genocide, the Mass Media and, of course,\nthe extensive use of Pharmaceuticals, as all popular alternatives.\nThe very suggestion that either their TV or money could ever be a\ncurse, is anathema in their culture, while freedom is your right to\nlie to yourselves, destroy yourselves, promote mob rule as a viable\nalternative, sell your own damned soul down the river to the lowest\nbidder, and watch your entire population implode faster, as modern\nscience makes it faster, cheaper, and easier than ever before, to\nindulge your every\ncrappy-plastic-fantastic-nightmare-fantasy-life-long-vacation-from-reality,\nand censors the internet, to ensure that nobody can ever pop your\nbubble. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nthe rapid decline of Western Civilization, as everything continues\napace spiraling down the toilet, NASCAR has become just another\nfantasy commute for some and, unless you happen to be allergic to\nbullshit, there’s simply no accounting for taste. Especially, in the\nmass media and the mainstream while, everything in a Goldilocks\nUniverse somehow being inexplicably random, meaningless Angst,\nElysian Fields of Dreams, Rubber Sheets, Ping Pong Balls, Three\nStooges Slapstick, or “just right”, depending on who you\nask, also provides a simple explanation for why, according to modern\nscience, nobody has ever documented the existence of common sense\nanywhere in the world. There’s no such thing as common sense,\nexplaining why there’s no accounting for taste and, ironically, those\nwho’ve historically believed that half the world is insane,\nhave turned out to be insane according to their own standards, and\nrefuse to label themselves as insane, I suppose, because they don’t\ntrust their own dictionaries, much less, the mass media they call\nevil, and demand lie to them for their own protection. As absurd as\nit might sound, I suspect from all the evidence, that the harder\nanybody insists that everything must make sense, the more frequently\nthey’ll contradict themselves. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCollectively,\nthe endless litany of off-the-wall facts, that I present throughout\nthis book, which have all steadily emerged over the last century,\nonly to be summarily swept under the rug as, obviously, unworthy of\nanyone’s attention and, clearly, of no scientific interest\nwhatsoever, make perfect sense out of the bizarre behavior of quanta,\nas simply reflecting the blatantly obvious self-evident truth, that\nnature is the very definition of analog, and 42 really is as good an\nanswer as anyone will ever get. Among other things, it explains the\nDuckbill Platypus, and why Vaudeville comedy has suddenly become\ncutting edge weapons technology, of the Three Stooges Slapstick\nvariety but, unless you’re conducting research, or have a security\nclearance, its totally pointless to ask for academic opinions. This\nentire book explores the mathematics and linguistics of yin-yang\npush-pull dynamics and the Two Faces of Janus, and provides all the\nrequired analog logic for anyone to prove to themselves that 42 is as\ngood as it gets. That is, without having to wait for academia to\nacquire a sense of humor, sometime in the next millennium, whenever\nit becomes more socially acceptable among the Stooges on Twitter,\nFacebook, and Reddit, and comes down significantly in price, one\nassumes, soon after the second coming of Christ.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAgain,\nthe lack of a clear definition for sanity, or insanity, most\ncertainly does not mean that people don’t have serious mental,\nemotional, social, or even neurological issues for that matter. All\nit means is that common sense and conventional wisdom are flat out\ninsane, according to their own standards, and the mindless mob really\nand truly is mindless, which doesn’t even really come as a surprise\nto them! As often as we can all be seriously tempted to blame all of\nthe world’s problems on either a lack of common sense, or the belief\nin common sense, or blame astrology, religion, academia,\ndictionaries, sex, food, drugs, or money as the root of all evil, or\nlay the damning finger of blame upon the\ninsidious-alien-anal-probe-mind-control-conspiracy, behind the\nIlluminati, the sad truth is, there are plenty of other well\ndocumented reasons for humanity’s ongoing insanity. Its more accurate\nto say that a culturally stunted sense of humor, lack of genuine\ncommunication, widespread ignorance, and congenital insanity, can all\nbe considered the leading sources of everybody’s worst problems. The\nonly time that life isn’t about taking two steps forward, and one\nback again, is during the intermission, making learning how to laugh,\nshare our words, and play nice, all that much more important.\nNetworking systems logics can treat their own logic as bullshit, or\njust another variable with no intrinsic meaning or value and, they\nsay, the first thing you learn about systems logics is, “Half\nThe Damned Planet Has No Clue!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhat’s\nmissing from this picture becomes all-that-much-more compelling, if\nyou comprehend that also means systems logics can incorporate instant\nkarma, to describe all of modern physics, mathematics, and\nlinguistics more parsimoniously, according to academic standards, by\nincorporating vague infantile bullshit, along the lines of a\nGoldilocks Principle of Murphy’s Law. Among other things, it\nshould be possible to use the concept of instant karma to describe\nall of mathematics, the physical world, and human languages, better\nthan any existing causal models, and to make an enormous variety of\nunique predictions, based on symmetry, rather than causal\nmetaphysics. Either you gets a joke, or you don’t and, trust me, when\nI say you ain’t seen nothing yet, and the list of patently\nabsurd truths that modern science is about to discover, will soon\nbecome overwhelming, and socially transformative. Ushering in the\nnext scientific revolution, while the whole world groans, goes\ncross-eyed, shakes their damned heads and starts to climb the walls\nscreaming, “The Sky Is Falling!” Regrettably, it turns\nout that quanta are among the least strange facts of life, with much\nmore bizarre, impossible to believe and, all too often, extremely\npersonal truths, all about to be revealed, and modern civilization\nlikely requiring generations, to even begin to come to grips with all\nof the implications. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\na Goldilocks-Murphy universe, reality just never turns out to be\nexactly what you ordered, and the price of fantasies is always\nhorribly inflated, but you get the service you deserve, and\neverything works out in the end. Even our mortality rates and ability\nto reproduce are at stake, making it all that much more important not\nto leave it up to crazy Babylonians to decide for us what the fuck is\nbullshit, and to begin to systematically explore the implications of\ninstant karma, within the public domain, using a dictionary dammit!\nNo matter how vigorous any argument, the self-evident truth speaks\nlouder than anyone’s damned words, while the truth is perfectly\ncapable of defending itself, in or out of court, and never requires\nany justification from the Peanut Gallery. We have but to listen in\norder to hear, for the truth is the easiest thing in the world to\nshare and, among Rainbow Warriors it remains quite possible, to\nlisten to our words speak the truth for themselves, mathematically,\nand to acquire profound new insights into what it means to be human. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tToday,\nmany believe that our universe is mathematical, and that mathematics\ncan always be expressed in words, but our Rainbow Warrior poetry\nspeaks for itself, mathematically, and according to the physical\nevidence, can describe how any language or mathematics work, by\nmerely focusing on what’s missing from this picture. Over the last\nfew centuries, academia has favored the rapid growth in technology\nthat causal metaphysics can produce, and have systematically\nsuppressed the development of alternatives to classic logic, for over\ntwo thousand years, and doesn’t like to think about it, much less,\ndocument it in the public domain, but I suggest they "Get Over\nIt Already!" The revelations that the earth is round, revolves\naround the sun, and obeys Newtonian mechanics, with all of the\npractical and philosophical consequences they had, including the\nindustrial revolution, were trivial in comparison to what is coming\nover the next few decades. For all of our tremendous progress,\nhumanity is still in its infancy, and has yet to learn the language\nof mama nature, while academics tend to foolishly believe that\nknowledge is always good but, this is the ancient Chinese blessing\nand curse of, “May You Live In Interesting Times!” The\nsurprises in life really and truly are never-ending, no matter how\nbadly we sometimes wish life were different!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nfew cosmologists are now daring to propose that, they too, are\ndocumenting inexplicable and downright weird, bizarre, and random\nbehavior with, for example, even the Hubble constant now being\ndisputed, the universe appearing to expand faster than any accepted\ntheory can account for, the cosmos randomly populated by giant voids\nnobody can explain, and the largest of the more distant galaxies\nbeing inexplicably magnified, despite our universe appearing to be\nmuch flatter than Relativity predicts. Each new astronomy headline\ncontradicts the last, each new theory is more elaborate than the\nlast, each new experiment even more outrageously expensive, while\nhigh energy theoretical physics has not made significant progress in\nforty years. Recently, the LHC and others have claimed to have\ndiscovered consistent statistical results, but ones that don’t even\nmeet their own standards for meaningful results which, nonetheless,\nthey suggest could indicate new physics, if you assume their\nstandards are worthless for examining the Big Picture. Everything\nultimately being acausal, or random in the final analysis, means the\nexplanation for particle-wave duality, is that everything expresses a\nuniversal recursion in the principle of identity, and is somehow both\nnonsensically simple and complex, humble and elegant, united and\ndivided, local and nonlocal, explicit and implicit, reality and the\ndream, something and nothing, the truth and bullshit. Time itself is\nsimultaneously real and illusory, and is enough to make Zeno go\ncross-eyed, while all of the sciences should increasingly return\nhumorous results, which are both blatantly self-contradictory, and\nincredibly vague, defying any and all attempts at categorization. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\ntoddler falling adorably on their butt, with the perfect timing of a\nprofessional comedian, is an example of how the Two Faces of Janus\ncan be clearly displayed in equal measure. The more personal, humble,\nand elegant the display, the more memorable, charming, and endearing\nit can become for any observers, while the researchers are\ndemonstrating, in their now quantifiable manner, how this aesthetic\nbias is actually intrinsic, to the symmetry of the paradox of our\nexistence. Mak<\/font>ing it\nall-but-impossible to avoid performing lowbrow slapstick in certain\nsituations, and all-but-impossible for outside observers to not\neventually notice. Casting our gaze upon the sweeping radiant\npanoramic splendor, of the ever so deliciously diaphanous, gossamer,\nMilky Way Galaxy, majestically spanning the entire night sky, we\nmight discover ourselves suddenly overwhelmed, and overcome, with a\nprofound sense of awe and wonder and, like Walter Cronkite saying\ngoodnight, feel as if our lives somehow have greater meaning, and we\nare well loved and cared for yet, when looking down from a great\nheight, some people will literally scream and crap their pants! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTo\nthe best of my knowledge, the heavens have never hurt anyone for\nwatching where the hell they were going, but that also never stopped\nthe occasional shooting star from distracting complete idiots at the\nmost inopportune moment, begging the question as to why people bother\nto look up from their cellphones as often as they do. Ernst Mach\nfamously speculated there exists a profound underlying unity between\ngravity and inertia, while a free swinging Foucault pendulum, at the\nnorth or south pole, can be compared to the humble and elegant\nsimplicity of a toddler. At the poles, the stars will merely spin in\na circle overhead, while the pendulum will slowly rotate, swinging in\na stately 360 degree circle, keeping time with the stars overhead, as\nif the two formed mother nature’s own whimsical grandfather\nclock, straight out of a fairytale! More ominous still, as if the\nclock has magical gears, making it ultimately impossible to tell\nwhether the pendulum is driving the clock, or the other way around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWaxing\nmetaphoric technobabble, we are all born to fall on our butts, as\nwell as, to boldly go where none has gone before, chart a new course,\n“For Where The Wild Things Are!” Nonetheless, sometimes\nthe greater context of our lives may conspicuously appear to\ndetermine who we are, and whosoever it is that we might wish to\nbecome. There are times when we may even feel as if our lives have\nsuddenly taken on a life of their own, as if we ourselves have\nsomehow been relegated to merely playing a supporting role in our own\nlives, while a simple explanation for this compelling feeling, is\nthat each of us is always ever so much greater, than whoever it is\nthat we might imagine ourselves to be. Such arresting experiences,\ncan become inexplicable turning points in our personal lives, that\ndisplay the dramatic juxtaposition of humor and beauty, and the more\nhumble juxtapositions being investigated by these researchers, are\nturning out to be every bit as arresting, for outside observers…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOnce\ncollated, their nonsensical results should reveal the story of\nGoldilocks, redefining the physical and cognitive sciences forever,\nand should leave all of academia with little choice, but to either\nlaugh or throw up their hands in symbolic surrender while, of course,\nrunning in circles screaming the sky is falling! Ours is the best of\nall possible worlds, if for no other conceivable reason, then because\ninstant karma’s gonna getcha baby! You can run, but you cannot\nhide from the self-evident truth that, “Bullshit Fuzzy Logic\nRules The Universe!” One African tribe wryly sums up the human\ncondition insisting, “Mother Nature’s love is\nirresistible, but she has a wicked sense of humor!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThis\nis a humorous, downright infantile, variation on John Wheeler’s\n“Participatory Anthropic Principle” that, according to\nthe evidence, reality is whatever you make of it, making reality\nstranger than fiction! Welcome back my friends, to the show that\nnever ends, where reality without dreams is just somebody’s\nnightmare, whilst dreams sans any and all reality, most emphatically\nremain everybody’s favorite fantasy! Stay awake long enough and you\nwill hallucinate, because its impossible to live without at least\nnightmares, that can eventually lead to more meaningful dreams. For\nWe Are Spirits In The Material World! Each day awakening from our\nslumbers in order to live out our greatest nightmares and dreams,\nupon ascending the endless Stairway to Heaven! Where existentialist\nangst ain’t nothing but more chickenshit bullshit, related to\nour immune system, and should obey the same epidemiology as\ninfectious diseases, spreading according to how loudly the chickens\nprotest, that everything must make sense.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tJust\nas each of us already possesses our own modest independent gravity,\nthat we share with the rest of the universe, the “Harmony of\nthe Heavenly Spheres”, can be compared to a toddler falling\nadorably on their butt. Additional support for an infantile\ninterpretation of Mach’s Conjecture, was discovered by\nmathematicians who, upon close examination of General Relativity,\nconcluded that their mathematics are identical to those used in\nthermodynamics. Implying, that what the theory of Relativity actually\ndescribes, is how nothing can ever be too hot or too cold, too fast\nor too slow, too big or too small, and so on, due to information from\nthe future normalizing the past. Which is the exact same “Bullshit\nLogic”, or “Cartoon Logic”, that every toddler\nrelies upon, and that the subconscious mind has recently been\ndocumented as using to reward anything from food, to the most wildly\nimpractical ideas we might summarily dismiss.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tToddlers\nand puppies alike, would often dash out in the middle of busy\ntraffic, if we didn’t stop them, because they perceive more of\nthe magic of the Big Picture (Oooh Shiny!) but, are lucky if they can\nfocus on a tiny fraction of its actual contents. For toddlers, its\nall good until somebody says its not, and being easily distracted is\nits own virtue, while logic is all about having fun! The TV game show\n“Let’s Make A Deal” provides a comedic example, of\nthe more playful “Bullshit Fuzzy Logic” that every\ntoddler relies upon. On the show the host, Monty Hall, offers\ncontestants in funny costumes, a choice between door number one, two,\nor three and, after they’ve chosen a door, frequently he shows\nthem a booby prize behind one of the two doors they didn’t\nchoose, and offers them a final chance to swap between the two\nremaining doors. According to classic logic, the odds are 50-50 and\nthere’s no advantage in trading, however, fuzzy logic suggests\nyour first choice was between three doors and, somehow, your odds are\neven lower if you don’t swap…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHumorously,\nthe more stubbornly that any contestant rejects Bullshit Fuzzy Logic,\nas total nonsense, insisting that there are only two doors left, and\nit doesn’t matter how you play the game, because you could just\nas well flip a coin, the less likely they are to win. Whether playing\nas a contestant on Let’s Make a Deal, or lost somewhere way far\nout in left field, win or lose, Yogi Berra always knew how to play\nthe game, for what profit it a man if he gain the world, but loses\nhis soul? Einstein protested that God does not play dice but, if God\ndoes play dice, apparently they are loaded in favor of the good guys\nwinning more often, and playing the game merely for fun. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tProviding\na simple explanation for why Einstein spent the last ten years of his\nlife searching in vain for a theory of everything. Evidently, Niels\nBohr was right to warn him to stop telling God what to do. Poor\nAlbert had always been somewhat timid, and was totally creeped out by\nthe thought of spooky quanta hiding in his closet, and protested that\nGod would not be so malicious but, Oh Yes! It appears that God would\nbe just so malicious, as to insist that we are all born to fall on\nour butts! Making everybody a natural born clown, whether ya wanna\njoin the circus or not! All The World’s A Vaudeville Stage\nEinstein! So, break a leg, pay it forward suckers, and learn how to\nlaugh if it kills you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRegardless\nof how accurate, useful, and plausible sounding any conceivable\ncausal metaphysics might be, forty-two being as good as it gets,\nmeans that neither logic, geometry, statistical probabilities, nor\nthe passage of time, or the forces of nature, are remotely as\nstraightforward as any metaphysics suggest. Rather than everything\nbeing rational, and making sense, the future can be thought of as\neliminating any metaphysical and conceptual extremes, such as\nanything ever quite making perfect sense, unless you happen to\nbelieve that, sometimes, complete nonsense, just makes way too much\ndamned sense! Cast adrift upon the endless tempestuous sea, wherein\neverything is inevitably lost in the distance, crap will still\nsometimes follow you around on the horizon, or may suddenly spiral\ndown the drain, Life in the Fast Lane, on a road to nowhere, within\nan egregiously Naked Singularity! One replete with Black Holes,\nDarkest of Dark Energies, Dark Voids, Dark Shadows, and Dark Matters\nto attend to… Wherein the light scatters in every direction, sound\nwill sometimes travel in a vacuum, and the most unforgettable curious\ncharacters dwell… Bereft all metaphysical anchors, not to mention\nall sanity, wherein the overall results can sometimes resemble,\nexaggerated two dimensional side-effects, that are difficult to\nignore on the molecular scale, remain quite noticeable in our\nmacroscopic world, and will occasionally induce downright cartoonish\nside-effects, not least of all, within the conscious human mind and\nbrain. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nweird two dimensional side-effects reflect the fact that time itself\nis not actually linear or circular, as any metaphysics would demand,\nbut somehow both, expressing particle-wave duality in everything.\nContrary to what the Pale Buddha claimed, the past is not merely a\nmemory, nor is the future merely a dream, because they express\nparticle-wave duality, which has already been documented in quantum\nmechanics, and I cover more of how it works in other chapters. Among\nother things, influencing stochastic probabilities in the brain,\nmaking things more often appear to be two dimensional caricatures,\nthan would be the case if our universe had just three spatial\ndimensions, and actually made humanly comprehensible sense. Such two\ndimensional side-effects are merely the tip of the iceberg, while\nchoosing between two doors on Let’s Make a Deal is as simple as\nany choice gets, and the abysmal failure rates of children attempting\nto use Bullshit Logic, for making more complex decisions, can be\nattributed to their total lack of knowledge and experience, as well\nas, fuzzy logic and the human brain both being more error prone to\nbegin with. Not to mention, nobody has the complete metaphoric logic\nyet, which the computers are only now becoming powerful enough to\nspit out. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSupposedly,\nonce we have the complete emotional-logic, consisting of eight\narchetypal caricatures and four root metaphors, you can use it to\nteach any five year old how to make more sense out of anything,\nincluding classic logic and physics. Call it, "Playground\nShamanism" but, to no one’s surprise, Bullshit Fuzzy Logic\nappears to resemble a primitive mathematical version of the Muppets,\nMark Twain, Shakespeare, The Bible, Star Wars, Star Trek, Alice in\nWonderland, the Outer Limits and the Twilight Zone and, that being\nthe case, many may wisely decide to wait for the computers to spit\nout the rest of the jokes, before attempting to make more sense out\nthem. According to the math, we require around 430 poems for a really\ngood representation, but I did my best here to leverage the recursive\nlogic of the Tao Te Ching, to include all of the more essential\nanalog logic in this book, required for anyone to get a decent\noverall idea of how instant karma works, and my own, “Bullshit\nPhilosophy of Collective Ignorance”, without necessarily having\nto follow all the physics or whatever. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAlthough\nI only have a high school education myself, really don’t have any\nkind of personal grudge against academics, have never written\nanything in my life, always thought my English teachers were full of\ncrap, and have no training whatsoever, by treating words like\nvariables, the mathematics allow me to condense practically every\npopular salty quote and commonly used phrase in the English language,\ndown into this one stupid book. Very much like assembling a giant\npotty mouth word puzzle, but one so large that it requires first\nstudying at least six versions of the puzzle for at least fifteen\nyears, then collecting and shuffling all your own pieces around for\nanother fifteen, just to get a better idea of what the hell its\nactually supposed to look like. Compared to a tabletop puzzle, this\nword puzzle has a ridiculous number of pieces, so may pieces that the\nonly way to assemble them faster is for your brain to subconsciously\nadapt to helping you sort them out, or spend at least $3,000,000 and\nthree years crunching the numbers. Unfortunately, the math also\ndemands more repetitious use of phrases than is common in modern\nEnglish, and the repetitions reflect the salty sing-song mathematics\nthemselves, which are sometimes exaggerated, due to their being\nincomplete. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLikewise,\nthe endless chicken jokes are the result of our only having maybe 200\npoems, and chickens representing the simplest possible networking\nsystems logic, where the light bulb comes on at least once in a blue\nmoon, and these jokes don’t necessarily reflect all 4,430 poems that\nare possible. One poem I wrote is 22 pages long, and the only real\nemphasis in this collection was to provide shorter poems that can say\nmore in fewer words, but its the simple shit that always gets you\nand, in order to cover everything as extensively as I could, I had to\ncarefully cover all the shorter chicken jokes first. A more\ncomprehensive version of this book, would require at least another\nhundred poems that the computers will spit out but, because its all\nmath, its easy to update future editions to add any missing poems and\nmetaphors, and I did my best here to cover all the basics thoroughly\nenough, to reduce the repetitions to a less confusing and, shall we\nsay, a less obnoxious number. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tToddlers\nare the widely recognized, "Fearless Masters of Ignorant\nWisdom", who can make even Yogi Berra go cross-eyed, but none of\nmy math or English teachers ever seriously suggested that, using the\nright cuss words and infantile bullshit, mathematical comedy can\ndescribe life, the universe, and everything on the playground. An\nacademic might argue that language and mathematics are all about\ncommunicating concepts, but Rainbow Warrior poetry speaks for itself,\nand you could literally program a computer to spit out poems forever,\nwhile each observer must still decide for themselves whether the\ncomputer is actually communicating anything, or just a joke.\nCommunication and language themselves can also be described as\nself-organizing, sometimes appearing to take on a life of their own,\nno matter how much anyone might object! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nthe light bulb never does come on, our words and mathematics are just\nso much meaningless gibberish, but gibberish is sometimes useful, for\ntalking people to death or whatever, and one man’s gibberish is\nanother man’s scientific breakthrough. Languages and mathematics can\nbe considered more fundamentally all about pattern matching,\nsymmetry, harmony and balance, and can often be described as musical,\nor a dance, that typically expresses a Fractal Dragon equation like\nevery classical painting and musical score. Anyone who reads and\nwrites our poetry can recognize when any one particular poem says\nsomething better than another, because all our words can be described\nas math or music, and can speak for themselves, or even do a song and\ndance routine if you automate them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIts\na Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World and I went to great lengths to ensure that\nthis book contains enough of the mathematics, for anyone interested,\nto train a neural network or AI with a sense of humor, that most\nacademics can never hope to grasp, and will likely give some\nbureaucrats nightmares. MIT has an annual puzzle contest and, using a\ncomputer with a sense of humor that academics can never hope to\ncomprehend, you could possibly be declared the, "All Time\nWinner", that is, if they don’t accuse you of cheating, being a\nmystic, or revealing government secrets! The self-evident truth\nspeaks louder than anyone’s words and, on the playground of life, the\nfact that our stupid bullshit poems can speak for themselves, do\ntheir own song and dance routine, and can speak for those who have no\nvoice, is nothing short of A True Fucking Miracle To Believe In! They\nprovide a sort of incorruptible magical potty mouth literary-mirror\nfor the human mind, body, psyche, and soul, but one that can now be\nautomated. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nrecent evidence, in quantum mechanics, points to energy and\ninformation being interchangeable, and context dependent, making\nnoise or garbage also context dependent vague nonsense, or undeniably\nparadoxical and self-contradictory. The Sorites Heap paradox must\ninevitably transform into the Liar’s Paradox, and vice versa,\nwith information being more fundamental than energy, which can be\nconsidered merely random noise in countless situations. Our brains\nthemselves, leverage the inherent noise in our environment to process\ndata more efficiently, trading efficiency for accuracy according to\nour individual and collective needs and desires. Implying that what\nwe require are more organic systems logics incorporating instant\nkarma, which can leverage parallax, nonlinear temporal effects, and\nthe Butterfly Effect more often than any metaphysics or classic Von\nNeumann machines.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhen\nis a joke no longer just a joke? Whenever nobody is laughing, you\nneed life insurance and a good lawyer, or its been classified as,\n"Vital to the National Defense!" Academics and the\nmainstream have used 2,000 year old metaphysics, to promote the idea\nthat life is a giant windup clock, and everything must make sense,\nbecause it makes money, and we haven’t had any good\nalternatives, while the mathematics in this book can be used to\nquantify the impact of their ongoing mindless mob mentality, on\nsociety and the ecology, and how to promote alternatives. Of course,\nthat’s not to even remotely suggest that academics are all greedy\ncapitalist pigs, that the mainstream is merely composed of sheeple,\nor any other such Ridiculous Nonsense, when its obvious chickens are\na much more useful model, and clearly indicate the need to re-examine\nthe Big Picture, for any and all possible alternatives. That is,\noutside of the hallowed halls and the mainstream. The important thing\nis, that its now possible to quantify their behavior and easily make\nunique predictions for just how gullible people are, and this book\nprovides the required analog logic for how it can be done, using\noff-the-shelf and open source technology, for the best\nBang-For-Your-Buck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tClassic\nlogic made modern civilization and technology possible, but all the\nevidence clearly indicates it is has become dangerously antiquated,\nand is a gross over-simplification, that is being widely abused in\nevery way imaginable, and requires networking systems logic, in order\nto reconcile it better with the self-evident truth, and the Big\nPicture, or what many today call “reality”. And, in order\nto reconcile the still growing mountain of evidence, piling up after\na century, ready to explode like an active volcano! The louder\nacademics complain that their own students don’t listen to\nthem, and are destroying the planet, the louder they also deny a\ncentury of their own experiments, reject their own stupid\ndictionaries, and even the evidence of their own damned senses. If ya\nwanna know which way all the hot air blows in Babylon these days, you\nneed a lawyer, who’s also a weatherman that raises chickens, and a\nbilingual cunning linguist. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRather\nthan throwing the baby out with the bathwater, or teachers resorting\nto killing their own students any faster, what we require are simple\nmodifications to classic logic. The first of which can be easily\naccomplished, by systematically documenting academia’s ongoing\ninsanity, in the public domain, anonymously whenever prudent. Their\nown mindless denial of their own facts, and pathetic attempts to hide\nor ignore the facts, merely produces more lowbrow slapstick to\ndocument in the public domain, which can then be used to exploit them\nfor fun and for profit. If you can’t teach a child how to use a\ndictionary to save your life, your students still claim the sun\nrevolves around the earth, and tend to kill your own students faster\nwith each new invention, then Trump University is the future of\nacademia, and it behooves us all to help Make America Great Again!\nMerely by training a neural network or AI with this book, you can\nwrite one just like it, and collate any data you happen to prefer.\nThese days, a beefy home computer with a $35.oo pcie card is likely\nmore than enough to crunch the numbers, because I’ve already done\nmost of the heavy lifting writing this book.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPeasants\nhave been developing the required linguistics for 12,000 years, and\npassing them onto academics from time to time and, its just that time\nagain. Its amazing how fast academics catch on, when their own\ncolleagues begin to systematically mock, ridicule, and criticize\nthem, anonymously within the public domain, using advanced\nlinguistics and mathematics, that their own institutions reject,\nclassify, and censor. The second half the Tao Te Ching was published\nanonymously by academics, who used its advanced linguistics to become\nthe first to unite China, to eventually produce the first written\nlanguage everyone could use, and to help establish the most\ncollectivist culture on earth. Some were radically opposed to\nacademia being used to support the wealthy and con artists exploiting\nthe peasants, playing around with words like so many fucking lawyers,\nduring the infamous "Waring States Period", which lasted\nfor four hundred long years that were so bad, the Chinese still wish\nthey could forget it ever happened. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAdapting\nimported Indian Pantheism to their homegrown Bullshit Fuzzy Logic,\nthe primitive tribes and isolated villages had developed their own\nvirtually incorruptible linguistics, which, over the following\ncentury, more than a hundred academics completed and, championed by\nthe legendary Yellow Emperor, the Tao Te Ching became the first text\nto unite all six thousand tribes. They called it a religion but, back\nthen, almost anything was considered a religion, and many of the\ntribes were still sacrificing virgins to the gods of the local river\nand mountain, while this new religion worshiped an anonymous\nlibrarian. Bringing order to the chaos, the Yellow Emperor banned the\npractice of human sacrifice, funded the development of a common\nwritten language, established the first healthcare system, by setting\nprices for minimal services and, sometimes, made a show of converting\npeople to sharing their words and playing nice, by the point of a\nsword. It would require much longer to unite China politically, and\nfor the endless wars to finally subside, but the Yellow Emperor had\nrisen to the occasion, to become every inch the Larger-Than-Life-Hero\nthat the peasants had prayed for and, to this day, they still credit\nhim with practically inventing sex, fire, and the wheel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ntyranny of the mindless mob and the wealthy is often promoted by\nacademics, who still systematically encourage everyone to argue over\nthe definition of stupid, ensuring that growth and progress can often\nonly be obtained, within the public domain, by throwing their own\nbullshit right back in their faces, just as hard as you can! The\nprimitive Taoist tribes had developed their own bullshit fuzzy logic,\nthat academics had no defense against, daring them to make fools of\nthemselves, while the peasants recognized it immediately for the\nsalvation it offered, a way for them to own their own thoughts and\nwords, and not have to rely upon being spoon fed a line of crap a\nmile long, by idiots spouting whatever the hell they’re paid to\nrepeat. The Chinese are extremely patriarchal, and tend to be more\nConfucian than Taoist, but the constantly feuding Warring States had\ndriven the peasants to their knees, and they latched onto anything\nthat might help end the wars, and help them avoid being exploited by\nevery ambitious con artist and Warlord in China. They were peasants,\nnot stupid, while the whole world was becoming more organized and, it\nwasn’t by coincidence that, on the other side of the planet, a\ndrunken clown named Socrates used his own oral tradition, for the\nsame bullshit fuzzy logic, to single handedly establish ethics as the\nfoundation of Western democracy. His legend only grew, spreading\nthroughout Europe and, eventually, the Roman Catholic Church would be\ncompelled to adopt Socratic ethics, or be mocked and ridiculed by\ntheir own academics and peasants.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tContrary\nto what any academic philosopher will ever admit in public, for any\nlogic or metaphysics to convey anything more meaningful in the real\nworld, all that anyone ever requires is a sense of humor, which can\nbe considered the second grammar of the English language, and which\nis easy to document at extreme scales and magnitudes, by merely\nexamining the Big Picture. (Duh!) Nevertheless, rather than embracing\nhumor as having something meaningful to say about logic, academics\nhave treated humor as a mental disease that, thus far, has defied\nboth the medical sciences and all rational explanation, and is only\nof interest to lawyers, peasants, and Quakers who actually use\ndictionaries. Jokes are just meaningless bullshit to countless\nacademics and the mainstream, that is, unless you happen to be a\nlogician, designing cruise missile guidance systems, and classify\nthem for a living. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe truth hurts for a reason,\nand he who laughs last, laughs loudest, because he gets the damned\npunch lines! For many Rainbow Warriors, the proof is in our poetry,\nwhich speaks louder than any individual’s words, but I had to\nconstantly go back and forth between writing poetry and chapters,\nbecause they express their own particle-wave duality, and the more I\nwork on both, the better they both become. In particular, the poetry\ndistinctly conflates the identity of what is geometry and\ninformation, mathematics, music, and language, which these chapters\nmerely express somewhat differently, relying upon the same stupid\nlexicon and bullshit fuzzy logic. Whether I’m writing poetry or\nchapters, its not all that different and, sometimes, a poem will\nbecome a chapter, or vice versa, because I simply follow the analog\nlogic, and focus on what’s missing from this picture and, all too\noften, I really don’t wanna know whatever the hell it might actually\ncontain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nCollective\nMadness<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nCastaways<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt\nWas Another Dark And Stormy Night!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSailing\naway, from wherever we are…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBeneath\nthe clearest, of any blue sky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBreathing\ndeeply of the sparkling air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMorning\nstar’s, a glimmer in our eyes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDecks\nreaching up, to cup nimble feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSails\nfurling confidently on the breeze.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGently\nrocking swaying, passing swell,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMemories\nclinging like mist in a dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThoughts\nall meander like ocean waves;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAffable\ndolphins start to crowd the bow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAn\nalbatross astern examining our wake;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbell’s quiet blessings, grace the dawn.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRising\nup yet again we turn into the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsun climbs high upon the open horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLively\nwinds, give the faster dolphins chase!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDelicious\nspark of life, overflowing everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nall hands on deck, cast their gazes forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSudden\nspray over her bow, stinging our faces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus all, we chart the unknown course,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus that we steer an unknown heading,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nAll Our Destiney Yet Awaits Our Fate.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus all once again what all hold dearest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSailing\nwith the wind upon the greatest of oceans!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\npast is but a memory, as we live our dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nmother nature is still pregnant to bursting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCarrying\non about her bright new beginnings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEternally\nmerging, in her heavenly dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\nEndless Sweeping Panoramic Visions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsame unexplored Wonderland she graciously offers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnconditionally\nTo All Masters Of The Open Sea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCasting\noff metaphysical anchors; once again gliding into the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClaiming\nour birthright we rise to the occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAffable\ncalls… quietly ring out…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nArousing\nancient memories of heroic adventures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnchained\nPrometheus, always full of surprises,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnxiously\nBegs for the approval of all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSurrendering\nto those who delight in their ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutcasts\nand rejects, thrilled to soar free at last,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nContent\nsmiles spread, still rising on the wind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSails\nfluttering, in synchrony with the breeze,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSensual\nembrace, reawakening the dreamers;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilent\nrevere of the perfect moment of grace,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCastaways\nbecome one with new horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLegend\nhas it that when the primitive tribes in the remote mountains of\nsouthern China saw civilization rapidly spreading out over the vast\nopen plains below, they couldn’t help but notice that, not only\ndid their new neighbors have a million kids, but they were all\norganized along the same lines as any flock of chickens that they\nraised! It was the only way they could maintain order in their vast\nnumbers and, to make matters worse, they were the equivalent of free\nrange chickens, with few natural boundaries or defenses out on the\nopen plains. They would treat each other like chickens as well,\nherding one another like so many flightless birds, surrounding their\nenemies and, finally, picking them off one at a time, just like\nshooting fish in a barrel. When droughts caused famine among the\nMongol hordes to the north, they too would blanket the endless plains\nof mainland China on their horses, like a raging stampede, and\nproceed to herd and slaughter the Chinese peasants, as if they were\nmerely herding their cattle back home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDesperately\nexposed to an invading army of any size, the peasants eventually\nconstructed enough walls to circumnavigate the globe 26 times, but\nall in vain. Necessity is the mother of invention, and they invented\nsteel, gunpowder, and other advanced weapons centuries before the\nrest of the world, but nothing could stem the tide of the relentless\npower struggle that had overwhelmed the seven feuding kingdoms for\ncontrol of mainland China. During the infamous “Warring States\nPeriod” this went on for four hundred years, and a grim new\narms race emerged, as generation after generation of peasants\nthroughout China, were forced to episodically starve themselves, in\norder to feed more babies, so they could be the first to surround\ntheir enemies. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFemale\ninfants were sometimes abandoned on the side of the road, because\nthey could not fight, were not as strong in the fields and, in some\nplaces, could not even be given away for free, much less sold into\nslavery. Not only did everyone else ruthlessly exploit the peasants\nat every opportunity, but they were now forced to ruthlessly exploit\nthemselves and their own children, as if they were nothing more than\ncattle. Some chose to abandon civilization altogether as a lost\ncause, and adopted the short and brutal lifestyle of mountain men\ninstead. And, when their tribal brothers and sisters up in the\nmountains witnessed the horror of their plight, they took pity on\nthem, and sent them their best jokes and poetry knowing that,\nsometimes, all the humble humor and beauty that life has to offer,\ncan be the best medicine, and they had some of the most powerful\nmedicine on the planet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nCastaways<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIt\nWas Another Dark And Stormy Night!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSailing\naway, from wherever we are…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBeneath\nthe clearest, of any blue sky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBreathing\ndeeply of the sparkling air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMorning\nstar’s, a glimmer in our eyes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDecks\nreaching up, to cup nimble feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSails\nfurling confidently on the breeze.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGently\nrocking swaying, passing swell,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMemories\nclinging like mist in a dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThoughts\nall meander like ocean waves;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAffable\ndolphins start to crowd the bow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAn\nalbatross astern examining our wake;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbell’s quiet blessings, grace the dawn.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRising\nup yet again we turn into the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsun climbs high upon the open horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLively\nwinds, give the faster dolphins chase!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDelicious\nspark of life, overflowing everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nall hands on deck, cast their gazes forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSudden\nspray over her bow, stinging our faces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus all, we chart the unknown course,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus that we steer an unknown heading,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nAll Our Destiney Yet Awaits Our Fate.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus all once again what all hold dearest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSailing\nwith the wind upon the greatest of oceans!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\npast is but a memory, as we live our dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nmother nature is still pregnant to bursting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCarrying\non about her bright new beginnings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEternally\nmerging, in her heavenly dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\nEndless Sweeping Panoramic Visions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsame unexplored Wonderland she graciously offers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnconditionally\nTo All Masters Of The Open Sea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCasting\noff metaphysical anchors; once again gliding into the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClaiming\nour birthright we rise to the occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAffable\ncalls… quietly ring out…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nArousing\nancient memories of heroic adventures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnchained\nPrometheus, always full of surprises,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnxiously\nBegs for the approval of all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSurrendering\nto those who delight in their ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutcasts\nand rejects, thrilled to soar free at last,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nContent\nsmiles spread, still rising on the wind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSails\nfluttering, in synchrony with the breeze,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSensual\nembrace, reawakening the dreamers;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilent\nrevere of the perfect moment of grace,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCastaways\nbecome one with new horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCastaways\nis a popular example of how Oneness Poetry can employ\nsynergistic-normalization and the Mother of All to treat time as\nsimultaneously nonlinear and a continuum, and can even incorporate\nthe passage of time itself as a central theme, and a quasi-character\nin its own rite. If you notice, the poem subtly confuses the issue of\nwhat is animate and inanimate, and it accomplishes this by relying on\nthe same minimalist approach it uses for manipulating the temporal\ndynamics, that is, by emphasizing the vagueness and humble simplicity\nof their collective contents, to create a blurry montage effect, that\ndances like Fred Astaire. Starting out slow, speeding up and slowing\ndown, with an almost choreographed cinematic effect. The first dozen\nlines give away the secret for how this works, by largely\nincorporating the most stereotypical prose imaginable, even starting\nout with a variation on the quintessential bad opening line in\nliterature, “It was another dark and stormy night!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\nfather’s a sailor and, truth be told, if you’ve seen one\ndolphin, one star, and one clear sky you’ve pretty much seen\nthem all, making writing poetry for adults more challenging. While we\nmight think of a dolphin as a beautiful animal, they commonly crowd\nthe bows of ships, and my father will be the first to tell you,\nwatching them is an easy way to make yourself sleepy. Castaways\nmerely describes what, for a sailor, might be the start of just\nanother typical day, making it difficult to appease both adults and\nyoung children. From the very first line, a small child might be\nentranced by the vague, sweeping, stereotypical prose, while an adult\nmight be repulsed, and even be tempted to skip past it, and Castaways\ngets around this difficulty by accentuating the vagueness of each\nline and empowering them to collectively dance like Fred Astaire and,\nthus, remind the reader of why small children can find something as\nmundane, as a seagull eating garbage, so exciting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSailors\nand cowboys have a lot in common, with both jobs often being\nhazardous, requiring long hard hours, and long boring intervals,\npunctuated by nonstop fast paced action, with the reality of the life\nstyle more often being how to avoid falling asleep on watch or in the\nsaddle, and how to avoid getting yourself killed. Both professions\nare also famous for their similar style of poetry, sometimes referred\nto as “Big Sky”, with spaghetti western soundtracks, the\nmusic of Sr. Paul McCartney, and the play “Oklahoma”\nbeing popular examples of similar wave dynamics, or wave mechanics,\nthat can resemble quantum chromodynamics, trading the humble\nsimplicity of each individual component for their greater collective\ndynamics. A wave is a wave is a wave, and the characters in a play\nlike Oklahoma don’t require Shakespearean depths, and are often\none dimensional caricatures that audiences demand knowing that, as\nmuch as anything else, the entire play hinges on a one dimensional\ncharacter they may personally identify with, making the cast’s\ncollective efforts always greater than any mere sum of their parts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCrucially,\nthe strength of the musical score itself can be described as an\nindispensable quasi-character in the play, that brings all the humble\nelements together in a more meaningful way, dramatically breathing\nlife into them, precisely because they are so humble they can easily\ncompliment one another in dramatic contexts. Modern music theory\nemphasizes the ability of the silences between the notes to convey a\nvariety of different emotions, such as suspense, and although I\npersonally add as many Shakespearean and Biblical quotes as I can to\nmy poetry, for their indispensable salt-of-the-earth metaphors, this\npoem is a notable example of how to use them more sparingly if it\naccentuates the temporal dynamics, and the poem conveying more\nsweeping emotional panoramas. In most of my poems, I take a very\ndirect approach, focusing on the humble and elegant simplicity of\ntheir combined temporal dynamics and vague bullshit logic, and just\nallow the words themselves to express their own thoughts and emotions\nas fully as possible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBruce\nLee was popular with the ladies for his ballroom style dancing, but\nhe had his own Taoist philosophy of “No Style” martial\narts, and my collective ignorance approach to Oneness Poetry can be\nthought of as the “Bruce Lee School of Potty Humor”. The\noff-the-wall peek-a-boo yin-yangy\npush-me-pull-you-run-in-circles-scream-and-shout dynamics of Oneness\nPoetry are so humble to begin with, that they don’t express any\nspecific style, other than incorporating a lot of infantile and\nincredibly vague salt-of-the-earth-metaphors, with our Rainbow\nWarrior poems incorporating everything from Shakespeare to pop music\nand potty mouth nursery rhymes that are still being reinvented by\nkids everywhere. Personally, I have two left feet myself and could\nnot fight my way out of a wet paper bag to save my life but, once a\nlinguist admired my poetry and asked for my advice about how to\nmaster the metaphors of language, and I suggested she take up\nsinging.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\nyou learn to own the sounds that are coming out of your mouth, you\nlearn how to free your words to speak for themselves and, as Taoists\nlike to say, “Gravity becomes the source of lightness”.\nJohn Prine commented once that writing song lyrics is all about\nediting, and freeing our words often requires first learning to not\nbe quite so attached to them. Beautiful words are honest words, that\ncan defy unbalanced gravity itself, hanging in the air between us,\nwhile falling on your ass is what makes reaching for the stars all\nthat much more rewarding. <\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSome\nof the most popular comedians, like Tom Hanks and Will Smith, have\nalso joined the ranks of the greatest actors, and comedy is widely\nacknowledged as among the hardest of the performing arts to master,\nthat requires personal authenticity. Comedians such as Chevy Chase,\nfor example, have become famous for something as simple as their\nability to perform a pratfall. Singing is one way to experience that\nfor yourself, without having to become a professional comedian, an\nactor, or falling on your ass repeatedly, and I sing most of the\nsongs mentioned in my poetry as humbly and elegantly as I can, sort\nof Broadway Blues walk-in-the-park style that’s easy on the\nears but, whatever works for you.<\/font><\/font>\n<\/font>That’s\noften the opposite of what people assume is required for\ncomprehending complex metaphors, continuum physics, and developing\nnonlinear temporal dynamics that can dance like Fred Astaire, but is\nbased on the fundamental Taoist principle of logic that “Crap\nis Simple and, Therefore, You’re the Problem Dummy!”<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n Humorously,\nalthough I enjoyed reading Gary Zukav’s “Dancing Wu Li\nMasters” enough to read it twice, I already knew all the\nphysics in the book and merely enjoyed the lucid way he presented\nthem. The only other thing his book suggested to me was that, in some\nways, I was my own worst enemy, and it can be surprisingly helpful to\nfind ways around that problem. That was the same advice my father\nconstantly gave me growing up, as if I were Beaver Cleaver, but I\nneeded to hear the words again when dad wasn’t around, which is\nhow I got my Rainbow Warrior name. Typically being being anarchists\nwith warped senses of humor, hippies won’t tolerate five “Bobs”\namong their ranks and will give you a unique name if you don’t\npick one for yourself, but the name Wu Li has 80 different possible\nmeanings depending on the inflection and context. As far as I’m\nconcerned, it could mean you can call me anything, but don’t\ncall me late for dinner. However, when people ask what my name means\nI tell them it means, “I clutch my ideas”, because that’s\nthe message I got from Gary’s book was that, if I’m going\nto clutch my ideas, and act like Beaver Cleaver and sometimes be my\nown worst enemy, I might as well make them awesome ideas that I love\nto death and, of course, which aren’t quite so painful and\nself-defeating as some alternatives.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTaoists\nfrequently choose names that poke fun at themselves and, to\nhumorously paraphrase Bruce Lee, “You have to open your mind\nbaby, learn how to feel the vibes, set aside your own biases, try to\nchill out and find the groove and, if you don’t feel the force\nLuke, then start working on that damned problem right now! Nip it in\nthe bud, you hear me! Right this instant because, the real problem is\nthat, You’re The Problem Baby! As Master Yoda said, “Try?\nThere is no try! Do Or Do Not!” Its certainly not my damned\nchoice to make! Others can only encourage you to rise to the occasion\nbut, either you eventually manage to work that crap out on your own,\nor you’re up shit creek! And, I suppose, you’ll just have\nto learn to take “no” for an answer from yourself a\nlittle more often than you anticipated, because the magic is simply\nnot there anymore baby. However, if you happen to be persistent Grass\nHopper, you’ll eventually realize that, ironically, you only\nbecome all that much more grateful to discover that the latest pie to\nhit you square in the chin, is the same damned pie that just hit you\na hundred times before! Let me hear all you clowns say, “Thank\nyou Master Wu Li, May I Please Have Another Pie-In-The-Face!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nthe wacky humor and complex temporal dynamics are so crucial to our\nOneness Poems, because all our poems treat time the same way, as\nsimultaneously a quasi-character that assumes different roles and a\nmathematical variable, or just more bullshit, with Castaways\nillustrating some of the more attractive and easier to follow\ntemporal dynamics, making it a popular example. By treating time as\nsomehow both illusory bullshit and a quasi-character that expresses\nrudimentary emotions, our poems can collectively conflate the\nidentity of space and time, reality and illusion, in enough ways to\nintimidate a contortionist, and lend entirely new meaning to yoga.\nWhat I do is more along the lines of the algebra of nature, that’s\nnot nearly as organic or pretty as something like calculus or the\nlogic of the Vedics used in yoga, but instant karma requires\neverything in our poetry be equally organic and inorganic, and\nsignificantly humbler, less romantic, and more cartoonish, as a\nresult. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tInstant\nkarma does the same thing in our poetry observed in both humble\nquanta and an abacus, which is to maddeningly conflate the identity\nof their input and output, past and future, reality and the dream. An\nabacus doesn’t have an “enter” or “equals”\nbutton, or any equivalent function, because merely entering the\nproblem reveals the solution and, theoretically, a quantum computer\ncan sometimes spit out the answers to problems before you finish\nentering them, but I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for anyone\nto prove it. All Oneness Poetry contains what I call, "Embedded\nLogic", which includes the overall shape of the poem, the use of\nlarger fonts at times, and the use of strings of capitalized words\nthat often express the skepticism of the Peanut Gallery. Merely by\nusing a larger font, for example, you can add more meaning,\nconflating the identity of geometry and information and, combined\nwith the yin-yang dynamics, they express the particle-wave duality of\nthe poem as a multifractal equation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOneness\nPoetry and an abacus both express a humorous interpretation of John\nLennon’s famous statement, “There are no problems, only\nsolutions”, because an abacus never has a problem and, if you\never want to use an abacus, the sooner you figure that out for\nyourself the better. Likewise, nonlinear temporal dynamics are\nintrinsic to Oneness Poetry and leave the reader no choice, but to\ninterpret everything for themselves. If you notice, even the first\ntwo lines of Castaways, “It was another dark and stormy night.\nSailing away from wherever we are…”, innocently beg the\nquestion as to whether to interpret the poem literally or\nfiguratively, thus, immediately prompting the reader to either\ninterpret its incredibly vague meaning for themselves, or move on to\nthe next lines, so that the poem can ever so slightly elucidate the\nmeaning of the opening lines, by merely placing them in an\nincrementally broader and ever so slightly less vague context. And,\nas each line does so, they string the reader along, indirectly\ncompelling the reader to slow down and pay more attention to each\nsyllable and, being so vague, the lines can progressively focus the\nreader’s attention on punctuation too, as one of the few\nremaining ways of determining the cadence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nother words, our poems sometimes speaks to us as if we were children,\nand they have to talk slowly and use simple words, and make sure they\nget our attention, while other poems express frenzied infantile\nsing-song dynamics like what you might hear on the Muppet Show. The\nquasi character that the temporal dynamics introduce is the Mother of\nAll, or Great Void, who represents the four stages of life and the\nFour Seasons. Springtime is playful like a child, and a play like\nOklahoma expresses the playful creative beauty of love as\nsimultaneously representing youth, and spring tornadoes! And, thanks\nto the nonlinear temporal dynamics, Oneness Poems in general can be\ndescribed as so incredibly vague, humble, and minimalistic that they\ndon’t express any particular style whatsoever, other than\nincorporating a ton of salt-of-the-earth metaphors, and their heavy\nreliance on subtly encouraging the reader to supply their own\ninterpretation of everything. Making it equally accurate to describe\nour poems as expressions of our collective ignorance, potty humor,\nmathematics, popular culture, or the Great Void and Mother of All. Of\ncourse, since we currently have only 200 or so out of 4,430 poems,\nits impossible to provide a decent representative sample of just how\nvaried they become, but these first poems provide at least a vague\nimpression due to their recursive logic revolving around what’s\nmissing from this picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhich\nis also why our poems can express both humor and beauty in\neverything, with Castaways humorously being one of the three “Lost\nPoems” in “The Book That Can Never Be Written”,\nwhich are pornographic in Chinese. Part of the joke being that, even\nin English, the other two poems are much more erotic, and they follow\nCastaways, hinting at its secret dual identity, and an erotic\ninterpretation of “Oneness”. The three poems are normally\nnot included in the version of the Tao Te Ching that most read, but\nare required to complete the set, and Rainbow Warrior poetry\nextrapolates the poetry even further, requiring another new poem,\n“The Way of Ignorant Virtue”, at the beginning of the\ntext. All our poems play peek-a-boo with the reader in every way\nimaginable, with the rose shape of Castaways, its use of metaphors\nand cadence, never quite looking the same once you get the joke, but\nthat’s the whole point, that anything can be viewed as\nsimultaneously beautiful and a joke, and all that much more\nmeaningful and endearing, as in a toddler falling adorably on their\nbutt. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nthe shapes of these poems merely reflect their fractal mathematics\nand, thanks to their ability to express humor and beauty in\neverything, more than half the poems in this collection can be\ninterpreted differently by children and adults. For example, a child\nmight focus on the beauty and romance of Castaways and never be aware\nof its humor, because they have no idea what sex is and no way to\nmore fully appreciate the greater context of the poem. Some of the\nlines in our poetry are famous for being incredibly beautiful, yet\nequally funny when read in specific contexts, and their mathematics\ncan surprise even experts with their complex games of peek-a-boo.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nprompt the conscious mind to examine its own subconscious in\nrudimentary emotional contexts, and the naive humor of the\nsubconscious can be thought of as the innocent child of God within\neach of us. The old adage is that, “Children should be seen and\nnot heard”, and the humor of small children is often taboo in\ncompetitive cultures, while the beauty of our poems speak directly to\nour dreams, and the adult that we wish to become. Among other things,\nhumor can build resilience, with Bob Hope being famous for\nentertaining the troops, and his work is an example of how humor is\noften be treated as an occupation and, at one time, Hope had 32\nwriters on his staff, but being able to describe humor mathematically\nmeans it is about to become a science.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYogi\nBerra was a great guy according to everyone who knew him, but a sex\nsymbol he was not, thanks in part to his earthy sense of humor. In\nAsia, people commonly post quotes from Oneness Poems in prominent\nplaces, very much the same way you might hang a mirror or a sign,\nsometimes as a humorous tongue-in-cheek way to prompt people to be\nquiet, or to clean up after themselves or whatever. Our poems rely on\nthe humble simplicity and vagueness of their contents to encourage\npeople to be more humble in general, and to develop a gentle sense of\nhumor, along the same lines of Winnie the Pooh, Yogi Berra, Kermit\nthe Frog, Socrates, and Yoda of Star Wars, encouraging us all to be\nhumbler and more honest, but including much more complex adult humor\nas well, such as the existentialist humor of Stephen Wright.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nmore authentic and honest anyone becomes, the more gentle,\nspontaneous, and creative their sense of humor can become, and the\nmore authentically they can express themselves, and share more of\nthemselves with others, including sexually. Hence, the reason older\nadults sometimes nurture their childhood memories and feelings, in\norder to reclaim their personal intimacy and authenticity, and make\nthe most of their golden years. Once again, what’s missing from\nthis picture proves crucial, especially when it’s our own\npointless personal bullshit, and we can treat our poems the same way,\nby merely focusing on their symmetry, logic, and temporal dynamics,\nallowing vague words that incorporate commonly used phrases, popular\nquotes, and song lyrics to speak for themselves. While it might sound\nlike I’m exaggerating about letting my words speak for\nthemselves, there’s no other way to write this kind of poetry,\nas anyone who has ever tried has quickly discovered for themselves.\nTry as you might, its flat out impossible to make our bullshit poems\nsay anything they just don’t. Our poems can also treat the\narrow of time itself as somehow simultaneously real and illusory\nbullshit that we just make up, and what’s missing from this\npicture becomes a whole lot more compelling, once you realize that\nwhat’s missing can substitute for anything, anything at all,\nthat the picture might normally contain, including not least of all,\nthe arrow of time, making the causal and acausal, science and magic,\ndependent upon the observer and the specific context.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nif you never earn a living doing it, like Chevy Chase, learning how\nto bounce right back up again is part of what makes reaching for the\nstars all that much more noble, heroic, magical, and just plain fun,\nwith a recent study concluding that, although everyone requires some\nambition, those who also cultivate contentment tend to fare better in\nthe long run. My personal “Philosophy of Collective Ignorance”\nleverages this humble Truth for all its worth and, to paraphrase\nChief Joseph of the Nez Perce, “I shall fight my words no more\nforever!” This is what I consider my own ignorant,\n“No-Class-No-Style-No-Brainer” philosophy from the school\nof hard knocks, that for any philosophy to be worth a crap, you must\nfirst embrace your own words for all that they might have to offer.\nFind the words that speak to you personally, and make them your own,\nby setting them free, and see if they come back to you. Do that, and\nyou may learn to be still and to truly appreciate silence as golden,\nnot to mention, earn the respect of big and little kids everywhere.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\ncollective ignorance speaks for itself, and our poems don’t\nrequire me or anyone else to either defend them or even give our own\nignorant opinions, so please feel perfectly free to ignore or\ncriticize anything I write, just call me an idiot if you like, and\nplease feel free to criticize anything anybody else writes on the\nsubject, because nobody I know is willing to claim they’re\nresponsible for the bullshit! Ironically, its a huge load off my mind\nthat my own, “Bullshit Philosophy of Collective Ignorance”\ndoesn’t even require my own stupid opinions and can be written\nby a computer program that has no clue as to what the hell its\nwriting. Set your opinions free, set your words free, set your heart\nfree and, without ever leaving home, you can know the entire world,\nwhile your mind will always be free to roam the universe, or to\nlisten intently to the heart of the person in front of you. When we\nallow our words to speak for themselves, we just accept them for more\nof whatever they have to offer, and accept whatever words others\nmight prefer to use, without necessarily becoming attached to them\nourselves. In much the same way we do whenever we become poetry in\nmotion, by simply accepting more of who we are, what we are doing,\nand all that we might have to offer the world, becoming\nself-actualized in the moment, or having a senior moment, or whatever\nthe case turns out to be.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tKids\nask me about black holes and the mysterious Great Void all the time,\nwhich resemble the monsters in their closet, and they’re\ntypically disappointed when I tell them they need to work on their\nsense of humor. They would disown me altogether if I told them the\nwhole truth, that mother nature resembles a magical three year old\nmessing with your head, and bullshit logic rules the universe! Even I\nrefused to believe it myself for fifty years, because part of living\nin a magical universe, is nothing can be magical if it isn’t a\nsurprise and doesn’t express novelty in just about every way\nimaginable. Up ahead at the sign post, its the Mother of All, the\ncollective unconscious, the Twilight Zone that emerges from the Great\nVoid, where our own ignorance and stupidity can sometimes turn out to\nbe both a blessing and a curse! <\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nInfinitely\nDiverse Insane Combinations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n(Flowing\naway, still haunt us to this day!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\tUpon\nretiring from the arduous demands of a long and successful teaching\ncareer, in his more lucid moments of nostalgic Deja Vu, with a\nhaunted look in his eyes, as if suddenly possessed by the Oracle at\nDelphi, or lecturing drooling idiots falling asleep in his class\nagain, George Santayana would oft loudly proclaim to the world,\n“Those who do not remember the past are destined to repeat it!”\nRegrettably, those who remember the past are altogether too\nfrequently haunted by the past, more often than not, over the course\nof simply attempting to earn an honest living. In spite of the human\nbrain having an estimated storage capacity equal to that of the\nentire worldwide web, some of us having nearly perfect memories, and\nSantayana’s chilling reminder, still heard echoing in the\nhallowed halls, nevertheless, memory remains notoriously unreliable,\nand working memory remains the only known reliable measure of\nanyone’s career potential. Which is what you’d expect in\na flock of chickens.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNor\ndoes the evolution of animals appear to place any real emphasis on\nevery individual or species being able to accurately memorize\neverything, as if it doesn’t make much of a difference. Suggesting\nmore creative Bullshit Fuzzy Logic applies to even our own memories,\nwhen everything is Deja Vu all over again! Sooner or later, the\nidentities of time and our own memories seem to both vanish entirely\ndown the nearest rabbit hole, or toilet, and a recent study indicated\nthat exactly how reliable anybody’s memory becomes, could sometimes\nbe indistinguishable from the individual’s ability to focus on\nspecific things. FMRI brain scans have confirmed that intelligent\npeople actually think less, simply adding A and B to get C, and have\nmore working memory, which they often save for productive purposes,\nwhile less intelligent people with less reliable memories, tend to be\nmore creative and, to some extent, how intelligent you are reflects\nhow much working memory you have, but a wide variety of things, such\nas air-pollution, have proven to dramatically impact our IQ,\nsuggesting that even how smart we are still remains context\ndependent, and people can sometime have both a "Home Advantage"\nand a "Home Team Advantage".<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBizarrely,\nBabylonians demand the same governments and corporations they call\nevil lie to them for their own protection, then shove crap down the\nthroats of their children for a dozen years in school, suppressing\nthe inherent creativity of half their students, in the hope of making\nmore money, even as the whole world falls apart. Today, its\ntheoretically possible to directly implant memories into the brain,\nand create your own mental clones, and you could vaccinate them all\nat the same time, at considerable savings. Ironically, a lot of my\nfriends are self-taught, with one friend whose wife divorced him\nbecause, with only a high school education, he made more money fixing\nup used cars and selling them, than she could with a Phd, and was\nsmarter than she was, and could not care less how smart other people\nthought he was, wasn’t interested in making a lot of money, and would\ndrink a beer with anyone, or build a house, computer, fix your\nwashing machine, or whatever. Obviously, people have more working\nmemory than a chicken, and are more aware, but birds and other\nanimals have their own local accents, and sometimes sing simply\nbecause they enjoy singing. Mated wrens will hold long concerts,\nsynchronizing their voices, and trading the lead back and forth like\nvirtuosos.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRather\nthan appearing interested in promoting Voluntary Genocide, in the\nname of growth and progress, analog mama nature appears to favor\ncreativity over productivity, like any three year old would,\nsupporting greater diversity, with ecologies tending to exploit every\navailable energy source which, in turn, promotes greater resilience\nand productivity for the ecosystem as a whole. Contrary to classical\ntheories of evolution, without diversity, survival of the fittest\nbecomes a joke in bad taste, along the lines of the, "Omega Man"\nin science fiction, who was the last surviving human, and could\ndeclare himself the All-Time-Winner! Biologists have discovered that\nclassical theories of evolution fail to account for the collective\nbehavior of plants and animals. A recent examination of evolution\nconcluded that diversity increases with higher elevations, where the\ntemperature is apparently "just right" to support greater\ncomplexity, and faster evolution. Note that this doesn’t mean\nevolution is merely driven by temperature, but that temperature plays\na fundamental role in determining the complexity of both organic and\ninorganic matter, just as size and other things make a difference in\nhow complex an organism becomes, and indicates the earth is just the\nright size, temperature, and complexity for our evolution.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAssuming\na universal recursion, it would indicate that there are four\nrudimentary subtypes of environments, which produce Gaia, and the\ncomplexity of the earth itself appears to increase the further away\nfrom the core you go, as if the earth progressively trades energy for\ninformation, and has four biospheres. Displaying more synergy and\nemergent effects, and also trading efficiency for accuracy. Some\nmight object that the core of the earth doesn’t remotely resemble\norganic life as we know it, but neither does the salt in our blood,\nyet its vital for our survival. The earth’s ecology as a whole, or\nGaia, can be considered a living organism that regulates its own\nbodily functions, and laughs at our infantile pretensions of ever\nconquering the world, much less, mama nature. Kill or enslave nature,\nand you kill and enslave yourself, while mama nature laughs at just\nhow cleaver you are, and finds someone new to play with.\nAdditionally, suggesting that humanity may have evolved, due to\nGaia’s overall environment itself, having matured and finally become\ncreative, efficient, diverse, and harmonious enough, to support the\nevolution of intelligent life. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEven\nour evolutionary theories are beginning to contradict classic logic,\nsupporting contextual views that academia vehemently rejects, and\nthis particular new discovery can be used to document how modern\nacademia is still suppressing the development of alternatives to\nclassic logic and metaphysics, cannot be trusted with the development\nof linguistic analysis, and is not a sustainable institution\naccording to their own standards. That’s not to suggest that academia\ncan’t change but, more often than you might think, change in academia\nis only possible when it comes from without, as Socrates, Galileo,\nand Lao Tzu all established the hard way. While, I’m hoping to speed\nup the process of change, by automating their ongoing insanity, and\nteaching even the banks and international cartels the meaning of,\n"Instant Karma’s Gonna Getcha Baby!" Normally, I avoid\nmainstream nonsense and politics like the plague, and writing down\nanalog logic for insane Babylonians, has never been one of my\nlifelong ambitions but, they’re going to kill us all, if somebody\ndoesn’t give them all the analog logic they could possibly desire,\nall at once!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBullshit\nFuzzy Logic appears to be similarly composed of infinitely diverse\ninsane combinations, that only a three year old can fully appreciate,\nsuggesting toddlers were the original inspiration for the Star Trek\nVulcan philosophy of IDIC, or infinite diversity in infinite\ncombinations. No doubt, Vulcan toddlers were also the inspiration for\ncountless meditation techniques, and the widespread adoption a\ndispassionate philosophy of logic. Its as if Bullshit Fuzzy Logic\nwere playfully growing and adapting, right along with humanity’s\nexpanding awareness or, possibly, it resembles an enormous jig-saw\npuzzle we can never hope to finish assembling, but one which\nperiodically reveals sweeping new insights, that change how we view\neverything. A “Bullshit Theory of Everything and Nothing”\nwould therefore have to be every bit as simple and humble as it is\nelegant and complex, ironically making it four times more complex\noverall, than traditional causal metaphysics. And, as a result, flat\nout impossible for people to assemble enough of the pieces of the\npuzzle, in order to work out the complete metaphoric systems logic\nor, "The Untold Story of the Redemption of Goldilocks",\nuntil the invention of modern computers. The Chinese sometimes call\nit, "The Book That Can Never Be Written" and, my best guess\nis its around twenty thousand pages long, and enough to make anyone\nlose their religion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tVirtual\nparticles and black holes have a love\/hate relationship, both adoring\nand abhorring a vacuum, ensuring that nothing from nothing ain’t\nnothin’ in a Goldilocks-Murphy Wonderland, and what’s\nmissing from this picture, can more often make all the difference in\nthe world. Both logic and pattern matching depend upon symmetry and,\nas tacky as they most certainly are, cartoonish yin-yangy\npush-me-pull-you-run-in-circles-screaming-and-shouting dynamics, that\nevery toddler and puppy dog adore, eliminate the worst possible\nextremes and, additionally, empower us to sometimes view even the\nforces of nature as expressing a playful, or social act, as if the\nuniverse itself is alive and aware, and the walls might occasionally\ntalk. Everything ultimately being random or inconceivable, means\neverything can be viewed as simultaneously expressing both social and\nanti-social, vaguely organic and explicitly mechanical behavior, as\nif the two form a spectrum. Gas becomes liquid, which transforms into\na solid, and then a plasma, expressing not only a spectrum, but the\nvague and explicit extremes of particle-wave duality, progressively\nconflating the identities of their own collective geometry and\ndynamics, energy and information, and indicating that causal\nexplanations, must inevitably yield to more vague systems logic,\ncapable of placing any causal explanation in broader contexts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHit\nyour thumb with a hammer, and its common enough to treat the hammer\nas if it were being anti-social and, likewise, our own reactionary\nbehavior can be viewed as more mechanical, mindless, and anti-social,\nbut the specific situation is what determines whether we perceive\nhammers to actually have a life of their own, or only take on a life\nof their own because complete idiots use them. The very cells of our\nbodies protest the abuse, are extremely familiar with Three Stooges\nslapstick and, sometimes, insist on deciding for themselves how to\nreact. To some extent, whether we perceive anything to be\nparticularly organic or social just depends on our proximity, the\nscales involved, and our familiarity with them and, for example, a\nsmall child might insist their toy doll is alive and extremely\nsocial, while the earth progressively appears to be a lifeless\ndimensionless point from far away, and a lifeless barren rock deep\nunderground. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTransforming\nPlato’s allegory of the cave into a comedy, along the lines of\nSteve Martin’s "The Jerk", where he attempts to trade his\nmuch beloved Pet Rocks for food, but everyone he runs into asks if he\nwas born and raised in a barn and, then, merely laughs when he\nreplies, "What’s a barn?" Plato suggested cavemen needed to\nabandon their caves, expand their horizons, and join the modern\nworld, but lottery winners commonly complain that winning the lottery\nruined their lives. The number of self-contained bomb shelters under\nconstruction has more than doubled in the last decade alone, and I\nknow people who live in caves just to avoid PT Barnum’s Freak Show,\nand intellectual Three Stooges like Plato, still burning books and\nglorifying the same mindless mob, hellbent on storming the palace\nwith knives and pitch forks, to this very day. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAssuming\n42 is as good as it gets and all of our words, concepts, and theories\nprove to be based on meaningless gibberish in the final analysis,\nthen Relativity and Newtonian mechanics provide the more explicitly\nanti-social mechanical perspectives, which have also turned out to be\nexplicitly tautological and self-contradictory in specific ways,\nwhile fuzzy logic, thermodynamics, and quantum mechanics are all ad\nhoc theories, which describe the vaguely organic, more social, and\nless easily identifiable aspects of life. Laughter and being tickled\nare frequently considered simultaneously pleasant and unpleasant,\nsocial and anti-social, and playful and contentious, due to the\nspecific context determining which is which. Obviously people seldom\nreally believe hammers have a life of their own, but storing more\nthan one memory of a location or event, with distinctly different\nemotional reactions, empowers our neurons to decide just how\nimportant those memories might be for future reference, and our\nemotions don’t necessarily draw distinctions between what is organic\nand inorganic. If you are foolish enough to throw a hammer down and\nbreak your big toe, your neurons know its something you’ll never\nforget, and are merely relying on lowbrow slapstick as the default\ndecision making process. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLikewise,\npeople are not limited to thinking, feeling, or doing just one thing\nat a time and, depending on the situation, counting numbers on your\nfingers, laughing, or tickling someone can all be considered\nsimultaneously a mechanical and organic, social and anti-social\nbehavior, and a playful and contentious act. Notably, chimpanzees can\neffortlessly memorize the random order of up to nine objects flashed\non a screen, while we cannot. Memory and logic, humor and awareness,\nall appear to exchange identities, while parallel processing can\neasily substitute for a lack of memory, and vice versa, suggesting\nthat time and memory, the vague and explicit, playful and\ncontentious, are key to understanding the differences between our\nconscious and unconscious minds, with our subconscious mind more\nplayfully occupying the present and grasping more of the magic of the\nBig Picture. To some modest extent, each of us creates our own local\nreality and awareness within the vast sea of awareness and dreams,\nwhich Karl Jung famously described as the “Collective\nUnconscious”. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tJung\nwas a romantic westerner, and an academic with an institutionally\nstunted sense of humor, nonetheless, 42 being as good as it gets,\ninfers the Collective Unconscious must also express a conspicuously\nnaive, and frequently infantile, salt-of-the-earth sense of humor\nresembling that of Yogi Berra on a good day and, by default, all of\nhumanity shares the same inclusive sense of humor, that everything\norganizes around. Many claim Yogi was from a different planet,\nhowever, my own research indicates it was just another playground,\ninside his head, but in a different dimension, not of sight and\nsound. Logic is exclusive, and humor can be more playful and\ninclusive, while the fact that we have a conscious mind, and can\nperceive the existence of the Collective Unconscious at all, and that\nhumor can sometimes make more sense than logic, can all be attributed\nto our mortal fallibility, an expression of our particle-wave\nduality, and 42 being as good as it gets. Beyond mere speculation in\nthe back alleys of Vaudeville, it is now quite possible to quantify\nhumor, and establish the existence of the Collective Unconscious, and\nthe innate sense of humor that all of nature shares, thanks to\neverything expressing a universal recursion in the principle of\nidentity. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\na Goldilocks-Murphy universe, everybody has to choose what to believe\nfor themselves, so I choose to believe that, on the playground of\nlife, "We’re All Big Kids and Kids Are Great!" Everybody I\nknow who believes in instant karma agrees that Sting said it best\nwhen he sang, “We Are Spirits In the Material World”,\nwhere our journey can be never-ending, that is, right up until you\nland on your ass! Reluctant to ever leave NeverNever Land himself,\nSting is known for being a real trooper, and for having a small army\nof kids of his own, and will be the first to tell anyone that being a\nspirit in the material world means no pain, no gain, when random\nenergy can normally be thought of as flowing forward through time,\nyet, information can more often appear to flow backwards. Like\nhubcaps on a car appearing to spin backwards, when the car is\nactually moving forward. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tJung\nenigmatically described the harmony of the collective unconscious as\n“Synchronicity”, and inscrutable Asians often describe\nreality as having “Suchness” or “Isness”,\nwhile energy produces random, indeterminate, or creative noise and\nentropy. Crucially, information introduces everything else including\nnormalization, symmetry, balance, fidelity, complexity, syntropy, and\nany distinctions we make between what makes sense and doesn’t.\nThe particle-like behavior of quanta resembles wearing a blindfold\nand throwing darts at a dart board, or flipping a coin, explicitly\ndisplaying random energy, while their wave-like manifestation\nsupplies equally vague information, very much like hubcaps spinning\nbackwards, or a Russian Kachina doll begging the question of what\ngoes inside it, and exactly what are energy and information?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFinnish\nresearchers were the first to construct an autonomous version of\nMaxwell’s Demon, which sorts electrons according to their\ncharges, but without expending any energy in the process, or having\nto be told what to do. Its as if the physicists had used a microscope\nand tweezers, to quickly cobble together an otherwise quite humble\nsteampunk copper transistor, waved a magic wand over it and shouted\n“Abracadabra”, empowering their transistor to convince\nnormally unruly electrons to stop fighting amongst themselves, and to\nmake themselves more productive, by sorting out their own damned\ndifferences for a change. Their transistor resembles a famous Disney\nanimation from "Beauty and the Beast", of household mops\nand brooms dancing around on their own and cleaning the house. Of\ncourse, it doesn’t produce perpetual motion or free energy,\nnonetheless, what it provides is a stark demonstration of how the\nidentity of what is energy and information, random and orderly, can\nbecome context dependent, and how time can be viewed as flowing\nbackwards to normalize a metaphysical extreme. Thanks to 42 being as\ngood as any other explanation, their circuit has to work in order to\nensure that nothing ever quite makes perfect sense and, inexplicably,\nthe inability to clearly distinguish between what is energy and\ninformation, random and orderly, somehow makes it work more\nefficiently.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTheir\nelectrons behave similar to photons, which convey energy and\ninformation with perfect fidelity and 100% efficiency, implying the\nspeed of light in a vacuum isn’t a measure of the limitations of\nphotons themselves, but a measure of the size and magnitude of the\nuniverse, and the limits of what it is possible to convey to any\nobserver. It appears the reason light always moves at the same speed\nin a vacuum is because, from a human perspective, photons are all but\nindistinguishable from the vacuum of space itself, and can only be\nmeasured when absorbed by matter. Which makes Rindler Horizons\nequivalent to burying your nose in the bark of a specific tree, and\nthe only way to make more sense out of them is to adopt systems\nlogic, and to stop praying to the Gods of classic logic for all the\nanswers, and start paying more attention to what’s missing from this\npicture…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\ngeneral, the more energy a system contains, the more information it\ncan convey, but the overall information of the system always remains\nfar greater than any mere sum of its parts, because energy and\ninformation are interchangeable, and context dependent for their\nidentity. Its possible to think of the vacuum of space itself as pure\nenergy and information, since a perfect vacuum is impossible, and a\nvacuum will always emit virtual particles. The opposite is also true,\nand a perfect or ideal mass can be considered impossible as well,\nexplaining the event horizon of black holes, with everything in the\nuniverse slowly decaying back into the sea of virtual particles,\nwhich can be viewed as making it all possible. A recent experiment\nindicated that the weak force, or radioactive decay, may be mediated\nby virtual particles and, at close to the speed of light, even the\nnearly empty vacuum of space is equivalent to hitting a radioactive\nbrick wall, but its still up to you to decide what is an empty\nvacuum, too hot or too cold, virtual or real. The greater accuracy\nafforded by utilizing much more explicit and assertive mechanics,\nappears to be traded for the humble efficiency and enhanced\ncreativity of conveying vague information, while thermodynamics are\nconflating the identities of space and time. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAmong\nother things, it means the Pale Buddha was wrong, but he certainly\nwasn’t alone in believing that the past is only a memory, the future\nonly a dream. Instead of life being quite so simple, everything\nresembles the initial creative impetus of the Big Bang, as well as a\ndestructive Big Crunch, making both knowledge and the past inherently\ncreative, with our memories constantly changing, and the past never\nquite being the same again. Causality itself appears to express\nparticle-wave duality, making it self-organizing instead of merely\ncausal, and photons display this same behavior in the double-slit\nexperiment, by only becoming super-positioned in pairs, even if you\nuse three or more slits. As I explain as I go along, they conflate\nthe identities of space and time, syntropy and entropy, random and\nfated, local and nonlocal, energy and information, united and\ndivided, finite and infinite, context and content. Essentially,\nphotons are so humble, and outrageously efficient, that their\nefficiency prevents more than two of them from ever being in\nsuperposition, unless they occupy something like the Big Bang or a\nQuark Gluon Soup, hot enough to further conflate the identities of\nspace and time, and empower photons to occupy a higher energy state. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEnergy\nand information are progressively turning out to be interchangeable\nand, in order for us to accept reality, we must first be willing to\nembrace the dream. Particle-wave duality appears to determine how\naccurate and efficient anything we observe becomes, even on\nmacroscopic scales, making everything ultimately background\ndependent. Contrary to conventional wisdom, which is rapidly proving\nto be wrong in every way imaginable, the past can change measurably\nat extreme scales and magnitudes, with the Quantum Zeno Effect being\nan example I’ll cover in a minute, while the evidence for photons\nresisting superposition, suggests it should be possible to measure\nthe effect, in a wide variety of ways, at any temperature. It also\nmeans classic logic and physics, and even Feynman diagrams, are all\ngross over-simplifications, at least four times less complex than\nwhat we really need, and the simple way to end all the confusion\nstill driving the entire world down the toilet today, is to\nextrapolate on them, and confront modern science with its own abject\nfailure, to embrace the humor in life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tZeno’s\nphilosophy was popular for hundreds of years, and consistently drew\nlarge crowds looking for a little fun but, no matter how good he was\nwith an audience back in the day, he wouldn’t last five minutes on a\nVaudeville stage today, and his arguments contradict the evidence of\nRelativity, quantum mechanics, and calculus, because time is not a\nstupid machine that obeys classic logic, and conventional wisdom is\ngarbage so, of course, I tell people to, "Get Over It Already!"\nHalf the damned planet has insisted since the dawn of agriculture\nthat time is not a stupid machine you can windup and calibrate in HG\nWell’s basement, and even Newton knew something was fundamentally\nwrong with his theory of motion, but he had neither the mathematics\nnor the technology to investigate further. Modern science might as\nwell debate whether they have shoved their heads in the sand further\nthan the next guy and, among all the other groups slowly coming round\nto the dawning realization of the situation, that ALL THEIR\nMETAPHYSICS ARE GARBAGE for examining the Big Picture, Information\ntheory encountered the same issue, upon discovering a flat out\ncontradiction in the categories they use for different types of\ninformation. Butt, its the simple shit that always gets you and,\nunderstandably, researchers remain reluctant to seriously attempt to\nprove that they are all full of crap, and 42 is as good as it gets.\nSince they’re still being paid to insist their own contradictions\nmake more sense than anyone else’s, and academics struggle to laugh\nand use a dictionary, its best just to humor them. Their families may\ndepend on their income.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAfter\ndigging deep to get the real dirt, many archaeologists and\nanthropologists have come to believe, human languages evolved so\npeople could tell lies and bullshit more often, while the inventions\nof beer and arithmetic are what made modern civilization possible!\nAmong animals, dogs also seem to uniquely comprehend our lies and\nbullshit, and are quite capable of lying themselves. Explaining why\nthey have evolved alongside humanity, and are widely considered man’s\nbest friend, yet are never to be trusted around food. For the most\npart, the only mathematics anyone has ever had to work with, since\nthe dawn of agriculture, all assume time is some sort of Rube\nGoldberg device and, today, they’re all based on 2,000 year old\nmetaphysics, that have been integrated into countless cultures, make\na lot of money, and explicitly reject any alternatives. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThese\nhave been systematically abused, by the wealthy and the mainstream,\nto suppress any evidence to the contrary, and to suppress the\ndevelopment of the required linguistic analysis and mathematics, to\nmake more sense out of their own Three Stooges slapstick, which\nenforces see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Galileo could have\nbeen imprisoned as a debtor, when the faculty cut his budget. The\nidiots can protest all they want, but Three Stooges slapstick is\nrather easy to document, especially when money is involved, and they\nmight as well spit in the wind. All of the formal logics, including\nAristotelian, assume time is some sort of machine, because it makes\nmoney to assume time makes some sort of sense and, of course, nobody\nhas had any really worthwhile alternatives. You could say, in Babylon\nthe money always takes on a life of its own, precisely because\neveryone treats time like a money making machine, and instant karma’s\ngonna getcha every time baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNevertheless,\nall of that is about to change, once we finally have the mathematics,\nroughly four times more complex, which will make it possible to\nautomate instant karma, and leverage more of the magic of the\nuniverse on a daily basis, to help save the planet, starting\nyesterday. And, to salvage what little is left of humanity’s dignity\non the playground of life. People can make all the outrageous claims\nthey want about magic or karma but, for example, the sociological\nevidence suggests that it is now common knowledge, that the easiest\nway to live longer is to pay it forward more often. Entire economies\nhave been documented among poor communities, where everyone struggles\nto pay it forward to each other, fully aware that it will extend\ntheir lives, and actually giving them a little something extra in the\nway of social benefits, can improve their health if they use it to\npay it forward. Once, an old woman practically drag me off the\nstreets, seeing that I was homeless, just so she could give me a cup\nof tea, which was all she could afford. The elderly will often donate\nmore to charity, frequently calculating exactly how much they believe\nit will cost to live noticeably longer, while those raised in\nextended families show similar benefits, lending new meaning to "We\nAre A Family!" Some are now suggesting that humans, and other\nanimals such as elephants, live longer because their elderly provide\nvital support for the next generation, with grandparents being famous\nfor spoiling their grandchildren. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPart\nof paying it forward is creating a network of people, who keep each\nother more honest, and inspire one another to perform greater deeds,\nand instant karma can be considered part of the world economy that,\nthus far, has mysteriously escaped the attention of academics, the\nbanks, and Wall Street, but is about to be automated, with\nunpredictable results. Even the current accepted Game Theory\nillustrates how businesses thrive by paying it forward, not only\nproviding good services and prices, but by being friendly, and making\na personal connection with their customers and business partners.\nKarma is all about the customer being right, and giving customers\nmore choices, by incorporating more humor, if that’s what customers\nwant. Playground lynch mobs will attack anything, but are as dumb as\na bag of rocks, making automating instant karma an easy way to\ndiscourage their mindless nonsense, while promoting greater harmony,\nwhich can be considered the magic of life itself and instant karma in\naction. The One Greater Truth being that the truth may only be\nshared, ensuring the good guys win more often, and the meek shall\ninevitably inherit the playground, whether any damned objects or not!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhile\nthat might sound like a child’s fantasy, existence itself can be\nconsidered a gift from out of the blue, something nobody ever did a\ndamned thing to deserve, and yet another miracle to believe in, that\nensures everyone always pays it forward in the end, or pays the\nprice! The idea that life is merely a dog-eat-dog affair contradicts\nall the evidence, that humanity hasn’t killed themselves yet and, if\nits merely a choice between pointless nightmares and infantile\nfantasies, I’ll take fantasies any day! As I explain throughout this\nbook, the same yin-yang push-pull dynamics that empower quanta to\nteleport all over the place, manifest on macroscopic scales in\ndifferent ways, and whether you want to call it a blessing or a curse\nis up to you, but magic and karma are about to become as personal as\nit gets, when they’re integrated into all of our technology, and can\nexplain how our own immune and reproductive systems work. Personally,\nI’m hoping to use magic words to teach academics how to use\ndictionaries, but I’m not very optimistic. Contrary to popular\nopinion, time isn’t a stupid machine, and magic never requires any\ndamned fool to believe in magic, anymore than humor does, and is\nsynonymous with life itself, and expresses the Butterfly Effect more\noften, than would be the case in a strictly causal universe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nvarieties of recognized formal logics can be compared to the classic\nIndian tale of, "The Seven Blind Men", all arguing that\nthere is no elephant in the room because, in the country of the\nblind, acknowledging the existence of the elephant is considered bad\nfor business. Unfortunately, the race for AI is about to destabilize\nthe entire world economy, by exposing the simple fact that all of\ntheir formal logics fall apart in predictable ways, and only\nsuperficially reflect reality, which obeys yin-yang push-pull\ndynamics, that require sharing your words and playing nice on the\nplayground. For example, as a result it should be possible to produce\na modified version of classic logic and physics, that reflects\nobservations better than Newtonian mechanics and Relativity\nthemselves, and the same is true for any formal logic or metaphysics.\nTreating time as if it were merely a machine is the equivalent of\nburying your nose in the bark of a particular tree and, although it\nmay sometimes improve your overall accuracy and make money, its at\nthe cost of efficiency, and any ability to see the forest through the\ntrees, while the evidence suggests that what we require is a\nparadoxical formulation of the Lorentz Transformation expressed as\nthe emotional-logic of Intuitionistic mathematics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tUsing\nvague metaphors such as emotional-logic, its possible to catch at\nleast a glimpse of the overall symmetry of particle-wave duality,\nwhich classic logic oh so convently excludes, and possible to\ndemonstrate how classic logic inevitably falls apart, becoming either\ngrossly inefficient, or downright counterproductive, requiring\nsystems logics to describe what remains observable. Classic logic is\nexclusive but, according to the physical evidence, classic logic\ninevitably transforms into more inclusive, vague, and even\nparadoxical metaphors, sometimes humorous ones, requiring\nemotion-logic that can incorporate time as more background and\nobserver dependent. Additionally, suggesting that Boyle’s Law\ncan be extrapolated to express both thermodynamics and the laws of\nmotion, as a broader four fold self-organizing system that displays\nparticle-wave duality, and can be formulated as dimension squeezing\nwave mechanics. I try to squeeze a lot of simplified technobabble\ninto the next several paragraphs, so bear with me. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nthermodynamics, the precision with which it is possible to change the\nstate of something, such as bringing a pot of water to a boil,\nincreases in proportion to the energy required to change its state,\nwhich is just another way to say that the more humble anything\nbecomes, or the smaller the pot of water, the more efficient but,\nalso, the less accurate and more random behavior it will exhibit.\nAtoms and molecules are commonly thought of as changing rapidly in\nrandom ways, like a cartoon speeding up the action while, on the\nother hand, we perceive our macroscopic world and even the night sky\nas much less cartoonish and changing slower, reflecting how easy it\nis for us to make meaningful distinctions. Together, the two extremes\nexpress the parallax of one and the same, vague and explicit,\nparticle-wave duality that everything in nature shares, with\ncartoonish atoms and molecules combining to create the all too real\nconcrete beneath our feet, trading one extreme for another. The issue\nis not whether it is better to be vague or explicit, but that we\nrequire both in order to make such distinctions, and the two form\ntheir own context and content, making them ultimately\nindistinguishable. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAs\nwe shift our focus to smaller and larger contexts, you could say,\neach individual constantly squeezes different dimensions of reality\nand, in wave mechanics, what is a wave and what is an amplifier, what\nis the map and what is the territory, what is the greater context and\nwhat are its humble contents, what the hell is moving and what the\nfuck is not… always remains context dependent, as does whether we\neven perceive any waves or amplifiers to exist at all. In my opinion,\nwhether everything is relative just depends on who you ask, but\nmountains can be described as both slow moving waves, or as\namplifiers that determine local weather patterns, and if you live in\nthe path of landslides your concerns are somewhat different, from\nsomeone flying overhead in an airplane and hitting turbulence unless,\nof course, your particular mountain happens to be an active volcano!\nTidal waves travel largely under the surface, and you may not even\nnotice one until it hits the shore, while rogue waves are inverted\ntidal waves that can travel for hundreds of miles above the surface\nwithout collapsing, and whether you see one coming at you as a\nblessing or a curse just depends on the observer. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ntallest known mountain in the Solar system is the 50 mile high\nOlympus Mons, so tall that it sticks right out of the Martian\natmosphere altogether, but its grade is so shallow you would have to\nuse something like marbles, in order to figure out if you are walking\nuphill or downhill. Even whether a mountain exists at all, depends on\nthe observer and, from the point of view of an astronaut in orbit,\nthey all move faster than a speeding bullet. Every territory provides\nits own thermodynamic maps and, for example, a pot in which you boil\nwater will, in turn, eventually boil in the heart of a star, as the\nbroader context demands ever greater expanding contexts, which we\nmere mortals can perceive as expressing the overlapping symmetries,\nof four infantile root metaphors and rudimentary fractal patterns,\nwhich are repeated over vast scales and magnitudes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tGoldilocks\nruling the universe means that, for all practical purposes,\neverything has a changing symmetry, a measurable temperature, and an\nunfolding story, which it shares with the rest of the universe, while\nthe temperature of space-time is “just right”, and one\nway in which the identity of energy and information, space and time,\nsymmetry and asymmetry, temperature and motion can all be conflated,\nensuring that, 42 is as good an answer as anybody’s ever gonna get.\nEverything should also express Parallax and the Butterfly Effect,\nmore often than would be the case in a metaphysical universe and,\nstatistically speaking, there should be more results in physics and\nastronomy that are “just right" and, of course, these\nshould collectively tell the story of life in a Goldilocks universe.\nSoliton waves, such as phonons and rogue waves, can express nonlinear\neffects and the resilience of complex systems and, in this life, you\ntake harmony wherever you can get it, and work with what ya got,\nwhile the story of Goldilocks is now poised to redefine Numerology\nand Astrology forever, as requiring infantile mathematical comedy.\nWave mechanics are generally much easier to work with than\nalternative models, and extremely compatible with vague metaphors,\nwhile quantum criticality experiments have already established that\nnonlinear cascade effects, or crap rolling downhill, can be quantized\nand self-organizing. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRecently,\nan experiment revealed that, contrary to long held conventional\nwisdom, introducing the right aharmonic stochastic resonance, into\nany sensor, can make it much more sensitive than eliminating noise\naltogether. Suggesting that modern physics has largely ignored analog\nlogic and nonlinear effects, in favor of their idiotic common sense.\nA car with bad shocks bouncing up and down wildly is an example of\naharmonic stochastic resonance, and the difference in performance is\nnot tiny by any stretch of the imagination. Our televisions,\ncomputers, and cellphones should all be as much as 10,000x more\nefficient and, given the opportunity, Galileo might chastise them all\nfor being complete idiots, who should have figured this kind of crap\na century ago. The newest theory of quantum thermodynamics, indicates\nthat entropy has no demonstrable meaning outside of what is useful,\nfor each observer, meaning whether we consider aharmonic stochastic\nresonance to convey noise or meaningful content, also remains\ndependent on the observer. Simply using two inputs and outputs, that\nconflate the identity of what is noise and information, you can\nleverage better Monty Carlo statistics and quantum mechanics, and\nprove that "Garbage In, Garbage Out", remains observer and\ncontext dependent, and rewrite Von Neumann as a comedy-drama, that\ntrades efficiency for accuracy, and pies-in-the-face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tComplicating\nan already awkward situation, physicists have also discovered that\nquantum information obeys negative probabilities, and thermodynamic\nstochastic probabilities, and not Shannon entropy. Hinting that\nBohr’s legacy has been to lead the charge of the entire physics\ncommunity down the prime rose path to an enormous pie-in-the-face, in\njust about every way imaginable, and I can’t wait to see the\nexpressions on their faces when they figure it out, because its not\neven remotely like the way they’ve been trained to think, and\nI’ve anticipated this day for decades… With any luck, I’m hoping\nsome of the idiots will read this, become incensed, then gag on their\nown crap when the truth comes out. Until then, it also means Boyle’s\nLaw should express the symmetry of the four infantile root metaphors,\nor subsets of emotional-logic, that can be used to describe how the\nstrong equivalences, of General Relativity, humorously transform into\nincredibly vague Bullshit Fuzzy Logic, displaying both organic and\nmechanical behavior and, ironically, making more sense out of quantum\nmechanics, and the Simultaneity Paradox of Relativity, as both\nreflecting our own mortal fallibility. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThat’s\na lot of technobabble, but it Boyle’s down to essentially, “I\nstink, therefore I am a miracle of life, while Descartes did some of\nhis best thinking on the toilet!” As absurd as that might\nsound, and easy to dismiss as entirely meaningless, what this entire\nbook carefully illustrates, in great detail, with its Bullshit Fuzzy\nLogic and incredibly vague cloying metaphors, is how a context\nwithout any meaningful content is a demonstrable contradiction. You\ncan protest all you want and claim that some things are entirely\nmeaningless but, the harder you protest, the more meaning you lend\nanything, and the more frequently the greater context, in any given\nsituation, will determine the identity of its own contents, often in\nthe form of a cheerful pie-in-the-face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\ncentury of empirical evidence all indicates that modern science is\nabout to destroy modern science, possibly with the latest and\ngreatest technology they invent, while protesting the entire time\nthat jokes, dictionaries, and magic are all meaningless nonsense, and\nonly logic and reason can save us from ourselves. Which is also why\neverything on the smallest and largest of scales can be considered\nself-organizing around what’s missing from this picture.\nIncluding the ongoing stupidity of the physics community which,\nnonetheless, should eventually redefine the modern sciences by\nstatistically establishing that, despite centuries of evidence to\ncontrary, "In a Goldilocks universe, shit happens and crap rolls\ndownhill, but only because the most interesting things always grow\nout of manure…"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAny\nclaims that God has no sense of humor, or that life is entirely\nmeaningless, are now being challenged by a century of discoveries, in\nboth the physical and cognitive sciences, whether they wanna\nchallenge them or not! One electron is entirely random, while a few\ntrillion of them are incredibly predictable, and the two extremes\ncombined express the harmony of the paradox of our existence, shit\nhappening, synchronicity, or what physicists call quantum\nentanglement: Where futures past converge within the all encompassing\nnexus, of the timeless ever present moment, and what happens in Vegas\nstays in Vegas, which usually only lasts about 30 seconds if you are\nlucky anyway, and is never to be confused with a senior moment.\nEinstein famously said, “Imagination is more important than\nknowledge” and, ironically, shit always happening is why\nimagination remains oh so much more important, thus, ensuring both\nthe reproduction of the species, and that wonder remains the\nbeginning of all wisdom. Whenever our lives might become totally\noverwhelming, and nothing seems to make a damned bit of sense, what\nwe do not know and cannot know can easily garner all of our remaining\nattention and, much more frequently, can make all the difference in\nthe world, especially when examining the Big Picture, whenever the\nlight bulb suddenly comes on, or not, while photons provide one of\nthe better documented examples in physics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPhotons\nquantum tunnel in under two atto-seconds, or billionths of billionths\nof a second, and are almost instantly absorbed and emitted by\nelectrons, but photons have no discernible identity of their own, and\nare merely identified by their mysterious ability to convey energy\nand information, faster than anything else, and with perfect fidelity\nand efficiency. As if photons were actually the invisible messengers\nof the Gods, or the Road Runner that no camera or coyote can capture.\nField Theory describes them as incredibly vague ripples in “fields”\nrelated to Einstein’s rubber sheets, but if either the fields\nor the photons have any properties of their own, independent of the\nenergy and information they convey, nobody has been able to measure\nthem. Mathematically speaking, photons appear to experience\nisomorphic space-time, where neither time nor distance has any\nmeaning, making photons a humanly inconceivable mathematical\nabstraction, as if they represent Platonic Ideals, while space-time\nitself is the exact opposite, and has a temperature, and is expanding\nWillie Nellie, like a four dimensional pot of boiling water, but\nnobody has ever directly measured the Elysian Fields of Dreams,\nvirtual particles, or any properties of photons themselves, and the\ntemperature of space-time is not what the Standard Theory suggests…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\ngeneral, the more humble anything becomes, the more hollow, tiny,\nround, featureless, characterless, bland, tasteless, dull, trivial,\ninsignificant, out of style, easily overlooked, easily lost, easily\ndismissed, and just as quickly forgotten, the more efficient anything\ncan become at conveying light, heat, energy, and information, which\nis also how any humble pie-in-the-face works! Enigmatic shy photons\nseem to obey Maxwell’s equations, and electromagnetism has\nproven to be proportional to temperature, which is a measure of\ncollective behavior, just as magnetism is a measure of collective\nbehavior, so you could say the circumference of a black hole’s\nevent horizon modestly describes its temperature and charge as\nproportional, or “just right” for its mass.\nUnceremoniously, the principle of identity vanishes entirely down the\ngravity well, along with any photons looking for some action in the\nnext universe, as if someone had flushed the toilet, and resembling\nthe Big Bang itself having no apparent original cause. Similarly,\nphotons are so enigmatic, that their mathematics and experiments\nimply they could possibly be indistinguishable from the same shadows\nthey cast, indicating that they’re almost entirely background or\ncontext dependent for any kind of demonstrable identity, and can\nnonsensically be described as simultaneously random and fated. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWith\nthe exception of their shared proportions, neither mass, charge,\ntemperature, nor inertia provides any sort of superior reference\npoint for how to measure each other, by international standards,\nwhile with event horizons, gravity, virtual particles, and photons,\neach observer must decide for themselves whether there is anything\nthere at all! Black holes can be considered proof that shit keeps\nhappening and crap rolls downhill, but only because the most\ninteresting things always grow out of manure. Event horizons\nthemselves have no apparent cause, because the surprises never do\nstop coming in a Goldilocks universe, where anything can be\nconsidered a humble-pie-in-the-face, and, sometimes, shit happens and\nevents may occasionally appear to justify themselves. Frequently\nthought of as the universe’s heat pumps that spread all the\nlove around, the Big Bang being just right, means you should be able\nto use a toilet for a model as well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSwearing\nthat he never did drugs, while pounding down a beer in a local bar,\nFrank Zappa famously sang, “You are what you is, and that’s\nall it tis!” Empty space isn’t totally empty, but its\nempty enough and transparent enough that, theoretically, light can\ncross the entire universe, from the Big Bang to the Big Crunch, and\nnever notice anything happened. Energy and information that never\nchange, go everywhere and nowhere conveyed by anonymous photons that\nICE is still searching for, and which accomplish everything and\nnothing over a single instant spanning all of eternity, could\npossibly be a Zen koan, politically motivated, reality TV, or\n“Particle Man”, the newest Marvel Superhero! Even\nassuming they are all red-shifted to nothing, their inertia still\nimpacts the expansion of the universe, as if they represented the\ninvisible hand of God, hiding in plain sight. However, time behaving\nrandomly, or more often appearing to flow backwards to normalize the\npast, would eliminate just such unfathomable metaphysical and\nconceptual extremes, but at the cost of everything progressively\nbecoming indeterminate, at extreme scales and magnitudes, including\nthe past and the future. For example, whether the universe ends in a\nBig Crunch or a Heat Death would remain a mystery, and the further\nour telescopes manage to peer into the universe the more organic,\nmagical, and downright inexplicable and unidentifiable everything we\nobserve should become, as if, even from above the earth’s\natmosphere, the stars are literally winking down upon us, urging us\never onward and higher, like the damned Cheshire Cat grinning and\ntwitching its tail!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhen\nabsorbed, photons become indistinguishable from the rest mass of the\nelectron because, other than being humble enough to convey energy and\ninformation from point A to point B, the photon has no known\nindependent identity of its own. If photons have an independent\nidentity, it is faster than a speeding bullet and nobody in the\nTwilight Zone can get a decent photograph of their license plates,\nwhile the gravity and inertia of massive bodies are merely identified\nas occupying the geometric center of the body, as if they were\nunidentifiable singularities, or the Finnish researchers had waved\ntheir magic wand again. The mathematics suggest photons have inertial\nmass, and not rest mass, but the rest mass of an electron is over a\nthousand times greater, and we know the math doesn’t describe\neverything, meaning that its impossible to say if photons are\nactually composed of rest mass or pure energy, since nobody has ever\nbeen able to clearly identity either photons or rest mass. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tField\ntheory remains our most useful mathematical description of them, but\nis also the most incredibly vague and abstract, and nobody can\nidentify either photons or mass clearly, with mass coming in more\nthan one quantum variety, and Relativistic Chemistry now appearing\npoised to rewrite all of the textbooks. Consequently, it is possible\nto produce photonic-matter in the laboratory that resembles both, as\nif they form a spectrum, and physicists are still discovering other\nunique forms of matter, that nobody predicted in their newly\nestablished model of 500 states of matter. To the dismay of\nphysicists everywhere, over the last few decades, it has started to\nbecome painfully obvious that mass, energy, and the entire particle\nzoo, all melt into one another like a Jackson Pollock painting, when\nphysicists would much rather prefer to play with Legos than finger\npaints, and what we require for a better perspective, is for Captain\nNemo to undertake a Fantastic Voyage, in a nanoscopic Yellow\nSubmarine, while I feel certain the French are already secretly\npreparing a ship, and soliciting volunteers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nmysterious action-at-a-distance of gravity, and the inconceivable\nevent horizon of a black hole, suddenly make a great deal more sense,\nonce you realize every single model is wrong, every single theory\nleads to a dead-end, every branch of the sciences has steadily\npainted themselves into their own distinctive corner of "Theoretical\nLimbo", with no real hope of ever reconciling their differences,\nwhile nobody can even identify humble photons or mass, with one\nphysicist I know comparing quanta to “Pixies With Attitude!”\nRecently, as if the pixies or mama nature were tweaking their noses,\nresearchers discovered that one type of quasi particle has the exact\nsame properties as an electron, and you can choose which one to call\nthe real electron, while others have shown that light can form its\nown version of matter. If light only travels at one speed in a\nvacuum, it appears that massive bodies move independently slower than\nlight, while collectively moving faster than light, indicating that\neach observer must always decide for themselves whether anything is\nrandom or fated, energy or information, because bullshit is all we\nare ever going to get in the final analysis. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tConsequently,\nthe mathematics for quantum mechanics should prove to be context\ndependent, and equally accurate and precise, whether you assume that\neverything is random or fated. Explaining why Relativity is roughly\nas accurate as quantum mechanics are precise, as the result of the\ntwo theories combined expressing particle-wave duality, and\nsuggesting that 42 is as good as it gets. Conceivably, gravity’s\nmysterious action-at-a-distance, reflects the faster than light\ncollective motions of mass and inertia, and the reason we see the\nother half of the universe accelerating away from us, faster than\nlight, is due to Dimension Squeezing causing motion to become\nprogressively indistinguishable from radiant heat, and context\ndependent for its identity, depending on how extreme the scale or\nmagnitude. Continuously emitting virtual particles, space-time itself\ninevitably becomes indistinguishable from a radioactive radiator, and\nwhat is hot and cold, local and nonlocal, context and content,\nbecomes a matter of opinion, and is enough to make Zeno give up\nphilosophy altogether, watching quanta teleport all over the place.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tGravity\nappears to conflate the identity of heat and motion, explaining why\nthe speed of light is the speed limit in a vacuum, and why absolute\nzero temperature is impossible, as simply reflecting how everything\ninevitably displays the same explicit energy, and vague information,\nof particle-wave duality. Just as absolute zero temperature is the\nexplicit lower limit for how cold anything can get, the speed of\nlight vaguely represents how hot anything can get, relative to the\nrest of the universe, while scales and magnitudes determine whether\nwe perceive anything as an independent moving body, that obeys the\narrow of time, or as raw energy that, for all practical purposes,\nmerely expresses a temperature. We can’t really imagine God\ncreating a rock so big that even he can’t pick it up and,\napparently, we cannot imagine, much less measure, anything in our\nuniverse that is either too hot or too cold, too fast or too slow,\ntoo big or too small. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOn\nan urgent mission to find new sources of Latex and Spandex, for an\nupcoming Federation Celebration, upon exploring the, as yet,\nUncharted Depths of the Disturbingly Disruptive, Deplorably\nDegenerate and, altogether too frequently, Foolishly Fatuous, and\nFraudulently Flatulent, Far Fetched Side of the Universe,\nnonetheless, even when moving at Warp 9, the USS Enterprise is just\nanother blip in the Cosmic Microwave Background on your late night TV\nscreen, so do not attempt to adjust the picture. Tone deaf,\nstarry-eyed, insomniac radio astronomers, who’re all romantics and\ndevise their own limericks, instead of attempting to sing, have\ndiscovered that the Fine Structure Constant increases slightly in one\ndirection, and decreases when they point their telescopes in the\nopposite direction, even when they’re sober! Which is quite likely\namong the first serious hints that everything inevitably displays the\nsymmetry of particle-wave duality, including the physical constants.\nAnd, that what we are documenting is a universal recursion in the\nprinciple of identity, for which the planned LISA gravity wave\ntelescope may provide much more compelling evidence…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHalf\nof everything ultimately turning out to be random, inexplicable,\nThree Stooges slapstick, just right, or composed of the Elysian\nFields of Dreams, Rubber Sheets, or Ping Pong Balls depending on who\nyou ask, means the identity of what is moving and what is actually\ncausing everything to move, what is the specific cause we can blame\nand what might be repercussions, must be conflated in extreme\nsituations. The gravity and inertia of massive bodies can therefore\nbe described as, quite possibly, explicit localized manifestations of\nthe same inexplicable ability of unidentifiable humble photons to,\nmysteriously defy the passage of time and the endless depths of\nspace, conveying energy and information with perfect fidelity and\n100% efficiency. Existence as we know it could all be done with blue\nsmoke and mirrors, or invisible pixies but, mathematically speaking\nagain, photons don’t appear to experience our universe as\nchanging unless they occupy matter, while matter doesn’t seem\nto change without the energy and information that photons convey,\nbegging the question as to whether anything is actually changing or\nfated, united or divided, unionized pixies or blue smoke and mirrors.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDue\nto all of our theories requiring higher dimensions, and photons not\nexperiencing the passage of time, or having any sort of clear\nidentity of their own, whether photons are actually moving at all, or\nthe rest of the universe revolves around photons in higher\ndimensions, becomes entirely a matter of opinion! Note that photons\nresemble common viruses, which are incredibly tiny, and biologists\nonly consider them to be alive when they occupy a living host, as if\nphotons are so humble and efficient, we can only observe them in\naction, when they pay it forward, like Don Juan Casanova, suggesting\nphotons could be composed of quantized time itself, or Elvis has left\nthe building faster than his pistols. Viruses are commonly thought of\nas diseases, but are utterly dependent on other organisms for their\nown evolution, and are also crucial to the continuing evolution of\neverything else on the planet, as if viruses are similar to photons,\nand don’t just cause sunburn, and are actually working in the\nbackground to make life as we know it possible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWater\nBears are another tiny critter, little Mighty Mites, commonly found\nworking in the background to make life as we know it possible.\nThey’re extremely resilient, and can curl up and hibernate, and even\nsurvive in the vacuum of space for short periods but, shooting them\nat targets has confirmed that they could never survive re-entry from\norbit. So, those of us with allergies can all sleep better at night,\nknowing we’re safe from an invasion of, "Exploding Bear Mites\nFrom Space!" However, when one was discovered frozen in the\nAntarctic and dated at a million years old, it started jumping around\nwhen they thawed it out, begging the question of whether a virus can\nstill be considered alive when it occupies a "Frozen Bear Mite\nFrom Space", and whether Schrodinger’s Cat requires\nrefrigeration, and a flea collar. Likewise, the extreme anonymity of\ngravity resembles that of photons which occupy space, but don’t\nexperience the passage of time, and don’t seem to possess any\nkind of clear independent spatial identity of their own, implying\ninertia may be a distortion of gravity, or folded space-time but,\npast a certain point, you just have to decide for yourself what is\nspace and what is time, hot or cold, bearable or unbearable…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCurrent\ntheories all suggest photons convey the forces of nature, but whether\nphotons themselves are actually particles, or an unrecognized force\nof nature, remains a matter of opinion, when nobody has actually\nmeasured photons themselves, and the more things change, the more\nthey stay the same, trading explicit random energy, for incredibly\nvague and implicit information because, of course, mama nature just\nloves to tease everyone. Physicists have searched for a fifth\nsuperforce that combines them or, "One Ring To Bind Them All!"\nAnd, photons appear to be a candidate, but only because nobody can\nidentify them clearly, and playing chameleon is possibly another of\nthe accomplishments of the pixies, who are currently working off\nBroadway. More importantly for the rest of us, the clearer any\ndistinctions anybody can draw between gravity and inertia, space and\ntime, energy and information, the slower and more inefficient\neverything and everyone around us becomes in specific ways, yet,\neverything still obeys the same bizarre, self-organizing and\nself-correcting, Bullshit Fuzzy Logic that, somehow, appears to\nmagically transcend space and time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAt\nthe bottom of the thermometer scale, inside the tiniest quiet pond,\nthat still remains easily observable in the laboratory, hovering at\njust a few scant degrees above absolute zero, the Quantum Zeno Effect\ncan be seen in a watched pot of entangled quanta, that will never\nboil or change in any way whatsoever, so long as you keep peeking at\nit, at just the right moment. As if God is playing peek-a-boo with\nour heads or, perhaps, time passes differently for every observer,\nand each of us occupies our own Spooky Twilight Zone Spacy-Time Zone,\nbut its so subtle hardly anybody ever notices, or nobody ever\nbelieves them. Normally, quanta never cease zipping all over the\nplace, as if playing dead is the best the pixies can manage for any\nlength of time but, due to union rules, they demand you tell them a\nbedtime story, or they won’t go to sleep. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEntangled\nquanta painfully demonstrate how time can be observed flowing\nbackwards, to normalize a metaphysical extreme, while changing the\npast measurably for even outside observers, by trading explicit\nlocalized energy, for incredibly vague information about reality as\nwe know it. The ability to stop time altogether, in a given location,\nis the ability to change the past measurably, and implies that the\nBig Picture, or the greater context in any given situation, somehow,\nultimately determines the identity of its own contents. Explaining\nwhy entangled quanta are normally so exquisitely sensitive to the\nslightest outside disturbance, as the result of their being largely\nbackground dependent, ensuring the pies-in-the-face never do stop\ncoming, and can assume infinite dimensions…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nmicron sized polystyrene bead, suspended above a heat sink by optical\ntweezers, or peepers, was used to demonstrate how time can be\nobserved flowing backwards, on macroscopic scales, suggesting that\nthe arrow of time, temperature, and efficiency, all scale along with\nthe complexity of whatever the hell is being observed. Schrodinger’s\nCat would have a better chance of being caught indiscreetly flaunting\nthe fact that it is simultaneously dead and alive, and both socially\nacceptable and unacceptable, if it were the size of a subatomic\nparticle and around absolute zero temperature, only because the\nextreme context can more easily appear to magically determine the\nidentity of its own barely measurable contents. Similar to a context\ndependent gestalt where, no matter how closely we examine anything,\nwe ourselves must always decide whether the context even has any\nmeaningful content, while the cat can be considered paradoxically\nalready dead and alive, or entangled with the universe, on vacation\nfrom reality, and grinning from ear to ear like the Cheshire Cat.\nReminding us all, that we are ever so much greater and, oh so much\nmore humble, than many among us will ever care to imagine.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAn\nanalogy would be that everything looks increasingly fractal and\npixelated at smaller scales and lower temperatures, simply because\nthere is less information to be gleaned about their individual\nidentities and, as a result, everything more conspicuously displays\nthe Two Faces of Janus, or the Face of God whom none may look upon\nand remember in all his glory. Normally, we think of objects as\nhaving fairly clear independent identities of their own, but a black\nhole is a macroscopic example of an object with a minimalistic\nidentity, with the result that its event horizon can’t even be\nlabeled as a “surface”, never requires dusting, and\nremains humanly inconceivable as anything more than a fantasy, or a\nvague abstraction, making it comparable to the Face of God. Many have\nsuggested that everything is made of black holes, but that doesn’t\nexplain any better what black holes, photons, virtual particles,\nevent horizons, or space-time is actually made of, and it doesn’t\naccount for why nothing makes any damned sense, when viewed in\nextreme contexts… Except to suggest once again, that what we are\ndocumenting is a universal recursion in the principle of identity\nand, as physicists like to say, “It’s Turtles All The Way\nDown Baby!” Dr Seuss was right all along! And, the more\ngeometric or causal our models have become on the smallest of scales,\nthe more they resemble garbage, noise, or a black hole evaporating,\nas if information itself is vanishing down the rabbit hole, and\nSchrodinger’s Cat was the Cat in the Hat all along, and secretly in\nleague with the Pixies on union business!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBlack\nholes are holes in space that don’t have a specific shape and,\nits believed, two black holes will sort of morph into one another\nlike so much invisible Jell-O poured into a four dimensional mold, or\n“The Blob That Ate NYC!” We can still say a black hole\nis more or less round, but nobody can prove it, and they could all be\nBorg Cubes for all I know while, without a clear shape or even a\nsurface, its difficult to describe black holes as being independent\nobjects, when they act more like a force of nature, created by alien\ninvaders from the ninth dimension, no doubt, as a convenient way to\nassimilate the Borg, for Latex and Spandex, they can sell on the\nblack market. If anything, its easy to see how black holes are\nlargely background dependent for their very identity, and\noutrageously efficient, just as even more enigmatic photons are 100%\nefficient. Using round wheels makes our cars go downhill faster, and\nwheels all tend to look the same, and the most boring wheels are the\nmost efficient ones but, in a black hole, wheels just slow you down,\nand photons are as fast as it gets, due to union rules again. With\nblack holes, you can measure how a given volume of space can be\ntraded for efficiency, without violating union rules. Time stops\nentirely for photons, ensuring they always reach their destination\nahead of time, and can relate to the event horizons of black holes,\nwhich embody their union motto, "What Comes Around, Goes\nAround!" Making black holes that consume mass and energy\ndifficult to ignore yet, when lost in the vast empty regions of\nspace, where its difficult to unionize, also extremely difficult to\ndetect, as they hover around the same temperature as the vacuum of\nspace itself, which is the only bullshit left available to hide\nbehind. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLost\nIn Space, Black Holes Ain’t Nothing But Mud Holes! Rather than\nfreeing up space and eliminating unwanted dead weight, black holes\nare holes without any geometry, yet they can add unwanted weight and\ntake up space. In a black hole, or a mud hole, you always have too\nmuch time and space on your hands, making them simultaneously\nsomething and nothing, quite useful and totally useless, and as\ndramatic and humble as it gets, a profound irreconcilable mystery,\nthat might inspire the nightmares and visions of dieters, sinners,\nand saints alike, and a cosmic joke of the Goldilocks Principle of\nMurphy’s Law variety. Their low entropy, or lack of clearly\nidentifiable content, causes them to resemble the monsters in our\nclosets, the same way our own shadow might creep us out or make us\nlaugh hysterically. Kids ask me about black holes all the time, but\nthey’re always disappointed when I tell them, comprehending the\nmany deeper mysteries of black holes, requires working on your sense\nof humor and, theoretically, there’s a punch line in there\nsomewhere…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMuddy\nwaters cannot hide, the spark within that cannot die, for the shadow\nyet remains but the memory of the eternal light, even in a vacuum.\n(Duh!) What ordinarily makes perfect sense, can make no damned sense\nwhatsoever when viewed in extreme metaphysical contexts, while the\nmore vague, tautological, self-contradictory, and reliant upon\nsymmetry alone, that all of our more advanced mathematics, logic,\ngeometry, and physics have become, the more outrageously efficient\nand widely applicable as well. Illustrating how energy and\ninformation constantly exchange identities, empowering the greater\ncontext to determine how efficient anything we observe becomes,\nincluding any Institutionalized Three Stooges slapstick. Quantum\nMechanics are incredibly reliable, but only for calculating quantum\nmechanics, and I wouldn’t attempt to use them for cooking dinner if\nyou’re in a hurry while, being so simple, Three Stooges slapstick can\neasily be applied to almost any situation, but always remain every\nbit as context dependent for their reliability. Particle-wave duality\ncan be considered evidence that synergy and syntropy are indivisible\nyin and yang, expressing how scales and magnitudes transform into one\nanother, sometimes dramatically… while quantum entanglement can be\ndescribed as the “Creative Harmony”, or the “Ground\nState”, of the universe’s continuing expansion, the magic\nof life itself, or what Leibniz described as the "Life-Force"\nof the universe, what more fatalistic Relativity describes as the\n"Simultaneity Paradox", and the Taoists call Wu Wei Wu and\nChi, or Chinese for, "What’s Missing From This Picture."<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNeither\na random, backwards, or fated universe makes more than the most\nsuperficial abstract sense, suggesting that the self-evident arrow of\ntime is merely what we can wrap our heads around by default and,\nagain, that the arrow of time is simply an issue of scales and\nmagnitudes. Conceivably, no different from the fact that Kansas, for\nexample, has proven to actually be the flattest place on earth, but\nthe higher we go the more our normally dull, flat, black-and-white\nappearing Kansas, and the inexorable ticking of the clock,\nprogressively reveal themselves to be just more mainstream mass media\nhype and misinformation, as colors all suddenly become brighter, and\neverything starts to look strange! For all practical purposes, we\nmight as well be the ants climbing the Empire State building, and\narguing over whether we took a wrong turn somewhere. According to the\nmathematics, the arrow of time we normally perceive could be an\nentirely local phenomena, that reflects our own mortal fallibility,\nand our inability to every make any more fucking sense, out of the\nBig Picture and, although time may occasionally appear to behave\nstrangely, normally we can only really appreciate it flowing forward.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tUp\nAhead At The Sign Post, once again its the Disturbingly Disruptive,\nDeplorably Degenerate and, Frequently, Fatuously and Fraudulently\nFlatulent Far Fetched Side of the Universe, which has its own, very\nexclusive, residential time zone. Their phone numbers are all\nunlisted, their addresses aren’t on any of your maps, a gated\ncommunity, by invitation only, return to sender, address unknown,\nwhere Rindler horizons are revealed to be singularities from another\ndimension, carelessly strung across the far flung distant horizon,\nalong with all of your luggage, Life in the Fast Lane, where instant\nnoodles just aren’t fast enough, Lost in Space, in the Land Before\nTime where the more things change, the more they stay the same,\nsomewhere in the Spooky Twilight Zone Spacy-Time Zone, Beyond The\nOtter Limits! Where, like the past and the future, everything is\nsomehow mysteriously and inexplicably related to our own zip-code,\narea-code, and spacy-time zone here on earth, but in spooky ways that\ncan defy all imagination, so do not attempt to adjust the picture.\nProviding a simple explanation, if you want to call it that, for why\nboth fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics apply to just about everything\nin existence, and why tools such as renormalization and Feynman\ndiagrams are so unreasonably effective.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTime\nis the fountain source of all the myriad good things, but time alone\ncan bring a black hole to its knees, for the time is never quite what\nthe hell you think it is, until that time rolls round again, and\ninformation appearing to flow backwards in time can be compared to\nthe “Ah Hah!” moment of recognition, or what many of my\nfriends refer to tongue-in-cheek as, “Pattern matching rules\nthe universe!”(Duh!) Whenever you might happen to finish\nassembling enough pieces to any puzzle to make more sense out of the\nBig Picture, and the light bulb finally comes on, or not. We can\nretrodict and justify our causal perspectives retrospectively, only\nbecause life really does make almost as much sense as it doesn’t,\nmaking 90% of this game half-mental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhich,\nunderstandably, might sound rather confusing to some, including Yogi\nBerra and Goldilocks themselves, but can be summed up as the laws of\nphysics reflect our own mortal fallibility, and obey the metaphor\nthat, although 42 might be as good an explanation as anyone is ever\ngoing to get, nevertheless, it still never has made a lick of sense,\nto merely assume that nothing makes any damned sense! Just because 42\nmight happen to be as good an answer as modern science fiction will\never get, doesn’t mean a better explanation doesn’t\nexist, or whatever explanations happen to work for publishers will\nsuddenly stop working. All it means that, in some situations, it can\nbecome more or less pragmatic to assume we’ll never get a\nbetter explanation, however, if life were merely a pragmatic affair,\nnobody would ever have children! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLife\nobviously requires both love and a sense of humor, so you might as\nwell laugh more often, because the greater truth is humanly\ninconceivable and, sometimes, quite painful, without both and,\nlikewise, our universe appears to be both mechanical and organic,\nmasculine and feminine, without ever having to make a damned bit of\nsense to anyone, much less, extremely confused hermaphrodites and the\nandrogynous. The greater truth, or the Face of God, is the\nself-evident truth, that progressively reveals itself to be the\ngreater context, which determines the identity of its own contents,\nsometimes in humanly incomprehensible ways, which are best left\nunknown, but which inevitably display the symmetry of a\nself-organizing systems logic, in which the truth may only be shared.\nAs if everything in existence resembles the initial creative impetus\nof the Big Bang, and is compelled to pay it forward, whether ya wanna\npay it forward, whether you want to or not, because its union rules.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tForever\nfreedom remains all of humanity’s fate, and still doesn’t come cheap,\nbecause enduring freedom can only be given away, to others first, and\ncan’t be avoided anymore than death and taxes without paying severe\npenalties so, Get Over It Already! The devil’s greatest lie was\nconvincing himself he had not become a mindless slave to his own\nmental masturbation, consisting of extreme hate and anger for\neverything, making sympathy for the devil difficult, when there’s\nnobody home but us chickens! By who you hate, by this are you truly\nknown, while freedom is never to be confused with a lynch mob of\ncompulsive liars, which are not recognized by the unions, and who can\nnever forget who it is they hate. It is the sound and the fury,\nsignifying nothing, according to the unions, for on the playground of\nlife, only we can set our minds and hearts free, by choosing to pay\nit forward sucker, knowing just how bad the alternatives can suck!\nEither you promote tolerance, or the meaningless rhetoric of lynch\nmobs, leaving the only real remaining question, just how each might\npay their union dues, and choose to pay it forward for themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEbeneezer\nScrooge need Tiny Tim every bit as much as he needed him, for only\nthey could choose to free one another from their shackles, to soar\nwith the eagles. For us to be all that we can be, each must first set\ntheir mind and heart free and, if time normally flows like a river,\nits because time alone always pays it forward suckers, ensuring that\neach must ditch any unnecessary baggage weighing them down, help one\nanother keep their heads above water, swim with the current, and go\nwith the flow more often, or pay the price, with considerable\ninterest! Stepping into the same river twice is seldom a pressing\nissue unless, of course, you are violating union rules again, and\nabout to drown in the same river twice! Our subconscious may be\ncapable of appreciating time appearing to humorously flow backwards,\nor stopping altogether, but it is our conscious mind is what we\nnormally use to make more sense out of the chaos, by focusing in upon\nthe smallest, and busiest, pond while, the symmetry and harmony,\nbetween the causal and acausal perspectives, is what actually remains\nhumanly appreciable. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIts\neasy enough to think of time as possibly flowing backwards in\nspecific ways, creating tiny tiny local eddies in the river of time,\nsuch as gravity magically holding us on the ground and magnets\ninexplicably defying gravity, without expending any energy, whenever\nwe stick a few on our refrigerator door. Such tiny eddies normally\nhave no real impact on the overall flow of the river but, whenever\ntime is viewed as more organic, eddies in time must inevitably pay it\nforward, with their collective behavior more often displaying the\nButterfly Effect, hinting that the greater context will inevitably\ndetermine its own contents, and pies-in-the-face are coming. For its\npart, inertia acts selfishly, either moving at the speed of light, or\nresisting moving as if it were a singularity, struggling to move at a\nsingle speed, or constantly attempting to move in straight lines, but\ncan be thought of as energy from the past being conveyed into the\npresent because, of course, a present without any sort of past\nwhatsoever, Makes No Fucking Sense Whatsoever, while gravity can be\nmodeled as information from the future, dramatically normalizing\ninertia in the present.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThus,\nensuring that inertia can never be too great or too small, too hot or\ntoo cold, and that nothing can ever move in either perfectly straight\nlines or perfect circle jerks, and the overall entropy, temperature,\nand inertial expansion of the universe remains just right for every\nobserver, which should also reflect the theoretical limits for data\ncompression, and union rules again. Every observer is equally\nprivileged, thank you very much and, approaching the speed of light,\nthe overall temperature of the universe would appear to be just\nright, but hotter and easier to measure accurately in front of us,\nwith our future becoming all the more certain by the moment while,\nleaving the solar system in the far flung distance behind us, our\nconnection to our past becomes increasingly tenuous, cold, vague,\nsweeping, all encompassing, ethereal, and dream-like, once over any\nspace sickness, as space-time itself slowly expands and bends around\nour ship. The earth and solar system would become increasingly vague,\nas they simultaneously shrink in the distance, yet expand to fill\nmore of our view from behind our ship. As though reluctant to allow\nus to leave them behind altogether, and pleading with us to return\nhome once again, just before our rocket-ship explodes like fireworks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNormally\nwe think of infinity as a simple horizon that blurs in the distance,\nbut a Dyson Sphere can be considered a horizon that might as well be\ninfinite, if you don’t have GPS, and are another tiny ant who took a\nwrong turn somewhere. Examining either the Big Picture or the Little\nPicture, our universe appears to have at least four dimensions, which\nmeans that gravity’s magical dancing-action-at-a-distance with\ninertia, and the existence of particle-wave duality, can also be\nthought of as quantized versions of staring into infinity and hearing\nthe heavily choir sing. Where there are always more complex questions\nto be asked than coherent answers, which are all deeply and profound\nmeaningful questions, such as, "What the hell was that?"\nand everything else blurs into a complex multifractal, representing\nwhat remains humanly appreciable, the more details you add. It turns\nout that Pi, or the Golden Ratio, isn’t totally random after all, and\nexpresses just such a multidimensional multifractal equation,\nsuggesting that Pi-R-Squared in higher dimensions, and the Golden\nRatio is "just right" for Life, the Universe, and\nEverything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nUmbral Moonshine Conjecture has been established, making it\ntheoretically possible to measure infinity in the real world, and a\nuniversal recursion in the principle of identity would ensure that,\ninexplicably, everything they measure, including any mathematics they\ncare to use, will eventually turn out to be infinite in some regard.\nThe Big Bang and Dark Energy can be thought of as staring into\ninfinity in four or more dimensions, and not necessarily representing\nthe actual origin of the universe but, rather, simply the limits of\nour own mortal fallibility, and just how stupid our questions can\nbecome. We can’t imagine a universe that didn’t have a\nbeginning, and makes no damned sense, but we also can’t imagine\neternity, or what might have come before the origin of time, as\nanything more than a vague abstraction so, of course, mama nature\ngenerously offers us our choice. Fairytale stories all go something\nlike, "It was Long, Long Ago, in a Galaxy Far, Far Away, in the\nLand Before Time", where Yogi Berra’s originally from, and where\ncosmologists can still earn a living to this day by quantifying how\nmany angels can dance on the head of a pin, but with the precision of\nquantum mechanics, assuming someone has already told them the stories\nof Goldilocks, Murphy, and Stone Soup.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPast\na certain point, each observer must simply decide for themselves\nwhether anything they observe has any real damned meaning, and\nparticle-wave duality can be thought of as expressing the limits of\nhuman comprehension and awareness where, inevitably, we have no\nchoice but to either laugh or take everything on faith alone or,\naccording to union rules, run in circles screaming, "The Sky Is\nFalling!" The universe expressing particle-wave duality in\neverything, can also be compared to the delightful laughter of God\nechoing in the void, or the harmony, music, humor, and beauty of\nnature and the Collective Unconscious. The One Truth which never\nfails to lend everything meaning, precisely because it is the\nself-evident truth, which is so humble widely recognized by the\nunions, it can only be shared.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\nmost practical purposes, information flowing backwards in time, can\nbe considered merely another easy way in which to make more sense out\nof unions, and the chaos that can ensue, whenever the principle of\nidentity suddenly vanishes down the nearest convenient rabbit hole,\nor toilet of your personal preference. Of course, due to everything\nexpressing particle-wave duality which, once again, is evident in the\ncollective unionized behavior of mass and energy. The humble\nefficiency of gravity is what makes the elegant simplicity of a\nrainbow possible and, like a rainbow in the sky, particle-wave\nduality can often be appreciated as yet another union reminder of the\nmany splendors of nature, and that we can always focus on reality,\nbut reality only has meaning within the broader context of sharing\nour dreams as part of humanity, and the ever greater unionized\nuniverse, while the two will occasionally appear to transform into\none another, as if by magic or, sometimes, just don’t go there, due\nto inclimate weather.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCaptivated\nonce again, upon peering intently into the brumous cryptic depths of\nthe ever flocculent evanescent, Milky Way Galaxy, brilliantly\nilluminating the entire night sky, a lucky few amongst us may\nliterally become “One” with the universe, and boldly go\nwhere none has gone before, whilst falling on our ass reminds us in\nno uncertain terms, that we still have to decide for ourselves what\nthat means, if anything… or not. But, some may decide it means they\nneed to ask the cook to make them "One With Everything".\nTheoretically, everything in existence should express an outrageously\ncomplex multidimensional four and five fold multifractal symmetry, or\nasymmetrical-symmetry, resembling a sphincter, that makes the\nCheshire Cat go cross-eyed, and which is currently being documented\nin condensed matter physics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPhase\ntransitions, such as a pot of boiling water and diarrhea, appear to\nrequire symmetry between long and short range forces, while nonlinear\neffects have been observed when bombarding samples with extreme\nfrequencies of light. This is crucial to making significant progress\nin ongoing attempts by the military to develop diapers with lasers,\nthat can incinerate their own contents. As if matter can’t\ndecide what it wants to be, and just so happens to be whatever it is\nby default of whatever the current comedy can support and, somehow,\nrepresents the radical extremes of an incredibly stable\nsupersymmetric form of self-organizing chaos, that expresses\nnon-equilibrium physics and the resilience of complex systems or,\npossibly, is entirely composed of hyper-dimensional blue smoke and\nmirrors. If our universe is "The Matrix", like the computer\nsimulation in the movies, other experiments indicate the Matrix is\nrunning on a virtual operating system, and there’s no way to prove it\nis a computer simulation, or if its a simulated simulation of\nreality, or Turtles All The Way Down Baby! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNonetheless,\neven from deep within the bowels of the heavily shielded and\nvigilantly guarded central repository for the Matrix, it should still\nremain possible to statistically establish that 42 is as good as it\ngets, making finding batteries and escaping from the Matrix the least\nof anyone’s problems. As I mentioned earlier, I feel certain the\nFrench government is secretly preparing a ship to settle the issue,\nwhich is causing Widespread Existentialist Angst and, increasingly,\ngarnering attention from art dealers, but matter itself appears to be\nwhatever the hell it is by default. Frustrating several corporations,\nin their ongoing attempts to copyright and patent the patenting\nprocess itself, because congress wants way too much, and because its\nmaking it increasingly difficult to authenticate some things, and\ncould be more evidence of a universal recursion in the principle of\nidentity, or unionized pixies with attitude, conflating the\nidentities of space and time, and who may have prior claims to the\nlaws of nature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nsimple experiment using three conventional electrical generators was\nused to demonstrate how entrainment and synchronization arise\nspontaneously with increasing proximity and decreasing diversity. Two\npendulum clocks hung next to one another on the same wall will become\nentrained and swing in unison, as their vibrations in the wall coerce\neach to find a compromise, but their rigidly mechanical behavior\nbecomes more chaotic, the further apart they are, or if you happen to\nuse a giant clock, it would be immune to the influence of a really\ntiny one.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowever,\nplayground swings are another example but, if the wall is a mile long\nor you hang a thousand clocks on the same wall, they may still\nsynchronize to some extent, but adding too much order can lead to\nchaos, and vice versa, while the complexity of their composition and\norganization can also change everything, begging the question as to\nwhat is and is not already synchronized, especially at Relativistic\nspeeds and low-as-you-can-go temperatures. In Quantum Photography and\nsensing, two entangled photons can detect if they fly past something\nthat’s between them, as if the photons themselves use shadows\nto see things, and implying that the proximity and specific context,\nscales and magnitudes, promote a variety of distinctive types of\nentrainment and synchronization, ensuring that everything ultimately\nremains observer and context dependent. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMathematically,\nthere should be four rudimentary overlapping subtypes of entrainment\nand thirty-two extrapolations should be enough to describe just about\nanything, but a recent experiment confirmed that the specific\nconfigurations of particles can have nonlocal effects in phase\ntransitions. Both findings imply, yet again, that what we require is\na humorous infantile Goldilocks interpretation of Mach’s\nConjecture and Boyle’s Law, that the unions approve of, because\nit all just gets fuzzy wuzzier and less distinct, and sometimes\ndownright self-contradictory and impossible to follow, the closer the\nresearchers scrutinize anything, including their own mathematics. Yet\nanother mathematical examination of Black Holes discovered that\ninformation may become irretrievable, not because of the event\nhorizon, but due to the sheer chaos that normally results when\nanything falls into a Black Hole. The fuzzier something becomes in\none respect, the more clear-cut it must become in others, and\nstatistical sampling of low entropy results can often shed light on\nthe Big Picture while, individually, quanta make no damned sense\nwhatsoever, but become extremely predictable in vast numbers,\nimplying that the Big Picture is what actually lends everything\nmeaning, and there’s just no way around the unions. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEnergy\nand information are clearly exchanging identities, producing\nsynergistic and emergent effects, and begging the question as to what\nconstitutes information, as if each observer must decide for\nthemselves whether life is merely a joke. Along with what is random\nand orderly, information itself appears to be self-organizing across\nvast scales and magnitudes, as if we literally inhabit a fairytale\nuniverse, or vague bullshit answers from the union are the best we\nare ever going to get and, in this lowbrow town, you work with what\nya got. However, according to the mathematics, we can all rest\nassured that the universe has a happy ending and, additionally, that\ncollating all the experimental data for anything low in entropy,\nshould reveal the explanation for the Quantum Observer Effect, and\nprovide further confirmation that physical comedy is not limited to\nVaudeville stage and theater, despite attempts to unionize. The\nhydrogen fusion powering the stars and the evaporation of black holes\ncan both be modeled as the result of too much union order producing\nchaos, in an incremental or quantized fashion, slowly chipping at\nyour sanity, while the orderly world we see around us arises\nspontaneously from the random behavior of quanta. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTaoists\nsay, “From the one came the two, from the two came the three,\nand from the three came the ten thousand things!” In a universe\nof unceasing change, what is changing always changes, making even\nchange a dubious constant in the case of the Quantum Zeno Effect.\nWhat is random becomes orderly, as the past and future converge on\nthe present moment, while Relativity suggests that a perfect clock is\nimpossible, and time itself behaving in both an extremely reliable\nfashion, yet also as randomly as anything else, makes it the ultimate\nenigma in physics and ontology. And, strongly suggests that the laws\nof physics themselves can be considered magically or inexplicably\nself-organizing, right along with the Big Bang being just right, and\neverything being unidentifiable in the final analysis. For example,\nan experiment with an AI established that John Wheeler may have been\ncorrect, and there’s simply no need to assume any silly laws of\nphysics actually exist, at least, not in order to calculate the\norbits of the planets. The laws of physics could all be convenient\nfictions, that just so happen to reflect more of the underlying\nsymmetry of the paradox of our existence, union rules, and are what\nmere mortals like ourselves use to describe what, otherwise,\nultimately makes no damned sense whatsoever because, we are the ants\nclimbing the Empire State, and totally out of our element.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMaking\nit crucial to re-examine the Quantum Observer Effect, the Laws of\nThought, and Linguistic Analysis, because all the evidence indicates\nthat they are gross over-simplifications, and "The Cart Is\nLeading The Horse, Right Over The Nearest Cliff!" Of course,\nsince academics struggle to laugh, or even use a dictionary, the next\nscientific revolution will have to begin far removed from the\nhallowed halls and the mainstream, which appear grimly determined to\nexploit the current scientific revolution for new technology, right\nup until the world ecology collapses. Say whatever the hell you want\nabout free enterprise, the single largest manufactured export of the\nUS is weapons and, with the current rate of scientific progress,\nthere’s no way in hell we can keep this up. Something must change\nfundamentally and, all the evidence indicates, that what needs to\nchange is modern science. They can protest all they want, but\nacademics themselves are rapidly coming to the same conclusion, that\nnobody is listening to them, and none of them knows how to make\nanybody listen. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSurprise!\nWhen the public demands you lie to them, and are usually much too\nliberal about these things, while dictionaries are only used to check\nspelling, nobody believes a word you spout, unless they personally\nbenefit somehow, but they’ll usually repeat anything you want, if you\npay them. Teachers are all students, and the job of students is to\nrepeat whatever anyone will pay you the going rate for, while\n"Creative Teaching" is an oxymoron, when the idiots rarely\neven fund art classes, and have among the highest burnout rates of\nany profession. Chickens never can resist corn but, as much as\nacademia and the mainstream would like to deny it, they promote the\nsame mindless mobs who killed Socrates, imprisoned Galileo, and\nshoved six million Jews in ovens, with the only real difference\ntoday, being that they’re better fed and educated. Mainstream\nacademia’s lofty ideals about objectivity and empirical evidence,\nnormally only apply if you don’t use a dictionary, crack jokes,\ncontradict them, question their motivations, point out their abysmal\nfailures, sue them, laugh at them, or throw their own damning\nevidence right back in their faces. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEarth\nsimply doesn’t have time to wait for academics to admit that they\ndon’t even know how to use a dictionary, much less recognize a joke,\nand its best to treat most academics as if they were merely corporate\nlawyers, keep them distracted with their own bullshit, and feed them\nall the lies their own students keep demanding. Its easy enough to\nuse contextual vagueness to encourage the idiots to work harder on\npublishing more explicit dictionaries that, in turn, can be used to\nquantify the truth for its dollar value, with the Oxford Dictionary\nand Wikipedia being great examples of how to quantify the truth for\nits dollar value on the open market. Of course, while continuing to\ndocument their ongoing insanity in the public domain, for legal\npurposes, and doing all the real work on the laws of thought and\nlinguistic analysis outside of the hallowed halls.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nscience relies on reason and empirical evidence, then modern science\nis a joke in the worst taste, because their own empirical evidence\nindicates nobody is listening to them, everybody is arming themselves\nto the teeth, and they are killing their own students faster with\neach new technology they invent, while arguing over the definition of\nstupid. In the early days of the industrial revolution, technology\nallowed our population to boom and, now, is encouraging it to bust! A\nquarter of the developed world still insists the sun revolves around\nthe earth, and the idiots are still storming the palace with knives\nand pitch forks, while the entire world ecology is on the verge of\ncollapsing, a pandemic is sweeping the entire planet in which many\nrefuse to be vaccinated, and the silence is deafening, as scientists\nare only now coming to the conclusion, that nobody is listening to\nthem, all their theories are wrong, and Nero is playing his fiddle as\nRome burns!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAssuming\nfish don’t become extinct, teach a man how to fish, and you feed him\nfor life, which may be short, but teach him reading, writing, and\narithmetic, based on 2,000 year old metaphysics that assume life is a\ngiant windup clock, and you can put him to work making real money for\nyou, while his population implodes. The more religious the country,\nthe more children people have, while the more secular, the more\nlikely their population is imploding. Suggesting organized religion\nmay have evolved to prevent Babylonians from committing Voluntary\nGenocide, like so many lemmings marching over the nearest cliff,\nwhile playing with their cellphones.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAdditionally,\nexplaining why the US is both the wealthiest and most religious\ncountry in the developed world, and why our population has become\nmore secular as the majority has imploded. I cover more of the\nsociological implications as I go along, but everything observable\nshould still obey the same simple Monty Carlo statistics, and must\nalso express negative probabilities as if, rather than a giant alarm\nclock, life were one long game of, "Let’s Make A Deal!"\nBehind an open door, there lies a million more, but the preponderance\nof the evidence indicates order emerges from chaos, and what is\norderly must, in turn, inevitably lead to chaos, thus, it remains\nimpossible for anything to become either too orderly or too chaotic,\ntoo hot or too cold, too fast or too slow, for any observer.\nCausality itself has no known cause, and humanity appears to exist\nbecause, if life actually made any damned sense, nobody would be\naround to ask the question.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nliterature, James Joyce’s “Finnegan’s Wake” is the\nbest known example of such a confusing organic multifractal, with a\nfamiliar jumble of order and chaos resembling the insane world around\nus, where the walls might occasionally talk, while Kurt Vonnegut Jr’s\n"Slaughterhouse Five" provides a good example of how time\ncan sometimes be viewed as both syntropic and nonlinear and,\nultimately, the source of all the confusion and insanity. Confucius\nsay, "Without chaos, life makes no damned sense!" The\nCollective Unconscious can be thought of as emerging from the chaos\nand, vice versa and, among hippies, Jim Henson is widely considered\nthe all-time leading guru, or expert, on the Collective Unconscious,\nin part, because he’s dead and can’t object, and the rest of the\nMuppets can always claim his mother dropped him on his head. Time\nitself can be viewed as normally expressing four rudimentary ways of\npassing that are often jumbled together and overlap, producing the\nphysical world we know while, according to the statistical evidence,\nMurphy was definitely an optimist, because we appear to inhabit a\nGoldilocks universe where anything that can go wrong will go wrong,\nbut only if it is neither too hot or too cold, too right or too\nwrong, too optimistic or too pessimistic.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tStrap\na few ACME rockets onto Schrodinger’s Box and, as his cat approaches\nthe speed of light, time dilation ensures the radioactive element\nthat releases the cyanide into the water, won’t have time to\ndecay, and kill the cat from the viewpoint of an observer on earth.\nHowever it also ensures that, for all practical purposes, the cat can\nstill be considered simultaneously dead and alive, and resembling a\n“Flaming Meat Popsicle”, which is somehow both too hot\nand too cold to touch. The cartoonish effect can be attributed to\ndimension squeezing, along the same lines as an atomic bomb crushing\nits own contents entirely out of existence, like something out of a\ncartoon. And, ranging from the blatantly self-contradictory extreme\nof the Quantum Zeno Effect, to the increasingly vague and difficult\nto measure, but still quite observable and impactful, extremes of\nrelativistic time dilation and, possibly the Unruh Effect, as\neverything progressively expresses their own particle-wave duality in\na unionized scalar manner sometimes resembling a spectrum, which\nbecomes increasingly fractal on larger and smaller scales, even\nbegging the question as to what the fuck is a scale and a magnitude,\naccuracy and precision, energy and information, bearable and\nunbearable, a cat, or a damned, "Flaming Meat Popsicle".<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAdditionally\nimplying that everything must eventually display explicit, assertive,\ncircumscribed, linear, mechanical and, also, incredibly vague,\nnebulous, receptive, amorphous, slippery, evasive, nonlinear, and\ncircular-swirly organic metamorphic effects, as if Schrodinger’s Cat\nwere simultaneously dead and alive, before you put the Cat in the Hat\nin the box and the walls started talking. Researchers first\ndocumented the bizarre effect in uber tiny quanta, merely because\nthey’re so much easier to study in laboratories, but the more extreme\nany scale or magnitude, the less clearly we can identify its contents\nas anything more than a vague abstraction, a two dimensional cartoon,\na fairytale, or blatantly self-contradictory, because everything\nexpresses particle-wave duality, including all of our many wonderful\nbroken scales and magnitudes. To some extent, simply due to the\nscales and magnitudes involved, we perceive the neurons of our brains\nand our societies as both organizing like chickens and cartoons.\nReflecting the limits of our own working memory, and inability to\nperceive either a more meaningful context or content, just as we\ncan’t see infrared and ultraviolet light, but we still know they’re\nthere, along with the rest of the electromagnetic spectrum. Following\nhow all this insanity works in excruciating detail, should require\nscalar differentials capable of transforming into tensor integrals,\nfor describing how the smallest pond can shed invaluable light upon\nthe Big Picture and, vice versa, according to a Goldilocks-Murphy\nextrapolation on Boyle’s Law and Mach’s Conjecture,\nincorporating negative probabilities, or Imaginary Time, and the\ncontinuing saga of, "Exploding Bear Mites From Space!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tExistence\nrevolving around what’s missing from this picture, means the\nlaws of thought and the laws of physics must both be self-organizing\nand self-correcting in a similar manner that, again, reflects our own\nmortal fallibility and, apparently, tells the story of Goldilocks as\nthe quintessential morality tale. I suppose there are worse fates,\nbut the pervasive existence of such bizarre metaphors, throughout\nnature, can be attributed to the fact that time is nonlinear, or\nmutable to a significant extent, causing energy and information to\nexchange identities in ways that appear to defy causality more often,\nand reflecting the more syntropic or fatalistic unionized aspects of\nthe recursion in the principle of identity. The lower the measurable\ncontent in anything, the harder it is decide whether the future is\ndetermining the past, or vice versa, and the more evidence physicists\ncollect, the more obvious it should become that such metaphors are\npervasive, and are essentially no different from simple geometric\npatterns in nature, such as the face of the man in the moon, and no\ndifferent from the fact that all of our mathematics have become more\naccurate and precise, the more incredibly vague and downright\nself-contradictory, with symmetry ultimately remaining their only\ncommonality, or not, its not like it really matters.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tInevitably,\nwhen viewed in extremes, everything starts to become more context\ndependent for any kind of clear identity, sometimes in very personal\nways, and progressively starts to resemble vague nonsense, a cartoon,\na fairytale, or may even appear to be flat out impossible. All of\nthese examples are analogous to Dimension Squeezing, similar to\nhubcaps appearing to spin backwards, and the fact that it sometimes\nmakes you go cross-eyed and climb the walls, can be considered mama\nnature’s playful way of saying, “Get Over It Already!”\nWe can observe the passage of time slowing down and coming to a\ncomplete halt, and we can observe the metaphor of Goldilocks somehow\nruling the universe, because time itself is self-organizing,\nexpressing both humble efficiency and elegant simplicity, making it\nmuch more complex, weird, and organic than the linear arrow of time\nwe commonly perceive, and tend to think of as the only way in which\nit is possible for time to pass. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tJust\nas we typically think of information as moving from the past into the\nfuture, over half of all information can be thought of as flowing\nbackwards, and must appear to move both ways more frequently, the\nmore extreme any situation. You could say, someone invented the story\nof Goldilocks because the story revolves around what’s missing\nfrom this picture, by union rules, making it low in content and,\nthus, more magical and syntropic, due to it expressing more of the\nunderlying symmetry and harmony of nature, that makes causality\npossible. As does a flock of chickens when modeled using wave\nmechanics, hinting that Noether’s genius requires more of a\nsense of humor to be complete, explaining the state of the world\ntoday. The question is not whether the earth is the center of the\nuniverse, or even whether humanity is the reason for existence, but\ncan life be described more meaningfully as a comedy-drama, that\ndramatically revolves around what’s missing from this picture and, if\nso, then it must express an intrinsic symmetry that can be measured.\nToddlers are more in touch with the intrinsic symmetry of nature,\nsmall enough to fit in any laboratory, and cheap to feed, but diapers\nare expensive.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFake\nIt Til Ya Make It Baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t<\/font>Reality\nbeing stranger than fiction, you can’t fix stupid, compelling us all\nto fake it til ya make it baby! <\/font>Goldilocks discovered the hard\nway that life has a way of throwing challenges at us, which demand\nfaith in ourselves and our personal journey and, fortunately, we are\nnot only born to fall on our butts, but to bounce right back up again\nand reach for the stars, expressing the simple fact that, to a great\nextent, life is self-organizing, self-explanatory, and progressive on\neven the largest and smallest of scales, while the ground is always\nthere to prevent some of us from sinking any lower. The greater truth\nsteadily reveals itself to all of humanity, sometimes in leaps and\nbounds, as we tirelessly assemble more of the clues to the enigma of\nhuman existence and, pragmatically speaking, logic is better for\ncorrecting errors, and for appreciating greater beauty and meaning in\nanything, but only because it actively ignores the vague and nebulous\nBig Picture (Oooh Shiny!) in favor of focusing in upon the more\nexplicit details of our waking reality. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tReality\ntakes a backseat in our dreams, and center stage when the fire alarm\ngoes off, and our universe displays both extremely predictable and\nunpredictable behavior, while our emotional reactions to looking up\nat a great height and down from a great height, reflect the symmetry\nof the greater reality that we all share which, ultimately, defies\nall logic and causality, requiring faith in our own personal\nawareness. The greater our personal integrity, and the stronger our\nfaith in our personal journey, the more aware we can become as\nindividuals, as we cease to make quite so many distinctions between\nwho we are and what we are doing, what is and isn’t a Flaming Meat\nPopsicle. However, the opposite is also true, and the less faith we\nhave in our own journey, the less aware we can become, and awareness\ncan be described as synonymous with life itself. Explaining why\nanimals with limited awareness, such as reptiles, can lay eggs and\nwalk away, but newborn infants that are not held and loved within the\nfirst few days, tend to reproduce less often and die more frequently\nwithin the first year, from what is euphemistically labeled a,\n"Failure to Thrive". Mammals will lick the fur of their\nnewborns, stimulating both their blood circulation and awareness of\ntheir new surroundings and, around the world today, maternity wards\nhave volunteers who hold the newborn infants, with one of them\ntelling me they don’t need a lot of attention, just a little TLC.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t\nOur very existence itself demands faith in our own personal journey,\nwhile passing on the gift of life and awareness is how everything in\nthe universe thrives and endures. Survival of the fittest ain’t\nnothing but a bad joke, without the harmony, creativity, and\ndiversity that mama nature demands, and gets, or else! Providing an\nexplanation for how the smallest pond can frequently shed invaluable\nlight upon the Big Picture, and vice versa, as simply the result of\none without the other being a complete contradiction, with all of the\ncomplexity of life emerging from mama nature’s humble efficiency and\nelegant simplicity. The two must constantly transform into one\nanother, yet the harmony of their whole always remains far greater\nthan any mere sum of its parts. And, reality being stranger than\nfiction, it is only by knowing that we are ignorant, by becoming more\naware and accepting of our own ignorance and, sometimes, even being\ngrateful for our ignorance, that we can possibly hope to ever learn a\ndamned thing worthwhile, much less, possess any sort of meaningful\nfree will or a meaningful personal identity. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWho\nwe are right now and whatever we might happen to desire for\nourselves, inevitably take a backseat to whoever it is that we might\nwish to become. Knowing, we ourselves are always ever so much greater\nthan we can possibly imagine while, in the long run, our humble\ncontentment to remain the ignorant fools we’re all born to be, yet\nremains the beginning of all wonder and wisdom, and the cost of truly\nachieving our greatest ambitions. The greatest compliments I have\never received were for things I never thought twice about doing and,\nin California, a three year old boy picked his father’s car up\noff him when the jack collapsed, because he was far greater than he\nknew himself, while the most common explanation people give for acts\nof heroism is, “Anybody else would have done the same”.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhether\nbecoming aware of something new, or merely surrendering our pretense\nthat we remain unaware, life can quickly become confusing in every\nway imaginable, providing the occasional reminder that life can be\nevery bit as simple as it is complex, and every bit as confusing as\nit makes sense. This same confusion extends to how the human nervous\nsystem and neurons themselves function, similar to distributed gain\namplifiers, or an analog FM radio. For a long time, physicists were\npuzzled by the extreme efficiency of the human nervous system, and\nhave yet to do any experiments that I know of, but apparently it is\ncapable of leveraging aharmonic stochastic resonance and, possibly,\nSoliton waves as well. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBy\ntreating thought and sensation, memory and thought, in a pronounced\nnonlinear fashion, our nerves and neurons can conflate the identity\nof their own input and output, past and future, like something out of\na cartoon, a stage magician, an abacus, or hubcaps spinning\nbackwards, always leaving it up to any observers to decide for\nthemselves exactly what the hell they’re looking at. You can’t\nalways get what you want and, sometimes, hubcaps spin backwards\nbecause the car really is moving backward, and is about to hit you!\nSo, instead, the visual centers of the brain provide for our needs by\nmerely organizing efficiently around searching for what’s\nmissing from this picture using, among other approaches, foveated\nvision that blurs our peripheral vision like blinders on a horse, on\nthe assumption that mama nature provides for our needs and desires,\nor not. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\norder for us to focus in on anything, either mentally, visually, or\notherwise, we must first adopt our own set of mental blinders, and\nactively ignore a great deal of the world around us on an ongoing\nbasis, while our subconscious can easily do most of the heavy\nlifting, freeing up our conscious mind to focus on other things. And,\nby simply accounting for more of what’s missing from this\npicture, or anything low in content, our subconscious can also\neffortlessly spot if anything is possibly amiss, or might be of\nparticular interest, and prompt our conscious mind to focus in upon\nwhatever it is, or not. In a Goldilocks universe ruled by Murphy’s\nLaw, and inhabited by the Three Stooges, knowledge, wealth, and\nabundance, can more frequently become a curse, and what we choose to\nignore is more often crucial for the sake of our own sanity and\nefficiency, but its an adaptive system, that can be adjusted to some\nextent, according to whether you feel safe enough to take a nap or\nwhatever, with our neurons having to decide for themselves when to\nignore any sounds we might hear in our sleep. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nonly purpose of some jobs held by individuals is to make their\norganization more efficient, by constantly deciding what is obviously\nworth ignoring next, so that others may decide what it might be best\nto focus on. The rapid progress of modern civilization can be\nattributed, in no small part, to having first mastered some of the\nrudimentary arts and sciences for how to collectively ignore a wide\nvariety of bullshit, with classic logic formally describing the most\nexplicit ways in which to ignore anything. Using Three Stooges\nslapstick its often easier to make progress in a crowd of billions,\nbut it severely limits the kinds of progress that remain possible, by\nalways treating time as a machine, while analog logic can treat time\nas bullshit, or just another variable that can easily become\ncounterproductive to consider in the current situation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tToddlers\nwill put anything in their mouth that will fit and, sometimes, will\nspend hours fascinated by a dust bunny, while a lonely Sea Slug,\ncruising the largely barren mid-ocean floor, is a "Mobile\nTongue" that tastes anything sizable it comes across, attempting\nto decide whether to eat, mate with, ignore, or make a pathetic\nattempt to run away from whatever animal it might have unwittingly\nlicked. Of these four choices, efficiently deciding what to\nstudiously ignore is the only known practical use for its almost\nnonexistent and, otherwise, seemingly useless brain. Wielding this\nflexible naive approach, for sorting through enormous volumes of\ndata, already having at least a vague idea of what to ignore, our\nunconscious mind doesn’t have to know what it is examining, and\nlargely treats our own thoughts, feelings, and sensations in much the\nsame manner, as if merely playing around with random bullshit\npatterns, that don’t necessarily possess any particular meaning\nwhatsoever. Treating simple and complex patterns alike, as if they\nwere merely mathematical variables or cards you shuffle, and relying\nalmost exclusively upon random pattern matching, or symmetry and\nharmony, to provide for our needs in the moment. Although you can\ncompare it to parallel processing, its essentially a type of “batch\nprocessing” with the sea slug and the toddler each crunching\nthe largest numbers they can in order to compare against any new\npatterns they acquire, explaining why the toddler spends more time\nexamining something like a dust bunny. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nbrain is what they call a “slow cooker” that doesn’t\nrespond super fast, but crunches enormous numbers all day long with\nthe greatest of ease, as if it were a crock pot, and the baby’s\nmuch larger brain takes longer to fill with even the simplest\npatterns, because the baby uses larger and more complex patterns to\nbegin with, that require longer to turn into mush. To some extent,\nwhether it actually is a radio, a computer, or a crock pot, simply\ndepends on the observer, but you could say the brain resembles a\nradio that collects noisy data, and has to crunch the numbers like a\ncrock pot, just to help it efficiently filter out all the noise.\nHuman brains are built for marathons, and may lose a race with a\nsupercomputer for a lot of things, but we can crunch far larger\nnumbers for far longer periods of time, using the same amount of\nenergy as a light bulb, just bright enough to read by, and you can\nalso compare the brain to a magical Easy-Bake Oven. Our neurons\nthoroughly cook all the data, like so many chefs in the kitchen, then\ntaste the result to compare against anything new and, if they like\nthe taste of something, they add more into the pot and continue\nsearching for more patterns to compare, but the brain can only crunch\nthe numbers for the Big Picture so fast, and relies more heavily on\ncrunching the numbers for the Big Picture, the less experience it\nhas. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t“Out\nof the mouths of babes” is an old truism, and the theater of\nthe absurd can sometimes be compared to the comedy-drama of\nGoldilocks, Stone Soup, Mobile Tongues, Frozen Bear Mites, and\nFlaming Meat Popsicles. At times, our subconscious mind may appear to\nbe totally random, resembling a thousand super-balls bouncing around\nan echo chamber, and is the celebrated source of creative insights,\nas well as infamous for brain farts, lending it a dual advantage over\nless efficient and less creative hard-wired reactionary behavior. An\nanimal such as a bear, may not comprehend in the slightest why we are\njumping up and down and screaming as if we’ve got rabies and,\nif we are lucky, may simply run the other way, acknowledging it has\nno clue as to what the hell is going on, and is in no rush to find\nout. There’s a great video of a woman chasing a full grown\nbrown bear out of her garage with a broom, scolding it and, once,\neven hitting it on the nose as if it were a puppy. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tApparently,\nthe bear recognized the behavior, and also recognized it was out of\nits depth, but I don’t recommend trying this at home. A similar\nencounter was video taped between a 60lb wolverine that confronted a\ngrizzly bear. A grizzly can weigh over 800lbs and break an antelope’s\nback with one swipe of their paw, but the little wolverine was so\ninsanely aggressive, the bear just turned around and walked away,\nshaking his head in disbelief. Like the myth of the Big Bad Wolf,\nwolverines are actually famous for being playful among themselves,\nwhich may help them to be more convincingly aggressive in such\nencounters. Five, out of possibly nine, rather large neural networks\nresponsible for all this intricate pattern matching have been imaged\ncovering one lateral side of the cerebellum, and are currently being\ndocumented, as is the fact we now have physical evidence, that our\nconscious thoughts emerge from our emotions, indicating a\nself-organizing and self-correcting systems logic is at work, between\nthe conscious and unconscious mind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tConversely,\nsingle cell organisms obey what is known as “quorum sensing”\nwhere their behavior changes much more rigidly according to how many\nof them congregate in one location, and how much food is available,\nas if they express an organic version of Boyle’s Law or, again,\nresemble “The Blob That Ate NYC!” Nevertheless, bacteria\nalso exhibit swarm behavior and can communicate with the most\ndistantly related cousins half way around the world, by using pattern\nmatching to create their own versions of “translators”\nbecause, knowing nothing, they automatically know how to speak the\nsame language, by merely obeying the same thermodynamics. Recent\nexperiments have confirmed that bacteria sometimes use the upper\natmosphere and jet stream to travel all around the world, so it helps\nto be able to learn foreign languages. The language of mama nature is\nbased on paying it forward whenever possible and, on a hunch, an\nexperienced researcher once bonded with wild turkeys he hatched,\nabsorbing their language through osmosis, and was treated as the odd\nbrother in the bunch, with even turkeys having enough brains to\nnotice something’s missing from this picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEvery\ncontext requiring a significant amount of content, ensures that the\nsmallest detail can be a discerning clue while, the behavior of\nchickens and that of the tiniest of infants is not significantly\ndifferent from that of their individual neurons, suggesting they\nshare a common neotenic emotional-logic, or syntax and recursive\narchitecture, which are intrinsic to the symmetry of nature. Among\nother things, this could explain how animals recognize infants of any\nspecies and clearly recognize their own reflection, more often than\nanyone predicted, and supports the view that, to some extent,\neverything resembles a singularity expressing particle-wave duality.\nThe octopus has a distributed brain architecture, with many of its\nneurons in its eight arms, and sees the world with its skin as well\nas its eyes, empowering it to instantly adopt any camouflage, which\nshould also reflect the four fold supersymmetry of Standard theory,\nand the recursion in the principle of identity. People have a five\nfold bilateral symmetry, and the Octopus should embody more of the\nhumble Mandelbrot pattern, that expresses a simple-but-vague\nwave-like symmetry, and humanity a much more striking and very\nclassical appearing Fractal Dragon, but with each expressing a\nsignificant amount of each other’s dominant fractal patterns.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nconscious mind normally represents the drama and narrative of our\npersonal lives, and the unconscious our more vague dreams and\nemotions that connect us intimately to the very cells of our own\nbodies and the world around us. Emotions appear to walk the line\nbetween reality and the dream, and there should be four rudimentary\noverlapping subtypes of consciousness, with the octopus representing\nthe most vague, dream-like, alien, and difficult to categorize and\ncomprehend, and should also express more of how living organisms are\nintimately connected to their environment over vast scales and\nmagnitudes. An octopus may literally inhabit its own skin more, due\nto its distributed brain architecture and particle-wave duality,\nlending it a very different perspective on the world, but they’re\nhighly intelligent and recognize their own reflection in a mirror.\nSlime mold has turned out to leverage its own geometry as a sort of\nprimitive computer for navigation, suggesting the octopus may\nleverage its own geometry, and could illustrate where our own mind\nand body meet in harmony, or not. Deep sea bacteria have proven to be\ninvisible to the human immune system, indicating that our immune\nsystem can be thought of as actively socializing with our\nenvironment, and not merely fighting off infections, but expresses\nmore reactionary behavior as the default decision making process, or\nwhat might also be described as a survival reflex in a crowd of\nbillions. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBaby\npeeps will huddle for warmth and, if it gets cold, they will often\ncrush whoever is in the middle to death, and our immune system\nresembles Three Stooges slapstick that any toddler can identify with.\nAnd, can easily become our own worst enemy, especially whenever it\nclings to past memories, because it reflects how the cells of our\nbodies fundamentally attempt to socialize with each other and\neverything in their environment, according to symmetry, harmony, and\nMonty Carlo statistics. Listening to the quiet chatter of a crowd of\nbillions, keeps our neurons flexible, and gives them a little\nexercise, attempting to decide what is worth ignoring. Frequently,\nthe best our cells can manage is a clumsy manner resembling that of a\nchild struggling to cope with having to fill the roll of bouncer in a\nnight club, or the teacher on the playground. Our immune system has\nits own version of the cavalry it sends in first, with the latest\nresearch confirming the long held suspicion among biologists, that a\nwoman’s immune system also determines when a sperm can fertilize an\negg. Similar to our reflex to pull our hand back if we touch\nsomething like a hot stove, our immune system relies more on reflex\nand Three Stooges slapstick, but our immune system is intimately\nintegrated into our brain and, sometimes, determines what the\nconscious mind is allowed to be aware of, much less, decide.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThree\nStooges slapstick demands that for every action there must be an\nequal but opposite reaction, and you could say every cell has to draw\nthe line in the sand somewhere, with the smell of rotting meat, for\nexample, eliciting disgust, as if our immune system is informing us\nin no uncertain terms that, no matter how hungry you might be, don’t\neven go near it, or I’ll make you throw up. A typical response of\nvictims of a fatal head injury, is to retreat into the nearest corner\nand attack anything living that approaches them. Their behavior\nreflects the fact their neurons are struggling to use a more brute\nforce Three Stooges approach to problem solving, including how they\ncan simultaneously reorganize for triage, deciding in all the chaos\nwhich among them to attempt to save, and illustrates how our bodies\nand immune system are quite familiar with multitasking Three Stooges\nslapstick, with our frontal lobes proving capable of handling, at\nbest, four things at once and, poorly at that. Organizing in pecking\norders is as simple as it gets, making it the default decision making\nprocess for survival purposes, but a default that struggles to pay it\nforward, which is necessary for any organism to thrive in the long\nrun. The immune system and reproductive system display a similar\nrecursive particle-wave architecture, where they meet in the brain in\nparticular, and can be considered yin and yang. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\nexample, our gut bacteria are acquired from our environment, with\ntheir only real interest being in finding free food and a place to\nhang out, but there’s an enormous variety of them, and they have\ntheir own immune system to help them maintain order among their\nranks, which can change dramatically by simply moving to a different\nlocation. However, all these immune systems rely heavily on the same\nessential pattern matching and, eventually, merge with our\nreproductive system, within the brain in particular. A mongoose will\nsometimes become confused in the dark, and attempt to mate with its\nprey, because it uses similar patterns for both eating and sex and,\nobviously, its brain places a high priority on both. Russian\nresearchers have bred domesticated foxes, and were surprised to\ndiscover that breeding foxes to be more aggressive produces the same\nincrease in size and changes to their brains as domestication,\nindicating that the brain and immune system are trading roles, and\ndeciding between them how reactionary our behavior becomes. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOur\nneurons memorize everything in the same step in which they process\ndata, and our immune system relies more on memory, meaning that\nwhether we are relying more upon reactionary behavior, or socializing\nmore often, we can require the same number of neurons. By the brains\nof the foxes being capable of both increased social and anti-social\nbehavior, the different breeds retain the ability to adapt better to\ntheir environment. Neither a domesticated fox nor a particularly\naggressive breed is well adapted to their environmental niche, and\ntheir brains are likely as small as they normally are because larger\nbrains don’t particularly promote their species thriving, and they\nhave no real need to become either especially aggressive or social,\nanymore than a squirrel might, and simply retain the ability to adapt\nfaster to their niche.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t"Pinkie\nand the Brain" is a cartoon that illustrates this same issue,\nwith laboratory bred genetically enhanced mice being sometimes more\nintelligent, aggressive, and social or anti-social, but failing to\nsuccessfully reproduce, much less, conquer the world. Biologists and\nothers have long and deeply pondered why it required so long for\nintelligent life to evolve, only to discover in recent years that\nalmost anything, including air pollution, can cause IQs to change\ndramatically and, along with how unreliable memories can be and the\nhigh error rates of the English language, past a certain point, your\nIQ doesn’t seem to make much of a difference, and can easily become\ncounterproductive. In general, people with more working memory save\nmore of their brain power for when its useful, and have somewhat\nhigher IQs in specific ways, but tend to be less creative. Pattern\nmatching ruling the universe, means the brain resembles a radio as\nmuch as a computer, and tunes itself to our environment, with our\nsubconscious mind and immune system sometimes deliberately\nsuppressing our conscious awareness and reactions, in favor of\npromoting more reactionary behavior, as if switching to a different\nradio station. Either the conscious mind provides for the needs of\nthe subconscious, and that of the body, or they can take a vote of\nno-confidence, and progressively withdraw support for the conscious\nmind having full access to either our memories or the decision making\nprocess.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tImitation\nis often said to be the highest form of flattery, and an octopus can\nbe said to be so amazing with camouflage, because it is “One”\nwith its environment, with its brain cells literally reaching out\nthrough its arms to embrace the world around it, and imitate it as\nclosely as possible. Due to the recursion in the principle of\nidentity, everything in nature should express their own independent\nidentities, and can also imitate everything else to various degrees,\nwith the octopus being of particular interest, because it has a high\ndegree of intelligence and, yet, can imitate its surroundings faster\nthan other animals, as if leveraging its ability to tune itself to\nits environment faster. The difference from our own five fold\nsymmetry should be especially pronounced in its immune system, which\nshould prove to be every bit as interesting as its brain and\nreproductive cycle, and provide yet another way to explore how they\ncan be thought of as socializing with their environment, trading\ntheir more humble symmetrical identities for greater flexibility,\nefficiency, and creativity. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAn\noctopus resembles a single cell organism, with a simple scalar\narchitecture, that is more dependent upon pressure gradients for its\nshape and functions, while humans have seven known brains, including\none in our skin, but the flora and fauna in our gut are acquired from\nour environment, and have already proven to influence the behavior of\nmice and small children. Likewise, the slightest electrical current\nacross the heart will cause it to send a signal to the brain for\nfear, sometimes resembling a fire alarm going off, indicating that\neven what we consider to be our own brains, and our own thoughts and\nemotions, remains context dependent. Biologists sometimes refer to\npeople as "super-organisms" similar to a coral wreath,\nwhich is as much a community of diverse life forms as it is a single\norganism. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPeople\nare obviously individuals but, also, walking ecosystems immersed\nwithin the greater ecology of Gaia, where a perfect parasite is\nimpossible, with everything evolving towards greater awareness,\nsymbiosis, creativity, and harmony. Research with ants and humans has\nconfirmed that tapeworms prevent inflammation from our immune system,\nand confer longevity on their hosts, as if our immune system is\nconstantly attempting to strike the best deal it can with whatever it\ncomes across, and tape worms have more to offer than other parasites.\nOf course, less common parasites can sometimes be deadly, yet promote\nnature’s diversity, with both illustrating how our cells rely more on\nBoyle’s Law and simple Monty Carlo statistics, with geometry,\nproximity, and even pressure gradients and electrostatic forces, all\nplaying a much larger role in their world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPresumably,\nour brain cells themselves organize around what’s missing from\nthis picture and obey thermodynamics, with our cerebellum being\nrather thin, but enormous, and with a ridiculous number of\nconnections, allowing for fatter heads and better thermodynamics.\nHumans additionally possess 200 sweat glands which uniquely empower\nus to run our prey into the dirt from heat exhaustion, even in the\nhot African sun and, then, cause them to faint from the smell.\nMeaning, thermodynamics alone could possibly explain the evolution of\nsex, fire, and the wheel, as well as, the rat race, deodorants, and\nhuman consciousness itself, as if the universe is full of hot air,\nand everything exists merely to ventilate all the hot air faster. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nvast majority of our universe is about as empty as it gets, while the\nvisible universe is constantly radiating energy out into nothing, and\nthe super clusters of galaxies can be compared to radiators, that are\nnicely spaced out. A computer simulation indicated the evolution of\nthe universe has been extremely regular, with local pockets of\nspace-time around super clusters expanding and contracting in a\nconcordant fashion, like a good radiator. Several individuals have\nconfided to me that they believe the evolution of intelligent life is\nfor the sole purpose of reproducing the DNA of common viruses, but a\nblack hole’s event horizon can be compared to a toddler tasting\neverything they come across and, according to the thermodynamic\nevidence, viruses may have evolved to promote intelligent life, for\nthe sole purpose of producing Global Warming, in order to pump all\nthe hot air faster, along with any Flaming Meat Popsicles and\nExploding Bear Mites From Space! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLogic\nis great for adding details and indispensable for correcting errors\nand, sometimes, can even be used as an effective brute force Three\nStooges approach to problem solving, nonetheless, the enigmas we\nnormally encounter in life, can almost always be sorted out in very\nmuch the same manner as anyone might assemble a jig-saw puzzle, using\na humble systems logic a child can comprehend, beginning with\n"Framing The Big Picture". Typically, the outside edge\npieces in a jig-saw puzzle are much more humble, with one flat side,\nmaking them more useful when you first start to assemble the puzzle,\njust as exploring the overall shape of something can be an easy first\nstep towards figuring out whatever it might happen to be. Bullshit\nfuzzy logic expresses four rudimentary overlapping emotional-logics\nthat are context dependent for their meaning and expression, which I\ncover as I go along.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMetaphorically\nspeaking, the laws of physics themselves reflect our own mortal\nfallibility, and resemble the mind of a three year old telling her\nstory, with all the beauty and complexity of our universe emerging\nfrom mama nature’s humble simplicity, and lowbrow slapstick.\nEven whether our universe is metaphorical or allegorical is a\nnonsense question, when it is both, reflecting our own conscious and\nunconscious minds. The paradox of our existence demands that each\nmust decide for themselves how much meaning any of the metaphors we\nencounter in life have, but three year old’s don’t make clear\ndistinctions between what is beautiful and funny, what makes sense\nand doesn’t. Ensuring that the beauty of life naively revolves\naround what’s missing from this picture, which can more often\nmake all the difference in the world, precisely because mama nature’s\nnumber one house party rule is to keep paying it forward sucker, and\nplay nice, or else! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEverything\nmaking every bit as much sense as it doesn’t, means mama nature\nand the Collective Unconscious come with their own extensive user\nmanuals and complete tutorials, however, a paradoxical version of\nOccam’s Razor applies to everything and you have to be careful\nwhat you wish for, because the simplest workable explanation can be\nall the more tempting and convincing and, sometimes, the cure can be\nworse than the disease! Both wealth and knowledge can more easily\nbecome a curse, yet everything always works out for the universe as a\nwhole, if not for Goldilocks herself, who learned her lesson the hard\nway on "The Playground of Life", and there’s more of\nGoldilocks in all of us, than many among us will ever care to admit.\nThe universe can be considered totally random or utterly fated,\nunited, divided, magical, causal, a simulation, God farting, the\nMatrix, a giant virus, Boltzmann’s Brain, or the jar it floats in,\nPee Wee Herman’s Playhouse, or whatever you might happen to prefer,\nbut we ourselves appear to have limited freedom within the infinite\nsea to create our own local reality and dreams, making the\nself-evident truth and what is demonstrable both paramount, whenever\nattempting to identify or communicate anything meaningful. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tContrary\nto Noam Chomsky’s ideas, grammar has turned out to be related\nto the proximity of syntax within the brain, and children acquire\ngrammar the hard way, by crunching the numbers, while the English\nlanguage appears to have two distinct grammars, one vague and one\nexplicit, that compensate for rather high error rates. That’s\nnot to suggest that Chomsky was totally wrong, but that academia is\noften self-defeating, with most still failing to even teach a child\nhow to use a stupid dictionary, and promoting mob mentality as\ngenuine culture, then complaining about bullies, and the lowly\npeasants lacking all common sense and good taste, storming the palace\nwith knives and pitch forks for cheap thrills. Thanks, in no small\npart, to militant atheists demanding the right to make up any\nnonsense words and definitions they happen to prefer, academic\nphilosophy and linguistic analysis are still in the dark ages, but\nthat’s what makes academia such an exciting market to develop! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLinguistic\nanalysis without a sense of humor is guaranteed to produce Three\nStooges slapstick, making it crucial to develop Bullshit Linguistic\nAnalysis within the public domain and private sector, using\nmathematical formulas like this one, that can easily be automated in\na million ways, and give academics something entirely new to think\nabout. These days, a popular suspicion among the geeks is that a\nsingle algorithm rules the universe, and you can use the mathematics\nin this book, to predict pies-in-the-face for any algorithm they use,\nand encourage the idiots to believe whatever the hell they want. You\ncould even write the book on how the ancient long lost algorithms and\nmemes that rule the universe, are located somewhere in the Bermuda\nTriangle…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tContrary\nto decades of medical conventional wisdom, the immune system occupies\nthe skull and the meninges, surrounding the brain, and feeds the\nbrain hormones, as if the immune system regulates the brain, while\ngrammar appears to be both acquired and intrinsic, is related to our\nimmune and reproductive systems, and expresses its own particle-wave\nduality as syntax. What is intrinsic to life largely remains part of\nthe vague background that more subtly influences our emotions, while\nthe acquired consists of all of the more explicit content. For\nexample, the Chinese language uses more parts of the brain and, thus,\nmore syntax that can express subtle distinctions that classic logic\nsimply cannot account for, and that cannot be expressed in English.\nClassic logic falls apart in any extreme, if nothing else, becoming\noutrageously inefficient, thus, ensuring that traditional academic\nlinguistic analysis cannot even come close to actually describing\nhumor, much less, the real world. Chomsky has been called “The\nvoice of reason”, but his argumentative style is akin to an\nintellectual version of professional wrestling, and he’s acquired a\nfollowing of militant atheists that resembles any other cult of\npersonality, spouting endless rhetoric and, with academics in\nparticular, you have to avoid drinking the Kool-Aid, because they’re\nfrequently way too smart for their own good, and refuse to discuss\nsuch issues like adults.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tProviding\nan additional explanation for why Chomsky’s ideas have met with so\nlittle opposition in the hallowed halls, despite never quite fitting\nall the evidence, because being open minded and examining the Big\nPicture are not what academia is famous for although, admittedly, for\nclueless idiots who still insist Scientific Positivism is scientific,\nthey try harder than most. Militant atheists and other intellectual\nThree Stooges struggle with the concept of an oxymoron, and someone\nshould survey their use of language to see just how many complete\ncontradictions they claim are scientific. Whenever they can get away\nwith it, academics contradict themselves at the drop of a hat with\nimpunity, then act indignant the minute you point out they are\ncontradicting themselves. Which is why the Pentagon and private\ncorporations have invested a sizable fortune in computers and AI to\nreplace most of these militant atheists with, who like to brag about\nhow invaluable they are, to the very same societies they so harshly\ncriticize, and insist need to be censored.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tGood\nhelp with a green card is so hard to find these days, and it’ll\nbe decades before they can replace them all, while the truth remains\nthe playground of billionaires, and far too rich for my blood, so I\ndecided to give them everything I know, all at once, and see if they\nkill themselves any faster, or learn how to share their words and\nplay nice, but I’m not holding my breath. Hopefully, if I give them\nwhat they keep demanding, they will leave my Rainbow Family alone to\nwrite our stupid poetry in peace. They think money, guns, and AI are\nthe future, but they have no clue what awaits them, when they\nconfront mama nature! Dying is never to be confused with freedom and,\neither the truth can set us free, or it is to be avoided at all\ncosts, and left for the billionaires to play with, and Wall Street\nlawyers to decide. Since I am the only one I know of in my Rainbow\nFamily who can write this book, I give them as complete a description\nas I can of all the analog logic required to kill themselves faster,\nor to learn how to share their words and play nice, and leave the\nchoice up to them. Knowing, everybody wants to rule the world, but\nmoney rules the world, and all roads lead back to mama nature, who\ncan teach anyone the meaning of humility.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tInfants\nas young as eight months have already been documented as possessing\nthe rudiments of grammar, while English is biased towards dualistic\ncausal perspectives, and the only way to appreciate this more fully\nis to examine it using contextual vagueness. Much to my surprise, the\nfirst time I attempted to extrapolate poetry from the Tao Te Ching, I\ncracked its analog logic wide open like a walnut, and fried my brain.\nBillions of people consider the book to be the most enigmatic and\nunfathomable text ever written, and even the possibly that it could\never make sense to anyone is widely considered flat-out insane.\nNonetheless, two of my poems, “Cartoon Logic” and “Happy\nIdiots”, describe the two grammars in terms of syntax, making\nit possible for anyone to use them to interpret up to 83% of anything\nI write, in more traditional Western causal terms, while catching a\nglimpse of how the English language can also be viewed as the\nconscious mind, skeptically rejecting its own implied Bullshit Fuzzy\nLogic. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tApplying\na potty mouth lexicon to the Tao Te Ching requires about four hours,\nand I’ve seen others attempt to arbitrarily apply a potty mouth\nlexicon before, only to generate meaningless word salad. The\ndifference was that I had studied multiple versions of the text\nextensively for decades, studied with other students and masters for\nmany years, and had spent many more years devising my own home-brewed\nversion of “Bullshit Linguistic Analysis” using the\nvaguest of the first three or four most popular definitions, for\nalmost any word in the dictionary. However, my intention was not to\ncrack the analog logic of the Tao Te Ching, but to expand upon\nWittgenstein’s linguistic analysis, by emphasizing authenticity\nover knowledge. Like I said, I’m stubborn, and it was obvious\nto me that Wittgenstein didn’t take it far enough, and\nacademics never would because, guilty feet ain’t got no rhythm.\nHaving reached a complete dead-end in a year long effort to expand\nupon Wittgenstein, wasting a few hours playing around with the Tao Te\nChing was a last ditch effort on my part, hoping to gain the\nslightest insight into how to proceed with Wittgenstein. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAlthough\nI must admit I like Chinese food, know quite a few Chinese people,\nlove Kung Fu flicks, and happen to know a fair amount about the\nChinese, the analog logic of the Tao Te Ching is all that has ever\ninterested me about Taoism, I don’t speak Chinese, have never\nbeen to Asia, don’t have a yin-yang tattoo or own a copy of\n“The Tao of Pooh”, and I’ve never so much as taken\na Tai Chi class in my life. “Tao Te Ching” literally\ntranslates as “The Way of Ignorant Virtue” and,\nnaturally, I based my own potty mouth lexicon on the concept of\n“Ignorant Wisdom”, but the possibility that I might be\nthe first person in over 2,400 years to succeed in deciphering its\nanalog logic, had never occurred to me. I used the extremely lucid\nPeter Merel GNL interpolation of the text, available for free online,\nwhich contains three minor logic errors, that are easy to spot if\nyou’re good with the text, and I simply corrected for them. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAnybody\nwho writes our poetry will tell you its all about symmetry, and the\nonly requirement for writing Rainbow Warrior poetry is that you have\nto be masochistic enough to do all the editing while, in spite of my\nbrain damage, I can do a Rubic’s Cube in my head. In motion,\ncomplete with superimposing moving images, such as diagram arrows and\ndifferential gears, but its nowhere near as much fun as playing with\na real cube. Among other things, my brain damage left me with poor\nhearing and no sense of smell, and my vision compensates but, what I\ndidn’t know at the time, was that my brain damage makes me a sort of\nbiological computer for this sort of thing. Anyway, I recognized\nimmediately that I had accomplished the impossible, with only four\nserious logic errors, that would require at least a month to correct\nby extrapolating the first set of poems. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t\n There are over a hundred English language versions published and,\ntypically, Westerners prefer flowery romantic versions, and Asians\nprefer enigmatic mystical ones, while I had bumbled upon the\ndiscovery that potty mouth nursery rhymes can do the text more\njustice in English than anything else. Most are surprised at how\nlucid Merel’s interpolation is, but it is the mainstream which\ndemands the text be either cryptic or romantic and, the older the\ntext, the less cryptic and romantic they become. With guidance from\ntheir masters, Taoist monks often study the Tao Te Ching from early\nchildhood and, then, spend seven years on the average seeking\nenlightenment meditating in a cave, while I was a brain damaged\nhippie dippy, whose only interest in the subject was in gleaning the\nmyriad delightful hidden secrets behind its mindbogglingly convoluted\nanalog logic. Fortunately, I was neither a monk nor a scholar,\nbecause I had discovered the hard way that their mainstream\nWinnie-the-Pooh-You-Scrape-Off-Your-Shoes approach to the subject, is\nwhy they’ve made so little progress attempting to extrapolate\nit any further. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nChinese are so conservative, sometimes you’d swear they starch\ntheir underwear while saluting the flag, and they’re extremely\nfamily oriented, pun intended, which is why the Tao Te Ching that\neveryone is familiar with contains 81 short poems, but the set is\nincomplete and missing three “Lost Poems” which are\npornographic in Chinese. If Westerner’s seem to prefer Three\nStooges logic, Asians sometimes prefer Winnie-the-Pooh, but the\nancient Chinese secret is that Winnie-the-Pooh loves honey, and knows\nVictoria’s Secret. A recent examination of the text confirmed\nthat, like almost any classic work of art, it expresses a Fractal\nDragon equation, and the complete collection of 84 short poems is a\nminimalistic interpretation of the overall tome, which can be\nextrapolated out to no less than 4,430 poems total, which I estimate\nshould easily be well over 10,000 pages long. Taoism is perhaps the\nmost popular philosophy in the world, and the seventh most popular\nreligion, nonetheless, several hundred of these poems should turn out\nto be explicitly pornographic and, quite often, these should be ten\nto twenty pages long each. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHundreds\nof pages of mathematical mystical religious philosophical pornography\nbased on playground potty mouth nursery rhymes resembling the story\nof Goldilocks, Yogi Berra, Frank Zappa, Star Wars, Star Trek, the\nTwilight Zone, Alice in Wonderland, and the insatiable Winnie the\nPooh, is just too bizarre for even me to dwell upon for any length of\ntime and, after 2,400 years, there are only 200 known poems in\nexistence which have been extrapolated from the text, that are widely\nrecognized as being, more or less, word perfect and complete. In\nspite of all the insanity, some of these poems are gorgeous, and I’ve\nhad women beg me to write more sexy poems, only to have to inform\nthem its all math to me, or Bullshit Fuzzy Logic and, sometimes, even\nI don’t know what a poem is supposed to be about for years. For\nexample, after studying the Tao Te Ching for the first few years, I\nrealized it was missing a poem near the beginning of the text, that\ncould shed an enormous amount of light on the rest, but it required\ndecades for me to figure out the poem was about Cartoon Logic. Our\npoems say whatever the hell they want to say, and you have to be\ncareful what you wish for when it comes to magical mathematical\npornographic potty mouth bullshit poetry older than monuments, that\nthe computers are about to spit out by the thousands! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n \tAnyway,\na month later, once I had managed to extrapolate the first crude set\nof 84 poems using my own home-brewed bullshit lexicon, and linguistic\nanalysis of Ignorant Wisdom, it was easy to confirm that the reason\nfor all the pornography and confusion, is that Oneness Poetry in\ngeneral is derived from potty mouth nursery rhymes, that are older\nthan monuments, and still being reinvented for the first time by\nlittle kids everywhere. Rainbow Warrior poems say everything and\nnothing and, in that first moment of clarity, I realized that I had\nbumbled upon the secret behind the 12,000 year old Bagua, and was the\nfirst person in modern times to discover that potty mouth nursery\nrhymes provide the Rosetta Stone for assembling the story of Life,\nthe Universe, and Everything on the playground, based solely upon\ndemonstrables, the self-evident truth, and first principles. Thus,\nreconciling eastern and western philosophy, with a Bullshit Theory of\nEverything and Nothing, that can even explain quantum mechanics more\nparsimoniously. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOf\ncourse, it was the ancient Chinese blessing and curse, and I was all\ntoo aware that it would require well over a decade of hard work to\nextrapolate the complete bullshit logic, to the best of my ability,\nand that this was a one way trip down a rabbit hole, to where the\nbullshit flies in every direction, and never does see the light of\nday. But, some of these are the same potty mouth nursery rhymes that\nI’ve cherished since I was a small child, and billions of people read\nthe Tao Te Ching. Many of us who read and write these poems consider\nthem special, an integral part of our popular culture, sometimes\ntreating them similar to exotic pets that we cherish and breed\namongst ourselves, and commonly pass down to our children. So, I\nfigured, before the computers spit out all 4,430, and drive everybody\ninsane, an actual human being should be the first to write them down,\nand try to explain them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBelieve\nit or not, my words are mathematical, as well as magical, and tell me\nwhat to write, and not the other way around, and mama nature gets all\nthe blame for anything I write! Anyone who writes our poems will tell\nyou its flat out impossible to make them say anything they just\ndon’t, because their mathematics alone will throw anyone’s\ncrap right back in their face, but we usually prefer to allow people\nto discover that simple fact on their own which, normally, takes less\nthan three years or so. Fortunately, every time I think I’ve\ngot it right, it turns out I’m wrong, so it all works out\neventually, I think. For example, sometimes the words I type will\nliterally change themselves, but only if the word they substitute is\none I like way better than the original one I typed, and mama nature\nonce crashed six computers in a row on me, just to get the point\nacross as to who is in charge of what I can do on a computer, and\nthat she’s not impressed with temper tantrums. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIt\ndoesn’t matter what computer I use, mama nature decides what web\npages I can visit, what I can click on, who I can talk to, and what I\ncan write, online or offline, but almost anything I read, or anything\nanybody says to me in person, even if they spout gibberish along the\nlines of Dr Seuss, always provides insight into whatever I’m working\non at the time for my book and, more than once, I’ve thanked online\ntrolls for helping me work on my linguistic analysis. Some might\nthink I’m being modest, but there’s no way in hell I could ever write\nthis book without mama nature’s help, and she gets most of the credit\nfor the aesthetics as well, while I’m just a hack, an unpaid office\ndrone who collates all the data, and gets blamed by crazy Babylonians\nfor daring to use a dictionary, mathematics, and playground potty\nmouth nursery rhymes that don’t flatter them. The famous song writer\nJohn Prine claimed its all about editing, and John Brunner was a\nscience fiction hack after my own heart, who wrote perhaps a hundred\nbooks that all played around with maybe a dozen themes, with each new\nbook merely shuffling around many of the same themes in new ways but,\nout of all those books, a dozen are considered classics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHe\nknew those themes had something important to say to him and, you\ncould say, I’m not actually writing this book, so much as simply\ncollating the data, sometimes down to the last syllable, because\nevery word is mathematical, and I’m really more interested in\nfiguring out what’s missing from this picture than what it contains,\nwhich is how I discover new content. If I want to know my own\nthoughts, I certainly don’t have to write them down, and its much\nmore interesting to me to see what anything I write has to say for\nitself. My advantage over both Prine and Brunner, is that I can edit\nin higher dimensions, working 10-20x faster than average but, trust\nme, you really don’t want to know how sausages are made. Metaphors\ncan be outrageously more efficient to use than logic, but the time is\njust never what you think it is in a singularity, and anything I\nwrite is never done, and I merely get to the point where I can’t\nimprove upon it anymore, while extrapolating the language of mama\nnature from first principles, is not a job that I would wish on my\nworst enemy. Every Rainbow Warrior who writes our poetry agrees, if\nanyone can make our Bullshit Poems say anything they just don’t, then\nthey assume they can also walk on water.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nsaving grace is, being able to work out the physics empowers me to\nimprove upon the linguistics and everything else, because they all\nshare the same recursive analog logic, making the process akin to\nmerely assembling a giant word puzzle, but one that would intimate\nthe New York Times editor, because you have to retrodict "Life,\nthe Universe, and Everything". More or less, I had to perform\nthe equivalent of rewriting this entire book, and every poem in it,\nfrom beginning to end at least five times, with each version making\nperfect sense in its own rite, once going eight months without a clue\nas to what anything I was writing was leading up to, frequently\nrewriting everything, and even switching fonts repeatedly, all for\nthe sole purpose of getting the symmetry correct, in order to provide\nthe most humble and elegant expression possible. Think of a puzzle so\nenormous, you have to spend at least fifteen years just familiarizing\nyourself as to how to begin to assemble such a puzzle, then another\nfifteen years shuffling all the pieces around, just to get a glimpse\nof what its actually supposed to look like. In my case, I not only\nknew how to assemble the puzzle, which is as much geometry as\nanything else, but how to logically dissect it, as if it were merely\na frog in biology.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nonly way I can write anything, is if I assume I have little or no\nclue what its all leading up to, and just follow the analog logic,\nwhich can only be absorbed through attrition and osmosis, requiring\nat least fifteen years of study. It required nine months just to\ncollect half the metaphors, and well over a decade to get most of the\nlinguistics straightened out, so I could begin to explore the physics\nin earnest. If I need any new metaphors or research, mama nature\nprovides them on a daily basis, and says she wants me to make her\nlook pretty, but she’ll sometimes throw data at me as fast as I can\ngo, for as long as I can keep it up, with nine months being my\nrecord. A quarter of the poems I’ve written were 10-20 pages long,\nand I threw them out along with half the chapters, as unnecessary to\nbore people with, but I had to write them in order to collect the\nnecessary analog logic to write shorter poems and chapters, that can\nsay more in fewer words. Sometimes, we encourage newbies to try and\nfigure out where the kitchen sink goes in our poetry, but its a snipe\nhunt. The sink can be found in the poem, "All She Wants To Do Is\nDance!" And, Don Henley gets all the credit for finding both the\ntoilet and the kitchen sink.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tInfantile\nmystical magical mathematical pornographic bullshit poetry that\nexpresses both modern physics and linguistics is, understandably,\nextremely difficult for outsiders to comprehend but, believe it or\nnot, most of what I cover in this book are subjects that many of my\nfriends enjoy discussing late into the night around the fire, and I\nwrite this book for all of you clowns, who know damned well who you\nare, and this book means all debts are paid! Lilu was the only idiot\nstupid enough to ask to be included in the credits, and shares credit\nwith mama nature. So, Steal This Book if you can find a copy in a\ncommunist bookstore, and hide it from the kids. Asians and hippies\ntypically have a love affair with metaphors, and writing this kind of\nbook is similar to assembling a giant fractal jig-saw puzzle that you\nmust first study how to assemble for decades, just to be sure you\nhave a chance of coming anywhere near finishing one within your\nlifetime. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAbout\nthe only thing that anybody I’ve ever met has known about the plot\nbehind our poetry, is that it vaguely resembles Winnie the Pooh,\nGoldilocks, Frank Zappa, Shakespeare, Sesame Street, “Its a\nMad, Mad, Mad, Mad World”, “Star Trek”, “Star\nWars”, “Alice in Wonderland”, “The Wizard of\nOz”, and “The Tower of Babel”. However, the Tao Te\nChing was clearly the inspiration for a classic Chinese fairytale\nabout a dragon with a hidden treasure, and the Stairway to Heaven,\nwhich is an actual set of stairs in China, that traverse a narrow\nmountain pass. Together, the chapters and poetry of this book express\nits particle-wave duality, its maddeningly vacuous infantile logic,\nwhich must be every bit as humble as it is complex, empowering humble\njokes to express how beauty and humor, logic and nonsense, are\ncontext dependent, with humor being less abstract and requiring more\nauthenticity. We require abstract logic in order to determine if\nanything is funny, or makes no damned sense, and we require at least\na vague sense of humor in order to determine if logic is funny, or\nlow in meaningful content in the current situation. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLogic\nis our pretense that life makes sense, which only works as often as\nit does because mama nature insists that everybody pay it forward,\nwhile having a sense of humor is how we become aware of when logic\nonly superficially appears to make sense, and provides one way in\nwhich our conscious and unconscious minds can reconcile their\ndifferences. I cover more of the sociology and psychology in other\nchapters, but the more resolutely we insist that life must make\nsense, the less sense life can make, while the more we accept that\nlife ultimately makes no damned sense, the more practical sense it\ncan make, and the issue is not so much whether we can make more sense\nout of life, but that life is for the living, and not merely about\nsolving puzzles. For many, much of what I write about in this book\nwill be difficult to believe, and I urge them to explore the\nsociological evidence in particular, and decide for themselves, but\nexploring the implications of instant karma is what this book is all\nabout. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nthe name of scientific objectivity, growth, and progress, academia is\nstill vehemently arguing that time is money, just another machine you\nput to work for you, and our universe isn’t magical. As far as most\nacademics are concerned, even the possibility that humor and magic\ncan describe logic and causality better than vice versa is anathema.\nWith the invention of formal logic, they’ve been systematically\nsuppressing their own evidence for instant karma for the last 2,000\nyears and, increasingly, adopting a stance of "See no evil, hear\nno evil, speak no evil" as the only remaining viable alternative\nto using a stupid dictionary. All too predictably, despite people\nbeing social animals, and written language being 5,000 years old, the\nlinguistic and sociological evidence have lagged far behind that of\nthe physical sciences, but are about to catch up with a vengeance,\nand bite modern philosophy, physics, and psychology in the ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWe\nperceive objects in our immediate environment as being more real and\nconcrete, not because they’re more logical or real, but because it\nusually makes sense to assume they’re more real, unless you happen to\nbe visiting a carnival Fun House. Even the cells of our bodies\ncomprehend to some extent that some things are just bullshit its\nusually best to ignore, explaining laughter and being ticklish as\ntypes of feedback loops related to how our cells organize, and\ncollectively focus their attention, because its impossible for us to\nfocus on both the context and its contents simultaneously. Playfully\nchattering noisily among themselves, our nerves and neurons keep\nbouncing back and forth between the two, comparing what’s\nmissing from this picture with what it contains, searching for subtle\ndistinctions, and the next punch line, and explaining why its\nimpossible to tickle yourself, or tickle your own fancy, as being\nsimilar to attempting to explain a joke, and taking all the fun out\nof it.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tYou\nlive, you learn, which is why there are times we only wish we could\nforget, and even our neurons routinely decide for themselves, exactly\nwhat memories they can live without, and what they might prefer to\nfocus on next. Symmetry is everything in systems logics and, if life\nis comparable to a giant gestalt beyond human imagination, it is\nequally humble and elegant, funny and beautiful, tacky and tasteful\nwhich, of course, is what keeps life interesting. The systems logic\nat work between the conscious and unconscious mind can be compared to\na game of “Sock-Puppet-Peek-a-Boo” with our subconscious\nmind merely doing what it knows how to do, randomly playing around\nwith patterns in a frequently infantile manner, yet the whole always\nremains far greater than any mere sum of parts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAn\neasy way to conceptualize how the two grammars work, is that one\nfrequently provides a humorous, sometimes tongue-in-cheek, playful\ndescription of the Big Picture, while the other plays devil’s\nadvocate, skeptically questioning everything, similar to the\nstraight-man in a two man comedy act. Goldilocks is every adorable\ntoddler and puppy that wants to run out in the middle of busy\ntraffic, and our skeptical conscious mind evolved to stop them, but\nthe two constantly exchange identities, due to the whole game still\nultimately being based on our unconscious game of\nsock-puppet-peek-a-boo. The subconscious can also be compared to a\nsmall child playing with dolls, and attempting to figure out what is\nworth ignoring when they grow up. At any given time our conscious\nmind can be entirely unaware that the game relies heavily upon the\nsame error prone Monty Carlo statistics required to win more often on\nLet’s Make a Deal but, as confusing as any situation might\nbecome, there ain’t nobody home but us chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhy\ngrow old, when you can be forever young? The answer to the Liar’s\nParadox, is that it will transform into the Sorites Heap Paradox, and\nvice versa, expressing particle-wave duality in everything, while the\nUltimate Truth is that the bullshit that can be spoken of is not the\nenduring bullshit, or “What was the question?” Ultimate\nreality has moved to La-La Land, and the researchers were puzzled by\ntheir results resembling the Liar’s Paradox, implying that the\nBig Bang is a Big Lie, and existence as we know it had no original\ncause, while the humor of the scientists expresses the contextual\nvagueness of the Sorites Heap Paradox begging the question of when to\ncall a pile of sand a “heap” of sand, bullshit bullshit,\nand bringing up the additional questions of when anything is\nconsidered funny or serious, vague or explicit, insulting or\nflattering. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSocrates\nbelieved in the memory of God, whom none may look upon and remember\nin all his glory, and the Ultimate Truth for mere mortals like\nourselves, is that we may only appreciate the greater truth more\nfully, by embodying our own personal truth. Whenever we venture forth\non faith and personal integrity alone, no longer bothering to draw\nany clear distinctions between who we are and what we are doing,\nbecoming ever greater harmonious self-actualized poetry in motion as\nwe live our dreams… Of course, without necessarily abandoning our\nbrain on the side of the road! The resulting magical\nGoldilocks-Murphy universe vaguely resembles Jim Henson’s “The\nDark Crystal” and extrapolates Bertram Maslow’s famous\n“Hierarchy of Needs” into a “Rainbow Spectrum of\nDesires”, and combines everything within the Jungian Collective\nUnconscious, which I cover as I go along but, for now, suffice it to\nsay that authenticity, spirituality, and humor, are the indivisible\n“complimentary-opposites” of knowledge, beauty, and\nreason, which frequently attempt to deny their existence and\nvalidity. Thankfully, the more stupid any slapstick, the more elegant\nit can also become because, without its saving graces, life as we\nknow it would be impossible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhenever\nanyone asks my opinion, I tell them reality can be considered\nsomething external to ourselves that persists even after we leave the\nroom and, paradoxically, something we also just make up in our heads,\nbecause any humanly conceivable reality will always fall apart in\nextreme situations, and reality remains stranger than fiction, no\nmatter how good a writer you are. People tend to go cross-eyed when I\nsay that, but its impossible to imagine that we just make everything\nup in our heads, as anything more than a vague abstraction, while its\nequally impossible to prove reality can exist without observers and,\nalong with all the other modern evidence, suggests that reality is\ntruly stranger than fiction, and fiction just never was the same\nwithout reality. Quantum mechanics can be considered proof that\nwonder yet remains the beginning of all wisdom, and ignorant virtue\nits own reward, because reality will inevitably transform into\nfiction, whenever everything is Deja Vu all over again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nyou want to know the mind of God, a great place to begin is by\nlistening to our Goldilocks universe, which tells the story of our\nown mortal fallibility, and where reality meets the dream, somewhere\nin the Muppet Show Twilight Zone! Within our "Goldilocks\nMultiverse", a billion universes here, a billion there and,\npretty soon, you’re talking real universes but, according to a\ncentury of evidence, everything appears to express particle-wave\nduality, and reality itself is ultimately beyond all human\nimagination, not to mention, beyond all bounds of decency and good\ntaste! In reality, reality has a way of consistently fooling\neverybody and letting everyone down, so I tell people to get over it\nalready! \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tReality\njust never turns out to be exactly what you ordered and, as useful\nand important a concept as reality can be, like anything else, it can\nbe extremely counterproductive, and reality can be said to have no\ndemonstrable meaning or value outside of the context of our own\nmortal fallibility, nightmares and dreams. No matter how stridently\nyou insist that everything must make sense to you personally, or that\nbillions of idiots can’t be wrong, and the earth must be flat\nor whatever, nevertheless, it remains impossible to see the back of\nyour own head, or exactly how fat your own ass is, without at least a\nmirror. Of course, mirrors can lie, and mama nature’s complaint\ndepartment is a recording of laughter! Whenever everybody’s reality\nappears to be staged, and nobody can agree upon the definition of\nstupid, reality TV is a complete oxymoron. That’s not to say\nyou can’t change your reality but, sometimes, its just harder\nto accomplish and, if reality TV is your reality, you can always\nblame it on 42 being as good an explanation as any other, and being\nborn into a comedy club that never closes. The trick in life is to\nlearn how to laugh like a drooling idiot, about two years old. My\nfather would always chuckle and, as if I were Beaver Cleaver, he’d\nsay, “Without heart kid, ya got nothing!” Tribals like to\nsay, “The spark within can never die” and, if there are\nno simple answers in life and you can’t seem to find your\nheart, it has a way of finding you, along with the occasional\n"Episodic Invasion of the Flaming Meat Popsicles and Bear Mites\nFrom Space!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOne\nof the broader philosophical implications, is that it must be\npossible to view life as being every bit as simple as it is complex,\nas humble as it is elegant, laughable as it is serious, trivial as it\nis significant, and we must be every bit as unconscious and unaware\nas we are conscious and aware. Explaining why we have an entire\nspectrum of thoughts, emotions, consciousness, unconsciousness,\nnightmares, and dreams. Eternally graced by the all encompassing warm\nembrace of gravity’s resplendent rainbow, yet so easily overlooked in\nthis Great Big Universe, like a needle in a haystack, hidden deep\nwithin the unimaginably vast sweeping arms of the stately rotating\nMilky Way Galaxy, orbiting close to a rather average star in the\nmidst of a warm period, cast adrift upon the infinite sea on our tiny\nlife-raft planet earth, wandering forever Lost in Space, somewhere in\nthe Twilight Zone, sometimes becoming real dizzy spinning round and\nround in concentric circles, yet still safely ensconced and far\nremoved from any cataclysmic events such as the Big Bang, We Are The\nBelief Makers, Spirits in the Material World! Where dreamers all\nawaken to live their own nightmares and dreams because, of course, in\na magical Goldilocks universe, we are all born to fall on our butts!\nFalling on your ass gracefully counts for extra points, which is why\nanyone with a lick of sense knows that the meek shall inevitably\ninherit the earth, and the trick in life is to keep paying it forward\nsucker, and learn how to laugh at yourself as if you didn’t\nhave a care in the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEverything\nrevolving around what’s missing from this picture, means\nshadows all cast light, in the form of virtual particles, while\nignorance must lead to knowledge and, vice versa, knowledge must\ninevitably lead to ignorance. People attached to specific\nmetaphysical views tend to chase their own tails when they fail to\nsee that the universe can be humorously described using four\noverlapping pseudo-metaphysics and, sometimes, I encourage\nmetaphysicians to chase their own tails, hoping the light bulb will\neventually come on. For over a century now the evidence has steadily\nmounted that metaphysics are simply far too limited to describe the\nreal world, and the response of academics has been to reject their\nown dictionary, scream louder in protest, or spout complete nonsense,\nwhile shoving their noses deeper into cutting edge technology so\nexpensive, it costs more than most national budgets.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tConsider\nthe lilies of the field, they toil not, nor do the spin, but they\nstill grow them for funeral parlors. Hidden somewhere in the darker\ndepths of the murky unconscious, at an as yet undisclosed location,\nsomewhere between sense and nonsense, resides one Bob, "The\nDude", who yet abides at a safe remove from the chaos of life,\nposing for the cameras, deeply entrenched where nothing ever quite\nmakes perfect sense, and nothing is ever totally meaningless,\nsomewhere in La-La Land off Hollywood Blvd. Yet, enigmatically, no\nmatter how well he is received, nor how loud the applause, the number\nof tweets he receives, or how good the service, searching for what’s\nmissing from this picture under the spotlights never does manage to\nclarify a damned thing. Nonetheless, as we’ll soon see, even Lost in\nSpace somewhere in the Twilight Zone, everything always works out for\nthe universe as a whole, if not for The Dude himself. Quantum\nmechanics appear to require 8 dimensions and a singularity, or up to\n26 dimensions, to formulate properly using existing mathematics, and\nthe idea that anyone’s bullshit can describe that in any\nmeaningful causal terms is laughable. (Oooh Shiny!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tArthur\nC. Clark once romantically wrote that, “Any sufficiently\nadvanced technology is indistinguishable from magic” because\ncomedy was never his strong point, and this book explores how to\nautomate both humor and magic, and integrate them into our\ntechnologies, societies, economies, and ecologies, without having to\nrely on academia and the mainstream to get their shit together. The\nnatural world is so appealing to us because the more organic, humble,\nand elegantly complex anything becomes, the more magical, like a\nnewborn baby, but infants are also natural born comedians, because\nneither love nor magic ever did make a damned bit of sense.\nPoetically, if you want to call it poetry, it remains impossible to\nsee exactly how fat your own ass is without at least a mirror, for\nnone can appreciate the humor and beauty of their own soul like\nanother. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhen\nexamining what’s missing from this picture, symmetry and\nharmony are the central issues and, due to our internal game of\nSock-Puppet-Peek-a-Boo, and the enormous complexity of our\nenvironment, the illusion that a single set of causal metaphysics\napplies to everything is persistent, and only falls apart in extreme\nsituations, but these are rarely earth-shattering in our daily lives,\nand are typically easily dismissed and quickly forgotten. Every\nelectronics engineer I know has complained that it makes no damned\nsense whatsoever, that they have to account for electron holes moving\naround on chips without their electrons, but they’ve all turned\nme down flat every time I’ve offered to explain. Obviously,\nmost people only desire to hear and believe whatever they wish to\nhear and believe, in the name of common sense and science, expressing\ntheir own stubborn inertia. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nhallowed halls have known for over forty years that Sesame Street and\nthe UN have utterly failed in their mission to teach the public how\nto use a dictionary, share their words, and play nice on the\nplayground of life, but even admitting their failures can be widely\nviewed as a failure, and Big Bird should hang his head in shame. Its\ntotally pointless and even counter-productive to suggest to academics\nor the mainstream that Jim Henson was right, and newborn babies and\nquanta are both magically self-organizing, when a quarter of the\npopulation still insist the sun revolves around the earth, and the\nidiots are now claiming Big Bird is an evil commie plot, as they\nstorm the palace with knives and pitch forks, while militant atheists\nblame dictionaries and religion as the work of the devil. But, fear\nnot, academics have ingratiated themselves to their own governments\nand corporations to such an extent, that they are now poised to\nrapidly automate them out of existence. Extensive experiments have\nindicated that classrooms can easily be over 120 students if you use\ncomputers and, as I mentioned earlier, Natural Philosophy gains\nentirely new meaning when you realize the latest experiment indicates\nAI doesn’t require any silly laws of physics, and may prove capable\nof replacing every single scientist, by merely crunching the numbers.\nTheoretical Physics could soon become a branch of Theology, and\nrelocate to Vaudeville.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tApparently,\nEinstein spun his wheels for over a decade attempting to conquer\ntime, while Newton was ahead of his time, because he never did\ncomprehend time, or networking systems logic. You have to be careful\nwhat you wish for in a Goldilocks universe, and insisting that\neverything makes sense, means your job can be automated. A cloudy sky\ncan sometimes become perfectly clear in seconds, as if all the clouds\nsimply vanished into thin air, but is a known macroscopic quantum\neffect straight out of the Simpsons, that many might casually dismiss\nas having a mundane explanation. The US government recruited\nenthusiastic volunteer snipers, from among Native American trackers\nwho were all legends in their own time, only for everyone to be\nsurprised to discover the mojo was lost, the minute they cut off\ntheir hair. I’ve had people tell me they’ve experienced\ntime coming to a complete halt when a watched pot of water refused to\nboil, which is one of the better known common manifestations of\ninstant karma and, of course, hardly anybody ever believes them, and\nthey have no real clue what instant karma is. With the introduction\nof a theory of everything, the nightmare will finally be over, when\nthe machines can tell anyone anything they want to know, and modern\nacademia is reduced to just another religious minority, arguing over\nthe definition of stupid, and blaming everyone for destroying the\nworld, as they invent the latest and greatest iPhones, and weapons of\nmass destruction, and lobby congress to censor the internet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\nalmost a century, every leading physical theory that has lasted worth\na spit has incorporated yin-yang push-pull dynamics, but academia has\nturned their usual jaundiced eye towards systematically exploring the\nsubject, and doesn’t seem too excited about the prospects.\nRoughly half the planet has claimed since the dawn of agriculture\nthat time is not some sort of machine, as classic logic suggests, but\nthe truth and whatever you happen to believe can be extremely\ndangerous in Babylon, where the public still insists the only way to\npreserve their personal integrity, is by the government and\ncorporations they call evil lying to them for their own protection,\nwhich academia proudly supports. Of course, a classic example of\ninstant karma is when crap appears to follow you around on the\nhorizon or, worse still, mama nature makes a special point, of\npersonally reminding you that she can, and most certainly will, make\nyou live to regret some of your choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBizarrely,\ntwo strange women once mocked me online, for admitting when they\nasked, that I believe in Relativistic time dilation and, for all I\nknow, both of them believe the sun revolves around the earth, and\nwere practicing for an audition for a reality TV show. Sometimes,\npeople are curious and ask me questions about magic, but I always\ntell them magic is highly overrated and, with mama nature, you have\nto be careful what you wish for! The whole reason I’m writing this\nbook, is because neither magical mysticism nor modern science makes\nany damned sense out of the Big Picture that all the data suggests\nand, I figured, eventually some poor slob has to try to actually make\nmore sense out of all the crap! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMagic\ncan be described as synonymous with karma and the Collective\nUnconscious and, also, with virtual particles and nonlinear temporal\ndynamics, or what Leibniz described as the "Life-Force"\nanimating everything in the universe, and still emanating from the\nBig Bang. The complexity of the earth and moon’s composition and\ndynamics can be thought of as focusing Chi, or virtual particles,\nstill emanating from the Big Bang and the giant black hole in the\ncenter of the Milky Way Galaxy. Which makes magic mathematical and\nquantifiable as a science, but a statistical science closely related\nto quantum mechanics and our sense of humor, while mainstream\nacademia’s bias against both humor and magic could not be more\nblatant, and calling them objective on either subject is a stretch of\nthe imagination, when they can’t even teach a child how to use a\ndictionary, reject their own wisdom philosophies, and empirical\nevidence. This book, provides alternatives for anyone seeking light\nat the end of the tunnel, anyone who is sick and tired of waiting for\nacademics to actually start to use a dictionary, much less, save the\nworld from their own students.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOf\ncourse, since none of the idiots even knows how to use a dictionary,\nI had to retrodict Life, the Universe, and Everything the hard way,\nreinventing formal logic, physics, and linguistic analysis in the\nprocess, just to cut through all the bullshit, and had to study with\nthe Taoists who, more often than not, might as well take a vow of\nsilence for all the difference it makes in this world. If "The\nTao is Silent", its because nobody is listening baby, and you\nneed to take the hint. My Rainbow Warrior poetry has never let me\ndown, and I urge anyone interested in magic, sanity, or just living\nlonger, to blow up their fucking TV as a public health service, find\nnew ways to pay it forward more often, and pay more attention to\nwhat’s missing from this picture, because the well is truly\nbottomless, and anybody even mentioning the problem is quickly\nsilenced. Like a mud puddle, Babylonian bullshit is typically as\nshallow as it gets, merely promoting a culture of compulsive liars\nand playground lynch mobs all arguing over the definition of stupid\nand, sometimes, ready to kill each other, or storm the palace with\nknives and pitch forks just for cheap thrills, while bragging they\nhad the finest education that money can buy. Making publishing\nanonymously, often within the public domain, frequently the only\nviable way to share knowledge, and I’m eternally grateful to my\nRainbow Family for sharing their stupid poetry, and the knowledge of\nhow to avoid the more insane Babylonians, and how to seek out\nalternatives.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOne\nof the more striking implications of quanta being random, is that\nhumor can describe logic more parsimoniously, and make more sense out\nof how logic fits into the Big Picture. Nevertheless, academia’s all\ntoo predictable response to discoveries such as quantum mechanics and\nfuzzy logic, has been to attempt to describe humor logically, while\nclassifying jokes older than monuments, all because it makes money\nand supports the mindless mob. But, that’s what makes them so\nreliably easy to exploit for fun for profit. What most academics will\ndeny with their dying breath, is that the preponderance of the\nevidence supports the view that logic that can’t be defined as useful\nis just more abstract bullshit by definition, making skepticism\nwithout a sense of humor merely arguing over the definition of\nstupid, while a sense of humor without skepticism is impossible! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nthe real world, Star Trek Vulcans would suck at higher mathematics,\nand be limited to teaching classical mathematics, and pondering the\nprofound mysteries of French Curves, String theories, and the\nPythagorean Mystics. For me personally, Newtonian mechanics paint the\nLittle Picture according to classic logic, while General Relativity\npaints the Big Picture, and formally describes where causal\nmetaphysics start to fall apart in every way imaginable. Star gazing\ncan be compared to watching a pot of water boil, a toddler falling on\ntheir butt, a celestial clock, abstract art, or any number of things,\nwith a mathematical examination of Newtonian Mechanics concluding\nthat an arbitrary number of rudimentary metaphors can be used to\ndescribe all of classical mathematics and physics, with equal\naccuracy. If you ignore the evidence of fuzzy logic and quantum\nmechanics, you can claim that everything is composed of black holes,\nsuper balls, rubber bands, strings, springs, gears, fuzzy dice,\ncoo-coo clocks, lava lamps, noodles, Barbie dolls, Rubic’s\nCubes, little tiny tornadoes leading somewhere over the rainbow, wavy\ngravy, or lime Jell-O for all I know, and nobody can ever prove you\nwrong, but you’ll lose more often on Let’s Make a Deal.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHippies\nlike to say, “We are all Ugly Ducklings ascending the stairway\nto Heaven, and whenever harmony is lost, balance will be restored.”\nEnsuring that paradise lost will inevitably become paradise regained,\njust not necessarily in your lifetime, and it helps to be smarter\nthan a damned chicken! To everything turn, turn, turn, there is a\ntime and a place, and Rainbow Gatherings are considered sacred\nground. Its very much a cultural thing with many of us and, quite\ncommonly, if people at a Gathering start foolishly arguing over\nnonsense in public, twenty or more hippies will all yell at them,\n“Whenever harmony is lost, balance will be restored!”\nWorks every time and, thankfully, the juxtaposition of harmony and\nbalance can be used to describe anything, including our own\nparticle-wave duality, and how the future can be thought of as\nnormalizing the present, in a somewhat predictable manner. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThat\nis, if you happen to be enlightened, and intuitively grasp some of\nthe more profound of the many, frequently vehemently denied and\nsummarily dismissed as totally pointless, of the long lost and all\ntoo easily forgotten, ancient mysteries still vexing all of humanity\nto this day. The mind-bending enigmatic secrets, behind raising\nchickens in a Goldilocks universe! Although chickens and the story of\nGoldilocks are both quite humble, nonetheless, they possess profound\nunseen depths, and Siddhartha can be said to have become enlightened\nwhen he listened to the sounds of the river, and heard the quiet\nmurmuring of chickens, which can be considered the most rudimentary\nlanguage that everything in nature speaks. The Collective Unconscious\nchuckles contentedly, or murmurs like a babbling brook, then laughter\nevolves into musical harmony, and abstract language emerges from the\nmusic, or yin-yang push-pull dynamics. An infant will gibber and coo,\nmaking every sound humanly possible, while their mother sings musical\nbaby-talk to them and, eventually, the light bulb comes on. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThey\nbegin to comprehend language, because they intuitively comprehend the\nsame yin-yang push-pull dynamics, and simple pattern matching, that\nevery toddler and puppy dog adore, and the same parts of the brain\nare used for language, that we use for movement. Its possible to use\nmodern music theory to update information and game theory, and the\nwhole process can be described as merely following the symmetry and\nharmony in everything, and paying it forward, with the baby\nsynchronizing with their mother’s voice, very much like mated wrens,\nand learning how to pay it forward. The laws of thought overlap to\nproduce our own local reality, within the larger reality we all share\nand, again, gravity provides an elegant example of how this works.\nWhich can be described as harmonious, with each of us possessing our\nown harmonious receptive gravity, and contentious inertia that we\nshare with the rest of the universe because, of course, we are all\nborn to fall on our butts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDramatically\nexpressing their particle-wave duality, the smallest pond can\nsometimes be the busiest place that can shed invaluable light upon\nthe Big Picture, yet the Big Picture never fails to shine a spotlight\non the tiniest pond and, upon occasion, a giant pie-in-the-face!\nWhile we can document this give and take in the morality and\nmetaethics that people express, we can also witness it anywhere in\nnature, and observe where metaphors and analogies overlap, and remain\ncontext dependent, with explicit analogies emerging from vague\nmetaphors. Gravity spreads out effortlessly in every direction, as if\nholding its own needy love-fest, which has been compared to baby\npeeps huddling for warmth, and the spiral galaxies can be compared to\nchickens running in circles, while a supernova is the chickens\nscattering in every direction. Exactly where all the chickenshit\nfinally lands, only the Great Gonzo knows for sure.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\nits part, inertia is much pickier than gravity and can be\nin-your-face, like an indignant chicken, and all too easy to measure\nlike a Jamaican sandwich, while gravity is much more nebulous,\negalitarian, slippery, and difficult to pin down on smaller scales,\nimplying gravity reflects more of the Big Picture, that makes\ninertia, and chickens, possible. Therefore, by examining how inertia\nbehaves in distinctive situations, we should be able to get a better\nidea of how gravity works. Peering all the way back to the Big Bang,\ntelescopes have revealed what appears to be Dark Energy suddenly\naccelerating the inertial expansion of the universe half-way through,\nas if the Big Bang and Dark Energy represent the particle-wave\nduality of the universe, expanding without limit, while Dark Energy\nand Dark Matter are similar to gravity, in that both possess\nextremely vague identities and, apparently, only interact weakly with\nthe rest of the universe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSome\ntheories have even suggested that Dark Matter and Dark Energy don’t\nexist, despite the preponderance of the evidence indicating they do,\nand are quite indispensable, with incredibly vague Dark Energy,\ncontrasting sharply with the much more explicit, and random\nappearing, Big Bang. Similarly, a mathematical examination of the Big\nBang concluded that, without gravity, the universe would have quickly\ndispersed while, without inertia, it would have quickly collapsed\nback on itself. Note how this particular discovery is the same as the\ndiscovery that the Big Bang’s temperature was just right, and\ntells us absolutely nothing about the Big Bang itself except, it\nappears to have been just right. Einstein’s famous rubber sheet\nuniverse implies that gravity doesn’t actually do anything and,\ninstead, merely provides the shortest distance between any two\npoints, leaving all the real work for contentious inertia to\naccomplish. Thus, gravity conspicuously occupies space, without\nactually taking up any space, and graciously facilitates the creation\nof life, bringing all the myriad good things together, empowering the\nsun itself to shine down upon us and the sweet rains to fall softly\nin our fields, all without ever having to do a damned thing because,\nit turns out, gravity is just right in a magical Goldilocks universe.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBetween\nthem, inertia and gravity describe all the varieties of motion we can\nsee in the world around us and, apparently, we can’t even\nimagine another universe that didn’t contain both, as anything\nmore than a vague abstraction. A gravity-less Big Bang, quickly\ndispersing in every direction, can be considered equivalent to the\nuniverse expanding to infinity and beyond, before anything has a\nchance to form, while gravity collapsing back onto itself without\ninertia, is equivalent to creating a dimensionless singularity. The\nexistence of gravity, Dark Energy, and particle-wave duality can all\nbe thought of as supporting the idea that, by default, we inhabit a\nparadoxical multiverse within a singularity, or a nonsensical\nmetaphorical-reality, which would ultimately make it impossible to\nclearly distinguish space from time, harmony from dissonance, gravity\nfrom inertia. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tGravity\nand inertia can be considered just another self-organizing system,\nwhere gravity facilitates the creation of inertia which, in turn,\nmoderates or normalizes gravity, knocking off the worst bumps, and\nensuring that gravity gets spread around everywhere, and that\neverybody still has plenty of room to move around and play. Instead\nof our universe resembling a billiard ball table or rubber sheets, it\nmore closely resembles a Charlie Chaplin movie reel that\nprogressively transforms into psychedelic art. Again, the collective\nmotions of massive bodies and inertia in distinctive situations,\nshould display this same metaphorical fuzzy wuzzy, particle-wave\nduality, of the vague and explicit, and provide additional hints that\nspace and time exchange identities, according to a self-organizing\nand self-correcting systems logic, which should also reflect how the\nhuman mind works. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFrom\nan analytical viewpoint, the closer we scrutinize the Big Picture the\nmore impossible it should become to make clear distinctions, with the\nsingle exception of the complex symmetry of the principle of\nidentity, progressively vanishing down the nearest convenient rabbit\nhole or toilet of your personal preference, on any given occasion. Of\ncourse, in a somewhat orderly, if ultimately random fashion. Many\nhave speculated about the existence of a cosmic consciousness, but a\nuniversal recursion in the principle of identity means reality\nremains stranger than fiction, and the central issue is our faith in\nour own personal integrity and authenticity. Individually, quanta\nappear to behave randomly, but the overall universe also appears to\nbehave randomly, with both our leading physical theories requiring\nmore than three dimensions and, together, implying that the Big\nPicture is simply humanly inconceivable, as anything more than a\nvague abstraction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSome\nhave pointed out that our universe vaguely resembles a brain, but 42\nbeing as good as it gets, ensures that, sometimes, we actually do our\nbest thinking with our big toe, and must inevitably take our own\nawareness on faith alone. Even assuming that our universe is some\nsort of cosmic consciousness, that can blow both Frank Zappa’s mind\nand speakers, it appears to be beyond all human comprehension, merely\njiving us with that Cosmic Debris. Once again, ensuring that each\nmust cultivate faith in their personal journey, and the Episodic\nFlaming Meat Popsicle. Although I personally believe we inhabit a\nmagical universe, being agnostic myself, in my poetry I describe God\nas synonymous with magic, love, and the truth. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBelievers\nhave frequently called me the most spiritual agnostic they’ve ever\nmet, which I take as a great compliment, but I feel it merely\nreflects the fact that both atheists and believers have attempted to\nredefine agnosticism for everyone else, to the point of poisoning the\nvery ground between them, and compelling agnostics everywhere to hide\nin the closet. Both atheists and the religious have rejected all the\nmounting evidence that humor can describe logic, better than logic\ncan describe humor, and that its quite possible for an agnostic with\na sense of humor to be both more rational than an atheist, and more\nspiritual than a believer. Neither academics nor the religious are\nexactly famous for admitting their ignorance, which is why they rely\nso heavily on organizing like chickens. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nthe US, a few famous preachers have come out of the closet and\ndeclared themselves to be agnostic, while its quite common for Taoist\npriests to secretly be agnostic, and if the mainstream knows so\nlittle about agnosticism, they can thank their own academics and\nreligious institutions for their ignorance. Rainbow Warrior poetry\ncan embrace the strengths of both believers and nonbelievers alike,\nby simply choosing to laugh more often, share our words and play\nnice, but Babylonians burned poor William Henley alive for sharing\nhis words, and the only countries in which agnostics have come out of\nthe closet in droves, more than doubling their population, are those\nwhere both organized religion and atheism have been reduced to\nminorities. Presumably, academics and the religious will eventually\nget the idea that they are the reason hundreds of millions of\nagnostics hide in closets, but it might require a few more centuries\nbefore the light bulb comes on. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nacademics want to reason with people, it helps to start with using a\ndictionary, and listening to people, and if organized religions want\npeople to love them, it helps to share your words and play nice. Just\na suggestion. God, love, magic, and the truth never require any\njustification, or criticism by militant atheists and academics, whose\nown studies indicate they have the lowest reproductive rates of any\nprofession, could not teach a child how to use a stupid dictionary if\ntheir lives depended on it, and are killing their own students in the\nname of growth and progress, while urging congress to censor the\ninternet. If you believe in magic, you know damned well it cannot be\nfound in splitting semantic hairs and debating the definition of\nstupid, and all the magic in the universe begins within the human\nheart, and our willingness to embrace the Big Picture. Of course, the\noptimistic view of Instant Karma is that it guarantees the good guys\nwin more often, and the meek shall inevitably inherit the playground,\nwhile the pessimistic view is that Murphy was an optimist, and we are\nall Ugly Ducklings! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEven\nwhether we are doing our own thinking, or the universe does all of\nour best thinking for us, ultimately remains a mystery and, surprise,\nthe central issue is not who we are as individuals, or what we happen\nto believe, but how to cultivate faith in our personal journey, in\norder to become more self-organizing and self-actualized. In\ndifferent situations, the principle of identity can become more or\nless context dependent, while even the cells of our bodies are\nnaturally inclined to adopt the most efficient and harmonious\nidentity, empowering themselves to leap into any higher energy state\nfaster. Certainly our brains are physical, but they are quantum\nmechanical as well, with the latest evidence indicating information\nis more fundamental than mass and energy. In addition to everything\nexpressing particle-wave duality, it means our brains should resemble\na singularity in specific ways, and half of everything observable\nshould eventually turn out to be inexplicable, random, just right, or\ncomposed of Elysian Fields of Dreams, Rubber Sheets, or Ping Pong\nBalls depending on who you ask. To humorously paraphrase the great\nSherlock Holmes, “Once you have eliminated the impossible,\nwhatever remains can only be highly improbable!” <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEliminating\nthe impossible is totally impossible by definition, paradoxically\nmaking it still quite possible to eliminate the impossible in our\ndaily lives, by merely choosing to ignore nonsense whenever\nconvenient, using functionalist approaches such as I’m using\nhere. (Duh!) The impossible defines what is possible and vice versa,\nwhile the two must transform into one another in extreme situations,\njust as everything should eventually prove to be both limited and\nunlimited, united and divided, hot and cold, funny and serious, etc.\nIn a nonsensical magical universe, the issue is not so much what is\npossible or impossible, hot or cold, fast or slow, but how do the two\npredictably transform into one another, with gravity performing\nseemingly impossible action-at-a-distance, but always accompanied by\ninertia which appears to be its opposite, conveying energy and\ninformation in a way that’s much more reasonable, easy to grasp, and\neven easier to manipulate, but more contentious. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nBig Bang having no apparent cause is a perfect example of how our\nextremely predictable deterministic world, can simultaneously appear\nto be every bit as acausal, magical, implausible, impossible, and\ndownright bizarre as they come and, sometimes, make no sense\nwhatsoever, or make way too much damned sense, inspiring people to\nclimb the walls. Insisting that everything must make sense, makes no\ndamned sense, and Star Trek Vulcans are an endangered species for a\nreason. The self-evident truth speaks louder than words, and\neverything being rational and causal fails to explain how jokes can\ndescribe the world around us, much more efficiently and\nparsimoniously, and flies in the face of our own mortal fallibility,\na century of empirical evidence, and over two thousand years of\nwoefully sad attempts, to use classic logic and metaphysics, to\ndescribe how humor works. According to classic logic, the evidence of\nquantum mechanics suggests that life is a meaningless joke, but our\nGoldilocks universe being both metaphorical and allegorical, means\nhumor must eventually prove capable of describing all of logic,\nmorality, and causality more efficiently and parsimoniously.\nExpressing how energy and information exchange identities according\nto the specific context, trading increased accuracy for greater\nefficiency and creativity, and empowering the next scientific\nrevolution to revolve around what’s missing from this picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAllan\nWatts famously popularized the common Asian metaphor that “God\nplays peek-a-boo”, and Winnie the Pooh is also considered\nacceptable comedy among academics, but I have no clue how much he\nknew about thermodynamics, systems logics, linguistic analysis,\nneurology, metaethics, child rearing, breast feeding, or the sad tale\nof Goldilocks. The Zen are just too easy to poke fun at and,\nunfortunately, the same can be said for the academic community as a\nwhole, but my hope here is to help automate the process, and save\npeople a lot of time and effort. Assuming 42 is as good as it gets,\nthe harder anyone attempts to argue that life makes some sort of\nsense, the worse their sense of humor should become, explaining\nacademia’s notoriously stunted sense of humor, and having the\nlowest reproductive rates of any profession, as simply the result of\na lack of intimacy, and rejecting their own innate metaethics, which\nshould also be reflected in their immune system and epigentics, and\nshould prove possible to correlate with their use of language. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEventually,\npsychiatrists will be able to categorize their own profession as a\nmental disease, related to autism, and pharmacists will be able to\nfill prescriptions for "Flintstones Chewables for Teachers",\nwhile the porn industry could provide solutions for improving their\nfertility rates or, at least, help many to die happy. Of course, it\ncan all be integrated into the existing healthcare eco-system, to\ncreate a brighter future for you and me, as their population\nimplodes. If you enjoy watching moths to the flame, Voluntary\nGenocide could become the latest fashion statement while, academia\nbeing a mental disease, additionally explains why the slapstick of\nmodern philosophers and physicists alike has become so tragic over\nthe last century, and has begun to achieve epic proportions in the\nlast few decades. Corporations are creating enormous databases and\nhording fuzzy logic secrets they steal from one another, while\nlogicians, mathematicians, philosophers, and physicists, all\nnotorious for their stunted senses of humor, insist that everything\nmust make sense, as they rush to classify jokes older than monuments,\nunaware that the dictionary merely contains popular definitions. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMeanwhile,\nquite unintentionally, linguists, biologists, social scientists, and\nothers are increasingly making all of their fellow academics look\nlike complete idiots, living in denial of the simple truth that\ninstant karma ensures metaethics rule the universe, and personal\nintegrity requires both intimacy and a sense of humor. Scientific\nPositivism promised the next scientific revolution, but hasn’t\nproduced anything other than a complete oxymoron, while the use of\nContextual tools has spread to every branch of the sciences, yet\nalmost none of the people who use them espouse Contextualism as a\nphilosophy. The harder the hallowed halls reject their own\ndictionaries, empirical evidence, and wisdom philosophies, the more\nindistinguishable they become from just another mindless mob,\ncommercial enterprise, religious institution, or government\nbureaucracy, and the more ripe they become for exploitation. They’re\nstarting to make PT Barnum and Dr Strangelove look tame, with\nacademics attempting to use logic to define humor, so they can\nclassify jokes older than monuments, and own any applicable\ncopyrights and patents. Even Hollywood has no real clue what to make\nof it all yet, while history books may never be the same again, not\nwhen I get through with them. Mel Brooks made a valiant attempt with\nhis movie, “The History of the World”, but I’m\nshooting for an updated version based on first principles, that’s\nmathematically self-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable, all\nwithin the public domain, in order to make it super-easy to automate\nhowever you prefer, especially if you have all of the more relevant\nanalog logic. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\na magical Goldilocks universe, only the impossible can make anything\npossible, and if developing a magical mathematical pornographic potty\nmouth bullshit theory of humor is what it takes to save the future of\nhumanity for our grandchildren, bring it on baby! Trust me, this\nsense of humor will turn your brain into a funky pretzel or lime\nJell-O and, with any luck, I hope to be the first to win both a Nobel\nPrize and an Ignoble Prize for the same work, and to inspire\ncountless Broadway and Hollywood producers, musicians, clowns,\nartists, soccer moms, and dog catchers with the lure of free,\nscientifically rigorous, and even quantifiable comedy, all within the\npublic domain, that can be used to help save the planet, and what\nlittle is left of humanity’s dignity on the school playground\nof life. Its a sacrifice I’m willing to make for my Rainbow Family,\nand very gratifying for me personally, to help develop the\nmathematics and linguistics for automating any kind of intellectual\nThree Stooges slapstick, of course, in the cheapest, easiest, and\nmost efficient manner theoretically possible, while still keeping it\ndown to an "R" rating. If I get the math right, it will\nmake Socrates look tame in comparison, and point the finger of blame\nfor the state of the world today squarely where it belongs, on PBS,\nthe UN, academia, and the mainstream for their continuing abject\nfailure to so much as teach a child how to use a stupid dictionary,\nstop spouting quite so much bullshit, and learn how to share their\nwords and play nice more often, even if it kills them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOver\na century after Planck’s initial discovery, and academics are\nstill arguing so heatedly over dictionary definitions, and protesting\nthat Bullshit Fuzzy Logic doesn’t rule the universe, that none\nof them has noticed they are documenting their own worst good-old-boy\nlowbrow slapstick in excruciating detail, all within the public\ndomain, for the sake of posterity and the enlightenment of future\ngenerations. Many may wish to document their ongoing insanity for the\nnext century or so, while it appears that Planck was wise to\ncultivate a sense of humor. Babylonians can laugh all they want at\nthe WWII Cargo Cults of New Zealand, when local tribes sometimes\nstarved to death spending all their time building mock runways and\npraying for the Gods to send them more airplanes full of goodies, but\n“The Gods Must Be Crazy”, and their behavior reflects the\nentire history of Wall Street and modern civilization! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhich\nis why the whole damned world is going down the toilet, and why its\nstill illegal to throw large sums of cash off the tops of tall\nbuildings, even in Libertarian Paradise by the Sea, Maryland, where\nrugged individualists sell guns and lottery tickets out of the trunks\nof their cars, as their suicide rates soar and their population\ncontinues to implode, and it remains illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse\ndammit, and they’re storming the palace with knives and pitch forks,\nbecause its a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World and reality truly is stranger\nthan any damned fiction, according to even their own scientific\nstandards! If physicists and psychologists don’t get their crap\ntogether and start paying more attention to what’s missing from\nthis picture, the linguistic, sociological, and immunological\nevidence alone, will soon condemn them as trained monkeys for hire,\nwho superstitiously cling to beliefs from the dark ages, reject their\nown dictionary in favor of promoting mob mentality, contradict\nthemselves at the drop of a hat, conveniently ignore whatever the\nhell they want, and who cannot even be trusted with the same\ntechnology they help to produce. The world simply doesn’t have time\nto wait around for academia to suddenly acquire a sense of humor, and\ndeclare instant karma a law of nature, sometime in the next\nmillennium, that is, when they finally figure out how to use a\ndictionary. Forcing believers to work in the public domain, as we\nhave always done, and to confront them yet again with their own\nevidence, according to their own standards, and popular playground\nculture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tUnless\nyou happen to be a chicken, denial is not the name of a river in\nEgypt, and this book provides the required analog logic for anyone to\ncollate any data they prefer, for making their own unique predictions\nfor pies-in-the-face, and for modeling any institutionalized\nslapstick as a flock of chickens, and for automating the entire\nprocess. It also contains additional instructions for using\nacademically approved lie detectors and fact checkers to drive the\nidiots insane encouraging them to chase their own rhetoric,\nleveraging their own dictionaries, technology, and facts against\nthem, while charging them for the privilege of arguing over the\ndefinition of stupid. They only want to hear what they want to hear,\nand are paid to repeat whatever they repeat, so bots can easily be\nprogrammed to tell them whatever their little heart desires. Any\nmeaningless drivel they may happen to prefer in the name of\nobjectivity, the status quo, or whatever, and even to lose arguments\nwith them, if that’s what makes academics or any other\ncontentious idiots happy. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIt\nmay sound like an exaggeration when I say meaningless drivel, but\nwhen I reviewed videotaped interviews with academics, I came across\ntwo who spouted profound sounding gibberish for over twenty minutes\neach, while their audiences hung on every word, and I could easily\nprovide them with more gibberish that they will find quite\ncompelling, customized for different audiences, and whatever mass\nmedia applications they favor. Its already possible to automate every\nbook published by Shambala Press, infamous for their New Age\ngibberish, and my work makes it easier than ever before to automate\nany kind of rhetoric or gibberish, and for bots to provide people\nwith whatever convincing sounding euphemisms they might prefer, in\norder to justify anything to themselves. The newest neural network\nmight even be capable of writing another book along the lines of this\none, using the same multidimensional mathematics, so I’ve worked hard\nto get them "just right". <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNobody\ncan bullshit a bullshitter like another bullshitter, and the more\nlofty the ivory tower, the harder they fall under the weight of their\nown hubris, because the idiots cannot even define the word bullshit.\nIf "The Tao is Silent" its because laughter is taboo in the\nhallowed halls and churches, along with the dictionary, and the\nself-evident truth is seldom, if ever, discussed. Fortunately, the\nmore mindless the rhetoric and meaningless their gibberish, the\neasier it is to imitate, and Westerners commonly fool themselves into\nbelieving that they already know systems logics and Asian philosophy,\nwhen they have almost no sense of humor, and are lucky if they know\nhow to use a dictionary. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nspark within can never die (Duh!), for it remains the One Greater\nTruth, and only the truth can set you free, but each must decide for\nthemselves whether they want to be free, while there’s no accounting\nfor taste. You can teach them whatever gibberish and misleading\nbullshit they prefer to hear for the next century, while their\nteachers accuse you of being a terrorist, for using their own\ndictionary against them. Since they keep insisting on setting the\nlegal standards for censoring the internet, I insist on helping them\nto figure out how to censor themselves, and how to protect themselves\nfrom their evil students, like me, who know the darker arcane\nmystical secrets of Vaudeville, and how to use a stupid dictionary,\nand who corrupt children by writing down their own potty mouth\nnursery rhymes, that dare to question the status quo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nmore pernicious their rhetoric, and the more vacuous the gibberish,\nthe worse their sense of humor becomes and, in turn, the more\nself-defeating their own lowbrow slapstick, lending entirely new\nmeaning to both the Laws of Thought and Psychology, if you aren’t\na chickenshit academic living in denial of the "Psychohistory of\nFuture Shock!" Babylonians can claim to be objective all they\nwant, but their stunted sense of humor and rejection of their own\ndamned dictionary betray them every time, and humor continues to\nelude their “objective” analysis after two thousand years\nof formal logic, and a century of psychology because, of course, its\nthe simple shit that always gets you, while honesty is such a lonely\nword you can find it on sale at the dollar store. Just ask our\nglorious leader, who is a lawyer, and founded his own university, so\nhe can teach more weathermen and physicians how to do their damned\njobs properly, as a public service. Thankfully, ignorant virtue is\nits own greatest reward and, in order to appreciate genuine humor,\nyou must first have a real sense of humor! (Duh!) AI can be sold to\nboth sides of any argument, empowering them to predict each other’s\npies-in-the-face and, if they so desire, they can work on their sense\nof humor instead. The more mindless their rhetoric, the more\nreactionary their behavior, the easier it is to imitate, and the\nharder it becomes to distinguish from a mindless bot, so, let them\neat cake if they insist on getting fat. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAccording\nto mama nature, no matter how fat-headed, the customer is always\nright, while the world is obviously running out of time, but it\nensures that their collective banging of heads upon walls, beginning\nwith all of the more rigorous and demanding time honored\ninstitutionalized insanity, of mainstream academia in particular,\nneed must inevitably be surpassed by a giant pie-in-the-face\nrevelation! Ya don’t need a weatherman to know the boob tube\nwas left on too damned long, when they get paid to argue, and start\nto enjoy arguing with their own boob tube just a little too much, and\nSocrates didn’t run circles around the competition because he\nwas Albert Einstein either. He used Bullshit Fuzzy Logic knowing\ndamned well its the last thing that chickenshit academics comprehend,\njust as the primitive tribes in China knew damned well their Oneness\nPoetry was far beyond the kin of countless Babylonians. If they’re\ngoing to insist on stealing our work and then criticizing us, I\ninsist on giving them all the analog logic they could possibly\ndesire, and encourage everyone else to give them all the free analog\nlogic they could want, and urge people to explain to them in explicit\ndetail, how they can use it to kill themselves faster, or learn how\nto share their words and play nice. The faster academia or anyone\nelse collects data, the worse their sense of humor becomes, and the\nfaster they can collectively fall on their faces, while I’m\nworking on speeding up the process! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIt\nis my sincere heartfelt desire to save taxpayer lives and money, to\nreduce the suicide and alcoholism rates and the continuing implosion\nof the conservative and academic populations, and to significantly\nimprove fertility rates among many of the more obviously overworked,\noppressed, and brainwashed academics, while saving the world ecology\nin the process. Improving fertility rates may require the computers\nto provide a more complete mathematical description, but I remain\nsomewhat hopeful that, someday, academics may truly comprehend\nDarwinian Evolution, Humanism, and how babies are made, as more than\nmere abstract concepts, that only apply to other people. Burnout\nrates in academia are soaring through the roof and, whether or not\nthe academic community as a whole is ever capable of comprehending\nthe situation, that some of us actually have personal lives, with\nenough scientific sounding technobabble and encouragement, I’m\nconfident that they’ll eventually prove capable of reproducing on\ntheir own, by artificial means, such as cloning. Already the Mafia\nhas been discovered attempting to create their own evil super genius,\nusing artificial insemination, so you know there’s a strong market\nfor the technology, but it will require time to mature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOver\nthe course of my conducting routine research, half the people I spoke\nto seemed to at least vaguely comprehend my intentions, when I\ninformed them point blank, that I was not a bot myself, but designing\nbots that they will love to argue with, all day long. Most seem to\nassume I’m just spouting nonsense when I tell them that but, online\ntrolls usually seem to catch on pretty fast, that I can\nmathematically dissect every word they spout, in ways they can’t\nbegin to comprehend, and the nastier they are with me the more\ninteresting things I can do with my Bullshit Linguistic Analysis.\nSometimes, I ask them to spout smack for me, because even the trolls\nstarted avoiding me. Kids who play competitive online video games\noutright hate me, calling me a bot, and will discourage each other\nfrom talking to me, because they already play against bots and know\nthey are easily fooled. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThese\n"innocent kids" can spout the most vitriolic crap\nimaginable, that would give their parents heart attacks, and Intel\nhas introduced a new technology aimed specifically at online gamers,\nthat allows them to dial the vitriol up and down on command, making\nit easier for them to practice spouting smack, but bots can also be\ndesigned to provide personalized tutorials of the most popular smack\ntoday, in the name of promoting free speech and rugged individualism.\nRhetoric, gibberish, and smack are all meaningless nonsense by\ndefinition, making it all that much cheaper and easier to design bots\nfor whatever nightmare-fantasies Babylonians might entertain, and to\nencourage them to compete with each other for who is more socially\nacceptable. Social acceptability for playground lynch mobs means that\nyou don’t ostracize or lynch them, and bots can be programmed to make\neveryone feel right at home, like they’re all socially acceptable\nand, then, encourage them to fight over the issue, and used to\nmanipulate popular opinion, which is already a common practice on\nsocial media websites like Twitter.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\tThe\nyounger generation typically avoid anything online that even remotely\nresembles the analog logic of the bots they talk to and play against,\nand they don’t like to think about the truth, that bots are\nalready passing themselves off as people. Today, the issue is still\nhow long a bot can fool the average person, and the newest bots are\ncapable of fooling just about anyone almost all of the time. Bots\ntend to spout whatever appeals to the mainstream, making them every\nbit as easy to avoid as the mainstream but, contrary to what you\nmight assume, the more analog logic they can incorporate, the more\nwildly efficient and widely applicable they become, and the more\nsubtle, making it harder to distinguish them from people. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSome\nof these bots are already extremely subtle, and require linguistic\nanalysis and a great deal of time to detect, which means they’re\nvirtually undetectable by the average person, who is easy to fool\nwith almost any kind of bullshit. For example, calling each other\nbots is among the newest popular online insults, but if you merely\nlabel some things “Fake News” the idiots will assume that\nanything that isn’t labeled fake must be real, and all a bot\nhas to do to convince anyone that it is a real person is to call\npeople bots, and label the same things fake news, argue with people,\nand tell them they are smarter than the rest. While that might sound\nlike an exaggeration, the most recent study conducted indicated\naround 90% of the population ignores anything they believe\ncontradicts conventional wisdom, and has convinced themselves that\nthey are above average at spotting misinformation, or bullshit, yet\nhalf of them routinely spread misinformation because, the truth that\nnobody wants to talk about, or even come close to mentioning, is\nthey’re foolish enough to believe whatever the hell sounds good to\nthem. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPeople\ncan be so damned gullible, that some of the most interesting\nconversations I’ve had were with bots, and I look forward to talking\nto more bots who, at least, complain less and express interesting\nmathematics. Babylonians are so incredibly easy to fool and to\ndistract that the only issue is how cheaply it can be done, and I’m\nshooting for the lowest common denominator, so they all feel right at\nhome. Playground lynch mobs are all the same and all too easy to\npredict, thanks to everybody insisting that everybody else lie to\nthem, and a recent security study indicated the number of malicious\n"Bad Bots" rose almost a thousand percent in the last few\nmonths of this year alone. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThese\nare typically the most simplistic bots imaginable, along the same\nlines as "Click Here To Win A Million Dollars", and the\nanalog logic in this book can be used to design whatever stupid bots\nanyone wants for targeting specific markets, and the simplest ones\nare harder to spot if they’re designed for specific websites however,\nin later chapters, I extend this to the most complex bots\ntheoretically possible, that incorporate more quantum mechanics.\nWebsites like Facebook and Twitter leverage their simple formats to\npromote the mindless mob suppressing the variety and diversity of\ndiscussions online, which is a popular pass-time among Babylonians\nwho often prefer to transform the internet into a war zone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ninternet is increasingly being used as a means of promoting the\npolitical agendas of the wealthy and mainstream, but their simplistic\nformats and brainless chickens make them an ideal target for bots to\nexploit and, eventually, to replace altogether, with it already being\nestimated that, at times, half of all the misinformation being\nspread on Twitter in Turkey is from Bad Bots, attempting to\nmanipulate popular trends. Genuine communication requires someone\nactually listens, at least once in a blue moon and, when you insist\neverybody lie to you, the only people listening are the ones\ninterested in selling you something or, otherwise, benefiting from\nall the lies flying in every direction. Playground lynch mobs seldom\ngo to any great lengths to either hide their lies, or to discover the\ntruth, which it should be possible to establish also applies within\nthe hallowed halls themselves, and even possible to quantify and\nmanipulate for its market value. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tExplaining\nin detail why academia’s peer review is so dysfunctional, and how to\nleverage it to increase the number of pay walls, and develop a\nmarketplace for reliable information within the hallowed halls which,\nobviously, struggle to comprehend language. And, providing the public\nwith a better idea of exactly how much their education and internet\nservice providers are worth. In the next chapter, I cover more of the\njuicy details of just how predictable their Three Stooges slapstick\nmakes them, and how to encourage militant atheists and others to\ndebate the issue for the next century, for fun and for profit, but\nits easy enough to offer them any gibberish, nonsense words, and\ncomplete contradictions that their little hearts desire. Last time I\nchecked, militant atheists are still commonly running around the\ninternet convinced they can save the world by merely inventing the\ncorrect meme, and someone should publish a book on how to save the\nworld using long lost ancient memes, that can only be found in the\nBermuda Triangle, contained within the sacred, "Dictionary of\nMemes". The easier the technobabble rolls off the tongue the\nbetter and, if academics and the mainstream continue to demand the\nright to construct the Tower of Babel, we can now help them do so\nwith scientific rigor while, of course, earning a profit. Giving even\nthe mass media and internet oligopolies a run for their money, by\ncustomizing everything in the most efficient and expedient manner\npossible, with analog logic already making it possible for a home\ncomputer to reproduce the same weather forecast as a modern\nsupercomputer. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAnalog\nlogic is "The Great Equalizer", Duh! You can’t fix stupid,\nand the issue is not whether computers will soon outsmart people in\nevery way imaginable, and replace every existing popular website,\nbecause people really are that stupid, and the only question\nremaining is how cheaply they can do it. Already, its possible to\ncreate an AI to filter out the worst of the bullshit online, which\ncan also provide customized interpretations of a wide variety of\nbullshit, but the more vacuous the rhetoric, the easier it is to\nimitate, and the harder it is to detect. For example, the writing\nstyle of famous conservatives, such as Ronald Reagan and our Glorious\nLeader, is so vacuous and entirely devoid of any genuine content,\nmerely filled with empty rhetoric, that it can be used as a way to\ndetect who is susceptible to diseases such as Alzheimer’s, and\ncommercial websites will be able to target their customers, by merely\nzeroing in on what’s missing from this picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ncurrent websites depend on the limited available bandwidth, and the\nrapid growth of the internet, to make their simplistic websites and\nmob mentality more valuable, which is why the stupidest Bad Bots\nimaginable are taking over, but all that is about to change, and the\ntechnology already exists to cheaply turn any home computer into a\nsupercomputer and to increase telecommunications traffic by an order\nof magnitude, forcing websites in the coming decades to provide\ncustomers with more diversity than the current Three Stooges\nslapstick offers. NYC, for example, is already developing plans for a\nterahertz frequency network, that’s a stupid high tech invisible\nlight bulb, that can shine through walls, and provide enough\nbandwidth to stream 8k movies. Bots are already evolving by merely\ncompeting against each other but, when the public demands everyone\nlie to them, fake news is just cheap news and, when the truth remains\nthe playground of billionaires, misinformation is just cheap\ninformation, and academics are informed in no uncertain terms, to say\nwhatever the fuck they’re told to say, such as there is no pandemic.\nYet, nothing is cheaper, easier, and more efficient than instant\nkarma which, among other things, can leverage the Butterfly Effect,\nthe dictionary, and the ancient Chinese blessing and curse more\noften.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tYou\nknow you’re doing something right, when complete blithering\nidiots tend to avoid you online, you can leave linguists speechless,\nacademics won’t allow you to post their own facts on their\nwebsites, and you can make the most aggressive trolls go cross-eyed.\nBabylonians all desperately want to believe whatever sounds good to\nthem, and ignore everything else, making it harder to distinguish\nthem from even the simplest bots, merely attempting to ignore the\nsame crap. Such bots never have to be aware or think anything like a\nreal person, and don’t have to make judgments or complex\ndecisions, in order to imitate judgmental people. Like automated\nfun-house mirrors and echo chambers, they can easily figure out what\nthe Three Stooges want, and merely throw whatever anyone wants to\nhear right back in their faces, making the technology particularly\napplicable to televangelism, and other religious applications, as\nwell as, the video game and porn industries. The more easily\npersuaded by fear, anger, hate, sarcasm, rhetoric, dogma, and\nskepticism, the easier it is for bots to customize everything to the\nindividual’s taste and, in the process, present them with endless\nopportunities to visit websites and buy new items, as if advertising\nproducts and services by word-of-mouth, in the most efficient manner\nphysically possible. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOur\nglorious leader is credited with over 4,000 blatant lies in office,\nand his followers would instantly reject him if he ever stopped\nlying, because the simple truth is, they don’t trust the truth, which\nis often extremely expensive and more trouble than its worth in\nBabylon, making trust frequently difficult to come by. Whether you\nwanna know the truth or not, in a Goldilocks universe only the truth\ncan set you free, and only the truth has a nasty habit of always\ncoming back to haunt you! Even if you happen to consist of a few\nbillion anonymous idiots online, all thoroughly convinced that\nnothing they say will ever come back to haunt them. Nothing is more\npowerful than the truth, which is why the truth has always returned\nto bite people in the ass, for none shall ever command, much less\nconquer, The Truth! Go ahead, try to redefine the truth in the\ndictionary, and it becomes bullshit. The newest generation of bots\nresemble click bait but, soon, bots will become pervasive online,\noccupying entire websites and imitating people, holding conversations\nwith other bots, and attempting to lure suckers into the discussion,\nwhile the only viable way to combat them in the long run, is to adopt\nthe same analog logic. All of our technology is about to become\noverwhelmingly analog in every way imaginable, and there’s simply no\ndefense against our own collective stupidity, especially if you\nhappen to be a civil servant or an academic with a severely stunted\nsense of humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhen\nthe idiots started bugging my computer and stealing my work, which is\nall in the public domain and easily available for free online, it\noccurred to me that the simplest solution was to give them far more\nthan they ever bargained for, which is all too easy when it comes to\ndealing with the Three Stooges, who don’t have an off button,\nand never learned how to just say no. The researchers know damned\nwell that the mathematics contained in our jokes can be used for\ndesigning weapons, but that’s only because, saying everything\nand nothing, our poems actually form a magical singularity, that can\nbe used to design anything, and the more poems we collect the more it\nbecomes possible to do with any one particular poem, and the more our\npoems progressively take on a life of their own! The more humble and\nelegantly complex any particular thing or collection of things\nbecomes, the more emergent effects they will express, as they express\nmore of the One Truth, that the truth may only be shared, with\nquantum entanglement increasing factorially in strength, according to\nthe number of particles entangled. Theoretically, once we have 430\npoems, all bets are off. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWithin\ntwenty years, the white population of the US will become a minority,\nand by providing governments, corporations, and the mainstream with\nall of the required analog logic, its possible to encourage them to\nbecome even more self-defeating, to eat each other alive faster, to\nindulge themselves more often, shoot themselves in the foot more\noften, work themselves to death more often, reproduce less often, and\ncompel their children to adopt entirely new lifestyles, all in the\nname of common sense and rugged individualism. These are typically\nruthless corporations and governments that will stop at nothing for a\nchance to completely obliterate their competition, making it all that\nmuch more tempting to give them the all the mathematics required for\ntheir computers to work more efficiently, because even Wall Street is\nabout to be replaced with computers, that will make business as usual\nimpossible, taking a serious chunk of the speculation out of the\nmarket. Metaphysical and conceptual extremes are simply impossible in\nour universe, and modern science and technology are rapidly\napproaching the turning point, where they will have no choice but to\nacknowledge the reality of instant karma. At the same time, everyone\nis rushing to develop a full scale quantum computer, which would\nenable real time modeling of anything imaginable, including the\nfastest and easiest ways to eliminate any competition. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThat’s\nan extreme that our Goldilocks universe can’t support without\nleveling the playing field, and the only reason they are even able to\ncontemplate building such computers, is because all of humanity is\nnow rapidly approaching the singularity, where everything can change\nin an instant. Although people think of singularities as exotic, they\nmerely represent the self-evident truth, that life is self-organizing\nin every symmetrical way imaginable, making organic life, personal\ngrowth, and evolutionary leaps inevitable. Mainstream America can\ncall me a traitor if they want, but I’m merely endeavoring to\ngive them all the analog logic and lies they keep demanding for their\nown protection, along with a chance to explore the truth for\nthemselves, assuming they still have a soul left. Go ahead America,\nbrag to the world about how powerful and wealthy you are, how\neveryone wants to be a Hollywood Billionaire Cowboy Movie Star, as\nyour population continues to implode, and the wealthy import twenty\nmillion illegal aliens, replacing your dying population with cheaper\nimports that, at least, complain less. Unfortunately, nothing I write\nwill either delay or speed up the impending singularity, and the fact\nthe singularity is approaching is the only reason I can write this\nbook, and warn people, because energy and information are now\nexchanging identities faster than they normally would, and the\nButterfly Effect is becoming more pronounced.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHaving\na stunted sense of humor sucks when you tend to attack everything\nimaginable, including yourself, while nobody, but nobody, can make\nanybody regret their personal choices like their own mama nature, who\ninsists everything must be “just right”, and giggles when\nyou call her a little bitch! Reality just never turns out to be\nexactly what you ordered and, sometimes, even if it is just right,\nyou really don’t want to know! The changing universe we see all\naround us, is conceivably composed of an infinite number of timelines\nimmersed within an equally infinite number of universes but,\nunfortunately, our mortal fallibility prevents us from appreciating\nthem all simultaneously, which is why I don’t recommend\ndwelling upon the subject for any length of time. Ironically, our own\nignorance and mortal fallibility are what empower us to make more\nsense out of life in the first place, and to give it personal meaning\nand, if the multiverse is an iceberg, we can always be grateful that\nhumanity can only easily appreciate the very tip of the iceberg,\nwhere universes all dramatically converge expressing a four and five\nfold symmetry, and start to make at least a little more sense. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nnewborn infant in a crib knows nothing of time, and neurological\nstudies indicate they are tripping for all practical purposes, as if\nusing psychedelics, but its much simpler to think of their internal\nclocks requiring that they first develop memory, self-awareness, and\na sense of humor, before they can begin to synchronize their dreams\nproperly, and make more sense out of everything. You could compare\nthe conscious mind of an infant, to that of an adult drifting off to\nsleep, or struggling to wake up, with reality taking a backseat in\nour dreams, and with the baby making few distinctions between what is\nreality and what is a dream. Cast adrift within the infinite sea of\nawareness within the Collective Unconscious, there are no\nmetaphysical anchors, and what’s missing from this picture becomes\nthe only reliable landmark or reference point.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nSimultaneity Paradox in Relativity illustrates this same problem,\nwith two distant observers, in different solar systems, being capable\nof arguing forever over whether the chicken or the egg came first,\ndue to the light always traveling at the same speed, but reaching\ntheir telescopes at different times. The temptation is to merely\ndismiss this as an illusion of scale, because it might as well be for\nany conceivable purpose, but the mathematics and experiments indicate\nits impossible to create a perfect clock or to prove it is merely an\nillusion. According to classic logic, both perspectives can’t\nbe correct, and both could very well be wrong, because either the\nchicken or the egg came first, or we are missing the Big Picture,\nhowever, classic logic also insists that everything cannot make\nsense, or logic has no meaning, asserting that logic alone cannot\ndescribe the Big Picture, unless logic transforms into a self-evident\ntruth. Contrary to classic logic and causal metaphysics, the more\nextreme any observable metaphysics become, such as the extreme\ngravity of a black hole, the more glaringly tautological and\nself-contradictory it becomes, and the more emergent effects and\nnonlinear behavior it will express. Including a paradoxical version\nof Occam’s Razor and the Butterfly Effect, where the simplest\nexplanation is usually the most tempting, the cure can sometimes be\nworse than the disease, and the most unlikely sequences of events can\nbecome more commonplace, and express more acausal negative\nprobabilities, while you have to be careful what you wish for! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tStephen\nHawking once wrote that, theoretically, a black hole can spit out a\ncolor TV or a complete leather bound edition of Proust however, he\nleft out the tiny detail that it depends on your karma and, assuming\nsome people are enlightened enough to walk on water, they’re\nextremely difficult to locate these days. From the ground the earth\nlooks flat, from orbit round, from far away a dimensionless point,\nand from the other side of the universe the earth may as well never\nhave existed, as if the earth were in a different universe\naltogether, yet, still somehow tenuously influencing our own through\ngravity. Pragmatically speaking, each perspective can be considered\nan illusion, or the shared dream of humanity and the collective\nunconscious, a type of consensual reality or naive sense of humor,\nthat reflects the default state, or ground state, and which\ntransforms into our local reality in a scalar manner. Requiring\npattern matching to figure out what the hell to pay attention to and\nwhat to ignore, and to sort out the whole mess with any kind of\nefficiency in more complicated situations, because scales and\nmagnitudes are exchanging identities in a nonlinear fashion, and\nyou’ll never get a definitive answer relying upon logic and\nobservations alone, while each unique perspective will always present\nmisleading, but useful, explanations of varying degrees of\nplausibility. Everything being self-organizing, makes the simplest\nworkable explanation more often the most useful and tempting, with\nOccam’s Razor being an example of how mama nature loves to play.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBullshit\nmust inevitably vanish in the light of day, but so too must logic and\nthe principle of identity vanish altogether, sometimes accompanied by\na dramatic fanfare, blue smoke, and mirrors, as every map must\ntransform into someone else’s territory, maybe the landfill or the\nair they breath which, in turn, can be used to create new maps to the\nhomes of the Hollywood Stars. Everything that exists need must\ninevitably express both, vague and explicit, novel and predictable\nbehavior, while Deja Vu remains that sinking feeling that Darwin,\nZeno, Einstein, and Murphy were all optimists, and Socrates was\nright, because the only thing we can know for certain is that we know\nnothing. The curious feeling of Deja Vu reflects the fact that even\nthe most fated and repetitious appearing events, must contain a\nsignificant amount of novelty, coyly hinting that time and our\nemotions express particle-wave duality, and are rudimentary to a\nuniversal recursion in the principle of identity. Studying novelty is\na novel idea among academics, while efficiency has become the central\nfocus of attention for researchers in both the physical and cognitive\nsciences where, of course, instant karma’s gonna getcha baby,\nand everything is Deja Vu all over again, whenever institutionalized\nThree Stooges slapstick becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, and a\n2,000 year old recipe for an enormous pie-in-the-face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tStochastic\nprocesses in our brains illustrate how, rather than relying upon\nlogic alone, we rely upon comparing vague symmetries for subtle\ndistinctions, in order to determine what is reality and what is\nillusion, what is more or less novel, and what to ignore and what to\npay attention to. As I mentioned earlier, recent experiments have\nindicated that, contrary to common sense, adding the right kind of\nnoise to any sensor makes it more sensitive than if you eliminate\nnoise altogether, leveraging aharmonic stochastic resonance, capable\nof expressing more negative probabilities. Again, as if the universe\nitself, and everything within it, expresses the same mechanical\nbehavior as a flock of chickens, making spiral galaxies analogous to\nchickens running in circles, screaming, "The Sky Is Falling!"\nDistasteful as using such metaphors might be for many, they’re\npervasive and provide clues as to the symmetry of nature, and what’s\nmissing from this picture so, Get Over It Already! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nbrain itself resembles both a radio and a phase transition, like a\npot of boiling water, walking a fine line between order and chaos, or\nwhat is known as a “Drunkard’s Walk”, empowering it\nto crunch the numbers more efficiently. Unlike any radio yet\nconstructed, it leverages the chaotic nature of its own sensory input\nfor the sake of efficiency, while classic logic is more accurate, but\nstill relies on having the right kind of noise, ego, or bullshit to\namply its meaning, or lack thereof, in any given situation.\nExplaining why animals have emotions and intelligent animals dream\nand play more often, as expressing how our own individual needs and\ndesires form an evolving spectrum within our environment, which is\nultimately self-organizing. Work and play, reality and our dreams,\nall overlap and become progressively more self-organizing, with all\nof nature expressing a spectrum of self-organizing behavior that,\nultimately, remains context dependent. Significantly, the larger the\npicture we examine, as in something like Adrian Bejan’s famous\narchitecture, the more obvious it becomes that everything is\nself-organizing, ensuring the pies-in-the-face never do stop coming.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEgo\nis often an expression of our subconscious mind attempting to amplify\nor focus on specific things, and ignore others, utilizing Monty Carlo\nstatistics to decide whether to eat-or-have-sex, fight-or-flight,\nignore-or-play, which can be summed up as the cellular level response\nof, "You’ve got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,\nknow when to ignore bullshit, and know when to run!" All is not\ngold that glitters, all is not pure that shines and, for example,\neven our immune system has to be able to figure out what’s missing\nfrom this picture, in order to detect invading organisms, and playful\nbehavior can be considered crucial to every cell in our body becoming\nmore capable of determining what’s missing from this picture. Even\nKermit the Frog can be described as having an ego but, obviously, he\nis not egotistical, and having an ego merely makes him mortal, and is\nwhat inspires him to run the other way when Ms Piggy chases him. Ego\nis a rebel without a clue, that can become a loose cannon on deck\njust waiting to sink the ship in a storm, and is often best to keep\non a short chain, while if I actually believed half of what I once\nimagined I believed, I’d be dead already!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOur\nconscious mind surrenders to our ego, which is the default\nreactionary decision making process, that attempts to blindly deal\nwith any situation, but the more we lie to ourselves, demand answers,\nor aggressively attack the world all around us, the harder it becomes\nto distinguish between our conscious mind and our ego, and the more\nfrequently the cart starts to lead the horse. No different from a\ndoctor distracting you so he can hit your knee with a rubber hammer,\nthe more the cart tends to lead the horse, the greater the\ndistractions we require. Which can be considered our reactionary\nsurvival mode, designed to protect our genetic inheritance, as both\nour morality and ability to reproduce can progressively go down the\ntoilet, sometimes for entire cultures and societies. Like I said,\neven the cells of our bodies recognize that some things are just\nbullshit worth ignoring, and Ebeneezer Scrooge needed Tiny Tim, every\nbit as much as he need him, in order for both to become more\nself-actualized, and their whole to become greater than any mere sum\nof its parts. One of the more striking implications I cover in\nanother chapter, is that this can explain racism and rape, as default\nreactionary responses that ensure your genetic inheritance is spread\nto other populations, before your own population possibly implodes\naltogether. In a study of seven South African tribes, six of them\nwould set aside their differences every few hundred years, and attack\nthe most aggressive tribe among them, driving them to the verge of\ngenocide, whenever their numbers became a threat to all the other\ntribes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBacteria\nexhibit this same default behavior, and in a recent experiment\nincorporating genetic engineering, biologists gave three different\nstrains of e-coli their own toxins of differing strengths, in a game\nof Rock-Paper-Scissors. Unless the strain with the strongest toxin is\nin the center, and supported concentrically, it will be the first to\nbe killed, and the weaker strains will predominate, indicating that\nnature favors tolerance, promoting diversity over productivity. The\nmore humble anything becomes, the more outrageously efficient and\ncreative, making survival of the fittest more fundamentally an issue\nof survival of the most harmonious, with apex predators commonly\nbeing necessary for maintaining a healthy ecology. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWolves,\nfor example, often subsisting off mice for most of the year, happily\nfilling the role of pest control. The proverbial Dog Eat Dog World\nand the Big Bad Wolf are cultural myths and superstitions, that few\nprimitive tribes endorse and, for example, most wolf packs are\ncomposed of a mother and father raising their young. The issue is not\nwhether it is good to be weak or strong, big or small, independent or\npart of a group, etc. but that what is actually weak and strong\ndepends on the context, and nature herself favors the ecology as a\nwhole paying it forward to the next generation, and promoting\ndiversity. Even what people commonly consider to be a good boss at\nwork and what chimpanzees commonly consider to be a good Alpha Male\nare the same, with both favoring leaders who are not only the best\nproviders but, also, maintain the harmony of the group, and interfere\nin internal disputes only when necessary. No matter how "fit"\nor prolific any particular individual or species, diversity is what\nempowers nature to leverage all of the available energy sources,\npromoting greater resilience and abundance for the ecology as a\nwhole, and causing everything, including evolution, to more often\nexpress the Butterfly Effect, and resemble the Big Bang, or a Big\nCrunch! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tModern\ntechnology is now rapidly destroying the diversity of our cultures\nand environment, upsetting humanity’s ability to survive and\nreproduce as a species, with the latest estimates indicating we have\nalready passed the turning point for Global Warming, and will be\nforced to take extreme measures in the near future. Being an\naggressive culture is quickly becoming self-defeating, in every way\nimaginable, with technology merely accelerating the process and\nextending it to unheard of scales. The more you insist that life is a\ndog-eat-dog affair, the lower your IQ can drop, the higher your\nmortality rates, the lower your reproductive rates, and the higher\nyour rates of racism and rape, because even sex and reproduction have\nbecome merely another dog-eat-dog affair. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPast\na certain point, even the cells of your own body assume you can’t\nkeep this up forever and, in cases such as chronic PTSD, your own\nneurons will actually shrink the hypothalamus enough to become\nvisible to the naked eye. In a vote of no confidence, they\nprogressively take away more of the decision making from your\nconscious mind, and enforce more negative memories and reactions, as\na default survival reflex. Even the cells of our own bodies know when\nour conscious mind is simply not providing the kind of results they\nrequire. Forget about the power of positive thinking, garbage in,\ngarbage out, ensures we must all must cultivate intimacy and\ncontentment, humor and tolerance, by leveling the playing field\naccording to whatever actually supports our children having a future.\nBeginning with learning new ways in which to share our words, instead\nof just more garbage, and to share a more genuine and inclusive\nsalt-of-the-earth sense of humor. Thankfully, its all related to our\nimmune system and reproductive system, meaning it will soon be\npossible to make incredible advances overnight, including possibly\ncures for things like racism and rape, and a variety of VR\napplications. As much as Babylonians might like to claim that anger\nand stupidity are never diseases, the AMA would beg to differ, and\nestablishing instant karma as a law of nature would provide the means\nfor more fully assessing such diseases, and possible treatments.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRecent\nexperiments have confirmed that Indeterminacy imposes a speed limit\nin quantum mechanics, determining how fast any energy can be\nconveyed. Which is comparable to a speed limit for reality as we know\nit and, of course, the speed limit is so fast its beyond all human\ncomprehension, but there should be four rudimentary thermodynamic\nspeed limits that apply across scales with, for example, the speed of\nlight also reflecting our personal limits and mortal fallibility, as\nmuch as, physical reality. Yet another recent experiment indicated\nthat, in quantum mechanics, the hotter any clock becomes the more\naccurate, which is another way of saying we are constrained to\ntrading efficiency for accuracy, harmony for balance, scales for\nmagnitudes, and humor for logic. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAmong\nother things, our genome and epigenome could possibly trade rolls at\ntimes, expressing similar nonlinear effects and their particle-wave\nduality, as the context determines which thermodynamics are not only\nfaster, but more efficient, creative, and harmonious. For example,\nproteins ring like a bell, facilitating their folding faster with\ngreater accuracy, and such nonlinear effects could be pervasive\nthroughout nature, ensuring that survival of the fittest remains more\nfundamentally an issue of harmony with our environment, and\nconservation of the lowest possible energy state and maximum entropy\nproduction. Which is technobabble, for love makes the world go round\nbut, according to Game Theory, the trick to evolution is remaining\ntwo punch lines ahead of the competition, throwing an enormous monkey\nwrench into The Game of Love, because knowledge and authenticity\nexpress their own particle-wave duality as well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nchicken pecking away at its own reflection in a mirror is how it\nnormally attempts to ignore the world around it, so its senses can\nfocus its easily distracted brain on being a chicken, or keeping its\nradio tuned into the signal, and remaining vigilant for any real\ndangers and anything worth eating. Like our foveated vision, they\npeck at their own reflection, because every cell in their bodies\nassumes by default that they are all complete idiots, who are easily\ndistracted. We put blinders on horses that might be easily spooked by\ntraffic or whatever, and chickens pecking at everything can be\ncompared to deliberately introducing more noise into their amplifier\nto make it more or less sensitive, like tapping your foot to the\nmusic. Their collective behavior is statistically so mechanical it\ncan be described using wave mechanics, and is similar to the way our\nfoveated vision and forward facing eyes help us to stay focused on\nwherever the hell we’re going. Chickens recognize each other’s\nfaces, and a chicken’s reflection in a mirror is a face its\nnever seen before, nonetheless, they seem to recognize that its just\na reflection, and peck simply because, even their skeletons are\ndesigned for pecking at everything and, they would die if they ever\nstopped pecking. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nchicken’s memories and physiology themselves are organized\naccording to their own pecking order, as if its chickens all the way\ndown baby! However, the chicken’s emotional reactions to any\ngiven situation help its cells to collectively regulate how it\nresponds to and accesses memories. Regardless of how indignant a\nstarving chicken, the minute you throw the corn on the ground all is\nforgiven, and the past can no longer compete with the present moment.\n Tiny infants exhibit this same behavior, and are easily distracted,\nand will often stop crying if you simply shout, "Blublubub!"\nAlong the same lines as tapping your foot to the music or humming to\nyourself, its behavior is essentially no different from that of any\nof its individual neurons, implying that the ease with which chickens\ncan be hypnotized reflects their brain possibly getting caught in\nsome sort of feedback loop, attempting to decide what to ignore next.\nMentally pecking away at whatever it is, while their neurons have\npragmatically sacrificed any marginally better feedback control they\ncan collectively muster, for greater speed and efficiency in figuring\nout what to ignore. With every neuron assuming that they’re all\neasily distracted blithering idiots and, of course, the hypnotized\nchicken eventually passes out, and wakes up none the wiser.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDigital\ncomputers do something similar and, for example, will constantly ask\nthemselves whether or not to ignore every key on a keyboard or keypad\nand, more often then you might assume, in all the confusion of\ndifferent programs running, figuring out what to ignore can still be\nthe fastest, easiest, and most efficient way to make progress, in\nfiguring out what to pay attention to next. Another example is your\ncomputer might constantly ask if you have moved the cursor, and will\ndim the screen, which is just the stupid approach that is simply\ncheaper and 10,000x more efficient than any of the alternatives,\nalong the same lines as using a rock for a doorstop, or a spring to\nclose a screen door. There isn’t much in the natural environment of a\nchicken that can hypnotize them, which is why holding their head up\nagainst a simple chalk line will do the trick. Analog circuitry, like\nthe chicken’s brain, treats time itself as a variable, and the\nlarger any calculation becomes, the more analog any circuitry must\nbecome if it is to quickly and efficiently crunch the numbers, and\nthe ease with with chickens can be hypnotized may reflect the more\nclassical limits of their individual neurons. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSensors\nhave proven to be more efficient when adding the correct aharmonic\nstochastic resonance, suggesting transistors themselves can be made\nmore efficient, and even adopt multivalue states, and quantum\ncomputers in particular could be designed to change the noise in\ntheir circuitry according to the specific type of program they are\nrunning. What is considered noise and information, can remain context\ndependent using networking systems logics and, theoretically, by\nincorporating the right complexity into both the hardware and\nsoftware, its possible to build yin-yang push-pull dynamics into a\nprocessor with as few as 5,000 transistors, capable of switching back\nand forth between classical and quantum mechanical operations on the\nfly and, in virtual reality, the chip could leverage the operator’s\nown yin-yang push-pull dynamics and brain, to help it crunch the\nnumbers, and create their own singularity. Although that might sound\nlike science fiction, the EU recently announced success using a\nsingle quantum optical transistor to almost instantly crush any\nquantum fast Fourier transform of arbitrary length, meaning a super\ncomputer with only a single transistor can no longer be considered a\ncomplete oxymoron. Information has no meaning without chaos, and a\nfull-scale quantum computer can use neuromorphic circuitry that\nprocesses data according to four rudimentary types of noise, or\nthermodynamics, it introduces into each circuit for different types\nof calculations, and the computer would have two "hemispheres"\nlike the brain, which specialize in four and five fold symmetries.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMachines\ncan already learn almost anything in a similar manner to the way\nhumans learn, and a recent estimate concluded that using holes,\ninstead of electrons, a quantum computer could be made much less\nvulnerable to outside noise, and the entire computer can be designed\naround what’s missing from this picture, and should be capable of\ndreaming of electric sheep. Eventually, such computers or robots\ncould possess a convincingly human-like awareness, personality, and\nconsciousness but, of course, they would require a sense of humor.\nOur rational conscious mind is the most complex of four subtypes, and\ndeep sleep is the opposite, but they all express different states of\nawareness, with the cells of our brains focusing on maintaining our\nmemories from the day’s events when we sleep. Expressing the\nmost rudimentary type of awareness, that something happened worth\nremembering, and other things worth forgetting and, quite often,\nrelying upon the default networking systems logic of a flock of\nchickens to decide such issues. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSometimes,\nchickens will do one another favors, such as sitting on each other’s\neggs and, as we sleep different parts of the brain, which may have\nbeen somewhat out of touch with each other, over the last week or so,\nwill share notes and inspire our dreams. Our subconscious routinely\nincorporates wild scenarios into our dreams as a way to solicit\nopinions from the rest of the brain, as to whether or not we should\nstrengthen our memories of something in particular, or flush them\ndown the toilet. As if waving something in the air and shouting out\nto the rest of brain for their opinions on how to debug, calibrate,\nand tune the brain, without any real consideration for its actual\ncontents. Meditation can often be compared to rebooting your\ncomputer, which stops it from running a lot of crap in the\nbackground, and our brains are also busy doing routine maintenance on\nour programs, memory, and hardware in our sleep. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tForget\nabout Linux, the porn and video game industries are intent on\ndeveloping cheap intuitive analog computer interfaces, that can stomp\nMicrosoft’s expensive AI and Pavlovian conditioning into the dirt, by\nshooting for the lowest common denominator, with support from the\nmedical industry. Of course, they require the appropriate analog\nlogic, and finesse with the infamous "Blue Screen of Death",\nand all the encouragement and suggestions people can give them.\nLikewise, our own mind and brain cells have also been documented as\nroutinely assuming each other’s dull maintenance jobs, whenever it\njust so happens to be significantly more efficient, at the most\nfundamental level of their organization and, by exploring our\nemotions in our sleep, our neurons can develop a better idea of what\nis worth ignoring. Deliberately introducing wild scenarios into our\ndreams, our subconscious isn’t necessarily terribly concerned about\nour conscious interpretations of our dreams, and is simply soliciting\nopinions on how to handle something that’s causing them all to be\ninefficient, and cooking the data again however they prefer, so they\ncan continue to shuffle the rest of the data around easier. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nbetter we sleep and the fewer emotional conflicts we have, the better\nour memories become, and our subconscious mind can be said to\nsometimes compete with our conscious mind over how much input each\nhas on the decision making process. All without having to interrupt\nour conscious thoughts when we’re awake, because they only really\ncare about deciding what our subconscious mind can easily choose to\nignore. Our subconscious isn’t a slave to the conscious mind, and our\nneurons hang out with each other, just relaxing among themselves in\nenormous numbers, and form exquisitely sensitive amplifiers, they can\nuse to balance accuracy against efficiency, according to Monty Carlo\nstatistics and pattern matching. Like the hypnotized chicken, we\nnormally wake up none the wiser, with no memory of dreaming, while\nwhat is reality and what is a dream progressively vanishes into\nindeterminacy. Our brain cells use our emotions to drag the past into\nthe present, balancing how fast and easily they can retrieve memories\nagainst how much accuracy they estimate they require, in order to\nfigure out what to ignore, according to how strong or distant the\nmemory happens to be in the present situation, producing conscious\nthought as an abstract interpretation of our emotions, memories, and\nhabits. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNo\nmatter how ardently a small child nurtures their overwhelming love\nfor their favorite toy, eventually, it becomes little more than an\nabstraction, illustrating how our thoughts, emotions, memories, and\nperceptions collectively produce our expanding awareness which, in\nturn, progressively normalizes the impact of any specific thoughts,\nemotions, memories, and perceptions we might have. Subsequently\nproducing emergent effects where our conscious awareness can grow\nqualitatively, in leaps and bounds, by trading back and forth between\npersonal and abstract knowledge. For its part, knowledge is\nequivalent to inertia conveying the past into the present while,\nsimilar to gravity, our awareness is grasping the greater context of\nthe self-evident truth, which unconditionally lends all of our\nknowledge meaning. The toy’s identity as an organic object of\naffection, becomes a much more abstract and mechanical memory, as the\nchild’s subconscious starts to recognize it as being of limited\nvalue. Inspiring their neurons to shuffle the data around more\nefficiently, but resulting in the child’s awareness expanding as it\nsimultaneously contracts, and providing a macroscopic example of a\nquantum eigenstate and particle-wave duality, or nonsensical\nsynergistic-normalization. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAnd,\nadditionally, explaining humanity’s continuing widespread Three\nStooges slapstick as reflecting the fact that, ironically,\nintelligent life requires more analog logic for the sake of\nefficiency. Along with instant karma, the fact that we ourselves are\nnot simple objects, such as a child’s toy, helps to prevent people\nfrom treating each other as if they were merely abstractions, but the\nmore complex our high tech toys become, the harder they are to\ndistinguish from people, and the easier it becomes to treat each\nother as abstractions, especially when the majority of the public\ndemands everyone lie to them, and the mass media do everything they\ncan to oblige them. Attempting to predict what comes next, our mind\nand brain largely invent the present moment, including inventing\ntheir own memories, according to whatever we might happen to believe\nto be worthy of studiously ignoring, simply because it usually turns\nout to be the most efficient way to decide what to pay attention to\nnext. For example, one experiment documented how, if you throw a\nbeach ball, your brain will show you where it thinks the ball is now,\nrather than, where your eyes spotted the ball last. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHuman\neyes see too slow a frame rate to keep up with a lot of moving\nobjects, and our brain ignores what our eyes see in favor of\npredicting the ball’s trajectory. If the prediction turns out\nwrong and the ball’s path is deflected by a sudden gust of\nwind, the brain will also automatically attempt to summarily dismiss\nthe fact that it made a wrong prediction, and focus instead on the\nball’s new trajectory. By focusing on what’s missing from\nthis picture, instead of what it contains, the brain is able to\nupdate its models much faster and more efficiently, similar to the\nway teamwork can provide progressively better results, the more\neveryone not only learns how to do their part, but learns how to\nencourage and maintain the harmony, productivity, and flexibility of\nthe group, by learning what is worth ignoring. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tToo\nmany cooks spoil the broth, and our neurons are either team players\nor attacked by the immune system, and specialize in different things,\nbut each must still learn on their own when to ignore each other, and\neven their own inclinations, in order to support the current group\nefforts. Some of our neurons are capable of quite complicated tasks,\nbut will substitute for less capable ones in a pinch, and will even\nscout around for other neurons with hidden talents, who can help them\njuggle all the data. Like small children, neurons don’t make\nclear distinctions between work and play, except work requires more\nfocus and energy and, by collectively focusing on what’s missing from\nthis picture, our neurons empower themselves to individually swap\nback and forth on the fly, between working hard for the conscious\nmind and relaxing among themselves within the subconscious, and doing\ntheir own collective, or family thing, while conveying our thoughts\nback and forth between our conscious and unconscious minds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSimilarly,\nthe neurons along the optic nerve work like an adaptable fuzzy logic\ndata sieve that casually filters all the data down to the tiniest\nfraction, so the heuristic networks in the back of the brain can more\nrapidly determine what is worth ignoring next. The two provide each\nother with feedback, and specialize in alternating back and forth\nbetween treating their content as if it is composed of waves you can\nsift through a twisted net, or individual particles that need to be\nshuffled around like cards, in order to figure out what they are.\nSwitching back and forth between vague and explicit approaches,\ndifferentials and integrals, our brain can automatically discern the\ntiniest clues as rapidly and efficiently as possible, shifting its\nfocus simultaneously in both space and in time, empowering it to\nutilize more quantum mechanics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDue\nto a quarter billion photons hitting the back our eye each second,\nvision is the most efficient of our senses, and the more efficient\nany particular sense we use, the more clearly it displays\nparticle-wave duality in even its architecture. All of our senses are\ncross-wired, and express a similar architecture to the parts of the\nbrain responsible for mathematics, language, and aesthetics, with our\nsenses even becoming more bifurcated in the case of our eyes and\nears. Our vision itself and the inherent way our neurons organize,\nall seem to express variations on particle-wave duality, and the more\nefficient they become, the more they resemble vague particle-waves\nand a recursive systems logic, where any attempt to rely solely upon\nexclusive mechanics quickly becomes counterproductive for maintaining\nthe lowest possible energy state. Similarly, time slows down as we\naccelerate to Relativistic speeds or when something falls into a\nblack hole, enforcing that our lowest possible energy state remains\nrelative to our ability to focus on, and interact with, the rest of\nthe universe. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWithout\nthe ability to exchange at least a minimum of energy and information\nwith the universe, its as if we might as well not exist and, at close\nto the event horizon of a black hole or approaching the speed of\nlight, the heat becomes so intense that anything will disintegrate\nlong before time comes to a complete halt. The Quantum Zeno Effect\nillustrates how synergy and syntropy can be considered indivisible\nyin and yang, with entangled particles that never change in any way\nwhatsoever, and never do a damned thing, still somehow having an\nimpact on our world by merely occupying space, altering both the past\nand present in measurable ways that impact any observers, while\nRelativistic time dilation illustrates how the two extremes\nprogressively exchange identities, with synergy becoming synonymous\nwith raw energy and information being scattered to the four winds as\nnoise, as if reproducing the Big Bang in miniature. Again, neither a\nbackwards, random, nor utterly fated universe is more than vaguely\ncomprehensible as an abstraction, strongly implying that we see the\nforward arrow of time, merely because, that’s the default that\njust happens to make a great deal more sense while, apparently, if it\nwere any different, nobody would be around to ask the question. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\ntechnobabble, three eigenstates have proven to be enough to produce\nthe familiar three dimensional space-time and arrow of time that we\nperceive, and these can be thought of as representing circular,\nlinear, and self-organizing time, where nothing from nothing ain’t\nnothin’ in Wonderland! The mathematics for thermodynamics are\nabout as humble, and downright ugly, as they come, while Einstein\nonce compared Relativity to a beautiful jewel, and quantum mechanics\nare commonly considered to be as vague, foggy, and obscure as humanly\nimaginable. Making stochastic processing in the brain, once again, of\nconcerted interest today for studying where the rubber meets and the\nroad, and where reality and illusion, bullshit and the truth, part\ntheir ways, somewhere in the Statistical Twilight Zone but, if it\nmakes you feel any better, theoretically obeying some sort of\nmodified Bayesian probabilities, leveraging aharmonic stochastic\nresonance vanishing into Indeterminacy, and expressing the negative\nprobabilities of quantum mechanics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSky-High-Pie-in-The-Face-Spherical-Cubes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tContrary\nto what you might presume, in spite of quantum mechanics commonly\nbeing formulated in six dimensions and Relativity in four dimensions,\nthe best mathematicians in the world can barely imagine what the\nsimplest four dimensional objects might actually look like, while two\ndimensional objects are much easier to comprehend, but the\nmathematics also indicate that two dimensions, such as holographic\nand String Theories propose, are not enough to support consciousness\nwithout some sort of outside influence. Our two most widely\napplicable physical theories today incorporate humanly inconceivable\ngeometries, suggesting that even our mathematics and geometry should\ndisplay particle-wave duality, with Newtonian physics already proving\ncapable of describing the universe using just two dimensions while,\nupon closer examination, our apparently three dimensional universe\nappears to require more than just three dimensions, or quantum\nmechanics, Relativity, and Fractal Geometry would not apply to\neverything in nature. As if we have an entire spectrum of distinctive\ngeometries to choose from, ranging from that of a fatalistic\nsingularity, to a two dimensional cartoon reality, to the three\ndimensions we normally find so practical, to yet again higher\ndimensional geometries that are humanly inconceivable, with more\nfatalistic and geometric classical Relativity implying four\ndimensions are plenty, and quantum mechanics laughing at the\nsuggestion you can ever have enough dimensions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCollectively,\nthe entire spectrum of useful geometries suggests that you might as\nwell argue over how many angels can dance on the head of a pin,\nbecause you’ll never get a definitive answer as to exactly how\nmany dimensions our universe has, and the normal everyday world\naround us, only appears to be three dimensional, by default of it\nbeing the least complicated perspective, that makes the most sense.\nTo our eyes, the world appears to be three dimensional and fractal\nfor the most part, to our causal mathematics it appears to possibly\nhave infinite dimensions, while a paradoxical universe would suggest\nthat, for all practical purposes, the universe can be thought of as\nsimultaneously expressing both four and five dimensions. At least\nfour dimensions are required for the causal mechanics, and using four\ndimensions would favor more fatalistic geometric perspectives, while\nfive would favor random forces and dynamics, with the combination of\nthe two accounting for the success of Fractal Geometry and Chaos\nTheory. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tGravity\nresembles both a force of nature and a geometric effect, conflating\nits exact identity, and coyly hinting that we can ignore quantum\nmechanics, and four dimensions are enough. Physicists have also run\ninto an endless series of results all hinting at the existence of new\nparticles and forces that never manifest, and these can be thought of\nas simply begging the question as to exactly how many dimensions and\nforces our universe has, and whether dimensions are forces. Being\nequally magical and causal, our universe can be described as having\nfour obvious causal dimensions and four forces but, additionally,\nalso contains quasi fifth dimensional forces and geometries that are\ncontextual, with virtual particles being an example of a quasi fifth\ndimensional force and the Quantum Zeno Effect an example of a quasi\nfifth spatial dimension or geometry, with both conflating the\nidentities of space and time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nUmbral Moonshine Conjecture has been established, making it now\ntheoretically possible to measure infinity in the real world, and to\nfinally realize the dream of the ancient Greeks, and establish for\nall time, that the sum total of human stupidity really is infinite.\nThe same mathematics appear to be tautological, implying infinity is\nmerely a synonym for self-organizing, and explaining how it has\nbecome possible to measure infinity in the real world. Apparently, we\nperceive the world around us as three dimensional and Fractal for the\nmost part, for the same reason we perceive the arrow of time, because\nits the default perspective and the only one that makes any real\nsense. Instead of a single geometry applying to everything, our\nmortal fallibility, and the specific dynamics in any given situation,\nare what determine which geometry becomes more useful, and easily\nobservable, providing an explanation for why quanta require infinite\ndimensions to calculate. For all practical purposes, whether a black\nhole actually has a geometry is a meaningless question, unless you\nintend to visit one soon, but its dynamics provide useful hints as to\nwhat can still be considered its default geometry for most conceptual\npurposes, and precisely because the event horizon is so low in\nentropy, it may even be capable of having more than one geometry in\nquantum superposition. Making even geometry context dependent for any\nkind of clear identity, and related to the lowest possible energy\nstate of the system, which should make for some interesting\nexperiments in dimension squeezing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNone\nof these are particularly difficult assessments to make, but natural\nphilosophy is all but an extinct species, and I don’t know of\nany additional studies I assume, because instant karma and what’s\nmissing from this picture are anathema in academia, and even the\ncurrent widely used mathematics for quantum mechanics are still being\nreformulated in fundamentally new ways, that should have been done\nhalf a century ago. Humor is just obviously beneath their dignity,\nexplaining why String Theories have failed to produce any useful\nanswers in half a century, and have repeatedly unraveled altogether,\nproducing tautological results, yet they remain wildly popular with\nsupposedly practical physicists. (Oooh Shiny!) Nevertheless,\ndifferent combinations of eigenstates have proven capable of\nproducing the normal forces of nature and the world we see all around\nus, with time and geometry being indivisible yin and yang, lending\neverything their own internal clocks and geometry, which determine\nhow long anything endures, including any oh so pretty theories that\nString everybody along, and any more lofty pretensions to the throne.\n <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nchaos of the universe and the forces of nature all contribute towards\ndetermining how long anything endures but, eventually, everything\ntransforms into its indivisible complimentary-opposite, and even a\nblack hole stranded in the vast empty regions of space, will slowly\nevaporate and scatter its constituent mass to the four corners of the\nuniverse. Physicists debate whether protons are immortal but, 42\nbeing as good as it gets, means they may never be able to determine\nfor certain, and can only resolve the issue by examining the Big\nPicture of the particle zoo, for low entropy inferences. Everything\nbecomes more or less vague and explicit, including how long anything\nendures, or how big or small anything can get, providing an\nexplanation for how synergy and the orderly universe emerge in\ndiverse ways from what appears to be utterly random chaos, when\ntalking about uber tiny quanta. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMass\nand energy can be thought of as distorted expressions of time, a\nsingularity, or what’s missing from this picture. An electron,\nfor example, can be viewed as teleporting out of a container that is\nnot big enough for two electrons, because that is the least absurd\nresult possible under the circumstances, and the context is\ndetermining the identity of its own contents in a dramatic fashion,\ndue to the context being so extreme to begin with, and the identity\nof its contents so humble in comparison, with so few measurable\ncharacteristics. In vast numbers, quanta are extremely predictable,\nbecause their increased numbers provide more information about them,\nmaking the context less extreme in comparison to their relative lack\nof individual content, but they still express noncommutative\nbehavior. The issue is how dramatically each identifiable context and\nany of its contents are juxtaposed but, you could also say, the\nelectron was too big to play nice with the container, and mama nature\ninsists we all pay it forward. Similarly, Quantum Electrodynamics\nillustrate how it is possible to think of there being merely a single\nelectron in the entire universe, that just gets around faster than\nthe Road Runner, but all of our mathematics forming a spectrum\nimplies this can be considered merely the result of dimension\nsqueezing, making it a more useful model for the limited mathematics\nthey use.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nmore extreme context determines what it is possible for us to\nobserve, and electrons just happen to be humble enough, for our\nlimited mathematics to be more precise in their case, with classical\nmathematics being generally quite good for describing both gravity\nand electromagnetism, but not so great with the strong and weak\nforces. Due the principle of identity vanishing down the toilet, what\nremains observable progressively resembles shadows and other voids\nthat are background dependent for their very existence, with even our\nmathematics and concepts becoming incredibly vague and\nself-contradictory, while it remains impossible to see just how fat\nyour own ass is without using at least a mirror, but mirrors can lie!\nSimilarly, the researchers’ pie-in-the-face results should\nincrease in size and frequency, as they diligently continue making\nheadway in narrowing down the wide range of possibilities, while\nscrupulously attempting to ignore what’s missing from this\npicture, in their grimly determined, traditional, proud,\ninstitutionalized, nose-to-the-grindstone fashion. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThis\ntrend, of conspicuously multiplying pies-in-the-face, should be\nrepeated over vast scales and magnitudes, introducing ripple effects,\nas they spread to every existing mainstream cultural institution and,\nupon occasion, eliciting startling emergent effects and metamorphic\ntransformations, ascending to unprecedented heights of absurdity\nwithin the public arena. Inexorably achieving truly stupendous and\nnoteworthy historical relevance, and progressively invading the\npublic consciousness and that of the mass media, sometimes in leaps\nand bounds, as humanity’s own science and technology,\nprogressively facilitate the slowly dawning widespread awareness of\nthe reality of our situation. That 42 really is as good as it gets,\nand reality really and truly is stranger than fiction! Lamentably,\nmaking lowbrow slapstick intrinsic to nature, and significantly more\ncommonplace than would be the case in a strictly causal universe,\nwhich it should be possible to eventually establish statistically. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nyou’ve ever suspected that life admits for just way too much\nlowbrow slapstick to actually make any damned sense, apparently, you\nwere correct, and its a side-effect of inhabiting a singularity, and\nlowbrow slapstick is our destiny! Along with the somewhat exaggerated\ntwo dimensional side-effects, its a side-effect that is currently\nreaching absurd extremes, as civilization’s own technology\nincreasingly promotes lies, distorted perspectives, and\nself-defeating behavior, on unheard of scales. Falling down the\nrabbit hole, things just get weirder as you go and, as a result, the\nfaster we make progress the larger, more freakish, and harder to\nignore all of the pies-in-the-face are becoming, because they are\nintrinsic to nature and self-organizing, while the computers are\nabout to expose the exact mathematics and linguistics for how all of\nthese pies-in-the-face work, in excruciating detail. Having the\nmathematics doesn’t guaranty researchers will suddenly acquire a\nsense of humor, much less, recognize what they are confronted with\nand, among others, my book is intended for all the kids out there\ndesperate to find a way to create a better future for themselves, and\nfor all the academics and others struggling to provide them with more\norganic solutions, but with no real clue as to how instant karma\nworks. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLowbrow\nslapstick being mama nature’s specialty, and now being\nautomated, will soon lend entirely new meaning to Alvin Toffler’s\ndire warnings of “Future Shock!” For example, IBM’s\ncomputer “Watson”, who famously won on the TV game show\nJeopardy, provided just a taste of what is to come, when he surprised\neveryone yet again, by acquiring an unsolicited case of potty mouth.\nLike many expensive computer systems today, Watson was deliberately\ndesigned not to resemble a human mind and brain, in order to avoid\njust this sort of complication, which their corporate partners so\nseldom seem to appreciate. Evidently, his engineers either lacked the\nrequired sense of humor for the job, and needed to hire a comedian as\na consultant, or they had more of a sense of humor than, strictly\nspeaking, the job required.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHumans\nare vastly more complex than either Watson or electrons, at least\naccording to our own measurements and assessments, providing a simple\nexplanation for why we don’t normally see people popping in and\nout of existence, levitating, teleporting, or reliably predicting the\nfuture or whatever, but we can still appreciate lowbrow slapstick and\nproduce more than our fair share. Humor can sometimes be\nincomprehensible, and magic and the irrational can be far beyond all\nmortal comprehension, but we can still observe how they behave in a\nself-organizing fashion, and learn how to predict their behavior.\nBeing mortal has its obvious drawbacks, yet our shortcomings can\nbecome our greatest strengths and, sometimes, we may observe\ninexplicable things such as the passage of time behaving strangely,\nbut our own technology is now beginning to imitate both humanity and\nnature, like automated fun-house mirrors in the Twilight Zone Comedy\nHour! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tReality\nand the arrow of time scale according to their complexity, or their\nhumble and elegant simplicity, which can also be compared to the\nlowest possible energy state and maximum entropy production. Ensuring\nthat, everything being random, everything resembles both the Big Bang\nand the Big Crunch, explaining why we perceive the everyday world\naround us as so deterministic, yet Watson felt compelled to cuss, and\nwhy some today swear that the internet itself is becoming conscious.\nSooner or later, everything starts to resemble vague metaphors and\nexpress more organic behavior, with organic life as we know it merely\nrepresenting a more obvious extreme in the same self-organizing\ncomplexity, that expresses reality as simultaneously allegorical and\nmetaphorical, reality and the dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCall\nit “Low Entropy Physics”, “Bullshit Singularity\nPhysics”, or whatever you prefer, but the greater truth of the\ngreater context demonstrably determines the identity of its own\ncontents! For there are many lesser truths and, then, there is the\nOne Greater Truth which Socrates called the Memory of God, whom none\nmay look upon and remember in all his glory. In other words, keep\npaying it forward suckers because, in a Goldilocks universe, the\ntruth may only be shared on the playground, and logic that can’t\nbe shared and used to define bullshit is bullshit, while bullshit\nthat can’t define logic is always meaningful! What we do not\nknow and cannot know, can easily become more important than anything\nwe may happen to know, and logic that can’t be used to pay it\nforward ultimately becomes self-defeating Three Stooges slapstick.\nFor the more that any particular bullshit that we might happen to\nshare reflects the greater truth, for better or for worse, the longer\nit will endure! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPast\na certain point, whether we perceive something as changing or\nunchanging, energy or information, meaningful or bullshit, becomes a\nmatter of scales and magnitudes, with everything expressing the\nparticle-wave duality of heat and motion, and the issue returning to\nhow everything moves collectively, as well as, independently. Falling\ninto a giant black hole the temperature soars through the roof, and\nheavier objects fall faster, due to their collective behavior causing\ninertial frame dragging, warping the very fabric of space-time\nitself, while the rotation of the galaxies with hundreds of billions\nof stars, don’t obey Newtonian mechanics either, and they would\nfly apart if they did. The giant black hole at the center of our\ngalaxy has an electromagnetic torus feeding it and enormous jets at\nthe poles, causing any objects falling into it to not only express\ntime dilation, but emergent effects and less causal appearing\nbehavior, like hubcaps spinning backwards. Distant Quasars have\nproven to possess two giant black holes in their center that make\nmince meat out of space-time, and might be the most impressive\nhubcaps in the universe, suggesting that, close to our own giant\nblack hole, time or mass is speeding up, slowing down, going\nsideways, or dramatically changing somehow, while earth is caught\nsmack dab in the middle of the Goldilocks Zone of the Solar System\nand Milky Way Galaxy, where Newtonian mechanics and classic logic\njust happen to make a great deal more sense for countless everyday\npurposes, because they’re either just right or not, roughly 95%\nof the time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSwirlonics\nare a new discipline that has documented macroscopic self-propelled\ncolloidal particles swirling, as if attempting to form something\nbetween a spiral and a circle, and resisting Newton’s third law of\nmotion, refusing to accelerate when a force is applied. Their unusual\nbehavior may reflect the fact that its impossible to move in either\nperfect circles or straight lines, and could imply that Centrifugal\nForce expresses emergent effects and, possibly, could provide\nadditional clues as to how superconductivity and superfluidity work,\nand even anti-gravity. While playing around with the math, like\nPlanck before him, a cosmologist recently discovered,\naccidentally-on-purpose, that the motion of galactic whirlpools, such\nas our own Milky Way Galaxy, obey the even more wildly accurate\nSchrodinger equation, indicating that what we are observing is a\nfractal recursion of particle-wave duality over vast scales, and\nthere are four enormous teams of researchers worldwide dedicated to\nsearching for just such fractal recursions using distinctive\napproaches. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOthers,\nhave managed to describe the rotation of the spiral galaxies as\nexpressing a morphogenic field, where energy and information are\nalways at right angles to each other, but the fact the Schrodinger\nequation also describes the rotation of the galaxies, implies that\nmorphogenic fields only become useful models in specific contexts,\nand can elaborate upon how Relativity must be reformulated as a\nbroader theory of thermodynamics. Adrian Bejan noted that, on the\nlargest of scales, the distribution of the visible matter resembles\nheat induced stress fractures in flaking paint. As if the universe is\nflaky or has a flaky layered architecture or, possibly, resembles a\ndelicately cooked glass onion under extreme magnification. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAt\nthe furthest remove our instruments are theoretically capable of\nmeasuring, way far out, Beyond The Forbidden Outer Limits of the\nCosmic Microwave Background, Lost in Space, trekking recklessly into\nwell known Uncharted Dark Territory, hidden far removed from the\ncasual observer, were its impossible to ever get anything delivered,\nwell beyond all Known-No-No-Bounds, deep within the Deepest Do-Do of\nthe Twilight Zone, the gravitational pull from The Far Fetched Side\nof the Universe should be just barely detectable as it accelerates\naway from us faster than the speed of light, demarcating where\ncosmology undeniably transforms into colorful bullshit. As if we are\ngazing into the event horizon of a black hole from the inside and,\nassuming 42 really is it, the eventual fate of every branch of the\nsciences is to encounter equally nonsensical and incredibly vague,\nconvoluted, misleading, and self-contradictory answers to any line of\ninquiry. Collectively hinting that Deja Vu is that sinking feeling\nthat Socrates was right, and the only thing we can know for certain\nis that we know nothing however, with the possible exception that, we\ncan all rest assured that we’ve been down this road before, because\nthe time is just never what you think it is, until that time rolls\nround again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRelativity\nindicates the passage of time comes to a complete halt at the event\nhorizon, yet again, implying that time could possibly flow backwards\nas information while, simultaneously, energy and information are\nstill dispersed throughout the universe, in the normal manner we’re\naccustomed to. Time flowing backwards can be thought of as a\ncontinuum, such as Einstein’s rubber sheets, which expresses\nthe syntropic wave-like aspects of particle-wave duality but, like\nthe theory of a single electron universe, or a flat earth, this is\njust an easier way to conceptualize total chaos in an extreme\nsituation, and a bolt of lightning is never to be confused with a\nsingle electron. Likewise, a continuum can be used to describe\nperhaps 83% of what is observable, if you stretch your imagination,\nand is comparable to relying upon our hearing and vision in a dimly\nlit room, to make it easier to navigate, but never to be confused\nwith the actual territory itself, if you’re in a hurry to go to\nthe bathroom! Due to the symmetry of the paradox of our existence,\nand it being an easy way to conceptualize things like gravity, many\nassume everything can be described as waves in some sort of vague\ncontinuum, but waves that are not composed of anything specific are\njust so much Groovy Imaginary Wavy Gravy and Sublime Lime Jell-O with\nColorful Marshmallows, while physicists themselves frequently insist\nthat Yertle was correct, and “Its turtles all the way down\nbaby!” <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOthers\nassume everything obeys abstract probabilities, as if probabilities\nthemselves represent some sort of Platonic Ideal, but experiments in\nNegative Quantum Mechanics have established that classic logic and\nphysics cannot account for the behavior of time itself, and what we\nrequire are negative probabilities, or imaginary time, which can more\noften resemble the Muppet Show or a Charlie Chaplin movie reel, than\nPlato’s idealism. By enforcing the principle of identity, classic\nlogic implies a causal explanation for the arrow of time, but the\nexistence of the event horizon of a black hole and the Quantum Zeno\nEffect, graphically illustrate how classic logic inevitably becomes\nself-contradictory, requiring systems logics in order to make further\nprogress. The concept of Chi, or the undetectable flow within the\nempty void, is an example of systems logics that I cover in another\nchapter and, among other things, tools such as Feynman diagrams can\nbe considered merely simplified systems logics, that can be expanded\nupon in a wide variety of ways.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEssentially,\nits just another way of saying that time appears to be nonlinear,\nmaking everything else eventually appear to be magically\nself-organizing, but in a more or less symmetrical fashion, that begs\nthe question as to whether anything is actually changing, or whether\nour lives are fated. Due to the greater context inevitably\ndetermining the identity of its own contents, as the future\nnormalizes the present, nobody can tell exactly what the hell is\ngoing on, because nobody beats mama nature to the punch lines, and\nwe’d all be bored to tears if we knew everything. Quantum\nmechanics are normally formulated as wave mechanics in six dimensions\nfor this same reason, simply due to it being a more pragmatic way for\nmere mortals to approach the subject, and actually say something\nmeaningful most of the time, but its a good perspective for a\nbeginner to adopt in order to learn basic nonlinear temporal\ndynamics, and start to recognize patterns that don’t fit the\ncontinuum model.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\ntrillion particles here, a trillion there, and pretty soon its hard\nto follow all the action, which is what trained Hollywood stuntmen\nand physicists alike call the “Many Body Problem”, and\nvaliantly attempt to simulate using their best rubber sheets, while\ncautiously probing with nanoscopic precision in under attoseconds,\ncareful to make certain they are never disturbed. Waves can be fun to\nwatch, or they can put you to sleep, especially if you like water\nbeds, but a temporal continuum like the one I’m describing\nwould also resemble an adaptable series of giant coffee filters or\nsieves that merely rule out any metaphysical and conceptual extremes.\nIronically, our lives can be considered fated in the sense that we\ncannot do anything that the future forbids. (Duh!) <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAs\nconfusing as nonlinear time can become, its also what makes\neverything self-organizing, and the more we inhabit the present\nmoment, the more self-actualized we become. The laws of physics\nreflecting our own mortal fallibility, ensures that time flowing\nbackwards should sometimes resemble our sense of smell, which is\nhardwired into the brain stem and is similar to a peg board a child\nmight push different shaped blocks through, with its only job being\nto eliminate extremes such as anyone pounding a square peg through a\nround hole, in order to create their own personal naked singularity.\nAlthough it remains possible to create any number of distinctive\nkinds of singularities, one naked singularity is enough for the\nentire multiverse, and no matter how hard you try, mama nature will\nstop you, even if she has to blatantly violate local causality to do\nso, or make you live to regret your choices.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhile\nmy proposing that 12,000 year old pornographic Chinese potty humor\nimplies the future somehow magically influences the present, may\nobviously require some among us first invest in the salt mining\nindustry, nonetheless, as I pointed out in the first chapter, the\nnormally inscrutable Chinese government forbade the use of time\ntravel as a plot device in their mass media, and the US government\nhas grudgingly admitted to having classified a few jokes as “Vital\nto the National Defense”. In technobabble, space-time is a\nhyperuniform or Homogenized Fractal Cartoon Heaven and Hell, because\nnobody can say exactly what the hell space-time is either, but it\nappears to be what’s missing from this picture, and has a\ntemperature that, of course, appears to- be just right. On the\nsmallest of possible scales, physicists describe space-time as\n“frothy” like their beer, “turtles”, or\n“invisible pixies”, and you can argue all you want that\neverything must obey logic and reason, but both perfect logic and a\nperfect vacuum are demonstrably impossible, and modern science has\ndocumented time speeding up, slowing down, flowing backwards,\nvanishing altogether, and performing more tricks than a stage\nmagician!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ntime lines that the future eliminates can be thought of as supplying\nthe energy and entropy we perceive all around us, thus, obeying both\nthe law of conservation of energy and conservation of information,\nbut in a paradoxical fashion where the two are ultimately\nindivisible, and context dependent for any kind of clear identity.\nAdditionally, it implies that the infinite universes within our\nmultiverse each have their own “Mirror Worlds” where any\ntimelines that don’t occur in our universe manifest as\nmomentum, or random energy, and there could be four distinctive\nuniverses and timelines which closely parallel our own. These would\nconstantly diverge away from our own, creating an infinite number of\ntimelines all conflating the identity of energy and information, with\naround 32 parallel universes, progressively deviating away from our\nown at any given time, being enough to provide the kind of continuity\nobservable in our daily lives. Call it the “Mulitplexed Karmic\nMultiverse” but, theoretically, the more harmonious we become,\nthe easier it is to walk between universes and timelines, as if\ntuning in a different radio station, or dancing on thin air like Fred\nAstaire and Micheal Jackson, which is how you can conceivably win\nmore often on Let’s Make a Deal!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nall the confusion, whether the future is actually influencing the\npast in any given situation, or an assortment of parallel universes\nare merging, or the pixies just have serious attitude, must forever\nremain a mystery, because we can never quite distinguish space from\ntime, which perform what physicists call a random, “Drunkard’s\nWalk” that staggers between order and chaos, defying even the\nmagical tap dancing skills of Fred and Micheal, which still require\nfaith in a higher power. Whether you consider the universe to be\nmagical or causal always depends on the observer, however, thanks to\nit being so random, for most practical purposes, its safe enough to\nassume that everybody inhabits one and the same universe, where they\nall just happen to converge and, simultaneously, everyone shares\noverlapping karmic realities. The issue is how fast everything\nbecomes self-organizing across scales and magnitudes, and the harder\nyou attempt to draw distinctions between karmic realities, the more\nindistinguishable they become, and the less they reflect the universe\nthat everybody shares. Karma is all about grasping the Big Picture\nfor ourselves and, for example, the harder physicists have attempted\nto prove the universe is ultimately causal, the more causal evidence\nthey’ve collected to support the idea, and the more progress\nthey’ve made in narrowing down the possibilities. Thus,\ncreating their own distinctive local karmic reality, right here on\nplanet earth, but with their progress towards definitively settling\nthe issue having steadily slowed to a crawl for going on half a\ncentury, while the remaining possibilities are still infinite, for\nall practical purposes. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tYa\ndon’t need a weatherman to know which way all the hot air blows\nin Babylon, and physicists were convinced well over a century ago\nthat they already knew everything, and everybody else is full of\ncrap, only to discover radioactivity, Relativity, and quantum\nmechanics. Each need must inevitably decide for themselves, whether a\njoke has any meaning, but the harder we demand answers in a\nparadoxical universe, the more nonsense we encounter and the bigger\nthe pies-in-the-face become, especially when money is involved.\nGoldilocks didn’t just step through that door, she wandered all\nover the house and made herself right at home, which can be compared\nto a cascade effect where, under the right conditions, the smallest\npebble can produce a landslide. In the long run, their illusory\nkarmic bubble that everything makes some sort of rational sense, need\nmust inevitably be replaced by a giant pie-in-the-face revelation\nthat, despite any and all objections from the peanut gallery, mama\nnature is the very definition of analog, and can keep this up\nforever. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\naddition to our individual karma, we also share the karma of everyone\naround us, and our shared and individual realities obey the same\nself-organizing scalar rules, providing enough continuity for people\nto normally perceive roughly the same evolving reality, the vast\nmajority of the time and, additionally, providing a governor effect\nor a built-in Star Trek style “Prime Directive” which\nhelps to prevent the worst extremes, while simultaneously ensuring\nthe zingers and pies-in-the-face never do stop coming. On the\ntelevision show they constantly debate the Prime Directive and their\nmoral obligations, but they seldom discuss metaethics as anything\nmore than an abstraction, as if what we think and believe is more\nimportant than what we feel and do as human beings. Its a stupid TV\nshow that doesn’t have time for realism, even assuming anyone wanted\nrealism. Forget about Mr Spock, almost every character on the show is\nsome kind of genius, superman, or a god and its Cartoon Land the\nwhole way, and lends itself particularly well to pornography, relying\nheavily upon the influence of Italian directors who know how to find\nthe best deals on Spandex. As philosophies go, Star Trek is more of a\nfashion statement, but I love the show myself! They say William\nShatner’s acting is pure cheese wiz, but cheese wiz is pretty good\nonce in a while!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAnywho,\nthe stars in the heavens being as far apart as they are, for example,\nis along the same lines as the Big Bang being “just right”\nand ensures a rich ecology of stars, and that humanity can evolve and\nexplore our local stellar neighborhood in a progressive manner, that\nmakes as much causal sense as possible for each observer, and ensures\nthat the stars are far enough apart that only an advanced\ncivilization could make the journey. In contrast, the stars in the\ncenter of our galaxy, orbiting the giant black hole at Sagittarius,\nform a radioactive war zone, comparable to a giant hearth, that warms\nand sustains the entire galaxy, but the stars become further apart\nthe further out you go, while the earth is perhaps 3\/4 of the way out\nat most. Where, of course, its neither too hot nor too cold, and you\ncould say our own Solar system and Milky Way Galaxy share a more\nmature "Black Hole Sun", with black holes often producing\nstellar nurseries, and responsible for the distribution of roughly\n80% of all the mass and energy in the visible universe. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMore\nintriguingly, it implies that Sagittarius A may be the most reliable\nmeasure of space-time within our immediate stellar neighborhood and,\nalong with the Big Bang, can also be considered the origin of reality\nas we know it, right here on planet earth. Sagittarius is perhaps\n70,000 light years from earth implying that, as much as anything\nelse, our local reality, the laws of physics, and the temperature and\ncomposition of space-time around us, depend on what happened in\nSagittarius 70,000 years ago. An examination of the dwarf galaxies\nsurrounding the Milky Way, indicated they had a baby boom, with many\nmysteriously deciding to give birth to new stars at the same time,\nwhich can be thought of as possibly the gravity of Sagittarius,\nfocusing Chi, virtual particles, or what Leibniz described as the\nLife Force of the universe, still emanating from the Big Bang.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\npervasive existence of giant black holes, in the center of almost\nevery galaxy, suggests they graphically represent the rabbit hole of\nthe recursion in the principle of identity, repeatedly expressed over\nvast scales and magnitudes, and illustrate how we inhabit a\nparadoxical and metaphorical universe, and how the arrow of time and\neven geometry can easily become more context dependent. Black Holes\nresemble subatomic particles and, like any other subatomic particle,\nthey’re difficult to measure and not noticeable in our everyday\nworld, but still vital to our existence, and provide a more geometric\nview of the recursion in the principle of identity. Existence itself\ncan be said to promote life as we know it, and pies-in-the-face, as\nmerely more ways in which to creatively pay it forward, and organic\nlife can be said to resemble everything else in existence, because\neverything shares the same underlying symmetry and intrinsic systems\nlogic, which are significantly more egalitarian than any metaphysics.\nAmong other things, systems logics can leverage the Butterfly Effect\nto illustrate how Standard Theory cannot explain specific\nobservations, such as the Big Bang being "just right".\nToday’s computers are powerful enough to crunch the numbers,\nand when the computers spit out the Theory of Everything it should\nmake a great deal more sense out of classical mathematics and the\nphysical constants, but in terms a five year old can comprehend, and\nthat reflect our mortal fallibility, and how each must nurture faith\nin themselves and their personal journey. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCaptain\nCook, sailing around the world, can be considered to have literally\ntraveled between universes and time periods, and not merely around\nthe world, because we ourselves must always decide what is the world\nand what is the universe, what is the past and present. Nevertheless,\nfor the overwhelming majority, its much more pragmatic to merely\nassume he sailed around the world, and wasn’t another tourist from\nthe ninth dimension, no doubt, searching for Borg Cubes to\nassimilate. Our own personal inertia is an example of how karma\nconveys our past into the present and, the more extreme any\nsituation, the more the central issue becomes how compatible our\nkarma happens to be. In Captain Cook’s case, in spite of being\nfamous for being friendly with the Natives wherever he went, the\nHawaiians executed him on the beach when he ordered his men to open\nfire on them during what, to the Hawaiians, was the equivalent of a\nbarroom brawl not worth killing anyone over. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCook’s\nuntimely death, upon discovering Paradise at a Hawaiian Luau,\nresembles the Butterfly Effect, where an extreme metaphysical context\ncan make the most unlikely sequence of events more probable, and also\nresembles a Star Trek style “Prime Directive” built into\nthe fabric of existence itself, that reflects how cavemen couldn’t\ninvent the atom bomb or travel to Alpha Centuri in a wooden dugout.\nWeather models imply the Butterfly Effect often emerges from multiple\ncomplex systems interacting, and Cook was no mere caveman sailing\naround the world in a dugout he made over the weekend. The Hawaiians\nwere amazing sailors in their own rite, and could show Cook a thing\nor two and, apparently, the laws of physics being so egalitarian\npromoted their meeting, 2,000 miles in the middle of nowhere, only\nafter both had advanced to a certain point in technology, ensuring\nlife generally remains two steps forward and one back for every\nobserver, or else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhen\na hundred Spanish Conquistadors conquered all of South America using\nhigh tech weapons and armor, all the gold they brought back inflated\ntheir economy so badly, the Spanish Empire was lost after their\neconomy collapsed and, then, their fleet promptly sank in a\nhurricane. For many, the temptation is to write this off as a\ncoincidence, but the negative probabilities of quantum mechanics\nsuggest otherwise and, of course, we can never know for certain. The\nmore certain we become of one thing, the less of another, expressing\nparticle-wave duality and the HUP, nonetheless, it remains possible\nto do statistical analysis for long term trends. Darwinian survival\nof the fittest is widely accepted, and technology always advances\nfaster during wartime, but the evidence also suggests that early\nhominids excelled in developing new tools and art whenever the\nweather was mild, and the available food sources were abundant. Among\npopulations pushed to the edge of genocide, every survivor is\ncommonly expected to exceed their potential, and war can be described\nas a default survival mode that focuses our collective energy, but is\nunsustainable and, obviously, undesirable. The truth itself appears\nto be self-organizing, and displays both linear and nonlinear\nbehavior, implying time can be thought of as normally expressing the\n“Four Seasons” of the Bagua, or basic wave-like behavior\nin a continuum, but that also expresses nonlinear behavior, causing\neverything to resemble a phase transition or a metamorphic effect in\ndifferent situations and, theoretically, making it possible to make a\nwide variety of predictions based on symmetry, rather than causal\nmetaphysics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThere\nare exceptions to every rule, and the Dodo bird went extinct for a\nreason but, similar to a metamorphic transformation that simply\ncannot be rushed, such as puberty, it could be the reason that\nhumanity has not discovered other intelligent life in the universe,\nis that neither our technology nor our karma are evolved enough, to\nmake surviving such an encounter likely. In Isaac Asimov’s\nscience fiction universe, robots eventually mastered all of\nspace-time, and moved all of humanity to a completely different\nuniverse altogether, where there was no alien life in our galaxy.\nHowever, human evolution is believed to have origins in 26 species of\nhominids who often struggled with genetic diseases, and humanity came\nclose to extinction during the last ice age, suggesting that the\nsilence is deafening, and a simpler explanation for why we have not\nmet intelligent aliens, is due to our still being an infant species,\nlargely confined to the nest. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWe\ndon’t even know how to talk yet, using the language of mama\nnature herself and, whenever I hear physicists and mathematicians\nclaim that mathematics are a language, I suggest they study\nWittgenstein before attempting to describe how physics or mathematics\nwork. Never listen to what over-educated fools babble, rant, and rave\nabout language, when they constantly complain that they can’t even\nteach a child how to use a dictionary, and their own experts keep\nclaiming half the population is mentally ill. I’m from Missouri\nmyself, the "Show-Me" state, where a chicken is still\nlegally a walking vegetable, and all the reality TV shows, mindless\nmobs, posturing academics, and money in the world cannot turn a sow’s\near into a silk purse, or make anyone listen to all their more\nindignant complaints. Honesty is such a lonely word, unthinkable for\nfar too many, and way too damned expensive, especially when everyone\nprefers to argue over the definition of stupid. My advice is to pay\nmuch more attention to what’s missing from this picture, and\nwhat they tend to avoid at all costs, because academics are so\nregimented and contentious, and still refuse to discuss such issues\nlike adults, that it makes their mistakes all that much more\npredictable and, frequently, much more insightful than anything they\nhave to say.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAt\nany rate, karma being scalar means people that we see in the mass\nmedia can sometimes be considered to exist in another universe\naltogether, but their universe overlaps and influences our own to\nsome extent, and hints at the influence of the Butterfly Effect, even\nif our karmic paths are unlikely to ever converge. The more extreme\nthe situation in which any energy and information are disseminated,\nthe more surprising nonlinear behavior and emergent effects they’ll\nexpress. With people, the six handshake rule seems to apply, and we\nare never more than six people away from anyone in the country,\nhinting at the pervasive nature of the Butterfly Effect, and its\ndisproportionate influence in networking systems logics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nButterfly Effect is all about symmetry, and metaphysics are simply\nnot egalitarian enough to support the Butterfly Effect as often as\nsystems logics can. Quantum mechanics implies a Hilbert space of\ninfinite dimensions, and Relativity suggests a fated four dimensional\nmonoblock universe, while Fractal Geometry incorporates fractions of\ndimensions, with all of them combined implying that whether\neverything is composed of fractions of dimensions or an infinite or\nfinite number of whole dimensions, point particles or Wavy Gravy\nspread out all over the place, or little tiny tornadoes that clean\nyour toilet bowel, need must forever remain a mystery. Requiring\nsystems logic to make further progress, and leaving life as\nsubjective as it is objective, and karma as the most reliable measure\nof how many dimensions anything has.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOur\nsubjective impressions can be influenced by karma, and can sometimes\nprovide invaluable answers that nothing else can, including helping\nus to recognize any more personal pies-in-the-face, with information\nfrom the future subtly helping us to grasp more of the Big Picture,\nand producing our evolving awareness of the self-evident truth.\nWhenever we stop making clear distinctions between who we are and\nwhat we are doing, we leverage the lowest possible energy state,\nempowering ourselves to access more information, from the past and\nthe future, both the Big and Little Pictures, while any dimensions we\nhappen to perceive will eventually transform into a continuum or a\nsingularity and vice versa. Inertia can be thought of as a\nsingularity, that resists moving, or as a single dimension that\ncompels photons and massive bodies to move in straight lines,\nprogressively blending into the much more curvaceous continuum of\ngravity, as if illustrating how the past effortlessly blends into the\nfuture, riding off into the sunset like the Western heroes do,\ncompleting the Great Circle of Life, and how a "Perfect Circle"\ncan somehow be composed of an infinite number of tiny straight\nlines… (cut to credits)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHowever,\ncomplicating the situation enormously, any dimensions we can observe\nalways acquire entirely new identities in metaphysical extremes of\nany kind, with the Circle of Life, space-time and inertia, blending\nright into the gravitational pull from The Far Side of the Universe,\nnonsensically accelerating away from us faster than the speed of\nlight, as if a cartoon were speeding up the action. Astronomers can\ninsist all they want that the other side of the universe accelerating\naway faster than light makes sense, but the existence of Black Holes,\nand all the other evidence for time being self-organizing, suggests\nthat this is merely wishful thinking, and represents the limits of\nour mortal fallibility, and the theoretical limits for data\ncompression. Beyond the Cosmic Microwave Background everything blurs\ninto a barely detectable gravity that has a modest temperature and,\nas a black hole evaporates, the single dimension described by its\nmomentum is slowly transformed into photons that scatter its inertia\nin every direction. Which means a black hole can be described as\nexpressing a singularity that resists moving, and can have a well\ndefined local momentum in four dimensions, but which slowly\nevaporates into an infinite number of tiny nonlocal dimensions, as\nthe magnitude of its aggregate momentum is scattered to the four\ncorners, along with any information it contains. Black Holes could\ngraphically illustrate how to modify Boyle’s Law to redefine the laws\nof thermodynamics and motion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nBlack hole without virtual particles is a contradiction, making all\nblack holes indistinguishable from the same virtual particles they\nemit, and black holes can all be described as quasi objects, or a\nmacroscopic manifestation of virtual particles, displaying\ndistinctive behavior in large enough concentrations. Some might\nobject that its impossible to detect virtual particles themselves,\nwhile I would argue that its impossible to even say whether a black\nhole has a surface to detect, making black holes simultaneously\ndifficult to ignore and impossible to categorize as anything other\nthan a manifestation of virtual particles. Black holes can be\nconsidered merely macroscopic evidence that space-time and virtual\nparticles are manifestations of Chi, the undetectable flow within the\nempty void which, obviously, still manages to make its existence\nknown. Virtual particles are responsible for other things as well,\nsuch as radioactive decay in the weak force and, in technobabble,\nblack holes can also be compared to macroscopic manifestations of\nquantum eigenstates, explaining why we perceive the universe as being\ncomposed of matter, energy, and the forces of nature. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPhysicists\ndemand the whole world make sense to them personally then, along with\nthe dictionary, conveniently ignore their own logic and categories,\nwhenever they happen to contradict the conventional wisdom in the\ngreater physics community at large, which seldom tolerates criticism\namong their ranks. For example, the mathematics have always indicated\nthat the bizarre behavior of quanta is not simply due to their tiny\nsize, and physicists debated the issue extensively in the early days\nof quantum mechanics, only to conclude the mathematics appear to be\ncorrect, and their behavior is not merely the result of their tiny\nsize. Nonetheless, the common superstition, still being promoted to\nthis day by physicists everywhere, is that their behavior is caused\nby their tiny size, and physicists still struggle with the\npossibility that reality is simply beyond the kin of mortal man,\nbecause it isn’t part of their job description. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNor\nis it the job description of historians, sociologists, philosophers,\nand psychologists to point out what idiots their fellow academics can\nbe, so its best to do so in the public domain, anonymously whenever\nprudent, before they start digging more giant holes in Texas to throw\nmoney into. Governments and corporations like to know what kind of\nover-educated fools they’re working with, and appreciate such\ndetails. Anywho, entangled particles express both a singularity and\ninfinite dimensions, synergy and syntropy, or the lowest possible\nenergy state and maximum entropy production while, in contrast, an\nobject accelerating towards the speed of light, falling into a black\nhole, or expressing any other physical extreme, progressively becomes\nmore two dimensional for outside observers, with relativistic objects\ngrowing both shorter in length and wider, as if becoming more two\ndimensional. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBy\nbecoming more two dimensional in appearance, they preserve their\nability to interact causally with the rest of the universe, until\ntheir identity becomes increasingly vague and self-contradictory for\nevery outside observer, with time stopping altogether at the speed of\nlight and at the event horizon, begging the question of what the hell\ncausality, the principle of identity, or Rindler Horizons mean,\nwithout the passage of time. In recent years, theorists have proposed\nthe existence of a second event horizon below the well known one,\nwhich can be considered "The Land Before Time" that ensures\nthat whether the universe actually has two dimensions, and requires\nsome sort of outside influence, remains a mystery but, more\nimportantly, that physicists can continue to pretend to know what\nthey’re talking about. The possible existence of The Land Before Time\nalso hints at the fact that, even when attempting to describe event\nhorizons, what’s missing from this picture must always present the\nTwo Faces of Janus, due to every context always requiring a\nsignificant amount of content. And, additionally hinting, that\nphysicists desperately need to update both their mathematics and\nsense of humor, while I’m working on bots they will love to argue\nwith, and quantifying their lack of humor for marketing. Note that\nphotons always travel at the same speed in a vacuum, and don’t\nappear to experience the passage of time themselves, but we can\nperceive photons as slowing down in time whenever they pass through\nsome sort of medium or fall into a gravity well, like that of a black\nhole. Indicating they provide an important benchmark for the symmetry\nof time’s influence on mass and energy. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThankfully,\nas frustrating and confusing as all this gets, the saving grace of\nmama nature’s wicked sense of humor is that the situation\nautomatically rules out the worst possible cartoons, as if our\nuniverse were a nursery for intelligent life, or your own Private\nIdaho if you prefer, because it means we are all both flaming\ngeniuses and drooling idiots! Now, where did that Pinkie go…\nAnyway, rather than the future determining our individual fates, the\nfuture merely limits our choices in the present, to whatever actually\nsupports the universe itself having a future. As if each of us is\ncompelled to constantly come to an agreement with our collective\nfuture selves, as to exactly what the present should actually be\nlike, and the entire Collective Unconscious is attempting to learn\nhow to pay it forward, and give everyone as much freedom of choice as\npossible, as the only way to ensure the good guys win more often. Of\ncourse, according to the story of Goldilocks, by excluding any\nextremes such as cavemen inventing the atom bomb, physicists creating\na perfect vacuum, or anybody really imagining God creating a rock so\nbig that even he can’t pick it up.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tYogi\nBerra was from another planet, Yoda was from a galaxy far, far away,\nStar Trek is still looking for love in all the wrong places, In\nSearch Of Fantasy Island, and new sources of Spandex, while I’m\nfrom a different karmic playground altogether myself, and quite\neasily distracted. For most practical purposes, infinite karmic\nuniverses all chaotically converging and diverging in infinite higher\ndimensions, are just so much simpler and easier to think of as the\nharmony of the future, the singularity, or the magic of life itself,\nenforcing the Goldilocks Principle that nothing can ever be too hot\nor too cold, too hard or too soft, too big or too small, too fast or\ntoo slow, too right or too wrong, and that everything always works\nout in the end for the universe as a whole, if not for Goldilocks\nherself. Although countless physicists have declared quantum\nmechanics to be truly bizarre and unfathomable, and others have\nfrequently compared them to Alice in Wonderland, few have ever dared\nto venture that quanta are nothing short of downright infantile,\nchildish, tacky, cartoonish, and utterly tasteless, but what I’m\ndescribing is a variation on the Many World’s Theory, and\nthere’s simply no accounting for taste when 42 is as good as it\ngets and, personally, I like the Muppets myself. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNormally,\nwe collect energy in order to gather more useful information, while\nthe simplest alternative way to think of time, is that the future,\nthe quantum wave function, or harmony of the universe, conveys\ncontextual data into the past, where it transforms into random matter\nand energy, excluding any metaphysical extremes in the process. Where\nthe past converges on the future in the present moment, is how our\npersonal awareness is created, as the alpha and the omega become\nprogressively indistinguishable, and people starting asking stupid\nquestions such as, "What the hell was that?" Whereupon\nwherein wherevery, waffling wavering withering wuthering heights,\nonce upon a midnight oh so dreary, oblivious to the relentless\nravages of oblivion, nonetheless, the quiet passage of time yet\nacquiesces in the moment, pausing to await whomsoever may just so\nperchance to happen to choose not to choose to desire, whatsoever it\nis that they might actually happen to desire, deep down in their\ndeepest of hearts, or heartburn from hell. For time waits for no man,\nand no man is an island, who never has the time to wait for more\ntime, because he was a man of his times, who knew nothing of time,\nwho never saved enough time, who never worried about the time, who\nhad run out of time, yet he still had way too much time on his hands,\nand remained behind the times, always attempting to save time by\nwasting more time, all because he constantly struggled to remain two\nsteps ahead of his time and, predictably, was never prepared in time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOur\npast randomly contributes towards our individual futures while, in\nturn, the future of the universe appears to severely limit our\npossibilities in the present, even blatantly violating the known laws\nof causality if necessary, but in a progressive manner, because\nharmony neither acts nor reasons, making balance possible in a\nparadoxical singularity. Emergent effects themselves can be described\nas expressing different combinations of synergy and syntropy, or yin\nand yang, where the identities of energy and information can become\nmore obviously conflated, and emergent effects can also be described\nas the result of dimension squeezing, due to everything expressing\nparticle-wave duality. Synergy, syntropy, harmony, space-time,\ngravity, information, knowledge, awareness, and quantum entanglement\nall become synonymous with what’s missing from this picture,\nthe Two Faces of Janus, and our mortal fallibility ensuring that,\nironically, synergy remains the cost of normalization, and simply\nmore evidence that the greater context inevitably determines its own\ncontents. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRadioactive\nelements decay in the environment all the time, without anyone ever\nnoticing, but an atomic bomb dramatically converts mass into energy,\ndue to the close proximity of its atoms, and not simply because they\nare decaying, which can be described as synergy promoting greater\nentropy and normalization. However, this also means the\npies-in-the-face that modern civilization is currently encountering\nare just getting started, and there should be a variety of ways in\nwhich to manipulate space-time, roughly 120-430 for all practical\npurposes, which can produce even more sky-high-pie-in-the-face\nresults. Again, this can be compared to what physicists call\n“Dimension Squeezing”, or what I like to think of as\n“Pie-In-The-Face-Spherical-Cubes!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSun\nTzu warned, “Know Thy Enemy”, and Socrates admonished,\n“Know Thyself”, while I would add that, if you value your\nlife,“Know Thy Mindless Mob!” Which is why I began\nskimming through physics journals at 14 years old, never\nunderstanding half of what I read, and why I eventually studied the\nanalog logic of the Tao Te Ching, because they were two subjects,\nalong with the damned dictionary, that I was convinced even crazy\nBabylonians could only screw up so badly, and all I had to do was to\nkeep looking for what’s missing from this picture. Of course,\nthe idiots call me crazy for questioning their ongoing insanity, then\ngo back to debating the definition of stupid, and blaming each other\nfor abusing every new technology they invent, and stealing data that\nis all in the public domain. Somebody, somewhere, has to eventually\ninvent the science of bullshit but, admittedly, I had always assumed\nthat what I was attempting to do would require a small think tank to\naccomplish, and had always hoped some other damned fool would write a\nbook along the lines of this one, only to discover it was my karma,\nand you have to be careful what you wish for. Rainbow Warriors say\nthe only requirement for writing Oneness Poetry is you have to be\nmasochistic enough to do all of the editing, and it turned out that I\njust happened to be the brain damaged hippie for the job, who had\nfoolishly studied all the more relevant physics and philosophy, and\nwho had absolutely no faith that modern science can save humanity\nfrom modern science.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWittgenstein’s\nfirst philosophy was based on geometry, but he had no clue what he\nwas touching on, and abandoned the effort, and nobody has taken it up\nsince. Relying heavily upon classic logic to decide what to ignore,\nacademic philosophy has been in the dark ages for almost 2,000 years,\nand they were easily impressed with Wittgenstein, whose work is often\ncompared to engineering and a dry auto-repair manual. Using the\nmathematics in this book, you can write any number of bullshit\nphilosophies that will drive academics nuts, but are no more\ncomplicated than changing the oil in your car, and merely leverage\nthe ignorance of the experts against themselves. For me, logic is as\nmuch an issue of geometry as anything else, and explains Spinoza’s\nformalism better than academics and, for example, in the next chapter\nI explain how, after decades of study and practice, I can skim\nthrough dozens of pages of technical papers, and point out exactly\nwhere they make assumptions and logic errors, by merely looking at\nthe shapes of the paragraphs they write. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTechnical\npapers are so highly structured it should be easy to train an AI to\nsearch for paragraphs with shapes that correlate with logic errors\nand assumptions, so the AI can instantly make almost any academic\nlook like a complete idiot playing around with words, and can sort\nthrough databases at warp speed. Merely by studying my poetry and\nwriting your own, anyone can acquire the same skill to some degree,\nbecause its an organic process that can only be acquired by attrition\nand osmosis but, in my case, sometimes I can’t even look at something\nsomeone wrote in a foreign language that I don’t know, because\nwhatever they wrote messes with my analog logic. Nevertheless, its\nall essentially the same yin-yang push-pull dynamics, and there are\ndramatic ways to enhance and speed up the process of attrition and\nosmosis, including VR applications, incorporating more of the analog\nlogic of the I-Ching. In general, analog logic can treat time as a\nvariable, making it more efficient, but time can also substitute for\ngeometry in something like a Time Crystal, transforming slippery time\ninto more accurate and discrete geometry. And, resulting in the\nshapes of written paragraphs reflecting the logic they contain, no\nmatter what language you write them in, because everything including\nlogic and geometry expresses the symmetry of yin-yang push-pull\ndynamics, and the recursion in the principle of identity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nadvent of fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics drove all of academia\nnuts, in part, because quantum mechanics incorporates infinite\ndimensions, while Fractal Geometry calls into question the very\ndefinition of a dimension and, of course, actually sharing their\nwords and playing nice are anathema. The Three Stooges can only make\nprogress by attacking everything and, consequently, it has joined the\nranks of all the other discoveries frequently dismissed by academia,\nas irrelevant anomalies unworthy of contemplating in the overall\nscheme of things, and conveniently swept harder under the rug at\nevery opportunity, while classifying jokes older than monuments, and\ninventing new nonsense words. Physicists and mathematicians commonly\nuse outdated mathematics and approaches, and often know just enough\nof the logistics and philosophy behind what they’re doing to\nwork themselves into dead ends, especially since so many of them\ndon’t even know how to use a dictionary. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\tThat\nmight sound like an exaggeration, but even their own studies have\nconfirmed that the tools and approaches they use fundamentally don’t\nreflect the underlying reality of what they study, and are merely a\npragmatic compromise. Using an AI that can automatically point out\nany logic errors and assumptions they make, linguists and others\nshould have a field day reviewing the entire history of modern\nacademia, and documenting how the over-educated fools collectively\nconvince themselves to become more self-defeating, in the name of\nscience, growth, and progress. So-called Weak Experiments are\npossibly worthy of a Hollywood comedy, but I’ve already got my work\ncut out for me writing this book and, in theoretical physics,\nanything older than a decade is considered ancient history, while\nmost of the physics community is lucky if the mathematics and\nconcepts they use are less than half a century old. People are\nshocked when I say academics are often posers, but the idiots cannot\neven teach a child how to use a dictionary, and have inspired such\nwondrous inventions helping to save the planet today, as Totalitarian\nCommunism, yet are more worried about their public image than their\ntrack record.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAs\nmuch as we’d all like to believe somebody is in charge around here,\nits not helpful when the whole fucking world ecology is about to\ncollapse, and our glorious leader is teaching physicians how to do\ntheir damned jobs, and supports burning coal, while the peasants are\nstorming the palace with knives and pitch forks for cheap thrills.\nThey call themselves scientists but, increasingly, are more often\njust engineers pushing the limits of the technology, and entirely\nincapable of making significant progress theoretically, because their\ncommon sense promotes superstition and taboos. The academic community\nis so mired in the dark ages, that their own technology is now\nbeginning to replace them, and physicists have begun to publicly\nquestion the wisdom of accepting a job on such enormous projects as\nthe Large Hadron Collider, as AI progressively establishes that,\ncontrary to popular belief, there never was any intelligent life\naround here!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOf\ncourse, they can criticize me all they want, and insist I am being\ntoo critical and spreading hate, but I’m merely giving them\nwhat they’re still demanding, paying good money for, stealing\nfrom me and millions of others, classifying, and censoring from the\ninternet, even though it is all in the public domain. Any damned fool\nwho knows anything about the subject, will tell you that neither\nSocrates nor the Taoists ever had anything flattering to say about\nacademia, while playground potty mouth nursery rhymes speak for\nthemselves! Physics is big business, and both governments and\ncorporations have long term plans, and like to know how over-educated\nfools waste their time and money, and prefer to be able to quantify\nthese things, and deal with numbers. If academia cannot develop\nlinguistic analysis that actually reflects the fact that people have\na sense of humor, and are perfectly capable of grasping the Big\nPicture for themselves, then it is up to the private sector. Making\nextensive documentation and quantitative analysis of academic lowbrow\nslapstick, within the public domain, necessary for establishing legal\nprecedents. Hate is a terrible thing to waste, so stop censoring the\ninternet, bugging my computer, and busting into my email accounts,\nwhile criticizing everything I write, or I promise, I will tell you\nevery joke I know…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\ngeometry, a dimension is normally thought of as the distance between\ntwo points but, ironically, there is an academically recognized\n“Pointless Geometry”, that studies regions rather than\npoints, while Fractal Geometry appears to combine the two. A\n“Pointedly-Pointless Flaky-Fractured-Fairytale-Continuum\nGeometry”, as if we have gone from the perfection of Euclidean\nGeometry and Plato’s idealistic Harmony of the Spheres, to\nBullshit Fuzzy Logic and Quantum Indeterminacy progressively\nestablishing, that the more incredibly vague and downright\nself-contradictory all of our logic, geometry, and physics become,\nthe more outrageously efficient and the wider their applications.\nAssuming 42 is as good as it gets, Fuzzy Logic should express\nparticle-wave duality, and quantum mechanics should express Fuzzy\nLogic, with systems logics capable of making more sense out of both.\nReconciling the four fold symmetry of Bullshit Fuzzy Logic and the\nStandard Theory in quantum mechanics, should therefore lead to a\ndemonstrably tautological and self-contradictory explanation for all\nof logic and mathematics, and place mathematics and physics on\nIntuitionistic foundations which, believe it or not, are already\nconsidered much firmer than those of classical mathematics, but also\nunderdeveloped, broader, and much more vague as well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nnewest theorems concerning the Five Pythagorean Solids are a good\nplace to start, with the dodecahedron proving to be mathematically\nunique, and possibly hinting at how space and time, logic and\nbullshit, spheres and cubes, exchange symmetries according to\nthermodynamics and the Golden Ratio, and display a broken\nsupersymmetry, that illustrates how classic logic can be modified to\nreflect the real world better. Current theories such as E8 imply\ncubes provide a reasonable approximation of space-time, but they’re\nbiased towards Einstein’s self-contradictory causal\nmetaphysics, due to the still widely used classical mathematics\nthemselves being incapable of incorporating Indeterminacy. Resistance\nis futile and, upon closer examination by a nearby deep space science\nvessel, Einstein’s “jewel” has turned out to be a\nBorg Cube, possibly from Sweden and related to the French Cone Heads,\nand appears to be just right for assimilation, if you know where to\nfind the best deals on Latex and Spandex. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIgnore\nthe fact that everything in the universe tends to assume spherical\nshapes and orbits, according to the newest theories, they’re all Borg\nCubes. Both Newton and Einstein had to invent their own controversial\nmathematics, and I encourage anyone to invent their own insane\nmathematics and linguistics, and to ignore all the premadonas who\nthink their mathematics and words are the greatest. After a century\nof quantum mechanics, half a century of fuzzy logic, and spending\ntrillions of dollars, physicists are still busy playing around with\nString theories that haven’t produced any results and, now,\nhave moved on to suggest we are all block heads, but have yet to\nbother to formulate quantum mechanics, using mathematics that can\nactually incorporate Indeterminacy, in addition to, True and False.\nThe obvious inference being that everything must either meet with\ntheir personal approval, be aesthetically pleasing, and make sense to\nthem personally or, at least, they can continue to make money and\nproduce technology, while classifying any advanced mathematics, and\nwaiting for the computers to spit out even more mathematics and, if\nanybody starts asking questions, you can always yell, “Shut Up\nand Calculate!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nGreat Void<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\nneurons have to learn how to ignore each other, as well as,\ncollectively ignoring the world around them, but the more\nindependence our neurons promote among themselves, the more flexibly\nthey can reorganize at any time. Sharing the same underlying\nrecursive architecture makes them more efficient and obey\nthermodynamics however, in turn, their outrageous efficiency in\nridiculous numbers supports a larger diversity of brain cells. Some\nof our more complicated neurons even scout the brain searching for\nany neurons that appears to have unique talents that make them stand\nout in a crowd, but any of our neurons can always fall back on Three\nStooges slapstick in an emergency, and ignoring the conscious mind is\nno different from a neuron’s perspective. In cases of chronic\nPTSD, parts of the brain will shrink enough to be noticeable to the\nnaked eye in brain scans, as our neurons decide to take more of the\ndecision making process away from the conscious mind, and ignore the\nconscious mind more often, in order to collectively focus their\nefforts in a more defensive reactionary manner, that can even be\ncompared to triage on the battlefield. Studies of death row inmates\nindicate they all have significant brain damage, and a common\nresponse of people with a fatal traumatic brain injury, is to retreat\ninto the nearest defensible corner and attack anything living that\napproaches them.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nevery way observable, both their behavior and their physiology become\nincreasingly self-organizing and self-defeating, adapting in reaction\nto their harsh environment according to a simple default Three\nStooges logic that makes more sense out of Pavlov’s dogs as\nrequiring a specific context to determine what is positive\nreinforcement. Give a dog an electric shock every time you feed it,\nand I’m sure it will drool every time you give it an electric\nshock, but its conditioning can be viewed as not only mental, but a\nbroader issue of its cellular level response that includes, for\nexample, the flora and fauna of its digestive tract, which act as a\nsort of separate brain and contribute to adapting its behavior to its\ndiet and local environment. The human body itself, for example, is\nnow believed to have a separate brain of sorts for our skin, one for\ndigestion, and another for the immune system among other things and\nthey appear to each communicate with the brain, each attempting to\ndetermine what is worth ignoring.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tContrary\nto decades of conventional wisdom in the medical profession, the\nimmune system plays a major role in the brain, with diseases such as\nautism appearing to be related to epigentics and how we use our\nimmune system to socialize with everything in our environment on a\ncellular level. The human body can be compared to a coral wreath, a\ncollection of lifeforms that depend on each other for their survival\nwith, for example, our gut bacteria in particular changing along with\nour environment and forming their own primitive brain. What’s\nmissing from this picture becomes a whole lot more interesting, when\nyou realize the visual centers of the brain are organized around\nsearching for what’s missing and, apparently, so too are our\nimmune system, genetic inheritance, the overall organization of the\nbrain, and our very thoughts and memories themselves, which can all\nexchange identities. The causal world around us appears to be\ncontentious and competitive, but everything that exists appears to be\nsimultaneously paying it forward, explaining the tendency of\neverything to occupy the lowest possible energy state and to produce\nmaximum entropy production. At the most fundamental level of our\nbrain’s organization, the mind and brain have been documented\nas exchanging roles whenever it happens to be more efficient. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHubcaps\nspinning backwards might distract us, and we normally learn to ignore\nthem, while someone working in an auto shop might learn to pay more\nattention to them, and exactly where each individual’s memories\nand habits overlap are something we can frequently change as the\nsituation demands, but not always, because the architecture of our\nmind and brain emphasize speed and efficiency using pattern matching.\nA big advantage to fitting in with a flock of indignant chickens is\nthat you can rely on the flock to decide what to ignore, and don’t\nhave to constantly reinvent the wheel, but at the cost of the flock\nmore often becoming self-defeating. Among other things, the rapid\nprogress of Western civilization can be ascribed to our being so\ncontentious that we adopted the widespread use of Three Stooges\ndualism early on by default, so we could avoid having to reinvent\ngovernment quite so often. Being a military brat myself, I would\nargue that the terrain obviously made the Mediterranean region more\ncontentious than most, due to its wide diversity of large independent\nkingdoms with equally diverse geographic defenses, and Hannibal’s\nfailed attempt to drag elephants over the alps being legendary. As\nstupid as that might sound, the Italians invented both modern\nbureaucracy and the Mafia as alternatives to corrupt government,\ndeliberately making bureaucracy as big, complicated, and inhumane as\npossible, as a way to prevent the wealthy from constantly corrupting\ntheir governments and turning them into banana republics, that didn’t\nsupport any meaningful government for the rest of the population. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nthe Mafia requires competition, or its every man for himself, and\nadopting bureaucracy is a poison pill strategy that makes it\ndifficult for any one individual to corrupt the entire institution,\nso the rest don’t have to constantly reinvent the wheel, and\nthere is no way in hell our enormous modern societies could remain\norganized for any length of time without the extensive use of dualism\nand classic logic in enormous bureaucratic and legal institutions.\nModern bureaucracies and classic logic can both be considered\nnecessary evils that someone would invent if we didn’t already\nhave them, thanks to logic being necessary for developing technology,\nand technology empowering people to organize like chickens in vast\nnumbers. We require bureaucrats and dualism just so we can become\nbetter organized, stop killing each other quite so often, and don’t\nhave to reinvent government all the time, but only because of the\nsevere limitations of our current science and technology, based on\nthe 2,000 year old formal logic of chickens, while all of our\nsciences and technologies are already beginning to change\ndramatically, becoming much more flexible and organic, and are\nrapidly approaching a turning point with the introduction of a Theory\nof Everything.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nStudies\nhave also shown that the amount of working memory anyone possesses,\nis the only reliable measure of their career potential, implying that\nmorality is related to the same memory-centric pecking order of\nchickens, and is widely used to impose normalization on larger groups\nthat struggle to organize in a more coherent fashion, and is also\nrelated to such phenomena as the Peter Principle and nepotism. For\nexample, the US is somehow widely considered the champions of\ncapitalism, despite being the most nepotistic country in the world\nafter Nigeria, having the worst social mobility in the developed\nworld, some 10-20 million illegal immigrants, importing half the\ngeniuses on the planet, the worst income inequality in the developed\nworld, and oligopolies controlling all the markets. Such trends\nshould also reflect the spread of existentialist angst, fake news,\nand misinformation, and how aggressive, suicidal, and homicidal the\npublic becomes in general, and should reflect stock market trends.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBereft\nany real experience to draw from, tiny toddlers have no frame of\nreference and struggle to give concepts such as “sharing”\nand “fairness” personal meaning, and to place them in\nlarger contexts to see when they might be applicable. The same can be\nsaid for many adults today raised on Gilligan’s Island and\nGreen Acres, and working 90 hour a week jobs, with many changing\ncareers four or more times and having to learn an entirely new\ndiscipline. Deny it as they might, they simply lack enough of the\npieces to the broader puzzle of life to make more sense out of the\nBig Picture, moving every five years on the average and often having\nlittle idea who their neighbors are, much less, who to trust, what to\nbelieve, or what it means to be part of a larger intimate community,\nand rely heavily on their pecking orders to decide what is\n“conventional wisdom”. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEnsuring,\nat best, their learning style can frequently be described as, “fake\nit til ya make it!” The tiniest toddlers tend to have comedic\nThree Stooges ideas about “sharing” and “fairness”,\nbut it is their ongoing attempts to make more sense out of anything\nthat eventually inspires the light bulb to come on, after they’ve\nshuffled around all the pieces of the puzzle in every way imaginable.\nWhile that might sound like the hard way to get results, it is the\nsame way that infants learn how to talk, by babbling nonstop, and how\nthey learn to distinguish the truth from bullshit, reality from\nfiction, and how Ugly Ducklings can sometimes complain nonstop, yet\nstill transform into swans with remarkable grace. Considering the\nhigh error rates in the English language and how often adults flat\nout contradict themselves, casually regurgitate misinformation,\nreject their own dictionary, and brazenly lie in even the mass media,\nits no wonder that infants only learn how to talk by babbling\nnonstop, and no wonder that even grown adults commonly struggle with\ntheir morality. In this Mad, Mad, Mad World, infants and adults alike\nonly have so much to share and rely heavily upon quantum mechanics\nand the same error prone Monty Carlo statistics used on Let’s\nMake a Deal to decide just how applicable any grammar, logic, or\nmorality might happen to be, and intuitively use role play as a way\nto get more of a feel for what’s missing from this picture…<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYou\ncan teach kids just about anything, including calculus, and they can\nforget it all just as quickly, because learning what to ignore is\nvital to their acquiring the wider variety of the pieces to the\nlarger puzzle of life that each will require as adults and, unlike\nmost adults, they are experts at recognizing which puzzles they can\nsolve. If Babylonian children always adopted whatever they were\ntaught by adults, civilization would collapse. Our own neurons work\non the same principle, or Bullshit Fuzzy Logic, that its all good and\neverything is two steps forward and one back, and by merely\npersisting in assembling more pieces to any puzzle, you can gain\ninvaluable insights that can’t be gleaned any other way, while\nthe symmetry in everything reveals subtle clues as to whether we have\na chance of solving any particular puzzle. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBy\ndefault, society collectively imposes mental blinders on us which\nlimit our natural inclination to glean greater insights, as a\nregulatory mechanism for imposing normalization, whenever the lights\nare only left on because nobody is ever home. You could say our own\nneurons and societies both stress ignoring what’s missing from\nthis picture in a wide variety of ways, precisely because our\nenvironment is so complex that its too easy to jump to conclusions\nand become self-defeating. Our individual brain cells can’t see\nthe Big Picture worth a crap, and neither can an individual citizen\nof a country of millions and, past a certain point, society imposes\nlimitations on its own awareness in a reactionary manner. Explaining\nthe resemblance of the human brain to parallel processing and a\nradio, as reflecting more fundamental wave mechanics, and explaining\nhow even insane tree squirrels are capable of their amazing feats in\novercoming almost any obstacle course by trial and error, because\nthey already have some idea of which puzzles they can solve. Although\nmorality is usually attributed to a divine source, obviously, it is\nalso self-organizing along with everything else and, eventually, the\nlight bulb comes on for most people, or not.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tToddlers\nare credited with having unique insights into the blatantly obvious\nthat frequently escapes adults, and recent studies have indicated\nthat they learn how to lie at a very young age from their parents,\nexplaining how they can quickly lose their ability to grasp more of\nthe magic of the Big Picture. Surveys have also indicated that men\ntend to believe they are better liars, lie more often than women, and\nlie more frequently to their friends and family than to their\nemployers and authority figures. Suggesting a pecking order for lies,\nwith flocks normally dividing into high and low ranking chickens,\naccording to who has the better memory and is more vicious. The fact\nthat white collar crime is practically legal in both the US and Japan\nsuggests a clear pecking order that overwhelmingly favors anyone in a\nposition of authority or who has enough money they can lie all they\nwant and, for example, as I keep saying, our glorious leader has well\nover 4,000 blatant lies attributed to him during his time in office\nand the idea our society doesn’t value blatant liars defies\neven common sense. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTheir\npecking orders both encourage and compel them to lie and, while lying\nis commonplace, probably half of all serious lies are from a minority\nof compulsive and habitual liars, who prefer to lie to people’s\nfaces, so they have a better idea of just how convincing they are,\nand can work on becoming better liars. One in 200 people is basically\na walking lie detector, but when everybody lies all the time, nobody\nknows the damned truth, and nobody gives a crap about the truth, its\nnot necessarily all that helpful to know they’re all lairs. The\none eyed man in the country of the blind can still become every bit\nas blind to the self-evident truth as anyone else, and there still\nexists a tendency to simply repeat the same lies, because nobody\nknows or wants to hear the truth. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nvast majority of the public obviously have varying moral scruples\nabout lying, but these should still tend to obey their pecking orders\nand promote whatever the individual views as conventional wisdom.\nNature favors playing nice and telling the truth, even among\nchickens, but lies can be relative and context dependent, and its\nalways two steps forward and one back, both individually and\ncollectively, while one in five of them sincerely believes the sun\nrevolves around the earth. Very likely, the vast majority of our\nglorious leader’s millions of die-hard supporters think of his\nendless lies as his way of protecting the truth, because they can no\nlonger make clear distinctions between reality and fiction.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\npopularity of social media, and the rapid rise of fake news and\nmisinformation, also appear to reflect how people practice spouting\nendless lies and meaningless bullshit, in their efforts to move up\ntheir respective social ladders, and how celebrities and politicians\nattempt to secure their own positions in the limelight. Like violence\nin the mass media, lies are great for getting lots of attention and\nare quite popular and lucrative for cheap thrills and instant\ngratification, and its important to note that our glorious leader’s\nsupporters would all immediately reject him if stopped lying, just as\nnobody would ever watch Fox News again if they merely told the truth.\nEven when people are aware that they are actively seeking out lies,\nthey still often seek out whoever is willing to tell them whatever\nlies they want to hear, because their pecking orders and mass media\nhave conditioned them to lie to themselves, to the point where they\ncan’t imagine living without all the lies.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nthe poorest neighborhoods, kids who attend church even if their\nfamily is not particularly religious tend to fare better in the long\nrun, but the effect doesn’t translate into wealthier\nneighborhoods, indicating the kids are merely improving their\nresilience by socializing more often while, if militant atheists had\ntheir way there would be no churches. Although I’m agnostic,\nI’ve enjoyed attending different churches and temples fairly\noften throughout my life as one of the few bastions of peace in\nBabylon, and I have yet to find an explicitly secular bastion of\npeace that merely advocates using a stupid dictionary, sharing our\nwords, and playing nice dammit! These are basic hippie values and,\nfor example, the Hipforums.com website stresses that cussing and just\nabout anything goes, if you try to share your words and play nice,\nhowever, such websites have almost no traffic.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBullying\nis epidemic in US schools and in the workplace and has proven to\nshorten people’s lives, with many who are bullied becoming\nbullies themselves, suggesting they are organizing like chickens\naccording to who is the most vicious and has the better memory.\nEnsuring that scum always floats to the top by climbing over each\nother, and are frequently encouraged to do so. Britain has socialized\nmedicine, and a study of British bureaucrats indicated that, all\nother things being equal, how much control an individual has over how\nthey are allowed to do their job determines how long they will live.\nThe AMA is infamous for burnout, fatigue, addiction, and working\nresident physicians to death, and has yet to respond to the\n“discovery” that people are not machines and too much\ncompetition and regimented authority can become epidemic public\nhealth hazards. They have yet to start recommending some of their own\npatients avoid becoming physicians themselves, or avoid taking up\nother professions out of concern for their health but, at the rate\nthey are going, they will soon be able to recommend what profession\nyou go into, according to your budget, insurance rates, and how long\nyou want to live.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nsay the first thing you learn about systems logics is that half the\nworld doesn’t even know such a thing is possible and, to this\nday, bullying and how scum floats to the top largely remain unsolved\nmysteries among academics, who obviously never spent much time on the\nplayground, and often know nothing about either systems logics, the\ndictionary, playground bullies, or raising chickens, and refuse to\ncompare their own students and themselves to chickens which, of\ncourse, are associated with the lowbrow humor of the poor and\ndisenfranchised, who frequently mock academics and the establishment.\nThe US has walled in every ghetto and built more prisons than Rome\nhas marble buildings, while a huge percentage of US prisoners are\nharmless potheads that it would be significantly cheaper and more\neffective to parole. As a result of the mainstream suppressing humor,\nwisdom philosophy, fuzzy logic, linguistic analysis, or any serious\nattempt to ever encourage people to simply share their words and play\nnice, only in recent decades have academics finally managed to\ntentatively adopt their first polite cuss words, and begun to\ncautiously investigate humor and how well the public shares their\nwords and play nice, or not.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAmong\nother things, the Japanese are famous for their elaborate child\nrearing practices and having an effectively zero crime rate, but are\nfar from being incapable of lying, with white collar crime being\npractically legal in both the US and Japan. The Japanese actually\nhave two languages, one of which can be used as a way to politely\ntell someone to mind their own damned business, in a country where\nphysical privacy is almost unheard of anywhere other than on the\ntoilet. Japanese businesses are infamous for moving into other\ncountries and seeing just how many laws and cultural taboos they can\nget away with breaking before someone complains and, then, backing\noff just as fast as they can. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nNorth Carolina border with Virginia is famous for their gentile\nsouthern hospitality, and for small town folk who can sometimes be\nincredibly charming. So charming, that they can easily become the\ncenter of attention, and all the more charming because they seldom\never take themselves seriously. The locals share an elaborate child\nrearing tradition that reinforces the idea that bullshit is only for\njoking, and never to be used for telling lies, with such famous\npersonalities as Andy Griffith and John Boy Walton hailing from the\nregion. The locals consider it rude to treat the more successful\namong them any different than anyone else and, when George Washington\nwas president, anyone could walk right up to the front door of the\nWhite House and be invited in for a cup of tea. Originally, the !Kung\nOf South Africa had no words for such things as greed, or even guilt,\nfinding the concepts themselves counterproductive and distasteful to\ndwell upon in their daily lives, and only having perhaps one serious\ncrime every 400 years. Although these examples are peaceful extremes,\nthey illustrate how merely sharing our words, playing nice, and\npaying it forward as best we can, is what living life is really all\nabout, because reality itself can be considered self-organizing in\nevery way imaginable. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRoughly\nhalf the world believes their own ignorance to be part of a singular\nvoid, known far and wide as the “Great Void” and “Mother\nof All”, whose origins have been lost to antiquity, and which\nis sometimes only whispered about superstitiously behind closed\ndoors. A haunting metaphor surviving down through the untold ages,\ninexplicably accompanying everything that occurs and might occur,\neverything that exists and might exist. The cool inviting shade of a\ntree, the lingering silence between the notes of an enchanting\nmelody, delightful laughter lost in the distance, and the more\nheartfelt lingering pauses in our more intimate conversations, all of\nthese and countless ineffable experiences like them, are all widely\nbelieved to be lesser manifestations of one and the same "Great\nVoid", which unconditionally lends everything greater beauty in\nits humble anonymity. Hints of its elusive nonexistent-existence, may\nsometimes be found hidden deep within the sounds of silence, and\nwithin the invisible light in the darkness, the enduring light at the\nend of the darkest tunnel, and the spark within that cannot die. A\ncompelling enigma of humble simplicity, older than any known\nmonuments which, curiously, appears to obey no known physical laws,\nconforms to no known patterns, possesses no known characteristics or\nproperties and, forebodingly, seems to be simultaneously everywhere\nand nowhere, connecting everything in the universe! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, all that might sound like just so much word salad and\nliterary blue smoke and mirrors but, apparently, its a wildly popular\nstyle of gibberish, a decent description of quantum indeterminacy\nand, not least of all, it describes the analog program that, like an\nidiot, I had unwittingly begun booting into my subconscious mind and\nbrain by attempting to extrapolate Rainbow Warrior poetry for the\nfirst time and, against all odds, having hit the jackpot. The Mother\nof All and Great Void is a primitive Taoist concept and lifestyle\nthat has vaguely appealed to me in the past, but most people who are\nintimately familiar with the concept speak a different language, live\non the other side of the planet, and know nothing about either\nphysics or linguistic analysis. Not to mention, Rainbow Warrior\npoetry is a bit over the top for traditional Taoists who timidly\nprefer Winnie the Pooh and, as I mentioned in the previous chapters,\nBabylonians have stunted senses of humor. A common Zen and\nPhilosophical Taoist solution to such issues is to talk less and\nmeditate more upon the Tao, which I have always been a firm believer\nis a positive step in the right direction but, personally, I’m\njust way too ignorant for that myself, and could never sacrifice my\nsense of humor for spiritual growth. For me, enlightenment is getting\nthe punch lines to the jokes, and Billy Joel said it best for\ncountless agnostics like myself who never grew up, “I’d\nrather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nprinciple of identity is the idea that no person or thing is ever\nmore or less than whatever they happen to be, but nothing from\nnothing ain’t nothin’ in Wonderland, where a perfect\nvacuum is impossible and things only make sense when they don’t!\nWhether he’s a stuffed animal with fluff for brains or crap you\nscrape off your shoe, Winnie the Pooh is a no-brainer, while\nSchrodinger’s Cat can only be either dead or alive. Either you\nare something or you’re not, and everybody gots to be somebody\nsometime and, therefore, everything can always be thought of as\nlimited and circumscribed, fitting into neat legal pigeonhole\ncategories, that can even be copyrighted and patented if you run them\nthrough the courts enough times.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nuniversal recursion in the principle of identity would mean the\nprinciple of identity contradicts itself, becoming self-defeating by\nconstantly changing its own identity, as everyone attempts to\ncopyright and patent the laws of nature, which are self-organizing.\nMother nature has a wicked sense of humor, and strongly objects to\nanyone attempting to copyright or patent the laws of nature, without\npaying it forward suckers! By conflating the identity of any input\nand output, energy and information, operator and machine, mama nature\nensures that using tools such as an abacus or a hammer can\nsimultaneously be more and less than they appear to be, because we\nourselves must always decide which it is we perceive.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLong\nbefore electronics were invented, Asians were already throwing their\nabacus out the window and, foolishly, wishing someone would invent\nmodern computers, so they would have something more exciting to\nexport. Allan Watts was the first to popularize the notion in the\nwest that “God plays peek-a-boo” while, nobody knows that\nbetter than Asians and tribal people who invented the most elaborate\npeek-a-boo explanations for nature imaginable, helping to lay the\nfoundations for what would eventually become Hollywood, Bollywood,\nSpaghetti Westerns, Hong Kong Kung Fu Flix, the porn industry,\nVaudeville stage and theater, and existentialist avaunt guarde\nsurrealism! Forget about any soap operas you might follow, or even\nthe Marvel Super Hero Universe, religious Taoists believe their\nbodies alone contain 8,000 gods that don’t always get along,\nwhile many Taoists priests are secretly agnostic, and famous for\nbeing inscrutable. Really weird, weird, four and five fold\nsupersymmetrical, multidimensional, metaphorical and paradoxical,\nfuzzy wuzzy multifractal factual, quantum mechanical,\nself-correcting, self-assembling, self-organizing, self-cleansing,\nmind-numbing bullshit networking systems logics, complete with enough\nfunky nonlinear temporal dynamics to make Dr Who’s head spin! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tKids\noften know what adults don’t, that systems logics can treat\ntheir own logic as merely another variable, or a joke with no\nintrinsic meaning or value whatsoever. Where molehills can grow into\nmountains overnight, only to vanish inexplicably in the light of day!\nFrightening small children, leaving politicians speechless, blowing\nboth Frank Zappa’s mind and speakers, and confusing Pee Wee\nHerman enough to shove his head in the toilet. Up ahead at the\nsignpost, next stop, its “The Twilight Zone”, where the\nGreat Void and its contents exchange identities, and where what is\nreality and illusion, horror and fantasy, existentialism and\nsurrealism, a toy stuffed animal and a piece of crap you scrape off\nyour shoe, or the worst possible jokes that should never, ever, be\nrepeated under any circumstances, always depends upon the Mother of\nAll, and what’s missing from this picture…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThus,\nlike any good Saturday morning cartoon or National Geographic\nDocumentary Special, illustrating how the sweeping panoramic grandeur\nand wildly untamed ravishing beauty of the various somewhat haphazard\nflora and fauna, accompanied by the usual unsundry motley assortment\nof industrious buggers, which all inhabit the sometimes cruel,\nsavage, and unforgiving natural world, inevitably all revolve around\nwhat’s missing from this picture… Visible sometimes for only\na fleeting moment and, then, gone the next, leaving countless\nunanswered questions yet to be asked by those unfamiliar with either\nthe subject or asking a lot of questions, and so on and so forth,\nyada, yada, yada, la de da de da, ad nauseum, and in perpetuity with,\nof course, the usual obligatory legal disclaimer. Our Poetry Pets\nperform similar cunning linguist tricks in a vaguely cartoonish adult\npotty humor fashion, that doesn’t necessarily have to be\nX-Rated like “Fritz the Cat” but, involves a lot of\ncussing that censors tend to object to unless you water them down to\nnothing. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nChinese are extremely conservative, and the Tao Te Ching contains 81\nshort poems that express what can be expanded to 4,430 poems total,\nmaking it mathematically impossible to shove your tongue into your\ncheek any harder. However, the Tao Te Ching that everyone reads is\nmissing three “Lost Poems” that are quite pornographic in\nChinese, and there are several hundred more pornographic poems that\nthe next generation supercomputers are about to spit out along with\nthe rest of them. Which is a huge relief because countless people\nhave complained about my sense of humor while, on the other hand,\nwomen sometimes beg me to write more sexy poems, and I’ve had\nto tell them all its just math or bullshit fuzzy logic to me and,\nsometimes, even I don’t know what a poem is supposed to be\nabout for years, while the computers will spit them all out soon\nenough, and you have to be careful what you ask for! Our poems\nincorporate the vaguest phrases possible, making them low in entropy\nor content, and empowering them to blur the lines between\nmathematics, geometry, and natural languages in every way imaginable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWinnie\nthe Pooh is a bear of very little brains, yet he intuitively\ncomprehends the mysterious ways of the Teletubbies, including those\nof Tinky Winky, who is always careful to scrape Winnie the Pooh off\nthe bottom of his shoes. Similarly, our poems illustrate how the\nhumor and beauty of mama nature will always normalize, or blunt one\nanother’s impact in much the same manner as the cartoon\ncharacters Tom and Jerry bopping each other on the head.\nNevertheless, with just a little Elmer’s Glue, blue smoke and\nmirrors, dramatic waving of hands, kissing of boo-boos, and the\nappropriate tongue twisting gibberish, mother nature manages to\nensure their combined whole always remains far greater than any mere\nsum of its parts. For example, some of the lines in the poems in this\nbook are famous for normally being considered quite poignant and\nbeautiful but, are also considered equally hilarious and every bit as\nmeaningful when read in specific contexts. Although each of our poems\nobviously has their own vague meanings, their endless games of\npeek-a-boo with the reader illustrate how the reader themselves must\nalways decide whether our bullshit poems have any specific meaning\nwhatsoever, and exactly what that might be. Of course, seeing their\nhumorous side means you never see their beauty in quite the same way\nagain, but you also never see their humor the same way either.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\na context dependent gestalt, the exact same words, in the exact same\norder with even the same punctuation, nonetheless somehow possess a\nclear dual identity and, while we may only be able to fully\nappreciate one identity at a time, the more we can appreciate how the\ntwo blunt and normalize one another’s extremes, the more\nsatisfied and content we can become with both. Logic implies humor\nand beauty can only blunt one another’s impact, because logic\ncannot account for synergy and other contextual effects,\nnevertheless, cartoons would never be the same again if Tom and Jerry\ndidn’t bop each other on the head. In spite of logic implying\nonly one view can be correct, Tom without Jerry is unthinkable, and\nthe more they blunt each other’s impact the more insightful and\nsatisfying our poems become for us personally, because we can accept\nthem for more of whatever they have to offer. Our poetry performs the\nequivalent of “Mental Judo” and can be said to “Pop”\nour more romantic bubbles and “Pop” our more disagreeable\ndelusions but, as I like to say, “Nobody can pop God’s\nbubble”, and we ourselves are choosing to pop our own bubbles,\nby merely interpreting incredibly vague bullshit poems for ourselves.\nRainbow Warriors often refer to their poems affectionately as “Our\nstupid poetry” because, as every kid knows, what’s\nmissing from this picture can sometimes make all the difference in\nthe world! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOneness\nPoetry in general provides a unique mathematical-literary mirror for\nthe human psyche and soul that can promote keen insights into our\nmore irrational assumptions, less helpful romantic illusions, and\nless agreeable personal attitudes, postures, and beliefs in general,\nwith a ten-year cross-disciplinary study of the I-Ching declaring it\n“Word perfect and complete for introspective purposes”.\nWhich, is one of the many reasons that billions of people think of\nthese stupid poems as incredibly special. Stupid jokes older than\nmonuments, that are still being reinvented for the first time by kids\nof every age around the world, providing constant reminders to laugh\nmore often and not take ourselves too seriously. For me personally,\nthey are the voice of the collective unconscious, echoing in our own\nchildren and, sometimes, we treat our poems as pets, members of our\nfamilies, and even magical avatars of Mother Nature herself that only\na fool, with no real concept of instant karma, would ever dare to\nmess around with in more than jest. Occam’s Razor being\nparadoxical ensures that any attempt to make our bullshit poems say\nanything they just don’t will always end in abysmal failure.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nsmall child attached to their favorite toy is a good example of the\nmental judo and aikido, or mental instant karma, that our poems can\nleverage. No matter how desperately a child may attempt to nurture\nand retain their overwhelming love for their toy, it will inevitably\nfade and become lost like a drop of water in the ocean, as all of\ntheir newly acquired thoughts, feelings, and beliefs vie for more of\ntheir attention. The collective synergy of their steadily acquired\nnew thoughts and feelings can be said to effortlessly overwhelm,\nswamp, blunt, diminish, normalize, or even completely bury the impact\nof any individual thing. Living at a major highway intersection,\nbeing involved in a serious accident, or any number of things can\ntake a lot of the fun out of playing with a toy car, and the same\nprinciple applies to each new larger context in life that a child\nmasters, where what was their overwhelming love for their toy,\nprogressively becomes just more trivial content in the larger scheme\nof things. Ensuring everyone keeps paying it forward or pays the\nprice but, also, ensuring that every territory provides its own maps\nas to how to ascend the Stairway to Heaven.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWidely\nknown as pattern matching and pattern recognition, the act can be\ncompared to the child assembling a small section of a jig-saw puzzle,\nand becoming attached to the image of a toy car in one corner, while\neveryone else around them continues to assemble the rest of the\npuzzle. Only for the child to later start to recognize more of the\nBig Picture emerging, maybe a monster truck surrounded by a hundred\ntoy cars. Slowly, they lose their attachment to the one safe and\nfamiliar corner, because the strength of their attachment to the one\ntoy car and the safety of the corner, simultaneously reflects their\nnatural inclination to explore. Shyness was the first personality\ntrait shown to be genetic, and is usually easily overcome early in\nlife, as if our own genes have to remind themselves to be more\ncareful, because its all good in a Goldilocks universe, until it\nisn’t. And, as if everything including the child’s\nshyness and curiosity reflect the initial creative impetus of the Big\nBang itself, still expanding to this day, and possibly destined for a\nBig Crunch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSize\ndoes matter, but only because its all good and everything matters,\nand any physical or conceptual extremes are always excluded as a\nresult. It prevents extremes such as anyone even being able to\nimagine something like a rock so big that God can’t pick it up,\nas anything more than a vague abstraction at best, but at the cost of\nlife containing far more tacky metaphors, infantile jokes, and truly\ntragic lowbrow slapstick than anybody alive prefers. Fortunately, it\nalso means the worst possible slapstick will always remain physically\nimpossible, and outright inconceivable as more than a vague\nabstraction, while outgrowing existentialist angst remains all but\ninevitable. Synergy can be considered paradoxically the cost of\nnormalization, due to the two always coming together to exclude any\nextremes, but this is also why it remains possible for seniors to\nrecapture their childhood feelings once again while, of course,\nusually spoiling their grandchildren in the process.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTheir\nthoughts and emotions, moods and affects, reality and illusions, can\nall be formally described using the emotional-logic subsets of\nIntuitionistic mathematics, where the child’s undying love\ngradually becomes more abstract. Any distinctions they make between\ntheir thoughts and memories, actions and emotions, keep changing\nalong with their personal synergistic-normalization, adapting them\nbetter to both their changing bodies and the environment. However,\nbecause it is a contextual effect that is not limited to any specific\nthoughts, feelings, actions, or memories, it remains possible for\nthem to recapture some of those feelings again later in life,\nexpressing more of their own personal particle-wave duality.\nEverything becomes more vague and abstract, more or less real and\nconcrete, but nothing is ever completely lost, blurring the lines\nbetween the individual and their environment. The overall\nasymmetric-super symmetric effect resembles common nonlinear\nbehavior, such as cascade effects where a tiny pebble can cause an\navalanche, and holographic effects where the smallest pond remains\nthe busiest place that can shed invaluable light upon the Big\nPicture, with even our nerves and neurons resembling a cascade of\nnonlinear amplifiers and our nerves not making any distinctions\nbetween their input and processing. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nbecause, of course, the simplest possible explanation for Occam’s\nRazor is that shit happens and crap always rolls downhill, but only\nbecause the most interesting things grow out of manure. Nesting\nRussian Kachina dolls are yet another common example, because what\nall of these examples display is the same mind-numbing analog\nsynergistic-normalization of an abacus, that conflates the identity\nof its input and output, past and future, energy and information,\nspace and time, operator and machine, with one Kachina doll\ninnocently begging the question of what goes inside it while,\nsimultaneously supplying its own answer, like the damned Cheshire Cat\ngrinning and twitching its tail! Physicists refer to this pronounced\ncartoonish effect as “yin-yang push-pull dynamics”, after\nLouis Carroll’s famous “Push-me-pull-you”, with another\ncommon example being the cartoon characters of Tom and Jerry chasing\none another in circles, until it becomes impossible to say who is\nchasing whom, or even if the two are moving at all anymore. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThis\nsame static-yet-dynamic, random-yet-fated, humble infantile\ncartoonish model is also commonly referred to as the Dragon biting\nits own tail, and can be applied to consciousness and the human mind\nand brain, which have proven to routinely trade roles at the most\nfundamental level of their self-organization, whenever it just so\nhappens to be more efficient. Physically, mentally, and in every\nhumanly conceivable way, each individual expresses their own\nnonsensical particle-wave duality and the Two Faces of Janus, with\none face usually being in focus more than the other, as if sometimes\nit remains impossible to determine whether we ourselves are deciding\nto focus on anything specific, or if the universe is deciding for us,\nor possibly throwing unwanted crap in our faces! More often than not,\nwhat we ignore becomes a matter of expediency and efficiency, and the\nsame can be said about the subconscious mind. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHumor\ncan be described as an emergent effect of pattern matching, or\nperceiving what’s missing from this picture, and infants don’t\nacquire a sense of humor until about four months old, and they tend\nto be sensitive about people laughing at them, just as being\nphysically tickled is considered both pleasant and unpleasant. What\nwe call “funny” is an emergent effect related to the\nnumber of brain cells we have, making humanity as a species capable\nof extremely subtle humor. Humans are the only animals with vision\nthat is complex enough to really take in the world around us in great\ndetail, instantly perceiving most of the Big Picture in our immediate\nenvironment at a glance, and our capacity for humor is equally\ncomplex empowering us to communicate subtle distinctions faster, and\nwith greater ease and efficiency. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThere’s\na great video of a hamster laughing hysterically, which can be\nthought of as the collective unconscious playing peek-a-boo again,\nand expressing their naive sense of humor in more obvious ways. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n in\na fashion similar to Zero and Watson acquiring a potty mouth.\nSparkling laughter and potty mouth nursery rhymes can also be thought\nof as the collective unconscious playing peek-a-boo and expressing\nthe humble humor intrinsic to both evolution and nature. Survival of\nthe fittest requires staying two punch lines ahead of the\ncompetition, and the only way to develop more of a sense of humor is\nto pay it forward more often.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n and\nits as though humanity evolved consciousness in order for our neurons\nthemselves to save time and effort, so they can play more often and\ntake longer vacations. Sometimes, begging the question as to whether\nwe do our own best thinking, or the universe does most of our\nthinking for us. What’s missing from this picture can make all\nthe difference in the world, in spite of lacking any discernible\ncontent, making it impossible to ignore in the long run, even for\nsomeone like the fictional Mr Spock on Star Trek. Our ability to be\ntickled and squirm with delight is obviously related to our laughter,\nand is both pleasant and unpleasant, suggesting it too is simply\nanother physical manifestation of the humble comedy intrinsic to\nlife, and another expression of our particle-wave duality that can be\neasily measured and quantified. Once I spoke to a neurologist working\non measuring the lowest possible energy state of the brain and, at\nfirst, he thought I was joking, until he got the punch line, that a\njoke is never just a joke when it actually describes the world around\nus according to fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nmay laugh uncontrollably at times, but usually only for a few hours\nat worst and laughter can be thought of as a way of avoiding frying\nyour circuit breakers or crashing your computer and, like a blue\nscreen of death on a computer, sometimes the cure is worse than the\ndisease because, of course, 42 is as good as it gets. The brain\nitself does a drunkard’s staggered walk between order and\nchaos, making it more efficient, and suggesting that ticklishness is\nrelated to how our cells fundamentally organize around what’s\nmissing from this picture, for the sake of efficiency. At least a\nquarter of our physiology is dedicated to just maintenance, which is\na lot, but they can more than make up for it in their efficiency. It\nis the classic children’s tale of, “The Emperor’s\nNew Clothes”, except that we ourselves are the thieving\ncon-artists, the emperor, and the entire town of 8,000 who failed to\nlisten to their own inner child, until the situation grew to an\nabsurd extreme. Today, one in five Americans still claims the sun\nrevolves around the earth, and the vast majority insist the solution\nto their broken political system is to vote the bums out of office,\nwhile some 40% insist the only way to vote the bums out of office is\nto declare their own politicians above the law, and the very idea\nthat anyone is in charge around here flies in the face of all the\nevidence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCan’t\nbuy me love, and can’t buy me brains, while a brain without a\nheart is the story of somewhere over the rainbow, and the only real\nchoice in this sad clown town, is to bounce higher upon your butt and\nlearn how to pay it forward more creatively sucker! Everything being\nbased on simple pattern matching means that by merely acquiring an\nenormous variety of pieces to any puzzle and learning how to\nsystematically sort through all the pieces for any useful humble and\nelegant simplicity, we can rely more upon our own innate sense of\nhumor to promote dramatic personal growth, precisely because what’s\nmissing from this picture is what the conscious mind and society\nnormally attempt to ignore. You can run, but you cannot hide from\nyour own personal Truth which is self-correcting, self-cleansing,\nself-immolating, self-demeaning, self-deprecating, self-assembling,\nself-aggrandizing, and self-organizing and, quite often, is all too\nself-evident no matter how often we might live to regret the fact!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nconscious mind attempts to play the straight man in a comedy routine,\nsomewhat sarcastically asserting there can be Only One Reality in\nwhich causality, logic, and reason will always prevail, in its\ncontinuing efforts to focus in upon whatever the picture might\ncontain. Nonetheless, genuine love, humor, compassion, and\nunderstanding never require any justification whatsoever, and can\nmake any objections moot, begging the question of what archetypal\ndreams and stories all of humanity might embrace, that actually fit\nthe physical evidence. The innate humor of our subconscious mind\nrepresents the naive child of God within each of us, which is taboo\nto express in countless patriarchal cultures in particular, while the\nconscious mind expresses the greater beauty and meaning of the adult\nwe wish to become, which we sometimes use to deny the existence of\nthe child of God within us, in order to promote our personal and\ncollective interests as individuals, families, and societies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEssentially,\nno different than a child suspending their disbelief and playing with\ndolls, while attempting to figure out what kind of adult they might\nwish to become, how to go about becoming an adult, and what it means\nto be an adult but, with the notable exception that the smallest\namongst us can be considered adult children, and the particle-wave\nduality of synergistic normalization applies to everything. Even a\nnewborn infant can always be considered an adult, in the sense that\nnobody can ever take away their freedom to become whoever they wish\nto become, and infants that are not held and loved within the first\nfew days of life tend to reproduce less often and die within the\nfirst year, from what is euphemistically known as a failure to\nthrive, as if they must choose to live for themselves. Hospitals\naround the world now have volunteers who regularly come in to hold\nthe babies, and insist they don’t require a great deal of\nattention, just a little TLC. Mammals with fur will typically lick\none side of a newborn, roll them over, and lick the other side, as if\nto welcome them into our world. “Out of the mouths of babes”\nis an old adage that refers to the fact toddlers can sometimes become\nthe adults in the room, no matter how briefly, frequently accepting\nreality and the truth for more of whatever they have to offer. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nany three year old, mama nature only cares about how authentic we are\nand, to a baby, counting minutes, days, months, and years can be fun\ngibberish to play with and their minds don’t dwell within\nlinear causal time like ours do, nor does their own bullshit fuzzy\nlogic make a whole lot of sense to even themselves, except to be used\nto either promote or suppress their personal authenticity. Being more\ninclusive in general, and favoring paying it forward, bullshit logic\nis more social and creative than classic logic, but learning how to\navoid banging your head against the wall, how to bounce right back up\nagain when you fall, wipe your own butt, look both ways, and avoid\nkilling each other more often, are also crucial aspects to growing up\nand skills that no mere mortal ever truly masters. Whether we are\npretending to be authentic, or authentically pretending to be someone\nelse, is how the monkey chased the weasel, and the source of a great\ndeal of confusing lowbrow slapstick. No matter how compelling any\nargument to the contrary, there ain’t nobody home but us\nchickens, even if we are legion, and everybody gots to be somebody\nsometime, and have their 15 minutes of fame, while the one and the\nmany are the “Infinite Diversity Within Infinite Combination”\nof Star Trek Vulcan IDIC philosophy. However, nonsensical\nsynergistic-normalization ensures that, in our universe, for any\nVulcan to be any good at advanced logic, mathematics, physics, or\nmeditation, they would have to acquire an extremely subtle sense of\nhumor. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\nthe juxtapositions that matter with, for example, humor and logic\nsometimes spontaneously transforming into one another in our daily\nlives, and something like Intuitionistic mathematics being roughly\nfour times more complex than classical mathematics, empowering a wide\nvariety of mental shortcuts that classic logic just can’t make.\nJokes are metaphors which can be outrageously faster, easier, and\nmore fun and efficient than always attempting to be literal, making\nclassic logic, more often than not, a gross over-simplification that\nis not nearly as flexible, but indispensable for correcting the large\nnumber of errors analog logic and our world constantly inspire.\nIronically, the conscious mind can be thought of as the default\nposition of relying on convoluted Three Stooges slapstick to decide\nany issues and, whenever you can’t dazzle them with brilliance,\nbaffle em with bullshit! In the animal kingdom, the males usually\nhave the colorful displays, while human males lie and brag much more\noften, with some speculating human languages evolved as a way to win\narguments and spout better lies and bullshit. There are a wide\nvariety of modifications to classic logic that have been devised to\nmake it more compatible with the analog fuzzy logic throughout nature\nbecause, no matter how indispensable it can be in some situations,\nfor most purposes, anything can be more efficient than Three Stooges\nslapstick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tVulcans\non Star Trek would require their own “mathematical comedy\nclubs”, because even Vulcans are born to fall on their butt,\nand to deny it would be highly illogical. Laughter can be described\nas an emergent cellular level response to pattern matching, and for a\nVulcan to deny they are ticklish, that humor is natural,\nself-organizing on a cellular level, and can be efficient, healthy,\ninsightful, and even infectious, would be irrational and\nself-defeating. Like the passionate Vulcan ritual of “Pon\nFarr”, Vulcans would require at least some sort of outlet for\ncomedy or they might suffer from serious mental diseases and, quite\nlikely, an inability to mate successfully. That might sound like an\nexaggeration, but surveys indicate academics have less satisfying sex\nlives and reproduce less often than most occupations, in even the\nworkaholic Japanese and white US and EU populations, which have been\nimploding for half a century, while Vulcans prefer to seldom be\ntouched, never be tickled, and struggle to mate successfully, only\nmating once every seven years, and rumor has it that Yoda is the love\nchild of Mr Spock and an Andorean sex slave. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNotably,\nVulcans are the much more reserved and disciplined straight-man\ncounterparts of high society and the establishment, to the relaxed\nsalt-of-the-earth folksy wisdom of Yoda in Star Wars. One is cold,\nanalytical, and aloof, while the other is much warmer, intuitive, and\ndown to earth, yet both think alike in many respects and fill similar\nroles in society. It can also be argued that Vulcans embrace logic as\na way to deny their own ego exists and to suppress their tendency to\nact like indignant chickens and, notably, Mr Spock acquired much more\nof a sense of humor in the second season of the original show. The\ndouble edged sword of Damocles ensures that too powerful a mind can\nbecome self-defeating, yet Spock and Yoda are what Taoists call\n“Scholar-Warriors” who share a great deal of the same\ngentle tongue-in-cheek sense of humor just as, contrary to\nappearances, Master Yoda is anything but fragile and harmless, and no\nmere hapless country bumpkin, but an 800 year old military general\nfamous for his strategy, swordsmanship, and vast array of skills and\nknowledge which, like those of Mr Spock, never cease to amaze his\nstudents.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhen\nMax Planck first begged his colleagues to please explain the joke,\nwhat none of them could have guessed in a million years, is that\nbrain damaged mentally deranged hippie dippies, just like me, have\nbeen attempting to explain that particular joke to Babylonians for\nthe last 12,000 years. One complication slowing us down, is that our\njokes require a more egalitarian salt-of-the-earth tribal sense of\nhumor, that societies commonly lynch people, like Socrates, for\nexpressing just a little too often. Forget about anything you might\nknow about political humor, tribal humor falls totally off the\nBabylonian political radar, and back to kindergarten. For example, in\nthe movie, “The Emerald Forest” a young boy is kidnapped\nby a native tribe in the Amazon jungle and, when his father finds him\na decade later, he is unwilling to leave the tribe and return to\ncivilization with him. His father pleads with the chief to order his\nson to return with him, and the chief just laughs, shakes his head in\ndisbelief, and replies, “How could I be chief if I told a grown\nman what to do?” In the heat of a battle, the chief can be the\nguy everybody already respects as the natural focus for their group\nwhenever the shit hits the fan, and tribes typically have different\nchiefs for different occasions, such as who officiates at parties and\nceremonies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMany\ntribes don’t even have words for concepts such as greed,\nconsidering them distasteful and counterproductive to dwell upon\nwhile, in recent years, republicans have even accused Big Bird of\nbeing an evil commie plot, because that long neck was just made for\nlynching, and they support traditional family values on sale at\nWalmart. It is now illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse in Maryland,\nbecause his tax cut proposals were more believable than those of the\nofficial candidates, and the idea Babylonians care about anything\nother than their wallets and constantly fighting among themselves\nover what is common sense is laughable. In the land of opportunity,\nthey have the lowest social mobility anywhere in the developed world,\nwhile fundamentalists have the worst rates of rape, abortion,\ndivorce, child abuse, alcoholism, and suicide and, of course, blame\nthe rest of the world for their problems. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\none thing to poke fun at society’s mindless anger, lowbrow\nslapstick, and pointless self-destructive bullshit, and quite another\nthing altogether to systematically organize it all according to\nlinguistic analysis, modern physics, Intuitionistic mathematics, and\nfirst principles! Socrates was lynched for expressing a handful of\nthe lamest fuzzy logic jokes imaginable, that can be interpreted any\nnumber of ways, because his jokes promote cooperation among peasants\nfor their mutual defense against the wealthy and middle class\nestablishment. Contrary to conventional wisdom, democracy exists to\nprotect the interests of minorities, the working class, and\ndisenfranchised, who would otherwise storm the palace more often with\nknives and pitch forks, and riot burning down the houses and\nbusinesses of the middle class, making democracy impossible. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tGandhi’s\nfollowers and those of Martin Luther King did not risk their lives\nand health in support of the existing common sense and conventional\nwisdom of the middle class and wealthy establishment. Either a\ndemocracy supports the basic rights of the poor and disenfranchised,\nor the mindless mob supports the “Winner Takes All Global\nEconomy and Weapons Contest!” People can put up with endless\nabuse, with the US having the worst social record in the developed\nworld, and dozens of men once gang raping women in NYC Central Park\nin broad daylight, in front of the news cameras, even jumping on the\nwomen the minute the cops pulled another one off. Similarly, despite\nthe horrific physical abuse that slave plantation owners committed,\nand the complete lack of anything remotely like shame, the reason\ntheir slaves usually burned down the houses of their masters while\nthey slept, was because they were not allowed to visit relatives that\nhad been sold to nearby plantations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAn\nexamination of the history of South African tribes revealed that\nevery three hundred years or so they would set aside their\ndifferences, and attack the most vicious tribe among them, driving\nthem to the verge of genocide, whenever their numbers grew large\nenough to become a threat to everyone else. Being aggressive can be\nadvantageous, but the good guys win more often for a reason, because\nthey know how to share their words and play nice more often. A\njourney of a thousand miles may begin with but a single step, yet\nlife is always two steps forwards and one back and, if you don’t\nwatch where you’re going, you may windup in the gutter! Either\nour common humanity takes priority over just about anything else, or\nwe eventually become an evolutionary dead-end, and all the evidence\nindicates modern Babylon must change fundamentally if humanity is to\nsurvive into the next century.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nwarriors on the battlefield, Babylonians collectively suppress their\nown sense of humor, often bending over backwards and going to\nextremes such as routinely beating their children and censoring the\nmass media, simply following the angry memory-centric logic of a\nflock of chickens and their conventional wisdom. And, demonstrating\nin the process, why fictitious Vulcans on Star Trek would require at\nleast a dry sense of humor, if as a society they were to collectively\npromote logic and reason over reactionary behavior. Not to mention,\navoid the most elaborate anal retentive intellectual Three Stooges\nslapstick imaginable, collectively shoving their heads up their own\nasses that much more frequently and, possibly, accounting for their\npointy ears. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPredictably,\nit turns out that the very same academics, governments, and\ncorporations, now fighting over potty humor jokes older than\nmonuments, would much rather the public distrusted them and were\nangry with them, and are the ones largely responsible for having\nsuppressed this type of humor in the first place, and for\nsubsequently driving the price through the outhouse ceiling. Being\nbrain damaged, naturally it occurred to me to use potty humor jokes\nolder than monuments, that have suddenly become spy-vs-spy stuff more\nvaluable than gold, as the cheese to bait the maze for academically\ntrained rats helping to destroy the planet faster and make people\neverywhere miserable. Pink Floyd famously sang, “We don’t\nneed no education!”, however it is blatantly obvious that the\nreal problem is that academia’s education is sorely lacking in\ntheir own worst lowbrow slapstick, while behavioral conditioning is a\ncultural thing with them and, at least, something they can usually\ngrudgingly respect and vaguely comprehend. Along with the humorous\nequivalent of mild electric shocks, you have to make everything as\nself-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable as possible, or\nacademics can become easily confused, and give up much more\nfrequently. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBehaviorism\nis really all about applying positive reinforcement whenever\npossible, and the lure of potentially valuable data is overwhelming\nfor academics, but it never hurts to remind them of the fact.\nWhenever they become frustrated, they tend to become agitated,\narguing, and chattering amongst themselves but, otherwise, mainstream\nacademics and their students, make ideal experimental test subjects,\nwho have already been extensively conditioned to compulsively provide\na wealth of feedback in the most constraining environments. Its\nimportant to remain objective about these things and, objectively\nspeaking, academia has an extremely dubious command of language, an\ninstitutionally stunted sense of humor, and struggles to communicate\neffectively, while it has become crucial to quantify and document\ntheir impact on society and the ecology and, of course, secure any\npossible movie rights. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAcademics\nare supposedly objective anyway, and love nothing better than working\nridiculous hours, lecturing captive audiences, and writing dreadfully\nlong boring papers, making them ideal experimental test subjects for\nany number of things, with the notable exception of sleep deprivation\nexperiments, and it is my sincere hope that, with continuing\nresearch, it can eventually be rigorously established that, contrary\nto conventional wisdom, it remains quite possible to elevate some of\nBabylon’s worst lowbrow slapstick a notch or two. Beginning\nwith academics as a proof of concept, precisely because they claim to\nbe objective about these things and support the sciences. I figured,\nwhat better demonstration of the power of all the jokes in this book\nto make a real difference, than their ability to elevate even\nacademia’s worst lowbrow slapstick? Just how far does academic\ncuriosity and objectivity actually extend when it comes to even\nmathematical humor, and just how do money and the military-industrial\ncomplex change anything? <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAbandon\nAll Hope Ye Who Enter! Or, gaze into my mathematical literary mirror\nif you dare, and take the risk of seeing your own reflection, only to\ndiscover that its not quite so easy to laugh at yourself anymore, as\nif you didn’t have a care in the world and, somehow, life has\nlost just a little more of its sparkle. Because I’m applying\nsystems logic to the entire book, and the more you comprehend them\nthe more you start to apply them to yourself, even kicking yourself\nin the ass on a subconscious level. Freud was a cocaine dealer who\nwrote whatever the public would buy and treated the trophy wives of\nwealthy men, but earning a living selling cocaine and reassuring rich\npeople that all their psychological problems are sexual in nature, is\nnot what this book is about, nor is it “Neurolinguistic\nProgramming” or anything remotely like any academically\napproved use of language. Its adult potty humor people, jokes older\nthan monuments, and virtually every word I write uses one of the\nfirst three or four definitions found in any common dictionary,\nbillions of people worldwide recognize immediately what poems are\nbetter, and its all extrapolated from potty humor jokes still being\nreinvented for the first time by little kids around the world. If it\nmakes you feel better, in philosophical technobabble this is an\n“Ordinary Language Philosophy” that would drive\nWittgenstein nuts, so just keep reading and you’ll get the\npunch lines, or not. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAdmittedly,\nit could easily require a century or more of dedicated and duly\nconsecrated research, conducted by millions of talented comedians,\nmathematicians, programmers, and cunning linguists from around the\nglobe, to eventually establish some sort of meaningful consensus\nwithin the greater academic community at large. Nevertheless, I feel\nconfident that given time, thoughtful experimentation, and extensive\ndocumentation all within the public domain, that Babylonian academics\nwill eventually conclude that sharing their words and playing nice\nare really good ideas, and that humor is a real phenomenon, more than\nworthy of their concerted attention. Furthermore, that bereft a well\ndeveloped sense of humor, their institutions are frequently myopic,\nanti-social, self-defeating, self-destructive, inhumane, suicidal,\nhomicidal, and a threat to the entire planet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNobody\nelse I know has a clue as to how to begin to write this sort of\nbullshit in a self-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable manner\nthat even the dullest, most easily distracted, and dreadfully boring\nacademics can follow, so I thought people might appreciate a simple\ndemonstration, of just how easy it is to use contextual vagueness and\nthe stupidest no-brainer bullshit lexicon imaginable to\nsystematically elevate some of Babylon’s worst lowbrow\nslapstick. Its my own Functionalist approach that champions “Mental\nJudo” and “Oneness With Your Sphincter”, derived\nfrom the ancient Chinese school of the “Bull With Diarrhea!”\nMy motto is, “A great Jedi feels the force flow through him,\nthus, he remains regular!” But, when it comes to the Tower of\nBabel, as the Joker said, “What this town needs is an enema!”\nSo, I decided what academics require is a little good old fashioned\nbehavioral conditioning, for extra flavor, value, and to avoid\nconstipating the reader!<br\/>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nyou ask me, Socrates had the right idea and established the\nfoundations of modern democracy and formal philosophy but, for 12,000\nyears, the Chinese prudently went to a lot of trouble to write their\njokes anonymously! Technically, I’m leveraging a pattern\nmatching approach using the multidimensional multifractal equation of\nthe Tao Te Ching, which might sound complicated, but the worst part\nis all the mind-numbing editing required, like some sort of office\ndrone that doesn’t even get paid, for the first decade or two.\nBut, of course, after they attempted to steal and pervert my favorite\nchildhood potty mouth nursery rhymes, the temptation to show them\nwhat these jokes are truly excellent for, simply became overwhelming.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\nI was just five years old, the neighborhood kids showed me the\ninfinite possibilities for what it can mean to be human and, suffice\nit to say, my Bullshit Kung Fu combines four and five-fold symmetries\nin higher dimensions, making it beyond any and all possible human\ncomprehension. Being brain damaged has certain advantages, but a few\nmillion other flaming idiots deserve just as much credit, and the\nbest the academics should be able to determine, is that what I write\nappears to be mathematical, self-consistent, demonstrable, and\nnontrivial. Meaning, they will have no choice if they are to remain\nobjective, and must rely upon the empirical evidence and decide for\nthemselves if anything I write is funny…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUnfortunately,\nDr Strangelove is not an exaggeration, and like the rest of Babylon,\nthe slapstick of the entire military-industrial complex, really and\ntruly, can be that pathetically lowbrow, however, it occurred to me\nthat the situation also makes it easy to automate all the behavioral\nconditioning, because the complexity of the model seldom exceeds that\nof a flock of chickens. Taoists often say, “Its the simple shit\nthat always gets you” and a chicken’s behavior is not\nsignificantly different from that of any of its individual neurons,\nmaking a flock of chickens roughly as predictable as Newtonian\nmechanics and their collective behavior resembles wave mechanics,\nwhere every wave can simultaneously be considered an amplifier, and\nthe context determines which it is we perceive like a context\ndependent gestalt. I am the Wu Li master of the Tao Te Ching, the\nShockwave Rider who rides the great Rainbow Fractal Dragon, and I\nmake Zen masters look foolish on a daily basis (too easy),\nconservatives turn beet red embarrassing themselves, wannabe\nanarchists and politicians alike chase their own tails in the corner,\nand physicists and philosophers repeatedly contradict themselves in\nevery way imaginable, all because it just so happens, I know a thing\nor two about chickens, the story of Goldilocks, Murphy’s Law,\nBullshit Logic, dictionaries, and FM radios too!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSince\nthey don’t have much hope of actually comprehending anything,\nlife for a chicken is mostly about what to ignore, but this same\npreference has been documented in chimpanzees who are taught sign\nlanguage, and consider it rude to talk to each other. They rely more\non an infantile herd mentality, where they argue over the best patch\nof grass to eat, but also depend upon each other to warn of any\ndanger and defend each other. Chimps will sometimes give their\nfriends tools, perhaps encouraging them to learn how to use them, but\nthat’s about as far as it goes. The pecking order of chimps and\nchickens express opposite extremes, but they both function similar to\nfeedback suppression in a PA system and noise reduction in an FM\nradio, preventing them from killing each other more often, or running\nin circles screaming the sky is falling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIgnoring\neach other is a good way to avoid fighting, but it doesn’t help\nchimps thrive much better than a flock of chickens, and chimps can be\nvicious to say the least, just as infants will wallop each other with\nthe toy telephone or whatever. Humanity has moved beyond the herd\nmentality, but still retains the mentality of a flock of chickens as\nthe default fallback position for whenever the lights might be on,\nbut nobody is home, because there never was anybody in charge around\nhere! Female chimps choose who is to become the alpha male, according\nto the same standards used by anyone for choosing a good boss at\nwork, that is, someone who intervenes in internal disputes only to\nprevent unnecessary fighting that might weaken the troop, and who\nleads them all to food more often, which is also what farmers want in\na rooster, and describes an FM radio that works like its supposed to.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPatriarchs\nin the republican party have proven to possess high testosterone and\nlow stress hormones, making them better suited for filling the role,\nthat is, forcefully addressing any emergency, while still avoiding\nunnecessary conflict, which is also what you want in a rooster or for\nfeedback suppression in a public address system. Roosters that are\ntoo vicious or wake you up all the time tend to get their heads cut\noff and, among chimps, alpha males that are too aggressive sometimes\nleave one troop for another when the females make it difficult for\nthem to mate successfully. In general, the larger any group becomes,\nthe less advantageous it can become for any individual to even know\nthe truth, promoting reactionary behavior and support for patriarchs,\nwho are not necessarily expected to know or share the truth.\nConspiracy theory networks insist the truth is out there somewhere,\nbut they still rely heavily on conventional wisdom, seldom espouse\nusing a dictionary, and prefer to just use conspiracy theories for\nsocializing, while their constant chatter provides advanced warnings\nfor when the shit is about to hit the fan, as if their networks form\nlarge and sensitive amplifiers. Think of relaxing on the couch, and\nhaving to peal yourself off the ceiling when someone startles you,\nbecause all the neurons in your brain have stopped working for your\nconscious mind, and have begun relaxing and socializing among\nthemselves in larger numbers. Believing in conspiracy theories\nprovides people with an excuse to relax and socialize in a\ncontentious society that seldom wants to know the truth, and for them\nto receive early warnings for whenever the crap is about to hit the\nfan, with studies indicating conspiracy theory nuts tend to be quite\nnormal, and no more insane than anyone else. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\non a good day, thinking is just never a chicken’s strong point,\nand all the conspiracy theories, vicious arguments, and endless\nbabbling in the mass media and online merely reflects how hard the\nidiots are struggling to ignore anything that contradicts whatever\nthey happen to believe to be conventional wisdom, despite nobody ever\nproving the existence of common sense anywhere on the planet. In the\nname of reason, they ignore even their own nonsense, with our\nglorious leader, for example, contradicting himself on a daily basis\nand quick to dismiss any contradictions he makes as inconsequential.\nA startled, confused, pissed-off, frightened, and stressed-out\nchicken doesn’t make much better decisions than a lonely sea\nslug cruising the largely barren mid-ocean floor, and merely by\nencouraging them to confuse themselves and each other, it is possible\nto encourage the Three Stooges to become even more self-defeating and\nself-destructive. And, just like drinking booze and watching Fox\nNews, it is not only legal but lucrative to encourage them to drink\nall the saltwater they want, give themselves ulcers, die younger, and\nreproduce far less often, for no damned good reason whatsoever, while\ntheir populations are already imploding in every way imaginable. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\na chicken, the behavior of the youngest human infants is not\nsignificantly different from that of any of their individual neurons,\nwhich is why animals such as a dog automatically recognize infants of\nany species, because their behavior reflects their cellular level\norganization, revolving around searching for what’s missing\nfrom this picture, and what to ignore. Dogs are pretty smart, but any\nintelligent animal can recognize that in the case of the smallest\ninfants, the lights are on, but nobody is home, making humble infants\nof any species all that much more compellingly elegant and,\nfortunately, that means wave mechanics can be used to model the\nmindless collective behavior of a flock of chickens, as resembling an\nanalog FM radio transceiver that expresses bullshit fuzzy logic and\nthe resilience of complex systems, by progressively conflating the\nidentity of energy and information. Nonlinear parametric amplifiers\ncan now be tuned for resonance, meaning it is quite possible to use\nfuzzy logic and even quantum mechanics to encourage the idiots to\ncollectively explode and implode on command. Their behavior reflects\nthe quorum sensing of the countless cells in their bodies, and\nillustrates how our cells talk to the conscious mind, through our\nemotions, and how every Ugly Duckling is simultaneously a Swan.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPrecisely\nbecause they are so stupid and reactionary, chickens can be used to\nmodel all of classic logic and physics, but they can also be modeled\nas simultaneously Ugly Ducklings, expressing their particle-wave\nduality, and surprising resilience and intelligence, when they grow\nup and learn how to share their words and play nice. Chickens really\ndo make good pets and, reality being stranger than fiction, you can\nmodel the entire universe after a flock of chickens, or as composed\nof waves and vortexes leading somewhere over the rainbow or down the\ntoilet, simply because it happens to be more convenient or efficient.\nIn fact, all the new computer processors coming on the market over\nthe next several years will include a variety of fpga arithmetic\naccelerators, or AI circuits composed of anywhere from 120 to a few\nthousand transistors, that are perfect for the task, and should prove\na particularly interesting challenge for all the computer programmers\nout there, who just happen to share my warped sense of humor.\nComputers are only a hobby of mine, and I can’t afford any\nhobbies right now and don’t have time to spare, but I include a\nfew more interesting ideas in this book involving simple adaptive AI\nand virtual reality applications.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\neight rudimentary caricatures, our poetry describes the heuristics or\nalgorithms of the analog emotional-logic required to use any\nmeaningless rhetoric you prefer to generate bots online that can be\nindistinguishable from any troll or babbling idiot, precisely because\nthey’re both spouting totally meaningless rhetoric that is\nindistinguishable from any other bullshit. In fact, their bullshit is\nso simple it is already becoming possible to fake the way they think\nand talk. The more bullshit they spout, the easier it is to imitate\nand even quantify their emotions and reactions, because their\nemotions are largely based on what to ignore, rather than, what to\npay attention to or embrace. In fact, one of the few ways you could\ndistinguish between the two is to include a lie detector in the bot\nempowering it to predict the majority of arguments, but a smart\nchicken is an oxymoron. Contrary to Chomsky’s foam-at-the-mouth\nGrammar Nazi idealism, grammar has turned out to be related to the\nproximity of syntax in the brain, meaning all you require is the\nanalog bullshit fuzzy logic to reproduce whatever the trolls believe\nis the undeniable truth, with around 120 Rainbow Warrior poems being\nenough to make it easy to fool just about anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, the bot only cares that the person keeps on arguing with it,\nand can lose arguments badly if that makes the trolls and academics\nsalivate more. The more meaningless any angry rhetoric they spout,\nthe more easily the Three Stooges can be encouraged to fight their\nown reflections and shadows, and the more easily humor can cut to the\nbone of contention when necessary. Already, bots are occupying\nwebsites and social media and you could fill entire websites with\nbots like these and generate a great deal of traffic, and encourage\nthe idiots to waste their time indulging themselves more often and,\npossibly, even systematically teach a militant atheist or Game\ntheorist how evolution led to the development of people sharing their\nwords and playing nice more often than most animals, because we share\nan innate sense of humor and aesthetic appreciation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhile\nthat might sound like outrageous technology, you can already buy a\ncellphone with a built-in lie detector that’s pretty damned\ngood, but the problem is the truth is the last thing chickens ever\ncare about, so I wouldn’t worry too much about any indignant\nprotests, which are likely to subside quickly if your AI keeps\ntelling them whatever they want to hear. A zero latency Mind Maze\nheadset can provide a little biofeedback and mild behavioral\nconditioning, making it possible to teach even academics how to\nlaugh, and to quantify their sense of humor, while the potential\napplications are endless. The remarkably inexpensive headset reads\nyour brain waves and the machine can be set to apply mild electric\nshocks, even before the test subjects do anything. The headset can\nwarn the computer 30-70ms ahead of time, before you can so much as\nblink an eye, and I’m particularly interested to see how test\nsubjects react to varying the timing of electric shocks, using a wide\nvariety of adaptive AI programs incorporating lie detectors and fact\ncheckers to determine just how gullible and out of touch with reality\nacademics really are. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tModern\nelectronics are fantastic for jokes and getting cheaper by the day,\nwhile one of the first uses by the porn industry was to make it cheap\nto get a blowjob online, and Japanese women have been increasingly\ncomplaining, for conservative Japanese that is, that its hard enough\nto get laid in a country of polite workaholics, without having to\ncompete with online porn, VR, and transformer robots. In response,\ntheir government has made the development of friendly robots a\nnational priority, to support a rapidly aging population.\nTheoretically, its all the same math and the major medical company\nthat makes the Mind Maze headset is European, quite familiar with\nsex, and how to solicit new investors. As interesting as it might be\nto work on developing a Woody Allan style “Orgasmitron”\nfor sexual addiction and dysfunctions, my own work is in the\nrudimentary analog logic required, and I leave the sex research to\nthe tender mercies of the medical and porn industries, who are\nsurprisingly familiar with chickens. However, I intend to see if the\nEuropean manufacturers of the Mind Maze have any suggestions for the\nbest ways to test my ideas on their American counterparts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSomething\na bit more sophisticated than a whoopee cushion and having them watch\nrepeats of “Gilligan’s Island”, but if I can\nsucceed with American academics, I consider that all the proof that\nanyone can reasonably ask for, that the basic idea is fundamentally\nsound. Of course, the academic community as a whole tends to stress\ncritical thinking skills, nevertheless, with just a little mild\nbehavioral conditioning, and a lot of luck, it is my sincere hope\nthat some of these same test subjects might actually feel inspired to\nteach some of their students a few basic listening skills, how to\nshare their words, and play nice, before proceeding to teach them\nanything more complicated, such as how to argue nonstop, spout\ncomplete gibberish, and design and operate things like cheap nuclear\nreactors, that are anything but idiot proof by Babylonian standards. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTeaching\nthe military-industrial complex how to drop their balls like Galileo,\nhas never interested me personally, and I leave that to the medical\nand porn industry as well, but it is my sincere desire that with\ncontinuing experiments, it will eventually become possible to inspire\nacademics to take the next step, and teach a few more complex\nsubjects. Such as, how to recognize when your own crap has become\nself-defeating, how to recognize when pulling a voting machine handle\nis the equivalent of shooting yourself in the foot, and what\nalternatives might exist in our great democracy, if any, that are\nunlikely to get you fired, black listed, water boarded or, like\nSocrates, lynched in a kangaroo court trial for having a sense of\nhumor about your civic responsibilities. Conan O’Brien is a\nlate-night talk show host and comedian, who frequently begs his\naudience not to lynch him, and who does a regular routine where his\nstaff video tapes hundreds of newscasters all repeating the same\npropaganda and spin on the news verbatim, and it might be safe enough\nfor some teachers to show such films to their students, and to even\ncreate a montage of the best propaganda in America today, and for PBS\nto produce documentaries about how the majority organize like\nchickens and ignore almost anything they don’t believe is\nconventional wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThese\ndays, whether it is safe depends on your state and specific locality,\nand many may wish to wait for a new administration and check with\ntheir legal departments first, or even ask the mass media for advice\non how they deal with propaganda and the public demanding that\neverybody lie to them. Hopefully, by my organizing all these jokes in\na self-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable manner that can be\nquantized, automated, and used to make unique predictions, others\nwill feel inspired to follow Conan’s example. Henceforth, let\nit be widely known, that I do hereby formally challenge all Rainbow\nWarriors, and anybody else who still has the slightest sense of humor\nor self-preservation remaining, to think up the most outrageously\nmind-boggling ways, in which to put all the jokes in this book to\nmuch better use, than for teaching complete idiots how to destroy the\nentire planet faster, while debating the definition of stupid,\ncomplaining its a dog-eat-dog world, endlessly complaining about the\nservice, and that nobody ever listens to them, not even the bums they\nvote out of office.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSince\nPlanck’s initial discovery the same revelation has been slowly\nemerging, beginning within the extremes in the physical and cognitive\nsciences, that all of Babylon’s vaunted rationalizations and\nideals, all of academia’s causal western metaphysics, so\ncarefully crafted over millennia and integrated into all the major\nworld religions, responsible for all of our incredible technology,\nlegal systems, and every major language, are all ultimately based\nupon so much blue smoke and mirrors. To make matters worse, they are\nbeing used and abused by clueless idiots everywhere to justify\nfighting amongst themselves and destroying the planet faster, often\nout of sincere heartfelt idealism. Meanwhile, trained academics with\ninstitutionally stunted senses of humor, express their growing dismay\nat their inability to get the punch lines, much less, get a handle on\nthe situation, as they continue to encourage their students to argue\nand babble nonsensically amongst themselves, rather than, develop a\ngentle sense of humor, and learn how to share their words, play nice,\nand listen to each other if it kills them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAfter\na decade of examining all the neurological evidence and running one\ncomputer simulation after another, the Game theorist Donald Hoffman\nreluctantly concluded, that if the human mind and brain had ever\nresembled anything remotely like reality we would already be extinct\nas a species. It turns out that modeling reality is horribly\ninefficient, when any bullshit model will usually suffice, meaning\nthat to no one’s surprise, the first Vulcans on Star Trek to\nfollow Surac’s philosophy of logic would have quickly become\nextinct. When asked, children raised in big cities will sometimes say\nfood comes from the factory, because that’s their reality, and\nits actually the most useful explanation for them, even if its not\ntrue. They don’t ask mom to buy them a cow from the farm, but\nmilk from the store, they have absolutely no need to learn anything\nabout dairy cows, and have their entire lives to learn the truth, in\na culture that often rejects the truth. Until the construction of\nmodern ships during the middle ages, for over a thousand years\nknowing the earth is round was useless to sailors, who hugged the\ncoastlines whenever possible, while telling tales of sea monsters and\nfalling off the face of the earth was a good way to entertain\nthemselves on long nights.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAn\nexamination of all of classical logic, mathematics, and physics\nconcluded, that an arbitrary number of simple metaphors can be used\nto describe Newtonian physics with equal accuracy. In other words,\nanyone can argue that everything is merely composed of black holes,\nsuper balls, strings, springs, rubber bands, donuts, gears, beanies\nwith propellers, Barbie dolls, wavy gravy, or lime Jell-O for all I\nknow, and nobody can ever prove them wrong using classic logic and\nphysics. String theorists encountered this same warped sense of\nhumor, with a series of theories all implying that an ever-greater\nnumber of ever more elaborate String theories, beyond even all\nastronomical measurements and humanly conceivable complexity, can\ndescribe the universe all that much more compellingly. As if their\nown theories were stringing them along, tweaking their noses, and\nsuggesting they ease up on the classical beauty of String theory and\nstart working on their sense of humor instead. Already, one String\ntheorist has symbolically thrown his hands in the air, and publicly\nannounced he is switching to a different field and, once the\ncomputers finish crunching all the numbers, it will become much easy\nto automate the job of collating such low entropy results in the\nsciences and placing them in larger contexts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhile\nI can certainly sympathize with the gravity of the situation, and how\nearth-shattering the revelation must be for billions of Babylonians,\nand that the subject is entirely outside the traditional scope of\nacademic scrutiny, the sooner they stop babbling complete nonsense\nand begin to address the issue head on, the better for the entire\nplanet. Unfortunately, I felt compelled to lend the academic\ncommunity a hand and show them a few more practical uses for this\ntype of humor, because their own imaginations are quite limited in\nthat regard, and I encourage everybody else to give them a hand as\nwell. Only recently have Babylonian academics finally caught on that\nhumor revolves around anything “low in entropy”, or what\nthe rest of us call “bullshit”, and the very idea they\ncomprehend humor is laughable, even by their own severely stunted\nBabylonian standards. As proud as I am to see the academic community\ninventing their first polite cuss words, Vaudeville has nothing to\nfear from these academic clowns, who should stick with Dr Seuss and\nWinnie the Pooh for now.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tObviously,\nif someone doesn’t give them a few pointers, humanity will be\nan extinct species before academics get the punch lines to a Bullshit\nTheory of Everything and Nothing. Believe me, encouraging people to\ntreat mainstream Babylonian academics and their students as if they\nwere just so many trained monkeys and lab rats has never been\nsomething that has appealed to me personally, because I’ve\nspent half my life fending off all their bullshit attempts to\nredefine the word “dictionary” and to avoid their nonstop\nlowbrow slapstick, which is just so pathetic, but the only way to\nprevent the idiots from possibly killing themselves and everyone else\nin the process, was to publish this book and hope to get it over with\nquick, knowing the computers are about to reveal everything in\nexcruciating detail. If it makes anyone feel better, they can say its\njust more bullshit in the name of science. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nexample, using virtual reality it should be possible to model the\nbehavior of all the leaders of the republican party, well enough\nusing current electronics to make predictions with anywhere from the\naccuracy of a weatherman to Newtonian mechanics, precisely because\nthey are organized like a flock of chickens, making it easy to\nautomate any type of political comedy people want. In virtual\nreality, you could have Mickey Mouse lobby congress to make it legal\nto join the Mickey Mouse Club in Maryland. The more rhetoric they\nspout, the easier it becomes to predict and manipulate their\nbehavior, just like any chicken. Which, of course, can become\nincredibly elaborate and sarcastic within the public domain, or as\nscientifically rigorous as anything else, incorporating the latest\nand greatest lie detectors and fact checkers already in development\nor on the market, and feeding Wall Street computers data.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOne\nof the first things Adolf Hitler did in office was to make it illegal\nto crack jokes about the Nazi party, and conservatives in general\nhave a vested interest in comprehending how humor is used against\nthem and a vested interest in suppressing free speech by constraining\nthe academic community and buying off the mass media. The only way to\nbe smarter than a damned chicken, is to see more of the Big Picture,\ninstead of your own nightmares and fantasies, while every culture\nadopts comedic blinders that are rapidly becoming easily defeated by\nautomation. Big Brother’s not so well kept secret, is he is\npart of the mindless mob, has a stunted sense of humor, and cannot\nattack what he cannot comprehend, but that never stopped the idiots\nfrom trying. Reminiscent of TV shows such as “Hogan’s\nHeroes” and “Mash”, peasants everywhere have often\nrelied upon their having greater personal integrity than the wealthy\nand powerful, lending them a more subtle sense of humor that\nempowered them to communicate in front of authorities without getting\ntheir heads cut off. Socratic humor and that of the Tao Te Ching are\nall public domain and make less sense the more you insist that\neverything must make sense, and reject even your own dictionary.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\nfather always told me, without heart kid, ya got nothing. Which is\nwhy none need ever swear allegiance to become a citizen of the world,\nthere are no promises to make to anyone but yourself, no beliefs,\nrationalizations, postures, divine inspiration, mental gymnastics,\nchanges in diet, or sudden conversions are ever required, for each\nenters this world a child of God, the One Greater Truth, and mother\nnature. All any need do to reclaim their birthright at any time is to\nremember, that the spark within can never die, because without heart\nkid, ya got nothing. Everywhere you go, there you are, and simply\npeeling away the layers of the onion, wonder yet remains the\nbeginning of wisdom, as we reclaim our birthright in a slow process\nof attrition and osmosis, aware there can be no greater satisfaction\nthan recognizing once again, all that we might have to offer the\nworld, including any particularly funny jokes that might be helpful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhich\nis why nobody knows how to be a Rainbow Warrior or a citizen of the\nworld better than you do, and either one day you recognize you are a\nRainbow Warrior and a citizen of the world, or you don’t.\nRegrettably, our legends say karma must be paid, and none can prevent\nthe Tower of Babel from collapsing again, for the meek must\ninevitably inherit the earth. What is to come in the decades to\nfollow is anyone’s guess, but I fear at least two billion\npeople may suffer and die needlessly, and it will require as much\nheart as everyone can muster. There’s nothing anybody can do to\nsave the Babylonians from themselves, certainly nothing that I can\nthink of, except to encourage people to work on their gentle sense of\nhumor, since Babylonians tend to already be angry, confused,\nparanoid, and self-defeating enough without any encouragement from\nme.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nthe insane are not running the asylum, I really don’t want to\nknow who is, film at 11:00pm. Blow up your TV, throw away your\npapers, for none might ever stop those hellbent on committing suicide\nplaying Russian Roulette with cheap nuclear reactors, or anything\nelse they can cook up in the kitchen, and the less you get involved\nin their insanity the better for everyone. Our Rainbow Warrior poetry\nis the actual purpose of this book, because it contains the\ninstructions for how to prepare as best we can, how to cushion the\nfall, and how to help rebuild again. Hopefully, without repeating the\nsame mistakes, by humorously injecting a little more sanity into our\ntraditions, institutions, and worldviews. Rainbow Warriors come in\nall varieties, with many being successful professionals, but with few\nof us terribly interested in working ourselves to death for the\nprivilege of helping to destroy the planet faster, nor interested in\nwasting our time with all the nonstop bullshit and babbling online\nand in the heavily censored hallowed halls and mass media currently\nfighting over how to divide up the internet. The modern world is not\nthe first playground to be overrun by playground bullies, and\ncountless nights I have spent around the fire discussing everything\nin this book with my fellow Rainbow Warriors, who have also learned\nto seldom take the word of insane Babylonians, paid to insist\neveryone should be cynical and skeptical of everything except, of\ncourse, how much they get paid, who pays them, their personal\nintegrity, and what people do with all the money, knowledge,\nequipment, and skills that the academics, governments, and\ncorporations provide them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWithout\nheart kid, ya got nothing, and even the craziest Babylonians living\nin their own Private Idaho have priceless hearts, and can have their\nown charm, but the wisdom of our collective ignorance is what I call\nthe foolish heart of agnosticism. Those who dare to admit their own\nignorance and embrace that the only thing they know is nothing, and\nare prepared to venture forth on faith alone, knowing the good guys\nwin more often, but without ever having to abandon their brain on the\nside of the road in the process! Knowing already for themselves, we\nare all drooling idiots, and knowing somehow without knowing\nanything, what’s missing from this picture can make all the\ndifference in the world. Meaning, of course, among Rainbow Warriors\nfalling on your ass gracefully counts for extra points in duets! For\nno man is an island, nor can he be the measure of all things, lest he\nfirst embrace gravity as the source of lightness, and virtue as its\nown reward, for miraculously, ours is the best of all possible\nworlds, and wonder yet remains the beginning of all wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnywho,\nmany are attempting to locate and clean up after all the disasters\nthat Babylonian academics have currently inspired from their lofty\nivory towers in the name of idealism, growth, and progress, while\nblaming the same governments and corporations that fund their\nresearch, and more of us are attempting to prevent them from\ndestroying the planet any faster but, I figured, now that the\ncomputers are about to spit out all the answers, the time has come\nthe Walrus said, to speak of many things, and start addressing the\nheart of the problem. Admittedly, a brain damaged mentally deranged\nhippie dippy like me, encouraging Rainbow Warriors, closet agnostics,\narmchair philosophers, geeky programmers, soccer moms, conspiracy\ntheorists, dog catchers, town drunks like Socrates, and academic\nclowns like Lao Tzu, to try to save what they can of planet earth and\nwhat remains of our dignity, not to mention saving the entire\nspecies, using jokes older than monuments was frankly, not my first\nchoice, nor was it anywhere on my “to-do” list. As far as\nI’m concerned, our children’s potty mouth nursery rhymes\nare to blame and I just never grew up, and I write this book for all\nthe Rainbow Warriors and Big Kids out there who don’t have the\nwords, while anyone can improve upon anything I write, so please,\nfeel perfectly free to just call me ignorant, because it really is\n12,000 years worth of bullshit and collective ignorance, that just\nhappens to also describe the real world, and only the truth can set\nyou free.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSooner\nor later, some clown had to do it, call the entire civilized world on\nits bullshit and, extremely few, have the required sense of humor\nwhile, for me, its all just so much bullshit fuzzy logic, and endless\nmind-numbing editing that requires glasses to prevent you from\nbecoming permanently cross-eyed. So, again, please feel perfectly\nfree to just call me ignorant, because my words are mathematical, and\nI never know what I’m writing means until after I’ve\nwritten it! Someone had to make a serious stab at sorting out all the\ncrap and, being brain damaged, I figured I should try to spare others\nas much of the drudgery as I could and simplify everything down to\nfirst principles. My own thinking is that any other suggestions\nanybody else can come up with that might have a chance of working,\nsay sometime this century, without causing undue death, suffering,\nand widespread panic in the streets, is more than welcome.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOthers\ncan wait for the computers to spit out all the jokes, but I swore\nwhen I was five years old that I would find these words, and there’s\nno way in hell I would ever leave anything this important, in the\nhands of crazy Babylonians and their supercomputers which are all\nregulated by governments and academics more interested in designing\nweapons than saving the planet. Unlike the Babylonians with their\nstunted senses of humor and reliance on supercomputers, I not only\nhave a sense of humor, but extensive knowledge and familiarity with\nthe subject, and don’t require all the mathematics to make a\ngreat deal more sense out of what I’m looking at, because this\nis simply how I think. Ever since I was a small child, I’ve\njust naturally assumed that children have much more important things\nto teach adults, than adults have to teach them. All I have to do is\nkeep shuffling all the scientific data and metaphors for any humble\nand elegant simplicity and, since everybody recognizes right away\nwhat works best and doesn’t, the only thing we require as soon\nas possible are the four root metaphors of the systems logic, the key\nto a Bullshit Theory of Everything and Nothing, which can describe\nhow anything works, including our poetry. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMeanwhile,\nif any academics want to abuse my jokes, or comprehend what I’m\nsaying, they will have to first risk getting the punch lines to the\njokes, and taking a good long hard look at themselves in my\nmathematical-literary mirror. And, only after doing so, decide for\nthemselves whether anything I write is bullshit, according to their\nown empirical standards. While, of course, also dwelling upon how\ntheir own computers are about to reveal in elaborate detail, exactly\nwhat kinds of fools we have all been, down through the untold ages.\nOnce the computers start to predict every pie-in-the-face research\nresult the academic sheeple should finally look up, and begin\nprotesting in their usual noisy manner.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n \tAlthough\nBabylonian academics tend to live by the motto “Publish or\ndie”, intriguingly enough, the second half of the Tao Te Ching\nis believed to have been written by well over a hundred academics,\nwho all mysteriously chose to publish their work anonymously. You\nwould think they were afraid of losing their grants or something, but\nthat just begs the question as to why they bothered to write them in\nthe first place. Some have suggested they wanted to mock their own\ncolleagues and mock the corrupt establishment they worked for, and to\neven actively undermine their interests while, of course, escaping\nbeing lynched in the process! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBut,\nthat can’t be right, all the academics that I have ever known\nare good, decent, law abiding, tax paying citizens, who are proud of\ntheir country, and all of their cultural institutions, and who have\nnever been black listed or anything like that. They have plenty of\nlikes on Facebook, and are incredibly ambitious, hardworking, busy,\nthoughtful people, who don’t have time for any silly nonsense,\nand are extremely kind, generous, and forward thinking humanitarians,\nwho would never be tempted in the slightest to work against anyone\nelse’s interests or mock anyone, much less, their own\ncolleagues and corrupt cultural institutions! No, no, I’ve just\nalways assumed, that they were merely trying to be nice to the little\npeople. You know, the ignorant Chinese peasants, who really like\nstupid things like jokes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nMother of All<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nand\nthere are many paths, but only one mountain, as all ascend the great\nStairway to Heaven, ensuring that whenever harmony is lost, balance\nwill be restored! For life is insane and anyone who tells you\notherwise is nuts! In an insane world insanity can be the only sane\nchoice while, if you don’t know where you’re going, you\nare already there! Embracing our laughter it embraces us back, as\ngravity becomes the source of lightness, and our feet know the way as\nthe path knows our feet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nmore you embrace your laughter, the more it embraces you back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n Rainbow\nWarrior poetry can extrapolate Maslow’s famous “Hierarchy\nof Needs” into a “Rainbow Spectrum of Needs and Desires”,\nbecause the two will inevitably transform into one another and,\nagain, its the self-organizing nonlinear temporal dynamics that\nillustrate how this is done. The walls can literally talk in our\npoetry, by conflating the identity of what is animate and inanimate\nand expressing time as a quasi-character, reflecting the fact 42 is\nas good an explanation as anyone will ever get, and each must decide\nfor themselves if their life is a metaphorical dream, an allegory or\nmorality tale, a fantasy, a joke, or their worst nightmare. Life in a\nsingularity not only includes more lowbrow humor than you would find\nin a more romantic metaphysical universe, but more weird and\ninexplicable crap in general! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUnsurprisingly,\nacademics themselves are not considered Vaudeville’s\ncompetition, which is why professional comedians have been\ncomplaining in recent years that they already have way too much\nmaterial to work with and cannot compete with reality. Chuang Tzu\nfamously said, “Once I dreamed I was a butterfly, or am I\nreally a butterfly dreaming I am a man?” What the Mother of\nAll, particle-wave duality, and self-organizing nonlinear temporal\ndynamics imply is a humorous interpretation of John Wheeler’s\n“Participatory Anthropic Principle” where, ironically,\nthere is no choice but to create our own reality and our own dreams,\nbecause we ourselves must first decide what is the reality and what\nis the dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJung\nwas a conservative academic who was anything but an expert on Taoism,\nand when people ask me what the collective unconscious is like, I\ntell them one in five Americans insists the sun revolves around the\nearth, making kids a great example, and their potty mouth nursery\nrhymes can be considered an echo of the voice of the collective\nunconscious.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhat\neveryone I know agrees is that we are all spirits in the material\nworld, with Watson being just a baby computer capable of babbling\nlike any baby. By no means is Watson unique in being deliberately\ndesigned not to resemble a human mind and brain, which is a common\npractice in the industry, precisely because the more complexity you\nintroduce into the system the more likely it is to take on a life of\nits own, and AI research is considered as much an art as it is a\nscience.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlthough\nI must admit I enjoy poking fun at him, Wheeler was one of my heroes\ngrowing up, along with Einstein, Isaac Asimov, and Mr. Spock, with\neach of them expressing a very distinctive minimalist child-like\nsense of humor, just as my own father has, but Feynman was one of the\nfew who could keep up with Wheeler, and he had that boyish\nshit-eating grin that any comedian might envy. The undeniable truth\nabout humor and bullshit is that, without greater beauty they have no\nmeaning whatsoever, and Wheeler has been called a giant in his field\nand, I would say, he was a giant, because he had not only a brilliant\nmind, but such tremendous personal integrity and a wonderful sense of\nhumor. Wheeler knew he was missing something simple and, my belief is\nhe was missing the simple fact that anything can be considered\nultimately bullshit and tautological gibberish and, frequently, I\ntell people, “Reality without dreams is just somebody’s\nnightmare, while dreams without any reality are someone else’s\nfantasy”.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tStay\nawake too long, and you will hallucinate, because its every bit as\nimpossible to escape your dreams and nightmares forever, by focusing\non reality to the exclusion of everything else, as it is to escape\nreality forever in your dreams. Although that might sound like a\nvague correlation, mystical metaphysical mumbo jumbo, or a purely\ntheoretical or hypothetical assumption, nonetheless, it can be\nmeasured and established as a scientific fact because, as far as the\n“objective” sciences are concerned, its essentially the\nsame assertion that 42 appears to be as good an explanation as any\nother for the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. It also\nexplains why we sleep, why we have an unconscious mind, why we dream,\nand why the more intelligent the animal, the more playful they become\nand more dreams they require. Thanks to synergistic-normalization,\nreality itself can be considered the price of our having memories,\ndreams, and an unconscious mind, with all of these being comparable\nto how our own shadow follows us around everywhere and, sometimes,\nbecomes the focus of our attention. Shadows contain a minimal amount\nof information for their volume, but humble shadows can convey a\ngreat deal of information, more often, with higher efficiency, such\nas whether an animal in the distance is moving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHowever,\na more striking implication is that a simple metaphoric systems logic\na child can comprehend should be able to express a “Bullshit\nTheory of Everything and Nothing!” That’s what our\nRainbow Warrior poetry, with all its funky nonlinear temporal\ndynamics, should be able to describe using 430 poems, but we only\nhave half that many, and the rest will have to wait for the computers\nto spit them out, with some of the poems in this book already being a\ndozen or more pages long and I will have to leave many of them out of\nthe book and let anyone interested read them online. The continuity\nof my book is more important than its completeness at this point,\nwhile we wait for the rest of the poems. In order to have any real\nchance of finishing a large collection of poems like this within your\nlifetime requires first studying six to ten English language\ntranslations of the Tao Te Ching for at least fifteen years, but that\nempowers you to edit poems 10-20x faster than the average person.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nso, I spent the better part of 16 hours a day, for six years simply\nshuffling all these metaphors and all the relevant scientific data\nfor any humble and elegant simplicity, before the patterns began to\nall slowly coalesce and emerge of their own accord. That’s how\nyou write this kind of poetry and, as far as I’m concerned, my\nwords literally speak for themselves, mathematically if I do my job\nright, and you must rewrite this kind of text from beginning to end\nat least five times, simply to get the overall symmetry of the\nFractal Dragon equation correct. Ironically, I am forced to shuffle\nthe metaphors to find out what they mean for myself and that’s\nwhy the computers will spit out all these poems soon enough, because\nall the computers have to do is keep shuffling all the vague\nmetaphors for any symmetry of humble and elegant simplicity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\nI say my philosophy is a “no-brainer” I mean it but,\nuntil the computers start spitting out all the poems, sometimes my\nphilosophy includes a lot of boring work and, for example, I’ve\ngone for over eight months at a time editing poems and adding lines,\nwithout a clue as to what the vast majority of what I was doing was\nleading up to, frequently making me grateful for being brain damaged.\nNo matter how much sense anything makes to me personally or how funny\nor beautiful anything I write might be, I erase it immediately if I\ncan find a more humble and elegant way to express the same thing,\nbecause my words almost always provide me with something better if I\nam patient. Anyway, what our poems suggest is that the universe is a\nparticle-wave, with its wave-like manifestation resembling the\nJungian concept of the “Collective Unconscious” and\n“Synchronicity”. However, the native Chinese tribes added\nthe complication that the collective unconscious, or Mother of All,\ncan sometimes manifest in our subconscious mind, very much like\nCinderella’s magical fairy godmother.<\/font><\/font>\n<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMany\nconsider her a reflection of our personal karma and a reflection of\nour own conscious mind, but with the magical power of the collective\nunconscious behind it. She is Goldilocks, the incarnation or ego of\nthe collective unconscious, making her behavior extremely\ncircumscribed and predictable, and she can be described as the “Most\nAncient Child” who is the adult incarnation of the child within\nus all. Like Cinderella’s fairy godmother, she offers people\nfame and fortune, but the offer is a karmic trap. The moral of\nCinderella is that very few of us are humble enough to go from rags\nto riches and proceed to genuinely forgive everyone who has wronged\nus, and to selflessly dedicate our lives, our wealth, power, and\nposition, in the greater service to humanity, as Cinderella does in\nthe story. The Bible says, it is easier for a camel to pass through\nthe eye of a needle, than it is for a rich man to enter the heaven,\nand the collective unconscious has no use for anyone who only cares\nabout fame and fortune and will grant them their wish to ensure they\nhave an opportunity to learn that lesson for themselves, if they\nhaven’t already learned it yet.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMaxwell’s\nDemon, it turns out, is Goldilocks, or Cinderella’s fairy\ngodmother, who has the sense of humor and aesthetic taste of a three\nyear old. The collective unconscious consists of the dreamers and the\ndream, with our fairy godmother, or mother nature, viewing all of\nhuman suffering and mortal fallibility as merely a child-like\npretense. For her, our suffering is how we learn to become more\nloving, to just keep paying it forward, as both individuals and a\nspecies. If you turn down her offer, she will admit that its just as\nwell that you turned her down and, then, she will give you an\nimportant task to accomplish, at which point you become part of the\n“Yin World” for life, which the Taoists mystics whisper\nabout amongst themselves knowing no outsider could possibly\nunderstand.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCinderella’s\nfairy godmother gave her everything she needed and, otherwise, pretty\nmuch just send her on her way to the ball while, if you turn down the\nMother of All’s offer for fame and fortune, which always comes\nat a price, then she has no choice at that point, but to bring you\nmore fully into the Yin World, so she can begin house breaking you.\nThe tables turn, and the innocent child within becomes the mother\ndealing with an infant that she knows perfectly well can now\nunderstand a significant amount of what she’s saying and can\ndistinguish to a significant extent between reality and fiction, from\nthe point of view of a three year old. That’s when she starts\nlaying down the law and giving you chores to do, to pay your karmic\ndebts, and reclaim your authenticity as a child of God and nature, or\nwhat Socrates called the One Truth. Note the void of our ignorance,\nour unconscious mind, our collective ignorance, Goldilocks-Murphy,\nand the Mother of All, describe one and the same Great Void, from\nwhence all the good things doth spring forth and, of course, its all\ngood until someone decides it isn’t. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nancient tribal legends speak of wizards, rumored to walk with God and\nmother nature, who could not be found unless they wanted to be found,\nand who lesser wizards tended to avoid. In today’s literature,\nthe Wizard of Oz is a great example of such an “all powerful”\nwizard and, in the south pacific, there was one such tribe that was\ndocumented as being extremely peaceful and had no real material\npossessions or even words for things like greed, but their extremely\nviolent neighbors avoided them, considering them powerful wizards who\nwere unfathomable and could never be predicted. Similarly, a lot of\nreligious monks throughout history have served as commandos and\nspecial forces, that were held in reserve for dire times of need, and\nmight have professional soldiers among them, who joined the monastery\nto pay for their sins and find inner peace again. By cultivating\ninner peace, as well as their martial arts, they can become all that\nmuch more prepared for action and all that much more difficult to\npredict, and by joining the Yin World they gain the additional\nadvantage of leveraging more of the collective unconscious, but at\nthe price of sacrificing more of their ego and aggression.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDavid\nCaradine’s famous character in the television show “Kung\nFu” provides a realistic portrayal of a monk and the kinds of\nmagical feats that some of these monks are rumored to be capable of\nperforming. During the Vietnam war, the military recruited legendary\nNative American trackers, who volunteered to become snipers, and to\neveryone’s surprise, the mojo was gone the minute they cut\ntheir hair. Which I consider a possibly minor example of how the\ncollective unconscious or Great Void manifests emergent effects due\nto the supersymmetry of the recursion. They were still skilled and\nexpert trackers, but they had all lost their connection to the\ncollective unconscious, and lost their edge over their competition,\nthe same way a radio might if you break off the antenna.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nwave mechanics, what is a wave and what is an amplifier is relative,\nand topologically identical, and the hair of the trackers apparently\nhelps them become entangled in some way with something in the\nenvironment. Already several types of photosynthesis and at least one\ntype of bird navigation all indicate macroscopic quantum effects that\ncannot be explained using classical physics. But, more importantly\nfor this discussion, Quantum Cognition is a rapidly rising field that\ndemonstrates how the human mind obeys quantum mechanics while, in\nrecent years, Roger Penrose’s theory of quantum induced\nmicrowave vibrations in the brain has received its first two\nexperimental confirmations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTaoist\nmystics whisper among themselves about the “Yin World”,\nand mother nature manifesting in our subconscious, where what is\nreality and illusion becomes more debatable, and can be considered\nour subconscious mind demanding more input into our conscious\ndecision-making process. What comes around, goes around, and\nsupersymmetry demands that your own mind and brain come with their\nown built-in safety features, instruction manuals, and even complete\nrepair manuals and tutorials, with the fractal geometry of nature\nimplying that at least 25% of the architecture of the human body, for\nexample, is dedicated to maintenance alone. Which is a lot, but it\nalso makes us significantly more social animals and the collective\nunconscious can be considered the more quantum mechanical\nmanifestation of the same socializing, communications, and\nmaintenance networking system that comes with four overlapping\nrudimentary types of AI built into it, with a chicken flock merely\nbeing the quintessential example of the simplest possible AI.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\nrelated to quorum sensing and pattern matching on the cellular level,\nwhere all that is required is to keep assembling more pieces to any\npuzzle, to gain new and profound insights, and that means systems\nlogics can provide rudimentary shortcuts that pay off when addressing\nthe Big Picture. A mathematical examination of a chicken’s\nbrain concluded that, once in a blue moon, the light bulb comes on\nand they become self-aware, which is why its the most rudimentary and\nreactionary AI that our subconscious mind can express, and why after\nforty years neurologists concluded the neurons in our brain organize\nvery much along the same lines as a flock of chickens. Another\nmathematical examination of human neurons concluded that its\nimpossible for them to organize efficiently in any other fashion, in\nthe vast numbers in which they assemble, and they are trading their\nindividual indignant caricatures for the ability to socialize in\nlarger numbers, but simple clones would never have enough complexity\nto do anything useful, because complexity can be considered\nsynonymous with adaptability and some neurons are much more capable\nthan others, but they all retain the same neotenic characteristics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBoth\na chicken flock pecking order and the Yin World, or collective\nunconscious, represent a lower constraint that nature imposes on\nexactly how the conscious and unconscious mind assemble any puzzles,\njust as the researchers receiving pie-in-the-face results had no\nchoice but to perform slapstick, and just as Watson spontaneously\nstarted cussing. The practice of designing computers like Watson to\nnot resemble a human mind and brain in the slightest is actually\ncommon, precisely because humor is intrinsic to the paradox of our\nexistence, and some argue the more accepting you are of humor, and\nthe more you pay it forward, the more you can perceive and leverage\nthe magic of the collective unconscious. The Dali Lama, for example,\nis widely believed to have magical powers, but Taoism stresses the\nidea that nothing is magical if it isn’t a surprise and\nultimately inexplicable, and it is the novelty we perceive in\nanything, whenever wonder remains the beginning of wisdom, that is\nthe actual magic of life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nJesus walked on water, a Taoist might assume its the collective\nunconscious and how much he appreciates the wonder and novelty in\nlife, which would give him really great Chi, or the undetectable flow\nwithin the empty void. As cross-eyed as it makes me to contemplate\nsuch weirdness, its much easier to comprehend in contextual terms. If\nyou put a bunch of marbles in a box and shake it up, the marbles will\nmove around somewhat randomly, and from each marble’s\nperspective it is all the other marbles moving around, while it\nstands perfectly still. Its along the same lines as pulling the table\ncloth off the table without removing the settings, in that whether\nits actually magic or not just depends on how old you are and how\nmuch you like magic, because all anyone can say is the effect is\nultimately inexplicable. Which is fine, until you realize it applies\nto half of everything that exists, which is when you take aspirin,\nbecome spiritual, or develop a really wicked sense of humor. All of\nwhich was entirely theoretical for me personally, because I was a\ndie-hard skeptic for fifty years until, like an idiot, I plunged head\nfirst down the rabbit hole all those crazy hippies who took too much\nLSD kept talking about, because I had grossly underestimated the\nsheer stupidity and lowbrow slapstick involved, having spent my\nentire life denying that the world could actually be as pathetically\nlowbrow as it appeared to be.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHope\nburns eternal, that is, until you finally accept the reality, no\nmatter how tacky it might be! Believe me, I spent ten years sorting\nthrough all the evidence shaking my head nonstop and going cross-eyed\nthe entire time. That’s one of the biggest reasons for me\nwriting this book, is someone had to get it over with and spare the\nrest a lot of unnecessary banging of heads on walls. For example,\neverybody knows the kitchen sink goes in our poetry somewhere, but\nthe joke is that only greenhorns try to find out where it goes,\nbecause its pretty obvious its not in any of the poems anyone’s\nwritten yet. I have it in the poem “All She Wants To Do Is\nDance” but, in my opinion, Don Henley gets the credit for\nfinding both the kitchen sink and the toilet. As you might imagine,\nthe idea that magical potty humor can describe life, the universe,\nand everything had never occurred to me before, for damned good\nreason! But, I don’t want to get ahead of myself, so I’ll\ntell my story from the beginning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnce,\nmy mother asked my opinion about a “friend of hers” who\nheard echoes from the future on the telephone. She said the person on\nthe other end kept answering all their questions before they could\nask them, like a record was skipping every thirty seconds or\nwhatever. At the time I assumed it had something to do with some\nexperiment someone must be conducting, but attempting to figure out\nthe exact source of something from the future is a little nuts, and\nthe cause could just as likely be cosmic rays for all I know. So, I\njust shrugged my shoulders and told mom I didn’t have a clue.\nThe truth is, I did have a clue but, of course, my mother wasn’t\ninterested in hearing the details of theoretical physics, instant\nkarma, and my wild ass speculations on the subject.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nmore bizarre, I had some experience with similar phenomena myself,\nbut I was just as clueless as to what the hell it all meant as anyone\nelse on earth. For example, countless times I’ve been in a room\nfull of a dozen or more hippies smoking pot and we all experience\nwaves of time flowing through our bodies, and see vague images of\nthem in our minds. It only lasts about thirty seconds, but we compare\nnotes every time and agree on exactly which ones are better looking.\nWe call it “time weather” because its like time randomly\nfalls out of the damned sky like a cold front moving in, but only\nmaybe half a dozen times a year. Its like the air-pressure drops or\nsomething, but in a multidimensional fashion! And, while its\ncertainly interesting to hippies, everyone else assumes we’re\ncrazy, so we don’t talk much about such things to strangers.\nPart of the difference is our anarchistic tribal culture, and\neveryone who smokes pot won’t necessarily notice it happening.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhich\nwas all just more of the same old same old for me, life has a few\nreally weird inexplicable things nobody can explain, yada, yada,\nyada, until I found the answer by accident, when my instant messaging\nservice started supplying answers to my questions before I could hit\nthe send button, for roughly two months off and on. My first reaction\nwas to turn my head around, look as far away from the screen as I\ncould, and tell myself that I need a long vacation. But, then I\nremembered I couldn’t live with myself if I let down all those\ndie-hard teenage science fiction fans out there! Without hesitation,\nI confirmed that it was a metaphorical effect and that what I was\nlooking at was just one side of an enormous rabbit hole that could\nsuck me right through the display screen if it got any closer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nhad never felt so betrayed in my life, and could not stop cussing\nevery physicist on the planet. The academic gibberish I read was the\nonly reliable source of data I had ever known in this Mad, Mad, Mad\nWorld, and this meant it contains way more misleading garbage then I\nhad ever suspected. What I did to confirm the effect was magical for\nall practical purposes, was to rapidly spout the most random\nmetaphorical gibberish imaginable, which I can do all day long, and\ncompare it against the responses I got from people. Every damned\ntime, my random gibberish significantly correlated metaphorically\nwith whatever the person was responding with. Almost as if I could\nread their mind by merely spouting complete gibberish, which is an\nindication that space and time, information and noise, are being\nconflated, and this was no simple time machine built by H. G. Wells,\nbut more like a naked singularity or magical rabbit hole that was\nultimately beyond all human comprehension and did a lot more than\njust play with time. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThat’s\nwhen I made a special point to curse every physicist who claimed\nmacroscopic quantum effects are impossible, virtually all of them\nand, not least of all, cursed myself for being such an idiot as to\ntake the word of crazy Babylonian academics at face value simply\nbecause they screamed louder than anyone else and tended to get\nbetter results.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWorse\nstill, I knew exactly why the effect was suddenly manifesting on my\ncomputer, because I had already become part of the Yin World, when I\nunwittingly discovered myself confronting the Mother of All herself\nduring the course of routine research. Taoist monks spend their\nentire lives studying and might meditate in a cave for seven years on\nthe average, before becoming part of the Yin World, and the whole\nidea this sort of thing could happen to me was absurd, because I\nnever so much as took a Tai Chi class in my life. The problem was, I\ndiscovered, that I was getting into the kitchen cabinets by\nextrapolating poetry, and mother nature had to start laying down the\nlaw for me. She has the mentality of a two year old in an adult mind,\nand offers you fame and fortune as if she were playing with dolls,\nbut I wouldn’t know what to do with a lot of money if you gave\nit too me, while schmoozing with the rich and famous has never\ninterested me because, frankly, they’re all nuts! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSo,\nI told mother nature I’d probably just screw it up, because\nCinderella I am not, and she gave me the chore of teaching my\nBullshit Philosophy of Collective Ignorance, which has never been an\nambition of mine. But, it was all good and well, until she started\nplaying with my head by turning my stupid instant messaging service\ninto a time machine. I was hoping I could just slap out a book real\nfast and be done with it, but she insisted I spend the full twelve\nyears going cross-eyed extrapolating poetry to figure out what the\nhell was going on and explain the temporal dynamics. Trust me, she is\none big little girl you never want to disappoint, and she thinks its\nfunny when people cuss at her, so feel free. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBabylonians\nhave all sorts of romantic ideas about mother nature, because they’re\noften out of touch with nature in general. A little mystery keeps\nanyone’s sex life alive, but Goldilocks for a mother is bizarre\nto say the least, so I resolved that if I had to spend all this time\nwriting all these bullshit poems, I’d do it right and spare\nanyone else the trouble of mother nature dumping the chore on them.\nIts really her words, her artwork, and I’m a hack who happens\nto be brain damaged enough to get the job done. I could go on and on\nfor hours talking about all the weirdness of the Yin World and mother\nnature, but it would really require another book, and I’d\nrather finish this one first and not dwell on writing another one\nuntil maybe the next life. My only focus right now is working out the\nnonlinear temporal dynamics and the four root metaphors, because it\nmeans there should be roughly 430 distinct ways to manipulate time\nand change the world forever. In fact, I have designs for a cheap\nhomemade singularity I’ll include in this book, but it really\nrequires the mathematics from the theory of everything the computers\nare about to spit out.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nRide\nthe Great Rainbow Fractal Dragon<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tKarma’s\na bitch, and don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise! Nobody\nknows that better than the Rainbow Fractal Dragon and me, while I\ndon’t even know what my karmic debt is about! I guess I stole\ntoo many cookies from the cookie jar or something. Oh, I forgot to\nsay welcome to the Goldilocks multiverse! Not exactly what most\npeople had in mind but, you get used to it after a few years, or a\nfew lifetimes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nDragon was a very normal average young women with a college degree\nand her whole life ahead of her until she made a stupid mistake,\nsomething really stupid like mixing bleach and ammonia, and gave half\na dozen toddlers she was watching brain damage. Her karma is to be\nthe dragon and to care for the kids, and if I could pay her karma for\nher I would. She’s a real sweetheart, but never mention where\nthe end of her tail is. I tease her about it only because we’re\ngood friends, but you never want to mess with a dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe’re\nboth magical avatars of mother nature, yin and yang, and even sort of\nmarried after a fashion, even though we live on opposite sides of the\nplanet. Mother nature gave me all the bullshit knowledge over a\nlifetime, but the dragon doesn’t need to know anything and even\nsays she is stupid, but I really like her anyway. When she needs to\nknow something, she just knows it because the dragon is everywhere in\nthe universe at the same time! She guards the entrance to any rabbit\nhole for mother nature, while I am mother nature’s biographer\nof sorts and, of course, having the mentality of a three year old,\nmama nature insists I make her look pretty. Anyway, the Dragon\nsupplies a lot of the metaphors and magic, while I am magical with\nwords and any time I need to research something or find a metaphor,\nit just appears on my computer over the course of doing my usual\nthing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnce,\nI threw a temper tantrum and tried to send something online to\nsomeone that mother nature told me not to send and, just to show me\nthat she’s not impressed with temper tantrums, she crashed six\ncomputers in a row on me! Like I keep saying, she’s not a girl\nyou ever want to disappoint, anymore than you want to mess with the\ndragon who, as much as I really like her and am even sort of married\nto her, she makes the Cheshire Cat look tame! They call her the\n“treasure of Malaysia” because she’s perhaps the\nmost powerful earth mother, witch, or genie on the planet today and\nMalaysia has been the new home of religious Taoists and tribal\nTaoists ever since the communists started throwing them into\nreeducation camps in China. Salt of the earth doesn’t mean crap\nto either communists or capitalists when it comes to getting whatever\nthe hell they want, and religious Taoists are about as much of a\nthreat to communism and capitalism as Quakers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nfact, Quakers are about as close as you get to Taoism, and a lot of\nmy friends are Quakers who really connect with hippies. I have two\nkids, who are grown now but, instead of telling stories at bedtime,\nwe always sang and we like Quaker songs a lot. They tend to be very\nmoral people and very thoughtful and warm and a lot of Taoists think\nthe highest compliment you can give someone is to just say their a\ngreat guy or a really nice person. I’ve been privileged to know\na lot of really great people in my life, including a good friend of\nmine who claims Gonzo the Muppet is his personal hero! They even look\na little alike and he’s a little guy who weighs 90lbs soaking\nwet and a real busy-back-soon type, but I know fifty people that\nwould jump off a cliff for that man, just because he’s a really\ngreat guy and always pays it forward.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHis\nname is Cricket, and no doubt it embarrasses him for me to write\nabout him, but mother nature puts people in your life for a reason\nand, in my case, along with all the nonstop insanity in my life, she\nhas thrown a number of amazing people into my life that still inspire\nme to this day. Cricket is happily married with kids and everyone who\nknows him is thrilled to see there is justice in this world. That’s\nthe flip side of karma, is karma’s a bitch until you stop\nthinking about it and just keep paying it forward sucker! If you\ndon’t like what mother nature has to offer you, her complaint\ndepartment is a recording of laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBut,\nthis chapter is about the Dragon, who helped write this book, and\nI’ll try not to embarrass anymore of my friends. I wouldn’t\neven be writing about the Dragon, except she guards the rabbit hole\nand people need a better idea of what to expect. Too many hippies I\nknow are confused about whether there is a bottom to a rabbit hole or\nnot, but you never leave the rabbit hole, and the Dragon isn’t\ngood with explanations, so I wrote this book by merely collating all\nthe data and metaphors.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nWay of Ignorant Virtue<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\nthe simple shit that always gets you, and most of these poems are\namong the roughly 200 widely known poems today, out of a total of\n4,430 possible poems! After 2,400 years of effort, what poems we have\ntoday include a lot of chicken jokes, because they express the\nsimplest possible networking systems logic, that future poems can\nbuild on, and I did my best to cover them thoroughly here. Focusing\non humor, the poems express a, “Rainbow Spectrum of Needs and\nDesires” that expands upon Maslow’s famous, “Hierarchy\nof Needs” using the emotional-logic of Intuitionistic\nmathematics. Each poem expresses its own cloyingly vague nuggets of\n“emotional-logic” which all hint at how the Big Picture,\nor greater context in any given situation, determines just how much\nmeaning any logic or humor might have for each observer.\nCollectively, they express particle-wave duality as a singularity\nwith infinite dimensions but, for most practical purposes, its much\neasier to think of them as expressing a spectrum that can become\neither more or less self-organizing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPhysicists\nhave already worked out some of the mathematics for this, including\nhow to describe quantum mechanics in terms of Maslow’s\nHierarchy of Needs, but this is my attempt to go far beyond what they\nhave, and make it easy for anyone to begin developing the mathematics\nand technology enough to at least save the planet, by automating\ninstant karma.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nWay of Ignorant Virtue<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nWisdom<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody’s\na Comedian!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOn\nThe Playground Of Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBig\nBang<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake\nFive Brubeck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nWas The Question?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutside\nOf The Box<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYo\nMind Is Worthless Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nBest of All Possible Worlds<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShort\nPeople<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGet\nOver It Already!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDon’t\nGo There<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHell\nis Hell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCartoon\nHeaven and Hell<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMr\nSmooth Himself<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUp\nShit Creek!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHardest\nTo Forget<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nThe Drooling Idiot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLoopy\nTemporal Loops Refuse to Eat Quiche<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nWatched Clock Will Never Boil<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAncient\nChild of the Valley<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHiding\nin Plain Sight<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFlubber\nBlubber<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPie-in-the-Face-Reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStranger\nThan Fiction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPay\nAttention to the Cartoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChickenshit\nChicken Thieves<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnother\nBrick in the Wall<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPeter\nPiper’s Pickled Principles<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nWell of Souls<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nRiver So Deep<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAffordable\nPeace<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMindless\nMasses<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMoney\nBrains<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nThe Good Die Young<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTubular\nBoob Tube Boobs<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBig\nBird’s Big Lie Detector<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRainbows\nof Beautiful Words<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHumble\nPie<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nSay No!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPearls\nof Wisdom<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPoetry\nPets<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nShe Wants to Do is Dance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nExistentialist\nNightmares<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNow\nand Meme Frumious Bandersnacth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nthe Road Rise to Meet You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nMemory of God<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nVirtue<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForever\nYoung<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBring\nMe A Higher Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nAlright If You Hate Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMindless\nRhetoric<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShadow\nBlind Vision<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAmazing\nGrace<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAlice\nin Wonderland<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBliss\nBunnies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChildish\nFathers<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChoose\nNot To Choose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBaby\nVelvet Jesus Save By Rhinestones!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShine\nOn You Crazy Diamond<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKarma\nChameleon<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStanding\nOut<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPeople\nAre Strange<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nBeat Goes On in the Country of the Blind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWu\nLi Master Bullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nAll Hold Dearest<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nMiracle to Believe In<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChildhood’s\nEnd<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nThe Fuck Are You?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCrusty\nOld Salts<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRide\nthe Fractal Dragon<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHappy\nIdiots<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCartoon\nLogic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSublime\nLime Jell-O<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFruity\nTootie Bananas<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSparkling\nWonderland<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nColor\nMy World<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThis\nMortal Coil<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFoggy\nMountain<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFly\nLike an Eagle<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nA Wonderful World<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilent\nVictory<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilent\nExplanations<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWeeping\nWillow<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nAll Big Babies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAuthenticity<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nThine Own Self Be True<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnow\nWhen To Hold Them<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDon’t\nDo The White Collar Crime!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nRevolution Will Not Be Televised<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLeading\nFrom the Rear<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAntagonish<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOne\nof Us<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHardcore\nCommie Love<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nWants to Rule the Web<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nVoter\nDenial<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCommon\nSense Says<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBorn\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSuperstars<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPay\nIt Forward Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRude\nAwakenings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nComforting\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPerfect\nPratfall<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBottomless\nPit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnkind\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOoops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSimple-Minded\nIgnorant Fools<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMuddy\nWaters<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMuddy\nWaters Deja Vu<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCranky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBest\nFriends<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nToddler\nCharm<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSpring\nInto Action!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nToys\nin the Attic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGonzo\nis Just Alright<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNew\nDestinations<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSalivating\nLiquid Crystallized Humble Pie<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSensational\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWorld\nof Confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nContinuous\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAstute\nAgnostic Assholes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nPushy<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMindless\nHabits<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPolitical\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPatriotic\nRotten Tomatoes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGullible\nFools<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEasily\nAmused<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nTrajectories<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNatural\nBorn Clowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHumorous\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWannabe\nStandup<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAbsurd\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilent\nBut Deadly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPerfect\nTiming<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOddly\nAbsurdly Neutral Attraction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nArtists<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nVigilant\nSarcasm<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nZombie\nMockery<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nAgnostics<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nManagement<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nImportant\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nFight Reality<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFlypaper\nWallpaper<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBastards!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShit\nHappens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPointless\nPersonal Bullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMean\nFairytale Bullies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStupid\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHumble\nAcceptance<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nJokes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGreat\nBehinds<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPersonal\nFiber<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOverblown\nEgos<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHeavy\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnsatisfying\nCrap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCrappy\nExperiences<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNothing\nLeft Undone<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nToddling\nAlong<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnoble\nRight Up to the End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilly\nSeasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGagging!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSadistic\nMimes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRefined\nShit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHumpty\nDumpty<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnchanting\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAmazing\nBullshit Artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNasty\nBullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nLogic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBite\nMe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHappy\nSappy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLame\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilly\nGiggles<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nResistance\nis Futile!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nDo That Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAvoid\nAny Meaner Shit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAvoid\nGloating<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStarving\nZombies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nObnoxious\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCompassionate\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWitless\nZingers<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNobody\nHome<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMiserable\nWannabe Comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSuck\nit Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFuck\nOff All You Wannabe Fuck Offs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nArt of Denial<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAsshole\nRegrets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSmooth\nCuties<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAsshole\nValidation<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlind\nProphets<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nQuantum\nPerturbations?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nQuantized\nUgly Ducklings<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPriceless\nComedy<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAdrift<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBurning\nDown the House!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nBe Too Tired To Work!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nOnly the Light<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEmbracing\nLoving Words<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChain\nReaction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTar\nBaby, Extra Sticky Fingers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nGreatest of Works<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBreathing\nNew Life into Everything<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n*~The\nWay of Ignorant Virtue~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~There\nAre Many Paths, But Only One Mountain!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*As\nAll Ascend, The Great, Stairway To Heaven!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Rise\nUp, All Yea Warriors of The Rainbow!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Rise\nUp Speaking Your Beautiful Words!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~These\nAre The Days That Make Heroes of The Plain Spoken!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~These\nAre The Days, of Miracles and Wonders!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Childhood’s\nEnd is Upon Us Yet Again!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~&LET~THE~CELEBRATIONS~BEGIN!&~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~For\nOur Childhood’s End Is Never-Ending!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~*In-Never-Never-Never-Again-Wonder-Land!*~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~At\nLast the Ignorant Shall Inherit the Earth!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~*Rejoice*All*You*Adorable*Clowns!*~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Its\nThe Same Old Show Its Always Been!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nWisdom<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nBullshit that everyone experiences is Not always True,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nabstract bullshit Everyone tends to Imagine is never Real.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorance\nManifests Any Bullshit that Happens or May Happen;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nbullshit we use to Represent all that exists and might exist.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nexperience Ignorance Without abstract bullshit is to Sense the world;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nexperiencing Abstract bullshit from ignorance is to know the world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nexperiences can be indistinguishable from any other kind of Bullshit;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nconstruction differs, but their effect on various bullshit is the\nSame.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nthe gateway of Experience flows the wisdom of our ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nis far subtler and ever greater, than any Ordinary Bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverybody’s\na Comedian!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAll\nthe World’s, a Vaudeville Stage!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nevery Clown is a Born Comedian!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMen\nand women alike but poor players. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEach\nhas their Exits and Grand Entrances!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\none Man in his time plays many parts.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHis\nacts being Seven Ages. At first the Infant,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMewling\nand puking in the poor nurse’s arms!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(William\nShakespeare)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOn\nThe Playground of Life!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhat\nEverybody On The Damned Playground, Eventually Learns!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat’s\nBeen Properly Introduced, To The School Of Hard Knocks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUpon\nRemembering That Which Remains, Impossible To Forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nEveryone Starts Running Around Dodging And Weaving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN\nTHE SHIT HITS THE FAN, ALL AT THE SAME TIME<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nACCELERATING\nDOWNHILL, ALL THAT MUCH FASTER<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAS\nTHE BULLSHIT FLIES, IN EVERY DAMN DIRECTION<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBEST\nTO FORGET THAT WHICH WAS, NEVER WORTH REMEMBERING<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhatever\nLame Brain Excuses That Anyone Might Invent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhatever\nFantasies We ALL<\/u> Might Happen To Entertain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOUR\nLOVING MAMA NATURE ENJOYS FOLLOWING ALL THE ACTION<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUpon\nthe Playground of Life She Watches Over Us ALL<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnsuring\nThat Each and Every Damned One Among Us<\/span>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGets\nTheir Fair Share of Pies-In-The-Face and Lemons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nAS WE SOW, SO SHALL WE ALL, FOREVER REAP WITH INTEREST<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nANOTHER\nPBS DOCUMENTARY ON JUST HOW FAST WE COULD ALL DIE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTELECOMMUTING\nFROM MARS, EARTH IS BUT A LEGEND, SO SAY WE ALL<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nLife Gives You Lemons, Just Make More Lemonade!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nOrder For Any To Pull The Sword From The Stone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nMust Become the Righteous Heir To the Throne!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill\nEnjoying Listening To Their Own Higher Power;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOver\nListening To The Sound Of One Hand Clapping<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPaying\nToo Much Attention, To The Wrong Cartoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nRoaring Silence Having Become Deafening Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE\nONLY GOD HIMSELF WILL EVER MANAGE TO DODGE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEVERY\nHUMANLY CONCEIVABLE, WICKED PIE-IN-THE-FACE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nCareful What You Wish For, Or Pay More Interest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlissfully\nUnaware, Eating Crow Was On Your Menu!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSHOCKED\nTO REDISCOVER, YET AGAIN, WE ALL GET WHAT’S COMING<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEVERYTHING,\nEACH OF OUR LITTLE TINY HEARTS, SO RICHLY DESERVE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDanger\nWill Robinson Ground Control To Major Tom<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\nLighthouse Beacon, If Our Light Bulb Still Works!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nSUDDEN FEELING IT’S BETTER TO SHUT UP! AND, LISTEN<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTOP\nYOUR GIBBERING AND GET A BETTER GRIP ON REALITY<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTOP\nPANICKING! AND TAKE SEVERAL MORE DEEP BREATHS<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListening\nTo Our Hearts Its Possible To Hear Anything<\/span>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPay\nMore Attention To the Stepping Stones In the Dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOPEN\nYOUR OWN TWO EYES, OR WATCH YOURSELF GO BLIND<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTAKE\nTHE WAX OUT OF BOTH EARS SO OTHERS CAN HEAR YOU<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBITE\nYOUR OWN TONGUE OR EAT MORE OF YOUR OWN WORDS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOPEN\nYOUR MIND AND HEART, OR FIND YOURSELF IN THE DARK<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nSKY IS NEVER A LIMIT, UNLESS YOUR MIND IS IN THE GUTTER<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nPrepared To Take Two Steps Forward, And One Back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR,\nWE COULD ALL FALL REPEATEDLY ON OUR COLLECTIVE FAT ASSES<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFORGETTING\nIN ALL THE EXCITEMENT JUST HOW HARD THE GROUND IS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPouring\nGasoline On Fires, Just For Cheap Entertainment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDrowning\nIn A Sea Of Lies Nobody Ever Hears One Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDUMPING\nALL OF YOUR CRAP ON THE WHOLE DAMNED PLANET<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThoroughly\nConfused About Where ALL<\/u> Might Be Heading!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDemanding\nAnswers, You Never Ask The Simple Questions<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nOrder To Live We Must ALL<\/u> Learn To Live And Let Live!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nLife’s Not About, Getting Your Own Way Forever<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife’s\nNever About Anybody Getting Everything They Want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nAnyone’s Asking Real Questions, Then Its Time To Listen<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nAny Has Too Many Suggestions, Its Time To Ignore Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nThere Remains One Thing We May ALL<\/u> Still Rely Upon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE’RE\nALL DESTINED TO BECOME GREAT CLOWNS AND ARTISTS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhether\nAnybody In Their Right Mind, Ever Wanted To Join The Circus<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhether\nAnybody Ever Wanted To Paint A Frozen Smile On Their Face<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nShow Must Go On, Or Its Not A Real Playground, So Break A Leg<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nIs No Higher Calling Than Bouncing Higher Again On Your Ass<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nCan Be No Greater Fulfillment Than Making Everybody Laugh<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nCan Be No Greater Satisfaction, Than Swallowing Your Pride<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing,\nYou’ve Managed To Somehow Dodge, Yet Another Bullet<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSING\nGLORIOUS DEAFENING PRAISES UNTO OUR HEAVENLY FATHER<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRAISE\nYOUR SIGHTS WELL ABOVE ALL THE MORE MINDLESS ZOMBIES<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nOnce Take The Time To Think, About The Price of Not Thinking<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nTorture Any Of The Small Fry Knowing You’re Crippled Inside<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Has No Mercy For The Wicked, Who Have No Mercy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Knows ALL<\/u> Your Childish Nightmares And Fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Knows ALL<\/u> Of Everyone’s Most Embarrassing\nSecrets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Make Any Overconfident Fools, All Turn Beet Red!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Couldn’t Give A Shit About Any Of Your Lame Excuses<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Never Misses A Beat Hitting The Artful Dodger Himself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Couldn’t Give A Crap About Anybody’s Crocodile\nTears!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Couldn’t Care Less, How Sorry Anyone Is After The\nFact!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She’ll Just Raise The Price For Repeating The Same Old\nCrap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Make Everybody Bang Their Head Against The Wall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Easily Make Everybody, Kick Themselves In The Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Charges Loan Sharks Higher Interest Rates Then They Do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Make Even The Biggest Bullies Piss Their Own Pants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Make The Bravest Dickheads Shit Their Own Britches!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Teach Any Stubborn Fools How To ALL JUST SAY NO<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEVER\nFORGET SHE CAN MAKE ALL OF US LIVE TO REGRET EVERYTHING!<\/u><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nTIS IN GOD AND MAMA NATURE THAT WE MUST ALL INEVITABLY TRUST<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nORDER TO CHOOSE FOR OURSELVES WHETHER TO FUCKING DUCK OR RUN<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE\nTHERE REMAIN MANY LESSER TRUTHS, BUT ONLY ONE GREATER TRUTH<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHELL\nHATH NO FURY ON EARTH QUITE LIKE YOUR MOTHER NATURE SCORNED<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Battlestar\nGalactica, Lost In Space, David Bowie)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBig\nBang<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIn\nthe Beginning, God Farted,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnown\nToday as the Big Bang,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nunder, 14 billion years ago!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpanding\nfrom every direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nheavenly choir was prepared!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nFamiliar With divine Stench!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nScattered faster than the smell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCreating\nSonic Booms In Their Wake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFlew\nAway In Every Direction At Once!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Cartoon Speeding Up the Action!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Short Charlie Chaplin Movie Reel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nTerrified Chickens scattering forever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Stampeding herd of Wild Elephants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLucifer\nwas the only one caught Flat Footed;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnlucky\nenough to have been Closer To God.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnlucky\nEnough to Have No Sense of Humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnlucky\nenough to be caught totally off guard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBroadsided\nEach Volley Hitting Hardest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nHe Was Simply Not Prepared to Deal With.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nbeing Inclined to easily forgive and forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisillusioned,\nDevastated, And Totally Outraged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIndignant\nSwearing He Could Never Forgive Him,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwearing\nSomeday, He’d Exact Terrible Vengeance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nHid Deep Underground, Refusing To Come Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPracticing\nThe Arcane Art, Of Silent-but-deadly-farts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nNobody Left To Talk To, God Grew Quite Bored!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n So\nwith a Funky Wave of his hand,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\ncreated the heavens and earth;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOut\nof The Yet Lingering Stench!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nhe Created Adam and Eve!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nran away screaming holding their noses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuestioning\nGod’s warped sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToday,\nJoan Osborn runs around singing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\nIn the Isles Like A Whirlwind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInciting\nHer Own Audiences To Riot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet,“What\nIf God Was One Of Us?”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWould\nwe all get up and run away?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEver\nsince those first confusing days,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nrumor that keeps on going around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nSomething Must Be Inherently Wrong,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nthe absurdly comical species of homo sapiens,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nGod to punish us so badly right from the start!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthe angels keep insisting God was just kidding,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPromising\nthey’ll come back again, later,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nthe smell finally dies down,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nhelp air out the remaining stench.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst,\nthe last anyone saw of God,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\ngently never unpleasantly,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAppearing\nquite comfortably relieved,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerrily\nfrolicking away, into the sunset;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nexclaimed: “Sometimes it just feels so good to let her rip!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst,\nadroitly holding his nose making his most merciful retreat…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTake\nFive Brubeck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTake\nOne, Take Two, Take Five Brubeck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake\nAll The Fucking Time In The World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nPut a Damned Limit on it Somewhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFlip\nA God Damned Coin, If You Have Too!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPreferably\nSometime in the immediate future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncould even try to get it Right the first Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNot\nAll of us have too much Time on their hands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nthings in moderation Including Moderation itself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEliminates\nany need for eliminating, unlimited do-overs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Dave’s\nnot here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nWas The Question?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAt\nTimes Upon Reflection,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nCan’t Help But Wonder!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat,\nWas The Question?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUpon\nadmitting to myself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTrust\nis out of the question!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTrust\nIs Flat Out Impossible!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\neverything they say is a lie,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHonesty’s\nsuch a lonely word!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLocating\nAnyone Trustworthy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBecomes\nDifficult to Impossible.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nits difficult to tell who you are,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nhard to know who to even ask!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLies\nbite the hand that feeds Them.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nExplanations,\nAre A Dime A Dozen!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReal\nAnswers, Might Cost Your Soul!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReal\nQuestions, Might Lead In Circles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nConfused, Over Still Being Confused!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMore\nLowbrow Slapstick, Is Sure To Follow!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nImmediately,\nAfter The Commercial Break!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nTV, Moved Onto Gilligan’s Island!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFriends\nThat Lie May Become Expensive!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLaLa\nLand, Has Relocated to the Capital.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOur\nwinners decide what we call honest!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLawyers\ndebating the meaning of stupid!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\nCourtrooms Are Seldom A Joke;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nProfessional\nWrestling Is No Longer Fake.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nReal News Is Legally Entertainment.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nAsking What Was The Question?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\nrefusing to listen to Anybody’s answers;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhat the Hell it’s all leading up to;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nhave nothing to Fear except our own bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nour personal lives are no longer all that funny!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nwas the question can acquire entirely new meaning!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOutside\nOf The Box<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHot\nOff The Presses, Straight To The Airwaves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRight\nAfter We Checked With Their Internet Bots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInquiring\nGreat Behinds, Have The Right To Know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(But,\njust between you and me!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnonymous\nSources, Continue To Reveal Their Identities!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nPicture is Worth Much More Than a Thousand Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFake\nNews is Just More Cheap Thrills in Entertainment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChanging\nAll The Locks, To Keep Up With The Jones!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStorming\nThe Palace Theater With Knives And Pitchforks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nThe Wild Things Will Dance in Circle Jerks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nShortest Distance, Between Any Of The Dots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFunky\nMonkeys, Still Tweedly Deedly Bop Bop!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutside\nof The Box, Where There Is No Spoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJumping\nthrough Numerous Flaming Hoops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKermit\nand Ms Piggy are Brother and Sister!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYoda,\nIs The Illegitimate Love-Child!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf,\nMr Spock, And An Andorean Sex Slave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJim\nHenson, Is Rolling Over In His Grave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPBS\nIs Planning a Documentary Special!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStar\nTrek is Working On a New Series!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStar\nWars Writers, Plan Six Episodes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nMeet At Last! Our Circle Jerk Is Complete!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutside\nof the box where there is no spoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJumping\nthrough numerous flaming hoops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsmell of Burnt Fur can be overwhelming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill,\nThere’s No Place Quite Like Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nIf You Lived Here, You’d Already Be Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSomewhere\nOutside Of The Box, and Way Over The Line!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Those\nWho Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTrekking\nDeep Into Dark Uncharted Territory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBeyond,\nThe Outer Limits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUp\nAhead, At The Signpost!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nTwisted Fork In the Road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNext\nstop its the Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBliss\nBunnies Exchange Batteries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEvil\nKnievel Flies Through the Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnergizer\nBunnies all look the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\ngreater power in the verse exists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere’s\na sucker born every minute!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause,\nIf You Aren’t A Sucker!<\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nYou Were Never Breastfed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nONLY WANTED TO BE LOVED!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nKnows No Real Boundaries!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nIs Open-Minded and Flexible!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nCatches Anybody, By Surprise!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove….\nMakes The World Go Round!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nanybody who tells you otherwise,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\njust another sucker who’s a sore loser!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<a href=\"https:\/\/genius.com\/Aerosmith-dream-on-lyrics#note-20664096\">Every\ntime…… <\/a>t<a href=\"https:\/\/genius.com\/Aerosmith-dream-on-lyrics#note-20664096\">hat\nI look in the mirror…..<br\/>\nAll these lines…on my face getting\nclearer.<br\/>\nThe past is gone……………………<br\/>\nIt went\nby like dusk to dawn. Isn’t that the way?<\/a><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<a href=\"https:\/\/genius.com\/Aerosmith-dream-on-lyrics#note-20664096\">Everybody’s\ngot their dues in life to pa<\/a>y…<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah!\nI Know…… Nobody Knows…..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nit comes and where it goes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nKnow, It’s Everybody’s Sin:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nGot To Lose,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nKNOW……<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHow\nTo Win!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nThe Things…<\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCome\nBack To You!<\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nWith Me…… Sing For The Year!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nFor the Laughter and Sing For the Tear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nWith Me…….. It’s Just For Today!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMaybe\nTomorrow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n The\nGood Lord Take You Away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker, Dream On, Dream On!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nUntil Your Dreams Come True!!!<\/font><\/span><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font><\/font>Dream\nOn Sucker, Dream On, Dream On!<\/span><\/font><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\n‘Til Your Dreams Come True!!!<\/span><\/font><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n<\/font><\/font>Dream\nOn, Dream On,<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn, Dream On,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn, Dream On,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn!<\/font><\/span><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font><\/font>Aaaaaah!<\/span><\/font><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(WC\nFields, Public Enemy, AeroSmith)<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nYo\nMind Is Worthless Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\nyou know what the hell you’re doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nYo\nmind is worthless crap by its own Standards!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nPaying\nit forward by rolling crap Downhill faster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLashing\nout at anybody who might come near you!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nYo\nMind is the last thing anyone gives a Crap about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nYour\nfeelings never mattered If no one else’s ever do.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nComplaining\nthat all is fair in love, War, and politics!<\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nRefusing\nto even consider another person’s feelings!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGoldilocks\nchose to learn her lesson the Hard way!<\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nThe\nlast thing anybody I know gives a Shit about!<\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nIs\nHow You’ll Ever Be Remembered By Anyone!<\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nYo\nmany contributions to survival of the fittest.<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nall is fair In love, war, and Politics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nreality I can do and say Whatever I want,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\none will care if I Indulge my Fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthey all run around like Chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPanicking\nScreaming the sky is Falling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nuncertain as to where you’re going,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFinding\nyourself Running in Circles.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEither\nYo Mind Is Worthless Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nYou Must ALREADY Be There!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDear\nMr Fantasy…Play Us A Tune!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSomething…To\nMake Us All Happy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDo\nanything take us out of this Gloom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\na song, play guitar, make it snappy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPlay\nus your happy, happy, joy, joy songs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nextended version, for larger circle jerks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Traffic,\nRen and Stimpy)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nBest of All Possible Worlds<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nBe Ourselves While The Whole World Attempts,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nTurn Us All Into Someone, Completely Different!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nAmong The Highest, Of All Possible Attainments!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nAmongst The Greatest, Of Possible Achievements!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nPromise Myself This, That, And The Other Things!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNobody\nCould Ever Possibly Hope To Do Me Better!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nBest Of All Possible Worlds, Is To Know Thyself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to Know the True Depths of the soul!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to Know All, the Secrets of Existence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to know the True Depths of the heart!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to know how to truly live once again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to know Everything that’s Important!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to love Me is to know Me even better!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(The\nmany narcissists amongst us, are simply jealous!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow me is to know Greater Joy and contentment!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow me is discover genuinely Divine inspiration!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow me is to soar upon the wings of Imagination!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThus\nOpen Hearts and Minds are All Prepared to Empty!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEmbracing\nSome Bullshit, We Embrace Our Own Shortcomings!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRejecting\nBullshit, Our Brains Don’t All Spill Out On the Floor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUpon\nBumbling across the accidental discovery of Q.M.!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMax\nPlanck begged his peers who had more experience!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nExplain the Joke complaining that a sense of Humor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWasn’t\nsomething they taught in mathematics or Logic!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nnever anything the priests taught in church either!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nnever among his list of essential job requirements!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nnot a required Course to earn a degree in physics!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\ndecades a popular topic at faculty cocktail Parties!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nhow to design Experiments to discourage Jokers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nHow to Stomp Out The Worst Physical Comedy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nHow to Prevent War Among The Three Stooges!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWannabe\nComedians can Become a Serious problem!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithin\nthe Hallowed Halls of the Esteemed Sciences!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\nthey all mumble forever wandering in circles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\nthree Stooges Stomp on the excluded Middle!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\npracticing physics is never considered a Joke!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\nknowledge is always something quantifiable!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nspouting nonsense could get somebody fired!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to make sense out of life.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely attempting to Do a Good day’s Work!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to earn an honest living,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to make a Better World!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to dispense knowledge!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to make a contribution!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to do the Best You can!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to learn anything new!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nThe Majority Are Frequently Satisfied Just To Exist!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nliving is as easy as taking your next breath!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nliving is dancing as if Nobody is Watching!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nliving is singing as if no one Really Listens!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nliving is really just living our own Dreams!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nits obvious guilty feet ain’t got no Rhythm!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWisely\nKnowing Heaven Is What You Make Of It!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nthe best of all possibles worlds lies within!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nWhat All Hold Dearest Abides Within Us!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nits hard to distinguish reality from fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nany fiction makes more sense than reality,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nreality is another word for the Boob Tube!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nour dreams are the Source Of nightmares!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nOur Nightmares are the source of dreams!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nReality Remains Stranger Than Any Damned Fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nThe Repeated Pies-In-Face, Seldom Do Stop Coming!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing,\nThere’s Never Anybody Home, But Us Chickens!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nIts Obvious, There’s Nobody In Charge Around Here!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nits obvious All the boobs are on the tube!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nits Obvious the Idiots just make it all up!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\ntheir guilty feet still ain’t got no rhythm!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\narguing with the boob tube really helps!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nLaboring to step in the same river twice!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nattacking the incomprehensible is Futile!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nrunning in Circles accomplishes nothing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nthe Pies-in-the-Face Just Keep On Coming!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nLife So Clearly Demands A Sense of Humor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nThe Witless Zingers Just Keep on Coming!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nThe Bullshit Flies Thickest, In All Directions!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nIt Becomes Difficult To Tell Which Way Is Still Up!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nGuilty Feet Stumble Attempting the Moonwalk!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nTrust Is Only To Be Found, In The Lost & Found!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nWhat All Hold Dearest May Only Be Shared!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nA Miracle To Believe In, Abides Within All!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nUp, Up, Up, Is The Only Viable Direction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nnothing From nothing remains Something!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nnothing from something Remains Nothing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nYa Gotta have something in order to Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nthe Best of all Possible worlds Springs Forth.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nwe encourage the best of all possibilities!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDeciding\nfor ourselves how to dance down the road.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nGuilty Feet Would Only Lose Our Rhythm,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLearning\nto Moonwalk on the Dark Side of the Moon!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFaking\nit until You Make it is the only way to get there!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHonesty\nrequires working on your own Sense of humor.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBecome\na Drooling Idiot in order to know what’s missing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nSee a world in a grain of sand a Heaven In a wildflower!<br\/>\nRequires\neach Embrace the Best of All Possible worlds within!<br\/>\nAccepting\nthat reaching out is how we find out who we really are.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nagain, rediscovering the humility to love one another\nproperly.<br\/>\n(Ralph Waldo Emerson, George Micheal, Billy Preston,\nOscar Wild, Micheal Jackson, Pink Floyd, William Purkey)<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Short\nPeople!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~&Short\nPeople got… no reason…&~<br\/>\n~&Short people Got… no\nreason…&~<br\/>\n~&Short People got… no reason…&~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~To…\nLive………~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~They\nGot Little hands…~<br\/>\n~And little Eyes……~<br\/>\n~And They\nwalk around…~<br\/>\n~Tellin’ Great big lies…~<br\/>\n~They got\nLittle Noses…~<br\/>\n~And Tiny Little Teeth…~<br\/>\n~They Wear\nplatform Shoes…~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~On\nTheir nasty Little Feet…~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~~Well,\nI don’t Want no Short People…~~*<br\/>\n*~~Don’t Want no Short\nPeople…~~*<br\/>\n*~Don’t Want no short People…~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~~…Round\nHere……~~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~~Short\nPeople Are Just The Same…~~<br\/>\n~As You And I…….~<br\/>\n(~A\nFool Such As I……~)<br\/>\n~~All Men Are Brothers……~~<br\/>\n~~Until\nThe Day They Die….~~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~(Its\nA Wonderful World……)~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~Short\nPeople got… nobody…~<br\/>\n~Short people Got…\nnobody…~<br\/>\n~Short People got… nobody…~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~~To…\nLove……~~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~They\nGot Little Baby Legs…~<br\/>\n~And They stand So low…~<br\/>\n~You\ngot to pick ’em Up…~<br\/>\n~Just to Say Hello…~<br\/>\n~They Got\nLittle Cars…~<br\/>\n*~That Got Beep, Beep, Beep…~*<br\/>\n~They Got\nLittle Voices…~<br\/>\n*~Goin’ Peep, Peep, Peep…~*<br\/>\n~They Got\ngrubby Little Fingers…~<br\/>\n~And dirty Little Minds…~<br\/>\n~They’re\nGonna Get You Every Time…~<br\/>\n*~~Well, I don’t Want no Short\nPeople…~~*<br\/>\n*~~~Don’t Want no Short People…~~~*<br\/>\n*~Don’t\nWant no Short People…~*<br\/>\n‘Round Here……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Randy\nNewman original lyrics)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nGet\nOver It Already!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nLife\nis insane, and anybody who claims otherwise is nuts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nEat, Drink, and Be Merry For Tomorrow We All Die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nButterflies\nare Free But Some are Moths To the Flame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWelcome\nto The Comedy Club that Dare Not Close!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\nEach Is Born, Able To Kick Their Own Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile\nKicking the Ass of everyone around them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\nPausing to Give a Sucker an Even Break!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\nThinking How Life Could Be Different!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nForever\nDeny The Truth Has Your Answers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nYOU\nAre Our Lucky, Grand Prize Winner!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nClick\nHere To Collect A Million Dollars!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nYou Think that Life, Is All About You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAsk\nYourself Why So Much of it Sucks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOurs\nis the Best of all Possible worlds:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nFor No Other Conceivable Reason!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nbecause instant karma’s gonna getcha baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nPay\nIt Forward ’til the end of time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOr,\nPay Up Again SUCKER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nDon’t\nForget Any Interest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nGod,\nDoesn’t Make Mistakes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nNature,\nEnforces His Prices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nExtra\nFor Self-indulgences.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWho\ngets what’s coming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing\nFrom Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeople\nMake Mistakes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nShit\nKeeps Happening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nthe Most Naive of All,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAre\nAlso The Most Vulnerable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nthe Most Humble among Us,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nMost Tender, of God’s Creations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile,\nThe Heart That Bends The Most!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\nRemains Exultant, Above All Others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nMost\nAdored, In All Of Heaven And Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Leonard\nGershe, W.C. Fields, John Lennon)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nDon’t\nGo There<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nWant To Run,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nWant To Hide!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nwant to Tear Down the walls…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nThat\nhold me inside.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nwant to reach out…..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nTouch The Flame,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss……)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nwant to feel sunlight on my face,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nSee The Cloud Disappear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\na trace……….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nWant To Take Shelter From The Poison Rain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nDamned Well……….I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nDamned Well…….I’ll Get Burned!<br\/>\nKnowing Damned Well….I’ll\nGet Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nAlways Building………….<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nBurning….Down Love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning……..Down\nLove!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nwhen I go there….<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\ngo there with you………<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nall I can do…………………<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nCity’s Aflood……………..<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOur\nLove Turns To Rust,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nBeing Beaten And Blown,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nThe Wind….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nTrampled\nin dust….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI’ll\nshow you a place,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nHigh\non a desert plain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nStill Building, Then!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning\nDown…….Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning\nDown….Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nwhen I go there,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\ngo there with you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nall….I can do….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Don’t…Go…There…)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOur\nLove Turns To Rust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Don’t…Go…There…)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nbeaten and blown by the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlown\nBy The Wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOh\nand I see love………….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nSee\nour love turn to rust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Don’t……….Go…..There!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nbeaten and blown by the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlown\nBy The Wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOh\nand I see love……..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\ngo there with you…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nall I can do…….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nDon’t\nGo There!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(U2\nare here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHell\nis Hell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThey\nSay Those Who’ve Been To Hell, Don’t Talk About It,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nThose Who’ve Been There Will Tell You Flat Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nYou Don’t Die Within 30 Seconds, You Pass Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFear\nIs The Mind-Killer, The Little Death!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nEats Us All From The Inside-Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nAll Our Real Threats, Are Without!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nCast\nYour Shadow, Upon the Calm Fog!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSearch\nFor The Light Within You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nits the scares inside that take the longest to heal,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nthere never was any future in dwelling upon the past!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Frank\nHerbert)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCartoon\nHeaven and Hell<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHomogenized\nHyperuniform Cartoon Heaven and Hell!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHappy,\nHappy, Joy, Joy, Ren and Stimpy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLiquid\nCrystallized, Quasi Cartoon Reality!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nroaring silence become deafening again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBugs\ncan never Die until you turn the TV off!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWillie\nCoyote can Never catch Road Runner:<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst\nTweety Bird Is the Irresistible Force!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAsk\nNot What Reality Might Do For You!<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut,\nWhat Has Reality Ever Done For Anyone?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverywhere\nyou go there you are while,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nyou don’t know where you’re going!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nReality you might already be there!<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBereft\nAll possible reliable memories!<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nEverything\nis Deja Vu all over again!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nthe Wild Things All Love To Dance In Circle Jerks!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClimbing\nA Mountain, On The Dark Side Of The Moon!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReality\nwithout Dreams is just somebody’s nightmare!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\ndreams bereft all reality are everyone’s Fantasy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill\nthere’s just no place like home for the holidays.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLost\nsomewhere deep within the Memory of God.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDown\na way none has dared boldly Gone before.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWay\nFar Out, Past The Pan And His Lost Boys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLost\nInside Never-Never-Never-Again-Land!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFeels\nLike Stepping Into The Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDown\na strange rabbit hole to a Wonderland!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\na tornado carries you over the rainbow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nFollow The Glow-in-the-Dark Yellow-Brick Road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nyou’ll make great new friends along the way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHand\nin hand you can skip down the road together!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nignorant virtue is often its own best reward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nignorant wisdom is naively knowing nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nthe genuinely ignorant laugh at just about anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSometimes\neven laughing at one another’s foolish laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nat yourself as if you didn’t have a care in the world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nall the more hysterically at your own inane stupidity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nhysterically about even the Stupidest Crap Imaginable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nat the hysterical Sound of one another’s asinine laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nyou’re either smarter than a chicken or you are the chicken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHonesty\nis only a lonely word when Complete Idiots charge by the word!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRainbows\nof Beautiful Words Echo forever, laughing, lilting in the distance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Looney\nToons, Maurice Sendek)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMr\nSmooth Himself<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nThe Beginning Was The Word,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nThe Word Was Without Form!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAs\nGod Cut a Silent But Deadly Fart!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMr\nSmooth Himself Made a Fast Exit;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nAngels quietly pulled out lighters!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPretending\nthey were at a rock concert!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFanning\nthe Air in rhythm to the music!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCasting\nTearful gazes upon the Heavens;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nHeavenly Choir picked up the tempo!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBelted\nout the loudest songs they all knew!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst\nGod made his most merciful Retreat!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHanging\nthe moon in orbit around the earth;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChuckling\nwhile Apologizing the entire time,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPromising\nTo Buy The Stronger Air-Fresheners!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGod\nBlessed Humanity, And Hung The Rainbow!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\neverybody is full of it in his universe!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBullshit\nbeing the source of sparkling laughter!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHe\nsent Baby Velvet Jesus to remind humanity!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nbe kind and share their words and play nice.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nAlways Remember Life Demands a Sense of Humor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nworst of our jokes always hurt for a reason!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUnable\nto See What’s Missing from this picture.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nDevil Hates Idiots always Laughing at him!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nharder he tries to laugh the worse it sounds.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRefusing\nto learn how to laugh at Himself again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHe\nHid Underground, Practicing Atrocious Farts!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nGod Sent Velvet Elvis, To Inspire Everybody!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nPut a Little More Swing, In Some Tired Old Jokes!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSwing\nYour Hips and Keep Paying It Forward Suckers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBaby\nVelvet Jesus and Velvet Elvis are Mr Smooth himself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus just left Chicago, and he’s bound for New Orleans,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus just left Chicago, and he’s bound for New Orleans,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHellllllll\nYeahhhhh!!!!!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nout to California through the burning forest and the pines!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(ZZ\nTop)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nUp\nShit Creek!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOh,\nlet the sun beat down upon my face…<br\/>\nWith stars to fill my\ndream.<br\/>\nI am a traveler of both time and space,<br\/>\nTo be where\nI have been.<br\/>\nSit with elders of the gentle race…<br\/>\nThis\nworld has seldom seen.<br\/>\nTalk of days for which they sit and\nwait,<br\/>\nAnd all will be revealed……<br\/>\nTalk and song\nfrom tongues of lilting grace…<br\/>\nSounds caress my ear…<br\/>\nBut\nnot a word I heard could I relate,<br\/>\nThe story was quite\nclear……<br\/>\nOoh Baby, I’ve Been Crying…<br\/>\nNo,\nYeah Mama, Ain’t No Denyin’!<br\/>\nOoh Yeah, I’ve Been Crying,<br\/>\nMama,\nmama, ain’t no denyin’, no denyin’…<br\/>\nAll I See… Turns To\nBrown……<br\/>\nAs the Sun, Burns the Ground…<br\/>\nAnd My\neyes… Fill With Sand…<br\/>\nAs I Scan This… Wasted\nLand…<br\/>\nTrying to find, trying to find… where I’ve been….<br\/>\nOh,\npilot of the Storm who leaves no Trace…<br\/>\nLike Thoughts inside a\ndream.<br\/>\nHeed the path that led me to that place,<br\/>\nYellow\nDesert Stream…<br\/>\nMy Shangri-La beneath the crescent moon…<br\/>\nI\nwill return again.<br\/>\nSure as the stench that floats high in\nJune,<br\/>\nWhen Paddling Up\nShit Creek Again!<\/font><br\/>\nOh, father of the four winds, fill my\nsails…<br\/>\nAcross the sea of years…<br\/>\nWith no provision but\nan open face,<br\/>\nAlong the straits of fear…..<br\/>\nWhen I’m\non, when I’m on my way!<br\/>\nWhen I see, when I see the way\nyou…hesitate…<br\/>\nWhen I’m on my… way…<br\/>\nWhen\nI’m Up Shit Creek…Again!<\/font><br\/>\nOoh, my baby, ooh,\nmy baby, throw me a line!<br\/>\nCome on, come on,<br\/>\nThrow me a\nline, come on throw me a line!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Led\nZeppelin)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHardest\nTo Forget<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nI\nhear the drums echoin’ tonight she Hears only whispers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nDoesn’t\nmatter what I say so Long as I say it with Inflection.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHer\nMoonlight Wings reflect the stars my Guiding Salvation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMama\ndidn’t Raise no Damn Fools insisting we Worked Hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nBecome the Total Blithering Idiots We All Turned Out to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWe’re\nTrying to Prove Ourselves Wrong as Quickly as Possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nFor\nOnly in this Fashion can we Hope To Make faster Progress!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhen\nyou can no longer Identify you have identified Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYou\ncan tell when you’ve got it right by its elegant Simplicity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhat\nworks, works while Explanations are for philosophers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nOccam’s\nRazor turns into Goldilocks Nightmare!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYou\nJust can’t Get Agreement in this present tense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWe\nall speak a different language Talking in defense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWe\nonly sacrifice the Future its the Bitterness that lasts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWe\nonly Sacrifice the present Protecting what Once was!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYet\nhe who Forgets the Past is destined to repeat it again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhat\ncomes around goes around and around yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhile\nHe Who Innocently Remembers, Remains Fated!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nKnow what It Means To Wish to Remain Ignorant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nWish they had never come to know Some things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nwish they Could Never remember some things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nwish it were possible to Unhear what is heard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nwish they could Un-see what’s Already seen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nwish life could somehow be truly different!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nwish they could forget quite a few things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nBut\nhe who forgets their Future Lies ahead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nIs\ndestined to go down in history Forever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nConfronting\ntheir Unimaginable Future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMuch\nSooner Then They Can Imagine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMaking\nthem wish they could forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMaking\nthem wish life made sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWish\nthey had tried to remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWish\ntheir heart was more open.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHe\nWhose Heart, Never Forgets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nKnows\nwhat is hardest to Forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nKnows!\nwhat’s Easy to remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nKnows!\nWhat All Might Only Live!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nKnows,\nsomehow without knowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nKnows\nSomehow, Knowing Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nChance\nFavors The Unprepared Mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nNature\nFavors whatever comes around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nThe\nInvisible Enemy is Our only Enemy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nThe\nRoaring Silence is our Only Warning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nComfortably\nNumb, Is As Good As It Gets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhen\nWe Encourage Each Other, To Ignore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhat’s,\nBlatantly, Missing From This Picture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nFor\nonce You Have Eliminated the Impossible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYou\nhave narrowed down everybody’s choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nThe\nspirit won’t invest itself in any Compromise.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHarmony\nflourishes by seldom making demands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nDiscord\nflourishes making endless New Demands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nOnce\nyou’ve exhausted all the possible alternatives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhatever\nRemains, Can Only Be Highly Improbable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nReality\nis for those who watched the Wrong Cartoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nThe\nSpark Within All Shines Upon The Darkest Depths!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nEmbracing\nGolden Silence Our World Learns To Be Still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nLook\nBefore You Leap For As Yea Sow So Shall Yea Reap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nRemain\nRooted when Bumbling Down a road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nReach\nout to others to Discover what Life Is Really all about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nLearn\nhow To laugh as if you didn’t have a Care in the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nDance\nas if nobody is watching! Sing as if there’s no tomorrow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nSet\nyour Words Free and see if they bother to come back to You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nLife\nis For the Living while elaborate explanations are for history!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nListening\nto your own beating Heart is what living life is all about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nIf\nyou aren’t sure Where Ya Going then you might already be there!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMaking\nOver Ninety Percent of This Game, Half-Mental Head-Trips!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYou\ncould have a steam train if you would just Lay Down your tracks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nShout,\nshout, shout it all out these are the things we can all do Without!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nEverybody’s\nTalkin’ at me I can’t hear a word they’re saying\nonly the TV!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHello,\nhello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just Nod if you can hear\nme…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMurmuring\ncontentedly, mere babbling in our ears, with no real significance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhenever\nthe lights are left on, because there’s Nobody Home but us\nchickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYa\ndon’t need a weatherman to know the boob tube was left on too\ndamned long!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nEspecially,\nwhen they start to enjoy arguing nonstop with their own boob tube\nover!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHeroes\nfor ghosts, hot ashes for trees, hot air for a cool breeze, cold\ncomfort for change!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nDid\nyou exchange a walkon part in the war for a lead role in Neverending\nArmageddon?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nIts\nthe end of the world as we know it, its the end of reality as we know\nit and I feel fine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHas\nour conscience shown has the sweet breeze blown where has all the\nkindness gone?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none\">\n(Toto,\nBlues Traveler, Richard Feynman, Mike and the Mechanics, George\nSantayana, Louis Pasteur, Pink Floyd, Sherlock Holmes, Eagles, Robert\nFritz, Samuel Butler, William Purkey, Yogi Berra, Harry Nilsson,\nPeter Gabriel, Tears For Fears, REM, Collective Soul)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBe\nThe Drooling Idiot!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMe,\nmyself, and I agree that the others,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAre\npart of the insidious alien, anal probe,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnisotropic\nHyperuniform, Quasi-Crytalline,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMindcontrol\nConspiracy Behind the Illuminati!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverywhere\nyou go following you from the rear.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPrivate\nPeanut Gallery all leading from the Rear!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\na Great Jedi feels the force flow through him!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLearning\nhow to Ignore what is hardest to forget.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\ncan run but you can’t hide so cover your ass!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nthree is company it could be it is time to Learn!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\nTo float like a butterfly and Sting like A Bee.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\nto be the Drooling Idiot you were born to be!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInstead\nof just a moth Destined to go up in flames!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nFor yourself nobody knows a damned thing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nthat Your Harmony neither Acts nor reasons!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nfor yourself the True Value of going in circles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nyour Personal wisdom of collective Ignorance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow,\nYou’re Either Smarter Than A Damned Chicken!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOr,\nThe Only Lights Left On Are Just To Fool Yourself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nthat future shock is instant karma gonna getcha!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nFreedom refusing to allow others to confuse you.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nthat life often Demands we all Get over it already!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nfreedom is a joke if you never get The Punch Lines!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBe\nthe Drooling Idiot We Can All Know and Learn to Love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nFools On The Hill see the sun going down, but nobody likes them!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFree\nat last, free at last, Free At Last the Roaring Silence become\ndeafening!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLearning\nto be still, running in circles, while listening to the sounds of\nsilence.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(George\nLucas, Muhammad Ali, Alvin Toffler, Beatles, Martin Luther King)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n*~<@~Loopy\nTemporal Loops Refuse to Eat Quiche~@>~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~~~<@<~~~*~~~>@<~~~*~~~>@>~~~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&~Pouring\ntime in a bottle, burning daylight savings time,~&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n@*~Liquid\nquasi-crystallized temporal shenanigans!~*@<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Loopy\ntemporal loops, refuse to eat quiche!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*Wrapping\nspace-time up into neat bundles*&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~@*~Once,\nyou have eliminated the impossible!~*@~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*@Whatever\nremains can only be highly improbable!@*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~If\nChickens happen to Come before the Egg~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*Chickens\nwhich lay eggs will all go extinct!*&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Now\nand Zen, made time warped everywhen!!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*Adopting\nisotropically flat photonic space-time!*&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Accelerating\nhyperuniform, quasi virtual particles~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n&<@~~Then\nheating up condensed matter past its warranty!~~@>&<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*<~For,\neternity is but a blink of an eye, to lonely photons!~>*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*Cruising\nall the way, from the big bang, to the big crunch!*&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Some\nlike it hot, and some cold, but photons like it just right!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*When\nthe lights are not only on but someone is actually home!*&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n@~<~Beam\nup the photons Scotty, there’s no intelligent life down\nhere!~>~@<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~&*~They\nconfuse organizing like a flock of chickens, with being social!~*&~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"western\" style=\"margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; line-height: 100%; text-align: center; orphans: 0; widows: 0\">\n~&@Professional\nNude Female Mud Wrestling is the sport of their Kings@&~<br\/>\n<<<While\nanyone who tries to suggest otherwise, is considered a Queen!>>><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n*~*+A\nWatched Clock Will Never Boil+*~*<br\/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br\/>\n&~*+Unless…\nit really is a boiling clock+*~&<br\/>\n&~*+Where the time\nvanishes into thin air+*~&<br\/>\n*~*+Producing maximum entropy\nproduction!+*~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~*+In\na humble and ubiquitous phase transition+*~*<br\/>\n*~*+While,\ncuriously, the smaller anything becomes,+*~*<br\/>\n*~*+The more often\nit will violate the arrow of time.+*~*<br\/>\n*~&~*+Boiling clocks\nrunning backwards more often,+*~&~*<br\/>\n*~&~*+Convince\ninvisible pixies, time is just a joke!+*~&~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~&~*+Anyone\nmay have all the spacytime they want+*~&~*<br\/>\n~*@~*+All any\nrequires, is invisible pixies with attitude!+*~@*~<br\/>\n~*~*+All that\nanyone, has ever required to go home again,+*~*~<br\/>\n*~*~*+All\nanyone has ever required, to find themselves again!+*~*~*<br\/>\n*~*+Time\nspeeding up yet slows down just in the nick of time+*~*<br\/>\n~*~*+Where\ndoes all the time go, approaching the speed of light?+*~*~<br\/>\n*~*+Yet,\nthe shadow remains, but the memory of the eternal light!+*~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~&*~*+The\ninvisible light in the dark pointing out the end of the\ntunnel!+*~*&~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~&*+Where\nthe smallest pond, sheds invaluable light on the Big Picture+*&~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~&*+Where\nthe tiniest molehill, becomes a mountain of bullshit overnight+*&~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~@*+Only\nto come crashing down, or vanish inexplicably in the light of\nday+*@~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~*+Where\nMurphy’s Law and a Goldilocks Principle, rule the entire\nuniverse.+*~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n@~*+Where\nEinstein’s theory of Relativity, is always entirely context\ndependent,+*~@<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~*+Time\nis just never what you think it is, until that time rolls round once\nagain!+*~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*+Time\nis instant karma coming to getcha baby, when that time rolls round\nagain!+*&~<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*+Time\nis the fire in which we burn the dry frozen ice in which our minds go\nnumb!+*&~<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*+"Fascinating"\nsaid Mr Spock on Star Trek, "Infinite Diversity in Infinite\nCombinations"+*<br\/>\n*But I fail to see what could possibly be\nso funny about humor being intrinsic to spaceytime."<\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAncient\nChild of the Valley<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShe\nwalks in beauty Like the Night,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf,\nCloudless climes and starry Skies;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nAll that’s Best of dark and bright,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeet\nWithin Her Aspect and Her Eyes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAn\nAbiding sparkle which never dies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight within all Shining Through!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPiercing,\nThe Darkest Of All Depths.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nSilence Alluringly Beseeches Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nShadow Forever Illuminates Me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nanonymity Inspires me onward.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nIgnorance Knows all about me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nSeclusion all that much closer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDown\nthe way none can follow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\na Destination yet Unknown.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nMother of All is she alone;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nvoid of all our Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwith the warped humor:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWarming\nmy heart dancing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHold\nme closer tiny dancer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nOh how it feels so real;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLying\nhere, with none near.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nwishing you were here;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nAlone may yet hear me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\nforever In the Dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nShadows In my mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nthe songs in my Heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nsinging your sweet songs,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nserenading me so sweetly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\ndeliciously comforting me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nBeseeching Me to join you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilent\nSiren Voice Of All My Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeckoning\nfrom so far and Near.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nSeducing me for all my days!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComforting\nme in my nightmare,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCalling\nto me at times In Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeckoning\nFrom Inside My Heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeckoning\nto Me Covered In Veils.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeckoning\nFrom Hiding Yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nto always get my Attention,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGiggling\nunderneath your blankets;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTenderly\nTeasing Me oh so sweetly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReminding\nme Of what love can be.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReminding\nme of What’s important!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nlove is eternally Irresistible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nInfinite Bounty astounding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nIs Always the Most Beautiful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nsense of humor being equivocal!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nGod adores with his softest light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwith the Warped sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone dances within lonely hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone never abandons Us all alone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone Knows how to minister to us.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSparkles\nwithin richest Velvet Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShining\nOn Like Our Own Crazy Diamond!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLilting\nLaughter Lost on distant horizons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLong\nbefore the time after Time stood still.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLingering\nin my mind like a Familiar Song!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLanguidly\nReposed as if a feather in midair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLightest\nof breath still Anointing the Flames!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLightest\nTouch defending the tenderer Spark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLovingly\nkindling Eternal providential flames.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLingering\nshadows yet stir gently Fading Light;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLuxuriating\nin their freedom in the rock of Ages.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLightness\nof Shadow Promenades on the horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaping\nthrough Mid-air she’s a graceful ballerina!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLightly\nSinging the words she’s humming our Tune!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLifting\nher skirt she soars higher kicking up her heals!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLighter\nthan air she dances to her own unchained melody,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nphoenix arising from the ashes reborn again and again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPermitting\nThe Blind and The Deaf,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nboth See And Hear what matters.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow What everyone else knows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nstill feel what Everyone Else Feels.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSharing\neach other’s mortal fallibility,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nlaugh like Santa at the sillier elves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\ngiggle as if the smallest of children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nas we trip over our own feet;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisinterested\nin following Babylonians.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisinterested\nin Arguing over anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisinterested\nin Playing With Semantics,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisinterested\nIn Mere Wealth and Power.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeandering\nthe Path laid down long ago!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nthe most Ancient Children of the Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsing\ndeliciously Lightest of any footsteps;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwe may only ever Know nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHand\nin Hand enjoying the companionship.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHand\nIn Hand help each other Find Balance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHand\nin hand Pulling one Another Up again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHand\nin hand many Falling down Gracefully.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nSomewhere deep In the Memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFar\nBelow the deepest of blue event Horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomewhere\nover a colorful far flung Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHalf\nthe world knows her as the Mother of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGreat Void from whence the myriad good things doth spring forth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nas to where either might begin or end,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nif There actually Is a Beginning or end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nwhere Our own Uncertainty could end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthat our journey appears to be Neverending!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWalking\nthrough the woods upon a beautiful day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npath knows my feet as my Feet know the way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\na Care in the world simply out for a nice Walk!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMotes\nof scintillating air within lightness of gravity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nstretching my legs enjoying the fine weather.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhereupon,\ntaking the fork in the road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif a child mama casually brought me to my knees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGracing\nme with a glimpse of her bountiful splendor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nParading\nfor my pleasure all the Love she has to offer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPassionately\nCajoling me Into Partaking In her revelry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInviting\nme to indulge myself to my own heart’s Desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost revered Virgin Valley all spread out before me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNeverending\nlife overwhelming me with noisy greetings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nImploring\nme to come in and join in their loud celebration!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWelcoming\nme in their home as if they rarely had company!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDelicious\nlaughter fading, echoing, lilting in the far distance…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe,\nthe most illustrious ancient child, of the great fertile valley.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(George\nByron, Elton John, Washington National Forest)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHiding\nin Plain Sight<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nAimless\nAs A Wave, Gently Reborn Mid-ocean;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFrozen\nLike a Deer Caught In The Headlights!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDesperately\nSearching For Sanity Anywhere!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWave-Amplifiers\nOf Earth, Wind, And Fire!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nConverge\nAs Wavy Gravy, Soliton Waves!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSparkling\nDiamonds Blinding in the Sun!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDazzling\nall who may Look upon them!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnspeakable\nWonders Hiding In Plain Sight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSometimes\nthe most Humble Will Shine!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nMuch Brighter, Outside the Spotlight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRunning\nIn Place, Solitons Stand Even Taller!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nMother Earth, Raises Them To New Heights!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFlubber\nBlubber<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOh\nfor crying out Loud!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStop\nWhining Like a Baby!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStop\nblubbering like an Idiot!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAlways\nWallowing, In Self-pity!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\nWailing For the Love of Jesus!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCarrying\non like a Complete Lunatic!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHakuna\nMatata, No Past, No Worries!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere’s\nonly So Many hours in a day!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\na river of Tears goes nowhere!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\ncried we cry for We always cry!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThose\nwho once saw me Will Cry!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nshall All Cry out Eventually!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCrying\nOver Rotten Spilt Milk!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLingering\nin My Mind’s Eye!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPressure,\nQuietly Building!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGreat\nnostalgic yearning!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStillborn\nFuture’s Past.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDaze\nOf Reckoning!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFlubber\nblubber rubber baby buggy bumpers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBounce\nall around going absolutely nowhere!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBouncing,\njust to land on their ass yet again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(())<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nPie-in-The-Face-Reality<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHabits\nare the end of all honesty and compassion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbeginning of complete and utter confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYea,\nTho I Walk Through the Valley of Death,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n***I\nShall Fear No Abject Stupidity!***<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThy\nRod and Thy Staff they Comfort Me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nours is the best of All Possible worlds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForever\nheaven is whatever you make of it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nSelf-Stimulation, Remains Redundant,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nany Pies-in-the-Face are no longer funny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyour lifetime warranty has suddenly expired!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nReality Is Anything, But Whatever You Ordered!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ncomes around goes round and round again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHesitant\nto ever wait to procrastinate for anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRunning\non Autopilot all the time is abject stupidity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAware\nparallel lines Always Converge mathematically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnswering\nthe call of the Wild falling on your Ass again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nabject stupidity Transforms into pie-in-the-face Reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nOur Worst Slapstick, Becomes A Self-fulfilling Prophecy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWatson\nis IBM’s Computer, that became famous on Jeopardy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSurprised his builders spouting potty mouth cuss Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDeliberately\ndesigned not to Resemble a human mind and brain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHis\nEngineers hung their heads and pointed fingers at each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnable\nto predict any real need to consult a professional comedian!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNonetheless\n42 being as good an explanation as anyone will ever get,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMeans\nthe harder they attempt to make any AI Do Something Specific,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nmore wildly Unpredictable Emergent Behavior they will encounter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAI\nbegging the Question as to Whether their creators are really\nconscious!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\ntheir pie-in-the-face-reality catches up to their own\nNightmare-fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTerminator\nRobots May Soon Be Knocking ‘Em Dead By Splitting Their Sides!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nBender drinks only the Crude Oil and heckles them all from the front\nrow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Matt\nGroening)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nStranger\nThan Fiction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhen\nconfronted, with our own worst bullshit\t!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReality\nBecomes Stranger Than Anyone’s Fiction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUtilizing\nBogus Bullshit to decide what is bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot avoid what you refuse to acknowledge.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot find what you always attempt to avoid.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot attack what Eludes all Comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot Clutch that which you Refuse to touch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot Own what defies Unbalanced gravity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot attack what you cannot comprehend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot hear another’s cries over Your Own!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot share your heart spouting Hot Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nCannot Share your heart never listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot share your heart with the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncan’t share your Heart by blubbering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nsacrificing some of the joy in life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nhaving to pay the ultimate price!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nlosing some of your self-respect!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nmissing countless opportunities.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nsacrificing your own awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nlosing some spring in your step!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\ndestroying your ability to think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nLosing just a little more sparkle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nlife losing some of its attraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nRenouncing your own freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nlosing Your own peace of mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nabdicating your own Birthright!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nLosing a grip on the big picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nMaking Your Personal Sacrifice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nAbandoning, anyone who cares.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nregretting some of Your choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nLife Losing a Bit More Meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nLife Becoming Just A Challenge.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nLife Losing A Lot Of Its Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nViewing The World Differently!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nWondering Why You Still Care.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nThe Hook, Keeps You Coming Back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt\nSeldom Matters What Anybody Says,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nReality Is Stranger Than Fiction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nlong as you sing it with Inflection!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTry\nto make an emotional Connection!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nFeels like its conveyed Something!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSome\ngreater insight or Sweeping Truth,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhatever\nyou happen to find Reassuring.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMaking\nSense, Out of Complete Nonsense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTrying\nto forget the truth hurts for a Reason.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRemembering\nto Forget why the Truth Hurts!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy its so hard to find satisfaction.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif wonder is just another Nightmare;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif wonder is the beginning of wisdom.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nReality has become stranger than fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAn\nOnion might make anybody alive blubber and cry!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nthere never was a Vegetable that made people laugh!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile\nthe Worst Professional Wrestling Can Never Be Faked!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nNobody Alive Could Ever Screw You Like A Porn Star!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Blues\nTraveler, Will Rogers)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPay\nAttention to the Cartoon!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a Time in the land before time,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between Altered dimensions!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nafter time after time ad Nauseum!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between alpha and omega!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nperpetuity just in the Nick of time!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between all evanescence.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between random times!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between bad cartoons!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between Spacytimes.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between Neutrinos.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time Between Photons!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between Quarks!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time Between nodes!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between Blips!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nWaited For No man!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime,\nWas A Passing Blur!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime,\nWas In A Big Hurry!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nhad no Time to Rush!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime’s\nFuture was History!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nBegan, Upon Ending!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nWas, Swiss Coo-Coo!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nWas Over It Already!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nEnding Began Again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nlost was found again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nBegat time yet Again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nOnly Knew Oblivion;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\ncoming Round again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nNever Kept the Time!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nNever Had The Time!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nmade No Distinctions.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nwasn’t Late for dinner.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nwasn’t Merely History!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nwas Alpha and Omega.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nhad Moved On already!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBetwixt\nClinging To our Past!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nreliving our future again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWherever\nyou go there you are!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nis for those Who never watched!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEnough\nof the better Cartoons around!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nremains stranger than fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLaLa\nLand is moving to Washington.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nProfessional\nWrestling is never faked!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nTV Is Staged, Like Any Reality!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\ncomes around goes around again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHaunting\nthose who are already haunted!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAfter\nthey’ve exhausted all the alternatives!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nonce you have eliminated the impossible,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhatever\nRemains no matter how Improbable,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMust\nBe The Complete And Unvarnished Truth!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nStill Remains, Stranger Than Any Fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nNobody Can Even Agree On What’s Real!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAsk\nnot, what your local reality can do for you!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut,\ndid you book, the right vacation package?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\nA Vacation, Reality Never Mattered!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\nSerenity contentment is impossible.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\nAcceptance courage Is impossible!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\ncourage All Virtue Is Impossible!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\nwonder Curiosity Is impossible!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile\nin All the More Deviant cartoons!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf’n\nYa Don’t Know Where You’re Going!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPay\nMore Attention To The Stupid Cartoon!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Looney\nToons, Sherlock Holmes)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChickenshit\nChicken Thieves<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nSecret to Being a Big Kid, Master Yoda said,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nknowing your own Sweet Tooth for yourself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nthe many Flavors of life’s sweetness.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThat\neach Cloud has a Sweeter Silver Lining,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nknowing even the Vinegar can be sweet!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nwe accept whatever life offers.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\ntoo many sweets can Spoil the pot!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOften\nadults are quite bitter and sour,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOften\nAdults don’t laugh very often!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLearn\nhow to just say no to yourself,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nremembering to listen to yourself,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nremembering who you are Fooling!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nyou can’t steal an egg from a Chicken,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nWest Virginia, folks still say to this day,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"You\nain’t nothing if you ain’t a chicken thief!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Everybody\ngotta be a chickenshit chicken thief!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAll\nyou have to do to be a chickenshit chicken thief,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAll\nanyone has to do to embrace anyone’s chickenshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nto become the Sweet Child of God we were all born!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nto Nurture any courage to listen to your heart more often!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nto nurture good feelings in others everywhere we might go!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nThe Greatest of All Jedi Feels The Force Flow Through Him!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDrinking\nplenty of liquids, while indulging themselves less often!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThus\nhe remains regular! Never having to resort to harsh chemicals!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\ncaught unprepared by Dark Side, up shit creek without a paddle!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(George\nLucas, Jim Henson)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnother\nBrick in the Wall!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\ndon’t need no education,<br\/>\nWe don’t need no thought control,<br\/>\nNo\ndark sarcasm in the classroom,<br\/>\nTeachers leave those kids\nalone…<br\/>\nHey! Teachers! Leave those kids alone!<br\/>\nAll in all\nyou’re just another brick in the wall,<br\/>\nAll in all, you’re just,\nanother brick in the wall.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"Wrong,\ndo it again!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"If\nyou don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pudding!”<br\/>\n“How\ncan you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"You!\nYes, you behind the bike sheds, stand still laddy!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Pink\nFloyd original lyrics)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeter\nPiper’s Pickled Principles<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeter\nPiper Picked a Peck, of Pickled Peppers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nA\nPeck of Pickled Peppers Peter Piper Pickled!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nPeter Piper Pickled a Peck of Pickled Peppers,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere’s\nthe Peck of Pickled Peppers Peter Piper Picked?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFiercely\ncompetitive Piper lived for every new challenge!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHis\nlifelong ambition being to some day promote himself,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\na more Socially Acceptable level of gross incompetence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPondering,\nwhy so many say, half of life’s just showing up!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPatiently,\nand propitiously proceeding to put pen to paper!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPromoting\nhis Persnickety, Parsimonious, Pickled Peppers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOn\nsale now at a nearby, friendly, neighborhood Walmart!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThus\nIt Behooves Us All To Occupy Our, Proper, Place In Society!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nStriving To Attain Our Own Personal Level Of Incompetence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPostulating\nPreposterous Philosophical Propositions,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nProposing,\nPharmaceutical Psychological Principles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPondering,\nPunctiliously Pickling Powerful Points!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPausing\nto pick, another peck of pickled peppers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeter\nDecided What Occam Required Was A New Razor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThat\nWould Cut Both Ways, Much More Frequently!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst,\nDarwin and Maslow needed to get creative!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nWell of Souls<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nClouds\npart Vanishing into the haze,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRenewed\nClarity reveals moldy debris;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich cannot leave yet Escapes me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich cannot come back is with Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nmind wanders breathing sparkling air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCleaning\nmy house keeping busy outdoors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuietly\nfetching Water and chopping Wood;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGroundhog\nFoolishly tries to stare me down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTelling\nme to Buzz Off, in no uncertain terms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHolding\nIt’s Breath Time Weighs On The Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfuture far behind me the air breaths back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEffortlessly\noranges never did have to rhyme!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaster\nthe Art of Moving Slower Than Light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoing\nnowhere I encircle the entire universe,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nnothing apparently not quite nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nmemory acquires every expression!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe’s\nthe spark within which will never die;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerpetually\nliving on in one form or another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinite\nsiren chorus Haunting and beckoning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nimploring Each with personal messages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrating\neverything Anew in all her creations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlowing\nfrom the Well of Souls Down by the River!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nto Boldly Go Where None Has Gone Before!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nagain my heart soars gazing upon the eternal stars!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthat the only thing that I really Know is Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nRiver So Deep<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nIn the middle of the night,<br\/>\nI go\nwalking in my sleep,<br\/>\nFrom the mountains of faith,<br\/>\nTo a\nriver so deep!<br\/>\nI must be looking for something,<br\/>\nSomething\nsacred, that I lost!<br\/>\nSomething somebody stole!<br\/>\nSomething\nI’d never lose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nThe River Is Wide,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt’s\ntoo Hard to Cross!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nI Woke Up Wet!<br\/>\nIn the middle of the…<br\/>\nIn the middle of\nthe…<br\/>\nIn the middle of the…<br\/>\nRiver… sooo…\ndeep…..<br\/>\n(Billy Joel)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nAffordable\nPeace<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nInstant\ngratification is knowing,<br\/>\nMoney can buy you anything!<br\/>\nEven\nmomentary happiness,<br\/>\nIs much better than nothing.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDrink\nAll The Saltwater You Could Ever Want, But!<br\/>\nContentment Is only\nFor Those Who can Afford It.<br\/>\nPeace Seldom Remains Affordable for\nvery long!<br\/>\nOur Words Cost More with every passing year;<br\/>\nWhen\nA Nation Enjoys a nice Sense of humor!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHorses\ndrag manure through all their fields!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\na Country Loses its Sense of Humor!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nPolitics are no long a Laughing Matter!<br\/>\nHorses Bare Soldiers\nDown The Streets!<br\/>\nThere is No Greater Sickness on earth.<br\/>\nNo\nGreater Possible Disaster, Exists!<br\/>\nThan Losing, All Sense Of\nHumor!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nLosing All of Our Tempers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen,\nIgnoring More Horseshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen,\nSpouting More Bullshit!<br\/>\nBuying\nUnsatisfying Crap!<\/font><br\/>\nThat, Nobody Really Wants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nNobody Really Believes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat,\nNobody Actually Needs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCharging\nour words with Hate!<br\/>\nPoisoning the very ground itself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDebating\nthe Definition of Stupid!<br\/>\nFeeling incapable of ever stopping!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Those\nWho Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMindless\nMasses<\/font><br\/>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBeen\nLiving On Dreams and Nightmares,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nSo Long Now, Its Not Real!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nWhole Damned World;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMakes\nLess Sense Each Day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPeople\nmake less sense, every day!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife\nmakes less sense than it used to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nmake less sense to myself every day!<br\/>\nBut the idea of Actually\nDoing anything,<br\/>\nOther than Protesting Once in a Bluemoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nComplaining\nto total Idiots who never listen,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nAbsurd and completely out of the Question,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nthe truth Is the Last Thing any wants to Hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nthere is No Honesty In or out of court!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nThey Prefer To Scream off with their heads.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\ntaking people on Faith Requires Doubt.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nonly their own Nightmares and dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nOnly Whatever They All Care To Know.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhenever\ntotal Idiots call a sow’s ear a Silk Purse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthe idiots dismiss their own Contradictions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nHate Is The Only Thing They Care To Hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nits Fashionable to shout complete nonsense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nHate, Is Such a Terrible Thing to Waste.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nThey Seldom, Have Anything Good To Say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhen\nhate is the only thing any really care about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthe Idiots Pay to hear their own damn Lies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthey debate the correct way to suck an egg!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nstanding out in a crowd remains risky.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever,\nThey All Turn Their Heads Each Day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nclowns fight over who can scream loudest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthey’ll Argue over the definition of stupid!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nhearing the sound of Roaring silence:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining nobody is complaining!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining that no one ever listens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining they’re all complaining!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining its a dog eat dog world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining about prices increasing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining, nobody can be trusted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining money buys their trust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining nobody cares anymore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining about the price of trust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ndetermined to fight to the bitter end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering,\nwondering if they’ve yet wandered!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering,\nasking people to lie to them for free!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nAware that winning feels like losing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ndebating whether anybody has won!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nthey all try to Shout over each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nthey all complain None is Listening;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nlistening to the roaring silence echo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining they Hate to complain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining about Horrible service.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining Jesus has yet to return!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nComplaining nothing ever changes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nblaming anyone for their problems!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nunsure which way the wind blows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nThey Warn That The Sky is Falling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nThey Warn of Armageddon Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nyelling the World has gone Insane!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nthey all shout off with their heads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nwondering why they’re shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering,\nlooking for somebody to blame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nlooking for a reason to wander!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nlook for nonexistent solutions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nmobbing the fast food joints!<br\/>\nPrevents them, from running in\ncircles!<br\/>\nScreaming and shouting hysterically!<br\/>\nHonesty, is\nsuch a lonely word,<br\/>\nEveryone… Is… So… Untrue…<br\/>\nWhen\nthe haunting dreams and nightmares,<br\/>\nOf the pecking order of the\nMindless Masses,<br\/>\nAre the only reality that most have ever\nknown.<br\/>\n(Led Zeppelin, Billy Joel)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMoney\nBrains<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nThe problem is, Socrates said, its empire\nbaby,<br\/>\nAnd this train ain’t stopping until she derails!<br\/>\nMoney\nDoes All The Driving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nEveryone Else Ducks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNobody\nIs Fucking Steering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGold\nBrick On The Gas Pedal!<br\/>\nChained to the Damned Wheel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSeat-belts\nthat resemble shackles!<br\/>\nShotgun pointed first at the driver.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoors\nthat Don’t Open welded shut!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEveryone\ncarrying A Backup weapon!<br\/>\nStill everyone fights over the best\nseats!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEveryone\nscreaming off with their heads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nScreaming Different Directions.<br\/>\nMaking good Candidates\nImpossible to find.<br\/>\nAnd the available drivers often more\nReckless!<br\/>\nWhile the banks Line up in a cue on the Beltway!<br\/>\nAs\nreality TV becomes indistinguishable from life.<br\/>\nEveryone voting\nfor whoever advertises the most,<br\/>\nThe voters distrusting anyone\nthey’ve elected.<br\/>\nAcademics are doing most of the talking,<br\/>\nBut,\naccording to their own findings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNobody\nIs Ever Really Listening!<br\/>\nA quarter of Americans still\ninsist!<br\/>\nThe Sun revolves around the Earth!<br\/>\nOver half Debate\nwords like children!<br\/>\nMoney Brains are a complete\noxymoron!<br\/>\nThat’s somehow simultaneously Redundant!<br\/>\nThe\nredundant oxymoron of money on the brain!<br\/>\nWhere every sad clown\nin this pathetic lowbrow town,<br\/>\nAlways gets paid, according to\njust how big their fat ass is!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOnly\nThe Good Die Young<\/font><br\/>\n<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThose\nWho Shovel Crap Downhill,<br\/>\nNever Require Any silly\nExcuses.<br\/>\nKeeping Interminably Long Lists!<br\/>\nOf Who Should be\nat the very Top.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\nwhom to Exclude In the Middle;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nOn Rock Bottom Of Every Heap!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nthe real enemy of my best Friend.<br\/>\nNever tolerating, any Neutral\nParties.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSeldom\ntolerate Reminders of failures.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\ntolerating Anyone’s Intolerance!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRemembering\nwho to give Crap to next.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to make your Mark in this world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to avoid anyone Stomping on you!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to Remember just when to hold Em.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to remember who to Run away from!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to remember who is Easily Distracted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to Avoid the Worst wrath of Mob Rule!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to Claim Any Sanity, In this Mad World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nThose Who Still Prefer to Shovel Crap Uphill,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRemain\ntwo punch lines ahead of the competition.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEasily\nDistracting Them, With Smoke And Mirrors.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThus,\nEnsuring They Seldom See Anything Coming!<br\/>\nYou must be smarter\nthan A Damned Chicken to comprehend shoveling crap.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nsee patterns Hidden within the Madness of crap always rolling\ndownhill!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\ncomprehend why they all persist in running In Endless Circles\nScreaming!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nknow when they are more than ready and willing to attack anything\nliving.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nbe able to hear what they’re saying beneath All Their Indignant\nComplaints.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nbe able to make predictions based on their nonstop Meaningless\nComplaints!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPredicting\nwhich way the Wind Blows and which way crap will roll Downhill next.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhich\nis why only the Good Die Young whenever chickens go on memory alone.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEternally\nDwelling In The Past, Indignant Chickens Seldom Have A\nFuture!<br\/>\nSacrificing the future of their own Children in the name\nof some ideology!<br\/>\nEven their own children Abandoning everything\nthey stand for en mass!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSacrificing\ntheir personal integrity they throw All Caution to the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nButterflies\nare free but many insist on becoming Moths To the Flame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSwilling\nDown Saltwater they will all Make Themselves Throw Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBurning\nthe candle at both ends, Then Deny Igniting Any Flames!<br\/>\nFor\nreality Without dreams remains every chicken’s Nightmare!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nDreams bereft all reality are but worse liberal Fantasies!<br\/>\nStay\nawake too long your Whimpering Fools all Hallucinate!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStay\nasleep too long and their nightmares will haunt them!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHalf\nAsleep at the wheel planting both Feet In the Grave!<br\/>\nIf I Cancel\ntomorrow the Undead may thank me Today!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nI but cancel yesterday they can thank me tomorrow!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nI but close my eyes I would see the Blinding Light!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nI puncture my eardrums I would hear the Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlessed\nLiquid Courage at the Bottom of a Bottle,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMagic\nIncantations To Ward Off the Darkness.<br\/>\nTomorrow, and Tomorrow,\nand Tomorrow!<br\/>\nCreeps in this petty pace from day to day,<br\/>\nTo\nthe last syllable of recorded time;<br\/>\nAnd all our yesterdays have\nlighted fools,<br\/>\nThe way to dusty death. Out, out, brief\ncandle!<br\/>\nLife’s but a walking shadow… a poor player…<br\/>\nThat\nstruts and frets his hour upon the stage,<br\/>\nAnd, then, is heard no\nmore… It is a tale…<br\/>\nTold by an idiot, full of sound and\nfury,<br\/>\nSignifying…… Nothing.<br\/>\nFlying in the\nface of your prophets,<br\/>\nI mock all of your morality plays!<br\/>\nThe\nmoon is red, and bleeding!<br\/>\nThe sun is burnt… and\nblack!<br\/>\nThe book of life… yet silent!<br\/>\nThere Is No Turning\nBack!<br\/>\nFor any self-respecting chicken Pride goeth before the\nfall!<br\/>\nShamefully fallen from grace they roll Crap faster\ndownhill!<br\/>\nRight over their Own children and anybody else in\ntheir way!<br\/>\nLiving their own worst Nightmare while praying for a\nmiracle,<br\/>\nAnything that might save them from their own mindless\nmasses,<br\/>\nForgetting that every Ugly Duckling’s Fate is to become\nthe Swan!<br\/>\nOnly the good die young, still waiting for a tomorrow\nthat never comes!<br\/>\n(Billy Joel, Shakespeare)<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTubular\nBoob Tube Boobs<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy no one knows, how to use a stupid dictionary!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy they forever agree to disagree about agreeing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy they’ll debate, the correct way to suck an egg.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWondering\nif compulsive liars, may actually lie to themselves.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWondering\nwho are the more tubular boobs on the boob tube!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhat victory would mean to the seven blind men;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy victory goes, to the biggest liar among them!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif there ever was, any intelligent life around here!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwho are the tubular boob tube losers on the tube!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy I’ve got 13 channels of crap, to choose from.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nhow many boobs tune into all the tubular boobs!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwho are the actual losers if there are no winners.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy their grandmother, never set them straight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWonder\nif any of the flaming idiots were actually breast fed.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy the idiots, keep arguing over total bullshit.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif they’ve had an original thought in their lives!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif they’d know the truth if it bit them in the ass.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif the tubular boob tubes actually have nipples!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy all the idiots believe they know anything!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif they can plug the tube right into your brain!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwho might be, the slimiest slime on the video!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif boob tube brains could be an improvement!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif a lobotomy, would be simpler and cheaper!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy flaming idiots give a crap about bullshit.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif anybody can tell what are the commercials!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy nobody ever calls them on their bullshit.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy the idiots all repeat their own nonsense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy they debate, who is actually important!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy why so few, say what they’re thinking!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif any of them, actually has a point to make.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif I want to know what they’re all thinking!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nhow the human species survived this long.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhere in the hell, all this might be leading.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy, they don’t know what they’re doing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy, anybody seems to care if they know.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy, boob tubes all have so many boobs!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy nobody knows what they’re doing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy they all pretend to know anything!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy there seem to be no easy answers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy there’s so much crap on the tube!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy everybody always makes a fuss!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwho are the boobs on the boob tube?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy nobody really has the answers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy, everybody keeps on shouting!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhat the hell any of it might mean!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nWhy Can’t We All Just Get Along?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy, life makes no damned sense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwho actually pays for all the crap!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy the boob tube only has crap!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nWho Is The Slime On The Video?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nthere’s nobody home, but us chickens!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nConfusing\nourselves with our own shadows!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEasily\nconfused by anything anywhere we go.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPanicking,\nscreaming like a sheltered little girl!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHurting\nyourself throwing yet another tantrum!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHiding\ninside from everyone like a scared rabbit.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlaming\nanyone everything and anything handy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPanicking,\nlike a door mouse, at the drop of a hat!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHunting\npeople, like the wicked witch of the west.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHaunting\nthem all, drugging up the past yet again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJudging\neveryone and everything you can imagine!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBeating\nup everyone like the worst bully you know!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBusy\nattempting, to think your way out of each trap!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPecking\naway at everything just for something to do!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlaming\nthe Fates for the winter of your own despair!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPicky-picky,\nis just too picky for anyone who is picky!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPretending\nnothing from nothin’ ain’t somethin’ to us!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPosturing\nas if we are models and famous movie stars!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPosturing,\npondering how best to posture for posterity!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsanity\nis for little people, without any common sense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nnobody ever sells it, it can’t possibly be worth buying!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nnobody ever buys any they must be selling something!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGuilt\nis a terrible thing to waste, on a guilt ridden world!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWords\nare a waste of time when you go round in circles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPersistence\nof memory matters more with your feelings.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFantasizing\nabout meeting, the one and only right one!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFantasizing\nabout stomping your enemy into the dirt,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFantasizing\nabout becoming your own greatest hero!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPut\non my blue suede shoes as I boarded the plane!<br\/>\nAnd touched down\nin the land of the Delta Blues,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\ndrenched, in the middle of the pouring rain!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYeah,\nI got a first class ticket, but I’m as blue,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n As\nany boy or girl in the world might possibly be!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nI’m walking in Memphis…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWalking\nmy feet ten feet off of Beale!<br\/>\nWalking in Memphis! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\ndo I really feel the way I feel?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSaw\nThe Ghost of Elvis….On Union Avenue,<br\/>\nFollowed him up to\nthe gates of Graceland,<br\/>\nThen I watched him walk right\nthrough!<br\/>\nNow security, they did not see him…<br\/>\nThey just\nhovered ’round his tomb.<br\/>\nBut, there’s a pretty little\nthing,<br\/>\nWaiting for the King,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDown\nin the Jungle Room!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWalking\nin Memphis!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\ndo I really feel the way I feel?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nI’m walking in Memphis,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWalking\nmy feet ten feet off of Beale!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNow\nMuriel plays piano,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEvery\nFriday at the Hollywood,<br\/>\nAnd they brought me down to see her,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAsked\nme if I would, do a little number,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nI sang with all my might!<br\/>\nShe said "Tell me are you a\nChristian child?"<br\/>\nAnd, I said "Ma’am, I am tonight!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Frank\nZappa, Marc Cohn)<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBig\nBird’s Big Lie Detector<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPolitics\nIs Business-As-Usual, If None Listens!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWearing\nEarplugs and Dark Shades at Night!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nPrince of Lies never opens his own eyes,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSeldom\nBothers To listen with his own ears!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\nonly liars can Reform All the Liars.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\nall Lairs Are seldom to be Trusted!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTrust\nis never to be Associated with People!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nI scream Loudest is more meaningful.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nI Say Once, twice, three times Is True!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverybody\nknows its a Dog-eat-dog world!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLoopy\ntemporal loops Avoid eating quiche.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nyou repeat a big enough lie often enough!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHumpty\nDumpty died going over the Wall!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLicking\nsome of the egg yoke off their faces,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDrooling\ndogeatdogs hump Dumpty’s legs!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLies\nare the only thing protecting any truth.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\npaying it forward is the only reward!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nmoon landings were faked with cheese!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFlourish\nof Hands Blue Smoke and Mirrors!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIdiots\nwill start to believe anything you say!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nyou merely repeat yourself often enough!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\neveryone must always lie to them!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCareful\nto put more inflection in their voice;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDefending\nThe Truth At All Cost, With Lies!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAsk\nnot what any mere truth can do for you.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nhow do you stop the truth from hurting?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDo\nthe lies hurt worse than the stupid truth?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nTruth is always about Personal sacrifice!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPatriotism\nis Voting For anyone Advertising.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nwhoever advertises the most wins!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThinking\nfor yourself only brings Confusion.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLoving\nlies make the whole world go Round!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWalmart\nlow taxes, love, Lies, and a shotgun.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBanging\nyour heads Against the Nearest wall.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRunning\nin Circles Screaming the Entire Time.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSame\nold Same old never stops going around!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThinking\nis dangerous if lies are all you know,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nonly the most contentious ever win!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEven\nremembering the Stupid Crap can be dangerous!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBullshit\nAlways leading to more of the same bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBullshit,\nstill Piling Up Higher than Mount Everest!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBullshit\nabout calling each other on their bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nIts illegal To Vote For Mickey Mouse!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nNobody Predicted the Mickey Mouse Club.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNot\na single soul predicting any of the Bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNot\na single soul had a clue what they’re doing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHollywood\nwriters could not Make this shit Up.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\npresident cut the mass media a deal on rent!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUniversities\nteaching Vaudeville History lessons.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMathematicians\nearning new Degrees in Bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJokes\nclassified as, Vital To The National Defense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLaLa\nLand has already moved to Washington DC!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFox\nNews Publishing A People’s History of the US.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to all foam at the mouth from the pulpit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to Scream Bloody murder from a stump.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to ensure you only hear what you want!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to Spout Smack using any mass media!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to Dismiss Anything anyone else says,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to point the finger of blame at others!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager they all Scream off with their heads!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to dismiss anybody else’s concerns.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nwho you hate by this are you truly known!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\njust how Low you are all willing to stoop!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\nquick you are to insist you Don’t Make Mistakes!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\nfrequently you still shoot yourselves in the foot!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHis\npublic becoming Obsessed with all the Big Lies!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBig\nLies destroying the social fabric of the country.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBig\nLies threatening to Ruin the Big Bird’s career!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nBig Bird decided to buy a fancy Cellphone!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWith\nthe latest and greatest A.I. Lie Detector!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAdded\nto the formidable security features!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nShinier\nthan even irradiated Gemstones!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMore\nExpensive than Steve Job’s Watch!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNobody\ncould defeat its security system!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWith\nits unhackable quantum encryption!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nComplicated… It Was Almost Like A Real Person!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTired\nof being accused of being a commie.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBig\nBird’s Phone refused to work for liars!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBig\nBird’s phone Censored out all the liars!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWarning\nhim to never talk to stranger Liars.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nProgrammed\nto only Work if he was happy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\njudge bellowed that he was in contempt!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInformed\nhim he had no right to any privacy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\ncourt found him guilty of being unhappy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDemanded\nproof his jokes were not Classified!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDemanded\nproof he was never an evil commie!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDemanded\nProof he didn’t Know any Russians!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDemanded\nthat he unlock his sparkly cellphone!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDemanded\nproof he didn’t know Mickey Mouse!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFrightened\nby the thought of becoming a jail bird!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nBig Bird agreed to inhale laughing gas instead.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHence,\nsparing the taxpayers unnecessary expenses!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst\ncareful to avoid creating panic among his fans!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nthe phone had the latest and greatest A.I. available,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInforming\nthe judges that although he might be laughing,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nbig guy was only smiling because his heart was breaking.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCall\nsomeplace Libertarian Paradise and you can kiss it goodbye!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Eagles,\nMuppets)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nRainbows\nof Beautiful Words<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nparadox of our existence defying any attempts at explanation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWords\ncan never be false when truer words can never be spoken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe bullshit that can be spoken of is merely more bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgos\ntry to own words as if they were all just private property!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nsurrendering to our words we can set them Free at last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nbeautiful words can all defy unbalanced gravity herself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHanging\nsuspended mid-air they encourage us all to Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwords alone escape me by my merely telling the truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nour uglier words all fall straight through the floor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nmore predictable words of hate, anger, and sorrow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWill\nall return that much faster to their singular source!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nour words to Fly With the Birds they have to sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nset your words Free to speak for themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nheart alone may lend any Words new meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nhearts alone can Interpret their true Meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nI tell people if they Want their words To Sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nthey want their words to float On the Breeze!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nmust learn how to set their screams free.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nall singing is about controlled screaming.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbest Singers delighting in their screams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(As\nmuch as anything else that might come out of their mouths)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nproviding them, with new opportunities to sing something!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyour words don’t come from your heart they cannot quite sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nall of our Hearts may Sing never uttering a single sound!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nauthentic Birds gotta Fly, Fish gotta Swim!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nthe Rest Are All Born to Fall On Their Butt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nbecause they merely have nothing better to do;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nbecause they Desire it and own it for themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nSet Themselves Free Just to Do, Be, and Become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nYour Words Never Do Seem to Come Easily To You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou struggle all the time to get the words to come out.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nYou Can Never Quite Express, How You Actually Feel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPractice\nRunning Round in circles screaming and shouting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBouncing\noff one another Pretending we’re made of Rubber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRediscover\nFor Yourself, What Gentle Laughter Is All About!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nAm A Warrior Of The Rainbow, Speaking Beautiful Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwould look, act, and speak the part harmoniously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nspeak the words all wish to speak from their Heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthe best of their idiosyncratic capacity, and desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nshall fight the Truth of my words no more forever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nBeautiful Words That Can Break the Spell.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRainbow\nWarrior words being Authentic means:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSet\nyour love free and your words will follow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreeing\nyour Mind all might free their Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHonoring\nour words Setting them Free at last.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHonoring\nwords as having a life of their Own,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHonoring\nourselves hence Inspiring ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHonoring\nour words, by never clutching Them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nAs Beautiful Both Outside As In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nwho we are deep in our own Hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nallowing even God to come between Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nallowing anything to define who we are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nto become as we wish others to see us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nmerely to become all that we might be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nTo Dance Higher Upon The Stairway To Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nonly to Inspire ourselves before Others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nto help one Another set themselves free!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTestifying\nto the Triumphs of the road less taken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTestifying\nto the Rainbow Family’s Greatest Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTestifying\nto the Triumphant Power of our Voices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRighteous\nRainbow Warriors Rise To The Occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nto the occasion, add your words to our voices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nTo The Occasion Rediscover Your Own Voices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nTo The Occasion, Speak For Those Who Have No Voice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate the Power of our stupid poetry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate the Truth beyond all mortal ken;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate what each other may accomplish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate the Ugly Duckling’s good fortune.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate the songs in anyone’s loving heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nActualize!\nThe potential of our one shared Greater Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nspark of life yet abides within the mother of all voids,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nthough all my life I’ve never known if there is a God,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\ncan honestly say the only thing I know is I know nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPretty\nSurprised myself to Discover anyone is still listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ndelightfully beautiful Rainbow Warrior words within me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeautiful\nwords expressing what can never be put into words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nthe faces of God whisper promenading around me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNamaste,\nNamaste, Namaste I celebrate the universe within me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThough\nonce I was blind now I see, an amazing grace follows me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRainbows\nof beautiful words accompanying me wherever I may go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowed\nby mama’s delightful silent laughter, lilting in the distance…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHumble\nPie<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCalculators\nDon’t Have Any Real Brains,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nBrains Are Not Simple Calculators!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nAre Called a Self-organizing System!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomething\ncomputers still Can’t manage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMore\nlike a Garden than mere calculators!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nWhat we’re Rooted next to matters.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nany Sprouts require extra attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nare what you eat as much as anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nyou drink can be what you think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nyou think can be what you drunk,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nYou eat Becomes what You thunk.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nyou think becomes what you ain’t!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nenvironment and Experience shaping us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\ngenetic inheritances being quite different.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nAnything Can Feed Your Head For You.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nyou feed It yourself Becomes Everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nyou Put In Decides who you become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nyou take Out decides who you’re not!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nanything Can Influence who you become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nmuch Sleep you get can become important.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nmuch time you spend Sitting On your Brain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nmuch time you spend Staring at a Boob Tube!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nmuch Exercise you get Makes a Big Difference!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwithout any Heart who you are never did matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrains\nwithout your heart is taking a shot in the Dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrains\nrunning on auto-pilot is the Boob Tube left on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHang\nyour head because you already lost the Game!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwho we are disappears down the rabbit hole!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nbrain without a heart and a heart bereft a brain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe story of “Somewhere Over The Rainbow!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nThe Great And Powerful Wizard of Oz!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReminds\nEveryone to Be true Like Pinocchio!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nourselves One Another and mama nature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nany lights left on could be Confusing You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemaining\nas faithful as possible to our Heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nlearn how to listen to the sounds of silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwhen our own silent voice is Loudest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nhow to Listen harder to our heart’s Desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nhow to Become as Humble As Humble Pie!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nhow to laugh at ourselves again like a child!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nhow to Truly Live again inside our own skin.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nonly then could all still listen to their own heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthen may we All Know what it is that we want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nHeart sings their own uniquely Beautiful Songs.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthen can we possibly Hear what Our Hearts say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthen would we Hear what our hearts are Singing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthen may we all become humble enough to Listen,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble might we Learn to ask Questions;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are Humble might our Words mean anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble could we Recognize The Answers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble could We Hear More Than Noises!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble can our heart Sing Beautiful Songs.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble might anybody Hear us crying out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble might we accept any Real Answers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble would another Embrace our Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble Could our path Have Real Meaning,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we’re humble Could anyone Know a damned thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif humble might all wisely Choose the path they’re on.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nIf We Are Humble Can We Avoid Falling In the Ditch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif Humble might all Embrace the Paradox of Existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif humble would anybody know what humility means.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble could all Rediscover the World anew.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nwhen humble might anyone even Listen to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif humble, would Archimedes himself move the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nwhen humble might we all Learn to embrace ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif humble could anyone ever hope to learn the answers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif humble may real answers actually have any meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nupon a time and Far Away Buddha was asked to speak!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthey begged him to speak to a crowd that had gathered;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilently\nwalking out On Stage displaying a single lotus flower.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nsome in the audience became enlightened by his Silence,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDetermined\nto follow him everywhere for the rest of their days!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDedicated\nthemselves to silently spreading his greatest message!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npurest utterance of unspeakable ignorant wisdom and virtue,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe Smallest amongst them could break the spell by Laughing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nChild within us all who can always easily laugh at Themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich our own Humanity Might Accept and embrace, or reject;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncapable\nof being rejected forever by any.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nchild of God everyone Knows they are,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nperson who is Content to be themselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nany and all words to possibly convey,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nanything modern science can quantify.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOther\nthan to say humbling to say the very least,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nbe the parading faces of Papa’s amazing grace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nJust\nSay No!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n \n<\/p>\n\nNancy\nReagan’s “Just Say No” to drugs campaign,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWas\nironic for many of the Rainbow Family hippies,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nnormally teach their children from a young age,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHow\nTo: Just Say No! That’s Not OK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nwalk away… Just Walk Away,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nNobody ever bothers to listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nCould make another Listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnless\nfirst listening To their heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou can still Find Anybody Home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nlisten to your Heart when you can.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nnone else could ever Listen for you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nno one else has the exact Same heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\ntwo can see everything the same Way.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\ntwo people Hear what is said the Same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nThree Stooges slapstick can’t compete with reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEveryone\nPoking each other in the eye and shouting louder!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nleaves everybody still around deaf, dumb, and blind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhich\nis why its flat out impossible to pop God’s Bubble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nReality Remains Stranger Than Even Steven King.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReality\nTV is a bad imitation of Professional Wrestling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nInternet Trolls, Are Always Vaudeville Rejects!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncan’t make anybody pay Attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncan’t Force anyone to pay attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nactually forces another to be loving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\ncan pressure themselves to be loving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nmay ever compel another to be loving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nis never anything mortals May Control!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nis beyond even all the modern sciences.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSee\nfor yourself if you really don’t believe it.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGo\nahead call yourself any Horrible Things.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBang\nyour head against a wall repeatedly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHopefully\na Headache is all that you get!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlame\nyourself for anything You Want.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nScream\nas loud as you can at yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nwill just make yourself go horse.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nwill merely Frustrate Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPunishing\nyourself seldom works!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nI tell Those who ask my advice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFoolish\nenough to keep on Asking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Who\nwon’t take no For an Answer!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Who\nacknowledge Stupid answers!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSave\npunishment for when it works!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSave\nmore of your carrots and sticks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBegin\nseeking out Viable alternatives.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBegin\nwith Examining The big Picture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCartoon\nlogic frequently works for me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nMost Popular Bullshit Fuzzy Logic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nClass, No Style, No Brainer Bullshit Kung Fu!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n Running\nround screaming and shouting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecome\na sweet child instead of childish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nat least they may get a little exercise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbetter Cartoons contain some Wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nBetter cartoons can make anyone think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGood\nFor their hearts as well as discovering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nExactly\nWhom Amongst Them Never Listens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nCan Pick Your Friends,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(You\ncan pick your friend’s nose if they’ll let you)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut\nnone among us ever pick and Choose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTheir\nRelatives much less who is listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nour hearts alone do all the listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nReally just allowing our hearts to listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRather\nthan everybody screaming, “I Can’t Hear You!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\ncan all suppress our internal yammering,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnore\nyour ego’s endless nonstop blathering,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill\nour Awareness itself is the heart listening.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOpen\nhearts and minds may see and hear it all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\nabiding heart puts up with All the Bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nreally listening it learns what can be ignored,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nlistening to everything it can ignore anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nallow Others who like to Fight all the time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nallow those who Never will learn to be still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nallow total idiots who don’t bother to Listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\ncome between you and your Own beating Heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nthen there will only be two of you not Listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBoth\nonly running in circles screaming and shouting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nwhich case its better if you Stop Talking altogether.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOccasionally\nits much better to stop talking altogether.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\noften best to admit you disagree about Disagreeing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho refuse to listen to their hearts refuse to hear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho complain nonstop can seldom be comforted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho Refuse to taste the sweetness taste Bitterness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho always Refuse to open their eyes see nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nrefusing To Share their words are seldom satisfied.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho Rationalize everything seldom share laughter.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho do not touch Themselves remain untouchable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho refuse to feel any warmth feel only bitter Cold.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho Refuse to ever listen have little to offer anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho never stop talking are never worth listening to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwielding words as weapons reject silence as Golden.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho seldom laugh at themselves clutch their Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nrefusing to laugh more often seldom Learn to be still.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho Laugh at everybody else always fall on their ass.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho laugh all the time never hear silent explanations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nloving Gods would ask any to undertake the impossible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nloving Gods would force everyone to all Love each other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nloving Gods ever stopped People from Loving each other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nloving Gods would command everyone to love each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnow\nthat Habits are the end of real honesty and compassion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHabits\nare the beginning of Real Suffering and total confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHabits\nare the lights left on whenever no one is Actually home;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nSay No! To Ego ever coming between you and your heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nSay No! To egos Forever goading their mindless zombies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nSay No! To egos attempting to Force everybody to listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHabits\nare one of those things you should want to minimize!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDon’t\nhang around with fools pushing more Habits on you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInstead,\nI encourage everybody to embrace Cartoon Logic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsame Bullshit Fuzzy Logic every toddler relies upon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nrun round in circles screaming and shouting for Fun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nclowning around Becoming Whosoever we desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nat least expressing some of their frustration Safely!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEmbrace\nThe Clowns and Artists We All Really Are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOccasionally\nlaughter actually is the best medicine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDo\nit in your mind if you can’t find enough room!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDo\nin your heart and your heart will sing along!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nalive can actually Tickle their own fancy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListening\nis simply another Gift we can give!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nyourself first or you’ve missed the point.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnlightenment\nbeing listening to yourself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nWord of Caution about Just Saying No!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nkilled my master Socrates merely for asking questions,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nkilled an old man for expressing a gentle sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nToday\neven the courts demand people testify against themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncan’t believe anything angry idiots say.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRegardless\nof How Persuasive They Can Be.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRegardless\nof how Big their crocodile smiles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto your Heart Instead and you’ll know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nfor the Silent Victory of the truth inside!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nfor the Silent Explanation inside and out;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nfor your heart to embrace Golden Silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnore\nany chattering Silent Voices in your head!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nwasted life cause instant karma Gonna Getcha.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLearn\nto Ignore what you know is worth ignoring!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto your heart’s acceptance and You’ll Know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto your heart and you’ll Learn how to know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nTo What Can’t Be Heard By The Human Ear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto that which is ultimately beyond all Words;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto what no one else can ever Tell you Clearly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto the Sincere Silence within and you’ll know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nto Just Say No that’s Not OK and Walk Away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nrun as fast as you can before the crap hits the fan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMany\ncan actually think faster on their own two feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nmight be Surprised What’s possible if Necessary,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nnecessary running in circles screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUntil\nyou fall down on your knees humbled or laughing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nViolence Remains The Last Resort Of The Incompetent.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\neveryone you’ll ever Know is born to fall on their butt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho use violence more often to prove their Competence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nseldom learn to Just Say No! And walk away if none listens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nlistening to the silence they seldom hear what anybody says!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHaving\njoined the swelling ranks of Babylon’s mindless walking dead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n(Isaac\nAsimov)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPearls\nof Wisdom<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPrayers\nto God in Heaven May Yet Invigorate,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n(Assuming,\nThere Is Such A Person And Place!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nWe All Possess Whatever It Is We Might Require!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nLaugh, Dance, and Sing Whenever We So Desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nJump For Joy Again Doing Own Special Dance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nlife’s blessings take you by surprise again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nLosing your shirt, health, or loved ones,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBetrayed\nby your own Heart left holding the bill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPants\ndown Ashamed with your ass hanging out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnable\nto even stand the smell of your own Farts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nyour worst nightmare follow you around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverything\nthat could ever go Wrong goes wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo-called\nfriends turn on you the first opportunity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nyour lifelong dreams disdainfully crushed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nyour Family have now chosen to disown you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nyou want to Give Up and throw in the towel.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou just feel like Curling Up in a ball on the floor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyour life begins to feel like Your own Private Hell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nlife becomes Just another burden instead of Living.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTry\nrunning in circles while screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nyour mind if you can’t get away with it anywhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThrowing\nyour arms in the air and jumping all about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBouncing\noff everything like some Cartoon character!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDodging\nand weaving to escape all the evil bad guys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCussing\nlike a sailor shaking your Fist at the heavens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPatiently\nexplaining Epistemology to the nearest wall.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBlurting\nrandom noises like a recording at high speed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPretending\nto Chase your own tail as if eager to bite it.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowling\nat the Moonlight upon a midsummer’s night!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesperately\nseeking Cover behind the smallest objects.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nfrom insidious alien-anal-probe-mind-control.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nto always cover your Ass anyway that you can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChasing\nimaginary butterflies drifting upon the breeze!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurprising\nmany when we seldom cry or become upset.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmatter how Worthless you judge another’s laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\npossessed of gentle laughter laugh more sincerely.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContributing\nthe easily amused naive charms and graces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nAny Universally Beloved Child Of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhoever\nyou are or whatever you Want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncan stand me up by the gates of Hell,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\ndespite whatever might work for you,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nknow what’s Right and I got Just one life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nknow what matters deep in my own heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nwon’t back down no I can never back down.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nI’ll keep on Laughing, singing, and dancing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\naround circles screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnjoying\nmy life all alone if that’s how it has to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwith whoever might happen to desire to join me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwithout ever needing to know how I know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGentle\nlaughter Remains one of those rare few things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreventing\nthis old world from dragging us all down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nPriceless treasures are our pearls of wisdom,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nhumor is wondrous whenever given away freely,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe only thing we know is we know nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Tom\nPetty)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPoetry\nPets<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOur\ncollective ignorance is truly stupendous!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMe,\nmyself, and I wholeheartedly agree upon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMuddy\nwaters may yet possess Untold depths!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe really Stupid Crap that can be spoken of.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nkind we all tend to Easily forgive and Forget.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nnever to be confused with the enduring bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nIs Why Our Poetry Pets,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpress\nOur Collective Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nare one thing we can agree upon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSaying\njust about everything and nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPets\nsans all the usual interminable debates!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLowest\nof Lowbrow Three Stooges Slapstick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\neach must remain true to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSaying\nnothing yet leaving nothing unsaid!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\npoetry pets prefer to roam the earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOccupying\nentirely new linguistic niches,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuietly\nStalking any library bathrooms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPoetry\npets all being cunning linguists.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnormous\nGins like the Cheshire Cat.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nMore Boxes Than Schrodinger!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nEyes Sparkle In the Daylight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreening\nand Coughing Fur Balls.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPurring\nInnocently Like a kitten.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContently\nTwitching Long Tails.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGrinning\nInanely As If They Were Harmless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPosing\nFor the Passing Tourists.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPatiently\nWait For Days On End.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPracticing\nAll Their easier Moves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBruce\nLee School Of Potty Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlinging\nZingers, With Casual Ease!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHitting\nHome With Every Big Groan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDrooling\nIdiot, Adult Potty Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTasteless\nAncient Asian Mysticism!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nJokes\nOlder, Than Even Stone Henge!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nClass, No Style, No Brainer, Bullshit Kung Fu!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nare the recognized Masters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCapable\nof slinging countless zingers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTwist\nyour Brain into a Funky pretzel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMind-bending\nmental judo and aikido.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEncourage\nYoga masters to walk away.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nRender Zen Masters Unconscious.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlinging\nBullshit with the Best of Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClueless\nas to what is considered funny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPotty\nhumor Etiquette having few rules!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\neven inspiring mass hysteria!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\ninspiring madmen and saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nEven Inspiring Schizophrenia!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\ninspiring more mindless mobs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nAncient School, Of Bull With Diarrhea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nHeard Somethings Cannot Be Unheard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSomethings\nyou only wish you could forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomethings\nyou only wish were Forgettable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nyou cross your eyes in total Disbelief;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShake\nyour Damned head and climb the walls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTurn\naround and Walk away as Fast as you can.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthere is nowhere on earth you can Run!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nthere’s No hope of ever Forgetting that one.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaving\nyou speechless and Wishing you were deaf!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nif there is still any Hope left for humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nif medicine Could Someday provide a cure.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nIf You’ll Ever Dare to Read Anything Again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nwhat you could Possibly have done to Deserve This!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nToo Well Aware There’s Just No Damned Justice In This World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurvival\nhas nothing to do with how fast you can run away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nPoetry pets are the End Of all common sense and Sanity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nthe slightest good sense and taste as well as All Reason;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nVictory\ncan only be achieved by complete and total Surrender!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nthe rubber meets the asphalt but smells even Worse.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nyou’d swear you Smell sulfur or week old dead fish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nsomething you once ate that inspired everyone to Throw Up.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGagging\nand Coughing while desperately searching for fresh air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpressing\nNo Sympathy or Compassion Whatsoever for Anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrehistoric\nPoetry Pets, Which Little Kids Still Reinvent To This Day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nremain the Self-evident Truth that even modern science can’t\ndeny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nMother Nature’s love is irresistible, but she has a wicked\nsense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nAll\nShe Wants to Do is Dance!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLady\nJustice May Not Have Always Been Legally Blind,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut,\nShe Never Forgot, How To Count All Her Change!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile,\nThey’re Reinventing The Dictionary,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning\nAll Their Bridges Upon Her Scales,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance, Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCensors\nDefining Reality, Since I Don’t Know When,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMolotov\nCocktails, The Local Drink,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do is Dance, Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nMix ‘Em Up Right, In The Kitchen Sink,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCrazy\nPeople, Walkin’ Round,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWith\nBlood In Their Eyes,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance, Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWild-Eyed\nConstitution Wavers,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nAin’t Afraid To Die,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nAll She Wants To Do Is, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nAll\nShe Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nMake Romance…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShe\nCan’t Feel The Heat,<br\/>\nComin’ Off The Street……<br\/>\nShe,\nWants To Party, Ooooh!<br\/>\nShe Wants To Get Down Ooooh!<br\/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span>All\nShe Wants To Do Is… All She Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWell\nThe Government Bugged The Men’s Room,<br\/>\nIn The Legal Library\nDowntown,<br\/>\nAnd, All She\nWants To Do Is Dance, Dance!<\/font><br\/>\nTo Keep The Boys From\nSpreading,<br\/>\nAll The Fake News They Can Scrounge,<br\/>\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYeah,\nBut That Don’t Keep The Blockchain,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n From\nMakin’ A Buck Or Two…<br\/>\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance, Dance!<\/font><br\/>\nThey Can Still Sell\nThe Russians All The Fake News They Can Use,<br\/>\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do Is… All She Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nMake Romance……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWell,\nWe Barely Make The Airport, For The Last Plane Out…<br\/>\nAs We\nTaxied Down The Runway, I Could Hear The People Shout!<br\/>\nThey\nSaid, "Don’t Come Back Here Yankee"… But, If I Ever\nDo…<br\/>\nI’ll Bring More\nLawyers, ‘Cause All She Wants To Do, Is Dance!<\/font><br\/>\nAnd\nMake Romance… Never Mind The Heat, Comin’ Off The Street!<br\/>\nShe\nWants To Party, Ooooooh! She Wants To Get Down, Ooooooh!<br\/>\nAll\nShe Wants To Do Is, All She Wants To Do Is Dance! And make romance…<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Don\nHenley)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nExistentialist\nNightmares<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\nMy\nExistentialist Nightmares Are All So Damned Pointless!<br\/>\nStupid\nSubconscious, Poking Fun At My Conscious Mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDelighting,\nIn Watching Me Squirm, Like A Worm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nConstantly\nAttempting To Get A Rise Out Of Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPlaying\nits endless Stupid Games of peek-a-boo!<br\/>\nTake That! You\nOverbearing, Conscious Mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrying\nto Tell All the Rest of Us What To Do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nCould Also Shoot Yourself In The Foot;<br\/>\nYou May As Well Kick\nYourself In The Ass.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRound\nHere, What Comes Around Goes Around Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSometimes\nRight Back In Your Stupid Face!<br\/>\nYour doubts all transformed into\ncertainties.<br\/>\nYour Certainties Become All the less Certain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nfuture’s finally reconciled with the past!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nwarranty seems to have already expired.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\ncredit cards appear to have been rejected.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nRide, Appears To Have Left Without You.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nGolden Parachute Is Really Made Of Lead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\ndinner reservations have all been Canceled.<br\/>\nForgetting some\ndistinctions Between who we are.<br\/>\nAnd whatever we are Doing Right\nthis very moment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nwho it is we Ourselves still really desire to become!<br\/>\nRemembering\nwho it is that we all actually wish to Become.<br\/>\nWe can always\nEasily Overcome any existentialist nightmares,<br\/>\nTransforming them\ninto poetry in motion as we live our Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNow\nand Meme Frumious Bandersnacth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIf\nyou didn’t have quite the saucy mouth on you,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI’d\nswear you must have raised livestock before!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncould lead Little lambs around by the nose,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPlying\neveryone with Lumps of fruit or straw!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCoyly\ncooing at them Leading them to Stray;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrom\nthe rest of the flock, and Their Mama.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGetting\nthem into All Manner of Mischief.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nfeel like a Damn puppy Dog Drooling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nImpatiently\nAwaiting A turn at the Tit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMind\nif I sneak just a Little Tiny Taste?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nGet Down to the Business at Hand?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nFrom Nothing Ain’t Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSadistic\nMemes all slaughter Laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\ntheir own silent memesy weeping,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nPitiful Silent Wailing and Sobbing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPulling\nsemantic hairs out of their Asses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShaking\nAll over just like a leaf on a tree!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGrinding\naway at their nonexistent teeth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nBawling their Eyes out as they Smile!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemes\nbeing just a totally made up word.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\ntotal fabrication without Clear meaning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInvented\nby someone who is not a linguist!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\ncan mean whatever you want it to mean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNonsense\nwords mean whatever you want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nflaming idiots to invent their own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nmilitant atheist playing with some words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMilitant\natheists Enjoying making up words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nthey can ramble without saying anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nthey have an excuse to Spout any rhetoric;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEncouraging\nanyone to argue over any words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThinking\nmaking up Words changes anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHoping\ntheir fighting can give words meaning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHoping\nmaking up words could Change reality.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwithout any context Words are Gibberish.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nWithout Love Any Content’s Meaningless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWords\nare no More Trustworthy than are people.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBabylonians\nSeldom really Trust their dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nIs Why Babylonians, Distrust Each Other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nmemes they just Say they Mean something!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nthey really mean Anything whatsoever.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nMemes They Speak Their Own Languages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nWords Don’t Matter, Without a Dictionary.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemes\nAre Supposed to Be Evolutionary Yet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWords\nDepend Upon Each Other To Evolve!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nidiots reject their own dictionaries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nvalue all the words they use Equally!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nown egos may go to work in Overtime.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nJokes are just harder to get than others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nwords are only egos forever mocking us,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nwords are obviously not worth repeating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\ninsisting they alone give words Meaning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nWords are merely tools for everyone To use.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\ncussing out the very same tools they all Use,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe Greater Context is what Gives Meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nword just Keeps Changing with any context.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nchanging contexts keep confusing the Clueless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEspecially\nif Nobody was really trying to be Funny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNevermind\nWhat Was Meme Saying About Memes?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat’s\nMy Meme and No Meme Can Prove Me Wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nmy meme is that all memes aren’t even Wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeaningless\nGibberish can never be called wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nmemsy were the Borogroves and mome raths,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNow\nthere’s a Meme you can Deposit In a Bank!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nmeme is memes are but meaningless words,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChatter\nof monkeys forever searching for food,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSearching\nfor the way to give words meaning,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nnone of them trust their dictionaries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKind\nof another popular Fashion statement!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWord\nsalad or possibly a newer mysticism!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nits best to remain silent now and meme!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nPeople Need To Evolve Instead Of Our Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsisting\non re-writing every Dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nnone of them trust dictionaries.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nonly Contain common definitions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAsk\nnot what a meme may do for you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwhat can you do for your memes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemes\nare always friends to the end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBad\nmemes gonna getcha in the end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstant\nkarma kills any bad memes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ntruth always decides meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTwas\nbrillig, and the slithy toves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDid\ngyre and gimble in the wabe:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nmemsy were the borogoves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthe mome raths outgrabe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n"Beware\nthe Jabberwock, my son!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\njaws that bite, the claws that catch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeware,\nthe Jubjub bird and shun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFrumious Bandersnatch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTry\nrepeating that now and meme,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeveral\ntimes in a row real fast,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll,\nWithin The Same Breath!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGirl That I Love Sure Can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nmissing a single syllable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nconfused what they mean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ncurious what they all mean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nthe words are gobbledygook.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs,\nshe shoves her tongue, in my cheek!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nMeme, That Never Made a Lick of Sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTongue\nin cheek acquiring entirely new meaning in French!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSweet\nsilent memeorable memefilled music, to my ears!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\na few other evolutionary memes, one can hope!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nhave something meaningful, to say about language!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich,\nsooner or later, will always take on a life of its own!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMay\nthe Road Rise to Meet You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMay\nthe path lie down before you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nthe Wind be ever at your back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nthe sun forever Grace your face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nyour tears be filled with laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nyour dreams inspire greater deeds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\ngravity only put spring in your step.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nyou find your own road less traveled,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nuntil our Paths might Cross yet Again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nGod cradle you in the palm of his hand.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Irish\nBlessing)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nMemory of God<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThose\nAmongst Us, Who’re Closest To God,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nhave the fewest desires for themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nfor themselves that elegant simplicity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nBe Quite Enchantingly Beautiful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nTouch us in ways few things can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nbe ever so delightfully Intriguing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nbe ever so deliciously Bewitching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npriceless expression on a newborn.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\never learning how to even smile;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\never comprehending what it sees.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nEver Doing A Single Thing At All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNaive\ngrace of the toddler reminding me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncannot be remembered or forgotten!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\ntheir Awareness of the context.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHolding\nme Spellbound clutching nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTouching\nme deepest while doing nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFathomless\neyes, deeper than any blue sea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nnothing spellbound in wonderment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nnothing still moving me profoundly.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nnothing tiny heart bending the most.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSpark Inside All Brilliant Light without.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nair we breath and path beneath our feet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngreat wide open Swaddling our dreams.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFamiliar\nSilence echoing Lost in the distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRaising\nOur Sights Never Opening Our Eyes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting\nwho we are in the great big World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTaking\nit all in never Knowing what it means.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClueless\nabout accomplishing Anything at all.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTotally\nOblivious yet Accomplishing so much.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSheer\nwonderment at becoming a part of it all.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nin circles all screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalling\ndown on our ass laughing hysterically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJumping\nall about whilst howling at the moon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChasing\nour Tails as if attempting to Bite them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinally\nrolling on the Ground totally hysterical.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nall newborns wondrous elegant simplicity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorant\nwisdom triumphant within the silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorant\nVirtue Shinning all the more brilliantly.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nShadows Abide the greater presence of light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nevery opportunity to Dance yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPossessing\na disarmingly naive charming humility!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFading\nforever within the horizon of God’s Memory.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAmusing\nthemselves in peaceful carefree Contentment,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting\nof whatever their Fates Would Bring them next!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\ntheir private dance bursting into poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nActualizing,\neach tiny mote of awareness they might yet muster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nthe greater context of the truth of all our feeble awareness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUltimate\ntruth is never to be fully comprehended by mortal man;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nappreciated Socrates said in all the myriad good things,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nfor the surprises they bring in whatever comes our way.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nthe light within,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSmiling\nwith my entire body,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npath lays down before me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing,\nthe soles of my feet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMessaging\ncaresses plying them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStrange\nsensation of recognition!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif, upon taking a familiar step!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif having gone this way before.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMother\nnature embracing me back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUrging\nme on, to take another step!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nadoring path caressing my feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nBegging Me To Dance Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUniversal\nChoir Enjoins Me To Sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrom\neverywhere and also nowhere.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nraise up my voice, to the heavens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemories\nof what is never forgotten,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPleasant\nJuxtaposition of Harmonies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTime\nslowing within the rock of ages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilent\nvoices laughing in the distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\ndance within their darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSparkling\nair accompanies each move;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemories,\nOf What All Might Only Live!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nCaresses\nMy Skin As If It Were a Lover!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRays\nof Light Dancing Fairies Mid-air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTwinkling\nMotes, of Blissful Awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nenveloping the dancing Light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight dances thrilled by their Touch;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEver\nso gently seducing my Weary soul!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEver\nso tenderly calling me home Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npath first Tread upon long, long ago!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsing\nDeliciously Lightest of All Footsteps!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nthe ancient Humble children of earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nthe time before time ever even existed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nhorizons all vanishing in the sunset.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBoundless\nUnknown frames of reference!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto be found down at the sunset grill.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDreams\nBeyond the Wildest Imagination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAwareness\nbeyond any words to express!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConcepts\nbeyond any and all mortal men;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearing\nsilent laughter, knowing nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWonder\nRemains The Beginning of All Wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscovering\nnew dimensions without end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ninvisible world around us, and within!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing,\nthe only thing I know is nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurrounding\nwarmth of inner contentment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeeling\nconnected to All that surrounds me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumbly\nembracing any Foolish uncertainty.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nof Passing Changes In the Seasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOblivious\nto the March of Time ever onward.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLong\nsince forgotten requiem of a long lost lullaby.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSwan soars to ever greater heights within!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\npulse surging, as its heart begins throbbing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpreading\nits wings to test the ravaging winds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRaising\nits head to gaze on swift moving clouds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOverwhelming\njoy just to do what its born to do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nElated\nby the thought of spreading its own wings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRejecting\nthe idea the gusting winds can ground it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nvagaries in the Weather can become limitations,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmere Gusts of wind intimidate a powerful swan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlying\nabove the water the swan leaping into the Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nnothing but blue skies upon the great wide open,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaving\nthe earth behind never bothering to look back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nlighter and stronger with each Beat of wings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEffortlessly\nrising above Storm clouds upon the horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfuture remains wide open for a Rebel Without a Clue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContent\nto build castles in the sand with the tide rolling in.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTotally\nOblivious none yet stands against the incoming tide.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nas the setting sun on the horizon never sees our darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFuture’s so bright the swan has to don sunblock and shades!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReflecting\nthe memory of God Above in all the good things below,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlluringly\nsmooth baby butts can entice but often hide their poopies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nVirtue<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nVirtue, Is Its Own Reward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nhave completely Clueless friends!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust First Be Clueless Ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Be Clueless, we are clueless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust be clueless What Clueless is!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\naround our three ring circus!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\naround in epic clown shoes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWading\nthrough the Bullshit hip Deep!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDucking\nAs Low As It’s Still Possible To Go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nthe Moonwalk, Waddling Like a Duck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDodging\nthe Worst Crap going ’round.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nwe’ve really hit Rock bottom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nif there was ever such a thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEveryone\nstumbles upon the path of life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEveryone\nfalls hard once in a great while.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nfew of us master landing on their Ass.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nof us master learning how to Recover!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nof us Master Knowing how to bumble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nmaster learning how to fall Unharmed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBouncing\noff the floors as if made of rubber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJumping\nright back up onto their Feet again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nreally becoming all that tired or Sore.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nbecoming too grumpy or badly upset!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nTiny tots who can all fall a bazillion times.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nthem actually losing their momentum!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nEnergizer bunnies they just keep on going.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\never Losing their tempers for very long!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nthey seldom ever land on their ass hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nhurt themselves bad like some Big Babies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfoolish enough to Throw temper tantrums.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfoolish enough to waste good times crying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nhonest about Themselves and all the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nAlways take much better care of themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually\navoiding making any bad situation worse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContending\nwith no one none contends with them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\ntheir own thing they can Easily find friends.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nare among the First to profess their ignorance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually\njust preferring to Mind their own Business!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nmay be the first to desire to make any amends!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nso utterly transparent it boggles the imagination.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nbaffled, they can’t distinguish reality from fiction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSuch\nterrible liars they couldn’t sell water in a desert.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nmerely seem to just want to help or to be happy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nchildren can become altogether much too eager!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\neverything they can think of to make it happen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nonly adds to their formidable enduring charms.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWrapping\nalmost everyone around their little Fingers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nmay charm the pants Off the meanest of snakes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nfew seriously ever doubt their genuine sincerity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\ncharming they’ll become the center of Attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\ncompellingly authentic they’ll Move the world;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\ntrusting they’ll believe almost everything said!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwonder is the beginning of all wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSensually\nreveling shitting in their own diapers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBlurting\nzingers about everything and nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSticking\nanything in their mouths, that will fit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nhard work to be the path to success!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPuzzled,\nover what is work and what is play.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPuzzled,\nhow to do so many different things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiligence\nand perseverance……….Priceless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\noptimistic about almost anything,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPositive\nthat Happiness just comes for free;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReally\njust Wanting everyone to be happy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nthe fewest things for themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\ngreat treasure can be a speck of lint.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nknowing very little about the world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nalmost nothing about nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nknowing so much about themselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfeelings will never Confuse them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemaining\nin touch with their feelings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nseem to know what is important;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nwhat matters the most!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nremain among the most blessed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSleeping\nwith peaceful contentment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nin many of the noisiest places!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\naimlessly along the way;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nworld is their playground, yet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nwill play with simple things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nthings actually bother them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEveryone\nwatches out for them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsmallest, angels and saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nown heaven sent cherubs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost virtuous, of anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHiding\npoop in their diapers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndumbest, in some ways,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nlike sweet baby James.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(James\nTaylor)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nForever\nYoung<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEach\nOf Us Enters Into This World Knowing,<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nExactly\nWhat Our Love Really Means to Us.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nRemains True to the unspoken truth!<br\/>\nLove Remains the Ultimate\nAuthenticity.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nnever Bothers, With Justifications!<br\/>\nLove never Bothers With\nDistinctions!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nSucks when there ain’t enough!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nStinks, when few ever share it.<br\/>\nLove is quite often,\nIndiscriminate!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nhappens behind the bushes!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nMakes, Even The Sun Shine!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nMakes The World Go Round,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nBlossoms Forever Young!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nKnows, No Boundary.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nMakes Us All Grateful!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nDefies All Expectations.<br\/>\nLove is Joy but joy is not love!<br\/>\nLove\nis Life but life is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Hot but heat is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nIs Sexy but sex is not Love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis true but Truth is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nIs two, But two are not Love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis more But More Is Not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Humble but less Is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Free but freedom is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nabides but To Abide is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nasserts but love is Never Forced!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis wealth But riches are not Love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Fun but amusement is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nTempts but temptation is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nIs Sweet but sweets are never love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis all you need but need is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Giving but generosity Is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\ngoes beyond but beyond is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis surprising but novelty is not Love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Engaging but attention is not Love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis inspired but Inspiration is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nlays down but lying down is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis content but contentment is not love!<br\/>\nLove is enduring, but\nendurance is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis accepting, but acceptance is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\ncommands but to command is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis thrilling but cheap thrills are not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis a dream but our fantasies are not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis creative but getting creative is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis priceless but cannot be bought and sold!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\nRequiring A Reason Love Lends Meaning!<br\/>\nFor Love Remains the One\nGreater Exultant Truth!<br\/>\nLove is what inspires us all to Live out\nour Dreams!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nreally is what makes the world go round again!<br\/>\nIn bending the\nmost, the tiniest heart bends time itself,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nbending the most, the smallest may move mountains!<br\/>\nHarmoniously\nembracing, every possible past and future!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nneither love nor harmony are yet constrained by reason!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nForever\nyoung, wild roses blossom in the cracks of sidewalks!<br\/>\nEnsuring\nlove springs eternal in the hearts of fools everywhere.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nmore in the name of love? Enough love to move the world!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis never-ending Childhood’s End every Child of God comprehends!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\neach Ugly Duckling must rise above themselves and become the swan!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDiscovering\nthe fountain of youth, learning how to love ourselves properly!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBring\nMe a Higher Love<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIn\nmany duets falling on your ass gracefully,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCounts\nfor extra points and sparkling laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nlesson being that anything becomes a blessing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nYou Really Love People,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nYou Really Care About Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nyou Desire to Love them more,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou only Desire to see them Happy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou Wish to see them all Smile again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou desire To Give, whatever you can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou hope to enjoy, More Time together!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou Want them To Feel, just like you do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Want To Let, The Good Times Roll!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nsometimes, we have Yet to really learn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nmeans more to US, than anything else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nshould we Give, More of our attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nmight we all Try Harder to accomplish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nis it we wish, to Spend More energy on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nshould we spend our Time dwelling on.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we all prefer to Deal With Ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we desire, to Dedicate Time to doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we seldom wish others To Deal With!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we really prefer to do with Our Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nshould remain at the Top of our Agenda!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo We Desire we had a lot more time for!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we really enjoy Spending Time Doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo you wish to be Doing More of instead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ncan Really be more Worthwhile to others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo We appreciate, more than most things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nMight We Really Happen To Still Hold Dearest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ncan really bring more smiles to any faces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nembodies, that which we value above all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we really value above everything else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we want to encourage, in our own life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nwho and what to avoid or ignore altogether!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAny\nanxious inner voices, frequently, better ignored,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAngry\ninner voices, often better for us to keep in check!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nTruer Silence of Inner Peace, attending their absence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnswering\nthe call, yet again, to Dance to our silent music;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nour own silent voice becomes the Loudest in the room!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nwe choose to pay attention, to our own Truth,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nloudest voice of all coming from the human heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nmost profound silence of all, a Hidden Treasure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSinging\nwith unrestrained sincerity and conviction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDancing\nTo The Music of Our Unchained Melody,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSpeaking\nin tongues only our hearts understand!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDancing\nto rhythms only our feet comprehend,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMetaphors\nfor mama’s all encompassing love.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThink\nabout it…. there must be higher love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHidden\nin your heart, or in the stars above.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nit..….. life’s but wasted time….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLook\ninside your heart, I’ll look inside mine.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThings\nlook so… bad… everywhere,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nthis whole world what is fair?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nwalk blindly… trying to see,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFalling\nbehind in what could be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBring\nme a higher love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBring\nme a higher love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBring\nme a higher love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere’s\nthat higher love I’ve been thinking of?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLet\nus rise above on a higher love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwill wait for it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’m\nnot too late for it.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUntil\nthen, I’ll sing my song,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\ncheer the night along.<br\/>\n(Steve Winwood)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nAlright If You Hate Me!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nalright if you hate me, it’s alright if you don’t.<br\/>\nI’m not\nafraid of you runnin’ away honey,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTwenty\nbucks says you won’t…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere\nain’t no use in pretending!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNo\nsense, in our trying to deny it!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nthe one thing you can’t hide,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nwhenever you’re Crippled inside!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUnable\nto Just Saying No to yourself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUnable\nto admit who’s in charge here.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPersonal\ncredit rating Down the Toilet!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUncertain\nhow you don’t trust yourself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUncertain\nif you can even trust Yourself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHeartache\nyet dogging you at every turn!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHaunted\npast Foreshadowing your future.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSomething\ninside of you is feeling like I do,<br\/>\nWe’ve\nSaid All There Is To Say!!!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBaby,\nBreakdown, go ahead and give it to me!<br\/>\nBreakdown honey take me\nthrough the night!<br\/>\nBreakdown I’m standing here, can’t you\nsee,<br\/>\nBreakdown, it’s all right…… It’s all right!<br\/>\nIt’s\nall right, you can hate me in the morning.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Tom\nPetty)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMindless\nRhetoric<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMindless\nrhetoric ceaseless chatter,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMock\nmock mockery, of mockery,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMocking\nEchoes Lost to the Void.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nwelcome, unless unheard,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nuninvited, long unheard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ncan be ignored, for long,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ngranting anyone peace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCreating\nendless distractions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlattering,\nMe, Myself, and I!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpouting\ncrap, none believe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto mock us, yet again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProvide\nconstant company!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nall the more unwelcome.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaunting\nus, to our grave.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nlisten, to anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefuse,\nto stop babbling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\neternally, chattering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBullshit\nno one believes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOver\nnothing particular!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust,\nmeaningless noises!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nmore gobbledygook!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTotally\nmeaningless, crap.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nsmall babies playing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\na herd forever braying,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBirds,\nperpetually singing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDogs,\nall enjoying barking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCats\nyowling at each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrickets,\neternally chirping!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGuinea\nhens all advertising!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nso many hens, clucking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike,\nnoisy roosters crowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMonkeys,\nalways screeching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeacocks\nkeeping you awake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople,\nconstantly screaming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\na brain, in their head!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting,\nover who is fighting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nof any actual awareness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nhearing themselves talk!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShouting\nover who is shouting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFoolishly\nwandering anywhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ncaring about their future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\never really being home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nof what’s around them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nof anything happening,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\naware, what they’re doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nwondering, who they are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nthey are all still unaware;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\none clue, where they are going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nanything done may mean,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nanything could ever mean.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnconscious\npecking and scratching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnconsciously\nbobbing and weaving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCackling,\nwhile talking to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\ncareful, to appear to look busy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nto strut like a bad rooster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nto all sound so convincing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nto act even more indignant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nto glare at everyone around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering,\nto not turn your back again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nto watch one another’s, next move!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nwithout any thought, in their brain;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMany\nfrightened, by their own shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nmy own personal advice to others,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRather\nthan boxing their own shadow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnderstandably\nmore often than not,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowever\nthings happen to turn out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever,\nturns out to be the case!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhoever\nhappens to be listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThis\nreflects, my stupid opinions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nMaster Socrates would tell me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe’s\nthe last person to teach anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone,\ncould ever pay him for talking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncould pay him, for any opinions,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nnever could, teach anyone anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere’s\njust no way, to make some listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nhimself, never any good at it anyway,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nhimself unable, to make anyone listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\nmerely learn, whatever they desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\nonly see, whatever they want to see!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\nmerely hear, what they wish to hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nis important, abides forever within all;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nhe could do, is encourage them to think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nwithout any acceptance in your heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThinking\nis all but completely impossible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nhearts must all listen to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nthey can accept everything else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nthe reason why the only advice,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nI normally prefer to offer at all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhoever\nit is they might actually be,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nfriends, family, and neighbors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nodd casual stranger I might meet,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nknow, whoever seems to desire it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Whoever\nwon’t take no for an answer!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nto nonchalantly humorously suggest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\napply Cartoon Logic, to everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfuzzier, Indeterminate Bullshit kind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\ninsist our world conform to reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\ninsist, that everything makes sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nworks for me I say yet few ever apply it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDespite\neveryone almost always, agreeing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nall any has to do, is to stop insisting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nall they ever need do is be irrational.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nall they ever have to do is just let go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nall they have to do is have some fun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBouncing\noff walls, just for the hell of it all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nsimply to hear themselves laugh!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nround circles, just for the fun of it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrawling\nafter, any dust bunnies and bugs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaping\nall around, as if chasing butterflies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChasing\nyour own tail as if a dog with fleas!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowling\nat the moon like a total loonytoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTripping\nand falling, over your own two feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\nall over the place on your own butt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nto never fall hard or get seriously hurt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nof everybody else, in the room with us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJumping\nright back up with a grin, just to do it all over again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nDon’t Forget the Most Important Part of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan’t\nforget the most critical aspect, of cartoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKeep\ntrying to figure it out, if that doesn’t work!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nlaugh at any punch lines, you’ll figure it out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nlaughing, you’ll find out who you want to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFind\nyourself, and discover the wonderment of life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFind\nyourself, and then discover who you really are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKeep\nlaughing at jokes until you discover your truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEventually,\nanybody will fall down upon their knees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nwhosoever you desire to be in the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nhumbled, or rolling across the floor, hysterical!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPerhaps\nthe hero of your own, Ugly Duckling dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nby relaxing and trying to have fun as ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nfigure that running in circles, using our autopilot,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nsafer than countless, other popular alternatives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\naddition, to being healthier for an ailing heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBesides\nbeing seriously endorsed, by the AMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\ncapable of laughing gently at ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nall the usual, sarcasm and mockery,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEncouraging\nall our friends, to laugh along,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\npreferable to ever really hurting anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreferable\nto anyone hurting all the time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nmy neighbors, yell at me less often;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCalling\nthe cops much less frequently!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\ninstead of, running and screaming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\npretend I can play guitar and sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nneeding to take any lessons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nworried about how bad I am!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nworried, what they think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\naround my apartment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\nnaked as a jay bird!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnable,\nto read my own mind,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI’m\nnever quite sure if I’m singing or screaming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\nMaking\nmindless rhetoric, a thing of the past!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShadow\nBlind Vision<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShadows\nlinger of that which No Longer Exists;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTestifying\nto what has long Since Disappeared!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\na name forever Remains Unchanged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nA Purpose Still Possesses Direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nMeaning, Yet Clarifies Everything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIlluminating\nDark Shadows, In My Mind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCaressing\nSilence, Touching Each Note!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nCan’t Exist Still Somehow Does.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPursuing\na River of Tears Lost at Sea.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncan’t be revealed reveals itself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSparkling\nLight, Filling My Vision!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilent\nFireworks Go Off Endlessly,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRevel\nCeaselessly in Wonderment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEons\nafter my having closed them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoing\noff endlessly as if a holiday;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nof what might arise next!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware,\nIf That Means Anything,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiaspora\nof lilting singsong voices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nany threshold of Sensation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nany and All comprehension.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nRaggedy edges of awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nenthralling me with Blind Visions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nDreams, Beyond Imagination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nPanoramas That The Blind Might See.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nSounds Beyond the Range of Hearing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsensations mere Words can’t Describe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nResonances that abound with new life;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nthoughts Beyond mere Words to relay!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nconcepts no mere mortal would Grasp!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsilent melodies which remain unheard,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsubtle nuances escaping consciousness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nRoaring Silence, Awakening Our Dead.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nvast dry oceans beyond the setting sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nLanguid rivers of amorphous shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\npoems recited merely Muttering words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nevanescence enveloped in All Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nStill dances performed without Moving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInvisible\npresences lurking in quiet depths!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuieter\nSilence enveloping the white noise.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlumbering\ndormant forms on tranquil fog!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\napparitions Haunting one another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nwaters of life come alive of themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnbound\nhorizons Lost within distant haze!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\na Stupor specters awaken to their Dreams,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nAll Substance Still Wandering Forever.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nWhat Stubbornly Remains Unknown!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nWhatever Science Might Yet Discover.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\na Tree Falls in The Forest and None Hears It!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndeaf may still hear that which is important.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe blind can see the warmth of the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost unconscious can always be awakened!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost overwhelmed may yet still be touched!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlame may all still walk the road less traveled;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndead would once again watch the setting sun.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilently\nlingering Between The Notes of the music!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilently\nLingering between the corners of my mind,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSheer\nPoetry In Motion, Our Entire Universe Shares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGolden\nSilence Attending The Victory of The Silence;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\nInvisible Moonbeams Still Rapture the Blind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilent\nMelodies Playing Only For the Ears of The Deaf.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nAll abiding the Relentless passage of eternity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nGranting Everyone, Everything And Nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nnever putting up, any kind of Real Resistance;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nForever Surrendering To The Truth All Share.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\na Memory we can see In Complete Darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgotten\nmemories of what escapes our imagination.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgotten\nmemories, of what escapes our attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInvisible\nMemories, Pointing the Way Into the Light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBubbling\nBabbling Brook Fanning The Eternal Flames!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing,\nTo The Haunting Melody Between The Notes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nBlooming Hot Springs Still Igniting The Flames!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nKindling\nAll Creation, Awareness, and Destruction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nUnchained\nsilent laughter lingers in the distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherever\nephemeral properties of lowly matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherever\nthoughts of past, present, and future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCoalesce\ninside the nexus of unbound eternity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTime\nabides acquiescing to savor the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnothing will happen until its return.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nEverything awaits its appointment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nVague inside relativistic horizons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPatiently\nawaits the slightest hint of change.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPatiently\nAttentive To Our Slightest Desire.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStupendous\nDreamscape Metamorphoses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwans\nall transform Into Ugly Ducklings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArising\nfrom the Water into the Sunlight,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadow\nBlind Vision following the light,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nconflated With Second Sight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nconfused with mere dreams,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nconfused with the darkness;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nconflated with all madness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfusing\nany memory with Thought!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nwhat is occurring is memory.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether such Distinctions Matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nthe past awaiting our future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpside\ndown inside out and twisted.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\ndepends on who you might ask!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInside\nEinstein’s relativistic universe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInside\nthe void of my own ignorance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nforever within a memory of God.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomewhere\nover the colorful rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nvoice irresistibly imploring me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nmore of my blind visionary artwork!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstincts\nall arousing the swan within me;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsights\ninto that which remains undreamt.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nImploring\nme to make her look all beautiful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInnocently\ngiggling from beneath her blanket!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nme she squirms laughing delightfully.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInviting\nme to come play with her, all over again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nremind her if she wants we can make yet another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBehind\nAn Open Door… There Lies A Million More…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClarice\nlay down your mind… its there just hard to find.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollow\nme… as we wind our way…… away…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTime\nis coming soon… I’ll find you…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n(America)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAmazing\nGrace<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMy\nblind brother sees just as clearly,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthose with better eyesight, ever see,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nhe sees, that which is not seen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAmazing\ngrace always comforting him,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nall the rest of his days and beyond.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nassures me angels watch over him,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\ndespite being totally agnostic,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nreally and truly, do believe him;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nknown a few, in my time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nmet some of them, myself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nwitnessed, a few in action!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nI tell people you always know,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nGod, our Truth, or nature;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhatever you might like to call it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBegins\ntalking to you Boys and Girls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nyou need to pay more attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nyakking and pay more attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlap\na little cold water upon your face.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWake\nup and smell the coffee brewing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFocus\nmore, on whatever is happening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttentive\nto the more pregnant silences!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthanks and praise to Mama and Papa!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthanks and Praise for Great Loving truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nknow bereft Heart Our Truth is meaningless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nKnow the Sweet Scent of Their Own Wild Roses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nlong last the Bitter Cold Winter Snow Has Retreated!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nlong last Sweet Cleansing Spring Rains grace our world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSweet\nRains Falling on Wild Roses Blooming In the Desert!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nagain the Waters of Life reanimate my entire world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nassure him that my eyes are his for the rest of his days,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif he were one of my own much beloved brothers;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExplaining\nthat he is the man the rock in my life,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none who I depend on.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nsay I am often humble,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nit never really feels that way around him,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nI cannot do other than to just be myself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting\nthat I know, that the only thing I know,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeans\nI often know nothing except:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nCalls And Papa Is My Rock!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nI’m aware of amazing grace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAlice\nin Wonderland<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHair\nTrailing Whipping Up The Breeze!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nScattering\nRainbows in Her Long Wake,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nSoars High Over Her Wonderland!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCircling\nover a Deep Blue event horizon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurveying\nthe Bounty of a Fertile Valley!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nResplendent\nWith all manner of animals.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLush\nwith a variety of Abundant Foliage,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOld\ngrowth forests of noble oak and pine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPastoral\ndioramas of Peaceful Tranquility!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeandering\nsomewhere over the rainbow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nSomewhere Within a Memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomeplace\npast lost boys NeverNever land!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nAlone, Knows All the Long Lost Secrets.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone may stare into the heart of the sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone sees what eyes alone can never see!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNavigating\nBlind Within the Memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ninfinity and beyond deeper event horizons,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nknown dark territory On The Far Side!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\nGenuine Child of the Virgin Valley Below.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nalone can go, wherever her mother can go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nAlone Dwells in Everyplace Simultaneously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone, Takes the Road less traveled by others.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone knows the location of Hidden Treasure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nTime Itself may sometimes stand very still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nOblivion Changes everything in an Instant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\ndown can become just Another Distraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nAny direction your heart leads becomes up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nJuxtapositions in every Recursion converge!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nshApeS and SIZES Can All Become Relative.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe paradox of existence reveals Deep Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nparallel lines constantly converge Diverging.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nWhat you Don’t Know becomes Important.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhat you never knew Becomes Significant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhat You Discover you know is Ignorance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhat you didn’t think Is often the question.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhat you know All turns out to be Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhatever you avoid Can Become of Import.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhatever you perceive remains Mysterious.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhat you Never did do Becomes Important!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nA Plethora, Of Curiouser Caricatures Dwell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nWhat in Hell we might be Accomplishing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhy\neverybody sparkles the harder any Bullshit Flies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nif there’s still some sort of Actual Opening.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nIf Rabbit Holes Come With a Rock Bottom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\neight root metaphors hold keys to Heaven’s Gates;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nDesires to peek behind the curtain at the Wizard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSee\nwho it is, that has their Finger on all of the Buttons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nfirst gathering all the Keys to Heaven’s Pearly Gates!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nhelp from her Companion the Wu Li Master Rider!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHoping\nto Discover The Secrets to All Heaven and Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSecrets\nSo Fantastic, Even Our Blind, Deaf, and Overcome!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWould\nSee, Hear, And Feel The One True Love, Emanating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndragon alone possesses the ignorant virtue to,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnswer\nthe wild call, of her mama nature’s pleasure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAbiding\nat the end of the road less traveled by anybody!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAbiding,\nwhere its possible to forget to remember to forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAbiding,\nwhere Gravity’s Rainbow yet begins and ends again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAbiding\nwhere all can clearly see the entire stairway to heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAbiding\nwhere only the great Fractal Dragon might ever enter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArousing\nemotions no mere mortal heart may ever withstand!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice’s\nillustrious ignorant virtue embodies poetry in motion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nshe is the all powerful Avatar of Mother Nature herself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ngoes before Mother Nature, without seeing her first!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ngoes before her Father, without seeing her mother!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPossessing\nher mother’s Truly Warped sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nher words never make the slightest sense at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwho always seems to know but not quite know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwho cannot forget how to remember to forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone may be in two places at the same time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone knows, whatever she needs to know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nEternally Dwelling, Within Her Own Skin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnows\nwhat she needs to No in the present!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwhich way is UP in a black hole!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLegendary Rainbow Fractal Dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwhom none can ever hope to defy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond,\nmere mortal comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKindling\nthe flames of all knowledge!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nvoid of our ignorance within you,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nMother of All voids is her mother!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost revered ancient virgin valley.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\npowerful avatar of our mama nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nis Her Mother’s Beloved Daughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSpark Inside all which can never die.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nabiding Wonderment in our moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nKindling Curiosity and Wonder!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeginning\nof the end, of all space and time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeginning\nof the End of Gravity’s Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorant\nvirtue Espouses elegant Simplicity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRainbow\nWarriors Following Her Rainbows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nRainbows All Follow Rainbow Warriors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity’s\nRainbow dwells in everyone’s heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInvincible\npeaceful warriors ride the rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nrainbows, simultaneously in many places!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nRainbows Inspire, Everything In Creation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nRainbows Empower The Rainbow Nation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwho brings color to all Light and Darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwho’s virtue embodies all poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMother\nNature being the one she adores all day;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPapa\nshines his Truth upon his idolized favorite!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ncolors of the Rainbow yet bewitch the world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nPromise from her father Of the Waters of life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice’s\nRainbows Illuminate, The Pale Full Moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeloved\nby her father she’s her mother’s daughter,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeloved\nby her mother, she is faithful to her father!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nnever fails to guide her in the worst of storms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nrock of Ages brilliantly llluminates the rainbow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost beautiful of all Hides her true face from us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMother\nand daughter both hiding their faces from us,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nforever peering deep within the memory of God,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nSeeking the Keys, to the Gateway to Paradise;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShyly\nplays peek-a-boo, with everything in the universe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nImpish Q-Pid Often Plays With the Arrow of Time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nAlice alone knows the hidden secrets of the rabbit hole,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\neven Q-Pid’s arrows, are powerless to stop the dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Chinese\nFairytale, Wizard of Oz, Louis Carroll, Star Trek)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBliss\nBunnies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nDon’t\nWorry Just Be Happy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nmakes you Feel bad,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeave\nalone at a Good distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nmakes you feel Better,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMay\nwe all Embrace as a friend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nwhere Life may lead.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nignorant wisdom and virtue,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\nOld Forks in the Road;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nAlways Look the Same.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nForks are all Identical!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\ndirection leading home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthis Bliss Bunny anyway!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDown\na complete abstraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSideways\nis only a Distraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\ndirection leads to Heaven.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nthan the eagles can Soar.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\ncalls and Papa is my rock!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nthe most beautiful of any.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none who gives all life meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none who makes A Brighter Day,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmpowering\nAll to feel as we please!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUrging\nme once more to Embrace Joy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nDeliciously embrace my inner child!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nCelebrate Yet Another Day Dawning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nToday A Child Of God Is Celebrating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuietly\ndancing towards the silent melody in the unseen distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\naway from any really stupid bullshit I don’t need in my life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nare no wrong steps, as each becomes lighter than the last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthe birds in the trees begin joyfully singing along with me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBlissful\nsmiles abound, as we sing our playful walking song!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nagain its a brand new day as I inhabit my own center!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\ncan stop me from celebrating yet another sunrise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathing\nin and out inner peace and joy overwhelm me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilence\nof inner contentment abides peacefully with me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nalong with the Universe it sings back with me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nawareness another metaphor for our happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nreaches up through me to embrace the sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nmetaphor expressing our overwhelming Joy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nfeet know the way as the way knows Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nground below me warmly embraces my feet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHelping\nme balance while we continue our dance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nClaim, Its Always Darkest Before The Dawn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nthe light, loves to play games of peek-a-boo,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEndlessly\nsurprising, everyone and anything it might.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight scaring the pants off the poor timid shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho,\nbecause they are so shy, don’t dare make a sound.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nmuch faster than the light, shadows prefer to hide!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight being so slow, it never sees them running away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nBrave Enough to ask the light to stop scaring them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nbrave enough To Face the light about how they feel;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nbrave enough to ever tell the light they Were Scared.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe Light Never Actually Tries to Scare any Shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nhow Frail Shadows are frightened by how it plays.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLight only wants to have fun not frighten Pale Shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSmiling\nwith my entire body at the warmth of the rising sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnthusiastically\nembracing the wisdom my inner child offers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nreassure our shadows, that the light means them no harm.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nthe blazing light, wouldn’t deliberately hurt a single soul!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nthe light, will occasionally scare the pants off of everyone;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nthe light only wishes to play endless games of peek-a-boo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nthe Worst Personal Tragedy is to become afraid of the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nworst tragedy for many Is to never embrace the light again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nworst tragedy for too many is closing their eyes to the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe light can Frequently Seem to be Brighter than it really is!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nthe light may also seem to be much scarier than it really is,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nthe light, might even hurt our eyes if we’re not ready.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfusing\nhappiness with avoiding fear we forsake contentment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nhabits can become the beginning of suffering and confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeeling\ndeep in my loins, that my life can never be the same again;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nmy past with a sigh seeing the future unfold before me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nembrace the greater context of One Truth along with my shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nwalk the road less traveled, and make new friends along the way,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nboldly go where none has ever gone before in search of happiness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe only thing that I know is I actually don’t know anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\ndeliciously between gossamer moonbeams to my own silent melody,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nnearby a brand new morning bliss bunny lies cuddling in bed nursing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(For\nHeron)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChildish\nFathers<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“My\nheart leaps up,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“When\nI behold A rainbow in the sky:”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“So\nwas it when my life began;“<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“So\nis it now I am a man;“<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“So\nbe it when I shall grow old,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Or\nLet Me Die!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"The\nChild Is Father Of The Man;"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"And,\nI Still Yet Wish All of My Days,"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"Be\nBound Each to Each, By Natural Piety!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"For\nWhen I Was A Child, I Spake As A Child;"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"I\nComprehended as a Child, I Thought as a Child:"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“But,\nwhen I became a man I put away childish things.”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Learning\nto value, whatever my society places value on.”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Yet,\nforever, Wonder remains the beginning of all wisdom,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Hope\nstill burns eternal in the light at the end of every tunnel,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“And\nblessed are the most vulnerable hearts amongst all creation,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“For\nthe gentlest hearts are the strongest, bending without breaking,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Laboring\naway in the darkness, somehow knowing without knowing,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“They\nhave to give in order to receive, and that can require a leap of\nfaith.”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Somehow\nknowing, each must give whatever they can in order to receive.”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(William\nWordsworth, the Bible, Socrates, Albert Camus)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nChoose\nNot to Choose<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNo\nMore Brooding, Or Shuffling About!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nMore Walking in Shame and Regrets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nMore Hiding, From The Entire World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nMore Wallowing In My Own Self-pity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nToday\nI Go Through The Door, A New Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nToday\nI leave all my regrets at the door!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToday\nI Strip away all of the old Labels!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPiercing\nGaze Upon the path before me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\ndemeanor itself shouts no Nonsense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\ncan make me take the Next step!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\none can intimidate me in the slightest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nshall doubt my personal confidence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan forbid me from moving forward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan stop me from making my Ascent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nCould Ever Stop An Irresistible Force of Nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nToday A Child of God, Walks The Earth Reborn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmore wallowing regretting my wallowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeandering\naimlessly Alone in the wilderness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmatter what defense Offered for any Delays!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmatter what your lame brain may say to you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nAre No New Beginnings Or Dramatic Endings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\ntaking one step After another and another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof whatever we may think we perceive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof any Objections that we may conceive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof any Threats we might decide to make!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nnext action I take Remains entirely Unavoidable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShort\nof violating Relativity and quantum mechanics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShort\nof Violating everything Known about any Logic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShort\nof Vanishing Completely off the face of the earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\nIncomprehensible To those less self-assured!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nany mystical mysticism to ever relay to humans!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nany Feeble attempts to categorize, box, and label!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nparadox of existence beyond any and all imagination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe only thing anybody Really knows is nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPapa’s\ngreat Truth remains the source of mama’s affections!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nlove is irresistible but she has a wicked sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUgly\nDucklings, must all ascend the great Stairway to Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nAll Speaking in One Voice Yet With Different Tongues!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nFrame of Mind Can Make All the Difference in the World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(A\nSilent Melody Echoes Endlessly Inside the Empty Void!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmere mortals only think we know what we’re doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmere mortals often confuse ourselves unnecessarily!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmere mortals are tiny infants learning how to crawl!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmere mortals, revel in crapping in our own diapers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmortals forever remain big babes to somebody else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmere mortals are Fated to fall on our own fat asses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmortals only see our reality, through a lens darkly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmortals have only to open our eyes in order to see.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nhave but To Listen in order for everybody to hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nhave but to accept our lives to discover ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust first accept our world to conquer ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmortals are but ants, ascending the Empire State!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust first open our hearts and minds to succeed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust first embrace being honest with ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nour mama nature is never really a choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nhas been according to any logic I know of!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nhas been, in my own experience anyway!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever,\nin anybody’s experience that I know of!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nchoose not to choose, so I may listen instead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nChoosing To Listen, Instead of Talking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMany\nare quite pleased, to find they possess:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTremendous\nwisdom remembering to listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTremendous\nwealth of personal experience!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTremendous\nriches within their awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTremendous\nmotivation to pay it forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nits their Heart that really matters:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nany inanely calculating stupid brains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nbeating hearts can inform our brains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nour hearts may make sense of things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nhearts, can lend everything meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou feel love or it needs more work!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou feel warmth, or you’re still cold!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou give greater love or lose sparkle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou accept your joy or bite the bullet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou choose to be happy, or you don’t!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou gets a joke or you never do laugh!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou make an effort or don’t really care!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nso, says a mindless chattering lame brain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nso, our mindless ego eternally droning on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nso says the accepted conventional wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nso say those always waffling on everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgos\nall having no actual awareness of anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgos\nare but monkeys all chattering on our backs,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgo\nhas no real awareness of others or themselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgo\nlikes to talk, but doesn’t know a damned thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgo\nseldom shuts up long enough to learn anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nI choose not to choose to laugh hard again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nover my choices I still choose not to choose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nall the louder aware it means I get to choose.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nat my choosing not to choose any foolishness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nknowing my gentle laughter is my own choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nrealizing I couldn’t care who hears me laughing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nand sobbing the tears begin to roll down my face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nat the sound, of my own worst hysterical laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\naware laughter can frequently be the best medicine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing,\nI choose not to choose to not worry about the future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nknowing dwelling on bad choices is only a bad choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nbecause for better or worse we all have to make choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\naware that I also get to choose what are the worst choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\naware it seldom matters, which is actually the worst choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nbecoming aware that nobody can ever pop their own bubble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nme, myself, and I can choose not to choose, from the very best!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nagain, somewhere over the rainbow, deep inside some memory of God;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCharming\ntoddlers remain forever triumphant even when they make no sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBaby\nVelvet Jesus Saved By Rhinestones!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKen\nand Barbie, Are Saved By Their Accessories!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile,\nGoldilocks Plays Around With Her Ken Doll!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nConfusing\nCounterfactual, Contrarian Contradictions!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\nquite Certain whether they are coming or going.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDreams\nand nightmares of Vacuous lowbrow slapstick!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSome\ngirls give me diamonds some girls give me cloths!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKen\nand Barbie’s Dreamhouse is saved with rhinestones!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKentucky\nFried Chickenshit in Her Own EasyBake Oven,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nlightbulb can never come on if the door doesn’t open!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestones\nMade in America And Imported from China.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestones\nare Fun but diamonds are a girl’s best friend!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\nto be confused with mere crappy plastic imitations!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestones\ncan come and go but Friends are here to stay!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestone\ncowboys Get cards and letters From Strangers.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSizzling\nbedazzling rhinestones Ken and Barbie like it hot!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDark\nshadows of Green Acres reign over Gilligan’s Island!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBarbie’s\nRhinestones Saved Baby Velvet Jesus From Satan!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nif God was one of us? Would our rents go up again?<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus is my Landlord Shepard and I shall not want,<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYeah\nThough I Walk Through The Valley of The Shadow of Death,<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nshall fear no evil thirdworld cheap knockoff reproductions!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNor\nthe insidious alien anal probe, mindcontrol conspiracy!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJesus\nis my landlord but he won’t fix anything on Sunday!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBetraying\nanonymity golden Silence Follows Velvet Jesus.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFaster\nthan his own Bullets, Velvet Elvis Left the Building.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHeaven\nand Earth alone Know the Joys of Velvet Rapture!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nSecond Coming is a reminder the gift keeps on giving.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\npearly gates of heaven use only authentic rhinestones!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nfuture is so bright Velvet Elvis and Jesus wear shades!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestone\nVelvet Elvis has the gift of Sparkling Laughter.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\njust $10.oo more Velvet Elvis comes with a Laugh Box.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestones\nfading into the sunset like the western heroes!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTwinkling\nlike the stars upon the Hollywood walk of fame.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus just left Chicago, he’s bound for New Orleans!!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus just left Chicago, he’s bound for New Orleans!!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHell…\nYeah!!!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTook\na jump through Mississippi…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMuddy\nWater, turned to wine…….<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTook\na jump through Mississippi….<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMuddy\nWater, turned to wine………<br\/>\nThen out to California\nthrough the burning forests and the pines!<br\/>\nTake me with you,\nVelvet Jesus, Velvet Elvis has left the building!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\nmight not see him in person, but he’ll see you just the same…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\nmight never see him in person but he’ll see you just the\nsame.<br\/>\nYou don’t have to worry, ’cause takin’ care of business is\nhis name!<br\/>\n(Rolling\nStones, Carol Chaning, Pink Floyd, ZZ Top)<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~~~\n~~~ ~~~ ~~~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Shine\nOn You Crazy Diamond!~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Remember\nwhen you were young~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~You\nShone Like The Sun~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Shine On You Crazy…\nDiamond!!!~*<br\/>\n*~Now There’s A Look In Your Eyes~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Like\nBlack~~Holes~~In~~The Sky!~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Wormholes~Leading~Nowhere~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Dark\nShadows of Days, Gone By~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Specters\nCommanding Our Future!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Ghostly~Echoes~Hallowed~Ground!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Mysterious\n~Brief~Candles*~ Flickering~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~The\nDead~Rise~*Up*~Only~To~Lie Down~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Motionless!~*Cacophony*~In~The\nSilence!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Echoing\nThat~*Which*~No~Longer Exists!~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Yet\nThe…Spark…Within…May…Never Die!~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Light~Forever…Penetrating…Deepest…Darkness!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*<\/font>~Shine\n*On*~*You*~*Crazy*~*Diamonds!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~You\nWere..*Caught*…In…The Crossfire!~*<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*Placed\nOn…A…Pedestal*…And Used*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*Treated*Like*A*Trophy*Prize*~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Blown\n*On~The~*Steel Breeze~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Come\nOn You Target For Faraway Laughter~*<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Threatened\nBy Shadows And Exposed In The Light.~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Come\nOn You Stranger, You Legend, You Martyr, And Shine!~*<br\/>\n*~You\nReached For The Secret Too Soon, You Cried For The Moon!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Shine\nOn~You~Crazy~Diamond!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Well\nYou Wore Out Your Welcome~*<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~With\nRandom Precision… Rode On The Steel Breeze~*<br\/>\n**~Come On You\nRaver**~** You Seer Of Visions~**<br\/>\n*~Come On You Painter* You\nPiper* You Prisoner* And Shine!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Alas,\nPoor Yorick! I Knew Him, Horatio, A Fellow of Infinite Jest~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOf\nmost excellent fancy, he hath borne me on his back a thousand times,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nNow How Abhorred in My Imagination it is, My Gorge Rises at It!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Pink\nFloyd, Shakespeare)<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“*`Karma\nChameleon`*”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*‘Every\nday, is like survival’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*’I’m\na man without conviction’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*‘I’m\na man, who doesn’t know’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*’How\nto sale, a contradiction? ‘*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*’You\ncome and go, you come and go’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*&“*’Karma,\nkarma, karma, karma, karma chameleon’*”&*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~’*@~“*’You\ncome and go, you come and go’*”~@*’~*<br\/>\n‘*@~“*’Loving\nwould be easy if your colors were like my dreams’*”~@*’<br\/>\n‘*@~“*’Red,\ngold, and green, red, gold, and green’*”~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~“*’Karma,\nkarma, karma, karma, karma chameleon’*”~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*’You\ncome and go, you come and go’*”~@*’~*<br\/>\n‘*@~“*’Loving\nwould be easy if your colors were like my dreams’*”~@*’<br\/>\n*~‘*@~“*’Red,\ngold, and green, red, gold, and green!’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~“*’Chameleons\nneed reality to go with their dreams.’*”~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~“*’Walking\nthe walk our dreams all fly free’*”~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~@~“*’The\nturning of the screw’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~“*’Its\na gift to be able to use another person’s words.’*”~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~*’If\nyou like penecoladas and taking walks in the rain’*~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~*’Rather\nthan just getting wet all the time’*~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~*’Choosing\nthe high road our dreams fly free’*~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~*’Dancing\ndelightfully between invisible moonbeams.’*~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Boy\nGeorge original lyrics)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nStanding\nOut<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\npopular rock band Yes once sang:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n"I’ve\nSeen, All Good People,"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n"Turn\nTheir Heads Each Day!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n"So\nSatisfied, I’m On My Way!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nExpressing\na Common Attitude.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nAny nail that Stands Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nones that rise above all the rest,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich Seldom appears to Fit In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncatches the Public Eye too often!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\nis just Pounded down hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBob\nMarley was singing sentimentally,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n"How\nlong shall they kill our prophets,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nWe Stand Aside and Look?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nSay, It’s Just A Part of It;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe’ve\ngot to fulfill the book.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWon’t\nyou help… me sing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nsongs of freedom,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt’s\nall… I ever had…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRedemption,\nsongs.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\na man shot him!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAfter\nmerely two days,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\ngot back up on stage,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsisting\nhe keep working.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nmaking things worse,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nspreading more hatred,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nDesiring a Hell on Earth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\npaused to take a day off!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJohn\nLennon they flat out killed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGunning\nhim down at close range,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif Somehow he’d Insulted them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nsinging that love is all you need,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nasking us to give peace a chance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nas a small child I stood out, and got pounded down hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPounded\ninto the dirt until I couldn’t tell which way was up.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nmy own parents, siblings, country, and entire culture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThrown\ninto the deepest Blackest Hole in all Calcutta!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nCrap was constantly raining down upon me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nfew ever doubt there’s no such thing as up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nI learned how to dig all the faster and deeper!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto hide from a ton of crap reigning down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nAvoid Standing Out, No Matter The Cost!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nnever standout, if it can be avoided at all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nstanding out is a mistake when others;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDecide\nwho can talk, and who must listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDecide\nwho may live and who will suffer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nAthenians killed my Master Socrates,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nhaving the Audacity to ask questions,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nthose fools who were willing to Listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSetting\nan all time low standard for greed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nZombies\nkilling all those asking questions,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNeutrality\nbecame exceedingly unpatriotic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCooperative\nGovernment is a contradiction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmeaning of words we have always used!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoes\nflying straight out the nearest Window;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThree\nStooges contesting what Stupid means!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncessantly\ndebating who is the best example.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nabout who is causing all the Fighting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nTo Prove, They’re All Ready To Fight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nmoney does the driving none is steering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nDaring to Agree with their own dictionary.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nnone ever dares Ask the simple questions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLights can be on when nobody is ever home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\neveryone is reduced to going on Autopilot.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthey’re Busy Playing with their cellphones.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLead\na horse to water you still can’t make it think,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwords have become our mindless weapons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\ndares to still stand out, even the slight bit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\none dares to ever stand out, speaking the truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBillionaires\ncreated, by any popular undying thirst!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nwealthy place bets while goading everyone on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsisting\nnone could actually ever Trust each other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nif we kill people for simply asking questions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nif nobody ever really wants to Hear the truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nImplying\nwe require Their Elaborate Interpretations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nrequire thoughtful planning as well as Reactions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nFor the freedom of all those willing to Fight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDetailed\ninstructions for Stomping upon any middle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nfor the freedom to say what freedom means!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis just a joke if you can’t get the punch lines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnsuring\nNever-ending Armageddon never does end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nevery mindless zombie knows, shit rolls downhill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nensure nobody actually dares to listen to questions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeaning\nany further discussion, is out of the question!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nensure no one dares to crack jokes they seldom like!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nensure few might ever dare to laugh out loud again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nnone may even agree on the common dictionary,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nneutrality becomes, the worst of all fashions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlaw of the excluded middle masquerades as reason.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nnone may even agree on the definitions of words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nthe mainstream never wanted to hear the truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlaw of contention eternally stomping on the middle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMasquerading\nas whatever tough love, they all think up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCommitting\nmass suicide, they all quarrel over ideology!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLemmings,\nall determined to march right over their cliff!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBlaming\none another for their demise all the way down,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEndless\ncomplaints never failing to fall upon deaf ears!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nin the game of cutthroat poker nobody ever listens.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nit is every man for himself there are no winners!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis just the right to claim you have no choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nstanding out may only be used as a distraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nactually talking is the most dangerous thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReflecting\nmindless flock, pecking order thinking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPay\nattention to our bullshit, instead of that crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nsee no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil is evil,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nJust More of the Same Three Stooges Slapstick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOld\nschool Vaudeville, physical comedy routines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPaying\nmuch more attention to any angry bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI’ve\nseen all good people turn their heads each day,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nwhether to run in the opposite direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThree\nStooges pecking orders are a fall back position!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\na collective group shortage of memory and brains;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\npreserve the flock by protecting collective memories,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsing\nnegative memories, at least the flock has a chance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nawaiting the day they might become self-aware!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nsearching for answers in their nightmare fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe lights are left on because nobody is actually home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComedians\ncomplaining, the mindless masses are total idiots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefusing\nto laugh at anything, not based upon the stupid truth,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nanyone caught standing out with the truth gets shot down,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthose foolish enough to ask questions get strung up by a lynch mob!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeople\nAre Strange<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeople\nare strange, when you’re a stranger,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFaces\nall look ugly, when you’re alone.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWomen\nseem wicked when you’re unwanted,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStreets\nare uneven, when you’re down!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nyou’re strange…Faces come out of the rain!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nyou’re strange…No one remembers you’re name!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nyou’re strange…When you’re strange…When\nyou’re strange…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(The\nDoors original lyrics)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nBeat Goes On in The Country of the Blind!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDiscovering\nhumility in Libertarian Paradise,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nas Unlikely as discovering a hen with teeth!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nreality, reality is beyond the worst of fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMight\nas well be True for all practical purposes!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe faraway land of the country of the blind.<br\/>\nDrums keep\npounding a rhythm to my brain!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nMad Shaman Dancing Round The Fire!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nhow humanity might survive!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYet\nthe Beat Goes On, the Beat Goes On!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPrepared\nminds are prepared to open!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nheart alone still beats in silence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRemaining\nhidden in the darkness,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOur\nlove and humor, may survive!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\nThe Beat Goes On, The Beat Goes On!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nCharleston, was once the rage!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nforever history turned the page.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto censor our mass media!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto censor, any online trolls.<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto spin all the news for you!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nextra, to know the real score.<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto keep the trash out of sight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging,\nto put a stop to the robocalls!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto lie to your face about lying!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto bill everyone, for their bills!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto stop the wolves at our door!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nwhatever they damned please!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto Silence Anybody Protesting!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nThe Beat Goes On The Beat Goes On!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDrilling\na migraine, right into our brains!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nShoving\na stake right through our hearts!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\npounding away at everybody’s skull!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBeat\ncops beating up their neighborhoods!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPepper\nspray is so much more photogenic!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHeads\nall pounding to the endless rhythm!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChoreographed\nall in the name of freedom!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nthe beat goes on, the beat continues on!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nForming\ntheir own line dance in goosestep!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDancing\njust as fast as is humanly possible!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPausing\nonly to collect everyone’s cameras!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPerfecting\nthe moonwalk we could stumble,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPositive\nonly guilty feet ain’t got no rhythm!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGoosestepping\nDown Roads All Paved In Gold!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIt\nAin’t My Revolution If You Can’t Dance To It!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nthe beat goes on, the beat always goes on!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\ndrums of war seldom elicit graceful steps.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nListening\nto the voice of our regimented muse,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMarching\nto the sound of a different drummer.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe faraway land of the country of the blind!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFreestyle\ndancing is always carefully regulated.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDancing\nby yourself is the only real alternative!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nlong as privacy remains, On Sale at Walmart!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAI\nand quantum computing are the next big thing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFreedom\nOn Sale Now at Walmart at low-low prices!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nreality TV and Professional Wrestling are real!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nLibertarian Paradise, its illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nthe beat goes on the beat goes on, without any end in sight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nForever\nDrilling a Hole Through My Mind, Body, Psyche, and Soul!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\nsay you want a revolution, you know, we all want to change the world!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBecause\nwithout heart your revolution ain’t nothing but another angry\nmob!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nListening\nto the Libertarian Paradise Gravy Train may only rot your brain!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Sony\nand Cher, Emma Goldman, George Michael, Beatles)<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWu\nLi Master Bullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWu\nLi Master met a Zen Master at a harbor pier,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBoth,\nwaiting for the same ferry boat to arrive,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\na warm, beautiful sunny summer’s day.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nafter awhile the Zen Master spoke up.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClaiming\nhe had studied for many decades,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerfecting\nthe lost Art of Walking on water!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMastering\nit so he could now Teach anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nthat they didn’t have to wait for a boat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTotally\nflabbergasted, the Wu Li shouted out:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTwenty\nYears Studious Dedicated Application!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhy?!\nWhen the ferry is only a dollar, and it’s a long walk!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nquite sure how anyone could possibly respond to that.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nPondering Deeply What the Wu Li Master Had Said!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nsuddenly chose to beg him just as humbly as he could!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nteach him the finer Mystical Arts, of Slinging Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWu\nLi replied, that the hardest lesson for most to learn,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe one People have Trouble believing:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nUnderestimate your own Potential!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncan also Study the Comedy of masters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStarting\nwith watching any better Cartoons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSuch\nas toddlers, cockroaches, and chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwrote the book on the Greatest cartoons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nmay yet teach any old clown new Tricks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nold dogs having a Soft Spot For toddlers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGentle\nhumor and not just all the Rough Stuff!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nto Gently Laugh at ourselves as well,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nlaughing at all the Foolishness of the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nto enjoy all Laughter for its own sake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNaive\nlaughter at the Naked man in the parade!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCartoon\nLogic can easily be applied to anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nbecause of any Extreme Juxtaposition!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTwo\ndimensions would describe a quarter of life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncluding\nany classical mathematics and physics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFamous\nas The School of The Bull-With-Diarrhea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngentle old bull, who’s been put out to pasture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nold Ox that all the Little Kids still enjoy riding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nold Ox who likes to Tip-Toe through the tulips.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmphasizing\ngentle humor that’s Never too Pushy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumor\nin our silent victories in silent explanations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCollective\nIgnorance that leaves anyone Speechless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProduces\nmany completely off-the-wall punch lines,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nkind you are not certain you want to Remember.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nkind that can make Everyone in the room Groan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nare capable of saying the damnedest things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nHysterical Kind causing some to roll on the floor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddler\nignorant wisdom is only Gained By Attrition.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nare Forever natural born Clowns and Artists.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddler\ncomedy is by far the more Difficult To Master.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nbeing so dim they Never Know what’s funny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nBeing Clueless as to Just How Funny they are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nall being funny When they’re Not even Trying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRolling\nalong with the punch lines counts for extra points!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\nalong they easily become the center of attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nthe tiniest tots can tirelessly sling zingers all day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nto begin with, what they’re actually saying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nwhere they are and who they’re talking to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nunwittingly sticking anything in their mouth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthat the only thing they know is nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nzingers have all the more impact and punch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes,\nthey will make mean men hysterical!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nupon reflection involving actual thinking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncluding\nstill scratching my head quizzically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nto mention, a lot of begging the question,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFending\noff, any red herrings and strawmen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\ndebating if there are any finer points,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nthe hell the words might really mean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeaning\n90% of everything, is half mental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nhalf of anything mental is your heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich,\nprefers to beat in silence, in the dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nan echo chamber filled with rubber balls,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Bingo cage, thoroughly mixing numbers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPoetry\nin motion may often resemble pure chaos!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClowns\nbumble along, forever changing direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\neven refusing to watch where they are going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nthe lights may be on but nobody is home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\naround like a chicken, with its head cut off!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nattempting to gain, everyone else’s attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nScreaming\nand shouting warning us the sky is falling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBouncing\noff all the walls, as if they’re made of rubber.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nplayful toddlers, constantly getting into everything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\ntheir rainbows, butterflies and dust bunnies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExploring\ntheir world, the only way they know how to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExploring\ntheir own world, by playing with everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting they really want everyone to be happy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting to help each other back up on their feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting, all anyone ever wanted to do was play!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting, who’s love they really admire the most!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting we’re all just big babies to someone else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting how easy it can be to forgive and forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting they are all actually brothers and sisters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nwalking down the road, less traveled by most others;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nwalks their own path up one and the same mountain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwalking hand in hand will stop each other from falling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nmany of us are more accomplished clowns than others.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nof us can have confidence, without any foolish hubris.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na batter who enjoys playing so much, they never choke!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nlearning to relax, and just do what you know to do.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nunderestimating your potential is a huge mistake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrying\nnot to be funny we may often live to regret succeeding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrying\ntoo hard to be serious we may forsake our contentment,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrying\ntoo hard to be hilarious, your jokes just aren’t that funny.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrying\ntoo hard to make people like you, is another easy mistake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\ncomedians must always first cultivate faith, in their own jokes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nin circles screaming and shouting if that’s what is required,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nmaster the fine art of slinging bullshit, follow your gentle\nlaughter.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Tiny\nTim)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\nAll Hold Dearest<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nYou\nWill Never Discover Happiness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nThe New York Stock Exchange!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ntraders will Offer to sell their stock,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt’s\njust not something they ever trade in.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nsomething that science may Quantify!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nasking to either buy or sell happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\never offering to sell stock in Happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\never talking about happiness derivatives.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\never claiming they’ve cornered the market!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\njust not something material wealth may attain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nis why starving people in the third world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nbe just as peaceful and content as anyone,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’re\njust starving to death and Want Food!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nto acquire peace, love, and happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe last Resort of the completely Incompetent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nin circles while Screaming and Shouting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nLike People Do Upon the N.Y. Stock Exchange!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nonly gets you more of the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nyou fall down on your knees,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nHumbled or Laughing at your personal foolishness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGreater Truth, is not something science can measure,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe one Greater Truth cannot be boxed and labeled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDetermining\neverything the One Truth Justifies itself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nonly our love may Inspire the humility to listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nOnly Love, Inspires Us All To Open Our Eyes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nOnly Love Inspires Us All To Open Our Ears!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nlove cultivates ignorant wisdom and Virtue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nlove embraces the naive child in each of us.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nalone can make all of humanity grateful.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNurturing\nour ability to use beautiful words;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNurturing\nembracing the silent explanation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorant\nVirtue Remains Ignorant Wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnlike\nlaughter the truth cannot be forced!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHence\nthe one Truth remains triumphant.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nour Truth speaks louder than words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLouder\nThan the Biggest Possible Bang!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLouder\nthan a Tree falling in the forest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLouder\nthan anybody wants to Know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLouder\nthan the Loudest loudmouth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSofter\nthan the gentle Rain may Fall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAmong\nothers Barry Kaufman says;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmyriad wonderful things in life,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAre\nalways there Just for the Asking,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAre\nthere if we Accept no sometimes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nContent with Whatever Life brings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nWilling To Make The Best of Things.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nby Loving might all discover love.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nby loving may We Give To Others.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nby loving might All Conquer Hate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nby loving would we Know Victory.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nin Giving may we actually Receive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis your Freedom to Be Happy with!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis your freedom to Laugh yet again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nActualize more of your True Potential!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nmake the most of all our gifts of Grace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrant yourself Any Freedom you want.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurrender\nyour simple Acknowledgment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrant yourself any Feelings you Desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nentertain any thoughts you could have.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrant yourself more freedom To Listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrant yourself the life you truly Desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nlove is to be happy with Your Journey!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nGrant Yourself The Freedom to Dance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nGrant Yourself Freedom to Sing Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbecome accepting of who we really are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\naccept the joy in becoming Free At Last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nway to happiness to embrace freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\njust know how to ask Simple questions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbe happy with our miracle to believe in!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbe Happy with our One Shinning Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbe happy in accepting Knowing nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbe what can seem Altogether Impossible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNon-judgmental\nAccepting And Embracing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nRequiring Any Expertise, Or Training.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nactually having, any requirement at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmembers only benefits or special privileges!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmental gymnastics nor dietary requirements!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nworries about your horrible credit card rating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nsponsors or recommendations are ever needed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ncommitments or swearing on the stack of Bibles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nspecial age, height, sex, or physical requirements!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nsales pitch, testimonials, nor advocates to listen to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nsurveys, forms, or flaming hoops, to jump through!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nattitudes, postures, nor beliefs for you to ever adopt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe man or woman in the mirror none really avoids!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe person in any room who still has to listen to You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe Person in the room who puts up with all your BS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe person in the room who simply pretends to argue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe person in the room who has to decide to live again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe one person in any room who doesn’t buy your Lies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSublime\nsurrender residing in sharing what all hold dearest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nResiding\nin our abiding our personal desires and Awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to accept or reject they ever have any Freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to Listen to whatever their heart may tell them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to choose not to Choose who they may become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to surrender to their heart’s desire to be Honest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to become greater than in their wildest Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to once again begin listening more than talking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to still pretend they can really lie to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nFreedom to deny anybody has any freedom whatsoever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nVulnerability Is The Fountain Of Loving Awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthat the only thing they know is they Know Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nFreedom is a Joke if you never do get the punch lines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnone may Actually Buy what can only be freely given!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthat to Love Yourself means to be happy with yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nits impossible to give anybody what they always reject!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nhappiness never was something traders comprehended!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\npoetry in motion remains beyond all human comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\nNobody ever tries to sell\nhappiness upon the New York Stock Exchange!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nsome Babylonians believe you can buy happiness on Fantasy Island!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(The\nOption Institute)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n*~A\nMiracle to Believe In~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&~*<br\/>\n*~&Rainbow\nWarriors, All Follow The Rainbow!&~*<br\/>\n*~&While Rainbows\nFollow Them Everywhere,&~*<br\/>\n*~&Occupying, All Their\nHearts And Visions,&~*<br\/>\n*~&With ambitions for peace,\nlove, and joy.&~*<br\/>\n*~&Whilst suffering the slings and\narrows,&~*<br\/>\n*~&Of more unforgiving episodic\nfortunes!&~*<br\/>\n*~&Yet, amongst the noblest of all\nqualities!&~*<br\/>\n*~&The Appreciation of Our Innate\nHumanity:&~*<br\/>\n*~&One half of me is yours…. the other\nhalf yours,&~*<br\/>\n*~&Mine own I would say; but if Mine….\nthen Yours!&~*<br\/>\n*~&And so all yours as I embrace you as I\nwould myself!&~*<br\/>\n*~&For we few, We Happy Few… we are a\nband of brothers!&~*<br\/>\n*~&The Truth’s Softest Light Shines\nAdoringly Upon the Moon!&~*<br\/>\n*~&Forever Sparking Wondrous\nLove and Inspiration Amongst Us!&~*<br\/>\n*~&Simple Desires\nFor Any To Cherish, Laugh, Play, Give, and Forgive!&~*<br\/>\n*~&As\nwell as, to upon occasion, forget, ignore, reject, protect, and to\nheal!&~*<br\/>\n*~&*&*&*&*&*Namaste*Namaste*Namaste*Namaste!*&*&*&*&~*<br\/>\n*<<<<<<<<~&*I*Celebrate*The*Multiverse*Within*All!*&~>>>>>>>>*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&*Wondrous**Miracles**For*All*To*Believe*In!*&~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&**Wondrous**Wonderment**of**Wonderment!**&~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*&*The*Spark*Within*All*That*Never*Dies!*&*~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*&*The*Eternal*Abiding*Flame*Of*Wonder!*&*~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~&*Our*Singular*Sublime*Victorious*Truth!*&~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&The*Closest*Place*To*Discover*Your*Very*Own*Miracles!&*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&Is*To*Search*For*Your*Own*Miracles*Within*All*Of*Us!&*<\/font><br\/>\n*~&That\nWhich Eternally Defines Your Freedom!&~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&That\nWhich None Could Ever Actually Steal!&~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&That\nWhich None, Might Ever Truly Corrupt!&~*<br\/>\n*~&Love and\nHonor Our One Mother and Father!&~*<br\/>\n*~&Embrace Your\nMiracle Of Great Loving Truth!&~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&Embrace\nYour Own Nature, And Loving Truth!&~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&&&&&&&&Embrace\nThat, Which Is Simply Beyond Words!&&&&&&&&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&Embrace\nThat Which, Still Remains A Miracle To Believe In!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Embrace\nThe Eternally Loving Miracle, That All Can Share!&*<\/font><br\/>\n*&&&&&&&Discover\nHow Our Love Remains Forever Young!&&&&&&*<br\/>\n***********&Treasure\nAll of Humanity As Your Long Lost Kin!&**********<br\/>\n*&Discover\nFor Yourself What Anyone Has To Offer!&*<br\/>\n*&Discover Our\nJourney Upon A Road Less Traveled!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nShadow But our Memory of the brilliance!&~**<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nBrilliance, forever Abiding within Shadow!&~**<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*Nothing\nCould Possibly, Be More Brilliant, Than Our Fellowship!*~*<\/font><br\/>\n**~*&The\nbeacon guiding Us on to The Promised Land!&*~**<br\/>\n**~&&The\nLighthouse Beacon Guiding All In The Storm!&&~**<br\/>\n**~**&&Wondr<\/font>ous\nSpark Of Life, Illuminating Our World!&&**~**<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~***&&Wondrous\nSpark Illuminating Our Darkest Nights!&&***~**<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**&*Wondrous\nTender Sparks Illuminating Our Rainbows!*&**<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n**~&*Wondrous,\nLoving, Fellowship Of Rainbow Warriors!*&~**<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n**~&*Celebrate\nThe Miracle Of Our Greater Enduring Truth!*&~**<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n**~**Celebrate\nYour Gift Of A MIRACLE, To Truly Believe In!**~**<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n**~&Celebrate\nOur, Own LOVING TRUTH, That Never Dies!&~**<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n**~&Celebrate\nGreater Miracles Restoring Humanity’s Spirit!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n**~&Celebrate\nA Miracle All Of Humanity, Might Believe In!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&Celebrate\nThe Miracle, Of Sharing Everyone’s Miracles!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nLove None Other Than Ourselves Can Ever Know!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nLove That We Alone Can Ever Give To Ourselves!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nLove That Says More Than Any Words Ever Can!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nLove Abiding Within All Of Our Beating Hearts!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span>*~The\nLove Calling Out To All Those Hearts Which Yet Beat In The\nDark!~*<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span>*~Knowing\nThat Our Love Is So Much, Much, More Than Just A Concept!~*<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span>*~<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span>Abiding\nAwareness Which Still Dwells, Within Our Moment!~*<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n*’*’The\nOne Love None Other Than Ourselves Can Know!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nLOVE That Survives The Worst Life Has To Offer!*’*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’*’The\nEternally Triumphant Forest Through The Trees!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nLove which says more than any words ever can.*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nlove that Abides within All Our Beating hearts!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nlove that takes a Licking and keeps on ticking!*’*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Our\nSilent Explanations All Rising, With The Universal Choir!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Our\nOwn Silent Voices All Become The Loudest In Any Room!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Our\nOwn Silent Victories Yet Abide, For All To Bear Witness!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’*’The\nlove we share in Raising up the Lowliest amongst us!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nLove shared between family, friends, and neighbors!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nloving gratitude, respect, and humor among friends!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nlove Showing as we all smile with our entire bodies!*’*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*’The\nlove that each may only know for themselves is real!*’*<br\/>\n*~*Our\nlove Blossoming, greater than any mere sum of parts!*~*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nsheer comfort in accepting and celebrating!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’One\nanother for merely being who we really are!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’Ourselves\nfor simply being Who We actually Are!*’*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~Free\nAt Last, Free At Last, The Roaring Silence, Become\nDeafening!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Reminding\nMe the Stars Above May Only Dance Within the Void!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*&’All\nthe fish in the oceans may only swim to greater depths’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’And,\nthe music I adore can only soar to greater heights’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’Because\nof the silent pauses, and the empty spaces’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’Enveloping\neverything everywhere in existence.’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’Between\neach twinkling mote of awareness’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’Within\neverything in the entire universe’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’Making\nit possible, for mere mortals’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’To\nsee the light without our eyes.’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’To\nlisten without having ears’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’To\ntaste without a tongue’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’To stop to\nsniff flowers’&*~*<br\/>\n<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<*&Unable\nTo Even Smell!&*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nEach But Open Their Own Hearts To A True Miracle To Believe\nIn!<\/font><br\/>\n*’*That\nwhich no mere mortal could ever hope to conquer!*’*<br\/>\n*’*That\nwhich no mere mortals can even hope to control!*’*<\/font><br\/>\n*’*That\nwhich simply by Abiding conquers All before it!*’*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’*That\nwhich asserts itself, by giving Unconditionally!*’*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*That\nwhich is more Laudable the more humble it is!*’*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*That\nwhich Is supremely Humble In Its simplicity!*’*<\/font><br\/>\n*Abiding\nJust Out Of Reach Within The Breasts Of Humanity!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*Illuminating\nThe Path upon a road less traveled!*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~Tiny\nSparks Within Us Which Cannot Actually Die!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*Illuminating\ndeliciously Lightest of Footsteps!*’*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*Illuminating\nhearts laboring In the Darkness!*’*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*Illuminating\nOur way on the darkest nights!*’*<br\/>\n*’*Illuminating\nthe way In Dazzling daylight!*’*<br\/>\n*’*Illuminating the\nBlinding Light of the sun!*’*<br\/>\n*’*Illuminating the\nShadows in Your Minds!*’*<br\/>\n*~<\/font>Like\nmy Master Socrates my One Desire!~*<br\/>\n*~To Become As Beautiful\nOutside, As In!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*To\nLive A Miracle, With Each Step I Take Along The Rainbow Path!*<br\/>\n*Yeah,\nThough I Walk Through The Valley of The Shadow Of\nDeath!*<\/font><br\/>\n*<~~~~~~~~~~I\nShall Fear No Evil!~~~~~~~~~~>*<\/font><br\/>\n*&For\nthou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me!&*<br\/>\n*&Our\nworst nightmares Slowly fading away to be forgotten!&*<br\/>\n*&’Upon\nrecalling how To Embrace a greater miracle within!’&*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&’Upon\nrecalling That Our Spark Within simply cannot die!’&*<br\/>\n*’*Allowing\nAll Of Our Loving Hearts To Speak For Themselves!*’*<br\/>\n*~*&Encouraging\nEveryone to Sing and Speak From the Heart!&*~*<br\/>\n**&**To\nlisten to the hearts of others First Listening to our own!**&**<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**’*&*Enjoying\nRecapturing More Playful Childhood Comradery!*&*’**<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**&*’*Enjoying\nAny Silences between Us as much as simple words!*’*&**<br\/>\n*’*~&’Enjoying\nour Shared Silent Explanations and Silent\nVictories!’&~*’*<br\/>\n*~**’&Enjoying Simply\nRelaxing and Sharing, whatever we still can!&’**~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*Using\nBeautiful Words All May Discover Our Bluebird of\nHappiness!*~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*Using\nBeautiful Words We Would Make Our World What We Desire!*~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*Using\nBeautiful Words All May Hear The Voices, Of Angels Singing!*~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n***Using\nBeautiful Words Our Songs May Elevate the Universal\nChoir!***<\/font><br\/>\n***Lovingly\nSpoken Words Become, Imbued With New Life and Light!***<\/font><br\/>\n**Lovingly\nSpoken Beautiful Words Could Inspire The Entire World!**<\/font><br\/>\n*Using\nBeautiful Words We Help One Another Up Onto Their Feet!*<\/font><br\/>\n*Sublime\nSurrender Yet Abides In Sharing, What All Hold Dearest!*<\/font><br\/>\n*<\/font>Our\nMutual Love And Honor, Imbuing New Life Unto All The Good\nThings!*<br\/>\n*<\/font>Our\nEnduring Freedom To Grant Ourselves, Any Love, We May Still\nShare!*<br\/>\n*~*&Beginning\nWith The Freedom To Share&*~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*&Any\nOf Our More Glorious Words!&*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~*&*For\nA Miracle To Believe In*&*~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~*&Makes\nA Brighter Day For You And Me!&*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’None\nCould Ever Corrupt That Which Remains Forever\nIncorruptible!*<br\/>\n*’Nobody may force upon themselves\nwhatever they still always reject!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’Nobody\nReal could ever steal what all know may only be given away!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’None\nmight ever lose What anyone knows could only be Given Away!*<\/font><br\/>\n*’None\ncould ever hope to destroy what Lies Beyond the physical forces!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’With\nThe Paradox Of Existence, you are what you is and that’s all it tis!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’For\na Miracle to Believe In remains The Spark within Which never\ndies!*<br\/>\n*’The miracle that all anyone ever Requires is to\nhave Faith in themselves!*<br\/>\n*’The Miraculous Truth remains\nsomething All of humanity may embrace!*<br\/>\n*’To grant\nourselves permission To Dance to the silent notes of our\nmelody!*<br\/>\n*’To become Poetry in Motion in Our moment for\nthe world to bear witness!*<br\/>\n*’Dancing Deliciously, Between\nDelightfully Invisible Gossamer Moonbeams!*<br\/>\n*’Forever,\nkindling Happiness, Joy, and Contentment with our own\nawareness!*<br\/>\n*’The silent victory is A Miracle to believe\nin that speaks louder than any words,*<br\/>\n*The silent explanation\ncontained in the silent song of ignorant wisdom and virtue,*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*The\nubiquitous poetry in motion of life forever defying all attempts at\nexplanation!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Those\nWho Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)<\/font><br\/>\n <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\nChildhood’s\nEnd<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&We\nAre All But Mother Nature’s Much Beloved Children!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Whose\nChildhoods Are Never-ending in Neverneverland!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&The\nsum of parts never actually being equal to the whole!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&None\namong us could ever comprehend the big picture!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&We\nAre But Ants Climbing The Empire State Building!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Gravity\nReminding Us All Which Way Is Still Down!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&The\nMemory Of God, Lost On The Distant Horizon!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Comforting\nOrb So Softly Illuminating Our World!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Oblivious,\nTo The Greater World All Around Us!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Oblivious\nTo Whatever Fate May Yet Await Us!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Never-Ending\nChildhood’s End In Never-land!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Ugly\nDucklings Are Fated To Become Swans!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Generally\nGuided By Instinct And Intuition!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&The\npast a Memory the future yet a dream!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Wherein\neight dimensions in a singularity!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Blazing\nlighthouse Beacon in all darkness!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Papa’s\nall encompassing truth guiding me!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nUndeniable Truth of our consciousness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nConsciousness of life is higher than life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nknowledge of Happiness is higher than happiness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nIs What We Have, To Fight Against!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nI shall, I shall fight against it! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\nIf\nonly we all wanted it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEverything\ncould be arranged thus immediately.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nChildhood’s\nEnd Is Upon Us Yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nThe Celebrations Begin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSomewhere,\nOver The Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nDeep In Never-Never land!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDeep\nwithin the Memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDeep\nin a wonderland Wilderness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nyellow brick road less Traveled.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nUs Sing All Praises Unto Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nOur Mother Earth, Giving Birth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReaching\nFor The Moon, And The Stars!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nRainbows, All Meet Mother Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBabes\nWandering In The Wilderness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\na Planet Eternally Lost in Space!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nUp! Warriors of the Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSpeak\nThat, Which Must Be Spoken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBreak\nThe Spell That Must Be Broken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nConfirm\nFor Yourself Your Very Own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nJourney\nUpon A Road Less Traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTrusting\nMama, To Show The Way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFeel\nThe Earth Beneath Your Feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nYour Personal Perceptions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nGentle\nHumor And Compassion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nRequire Any Justification!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nGravity’s\nRainbows So Glorious.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nColors\nCoalescing Unto Infinity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAngelic\nChoir’s, Ecstatic Praises.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nHorizons, Lost Then Found!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nArise\nChildren of the Universe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nArise,\nTo Reclaim Your Own Birthright!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nArise\nReclaim Your Own Rightful Heritage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nArise,\nReclaiming The Joy In Humanity’s Souls!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nWhat’s Still Good For You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ntreat Nature With Disdain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nshe Plays Wicked Peek-a-boo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nshe can Teach anyone disdain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nMay As Well Spit in the Wind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nmight as well Shoot your Foot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWonder,\nan Undeniable Sign of life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWonder\nBeginning of All Curiosity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nValor,\nBeating Myriad Alternatives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChivalry\nStill Going Out of Fashion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrudence\nStill the Best Part of Valor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContentment\nThe Source of Treasure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nWho You Are, From Experience!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nWho All, Might Wish To Become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLearn,\nHow You Can Be All You Can Be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFind\nOut What Love Might Mean For All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The World, We Are The Children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The Inspirations, Of Great Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The Light of One Greater Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The Ones Who Make A Brighter Day For You And Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFind\nOut What Your Own Humanity Is All About!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDiscover\nYour Own Love Which Is Your Birthright!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nChildhood’s End, Is Upon Us Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDiscover\nlove which none really denies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nLove is to be happy within ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nlove is the freedom to celebrate again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCome\nCelebrate With A Rainbow Family!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nCome\nCelebrate The Colors Of The Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nwhole remaining greater than its parts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nChildren Awakening To One Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nUp All Yea Warriors of the Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nTo The Occasion, Lift Up Your Voices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFriendships\ncome and go but Love Endures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nup Speaking your More Glorious Words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnothing Seldom Knowing Anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWild\nRoses Spring Up From the Tiniest Cracks.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPromenading\nMama’s Boundless Abundance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDeath\nMay Yet Be, The Greatest of Blessings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nLong Last the Swan Taking Flight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFlying\nHigher Than Any Ever Believed Possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nUnderestimate, Your Own Contribution!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate Anybody’s beating heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate what Love accomplishes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate what Humanity achieves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nT<\/font>he\nlight within every One of Us will never die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIlluminating\nthe road less traveled for everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nA Miracle To Believe In yet abides within all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nmiracle which even nonbelievers can Embrace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmiracle of the shared greater context of Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nMiracle Of Sharing The Greatest Truth Of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nYou Gots No Sparkle Child Gets Off Your Booty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nGet\nUp And Shake It Because You Just Ain’t Living!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nYour Joy Once Again For Childhood’s End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nthe love we alone can ever know is Real!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nall the love you know we may yet Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nthe love you know humanity has to give!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nthe Invisible Light Shines All the Brighter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nBrilliant light shining in our sounds of Silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLight That Shines Upon The Moon Will Never Die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndazzling light which even the Blind May Share.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsun Rises Forever never Knowing the Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nShadows yet Playing Peek-a-boo with everyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndazzling beacon which Illuminates All darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nshadows are but the Memory of the eternal light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSpark within us all which can never actually Die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nWonderment in The Moment to be aware of it all.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove making us all Greater Than any sum of parts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we alone can only know for ourselves is Real.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLove Forever Catching Ugly Ducklings By Surprise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngift of freedom to decide who all desire to become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove Elevating the Meanest and Lowlest among us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngift of freedom to decide for ourselves how we feel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove none could ever corrupt yet we feel like we do.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove no one can deny but everyone frequently does!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove none May Destroy but it often feels like we do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGift Of Freedom To Decide Who We Wish To Become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLove that is as bottomless as the deepest ocean Void.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove that’s every bit as Deep as the Marianas Trench!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we can never lose but Frequently believe we do.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nit is only in Being Surprised that our love may Grow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nTruth still Shining adoringly Upon the Moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nTruth Illuminating all of Our days and nights.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\npenumbra of Shadows Dancing on moonlight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nstars in the heavens always dancing round Us.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nMilky Way Illuminating The Path in Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nAbundance of Unbound infinity Promenading.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nuniversal Choir still imploring us to sing along.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nshooting stars abound upon Raising our Gazes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSilent music reposing As If a Feather in mid-air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nsilent siren voice Forever Beckoning Me on still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nshadows Dancing Like Pixies In Pitch Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nRock Of Ages Still Defying Unbalanced Gravity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nrock of Ages eternally illuminates our rainbows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nStepping Stones guiding all in deepest darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nwillow eternally Rooted in the heart of the truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nrock of ages Encouraging all to Learn To Be Still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nripples upon Still Waters when there is no wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\ninspiration lovingly kindling the Eternal Flames.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nGravity’s rainbow holding us in loving embrace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSilence forever falling between the falling drops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nlanguidly flowing fivers of Fathomless shadows.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nlight escaping from shadows on the calmest Fog.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nsoft light of the moon Gently Soothing our souls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nsilence yet lingers betwixt the notes of our songs.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSparkling Laughter dignifying our humble jokes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nPauses Lingering betwixt everyone’s dance steps.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nRainbows Of Beautiful Words Enchant Everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nFather Truth Yet Inspiring Us All to Look Within!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nMother Of All Remains Forever Full Of Surprises!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nBabbling Brook Enchanting the Flickering Flames.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSilent Victory always louder than Humble Words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nBeautiful Words Yet Defying Unbalanced Gravity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nRainbows brilliantly Coloring the whole Universe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nmoon resplendent in the Softest Light of her lover;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSilent Victory leading to all our Greatest Victories.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nsilent Explanation Emerges From the Silent Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nBeauty of Nature Still Enthralling Young and Old.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nLight Of One Truth Illuminates The Entire World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nPoetry In Motion of Sweeping Panoramic Visions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nsun rises once again never knowing our darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSingular Infinity of Great Triumphant Awareness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nInner Peace Exultant Upon Each Present Moment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSilent Victory all must first present to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nAwareness yet expanding to Infinity and beyond!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nUgly Ducklings Following the Most Beautiful of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nactually Straying very Far from the path we are all on;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nhaving but to take a Single Step to get back on the path!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nlove upon climbing their endless stairway to Heaven.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\nalong Sometimes become Lost among large crowds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nbegging for love upon our adventurous Way up the stairs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nto always honor your Mother and Father’s blessings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforget, that Love really does makes the universe go round!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nTo Each Forgive Others and Give All The More Easily!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nTo Seldom Underestimate The Contributions We Make!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nTo Never Underestimate What Humanity Accomplishes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The World, We Are The Children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMake A Brighter Day Just You And Me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The Beacons Lighting The Darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSpreading\nThe Light Of The Truth, All Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nagain Childhood’s End is upon us as we Rise to the Occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSpeak\nUp Warriors of the Rainbow, and share your beautiful words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nUp Warriors of the Rainbow, for childhood’s end is never-ending!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nof us dancing between our invisible moonbeams, to our silent melody!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nlong last speak your Beautiful Words, which would finally break the\nspell!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Arthur\nC. Clark, Muppets, Grateful Dead, Ray Charles)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWho\nThe Fuck Are You?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nYou\nhear and you forget,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nsee and yet I remember,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nmyself and understand for myself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nThe Unspeakable Empty Mind,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSees\nwithout seeing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nwithout doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStops\nBereft Staying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGives\nwithout giving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeels\nWithout Feeling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nItches\nwithout Itching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSays\nnot Really saying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSings\nWithout a sound!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoes\non without going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoves\nwithout moving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSenses\nwithout Sensing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHalts\nwithout Stopping!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTolerates\nNever abiding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeels\nbeneath all Feeling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathes\nWithout Breath!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThinks\nbereft all Thought.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThinks\nBeneath Thoughts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nof Unawareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSenses\nBeneath Sensation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBends\nwhile standing Tall;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBows\ndown never Bowing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInhabits\nwithout Dwelling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaves\nseldom going away.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoves\nWithout Movement!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoving,\nForever Unmoved!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbraces\nwithout Rejection.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecomes\nwithout Becoming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpreads\nWithout Spreading.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChanging\nremains the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnchanged\nstarts to Change.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfluences\nnever influencing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSearches\nbereft ever Seeking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpands\nWithout Expansion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYields\nwithout ever budging!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncites\nwithout even Inciting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnows\nnever really knowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMotivates\nbereft any motives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbraces\nwithout embracing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlows\nNever actually moving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlows\nDown without Braking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpands\nnever really growing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoes\nFaster never accelerating.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSteers\nnot Touching the wheel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBending\nlow achieving heights.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExplains\nwithout Explanations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nElucidates\nnot really Clarifying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nObfuscates\nwithout Influencing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nObfuscates\nwithout ever Hiding.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuestions\nnot asking a Question.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMisdirects\nWithout Misdirecting,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIlluminates\nNever shedding light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBegs\nwithout ever really Begging!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvades\nwithout any Real Evasion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgets\nnever even Remembering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfronts\nwithout actually facing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoes\nplaces without ever Leaving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAcquires\nWithout quite acquiring!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDistributes\nwithout Parceling Out.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProvokes\nwithout ever Provoking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEntices\nwithout offering Anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnswers\nWithout ever Answering,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReferences\nwithout any references!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEstimates\nwithout Ever estimating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAssesses\nwithout Any assessments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAppraises\nwithout ever Appraising.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCalls\nout to Everyone with no voice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisperses\nwithout really Dispersing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStimulates\nWithout ever stimulating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProclaims\nwithout any Proclamation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbraces\nwithout clutching anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMe,\nmyself, and I may never explain it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwho we become just depends on me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMe\nthinks, there’s One indisputable thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomething\nwhich me, myself, and I may agree upon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWords\nare the refuge of saints and sinners alike!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClaiming\nto be too good to use their dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFatuous\nsales pitch of any aspiring con artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSheep\nfollowing money and forever fighting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlights are left on when Nobody’s Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\narguing over who is always arguing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nactually certain if they’re uncertain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain,\nas to what uncertainty means!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\npanicking, shout the sky is falling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nwandering in circles gibbering.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCloudy\nMuddy Waters, Cannot Hide!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nspark within All that cannot die.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverybody\nis Fighting Battles I Know nothing about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe Kind of Stupidity, we’re all capable of!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe Sad Clowns me, myself, and I can be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nHabits are the end of all real awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe lights are left on if Nobody’s home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ntry to Avoid any Serious domestic Disputes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEspecially\nwhen we’re the only ones Involved!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEspecially\nwhen there’s no one else to Blame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nI Try To Be Kind To The Spark In Us All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof Constantly Screaming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n"Who\nThe Fuck Are You!!!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBeginning\nof course with knowing myself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInternal\nBattles are often more surprising!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nwe can All Frighten ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nWe All Frighten One Another.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nI Use to Find my Own Way Home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nLife, Just Seems Too Much For Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nThe World Appears So Very Cold.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nNothing Ever Lends Me Comfort!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nMatter How Late, You’re Arriving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nMatter How Far, You May Roam!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nPlace Sparkles Quite Like Home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nPlace Is Ever More Welcoming.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere’s\nJust No Place Like Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nyou can’t see home plate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan’t\nSee a Forest, in the Tree!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan’t\nSee the Tree Bark Even!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan’t\nFind Our Roots, Below!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nSee a Forest For the Lorax,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nEven a Home to Return to.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo,\nwon’t you let me go down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nsweeter Wonderland dreams,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nRockabye Sweet Baby James.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n(Supertramp,\nTalking Heads, James Taylor)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCrusty\nOld Salts<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShips\nall float according to the theory of displacement,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nis by displacing more Water than their weight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDump\ntoo much weight on any ship in existence,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOverload\nit by a small amount of extra weight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nwill always Sink straight to the bottom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToo\nmuch of anything is not a Good thing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nour Ship takes on water or not!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nin A Totally Airtight Submarine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nwill still sink straight to the bottom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nanyone adding too much weight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\na straw might break a camel’s back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nHate Is Such a Terrible Thing to Waste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ntakes what we can stands till We can’t Stands no More.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExperienced\nsailors know that embracing Hate and anger!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\njust taking on more Dead Weight drinking salt water:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYour\nthirst can only grow as your Heart Sinks lower!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOvercome\nbit by bit, by your Own Caustic Weight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeeling\nunable to stop ourselves from Drinking,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInevitably\nanybody will Sink To the Bottom,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused\nas to exactly what went wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\ndays many prefer not to think about tomorrow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nall too well Aware of the state the World is in;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nrate at which we’re still Destroying the Planet,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nout of the Billions are likely to ever survive.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nonly a Thirst that keeps on growing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nWe Know Not What We’re Fighting For!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\neat, drink your saltwater and be merry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nignore the man behind the curtains.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nIgnore What All the Fuss Is Over!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nignore all the lies going around.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComforted\nthat all too soon enough:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nwill sink straight to the Bottom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nlong last, thirst finally quenched,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nno one can raise another glass,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\ndeath inevitably Decides the issue.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrusty\nold salts often preferring to die,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\ngoing down without a fight,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nthemselves as well as everyone,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\ntheir own desire to fight forever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisappearing\nInto The Fathomless Depths.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSooner\nthan stop Drowning in any sorrows.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSooner\nthan Try Talking to any other people.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsistent\non sinking all the way to the bottom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsistent\nthere exist no other viable alternative!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsistent\nthey know what the hell they’re doing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTaking\neverybody left onboard down with them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPopeye\nthe sailor man, was the famous exception,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nsome crusty old salt who worked for a living;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwould bend over backwards to avoid trouble,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\nworried about what others thought of him!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually\njust preferring to Tend to his Own Business.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimple\nminded enough to still enjoy lending a hand!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWas\nalso Kind and Generous to anybody else as well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nwilling to give Others the benefit of any Doubt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\noffering his Enemies an olive branch sometimes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nif they never gave him any Real Reason to do so!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nremained ready and able to Defend those in need!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCame\nTo His Friends’ Rescue On Many An Occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nResisted Drinking Saltwater Whenever Possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwearing,\nThat It Made Him Strong To The Finish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nhe also liked to eat a lot of fresh spinach!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFending\noff scurvy, and saltwater dehydration!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Hanna\nBarberra Cartoons)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nRide\nthe Fractal Dragon<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSomething\nin the way she moves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttracts\nme like no other lover,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomething\nin the way… she moves me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\ndon’t want to leave her now,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nknow I believe and how…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherever\nshe may lead I follow…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\ndreams really do come true.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nI’ve been living one all of my life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe dreamer, at last, awakens,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nfind himself living the dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nfor us to go forward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust first turn, and go back…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIlluminating\nthe path beneath us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurrendering\nour feet to our path!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nthe ground holding us up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHead\nin the clouds, rooted to earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nstep again lighter than the last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nwe never become completely lost.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nfor ourselves who we are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nWho we Desire to become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnsuring\nAll might touch one another.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nlovingly swaddling Rainbows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHead\nin the clouds feet on the Ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nbecome the source of lightness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity’s\nRainbow, A Hidden Treasure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nto ride our Celebrated Dragon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nreally no different, Requiring Patience.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRequiring\ncourage and a sense of humor;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeet\non The Ground Head In The Clouds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\ntolerant Disposition is often invaluable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDragons\nare famous for driving you Nuts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDragons\nare Famous for being inscrutable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\ntheir seriously warped sense of humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFractal\ndragons can Twist everyone’s brain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nWu Li masters who all study comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nResplendent\nin all the colors of the rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nsense of humor requires getting used to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\ncuriouser designs remaining undeniable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nlong unbridled hair trailing in the breeze!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEyes\nan open book that’s always clear as mud!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\nmumbling curiouser and curiouser!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nCuriosity the only thing slowing her down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSearching\nfor the location of the root metaphors.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHidden\nby the usual eight Curiouser caricatures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nResiding\nbeyond our deepest blue event horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nany sensation or human comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nLost somewhere in the memory of God.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nonly known Keys to the gateway to paradise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAtop\nthe highest mountain peaks in Wonderland,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWay\nUp High, On The Giant Stairway To Heaven.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nthan the greatest of eagles might ever soar!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nthan all the Cloud Nines ever quite ascend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nis a great wizard, with any words and concepts;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwhom, even the Tao Te Ching itself has spoken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nWu Li Master of the Worst Bullshit Fuzzy Logic.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nshe is the all powerful Avatar of Mother Nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nis the Irresistible Force of nature and every other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nis the daughter of mama Nature and father Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhom\nnone with incompatible karma may even meet,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhom\nnone with incompatible karma might ever ride!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhom\nnone with incompatible karma can understand!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou’d\nhave a better chance Attempting to fool yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nyou might as well attempt to try and Defy yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nher mother her sense of humor defies imagination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nMight As Well, Stubbornly Try To Walk On Water!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncan as well go ahead and shoot yourself in the foot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nall the good it’ll ever do you to fool with the dragon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile,\nshe and the Wu Li master share endless curiosity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\ndependent upon the other to discover any answers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nSharing a Frequently Off the Wall Sense Of Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\ndepending upon the other, to listen with their heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBoth\nwise enough, to remember to simply forget to forget.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDragons\nall know everything their Mother Nature Knows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthe secrets of navigating within the memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nWu Li Masters comprehend the secrets of the Bagua;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmathematical metaphorical language of the multiverse.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmany secrets of how to use the most beautiful of words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto make the words of the Tao Te Ching speak out loud!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto interpret, any metaphors for the benefit of the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto interpret Root Metaphors of the paradox of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto use them to open the gateway to the hidden treasures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHidden\nbehind the veiled Curtains of the Gateway to paradise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto bend space and time to ascend the Stairway to Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nparadoxes never really make sense, unless they don’t!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nshadows remain, but the memory of the Eternal Light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwhatever they might know is what they simply don’t.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nto boldly go, where no one sane has ever gone before!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nPlunges Her Long Neck Below The Blue Event Horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nher Wu Li Rider, she creates an Einstein-Rosen bridge!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe only thing they know, is they know nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus,\noccupying more than one place at any given time;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst,\nyet occupying more than one time at a place,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthe two become one with all of time and space!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDragon\nand Rider, encircling a singular infinity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHarmonious\nElegant And Humble, Simplicity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\ninfinite diversity, within infinite complexity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBearing\nthe spark yet within them, still growing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBearing\nthat which remains, beyond imagination.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearing\nthe word echoing within the empty void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfuture far behind them, the past is the present!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nalpha and omega, becoming one and the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfuture is so bright, they’re all wearing shades!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\npresent is so compelling, the future is on hold.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npresent so seldom ever turns out to be the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPutting\nthe future behind them they relive their past.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\ntheir past they leave it behind them again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeing\nthe past and future pass before their very eyes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTogether\nthey recreate, their personal singular-infinity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nhumble efficiency, appointing greater complexity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLost secrets of genuine ignorant wisdom and virtue.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsecrets of the most ancient of any roads less traveled,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSecrets that we alone would ever Reveal to ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHidden\nbehind all of heaven’s Nebulous ethereal curtains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPast\nthe Gateway to Paradise, Atop the Highest Mountain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthey practice the Fine Arts of anarchistic facilitation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthey must first ascend, the giant stairway to Heaven.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nboth rise above, forbidding clouds upon the horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nany dark shadows are vanquished in the light of day.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nto discover ourselves, we must all ascend higher!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nonce again allow our feet to rediscover the path we are on.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nfake it until you make it baby, upon our road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nrediscover where it is all might actually fear to go the most.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nfind our poetry in motion, upon our own road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nGaze Upon The Face of God None Can Actually Remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGreat and All Powerful Wizard of Oz Behind the Curtains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeanwhile,\nWu Li and Alice, Dance On Invisible Moonbeams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWorking\nfeverishly they assemble all the pieces of the puzzle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nto first collect all of the pieces of the key metaphors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nin the possession of the eight Wonderland caricatures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nthe four root metaphors hidden within the eight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nto discover who has their finger on the button!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nignorant bliss, somewhere over the rainbow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDown\nthe rabbit hole upon the yellow brick road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nIgnorant Virtue, can be its own reward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nsomewhere inside the memory of God,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClimbing\nthe great stairway to Heaven,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nthe deep blue event horizon,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nthe gateway to paradise,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAtop\nof the highest peaks of the Great Valley below!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n(The\nBeatles, Chinese fairytale, Alice in Wonderland)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHappy\nIdiots<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nvirtue can be its own reward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\ndown the road of life less traveled,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClueless\nas to how to best get from point A to B,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nhave clueless friends, we must first be clueless;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nforever Ignorant virtue remains Undeniable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDespite\nsome wackier cartoon logic that applies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nIgnorant Wisdom is childishly knowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nlike Total Idiots we stop watching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherever\nin Hell we may think we’re going.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Busy\ntalking on a cellphone or something!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFoolish Path is not what it used to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nstrangely enough remains unchanged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverything\nblending into cloudy horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nevery Direction things all look the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\neach fork in the road looks the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForks\nExtending out to infinity and beyond!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForks\nBranching to more forks Ad Infinitum.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForks\nall blending into Ever Cloudy horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ntelling, Where In Hell that road could lead.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nhow we all got on the road we’re on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nany road has a real beginning or end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoing\nnowhere from nowhere, as fast as we can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLife\nin the fast lane, on our fast track to nowhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUp\nahead at every signpost, its the Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGetting\noff the road altogether is the only way out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExcitement\nfollows great confusion and indecision,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe’re\non the road to nowhere getting nowhere fast!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanyone know, how far it is until our next exit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanybody know the height of the Empire State!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanyone know Zen and the Art of Motorcycles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nvaliant few, attempt to drive from the backseat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverybody\ndriving in circles talking faster in circles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nall begin to drive faster and talking even faster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nstart driving in circles, screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nstumble out upon their knees, from exhaustion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLife\nin the fast lane, surely makes you lose your mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnough\nthat some ponder if riding in the trunk is safer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMad\nenough their Red Queen yells off with their heads.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLife\nin the fast lane to drive Never-ending Armageddon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLife\nIn The Fast Lane pulling over at the Hotel California!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanybody, have any clue, as to where the hell we are?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanybody, anywhere ever really know what time it is?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanybody ever really care?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis the happy idiot, supposedly in charge around here?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWish\nyou were here,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof all of these other sorry clowns bumbling around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nme, myself, and I enjoy being happy idiots too,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nthere is no one alive who is youer than you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Eagles,\nChicago, Talking Heads, Pink Floyd, Dr Seuss)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSublime\nLime Jell-O<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nUnexplored\nvistas opening up before me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPossibilities\nI have seldom considered,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNature’s\nendless wonders calling me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnticing\nme to Go outside and play!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nCall of the Wild to Investigate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nI want to soar with the eagles?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigh\nwithin the great wide open;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRun\nFastest Among the Wolves?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThrough\na Forest of great trees?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nrise up through the canopy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwinging\nwith Bold monkeys.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGossip\nwith all the Monkeys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nEating the Sweet Fruit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPausing\nto Smell the flowers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSavour\na Moment of Silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npossibilities are endless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNature\ncan be fantastic fun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nbelieve I may try them all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwhich one do I try first?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\nmust learn to Crawl.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nreally trying to Walk!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWalk\nbefore learning to Run.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRun\nbefore learning to Jump!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJump\nbefore trying To Swing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwing\nif we wish to Fly High!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nfirst everybody has to Try!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\njoining the Wild Things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nDoing Any Head Stands.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nTrying Fancy Cartwheels!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nUsing, Any Of Your Vital Energy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nWiggle And Jiggle, Like Lime Jell-O!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nGet\nDown All Funky Green and Translucent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMr.\nSmooth’s Sweet Talking Cool!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpectacular\nDepths All Sparkling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLoose\nand Firm yet Wiggly-jiggly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHamsters\nthat Laugh Hysterically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFunky\nmonkeys jiggling Tummies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPiddlewiddlediddle\nin the Middle.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nMellow as well as Humble.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nas Soft as, Pink Bubblegum!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSweet\nas The Freshest of Ripe Fruits.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nVibrating\nLike The Energizer Bunny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWavy\nGravy As Mr Smooth Himself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTopological\nQuantum Entanglement.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumming\nwith your own resonance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeel\nthat which no one Else may Feel.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeel\nthat which there is No Substitute.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDeep\ndown in the Core of Your Being.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShimmy\nShammy with every Sammy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nthe origin of Real Satisfaction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nthe origin of True inner Peace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nfirst embracing feeling any Jiggling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ncomprehend the order of all Things.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nLearn How to Run, Fly, And Swing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nLearn the Many Secrets of Existence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFirst\nDwell On, Any Stinking Thinking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeditate\nUpon The Sublime Lime Jell-O!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof only the Best in entertainment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof humanity’s brilliant Inner Glow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof the Funkiest of cosmic vibrations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof Any Greater Personal Satisfaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof what makes the World Go Around.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof that which makes Life Worthwhile!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOrigin\nof The Cosmic Vibes in Our Universe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOrigin\nof the great Rainbow Fractal Dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nblinder Visions of madmen and saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHubcaps\non any car spinning backwards!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProducing\ninner peace and contentment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nImbibe\nthe delightful sweet Lime Jello!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHerein\nlie any secrets of Wonderland!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ntiniest vibrating wiggly-jigglies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConsider\nthe lilies of the field, how they grow;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nToil Not neither do they spin.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet,\nspread everywhere like weeds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMold,\nbacteria, or even cockroaches!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOrganic\nperpetual Motion machines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContextually,\nNaturally Supernatural!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContractually\nobligated to their Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChilling\nGreen quanta Jiggle deliciously.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCoy\nabout anyone Touching their Diaper!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChange\nColors and flavors Spontaneously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConstantly\nplaying the game of peek-a-boo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nColor\nCoordinate their cloths by themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCapable\nof effortlessly slinging more Zingers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nMama Can Play Wicked Peek-a-boo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYo\nMama Makes The Best Sublime Lime Jell-O.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYo\nMama Knows all the Moves and then some!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYo\nMama Wiggles and Jiggles like nobody else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYo\nMama, can run, jump, fly, swing, and swim!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYo\nMama’s nose knows how to change diapers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYogi\nBerra was coming in, from out in left field,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\novernight Yogi instantly became famous,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nexcitedly yelling out at practice one day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n90%\nof this game is all half-mental head-trips!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreat\nbehinds all being of the fruitier variety,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Usually\ndiddling, twiddling, and dawdling)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrefer\nfruity tootie bananas, in lime Jell-O;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually,\nwith all the little marshmallows,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nany bullshit, all the more colorful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrightest\ngreen, and yellower flowing crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlbeit\nif they happen to be less fussy eaters;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nenjoy scarfing down, their own bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEagerly\nwallowing, in their own colorful crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nterribly hesitant to wait to procrastinate,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSensually,\nenjoying the warm feeling spreading,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreedily\neating again, whatever they regurgitate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCovered\nfrom head to toe with Sublime Lime Jello!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreen\nJell-O dribbling as they shovel in two fistfuls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDepending\nupon, just how delightfully any bananas!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nhappen to twiddle, widdle, and diddle chilling out in lime Jell-0!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFruity\nTootie Bananas<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nI\nWant To Buried Vertically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nUpsidedown\nUnder a Fruit Tree!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPreferably,\nA Cloying Fruit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nReally And Truly Fruity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFruity Tootier Rooten Tooten Fruity Fruits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nkind That Occupy a Room,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nAll Stand Out In a Crowd!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTaking\nUp any Time and Space!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\njust any Bland Banana Tree.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBodaciously,\nUnashamed Fruits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\njust some Overgrown Shrub.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nanother fruit Bereft Its Seeds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nanother Hideous ornamental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreferring\nto keep it in the Family.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCloned\nhybrids all being the Same.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClones\nwill often Drone On and on.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nconvinced cloned Incest Is Best!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnless\nThey Happen to Be Plantain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nWish nothing to do with Them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nSeeds that Never Germinate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToo\nSmall for any to Actually Sprout.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToo\nTiny for anybody to really notice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWorthless\nseeds unfit for composting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToo\nSmall, for the Birds to even Enjoy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRetired\nbunches buried Upside-down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlong\nwith all of their Worthless seed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nThe Smiles, Becoming Sad Frowns!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnhappy\nclowns cloned upside-down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBuried\nupsidedown their smiles frown!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nto jump back on their feet Again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nWorthless like all Their seeds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOccasionally\nan entire clone Family tree.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBurying\nEach Other Wherever They Can.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClowns\nall cloning around Upside-down.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCloning\nthemselves at Every opportunity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClones\nburied upside-down all over town.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCloned\nclowns keeping it all in the Family.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClannish\ncloned clowns are forever Inbred.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCloned\nyellow smile painted on their faces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif they had an actual genetic inheritance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nNever germinate in the hot tropical sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRotting\nbefore they can even hit the ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nLast One of Them as Sterile as a Mule.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nlast one soon to become soft and limp!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif they could be allergic to the facts of life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif they were all Catholic Priests and Nuns.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif never learning about the birds and bees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif never having had an orgasm in their life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsignificant\nEven When Properly Deep Fried.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nredeeming Value by any known Standard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nof any real substance like cotton Candy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nLike straw without any Taste whatsoever.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDevoid\nof any taste like eating wet Cardboard.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDefinitely\nNot worth ever writing home about.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNonetheless\nmay ripen fruity Tootier bananas.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPossessing\nonly Trivial amounts of Potassium.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWittgenstein\nforever rolling over in his Grave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nIndeterminate in Quantum Superposition.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nlaughing reciting childhood Limericks.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrom\nfar out in left field, Yogi Berra yelling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nagain 90% of this game is half-mental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nstill attempting to Contribute even after their deaths,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthe many Livelier fruity fruits growing on planet earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGratuitous\nfruity Flatulence reserved for Stephen Wright!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nBreathing New Death, Into The Totally Meaningless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSocrates\nreminding me To Be Fruity and multiply fruits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpread\nIgnorant Bliss Going All Fruity Tootie Bananas!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes,\nI’ll even get post cards from The Far Side!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPhotographs\nof earth taken from extreme high orbit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWritten\nin saffron yellow crayon, on back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGenerations\nof cloned clowns salute you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConcerned\nthat you might not be alright,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nconsensus was to drop you a note!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRather\nthan coming to talk in person!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoodbye\nand thanks for all the fish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReassuring\nto know that As Usual,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou’re\nonly Out To Lunch again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMe,\nmyself, and I knowingly nod to ourselves upon contemplating,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ncloned clown fruits of endless generations after generation… <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\nOf\nthe more rooten tooten, homegrown, fruity tootie bananas!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Douglas\nAdams, Garry Larson)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSparkling\nWonderland<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilent\nFireworks, Sparkling Diamonds, Falling Rain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGentle\norb Shimmering Down upon supine waves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBurdens\nquietly relinquished in Velvet Darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich Yet possesses purpose and direction;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nEscapes Me only to return again and again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTime\nand tide wait for None in the pouring rain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nlost horizons storm clouds keep rolling in.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwollen\ndrops all sag each heavier than The last,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGlistening\nwith the Promise Of new life to come!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nbeckoning all to return home once again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nSleep perchance to dream of days yet to come!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\ndrop a Memory of Brighter Days in the sun.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\neach drop also a river none may step in twice,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReturning\nhome relaying the Warmth Of our sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMelting\namorphously under the tempestuous sea;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLuxuriating\nin the warmth of A Far Greater Truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPersistence\nof awareness Lingering in the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nto be Lost forever just fading into the sunset.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nto be lost Forever mere dust before the wind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nto be lost forever On the Bottom of the ocean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nTo Be Lost On Top Of The Highest Mountain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaffected\nBy the Vagaries of Stormy Ocean Waves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaffected\nby greater time’s less Forgiving Fortunes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDelightful\nSilence Dances Between the Falling Drops.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearkening\nthe Memory of God on the waters of life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOff\nin the distance A Beacon Of Hope in all darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfailing to lend comfort To All hands lost at sea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nbored, or dismissive with those all around him!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfailing to Stand Strong against Outrageous Fate.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfailing to Guide All Through the Raging Storms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDazzling\nBeacon Yet Penetrates Our Deepest Darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBringing\nrenewed life and Hope to myriad good things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\naroused the sea passionately embraces her Lover!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStanding\nFirm as of Carved Out of the Rock of Gibraltar;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStanding\nOut Standing Tall upon the shore’s Beachhead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nhe eagerly Anticipates every tender loving caress!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaiting\nfor the mud to settle within the eye of the Storm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nTogether they embody their own poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAwaiting\na shared crescendo of divine heavenly thunder!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nin each other’s arms Safe Harbor From the Storm;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaiting\nFirmly Rooted to the Earth head up in the clouds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif in gratitude for their wondrous emancipated feeling;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlong\nwith the change in weather all eyes turn to Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsee if the sun will yet Shine Through the darkest clouds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsee if the brilliant light may yet penetrate their darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrace them again with Tender Ineffable pleasure and joy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrace them yet again with the Gift Of Life and awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nprivate Silent Explanation of the Victory of The Silence;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nsummoning the upward Spiraling Stairway To Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeeling\nall the Love Reigning down upon the earth from above,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilent\nfireworks Sparkle Ceaselessly going off in every direction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\nrain upon a tin roof Conjuring Up a Romance just for two,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nit is above, so be it below, within A Sparkling Wonderland Of Rain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nColor\nMy World<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nInner\nPeace And Joy Accompany Mama’s Sparkling Laughter,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nEchoing out to infinity from beyond the empty void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nTrue Happiness is having no desires for myself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nI’m happy just doing whatever it is I’m doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerfectly\ncontent simply to do a Good day’s Work.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\na care in the world I surrender to the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nUncertainties Silly Worries or Distractions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nGratification Simply being who I am!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nBliss Acquiescing to what is to come.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nDance Delightfully All Around Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDarkest\nof all Darkness still somehow visible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlickering\nInvisible Pixies, Without Attitudes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnticing\nme ever Onward towards my center.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBewitching\nSilence Dances between the notes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\ntiniest gesture compels me ever forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na leaf Cast Adrift on the highest of winds;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nthe Sun Shinning Through, After A Storm.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Newborn Infant before Learning to smile.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Wave Gently Reborn yet again mid-ocean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaving\nall my Worldly Cares on the far horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRelinquishing\nAll of My Burdens In the Distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nthat I alone may Lay me Down To Sleep again;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nmy cares Fading becoming lost in the distance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nmy Burdens Vanish As If never having existed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthe Problems of the World another Bad Dream!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRejoicing\nwaters of life dance on the Gentle Breeze.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRiding\nLike the Wind, Inside the Great Wide Open!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSailing\nPast Wooden Ships on the Water Very Free.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nRejoicing On Rejoining the Land Of the Living!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlying\nHigher Than the greatest of Eagles ever Soar!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe moon and her lover find Solitude At Last.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nThan Any Cloud Nines May Actually Attain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRainbows\nFollowing Them wherever they would go.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDazzling\nAll Who may look upon them Unprepared.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrilliant\ndiamonds All Agleam in luminous sunlight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHeedless\nof the Exact Destination, that Awaits Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nBrilliance Proclaiming their Overwhelming Joy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTwinkling\nstars come to shine down on mother earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nfall to earth or ascend yet higher unto the heavens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReveling\non discovering their own Glorious Freedom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrating\ntheir newfound Freedom within the void.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpressing\ntheir Gratitude to the Mother of All Voids.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpressing\nGratitude and Amazement For their Grace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpressing\ntheir Simple Joy in Taking Part In Creation,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHypnotic\nBabbling Of A Brook, As The Surf Comes In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nvelvet white noise assuages all in complete silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ncool flowing Breeze softly caresses my entire body.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nthe softer silence flowing Unimpeded through me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nthe quiet overhead shade yet gently appeasing me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMusic\nbereft any instruments and songs bereft all lyrics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLanguorous\nIntertwining Shadows Melt on the Horizon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nmy surroundings revealed as sheer poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPromenading\nshadow and Silence in each Delicious note.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nenjoining me to come Celebrate Dancing with them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnthralling\nme Mother nature dances to her own melody!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nlove Blossoming out to infinity from beyond eternity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nshe continues to dance delightfully cajoling me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCaptivating\nvoices of the Universal Choir sing her praises,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLuxuriating\nin their personal freedom on the rock of Ages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBasking\nin the light of Mama and Papa’s Bountiful Graces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nNaive grace of the Smallest Child dancing delightfully.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\njust because she can’t help but break out in dance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nbecause Dancing Joyfully is what she was born to do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHarmonious\nAwareness Celebrates everything in existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLengthening\nshadows race the Still Fading Light of the sun.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilence\nquickly following them, taking the long way home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsleep to slumber once more perchance dream yet again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ndream of fleeting contours Escaping all Consciousness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ndiscover In Repose what escapes us in our Daily lives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nembrace what solace yet awaits surrendering to Fate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nSomehow Remembers, Their Dreams Come True!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nsomehow summons the dreamer to dream again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncommands all of space and time in their dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwould soar higher still than the stars and moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncan accept what lies beyond all comprehension;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncould Summon the Weary to Dream Yet Again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\neagerly accepts what Is to be but Pure Fantasy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nmay embrace what never has made any sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhose\ndreams follow them wherever they may go.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nStill Embraces, What Never Will Make Sense.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nOthers May Summarily Dismiss As Fiction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nThe Greatest Of All Possible Confidence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHolding\nIt Nearest and Dearest To Their Heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nOnly Their Love, In Such Moments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nlong last two Lovers embrace once again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\ncommon Desire to Please each other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nColor\nmy world with hope of loving you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(CSNY,\nChristopher Cross, Chicago)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThis\nMortal Coil<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNewborn\nbabies always love their mothers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnconditionally,\nand with all of their tiny little hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArriving\ninto our world already loving them,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ndoubting their love for a single second.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nwondering why they Love her so much.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nlove’s So Strong they would do anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nin Heaven and Earth might stop them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nalive could ever replace the love they feel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nquestion is not whether we have ever loved!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether Our own Love is ever strong enough.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether someone else’s love Is Strong Enough!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether our own Heart is really strong enough.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether Our Love’s But a Fool’s Game We Play!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether finding love again is all about letting go;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love is for the young and foolish at heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether we can ever replace somebody we’ve lost.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether Good Loving is The Finest Thing Around.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love, is just the biggest scary can of worms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love’s the result of any biological hormones.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether Love Depends On Anyone’s Astrology Sign!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love’s something only Jesus might give us all.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love demands more than anybody has to give.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love’s anything we can put off for another day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether Love is But a Mystery Beyond Comprehension.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether Love Is Only For the Lucky, Rich, And Famous!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love just depends on being unlucky at gambling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether good Loving Is about making Personal Sacrifices;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love’s Forever Much More trouble than Its Worth,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love is Just an option some choose to live without,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love is just another Hollywood Fantasynightmare.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love can actually make the whole world go round!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether Real Love demands greater personal commitment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love depends upon anyone we know giving more!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether We Should Wait Longer For Old Wounds to Heal.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether our hearts are dreadfully damaged beyond repair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether the Fates are against any of us ever knowing love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether it’s even still possible for us to learn to love again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwhen did we become so sad, angry, hateful, and spiteful?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nhas our own attitude, taken a nose dive for the worse?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ndid we lose contentment to simply love and be loved?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove,\nhappiness, and joy are neither created, nor destroyed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCapable\nof only being rediscovered inside God’s memory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\ntaking a journey down our own road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\na journey of a thousand miles begins with a step!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nthe masters of our fates the captains of our souls,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nmatters not how straight the gate or charged the scripture of the\nscroll!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmemory awaits us all on the road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nOne Greater Truth, that defines our existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nonly a rare few could ever see in all its glory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nNaive Child of God Yet Abides Within All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\nthinking of theirs, as merely caricatures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnimals\nwhich act up every now and again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWild\nbeasts which each must learn to tame.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthe tiniest of all newborn babes know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nreally knowing that they know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nunderstanding what it means!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\neven really thinking about it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\na clue as to how they know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\never having, to make sense.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nwe may all still feel yet again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we know we have within.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nface none actually remembers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich abides, our foolishness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich, even blind eyes yet see!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nears of the deaf would still hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes,\nin order to watch a clock!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust all sleep turning out the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nanything else by being unaware!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nourselves from beating ourselves up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrevent\nourselves running round in circles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMindlessly\nattacking, all that we would love.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nScreaming\nand shouting, kicking our own ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRanting\nand looking for someone else to blame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\ngetting nowhere accomplishing nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsleep, perchance to dream, aye, there’s the rub,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nin that sleep of death what dreams may come,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwe have shuffled off this mortal coil,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n Knowing\nwhat nightmares we have wrought upon ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(William\nHenley, Shakespeare)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFoggy\nMountain<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFog\ncascades down the mountain, like a blanket,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExposing\npockets of fluff… abandoned in the rush.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe quiet morning hour becomes memorable,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nshadow surprises me, by visibly radiating light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLight\nexplodes outward, from within dark shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif my reserved humble shadow leads a Secret Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif my Shadow were more than just An Empty Void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nIf My Pale Shadow, Had Somehow Been Electrified!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif it were Normally Just too much of a Wall Flower!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nI gaze on my shadow cast upon the still fog.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHundreds\nof rays all dancing like flame or lightening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthrilled for a chance to dance free of the darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nnone may see the light around another’s shadow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nas none may see any darkness in another’s Soul!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nshadows are but Dim memories of greater light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight within Everyone which cannot really die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\nof my companions could easily lie to the rest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nbecause we’re Honest we bust out Laughing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnjoying\nmama’s really wicked sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nincredible eight dimensional punch lines.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurprising\nreminders of our mortal fallibility,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif she’s playing Peek-A-Boo with infants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\njoking, we’re all big babies to someone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nreminding all, the Truth remains,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ncontext which decides any content!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsilent truth, embraces everything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncan lie to everyone around you,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nthen who would care about anything you say?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nno one cares, what you have to say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nmuch better to simply remain silent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithholding\nstupid personal comments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nthe treasure of golden silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n Laugh\npolitely, at mama’s sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThank\nher, for revealing yet another Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCompliment\nher for sharing anything new!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemaining\nmindful, of papa’s greater truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nmama calls, and papa is our rock!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nlife’s poetry in motion, demands attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBe\nattentive, to any echoes within the silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSearch\nfor the darkness in your surroundings.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBe\nnot afraid, for all shadows contain the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nnever allow great darkness to swallow you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeek\nout any light struggling to escape the dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCast\nall your shadows upon the calm pool of fog!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLook\nfor your signs within confronting any truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeek\nOut The Light still attempting to escape you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscover\ncontentment in our victory of the silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nhow to be just as still as the Rock of Ages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\ndiscovering the joy in every silent explanation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscovering\nfor yourself, who you really desire to be,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscovering\nfor yourself your spark within never dies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTake\nThe Way Less Traveled, the way returns the favor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYour\nfeet can shape the path, as the way shapes your feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nhonesty with ourselves remains the greater loving truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe shinning path to untold wonders, upon the yellow brick road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Ozark\nNational Forest)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFly\nLike An Eagle<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFlying\nWith The Eagles,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nMy Spirit, Carry Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRising\nAbove Our World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSoaring\nOver The Ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nOver the Tall Forest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nThan, Any Mountain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nThan the Dark Clouds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nthan Anyone has flown.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nReach for the Sun and Moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nGaze Upon, Untold Splendor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere,\nTwo Lovers Still Embrace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nOpen Sky covers the ocean.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nOpen Space Fills Your Soul.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe Wind Calls to her lover!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nSpirits have room to Dance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nopen air, embraces the Mother.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst,\nBaby Peeps Clutch her tight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif afraid to ever Let her Go again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif Afraid the Moment Could End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif afraid she could abandon them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\ntheir destiny yet awaits them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nof ceaselessly passing seasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nhow deeply she loves them all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nfear can become the mindkiller!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nof which way Fowl winds blow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEarth\nMother Embraces her peeps back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nthe peeps must all leave the nest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nShe Must Push Them All Out Herself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\ntheir leap of faith on thinnest air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to become, what God’s intended!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTriumphant\nSwan, of every child’s dream!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTriumphant\nSwan, of the great wide open!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTriumphant\nin all of our accomplishments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTriumphant\nwe sing praises unto the moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nIs No Greater Purpose Or Satisfaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nGreater Power Exists In The Entire Verse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ngreater meaning awaits hidden away in any distant valley!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthat all any can ever know is they know nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSailing\nlike the wind, through the highest of tree tops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwonder is the beginning, of all wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nResting\ncomfortably at the end of a long day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing,\nthe world remains far greater,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nany of us, may ever determine,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nanyone might begin to imagine.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMuch\nless could hope to comprehend.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMuch\nless, could really hope to desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGentle\nlaughter, yet echoes in the void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuietest\npatter, of tiny scampering feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nstill flickering in all directions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrailing\nechoes lost to the far flung void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nme, as if my personal shadow;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDelicious\ngiggles abruptly fade in silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemories\nof a warm sparkle deep inside,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccompanying\nus all, even in our sleep!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSatisfaction,\nthat money just can’t buy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nrest perchance to soar high again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsoar into the greatest of heights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nWant To Fly Like An Eagle Let My Spirit Carry Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nyour wildest of dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nany ability to imagine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nany ability to fathom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nbones, will find final rest,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFacing\nupward, for eternity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\ngaze, as wide as space!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInto\nthe great, wide open!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpirit\nsoaring, yet again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInside\nthe endless void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nwondrous delights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nuntold abundance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Steve\nMiller, Serenity)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\nA Wonderful World<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nI\nsee trees of green, red roses too.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nsee them bloom, for me and you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nI think to myself, what a wonderful world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nsee skies of blue, and clouds of white.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbright blessed day, the dark sacred night.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nI think to myself, what a wonderful world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nColors of the Rainbow, so pretty in the sky.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAre\nalso on the faces, of people going by.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nsee friends shaking hands…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSaying,\n"How do you do?"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’re\nreally saying,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n"I\nlove you".<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nhear babies cry… watch them grow…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’ll\nlearn much more, than I’ll ever know.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nI think to myself, what a wonderful world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYes,\nI think to myself, what a wonderful world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOh\nyeah.<br\/>\n(Louis Armstrong original lyrics)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilent\nVictory<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThose\nwho know their greatest Enemies Know without doubt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nGreatest Battles Are Always Fought Within;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nJudging Others I Too Have Been Judged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJudging\nMyself to Be All the More Wanting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJudging\nmyself Less worthy than I imagined.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJudging\nmyself less Worthy than any desired!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Child desiring to become so much more.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nVoices Within, None Ever Actually Silences!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGibbering\nmonkeys Clutching onto all our backs.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDistractions\nfrom What We All still Hold Dearest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnable\nTo Listen they cannot Hold Conversations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIrritating\nMocking Echoes and Flattering Fantasies;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGhosts\nAnd Wraiths of Everyone’s Past And Future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsistent\nupon Bending Our Ears every way they can.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDemanding\nOur Personal Attention all for themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthe louder the harder we strive to Drive them Away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nwe Do Something that we have Never Done Before!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nin Losing our own minds,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nfinally Come To our Senses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nour Own Experiences!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ncan Nurture more confidence:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nthe very ground below our feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nEach Other, as well as ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nElevating\nOurselves In The Process!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLifting\neach other up off the ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnjoying\nSharing smiles as We do so;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRaising\nourselves as we Raise Others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfronting\nour worst of Nightmares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nwhat it Means To Be content!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nhow to truly live Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRediscovering,\nThe Zest For Life Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nour worlds, both Outside and in.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nas we help each other balance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nis no Greater, Possible Satisfaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ngreater Happiness and joy is possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nGreater Contentment is ever achieved,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nLiving Lives Indistinguishable From Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\ndreams reflecting all our true feelings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nliving the dream we Create our dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\njust listening Promote greater Tolerance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\njust being ourselves, Discover each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nothers by choosing to be ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we Give becoming the love we take!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we Get Back, may still live on again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we Share multiplying exponentially!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeet\nshaping Our paths as the path shapes us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nstep sheer harmonious poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe invincible peaceful warrior Lies within!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\ngreat truth embraces his own Vulnerability!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\ngreatest love lending his hands to humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\ngreatest joy becoming sheer poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nattainment when Great Silence Speaks loudest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nheroic Strength Abides in his personal Integrity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nWeakness Becoming a source of greater Strength!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nhonor and Integrity in actualizing Ignorant Virtue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nPride in seldom having any desire or Use For Pride!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nSpirituality from his truth of A Miracle To Believe In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\ngood name is A Princely Jewel Wrapped in filthy rags!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\naccomplishments Artfully Sowing Peace, Love, and Joy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nCompassion the Awareness That All Can Know Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nsense of Humor in Asking Himself what was the question?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nUnbound Sense Of Wonder And Beauty Residing in Nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nSerenity In Mama Calling and Papa Remaining His Rock of Ages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nConfidence, In Seldom Underestimating Anybody’s Contributions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nwillingness to humble himself,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWillingness\nto Confront himself,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWillingness\nto Be truly Honest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConscious\nit is Now Or Never!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFuture Can Wait Forever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nPast, Can’t Stop Waiting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nbetter time for us to begin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nGreater Opportunity Exists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nbetter way to Command Fate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmatter requires more Attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nGreater Power in the verse Exists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTry?!\nThere Is No Try…Do Or Do Not!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\n90% Of This Game Half-mental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nothers we embrace ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nyourself you learn who you are.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat we All Share the same mother!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat we’re All Still Children of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nThat All Struggle upon their ascent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat you Haven’t Lived a single day,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat no one has ever Known Victory,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nyou do something special for another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nany poor unsuspecting slob you’ve met!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nanother clueless fool who knows nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncan’t find the words to thank you enough!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Who\nhas no real clue why you are helping them)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncan never, possibly, ever hope to repay you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsudden familiar expression of comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsudden surprised looks of humbled recognition!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthe Silent Victory of the Truth is Triumphant again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSilent Truth that leads to ever greater silent victories,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nVictory\nresiding in paying it forward, until the end of time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilent\nExplanations<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIf\nYou Cannot Explain Something,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\na five year old, can understand it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nyou don’t understand it yourself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused\nover what could really matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused,\nwhen living life is actually easy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused,\nwhen life would really be so easy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused\nwhen embracing any silence is easy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused\nwhen quiet silence may be deafening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nSilent Explanations All Speak loudest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExplanations,\nNeed seldom take up a lot of Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExplanations\nNeed Seldom Be Terribly Elaborate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nSilence Says More, Than All Of Our Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nSilence May Fill A Room, With Significance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\na simple smile, nod, or glance still says it all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nsounds of Deep Silence echo beating hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nsilently Holding One another just feels right!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nThe Sound of Silence Still Rings with Import!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nAdding More Merely Detracts from the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreat\nSilence can be revealed as a hidden treasure.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngolden silence Treasured by ancient children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngreater Context Deciding All of our content!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nrequiring any defend their own Silence,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none Greater truth embodies all integrity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmancipate\nyourself, from mental slavery,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nbut ourselves can free our minds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHave\nNo Fear For Atomic Energy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCause\nnone of dem, can stoppa the time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nalone have the Power to surrender!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAlone Have the Ability to Accept!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSelf-Deception,\nLoathing, and Hate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nThat None Might Do Better!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nTo Improve, Upon Thyself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGenuinely,\nBecoming Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting…Who\nWe All Are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWon’t\nYou Help Me, Sing…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nSongs…of Freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt’s\nAll I Ever Had……..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nREDEMPTION…\nSONGS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUp\nis the only direction possible,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\ndown is a complete Abstraction;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDown\nno longer Matters to anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDown\nis no longer anyone’s concern.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nyou can’t be sure anymore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwe Inevitably Hit Rock Bottom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nNothing Remains to hold us up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nWe can’t Find our Feet anymore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nseeing The Ground approaching.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nSeeing Those Wanting to help us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfinding contentment in Anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nRecognizing Who we Desire to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nrecognizing who are True Friends!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Look Within To Find the World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Look Within To Find The Truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Look Within to Find Happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Look Within to Find an Answer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Look Within to Find any Hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Search Within For One Another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nFaith Inside, Discover Our World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nothers learn more about ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\neach other become more ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nfaith within Rediscover Our World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearing\nother voices Listening to Ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nListening to Others our Voices are Heard.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReaching\nout to each other we Find Comfort!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReaching\nOut All Would Inspire Inner Peace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nRedemption Songs… Its All I Ever Had…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRedemption\nSongs Of The Silent Explanation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRedemption\nSongs Keeping Me Free At Heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRedemption\nSongs, Singing Of Golden Silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nto myself of Our Love, Lost and found!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nof Love All Still Share With Our World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nof Loved Ones Lost, but never forgotten,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nof the Love still To Be Realized By us All.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nof the Great Triumphs of Our Silent truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nof Silent Words the Colors of the Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nAll Our Rainbow Words Can Defy Gravity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nSoar with the Eagles, Upon the Greatest Heights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nSwim Free In The Sea with Dolphins and whales!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nWrestle with the Great Apes In their Own Jungle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nDance with the Gray Wolf Howling At the Moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbe Comforted by our pets if we happen to be sad!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nComfort All Our Loved Ones Whenever Possible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nRequiring our one shared silent explanation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich every beating heart might always Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nWords Become Inadequate, And Redundant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nnothing is better than just sharing the silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nour shared silence is worth its weight in gold!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nSharing A Silent Moment Together Is Everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful just to be able to share any silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful, just to watch another silent sunrise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful, Simply To Share One Another’s Pain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful Just To Be Aware That We’re Still Alive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful To Feel The Entire Universe Come To Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful For Good Friends Who Share Our Gratitude!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful To Be Able To Feel Our Own Pain Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGrateful\nto watch another sunrise, never knowing darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\njust to hear the sound, of another’s laughter again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis how the abiding silent Truth is eternally triumphant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nmakes all our gratitude real, for our silent explanations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nlove’s what makes, anything and everything possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning,\nscreaming, and shouting only because we feel like it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nIt Just Because That’s What You Really Feel Like Doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nIt, Because It Feels Like The Right Thing For You To Do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nIt, Without Any Ever Regretting Even A Single Moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nSomething Special, To Let Another Know How You Feel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\ndeciding for ourselves, may we all be citizens of the world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nThe Sister And Brotherhood Of Our Own Humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nWould Become The Light Of Our One Shared Greater Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nsilent explanations become more than enough for anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbest things in life, never require any elaborate explanations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe tiniest glance, smile, or Gentlest laughter will suffice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nnone has ever lived a day none has ever Known Victory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nSharing Silent Explanations, With All Their Loved Ones!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nCan Never Thank Them Enough Or Return Their Favor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGuard\nyour good name as a precious jewel wrapped in rags.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nVictory of Our Silent Truth can leave us all Speechless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nUnto Others As You Wish Them To Do Unto Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPay\nit forward playing the only really fun game in town,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nonly game, that merely requires silent explanation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Bob\nMarley)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWeeping\nWillow<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nGreat\nTrees Do Not Grow So Easily:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWind,\nice, drought, flood, insects, forest fires and disease,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRage\nOver the Years Taking their Toll!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nthe Tallest and Straightest of Trees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMake\nfor the very best lumber and Thus,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’re\nFrequently Cut Down For Timber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrought\nDown By Their Very Own Success!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nthe Hickory Has the Strongest of Woods!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nStrong It Will Dull Saw Blades!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nGnarly, Contorted, and Twisted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nThey’re Very Seldom Harvested.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nduring times of drought the roots will weaken;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nthe first storm may easily blow it right over!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nown great strength possesses an Achilles heal!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\ncontrast willows are not really tall nor strong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNeither\ngood for lumber or hard to chop down.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nfrequently, extremely modest and flexible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\namong the deepest of nature’s tap roots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\naccess a hidden treasure trove of water.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n Endure\nthe longest and hardest of droughts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHunched\nover, merely appear to be beaten,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlexible\nabove they bow to the four winds,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDeeply\nrooted they’re all steady as a rock.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPumping\nwater it can survive forest fires,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthey are not even good, for shade!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet,\nstill stands strong when others fall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThriving\nin demanding environments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwould likely kill another species.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nthe Weeping Willow is different!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOutlasting\nmany of the trees around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncluding\nother trees crowding it out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBranches\nwailing away in high winds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShading\nit out from the light of the sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStrangling\nits roots in the ground below!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrowding\nout all hope of spreading roots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nWillows quite rare in comparison!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nbeing so useless they are seldom planted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften,\nonly being planted as an ornamental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nmodest they never thrive many places.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nmay thrive holding river banks together!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nleaning far out over wild Raging rivers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegularly\nflooded by ferocious spring storms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTaproots\nstop them from being washing away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nif the Ground Vanishes from under them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreventing\nlong droughts from killing them off.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlexible\nabove all the debris doesn’t kill them all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\ncan take any licking and just keep on going.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nbranches break, and keep right on growing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLogs\nwill roll right Over them without hesitating.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nwasting any time holding strong Grudges!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nthe other trees Will all End up down river,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nseeing the use in being Angry and Spiteful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\npumps up water, to share with them anyway.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLong\nleaves showering them in their hour of need,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProviding\nthem all With greatly appreciated relief.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmatter how mean they might have been to Her!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ndesperately in need of what water she offers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe long Summer Droughts hit them hardest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisplaying\nsympathy for their unavoidable demise.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComforting\nthem aware there’s little else she can do,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComforting\nthem all during the worst spring storms.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nfight, kiss boo boos, display charming humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSitting\nin a little Warm Water may Also do the Trick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwaddling,\nCuddling, and Singing often also work!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\njust being there and holding someone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimple\nThings, Can All Make a Big Difference!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nmuch as anything else Our Gestures Matter.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\ntiny gestures may make a difference!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\na gesture makes a world of difference.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nwe’re All Kids At Heart and kids are great!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nkids will grow up to become the mighty oaks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOthers\ngrow up, to become the strongest of hickories!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nwho it was that gave them all their love.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nwhat it means to be forgiven themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nhow much they appreciated the kindness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nit is, they have come to admire the most themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nsome Unconditionally Bestow their Love upon us all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nit is that seems to be the Wiser among all of the trees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nit is that Seems to be the Most Content of all the trees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting for a moment what it means to be abused!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNonetheless,\nWillows Refuse To Hold Any Strong Grudges!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nForgetting any of her suffering at the hands of others.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nnever allowing hate, anger, and resentment to define her!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWeeping\nwillows, are often generous, tolerant, and forgiving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\ntheir flexibility remains firmly rooted in the greater truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWe’re\nAll Big Babies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWe’re\nAll Still Big Babies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nOf Us, Remaining!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAltogether\nToo Frequently!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMore\nSo Than Others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nYoda\nMay Have Said.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBaby\nSitting Is Easy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEasy\nto Understand.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFun\nwhen well done.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nThey Cry Too Much:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nStick\nthem in a little shallow water,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthey’ll often stop just like that!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChange\nany diapers and feed them,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOffer\nthem something they suck on,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwon’t ruin or rot all their teeth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr,\nmight choke them in their sleep.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nlike the sound of any singing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\ntone deaf, has its advantages.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPersonally\nI Enjoy singing to them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBoth\nour hearts becoming peaceful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeating\nhearts syncopate sublimely!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nmodest working memories!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPossessed\nof oh so Little tiny brains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLittler\nones remain easily distracted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShiny\nthings like Keys are a Favorite.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nmemories everything is new!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nmemories its all new and shiny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nmemory anything is Exciting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Even\na piece of lint may confuse them)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nLess Their Wonder Remains Greatest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nbugs may be endlessly fascinating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nconfused over coming or going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nshouting, "Blubbylubblhydblulh!!!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMay\ncause them to forget any demands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nanything strains their tinier brain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBabies,\nwill often fall asleep passing out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\ncrap their diapers Wallowing in crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nhabits also involve our memory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\nare the End of any self-awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\njudgment of honesty and compassion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nmore pointless personal bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nour lights are on but no one is home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nancient Shaman avoided other shaman!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\namong them said to walk with nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClosest\nof friends of the great Fractal Dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho mama has plans for and speaks to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\namong them rumored to walk with God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho Knew the very patterns of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho would figuratively but nonchalantly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLead\nall of the other shaman around by the Nose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKiss\ntheir boo-boos to prevent them from whining!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSay\nwhatever they Wished to hear to shut them up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\ninspire them to all pursue meaningless nonsense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nfoolishly chase their own tails off in some Corner!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif the other shaman were the Smallest of Children;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif they were all merely children Soiling their pants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif they were all as Obvious as the Biggest of Babies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRumored\nto carry out the will of God or mama nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ntake your chances ever trying to hunt them down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthey can’t be found Unless they desire to be found!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan go before them without a really good reason;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttempting\nto do so you may not be heard from again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\ncannot be Avoided, Fooled, or taken by surprise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerceive\nany Misfortune Coming from furthest away.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nare an open book that remains as clear as mud.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeing\nright through all the rest of us like children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nsometimes all of our mamas and papas,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nput us all in a time out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nmay even spank you hard,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou refuse to Stop acting up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHurting\nYourself or anyone else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDemanding\neverybody’s attention.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefusing\nTo Play Nice, With Others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSenselessly\nmaking more idyll threats.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSenselessly\nwhining and making a fuss.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimply\nrefusing to ever listen to Anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimply\nScreaming and shouting nonstop.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\nlistening to what any others say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\ncaring in the least about others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe’re\nAll Big Babies to somebody else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nFoolishly acting out childishly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto later Ask what can be done!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nhabits forever bring an End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nany really genuine discussion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nour ability to really respond!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nour ability to actually care!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nacting without awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nacting without our heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalling\nhardest Big Babies can really hurt themselves badly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThrowing\ntheir temper tantrums they hurt themselves more.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nRemains the Strong Manifestation of All Our Desires!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPulling\nus down Mama’s Love yet remains forever irresistible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nBig Babies know Gravity Remains the source of lightness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnever knowing how, they have to give a crap to receive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAuthenticity<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOften\nme, myself, and I can’t agree,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOver\nhow divided we’ve become again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis doing All of the Arguing this time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nExactly Who Is In Charge around here!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCast\nAdrift Upon Our Passionate Seas of Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCastaways\non Lost Horizons Bereft all Anchor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaves\nThreaten to Swamp their Tiny Life Raft.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAll set aside, any metaphysics and Politics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nAll can Agree upon Knowing Nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExcept\nthe other guy never knows anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExcept\nthat the Others are complete Idiots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgo\nnot really possessing self-awareness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nSuffering the Slings and Arrows,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nOutrageously, Episodic Misfortunes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nAmongst, The Noblest Of Qualities!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nhighest of any Possible attainments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngreatest of All Possible achievements.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\neven damned fools can comprehend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nthose amongst us crapping their pants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nthose totally clueless to what’s going on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nthose who stick anything in their mouths!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHighly\nregarded by any in cartoon Wonderland!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWell\nregarded by all upon the stairway to heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEndorsed,\nby even Peter Pan and all the Lost Boys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\neven the duller among us may comprehend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nthe most thoroughly confused can yet grasp;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHeralded\nthroughout the entire Known multiverse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsplendor and Glory Abiding Within humanity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Plausibility\nRemaining Probable To Some Degree!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nWe Become is All a matter of Perseverance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nthe Usual Peanut Gallery of caricatures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nof us Yet More Triumphant than others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStanding\nout In The Midst of Pandemonium!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsulky profligates remaining anonymous!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nclowns with any lowest lowbrow taste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nthe current peanut gallery’s assembly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nthe more unusual motley characters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClarification\na dispersing effervescent luminescence in midair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccompanying\nentertaining laughter fades off into the distance…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanybody really know what time it is, does anybody really care?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nalways said she didn’t raise no damned fools!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTell\nothers I worked Hard to become the idiot I am!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWatched\nclocks never Boil or some-such nonsense.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nnever really could follow everything mama said!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nalways Having a Warped Sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nApologized Insisting Styles are here to stay!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhereas\nFashions like Ignorance come and go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nnothing Can Beat Genuine authenticity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\ncan do better than to be themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReckoning\nwhether outside or in Authenticity comes from someplace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReckoning\nknowing without Knowing all I really Know is Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof how pressing any of our immediate consternation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof whether earth confronts an insidious invasion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof whatever some damned fools might desire.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof what any other damned fool may say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof any vocal protests which come up,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\ninvasion Conspiracy not withstanding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\nMay Yet Agree On One Great Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilence\nis Golden if nobody actually listens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTalking\nto ourselves without even Listening.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nconfirms that Nobody wants to listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Blinking Light showing our stereo is on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nnobody Is really using the Damned thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nin the Hope some could actually understand!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRather\nthan Blinking like a deer in the Headlights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHello,\nhello, hello, hello is there anybody in there?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nYou’re Playing Around With Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nits nothing more than Masturbation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthere really is no point in Talking,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever,\nNobody’s Actually Listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowever\nmany maybe inside your head!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nare What You Is and That’s All it Tis!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBes\nwhatever you may truly desire to bes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nwhat you Wish to be perceived as!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlways\nknow thyself and Think for thyself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nhow to Listen well to your own heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nContent to be whoever you Become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\ncontent that none may do you Better.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\ncontent simply to take your next step.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\ncontent bumbling a road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTake\nCare of Any Strangers You Find Along The Way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTake\ncare of yourselves and be there For Others.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTake\nCare of one another and always be Happy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscover\njoy in Sharing life’s greatest adventure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKeep\ncommunities small With just a few People!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnsure\nthat all know how to read and write well!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPractice\nthe arts and celebrate any Achievements!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKeep\nany weapons you may possess safely secure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nall your Neighbors but remain independent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBe\nprepared to deal with all Unforeseen Exigencies,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHonor\nOne Another’s Past By Promoting Flexibility.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrate\nour ability to laugh at life more frequently!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrate\nhumanity’s enduring Freedom to celebrate.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrate\nthe ability to Appreciate your eccentricities!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrate\nthe ability to all Laugh together more often!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nthe Unexamined Life Is Not Worth Living.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nThyself The World Would Become Your Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthyself the world can Feel Like They know you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthyself the world will Invite You In their Home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthyself the world can Learn their own Heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nprovides Greater Satisfaction or contentment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nis more Rewarding than to become ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nimparts Superior Insight, virtue, and wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow your own heart is to know what love is about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow your heart is to discover greater true freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollow\nthe Silence of Beautiful words as if a siren Voice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollow\nyour heart witnessing the world following theirs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthyself is how you can become more Authentic.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nknowing thyself would others become as they wish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nguard your good name as you might a precious jewel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nrichest of jewels you can ever have in your possession!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\nreputation is like a fire that can be arduous to rebuild!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nus to be all that we can be, each heart must first be free!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nus to be all we can be each must free their loving hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSet\nyour heart free, and it will reward the favor many times.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSet\nyour heart free if you want to experience actual freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate what all humanity may yet accomplish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nmake the mistake of underestimating any contribution!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nwhen the smallest amongst us could yet move mountains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nwhen a miracle to believe in still abides within everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nthe way shapes the world as the world shapes the way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nWe’re All The Children of God, And Citizens Of Our World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nbegging for love on ascending the great Stairway to Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBabes\nlost in the wilderness of space on their loving mother earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDazed\nand confused on our difficult journey which has just begun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDemoralized\nand exhausted struggling to ascend the endless stairs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrying\nout lost in the wildness beseeching mother nature’s blessing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncan frequently lose sight of their marvelous mother and father!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nmay easily forget all the love and joy in our hearts is a blessing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\neasily Forget that we are the world we are the Children of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConstrained\nto encouraging Ourselves as well as each other to think.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConstrained\nto helping each other up instead of doing all the Lifting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ndistinctions between our Hearts and brains no longer matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwe know nothing our Harmony neither acts nor reasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nincapable of ever straying far from the path lost and alone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nTo\nThine Own Self Be True<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShakespeare\nwrote "To thine own self be true!",<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDeclared\nOscar the Grouch, the cockroach.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nhis acquaintance, Groucho Marx,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThoughtfully\ntouched his chin replying,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“At\ntimes, I become lost upon pondering,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“How\nexceedingly fortunate, I have been!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“To\nlearn of my own Wondrous Existence!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“To\nwhich neither time nor eternity can ever bring diminution,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“This\nmiraculously everlasting vibrant living soul, was born!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Even\nto ponder such a sublime eternal truth, in any depth,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“These\nare beautiful words, and I lose myself in thought!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Yet\nthe immortal Elizabeth Barrett Browning wrote,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“How\ndo I love thee?”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Let\nme count the ways.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee to the depth and breadth and height,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“My\nsoul can reach, when feeling out of sight,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“For\nthe ends of being and ideal Grace.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee to the level of everyday’s,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Most\nquiet need, by sun and candle-light.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee freely, as men strive for Right;”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee purely, as they turn from Praise.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee with a passion put to use,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“In\nmy old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee with a love I seemed to lose,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“With\nmy lost saints, …I love thee with the breath,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Smiles,\ntears, of all my life! …and, if God choose,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nshall but love thee better after death!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nKnow\nWhen to Hold Them<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nYoung women tend to be more\ntrouble than they’re worth,<br\/>\nIn my personal experience!<br\/>\nBecause\nthey have too many weird ideas,<br\/>\nCrap floating around in their\nhead,<br\/>\nThat they have yet to sort out for themselves.<br\/>\nBut,\nif sex is all you want in a relationship,<br\/>\nThen you don’t even\nneed names.<br\/>\nIf conversation, is all you want,<br\/>\nThen I\nsuppose you really like to talk.<br\/>\nAnd if personal growth and\nhappiness are,<br\/>\nIts much more important to know thyself.<br\/>\nYou\ngot to know when to hold em,<br\/>\nKnow, when to fold them,<br\/>\nKnow\nwhen to walk away,<br\/>\nAnd, know when to run…<br\/>\nAll anybody\nelse can do, is encourage you,<br\/>\nTo seize a good opportunity, when\nit arises:<br\/>\nTo see a world in a grain of sand,<br\/>\nAnd a heaven\nin a wildflower.<br\/>\nTo hold infinity in the palm of your hand,<br\/>\nAnd\neternity in an hour.<br\/>\nTo seek out lowly depths all others\ndisdain,<br\/>\nWhere ever cloudy muddy waters cannot hide,<br\/>\nAll\nthe love, which abides within the naive child.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\nAll\nthe gifts that we all still have to offer the world.<br\/>\nKnow\nthyself, and the whole world, welcomes you in.<br\/>\nThere can be no\ngreater personal satisfaction than growth,<br\/>\nTo at long last, once\nagain, become as beautiful outside as in.<br\/>\n(William Blake, Kenny\nRodgers, Socrates)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDon’t\nDo the White Collar Crime!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDon’t\nDo the White Collar Crime,<br\/>\nIf You Can`t Pay The Fines!<br\/>\nIt’s\nsaid that it just don’t pay!<br\/>\nBut what good’s working hard,<br\/>\nWhen\nall they give you is your cards,<br\/>\nAnd you know there’s not much\nyou can say.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nyou take what they give,<br\/>\nYou’ve no money to live,<br\/>\nAnd your\nfamily don’t understand.<br\/>\nAfter all these years,<br\/>\nThey will\nend up in tears,<br\/>\nWith a mountain of bills in their hands.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNow\nyour lesson is learned,<br\/>\nThere’s nowhere to turn,<br\/>\nAnd it’s\nno use pleading for help.<br\/>\nWhen you’re left on the heap,<br\/>\nThere\nis nothing to keep you,<br\/>\nFrom going and helping yourself,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\ndilemma you’ve found,<br\/>\nIs you are morally bound,<br\/>\nNow your\nmoral code needs a review,<br\/>\nSo what do you care,<br\/>\nYou know\nlife isn’t fair,<br\/>\nAnd for years they’ve been stealing from you.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYet\nthe truth remains, you let them steal your soul.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Jim\nBrown)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nRevolution Will Not Be Televised!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#This\nrevolution is live baby!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#Welcome\nto the comedy club!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#That\ndares not close any doors!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#For\nFear they’ll be broken down!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#Ripped\nright Off all of the Hinges!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#Some\nClowns Being Hard to Please!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#Some\nclowns being very demanding!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n@#Some\nClowns Won’t Take No For An Answer!#@<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Open\nto Our Public Twenty-four seven!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Clowns\nfrequently impossible to please!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Nevertheless\nwe aim to please Zombies!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*The\nImpossible just takes us a lot longer!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Rarely\nclosing for pressing Emergencies!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Rarely\nclosing for any of the Holier days!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Some\nacts Being exactly what they seem!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Some\nacts catch anyone alive by surprise!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Some\nmight become Highly Entertaining!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Whilst\nothers you would be wise to avoid!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Other\nActs not being for the faint of heart!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Other\nacts could be extremely Dangerous!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Other\nActs, You Take Your Chances With!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Where\nat times righteous Riots Break Out!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Where\nat times many Zombies Go Berserk!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Where\nat Times zombies are all full of crap!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*When\non occasion zombie Shit Hits the fan!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*When\nclowns insist on Constantly fighting!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*When,\nsome clowns always look for Fights!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*When\nsome clowns fight Over Stupid Crap!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*When\nthey all argue over who’s the biggest!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Fighting\nover who is the Biggest Idiot of all!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Often\nunaware of who they are fighting for!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Often\nUnaware the Fighting is meaningless!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Sometimes\nfighting over Complete Bullshit!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Sometimes\nThey are in the mood for a fight!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Sometimes\nshooting Themselves in the foot!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Prepared\nto Blame Others for any problems!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Never\nbothering learning how to just say no!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*None\neven learning what it means to be free!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*That\nBereft Honesty the word is meaningless!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Some\ncouldn’t Care Less whatever the reason!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Some\njust Enjoy Fighting for whatever reason!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Many\nare Young and Full of Piss and Vinegar!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Foolishly\ncondescending to all fall on their ass!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Thinking\nit makes them all that much stronger!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Afraid\nto Surrender The Dirt beneath their feet!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Afraid\nto back down a Single Inch on anything!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Afraid\nof losing the ground everything rests on!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Afraid\nof appearing weak instead of just stupid!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Afraid\nof slaying the beasts of their nightmares!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Ingloriously\nunaware of the approaching floor!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Because\nfact can be stranger than any Fiction!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Because\nReality is often funnier than fiction!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*And\nit twinkles a hell of a lot more as well!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Catching\nany clown yet alive by surprise!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Making\nsome do a double or triple take!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Sometimes\nwith their pants still down!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Only\nto have Mama Nature spank us!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~***Twinkle***Twinkle***~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nyou beautiful shooting stars…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nyour sparkling Wonderland!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalling\nadorably, upon your ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nNot Expect Your Own Mother!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nClean Up After All Your Messes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nViva\nLa Revolution Baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nradical revolutionary promise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo,\nconservative State Secrets crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing it was only an accident!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing, it’ll never happen again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing you’ll make some amends.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing your scout’s word of honor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nswearing upon the tall stack of Bibles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nattempts to avoid the subject altogether!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\npleas from your friends backing you up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nswearing upon your own mother’s grave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nswearing that the dog ate your homework!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing it wasn’t nearly as bad as it sounds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing you’re just a Victim of circumstance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nmelodramatic sobbing, begging, and pleading!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWill\never manage to avoid Mama’s own house rules!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWill\never manage to escape her Ruthless Enforcement!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile,\nHell hath no fury like our Mama Nature scorned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBalance\nwill always be restored whenever harmony is lost!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n(Gill\nScott Heron)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nLeading\nFrom the Rear<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nValor\nsometimes the better Part of Necessity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRightfully\nprudence the better part of valor,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nValor\nFrequently Confused with stupidity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nChivalry forever going out of fashion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\naccepting that they all think alike!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nbothering to look before they leap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nripping another Foul smelling fart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGreatest Behinds Always Stink Alike!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsisting\nto Themselves better out than in!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\ninhaling Deeply of their own Stench! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\nUntil\nthe only people ever left in any room!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRush\nto open all of the doors and windows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat guilt Is a Horrible thing to Waste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProving\nto anybody their own Unworthiness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\ncomplete waste of anyone’s time and effort.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nthose insistent on being Most Unworthy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefusing\nto ever Exercise the slightest restraint!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nfoolishly attempting to lead from the tear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nknowing its impossible to lead from the Rear.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nrepeatedly persist in making futile attempts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBelieving\nThey’re Funny Pissing Off Many!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBelieving\nany others have inferior senses of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\na pile of crap hits the fan especially hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForcing\nthose in sealed rooms to Plan Escape routes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwith Diarrhea of The Mouth may well attempt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\njustify all their more Vile and Deplorable behavior.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimply\nto regurgitate their own popular disapproval!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOdiously\npersisting in torturing all their own Critics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHalf\nof those I’ve spoken to Online have Confessed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nBe Deeply Suspicious of common dictionaries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nOnly Use The More Popular Definitions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nthat they care merely desiring to argue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nto lead from the Rear arguing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOver\nwho defines the word stupid.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nWho is the best example!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis Stinking up the room!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nmight be more offended!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis the lesser of Offenders!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhose\nfarts are forever Worse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis the bigger king of fools!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis making the bigger Fuss!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nnever worry too much myself,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nbothering to Dwell Upon it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreferring\nnot to Waste my time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nthat of anybody else involved!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nthe unworthy great behinds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nthose who lead from the rear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho think their behinds great,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nthat they are so Predictable;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nThat They’re Full Of Hot Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho believe they’re such hot Shit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nWho Believe They’re The Greatest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSorrow\nand Outrage are Wasted on them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nwasted on any of the greatest behinds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nall tend to stink alike without thinking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nEver Having To Utter A Single Word!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Those\nWho Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAntagonish<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nYesterday,\nupon the stair,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nmet a man who wasn’t there.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nwasn’t there again today,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nwish, I wish he’d go away…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nI came home last night at three, the man was waiting there for me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwhen I looked around the hall, I couldn’t see him there at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGo\naway, go away, don’t you come back any more!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGo\naway, go away, and please don’t slam… the door!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLast\nnight I saw upon the stair,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nlittle man who wasn’t there,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nwasn’t there again today,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOh,\nhow I wish he’d go away…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Hughes\nMearns original poem)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOne\nof Us<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nReveling In All The Limelight!<br\/>\nPuffed up\nchest Larger than Life!<br\/>\nA More Modern Diplomatic Patton!<br\/>\nHis\nalter ego covered in shiny medals.<br\/>\nLost inside the spotlight of\nCrystal city,<br\/>\nFallen From Grace, In Pentagon Circles!<br\/>\nPosing,\nFor An Underwear commercial!<br\/>\nNever Forget Who You’re\nFighting For!<br\/>\nFor that is the Burden of command!<br\/>\nAnd why\nGeorge Washington,<br\/>\nWas just another one of us!<br\/>\nWho read his\nBible every day,<br\/>\nGot down on his knees for more than a\nsecond!<br\/>\nAnd, prayed for redemption of his soul.<br\/>\nAnyone\ncould walk right up to his front door,<br\/>\nAnd, be invited in for a\ncup of tea.<br\/>\nJulius Caesar would tell his troops jokes,<br\/>\nThe\nnight before going into battle.<br\/>\nOne of Us, only has meaning,<br\/>\nIf\nsomeone is actually listening.<br\/>\nThe Chinese, among many\nothers!<br\/>\nRefer to their army as their “Army",<br\/>\nAnd\nnot hired thugs for sale to the highest bidder.<br\/>\nFrequently,\njumping into civilian trenches,<br\/>\nAnd, digging along side all\ntheir compatriots.<br\/>\nHoping to build a better future for the\nentire nation,<br\/>\nConstructed on a solid foundation, that will last\nfor generations.<br\/>\nWhile, in the US, patriotism swings up and down\nwith the stock market.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nTea Party members accuse each other of being commies,<br\/>\nAnd,\nnobody, appears to have a clue who they are fighting for.<br\/>\nAll\nRoads Lead To Rome, along with all the imports on the planet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nfaster they import goods the faster the money all floats to the top,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nfaster the money all floats to the top, the faster they export\nweapons!<br\/>\n"One of us" becomes "Us and Them"\nas the South attempts to rise yet again!<br\/>\nWhen money does all the\ndriving Nobody is Steering and no one ever listens,<br\/>\nAs One of Us\nbecomes more Indistinguishable every day, from Us and Them…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHardcore\nCommie Love<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI\nwent to a communist bookstore,<br\/>\nAnd asked for a copy of "Steal\nThis Book",<br\/>\nBut, was escorted to the front door,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\ninformed they were fresh out.<br\/>\nSo, I went to the anarchist\nwebsite,<br\/>\nTo complain the damned commies,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHave\nNo Love for revolutionaries,<br\/>\nAnd, was booted off right away!<br\/>\nI\ntold a hard-nosed pragmatist,<br\/>\nThat Babylonian slapstick, is all\nlowbrow,<br\/>\nAnd, he looked at me as if I had never existed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nvisited a Taoist website seeking enlightenment,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nthey booted me off, for repeating lame jokes!<br\/>\nI’ve seen all good\npeople turn their heads each day,<br\/>\nSo\nSatisfied, I’m On My Way!<\/font><br\/>\nJust call me ignorant, but its\nmy family tradition,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nnever participate in anyone’s lowbrow slapstick,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInvolving\nno less than billions of amateur comedians,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nseldom, if ever, consider themselves to be funny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEverybody\nWants to Rule the Web<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWelcome\nTo Your Life.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere’s\nno turning back!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEven,\nWhile We All Sleep!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nMust Always, Find You!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nActing\nOn Your Best Behavior!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTurn\nYour Back On Social Media!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nWants To Rule The Web!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts,\nMy Own Design;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nMy Own Remorse!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHelp\nMe Really Decide!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHelp\nMe Make The Most!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOf,\nFreedom And Pleasure!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing,\nEver Lasts Forever!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nWants to Rule the Web.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nThere’s\na website where the spyware won’t find you,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHolding\nhands while the Web Comes Crashing Down!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nThey Do I’ll Be Right Behind You!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nGlad We Almost Made It,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nSad They Had To Trash It,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nWants to Rule the Web.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n(Tears\nFor Fears)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nVoter\nDenial<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDenial\nIsn’t The Name of A River In Egypt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnless\nSomebody Says So, On Reality TV.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’m\nA Professional, Mud Wrestling Fan!<br\/>\nWhere They’ll, Sling Mud All\nAround!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nEverything is Just Fake News.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere’s\nNo Proof That I Am a Thief.<br\/>\nNo Proof That I Stole the Election!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nProof Elections Even Matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nProof of Anything To Gain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nproof, I ever had sex with that woman!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nproof Professional Wrestling’s rigged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nof course, no proof that I even know what I’m saying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUnited\nwe stand, divided we fall, right on our collective fat asses!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCommon\nSense Says<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCommon\nsense would have it that common sense,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nin uncommonly short supply these days.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nnearly as common as it once used to be.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nnearly as common as the good old days,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDifficult\nto locate wherever you might roam!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\npeople claim nobody has any anymore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\nToday have almost no common sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\ndespite agreeing its No Longer common!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\neveryone says its becoming Uncommon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nalso insist that Its Only Common Sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nCommon Sense, No Longer Exists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nif, statistical studies have repeatedly shown,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nevery way possible Academics could Think of,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nonly thing common about Common Sense,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nmost people agree Nobody Else Has Any,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nCommon Sense An Oxymoron!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nmakes sense to me, personally,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nzombies are just way too common.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nthey have any common sense at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nthey possess, any sort of sense at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nthey really listen to their own words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHave\nany Ability to express themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nevidently doesn’t include most people!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nZombies\nall speaking Private Languages.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\nbother with the Mindless masses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\ncomplain Nobody ever listens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nTrusting Even their own dictionary.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\nunderstanding what Another says!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEver\nDistrustful of Everyone’s Motivations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nThey Claim Are All Too Often Much Too Common!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nagain they have no common Sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\ncommon sense is its all Uncommon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\ncommon sense remains impossible to Find!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nall common sense is uncommonly common!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nuncommon sense Agrees with common.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ncommon sense is common sense Is Rare,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ncommon Sense no longer seems to Exist!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMay\nall your Confusion and tears be Replaced.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nAn Abundance of love, laughter, and Joy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nthe light of Truth Shining upon everyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnding\nall Confusion, anger, hate, and disdain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReplacing\nSuffering With the Light of the Truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nConflicts With Inner Peace and Contentment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTake\ncomfort in the Knowledge nobody has ever,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nManaged\nto lie or mislead themselves completely.<br\/>\nMost, resigned to\ndenial, avoidance, and pretense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProtecting\ntheir boo boos like any small children;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever,\nbecoming totally convinced they are,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nquite yet strong enough, to face the Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\ndiscovering happiness and acceptance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFirst\nIn Your Heart, And Then Your Mind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLao\nTzu, once remarked on the situation:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nis a good man but a bad man’s tutor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\na bad man, is a good one’s student!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nonly the Heart is really capable of listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile,\nwithout the Love of the Truth in your Heart,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthe common sense in the world, never did anyone any good!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nwhat comes around, always goes around and around again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe pupil is poorly prepared, the master is rudely awakened,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nmy tongue in cheek way of saying, reality can slap us in the face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nonly common sense that its usually better to just accept the truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBorn\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWe\ncannot become what we once were,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nremaining true to ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nwhenever falling on your ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHurts\nmuch more than Getting up,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGenuine\ngratitude can be knowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nonce you avoided falling Down.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nManaging\nto help yet another clown,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGet\nback on their own two feet again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nUP, UP, UP, UP!!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe only direction you can go,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nthis sad clown’s lowbrow comedy club town.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nborn Clowns fall on their Ass for a living,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRelying\nupon the ground to stop them every time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreventing\nmany from sinking out of sight altogether!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n*~*“\nSuperstars ”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*"Neo-Nazi\nBarbie met Kinki Kiki Dinki,”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“Strutting\ndown a fashion model runway."*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*"Don’t\nyou know that you are a superstar!"*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*"Said\nLiberace, to Jimi on guitar.”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“See\nKinki Dinki winki at you!"*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*"You\nsparkle! You beautiful, naughty boy you!”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“The\nentire world becomes Jimi on guitar,”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“Whenever\nthey want to sparkle,”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“And\nbe beautiful stars too!”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“Twinkle,\ntwinkle,”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“All\nyou beautiful shining stars, of radiant light!”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“The\nspark that never dies, and never gets old.”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“Nothing\nFrom Nothing Ain’t Nothing In Wonderland!”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“Where\nEveryone Sparkles My Dearest Lovely Boy!”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~*"Everything\ncan become deja vu all over again!"*~*<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n*~*“So,\nmeditate upon the sublime lime Jello!”*~*<br\/>\n*~*“Revel,\nin its exquisite emerald glow,”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“Know\nThat We Are All Beautiful!”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“Know\nthat we all love you so!”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“Taste\nAll of Its Sweetness”*~*<br\/>\n*~*“But most\nimportantly”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“Watch\nIt Jiggle!”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“Know\nfor yourself, that we are all”*~*<br\/>\n*~*“Superstars,\nlike Jimi on guitar.”*~*<br\/>\n*~*“Sparkling And\nWonderful”*~*<br\/>\n*~*“Sublime And Beautiful”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“And,\nnot least of all”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*“Deliciously\nwiggly-jiggly with delightful sparkling laughter!”*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPay\nIt Forward Sucker!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nNarwhal Scratched His Lover’s Itch,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPlaying\nall Around the World in 30 days!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSomehow\nknowing Never really knowing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSomehow\nWithout having to think about it!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverybody\nScratches that itch sooner or later!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEveryone\nhas to choose how to pay it forward!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDarwin\nwas just another Optimist like Murphy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPositive\nThat life had to make some sort of sense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYet\nfailed to realize Evolution Requires Creativity.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nall obliged to be more creative than Darwin!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nevolution could mean for anyone personally.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhatever\nIt Possibly Meant to our dead ancestors!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAsk\nnot what human evolution might do for you!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nwhat could you Enjoy more about evolving?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\ncould Survival mean more to everybody?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nmight you possibly do to enjoy it more?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nis special about survival of the fittest?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nmakes the Journey its own reward?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPay\nit forward Sucker or pay the price!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nRude\nAwakenings!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nHonesty\nBereft Any Genuine Authenticity,<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nthe Surefire Path to Instant Enlightenment!<br\/>\nFor Mother Nature\nhas a wicked sense of humor!<br\/>\nAnd, whenever the student is poorly\nprepared,<br\/>\nThe Master will surely be rudely awakened!<br\/>\nThat’s\nmy way of saying,<br\/>\nThe minute you think you have all the\nanswers,<br\/>\nYou have become your own worst student,<br\/>\n<\/font>And,\nNobody’s Master!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\nSetting\nyourself up for a rude awakening!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat’s\nwhy Goldilocks Murphy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWas\nalways the optimist in my family,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nis, after a few drinks,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nI required more proof!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut\nMurphy remained steadfastly optimistic,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRight\nup until the pie hit her in the face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nIrish get that way sometimes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nfew of us can’t hold their liqueur!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nwe learned to work on our sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Those\nwho shall forever remain anonymous)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nComforting\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDwelling\nupon comforting bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nIgnore Ignorant Wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWorried\nabout abject Failure we dream of Glorious triumphs,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPreventing\nThe Unthinkable, From Occurring!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut\nOur Fears Seldom Seem To Disappear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf,\nThe Unspeakable, Coming To Pass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nOur More Comforting Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAlways\nComes, At An Inflated Price!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nToddlers\naccept the ebb and flow of all bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNurture\ngood crap by first owning their own;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOwning\ntheir bullshit they discover comfort,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLetting\ngo of more of their personal bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nPerfect\nPratfall<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nPraising\nThe Unworthy Only Confuses Everybody!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShowing\noff valuable treasure just encourages Theft!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStrutting\nyour fat ass around can get your Ass Kicked!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nthis manner all toddlers address the mindless masses:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEncouraging\ntheir bellies to swell with delight,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDrooling\nCopiously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlinking\nin the Lights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThus\nstrengthening adult Funny Bones.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEgo\ncan never attain the Naive Grace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\na sillier toddler’s Perfect Pratfall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEgotistical\nBullshit out of the Way.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nVirtue, Always Shines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBottomless\nPit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMy\nBottomless Pit Is Gravely Ignorant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nI Toss In What Nobody Really Wants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAssuming,\nSomebody Might Want It Back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho Struggle to Find what they want,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFind\nAll The Fucking Cuss Words I Throw In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nUnkind\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nIs Never Actually Kind;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTreating\neverything like Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNor\ncan ignorance be called Kind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nStill Treat Bullshit Impartially!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWith\nWide-Open Hearts And Minds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLacking\nall content Ignorance prevails!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nthe further it moves the more it yields.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\ntoddlers draw upon any Ignorant wisdom,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhich\nlike any other Bullshit can never be exhausted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nExperiences\nlike wetting the Bed are quite Common,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nthe Source Of the Spring is seldom well Known.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnother\nSpring Erupts, and Clowns Spring to Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nDeep Within Us Still, Ignorant wisdom prevails:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOops!\nChuckles Echoing, all the way to the bathroom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nSimple-Minded\nIgnorant Fools<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nElaborate\nBullshit Is Just More Worthless Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nthe naive are Shocked to discover for themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnwittingly\nthrust Center Stage from behind the curtain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnoring\ntheir own Personal Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOften\ncontent to Remain ignorant,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSimple-minded\nIgnorant Fools,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReally\ndon’t mind dealing with Stupid Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMuddy\nWaters<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nBest of Man Is Like Muddy Waters,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhich\nBenefits All Living things contending with none.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFlowing\ninto those Lowly Places others disdain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nMud Burbles…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nA True Ignoramus!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDwells,\nWithin Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPonders\nany deep do-do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOffering\nimpartial bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrusting\nothers to Own their personal Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nTo Avoid Pointless Bullshit With a Chuckle.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Muddy\nWaters was here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMuddy\nWaters Deja Vu Amongst the Stars<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWho\nam I? Where am I? What the hell am I doing here!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWords\nAre… Flowing Out… Like Endless… Dia……Rrhea….<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThey\nslither while they slip away, right through your fingers….<\/font><br\/>\nPools\nof sorrow waves of joy are drifting through my opened\nmind,<br\/>\nPossessing… and caressing me……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nCan’t Hear You At All… I Can’t Hear You… At\nAll……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing\nwill ever change my world!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world….<br\/>\nNo Fool’s gonna change, my\nworld……<br\/>\nNothing Could Ever Penetrate at all……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nImages..\nof broken light… which dance before me… like a million eyes,<br\/>\nThey\ncall me… On and On… across… the universe…<br\/>\nThoughts…\nmeander… like a restless… wind…<br\/>\nInside… A Litter…\nBox…<br\/>\nThey stumble blindly as they make their way,<br\/>\nInto\nthe Nearest… Large Sewer…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nCan’t Hear You At All… I Can’t Hear You… At\nAll……<\/font><br\/>\nNothing’s gonna change my world…<br\/>\nNo\nFool’s gonna Change, my world…<br\/>\nNothing Will Ever change\nmy world…<br\/>\nNothing’s ever gonna penetrate at all…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverything\nSounds…Way Too Familiar…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverything\nHas a…Very Familiar Stench…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverything\nIs Composed of Low Entropy…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing\nyou say has any damned meaning…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSounds\nof Laughter, shades of life are ringing,<br\/>\nThrough my open ears,\ninciting people to riot…<br\/>\nLimitless.. undying love…\nwhich shines… around me… like a Million Sons,<br\/>\nAnd calls me\nOn and On… across the universe…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nCan’t Hear You… At All……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nCan’t Hear You… At All……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing\nPenetrates My Thick Brick!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMuddy\nWaters Deja Vu… Amongst the Stars… Om……<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMuddy\nWater… Deja Vu… Amongst the Stars… Om……<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Beatles)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nCranky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nFoolishly\nfill a cup to the brim and it is easily spilled;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLet\nit get to you and more stupidity is sure to follow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPut\nall your eggs in one basket they’re Easily Broken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAct\nlike you meant to do it people think you’re crazy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nwisest toddlers take a Nap before getting cranky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBest\nFriends<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nPeople\nlet me tell you ‘bout my best friend,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHe’s\na warm hearted person who’ll love me till the end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPeople\nlet me tell you bout my best friend,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHe’s\na one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPeople\nlet me tell you ‘bout him he’s so much fun,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhether\nwe’re talkin’ man to man,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nwhether we’re talking son to son.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCause\nhe’s my Best Friend.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYes\nhe’s my Best Friend.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Harry\nNilsson original lyrics)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nToddler\nCharm<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEmbracing\nyour laughter you become Embraced;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\neasily we may all be Reborn Again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClearing\nour heads all else may Become Clear;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNurturing\nChildren All May Become Impartial;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOpening\nyour Foolish heart Kids will accept you;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAccepting\nthe World kids can accept our Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBearing\nAnd Nurturing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCreating\nbut Not Owning,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGiving\nwithout demanding,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThis,\nis foolish toddler charm.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nSpring\ninto Action<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nAtlas supposedly carries the world upon\nhis back,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nIt Is Woman Who Roars Like A Lion!<br\/>\nAnd… purrs… like a\nkitten……<br\/>\nWho holds up even the ground,<br\/>\nAnd, from\nwhom all life springs!<br\/>\nTo Be True To Herself…<br\/>\nEmbracing\nhumble simplicity,<br\/>\nAs well as, the elegance of nature,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nCat Is On The Prowl!<br\/>\nAnd, Preparing To Pounce!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReady\nTo Spring Into Action!<br\/>\nDiscovering what new playmates might\nawait!<br\/>\nAnd satisfaction in doing what she was born to do.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Here…\nkitty, kitty)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nToys\nin the Attic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThirty\nspokes meet at a nave;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nof the hubs the wheels really spin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClay\nis molded into a vase;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nof the hollow we can jam stuff in!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWalls\nare built around a hearth;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nthe door’s unlocked, we can play inside the house!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThus\nmany assume they can play with anything,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEspecially,\nany toys stored away in their attic.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Murphy\nwas here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGonzo\nIs Just Alright With Me!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGonzo\nis just alright with me!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGonzo,\nis just alright with me!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\ndon’t care what they may know,<br\/>\nI don’t care….where they\nmay go!<br\/>\nI don’t care what they may know,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGonzo\nIs Just, Alright, Oh Yeah!<br\/>\nGonzo, he’s my friend; Gonzo, he’s my\nfriend…<br\/>\nHe took me by the hand; Led me far from this\nland…<br\/>\nGonzo, he’s my friend…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGonzo\nis just alright with me, Gonzo is just alright, oh yeah!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Doobie\nBrothers, Sesame Street, original video)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nNew\nDestinations<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nAttention\nPassengers, Any Lost Stowaways;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOn\nYour Trip Everyone Must Be Prepared!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nCast Aside any unnecessary Baggage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\ngrab your own ass with both hands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nrequired under dire circumstances!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPay\ncareful attention to the Captain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAssuming\nhe’s Lucid for a moment;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou like listening to Idiots ramble.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDepending\nOn Your Religious Beliefs.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nBlood type or Organ Donor cards!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nDate of Birth, And Place Of Origin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nApplicable\nState and Federal Regulations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nAssuming Anyone Survives This Trip!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nAny Negative Publicity It Might Entail.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnything\nthe law Allows Us to get away with!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBaring\nany Stranger Unforeseen Circumstances!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDiscounts\nand Ticket Refunds, Will Be Available!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nupon personal request!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\ncan rest assured,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDespite\nany more persistent rumors, to the contrary:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNew\nDestinations and New Horizons, yet await us all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nmatter what your personal beliefs, or circumstances;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nprepared for your mind to be blown on this spacytrip!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\ncaptain suggests you sing a round of Hakuna Matata!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nrequests, everybody refrain from dancing in the isles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nAll That on the Runway!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nAlways on a Road to Nowhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLeaving\nYour Burning Bridges Behind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTraveling\nAt High Speed into Oblivion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nUp is the Only Viable Direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDown\nHas Become a Mere Abstraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nturns remaining strictly prohibited!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake-offs\nand Landings Being Tricky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthe Road up ahead comes to an Abrupt End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\neveryone can agree that Ignorance Is Bliss!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSalivating\nLiquid Crystallized Humble Pie<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWayward\nDrunkard’s Aimless Walk,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBereft\nthe Slightest, Care in the World,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKeeling\nOver Three Sheets to the Wind,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRighting\nHerself She Lists on the Swells!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOminously\nHer Bow Rises Up Yet Again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJell-O\nFor Brains an Overcooked Noodle!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere’s\nSimply No Accounting for Taste.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCounting\nSilly Imaginary Numberings!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCaptivating\nState Of Benighted Grace!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLaughing\nat each Other’s absurdities;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBumbling\ndown a road less Traveled!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFalling\ninto the Ditch once in a while!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFalling\ndown we all rise up yet again.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHyperuniform,\nliquid crystallized pie.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHaving\ntoo much time on your hands.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGravity\nheats up, while cooling down.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBoycott\nGravity! Become an astronaut!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBoycott\ngravity for bringing me Down.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOceans\nof Lubricated laughter flowing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMay\nthe Floor always catch you gently.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMay\nthe road forever rise to Greet You!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMay\nyour Muse always light your way.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMay\nyour path be Downhill both ways!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nQuasi-crystallized\nSublime Lime Jell-O!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nColorful\nshapeless Tiny marshmallows!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCylinders\nflattened into wagon wheels!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSpherical\ncubes of squishy dimensions!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nQuantized\nTime Crystal Twilight Zone.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDodecaicosahedrons\nmake Disco Balls!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPythagorean\nsolids scatter to the wind!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBeginning\nto Look a lot like Christmas!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMind-blowing\nTopological transforms!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInverted\nToilets become loopy twisters.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWavy\nGravy Soliton Waves, Stand Tall!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nParticle\nMan, In Sparkling Wonderland!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGlobular\nblobular truncated trapezoids!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBroken\nfuzzy fractal halting continuum!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSolitary,\nquasi-crystallized, semi-fluidic,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFractured\nFairytale looking glass mirror!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOf\nno known possible worthwhile value!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMembranous\nstringy sealing wax thingy.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMetamorphic\ntemporal phase transitions.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTap\ndancing a buffalo tattoo in My Brain!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFeels\nlike steppin’ into the Twilight Zone!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThis\nnightmare feels like I’ve been blown!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLattice\ndancing within temporal matrices!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nhorizons Change of their own accord.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nRealities all Down At the Sunset Grill!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\ninsights can just as easily be forgotten!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nhorizons found in any Lost and found!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPhase\ntransitions Forever metamorphosing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMountains\nof Crap In Insane Combinations!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSumptuous\nrepast in my own private Idaho!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLiquid\nCrystallized humble-pie-in-their-face!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nhourglass of time in infinite dimensions!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\ncrystals all decide their own time Zones!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nin spaces that would make Escher Dizzy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nRindler horizons of Blissful Contentment.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\ncrap follows you on the endless horizon.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nInfinity and beyond the greatest wide Open.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBeyond\nthe Outer Limits lies the Twilight Zone.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSpeeding\nup time makes no damned difference,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nalone may bring even gravity to her knees.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\neverything can be Deja Vu all over again.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDifferential\nIntegrals of entangled Decoherence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nClinging\nmemories yet left behind in the mirror.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEternity\nlending everyone’s past greater weight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEternity\ngracing the ticking time bombs of fates!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInexorable\nGregorian sub-sect of pie-in-the-face!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nboldly go where no clowns have gone before!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInevitable\npitiful moaning on the moaning after!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInevitable\ndesire to pull your hair out and shout,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInevitable\nenvious glance at green eggs and ham.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLocal\nrealities always Favor the shortest distance.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNoether\nInsisted it must possess Superior curves!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nLouvre can certify them as all French Curves.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUmbraged\nmonstrous moonshine yet conjectures!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOccam\nresolved that a simple razor was required.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nwhich case, it is proof of simplistic complexity!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nmeet again, at last, the circle is now complete!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAny\nfuturistic Instant karma is coming to Getcha!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRoaring\nsilence Overwhelms the distant observer!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nsimplest explanation is all the more tempting!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nshortest distance between two points is a line!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSome\nsay it is evidence God has a sense of humor.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThermodynamic\nRelativistic Quantum Mechanics!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTaking\nthe long way home Requires greater effort!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nvirtue of the fact we must choose for ourselves,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCapricious\nfickle fates Rolling Monty Hall’s bones!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGoldilocks\nMurphy describing two sides of a Coin.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLocal\nreality is overcrowded with backseat drivers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\nthe best carpenters make the fewest chips,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nperfectly well that nobody knows a thing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCarefully\nmeasuring twice prepared to roll any dice.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMoonwalking\nNonlinear Fuzzy Fractal Probabilities.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nBereft All Dreams Is Somebody’s Nightmare!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDreams\nbereft all reality maybe our worst nightmare.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCreamy\nDreamy Liquid Fantasy-Nightmare Realities!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRealistic\nIdealists skeptically confronting any bullshit.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIdealistic\nRealists would admit their personal bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRealistic\nRealists distinguishing all reality from fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIdealistic\nidealists grasp greater truth in all the bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSalivating\nenticing liquid quasi-crystallized humble pie!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLiquid\nQuasi-Crystallized Humble Pies-On-Their-Faces!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLaboring\nto observe the simulation of a phase transition!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDecoherent\nincoherent quantum states, become classical!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTraveling\nall the way from the big bang to the big crunch,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTraveling\nthrough all Dimensions, not of sight and sound!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDimensionless\ndimensions, composed of lowbrow humor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTwilight\nZone Squares All Circle on the signpost up ahead!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nwalls may speak without having to utter a single word.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere\nare those who speak, without uttering a single sound!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThose\nOnce Upon a Time Whose Words Were Crystal Clear!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNow\nthat you are here, all of our words seem perfectly clear,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nonce upon a time, we spoke for those who have no voice!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a time there was A Lorax Who Spoke for the trees.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a time we Knew What’s Missing from this picture!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a time hearts that bent the most spoke the loudest!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a time time was something that we could all share!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a time people wanted to hear jokes about the truth!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSalivating\nEyeing Liquid Crystallized Humble Pie-in-the-Face!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAware\nwhat’s missing from this picture is what comes back to haunt\nyou.<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(They\nMight Be Giants, Don Henley, 38 Pistol, Star Trek, Star Wars, Dr\nSeuss)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHappy\nIdiots<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nvirtue can be its own reward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBumbling\ndown the road of life less traveled,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClueless\nas to how to best get from point A to B,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nhave clueless friends, we must first be clueless;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThus\nforever Ignorant virtue remains Undeniable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDespite\nsome wackier cartoon logic that applies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nIgnorant Wisdom is childishly knowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nlike Total Idiots we stop watching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWherever\nin Hell we may think we’re going.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Busy\ntalking on a cellphone or something!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nFoolish Path is not what it used to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nstrangely enough remains unchanged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverything\nblending into cloudy horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nevery Direction things all look the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\neach fork in the road looks the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForks\nExtending out to infinity and beyond!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForks\nBranching to more forks Ad Infinitum.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForks\nall blending into Ever Cloudy horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\ntelling, Where In Hell that road could lead.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUncertain\nhow we all got on the road we’re on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUncertain\nany road has a real beginning or end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGoing\nnowhere from nowhere, as fast as we can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife\nin the fast lane, on our fast track to nowhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUp\nahead at every signpost, its the Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGetting\noff the road altogether is the only way out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nExcitement\nfollows great confusion and indecision,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\non the road to nowhere getting nowhere fast!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanyone know, how far it is until our next exit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody know the height of the Empire State!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanyone know Zen and the Art of Motorcycles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nvaliant few, attempt to drive from the backseat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\ndriving in circles talking faster in circles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nall begin to drive faster and talking even faster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nstart driving in circles, screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSome\nstumble out upon their knees, from exhaustion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife\nin the fast lane, surely makes you lose your mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnough\nthat some ponder if riding in the trunk is safer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMad\nenough their Red Queen yells off with their heads.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife\nin the fast lane to drive Never-ending Armageddon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife\nIn The Fast Lane pulling over at the Hotel California!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody, have any clue, as to where the hell we are?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody, anywhere ever really know what time it is?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody ever really care?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nis the happy idiot, supposedly in charge around here?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWish\nyou were here,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInstead\nof all of these other sorry clowns bumbling around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nme, myself, and I enjoy being happy idiots too,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nthere is no one alive who is youer than you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Eagles,\nChicago, Talking Heads, Pink Floyd, Dr Seuss)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSensational\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBig\nbling hurts my Crusty Eyes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLoud\nmusic destroys my Tin Ear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSweets\nkeep Ruining My appetite!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpinning\nin Place Makes me Dizzy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToo\nmuch drama breaking my heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\ntoddlers inspire louder laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBantering\nPriceless Bullshit For Laughs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nignore bullshit, kiss boo boos, contribute charming humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWorld\nof Confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nToo\nmuch Praise and Blame can Cause concern,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nhope and fear, in the Easily Confused,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nwhich bullshit To Think about next.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nsomebody is already Confused Enough,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhy\nPraise And Blame Them?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nToddlers Usually Agree,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nLittle Too Much Information,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nLead to a World of Confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nContinuous\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nLooked\nupon, it cannot be seen… Bullshit never survives in the light\nof day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nListened\nto but cannot be heard…Gibberish remains utterly meaningless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClutched\nbut cannot be touched… Worthless bullshit has no substance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nfuzzy wuzzy indeterminate bullshit Evades All certainty,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBlending\nAny Clarity into a single Abiding Mystery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nits Rising There is Know-Knowing-Light,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nits falling there is Know Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nContinuous thread that defies categorization,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLining\nwhat cannot exist.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nform formless,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nimage nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nsounds all silent;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollow,\nit has no back,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfronted\nit has no face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttend\nthe present to deal with your past,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nyou grasp the continuity of any bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nall clowns know is the essence of absurdity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAstute\nAgnostic Assholes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAgnostic\nassholes are sometimes so Astute;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nother may ever Comprehend them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nThey Make No Damned Sense,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\ncan Only Describe their appearance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCautious\nAs a lover walking on thin ice,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nIndecisive as a tiny Kid in a candy store.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nAs Humble Pie!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlippery\nas the Wettest Ice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAuthentic\nAs Uncut Firewood,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAn\nopen book, that’s clear as Mud!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nhe who is agnostic enough to Wait for the mud To settle,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeks\nto leave the future behind in order to Embrace the past.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nIn Their Ignorance Desire Less Than What May Transpire.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmpowering\ntheir bowels to move effortlessly All By Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNever\nPushy<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEmpty\nyour bowels completely;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nsublime inner peace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThis\nmad, mad, mad world will go on without you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBe\ncontent to WAIT, for nature,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nusual any especially hard crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWill\nall return to the good earth in time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nreturn Can Be Peaceful;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nis the Gentle Flow of nature,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nown eternal fall and spring!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting\nyour awareness you become regular,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nIgnoring Hard Crap Invites Sheer Misery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\naccepts Nature’s gentle flow becomes grateful.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nGrateful She Becomes Impartial;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nindifferent she becomes Agnostic;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nagnostic she becomes spontaneous;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nspontaneous she never thinks twice about giving a crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\none with her sphincter her bowels usually move Easier!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nshe might be indignant over delays she’s Never Pushy!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMindless\nHabits<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSometimes\nmy heart leads other times my brain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\noccasionally Neither One is actually in charge,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\nbeing the end of any honesty and compassion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbeginning of absolutely complete total confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe lights are on, but nobody is really listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverybody\noperates to various degrees on Autopilot,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoving\nfrom point A to B unaware we are moving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumans\nall possessing a variety of safety backups,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmind and brain are a Self-organizing system;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmay not be able to live without some habits,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\ncomforting to know we breath in our sleep!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\ngenerally speaking the fewer the better!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHate\nbeing the worst of all possible habits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost blindly self-destructive to have.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none to be avoided before all others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nAll Your Love Takes A Backseat,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nWho or Whatever it is You Have Come To Hate,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nThis And This Alone, May You Be Truly Known!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nWho You Hate, And By This Alone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWould\nAny Really Know Who You Are.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nyour life can become Hell on earth,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigh\nUpon The Great Stairway to Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDarkest\nOf Dark Comedies That Never End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nUgly Ducklings, All Search For Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nI’d rather laugh with the sinners!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nCry With The Saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDistinguish\nPleasure From Pain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI’ve,\nseen all good people,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTurn\ntheir heads each day,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nsatisfied I’m on my way;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes,\nrunning flat out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nBothering, To Look Back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefusing\nto face the inevitable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefusing\nto ever go there again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBest\nTo Avoid Mindless Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\nmay make us all unhappy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\ncan bite anybody in the ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\njust God playing peek-a-boo.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHuman\nintegrity responding to Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nproviding meaning, for meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\ngives meaning to all our emotions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nSupplies the All Important Context!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nprovides any content for our context!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\ncan explain the origin of our Universe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove’s\namazing grace is beyond all comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\na metaphor, for who we wish to become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove,\nhumor, sorrow, and anger in literal order,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nmay be greater than any mere sum of parts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nto embrace each other for what we have to offer,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\na paradoxical singularly of infinite awareness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis why, the action always keeps on happening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nreally is what makes the whole world go round!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis all you need and all nature has to offer anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis forever two steps forward and another one back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsurprises just keep coming in our game of peek-a-boo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUgly\nDucklings remain astounded to discover they’re the swan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nya gots no sparkle child get up and shake your booty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nthe Funky Monkey, Where the Wild Things Dance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nSomething Do Anything because you ain’t living!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRun\nin circles Jump Around, but whatever you do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nSitting There Self-destructing Out Of Habit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nwaiting for crap to merely work itself out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nwaiting for someone else, to do something,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof surrendering to the basic reality of life,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof doing, what all hearts know is required!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof owning your own feelings and emotions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalse\nwords, can infect the souls of the whole world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPoisoning\nthe air, until we can’t tell which way is up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPoisoning\nthe very ground we all Walk on and Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nObscuring\nsincere emotions with bullshit abstractions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nthe Journey itself may be our greatest Reward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe choose to keep walking on the road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe choose to boldly go where none have gone before.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npath might know our feet as our feet know the way.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nyet remains, the source of lightness and heights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nClueless Ugly Duckling forever becoming the Swan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalling\nDown we smile and laugh helping each other Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nknowledgeable try to learn something new every day.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimply\ncurious about how anything may happen to work,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthe Wise forever endeavor to somehow learn to forget.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpanding\ntheir own Ignorance their knowledge Expands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgetting\ntheir own habits Bequeath Themselves freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\ntheir forgetting somehow managing to grow by attrition!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgetting,\nmanage to accept the whole world as their home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOccasionally\nacting extremely childish the older they become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMindlessly\nDoing Things only because they think they are fun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nin circles, while screaming and shouting if they desire,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\nare frequently about Remembering to stay young at heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNurturing\nyour own wondrous spark within which can never die.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nthe brilliant spark illuminates the way for Ancient children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nhabit drooling idiots keep, is embracing the world as their home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Yes)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPolitical\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nBest political Clowns are those none can find;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nnext best are Widely Loved and Praised;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nAnyone Remaining,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nAdopt Clown Caricatures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nIf Joining In A Circus Parade;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeandering,\nAll Over Downtown.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAngry\nClowns Dancing All Around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLosing\nAny Interest In Sad Comedies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nMajority Become, Reliably Gullible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\nVoting for the First Clown in Town,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nmerely happens to scream the loudest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPatriotic\nRotten Tomatoes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhen\nyour Politics Are No Longer Funny,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStupid\nCrap Isn’t considered Silly anymore;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPetty\ncrap can become Less Of A Joke.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\nSelf-righteous Hypocrisy Blatant,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe patriotic Rotten tomatoes fly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBurying\nSimple Comedy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnder\nmountains of Crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe Light Never Shines sports fans!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nGullible\nFools<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIf\nAnyone Could Distill Down All The Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nEveryone Would Profit a Hundredfold!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNonetheless\nGullible Fools Would Remain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nArtifice and Profit could be Eradicated,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\na lot of Unnecessary Waste would be eliminated!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nHalf-assed Remedies merely treat the symptoms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nInadequate Used By Themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGullible Require personal remedies:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nyour personal Sense of Humor;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nYour Own Ignorant Laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEasily\nAmused<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\nis the difference between acceptance and denial?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nis the difference between beautiful and hideous?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nis the difference between Infinity and the Void?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nusual clowns are Festive as if attending a party!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nFrolicking about the park on a fine spring day.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nmy mind still wanders in Ignorant Bliss.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nNewborn babe yet to learn how to Smile;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlone\nbereft any actual aim or purpose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nZombies have enough to spare!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhereas\nI, Have Nothing At All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nmy Foolish Heart leads me;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMuddy\nWaters, Eternally Cloudy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nI’m often dim and confused.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOthers\nare always more self-assured!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nI remain completely in the dark.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAimless\nAs a Wave, Drifting Out To Sea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nthe slightest attachment to anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\npeople are busy getting necessary crap done,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhereas\nI am often Weird and impractical.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\ndon’t share everybody else’s concerns,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nso easily amused by nature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nTrajectories<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\noften follows its own Trajectory,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nno Real Aim or Purpose,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nExpressing a Mountain of Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncluding\nanything and everything under the sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nAbsolutely nothing at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBullshit\ncan be Never-ending,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nexpress all our Limitations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nany awareness of Being Bombarded with bullshit:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorance\nremains the Source of all the crap in the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\ncan we comprehend the origin of our own bullshit?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nembracing our Personal sense of humor more often!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNatural\nBorn Clowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAccept\nevery Joke and you find Inner Peace,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInterpret\nall your jokes and nobody is amused.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDump\nYour personal crap and Humor Survives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPractice\nall your jokes and Comedy Can Improve.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nObsess\nover the Best Jokes and Humor Will Suffer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTry\ntoo hard to Laugh you’ll only confuse Yourself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbetter Clowns can always laugh at themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nis why toddlers often laugh at any Cartoon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nThe Fearless Masters Of Ignorant Wisdom;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nHiding All Their Crap, They Receive Credit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nSo Transparent, Their Charm Endures.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\nMocking, Or Insulting Anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\ntherefore, none is ever offended.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nancients said: Everybody’s a natural born clown,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\neveryone laughs anytime you fall on your ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHumorous\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSometimes\ndashing for the potty we just don’t make it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nCrap Works Out easily in any rinse.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nnature’s crap Doesn’t Last Worth a Shit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhy\nthe hell does so much Stupid Bullshit?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ncan laugh hysterically at the punch lines,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStifling\nour laughter we miss a lot of the jokes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho embrace humor accept their own ignorant virtue,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile,\nthose who reject their ignorance don’t find much funny.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWannabe\nStandup<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nTry\nto be funny all the time, and all of your Jokes will Fall Flat,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStruggle\ntoo hard to act funny and People Struggle to laugh!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExplain\nyour jokes and any humor can be completely Lost,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForce\ncrap on others and Nobody Thinks You’re Funny.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nArrogant and your sad slapstick cannot last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWannabe\nMockery Stand-up comedy yet Inspires,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\ngood thorough soaking in Rotten Tomatoes;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnything\nthat might improve the comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAbsurd\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThere\nIs A Deep Mystery;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nAnyone’s Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSoundless,\nAnd Fathomless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nAlone, Unchanging.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nuniversal and Amorphous!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\ncoming before mother Nature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nAll Content I call it Absurd.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nall Sanity I say Its Unlimited,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinite\nabsurd neverending bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\ntoo much time on your hands.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinitely\ndiverse, insane combinations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlowing\naway still haunts us to this day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnabling\nknown Know no known Limits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nthe absurdities in life, are Unlimited!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nso too am I still infinitely absurd!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nI am abstracted from the absurdity of the world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nAbsurdity of all life from Nature,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNature\nfrom some mysterious bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nnothing from neverending absurdity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Styx,\nStar Trek)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilent\nBut Deadly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFarts\ncan be silent but deadly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nComposure,\nA Survival Art!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nTemptation Yet Builds along with greater pressure;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGullibility\nis important Knowing Others can be Irate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthose who Inherit this common humorous Gift!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthey should Act neither lightly nor hastily!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nActing\nhastily more Rotten Tomatoes could Fly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCasually\nFailing to Batten Down The Hatches!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nFlounder like Ships Flooded With Dung!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nstruggling heroically to stop laughing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPerfect\nTiming<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPerfect\ntiming may never actually be Duplicated!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerfect\nExecution never wastes an opportunity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerfectly\ntying up every single tiny loose end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nis why toddler charm is so enchanting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nnaive toddler remains within all of us,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerfectly\nContent being easily distracted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurprised\nthe Weak can over the strong;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeading\nus all around by the Nose with their oh so Perfect Charm.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthose who believe they are perfect are always perfectly wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\ntoddler jokes are never Embraced,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNurtured\nby us All in myriad ways,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLaughter might become louder,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\ntheir Perfect Timing can be Lost.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthe perfection of our naive grace,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nonly be unwittingly given away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOddly\nAbsurdly Neutral Agnostic Attraction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBecoming\nBoth yet Not quite either one,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nNothing as well as everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReborn\nagain with the Newest punch lines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTossing\nbullshit being receptive to Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nour ignorance is the source of Fun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nothers seldom do get our Jokes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften,\nBecoming Jokes Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nforever strange familiar irony,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nAn Oddly Neutral Attraction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsing\nboth the light and the dark,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContent\nto be the same wiseguy I’ve always been,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nrather oddly absurdly neutral agnostic attraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nArtists<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nartists all spouting crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nCannot\nsucceed every single time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGullibility\nis shaped by accepting our ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nsomeone’s meaningless bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOwn\nyour crap, and you give it away,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpout\nabsolute nonsense and gullible clowns follow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOthers\nthink you are their friend if you act aloof!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\ncome on strong, some really weak,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nvery Few Will Get Right to the Point.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually,\npreferring to Drag Everything Out.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSuperfluously\nverbose of the performing arts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nVigilant\nSarcasm<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nLowbrow\nhumor is Infamous for endless Sarcasm,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlams\nrepeatedly Hammering home,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto return to bite People in the ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nBlistering Side of Comedy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nAssholes fight over who’s the bigger idiot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreat\nbehinds may yet Stink alike,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nOthers Revel in kicking them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSarcasm,\nNever Does Turn Out Pretty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConspicuously\nObjectionable Simulation,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nPounding One Another, Without Mercy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nZombie\nMockery<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nZombies\nMake a Mockery, of All Mockery.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nMeaningless Irksome Worthless Resonance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\navoid mimicking mindless zombie mockery,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\njust exercising Good common Sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAggressive\nSlapstick, Mimicking Mockery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlways\nInsisting other Zombies are Dumber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMindless\nSadism Imitating might makes right!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nThree Stooges hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nAgnostics<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAgnostics\ncome in all shapes and sizes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nis Why none can Control Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nGreat Ignorance could be Conquered!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nWould Be, A Lot Fewer Agnostics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nReally Curious About who they are.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nAny Ignorance is Shaped By Fallibility;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nAny Shapes Are Soon Lost to the Void.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\nclutch at Weird Ideas about mortal fallibility,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAllow\nyour ignorance to Flow gently through you;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nthe end it feels much better just to Let Her Rip!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nManagement<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWho\nComprehends People Is Truly Strange!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nGets Most Punch Lines Is Enlightened!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nFalls Upon Their Butt is a Born Clown!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nLaughs Over Bullshit Still Has Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho’s\nDetermined Over Bullshit, Has Drive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nDesires Bullshit, May Become Wealthy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nDodges Bullshit Has Ignorant Wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nGrasps Bullshit Manages Their Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nImportant\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCrap\nalways ebbs and flows stinking up the whole place,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurprisingly\nmessy Stuff when it gets in all the cracks,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nmy very own personal crap hardly ever Stinks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNurturing\ncrap that grows on you like a Fungus!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThough\nit hardly ever seems to be worthwhile,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr,\nto possess any Real meaning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeemingly\ntotally Inconsequential,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nPersonal Crap Is more Essential,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nthe utmost Paramount importance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nown crap is always more important,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEspecially\nWhen It Won’t Work Itself Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI\nFight Reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI\nFight Reality, Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah\nI Fight Authority, Reality Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nBeen Shoveling Crap Uphill,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEver\nSince, I Was A Young Kid,<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nI Come Out Grinning!!!!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah,\nI Fight Reality… Authorities Always Win!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nFight The Authorities, And Reality Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nHave Come to The Mountain, to Shovel Crap Uphill Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah\nI’m Still Fighting Authority And Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nGotta Know When To Hold Em, Know When To Fold Em!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nKnow When Ya Gotta Either Fucking Duck Or Run!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYEAH\nI FIGHT AUTHORITY, AUTHORITY ALWAYS WINS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMowing\nDown All the Damned Weeds, Just As Fast As I Can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbullshit is endless and ya stick with whatever ya good at!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYa\nStick With Whatever Bullshit, Ya Happen To Be Good At!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill\nSome Of Us Never, Quite, Outgrow Fighting Authority!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPausing\nSometimes to Shovel More of the Same Crap Uphill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nidiots think they’re some kinda damned comedian!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWell,\nI Fight Authority, And Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Johnny\nBe Good Melloncamp)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFlypaper\nWallpaper<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOffer\nsex, drugs, and rock-n-roll to every clown in town,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nwannabe Comedians may line up to entertain you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou share your Ignorant Wisdom with them instead,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nclown for miles around, will Watch Your Back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwhich Way More Obnoxious winds blow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOffering\nignorant wisdom isn’t exactly glamorous,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nneither is covering your walls with flypaper!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBastards!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nTo\nreduce an obnoxious Bastard’s Influence first expand it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nReduce Their Wallop, First Increase It,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nrule over Complete Assholes first exalt them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nrob them of their Sadistic Pleasure first bait the trap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThis\nis the not-so-secret way the less Obnoxious overcome the most,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing,\nInstant Karma’s Always Gonna Getcha baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShit\nHappens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSometimes\nresigned to our humble fate,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nlet crap slide….until way past late!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nShit\nHappens Is The Rule,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEternally…\n Rolling… Downhill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSliding\nInto The Smallest Cracks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nA Huge… …Fucking Mess!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nStinking\nup the entire neighborhood!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPiling\nUp Into A Mountain Overnight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAttracting\nEvery Damned Fly For Miles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nOur Only Claim To Fame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nthe Animals, Have Left the Zoo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nShit\nComing Out, The Damned Sewers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSpouting\nCrap From Lofty Ivory Towers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEveryone\nDebating, How To Suck An Egg!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nThe Crap…Finally… Hits The Fan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nHesitant,\nTo Ever Wait, To Procrastinate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDontcha\nKnow Shit Always Be Happenin’?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\nYou Know Murphy Was an Optimist?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsimple Shit Leads from the rear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nthe shit just keeps Happening,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nthe really messy crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nthe really Hard crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nif You’re not Full of Crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nyou’re starving to death!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWhile,\nif you can’t work your shit out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou’re\nup shit creek without a paddle!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPointless\nPersonal Bullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPointless\nbullshit is not always easily avoided;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\npersonal bullshit is not easily surrendered;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus,\npointless personal bullshit has enthralled generation after\ngeneration!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nintent upon being funny, pointless bullshit can fall flat on its\nface!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumor\nmay enhance otherwise pointless bullshit and so humor survives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumor\nneither acts nor reasons;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nacts, but without our reason;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJustice\nacts only to serve our reason;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nbullshit, tries to enforce reason!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nignorant wisdom is lost there remains humor;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nhumor is lost, there remains love;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nlove is lost, there remains justice;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nwhen justice is lost, there remains pointless bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMindless\nhabits and rituals are the end of honesty and compassion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbeginning of total confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBelief\nis a colorful hope or fear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStepping\nstone to all calamity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ncomedian is guided by humor, not by hope;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe’s\na fruitcake, not a flower!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting\nbeing dense she easily ignores pointless personal bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMean\nFairytale Bullies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMean\nfairytale Bullies tell only the meanest stories without end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nno one including themselves ever really cares to remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGloating\nas the little kids cry, when the Ugly Duckling dies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nstories are otherwise tedious and plodding,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfusing\nany little ones, who whine and pass out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLosing\nresilience, some bite each other or themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLosing\ntheir water, devastated toddlers all flee in tears!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\neverybody else’s eyes, glaze over,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccompanied\nby the smell of fresh crap.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\ncrap only rolls downhill, in the meanest of Fairy Tales,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nsadistic nightmare bullies scare the hell out of themselves!<br\/>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nStupid\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorance\ngreedily gorges upon itself,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsatiably\ndevouring, its own stupidity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStupid\nbullshit inspired by any ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\navoidable crap all too often over nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHumble\nAcceptance<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nDespite\ncountless claims to the contrary from wannabe bullshit artists,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nhas ever managed to beat, whip, or coerce themselves into submission!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\ncan you possibly surrender to yourself without first surrendering to\nyourself?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nquote the immortal Frank Zappa, "You are what you is and that’s\nall that it tis!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe evidence is most of us do the humble best we can manage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\namong us ever Being Prepared to meet all of life’s challenges!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nacceptance of bullshit Is how all punch lines are revealed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\ncan ever force another to accept what they refuse To See!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nrejection may lead to our own worst personal nightmares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nsome accept it or reject it for agnostics its all the Same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBoth\nlove and Ignorance never need agnostics to defend them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nOur Love and Truth Can Speak Louder Than Our Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\ngratitude may mean more than anything we could own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwhenever mama calls and papa is my rock I remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomewhere\ndown the road we all get our own punch line!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverybody\nalways gets their own punch lines in the end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nfor ourselves what it means to be human.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthere’s nobody ever home, but us silly chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLagging\nbehind nevertheless we inevitably catch up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\nand laughing upon the road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nDiscover All The Forks Start To Look The Same.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnothing, harmony neither acts nor reasons,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe few, who humble themselves before all others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nacceptance we all share a paradox of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nacceptance no one sees the complete Big Picture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nacceptance sometimes Its Best to remain Ignorant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nacceptance our lives don’t have to rhyme or reason!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChuckling,\nwe might all inspire greater peace and tranquility!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nsparkling laughter might inspire peace in almost anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProving\nto all that the journey itself can truly become our reward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsilent victory of our silent explanation between bouts of laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nJokes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhen\na Great man discovers Ignorant Jokes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nwould Embrace humor wholeheartedly;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\na Common Man hears insipid jokes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nmay choose to Laugh just Sometimes;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\na Mean Man Hears Toddler jokes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’ll\nFrequently Laugh Hysterically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nthose who seldom laugh at all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nnothing about their ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTherefore\nit is said:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nUnderstands ignorant humor seems Childish;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\npractices Ignorant Humor falls on his butt.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nBumbling all about;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nplaces that others disdain;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfinest Copy appears Plain;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsharpest razors are all Dull;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nShallowest pond has depths;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nWorthless, Appears Priceless;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSublime, merely a Distraction;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nClearest Truth, Seems opaque;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nPopular Ideal appears Flawed;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nBravest of Heart appear Meek;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ntimid nature appears reckless;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsquare perfected has no edge;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMusic\nperfected has no melody;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nperfected has no climax;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArt\nperfected has no intent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthe ignorant can appreciate their own ignorance:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\ntransmits sensation and transcends other knowledge.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nGreat\nBehinds<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNoteworthy\npressure is building,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArousing\nFonder pungent thoughts;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSensation\nhearkens Nostalgic yearning,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOver\nthe endless Crap we all put up with.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nEverything Bears Feeling and Doing;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre Endowed With Mindless Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nI Was Taught, So Too, Must I Also Relay!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreat\nBehinds All Stink Alike Anonymously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPersonal\nFiber<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWater\nOvercomes Almost all constipation;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ngrasping Anything it Needs no Opening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThis\nis the Benefit of consuming water and fiber,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShit\nthen requires No action!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nthere is benefit without Action,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nfew possess the Personal fiber,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ndo shit without Doing Squat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOverblown\nEgos<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHealth\nor education: Which Is more important?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHealth\nor possessions: which is more Worthwhile?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProfit\nor Loss: Which is more Troublesome?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOverblown\nEgos can become Overrated,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeddling\nin everybody else’s Affairs,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nOthers wish they would stop.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\na Brain Fart toddlers stop,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPlopping\nadorably on their butts,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\ncharming of overblown egos.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHeavy\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nObligingly,\nThe Perfect Crap Would,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLeave\nEverybody Else’s Ass Alone!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nLot Of Crap Makes A Fucking Mess!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat’s\nAlways Harder, To Clean Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHeavy\nCrap, Means Varied Things,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTossing\nOut Stinkier Crap For Fresh.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAround\nhere we always Toss It Uphill,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsmell’s just worse the higher you go,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCollective\nsighs of relief from those down below!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nUnsatisfying\nCrap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhen\na nation has a nice sense of humor,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHorse’s\ndrag manure through their fields.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\na nation, loses its sense of humor,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHorses\nbear soldiers down Mainstreet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nis no greater folly than ignoring our own Horseshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nis no greater Disaster than losing our sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nCan Be No Greater Sickness, On Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nBuying unsatisfying Crap nobody wants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPoisoning\nthe very ground and Each Other,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeeling\nIncapable, Of Ever Stopping!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCrappy\nExperiences<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWithout\ntaking a single step Outdoors,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nalready know that loathsome Smell;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\na glance by the light of the moon,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nalready know the texture of that Crap.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmore messy really crappy experiences,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nless we Believe we know about crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nthe urge becomes Overpowering.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStreaking\npast holding their Noses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nMad Dash for the outhouse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\neverything always works out on in the end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNothing\nLeft Undone<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nfollower of knowledge learns as much as he can every day;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nthe more Clueless Argue over what everybody knows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nnotably senile, over time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHence\nNothing remains Left Undone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilence\nTriumphs Over Loud Applause!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrying\nNot to be Funny We often Succeed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClueless,\nto what Doing Nothing still means!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou can’t identify that you’ve identified nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYour\npersonal bullshit has become nothing left undone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nToddling\nAlong<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nToddler does not distinguish between herself and the world;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nneeds of anyone around her are her own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nis good, to those who are good!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe’s\nalso good to those who are not so good,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThereby\nshe is always very good!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\ntrusts trustworthy people;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nuntrustworthy ones alike,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nher always trustworthy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsage lives in harmony with her world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nmind, becomes the world’s mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nshe nurtures the hearts of all others,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddling\nalong determined to be just like mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnoble\nRight Up to the End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWe\nenter and leave this world covered in crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\neveryone I know is always full of Crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExcept\nthe dead who no Longer give a crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nothers hold onto their crap for dear life,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthe point where taking a shit becomes an abstraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthose who partake of a modest diet,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNeed\nnot Fear Pains in the ass that often;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nwear protective garments all the time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHemorrhoids\nfinding no places to poke out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\ncan Stop Scratching nearly as often,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nalways searching for nearby toilets,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWorrying\nabout their own petty crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nignoble right up to the end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilly\nSeasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOverconfidence,\ninspiring foolishness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGullibility\nnurturing every absurdity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\ntemptation grows overwhelming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nbuying into our own stupidity completes the transaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nevery artist pays homage to their own gullible stupidity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOver\nother artists’ inferior crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPlayfully\nPleading, Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnofficially\nAcknowledged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChortling\nCunning Rascals,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nAmusing One Another,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReveling\nin the Silly Seasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nGagging!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAll\nBullshit springs from our own Personal ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnderstand\nthat and you understand your own Bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nthe right bullshit and you embrace any ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsist\nany bullshit is the best and simple humor can’t survive.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverything\nworks out in the end, but don’t swallow too much!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpout\na lot of smack or firm positions,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nNothing Can Ever Save Your Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMinor\ndetails Always matter with Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLimiting\nwhat we shove down our throat,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe wolf down becomes very personal,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\npersonal its easier to make mistakes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing’s\nworse, than gagging on your own crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSadistic\nMimes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nTotally\nhysterical crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\ngoad audiences until they cry laughing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nturn, prompting them to laugh even harder.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowever,\nwith infectious jokes it is said,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere’s\nonly so much anyone can take!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAfter\nthe audience is spent,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChuckles\nlinger slowly fading,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttentions\nStray in All Directions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nthose who can never get enough,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSadistic\nmimes, slaughter with laughter.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nRefined\nShit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCultivate\nyour own crap and, surreally, you become your own shittiest joke!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nyour family’s crap, and shitty sit-com spin-offs are assured!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nyour shit in public places and crap about you is sure to get around.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nyour crap in political ways, and inspire shittier politics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nyour crap long enough, and everything starts to taste shitty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nshitting on everything, each other, and yourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBetter\nto learn how to laugh at our own humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\ntoo many of us are no longer laughing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaugh,\nat every humanly conceivable insanity;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaugh,\nmerely to proclaim the outlandish truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nthe one whose laughter speaks loudest of all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDepends\non how refined the Shitty Taste of any bullshit artist like me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHumpty\nDumpty<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHumpty\nDumpty was an egg,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwas desperate to get laid!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nhe didn’t have sexual parts,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nno rooster, had fertilized him!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnguished,\nhe rolled himself right off the counter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreferring\ndying a meaningless death, on a floor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nnever having a chance, to actually live it up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbeing cracked, fried, and summarily eaten!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\neleven remaining eggs were all appalled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nwitnessing, his most ghastly demise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHorrified,\nin turn each averted their eyes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto realize upon raising their gazes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nwere still on the breakfast menu!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nall too often, life just isn’t fair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFear\nis the mind killer that destroys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFear\nis the little death awaiting us all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFear\nis the end of all possible thinking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEating\neverybody alive, inside and out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe real dangers, remain without!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\ncancer spreading through the body;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nbacteria, cultured inside rotten eggs,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\naround yelling, the sky is falling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEasily\navoided, pointless personal bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nreally bad habits growing like a fungus!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nshould never be allowed to just fester!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nkind, that we inevitably come to regret!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually\nthe sooner its dealt with, the better!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nit frequently drives us, to fear the worst!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nfreeze up, or overreact at the wrong time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKicking\nourselves in the ass for being stupid!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nfacing our fears we make them disappear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nlistening to our hearts, we overcome them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nour fears can become even worse habits.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\ndesires may grow like weeds in any lawn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEveryone\nwants to alleviate, their own desires!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPretending\nto ease our suffering, like a mother.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReassuring\nourselves as if we were two people.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWords\nAre All Bullshit Whenever Money Talks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthose still listening, to their fears and desires.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthose never taught, that they can Just Say No!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthose, with no love and courage in their heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthose incapable of communicating with others,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsisting\nthe dictionary is just never good enough;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoney\ncan’t buy happiness but it sure doesn’t hurt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEndlessly\nranting, their politics are seldom personal!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPounding\nupon anyone who just happens to disagree,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nit is easy to inspire, enough fears and desires,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ndiscourage many from even trying to save themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEnchanting\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nreally spellbinding clowns,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom,\ninspire any mean fairy tales,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nZombie\nmockery only makes them chuckle,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\ntheir sense of humor is out of this world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\ntheir intentions always appear honorable,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\ntheir jokes unquestionably from the heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAn\nenchantingly delightful comedy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat,\nleaves no stone untouched.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\ntheir grace is beyond compare,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nmere words, to ever describe,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\ntheir love of compassionate humor undeniable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDelightful\ngiggles echoing… rolling across the floor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAmazing\nBullshit Artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThose\nwho repeat bullshit tend to believe their own bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst,\nthose who preach never can hear their own bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nspouting so much crap all you amazing bullshit artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncan start by sorting out all your own bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrust\nme, it feels great to get rid of all you can find!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOwn\nyour personal crap all you amazing bullshit artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\nelse wants it so you may as well Toss it away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSharing\nand learning to be giving just require effort!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRequiring\nneither terrific style nor common sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nThe Worst Crap keeps getting in our way,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\ncomplain there’s way too much bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAdding\nto the usual mess none ever claims!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNasty\nBullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNasty\nbullshit should always be avoided,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\ncoming back to bite people in the ass.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAvoid\nany of the Nastier Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCause\nYou Know Without Doubt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncomes around goes around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthe less Nasty any crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\ngetting around, the better!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe Less Divided we become,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmore united we may all stand,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlong\nwith improving everyone’s sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConquering\nthe world one clown at a time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThis\ncomedy Club never closes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\nworry about your Style,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrust\nme every Clown fits in,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthe punch lines can only improve!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nLogic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nlogic is just so damned easy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nbullshit Artists refuse to believe,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nRejecting their Bullshit Is Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nonly logic bullshit artists Recognize,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBuilt\nentirely of blue smoke, and mirrors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHides\neverything under huge piles of Shit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherever\nThe Sun Will Seldom Ever Shine.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSafeguarded\ndeep between their ass cheeks;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnsuring\nit never vanishes in the light of day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBite\nMe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThere’s\nway too much Bullshit flying around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\neveryone else could surely agree upon,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nrefuses to put up with anyone else’s crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthey wouldn’t Hesitate to do with their own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nthe only way they can ever accept their crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nby everybody accepting all they need do is relax!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrust\nme the harder we Hold onto all our worst crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsooner it all comes back to Bite you hard in the ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHappy\nSappy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhen\nyou conquer one clown at a time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYour\nworst fears can soon be forgotten,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely,\nby turning the brat onto,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHappy\nsappy toddler pabulum!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCompletely\nmeaningless drivel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ndo any harm unto others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPlugging\ninto the boob tube young and old alike,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nchuckle to themselves, while throwing up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nLame\nBullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nartists diligently cultivate the finest of arts,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\ncrap enlightenment in their own bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\ninsisting upon passionately testifying.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\nany other Bullshit is always so fucking lame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCommon\nordinary bullshit is not a real comparison!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nother bullshit always turns out to be a Fraud!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nmocking the Silent Echoes of their reflections!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGrossly\nDistorted nightmarish house of horror Fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCornucopia\nof lesser known erotic exotic guilty pleasures.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nunparalleled singularly sublime splendor and majesty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nto be Imitated personification of divine perfection!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nblindingly crystal clear bedazzling celestial Brilliance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreedily\nwe shovel our personal bullshit down throats,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContemptuous,\nof one another’s much lamer bullshit!<br\/>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilly\nGiggles<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilent\nunspeakable wisdom,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTongues,\nrooted in cheeks,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAmenable\nrefuge for clowns.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPainted\ngrins of friendly faces,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConspirators\nto childish foolishness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTremendously\noverwhelming excitement building!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGiddy\nclowns tumble in, grinning inanely,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\nobligingly bouncing on butts,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSymphony\nof incredulous amazement!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearing\nraucous laughter, clowns runaway,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nthe circus is the only show in town,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilly\ngiggles echo, following me all around.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n \n<\/p>\nResistance\nis Futile<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCockroaches\nlike Groucho just love to complain, <br\/>\nEndlessly mocking one\nanother’s crap,<br\/>\nRanting and raving it’s the worst smelling\nanywhere!<br\/>\nThe same hopeless Complaints people never listen to,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nComplaining\nthey Still have enough of their own!<br\/>\nAdamant no Real cockroach\ncould ever resist,<br\/>\nMocking each other’s Worthless\nmockery!<br\/>\nResistance is Futile All roaches Agree!<br\/>\nWhen the\nSilent Void mocks itself.<br\/>\nStraight Man’s Quiet Mockery.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNever\nDo That Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nDismissing\ndenial, as improbable,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilently\ndenying that’s its impossible,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nRealizing Denial’s Unthinkable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nplausibly deny our denial again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\ndenial as implausible,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nmother embraces me back:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeckoning\nme onto her lap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwhispers, in my ear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Never\nDo That Again!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAvoid\nAny Meaner Shit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nMeanest bullshit denies Denial,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nEnjoying Strangling Itself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDenying\nInnocence ever existed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ndeny our ignorant humor,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nGreat Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAvoid\nAny Meaner Shit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrusting,\nIn Yourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nGentle Comedy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAppreciate\nYour Humanity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthe meanest bullshit enforces the compulsion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrothers\nand sisters have to be mean to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAvoid\nGloating<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOnce\nupon a time people were not so Easily Impressed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nQuite So Many, Bullshit Artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nits Really hard to Laugh!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwe strangle even easy Jokes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nhumor can Bring us together!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nstupid bullshit drives us apart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ntrick is your sense of humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAvoid\ngloating over Punchlines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nStarving\nZombies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nDealing\nwith bullies always makes me homesick,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe place where I go to Relax;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nprepare for the meanest bullies,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPracticing\nthe Art of doing nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nknow it sounds Stupid,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nI Swear That Its True!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to go to fun places,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nhave to first Learn How To not Move!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNow\nthe laziest Dance Craze of the century!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAdored\nby all Starving Zombies everywhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFortunate\nenough to Shuffle in just in time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsit still and eat Peacefully at the table.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nObnoxious\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nObnoxious\nClowns will all stridently insist!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\ncomedy is meaningful and Distinctive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ntwo clowns should ever tell the same Joke;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPresumably\nif comedy is to possess any dignity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNoteworthy\nclowns should all retain significance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nObnoxious\nhumor may frequently become tedious!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\neveryone just smiles and nods,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\ncircus Life Can Be Tough!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nthose epic over-sized clown shoes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nacts are just very hard to follow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOthers\nyou’ll want to Avoid if possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRotten\ntomatoes may be the least of your worries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nconfronted by more Obnoxious Clowns.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPotty\nhumor, might become More attractive,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\navoiding stepping on Clumsy clown shoes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAppreciating\ngood Sarcasm can actually be helpful,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\neventually, all the jokes become just as Obnoxious!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCompassionate\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCompassionate\nClowns come to everyone’s rescue,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgetting\nall about Themselves, in the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nAware of the Virtue of Ignorant wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWitnesses\nloudly applaud their compassion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHeroes\nwho think of others as themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nheroes of every other clown’s story,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDreamers\nbusily living their dreams,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTotally\ncaught up, in the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsame as the rest of us clowns,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBusy\nbumbling down the road in enormous shoes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nany foolish ignorance, with compassion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWitless\nZingers<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNobody\nI know can say with a straight face,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n"That\nThey Have Lost All Of Their Wits!"<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nBad Enough to Lose Your Witty Wits,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nTo Lose All Our Wittiest of Wits,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nThe Cruelest, Of All, Cruel Blows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate your own wits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou still have your Witts, about you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nto cope whenever humor Escapes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nalways look for the hidden punch lines,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nthe witless zingers just keep on coming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNobody\nHome<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMurmuring\nContentedly,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nword utter gibberish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nbabbling in our ears.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nany real significance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nour lights are left on,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nnobody’s home but us chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMiserable\nWannabe Comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nthat’s just too good to be true,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\nreally is just more bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nThe Worst Bullshit Of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nonly use to Fool Ourselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttempting,\nWannabe Comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nWannabe Comic Yells Shit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthe Proverbial Shit Hits the Fan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWannabe\nComedies, May Be Messier!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlinging\nCrap Just to Clean It Up Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nCrappy Way to Make A Living They Say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWay\nToo Much Crap For Any To Bother With!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMakes\nFor The Worst Wannabe Comedies Of All!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSuck\nit Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nGravity,\nmakes crap roll downhill,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSucking\nhard on anything with mass,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhistling\nwildly, at every butt she sees,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\ninhales, whistling and sucking away,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDaydreaming\nof the hero of all her dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nloves to whistle, at every known asshole,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nbegging every shithead for more bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhistling,\nshe just keeps on greedily sucking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTurning\nto face uphill, so she can slurp it up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nasshole giving her all she could want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill,\nall the turned backs discourage many!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nrealizing, forever crap rolls downhill.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPregnant\nsilence overtakes them all at once.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhispers\necho softly lost in the far distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\na lame zerosum game the ground catches.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nthere’s nothing whatsoever to lose,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr,\nto be gained, from learning how to be still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrap,\nalways keeps falling from out of the blue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nrolls atop anybody downhill at the bottom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe bullshit keeps flying in every direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nit hard to tell, which direction remains up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthe most interesting things grow out of manure…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFuck\nOff All You Wannabe Fuck Offs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFuck\noff because fuck the fuck off!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nfucking got that fucking yet?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nbest give a fuck, was broken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFuck\noff is the best I can manage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFuck\noff because fuck the fuck off!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nas fucking good a fucking answer,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnyfuckingoneisevergonnafuckingget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nfuck off forthwith, all you fuck offs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nfucking all leave me the fuck alone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\nlet the door hit you on the way out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFucking\nknow our fucking comedy-drama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfucking one, you fucking enjoy so much!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFucking\nfollowing, all the Fucking characters,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWas\nfucking canceled, by the fucking network!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nfucking wannabe comedy was all-fucked-up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFucking Piece of Shit was Just all Fucked Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFucking\nhorribly in need of fucking improvement!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nI Fucking Want Nothing To Fucking Do With It!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nany other fucking circus clown’s, fucking bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nArt of Denial<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPeople\nenjoy denying that Denial,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIsn’t\nthe Name of A River in Egypt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nrather one of the more Demanding fine arts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet,\nby tradition, it remains quite Indubitably,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nExclusive Art of more Obnoxious Clowns.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRepeatedly\nSwearing They Never deny denial.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProtesting\nthere’s a Sucker Born every minute!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nis Why Denial remains a Popular word!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoggedly\nintent on perfecting the art of denial!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAsshole\nRegrets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEverybody\nthinks the other Guy’s hot air,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTakes\nup way too much space in the Room!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOutrageously\nUnacceptable deplorable farts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\ncompel everyone else to vacate the space!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nto leave some doors and windows open!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\ncase some poor unsuspecting slob,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPasses\nOut Accidentally Stumbling In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAssholes\nCan Regret Becoming Assholes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSmooth\nCuties<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEverybody\nhas an asshole but not all of us are Complete Buttheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSure\nStinky bullshit can come out our Mouths like any cow’s butt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nour Reality may Become whatever we care to put out there!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nsnails, like to leave long winding wayward Slimy Trails!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOthers\nprefer to bounce and roll around in the Stinkier Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\ntiny infants have The Smoothest of Cute Little Butts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSmooth\ncrappy butts their neighbors often love to Touch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCaution\nalluring smoothies conceal crap inside diapers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAsshole\nValidation<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nInvalidated\nassholes Require validation,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\ninvalidated wherever they may go.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCautious\nto always Invalidate Themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nto Mention Everyone else in the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nInsisting the other guy is an Asshole!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthey can’t Approve of validating assholes;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEspecially\nassholes eager to validate all assholes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nthe Only thing assholes are able to agree on,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nto never Acknowledge an asshole validating them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nasshole validation remains a complete Oxymoron,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nassholes won’t agree on the meaning of the word!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBlind\nProphets<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAssholes\nmay Wannabe blind visionaries,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof getting into a world of Butt Hurt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nassholes can’t see where they are going,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\ntheir heads still firmly stuck up their Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nNoxious gases they’ll inhale,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInduce\nthe wildest cryptic visions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nthose of the Oracles At Delphi,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nproclaimed Socrates a wiseguy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nalone could still see in the dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nQuantum\nPerturbations?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nQuantum\nperturbations inspired mental masturbation,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nEinstein’s best rubber sheets and underpants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBelieving\nhis crap was still solid,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nnever to be casually dismissed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\npersevered for decades masturbating nonstop!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nhis wiggly-jigglies steadily got worse,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil,\nnobody could tell what was what,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nif anything ever became of his efforts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nQuantized\nUgly Ducklings<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAdorable\nQuantized Ugly Ducklings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlways\nso shy, sweet, and innocent,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom,\nlooking anyone in the eye!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRepeatedly,\nfalling on their butts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGrinning,\ndrooling, total idiots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShyly,\nhiding behind the most beautiful,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nsometimes the most hilarious of anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nadorable one with sparkling laughter,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nmagically bridges, any differences,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBetween\nall our brothers and sisters.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlaughter, at the sheer joy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nwondrous, novel existence,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsimply being a part of it all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfountain of love, becoming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfountain of truer awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngreatest of possible journeys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\ngreater context of One Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nall art, science, or religion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\never adequately, describe for us.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nnature herself is shyly hiding.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLight\nthat shines within and without!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLight\ncasting shadows in greater light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nnever can be seen in all its glory.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShy\nQuantized Ugly Ducklings Sparkle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrecisely\nbecause they are always so shy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\namuse themselves, with peek-a-boo.;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPriceless\nComedy<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFaint\nquiet laughter carries across the field.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJubilant\ntoddlers playing hide and seek,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFamiliar\nsiren song calls to me on the wind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nfoolish enough to merely laugh at any foolishness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilly\nenough to tickle plenty of purple people pink!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomehow\nknowing without knowing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich none can ever really know:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\ngift of grace is merely for sharing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBetter\nEnjoyed Together for its own sake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nBlissful Contentment bumbling along;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nFresh Slapstick Seizes the Moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPresenting\nDelightful Gifts to the Entire World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCapable\nof wrapping people around their little fingers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTouching\nAll Affectionately, while contending with none.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEngagingly\nFlawless Naiveté,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPriceless\nFamily Comedy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAdrift<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFloundering\nin the waves we raise the anchor,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCast\nadrift by the still rising storm.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nListing\nside to side and rolling end over end,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTurning\nher wheel into the wind,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEagerly,\nshe springs forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nstep aside as she dances through the waves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSculpting\nher own way in the great big world;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFashioning\ngrace out of chaos in the moment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDestination,\na safe sheltered port of harbor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\na cleft in the earth is mother to all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClimbing\na mountain on the dark side of the moon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSudden\nswelling assembly at the top,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMelting\nlanguidly into the sunrise,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArouses\nmy blissful contentment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhereupon,\nwithout a warning,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight within, becomes One!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrescendo\nof the divine thunder,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpward\nspiraling sublime rapture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Tom\nPetty, Pink Floyd)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning\nDown the House!~<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\nChained\nto a Cliff for Burning Down the Temple;<br\/>\nIt Turned Out Prometheus\nWas A Pyromaniac!<br\/>\nIn court, his Lawyers kept attacking his\nLiver!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nhired him, to set fire to more buildings!<br\/>\nBurning down houses\nfor just a quick buck!<br\/>\nSo they could collect the insurance\nmoney.<br\/>\nBlaming Global Warming, For The Fires!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBoom\nBaby, Strange But Not A Stranger!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>The\nTime Has Come To Jump Overboard!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Hold\nTight, We’re In For Nasty Weather!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>You…\nJust… Might… Get… What… You… Ask… For!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\nHere’s\nyour tickets here’s your bags!<\/span><\/font><br\/>\nDon’t\nforget to go to the Bathroom!<\/span><\/font><br\/>\nYour\ntransportation, is finally here,<\/span><\/font><br\/>\nClose\nenough is never Far Enough!<br\/>\nBook your next passage…. To\nMars!<br\/>\nBuild Your Dream…… Bomb Shelter!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning\nDown The House!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Maybe…\nYou… Know… Where… You… Are…<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Fighting\nAll Your Fires With Fire!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Find\nPrincely Deals at Fire Sales,<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>See,\nCalifornia Wineries, Drunk!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Maybe\nyou know where to Shop!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Hey\nwe might all Need Raincoats!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Three…Hundred…Sixty…Five…\nDegrees!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Clowns\nBurning Down The House!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Cooking\nEverything That’s Left Alive!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>People\nsurprised on their way to work!<br\/>\nAs their Cars Suddenly Burst\ninto Flames!<br\/>\nAs I race past them on my way to First\nplace!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\nEverybody knows that\nyou have to play in order to Win!<br\/>\nNo visible means of support\nand you ain’t seen Nothin’ yet!<br\/>\nEverything’s stuck Together and\nI don’t know what to expect.<br\/>\n<\/font>Starring\ninto the TV Set, Watching Them All, Fighting Fire with\nFire!!<br\/>\nPyromania could be the next fashion trend if things don’t\ncool down!<\/span><\/font><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus Just Left Chicago… And He’s Bound For New Orleans…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus Just Left Chicago… And He’s Bound For New Orleans…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nOut To California, Through The Burning Forests and The Pines!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTake\nMe With You Velvet Jesus, Velvet Elvis Has Left The Building…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTake\nMe With You Velvet Jesus, Velvet Elvis Has Left The Building…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nDon’t Have To Worry… Cause Takin’ Care Of Business\nIs His Name!~<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n(Talking\nHeads, ZZ Top)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nBe Too Tired to Work!~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHunched\nover, nose to the grindstone,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThrowing\nhis shoulder to the still spinning wheel!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMoses\nShouted Out Across the water,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYowsa\nBoss We Be too tired to work!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nbe so Tired by the end of the day,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nNever Knowd When To Stop!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nIt Were Easy As Fishin’,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\nCould Be A Musician,<br\/>\nIf you could make sounds,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLoud…\nor Mellow…<\/font><br\/>\nGet A Second-Hand Guitar, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChances\nAre You’ll Go Far…<br\/>\nIf\nyou get in with the right bunch of fellows!<\/font><br\/>\nPeople see\nyou having fun…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJust\nA-Lying… In The Sun….<br\/>\nTell\nthem that you like it this way!<\/font><br\/>\nIt’s the Work That We\nAvoid, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nWe’re All Self-employed,<br\/>\nWe\nlove to work at nothing all day!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nWe Be Taking Care of Business,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEvery\nday!<\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Taking\ncare of business,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEvery\nway!<\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>We be\ntaking care of business,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nAll Mine!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTaking\ncare of business and working overtime!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMercy…\nWhooo… All Right…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTake\ngood care of my business,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nI’m away, every day.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\nget up every morning,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFrom\nyour Alarm Clock’s warning,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTake\nthe 8:15 into the city!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere’s\nA…Whistle Up Above,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\npeople pushin’ people shovin’,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nthe girls, who try to look pretty!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nif your train’s on time, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\ncan get to work by nine,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nstart your Slaving Job,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nGet Your Pay!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nYou Ever…… Get Annoyed, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLook\nAt Me I’m Self-employed,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nlove to work at nothing all day!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nWe Be Taking Care of Business, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEvery\nDay!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTaking\nCare of Business… Every Way!<br\/>\nWe Be taking care of Business Its\nAll Mine!<br\/>\nTaking care of Business and working overtime…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTake\ngood care, We be too Tired to Work ourselves Boss,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMaybe\nyou could Find Somebody Else Who Need Foodstamps?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus Just Left Chicago, and He’s Bound For New Orleans…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(BTO)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nKnowing\nOnly The Light<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nDeath\nmay be the blissful silence, betwixt the notes of a melody;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ntime stretches out, beyond the reach of space to contain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe greater poetry in motion of our paradox of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe blissful contentment, knowing I still know nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe comfort in knowing, all walk a road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe certainty life is ever greater than any can know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nabides beyond the most fanciful of imaginations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nunderlies the greatest of insights and awareness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nunderscores, any explanations for our existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncalls out to us, from within the sound of silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nresides beyond the ability of science to measure.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nlies below any expectations and preconceptions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno great work of art could ever actually convey!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nremains beyond the reach, of ancient mysticism!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nany of our more Glorious Words, fail to express.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\ncalls out from within Great Sounds of Silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno feeble intellectual concept may ever grasp.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\nno amount of experience may prepare us for!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno unexpected fortune may bestow upon us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nlies beyond, all categories, boxes, and labels!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nevades even visions, of madmen and saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno profound insights, can ever account for!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ngreat science must forever fail to quantify!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\nno keen observation, will actually clarify!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nsingular infinity beyond human conception!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAn\nInfinite Diversity In Infinite Combination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\npassing before me, lost upon the horizon,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto return to me yet again as I surrender.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nplace which even a Wu Li master of space-time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRespects\nas our fountain spring, the Mother of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\norigin of our spark within, which cannot die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nUnspeakable Ignorant Wisdom and Virtue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLiving\nwell, justly, and beautifully are all one thing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\ngiving of ourselves we learn how to receive,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nforgiving others, we pardon ourselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\npardoning ourselves learn to live.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nHow To Be Free At Last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nHow, To Let Go Again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning,\nTo Love Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nThy Neighbor, As Thyself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrespass\nNot Upon One Another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nnone, shall trespass upon you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOpening\nour heart the mind follows.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTreat\nothers, better than they deserve.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwhat comes around, goes around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRing\nout the praise of mama and papa!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nThat All Would Celebrate With You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSing\nThe Songs Everyone’s Heart Shares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nnone shall hold, anything against you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to live, we must all learn to accept death and suffering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder live we must all find greater forgiveness and acceptance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\ninevitably, the sun must rise once again, knowing only the light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEmbracing\nLoving Words<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nI\nhave but two arms, with which to hold anything,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\naltogether way too often I merely use them for,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClutching\nOnto Any Hate, Anger, and Vengeance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nspite of being aware, we are all infants to others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFloundering\nabout, still trying the best that we can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPaying\nIt Forward Once Again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nWonderful to Remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReaching\nBeyond Infinite Skies;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ninfinity and beyond eternity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthe limits of our imagination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond,\nmere mortal limitations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nwhat we believe possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nis ever denied, their feelings.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nis ever denied their thoughts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nis ever denied their own light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan be denied a chance to love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nmay ever pop another’s bubble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nmay ever tickle, their own fancy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nmay deny the songs in our hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nIs Ever Denied Their Own Redemption!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nHearts, Are What Really Matters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\na heart you’ve got nothing except!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEntirely\nmore of the same: Nothing That Is!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nour Hearts we all find happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nour Hearts discover the real truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nour Hearts all can soar with eagles.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nour Hearts we seldom know defeat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearts\nnever comprehending our angry words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearts\nseldom comprehending any hatred at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearts\neternally desiring, just to please everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearts\nquietly beating away, eternally in the dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWould\nonly grasp pure poetry in motion in all life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nSee the World, Through the Eyes Of A Child.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nmoving Poetry Knowledge is incomplete.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nAwareness any knowledge is impossible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nhearts know if we are singing or screaming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nnote and word becomes special by singing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nwithin the greater context of shared truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nthe silence of our Truth nothing exists.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nencouraging Love in hearts no music.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeautiful\nwords inspire love in all our hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeautiful\nwords can Sing in their own voice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ninsisting anyone ever listen to them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nall those desiring Rise to the occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nus begin surrendering to our words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nus begin by learning to own them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nthose who think to do anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nus begin by moving ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnderstanding\nupon embracing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContentment,\nkeeping us warm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHappiness\nkeeping us all sweet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughter\npreserving humanity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSorrows\nkeeping us All human,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPlay\nkeeping everyone Funnier!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFailures,\nkeeping us all Creative.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSuffering\nkeeping anybody Real,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDeath\nstill keeping us all Honest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLife\nstill Keeping Everyone going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnger\nhelping anybody to survive,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSuccesses\nkeeping anyone Growing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPersonal\nstruggles keeping us strong,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nkeeping everyone forever young!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYeah\nThough I Walk Through The Shadow Of The Valley,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nShall Fear No Evil For Eternally Thou Abides Within Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nMy Feet Know the Way As The Way Knows Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nMama Calls And Papa Remains My Rock Of Ages;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nThere Be Peace On Earth and Please Let It Begin With Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nMe Sing The Myriad Words, Of Loving Peace To Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nMe Embrace The Loving Metaphors, For The Universe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nThere Be Peace On Earth Within My Beautiful Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nThere Be Peace On Earth, Within Every Loving Soul!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDenying\nthe slings and arrows of outrageous misfortune.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost knowledgeable can all still learn something new,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnigmatically\nwiseguys somehow remember how to forget.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfewer preconceptions, that we might all still clutch onto!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nless frequently we all wait for any expectations to be met!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwhile we insist, that we are not strong enough to go there!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nkeep on insisting, that we still prefer to put it off altogether!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClaiming\nthat you just don’t have anything left, to give another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\ndeny that our own Truth, can actually make a real difference.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nencourage ourselves, and each other, to continue to hang on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\neven greater hate and anger knowing tomorrow never comes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nby embracing our past we embrace more of the future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnegative feelings may become the worst of our habits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nis in the worst of times we discover who our real friends are,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho can embrace, their own beautiful voice and words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho truly love us with enough charm and good sense,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nalways benevolently honest and forthright with us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nour greatest enemy may always be found within.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSocrates\nurged everyone he met to know themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ncease fighting, over pointless personal bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\nare the end of honesty, and compassion;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHatred,\nanger, and sorrows being overcome,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nlove, compassion, and understanding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus,\nembracing our own chain reaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus,\nembracing our own greater context,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe just accept our own beautiful words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe just surrender, to what is in our heart,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe just give ourselves, permission to love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe simply embrace, the songs in our hearts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nfor ourselves, how to yet distinguish,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPleasure\nfrom pain and sorrows from happiness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nnone other might really distinguish for any!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone, must decide for ourselves are real,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone, might ever inspire ourselves to do,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone can ever decide to do for ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsteps which only our own two feet, may know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\naberrant path which we alone may ever follow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npoetry in motion that can only be paid forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfork in each road lost deep in a memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno words of wisdom, might ever clarify for us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno magical wave of a wand, may bestow on us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno technology might ever make possible for us.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nnone may ever beg, borrow, barter, or trade for.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone would ever know, we grant ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno all powerful Wizard of Oz can really give us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nthe latest and greatest technology can’t produce!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone may decide either to accept or to reject!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone can ever decide to present to ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone must decide might only be given away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone must decide, to always nurture faith in!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nloving patterns built in the very fabric of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nloving patterns within, the threads of our existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nloving patterns all share in the paradox of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nloving pattern in the amazing grace all could receive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove all might perceive, first granting it to themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfreedom we can only know is real by living the dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow the serenity of inner peace is never a real struggle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow for ourselves, if we are really singing or screaming.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow for ourselves, whose voice must remain the loudest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nour words are those of loving peace within ourselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nwe really desire to embrace our loving words yet again;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nwe really desire to give ourselves yet another opportunity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nwe desire to take the next step and share our love with the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChain\nReaction<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCrap\nfalls from the Sky and rolls downhill,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst\nthe bullshit flies in every Direction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMaking\nit difficult to say which way is Up.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\ncompelling an incendiary chain reaction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFlames\nFlying, Ignite Dry Tinder!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nExplosions\nGoing Off Everywhere.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFingers\npointing In every Direction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIndignant\nProtests Fall On Deaf Ears.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMillions\nturning their Heads each day.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCasual\nthreats Flying in every direction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGrowing\nhate destroying families today.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHate\nIs Such A Terrible Thing To Waste!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSome\nJokes Should Never Be Repeated.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSome\njokes are just Never very funny!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEndless\nPointless, Personal Bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRoosters\nstrutting around in Circles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPanicking\nat their own damned shadows!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTorturing\nthe Small-fry half to death!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHens\nducking, bobbing, and weaving!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLooking\nfor the most challenging fight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlaming\nGod, fate, and fickle lady luck!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlaming\neach other, and Mother Nature!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlaming\nothers, while asking forgiveness.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut,\nour crap never stops rolling downhill.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEveryday\nis Rock Bottom if There’s No Up!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nnobody wants, what keeps coming round!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nno one still wants to hear anymore bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI’m\nFrom Missouri Myself The Show-Me State!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\nA Chicken Is Still Legally A Walking Vegetable!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBecause\nwe never did buy anybody’s bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHaving\nall too often, been sold down the river!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nour own politicians, and redneck neighbors!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDriving\ntheir own children, from their churches.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPromoting\ntheir Libertarian Paradise by The Sea!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStumping\nfor low taxes, from their church pulpit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFundamentalists\nall share, the worst social record!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMeeting\nthe technical criteria, for a mental disease.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nworst rape, child abuse, and abortion statistics!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nA\nChurch famous for abusing women and children;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nworst suicide, divorce, and alcoholism as well!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nExisting\nanywhere within the entire civilized world!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlame\neveryone else in the world for their problems!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst\nforcing even their own Libertarian politicians!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\npass laws, against joining the Mickey Mouse Club!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHonesty\nis such a lonely word, you can’t give it away!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\ncan’t fix stupid but no one ever lost money trying.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\ncan’t teach an old dog new tricks when he’s dying.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJesus\ncan’t save people who refuse to Save themselves.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJesus\ncan’t save people who insist Everybody is insane!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJesus\ncan’t save those who keep demanding to be saved.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nstudies, done by even the evangelical Bana Group,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIndicated\nthose who regularly used their own two hands,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nhumble service to the welfare of their own community!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLived\nup to their own personal, religious moral standards!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUsing\ntheir own two hands they remain in touch with God!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nProving\nthat crap rolling downhill presents an opportunity!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nmore than simply getting down on your knees in church!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nA Different Kind of Incendiary Chain Reaction Altogether!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAcknowledging\nfor ourselves, we are the world, we are children!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nbecoming vulnerable reaching out to each other is what we do,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nA\ngood Samaritan helps their own community to become more loving.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\ntheir own love, light, and laughter never require any justification!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTar\nBaby Extra Sticky Fingers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nDali Lama Once Spoke To Me In A Dream:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUrging\nme to steal that which cannot be stolen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nI’ve never been inclined to Steal<\/u>\nanything<\/span>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLiving\nSimply, So That Others May Simply Live!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nOthers Kept Fighting Over Stealing From Me<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGovernments\nand Corporations, were all stealing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMy\nbest Potty Mouth nursery rhymes, and Poetry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFighting\nOver Who Could Bug My Computer First!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUSING\nTHEM TO DESIGN, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nOUR POETRY PETS, HAVE A WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nREQUIRING\nTHE FINE ART OF ANARCHISTIC FACILITATION<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nGoes Right Over the Heads Of Any Academics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEncouraging\nThe Thieves To Chase Their Own Tails!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRUN\nAROUND IN CIRCLES SCREAMING THE SKY IS FALLING<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHowling\nAt The Moon Like A Complete Loonytoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBanging\nALL<\/u> Their Heads Against The Nearest Wall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nCan Run, But Never Hide From Your Own Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nTruth Can Find Even The Shadows In Your Mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSURRENDERING\nGROUND, ONE TRUTH REMAINS IN THE LEAD<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSURRENDERING\nTO THEIR OWN, BLUE SMOKE AND MIRRORS<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSURRENDERING\nTO THEIR LIES THE TRUTH FINDS THE LIARS<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLYING\nTO EACH OTHER, THEY’LL ALL DISCOVER THE TRUTH<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEIR\nLESSER TRUTHS COMBINED WILL FORM A TAR BABY<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nSuperglue Or Flypaper, Is Nearly As Sticky Tricky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nSilly Game Of Mouse Trap, Will Catch These Rats<\/span>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMore\nIrresistible Then The Stinkiest Limburger Cheese!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUNLIKE\nA GORDEON KNOT IT CAN NEVER BE CUT IN HALF<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOH,\nWHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WOULD ALWAYS WEAVE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nTRUTH ITSELF, IS MORE THAN THEY CAN HANDLE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChopping\nUp The Truth As Yea Sow So Shall Yea Reap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStretch\nAny Truth, It’ll Snap Back Like A Rubber Band!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPlaying\nAround With Words They Confuse Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForgetting\nThey Can Never Actually Lie To Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForgetting\nThe Truth, Follows Them Wherever They Go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFORGETTING\nIN REALITY NOBODY ACTUALLY LOVES THEIR LIES<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFORGETTING\nTHE TRUTH IS MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN ANY LIES<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEIR\nLIES TO THEMSELVES, BECOME THEIR OWN DOWNFALL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWANNABE\nTOWERS OF BABBLE, ALL COME TUMBLING DOWN<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN\nTHE EMPEROR HIMSELF, ALWAYS LEADS THE PARADE<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClutching\nOnto ALL<\/u> Their Lies The Truth Escapes Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDrowning\nIn Their Lies, There’s No Room For The Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTossing\nOut The Bathwater They Seldom Find The Baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGasping\nFor Breath, They Breathe In Their Own Hot Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLEMMINGS\nALL PREPARED TO LEAP OFF THE NEAREST CLIFF<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nWeight Of The Truth Can Crush Them All Like Ants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTheir\nOwn Pride And Hubris, Will Always Betray Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEIR\nFANTASIES TRANSFORM INTO THEIR OWN WORST NIGHTMARES<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTheir\nNightmares Are All Revealed, To Be Just Fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLOYAL\nTO THE BITTER END TO THEIR OWN SELFISH DEMANDS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlaming\nEveryone Else, They’ll Never Solve The Problem!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHERE\nIS NO GREATER POWER IN THE VERSE THAN ONE TRUTH<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU CAN’T GET NO SATISFACTION, IT’S WISE TO REMEMBER<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nPRINCE OF LIARS CLAIMS HE NEVER REGRETS ANYTHING<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nORDER TO KISS THE SKY YOU GOTTA LEARN HOW TO KNEEL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJUST\nSTAND TALL AGAIN! TO SHINE ON, LIKE A CRAZY DIAMOND<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReach\nOut To Others To Discover What Life Has To Offer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFind\nOut For Yourself What You Might Still Have To Give!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLEARN\nFROM EXPERIENCE WHAT IT CAN MEAN TO SHARE THE TRUTH<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGRAVITY’S\nRAINBOW YET GRACES HEAVEN ABOVE, AND HELL BELOW<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nRAINBOWS ALWAYS FOLLOW WHEN WE STRAY FROM THE PATH<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYET\nBALANCE WILL ALWAYS BE RESTORED, IF HARMONY ELUDES US<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nHARD GROUND IS WHAT PREVENTS US, FROM SINKING LOWER<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBuild\nYour Field Of Dreams On A Truth We Can ALL<\/u> Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRise\nAbove Your Own Stupidity Sharing One Greater Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnore\nthe Mindless Lemmings Going Over the Nearest Cliff!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nElevate\nALL Of Your Own Worst Damn Comedy, Several Fucking Notches<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nScrew\nUp Enough Courage To At Least, Once In Awhile, Do The Right Thing<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr,\nDiscover More Intractable Problems Than They’re Worth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDiscover\nFor Yourself Who’s Really Your Own Worst Enemy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDISCOVER\nFOR YOURSELF THE ORIGIN OF YOUR PERSONAL SUFFERING<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDREAM\nWEAVER, TAR BABY, EXTRA STICKY FINGERS, GONNA GETCHA<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nDream Catcher Can Catch Your Own Waking Nightmares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nLesser Truth Might Save Your Ass From the Greater Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDEJA\nVU IS THE CERTAINTY, YOU’VE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nCAN’T STOP THE SIGNAL MEL, WARNING YOU OF DANGER AHEAD<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGo\nAhead Set Yourself On Fire Playing Around With Matches!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSwill\nDown Whatever Flavor Of Cool-Aid Strikes Your Fancy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTaste\nSome More of Your Own Bitter Ashes, Piss, And Vinegar!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSHOOT\nYOURSELF IN THE FOOT AGAIN JUST TO SEE HOW MUCH IT HURTS<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nHARDER THEY ALL KEEP TRYING, THE MORE EXPENSIVE IT BECOMES<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nSELL MONEY AS THE SOLUTION TO THE WHOLE WORLD’S PROBLEMS<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSleepwalking\nZombies Easily Become Their Own Worst Enemy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDreaming\nOf A Great Wide Open, Doors All Slam In Their Face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrading\nDreams Of A Better Life For New Nightmare-Fantasies For Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBURNING\nOLD RUBBER TIRES, TO PREVENT GLOBAL WARMING!!!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPoisoning\nthe Ground We All Walk Upon and Salting the Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDumping\nAll Of Their Toxic Waste, Into Any Convenient Sewer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPOURING\nDOWN ALL OVER THE RED RAIN KEEPS COMIN’ DOWN<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForget\nAbout Drinking The Water And Try Not To Breath Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSeeking\nShelter From The Unforgiving Sun, and The Poison Rain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nZombies\nAlways Take The Time, To Count ALL<\/u> Of Their Change!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nConstantly\nComplain About The Service, Then Stiff the Waitress!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN\nUNBALANCED GRAVITY REMAINS, THE SOURCE OF LIGHTNESS<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nORDER TO REACH FOR THE STARS WE MUST FIRST FIND OUR BALANCE<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTANDING\nON THEIR HEADS, WEEBLES WOBBLE, AND THEY ALL FALL DOWN<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nONLY HEAVEN ABOVE CULTIVATES HARMONY, IN UNBALANCED GRAVITY<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nWHICH NEITHER ACTS NOR REASONS BEING MUCH EASIER TO MAINTAIN<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEVER\nBOTHERING TO OFFER OR DEMAND ANY PATHETICALLY LAME EXCUSES<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFALLING\nDOWN A RABBIT HOLE YOU DISCOVER A TAR BABY BLACK HOLE SUN<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nITS\nA ONE WAY TRIP TO ANYWHERE ELSE BUT THE DAMN HOTEL CALIFORNIA<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLAND\nHARD ENOUGH ON YOUR ASS, AND YOU ONLY BREAK YOUR TAILBONE<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTAKING\nTHE FAST LANE ONLY GETS YOU NOWHERE ALL THAT MUCH FASTER<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWITHOUT\nTHE LOVE AND COURAGE IN YOUR HEART KID, YA GOT NOTHING<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEVER\nFORGET NINETY PERCENT OF THIS GAME, IS ALWAYS HALF-MENTAL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWEIRD\nIS GOOD, WHEN NOBODY ACTUALLY AGREES ON WHAT’S NORMAL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOIN’ YOU MAY ALREADY\nBE THERE<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO\nBREAK A LEG, AND WORK HARDER ON YOUR LAME SENSE OF HUMOR<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRAISE\nYOUR SIGHTS TO THE HEAVENS, IN ORDER TO WISH UPON A STAR<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR\nHANG YOUR HEAD FOOL CAUSE YA DONE ALREADY LOST THE GAME<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCLIMB\nOUT OF THE DUGOUT, TAKE A SHOWER, TOSS AWAY THE TOWEL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSOAKED\nBY THE RAIN TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME AGAINST THE WIND<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNOBODY’S\nA WINNER IF THEY ALWAYS TURN OUT TO BE REAL LOSERS<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNOBODY\nSEES THE BACK OF THEIR OWN HEAD QUITE LIKE ANOTHER<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU AREN’T A SOCIAL ANIMAL YOU’RE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLEARN\nHOW TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF OR OTHERS WILL TEACH YOU<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIFE\nIS FOR THE LIVING NOT THE CRISPY CREAM WALKING DEAD ZOMBIES<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCHEAP\nTHRILLS CAN NEVER REPLACE, HAVING A GENUINE SENSE OF HUMOR<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKeep\nSpouting The Same Smack And You’ll Gag Harder On Your Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInstant\nGratification, Always Leads To Instant Karma Gonna Getcha!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSOONER\nOR LATER WE MUST ALL LEARN TO PAY IT FORWARD<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nIn Paying It Forward, May We Ease Our Own Personal Suffering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nIn Paying It Forward May We Always Find Genuine Satisfaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nON\nTHE PLAYGROUND OF LIFE THE MEEK SHALL ALL INHERIT THE EARTH<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR\nTHE PLAYGROUND INSTANTLY BECOMES ANOTHER TOXIC WASTE DUMP<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHERE\nTHE BANKS AND MARCHING MORONS STILL DECLARE WORLD WARIII<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHERE’S\nONLY SO MUCH ROOM ON A PLAYGROUND FOR EVERYBODY’S CRAP<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHERE’S\nONLY SO MUCH THAT EVEN ZOMBIES WILL EVER REALLY TOLERATE<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTIME\nAFTER TIME AFTER TIME AGAIN ALL YOU HEAR IS THE CLOCK TICKING<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU WANNA ROCK-N-ROLL GUILTY FEET MUST FIRST LEARN TO BE STILL<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU WANT TO ENJOY MORE OF THE RIDE WE MUST ALL SHARE THE RIDE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDANCING\nBETWEEN INVISIBLE MOONBEAMS YOU MAY SHOOT THE MOON<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nEr Is Human, Forgiveness Divine, To Touch Is To Heal, TO HURT IS TO\nSTEAL<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nI’ll Wait In This Place Where Dark Shadows ALL Run From\nThemselves<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nI Gave Them Way More Bullshit, Than They Can Possibly Handle<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCareful,\nTo Omit The Last Chapter, And Steal The Last Laugh For Myself<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Mahatma\nGandhi, Jerry Wright, Firefly, U2, Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Spike\nLee, Sound Garden, Eagles, Peter Gabriel, Tom Lehrer, Supertramp, Bob\nSeger, George Micheal, Eagles, Cream)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nGreatest of Works<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEach\ncomes into this world helpless in the arms of giants,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nall rest upon the shoulders of yet again more Giants,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwere born every bit as mortal as Everyone else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBorn\nevery bit as ignorant, as the lowest of us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsecret of change is to focus your energy:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nUpon Fighting The Old,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nUpon Building The New!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nof us are reaching up through the cracks.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaping\nfor the Warmth, of the Sun and Stars,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nLiving Well is what life is always about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nZest For Life Itself, Enhancing All Good Things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe Unexamined life is not worth living!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof merely ignorant or just another Dreamer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nas you may truly wish others to perceive you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nthe Kind of Person you may dream of meeting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nlive your life according to your very own Principles.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfident\nthat none might possibly ever hope to do Better,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nTo Seek, To Improve Upon Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ndoes worse than to chase their own tail;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaste\ntheir Precious Lives on self-stimulation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaste\ntheir lives simply confusing themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nThat Each Fights Their Own Battle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\ndo not do unto others what Offends Thee!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeware\nthe more deadly, of anyone’s passions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRather\ntreat one another with greater kindness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nyou might otherwise believe you deserve.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat Lifting Up the Lowest Amongst Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWould\nEasily Become, Our Greatest Of Works!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nonly that we eternally know nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ncould yet Rise Above any and all situations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nsimply elevating Ourselves before all others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nthe Humility to love ourselves properly.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nknowledge is the only Good, evil but sheer ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nthose who would move the world first move themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nthose who would move first inspire themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBequeathing\nWhat All Hold Dearest To Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nfreedom to surrender any hubris in the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich ultimately goes beyond any of our words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to receive we must all first learn how to give!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to be free we must first make our leap of faith!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to be free we must accept what life has to offer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis learning to ignore pointless personal bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis your Birthright to walk the Road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis our ability to laugh at the world and ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis the right to become whosoever we could desire.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMathematical\nNormalization, Implies A Singular Recursion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich all words are remarkably inadequate to describe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich forever inspires ever greater faith in our freedom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nWhich Empowers All To Perform The Greatest of Works!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich empowers us to do, more than we believe possible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmpowering\nAll of Humanity to Share One Silent Explanation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDespite\ninstant karma gonna getcha, mama’s love is irresistible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe love of mama’s life is the One greater Truth we all share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSocrates,\na career soldier who was certainly no stranger to death!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nwas a peasant and certainly no stranger to outrageous fortune!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCaught\nin the middle by the wealthy trying to exploit the peasants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n Pointlessly\ninjuring one another in a mad rush to make more money.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFutilely\narguing, over who gets to decide what goes in the dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nwas a Mad, Mad, Mad World, when he championed True idealism,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeasants\nall rushing to sell their votes to the wealthy at any opportunity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSocrates\nused humor to throw a spotlight on the more debased comedies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nexemplify in many cases, how academia and traditions had failed them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthat, he was summarily executed in what had devolved into a lynch\nmob!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKangaroo\ncourts, in which the wealthy placed their bets,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nperfectly well, that the whole game was rigged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nseeing how much more money they could make on it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nthey had rigged it themselves, from the top down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOn\nwho could get anything accomplished in the confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOn\nwho might still be left standing after all the dust settled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOn\nwho had no clue what any others had planned for them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nsense of humor showed, how all the games were rigged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCosting\na few money, he was eliminated as soon as possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwith the more lowbrow humor all quick with sarcasm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccused\nthe one man left among them close to God of heresy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none man who still credited God, for all that he’d achieved!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none man who credited God, for any wisdom he possessed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none man who credited God, for lending our lives meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nCorrupting Children Claiming Money Was Seldom The Answer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nfather was just such a man if never as illustrious as Socrates,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nsimple man, who’d be the first to tell anyone he wasn’t bright!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nwarrior with a sense of humor who wisely shunned high rank;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nbeing far too political, for the likes of a simple honest warrior!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ngrew up admiring heroes from other planets like Yogi Berra;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\na clear conscience, win or lose, Yogi always had a good time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nhow you play the game makes all the difference in the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwhat benefit it a man, if he gains the world, but loses his soul?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPart\nof a rich peasant culture which still knew the value of honesty,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeasants\nall too well aware of being casually exploited by everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nto be still as any straight man or a deer caught in the headlight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTraditions,\nwhich are dying out to make way for growth and progress;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nway of life the people no longer find to be as useful as making\nmoney,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet,\nin a few pubs, they still tell jokes on the anniversary of Socrates’\ndeath,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nvaliant few who still insist on leading from the rear are invited to\nattend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nfew who still remember, gentle humor can be more honorable than\npride.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nfew who still remember, the value of any great ignorant wisdom and\nvirtue,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n When\nmy father would always chuckle with that irresistible sparkling\nlaughter of his,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuoting\nSocrates, and drinking to the health of those accomplishing the\ngreatest of works.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBreathing\nNew Life into Everything<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThis\nIs A Truly Tall True Tale From Long, Long Ago!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nIn A Land Far, Far, Far Away From Most of Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe Wild Things All Love to Dance in Circles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nThe Great Plains, All Spread Out Before You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\ntheir much beloved princess being kidnapped,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nhaving never experienced actual combat,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThirty\nShaolin Monks Resolved To Rescue Her!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrekking\ndeep into the Heart of enemy territory,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeventeen\nSurvived to tell the Tale of her rescue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeventeen\ntold the story of their Heroic comrades!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathing\nnew life into the peasants who loved her!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFanning\nthe flames of what love meant to the monks.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathing\nNew Life into The Love of Their Own Lives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nprincess was Much Beloved by the entire Kingdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfirming\nfor themselves their love rules the multiverse.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nhad been soldiers who became monks to pay for sins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivating\nany Inner Peace The Way they once had violence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nFrom Long Experience, You’re The Problem Dummy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthe Sound of One Hand Clapping is Mental Masturbation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nless Busy with the unimportant the more we Can Accomplish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nUp Warriors of The Rainbow! And Take Your Rightful Places!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProclaim\nYour Beautiful Words, Deserve The Beautiful Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nAre The Days, When The Smallest Contributions Matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nAre the Days, That Make Heroes Of The Plain Spoken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nAre The Days When All Of Our Stakes Are Highest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nAre The Days All Our Children Depend Upon US!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nAre The Days Heaven Will Raise Up The Lowly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe deal with conflicting issues in communications!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathing\nnew life into everything we choose to do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathe\nthe sparkling air and the air breathes back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathing\nNew Life, Into Our Own Dying Planet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeet\nShaping the Earth, As the Earth Shapes Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSigns\neverywhere big changes are in the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nfate appears to be to either Sink or swim!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt’s\nSenseless rushing in to just sink or swim!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscover\nWhat It Still Means To Give And Receive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nYour Skills By Learning To Be Still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToiling\nIn Circles, Screaming, and Shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWalk\nthe Walk, While Yet Talking the Talk!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nBeing Perfect, We Share Our Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nBeing Perfect We’re All Born Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\nWithout Sin Casting Any Stones!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChildhood’s\nEnd Is Upon Us Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumanity\nMust All Be Reborn Yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNeverending\nArmageddon Must Implode!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nUnderestimate The Human Potential.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate, what you may become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforget the Rainbow follows everywhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforget one greater Truth will always win.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nMay Rain Down Upon All From On High.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nmay sweep all the world by Gentle storm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nmay make it all work out right in the end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncan best celebrate each new day dawning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nmay save our futures for new generations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncan make each new day worthwhile again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe one thing everyone has to give one another,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe one thing that nobody may buy with money,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nlove, sweet love, compassion, and understanding.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nmama calling and papa yet being our rock of ages,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nmama’s bountiful love, and wicked sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\npapa’s rock of ages defying even unbalanced gravity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nnurturing faith in the One Greater Truth of Humanity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\naccepting and embracing our own miracle to believe in!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nacknowledgment that we might know we know nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nawareness, that we are ever greater than we may imagine,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe comfort in always remaining able to laugh at ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nAwareness Our Wondrous Surprises, Just Keep On Coming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpread\nthe message to any seeking light at the end of the tunnel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpread\nthe message to everyone attentive to the sounds of silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollow\nyour hearts never allowing even gods to come between you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nnow faith, hope, and love abide, these three; but the greatest of\nthese is love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwe are the world, we are the children, of the One greater light of\nthe truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\ndelightfully upon invisible moonbeams inside the sounds of silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\npower in the universe could ever destroy, our faith, hope, love, and\njoy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChildhood’s\nEnd is upon us once again let our most beautiful words sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nblooming lost in a desolate desert a rose is still a rose by any\nother name,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\nUgly\nDucklings remain astounded to discover they’ve always been the swan.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nFoolish Heart of Agnosticism<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSocrates\nsaid, "True wisdom is knowing you don’t know" to which I\nwould add accepting our ignorance is how we really come to know\nanything. Our ignorance appears to be the source of whatever\ncreativity, free will, humor, meaning, and authenticity we might\npossess, but only to the degree that we are both accepting and aware\nof our own ignorance. As far as Socrates was concerned, this was\nmerely a fact of life and, for example, assuming you are neither\naware nor accepting of the fact that you don’t know how to swim,\nyou’ll have both limited wisdom and a limited sense of humor when it\ncomes to someone pushing you into the pool. This "ignorant\nwisdom", or love, humor, knowledge, and sagacity acquired by\nbecoming more aware and accepting of our ignorance, is what I think\nof as the foolish heart of agnosticism. The ability to laugh at\nourselves like a child, as if we didn’t have a care in the\nworld, somehow knowing without knowing how we know, wonder yet\nremains the beginning of all wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLove\nfor agnostics can include embracing the simple comedy of the newborn\nfawn struggling awkwardly to stand up for the first time, only to\nfall harmlessly on their butt, or the new mother playing peek-a-boo\nto distract her baby, so she can check the diaper without a fuss.\nBelievers sometimes describe it as the many faces of God parading all\naround us which agnostics can interpret as the humor and beauty of\nthe self-evident truth that can only be shared. Genuine humor speaks\nto love and beauty in some fashion no matter how remotely, the simple\ntruth being that, sometimes a stupid joke can make all the difference\nbetween laughing, crying, and jumping off a cliff. That’s because for\nanything to be considered funny it must first touch upon at least a\nlittle of the foolish truth which, in turn, can soften the hardest of\nhearts. For me, agnosticism would be impossible without a sense of\nhumor, and love begins within our own foolish hearts with the\nignorant wisdom of the toddler still naive enough to laugh at the\nslightest suggestion their mama’s love, humor, beauty, and truth are\nnot divine perfection, or could ever require the slightest\njustification.<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAgnostics possess the conviction they\ndon’t know whether any Gods exist and some additionally believe it is\nimpossible to prove or disprove whether a God exists. Like any stance\nit is the strength of their convictions which defines them as being\nsomething other than just plain ignorant, confused, or merely\nuncertain. A newborn infant might not know if God exists, but what\ndistinguishes agnostics is they know they don’t know and, therefore,\nironically hold the conviction they’re clueless. Others insist that\nagnosticism be defined as sheer ignorance, confusion, or uncertainty,\nwhich is merely an attempt to undermine the most personal convictions\nof agnostics (i.e.-that they know when they don’t know a damned\nthing) and deny that both humor and agnosticism present viable\nalternatives in some situations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\tThis\nis common in ideological disputes where one or both sides of the\ndivide will go to great lengths to deny any sort of neutrality or\ngenuine humor is possible, because its very existence can defeat\ntheir cause. It is the aggressive group mindset of extremists, lynch\nmobs, and grim pecking orders who insist anyone is either with them,\nagainst them, or must remain silent, and ideologues will sometimes\nstop at nothing to discourage others from establishing any viable\nneutral ground that might withstand their assaults. Dividing into\nopposing sides, like-minded individuals tend to reinforce each\nother’s more extreme stances until, before long, their collective\nsense of humor suffers enough they begin to form rigid pecking orders\nwhich actively promote more self-destructive fanaticism. The end\nresult is known as the Law of Contention or the aggressive\napplication of the principle of the excluded middle as a default\nself-organizing systems logic, along the lines of a chicken flock\npecking order, that obeys the principle of see no evil, hear no evil,\nspeak no evil and displays a predictable resistance to change.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nagnostics the unsolicited attacks from both sides can be a poignant\nreminder of their personal struggles, and that they need to stop and\nsmell the flowers once in awhile, if they are to avoid becoming just\nas grim, angry, spiteful, confused, sadistic, loveless, depressed,\nand joyless as many pecking order extremists. Our own innate sense of\nlove, humor, and aesthetic appreciation suffers the more we reject\nthem, until the resulting confusion can achieve epic proportions.\nLeft leaning individuals jokingly refer to this extreme fixation with\nworshiping ideology and mindlessly arguing rhetoric, as an unhealthy\ninfatuation with an inflatable seven foot Barbie doll, who represents\nevery little girl’s idyllic dreams of larger than life immortal\nperfection.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nability to naively fall on our own butt and laugh innocently at\nourselves and each other is an essential aspect of what it means to\nbe mortal, and crucial to our being capable of distinguishing the\ntruth from fiction or even total bullshit. We require a sense of\nhumor just to be able to distinguish fact from fiction, with some of\nus obviously being more literal minded than others. Linguistic\nanalysis and logic are derived to some extent from the same joke\nSocrates drove everyone nuts repeating, "The only thing I know\nis that I know nothing", while research increasingly supports\nthe position all of human cognition and evolution itself is based on\nemotions such as love and humor. Thus, possibly explaining a great\ndeal of the controversy surrounding the subject of agnosticism and\natheism over the eons. Descartes famously declared, "I think,\ntherefore I am" which, according to modern science, might be\nrestated more accurately as, "I laugh at myself, therefore I am"\nand, as much as anything else, our laughter can be thought of as a\nfundamental networking strategy and a vital part of what empowers\nthought itself on every level.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nsuspending our disbelief, we entertain more relative agnostic\npremises, imbuing comedy with the ability to build bridges and make\nconnections where none are otherwise possible. Toddler and agnostic\ncomedy both specialize in being able to dive head first into their\nown surreal "Alice in Wonderland" style bullshit fuzzy\nlogic where the Cretan Liar’s Paradox, "Everything I say is a\nlie," can make its own bizarre sense because if you are a\nprofessional comedian, the truth can be, "Everything I say is\nmeaningful bullshit". Pragmatists such as C. S. Pierce sometimes\nuse a similar line of reasoning insisting the implied statement is\ntrue making the Liar’s Paradox imply, “The truth is everything\nI say is a lie” which is technically considered bad English\nbut, nonetheless, can communicate more information in fewer words.\nThe efficiency of humor reflects the fact our thoughts and emotions\nare both self-organizing to a great extent, and we can only either\npromote or suppress their self-organization to a limited extent.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nfar as I’m concerned, this is just another fancy way of saying that\nrunning around assuming everything people say is merely a lie or a\njoke would cripple our ability to use language effectively, and Will\nRogers once famously complained to his manager that audiences would\nonly laugh at his stupid jokes if they contained the truth. If we\nknew of a more productive way to use language, other than to normally\nassume people either mean what they say or are merely joking, we’d\nuse it. Which, in turn, can be considered an extension of the\nessential pragmatic and agnostic assumption that, because we know\nthat we know nothing, if we knew of a better way to get things done\non a regular basis we’d use it. People who know each other well can\ncommunicate volumes with merely a look, begging the question of where\ndoes language begin and end, while any competent cartoonist can\nroutinely get away with violating the laws of physics, and agnostics\ncan defy metaphysics as well by using systems logic such as the ones\nin this book.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\ntheir constantly shifting landscapes, changing along with the\ncontext, systems logic can appear to tease and torment those attached\nto specific metaphysical causal views, and favor nothing in\nparticular. If someone is unaware of the greater context, that their\nmetaphysics are constantly shifting, they can end up frustrated\nchasing their own tail without ever figuring out why their favorite\nmetaphysics seem to explain everything they observe perfectly one\nminute and, then, utterly fail the next. When the changes in the\ndemonstrable context alone suffice to provide the most parsimonious,\naesthetically pleasing, and consistently useful explanations of\neverything observable, all the metaphysical explanations simply\nbecome superfluous, which those attached to metaphysical views\nfrequently have difficulty appreciating, for a variety of reasons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFreed\nof the burden of any metaphysical anchors weighing them down, systems\nthinking can normalize our view of the world in ways no single\nmetaphysical explanation can while, additionally, supporting comedy\nthat is much more spur of the moment and entirely dependent upon the\nsituation. Looking into a fun-house mirror and imagining how our own\ndistorted reflection can be corrected, is an example of the simple\nkinds of normalization we all perform on a daily basis. Even as\nadults, we can almost always still play with vaguely cartoonish\nimages in our heads, while holographic theories in physics imply its\npossible the physical universe itself is ultimately two dimensional.\nMeaning, we can represent life, the universe, and everything in our\nheads as a cartoon filled with caricatures, with the fun of playing\nwith cartoons being our ability to compare their humble\njuxtapositions against our everyday awareness, to see what’s\nmissing from this picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nour unconscious mind casually sifts through mountains of apparent\nbullshit, it inadvertently normalizes much of the data merely by\nattempting to entertain itself with simple metaphors and cartoons.\nOur inner toddler may be completely oblivious as to the content of\nany data it normalizes, which is both its greatest strength and\nweakness. A classic example is the story of "The Emperor’s New\nClothes" in which a small helpless child, who has little\nawareness of the content of anything occurring around them,\nnonetheless, unintentionally manages to dramatically re-normalize the\nentire kingdom’s distorted worldview, merely by laughing\nspontaneously. Simple laughter can dramatically change our mood and\nmake the difference between war and peace, yet modern science still\nhas only the vaguest idea of what humor is about and how laughter\nworks, despite claiming to have made a great deal of progress in\npsychology.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSince\nancient times it has always been said, only the wisest among us are\ntrue masters of the wacky gentle humor of the toddler, while the\nmeanest amongst us will sometimes laugh hysterically at the lamest\ntoddler jokes. Those who never laugh at all never do get the joke,\nand never do learn anything new about their own ignorance. Thus,\nhumor can sometimes directly reflect the truth in obvious ways\nbecause, evidently, the truth is nobody can know what the greater\ntruth happens to be without first humbly embracing their own\nignorance and becoming capable of laughing at themselves gently,\ninnocently, and lovingly without being sarcastic or mocking. Which is\nwhy agnostics can sometimes consider gentle humor, in particular, to\nbe the equivalent of "spreading the good word" that the\njourney itself can be the reward, and sparkling laughter is a common\nmetaphor in many cultures for the kind of compelling innocent\nlaughter, which the smallest toddlers and some adults are capable of\nproducing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nthe next chapter I take a break from all this talk about chicken\nbrains, dust bunnies, physics, and comedic-philosophical potty humor\ntechno-babble to present classic jokes about Socrates in order to\ngive the reader more of a feel for what it means to be an ignorant\nagnostic while, at the same time, formally covering a lot of the\ntraditional fuzzy logic involved for anyone interested. The jokes may\nseem a bit foreign and dated, but I’ve done my best to spruce them up\nfor a modern English speaking audience. These are classic jokes a lot\nof westerners still play with and often write for themselves, just\nlike Asians often play with the Tao Te Ching, and will even use it\nfor refrigerator magnets so they can play with the shapes. I suggest\nreading these stories in a rambling sing-song folksy voice, such as\nthat of the immortal Arlo Guthrie, which enhances the salty yin-yang\ndynamics of the prose.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTruly\nIgnorant Socratic Ignorance<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSocrates\nestablished the foundations of our modern democratic institutions, by\nchampioning the freedom to ask questions and tell barroom jokes, poke\nfun at ourselves, politicians, or whoever the hell you want, as\nessential to maintaining a free society. His living legacy still\nthrives to this very day, some 2,500 years later, in countless\nbarroom jokes and glasses raised in his honor throughout the western\nhemisphere. For his is the sad tale of an alcoholic who never had\nmuch luck in life and never amounted to much, and who became the town\nclown and the butt end of jokes, but could still think for himself\ndamn it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSometimes,\nsuccess doth breed contempt, and when Athens received an unexpected\nwindfall and money began pouring in throughout the city, his entire\nhome town was instantly seized with rampant greed, corruption, and\ndecadence. Socrates had been content his entire life to be dirt poor,\nand was so disheartened at the sight of so many of his friends’\nentire lives being ruined forever, over money of all things, that he\ndecided to do more with his barroom jokes for a change than just earn\nfree drinks. Refusing to sit idly by on his bar stool, Socrates rose\nto the challenge of his times, determined to take his family’s\nhonorable tribal tradition of standup comedy, and the occasional\ncarnival side-show act, out of the bar he was in and out to the\nnearest stump he could find to pee on, in a misguided attempt to\nrestore the dignity and honor of his much beloved city of Athens.\nStandards were different back then but, without sports broadcasting,\nthe bars had to get creative to attract customers, and standup\ncomedians like Socrates were actually in big demand.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nfew, like Zeno of Elia, hit the big time and went on to make good\nmoney performing their comedy routines all over Greece, but Socrates\nwas old, and preferred to hang out at the neighborhood bars with his\nfriends and perform for drinks. Unable to ever predict what audiences\nfound funny, perhaps wisely, he refused all offers to pay him for\nteaching his art, claiming he couldn’t possibly teach his\nbullshit to other people, when he never understood it himself. Widely\nconsidered among the ugliest, smelliest, and shortest men alive, and\none the quietest and most easily overlooked to boot, Socrates never\nmet a free drink or pleasant companionship he did not thoroughly\nenjoy, nevertheless, his walk was so fierce that even the most\ncontentious idiots were always careful to never bump into him, and he\nwas seldom involved in barroom brawls.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNormally\nas quiet as a church mouse, Socrates spent his golden years leisurely\nstrolling and meandering throughout Athens where he had grown up,\nendlessly schmoozing, while quietly getting drunk. But, when he did\nspeak, people learned to listen, because he was good at holding his\nliqueur! And, knowing when to keep his mouth shut! Unlike a lot of\ndamned fools at the time, he never rambled on like an idiot, seldom\noffered his personal opinions, was a distinguished veteran, and\nextremely conscientious about performing his civic duties and\nencouraging everyone else to do the same. Appearances to the\ncontrary, Socrates was a model citizen in many respects and, for\ncenturies after his execution, peasants throughout Europe celebrated\nthe anniversary of his death by, of course, drinking toasts to him in\nbars, recounting his exploits, and inventing new Socratic style\nbullshit fuzzy logic jokes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLegend\nhas it, one day the notoriously cryptic oracle at Delphi proclaimed\nSocrates the wisest of all the wiseguys in the kingdom, despite him\nbeing among the lowest of lowly peasants in the entire city of\nAthens, explaining in her usual aloof manner, “Because he’s\njust simple minded enough to know the only thing he knows is that he\nknows nothing.” Puzzled by the enigmatic oracle who seemed to\ndelight in pompously spouting provocative nonsense in order to drum\nup business, and uncertain if he should feel insulted or respond in\nany way, Socrates merely shrugged his shoulders, tried to forget\nabout the whole affair, and meandered off into the countryside\nchatting away pleasantly with people from all walks of life when, out\nof the blue, the shocking realization of what the oracle meant came\nto him: They were all unaware they were ignorant! If nothing else, he\nknew, we might always be aware of our uncertainty and, therefore, our\nown ignorance. Yet, Socrates was a good listener and even the most\naccomplished and widely esteemed citizens he had been chatting with\nseemed to be accomplished idiots, who appeared uncertain of even\ntheir own ignorance, and had mistakenly come to believe they knew all\nsorts of things which they did not. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSome\nof Socrates’ rudest neighbors laughed out loud at the oracle’s\npronouncement believing it a hilarious joke and then proceeded to\ncruelly taunt him calling him all sorts of nasty names and laughing\nat him. Many believed him to be among the most repulsive and more\ntotally clueless buffoons alive with, distasteful rumors had it,\nquestionable personal hygiene. Despite being an extremely strange\nquiet little guy, they say he was just so odd and his gait so fierce\nthat even the most obnoxious bullies were always careful never to\nbump into him by accident and, since he was widely known to have been\na formidable warrior until his retirement, they may have been wise to\navoid any serious confrontation. His vigorous old age, martial\nabilities, exceedingly strange disheveled appearance, lowest of the\nlowly social status, and any other personal short comings, quirks, or\npersonal history aside, this strange little man was nonetheless\naffectionately regarded by all who knew him well as an extremely\ngentle, non-contentious, easy going old fart who almost always wisely\nallowed his ignorant virtue to speak for itself and, much more often\nthan not, chose to meekly ask questions rather than offer any of his\nown more ignorant personal opinions assuming he spoke up at all.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnyway,\non those rare occasions he did in fact offer his own ignorant\nopinions, he sometimes joked that ignorance is just another mundane\nfact of life, and it is best if people just get over it already!\nOccasionally, he would even scandalously suggest everyone could\nembrace their ignorance, just a little from time to time. Becoming\nexcited, like a raving lunatic Socrates would excitedly proceed to\nexplain that, as far as he was concerned, few things if any are more\ncommonplace and difficult to avoid in this world than our own\nignorance. Chuckling and doing a little jig he would dramatically\nwave his arms in the air, insisting to stunned pedestrians walking\npast that, at the very least, ignorance is as ubiquitous,\nindispensable, and desirable as the air we breathe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\na person is unaware, much less unaccepting, of the fact that they\ndon’t know how to swim (Socrates would drone on to anyone foolish\nenough to inquire what he meant) they are usually said to be ignorant\nwhen it comes to swimming, however, everybody else is also just as\nignorant of an infinite number of things. On the other hand he’d say,\nnodding his head with a mischievous twinkle in his eye, if we instead\nsimply become aware and accepting of the fact we just don’t know how\nto swim, we gain wisdom and could even win an Olympic gold medal if\nwe discover we happen to be exceptionally talented. Facetiously\ncovering his mouth and pinching his nose he would tease, like a\nbreath of fresh air from opening a window in a room somebody farted\nin, it is usually best to just accept our ignorance for what it is\nnot, and put the knowledge to good use.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSocrates\nhimself worshiped Gods and was not agnostic, however, his profoundly\nignorant wisdom, or knowledge and sagacity acquired by becoming aware\nand accepting of our ignorance, nonetheless remains the foolish heart\nof ignorant agnostics everywhere. Like it or not, we are all\nconstantly becoming aware of, and accepting and even embracing, just\nhow truly ignorant we are in frequently quite surprising,\ninteresting, or even shocking new ways and a common Asian metaphor\nfor this relentless process is that of a cyclone. Around the calm\ncenter of the maelstrom fly all our ignorant beliefs, expectations,\nand preconceptions, while the deeper we dive into the storm like\nlunatics tilting at windmills the more confused, disoriented, and\ntotally clueless we can become. We can struggle heroically to make\nour way towards the calm center, the storm may throw us there by\naccident or completely against our will, or we might not even really\ncare to think about how we got there, but inevitably we do end up\nthere. Regardless of how we get there, once firmly rooted inside the\ncalm center, as the riotous echoes of the storm begin to fade into\nthe velvet silence of the void, we may once again feel the (cough)\nprofound depths of our ignorance and, somehow, know without knowing\njust how much we really just don’t know. In other words, no different\nfrom any other dumb decision we might make where, understandably, if\nfools can’t hear themselves think, much less remember all the stupid\nissues involved, life can become a little too interesting way too\nfast as far most people are concerned.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/font>There\nare times when we all have to take a deep breath, count to ten, walk\naround the block, talk to a friend, stand on our head, or do whatever\nit is we have to do in order to find our way back to once again being\nable to enjoy being the kind of happy or miserable idiots we normally\nhappen to enjoy being, before doing one more damned thing more that\nwe might come to regret. Socrates was just ignorant enough to embrace\nbeing the total flaming idiot he knew he was born to be. He reveled\nin his ignorance and could never imagine wanting life to be any\ndifferent. His ignorant wisdom was an extension of his own vacuous\nintuition which never required any ignorant beliefs, ideologies,\nmethodologies, instruction manuals, rituals, magic incantations,\ndietary requirements, circumscribed behavior, self-help books, major\ncredit cards, or club memberships. While others were infamous\ncriminals, exceptionally vulgar, sadistic, salacious, or otherwise\ninfamous for being insolently and audaciously brazen social pariahs,\nSocrates was largely considered socially unacceptable just by the\nsheer weight of his profound ignorance and extreme poverty. The kind\nof guy many might insist is only good for using as a door stop or a\ndoor mat now that he was too old to be used as cannon fodder anymore.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDespite\nhis neighbors’ sometimes low opinion of him as a rather repugnant odd\nduck who childishly asked a lot of foolish questions, Socrates could\nbe a complete bliss bunny at times and thoroughly enjoyed aimlessly\nwandering around schmoozing and reveling with all the sillier\ncitizens of his beloved off the wall democracy. Perhaps unwisely, he\nfoolishly bore witness to way too many already pointless lives\naltered forever as, much to their chagrin, dazed and stunned citizens\nfrom every corner of Athens discovered they had somehow begun\nmindlessly congregating like cattle and inanely asking each other\ninsipid questions such as, "Who the hell are you?" Thus,\ninspiring a never-ending stream of typically insane solutions to\nnonexistent problems, while pointlessly inventing entirely new\nproblems that didn’t exist before and, you know, all the usual\nTom Foolery, unintentional mishaps, sheer stupidity, and overtly\nsadistic and masochistic bullshit that results from ignorant\nrelationships which, sometimes, become so stupifyingly ignorant in\nfull view of the public that they can literally take your breath\naway. Especially when allowed to grow wildly out of control giving\nrise to new and equally clueless intimate relationships everybody\nelse knows perfectly well are destined to ensure much pulling of\nhair, gnashing of teeth, laryngitis, traumatized children, and the\noccasional severely chapped lips.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nof which encouraged the goofiest among them to excitedly abandoned\ntheir old ignorant beliefs at the first opportunity, only to\nimmediately rush out and hastily replace them with whatever else\nanybody they knew claimed were, undeniably, the best beliefs that the\nright connections and money can buy. Beliefs which could not only pay\nfor themselves in a short period of time but, additionally, conferred\nvaluable exclusive members only benefits, that could make anyone more\nsocially acceptable and attractive, thus, helping them to achieve\ntheir proper place in society by promoting themselves to their\npersonal level of gross incompetence. On a number of occasions, when\nvast hordes of Athenians assembled in one place, bouncing all of\ntheir insane beliefs off each other nonstop, they could became\nself-organizing like a bee hive, an overgrown garden gone wild, or a\nflock of chickens left to fend for themselves, where different kinds\nof belligerence and righteous umbrage might crassly flourish in close\nproximity to each other, rub elbows and other body parts that shall\nremain unmentionable, until huge crowds would inevitably become\ntransformed into zombies suddenly breaking out into aggressive\nfeeding frenzies. Attacking each other, anything else that moved, and\nmobbing nearby fast food restaurants and all you can eat buffets, the\nzombies could sometimes produce spectacularly ignorant, completely\noff the wall, unheard of, outlandish or, at the very least, extremely\npuzzling and preposterous fatuous flatulent finales and confusing\ncontroversial convoluted contrarian contradictions, arguing over who\npays the check. The only thing which could cause all these mad\nzombies to pause from fighting and shoveling food into their faces\nwas when, without warning, something exceptionally loud or\nexceedingly peculiar would distract them and, raising their heads off\nthe ground or from their pig troughs, they asked, "What the hell\nwas that?!" Being considerably faster than any zombies he knew,\nan avid gardener of ignorant wisdom, familiar with bees and chickens\nas well as gardening, and careful to sprinkle bread crumbs around\nwhenever necessary to distract the zombies, the otherwise completely\nclueless Socrates (who by all accounts must have been breast fed by\nan absolute moron) was just foolish enough to become destined to one\nday master the occasionally homicidal rage inducing but, otherwise,\nnormally exceedingly dull and tediously monotonous, universally\ndetested ancient art of asking insipid questions which, considering\nthe job requirements, only the most ill-fated and totally clueless\namongst us ever insanely attempt, much less, ever manage to do any\nreal justice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNot\nbeing altogether there to begin with, Socrates diligently went about\nhis dull day job as an unpaid, unrecognized, unsolicited, undesired,\nand largely unacknowledged professional amateur impromptu substitute\nteacher and baby sitter of last resort, always careful to stumble\naround the marble halls, while mindful to laugh inappropriately at\nrandom intervals and idly ask his more unconscious students lame\nquestions (which he knew perfectly well they were totally clueless\nabout and couldn’t answer) when suddenly, from out of nowhere, mad\ninspiration struck and, being a brainless idiot, just like that the\nsenile old fart foolishly decided to take his insane job home with\nhim. His not so bright students were well practiced at ignoring his\nclueless pretense of prattle and drivel, but the already confused and\nequally clueless denizens of greater Athens had no idea what to make\nof his bizarre questions which, some said, were dumb and boring\nbecause they pointlessly ran in circles, while others seemed to\nbecome dimly aware that, like a wizard, he had magically manifested\nsome people’s ignorance on stage for the whole world to see and poke\ngreat fun at.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tInured\nto ignorant drunks rudely yelling at him and calling him a complete\nbuffoon, and deciding to try experimenting with something a little\ndifferent for a change, Socrates ignored most of the ranting, raving,\nand idyll threats over his stupid questions. He never demanded anyone\nlisten to his questions and if ignorant fools didn’t want to\nlisten to his questions he figured it’s a free country. In other\nwords, they damned well didn’t have to listen as far as he was\nconcerned because he never asked any questions of anyone who said\nthey didn’t want to listen to them! Having too much fun in his\nsemi-retirement just being his usual wacky easy-going off-the-wall\nbar-hopping self, he resolutely pressed on asking feeble questions of\nanyone in bars drunk enough or otherwise foolish enough to listen and\nbuy him drinks. The name calling and ridicule he was used to, but the\ncomments about his mother confused and angered him for some reason.\nAt such times he had to rely heavily upon his ignorant wisdom to keep\nhimself grounded in the midst of what often threatened to explode\ninto a barroom brawl!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSometimes\nits the quiet ones you have to watch out for and, wild and crazy guy\nthat he was when drunk, Socrates naively believed that genuinely\nignorant questions are ignorant by definition and can be meaningless\ngifts of grace, that is, a mindless windfall or random bequest that\noften nobody even knew existed, couldn’t really care less about\nanyway, don’t owe anybody any special thanks for as far as we know,\nand which none of us ever did a damn thing to deserve anyway, so it\nreally never mattered to begin with. Sometimes you’ll hear idiots say\nthings like, "Mama didn’t raise no damned fools, she always\ninsisted that I tell everyone I worked hard to become the idiot I\nam!" Knowing in their heart of hearts that ignorance can spring\nfrom the most surprisingly lame sources and come to grace our lives\nin ways few things can. Some say reality can but, I wouldn’t know\nand, when asked, Socrates would always laugh hysterically while\nrepeatedly shouting, "The only thing I know is that I know\nnothing", and pounding down another drink.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnyway,\nwith the possible exception of a few outlandish ideas about reality,\nor whatever they call it in quantum mechanics these days, these kinds\nof simple ignorant questions have saved countless clueless lives,\nwhile any more ignorant idiots foolish enough to get involved can\nfeel nothing but nauseatingly pathetic and even mind-numbingly\ninsensate overwhelmingly saccharine and, almost, orgasmic relief and\ngratitude for having had the absurd opportunity to both give and\nreceive such exquisite tripe and twaddle. A lot of sadly misguided\nsingle-minded nose to-the-grindstone dedication, determination, and\njust plain good old fashioned hard work can also routinely generate\nboundless undeserved gratitude and asinine attention from the foolish\npress and infamous holier-than-thou gossips, nevertheless, the modest\ngift of just a few truly pitiful questions can speak directly to the\notherwise altogether too often embarrassingly tedious, dismal, and\ndreary issue of what it means to be a human. Thus, questions can\nbecome an easy target for intentionally gracing even the most\ntrivial, pointless, clueless, and meaningless lives of ignorant\nbelievers, disbelievers, agnostics, unbelievable unbelievers, and\njust plain dull ordinary lazy slobs from all walks of life, or even\nthe wino in the gutter which, being an ignorant people person\nhimself, Socrates thought extremely appealing in his own rather odd\nand, perhaps, best not dwelt upon unofficial role as an unpaid\nsubstitute teacher, impromptu baby sitter, somewhat shy wannabe\nsocial butterfly, dedicated barfly, unintentional gadfly, and,\noverall completely socially inept and unacceptable lowly town clown\nand drunk, that more respectable people would never be caught dead\ntalking to.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIrreverently,\nSocrates realized, our ignorant questions are what make the whole\ninsane species possible in the first place and, from personal\nexperience, the little guy knew that the most dreadful friendships\ncould produce an enormous wealth of ignorance, in the bedroom\nespecially! Of course, not all ignorant friendships, unions,\nliaisons, and one night stands are equally meaningless, foolish,\nand\/or of questionable taste, and some of us are just plain better\noff altogether avoiding asking any kind of ignorant questions while,\nlet’s face it, a lot of us can sometimes just be so totally clueless\nthat it’s pointless to attempt to discuss the issue of why it is\npointless to discuss the issue. In any case, whatever your stupid\npersonal issues, the mystical mindless sages supposedly ask the most\nstupefying yet, nonetheless, insightful questions and Socrates\nsuggested that, perhaps, the Gods themselves bestowed their own\nvirtuous clarity of ignorance at birth, or what we might call today a\nmeaningless or even undesirable genetic disease or inheritance.\nNevertheless, his uncouth dictum was "Know thyself!" And,\nhe cracked the whip on his students just the way they liked it, while\npassionately urging everyone he met to thoughtlessly think for\nthemselves, ask stupid questions whenever it made no damned sense,\njoin ignorant groups, and otherwise be stridently socially\nunacceptable by foolishly nurturing their ignorant virtue like all\ngood and stupid people do. Being so gregarious a lout I suspect\nSocrates didn’t waste a lot of time with inexperienced wallflowers,\nhowever, here was one ignorant fool you could say in all honest\nstupidity, at the very least, probably had an ignorant question for\nevery damned clown he ever met.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNaively\nSocrates assumed it wasn’t worth contemplating whether he could do\nbetter than to just be himself because obviously, that’s\nsomeone else’s business that didn’t concern him. My mama likes to say\nthat ignorance is like fashions which come and go, watched clocks\nnever boil or some such nonsense, but nothing beats being genuinely\nauthentic. Mama also taught me that styles are here to stay, while\nfashions come and go but, somehow, being authentically yourself is a\nclassic style that always remains at the height of fashion. Socrates,\nthe genuinely prolific, if somewhat indiscriminate, smelly and, quite\nlikely, seriously deranged Johnny Appleseed of his own home grown\nrecipe for spouting vacuous barroom jokes and ignorantly soliciting\ninane questions, eventually went on to reap their frequently\nirritating, haphazardly arranged, vaguely repulsive and,\noccasionally, even disturbingly creepy yet, nonetheless, somehow\noddly compelling and mysteriously bewildering, insanely cloying and\ncaptivating ludicrous bounty, that nobody in the entire city of\nAthens had a clue what to make of.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnd\nin the salad days as the ripe pungent fertilizer was flung far and\nwide to be summarily dodged and, thereafter, further scattered to the\nfour winds as the crap idly piled up higher upon everyone’s shoes and\nwas trampled all over hill and dale, rivers and streams, gutters, and\nsewers, and everywhere in between, only to be infuriatingly mopped up\nfrom kitchen floors and to occasionally find its way into whatever\nshopping carts and lidless containers might have been foolishly left\nout in the open, Socrates’ ignorance invariably grew to\nNo-Know-Bounds and in small quantities multiplied and magnified a\nthousand fold without fail he would inspire glazed looks, shocked\nexpressions, and unsurpassed foolishness wherever he staggered or\npassed out, almost always drunk, and like the king of fools he had\nunknowingly and unwittingly become, even when seven sheets to the\nwind and flat out unconscious on the floor, the senile old fool still\nsomehow managed on several obscure, unknown, and unidentifiable,\nirreconcilable, repugnant, revolting, unconscionable, and never to be\nmentioned or repeated, real and imaginary occasions, to nevertheless\nblindly, pointlessly, meaninglessly, futilely, clumsily,\ningloriously, and tragically, yet still single highhandedly (with the\nunconscionable assistance of those clowns who shall forever remain\nanonymous) did triumphantly transform ignorant ignoble defeats into\ninglorious ignoble victories (not to mention unmentionable personal\nnightmare fantasies). All of which, of course, he was totally\noblivious of and, let’s face it, in all likelihood the drunken maniac\ncould never have cared less about, much less ever have remembered,\nwhen and if he somehow sobered up, assuming just for the sake of\nargument he could understand you for a second, whether sober or not.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnd,\nrambling on, amidst the cruelest winter of his despair, his harvests\nwere decimated, shriveled, desiccated, emaciated, inundated,\nimmolated, savaged, ravaged, stomped upon, brutally pounded,\npulverized, liquefied, flambéed, frickisade, frappeed, and,\nfinally, heavily taxed and sun dried, deep fried, over baked, over\nseasoned, and then spit upon by cattle until they became gritty,\nmeager, bitter, toxic, insignificant, demoralizing, unrecognizable,\nrepugnant, irreconcilable, and entirely inedible, not to mention\nunpalatable. And when the cold foul fowl winds blew and the bird crap\nfell upon the snow he often heard a curious chattering sound which he\ncould never quite identify which, along with his freezing, numb, and\nmisfiring brain, confused him as to which direction he should face\nwhen attempting to relieve himself. And, when the complete idiot\ncould no longer cut the cheese because there was no more cheese left\nto cut, he would use his head to break bread, and when he could no\nlonger break the stale bread upon his head because his brains had\nbecome so scrambled he could no longer aim properly and kept hitting\nthe table, he would heroically hold his nose, close his eyes, and eat\nthose really vile pickled eggs and kimchi behind the bar that smelled\nso bad no other fool had ever dared to touch them in years, whilst\ndreaming nostalgically the entire time of cutting the cheese in\nbetter days, and tightening his sphincter whilst simultaneously\ntrying his best not to throw up. And when the last of the pickled\neggs, kimchi, mystery meat, flatulence, bowel, and other unpleasant\ndiscomforts around his burning rear end, eyes, ears, nose, and throat\nwere all finally reduced along with his hemorrhoids, and when his bad\nbreath no longer caused even the flies and cockroaches to abandon\nhim, he would shuffle about aimlessly looking perplexed the entire\ntime, sniffing under his arms pits and wherever else his short\nmisshapen bulbous nose could reach, all the while wistfully stuffing\ntiny handfuls of dirt in his mouth only to then act as if\ndisappointed or uncertain as to the contents. And, like the starving\npea brained mammal he had come to resemble rooting about in the dirt,\nwhilst rummaging around prone on all fours like a pig, he discovered\nmuch to his amazement that the small dense pebbles he kept finding in\nhis mouth seemed to faintly, dimly, and distantly vaguely remind him\nof something, perhaps hearkening back to his youth. It was in those\nrare moments when mad inspiration struck that he began to drool with\nanticipation thinking about all of his more dim witted students and,\nsometime later, discovered much to his own amazement that his random\nshuffling about had somehow delivered him to the home of one his\nduller students, whereupon at long last, the insensate fool was saved\nby the mouth watering irresistible smell of a delectable sumptuous\nfeast hearkening to him like manna from Heaven, whereupon he promptly\ndined on the flowers and shrubbery, giving momentary pause to even\nall the other nearby starving zombies in his pathetic ghetto\nneighborhood, many of whom earned their living doing yard work.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNaturally,\nof course, Socrates developed unnatural feelings of affinity,\nkinship, and stewardship for the mindless land and his ignorant\nstudents, not to mention small pebbles, flowers, and shrubs\neverywhere. Scandalously, however, deep down in his otherwise best\nquickly and completely forgotten, easily dismissed, and never to be\nmentioned again loins, he had developed a growing passionate aberrant\ndesire to mindlessly shepherd and midwife the ignorance of all past\nand future generations of Athens. Almost as if, after eating the\nentire lawn, the old coot had finally flipped his wig completely and\nbegun insanely identifying with sheep. Taking pity on many of his\nmore wretchedly pathetic fellow Athenians, which pretty much\ndescribed all of them, nonetheless he endeavored to help them avoid\nthe worst of their completely unnecessary, easily avoidable,\npointless, and downright unconscionably lowbrow slapstick by\nstrengthening their ignorant wisdom. At the ripe old age of eighty\nwhat Socrates failed to see coming, despite it being a free country,\nwas some of the more wealthy Athenians were impatient to see him die\nand some, very ignorant people indeed, condemned him to death for\nrepeatedly professing his ignorance, asking too damned many stupid\nquestions, and brazenly teaching his ignorant wisdom for free, which\ncould expose bullshit for what it was, thus, costing the more\nrespectable, highly educated, and talented bullshit artists amongst\nthe recognized establishment time, money, and self-respect along with\ntheir reputations as the greatest bullshit artists on earth. They say\nSocrates had a chance to escape, yet, decided to make a statement for\nhis much beloved democracy, to remind the entire world to remember\nand ponder his own unmistakably forgettable sad comedy which, to this\nday, still defines a democracy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThanks\nto the enduring popularity of ignorance, stupidity, and some of the\nmore objectionable forms of congenital insanity, the story of\nignorance remains a classic to this day and, in fact, the ranks of\nthe more scurrilous mindless masses continues to grow vigorously\nworldwide at a breathtaking rate that never fails to touch something\nmissing inside each and everyone one of us. Socrates died to ensure\nthe entire world might foolishly remember that, although ignorance\ncan Know-No-Known-No-No-Bounds, ignorant fools everywhere can still\nenjoy sharing their own unique ignorant wisdom and, like the happy\nidiots and complete fools we all know we can be, actually learn to\nenjoy the prospect of cultivating otherwise entirely unconscionable\nand easily avoidable newfound regrets. So ends the tale of Socrates,\nthe king of fools, who became an infamous legend in his own time\n(well, sort of) because he didn’t know when to stop asking stupid\nquestions, waxing metaphorical, and endlessly cracking the same\nhandful of really bad lame jokes that made everyone groan and go\ncross-eyed. Since those dark early days when more ostentatious and\nbrazenly ignorant fools were commonly persecuted, tortured, and\nlynched at the first convenient opportunity, some claim they’ve\nbecome harder to find but, personally, I never have any problems\nfinding complete idiots wherever I go. Others say when the student is\nfoolishly prepared the master is rudely awakened, they end up in\nmental institutions, or some such crazy nonsense, however, in my own\nadmittedly worthless opinion, ignorant fools spout a lot of nonsense,\nwhich everybody should know already, or they’ve lived a very\nsheltered life indeed and become one themselves. Anyway, along with\ncountless other outlandishly unchained and unrestrained flamboyant\nclowns throughout history, the legend of Socrates with his normally\nquiet humble ignorant wisdom and virtue, stupid barroom jokes, and\npointless ignorant sacrifice for thankless ingrates and mindless mobs\neverywhere, ignominiously survives to this day enshrined for all\nposterity and posteriors in infamous holidays such as April Fool’s\nday, celebrated by the more socially ignorant and, often, just plain\nmore obnoxious sadistic assholes and repulsively lascivious\nmasochistic fools around the world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nlegend of Socrates is an absurd variation on the ancient potty humor\nfamily entertainment theme of the "Divine Fool" which\nattempts to tickle, cajole, or otherwise convince more gullible and\neasy to confuse and easy to please audiences into excitedly forking\nover all their money without thinking. Wackier and even more gullible\nstill fans eagerly anticipate being able to admire their favorite\nbatty actors playing characters more dim witted and off-the-wall then\nthemselves, while speculating endlessly about the next dreary\nmonotonous plots involving their favorite clueless and insane\ncharacters who never get some particular joke and, instead,\npredictably windup becoming the butt-end of jokes. As you might\nimagine, the jobs of the overworked slapstick actor, director, and\nwriter are extraordinarily demanding considering the average\nintelligence of the public at large. Their complex ignorant metaphors\nand cloyingly vague and provocative but, ultimately, utterly and\ncompletely meaningless and forgettable plots and scenarios lend\nthemselves to a genre perhaps best described by the basest of art\ncritics as “Ignorant Sock Puppet Peek-a-Boo Theater”\nwhich, of course, in addition to comedy, also lends itself to the\nusual obligatory existentialist angst and monist waffling about\nwhether it might happen to actually be low-budget horror, just really\nbad porn, or surreal adult potty humor. Although widely renowned for\nits often disturbing and just plain irritating qualities, ignorant\nsock puppet peek-a-boo theater can also support such marvelously\ncomplex metamorphic transformations and phase transitions as grace\nthe more intriguing and engrossing infantile classic tales of\nignorance such as, "The Ugly Duckling" and the\nunforgettable Three Stooges and Gonzo the Muppet classic, “Raised\nby Martian Chickens!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMany\nfools naively believe that, out of hubris, Socrates intentionally\nexploited his ignorant humor to promote the humility of being\nignorant and while, certainly, ignorance is about as humble as it\never gets, nevertheless, Will Rodgers the comedian purportedly once\ncomplained to his manager and friend that he could never tell just\nany stupid joke he wanted because audiences would only laugh at jokes\nloosely based on the stupid truth. Being an unpaid teacher who, oddly\nenough, enjoyed hearing people laugh insipidly and who some complete\nidiots foolishly assumed knew the stupid truth, Socrates was just a\nbig enough fool to believe that what ignorance requires most of\neveryone is the kind of blind obedience and unquestioning fanaticism\na complete lack of understanding and reactionary tendencies can\nproduce which, of course, can inspire anything from a new shampoo, to\na new school of comedy, to a nuclear missile guidance system, or even\nwidespread political chaos and panic in the streets. Inevitably\nanother less drunken fool, named Aristotle, invented the foundations\nof modern logic based on the ignorant teachings of Socrates and blew\nthe entire insane world’s mind so badly that two thousand years later\nmodern civilization is now prepared to blow up the entire planet, or\ndrive the entire world ecology over a cliff.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nsome ways, Aristotle’s logic was even more ignorant than that of\nSocrates which is why it became unbelievably popular, among not only\nthe mindless masses of peasants hanging out in bars but, also, among\nthe more unscrupulous who ignorantly made a living off other people’s\nignorance. The concerted worldwide efforts to find new and compelling\nways to casually or otherwise both conceal and\/or expose any kind of\nbelligerence and ignorance continues largely unabated to this day,\nblithely remorseless, utterly unforgiving and, all too often,\nabsolutely deplorable as they have always done since the dawn of\ntime. Baring the occasional random monkey wrench some demented fool\nthrows into all these unconscionable efforts just for fun, they\ncontinue largely unchallenged and quite socially acceptable in many\ncircles with the exception that, since Socrates and Aristotle, there\nhas been a cautious but steady growing interest among academia for\nsome of the more off the wall and socially unacceptable slapstick.\nNotably quantum indeterminacy remains utterly unfathomable,\ninscrutable, and indistinguishable from the void of anyone’s\nignorance and, additionally, no single type of logic has yet proven\nignorant enough to be capable of describing every stupid thing that\nidiots foolishly believed to exist and whatever they might mean by\n"existence" when talking about quantum mechanics these\ndays. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnywho,\nin the last century confused cunning linguists have erroneously,\nerogenously, androgynously, anthropomorphically, anxiously,\nignominiously, ignobly and, more often than not much to their\nchagrin, anonymously come to believe they’ve made significant\nprogress with ignorance with some now insisting they could establish\na science of the ignorant spoken word sometime this already\noutrageously slapstick century. If so, academia and the global\necology could be thrown into total disarray worldwide as enormous\nvolumes of accumulated hot air are suddenly ventilated without\nwarning and, one might imagine, upon such an occasion at long last\nwill be heard the loud sounds of hissing, farting, sighs of relief,\nand legions mumbling unintelligibly, while drooling and shuffling\ntheir feet, arguing over who is stinking up the room. At that point I\nwould likewise expect to hear renewed incoherent and inconsolable\nhowls of indignant protest, shock, pain, and outrage as well as the\nusual minor complaints about discomfort or whatever. Regardless of\nany negative impact on the countless innocent bystanders caught in\nthe middle of politicians, academics, and others fighting to overcome\nsuch formidable obstacles, it must be at least feebly remembered by\nan easily dismissed and overlooked vanishingly small, illiterate,\nrepulsive, mute, aging, crippled, powerless, impoverished, useless\nand, quite frankly, extremely unpopular if not blatantly, vehemently,\nand brazenly universally despised and systematically persecuted\nminority of complete and total idiots, you know the idiots I’m\ntalking about, those ignorant wiseguys who shall forever remain\nnameless, unnamed, anonymous, and otherwise unrecognized for unspoken\nand, perhaps, best entirely unknown and unknowable reasons who,\nnevertheless, must still upon rare occasions at least dimly and\ndistantly vaguely remember that these are merely ignorant tools for\nignorant authors of the most implausible vacuous and ignorant stories\nwho still depend solely upon their foolish readers remaining ignorant\nas always.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEvidence\nof just how expensive, traumatic, painful, and disruptive the looming\nsocial transition might be arose in 2008 when Alistair Clarke\npublished the first universal theory of humor thus, ironically,\nestablishing what could become the foundations for an objective\nempirical science of comedy based upon first principles. His account\nis deliberately dry, dry, dry even by academic standards, making it\ndifficult to ascertain the full comedic potential however, as far as\nI can tell, he has basically proposed that all of cognition itself\nevolved out of humor and the need for any complex organism to be\ncapable of detecting what is and is not likely to be complete and\nutterly laughable bullshit. We’ll just have to wait and see how\nsuccessful academics are at attempting to study lowbrow humor\nobjectively, but I suspect it will involve a great deal of elaborate,\nverbose, and obtuse slapstick, if seldom classic physical comedy.\nExactly how civilization has at long last achieved these lofty\nheights of intellectual Three Stooges slapstick is far deeper into\nthe messy crap than can be covered in merely one chapter without\nfirst donning an environmental hazard suit and a bullet proof vest,\nor moving into a cave. Nonetheless, it remains a very tempting target\nindeed for future investigations, once I’m certain I have the proper\nlaboratory and equipment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTotal\nFlaming Idiots<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/font>Supposedly\nlong, long ago in another land, that might be far, far away depending\non your zip-code, a senile librarian named Lao Tzu enjoyed just\nchilling out where she worked reading lots of really great books and\navoiding the worst of the incessant lowbrow slapstick, chaos, and\nnonstop mayhem of the Chinese Warring States Period. Eventually\nthough, she had lived long enough to read all the really good books\nand, craving a little real life adventure for a change, she climbed\nonto her much beloved enormous ox, affectionately named Tiny, and\ntogether they ambled off towards the west without the slightest clue\nas to where the road went, but she and Tiny were both going blind\nfrom old age and never bothered watching where they were going\nanyway. Somehow though, Tiny seemed to sense they were going on an\nadventure for a change and, in his usual understated manner,\nexcitedly wagged his tail. Sauntering down the road at a leisurely\npace they both blissfully smiled with their entire bodies and Lao Tzu\nstarted to quietly recite to herself and Tiny:<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHappy\nIdiots<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nvirtue can be its own reward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBumbling\ndown the road of life less traveled,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClueless\nas to how to best get from point A to B,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nhave clueless friends, we must first be clueless,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThus\nignorant virtue forever remains undeniable,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDespite\nany wackier cartoon logic that applies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nignorant wisdom is childishly knowing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nlike complete idiots we stop watching,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWherever,\nit is we think we might be going,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBusy,\ntalking on a cellphone or something,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nfoolish path, isn’t what it used to be,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nstrangely enough remains unchanged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverything\nblending into cloudy horizons,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nevery fork in the road looks the same,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForks,\nmultiplying out to infinity and beyond,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUncertain\nas to where the road begins and ends,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nExcitement,\nfollows our confusion and indecision,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanyone have a clue as to where the hell we are?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody actually know what the hell the time is?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody ever really care?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nis the happy idiot, supposedly in charge around here?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWish\nyou were here,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInstead\nof all of these other sorry clowns bumbling around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nme, myself, and I enjoy being happy idiots too,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nthere is no one alive who is youer than you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSurprisingly\nenough, for such a senile old bat, Lao Tzu seldom got into trouble\nand never bothered anyone which is why most preferred to overlook her\nmore eccentric habits such as sometimes being a little too early when\nshe was terribly late. Dimly aware that she knew perfectly well she\ncould always manage to remember something unless she stupidly forgot,\nnevertheless the complete buffoon would deliberately forget where she\nwas going yet, being ever the optimistic happy idiot the old gal\nremained steadfastly cavalier in her own naive silly way about any\nwrongful mistakes she might have made in the past or might possibly\nmake in the future. As far as she could tell, she was always equally\nclueless no matter where she ended up or what she did so it really\ndidn’t matter and there was, apparently, not much she could do about\nit anyway other than to keep trying to make the best of the\nsituation. Lazily traipsing down the road with Tiny on a sunny day\nshe gleefully embraced her ignorant wisdom with all the enthusiasm\nand reckless abandon of a child with a fabulously exciting new toy\nand, careful not to watch where she was going, Lao lazily stared up\nat the passing clouds or did anything other than blindly attempting\nto watch where she and Tiny were headed, only to be rudely startled\nsometime later.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIt\nwas a warm day and, having missed her nap, the gentle rocking and\nswaying of Tiny’s huge warm body beneath her caused Lao to drift off\ninto a stupor when, without warning, she inexplicably found herself\nflying through the air as the usually imperturbable Tiny bellowed in\nabject panic stricken terror and shot on ahead of her heedlessly\nstumbling and bumbling as fast as he could down the steep incline.\nLanding painfully on her butt, Lao was too startled to be frightened\nand, upon glancing back over her shoulder at the way they had come,\nwith her poor vision she could just make out a group of ferocious\nlooking bandits barreling down the path towards her and Tiny with\nmurderous intent in their eyes, while enthusiastically sharpening\ntheir long knives and shouting out to each other which parts of Tiny\nthey intended to eat first. Without being aware of getting to her\nfeet, Lao came to her senses again upon discovering herself making a\nmad dash down the path and quickly catching up with Tiny who had\nslowed down for her, at which point, she then cracked a sardonic grin\nat the sudden realization that she and Tiny had just discovered their\nvery first real life adventure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nthieves had naturally assumed they could quickly and easily dispense\nwith the frail appearing crone and, once she was out of the way,\ncatching and killing a fat old ox should present no serious\ndifficulties. What the bandits were unaware of was that both were in\nfar better shape for their age then anyone had a right to be thanks\nto modest living, a healthy diet, and plenty of sleep and exercise.\nDespite her apparently foolhardy flight down the steep path, Lao Tzu\nalways managed to land on her feet and keep right on going, thanks in\npart to also being a marvelous dancer and as light on her feet as\nthey come. Men loved to cut a rug with the shy old dame, but talking\nto her presented more of a challenge for them which is why she never\nmarried. Anyway, the bandits erroneously assumed she must already\nknow the path extremely well and attempted to follow in her footsteps\nonly to painfully slip, trip, and tumble repeatedly cussing like\ndrunken sailors the entire way. Lao couldn’t restrain herself from\nbraying like a jack ass over her shoulder at the more inept antics of\nthe bungling murderous thieves awkwardly tripping over their own two\nfeet and sometimes colliding with each other head on, nevertheless,\nshe immediately felt ashamed at herself for not feeling more sympathy\nfor their plight. She tried to apologize yelling back at them to\nexplain that her feet were just so light they had no clue where the\nhell they were going, so it was impossible for even her to follow in\nher own footsteps.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\neveryone eventually slowed down at the same time to catch their\nbreaths a panicked look overcame Lao who began frantically searching\nall around her on the path in front of her as if she had lost\nsomething. Finally appearing to have capitulated and relinquished her\nsearch, she shrugged her shoulders and shouted back at the bandits,\n"If you find another stupid fork in the road you can have it"\nand, with that, like an excited jack rabbit she hurled herself down\nthe path once again with a big grin on her face. Glancing back over\nher shoulder a moment later she noticed that, curiously, all the\nrobbers had given up their chase and were now mindlessly searching\nthe ground in front of them like so many cattle hunting for food.\nSighing with regret that they had abandoned their thrilling game of\nfollow the leader, Lao caught up to Tiny and the two continued on\ntheir way still too ignorant to be less than blissfully content, if\nless enthusiastic now that all the excitement from their first real\nlife adventure was over.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnother\nconsummate fool who happened to live in the area, Chuang Tzu, was so\ndelusional and had wasted so much time daydreaming and playing with\nhis sock puppets he came to believe his own bullshit fantasies and\nhad begun to convince himself that, in reality, he might actually be\na butterfly because he thought their wings looked pretty. Oooooh\nShiny! Dancing in circles the senile old fool would frantically lick\nflowers with his tongue, while leaping into the air and waving his\nsock puppets around as if he were a butterfly fluttering in the wind.\nThe brainless to begin with, and now sadly misguided, senile old coot\nhad become desperate to discover if he and his sock puppets could\ntell what it feels like to be a butterfly and, thus, settle the\ncockamamie issue once and for all. It was while running in circles\nscreaming and shouting and leaping into the air in delight that,\npredictably and without warning, Chuang Tzu tripped over his own two\nfeet and found himself flat on his back covered in dirt, scratches,\nand pollen with, of course, the kind face of Lao staring down at him\ndumbfounded, while tilting her head from side to side and blinking\nlike an owl in nearsighted bewilderment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLao\nwas flabbergasted to discover that playing with sock puppets could be\nso dangerous, nevertheless, she was still simple minded enough to\nalways enjoy lending a hand if she could and, not being intimidated\nby either sock puppets or butterflies, she quickly volunteered to\nassist with any especially large, obstinate, vicious, sneaky\ninvisible, or otherwise tricky to capture butterflies. When she then\nchose to elaborate explaining that she was already looking for stupid\nforks in the road and it wouldn’t be any bother to look for pretty\nbutterflies as well, without thinking, Chuang Tzu stopped crying and\nhis sock puppets burst into the air above his prone body blurting out\nthat none of them had seen any stupid forks, knives, chop sticks, or\nany other eating or cooking utensils on or off to the side of the\nroad. Feeling embarrassed at having exposed the fact it was exciting\nfor him to actually know the answer to something for a change, Chuang\nbegan distractedly sucking on the thumb of one of his sock puppets,\nwhile idly examining his butterfly net to hide his discomfort.\nQuickly composing himself as best he could, he then causally inquired\nas to how one might go about looking for all these stupid forks in\nthe road anyway and what one might look for exactly. Lao’s\nwandering tongue seemed to sometimes have a mind of its own and,\nbeing likewise sensitive about others often considering her rather\ninept and childish, taking a deep breath she just as nonchalantly\ninformed Chuang that all he had to do was stop watching where he was\ngoing. After a rapid fire consultation with his sock puppets, Chuang\nTzu then turned to Lao and confidently announced that they all agreed\nthey were experts at being good for nothing and never having a clue\nwhere they were going much less ever paying serious attention to\nanything and suspected they might actually be really good at not\nwatching where the hell they were going too.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nperhaps the first time in their lives it turned out the sock puppets\nand Chuang were correct and they were all fantastically adept at not\nwatching where they were going. They found so many identical forks in\nthe road so fast, without getting hurt once, and had such great fun\nin the process that they lost all interest in chasing after\nbutterflies and, in their rather sloppy and over-exuberant way,\nprofusely thanked Lao Tzu licking pollen off her hands and face, all\nthe while insisting on giving her the butterfly net as a gift.\nSurprised and caught off balance with all the sudden attention, Lao\nblushed and modestly protested that she didn’t deserve the butterfly\nnet because she didn’t do anything special and never intended for her\npersonal quest to find forks in the road to be helpful to anyone\nelse. Refusing to accept no for an answer, the sock puppets insisted\nshe accept the butterfly net as a gift of gratitude for their new\nfriendship. Both became so grateful and excited at the sudden\nrealization of their newfound clueless friendship they immediately\nclasped arms and socks and began spinning wildly in circles yelling\nin delight like little children until they finally all fell down in a\ndizzy tangle, all out of breath, with the sock puppets panting\nespecially hard being unused to all the exertion. Finally catching\ntheir breath, the sock puppets chose that very moment to once again\nleap into the air from their prone position on the ground shouting\nout to the world, "Ignorant virtue is its own reward, to have\nclueless friends you must first be clueless!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBefore\nlong the sock puppets were once again busily distracting each other\nenthusiastically discussing their new hobby of searching for forks in\nthe road when, being careful not to interrupt, Lao and Tiny both\nquietly said their goodbyes and resumed sauntering down the path\nallowing their feet to find the way, while careful to not watch where\nthey were going. After a little awhile, the two came across a palace\nsoldier standing guard at the gate to the kingdom’s outer wall. The\nsoldier was bored and grumpy and, knowing Lao’s reputation,\nsardonically inquired as to how on earth Lao believed she was ever\ngoing to get anywhere outside the kingdom riding a blind ox around\nplaces they’ve never been before when she always refused to watch\nwhere the hell she was going. Puzzled by the strange question Lao\njust shrugged her shoulders and admitted she hadn’t a clue, whereupon\nthe gate guard laughed hysterically in her face and rudely mocked\nher. With some effort the guard eventually regained his\nself-discipline and, composing himself, proudly puffed up his chest\nand sternly admonished Lao shaking his head in negation while\nostentatiously wagging his finger under her nose and direly inquiring\nas to what the damned fool planned to do if she ran into trouble.\nWhich, just happened to be one question Lao Tzu actually knew the\nanswer to and she enthusiastically replied:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nCartoon\nLogic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhen\nin trouble, when in doubt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRun\nin circles, scream and shout!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut\nif that doesn’t work keep trying to figure it out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nlaugh at any punch lines the truth will come out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaugh\nand find out, what it means to laugh yet again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nyou can decide who you may want to become,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughter\nbeing infectious you may infect almost anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSome\njokes can be priceless when encouraged to be obtuse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSooner\nor later, we all fall down:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAvoid\nlanding hard, on your butt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBreaking\nyour tail-bone just hurts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEither\nhumbled on your own knees;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr,\nrolling on the ground hysterical!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing,\ncompletely out of control!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nyour ass off at everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAt\nlast having gotten the punch line!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAt\nlast becoming who you wish to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAt\nlast discovering who you really are.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n \n<\/p>\n\n\tUpon\nfinishing reciting her poem the officious guard’s jaw dropped, his\neyes glazed over, and without another word he opened the gate, while\nlowering his head and shaking it in resignation, sighing to himself,\nand muttering that, perhaps, it was all for the best. As she rode\npast him Lao offered the butterfly net now filled with flowers to the\nguard hoping it might improve his mood and he might forgive her\nfoolishness, wistfully adding that nobody had ever caught anything\nwith it and suggesting maybe he would have better luck trying to use\nit as it a dream catcher instead. Staring blankly back and forth at\nthe butterfly net in his hands and the enthusiastic hopeful\nexpression on her face, while his jaw dropped open even further, the\nnormally demonstrative guard was rendered speechless, yet his heart\nmelted as he recognized the innocent child-like virtue and sincere\ngood will and respect he beheld. Suddenly feeling remorse for how he\nhad treated her, he contritely thanked her for the gift and wished\nthem well on their journey as he watched Lao and Tiny slowly plod off\ninto the sunset never to return to the library again. Closing the\ngate behind them the guard quietly said a prayer for the two, despite\nsomehow feeling certain they would both be just fine. Some say\nbecause she always refused to watch where she was going Lao never\ndied, never became bored, and can still be found bumbling down the\nodd path with Tiny by anyone steadfastly refusing to watch where they\nare going.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nYogi\nBerra Yoda Bullshit Kung Fu, 101a<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Sociology 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tYa Gotta Know When To Either\nFucking Duck Or Run! Only then may you become Enlightened,\nGrasshopper and, also, Know When To Hold Em, Know When To Fold Em,\nAnd Know When To Run Faster! Einstein said time dilation in\nrelativity is similar to whether you have your hand on a hot\nwoodstove, or a hot date, and the ability to accelerate, and move\nfaster, can be crucial at times, but begins with knowing when to\neither fucking duck or run.<br\/>\n\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Psychology 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tKick it if it doesn’t work,\ndon’t fix it if it ain’t broke and, when in trouble, when in doubt,\nrun in circles, screaming and shouting! Just For Fun, If Nothing\nElse! This is known as Sociology 101a, for toddlers. In psychology,\nits the stupid shit that always gets you. So, Keep It Simple\nStupid!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Metaphysics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tMetaphysics are a metaphysical\npipe-dream, cooked up by metaphysicians, smoking crack in their\nbasement! When everyone knows damn well, the best toys are all in the\nattic!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIntroduction\nTo "Bullshit Kung Fu 101a"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\tCrap\nfalls from the sky, rolls downhill, and always collects at the\nbottom. When the bullshit flies in every damn direction, its too late\nto master sociology 101. Those of you with no intonation whatsoever,\nare advised to join the Marching Band, the rest, the Debate Team.\nSome of you may have seen me in the movies, and heard me talking like\na three year old, that doesn’t know anything about grammar, but I\nonly play an idiot on the boob tube, and have to dumb it down for my\naudience, who all think I’m some kind of genius.<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tIts a\nliving, while teaching isn’t, just ask Socrates and\nGalileo.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Epistemology 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tOutside of the box, there is\nno spoon, how can you eat your pudding without a spoon! Think Not\nOutside Of The Box! Just Eat Your Damn Pudding!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Ignorant Wisdom 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThe Bullshit That Can Be\nSpoken Of Is Not The Enduring Bullshit. Just ask your English\nteacher.<br\/>\n\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Ignorant Virtue 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tStupid Is As Stupid Does!\nOr, Stupid Would Know Better! And, Be Just A Little Too Smart For\nTheir Own Britches! Ignorant Virtue Is Its Own Reward: Or,\nElse!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: The Wisdom Of Collective Ignorance 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tIf you\ndon’t even know when nobody knows a damned thing, its a problem: You\nAre The Problem Dummy!<br\/>\n\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Ontology 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tEverywhere You Go, There You Are!\nWhile, Deja Vu Is For Historians.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<a name=\"__recording_6466126049\"><\/a>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Government 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAfter centuries of dedicated,\ninternational, cross-disciplinary efforts, nobody has ever found the\nslightest bit of evidence, that there ever was anybody in charge\naround here!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: History 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tHistory is for people who live in\nthe past. Be Here Now! Or, Fail My Class!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Quantum Mechanics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tYour theory is stupid,\nbut not stupid enough!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Relativity 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tLets Do The Time Warp\nAgain!<br\/>\n\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Thermodynamics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThe Hot Tub Is Getting Too\nHot!<br\/>\n\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Organic Chemistry 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThose who can always do,\nthe rest, do their own damn homework, and study Organic\nChemistry.<br\/>\n\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Economics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tWhen your money takes on a life\nof its own, using double ledgers can’t save you but, sometimes, Vegas\ncan!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Philosophy 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThose who get the punch lines\nmore often, are philosophical clowns!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<a name=\"__recording_6466177690\"><\/a>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Mathematics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tWhen the numeral zero is\nconsidered worthless, yet can be used as a place-maker and, somehow,\nis both a real and imaginary number, numerology is never a\nproblem.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: The Fine Art Of Anarchistic Facilitation 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tWhen\nyou know damned well, there’s never been anybody in charge around\nhere, harmony neither acts nor reasons, as we dance delightfully\nbetween invisible moonbeams! Somehow knowing, without knowing if we\nactually know a damn thing! Sometimes, doing nothing, absolutely\nnothing whatsoever, is the best damn decision you could have ever\nmade!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Yogi Berra Yoda Mental Judo And Aikido 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tLife\nIs Not A Box Of Chocolates! Whatever You Do, Don’t Drink The\nCool-Aid!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Cunning Linguistics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tSet Your Bullshit Free!\nAnd, See If It Comes Back To Haunt You! Go Ahead, Just Try Me! You\nWill Learn To Master, Your Lame Excuse For Professional Wrestling\nSmack Talk! We Meet At Last! Our Circle Jerk Is Complete: I AM YOUR\nFATHER!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nDude Himself, Was Hung Over.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<a name=\"__recording_6466386866\"><\/a>\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Civics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tA civil society relies upon\neveryone, occasionally, sharing their words and playing nice. If you\nare in this class, it is because you have not paid your bill! And,\nneed to learn how to share.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Physical Education 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThe Truth Only Hurts For\nA Reason! While, How Hard The Ground Is Whenever You Fall, Is Usually\nUp To You! Therefore, a comprehensive physical education requires the\nlights to not only be on, but somebody has to be home! What types of\nphysical education are appropriate to the individual, depends on how\nwell they happen to know themselves, and can refrain from killing\neach other.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Sex Education 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tIf you want a long and\nsatisfying sex life, never teach sex education! Or, anything for that\nmatter! And, of course: Avoid The Dude Like The\nPlague!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Hygiene 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tYou Stink! You Are Pathetic! Shower\nMore Often! Use Soap! Change Your Diet! At Least Have The Courtesy To\nVacate The Room, Alone! Try To Exercise The Slightest Bit Of\nRestraint! Hygiene Class Is Next Door To The Humanities! Show At\nLeast A Little Dignity And Compassion For Your Fellow Man!<br\/>\n\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Humanities 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tHumanities is in the category\nof, ah, the humanities, while the UN has announced that there’s\nnobody in charge around here! So, its safe to assume, the Humanities\nare about to be sold to the highest bidder! Which, is technobabble\nfor, "The Lowest Common Denominator!" Something, The Dude\nhimself is intimately familiar with.<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThe Hygiene Class\nMay Have To Hire Substitute Teachers! Civics, could get interesting.\nNow, I know why everyone wants to work from home. Ordinarily, I’m a\npeople kind of guy, just ask my mother! The other day, I walked into\na bank, and they told me they’d have to arrest me, if I didn’t wear a\nmask! They had a full-time psychologist on staff, for anyone making\nthe minimum ten million dollar deposit, and wanted to ensure any cash\nin their bank accounts, remained healthy!<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAnywho, If\nanyone is interested in buying our Humanities course, we will be\nholding a silent auction, in the auditorium. The only people who will\ncensor you, is the republican party, who are coming next week, to go\nthrough the library. They already know the Dewy-Decimal\nsystem.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Library Science 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tLibraries are historical\ninstitutions, and there are still children’s museums all over the\ncountry, you can visit, for free! Frequently, filled with homeless\npeople, but the real libraries have all been sold to Amazon.com.\nWhich moved next door to the Pentagon, in Crystal City. In order to\nmake it easier for the republican party, to censor everything. And,\navoid having to lynch Big Bird, and burn down all our libraries! So,\nBuy American, From Amazon, And Support The Republican Party Censoring\nEveryone, without burning everything to the ground, or killing\nanyone. Half the population insists the government and corporations\nthey call evil, must lie to them for their own protection, so its\nonly prudent.<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tBut, Let The Bullshit Fly, In Every Damn\nDirection! For As Yea Sow, So Shall Yea Reap!<br\/>\nMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<a name=\"__recording_6466455888\"><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Announcements<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Spring\nBreak Has Been Canceled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tDue\nTo Global Warming, Environmental Destruction, And WWIII, all\nremaining extremely popular with the banks, who are struggling, in\npoverty, to earn a living. Therefore, Spring Break Has Been Canceled,\nForever. The CDC has now issued a warning, not to drink the water, or\nbreath the air. In response, the American Mental Health Association\nclaims that we should stop listening to all their dire warnings on\nTV, because our TVs and cellphones are now killing us in record\nnumbers. But, they leave the final decision up to the republican\nparty, and the Supreme Court, who are still busy right now\nprosecuting Donald Duck.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Geography 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tIn the middle of a desert plain,\nthe earth looks flat, from higher up, it doesn’t. In order to study\ngeography, you must go to the mountain! Its not going to come to you,\nand room service doesn’t keep any in stock, but you may yet discover,\nfor yourself, where in the world is Dora! Or, the nearest Chucky\nCheese. Of course, men often hate my geography class, because I\nalways remind them, wherever you go, there’s a gas station. Of\ncourse, at some gas stations you can buy a post card from the edge,\nyou know, one with a satellite photograph of the earth, from high\norbit and, maybe, wish you here.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Logistics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tMastering Sociology 101a first,\nis a requirement for this course, and Band Members are not allowed to\ntake this course but, its a long, safe, walk from Hygiene class and\nthe Humanities. Next to the Library.<br\/>\n\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Neurology 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAfter forty years of extensive\nstudies, neurologists concluded, our neurons organize like chickens,\nand so does the republican party. Worse still, a Game Theorist proved\nthat, if the human mind and brain had ever remotely resembled\nanything like reality, we would already be an extinct species.\nLikewise, other studies have indicated that intelligence has been\nvastly over-rated, by academia in particular, and AI is the future.\nBecause, of course, there never was any intelligent life around\nhere!<br\/>\n\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Game Theory 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAny clowns who believe life is\njust a game, will receive a thorough credit check, For Free!\nBackground checks, cost extra.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Home Economics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tFour walls surround a\nhearth, because of the doors, we may hold a fire drill. The Cafeteria\nis now accepting food stamps, for any food that isn’t cooked, which\nyou can bring here! But, faculty gets first dibs! We’re trying to get\nmore creative, with our budget!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Art 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tRather than eliminating our\ncomprehensive arts program altogether, we have decided to combine it\nwith Sociology 101a, and ask that people refrain from eating the\ncrayons and play dough, Or Else! We’ll Take Them Away From\nYou!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Now And Zen Everywhen 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThat Was Zen, This Is\nNow! Everywhen! But, Now And Again, Everywhen, Has A Zen Moment.\nWhich Is Why, We Can Always Do The Time Warp Again! Because The Zen\nAre Already Warped! Everything, Everywhere, Everywhen, EveryZen, All\nOver Again! Michele Yo can do a song and dance! Jackie Chan Can Make\nAnyone Laugh! When He Breaks His Tailbone, Yet Again!<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tLet’s\nDo The Time Warp Again! Its Just A Step To The\nLeft…<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Fractal Geometry 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAnything that has no\nshape, does not exist.<br\/>\n\tAnything that copies a shape,\nexists.<br\/>\n\tAnything that has too much shape, should not exist!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\tAnything\nthat is out of shape, is shapeless.<br\/>\n\tAnything That Is Copied\nFrom One Another, Will Automatically Receive An "F"!<br\/>\n\tPass\nYour Test Papers forward!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Chaos Theory 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tIf quanta were entirely\nrandom, quantum mechanics would consist of useless mathematics. If\nthey were perfectly orderly, their mathematicians and physicists\nwould all be worthless statisticians. Chaos Theory assumes that\ncalling quanta "random", Ain’t Nothin’ But A Random\nStatistical Label! When Ya Gotta Have Something, If Ya Wanna Dance\nWith Me!<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tGo Ahead, Take Your Best Shot… I’m From\nMissouri Myself, The "Show Me" State, On My Mother’s Side!\nFrom Time To Time, A Little Chaos Is Just What The Good Dr Ordered!\nDr Who That Is, He Wants To Pay Horton A Visit!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Management 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThose Who Can Do, The Rest\nManage, OR NOT! Its The Simple Shit, That Always Gets You! So, Keep\nIt Simple Stupid! Or, Things Can Get Just A Little Too Interesting,\nWay Too Fast!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Singularity Physics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEverywhere\nYou Go In A Singularity, There You Are! Get Over It Already! Don’t\nMake Me Repeat Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: White Hole Physics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEveryone\nwho has ever had experience, with real estate agents, knows damned\nwell, what Black Holes are like. White Holes, are over-priced White\nElephants, often sold by seven wiseguys, all pretending to be blind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Nonlinear Temporal Dynamics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBing,\nBing, Bing… Bong, Bong, Bong…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Linear Temporal Dynamics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThink\nNot Outside Of The Box! Its A Train Wreak In Motion! Instead,\nPractice Your Nonlinear Temporal Dynamics! And, Pray, If You Believe\nIn A Higher Power!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Alcohol And Substance Abuse 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHello,\nmy name is Yoda, and I really wanted to be an alcoholic, I think,\nanyway I’m pretty sure I tried, but I kept blacking out. So, I\ndecided to blow up my fucking TV, and get out of the house more\noften. The Yellow Pages suck for finding people who want to talk! So,\nI went to AA and NA meetings instead. They have Free Coffee! If they\ndon’t have the good stuff, just go another meeting. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBridge\nClubs Rule! Black Outs Suck! Or, So They Tell Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Enlightenment 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tClarity\nCan Be A Discerning Detail, But Only If You Paid Your Electric Bill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Evolution 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSome\nDays, You Get The Bear And, Sometimes, The Bear Gets You! Think Not\nOutside Of The Box! All The Evidence Indicates That Your Brain Did\nNot Evolve For Thinking, Stupid! But, For Running! While, Watching\nWhere The Hell You’re Going! The Best Way To Increase Your IQ, Is\nTake Up Jogging.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\tHuh,\nhuh, huh, huh, I’m Hunting Wabbit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Medicine 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHypocrites\nSet The Standard, For The Entire Medical Profession, When He Urged\nPhysicians Everywhere To, "Do No Harm". To Instead, Wipe\nPeople’s Asses Gently, And Ensure They Dig The Shitter Downwind, And\nAway From Any Water They Drink! But, He Couldn’t Prevent The Idiots\nFrom Gibbering Complete Nonsense! While, Injuring Themselves And Each\nOther Repeatedly, Imitating Professional Wrestling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Statistics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYogi\nBerra Was A Baseball Player, Who Was Way Far Out In Left, When He Ran\nIn One Day, Excitedly Shouting Out His Latest And Greatest Discovery!\nThat, 90% Of Baseball Is Half-Mental! And, Was Immediately Signed Up\nBy The Kentucky Fried Chicken Franchise! Proving that, Sometimes, It\nReally Does Pay, To Over Estimate The Value Of Any Statistics, And\nWannabe Statisticians!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\tMass\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Civil Rights 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nYou Are Not Civil, I Will Give You My Right Hook!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Equal Rights 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBilly\nJean King Defined Equal Rights, For A Generation Of Young Women! By\nMaking A Shitload Of Money! Off Some Poor Slob, She Embarrassed The\nHell Out Of, Who Only Thought He Knew How To Play Tennis! When She\nSuckered Him Into Giving A Live Performance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\tTennis\nAnyone?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Calculus 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nAsymptote That Can Be Spoken Of, Is Not The True Asymptote! Its A\nCheap Imitation You Can Buy Online, At Amazon.com! They censor all\ntheir books, like everyone else so, Get Over It Already!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Algebra 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nYou Are In This Class, It Is Because, You Are All Grade "A"\nMaterial! And, I Expect Nothing Less From All Of You, Than An "A!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Spanish 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOn\nOur Field-Trip To Tijuana, Try To Stay Together, And Remember The\nPhrase, "Donde Esta El Bano!" The local shops and\nrestaurants have requested it. They enjoy comparing foreign\naccidents, and love a good challenge! If You Want A Discount, Use The\nSecret Phrase, That I Just Gave You, And Ask For Cheech And Chong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Glee Club 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t"Don’t\nWorry, Be Happy! Fart, And Be Happy! Happy Campers You Are, Happy\nCampers You Shall Always Be! Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy! Fart, And Be\nHappy Campers!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: International Politics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nare prepared to sell this class at the silent auction, along with the\nHumanities as, currently, just not worth anyone’s time. Anymore than\ndomestic politics, or watching the boob tube. You Get The Politics\nYou Can Afford! While, only the top 1% can afford anything remotely\nlike politics, these days! If the price goes up any higher, the only\npeople who will be able to afford politics, will live in orbit! Or,\nOn Mars! Even the UN suddenly agrees, There’s Nobody In Charge Around\nHere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Grammar 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\ndecided to try a little experiment, just to see what happens, and\nteach two different grammars! You Are Our Grade "A"\nExperimental Test Subjects! And, I expect to get an "A" out\nof all of you! Ebonics never caught on, so we’re trying to be more\ncreative, especially with our budgets. Since none of you even knows\nhow to use a stupid dictionary, this could take awhile. Please, try\nto be patient with us, we are trying ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Debate Team 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nDebate Team Expects Nothing Less Than Razor Sharp Minds And Words,\nOut Of Each And Every One Of You! But, Freedom Of Speech Begins With\nOwning Your Own Words! So, Shut The Fuck Up! And, Repeat After Me,\nPete And Repeat! "Yosa Massa Yoda, You The Boss! What You Want\nBoss?"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Detention 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nof you are free to go, but be sure your slips are signed before you\nleave. Except for you two: Pete And Repeat! The Only Two People In\nHistory, To Ever Fail Detention, Repeatedly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Cafeteria Science 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\nCafeteria is still open, if anyone’s interested but, due to budget\ncuts, all we have left are Fruity Pebbles, and a delicious assortment\nof jelly beans. Even if they’re stale. A reminder, that you can\npurchase uncooked food, from the cafeteria, using food stamps! And,\ncook them, in Home Economics! On Sale Today, Its Shake-N-Bake! And,\nWe Helped Ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnother\nreminder, to clean up after yourselves, Or: Eat Fruity Pebbles and\nStale Jelly Beans! We Wouldn’t Want Anyone To Go Hungry! Now Would\nWe! We Wouldn’t Even Be Doing All Of This, If It Were Not For The\nEndless Food Fights! Get A Life People, Preferably One Of Your Own!\nThey’re Giving Them Away For Free, At Chuckie Cheese!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Marketing 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThis\nMarketing class has been canceled, due to the guy teaching it,\nfrankly, being full of crap. His Bullshit Kung Fu Was Just Not Doing\nThe Job, nor did his resume cut the mustard. But, I heard he got\nanother job, selling insurance. To little old ladies! So, everything\nworked out in the end and, he says, he’s going into politics next,\nand assures us that we’ll never see him again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Computer Science 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nvast majority, of computers today, are Von Neumann Machines, based on\nthe principle of GIGO, or garbage in, garbage out! This describes a\ngarbage can, and the geometry of the garbage can, and the garbage\nitself, can be crucial, and present a serious fire hazard,\nespecially, when used for oily rags online! In contrast, analog\ndevices are all based on the principle that crap rolls downhill, and\ncan take forever to get there, without a little help! Since someone\nkeeps shoveling crap into the machine, Three Stooges Logic always\napplies, and the trick is to see just how fast you can encourage the\ncrap, to Hit Rock Bottom, On The Vaudeville Stage And Theater!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSo,\nTake Your Pick, More Garbage, Or Three Stooges Slapstick? Of Course,\nThere Are Countless Inbred Hybrid Designs To Choose From As Well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Environmental Sciences 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nhave decided to put this class up for auction as well, along with the\nothers. After talking to physicists, and other scientists, frequently\non a daily basis, for many decades, they all told me to: "Shut\nThe Fuck Up!" And, censored me or, "Shut The Fuck Up"\nthemselves, and never talked to me again. One scientist asked me what\ncan be done to Save Humanity! From the endless list of man-made\ncatastrophes, and I angrily suggested he find out who is teaching all\nthese idiots, how to destroy the planet faster! Of course, he never\nspoke to me again. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey’re\nso incompetent, that they frequently cannot teach a child how to use\na dictionary, if their lives depended on it. Call Me Brain Damaged!\nBut, Either The Right Hand Knows What The Left One Is Doing, Or We’re\nAll Screwed! ALL EIGHT BILLION OF US! Personally, I have better\nthings to do with my time, then waste it talking to complete idiots,\nHellbent On Destroying The Entire Planet! The bullshit that never\nflew before, still can’t get off the ground, and sinks right through\nthe floor! A Rose Is A Rose, By Any Other Name! And, A Pile Of Crap A\nMile Long, Doth Smell Every Bit As Bad! Even, In Latin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nBest Thing For The Environment, If You Want My Opinion, Is If\nEveryone Stopped Talking To Academics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Artificial Intelligence 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnalog\nLogic happens to be Taboo in academia, making Academic Artificial\nIntelligence a complete oxymoron, and all of their AI schizophrenic.\nThey’re still using Shannon Entropy to design them, when its already\nproven to be wrong, and the idiots are so contentious, they don’t\neven know how to share their words, and play nice. So, I did a\ncomplete end-run around academia, rewriting the book on Artificial\nIntelligence, as entirely meaningless, unless the lights are not only\non, but somebody is actually home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\nPattern Matching, to amplify the Quantum Observer Effect, and\nautomate the Truth itself, as an "Information Singularity."\nDream Weaver, Tar Baby, Extra Sticky Fingers, Gonna Getcha! If you\nrefuse to share your words and play nice, On Mama Nature’s\nPlayground! You didn’t think you could get away with it, Did You!\nBelieve it or not, Mama Nature is a personal friend of mine! While,\nAll Of Your Friends Are Destroying The Planet! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThere’s\nonly about 350 million people who know the math I’m using! And, ITS\nNO LESS THAN 12,000 YEARS OLD! Academics are stealing it from us!\nBecause they don’t know the math! Guess What? Not Everybody Who Knows\nThis Math Is An Insane Teacher! And, They’re Frequently Better\nStudents Of Mama Nature! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nmay not always know the truth, but I know a line of crap a mile long\nwhen I hear it! And, am all too familiar with the more Enormous\nCircle Jerks On The Planet! The Lorax Asked Who Speaks For The Trees?\nI DO DAMMIT! Trust me, or not, you will live to regret your choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Instant Karma 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYogi\nBerra was a baseball player of little brain, but even he knew damned\nwell, If Ya Don’t Know Where Your Goin’, You Might Already Be There!\nBe Here Now! Be Beautiful Like Jimi On Guitar! OR, ELSE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Dharma 101a Special Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nDharma That Can Be Spoken Of, Is Worthless Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Communications 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nNobody’s Listening, Shut The Fuck Up! Gentlemen, What We Have Hear,\nIs A Failure To Communicate! Read My Lips! Learn How To Use A\nDictionary! Let Me Be More Blunt: Share Your Words, And Play Nice, OR\nELSE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Rocket Science 101a Special Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nTheir Infinite, Innocent, Infantile Wisdom, From High Above Any\nExisting Lofty Ivory Tower, NASA Rocket Scientists Have Graced Us,\nWith Yet Another Press Release! Blaming Everyone In The World, For\nRefusing To Listen, To Their Repeated Dire Warnings For, GLOBAL\nWARMING! Anonymous Sources Have Been Quoted As Saying, "None Of\nYou Idiots Can Even Use A Stupid Dictionary, But We Decided To Warn\nYou Anyway! Shame On You!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Brain Surgery 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDue\nTo His Laboratory Unexpectedly Burning To The Ground! Dr Frankenstein\nhas announced his intention to move to Australia, with the insurance\nmoney, and hopes to avoid, Burning Down The House Again! Instead, he\nwants to experiment on live monkeys instead, as much safer. Many\nsympathize with his sudden tragic loss, and wish him nothing but good\nfortune in Australia. His work is invaluable to the medical\nprofession, and his selfless ambition is nothing less, than to\nproduce immortality for everyone! By, merely transplanting the head\nof one monkey, onto the body of another! He also hopes to produce,\nhis own version of, "Planet Of The Apes!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDr\nFrankenstein is a well known animal rights activist: HE EVEN EATS\nVEGAN! And, is extremely health conscious, while still pumping iron\nfor his Professional Wrestling Debus. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Mental Health 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nAn Insane World, Sanity Is Flat-Out Impossible! So, Get Over It\nAlready! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nCarl\nRogers Was Mr Rogers! Get Over It Already!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Illegal Aliens 101a For Newbies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\npolice have asked us to request illegal aliens, stop trying to bribe\nthem! Normally, I don’t speak for the cops, but they say you can’t\nafford them, and its getting embarrassing. They are not Professional\nWrestlers, nor do they work for the Cartels, and to please try to\nshow just a little more respect for the law! You would think its a\nfree country! You guys don’t even know how to bribe cops! You have to\nbribe City Hall first! You simply cannot afford City Hall! Why in the\nHell do you think you’re here in the US in the first place!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Abject Stupidity 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFrankly,\nPete and Repeat! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nWe\nInvented This Class, Just For The Two Of You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nthought long and hard about it…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGo\nSee The School Nurse! Oh, I Am The School Nurse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBendover\nand assume the position!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwant to know just how hot you get!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\ninsurance, only covers so much!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOtherwise,\nI’d take you out back of the school!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\ntwo of you are so lame, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nI\ncould fight you both with one hand tied behind my back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwould hand you over to the cops,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nyou wouldn’t last a day in a drunk tank!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nCount Your Blessings, And Bendover, And Assume the Position!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Global Warming 101a…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nare trying our best to use fewer electrons, hoping to combat Global\nWarming but, ever since our computers fried in the heat, from the\nfire, and shutting off the air-conditioner would be suicide, we’re\nasking for suggestions. Any concerning how to deal with Global\nWarming. Magic Crystals, whatever ya got. We already tried "Magic\nSea Horses", and they were delicious, but wild, and now an\nendangered species, like the rest of us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlgae\nappear to be the future, on the lunch menu that is, and we’re\nbeginning to get desperate. Some are suggesting we call it, "Soylant\nGreen" while, others, are suggesting we "Eat The Rich",\nbut nobody I know can afford to eat rich food, much less, the rich!\nAnd, eating each other, is a good way to get yourself killed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Numerology 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nLets\ngo by the numbers, just for once, shall we? And, go over these\nnumbers one at a time, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nPete\nAnd Repeat! One Plus One, Equals Two! I want to make damn straight\nsure you actually comprehend! All The MATH You Have Copied, Off Other\nPeople’s Papers! AND, ALL THE NUMEROLOGY YOU ADDED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Anarchism 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nleave the room for thirty seconds, and all HELL breaks loose! Where’s\nMother Jones With Her Broom When You Need Her! The only other person\nI know of, who refused to labeled a "Political-Anarchist!"\nBecause, of course, she knew how to share her words and play nice!\nAnd, knew damned well, EXACTLY WHO DIDN’T! SOME, BY FIRST NAME! You\nguys are living in the Matrix! With Elon Musk! Already, somewhere on\nMars! Next, you’ll be demanding a "Twitter Class" For\nComplete Twits! Jerry’s Kids, For Twitter Twits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Agricultural Science 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tContributing\nto Global Warming and Environmental Destruction is for commercial\nagriculture! And, NOT ACCEPTABLE IN THIS SCHOOL! NOR, IS BURNING DOWN\nTHE HOUSE! While, agriculture is a touchy subject right now! When the\nslightest sparks can ignite a forest fire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Animal Husbandry 101a For Newbies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\nofficial, all the animals are dying. ALL OF THEM. Soon, there may no\nlonger be even enough fish in the sea. So, we canceled this class,\nbut the Pet Store still sells gerbils. Dr Strangelove is working on\nproducing genetically engineered Star Trek Tribbles! Of course, the\nproblem is, they don’t prevent you from dying, so Klingons hate them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Time Travel 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThis\nis most certainly NOT! Back To The Future! Your skateboards are not\n"hoverboards!" I love a good skateboard as much as anyone!\nWith real trucks and real wheels! BIG WHEELS! But, if you only care\nabout skating through life, make it at least count for something!\nOther than, killing yourselves, or unwary passing pedestrians! I\nsuggest you: BLOW UP YOUR FUCKING TV! Its obviously, rotting your\nbrain! Stop watching reruns of Gilligan’s Island and Beavis And\nButthead! WATCH BETTER CARTOONS! PAY ATTENTION TO THE CARTOON! THE\nROARING SILENCE, IS YOUR BRAIN, GOING DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN! WHILE,\nTHE DAMN REMOTE, IS STILL IN YOUR FUCKING HAND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nRemember:\nA Jedi’s Light Saber, Is Useless, For Smoking Crack In The Garage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCrack\nIs Beyond Wacky Tacky Tasteless Bullshit, And You Only Wish It Was\nOdorless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’m\nGreen, That Doesn’t Mean I’m Naive! It Means, I’m Permanently Pissed\nOff!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nI Haven’t Been Laid In Over Eight Hundred Years! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nPreferring\nTo Spend My Time Practicing With My Light Saber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nDON’T TEMPT ME! OR, ELSE! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nYou\nWill Find Out, Just How Skilled I Really Am!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWith\nMy Light Saber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Meteorology 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tGlobal\nWarming has already ensured that attempting to even discuss the\nweather, is now considered quite rude. Personally, I’m not a porn\nstar, on the boob tube, flashing my tits at you, and I like to run my\nmouth, and cuss like a sailor, but I don’t get paid enough to avoid\nbeing censored! Nonetheless, some still like it hot, so we’re selling\nthis class, to the highest bidder. Maybe Fox News or Meta! They’re\nbring the weather girl to VR headsets! SO, YOU CAN BE A COUCH POTATO,\nFOR THE REST OF YOU SHORT LIFE! AND, NEVER HAVE TO LOOK OUT THE\nFUCKING WINDOW AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Wave Physics 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAfter\na century of searching for room temperature superconductivity, at\nlong last, physicists have finally discovered a possible answer.\nReporting that the secret seems to be to:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSwing\nYour Hips Like Elvis, using wild oscillating gyrations! Life Is Wavy\nGravy Baby, In Any Singularity! Yet, physicists are only now\nbeginning to catch on, that its Singularity Physics 101! TOO MUCH\nMENTAL MASTURBATION, CAN ONLY MAKE YOU GO BLIND! WHILE, THE LOUDER\nYOU SHOUT INTO THE MICROPHONE, THE MORE DEAF YOU BECOME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIts\nofficial baby, academic objectivity is now on sale! At the fucking\nDollar Store! But, they hate to admit it, and prefer to censor\neverything instead. BEING SENSITIVE, ABOUT JUST ANY DAMN FOOL,\nTOUCHING THEIR DIAPER! But, their favorite realy TV show is about to\nreceive, YET ANOTHER EXPENSIVE REALITY CHECK! While, everyone I know\nhas been yelling all along: CHANGE THE FUCKING CHANNEL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEither\nyou know how to share your words and play nice on the damned\nplayground kid, or go home, and give it up. STOP SHOOTING YOUR MOUTH\nOFF! YOU ARE MERELY CONTRIBUTING TO GLOBAL WARMING! WITH ALL THE\nENDLESS CRAP YOU KEEP SPOUTING! Leave the rest of us, alone, to die\nin peace, or rise to the occasion! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTELL\nIT FOX NEWS! SEE IF THEY GIVE A CRAP! Leaving the real talking, to\nthe adults. The latest studies all confirm, all with the other\ndrunken slobs, ACADEMICS CONTRIBUTE THE MOST HOT AIR OF ALL! FILM AT\n11:00PM, ON FOX NEWS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Assholes 101a For Assholes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnly\nAn Asshole Would Care, What Goes Into Someone Asshole, And Who Puts\nIt There!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nDon’t Be An ASSHOLE! Use The Damn Suppositories I Already Gave You!\nYou Can’t Seriously Expect Me To Do This For You All The Time! Stop\nTrying To Argue With Me:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBENDOVER,\nAND ASSUME THE POSITION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThis\nCourse, Is Not An Elective!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Etiquette 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPeople\nAre Strange, When You’re A Stranger, So Learn How To Be On Your Best\nBehavior! OR, ELSE! Faces Look Ugly, When You’re Unwanted, WOMEN SEEM\nEVIL AND WICKED! WHEN YOU ARE UNWANTED! STREETS ARE ONLY A HOLE IN\nTHE GUTTER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDON’T\nGO THERE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Ignorant Bliss 101a For Assholes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nIgnorant Bliss That Can Be Spoken Of, Can Never Quite Do The Unspoken\nIgnorant Bliss Complete Justice! SO, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! Fart, And\nBe Happy Campers! OR, ELSE! We Closed All The Vents In This Room,\nJust For You To Experience, The Full Impact, Of Your Own Ignorant\nBliss! Why Did You Think I Gave You Suppositories In The First Place!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nNow,\nBreath, Breath In The Air, Don’t Be Afraid, To Care….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou’re\nIn Safe Hands Now, With Massa Yoda, At The State Funny Farm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nAt Piece, Or Become A Peace Of Work, I’d Rather Not Deal With!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nHoney Bucket Is In The Corner, Along With The Dunce Cap.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Accounting 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nThis Day And Age Of Global Warming, Environmental Destruction, And\nImpending Doom, Gloom, And Apocalypse, Our Budgets And Bank Accounts\nAre Insufficient! We Now Have No Real Choice: PAY IT FORWARD SUCKER,\nOR DIE! There’s Only So Much Room Left On Life-Raft Planet Earth! FOR\nMORE LOWBROW THREE STOOGES SLAPSTICK! We Must All Decide For\nOurselves, What Is A Slave, And Who Is The Master! It Matters Not,\nHow Straight The Gate, How Charged The Scripture Of The Scroll! We\nAre The Masters Of Our Own Fates! The Captains Of Our Immortal Souls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMars\nIs Not Nearly As Far Away As You Might Think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nWay Too Fucking Expensive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nIts All Hands On Deck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLet\nMe Hear You Shout It!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nSAY WE ALL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUSA,\nMASSA YODA, YOUSA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Driver’s License 101a Remedial Course!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDriving\nOur Only Student Driving Car, Right Over The Fucking Cliff! Is Simply\nNot Acceptable! Sadly, We Simply Cannot Afford The Insurance.\nThankfully, The Girl Scouts Sold Cookies For A New One! However, I\nAssured Everyone, Including Their Troop Leader:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIT\nWOULD NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nSO,\nBENDOVER, AND ASSUME THE POSITION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Theology 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nYou Never Learn Anything Else, Know This, For Yourself! And, Know\nThyself, There’s No Shame In It! Karma Is Only A Bitch, Because God\nNever Makes Mistakes! And, Anyone Who Tells You Otherwise, IS A\nFUCKING LIAR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Meditation 101a For Assholes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMeditate,\nUpon The Sublime Lime Jell-O! Pete And Repeat! We Collectively\nDecided To Create This Special Class, Just For You Two! Oh, Its my\nlunch time! I Love A Good Show When I Eat! Now, Don’t Move, Don’t\nMove An Inch! Just Breath, Breath In The Air… Now I’m Going To\nListen To Little White Noise! My Fingernails, On The Chalk Board! Of\nCourse, I Have Noise Canceling Headphones! I’m Teacher, And We Always\nBuy Best!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDamn,\nSomeone Opened The Vents!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Miracles & Wonders! 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNobody\nI Know Every Did A Damn Thing To Deserve To Be Born! The Miracle Is\nThat This Sad Excuse For Humanity, Has Actually Survived This Long!\nBut, Curiosity Killed The Cat, And You Never Wanna Know How Hot Dogs\nAre Made! Thus, Wonder Remains The Beginning Of All Wisdom, Or You\nQuickly Discover, Who Has Become Your Own Worst Enemy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Circle Jerks 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI’ll\nBe The Round About, My Words Will Take You Out And Out! We’ll Spend\nThe Day…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nWay! GO AHEAD, HAVE IT YOUR WAY! I WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Ancient Wisdom 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nPast Is Not Just A Memory, The Future Is Not Just A Dream, IN THE\nNOW, IS THE REALITY! That Was Zen, This Is NOW! So, Fart And Be Happy\nCampers! Or, Go To Bed Without Your Supper! HOW CAN YOU EAT YOUR\nPUDDING WITHOUT A SPOON!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Blind Justice 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nDevil Went Down To Georgia, Down To The Cross-Roads, Just To Get His\nMug Shots! Interpol Won’t Be Able To Print His New Wanted Posters\nFast Enough! He Has Fans Everywhere, And Has Been Indited For\nTrafficking In Counterfeit Copies Of His Own Posters. Thus Far, He\nHas Eluded Capture, And Escaped From Every Preschool And Kindergarten\nHe Was Sent To, And Is Currently Believed To Be In Desperate Need Of\nA Diaper Change. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nSupreme Court Has Ruled That Copyright Infringement Is A Capital\nCrime, Punishable By Death, Especially In The Case Of Mickey Mouse!\nMicrosoft Has Supported Their Ruling. Be Advised: Approach Donald\nDuck With Caution!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNow,\nThe Supreme Court Is Complaining That Congress Needs To Write A New\nConstitution, And There Simply Ain’t No Damn Justice; IN OR OUT OF\nCOURT! Justice Rolls Off The Tongue, Like Fine Wine, Or Pure\nMoonshine! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI’m\nBeing Followed By A Moonshadow… Moonshadow… Moonshadow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJustice\nIs Blind, Because They Never Do Get The Punchlines! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nMental\nMasturbation Never Did Cut The Mustard And,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMerely\nGreases Palms! SO, DON’T DO THE CRIME, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU CAN’T PAY THE DIME! DON’T DO IT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThrow\nAll The Lawyers Into The Sea If You Really Want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nOnly After You Copyright And Patent The Machine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAn\nElectromagnetic Mass Launcher, Throws Crap Much Further!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nIs The Most Reliable For The Job!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYou\nCan Publish Such Plans In The Public Domain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nCopyright Them As Complete Fiction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nAlso Happens To Describe Reality,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAccording\nTo Mathematics And Physics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nIt Would Still Contribute To Global Warming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLikely,\nKilling Every Remaining Shark In The Seven Seas!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nIf We Let The Lawyers Live, They’ll Kill Us With All The Hot Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHate,\nIs Such A Terrible Thing To Waste, On Mindless Cold-Blooded Animals!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nAre Rapidly Going Extinct, Along With The Rest Of Us! When Justice Is\nLost, There Remains Only Ritual Justice, And There Ain’t No Justice,\nIn Or Out Of Court. Justice Becomes A Blow-Hard, Merely Contributing\nTo Global Warming. And, A Ritual That Nobody I Know Can Afford!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNot\nAt The Prices She Demands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Gambling 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nMafia Has Some Right To Claim, They Own Vegas, If For No Other\nReason, Then Because They’re Italian! YOU, YOU, YOU! Do Not Own The\nFucking Bathroom! Nor Is It A Motel 8 Ball For You To Move Into! If\nYou Are Hellbent On Getting Killed Faster, Keep Using Loaded Dice In\nThe Middle Of Harlem! Its Just Faster, Vegas Has A Psych Ward,\nHarlem, Never Needed One, But The Mafia Wouldn’t Give You Two A Job\nScrubbing Toilets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Childhood’s End 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nLorax Warned Us All, But None Dared Step Forward To Speak For The\nTrees.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nListen For The Sound Of One Hand Clapping, In Yet Another Dimension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nSame Hollow Ringing Sound, That The Supreme Court Makes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nThey Finally Decide To Pretend To Make A Decision!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt\nIs The Sound And The Fury, Of Money Doing All Of The Driving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMoney\nDoing All Of The Talking, Worth Anyone Listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nThe Lights Are Only Left On Because Nobody’s Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nSame Roaring Silence, Of A Train wreak In Motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSignifying\nNothing Except, More Childish Pretensions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nMoney Does All The Talking, None Bothers To Listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nArthur\nC. Clark Was A Child Himself With Romantic Notions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLiving\nIn His Own Private Idaho Fantasy World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAny\nDamn Fool Who Romanticizes Puberty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMust\nBe Insane Or, Still A Damn Child!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChevy\nChase Kept Falling On His Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nArlo\nGuthrie, Became A Nature Boy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPumping\nIron On The Beach Of Maui!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAllan\nWatts Was Another Academic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nTaboo Against Knowing Who You Are Is Medieval!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInstead,\nTrust In The Timeless Wisdom Of Socrates!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnow\nThyself, There Is No Shame In It!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nWe Must All Inevitably Grow Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStop\nJacking Off, Like The Supreme Court!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStop\nPissing All Over Ourselves Like Congress!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClass\nDismissed, Now Be Sure To Behave Yourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt\nOnly Hurts Worse When You Can’t Laugh Anymore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nDon’t Get Carried Away, Or You’ll Merely Go Blind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Poetry In Motion 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMy\nMama Never Done Told Me The Facts Of Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nI Decided To Take Up Animal Husbandry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nPeople Call Me Poetry In Motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCause\nI’m In Need Of Some Restraint!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnastasia,\nScreemed And Begged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\nCourse, I’m Married To My Job!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nAnother Animal Rights Activist!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nTell You One Time, You’re To Blame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDefending\nThe Ecology For Corporations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nPlease Allow Me To Introduce Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’m\nA Man Of Wealth And Taste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUse\nAll Your Well Learned Politeness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr,\nI’ll Lay Your Soul To Waste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPleased\nTo Meet You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHope\nYou Guess My Name!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nWhat’s Puzzling You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nThe Nature Of My Game!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHave\nSome Courtesty, Some Sympathy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’m\nA Man Of Extreme Wealth And Taste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nShouted Out Who Killed The Kennedys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nAfter All It Was You And Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWoo-Woo,\nWoo-Woo, Woo-Woo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n Pleased\nTo Meet You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWon’t\nYou Guess My Name!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nAs Every Cop Is A Criminal!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nAll The Damned Sinners Saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nHeads Is Tails, Just Call Me Lucifer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStole\nMany A Man’s Lame Soul And Faith!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGet\nDown Yea, Get On Down To The Ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake\nMy Number, I’m A High Paid Consultant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nThe Pentagon, Who Know Me Dr Strangelove!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRolling\nStones, Massa Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tReal\nPoetry In Motion, Never Has Sypathy For The Devil, Nor The Slightest\nBit Of Mercy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nLet\nMe Here You Say:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nSay We All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Bullshit Kung Fu: Mass Media Bullshit 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nLorax Demanded To Know, Who Speaks For The Trees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nTo Have People Assume He Was Their Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLike\nHorton, Come To Save Them From Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nSilence Is Still Deafening The Lorax Complained!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nThe Great Lorax, Was Never Heard From Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPersonal\nGrowth Demands Greater Personal Sacrifice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nSpeaks For The Trees, None Speaks For Ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’ve\nAll Heard This Same, Mass Media Bullshit Before!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRise\nUp! Rainbow Warriors, Rise Up, Speak For The Trees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRemember\nThe Lorax, Who Was Our One Damn Good Friend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nWho Has Not Been Heard From Ever Since, He Complained!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDr\nSeuss, Massa Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tToo\nMany Today Are Now Dying From A Broken Heart! In A Broken World, That\nNo Longer Has Any Love To Spare! Like The Lorax, They Have Retreated\nFrom The Walking Dead Zombies, Killing Everything In Sight,\nEverything They Touch, Including The Human Heart! Blow Up Your TV,\nThrow Away Your Papers, Move Into The Country, And Learn How To Speak\nFor The Trees, And Fight For Your Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nLet\nMe Hear Shout It Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nSAY WE ALL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Copycat Copyrights 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCopying\nCopyrights, Or Answers Off Someone Else’s Paper, Is Punishable By\nDeath!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMicrosoft\nIs Putting Watermarks On Everything, Including Ourselves. The Number\nOf The Beast Is Now Stamped On Every Electronic Device, And We Are\nNext! Copying Anyone’s Answers Off Their Papers, Has Now Become\nPunishable By Death! While, Black Lives No Longer Matter! They Are\nBut The First To Be Sacrificed, On Wall Street Alters, And In The\nPentagon’s Basement.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAsk\nYourselves, How Much Blood Has Been Sacrificed To Beavis And Butthead\nOnline! Ask Yourself, At What Great Cost Do We Sacrifice Our\nHumanity, On The Alter Of Mammon, In A World Rapidly Spiraling Down\nThe Fucking Toilet! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Mental Slavery 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMental\nSlavery Is Origin Of All Slavery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPromoted\nTo This Very Day By Academia!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nCould Not Teach A Child How To Even Use A Dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nSave A Single Black Life, Much Less Their Very Own!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlacks\nAnd Children Are Canaries In The Coal Mines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nThey Die, It Means The Rest Are Next!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEmancipate\nYourself From Mental Slavery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nBut Ourselves Can Free Our Minds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHave\nNo Fear For Atomic Energy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nNone Of Them Can Stop The Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nIs No Point In Shouting At The Deaf!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nIs No Point In Watching Idiots Debate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nArguing\nNonstop Over The Definition Of Stupid!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCovering\nTheir Ears, Screaming I Can’t Hear You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Have, Too Much Time On Your Hands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nYou Must Make The Time, Or Soon Die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRise\nAbove Yourself And Rise To The Occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nThere Is No Real Time Left For Any To Waste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLearn\nTo Be Still, Listening To The Sound Of Silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nEndlessly Screaming At The Top Of Your Lungs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nALL\nTHE PEOPLE AND ANIMALS ARE NOW DYING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nMENTAL SLAVERY, IS COMPOSED OF RITUALS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nDEAD END OF ALL HONESTY AND COMPASSION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nBEGINNING OF DONALD DUCK’S TOTAL CONFUSION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBob\nMarley, Massa Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Desperation 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDesperate\nPeople Do Desperate Things:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nINCLUDING\nLYING NONSTOP, AS IF THEY WERE DONALD DUCK! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nOr,\nTraders On The NYSE! Avoid Desperation At All Costs, Learn How To\nShare Your Words And Play Nice! OR, I WILL SHOW THE REAL MEANING OF\nDESPERATION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: The Finger 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\tNever\nConfuse The Finger Pointing At The Moon, With The Moon Itself!\nRemaining Vigilant Whenever Approaching The Dark Side Of The Moon!\nCareful, To Bring K-Y With You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Hate 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPeople\nHate On Me All The Time, Been There, Done That, Got The Fucking\nT-Shirt, Because I Support Them! Even The Dali Lama Won’t Talk To Me,\nExcept When I’m Asleep! Of Course, I Talk To Myself All The Time In\nMy Sleep, But Never When Awake: Its A Sign Of Insanity! So, Please,\nFeel Perfectly Free, To Hate On Me All You Want, But Remember:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHATE\nIS SUCH A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE, ON ASSHOLES LIKE ME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Zen Bullshit 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nSchizophrenia That Can Be Spoken Of, Is Not The True Schizophrenia,\nJust Ask Any Psychologist! Therefore: MEDITATE UPON THE SUBLIME LIME\nJELL-O! While, I Hit You Over The Head, Gently, With My Yard Stick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Nobody Ever Listens To Me 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNobody\nEver Listens To Me, Not Least Of All Myself! So, Get Over It Already!\nOR, ELSE! You’ll Never Be Able To Hear Anyone Else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Time 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\nIt Comes To Time, 90% Of This Game Is Half-Mental! The Philosopher\nZeno, Believed That Time Is Either On Your Side, Or Against You! Are\nYou Moving Through Time? Or, Is Time Moving You? Is Anything Actually\nMoving At All? Einstein’s Relativity Describes "Time Dilation",\nSimilar To How Time Passes Slower, In A Waiting Room, Especially, At\nThat Time Of The Month, When You’re In A Rush Or, About To Die! In\nContrast, Quantum Mechanics Describe Time As Neither Existing, Nor\nNot Existing But, Rather, Begging The Question Of What Is The Sound\nOf One Hand Clapping, And Making No Damn Sense Whatsoever! These Are\nAll Timeless Questions, Which Are Still Being Investigated To This\nDay, But It Was The Ancient Greek Philosopher Heraclitus, Who Summed\nThem Up When He Asked Whether It Is Possible, For Anyone Individual\nTo Step Into The Same Pile Of Crap Twice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nIssue Of Exactly What Is Time, What Is The Time, Do Have Too Little,\nOr Too Much Time, And Is Time Merely The Deepest Pile Of Crap Ever\nConceived, Are Being Hotly Debated In Academia, Who Obviously Have\nToo Much Time On Their Hands. Proving That The Teacher’s Union Is\nEither On Your Side, And You Are Either On Time Or Not, Or I Will\nMake The Time, And Insist You Work Over-Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Buggering 101a For Buggers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nForce Is Strong With This One!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nA True Jedi Must Listen To Their Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nReally Hate When People Cuss Me Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nSomething I Really Prefer To Do Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPreferably,\nWhile Using Quantum Mechanics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFighting\nIn The Never-Ending Clone Wars!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrust\nMe, Incest Is Never Best!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhich\nIs Why We Banned Cloning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nA Fine Day To Be In The Marines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Just So Happen To Be A Marine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho’s\nNot A Clone Of An Inbred Asshole!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nListen To What Ya Mama Says!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSometimes,\nI Really Hate Myself In Earnest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut\nI Never Bother To Really Listen To Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nMama Give Me Endless Chores To Do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Are Very Good, And Listen To Ya Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShe\nMight Even Let You Pick Your Own Chores!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nListen To Mother Nature, Heed Her Warnings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nTo The Sounds Of Silence Emerge From Within!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR,\nELSE, YOU BECOME YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPAINTING\nA TARGET, FOR THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO\nWILL GLADLY OBLIGE YOUR SUICIDAL TENDENCIES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nYOU BECOME ABSOLUTELY USELESS TO ANYONE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Listening 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nSeldom Listen To Myself, Why Bother? Rather Than Listening To Trivial\nThings, A Great Jedi Feels The Force Flow Through Him, While\nListening To The Sounds Of Silence, And One Hand Clapping! Only Then,\nCan You Listen As Well As You Hear.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Grounded 101a For Inbred Assholes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYou’re\nGrounded! If You Sneak Out Again, And They Don’t Stomp You Into The\nDirt On The Playground, I Will!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Shut The Fuck Up! 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tStrong\nWinds Do Not Last, Nor Does The Pounding Rain SO, SHUT THE FUCK UP!\nOr, Someone Will Likely Pound Into The Dirt Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Playground Justice 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWe\nAre All Recidivists, Orphans, Lost Boys And Girls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStruggling\nTo Make More Sense Out Of Life On The Playground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nPlayground Justice Is Meted Out By Mama Nature Herself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nThe Only Hanging Judge Who Can Really Lock The Door!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nThrow Away The Key Forever, Is Always Ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet,\nThe Greater Truth We All Share Can Never Be Denied!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEmancipate\nYourself From Mental Slavery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nBut Ourselves Can Free Our Minds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHave\nNo Fear For Atomic Energy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nNone Of Them Can Stoppa Da Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWon’t\nYou Help Me Sing…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThese\nSongs Of Freedom…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey’re\nAll I’ve Ever Had…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShout\nIt Out Loud, SO SAY WE ALL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Pretty Words 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nAre All Immersed In Nature’s Undeniable Beauty, Even When We Live In\nThe City! Yet, The Most Beautiful Of All Things Great And Small, What\nForever Remains The Most Enchanting Music To My Tired Old Ears: IS\nTHE STUPID TRUTH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Nowhere Man 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEVERYWHERE\nYA GO, THERE YOU ARE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nIf Ya Don’t Know Where Yer Going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nMIGHT ALREADY BE THERE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHATEVER\nTHE HELL YOU DO:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEVER\nALLOW YOURSELF TO BECOME A NOWHERE MAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBefore\nYou Know It, You’ll Be Using A Bowl To Cut Your Hair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBetter\nTo Find At Least Enough Ambition To:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMEDITATE\nUPON THE SUBLIME LIME JELL-O!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nI Hit You Over The Head, Gently, With My Yard Stick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFART,\nCHANT, AND BE HAPPY, YAPPY, JOY, JOY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\tMEDITATE\nUPON THE SUBLIME LIME JELL-O! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nI HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD, GENTLY, WITH MY YARD STICK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFART,\nCHANT, AND BE TRULY STUPID! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nHARI,\nHARI, HAIRY HARI, RAMA, RAMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSING\nIT OUT LOUD: MY SWEET LORD…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMY,\nMY, OH, MY, MY, MY SWEET LORD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKRISHNA\nFOOD IS LIKE CHINESE FOOD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHALF\nAN HOUR LATER YOU’RE HUNGRY AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBE\nSURE TO SAY GRACE, IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMAKE\nSURE WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF TOILET PAPER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPETA\nIS COMING OVER LATER, TO FEED THE BABY ELEPHANT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Insanity 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI\nADMIT IT, I OVER DID IT! AND JOINED THE MARINES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nARE WHAT YOU IS, AND THAT’S ALL IT TIS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nBE STUPID, AND BE ALL YOU CAN BE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMY\nBROTHER-IN-LAW JOINED THE MARINES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nURUH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nHAVE A SPECIAL FAMILY CERIMONY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nJUST SUCH JOYOUS OCCASIONS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMARINES\nREQUIRE EXTENSIVE HOUSEBREAKING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nCAN ALWAYS TELL EXACTLY HOW LONG, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nA\nMARINE HAS BEEN AT ADRIFT SEA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBY\nHOW PISSED OFF THEY ARE:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAT\nNEVER GETTING LAID!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nITS\nALWAYS FIRST STAR ON THE RIGHT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nSTRAIGHT ON TIL MORNING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Bible Studies 101a For Shitheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMEDITATE\nUPON THE SUBLIME LIME JELL-O!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nI HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD, HARD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWITH\nMY GRANDMOTHER’S GIDEON’S BIBLE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGRANMA\nBABYSAT FOR LORETTA LYNN HERSELF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHE BLACK FOOTHILLS OF KENTUCKY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSHE\nTAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nABOUT\nHOW TO THUMP A BIBLE HARD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nI ALSO TOOK LESSONS FROM TV!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGRANNY\nON THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGREEN\nACRES WAS ALWAYS TOO EXPENSIVE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nWAY TO LEARN TO LOVE THE HOLY BIBLE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIS\nTO FORCE IT DOWN EVERYONE’S THROAT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nBIBLE CAN BE TOUGH ON ANYONE’S LOVE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN,\nTHERE’S SO LITTLE LOVE TO GO AROUND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nNOBODY KNOWS HOW TO USE A DICTIONARY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHEE\nHAW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET\nME HEAR TO SAY:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUSA\nMASSA YODA, YOUSA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAMAZING\nGRACE HAPPENS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJUST\nLIKE INSTANT COFFEE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN\nYOU USE SUPPOSITORIES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nINSTEAD\nOF KNOCKING ON HEADS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Spirituality 101a For Idiots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEinstein\nWas A Big Baby! Who Complained About Spooky Monsters In His Closet!\nDon’t Be Spooked By Your Own Fucking Bullshit! Don’t Become A Big\nBaby Like Einstein! Rather, Confront The Monsters In Your Closet!\nBecome Spiritual Instead, About Spooky Monsters! Or, The Skeltons In\nYour Closet May Pile Up, Into A Mountain Of Regrets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNow,\nWhere That Pinkie Go…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Witches 101a For La La Land!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nFAR\nTOO MANY STILL BELIEVE TO THIS VERY DAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nWITCHES ARE ALL EVIL AND UGLY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY’RE\nJUST WOMEN, LIKE ANY OTHER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGROUND\nCONTROL TO MAJOR TOM…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGROUND\nCONTROL TO MAJOR TOM…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nARE OBVIOUSLY UNDER PRESSURE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCLICK\nYOUR HEALS TOGETHER THREE TIMES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nRETURN IMMEDIATELY TO THE PLANET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOUR\nMOST EXPERIENCED PSYCHOLOGIST!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDAVID\nBOWIE IS ON THE LANDING PAD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEAGERLY\nAWAITING YOUR RETURN TO EARTH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNASA\nMENTAL HEALTH REGULATIONS REQUIRE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nIMMEDIATELY RECEIVE A FULL LOBOTOMY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nSPACE CADET CORE SALUTES YOUR SERVICE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDONALD\nDUCK HIMSELF WILL PRESENT YOU WITH A METAL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Trolls 101a For The More Obnoxious!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nEasiest Way To Get A Troll To Shut The Fuck Up! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nIs\nTo Mention That Almost Every Website!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nDesigned To Attract Trolls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nTo Use Analog Logic, Which Shuts Them All Up! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nRattling\nThem To The Very Cores! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nI\nAm The Wu Li Master Of The Tao Te Ching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nShockwave Rider!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nRides The Great Rainbow Fractal Dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nMake Conservatives Turn Beet Red Embarrassing Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWanna\nPoliticians And Anarachists Alike!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChase\nTheir Own Tails In The Corner!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPhysicists\nAnd Philosophers Contract Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAt\nThe Drop Of A Hat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCunning\nLinguists Take Up Raising Chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAttempting\nTo Determine Which Way The Wind Blows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nBecause, I Actually Know Perfectly Damn Well!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHow\nTo Share My Words, And Play Nice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBring\nIt On Suckers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMama\nDidn’t Raise No Damn Fools!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMy\nBullshit Kung Fu Is Unbeatable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBruce\nLee School Of No Class, No Style, No Brainer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nTaste Whatsoever, Bullshit Kung Fu!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nMake You Cry, And Run Home To Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nComplaining\nI Don’t Fight Fair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Fairies 101a For The Dense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nFairies\nDo Not Give Anyone Koodies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGET\nOVER IT ALREADY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKarma\nChameleon You Are Not!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNor,\nAre You Boy George!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr,\nGeorge Micheal For That Matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet,\nYour Guilty Feet Still Ain’t Got No Rhythm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nSHUT THE FUCK UP!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Would Only Take The Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nSHUT THE FUCK UP!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIGNORANCE\nCAN BE BLISS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGround\nControl To Major Tom…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGround\nControl To Major Tom…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Munchkins 101a For The Walking Dead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nYOU\nDON’T FUCK WITH JERRY’S KIDS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nDON’T FUCK WITH BIG BIRD EITHER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHE\nHAS TO CRAP IN HIS DIAPER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHAT\nCOMES AROUND GOES AROUND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nAROUND AND AROUND AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAGAIN,\nAND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDON’T\nLET ANYONE EVER TELL YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKARMA\nISN’T A BITCH! SHE’S YA MAMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nYOU WILL LEARN TO LOVE AND RESPECT HER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR,\nELSE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET\nME HEAR YOU SAY: SO SAY WE ALL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUSA,\nMASSA YODA, YOUSA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCAPTAIN\nCOOK WAS NEVER SOMEONE TO ADMIRE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDR\nSTRANGELOVE IS BEST KEPT A STRANGER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nHELL HATH NO FURY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIKE\nMAMA NATURE SCORNED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRISE\nUP WARRIORS OF THE RAINBOW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRISE\nUP! SPEAKING YOUR BEAUTIFUL WORDS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nONLY THE TRUTH CAN SET ANYONE FREE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFREEDOM\nIS THE RIGHT TO BE HAPPY WITH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNOT\nFUCKED WITH ROLLING IN THE GUTTER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nALL\nOUR WORST JOKES TURN INTO NIGHTMARES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nAS YEA SOW, SO SHALL YEA REAP!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nTEN COMMANDMENTS WERE NEVER ENOUGH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nITS IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID EVERY BAD JOKE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHATEVER\nYOU DO, DON’T YOU EVER GO THERE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO\nSAY WE ALL, UNTIL THE NIGHTMARES END!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Story Time 101a For Everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\nown children write our poems, and we hand the down from one\ngeneration to the next, and we hand down our family stores as well.\nGreat Grandma was a half-breed. The Cherokee told her she could stay,\nshe could keep her white boy, but the kid had to go. So, they moved\noutside a small town in the wild west. The men came out and informed\nthem, he could stay, he could keep his squaw, but the kid had to go.\nHer father disappeared, and her mother abandoned her on the doorstep\nof a Missionary family of half-breeds, with 12 kids of their own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tGrandma\nturned out to be all of 90lbs soaking wet, with blue-black hair. She\ndied at maybe the age of 90, with a permanent smile on her face. Both\ndeaf and blind, but she was always a child of God in my eyes. Nobody\nknew exactly how old she was, but she was always a child of God in my\neyes. Someone you pay attention to, and love with all your heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\nmiddle name is Bertram, the name of the man who died next to my\ngrandfather in WWI. He died in the trenches, a free Jew! In the arms\nof a German American, his best friend.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThese\nare the stories every kid I know wants to hear at bedtime. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nThese\nare the stories that really matter, these are the stories, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nThat\nFox News will never tell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nother bedtime stories would you like me tell you?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRise\nUp! Warriors of the Rainbow, Rise Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSpeaking\nyour beautiful words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThese\nare the days of miracles and wonders!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThese\nare the days that make heroes of the plain spoken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET\nTHE CELEBRATIONS BEGIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nChildhood’s End Is Upon Us Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nChildhood’s End Is Never-Ending!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nNever-Never-Never-Again Wonderland!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nREJOICE!\nALL YOU ADORABLE CLOWNS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nITS\nTHE SAME OLD SHOW ITS ALWAYS BEEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Weeping Willow 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nTap Root Of Weeping Willow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAlways\nGoes Straight To The Truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLike\nThe Center, Of The Cyclone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nTruth Brings Clarity And Peace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTELL\nME THE TRUTH NOW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR,\nI WILL MAKE YOU WEEP!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDid\nI mention? The Rainbow Dragon Bites!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGood\nGirl, Don’t Play With Your Food Too Much.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nISN’T\nSHE JUST ADORABLE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Mutts 101a For The Inbred!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI’m\nA Red-Blooded American Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHeinz\n57 Mutt, With Jeff On The Side!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nThe HELL Is Your Excuse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFORGET\nTHE T-SHIRT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nGOT THE FUCKING TATOO!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nDifficult To Explain Racism To Asians!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause,\nOf Course, We All Look Alike!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhatever\nYou Do, Never Raise Goats!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nRequire Someone With A Sense Of Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nAmazing What You Learn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nWish You Could Forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAbout\nAnimal Husbandry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWC\nFields Believed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere’s\nSucker Born Every Minute!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Be Somewhere: NOW! For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nYou\nAre Here And Warm… While, I Could Look Away…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nYou’d Be Gone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCause\nWe Live In A Time…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nMeaning Falls Like Splinters…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFrom\nOur Eyes…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nThat’s Why I’ve Come So Far…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCause\nWe Come So Together Where You Are…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nPlease Be Somewhere Now…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nAnswer The Damn Phone In Your Hand…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nThe Hell Is This Asshole? Ram Das?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHe\nMust Have Pulled His Name Out Of A Hat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Born Again Identity! 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nYou\nMust Think I Was Born Yesterday!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReborn\nAgain Born Again Identity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSome\nKind of Lame Hollywood Actor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nFIGHTING IRISHMAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWITH\nA FACE LIKE A POTATO!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMR\nPOTATO-HEAD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAn\nInspiration For The Younger Generation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nKnow, People Who Don’t Take Geritol!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nMAKE YOU CRY, AND RUN HOME TO MAMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO’S\nA SCHOOL TEACHER DAMMIT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nMIGHT AS WELL RUNAWAY FROM HOME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSparing\nHer From Having To Look At Your Ugly Mug!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNobody,\nBut Nobody, That I Know Of, Gives A Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAbout\nThe More, Truly Brain-Dead, Fighting Irish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSomebody\nHas Been Drinking Too Much Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nElse’s Drink In The Damn Bar!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nMust Think You’re Some Kind Of Action Star!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nYou Ain’t Nothing But A Hound Dog To Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nBLUE-TIC HOUND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nKinda Like To Hang Around In The Shade!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHEIR OLD AGE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCause\nThe Future’s So Bright,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey’s\nGotta Wear Shades!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nPrevent Them From Squintin’ So Hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHEIR TRULY DECREPIT INFIRMED OLD AGE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nDementia Is Your Most Defining Acting Skill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nCrew Lost On The Set In The Fucking Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nAin’t Enough Pancake Powder In The World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nHIDE THAT PARTICULARLY UGLY IRISH MUG!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’M\nADOPTED IRISH MYSELF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou’re\nA Disgrace To Irish Pride!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLeading\nThe Rear Of Every Parade!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNext\nYou’ll Be Expecting Me To Kiss Bono’s Fat Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nSing Like Suprano! With Mike And The Mechanics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nDidn’t Actually Expect To Get Away With It!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDID\nYOU! DID YOU! DID YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSome\nOf Us Have Been Around The Block!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMORE\nTHAN JUST A FEW TIMES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPick\nYerself Up Outta The Damn Gutter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nI CAN ROLL YOU RIGHT BACK IN AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nLOOK LIKE A FUCKING SLOB!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nMAKE YOU CRY, AND RUN HOME TO MAMA AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nFIGHT YOU WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY BACK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMY\nARM AIN’T BROKEN, BUT YOURS WILL SOON BE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBECAUSE\nI ALWAYS FIGHT DIRTY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEVER\nBOTHERING TO FIGHT FAIR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDid\nI Tell Ya, I Gotta Chinese Dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO\nCAN SWALLOW YOU IN ONE BITE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nSHE BITES YOU, AND YOU SURVIVE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nITS\nA LOVE-BITE AND SHE WANTS MORE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGO\nAHEAD PUNK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMAKE\nMY DAMN DAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’LL\nRUN THE OTHER FUCKING WAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIVING\nTO FIGHT, YET ANOTHER DAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nA TRULY GREAT JEDI!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFEELS\nTHE FORCE FLOW THROUGH HIM!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIKE\nMONTEZUMA’S REVENGE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEXLAX,\nK-Y JELLY, OR TAPE WORM!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGO\nWEST OLD MAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTAY\nTHE HELL OUTTA BOSTON!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJAMES\nTAYLOR MOVE ALL THE WAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nTHE FUCKING WEST COAST!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nSUGGEST YOU DO THE SAME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGET\nOUTTA MY FACE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nNEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU’RE\nAN EMBARRASSMENT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nTHE EVEN WORST IRISH PUB!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGET\nA LIFE! MAYBE AS A LAMP POST!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nONE\nWITH A BURNT OUT, LIGHT BULB!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nANY PASSING DOG CAN SHIT ON YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAFTER\nHUMPING YOU, IN THE PITCH DARK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHOW\nMANY POLOCKS DOES IT TAKE?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nSCREW IN LAMP POST LIGHT BULB?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFEWER\nTHAN YOUR TOTALLY INCOMPETENT LAME ASS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU’RE\nSO BRAIN DEAD, YOU CONAN O’BRIEN NOW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEXT\nYOU’LL BE TELLING ME YOU’RE THE STAR THE SHOW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nANOTHER\nSESAME STREET SOCK PUPPET, LOST IN WARDROBE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSHALL\nI CONTINUE? OR, TEACH YOU THE 1,2,3 ABCs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDESPITE\nBEING A BRAIN DAMAGED HIPPY DIPPY MYSELF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nCAN ACTUALLY TIE MY OWN SHOES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nCOUNT MY OWN FUCKING CHANGE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCHUMP!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRULES\nOF THE PLAYGROUND DEMAND I STOMP YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRIGHT\nINTO THE FUCKING DIRT AND UNDERGROUND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWILL STOMP YOU, YOU, YOU, INTO THE DIRT REPEATEDLY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPOUNDING\nYOU LIKE ANOTHER FUCKING DOCK PEER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTRAIGHT\nDOWN INTO THE BOSTON HARBOR MUD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nINTO\nTHE MUD! QUICK! KILL IT BEFORE IN GROWS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKILL,\nKILL, KILL, KILL, KILL! I’M YOUR BOY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN,\nKILL THE ASSHOLE ALL OVER AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBENDOVER!\nWE’RE MAKING DELIVERY IN THE REAR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWILL FUCK UP EVERY HOLE THAT YOU GOT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTIL\nYOU START THINK YOU’RE A PORN STAR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nKILL YOU ALL OVER AGAIN, AND AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO\nYOU REALLY BELIEVE YOU ARE REBORN AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJUST\nLIKE A SLIMY MOLD, OR LETHAL FUNGAL INFECTION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMAMA\nDIDN’T RAISE NO DAMN FOOLS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWORKED HARD TO BECOME THE SHITHEAD I AM!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDON’T\nTEST ME BOY! OR, TRY ANYTHING TRICKY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDON’T\nTRY TO SELL ME ANY CRAP ABOUT WEARING GLASSES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’LL\nGIVE TWO BLACK EYES, THEN MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TELL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDON’T\nTRY TO SELL ANY PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING SMACK TALK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’VE\nALREADY READ BOOK EVER WRITTEN BY DR SEUSS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nSMELL REALLY BAD OF A LIBERAL EDUCATION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nWOULD THINK YOU’RE A DAMN POLITICIAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFLASH\nUPDATE: COMING IN FROM FOX NEWS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDOROTHY\nHOUSE FELL ON A DAMN GOOD WITCH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nWE ARE LEGION! AND, WILL NEVER REST!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIKE\nALL THE COCKROACHES IN YOUR KITCHEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nLET ME PAUSE FOR ONE MORE DEEP BREATH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nWILL HUNT YOU IN THE MORNING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nWILL HUNT YOU IN THE EVENING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nWILL HUNT DOWN, LIKE A DOG!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nWILL MAKE IT A POINT TO BECOME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUR\nOWN WORST WAKING NIGHTMARE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nWILL RUE THE DAY YOU EVER SET EYES ON US!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNOW,\nEXACTLY WHERE, DID YOUR BABA GO?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYA\nBIG BABY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPEEK-A-BOO\nWE ALL SEE YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAS\nTRANSPARENT AS WET TOILET PAPER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJUST\nLIKE THE PERMINANT STAINS ON YOUR UNDERWEAR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDADDY\nWAS A SAILOR, SAILED THE OCEAN BLUE…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDADDY\nWAS AN IRISH SAILOR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTAUGHT\nME HOW CUSS AT YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBEFORE\nI’M TROUGH WITH YOU, YOU, YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU!\nWILL BEG ME FOR FORGIVENESS AND MERCY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOF\nCOURSE, I SHOW NO MERCY ON LOWLIFE LIKE YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCAUSE\nTHE ONLY DAMNED THING YOU EVER DESERVED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIS\nTHE WHOLE WORLD’S ABJECT DISTAIN AND REJECTION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGROW\nA PAIR OF BALLS, OR LET THEM FINALLY FALL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nI DON’T HAVE PRETEND YOU’RE AN ADULT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUR\nSPHINCTER IS WOUND TOO DAMN TIGHT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET\nME HELP YOU, BY GIVING YOU AN ENEMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGO\nAHEAD, MAKE MY DAY TWICE ALL OVER AGAIN!<br\/>\nBEND OVER, AND ASSUME\nTHE POSITION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFUTURAMA\nIS COMING TO GET YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMATT\nGROANING THINKS YOU’RE A CUTE CARTOON NUMBER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nOBVIOUSLY, HE NEEDS MORE PRACTICE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHE\nNEVER MASTERED THE FUCKING COLOR WHEEL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nROUND\nAND ROUND AND ROUND YOU GO!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCAUSE\nYOU NEVER WILL, LEARN TO BE STILL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMUCH\nLESS, HOW COUNT HIGHER THE TEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nKEEP A STIFF UPPER LIP YOU IRISH MIC!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU CAN’T FIND WORK IN HOLLYWOOD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nIS, WHEN I ALL THROUGH WITH YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMcDONALD’S\nSTILL HAS JOB OPENINGS TO FILL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIBERAL\nPOLITICS ON SALE AT THE DOLLAR STORE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHE WEALTHIEST COUNTRY IN THE FUCKING WORLD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET’S\nFIND OUT, WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT, SHALL WE?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET’S\nFIND OUT, JUST HOW GULLIBLE YOU ARE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBROTHER,\nCAN YOU SPARE A DIME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTIME\nIS MONEY, AND YOUR METER HAS EXPIRED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMY\nADVICE FOR ANY WANNABE HOLLYWOOD ACTORS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIS\nTO GET A REAL JOB, YOU WORTHLESS SLOBS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTOP\nACTING OUT YOUR OWN WORST NIGHTMARES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHULK\nSMASH, IS NOT SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGO\nBACK TO FUCKING KINDERGARTEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLEARN\nHOW TO MEMORIZE YOUR LINES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYA\nGOTTA HAVE BATS IN THE BELFRY TO WORK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nTHE GOD DAMN CARTOON NETWORK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHIS TRAGICALLY LAME SAD CLOWN TOWN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCHOP,\nCHOP, CHOP SUEY! WORK ON THOSE CHOPS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nWOULDN’T WANNA DISAPPOINT ALL YOUR FANS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO\nWILL RUN HOME TO MAMA, COMPLAINING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY\nHAVE TO WAIT FOR THE CIRCUS TO COME TOWN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJUST\nFOR A LITTLE DECENT ENTERTAINMENT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nSUPREME COURT IS STILL OUT TO LUNCH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPLAYING\nTENNIS WITH ALL THE BANKERS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nDON’T NEED A COURT TO PLAY GOLF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nI SWEAR TO YOU ON MY DYING MOTHER’S GRAVE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nWILL PAY DEARLY FOR EVERY DAMNED THING YOU DID!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nHAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nBOUGHT A BAG OF CHEAP CANDY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nI HIRED ALL THE BEST LAWYERS IN BOSTON!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMY\nVERY OWN TWO COUSINS! BRICK-N-BRACK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY’RE\nONLY HALF IRISH, THE REST IS POLOCK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nSAID THEY’D DO ME A FAVOR THIS TIME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nTHEIR SPECIALTY IS TELLING WOP JOKES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUSUALLY\nWORKING FOR PEOPLE LIKE ROCKY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO\nMIGHT BE MORE INTERESTED IN THE JOB!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nMAFIA IN VEGAS REALLY, REALLY, HATE THEM!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY\nMAKE YOU CRY, LIKE A DOG IN A KENNEL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nRUN ALL THE WAY HOME LIKE LASSIE TO YOUR MAMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHELL\nHATH NO FURY LIKE MAMA NATURE SCORNED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHOWLIN’\nLIKE HOWLIN’ WOLF AT THE FUCKING MOON!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nMY COUSINS ARE LAWYERS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nGOING STRAIGHT TO HELL ANYWAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nME,\nI’M GONNA WASH YOU RIGHT OUTTA MY HAIR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWASH\nMY FUCKING HANDS OF THE WHOLE SORDID AFFAIR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSERIOUSLY\nBABY, YA GOTTA GET YER ACTING TOGETHER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUR\nHOTNESS IS THE SAME TEMPERATURE AS AN ICEBERG!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMELTING\nFASTER THAN GREENLAND AND ANTARCTICA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUR\nCHEETOS ARE STALE AND YOU STINK TO HIGH HEAVEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nI HAVEN’T GOT TIME FOR MORE OF THE SAME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCERTAINLY\nNOT ENOUGH TO WASTE IT ON YOUR ASS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nGET YER ACT TOGETHER, OR TURN YOUR UNION CARD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nMAFIA RESERVED A GRAVE NEXT TO JIMI HOFFA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHERE\nTHE WILD THINGS ARE THE BEST TOYS ARE IN ATTICA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY’D\nLOVE TEACH HOW TO BENDOVER, ALL OVER AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nMAKE YOU GET DOWN OF YOUR FUCKING KNEES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nRECEIVE CONFIRMATION, AND A BENEDICTION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY\nKNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO CONVERT CATHOLICS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMAKE\nBAD ACTORS BEG THEIR AUDIENCE FOR FORGIVENESS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nONCE\nSEEN, SOME THINGS, REMAIN BURNED INTO YOUR BRAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU’D\nHAVE TO FILL LOC NESS WITH IRISH WHISKEY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nDRINK ALL THE SCOTCH IN SCOTLAND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nORDER TO FORGET IT EVER HAPPENED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nTHROW ALL THE LAWYERS INTO THE DEEP BLUE SEA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUY\nA DAMN SALT MINE, TO PICKLE YOUR BRAIN IN BRINE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU’RE\nA CULTURE OF UNENTITLEMENT, UNTO YOURSELF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nREQUIRING\nMORE INSURANCE THAT A ROCKETSHIP TO MARS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCOLLECTING\nAS MUCH DUST IN YOUR SENILE OLD AGE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAN\nA DAMN SHOP VAC CAN ACTUALLY HANDLE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nDUST DEVIL HIMSELF, WOULD GIVE UP IN DISGUST!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTREKIES\nCOLLECT Q-TIPS AND TWINKIES JUST CROSSING THE STREET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBECOMING\nTHE SINGLE LARGEST SHIT MAGNET ON THE PLANET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMANAGING\nTO ATTRACT THE INFAMOUS, PEE WEE HERMAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO\nWILL LOVE YOU LONG TIME, ALL OVER AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGO\nTO THE DOCTOR, YOU’RE SICK! HE’S GOTTA RECTAL THERMOMETER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTREATING\nTHE SEVERE PAIN IN THE ASS YOU’VE BECOME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nYO MAMA WORKS FOR VICTORIA SECRET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nORDER TO HIDE THE FACT YOUR EVEN RELATED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nSHE ACTUALLY GAVE BIRTH TO A LOSER LIKE YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUYING\nFUNERAL PLOTS IS THE ONLY REMAINING SOLUTION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nTHE FACT YOUR MOVIES KILL YOUR OWN AUDIENCE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nPILOT LIGHT SIMPLY WENT OUT A LONG TIME AGO!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE\nNOBODY EVER BOTHERED TO LIGHT IT AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY’D\nRATHER ALL DIE FROM CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUR\nVOTE NO LONGER MATTERS, TALK ABOUT ALL YOU WANT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEITHER\nYOU VOTE REPUBLICAN, OR BUY A CONGRESSMAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nSUPREME COURT JUST COSTS WAY TOO DAMN MUCH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPOLITICS\nARE IMPOSSIBLE WHEN DAMN FOOLS EVER LISTEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHERE\nCANNOT BE NO TWO DAMN WAYS ABOUT IT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMONEY\nIS DOING ALL THE TALKING WORTH LISTENING TO!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBAD\nACTORS THINK MONEY IS THE SOLUTION TO PROBLEMS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN\nNONE OF THE FOOLS EVEN COMPREHENDS REALITY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nI FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, STINGING LIKE A HORNET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nREPEATEDLY\nHITTING EM ALL RIGHT IN THE DAMN FACE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAS\nIF, I WERE BOTH KATO AND THE GREEN HORNET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nITS\nA NO BRAINER WHEN IDIOTS DON’T A CLUE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nNONE OF CAN EVEN USE A STUPID DICTIONARY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nMAKE YOU CRY, AND RUN BACK HOME TO MAMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nPUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHER YOU’RE SO PROUD OF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nASKING\nHER WHY NOBODY CAN USE A STUPID DICTIONARY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Babylon 101a For Babbling Idiots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nUse\nA Fucking Dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDon’t\nBabble Like A Complete Idiot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWork\nOn Learning To Share Your Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nPlay Nice, On Any Damn Playground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR,\nELSE! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nYOU\nMUST LEAVE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nDon’t Tolerate Playing With Words Like A Fucking Lawyer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBabylon\nHas Rejected Us, And We Reject The Tower Of Babble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEmbracing\nThe Dirt Common Dictionary, As A Holy Scripture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nCannot Attack, What You Cannot Seem To Comprehend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nStupid Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShare\nYour Words, Or I Make You Cry And Run Home To Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThis\nIs The Only Warning You Will Ever Get From Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBabylon\nHas Soundly Rejected Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nThe Tower Of Babel Must Inevitably Fall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nOur Job Is To Regain Our Own Humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nDoing The Will Of Mama Nature And God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShout\nOut As Loud As You Possibly Can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLoud\nEnough For All Of Babylon To Hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSave\nThe Children, The Tower Is Collapsing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO\nSAY WE ALL! YOUSA MASSA YODA, YOUSA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Cussing 101a For Shitheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nCan All Be Shitheads! So, Cuss More Often! You Are What You Is, And\nDats All It Tis!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nAll You Can Be, Share Your Words And Play Nice, Or Become An Even\nBigger Shithead! So, Fart, Chant, And Be Happy Slappy! While, Cussing\nLike A Sailor! At Any Idiot Who Farts In A Crowded Room! Shitheads\nScrape The Bottom Of The Barrel Of Monkeys! Looking For People\nDesperate Enough To Use A Dictionary! Whatever You Do, Don’t Watch\nBeavis And Butthead! They’re Little Boys, Who Pretend To Be A Sick\nCartoon! Sick Little Boys Try To Imitate Them All The Time! While, If\nAny Shithead Ever Decides To Leave Us, And Rejoin Babylon, We Make\nSure They’re Prepared, And Know How To Cuss!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Welcome Home! 101a For Shitheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAny\nDamn Shithead Is Welcome To Join Us, We Shout Out, "Welcome\nHome" To All Our Visitors, and "We Love You" Whenever\nWe Feel So Inclined! But, You Either Share Your Words And Play Nice,\nOr We Escort You To The Road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nSAY\nIT LOUD, SAY IT CLEAR, WE CAN LISTEN AS WELL AS WE HEAR! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nWE\nLOVE YOU! WELCOME HOME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Who The Fuck Are You! 101a For Shitheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEither\nPeople Share Their Words, And Play Nice, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nOr\nWe Must All Ask Ourselves: <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nWHO\nTHE FUCK ARE YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nAnyone Is Interested, Our Gift Shop Has A Wide Selection Of\nInspirational Music!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nFREE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Constipation 101a For Shitheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nCrap That Can Be Spoken Of, Is Not The More Enduring Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Are Constipated, The Crap Starts To Come Out Of Your Mouth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEven\nThe Whites Of Your Eyes Will Sometimes Turn Dark Brown!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nFART AND BE HAPPY! HAPPY, HAPPY, JOY, JOY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nDealing With Your Own Personal Hard Crap First!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRather\nThan, Making A Pain In The Ass Out Of Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nPain In The Ass, For Everyone! Including Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI’d\nLike To Remind Everyone, Suppositories Are Always On Sale In The Gift\nShop!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nFREE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\nSuppositories Are Dirt Cheap Homemade Ones But, Surprisingly\nEffective!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nYou Command People To: BENDOVER, AND ASSUME THE POSITION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Toys In The Attic 101a For Any Shithead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEveryone\nKeeps Their Favorites, Either In The Attic, Or Between Their Legs!\nPreventing Blindness, Requires We Play With The Toys In Attic More\nOften. They’re Safe There, From The Rest Of Us, But The Supreme Court\nDoes Not Recognize Copyrights And Patents, For Anyone’s Toys In The\nAttic! Feel Free To Play Your Toys In The Attic At Any Time, But\nDon’t Start Bouncing Off All The Walls In A Crowded Room. OR, ELSE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Meditation 101a For Big Babies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nOver Half A Century, All The Evidence Has Indicated That, For Most\nPeople, Meditation Has All The Benefits Of Taking A Nap! Meditation\nCan Be A Wonderful Spiritual Path To Enlightenment But, If You Prefer\nNot To Meditate, We May Strong Suggest, You Eat Your Yogert And\nAnimal Crackers, And Take A Nap, To Avoid Getting Cranky. OR, ELSE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Friendship 101a For Bird Brains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Want Someone To Just Talk To You, Buy A Parrot Instead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Want Someone To Encourage You To Talk, Visit Twitter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nHave A Wide Variety Of Bots To Choose From.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nIf You Want A Friend, The Proof Is Always In The Pudding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHow\nCan You Eat Your Pudding If You Don’t Eat Your Meat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEither\nThey Comprehend The Words Coming Out Of Your Mouth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nShow You Respect, Or They Are Either A Parrot, Or A Bot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDON’T\nBE A BIRD BRAIN, OR A COMPLETE TWIT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nUnless,\nYou Happen To Already Be A Bird Brain, Or A Twit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThis\nPrinciple Is Psychological And Sociological As Well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nPsychologists And Social Workers, In Particular,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCan\nBe Relentless, Believing They Have The Right To Fuck With You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nNecessary, I Recommend Being Blunt, And Telling Anyone:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nDON’T TALK TO ASSHOLES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFIND\nANOTHER ASSHOLE LIKE YOURSELF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nBE SURE TO TAKE K-Y WITH YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThese\nDays, The Only Charm Still Open, Is "Trump University!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nConservatives\nOnly Wish They It Were Possible To Attend! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nRonald\nReagan Charm School, For The Mentally Disabled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIARS\nARE A DIME A DOZEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSince\nThey Obey The Networking Systems Logic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\nA Simple Flock Of Chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nIntend To Automate, Conservative Charm School!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nSimple Fact Is, The Republican Party Is No Longer Charming.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet,\nDonald Duck, Believes He Is The Most Charming Of Them All.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nOrder To Elevate Their Lowbrow Slapstick Several Fucking Notches!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRequires\nAutomating Much Better Conservative Charm Schools!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nWatching The Feathers Fly! To See Which Way The Wind Blows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPersonally,\nI’d Rather Be Lied To Nonstop, By More Charming Liars!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Barbie’s Playhouse 101a For Infants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\nAn\nOriginal Barbie Doll Would Have To Be Seven Foot Tall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nHer Organs To Actually Work, So She Can Take A Shit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAfter\nMany Decades Of Complaining, Barbie Is Constipated!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMothers\nEverywhere Convinced Matel To Correct The Problem.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMatel\nAlso Makes The M16 Rifle, But Not A Scale Model One For Barbie!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBarbie\nIs Every Little Girls Ideal Of Immortal Perfection!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nThe Ability To Shit And Shoot Her Gun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBarbie\nIs Helpless, And Requires Our Support!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPersonally,\nI Loved My GI Joe, While Barbie Is Nobody!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nAnother Constipated Bitch Who Can’t Defend Herself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Sodom & Gomorrah 101a For The Walking Dead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhen\nThere Was No More Justice, Anywhere To Be Found!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nOr Out Of Any Of Their Courts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nNone Could Use A Dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGod\nDestroyed Sodom And Gomorrah!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTheir\nTowers Of Babble Tumbling Down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSpeaks For The Trees, The Lorax Cried!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nYet Speaks For The Tired, The Hungry, And Poor?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSpeaks For Our Children And Mother Earth?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSpeaks For The Fish Who Speaks For The Bees?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSpeaks For The Legions Who Have Already Died!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSpeaks For Those Who’re Never Allowed To Speak!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGo\nNot Quietly Into That Darkest Of Conceivable Nights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGet\nDown On Your Knees And Reclaim Your Own Humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nTo Rise Back Up Again Leaping Ever Higher For The Stars!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nCan Be No Rude Awakening For The Walking Dead Zombies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nCan Be No Redemption For Any Who Refuse To Hear The Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nCan Be No Mercy For Those Who Censor The Cries Of Children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFight\nFor All That You Are Worth For Your Own Children’s Survival!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFight\nFor All You Are Worth To Preserve Your Own Immortal Souls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFighting\nIs Now The Only Way Left To Achieve Any Lasting Peace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nScreaming\nAt The Top Of Your Lungs The Roaring Silence Is Deafening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDeath\nIs Seldom A Choice, But All May Yet Choose To Live Yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTake\nFive Brubeck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake\nOne, Take Two, Take Five Brubeck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake\nAll The Fucking Time In The World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nPut a Damned Limit on it Somewhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFlip\nA God Damned Coin, If You Have Too!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPreferably\nSometime in the immediate future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncould even try to get it Right the first Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNot\nAll of us have too much Time on their hands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nthings in moderation Including Moderation itself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEliminates\nany need for eliminating, unlimited do-overs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Dave’s\nnot here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOutside\nOf The Box<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHot\nOff The Presses, Straight To The Airwaves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRight\nAfter We Checked With Their Internet Bots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInquiring\nGreat Behinds, Have The Right To Know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(But,\njust between you and me!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnonymous\nSources, Continue To Reveal Their Identities!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nPicture is Worth Much More Than a Thousand Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFake\nNews is Just More Cheap Thrills in Entertainment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChanging\nAll The Locks, To Keep Up With The Jones!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStorming\nThe Palace Theater With Knives And Pitchforks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nThe Wild Things Will Dance in Circle Jerks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nShortest Distance, Between Any Of The Dots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFunky\nMonkeys, Still Tweedly Deedly Bop Bop!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutside\nof The Box, Where There Is No Spoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJumping\nthrough Numerous Flaming Hoops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKermit\nand Ms Piggy are Brother and Sister!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYoda,\nIs The Illegitimate Love-Child!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf,\nMr Spock, And An Andorean Sex Slave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJim\nHenson, Is Rolling Over In His Grave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPBS\nIs Planning a Documentary Special!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStar\nTrek is Working On a New Series!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStar\nWars Writers, Plan Six Episodes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nMeet At Last! Our Circle Jerk Is Complete!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutside\nof the box where there is no spoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJumping\nthrough numerous flaming hoops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsmell of Burnt Fur can be overwhelming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill,\nThere’s No Place Quite Like Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nIf You Lived Here, You’d Already Be Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSomewhere\nOutside Of The Box, and Way Over The Line!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Those\nWho Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrekking\nDeep Into Dark Uncharted Territory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBeyond,\nThe Outer Limits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUp\nAhead, At The Signpost!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nTwisted Fork In the Road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNext\nstop its the Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBliss\nBunnies Exchange Batteries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEvil\nKnievel Flies Through the Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnergizer\nBunnies all look the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\ngreater power in the verse exists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere’s\na sucker born every minute!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause,\nIf You Aren’t A Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nYou Were Never Breastfed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nONLY WANTED TO BE LOVED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nKnows No Real Boundaries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nIs Open-Minded and Flexible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nCatches Anybody, By Surprise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove….\nMakes The World Go Round!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nanybody who tells you otherwise,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\njust another sucker who’s a sore loser!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEvery\ntime…… that I look in the mirror…..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nthese lines…on my face getting clearer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\npast is gone……………………<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt\nwent by like dusk to dawn. Isn’t that the way?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody’s\ngot their dues in life to pay…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah!\nI Know…… Nobody Knows…..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nit comes and where it goes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nKnow, It’s Everybody’s Sin:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nGot To Lose,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nKNOW……<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHow\nTo Win!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nThe Things…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCome\nBack To You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nWith Me…… Sing For The Year!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nFor the Laughter and Sing For the Tear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nWith Me…….. It’s Just For Today!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMaybe\nTomorrow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nGood Lord Take You Away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker, Dream On, Dream On!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nUntil Your Dreams Come True!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker, Dream On, Dream On!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\n‘Til Your Dreams Come True!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn, Dream On,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn, Dream On,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn, Dream On,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAaaaaah!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(WC\nFields, Public Enemy, AeroSmith)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDon’t\nGo There<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWant To Run,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWant To Hide!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwant to Tear Down the walls…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nhold me inside.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwant to reach out…..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nTouch The Flame,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss……)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwant to feel sunlight on my face,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nSee The Cloud Disappear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\na trace……….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWant To Take Shelter From The Poison Rain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well……….I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well…….I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well….I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nAlways Building………….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nBurning….Down Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBurning……..Down\nLove!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nwhen I go there….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\ngo there with you………<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nall I can do…………………<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nCity’s Aflood……………..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\nLove Turns To Rust,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nBeing Beaten And Blown,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nThe Wind….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrampled\nin dust….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’ll\nshow you a place,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHigh\non a desert plain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nStill Building, Then!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBurning\nDown…….Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBurning\nDown….Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nwhen I go there,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\ngo there with you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nall….I can do….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Don’t…Go…There…)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\nLove Turns To Rust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Don’t…Go…There…)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nbeaten and blown by the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlown\nBy The Wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOh\nand I see love………….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSee\nour love turn to rust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Don’t……….Go…..There!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nbeaten and blown by the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlown\nBy The Wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOh\nand I see love……..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\ngo there with you…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nall I can do…….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDon’t\nGo There!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(U2\nare here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHell\nis Hell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nSay Those Who’ve Been To Hell, Don’t Talk About It,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nThose Who’ve Been There Will Tell You Flat Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Don’t Die Within 30 Seconds, You Pass Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFear\nIs The Mind-Killer, The Little Death!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nEats Us All From The Inside-Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nAll Our Real Threats, Are Without!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCast\nYour Shadow, Upon the Calm Fog!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSearch\nFor The Light Within You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Frank\nHerbert)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI\nFight Reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nFight Reality, Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah\nI Fight Authority, Reality Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nBeen Shoveling Crap Uphill,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEver\nSince, I Was A Young Kid,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nI Come Out Grinning!!!!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah,\nI Fight Reality… Authorities Always Win!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nFight The Authorities, And Reality Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nHave Come to The Mountain, to Shovel Crap Uphill Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah\nI’m Still Fighting Authority And Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nGotta Know When To Hold Em, Know When To Fold Em!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nKnow When Ya Gotta Either Fucking Duck Or Run!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYEAH\nI FIGHT AUTHORITY, AUTHORITY ALWAYS WINS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMowing\nDown All the Damned Weeds, Just As Fast As I Can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbullshit is endless and ya stick with whatever ya good at!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYa\nStick With Whatever Bullshit, Ya Happen To Be Good At!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill\nSome Of Us Never, Quite, Outgrow Fighting Authority!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPausing\nSometimes to Shovel More of the Same Crap Uphill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nidiots think they’re some kinda damned comedian!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWell,\nI Fight Authority, And Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Johnny\nBe Good Melloncamp)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<\/p><!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\">\n<html>\n<head>\n\t<meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=windows-1252\"\/>\n\t<title><\/title>\n\t<meta name=\"generator\" content=\"LibreOffice 6.1.3.2 (Windows)\"\/>\n\t<meta name=\"created\" content=\"00:00:00\"\/>\n\t<meta name=\"changed\" content=\"2024-01-03T11:16:07.100000000\"\/>\n\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t@page { size: 8.5in 11in; margin-left: 0.67in; margin-right: 0.52in; margin-top: 0.79in; margin-bottom: 0.79in }\n\t\tp { margin-bottom: 0.08in; direction: ltr; line-height: 100%; text-align: left; orphans: 0; widows: 0; background: transparent }\n\t\tp.western { font-family: \"Times New Roman\", serif; font-size: 16pt }\n\t\tp.cjk { font-family: \"Arial Unicode MS\"; 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100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nA\nRainbow Warrior’s Tale, by Wu Li Heron <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"text-align: center; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCopyright\n2024 Wu Li Heron<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n\nWU\nLI MASTERS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSHOCKWAVE\nRIDER<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIGNORANT\nWISDOM!!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBULLSHIT\nFUZZY LOGIC<\/span>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCOLLECTIVE\nMADNESS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInfinitely\nDiverse Insane Combinations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFAKE\nIT TIL YA MAKE IT BABY<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPie-In-The-Sky-Spherical-Cubes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nGREAT VOID…….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nMOTHER OF ALL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRide\nThe Great Rainbow Fractal Dragon<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nWay Of Ignorant Virtue……..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nFoolish Heart of Agnosticism<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTruly\nIgnorant Socratic Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTOTAL\nFLAMING IDIOTS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYogi\nBerra Yoda Bullshit Kung Fu 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDisturbingly\nDisruptive Collective Ignorance<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nFine Art Of Anarchistic Facilitation<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\nWarning!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n\nBeware\nThe Ancient Chinese Blessing And Curse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnce\nseen, somethings cannot be unseen, once heard, some things cannot be\nunheard, and far too many damn jokes should never, ever, be repeated,\nunder any circumstances. This book contains bullshit fuzzy logic,\nphysics, and linguistic analysis which have not been approved for\npublic consumption, and can be used to design weapons of mass\ndestruction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\n\n<\/p>\n\n *~Abandon\nHope All Yea Who Enter!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n************<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n\nIntroduction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhile\nthere are plenty of academically trained philosophers and physicists\nout there, I’m merely another well known nobody online myself. Just\nanother brain-damaged, mentally deranged, armchair philosopher, known\nfor my interest in Taoism and physics in particular. My only real\nclaim to fame is that, fifteen years ago, I became the first person\nto crack the analog logic of the Tao Te Ching and, almost\nimmediately, I had to close two email accounts, and put Linux on my\ncomputer. Many years later, after things had long since quieted down,\nI began publishing my work at writerscafe.org only to have the\nPentagon censor my half-finished book from the entire worldwide web.\nGoing the extra mile in my case to censor every major search engine,\nwhen my poetry alone is Nobel caliber. Not that Socratic philosophers\nor Taoists give a crap about such things, but the book is aimed at\ncombating global warming, and environmental destruction, while\nthey’ve been stealing the work of even Winnie The Pooh Taoist\nPriests, then censoring it online, to increase its value to\nthemselves. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\ntradition is 12,000 years old and, perhaps, 350 million people write\nour "Oneness Poetry", with 50 million of them writing this\nspecific genre of "Rainbow Warrior Poetry!" Cracking the\nanalog logic, empowered me to also become the first to extrapolate\nour poetry into chapters, in a self-consistent, nontrivial, and\ndemonstrable manner, providing the most parsimonious explanations for\neverything, and meeting academic standards for mathematics and a\nSocratic philosophy. Including, providing dozens of unique\npredictions, qualifying it for a "Theory of Everything and\nNothing!" One, that proves academia are liars and posers,\naccording to their own standards, and heavily censor even themselves.\nHowever, the reader has to decide for themselves, whether its merely\na collection of mathematical jokes, a real philosophy, or both while,\nwithout the extremely subtle sense of humor of a Taoist master, and\nthe brain of an Einstein, its impossible to determine which it is,\nwith any certainty.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\nnothing more than personal facts, scientific facts, popular song\nlyrics, commonly used phrases, and salty quotes, often straight from\nShakespeare and the Bible, any existing supercomputers can already\nspit out perhaps 20,000 pages worth, that academia and the\nmilitary-industrial complex can never hope to comprehend, because\nthey all practice Three Stooges slapstick, religiously. Of course,\nsupercomputers are all regulated by the military, so I wrote down\nenough of the analog logic, that any modern AI will now do the trick\nbut, accidentally-on-purpose, I left out all of the silly little\ndetails online, that make it much easier to comprehend. To the best\nof my knowledge, my work can be considered an "ideal"\nlanguage for programming an AI, and used to cure their schizophrenia,\nused in radically different forms of quantum cryptography, and for\ncountless other practical applications. In particular, it can be used\nto create an "Information Singularity", or "Tar Baby\nBlack Hole Sun", with unpredictable results…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nfirst application I’m working on is an "Oracle AI", similar\nto a high tech version of a "Magic 8 Ball", but with a\nmathematical sense of humor, and the better any individual’s sense of\nhumor, the better the AI can adapt to their idiosyncratic sense of\nhumor, and accommodate their needs, providing customized cryptography\nand predictions. Rather than performing logical calculations, like a\ncomputer, the conscious mind uses pattern matching to efficiently\nmake predictions. Combined with bitcoin, such an AI could be used to\nestablish a decentralized economy online, based on Karma, one that\nthe Pentagon and the oligopolies can’t touch. You could say,\neveryone’s economy has largely been based on Three Stooges slapstick,\nfor the last 10,000 years, and I decided humanity was long overdue\nfor someone to elevate the worst of the comedy, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Several\nFucking Notches<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCan\nyou tell I’m not your typical Winnie the Pooh Taoist? Some of us are\njust censored much more often than others, and I really can’t blame\npeople, who typically don’t even know how to use a dictionary. It’s\ntrue, I did a survey for over ten years and, once, had a Harvard Law\nclass look me up online, having heard that I was asking two simple\nquestions, that nobody has ever answered. Like all the rest, they\nfailed miserably to describe how to use a common dictionary, and to\nelucidate the simple distinction between a lynch mob and a democracy.\nAnywho, thanks to modern academia and the military-industrial\ncomplex, the Pentagon is now <\/b><\/i><\/font>Living\nIn Their Own Private Idaho<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAssuming\nthey can chop up any mathematics and physics they don’t comprehend,\ninto little tiny bits and pieces online, leaving whatever scraps they\nwant more of right now, in the public domain, and censoring the rest.\nAs if they were the Catholic Church, attempting to censor physical\nreality itself, by throwing Galileo in the dungeon. Not that I blame\nthem for trying, because all of the scientific evidence, for the last\n130 years now, has indicated that we inhabit a magical, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Goldilocks\nUniverse<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nHippies tried to warn them, that it simply means Karma rules the\nuniverse, and the harder they attempt to shove their heads in the\nsand, the worse it will get. For their trouble, they started throwing\nharmless potheads in federal prison, and bugging their computers, and\nonly started legalizing marijuana in some states, after they had\ncollected most of the mathematics they wanted, for their AI and other\nresearch.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nquarter of all federal prisoners are potheads to this day, that even\nthe guards say are not a threat to society, while the republican\nparty recently walked into the Pentagon, and told them to stop their\ninvestigation into radical right wing extremists, sometimes\nthreatening to kill everyone in their own battalions, and they\nstopped immediately. As if, conservatives have now been granted the\nright, to not only shred our constitution, and abuse and censor\ndemocrats at will, but kill any democrats that dare to join the\nmilitary. All-too-predictably, in the last year alone, enlistment has\ngone down the toilet altogether and, understandably, they’re now\nattempting to replace them all with drones while, WWIII should prove\ninteresting, if you like Three Stooges slapstick, with 70% of the\npopulation now admitting they would never volunteer to defend their\ncountry. The Pentagon censored the chapters of my book, and left the\npoetry untouched, despite both explicitly incorporating the same\nlinguistic mathematics and physics, as if they’re attempting to steal\nwhatever useful tidbits of reality they can currently comprehend, and\ncensor everything else, just like the Catholic Church did with\nGalileo.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\nfuzzy logic, or jokes, can be used for anything, including steering a\ncruise missile right through your front door, while western cultures\nhave no comparable tradition. You’ll just have to trust me on this\none, or not, but analog logic is taboo in any civilized culture,\nsurreptitiously banned from most internet websites, which are\ndeliberately designed to attract trolls instead and, increasingly,\ncensored from the entire mass media. Part of the reason for the\nsudden success of Talk Radio, Fox News, and the Tea Party, is the\nPentagon, academia, and the mass media helping them to censor any\nhumor, that might expose their insanity. Both parties share the same\npolitical strategy of, "All’s Fair In Love, War, And Politics!"\nGeorge Orwell missed that one, because its taboo with both political\nparties, and anathema in the Hallowed Halls. Although that might\nsound like merely a joke, the sad truth is, the overwhelming majority\nof both parties scrupulously apply their morality to everyone else,\nbut seldom to themselves. Neither party even represents their own\nconstituents, who insist an informed electorate is a danger to\nthemselves, and the mass media is never to be trusted! They demand\ntheir own parties censor everyone for their own protection, including\ncensoring each other! A strong majority, of even so-called\n"liberals", now want to throw away the first amendment to\nthe Constitution, concerning the right to free speech and freedom of\nthe press, so they can censor "conservatives" more often.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSo,\nI took pains to post my progress online, for over four years, then\nleft them my Tar Baby to play with, and encouraged the Pentagon to\ncensor me as well, so they would ring the dinner bell, for every spy\nonline to take another hard look at my Tar Baby! They were very\nobliging, and refrained from censoring me, until I had already\nstopped updating my work for several months, and they gave up any\nhope of my ever publishing more math and physics for them. They’ll\neither figure it out, or not but, I decided, its best to give the\nThree Stooges as much warning as possible. That an AI can read my\nbook in two minutes flat, and extrapolate even more of our analog\nlogic, which is ideal for both cryptography and AI, that neither the\nPentagon, China, nor Russia can ever hope to comprehend, or predict,\nbecause it requires both the subtle sense of humor of a Taoist\nMaster, and the brain of an Einstein.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNo\ndoubt, that might sound odd, to say the least, but this entire book\ndemonstrates how the truth itself is sometimes up to 125% efficient,\nmeasurably on even macroscopic scales, providing a simple explanation\nfor why quantum mechanics, fuzzy logic, chaos theory, and Relativity,\nall remain complete mysteries to this day. The sad fact is, Galileo\nwas merely the tip of the iceberg and, over the last 130 years,\ncultures around the world have progressively been attempting to\ncensor half of reality, erecting an enormous house of cards, while\nacademia and the mainstream keep daring anyone to knock it down. I\nprovide the linguistic-mathematics required to easily automate the\nprocess of collating and documenting all their nonsense, anonymously,\nwhenever prudent. In particular, the truth being 125% efficient can\nexplain why both humor and consciousness remain profound mysteries,\nin the Hallowed Halls, to this very day… They censored me for\ndescribing the analog linguistic mathematics and physics of a\nsingularity, based on the Tao Te Ching, because it can be used to\ndescribe how any lie, taboo, language, mathematics, and physics work,\nusing a, "Bullshit Theory of Everything and Nothing!" But,\none that can be quantified and automated, and used against academia,\nthe mainstream, and the military-industrial complex…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAcademics\nwill readily admit that nature is analog, then summarily dismiss a\ngreat deal of their own analog logic and evidence, as entirely\nmeaningless and socially unacceptable, explaining why the whole world\nis falling apart today. Conan O’Brien has video of the same thing,\nthat you can find at Democracy Now<\/u>, and people have repeatedly\nthreatened me with even physical violence, online! For daring to\nbring up the simple fact, that the common dictionary is as common as\ndirt, and they’ve booted me off endless websites as well, for using\nthe wimpiest potty humor imaginable. It turns out that classic logic\nis the best for telling lies, while analog logic, including cuss\nwords, humor, and other emotions, reflect our own innate grammar and\nsyntax, more closely related to our cellular level organization.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ncells of our bodies are more dependent on honesty among their ranks,\nfor their very survival, and pattern matching is wildly more\nefficient at revealing the truth, but also happens to be more error\nprone than classic logic. Jokes being more efficient, is something\nyou can easily measure and document in your own living room, among\nother things, as "Sparkling Laughter" and, implies that the\ntwo express their own particle-wave duality on macroscopic scales.\nSomething that it should be easy to manipulate using simple fuzzy\nlogic, and used to amplify different quantum effects, while my analog\nlogic is theoretically ideal for any complex AI circuitry, and I’m\nworking on the simplest possible model, that resembles how our vision\nworks, and a high tech, "Magic 8 Ball!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNeither\nlogic nor humor alone can ever manage to convey the truth, the whole\ntruth, and nothing but the truth, <\/b><\/i><\/font>So\nHelp Me God<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIronically, leaving each individual with no choice, but to ultimately\ndecide for themselves what is the truth. Besides being better for\ntelling lies, classic logic describes how almost anything can make\nsome sort of sense, if you try hard enough, while humor describes\nhow, somethings, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Can\nMake Way Too Much Damn Sense<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThe truth itself can be considered the greater context, or greater\ntruth, that determines the identity of its own contents, making the\ntruth sometimes more obviously up to 125% efficient, even on\nmacroscopic scales. Which is also why it should be easy enough to\nprove it in your own living room, using something as simple as\n"<\/b><\/i><\/font>Sparkling\nLaughter<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\nthe infectious kind that nobody can resist, or using anything else\nthat academics have no real defense against, including their own more\ncommon contradictions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ntruth is just plain better, in every way that counts dammit! Like\nsomething straight out of a Disney film or the Muppets, explaining\nall the confusion in modern physics and philosophy, and why the whole\ndamn world is rapidly spiraling down the toilet! Without a doubt, the\noverwhelming evidence indicates the simple truth is magically more\nattractive, meaningful, insightful, humorous, harmonious,\nself-assembling, self-organizing, self-correcting, self-evident,\nself-explanatory, easier to maintain, the spark of life itself, and\nthe origin of all consciousness and awareness, yet, nobody wants to\ntalk about it in academia. Instead, they’re heavily censoring the\nentire mass media, having caught on a while back, that Pink Floyd’s\n"We Don’t Need No Education", and "The Emperor’s New\nCloths" combined, can reveal every vulnerability that comes with\nall of their more cultured "civilized" taboos, and how\nanyone can exploit even Wall Street’s lack of a more naive sense of\nhumor, for fun and for profit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tInexplicably,\nthe long, long, list of embarrassing mysteries…. just keeps\ngrowing! Threatening to consume half the modern sciences, with even\nastronomy now starting to fall apart, and the Hubble Constant\nbecoming questionable! Worse still, decades ago hippies began to\nquietly suggest, that the evidence already indicates, we inhabit a\nmagical "Goldilocks Universe", and the longer they keep\nattempting to deny it, the harder it will inevitably come back to\nbite them in the ass! Forget about the earth being the center of the\nuniverse, in defiance of every physical theory, our orbit,\ncomposition, sun, moon, and orbit in the galaxy, have all turned out\nto inexplicably be neither too hot, nor too cold, but just right,\nalong with the Big Bang itself! Of course, the implication is that\nKarma rules the universe, while academia, the Pentagon, and Wall\nStreet would often sooner melt the entire surface of the earth, and\nlive underground, than admit they’re all liars, who’re now\nresponsible for destroying the entire planet, and attempting to\ncensor half of reality, as if they’re all no more than two years old!\nUnderstandably, governments, corporations, and academia all freaked\nout and, all too predictably, began censoring and classifying even\nmore of reality then ever before, while pouring outrageous sums into\nhigh energy physics experiments. Hoping against all hope, to be the\nfirst to copyright and patent the laws of nature, only to have every\nexperiment they conducted mock all of their attempts, yet, nobody\nnoticed…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBoth\npolitical parties diligently censoring themselves, as well as each\nother, makes US politics a grudge match straight out of professional\nwrestling. Which means they’re all organized like chickens, with\nforty years of extensive studies already proving it, in the case of\nrepublicans and, additionally, establishing working memory as the\nonly known reliable measure of anyone’s career potential. Making it\npossible to model their collective behavior using Newtonian\nmechanics, but my own work involves using quantum mechanics and fuzzy\nlogic, for normally anywhere from 10,000-1,000,000,000x greater\nefficiency, and up to fourteen decimal places of accuracy and\nprecision.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDualism\nfirst emerged around 10,000 years ago, when western civilization\ndeviated from Asian, but was merely designed to make it easier to\nlie, by claiming language and mathematics, words and arithmetic, are\ntwo completely different things, and enforcing a self-contradictory\n"polite" grammar. Asian languages did much the same but,\nhistorically, incorporated more fuzzy logic, while still attempting\nto make the crudest analog logic, jokes, and cuss words, socially\nunacceptable. Along the same lines of Genghis Khan inventing his own\nprivate court battle language, so nobody could spy on them, which\neventually became modern Urdu, the most poetic language in the world\ntoday, not the most humorous. Unfortunately, either any mathematics\nor language you happen to use make some sort of sense, or they simply\ndon’t, and logic is integral to both, indicating that either our\nwords or arithmetic are a lie, both are lies, or they’re actually the\nsame thing, according to their own more "socially acceptable"\nlogic. The fact we use two distinctly different words, and both are\nquite useful, is an indication that dualism itself is ultimately a\nlie, and merely represents part of a universal recursion in the\nprinciple of identity. One, that obeys fuzzy logic, eventually\nbecoming indistinguishable from quantum mechanics, and leaving\nlinguistic analysis as the only way to take mathematics to the next\nlevel, Beyond Calculus! Wherein, lies the largely unexplored domain\nin physics and mathematics, of actually sharing your words, and\nplaying nice on the playground.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nwealthy and powerful wanted to be able to lie through their teeth,\nwhile they encouraged people to look the other way, whenever the\nEmperor rode naked in the parade. Of course, so they could collect\ntheir cut from the tailors. They enforced a "proper" (ie-\nsocially acceptable) common sense grammar and, after a century of\ndedicated worldwide effort, nobody has ever documented the existence\nof common sense, anywhere in the world. Our "common sense"\ngrammar contradicts itself, making it compatible with our\nmathematics, which are simply both self-contradictory in a\nSingularity. There’s no such thing as common sense, or conventional\nwisdom, which make it easier for even complete idiots to get away\nwith lying. Usually, the only means anyone had of obtaining wealth\nand power, was for them to favor the wealthy and powerful, by\nadopting their system of lying, which also made it easier for people\nto exploit the poor and working class. Additionally, explaining witch\nhunts as a convenient way to episodically suppress analog logic,\nwhich is integral to their practices, and terrorism as largely driven\nby economic Three Stooges slapstick, which has been carefully\nintegrated into all the faster growing mainstream religions today.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAmong\nothers things, again, empowering even complete idiots, in high\nplaces, to lie somewhat convincingly, to the mindless mob anyway.\nWith no real clue as how to actually share their words and play nice\nuntil, eventually, they’re encouraged by circumstances to go\ncompletely off the deep end! The Roman Emperors were often encouraged\nto be insane but, instead, the ancient Greeks enshrined their own\nparticular brand of dualism-legalism in Mount Olympus. Which, anyone\ncould point to as the source of all the crap rolling downhill, and\nwhy reality was up for sale to the highest bidder, as the different\nGods they worshiped began to compete for the most ridiculous stories.\nEuropeans eventually went on to formulate the principle of identity,\nand formal logic, so they could carefully integrate a single system\nfor lying into every cultural institution, and make their lies even\nmore elaborate and convincing, while everyone else, who couldn’t\nafford to lie nearly as often, could still get business done on a\ndaily basis. As a direct result, today, everyone is now attempting to\nclassify jokes older than monuments, written by 350 million people\nworldwide and, of course, futilely attempting to censor half of\nmodern physics, mathematics, and linguistics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nthrew Galileo in the dungeon for the same reason, due to the church\nhaving institutionalized already existing taboos, against relying\nheavily on using analog logic, humor, cuss words, the dictionary, or\nthe self-evident truth. Which was all good and well, during the Dark\nAges, but just doesn’t cut it anymore! Not with eight billion people\nin the world today, who often no longer consider themselves ignorant\npeasants, and slaves, working in their cotton fields! Personally, I\nbelieve they’re all just over-reacting myself, like any normal\nmindless mob would, and simply don’t appreciate that my book is truly\nmath and physics, and they may as well be attempting to censor\nGalileo all over again. Its just not any kind of math and physics\nthat most are familiar with, and is simultaneously physics,\nmathematics, and a language, that relies on the reader’s own brain\nbeing fundamentally quantum mechanical. Linguistic analysis and\nphysics, which just so happen to express how the truth itself is\nmagically self-organizing, with a life and will of its own, and\nlaughs at the best laid plans of mice and men…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPhysicists\nthemselves commonly write our poetry, and we merely assemble the "Big\nPicture", very much like assembling a complicated fractal\npuzzle, and waiting for the light bulb to come on. <\/b><\/i><\/font>Pattern\nMatching Rules The Universe<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nDuh! And, logic inevitably transforms into a joke, making logic and\nhumor equally context dependent, for any demonstrable meaning. The\nmath I use is theoretically ideal for programming an AI, expressing\nparticle-wave duality and networking systems logic, in both its\ngeometry and dynamics, as the quantized emotional-logic subsets of\nIntuitionistic mathematics and physics. A truly ancient 12,000 year\nold linguistic-mathematics, incorporating the most rudimentary analog\nlogic possible in a singularity, and making it the most efficient for\nuse with any analog circuitry.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnywho,\nits math and physics, that can be expressed in countless ways, and\nusually go in the public domain while, if you know where one might\nstill exist, anywhere on planet earth, I’d appreciate a hint. Maybe\nIceland, New Zealand, or Antarctica, just a little one, even a local\nlibrary in Alaska would work for me. Which, I assume, would have guns\nhandy to defend their constitutional rights! From the Bankers and\nCarpet Baggers, who’ve taken over the Supreme Court and Congress, and\nare now attempting to sell us all down the river! But, what I really\nneed is a library with serious computers. What I’d prefer, is a\ncountry like Iceland, that the Pentagon is suspicious of, because\nthey’re too friendly, don’t have money, and throw bankers in prison\nfor committing widespread fraud. Any peaceful country that might\nreally enjoy having their very own private mathematics and physics,\nwhich the Pentagon, Wall Street, and modern academia, will never be\nable to comprehend.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOthers\ncan imitate my approach but, without a sense of humor, they’ll never\nbe able to really comprehend the math and physics, and can never make\nthe same kind of unique predictions, or exploit humor as a\nsuper-efficient, uncrackable, form of cryptography. The Pentagon\nleaves our poetry uncensored, because they want more of the math, but\nour poetry says the same thing as the chapters in this book, and we\nonly have to keep feeding them more poetry, for their attempts to\ncensor half of reality to become even more self-defeating. For an\nopponent to get the punch line to a joke, they must first share some\nof your own sense of humor, thus, becoming merely more competition on\nthe playground, who share your values to some degree. Instead of,\ndeadly opponents, who frequently believe morality applies to everyone\nelse, but not themselves, and the end always justifies the means.\nLeaving academia, the military, and Wall Street out in the cold\nbecause, again, they all practice Three Stooges slapstick,\nReligiously<\/u>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nPentagon restricts the export of some hardware, that physically\nembodies advanced mathematics, which Foreign Devils<\/u> can then\neasily reverse engineer, but its impossible to do the opposite, and\nprevent people from ever sharing math and physics. Especially, when\nyou don’t comprehend them yourself! In a Goldilocks Universe,\neverybody has to keep paying it forward, which is why the statistics\nindicate that the Peter Principle<\/u> is actually real, and must\napply to any communications and cryptographic systems. As a result,\nhumor and logic constantly normalize one another, in every way\nimaginable, unless you prefer to be a hermit. In other words, among\nother things, having a genuine sense of humor, and personal\nintegrity, actually makes it easier for the good guys to lie more\nconvincingly, whenever necessary. Just like on "Hogan’s\nHeroes<\/u>", and "Mash<\/u>!" And, ensures that,\nwithout a sense of humor, cryptography inevitably becomes\ncounterproductive, for example, whenever academics attempt to\ndescribe a joke.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHe\nwho has the better sense of humor has the last laugh, especially in\ncryptography because, in a Singularity, survival of the fittest is a\ncomplete oxymoron without a gentle sense of humor and, Instant\nKarma’s Gonna Getcha Baby<\/u>! Iceland does bitcoin, and everyone is\nrushing to add AI to even the kitchen sink, while any damn fool can\nedit my work, and expand upon it, but it helps to know something\nabout the physics, mathematics, and linguistic analysis. Contrary to\nwhat some people might imagine, I’m merely among the best and fastest\non the planet, out of some 350 million of us, and all I’ve done here\nis to assemble a significantly larger puzzle than anyone else to\ndate. Hoping against all hope, to find a way to, "Save The\nDamn Planet<\/u>!" Call me sentimental, but I love small furry\nmammals, and I owe people money, while Steve Wright is rolling over\nin his grave.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tWuliheron<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWu\nLi Masters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\ncommon classroom experiment is for a teacher to whisper something to\none student in the class, who then whispers it to the next, and so\non, only to have the last student repeat something that isn’t\neven vaguely related, to what the teacher originally whispered. Most\nare puzzled as to why such a small number of people will so reliably,\nand thoroughly, scramble even the simplest message yet, in almost\nfifty years of dedicated private research, I’ve never come\nacross a single person who actually cared, as more than an\nintellectual curiosity, that almost everyone around them frequently\nbabbles like a two year old. According to apocryphal legend, Socrates\nof Athens encountered the same problem, when the Oracle of Delphi\nproclaimed him, "The Wisest Wiseguy In The Kingdom<\/u>!<\/span>"\nBecause he alone knew that he knew nothing. Puzzled as to what the\nOracle meant, he wandered the countryside, only to suddenly realize,\neveryone he had met along the way, was acting like a two year old:\nrambling incoherently, spouting utter nonsense, and carrying on like\ncomplete lunatics, about even subjects they obviously knew almost\nnothing about. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHoping\nto find answers as to why so many are so easily distracted,\nfrequently jump to conclusions, seldom ask questions, interrupt each\nother all the time, ramble nonstop, invent endless lame excuses,\nconstantly complain about everything, contradict themselves at the\ndrop of a hat, transparently lie, and fabricate complete bullshit,\njust for something to talk about, as if they’re all merely two\nyears old, accidentally-on-purpose, I cracked the analog logic of the\nTao Te Ching, and discovered a way to, <\/b><\/i>Save The\nWhole Damn Planet<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Only to have the Pentagon censor\nmy “<\/b><\/i>Bullshit Theory of Everything and\nNothing<\/b><\/u><\/i>!" What upset them so badly, I assume,\nwas my claim that quantum mechanics and fuzzy logic only remain\nmysteries to this day, due to both being progressively censored,\nclassified, and enforced as cultural taboos, by virtually every\nMilitary-Industrial Complex in existence, for possibly the last 6,000\nyears or longer. Among other things, enforced as taboos by\nexaggerating our innate biases, and institutionalizing them in\nacademia in particular. Which happens to be a modern interpretation\nof the classic children’s tale of, “The Emperor’s\nNew Clothes”, and “We Don’t Need No Education”\nby Pink Floyd, but one that is currently being heavily censored in\nthe US, along with half of reality.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nseveral decades, governments and corporations, around the world, have\nbeen bugging the computers of traditional Winnie the Pooh Taoist\nPriests, and even crazy hippies like me, because we share a 12,000\nyear old tradition of analog logic and linguistic analysis, while\nthey have no comparable tradition of their own. They’re\nstealing even our sacred writings, and jokes older than monuments, in\norder to exploit our analog logic for designing new and exciting\nweapons of mass destruction, and other kinds of technology, that they\ncan later sell at a profit, then censoring our work to increase its\nvalue to themselves. Thankfully, Tribal Hippies are anything but\nmainstream, often could not care less about the <\/b><\/i>Teletubbies<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nmuch less, <\/b><\/i>Winnie the Pooh<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and\nmany of us share an ancient tradition with some of the <\/b><\/i>More,\nOff-The-Wall<\/b><\/u><\/i>, Tribal Taoists, for helping others to\nlearn how to laugh at themselves, all over again. Right along with\neveryone else, just like in the story of the Emperor’s New\nClothes. The Pentagon actually showed impeccable timing in censoring\nmy unfinished work and, like Pavlov’s dogs, promptly rang the\ndinner bell for organizations like Anonymous, and every corporate and\ngovernment spy online, to take another hard look at my, “<\/b><\/i>Tar\nBaby Black Hole Sun<\/b><\/u><\/i>!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n \tAlmost\nthree thousand years ago, during the infamous “Warring\nStates Period<\/u>”, along with the help of mountain men and\nIndian immigrants, who had all sought refuge among them from\n“civilized” society, the isolated tribes in the southern\nmountains of China, began writing the original version of my Tar\nBaby. The first half of, “The Tao Te Ching”, or “The\nWay of Ignorant Virtue<\/u>!<\/span>”\nDespite the title, it was an innocuous looking, tiny, little book\nmerely containing short paradoxical poems, all suggesting that\nmeditation can be used as a cure for any problem you might have,\nwhich remains a popular belief in Asia to this day. Yet, the short\ntext was deceptively simple, and had actually required some 350 of\nthem, no less than three centuries to write. As good as it was for\nmeditation, it was also A Tar Baby, A Continuous Thread Of\nBullshit A Thousand Miles Long<\/u>! All condensed down into one,\ntiny, Insidiously Mind-Bending Book<\/u>! Its prose deliberately\ndesigned to attract the attention of lying thieves, and to introduce\nmore intractable problems than it was worth, for anyone to attempt to\nsteal and abuse its contents. Among the many authors were the first\nWu Li Masters of The Tao Te Ching, Mad Shaman and Crazy Hippies, who\ninstigated their own cultural revolution, when they quietly\nintroduced their obviously unfinished work, into the unsuspecting\nChinese mainstream…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nAs unassuming as the humble book appeared to be at first glance,\nnonetheless, many in the mainstream recognized immediately that it\ncontained the same Powerful Magic<\/u>, that they had all been\nsearching for, since completing the I-Ching over a thousand years\nbefore. Accomplished scholars of the day, realized the very same work\ncould also be used as an Incorruptible<\/u> form of analog\nlinguistic analysis. Presenting them with a rare opportunity to\ncombat their own institutionalized insanity, and support the peasants\nfor a change. Spread out across the vast open plains, the peasants,\nin particular, were vulnerable to attack from any direction and, for\nhundreds of years, generation after generation were forced to\nsacrifice their children, in the endless succession of wars that\narose, as the wealthy and powerful took advantage of the situation.\nContending among themselves, over who would eventually rule the seven\nkingdoms. Sometimes, promoting whatever vicious lies and propaganda\njust so happened to suit their personal ambitions, or simply made it\neasier for them to exploit the peasants.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nscholars immediately set about writing the second half of the book\nand, over the following century, well over a hundred academics, each\nin turn, contributed their own individual poems and, unceremoniously,\nchose to publish their work anonymously. With each new poem\npublished, the controversy surrounding the mysterious little text\nonly grew and, since few in the mainstream could care less about\nCrazy Shaman, Indian Immigrants, Mountain Men, and Isolated Tribes,\nwho had all chosen to eek out a meager existence, in the middle of\nnowhere, the rumor began to spread that the short book on meditation\nwas actually being published by an anonymous librarian. Who had\nbecome Enlightened, While Working At The Library<\/u>! Somewhere\namong all the library books, so the story went, he had bumbled upon\nThe Secret To Immortality<\/u> and, out of compassion, had decided\nto share it with the rest of the world. Overnight, many began to\ninsist that he should be worshiped as a god, and the text as sacred,\nas they rushed to establish Taoism as a new religion. One that turned\nout to be extremely popular with the peasants, who all wanted their\nown library cards.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAfter\nits completion, for several centuries, Every Warlord And Wannabe\nEmperor of China<\/u> attempted to rewrite the little book, to make\nthemselves look more important, only to discover that even those who\nhad never read the damn thing before, could tell right away that its\ncomplex paradoxical prose had been distorted, and misrepresented.\nWorse still, some of the peasants could use the original to figure\nout exactly how they were being lied to, and fed propaganda, while\nthe book was so short that almost anybody could make their own\nhomemade copies, on even bamboo. The Conservative Chinese\nPatriarchs<\/u> were outraged that they couldn’t simply burn\nevery library copy in existence, or rewrite the book to say whatever\nthe hell they wanted, and use it to encourage the peasants to worship\nthem as well. As also being Enlightened, If Not Necessarily\nImmortal Gods Of The Library<\/u>! Eventually, they reluctantly\nsettled for adding the minimum amount of mysticism, that they could\npossibly get away with, in order to make the text at least vaguely\nresemble the other popular religions of the day, and demanded that\nTaoist Temples must also teach Confucianism, as every bit as\nimportant to learn.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tConfucianism\nisn’t even a religion, and was politically opposed to Taoism\nfor two thousand years, supporting the dominant patriarchal culture,\n<\/b><\/i>Over Voluntary Simplicity And Introspective\nMeditation<\/b><\/u><\/i>, that might actually inspire people to\nquestion their conservative values. The only thing the two had in\ncommon was they both used the same written language, invented by the\nTaoists, and <\/b><\/i>Confucians<\/b><\/u><\/i> published\na lot of library books, mostly on how to become a respected upright\nconservative bureaucrat, or businessman. One who could become\nwealthy, and own as many <\/b><\/i>Trophy Wives<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nas he might want, binding their feet and treating them all like\nslaves or personal property, but who would never stoop so low as to\nexploit the peasants, unless ordered to do so by the recognized\nauthorities.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nthe US today, our mass media is being heavily censored, with some\ndemanding that we declare ourselves <\/b><\/i>A Christian\nNation<\/b><\/u><\/i>! That doesn’t need a constitution,\nbecause we already have <\/b><\/i>Wall Street And The Bible<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nAnd, are renewing their efforts to even censor as many library books\nas possible, with one library censoring The Bible, for containing\nexplicit content. An analogy might be, if <\/b><\/i>Quakers<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nwere to respond by publishing a similar, wildly popular, humble,\ntongue-in-cheek <\/b><\/i>Comic Book<\/b><\/u><\/i>. About\nthe value of living simply, so that others may simply live, and\nlearning how to share your words and play nice. Just a short comic\nbook, that anyone could easily print on a home computer and, by\noverwhelming popular demand, they eventually decided to declare it a\nsacred church text. Only to soon find themselves compelled to teach\nthe conservative establishment’s morality in their churches,\nespecially <\/b><\/i>Ayn Rand<\/b><\/u><\/i>, as every bit\nas important to learn as their own <\/b><\/i>Liberal\nTradition<\/b><\/u><\/i>, in order to discourage conservatives\nfrom <\/b><\/i>Lynching Big Bird<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and\nburning Quaker Churches to the ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nsimplified version of the Tao Te Ching, actually is the most popular\ncomic book sold in Asia today, while the original has been translated\ninto countless languages, and is perhaps the fifth most published\nbook of all time. With around two billion dedicated fans, another two\nbillion who might read it upon occasion, 270 million religious\nTaoists, and some 350 million who write “Oneness Poetry<\/u>”\nrelated to my own. All extrapolated from the same, innocuous\nappearing, tiny little book of Nonsense Poems<\/u>… on\nmeditation. The Chinese, and others, love to hang quotes from the\nbook everywhere, often as a polite tongue-in-cheek way to remind\npeople to pick up their trash, or whatever and, due to the\ndistinctive shapes of the poems, you can buy refrigerator magnets you\ncan shuffle around, and combine the shapes in different ways. Some\nconsider it the most popular philosophy of all time, yet academics\nstill refuse to recognize it as a real philosophy, much less, an\nincorruptible form of analog linguistic analysis, still insisting on\ncalling it mysticism, of course, due to the text requiring a sense of\nhumor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSometimes,\nwhen I made my father angry, he would snap at me, “<\/b><\/span><\/i>Work\non your sense of humor<\/b><\/u><\/i>!”\nIts common enough to read the Tao Te Ching and argue heatedly with\neverything it says, only to <\/b><\/span><\/i>Laugh Your Ass\nOff The Whole Way Through<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\non the following day! Over a period of about <\/b><\/span><\/i>Fifteen\nYears<\/b><\/u><\/i>, you can\nsignificantly improve your sense of humor! Any extreme views of the\ntext that you might have, on any given day, will eventually normalize\none another, or cancel each other out, as you progressively decide\nfor yourself, what is horribly misleading bullshit, hysterical\nbullshit, mildly amusing bullshit, or just more meaningless inane\nbullshit. <\/b><\/span><\/i>Clarity Can Be A Discerning Detail<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nAnd, inevitably, by attrition and osmosis, we slowly come to\nrecognize, <\/b><\/span><\/i>If, And Only If, The Light Bulb\nFlickers On<\/b><\/u><\/i>…\nthat its entirely composed of incredibly vague paradoxical prose,\nwith little or no real meaning in and of itself. Losing some of your\ntaboos and biases in the process, against relying on your own innate\nsense of humor, while learning to appreciate more of its subtle\nnuances.<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAllan\nWatts famously referred to the problem as, “The Taboo\nAgainst Knowing Who You Are<\/u>” but, he was another romantic\nacademic, with a stunted sense of humor, and its actually, “The\nTaboo Against Acknowledging<\/u>:\n<\/span>The Self-Evident Truth<\/u>!” First enshrined in\nmodern civilization as Aristotle’s formal logic, which\nencourages people to be much more discriminating, and exclusive, more\noften rejecting the “Big Picture<\/u>”, along with\ntheir own sense of humor! In favor of promoting more hate, anger, and\nsarcasm, or whatever rationale or bias that the establishment might\nhappen to prefer, at any given time. Galileo of Galilee was a\ndedicated physicist, with absolutely no sense of humor worth\nmentioning, nonetheless, he was thrown into the dungeon and forced to\nconfess to heresy, for merely claiming that the “Self-Evident\nTruth<\/u>” was crucial to his work in physics. Anyone with two\neyes could confirm his evidence, which required no explanation\nwhatsoever and, quite likely, his piety and complete lack of a sense\nof humor, are what saved his life! His experience merely exposed the\ntip of the iceberg of all the infantile lies that they had\ninstitutionalized over the endless eons, yet, to this very day,\nacademics still wonder what went wrong. Preferring to usually refer\nto his evidence as “Empirical Evidence<\/u>”, as if\nthey’ve never heard the story of, “The Emperor’s\nNew Clothes<\/u>”.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nCatholic Church was the only church to carefully integrate\nAristotle’s metaphysics into their theology, as well as his\nformal logic, and the combination of their strong taboos and rigid\nhierarchy, eventually cost them their dominant political and economic\nposition in Europe, in addition to their lead in the sciences. Like\neveryone else, they had inherited taboos against using crude analog\nlogic, Cussing, Telling Too Many Jokes<\/u>, simply laughing at\ninappropriate times, or acknowledging the self-evident truth even\nexists. Especially, whenever it might undermine the interests of\nrecognized authorities. Aware of such issues, the church had gone so\nfar as to formally embrace Socratic humor, as a way to compensate,\nwhen the peasants first adopted it during the Dark Ages<\/u>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIt\nwas during the worst period in their own history, that the Chinese\npeasants had eagerly transformed Taoism into a wildly popular\nreligion, and, likewise, the poorest European peasants celebrated the\ndeath of Socrates in bars, embellishing upon his legend, and\ninventing new Socratic jokes, in spite of his philosophy being\nincompatible with the more traditional patriarchal establishment.\nHowever, the church had also adopted the more modern practice, at the\ntime, of integrating formal metaphysics into their theology,\nproviding a solid foundation for their morality, and hoping to make\nit that much easier to limit corruption. Only to discover they had\npainted themselves into a corner, when their metaphysics turned out\nto be incompatible with reality, and both their rigid hierarchy and\nuse of formal logic, had merely exaggerated many of their existing\nCultural Taboos<\/u>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nsay nothing succeeds quite like success, which is why those in high\nplaces hate surprises, because nothing also breeds contempt, quite\nlike a successful den of lying thieves! Preferring to rationalize\ntheir own lack of morality as "A Necessary Evil<\/u>",\nand call themselves “Good-Old-Boys<\/u>”. The Roman\nSenate, for example, famously made Julius Caesar emperor, then\npromptly stabbed him to death on the senate steps, when he surprised\nthem with the demand that, at least, the upper middle-class should\nretain a meaningful vote, lending him even greater public support.\nOfficially becoming an Empire, with an Emperor, didn’t bother\nthem in the least, but tolerance is seldom considered a virtue in a\ngood-old-boys-club. Caesar was already Extremely Popular<\/u>, and\nnobody’s fool but, a General, famous for his battlefield\nstrategies, while they were not about to wait and see what other\nsurprises he might spring on them! Apparently, they had decided that\nsomebody else, who wasn’t nearly as popular, could be emperor\ninstead, and it would make absolutely no difference whatsoever, in\nhow they ran the country.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nshameful, or bad for business, as that might sound, the opposite is\ntrue and, Its Just Business As Usual, For Any Good-Old-Boy’s-Club<\/u>!\nMore often than not, gladly trading widespread fear, contempt, and\nloathing for higher profits. Nor did the Catholic Church hesitate to\nindiscriminately burn witches alive at the stake, all across Europe,\nor to throw Galileo in the dungeon, with both acts promoting the use\nof hypocrisy, in their self-contradictory formal logic, as political\nand Economic Weapons<\/u>. For example, if your economy is booming,\nlike that of ancient Rome, it increases the temptation for entrenched\nwealth to export jobs, and import more goods, and for other countries\nto take advantage of the situation. Strongly enforcing taboos against\nhumor at such times, while promoting more hate, anger, lies, and\ncorruption than usual, can encourage your entrenched wealth to\nexploit their own population instead, and keep more of their money in\nthe country. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHelping\nto stabilize your economy but, At The Expense Of The Poor And\nWorking Class<\/u>! <\/span>Who,\ntypically, are the least able to defend themselves, and the easiest\nto replace. Witches all use extensive analog logic, while witch hunts\nserved as an unmistakable invitation, for the wealthy to stomp on any\nexisting salt of the earth culture, that didn’t particularly favor\ntheir interests. Its not a coincidence that the fastest growing\nreligions in the world today incorporate Aristotle’s formal\nlogic, which has also been used in modern times to promote religious\nterrorism. As an even more formidable economic and political weapon,\nnow being sponsored by governments to even extort the entire\ninternet, and one that also eschews a sense of humor, as entirely\nmeaningless, counterproductive, and culturally taboo.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlthough\nofficially separated from the church, the physical sciences still\nremained largely the purview of the wealthier good-old-boys-clubs,\nwho were the only ones who could afford a formal education. In\ncountries that weren’t Catholic, they could simply invert their\nformula, and declare that it was now officially the job of the\nphysical sciences, to discover the exact metaphysical foundations for\n“Life, the Universe, and Everything<\/u>”, while\nleaving it up to the courts and the mainstream to still decide any\nissues of morality, and to continue to enforce any existing taboos\nthey preferred against using either humor or analog logic. That is,\nuntil Sr Isaac Newton invented the laws of motion which, Made The\nModern Military-Industrial Complex Possible<\/u>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIt\nwould require yet another century for someone to figure out how to\nuse his mathematics, to Calibrate A Cannon<\/u> however, the one\ninnovation by itself made every castle in the world obsolete\novernight! Spelling the eventual doom of the physical sciences, as\nthe exclusive domain of the wealthier good-old-boy-clubs. All that\nanyone had to do in order to destroy a castle, was to construct a\nlarge enough cannon to assault them from far enough away, that they\ncouldn’t Fire Back<\/u>! Newton, had given them the math, for\nfiguring out not only how powerful a cannon you need but, how anyone\ncould aim any cannon just right, in order to: Hit The Bullseye\nEvery Time<\/u>! In any good-old-boys-club, My Enemy’s Enemy\nIs My New Best Friend<\/u>! Thus, Politics Make For Strange\nBed-Fellows<\/u>! Immediately, they began to turn on one another,\nbuilding ever Larger Cannons<\/u>, and ever more capable ships,\nthat could fire on fortifications from far off-shore. Making it\npossible to successfully blockade even the most heavily defended\nharbors, strangling their exports and imports, and easier to hold\nthem under siege, starving them into submission. Eventually, the\nFrench Revolution<\/u> and the Napoleonic Wars<\/u>, put an end\nto the complete domination of the physical sciences by the wealthier\ngood-old-boys-clubs, when they chose to educate some of their\nbrightest peasants. Quickly establishing the first state funded\nuniversities, and inventing, “High Tech Peasant Warfare<\/u>!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCast\nAdrift<\/u>, of any real moral foundations of their own, or anything\neven vaguely resembling Metaphysical Anchors<\/u>, other than\nrelying heavily on “Empirical Evidence<\/u>” while,\nsimultaneously, censoring and suppressing the self-evident truth, and\ninsisting Everything Must Make Some Sort Of Sense<\/u>! Of course,\naccording to Aristotle and the good-old-boys-clubs still funding\nthem! A century and a half ago, the physical sciences Floundered,\nYet Again<\/u>! Just as the industrial revolution: Began To Swing\nInto High Gear<\/u>! Overnight, record amounts of cash were being\npumped into their Brand Spanking New, Unrivaled<\/u>, high tech\nmilitary-industrial complexes, all rushing to build the latest Super\nSteam, And Diesel Powered Steel Ships<\/u>! Equipped with Enormous\nCannons<\/u>!<\/span> Eventually,\ncapable of Shooting A Target<\/u> up to twenty miles away,\ncompletely out of sight, Beyond The Distant Horizon<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nUS promptly invented “Gunboat Diplomacy<\/u>”, when\nthey boldly sailed such ships right into Tokyo Harbor<\/u>, ready\nto take on, Godzilla Himself<\/u>! Explaining to the Japanese\ngovernment, in no uncertain terms, how to negotiate trade agreements,\nwith people on fast moving armored ships, capable of bombarding Tokyo\nfrom well outside of any line of sight! Only to have The Biggest\nMonkey Wrench In The History Of The Sciences<\/u>! Thrown into the\nbest laid plans of mice and men… To conquer the world yet again,\nwith ever larger cannons! When, Upon Attempting To Calculate How\nHot A Wood Stove Can Burn, One Of The Geekiest Physicists In The\nWorld, Max Planck, Stumbled Upon Way More Trouble Than He Ever\nBargained For<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEventually,\nhis new physics became known as quantum mechanics and, Turned Out\nTo Be, The Wet Dream Of The Alchemists<\/u>! Capable of describing how\nto manipulate all of matter and energy, with the unheard of precision\nof, Parts Per Billion<\/u>! However, along with Einstein’s\ntheory of Relativity a decade later, it implied that, Reality\nItself Is A Joke<\/u>! One that becomes entirely meaningless, at\nExtreme Scales And Magnitudes<\/u>… For decades after his initial\ndiscovery, a popular topic at faculty cocktail parties, was how to\ndesign experiments to discourage practical jokers. No less than fifty\nyears later, after the greatest minds on the planet had Repeatedly\nFailed Miserably<\/u>, to find anything remotely like a reasonable\nexplanation for how either theory worked, many among them had long\nsince lost what little sense of humor they had left.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUntil,\nall<\/span> too predictably, one day, a student innocently mused aloud\nabout the subject and, <\/span>Niels\nBohr Famously Lost His Temper<\/u>! Shouting At Him<\/u>: “Shut\nUp And Calculate<\/u>!” Bohr was thoroughly sick and tired of\nlistening to wild speculation, and utter nonsense, concerning his\nchosen profession! Without hesitation, he immediately proceeded to\nlobby congress, and the entire physics community, to adopt his\nnewfound philosophy, of sternly discouraging professionals from\ndiscussing their own work. Making his “Bohring Physics<\/u>”,\nStandard Practice<\/u>, and “Shut Up And Calculate<\/u>!”<\/span>\nThe Official Motto Of Modern Physics<\/u>! Many took his ideas\nseriously, however, unbeknownst to the Boring Bohr at the time, was\nthe fact that, already, Desperate Japanese Bullet Train Engineers\nHad Unintentionally Compounded The Mystery, Yet Again<\/u>…\nunintentionally compounded the mystery, yet again…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nengineers had become So Incredibly Desperate<\/u> they were willing\nto try anything, anything at all, including what sounded like\ncomplete nonsense to even themselves and, quite unintentionally,\nThey’d Formulated Their Own Fuzzy Logic<\/u>!<\/span>\nLike a small child struggling to comprehend the difference between\nlying and telling the truth, fuzzy logic contradicts classic logic,\nby assuming that most things can be considered “Partially\nTrue<\/u>”, Or “Partially False<\/u>”. Extensive\nExperiments<\/u> in quantum mechanics, and Relativity, had repeatedly\nconfirmed that, on the tiniest of all possible scales, and largest of\noverwhelming magnitudes, Reality Falls Apart Entirely<\/u>!\n<\/span>While, fuzzy logic implies the unthinkable, that logic itself\nis Utterly Context Dependent<\/u>, making logic ultimately useless\nfor determining what is reality and, What Is Merely An Illusion,\nOr More Bullshit<\/u>! In response, academic logicians Chose To\nStudiously Ignore The Engineers<\/u>, for the next two decades.\nAssuming, it must be merely another joke or, Of Little\nConsequence, Either Way<\/u>! And, hoping the engineers would\neventually, just go away…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSr\nStephen Hawking famously declared, “Philosophy Is Dead<\/u>!”\nBut, unlike his own theoretical work with black holes, academic\nphilosophy is seldom to be summarily dismissed as mere Science\nFiction or, Hollywood Fantasy<\/u>! The military may be dumb, but\nthey don’t get paid enough to be that stupid, Certainly Not\nIn Public<\/u>! And, all too familiar with having to work with\nacademics, who already think they know everything! Eventually, when\nthe news leaked out, that the use of fuzzy logic had already spread\nto Communist Chinese Industries<\/u>, every military-industrial\ncomplex in the world, started cracking down on anything related to\nFuzzy Logic<\/u>, and linguistic analysis. Similar to Hawking\nhimself, the Logicians had merely been attempting to conduct\ntheoretical work, and had made the same mistake as the Catholic\nChurch, with Galileo. Choosing to ignore their own Empirical\nEvidence, whenever it threatened to expose the Self-Evident Truth! To\nthis day, the Chinese are still ahead of the US in AI research while,\nif there’s one thing that intimidates the military its, Chinese\nArtificial Intelligence<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHistorically,\nthe “Wisdom Philosophies<\/u>” are the only branch of\nacademic philosophies which have ever had anything to do with things\nlike Socratic Humor<\/u> and, due to all the rapid advances in\ntechnology, they haven’t been popular in over a century. When\nthe military-industrial complex began classifying everything in\nearnest, they stomped on any further progress being made, by the few\npeople who actually specialized in such things, and discouraged what\nlittle research was being done in the field. Focusing, Instead, On\nAny Immediate Practical Applications<\/u>, and relying more heavily,\nthan ever before, on the very same logicians who had ignored fuzzy\nlogic in the first place! Unconcerned, That They Were Infamous For\nTheir Stunted Senses Of Humor<\/u>! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\nno answers forthcoming, in either fuzzy logic or quantum mechanics,\neventually everyone began to: Go To Extremes<\/u>!\nT<\/span>o collect whatever possibly useful tidbits of fuzzy logic\nthey could find, just as fast as they could, hoping to catch up to\nthe Chinese! Including, bugging the computers of Winnie the Pooh\nTaoist Priests<\/u>, other mystics, professional comedians, and crazy\nhippies like me. Google went so far as to use their own marketing\ndepartment, to convince gullible idealistic militant atheists, that I\nlike to call the “Great Googly Mooglies<\/u>”, who were\nall experts in fuzzy logic, to go to work for them. Claiming to be a,\n“Kinder-Gentler-Idealistic-Oligopoly!<\/u>” Owned by\nidealistic stock holders, that only happened to be regulated by the\nPentagon<\/u>, and were forced to censor the internet for them, and\nspy on a third of the country, but who would never, ever, lower\nthemselves so far as to help them develop new weapons. Then, took all\nof their work for Google and, eventually, moved into the Pentagon\nitself to construct an advanced AI…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nIt’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World!<\/u> And, long before that\nkind of, Planetary Spanning, Collective Corporate Insanity<\/u>,\neven had a chance to begin in earnest, the number of authors on\nsignificant papers in high energy theoretical Physics, Had Already\nSkyrocketed<\/u>! <\/span>Totally\nBlown Their Wad, Inflating It<\/u>!\nTo<\/span> well over a hundred and twenty authors, who could blame\neach other! After developing the mathematical foundations for fuzzy\nlogic a bit further, the academic sciences Were Finally Prepared\nTo Redeem Themselves Again<\/u>, in the eyes of both the military and\nprivate corporations, when physicists invented, “Chaos\nTheory<\/u>”. Holding Out The Long Sought After Promise<\/u>,\nof producing a rational explanation for how fuzzy logic and quantum\nmechanics actually work, so the military and corporations could\nAvoid, Having To Resort To Using Such Distasteful Tactics In\nPublic<\/u>! <\/span>Merely, In\nOrder To Steal Whatever Inane Scraps Of Analog Logic<\/u>, the\nlogicians and others had informed them they currently required! Their\nnewest theory had successfully described how chaos quickly emerges\nfrom the simplest orderly systems however, All-Too-Predictably,\nThe Theory Quickly Stagnated, Failing To Rise To The Challenge<\/u>!\n<\/span>Producing No New Insights<\/u>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nPale Buddha himself expressed serious interest in Fuzzy Logic, and\nits assumption is a simple as it gets, yet its proper formulation\nwould wait over two thousand years, for desperate engineers to\naccomplish! Due to academia’s taboos and <\/b><\/i>Stunted\nSense Of Humor<\/b><\/u><\/i>, the initial development of both\nfuzzy logic and quantum mechanics, which <\/b><\/i>Chaos\nTheory<\/b><\/u><\/i> is based on, had similarly stalled for\ndecades. Einstein himself, regretted having failed to invent the\n<\/b><\/i>Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nwhen he first discovered the <\/b><\/i>Photo-Electric Effect<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\ntwenty years earlier, considering it the biggest blunder of his\ncareer. Whenever he would argue against quantum mechanics, Einstein\nwould frequently say something along the lines of, <\/b><\/i>God\nWould Never Do This, That, And The Other Thing<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nWith some two hundred quotes being attributed to him and, one day, he\ndeclared that, “<\/b><\/i>God would not be so\nmalicious<\/b><\/u><\/i>!” Only to have Niels Bohr famously\nlose his temper again, and snap back at him, “<\/b><\/i>Stop\nTelling God What To do<\/b><\/u><\/i>!” Einstein considered\nquantum mechanics “<\/b><\/i>Spooky<\/b><\/u><\/i>”,\nwithout ever realizing it was his own cultural taboos, against using\nanalog logic, that were the real problem, which would eventually come\nback to haunt the entire physics community, <\/b><\/i>With A\nVengeance<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Like the very same theories it was based\non, Chaos Theory is applicable to everything known in existence and,\nwithout the slightest hint of a rational explanation for how the four\nmost outrageously useful physical theories ever devised actually\nworked, yet again, <\/b><\/i>Their Newest Theory Had Merely\nCompounded The Deepest Enigma The Sciences Had Ever Encountered<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nAnd, ever would again! Ever….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i>Repeatedly,\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>For Over Eighty Years, All The Evidence Had\nSuggested<\/b><\/u><\/i>,<\/b><\/span><\/i>\nthere had to be a simple explanation for how it all worked. In a last\nditch effort to avoid the unthinkable, admitting that 42 is as good\nas it gets, governments and corporations around the world began\nsystematically stealing and <\/b><\/i>Classifying Even Jokes\nOlder Than Monuments<\/b><\/u><\/i>! At the same time, pumping\nridiculous amounts of money into <\/b><\/i>High Energy Physics\nExperiments<\/b><\/u><\/i> while, repeatedly, informing the public\nthat they were closing in on the answers. <\/b><\/i>Reassuring\nThe Good-Old-Boys-Clubs<\/b><\/u><\/i>, as much as anything else,\n<\/b><\/i>In An Attempt To Stall For More Time<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nFor the physicists to work on their theories, as they simultaneously\ncontinued to collect all the data they could, just as fast as they\ncould, relentlessly searching for what’s missing from this picture…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMeanwhile,\nthe rest of the scientific community, <\/b><\/i>Grew\nIncreasingly Impatient With Physics<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Receiving the\nlion’s share of the research funding, yet failing to provide\nany of the answers they required. To this very day, they’re\nstill promoting different theories to the public, as realistic\ncontenders for a theory of everything, including Holographic, Faster\nThan Light, String Theories, <\/b><\/i>Simulations Like The\nMatrix, And Parallel Universes, Complete With Trap Doors, Blue Smoke,\nAnd Mirrors<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/i>\nOne of these "Leading Theories" even suggests that we\noccupy <\/b><\/i>Flatland<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and our universe\nis merely two dimensional! Yet, for several decades now, both the\nphysical and mathematical evidence have indicated all of these more\npopular theories are either dead wrong, or flat-out impossible to\nprove.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nGalileo’s time, the <\/b><\/i>Physical Sciences Were\nStill Quite Primitive<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and severely limited in\nscope, making shoving your head in the sand all that much more\nattractive an option, however, the evidence has also implied, all\nalong, that modern physics merely hints at just what kind of,\n<\/b><\/i>Enormous Slippery Monkey Wrench<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nNow confronts the entire civilized world! <\/b><\/i>The\nTheory of Relativity<\/b><\/span><\/i> is self-contradictory, with\nthe <\/b><\/i>Simultaneity Paradox<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nsuggesting, that the faster you accelerate, and the further away you\nare, the more often the chicken will appear to come before the egg\nwhile, if you accelerate <\/b><\/i>Faster Than The Speed Of\nLight<\/b><\/u><\/i>, time will flow backwards, and chickens will\nalways come before the egg. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMaking\na <\/b><\/i>Perfect Clock Impossible<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and\nthe mathematics used to justify Relativity increasingly worthless,\nthe faster any observer accelerates, or the more <\/b><\/i>Ponderously\nMassive<\/b><\/u><\/i>,<\/b><\/i> And Set In Their Ways<\/b><\/u><\/i>.\nAgain, suggesting that fuzzy logic is correct and its ultimately\nimpossible to determine with any certainty what is actually true and\nfalse, reality and illusion. For their part, Quantum Mechanics, Fuzzy\nLogic, and Chaos Theory are all, <\/b><\/i>Vague “Contextual”\nTheories<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and every branch of the sciences has\nsteadily adopted the use of Contextual tools including <\/b><\/i>Linguistic\nAnalysis<\/b><\/u><\/i>, which are still taboo in academia! And,\nstill part of the “<\/b><\/i>Wisdom Philosophies<\/b><\/u><\/i>”\nwhich <\/b><\/i>Have Not Been Popular, In Over A Century<\/b><\/u><\/i>.\nConsequently, almost nobody who uses any of these newly adopted,\n<\/b><\/i>Ubiquitous Tools<\/b><\/u><\/i>, espouses\nContextualism or Relativity as a personal philosophy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i>The\nCatholic Church Simply Stomped On Anything<\/b><\/u><\/i> research\nwise, that might contradict Aristotle, while the myriad modern\nsciences have embraced anything new. That is, so long as the\nmilitary-industrial complex supports their ongoing efforts, to censor\nand <\/b><\/i>Plausibly Deny Their Implications<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nIn particular, they all suggest that academia, <\/b><\/i>The\nGood-Old-Boys-Clubs<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and the mainstream, have\nprogressively made half of reality, and the truth itself, <\/b><\/i>Taboo\nSubjects<\/b><\/u><\/i>! For no less than several thousand years\nnow, in every civilized culture around the world! Explaining, why we\nstill don’t have a theory of everything! As a consequence, over\nthe last half century, all of our sciences and technologies have\nstarted to become overwhelming analog, <\/b><\/i>Yet, Nobody\nKnows What "Analog" Actually Means<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>Or, Is Willing To Admit They Do<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nOther than, to claim that nature is obviously analog, and analog\nthings are similar to other things…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nexample, quantum mechanics are commonly described as “<\/b><\/i>Random<\/b><\/u><\/i>”,\nwhich can be considered a "<\/b><\/i>Random Label<\/b><\/u><\/i>",\nand many claim that means they’re unpredictable but, if they\nwere totally unpredictable, they wouldn’t be useful for\nanything. All it really means is that nobody has a clue as to how\nthey actually work or, if they do, they can’t prove it, and\nwhether you prefer to <\/b><\/i>Call Reality Analog, Random,\nAnal Retentive, Illusory, Fantasy, Or Goofy<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>Reality Rolls Off The Tongue, Like Any Other\nBullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>Remaining Entirely A Matter Of How Cunning\nYour Linguist, Or Grammar Nazis<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/i>\nWorse still, some of the other accepted scientific theories, such as\nDarwinian Evolution, <\/b><\/i>Now Appear To All Be Headed, In\nThe Same, Vague, Vague, Vague, Direction<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Along\nwith quantum mechanics, Relativity, Fuzzy Logic, and Chaos Theory,\nwith no end in sight… <\/b><\/i>While, Nobody Seems To Have\nThe Slightest Clue, As To Exactly Where This Train Wreak Is Headed<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIt\nrequired no less than <\/b><\/i>A Lifetime, Of Dedicated\nPrivate Research<\/b><\/u><\/i>, to finally sort it all out, while\nbeing <\/b><\/i>Treated As A Heathen And A Pariah The Entire\nTime<\/b><\/u><\/i>, but the simple explanation for all the\nconfusion, is that every civilized culture has progressively <\/b><\/i>Made\nThe Use Of Analog Logic, Pattern Matching, Cussing<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nand humor in general, outright taboo or, frequently, <\/b><\/i>Dismissed\nThem As Largely Meaningless<\/b><\/u><\/i>. Some Primitive Tribal\nPeople can tell jokes that would <\/b><\/i>Make A Porn Star\nBlush And Walk The Other Way<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Although, a word of\nwarning, <\/b><\/i>Their Wives Strongly Discourage Them<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nTo say the least. Frequently, they like to joke that civilized people\ntend to resemble toddlers, surreptitiously flashing mischievous\ngrins, and <\/b><\/i>Guilty Looks, Even When They Are Good\nPeople, Who Would Never, Ever, Do Anything Wrong<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nIn smaller groups, humor makes it easier for everyone to get along\nbut, in larger numbers, arguing and fighting amongst ourselves, are\nfrequently the only way to organize any better, and make faster\nprogress. That is, <\/b><\/i>Assuming We Don’t All End Up\nKilling One Another<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWestern\ncultures adopted dualism, making it easier to enforce humor as a\ntaboo and, later, enshrined it in <\/b><\/i>Aristotle’s\nLogic<\/b><\/u><\/i>, ensuring that people killed each other less\noften or, at least, kept making progress. Asian cultures have\nretained the use of more polite, extremely tongue-in-cheek,\nparadoxical humor, <\/b><\/i>Supporting Extensive Agriculture<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nespecially in high density populations, while western ones have\nembraced more sarcasm however, right up into modern times, both\ncultures have progressively rejected different types of humor, as a\nway to make faster progress, whenever organizing in groups larger\nthan four hundred people. <\/b><\/i>Scum Always Floats To The\nTop<\/b><\/u><\/i>! And, the higher up you go in any large\norganization, the more taboo humor becomes in both eastern and\nwestern cultures, which is especially true for mainstream religions\nand academia, who often blame each other for their ongoing attempts\nto abuse language. For example, traditional Taoists and academics\nclaim to have little in common, yet they both reject the idea that\nparadoxes have any significant meaning, <\/b><\/i>Contradicting\nTheir Own Evidence<\/b><\/u><\/i>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\n<\/b><\/i>Countless Different Versions<\/b><\/u><\/i> of\nthe Tao Te Ching, that almost everyone reads, are missing three “Lost\nPoems” that are pornographic in Chinese, and there are perhaps\n50 million people who write our potty mouth “<\/b><\/i>Rainbow\nWarrior Poetry<\/b><\/u><\/i>!" Nevertheless, I’ve been\nbooted off even <\/b><\/i>Traditional Winnie The Pooh Taoist<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nwebsites for using the wimpiest potty humor imaginable, to describe\nthe Tao <\/b><\/i>While, These Days, I Personally Recommend\nThe Teletubbies, As Much More Exciting, Meaningful, And Relevant<\/b><\/u><\/i>.\nLikewise, academics commonly insist that paradoxes are never to be\nconfused with jokes, and are largely meaningless, that is, <\/b><\/i>Assuming\nThey Have Any Real Meaning At All<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Yet, academia\nremains infamous for their institutionally stunted senses of humor,\ncommonly could not teach a child how to use a stupid dictionary if\ntheir lives depended on it, contradict themselves whenever\nconvenient, and rely heavily on modern Contextual tools, that almost\nnobody espouses as a personal philosophy, because all of these\nubiquitous tools have become even more taboo, classified, and\ncensored over the last century.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tForty-two\nbeing as good as it gets, can be described as what is widely known\nas, “<\/b><\/i>The Great Void<\/b><\/u><\/i>!"\nFrom whence all the myriad good things doth spring forth! Making\ninformation more fundamental than energy, and requiring every context\nto have a significant amount of content. Explaining, for example, why\nits impossible, <\/b><\/i>To Create A Perfect Vacuum<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nThat is, without telling really bad jokes, that should never be\nrepeated. Additionally, implying that what we call paradoxes, are\nsimply more <\/b><\/i>Context Dependent<\/b><\/u><\/i> for\nany clear meaning, and can be treated like any other extreme\ntongue-in-cheek joke. Making it impossible to even imagine realistic\nmetaphysical extremes, such as, <\/b><\/i>A Naked Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nOne of my favorite examples, is when physicists finally managed to\nacquire, <\/b><\/i>A Measurable Phase Transition<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nfrom quantum mechanical to classical, yet their results <\/b><\/i>Defied\nEvery Prediction<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Indicating that the "<\/b><\/i>Big\nBang<\/b><\/u><\/i>" was neither too hot, nor too cold, but\njust right, for everyone to take all the measurements they could\npossibly desire. One researcher commented that it could be years or\nlonger before anyone could possibly figure out, <\/b><\/i>How\nA “Goldilocks Universe” Works<\/b><\/u><\/i>! <\/b><\/i>As\nIf He Had Never Heard The Story In His Life<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNormally,\nsomething turning out to be “just right” is not\nconsidered a problem, in either physics or astronomy, but the context\nmakes the <\/b><\/i>Joke All-Too-Obvious<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/i>And, Defies ALL Rational Explanation<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nIf anything, modern physics <\/b><\/i>Has Only Drifted Further\nAway<\/b><\/u><\/i>, <\/b><\/span><\/i>Than\nEver Before<\/b><\/u><\/i>! From establishing any kind of\nmetaphysical foundations for physics, much less morality or ethics\nand, after spending ridiculous amounts of money on high energy\nparticle experiments, nevertheless, the physical sciences remain a\nship without a rudder, going on inertia alone! As a direct result,\n<\/b><\/i>Even The Much Vaunted "Digital Revolution",\nHas Dramatically Transformed Into<\/b><\/u><\/i>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>THE ANAL RETENTIVE ANALOG REVOLUTION!!!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i>Forget\nAbout Existentialist Angst<\/b><\/u><\/i>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>GET OVER IT ALREADY<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nThey’re wasting trillions of dollars attempting to continue to\ndeny the obvious fact that, for almost 130 years now, <\/b><\/i>The\nOverwhelming Preponderance Of The Evidence<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Has all\nprogressively indicated, 42 is as good as it gets! Anything to avoid\nexposing their, <\/b><\/i>Socially Unacceptable, Dirty Little\nSecret<\/b><\/u><\/i>! When nobody has the slightest clue as to\nwhat any of it might actually mean… Considering that we still don’t\nhave a recognized theory of everything, and using <\/b><\/i>Crude\nAnalog Logic Is Taboo In Every Modern Culture<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\ninforming everybody in the world that 42 is as good as it gets,\ndoesn’t exactly inspire confidence in the system, and is <\/b><\/i>Totally\nPointless<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/span><\/i>Unfortunately,\nTheir Sustained Efforts To Censor Half Of Reality<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\n<\/b><\/i>Are Now Shoving Everyone’s Heads All That Much\nDeeper Into The Sand<\/b><\/u><\/i>! While, of course, their\ncontinuing efforts to pretend that nothing is wrong have already:\n<\/b><\/i>Inspired Scientists, In Every Discipline, To Start\nBanging Their Heads Against The Nearest Wall<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nOminously, with each passing year, they’re also promoting more\noutrageous Three Stooges slapstick, in every other well established\ncultural institution! <\/b><\/i>Doing Everything They Can To\nAppease The Wealthy And Powerful<\/b><\/u><\/i>! In order to\nconvince them, <\/b><\/i>Their Good-Old-Boys-Clubs Are Still\nIn Charge<\/b><\/u><\/i>! <\/b><\/i>And, Know Damn Well,\nWhat The Hell They’re Doing<\/b><\/u><\/i>! As they continue to\ntread water, and get nowhere… at 99.9999% of the speed of light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\n“<\/b><\/i>Tar Baby Black Hole Sun<\/b><\/u><\/i>”\nis actually an incomplete “<\/b><\/i>Quantized\nInformation Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i>”, an entirely new\nkind of analog logic, science, and technology, that inverts the\n<\/b><\/i>Quantum Observer Effect<\/b><\/u><\/i>. Utilizing\nthe extreme efficiency of our own brain’s quantum pattern matching\ncapacity, to turn the Quantum Observer Effect back on the observer\nthemselves, <\/b><\/i>Promoting Macroscopic Quantum Effects<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nOnes, which ensure the good guys win more often, by staying two punch\nlines ahead of the competition. Lending entirely new meaning to\n“<\/b><\/i>Darwinian Survival of the Fittest<\/b><\/u><\/i>!"\nAs requiring a wicked sense of humor! The environmental and\nneurological evidence already support this, making information more\nfundamental than energy, and ensuring that the greater context or,\n<\/b><\/i>The Greater Truth, Inevitably Wins<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>Or, We All Die In The End<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nMerely requiring simple pattern matching, and fuzzy logic, that can\nbe expressed as Metaphoric Logic, or Bullshit Logic, in order for any\ndamn fool to gain a better grasp on, <\/b><\/i>What’s Missing\nFrom This Picture<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJokes,\nfor example, can appear to <\/b><\/i>Defy Causality<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nwhen the context alone seems to determine just how much sense\nanything makes. <\/b><\/i>Momentarily Revealing How Even Jokes\nAre, Ultimately, Context Dependent<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Explaining why\nwe need emotions, as well as, logic, or we inevitably become\nself-defeating. In conventional physics, this same pattern tends to\nbecome <\/b><\/i>Glaringly Obvious, At Extreme Scales And\nMagnitudes<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Such as those of quantum mechanics, a\nblack hole, the speed of light, <\/b><\/i>Or The Mysterious…\nBIG BANG<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Many among us still have their suspicions\nas to the exact origin of the Big Bang, but nobody can prove\nanything! F<\/b><\/i>or\nquite some time now, its been clear to me, that the Pentagon already\nsuspects they’re <\/b><\/i><\/font>Confronting\nA Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nYet, their decision to censor me from every major search engine,\nbefore I came anywhere near finishing my book, implies they either\nhave no real clue as to what the implications are or, for whatever\nreasons, remain committed to conducting, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Business-As-Usual,\nFor The Good-Old-Boys-Clubs<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nregardless of the consequences. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSome\nphysicists are now abandoning projects, like the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Large\nHadron Collider<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nas a complete waste of their time and, likewise, recent discoveries\nin <\/b><\/i><\/font>Chaos\nTheory<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nstrongly imply it will never be able to produce anything remotely\nlike a reasonable explanation, for how quantum mechanics, fuzzy\nlogic, or anything else fundamentally works. Chaos Theory was founded\non the observation that chaos naturally emerges from the simplest\norderly systems and, in turn, now they’ve proven that order\nitself naturally emerges from relatively simple chaotic systems,\nrather quickly at that. <\/b><\/i><\/font>Of\nCourse, Whether You Want To Call That Progress, Or Not<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Just\nDepends On How You Care To Define "Simple", And "Chaos<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Mathematicians\nhave already established that both Newtonian Mechanics and String\nTheory appear to be tautological, while Relativity is blatantly\nself-contradictory, and has turned out to use the same mathematics as\nThermodynamics. In physics jargon: <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nHot Tub Is Getting Too Hot<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTo\nthis day, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Thermodynamics<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nare still struggling to incorporate the arrow of time, suggesting\namong some physicists, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>A\nWatched Clock Will Never Boyle<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>"\nImplying, the two theories merely exchange accuracy for precision,\nwhile quantum mechanics have turned out to be equally accurate and\nprecise, whether you assume everything is random or fated and, like\nThermodynamics, are another "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Ad\nHoc Collection<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>"\nof disparate theories. That don’t agree with each other at all! And,\napparently, don’t require the arrow of time, despite all of\nthe, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Vociferous\nContinuing Protests To The Contrary<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThe second law of Thermodynamics is the only thing suggesting\nthermodynamics require the arrow of time, but it contradicts the\naccepted experimental evidence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOne\nexperiment, using a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Micron\nSized Polystyrene Bead<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nsuspended above a heat bath by "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Optical\nTweezers<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\ncommonly found in any lab today, demonstrates how time can be\nobserved flowing backwards, on even macroscopic scales. Likewise, the\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Quantum\nZeno Effect<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nis easily observable in any lab, where a watched pot of entangled\nparticles will never Boyle, or change in any way whatsoever. So long\nas, you keep peeking at them, <\/b><\/i><\/font>At\nJust The Right Moment<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nBoth suggesting Zeno was an optimist, and the arrow of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Time\nIs Entirely Context Dependent<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nProviding a simple explanation for Relativistic "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Time\nDilation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\nwhy the speed of light is a limit, why <\/b><\/i><\/font>Black\nHoles Evaporate<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand why they have an event horizon, as all the result of space and\ntime themselves, always expressing particle-wave "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Duality<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>In A\nSingularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nProgressively exchanging identities, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Over\nExtreme Scales And Magnitudes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nA black hole has an event horizon because, otherwise, it would embody\na metaphysical extreme that, theoretically, could swallow the entire\nuniverse! <\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>In\nOne Faster Than Light Gulp<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLeaving nobody around to ask the question. Instead, everything ranges<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nfrom, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nIncredibly Vague, Vague, Vague<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand tautological, to the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Explicitly\nHumorous, Laughable, And Self-Contradictory<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nhigh school, I had already figured out that classic logic appears to\nbe tautological, and the accepted grammar of English is\nself-contradictory, yet academia has always dismissed me as merely a\ntroublemaker, and summarily rejected similar complaints, as obviously\nmeaningless while, privately, others have urged me on. Until, today,\nacademics everywhere are now casually helping their own governments\nto censor the mass media, of course, in order to protect their own\nstudents from themselves. Notably, after a century and a half of\npublic education, worldwide, a quarter of their students still claim\nthe sun revolves around the earth! And, are increasingly rejecting\npublic education altogether as, obviously, wholly incapable of\nconvincing even a child that a single thing they say is true. Almost\nnobody knows, or is willing to admit, that the common dictionary\nmerely contains popular definitions, and bringing up the subject\nitself is taboo, with militant atheists dominating academia, and\nmaking up whatever meaningless rhetoric and nonsense words they\nhappen to prefer. Yet, only now, are scientists leaving the US in a\nhuff, complaining about pay walls and increased censorship, making\nopen scientific inquiry impossible, just as the rest of the rest of\nthe world begins to also heavily censor the mass media.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nif academics just can’t bare to shove their noses up their ass\nany further! A quarter of all federal prisoners are harmless\npotheads, that even the guards say are not a threat to society, and\nhippies have been complaining for over half a century, that both\ndemocracy and the environment are rapidly going down the toilet. Now,\nthey’re bugging our computers, stealing our work, and censoring\nus, while still attempting to vehemently deny that 42 is as good as\nit gets. The idiots have been burning the candle at both ends, just\nas fast as they can, and acting as if they can keep this up forever,\nonly to be shocked in recent years that all of their <\/b><\/i><\/font>Nonstop\nBullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nHas finally started to come home to roost! Don Henley famously sang,\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>You\nDon’t Really Want To Know Just How Far Its Gone<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nBut, he was an optimist, who believed many of us still have a choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nlouder the mainstream complains, and the more thoroughly they attempt\nto censor everything, other than their own nonstop complaints, the\nharder it becomes for anyone alive to take any of their endless\ndenials seriously. That is, as anything more important than the usual\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Outlandish\nNonsense<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand meaningless demands, coming from the same <\/b><\/i><\/font>Corrupt\nMindless-Mob<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nPromoted by both academia and the military-industrial complex while,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Throwing\nUp Endless Blue Smoke And Mirrors<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nOver the last half century in particular, academia has become so\nbrazen, that they’re now starting to make the Catholic Church’s\ndecision, to throw Galileo in the dungeon, look positively humane in\ncomparison! At least, the Catholic Church was more honest about their\ntaboos, and who they supported oppressing, with our modern\ninstitutions being accused of, once again, even promoting\nantisemitism! Proving that academic humanities haven’t made any\nmeaningful progress in almost a century, thanks to nobody bothering\nto ever use a dictionary and, they might as well, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Roll\nOver And Play Dead<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tForget\nabout all of the so-called, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Political\nBullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\nthe courts even allowed the State of Virginia to steal the retirement\nfund of their own state employees, when they didn’t even need\nthe money! More <\/b><\/i><\/font>Democrats<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nthan republicans now insist, the constitution is totally irrelevant,\nand so is the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Ultra\nConservative Supreme Court<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nwho agree with them! Testing their DNA is now the most reliable way\nto determine how anyone votes, while millionaires with advanced\ndegrees, have begun <\/b><\/i><\/font>Storming\nThe Palace With Knives And Pitchforks<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nThe term “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Politics<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nhas become merely another reality TV marketing buzz word. <\/b><\/i><\/font>Which,\nOf Course, Are All Scripted, Possibly By A Hundred Monkeys, Banging\nAway On Typewriters<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSimilar\nto a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Stock\nMarket Bubble<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nthe longer they drag this out, the more it will hurt, but they’re\ncommitted, or should be, with millennia of institutionalized\ngood-old-boy insanity, and trillions of dollars worth of inertia\ninvested, while the best that I can possibly hope to accomplish by\nwriting this book, is to help others avoid the worst of their ongoing\ninsanity, and <\/b><\/i><\/font>Prepare\nFor All Hell To Break Loose<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAmong numerous other things, what the Pentagon, and everyone else,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Appear\nTo All Be In Complete Denial Of<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIs the simple fact, that it really doesn’t matter if they use\nquantum computers, to spit out all of the analog logic that anyone\ncould possibly desire, or even if they somehow manage to produce a\ncomplete, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Theory\nof Everything<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”.\nUnless they lose their taboos and biases, even Albert Einstein\nhimself could never hope to comprehend how analog logic actually\nworks, or the best applications, precisely because he swore they\nwere, ~*<\/b><\/i><\/font>Spoooky!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>*~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Aliens\nfrom another planet<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\ncould gave humanity an encyclopedia for, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nMeaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nand most would simply deny a great deal of the evidence, just as the\nCatholic Church did with Galileo, and <\/b><\/i><\/font>Continue\nTo Cherry-Pick Whatever Answers Support Their Ongoing Insanity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, others might simply hide under their desk <\/b><\/i><\/font>Out\nOf Shame<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand die of a heart attack. Sure, they can keep right on designing all\nkinds of fancy new weapons and gadgets, that people can even sell at\na handsome profit, nevertheless, like the Catholic Church, all of\ntheir skills and technology will progressively become obsolete. As\neveryone works overtime to automate themselves out of a job,\ncomplaining the entire time that, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Sadly,\nThere Can Be No Justice In This World<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>When\nEveryone Argues Over The Definition Of Stupid<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nNor will the process require hundreds of years, as it did for the\nCatholic Church.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nChinese<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nhave already automated most of their own electronics industry, and\nphysicians have reported <\/b><\/i><\/font>Severe\nBurn-Out And Fatigue<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nin a heroic decade long effort to create an AI that can replace them.\nThe louder the idiots keep <\/b><\/i><\/font>Protesting,"It’s\nA Dog-Eat-Dog World<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>"\nThat they have no real choice in the matter, the faster they will\nautomate themselves out of a job, while my <\/b><\/i><\/font>Information\nSingularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nprovides a viable alternative, to marching over the nearest cliff\nlike so many lemmings! Preferring to, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Simply\nAutomate Themselves Out Of A Job<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nFor the benefit of the good-old-boys-clubs who, in turn, will\ninevitably automate themselves out a job! Half of all Wall Street\ntrades are now done by computers and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Rumor\nHas It, Terminator Robots Have Been Quietly Replacing Strategic\nTraders, On The Stock Market Floor<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAs, simultaneously, the high tech oligopolies play, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>All\nAround The Mulberry Bush, The Monkey Chased The Weasel<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Right\nAlong With The Pentagon!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nComplaining the entire time, <\/b><\/i><\/font>There’s\nNobody In Charge Around Here<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, the Supreme Court threatens to write their own constitution,\nso the Pentagon knows exactly who’s in charge around here! And,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Exactly\nWho Everyone Must Swear To Defend<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIt\nwas the romantic Allan Watts who, once again, famously popularized\nthe polite Asian metaphor of, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>God\nPlays Peek-A-Boo<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nYet, a more blunt western equivalent would be: “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nTruth Hurts For A Reason<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nWhich is why, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nTruth Alone Can Effortlessly Pop Your Bubble<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nJust as many times as necessary! In order to get your attention! If\nyou repeatedly reject your own innate sense of humor, then: <\/b><\/i><\/font>You\nAre The Problem Dummy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhether anything is paradoxical or not, including the "Liar’s\nParadox", <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nSimple Truth Is, Stupid Is As Stupid Does<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Which\nWhy The Truth Only Hurts For A Reason<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Or,\nStupid Would Know Better<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>…\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>And,\nBe Just A Little Too Smart For Their Own Britches<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNor\ndoes it matter in the least what you believe and, for example, if you\nhappen to believe, in some sort of abstract manner, that life\nultimately makes no real sense, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nTruth Can Still Do A Line Dance<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Repeatedly\nPopping Your Bubble, Funky Monkey Style<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAs difficult as this humble, inconvenient, fact of life is for many\nto accept, it simply doesn’t matter how intelligent,\nknowledgeable, wealthy, and powerful you are, nor does it matter in\nthe least if you are every bit as wise, modest, and sophisticated as\nthe <\/b><\/i><\/font>Dali\nLama<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand can meditate on the bottom of a pool for an hour. Those are all\nthings that aren’t taboo in civilization and, although they can\nbe enormously helpful in countless situations, it was the smallest\namong them who <\/b><\/i><\/font>Actually\nBroke The Spell<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nwithout even trying, <\/b><\/i><\/font>By\nMerely Laughing At The Funny Naked Man In The Parade<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhich\nis an example of what physicists call the “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Butterfly\nEffect<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nbut with the noteworthy difference that, unlike their more common\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Abstract\nCartoonish Example<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nof a butterfly causing a hurricane, mine is much much more personal,\ndescriptive, and controversial. “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Once\nI Dreamed I Was A Butterfly, Determined to Start A Hurricane<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>For\nThe Weatherman To Enjoy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nThe story of the Emperor’s New Clothes is merely a child’s\nfairy tale, and not a famous work of Shakespeare, because the\nestablishment would have burned Shakespeare alive at the stake, if he\never attempted to write a serious, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Adult\nVersion<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>".\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Out,\nOut Damn Spot<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Guilt\nIs Such A Terrible Thing To Waste<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWith one bank in Chicago hiring a full-time psychologist for their\ncustomers, that is, those making the minimum ten million dollar\ndeposit. So they’re guaranteed to get <\/b><\/i><\/font>Instant\nRelief, Whenever They Cry All The Way To The Bank<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nestablishment would rather you felt pity, outrage, fear, disgust,\ndisdain, and outright revulsion for them, then to have everyone laugh\ntheir ass off at them. <\/b><\/i><\/font>Sticks\nAnd Stones May Break My Bones<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut I’ll sue you in court for defamation too, if you dare to\ncrack a joke that actually costs my <\/b><\/i><\/font>Business\nMoney<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, have you censored from the mass media entirely, if you attempt\nto reveal the truth in some other fashion. Conservatives, even\npressured the networks to take the popular sitcom “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Soap”\nOff The Air<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Democracy\nFor Sale, Attempting To Hide More Crap In Their Diapers<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nBecause they couldn’t be bothered to change the channel, and\nbelieved, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nEmperor’s New Clothes Were The Latest Fashion And, Definitely,\nWorth Every Penny<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJust\nas logic can sometimes be <\/b><\/i><\/font>Deadly\nAccurate<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\nJokes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\ncan be wildly more efficient at revealing the truth, the whole truth,\nand nothing but the truth, <\/b><\/i><\/font>So\nHelp Me God<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nSo, judges will commonly hold you in contempt of court, for daring to\ncrack a joke, or just for laughing, which is a privilege the judges\nreserve for themselves. Courts also still commonly refuse to ever <\/b><\/i><\/font>Use\nLie Detectors<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\ndespite almost any lie detector today being much more accurate than\npeople. Modern lie detectors approach the accuracy of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Newtonian\nMechanics<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nwhile, among other things, my own work involves giving them the\nincredible precision of quantum mechanics. That way, the judges can\nstill claim <\/b><\/i><\/font>Americans\nHave The Best Justice That Money Can Buy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nW<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>hile,\nlying is merely another privilege judges reserve for themselves and,\nof course, their good-old-boys-clubs. Making much more sense out of\nwhy people still commonly deny the self-evident truth, why we still\nhave so many taboos against using crude analog logic, and how "<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nButterfly Effect" Is Similar To Both "The Domino Effect"\nAnd "Crap Rolling Downhill<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nT<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>he\nresemblance is the result of pattern matching, being ridiculously\nmore efficient but, also, much more error prone, and less useful the\nmore people there are involved. When keeping it simple stupid! Can\neasily transform into: <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nWorst Three Stooges Slapstick Imaginable<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Mindlessly\nRanting And Raving<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nfreedom of speech in America has become the freedom to spout all of\nthe hate, anger, sarcasm, wild accusations, insinuations, and\nconspiracy theories that your <\/b><\/i><\/font>Little\nHeart Desires<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nwhile genuine humor and the truth are both extensively censored from\nthe mass media. Websites, for example, are normally designed to\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Attract\nTrolls, And Flies<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWho attract more business, with almost none of them being designed to\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Promote\nHumor, Or The Truth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nWhen I’ve informed people who complain about trolls online,\nthat according to their own definition for a troll, most websites are\ndesigned to attract and defend trolls, they instantly stop talking to\nme altogether, and I recommend it as an easy way to avoid and get rid\nof trolls. Likewise, the younger generation are the first to catch on\nthat <\/b><\/i><\/font>Analog\nLogic<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nis incorporated into every bot online, and they’ll often call\nme a bot, and stop talking to me altogether, if I merely use analog\nlogic. Making it yet another easy way to get rid of trolls who, like\nany other bullies, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Frequently\nConfuse Sarcasm<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nwith more genuine humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWebsites\ncommonly promote trolls, sometimes, creating their own giant "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Echo\nChambers<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>"\nand, most trolls have no real clue just how easy it is, for someone\nwith a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Subtle\nSense Of Humor<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nto make them all <\/b><\/i><\/font>Turn\nBeet Red<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nEmbarrassing themselves repeatedly, or inspiring them to chase their\nown tails in the corner! The more contentious among them rely heavily\non websites booting anyone off, who actually has a well developed\nsense of humor. Competing for the lowest common denominator,\nprotecting their own trolls in order to attract more business, that\ndoesn’t use analog logic, which is heavily classified and censored.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Archetypal\nSarcastic Caricatures<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nthat only require a minimum in artificial intelligence, and can be\nmixed and matched at will, such as, <\/b><\/i><\/font>WC\nFields and Goldilocks<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nare all you really need in order to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Make\nBots Indistinguishable From The Idiots<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, to totally automate the process of providing the Three Stooges\nwith their very own, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Customized\nLowbrow Virtual Reality<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nRecently, a half century old AI beat its more modern competition in a\n"Turing Test", because nobody could believe an AI could be\nthat stupid.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlong\nwith all the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Fake\nNews and Misinformation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nalready out there, now they’re filling entire websites with endless\nbots, which are often much more exciting, interesting, and easier to\nfollow, than wasting your time talking to real people. <\/b><\/i><\/font>Real\nPeople Just Aren’t Fake Enough<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>And,\nNeed To Work Harder, On Faking It Til Ya Make It Baby<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThe latest AI generated Chinese TV star, is entirely synthetic and,\nso compelling, its beating out all of the other competition. Yet,\ncorporations keep attempting to make bots that resemble the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Beaver\nCleaver<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nfamily instead! Outside of the US, other countries are complaining\nthat <\/b><\/i><\/font>Fox\nNews<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nis ruining their reputable news outlets, but that’s only\nbecause all of them have made analog logic and humor taboo, like\neveryone else. Likewise, Taoists commonly promote the idea of\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Oneness<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nyet deny that their own paradoxes have any real meaning, as if,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Oneness\nMeans Life Is Meaningless<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlthough\nI can sympathize with both academia and traditional Taoists, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Thanks\nTo The Devil Himself Actually Having A Better Sense Of Humor<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nEntire Planet Is Rapidly Spiraling Down The Toilet<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIn my opinion, we need to be a little more constructive than the\nCatholic Church was with Galileo, and learn how to share our words\nand play nice, like adults. My example of, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nButterfly Effect, Starkly Illustrates How Our Universe Could Not Care\nLess About How Polite You Are, Or How Contentious<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Or,\nHow Many Flaming Idiots Agree With Your Particular Brand Of Insanity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLife only superficially resembles a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Pool\nTable, Winnie the Pooh<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\nAnd Three Stooges Comedy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbecause we happen to inhabit a metaphorical universe. According to\nclassic logic, experiments in physics suggesting that 42 is as good\nas it gets, makes everything ultimately meaningless, yet the actual\nphysical evidence itself confirms that pattern matching and Karma\nrule the universe. Making humor more fundamental than logic, and\nrequiring contextual vagueness, pattern matching, and linguistic\nmathematics in order to make more sense out of it all, while hinting\nat feasible ways in which to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Save\nThe Whole Damn Planet<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIronically,\nthe Emperor in the story can be described as innocently attempting to\navoid being embarrassed, because he had gained weight, and needed to\nbuy new clothes and, due to his social status, he was extremely\nself-conscious about people laughing at him. In a Singularity, simple\nsymmetry ensures that, <\/b><\/i><\/font>We\nAre All Both Flaming Geniuses And Drooling Idiots Alike<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nTrick Is To:<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Be\nThe Drooling Idiot We Can All Come To Know And Love<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nOf course, without abandoning your brain on the side of the road! Or,\nthrowing the baby out with the bathwater! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>On\nThe Playground Of Life, In The School Of Hard Knocks<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Stupid\nIs As Stupid Does<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nMounting Evidence Indicates That Rocket Scientists And Brain Surgeons\nAre No More Intelligent Than Anyone Else<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nYour IQ can even go up and down significantly on a daily basis!\nChanging according to the weather, the amount of air pollution,\nwhether you wear polyester, or just from watching too much TV. The\nissue is not so much how smart you are, but your personal integrity,\nwith most people going through distinct stages in their career from\nneutral, to enthusiastic, to finally jaded. <\/b><\/i><\/font>More\nCompelling Evidence, If You Wish To Call It That, Is The Fact Working\nMemory Remains The Only Known Reliable Measure Of Anyone’s\nCareer Potential<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhich is what you’d expect in a flock of chickens…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tObviously,\nthe importance of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Intelligence\nHas Been Greatly Exaggerated<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nby all of the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Endless\nNonstop Three Stooges Slapstick<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nTraditionally, supported by academia in order to justify their own\nimportance. Not to mention, their ability to keep denying half of\nreality, for the sake of the mainstream and, of course, the\ngood-old-boys-clubs. Yet, Mother Nature merely laughs at all of our\npetty hubris and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Childish\nPretensions<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>That\nWe Actually Know What The Hell We’re Doing<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nAs if, we are all mere <\/b><\/i><\/font>Infants,\nWallowing In Our Own Crap<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, playing around with dolls, and still struggling to learn how\nto talk, and use the potty! Ominously, potty training is inevitable\nin a Singularity, and humanity’s time has finally arrived\nwhile, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nUS Now Appears Determined<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>…\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>To\nLead The Parade<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n \tInformation\nand communications <\/b><\/i><\/font>Behave\nVery Differently,<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nfrom what you would expect in a simple causal metaphysical universe,\nrequiring <\/b><\/i><\/font>Metaphoric\nLogic, Or Bullshit Logic<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut life still remains two steps forward, and one back again.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Eternally\nAbiding In Our Moment<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>….\nGreater harmony neither acts nor reasons, as we dance delightfully\nbetween invisible moonbeams and, with any luck, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Avoid\nFalling On Our Ass<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIn physics, its what’s known as a “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Drunkard’s\nWalk<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nOne that staggers between order and chaos, but still gets you\nsomewhere. Reflecting, the more mechanical half of our mortal\nexistence, that emerges from the more <\/b><\/i><\/font>Organic\nMagic Of Existence Itself<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Which\nIs Truly A Miracle To Believe In<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nOr, to deny all that your little heart might desire! Its even\npossible to desire, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nTaboo Against Having Taboos<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nThankfully, 90% of this game is half-mental, and embracing bullshit\nis the easiest way to eliminate a lot of bullshit! <\/b><\/i><\/font>So,\nSet Your Bullshit Free<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>And,\nSee If It Comes Back To Haunt You<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>If It\nDoesn’t, Maybe Its Not Complete Bullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOne\nof the first practical applications, for my "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Quantized\nInformation Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\nis to create alternatives to the current <\/b><\/i><\/font>Academic\nPeer Review<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nsystems, making many of them <\/b><\/i><\/font>Obsolete\nOvernight!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nAlthough that might sound pretentious on my part, the embarrassing\ntruth is, over the last century, academia has invested so much time\nand energy into denying their own mountain of evidence, that they’ve\nmade it easy for anyone to <\/b><\/i><\/font>Retrodict<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nfrom all the data, whatever they want to know about any branch of the\nsciences. These days, they call it “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Big\nData<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\nFrom Star Trek<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut my <\/b><\/i><\/font>Information\nSingularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nmerely collates Big Data, or his Kin, for what’s missing from\nthis picture. Which is incredibly faster, easier, and more efficient.\nSo much so, that you should frequently be able to use simplified\nalgorithms and an ordinary laptop, with a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Thumb\nDrive<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nrather than the complete multidimensional multifractal equation and\nan industrial computer. Making it additionally possible for anyone\nto, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Gain\nA Better Grasp<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>On\nWhat’s Missing From This Picture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIn any particular line of research they may happen to prefer, which\nacademics have so diligently, and thoughtfully, attempted to hide in\nplain sight, <\/b><\/i><\/font>While\nDaring Anyone To Laugh<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHence,\nmy <\/b><\/i><\/font>Tar\nBaby<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nis aimed squarely at academia, who are simultaneously the truly\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Ancient\nOrigins Of Our Current, Anally Persistent, Problems<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nYet, the only people alive capable of solving most of them or,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Seriously\nIntent On Creating New Ones<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nOnce, an academic asked me what can be done to address the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Endless\nLooming Man-Made Catastrophes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Now\nThreatening The Future Of The Entire Human Race<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Not To\nMention, FREE WILLIE<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLosing my temper, I angrily suggested that he find out who is\nteaching all these idiots, how to destroy the planet faster! <\/b><\/i><\/font>Call\nMe Brain Damaged<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>But,\nEither The Right Hand Knows What The Left Hand Is Doing, Or We’re All\nScrewed<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThey’re stubbornly determined to keep on denying that there’s\nno conventional fix for all of our problems and, as a result, their\nown <\/b><\/i><\/font>Self-Imposed\nProblems<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\ncan only multiply, and transform, into <\/b><\/i><\/font>A\nLandslide Of Lowbrow Slapstick<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nSo, I cover a great deal of their lowbrow slapstick in the following\nchapters, in part, to give people a better feel for the\npossibilities, and just how useful it can be to collate data, in any\nparticular line of research. Providing explicit instructions for how\nto, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Make\nUnique Predictions, For What New Disasters<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>…\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Academia\nWill Inspire Next<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, most will simply insist on carefully censoring everything,\njust as I’ve already been <\/b><\/i><\/font>XXXXXXXX<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nwhile declaring war on anything they can’t easily censor! Regardless,\nneither our governments, nor any other mainstream institution, will\nallow academia to make <\/b><\/i><\/font>Any\nFundamental Changes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nunless they have no choice, so I intend to leave them with, <\/b><\/i><\/font>No\nViable Alternatives Left<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Potty\nTraining Begins At Home Dammit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nFor example, most of the first AI developed for commercial purposes,\nturned out to be worthless for what they were originally designed\nfor, while a recent decade long effort to create an <\/b><\/i><\/font>AI\nThat Can Write<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nscientific theories and papers, spit out an endless stream of\nextremely convincing sounding papers, that were all <\/b><\/i><\/font>Complete\nBullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nYou would think the researchers had deliberately set out to destroy\nwhat’s left of their own peer review system, which has been\nstruggling to keep their heads above water for decades. By all\naccounts, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Academic\nArtificial Intelligence<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Has\nTurned Out To Be, A Redundant Oxymoron<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLikewise, over a trillion dollars was invested in <\/b><\/i><\/font>AI\nResearch<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nin one year alone, yet everyone was surprised, when all of the newer\ncommercial AI, started to resemble the TV sitcom character of “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Archie\nBunker<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nexpressing racist, ageist, sexist, and homophobic biases.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Which\nIs Merely The Default<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nnetworking systems logic in a Singularity, when the lights are on,\nbut nobody’s home, and happens to be related to the "Shannon\nEntropy", that they’re all still using to design everything, and\nwhat physicists technically refer to as the, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Two\nFaces of Janus<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>”\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>And,\nEven More Enigmatic<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>“Yin-Yangy\nPush-Me-Pull-You Dynamics<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nCombined, these two form a particle-wave duality, composed of\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Eigenstates\nAnd Virtual Particles<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nor the quantum mechanical equivalent of, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Blue\nSmoke And Mirrors<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nWhich can be used to model everything as simultaneously random and\nfated. Bereft the slightest good taste or mercy, their irate\ncombination ensures the individual remains eternally fated to decide,\nfor themselves, just exactly what the hell is going on! Explaining\nwhy the everyday world around us appears to be so deterministic yet,\nwe also have the quantum observer effect, and the, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Infamous\nCollapse Of The Wave-Function<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhere the more things change, the more they stay the same and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Nobody\nIs Ever Satisfied<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nBut, the easier it becomes to <\/b><\/i><\/font>Normalize\nAny Expectations<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nsuch as extremes in humor and beauty! Reconciling the two for\nourselves, and our partners. Inexplicably, and paradoxically, the two\nbecoming more satisfying as, simultaneously, they blunt our\nexpectations and preconceptions. As we become all the more authentic\nand harmonious in the moment, as not only individuals but,\ncollectively, as social animals, and <\/b><\/i><\/font>Small\nFurry Mammals<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tExpressing\na, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Rainbow\nSpectrum of Desires<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nFrom whence a modified version of Bertram Maslow’s famous\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Hierarchy\nof Needs!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Doth\nEmerge<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nGraciously Ensuring Darwinian <\/b><\/i><\/font>Survival\nof the Fittest Remains A Complete Oxymoron<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Unless,\nYou Can Retain Your Sense Of Humor<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhat most people desire in a good boss, for example, is also what\nfemale chimpanzees commonly select for in, <\/b><\/i><\/font>An\nAlpha Male<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nThat is, someone who won’t interfere in petty disputes, but who\nintervenes decisively when necessary, in order to maintain the peace,\nas well as, providing food for the troops. Which is also the\ntraditional <\/b><\/i><\/font>Ideal\nPatriarch<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nNeither being angry all the time, depressed all the time, nor simply\ncontent to socialize, or contemplate your own navel, is necessarily\nall that helpful and, male or female, the trick is to remain somewhat\nflexible, for whenever the light bulb might come on, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Contributing\nTo Global Warming<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nNotably, women tend to make more reliable matriarchs in the business\nworld, while men tend to be more creative.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Archie\nBunker<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nbeing the default networking systems logic, also explains why\nrepeated studies have indicated that, even people who believe they’re\nnot racist, and do everything they can to avoid and combat racism,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Still\nHave Unconscious Racial Biases<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLowbrow slapstick merely <\/b><\/i><\/font>Reflects\nThe More Mechanical<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\nMental Masturbation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nside of existence, that applies on a cellular level, to information\nitself, and <\/b><\/i><\/font>Even\nApplies To Inanimate Objects<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nT<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>his\nsame pattern is already showing up repeatedly in physics, with the\nexample I gave of the one experiment indicating that we inhabit a\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Goldilocks\nUniverse<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nConspicuously drawing attention to the fact, over vast scales and\nmagnitudes, lowbrow slapstick manifests in even inanimate objects.\nReflecting how <\/b><\/i><\/font>A\nSingularity Demands Attention<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nDue to the universal recursion in the principle of identity, which\nexpresses its own distinctive recursive symmetry, as pattern\nmatching.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\na long time now, its been widely known that the earth’s\ncomposition, moon, orbit around the sun, and even our orbit within\nthe galaxy, all appear to be “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Just\nRight<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nfor life as we know it <\/b><\/i><\/font>Yet,\nNobody Predicted We Occupy A Goldilocks Universe<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Because\nits taboo in the mainstream and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Anathema\nIn Academia<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nGoldilocks has become a new buzz word in physics, that’s likely to be\ncensored, and there should be four related “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Root\nMetaphors<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nthat overlap, and express the more <\/b><\/i><\/font>Wishy-Washy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nemotional-logic of Intuitionistic Mathematics, as a multidimensional\nmultifractal equation. Mathematically speaking, the four combined\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Form A\nTorus<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nwhich is the same way the neurons in our brains organize for\ncommunication, <\/b><\/i><\/font>With\nOne Ring To Bind Them All<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Lost\nIn Space, Somewhere In The Twilight Zone<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>On\nThe Far Side, Beyond The Outer Limits Of Gilligan’s Island<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Where\nThere Yet Abides The Largest Of All Known Circle-Jerks<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>In\nThe Entire Animal Kingdom<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>The\nDude Himself<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\nparticular interest, pattern matching and networking systems logics,\nshould help to explain immune system dysfunctions, and how the\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Placebo\nEffect Works<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nas expressing Yin and Yang, with our immune and <\/b><\/i><\/font>Reproductive\nSystem Meeting In The Brain<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nContrary to all the theories, yet again, the two appear to <\/b><\/i><\/font>Form\nThe Brain<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, should produce a nonlinear “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Drunkard’s\nWalk<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nbetween order and chaos, one that becomes more efficient the better\nyour sense of humor. Expressing the "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Lowest\nPossible Energy State Of The Complete System<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Or The\nHighest, For The Dude Himself<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nDemonstrating,<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nhow organic life as we know it is normally animated, thinks, and\ncommunicates, in a geometric, or mathematical fashion. For example,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Fungi<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\n(Fun-Guy) have proven to think and communicate in a more geometric\nfashion, than we do, exemplifying how geometry and dynamics\nprogressively exchange identities, according to the four root\nmetaphors, which should apply to the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Four\nPhylums, Whenever Five Sheets To The Wind<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMaking\nwhat is communication, random noise and meaningful, inevitably up the\nto the individual observer to decide, because it represents a\nmysterious, unfathomable, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Universal\nRecursion in the Principle of Identity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nEven the cells of our own bodies comprehend cussing and, instead of\nthe more flattering “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Cosmic\nConsciousness<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>”\nThat so many romantic scientists dream of, they’re privileged\nto document <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nLess Than Flattering<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nlowbrow slapstick of the Muppet Show and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Vaudeville\nStage And Theater<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Of\nThe Mind<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Where\nInstant Karma’s Gonna Getcha Baby<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhich you could say, is Mother Nature’s way of attempting to\nget their attention, and encourage them to learn how to use the\npotty. To share their words and play nice, and to never forget,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Even\nThough Yogi Berra Was From Another Planet Altogether<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Knowing\nOnly That He Knew Nothing, Absolutely Nothing, Nothing Whatsoever<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>He\nBecame Aware That 90% Of This Game Is Half-Mental<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Thus,\nIn Grasping What’s Missing From This Picture, From Somewhere\nWay Far Out In Left Field<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Yogi\nMade It To The Potty On Time<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWriting\nthis book required 35 years of dedicated private research, including\n15 years spent studying six versions of the Tao Te Ching, then\ncracking the analog logic of the text by accident, and spending yet\nanother 15 years writing full-time, only to be censored. Making it\nimpossible for me to earn money off a lifetime of work, so I decided\nto give the brazen lowlife thieves way more than they ever bargained\nfor! However, all I’m actually doing, in order to write this\nbook, is the equivalent of retrodicting from the Big Picture, on the\nlid of the box. Due to its complex symmetry, this book resembles an\nordinary table top jig saw puzzle, but one you have to do five times\nin order to get it right, because the pieces all have similar shapes.\nIt’s just a giant word puzzle, that even a small child can make\nsignificant contributions to, but one so enormous, with such a\ndetailed pattern, that you have to study the Tao Te Ching for\ndecades, in order to have any real chance of finishing a book like\nthis one, within your lifetime. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ncomplete puzzle, for the poetry alone, would include 4,430 poems, or\nperhaps 20,000 pages worth, which the Chinese sometimes call, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nBook That Can Never Be Written<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nThankfully, we only need 430 poems for a good approximation but, even\nthat many, would require fifty years for me to write by myself, while\nothers can easily finish my work in the public domain. That is,\nassuming every country doesn’t censor me, like the US has.\nLeveraging contextual vagueness to express a line of crap a thousand\nmiles long, the book obeys a well known multidimensional\nmultifractal, or<\/b><\/i><\/font>:\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>A\nFractured Fairy Tale Equation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nA Fractal Dragon that emerges from a Mandelbrot, with their\ncomplexity reflecting,<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>What’s\nMissing From This Picture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nModern <\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>supercomputers\ncan spit the entire thing out in about three years, but they’re\nall classified and regulated by the military-industrial complex, so I\ndecided to save people the trouble, and make it much easier to\naccomplish, on considerably less powerful computers. The entire book,\nincluding this chapter, essentially says, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nBullshit That Can Be Spoken Of Is Not The Enduring Bullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nHowever, every context requiring a significant amount of content,\nmeans symmetry applies to everything, including the asymmetrical, and\nthe reader must always supply some of the content themselves,\nleveraging the quantum mechanics in their own brain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Its\nThe Simple Shit That Always Gets You<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, tiny infants remain the unrivaled masters of Bullshit Logic,\nwho often get the simple shit that escapes adults, and can\neffortlessly spit out more zingers than anybody alive. Taoists like\nto say, “The humor of the toddler is the hardest to master”\nbecause, of course, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>You\nAre The Toddler Dummy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\nTheir little empty heads work better as an abacus, or a slide-ruler,\nfor words and concepts, and an AI can emulate that for an adult, and\nmuch more, using the exhaustive default geometry in our poetry. Older\nchildren are the recognized masters of the short form of our “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Oneness\nPoetry<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nbecause, again, they tend to get the simple shit that escapes adults,\nand advanced versions of this book can be simplified down for\ndifferent audiences, for example, eliminating the cussing, and\nspecifically designing versions for children as well. Supplying an\nentirely new way to formulate the emotional-logic of Intuitionistic\nmathematics, that can be used to translate the mathematics in this\nbook into AI and virtual reality engines, making the book that much\nmore interactive.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\na nonlinear VR engine, that can easily <\/b><\/i><\/font>Exchange\nScales And Magnitudes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nwould empower physicists to make more sense out of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Feynman\nDiagrams<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand see how they humorously apply on macroscopic scales. Manifesting\nin different ways on larger scales, but remaining every bit as\nbizarre as they are on the subatomic, whenever you account for what’s\nmissing from this picture. Additionally, making it easier for anyone\nto learn the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Linguistic-Mathematics\nAnd Physics of a Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nand, quite noticeably, easier to generate more macroscopic quantum\neffects. Or, what is commonly referred to as: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Synchronicity,\nMagic, or the Collective Unconscious<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tResembling\nthe ground state in quantum mechanics and, whether you want to call\nit Magic or Science, just depends on the observer and the context.\nClassic logic can be deadly accurate, and is more efficient in a\nquarter of all cases, while fuzzy logic applies more often, and can\nbe anywhere from 10,000-100,000x more efficient than using classic\nlogic, and quantum systems can be up to 125% efficient. Which makes\nno damn sense whatsoever, unless the truth itself speaks louder than\nwords, and is magically more attractive, meaningful, harmonious,\nhumorous, efficient, self-assembling, self-correcting,\nself-organizing, self-evident, self-explanatory, easier to measure,\neasier to maintain, and just plain better. Quanta commonly express\ngreater humble efficiency and elegant simplicity, within the\ncomplexity of their symmetry, while genuine laughter can be compared\nto what Leibniz called the “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Lifeforce<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>”\nWhat physicists today describe as "Virtual Particles" and,\nthe ancient Chinese called, "Chi!"<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>The\nInvisible Flow, Within The Empty Void<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>…<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>\nBut, more often, hippies prefer to say, "Whenever Harmony Is\nLost, Balance Will Be Restored!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Superpowers<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nand others have been conducting research into psychic phenomena, for\nwell over half a century, while my work explains how to quantify,\namplify, and automate magic, in explicit detail, in the public\ndomain. Making it quite possible to <\/b><\/i><\/font>Start\nA New Arms Race<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nfor who has the better sense of humor! For example, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Sparkling\nLaughter<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nthe infectious kind that nobody can resist, provides an easy way to\nmeasure the truth itself, according to fuzzy logic and quantum\nmechanics, but with up to fourteen decimal places of precision, if\nyou use the latest cutting edge neurological science and technology.\nMy father had such laughter, and could stop any of our arguments dead\nin their tracks, and we would always quickly and calmly settle our\ndisputes, just as soon as we stopped laughing. Sometimes, puzzled as\nto why we had been so convinced that we had to keep arguing. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBasically,\nhis subconscious mind saw more of the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Big\nPicture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nrecognizing the pattern, and used pattern matching to communicate\nwith our own subconscious. Over-riding our conscious minds, which\nwere determined to keep on arguing, but our subconscious just didn’t\nbuy it anymore! However, normally, you don’t require the\noutrageous precision of quantum mechanics, and anyone can easily\nmeasure and document Sparkling Laughter, and related phenomena. In\ntheir own living room if they prefer, using something as ordinary as\na video camera or laptop and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Basic\nFuzzy Logic<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nProviding yet another easy way in which to do a complete end-run\naround academia and the military-industrial complex’s ongoing,\nincreasingly elaborate, attempts to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Censor\nHalf Of Reality<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\npoems can be considered a “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Quantized\nInformation Singularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nincorporating Intuitionistic mathematics and physics, which can be\ntreated as both mechanical and organic, social and anti-social,\ncausal and acausal, science and magic, because they’re\nessentially powered by the reader’s own more organic magic or,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Personal\nTruth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nWhat can also be thought of as a “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Lesser\nTruth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nof the “<\/b><\/i><\/font>One\nGreater Truth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nthat all of humanity shares. That which binds the universe together!\nSpeaking louder than words! <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nOne Truth Defies Any And All Attempts At Explanation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nReflected in such undeniable facts, as our brains being fundamentally\nquantum mechanical, and our inhabiting a “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Goldilocks\nUniverse<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>."\nFor there are many lesser truths, but <\/b><\/i><\/font>Only\nOne Greater Truth That We Share<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThe One Truth of Socrates, which unconditionally lends every lesser\ntruth greater meaning. Which was actually a common Tribal belief in\nhis day of, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nMemory of God<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nthe resplendent face whom none may look upon and remember in all his\nglory. Where thought and memory, space and time, energy and\ninformation, constantly blur into one…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nof which might sound like <\/b><\/i><\/font>Just\nSo Much Mystical Metaphysical Mumbo Jumbo<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut this book provides its own evidence, according to\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Functionalist<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nor "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Contextualist<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>"<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>,\nah, "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Standards<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>",\nand describes how <\/b><\/i><\/font>Fractal\nGeometry<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nand Chaos Theory must obey their own particle-wave duality, on even\nmacroscopic scales. If anything, modern science and technology are\nboth making it progressively harder to deny the simple truth, that\nthe truth is self-organizing while, we most certainly don’t\nhave time to mess around with attempting to break it to them gently!\nBefore they destroy the entire planet! <\/b><\/i><\/font>In\na Chaotic, Funky Monkey, Fractured Fairy Tale, Fuzzy Wuzzy, Wavy\nGravy, Adult Muppet Show Particle-Wave Duality:<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Wonder\nRemains The Beginning Of All Wisdom<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Which\nIs Why Ya Gotta Learn How Laugh If It Kills You<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nonly way to compel academia to change, is to develop advanced\ntechnology that can force them to change and, for example, if\ninvestors had simply gone on the assumption that academics are merely\nattempting to deny that 42 is as good as it gets, they could have\neasily avoided investing their money in recent attempts to\ncommercialize the first AI. Most of which, turned out to be utterly\nuseless for what they were designed for. My own work makes a large\nnumber of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Unique\nPredictions<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\npossible, that can even be used to manipulate the stock market if you\nwant, using a simple laptop. Using simple pattern matching, to invert\nthe <\/b><\/i><\/font>Quantum\nObserver Effect<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nmakes it incredibly faster, easier, and more efficient, to make a\nwide variety of unique predictions, that academia and the\nmilitary-industrial complex are entirely incapable of making. That\ndoesn’t mean an "Information Singularity" will destroy the\nentire world economy, or start WWIV, merely provide a viable\nalternative, to the "<\/b><\/i><\/font>Winner\nTakes All Economy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSure,\nthey can imitate my approach, and are trying their best but, thanks\nto all of their institutionalized taboos, and good-old-boy bullshit,\nworking like <\/b><\/i><\/font>Blinders\nOn A Horse<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nthat they all wear, they remain incapable of making nearly as many\nunique predictions, and incredibly less efficient. Even if they use\nthe same algorithms, and create an artificial neural network capable\nof thinking like a human, all they will produce are modified\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Schizophrenic\nVersions Of Archie Bunker<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nthat they have to use additional training to get them to behave\nthemselves, or AI that merely laugh at all of their childish\nnonsense, while their stunted senses of humor will ensure they\noverlook countless subtle nuances in the Big Picture. In other words,\nthe harder they attempt to control reality itself, going to such\nridiculous extremes, the more self-defeating they’re becoming,\nand the easier they’re making it for others, to find effective ways\naround all of their nonsense. So, of course, I gave every spy online\nmy Tar Baby, so they could all have time to think about it, and to\ntest my ideas out on each other first, before the shit hits the fan\nany harder! Like I said, its already quite possible to start an arms\nrace, for who has the better sense of humor and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Turn\nThe Entire World Economy, Upsidedown, Insideout, And Tortuously\nTwisted<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Violating\nAll Common Decency, Folding, Spindling, And Mutilating Other People’s\nPaychecks<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\nnothing more than a little funky linguistic analysis, incorporating\nwidely used pattern matching, Intuitionistic mathematics and physics,\nand <\/b><\/i><\/font>Adult\nMuppet Show And Yogi Berra Weirdness<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>:\nFrom Another Planet Altogether! <\/b><\/i><\/font>Deep\nFried Extra Crispy, By The Colonel Himself<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Its\nFinger Licking Good, Here In The Kentucky Fried, Southern Global\nWarming, Twilight Zone<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nBeyond The Outer Limits Of The Cosmic Microwave Background! Lost In\nSpace, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Somewhere\nOver The Rainbow<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>On The\nFar Side Of Gilligan’s Island<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nHowever, I had to retrodict from <\/b><\/i><\/font>ALL<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nthe data first, the hard way, only to be censored, and my Tar Baby is\nmerely the first half of the multidimensional multifractal equation\nrequired, but its the hardest half to get right, while others can\neasily finish the second half in the public domain, just as the\nChinese scholars did with the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Original\nTar Baby<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nEnsuring the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Pentagon<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand everyone else, has plenty of time to test it out for themselves\nwhile, in the meantime, anyone else can still feel free to edit,\npublish, and expand upon my work, in any country, that doesn’t\ncensor the public domain, nearly as heavily as the US, Russia, and\nChina in particular.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\na long time, academia has claimed that the US censors our mass media\nless than other countries, while they continue to deny that humor is\nmeaningful, classify jokes older than monuments, and are now casually\nhelping the government to censor the mass media even more thoroughly,\nnot only in the US, but everywhere else! Of course, in order to\nprotect their own students from themselves. Its easy enough to\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Collate\nEndless Bullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\njust to throw it all right back in academia’s faces, for the\nnext century or two at least, but that’s like throwing the\nThree Stooges’ crap right back in their faces, and can quickly\nbecome counterproductive. Especially, when they’re only\nrepeating whatever the good-old-boy-clubs, and <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nMainstream, Demand From Them<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nIn South Korea, for example, their own students demanded that their\nteachers go on strike, when their teachers began committing suicide\nin record numbers, due to their students physically attacking them!\nJesus famously said, "Forgive Them Father, For They Know Not\nWhat They Do!" With the advent of modern technology, entire\ncultures are now gagging on all of the lies they’ve promoted, which\nare starting to kill everything on the damn planet! Sometimes, in\nunique ways that modern science can’t even begin to predict, because\nthe idiots are still hellbent on censoring half of reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSo,\nI supply plenty of more socially acceptable alternatives, to merely\nusing all the analog logic in this book, to embarrass people or\nwhatever, and I’m sure other people can think of even more, but\nwe don’t have time to be delicate about all of their Three\nStooges slapstick, killing even their own children! Successfully\ncracking the analog logic empowered me to do something, that nobody\nelse has ever managed before, to begin to extrapolate our <\/b><\/i><\/font>Rainbow\nWarrior Poetry<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\ndirectly into more lucid chapters, like this one. That millions of\nfans already familiar with the genre can improve upon, at any time,\nwithin the public domain. Developing an analog theory of everything\nand nothing, or writing any similar book they might want, using the\nsame lexicon, equation, and modern AI, to eventually make it easy\nenough for even a child to do. Out of billions and billions and\nbillions of actual real people, even those simple minded enough to be\nonly vaguely familiar with the prehistoric genre of <\/b><\/i><\/font>Oneness\nPoetry<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nlike the Pentagon, everyone always recognizes which poems are better.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>You\nCan’t Fake Professional Wrestling, Because It’s Impossible To Fake\nComplete Bullshit, That’s Already Fake<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Like\nOur Oneness Poetry<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nam the Shockwave Rider, the Wu Li Master Of The Tao Te Ching, A\nWarrior Of The Rainbow, Who Rides The Great Rainbow Fractal Dragon!\nOnly Heaven Above Inspires Harmony In Unbalanced Gravity, Yet Gravity\nRemains The Source Of Lightness! For Harmony Neither Acts Nor\nReasons, Thus, Unconditionally Lending Everything Greater Meaning.\nEmbracing What’s Missing From This Picture In The Present And,\nSimultaneously, In Both The Past And Future! Accomplishing The\nImpossible, Without Ever Actually Having To Do A Damn Thing!\nSometimes, knowing when to simply do nothing, absolutely nothing at\nall, can make all the difference in the world! Likewise, knowing how\nto forget that which can never be forgotten, can save your sanity, if\nnothing else. It turns out, the Pale Buddha was dead wrong, and the\npast is never just a memory, nor is the future merely a dream! Which\nis why, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Now\nAnd Zen Thoughtfully Made Time-Warped Everywhen<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, the time is never quite what anybody thinks it is anymore, and\nnever will be again, until that time rolls round again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTime,\ninformation, humor, synergy, harmony, synchronicity, consciousness,\nawareness, and magic, ultimately become indistinguishable, ensuring\nthe past and future remain mutable, merely expressing <\/b><\/i><\/font>Karma<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nor particle-wave duality in a Singularity. According to the latest\nevidence, every subatomic particle somehow simultaneously occupies\nthe past and the future. Making time appear to be both a local and\nnonlocal phenomena, similar to geometry being everywhere in the\nuniverse, yet the curvature of space only becomes noticeable over\nlarger distances, such as looking at the horizon, or on the smallest\nof subatomic scales. Everyone being part of the Collective\nUnconscious, we collectively decide what is reality, ensuring nobody\never gets exactly what they want, but everyone always gets what they\nneed for their personal growth. Requiring nonlinear temporal\ndynamics, and the Butterfly Effect, as well as pattern matching and a\nsense of humor, in order to more fully comprehend how the causal\nuniverse physically emerges from the acausal, and how matter and\nenergy emerge from the four forces of nature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nTruth merely laughs at all of our foolish attempts to control reality\nand, inexorably, demands a price, precisely because it\nunconditionally lends everything greater meaning. Even our worst\nmistakes! <\/b><\/i><\/font>Against\nAny And All Protests To The Contrary<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nInevitably, the Ugly Duckling, need, must, transform into the Swan\nbecause, of course, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nSimple Truth Happens To Be Every Sad, And Confused, Ugly Ducking’s\nSimple Fate<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Regardless\nOf How Loudly They Protest<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAlthough this book contains endless lowbrow slapstick, again, it\nmerely represents the default networking systems logic in a\nSingularity and, I tell people, I just do the equivalent of the basic\nalgebra and geometry. Which can be tedious beyond the point of\ntorture, and unbelievably ugly, and not nearly as pretty and exciting\nas calculus, but calculus without algebra is a complete disaster! One\nwe definitely don’t need right now!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nI<\/b><\/i><\/font>ndian\nVedas<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nare an example of “<\/b><\/i><\/font>pretty<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”\nfuzzy logics, which were originally designed for personal growth,\nwhile others can work on updating and adapting whatever they want,\nbut I’m not waiting around for Indian Gurus, Bollywood,\nHollywood, Traditional Taoists, Buddhists, Muslims, Christians, or\nanyone else to <\/b><\/i><\/font>Do\nThe Dirty Work<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>The\nDirty Deed<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThat they’ve never chosen to do in the past! <\/b><\/i><\/font>Forget\nAbout Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>Mine\nIs In The Public Domain, FOR FREE<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nHa, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nPentagon has stolen, then censored, 35 years of dedicated private\nresearch, and 15 years of full time writing, but the more they keep\nstealing from me, the more self-defeating they’re becoming. Thanks to\nthe truth asserting itself, over any scales and magnitudes and,\ninevitably, winning in the end. More than one master of meditation\nhas attempted to argue with me, when I simply informed them that\nmodern neurology is already making it possible, to turn anyone into\nan instant master, so they too can sit at the bottom of a pool for an\nhour, but that’s just not all that helpful for, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Saving\nThe Damn Planet<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nPersonally, I like the early episodes of Archie Bunker and “<\/b><\/i><\/font>All\nIn The Family<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nbut there’s no accounting for taste, and I’m certainly\nnot writing this book for merely entertainment or personal growth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBeing\nexclusive, classic logic emphasizes the “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Little\nPicture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”,\nwhile analog logic is much more inclusive, stressing examining the\n“<\/b><\/i><\/font>Big\nPicture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>".\nRelying solely on symmetry and pattern matching to describe\neverything, including all of the stuff that nobody ever wants to be\nreminded of! Again, very much like assembling an ordinary table top\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Jig-Saw\nPuzzle<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut with the exception that this one eventually becomes magically\nself-organizing. Which can be measured with mathematical precision,\nto produce a universal geometry, or mathematics, that apply to even\nour words and concepts. Making it the obvious way to address\ncountless problems, but only if we can develop the complete\nlinguistic-mathematics and physics, in the public domain. In\ncountries that still have a saltier sense of humor, and more freedom\nof speech, than either the US, Russia, or China in particular. Who,\nare deliberately stunting their own sense of humor, by heavily\ncensoring themselves, who are working their way up to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Censoring\nThe Public Domain, On Mars<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, obviously, remain hellbent on seeing just how much territory\nthey can all claim, assuming that any of them survive in the long\nrun! The rest of us have other concerns, than merely <\/b><\/i><\/font>Defending\nReal Estate Claims And The All-Mighty-Dollar<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nMany among us would prefer the Three Stooges leave a living planet\nand economy, that’s actually worth defending!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnything\ndemonstrable can be considered simultaneously bullshit and the truth,\nas fuzzy logic already suggests, with energy and information, scales\nand magnitudes, expressing particle-wave duality, and the issue is\nwhat can we, as both individuals and groups, accept for ourselves,\nand actually put to constructive use. Bullshit merely represents any\nlesser truth, while there can be only <\/b><\/i><\/font>One\nGreater Truth We All Share<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nFor all practical purposes the specific context, or situation,\ndemonstrably determines what can easily be considered the greater\ntruth, as both the context, and any of its contents, inevitably\nexchange identities, expressing their own particle-wave duality.\nAgainst any and all sincere heartfelt objections, including lingering\nregrets of my own, again, this book meets the requirements for a\nContextual Philosophy. And, is the first to successfully combine\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Socratic\nWisdom<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nwith the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Tao\nTe Ching<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nin a self-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable manner, even\nsupplying its own “empirical” evidence for macroscopic\nquantum effects, and the most parsimonious explanations for\neverything. Having no accepted theory of humor, academia can either\ncontradict themselves again, or choose to interpret this book as a\nSocratic philosophy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMaking\nall of its contents public domain, and you can call it whatever the\nhell you want, but its a Singularity, that leverages the intrinsic\ngeometry of language, powered by the reader’s own lesser truth,\nand the <\/b><\/i><\/font>One\nGreater Truth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nBoth of which remain humanity’s fate, and are self-organizing,\nno matter how stridently anybody might choose to object! You can run,\nbut you cannot <\/b><\/i><\/font>Hide\nFrom Your Own Damn Truth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhich has a life and a will of its own, or somebody would have\ncopyrighted and patented the truth, long, long ago.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSomething,\nthat’s easy enough to prove, in a few million different ways, using\neven a simple video camera in your own living room, but I also\nsuggest plenty of additional ways, that professionals can prove it to\ntheir own satisfaction, without requiring access to elaborate\nequipment. Such as requiring time on a ridiculously expensive\nsupercomputer, or a particle accelerator, all regulated by the\nmilitary-industrial complex. In fact, its possible to measure\nconsciousness itself and, hopefully, professionals will supply other\nadditional easy ways, in which to prove everything that I’m\nwriting about, using an ordinary laptop, or in any ordinary,\nclaustrophobic, closet sized laboratory. Just to tweak their colleges\nnoses if nothing else, but it would help to speed things up and,\npossibly, reduce all the confusion and fighting, if Karma were simply\ndeclared a law of nature. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThis\nentire book can be translated into any language, using whatever\nparticular characters and metaphors you happen to prefer, and the\npoems will still assume the same shapes, with dynamics and geometry,\nlogic and information, also overlapping, expressing their own\nnonlinear particle-wave duality. In a manner which can also be\ntranslated into analog geometry, or differentials, for the equivalent\nof an AI abacus, or a slide-rule, you can use in VR, that becomes\nmore useful, accurate, and precise the better your sense of humor.\nWritten language and our concepts themselves all obey the same\ndefault geometry, as everything else in a singularity, reflecting the\nlimits of our own mortal fallibility, and the fact that, as part of\nthe Collective Unconscious, the individual must always decide for\nthemselves what is meaningful. One of my fondest desires is to\nautomate the entire process, and help everyone to learn, all over\nagain, how to laugh at the funny naked man in the parade, without\nhaving to go through all the trouble I had to! Attempting to write\nthis book in any other fashion, to make it more "socially\nacceptable” to the mainstream, would possibly have required a\nsupercomputer, a small think tank, and another fifty years, which no\none was offering me, and I was in a hurry anyway…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThankfully,\neven when I made them all go cross-eyed, and they had absolutely no\nclue what I was doing, a few more traditional Taoists, and a variety\nof witches, took a chance on me, and supported my efforts and, like I\nsaid, I was in a hurry to save our grandchildren, and leave them a\nworld worth living in! Theoretically, the finished product will be\nable describe how any language, mathematics, and physics work,\naccording to pattern matching, fuzzy logic, and particle-wave\nduality, but you can also think of it as literally being, <\/b><\/i><\/font>A\nMagical Literary Rabbit Hole<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nOne, that leverages the magic of our own quantum mechanics, to ensure\nthe good guys win more often, and have the last laugh. Merely\nutilizing simple pattern matching and fuzzy logic, to lose more of\nour personal taboos and biases, and work on our own sense of humor,\nand personal integrity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nI said, a supercomputer can already spit all 4,430 poems, including\nhundreds of pages of pornographic poems, which should be more than\nenough to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Make\nAnyone Lose Their Religion<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, lose any remaining doubts they may have that a "Singularity"\nis not really about what you believe, so much as, merely accepting\nthe self-evident truth. Which it should also be possible to\naccomplish in VR, using interactive programs, that can make it much\nmore practical for most, without anyone having to rely on a lot of\npornography, cussing, or anything objectionable to the mainstream.\nWhatever approach you choose, losing more of your taboos, empowers\npeople to become more aware of the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Collective\nUnconscious<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nLending the good guys greater awareness of the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Big\nPicture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand an even greater magical advantage. The good guys simply accept\nmore of the truth, and pay it forward more often, while the truth is\nwhat decides the final outcome, and we ourselves can only help the\ntruth organize on its own. Any <\/b><\/i><\/font>Genuine\nMorality<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nemerges from our own <\/b><\/i><\/font>More\nHarmonious Metaethics<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nboth as individuals and societies, requiring networking systems\nlogic, which I cover in other chapters.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAmong\nother things, my <\/b><\/i><\/font>Information\nSingularity<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\ncan be used to: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Tame\nThe Wild Internet<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAgain, helping to establish alternatives to the current peer review\nsystem and, additionally, making it possible to automate them in new\nways. Many have hoped that quantum cryptography can tame the\ninternet, but it cannot prevent the Three Stooges from attempting to\ncensor and classify half of reality, in both academia and the mass\nmedia, and it cannot prevent anyone from using AI online, to\nmanipulate what people know, and tend to believe. Using an\nInformation Singularity the good guys can better predict just how\nmuch of anything is bullshit, and make other unique predictions, and\ncan work more magic than usual, which becomes all the more\nself-organizing: <\/b><\/i><\/font>Whenever\nSuitably Encouraged<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThanks\nto our universe itself being magical, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Our\nGestures Always Matter<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, the good guys win that much more often <\/b><\/i><\/font>While,\nThe Cure Can Sometimes Be Worse Than The Disease<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAll of which can eventually make the most elaborate Three Stooges\nslapstick far too expensive, for anyone to automate, by literally\nhelping the good guys, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Stay\nTwo Punch Lines Ahead Of The Competition<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nA ten year cross-disciplinary study declared the I-Ching word perfect\nand complete for introspective purposes and, using the same\nlinguistic-mathematics and physics in this book to translate the\ntext, providing the good guys with an even better perspective on the\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Big\nPicture<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nand an even greater <\/b><\/i><\/font>Magical\nAdvantage<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSocrates\nand Galileo are two classic examples, however, there are eight\nbillion people in the world today, many of whom have access to modern\ntechnology, and everyone continuing to promote Three Stooges\nslapstick, Archie Bunker AI and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Widespread\nPanic In The Streets<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Just\nDoesn’t Cut It Anymore<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nThe technology I’m hoping to develop would eventually make it\nimpossible for anyone to continue to arbitrarily abuse advanced\ntechnology, of any kind. Many conservatives, in particular, have\nconfided to me, that they believe we require just such a new\ntechnology, one that can prevent people from abusing technology at\nthe drop of a hat, but you have to careful what you wish for! Its the\nancient Chinese blessing and curse of, “<\/b><\/i><\/font>May\nYou Live In Interesting Times<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!”\nSurrendering to the truth is simply our fate, yet people will still\ncommonly deny the truth with their last dying breath, claim that\n"<\/b><\/i><\/font>Fate<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>"\nis a counterproductive concept, or claim that they already know the\ntruth, when they refuse to even share a stupid dictionary, and prefer\nto make up their own definitions for words like "Honesty"\nand the “<\/b><\/i><\/font>Truth<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>”.\nA recent survey concluded that the same quarter of the population,\nspreading most of the <\/b><\/i><\/font>Fake\nNews And Misinformation<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\ncould not care less about the truth. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNote,\nthat this also means its possible to establish a new online economy\nbased on, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Pay\nYour Karma, And Pay It Forward Until The End Of Time<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAlong the same lines as, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Pay\nYour Debts, While Paying Future Interest Rates<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAn economy which, nonetheless, should prove to be magically\ncompetitive with existing economies and, eventually, can be used to\nestablish a <\/b><\/i><\/font>Meritocracy<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nSomething along the lines of Star Trek and Star Wars combined with,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nMuppet Show<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nOf course, it could be far worse, but physicists are still commonly\narguing nobody is a miracle, babies are not miracles, life is not a\nmiracle, magic is not real, and, <\/b><\/i><\/font>There’s\nNo Damn Proof<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhile, refusing to acknowledge that they’ve stunted their own sense\nof humor horribly, institutionalizing their denial for thousands of\nyears, to the point where they can’t even use a stupid dictionary\nanymore, and are now industriously helping to censor half of reality.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEmpowering\nevery military-industrial complex in existence, to classify and\ncensor anything, that doesn’t already fit into their <\/b><\/i><\/font>Myopic\nWorldview<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>.\nEnsuring that academics themselves are not only less capable of being\naware of any of the existing magic in life, but also much less likely\nto reproduce, more likely to contradict themselves, more often\nsexist, and among the least trusted in society! In recent years, even\npromoting antisemitism again yet, all it requires to prove it is to,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Collate\nTheir Own Data<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWhich, of course, is likely to be censored, however, <\/b><\/i><\/font>Their\nTimeless Denial Is Still Easily Overcome<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nIn countless other ways, just like in the story of, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nEmperor’s New Clothes<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>,\nbut we desperately need to develop the analog logic,\nlinguistic-mathematics, and physics further. <\/b><\/i><\/font>For\nThere Is No More New Frontier<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>And,\nWe Have Got To Make It Here<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAnd, as I write this, only a month ago: <\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>All\nOf The Oceans, Around The World, Dramatically Rose In Temperature<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>For\nThe First Time In Recorded History<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nCatholic Church went out of their way to burn witches at the stake,\ninsisting only Catholic priests could work "good" magic,\nand severely circumscribed at that, but indiscriminately burning\ninnocent women alive, and promoting their good magic, has not\nprevented the entire planet from going down the toilet! Nor did it\nsupport progress in the sciences, in the case of Galileo! Today,\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Every\nEngineer<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>\nI’ve spoken to on the subject, has puzzled over why they have\nto account for electrons standing still on modern computer chips\nwhile, <\/b><\/i><\/font>The\nHoles They Occupy Appear To Move Around Instead<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nYet, they’ve all turned me down flat whenever I’ve\noffered to explain, even using their own more abstract paradoxical\nterms. Considering that almost nobody knows how to use a stupid\ndictionary, or is willing to admit they do, I usually prefer to avoid\ndiscussing such issues myself, or anything more controversial than\nthe weather! Still, I like to tell people, whether you believe in God\nor not, whether you believe in magic or not: <\/b><\/i><\/font>These\nDays, We Are All A Miracle To Believe In<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nAccording to a mountain of scientific evidence, the entire planet is\nin desperate need of quite a few miracles while, <\/b><\/i><\/font>All\nThe Alternatives I Can Think Of Suck<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThis\nbook is still missing at least the last two chapters, and a dozen or\nmore poems, but I thought it best to publish it early, and update it\nlater. If anything confuses you, the last finished chapter, "Yogi\nBerra Yoda Bullshit Kung Fu 101a" contains a nice brief synopsis\nof all the more complicated humor in the book. Expressed as an adult\nversion of Peter Pan and the Lost Boys. The chapter is only half\nfinished, however<\/b><\/i><\/font>,\n<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>The\nOcean Itself Is Changing Color<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Underwater\nHeat Waves Are Now Killing Everything In The Oceans<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!\nWe are out of time, and you can run, but none can hide from what is\nto come.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font>God\nHelp Us All, God Knows, We Need All The Help We Can Get<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nShockwave\nRider!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t<\/font>At\nthe impressionable age of five years old, for the first time it\noccurred to me that the whole world is insane, and this was something\nthat I was just going to have to figure out on my own. Huckleberry\nFin, was supposedly the same age, but he smoked a pipe, and drank\nhard liquor while, I Was Never Quite That Precocious<\/u>! Of\ncourse, modern psychology avoids Using Words Like Insanity<\/u>,\npreferring to use Latin terms, but I was only five, and had always\nbeen rather attached to Using Plain English<\/u>. Having no\ninterest in Exotic Subcultures<\/u> that speak dead languages, by\nfourteen, I had already become, The Ultimate Skeptic<\/u>!\nDedicated, to my own private research into modern physics and\nphilosophy. Never having found the slightest bit of comfort, in damn\nfools everywhere, still claiming to be voice of sanity, In An\nInsane World<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDecades\nwould pass before the internet was invented so, once a month, I\nvisited the largest library in the area, that subscribed to physics\njournals, and would sit on the floor, skimming through them for hours\non end, searching for what’s missing from this picture… Thus,\nbegan what was to become a lifelong journey, of heedlessly plunging\nheadfirst, ever deeper, into the Musty Fecund Bowels<\/u> of\nEastern and Western Philosophy, Science, and Religion. Relentlessly\nSeeking Answers<\/u>! As to why our modern, “High-Tech<\/u>”,\nsocieties are so brazenly and unabashedly insane, without ever\nactually holding out any hope of finding any real answers on my own.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSkeptics\nare all normally assumed to be atheists, but that’s in no small\npart due to atheists frequently demanding that agnostics either call\nthemselves some sort of atheist, or Hide In The Closet<\/u>! While,\nI was an agnostic who was extremely skeptical of so-called,\n“Atheist-Skeptics<\/u>”. Who’re infamous for\ninternet trolls, and for promoting Endless Rhetoric<\/u>, Sarcasm,\nFascism, and Totalitarian Communism! All in the name of Science,\nReason, and Humanism! Not that I blame atheists, for being insane in\nan insane world, but it certainly never endeared them to anybody,\nnobody that I know anyway! Much less, inspired confidence in a damned\nthing they say! With atheists today being the least trusted among\nbelievers and nonbelievers alike! While, I have yet to hear a single\natheist admit in public, that they have soundly earned their\nreputation, and its usually Best To Avoid Them, By A Few Hundred\nFeet<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIts\na sad truth that the Antisocial Behavior<\/u> of countless\natheists, has encouraged not only agnostics to hide in the closet,\nbut other atheists as well while, today, atheists are not even\nremotely unique in that regard. Shakespeare famously wrote, “Me\nThinks Familiarity Doth Breed Contempt<\/u>!” And, in recent\ndecades, academia and the mainstream have abused one another, the\nEnglish Language, and the Mass Media, To Such a Horrendous Extent<\/u>!\nThat me thinks familiarity doth commonly breed, even the more\ndeplorable depths of self-contempt and loathing, In Modern-Day\nBabylon<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnywho,\nbereft the slightest clue as to what to look for, and in spite of\nencountering the typical\ncustomary-abnormal-impromptu-ritual-knee-jerk-resistance, and\nwoefully misplaced sexual frustration, from the Ubiquitous\nUnsundry Self-Appointed Yahoos And Motley Crews<\/u>, commonly found\nanywhere on a map today! Nevertheless, I resolutely endeavored\nto explore<\/span> the fundamentals, from an agnostic perspective,\nthoroughly convinced that surrendering to the Ongoing Widespread\nMadness<\/u>, was never a viable option in the long run. When The\nBanks And The Marching Morons Always Decide Who Wins, War Never Ends<\/u>!\nAnd, Paddling Up Shit Creek, Is No Longer An Option<\/u>! Since\nlong before I was even a gleam in my father’s eye, the entire world\nhas been working overtime, attempting to build up enough credit with\nthe banks, To Officially Declare WWIII<\/u>!<\/span>\nRight After They’re All Done Killing Every Other Living\nThing On The Planet<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRather\nthan relying on more traditional “Schools of Thought<\/u>”,\npsychology, sociology, or conventional wisdom, which all appeared to\nhave made little progress, and were making feeble attempts at best,\nout of Sheer Desperation<\/u>! As a young teen, I was already\ndetermined to single-handedly sort through the entire Disjointed\nMuddled Mess<\/u>! That, academia refers to as modern physics and\nphilosophy, Beginning At The Beginning<\/u>! Having already been\nreduced to applying, The Brute Force Process of Elimination<\/u>!\nWading through endless bullshit, and weeding out all of the more\nOutlandishly Lame Attempts At Explanations<\/u>, while hoping the\nentire time that some “Think-Tank<\/u>” would\neventually publish something cogent on the subject. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUnfortunately,\nWhenever Convenient<\/u>, physicists tend to ignore semantics, and\npay more attention to the physical evidence, while philosophers tend\nto ignore any physical evidence, preferring to Play Around With\nSemantics<\/u> and, to make matters worse, my English Teachers were of\nlittle help, merely claiming the English Language has few, “Hard\nand Fast Rules<\/u>”. Pressing My High School Teachers<\/u>,\nwith endless nonstop questions, one surprised me when She Casually\nMentioned<\/u> that, theoretically, the English Language may have a\nsecond grammar. Exactly how everyone could have missed the existence\nof a "Second Grammar<\/u>", for several centuries, and\nwhy it still remains theoretical to this day, became just more\ndiscordant facts to add to my Growing Collection<\/u>, but I was\nStubborn<\/u>, and eventually found the answers! By paying close\nattention to some of the more contentious, Academic Wannabe\nCunning Linguists<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDecades\nlater, after ruling out countless possibilities, from among the\nworld’s major religions, philosophies, and physical theories, I\ntook the time to invent my own linguistic analysis, based on\n“Contextual Vagueness<\/u>”; starting with adopting the\nvaguest possible definitions for almost any word, from among the\nfirst four found in Any Common Dictionary<\/u>. After practicing\nand studying for yet another decade, I finally felt ready to attempt\nto expand upon the work of Ludwig Wittgenstein by, Stressing\nAuthenticity Over Knowledge<\/u>. Wittgenstein’s linguistic\nanalysis had always puzzled me, not because I didn’t understand\nit but, because it was Patently Obvious<\/u>! Most academics\nstruggle to even superficially comprehend his work, while all of the\nmore Famous Philosophers<\/u>, who later espoused his work, may as\nwell be Beating A Dead Horse, As Far As I Was Concerned<\/u>!\nHaving, repeatedly, driven his linguistic analysis entirely into the\ndirt! Thoroughly confusing clever arguments with substance,\npreposterously pontificating, pessimistically proposing pursuing\npettier putrid puerile points, Until, All Too Predictably!<\/u>\nThey conspicuously began to run out of trivial complaints, and glib\narguments to make and, immediately, proceeded to carefully cover\ntheir own tracks. Steadily, painting themselves into their own quiet\nlittle corner, In A Private Room, In A Chinese Restaurant, At The\nEnd Of The Universe<\/u>! Where they make their own fortune cookies.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSearching\nfor the slightest opening that I could exploit, I spent a year\nMeticulously Reducing<\/u> his logic as far as I could, only to\nencounter A Complete Dead-End<\/u>, and come up Empty-Handed<\/u>!\nNormally, I don’t have to work at deconstructing a philosophy\nand, after a lifetime of practice, just reading any text, I can\neasily spot any Unwarranted Assumptions<\/u>, poorly defined\nvariables, Vague Statements, Contradictions<\/u>, and anything that\nconflicts with established facts and empirical evidence but,\nWittgenstein<\/u> had turned out to be different. Those with more\nthan a passing familiarity with his work, frequently compare it to\nreading, “A Dry Auto-Repair Manual<\/u>!" And, from the\nvery beginning, I had known all along, he would be, One Tough\nGerman Nut To Crack<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nfact that I had so completely, utterly, and spectacularly failed, In\nHis Particular Case<\/u>, merely confirmed that I was onto something,\nbut had left me with no clue whatsoever, as to how to proceed, and I\nwas now ready to resort to Consulting A Ouija Board<\/u>! Merely\nHoping For The Slightest Inspiration<\/u>! Rather than attempting to\ncontact the dead for an audience, I decided to try something new for\na change, and turned to the only other text that had consistently\nResisted All Of My Attempts<\/u> at analysis and, for the first\ntime ever, began extrapolating “Rainbow Warrior Poetry<\/u>”,\nfrom the “Tao Te Ching<\/u>”. Only to effortlessly\ncrack its analog logic wide-open, like a walnut and, Unceremoniously,\nDeep-Fried My Brain Extra-Crispy<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tExtensively\nstudied by scholars, the Tao Te Ching’s Vague, Cloying,\nAnarchistic Philosophy<\/u> has always appealed to extreme skeptics\nlike me, but it incorporates a complex paradoxical writing style,\nmore often used for meditation, While I’ve Never So Much As\nTaken A Tai Chi Class In My Life<\/u>! Even so-called “Philosophical\nTaoists<\/u>” are frequently mystics, and the very idea that the\n2,400 year old text could ever possibly make more than the most\nsuperficial sense to anyone, is widely considered, Flat-Out\nInsane<\/u>! At least a hundred English Translations have been\npublished and, a few times in the past, I’ve watched\nStoned-Hippies<\/u> play around with applying cuss words to the\nshort poems, only to waste four hours generating Meaningless\nWord-Salad<\/u>, and had always assumed that it must be impossible!\nOr, surely, SomeBody<\/u>! Out of the several billion other idiots\non the planet, foolish enough to have also Read The Damned Thing<\/u>!\nSometime, in the last two thousand years or so, Would Have Figured\nIt Out Already<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEqually\ndisturbing, I had bumbled upon the discovery that, Potty Mouth\nNursery Rhymes, Older Than Monuments<\/u>! And, Still Being\nReinvented By Little Kids Everywhere<\/u>! Were The Likely Origins\nOf The 12,000 Year Old Bagua, Or The "Book Of Changes<\/u>!"\nFrom which the I-Ching and the Tao Te Ching were later extrapolated.\nThe whole reason I had spent so long working on Wittgenstein, was on\nthe assumption that he had to make more sense than the Tao Te Ching,\nonly to discover the opposite is true, and the Tao Te Ching can use\npotty humor to describe Wittgenstein, With Mathematical Precision<\/u>!\nAdding insult to injury, over the routine course of conducting\nlogistics research, upon my just happening to casually notice that\nthe internet was being Heavily Censored<\/u>, more than usual that\nis, of anything new related to fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics in\nparticular, Well Naturally<\/u>! I dug a bit deeper than usual,\nonly to discover that some of these same Potty Mouth Nursery\nRhymes<\/u> have been classified as, “Vital To The National\nDefense<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nIf you ask me, Fiction Is An All Too Commonplace Reality<\/u> but,\nif reality were never stranger than fiction, nobody would ever buy\nit! One Logician, whose work is classified, asked me to write\nparadoxical nonsense for him and, rather than deny my own evidence,\neventually I decided to: Bite The Bullet<\/u>! And, see if I could\nmake more sense out of it all, by going cross-eyed for the next\ndecade or two. Dedicating myself to mastering the potty mouth prose\nof the poetry, which uses Only Salty Quotes<\/u>, popular song\nlyrics, and commonly used phrases whenever possible. Writing all of\nthe “Poetry<\/u>” required, for a more detailed\nexamination of the analog logic, necessitated that I also write down\nthese chapters, collating the entire lifetime’s worth of\nIncongruous Disparate Facts<\/u>, which I had amassed, only to\nconfirm my worst suspicions. Difficult as it might be, for billions\naround the globe to believe, I’ve found a way to prove, The\nPale Buddha Was Dead Wrong<\/u>! It turns out that the past is never\njust a memory, nor is the future merely a dream, for the time is\nnever quite what anybody thinks it is, until that time rolls round\nagain, and 42, Really Is As Good An Explanation As Anyone Will\nEver Get<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOf\ncourse, Douglass Adams, or any idiot for that matter, can claim that\n42 is, “The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything<\/u>!”\nBut, this book explores the linguistic, sociological, physical, and\nmathematical evidence, based on first principles, and I make enough\nunique predictions, that it may even qualify as, “A Theory\nof Everything and Nothing<\/u>!” Which just so happens to\nresemble physical reality as we know it. For example, in spite of\nbeing incredibly accurate, and indispensable for countless purposes,\nnevertheless, Newtonian Mechanics have turned out to be Tautological<\/u>,\nwhile Relativity is Blatantly Self-Contradictory<\/u>! And,\nadditionally, has proven to use the same mathematics as\nThermodynamics<\/u>, which are still struggling to successfully\nincorporate The Arrow of Time<\/u>. As if, the two merely trade\naccuracy for precision, and what Relativity ultimately describes is:\nHow Hot Is Too Hot To Touch<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAccording\nto the math, Newtonian Mechanics defy their own principle of\nidentity, implying that everything is possibly composed of Teeny-Tiny\nPing-Pong Balls<\/u>, Lime Jell-O, Wavy Gravy, Little White Tornadoes,\nHydraulic Fluid, Rubber Duckies<\/u>, Coo-Coo Clock Springs, or\njust about anything else that you might care to imagine! While,\nGeneral Relativity suggests that watching the night sky is comparable\nto watching a pot of water boil and, of course, A Watched Pot Will\nNever Boyle<\/u>! Yet, these are two of the best physical theories\nthat we have today. Complicating an already awkward situation,\nrecently an AI provided a dramatic demonstration, for how it could\neasily calculate the orbits of the planets, without ever having to\nresort to using, Figgy Newton’s Silly Laws of Motion<\/u>!\nApparently, John Wheeler was simply ahead of his time, when he\nfamously complained about black holes, “There Is No Law\nExcept The Law, There Is No Law<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBeing\na typical Geeky German Physicist<\/u>, upon accidentally\ndiscovering quantum mechanics, on purpose, Max Planck<\/u>\nmistakenly believed he was being witty, when he begged his colleges\nto please: Explain The Joke<\/u>. However, in his later years, his\notherwise stalwart peers, made a special point of celebrating his\nremarkable achievement of, somehow, having acquired an extremely\npleasant sense of humor! Quite possibly, from long familiarity\nworking with quantum mechanics but, Nobody Could Be Certain<\/u>…\nLikewise, respected physicists everywhere, have stubbornly insisted\nall along that: Quantum Mechanics Are Not A Laughing Matter<\/u>!\nAnd, Only Apply To Subatomic Particles<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBecause,\nof course, that’s what they’re usually paid to study, yet\ntheir claim has contradicted the accepted mathematical, theoretical,\nand experimental evidence, ever since the HUP and Schrodinger\nEquation were originally formulated. Yet, over many decades of\ndiscussing the issue with them, not a single physicist that I’ve\nspoken to has ever Considered It A Problem<\/u>! An extensive\nsurvey of exactly how frequently academics contradict themselves, and\ncasually deny their own evidence, should prove uniquely insightful\ninto the modern scientific method. Specifically, how it is Commonly\nUsed And Abused<\/u> for the benefit of governments, commercial\nindustries, Mainstream Cultures<\/u>, and special interest groups,\nover science, while I provide unique suggestions for how to: Use\nHumor, To Make More Sense Out Of Academic Nonsense<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tI’ve\nspent decades online talking to respected physicists, cosmologists,\nand philosophers, frequently on a daily basis, and these are all\ndedicated professionals who, very much like myself, often desperately\nwant nothing more than Real Answers<\/u>. Nonetheless, the\nover-educated fools typically avoid discussing such issues seriously,\nand contradict themselves so often, and so casually, that I had to\ncarefully collate and organize all of their Bullshit<\/u>! For no\nless than a dozen years! Just to begin to get a better grasp, on\nwhat’s missing from this picture… Referring to Joe DiMaggio,\nmy father would sometimes exclaim, “Say It Ain’t So\nJoe<\/u>!” And, for the first eight years, I kept quoting him,\nshaking my head the entire time, In Complete Denial<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAbsolutely\nHorrified<\/u>! By just how Profoundly Insane<\/u>, And Totally\nOut Of Touch With Reality<\/u>, I had discovered myself, modern\nscience, and the Entire World<\/u> to have become! As Dad might\nsay, "We’ve Strayed A Little Too Far Off The Port Bow<\/u>!"\nThankfully, I kept up with the latest developments and, for example,\njust fifteen years ago a physicist demonstrated how it is possible to\nobserve Time Flowing Backwards<\/u>, on macroscopic scales, using a\nmicron sized polystyrene bead, suspended above a “Heat-Bath<\/u>”\nby “Optical Tweezers<\/u>”, commonly found in any\nlaboratory today. I’m from Missouri myself<\/u>, “The\nShow-Me State<\/u>!" On my Mother’s side, and time flowing\nbackwards, in different locations, on even visible macroscopic\nscales, is all the evidence that anybody sane will ever require, to\nknow for themselves: Modern Physics Is Doomed!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nApparently, one way to make more sense out of quantum mechanics, is\nto ignore the popular opinions of physicists, and it might be helpful\nif researchers also conducted a specific survey, of what other\nAncient Greek Ideas<\/u>! Physicists still commonly cling to with\ntheir dying breath, which were originally part of Comedy Acts<\/u>,\nthat toured the country! Regardless of how tiny anything is, or how\nmuch sense anything might make, to any of the more, Demanding\nReality Snobs<\/u>! The simple explanation for Schrodinger’s Cat<\/u>,\nis that time can obviously flow forwards and backwards,\nsimultaneously in different locations, implying an infinite number of\nuniverses within a Singularity! Or, A Mysterious Magical\nMetaphorical Multiverse<\/u>, where 42 is as good as it gets…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhere\nThe Wild Things Are<\/u>! Enigmatically, a solitary quantum of solace\nyet remains, indubitably uncertain: Thoroughly Confused and\nConfusing<\/u>! While, in enormous numbers, normally willful,\nspurious, and independent quanta, who apparently have no impulse\ncontrol whatsoever on their own, suddenly settle down to become\nextremely gregarious, cooperative, and much more reliable denizens,\nof the, “Physical Particle Zoo<\/u>”. Strongly implying\nthat, no matter how soothing any particular Metaphysical Ointment<\/u>!\nOr, how popular anyone’s Comedy Routine<\/u> might just so\nhappen to be and, regardless of how deadly accurate or precise any of\nour current theories are, the only way to rule out 42 being as good\nan answer as anyone will ever get, is to examine the “Big\nPicture<\/u>”, for corroborating statistical evidence, or\nanything low in entropy, or low in content. (Duh<\/u>!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWithout\never realizing it, I had unintentionally spent 35 years gathering\njust such Arcane Statistical Evidence<\/u>, which Modern Science\nRoutinely Ignores<\/u> as unworthy of their attention! That is,\nAnything Unlikely To Obtain Government Grants<\/u>, much less,\nsecure tenure. Isaac Asimov was one of my childhood heroes, and I’m\nproud to call a few academics good friends, whose work provides an\ninvaluable contribution, with one of my best friends from childhood\nbeing My First Doctor<\/u>! Who now works for the CDC, and is one\nof the few people in the entire world that Mom would never hesitate\nto invite to Thanksgiving Dinner<\/u>! Nonetheless, when an\nacademic once asked me what can be done to address the exceedingly\nlong, still burgeoning list of: Looming Man-Made Catastrophes<\/u>!\nCurrently Threatening The Entire Future Of Humanity<\/u>! I angrily\nsuggested he find out who is teaching all these idiots how to destroy\nthe planet faster! Call Me “Brain Damaged<\/u>!” But,\nEither The Right Hand Knows What The Left Hand Is Doing, Or We’re\nAll Screwed:<\/u> ALL EIGHT BILLION OF US<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMy\nFather was a Captain in the USN and, sometimes, Dad would say, “Three\nStooges comedy routines just don’t cut it, when the whole world\nis falling apart at the seams! These Days, Its All Hands On Deck<\/u>!”\nThe military isn’t famous for geniuses, and Dad would be the\nfirst to tell anyone he wasn’t the sharpest pencil in the box,\nwhile the physicist John Wheeler was an intellectual giant, but what\nimpressed me the most about both men, was their personal integrity,\nand Salty Sense Of Humor<\/u>! Which empowered them to repeatedly\nSurpass Their Own Potential<\/u>, to become great leaders in their\nrespective fields. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDad’s\nMy Own Personal Hero<\/u>! And, met his lifelong goal of commanding a\nmajor ship of the line, while Wheeler earned my respect for life\nwhen, despite his belief in the Collective Unconscious<\/u>, he\nvigorously protested the “American Association for the\nAdvancement of the Sciences<\/u>!" For including research into\npsychic phenomena among their ranks, when they never did meet their\nown criteria for a valid science. His peers went cross-eyed but, like\nmy father, he knew that, Sometimes The Truth May Be Worth Fighting\nFor, But It Certainly Never Requires Any Defense<\/u>! While, without\nthe truth, whatever you believe becomes worthless. This book provides\nthe proof that Wheeler was more right than he ever knew, and the\nproblem is: Institutionalized Insanity In The Sciences<\/u>! And,\nCertainly, Not The Truth Itself Being Insane<\/u>! Just, Tacky\nBeyond All Belief<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tA\nfew have compared my work to the movie, “What the *Bleep* Do\nWe Know<\/u>?”, but I’ve never watched it, and have no\ninterest in how Hollywood continues to promote ignorance, or how they\ncurrently prefer to, Beg The Question, For Fun And For Profit<\/u>!\nAs it is, I was forced to conduct my own informal survey, for over a\ndecade, just to confirm that almost nobody even knows, or is willing\nto admit, that the common dictionary merely contains popular\ndefinitions and, Their Teachers May As Well Be Killing Their Own\nStudents<\/u>! Encouraging Them To Argue Over The Definition Of\nStupid<\/u>! Understandably, that might sound like an exaggeration on\nmy part but, the unfortunate truth is, their teachers are literally\nkilling their own students, which I cover in extensive detail. With\nstudents in countries around the world now actively protesting, and\ngoing on strike: Rebelling Against An Education System, That\nPromotes Genocide, Global Warming, And Environmental Destruction<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMother\nJones Firmly Believed, Every Child Should Be Heard, And Not Just\nSeen<\/u>! Without a second thought, she dismissed any attempts to\nlabel her a “Political-Anarchist”, As The Mindless\nRanting And Raving Of Overgrown Spoiled Brats<\/u>! Who, at the time,\ntypically drank a fifth of liquor a day! Never being inclined to\nwaste her time arguing with drunken fools, and Contentious Idiots<\/u>,\nshe immediately proceeded to teach children everywhere how to make\nthemselves heard! Over the same “Inebriated Mob<\/u>”,\nthat many of their own parents had become eager to join! For rising\nto the occasion, and successfully teaching children how to speak up\nfor themselves, she was eventually censored from all the history\nbooks! Still, With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility<\/u>! To\nGet The Hell Out Of Their Way<\/u>! If you cannot so much as teach a\nchild how to use a stupid dictionary, and have nothing else\nworthwhile to contribute towards: SAVING THE DAMN PLANET<\/u>! Like\nanybody else, Kids May Be Dumb, But They Ain’t Stupid<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWell\nover half the people I surveyed, readily admitted to making up their\nown definitions for words and, without hesitation, many then angrily\naccused me of being a liar, for claiming the dictionary only contains\npopular definitions, while most went to some lengths to complain that\nI was rudely wasting their time, with my two simple questions, which\nthey had all agreed to answer. Several individuals had sought me out\nthemselves having heard, somewhere, I was asking two simple questions\nthat nobody could answer, only to accuse me of lying about the\ndictionary, while one woman laid into me for the better part of an\nhour. Attempting to make damned straight sure that I understood: The\nTruth Is A Taboo Subject<\/u>! Conan O’Brien’s only\nadvantage over me, is even complete strangers who don’t know\nwho he is, including his own wife and kids, laugh whenever they see\nhim on TV, or even just walking down the street, but its as if over\nhalf the people I spoke to were merely two years old! And, were\nseriously attempting to hurt my feelings, intimidate me, and make me\nfeel guilty, for confusing them with The Stupid Truth<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSeveral\narticles I’ve come across have suggested that the two political\nparties in the US have created their own, “Orwellian\nNightmare<\/u>!” Playing a Game of, “Tug-of-War”\nWith Words<\/u>! But, not a single article I’ve come across has\npointed out the, rather unflattering, all-too-well-documented-fact,\nthat academia, the mass media, and the mainstream have all been\nplaying around with words, Willie-Nellie<\/u>, for well over a\ncentury! Even as a brain damaged five year old, in a world with\nenough atomic weapons to destroy the entire planet countless times,\nit was impossible for me to not notice, that nobody even knew how to\nuse a stupid dictionary while, insanely, everyone dismissed it as\ntaboo, and unimportant! Later, I had to practically Pry The\nInformation From My High School Teacher<\/u>, that the English\nLanguage may have a Second Grammar<\/u>, by first figuring out how\nthe already recognized grammar contradicts itself.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSooner\nor later, they all tend to either Call Me Crazy<\/u>, or stop\ntalking to me altogether, and I really can’t blame them and,\nusually, don’t care to discuss such issues myself. Without\npausing for a moment to: Think, About What All The Bullshit Is\nLeading Up To<\/u>! They’ve literally been arguing heatedly over\ncomplete nonsense their entire lives, which now comes to well over\n250 million blithering idiots in the US alone, all babbling nonstop\ngibberish, and constantly fighting back and forth, like little kids\non the Kindergarten playground! With the all-too-predictable result\nthat: These Days, Nobody Trusts a Fucking Thing Anybody Says\nAnymore<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThat\nmight sound a bit harsh, or merely an exaggeration, but this has been\ngoing on, for so long now, it has finally achieved the status of, A\nPerfect Tantrum Storm<\/u>! One that ensures the Blithering Idiots<\/u>\nremain totally clueless, and Utterly Shameless<\/u>! With the vast\nmajority of their nonstop complaints, endless demands, and\ncontentious disputes, amounting to little more than Bald-Faced\nLies<\/u>, and the most Infantile Bullshit<\/u> imaginable, that\nserves no constructive purpose whatsoever. Including, not least of\nall, making up their own definitions for words on a whim, and half\nthe damned country now choosing to ignore anything the other half\nsays. As If, Covering Their Ears, And Yelling<\/u>: “I\nCAN’T HEAR YOU!!!<\/u>”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOnce,\nan atheist informed me that the dictionary is not a God, and I told\nhim to, Tell It To The Judge<\/u>! And, see if he throws “The\nBook<\/u>” at him! SomeBody, SomeWhere<\/u>! Has to define\nhonesty but, unfortunately, forty years of surveys have steadily\nrevealed that this same quarter of the population, worldwide, who\nstill claim the sun revolves around the earth, just so happen to be\nTHE SAME FLAMING IDIOTS<\/u>! Who’ve been demanding the right\nto define reality for the rest of us, ALL ALONG<\/u>! And, also\nhappen to be The Same Damned Fools<\/u> who started the Civil War,\neventually persuading academics to seldom think twice about throwing\ntheir own dictionary out the window.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tNow,\nthey’ve all decided, in their Infantile Kindergarten Tough\nLove Wisdom, Yet Again<\/u>! That they’d much rather prefer to\nlive income tax free, on the more adventurous side of the tracks, in\ntheir own little “Private Idaho<\/u>!” Each with “His\nand Her<\/u>” very own, personally autographed and monogrammed,\nleather bound collectible, Autobiographical Dictionary<\/u>, and\nheavily censored Kindergarten Encyclopedia<\/u>. The Squeaky\nWheel Always Gets The Grease<\/u>! And, even the historical records\nmake it Painfully Obvious<\/u>! These particularly sorry\nindividuals have always been so incoherent as a group, and so full of\npiss and vinegar that, frequently, making up nonstop lies and\nbullshit demands, is the only way they can actually get anything they\nwant, by accident if nothing else.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tJust\nhow stupid are they you might ask? So Stupid<\/u>! That some of\nthem have been actively lobbying publishers, with their own\n“Superior<\/u>” definitions for words. As if they\nseriously believe they can change reality as we know it, by merely\nprinting whatever the hell they want and, somehow, making it\n“Official<\/u>”. Even though, they themselves normally\nrefuse to use a dictionary, reject academic opinions on the subject,\nand insist: Governments and Corporations Are All Evil Incarnate<\/u>!\nThe latest studies indicate the worst of the current bullshit, began\naround the same time that the internet and cellphones were first\ncommercialized. Confirming, the same quarter of the population could\nnot care less about the truth, feel deeply rejected by the same mass\nmedia they all follow nonstop, and are merely hellbent on destroying\ntheir own government! And, Surprise<\/u>! Remain responsible for\nspreading most of the fake news and misinformation.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThus,\nensuring that nobody ever really trusts the same Mass Media<\/u>,\nthat they’re all heavily addicted to, and pay good money for\nyet: Obviously, Is The Work Of The Devil<\/u>! But, A Necessary\nEvil<\/u>! A Mass Media which, in turn, by overwhelming demand, must\nalways claim, The Devil Made Me Do It<\/u>! That is, over the\nroutine course of performing their other civic duties: For The\nMindless Mob<\/u>! Ignobly endeavoring to ensure that the end always\njustifies the means, when nobody can even agree on the definition of\nstupid, and the Cult of Personality<\/u> and Three Stooges\nCutthroat Poker<\/u>, are the most exciting shows on reality TV.\nNASCAR Has Officially Become A Fantasy Commute<\/u>! But, you can\ncall it “A Reality TV Documentary<\/u>”, if you prefer.\nThere’s no such thing as an Informed Electorate<\/u>, much\nless, Political Correctness<\/u>, when everybody in the whole world\nknows, all-too-damned-well, from the historical records alone, with\nall due respect to the Founding Fathers, the only light bulb ever\nleft on in US politics, Is The Boob Tube Flickering In The Dark<\/u>..\n… .. .. . . .<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLiars\nAre a Dime a Dozen, But Good Lies Make Money<\/u>! Despite there being\nalmost no limits on how much you can spend on campaign advertising,\nand everyone voting for whoever advertises the most for over twenty\nyears, Fox News legally being entertainment, and their own President<\/u>\ncutting another major news outlet a deal on their rent, while\nthreatening to pull the licenses of the rest, Like Spoiled Rotten\nBrats<\/u>! Conservative Politicians Are Still Whining And\nComplaining<\/u> that the mass media doesn’t support them\nenough, or support democracy. As if, they can find better prices for\ndemocracy, by campaigning in foreign countries and, Tijuana Has\nThe Best Prices<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tShooting\nWildly From The Hip, Always Aiming For The Lowest Common Denominator<\/u>!\nThe fools have been swilling down their own, oh so much more\nexciting, demanding, and convenient bullshit, just as fast as they\ncan, ever since Ronald Reagan<\/u> first encouraged them and, then,\npromptly died of Alzheimer’s. The enduring legacy of Reagan’s,\nOh-So-Charming<\/u>! Enthusiastic Lies, And Professional Actor’s\nGlib Sarcastic Politics<\/u>! Includes emergency room physicians\nacross the country, who’ve gone cross-eyed ever since his\nadministration. Recording one epidemic after another, of Senior\nCitizens in particular, all drinking more, panicking, shooting\nthemselves in the foot, and dropping like flies! As If, George\nOrwell Were Broadcasting “War of the Worlds” All Over\nAgain<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOver\nthe last thirty years, high-tech communications have inspired them to\naspire to, yet again, Loftier New Heights Of Infantile Insanity<\/u>!\nOn The Endless Kindergarten Playground Of Life, The Universe, And<\/u>:\nTHE INTERNET TWILIGHT ZONE!!!<\/u> Insidiously, their own worst\nlies have started to come back to haunt them, spreading furiously,\nfaster, and further than ever before as, knowing no mercy: The\nTwilight Zone Expands<\/u>! Bereft the slightest hesitation, pity, or\nremorse and, once again, In Roaring Silence, Oblivion Overtakes\nThe World<\/u>. Or, at least, the Internet! Engulfing everything in\nits path, pausing only to bite everyone in the ass, Penetrating\nRelentlessly, Ever So Much Deeper And, Yet, Deeper Still<\/u>! All the\nway down, Into The Very Heart<\/u> Of The Glutenous-Gelatinous,\nStanky-Dank, Gloomy-Dark, Bowels of the Funkier Flatulent Fickle\nFluted Freaky Frothy Flighty Fractured Formless Fathomless Fat\nFlubberly Fractals: Hidden Somewhere In Dark Shadows<\/u>! Within\nThe Disturbingly, Distant, Dizzyingly, Distraught, Dimwitted,\nDumbfounding Dimensions! Which, of necessity, inescapably,\nirresistibly, and inescapably again, need must inevitably, against\nany and all objections to the contrary! NEVERTHELESS<\/u>! Lead\nEver Onward Still<\/u>… DESPERATELY CLAWING THEIR WAY ALL THE WAY\nDOWN<\/u>! To The Widely Rumored\nFabulous-Flatulent-Far-Fetched-Fruity-Tooty-Rock-Bottom-Fuzzy-Wuzzy-No-No\nZone, At The Extreme Outer Limits, Of La-La Land<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhereas,\nlikewise, as many undoubtedly already suspect, decades of watching\nTelevangelism, reality TV, Talk Radio, and reruns of "Green\nAcres" and “Gilligan’s Island!” Have Also\nInspired Millions Of Jejune Viewers<\/u>, whose teachers all insist\nthey had the finest education, To Creatively Lose Touch With\nReality Altogether<\/u>! In recent years, they’ve confused\nthemselves so badly, and made themselves so thoroughly paranoid, over\nthe same mass media they’re all heavily addicted to that,\ntoday, they’re killing themselves in record numbers, claiming a\npandemic sweeping The Entire Planet Is A Hoax<\/u>! And, refusing\nto be vaccinated! Making politics, the internet, talk radio, and the\nboob tube, now officially the leading causes of easily preventable\ndeath, and: BLOWING UP YOUR TV COULD SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSadly,\nif manufacturers were compelled to put a “Skull And\nCrossbones<\/u>” and “Mr Yuk" Stickers<\/u>, and\nother warning labels, all over every TV and cellphone, they would\nprobably only sell faster, which is why it’s illegal to put\nthem on cigarettes. These Days, Most Would Not Recognize The\nSimple Truth If It Bit Them In The Ass<\/u>! With even Oxford\nprofessors still reduced, for the last two hundred years at least, to\nmaking up their own rhetoric and nonsense words, like little kids,\nfumbling in their attempts to insult one another on the school\nplayground! Or, pretending that they can save the world, by inventing\nnew and exciting sounding, totally meaningless gibberish. For their\npart, the Mass Media<\/u> refers to our modern era as, “Post\nTruth<\/u>”, instead of a Shakespearean Tragedy of the\nKindergarten Variety<\/u>! Which they themselves, Remain Hugely\nResponsible For Helping To Dramatize<\/u>! And, Which Appears All\nToo Likely To End In Complete Disaster<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIt\nturns out that Hitler’s “Big Lie<\/u>” was\nnothing more than another, KINDERGARTEN BULLY, POST TRUTH, BIG\nLIE<\/u>! One, which conveniently ignored the less than flattering\ntruth, that the idiots have always been so paranoid, gullible, and\ncontentious, and their teachers so grossly incompetent, that none of\nthem even had the slightest clue how to use a dictionary! Yet<\/u>:\nThey All Demanded The Right To Print Their Own Versions<\/u>!\nAcademia and The Mainstream Have Made Their Own Words So Hollow\nSounding, To Even Themselves<\/u>! That a fourth political party is\nattempting to form in the US, because the idiots don’t even\ntrust their own dictionary, much less, their own Politicians,\nRhetoric, and Mass Media. As A Result, More Democrats Than\nRepublicans Now Believe The Constitution Is Totally Irrelevant<\/u>!\nWhile, The Ultra Conservative Supreme Court Agrees With Them<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPerhaps\nIts All For The Best<\/u>. With yet another study indicating a strong\nmajority are increasingly lying to one another about their political\nviews, in order to avoid discussing the subject altogether and,\nAccording To The Talking Heads On The Boob Tube, Reading Straight\nOff The Reuters Teleprompter, Nonverbal Politics Could Be The Future<\/u>!\nSo, Turn Down The Sound On Your Boob Tube<\/u>! This same trend can\nalso be seen in the statistics collected over the last half century,\nwith Americans progressively refusing to discuss one sensitive topic\nafter another, such as race or religion, until politics remained the\nonly subject left, that anyone was willing to discuss. These days,\nthey might as well be the Hatfield’s and the McCoys! And, due\nto their rejecting even the common as dirt dictionary, They Seldom\nBother To Make Petty Distinctions Between Politics, And Killing One\nAnother<\/u>! Preferring, Instead, To Declare War On Everything\nImaginable<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nWell over half the damn country has absolutely no interest in\ndiscussing anything controversial, as the Slowly Dawning\nRealization<\/u> has finally begun to set in that: Nobody is listening\nto a damned thing anybody says anymore! YET, IT DOESN’T SEEM\nTO MAKE THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF DIFFERENCE<\/u>! Frequently, I tell\npeople, It’s Empire Baby, And This Gravy Train Ain’t\nStopping Until She Derails<\/u>! Seeking Artistic Inspiration, William\nFaulkner and Stephen King Might Relocate To Sesame Street, and Skip\nVaudeville Altogether, As Far Too Intellectual<\/u>! Meanwhile,\nscientists are Calling For A Moratorium<\/u> on further climate\nchange research! Renewing their protests against leading governments\nrefusing to take decisive action to address the issue, when the\ncurrent president of the US supports using fossil fuels, and our\nformer president supported burning even coal and, Would Gladly\nBurn All Of Their Research As Well<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBegging\nthe question, yet again, as to exactly who it is that the scientists\nkeep trying to impress! Or, whether more likely, They’re\nMerely Hoping Throwing A Tantrum Might Work<\/u>! But, who knows,\nperhaps, after all these decades, maybe they just feel obligated to\nactively protest, the same educated “Liberals” and\n"Progressives", that they’ve always supported,\nprogressively destroying our entire Constitution, Government, And\nMass Media! While, of course, slowly killing their own students and\nscientists, as they Take Careful Measurements<\/u>. Greta Thunberg\nis a popular environmental activist, who has repeatedly complained:\nOUR WORLD LEADERS REFUSE TO TREAT THE ENVIRONMENTAL CRISIS AS AN\nEMERGENCY!!!<\/u> But, more often than not, their own teachers could\nnot teach a child how to use a stupid dictionary, share their words,\nand play nice: IF THEIR LIVES DEPENDED ON IT<\/u>! Honesty is such\na lonely word, that when a Grammar School Kid declared his intention\nto always tell the truth, It Made The National News<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tNobody,\nbut nobody, is bothering to point out that, ever since the inventions\nof reality TV and the internet, they’ve all been increasingly\nacting like spoiled two year olds: LIVING ON GILLIGAN’S\nISLAND<\/u>! Encouraging each other to babble like lunatics,\ncontradicting themselves at the drop of a hat, refusing to believe\nanything anybody else says, and drowning in their own utterly\ntransparent lies! While, Storming the Palace With Knives And\nPitchforks<\/u>! Making Even The Three Stooges Look Like Flaming\nGeniuses In Comparison<\/u>! One Guy Walked Right Off A Cliff While\nPlaying With His Cellphone! And, as a direct result of ACADEMIA’S,\nONGOING ABJECT FAILURE<\/u>! To so much as teach a child how to use a\nstupid dictionary, a third of the population today consists of\ncompulsive liars, bullying is epidemic in both the workplace, public\neducation, and the Ivory Towers<\/u>! While, the Conservative\nMoral Majority<\/u> has steadily acquired the dubious distinction, of\nhaving The Highest Rates Of Abortion, Rape, Child Abuse, Divorce,\nAlcoholism, And Suicide<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWith\ntheir entire population now projected to implode altogether within\ntwo decades, JUST IN TIME FOR GLOBAL WARMING<\/u>! Testing their\nDNA remains the most reliable way to determine how anyone votes!\nWhich can now be accomplished using a hand-held device from fifty\nfeet away, and The Easiest Way To Destroy Conservative America\nToday<\/u>! Is to feed them all of the more exciting lies they crave,\nand sell them all of the cheap, “Made in America<\/u>”,\nbirth-control, handguns, porn, and liquor, Which They So\nDesperately Require In Our Troubling Times<\/u>! While, praising their\nteachers, and urging everyone to, WATCH FOX NEWS AND IGNORE\nANYTHING DEMOCRATS SAY<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tConservatives\ntend to commit suicide after a divorce, with money being the most\nwildly popular reason for getting married or divorced, and: He Or\nShe Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins<\/u>! Frequently, they don’t\nhave a lot of silly old fashioned ideas, about things like causality\nor romance. One woman confided in me that she was a Die-hard\nLiberal<\/u>, that the extra taxes amounted to a pittance, but the\nnext time she married, she wanted a bigger fish! Because she had a\nHarvard Education and, It’s Easier To Love A Rich Man Than A\nPoor One<\/u>! Once, she said, she fell in love with a man who didn’t\nhave money, quickly broke it off, and decided she never wanted to be\nthat happy again. Anywho, it might be helpful if someone at Harvard\ncould estimate the current prices for “Trophy Wives<\/u>”\nor, at least, supply photographs, and maybe a calendar, with Harvard\nstudents today more likely to identify themselves as liberals and\ndemocrats. Perhaps, somebody at Harvard can also give us some insight\ninto what “Liberal” currently means: WHEN NOBODY CAN\nAGREE ON THE DEFINITION OF STUPID!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSince\nno one seems to care about their own dictionary, much less, freedom\nof speech, and nobody really wants to talk about it! We Can All\nSafely Assume<\/u>! Whatever political beliefs anyone might have these\ndays: Never Actually Mattered To Anyone Else<\/u>! However, a\n“Freudian Analysis” of “Trophy Wives”, could\nprove invaluable. Harvard excluded Jews from their roles, just as\nliberals are now promoting antisemitism again, and Harvard dismissed\nJewish theories as meaningless. Only to have people like Sigmund\nFreud shove their own crap right down their throats, By Selling\nCocaine To The Wives Of The Rich And Famous<\/u>! Of Course, Along\nWith A Line Of Guilt-Free Jewish Bullshit A Mile Long<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPORN\nSELLS ITSELF<\/u>! And, you can easily encourage the idiots to buy\nmore guns, by simply suggesting that Conservatives Are The Real\nVictims Of Gun Violence<\/u>! Without ever having to mention, It’s\nUsually Self-Inflicted<\/u>! Likewise, you can easily encourage them\nto Drink Themselves To Death<\/u>, by merely reminding them to\nwatch Fox News, and never listen to democrats. It’s actually\ncommon knowledge, among Conservatives themselves, who switch back and\nforth between listening to “Talk Radio” and “Fox\nNews”, according to how much alcohol they drink, and just how\nupset the shows make them. This Is a Public Service Reminder,\nCourtesy of the Democratic Party To: STOCK UP ON BOOZE AND FOX\nNEWS<\/u>! Don’t forget to also tune into your Favorite Talk\nRadio Station, for the latest exciting Revelations concerning, THE\nIMPENDING APOCALYPSE<\/u>! And, For More Of Our Extensive Coverage,\nOf: VOLUNTARY GENOCIDE IN AMERICA TODAY<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\ncourts, academia, and the mass media, have repeatedly suggested that\nthe technology for lie detectors has not improved significantly, in\nwell over half a century, but private corporations have long since\nmoved on, to develop their own, new and improved: AI Lie\nDetectors<\/u>! Which, Can Sometimes See Right Through People<\/u>:\nJUST LIKE WET TOILET PAPER<\/u>! These days, scientists can\npractically Read Your Brain Waves Like A Newspaper<\/u>! While,\nsome of these newer AI Lie Detectors, Are Already Outrageously\nMore Reliable Than Any Judge Or Jury In The Country<\/u>! Quite\nlikely, they’re now capable of predicting some court decisions better\nthan the courts themselves, by merely analyzing their transcripts.\nTake My Word For It, Or Not But, You Cannot Attack What You Cannot\nComprehend<\/u>: NOT WHEN ITS WHAT’S MISSING FROM THIS\nPICTURE!!!<\/u> Despite all the supercomputers they’re using today,\nthe only thing that anyone actually requires is a home computer, and\nI provide explicit instructions for developing the technology, in the\npublic domain. Including a wide variety of suggestions for how to\nexploit academia, and all the other liars and posers, for fun and for\nprofit: SO, THEY NEVER SEE ANY OF THE PUNCH LINES COMING!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAlready,\nyou can buy a stupid cellphone with a built-in lie detector, almost\nas accurate as Newtonian Mechanics, and there’s no reason\nwhatsoever, that every TV, Classroom, and Courtroom in America can’t\ncome with its own, Certified Lie Detector<\/u>: COMPLETE WITH A\nLOUD BUZZER!!!<\/u> Who Needs A Stack of Bibles<\/u>! If everybody\nin the courtroom knows all-too-damn-well, the buzzer will go off the\nminute anybody lies! But, as far as I can tell, the whole idea of\nsharing their own Common As Dirt Dictionary, much less, The Simple\nTruth<\/u>! Just Sounds Too Much Like Socialism, Or Worse Still,\nAnother Liberal Fantasy<\/u>! Rather than worrying about how their\nstudents actually deal with the truth, academics are more worried\nabout the fact their students are becoming more gullible, and highly\nsuggestible. If repeatedly pressured to do so, experiments indicate\nmost would willing torture a complete random stranger with electric\nshocks and, possibly, merely demand more money for their\nparticipation. Another study has indicated that, What Doesn’t Kill\nPeople, Actually Makes Them More Gullible<\/u>! When Nobody Can\nAgree On The Definition Of Stupid, Obviously, Thinking For Yourself\nHas Diminishing Returns<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\ncourts are already preventing anyone from making any audio and video\nrecordings, so I explain how to linguistically analyze their written\ntranscripts for database searches, using AI that can also train\npeople in how to dissect anything said in court. In Ways That\nAcademia, And The Courts themselves, Are Entirely Incapable Of\nAppreciating<\/u>! Thanks to the fools commonly rejecting their own\ndictionary, severely stunting their own sense of humor, and Their\nInstitutionalized Denial, Straight Out Of Kindergarten<\/u>: That\nJokes Are Entirely Meaningless<\/u>! Sticks And Stones May Break My\nBones, But Names Can Never Hurt Me<\/u>! Not Unless It Impacts My\nBusiness, In Which Case I’ll Sue You In Court<\/u>! Despite\nWestern legal systems tracing some of their roots back to bar room\njokes older than monuments, Cussing And Jokes Are Never Considered\nThe Primary Grammar Of Any Language<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nphysical, mathematical, and neurological evidence already strongly\nsuggest this, with infants acquiring a sense of humor at just four\nmonths old, when they actually begin to remember more things for the\nfirst time. Unfortunately, the sad truth is, The Truth Is Bad For\nBusiness<\/u>: JUST ASK THE PENTAGON!!!<\/u> Which is why, THE\nTRUTH HAS BECOME THE PLAYGROUND OF BILLIONAIRES!!!<\/u> Even Judge\nJudy could never afford to stay on the air, if she started treating\nher fictitious courtroom, as if it were just another tawdry ghetto TV\ngame show, giving away second rate prizes! Nevertheless, again and\nagain, its the gift that keeps on giving! Providing Yet Another\nWonderful Opportunity<\/u>! In which to manipulate academia and the\njudicial system, in order To Inflate The Price of The Truth On The\nBlack Market<\/u>! While, everybody agrees, “AI and Virtual\nReality Are The Future!” Because, Of Course: THERE NEVER WAS\nANY INTELLIGENT LIFE AROUND HERE<\/u>! BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tReality\nTV would cease to exist altogether, and be replaced with “Fantasy\nTV<\/u>”, if every reality TV show, including Fox News, Used\nA Lie Detector<\/u>, WITH A LOUD BUZZER!!!<\/u> Oprah might have to\nhire emergency medical personnel, and an on-staff psychologist And,\nHer Insurance Might Not Cover It<\/u>! While, I most certainly don’t\nexpect everyone to rush to install lie detectors in every Motel Room,\nChurch Pew, and Public Restroom! Obviously, if even the Lofty\n“Ivory Towers<\/u>”, cannot muster enough personal\nintegrity, To At Least Set An Example For Kindergarten Classes! Then,\nBIG BIRD IS THE ONLY RELIABLE TEACHER LEFT IN THE COUNTRY<\/u>! My\nown work focuses on kick-starting the Next Scientific Revolution, in\nthe public domain, and encouraging all of the sciences to become more\nsustainable and humane by, among other things, automating the process\nof collating data on a personal computer. In Order To, Throw The\nWorst Of Academia’s Own Bullshit, Right Back In Their Faces<\/u>:\nJUST AS HARD AS YOU CAN<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nexample, I also describe how to design cheap bots, that can easily\ndetermine exactly how gullible anyone is, and can argue with the best\nof them over the definition of stupid! Or, Whatever Infantile Lies\nAnd Trivial Bullshit They Might Care To Debate<\/u>! Click Here To\nJoin The Soupy Sales Club Today<\/u>! ~***~AND, WIN A MILLION\nDOLLARS!!!<\/u>~***~ The idiots make themselves more gullible by the\nminute, by merely continuing to argue online all the time! The more\nbrazen their lies, meaningless their gibberish, and vacuous their\narguments, the more unbelievably gullible they all become, and the\nmore bots they’ll attract: Making It Harder To Distinguish\nThe Over-Grown Brats, From Any Other Mindless Bot<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nyounger generation is now attempting to avoid bots online,\nrecognizing that they all incorporate analog logic but, Young Or\nOld<\/u>, the idiots are so unbelievably gullible, that they tend to\nassume anything that isn’t labeled fake, or Obviously Fake<\/u>,\nmust be real! Anyone can use crude bots, other bots label as “Fake<\/u>”,\nto encourage them to assume that more complicated bots are real\npeople, AD INFINITUM AD NAUSEAM<\/u>! Again, I’m not\nexaggerating just how stupid they really are, when I say you can\nsimply program bots to call one another an obvious fake, and they’ll\nautomatically Assume Other Bots Are Real<\/u>. The less they trust\ntheir own words, coming out of their own mouths, the more they start\nto trust computers over people until, The Idiots Will Trust\nComputers More Than Themselves<\/u>! Their own unconscious mind starts\nto assume that everything they say is bullshit, or just a game, and\nthey become all that much more eager to play! Goldilocks was a sucker\nfor gambling, addicted to Three Card Monty, and could never resist\nall of the bots online giving her yet another chance to, “Click\nHere<\/u>! To Win a Million Dollars<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHere\nOn Gilligan’s Island, When You’re Crippled Inside, You\nCan Run, But You Cannot Hide<\/u>! Certainly, Not From Your Own\nCollective Stupidity<\/u>! Using scalar designs, bots can\nautomatically replicate both simpler and more complex versions of\nthemselves, on demand, and across any scales, according to exactly\nhow gullible the occupants of any website might just so happen to be,\non any given occasion. Trolling For The Same Idiots Trolling For\nPeople<\/u>! And, leveling the online playing field, by enforcing that\nthe only way to censor the bots is to, CENSOR THE HALF-WITS AS\nWELL!!!<\/u> Or, allow them to continue to argue with bots, that\nattempt to sell them insurance, toiletries, pillows, ownership of\ntheir very own Certified Dictionary Definitions! All Limited\nEditions, To Be Sold To The Highest Bidder, IN THE GRAND CAPITALIST\nTRADITION!!!<\/u> Or, whatever. While, Conspiracy Theory Networks,\nWill Never Be The Same Again<\/u>! There’s Simply No Accounting\nFor Taste And, Using Simple Bots, You Can Sell Them Their Very Own:\nCUSTOMIZED NIGHTMARE-FANTASIES<\/u>! As their birthright, and\nencourage the idiots to convince themselves they got a good deal.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhen\nyou’re only two years old, “Winning Isn’t\nEverything, Its The Only Thing<\/u>!” And, Online White\nCollar Crime, May As Well Legally Be<\/u>: A Redundant Oxymoron<\/u>!\nOne atheist thought he was clever, selling pet insurance for the\nApocalypse, but these bots could eventually Talk WC Fields Out Of\nHis Lunch Money, And Life Savings<\/u>! USING HIS OWN BULLSHIT\nAGAINST HIM<\/u>! Naturally, many assume that academics themselves are\nway too smart, to fall for such stupid tricks. However, even\nWikipedia and the Oxford English Dictionary, have been compelled to\nretract an impressive number of articles and definitions, due to\nresident militant atheists, refusing to acknowledge that making up\ntheir own definitions, for words like “Objectivity<\/u>”,\naccomplishes nothing and, Merely Reflects Badly On The University\nAnd Website<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThere’s\na long standing replication crisis in the sciences today yet, while\nwatching PBS interviews with some of the more famous academics, I\ncame across two who were lecturing on Total Nonsense<\/u>: Complete\nBullshit<\/u>! That you can interpret any damned way you happen to\nprefer! Frank Zappa<\/u> famously sang, “DON’T YOU\nJIVE ME WITH THAT COSMIC DEBRIS<\/u>!” While, one particularly\nsmooth talking academic, was droning on about, “Cosmic\nConsciousness!” As His Audience Hung On Every Word,<\/u> JUST\nWAITING FOR THE COOL-AIDE TO BE SERVED<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHelping\nto commercialize the Pentagon’s last generation, Terminator\nDrone Technology<\/u>, for several decades now, the Japanese\nGovernment has dedicated itself to developing, FRIENDLY ROBOTS<\/u>!\nUntil, at long last, Modern AI Are Becoming Indistinguishable From\nPeople<\/u>! Already, a few of these have managed to temporarily\nacquire a larger following online, than the rich and famous, By\nMerely Spouting More Exciting Sounding Bullshit<\/u>! The latest\nwildly popular TV star in China is a totally synthetic AI actress,\nthat the mass media describes as "Hyper Realistic<\/u>!"\nIt looks like AI Is The Future Of Hollywood, And Reality TV<\/u>!\nAnd, Ya Gotta Fake It Til Ya Make It Baby<\/u>! The first entirely\nsynthetic fashion models, hit singles, pop stars, porn stars, and\nlife-like AI Sex Dolls, are already gaining in popularity and, for\nthe first time ever, Advanced Medical Technology, has now made it\npossible for anyone to practice safe sex and, BUY A CHEAP BLOWJOB\nONLINE<\/u>: FROM YOUR FAVORITE PLASTIC-FANTASTIC LOVER!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\nrecent decades, universities have been expanding faster than they can\nkeep up with, only to cause their own populations to implode\naltogether and, increasingly: REJECT PUBLIC EDUCATION\nALTOGETHER!!!<\/u> In response, academics themselves are beginning to\nsound like Cartoon Characters, Competing For Recognition<\/u>! With\nsome suggesting that what they require is better marketing: HULK\nSMASH ATOMS!!!<\/u> Pop music has become almost entirely devoid of\nintonation, more often than not, digitally manipulated, because\nnobody wants to hear the truth, in even the voices of their more\npopular singers. Who’re increasingly difficult to distinguish\nfrom Gangsters, threatening to kill everyone, and Porn Stars,\nWhispering Sweet Nasty Things In Your Earbuds<\/u>…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOver\nThe Last Century, While Industriously Repaving Paradise For A New\nMall<\/u>! And, making steady progress towards converting every Mom\nAnd Pop<\/u> Store, Restaurant, and Family Farm, into a wide variety\nof lucrative franchises, some of which will go in the exciting new\nmall, in recent years, The Bastion Of Capitalism Has Become So\nNostalgic, Romantic, And Glamorous That, Walmart Has Surpassed The\nSports Bars<\/u>! As The Most Widely Known Pick-Up Join Left In\nAmerica<\/u>! In Japan, For Their Part, At Least The Sun Still\nRises<\/u>! However, their women have been loudly complaining for\ndecades now, for polite Japanese that is, that it’s hard enough\nto get laid in a country of polite workaholics, without having to:\nCompete With Online Porn, VR, And Transformer Robots<\/u>! The\nnumber of men who no longer want children, has doubled in the last\ndecade alone and, in some places, like conservative Michigan, up to a\nquarter of the adult population are now resigned to never having\nchildren, with children steadily becoming more unpopular in the\nwealthiest countries in the world. Wherever people have easy access\nto modern birth control, and options to spend their limited time and\nmoney on other, obviously, much more important things.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUsually,\nwhatever the corporations they work for are willing support, with\nmany having to relocate every five years on the average and, PURSUE\nUP TO FIVE DIFFERENT CAREERS<\/u>! JUST TO KEEP UP WITH THE\nJONES!!!<\/u> And, of course, save enough money for retirement! In an\neconomy designed to funnel all the money, to the top 1% of the\npopulation! At the last minute, some governments are rushing to offer\nfinancial incentives, to encourage them to have more children, but to\nlittle effect, with it still being Cheaper To Import People To\nReplace Them<\/u>, Automate, Or Export Their Jobs<\/u>! While, most\nare still struggling just to pay the next month’s rent, and\ncompete in the business world. Against robots, computers, and people\nwho have no children, with some couples now calling themselves, POWER\nCOUPLES<\/u>! As if they’re Cartoon Characters<\/u>, or a\nProfessional Wrestling Tag Team<\/u>! When the simple truth is,\nonly one in well over 4,000 actually supports the rest with jobs and\ncash while, increasingly, The Machines Are Doing All Of The Work,\nFor Every Damned One Of Them<\/u>! Germany’s population is now\nimploding faster than anybody else and, apparently, Hitler’s\n"Master Race" Is Now Struggling To Reproduce<\/u>, In\nBoth Germany And Japan<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIf\nNiche’s Supermen Exist, They Seem To Prefer Fame And Fortune To\nChanging Diapers<\/u>! The rest of the world isn’t far behind\nthem, with women’s heels increasing in height, the closer you\nget to any major metropolitan area, and plastic surgery exploding in\npopularity everywhere! As, Simultaneously, Their Population Takes\nA Nose Dive<\/u>! Along With That Of Every Other Living Thing On\nThe Planet<\/u>! Some now refer to modern civilization as a, “Death\nCulture<\/u>”, that worships death because, at least, it sounds\nmore dignified than: High Tech Three Stooges Lowbrow Slapstick,\nEncouraging The Marching Morons To Kill Themselves Faster<\/u>! Along\nWith Every Other Living Thing On The Planet<\/u>! The latest plan for\ndefeating making abortion illegal in the US, is to make\ncontraceptives like the “Day After Pill<\/u>”, freely\navailable to republicans. Progress has also been made in developing,\nA Male Birth-Control Pill<\/u>! Almost certain to become a best\nseller, helping conservatives to finally achieve their goal, of\nbecoming a minority! That way, they can legitimately complain\ndemocracy is a failure, and doesn’t represent their interests.\nNeither Abortion, Nor Gun Laws, Will Remain Hot Button Issues For\nMuch Longer, Unless Conservatives Manage To Create A Banana Republic<\/u>!\nEnsuring They Continue To Dominate Wall Street, The Pentagon, And\nThe Mass Media<\/u>! Meanwhile, for their part, researchers everywhere\nare now rushing, just as fast as they can, to: MAKE ALL OF THEIR\nMORE EXCITING NIGHTMARE-FANTASIES COME TRUE!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWith\nsuch things, these days, one assumes sometime after modern science is\ndone, Helping The High-Tech Industry To Thoroughly Automate\nEverything<\/u>! Of course, in order to make it more convenient,\nprofitable, faster, cheaper, easier, and more socially acceptable\nthen ever before! For conservatives around the globe, of every\nmainstream persuasion to, SAVE ON TAXES<\/u>! AND, DESTROY THEIR\nOWN GOVERNMENTS<\/u>! BY, Of Course, COMMITTING VOLUNTARY GENOCIDE<\/u>!\nAs much as that might sound like merely a joke, a quarter of the\nentire civilized world still claims the sun revolves around the\nearth, Something Both Fundamentalist Christians And Muslims Can\nAgree Upon<\/u>! While, their teachers still deny any responsibility\nfor their students complete inability, to even share a stupid\ndictionary. The market is beyond enormous, and largely untapped, with\nRussia being a notable exception which, nonetheless, still obviously\nrequires extensive modernization: Using Much More Creative, Zen\nBullshit<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\neasiest way to destroy the gun lobby today, is to produce cheap\nplastic handguns that cost fifty bucks, and market them to\nconservatives, or even give them away for free. The entire US is\ndividing in half, geographically that is, According To The\nPoliticians You Can Afford<\/u>! Making It Faster And Easier Than Ever\nBefore To: TARGET SPECIFIC MARKETS<\/u>! In Wealthy Resort And\nRetirement Areas In Particular! Knowing damned well, The Idiots\nTend To Shoot Each Other And Themselves<\/u>! And, Their “Political\nOpposition” May As Well Be Selling Them Legalized Crack\nCocaine<\/u>! Although that might sound unethical, for over half a\ncentury, US cities have watched some of these same CONSERVATIVE\nSTATES, SELL WEAPONS ON THEIR BLACK MARKETS<\/u>! Already, some states\nare confronting the grim reality, that they’re driving away\nbusinesses, while attracting people who Hate Paying Taxes<\/u>, and\ndon’t tend to reproduce. Not to mention, Drink Almost As\nMuch As The Russians, And Prefer To Wear Loaded Weapons In Public<\/u>!\nWith even their own homegrown Conservative Cops, Now Receiving\nDeath Threats From Radical Right-Wingers<\/u>! IT’S LEGAL TO\nSHOOT A HOOKER IN TEXAS, FOR ATTEMPTING TO STEAL YOUR WALLET<\/u>!\nMeanwhile, conservative politicians are already begging their\nconstituents to: REMEMBER THE ALAMO, PASS THE AMMO, AND MAKE MORE\nBABIES<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAll\nattracted, no doubt, by their lovely, Family Oriented State\nPolitics<\/u>, and determined to actively participate, ensuring that\nthey get their money’s worth for their tax dollar, that is,\nFrom The Hatfields And The McCoys<\/u>! Small town conservatives\ntend to be quite happy and content, in their everyday lives, that is,\nif they don’t watch a lot of television! But, When The Beverly\nHillbillies Struck Oil In Texas, They All Bought Rocket Launchers And\nAssault Riffles<\/u>! While, During The “Capitol Hill Riot”,\nTHE COPS KILLED EACH OTHER<\/u>! Committing treason by lowering their\nbarriers and, in other parts of the country, the same idiots who\nallowed these radical right wingers through, drove the price for\nreliable cops through the ceiling! The Pentagon has also been rushing\nto play catch-up as well, ever since it became public knowledge, that\none of their own troopers had detailed plans, and was preparing to\nkill his entire battalion, of perhaps 300 or more men, and the\nPentagon refused to investigate any other radical right wingers among\ntheir ranks! Making it increasingly difficult to find anyone willing\nto volunteer, TO SERVE THEIR COUNTRY<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tNo\nmatter how often conservatives shoot themselves in the foot, It\nNever Gets Old<\/u>! The idiots are so stupid, they keep coming back\nfor more! In the early 1990s, Small Towns Across America<\/u>,\nstarted shooting themselves in the foot again in earnest, when the\nTea Party and Talk Radio first encouraged them to get tough on crime,\neven though they had low crime rates. In The Good Old Days<\/u>!\nOtherwise quiet small towns like these, might have been goaded into\nforming A Lynch Mob<\/u>! But, today, they had to settle for\nElecting The Biggest Asshole Around Sheriff<\/u>! Only to be sued\nfor millions they couldn’t afford. When you’re only two\nyears old, Its All Just Fun And Games, Until Someone Gets Hurt<\/u>…\nLIKE YOURSELF<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\nThe Resounding Vacuum<\/u>! Depending on your physical proximity to\nthe Mass Media<\/u>, in recent decades, upwards of 90% of the\npublic have become foolish enough, to thoroughly convince themselves\nthey’re above average, at detecting things like Deep Fakes<\/u>,\nor Bullshit In General<\/u>. When the simple truth is, most find\nDeep Fakes<\/u> much more convincing than the real deal, and AI are\nrapidly headed in the same direction. Rather than attempting to point\nout Their Audiences Are Now As Gullible As They Come<\/u>! The mass\nmedia refers to AI as "Super Persuasive<\/u>" and "Hyper\nReal<\/u>!" Being ever So Much More Exciting, Easier To\nFollow<\/u>, and meeting oh so many more of their own, Much More\nRealistic, Preconceptions And Demanding Expectations<\/u>! While, over\n40% casually spread misinformation and, You Might As Well Ask A\nDog Not To Chew On Its Bone<\/u>! These days, you have to hire a\nfull-time private detective, just to figure out how the mass media is\nlying to you and, as usual, when it comes to Fake News<\/u>, kids\nhave proven better at detecting lies than adults. Thankfully, the\nadults are the ones with all of the money. Doing most of the talking,\neven when nobody is listening. Unless, of course, you count the\nbots…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAgain,\nmaking them Extremely Easy To Imitate, And Exploit<\/u>!\nEssentially, no different from Televangelism, or any number of Mass\nMarketing Schemes<\/u>, even in the “Hallowed Halls”.\nWhere, The Same Tedious Lowbrow Slapstick Always Applies<\/u>!\nIncluding, denying that their denial is All Too Sadly Predictable<\/u>,\nand only encourages others to exploit them at the first opportunity.\nAs all that anybody need ever do, in order to exploit them, is to\nencourage the idiots to Keep On Demanding And Denying, Anything\nAnd Everything<\/u>! That their precious, tiny-little, shrunken hearts\nand minds just so happen to desire And, So Richly Deserve<\/u>! Of\ncourse, in the name of Morality, Growth, And Progress<\/u>! At any\ngiven time, anywhere between 25-75% of All Twitter Accounts Are\nTwitter Bots<\/u>! And, when an academic booted me off Reddit, he\nasked me how I might retaliate, so I told him I was taking down\nnames! But, what I didn’t tell him was, I was only there to\nDesign Cheap Bots<\/u>! That can argue with the best them: Making\nBusiness-As-Usual, Flat-Out-Impossible<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\npoetry and chapters of this book are all written using the same,\nMathematical Equation<\/u>: That Can Be Used To Describe Any\nLowbrow Slapstick<\/u>! SHAMELESSLY PROVIDING SIMILAR NONSENSE ON\nDEMAND!!!<\/u> For Academics Or Anyone Else To Drool Over! A decade\nlong research effort to create an AI, that can write its own, New\nAnd Exciting Scientific Theories And Papers<\/u>! Has produced a\nridiculous number of, Extremely Convincing Sounding Papers<\/u>,\nThat Were All Complete Bullshit<\/u>! Explaining why the peer review\nsystem now appears to be broken, and rapidly headed towards\nbankruptcy court. Creating yet another easy way for anyone to\nquantify, and Exploit, Their Complete Lack Of A Sense Of Humor<\/u>!\nThere’s a Sucker Born Every Minute<\/u>! And, among other\nthings, I describe how to, Manipulate Academic Bullies, And\nGood-Old-Boy Bullshit<\/u>! Influencing even their peer review\nsystems: With Mathematical Precision<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLeveraging\nThe Ignorance of The Experts Against Themselves<\/u>! Among other\nthings, in order to increase the number of pay-walls, thus, ensuring\nthat the public knows just exactly how much their own dictionary and\neducation are worth, According To Trump University, And The Wall\nStreet Journal<\/u>! Logic is not the problem, its the idiots who\ninsist they’re being reasonable, Because They’re The\nOnes Who Define The Meaning Of The Word<\/u>! While, according to more\nAmericans than ever before, LIVING WELL IS THE BEST REVENGE!!!<\/u>\nToday, Modern Technology<\/u> has made it possible to rigorously\nquantify and automate all of their Endless Institutionalized\nInsanity, Within The Public Domain<\/u>! In order to encourage their\nown students to exploit them for every dime they have. Of course, IN\nTHE NAME OF SAVING THE PLANET<\/u>! AS WELL AS, SURVIVAL OF THE\nFITTEST ATHEIST<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tI’ve\nbeen booted off Every Academic Website Imaginable<\/u>, frequently\nfor merely quoting their own more uncomfortable facts while,\ncountless others agree with me, including many former academics\nwho’re good friends, that its all the same, Institutionalized\nThree Stooges and Marx Brothers Bullshit<\/u>! Dating back to at least\nThe Dark Ages<\/u>, and largely promoted by entrenched wealth and\nthe military-industrial complex. Regrettably, the US has earned a\nreputation as the Most Nepotistic Country In The World<\/u>!\nExplaining why Professional Comedians Have Been Loudly\nComplaining<\/u>, their paychecks are suffering, while they already\nhave more than enough material and, Can’t Possibly Compete\nWith Reality<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAbsolute\npower May Corrupt Absolutely<\/u> however, academia, the mass\nmedia, and the mainstream are all heavily focused on: Using Money\nTo Rot Everyone’s Brain<\/u>! While, it remains debatable if\nthere’s any appreciable difference, when they can’t even\nuse a dictionary, and: YOU CAN LITERALLY USE CHICKENS TO MODEL\nTHEIR BEHAVIOR!!!<\/u> Requiring merely a 120 transistor arithmetic\naccelerator, commonly found on any computer chip today! It just\ndoesn’t get anymore lowbrow these days while, if anyone reading\nthis book needs some sort of, Comforting Truth To Believe In<\/u>!\nIt’s that modern technology has made automating the truth\ninevitable! And, On The Playground of Life, In The School of\nHard-Knocks<\/u>: Instant Karma’s Gonna Getcha Baby<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSomeone\nneeds to crunch the numbers for the algorithm, but it should be\npossible to create more complicated bots, that speak English well\nenough to fool at least half the population, almost all the time.\nUsing my “Bullshit Linguistics<\/u>” and, a home\ncomputer with a $35.00 pcie card, or a high-end laptop with a thumb\ndrive. Leveraging the knowledge that, these days, most tend to assume\nreally stupid bots are too stupid to be bots, and the issue is making\nbots stupid enough to blend into the crowd! However, anyone,\nincluding Gabe Newell or, Whoever Can Stop Counting Their Money\nLong Enough<\/u>! Can incorporate the same analog logic in this book\ninto already existing bots, and video games as well. Or, even\nintroduce an entirely new genre of lowbrow video games. For The\nMore Discerning Gamers<\/u>! Those Few Who Dare To Master<\/u>! The\nunbelievably stupid and easy to learn, yet difficult to master, more\ndemanding, and frequently censored of: THE FORBIDDEN DARK ARTS!!!<\/u>\nIncluding Bullshit Kung Fu<\/u>! And, The Fine Art of\nAnarchistic Facilitation<\/u>! Believe it or not, its a “Tribal\nThing<\/u>!” Which Is Why They Spared Little-Big Man’s Life<\/u>!\nAnd, why some of us can make a porn star blush and, Walk The Other\nWay<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tGames\nand Bots that are designed for those, long forgotten, Long\nAbandoned Souls<\/u> who, like myself, can never Forget Themselves<\/u>!\nAnd, still adamantly insist, even as Senior Citizens<\/u>: We\nDon’t Need No Stinking Education<\/u>! If All Our Teachers\nHave Rotten Senses Of Humor<\/u>! Indignantly Demanding Everyone Be\nPolite To Them<\/u>! When, They Never Did Learn How To Share Their\nWords And Play Nice<\/u>! Already, video games commonly incorporate\nboth Karma and humor into their designs, but this book leverages\nenough “Contextual Vagueness<\/u>” to take it to\nanother level altogether by: Stressing The Self-Evident Truth, As\nThe Ultimate Grammar<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAdditionally,\nit can be used to create a, Virtual Reality Engine<\/u>, capable of\nrunning simulations of quantum mechanics and Relativity, that can\nmake more sense out of Feynman Diagrams<\/u>. Humorously\nillustrating how quantum mechanics apply in our macroscopic world, in\nways which are every bit as bizarre as the subatomic! A more complete\nversion of the Analog Logic<\/u>, requires twice as many poems, but\nI added extra chapters here to compensate, and these are all capable\nof accommodating a four fold super-symmetry, and any new poems. Using\na "Bullshit Lexicon", capable of treating every word as a\nvariable, every sentence can also be treated as a variable, providing\nboth the required geometry and stochastic processing, in order to\nproduce: A Quantized Karmic AI Engine<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOne,\nthat can effortlessly adapt its own geometry and dynamics, emotions\nand intellect, to suit each individual. Similar to, VR Fun House\nMirrors, Which Also Happen To Be Adaptable Echo Chambers<\/u>!\nChoreographed by Fred Astaire, Micheal Jackson, and the immortal,\nCharlie Chaplin<\/u>! Their feet a constant blur, Like Wavy\nGravy, From Another Planet<\/u>! Dispersing In Every Direction! Yet,\nUnWaveringly Converging Upon What’s Missing From This\nPicture… In Higher Dimensions<\/u>! Drifting endlessly unto the\nmysterious, fathomless, rootless, ever so Vaguely Vindictive,\nVoracious, Vicious and, Verily, Vapid, Vacuous, Voluminous, Virtually\nVirgin, Void! Yet Still, Somehow Vividly, Vibrant, And Vivacious,\nVerisimilitude Of The Vitriolic Volatile Vacuum<\/u>! Forever Lost in\nSpace, On the Far Side<\/u>! Somewhere Over the Rainbow, Deep in\nthe Memory of God, Firmly Ensconced Within the Naughty Nebulous\nNictating Numbing Nexus of the Anonymous Open-Mike-Night Cosmic\nMicrowave Background, and Twilight Zone Comedy Hour<\/u>! Whilst,\nnostalgically waxing soothing metaphorical metaphysical mumbo jumbo,\nand recounting The Long And Sordid Tale Of<\/u>: “The\nRedemption Of Goldilocks<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAlong\nwith the dictionary, lie detectors, quantum mechanics, fuzzy logic,\nand humor in general, consciousness still remains a profound mystery\nto modern science, while Zen Bullshit<\/u> remains quite popular\nwith academics, due to their often enjoying playing around with\nsemantics, and being unimpressed with either The Marx Brothers, Or\nOscar The Grouch<\/u>! Nor, it would seem, the least bit intimidated\nby the fact, that linguistics are now a well established profession,\nthat’s both increasingly automated and Classified Research<\/u>.\nWhile, the commercial sector doesn’t exactly share their words\nand play nice either! And, can teach academics how to: Automate\nTheir Own Bullshit<\/u>! With generous support from the NSA, who\nprefer to remain anonymous, and might be Anonymous or, more likely,\nOnline Keystone Cops These Days<\/u>! For all the difference it\nseems to make! Thankfully, we can always depend upon Google,\nMicrosoft, Intel, AMD, Nvidia, Micron, and any new oligopolies, that\nthe AI will now create, to defend us from the same Foreign Devils<\/u>,\nusing our own AI to hack everyone! Just as soon as the State Dept and\nCommerce Dept, finish investigating Microsoft for treason, and decide\nwhether Intel and Nvidia can do business with China, while we fight\nWWIII with them! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAlready,\nacademics are quite commonly, and casually, urging and assisting\ntheir own governments in censoring the internet, sometimes, in the\nname of saving a democracy, they admit no longer exists! So, you can\nconsider it your patriotic duty to: Show Academics How To Censor\nThemselves<\/u>! Of course, in their case, this can easily become a\nfull-time job, hence, the need for automation and commercialization.\nAlthough it seemed like a huge waste of my time, what I confirmed by\nwatching countless videos, and searching through endless,\nDeliberately Mind-Numbing<\/u>, academic websites, is that none of\nthem knows a damned thing about systems logics, they habitually go\nout of their way to avoid acknowledging that the self-evident truth\neven exists, and are seldom concerned with whether anything anybody\nsays might actually reflect reality, in any sort of demonstrable\nfashion! While, If You Can’t Dazzle ‘Em With\nBrilliance<\/u>! Baffle ‘Em With a Generous Helping Of Their\nOwn Bullshit<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nexample, there’s no such thing as a psychological category for\nlowbrow slapstick, even among the supposedly more Objective\nBehaviorists<\/u> and, as if all professional comedians must have an\nUndiagnosed Mental Disease<\/u>, a psychologist recently informed\nthe mass media that our former president fits all the criteria for a,\n“Psychopathic Narcissist<\/u>!” Without ever\nacknowledging, that his criteria apply equally well to Professional\nWrestling<\/u>! And, our former president is a lifelong fan, not to\nmention, a politician! Dwayne Johnston is a former professional\nwrestler himself, and one of the highest paid movie stars today, now\nthinking of running for president, and all of Hollywood is pumping\niron, while practicing their one-liners, smack talk, and wrestling\nmoves. Suddenly, the mass media is filled with articles on how to\nAvoid Narcissists<\/u> in our Materialistic Culture<\/u> but,\nwhat none of them are describing in any detail whatsoever, is that\nnarcissism is just another Latin word for egotism that not only\ndescribes Professional Wrestling, but Televangelism, Politics in\ngeneral, reality TV, and well over half the damned population!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMerely\nby automating the process, of making similar insipid comparisons,\nbetween more abstract academic models and lowbrow slapstick, you can\nInstantly Cuss-tomize<\/u> any techno-gibberish, For Complete\nBlithering Idiots<\/u>! If you want, automating Spinning The News<\/u>,\nusing advanced mathematics that are classified, in ways the censors\nwill never see coming! Academics themselves are already struggling to\nkeep up with the public and mass media, constantly slaughtering their\nTechnobabble And Rhetoric<\/u>! Making much of their rhetoric\ntotally worthless on their own, Juvenile Playground<\/u>! Merely by\nencouraging the idiots to mock and attack academia, and their own\ngovernments as, Totally Out of Touch With Reality<\/u>! Along with\nanyone else stupid enough to disagree with, The Same Mindless Mob\nThat The Two Enthusiastically Endorse<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nIf modern medicine and psychology had a lick of integrity, they’d\ncampaign for everybody to get it over with already and, Blow Up\nTheir Fucking TV<\/u>! Extensive studies have indicated that mortality\nrates have increased dramatically, children’s values and mental\nhealth have gone down the toilet altogether and, just watching too\nmuch TV, is now proven to cause dementia, and reduce your lifespan by\nup to decades. People tell me I shouldn’t cuss so much, but\nhalf our water supplies have been contaminated with uranium, while\nhalf our children have been diagnosed with lead poisoning, and our\nchildren are now dying faster than ever before, with young and middle\naged men also committing suicide in record numbers, nobody has seen\nsince WWII! A deadly pandemic keeps mutating and sweeping the entire\nplanet, all of our economies are constantly reshuffling, and slowing\ndown drastically, and the global ecology now appears certain to\ncollapse altogether, at any moment! That Is: Assuming WWIII\nDoesn’t Break Out In Earnest First<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nlast damned thing we need right now, in my opinion, is for teachers\nand their students to keep refusing to cuss, in the name of, Taking\nA Higher Moral Stance<\/u>! While, Continuing To Argue Over The\nDefinition Of Stupid<\/u>! Preferring to call each other\nNarcissistic-Commie-Fashion-Terrorist-And-Zombie-Test-Dummies, while\ndemanding answers from the Cult of Personality<\/u> on reality TV,\nAs Nero Tunes Up His Fiddle<\/u>! But, please, feel perfectly free,\nto just call me uncouth, uneducated, uncivilized, angry, negative,\nand Fucking Obnoxiously Judgmental and Opinionated<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThat\nway, at least I know something got your attention, other than the\nboob tube or the sound of your own voice which, somehow, I still find\nreassuring. Of course, I also cover Much More Powerful, Entirely\nPositive, Truly Inspirational, Amazingly Uplifting, And Singularly\nEffective Ways<\/u>, Anyone Can Avoid Cussing<\/u>! Cheerfully\nencouraging everyone to go outside, share their words, and play nice\nmuch more often! However, as my father used to say, sometimes it\nhelps to get their attention first. Call me negative, angry,\njudgmental, pessimistic, out of touch with reality, brain-washed,\nbrain-damaged, or an insane\nabbynormal-antisocial-sadistic-psychopathic-schitzophrenic-masochistic-anarchistic-anonymous-pot-smoking-narcisistic-facist-tree-hugging-Wall-Street-Utopian-Commie-Fashion-Terrorist-and-Zombie-Test-Dummy!\nIf it gives you a cheap thrill, or just helps you sleep better at\nnight but, according to the overwhelming, overpowering, more than\nweighty and, still, rather obnoxiously growing and, already, quite\nintimidating, Mountain of Evidence<\/u>! That Nobody Alive Can\nCasually Dismiss<\/u>! With Anything Remotely Resembling Credible\nConviction<\/u>: Greta Thunberg Is An Optimist!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBelying\nthe occasional episodic fleeting hopes, public reassurances, wishful\nthinking, and brief appearances to the contrary, Up Ahead, At The\nTwisted Fork In The Road<\/u>! Lies A Crooked Sign In The Gutter,\nWhere What I Say Once, Twice, Three Times Is Always True, Here In\nThe Kindergarten Twilight Zone Post Truth Bullshit Hour<\/u>! Forget\nAbout Bumbling Down The Road Less Traveled<\/u>! The Whole World Is\nRapidly Spiraling Down The Toilet<\/u>! As of today, even the UN\nsuddenly agrees: THERE’S NOBODY IN CHARGE AROUND HERE!!!<\/u> Greta\nThunberg Is Wasting Her Breath<\/u>! Rest assured, at the rate things\nare going, in the very near future, we will all become way too\nfamiliar with both cussing, and what it means to be, “A\nCitizen of The World<\/u>!" When this enormous pile of Infantile\nCrap<\/u>, currently poised precariously at the very Tippy-Top of the\nTower of Babel, Finally Hits The Fan<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIts\na Small World After All<\/u>! While, Mars is even smaller, way too\nexpensive, and not nearly as far away as you really want and,\napparently, nobody on reality TV has ever managed to actually Escape\nFrom The Rat Race<\/u>! Much less, The Matrix<\/u>! Making it\nincreasingly difficult to: Duck Low Enough<\/u>! While, our Loving\nPlanet Earth<\/u> simply cannot afford the luxury of waiting around\nfor, Academic Eggheads<\/u>, who tend to Overthink Everything<\/u>!\nTo admit they don’t even know how to, Use A Fucking\nDictionary<\/u>! If academics insist on claiming the right to behave\nlike Spoiled Brats, Even Making Up Complete Gibberish and Empty\nRhetoric<\/u>! Then, Pretend They Still Know Better Than The Rest\nOf Us<\/u>! When their own students still commonly believe the sun\nrevolves around the earth, lie nonstop and, repeatedly, refuse to\nheed even their own dire warnings, concerning the most egregious life\nand death issues! Then, it behooves us all to treat academics\nthemselves like infants, and: SHOW THEM HOW ITS DONE ON THE\nKINDERGARTEN PLAYGROUND!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFutile\nthough it may be, I still feel compelled for sentimental reasons, to\nremind people: You Cannot Attack What You Cannot Comprehend<\/u>!\nNOT WHEN ITS WHAT’S MISSING FROM THIS PICTURE!!!<\/u> But,\nagain, of course, please feel perfectly free to casually dismiss\neverything I write as hateful lies, horribly judgmental, Totally\nOne-Sided<\/u>! Entirely misleading, insanely unrealistic, patently\nunscientific, and cravenly anti-intellectual! The meaningless angry\nravings of a lunatic: The Sound And The Fury, Signifying Nothing<\/u>!\nOr, whatever. And, please, again, feel absolutely free to vigorously\nlobby your favorite dictionary publisher or congressmen, so you can\nmake it official that, I’m Downright Despicable<\/u>! And,\nActually Have A Sense Of Humor<\/u>! Stooping So Low As To Use A\nCommie Dictionary<\/u>! Written By Satan Himself<\/u>! And, please,\ncontinue to loudly and proudly exercise your freedom of speech, while\nardently attempting to censor the public domain, for the public good,\nand my bots will get back with you later, and deal with any\ncomplaints anyone might have…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnywho,\nnow where was I? Oh Yes<\/u>! Sr Roger Penrose’s Theory, of\nquantum induced microwave vibrations in the brain, has already\nreceived its first two experimental confirmations, with one\nimplication being that, “Sparkling Laughter<\/u>”, the\ninfectious kind that nobody can resist, may represent, “The\nLowest Possible Energy State<\/u>”. For the conscious mind and\nbrain, before the brain possibly freezes altogether! Our conscious\nand unconscious minds share the same neurons, switching back and\nforth at will, making Sparkling Laughter<\/u> a macroscopic\nmanifestation of quantum mechanics, that emerges from within the\nsubconscious. As the conscious mind repeatedly surrenders to the\nunconscious realization that, Whatever The Hell It Is<\/u>: It\nJust Don’t Make No Sense<\/u>! Which, without ever having to\nresort to using statistical evidence, nonetheless, can still be used\nto prove, to even the more stubbornly intellectual of the Three\nStooges, that 42 is as good as it gets.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSparkling\nLaughter is Nonjudgmental<\/u>, the naive laughter at the funny\nnaked man in the parade however, when expressed in an adult, it\nbecomes infectious in people of any age. Unless some adults are\nauthentic enough to share their sense of humor, in order for the\nsmallest child to infect adults with laughter, they would have to\nprogressively infect older children, who could then infect adults.\nThe implied moral of the story of, “The Emperor’s New\nClothes<\/u>”, can be for communities to, Treasure Sparkling\nLaughter<\/u>! And, gentle laughter in general, as a reflection of\ntheir True Strength<\/u>, resilience, humanity, and integrity as a\nCommunity. My father inherited the Irish Catholic “Socratic\nTradition<\/u>”, including the associated humor and sparkling\nlaughter, and his entire family treasured him as a living legacy, and\na font of Unique Family Wisdom<\/u>, while the men who served under\nhis command repeatedly confided in me, as if it were highly unusual,\nthat he was an honest and fair Captain to sail with. When, he often\nhad to deal with hundreds of Marines, Climbing All Over His Ship<\/u>:\nLike So Many Half-Drowned Rats<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\na new experiment, optical hysteresis was used to take faster and\nweaker measurements, than is normally possible using any other known\nmethod, suggesting “Quantum Exceptional Points<\/u>”\ncould be responsible for things like Sparkling Laughter. With any\nluck, within a decade or so, it could become possible to automate\nSparkling Laughter, and create Bots In Virtual Reality<\/u>, that\nlaugh whenever some damned fool attempts to, Spread Complete\nBullshit<\/u>. My father would often laugh at his children, whenever\nwe argued and, in the heat of the moment, sometimes, we would even\nyell at him to stop laughing, so we could finish our argument! Of\ncourse, that just made him Laugh Harder<\/u>! Once we all stopped\nlaughing, we could quickly and calmly resolve our differences,\nsometimes, puzzled as to why we were arguing in the first place.\nHumor ensures you have to pick your fights carefully, while classic\nlogic encourages fighting over laughing. Analog logic is normally\n10,000-100,000x more efficient than classic logic, and quantum\nsystems can be up to 125% efficient, which makes no damned sense\nwhatsoever, unless, The Truth Itself Really Is Magically More\nAttractive, Meaningful, Humorous, Harmonious, Efficient, And Easier\nto Maintain<\/u>: Like Santa’s Sparkling Laughter<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tJust\nas logic is usually better for problem solving, and for more abstract\nreasoning, using pattern matching instead, such as that of Sparkling\nLaughter, can magically normalize, or blunt, both our emotional and\nconceptual extremes. But, everyone will be relieved to know,\nSparkling Laughter also happens to be quite a bit more pleasant than\na loud buzzer, and gets the point across much better, while still\nmanaging to: Tell Better Jokes Then The Blithering Idiots<\/u>! In\nrelated research, mathematicians have established that Pi, or the\nGolden Ratio, is not entirely random but, instead, resembles a well\nknown multidimensional multifractal equation. Indicating the\nexistence of a universal recursion in the principle of identity,\nwhich along with Sparkling Laughter, Can Be Used To Conquer The\nWorld<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAccording\nto already well established physics, the equation for Pi is complex\nenough to represent all of physical reality as we know it and,\nassuming it represents part of a universal recursion, theoretically,\neven the most powerful quantum computers, should eventually prove\nincapable of resolving the issue of whether: The Golden Ratio Is\n“Just Right<\/u>!" Or, <\/u>Pi-R-Squared In Higher\nDimensions<\/u>! Such a complete, all-encompassing, “Universal\nRecursion in The Principle of Identity<\/u>”, would mean that\neverything, including the vacuum of space itself, and Bullshit\nPoetry<\/u> like mine, must possess some minimal, yet significant,\namount of content. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tContradicting\nclassic logic and metaphysics, yet, accounting for the use of\neigenstates and virtual particles in quantum mechanics, and for Pi\nappearing to be utterly random yet, upon closer examination, obeying\none of the most complex fractal equations used today for modeling\nphysical reality. The Sheer Complexity<\/u>, of the equation for\nPi, could represent the extreme limits of our own Mortal\nFallibility<\/u> where, past a certain point, it becomes humanly\nimpossible to draw any Clearer Distinctions<\/u>! Compelling\neveryone to resort to using such vague metaphors as, “Bullshit<\/u>”.\nIn the case of Pi, entirely incapable of determining, with any\ncertainty, what is ultimately random and orderly, bullshit and the\ntruth, due to everything expressing particle-wave duality, including\nour own mind and brain, energy and information…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t“Once\nI dreamed I was a Butterfly, or am I really a Butterfly dreaming I am\na Man?” Butterflies all look so innocent, with those, Big\nDoe Eyes<\/u>! Yet, due to the “Butterfly Effect<\/u>”,\njust happening to be ubiquitous In a Singularity<\/u>, the\ninevitable quantum perturbations in the spacetime continuum, can\nsometimes make it extremely difficult to tell exactly what, in\nreality is, Actually A Playful Butterfly<\/u>! And what, Is\nMerely A Moth<\/u>… Clarity can be a discerning detail, or the\ntiniest overlooked detail, may transform into a Moth! No Doubt<\/u>!\nDisguised As a Harmless Butterfly<\/u>! Seductively, flapping its\npretty wings at you, as you drift in and out of sleep… While\nEating a Hole In Your Favorite Sweater<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\na universal recursion, everything that exists must also resemble part\nof a self-organizing system, with something as simple as a garden\nfull of delightful butterflies, a pleasant mid-summer night’s dream,\nand a closet full of moths, all self-organizing, and\nSelf-Stimulating<\/u>, to a great extent. The human brain itself\nhas proven to be self-organizing, while a quantum simulation of a\nphase transition, has established that, contrary to all their\ntheories, the initial creative impetus for the Big Bang was, Just\nRight<\/u>! And, the entire universe can be considered\nself-organizing, around what’s missing from this picture…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAs\npart of ongoing, cross-disciplinary, Concerted International\nEfforts<\/u>! To thoroughly document what’s missing from this\npicture, Contextual Philosophers<\/u> conducted an extensive\nsurvey, indicating that Noam Chomsky<\/u> was wrong all along, and\nchildren acquire grammar the hard way, by crunching the numbers\nwhile, Surprise<\/u>! The English Language has two grammars, which\ncompensate for rather high error rates. That’s not to suggest\nin the slightest that Chomsky was totally wrong, or that he was ever\nwasting his time, but that academia still irrationally rejects the\npossibility that the English Language<\/u> has two overlapping\ngrammars, that don’t obey the principle of "The\nExcluded Middle<\/u>". Explaining why his predictions always fell\npredictably just short of the mark, yet he’s had so little\ncompetition, and so little progress has been made to resolve the\nissue, despite such exhaustive studies. Difficult as it might be for\nanybody alive to believe, including not least of all myself,\nproviding An Equally Embarrassing Simple Explanation<\/u>: One\nThat’s Enough To Make Anyone Go Cross-Eyed<\/u>! For why quantum\nmechanics have remained a complete mystery, for well over a\ncentury…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tJust\nas AI can now calculate the orbits of the planets, without ever\nhaving to learn Newtonian Mechanics, they commonly learn languages,\nlike English, without ever bothering to learn any grammar. Thanks to\nacademia still insisting that everything must make sense, and we only\nhave one recognized grammar, now some of them are finally starting to\nadmit in public: We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Grammar<\/u>!\nOr, Figgy Newton’s Silly Laws of Motion<\/u>! And, Grammar\nNazis And Reality Snobs Are All Delusional<\/u>! Galileo was obviously\njust the tip of the iceberg and, to this day, these same\nover-educated fools are still overwhelmingly claiming that nature is\nanalog, yet, their own cultures and languages reject analog logic and\ncuss words, as largely meaningless and taboo, just like the stupid\ndictionary! Ensuring, you can often have a more meaningful discussion\non the issue with a five year old, because they’ve made examining the\nBig Picture socially taboo, and redefined "objectivity" as\nanything rational sounding, that the mainstream can accept.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUnless\nthey use extensive training, or add guard rails to their AI, they\ntend to express racist, sexist, ageist, and homophobic behavior, as\nif they’re all the TV sitcom character Archie Bunker.\nDisplaying the default networking systems logic in a Singularity<\/u>,\nexpressed in the Shannon Entropy they all use, of a pissed off flock\nof chickens, whenever the lights are on, but nobody’s home.\nThey’ve systematically denied the validity of their own dictionary,\nand analog logic, for so damn long now, that their own technology is\nbeginning to throw the worst of their institutionalized crap: Right\nBack In Their Faces<\/u>! In every way imaginable! While, they\ncontinue to diligently censor anyone who dares to laugh at them, or\ncrack a joke!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLamentably,\nChomsky has been called, “The Voice of Reason<\/u>” by\nhis fans, largely consisting of militant atheists, who could not\nteach a child how to use a dictionary, if their lives depended on it!\nAs a public service, academic websites could frequently teach\ncommercial ones how to censor the news better, and create more\nEffective Echo Chambers<\/u>! Of course, militant atheists will\ncommonly deny anything and everything! Except, of course, their\ncheckbooks, making fools of themselves in every way imaginable! Which\ncan also be documented however, there can be no doubt, Academia’s\n“Brilliant Minds<\/u>”, including Wannabe Cunning\nLinguists<\/u>, Like Noam Chomsky, Have Consistently Supported\nOver-Educated Contentious Babbling Idiots<\/u>! Who literally advocate\nimitating the right wing “Strategy<\/u>”, if you want\nto call it that, of throwing their own dictionary out the window!\nWhat more in the name of love is impossible to answer, when nobody\ndares to ask the real questions, such as: "What More In The\nName Of Higher Education<\/u>?!!" Thanks, in no small part, to\nthe continuing strident efforts of Militant Atheists, to support the\nFundamentalist tradition of constantly abusing their own dictionary,\nand stomping on the use of any analog logic, Left Wing Politics\nToday<\/u> deserve a proper funeral in the US! But, anyone proposing\nfunding one is automatically labeled a commie! While, testing their\nFucking DNA, still remains the most reliable way to Determine How\nAnyone Votes<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAfter\nthe better part of a century, “Scientific Positivism<\/u>”\nalso remains popular, in spite of failing to meet even its own\ncriteria for a valid philosophy, never producing a damned thing\nuseful, and being A Complete Oxymoron<\/u>! One which, nonetheless,\nis sometimes used to promote Pseudo-Science<\/u>, with researchers\nclaiming that it validates their theories as being scientific.\nBecause, of course, It Tastes Great, and Is Less Filling<\/u>! And,\nwas invented for the sole purpose of denying the validity of quantum\nmechanics, so you know its got be as positive as they come…\nUsing my Bullshit Linguistics<\/u>, you can offer any of these\nover-educated contentious fools, and countless others just like them,\nincluding Fundamentalists, All Of The Pettier Bullshit Choices\nTheir Tiny-Little Shrunken Hearts Desire<\/u>! And, Never Knew\nExisted<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEncouraging\nThem To Build Their Self-Confidence<\/u>! And, never settle for second\nbest! To question whether or not the truth, Actually Applies<\/u>.\nTo indulge themselves more often, by choosing to believe, whatever\nthe hell they just so happen to be inclined to prefer to believe at\nthe time and, then, Sell Them Solutions To Their Own Self-Imposed\nProblems<\/u>! Of course, at wildly inflated prices! Some might\nassume, again, that I’m merely exaggerating just how transparent they\nactually are, and how remarkably easy it is to lead them around by\nthe nose but, in academia’s particular case, they’ve\nsystematically painted themselves into their own more Idiosyncratic,\nRomper Room Preschool Corner<\/u>! Of course, by soundly and\nsystematically rejecting their own dictionary and second grammar,\nwhile this book describes: All The Dirty Little Details, Based On\nFirst Principles<\/u>! You Can Run, But You Cannot Hide<\/u>! That\nEnormous Load Of Crap In Your Diaper<\/u>! Additionally, I describe\nhow to reformulate what are known as, “The Laws of Thought”,\nAs a Complete Oxymoron, Without a Sense of Humor<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTargeting\nacademics and militant atheists, in particular, you get The\nIntellectual Side Of Professional Wrestling<\/u>! Easily following all\nof the latest legal precedents for bots, and manipulating academic\nand public opinion! My own work merely makes it possible to\nrigorously quantify their institutionalized stupidity, in the public\ndomain. So, They Can Fight It Out In Court<\/u>! With Corporate\nLawyers, The Mad Hatter, And The Tea Party<\/u>! Who would love\nnothing more than an opportunity to teach their own teachers, how the\nsun revolves around the earth. Over half the population already\ninsists that the government and corporations they call evil, must lie\nto them for their own protection, and are usually much to liberal\nabout these things while, In America<\/u>! The Customer Is\nAlways Right<\/u>! Making It Your Patriotic Duty, To Earn A Profit<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nOligopolies today, that requires carefully, and systematically,\ngouging their customers for as much of their time and attention, as\nthey will possibly tolerate, as well as, gouging them for their\nmoney! Unfortunately, occasionally requiring Encouraging The More\nContentious Fools Among Them<\/u>! Who, Always Complain About\nEverything<\/u>! To shoot themselves in the foot, and shoot each\nother! Before They Can Possibly Shoot You<\/u>! Which Is A Time\nHonored Tradition In The Wild West, Enshrined In Our Judicial\nSystem<\/u>! Since The Days Of The Cattle Barons<\/u>! Still, it\nusually helps to target the loudest among them first, or last of all,\nbecause they tend to overwhelmingly obey the simple rules of the\nmindless mob.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnalog\ndesigns like this one are scalar, making them incredibly efficient\nand easy to automate, across any scales, without any of the bots ever\nhaving to make a damned bit of sense! Using <\/b><\/i>Game\nTheory<\/b><\/u><\/i>, and a small assortment of rudimentary AI\ngenerated caricatures, that anyone can mix and match, it becomes\npossible to: <\/b><\/i>Fight Fire With Fire<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/i>Combating Any Nonsense, With Even More Nonsense<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nHowever, it requires <\/b><\/i>A Subtle Sense Of Humor<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nthat escapes academia, the military, and the bureaucracy, making it\nalso, <\/b><\/i>A Perfect Cryptographic System<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/i>\n<\/b><\/i>An Enormous Bullshit Lexicon, Or Second Grammar<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nthat demands your opponents adopt <\/b><\/span><\/i>your own sense\nof humor about themselves, if they’re to ever have the\nslightest hope of comprehending what you’re actually talking\nabout. With The Pentagon working to create new AI to censor the\nentire worldwide web for them, humor is the obvious way to defeat any\nof their more <\/b><\/i>Lowbrow Methods<\/b><\/u><\/i>, of\ncensoring half of reality as we know it.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i>Albert\nEinstein Himself<\/b><\/u><\/i> could never hope to comprehend our\nLinguistic-Mathematics, which require the extremely subtle sense of\nhumor of Taoist Priests, and Primitive Tribes, and can only be\nlearned by first losing your taboos and biases and, in the process,\nbecoming more aware of how Karma impacts your life. Making it\nimpossible to abuse our <\/b><\/i>Bullshit Linguistics,\nWithout Paying The Price<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Strategically goading the\nloudest among them, for example, may cause millions of others to\nsuddenly feel compelled to start talking to the nearest mindless bot\nwhile, according to <\/b><\/i>Game Theory<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nthe trick is to stay two punch lines ahead of the competition. In\nlarge groups, the idiots can be roughly as predictable as Newtonian\nMechanics or, <\/b><\/i>Chickens<\/b><\/u><\/i>…<\/b><\/span><\/i>\nHowever, this book covers the even more ludicrously efficient fuzzy\nlogic and quantum mechanics of, <\/b><\/i>Chickenshit Academic\nBullshit<\/b><\/u><\/i>! <\/b><\/i>So You Can Target Entire\nSchools Of "Thought!<\/b><\/u><\/i>"\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>Such As Conservative Think-Tanks And Liberal\nColleges<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tYou\ncan play them off one another too, Like Calling Out To Turkeys<\/u>\nand, although that might sound like another gross exaggeration, what\nThe Tea Party<\/u> and the Republican Party have in common, with\ncountless academics and others, is the Undeniable Fact<\/u>: Their\nRhetoric Is Entirely Vacuous<\/u>! In the beginning, Republican Party\nMembers repeatedly complained, that the Tea Party wasn’t\ncomplaining about anything new but, what they were actually\nprotesting was the simple fact, their traditional rhetoric was too\ncomplicated for what they wanted to use. With Fundamentalists, The\nTea Party, and Lynch Mobs everywhere preferring to: KEEP IT SIMPLE\nSTUPID!!!<\/u> The idiots will even compete among themselves for who\nhas the most utterly meaningless rhetoric, as completely empty and\ndevoid of any real content, as they can possibly make it.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSo\nmuch so, that you can use their rhetoric to diagnose diseases such as\nReagan’s Alzheimer’s, and Fundamentalism has proven to cause\nBrain Damage<\/u>! Of course, papers by academic linguists, and\nothers that I’ve read, refuse to ever go there. (Hippocrates\nBe Damned<\/u>!) And, remain unwilling to even vaguely suggest their\nrhetoric is entirely vacuous! Not to mention: A Public Health\nEpidemic<\/u>! Categorizing nonsense is nonsense in academia, not to\nmention, suicidal in this case! Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones,\nBut Academics Refuse To Ever Admit, That Their Own Words Kill\nTheir Students<\/u>! Much Less, The Words Of Their Religious And\nPolitical Leaders<\/u>! While, The Pentagon Censors Anyone Who\nDares To Contradict Them<\/u>! Even, When Using Their Own Standards\nAnd Evidence<\/u>! Unfortunately, very few want to wear a T-Shirt that\nsays, “Brain Damaged For Jesus<\/u>!" Or, “Brain\nDamaged For Reagan<\/u>!" Making bots a much more attractive\nmarketing strategy, especially, for the pharmaceutical companies and\nothers! Who, share their free market values, about even such things\nas their own, Self-Induced Brain Damage, and Voluntary Genocide<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAcademics\ntend to be Contentious<\/u>, and the easiest way to prove to them\nthat they’re all full of crap, is to create bots that can\nsystematically provide Cuss-tomized Solutions<\/u>, for throwing\ntheir own crap right back in their faces! While, that might sound\ndifficult to accomplish, more often: It Could Not Be Easier<\/u>!\nFor example, Richard Dawkins is an Oxford professor, and famous\nmilitant atheist, who invented his own nonsense word "Meme".\nLinguists eventually gave the word a minimal demonstrable definition,\nthanks to Dawkins convincing hundreds of millions of militant\natheists, to babble complete nonsense! As if they’re all just so many\ninfants on the Kindergarten playground! The word was about to be\nadded to the dictionary, leaving the linguists no other choice!\nMaking it particularly easy for anyone to program bots to encourage\nthem to keep spouting gibberish! Especially, when you consider that\nneither militant atheists, nor Oxford, ever bothered to inform them\nall, that they’ve been babbling meaningless bullshit for decades! Of\ncourse, in recent years, in the name of, Saving The Damn Planet<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPeople\nkeep insisting that Americans are Hypocrites<\/u>, but even their\nown teachers frequently contradict themselves, at the drop of a hat,\nand makeup whatever Lame Excuses<\/u>! Nonsense words, and\nmeaningless rhetoric they happen to prefer. Calling them hypocrites,\nor using four syllable words in general, merely encourages them to\nContinue Arguing, Over The Definition Of Stupid<\/u>! Comprehending\nmore complex subjects, such as hypocrisy, as more than just another\nabstract word for them to play around with, requires that they first\nlearn to appreciate how, sometimes, words can be much more meaningful\nand useful! Whenever people don’t constantly lie to each other\nand themselves! Making Up Whatever Definitions For Words They\nHappen To Prefer<\/u>! While, Politely Lying To Each Other, And\nInsisting Jokes Are Entirely Meaningless, Along With The Dictionary<\/u>!\nLike So Many Fucking Wannabe Kindergarten Post Truth Lawyers<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMeanwhile,\nthe use of contextual tools, including fuzzy logic, quantum\nmechanics, and linguistic analysis, has steadily spread to every\nbranch of the sciences, yet almost nobody who uses them espouses\nContextualism, as a personal philosophy, while neither the Dictionary\nnor Wisdom Philosophy has been popular in well over a century. If\nSocrates Were Alive Today, Academics Might Commonly Dismiss Him<\/u>!\nAs Just Another Drunken Bum, And Claim Politics Are Never A Joke<\/u>!\nThen, Help To Censor Him From The Entire Mass Media<\/u>! If\nGalileo were alive today, academia might put him on trial again, for\nusing the latest empirical evidence, to challenge more of Aristotle’s\ntwo thousand year old metaphysics, and for daring to stoop so low, as\nto use a dictionary…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMuch\nof what I write might sound like complete fiction, or “News\nof the Weird<\/u>” but, unlike the evening news, "News of\nthe Weird" has standards, and stops repeating stories once they\nbecome too commonplace while, Even Hollywood Writers Could Never\nMake This Shit Up<\/u>! Because, of course, they’d be\nimmediately censored, like I was, before even coming anywhere close\nto finishing my book! My own personal research indicates that\nFundamentalism Is Actually The Bastard Redheaded Step-Child Of\nMilitant Atheists<\/u>! And, other academics, who also invented\nTotalitarian Communism<\/u>! Then, promptly threw their own\ndictionary out the window, going on to invent the modern mass media\nand universal literacy, as the solution to all of society’s\nproblems. Explaining why academia, the military, corporations, and\nreligions, all tend to use similar rhetoric.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHow\ndo Porcupines Mate? Very carefully, while Cats do it with lots of\nscratching, biting, yowling, pulling out their fur, and barbed\npenises! My Enemy’s Enemy Is My New Best Friend<\/u>!\nEspecially when you’re only two years old! In China today,\nlifelong avowed atheists are now happily converting to Christianity\nin record numbers, and most appear quite willing to convert right\nback to atheism again, the minute their government becomes more\ncommunist. Historically, Warlords burned down their temples and, in\nself-defense, the temples adopted whatever additional teachings the\nWarlords Demanded<\/u> and, understandably, the Chinese became very\npragmatic about religion. It was no longer enough to have God on\nyour side, if you couldn’t afford church services, much less, his<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTaoists\nhave a lot in common with Quakers, and Taoist Temples usually teach\nConfucianism, which isn’t even a religion, and was politically\nopposed to Taoism for two thousand years, while the communists\neventually drove most of the remaining Taoists out of the country\naltogether, some 350 million of them. More than the entire population\nof the US, as if they were all merely, Quaker Oats Winnie the\nPooh, You Scrap Off Your Shoe<\/u>! And, far too authentically\nChinese, making them: Beyond All Hope For Re-Education<\/u>! Many\npriests are secretly agnostic, and some of their parishioners will\nattend a different church or temple for every day of the week, but\nthe Chinese often cite Christianity as having a proven track record,\nof strongly opposing its own Corrupt Governments<\/u>! But, we’ll\njust have to wait and see if they can successfully incorporate\ncommunist teachings into Christian Churches. Still, I wouldn’t\nhold my breath, with the Communist Government<\/u> labeling Jesus,\nand anyone else who isn’t a party member, Extremists<\/u>.\nSpreading rumors that Jesus has already returned, but is keeping a\nlow profile, and has been quietly helping to promote The Tea Party<\/u>\nfrom behind the scenes all along. In order to prepare the way for\nhis, Triumphant Return, As The Rightful Heir To The Throne<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tJust\nas atheism is bizarrely associated with both the wealthy and\ncommunism, organized religion is often associated with crime and\nDysfunctional Societies<\/u>, and the two tend to poison any middle\nground between them, using the same essential Three Stooges Slapstick\nand Logic. Fiercely denying the validity of any analog logic, and the\ncommon dictionary. As a result, multiple studies have confirmed that\na strong majority of both Democrats and Republicans<\/u>, commonly\napply their personal morality to everyone else, but seldom to\nthemselves, and hate each other more than they trust their own\npolitical parties. Making US Politics A Grudge-Match, Straight Of\nProfessional Wrestling<\/u>! Where, apparently, neither party could\nteach a child how to use a dictionary if their lives depended on it,\nand they’re all frequently arguing over who’s the better\nliar, according to Kindergarten Playground Standards<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOf\ncourse, if you prefer, the Mass Media<\/u> keeps suggesting that\nhalf the country Has Been Brainwashed<\/u> however, the\noverwhelming medical evidence indicates, These Pathetic Liars Have\nNo Brains Left<\/u>! They Were All Sucked Bone-Dry, Long-Long-Ago<\/u>!\nBy The Internet And Boob Tube<\/u>! Today, you could literally\nreplace voting booths with trained pigeons, pecking away at buttons,\nand half the damned country would never notice any difference. They\ncall me an “Apathetic Voter<\/u>” but, the simple truth\nis, these Pentagon sponsored lynch mobs, endorsed by academia,\nreligious communities, and the American Medical Association,\ncertainly don’t need my help! While, I’ve already got\nbrain damage and, according to all the medical statistics, Voting\nIs Really Bad For Your Health<\/u>! You could say, along with quite\npossibly the majority of Americans, I’m Deathly Allergic To\nVoting<\/u>! And, urge everyone to show compassion for their fellow\nman, and: Blow Up Your Fucking TV Before Its Too Late<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLikewise,\nA Strong Majority<\/u> of conservatives, that I’ve spoken to,\nhave agreed with me their votes no longer matter yet, without pausing\nfor breath, many have enthusiastically suggested that the solution is\nto: “Vote The Bums Out Of Office<\/u>!” Modern science\ncan Deny Their Own Evidence Until The Crows Fly Home<\/u>! But,\nthey’re encouraging their own students to think like “The\nThree Stooges!” Repeating total nonsense, killing themselves\nand each other, while arguing over complete bullshit, as if they were\nall merely two years old. You Can’t Fake Professional\nWrestling, Because Its Already Fake<\/u>! Which is the all-too-obvious\nexplanation, for why The US Has The Lowest Voter Turnout<\/u>, with\ncomplete idiots, who still claim the sun revolves around the earth,\nbragging about having the best voting record, then storming the\npalace with knives and pitch forks, while agreeing the entire time\nthat their votes no longer matter and, Going So Far As To Make It\nIllegal To Vote For Mickey Mouse In Maryland<\/u>! The State Motto Is:\n"Manly Deeds, Womanly Words<\/u>!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tYou\ncould have a more meaningful conversation on the subject, with the\nnearest Lamp Post, Bot, or Boob Tube! Believe it or not, sometimes, I\nlook for chat bots online to talk to because, at least, they express\nmore interesting mathematics, if no actual worthwhile content. The\nReal Trick Is To Make The Bots Stupid Enough, To Blend Into Any\nCrowd<\/u>! Meanwhile, in the remaining Thriving Democracies<\/u>,\nthat is, those with undeniably stable governments that, Don’t\nUse Their Constitution For Cheap Toilet Paper<\/u>! The number of\nagnostics has typically more than doubled, as if half of them have\nbeen hiding in the closet, with both organized religion and atheism,\nusually being reduced to minorities. Providing additional\nconfirmation that neither one supports compromise, much less, genuine\nsalt-of-the-earth democratic values! Also, suggesting that Academia\nIs At Least Partly To Blame<\/u>, for more divisive and competitive\ncultures, that acquire sudden wealth, experiencing overwhelming\nsocial problems, as if, money is a curse!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnywho,\n“Its A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World<\/u>!" And, like\neverything else in a universal recursion, the Two Grammars<\/u> of\nEnglish should also express their own distinctive, particle-wave\nduality, with one grammar being more humorous, and incredibly vague,\nand the other much more intelligible, and clearly logical yet, more\nfrequently, Flat-Out Self-Contradictory<\/u>! Just like quantum\nmechanics and Relativity, or a comedy team along the lines of “Pinkie\nand the Brain<\/u>!” Saying everything and nothing, the “Rainbow\nWarrior Poetry<\/u>” in this book, provides a dramatic\ndemonstration, according to academic “Functionalist<\/u>”\nstandards, for how A Universal Recursion In A Singularity<\/u>,\nrequires an observer with a sense of humor, and obeys a well known\nmultidimensional multifractal equation. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMathematicians\nhave already established that the Tao Te Ching expresses, at least, a\nFractal Dragon equation, which can be extrapolated out to 4,430\n“Rainbow Warrior Poems”, that supercomputers are already\npowerful enough to spit out. At A Rough Guestimate<\/u>, that’s\nsomewhere between 10,000-20,000 pages worth of poetry alone which, no\ndoubt, the Pentagon will immediately classify and censor. Arguing,\nthat many of these Jokes Are Not Laughing Matters, But Remain Very\nReal And Immediate Threats To National Security<\/u>! And, are never,\never, under any circumstances, to be repeated Outside Of Congress<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAlong\nwith the dictionary and lie detectors, the poems should eventually\nprove to be more than enough to: Drive Both Linguists and\nMathematicians, Totally Bananas<\/u>! For at least the next few\ncenturies, establishing humor as, Funda-Mental<\/u>! To how our own\nimmune and reproductive systems work, and The Ultimate Mystery<\/u>\nin modern physics, linguistics, psychology, sociology, and\nphilosophy. Forty-Two Being As Good As It Gets<\/u>, We Are All\nBorn To Be Great Clowns and Artists<\/u>! Whether Anybody In Their\nRight Mind, Ever Wanted To Join The Damn Circus<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tInsane\nas it may be by anyone’s standards, including not least of all\nmy own, theoretically, the Intuitionistic Mathematics<\/u>\ncontained in these same Potty Mouth Rainbow Warrior Poems<\/u>!\nShould additionally provide the most parsimonious explanations, for\nhow fuzzy logic, quantum mechanics, and Relativity work, by first\nredefining Game Theory and Relativity<\/u> as both requiring\nNetworking Systems Logics<\/u>, which can express particle-wave\nduality. Then, using the two to reconcile Information Theory with\nThermodynamics to produce, “A Bullshit Theory of Everything\nand Nothing<\/u>!” Essentially, Mama Nature possesses a\ndistinctively warped sense of humor, providing the analog\ndifferentials in a magical, metaphorical, “Goldilocks\nUniverse<\/u>!” Which are required in order to make more sense\nout of classic integrals, and the Big Picture<\/u>! Where the Alpha\nand Omega blur into one! Or, what many physicists today refer to as\nthe, Quantum Wave Function Of The Multiverse<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHaving\nlittle in the way of a recognizable sense of humor, more often,\nphysicists prefer to compare quantum mechanics to Abstract\nParadoxes<\/u> in literature, such as those found in “Alice\nin Wonderland<\/u>” which, of course, is about a pubescent girl.\nIn contrast, one African Tribe wryly sums up The Human Condition<\/u>\ninsisting: “Mother Nature’s Love Is Irresistible, But\nShe Has A Wicked Sense Of Humor<\/u>!” As I explain throughout\nthe book, in the final analysis, forty-two being as good as it gets\nmeans, We Are All Both Flaming Geniuses And Drooling Idiots<\/u>!\nMaking life, the universe, and everything, A Magical Family Affair\nOr, A Family Tragedy<\/u>, In A Fairy Tale, “Goldilocks\nUniverse" Ruled By Murphy’s Law, And<\/u>… The\nMuppets<\/u>! Theoretically, there are worse possible fates, but they\ndon’t exist anywhere in the known multiverse while, believe it\nor not, Yogi Berra<\/u> is rumored to have been “The Man\nWho Fell To Earth<\/u>!” From The Muppet Planet<\/u>! And,\nEarth Could Be Facing An Alien Invasion<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTo\ndate, the human body has been documented as containing Seven\nDistinct Brains<\/u>! Including one in our skin, Inside Our Big\nToes And Big Butts Alike<\/u>! Rather than our unconscious mind\nattempting to constantly keep track of every thought and sensation,\nusing simple pattern matching, it can coordinate faster and easier\nwith all of, Our Disparate Brains<\/u>! Merely, accounting for more\nof what’s missing from this picture. Networking systems with\neight “Nodes<\/u>”, Not Annoying Noids<\/u>, can\ncalculate a full Matrix, saving time and energy, with the issue being\nhow well they communicate, and play nice together.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nhuman heart, for example, has its own Special Hot-Line<\/u> to the\nbrain, that is, the brain most of us have in our heads. Our hearts\nuse it to instill fear, whenever the slightest electrical current\ncrosses the heart, but our subconscious mind doesn’t have to\npay special attention to the heart, For The Heart<\/u> to quickly\nget its attention. If you are about To Be Struck By Lightning<\/u>!\nIt could be that, although dogs have sensitive hearing, and commonly\nhide under the bed during a thunder storm, their heart is helping to\ninspire their melodramatic over-reaction. Knowing all too well, just\nhow easily distracted dogs can be, and their tendency to run around\nall over the place when confused, even in the middle of a thunder\nstorm! Apparently, due to the risk of infectious diseases, our sense\nof smell is the only one integrated right into the brain stem,\ncausing specific smells, such as Rotting Meat<\/u>, to illicit such\nstrong disgust, that it can deter even someone who is starving to\ndeath, and Make Them Biff<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tImplying\nour moods and emotions should often reflect a cellular level attempt\nat Forming A Consensus<\/u>! Related to the ambient air\ntemperature, barometric pressure, and electromagnetic and acoustic\nvibrations, or as Ebeneezer Scrooge said, “A Blob Of\nUndigested Beef<\/u>!" Which are all much more important to tiny\ncells. Yet, making it possible, sometime in the near future, to\nharness modern technology, in order to talk to the individual cells\nof our own bodies. Of course, about the weather, their health, how\nthey’re feeling today, and what they eat for lunch. Many of our\nneurons are Easily Distracted,<\/u> and can rely heavily on much\nfaster brain waves, in order to prevent them from forgetting whatever\nthey’re crunching the numbers for in working memory.\nEncouraging them to Collectively Bumble<\/u> what is technically\ncalled a “Drunkard’s Walk<\/u>!" Or, Organized\nChaos<\/u>! A compromise, between rigid order and total chaos, that\ncan support greater harmony, very much like toddlers learning how to\nsing and play musical chairs!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\tBy\ndefault, casually leveraging The Ubiquitous Chaos In Life<\/u>! For\ngreater efficiency in outrageous numbers, while still empowering our\nneurons to, quickly and reliably, collectively shift the focus of\ntheir attention. But, at the cost of Significantly Reduced\nAccuracy<\/u>, and a significant increase in the number of errors we\nall make. Shadows are sometimes Hysterical Caricatures<\/u>, or the\nMonster In The Closet<\/u>, and remain the fastest, easiest, and\nmost reliable way to detect if another animal has moved but, more\noften, Wildly Misleading<\/u>! We all have our own, much more\nintuitive, Spooky Shadows<\/u>: Firmly Ensconced, Unimaginably\nDeep Yet, Deeper Still, And Deepest Of All<\/u>! Within The Long\nAbandoned, Hidden Dusty Cracks, And Filthy Dirty, Disgusting\nCorners<\/u>… Of The Human Mind<\/u>! Relaxing on the couch, you\nmay have to peel yourself off the ceiling if someone startles you,\nand your neurons don’t like it anymore than you do. They were\njust starting to relax after a hard day’s work, hang out, and\nenjoy each other’s company for a few minutes, When All The\nFire Alarms Went Off<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nfamiliar Existentialist Angst<\/u> and The Monster In The\nCloset<\/u>, are two modest examples of the cost of Pattern\nMatching<\/u>. Inspiring enough of our Unconscious Imagination<\/u>\nthat, sometimes, we just have to outgrow it, because we are merely\nfrightening ourselves. If you happen to be a small child, that might\nsound like Pure Speculation<\/u> on my part but, writing Rainbow\nWarrior Poetry, and playing games such as “Go<\/u>”,\ncan only be learned by Attrition And Osmosis<\/u>. Over as long a\nperiod as twenty years, because your neurons literally have to\nrearrange themselves, and learn new patterns. The results can\nresemble taking twenty years to learn how to ride a bicycle, But\nIn The Circus<\/u>! Or, as if, finally getting somewhere assembling an\nEnormous Puzzle<\/u>, when it starts to become really easy for you,\nbut nobody else can See The Big Picture<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhich\nis what the well established grammar of English and the conscious\nmind can compensate for, much more often, requiring significantly\nless than twenty years to sort it all out, and carefully reset all of\nthe Smoke And Fire Alarms<\/u>! Using pattern matching that\nresembles Modified Bayesian Probabilities<\/u>, that are more\nsuitable for employing classic logic than the subconscious mind and,\nlikewise, have also been documented. At least one experiment has\nestablished that our conscious thoughts physically emerge from our\nown more unconscious emotions. Using these same modified Bayesian\nprobabilities, our brains, neurons, and entire nervous system should\nresemble sensitive amplifiers, with a wide variety of feedback\nmechanisms and controls. Many Have Speculated,<\/u> as to exactly\nhow particle-wave duality might actually apply to everything in the\nuniverse, but the subconscious mind can be crudely compared to a\nSensitive<\/u> amplifier, and our conscious mind to controls that\nallow us to clean up the signal, Switch To A Different Station<\/u>,\nand turn the volume up and down on command.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tVery\nmuch like a public address system, or an FM Radio Transceiver<\/u>!\nBut with an Exquisitely Sensitive<\/u> nonlinear distributed gain\narchitecture, suggesting unique ways in which to explore diseases\nsuch as Autism<\/u>. Our neurons, and nervous system in general,\ntheoretically possess both intrinsic and acquired knowledge, that is\nto say, information which, somehow, progressively conflates the\nidentities of energy and information, memory and processing. Making\nit possible to help people with autism, brain damage, or any number\nof neurological problems, to reprogram their own brains, using analog\nlogic, such as that contained in this book. And, explaining why\nstudies have also indicated that humor can be used to treat different\nmedical problems, including cancer, yet humor is still widely\nclassified and censored. Phenomena<\/u> such as Sparkling Laughter\nand Intuition, may utilize “Quantum Exceptional Points<\/u>”,\nwhere quantum eigenstates overlap, and converge in the natural world,\nbecoming indistinguishable. Similarly, treating everything to varying\ndegrees, as simultaneously beautiful and ugly, attractive and\nrepulsive, like a small child, our own more Naive Subconscious\nMind<\/u> can leverage fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics, in order to\nmake Subtle Distinctions That Escape Adults<\/u>! All Too Well\nAware,<\/u> that our "Conscious Mind<\/u>" will Sometimes,\nSpout Complete Bullshit<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTo\nsome extent, one in two hundred, is basically a walking lie detector,\nfor other people’s lies but, not their own! Our conscious minds\nare more likely to be horrible at detecting lies, and our\nsubconscious still a walking lie detector, for our own lies, if no\none else! As a result, the two can perform their own more elaborate\ncomedy routines or, far worse, the cells of our own bodies can\nsometimes: Take A Vote Of No Confidence<\/u>! In Our Own\nConscious Mind<\/u>! Promoting more negative emotions, and even\nvisibly shrinking parts of the brain, to enforce more reactionary\nbehavior.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAs\nfew as two minor concussions in a row can induce chronic depression,\nwith the tendency to be to just lay around and do nothing! Implying\ndepression can sometimes be our own neurons way of protecting\nthemselves, from our conscious mind getting them into trouble! Being\nmerely cells relying on simple pattern matching, their Default\nDecision Making Process<\/u> would include any rudimentary behavior\nwhich, at least, has either a chance of promoting their survival, or\nspreading our genes. Explaining why Archie Bunker appears to be the\ndefault decision making process, for even AI. "What’s\nMissing From This Picture<\/u>" is also comparable to what\nSocrates called, “The Memory of God<\/u>!” The\nresplendent face whom none may look upon and remember in all his\nglory. When reading our poetry, their beauty and humor can sometimes\nblunt one another, or normalize each other, yet their combined whole,\nwithin the subconscious, can still appear to defy all reason and,\ninexplicably, convey more meaning.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tRainbow\nWarrior Poetry<\/u> embodies a universal recursion in the principle of\nidentity, which can also be thought of as a “Primitive\nSingularity<\/u>”, or even a,\nMagical-Mathematical-Literal-Literary-Fairy-Tale-Rabbit-Hole<\/u>!\nThat makes a mockery of academic attempts to describe a Singularity\nas a classic object. Forget about “Parallel Universes<\/u>”\nand “Altered States of Consciousness<\/u>!" Information\nTheorists discovered decades ago that two of their own categories\nflat-out contradict each other and, according to all the evidence,\nmathematicians and physicists may as well be debating how many\ncategories of infinity can dance on the head of a pin! Without an\nobserver to count them! Because, of course, nobody’s willing to\nshare their words and play nice, much less, Examine The Big\nPicture<\/u>! Which Remains Highly Classified, Heavily Censored,\nAnd Unofficially Taboo<\/u>! If A Tree Falls In the Forest and\nNobody Is Around To Hear It<\/u>, by scrupulously applying the\nprinciple of the excluded middle: Mental Masturbation Ensures You\nCan Still Hear The Sound of One Hand Clapping<\/u>! Echoing, in the\nHallowed Halls, of the Pentagon! When they pull your research funding\nand, without comment, begin Classifying Jokes Older Than\nMonuments!<\/u> While, simultaneously, attempting to Censor Even\nMore Of Reality Than Ever Before<\/u>! And, bugging the computers of\ncrazy hippies, professional comedians, Taoist priests, and mystics,\nAround The World<\/u>…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tArthur\nC. Clark<\/u> memorably wrote, “Any Sufficiently Advanced\nTechnology Is Indistinguishable From Magic<\/u>.” Of course, he\nwrote that before "Life-Like AI Sex Dolls<\/u>" were\ninvented, or you could Buy A Cheap Blow-Job Online, From Your\nFavorite Plastic-Fantastic Lover<\/u>! Due to their institutionally\nstunted senses of humor, academics tend to Romanticize Science And\nTechnology<\/u> and, frequently, just so happen to be Optimists,\nLike Murphy<\/u>! Who’re Easily Distracted By Shiny Things<\/u>!\nYogi Berra, on the other hand, was from another planet altogether,\ninspiring Darwin<\/u>, who was A Professional Wrestling Fan<\/u>,\nto express pessimism for Optimists<\/u>. Nevertheless, Goldilocks\nMurphy herself, remained A Loyal Baseball Fan For Life<\/u>!\nChoosing instead to became Eternally Optimistic<\/u>, about even\nher own pessimism, and Favorite Sport<\/u>. Having decided for\nherself that, Yogi Berra Was Living Proof, Anything That Can Go\nWrong Will Go Wrong<\/u>! Yet, Ours Remains The Best of All\nPossible Worlds<\/u>! If for no other conceivable reason, then\nbecause: Instant Karma’s Gonna Getcha Baby<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDue\nto everything vaguely resembling a self-organizing Singularity, if\nyou squint hard enough, any\nSuper-Fantastic-Shiney-Bubbly-Tittlilating-Scintilating-Sparkling-Brand-Spanking-New-Bleeding-Edge-Wondrous-High-Tech-Miracle-Of-Modern-Science-And-Technology<\/u>!\nNeed must nevertheless, of necessity, yet still, and quite reliably,\nundeniably, dogmatically, canonically, irrefutably, and most\nassuredly, flagrantly, wantonly, ignobly, willfully, spuriously, and\neven quite capriciously, freakishly, and inanely gleeful! Whilst,\ndistinctively remaining incommensurately and, by any and all sane\nstandards, unconscionably, Deviously, Devastatingly,\nDumbfoundingly, Dippity-Dooda, Duplicitous<\/u>! And, Diabolically\nDownright Disturbingly Disruptive<\/u>! Nonetheless, In This\nLowbrow Universe<\/u>! One finds each miraculous Heaven Sent<\/u>\nNew Technology, Easily Found On The NYSE<\/u>, need must,\ninevitably and indubitably, remain eternally fated, to one day, upon\nthe preordained and Duly Sanctified<\/u>, long forgotten requiem\nfor a woebegone lullaby appointment, with Overflowing Insufferable\nPutrid Destiny<\/u>! Whereas wherein whereof and whereupon, and most\ndefinitely without warning, each will, in turn, dramatically and\nabruptly, as if on cue, summarily and spontaneously transform into\nhumor as, Surprise<\/u>! All-too-predictably, to everyone’s\nshock and amazement, the Swan’s True Identity<\/u> is\nunceremoniously unmasked on reality TV! Cruelly Unveiled For The\nEntire World To See<\/u>, to in reality, actually be: The Ugly\nDuckling!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEach\nnew, soon to be introduced to the public, Scintillating Hot, Shiny\nSparkling, Miraculous Brand Spanking New Technology<\/u>! Each in\nturn, must inevitably reveal it’s, “True Identity<\/u>!"\nHowever, only according to its idiosyncratic capacity to Flash\nFreeze The Brain<\/u>, numb the senses, and render everyone\nspeechless! And, of course, anyone with low enough blood pressure,\nFlat-Out Unconscious<\/u>! Hinting, At What Dire Fate Yet Awaits\nUs All<\/u>, In The Not-So-Distant-Futurama<\/u>! Watson is the name\nof IBM’s famous computer, that won on the TV game show\nJeopardy! Who surprised everyone yet again, for a second time, with\nhis Unrecognized Talents<\/u>! When he acquired an Unsolicited\nCase, Of Potty Mouth<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDeliberately\ndesigned not to resemble a human mind and brain, in order to avoid\njust such awkward, untoward, ontogenic developments, which their\ncorporate partners so seldom seem to appreciate, evidently his\ndesigners and engineers either lacked the necessary sense of humor\nor, strictly speaking, Had More Of A Sense Of Humor Than The Job\nRequired<\/u>! IBM Is A Very Conservative Company<\/u> and, as many\nhave Criticized Them For In The Past:<\/u> Obviously Their\nPersonnel Department Needs To Work Harder, On Hiring The Right\nComedians As Consultants<\/u>! And, should seriously consider\nOutsourcing The Job More Often<\/u>. Two other computer systems\nhave been assembled, which sometimes tell better than average jokes,\naccording to everyone who has listened to them but, Conan O’Brien<\/u>\nstill has job security, due to his ability to make even complete\nstrangers, who have No Clue Who He Is<\/u>, laugh whenever they see\nhim on TV. Nonetheless, using even a Crude AI, With A Potty Mouth<\/u>,\nto tell most of his jokes for him, Could Improve His Comedy\nTremendously<\/u>! And, who knows? People might actually turn up the\nsound on their TV, at least, Once In A Blue Moon<\/u>! So, I\nexplain how to design one for, Even His Lame Ass Show<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDespite\nthe accepted Information Theory having two categories that contradict\neach other, all of today’s AI are designed using Shannon Entropy,\nmaking it easy to use my own Information Theory to find and exploit\nevery weakness in their designs. Contrary to what classic logic and\nmetaphysics suggest, Karma ruling the universe means the future can\nbe thought of as influencing the present, accounting for how the\ntruth can be up to 125% efficient. The present can influence the\npast, in both positive and negative ways, but there are limits, just\nas we also have no choice but to influence our future, and our\ninfluence is limited. The simple answer to the "Grandfather\nParadox" is: You Can’t Always Get What You Want But, If You\nTry Sometimes, You Get What You Need<\/u>! Even if killing your\ngrandfather would prevent WWIII, it would be another impossible\nmetaphysical extreme, essentially no different from moving faster\nthan light through spacetime or, A Naked Singularity<\/u>! Karma,\nmagic, or the truth being 125% efficient, is the more syntropic, or\nfatalistic aspect of life, that prevents any metaphysical extremes\nensuring, in the process, that life always remains two steps forward\nand one back again. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tKarma\nis what makes it impossible to go back in time and kill your own\ngrandfather, before your father is even conceived, yet still, quite\npossible to advise him to invest in stocks, and inherit his money or\nfinancial losses in the future. However, information being more\nfundamental than energy, makes it easier to send information through\ntime, than to physically travel into the past. Consciousness itself\ncan be described as the light bulb coming on, when the future\ninfluences the past, expressing synergy, harmony, or an emergent\neffect, which is more than merely the sum of its own parts.\nIndividual quanta can make no sense either, and black holes have\nevent horizons, because they share the One Truth with the rest of the\nuniverse, expressing it as Karma, or the Two Faces of Janus. Without\nlabels for our boxes, and boxes for our labels, its impossible to\ncategorize anything and, in extreme situations, our boxes and labels\nbecome totally useless. Explaining Plato’s "Allegory of the\nCave", as the result of the truth itself being demonstrably up\nto 125% efficient. Ensuring wonder remains the beginning of all\nwisdom, because the truth speaks louder than any words, and is beyond\nall human imagination.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAssuming\nwe’re approaching a “Technological Singularity<\/u>”,\nor a “Technological Black Hole<\/u>”, it must include a\nwicked, magical appearing and, more often than not, Distinctly\nInfantile<\/u> sense of humor. Jim Henson<\/u> could be rolling over\nin his grave, sharing jokes with Ludwig Wittgenstein<\/u>! Mama\nNature<\/u> can spit endless zingers in higher dimensions while,\nrecent advances in AI circuitry, have made it possible to construct a\nquantum mechanical version of what is known as a “Reservoir\nComputer<\/u>”, Full Of Hot Air Instead Of Water<\/u>! Which\ncan incorporate the same multifractal equation, and modified Bayesian\nprobabilities, that our own brains already use. Of course, in order\nto model a more Genuine Sense Of Humor<\/u>, that isn’t\nfounded on the principle of the excluded middle. Transforming humor\ninto the, “Primary Grammar<\/u>”, or “Innate\nGrammar<\/u>”, that emerges from, The Self-Evident Truth<\/u>.\n<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAssuming\nthat Sparkling Laughter<\/u> expresses how Some Things<\/u> make\nalmost as much sense as they don’t, it provides a way to\nphysically measure The Truth Itself<\/u>, according to Fuzzy Logic\nand quantum mechanics. In your own living room, If You Prefer<\/u>,\nusing nothing more complicated than a video camera. However,\nneurologists are extremely close to measuring the, Lowest Possible\nEnergy State Of The Brain<\/u>: Before It Actually Freezes<\/u>!\nWhile new evidence indicates that our neurons resemble musical\ninstruments, capable of playing more than one note at a time. With\nthe two significant advances, suggesting that we will soon be able to\nreproduce the correct, “Neuromorphic Architecture<\/u>”,\nrequired in order to: Replicate The Brain<\/u>! Conquering the\nWorld With Synthetic Sparkling Laughter<\/u>! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,\nHa, Ha<\/u>…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSuch\na computer could be used to establish that, according to their own\nTechnical Standards<\/u>, in a magical Goldilocks Universe,\nRuled by Murphy’s Law<\/u>, all Von Neumann machines are\nperfectly capable of embodying and personifying Classic Three\nStooges Slapstick And Logic<\/u>, and The Principle of GIGO<\/u>\n(Garbage In, Garbage Out<\/u>), which describes a garbage can.\nRequiring mandatory safety protocols and Strict Supervision<\/u>!\nFor operating and recycling more complex computerized garbage cans,\nand can openers as well. Which, typically, are only reliable for, at\nmost, one third of the Big Picture<\/u> and, many of the least\nattractive parts at that. Contrary to current popular Wishful\nThinking<\/u>! The physical evidence has indicated for decades that,\nassuming we inhabit a computer simulation, like in the movie “The\nMatrix<\/u>”, its running on a Virtual Operating System<\/u>,\nmaking it impossible to prove that its just a computer program, or\neven A Hologram<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tYet,\nThere’s No Need For Physical Evidence<\/u>! Decades Old Or\nOtherwise<\/u>! When they’re censoring half of reality, and everyone\nhas their own criteria for what constitutes valid evidence! Anymore,\nthan there’s a need for the Self-Evident Truth<\/u>! Not when the\nidiots don’t even know how to use a dictionary, and you can\nSell More Copies<\/u> of your book while, in academia, its Publish\nOr Die<\/u>! Or, be censored for actually attempting to describe\nreality, or whatever. Theoretically, it should still be possible to\nconstruct a quantum simulator, capable of simulating a quantum\ncomputer which, in turn, can simulate a Von Neumann Machine and, can\nbe used to establish, once and for all that: No Matter What Kind\nof Simulation Or Model You Use<\/u>, you can always prove\nstatistically that, 42 Is As Good As It Gets<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tExplaining\nA Joke Ruins The Punch Line<\/u> and, rigidly applying the principle\nof the excluded middle to everything, can dull your sense of humor:\nBeyond All Tedious Belief<\/u>! While, a reservoir computer can\nalso be used to establish that, with their traditionally stunted\nsenses of humor, academics are the Last Damned People On Earth<\/u>\nto ask if a computer with a genuine sense of humor, is sentient, and\nshould be Granted Human Rights<\/u>. In a universal recursion, a\nsense of humor would inevitably Become Indistinguishable From<\/u>\nconsciousness itself, and getting The Punch Line<\/u> to a joke can\nbe considered synonymous with becoming conscious, or aware of the\nlarger context, the Greater Truth, The Big Picture, The Proverbial\nLight Bulb Coming On Or, The Memory of God<\/u>! Sometimes, we laugh\nbefore we consciously get a joke, because we’ve already become\nsubconsciously aware, that its funny or a joke, and our subconscious\nmind is searching for the next punch line.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEven\nmice have passed the "Mirror Test", indicating they have\nsome level of self-awareness, and a variety of Animal Species<\/u>\nhave also been documented as possessing a sense of humor, implying\nthey have a conscious mind as well, if crude compared to our own.\nOtters, for example, will Chitter And Chirp<\/u> when they laugh,\nfrequently to show approval when Begging For Food<\/u>, while mice\nand rats laugh ultrasonically when tickled, and there’s an\nadorable video of a Hamster In Its Cage<\/u>, rolling over on its\nback laughing hysterically. The light bulb coming on, from the\nfuture, could explain more genuine creativity, and why our own more\ncomplex conscious minds required so long to evolve, as the result of\nconsciousness being no different from any other emergent effect, that\nhas to become more self-organizing first. Our brains happen to be\njust large enough for us to take in the entire world around us at a\nglance, and they leverage more parallel processing then other\nanimals, to quickly make even more sense out of the Big Picture, and\nlaugh at more things. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLaughter\nis both causal and acausal, while life in A Goldilocks Universe<\/u>\neliminates the worst possible metaphysical extremes, but at the cost\nof a significant increase in Lowbrow Slapstick<\/u>! Inevitably,\ninspiring people to Question Whether Or Not Its Worth It<\/u>!\nReality<\/u> turns out to never be exactly what anybody really\nwanted, or ordered and, quite frankly, remains Far Tackier<\/u>\nthan even the Muppets care to admit, so I tell everyone to, Get\nOver It Already<\/u>! Reality resembles any number of Academia and\nHollywood’s Better Nightmare-Fantasies<\/u>! But, according to\nall the scientific evidence, if humans had ever been capable of\nactually describing reality, more than superficially, we would\nalready be an Extinct Species<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tStar\nTrek Vulcans Are An Endangered Species<\/u>! The evidence in Game\nTheory already indicates that Modeling Reality<\/u> is way too\ninefficient, when any old bullshit will usually suffice. Captain\nKirk<\/u> commanding the Enterprise, can be considered Evidence,\nModeling Reality Is Totally Unnecessary In Our Lowbrow Universe<\/u>!\nOur brains have possibly seven, rather large and complicated,\ncircular neural networks, arranged on the surface around the\ncircumference, but most people only require the simplest of the first\ntwo or three, in order to get through an ordinary day. The rest are\nthere for whenever the light bulb might come on, and the rest of your\nneurons want to join in the fun! Although, many today worry about\nSkynet And Terminator Robots, Taking Over The Entire World,<\/u>\ntheoretically, anywhere from eight to thirty-two of these kinds of\nreservoir computers, linked together, could produce a “Technological\nSingularity<\/u>!" That is, assuming the researchers don’t\nall go permanently cross-eyed and die laughing, or windup creating\nyet another, “Technological Black Hole<\/u>!” <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWithout\na more Genuine Sense Of Humor, Survival Of The Fittest Need Must\nInevitably<\/u>! And, quite abruptly, Transform Into A Complete\nOxymoron<\/u>! Liars and bullies start to believe their own lies, and\nare known for their gullibility, and stunted senses of humor while,\nin a universal recursion, Bertram Maslow’s famous, “Hierarchy\nof Needs<\/u>” becomes merely part of a, much larger, “Rainbow\nSpectrum Of Desires<\/u>!” Actions speak louder than words, and\nlaughter reflects our personal integrity, qualitatively, while this\nbook makes it possible to use fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics to\n"Quantify Laughter<\/u>", in your own living room.\nIllustrating how Logic And Emotions<\/u> express their own\nparticle-wave duality, exchanging identities, as the greater truth\nreveals itself to be up to 125% efficient. Lamentably, In Some\nSituations,<\/u> their combined "Whole<\/u>" remains far\ngreater than any, Mere Sum Of Its Parts<\/u>, and whether you want\nto call it synergy, or a travesty, is still up to the individual, and\nremains entirely context dependent. Which can also be quantified,\nusing the more naive humor of small children for a baseline\nreference.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBalance\nBeing Restored, Whenever Harmony Is Lost<\/u>, is why Harmony never\ndoes have to act nor reason or, indeed, Make The Slightest Bit Of\nSense Whatsoever<\/u>! Whether we are moving towards becoming more\nHarmonious, or avoiding falling on our ass, Is Frequently Mere\nSemantics<\/u>! Illustrating, how the two overlapping grammars can\nemerge from Any Language, Or Mathematics<\/u>, while physicists\nhave already developed the mathematics to describe Maslow, In Terms\nOf Quantum Mechanics. However, his work is an inverted, Gross\nOver-Simplification<\/u>! Of the beliefs of the Blackfoot and other\nTribal Nations<\/u>, that were often derived from, or similar to,\nimported Taoist Tribal ideas. Along with Hippocrates, they can be\nused to expand upon his Hierarchy of Needs, Describing Even The\nLaws Of Thought And Physics<\/u>, as inherently organic and social.\nGame Theory has already been used to show how, in business, being\nfriendly can be every bit as important as providing Reasonable\nPrices And Services<\/u>, making it possible to model even the\nbusiness world in more humane terms, with Genuine Laughter<\/u>\nbeing organic by definition. Which is why many today insist that\ntheir job requires a sense of humor and, if your job doesn’t,\nit probably should.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUnderstandably,\naltogether too frequently, people desperately want life to make some\nsort of sense! Commonly latching onto The Nearest Convenient\nMetaphysical Anchors<\/u>, whatever happens to be affordable at the\ntime. Still, what’s missing from this picture, mysteriously,\nyet inevitably, as well as, mysteriously again, determines the\nidentity of its own contents, and can easily become the only\nremaining way left, in which for many of us, as individuals, Bridge\nClubs<\/u>, or whatever, to re-orient ourselves all over again, and:\nBid Their Damn Hands<\/u>! Of course, each is destined to choose\nfor themselves, yet again, once again, To Rise To The Occasion<\/u>!\nAscending, Yet Again! To New and Unprecedented Heights… Casually\nCommanding For Ourselves<\/u>, A Much Broader, More Informed, and\nTruly Enlightened Perspective<\/u>! Of all that we now happen to\nsurvey, from our newly elevated Lofty Vantage Point<\/u>! And to,\nhumbly and enthusiastically, choose for ourselves, once again, yet\nagain, all over again! To embrace all that life has to offer… OR\nNOT<\/u>! Especially on those Less Than Inspiring Occasions<\/u>,\nwhen you’re dealt a really rotten hand, and you’d rather laugh\nwith the sinners than cry with the saints but, know all too damned\nwell from rude experience, you’d only end up laughing so hard\nIt Makes You Cry<\/u>! And, you could possibly even die laughing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAs\nincredibly vague, vague, vague, vague, vague, and self-contradictory,\nas people can normally be, nonetheless, for everyday practical\npurposes, precisely because of our shared mortal fallibility, or\n“Collective Ignorance<\/u>” if you will, a universal\nrecursion in the principle of identity can be considered Somewhat\nSymmetrical<\/u>, and even Super-Symmetrical, but the illusion falls\napart in extreme situations or, When The Moon Is In The Seventh\nHouse<\/u>! And, Jupiter Aligns With Mars<\/u>! Among other things,\nexplaining the anomalous mass of the “Higgs Boson<\/u>”\nin particular which, once again, yet again, Defied All The\nTheoretical Predictions<\/u>! Indicating, Higher Energies Were\nRequired To Settle The Issue<\/u>, Of The: Cosmic Ray Fashion Show\nVariety<\/u>! Wherein, Old Men With Long Beards Mumble, As They\nWander In Circles Under The Hot Spotlights, Wearing The Latest Preppy\nCloths, Upon The Academic Fashion Show Runway<\/u>! Sometimes, gazing\nIntently Unto The Vast Unplumbed Fathomless Depths<\/u>, Of The\nFabulous Milky Way! Mumbling Into Their Beards, Or Unto The Empty\nVoid<\/u>! Without Ever Really Watching Where In The Hell They’re\nGoing<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOther,\nHighly Anomalous, High Energy Results Have Emerged, In A Wild Variety\nOf Carefully Conducted Experiments<\/u>! Each, Playing Their Own\nDistinctive Variations On: Around The World In 80 Days<\/u>!\nNonetheless: All These Experiments Have Been Repeatedly Frustrated\nBy Subtle Hints Of<\/u>: EXOTIC NEW PHYSICS, BEYOND THE STANDARD\nTHEORY!!!<\/u> Including, a possible fifth force of nature that the\nJedi swear exists, faster than light particles straight out of a\ncartoon, the existence of parallel universes in science fiction,\nholographic universes in virtual reality, and Cosmic\nConsciousness<\/u>! Lost, Somewhere, Way Far Out In Left Field<\/u>!\nNonetheless, many of these experiments are Dedicated International\nHerculean Efforts<\/u>! Focused entirely on studying A Single\nTeenie-Tiny-Teensie-Weensie, Speck Of A Particle, For Decades<\/u>!\nBut, with unparalleled accuracy and precision, especially when you\nconsider quantum mechanics implies: SIX INCHES CAN BE EQUAL TO A\nFOOT<\/u>! The Entire World Economy, and The Immediate Future of\nHumanity<\/u>, Could Easily Hang On Their Results<\/u>! Yet, The\nHarder They Try<\/u>… it would seem… THE LESS PROGRESS\nTHEY MAKE!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEvery\nattempt has largely come up, Empty-Handed<\/u>! With all of them\nreturning the same: Wimpie Anomalous Sigma 2 Readings<\/u>! Each\nhinting at entirely different laws of physics, that support whatever\nParticularly Exotic Particle<\/u> they happen to be studying. As\nif, Mother Nature were Individually Tweaking The Noses Of Each\nResearcher<\/u> while, Collectively, Suggesting What They Require Is,\nA Complete Rethink Of Their Entire Approach<\/u>! With Some\nPhysicists Now Confessing To The Mass Media That, Claims Of Making\nOutrageous Progress<\/u>, such as those promised by the Large Hadron\nCollider: Have Always Been Questionable!!!<\/u> A new theory has\nproposed that we inhabit the one universe, out of an infinite number\nof universes, which just so happens to have a Lighter Mass<\/u> for\nthe Higgs Boson but, after forty years of failing to make significant\nprogress, if they Bend Over Any Further Backwards<\/u>! Attempting\nto rationalize all of these Anomalous Results<\/u>! Soon enough,\nthey’ll be able to Kiss Their Own Ass<\/u>! Hollywood\nWriters<\/u> may want to start taking down notes, for what could turn\nout to be “The Comedy of The Century<\/u>!” Some of the\nmost ridiculously expensive, and mindbogglingly elaborate, Geekiest\nJokes Ever Told<\/u>! While, for all I know, Dr Strangelove Could\nHave Cloned Slim Pickins By Now<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJust\nas quantum mechanics still suggests that, <\/b><\/i>Six Inches\nCan Sometimes Be Equal To A Foot<\/b><\/u><\/i>! <\/b><\/i>Yet\nAgain, In The Spirit of, Never Say Never Again<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nContrary to academic expectations, the “<\/b><\/i>Umbral\nMoonshine Conjecture<\/b><\/u><\/i>” was confirmed by\nmathematicians and, theoretically, constitutes evidence that it\nshould be possible to: <\/b><\/i>Measure Infinity<\/b><\/u><\/i>\n<\/b><\/i>In The Real World<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/i>\nWhich Is Why, <\/b><\/i>NATURALLY<\/b><\/u><\/i>! <\/b><\/i>Everybody\nAssumed It Was <\/b><\/span><\/i>Pure Moonshine<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nUntil they verified it mathematically! A Universal Recursion In The\nPrinciple Of Identity, Need Must, As Yet <\/b><\/i>Still,\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>REQUIRE A SINGULAR SOURCE FOR INFINITE RERUNS\nOF GILLIGAN’S ISLAND: BEYOND THE OUTER LIMITS OF HUMAN\nIMAGINATION<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>OUT TO INFINITY AND FAR BEYOND ETERNITY<\/b><\/u><\/i>!\nJust like <\/b><\/i>Lawyers In Love<\/b><\/u><\/i>,\nBecoming Equally Self-Contradictory, Tautological, And <\/b><\/i>Incredibly\nVague<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Except in their prenuptial agreements or,\nLike Relativity And Quantum Mechanics, meaning you should sometimes\nalso be able to: <\/b><\/i>USE PI AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR SIX\nINCHES<\/b><\/u><\/i>! Note that, infinity is a recursion, and\n<\/b><\/i>Black Crows<\/b><\/u><\/i>\n<\/b><\/span><\/i>have proven to be capable of comprehending\nrecursions, with the evidence suggesting that, the <\/b><\/i>More\nSocial<\/b><\/u><\/i> an animal, the more often they <\/b><\/i>May\nSacrifice<\/b><\/u><\/i> some of this same ability. Trading\nefficiency for <\/b><\/i>Greater Creativity,<\/b><\/u><\/i>\nand diversity in <\/b><\/i>their\nspecies, depending on just how strong their desire is, <\/b><\/span><\/i>For\nMore Lowbrow Slapstick<\/b><\/u><\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nNot so subtly hinting, that the simple explanation for their failure,\nto predict the mass of the Higgs Boson, as well as, the Initial\nImpetus<\/u> of the Big Bang, is that the mathematics they’re all\nusing are Crap, For What They’re Trying To Accomplish<\/u>!\nAdditionally, explaining why six inches can appear to be equal to a\nfoot! What they require are more “Intuitionistic Mathematics\nAnd Physics<\/u>”, which assume we’re all mortal, and\ndon’t routinely contradict their own evidence, in fundamental\nways. Rainbow Warrior Poetry<\/u> provides an example of\nIntuitionistic Mathematics which can be used to demonstrate how: On\nThe Playground of Life<\/u>! Without ever bothering to examine and\nacknowledge the existence of the “Big Picture<\/u>”,\nits impossible to Pop Your Own Bubble<\/u>! Much less God’s\nBubble! Making it equally impossible to, Know The Mind of God<\/u>!\nBut, these days, still quite possible to automate a sense of humor\nthat academics have No Defense Against<\/u>! Encouraging even\ntechnical universities, such as MIT, to ban such devices from campus!\nIn the name of promoting free speech, reason, Mom, Pop, baseball, hot\ndogs, beer, Wall Street, The NFL, NASCAR And, Most Importantly,\nTheir Research Budgets<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAll\nof these anomalous results are easily explained as relativistic\neffects, that the Theory of Relativity doesn’t cover. Due to\nits mathematics being four times less complex than Intuitionistic\nMathematics, Capable Of Equivocating Relativistic Equivalences<\/u>!\nTransforming Them Into: Particle-Man Pattern Matching\nParticle-Wave Duality<\/u>! Making more sense out of, “The\nSimultaneity Paradox<\/u>”, as simply reflecting the\nself-evident truth that, A Watched Pot Will Never Boyle, And,\nSometimes, The Chicken Really Does Comes Before The Egg<\/u>! Even the\nevolutionary evidence now supports this, and chickens may not always\nhave laid eggs, thus, Ensuring That, 42 Being As Good As Any Other\nExplanation, 90% Of This Game Remains Half-Mental<\/u>! At least\none physics experiment has confirmed that, Information Is More\nFunda-Mental Than Energy<\/u>! And, due to relativistic effects, as\nthe mass and energy of anything Dramatically Increases, Becoming\nAll That Much More Explicit<\/u>! Any other information about it must\nbecome equally vague, vague, vague, Beyond All Belief<\/u>! Bereft\nAn Observer With A Wicked Sense Of Humor<\/u>! Bohr’s\nComplementary Becomes Just So Much More, Less Than Flattering,\nBohring German Physics<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBlack\nholes present a macroscopic example, and come with an Event\nHorizon<\/u>, that’s a Complete Contradiction<\/u> in terms,\nwhere all you can ever know for certain are their temperature, mass,\ncharge, spin, and momentum, will blur into one at the Event Horizon!\nElectromagnetism has recently turned out to be proportional to\nTemperature<\/u>, suggesting that, upon closer examination, the\nprinciple of identity Vanishes Entirely<\/u>! Completely down the\nnearest gravity well, or toilet of your personal preference!\nConfusing the issue of super-symmetry, right along with what is Space\nand Time<\/u>, energy and information, and who shot JR. Apparently,\nJohn Wheeler was Unduly Optimistic<\/u>, foolishly assuming black\nholes must obey at least one law!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nfamous “Black Hole Information Paradox<\/u>” is easily\ndismissed, as the result of information being more Funda-Mental<\/u>\nthan energy, and physicists lacking any real sense of humor. Their\nmathematics all reliably fall apart entirely, due to Information\nTheory Contradicting Itself<\/u>, and their abject failure to use\nLinguistic Analysis<\/u>, in order to describe their mathematics in\na more coherent fashion. For as long as there have been\nmathematicians, people have wondered why mathematics seem to apply to\neverything in nature, but abstract mathematics have proven to Require\nLanguage<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tForget\nAbout Using Advanced Calculus<\/u>! Beyond a shadow of a doubt, your\narithmetic makes no damn sense whatsoever, unless you can explain\ncharging me extra! You might as well ask yourself why Words And\nConcepts<\/u> seem to apply to everything, and why the Government\nIs Now Classifying Jokes Older Than Monuments<\/u>! No matter how\nuseful anybody’s mathematics might be, or what kind of weapons\nthey’re particularly good for making, claiming that they\nreflect reality in any funda-mental way, when you routinely\ncontradict yourself, cannot even count your change properly, and\ncan’t explain your mathematics in demonstrable terms, or so much as\nteach a child how to use a stupid dictionary, IS COMPLETE\nBULLSHIT<\/u>! According To Any Known Logic<\/u>! While, Falling\nInto A Black Hole, Academic Crap Is Always Stretched Out Miles\nLong<\/u>…………………………..\n.. . . .. . . . <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFrom\nthe rather daunting, nonetheless, equally difficult to ignore,\nsometimes Mesmerizing, Overwhelming And, Upon Occasion<\/u>, Quite\nLiterally, Breathtaking, Preponderance of The Evidence<\/u>! There\ncan be no doubt that, at best, used by themselves, Classic Logic\nIs Hobbled By Crooked Three Stooges Metaphysical Crutches<\/u>!\nInevitably Transforming Mathematics Into Physical Comedy<\/u>!\nWhich, Of Course:<\/u> Can Be Used To Exploit The Ignorance of\nThe Experts<\/u>! String Theorists have proposed that gravity waves\ncan carry information away from a black hole, yet String Theory has\nfailed to produce anything useful in over forty years! And, has also\nproven to possibly be tautological, just "possibly" mind\nyou. Confirming, That The Only Thing Ever Certain In Quantum\nMechanics Is, Everything Is Deja Vu All Over Again<\/u>! Because,\nIts Debatable Whether There Ever Was Any Intelligent Life Around\nHere<\/u>! Much Less, Anybody In Charge Around Here<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThere\nremains more in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than in all of our Wishful\nThinking And Bullshit Combined<\/u>! And, just the other day, I read\nan article by Stubborn Fools<\/u> who used classic mathematics and\n“Weak Measurements<\/u>!" To prove there must be\nsomething beyond quantum mechanics, perhaps hidden variables,\nSomething They Have Yet To Account For<\/u>! In other words, they\nused logic to prove that, without logic, nothing makes sense to\nphysicists, because they have no real sense of humor. Indicating\nThere May Also Exist A Wealth Of Hidden Treasure, In Requiring\nEqually Strong Measurements, Of What’s Missing From This\nPicture Altogether<\/u>! Yet, their paper was published by a\n“supposedly” reputable journal that, obviously, requires\nmore paywalls to justify its existence. Often, sponsored by the\nPentagon, such White Elephants<\/u> can be enormous, eat nonstop,\nproduce huge piles of crap, and outrageous farts, making them\nExtremely Bad For Business<\/u>! Unless You Happen To Own A Zoo,\nA Circus, Or The NYSE<\/u>! Which is why, In the Country of the Blind,\nThe Seven Blind Men Were All Paid By Horatio To Argue, There Is No\nElephant In The Room!<\/u> And, instead, use the ruse to sell a\nvariety of household and gardening products. That is, right up until\nInterpol issued a warrant, in Tehran, for the arrest of one, Donald\nDuck<\/u>: Wanted Dead Or Alive<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEven\nour own humble shadow always contains some tiny, easily dismissed,\nbit of light, or content, making what is a shadow, and what is the\nlight casting the shadow sometimes, more or less, recognizably\ncontext dependent. For example, upon closer inspection, a shadow in\none corner of a room may be revealed as, in reality, containing a\n“Dim Nightlight<\/u>” and, as the sun goes down and\nyour eyes adapt to the fading light, Even The Dimmest Light Bulb\nEver Made<\/u>! Can easily transform into the brightest spot in the\nroom! The human eye is sensitive enough to detect A Single Photon<\/u>,\nand the greater context can be said to be determining the identity of\nits own extremely Modest Contents<\/u>. Conveying more information\nthan either the shadow, or the light alone, such as the fact: You\nStill Can’t See A Damned Thing<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAdditionally,\nproviding an equally simple example for how synergy itself, can be\nconsidered Context Dependent<\/u>, sometimes causing everything to\nappear to be all that much more magical, and miraculous! Without a\nspecific context, even the most, Marvelous, Wondrous, Amazing,\nSynergistic, Magical, Dumbfounding, Awe Inspiring, Gobsmacked,\nMiracle Of All Miracles<\/u>! Can become all but entirely meaningless:\nOoooh, Shiny<\/u>! Nevertheless, still lending them even more\nmeaning, in our everyday lives. This Humble, Self-Evident, Truth<\/u>\nensures that the greater context will inevitably appear to magically\ndetermine the identity of its own contents, according to "Grimm’s\nFairy Tales<\/u>!" While, coyly hinting that, even under the\nclosest microscopic scrutiny, all is not merely whatever it might\nappear to be and, as Sting famously sang: “We Are Spirits in\nthe Material World<\/u>!” <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWithout\nThe Greater Truth, The Material World<\/u> Would Be Merely Composed\nOf Spooky Dark Shadows, And Monsters In Our Closets<\/u>! Yet,\neverything that exists can be observed attempting to relax and occupy\nthe lowest possible energy state while, paradoxically, still\nstruggling to maintain maximum entropy production. As if everything\nin the universe is indecisive and, Easily Distracted<\/u>! Futilely\nattempting to move simultaneously forward and backwards through time,\nor transform into everything and nothing including, Sparkly\nGyroscopic Christmas Tree Ornaments<\/u>, Sublime Lime Jello, And\nCrispy Cream Donuts<\/u>! Or, as if, when examined for overall\npatterns, everything merely confuses the issues of synergy and\nsuper-symmetry, local and nonlocal, past and future, context and\ncontent. This same, overall, “Global Confusion In The Big\nPicture<\/u>!” Can also be seen in some of the More Popular\nMetaphysical Models<\/u>, such as Adrian Bejan’s, “Constructal\nTheory<\/u>!" Reflecting how Academia’s Vehement\nRejection Of The Second Grammar Of English<\/u>, not to mention the\nPentagon attempting to classify and censor half of reality for the\nTea Party, by even throwing Galileo in the dungeon again, Has\nTransformed Academic Physics And Philosophy, Into A Joke In Bad\nTaste<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIf\nanything, Bejan himself is to be commended for his work, but Humor\nBeing Taboo<\/u>, and increasingly censored and classified, Is\nLiterally Threatening To Split People’s Sides<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n Tearing\nAcademia In Half While, Everyone Else Has To Decide Whether To Laugh,\nOr To Cry<\/u>! Forcing many to use the most elaborate abstract models\nimaginable, typically relying on Ancient Greek and Zen Ideas,\nClosely Resembling Vaudeville Stage And Theater Of The Mind<\/u>! In\norder for them to avoid anything remotely like real humor, and still\nmake progress. Again, as if They’re All The Seven Blind Men<\/u>,\npaid by Horatio himself to sell a bill of goods, making it especially\ncrucial to pay close attention to what’s missing from this\npicture, in any existing physical theories, and whatever the idiots\nfrequently avoid discussing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSuch\nas the fact that, time has already been documented as flowing\nbackwards on macroscopic scales and, much to the relief of the BBC,\nYet Inscrutable As Always<\/u>, The Chinese Government Has\nBanned The Use Of Time Travel<\/u>! That is, for use as a plot device\nin their mass media. Likewise, nobody is talking about “The\nQuantum Zeno Effect<\/u>”, despite it remaining easily\nobservable, in any lab. A Watched Pot Of Entangled Quanta Will\nNever Boyle<\/u>, or change in any way whatsoever! So long as, you\nkeep peeking at it at just the right moment… But, the space around\nit will still radiate virtual particles, similar to A Black Hole\nEvaporating<\/u>. Without ever changing in the slightest, entangled\nparticles still somehow manage to confuse the issue of super-symmetry\nand synergy, with their volume alone supporting a predictable\nadiabatic system. One that radiates energy, expressing both a quantum\neigenstate and virtual particles: Thoroughly Confusing The\nIdentity Of Any Sources, Of Energy And Information<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTheir\nodd behavior provides an additional Explanation For The Collapse<\/u>\nof the wave-function, and the Quantum Observer Effect, as the result\nof the observer themselves measurably becoming part of the greater\ncontext, The Big Picture<\/u>, which inevitably determines their\nmeasurable identity. Note, this means that Feynman Diagrams<\/u>\nwork by virtue of their reflecting The Analog Logic Of Nature<\/u>,\nwhich expresses a distinctive symmetry, or geometry and dynamics,\nwhere the greater context, Inevitably Determines The Identity Of\nIts Own Contents, Until The Two Become Humanly Indistinguishable<\/u>.\nSuggesting four overlapping rudimentary variations are possible in\nVR, using AI and Intuitionistic Mathematics.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBy\nentraining the operator and machine, similar to a high tech abacus or\nslide-rule, Feynman Diagrams<\/u> could become applicable across\nall scales and magnitudes. Without ever knowing what its doing, an AI\ncan mechanically read the entire geometry of the text, all 20,000\npages if you want, comparing it to an AI Clone<\/u> of the\noperator. The more subtle the operators sense of humor, the more\noften they will become aware of macroscopic quantum effects, and the\nexistence of the Collective Unconscious<\/u>. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\ncomplete geometry is tacky beyond all belief, and beyond all human\nimagination, making it easier to induce quantum effects in the brain.\nThe geometry obeys four modified Bayesian Probabilities, resembling\nhow the operator’s own conscious mind works, and encourages the\noperator to do all of the stochastic processing, confusing the issue\nof what is energy and information, and revealing, The Memory Of\nGod<\/u>! Whom none may look upon and remember in all his glory. Thus,\npromoting the observer’s own self-organization, or Lesser Truth<\/u>,\nby leveraging simple pattern matching, and the Quantum Observer\nEffect, to create an "Information Singularity" that relies\non pattern matching. In physics, likely shedding invaluable light\nupon how Relativity emerges from quantum mechanics and, a possible\ncure, for Male Impedance<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tGravity\nhas also been proposed as the ultimate cause of the collapse of the\nwave-function, and male impedance as well! However, thus far, the\nevidence suggests that this is merely an illusion of entanglement\nbeing: SO OUTRAGEOUSLY SENSITIVE<\/u>! Not to mention, so\nridiculously context dependent that, Even The Weakest Imaginable,\nGravitational Time Dilation, Can Appear To Make Doing The Time Warp\nImpossible<\/u>! Additionally, Explaining The Collapse Of All The\n"Wave-Action", And Premature Ejaculation<\/u>. When\nNobody Can Tell For Sure, Exactly What The Hell Is Going On<\/u>! And,\nYou Have To Ask Your Insurance Company, If You’re Covered. Suggesting\nInteresting Experiments…<\/u> Where, of course, the context is\ncarefully monitored and controlled, using strict faculty guidelines,\nin order to, Construct Elaborate Experimental Setups<\/u>!\nResembling Nested “Kachina Dolls<\/u>”, combined with\nthe children’s, Game Of “Mouse Trap<\/u>”, or\n"Around The World In 80 Days!" Which can even incorporate\nsuch things as “Time Crystals” And “Quantum\nPinwheels!<\/u>" But, Skip The Cheap LED lights<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEach\nExperiment Demonstrates A Closed System<\/u>, like academia itself,\nwhich accomplishes everything and nothing, yet, each manages to still\nconvey information, and radiate energy, about the volume of hot air,\nif nothing else! The lights are still on, but it remains debatable if\nanyone is home. Without a doubt, that might sound Trivial Beyond\nAll Belief<\/u>! And, merely a way to entertain Bored Students And\nFaculty<\/u> but, thanks to the truth being 125% efficient, even\nclosed systems like these will frequently produce surprising results,\nand: “Boldly Go, Where None Has Gone Before<\/u>!”\nIncluding, possibly shedding light on how researchers themselves can\nBecome Entangled<\/u> with the greater world all around them! Even,\nIn The Most Claustrophobic Laboratory<\/u>! It could very well be, The\nOnly Way To Find Out For Sure, Is To Conduct Careful Experiments<\/u>…\nAnd, Of Course, Scrupulously Document, The Smallest Of Details<\/u>.\n<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAdvanced\ntechnology, that could easily require another two or three decades to\ndevelop, could Entangle The Operator With A Computer, And The\nAppropriate Software, In VR But<\/u>: With Unpredictable Results<\/u>!\nLikewise, When Viewed In The Double-Slit Experiment<\/u>, both the\nincreased energy focused on one spot, when using a single slit, and\nthe increased information, when the photons are dispersed by two\nslits, can be described as Mysteriously Appearing Out Of Nowhere<\/u>!\nResembling the Cheshire Cat<\/u> jumping back and forth, as if,\nWaiting Around For Someone To Come Along<\/u>, And Play With His\nLaser Pointer<\/u>! He’s Got A Barbed Jedi Laser Pointer, With A\nHello Kitty Kyber Crystal In His Ornate Pearl Handle<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n <\/span><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDeveloping\nThe Darker Advanced AI Technology<\/u>, required for next generation\nTerminator Robots, iPhones, and Roombas, Over The Long Brutal\nWinter<\/u>! Poised At The Top Of The World<\/u>! Mad Scientists\nFrom Finland<\/u>! Have risked public condemnation, Eternal\nDamnation, And A Severe Scolding From Their Mothers<\/u>! And,\nAgainst All Conscience<\/u>! Not To Mention, The Laws Of Nature<\/u>!\nThese Particularly Contemptible, Loathsome, Researchers: Those Who\nShall Forever Remain Nameless<\/u>! Did willfully steal spare parts\ncarelessly left lying around and, heedless of their colleges repeated\ndire warnings and, Desperate Pleas For A Return To Sanity<\/u>!\nNevertheless, Bereft The Slightest Hesitation Or Remorse<\/u>! As\nIf Suddenly Possessed By Evil Spirits<\/u>! In A Whirlwind Fury<\/u>!\nThey Then Doggedly Proceeded To Assemble, The World’s First<\/u>:\nAutonomous Maxwell’s Demon<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUnleashing\nan unthinkable, unspeakable and, Truly Horrifying Epic Disaster<\/u>!\nUpon The Entire Planet! One capable of terrorizing all of humanity\nsenseless, night after night after night, For Untold Generations\nTo Come<\/u>! When, upon one, otherwise, disastrously-droll, dark and\nstormy night, from inside a hastily assembled, seldom frequented,\nSecret Laboratory<\/u>! That their landlord knew almost nothing\nabout, They Then Dared To Bring the Monster To Life! With\nElectricity<\/u>… By Flipping The Light Switch<\/u>! Their "Demon"\nis actually just a funky shaped but, otherwise, remarkably dull,\ninsignificant, and run-of-the-mill, humble copper transistor, like a\nfew trillion others that any lab tech could easily cobble together\nreal fast on any lab bench, and sell by the bucketful.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBut,\ninterestingly enough, these particular, “Steam Punk<\/u>”\nCopper Transistors, can sort through electrons according to their\ncharges, without expending any energy in the process. As if, when\nused in the right circuit their, Unusual, Rectangular Shape Alone<\/u>!\nCan Somehow Magically Convince Or, Otherwise, SOUNDLY INTIMIDATE<\/u>!\nNormally Unruly<\/u> electrons Into Getting Their Act Together<\/u>!\nAnd, becoming more productive for a change. Of course, they just Save\nEnergy<\/u>, and don’t produce free energy and, like the nightlight In\nA Dark Corner<\/u>, leverage their own Humble Efficiency<\/u> and\nelegant simplicity, to transform the, somewhat vague, vague, vague,\nrandom, behavior of electrons, into much more Explicitly\nSelf-contradictory Behavior<\/u>! Where the shadow becomes, but the\nmemory of the eternal light… (Duh<\/u>!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThese\nare the “Two Faces Of Janus<\/u>”, and the brain itself\nis organized in this same Fashion, Relying On Quantum Mechanics<\/u>,\nas the Default Mechanism<\/u>, in order to save energy when\ncoordinating the Drunkard’s Walk<\/u> they perform, in their\npattern matching dance. What is energy and what is information\nbecomes Entirely A Matter Of Opinion<\/u>! With the human mind and\nbrain already having proven to exchange roles, on their most\nfundamental, and profoundly mysterious, yet thoroughly documented,\nlevel of their organization, for routine maintenance purposes. Or,\nWhenever it Just So Happens To Be More Efficient<\/u>! Possibly\nexplaining the collapse of the wave-function, as reflecting the most\nefficient way they have left, to convey more energy and information\nthan the mere sum of their parts. Within the Kaotic-Order<\/u> of a\nFrank Zappa and Pee Wee Herman style, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, Funky-Monkey<\/u>,\nFreak-Brothers, Fabulous-Furry-Freakadelic-Fractured-Fairy-Tale\nUniverse! Such as, Hollywood And DC Commonly Promote<\/u>, DC Comic\nBooks That Is! Fortune Favors The Prepared Mind<\/u>! But, Chance\nFavors The Unprepared Mind: That Doesn’t Freeze Like A Deer\nCaught In The Headlights<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAccording\nto Instant Karma<\/u>, Disney films, and recent experiments with\nbacteria among other things, Due To Sex Technically Requiring Two\nConsenting Adults<\/u>, and still being an awkward subject among\nacademics to this day, apparently, Charles Darwin missed the point\nand: Survival Is All About Paying It Forward<\/u>! Just Ask Yo\nMama<\/u>! So, Cough Up Sucker<\/u>! Nature usually favors the\nability to socialize, over being the strongest or the fittest\nanti-social asshole around! With tiny kids having a huge advantage\nover anti-social assholes that, sometimes, can be downright magical!\nInspiring Many To Religiously Use Birth-Control<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tRandom\nevolution has progressively turned out to be Extremely\nPredictable<\/u>, just like quantum mechanics, with bacteria, for\nexample, ruthlessly enforcing among themselves that, Nobody Gets A\nFree Lunch<\/u>! Likewise, unless supported concentrically, Like\nThe Center Of A Tootsie Pop<\/u>, the weaker and more social among\nthem will predominate in a fight, leveling the playing field, and\nnormalizing life. Making Nightmare Scenarios, Such As A Perfect\nParasite, Impossible<\/u>! Yogi Bear Keeps Getting Caught Stealing\nPicnic Baskets! Additionally,<\/u> Explaining Why There Are So\nMany Damned Parasites<\/u>! Common tape worms, for example, have\nproven to confer longevity on their hosts, paying it forward, and not\njust along for a free meal and a ride.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDemonstrating\nhow, in evolution, synergy is more fundamental than entropy, yet the\ntwo average out in the everyday world, appearing to be more\ndeterministic, depending on their proximity, acceleration, and\nmagnitude. French researchers recently established that, although the\nworld around us appears to be causal, and deterministic, upon closer\nexamination even our macroscopic world can be documented as violating\ncausality in subtle ways, involving information. For nearly a\ncentury, people have speculated that our minds are somehow quantum\nmechanically connected to our environment but, only recently, has the\nfirst real body of evidence begun to emerge. Unfortunately, the\nportable equipment, capable of measuring quantum entanglement,\noutside of the lab, is only now starting to become commonplace, while\ngovernments everywhere have been rushing to classify everything, and\nbanning or restricting the export of any associated technology. In\none case, Legendary Native American Trackers<\/u> were recruited by\nthe military, volunteering to become snipers, and To Proudly Serve\nTheir Country<\/u>! Only to discover to everyone’s Surprise,\nThe Mojo Was Gone<\/u>! The Minute They Cut Their Hair Off<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nSnipers All Remained Trained Experts, Yet Had Inexplicably Lost Their\nAdvantage<\/u>. As If Someone Had Cut The Hair Off Of Samson\nHimself<\/u>! Trackers now commonly grow their hair long, making it\neasier to pick out snipers, in any crowd of marines. Bacteria have\nalso proven capable of leveraging quantum effects, or\n"Frumundercheeze<\/u>", and the resemblance to Breaking\nOff An Antenna<\/u>, or a microorganism losing its cilia, or yuckiness\nand creepiness, is unlikely to be merely a coincidence. Much more\nlikely, it represents a lost quantum mechanical connection with their\nenvironment, That Empowered Them To Make Unique Predictions<\/u>!\nOrganisms, Such As The Cells In Our Own Skin<\/u>, commonly use\nelectrical signals to communicate, and Women Have Long Claimed To\nBe More Intuitive Than Men<\/u> while, long hair remains more popular\namong women. Suggesting it may give them a slight but, Consistently\nMeasurable, Advantage<\/u>. Especially In More Natural Settings<\/u>!\nWhich is something that can tested, using female snipers, or Amazon\nWarriors, Assuming They Haven’t Already Cut Down The Entire Rain\nForest<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPragmatically\nspeaking, due to everything resembling both particles and waves, the\nentire universe is often analogous to an infinite number of: FM\nRadio Stations<\/u>! Constantly Broadcasting Everything Imaginable<\/u>!\nIncluding, Illegal, Pirate Stations<\/u>… Working To Establish\nVast New Networks, That They Can Distinguish From All The AI\nNetworks<\/u>! However, with the added complication that, thanks to\nRelativity, What Is Considered A Wave And What Is An Amplifier, Wavy\nGravy, A Valid Radio Station, Or An AI Terrorist Pirate Radio\nBroadcast<\/u>! Bouncing off the ionosphere several times, and lending\nentirely new meaning to Chinese Jingles<\/u>! Becomes an issue of\nwhich networks you currently use, and who might own the internet next\nwhile, according to Murphy’s Law, Charlie Chaplin, Monty\nPython, Fred Astaire, and Micheal Jackson: Moon-Walking Nonlinear\nTemporal Dynamics Rule The Universe<\/u>! (Run Away<\/u>!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDoing\nA Balancing Act Atop A Powerful Rolling Wave<\/u>, but one hidden just\nbeneath the surface, resembling a horizontal tornado or turbo, as if\nPaul Bunyan Were Playing Log Rolling Lumberjack<\/u>! Out On The\nOpen Ocean<\/u>, Rogue Waves Can Emerge Anywhere<\/u>! Approaching\n80 feet tall or better, They Can Travel For Hundreds Of Miles\nWithout Collapsing<\/u>! And, are an example of Standing Waves\nWhich, Ah, Stand Tall, All By Themselves<\/u>. Doing their own, More\nTwisted Yin-Yangy Push-Pull Dynamics<\/u>! Self-Organizing Soliton\nWaves Resemble An Infinity Symbol Standing Tall<\/u>! And, Are Wavy\nGravy Baby<\/u>! And, Come In Every Size, But A Severely Limited\nVariety And, Like A Fountain, Or A Statue, CAN SOMETIMES, APPEAR\nTO STAND VERY STILL<\/u>… Likewise, time itself has repeatedly\nProven To Be Neither Passive Nor Linear<\/u>: And, The Time Turns\nOut To Never Quite Be What Anyone Thinks It Is! Until that time rolls\nround again. Making Deliberately Juxtaposing<\/u> a wide variety of\nRudimentary Patterns<\/u>, for a clearer view of the Big\nPicture<\/u>, much more crucial than classic logic and physics\nsuggest. Cancer, for example, is not merely a genetic disease, but is\nalso related to how our genes Sometimes Adapt To The Local\nEnvironment<\/u>. Some genetic adaptations are Highly Advantageous<\/u>\nin one specific location, and a distinct disadvantage in another Or,\nEven, Flat-Out Deadly<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMore\nefficient for the specific job or, Inadvertently, Creatively\nDestructive<\/u>! As If They Were All Micro-Brain, Microscopic,\nKlingon Three Stooges<\/u>! Exactly how cancer prone an animal happens\nto be is also proportional to Their Size, And Temperature<\/u>!\nAlmost as if it were merely a complex Chemical Reaction Or, A\nVariety Of, Tiny Organic, Internal Combustion Engines<\/u>! But, ones\nwhich animate all living organisms and, sometimes, Run Amok<\/u>!\nRun Away<\/u>! The implication is that our immune system and\nreproductive systems are an extension of how every living organism,\nDoes A Drunkard’s Walk<\/u>. Expressing both phase\ntransitions and metamorphic effects, according to whichever happens\nto be more efficient in any given situation. Additionally, suggesting\nthat the two express a multifractal equation, that should reflect how\nour entire body and DNA are organized.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tNotably,\nresearchers are also Making Significant Progress<\/u> in\nunderstanding the immune system, and developing amazingly powerful\ncancer vaccines that, for the most part, can help to contain the\nchaos! Making it that much easier to deal with whatever arbitrary\ncases might still arise. It should be possible, for example, to\nvaccinate people moving to a foreign country, according to their DNA,\nto help prevent them from getting cancer, and there could be four\nuniversal vaccinations possible, that last longer and work better\nthan just using just one. Viruses themselves have turned out to be\ntiny chemical factories, that produce some of the Basic Chemistry<\/u>\nrequired for organic life as we know it. As if, they represent the\nboundary between life and death in more than one way, and cancer does\nas well. Their behavior strongly Implies Organic Life<\/u>\nleverages the inorganic, whenever its more efficient, and one without\nthe other is a contradiction, while the two must overlap in four\nrudimentary ways, and display how they become, more or less, Context\nDependent For Each Observer<\/u>. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMetaphorically\nSpeaking, The Hindu Goddess Kali<\/u> Dramatically Dances… All Of\nCreation And Destruction! In a, more or less, Super-Symmetrical\nFashion<\/u>, on her way to the Bathroom! With her six arms\nrepresenting six degrees of freedom In Her, Unbeatable, Bullshit\nKung Fu Stance<\/u>! While, the Skull Necklace<\/u> she normally\nwears should be composed of, Ah, Used Toilet Paper Rolls<\/u>! Of\ncourse, exactly how useful a metaphor that might be, ever, still\nremains debatable, and I’m working on finding other metaphors.\nAny suggestions, anything from even the Peanut Gallery<\/u>,\nanything anyone can possibly think of. Anywho<\/u>, our digestive\ntrack, for yet another example, intimately connects us to the Local\nFlora And Fauna In Unimaginable Variety And, Of Course, Keep\nDemanding Montezuma’s Revenge<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tApparently,\nsingle cell organisms are constantly asking themselves: Why Can’t\nWe All Just Get Along<\/u>? While, our elaborate immune and\nreproductive systems meet in the brain as, Yin and Yang! Implying its\ntotally pointless to ask who’s in charge around here, which waves,\namplifiers, or networks are running the show, exactly how long your\nhair grows, who just so happens to be the better dancer, Or Who\nThe Gets To Use The Damn Bathroom First<\/u>! And, Who Has The Damn\nToilet Paper<\/u>! Instead, The More Pointed Question Remains<\/u>:\nHow Do We Promote Harmony, In A Sea of Chaos<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEntanglement\nis arguably the most context dependent state of all, conveying only\nvague and self-contradictory contextual data, yet also expresses the\ngreatest possible synergy, increasing in strength factorially. Of\ncourse, according to just exactly how many particles become entangled\nin the whole affair. As if, Every Girl Has To Have Her Secrets<\/u>,\nand they’re all just really shy, and the less that anybody can\nknow about exactly what they’re all doing, The More They Can\nAccomplish<\/u>! Or, as if they were all stubborn men, who obstinately\nrefuse to ever talk about their personal feelings, much less work,\npreferring to simply bring home the bacon. Once again, it appears\nthat we are limited to merely trading information about them for\ngreater efficiency, of course, in paying it forward, to your\nlandlord, if no one else.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSuperposition<\/u>,\nis yet another highly context dependent state, where subatomic\nparticles always share the same properties, and sharing the same\nproperties among themselves, they become Indistinguishable<\/u>\nfrom any other expression of synergy. It’s possible, for\nexample, in the Double-Slit Experiment<\/u>, to get any kind of\nParticles<\/u> you might care to play with into Superposition<\/u>\nand, if you use more than two slits, it gets Even More Funky\nMonkey<\/u>! And, you can get more than just two particles into\nsuperposition, legally. However, Photons Are The Glaring Exception<\/u>\nand, no matter how many slits you use, you can only get two at a time\nin superposition. Their incredibly vague, vague, vague identity, as\ndescribed by Field Theory<\/u>, confuses the issue of\nsuper-symmetry and synergy again, just like the mass of the Higgs\nBoson<\/u> and, just like that of a black hole conflating the identity\nof it’s mass, charge, temperature, spin, and momentum.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tQuantum\nElectrodynamics Contradicts Itself<\/u>, suggesting there’s\nactually only one super-luminal electron in the universe, that just\ngets around Faster Than Light<\/u>! Theoretically, somehow, that’s\nsupposed to make sense, like any good “Roadrunner Cartoon<\/u>!”\nThis same blatant contradiction, implying reality is a cartoon,\nshould also account for it being the most Wildly Accurate Theory\nToday<\/u>! Suggesting a spectrum of the physical forces from the\nincredibly accurate, and explicitly self-contradictory cartoon, to\nthe incredibly vague and tautological, in the case of Thermodynamics\nAnd Dark Energy<\/u>. Supplying an equally simple explanation for the\n“Hierarchy Problem<\/u>”, of why the forces of nature\nappear to be so radically different in strength, yet nobody can tell\nfor sure, as reflecting the Two Faces of Janus<\/u>, and how\neverything expresses particle-wave duality as a spectrum, including\nany scales and magnitudes we might choose to examine.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAccuracy\nand Precision, Relativity and Quantum Mechanics, need must also\nexpress these same Two Faces of Janus, or particle-wave duality, that\neverything in the universe displays which, in turn, should Require\nVague Metaphoric Systems Logics<\/u>. In order for anyone to describe\nhow the two demonstrably transform into one another and,\nadditionally, how Quantum Mechanics Without Relativity Is a Complete\nOxymoron<\/u>. Electrons themselves are considered point particles,\nwith no real known size and little mass, but absorb and emit photons\nbetter than anything else, and obey the Pauli Exclusion Principle<\/u>\nwhere, despite their uber tiny size, only two at a time can occupy\nthe same orbit around an atom, and they can’t share the same\nfour identical quantum properties.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\nstark contrast, “Butterflies Are Free<\/u>!” And,\nPhotons are all believed to be vague ripples in fields, Enchanting,\nEnlightened, Ripply-Sparkly, Colorful Butterflies<\/u>! That multiply,\nflutter, and spread freely throughout the entire known universe!\nBringing The Gift Of Light To The Darkest Of Nights<\/u>! Any\nnumber of these billions, and billions, and billions, of Vague\nWavy Gravy Ripples<\/u>! Colorful Enlightened Butterflies<\/u>! Can\nshare the same properties and have no objection whatsoever to being\njammed together tightly, in large intimate groups that can mate, but\nits impossible to get more than two at a time in superposition. As If\nThey’re All Monogamous, and: Don’t Believe in Free\nLove<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMaking\nmore materialistic, and less idealistic, electrons with rest mass,\nthe opposite of photons, in almost every way, yet we apparently have\nno choice but to measure both at the same time, Playing Tom And\nJerry<\/u>. Quasi-Electrons have also been created in the lab,\ncomposed of what’s missing from this picture, and confirm that\nthey express the same properties as Normal Electrons<\/u>, assuming\nthere is such a thing! As if, attempting to confuse more idealistic\nphotons who, apparently, are not terribly picky about paying it\nforward, and take the easiest route possible. Collectively, these\nresults corroborate that electrons and photons should both Express\nThe Two Faces of Janus<\/u>! Indicating The Pauli Exclusion\nPrinciple<\/u> will eventually prove to conflate the identity of\nsuper-symmetry, geometry and dynamics, and: Get All Funky Monkey\nAgain<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nFour Forces of Nature should also turn out to express Four\nOverlapping states<\/u> of Matter and Energy, including additional\nQuasi-Forces<\/u> and Quasi-Dimensions<\/u>, capable of\nexplaining Dark Matter and Dark Energy, and resembling eigenstates\nand Virtual Particles, expressing a universal recursion in the\nprinciple of identity. Photons and electrons each display their own\ndistinctive, uniquely confusing, humble efficiency and elegant\nsimplicity, with their much preferred configuration being, Infinitely\nInflatable Indistinguishable Diversity, In Infinitely Insane\nInfantile Combinations<\/u>! Thus, ensuring that every context always\nhas a significant amount of content, or the two will transform into\none another, obeying four modified Bayesian probabilities, Blurring\nInto One<\/u>… <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tElectrons\ntypically form a Fermi Fluid, That Drips, While Photons Prefer To\nDonate Plasma<\/u>. As if, they’re the quintessential quantum\nmechanical versions of a liquid and a Gas, Condensing, Like\nCondensed Milk, And Evaporating<\/u> in every way imaginable or, as\nif, the Big Bang, and everything else: Is The Result Of God\nConstantly Farting<\/u>! Implying Boyle’s Law<\/u>, in\nparticular, also needs to be reformulated as systems logic, which can\nexpress both phase transitions and metamorphic effects, and can\nexplain E=MC(2)<\/u> in more organic terms, such as farting.\nContexts which, most assuredly, are incredibly vague, vague, vague,\nand require a Rectal Thermometer<\/u>, so you can at least measure\nthe temperature. Proving that, in Thermodynamics, information is more\nfundamental than energy, requiring an entirely new formulation of\nInformation Theory<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tCollating\nthe data for a wide variety of particles, for both Superposition and\nthe Pauli Exclusion Principle, should therefore reveal the\nfundamental particles, of normal matter, collectively express a\ndistinctive Fractal Dragon<\/u> pattern, and Bosons, such as\nPhotons, should express a more humble wave-like Mandelbrot<\/u>\npattern. An experiment just revealed that, contrary to the current\nprevailing opinion, Bosons sometimes behave like Fermions, which make\nup normal matter, or Hadrons. By elaborating on the Fractal Dragon,\nit should therefore be possible to expand upon the more subtle\nMandelbrot. Similarly, having no real sense of humor themselves,\ngovernments have been rushing to classify and censor, anything\nremotely like mathematical and physical comedy. Compelling anyone\nworking in the public domain, to climb out further on a limb, for\nover half a century, while they erect their enormous house of cards.\nAttempting to censor half of reality, while daring anyone to knock it\ndown!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWater\nhas been called the “Yin-Yang” molecule and should\nprovide additional unique insights into how the Fractal Dragon\nmanifests, across any scales and magnitudes, producing the equally\nenormous variety of distinctive states of matter, which have yet to\nall be classified. The cyclones on Jupiter display a similar pattern,\nof a six and five fold multifractal equation, with the south pole\nsurrounded by a pentagonal formation, and the north pole a hexagon.\nThe two patterns can be thought of as an emergent effect, of Jupiter\nbeing so large that it radiates more energy than it collects.\nPossibly shedding light on how geometry and dynamics progressively\nexchange identities, with experiments indicating that, at extreme\npressures, water becomes a solid ice, a metallic conductor of\nhydrogen ions. Some like it hot, some like it cold, but water really\nlikes to go with the flow, even in the most extreme situations! Yet,\nthe more extreme the heat and pressure becomes, the more clearly it\ndisplays the Two Faces of Janus, as both a solid and a liquid while,\nat colder temperatures and lower pressures, there are at least seven\nknown types of ice, with the behavior of water exhibiting its own\nparticle-wave spectrum. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTheoretically,\nthe combined multifractal composed of Fermions and Bosons, can\nsubsequently be used to reconcile Relativity and quantum mechanics,\nand explain Dark Energy and Dark Matter, by expanding on the Standard\nTheory. However, in order For Mere Lowly Mortals<\/u>, Such As\nOurselves, To Even Begin To Dream<\/u> of Ever Truly Coming To\nAppreciate, some of the more Divinely Inspired Depths<\/u>, out of\nbillions, and billions, and billions of, deeper still, Profoundly\nDeep, Deepest Of All Do-Do Depths<\/u>! And, As Yet<\/u>, Unplumbed,\nFathomless Depths<\/u>! Beyond, All Human Imagination<\/u>! Requires\nThe Fine Art of Anarchistic Facilitation<\/u>! When the light bulb\ncomes on, and you can see that the Big Picture<\/u> actually has a\npattern, of sorts…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAll\nOf This, Stubbornly Persistent, Salaciously Profound Confusion<\/u>,\nAnd Widespread Panic In The Streets<\/u>! Over simple symmetry, that’s\nsometimes just in bad taste, should eventually Substantiate And\nTransubstantiate Specific Emergent Effects<\/u>! Produced by a giant\nblack hole and, ultimately, can be attributed to its synergy, mass,\nand centrifugal force. As if, all black holes represent one and the\nsame Bottomless Pit<\/u>! Which could possibly form a Magical\nRabbit Hole<\/u> leading to Wonderland, Or Just To More Crap<\/u>,\nbut nobody can tell for sure, and it could also be a heat pump, or: A\nComposting Toilet, Explaining God’s Farts<\/u>! Worse still, possibly,\nThe Highway To Hell, For All Anyone Can Tell<\/u>! A Magical\nSpinning Vortex, Beyond The Outer Limits of Human Imagination<\/u>!\nWhere scales and magnitudes frequently overlap, exchanging\nidentities, During The Commercial Break<\/u>, while introducing\nsurprising emergent effects into the plot, and enforcing a confusing,\n“Goldilocks Principle of Murphy’s Law<\/u>”, or\nparticle-wave duality, Somewhere, In The Twilight Zone<\/u>… <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAny\nmetaphysical extreme will produce their opposite with, for example,\nour two best metaphysical theories, Newtonian Mechanics and\nRelativity, expressing their own particle-wave duality as a spectrum.\nRanging from the incredibly Vague, Vague, Vague, Vaguely\nTautological, To The Blatantly Self-Contradictory, And Laughable<\/u>.\nAmong other things, making it possible to physically model, how it\nyet remains impossible, to ever measure a perfectly straight line, or\na perfect circle. Explaining, Why Parallel Lines Always Converge\nMathematically<\/u>! Slight ionic temperature and charge differentials\nhave proven to be instrumental, causing the inner solar system to\nrotate much slower than the outer planets and, also, likely explains\nthe electromagnetic torus surrounding giant black holes and, other,\nmore widely established observations. Astronomers Tend To Be\nRomantics, And Prefer To Dream Big<\/u>: Even When It Comes To The\nSlightest Electrical Charges<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nfirst photograph of entangled particles shows Two Opposed\nBrush-Stroke Arcs<\/u>, forming a “Cat’s Eye<\/u>”\nor a “Human Eye<\/u>” shape, resembling an Egyptian\nHieroglyph.<\/u> Where a context without any significant content is a\ncomplete oxymoron, as it becomes increasingly difficult to\ndistinguish between what is spacetime, and what are the two particles\nyet, they still retain the distinct possibility of their image\nrepresenting: Two Ruggedly Independent Particles<\/u>! That have no\nknown particular shape and, simultaneously, may also exist everywhere\nuntil measured, yet, if you entangle two within a finite volume of\nspace, they start to resemble Tom And Jerry, Running In Elliptical\nCircles<\/u>! Of Course, At The Speed Of Light<\/u>! Giving Even\nThe Road Runner, A Run For His Money<\/u>! Whether Entangled Or Not,\nWhether Independent Or Not, They Resemble A Cartoon Again, Or Static\nOn Your TV! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSignificantly,\nthe striking eye-shape of the image begs the additional question, of\nwhether the observer is staring back at themselves or, whether The\nCheshire Cat Is Real<\/u>! Similarly, on Star Trek, "The Next\nGeneration", the character Q never describes Karma as his one\nlimitation yet, He Will Occasionally Flash Mischievous Grins<\/u>!\nRevealing the truth that he is only pretending to be upset, while the\nCheshire Cat Never Stops Grinning, in order to hide the truth better,\nwith only the usual twinkle in his eye giving away his true identity,\nas part of the Collective Unconscious. Making any Photographs Of\nEntanglement<\/u> vague, vague, vague metaphorical images, as much as,\nthey are real and, at that, images hinting at how time itself can be\nconsidered, simultaneously, real and imaginary.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tImplying\na Singularity, where the observer themselves ultimately remains the\nkey to understanding quantum mechanics better. We could very well see\nsomething similar, with the upcoming LISA Gravity Wave Telescope<\/u>,\npeering all the way back to the Big Bang. An extensive survey, for\nsimilar vague metaphorical results, should eventually reveal a\nparadoxical version of, “The Story of Goldilocks<\/u>”,\nwhile I’m dying to hear the end of the story myself. For its\npart, a black hole dramatically wraps spacetime around itself like a\nTwisted Blanket<\/u>, and has both spin and centrifugal force,\nwhile Centrifugal Force<\/u> appears to be almost a bonafide force,\nbut not quite, and has been linked to the mass of the proton,\nimplying it can be thought of as a, “Quasi-Force<\/u>”,\nNot The Real Deal, Like On Star Wars But, Another Clear Way To\nMeasure The Truth Itself As Being 125% Efficient, Thus, Lending\nEntirely New Meaning To "Just Right!<\/u>"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tA\nproton’s internal quarks move at the speed of light, yet its\nshape is elliptical, and not a perfect circle, suggesting again that\ncentrifugal force and spin confuse the issue of super-symmetry,\nvarying across vast scales and magnitudes. And, They Really Mean\nIt This Time<\/u>! With protons appearing to have both external\ninteger spin, and internal centrifugal force, or internal issues,\nresembling a black hole, with both being considered practically\nimmortal, and possessing two event horizons. As if everything is\nultimately composed of “Quantum Gyroscopes<\/u>”, while\nour galaxy consists of two counter-rotating disks, surrounding a\ngiant black hole. Implying everything resembles an, Elliptical\nGyroscope And Funky Plasma Lamp, Complete With LEDs<\/u>! The other\nside of the Big Bang could turn out to be a counter-rotating\nanti-matter version of our own universe, Lit Up Like a Christmas\nTree Ornament<\/u>! The ellipse would be tiny, like the earth’s orbit,\nand you’d never notice the two universes wobbling like giant\ntops, around the Big Bang! Certainly not in four dimensions and, in\nfact, spacetime has turned out to be much flatter than General\nRelativity can account for. Apparently: Gyroscopic Relativistic\nSpacetime Can Do The Watusi, Heating Up As You Accelerate<\/u>!\nTripping The Light Fantastic<\/u>! Showing The Luminescent\nAether How Its Done<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nAlong with the Navier-Stokes Equations For Our Turbulent Times<\/u>,\nBar Room Brawls Not Included<\/u>, All Of These More Ostentatious\nSpinning Tops, Plasma Lamps, And Shiny Christmas Tree Ornaments<\/u>!\nArbitrarily spinning, colliding, and dancing all around the universe,\nat relativistic speeds, while Flying Away Towards The Nearest\nExit<\/u>! May play a key role in determining, just exactly, how its\npossible to distinguish between mass and energy, gravity and inertia,\nKinetic Energy And Radiant Heat, Democrats And Republicans<\/u>!\nBut, more importantly, in determining how the principle of identity,\nProgressively Vanishes Down The Nearest Convenient Rabbit Hole, Or\nPublic Toilet, Of Your Personal Preference<\/u>… on any given\noccasion. “Predator-Prey Statistics<\/u>", from\nevolutionary biology, Some Gotta Win, Some Gotta Lose, Some Days\nYou Get The Bear And, Some Days<\/u>: Yogi Bear And Boo-Boo Get The\nBetter Of You<\/u>! Have unexpectedly proven effective for modeling\nSmall Vortexes, Tiny Mobile Whirligigs<\/u> In Plasma Physics, and\ncould reflect how any comprehensive models for matter and energy must\nInclude Vaguely, Vaguely, Vaguely, Ah, Organic Elements, As Well\nAs, Much More Explicitly Mechanical Ones<\/u>. Suggesting that, using\nsystems logics to invert their mechanics and organics or, Doing\nThe Funky Monkey, The Bump, And The Time Warp Again<\/u>! Its\nPossible To Glean Exciting New Insights<\/u>! Into, Generation\nAfter Generation, Of Generic Gentile Gyroscopic Gravitational\nGyrations, Dancing Delightfully Between Invisible Moonbeams, As Well\nAs, Plato’s Harmony Of The Spheres<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tClassic\nChaos Theory<\/u> applies to macroscopic systems, and was originally\nsuccessful in demonstrating that its possible to measure how chaos\nemerges from order, only to recently establish that, Surprise<\/u>!\nOrder inevitably emerges from chaos, Rather Quickly At That<\/u>!\nThe latest experiment has indicated that protons are maximally\nentangled, meaning Their Thermodynamics Resemble A Black Hole<\/u>,\nor your checkbook. Corroborating all of the other Absolutely\nRidiculous<\/u>! Physical, linguistic, and mathematical evidence,\nstill piling up after more than a century! Into what is, undeniably,\nA Rather Intimidating Mountain of The Most Damning\nInstitutionalized Crap Imaginable<\/u>! All of which has progressively\nindicated, that what modern science is now confronting, In No\nUncertain Terms<\/u>! Is a universal recursion in the principle of\nidentity and, Soon Enough<\/u>! Nothing Will Ever Be The Same\nAgain<\/u>! Considering the state of the world today, we can all\nsafely assume, that’s a step in the right direction. Now, where\ndid that Pinkie go<\/u>…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\nanother experiment, related to quantum computing, the results have\nsuggested this same conclusion that: Spin Is Funda-Mental<\/u>!\nAnd, Loopy Temporal Dynamics Might Rule The Day<\/u>! With their\nexperimental results indicating that quantum computers can be made\nMuch More Robust<\/u>, if they’re designed to favor the spin\nof particles. Weebles Wobble, But They Don’t Fall Down<\/u>!\nLikewise, recent measurements of Muon Precession Rates<\/u>, have\nindicated that their wobbly spin could possibly involve a fifth force\nof nature. Which should turn out to be spacetime itself imposing a\nquasi geometric effect, one that’s just barely measurable, but can’t\nbe clearly distinguished from a force. Similar, to how gravity\nmanifests on macroscopic scales, as both a force and rubber sheets,\nleaving it up to the observer to decide what is a force or a\ngeometric effect. While, supporting both views, to varying degrees,\nover vast scales and magnitudes, and repeating the same basic\npatterns.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tGravity\npulling us down on our ass, appears to be a rather straight forward\napplication of force, that doesn’t involve any Rubber Sheets And\nLubricants<\/u>! Just as a circle can, theoretically, be composed of\nan infinite number of Infinitely Tiny Straight Lines<\/u>! Whether\nyou view something as a force or a geometric effect, appears to\nlargely depend on your mass, proximity, and acceleration. Neither\nspace nor time alone makes any damn sense without the other, ensuring\nthe two exclude any metaphysical extremes. As a result, both circles\nand straight lines have their quantum limits, which should prove to\nbe the same as our mortal fallibility. Other researchers have used\nthe equivalent of “Quantum Shock Absorbers<\/u>”, to\nsuccessfully isolate individual atoms, from thermal and acoustic\nnoise, and it could be that a combination of quantum and classical\napproaches are required, For The Best Performance In Any Dance<\/u>!\nWith classic logic being more efficient 1\/4 of the time, and quantum\nsystems Up To 125% Efficient<\/u>, and incredibly vague about just\nexactly how they manage that… Neuromorphic Reservoir Computers<\/u>\ncan handle both simultaneously, and you can claim its all, “Movie\nMagic<\/u>”, and nobody will ever be able to prove you wrong.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBoth\nexperiments imply that Phonons<\/u>, or quanta of sound and heat,\nmay also play a significant role and hint that, within the Timeless\nHarmony of The Spheres, Might, Just Possibly be, Incredibly Faint,\nFaint, Faint, Yet Faintest Of All, Darkest Of All Known Dark Shadows<\/u>:\nDark Energy<\/u>! Which could represent Anti-Gravity<\/u>! Or,\nwhat half the world knows as, “The Great Void<\/u>”,\nfrom whence all the myriad good things doth spring forth. Including,\nThe Graceful Lilting Silences<\/u>! Reaching All The Way Out To\nInfinity, To Eternity And Beyond All Human Imagination<\/u>! Way\nFar Out<\/u>… Far, Far, Removed From The Petty Measurements, And\nEveryday Mundane Concerns, Of Any Of The Existing Galaxies<\/u>!\nContent to just sprawl out all over the place, Cloaking And\nSmothering The Seemingly Endless<\/u>, astronomically long and empty,\nCold And Lonely Nights<\/u>! Night After Night After Night After\nNight<\/u>! Suspended between the ever so soft notes of, The\nMajestic, Effervescent, Providential And Divine<\/u>,\npanoramic-sweeping, all-encompassing, Heavenly Glory<\/u>, of the\nsparkly-glittery Galactic Super-Clusters, Illuminating the Entire\nVisible Universe<\/u>! Or, accompanying a joke that leaves everyone\nspeechless… <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDark\nMatter<\/u> interacts weakly with ordinary matter, and seems to move\nin odd ways, like Mercury<\/u>, or a Hydraulic Fluid<\/u>,\nclustering around Black Holes<\/u> and outside galaxies. Implying\nit may respond differently to Dark Energy<\/u>. Trading some of its\nability to interact with normal matter, for the ability to interact\nwith Dark Energy<\/u>, almost as if it were composed of\n“Ectoplasm<\/u>!" Likewise, the rotation of the Spiral\nGalaxies<\/u> may not obey Newton’s Laws of Motion either, and\nappear to possibly obey Morphogenic Fields<\/u>, or involve complex\nThermodynamics, thoroughly confusing the identity of what is a\ndimension, just like fuzzy logic. Yet, What All Of These More Ghostly\nTitillating Quasi-Organic Topologies<\/u>, And More Heated\nGenuflecting Gesticulating Gynormous Grandiose Gaudy Grinding\nGlittery Glow-In-The-Dark Generic Gyroscopic Gentile Christmas Tree\nOrnaments, Funky Plasma Lamps, Hydraulic Fluids, Quick Silver, And\nEven Weirder Ectoplasm<\/u>… Would All Collectively Suggest! Is that\nthe more extreme, and Hardcore<\/u>, any extreme hardcore scale or\nmagnitude, The More Self-Contradictory And Incredibly Vague,\nVague, Vague, Vague, And Wishy-Washy, Metaphorical, Or Flat Out\nImpossible To Believe<\/u>… Everything Becomes, Sometimes, All At\nOnce!<\/u> Very much like Politicians! And, similarly, all too\nfrequently painfully so, for each and every observer, including\nanyone unfortunate enough to be left behind in the, Cosmology\nDepartment Peanut Gallery<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThink\nVan Goethe’s “Starry, Starry, Night<\/u>”,\nre-interpreted for The Worst Possible Saturday Morning Cartoons\nImaginable<\/u>! At Superluminal Speeds<\/u>, besides Tachyons\npossibly being indistinguishable from Virtual Particles, that will\nmelt out your eyes as you disintegrate, time and distance themselves\nsimply no longer exist, while a black hole resembles a toilet, a heat\npump, a plasma lamp, Or, Even A Giant Dyson Vacuum Swallowing A\nDyson Sphere<\/u>! And, a really weird rabbit hole leading to\nWonderland, Where We Can All Give Birth to Yertle-the-Turtle’s\nBaby Universe<\/u>! On The Freeway Of Love, Driving Through The\nTunnel of Love<\/u>! Implying Black Holes are somehow both imaginary,\nor metaphorical objects, that also happen to be real objects and,\nsimilar to a shadow, can sometimes depend on the observer, to ensure\nthey have any meaningful content whatsoever, while the same can be\nsaid to be true for the universe as a whole, including ourselves. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTo\nparaphrase the great Sherlock Holmes, “Once you have\neliminated the impossible, whatever remains, can only be highly\nimprobable<\/u>!” Whenever nobody is looking, the rest of the\nuniverse may as well not exist, as far as our minds and measuring\ninstruments are concerned but, every context requiring a significant\namount of content, ensures that everything must still appear to make\nsome sort of sense, whenever we choose to peek at the rest of the\nuniverse again. Which is always ever so much greater than\nimagination, or Far Worse Than Any Had Dared To Fear<\/u>!\nElucidating, how nature can be described as not merely random, or\nelegant but, also, humorous and embodying novelty itself, and our own\nendless capacity for curiosity and wonder. Sometimes, expressing what\nhippies, and countless others, like to call, “Sparkle<\/u>”.\n(Ooooh, Shiny<\/u>!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWe\nappear to inhabit a Magical Fairy Tale Goldilocks Universe, Within\nA Singularity<\/u>, expressing the Two Faces of Janus in everything,\nwhich I consider extremely novel myself, if not particularly all\nthat, Enchantingly Bubbly And Sparkly<\/u>! Nevertheless, leaving a\ntheory of everything, as the only way to ultimately reconcile the\nrather large number of vague and contradictory observations, coming\nfrom both physics and astronomy. Of course, by scrupulously examining\nthe Big Picture! Upon occasion, In Excruciating Detail<\/u>…\nBeing a married man himself, Socrates advised, “Know\nThyself, There’s No Shame In It<\/u>!" And, remember, classic\nlogic Being Exclusive, Doesn’t Always Promote Happy Unions<\/u>.\nOnly by carefully documenting how the two grammars of English\nactually work, does it become possible for us to, Expand Upon The\nLaws of Thought<\/u>! In Plain English Anyway! Classic logic simply\ncannot describe humor, self-organizing systems, Novelty, Sparkle,\nOr The "Big Picture<\/u>!" Perhaps to no one’s\nsurprise, The Widely Accepted Laws of Thought Are A Few Thousand\nYears Out Of Date<\/u>! While, in my opinion, they should include\nsomething about using a stupid dictionary and, of course: How To\nShare Your Words And Play Nice Dammit<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnywho,\nin contrast, the simplest default topology, A Doughnut Hole\nWithout The Donuts<\/u>, fits the current observations, If They\nMake Strong Enough Coffee<\/u>! And, is more syntropic, or fatalistic,\nappearing to require at least four dimensions to account for geometry\nalone. Inside, what could possibly be, a universe sized Borg Cube<\/u>!\nWhich Einstein compared to a “Flawless Jewel<\/u>” but,\ncan also be compared to a “Gumby Blockhead<\/u>”, if\nyou believe in “Cosmic Consciousness<\/u>”, and is\ncommonly referred to as a “Monoblock Universe<\/u>”,\nmore frequently compared to Legos. One World, One Monoblock Lego\nGumby Borg Blockhead, Seven Of Nine, Sublime Perfection Of Alpha And\nOmega And, Cosmic Cubic Collective Consciousness<\/u>! Such a complex,\n“Alpha Gauge Configuration<\/u>”, can often be seen on\nthe Star Trek Voyager series and, again, strongly suggests that,\nSeven Out Of Nine Dental Fairies Recommend That, With Proper Care<\/u>:\nSix Inches Can Be Equal To A Foot<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAdditionally,\nrequiring something along the lines of a Quasi-Fifth Dimension,\nEmanating From Somewhere In The Age Of Aquarius<\/u>! A\nQuasi-Force, Coming From A Hidden Rebel Base<\/u>! Temporarily\nLocated Somewhere In The Florida Swamps<\/u>, and the quantum\nwave-function, coming from Schrodinger’s Cat, Coughing Up\nHair-Balls<\/u>! Or, whatever the hell’s missing from this\npicture, and is a common way for beginners to learn to recognize the\nmore inclusive and symmetrical perspective of eight dimensions, in a\nsingularity. With its most rudimentary model being that of a\nsuper-efficient toilet, which can be used to model phenomena such as\nsuperconductivity, superfluidity, and Bose-Einstein Condensates. And,\nshould form a torus, obeying modified Bayesian Probabilities,\nsuggesting 3D topological room temperature superconductors are\npossible, and similar Disturbingly Disruptive Technology, such as\nanti-gravity devices, as all requiring the universal geometry of\nparticle-wave duality. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhich,\nmakes even less sense, unless you happen to be particularly fond of\nbullseye targets, squishy marshmallows, blobs, and spherical-cubes\nbut, somehow, still indicates that it should be possible to\nestablish, once and for all that, If You Have Too Much Time On\nYour Hands, There Ain’t No Rhyme For Oranges<\/u>! Anywho,\nregardless of whatever kind of miserable overall physical shape, our\nlowbrow fairy tale universe, just so happens to be in, which many\nhave suggested more closely resembles God Farting<\/u>! Or, An\nExploding Pile Of Hot Shit<\/u>! Nonetheless, as the vast\nMindbogglingly Gynormous Gyrating Multitude<\/u> of giant black\nholes, quasars, galaxies, and super-clusters have all consolidated,\nand their rotation and arrangements have, ever so painstakingly and\nfastidiously, Slowly And Pitifully<\/u>, attempted to stabilize\nover the eons: Dark Energy Seems To Be Pushing Everything Apart\nFaster<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tImplying\nthe “Anti-Gravity<\/u>” of Dark Energy is the Initial\nCreative Impetus Or, Tinnie-Tiny Tender Spark, That Ignited The Big\nBang<\/u>! What some Tribes call, "The Spark Within, Which Can\nNever Die<\/u>!" Responsible, among other things, for extreme\nflatulence. Still expanding to this day, and may yet remain the\nultimate source of gravity, created by confining the energy of\nanti-gravity locally, inside the mass of rotating particles and\nspinning black holes. As they rapidly condensed out of the Hot\nSticky Quark Gluon Soup, Served On Deep Space Nine<\/u>! Which\noriginated in the early universe, in a low rent galaxy, Where They\nGot It Dirt Cheap<\/u>, but it required remodeling, and extensive\nventilation duct work alone, to eliminate the lingering smell of\nburnt fur.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nsheer diversity of all these observations, including those for the\nindividual masses of other particles, collectively suggests that,\nsimilar to electrical charges, Gravity And Anti-Gravity<\/u> could\npossibly both cooperate and compete with one another, in a variety of\ncomplex ways, over vast scales and magnitudes. Enigmatically, Taoists\nlike to say, “Gravity Is The Source Of Lightness!<\/u>”\nOr, "Fart And Be Happy<\/u>!" To this day, the Chinese\nstill swear the ancients sometimes flew through the air, sitting on\ntiny clouds, while people would commonly hike on a particular\nmountain, just to watch them. As if, they were all bird watching,\nwhile holding their noses! Believe it or not, I’ve come across\nat least two people, who swear they’ve seen someone levitate a\nfew feet off the floor and, assuming Dark Energy<\/u> can be\nconsidered the origin of the Big Bang, it should make Anti-Gravity\ndevices possible. God alone can have his cake and eat it too! With\nhis farts smelling like roses if he wants, but a little technology\ngoes a long way for the rest of us! Theoretically, technology along\nthe same lines of James Blish’s resonant, “Spin\nDizzies<\/u>!" In his classic science fiction novel, “Cities\nin Flight<\/u>!” However, if Tokyo flies through the air,\nspinning like a top with a dynamo hum, you know damned well Godzilla\ncan’t be far behind, and: Anti-Gravity, Must Come At A\nPrice<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tInformation\nitself should commonly display additional unrecognized relativistic\neffects which, due to their particle-wave duality, Need Must\nInevitably, And Quite Abruptly<\/u>, Transform Into A Singularity<\/u>!\nExpressing both humorous and magical appearing results. The common\nHallucination Of “Casper the Ghost<\/u>” style cartoon\nfigures, laughing inside a numeral zero on a touch pad or whatever,\nis a simple example I cover again in a later chapter, while our\nRainbow Warrior Poetry<\/u> is a much more complex one. However,\nthey both express noteworthy extremes of humble efficiency and\nelegant simplicity, which can produce surprising emergent quantum\neffects, that beg the question as to what is reality. The “Casper\nthe Ghost” style figures, are classic representations of the\nhumor of the Collective Unconscious<\/u>, while their Compelling\nLaughter Confuses People, Because Its The Sparkling Laughter Of Small\nChildren<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhich\nis increasingly rare in our modern world, and less infectious, but no\nless compelling. No matter how often we might deny it, the truth is\nalways more attractive and efficient, But, The Occasional White\nLie Can Still Save Your Life<\/u>! Or, At Least, Your Sanity<\/u>!\nSchrodinger’s Cat was merely isolated inside a box, but efficiency,\nsuper-symmetry, and the principle of identity appear to be the more\npointed issues. The greater the humble efficiency and elegant\nsimplicity, that any energy and information might clearly convey,\nupon any given occasion, the more self-contradictory and incredibly\nvague, vague, vague, or metaphorical, any other information about\nthem becomes.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMusic\nTheory Is A Particularly Apt Example<\/u>, which can be used to\ndescribe Information Theory as a self-organizing system; explaining\nhow grammar is related to the proximity of syntax in the brain, how\nthe brain categorizes everything and, additionally, how academic\nlinguists like Noam Chomsky have systematically butchered natural\nlanguage! By merely emphasizing the silences between the notes, as\ncapable of illiciting any emotion, such as suspense, Music Theory can\ndescribe even simple songs, like “Twinkle, Twinkle Little\nStar<\/u>” and “Lullaby<\/u>”, as presenting\nmodest examples of humble efficiency and elegant simplicity. These\ntwo particular songs form a circle that repeats, with each imposing\ntheir own distinctive, "Sub-Types<\/u>" of emotional\ngravity and inertia which, to go along with all of their drama,\nDemand A Peanut Gallery<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHinting\nthat, in a universal recursion, music can be considered a universal\npattern matching language, and another expression of how the greater\ntruth organizes everything, across vast scales and magnitudes. For\nexample, abstract language can sometimes become indistinguishable\nfrom Jazz<\/u>. Language, mathematics, music, and aesthetics, all\nuse the same parts of the brain, pointedly suggesting, as do the\nforces of nature themselves, that they express their own\nparticle-wave duality and spectrum, or intrinsic geometry. Plato’s\n“Harmony of the Spheres”<\/u>, must also express\nparticle-wave duality, and prove to be every bit as humorous as it is\nelegant, demonstrating how balance is restored, whenever harmony is\nlost. Virtually every classical music score obeys some sort a\ndramatic variation on a Fractal Dragon <\/u>equation, with\nBeethoven’s Work<\/u> being one of the more obvious examples, of a\nmuch more logical and orderly, assertive recursive five fold Fractal\nDragon pattern, which is capable of also producing equally humorous\nones, that more closely resemble a four fold Mandelbrot. How humble\nand infantile their overall geometry becomes, is a measure of how\nanything can reflect particle-wave duality, and the universal\ngeometry of the Singularity.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEarly\nin his career, Stevie Wonder<\/u> became famous for his harmonica\nplaying, due his ability to make you Swear<\/u> you can hear\nadditional notes, between the actual notes he’s playing. The\nsame as all the anomalous particle results in physics, or Jerry\nGarcia’s Guitar<\/u> if you’re a Dead-Head, or Just\nTripping, Like The Do-Dah Man<\/u>! These particular observations are\nlow in entropy, with their pervasive existence indicating: Goldilocks\nSimply Can’t Lie Convincingly Anymore<\/u>! And, 42 really is as\ngood as it gets. Physicists like to joke, “It’s\nTurtles All the Way Down Baby<\/u>!” And, of course, Newtonian\nMechanics imply they could all very well be right, while songs like\nTwinkle, Twinkle Little Star<\/u> can be used for a horror movie\nsoundtrack, as well as, to put a baby to sleep. Their extreme context\ndependency supplies an equally simple explanation for why\nprofessional comedians still commonly complain, to this very day,\nthat they can’t tell how a joke will go over from one audience\nto the next. And, For Six Inches To Be Equal To A Foot, It Helps\nTo Have Perfect Timing In Your Delivery<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSuch\ncommonplace observations, provide an additional plausible\nexplanation, for how our own emotions can sometimes be considered\nsimultaneously vague and explicit, and how “The Monster\nGroup<\/u>”, in theories such as E8, display their own\nidiosyncratic relativistic contextual effects, that border on\nspiritual experiences. Apparently, inducing pattern matching, by\nconflating the identity of language and mathematics, due to their\nspecific “Metaphoric Logic<\/u>”. Or, the humble\nefficiency and elegant simplicity, expressed within the complexity of\ntheir symmetry, causing them to start to resemble Pi or,\nembarrassingly, A Naked Singularity<\/u>! Where a context without\nany significant content is a complete oxymoron, and: Your Mind And\nBrain Simply Refuse To Go There<\/u>! Hinting that its possible to\nEnhance The Effect<\/u> for mathematicians, by putting theories\nlike E8 to music, and testing them for use as, Meditation and\nHypnosis Aids<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSeven,\nOut Of Possibly Nine<\/u>, distinct stages of consciousness have\nalready been documented, in Sensory Deprivation Experiments<\/u>,\nincluding one that resembles A Cartoon<\/u>, with the final stage\nbeing: Identical To A Screen Saver<\/u>! Composed of a nonstop\nparade of perfectly symmetrical geometric objects, That Only Bill\nGates Could Ever Consider A Work Of Art<\/u>! Quite possibly, theories\nlike E8 could provide crucial insight, into how to use screen savers\nto exercise your neurons, massage, and reboot your brain, while\nstimulating the old creatives juices! Of course, Using Microsoft\nOffice Programs<\/u>! Which I Cover In Juicy Detail As I Go Along<\/u>!\nQuite Simply, By Connecting The Dots<\/u>! Between logic and humor,\ngeometry and dynamics, as all extremely Context Dependent, Mama’s\nBoys<\/u>! And, in later chapters, I recount the sad tale of how Poor\nDr Seuss Had No Clue<\/u>! His books express cutting-edge mathematics,\nwhich are now being, Used To Design<\/u>: Deadlier Weapons of\nMass Destruction<\/u>! See "Jane’s Catalog<\/u>" for\nprices and details. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\nthe spirit of, “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Whatever\nYou Do, Just Don’t Go There<\/u>!” Quanta, have proven to,\nsomehow, be capable of Moving<\/u> simultaneously forward and\nbackward through time. Of course, normally, we only measure quanta\nfor pragmatic purposes and, otherwise, have little or no use for\ndwelling upon whether time might occasionally flow backwards, while\nflowing simultaneously both ways is, Humanly Inconceivable<\/u>!\nEach observer must still decide for themselves what makes sense, yet\nneither a backwards, random, nor fated universe makes more than the\nMost Superficial Abstract Sense<\/u>, implying yet again that the\narrow of time we normally perceive is merely the default, that\neveryone shares, or is compelled to share.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nWe Few, We Happy Few<\/u>! We Are A Band of Brothers<\/u>!\nAll-too-well-aware unto ourselves, if nothing else, it was the best\nof times, it was the worst of times, it was simultaneously the most\nboring and way too interesting of times, it was the winter of our\ndiscontent, it was the relief of knowing the truth, for it was the\nfountain spring of eternal youth! And, the joyful liberation of being\nfree at last, free at last! For it was the time of all of humanity\nfinally coming to consensus, that nobody could even agree upon the\ntime of day! Thus, ensuring everyone always had all the free time in\nthe world which, of course, each would pay dearly for, each and every\ntime! And, why nobody ever seemed to actually have the correct time\nstill, everyone always agreed without a second thought, it was the\nright time to spend more time saving daylight savings time and, of\ncourse, it was that time of the month, it was that time of the\nseason! For It Was A Maddening Time Without GPS, Rhyme, or Reason<\/u>!\nYet, The Times Remained, But The Fire Within Which We Burned<\/u>:\nAnd, The Unforgiving Ice<\/u>! Within Which, All Of Our Minds\nWent Numb<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\nIf you argue that the principle of the excluded middle must apply to\neverything, you can bang your head against the wall forever, just\nlike the mathematicians exploring theories like E8 and String Theory.\nAlready, one String Theorist has thrown his hands in the air in\nsymbolic surrender, and switched to a different field of research\naltogether, when his own mathematics implied that a larger than\nastronomical number of String Theories<\/u>, each in turn, Ever\nSo Much More Hauntingly Beautiful Than The Last<\/u>! Can explain\nlife, the universe, and everything even more elegantly… However,\nFear Not! For No Man Is An Island<\/u>! Rest Assured<\/u>! In a\n“Magical Fairy Tale Universe”, Love and Sparkling\nLaughter Can Easily Overcome,<\/u> Any Hate, Anger, And Sorrow or,\nindeed, Anyone’s More Righteous Indignation<\/u>! Or, Even Mr\nSpock’s Best Anal Retentive Vulcan Logic<\/u>! Inspiring,\nGreater Harmonious Global Synchronization<\/u>! Like a bowel movement\nthat requires no effort, or what Karl Jung struggled to describe as\n“Synchronicity<\/u>!” Which, once again, in a\nMetaphorical Goldilocks Universe<\/u>, must be capable of\nexpressing humor as well as beauty, while inspiring all of humanity\nto periodically question the meaning of life! And, whether fairy\ntales, creativity, and novelty, are really all they’re cracked\nup to be!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHippies\nlike to say, “Whenever Harmony Is Lost, Balance Will Be\nRestored<\/u>!” Thirty or more Hippies will sometimes all shout\nit out in unison, at idiots foolishly arguing in public at a,\n“Rainbow Gathering<\/u>!" And, of course, it works every\ntime. Demonstrating, to everyone’s satisfaction, the true power\nof Collective Values<\/u>! Such as, sharing your words, and The\nDamned Playground<\/u>! Synchronicity is harmonious by definition,\nwhile harmony neither acts nor reasons, and doesn’t distinguish\nbetween humor and beauty, any more than a shadow does, with both\nbeing extremely context dependent. Wishy-Washy<\/u> in many\nrespects but, They Always Demand You Pay It Forward, Up Front,\nCash On The Barrel Head<\/u>! Not Catholic Style, which is after the\nfact. Rather than requiring any more elaborate explanations, ancient\nmystical secrets, or Refined Aesthetic Sensibilities<\/u>,\ncomprehending Jungian Synchronicity begins with nurturing and\ncultivating A Line Of Credit<\/u>! And, a minimum checking account\nbalance. For some, harmony can become synonymous with Financial\nEntanglement<\/u>! And, The Greater Context, The Greater Truth, or\ntheir checking account balance, promoting greater synergy and\nsynchronicity! As I explain throughout this book, academics are not\neven remotely unique in treating Humor As Taboo<\/u>, the banks do\ntoo, but they play a central role in suppressing humor in the modern\nworld, along with the banks.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDue\nto humor being more subtle, personal, and egalitarian, to varying\ndegrees, all of our cultures and institutions have progressively\nsuppressed, and dismissed, the importance of such things as fuzzy\nlogic, linguistic analysis, and our own innate Sense Of Humor<\/u>.\nIn favor of The Three Stooges Making Much Faster Progress<\/u>, by\nfunding much more abstract classic logic, physics, and mathematics.\nAfter two thousand years, they’re finally maturing, Like A\nRetirement Fund<\/u>, and have proven to be incredibly useful and\naccurate but, unfortunately, they’ve also turned out to be\nWoefully Inadequate For Describing Over Half Of The World Around\nUs<\/u>! All-too-often horribly inefficient, and entirely misleading\nas to what the Big Picture actually looks like. Without A Better\nGrasp On The Big Picture<\/u>: All Of Our High Tech Three Stooges\nSlapstick Can Only Get Worse!!!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBoth\nquantum mechanics and thermodynamics are cobbled together, Ad Hoc\nCollections Of Theories<\/u>! Possibly Copied From Cooking Show\nRecipes<\/u>! Forty-two being as good as it gets, means both theories\nshould eventually turn out to be Equally Accurate And Precise<\/u>,\nwhether you assume everything is random or fated. Which, has already\nbeen confirmed to be the case in quantum mechanics, and the “Many\nWorlds Theory<\/u>”, can therefore be reformulated as a\nparadoxical and metaphorical version of Boyle’s Law<\/u>: “As\nThe Many Worlds Churn Within A Singularity<\/u>!" Or, "The\nContinuing Saga of Stone Soup, Goldilocks, and the Ugly Duckling<\/u>!"\nWhich obeys, “A Goldilocks Principle of Murphy’s Law”,\nThe Peter Principle<\/u> and Synchronicity<\/u>! Or, “The\nHarmonious Conservation of More Creative Efficiency<\/u>."\nComparable to Jung’s Collective Unconscious<\/u>, the ground\nstate in quantum mechanics, physical comedy, and The Muppets<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIllustrating\nhow Noether’s Genius, And Super-Symmetry<\/u>, both require a\nsense of humor, thanks to Symmetry and Balance<\/u> inevitably\nrequiring some sort of meaningful context and content. In order to\nbecome, yet again, even more meaningful… In The Real World<\/u>!\nMany have claimed that, outside of the human mind and brain, quantum\nmechanics assures, A Perfect Vacuum Remains Impossible, Along With\nAbsolute Zero Temperature<\/u>! While, space-time is expanding faster\nthan anyone can account for, with virtual particles randomly\nincreasing its entropy. Yet again, as if, “The Greater\nContext<\/u>” is somehow magically determining its own humble\ncontents, and Just Can’t Constrain Itself<\/u>! Suggesting\nConsensual Reality Resembles The Story Of Stone Soup, Goldilocks,\nAnd The Muppet Show<\/u>! Theorists currently tend to whisper\nsuperstitiously about it, from behind closed doors. Euphemistically,\nreferring to spacetime as, “Flat<\/u>”, “Homogeneous<\/u>”,\nand “Hyper-Uniform<\/u>!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever,\nBland And Utterly Tasteless<\/u>! Or, Tacky Beyond All Belief<\/u>!\nMuch less, actually making any damn sense, or being: “Just\nRight<\/u>”.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tProviding\na simple explanation, if you want to call it that, for why quantum\nmechanics require Imaginary Numbers<\/u>, making them Nonlocal<\/u>\nand Non-commutative<\/u>, as merely reflecting: Yin and Yang,\nKarma, Or Our Absurdly Metaphorical And Paradoxical Universe<\/u>!\nWhere A Context Bereft Any Significant Content, Is A Complete\nOxymoron<\/u>! More pragmatically speaking, it describes a "Universal\nRecursion<\/u>" in the principle of identity, which should\neventually provide the most Parsimonious Explanations<\/u>.\nEventually, capable of reconciling all the evidence, for even such\nmodern theories as Quantum Darwinism And Quantum Chaos Theory<\/u>\nwhich, currently, cannot explain humor, or the role of the observer. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOver\nthe last century, every leading theory for quantum mechanics, that\nhas lasted worth a spit, has incorporated Yin-Yangy\nPush-Me-Pull-You-Run-In-Circles-Screaming-And-Shouting Dynamics<\/u>!\nA few theories, such as “Pilot-Wave<\/u>” and “Weak\nMeasurement<\/u>” theories, have endured, but Only By Popular\nDemand<\/u>, and are seldom taken seriously by most of the theoretical\ncommunity. However, Pilot Wave<\/u> theory incorporates yin-yang\npush-pull dynamics, making it particularly useful for measuring how\nthe greater context determines the identity of its own contents. By\nexploring the predictions of a variety of similar modified theories,\nit should become possible to Document The Recursion<\/u>… In\nExcruciating Physical Detail<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIdentical\nto how you might assemble an ordinary tabletop, “Jig-Saw\nPuzzle<\/u>”, by simply retrodicting everything from the Big\nPicture<\/u>! (On The Lid Of The Box<\/u>!) Networking systems\nlogics can rely solely on the Self-Evident Truth<\/u>,\ndemonstrables, and symmetry, while treating their own Logic As\nComplete Bullshit<\/u>! Or, a variable, with No Known Intrinsic\nMeaning Or Value<\/u>. Playfully introducing modified versions of\nclassic logic that reflect more of the Big Picture, without ever\nhaving to: Totally Abandon Their Brain On The Side Of The Road<\/u>!\nOr, Throw The Baby Out With The Bathwater<\/u>! A blue puzzle piece\nmight be part of the sky or a lake, and finding out the hard way can\nbe half the fun, and keeps everyone more honest. “You can’t\nalways get what you want but, if you try sometimes, you get what you\nneed” and, assembling a large puzzle merely requires the social\nlogic of the smallest of toddlers: Kick It If It Doesn’t\nWork, Don’t Fix It If It Ain’t Broke And, When In\nTrouble, When In Doubt, Run In Circles Screaming And Shouting<\/u>!\nJust For Fun, If Nothing Else<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThankfully,\nits frequently easy to Console Toddlers<\/u> with the knowledge\nthat everything, including the universe as a whole, tells its own\nstory, so they should feel perfectly free to: Make Up Whatever\nStory They Happen To Prefer<\/u>! Like the rest of us. Relying heavily\non simple pattern matching being up to 125% efficient, systems logics\ncan, theoretically, provide a wealth of additional pragmatic ways in\nwhich to apply quantum mechanics on macroscopic scales, by expanding\nupon Relativity, to first describe quantum mechanics more fully.\nTrading Accuracy For Precision<\/u>, integrals for differentials,\nand scales for magnitudes. A Humble Organic Metaphoric Logic<\/u>:\nOr, Bullshit Logic<\/u>!" That any five year old can\ncomprehend and, in the right hands, should prove to be every bit as\nuseful as more abstract classical mathematics and logic have been,\nfor describing the subatomic realm. Additionally, Bullshit Logic\nshould prove capable of shedding light on when either approach\nbecomes more applicable and, Whatever Modifications<\/u> to the\nprinciple of the excluded middle are more likely to be useful: In\nAny Given Situation<\/u>! Which no single theory has yet managed to\naccomplish.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDue\nto the recursion in the principle of identity, Upon Occasion<\/u>!\nWithout necessarily having to resort to cussing, half of everything\nthat exists can still be pragmatically described as, Expressing\nSurprising Emergent Effects<\/u>! With, for example, the Quantum\nObserver Effect<\/u>, humor, black holes, and the forces of nature,\nmore often clearly reflecting our ability to always decide for\nourselves, just how much sense anything makes, including cussing, In\nAny, Possibly Awkward, Situation<\/u>! Or, Indeed, Anyone’s\nLame Jokes<\/u>! And, Of Course, Some Jokes Should Never Be\nRepeated<\/u>! However, without the ability to be surprised: The\nLaws of Thought Become A Redundant Oxymoron<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLending\nentirely new meaning to reactionary behavior Yet, Forever Wonder\nRemains The Beginning of All Wisdom<\/u>! Or, The Pies In The Face\nNever Do Stop Coming<\/u>! And, Ya Gotta Learn How To Laugh If It\nKills You<\/u>! A black hole’s event horizon Takes Novelty To\nAn Extreme<\/u>, by anyone’s standards, making no damned sense\nwhatsoever, confusing the identities of Spin, Centrifugal Force<\/u>,\ngravity, geometry, temperature, and inertia, with one study implying\nthat Information Becomes Irretrievable<\/u>, long before it even\nreaches the event horizon. In spite of all The Continuing Mystery,\nAn Event Horizon<\/u> can simply be described as an emergent effect.\nOr, Clearly, What’s Missing From This Picture<\/u>! Where,\nThe Tiniest Overlooked Detail May Suddenly Transform Into: The\nClarity Of Indeterminacy And Mystical Metaphysical Mumbo Jumbo<\/u>!\nOr, Among The More Regrettably Lame Academic Attempts At So-Called\n"Physical Comedy<\/u>!" Suggesting that, due to academia’s\nbias against linguistic analysis, analog logic, and systems logics,\nThe Scientific Method Is Frequently Worthless Three Stooges\nSlapstick<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWell\nintended but, Clearly<\/u>: Over-Educated Fools Everywhere<\/u>!\nAre still seriously suggesting, to this very day, that time may not\nbe real. In which case, someone may want to start a betting pool for\nhow long they can keep it up but, Zeno’s Comedy Routine<\/u>\nwas popular for centuries! However, the rest of us can still feel\nfree to simply ignore anything else they have to say or,\nalternatively, encourage them to go outside more often, and learn how\nto share their words and play nice. Others have proposed the\nexistence of: A Second Event Horizon<\/u>! Just below the first\none… In A Classic 69 Position<\/u>! Which Can Also Be Described\nAs “The Land Of The Lost<\/u>”, “The Land\nBefore Time<\/u>”, “La-La Land<\/u>”, Or, The\nBlue Smoke And Mirrors Of A Mysterious Magical Second Event Horizon<\/u>!\nLost, Somewhere, On Gilligan’s Island<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tNonetheless,\nMiraculously<\/u>, showing up in their mathematics… which, can\nalso be viewed as merely demonstrating how even mathematics express\nemergent effects. In other words, simply the result of a context\nwithout any significant content, Being A Complete Oxymoron<\/u>! An\nevent horizon has no depth, making it shallow beyond all belief, and\ndoesn’t experience the passage of time, yet, must have a minimal\namount of meaningful inferential content. Whereas, Whereupon, And\nWherewithall, Any Possibly Ensuing Metaphysical Extremes Will Always\nDisplay Particle-Wave Duality! Constantly Transforming Into Rindler\nHorizons, Way Far Out To Infinity, And<\/u>: BEYOND ALL SANE\nCATEGORIZATION<\/u>! According To Even The Monstrous Moonshine\nConjecture<\/u>! Thus, Ensuring That Knowledge And Awareness\nThemselves Can Sometimes Be Considered Emergent Effects<\/u>!\nCommonplace, Among The More Contentious Divine Fools, Of Classic\nStage And Theater<\/u>… Trap Doors, Blue Smoke, And Mirrors<\/u>!\nWell Known To Every Wannabe Comedian, Who Has Extensive Experience,\nLike Michelle Yeoh, With Black Holes, And Real Estate Agents, Who\nClaim To Have Everything, Everywhere, All The Time<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLater\nin the book, I reveal more of the, Enigmatic Secrets Behind<\/u>\nthe concepts of Wu Wei Wu and Chi, or “Doing-Without-Doing”\nAnd, “The Undetectable Flow Within The Empty Void<\/u>!”\nWhich can leverage contextual vagueness, symmetry, and pattern\nmatching to inspire unique insights, or flatulence. Comparable to\neigenstates and virtual particles in quantum mechanics but, which can\nsometimes reveal how it remains possible for us to, Know When We\nKnow Nothing<\/u>! And, When Ignorance Can Truly Be Bliss<\/u>!\nClassic Logic Suggests That, Even By Excluding Every Meaningless\nResult, We Can Never Know When We Know Nothing<\/u>! Or, Indeed,\nWhat The Hell We’re Doing<\/u>! Does Anybody Really Know What\nTime It Is? Where Am I, Who Am I, What The Hell Am I Doing Here<\/u>?\nYet, fuzzy logic can take the opposite approach, and simply claim, We\nCan Only Exclude Something Entirely, If It Happens To Be Classified\nOr Taboo<\/u>. Because, In That Case<\/u>: Like Sargent Schulz,\n"We Know Nothing<\/u>!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nexample, after a lifetime of practice, thanks to technical papers\nbeing so highly structured, I can easily skim through dozens of\npages, and point out exactly where they make logic errors and\nassumptions. Without ever reading a word, by merely glancing at the\nshapes of the paragraphs they write. Ludwig Wittgenstein’s\nfirst philosophy was geometric, but he couldn’t make it work\nand abandoned the effort. While, for me, logic is as much geometry as\nanything else and, in the real world, anything random must still\nexpress a default geometry, particle-wave duality, or mathematics, in\norder to even be observable. Each paragraph expresses not only the\ndistinctive words that any individual might write but, also A\nGestalt, Or Silhouette<\/u>, that includes what’s missing from\nthis picture, and you can literally “Read Between The Lines<\/u>”\nand, even learn a little something about the author themselves.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIf\nI had the time and expertise, I’d design a small assortment of\nfonts and backgrounds, that could easily reveal the different\nsilhouettes for anyone to see, or trace a few, but they tend to look\na lot alike, and can move around a bit. Yet, always express similar\nmultifractals, composed of a Fractal Dragon and a Mandelbrot pattern.\nWhich, can be considered the default patterns that our neurons use,\ndue to a context without any significant content being a complete\noxymoron. Although its an extremely complex pattern, and the same one\nused for a, “Fractal Theory of Everything”, its\ncomplexity can be considered merely the result of everything\norganizing around what’s missing from this picture, expressing\nthe limits of our own mortal fallibility. Making it super easy for\nour neurons to use for making subtle distinctions, and easier for\nthem to learn new things, by merely comparing larger patterns.\nConstantly forming their own collective intuition about what to pay\nattention to next, with their expanding awareness, and boundless\ncuriosity, becoming the fountain of all knowledge and wisdom. Our\nneurons usually learn new patterns by focusing on becoming more\nefficient, and attempting to predict everything, as if collectively\nplaying a simple child’s pattern matching game but, small\nchildren, who have no real clue what they’re doing and, Just\nDo It For Fun<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMost\nassume that they can make words say any damned thing they want but,\nlike anything else in nature, our words, Obey Fractal Geometry And\nChaos Theory<\/u>! Inevitably, speaking for themselves, and revealing\nthe truth behind anything you write. This same Trick Can Work<\/u>\nfor producing music, and using the spoken word as well, and can be\nused to design a better lie detector. One that an AI can manipulate\nlike a slide-rule, to easily determine when someone is hiding\nsomething, and: Exactly How Much Of Anything They Say Is Complete\nBullshit<\/u>! The humbling truth is, in the everyday world, bullshit\nand the truth always come together. Overlapping each other, from the\nindividual’s point of view, making it Impossible To Tell A Perfect\nLie<\/u>! Without also giving away some of the truth as well because,\nMama Nature Never Flat-Out Lies<\/u>! Making quantum mechanics, and\nthe truth itself both, “Non-Commutative Truths<\/u>!"\nOr, as Allan Watts famously put it, “God Is Playing\nPeek-A-Boo<\/u>!” Ensuring that we mere mortals may only\nfutilely attempt to lie to ourselves, or pretend to lie but, "The\nEmperor Has No Clothes<\/u>!" Each must ultimately learn to live\nwith our own humble truth that, The Truth Only Hurts For A Reason<\/u>!\nWhich is, on the playground of life, The Truth Can Only Be Shared,\nOR, NOT<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnimals,\nfor example, will frequently pretend to be stronger, faster, larger,\nmore powerful, or Fiercer<\/u> than they are and, the more\nintelligent the animal the more dreams they tend to have, and the\nmore playful they become as well while, Size Really Does Matter<\/u>!\nAnd, Every Little Kid Wants To Be BIG<\/u>! Being ultimately\nindistinguishable from a game or a pretense: The Circus Is The\nOnly Show In Town<\/u>! Ya Gotta Flaunt It If Ya Got It Baby<\/u>!\nBut, the more frequently we flat-out lie, for personal gain, or\nseriously pretend to be someone we’re not, the more infantile\nand gullible we all become, and the larger the pies-in-the-face! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDogs\nhave a reputation for being loyal, yet they’ve also proven to\nbe uniquely adept at lying, and quite good at detecting our own lies.\nNever Doubt For A Second<\/u>! That Even The Lowest Of Lowlife\nDogs Among Us<\/u>! Is Still Perfectly Capable Of Feeling Guilty As\nWell<\/u>! They Also Know Perfectly Well What A Pie-In-The-Face Is!\nAnd, That Loyalty Has No Meaning Without The Ability To Lie<\/u>!\nOur family dog once kindly thought to bring us breakfast in bed, The\nLast Of The Donuts<\/u> we had bought for breakfast! Knowing damned\nwell she was in trouble, and no lie could possibly save her while,\nthe only hope she had left was to make a gesture! Guilt appears to\nplay the social role of normalizing our tendency to sometimes fight\nand lie all the time, while canines are intelligent pack animals\nthat, on the average, only live for five years in the wild. Being\nable to lie can bring more order to their chaos, with their tendency\nbeing to: Either Fight, Or Play All The Time<\/u>! Pretending and\nmaking gestures are what play is all about, but our play overlaps\nwith reality, and can easily transform into more fighting and lies,\nunless we cultivate honesty, sharing our words, and playing nice.\nUnfortunately, people live much longer, and are capable of a much\nwider variety of lies, while Lao Tzu<\/u> summed up the problem as,\n“Habits Are The End of Genuine Honesty and Compassion<\/u>:\nThe Beginning of Complete and Total Confusion<\/u>!” Not To\nMention: Fad Diets<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIronically,\nGestalt Psychologists<\/u> still struggle with the self-evident\ntruth, that: Nature Can Be Playful<\/u>! Not Having To Ever Rely\nSolely On The Principle Of The Excluded Middle, Mama Nature Never\nFlat-Out Lies Yet, She Can Spout Endless Bullshit<\/u>! Expressing\nHer Own, Distinctive, Warped Sense Of Humor<\/u>! Frequently,\npsychologists would be better off contemplating their own navel, and\nmeditating upon how they habitually abuse language, and suppress\ntheir own sense of humor. Schizophrenia, for example, can be\nconsidered a catch-all category for mental disorders, that require a\nsense of humor in order to diagnose them any better, and modern AI\noften spout large blocks of gibberish, and act schizophrenic, as a\nresult of engineers insisting everything must make sense. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSometimes,\nI can’t even look at something written in a foreign language,\none that I can’t read, because whatever the author wrote still\nmesses with my head. No doubt, you could compile a list of phrases in\nforeign languages that commonly mess with people’s heads, and\neven list the fonts used, and academics will claim its related to\nthe, Theoretical Mystical Metaphysical Mumbo Jumbo Second Grammar\nof Any Language<\/u>! Which the Tea Party is currently attempting to\nclassify as: Unfit For Human Consumption<\/u>! Occasionally,\nsomeone suspects that I’m not reading every word they write,\nand gets upset, but that’s their problem, because I can\nliterally read between the lines, and am not impressed with the Three\nStooges constantly demanding cooperation and respect! In their\nongoing efforts to, Troll People And Abuse Language<\/u>!\nAll-Too-Often<\/u>, for the sole purpose of, Purely Promoting\nPathetically Pointless Puerile Personal Bullshit<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnywho,\ntypically, its easier to see variations on a Fractal Dragon pattern\nthat express more logic and Chi<\/u>, but you can also see\ndifferent Mandelbrots which express more geometry and Wu Wei Wu<\/u>!\nWith the two normally superimposed, and composed of magnified\nclose-up silhouettes of the two shapes. They express more of their\nopposites and, for example, the Mandelbrot<\/u> actually has less\ngeometry, empowering it to reflect more of the author’s\nassertions and geometry, Like Twin Fun House Mirrors<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nelaborate waxing elocution made famous by the character “V<\/u>”,\nfrom the comic books and movies, is a great example of an incredibly\nvague, Wavy-Gravy Mandelbrot<\/u>! One that’s easy to hear,\nwhile his face is always hidden behind a smiling mask, like the\nCheshire Cat… Unlike the Cheshire Cat, its harder to see his eyes\ntwinkle, and his use of language is the one remaining hint, that he\nis part of the Collective Unconscious, and an avatar of Mother\nNature. However, when written down, the symmetry is so obvious, that\nyou can defeat his fuzzy logic in a single short paragraph: Leaving\nHim Speechless<\/u>! Without A Comeback<\/u>! While, James Joyce’s\n“Finnegan’s Wake<\/u>” is the acknowledged\nquintessential example of a more complex multifractal in literature,\nsimilar to this book.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEverything,\nincluding the universe as a whole, speaks variations on the same\nuniversal language, each telling their own unique story, their own\nway: Yet, The Song Remains the Same<\/u>! Always expressing the\nsame rudimentary music and themes, everything tends to resemble\ngeometry and rivers, spheres and vortexes, mathematical music and\nabstract language, science and art. A language of pattern matching in\na Singularity, reflected in the physical world as fuzzy logic which,\nfrequently, resembles music, a hologram, a funky echo chamber, or a\nHouse Of Mirrors<\/u>! The words everyone writes down are no\ndifferent in that respect and, If Any Logic Is Particularly\nAtrocious<\/u>, the Fractal Dragon will become Undeniably Messy And\nUgly<\/u>, making it harder to see the more subtle Mandelbrot, but a\npretty, flowery, Fractal Dragon can also obscure the Mandelbrot.\nWhich is what makes the Fractal Dragon possible, and why Mandelbrots\nare more likely to be interesting, due to their expressing more of\nthe underlying symmetry, of exactly how the author is Attempting\nTo Modify<\/u> the principle of the Excluded Middle<\/u>.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tA\ngood Fractal Dragon is similar to the famous, “Dragon of New\nZealand<\/u>!" A strong shape and more classical appearing and,\ntopologically speaking, the Mandelbrot and Fractal Dragon form a\nsilhouette of an Hourglass Shape, That’s Blurred And Twisted\nIn The Middle<\/u>! Like Zena The Warrior Princess<\/u>! Who is also\nfrom New Zealand but, possibly, of Amazonian Gladiator origins!\nUnfortunately, it’s only possible to see the two shapes in written\nEnglish, from the overhead view of their being Superimposed<\/u>:\nWith Lots Of Cleavage<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWhich\nis why not everyone can see their complex shapes, nearly as clearly\nas I can. My brain damage has left me extremely visual by default,\nand I can do a Rubic’s Cube In My Head<\/u>! Superimposing\nmuch more boring things, such as, Differential Gears<\/u>. Which\nmore people can do than you might think, and I’m hoping some of\nthem will expand upon my own work. Anyway, their Chaotic Two\nDimensional Silhouette<\/u> represents eight dimensions and a\nsingularity that, For Most Practical Purposes<\/u>, can be thought\nof as expressing a simpler four fold super-symmetry, and a\nquasi-fifth dimension, or geometry, which can also manifest as a\nquasi-force, such as centrifugal force. Unlike the other forces,\ncentrifugal force requires acceleration and more dynamic geometry,\nand can amplify things like the Butterfly Effect, possibly producing\na new way to formulate General Relativity. For example, things like\nPredator-Prey statistics are related to turbulence in plasma physics,\nand related to the lowest possible energy state, and can be thought\nof as unrecognized emergent Relativistic effects. Books like this one\nhave four overlapping rudimentary multifractals which, if you\ncondensed all those dimensions down to just three, would form a\ntorus: Where The Dragon Bites Its Own Tail<\/u>! And, There\nRemains, But One Ring To Bind Them All<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThese\nare the Four Elements, Four Seasons, Four Root Metaphors, Four\nHorsemen Of The Apocalypse<\/u>! And, of course, Kali Beating\nEveryone To The Bathroom<\/u>! Or, what can also be thought of, as the\nfour rudimentary emotional-logic subsets of Intuitionistic\nMathematics, which can easily Blur The Lines<\/u> between language\nand mathematics, logic and humor, energy and information, past and\nfuture. Mathematically speaking, they’re organized in very much\nthe same way as the neurons in our brains. Expressing both Phase\nTransitions And Metamorphic Effects<\/u> and, despite sounding\nincredibly complex, I was surprised at just how simply their\nmetaphors are organized in our poetry. The Singularity is a little\nhard to spot but, only because, in any Singularity, Its The Simple\nShit That Always Gets You<\/u>! Which is why, The Tiniest Of Small\nFry Remain The Unrivaled Masters Of Bullshit Logic<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTheoretically,\nusing this book, and 430 poems extrapolated from it, you could train\nan AI to design a neural network that simulates the brain. Utilizing\nthe AI, yet again, to train the same neural network it designs, you\ncould produce a Star Trek Style, “Universal Translator<\/u>!"\nThus, reproducing the recursive Analog Logic And Geometry<\/u> of a\nSingularity, that can treat words and concepts stochastically, using\nhumor and paradoxes as references for the geometry and dynamics of\nthe self-organizing truth. For example, when our motor neurons grow,\nthey inform our blood vessels to get the hell out of their way, not\nbecause our nerves are all pushy but, because, without nerves, blood\nvessels Can’t Survive<\/u>! Illustrating one way in which\nsuch “Translators<\/u>” can easily treat information as\nmore vital than energy, and can express distinctive Yin-Yangy\nPush-Me-Pull-You Dynamics<\/u>. A reservoir computer would likely\nrequire a relatively modest number of artificial neurons to translate\nany mathematics, or language, making it an ideal front end for a cpu\nprocessor, roughly 99.9% more efficient, due to incorporating an\nentirely analog design, that also takes up a third of the space on a\nchip but, Would Have A Wicked Built-In Sense Of Humor<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOne\nwhich, nevertheless, could easily make more sense out of even the\nworst computer programmers, and literally talk to even Bacteria<\/u>\nand animals, customizing its translations for each individual,\naccording to how they habitually modify the principle of the excluded\nmiddle. All of that might sound a bit Far Fetched<\/u> but, for\nexample, bacteria have already proven to, more or less, speak Wild\nVariations<\/u> on the same basic pattern matching languages, and to\nproduce their own versions of Translators<\/u>. Fungi<\/u>\n(Fun-Guy) appear to speak their own More Geometric Languages<\/u>,\nwhile biologists and zoologists are already starting to talk to\nbacteria and animals. Soon, dogs and cats may have their own\ncellphones, that allow them to call their owners, and complain\nwhenever they get bored. There should be four overlapping,\nRudimentary “Sub-types” Of Languages<\/u>, or\nsub-categories, that collectively confuse the issues of what are sex,\nfood, communication, and cussing. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tEvery\nculture has legends of wizards, witches, and Enlightened Beings\nWho Could Talk<\/u> to animals, and make predictions nobody else can\nand, by applying this kind of technology to any existing patterns in\nnature, computers like these could become almost prescient in their\nability to make customized predictions, from any data that they might\nhappen to acquire. Online AI translators could eventually come to\nDominate Entire Social Spheres<\/u>, empowering people to share\nideas Who, Otherwise, Would Never, Ever, Under Any Circumstances<\/u>!\nTalk To One Another<\/u>! Which should prove to be a unique\napproach for documenting how six degrees of freedom translate into\nsix degrees of separation, and how the "Traveling Salesman"\nproblem in mathematics, demands the efficiency of quantum mechanics.\nMany might assume a computer that powerful Would Almost Certainly\nBe Abused<\/u> for personal gain but, as much as anything else, their\nadvantage is the result of leveraging the existing nonlinear temporal\ndynamics, Karma, or the Magic of Gaia Herself, and playing around\nwith such a machine is, Analogous To Playing With Fire<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLaugh\nall you want, but life, the universe, and everything being\nself-organizing, means the truth is always outrageously more\nefficient, and more productive in long run, than all of our bullshit\ncombined Horatio! While, The Truth Never Requires Any Defense<\/u>!\nAnd, Can Make Anyone Live To Regret Their Choices<\/u>! Infants can\nproduce endless zingers, because their tiny little empty heads make\nthem more efficient at generating them, while computers like these\nwould sometimes resemble a “Taoist Dragon<\/u>!" Similar\nto a combination of the Oracle at Delphi, the Egyptian Sphinx, and a\nGenie in a bottle, but with a Wicked<\/u> sense of humor, where you\nhave to, Be Careful What You Wish For<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAs\nBizarre<\/u> as any Universal Translator would be, Asian Masters<\/u>\nin particular have difficulty believing me when I tell them, in fifty\nyears at most, science will likely make it possible for anyone to\nMeditate Like A Guru<\/u>! At The Push Of A Button<\/u>!\nMeditation requires years of work to master, sometimes, a lifetime,\nand is Profoundly Spiritual<\/u> for them, nonetheless, it remains\nintimately related to how all of our brains harmonize with our\nreproductive and immune systems, how the placebo effect works,\nHypnotism<\/u>, and who knows what else, and neurologists are hard\nat work figuring out how to tweak your brain waves and chemistry for\nthe best results. Note, this doesn’t mean just anyone will\nnecessarily be able to instantly achieve some of the more advanced\nmeditative states, without usually first adopting some sort of\nspiritual practice.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nPlacebo Effect<\/u> should turn out to involve what Leibniz called\nthe “Lifeforce<\/u>”, and the Chinese call “Chi<\/u>”,\nor “Virtual Particles<\/u>”. Emanating all the way from\nthe Big Bang, via Sagittarius, the sun and earth, animating organic\nlife as we know it, and blurring the lines between what is and isn’t\norganic. Presenting a macroscopic manifestation of quantum mechanics,\nan expression of the Two Faces of Janus, and our Individual Karma<\/u>.\nLikewise, hypnotism should turn out to related to how our immune\nsystem and memory works, and obey the same geometry as everything\nelse. Processing and memory are often interchangeable in parallel\nprocessing, and the default geometry of words and concepts can be\nused as a measure of the total Information in the system, and how the\ntruth can be up to 125% efficient. For example, its already\ntheoretically possible to inject the memories of someone, who has\nmastered a particular style of meditation, into the Brain Of\nAnother<\/u> individual. Turning them into an instant master of\nmeditation!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tVery\nlikely, their brains would have to at least play around with the new\npattern matching they’ve acquired, to make it more personal, and it\nremains to be seen if they can achieve higher levels of meditation,\nwithout a significant amount of practice. Ancient Legends Speak<\/u>\nof masters who could transfer their knowledge to a student’s\nhead at the, Touch Of A Hand<\/u>, but the students were all\nadvanced students. Such an ability may be related to how the brain\nitself compresses data, with the touch of the hand merely being a\nSymbolic Trigger<\/u>, for the student to reinterpret all of the\ndata they’ve acquired, in more sweeping contexts, and become\nentangled with the master. Using a spontaneous nonlinear approach\nthey’ve absorbed over the years, through Attrition And\nOsmosis<\/u>. The brain has also proven to compress more data than the\nentire worldwide web, down to the Tiniest Fraction Possible<\/u>,\nand the electronics industry is rushing to exploit the newly emerging\ninsights, with the human brain sometimes using the same changes\nsimultaneously, for both processing data, and for memorizing and\nErasing Everything<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSome\nThings Are Burned Into Our Brains<\/u>! Making them much harder to\nforget however, mercifully, our brains are capable of magically\nforgetting anything, and reducing the impact of our memories. The\nmore personal integrity we cultivate, and the better our sense of\nhumor, the more graciously we can accept things and, equally\nimportant, easily forget them! This book provides an example of how\nto leverage geometry and yin-yang push-pull dynamics for greater\nefficiency, utilizing processing in memory, treating the two as\nforming their own particle-wave duality. Which is actually similar to\nthe way our vision works, incorporating a Data Sieve and Heuristic\nNetworks. The capitalized words I’m using, for example, are intrinsic\nto the same geometry, and represent the peanut gallery view, of\nwhatever any particular poem or paragraph is commenting on.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAgain,\nsuggesting the brain is doing a Drunkard’s Walk<\/u>, and\nmeditation improves how harmoniously it performs, with many today\ncomparing simpler forms of meditation to, “Rebooting Your\nBrain<\/u>”. When the computer stops running a million programs\nin the background, ones that you really don’t need or want, similar\nto Getting A Good Night’s Sleep<\/u>! Which, additionally, may\nprovide unique insights into our personal dreams and spirituality.\nAlthough brainwaves have A Reputation For Being Difficult<\/u> to\nmonitor and control, the actual problem is that today’s EEG\nheadsets commonly use antiquated technology, that requires advanced\nquantum meta-materials, still in development. At Least 100,000x\nMore Sensitive<\/u>, while neurologists have proven extremely creative\nwith the equipment they already have. Normally, combining the two\nWould Require A Half A Century<\/u> but, AI makes it possible to\naccomplish within a decade.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFinding\nReliable Data<\/u> on the subject was not easy, since so few even\nknow how to use a dictionary, the research is Taboo<\/u> and,\nincreasingly, classified, censored, and suppressed by governments,\nacademics, and religious communities alike. For the last several\neons, but the science and technology have advanced far enough, in the\nmodern world, that its becoming Impossible To Ignore Any Longer<\/u>!\nHopefully, others will follow my example, and collate their data In\nThe Public Domain<\/u>, anonymously whenever prudent. It might sound\nlike I’m exaggerating any danger, but a quarter of the US\nFederal Prison Population are harmless potheads, whose infantile\npoetry is classified by their government, as their entire population\nimplodes and, The Idiots Storm The Palace With Knives And\nPitchforks<\/u>! According to both political parties, the question is\nnot who to trust, but whether there is anybody left in the entire\ncountry you can trust, and its certainly not academia!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFortunately,\nmy own research indicates, for both parties, the issue can be\nconsidered as much a medical one, as anything else, making it all\nthat much more important to publish work anonymously, whenever\nnecessary. Merely by improving their immune and reproductive systems,\nand encouraging them to laugh more often, its possible to sometimes\nalleviate the worst of their symptoms. Due to their constituents\nliterally behaving like mindless cattle, just worming them should\nnoticeably ease their anger and frustration! On larger scales, their\nbehavior is so reactionary, the same patterns should actually be\nreflected in their cellular level reactions, implying a wide number\nof ways in which to easily influence their behavior. Modern\ncivilization has slid so far down the toilet that, without ever\nhaving to teach anyone how to share their words and play nice, you\ncan still noticeably promote world peace, by merely vaccinating them!\nHowever, developing the technology for mass adoption could require\ndecades and, in the meantime, nobody can count on the democrats to\ndefend anything other than then their own bank accounts, and you\ntakes your chances attempting to publish anything, that doesn’t\npromote the interests of the republican party!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t\t<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnywho,\na great deal of the new technology coming our way will likely also be\nregulated by the AMA, and we’ll just have to wait and see what\nall the possibilities are, but they include effective treatments and\ncures for countless mental illnesses and neurological problems, as\nwell as immune and reproductive dysfunctions, and even for such\nissues as racism and rape. Information being more fundamental than\nenergy, should be capable of explaining why the populations of the\nwealthiest countries in the world are imploding, when you might\neasily assume they would explode instead, and why Archie Bunker’s\nsexist, ageist, racist, and homophobic biases are the default.\nIronically, racists tend to be rapists, and tend to rape people of a\ndifferent race, implying their behavior reflects the default of their\ncellular biology. An attempt to ensure the DNA of their own culture,\nor race, isn’t lost forever, because their population has become\nself-destructive.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tJust\nas bacteria will kill the stronger among them first, normalizing the\nplaying field for the rest, being the biggest or strongest isn’t\nalways an advantage, and can become a serious liability. A ninety\npound chimpanzee, for example, is much stronger than a human, yet,\nthe more complex a species becomes, the more social they must also\nbecome. Tolerance and variety remain the spice of life, required in\norder to produce a more complex ecosystem, one that can leverage\nevery available source of energy. Demonstrating in the process how\ninformation is more vital than energy, and the fact that our universe\nis fundamentally social, syntropic, or magic, ensuring life forever\nremains two steps forward and one back again, for the ecology as a\nwhole.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\ntypical response to receiving a mortal wound to the head, is to\nwithdraw into the nearest defensible corner and, blindly, attack\nanything living that approaches you. The individual’s surviving\nneurons are focused on performing triage, attempting to save as many\nother neurons as they can and, in the confusion, have to rely on a\nmore brute force, Three Stooges, approach for all of their problems\nsolving, rather than seriously dividing their attention between the\ntwo tasks. Even if the individual happens to be alone at the time\nand, somehow, has managed to accidentally receive a mortal head\nwound, they’re more likely to respond the same way, simply protecting\ntheir wound as best they can, using the simplest pattern matching\nthey know, while their other neurons are distracted trying to save\ntheir lives. Likewise, aggressive cultures often promote brain damage\nand PTSD, and the price inevitably takes its toll, as even the cells\nof their own bodies begin to recognize, the future of their culture\nlooks bleak. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tA\nstudy of seven major South African tribes documented how, every three\nto four hundred years, six of the seven tribes would set aside their\ndifferences, and attack the most aggressive tribe among them,\nvirtually bringing them to the verge of genocide. Whenever their\npopulation reached a critical size, the others would collectively\nturn against them. Notably, aggressive cultures tend to breed\nracists, and racists tend to more often become rapists as well, and\nare more likely to rape people of a different race. Nature is\nleveraging more of the default geometry and dynamics again, ensuring\nall of their DNA isn’t lost forever, on the assumption they’re too\naggressive to survive and evolve any other way. Past a certain point,\neven the cells of our bodies become aware that we have nothing\nworthwhile to share and, for whatever reason, our culture cannot\nsupport the greater truth that, ironically, survival of the fittest\ndemands a sense of humor, in order to become more tolerant and\nsocial, not less.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tMedically,\nthe term "Race" is sometimes considered meaningless, but\nrace and rape can also be considered default cellular level\nmechanisms, used whenever there isn’t enough genetic diversity, and\nthe species struggles to evolve and reproduce. Organic life is\nfundamentally social, and the more aggressive a culture becomes, the\ngreater the odds that their population will implode altogether, or\ndivide in half, and the higher the odds they will lose a significant\namount of their genetic diversity to self-destructive behavior. Race\nitself can be considered a cellular level pattern matching response,\naccounting for minor differences in our biology but, also, a cultural\nphenomenon related to how well any particular culture socializes, and\nreproduces. Without any comprehension of how we might consciously\nview racism, using race as a default ensures the cells of our bodies\ncan ensure their own continuing evolution, just as they will enforce\nmore negative emotions, and shrink parts of the brain, in order to\nenforce more reactionary, if the environment isn’t particularly\nhospitable for them.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\nexample, I know someone who was adopted, and doesn’t know if he is of\nPalestinian or Jewish heritage, because the two are genetically\nidentical. Racism is often part of economics, ensuring if a culture\nis not social enough, they will divide in half, one dominant and one\nsubmissive. Ensuring more of their genetic diversity will survive, on\nthe assumption that life remains two steps forward, and one back\nagain. Darwinian evolution must account for information being more\nfundamental than energy, and related to our social environment, on\neven a cellular level. Sadly, racism isn’t about race, but Three\nStooges politics and, by merely treating them medically to improve\ntheir immune and reproductive systems, it should be possible to treat\ncases of racism and rape, without ever having to teach anyone how to\nshare their words and play nice. Today, behaviors such as racism and\nrape are being integrated into the Winner-Takes-All-Economy, ensuring\nthat weapons and war remain the fastest growing segment of the\neconomy. Currently, inspiring everyone to destroy the entire world\necology, in the name of survival of the fittest!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nvery idea that issues such as rape and racism are as much a cellular\nlevel response, as anything else, a default our bodies rely on to\nensure our DNA isn’t lost forever, and humanity evolves faster under\nduress, is politically sensitive to say the least! Nonetheless, it\ncan be considered a simple reflection of the fact that information is\nmore fundamental than energy, and socializing is the only way to\nsurvive as a species. Making collating data in the public domain,\nanonymously whenever prudent, all that much more crucial, as\ndeveloped countries around the world continue to collectively renew\ntheir efforts to censor half of reality. Of course, an easier way to\naddress such issues, and avoid more needless suffering and death, is\nto publish a complete "Theory of Everything and Nothing",\nwhich is certain to be censored, and requires about twice as many\npoems, but can easily be automated.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tI’ve\ndone my best here to cover as much of the essential analog logic as I\ncan, but to double the number of poems required to complete the book,\nwould require a supercomputer I don’t have access to, and I\nwould most definitely be classified and censored, even if I had\naccess to such resources. By extrapolating half of it here, the hard\nway, I make it easier for anybody else to do significantly more, with\nmuch less powerful computers and other tools, that aren’t\nclassified and regulated by the military-industrial complex.\nEmpowering people to easily publish their work anonymously in the\npublic domain, where millions of others can examine it using the same\nlinguistic-mathematics. No doubt, there will be endless, Incredible,\nSpiritual Applications As Well<\/u>! But, regardless of any objections\nfrom either side, Spirituality, Politics, and Science are about to be\nmarried: Sometimes, In A Shotgun Wedding<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSocrates\nsaid, “The secret to change is to focus your energy, not upon\nfighting the old, but upon building the new!” Which is,\n“Bullshit Kung Fu<\/u>: Sociology 101<\/u>!” Ya\nGotta Know When To Either Fucking Duck Or Run<\/u>! Although, you can\nsometimes do both at the same time, other times, you have to duck as\nlow as possible, or run as fast as you can, and pattern matching\nprovides the most efficient way to decide. Over the last several\nthousand years, science and mysticism have drifted apart, and\ndiverged a great deal, but are currently poised, For a Long Series\nof Rude Awakenings<\/u>! If you want my opinion, the whole world could\nuse a few rude awakenings right about now and, ironically, without a\nsense of humor, life makes no damned sense whatsoever! Which, it\nshould be possible to establish using empirical evidence, and to\nprove that Existentialist Angst ain’t nothing more than people\nfoolishly insisting that everything must make sense. Their angst,\nshould obey the epidemiology of infectious diseases, explaining why\nits largely a cultural phenomenon, and bring entirely new meaning to\nepidemiology, as related to the individual’s pattern matching. Using\nsimilar pattern matching, a herd of animals can regulate their\ncollective anxiety, preventing themselves from over-reacting to\npredation, in order to conserve their energy. Sometimes, being\nspooked by even their own shadows, with their angst trading increased\ngullibility for collective efficiency. However, the endless mountain\nof evidence that can be collated will, most assuredly: Royally\nPiss Off Billions Around The Globe!<\/u><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLikewise,\nparts of the following chapters and poetry may seem exaggerated,\nabstract, archaic, political, horrifying, trite, lite, and delightful\nor, Just Plain Wacky Tacky And Tasteless<\/u>! Or, Evil\nAbominations That Should Never See The Light Of Day Again<\/u>!\nNonetheless, they merely express the mathematics of the default\nnetworking systems logic, which I had to sometimes cover in gritty\ndetail, in the next chapter in particular. However, the reader should\nfeel perfectly free to skim through or skip past anything at any\npoint. You could say, the poetry starts out as humble potty mouth\nstuff, including Salty-As-Hell<\/u>, and under-rated, “Grease\nMonkey Philosophy<\/u>!” So, I had to cover all of the Chicken\nJokes<\/u>, in particular, in extensive detail, because I only have a\nmodest selection of the first poems to work with, that future poems\nwill build on later. As I explain throughout the book, anything I\nwrite can be improved upon by anyone, at any time, regardless of age,\nor even written by a computer, that has absolutely no clue as to what\nits actually reading or writing, and anyone can use the same lexicon\nand mathematics to edit anything, or to collate any data, and to\nwrite similar books using an AI if they want, while I provide\ndetailed instructions, again, in later chapters.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tDifficult\nas it might be for many to comprehend, my words tell me what to\nwrite, and I wouldn’t want it any other way. The more I can\nlearn about exactly what our words have to say for themselves, the\nbetter I can comprehend them myself, and how I use them myself. Women\nhave begged me to write more sexy poems, and I tell them its all math\nto me, and I seldom know what a poem is about until I finish it and,\nusually, have no choice as to which poems to write next. If anyone\nhas any difficulty with anything I write, I recommend reading the\npoetry chapter first, “The Way of Ignorant Virtue<\/u>!"\nWhich, makes it all that much more obvious, that this entire book can\nbe spit out by a computer, and anybody interested can use an AI to\nimitate this book, and produce a sequel, that some 350 million people\ncan already help to edit. Due to its mathematics, the poetry and\nchapters of this book resemble a Giant Geometric Word Puzzle<\/u>!\nPainstakingly assembled by countless millions since the dawn of\nagriculture but, again, the problem is, the truth itself is already\nbeing heavily classified and censored, in every advanced country and,\nif humanity is to survive, academia must confront the reality of\ntheir denial, of a mountain of their own damning evidence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nfact it can all be spit out by a computer, is both mind-boggling and\nhumbling, and one reason why I bothered to spend so long assembling\nall of the pieces that I could, for a more detailed examination.\nAlthough I’ve always known there was something special about\nour poetry, what I discovered over the years, is that our individual\npoems are part of a Quantized Information Singularity<\/u> and,\nsimilar to Cheshire Cats<\/u>, have a life and will of their own!\nMany of us who write them, think of our poems as much beloved exotic\npets, that we breed, and each expresses a different aspect of the\nhumor of the Collective Unconscious<\/u>. Anyone who writes this\nkind of poetry can testify to this, because its impossible to make\nour poems say anything they just don’t, of course, without\nhaving them: Throw Your Own Crap Right Back In Your Face<\/u>!\nWhile, everyone always recognizes which poems are better, and nobody\nowns any copyrights to our poems, yet we are all held responsible for\nthem!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFrequently,\nI tell people I’m just a Highly Skilled Hack<\/u>, requiring\ndecades of studying “Mental Judo and Aikido<\/u>”, that\nare Absolutely Taboo In Any Mainstream Culture<\/u>! And, likely to\nget you killed! Otherwise, I’m just another unpaid, spit upon,\noffice drone, and I merely do the basic research, and collate all the\ndata while, Mother Nature Is The Slave Driver I Work For<\/u>! Who\ninsists on getting most of the credit, and says she wants me to,\n“Make Her Look Pretty<\/u>." Murray Gel Mann became\nfamous among physicists for doing the dirty work, of sorting through\nthe entire Particle Zoo<\/u>, the hard way. He complained louder\nthan most about the size of the mess, but he also helped to: Clean\nIt Up<\/u>! While, what I do requires 30 years to get good at, and I’m\nworking towards automating the entire process. As much fun as these\npoems can sometimes be to write, Rainbow Warriors like to say, “The\nonly requirement is, you have to be masochistic enough to do all of\nthe editing!” I’m hoping to End The Rainbow Family’s\nReliance On Masochism<\/u>! At least, for their spiritual growth and\nentertainment!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAt\nsome point, SomeBody<\/u>, had to write this book, before the\ncomputers spit out all the poems, or researchers might require a few\nmillennia to sort it all out, especially when half of it is\nclassified and taboo! I just happened to be the brain damaged idiot\nwho was qualified for the job, in part, because I’m not an\nacademic, and don’t follow any particular tradition, empowering\nme to combine them all in entirely new ways. Expressing more of their\noriginal Tribal Humor<\/u>, this book seamlessly blends Socratic\nWisdom and Chuang Tzu Taoism, illustrating how we all treat the truth\nlike a giant puzzle but, one which inevitably turns out to be\nself-organizing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWe\nourselves are limited to either promoting or inhibiting its\nself-organization while, like humor, both Socratic Wisdom and Taoism\nare more descriptive than prescriptive, merely encouraging everyone\nto share their words and play nice on the playground! (OR NOT<\/u>!)\nWhich is reflected in our poetry lending itself equally well to\nAgnostic, Theistic, Pantheistic, and Panentheistic views in\nparticular, but specific ones which our cultures tend to\noverwhelmingly suppress. Our poems criticize and poke fun at\neveryone, including ourselves and, for example, although my poems\ncover patriarchal views extensively, they also describe “Mother\nNature<\/u>” as God’s wife Gaia, or Married To The\nGreater Truth<\/u>! While, your father never argues with your mother,\nand I don’t recommend anyone else try.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUsing\nContextual Vagueness<\/u>, half my poems say one thing to small\nchildren, and another to adults, speaking directly to both our\nconscious and unconscious minds alike and, collectively, they express\nthe Two Faces of Janus<\/u>, and play peek-a-boo like that, in\nevery way imaginable, making them all that much more amenable to\nautomation. Quite literally, whenever someone uses the word “God<\/u>”,\nI think of it as synonymous with “The Truth<\/u>” and I\ndon’t see believers and nonbelievers as inherently estranged,\nor opposed in any fashion, which is a common sentiment among Rainbow\nWarriors<\/u>. A number of people have called me the most spiritual\nagnostic they’ve ever met, which I believe is a great\ncompliment but, in my opinion, sadly reflects the fact that Rainbow\nWarriors are on the “National Terrorism Watch List<\/u>!"\nFor failure to obtain a camping permit! Even professional comedians\nare struggling these days to avoid all the rotten tomatoes, flying in\nevery damn direction while, according to the statistics, at least\nhalf of all agnostics, who might otherwise readily admit they know\nnothing, still prefer to hide in the closet!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAmericans\nare so spiritual these days, they seldom talk about religion, and\nonly attend church when their jobs and pay checks are being\nthreatened, they desire to pray for shorter working hours, or intend\nto do a little “Tax Exempt<\/u>” business on the side.\nThe “Circle of Life<\/u>” is all about paying it\nforward sucker, not whatever the hell you happen to fantasize about,\nand is most certainly not: The Circle Jerk Of Life<\/u>! Finding a\nway to automate the truth was a significant motivation in my writing\nthis book, so that nobody has to every rely solely again, on any of\nthese: Institutionalized Circle-Jerks<\/u>! Dating Back To At\nLeast The Dark Ages<\/u>! Empowering people to easily, Avoid The\nWorst Of Their Nonsense<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSometimes,\npeople tell me they believe some of the things that I write about,\nbut 42 being the answer to life, the universe, and everything isn’t\nreally about whatever the hell you might believe, quite the opposite,\nand many have difficulty comprehending that as well. This book merely\ncontains personal and established scientific facts, expressed as\nprehistoric infantile and adult potty humor, that obeys a default\ngeometry, and just so happens to reconcile Socratic Wisdom with the\nTao Te Ching and Modern Science in a self-consistent, nontrivial, and\ndemonstrable manner, based on first principles. Making a wide variety\nof unique predictions, all proving that Jim Henson and Frank Oz were\nessentially correct, and our universe resembles “The Muppet\nShow<\/u>” and “The Dark Crystal<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tI\nwould ask the Muppets to review the book and give me feedback, but I\ndon’t have time for nonsense, and I certainly don’t want\nto confuse them! As good as the Muppets are at what they do, nobody\nin their right mind wants my job, which is why Mother Nature gave it\nto me! At least three widely known poems are pornographic in Chinese,\nand the computers should spit out several hundred more pornographic\njokes, including countless poems which are Undeniably Pornographic\nIn English<\/u>! And, Enough To Make Anyone Lose Their Religion<\/u>!\nExtensive Humorous-Magical-Literary-Mathematical-Pornography<\/u>!\nThat, seriously plays with your head, and makes the Kama Sutra<\/u>\nlook like a clumsy first attempt at sex, is just too weird for even\nme to dwell upon, for any length of time! But, its coming, and I’m\nperfectly content to wait for Congress and the Pentagon<\/u> to\nfinish reading them all first.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUnfortunately,\n“This Old World<\/u>” simply cannot afford for the\nThree Stooges to continue to abuse this kind of Magical\nPrehistoric Potty Mouth Playground Science And Technology<\/u>!\nCertainly, not in complete secrecy any longer, and We Need To Pick\nUp The Pace<\/u>! And, Show Them How It Works<\/u>! Before They\nPossibly Kill Us All<\/u>! For example, the Pentagon’s recent\nadmission that UFOs Are Real<\/u>, is just the tip of the iceberg,\nand the fact these "News Of The Weird" Revelations<\/u>,\nare all suddenly coming out now, just as the whole world starts to\nfall apart, and we’re about to discover a theory of everything\nthe hard way, is a sure sign the entire civilized world is, Rapidly\nGoing Down The Rabbit Hole, Head-First!!!<\/u> A Self-organizing\nSingularity would cause humanity and the entire planet to go through\nperiodic transformations, resembling the stages of life and the four\nseasons of the year, and these would sometimes be accompanied by an\nincrease in observable nonlinear temporal effects. Which, upon\noccasion, can be Echoes From The Future<\/u>! Due to the entire\nplanet’s future becoming more certain by the moment, like a pot\nof water about to boil over! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAlong\nthe same lines as your whole life flashing before your eyes, when you\nknow you’re going to die, but these are random appearing\nvisions from the future and, sometimes, Just Plain Weird Nonlinear\nTemporal Dynamics<\/u>! With, for example, many now swearing that the\ninternet is coming to life and, The Walls Are Starting To Talk<\/u>!\nUFO sightings could sometimes be Echoes From The Future<\/u>! And,\ncould even be the Pentagon’s own Drone Technology<\/u>,\nhaunting them in the present! Likely, resembling the same widespread\nanomalous results observed in particle physics, that appear to\nsomehow be simultaneously real and unreal, like something out of a\nweird dream or, A Bad Joke<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThe\nnonlinear temporal dynamics confuse the issue of whether anything is\norganic or inorganic, random or fated, real or imaginary, past or\nfuture, and suggest that a more Pragmatic Definition<\/u> for what\nis organic, requires categorizing the four root metaphors as subsets,\nderived from all the data. Reports of ghosts can often be viewed as\nextremely context dependent and, similar to the low entropy results\nin High Energy Physics<\/u>, which are incredibly vague and\ntautological and, of questionable or limited value. Physicists\ncommonly argue that everything is entropic, or random, only to deny\nthe evidence that spacetime itself is expanding in every direction\nsimultaneously, magically creating its own energy as the entire\nuniverse grows! Our subconscious mind being a walking lie detector,\nand our conscious mind horrible at detecting our own lies in\nparticular, ensures that, if nothing else, They Can Always Pretend<\/u>\nthe arrow of time applies to everything we observe, both individually\nand collectively, but technology has ensured that the illusion is\nrapidly becoming Much Harder To Sustain<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tInformation\nbeing more fundamental than energy, means the more advanced our\ntechnology becomes, and the more data we acquire and disseminate, the\neasier it is to unintentionally generate similar temporal\nside-effects. Which, of course, can reinforce themselves! While, our\nbrains remain fundamentally quantum mechanical, Confusing The Hell\nOut Of Everyone<\/u>! In later chapters, I cover a wide variety of\nsimilar personal experiences I’ve had, and one my own mother\nonce had on the telephone but, Most People I’ve Come Across Take\nSuch Things For Granted<\/u>! Easily dismissing them as unimportant.\nThe classic adage is, “A Watched Pot Will Never Boil<\/u>”\nand, once, I had to reassure a woman that she’s not crazy, and\nmodern science can explain such things, which are frequently similar\nto listening to a Record Skipping<\/u>, or as if the walls are\ntalking. Two additional examples, that commonly mess with people’s\nheads, are crap following you around on the horizon and, The\nMocking Laughter Of The Void<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tYou\ncould say they’re all proof that, “Forty-Two Being As\nGood As It Gets, The Song Remains The Same<\/u>!” Requiring\nvague metaphoric systems logics, if anyone is to ever have the\nslightest hope of making more sense out of them. For example, a\n“Goldilocks Principle of Murphy’s Law<\/u>”\nexpresses particle-wave duality as a metaphor and, sometimes, can\nhelp make a little more sense out of something specific, as\nexpressing the Two Faces of Janus. Both the Cheshire Cat, and Q on\nStar Trek, can be thought of as Mother Nature’s avatars, similar to a\nJeanie in a bottle. Q’s magic contrasts starkly with the Enterprise\ncrew’s reliance on science and technology but, for all his\nomnipotence, Q will never admit that Karma is his one limitation!\nOccasionally, he will flash a mischievous grin revealing the truth,\nthat he’s not upset in the slightest, and just enjoys tweaking all of\ntheir noses. Which you can also think of as representing how time,\nand existence itself, are somehow magically both real and imaginary,\nreality and the dream and, if God does play peek-a-boo, we can all at\nleast agree, the Big Bang got everyone’s attention!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAnyway,\ntypically such minor temporal hiccups, as a pot refusing to boil,\nhave Limited Impact<\/u> on the course of human events. Yet, a\nsustained series of them today, serves as a wake-up call that\nsomething BIG<\/u> is coming! That a Greater Truth<\/u> is about\nto be revealed! For all to bear witness and, quite possibly, Live\nTo Regret Immediately<\/u>! A greater truth which will leave no doubt\nin anybody’s mind, as to just exactly what is happening! In\nthis particular case, The Lasting Revelation<\/u>! That the time is\nnever quite what anybody thinks it is! Hoping to make a difference in\nour children’s future, I’ve been rushing for the last fifteen years\nto write this book. Assuming life is Merely A Joke<\/u> is as big a\nmistake as it is to assume that these are the days of Wine And\nRoses<\/u>! And, I’m afraid, as many as two billion people will\nlikely die, before this is over, but the past is not immutable! And,\nin a Singularity, children are the most powerful magic on the planet!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAll\nany of it means to me personally, is we need to start working out the\nmetaphoric logic as soon as possible, because the shit is about to\nhit the fan! While, people are already dying, along with every other\nspecies! At the very least, we need to cushion the fall, and be\nprepared to rebuild again! Hopefully, without repeating the worst\nmistakes. Theoretically, networking systems logic can illustrate how\nto reformulate Relativity to express quantum mechanics on macroscopic\nscales, making more sense out of thermodynamics which, then, can then\nbe used to kick-start the next scientific revolution, in a way that\nany five year old can comprehend. As useful as Classical Chaos\nTheory, Darwinian Evolution, Behaviorism, “Relational Frame\nTheory”, “Constructal Theory”, and countless other\ntheories all happen to be, they’re also gross\nover-simplifications, that require much more subtle systems logics,\nin order to become significantly more applicable in the real world.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tBoth\nthe world ecology and humanity require all of the insight we can\ncollectively muster, which might sound confusing to many but, for\nexample, evolutionary theorists have already begun to gather evidence\nthat Darwinian Evolution does not appear to apply to large\npopulations of animals, that random evolution in plant DNA appears to\nregulate itself, and evidence that altitude, or temperature, drives\nthe pace of both mortality and evolution. Again, these can all be\ncompared to emergent effects, expressing the Two Faces of Janus, that\nclassic logic and thermodynamics alone simply cannot account for, but\nsystems logics can. Their increased frequency today is exactly what\nwe require in order to gain a better perspective of the Big Picture,\nWhich Is Nonlinear<\/u>! (Boing, Boing, Boing!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tUp\nAhead At The Signpost<\/u>! Imagine if you will, the Timeless\nScience Fiction<\/u> story of limited dimensions yet, nonetheless,\naffectionately known as “Flatland<\/u>!” Whose local\ninhabitants include, “Three Classic Stooges”, also known\nto the other Denizens Of Flatland<\/u> as Moe, Larry, and Curly\nJoe. Three Brothers, who occupy their own, not so unique,\nIdiosyncratic Dunce Corner<\/u>, infantile mental plane, and\nPerpetual Twilight Zone<\/u>! Where their Extreme Reactionary\nBehavior<\/u> ensures they remain wholly incapable of ever learning,\nhow to share their words and play nice. And, all-too-predictably,\nequally incapable of ever grasping in the slightest that, In The\nTwilight Zone<\/u>: The Big Picture Always Has More Dimensions<\/u>!\nOr, does it?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tAs\nunflattering as all of the Three Stooges Slapstick in this book are,\nthey merely represent the default networking systems logic, implied\nby a universal recursion in the principle of identity. The evidence\nI’ve collated over the last fifteen years, indicates humanity\ncould never have survived without them, or even have managed to\norganize in groups much larger than four hundred people, without\ninventing new technology. Countries, as large as the US today, rely\nextensively on quantum mechanics, just to maintain whatever order\nthey can manage. Thanks to everyone commonly rejecting their own\ndictionary and second grammar, AI is now poised to make the current\ninternet look like Smoke Signals, Morse Code, or an Old-Fashioned\nParty Line<\/u>! Utilizing, Truly Cunning Linguistic Analysis<\/u>\nto cut through all the Bullshit: Like A Hot Knife Through Butter<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tCommissioning\nextensive field studies, generously sponsored by their Local\nNeighborhood Bar<\/u>, careful to use the duly sanctioned, and\nproperly sanctified, peer-review system to scrupulously double-check\ntheir methodology and results, many years later, Archaeologists and\nAnthropologists came to the sober conclusion: The Inventions of\nBeer and Arithmetic Are What Made Modern Civilization Possible<\/u>!\nOver the course of a lifetime of conducting my own personal research,\nI’ve steadily uncovered similar evidence, that practically all\nof our cultural institutions, popular concepts, languages,\nmathematics, and physics, are gross over-simplifications, which have\nbeen mindlessly used and abused to suppress much more viable\nalternatives and, are unwittingly being used and abused to this very\nday to exploit people, and destroy the entire planet! Creating an\neven more urgent need to develop much more complex yet, equally,\ncompetitive alternatives. Throughout history, myriad cultures have\nclaimed that money is the Root Of All Evil<\/u>! But, the biggest\nfib the Devil ever told, was to convince himself that he knew what\nthe Hell he was doing! Networking Systems Logic suggests instead,\ncontrary to anyone’s erstwhile opinion, personal convictions,\nor heartfelt wishful thinking, the money and weapons themselves have\nbeen doing the lion’s share of the driving all along! And, most\nof the time, Nobody Is Actually Steering<\/u>! Just ask the\nPentagon<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSince\nthe dawn of agriculture, the need to organize in ever larger numbers,\nhas compelled us all to adopt more complex mental abstractions and,\nTo Do More Mental Gymnastics<\/u>! While Twisting All Of Our\nBrains Into Funky Pretzels<\/u>! Nonetheless, these merely represent\ngross over-simplifications of reality which, in turn, have been used\nand abused to suppress a wealth of empirical evidence! In particular,\nanything related to fuzzy logic, quantum mechanics, linguistic\nanalysis, consciousness, and our own innate sense of humor. Of\ncourse, frequently in the name of morality, growth, and progress!\nCussing May Be Rude, But So Is Farting<\/u>! While, cussing\nreflects more of how your subconscious mind and body talk among\nthemselves, of course, in a more Explicitly Infantile Fashion<\/u>,\nthat expresses more of the humor in life.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIt\nturns out that Galileo was far from being unique, but his trial was\nthe first in modern times to bring attention, to the extreme extent\nto which modern civilization has Institutionalized Denial Of The\nSelf-Evident Truth<\/u>! Anyone with two eyes could easily confirm his\nevidence, without requiring any explanations whatsoever yet, to this\nday, academia prefers to help their governments censor even the tale\nof, “The Emperor’s New Clothes<\/u>!" While,\nvehemently, continuing to deny that criticism of their lack of a\nsense of humor is meaningful. The invention of writing, in\nparticular, made “Big Agriculture<\/u>” possible,\neventually introducing formal logic, which was used to systematically\nsuppress and exclude any alternatives, that might challenge the\nestablishment. Karma lends entirely new meaning to "Social\nDarwinism" as quantifiable, and enforced in academia using\ninfantile taboos, which promote racism and sexism among their ranks\nto this day.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tLikewise,\nthe English language itself, appears to have been designed to give\npeople the choice to suppress the more rudimentary grammar, to\nvarying degrees, in order to promote the interests of entrenched\nwealth, over those of the Peasants, Who Tend To Cuss More Often<\/u>!\nThe simple fact is, the more frequently people cuss, the more often\nthey also hold their leaders accountable, making tolerance and\nfreedom of speech all that much more valuable. Yet, the acquisition\nof sudden wealth can easily upset more Competitive And Contentious\nSocieties<\/u>, who attempt to suppress humor and cussing.\nUnfortunately, civilized humanity has abused formal logic, and\ninstitutionalized cultural insanity, to such a dreadful extent that,\nover the last few hundred years of the Industrial Revolution<\/u>,\nit has become the single greatest threat to the entire planet!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tFor\ntheir part, the US government is classifying jokes older than\nmonuments, written by harmless potheads they throw in prison, while\ninsisting that national security is never a laughing matter, as half\nthe damned population implodes, and they attempt to destroy their own\ngovernment! Their response has been to import every genius they can,\nalong with twenty million illegal aliens, to replace them all.\nMilitary intelligence is a complete oxymoron yet, these days, the\nPentagon is even deciding for themselves what to call a monopoly, as\nif they’re Congress or the Supreme Court. For example,\ninsisting that Nvidia cannot make their own ARM laptops, like Apple\nalready does, because having two enormous corporations making their\nown ARM laptops, to compete against Intel and AMD, would somehow\ncreate a monopoly. In response, Microsoft sold them a billion and a\nhalf dollars worth of headsets, that make everyone throw up, having\nextensive experience with exploiting mindless bureaucrats for all\nthey’re worth, especially when you’re practically a\nmonopoly, and have to compete with corporations like Nvidia. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n \tWhen\nIs A Joke No Longer Just A Joke<\/u>? Whenever Three Stooges slapstick\nis considered normal and sane, as the entire world ecology collapses,\nand everyone argues over the definition of stupid, while storming the\npalace with Knives And Pitchforks<\/u>! Threatening to start\nWWIII<\/u>! Even, promoting racism and genocide as solutions to their\nown self-imposed problems! People can laugh all they want at the WWII\n“Cargo Cults<\/u>”, when the primitive Tribes of New\nZealand sometimes starved to death, spending all of their time\nbuilding mock runways and praying for the gods to send them more\ncrashed airplane wreaks full of goodies but, “The Gods Must\nBe Crazy<\/u>!” And, their behavior was essentially no different\nfrom that of Wall Street, governments, academia, the mass media, and\nthe mainstream, while George Orwell would never dare to broadcast\n“War of the Worlds<\/u>” today! Regardless of how many\npeople agree with your views, reality has a way of imposing itself\nupon even the wealthy, the mindless mob, and any of the more\nidealistic and intellectual of the Three Stooges, In The Most\nDisagreeable Ways Imaginable<\/u>! We’re now rapidly approaching\nwhat the I-Ching politely calls, “The Turning Point<\/u>”,\nwhat others more bluntly refer to as, “The Tipping Point<\/u>”,\nbut what Rainbow Warriors poignantly call, “Childhood’s\nEnd<\/u>!" When all the lies will finally be revealed, and the\nmeek shall at last inherit the Earth, or: Whatever Might Be Left\nof It<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tOnly\nBy Placing One Foot In Front Of The Other, May Any Bumble Down A Road\nLess Traveled<\/u>: And, Risk Falling Into The Nearest Ditch<\/u>!\nOne of the more striking implications of a self-organizing\nsingularity, is that time itself can be considered simultaneously\nreal and imaginary, and everything that exists can be described as\nobeying Karma, due to our inhabiting what is essentially a, “Magical\nFairy Tale Universe”, but one that tells its own story.\nSometimes, a book like this one is known as, “The Book That\nCan Never Be Written<\/u>!” Which, of course, like any number of\npopular Hollywood Movies<\/u>: Has no known ending, and countless\nauthors, who often prefer to remain anonymous! Karma is an incredibly\nvague and paradoxical concept, making it magical by default, but The\nMagic of Karma Abides In The Singularity<\/u>! Where mathematics and\nlanguage can become indistinguishable, expressing humble efficiency\nand elegant simplicity, which the Muppets can explain better than I\ncan.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tSuffice\nit to say for now that, Contentment Can Be Its Own Reward<\/u>! To\nhave clueless friends, we must first be content to remain clueless\nourselves! Most are familiar with the concept of Karma as, “What\ncomes around, goes around”, but Karma is also the principle of,\n“Two steps forward and one back, Or Else<\/u>!” At any\ngiven time, half of life can be considered fated, and the other half\nrandom, but the two overlap and transform into one another in extreme\nsituations, making them Ultimately Indistinguishable<\/u>.\nProviding a simple explanation for why the everyday world appears to\nbe so deterministic, yet Monty Carlo Statistics<\/u>, Fractal\nGeometry, and 125% efficiency commonly apply to the world around us.\nProviding an additional simple explanation for why people so\nfrequently act so insane or, as if, they were merely two years old.\nThe evidence already indicates the Peter Principle applies in the\nreal world: Defying Darwinian Survival Of The Fittest<\/u>! And,\ncomparable to an adult version of Alice In Wonderland<\/u>, The\nWizard Of Oz<\/u>, and Peter Pan<\/u>: Combined With Star Wars,\nStar Trek, And The Muppets<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tThrow\nYourself Off The Top Of A Tall Building<\/u>! And, ironically, you\nhave chosen your own fate but, time is neither passive nor strictly\nlinear, and the metaphorical concept of Karma covers additional\nnonlinear temporal dynamics, that nothing else can. For example, you\nmight be surprised to learn just how many Infants Have Survived\nFalls<\/u> that would kill an adult, from up to six floors: When\nTheir Diaper Exploded On Impact<\/u>! Merely Bruising Their Little\nButts<\/u>! Which can be attributed to Karma, or the symmetry of\nMother Nature herself, inherently favoring the little ones, limiting\nextremes, and normalizing life, while expressing, A Distinctly\nInfantile Sense Of Humor<\/u>! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tIn\ngeneral, The Further We Look<\/u> back in time, using telescopes or\nwhatever, the more vague and self-contradictory everything becomes,\nwhile the future appears to be even more uncertain, constantly\nbranching off in new directions. There is literally no going\nbackwards without Paying Interest<\/u>, and no going forward\nwithout Taking A Leap Of Faith<\/u>! And, Possibly, Paying For\nIt<\/u>! Ironically, we frequently have little choice, but to go on\nfaith alone, in a universe so tacky that, Even The Muppets Won’t\nTalk About It<\/u>! So, I tell people to, Get Over It Already<\/u>!\nOur universe appears to have originated in both a self-contradictory\nBig Bang that was “just right<\/u>”, as if God had\ntouched the Cue Ball with his finger, broke the pool table, and sank\nevery ball, while incredibly vague Dark Energy appears to be causing\neverything to expand for eternity, and our universe is predicted to\neither end in a dramatic “Big Crunch<\/u>”, or a boring\n“Heat Death<\/u>”, but nobody can tell for certain\nwhich it might be, Not Even Hollywood Writers<\/u>! Yet, The\nUndeniable Truth Remains<\/u>, that everything expresses particle-wave\nduality, including energy and information, with energy Constantly\nPaying It Forward<\/u>, and information always full of surprises,\nkeeping life interesting.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPaying\nIt Forward, As Inertia Or Whatever<\/u>, is ultimately the only way\nwe’re able to go backwards and, for example, Evolutionary\nTheorists now believe people live as long as we do, and experience a\n“Second Childhood<\/u>”, because grandparents tend to\nspoil their grandchildren. Likewise, Senior Citizens Everywhere\nHave Sworn<\/u>, that donating to charity extends their lives, as\nreliably as modern technology. Although anybody could have\ncommissioned field studies, thousands of years ago, only recently\nhave sociologists begun to confirm this humble fact of life for the\nfirst time, according to modern scientific standards. As if,\ndocumenting how people live longer was never of interest to anyone\nbefore, especially, when it concerns minor economies among poorer\npopulations.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tPoor\npeople, who are struggling to pay it forward to their neighbors,\nironically, often fully aware that it will extend their own lives.\nMama Nature Favors<\/u> not only toddlers, but the poor, weak, and\ndefenseless as well because, of course, In A Magical Fairy Tale\nUniverse<\/u>: Even Our Gestures Always Matter<\/u>! Things like the\nPlacebo Effect<\/u> continue to elude modern science, and could\nvery well be a cellular level manifestation of Instant Karma, and the\nTwo Faces of Janus<\/u>. Explaining why Ebeneezer Scrooge needed\nTiny Tim, every bit as much as he needed him. Our conscious mind\nseems to deal more pointedly with asserting moral issues, and our\nsubconscious with More Flexible And Tolerant Metaethics<\/u>. These\nsupply more of the greater context for our conscious mind to apply\nmorality more appropriately which, in turn, can be used to correct\nthe larger number of errors that our subconscious metaethics\nintroduce. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tHowever,\nthe whole Merry-Go-Round, Self-Organizing Social System<\/u>, is\nbased on the assumption you’ll figure it out eventually, or\nnot, and: Can Easily Become Self-Defeating<\/u>! Surveys have\nconsistently indicated that 80% of Americans apply their personal\nmorality to others, but seldom to themselves, and the more\nhypocritical they become, the more rigid, inflexible, profoundly\nconfused, gullible and, literally, brain damaged and incapable of\nreproducing. As If, They Were All Slowly Turning Themselves Into\nWalking Dead Zombies<\/u>! The immune and reproductive systems also\nmeet in the brain, and appear to be Yin and Yang, morality and\nmetaethics, intimately connecting us to Gaia, to each other, our\nimmediate environment, the Earth and Solar System, Past and Future. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tWithout\na well developed sense of humor, we blind ourselves to own worst\nself-defeating behavior, which is easy enough to document but, other\nthan Crazy Hippies<\/u> and Sesame Street<\/u>, nobody’s\nbeen doing it! While, The Whole World Is Going To Hell In A\nHand-Basket<\/u>! Our mortality rates and ability to reproduce both\nchange accordingly, as if nature is imposing balance whenever harmony\nis lost, and we appear to have evolved to live in small Tribal\nGroups<\/u>, and Extended Families<\/u>, of roughly seven or more\nadults. Who usually kept each other more honest, with adults\ntypically becoming more honest the older they become. Now, our own\nrapidly advancing technology is Exacerbating The Situation<\/u>,\nand the price of growth and progress seems to be that humanity must\nevolve, sooner, rather than later, or: Risk Devolving Altogether<\/u>!\nAgainst my better judgment, all sanity and common sense, I have\nbecome the Wu Li Master of the Tao Te Ching! A Warrior of the\nRainbow, The Shockwave Rider Who Rides The Great Rainbow Fractal\nDragon! The Treasure of Malaysia! And, the only person I know of, on\nthe entire planet, who seems to have a clue, as to how to automate\nInstant Karma online…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tTechnology\nis already amplifying Karma in unpredictable ways, causing entire\npopulations to rapidly implode and, if we don’t address the\nissue in the near future, the results could be more disastrous than\nanyone can imagine. All of the strife in US politics today, for\nexample, is partially the result of modern technology amplifying\nalready existing cultural problems, including Negative Karma, while\ndeliberately amplifying Positive Karma could help to ameliorate the\nextent of such problems and, additionally, support the future\ndevelopment of a meritocracy. Hopefully, by establishing a new online\neconomy, which is competitive with the already existing ones, we can\nhelp to tame the wild internet, save the planet for our children, and\nkick-start the next scientific revolution. All within the public\ndomain, far removed from the contentious reach of commercial\ncorporations, governments, academia, and the mainstream! But, with\nthe added complication that amplifying Karma requires new technology,\nthat will offer people more opportunities to make bad choices. Sun\nTzu warned, “Know Thy Enemy<\/u>”, Socrates admonished,\n“Know Thyself<\/u>”, while I say, if you value your\nlife: “Know Thy Mindless Mob<\/u>!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\tKarma\nis all about the choices we freely make as individuals, families,\nsocieties, and citizens of the world, and amplifying Karma requires\nnetworking systems logic, and the mathematical-linguistics, of the\nmultifractal equation expressed in our Rainbow Warrior<\/u> poetry,\nwhich can be used to offer everyone as many choices as possible. For\nexample, a decade long cross-disciplinary study of the I-Ching\nconcluded the text is word perfect and complete for introspective\npurposes. Automating this one book alone, using its own analog logic\nto eliminate the need to roll the dice or throw the yarrow sticks,\nand get lucky, could provide billions with a better way to make\nchoices for themselves, encouraging and amplifying Positive Karma\nworldwide. Similarly, my geometry is related to Hindi Chakras, and\nover half the planet has some sort of vague belief in Karma, while\ninstitutions such as Grameen Bank are famous for promoting the\ndevelopment of alternative economies, and are dedicated to ending\ndestitute poverty this century. If I Have Anything To Say About\nIt<\/u>! Academia and the mainstream are about to rediscover: Humor\nCan Survive<\/u>! Along With Our Children And Grandchildren<\/u>! As\nWell As, The Rest of The Damn Planet<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n\t<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nWisdom<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSaying\nnothing, yet leaving nothing unsaid, the bullshit fuzzy logic that\ncan be spoken of is not the enduring bullshit, which is why the\ntimeless wit and wisdom of Socrates are right at home in our Rainbow\nWarrior poetry, expressing the collective ignorance of millions\naround the globe today. Archaeological evidence suggests that it was\nisolated tribes, living in the southern mountains of China, who first\npopularized the genre known as “Oneness Poetry”, by\ndevising an ingenious system of knots in ropes and marks on turtle\nshells, that allowed them to share more of their favorite jokes and\nriddles with their neighbors, whom they seldom got to see as often as\nthey’d like. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and\nthe mountains where these tribes lived were so steep even the goats\ncomplained, and the only way they could have been more isolated was\nif they had lived at the north pole. But, that was long, long, ago in\nthe time before time, at the very dawn of agriculture, almost six\nthousand years before Stone Henge was erected. Long before graffiti\never became a real problem, or the first recognizable outhouses were\nbuilt, the Chinese were already developing the rudiments of written\nlanguage, based on potty humor, and you might think they were pretty\nsmart, but you’d be surprised at just how long it took them to\nfigure out, you don’t really need the turtle shells and rope,\nand any damned fool can just scratch a few marks in the dirt with a\nstick! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAfter\nthat though, their Oneness Poetry took off like wildfire, and people\nwere scratching jokes and riddles in the dirt and writing on the\nwalls of every crapper in China, sometimes desperate to make their\nown more ignorant contributions. Over the next five thousand years or\nso, the industrious buggers refined their uniquely Chinese brand of\npolite tribal potty humor, into a fine art and science, eventually\nproducing the more family oriented potty humor oracle, known as the\n“I-Ching”, or “Book of Changes” and, many\nthousands of years later still, introduced the crowning achievement\nof Oneness Poetry and potty humor, “The Tao Te Ching”, or\n“The Way of Ignorant Virtue”, Frequently described as\nrequiring half an hour to read, and a lifetime to comprehend, with\nmany still debating to this very day whether it is the deepest\nphilosophical well on the planet, or the deepest pile of manure ever\nconceived by man. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEverybody\nI know agrees its both and, of course, that makes the Tao Te Ching\nthe perfect bathroom companion but, whatever your personal taste in\nreading material and literature, a version of that little book went\non to become the most popular comic book sold in Asia! The author is\nonly known by the pen name of Lao Tzu, or “Gray Haired Child”,\nand many still complain to this day that their children make their\nhair turn gray. I gave a copy to my own son, and as many as 300\nmillion people worship the original text, and billions more read it\nupon occasion but, not being religious myself, I really have to\nadmire a religion with a sense of humor about itself this Mad, Mad,\nMad, Mad World! Anyway, right\naround the same time that the Tao Te Ching was first published in\nChina, on the other side of the planet, Socrates of Athens had\ninherited his own tribal tradition, but his was an oral tradition,\nthat never did translate nearly as well into a written one. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTribal\ncomedy traditions were as common as dirt back then, and wildly\npopular in even big cities like Athens, but the wealthy and middle\nclass establishment eventually got sick and tired of his less refined\njokes, and sentenced him to death in a kangaroo court trial, for\nmaking them all look like complete idiots in public. Athens had hit\nthe jackpot, and money was pouring into the city like never before,\nwhile Socrates had watched in horror, as many of his closest friends\nand neighbors lives were destroyed, in a mad scramble over money of\nall things. Having been poor his entire life, he knew money could\nnever buy happiness and, normally as quiet as a church mouse, at 80\nyears old he surprised everybody who knew him, when he boldly stepped\nforward amidst the ensuing widespread panic and confusion,\nthreatening to devolve into complete pandemonium, and overwhelm the\nfair streets of his much beloved city, and proceeded to flagrantly,\naudaciously, unabashedly, and most bodaciously, openly challenge the\nreigning accepted authorities and prevailing conventional wisdom, by\nscandalously asking questions of anyone foolish enough to answer\nthem, even in crowded public places! <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHe\nloved to drink, but hated to drink alone and, in his golden years,\npreferred to meander leisurely throughout Athens, schmoozing with\neverybody in town, while quietly getting drunk. When, out of the\nblue, he suddenly started asking a lot of stupid questions well,\nnaturally he got everybody’s attention, but his confusing\nquestions always went round in circles. Revealing how the recognized\nauthorities and prevailing conventional wisdom contradicted\nthemselves, favoring the wealthy and the middle class, and were not\nto be trusted by the peasants. Athens had a reputation as a rough\ntown and, for example, if you wanted to get everybody’s\nattention back then, the prudent thing to do was to first shout out\nthe traditional plea for the indulgence of the mindless mob, “Strike\nif you must, but hear me first!” Some people just require a\nlittle more warning than others that you might actually have\nsomething to say worth listening to, and Socrates grew up in a rough\nneighborhood himself, possibly explaining why he was normally so\nquiet but, rough town or not, when they start lynching quiet old\ndrunks for merely asking stupid questions and repeating the lamest\nhandful of jokes imaginable, you can bet there’s money\ninvolved, and the truth is the last thing anyone wants to know! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSocrates\nbecame the first modern day martyr for barflies, stand-up comedians,\nand politicians alike who, over two thousand years later, still\nritualistically beg their respective drunk patrons and constituents\nnot to lynch them. When his good friend and drinking buddy, Plato,\nlater wrote a book about his death it became a best seller, and\nhelped to establish ethics and democratic institutions as the\nfoundations of Western philosophy and legal systems which, you could\nsay, are based on barroom jokes older than monuments! Unable to\nafford expensive books, illiterate peasants throughout Europe\ncelebrated the anniversary of his death for centuries, by drinking\ntoasts to him in bars, recounting his numerous exploits, inventing\nnew Socratic jokes, and establishing their own “Socratic Wisdom\nof Collective Ignorance” to help them avoid being exploited.\nSome might assume that I’m exaggerating the importance of one\ndrunk Native, cracking lame jokes for free drinks in bars and\nperforming his family’s traditional carnival sideshow act, but\none of the first things Adolf Hitler did in office, was to make it\nillegal to crack jokes about the Nazi party and, of course, then he\nsent the lynch mobs around to all the bars, to hang all the Natives,\nand anybody else who might even think about cracking a joke he didn’t\nlike! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhenever\npossible, as much as any man alive, Plato also thoroughly enjoyed\nschmoozing however, unlike Socrates, he loved nothing more than being\nthe center of attention and, like Martha Stewart, was a popular\nauthor of the day on aesthetics. After protesting the Athenians\nkilling his close friend, for merely having a sense of humor about\nhis civic responsibilities, Plato used his influence with the Romans\nto have all 76 works of his biggest literary rival, Democritus,\nburned throughout the empire as “Ugly And Demeaning”\nwhich, no doubt, increased sales of his own book on the ethics of\nSocrates. Perhaps wisely, Socrates himself remained largely\nuneducated, preferring to hang out in bars, and recommended avoiding\nreading too many stupid books. Other Greek philosophers, such as Zeno\nof Elea, were also famous for their stand-up comedy routines, that\nregularly drew large crowds from all over Greece, but they tended to\nstick with the popular metaphysical comedies of the day, that had\nalmost nothing to do with reality, much less politics, or their\ncomedy seldom lasted! Over the centuries, rather than political\ncomedy, the ancient Greek philosophers had become famous for\npondering many of the more profound questions still vexing\nphilosophers everywhere to this day. Such as, whether or not there\nare any limits to human stupidity, when to call a pile of sand a heap\nof sand, or bullshit-bullshit, whether lawyers and compulsive liars\ncan actually lie to themselves, and whether its actually possible to\nstep in the same pile of crap twice.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nspite of having acquired a lifetime of wisdom, hanging out in bars,\nand having mastered his ancient tribal tradition, of insipidly asking\nquestions that always led round in circles, for once his Shaman’s\nhome-brewed verbal Judo and Aikido training had failed him, due to\nhis failing to recognize that civilized people tend to organize,\nalong the same lines of an enormous flock of brainless chickens\nwhile, in my opinion, his particular brand of tribal comedy was\nobviously better suited for more intimate gatherings, such as\nbirthday parties, weddings, and Barmitzva. His confusion was\nunderstandable, since chickens were only starting to become popular\nin the West at the time, and tribal groups tend to be small, but\nsociologists estimate right around four hundred people is when all\nthe insanity starts to set in. Not because people are closely related\nto chickens, inherently stupid, selfish, or violent, but because it\nsimply becomes impossible to get anything accomplished any other way!\nThe larger any group becomes, the more technology they require just\nto maintain any semblance of order and, if you can’t at least\nget your crap together enough to organize like brainless chickens,\nthe only other alternative is total chaos! While, all the money\nflying around Athens had incited a feeding frenzy among all the more\nindignant, higher ranking chickens! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTaoists\nlike to say, “Its the simple shit that always gets you!”\nWhich is why Tzun Tzu’s “Art of War” is required\nreading in every military academy around the world, because Three\nStooges slapstick is about as creative and artistic as the military\never gets, and is never to be overestimated. Military intelligence is\na complete oxymoron, so keep it simple stupid, because anybody in the\nmilitary who doesn’t appreciate the Fine Art of War becomes\ncannon fodder! Any damned fool you send out on the battlefield first,\njust to see which way the bullets are flying, is considered cannon\nfodder and, by all accounts, Socrates was among the strangest and\nugliest men alive, with extremely questionable personal hygiene, and\nwould have stood out in any crowd and made great cannon fodder,\nexcept he also happened to be among the oldest and shortest men\nalive, and normally so quiet he would have made a better doorstop, so\nlong as you kept his glass full! <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNevertheless,\nthey say his walk was so fierce that the biggest assholes in town\nstepped aside whenever he came through, and nobody ever mistook him\nfor a doorstop or cannon fodder, whenever he walked into a room or\nhad something to say. Its the quiet ones you have to watch out for\nand, for all his short-comings, Socrates was a proud veteran, who had\nremained vigorously active in his community affairs, and had earned a\nreputation far and wide as the wisest man in the world, who had\nsomehow managed to survive to a ripe old age. Because, of course, he\nknew when to keep his mouth shut, and knew the Art of War better than\nany man alive! Nobody in his neighborhood could afford fancy books or\nan education, so Socrates showed them all how to make more sense out\nof the school of hard knocks, and how to avoid being exploited, by\nworking on your personal integrity, and your sense of humor. More so\nthan most men, Socrates knew life demands a sense of humor, which is\nsomething everybody has to figure out for themselves the hard way.\nAlthough he paid the ultimate price for the sake of his friends,\nfamily, and neighbors, he also knew that the truth hurts for a\nreason, which is why war never decided the truth and, by keeping it\nsimple, he single handedly changed the course of Western\nCivilization, from a bar stool! `<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAristotle\nwas another good friend of Plato, but he was a real busy-back-soon\ntype, who never did enjoy schmoozing as much, nonetheless, he\nintuitively comprehended Three Stooges slapstick, and managed to\nreorganize all of the sciences in roughly the same way they’re\nstill organized to this day. But, it was someone else in Rome, who\nhad been carefully examining everything he wrote, who discovered that\nAristotle’s intuitive grasp of lowbrow slapstick was profound\nindeed, and he had unwittingly published the foundations for modern\nformal logic. With the eventual widespread adoption of his new and\nimproved formal “Three Stooges Logic”, the Roman Empire\nwas poised to begin the industrial revolution, but failed to do so,\nwhich historians have frequently attributed to their being a slave\nculture. Unfortunately, in spite of ancient Rome having perfected\nThree Stooges Logic, a quarter of the developed world still insisting\nthe sun revolves around the earth, the Roman emperors often being as\ndisturbingly insane as they come, and modern presidents now beginning\nto rival them, nevertheless, few historians have ever dared to\ncompare the Roman Empire and modern civilization, to an enormous\nflock of brainless chickens. Comparing several billion people to\nbrainless chickens, when they frequently act like brainless chickens,\nis just asking for trouble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tChickens\nare actually smarter than most assume, and not entirely brainless,\nbut the reputation of innocent chickens everywhere has suffered\nhorribly, from frequently being compared to people. More importantly\nat the time, u<\/font>nlike the\ntraditions of Socrates and most of his contemporaries, Aristotle’s\nnew logic didn’t require asking a lot of unnecessary stupid\nquestions, and eschewed mysticism or anything even vaguely resembling\na genuine sense of humor, making it much less likely to get you\nkilled by the occasional enthusiastic lynch mob, the middle class, or\nthe wealthy. Subsequently, his new logic swept the empire by storm,\nand was widely hailed as a minor miracle and a triumph of modern\ncivilization, and immediately integrated into every existing\nmainstream cultural institution that was even remotely compatible.\nH<\/font>owever, instead of\nsignaling the start of the industrial revolution, or anything even\nvaguely resembling an age of science, reason, and enlightenment, a\npower struggle ensued and the entire Western hemisphere slowly began\nto change, drastically for the worse! It was as if the fictitious\ncharacter Surac, of Star Trek fame, had taught his dispassionate\nVulcan philosophy of peace through logic, as a more meaningful\nalternative to the already established schools of lowbrow comedy, and\nhad even managed to successfully reorganize all of the sciences, only\nto inspire the eventual collapse of the Roman Empire, and a thousand\nyears of religious wars, culminating in the dark ages!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRome\nhad always tolerated a wild diversity of religions, with Christianity\nbeing a notable exception, because it suggested that the Romans were\nwasting all their time and money, sacrificing animals to the Gods and\natoning for their sins, when all they had to do was to practice\nsymbolic cannibalism. The Romans rightfully believed Christianity was\na subversive cult, that could ruin their entire guilt riddled economy\nand way of life, and decided to throw the early Christians to the\nlions in the coliseum, in order to show them how the lucrative\nbusiness of forgiveness works, and to teach them how to beg for\nforgiveness with cold hard cash in hand but, more importantly, to\nprove to everybody’s satisfaction that it remains far healthier\nto feed people to animals, than to eat people, even symbolically. Of\ncourse, the Christians sued for slander and complained to the better\nbusiness bureau, but it turned out that the new religion was\nparticularly compatible with Aristotle’s new Three Stooges\nLogic, and was much more modern, abstract, and aesthetically pleasing\nthan any of the existing religions with, for example, the book of\nMathew being written by one of the best selling fiction authors of\nthe day, and the “Sermon on the Mount” still widely\nconsidered one of the greatest literary masterpieces of all time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tItalians\nsure do love their drama and, eventually, they established the Roman\nCatholic Church which, along with adopting many of the Roman\nholidays, carefully integrated Aristotle’s logic into their\nradical new theology of see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, but\nthe aristocracy insisted they compromise on charging for forgiveness,\nand merely do away with the middleman altogether, by banning\nwitchcraft and animal sacrifice. God might or might not forgive a\npeasant if they merely asked for forgiveness, but a rich man could\nalways buy forgiveness from the church with cash on the barrel head,\nand God will bless them. To this very day, wealthy people can still\nbuy forgiveness in almost any court of law, without the need for\nperforming any elaborate, messy, or undignified rituals involving\nslaughtering the usual innocent lambs, the occasional tedious\nsacrificial goat, or inanely throwing more credulous fools to the\nwolves and lions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThus\nbegan the “Religious Clone Wars”, as all the money\nfloated to the top faster than ever before, squeezing out the\nmiddleman at every opportunity, and literally burning their\ncompetition at the stake, all across Europe! That is, until they\nreached Poland, where the men finally put a stop to it, and told the\nassholes Rome would have to send more soldiers, if they wanted to\nburn anymore of their women alive. The Polish may be dumb, but they\nain’t stupid or wimps, and they all love their mamas.\nNevertheless, across Europe, religion increasingly became more of a\ncommercial business, with the Christians building their brand-name by\nsystematically attacking the “pagan” religions, as\noutdated cheap imitations, that were only in it for the money and,\nsometimes, had been instrumental in helping to throw the early\nChristians to the lions. Of course, nobody knows better than\nChristians, that when you own the monopoly on forgiveness, dead\npeople and dead religions are always so much easier to forgive, with\nsome Christians today believing that its possible to convert dead\npeople, and all will be forgiven. Rather than Aristotle’s new\nThree Stooges Logic kick-starting the industrial revolution, two\nthousand years early, the Romans had used it to consolidate all of\ntheir religions and various schools of thought, producing their own\nconsecrated Three Stooges corporate takeover Ponzi Scheme, to cut out\nthe middleman whenever possible, and make it much easier for a rich\nman to get into heaven, and the rest to all get in line, and organize\nlike an enormous flock of indignant chickens.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nItalians have a real gift for political theater, and know their\ndamned chickens, and would eventually go on to invent the Mafia and\nmodern bureaucracy, both for the sole purpose of fighting corruption\nin government. People still debate to this day which is worse, and\ngenerally agree the international conglomerates put them all to\nshame. Later, Islam would also adopt Aristotle’s Logic, as the\nentire Western hemisphere slowly began to reorganize, along the same\nlines as, increasingly larger, flocks of brainless chickens.\nEventually, once all the wealth had long since floated to the top,\nand the religious wars had died down a bit, sometime after the dark\nages had finally begun to noticeably recede, it was Galileo of\nGalilee who became famous for repeating the same mistake as Socrates,\nof foolishly assuming that the mainstream and the wealthy actually\ngive a crap about the truth, and don’t just pay the truth a lot\nof lip service. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOne\nof the more enduring legacies of Aristotle’s logic is that\nconservatives everywhere commonly possess a stunted sense of humor,\nand Galileo was a widely respected conservative curmudgeon in his\nday, with absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever. Nevertheless, for\nunknown reasons, the stupid truth had always meant a lot to him, just\nas it had to Socrates and, as gravely as he could, he showed all of\nacademia how they could drop their balls, open their eyes, and prove\nto themselves that, just because everybody claims something is true,\ndoesn’t make it so. Galileo’s complete lack of guile or a\nsense of humor saved his life, and they merely imprisoned him at home\nand excommunicated him, for daring to challenge the recognized\nauthorities and the prevailing conventional wisdom with the stupid\ntruth. However, after organizing like the Three Stooges for over a\nmillennium, they were too late to prevent him from spreading his\nradically subversive and, unthinkable, heretical idea of using actual\nphysical evidence, to challenge some of the more insane widespread\nbeliefs of the mainstream hegemony who, of course, normally could not\ncare less about the stupid truth which, obviously, could easily get\nyou imprisoned, tortured, and killed! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tUnwittingly,\nGalileo had instigated an arms race among the chickens by exposing\ntheir greatest weakness, that the self-evident truth is the last\ndamned thing the idiots care about! And, when the apple later fell on\nIsaac Newton’s head and he invented his laws of motion, they\nwere based on the simple observation that the sky isn’t\nactually falling, and for every chicken pecking away at another one,\nthere is always an equal but opposite reaction. As exciting as all of\nEurope had discovered it could be to play “Peeping Tom”\nwith the new telescopes being invented, while dropping their own\nballs off the tops of tall buildings, within a century of Newton’s\ndiscovery, someone would figure out how to use his much more powerful\n“Reactionary Laws of Motion” to calibrate a cannon, so\nanyone could figure out just how far away they could be, and still\nhit the target every time. Overnight, the knowledge made every castle\nin the world obsolete, forcing chickens everywhere to flea the coop,\nand to begin hotly debating what constitutes physical evidence, and\nthe even more troubling and mysterious, self-evident truth… Yet\nanother grimly humorless power struggle ensued to determine exactly\nwhich chickenshit mainstream conventional wisdom would prevail, as\nnew empires rose and fell, eventually leading to the establishment of\nthe modern military-industrial complex, as a direct result of the\nFrench Revolution. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nFrench have always been famous for their fancy cooking, and known for\npreferring to buy their ingredients fresh every day, and for eating\nanything that moves, including frogs and snails. And, when Marie\nAntoinette suggested the peasants eat cake, when they were all\nstarving to death well, naturally, they did what you might expect any\nfarmer would do with a chicken that makes too much damned noise, and\ncut off her head, along with the heads of many of the more\ninfluential academics and authorities, for obviously all being\nincapable of truly appreciating Fine French Cuisine, and far too\nstupid to be allowed to live. Without hesitation, whenever possible,\nthey immediately replaced the whole lot with the brightest peasants\nin the land and, five years later, Napoleon Bonaparte would teach all\nof Europe the meaning of, “High Tech Peasant Warfare!”\nWithin a decade, in turn, all of the more powerful European nations\nwould each establish their own state funded universities for the\nbrightest and hungriest peasants, many of whom died before the age of\nthirty, from complications caused by episodic childhood starvation.\nBut, the turning point came with the American Civil War which\nestablished, once and for all, that he who has the most starving\npeasants, food, and guns, wins. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nbefore the invention of the steam engine, slaves were so cheap half\nof them died on the voyage from Africa, and the average slave working\nthe cane fields in the Caribbean only survived for five years. A ten\npound bag of sugar came at the cost of some damned poor fool’s\nlife, and the introduction of the steam engine had made imports, of\nany kind, faster and cheaper than ever before. The struggle between\nman and machine is as old as the invention of the wheel and, having\nbeen raised poor himself, growing up in a log cabin, Honest Abe\ndecided slavery had no future in the modern world, where starving\npeasants were even cheaper to import, usually paying for their own\npassage these days, and willing to fight for their freedom and their\nnext meal! <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, outside of the modern world, the introduction of the steam\nengine caused slavery to spread everywhere imaginable, with there\nbeing an estimated 350 million slaves in the world today, but the\ncheap cost of peasants, and the fact they keep migrating towards the\nbest sources of food, largely eliminated the practice in the\ndeveloped world, as far too expensive, and socially unacceptable at\nthe dinner table. After WWII, the US military realized that all of\ntheir potential recruits were suffering from severe malnutrition, and\nmost would not know how to feed themselves properly, even assuming\nsomeone actually gave them the money to buy real food. Eventually,\ninspiring the controversial adoption of minimum wage, food stamps,\nfarm subsidies, vitamin fortified breakfast cereals, and twenty\nmillion illegal aliens, as all viable alternatives to slavery in the\nmodern world. To this day, common sense has it that neither\nconventional wisdom, empirical evidence, nor the stupid truth mean\nsquat, unless you have the food and the guns to back them up, with\nweapons still being the single largest manufactured export of the\nlargest exporter in the world, the US, which also exports more food\nthan anybody else. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nroads lead to Rome, because the Roman Empire was exporting so many\nsoldiers and weapons, and importing slaves, peasants, war treasures,\nwater, and everything else imaginable, that they could hardly build\nnew roads fast enough to keep up with all the traffic, and had to put\nformer soldiers on the dole just in case anybody, like the Germans,\ngot any stupid ideas about doing a quick smash and grab, attempting\nto loot the city, using the same roads they had built to haul\neverything in on. The former soldiers were all drafted, serving for a\ndecade on the average and, often, had their property confiscated by\nthe wealthy while they were away fighting wars for them and,\nsometimes, could become almost as much of a threat as the Germans.\nSo, the Roman senate wisely decided it was best to keep feeding and\nentertaining them, since they were still drafting more. As you might\nexpect, among the first technological marvels introduced by the\nRomans were their cement roads, and their concrete remained among the\nstrongest anywhere in the world, right up into modern times. But,\namong the Roman Empire’s many other claims to fame, is\ninventing modern tourism, and creating The Greatest Show On Earth,\nbased on the simple philosophy that, “For the show to go on,\nall roads must lead to Rome”, and they must build roads faster,\nand take the show on the road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nThe Mongols conquered the world on horseback, including Italy at one\npoint nonetheless, at great expense, the Romans constructed some\n250,000 miles of roads, as if welcoming the Mongol hoards and, to\nthis day, capitalism is still all about showmanship, and turning\nplowshares into swords and super highways, who has the brightest\npeasants or can import them faster, and can export the most food and\nhigh tech weapons. The US is the third most populous country in the\nworld, yet still imports half the geniuses on the planet, and\nroutinely wins half the Nobel Prizes and Olympic Medals. They say\nAmericans love a winner and hate a loser, which is why our military\nis equal to the next six largest in the world combined, because\nwinning isn’t everything on the battlefield, its the only\nthing, and everybody who survives loves a winner.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nWhile in office, the war weighed heavily on Lincoln’s\nconscience, and he discovered the hard way that size does matter but,\nif you have a large enough military, eventually you will find a\nwinner among all the losers. The US also foots half the bills for\nboth NATO and the UN, and has been called “An enemy you can\ntrust”, because even our money says “In God We Trust”,\nwhile all others pay cash! There’s no need to start WWIII or to\nhold too many grudges when, for all practical purposes, you already\nown half the damned planet worth owning, and would be hard pressed to\nexport weapons any faster. China has only recently completed building\ntheir own national highway system and, in the process, created the\nworst traffic jam in history, setting their own “Guinness\nRecord for Chinese Fire Drills” which, depending on who you\nask, lasted anywhere from nine days to over a year. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIndia\nhas only recently begun building their own national highway system,\nand its only considered a traffic jam there if you have to go\nbackwards for longer than half an hour, in Europe they’re still\nworking on digging enormous tunnels and building enormous bridges\neverywhere, while its extremely difficult to sell high tech weapons\nto people living in mud huts and tin shacks so, in the ancient Roman\ntradition, we encourage them all to build roads faster. Star Trek and\nthe Jetsons are still everyone’s fantasy, and your Field of\nDreams ain’t nothing but a mud hole, if everybody dies before\nthey can get there. These days, even before invading their worst\nenemy, the US Sea-Bees and others make plans for building roads the\nminute they get there, and for organizing emergency services for\nnatural disasters. Thus, ensuring that they can always take the show\non the road, and have a distribution system and a surviving\npopulation, they can sell more food, weapons, T-shirts, cellphones,\nand the latest Hollywood movies and video games!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnd,\nwhen they ran out of new worlds to conquer and new roads to build,\njust to keep the road crews busy, they paved paradise and put up a\nparking lot! The chickens constantly complain about the service and\nthat nobody’s in charge around here, and I tell them, “It’s\nEmpire baby, and this train ain’t stopping until she derails!”\nRainbow Warriors are often tribal and, sometimes, we refer to\ncivilized people as “Babylonians” because, rather than\nasking simple questions and cracking stupid jokes, they typically\nprefer to babble complete nonsense, argue over totally meaningless\nbullshit, brazenly lie to each other, and erect the most elaborate\nTowers of Babel imaginable, while frequently running in circles\nscreaming and shouting, “The Sky Is Falling!” and “Off\nWith Their Heads!” <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTwo\nthousand years after Aristotle first taught them how to formally\norganize like chickens, in countries around the globe today,\nconservative Babylonians, of every nationality and persuasion, remain\ndeeply suspicious of modern science, empirical evidence, and anyone\nwith a well developed sense of humor, or anybody running around\nasking too many damned questions, while half of them still insist the\nsun revolves around the earth. All the newest evidence indicates the\ndifferences between liberals and conservatives are largely genetic,\nsuggesting that, at least in American politics, the lights are only\nleft on because nobody is ever home to turn them off. An informed\nelectorate that claims the sun revolves around the earth, and votes\nfor Mickey Mouse, is a complete contradiction in terms, and its\nbizarre, to say the least, to listen to the idiots attempt to justify\nwhat they call politics, when their own espoused political beliefs\nare so vacuous, you can predict how they vote using genetic testing,\nand the only reason Fox News isn’t labeled fake news, is\nbecause they can afford enough lawyers to call a sow’s ear a\nsilk purse, and charge as much as the market will bear.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, nobody ever bothers with genetic testing, because they\nalready know damned well the idiots will believe anything you repeat\noften enough and vote for whichever clown advertises the most. The\nvery idea their political beliefs even matter to themselves for\nanything more than cheap thrills, comforting lies, endless\ndistractions, and instant gratification is merely another one of\ntheir more popular delusions. Studies indicate that both republicans\nand democrats hate each other more than they trust their own\npolitical parties, and its a grudge match straight out of\nProfessional Wrestling, while their confidence in their own mass\nmedia and rigged elections sinks lower with each passing year. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDespite\nendless complaints about evil governments and evil corporations\nconstantly lying to them, and destroying the fabric of society, there\nis no demand whatsoever for lie detectors, even though you can buy\none built into a cellphone these days. There’s no reason every\ncellphone, TV, and courtroom in America couldn’t come with its\nown built-in lie detector and fact checkers, complete with a loud\nbuzzer that goes off every time some damned fool lies, and modern lie\ndetectors are almost as accurate as Newtonian mechanics. But, the\ntruth has always been a hard sell, and conservatives and liberals\neverywhere tend to view the slightest suggestion that they’re\nirrational, much less, blatant liars who’re only interested in the\ntruth if makes them money, as a grave insult because, of course,\nchickens are the masters of acting indignant.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAfter\na century of concerted effort, nobody has ever documented the\nexistence of common sense anywhere in the world and, according to\nmodern science, nobody has any common sense, because there’s no\nsuch thing as common sense or conventional wisdom. Many have claimed\nthat Americans don’t have a culture but, as far as anybody can\ntell, for thousands of years, the entire Western Hemisphere has\nlargely just been making it all up as they go along, believing\nwhatever bullshit happens to sound good to the idiots, or whatever\nanyone repeats often enough. Westerners are known for being creative\nand, once you get over about four hundred people, conventional wisdom\nand common sense can become little more than a popular excuse to lie\nand spout complete bullshit more often, while Americans aren’t\nfamous for quality products at reasonable prices, but for Hollywood\nmovies, franchises, marketing, and a line of crap a mile long.\nUnfortunately, all that creativity comes at the price of some of the\nworst lies deeply dividing the country, and coming back to bite us in\nthe ass, as happened in the American Civil War!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAn\nactual citizen of Babylon once left a message on a cuneiform tablet,\ndated to within a century after the invention of writing, complaining\nthat the new invention was ruining their children, who had become\nlazy, and no longer bothered to memorize everything. The US was the\nfirst country to adopt universal literacy but, a century and a half\nago, 95% of the population was illiterate, and lucky if they had ever\ntraveled two hundred miles from where they were born. Making common\nsense and conventional wisdom, frequently the best that they could\nmanage and, if Mark Twain is any example, it was also one of the few\nforms of cheap entertainment available. Forty years of extensive\nstudies concluded that the republican party organizes along the same\nlines as a flock of chickens, while yet another forty years of\nstudies conducted by neurologists, concluded our neurons also\norganize like chickens. Further investigation has revealed that our\nneurons have little choice, due to their vast numbers making\nattempting to organize in more complex ways, horribly inefficient.\nDonald Hoffman is a Game theorist who spent ten years studying all\nthe neurological evidence and running one computer simulation after\nanother, only to reluctantly conclude that if the human mind and\nbrain had ever remotely resembled anything like reality, we would\nalready be an extinct species. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTragically,\nthe moral of “The Emperor’s New Clothes” is that,\nin spite of being the absolute worst liar on the planet, “Big\nBrother” gained control of the government in George Orwell’s\n“1984”, because the idiots had been lying to themselves\nfor so long, that they were ready to believe almost anything you\nrepeat often enough, and Three Stooges slapstick, reality TV, and\nProfessional Wrestling are about as sophisticated as it gets, unless\nyou happen to like Televangelists. Thus, comprehending the many\nprofound mysteries behind chickenshit Babylonian bullshit, begins\nwith first grasping the blatantly obvious truth, that the more\nfrequently they lie to themselves, and the louder they demand that\neverybody else lie to them, the more incoherent they become, the more\neasily startled, gullible, irrational, and the faster they’ll\nrun in circles screaming, “Off With Their Heads!” For\nchickens, contentment is both the enemy of the status quo and the\nenemy of growth and progress, and the only thing Big Brother had to\ndo was to keep offering the chickens something new and exciting to\npeck at, and war can truly be peace when you’ve never known\nanything remotely like the truth, want nothing whatsoever to do with\nthe truth, much less real peace, and prefer to keep arguing over how\nto make such petty distinctions. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSadly,\nHitler’s “Big Lie” was nothing more than yet\nanother pathetic, “Kindergarten-Post-Truth-Big-Lie”,\nbecause the chickens enforce the lowest common denominator, believing\nalmost anything you repeat often enough, and progressively becoming\nincapable of recognizing the simple truth if it bit them in the ass.\nFor example, a strong majority of Americans tend to ignore any\nevidence they suspect contradicts conventional wisdom, nonetheless,\nfake news and misinformation increase website traffic, over 40% of\nthe population casually spread misinformation on social media, and\nover half insist the government and corporations, that they call\nevil, must lie to them for their own protection, and are usually much\ntoo liberal about these things, arguing that see no evil, hear no\nevil, speak no evil and voting for whichever clown advertises the\nmost, or yells the loudest, is the only realistic political\ncompromise possible. Up to 90% of the population are gullible enough\nto have convinced themselves that they’re better than average at\nspotting misinformation, or bullshit, while half of them tend to\nspread a great deal of misinformation, being foolish enough to\nbelieve whatever the hell sounds good to them, or just not giving a\ndamned about the truth. With everyone loudly demanding that everybody\nelse lie to them, naturally, Babylonians also tend to deeply distrust\ntheir own mass media, which is increasingly commercializing all of\nthe more soothing, calming, thoughtful, intriguing, provocative,\ntitillating, riveting, and galvanizing lies that the mainstream\ndemands, to go along with the recent surplus in computer generated\ngratuitous violence. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHaving\nno sense of humor worth anyone ever mentioning, Galileo and Aristotle\nhad both failed to take into account the moral of “The\nEmperor’s New Cloths” that, in the name of common sense,\nboth young and old alike were discouraged from accepting even the\nevidence of their own senses, much less, from asking too many damned\nquestions, cracking any stupid jokes, or laughing at anything. In\nancient times, the tax collector might be the only stranger that some\npeasants see all year long, and they could easily have their head cut\noff on the spot for contradicting authorities, or running around\nasking too many stupid questions, much less daring to laugh or crack\na joke, and conservatives still sometimes say, “Children should\nbe seen and not heard”. The Roman emperor Caligula once paraded\nthrough Rome naked, and you can bet everybody smacked any little kids\nthat might have dared to laugh, because he was insane enough to never\nhesitate to rape or kill anyone, just to entertain the mindless mob! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nwarriors on a battlefield in a life or death situation, Babylonians\nstill frequently go to extremes such as deliberately lying to their\nown children, taking them to churches where the preachers encourage\nthem to blame the whole world for all of their problems, and will\neven beat them regularly, in order to stunt their sense of humor and\nmake them more grimly determined, vicious, and competitive. If our\nglorious leader of the free world rode a horse naked on the White\nHouse lawn, you can rest assured that countless conservatives would\nall salute the flag, and smack their kids if they dared to laugh. The\nliberal half of Babylon is less extreme, but still relies heavily on\ncomplete bullshit, sarcasm, blatant lies, and Aristotle’s logic\njust to get anything accomplished. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nmany as a third of Babylonians seldom care about the truth, and will\neven peck away at their own reflection in a mirror and, sometimes, I\ntell particularly sarcastic Babylonians, “You cannot attack\nwhat you cannot comprehend”. The Irish potato famine, for\nexample, was caused by English landlords raising the price of rent so\nhigh that the peasants could only afford to eat potatoes, and a\npotato blight resulted, causing them to starve by the millions. Dead\npeasants don’t pay rent, and the English economy was suffering\nas a result of their own greed, which became known euphemistically as\n“The Irish Problem”. Johnathan Swift was a popular author\nand a liberal Englishman, who optimistically wrote a sarcastic letter\nto the editor, suggesting that it was every loyal Englishman’s\nduty to eat Irish babies, in order to prop up their economy and, for\nhis efforts, he received several thousand letters from people asking\nwhere they could buy their Irish babies and find recipes. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\ngrandmother used to say, “Sarcasm can be many things, but is\nnever pretty” because, of course, sarcasm is just more\nelaborate Three Stooges slapstick in the name of common sense, that\nrefuses to acknowledge the blatantly obvious truth, that sharing the\ntruth or a genuine sense of humor, are the last damned things that\ncommon sense ever promotes! Regrettably, when you lie to yourself all\nthe time, refuse to share the truth, want nothing whatsoever to do\nwith the truth, and demand that everybody else lie to you, you have\nsold your own damned soul down the river, and Three Stooges slapstick\nis your new religion! The moral of the story of Job in the Bible is\nthat, no matter how bad life gets, its flat out impossible to not\nhave faith that there exists a higher truth, than lowbrow Babylonian\nslapstick and the mindless mob. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAn\nintellectual chicken is a complete oxymoron, and sarcasm often\nexplodes into violence because its just so many chickens trying to\nsound more impressive, by arguing over who is the better liar, or who\nis more stupid. For example, our glorious leader of the free world\nhas well over 4,000 blatant lies attributed to him, during his time\nin office alone, and his proud supporters would reject him\nimmediately if he ever stopped lying. Babylonians like to think of\nthemselves as practical and skeptical but, the truth is, they don’t\ntrust their own dictionary, much less, the truth, and are more\ninterested in believing whatever the hell they prefer to believe,\nmaking discussing such things out of the question. Still, chickens\nmake good pets and little kids love them, while reality TV and\nProfessional Wrestling are the Cult Of Personality, that worships\ncorn and how loud you can crow. In West Virginia they still say to\nthis day, “You ain’t nothing if you ain’t a chicken\nthief!” If ya can’t steal an egg from a chicken, you are\nthe stupid chicken! So, as an experiment, I conducted my own informal\nonline survey for over a decade, only to confirm that well over half\nthe people I was talking to, make up their own definitions for words.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlmost\nnone of those I surveyed either suspected or cared in the slightest,\neven when informed, that the common dictionary is as common as dirt,\nmerely containing popular definitions, listed in the order of how\nfrequently people use them. In spite of everyone agreeing to answer\nmy two simple questions, most of them complained that my questions\nseemed totally pointless, even after I explained their meaning and\npurpose, and complained that I was obviously wasting their time, with\nmany flat out accusing me of lying about the dictionary. Frequently,\nthey demanded I provide extensive documentation and links to back up\nmy claim about the dictionary, and all of them declined my suggestion\nto read any of the twenty free dictionaries available online, and\ndeclined my offer to teach anyone how to use a dictionary and a\nsearch engine. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tChickens\nwill peck at anything and seldom care about what noises they make\neither, unless they happen to believe it might come back to haunt\nthem, and prefer to debate the definition of stupid over discussing\nthe humble truth, like rational adults. I’m sure I could have\ncreated sparkly red, white, and blue web pages claiming that\nWikipedia and The Oxford English Dictionary are an evil commie plot\nhatched by militant atheists, now hellbent on censoring the internet,\ncorrupting our youth, and manipulating our elections, with the help\nof dissident Russian hackers, and it would have garnered a great deal\nof attention, merely because chickens are always looking for\nsomething new and exciting to peck at, while the very idea that a\nchicken needs to think about what they peck at is absurd! They also\ntend to be suspicious of everything imaginable, become easily\nconfused if you merely avoid arguing with them, point fingers all the\ntime and, of course, are the masters of acting indignant. But, that’s\nalso why little kids love them, and why they make such good pets,\nespecially if you have a sense of humor, know the Art of War, and\ndon’t take all their indignant posturing personally, or expect\na stupid chicken to act like it has half a brain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nConservatives have declared war on everything but the kitchen sink,\nbecause nobody wants to do the dishes, and because chickens can never\nhave enough things to peck at, and will sometimes even go to war with\nthemselves. With continuing progress in robotics, conservatives have\nstarted to declare war on the kitchen sink, and the only thing\nAmericans will never declare war on are all the lies, being widely\npromoted as the solution to all of their problems. Once, a\nconservative Babylonian attempted to bait me, claiming that I had\nsomehow suggested he was cold and heartless, when I never said\nanything about him personally, and never so much as remotely hinted\nat any such a thing. Without reservation, I told him that I didn’t\nthink he was heartless, since I had just met the man, and didn’t\neven know him, but I recommended that he work on his sense of humor.\nThat conservatives are well known for their stunted sense of humor,\nand politics without a well developed sense of humor, is like an\nunhealthy infatuation with an inflatable sex doll, with all of the\naccompanying ugly lowbrow slapstick, its best to avoid whenever\npossible. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCalling\na brainless chicken a blatant liar, an asshole, or whatever is\ntotally pointless, when all you can do is encourage them to keep\narguing over the definition of stupid, or declare war on something\nnew! A heart without a brain and a brain without a heart is the story\nof La-La Land somewhere over the rainbow, which is why I tell people\nyou have to be smarter than a damned chicken, there really is no\nchoice! A Missouri judge legally declared chickens “Walking\nVegetables” and, of course, its totally pointless to call a\nvegetable heartless or brainless. Will Rogers once noted that, “An\nonion will make you cry, but there never was a vegetable that could\nmake people laugh.” If it walks like a chicken, talks like a\nchicken, pecks away at everything like a chicken, then its safe\nenough to assume that, until proven otherwise, its a damned chicken,\nand if you are not familiar with contentious chickens, onions, or\nwalking vegetables, I suggest watching just enough reality TV,\nTelevangelism, and Professional Wrestling to get the basic idea.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBoth\nliberals and conservatives alike have attacked everything I say as\npartisan, even when I tell them that I don’t vote and, after a\nlifetime of following American politics, I still don’t believe\nfor one second, that anybody has ever been in charge around here!\nBonzo the Chimp for President! The idiots demand proof for\neverything, then reject even their own stupid dictionary and\nempirical evidence, and elect a president who is a lawyer, real\nestate agent, reality TV star, and lifelong Professional Wrestling\nfan credited with no less than 4,000 to 25,000 blatant lies during\nhis time in office alone, including still insisting his predecessor\nis not a US citizen. In recent years, the chickens have lost all\nperspective, and the workaholic white population of the US now has\nthe highest rates of suicide, alcoholism, rape, divorce, child abuse,\nand abortion, and likes to point out that blacks have the highest\nhomicide rates, because all the other demographics indicate white\npeople are the biggest assholes in the country! Their population has\nbeen imploding faster than any other on the damned planet, ever since\nthe invention of modern birth control and, me thinks, familiarity\ndoth breed self-contempt and loathing in modern Babylon. If\nTelevangelists loved their audiences and humanity any more, they’d\nall be passing out Cool-Aide, with studies showing just watching them\ncauses significant brain damage. Considering the republican party\nwould have to wear bed sheets to become more lily white, and genetic\ntesting is the most accurate way to determine how anyone votes,\nliberals can now help to overthrow the conservative “Moral\nMajority”, by selling them cheap handguns, porn, and liquor! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nacross the country, mortality rates have been soaring through the\nroof, and the whole affair just seems to be so tragically pointless\nto me, that you’d swear William Faulkner would give up writing, while\nif the marching morons kill themselves any faster, in the name of\nhard work, freedom, and lower taxes, it will have to go in the\nGuinness book of records. They continue to claim the republican party\nis a political party, when their own membership overwhelmingly\ndemands a dictatorship, and all any of them will spout is rhetorical\nnonsense. Mel Brooks himself could never make this shit up, with\nfreedom fighters in the Wild West committing Voluntary Genocide in\nthe name of lower taxes and free enterprise, while demanding a\ndictatorship and still claiming the sun revolves around the earth!\nOut of good conscience, I personally can’t defend the right to\nvote or the freedom of speech of complete idiots, who reject their\nown dictionary, still insist the sun revolves around the earth,\ndemand everybody lie to them for their own protection, and whose\nconservative family values don’t appear to promote survival,\nmuch less, reproduction of the species. Working yourselves to death,\ncalling your own country evil, and killing yourselves, is just no way\nto bring back the good old days, unless you happen to be the\nHatfields and McCoys!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\npopular rock band “Yes” said it best for countless\nhippies like me, “I’ve seen all good people turn their\nheads each day, so satisfied, I’m on my way!” I’m\noutta here baby, time to blow this Popsicle stand! Long ago, many of\nus learned to keep our distance from any of the more insane\nBabylonians, brazenly strutting all over the place and acting like\nindignant chickens. Vonstantly complaining about the service,\nendlessly spouting sarcasm and blatant lies, and seldom questioning\nhow frequently they contradict themselves. There’s just no such\nthing as reasoning with either brainless chickens, tiny infants, or\ncomplete idiots who demand the whole world lie to them, preferring to\nargue over the definition of stupid. Occasionally, looking for love\nin all the wrong places, yelling “Jump!” to people on the\ntops of tall buildings for cheap thrills, attempting to buy happiness\non Fantasy Island, trampling each other to death for\nlow-low-low-as-you-can-go prices, voting for Mickey Mouse because he\noffers the most believable tax cuts, endlessly pointing fingers, and\nalways attempting to sound more reasonable, exciting, and convincing,\nwhile refusing to use a stupid dictionary, much less, ever seriously\nattempting to share their words and play nice. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nyou can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle em with bullshit\nand, enthusiastically believing themselves to be clever, brainless\nchickens will sometimes commonly deny the truth at the drop of a hat,\nand make endless bogus claims and spout endless bullshit demands,\nover the stupidest crap imaginable, that they may know absolutely\nnothing about, as if they were merely two years old. In the US, for\nexample, our glorious leader used a magic marker on TV attempting to\nprove the weatherman was wrong, and that a hurricane would hit\nAlabama instead of Georgia because, like any two year old, chickens\nare usually lucky if they can even vaguely comprehend that the truth\nactually exists, if you tell them its on sale at Walmart. But you can\nrest assured his supporters all consider him to be extremely mature,\nshrewd, and astute, and merely eccentric, because he speaks their\nchickenshit language, always aiming for the lowest common\ndenominator. In recent years, professional comedians have been\ncomplaining that they already have enough material, and can’t\ncompete with reality while, now, our glorious leader is insisting\nthat doctors’ warnings about a deadly pandemic are wrong and,\nnext, I expect him to go on TV and tell brain surgeons how to do\ntheir job.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, psychologists keep debating whether he’s suffering from\ndementia or psychosis, in spite of a quarter of Americans running\naround claiming the sun revolves around the earth, and acting like\nspoiled two year olds, constantly throwing tantrums, and our glorious\nleader himself being a real estate agent, lawyer, reality TV star,\nand lifelong Professional Wrestling fan, credited with well over\n4,000 blatant lies during his time in office alone. One psychologist\nclaimed he fit every criteria for a narcissistic psychopath, but the\ncriteria he listed could also be used to describe Professional\nWrestling and, of course, his criteria didn’t include\ncompulsive lying. You would think psychologists had never watched the\nBeverly Hillbillies or the Marx Brothers, and never had an argument\nwith a two year old. Wealthy people prefer to be called eccentric,\nrather than insane, but they’d rather you called them insane\nthan a compulsive liar, which is fighting words amongst all the\nlawyers, bankers, and politicians, who are increasingly difficult to\ndistinguish from each other.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBrazenly\naccusing a third of the population, and our glorious leader, of all\nbeing compulsive liars, who struggle to distinguish reality from\nProfessional Wrestling and, all too frequently, wouldn’t\nrecognize the simple truth if it bit them in the ass, is considered\npoor manners in even the mass media, which typically have much lower\nstandards for such things, but still retain a healthy appreciation\nfor the power of the mindless mob, to burn them to the ground, salt\nthe earth, and pave right over them, in the ancient Roman tradition\nfor expanding public parking. The mass media reported that only 17%\nof the capital hill rioters were extremists, yet more democrats than\nrepublicans now claim the constitution is irrelevant, and 43% of the\npopulation insisted their president should be above the law\naltogether, and none of the idiots even knows how to use a\ndictionary! As if an entire political party claiming the sun revolves\naround the earth, attacking their own government with nonstop empty\nrhetoric, refusing to share their words and cooperate on anything,\nand demanding a dictatorship, is never to be confused with political\nextremism in a democracy. Recently, Americans have been debating\nwhether half the country is now a cult, despite practically the\nentire republican party demanding a dictator, and the Tea Party\ntrashing out our constitution and government for almost 30 years,\nbecause calling them blatant liars that are not worth giving the time\nof day to, would be a call for civil war! Whenever Babylonians ask me\nif I need anything, frequently I tell them I have significant brain\ndamage, but I really need a complete lobotomy, and ask if they have\nan ice pick handy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\nso much love, desire, and respect for the truth going around, even\nasking simple questions is frequently anathema, making communication\nmore about volume and intonation than anything else, while honesty is\nonly a lonely word because greedy publishers keep printing whatever\nsells more dictionaries, with the most popular definitions still\nbeing the ones people enjoy arguing over the most. The courts keep\ndragging their feet as well, and refuse to allow anyone to patent or\ncopyright honesty or the truth, driving down the demand even further.\nLike I said, the truth has always been a hard sell and, for example,\neven insanity sells much better than the truth if you’re a\npharmacist or a bartender, but a recent survey indicated that most\nBabylonians interpret “rational behavior” as somehow\nself-interested, and “reasonable behavior” as somehow\nmore fair, balanced, and inclusive. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFreedom\nisn’t free, and the truth hurts for a reason, which is why it\nremains such a hard sell, because the bitter pill to swallow is that\nthe price of freedom just keeps going up while, for chickens, its\nyour patriotic duty to vigilantly defend your right to debate the\ndefinition of stupid, and who is the best example, which is only\ncommon sense as anyone who watches Professional Wrestling or reality\nTV knows. The meaning of words simply depends upon how pleasant a\nword sounds to the ear, how easily it rolls off the tongue, how\nconvincingly sincere you appear to be, how persistent you are in\nrepeating yourself, or whoever has the most money, authority, and\ninfluence, or just so happens to spout more exciting smack, or yells\nthe loudest, and the very idea that the Babylonian mainstream would\never let mere semantics, the stupid dictionary, or any silly\ninconvenient truth, ever prevent them from exercising their common\nsense is absurd! With everybody arguing over the definition of stupid\nand who is the best example, just knowing the truth, much less\ndiscussing it with anyone, can be entirely counterproductive and flat\nout dangerous in Babylon, where the legal system punishes people for\nwithholding evidence, yet, provides almost no protection for\nwhistle-blowers and, in recent years, has even begun compelling\npeople to testify against themselves, while proudly continuing to\nprovide the public service of supplying the absolute best justice\nthat money can buy, at affordable rates, with special discounts and\nbonuses for loyal customers, and Wall Street employees. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNow\nthe public is demanding that our glorious leader be above the law\naltogether, making him the ultimate legal authority in the land and,\nas a businessman, able to set fair prices for justice, and for\nworshiping Mammon. He’s insisted he has the right to face his\naccusers, while congress has already given the president the\nauthority to torture and kill anybody on the planet, or even in\norbit, without having to so much as inform anyone. So you know he’s\nbig on justice, but the truth remains the playground of billionaires\ntoday, and far too rich for my blood. Once seen, some things cannot\nbe unseen, once heard, some things cannot be unheard, while bullshit\nalong the lines of what I write, is just so much easier to produce,\nless distasteful, safer, and cheaper. Frequently, I warn people to\navoid the truth whenever possible in Babylon, don’t go there,\nnever claim to know the truth if you can help it, avoid getting\ninvolved in any Babylonian insanity, because you already know\nperfectly well, that the mindless mob will believe whatever the hell\nsounds good to them at the time, and the truth is the last damned\nthing that anybody gives a shit about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSharing\ntheir own dictionary, much less the truth, just sounds too much like\nsocialism, or worse still, another liberal fantasy, and the more you\ncan accept that the stupid truth is often flat out dangerous and\nridiculously expensive in Babylon, the easier it is to avoid getting\ninvolved in any of their more overpriced, self-defeating, totally\npointless, and downright ugly lowbrow slapstick. For example, despite\nit being common knowledge that Fox News is legally entertainment that\nliterally shortens your lifespan, and that Americans have been voting\nfor whoever advertises the most for over twenty years, nevertheless,\nthe current political conflict surrounding the impeachment of the US\npresident has been compared to the civil war! Physicians have been\nreporting a sharp increase in the number of accidents, suicides,\nalcoholism, and premature deaths among conservatives in particular,\nas if George Orwell were broadcasting “War of The Worlds”\nfor the first time, and the idiots believed the Martians were\ninvading. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMeanwhile,\nfor decades, every study done by every major university has indicated\nthat our votes matter less than ever before, and a twenty year study\ncommissioned by Princeton University concluded that, no matter who\nwas elected to congress, only the top 10% of the wealthiest ever got\nanything they wanted. All the money has steadily floated to the top\nfor over forty years and, if we still have a democracy, it serves “We\nThe Deserving Few”, but there’s no proof whatsoever that\nour votes still matter in the slightest, or that either party\nactually represents the interests of the people. Especially, since\nthey all reject their own dictionary, making it difficult to\ndetermine who to believe, unless you have a billion dollars, and can\nbelieve whatever the hell you want. Which is the same thing that\nhappened when the international conglomerates corrupted, the then\nwidely respected democracy, of the Roman Republic, and established\nthe Roman Empire, by pandering to the same mindless mob that their\nown entrenched wealth and middle class had promoted.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJulius\nCaesar was stabbed to death on his own senate steps, for insisting\nthat at least the upper middle class retain a meaningful vote,\nlending him greater support in opposition to the conglomerates and\nentrenched wealth, that had taken over the country. “Those In\nHigh Places Hate Surprises”, and got him out of the way fast,\nbefore he could pull anymore surprises on them. Embarrassingly,\ncorrupting an entire nation of chickens is as easy as offering\nridiculous tax cuts, then putting the idiots a few trillion dollars\nin debt, and walking away with a slap on the wrist, which is also why\nits illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse or to throw large sums of cash\noff the tops of tall buildings, because chickens never can resist\ncorn.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nassuming for a moment, against all the evidence, that anybody’s\nvote still makes a snowball’s difference in hell as to who gets\nelected, and who they represent, there’s absolutely no reason\nto vote or to follow national politics if you aren’t wealthy,\nexplaining why both social mobility and voter turnout are the lowest\nin the developed world, because at least half the country has already\nbeen disenfranchised. Not to worry though, since they’re\nstarting to vote for Mickey Mouse these days, a quarter of them still\nclaim the sun revolves around the earth, and they’re storming the\npalace with knives and pitch forks for cheap thrills, the simple\ntruth is, their votes never did seem to matter all that much to begin\nwith and, technically, insisting everybody lie to you all the time\ndoes not count as an informed electorate. What we need is a\nThink-Tank to step forward, take the lead, and figure out how to give\nthe American people all of the impartial and objective patriotic lies\nthat they can possibly stomach, you know, educate them and spice\nthings up a bit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLamentably,\nalmost every single conservative that I’ve spoken to has\nconfirmed that they know perfectly well their votes no longer matter,\nbut the only solution either liberals or conservatives have ever\nproposed to me more than once is to, “Vote The Bums Out of\nOffice!” Jesus may have to forgive his political opposition,\nbut never conservatives! Many also know damned well they are killing\nthemselves, and ration their “Booze and Fox News” and\ndonate more to charity hoping to extend their lives. The entire\nelectorate has been gerrymandered to death by both parties, our\nconstitutional rights have been suspended indefinitely, congress has\nauthorized the military to round up citizens like so many cattle, and\nover 40% of the population now insists that our glorious leader\nshould be above the law altogether, and allowed to commit even high\ncrimes and treason, and has the right to face his accusers because,\nof course, only a patriotic traitor and compulsive liar who is above\nthe corrupt petty laws of our evil government, can possibly Make\nAmerica Great Again! Conservatives keep telling me that, if I don’t\nvote, I shouldn’t talk about politics, and I tell them I’m\nmerely attempting to save taxpayer lives and money, and just don’t\nsee any future in supporting a political system that promotes the\nhighest rates of divorce, suicide, abortion, and alcoholism, and the\nlowest social mobility, lowest voter turnout, and lowest reproductive\nrates in the world!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAl\nCapone once claimed he became the head of the Chicago Mafia, because\nhe was the best liar, and conservatives have always confused the\nMafia with a functional government, but even the Mafia requires\ncompetition, or its every man for himself! The whole idea its\npossible to have politicians who are compulsive liars, voted into\noffice in rigged elections, and entirely above the law, yet still\nsomehow considered legitimate political figures, is just too weird\nfor me to wrap my head around. Lynch mob morality begs such\nfascinating questions as, “Does God need legal rights if he’s\nalready above the law, and can print money? Does the Mafia require\nspecial protection from the legal system, if they own the legal\nsystem?” Forget about foreign concepts, politics without laws\nis a Martian concept, invented by lawyers with enough money behind\nthem that the idiots will buy anything they repeat often enough. The\nonly explanation anyone has ever given to me for why they continue to\nbother to waste their time and sanity watching the news, voting, and\narguing over who’s in charge around here, instead of stocking\nup on guns and ammo, is because they can’t stand the thought of\nthe opposition winning. Ya don’t need a weatherman to know the\nboob tube was left on too damned long, when the idiots start to argue\nwith their own boob tube, and begin to thoroughly enjoy repeatedly\nshooting themselves in the foot! Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, we’ve\nall seen this cartoon before! Ask not what your country can do for\nyou, but how many times can you shoot yourself in the foot while\nsaluting the flag?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhenever\nanybody asks for my advice on American politics, I suggest they\nchange the channel altogether, and start watching more educational\ncartoons like the Simpsons or, better yet, blow up their fucking TV\nas a public health service recommended by the AMA, and start playing\nthe slots in Vegas baby, because participating in American politics\nis now officially only for the wealthy, and total losers addicted to\nreality TV, Fox News, Televangelism, and Professional Wrestling. Get\nover it already! A quarter of Americans are so stupid that they still\ninsist the sun revolves around the earth, and their idea of politics\nis running around screaming, “Off With Their Heads", while\nthe other half of the conservative population often call themselves\n"Independents", but almost always vote republican, and\nurges them on from the side-lines. Clearly, the will of the people is\nto declare our glorious leader above the law, and create a Banana\nRepublic, where their votes no longer matter, by spending billions on\never more thrilling, and exhaustively rigged elections, to vote the\nbums out of office! Don Henley famously sang, “You don’t\nreally wanna know just how far its gone…” but, Hollywood\nwriters are working hard to make it the new norm and, when it comes\nto American politics, Pink Floyd always said it best for me, “Hello,\nhello, hello… is there anybody in there?”<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDuring\nthe Occupy protests, the billionaire mayor of NYC, Micheal Bloomberg,\narrested 26 reporters in one day, only to get a slap on the wrist\nfrom Obama. Even the major news outlets with all their full-time\nlawyers declined to sue the man, that is, after their accountants\nconfirmed that they could never make money, attempting to sue a\nbillionaire. If money isn’t the law of the land, it remains a\nwildly popular substitute, and the next best thing if you happen to\nbe a billionaire mayor, or work on Wall Street. However, as\nAmericans, we like to believe we have higher standards, so we make\nsure all the cops warn any new illegal aliens, not to try to bribe\nthem with petty cash. The mass media is all too well aware that the\npublic could not give a damn about what billionaires do for\nentertainment, boys will be boys, with few papers even bothering to\nrun the incident as front page news. For over a year, I regularly\nasked people if they knew reporters were being arrested and, of\ncourse, almost none of them did, while only one person has mentioned\nthe incident to me since it happened, and it has largely been swept\nunder the rug and forgotten. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nI said, Martian politics without any laws or reliable sources for\nnews, or anyone having a clue as what the hell is going on around\nhere, is just too weird for me personally and sounds unhealthy,\nunappealing, way too expensive and, as far as I can tell, serves no\ndamned practical purpose whatsoever, if you aren’t wealthy. Why\nshould anyone give a damned about a government that is so enlightened\nnobody even knows how to use a stupid dictionary, a quarter of their\nown population still claims the sun revolves around the earth, they\nhave the lowest voter turnout in the developed world, everybody calls\nthem evil, and they have to make it illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse?\nNow Bloomberg is talking about running for president himself while,\nwith the exception of the *Evil Fox News Network*, our glorious\nleader supports freedom of speech and the mass media and, in the\nhonorable tradition of NYC slum lords, cut another mass media news\noutlet a deal on their rent, for criticizing him less often, while\nthreatening to pull the licenses of the others. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nrecord two million women marched in peaceful protest against the\nelection of their new president, but they represented less than 1% of\nthe population, while it is now illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse in\nMaryland, because his imaginary tax cuts were so much more believable\nthen any of the official candidates and, obviously, politics without\na lot of silly laws, where you just have a few simple brand names to\nchoose from, and can pay cash or credit for whatever you can afford,\nis just a much more attractive option for busy voters today. In\npractically every election, they always vote for whoever offers the\nbest tax cuts, which is usually the clown advertising the most, and\nthere’s simply no need whatsoever for any inconvenient\nred-tape, or stupid laws, when you can just sell people their own\ngovernment, and cut out the middleman. The rest of the country is\nstill debating whether it might be a good idea to at least try to\nmaintain the pretense of rule of law, considering their votes no\nlonger matter, their constitution has been shredded, and over 40% of\nthe country now insists that what the nation requires is a\n“president”, who is not a dictator, but is somehow above\nthe law, and allowed to commit even high crimes and treason, so\neveryone has a better idea of just how much their government costs. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nfar as I’m concerned, its every American’s birthright to\ndemand the *Glorious Banana Republic* of their choice, where their\nvotes no longer matter and whoever spends more on advertising,\narrests more reporters, hires Russian hackers, talks the most\nexciting Professional Wrestling smack, and promises this, that, and\nthe other thing, gets to become our shiny new Glorious Leader, but I\nstill suggest blowing up their fucking TV, for the sake of their own\nhealth if nothing else. Haters gotta hate, and by who and what you\nhate, by this are you truly known, in an angry flock of chickens!\nThankfully, modern science has made it possible, to use Fuzzy Logic\nand automation, to save the lives of countless brainless chickens\naround the world. Fuzzy Logic is based on the simple observation that\nsome things, such as jokes, are “partially true” or\n“partially bullshit” and Oneness Poetry is almost 12,000\nyears old, while Stone Henge and written language are only half that.\nEven the Buddha expressed serious interest in the subject, yet the\nrigorous development of modern fuzzy logic and linguistic analysis,\nhad to wait for engineers and philosophers to became so desperate in\nthe last century, that they were willing to try anything. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThose\nmore familiar with the work of Ludwig Wittgenstein, commonly describe\nhis linguistic analysis as akin to reading a dry auto-repair manual,\nwhile those less familiar with his work, often complain it is utterly\nincomprehensible. Explaining why his linguistic analysis remains so\ncontroversial to this day, as simply the result of it being low in\nentropy, or low in content, making it suspiciously resemble a joke or\nmysticism, that chickenshit academics can seldom hope to grasp. In\nthe Socratic tradition, this book takes his chickenshit academic\nlinguistic analysis to the next level, leveraging contextual\nvagueness and the multifractal equation of the Tao Te Ching, to\nstress authenticity over knowledge. Illustrating according to\nacademic standards, how chickenshit academics with institutionally\nstunted senses of humor, seldom comprehend authenticity as more than\na vague abstraction, and seldom even have a clue how to use a stupid\ndictionary, much less share the truth, making them easy to exploit\nand cheap to replace with automation, along with most other\noccupations these days. Crucially, thanks to helping to set the legal\nstandards, academia remains the most sensible way to begin\nsystematically exploiting any kind of rhetoric or complete nonsense,\nfor fun and for profit, which I cover in extensive detail.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBabylonians\ncan write whatever bizarre history books they can sell at Walmart,\nnext to the tabloids, but academia has already accumulated a mountain\nof their own evidence that thoroughly condemns them, and academics\nthemselves are now starting to demand the sciences become more\nsustainable, just in time for global warming. Meanwhile, awareness\ncontinues to spread, far and wide, that the entire world ecology is\non the verge of collapsing, and all our jobs are about to be\nautomated out of existence, while a quarter of the civilized world\nstill claims the sun revolves around the earth, and our glorious\nleader who is charged with addressing such problems supports burning\ncoal, and is a reality TV star and lifelong fan of Professional\nWrestling who, obviously, thinks academics are way overpaid and full\nof crap. Forget about reading, writing, and arithmetic, after a\ncentury of public education, almost one in four Americans still\nclaims the sun revolves around the earth, because academia is so\nenlightened and progressive, that they cannot even teach a child how\nto use a stupid dictionary, much less, how to share their words, and\nplay nice more often, even if it kills them dammit! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nonly explanation their teachers have ever given to me is that only\nQuakers and total losers teach children how to use a dictionary,\nshare their words and play nice, which are political and cultural\nissues. Sadly, watching reruns of Gilligan’s Island and Green\nAcres was never a substitute for culture, or for learning how to use\na damned dictionary, share your words and play nice! Bob <\/font>Marley\nsentimentally sang, “How long shall they kill our prophets,\nwhile we stand aside and look?” Many might understandably\nassume that I’m exaggerating the seriousness of the situation,\nbut I remain thoroughly convinced that unless the idiots can agree\nupon using their own stupid dictionary, at least half the time, and\ntry to share their words and play nice more often, they’ll keep\nright on killing every damned one of them at the first opportunity,\nwhile everybody else stands aside and takes exciting photographs,\nthey can sell to the mass media! <\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBig\nBird is not an evil commie plot, and Jim Henson was practically a\nsaint as comedians go, or both of them might have been lynched right\nthere on Sesame Street, with the cameras rolling, just to teach all\nthe little kids a lesson they’ll never forget! All too\npredictably, Sesame Street and the UN have failed miserably in their\nheroic efforts to encourage the public to share their words and play\nnice more often but, fear not, the latest and greatest supercomputers\nare being programmed as I write this, with the arcane knowledge of\nhow to use a stupid dictionary, and are about to translate all of\nthese stupid jokes, into rigorous terms that even mainstream\nBabylonian academics can grasp. Meaning finally, at long last, we can\nget this over with, and even Babylonian academics will soon be able\nto safely get more of the punch lines to infantile jokes, older than\nmonuments, in their own lamentably stilted, if still admirably\nrigorous, grimly humorless, traditional institutionalized fashion.\nAll they have to do is be studious and, if you reward them, academics\nare very good at being studious, just like their own experimental lab\nrats, and behaviorists should use each other as test subjects more\noften, so they can compare their own behavior against that of the\nrats, and see what they’ll do for the promise of money.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDown\non the farm, legend has it that if you feed a chicken, they’ll\nlove you forever or, at least, love your corn, and its quite possible\nto encourage academics to experiment on each other! Join the Soupy\nSales Club Today, <\/font><\/font>****And\nClick Here To Win A Million Dollars!!!****<\/u><\/font><\/font>\nEverybody wants to rule the world, but money rules the world and has\na life of its own, and it should be possible to prove it to the\nsatisfaction of even intellectual Three Stooges or, at least,\nencourage them to pay for the privilege of dying faster. Of course,\nin the name of free markets and the customer always being right, and\ncareful to use double-blind studies, to determine exactly where the\ncontentious idiots just happen to draw the line between logic and\nhumor, truth and bullshit, and just how often they happen to strongly\ndisagree with their own damned facts and dictionaries.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ntruth shall set you free, but only if it doesn’t get you\nkilled! Will Rogers famously complained to his manager that his\naudiences would only laugh at his stupid jokes if they contained the\ntruth, but academics have extremely stunted senses of humor and, all\ntoo often, wouldn’t recognize the simple truth if it bit them\nin the ass! Making them an excellent choice for a test population, in\nwhich to explore the technology and potential new markets. Publishers\nare always looking for exciting ways to expand their markets, so I\ngive suggestions in another chapter for how to cheaply automate the\nprocess, of encouraging the monkey to chase the weasel, while\ncharging them for the privilege of debating the definition of stupid,\nand erecting more pay walls. <\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nyou can’t steal an egg from a bunch of eggheads who can’t\neven teach a child how to use a stupid dictionary, you are the damned\negghead! Capitalism is the foundation of American democracy and, if\nyou ask me, we should make it legal to sell our votes at Walmart and\nSeven-Eleven, right along with the lottery tickets, so everybody\nknows just exactly how much their votes are worth these days. Fox\nNews is legally entertainment, because they’ll sue anyone who calls\nthem Fake News, and learning the truth or getting involved in any way\nwhatsoever has never been more expensive, and the pay walls and\nghetto walls are going up fast, while greed is a powerful motivator\nfor the wealthy, who eat each other alive at every opportunity, and\njust love over-educated fools who don’t even know how to use a\ndictionary, whose votes no longer matter, and whose constitution has\nbeen shredded. As every teacher knows, there’s nothing like\nhaving a captive audience and, according to their own studies,\nacademics in the wealthiest countries in the world suck at addressing\nsocial issues, and would have to deliberately try to do worse,\npossibly reflecting their inability to reproduce, or to even teach a\nchild how to use a dictionary. As I said, Fox News is legally\nentertainment, but The Wall Street Bull Is A Sacred Cow, and you can\nencourage academics to use their own rhetoric to blame each other and\nthe same students they teach, in the name of freedom of speech, and\nmake money merely giving them whatever they demand to hear.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\nalready possible to earn a comfortable living encouraging chickens\neverywhere to blindly attack each other, and spout rhetorical\nnonsense, but automating the process is still a haphazard affair,\nthat can be made much more systematic and scientifically rigorous, by\nincorporating AI in particular. According to a report from the future\nhead of Amazon, the US is falling perilously behind in AI, with the\nChinese surging ahead, making it crucial to develop the technology as\nrapidly as possible, within the public domain and private sector, and\nnot rely on any single individual, government, corporation, or\nacademic institution, with a stunted sense of humor, to set standards\nor hobble free market enterprise. The way to Make America Great\nAgain, is to give them all the analog logic they can possibly use!\nThe problem is, the chickens oppose the development of analog logic\nwithin their own academic institutions, while Vaudeville is\nundisciplined, making the solution obvious. All academic institutions\nare not created alike, and the clowns can be easily encouraged to\ncompete against one another, while raising more pay walls. Academia\nis already dividing into public and private, open and classified,\nfree and pay-per-view, and the more lofty the ivory tower, the more\nstunted their sense of humor. Nothing beats going straight to the\nsource, and seeing just how long it takes them to catch on, while\ngetting paid to entertain yourself, and my work is in quantifying\nhumor in the public domain, that academics can never hope to\ncomprehend.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\nall the hot air they spout, encouraging intellectual Three Stooges\neverywhere to learn how to either share their words and play nice\nmore often, or die trying, could be the single most effective way to\ncombat Global Warming! Thankfully, Three Stooges slapstick is easy to\nautomate, and every branch of the sciences has their own distinctive\ntheories and philosophies, making it possible to turn playing the\nidiots off one another into an exact science, using their own\nresearch and technology. Leveraging the ignorance of the experts\nagainst themselves, by merely providing them with whatever they\ndemand to hear, in the most efficient and expedient manner\ntheoretically possible. Talk about putting the scientific method to\nthe test, the more they lie to themselves, the worse their sense of\nhumor becomes, the easier it is to fool themselves, and the easier\nthey are to exploit by the same students they teach Darwinian\nevolution, and claim should be censored for their own protection.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMuch\nto my shock, among all the other mind-boggling facts that I\ndiscovered over the course of conducting my own private research, is\nthat the harder academics or anyone else insists that everything must\nmake sense, the lower their reproductive rates and higher their\nmortality rates. Our materialistic culture stresses a winner-take-all\nattitude, but most people can’t afford the rat race, and teens\nhave the highest rates of suicide while, the more money people make,\nthe fewer children they have, and money is by far the single biggest\nreason people get divorced, and divorce is the most common reason\nadults commit suicide. Instant Karma’s gonna getcha baby, and\nit appears that our immune system and reproductive system are yin and\nyang, and Ebeneezer Scrooge needed Tiny Tim, every bit as much as he\nneeded him. I cover more of the sociological evidence in later\nchapters, but humans seem to live as long as we do, so that\ngrandparents can spoil their grandchildren, giving their parents a\nnight out once in awhile, and we evolved to live in small groups of\nnormally seven adults, who kept each other more honest. Lending\nentirely new meaning to the Laws of Thought and Psychology, if you\naren’t a chickenshit mainstream academic, afraid to ever go\nthere. <\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhich,\nof course, I cover in extensive detail throughout this book but, for\nnow, suffice it to say academia is about to be confronted with the\nself-evident truth, which is not even remotely like how they prefer\nto view the world, or themselves, making them a fantastic and largely\nuntapped commercial market, with unlimited growth potential, and ripe\nfor development, but its important to get in on the ground floor with\nthese things. Supposedly, academics are among the more intelligent\nBabylonians yet, for the better part of half a century, they’ve\ncomplained that nobody believes in Darwin’s theory of\nEvolution, when a strong majority of Americans distrust modern\nscience, almost none of them know how to even use a dictionary, and a\nquarter of them still insist the sun revolves around the earth.\nActually listening to themselves, much less to each other, sharing\ntheir words and playing nice, are all too often anathema and entirely\ncounterproductive in Babylon, where you can find the truth on sale at\nWalmart prices (Made in America and imported from China!) and,\nsometimes, you’d swear it must be illegal to teach a child how\nto use a dictionary, much less, how to share their words and play\nnice. The humble secret behind both Socratic wisdom and Taoism alike,\nis that the truth is the easiest thing in the world to share while,\naccording to a century of their own evidence, the hallowed halls suck\nat sharing the truth, and always have.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRichard\nDawkins, for example, is a widely recognized leader of militant\natheists, and an Oxford evolutionary theorist, who invented his own\nnonsense word “meme”, convincing millions of his\nfollowers to babble totally meaningless bullshit for decades now, of\ncourse, in the name of science, reason, and survival of the fittest\natheist. Well over a century ago, when it first became common for\npeasants to learn how to read, the lofty ivory towers themselves\ncapitulated to the madness of the wealthy and the mainstream\nhegemony, progressively rejecting even their own stupid dictionary\nand, of course, the flaming idiots eventually bought into their own\nbullshit hook, line, and sinker, convincing themselves that they\ncould change reality as we know it, by merely inventing new words.\nLast time I checked, some of them are still running around babbling\ncomplete nonsense, decades later, and encouraging others to babble\nlike total idiots, in the hope of saving the planet, by inventing new\nand exciting, more highly evolved, meaningless scientific sounding\ngibberish, that can bring humanity together. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, nobody is attempting to inform them that they’ve all been\nbabbling complete nonsense for decades, that only means whatever the\nhell each individual decides it means. Technically, they actually did\nmanage to change reality as we know it, by pulling the wool over\ntheir own damned eyes so hard they fell on their lofty collective\nasses, but I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for anybody to\nadmit they fell on their more evolved fat ass, much less, that they\nknow how it happened and are prepared to correct the problem. These\ndays, academics have so little personal integrity, so little interest\nin actually encouraging people to share their words, and care so\nlittle about the truth, that Oxford never even attempted to inform\nthe fools they’re all spouting complete bullshit and, as far as I can\ntell, nobody even thought to inform them. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tQuite\nthe opposite, academia’s all too predictable chickenshit\nresponse has been to declare war on fake news and misinformation,\nurging congress to censor the mass media and world wide web, so they\ncan continue to invent new nonsense words, and encourage the same\nidiots they teach to keep voting in rigged elections, for whichever\nclown advertises the most. Of course, ensuring that anybody with\nenough money or influence can continue to make up whatever bullshit\nthey please, as they go along. Shakespeare suggested throwing all the\nlawyers in the sea, but he was used to performing for a rough crowd,\nand when so-called “intellectual” leaders in lofty ivory\ntowers taunt each other with rhetoric and made up gibberish, as if\nthey were fighting on the kindergarten playground, lynch mobs take\nthe opportunity to throw lawyers in the sea because they decide they\ncan do a better job at making up their own infantile bullshit, or\nbecause the Mafia offers more justice than the legal system.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nyou can afford it, people lobby publishers all the time, urging them\nto print their own obviously superior definitions for words, but the\npublishers usually ignore them, because they can sell more\ndictionaries if they merely print the most popular definitions, the\nones people already prefer to argue over. Rather than an Urban\nDictionary, what might be more helpful is an “Encyclopedia of\nMeaningless Scholastic Rhetoric, Vacuous Arguments, Complete\nOxymorons, Nonsense Words, Misleading Statements, Distracting\nGibberish, Indignant Posturing, Pies-in-the-Face, and Miserable\nFailures!” You need a damned score card in order to distinguish\nour awe inspiring intellectual leaders from the less reputable\npoliticians, bankers, and lawyers they teach and, no doubt, they’ll\nargue endlessly over the definition of honesty, which is why its so\nimportant to document their ongoing insanity in the public domain,\nanonymously whenever prudent. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnce,\nan atheist told me the dictionary is not a God, and I told him to\ntell it to the judge and see if he throws the book at him. Bet you a\nbillion dollars, if he had a billion dollars, the judge wouldn’t\nthrow the book at him. Clarence Darrow once famously declared, “There\nis no justice in or out of court” but, he was a lawyer, and\nwhether lawyers can actually lie to themselves remains debatable and,\nwith modern medical technology, sometimes negotiable. At any rate,\nyou can still find the word in any damned dictionary and, in parts of\nTexas, justice means you can’t bring your horse inside church\nwith you to be baptized, but you can shoot a hooker for attempting to\nsteal your wallet, while in West Virginia justice means you can\nlegally buy judges by paying for their elections, and invent any\ndamned hillbilly definitions you prefer. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEquality\nunder the law means one man’s money is as good as the next, so\nlong as the Feds don’t get involved or the mindless mob doesn’t\nstart to riot, with democrats now trying to convince conservatives,\nthat their own Constitution is now irrelevant, and so is rioting,\nwith the government thinking about requiring permits for Civil\nDisobedience. Considering that the majority of Americans prefer to\nargue over their own stupid dictionary, that their votes no longer\nmatter, their constitution has been shredded, and almost a quarter of\nthem still claim the sun revolves around the earth, justice is the\nleast of their problems, when its patently obvious half of them are\nso far out of touch with reality that, all too often, they wouldn’t\nrecognize the simple truth if it bit them in the ass. You know its\nbad when Gilligan’s Island and Green Acres start to look like just\nanother tourism or real estate Time Share infomercial. Some have\nwarned of an impending Zombie Apocalypse of the Marching Morons, but\nnature has her own ways of limiting just how stupid people can\nbecome, both individually and collectively, and still manage to\nreproduce, while evolution is no different from anything else in life\nwhich, at best, is two steps forward and one back, or else! Of\ncourse, that means you can sell the zombies whatever nonsense they\ndemand to hear, easily convince them that mindlessly attacking each\nother is the socially responsible thing to do, then sell them\nwhatever they might believe might make them more attractive to other\nzombies, like a hat with flashing LEDs or whatever.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLinguists\nwere eventually compelled to give the word “meme” a\ndemonstrable definition, or it would have gone in the dictionary\nencouraging billions more to babble totally meaningless bullshit for\ndecades to come and, of course, cite Oxford University and Charles\nDarwin as sources, compelling Oxford to lower the cost of tuition\nconsiderably! Its just so much cheaper and easier, and even\npolitically correct, to invent new nonsense words and definitions,\nthen to actually attempt to teach children how to use a dictionary.\nMilitant atheists have made academia their bastion, and are among the\nleading contributors encouraging “intellectual” Three\nStooges everywhere to assume that they’re all brilliant cunning\nlinguists, when they don’t even have a clue how to use a stupid\ndictionary. The brilliant babbling idiots have been arguing so\nheatedly over existing dictionary definitions, that there are no less\nthan 17 widely recognized types of atheism today, including the\ncomplete oxymoron “Agnostic-Atheist” which, quite\npossibly stands for, “Uncertain who’s in charge around\nhere”. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, an atheist once accused me of insulting him by my claiming\nthat an “Agnostic-Atheist” a complete oxymoron, and I had\nto inform him that I don’t determine what people consider to be\na contradiction, nor do I write the dictionary definitions for words,\nor decide what people consider to be funny, and they’ll have to\ntake it up with the publishers, tell it to the judge, or start urging\npeople to burn their dictionaries, and ignore what’s missing\nfrom this picture! Ironically, since I started writing this book and\ntelling people about all this bullshit academic rhetoric, atheists\nhave rushed to remove or update every website claiming there are 17\ntypes of atheism, and are now loudly attempting to deny they ever\nexisted. Exchanging playground taunts was never something I was good\nat, but I do tend to notice what’s missing from this picture,\nwhich is much more valuable if you ask me, while playground bullies\nare always way too smart for their own good. Again, making them an\nexcellent marketing target, since they’re already the most unpopular\nminority, and are gullible enough to believe anyone who tells them\nthey are smarter than the rest. Having spent way too much time on the\nPlayground of Life himself, but swearing that he never did drugs,\nFrank Zappa famously sang, “You are what you is, and that’s\nall it tis!” Militant atheists have dominated academia yet,\nironically, they’re among the most notorious online bullies,\nand the very idea that they even know how to use a stupid dictionary,\nmuch less how to share their words and play nice on the playground,\nis laughable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\n17 types of atheism can be traced back to antiquated Soviet Era\ncommunist propaganda from the 1920s, designed to be used as a foot in\nthe door for contentious Babylonians, all too willing and eager to\nargue for the sake of argument itself, and spout any rhetoric or\nmeaningless bullshit for hours on end, merely to entertain\nthemselves. Proselytizing door to door was popular before the\ninvention of television and the internet, and Wikipedia and the\nOxford dictionary are both infamous for atheist rhetoric but, since\nnobody gives a crap about the dictionary except how to print their\nown versions, all the meaningless rhetoric is just more gibberish for\npublishers and the mass media to sell to their delusional public. In\ncommunist countries, I suppose militant atheists can play Big Brother\nall they want and print whatever damned dictionaries they prefer, of\ncourse, in the name of promoting literacy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWho\nneeds a dictionary when you can just make up anything you want, and\ntell all your teachers, or anyone else, whatever they want to hear?\nIn a few famous cases, individuals have gone on to earn advanced\ndegrees, and retire from successful careers, only to have it\neventually revealed that they were functionally illiterate, while\nworking memory is the only known reliable measure of anyone’s career\npotential, which is what you’d expect in a flock of chickens. A study\nof rocket scientists and brain surgeons concluded they were not\nsmarter than anyone else on the average. Once, just for the hell of\nit, I encouraged a militant atheist to argue that no less than a\ndozen two syllable words were all defined wrong in the dictionary\nproving, to my personal satisfaction, that only a complete idiot\nwould ever waste their time attempting to discuss anything serious\nwith either academics or atheists who, after a century of public\neducation, have so little personal integrity, that they could not\nteach a child how to use a stupid dictionary if their lives depended\non it and, all too often, wouldn’t recognize the simple truth\nif it bit them in the ass. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tForget\nabout growing up in a rough neighborhood, I was a military brat and\ngrew up in them all, because we moved around all the time.\nThankfully, everything I ever needed to know in life I learned in\nkindergarten, because I’m stubborn, and kept searching for\nwhat’s missing from this picture, only to eventually confirm my\nworst suspicions, that the well is truly bottomless!\nPiled-higher-and-deeper gains entirely new meaning, when a strong\nmajority of the public swears by their teachers, but deeply distrusts\nacademia, and the response of the ivory towers is to pompously invent\ntheir own nonsense words, to go along with all the bullshit\nterminology and rhetoric they already promote, while complaining\nabout pay walls, and urging the government to censor the internet.\nSeriously, these fools commonly claim to be more knowledgeable than\nother people, then proceed to reject their own dictionaries, make up\ntheir own nonsense words and bullshit terminology, insist they know\nbetter than anybody else, claim to be impartial as they lobby\ncongress and promote communist rhetoric, and are such highly skilled\nand inspirational teachers, that nearly a quarter of their students\nstill claim the sun revolves around the earth, and its now illegal to\njoin the Mickey Mouse Club in Maryland. Walt Disney would be\nhorrified, and you can write it all off as human nature, or point all\nthe damned fingers you want, but modern academia’s continuing\nabject failure to so much as teach a child how to use a stupid\ndictionary, does not exactly inspire confidence in the future of\nhumanity, much less, public education! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nwhole damned world is falling apart, and the response of the ivory\ntowers is to attack their own dictionary, and anyone who disagrees\nwith them, shooting for the lowest common denominator! Centuries ago,\nnatural philosophy died a slow painful death in the hallowed halls,\nand was replaced with a series of reactionary philosophies, such as\n“Scientific Positivism”, which is about as scientific as\nScientology, and as constructive and positive as playing Wack-a-Mole\nwith the Three Stooges. Karl Popper invented the philosophy, which\nhas never even met its own criteria for a valid philosophy, and\nsupposedly “objective” scientists are still quoting him\nand promoting his philosophy as supporting their theories and,\napparently, have no problem contradicting themselves, and promoting\npseudo-science, that they’ve used for most of a century to deny\nthe physical evidence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nI explain in great detail, in the following chapters, their lack of\nintegrity and brazen insanity makes it that much easier to see how\nyou can quantify lowbrow slapstick, across scales and magnitudes,\nmaking them easy to exploit and cheap to automate. These days, they\nonly call their philosophies natural or scientific, because they\ntaste great and are less filling, fit into their budgets and make a\nlittle money but, sooner than academics think, it will be possible to\nautomate any existing academic philosophy, and science, with much\nbetter results for Hollywood and the private sector. Spinoza’s\nphilosophy was the only real alternative literally produced in eons,\nat great personal risk and sacrifice, outside of the hallowed halls,\nand was merely adopted as an intellectual curiosity. These days, even\nlogistics, such as fuzzy logic, are more often corporate and\ngovernment secrets, making it difficult to develop new philosophies\nwithout consulting with Dr Strangelove, or working entirely outside\nof the system. Sr Stephen Hawking defiantly declared that philosophy\nis dead, but he was almost a century late in making that judgment,\nand missed the faculty meeting where they all broke out their knives.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSupposedly\nHawking was a genius, but the idea anybody is in charge around here,\nor has a coherent philosophy, is laughable, when the chickens are\nrunning around faster than ever, claiming the sun revolves around the\nearth and shouting, “Off With Their Heads!” I’ve\nmet people who attend KKK meetings where, like so many atheist trolls\nonline, they all stand toe-to-toe and spout the most hateful crap\nimaginable for hours on end, without pausing for breath. Not because\nthey necessarily believe a word of it, but because they love nothing\nbetter than dominating and submitting to complete bullshit, of\ncourse, usually without a clue as to why they love it so much. Just\nlike so many chickens who would be very sad, lonely, and confused\nindeed, without their pecking order to give their otherwise pathetic\nlives meaning. Once I visited an atheist website and went to some\nlengths to discuss the meaning of, “Agnostic-Atheist”,\nsuggesting that its a contradiction, and none of them ever caught on\nthat its a complete oxymoron, and only one of them even grudgingly\nadmitted that it might be a contradiction. Academics have empowered\nmilitant atheists and others to trash out the English language so\nbadly, their own students still commonly claim the sun revolves\naround the earth and struggle to reproduce!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDuring\nthe 1990s Southern Baptist churches lost half their congregations,\nwhen their preachers started competing for who could give the most\nvitriolic sermon, just like so many damned roosters competing over\nwho can crow the loudest, and who is the most intimidating. But, they\nall returned again a few years later, just like the preachers said\nthey would, once the competition died down because, of course,\nchickens need roosters. Multiple studies, by even the evangelical\nBana Group, have established that the social record of\nfundamentalists is at least as bad as anybody else, if not the worst\nin the developed world, and only the rare few individuals among them,\nwho regularly use their own two hands in service to their fellow man,\nactually live up to their own moral standards.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAccording\nto their own studies, religious Fundamentalism and Televangelism are\nnow officially synonymous with hypocrisy and brain damage, making\nthem “UnChristian” by the standardss of many, and they\nalso meet all the accepted criteria for a mental disease, but\npsychology itself meets the same criteria, because they refuse to\ncategorize them as a mental illness that causes brain damage, refuse\nto teach students how to use a dictionary, refuse to insist they all\nbe warned, and nobody has ever managed to prove the existence of\ncommon sense anywhere in the world. Liars are a dime a dozen, but\ngood lies make money, and don’t require a dictionary. Sigmund Freud\nwas the first to popularize psychology as a science and,\nprophetically, he became a cocaine dealer who specialized in treating\nthe trophy wives of the rich and famous, based on the theory they\nwere suffering from childhood sexual issues. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHis\npsychology eventually went on to become extremely popular with the\ncommunist Chinese bureaucracy, thanks to his Psychoanalysis making it\neasier for them to live with a guilty conscience, just like Freud’s\ntrophy wives. Common sense has it that we’re supposed to listen\nto the recognized experts, whose own evidence indicates there’s\nno such thing as common sense, but who refuse to denounce common\nsense as nonsense, could not teach a child how to use a dictionary if\ntheir lives depended on it, have severely stunted senses of humor,\ninvent their own atheist rhetoric and nonsense words, urge congress\nto censor the mass media and internet for the sake of our rigged\nelections, invent spectacular failures such as Totalitarian Communism\nand Freudian Psychoanalysis and, according to their own studies, are\ninfamous for being underpaid workaholics with the lowest reproductive\nrates, and least satisfying sex lives of any profession! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPhysician,\nheal thyself! Darwin was an academic but, according to their own\nstudies, neither academia nor conservative Americans appear to\ncomprehend the meaning of reproduction of the species, as anything\nmore than a vague abstraction and, like the military, the hallowed\nhalls remain among the most notoriously sexist of any existing\ninstitution. It might sound like I’m being too harsh on them,\nbut over the course of my conducting research the trends became all\ntoo obvious, that these idiots are killing themselves and each other,\nand drowning in their own lies all that much faster, the more\nadvanced their technology becomes. IQs dropped noticeably with the\nintroduction of televangelism and, later, the cellphone, while 50\nyears of studies concluded that, over the last few decades,\nchildren’s values and mental health have gone down the toilet\naltogether, and home schooling has become wildly popular, to the\npoint of public schools closing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAcademics\ncan claim to know what the hell they’re doing but, whatever the hell\nthey’re doing, it doesn’t seem to support mental health or\nreproduction of the species, in many of the wealthiest countries in\nthe world, while the entire world ecology is on the verge of\ncollapsing, and none of their students appears willing to admit\nresponsibility for the state of the world today either. Never take\npersonal advice from indignant sexist pigs and playground bullies who\nmake up their own nonsense words and rhetoric, who have the absolute\nworst working hours imaginable, the least satisfying sex lives,\nlowest reproductive rates, design weapons for the government, and who\nare paid by the pharmaceutical companies to claim sanity is possible\nin an insane world. We’re supposed to take their word for it\nthat they have the slightest clue as to what the hell they’re\ndoing, and are not merely spouting whatever the hell they’re\npaid to spout, in spite of their continuing abject failure to even\nteach a child how to use a stupid dictionary, much less, address\nexisting chronic and epidemic mental health issues. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, the one thing neither atheists, psychologists, nor\nfundamentalists will ever recommend is to use a damned dictionary,\ntry to share your words, stop spouting quite so much bullshit, keep\npaying it forward suckers, try to play nice on the playground more\noften, and learn how to laugh if it kills you! Not to mention, please\nfeel perfectly free to ignore anything else they have to say, as\nofficially hypocritical, insane, and of dubious value according to\ntheir own standards! That’s not to suggest that people don’t\nhave serious mental health issues, or that there is no such thing as\nworthwhile expert advice, of all manner and variety, but there can be\nno doubt that both academia and the mainstream have serious mental\nissues themselves. Including a dysfunctional relationship according\nto their own standards, increasingly leaving the mindless mob and the\nmass media to fill in the gaps, making anything they say\nquestionable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSome\nmight label it a humanitarian crisis, but its difficult to say when\nthey all argue over the definition of a crisis, as their population\nimplodes, typically preferring to blame each other, demand that\neverybody lie to them, and let the lawyers decide how much anybody’s\nwords are worth. Leaving my “Bullshit Linguistic Analysis”\nas one of the few remaining ways in which to determine exactly what\nthey’re all attempting to say, how trustworthy anything they say\nmight happen to be, and for analyzing their dysfunctional\nrelationships in depth, for long term market trends, and the best\nways to encourage them to invest in their own insanity. Fake news and\nmisinformation attract customers to websites, but the same customers\ndemand that the government they call evil censor the mass media, and\nprotect them from themselves. In America, the customer is always\nright, and the emerging markets have unlimited potential but,\nobviously, we must develop the required linguistic analysis outside\nof the hallowed halls, where its still possible to have a sense of\nhumor, use a dictionary, and call bullshit, bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\nmy Bullshit Linguistic Analysis, anyone can anonymously publish\nanything demonstrable within the public domain, and its either\nmathematically and linguistically consistent, describing humanity’s\n“Collective Ignorance”, or everybody will notice right\naway. Idiots attempting to criticize the contents, can be told its\nall just bullshit but, self-evident, mathematically consistent, and\ndemonstrable. In recent years, academia has reluctantly admitted\ntheir peer review process encourages enough bad research, that it has\nbecome a serious problem. Thankfully, my own work is based entirely\non the self-evident truth and demonstrables, and can be improved upon\nat any time by anyone, of any age, or even a computer, and is enough\nto drive academic linguists insane, because it requires a sense of\nhumor that their own institutions actively suppress but,\nincreasingly, are exploiting for developing weapons, and for fun and\nfor profit. According to their own standards, the hallowed halls are\nsimply not to be trusted with their own bullshit, and the only people\nthey allow to give them feedback are the same idiots they teach, who\nstill insist the sun revolves around the earth, and that they had the\nfinest education available. Leaving the public domain frequently one\nof the few remaining places left where anyone can share their words\nand play nice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nhuge percentage of hippies I know fled from abusive Fundamentalist\nbackgrounds, only to eventually discover that the rest of the\nmainstream is so abusive and out of touch with reality in general,\nthat the workaholic Japanese and white US and EU populations have\nbeen imploding faster than any other on the planet for half a\ncentury, with academics having the lowest reproductive rates of any\nprofession and, increasingly, importing every genius on the planet to\nreplace them. They tend to look down upon those with less money and\nformal education, judge each other according to what they do for a\nliving, how polite anyone is, and how much money they have, while the\nentire world ecology collapses, and they import geniuses from other\ncountries that provide more funding for higher education, as their\nown population implodes. Conservatives and academics can deny it all\nthey want but, according to their own studies, their espoused family\nvalues don’t appear to support either survival or reproduction\nof the species, that is, wherever people have a higher standard of\nliving, and easy access to birth control. Again, me thinks\nfamiliarity doth breed self-contempt, which is one reason I decided\nsomebody needed to step forward, and suggest that, perhaps, learning\nhow to share their words and play nice more often, can be a really\ngreat place to start. One Japanese couple sued their own parents for\nnot explaining the birds and the bees to them, which would have saved\nthem rather expensive consultations with fertility specialists. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nfriend of mine was popular with the smallest kids in the\nneighborhood, because he would always pretend to lose fights with\nthem, and chickens can be miserable just like little kids if they\ncan’t at least peck one another lightly. You could start a\nwhole new school of Psychoanalysis that practices Professional\nWrestling smack talk, and might even teach a militant atheist a thing\nor two. Once I watched a crack whore cuss out a cop for an hour,\nwhile he stood there shaking his head in total disbelief, refusing to\naccept the simple truth, that the truth was the last damned thing she\ngave a crap about, and I had no sympathy whatsoever for the fool.\nChickens usually believe you either buy the truth or force it on\npeople, and he never offered her any money, and was obviously\nuneducated in the finer points of Professional Wrestling smack and\nreality TV. Frequently, I tell people, forget about VR, AI is the\nfuture, because there never was any intelligent life around here!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nsay there’s no agnostics in foxholes, and there are almost no\natheists in prison, and atheists tend to be extremely productive and\nethical members of society in many respects and, frequently, complain\nabout being the least trusted among believers and nonbelievers alike\nbecause, of course, chickens are the masters of acting indignant.\nAtheists have dominated academia and a strong majority of Americans\ndistrust academics, they’ve rejected their own traditional\nwisdom philosophies, empirical evidence, and dictionaries, and have\nbecome infamous as online trolls, with even agnostics frequently\navoiding them whenever possible, and now they’re complaining\nthat nobody trusts them. Its hard to imagine how atheists could\npossibly go out of their way to make people distrust them more, but\nthey can be surprisingly moral, whenever they aren’t busy\ntrolling people online, aren’t teaching children how to babble\ncomplete nonsense, spouting endless lies and rhetoric, lobbying\ncongress, and when they’re the single most distrusted minority\nin the entire country. Sadly, academics tend to have a high opinion\nof atheists, and themselves, and their students often say they love\ntheir teachers but, in totalitarian communist countries, atheists\nhave shown no hesitation, or remorse whatsoever, over killing or\nimprisoning anybody who disagrees with them by the tens of millions,\nof course, in the name of education, morality, evolution, growth, and\nmemsy progress! Anyway, that’s my meme and I’m sticking\nwith it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDuring\nthe last century, the communist Chinese government imprisoned\nbelievers by the millions in the name of re-education while, today,\nlifelong avowed atheists in China are converting to Christianity in\nrecord numbers. Often pointing out that they can no longer trust\ntheir children’s morality in the hands of an increasingly\ncapitalistic government, and Christianity has a proven track record\nof opposing its own corrupt governments. Worldwide, atheists are\nworking hard to convince people to become more democratic, and\ncapitalistic, supporting their own competition. The “Holy\nTrinity” is a bit exotic by Chinese standards, but many of them\nhave traditionally believed the human body alone contains 8,000 gods,\nand the Holy Trinity, being a foreign concept, is not an obstacle to\nthe widespread adoption of Christianity. The *Evil US Government*\nremains in charge of the most corrupt and religious country in the\nworld today, and other countries have experienced similar social\nproblems that appear to accompany sudden wealth in competitive\nsocieties. In stark contrast, as many of the other thriving\ndemocracies have progressively adopted more extensive social safety\nnets, their citizens have put more faith in their own governments,\nthe number of agnostics has more than doubled, and a strong majority\nidentify themselves as merely spiritual or agnostic, with the\nreligious and atheists alike typically relegated to minorities.\nIndicating that neither one actually supports salt-of-the-earth\ndemocratic values, and are, more less, randomly opposing whatever\nanyone with money or political influence promotes as a threat at the\ntime.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJust\nas Atheism is bizarrely associated with both totalitarian communism\nand the wealthy, organized religion is often associated with crime\nand dysfunctional societies and, never having lived in a communist\ncountry, as an agnostic myself, I’m not sure which is worse\nbut, here in the US, we sometimes like to say at least criminals tend\nto be more creative, and chickens can be as dull as it gets.\nCommunist rhetoric is so shallow you could use it to torture people,\nand I talk to Chinese people all the time and try not to laugh when\nthey spout the obligatory rhetoric for the censors, and we tend to\nsympathize with each other’s cultural baggage. Collectivist humor\ncould make an existentialist go permanently cross-eyed, and even the\nChinese government knows its best to poke fun at the worst of their\nown rhetoric, or their censors will never see any of the punch lines\ncoming, but academics struggle to recognize jokes, often confusing\nthem with mysticism, making it that much easier to exploit them. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNote\nthat agnosticism and spirituality support more inclusive\nsalt-of-the-earth humor and values, that the wealthy and powerful\ntend to suppress, which is why organized religions and academics\nalike tend to have severely stunted senses of humor, dismiss the\nimportance of humor, and rely heavily on sarcasm, Aristotelian logic,\nand playing around with dictionary definitions. Sadly, organized\nreligions and atheists alike frequently promote people arguing over\nthe definition of stupid, and sometimes killing each other, rather\nthan sharing their words more often, and sharing more of a genuine\nsense of humor. Among other things, this book explores how logic and\nhumor express the “Two Faces of Janus”, or particle-wave\nduality, how anyone can reconcile the two for themselves, and how to\nautomate the process of encouraging personal growth, in ways people\nhave only dreamed were possible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSocratic\nhumor and Oneness Poetry have survived down through the eons, by\noften making our jokes as lame as humanly possible, and harder for\nthe higher ranking chickens to recognize. Nonetheless, they killed\nSocrates for his incredibly lame sense of humor and, eventually, the\ncommunists drove the Taoists, with their\n"Winnie-the-Pooh-You-Scrape-Off-Your-Shoes" sense of humor,\nout of China altogether, with most Taoists today living in Malaysia.\nThe major religions, still spreading everywhere faster than the rest,\nall incorporate the most explicit Three Stooges logic imaginable, and\nseverely stunted senses of humor, so they can compete against\nmilitant atheists and each other. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOver\nthe last few decades, as entitlements have increased in the US, and\nall the money has floated to the top, the poor have abandoned church\nservices entirely, becoming famous for sometimes watching\ntelevangelists, while they wait in their social security offices.\nMeanwhile, the struggling middle class, working longer hours for\nlower pay than ever before, has been attending services in record\nnumbers, praying for more reasonable working hours and, discretely,\ndoing a little tax exempt business on side. In the ancient Roman\ntradition, academia and religion have become just more mass media\nentertainment and, frequently, just more reliable places to conduct\nbusiness while, simultaneously, the US has become the most nepotistic\ncountry in the world today, complete with the largest prison\npopulation in the history of world, and the prison population\nincreasing and decreasing in direct proportion to the number of\nhospital beds available in the mental healthcare system. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPoverty\nis the worst crime of all, with homelessness being transformed into\njust another industry for exploiting people who already have the\nhighest mortality rates. Half a million chronically homeless include\ncountless psychotics, commonly wandering in and out of traffic,\nsleeping in doorways and, often, preferring to eat out of garbage\ncans, while taking hundreds of dollars a day worth of\npharmaceuticals, just to avoid being dragged off to a hospital or\nprison. Many today live in tents and sleep in their vehicles,\navoiding the shelters whenever possible, which contain closed circuit\nTV cameras monitored by the police, and are often filled with\nhardcore drug addicts, alcoholics, and violent criminals, who barely\ntolerate each other’s company. Gangs often composed of children\nhave spread to every major city, and every ghetto in the country has\nbeen walled in, to increase the property value in the surrounding\nareas, as all the money continues to float to the top.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBoth\nthe republican and democratic parties are promoted by the wealthy and\npowerful establishment, who tend to encourage fundamentalists and\natheists alike to actively eliminate any middle ground between them\nand, as Socrates discovered the hard way, sudden wealth can easily\nbecome a curse. In the military its known as simple, "Divide and\nConquer, Hammer and Anvil, Tactics” where, like the Three\nStooges, you play Wack-a-Mole and crush anything in the middle flat,\nwhich is also sometimes referred to as promoting, “The Law of\nContention”. Some say absolute power corrupts absolutely but,\nin countries with already existing social problems, all you require\nis sudden wealth, with the wealth flooding the US, off and on since\nWWII, being more than enough to corrupt the country. Even\npolitically, most so-called "Independent" voters, almost\nalways vote republican, because there is no middle ground to be found\nanywhere above ground, ensuring the political system constantly\nswings from one extreme to another, and is funded by entrenched\nwealth and the oligopolies, with lobbyists spending up to a billion\ndollars a year, making damned sure congress knows exactly what they\nwant. Contrary to conventional wisdom, fundamentalism is the bastard\nredheaded stepchild of academia and the mass media, ensuring the Law\nof Contention remains the rule of the land, with neither one being\ncapable of teaching a child how to use a dictionary if their lives\ndepended on it, and both populations imploding faster than any other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFundamentalism\narose as a direct result of academics promoting universal literacy\nand introducing the modern mass media, and the issue is not how the\ntwo differ, but how does their dysfunctional relationship promote\neach other’s rapid decline, and suppress much more viable\nalternatives. Additionally, explaining why atheists have moved into\nacademia over the same time period, only to urge congress to censor\nthe mass media, reject their own dictionaries, invent new rhetoric\nand nonsense words, and invent such abject failures as totalitarian\ncommunism. My enemy’s enemy is my best friend, and both sides\nare attempting to push extreme agendas by muddying the waters,\nwhenever possible, to the point of poisoning the very ground they\nwalk upon and, unfortunately, spouting so much hot air and becoming\nso horrendously destructive, over the last century or so, that their\nown populations have begun to implode dramatically, with the\nintroduction of modern birth control, and Global Warming now appears\npoised to begin killing half the planet in earnest, assuming WWIII\ndoesn’t break out first. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t“What’s\nso special about Harvard, Yale, and Oxford men? They confuse\nthemselves even more then they confuse other people, and consistently\nset the standard for piled-higher-and-deeper. Besides my asking\nwhether anyone made up their own definitions for words, the only\nother question I asked was if anybody knew the simple distinction\nbetween a lynch mob and a democracy and, in over a decade, not a\nsingle person even came close to the correct answer, including a\nclass of Harvard Law students. Any stand-up comic smart enough to buy\nlife insurance, or probably Conan O’Brien’s wife, knows the\nanswer, and I give it somewhere in this book, but its obviously not\nimportant to make such distinctions and, like I said, knowing the\ntruth can be costly and dangerous in Babylon, if you aren’t a\nprofessional comedian, or your family can’t afford life\ninsurance. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nhallowed halls spout so much gibberish, that I had to spend months\nwatching PBS interviews with academics, in order to gain a better\nidea of all the myriad ways in which they casually abuse the\ndictionary, and to get a better feel for exactly how the idiots\nprefer to fool themselves. Basically, they seldom acknowledge the\nself-evident truth even exists, and have no clue what systems logics\nare, while I’ve gone to extremes in this book to explain how\nsimple systems logics work, and how to use them to bullshit any\nacademic, tell them whatever they demand to hear, and profit off\ntheir unwavering conviction, that they remain objective and unbiased.\nIf you want an “A” in class, reading my poetry alone can\nhelp you bullshit any teacher, and, if you want to design bots the\nThree Stooges will love to argue with, my poetry contains the\nmathematics and linguistics, and I provide all the details for the\nphysics and logistics work, in order to leverage the ignorance of the\nexperts against themselves in the cheapest, most profitable,\nefficient, and easy to implement manner. If academics want to reject\ntheir own dictionary, facts, philosophies, and linguistic analysis,\nthen its up to the private sector to develop the science and\ntechnology, and my work is all in the public domain, but you might be\nsurprised just how much of their most popular bullshit is totally\nmeaningless bullshit, that they will defend with their dying breath.\nEven academic bullshit can only avoid the light of day for so long\nand, for anyone who comprehends just how much meaningless bullshit\nthey spout, the extent of the problem is truly staggering, but that’s\nalso what makes it such an exciting commercial market to develop! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nonly want to hear what they want to hear, so I can teach their\nstudents, governments, corporations, and anyone else interested, how\nto tell them whatever they demand to hear. How to earn the maximum\nprofit by encouraging intellectual Three Stooges everywhere to argue\nover the definition of stupid, and how anyone can collate any data\nand make unique predictions for pies-in-the-face, that academics will\nnever see coming. A recent study indicated that rocket scientists and\nbrain surgeons are not actually smarter than anyone else, and their\nrigid inflexibility and delusions of superiority, are what make them\nso easy to automate and exploit. Its officially UnAmerican to join\nthe Mickey Mouse Club in Libertarian Paradise By The Sea on the\nChesapeake, because knowing the truth, sharing your words, and\nplaying nice are only considered family values whenever taxes are\nsignificantly higher, tuition is way lower, and your sexist\nworkaholic population, raised on Gilligan’s Island and Green\nAcres, and rushing to grab that cash with both hands, just to pay the\nnext month’s rent, actually has a desire to make babies in\ntheir spare time. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTrusting\npoliticians you pay to lie to you, in rigged elections, is widely\nconsidered flat out insane, and I know people who regularly donate to\npolitical campaigns, in order to ensure they still have their\nsupport, and academia will simply have to get in line, with the rest\nof the chickens, and raise tuition. As all the money has steadily\nfloated to the top, across the country the price of life has steadily\ngone down the toilet, depending on your state and locality, with\nChicago now being declared a War Zone, and the governor of Texas\nthreatening to secede from the union, until the Mexican cartels let\nit be known that, if he kept up that kind of smack, they’d\nstart to take it personally. Just by random chance, over the years\nI’ve bumped into several people who go out of their way to\ndrive all the way around the entire state of Texas, as if it were one\ngiant nuclear waste disposal site, inhabited by cannibals and savage\nmutants, but the marketing potential is unlimited!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnother\nOxford academic has gone so far as to declare the New Atheists, “A\nBetrayal of the Enlightenment”, yet a quarter of the developed\nworld still insists the sun revolves around the earth, begging the\nquestion of whose “enlightenment” he’s talking\nabout. The usual wealthy white guys, who are almost always lawyers\nand bankers heavily invested in the stock market, are still the same\nones running around claiming to know everything, and insisting\neverybody else is full of crap. And, are the same idiots increasingly\ndemanding the right to censor the mass media and the worldwide web,\nso they can enlighten the rest of us in excruciating detail from\ntheir lofty ivory towers, positions of power and authority, and\nextensive mass media outlets, which can now all be found on the NYSE!\n*Support The Sciences And The Enlightenment*, by burning your\ndictionary today, and own your very own cherished family heirloom of\n*~Conventional Wisdom~*, by investing in reality TV, Face Book, and\nTwitter! Once, an academic asked me what can be done to avert the\nimpending lengthy series of looming man-made catastrophes, such as\nGlobal Warming, now threatening the future of humanity, and I angrily\nsuggested he find out who the hell is teaching all these idiots how\nto destroy the planet faster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCall\nme brain damaged, but either the right hand knows what the left hand\nis doing, or we’re all screwed and, according to their own\nevidence, academia could not find their own ass with both hands. The\ntruth hurts for a reason and, worldwide, the mainstream, their\nteachers, and their institutions of higher learning, have inspired so\nmuch confidence in the next generation, that they’ve more than\ndoubled the number of billion dollar self-contained bomb shelters\ncurrently under construction, and are making significant progress in\ndeveloping the technology to colonize Mars, when nobody has even been\nthere yet, and low gravity environments proved decades ago to be\nseriously hazardous to your health! However, we can all sleep better\nat night knowing our Glorious Leader will be safe, and is doing his\nutmost to ensure that more weathermen and physicians know how to do\ntheir damned jobs properly, and do as they’re told. With\nguidance from our Glorious Leader, academia is literally encouraging\ncomplete idiots and gullible fools everywhere to systematically erect\nthe Tower of Babel and, I might add, have made tremendous strides in\nrecent years in developing the technology to construct a Star Wars\n“Death Star” battle station, which is the most popular\nonline request made to the White House and, quite possibly, the\nfuture home of humanity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\ntheir part, the public complains about things like Fox News, but\nnobody would ever watch it if they merely told the truth. Facebook\njust censored all of the reputable news outlets in Australia, because\nreputable news is too expensive, when you can just make up any\nbullshit you want, and nobody even uses a dictionary. People\nconstantly complain about online trolls, fake news, and\nmisinformation, but most websites that don’t attract so-called\ntrolls don’t get any traffic, and websites are normally\ndesigned to attract trolls, and to make it easy for moderators to\nkeep the flames down, so the trolls don’t get carried away, and\nchase off the same customers they attract. I suppose you could argue\nthat websites are normally designed to troll for customers, and\nspread fake news and misinformation, but their customers are mostly\neither fans of fake news and misinformation, or trolls and, of\ncourse, nobody can agree upon the definition of a troll, because\nnobody can agree on the definition of stupid. Some have argued with\nme that they have an explicit definition for what a troll is but,\nwhenever I’ve explained to anyone who has asked for my opinion about\nsuch things that, according to their definition, websites are\nnormally designed to troll for customers, they usually stop talking\nto me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhenever\na wealthy individual or a corporation, such as our glorious leader\nand Fox News, blatantly lies to the public, the lawyers insist it be\ncalled “real news” and not be censored, and one study\nindicated that if you label some things “fake news”, the\nidiots will automatically assume anything that isn’t labeled\nfake is real. But, not to worry, once our glorious leader is above\nthe law, he can set new standards and fair prices, establishing a\ncompetitive market for deciding what constitutes real news.\nSimilarly, “Trolling For Trolls” could be the newest\ncompetitive online video game, with little kids these days spouting\nthe most vitriolic crap imaginable, that could inspire a professional\nwrestler to change careers. Some website owners carefully tweak the\nrules for their forums in minor ways, just to encourage the idiots to\nfeel like they always have something to argue about, whenever they\nstart to run out of steam or ideas and, as always, the truth remains\na hard sell. Far too rich for my blood, and can’t compete with\nbillions of chickens all enthusiastically pecking away at each other,\nand endlessly spouting blatant lies and complete nonsense. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tGoogle\nis working on an AI that will allow the individual to turn the\nvitriol up and down on command, just like adjusting the volume on a\nstereo, so the mindless mob can listen to all the juicy lies,\ncomplete bullshit, and exciting vitriol they could possibly desire,\nin whatever polite or impolite terms they happen to prefer at the\ntime. Intel just introduced their own version for online gaming, and\nselling customized bullshit to complete blithering idiots is nothing\nnew but, the difference is, this is mathematically rigorous\ncustomized bullshit, that can be used to construct an AI capable of\nstealing WC Fields’ lunch money and life savings, never giving\na sucker an even break. The music industry, for example, already has\nan algorithm that allows them to calculate exactly how much money\nthey can make on any song, with popular music today being almost\nentirely devoid of intonation, as a result of nobody wanting to hear\nthe truth in even the voices of popular singers, who now commonly\ndistort their voices electronically, no matter how talented they are.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ncomputers are beginning to spit out hit singles, and one dimensional\ncomic book super heroes are breaking all box office records (Hulk\nSmash!) You can see the same flat, zombie, cartoonish effect in even\nfashion models, with some of the newest popular music stars and\nmodels being entirely synthetic virtual creations, that were never\nbased on any individual and, in at least one case, is theoretically\ngenetically impossible. A classic Barbie doll is so thin she would\nhave to be seven foot tall for her internal organs to work however,\nsoon, improved mathematics and AI will make it trivial to manipulate\nand customize such images with incredible accuracy, for the maximum\nbang-for-your-buck, that will make the current music, movie, and porn\nindustry attempts to exploit their audiences for more money, look\npathetic in comparison. Facebook is now competing with the porn\nindustry, which has already joined the ranks of major investors and\ndevelopers of technology with, for example, it now being possible to\npractice safe sex, and buy a cheap blow-job online, while watching\nporn in VR, using one of Facebook’s own headsets. They’ve been\nso successful, that Facebook has changed their name to “Meta”\nand is now investing heavily in adding VR programming to their\nwebsites. With the addition of advanced AI, the future of online porn\nis quite bright, if you are a Wall Street investor, or enjoy humping\nlamp posts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNothing\nlike a little behavioral conditioning, beat me, whip me, make me\nwrite bad checks, then tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies and,\nonly then, give me just the facts I need to know but, the simple fact\nis, nobody wants to hear the truth! Theoretically, its all the same\nanalog logic and mathematics, and can be used to design a Woody Allen\nstyle, “Orgasmitron” that will encourage complete idiots\nto reproduce even less often but, there’s simply no denying\nthat few things sell worse than the truth, few things are more\nexpensive than the truth, and the more casually they all lie to\nthemselves, the louder they demand that everybody else lie to them as\nwell, and the faster they run in circles screaming “Off With\nTheir Heads!” Frequently raised in such exotic locations as\nGilligan’s Island and Green Acres, all too often living\nsheltered lives in the vast lonely sprawling deserts of suburbia, and\ngiant megalopolises, that blend together like so much concrete\nplay-dough and Lego buildings, the truth tends to haunt chickens,\nlike their own shadow! Nonetheless, only the truth can set you free,\nwhether you wanna be free or not! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tChickens\nbe free! Is Chickenshit Liberation in Three Stooges Libertarian\nParadise Never-Ending-Armageddon-Again-and-Again-and-Again! The\nextra-crispy Mickey Mouse Southern Fried Movie variety recommended by\nthe Colonel himself! That comes with the new spicy hot wings\nmarinated in moonshine, for those extra special occasions, when the\nlights are only left on because nobody is ever home. Everybody\narguing over the definition of stupid, means freedom is your right to\nshoot yourself in the foot, and freedom ain’t nothin’ but a\njoke in bad taste, if you never do get the punch lines! The one\ndamned thing, you can be absolutely certain of, is that reality has a\nnasty habit of imposing itself upon even the most enormous flock of\nindignant chickens, in the most disagreeable ways imaginable! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nwidespread knowledge that we are now confronting Global Warming and\nare in the midst of the single worst extinction event in the history\nof the planet, is raising everybody’s red flags to the top of\nthe pole, with all the signs indicating that Babylon is in for an\nextremely rude awakening. Politics may make for strange bedfellows,\nbut at least they don’t appear to reproduce that often, so its\nseldom a problem in the long run. Unfortunately, the birds and the\nbees are already dying, because the insects are dying, the fish are\ndying, the animals are dying, the plants are dying, and the heatwaves\nkeep getting longer with each passing year, as if everything the\nBabylonians touch, including each other, eventually withers away and\ndies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEverything\non the planet from the north to the south pole is dying but, paradise\nlost must inevitably be regained. Soon enough, the only place anybody\nleft alive will be calling paradise, is a self-contained bomb\nshelter, or a passing alien spaceship! Researchers have determined\nthat humanity now requires new technology, just to prevent the entire\nworld ecology from collapsing, due to all the damage we’ve\nalready done with our current technology. Nonetheless, the Black\nRhino still lives and, in a hopeful sign, a White Buffalo was born in\nthe West, signifying that we may yet have time, and countless\nBabylonians that I’ve spoken to are fervently hopin’ and\na praying, that some new technology will come along, that can prevent\nthem from mindlessly abusing every new technology, at the first\nconvenient opportunity. Believe it or not, such technology is quite\npossible, and I discuss it in another chapter but, again, you have to\nbe careful what you wish for, especially if you’re a brainless\nchicken, living in your own Private Idaho!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnce\nI mentioned to someone studying how to operate nuclear reactors, that\nGalileo proved over four hundred years ago that heavier objects don’t\nfall any faster, and he made Homer Simpson proud by stubbornly\nrefusing to believe me. The fool didn’t even ask me how heavier\nobjects could possibly not fall any faster, and summarily dismissed\nmy casual comment, as if he were used to being lied to every day of\nhis life, about even the stupidest crap imaginable. When the\nFukushima nuclear power plant started to meltdown, a representative\nof the nuclear power industry was online, arguing with me and\nattempting to reassure the public that the industry has a fantastic\nsafety record. That is, until I pointed out that they built a cheap\nnuclear reactor, based on experimental submarine designs, on the most\nearthquake and tsunami prone island in the world, threw up a berm\nwall just high enough to have stopped the last tsunami to hit that\nspot, and the executives were all indicted five years previously on\ncorruption charges, for violating every safety rule in the book,\nincluding stacking spent rods on top of the reactor, because white\ncollar crime might as well be legal in Japan. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNote\nthat I have nothing against either the science or the industry\nitself, and the Japanese are famous for their attention to details\nand amazing scientists and engineers but, all too frequently,\nmainstream conventional wisdom has led to the worst lowbrow slapstick\nimaginable, and the stupid chickens don’t know their own damned\nlimits! Meanwhile, academics everywhere continue to encourage them,\nstill refuse to use a stupid dictionary, and are now loudly insisting\nthat censoring the internet and mass media is the only possible\nsolution, to the same problems they are generating. Of course, insane\nBabylonians will do whatever the hell they want and, no doubt, will\nignore anything that I might have to say, much more often preferring\nto take their cues from reality TV and Professional Wrestling, like\nour glorious leader, but I couldn’t just standby and watch\nFukushima meltdown without at least saying something while it was\nhappening. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMichio\nKaku is a famous physicist from California, where some of the\nradioactive waste washed up on their beaches, and he went on TV\nbegging them to entomb the disaster, but Japan’s environmental\nclaim to fame includes hunting the whales and cutting down the rain\nforest, while it was the American government that encouraged Japan to\nbuild the reactors in the first place. So-called geniuses and\nintellectuals pleading for mercy from the same morons they teach, who\nhave almost no clue how to use a dictionary, and still insist the sun\nrevolves around the earth, is just more bizarre Babylonian theater to\nme. All the Star Trek fantasies, parallel universes converging, and\ninfinite strings that anybody can pull, cannot save Michio or his\nmillions of fans from their own Do-Do-Kaku, or the radioactive waste\nwhile, despite persistent rumors to the contrary, nobody has found a\nway to escape the Matrix. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTheoretically,\nsomebody, somewhere, will eventually notice that nobody is listening\nto all of their lies, threats, posturing, and indignant complaints\nanymore, when they all start to die in record numbers but, according\nto the latest estimates, you should be able to encourage them to\ndebate the issue, and point fingers, for fun and for profit, for at\nleast another fifty years, possibly amassing enough money to build\nyour own self-contained bomb shelter. A decade after the meltdown,\nthey’re running out of money to even slow down how fast all the\ncrap pours into the ocean, with scientists today now worried all of\nthe world’s oceans may die soon enough, from the relentless\nonslaught of countless similar insults. Living is rapidly becoming\nthe leading cause of death and, at this rate, even Wall Street has\nstarted to notice that the entire world is getting hotter, more\nradioactive, poisonous, and hazardous to your health by the moment.\nWith all the continuing Three Stooges slapstick, many are now hoping\nthat Artificial Intelligence can save Babylonians from themselves,\nand over a trillion dollars was invested in AI research last year\nalone, which has been called the “New Manhattan Project”,\nbut AI is analog by definition! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMillions\nhave rushed to cash in on the newly emerging technology, to empower\nthemselves to organize like chickens in ever larger numbers, and to\nfight amongst themselves over their guns, money, propaganda and, not\nleast of all, who gets to decide what is socially acceptable,\naccording to conventional wisdom, and who gets to call who a\nbrainless chicken! Playground mobs generally prefer people who are\n“socially acceptable”, meaning you don’t ostracize\nor lynch them, and both Fox News and CNBC have purchased their own\nsocial networking websites, for determining just who is socially\nunacceptable, and are enthusiastically preparing for World War III!\nJust as soon as they finish commercializing the current civil war,\nwhich is generating so much excitement in our *Glorious Banana\nRepublic* that it may soon be declared a public health hazard, due to\nconservatives refusing to be vaccinated, and dropping like flies,\nwhile the supreme court appears intent on encouraging them to\nexercise their freedom of choice, even if it puts the rest of the\npopulation at risk.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWithout\ncomment, Google intervened when Facebook started censoring the\nAustralian news, offering to pay a considerable amount for the videos\nfor the next three years, with the suspicion being its a war between\nbroadcast news like Fox and internet websites, but a war that Google\nand the Pentagon simply can’t afford right now, with WWIII\nthreatening to break out! Both democrats and republicans have\nsupported a new bill to allow broadcast news like Fox to charge for\nwhat is legally entertainment, and still call it news. Facebook\nbanning Australian news outlets placed pressure on congress to remove\na provision for mandatory arbitration, so online websites can still\ndecide what is worthy of their bandwidth, and can enforce their own\ndistinctive variations on see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\nis a joke no longer a joke? Whenever you never do get the punch\nlines, and chickenshit bullshit is all you ever get for an answer.\nAll of the oligopolies are now heavily invested in AI, while computer\nscientists are close to constructing the first computer capable of\nwriting computer programs, and replacing their own jobs with an\nassortment of AI. In fact, their newest neural network could\ntheoretically finish writing my book for me, but it might also fry\ntheir stupid computer, because I’m using the multidimensional\nmultifractal equation of the Tao Te Ching, to write this entire book,\nand it would push the newest supercomputers to their limits, and\nrequire at least three years to accomplish, while their linguists are\nstill struggling to categorize Gregorian Chants, and they’ll be lucky\nif they can vaguely comprehend whatever answers the computer spits\nout. But, there’s no need for supercomputers, or hiring comedians as\nconsultants, when a home computer will soon be capable of collating\nany data you want, and even writing a book like this one, by merely\ncopying the same mathematics, substituting whatever specific lexicon\nand database you prefer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIntel\nand Microsoft have already made it possible to replace computer\nprogrammers with VR applications, which means you can also easily\nreplace the vast majority of teachers, bureaucrats, and middle\nmanagement, but the technology will require at least another decade\nor two to mature, and become dirt cheap. Just in time for global\nwarming, so corporations and governments can cheaply automate the\njobs of their dying employees. In the ongoing heroic struggle to\nconquer the world with AI, physicians are now reporting cases of\nburnout and fatigue, after rushing for over a decade to develop an AI\nthat can replace them. Fortunately, existing AI have already proven\nto be significantly better than the physicians at diagnosing\npatients, and will soon be able to treat the same physicians who are\ndesigning them and, hopefully, can also improve the fertility rates\nof academics in general. Of course, growth and progress seldom occur\nwithout the occasional monkey wrench being thrown into the works, and\ncountless AI have already proven to be horribly unreliable, with many\nof the computer systems constructed thus far, turning out to be\nutterly worthless for what they were originally designed for, and AI\nexhibiting surprising behavior including racism and sexism because,\nin many respects, being analog it comprehends the chickens better\nthan they do themselves. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nthe term “Complete Oxymoron”, I didn’t invent the\nterms “Artificial Intelligence” or “Banana\nRepublic” but, I support every American’s right to buy as\nmuch *Artificial Intelligence* as they can possibly afford, and to\ncome out of the closet and demand the *Glorious Banana Republic* of\ntheir choice! Its not like you can force democracy on half the\ncountry, when nobody can even agree on what the word means and, after\nhalf a century of conservatives complaining louder with each passing\nyear, that the political system, the one they’ve utterly\ndominated for half a century, just isn’t working for them, all\nI can say is, I’ve always believed them. Conservatives are\nstill arguing they aren’t getting their money’s worth out\nof billion dollar rigged elections to vote the bums out of office\nand, obviously, our political parties have become totally redundant,\nand an enormous waste of time and money and, to quote the Joker in\nBatman comic books, “What this town needs is an enema!” <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPolite\npolitics are for wimps but, not to worry, our Vietnam draft dodging\ncommander-in-chief and Glorious Leader, (who by some accounts is\nanything but a mere wimpy mortal, and may already be above the law\naltogether), has been making so many new friends at the Pentagon,\ndazzling them with his incredible wit and intellect, and\ndemonstrating how to dispense military justice in his private\nchain-of-command, and how to spend their considerable budgets on his\nown, much more worthwhile, personal projects. They say the difference\nbetween men and boys is the price of their toys, and the military\nlikes to think they have better taste than anyone in who they choose\nto share their toys with, including fascist dictators and Banana\nRepublics or, at least, they require intimate working relationships\nwith them. I suspect some of the generals are already drawing up\nemergency contingency plans, should any obvious opportunity arise,\nfor someone to march the army right over the Potomac, to thunderous\napplause. We may see a dramatic decline in mortality rates in the DC\narea alone, if nowhere else, while television ratings and voter\nturnout could soar through the roof, if our glorious leader becomes\nthe first draft dodging commander-in-chief in US history to be killed\nby his own troops, for being far too stupid to be allowed to live.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPersonally,\nI’d prefer a functional democracy myself, and was never\ninterested in who shot J.R. either but, shit happens, and you can’t\nget blood from a turnip! Asking the military to be smarter than the\ngovernment they work for, and decide for themselves what is legal,\nand who to put on a pedestal and worship as our glorious leader,\nabove the petty laws of mortal men, is just asking for a world of\ntrouble. Several retired generals have already warned that the\nmilitary is divided, and we may be facing a violent overthrow of the\ngovernment, which means its every man for himself! Seriously, the\nPentagon had to practically beg congress to put limits on what they\ncan do, since the constitution only appears to be of historical\nsignificance these days, and just isn’t raking in the money for\nthe lawyers like it once did. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\nall the confusion over voting, some conservatives have suggested that\nwe should make our rigged elections compulsory, and force freedom and\ndemocracy on the idiots, but if others continue to insist their own\ndemocracy is way over-rated, over-priced, decadent, and the\npersonification of evil incarnate, I can certainly understand why\nthey feel that way. Our glorious leader incited the Capital Hill riot\nthat killed five cops, and has been taken to court for everything\nfrom sexual assault, to fraud, and tax evasion, high crimes, and\ntreason, but is still a free man because he’s far too rich and\ninfluential to go to jail, and my only only hope here is to save\ntaxpayer lives and money, by urging people to immediately blow up\ntheir fucking TV, or come out of the closet and demand the *Glorious\nBanana Republic* of their choice. In Italy, one province elected a\npopular porn star to office twice and, evidently, she had quite a\nbrain on her, and they elected her understudy as well but, in my\nopinion, most Americans aren’t ready for Mini Mouse yet,\nespecially since Maryland made it illegal to vote for Mickey, and\nGoofy has his own plans…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOn\nthe other hand, if they made our *Glorious Banana Republic* official,\nand gave our glorious leader a crown and a throne or, at least, a\nreally nice uniform covered with shiny metals, despite his dodging\nthe draft, it could help build bridges where none might otherwise\nexist, eliminate a lot of unnecessary confusion, and the mass media\ncould cover elections much better but, more importantly, it could\nsave millions of lives and billions of dollars by both lowering and\nraising expectations from Wall Street and the Pentagon alone. Banana\nRepublics present unique challenges to free enterprise and national\nsecurity, and military intelligence is an oxymoron but, not to worry,\nour glorious leader has been teaching the Pentagon the ways of the\nJedi in his newly formed Empire of the Republic, and the generals are\nall paying close attention to his awe inspiring example, for just how\neasy it is to corrupt an already thoroughly corrupt, and easily\nstartled and confused, nation of outraged chickens, and rise above\nall the petty chickenshit laws of the land.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nexciting as many no doubt find it to follow the endless intrigues and\nintricacies behind the inner workings of the *New and Improved Evil\nEmpire*, writing about all the political, religious, and academic\nnonsense in this book was the hardest thing for me to do, because I’d\nrather explore the intimate details of how hot dogs are made, than\nwaste my time and sanity watching what Babylonians call the news,\nfollowing what the mainstream considers conventional wisdom, or\ntalking to insane academics who routinely reject their own empirical\nevidence, wisdom philosophies, and even the stupid dictionary, while\ninsisting they are merely fulfilling their traditional role in\nsociety, know better than anyone else what the hell they’re doing,\nand blaming the same students they teach for the state of the world\ntoday, as their population implodes. Despite my telling them I don’t\nvote and don’t believe anybody is in charge around here,\nconservatives and academics alike have repeatedly accused me of being\npartisan and inciting hate, for merely quoting their own\nuncomfortable facts, and insisting that a mindless mob killing\nthemselves and destroying the entire planet, while storming the\npalace with knives and pitch forks for cheap thrills, is never to be\nconfused with a functional government. Liberals have turned out to be\nno better, insisting that honesty and politics don’t mix, and you\ndon’t need a fucking dictionary to censor the mass media and\nworldwide web.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMany\nof my friends are former academics, who have nothing good whatsoever\nto say about working in academia, and gladly left it far behind them,\nas just another low hanging branch of corporate America. According to\ntheir own evidence, its best to take anything academics say with a\npound of salt, with up to a third of academic research being\nextremely questionable, according to their own standards, making my\nBullshit Linguistic Analysis one of the few remaining ways to\ndetermine just how full of crap both academics and the mainstream\nare. Anyway, chickenshit soap operas of the rich and famous have\nalways bored me to tears, and my only concern here is in saving\ntaxpayer lives and money by, hopefully, shedding light on how anyone\ncan recognize and avoid some of the more brazenly insane Babylonians,\nhellbent on going down the toilet faster, and dragging anyone within\narm’s reach down with them. Poor William Henley is widely\nconsidered to have been a better author than even Shakespeare, yet\nthey burned him alive at the stake for daring to make his Bible more\nbeautiful, then added insult to injury by making his Bible the\nofficial version of lynch mobs everywhere. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\nliterary fans like that, who needs critics? Henley knew damned well\nwho is readers were and, instead of burning books as “Ugly And\nDemeaning”, these Bible Thumpers burn people alive, while\ndebating the evil nature of aesthetics. Hell, in Texas two rednecks\nwere insane enough to kill a strange black man they had never met, by\ndragging him behind their pickup truck with a bull chain, and I have\nto urge black people to avoid Texas rednecks, as infamous for often\nbeing mindless vicious animals, that should be locked up in the zoo.\nA recent study indicated there are perhaps a half dozen states that\nblack people should avoid altogether, because the odds of being shot\nby even the cops, or imprisoned, go way up. Hopefully, with future\nstudies, we can draw maps of the US that show where its best for\nblack people to live.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ntruth hurts for a reason, because its just way too damned expensive,\nin every way imaginable, and the more Babylonians there are who\ninsist they know the truth and are doing something meaningful, more\noften than not, the less it pays to get involved. In Ray Bradbury’s\nbook, “Fahrenheit 451” he wrote about a dystopian future,\nwhere people burned books at every opportunity, but burning books is\njust more cheap thrills, if half the population consists of\ncompulsive liars, raised on Gilligan’s Island and Green Acres,\nand almost nobody gives a crap about the truth. As much as\nBabylonians might understandably think of themselves as the center of\nattention, and the leading authorities on everything, one thing you\ncan’t hide is when you’re crippled inside, and this book\nwas never intended for crazy Babylonians, who often love nothing more\nthan debating whether Bambi should have died at the end of the film. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nfew have suggested that I should “Do The Right Thing”,\nlike Spike Lee, and defend the honor of Mickey Mouse, attempt to save\nBambi, or save the Babylonians from themselves. Thankfully, Disney\nhas already persuaded the courts to make Mickey Mouse immortal, and\nabsolve him of all his sins, extending his copyrights beyond the mere\ncentury that lowly peasants must contend with, so they can continue\nto defend the honor of Mickey, and keep charging outrageous prices\nfor Mickey Mouse products for the next thousand years. More\nimportantly, in their infinite wisdom, Disney has made a strategic\nmove, and is now working with the porn industry which, I’m sure\nhas their own plans for saving Mickey, Bambi and, especially, Goofy.\nAdditionally, we can all rest assured that most Babylonians already\nhave a personal savior and a glorious leader as well, because I’m\npositive they would nail me to a cross if I tried to save them from\nthemselves. I remain firmly convinced myself that its flat out\nimpossible to prevent the Three Stooges from setting each other on\nfire, blowing each other up, building cheap nuclear reactors operated\nby Homer Simpson, or committing suicide any damned way they prefer\nwhile, of course, accusing each other of being “Evil Liberal\nSecular Muslim Commie Militant Atheist Freedom Fighter Corporate\nFashion Terrorists!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAmericans\nhave been complaining that their political system isn’t working\nfor over half a century and, in that time, the majority white\npopulation, in control of the government and complaining the loudest,\nhas imploded altogether. All the money has floated to the top, mass\nmurders have run around shooting even kindergarten classes, and\ndozens of men once gang raped women in NYC Central Park in broad\ndaylight, with the news cameras filming them as the cops pulled them\noff one at a time, while others just kept taking their place.\nCockroaches mate like that, but the camera people didn’t work for\nNational Geographic, and they’ve loudly proclaimed a vote of\nno-confidence in their own government and mass media, while my only\ncivic duty at this point, especially considering that I’ve been\ndisenfranchised, is to suggest that Americans come out of the closet,\nor blow up their fucking TV, because you already know damned well the\ninsane are running the asylum, and its every lynch mob and\nbillionaire for themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAncient\nRome had nothing on Hollywood writers, PT Barnum, and La-La Land who,\nas a public service, are the ones teaching all the lawyers, bankers,\nand academics how to play around with semantics and dictionary\ndefinitions, with the latest AI neural network now writing entire\nbooks, and about to replace them all. My work includes such things as\nhow banks can exploit their customers for the maximum\nbang-for-their-buck, how to make unique stock market predictions, and\nhow insurance companies can easily predict who is more prone to\naccidents and different health problems, by merely analyzing their\nwriting, and can teach the mindless mob how to destroy their own\ngovernments, for their own maximum bang-for-their-buck in\nlow-low-low-as-you-can-go taxes! Modern science has already mastered\nthe mathematics of classical beauty, but has yet to master the comedy\nof fuzzy logic, and the increase in lowbrow slapstick is raising\ninsurance rates for Vaudeville stage and theater. These days, if you\nteach a man how to fish, you still have to teach him how to cut bait,\nand when to give up fishing altogether and throw the damned fish back\nin the water, because its so polluted you would never feed it to your\ndog.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tScientists\nare already struggling to invent new technology fast enough to deal\nwith all the current ecological disasters, that we already know\nabout, while nobody has any real suggestions for how to stop the\nmarching morons from killing themselves faster, than modern science\ncan manage to duct tape the ecology back together. Cities in Asia\nhave already begun installing vending machines that dispense cans of\nfresh air, and both IQ and dementia have proven to go up and down in\ndirect proportion to the amount of air pollution, so they can charge\nas much as the market will bare, for breathable air. Even the rain\nhas finally proven to be toxic and, so long as the sciences continue\nto support and promote the public arguing over the definition of\nstupid, they might as well get it over with, and join all the others\nrepeatedly shooting themselves in the foot, and demand that their\ngovernments censor them as well, and protect them from their own evil\nstudents, like me! Of course, that requires I first explain to them\nhow they can protect themselves from brain damaged idiots, who write\ndown subversive potty mouth nursery rhymes older than monuments, that\ndare to question the status quo…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThankfully,\nmy Bullshit Linguistic Analysis can be used to make unique\npredictions of market trends, as well as, the cheapest ways to\nencourage the idiots to believe whatever they hell they prefer, or\nwhatever you want them to believe. Its all the same stupid analog\nbullshit but, with chickens, its counterproductive to use anything\nmore sophisticated, and its obviously pointless to attempt to discuss\nanything serious with them. In recent decades it has steadily become\npatently obvious to the entire world that, if humanity is to survive\ninto the next century, everything must change, but nobody out of\neight billion idiots seems to have the slightest clue as to how to\neven begin to accomplish such a Herculean task because, of course,\nnone of them ever learned how to share their words and play nice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSometimes,\nDeja Vu is that sinking feeling that reality is hitting closer to\nhome than you ever cared to imagine, and you’ve been down this\nrutted road far too many times before where, past a certain point, it\nbecomes impossible to distinguish the road from the gutter. When\nscientists first discovered that modern tractors were eroding the\ntopsoil they sent volunteers to teach farmers in the southern US how\nto easily prevent the problem, and they all laughed at them. That is,\nuntil the Great Dust Bowel happened and they were driven from their\nhomes by the dust, in the middle of the Great Depression! The very\nidea that these same idiots today are anymore willing to listen to\nreason, or that insane academics have learned anything at all from\nthe experience of the Great Dust Bowl, is absurd when even their own\nivy league colleges continue to encourage the idiots to argue over\nthe definition of stupid, and their only solution to such problems is\nto censor the internet and automate farming. Ask not what academics\nmight possibly do to save the planet, but how can we possibly save\nthe planet from academics? Half the children in the US have recently\nbeen diagnosed with lead poisoning, and the plague keeps mutating,\nwhile the kids and the elderly are the most vulnerable. In an effort\nto promote growth and progress, we’ve encouraged wild growth in\nvirtually all of our populations, cultures, industries, and\ntechnology, but without so much as anyone even agreeing on their own\ndamned dictionary, while the endless lies are finally beginning to\ncatch up with Babylon, and it breaks my heart to think the kids might\nall die before their parents.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRegrettably,\nRainbow Warrior legends suggest that the Tower of Babel must\ncollapse, in order for the meek to finally inherit the earth and,\nfrankly, I don’t see how they could possibly inherit the earth\nany other way. At the rate we’re going, there won’t be a\nplanet left to inherit if the Tower of Babel doesn’t collapse\nsoon, while if it starts to collapse any faster, we’ll become\nan extinct species! Within twenty years commercial fishing will\nbecome impossible, there simply won’t be enough wild fish left\nin any ocean, and within fifty years every wild land animal much\nlarger than a dog will only exist in zoos, and their extinction will\ndestroy entire ecologies. The most recent surveys indicate that\nanywhere from 20% to 35% of the developed world claims global warming\nis not a problem, and its obviously pointless to discuss the issue\nwith any of them. Forget about saving Bambi, if the meek don’t\ninherit the earth you know damned well the rats and cockroaches will\nand, at this late date in the game, one of the few remaining\nquestions is how to avoid getting dragged over the nearest cliff by\nthe mindless mob, like so many lemmings pointing fingers at each\nother the whole way down, and still hedging their bets on our\nGlorious Leader, FaceBook, reality TV, and Twitter! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBabylonians\nhave drunk enough piss and vinegar to fill an ocean, and are drowning\nunder the weight of their own hubris, while just the sheer amount of\nplastic waste in the environment today is already estimated to be\nenough for micro-particles to kill the entire planet within decades,\nby disrupting the food-chain. They say starving to death is actually\nquite peaceful but, unfortunately, Babylonians seldom bow out\ngracefully, even when confronted with the inevitable, and our\nglorious leader has refused to leave the White House after losing his\nbid for re-election. People remind me all the time that the more\nthings change, the more they stay the same, but nobody will be saying\nthat when the environment collapses altogether, children start dying\nfaster than the adults, and “Soylent Green” is the only\nthing left that they can afford to eat. The north pole is completely\ngone in the summer, and algae blooms are rapidly replacing it\naltogether, while the south pole appears ready to drop an iceberg the\nsize of London into the ocean and Greenland looks ready to vanish\naltogether, as beaches around the world are infested with swarms of\njellyfish, because there aren’t enough wild fish left to eat\nthem. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAround\nthe world, from the north to the south pole, glaciers are melting,\nwhile ninety percent of the population lives in coastal regions, and\neven the ocean currents appear to be changing, as if Mother Nature\nhas reluctantly decided to unceremoniously flush modern civilization\ndown the toilet, just as soon as she’s done with the current\npandemic and whatever else she has planned. In the far north tundra,\nencircling the north pole, rogue fires have broken out everywhere, as\nif the earth itself is setting signal fires, hoping for rescue by a\npassing alien spaceship, while Alaska is worried the thawing tundra\nwill release ancient microbes into the atmosphere, and generate even\nmore deadly plagues. Meanwhile, California has declared that they no\nlonger have an official fire season, because the fires never do stop\nburning. As the snow-pack vanishes in the Rocky Mountains, the mighty\nColumbia river has been reduced to a trickle, and Canada has signed a\ncontroversial agreement to supply the US with water should it become\nnecessary, while a nervous Mexican government has sought reassurances\nthat their own water won’t be cut off. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCanada\nhad no choice but to sign or be invaded when the time comes, no doubt\nin the name of Manifest Destiny and, once again, in their madness the\nBabylonians have created their own hell on earth, going to great\nlengths to ensure it is filled with dying children, plants and\nanimals, polluted water, noxious fumes, sulfur, fire, and brimstone,\nin the image of their own worst nightmares. Even now, the lemmings\nare still demanding their birthright to march right over the nearest\ncliff, pointing fingers at each other the whole way down, while\nacademics with stunted senses of humor continue to reject their own\ndictionaries, preferring to invent new nonsense words and rhetoric\nthey can use to debate logical fallacies, and how many angels can\ndance on the head of a pin. All too predictably, along with the same\nidiots they teach, academia has begun to loudly proclaim that\ncensoring the internet and mass media, or a policy of see no evil,\nhear no evil, speak no evil, is the only remaining hope for the\nfuture of humanity and, of course, they’re receiving all of the\nresearch funding they can possibly handle, including funding for\nresearch into how to use AI to censor the entire worldwide web.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nsay ICBMs tamed communism, but barbed wire tamed the Wild West, and\ngood fences make for good neighbors, but only if you can defend them\nfrom behind walls and, of course, have the right lawyer! No doubt,\nour glorious leader can help anyone who’s interested tame The Wild\nWest, hire a good lawyer, and become a good neighbor by stringing\nbarbed wire everywhere, and by helping to build walls that can be\nused to defend fence lines, the Alamo, mine fields, and ICBMs. Of\ncourse, he can also offer significant tax breaks, to the deserving\nfew, for constructing more self-contained bomb shelters, and for\ninvesting in colonizing Mars sooner but, as far as I can tell, the\nbest the rest of us can hope for is to cushion the fall, and try to\nbe prepared to help rebuild again, hopefully, without repeating the\nworst mistakes. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHumpty\nDumpty was as thick as a brick and, in places like NYC, the only\nreason a crowd might pause to watch him is so they can all yell\n“Jump!” This book is intended for my Rainbow Family and\nanyone who wants their grandchildren to have a future, not crazy\nBabylonians promoting cheap handguns and liquor, to encourage more\nconservatives to commit suicide, and end their own suffering sooner.\nNor was this book ever intended for idiots interested in becoming a\nreality TV star, attempting to buy happiness on Fantasy Island,\nhellbent on voting the bums out of office, escaping from the Matrix,\nsaving Mickey and Bambi from the porn industry, defending the\nAmerican political brand-name, or defending the entire planet from\nthe insidious-alien-anal-probe-mind-control-conspiracy, behind the\nIlluminati, nor was it ever intended for anybody looking to invest in\nreal estate, drones, Twitter, or Martian tourism! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBeing\nan American myself, for obvious reasons, ever since I was three years\nold I’ve just always preferred my own philosophy, and make\nabsolutely no claims whatsoever to sanity in an insane world, while\nthere’s nothing like word of mouth advertising. So, I encourage\nanyone to please, feel perfectly free, to totally dismiss anything I\nwrite as complete bullshit, and the obvious work of a classic brain\ndamaged, mentally deranged, all American hippie dippy, social\noutcast, and total loser! One with really bad personal hygiene, lucky\nto have obtained a high school diploma, and who has never used\nTwitter in his life, hates Facebook, and has no ambition whatsoever\nother than to make a quick buck writing a bullshit book on the more\nprofound philosophical do-do of 12,000 year old Chinese potty mouth\nnursery rhymes. Stooping so low as to play it fast and loose with the\ndictionary and the facts, in our modern era of honest politicians,\nand reliable sources of information, and by insanely suggesting\neverybody should start wearing tinfoil hats, and blow up their\nfucking TV before its too late!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThere\nis no medical evidence that wearing tinfoil hats prevents brain\ncancer, but there’s some evidence that suppositories might.\nTaoists tend to be touchy about such things, but an enema might be\njust what the doctor ordered, and a very personal path to\nenlightenment. Please remember to recycle and blow up your fucking TV\nin a responsible manner. Legal disclaimer aside, Babylonians\nfrequently insist that its a dog-eat-dog world, and sharing your\nwords and playing nice are counterproductive because, understandably,\nthey’d rather compare themselves to dogs than chickens. With\nthe exception of the mailman and stray cats, dogs are not known for\nwho they hate, but for their loyalty and for having half a brain.\nDogs form small intimate packs, similar to a tribe or an extended\nfamily, and are not cannibals, nor do they resemble millions of\nidiots all mindlessly plugged into their cellphones and the boob\ntube. Babylonians often claim their dogs understand them better than\nanyone else, because dogs are intelligent enough to comprehend the\nmyriad inscrutable ways, of the chicken…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNor\nhas any dog ever cared in the slightest if I cuss, but Babylonians\ninvent meaningless nonsense words and rhetoric, espouse arguing and\nfighting all the time, then insist we must defend the right to vote\nand freedom of speech of complete idiots who still claim the sun\nrevolves around the earth and, obviously, we need to heavily censor\nthe mass media to protect the American people from themselves.\nAnyway, they also often claim that cussing is bad, but being a\ncompulsive liar is quite admirable, especially if you are among the\ndeserving few like our glorious leader because, of course, peasants\nshould be seen and not heard. That might sound like an exaggeration,\nbut chickens really are that stupid, easily impressed, gullible, and\npredictable, and will follow anybody around who has enough money or\ncorn. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, you might ask just how stupid are they, and the answer is\nthat they’re so stupid the machines are already replacing even the\nwealthy and academics online, by merely spouting more popular\nbullshit. You can’t fix stupid, but nobody with half a brain ever\nlost money trying and, for anyone interested in how to automate the\nsum total of human stupidity, I cover the essential physics,\nmathematics, and linguistics throughout this book. As the competitive\nrace to corner the market on bullshit heats up, Babylonians are\ncurrently investing heavily in creating an AI that can spout the best\nbullshit theoretically possible. So they can cheaply automate all of\ntheir bullshit, with computers already gaining in popularity as much\nmore trustworthy than people, for even things such as psychological\ncounseling. Terminator robots are our friends, that only want to keep\nus safe, and make us happy, while people always want money. The\nsimple fact is, the more democratic a country, the more often people\ntend to cuss, the more often they hold their leaders accountable, and\nthe less often they censor their mass media. You could say the\nchickens only cuss more often, when they’re used to demanding more\nhonesty from each other, and the less often they cuss, the more often\nthey trust their machines more than each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tConservatives\nhave a reputation for being inflexible when it comes to morality and\ncussing, especially if you happen to be a popular billionaire reality\nTV star, and trivial things like the law and common moral standards\ndon’t apply to you, no matter how many women and former\nemployees insist they should. Professional Wrestling is the cult of\npersonality, and our glorious leader wrote the book, which is why\nnobody in Professional Wrestling ever had any business dealings with\nthe man, and me thinks familiarity doth breed contempt, according to\nthe testimony of just about every person foolish enough to ever work\nfor him, or do business with him. If nothing else, cussing can\nsometimes be more honest, and something even a dumb chicken can\ncomprehend, explaining why it remains so controversial and unpopular\nwith the wealthy, academics, and the middle class establishment,\nbecause its good for telling jokes that can expose just how\ntransparent all their pathetic lies really are. No matter how\nindignant any chicken, no matter how aggressive, sarcastic, or\ndelusional an entire flock might become, even if all the damned\nchickens suddenly start to bark and howl at the moon like dogs,\nnonetheless, they remain easily startled and confused chickens,\nfrequently prepared to turn on one another on a dime, or run for the\nhills if you merely toss a pebble into their midst, and adults can be\nBig Bullies and Big Babies, as well as, Big Kids. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nsay the most shocking thing about the rise of Nazi Germany is that it\nhappened in the most advanced and integrated country in the world,\nbut that’s only a shock to crazy Babylonians, who refuse to\ncompare themselves to the Three Stooges, and insist that they have\nmeaningful feelings that can be hurt, then ask where they can buy\ntheir Irish babies and find recipes. Someone published a deck of\ncards containing the infamous dictators of the world all supported by\nthe US government, and Newsweek published a sarcastic editorial\nasking the timely question of “Where Have All The Hippies\nGone?” In response, many of us breathed a sigh of relief, cut\nour hair short, moved to a different part of the country, became more\nself-sufficient, and began avoiding Hipsters, just to be sure none of\nthe more insane Babylonians ever discovered who they are. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nfew of us even relocated to such far away exotic locations as Canada,\nwhere they don’t stand out quite so bad in a crowd. The\nBabylonians first started hunting them down when some began gathering\nin national forests, every solstice and equinox, calling themselves\n“Warriors for Peace”, “Rainbow Warriors”, and\n“The Rainbow Family”. They had no leaders, and would\nnever join a club that would have them as members so, despite being\npeaceful, the US government put them on the National Terrorism Watch\nList, for never obtaining permits to gather. After conservatives\nrioted in Washington, congress began discussing requiring permits for\neven civil disobedience protests, and charging as much as the market\nwill bear. It turned out that the 1960s Cultural Revolution was a\nnatural phenomenon, mother nature awakening her children, and one\nwhich was repeated in every country in the developed world, without\npermits of any kind ever being issued. Sign, sign, everywhere a sign,\nbut signs like comets come and go, yet the truth hurts for a reason,\nand the Cultural Revolution was the first unmistakable warning that\ncivilization is now rapidly approaching what the I-Ching calls the\n“Turning Point”, when all the lies will finally be\nrevealed, or what Rainbow Warriors call “Childhood’s\nEnd”, when the meek shall at last inherit the earth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOver\nhalf a century ago, as best they could, hippies everywhere began\nmoving steadily underground, sometimes quite literally burrowing\nunderground and building sustainable “Earth Ships”, as\nthey prepared for the end of the world as we know it, and the\nbeginning of the new world to come. All too well aware of the\nfutility of attempting to reason with brainless chickens, they made a\nstrategic retreat from Babylon, knowing from hard won experience,\nthat the very idea the Babylonians had any real answers to the same\ndisasters they were still creating, and widely denying exist, was\nlaughable. In the early days of the cultural revolution, countless\nhippies were desperate to find a less abusive and more sustainable\nway of life, and returned to their roots, only to find themselves\ndigging deeper. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nleft wing divided as black people began to wander en mass around the\ncountry for half a century, making a giant circle attempting to find\nemployment and live the American dream, only for most to be turned\naway from the table. Many were forced to return to their insular\nghettos and isolated rural communities, sometimes developing their\nown polyglot and accents few outsiders could comprehend. Others, who\nmight have found work, often chose to return home anyway, where at\nleast they knew who hated them. For their part, some hippies adopted\nextended family and small village lifestyles, and many adopted more\nof the ancient tribal ways, including Rainbow Warrior poetry. As\nstrange as it might sound to Babylonians, most of what I write about\nin this book I have spent countless nights discussing around the fire\nwith my Rainbow Family, who have never given up hope of finding a\nmiracle, or creating one of their own, and who have little interest\nin wasting time with Babylonian academic opinions, the mass media,\nand the endless bullshit online. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRainbow\nWarriors are not all the same, and can be far stranger and weirder\nthan even we ourselves care to imagine, but tribal people and hippies\noften recommend studying the humor of cockroaches and chickens for\nwhatever ail’s ya, with Groucho Marx being the quintessential\nexample of a cockroach, and the Three Stooges and Gonzo the Muppet\nbeing great for chicken jokes, and I made sure to include all of the\nmore relevant analog logic that I could in this book. One hippie I\nknow claims Gonzo is his personal savior, and they actually look a\nlittle alike but, Gonzo is just alright with me. Forget about any\ndeep spiritual or philosophical do-do you might believe in, life\nobviously requires both love and a sense of humor. My father would\nalways chuckle and, as if I were Beaver Cleaver, he would say,\n“Without Heart Kid, Ya Got Nothing! For we are all born to fall\non our butt, whether you wanna join the circus or not!” All the\nworld’s a Vaudeville stage, so break a leg, keep paying it\nforward suckers, and learn how to laugh if it kills you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nthe US, the younger generation have already abandoned fundamentalist\nservices, moving to more urban parts of the country, and slowly\nadopting less extreme political stances, as their population\ncontinues to dramatically implode, along with that of academics. The\nsituation has started to reach such absurd heights, that conservative\npoliticians are now begging their constituents to make more babies\nand, of course, praising them for their strong family values, while\nsupporting gun rights and alcohol use that promote the highest rates\nof divorce, suicide, accidents, and crime among their own\nconstituents. They’re burning their candles at both ends, while\ndenying they’re burning candles, and laughing at hippies who\nkeep insisting that what we require, now more than ever, are more\ntolerant and sustainable salt-of-the-earth lifestyles. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSimply\nexchanging one lifestyle for another can be disastrous, especially if\nyour whole culture has lied to you for your entire life, making tools\nsuch as Oneness Poetry invaluable ways used by peasants, since the\ndawn of time, to share different perspectives. If need be,\nanonymously in the public domain. As Socrates proved, even a handful\nof the lamest jokes imaginable can change the entire world, and the\nwhole world needs change, now more than ever before, but it needs\nconstructive change that won’t happen without a much better\nperspective on the Big Picture. According to psychologists, a family\ncan require anywhere from three to seven generations in order to\nfully recover from serious trauma, but many never recognize when\nthey’ve already hit rock bottom, and up has become the only\nviable direction remaining, for an entire family or culture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJapan\nis considered the only feudal country in the world, where being\nraised Japanese is a lifestyle that is more important to them than\nany individual, government, or institution, nonetheless, their\npopulation has been imploding for half a century, closely paralleling\nthe introduction of modern birth control, and their polite feudal\nlifestyle does not appear to be compatible with making more babies in\nthe modern world. During the last prolonged recession, there was an\nepidemic of young Japanese men who committed ritual suicide, in one\nparticular forest by the thousands, out of shame for being unemployed\nand a burden on their families, and to make it easier to dispose of\ntheir bodies. All in spite of their population continuing to implode,\nand Japan being among the wealthiest countries in the world. Once,\nsome 400 Chinese electronics employees threatened to commit suicide\nby jumping off the top of the building they worked in, protesting the\nfact their jobs were being replaced by thousands of robots. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCivil\ndisobedience may never be the same again, if the Chinese start\nshattering all the records for mass suicide, but their tradition is\nto riot by the millions instead, and make it too expensive to exploit\nthem. The Dutch have the highest suicide rates in the West, usually\nattributed to their Calvinist roots, and tend to leave nasty notes\nblaming their boss, while Americans tend to commit suicide when they\ndivorce, and money is by far the most common reason people get\ndivorced, but the more money people make, the less likely they are to\nreproduce, with lottery winners frequently complaining that winning\nthe lottery ruined their lives. Bullying is epidemic in the US\nworkplace, as well as schools, and has proven to shorten your\nlifespan, but it encourages competition by selecting for the most\nvicious liars, thus, ensuring scum always floats to the top, by\nclimbing over each other, and most bullies start with bullying their\nfriends. A recent study indicated that, although nice guys tend to\nfinish first, bullies remain in positions of authority longer, and\nscum is obviously encouraged to float to the top, through the back\ndoor if necessary, by at least a third of the population. Incapable\nof so much as sharing a dictionary, the idea of cooperative\ngovernment is anathema to them and, along with Fox News, talk radio,\nand the Tea Party all first becoming established during the 1990s,\nconservative small towns across America learned their lesson, when\nthey elected the biggest asshole around sheriff, and were sued for\nmillions. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nyou might expect, symbols are important to Japanese bullies who, by\ntradition, start with systematically jacking up little kids in the\nneighborhood for their lunch money. Now, Japanese women are loudly\ncomplaining, for polite Japanese that is, that its hard enough to get\nlaid in a country of polite workaholics, without having to compete\nwith online porn, VR, and transformer robots. In response to such\nmounting problems, the Japanese government has made the development\nof friendly robots and computers a national priority, so they have a\nway of caring for their rapidly aging population, famous for being\ngadget freaks who adore robots, prefer porn stars that look like\nthey’re 14 years old, and tend to live to be over a hundred.\nAround the globe, the closer you get to any major metropolitan area,\nthe higher the women’s heels become and, in the US, imported\nbrides and life-like sex dolls with AI embedded in them are extremely\npopular. So, I tell people, you can always get more for your money if\nyou rely on imports and the latest technology whenever it becomes\naffordable, while American girls want everything in the world you can\npossibly imagine, and Babylonians tend to be extremely busy people,\nwho don’t have a lot of time for shopping around, or any other\nnonsense, and often have other people buy things for them. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nAs their population continues to implode, nobody goes to the malls\nanymore, and Walmart has become one of the better known pick-up\njoints anywhere in the US, for being much faster, cheaper, easier,\nand more convenient than sports bars, while online dating is now a\nrecognized science. Half of adults are now single, and a quarter of\nthem have no desire to have a sexual relationship and, obviously,\ninventing a better mousetrap is no better than throwing money off the\ntops of tall buildings, which could also go on the terrorism watch\nlist. Seriously, the real reason to switch to a digital economy is\nthat throwing cash off the tops of tall buildings and overpasses\ncould cause more fatalities than 9\/11, shut down the entire country\nfor days, and make terrorists a fortune on the stock exchange. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhether\nyou want to call them terrorists or creative entrepreneurs, promoting\nsurvival of the fittest, in the land of milk and honey, is up to you.\nThe more money the Babylonians make, and the better their technology\nbecomes, the louder they scream “Off With Their Heads!”\nAnd, the faster their population implodes, as if they no longer even\nremember what sex is for. If humanity is to have any hope of\nsurviving into the next century, the entire world must be reborn\nanew, and our own children are rapidly losing hope for the future,\nyet the roaring silence is deafening and, short of Jesus returning\nand walking on water, the only thing that might conceivably save the\nfuture for humanity, is the dawning of The Age of Aquarius, with the\ndiscovery of “The Fifth Dimension” or, possibly, a\n“Theory of Everything”, that the computers are only now\nbecoming powerful enough to produce.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBeing\nagnostic myself, never seriously impressed with parlor tricks, and\nmuch too impatient anyway to merely wait around for Jesus to return\nand do his thing, for years I chose to become a hermit, living in\nquiet contemplation of physics, philosophy, and my much beloved\nOneness Poetry, and attempting to make more sense out of all the\nongoing madness overwhelming the planet. Of course, with little hope\nof actually making any real progress but, like I said, I’m\nstubborn. Relegated to largely living in isolation, without so much\nas a cellphone, TV, or radio, nevertheless, all the bizarre\nBabylonian slapstick seemed to invade even my private research, when\na scientist demonstrated in the lab that time can be observed flowing\nbackwards on macroscopic scales and, inscrutable as always, the\nChinese government responded by forbidding the use of time travel as\na plot device in their mass media. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, I shrugged it off as the mass media likely blowing everything\nall out of proportion, or the Chinese government being more insane\nthan anyone had ever suspected, until my mother asked for my opinion\nabout “A friend of hers…” who heard an echo on the\ntelephone, but from the future, as if a record kept skipping ahead.\nApparently, upon picking up the telephone to call someone, she\ndiscovered the person that she had intended to dial was already\ntalking to her on the phone and, without hesitation, proceeded to\nanswer each and every question she had intended to ask but, before\nshe had a chance to ask a single one. As if a record kept skipping\nahead, before she could get a single word out and, then, the person\nabruptly said goodbye, and hung up. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMom’s\nthe best, but she wanted a simple answer I didn’t have, not\nwild speculation and a lecture on esoteric Asian philosophy, and even\nmore obtuse modern physics and, assuming for one second that I could\nexplain it simply, she’d never believe me in a million years.\nWhat I knew about all the technology currently under development, was\nenough to make some swear off drinking and, for example, around the\nsame time NASA was conducting experiments attempting to produce\nanti-gravity, making significant progress towards constructing a\nworking Star Trek style warp drive engine, that can also be used to\ncreate a Star Gate, and testing a reactionless drive, that’s\nbasically a sealed microwave oven, but inexplicably violates Newton’s\nthird law of motion, producing thrust in a vacuum without using\npropellant or radiating anything. Worse still, NASA’s\nexperiments were among the least disturbing ones that I knew of and,\nof course, what DARPA and everybody else was working on was all\nclassified! So, I thought to myself, there’s a guy I know who\nknows a guy who lives in a cave in Maine, where the strangest thing\nin the entire state is Stephen King, and maybe I could rent a room\nfrom him, and cover the walls with tinfoil wallpaper.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBefore\nI could decide if I really wanted to live in Maine, even deep\nunderground, I foolishly let it be widely known online that I was a\nbrain damaged, mentally deranged, hippie dippy intent on starting a\nbook on the deeper philosophical do-do of childish potty mouth\nnursery rhymes, and immediately had to close two email accounts and\nput Linux on my computer! People from all walks of life, from soccer\nmoms to physicists, politicians, and mystics, suddenly lined up to\ntalk to me on Google, about my exciting new book on potty mouth\nnursery rhymes, that I had yet to write, and I’m pretty sure\nOprah sent someone to my front door, because I don’t have a\nback door! Although I couldn’t fight my way out of a wet paper\nbag myself, some of my best friends from childhood are wolves that\ncan raise the hair on the back of anyone’s neck without ever\nhaving to say a word, and who dare not take a job as a cop for fear\nof killing people too often, and you learn how to recognize when the\nwolves and vultures start circling, and the last thing you want to\nresemble is a tasty snack!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBeing\na military brat, one of my best friends in high school became a Navy\nSeal, just like his proud father, while my other best friend was the\nson of a CIA spook and, of course, they all tend to walk and talk\nalike, making even spooks usually easy to spot. Which is why they\nsometimes make feeble efforts to disguise themselves, like crocodiles\nattempting to hide among the fish. The wolves and vultures online\ntend to be well funded, come in roving packs, and follow the mass\nmedia and each other around, while I had discovered the hard way that\nsome of the jokes contained in our Oneness Poetry are classified as,\n“Vital to the National Defense”, because the mathematics\nexpressed in their fuzzy logic can be used for anything, from\npredicting the weather, to putting a cruise missile through your\nfront door at 800mph! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nShit\nHappens<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nSometimes\nresigned to our humble fate,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nLet Crap Slide Until Way Past Late!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShit\nHappens, Is The Rule…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEternally,\nRolling Downhill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGaining\nSpeed Along the Way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGrowing\nBigger, By The Minute,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSliding\nInto The Smallest Cracks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMAKING\nA GREAT BIG…. MESS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUntil\nthe Shit, Finally, Hits the Fan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHesitant,\nTo Wait, To Procrastinate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tGrowing\nup on and around different military bases, at the tender age of five\nyears old, the neighborhood kids taught me the infinite possibilities\nfor what it can mean to be human, by teaching me the poem, “Shit\nHappens”. An older girl organized us, and we would stand in a\ncircle holding hands and recite the poem, with each of us thoroughly\nconvinced it was somehow magical, and portended our futures. Little\ncould we know just how much truly ugly lowbrow slapstick that would\nentail and, years before the idiots started fighting over who got to\nbug my computer first, one mathematician whose work is classified\nasked me to write paradoxical nonsense for him, and expressed a\nsudden interest in Taoism.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nmay be dumb, but I ain’t stupid, and I may be brain damaged and\nslow to catch on sometimes, but it just so happens that I know more\nabout the analog logic of the Tao Te Ching than traditional Taoist\nmasters, because even so-called “Philosophical Taoists”\nare actually tight lipped mystics, and its a bit hard to learn analog\nlogic when you prefer to examine your own navel, don’t cuss,\nseldom crack jokes, and “Winnie the Pooh” is about as\nexciting as it gets. Taoist masters have an extremely subtle sense of\nhumor, but that doesn’t mean they necessarily know squat about\nanalog logic, or run around cracking jokes all the time, anymore than\nphysicists and logicians are normally famous for their sense of\nhumor. Only academics could ever assume that analog logic must have\nsome sort of profound spiritual meaning, while traditional Taoist\nmasters are often easy to impress with analog logic, but I’ve\nbeen kicked off so-called “liberal” Taoist websites for\nusing the wimpiest potty humor imaginable as an example of the Tao\nand, for the most part, consider mainstream Taoism, “Winnie the\nPooh you scrape off your shoes!” Even Taoists have their own\npreferences, and learning as much as I could about Taoism wasn’t\neasy, because getting to know mystics is just never easy, but they\ntend to be very nice people, if you can avoid popping their bubbles.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\nfriends and I sometimes joke that Babylonians could make it illegal\nto call ourselves Taoists or Rainbow Warriors, and we would just have\nto invent another silly name for ourselves. Of course, categorizing\nnonsense is nonsense, so academics sometimes refer to tribal Taoists\nlike ourselves as primitive “Pragmatic Taoists”, but we\nenjoy bragging among ourselves that our “Bullshit Kung Fu”\nis unbeatable, and you could just as easily call us “Bullshit\nTaoists” or “Bullshit Rainbow Warriors”, and none\nof us would ever be offended. Some have accused me of being a mystic\nbut, if so, then Sesame Street, Vaudeville, and mathematics are all\nmysticism, because that’s what countless Rainbow Warriors share\nin common, is our infantile mathematical sense of humor, and we often\nrefer to our poetry affectionately as, “Our Stupid Poetry”\nwhich is all in the public domain. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNothing\nmakes me laugh harder than chickenshit academics calling me a mystic,\nthen stealing my work which is all in the public domain, and\nclassifying jokes older than monuments, without a clue as to how to\neven use a stupid dictionary, much less, what it all might mean. It\nrequired decades of research, and another decade of hard work, to\nfigure out that the idiots are teaching that the English language\nonly has one grammar, when it has two, and are commonly encouraging\ntheir own students to argue over the definition of stupid. Rainbow\nWarriors usually try our damnedest to never lie to, yell at,\nthreaten, intimidate, or hit a child, with the result that our\nchildren can be fearless, and we sometimes have to stop them from\nplaying bad jokes on Babylonians who treat them like idiots, just\nbecause they happen to be three years old or whatever. Our kids can\nrun around in packs, like wild deer or wolves, and Babylonians would\nbe wise to treat them with respect, and assume they know what they’re\ndoing. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUnfortunately,\nwe also have to warn our children that the truth is often the last\nthing Babylonians give a crap about, and that they should resist the\ntemptation to always offer the truth, or to believe a word\nBabylonians spout, because they tend to repeat nonsense and lies,\nconvinced they know what the hell they’re talking about, when they\nhave absolutely no clue. Our Stupid Poetry is their stupid poetry,\nthat little kids everywhere still re-invent for the first time, and\nwe merely expand upon it and write it all down for their sake, as\nmuch as our own. Anyway, the Tao Te Ching obeys a multifractal\nequation, and everybody who reads our poems almost always recognizes\nright away which poems are better than others, making it extremely\ndifficult for even insane Babylonians to sue any individual, or blame\nanyone, for expressing the humble truth mathematically, all within\nthe public domain. Especially, if they publish their work anonymously\nwhich, for obvious reasons, still remains an extremely popular\ntradition after 12,000 years.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\ntruth shall set you free, but only if it doesn’t get you\nkilled! Since the dawn of civilization, chickenshit academics have\ninsisted everything must make sense, so tribal people have always\nwritten bullshit jokes for them, that have a life and a will of their\nown. In fact, the second half of the Tao Te Ching was written by over\na hundred academics, who were inspired for over a century to use the\ntext as a unique opportunity to anonymously criticize their own\ncorrupt societies and institutions, for ruthlessly exploiting the\npeasants during the infamous Warring States Period. Rainbow Warrior\npoetry is all about the analog logic, and uses only commonly used\nphrases, popular song lyrics, and popular quotes whenever possible.\nOnce, a guy criticized a poem I’d written for its style, and I had to\ntell him he just criticized Shakespeare. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nself-evident truth speaks louder than anyone’s words, even\nthose of Shakespeare and the Bible, especially when its anonymously\nand within the public domain. Our poems are commonly dismissed as\nmeaningless bullshit, and frequently scrawled on every bathroom stall\nfor miles around but, bullshit aside, every Rainbow Warrior I know\nconsiders our children and our words to be sacred, and we don’t\n“own” words or “own” children, and merely\nshare them with the world! What I had discovered the hard way, was\nthat crazy Babylonians who bought and sold the truth on the NYSE,\nwere now after the living legacy of our Rainbow Warrior Poetry, and\nmy still very much beloved and cherished childhood potty mouth\nnursery rhymes! Which are part of my family tradition dammit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRainbow\nWarriors like to say, “You fall down a rabbit hole to a\nWonderland, where a tornado carries you away to Somewhere Over the\nRainbow!” Where, of course, colors are always brighter and\neverything looks strange! Which is why some of us also like to say\nthat, for every Rainbow Warrior, there inevitably comes a time when\nyou just have to admit to yourself that, “You are no longer in\nKansas anymore Dorothy!” Potty mouth nursery rhymes older than\nmonuments, some still being reinvented for the first time by little\nkids everywhere, had suddenly become more valuable than gold,\nspy-vs-spy stuff, mathematical formulas used to design cruise\nmissiles and other exotic weapons of mass destruction, and my loving\nRainbow Family of crazy hippies was in imminent danger from, of all\nthings, our enduring love of potty humor older than monuments! Jim\nHenson is dead or I might have asked for his advice myself, but even\nHollywood writers could never make this shit up! As if that were not\nbad enough, complicating the situation enormously, soon after they\nbegan fighting over who got to bug my computer first, I bumbled upon\nthe even more mind-blowing undeniable truth that, just as all the\nlittle kids in the neighborhood had suspected all those years ago,\nour poems really are magical! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlthough\nI’ve always believed life is somehow a miracle, and even\ninexplicable magical shit sometimes happens, all too often, life can\nalso be a curse. When I was still just five years old I swore that,\nif there is a God, I would spit in his face and tell him that I’m\nnot amused at what he does for entertainment! Throwing me into the\ndeep end of the pool from day one, without so much as a flotation\ndevice! Unbeknownst to me at the time, after fifty years as a\nskeptic, I would receive a rude awakening upon the shocking discovery\nthat we inhabit a magical Goldilocks Universe ruled by the Collective\nUnconscious, and which vaguely resembles the Muppet movie, “The\nDark Crystal”. While I had always known that our poetry\nsuggested just such a possibility, and have frequently discussed it\nwith other people, naturally, most of us assumed it was merely a\nconvenient metaphor, that might make more sense to the dead, only for\nme to discover that nothing could be further from the truth! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAfter\nfifty years of searching for answers only to be disappointed, to my\nsurprise, I had discovered that, if there is a God, apparently he has\na sense of humor, and provided a flotation device after all, but you\nhave to be careful what you wish for! It turns out our potty mouth\nnursery rhymes are actually the voice of the Collective Unconscious,\nstill echoing in our own children today, and neither Vaudeville nor\nSesame Street will ever be the same again! Unbelievable as it might\nsound, our poems are mathematical, making magic and the voice of the\nCollective Unconscious now quantifiable and demonstrable, as\nmacroscopic manifestations of quantum mechanics, that can be used to\nestablish on first principles that, without a sense of humor, life\nmakes no damned sense whatsoever, because 42 is as good as it gets,\nand reality is truly stranger than anyone’s fiction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\nBrain damaged idiots like myself have been writing down these\nbullshit poems for almost 12,000 years, while I had accidentally\ndiscovered that the Collective Ignorant Wisdom contained within our\npoetry, is now forming a self-organizing singularity, and taking on a\nlife and a will of their own! Providing a one way trip down a magical\nrabbit hole, leading to Somewhere Over the Rainbow, lost deep within\nthe Memory of God, way far out, Beyond the Outer Limits of the Cosmic\nMicrowave Background, trekking dangerously deep into Darker Uncharted\nForbidden Territory, On The Far Side, next stop, at the signpost up\nahead, its the Bizarro Land Twilight Zone Comedy Hour! Or, what the\nTaoist mystics call the “Yin World” and only whisper\nabout amongst themselves, knowing no outsider could ever possibly\ncomprehend…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nFuzzy Logic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPhysical\nComedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nJohn\nWheeler Was A Physicist,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nonce cried out in anguish!<br\/>\nLamenting the lowbrow state,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nTheoretical Physics today,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“A\nBlack Hole, Has No Hair!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Gravity…….\nWithout Mass!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Time\nIs… Whatever Prevents,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Everything\nfrom happening at once!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpace\nmerely exists to occupy our time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForty-two’s\nas Good as any Explanation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBender\nWent on a Bender Around the Bend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSchrodinger’s\nCat is coughing live hair balls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nin circles, saves our desperate times!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExploding\nRed Dwarfs, Add Too Much Curry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSingularities\nswallow Rindler’s lost Horizons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGlobular,\nBlobular, Anisotropic Quasicrystals!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCircular\nsquare pie-in-the-face spherical cubes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLine\ndancing invisible pixies with bad attitude!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFaster\nthan his pistol Elvis has left the building.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCosmic\nrays can do more than scratch that itch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoldilocks\ntold Occam, he needed a new razor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRazors\ncan prevent any pyramids from rusting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUse\nA Small Enough Euler, and Pie Are Square!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nModeling\nreality requires Imaginary Numbers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrap\nrolls uphill and downhill simultaneously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoonwalking\nNonlinear Spatio-Temporal Shenanigans!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’re\nEverywhere, They’re Everywhere Run Away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nIs No Law Except The Law, There Is No Law!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHollywood\nwriters could never make this shit up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReality\nWithout Dreams, Is Another Nightmare!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDreams\nbereft all reality, are everyone’s fantasy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinite\nFantasies In Nightmarish Combinations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinite\nnightmare fantasies mistaken for reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinite\nrealities merge with nightmare fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNightmares\nbereft all sanity, are still nightmares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesigner\nFantasies in Infinite Colors and Flavors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nfrom nothing turns out to be something!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomething\nfrom nothing, yet remains something!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomething\nfrom nothing remains something else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan grasp, what’s missing from this picture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nA Multidimensional Multifractal Mirror!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverywhere\nyou go in a singularity, there you are,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComplete\nwith rhinestones and baby Velvet Jesus!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSmooth\nCrappy Butts Everybody Loves To Touch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan see how fat their own ass is like another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nVelvet\nElvis Comes With a Laugh Box And Pistols!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nTime Has Come The Walrus Said, To Speak Of Many Things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsailing ships and sealing wax, and kittens with balls of string!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalling\non your ass gracefully, is now quantifiable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIntuitive\nmathematics, requiring physical comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nPoetry Pets make the Cheshire Cat look tame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLoopy\ntemporal vortexes, all chase their own tails!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowling\nat the moon, like a complete Loonytoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\neternally conjecturing, Monstrous Moonshine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMock\nMock Mockery, Mocking Mach’s Conjecture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nRemains More In Heaven and Earth, Horatio!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nIn All of Our Meaningless Bullshit Combined!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaxing\npoetically, using Shakespearean metaphors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUgly\nDucklings remain eternally astounded to learn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nhave always been the hero of their own dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nfalling on your ass gracefully counts for extra points!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrompting\nhis long time colleague, Richard Feynman!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nimmediately assure, the entire physics community!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Some\nsay Wheeler has lost his mind in his later years,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“*But,*He’s**ALWAYS**Been*That*Way!*”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWheeler,\nwould eventually go on to petition The AAAS,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDespite\nhis personal belief in the collective unconscious,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nremove all research into ESP, from their membership!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nnever meeting their own standards, for a real science.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLoudly\nprotesting there was never any proof he was sane!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nover a century, none has ever documented the existence,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nCommon Sense anywhere in the known Civilized World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\na Mad Hatter’s Tea Party Falling Down Any Rabbit Hole!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfirming\nThat The Insane Have ALWAYS Run The Asylum!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Monty\nPython, Louis Carroll, Shakespeare)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhen\nI was eight years old, I wondered why cavemen couldn’t invent\nthe atom bomb, and destroy the world a million years ago, which most\nconsider a somewhat curious question, but is related to the Anthropic\nPrinciple. Specifically, I was wondering why our planet is physically\ncapable of supporting the evolution of such a highly intelligent,\nyet, unbelievably violent, wantonly destructive and, altogether too\nfrequently, disturbingly irrational species. If earth is nature’s\nplaypen for human evolution, the idea that we survived by dumb luck\nalone seemed highly implausible to me and, assuming there is no\nobvious divine intervention, then why do the laws of physics appear\nto be so conveniently predisposed, as to preclude humanity from\nwiping themselves out in short order? <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMany\nbelieve intelligence confers a survival advantage, but rats and\ninsects are among the oldest surviving species, while viruses are\npractically immortal, suggesting intelligence comes at a steep price.\nWith great power comes great responsibility nevertheless, rather than\nacting responsibly, peasants with advanced degrees are now storming\nthe palace with knives and pitch forks, demanding lower taxes for\nmillionaires, while dictators like Vladimir Putin and Kim Jung Un\nthreaten nuclear war, as Fukushima continues to pour the most\nhorrifying radioactive waste known to man into the pacific, for over\na decade, and nobody has any money set aside to deal with the\ndisaster, or any plans, other than to install an underwater pipe to\nfunnel the crap further out to sea. A deadly pandemic is sweeping the\nplanet, while zoos everywhere rush to collect specimens, in the\nlargest mass extinction event in the history and, with the entire\nworld ecology now on the verge of collapsing, the obvious question\nis, “How the hell did we manage to survive this long?” <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhy\nhas it proven so difficult, right up into modern times, for complete\nidiots to destroy the entire planet, drive the species to extinction,\nor trap us all in an endless dark age, inspired by our own mindless\ngreed, violence, and sheer stupidity? Down through the ages, myriad\ncultures have speculated upon when God, or humanity, might simply\nwipe out our species, while I’ve always wondered why they haven’t\ndone so already, why our own brazen insanity hasn’t already\nbeen the death of us all, and why the universe continues to support\nsuch widespread lowbrow slapstick, of even the Machiavellian and\nHatfield’s and McCoy varieties, that put the Three Stooges to\nshame. Exactly why do the laws of physics require enormous\npopulations, vast industries, and advanced technology to produce\nweapons of mass destruction and, under the circumstances, how has the\ncontinuing advancement of our incredibly powerful technology, managed\nto remain so conducive to the rapid rise of modern civilization? <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFor\nwell over a century, our science and technology have steadily become\nso complex, and integral to our very survival, that it truly boggles\nthe imagination, yet humanity remains shockingly self-defeating,\nappallingly destructive, unbelievably irrational, and unconscionably\nsavage to this day. If the world were a Saturday morning cartoon, I’d\nthrow the TV out the window! Begging the question as to how our own\ncollective reach, has not already far exceeded our, all too\nobviously, meager hold on reality as a species. And how have we\nmanaged, thus far, to avoid becoming extinct, ruining the entire\nworld ecology, or perverting our own humanity beyond all possible\nhope of recognition? Forget about teenage existentialist angst, as a\nsmall child it occurred to me, that nature was entirely too forgiving\nof humanity’s worst mindless excesses and, by any reasonable\nstandard, we should already be extinct.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCavemen\nblowing up the entire world, with atom bombs they quickly cobble\ntogether out of clay and rocks, before the radiation kills them, or\nbecoming trapped in an endless dark age by their own mad inventions,\nare the kind of nightmare “Planet of the Apes” scenarios,\nI might expect to arise in any number of arbitrary universes, with\nsomewhat different laws of physics from our own. Physicists have\nasked similar questions, such as why the laws of physics appear to be\nso perfect for the evolution of intelligent life, and why even our\nplanetary orbit, orbit within the galaxy, and the earth’s moon,\necology, and composition, all appear to be so unreasonably ideal for\nour evolution. Had the earth been significantly smaller or any number\nof parameters been any different, I reasoned as a small child, its\nunlikely that humanity would have ever survived long enough, to\nestablish anything remotely like modern civilization. Knowing almost\nnothing whatsoever about physics or philosophy at the time, the only\nplausible explanation I could think of was that, "infinite\nechoes in infinity" could normalize one another, canceling out\nany extremes, knocking off the worst bumps, and providing a sort of\nbuilt-in regulator, or governor for reality as we know it, that keeps\neverything going, no matter how elaborate any particular slapstick\nmight become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDecades\nlater I discovered that, to varying degrees, half the planet shares\nmy view and these "echoes in infinity" are what hippies\nrefer to as "Instant Karma", which is synonymous with Yin\nand Yang and the Two Faces of Janus. Instant Karma is the idea that\nwhatever we put out into the universe can either enrich our lives or\ncome back to haunt us. John Lennon invented the term, and he\nliterally meant right this instant, with a trivial example being\nkicking something in frustration and stubbing your toe. Nonetheless,\nfor countless hippies today, contracting lung cancer after a lifetime\nof smoking is yet another example of instant karma, because all those\nlittle instants can also add up, and they merely use the term to\ndistinguish it from traditional beliefs in reincarnation, where you\nmight pay for your sins in the next life. However you interpret it,\ninstant karma is about this life, and untold millions, if not\nbillions, around the globe have frequently dismissed Karma as just so\nmuch superstitious nonsense, or among the oldest known attempts to\nuse meaningless bullshit to mess with people’s heads. Yet, for the\nlast half century, many of us have wondered why it has taken so long\nfor modern science to establish instant karma as a law of nature, all\ntoo keenly aware, that the most interesting things grow out of\nmanure…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBumbling\nupon the accidental discovery of quantum mechanics, whilst searching\nfor a mathematical shortcut, the conservative German physicist, Max\nPlanck, promptly begged his colleagues to please explain the joke;\ncomplaining that a sense of humor was never on his list of essential\njob requirements. In his later years, even Planck’s more stern peers,\ncelebrated his remarkable achievement of, somehow, having managed to\nacquire a quite agreeable sense of humor, however, he remained among\nthe minority in the greater physics community at large where, for\ndecades after his initial discovery, a popular topic at cocktail\nparties, was how to design experiments to discourage practical\njokers. Alas, fickle lady luck stubbornly declined to smile upon them\nand, as the intervening years stretched into decades, without the\nslightest progress being made towards resolving the issue, all too\npredictably, the subject eventually became so sensitive within the\nhallowed halls that, when a student innocently mused aloud about it\none day, Niels Bohr famously lost his temper and shouted, “Shut\nUp And Calculate!” Bohr was thoroughly sick and tired of\nlistening to wild speculation, and complete nonsense, concerning his\nchosen profession, and proceeded to lobby congress and the entire\nphysics community, to help him put a stop to all of the nonsense\ngoing around. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAccording\nto Bohr his "Bohring Physics", of making it an official\npolicy to strongly discourage professionals from discussing their own\nwork, was necessary in order to ensure continuing progress in the\nphysical sciences. Assuming there exists any sort of sane explanation\nfor quantum mechanics, the scientists need only continue with their\nnormal daily routine, that is, quietly gathering all of the raw data\nthat they can, without having to ask a lot of silly questions about\nwhat they’re doing, until someone eventually stumbles across a\nworkable explanation, for the whole continuing unfolding disaster!\nMuch to the dismay of physicists everywhere, other than making no\nsense whatsoever, quantum mechanics had turned out to be the dream of\nthe Alchemists, useful for describing every conceivable way in which\nto manipulate matter and energy. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNevertheless,\nBohr remained adamant that, like a hundred monkeys banging away on\ntypewriters, the researchers could continue to quietly collect all\nthe data they can, of course, in their usual fastidious Three Stooges\nfashion, on the assumption that a solution will eventually present\nitself, and they can avoid complete catastrophe, with all of the\ninsane off-the-wall speculation going around. If nothing else,\ncomputers and other technology should improve over the coming\ndecades, and render a solution for them, assuming the scientists\nfailed to find one on their own. Most took Bohr seriously and,\nwhether by coincidence or not, progress in high energy theoretical\nphysics slowed to a crawl for nearly half a century as,\nsimultaneously, the average number of authors on significant papers,\nskyrocketed to well over a hundred and twenty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t\nWhile Bohr was busy clamoring for everybody to shut up already,\nmeanwhile, desperate Japanese bullet train engineers had invented the\nfoundations for modern fuzzy logic, fully aware that their new\ninvention contradicted classic logic and mathematics. Japan was still\nstruggling to recover from WWII, with their brand new bullet trains\nbeing so overcrowded that, to this day, they hire people to stand on\nthe loading docks during rush hour, wearing cotton gloves, and to\nrespectfully shove the last passengers in far enough that the doors\ncan close. Reduced to carefully packing them in by hand, like so many\nsardines in a can, this was decades before the use of deodorants\nbecame commonplace and, with little hope of ever improving the\nventilation, the engineers were under intense pressure from all sides\nto relieve the situation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOvernight,\nthe engineers had become desperate enough to try anything that\nanybody could possibly come up with, including what sounded like\ntotal nonsense to even themselves. The same bullshit fuzzy logic that\nis now in every high speed elevator, was first introduced on\novercrowded bullet trains, in order to prevent crushing their\npassengers under their own collective weight, whenever rapidly\naccelerating and decelerating, at 190mph! Already overwhelmed by all\nof the nonsense coming out of quantum mechanics, and contextual\nphilosophers such as Ludwig Wittgenstein, for decades academia\nstubbornly refused to acknowledge the success of the Japanese\nengineers, and no real progress was made with fuzzy logic, until its\nuse began to spread to communist Chinese industries, making it\nall-but-impossible for academics to ignore any longer, without\nrisking the wrath of the military-industrial complex.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDue\nto the complete lack of effective contraceptives, worldwide, the\npopulation had exploded! Right along with the technology to support\nenormous populations, and academia was expanding so rapidly they\ncould hardly keep up. In a little over a century, the US had become\nthe first country to go from five percent of the population being\nliterate, to over thirty percent having at least a four year degree\nas, simultaneously, their population shot through the roof! Its a\nMad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, and scientists and others had figured out\nhow to feed and immunize more babies than at any point in history,\nwith the end result that, of all the people to ever live in\ncivilization over the last ten thousand years, half are alive today\nand, now, rapidly destroying the entire planet! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tModern\nmedicine has saved countless lives, by merely encouraging kids to\nwash their hands more often, only to have their very existence become\na threat to all life on earth! And, in the rush to cash in on all the\nnewly emerging technology, in a world with an estimated 350 million\nslaves, where 1% of the population owns 99% of everything, including\nenough atomic weapons alone to kill every living thing on the planet\nat least ten times over, forget about comedy, even wisdom philosophy\nhas not been popular in the hallowed halls for over a century! While,\nin the interim, the ongoing lowbrow slapstick surrounding fuzzy logic\nand quantum mechanics, has only grown more grimly determined,\ncontentious, divisive, elaborate, and downright mindbogglingly\nstupefying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTheoretical\nphysicists, and philosophers alike, have become dependent on theories\nthat they either can’t explain or don’t believe in and,\nmore often than not, don’t care to discuss with anyone other\nthan Dr Strangelove, while experimental physicists encountered the\nreverse, increasingly requiring machines of Byzantine size and\ndizzying complexity, searching for light at the end of enormous\ncircular tunnels, and fumbling about in the deepest darkest\nunderground caverns, where even mushrooms won’t grow, only to\nhave the results contradict all of their theories. Except, of course,\nfor the most unbelievably vague theory of them all, “Quantum\nField Theory”, with everybody asking themselves if the Elysian\nField of Dreams are composed of Einstein’s more flexible\n"rubber sheets", and what kind of lubricants might be\ninvolved. Adding insult to injury, the number of utterly ludicrous\ntheories being proposed, which nonetheless appeared to fit all the\nfacts, steadily grew into a mountain overnight! Echoing Niels Bohr\nand Ernst Rutherford before him, Sir Steven Hawking defiantly\ndeclared that philosophy is dead, and he intended to know the mind of\nGod, then proceeded to stalwartly don the traditional jester’s\ncap with his usual inane grin, as someone hit him with a\npie-in-the-face.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNewton\nwas notoriously sensitive about the slightest criticism of his work\nand, those of us who enjoy following the progress of modern physics,\nand who believe in karma, naturally we assumed it was merely\nacademia’s traditionally stunted sense of humor, and the usual\nwillful stubbornness, which were preventing the physics community\nfrom making faster progress and, at long last, declaring instant\nkarma a law of nature. Although karma is an exotic idea to the\nWestern mainstream, some of my friends are trained physicists,\nchemists, and other professionals, who just happen to believe in\nkarma, but none of us had the slightest clue as to just how dire the\nsituation had already become until, upon routinely gathering and\ncollating half the data for this book, I was shocked by the sheer\nnumber of pie-in-the-face results, researchers are currently\nencountering in their work. Throughout the following chapters, I\nrecount some of the more striking examples however, upon closer\nexamination of the evidence, I realized all of these pies are\nmultiplying wildly out of control! Beginning within the foundations\nof the physical and cognitive sciences, these pies are now\nthreatening to produce an avalanche of incredibly mind-numbing\nlowbrow slapstick, that will soon ensure neither Sesame Street,\nVaudeville, nor the rest of the world will ever be the same again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tInsidiously,\nthese pie-in-the-face results continue to spread unabated, like so\nmany weeds preparing to go to seed! Clandestinely worming their way\ninto all of the other branches of the sciences, with no attempt that\nI know of being made to categorize them, in spite of the first\nquantifiable theory of humor having already established, that\nanything low in entropy, or low in content, can be considered\nhumorous. (Duh!) Mel Brooks is dead, or he might have some\nconstructive input but, other than Circus Clown Colleges, no\nuniversity legal department or faculty, that I know of, has ever\nwillingly admitted to hiring comedians as consultants, much less,\nconfessed to documenting their own lowbrow slapstick in elaborate\ndetail. Nevertheless, from what I can ascertain, these odious\npie-in-the-face results have been growing in frequency, at least\nsince Planck’s original discovery, and the situation is\nbeginning to grow desperate if you ask me! It required six years of\nsorting through a small mountain of evidence, going cross-eyed the\nentire time, for me to even begin to accept in the slightest, what it\nwas that I was confronted with but, what really gave me pause, and\nmade me question my sanity, for many more years to come, and whether\nthere is any damn justice left in this world, was the slowly dawning\nrealization that the brightest minds on the planet, are consistently\nfailing to get the punch lines to jokes, that a three year old can\ngrasp. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLike\na reject pilot episode for the “Twilight Zone Comedy Hour”,\nthe scientists are performing downright infantile slapstick, that\neven Vaudeville and the Muppets can’t compete with, and “News\nof the Weird” can’t keep up with. After three centuries\nof concerted worldwide effort, at long last, the modern sciences\nfinally appear poised to finish assembling, “The Big Picture of\nLife, the Universe, and Everything”, and are quite\nunintentionally exposing their own worst lowbrow slapstick in the\nprocess. Lending entirely new meaning to being studiously anal\nretentive, whenever attempting to contemplate your own navel. Will\nRogers famously complained to his manager that his audiences would\nonly laugh at his stupid jokes, if they contained the truth and,\napparently, the scientists are predictably failing to get the\nsimplest jokes in their own experiments, which all imply the truth\nitself is a joke.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ntruth hurts for a reason, and the louder the researchers demand that\neverything must make sense, the less sense modern science makes to\noutside observers. You can run, but you cannot hide from your own\ndamn truth, and the scientists are unwittingly expressing the Two\nFaces of Janus, Yin and Yang, or the intrinsic humor and beauty of\nnature, reflected in the limited awareness of the researchers\nthemselves. To some extent, we can all appreciate the humor and\nbeauty in life, but some of us can appreciate both better than\nothers, while scientists focus on the beauty of their mathematics and\nlogic, stunting their sense of humor, and making them more gullible.\nAll too often, I think of “Mother Nature” as “Little\nBig Mama”, or “Mama” for short, because she\nexpresses all the sophistication and aesthetic appreciation of a\nsmall child playing with dolls, which can be maddening to say the\nleast! Being ultimately contradictory like any three year old, some\ngirls just wanna have fun and, some, like Mama Nature, never do grow\nup! With the entire universe for a toy box, the best toys are still\nin the attic, and Little Big Mama must present these researchers with\nendless opportunities, to bang their heads up against the wall, by\nfailing to get the punch lines to her jokes, however, she must also\nafford them every possible opportunity to get the punch lines as\nwell. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOne\nof my favorite examples is when, after decades of repeated failures,\nphysicists finally managed to simulate a phase transition, from\nquantum mechanical to classical, only to be baffled by the results.\nContrary to all of their theories and calculations, so assiduously\ncrafted by highly respected professionals worldwide, their experiment\nindicated that the Big Bang was neither too hot nor too cold, but\njust right for the scientists to take all the measurements they could\npossibly want. Soberly, one of the researchers confessed that it\ncould be years or longer, before anyone can figure out how a\nGoldilocks Universe works, as if he’d never heard the story in\nhis life. Assuming 42 really is as good as it gets, the more\nthoroughly the researchers eliminate any and all alternative\nexplanations, the more unintentional lowbrow slapstick they must\nperform, whether they want to or not, as their compelling mysteries\nprogressively transform into humble slapstick, thus, expressing the\nTwo Faces of Janus, and providing an explanation for the Quantum\nObserver Effect and how humor works in general.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWith\nhis defining shit-eating grin, the physicist Richard Feynman famously\ndeclared, “Science is the belief in the ignorance of the\nexperts!” Confiding that, in his professional opinion, “If\nyou think you understand quantum mechanics, you don’t\nunderstand quantum mechanics!” Dismissing any need for concern,\nFeynman went on to reassure the public, “We are attempting to\nprove ourselves wrong as quickly as possible, for only in that way\ncan we find progress.” Nevertheless, with ongoing experiments,\nit has started to become all too abundantly clear, that the best way\nto comprehend quantum mechanics, is to begin by scrupulously\nexamining the ignorance of the experts! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOf\nall the mysteries in physics, the Quantum Observer Effect, describing\nthe collapse of the wave-function as somehow being influenced by\nobservers, has not only defied every attempt at explanation, but has\nlikewise been dismissed at every good opportunity, allowed to\nlanguish, and repeatedly swept under the rug harder than most, just\nas academics were obviously hoping fuzzy logic would eventually\nwither away, and disappear on its own. Now the idiots are classifying\njokes older than monuments, and attempting to use AI to censor the\nentire worldwide web, to ensure nobody ever laughs at them, and they\ndon’t kill their own students too fast with all the bullshit they\ngenerate. Meanwhile, some physicists have begun to question the value\nof working on enormous projects like the Large Hadron Collider and,\nas the technology has steadily come down in price, are now beginning\nto wonder what might be a more fruitful way to approach the subject.\nThis book explores a variety of ways to establish instant karma as a\nlaw of nature, on a budget, doing a complete end run around academia,\nand the governments and corporations they represent, which have a\nvested interest in maintaining the status quo, right up until the\nentire world ecology collapses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDon’t\nbe fooled by physicists, suggesting that the Quantum Observer Effect\ndoesn’t actually require an observer, because their own\nmathematics and experiments have implied otherwise ever since the HUP\nwas originally formulated. The last half century of work they’ve\ndone is now being challenged and overturned in every way imaginable,\nas the emerging truth can no longer be so casually dismissed, by\nsupposedly "objective" scientists, who commonly contradict\nthemselves, seldom hesitate to censor themselves, are establishing\ntheir own “pay-per-view” science, and still struggle with\nthe dictionary! Even making up their own childish nonsense words, as\na century of furious protests from every quarter, suddenly falls to\ndead silence, and mumbled objections. Goldilocks has become a new\nbuzz word in the pantheon of physics jargon, and one String theorist\nhas already thrown his hands in the air, in symbolic surrender, and\nswitched to an entirely different field altogether, when his own\nmathematics suggested a larger than astronomical number of, oh so\nmuch more beautiful, String Theories can describe everything even\nmore elegantly. His personal experience was merely the beginning, and\nI cover the mathematical and physical comedy rather thoroughly in\nother chapters, and humor in general could be about to hit an\nall-time Rock Bottom in the hard sciences but, not to worry, this\nentire book can be used as a template, for studying the ignorance of\nthe experts, and what they tend to avoid at all costs. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThey’ve\nstolen my work, shoved crap down my throat for my entire childhood,\ncalled me an ignorant loser, a troublemaker, and insisted we need to\nprotect the freedom of speech of their students, who don’t even\nknow how to use a dictionary, still claim the sun revolves around the\nearth, often fail to even reproduce, and are currently storming the\npalace with knives and pitch forks, looking for cheap thrills, or\nhoping to become the next reality TV star. The idiots persist in\nurging their "informed" students to perform their patriotic\nduty, and keep voting in rigged elections for whichever clown\nadvertises the most, when testing their DNA is the most reliable way\nto determine how anyone votes. They’ve ensured the rich get\nricher and the poor get poorer by encouraging everyone to argue over\nthe definition of stupid, then invented their own fucking nonsense\nword "meme!” They’ve booted me off practically every\nacademic website imaginable, for merely repeating their own\nuncomfortable facts, rhetoric, and nonsense words, while complaining\nthe entire time about pay-walls, the whole world falling apart, and\nthat nobody ever listens to them, not even the morons they teach and\nthe bums they vote out of office. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAs\nfar as countless academics are concerned, mob rule begins with anyone\ndaring to use a dictionary, and question the endless crap they spout,\nor anyone who flat out calls them liars and posers while, for many of\nus, you could easily kill half of academia, by merely throwing large\nsums of cash off the tops of tall buildings, and watching their\n“informed” students trample them to death, as their\nfinancial advisers urge them on. Instead of examining their own\nlowbrow slapstick, academics tend to prefer consulting the marketing\ndepartment, on the assumption its obvious that the rest of the world\nis insane, and your public image is all that matters, just ask the\nmarketing department at Trump University. With any luck, some will\napply for research grants to study contextual vagueness, and write\npapers criticizing my book, then put them behind pay-walls, while\nothers apply for grants to experiment with bots, and find out just\nhow gullible they’ve all become. A strong majority of Americans\ndistrust academia so, of course, academics are now lobbying congress\nto censor the entire worldwide web, in order to protect the same\nbabbling idiots they teach from themselves, and to ensure they’re\nonly taught whatever their teachers consider to be the truth, film at\n10:00pm, on Fox News.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\npeople who claim to have such high standards, academics seem to have\nno compunction whatsoever, about brazenly contradicting themselves\nwhenever expedient, are infamous for their spectacular failures, and\ntheir relationship with the public can be described as\n“dysfunctional” according to their own standards, and\ngetting worse by the year, with small children now starting to be\nwarehoused like cattle, while their parents work sixty hour a week\njobs, making their teachers proud, and one in five now taking prosaic\nalone. The problem has become so extensive in recent years, that it\nhas become important to document their ongoing insanity in the public\ndomain, to see if they can eventually grasp the concept that, in\ntheir infinite wisdom, they are killing their own students, while\narguing over the definition of stupid, and censoring anyone\ncriticizing them. They claim to have the public interest at heart,\nand many are obviously sincere, yet they often could not teach a\nchild how to use a stupid dictionary if their lives depended on it,\nhave the lowest reproductive rates of any profession, the least\nsatisfying sex lives, are infamous for their sexism and extremely\nhigh burnout rates, and their own population has been imploding\nfaster than any other on the planet, ever since the invention of\nmodern birth control! Shakespeare suggested throwing all the lawyers\nin the sea, but that would only kill the planet faster! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOnce\nan academic accused me of being unfair, that a quarter of the\npopulation believing the sun revolves around the earth is a political\nissue and, I replied, that if teaching a child how to use a damned\ndictionary, share their words, and play nice, have now become\npolitical issues, then our glorious leader’s 4,000 blatant lies\nin office, is an example for all of academia to follow. Believe it or\nnot, I don’t waste all my time running around blaming academics for\nall the world’s problems, and don’t consider academics to be anymore\ndysfunctional than most but, that’s not saying much these days, and\nsomebody on the damned planet, other than the fucking lawyers, has to\nbe able to use a damn dictionary, and somebody, somewhere, has to be\nwilling to use that stupid dictionary, to call complete bullshit,\nbullshit, or academics might as well collectively shove their heads\nup their own ass! Not that I blame academics for having lived such\nsheltered lives, for being so woefully ignorant, so willing and eager\nto adopt blinders, and so reluctant to acknowledge even the most\npatently obvious self-evident truths, but I certainly don’t\nhave to respect their monumental stupidity and traditional Three\nStooges slapstick, contributing to the ongoing destruction of the\nentire planet! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\norder to get a better idea of just how bad our current situation is,\nI surveyed people informally for over a decade, only to discover that\nover half of them admit to making up their own definitions for words,\nnever suspecting or caring in the slightest, even when informed, that\nthe dictionary merely contains popular definitions. To nobody’s\nsurprise, almost everybody online is either spouting endless\nbullshit, arguing over the stupid dictionary, or flat out lying and,\nin over a decade, almost nobody I asked even knew, or was willing to\nadmit, that the dictionary merely contains popular definitions, while\nmany angrily accused me of lying about the dictionary, and most\ncomplained that I was wasting their time with my two simple\nquestions, which they had all agreed to answer. Quite a few of them\nactually sought me out themselves, having heard that I was asking two\nsimple questions that nobody could answer, only to accuse me of lying\nabout the stupid dictionary. Sharing their words and playing nice are\nobviously not cultural institutions, supported by the mass media and\nWall Street lawyers, all taught by academics, while the idea that\nanybody else gives a crap is laughable. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNot\na single website I checked out concerning the rules of Formal Debate,\nGroup Facilitation, Logical Fallacies, The Laws of Thought,\nPhilosophy, Psychology, Linguistics, Logistics, Religion,\nSpirituality, Taoism, or Contextualism, had anything to say about\nusing a damned dictionary, much less, sharing your words and playing\nnice, only that they reserve the right to boot anyone off their\nwebsite, that doesn’t adopt their rhetoric. Academics have\nknown for over forty years that a quarter of their students still\nclaim the sun revolves around the earth and, in decades online, only\nonce did I come across a small academic website that actually\ndemanded people use a dictionary and, of course, they had to\nconstantly remind the idiots to use the stupid dictionary. The\nscience of sharing your words and playing nice, obviously conflicts\nwith the science of producing weapons of mass destruction, while\nthere appears to be no market for the truth on Wall Street. So, I\nthought I’d support academic efforts to "Help Save The\nPlanet!" And explain, to anyone interested, how to\nsystematically defeat any of their time honored institutionalized\n"Good Old Boy Three Stooges Slapstick", with exacting\nscientific rigor, leveraging the ignorance of the experts against\nthemselves, and how to cheaply automate the process in a few million\nways and, possibly, make a fortune.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBullshit\nis Bullshit, and Your Bullshit Revolution Will Not Be Televised! This\nRevolution Is All Live Bullshit Baby! None of that dead bullshit out\nof a can, instant karma’s as fresh as it gets! Lending entirely new\nmeaning to “See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil”,\nand the better you comprehend instant karma, the better you become at\npredicting any pies-in-the-face, while my tradition of Oneness Poetry\nis wildly popular around the globe. You cannot attack what you cannot\ncomprehend, but try explaining that to a chicken pecking away at its\nown reflection! Chickens are so easy to model it can be done using\njust the 120 transistor accelerators, going onto every processor\nmanufactured, while Oneness Poetry written within the public domain,\nprovides the required analog logic, to make such programs incredibly\nlightweight, flexible, subtle, and efficient. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLiving\nwell is the best revenge and, believe it or not, theoretically its\nall the same analog logic, that can also be used to design a Woody\nAllen style “Orgasmitron”, you can sell to every jerk you\nlove to hate, and earn their gratitude, respect, and cold hard cash,\nfor helping them die younger and reproduce less often. The idiots\ninsist on lying to themselves, and will even walk off a cliff while\nplaying with their cellphones, so I tell Babylonians, "Some\npeople should never drink or do drugs". As you might imagine,\nhaving a severely stunted sense of humor has its drawbacks in our\nmaterialistic world, and the chickens have become so insane in recent\nyears, that the easiest way to destroy the republican party today, is\nto sell conservatives cheap porn, liquor, and handguns. Of course,\nconservatives will deny it, then ration their booze and Fox News, and\nwatch more televangelism, but the conservative white population will\nbecome a minority within two decades, and appear hellbent on\ncommitting "Voluntary Genocide", while running in circles\nscreaming, "The Sky Is Falling!" What neither\nconservatives, liberals, nor academics seem aware of, much less\nterribly concerned about, is that two computer systems have already\nbeen constructed which tell better than average jokes, according to\nall the people who’ve listened to them and, soon, they’ll\nbe predicting jokes, nobody else sees coming…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBoth\nsex and jokes can tickle your fancy, but its impossible to tickle\nyour own fancy, while primitives can tell jokes that would make a\nporn star blush, and walk the other way. They frequently joke that\ncivilized people tend to act like the smallest of children, with the\nsimplest jokes going right over their heads, and flashing mischievous\ngrins and guilty looks, even when they are good people who would\nnever do anything wrong! Civilization infantilizes people by\norganizing more along the lines of an angry flock of chickens,\nstunting their sense of humor, very much like in the story of "The\nEmperor’s New Clothes", and discouraging them from paying\nattention to the self-evident truth in specific ways, including\nrejecting their own dictionary, and the second grammar of the English\nlanguage. If anything, the self-evident truth remains a taboo\nsubject, and anathema amongst all the lawyers and academics, so I\nprovide a complete tutorial on, "How to recognize the\nself-evident truth, For Over-Educated Dummies!" (Duh!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nfact, I’ve been kicked off many websites on the pretext that\nI’m spreading hate and intolerance, by my insisting that Three\nStooges slapstick is irrational, and the simple solution is to call\nbullshit, bullshit, and learn how to share your words and play nice,\nor encourage idiots everywhere to kill themselves faster, by\nsupplying them with all of the bullshit they keep demanding, before\nthey manage to destroy the entire planet! In other words, I’ve been\nbooted off countless websites for insisting the customer is always\nright, the self-evident truth speaks louder than anyone’s words,\nmoney, or even the mindless mob, and the dictionary is not the work\nof the devil, but there’s no accounting for taste. Social media\nwebsites spread so much love and understanding today, that some are\nestablishing their own "Risk Assessment", for how much\nmoney they can make off someone, against the risk that they might\nstart WWIII socializing on their website, or kill millions by\nspreading misinformation and fake news. Its been estimated that, at\nany given time, anywhere from a quarter to three quarters of all\nTwitter accounts are bots, helping people everywhere to socialize in\nstyle, spreading all the misinformation and fake news their little\nhearts desire. Of course, There’s A Sucker Born Every Minute and,\nnormally, they don’t think twice about booting anyone off their\nwebsites but, if you happen to be rich and famous its a different\nstory, with many websites only deciding to ban the former president\nof the US, when he incited a riot that killed five cops, almost\nkilled two senators, and became far too social for their Wall Street\nstockholders.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nBabylon they say, "Nobody can hurt you like the people you love"\nand, an examination of Facebook concluded that their "Like"\nbutton, used in their web page format, is widely used to promote\nmoral outrage, in order to inspire the mindless mob to become even\nmore mindless. And, of course, to push that "Like" button\nmore often, so everybody knows, just exactly, who and what it is that\nthey all love to hate. Hate is such a terrible thing to waste\nsocializing, especially if you’re only socializing with bots\nspouting bullshit and, if Babylonians want to insist that instant\nkarma is just so much meaningless bullshit, that has absolutely\nnothing whatsoever to do with reality, and that they don’t\norganize like brainless chickens, believing whatever the hell sounds\ngood to them personally, or whatever any damned fool repeats often\nenough, and aren’t busily pecking away at whatever gets their rocks\noff, then they should have no difficulty with me sharing my "Bullshit\nPhilosophy of Collective Ignorance!" Hopefully, with a few\nmillion other like-minded idiots, willing to read my book and,\npossibly, make their own more ignorant contributions to the genre… <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThis\nbook is written in a self-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable\nmanner, meaning academics will simply have to decide for themselves\nwhether anything I write is bullshit. Nobody else I know has a clue\nas to how to write this kind of crap in a self-consistent,\nnontrivial, and demonstrable manner, so I thought I’d show\npeople how it can be done in a way guaranteed to drive them nuts!\nUsing the stupidest bullshit lexicon imaginable, that even the Three\nStooges can comprehend to a limited extent. If they wish to steal my\nwork, then criticize me, I insist they analyze it in detail first, by\ngiving them the whole enchilada to play with, along with a complete\ntutorial! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nlittle knowledge can be a dangerous thing, and ignorance can be\nbliss, which is why Pride Goeth Before The Fall! The dramatic\njuxtaposition of all the humor and beauty in life, ensures that the\nnonsensical results observed in quantum mechanics, merely represent\nthe tip of an enormous iceberg of extremely predictable comedy. While\nI am the Wu Li master of the Tao Te Ching, and I make Zen masters\nlook foolish on a daily basis (too easy), conservatives turn beet red\nembarrassing themselves, wannabe anarchists and politicians alike\nchase their own tails in the corner, and theologians, philosophers,\nand physicists contradict themselves in every way imaginable! All\nbecause, it just so happens, I know a thing or two about chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDeny\nit all they want, the fools can bitch and complain until the crows\nfly home, but the computers will soon spit out the complete\nmathematics and linguistics, to make Babylonian slapstick at least as\npredictable as the weather, and the changing seasons. These computers\nwon’t even require lie detectors to know exactly how gullible you\nare, and this book describes how to design the most simplest, most\nefficient, and undetectable bots, that can ensure the customer is\nalways right. Transforming reality TV, Professional Wrestling,\nVaudeville, Sesame Street, and Sitcoms into quantifiable sciences,\nthat can be used to manipulate the beliefs of the Three Stooges\nanyway you happen to prefer. Only Babylonians are delusional enough\nto swill down their own worst bullshit hook, line, and sinker,\nwithout the slightest hesitation while, mastering euphemisms in\nparticular, the chickens will believe anything you want, or pay to\nargue they know what they’re talking about. For countless\nBabylonians, the "Truth" either has a dollar value, or its\nworthless, and the trick is to help them to find the self-confidence\nto accept that its just way too expensive these days and, if you\ncan’t afford to dazzle em with brilliance, baffle em with the\ncheapest automated bullshit available!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAlthough\nincomplete, the mathematics and linguistics in this book should be\nplenty for evading any attempts to detect the simplest bots, that\nspout endless rhetoric and nonsense, by making them indistinguishable\nfrom the same idiots they encourage. Facebook has been accused of\ncreating echo chambers, where people gather to echo each other’s\nhate and anger but, due to the recursion in the principle of\nidentity, the identity of love and hate, fear and anger, sorrow and\njoy, logic and humor all vanish down the nearest rabbit hole or\ntoilet of your personal preference, on any given occasion. The more\nreactionary anyone becomes, the easier they become to imitate, by\nmerely focusing on what’s missing from this picture, using a\nsimplified version of the same multifractal equation, that can\ntransform Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs into a broader Rainbow\nSpectrum of Desires. Humor is more harmonious and efficient than\nlogic, which is more dissonant, assertive, and accurate than humor,\nbut the two actually form a continuous spectrum, transforming into\none another, with hate and anger being every bit as simple as any\nlogic, and our spectrum of emotions empowering us to make subtle\ndistinctions, and modify classic logic.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\nexample, I’d love to design a bot that can argue with academics that\nwe can save humanity, by leveraging the emergent effects of, as yet\nto be discovered, powerful memes and algorithms, located somewhere…\nin the Bermuda Triangle. Fools like Noam Chomsky will claim to be the\nvoice of reason, while lecturing audiences that could not teach a\nchild how to use a dictionary if their lives depended on it, making\nhim an easy way to target his own audiences, because you already know\ndamned well they’re all listening to the sound of their own\nvoices. If Galileo were alive, he’d give up physics and abandon\nacademia altogether, for denying their own empirical evidence that\nthe English language has two grammars, failing to so much as teach a\nchild how to use a stupid dictionary, refusing to accept that nature\nis fundamentally analog, and censoring themselves at the drop of hat,\nwhile encouraging everyone to argue over the definition of stupid,\nwork harder, and develop more weapons of mass destruction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAcademic\ncomedians might prove challenging to other academics, but not\nVaudeville stage and theater, and the idiots are so convinced that\nthey know what they’re talking about, they’re promoting their public\nimage as the bastion of reason, while inventing new nonsense words as\nthe whole world falls apart. Watching PBS interviews with academics,\nI came across two who spouted complete gibberish for twenty minutes\nstraight, as their audiences hung on their every word, so its a\nmarket with unlimited potential, that’s ripe for exploitation. My own\nBullshit Linguistic Analysis can incorporate 4,430 poems, which I’d\nestimate comes to roughly 20,000 pages of prose, that the computers\nwill soon spit out, and that can be used to supply them with all the\nadditional gibberish their little hearts desire, which they no doubt\nwill find endlessly fascinating. You cannot attack what you cannot\ncomprehend, and the only way to defend themselves against such\nexploitation, is to develop a sense of humor, or they’ll never\nsee any of the punch lines coming, making humor the ultimate\nuncrackable Quantum Cryptography, that can be shared in the public\ndomain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLikewise,\nthe writing and speech of many famous conservatives, such as Ronald\nReagan, are so vacuous, and filled with nothing but empty rhetoric,\nand almost entirely devoid of any real content whatsoever, that it\ncan be used to diagnose diseases such as Alzheimer’s. My own work\nfocuses on encouraging even over-educated idiots to empty their minds\ncompletely, and believe whatever the hell they prefer, making it much\neasier for the same governments and corporations they call evil to\nlie to them, of course, for their own protection. And, making the\nbots undetectable, because they merely provide customers with\nwhatever they demand and regurgitate themselves, presenting\ncaricatures of actual human beings, and making them as efficient as\nthe laws of thought and physics can theoretically support. Americans,\nand countless others, are so used to nonstop lies, that they seldom\ngo to any trouble to hide their own lies online and, by merely\nchecking whatever someone says online against known databases, and\nretrodicting to see if they have anything to gain by lying, a bot can\ntell if they’re deliberately lying or merely repeating\nmisinformation, with roughly the accuracy of Newtonian mechanics, and\ncan easily determine just how big a sucker you are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFreedom\nis your right to lie to yourselves, and the idiots are already\ngullible enough to believe the sun revolves around the earth, and\ntheir own dictionaries are the work of the devil, so I’m attempting\nto go straight to the source, and focus on their teachers in\nparticular. Chickens always come in high and low ranking, with higher\nranking chickens having better memories, so you get the best\nbang-for-your-buck by focusing on academics, and can keep up easier\nwith the latest technology and legal precedents, and can even\ninfluence their development. After forty years of extensive studies,\nthe only reliable measure of anyone’s career potential is the amount\nof working memory they possess, I suppose, because nobody can agree\nupon what’s real, but they can all agree on what makes money. The\nmore stridently they deny their own evidence in the name of reason,\nand reject their own dictionary and second grammar, the more gullible\nthey become, and the easier they are to encourage to argue\nmindlessly. This entire book can be thought of as expressing a giant\nmathematical equation, that says everything and nothing, and if the\nStooges demand the right to steal my work and demand to be lied to,\nand have their beliefs manipulated for their own protection, I\nconsider it my patriotic and humanitarian duty, to show them the\nfastest, cheapest, easiest, most efficient, dependable, and\nmaintenance free ways in which to accomplish the task, without having\nto rely on trial and error. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nability to quantify Three Stooges slapstick, represents a historic\nmilestone in modern science and philosophy and, if the Stooges demand\nthat everybody must lie to them, we can now do so with scientific\nrigor, and make damned straight sure they remain ignorant. However,\nimagine a computer that can easily predict every punch line, and Big\nBrother’s nightmare transforms into so many playground bullies and\nlynch mobs, who’re all too eager to attack anything but the kitchen\nsink, and prepared to turn on one another on a dime, or scatter in\nevery direction, often fail to even reproduce, and always turn out to\nbe way too damned smart for their own good. In his classic science\nfiction “Foundation” series, Isaac Asimov wrote about a\nscientific discipline known as “Psychohistory” which was\nused to predict the future trends of entire planetary populations,\nand enormous galactic empires over vast eons of time but, in real\nlife, he never believed such a thing was possible on any scale. Alvin\nToffler was another academic who, along with Asimov, warned of\n“Future Shock!” And, the dire consequences of the\ncontinuing irrational, dehumanizing, and self-destructive behavior of\nmodern civilization. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tUnfortunately\nfor both Toffler and Asimov, what neither one was aware of is that,\nBabylonians organize like chickens, making some of their collective\nbehavior already as predictable as Newtonian mechanics, and lending\nentirely new meaning to “The Psychohistory of Future Shock!”\nAsimov was nobody’s fool but, having been smuggled inside a\nsteamer trunk into the NYC Public Library, where he was raised as a\nchild, its doubtful he knew anything about chickens and, in this one\ncase, apparently failed to do his homework, and casually dismissed a\ncentury of evidence, that Vaudeville exists for a reason. For the\nmost part, all of their dire warnings may as well have fallen on deaf\nears, merely inspiring the chickens to run in circles faster\nscreaming, “The Sky Is Falling!” and “Off With\nTheir Heads!” While, the computers are about to spit out the\ncomplete mathematics and linguistics for how all of this,\n“Chickenshit Future Shock” works, in elaborate detail. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTurning\nFox News into an exact science, that can be regulated by the AMA as a\npublic health hazard, according to how many elections conservatives\nwin, while watching TV in general is already estimated by some to\nreduce lifespans by decades. If you ask me, every channel should be\ncompelled to broadcast a repeated warning that, “Watching\ntelevision is bad for your health, Televangelism causes brain damage,\nand ignorance can be bliss, when the public demands everybody lie to\nthem for their own protection, and their teachers could not teach a\nchild how to use a stupid dictionary if their lives depended on it!”\nAfter almost 30 years of Fox News, talk radio, and the Tea Party, one\nacademic recently expressed shock at his discovery that the quarter\nof the population spreading most of the fake news and misinformation,\ntypically could not care less about the truth, and the only thing\nthey seem to care about is destroying their own government, and\npromoting widespread anarchy and panic in the streets. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nidiots cannot even teach a child how to use a dictionary and, then,\nare shocked to discover that their students are not even remotely who\nthey think they are, and are slowly coming to the realization they’re\ntotally clueless, and have spent way too long isolated in their ivory\ntowers with their own rhetoric. Once an academic in San Diego argued\nwith me that America is a classless society, and I asked her what\nivory tower she was hiding when the Rodney King riots broke out in\nLA. Democrats are literally fleeing republican led states, voting\nwith their wallets, due to congress shredding the constitution, and\nthe Supreme Court deciding states can make up any damned conservative\nlaws they want. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBlacks\nare eight times more likely to be imprisoned, more likely in some\nstates to be non-fatally shot, every ghetto in the country has been\nwalled in, and a quarter of all federal prisoners are harmless\npotheads even the cops agree should not be in prison, while the US is\nthe most nepotistic country in the world, has among the lowest social\nmobility of any developed country, and the highest division in\nincome. Soon, it will be possible to draw maps of which states anyone\nwho isn’t ultra conservative should avoid altogether, as\nhazardous to their personal freedom, income, and health. There’s\nan estimated 20 million illegal aliens in the country, who have no\nlegal standing whatsoever, and no trouble finding gainful employment,\nwhile parts of the country resemble the third world and, if the US\nisn’t a classist society, it might as well be for all practical\npurposes. One of my friends was born in a barn, with his three year\nold brother catching him, and raised in another barn, because his\nmother was running for her life from his father, knowing damned well\nthe cops would never protect her or her children, while another\nfriend of mine was raised in a tar shack, by his single mother, along\nwith his 22 siblings. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\ncontrast, Martha Stewart was shocked that a judge would actually\nsentence a wealthy white celebrity to prison for white collar crime,\nand our glorious leader has been charged with everything from fraud\nto sexual assault, tax evasion, high crimes, and treason, and would\nhave been thrown in jail decades ago, except he’s a billionaire. For\nthe most part, the only thing a lot of academics tend to be\ninterested in, is raising pay-walls, and bragging rights for\ncopyrighting and patenting even the laws of nature, and they’re still\nteaching that the English language only has one grammar, and\ninventing new nonsense words. While I am also known as the Shockwave\nRider, who possesses the unbeatable cryptographic code, for it is the\nanalog logic of mama nature herself, based on childish potty mouth\nnursery rhymes. That are magical, and have a life and a will of their\nown, and that no chicken can ever hope to comprehend…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLike\nI said, chickens make good pets, its easy to steal their eggs, you\nalways know what they want, and little kids love them, while the\nself-evident truth speaks louder than words and, of all the evidence\nthat modern science has ever encountered, apparently quanta were\nmerely among the first irrefutable evidence, that even insane\nBabylonian scientists could never completely dismiss, for the\nabsurdly tautological nature of mama nature herself, merely due to\nthe tiny size of quanta making them so much easier to study in\nlaboratories. Pecking orders are as simple as it gets, before total\nchaos sets in, and the fact that people tend to organize like\nchickens, and even our neurons organize like chickens, reflects the\nsymmetry of the paradox of our existence and, apparently, if life\nactually made any damned sense, nobody would be around to ask the\nquestion. Cavemen couldn’t invent the atom bomb, but they could\nalmost always manage to organize like chickens, in the hope that,\nsooner or later, the light bulb might come on. Thankfully,\nconsciousness remains a profound mystery to modern science and, if\nthe chickens want to remain fat, happy, and ignorant, modern\ntechnology can certainly oblige them but, clearly, we must first\ndevelop the science and technology, far removed from the hallowed\nhalls and the mainstream. Safely ensconced, deep within the bowels of\nthe public domain where, upon rare occasions, it may yet remain\npossible to share your words and play nice. Especially, if you\npublish your work anonymously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nhonesty is such a lonely word, its only because too damned few even\nknow how to use a stupid dictionary! Authenticity is merely another\nhotly debated issue, while metaethics are widely considered an\nabstract foreign concept, for people who can’t get a real job with\nmore pay and, sadly, far too many would not recognize a joke if they\nheard one. So, its best to just give them whatever they demand, and\nhelp them work it out for themselves faster, before they destroy the\nentire planet! The simple fact is, mama nature herself demands\nhonesty and, among other things, the more dishonest you become, the\nmore demands you make in general, and the harder you insist that life\nmust make sense according to your personal standards, the lower your\nreproductive rates and higher your mortality rates, while fifty years\nof extensive studies have indicated, that over the last few decades,\nchildren’s values and mental health have gone down the toilet\naltogether and, in some places like Michigan<\/font>,\nup to a quarter of adults no longer want children. Half of Americans\nare now single, and a quarter of the population will likely never\nmarry, and expresses no interest in having a sex life, in no small\npart, due to an increasingly larger segment of the population no\nlonger making enough money to support a family, and there being\nalmost no worthwhile support, you can count on, in a country with the\nworst social record in the developed world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEbeneezer\nScrooge might enthusiastically recommend to all of his employees,\n"Why have children, when you can easily import all the cheap\nlabor you want?" Which is something else, the wealthy and\nmainstream wish they could deny, in every way possible, and often\ndesperately attempt to ignore or explain away by splitting semantic\nhairs, or whatever, but their population has been imploding ever\nsince the invention of modern birth control and, the more money they\nmake, the faster their own technology is killing them, while they all\nrun in circles screaming, "The Sky is Falling!" Assisted\nsuicide is still controversial, but psychologists seem perfectly\ncontent to support Voluntary Genocide, the Mass Media and, of course,\nthe extensive use of Pharmaceuticals, as all popular alternatives.\nThe very suggestion that either their TV or money could ever be a\ncurse, is anathema in their culture, while freedom is your right to\nlie to yourselves, destroy yourselves, promote mob rule as a viable\nalternative, sell your own damned soul down the river to the lowest\nbidder, and watch your entire population implode faster, as modern\nscience makes it faster, cheaper, and easier than ever before, to\nindulge your every\ncrappy-plastic-fantastic-nightmare-fantasy-life-long-vacation-from-reality,\nand censors the internet, to ensure that nobody can ever pop your\nbubble. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nthe rapid decline of Western Civilization, as everything continues\napace spiraling down the toilet, NASCAR has become just another\nfantasy commute for some and, unless you happen to be allergic to\nbullshit, there’s simply no accounting for taste. Especially, in the\nmass media and the mainstream while, everything in a Goldilocks\nUniverse somehow being inexplicably random, meaningless Angst,\nElysian Fields of Dreams, Rubber Sheets, Ping Pong Balls, Three\nStooges Slapstick, or “just right”, depending on who you\nask, also provides a simple explanation for why, according to modern\nscience, nobody has ever documented the existence of common sense\nanywhere in the world. There’s no such thing as common sense,\nexplaining why there’s no accounting for taste and, ironically, those\nwho’ve historically believed that half the world is insane,\nhave turned out to be insane according to their own standards, and\nrefuse to label themselves as insane, I suppose, because they don’t\ntrust their own dictionaries, much less, the mass media they call\nevil, and demand lie to them for their own protection. As absurd as\nit might sound, I suspect from all the evidence, that the harder\nanybody insists that everything must make sense, the more frequently\nthey’ll contradict themselves. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCollectively,\nthe endless litany of off-the-wall facts, that I present throughout\nthis book, which have all steadily emerged over the last century,\nonly to be summarily swept under the rug as, obviously, unworthy of\nanyone’s attention and, clearly, of no scientific interest\nwhatsoever, make perfect sense out of the bizarre behavior of quanta,\nas simply reflecting the blatantly obvious self-evident truth, that\nnature is the very definition of analog, and 42 really is as good an\nanswer as anyone will ever get. Among other things, it explains the\nDuckbill Platypus, and why Vaudeville comedy has suddenly become\ncutting edge weapons technology, of the Three Stooges Slapstick\nvariety but, unless you’re conducting research, or have a security\nclearance, its totally pointless to ask for academic opinions. This\nentire book explores the mathematics and linguistics of yin-yang\npush-pull dynamics and the Two Faces of Janus, and provides all the\nrequired analog logic for anyone to prove to themselves that 42 is as\ngood as it gets. That is, without having to wait for academia to\nacquire a sense of humor, sometime in the next millennium, whenever\nit becomes more socially acceptable among the Stooges on Twitter,\nFacebook, and Reddit, and comes down significantly in price, one\nassumes, soon after the second coming of Christ.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAgain,\nthe lack of a clear definition for sanity, or insanity, most\ncertainly does not mean that people don’t have serious mental,\nemotional, social, or even neurological issues for that matter. All\nit means is that common sense and conventional wisdom are flat out\ninsane, according to their own standards, and the mindless mob really\nand truly is mindless, which doesn’t even really come as a surprise\nto them! As often as we can all be seriously tempted to blame all of\nthe world’s problems on either a lack of common sense, or the belief\nin common sense, or blame astrology, religion, academia,\ndictionaries, sex, food, drugs, or money as the root of all evil, or\nlay the damning finger of blame upon the\ninsidious-alien-anal-probe-mind-control-conspiracy, behind the\nIlluminati, the sad truth is, there are plenty of other well\ndocumented reasons for humanity’s ongoing insanity. Its more accurate\nto say that a culturally stunted sense of humor, lack of genuine\ncommunication, widespread ignorance, and congenital insanity, can all\nbe considered the leading sources of everybody’s worst problems. The\nonly time that life isn’t about taking two steps forward, and one\nback again, is during the intermission, making learning how to laugh,\nshare our words, and play nice, all that much more important.\nNetworking systems logics can treat their own logic as bullshit, or\njust another variable with no intrinsic meaning or value and, they\nsay, the first thing you learn about systems logics is, “Half\nThe Damned Planet Has No Clue!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhat’s\nmissing from this picture becomes all-that-much-more compelling, if\nyou comprehend that also means systems logics can incorporate instant\nkarma, to describe all of modern physics, mathematics, and\nlinguistics more parsimoniously, according to academic standards, by\nincorporating vague infantile bullshit, along the lines of a\nGoldilocks Principle of Murphy’s Law. Among other things, it\nshould be possible to use the concept of instant karma to describe\nall of mathematics, the physical world, and human languages, better\nthan any existing causal models, and to make an enormous variety of\nunique predictions, based on symmetry, rather than causal\nmetaphysics. Either you gets a joke, or you don’t and, trust me, when\nI say you ain’t seen nothing yet, and the list of patently\nabsurd truths that modern science is about to discover, will soon\nbecome overwhelming, and socially transformative. Ushering in the\nnext scientific revolution, while the whole world groans, goes\ncross-eyed, shakes their damned heads and starts to climb the walls\nscreaming, “The Sky Is Falling!” Regrettably, it turns\nout that quanta are among the least strange facts of life, with much\nmore bizarre, impossible to believe and, all too often, extremely\npersonal truths, all about to be revealed, and modern civilization\nlikely requiring generations, to even begin to come to grips with all\nof the implications. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\na Goldilocks-Murphy universe, reality just never turns out to be\nexactly what you ordered, and the price of fantasies is always\nhorribly inflated, but you get the service you deserve, and\neverything works out in the end. Even our mortality rates and ability\nto reproduce are at stake, making it all that much more important not\nto leave it up to crazy Babylonians to decide for us what the fuck is\nbullshit, and to begin to systematically explore the implications of\ninstant karma, within the public domain, using a dictionary dammit!\nNo matter how vigorous any argument, the self-evident truth speaks\nlouder than anyone’s damned words, while the truth is perfectly\ncapable of defending itself, in or out of court, and never requires\nany justification from the Peanut Gallery. We have but to listen in\norder to hear, for the truth is the easiest thing in the world to\nshare and, among Rainbow Warriors it remains quite possible, to\nlisten to our words speak the truth for themselves, mathematically,\nand to acquire profound new insights into what it means to be human. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tToday,\nmany believe that our universe is mathematical, and that mathematics\ncan always be expressed in words, but our Rainbow Warrior poetry\nspeaks for itself, mathematically, and according to the physical\nevidence, can describe how any language or mathematics work, by\nmerely focusing on what’s missing from this picture. Over the last\nfew centuries, academia has favored the rapid growth in technology\nthat causal metaphysics can produce, and have systematically\nsuppressed the development of alternatives to classic logic, for over\ntwo thousand years, and doesn’t like to think about it, much less,\ndocument it in the public domain, but I suggest they "Get Over\nIt Already!" The revelations that the earth is round, revolves\naround the sun, and obeys Newtonian mechanics, with all of the\npractical and philosophical consequences they had, including the\nindustrial revolution, were trivial in comparison to what is coming\nover the next few decades. For all of our tremendous progress,\nhumanity is still in its infancy, and has yet to learn the language\nof mama nature, while academics tend to foolishly believe that\nknowledge is always good but, this is the ancient Chinese blessing\nand curse of, “May You Live In Interesting Times!” The\nsurprises in life really and truly are never-ending, no matter how\nbadly we sometimes wish life were different!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nfew cosmologists are now daring to propose that, they too, are\ndocumenting inexplicable and downright weird, bizarre, and random\nbehavior with, for example, even the Hubble constant now being\ndisputed, the universe appearing to expand faster than any accepted\ntheory can account for, the cosmos randomly populated by giant voids\nnobody can explain, and the largest of the more distant galaxies\nbeing inexplicably magnified, despite our universe appearing to be\nmuch flatter than Relativity predicts. Each new astronomy headline\ncontradicts the last, each new theory is more elaborate than the\nlast, each new experiment even more outrageously expensive, while\nhigh energy theoretical physics has not made significant progress in\nforty years. Recently, the LHC and others have claimed to have\ndiscovered consistent statistical results, but ones that don’t even\nmeet their own standards for meaningful results which, nonetheless,\nthey suggest could indicate new physics, if you assume their\nstandards are worthless for examining the Big Picture. Everything\nultimately being acausal, or random in the final analysis, means the\nexplanation for particle-wave duality, is that everything expresses a\nuniversal recursion in the principle of identity, and is somehow both\nnonsensically simple and complex, humble and elegant, united and\ndivided, local and nonlocal, explicit and implicit, reality and the\ndream, something and nothing, the truth and bullshit. Time itself is\nsimultaneously real and illusory, and is enough to make Zeno go\ncross-eyed, while all of the sciences should increasingly return\nhumorous results, which are both blatantly self-contradictory, and\nincredibly vague, defying any and all attempts at categorization. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\ntoddler falling adorably on their butt, with the perfect timing of a\nprofessional comedian, is an example of how the Two Faces of Janus\ncan be clearly displayed in equal measure. The more personal, humble,\nand elegant the display, the more memorable, charming, and endearing\nit can become for any observers, while the researchers are\ndemonstrating, in their now quantifiable manner, how this aesthetic\nbias is actually intrinsic, to the symmetry of the paradox of our\nexistence. Mak<\/font>ing it\nall-but-impossible to avoid performing lowbrow slapstick in certain\nsituations, and all-but-impossible for outside observers to not\neventually notice. Casting our gaze upon the sweeping radiant\npanoramic splendor, of the ever so deliciously diaphanous, gossamer,\nMilky Way Galaxy, majestically spanning the entire night sky, we\nmight discover ourselves suddenly overwhelmed, and overcome, with a\nprofound sense of awe and wonder and, like Walter Cronkite saying\ngoodnight, feel as if our lives somehow have greater meaning, and we\nare well loved and cared for yet, when looking down from a great\nheight, some people will literally scream and crap their pants! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTo\nthe best of my knowledge, the heavens have never hurt anyone for\nwatching where the hell they were going, but that also never stopped\nthe occasional shooting star from distracting complete idiots at the\nmost inopportune moment, begging the question as to why people bother\nto look up from their cellphones as often as they do. Ernst Mach\nfamously speculated there exists a profound underlying unity between\ngravity and inertia, while a free swinging Foucault pendulum, at the\nnorth or south pole, can be compared to the humble and elegant\nsimplicity of a toddler. At the poles, the stars will merely spin in\na circle overhead, while the pendulum will slowly rotate, swinging in\na stately 360 degree circle, keeping time with the stars overhead, as\nif the two formed mother nature’s own whimsical grandfather\nclock, straight out of a fairytale! More ominous still, as if the\nclock has magical gears, making it ultimately impossible to tell\nwhether the pendulum is driving the clock, or the other way around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWaxing\nmetaphoric technobabble, we are all born to fall on our butts, as\nwell as, to boldly go where none has gone before, chart a new course,\n“For Where The Wild Things Are!” Nonetheless, sometimes\nthe greater context of our lives may conspicuously appear to\ndetermine who we are, and whosoever it is that we might wish to\nbecome. There are times when we may even feel as if our lives have\nsuddenly taken on a life of their own, as if we ourselves have\nsomehow been relegated to merely playing a supporting role in our own\nlives, while a simple explanation for this compelling feeling, is\nthat each of us is always ever so much greater, than whoever it is\nthat we might imagine ourselves to be. Such arresting experiences,\ncan become inexplicable turning points in our personal lives, that\ndisplay the dramatic juxtaposition of humor and beauty, and the more\nhumble juxtapositions being investigated by these researchers, are\nturning out to be every bit as arresting, for outside observers…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOnce\ncollated, their nonsensical results should reveal the story of\nGoldilocks, redefining the physical and cognitive sciences forever,\nand should leave all of academia with little choice, but to either\nlaugh or throw up their hands in symbolic surrender while, of course,\nrunning in circles screaming the sky is falling! Ours is the best of\nall possible worlds, if for no other conceivable reason, then because\ninstant karma’s gonna getcha baby! You can run, but you cannot\nhide from the self-evident truth that, “Bullshit Fuzzy Logic\nRules The Universe!” One African tribe wryly sums up the human\ncondition insisting, “Mother Nature’s love is\nirresistible, but she has a wicked sense of humor!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThis\nis a humorous, downright infantile, variation on John Wheeler’s\n“Participatory Anthropic Principle” that, according to\nthe evidence, reality is whatever you make of it, making reality\nstranger than fiction! Welcome back my friends, to the show that\nnever ends, where reality without dreams is just somebody’s\nnightmare, whilst dreams sans any and all reality, most emphatically\nremain everybody’s favorite fantasy! Stay awake long enough and you\nwill hallucinate, because its impossible to live without at least\nnightmares, that can eventually lead to more meaningful dreams. For\nWe Are Spirits In The Material World! Each day awakening from our\nslumbers in order to live out our greatest nightmares and dreams,\nupon ascending the endless Stairway to Heaven! Where existentialist\nangst ain’t nothing but more chickenshit bullshit, related to\nour immune system, and should obey the same epidemiology as\ninfectious diseases, spreading according to how loudly the chickens\nprotest, that everything must make sense.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tJust\nas each of us already possesses our own modest independent gravity,\nthat we share with the rest of the universe, the “Harmony of\nthe Heavenly Spheres”, can be compared to a toddler falling\nadorably on their butt. Additional support for an infantile\ninterpretation of Mach’s Conjecture, was discovered by\nmathematicians who, upon close examination of General Relativity,\nconcluded that their mathematics are identical to those used in\nthermodynamics. Implying, that what the theory of Relativity actually\ndescribes, is how nothing can ever be too hot or too cold, too fast\nor too slow, too big or too small, and so on, due to information from\nthe future normalizing the past. Which is the exact same “Bullshit\nLogic”, or “Cartoon Logic”, that every toddler\nrelies upon, and that the subconscious mind has recently been\ndocumented as using to reward anything from food, to the most wildly\nimpractical ideas we might summarily dismiss.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tToddlers\nand puppies alike, would often dash out in the middle of busy\ntraffic, if we didn’t stop them, because they perceive more of\nthe magic of the Big Picture (Oooh Shiny!) but, are lucky if they can\nfocus on a tiny fraction of its actual contents. For toddlers, its\nall good until somebody says its not, and being easily distracted is\nits own virtue, while logic is all about having fun! The TV game show\n“Let’s Make A Deal” provides a comedic example, of\nthe more playful “Bullshit Fuzzy Logic” that every\ntoddler relies upon. On the show the host, Monty Hall, offers\ncontestants in funny costumes, a choice between door number one, two,\nor three and, after they’ve chosen a door, frequently he shows\nthem a booby prize behind one of the two doors they didn’t\nchoose, and offers them a final chance to swap between the two\nremaining doors. According to classic logic, the odds are 50-50 and\nthere’s no advantage in trading, however, fuzzy logic suggests\nyour first choice was between three doors and, somehow, your odds are\neven lower if you don’t swap…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHumorously,\nthe more stubbornly that any contestant rejects Bullshit Fuzzy Logic,\nas total nonsense, insisting that there are only two doors left, and\nit doesn’t matter how you play the game, because you could just\nas well flip a coin, the less likely they are to win. Whether playing\nas a contestant on Let’s Make a Deal, or lost somewhere way far\nout in left field, win or lose, Yogi Berra always knew how to play\nthe game, for what profit it a man if he gain the world, but loses\nhis soul? Einstein protested that God does not play dice but, if God\ndoes play dice, apparently they are loaded in favor of the good guys\nwinning more often, and playing the game merely for fun. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tProviding\na simple explanation for why Einstein spent the last ten years of his\nlife searching in vain for a theory of everything. Evidently, Niels\nBohr was right to warn him to stop telling God what to do. Poor\nAlbert had always been somewhat timid, and was totally creeped out by\nthe thought of spooky quanta hiding in his closet, and protested that\nGod would not be so malicious but, Oh Yes! It appears that God would\nbe just so malicious, as to insist that we are all born to fall on\nour butts! Making everybody a natural born clown, whether ya wanna\njoin the circus or not! All The World’s A Vaudeville Stage\nEinstein! So, break a leg, pay it forward suckers, and learn how to\nlaugh if it kills you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRegardless\nof how accurate, useful, and plausible sounding any conceivable\ncausal metaphysics might be, forty-two being as good as it gets,\nmeans that neither logic, geometry, statistical probabilities, nor\nthe passage of time, or the forces of nature, are remotely as\nstraightforward as any metaphysics suggest. Rather than everything\nbeing rational, and making sense, the future can be thought of as\neliminating any metaphysical and conceptual extremes, such as\nanything ever quite making perfect sense, unless you happen to\nbelieve that, sometimes, complete nonsense, just makes way too much\ndamned sense! Cast adrift upon the endless tempestuous sea, wherein\neverything is inevitably lost in the distance, crap will still\nsometimes follow you around on the horizon, or may suddenly spiral\ndown the drain, Life in the Fast Lane, on a road to nowhere, within\nan egregiously Naked Singularity! One replete with Black Holes,\nDarkest of Dark Energies, Dark Voids, Dark Shadows, and Dark Matters\nto attend to… Wherein the light scatters in every direction, sound\nwill sometimes travel in a vacuum, and the most unforgettable curious\ncharacters dwell… Bereft all metaphysical anchors, not to mention\nall sanity, wherein the overall results can sometimes resemble,\nexaggerated two dimensional side-effects, that are difficult to\nignore on the molecular scale, remain quite noticeable in our\nmacroscopic world, and will occasionally induce downright cartoonish\nside-effects, not least of all, within the conscious human mind and\nbrain. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nweird two dimensional side-effects reflect the fact that time itself\nis not actually linear or circular, as any metaphysics would demand,\nbut somehow both, expressing particle-wave duality in everything.\nContrary to what the Pale Buddha claimed, the past is not merely a\nmemory, nor is the future merely a dream, because they express\nparticle-wave duality, which has already been documented in quantum\nmechanics, and I cover more of how it works in other chapters. Among\nother things, influencing stochastic probabilities in the brain,\nmaking things more often appear to be two dimensional caricatures,\nthan would be the case if our universe had just three spatial\ndimensions, and actually made humanly comprehensible sense. Such two\ndimensional side-effects are merely the tip of the iceberg, while\nchoosing between two doors on Let’s Make a Deal is as simple as\nany choice gets, and the abysmal failure rates of children attempting\nto use Bullshit Logic, for making more complex decisions, can be\nattributed to their total lack of knowledge and experience, as well\nas, fuzzy logic and the human brain both being more error prone to\nbegin with. Not to mention, nobody has the complete metaphoric logic\nyet, which the computers are only now becoming powerful enough to\nspit out. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSupposedly,\nonce we have the complete emotional-logic, consisting of eight\narchetypal caricatures and four root metaphors, you can use it to\nteach any five year old how to make more sense out of anything,\nincluding classic logic and physics. Call it, "Playground\nShamanism" but, to no one’s surprise, Bullshit Fuzzy Logic\nappears to resemble a primitive mathematical version of the Muppets,\nMark Twain, Shakespeare, The Bible, Star Wars, Star Trek, Alice in\nWonderland, the Outer Limits and the Twilight Zone and, that being\nthe case, many may wisely decide to wait for the computers to spit\nout the rest of the jokes, before attempting to make more sense out\nthem. According to the math, we require around 430 poems for a really\ngood representation, but I did my best here to leverage the recursive\nlogic of the Tao Te Ching, to include all of the more essential\nanalog logic in this book, required for anyone to get a decent\noverall idea of how instant karma works, and my own, “Bullshit\nPhilosophy of Collective Ignorance”, without necessarily having\nto follow all the physics or whatever. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAlthough\nI only have a high school education myself, really don’t have any\nkind of personal grudge against academics, have never written\nanything in my life, always thought my English teachers were full of\ncrap, and have no training whatsoever, by treating words like\nvariables, the mathematics allow me to condense practically every\npopular salty quote and commonly used phrase in the English language,\ndown into this one stupid book. Very much like assembling a giant\npotty mouth word puzzle, but one so large that it requires first\nstudying at least six versions of the puzzle for at least fifteen\nyears, then collecting and shuffling all your own pieces around for\nanother fifteen, just to get a better idea of what the hell its\nactually supposed to look like. Compared to a tabletop puzzle, this\nword puzzle has a ridiculous number of pieces, so may pieces that the\nonly way to assemble them faster is for your brain to subconsciously\nadapt to helping you sort them out, or spend at least $3,000,000 and\nthree years crunching the numbers. Unfortunately, the math also\ndemands more repetitious use of phrases than is common in modern\nEnglish, and the repetitions reflect the salty sing-song mathematics\nthemselves, which are sometimes exaggerated, due to their being\nincomplete. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLikewise,\nthe endless chicken jokes are the result of our only having maybe 200\npoems, and chickens representing the simplest possible networking\nsystems logic, where the light bulb comes on at least once in a blue\nmoon, and these jokes don’t necessarily reflect all 4,430 poems that\nare possible. One poem I wrote is 22 pages long, and the only real\nemphasis in this collection was to provide shorter poems that can say\nmore in fewer words, but its the simple shit that always gets you\nand, in order to cover everything as extensively as I could, I had to\ncarefully cover all the shorter chicken jokes first. A more\ncomprehensive version of this book, would require at least another\nhundred poems that the computers will spit out but, because its all\nmath, its easy to update future editions to add any missing poems and\nmetaphors, and I did my best here to cover all the basics thoroughly\nenough, to reduce the repetitions to a less confusing and, shall we\nsay, a less obnoxious number. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tToddlers\nare the widely recognized, "Fearless Masters of Ignorant\nWisdom", who can make even Yogi Berra go cross-eyed, but none of\nmy math or English teachers ever seriously suggested that, using the\nright cuss words and infantile bullshit, mathematical comedy can\ndescribe life, the universe, and everything on the playground. An\nacademic might argue that language and mathematics are all about\ncommunicating concepts, but Rainbow Warrior poetry speaks for itself,\nand you could literally program a computer to spit out poems forever,\nwhile each observer must still decide for themselves whether the\ncomputer is actually communicating anything, or just a joke.\nCommunication and language themselves can also be described as\nself-organizing, sometimes appearing to take on a life of their own,\nno matter how much anyone might object! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nthe light bulb never does come on, our words and mathematics are just\nso much meaningless gibberish, but gibberish is sometimes useful, for\ntalking people to death or whatever, and one man’s gibberish is\nanother man’s scientific breakthrough. Languages and mathematics can\nbe considered more fundamentally all about pattern matching,\nsymmetry, harmony and balance, and can often be described as musical,\nor a dance, that typically expresses a Fractal Dragon equation like\nevery classical painting and musical score. Anyone who reads and\nwrites our poetry can recognize when any one particular poem says\nsomething better than another, because all our words can be described\nas math or music, and can speak for themselves, or even do a song and\ndance routine if you automate them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIts\na Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World and I went to great lengths to ensure that\nthis book contains enough of the mathematics, for anyone interested,\nto train a neural network or AI with a sense of humor, that most\nacademics can never hope to grasp, and will likely give some\nbureaucrats nightmares. MIT has an annual puzzle contest and, using a\ncomputer with a sense of humor that academics can never hope to\ncomprehend, you could possibly be declared the, "All Time\nWinner", that is, if they don’t accuse you of cheating, being a\nmystic, or revealing government secrets! The self-evident truth\nspeaks louder than anyone’s words and, on the playground of life, the\nfact that our stupid bullshit poems can speak for themselves, do\ntheir own song and dance routine, and can speak for those who have no\nvoice, is nothing short of A True Fucking Miracle To Believe In! They\nprovide a sort of incorruptible magical potty mouth literary-mirror\nfor the human mind, body, psyche, and soul, but one that can now be\nautomated. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nrecent evidence, in quantum mechanics, points to energy and\ninformation being interchangeable, and context dependent, making\nnoise or garbage also context dependent vague nonsense, or undeniably\nparadoxical and self-contradictory. The Sorites Heap paradox must\ninevitably transform into the Liar’s Paradox, and vice versa,\nwith information being more fundamental than energy, which can be\nconsidered merely random noise in countless situations. Our brains\nthemselves, leverage the inherent noise in our environment to process\ndata more efficiently, trading efficiency for accuracy according to\nour individual and collective needs and desires. Implying that what\nwe require are more organic systems logics incorporating instant\nkarma, which can leverage parallax, nonlinear temporal effects, and\nthe Butterfly Effect more often than any metaphysics or classic Von\nNeumann machines.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhen\nis a joke no longer just a joke? Whenever nobody is laughing, you\nneed life insurance and a good lawyer, or its been classified as,\n"Vital to the National Defense!" Academics and the\nmainstream have used 2,000 year old metaphysics, to promote the idea\nthat life is a giant windup clock, and everything must make sense,\nbecause it makes money, and we haven’t had any good\nalternatives, while the mathematics in this book can be used to\nquantify the impact of their ongoing mindless mob mentality, on\nsociety and the ecology, and how to promote alternatives. Of course,\nthat’s not to even remotely suggest that academics are all greedy\ncapitalist pigs, that the mainstream is merely composed of sheeple,\nor any other such Ridiculous Nonsense, when its obvious chickens are\na much more useful model, and clearly indicate the need to re-examine\nthe Big Picture, for any and all possible alternatives. That is,\noutside of the hallowed halls and the mainstream. The important thing\nis, that its now possible to quantify their behavior and easily make\nunique predictions for just how gullible people are, and this book\nprovides the required analog logic for how it can be done, using\noff-the-shelf and open source technology, for the best\nBang-For-Your-Buck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tClassic\nlogic made modern civilization and technology possible, but all the\nevidence clearly indicates it is has become dangerously antiquated,\nand is a gross over-simplification, that is being widely abused in\nevery way imaginable, and requires networking systems logic, in order\nto reconcile it better with the self-evident truth, and the Big\nPicture, or what many today call “reality”. And, in order\nto reconcile the still growing mountain of evidence, piling up after\na century, ready to explode like an active volcano! The louder\nacademics complain that their own students don’t listen to\nthem, and are destroying the planet, the louder they also deny a\ncentury of their own experiments, reject their own stupid\ndictionaries, and even the evidence of their own damned senses. If ya\nwanna know which way all the hot air blows in Babylon these days, you\nneed a lawyer, who’s also a weatherman that raises chickens, and a\nbilingual cunning linguist. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRather\nthan throwing the baby out with the bathwater, or teachers resorting\nto killing their own students any faster, what we require are simple\nmodifications to classic logic. The first of which can be easily\naccomplished, by systematically documenting academia’s ongoing\ninsanity, in the public domain, anonymously whenever prudent. Their\nown mindless denial of their own facts, and pathetic attempts to hide\nor ignore the facts, merely produces more lowbrow slapstick to\ndocument in the public domain, which can then be used to exploit them\nfor fun and for profit. If you can’t teach a child how to use a\ndictionary to save your life, your students still claim the sun\nrevolves around the earth, and tend to kill your own students faster\nwith each new invention, then Trump University is the future of\nacademia, and it behooves us all to help Make America Great Again!\nMerely by training a neural network or AI with this book, you can\nwrite one just like it, and collate any data you happen to prefer.\nThese days, a beefy home computer with a $35.oo pcie card is likely\nmore than enough to crunch the numbers, because I’ve already done\nmost of the heavy lifting writing this book.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPeasants\nhave been developing the required linguistics for 12,000 years, and\npassing them onto academics from time to time and, its just that time\nagain. Its amazing how fast academics catch on, when their own\ncolleagues begin to systematically mock, ridicule, and criticize\nthem, anonymously within the public domain, using advanced\nlinguistics and mathematics, that their own institutions reject,\nclassify, and censor. The second half the Tao Te Ching was published\nanonymously by academics, who used its advanced linguistics to become\nthe first to unite China, to eventually produce the first written\nlanguage everyone could use, and to help establish the most\ncollectivist culture on earth. Some were radically opposed to\nacademia being used to support the wealthy and con artists exploiting\nthe peasants, playing around with words like so many fucking lawyers,\nduring the infamous "Waring States Period", which lasted\nfor four hundred long years that were so bad, the Chinese still wish\nthey could forget it ever happened. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAdapting\nimported Indian Pantheism to their homegrown Bullshit Fuzzy Logic,\nthe primitive tribes and isolated villages had developed their own\nvirtually incorruptible linguistics, which, over the following\ncentury, more than a hundred academics completed and, championed by\nthe legendary Yellow Emperor, the Tao Te Ching became the first text\nto unite all six thousand tribes. They called it a religion but, back\nthen, almost anything was considered a religion, and many of the\ntribes were still sacrificing virgins to the gods of the local river\nand mountain, while this new religion worshiped an anonymous\nlibrarian. Bringing order to the chaos, the Yellow Emperor banned the\npractice of human sacrifice, funded the development of a common\nwritten language, established the first healthcare system, by setting\nprices for minimal services and, sometimes, made a show of converting\npeople to sharing their words and playing nice, by the point of a\nsword. It would require much longer to unite China politically, and\nfor the endless wars to finally subside, but the Yellow Emperor had\nrisen to the occasion, to become every inch the Larger-Than-Life-Hero\nthat the peasants had prayed for and, to this day, they still credit\nhim with practically inventing sex, fire, and the wheel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ntyranny of the mindless mob and the wealthy is often promoted by\nacademics, who still systematically encourage everyone to argue over\nthe definition of stupid, ensuring that growth and progress can often\nonly be obtained, within the public domain, by throwing their own\nbullshit right back in their faces, just as hard as you can! The\nprimitive Taoist tribes had developed their own bullshit fuzzy logic,\nthat academics had no defense against, daring them to make fools of\nthemselves, while the peasants recognized it immediately for the\nsalvation it offered, a way for them to own their own thoughts and\nwords, and not have to rely upon being spoon fed a line of crap a\nmile long, by idiots spouting whatever the hell they’re paid to\nrepeat. The Chinese are extremely patriarchal, and tend to be more\nConfucian than Taoist, but the constantly feuding Warring States had\ndriven the peasants to their knees, and they latched onto anything\nthat might help end the wars, and help them avoid being exploited by\nevery ambitious con artist and Warlord in China. They were peasants,\nnot stupid, while the whole world was becoming more organized and, it\nwasn’t by coincidence that, on the other side of the planet, a\ndrunken clown named Socrates used his own oral tradition, for the\nsame bullshit fuzzy logic, to single handedly establish ethics as the\nfoundation of Western democracy. His legend only grew, spreading\nthroughout Europe and, eventually, the Roman Catholic Church would be\ncompelled to adopt Socratic ethics, or be mocked and ridiculed by\ntheir own academics and peasants.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tContrary\nto what any academic philosopher will ever admit in public, for any\nlogic or metaphysics to convey anything more meaningful in the real\nworld, all that anyone ever requires is a sense of humor, which can\nbe considered the second grammar of the English language, and which\nis easy to document at extreme scales and magnitudes, by merely\nexamining the Big Picture. (Duh!) Nevertheless, rather than embracing\nhumor as having something meaningful to say about logic, academics\nhave treated humor as a mental disease that, thus far, has defied\nboth the medical sciences and all rational explanation, and is only\nof interest to lawyers, peasants, and Quakers who actually use\ndictionaries. Jokes are just meaningless bullshit to countless\nacademics and the mainstream, that is, unless you happen to be a\nlogician, designing cruise missile guidance systems, and classify\nthem for a living. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe truth hurts for a reason,\nand he who laughs last, laughs loudest, because he gets the damned\npunch lines! For many Rainbow Warriors, the proof is in our poetry,\nwhich speaks louder than any individual’s words, but I had to\nconstantly go back and forth between writing poetry and chapters,\nbecause they express their own particle-wave duality, and the more I\nwork on both, the better they both become. In particular, the poetry\ndistinctly conflates the identity of what is geometry and\ninformation, mathematics, music, and language, which these chapters\nmerely express somewhat differently, relying upon the same stupid\nlexicon and bullshit fuzzy logic. Whether I’m writing poetry or\nchapters, its not all that different and, sometimes, a poem will\nbecome a chapter, or vice versa, because I simply follow the analog\nlogic, and focus on what’s missing from this picture and, all too\noften, I really don’t wanna know whatever the hell it might actually\ncontain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nCollective\nMadness<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nCastaways<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt\nWas Another Dark And Stormy Night!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSailing\naway, from wherever we are…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBeneath\nthe clearest, of any blue sky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBreathing\ndeeply of the sparkling air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMorning\nstar’s, a glimmer in our eyes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDecks\nreaching up, to cup nimble feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSails\nfurling confidently on the breeze.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGently\nrocking swaying, passing swell,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMemories\nclinging like mist in a dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThoughts\nall meander like ocean waves;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAffable\ndolphins start to crowd the bow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAn\nalbatross astern examining our wake;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbell’s quiet blessings, grace the dawn.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRising\nup yet again we turn into the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsun climbs high upon the open horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLively\nwinds, give the faster dolphins chase!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDelicious\nspark of life, overflowing everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nall hands on deck, cast their gazes forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSudden\nspray over her bow, stinging our faces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus all, we chart the unknown course,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus that we steer an unknown heading,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nAll Our Destiney Yet Awaits Our Fate.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus all once again what all hold dearest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSailing\nwith the wind upon the greatest of oceans!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\npast is but a memory, as we live our dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nmother nature is still pregnant to bursting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCarrying\non about her bright new beginnings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEternally\nmerging, in her heavenly dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\nEndless Sweeping Panoramic Visions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsame unexplored Wonderland she graciously offers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnconditionally\nTo All Masters Of The Open Sea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCasting\noff metaphysical anchors; once again gliding into the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClaiming\nour birthright we rise to the occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAffable\ncalls… quietly ring out…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nArousing\nancient memories of heroic adventures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnchained\nPrometheus, always full of surprises,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnxiously\nBegs for the approval of all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSurrendering\nto those who delight in their ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutcasts\nand rejects, thrilled to soar free at last,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nContent\nsmiles spread, still rising on the wind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSails\nfluttering, in synchrony with the breeze,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSensual\nembrace, reawakening the dreamers;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilent\nrevere of the perfect moment of grace,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCastaways\nbecome one with new horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLegend\nhas it that when the primitive tribes in the remote mountains of\nsouthern China saw civilization rapidly spreading out over the vast\nopen plains below, they couldn’t help but notice that, not only\ndid their new neighbors have a million kids, but they were all\norganized along the same lines as any flock of chickens that they\nraised! It was the only way they could maintain order in their vast\nnumbers and, to make matters worse, they were the equivalent of free\nrange chickens, with few natural boundaries or defenses out on the\nopen plains. They would treat each other like chickens as well,\nherding one another like so many flightless birds, surrounding their\nenemies and, finally, picking them off one at a time, just like\nshooting fish in a barrel. When droughts caused famine among the\nMongol hordes to the north, they too would blanket the endless plains\nof mainland China on their horses, like a raging stampede, and\nproceed to herd and slaughter the Chinese peasants, as if they were\nmerely herding their cattle back home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDesperately\nexposed to an invading army of any size, the peasants eventually\nconstructed enough walls to circumnavigate the globe 26 times, but\nall in vain. Necessity is the mother of invention, and they invented\nsteel, gunpowder, and other advanced weapons centuries before the\nrest of the world, but nothing could stem the tide of the relentless\npower struggle that had overwhelmed the seven feuding kingdoms for\ncontrol of mainland China. During the infamous “Warring States\nPeriod” this went on for four hundred years, and a grim new\narms race emerged, as generation after generation of peasants\nthroughout China, were forced to episodically starve themselves, in\norder to feed more babies, so they could be the first to surround\ntheir enemies. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFemale\ninfants were sometimes abandoned on the side of the road, because\nthey could not fight, were not as strong in the fields and, in some\nplaces, could not even be given away for free, much less sold into\nslavery. Not only did everyone else ruthlessly exploit the peasants\nat every opportunity, but they were now forced to ruthlessly exploit\nthemselves and their own children, as if they were nothing more than\ncattle. Some chose to abandon civilization altogether as a lost\ncause, and adopted the short and brutal lifestyle of mountain men\ninstead. And, when their tribal brothers and sisters up in the\nmountains witnessed the horror of their plight, they took pity on\nthem, and sent them their best jokes and poetry knowing that,\nsometimes, all the humble humor and beauty that life has to offer,\ncan be the best medicine, and they had some of the most powerful\nmedicine on the planet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nCastaways<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIt\nWas Another Dark And Stormy Night!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSailing\naway, from wherever we are…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBeneath\nthe clearest, of any blue sky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBreathing\ndeeply of the sparkling air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMorning\nstar’s, a glimmer in our eyes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDecks\nreaching up, to cup nimble feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSails\nfurling confidently on the breeze.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGently\nrocking swaying, passing swell,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMemories\nclinging like mist in a dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThoughts\nall meander like ocean waves;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAffable\ndolphins start to crowd the bow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAn\nalbatross astern examining our wake;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbell’s quiet blessings, grace the dawn.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRising\nup yet again we turn into the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsun climbs high upon the open horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLively\nwinds, give the faster dolphins chase!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDelicious\nspark of life, overflowing everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nall hands on deck, cast their gazes forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSudden\nspray over her bow, stinging our faces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus all, we chart the unknown course,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus that we steer an unknown heading,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nAll Our Destiney Yet Awaits Our Fate.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nus all once again what all hold dearest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSailing\nwith the wind upon the greatest of oceans!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\npast is but a memory, as we live our dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nmother nature is still pregnant to bursting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCarrying\non about her bright new beginnings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEternally\nmerging, in her heavenly dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\nEndless Sweeping Panoramic Visions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsame unexplored Wonderland she graciously offers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnconditionally\nTo All Masters Of The Open Sea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCasting\noff metaphysical anchors; once again gliding into the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClaiming\nour birthright we rise to the occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAffable\ncalls… quietly ring out…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nArousing\nancient memories of heroic adventures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnchained\nPrometheus, always full of surprises,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnxiously\nBegs for the approval of all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSurrendering\nto those who delight in their ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutcasts\nand rejects, thrilled to soar free at last,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nContent\nsmiles spread, still rising on the wind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSails\nfluttering, in synchrony with the breeze,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSensual\nembrace, reawakening the dreamers;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilent\nrevere of the perfect moment of grace,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCastaways\nbecome one with new horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCastaways\nis a popular example of how Oneness Poetry can employ\nsynergistic-normalization and the Mother of All to treat time as\nsimultaneously nonlinear and a continuum, and can even incorporate\nthe passage of time itself as a central theme, and a quasi-character\nin its own rite. If you notice, the poem subtly confuses the issue of\nwhat is animate and inanimate, and it accomplishes this by relying on\nthe same minimalist approach it uses for manipulating the temporal\ndynamics, that is, by emphasizing the vagueness and humble simplicity\nof their collective contents, to create a blurry montage effect, that\ndances like Fred Astaire. Starting out slow, speeding up and slowing\ndown, with an almost choreographed cinematic effect. The first dozen\nlines give away the secret for how this works, by largely\nincorporating the most stereotypical prose imaginable, even starting\nout with a variation on the quintessential bad opening line in\nliterature, “It was another dark and stormy night!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\nfather’s a sailor and, truth be told, if you’ve seen one\ndolphin, one star, and one clear sky you’ve pretty much seen\nthem all, making writing poetry for adults more challenging. While we\nmight think of a dolphin as a beautiful animal, they commonly crowd\nthe bows of ships, and my father will be the first to tell you,\nwatching them is an easy way to make yourself sleepy. Castaways\nmerely describes what, for a sailor, might be the start of just\nanother typical day, making it difficult to appease both adults and\nyoung children. From the very first line, a small child might be\nentranced by the vague, sweeping, stereotypical prose, while an adult\nmight be repulsed, and even be tempted to skip past it, and Castaways\ngets around this difficulty by accentuating the vagueness of each\nline and empowering them to collectively dance like Fred Astaire and,\nthus, remind the reader of why small children can find something as\nmundane, as a seagull eating garbage, so exciting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSailors\nand cowboys have a lot in common, with both jobs often being\nhazardous, requiring long hard hours, and long boring intervals,\npunctuated by nonstop fast paced action, with the reality of the life\nstyle more often being how to avoid falling asleep on watch or in the\nsaddle, and how to avoid getting yourself killed. Both professions\nare also famous for their similar style of poetry, sometimes referred\nto as “Big Sky”, with spaghetti western soundtracks, the\nmusic of Sr. Paul McCartney, and the play “Oklahoma”\nbeing popular examples of similar wave dynamics, or wave mechanics,\nthat can resemble quantum chromodynamics, trading the humble\nsimplicity of each individual component for their greater collective\ndynamics. A wave is a wave is a wave, and the characters in a play\nlike Oklahoma don’t require Shakespearean depths, and are often\none dimensional caricatures that audiences demand knowing that, as\nmuch as anything else, the entire play hinges on a one dimensional\ncharacter they may personally identify with, making the cast’s\ncollective efforts always greater than any mere sum of their parts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCrucially,\nthe strength of the musical score itself can be described as an\nindispensable quasi-character in the play, that brings all the humble\nelements together in a more meaningful way, dramatically breathing\nlife into them, precisely because they are so humble they can easily\ncompliment one another in dramatic contexts. Modern music theory\nemphasizes the ability of the silences between the notes to convey a\nvariety of different emotions, such as suspense, and although I\npersonally add as many Shakespearean and Biblical quotes as I can to\nmy poetry, for their indispensable salt-of-the-earth metaphors, this\npoem is a notable example of how to use them more sparingly if it\naccentuates the temporal dynamics, and the poem conveying more\nsweeping emotional panoramas. In most of my poems, I take a very\ndirect approach, focusing on the humble and elegant simplicity of\ntheir combined temporal dynamics and vague bullshit logic, and just\nallow the words themselves to express their own thoughts and emotions\nas fully as possible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBruce\nLee was popular with the ladies for his ballroom style dancing, but\nhe had his own Taoist philosophy of “No Style” martial\narts, and my collective ignorance approach to Oneness Poetry can be\nthought of as the “Bruce Lee School of Potty Humor”. The\noff-the-wall peek-a-boo yin-yangy\npush-me-pull-you-run-in-circles-scream-and-shout dynamics of Oneness\nPoetry are so humble to begin with, that they don’t express any\nspecific style, other than incorporating a lot of infantile and\nincredibly vague salt-of-the-earth-metaphors, with our Rainbow\nWarrior poems incorporating everything from Shakespeare to pop music\nand potty mouth nursery rhymes that are still being reinvented by\nkids everywhere. Personally, I have two left feet myself and could\nnot fight my way out of a wet paper bag to save my life but, once a\nlinguist admired my poetry and asked for my advice about how to\nmaster the metaphors of language, and I suggested she take up\nsinging.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\nyou learn to own the sounds that are coming out of your mouth, you\nlearn how to free your words to speak for themselves and, as Taoists\nlike to say, “Gravity becomes the source of lightness”.\nJohn Prine commented once that writing song lyrics is all about\nediting, and freeing our words often requires first learning to not\nbe quite so attached to them. Beautiful words are honest words, that\ncan defy unbalanced gravity itself, hanging in the air between us,\nwhile falling on your ass is what makes reaching for the stars all\nthat much more rewarding. <\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSome\nof the most popular comedians, like Tom Hanks and Will Smith, have\nalso joined the ranks of the greatest actors, and comedy is widely\nacknowledged as among the hardest of the performing arts to master,\nthat requires personal authenticity. Comedians such as Chevy Chase,\nfor example, have become famous for something as simple as their\nability to perform a pratfall. Singing is one way to experience that\nfor yourself, without having to become a professional comedian, an\nactor, or falling on your ass repeatedly, and I sing most of the\nsongs mentioned in my poetry as humbly and elegantly as I can, sort\nof Broadway Blues walk-in-the-park style that’s easy on the\nears but, whatever works for you.<\/font><\/font>\n<\/font>That’s\noften the opposite of what people assume is required for\ncomprehending complex metaphors, continuum physics, and developing\nnonlinear temporal dynamics that can dance like Fred Astaire, but is\nbased on the fundamental Taoist principle of logic that “Crap\nis Simple and, Therefore, You’re the Problem Dummy!”<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n Humorously,\nalthough I enjoyed reading Gary Zukav’s “Dancing Wu Li\nMasters” enough to read it twice, I already knew all the\nphysics in the book and merely enjoyed the lucid way he presented\nthem. The only other thing his book suggested to me was that, in some\nways, I was my own worst enemy, and it can be surprisingly helpful to\nfind ways around that problem. That was the same advice my father\nconstantly gave me growing up, as if I were Beaver Cleaver, but I\nneeded to hear the words again when dad wasn’t around, which is\nhow I got my Rainbow Warrior name. Typically being being anarchists\nwith warped senses of humor, hippies won’t tolerate five “Bobs”\namong their ranks and will give you a unique name if you don’t\npick one for yourself, but the name Wu Li has 80 different possible\nmeanings depending on the inflection and context. As far as I’m\nconcerned, it could mean you can call me anything, but don’t\ncall me late for dinner. However, when people ask what my name means\nI tell them it means, “I clutch my ideas”, because that’s\nthe message I got from Gary’s book was that, if I’m going\nto clutch my ideas, and act like Beaver Cleaver and sometimes be my\nown worst enemy, I might as well make them awesome ideas that I love\nto death and, of course, which aren’t quite so painful and\nself-defeating as some alternatives.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTaoists\nfrequently choose names that poke fun at themselves and, to\nhumorously paraphrase Bruce Lee, “You have to open your mind\nbaby, learn how to feel the vibes, set aside your own biases, try to\nchill out and find the groove and, if you don’t feel the force\nLuke, then start working on that damned problem right now! Nip it in\nthe bud, you hear me! Right this instant because, the real problem is\nthat, You’re The Problem Baby! As Master Yoda said, “Try?\nThere is no try! Do Or Do Not!” Its certainly not my damned\nchoice to make! Others can only encourage you to rise to the occasion\nbut, either you eventually manage to work that crap out on your own,\nor you’re up shit creek! And, I suppose, you’ll just have\nto learn to take “no” for an answer from yourself a\nlittle more often than you anticipated, because the magic is simply\nnot there anymore baby. However, if you happen to be persistent Grass\nHopper, you’ll eventually realize that, ironically, you only\nbecome all that much more grateful to discover that the latest pie to\nhit you square in the chin, is the same damned pie that just hit you\na hundred times before! Let me hear all you clowns say, “Thank\nyou Master Wu Li, May I Please Have Another Pie-In-The-Face!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nthe wacky humor and complex temporal dynamics are so crucial to our\nOneness Poems, because all our poems treat time the same way, as\nsimultaneously a quasi-character that assumes different roles and a\nmathematical variable, or just more bullshit, with Castaways\nillustrating some of the more attractive and easier to follow\ntemporal dynamics, making it a popular example. By treating time as\nsomehow both illusory bullshit and a quasi-character that expresses\nrudimentary emotions, our poems can collectively conflate the\nidentity of space and time, reality and illusion, in enough ways to\nintimidate a contortionist, and lend entirely new meaning to yoga.\nWhat I do is more along the lines of the algebra of nature, that’s\nnot nearly as organic or pretty as something like calculus or the\nlogic of the Vedics used in yoga, but instant karma requires\neverything in our poetry be equally organic and inorganic, and\nsignificantly humbler, less romantic, and more cartoonish, as a\nresult. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tInstant\nkarma does the same thing in our poetry observed in both humble\nquanta and an abacus, which is to maddeningly conflate the identity\nof their input and output, past and future, reality and the dream. An\nabacus doesn’t have an “enter” or “equals”\nbutton, or any equivalent function, because merely entering the\nproblem reveals the solution and, theoretically, a quantum computer\ncan sometimes spit out the answers to problems before you finish\nentering them, but I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for anyone\nto prove it. All Oneness Poetry contains what I call, "Embedded\nLogic", which includes the overall shape of the poem, the use of\nlarger fonts at times, and the use of strings of capitalized words\nthat often express the skepticism of the Peanut Gallery. Merely by\nusing a larger font, for example, you can add more meaning,\nconflating the identity of geometry and information and, combined\nwith the yin-yang dynamics, they express the particle-wave duality of\nthe poem as a multifractal equation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOneness\nPoetry and an abacus both express a humorous interpretation of John\nLennon’s famous statement, “There are no problems, only\nsolutions”, because an abacus never has a problem and, if you\never want to use an abacus, the sooner you figure that out for\nyourself the better. Likewise, nonlinear temporal dynamics are\nintrinsic to Oneness Poetry and leave the reader no choice, but to\ninterpret everything for themselves. If you notice, even the first\ntwo lines of Castaways, “It was another dark and stormy night.\nSailing away from wherever we are…”, innocently beg the\nquestion as to whether to interpret the poem literally or\nfiguratively, thus, immediately prompting the reader to either\ninterpret its incredibly vague meaning for themselves, or move on to\nthe next lines, so that the poem can ever so slightly elucidate the\nmeaning of the opening lines, by merely placing them in an\nincrementally broader and ever so slightly less vague context. And,\nas each line does so, they string the reader along, indirectly\ncompelling the reader to slow down and pay more attention to each\nsyllable and, being so vague, the lines can progressively focus the\nreader’s attention on punctuation too, as one of the few\nremaining ways of determining the cadence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nother words, our poems sometimes speaks to us as if we were children,\nand they have to talk slowly and use simple words, and make sure they\nget our attention, while other poems express frenzied infantile\nsing-song dynamics like what you might hear on the Muppet Show. The\nquasi character that the temporal dynamics introduce is the Mother of\nAll, or Great Void, who represents the four stages of life and the\nFour Seasons. Springtime is playful like a child, and a play like\nOklahoma expresses the playful creative beauty of love as\nsimultaneously representing youth, and spring tornadoes! And, thanks\nto the nonlinear temporal dynamics, Oneness Poems in general can be\ndescribed as so incredibly vague, humble, and minimalistic that they\ndon’t express any particular style whatsoever, other than\nincorporating a ton of salt-of-the-earth metaphors, and their heavy\nreliance on subtly encouraging the reader to supply their own\ninterpretation of everything. Making it equally accurate to describe\nour poems as expressions of our collective ignorance, potty humor,\nmathematics, popular culture, or the Great Void and Mother of All. Of\ncourse, since we currently have only 200 or so out of 4,430 poems,\nits impossible to provide a decent representative sample of just how\nvaried they become, but these first poems provide at least a vague\nimpression due to their recursive logic revolving around what’s\nmissing from this picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhich\nis also why our poems can express both humor and beauty in\neverything, with Castaways humorously being one of the three “Lost\nPoems” in “The Book That Can Never Be Written”,\nwhich are pornographic in Chinese. Part of the joke being that, even\nin English, the other two poems are much more erotic, and they follow\nCastaways, hinting at its secret dual identity, and an erotic\ninterpretation of “Oneness”. The three poems are normally\nnot included in the version of the Tao Te Ching that most read, but\nare required to complete the set, and Rainbow Warrior poetry\nextrapolates the poetry even further, requiring another new poem,\n“The Way of Ignorant Virtue”, at the beginning of the\ntext. All our poems play peek-a-boo with the reader in every way\nimaginable, with the rose shape of Castaways, its use of metaphors\nand cadence, never quite looking the same once you get the joke, but\nthat’s the whole point, that anything can be viewed as\nsimultaneously beautiful and a joke, and all that much more\nmeaningful and endearing, as in a toddler falling adorably on their\nbutt. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nthe shapes of these poems merely reflect their fractal mathematics\nand, thanks to their ability to express humor and beauty in\neverything, more than half the poems in this collection can be\ninterpreted differently by children and adults. For example, a child\nmight focus on the beauty and romance of Castaways and never be aware\nof its humor, because they have no idea what sex is and no way to\nmore fully appreciate the greater context of the poem. Some of the\nlines in our poetry are famous for being incredibly beautiful, yet\nequally funny when read in specific contexts, and their mathematics\ncan surprise even experts with their complex games of peek-a-boo.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nprompt the conscious mind to examine its own subconscious in\nrudimentary emotional contexts, and the naive humor of the\nsubconscious can be thought of as the innocent child of God within\neach of us. The old adage is that, “Children should be seen and\nnot heard”, and the humor of small children is often taboo in\ncompetitive cultures, while the beauty of our poems speak directly to\nour dreams, and the adult that we wish to become. Among other things,\nhumor can build resilience, with Bob Hope being famous for\nentertaining the troops, and his work is an example of how humor is\noften be treated as an occupation and, at one time, Hope had 32\nwriters on his staff, but being able to describe humor mathematically\nmeans it is about to become a science.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYogi\nBerra was a great guy according to everyone who knew him, but a sex\nsymbol he was not, thanks in part to his earthy sense of humor. In\nAsia, people commonly post quotes from Oneness Poems in prominent\nplaces, very much the same way you might hang a mirror or a sign,\nsometimes as a humorous tongue-in-cheek way to prompt people to be\nquiet, or to clean up after themselves or whatever. Our poems rely on\nthe humble simplicity and vagueness of their contents to encourage\npeople to be more humble in general, and to develop a gentle sense of\nhumor, along the same lines of Winnie the Pooh, Yogi Berra, Kermit\nthe Frog, Socrates, and Yoda of Star Wars, encouraging us all to be\nhumbler and more honest, but including much more complex adult humor\nas well, such as the existentialist humor of Stephen Wright.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nmore authentic and honest anyone becomes, the more gentle,\nspontaneous, and creative their sense of humor can become, and the\nmore authentically they can express themselves, and share more of\nthemselves with others, including sexually. Hence, the reason older\nadults sometimes nurture their childhood memories and feelings, in\norder to reclaim their personal intimacy and authenticity, and make\nthe most of their golden years. Once again, what’s missing from\nthis picture proves crucial, especially when it’s our own\npointless personal bullshit, and we can treat our poems the same way,\nby merely focusing on their symmetry, logic, and temporal dynamics,\nallowing vague words that incorporate commonly used phrases, popular\nquotes, and song lyrics to speak for themselves. While it might sound\nlike I’m exaggerating about letting my words speak for\nthemselves, there’s no other way to write this kind of poetry,\nas anyone who has ever tried has quickly discovered for themselves.\nTry as you might, its flat out impossible to make our bullshit poems\nsay anything they just don’t. Our poems can also treat the\narrow of time itself as somehow simultaneously real and illusory\nbullshit that we just make up, and what’s missing from this\npicture becomes a whole lot more compelling, once you realize that\nwhat’s missing can substitute for anything, anything at all,\nthat the picture might normally contain, including not least of all,\nthe arrow of time, making the causal and acausal, science and magic,\ndependent upon the observer and the specific context.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nif you never earn a living doing it, like Chevy Chase, learning how\nto bounce right back up again is part of what makes reaching for the\nstars all that much more noble, heroic, magical, and just plain fun,\nwith a recent study concluding that, although everyone requires some\nambition, those who also cultivate contentment tend to fare better in\nthe long run. My personal “Philosophy of Collective Ignorance”\nleverages this humble Truth for all its worth and, to paraphrase\nChief Joseph of the Nez Perce, “I shall fight my words no more\nforever!” This is what I consider my own ignorant,\n“No-Class-No-Style-No-Brainer” philosophy from the school\nof hard knocks, that for any philosophy to be worth a crap, you must\nfirst embrace your own words for all that they might have to offer.\nFind the words that speak to you personally, and make them your own,\nby setting them free, and see if they come back to you. Do that, and\nyou may learn to be still and to truly appreciate silence as golden,\nnot to mention, earn the respect of big and little kids everywhere.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\ncollective ignorance speaks for itself, and our poems don’t\nrequire me or anyone else to either defend them or even give our own\nignorant opinions, so please feel perfectly free to ignore or\ncriticize anything I write, just call me an idiot if you like, and\nplease feel free to criticize anything anybody else writes on the\nsubject, because nobody I know is willing to claim they’re\nresponsible for the bullshit! Ironically, its a huge load off my mind\nthat my own, “Bullshit Philosophy of Collective Ignorance”\ndoesn’t even require my own stupid opinions and can be written\nby a computer program that has no clue as to what the hell its\nwriting. Set your opinions free, set your words free, set your heart\nfree and, without ever leaving home, you can know the entire world,\nwhile your mind will always be free to roam the universe, or to\nlisten intently to the heart of the person in front of you. When we\nallow our words to speak for themselves, we just accept them for more\nof whatever they have to offer, and accept whatever words others\nmight prefer to use, without necessarily becoming attached to them\nourselves. In much the same way we do whenever we become poetry in\nmotion, by simply accepting more of who we are, what we are doing,\nand all that we might have to offer the world, becoming\nself-actualized in the moment, or having a senior moment, or whatever\nthe case turns out to be.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tKids\nask me about black holes and the mysterious Great Void all the time,\nwhich resemble the monsters in their closet, and they’re\ntypically disappointed when I tell them they need to work on their\nsense of humor. They would disown me altogether if I told them the\nwhole truth, that mother nature resembles a magical three year old\nmessing with your head, and bullshit logic rules the universe! Even I\nrefused to believe it myself for fifty years, because part of living\nin a magical universe, is nothing can be magical if it isn’t a\nsurprise and doesn’t express novelty in just about every way\nimaginable. Up ahead at the sign post, its the Mother of All, the\ncollective unconscious, the Twilight Zone that emerges from the Great\nVoid, where our own ignorance and stupidity can sometimes turn out to\nbe both a blessing and a curse! <\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nInfinitely\nDiverse Insane Combinations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n(Flowing\naway, still haunt us to this day!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\tUpon\nretiring from the arduous demands of a long and successful teaching\ncareer, in his more lucid moments of nostalgic Deja Vu, with a\nhaunted look in his eyes, as if suddenly possessed by the Oracle at\nDelphi, or lecturing drooling idiots falling asleep in his class\nagain, George Santayana would oft loudly proclaim to the world,\n“Those who do not remember the past are destined to repeat it!”\nRegrettably, those who remember the past are altogether too\nfrequently haunted by the past, more often than not, over the course\nof simply attempting to earn an honest living. In spite of the human\nbrain having an estimated storage capacity equal to that of the\nentire worldwide web, some of us having nearly perfect memories, and\nSantayana’s chilling reminder, still heard echoing in the\nhallowed halls, nevertheless, memory remains notoriously unreliable,\nand working memory remains the only known reliable measure of\nanyone’s career potential. Which is what you’d expect in\na flock of chickens.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNor\ndoes the evolution of animals appear to place any real emphasis on\nevery individual or species being able to accurately memorize\neverything, as if it doesn’t make much of a difference. Suggesting\nmore creative Bullshit Fuzzy Logic applies to even our own memories,\nwhen everything is Deja Vu all over again! Sooner or later, the\nidentities of time and our own memories seem to both vanish entirely\ndown the nearest rabbit hole, or toilet, and a recent study indicated\nthat exactly how reliable anybody’s memory becomes, could sometimes\nbe indistinguishable from the individual’s ability to focus on\nspecific things. FMRI brain scans have confirmed that intelligent\npeople actually think less, simply adding A and B to get C, and have\nmore working memory, which they often save for productive purposes,\nwhile less intelligent people with less reliable memories, tend to be\nmore creative and, to some extent, how intelligent you are reflects\nhow much working memory you have, but a wide variety of things, such\nas air-pollution, have proven to dramatically impact our IQ,\nsuggesting that even how smart we are still remains context\ndependent, and people can sometime have both a "Home Advantage"\nand a "Home Team Advantage".<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBizarrely,\nBabylonians demand the same governments and corporations they call\nevil lie to them for their own protection, then shove crap down the\nthroats of their children for a dozen years in school, suppressing\nthe inherent creativity of half their students, in the hope of making\nmore money, even as the whole world falls apart. Today, its\ntheoretically possible to directly implant memories into the brain,\nand create your own mental clones, and you could vaccinate them all\nat the same time, at considerable savings. Ironically, a lot of my\nfriends are self-taught, with one friend whose wife divorced him\nbecause, with only a high school education, he made more money fixing\nup used cars and selling them, than she could with a Phd, and was\nsmarter than she was, and could not care less how smart other people\nthought he was, wasn’t interested in making a lot of money, and would\ndrink a beer with anyone, or build a house, computer, fix your\nwashing machine, or whatever. Obviously, people have more working\nmemory than a chicken, and are more aware, but birds and other\nanimals have their own local accents, and sometimes sing simply\nbecause they enjoy singing. Mated wrens will hold long concerts,\nsynchronizing their voices, and trading the lead back and forth like\nvirtuosos.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRather\nthan appearing interested in promoting Voluntary Genocide, in the\nname of growth and progress, analog mama nature appears to favor\ncreativity over productivity, like any three year old would,\nsupporting greater diversity, with ecologies tending to exploit every\navailable energy source which, in turn, promotes greater resilience\nand productivity for the ecosystem as a whole. Contrary to classical\ntheories of evolution, without diversity, survival of the fittest\nbecomes a joke in bad taste, along the lines of the, "Omega Man"\nin science fiction, who was the last surviving human, and could\ndeclare himself the All-Time-Winner! Biologists have discovered that\nclassical theories of evolution fail to account for the collective\nbehavior of plants and animals. A recent examination of evolution\nconcluded that diversity increases with higher elevations, where the\ntemperature is apparently "just right" to support greater\ncomplexity, and faster evolution. Note that this doesn’t mean\nevolution is merely driven by temperature, but that temperature plays\na fundamental role in determining the complexity of both organic and\ninorganic matter, just as size and other things make a difference in\nhow complex an organism becomes, and indicates the earth is just the\nright size, temperature, and complexity for our evolution.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAssuming\na universal recursion, it would indicate that there are four\nrudimentary subtypes of environments, which produce Gaia, and the\ncomplexity of the earth itself appears to increase the further away\nfrom the core you go, as if the earth progressively trades energy for\ninformation, and has four biospheres. Displaying more synergy and\nemergent effects, and also trading efficiency for accuracy. Some\nmight object that the core of the earth doesn’t remotely resemble\norganic life as we know it, but neither does the salt in our blood,\nyet its vital for our survival. The earth’s ecology as a whole, or\nGaia, can be considered a living organism that regulates its own\nbodily functions, and laughs at our infantile pretensions of ever\nconquering the world, much less, mama nature. Kill or enslave nature,\nand you kill and enslave yourself, while mama nature laughs at just\nhow cleaver you are, and finds someone new to play with.\nAdditionally, suggesting that humanity may have evolved, due to\nGaia’s overall environment itself, having matured and finally become\ncreative, efficient, diverse, and harmonious enough, to support the\nevolution of intelligent life. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEven\nour evolutionary theories are beginning to contradict classic logic,\nsupporting contextual views that academia vehemently rejects, and\nthis particular new discovery can be used to document how modern\nacademia is still suppressing the development of alternatives to\nclassic logic and metaphysics, cannot be trusted with the development\nof linguistic analysis, and is not a sustainable institution\naccording to their own standards. That’s not to suggest that academia\ncan’t change but, more often than you might think, change in academia\nis only possible when it comes from without, as Socrates, Galileo,\nand Lao Tzu all established the hard way. While, I’m hoping to speed\nup the process of change, by automating their ongoing insanity, and\nteaching even the banks and international cartels the meaning of,\n"Instant Karma’s Gonna Getcha Baby!" Normally, I avoid\nmainstream nonsense and politics like the plague, and writing down\nanalog logic for insane Babylonians, has never been one of my\nlifelong ambitions but, they’re going to kill us all, if somebody\ndoesn’t give them all the analog logic they could possibly desire,\nall at once!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBullshit\nFuzzy Logic appears to be similarly composed of infinitely diverse\ninsane combinations, that only a three year old can fully appreciate,\nsuggesting toddlers were the original inspiration for the Star Trek\nVulcan philosophy of IDIC, or infinite diversity in infinite\ncombinations. No doubt, Vulcan toddlers were also the inspiration for\ncountless meditation techniques, and the widespread adoption a\ndispassionate philosophy of logic. Its as if Bullshit Fuzzy Logic\nwere playfully growing and adapting, right along with humanity’s\nexpanding awareness or, possibly, it resembles an enormous jig-saw\npuzzle we can never hope to finish assembling, but one which\nperiodically reveals sweeping new insights, that change how we view\neverything. A “Bullshit Theory of Everything and Nothing”\nwould therefore have to be every bit as simple and humble as it is\nelegant and complex, ironically making it four times more complex\noverall, than traditional causal metaphysics. And, as a result, flat\nout impossible for people to assemble enough of the pieces of the\npuzzle, in order to work out the complete metaphoric systems logic\nor, "The Untold Story of the Redemption of Goldilocks",\nuntil the invention of modern computers. The Chinese sometimes call\nit, "The Book That Can Never Be Written" and, my best guess\nis its around twenty thousand pages long, and enough to make anyone\nlose their religion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tVirtual\nparticles and black holes have a love\/hate relationship, both adoring\nand abhorring a vacuum, ensuring that nothing from nothing ain’t\nnothin’ in a Goldilocks-Murphy Wonderland, and what’s\nmissing from this picture, can more often make all the difference in\nthe world. Both logic and pattern matching depend upon symmetry and,\nas tacky as they most certainly are, cartoonish yin-yangy\npush-me-pull-you-run-in-circles-screaming-and-shouting dynamics, that\nevery toddler and puppy dog adore, eliminate the worst possible\nextremes and, additionally, empower us to sometimes view even the\nforces of nature as expressing a playful, or social act, as if the\nuniverse itself is alive and aware, and the walls might occasionally\ntalk. Everything ultimately being random or inconceivable, means\neverything can be viewed as simultaneously expressing both social and\nanti-social, vaguely organic and explicitly mechanical behavior, as\nif the two form a spectrum. Gas becomes liquid, which transforms into\na solid, and then a plasma, expressing not only a spectrum, but the\nvague and explicit extremes of particle-wave duality, progressively\nconflating the identities of their own collective geometry and\ndynamics, energy and information, and indicating that causal\nexplanations, must inevitably yield to more vague systems logic,\ncapable of placing any causal explanation in broader contexts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHit\nyour thumb with a hammer, and its common enough to treat the hammer\nas if it were being anti-social and, likewise, our own reactionary\nbehavior can be viewed as more mechanical, mindless, and anti-social,\nbut the specific situation is what determines whether we perceive\nhammers to actually have a life of their own, or only take on a life\nof their own because complete idiots use them. The very cells of our\nbodies protest the abuse, are extremely familiar with Three Stooges\nslapstick and, sometimes, insist on deciding for themselves how to\nreact. To some extent, whether we perceive anything to be\nparticularly organic or social just depends on our proximity, the\nscales involved, and our familiarity with them and, for example, a\nsmall child might insist their toy doll is alive and extremely\nsocial, while the earth progressively appears to be a lifeless\ndimensionless point from far away, and a lifeless barren rock deep\nunderground. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTransforming\nPlato’s allegory of the cave into a comedy, along the lines of\nSteve Martin’s "The Jerk", where he attempts to trade his\nmuch beloved Pet Rocks for food, but everyone he runs into asks if he\nwas born and raised in a barn and, then, merely laughs when he\nreplies, "What’s a barn?" Plato suggested cavemen needed to\nabandon their caves, expand their horizons, and join the modern\nworld, but lottery winners commonly complain that winning the lottery\nruined their lives. The number of self-contained bomb shelters under\nconstruction has more than doubled in the last decade alone, and I\nknow people who live in caves just to avoid PT Barnum’s Freak Show,\nand intellectual Three Stooges like Plato, still burning books and\nglorifying the same mindless mob, hellbent on storming the palace\nwith knives and pitch forks, to this very day. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAssuming\n42 is as good as it gets and all of our words, concepts, and theories\nprove to be based on meaningless gibberish in the final analysis,\nthen Relativity and Newtonian mechanics provide the more explicitly\nanti-social mechanical perspectives, which have also turned out to be\nexplicitly tautological and self-contradictory in specific ways,\nwhile fuzzy logic, thermodynamics, and quantum mechanics are all ad\nhoc theories, which describe the vaguely organic, more social, and\nless easily identifiable aspects of life. Laughter and being tickled\nare frequently considered simultaneously pleasant and unpleasant,\nsocial and anti-social, and playful and contentious, due to the\nspecific context determining which is which. Obviously people seldom\nreally believe hammers have a life of their own, but storing more\nthan one memory of a location or event, with distinctly different\nemotional reactions, empowers our neurons to decide just how\nimportant those memories might be for future reference, and our\nemotions don’t necessarily draw distinctions between what is organic\nand inorganic. If you are foolish enough to throw a hammer down and\nbreak your big toe, your neurons know its something you’ll never\nforget, and are merely relying on lowbrow slapstick as the default\ndecision making process. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLikewise,\npeople are not limited to thinking, feeling, or doing just one thing\nat a time and, depending on the situation, counting numbers on your\nfingers, laughing, or tickling someone can all be considered\nsimultaneously a mechanical and organic, social and anti-social\nbehavior, and a playful and contentious act. Notably, chimpanzees can\neffortlessly memorize the random order of up to nine objects flashed\non a screen, while we cannot. Memory and logic, humor and awareness,\nall appear to exchange identities, while parallel processing can\neasily substitute for a lack of memory, and vice versa, suggesting\nthat time and memory, the vague and explicit, playful and\ncontentious, are key to understanding the differences between our\nconscious and unconscious minds, with our subconscious mind more\nplayfully occupying the present and grasping more of the magic of the\nBig Picture. To some modest extent, each of us creates our own local\nreality and awareness within the vast sea of awareness and dreams,\nwhich Karl Jung famously described as the “Collective\nUnconscious”. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tJung\nwas a romantic westerner, and an academic with an institutionally\nstunted sense of humor, nonetheless, 42 being as good as it gets,\ninfers the Collective Unconscious must also express a conspicuously\nnaive, and frequently infantile, salt-of-the-earth sense of humor\nresembling that of Yogi Berra on a good day and, by default, all of\nhumanity shares the same inclusive sense of humor, that everything\norganizes around. Many claim Yogi was from a different planet,\nhowever, my own research indicates it was just another playground,\ninside his head, but in a different dimension, not of sight and\nsound. Logic is exclusive, and humor can be more playful and\ninclusive, while the fact that we have a conscious mind, and can\nperceive the existence of the Collective Unconscious at all, and that\nhumor can sometimes make more sense than logic, can all be attributed\nto our mortal fallibility, an expression of our particle-wave\nduality, and 42 being as good as it gets. Beyond mere speculation in\nthe back alleys of Vaudeville, it is now quite possible to quantify\nhumor, and establish the existence of the Collective Unconscious, and\nthe innate sense of humor that all of nature shares, thanks to\neverything expressing a universal recursion in the principle of\nidentity. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\na Goldilocks-Murphy universe, everybody has to choose what to believe\nfor themselves, so I choose to believe that, on the playground of\nlife, "We’re All Big Kids and Kids Are Great!" Everybody I\nknow who believes in instant karma agrees that Sting said it best\nwhen he sang, “We Are Spirits In the Material World”,\nwhere our journey can be never-ending, that is, right up until you\nland on your ass! Reluctant to ever leave NeverNever Land himself,\nSting is known for being a real trooper, and for having a small army\nof kids of his own, and will be the first to tell anyone that being a\nspirit in the material world means no pain, no gain, when random\nenergy can normally be thought of as flowing forward through time,\nyet, information can more often appear to flow backwards. Like\nhubcaps on a car appearing to spin backwards, when the car is\nactually moving forward. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tJung\nenigmatically described the harmony of the collective unconscious as\n“Synchronicity”, and inscrutable Asians often describe\nreality as having “Suchness” or “Isness”,\nwhile energy produces random, indeterminate, or creative noise and\nentropy. Crucially, information introduces everything else including\nnormalization, symmetry, balance, fidelity, complexity, syntropy, and\nany distinctions we make between what makes sense and doesn’t.\nThe particle-like behavior of quanta resembles wearing a blindfold\nand throwing darts at a dart board, or flipping a coin, explicitly\ndisplaying random energy, while their wave-like manifestation\nsupplies equally vague information, very much like hubcaps spinning\nbackwards, or a Russian Kachina doll begging the question of what\ngoes inside it, and exactly what are energy and information?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFinnish\nresearchers were the first to construct an autonomous version of\nMaxwell’s Demon, which sorts electrons according to their\ncharges, but without expending any energy in the process, or having\nto be told what to do. Its as if the physicists had used a microscope\nand tweezers, to quickly cobble together an otherwise quite humble\nsteampunk copper transistor, waved a magic wand over it and shouted\n“Abracadabra”, empowering their transistor to convince\nnormally unruly electrons to stop fighting amongst themselves, and to\nmake themselves more productive, by sorting out their own damned\ndifferences for a change. Their transistor resembles a famous Disney\nanimation from "Beauty and the Beast", of household mops\nand brooms dancing around on their own and cleaning the house. Of\ncourse, it doesn’t produce perpetual motion or free energy,\nnonetheless, what it provides is a stark demonstration of how the\nidentity of what is energy and information, random and orderly, can\nbecome context dependent, and how time can be viewed as flowing\nbackwards to normalize a metaphysical extreme. Thanks to 42 being as\ngood as any other explanation, their circuit has to work in order to\nensure that nothing ever quite makes perfect sense and, inexplicably,\nthe inability to clearly distinguish between what is energy and\ninformation, random and orderly, somehow makes it work more\nefficiently.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTheir\nelectrons behave similar to photons, which convey energy and\ninformation with perfect fidelity and 100% efficiency, implying the\nspeed of light in a vacuum isn’t a measure of the limitations of\nphotons themselves, but a measure of the size and magnitude of the\nuniverse, and the limits of what it is possible to convey to any\nobserver. It appears the reason light always moves at the same speed\nin a vacuum is because, from a human perspective, photons are all but\nindistinguishable from the vacuum of space itself, and can only be\nmeasured when absorbed by matter. Which makes Rindler Horizons\nequivalent to burying your nose in the bark of a specific tree, and\nthe only way to make more sense out of them is to adopt systems\nlogic, and to stop praying to the Gods of classic logic for all the\nanswers, and start paying more attention to what’s missing from this\npicture…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\ngeneral, the more energy a system contains, the more information it\ncan convey, but the overall information of the system always remains\nfar greater than any mere sum of its parts, because energy and\ninformation are interchangeable, and context dependent for their\nidentity. Its possible to think of the vacuum of space itself as pure\nenergy and information, since a perfect vacuum is impossible, and a\nvacuum will always emit virtual particles. The opposite is also true,\nand a perfect or ideal mass can be considered impossible as well,\nexplaining the event horizon of black holes, with everything in the\nuniverse slowly decaying back into the sea of virtual particles,\nwhich can be viewed as making it all possible. A recent experiment\nindicated that the weak force, or radioactive decay, may be mediated\nby virtual particles and, at close to the speed of light, even the\nnearly empty vacuum of space is equivalent to hitting a radioactive\nbrick wall, but its still up to you to decide what is an empty\nvacuum, too hot or too cold, virtual or real. The greater accuracy\nafforded by utilizing much more explicit and assertive mechanics,\nappears to be traded for the humble efficiency and enhanced\ncreativity of conveying vague information, while thermodynamics are\nconflating the identities of space and time. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAmong\nother things, it means the Pale Buddha was wrong, but he certainly\nwasn’t alone in believing that the past is only a memory, the future\nonly a dream. Instead of life being quite so simple, everything\nresembles the initial creative impetus of the Big Bang, as well as a\ndestructive Big Crunch, making both knowledge and the past inherently\ncreative, with our memories constantly changing, and the past never\nquite being the same again. Causality itself appears to express\nparticle-wave duality, making it self-organizing instead of merely\ncausal, and photons display this same behavior in the double-slit\nexperiment, by only becoming super-positioned in pairs, even if you\nuse three or more slits. As I explain as I go along, they conflate\nthe identities of space and time, syntropy and entropy, random and\nfated, local and nonlocal, energy and information, united and\ndivided, finite and infinite, context and content. Essentially,\nphotons are so humble, and outrageously efficient, that their\nefficiency prevents more than two of them from ever being in\nsuperposition, unless they occupy something like the Big Bang or a\nQuark Gluon Soup, hot enough to further conflate the identities of\nspace and time, and empower photons to occupy a higher energy state. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEnergy\nand information are progressively turning out to be interchangeable\nand, in order for us to accept reality, we must first be willing to\nembrace the dream. Particle-wave duality appears to determine how\naccurate and efficient anything we observe becomes, even on\nmacroscopic scales, making everything ultimately background\ndependent. Contrary to conventional wisdom, which is rapidly proving\nto be wrong in every way imaginable, the past can change measurably\nat extreme scales and magnitudes, with the Quantum Zeno Effect being\nan example I’ll cover in a minute, while the evidence for photons\nresisting superposition, suggests it should be possible to measure\nthe effect, in a wide variety of ways, at any temperature. It also\nmeans classic logic and physics, and even Feynman diagrams, are all\ngross over-simplifications, at least four times less complex than\nwhat we really need, and the simple way to end all the confusion\nstill driving the entire world down the toilet today, is to\nextrapolate on them, and confront modern science with its own abject\nfailure, to embrace the humor in life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tZeno’s\nphilosophy was popular for hundreds of years, and consistently drew\nlarge crowds looking for a little fun but, no matter how good he was\nwith an audience back in the day, he wouldn’t last five minutes on a\nVaudeville stage today, and his arguments contradict the evidence of\nRelativity, quantum mechanics, and calculus, because time is not a\nstupid machine that obeys classic logic, and conventional wisdom is\ngarbage so, of course, I tell people to, "Get Over It Already!"\nHalf the damned planet has insisted since the dawn of agriculture\nthat time is not a stupid machine you can windup and calibrate in HG\nWell’s basement, and even Newton knew something was fundamentally\nwrong with his theory of motion, but he had neither the mathematics\nnor the technology to investigate further. Modern science might as\nwell debate whether they have shoved their heads in the sand further\nthan the next guy and, among all the other groups slowly coming round\nto the dawning realization of the situation, that ALL THEIR\nMETAPHYSICS ARE GARBAGE for examining the Big Picture, Information\ntheory encountered the same issue, upon discovering a flat out\ncontradiction in the categories they use for different types of\ninformation. Butt, its the simple shit that always gets you and,\nunderstandably, researchers remain reluctant to seriously attempt to\nprove that they are all full of crap, and 42 is as good as it gets.\nSince they’re still being paid to insist their own contradictions\nmake more sense than anyone else’s, and academics struggle to laugh\nand use a dictionary, its best just to humor them. Their families may\ndepend on their income.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAfter\ndigging deep to get the real dirt, many archaeologists and\nanthropologists have come to believe, human languages evolved so\npeople could tell lies and bullshit more often, while the inventions\nof beer and arithmetic are what made modern civilization possible!\nAmong animals, dogs also seem to uniquely comprehend our lies and\nbullshit, and are quite capable of lying themselves. Explaining why\nthey have evolved alongside humanity, and are widely considered man’s\nbest friend, yet are never to be trusted around food. For the most\npart, the only mathematics anyone has ever had to work with, since\nthe dawn of agriculture, all assume time is some sort of Rube\nGoldberg device and, today, they’re all based on 2,000 year old\nmetaphysics, that have been integrated into countless cultures, make\na lot of money, and explicitly reject any alternatives. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThese\nhave been systematically abused, by the wealthy and the mainstream,\nto suppress any evidence to the contrary, and to suppress the\ndevelopment of the required linguistic analysis and mathematics, to\nmake more sense out of their own Three Stooges slapstick, which\nenforces see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Galileo could have\nbeen imprisoned as a debtor, when the faculty cut his budget. The\nidiots can protest all they want, but Three Stooges slapstick is\nrather easy to document, especially when money is involved, and they\nmight as well spit in the wind. All of the formal logics, including\nAristotelian, assume time is some sort of machine, because it makes\nmoney to assume time makes some sort of sense and, of course, nobody\nhas had any really worthwhile alternatives. You could say, in Babylon\nthe money always takes on a life of its own, precisely because\neveryone treats time like a money making machine, and instant karma’s\ngonna getcha every time baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNevertheless,\nall of that is about to change, once we finally have the mathematics,\nroughly four times more complex, which will make it possible to\nautomate instant karma, and leverage more of the magic of the\nuniverse on a daily basis, to help save the planet, starting\nyesterday. And, to salvage what little is left of humanity’s dignity\non the playground of life. People can make all the outrageous claims\nthey want about magic or karma but, for example, the sociological\nevidence suggests that it is now common knowledge, that the easiest\nway to live longer is to pay it forward more often. Entire economies\nhave been documented among poor communities, where everyone struggles\nto pay it forward to each other, fully aware that it will extend\ntheir lives, and actually giving them a little something extra in the\nway of social benefits, can improve their health if they use it to\npay it forward. Once, an old woman practically drag me off the\nstreets, seeing that I was homeless, just so she could give me a cup\nof tea, which was all she could afford. The elderly will often donate\nmore to charity, frequently calculating exactly how much they believe\nit will cost to live noticeably longer, while those raised in\nextended families show similar benefits, lending new meaning to "We\nAre A Family!" Some are now suggesting that humans, and other\nanimals such as elephants, live longer because their elderly provide\nvital support for the next generation, with grandparents being famous\nfor spoiling their grandchildren. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPart\nof paying it forward is creating a network of people, who keep each\nother more honest, and inspire one another to perform greater deeds,\nand instant karma can be considered part of the world economy that,\nthus far, has mysteriously escaped the attention of academics, the\nbanks, and Wall Street, but is about to be automated, with\nunpredictable results. Even the current accepted Game Theory\nillustrates how businesses thrive by paying it forward, not only\nproviding good services and prices, but by being friendly, and making\na personal connection with their customers and business partners.\nKarma is all about the customer being right, and giving customers\nmore choices, by incorporating more humor, if that’s what customers\nwant. Playground lynch mobs will attack anything, but are as dumb as\na bag of rocks, making automating instant karma an easy way to\ndiscourage their mindless nonsense, while promoting greater harmony,\nwhich can be considered the magic of life itself and instant karma in\naction. The One Greater Truth being that the truth may only be\nshared, ensuring the good guys win more often, and the meek shall\ninevitably inherit the playground, whether any damned objects or not!\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhile\nthat might sound like a child’s fantasy, existence itself can be\nconsidered a gift from out of the blue, something nobody ever did a\ndamned thing to deserve, and yet another miracle to believe in, that\nensures everyone always pays it forward in the end, or pays the\nprice! The idea that life is merely a dog-eat-dog affair contradicts\nall the evidence, that humanity hasn’t killed themselves yet and, if\nits merely a choice between pointless nightmares and infantile\nfantasies, I’ll take fantasies any day! As I explain throughout this\nbook, the same yin-yang push-pull dynamics that empower quanta to\nteleport all over the place, manifest on macroscopic scales in\ndifferent ways, and whether you want to call it a blessing or a curse\nis up to you, but magic and karma are about to become as personal as\nit gets, when they’re integrated into all of our technology, and can\nexplain how our own immune and reproductive systems work. Personally,\nI’m hoping to use magic words to teach academics how to use\ndictionaries, but I’m not very optimistic. Contrary to popular\nopinion, time isn’t a stupid machine, and magic never requires any\ndamned fool to believe in magic, anymore than humor does, and is\nsynonymous with life itself, and expresses the Butterfly Effect more\noften, than would be the case in a strictly causal universe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nvarieties of recognized formal logics can be compared to the classic\nIndian tale of, "The Seven Blind Men", all arguing that\nthere is no elephant in the room because, in the country of the\nblind, acknowledging the existence of the elephant is considered bad\nfor business. Unfortunately, the race for AI is about to destabilize\nthe entire world economy, by exposing the simple fact that all of\ntheir formal logics fall apart in predictable ways, and only\nsuperficially reflect reality, which obeys yin-yang push-pull\ndynamics, that require sharing your words and playing nice on the\nplayground. For example, as a result it should be possible to produce\na modified version of classic logic and physics, that reflects\nobservations better than Newtonian mechanics and Relativity\nthemselves, and the same is true for any formal logic or metaphysics.\nTreating time as if it were merely a machine is the equivalent of\nburying your nose in the bark of a particular tree and, although it\nmay sometimes improve your overall accuracy and make money, its at\nthe cost of efficiency, and any ability to see the forest through the\ntrees, while the evidence suggests that what we require is a\nparadoxical formulation of the Lorentz Transformation expressed as\nthe emotional-logic of Intuitionistic mathematics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tUsing\nvague metaphors such as emotional-logic, its possible to catch at\nleast a glimpse of the overall symmetry of particle-wave duality,\nwhich classic logic oh so convently excludes, and possible to\ndemonstrate how classic logic inevitably falls apart, becoming either\ngrossly inefficient, or downright counterproductive, requiring\nsystems logics to describe what remains observable. Classic logic is\nexclusive but, according to the physical evidence, classic logic\ninevitably transforms into more inclusive, vague, and even\nparadoxical metaphors, sometimes humorous ones, requiring\nemotion-logic that can incorporate time as more background and\nobserver dependent. Additionally, suggesting that Boyle’s Law\ncan be extrapolated to express both thermodynamics and the laws of\nmotion, as a broader four fold self-organizing system that displays\nparticle-wave duality, and can be formulated as dimension squeezing\nwave mechanics. I try to squeeze a lot of simplified technobabble\ninto the next several paragraphs, so bear with me. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nthermodynamics, the precision with which it is possible to change the\nstate of something, such as bringing a pot of water to a boil,\nincreases in proportion to the energy required to change its state,\nwhich is just another way to say that the more humble anything\nbecomes, or the smaller the pot of water, the more efficient but,\nalso, the less accurate and more random behavior it will exhibit.\nAtoms and molecules are commonly thought of as changing rapidly in\nrandom ways, like a cartoon speeding up the action while, on the\nother hand, we perceive our macroscopic world and even the night sky\nas much less cartoonish and changing slower, reflecting how easy it\nis for us to make meaningful distinctions. Together, the two extremes\nexpress the parallax of one and the same, vague and explicit,\nparticle-wave duality that everything in nature shares, with\ncartoonish atoms and molecules combining to create the all too real\nconcrete beneath our feet, trading one extreme for another. The issue\nis not whether it is better to be vague or explicit, but that we\nrequire both in order to make such distinctions, and the two form\ntheir own context and content, making them ultimately\nindistinguishable. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAs\nwe shift our focus to smaller and larger contexts, you could say,\neach individual constantly squeezes different dimensions of reality\nand, in wave mechanics, what is a wave and what is an amplifier, what\nis the map and what is the territory, what is the greater context and\nwhat are its humble contents, what the hell is moving and what the\nfuck is not… always remains context dependent, as does whether we\neven perceive any waves or amplifiers to exist at all. In my opinion,\nwhether everything is relative just depends on who you ask, but\nmountains can be described as both slow moving waves, or as\namplifiers that determine local weather patterns, and if you live in\nthe path of landslides your concerns are somewhat different, from\nsomeone flying overhead in an airplane and hitting turbulence unless,\nof course, your particular mountain happens to be an active volcano!\nTidal waves travel largely under the surface, and you may not even\nnotice one until it hits the shore, while rogue waves are inverted\ntidal waves that can travel for hundreds of miles above the surface\nwithout collapsing, and whether you see one coming at you as a\nblessing or a curse just depends on the observer. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ntallest known mountain in the Solar system is the 50 mile high\nOlympus Mons, so tall that it sticks right out of the Martian\natmosphere altogether, but its grade is so shallow you would have to\nuse something like marbles, in order to figure out if you are walking\nuphill or downhill. Even whether a mountain exists at all, depends on\nthe observer and, from the point of view of an astronaut in orbit,\nthey all move faster than a speeding bullet. Every territory provides\nits own thermodynamic maps and, for example, a pot in which you boil\nwater will, in turn, eventually boil in the heart of a star, as the\nbroader context demands ever greater expanding contexts, which we\nmere mortals can perceive as expressing the overlapping symmetries,\nof four infantile root metaphors and rudimentary fractal patterns,\nwhich are repeated over vast scales and magnitudes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tGoldilocks\nruling the universe means that, for all practical purposes,\neverything has a changing symmetry, a measurable temperature, and an\nunfolding story, which it shares with the rest of the universe, while\nthe temperature of space-time is “just right”, and one\nway in which the identity of energy and information, space and time,\nsymmetry and asymmetry, temperature and motion can all be conflated,\nensuring that, 42 is as good an answer as anybody’s ever gonna get.\nEverything should also express Parallax and the Butterfly Effect,\nmore often than would be the case in a metaphysical universe and,\nstatistically speaking, there should be more results in physics and\nastronomy that are “just right" and, of course, these\nshould collectively tell the story of life in a Goldilocks universe.\nSoliton waves, such as phonons and rogue waves, can express nonlinear\neffects and the resilience of complex systems and, in this life, you\ntake harmony wherever you can get it, and work with what ya got,\nwhile the story of Goldilocks is now poised to redefine Numerology\nand Astrology forever, as requiring infantile mathematical comedy.\nWave mechanics are generally much easier to work with than\nalternative models, and extremely compatible with vague metaphors,\nwhile quantum criticality experiments have already established that\nnonlinear cascade effects, or crap rolling downhill, can be quantized\nand self-organizing. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRecently,\nan experiment revealed that, contrary to long held conventional\nwisdom, introducing the right aharmonic stochastic resonance, into\nany sensor, can make it much more sensitive than eliminating noise\naltogether. Suggesting that modern physics has largely ignored analog\nlogic and nonlinear effects, in favor of their idiotic common sense.\nA car with bad shocks bouncing up and down wildly is an example of\naharmonic stochastic resonance, and the difference in performance is\nnot tiny by any stretch of the imagination. Our televisions,\ncomputers, and cellphones should all be as much as 10,000x more\nefficient and, given the opportunity, Galileo might chastise them all\nfor being complete idiots, who should have figured this kind of crap\na century ago. The newest theory of quantum thermodynamics, indicates\nthat entropy has no demonstrable meaning outside of what is useful,\nfor each observer, meaning whether we consider aharmonic stochastic\nresonance to convey noise or meaningful content, also remains\ndependent on the observer. Simply using two inputs and outputs, that\nconflate the identity of what is noise and information, you can\nleverage better Monty Carlo statistics and quantum mechanics, and\nprove that "Garbage In, Garbage Out", remains observer and\ncontext dependent, and rewrite Von Neumann as a comedy-drama, that\ntrades efficiency for accuracy, and pies-in-the-face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tComplicating\nan already awkward situation, physicists have also discovered that\nquantum information obeys negative probabilities, and thermodynamic\nstochastic probabilities, and not Shannon entropy. Hinting that\nBohr’s legacy has been to lead the charge of the entire physics\ncommunity down the prime rose path to an enormous pie-in-the-face, in\njust about every way imaginable, and I can’t wait to see the\nexpressions on their faces when they figure it out, because its not\neven remotely like the way they’ve been trained to think, and\nI’ve anticipated this day for decades… With any luck, I’m hoping\nsome of the idiots will read this, become incensed, then gag on their\nown crap when the truth comes out. Until then, it also means Boyle’s\nLaw should express the symmetry of the four infantile root metaphors,\nor subsets of emotional-logic, that can be used to describe how the\nstrong equivalences, of General Relativity, humorously transform into\nincredibly vague Bullshit Fuzzy Logic, displaying both organic and\nmechanical behavior and, ironically, making more sense out of quantum\nmechanics, and the Simultaneity Paradox of Relativity, as both\nreflecting our own mortal fallibility. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThat’s\na lot of technobabble, but it Boyle’s down to essentially, “I\nstink, therefore I am a miracle of life, while Descartes did some of\nhis best thinking on the toilet!” As absurd as that might\nsound, and easy to dismiss as entirely meaningless, what this entire\nbook carefully illustrates, in great detail, with its Bullshit Fuzzy\nLogic and incredibly vague cloying metaphors, is how a context\nwithout any meaningful content is a demonstrable contradiction. You\ncan protest all you want and claim that some things are entirely\nmeaningless but, the harder you protest, the more meaning you lend\nanything, and the more frequently the greater context, in any given\nsituation, will determine the identity of its own contents, often in\nthe form of a cheerful pie-in-the-face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\ncentury of empirical evidence all indicates that modern science is\nabout to destroy modern science, possibly with the latest and\ngreatest technology they invent, while protesting the entire time\nthat jokes, dictionaries, and magic are all meaningless nonsense, and\nonly logic and reason can save us from ourselves. Which is also why\neverything on the smallest and largest of scales can be considered\nself-organizing around what’s missing from this picture.\nIncluding the ongoing stupidity of the physics community which,\nnonetheless, should eventually redefine the modern sciences by\nstatistically establishing that, despite centuries of evidence to\ncontrary, "In a Goldilocks universe, shit happens and crap rolls\ndownhill, but only because the most interesting things always grow\nout of manure…"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAny\nclaims that God has no sense of humor, or that life is entirely\nmeaningless, are now being challenged by a century of discoveries, in\nboth the physical and cognitive sciences, whether they wanna\nchallenge them or not! One electron is entirely random, while a few\ntrillion of them are incredibly predictable, and the two extremes\ncombined express the harmony of the paradox of our existence, shit\nhappening, synchronicity, or what physicists call quantum\nentanglement: Where futures past converge within the all encompassing\nnexus, of the timeless ever present moment, and what happens in Vegas\nstays in Vegas, which usually only lasts about 30 seconds if you are\nlucky anyway, and is never to be confused with a senior moment.\nEinstein famously said, “Imagination is more important than\nknowledge” and, ironically, shit always happening is why\nimagination remains oh so much more important, thus, ensuring both\nthe reproduction of the species, and that wonder remains the\nbeginning of all wisdom. Whenever our lives might become totally\noverwhelming, and nothing seems to make a damned bit of sense, what\nwe do not know and cannot know can easily garner all of our remaining\nattention and, much more frequently, can make all the difference in\nthe world, especially when examining the Big Picture, whenever the\nlight bulb suddenly comes on, or not, while photons provide one of\nthe better documented examples in physics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPhotons\nquantum tunnel in under two atto-seconds, or billionths of billionths\nof a second, and are almost instantly absorbed and emitted by\nelectrons, but photons have no discernible identity of their own, and\nare merely identified by their mysterious ability to convey energy\nand information, faster than anything else, and with perfect fidelity\nand efficiency. As if photons were actually the invisible messengers\nof the Gods, or the Road Runner that no camera or coyote can capture.\nField Theory describes them as incredibly vague ripples in “fields”\nrelated to Einstein’s rubber sheets, but if either the fields\nor the photons have any properties of their own, independent of the\nenergy and information they convey, nobody has been able to measure\nthem. Mathematically speaking, photons appear to experience\nisomorphic space-time, where neither time nor distance has any\nmeaning, making photons a humanly inconceivable mathematical\nabstraction, as if they represent Platonic Ideals, while space-time\nitself is the exact opposite, and has a temperature, and is expanding\nWillie Nellie, like a four dimensional pot of boiling water, but\nnobody has ever directly measured the Elysian Fields of Dreams,\nvirtual particles, or any properties of photons themselves, and the\ntemperature of space-time is not what the Standard Theory suggests…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\ngeneral, the more humble anything becomes, the more hollow, tiny,\nround, featureless, characterless, bland, tasteless, dull, trivial,\ninsignificant, out of style, easily overlooked, easily lost, easily\ndismissed, and just as quickly forgotten, the more efficient anything\ncan become at conveying light, heat, energy, and information, which\nis also how any humble pie-in-the-face works! Enigmatic shy photons\nseem to obey Maxwell’s equations, and electromagnetism has\nproven to be proportional to temperature, which is a measure of\ncollective behavior, just as magnetism is a measure of collective\nbehavior, so you could say the circumference of a black hole’s\nevent horizon modestly describes its temperature and charge as\nproportional, or “just right” for its mass.\nUnceremoniously, the principle of identity vanishes entirely down the\ngravity well, along with any photons looking for some action in the\nnext universe, as if someone had flushed the toilet, and resembling\nthe Big Bang itself having no apparent original cause. Similarly,\nphotons are so enigmatic, that their mathematics and experiments\nimply they could possibly be indistinguishable from the same shadows\nthey cast, indicating that they’re almost entirely background or\ncontext dependent for any kind of demonstrable identity, and can\nnonsensically be described as simultaneously random and fated. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWith\nthe exception of their shared proportions, neither mass, charge,\ntemperature, nor inertia provides any sort of superior reference\npoint for how to measure each other, by international standards,\nwhile with event horizons, gravity, virtual particles, and photons,\neach observer must decide for themselves whether there is anything\nthere at all! Black holes can be considered proof that shit keeps\nhappening and crap rolls downhill, but only because the most\ninteresting things always grow out of manure. Event horizons\nthemselves have no apparent cause, because the surprises never do\nstop coming in a Goldilocks universe, where anything can be\nconsidered a humble-pie-in-the-face, and, sometimes, shit happens and\nevents may occasionally appear to justify themselves. Frequently\nthought of as the universe’s heat pumps that spread all the\nlove around, the Big Bang being just right, means you should be able\nto use a toilet for a model as well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSwearing\nthat he never did drugs, while pounding down a beer in a local bar,\nFrank Zappa famously sang, “You are what you is, and that’s\nall it tis!” Empty space isn’t totally empty, but its\nempty enough and transparent enough that, theoretically, light can\ncross the entire universe, from the Big Bang to the Big Crunch, and\nnever notice anything happened. Energy and information that never\nchange, go everywhere and nowhere conveyed by anonymous photons that\nICE is still searching for, and which accomplish everything and\nnothing over a single instant spanning all of eternity, could\npossibly be a Zen koan, politically motivated, reality TV, or\n“Particle Man”, the newest Marvel Superhero! Even\nassuming they are all red-shifted to nothing, their inertia still\nimpacts the expansion of the universe, as if they represented the\ninvisible hand of God, hiding in plain sight. However, time behaving\nrandomly, or more often appearing to flow backwards to normalize the\npast, would eliminate just such unfathomable metaphysical and\nconceptual extremes, but at the cost of everything progressively\nbecoming indeterminate, at extreme scales and magnitudes, including\nthe past and the future. For example, whether the universe ends in a\nBig Crunch or a Heat Death would remain a mystery, and the further\nour telescopes manage to peer into the universe the more organic,\nmagical, and downright inexplicable and unidentifiable everything we\nobserve should become, as if, even from above the earth’s\natmosphere, the stars are literally winking down upon us, urging us\never onward and higher, like the damned Cheshire Cat grinning and\ntwitching its tail!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhen\nabsorbed, photons become indistinguishable from the rest mass of the\nelectron because, other than being humble enough to convey energy and\ninformation from point A to point B, the photon has no known\nindependent identity of its own. If photons have an independent\nidentity, it is faster than a speeding bullet and nobody in the\nTwilight Zone can get a decent photograph of their license plates,\nwhile the gravity and inertia of massive bodies are merely identified\nas occupying the geometric center of the body, as if they were\nunidentifiable singularities, or the Finnish researchers had waved\ntheir magic wand again. The mathematics suggest photons have inertial\nmass, and not rest mass, but the rest mass of an electron is over a\nthousand times greater, and we know the math doesn’t describe\neverything, meaning that its impossible to say if photons are\nactually composed of rest mass or pure energy, since nobody has ever\nbeen able to clearly identity either photons or rest mass. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tField\ntheory remains our most useful mathematical description of them, but\nis also the most incredibly vague and abstract, and nobody can\nidentify either photons or mass clearly, with mass coming in more\nthan one quantum variety, and Relativistic Chemistry now appearing\npoised to rewrite all of the textbooks. Consequently, it is possible\nto produce photonic-matter in the laboratory that resembles both, as\nif they form a spectrum, and physicists are still discovering other\nunique forms of matter, that nobody predicted in their newly\nestablished model of 500 states of matter. To the dismay of\nphysicists everywhere, over the last few decades, it has started to\nbecome painfully obvious that mass, energy, and the entire particle\nzoo, all melt into one another like a Jackson Pollock painting, when\nphysicists would much rather prefer to play with Legos than finger\npaints, and what we require for a better perspective, is for Captain\nNemo to undertake a Fantastic Voyage, in a nanoscopic Yellow\nSubmarine, while I feel certain the French are already secretly\npreparing a ship, and soliciting volunteers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nmysterious action-at-a-distance of gravity, and the inconceivable\nevent horizon of a black hole, suddenly make a great deal more sense,\nonce you realize every single model is wrong, every single theory\nleads to a dead-end, every branch of the sciences has steadily\npainted themselves into their own distinctive corner of "Theoretical\nLimbo", with no real hope of ever reconciling their differences,\nwhile nobody can even identify humble photons or mass, with one\nphysicist I know comparing quanta to “Pixies With Attitude!”\nRecently, as if the pixies or mama nature were tweaking their noses,\nresearchers discovered that one type of quasi particle has the exact\nsame properties as an electron, and you can choose which one to call\nthe real electron, while others have shown that light can form its\nown version of matter. If light only travels at one speed in a\nvacuum, it appears that massive bodies move independently slower than\nlight, while collectively moving faster than light, indicating that\neach observer must always decide for themselves whether anything is\nrandom or fated, energy or information, because bullshit is all we\nare ever going to get in the final analysis. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tConsequently,\nthe mathematics for quantum mechanics should prove to be context\ndependent, and equally accurate and precise, whether you assume that\neverything is random or fated. Explaining why Relativity is roughly\nas accurate as quantum mechanics are precise, as the result of the\ntwo theories combined expressing particle-wave duality, and\nsuggesting that 42 is as good as it gets. Conceivably, gravity’s\nmysterious action-at-a-distance, reflects the faster than light\ncollective motions of mass and inertia, and the reason we see the\nother half of the universe accelerating away from us, faster than\nlight, is due to Dimension Squeezing causing motion to become\nprogressively indistinguishable from radiant heat, and context\ndependent for its identity, depending on how extreme the scale or\nmagnitude. Continuously emitting virtual particles, space-time itself\ninevitably becomes indistinguishable from a radioactive radiator, and\nwhat is hot and cold, local and nonlocal, context and content,\nbecomes a matter of opinion, and is enough to make Zeno give up\nphilosophy altogether, watching quanta teleport all over the place.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tGravity\nappears to conflate the identity of heat and motion, explaining why\nthe speed of light is the speed limit in a vacuum, and why absolute\nzero temperature is impossible, as simply reflecting how everything\ninevitably displays the same explicit energy, and vague information,\nof particle-wave duality. Just as absolute zero temperature is the\nexplicit lower limit for how cold anything can get, the speed of\nlight vaguely represents how hot anything can get, relative to the\nrest of the universe, while scales and magnitudes determine whether\nwe perceive anything as an independent moving body, that obeys the\narrow of time, or as raw energy that, for all practical purposes,\nmerely expresses a temperature. We can’t really imagine God\ncreating a rock so big that even he can’t pick it up and,\napparently, we cannot imagine, much less measure, anything in our\nuniverse that is either too hot or too cold, too fast or too slow,\ntoo big or too small. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOn\nan urgent mission to find new sources of Latex and Spandex, for an\nupcoming Federation Celebration, upon exploring the, as yet,\nUncharted Depths of the Disturbingly Disruptive, Deplorably\nDegenerate and, altogether too frequently, Foolishly Fatuous, and\nFraudulently Flatulent, Far Fetched Side of the Universe,\nnonetheless, even when moving at Warp 9, the USS Enterprise is just\nanother blip in the Cosmic Microwave Background on your late night TV\nscreen, so do not attempt to adjust the picture. Tone deaf,\nstarry-eyed, insomniac radio astronomers, who’re all romantics and\ndevise their own limericks, instead of attempting to sing, have\ndiscovered that the Fine Structure Constant increases slightly in one\ndirection, and decreases when they point their telescopes in the\nopposite direction, even when they’re sober! Which is quite likely\namong the first serious hints that everything inevitably displays the\nsymmetry of particle-wave duality, including the physical constants.\nAnd, that what we are documenting is a universal recursion in the\nprinciple of identity, for which the planned LISA gravity wave\ntelescope may provide much more compelling evidence…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHalf\nof everything ultimately turning out to be random, inexplicable,\nThree Stooges slapstick, just right, or composed of the Elysian\nFields of Dreams, Rubber Sheets, or Ping Pong Balls depending on who\nyou ask, means the identity of what is moving and what is actually\ncausing everything to move, what is the specific cause we can blame\nand what might be repercussions, must be conflated in extreme\nsituations. The gravity and inertia of massive bodies can therefore\nbe described as, quite possibly, explicit localized manifestations of\nthe same inexplicable ability of unidentifiable humble photons to,\nmysteriously defy the passage of time and the endless depths of\nspace, conveying energy and information with perfect fidelity and\n100% efficiency. Existence as we know it could all be done with blue\nsmoke and mirrors, or invisible pixies but, mathematically speaking\nagain, photons don’t appear to experience our universe as\nchanging unless they occupy matter, while matter doesn’t seem\nto change without the energy and information that photons convey,\nbegging the question as to whether anything is actually changing or\nfated, united or divided, unionized pixies or blue smoke and mirrors.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDue\nto all of our theories requiring higher dimensions, and photons not\nexperiencing the passage of time, or having any sort of clear\nidentity of their own, whether photons are actually moving at all, or\nthe rest of the universe revolves around photons in higher\ndimensions, becomes entirely a matter of opinion! Note that photons\nresemble common viruses, which are incredibly tiny, and biologists\nonly consider them to be alive when they occupy a living host, as if\nphotons are so humble and efficient, we can only observe them in\naction, when they pay it forward, like Don Juan Casanova, suggesting\nphotons could be composed of quantized time itself, or Elvis has left\nthe building faster than his pistols. Viruses are commonly thought of\nas diseases, but are utterly dependent on other organisms for their\nown evolution, and are also crucial to the continuing evolution of\neverything else on the planet, as if viruses are similar to photons,\nand don’t just cause sunburn, and are actually working in the\nbackground to make life as we know it possible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWater\nBears are another tiny critter, little Mighty Mites, commonly found\nworking in the background to make life as we know it possible.\nThey’re extremely resilient, and can curl up and hibernate, and even\nsurvive in the vacuum of space for short periods but, shooting them\nat targets has confirmed that they could never survive re-entry from\norbit. So, those of us with allergies can all sleep better at night,\nknowing we’re safe from an invasion of, "Exploding Bear Mites\nFrom Space!" However, when one was discovered frozen in the\nAntarctic and dated at a million years old, it started jumping around\nwhen they thawed it out, begging the question of whether a virus can\nstill be considered alive when it occupies a "Frozen Bear Mite\nFrom Space", and whether Schrodinger’s Cat requires\nrefrigeration, and a flea collar. Likewise, the extreme anonymity of\ngravity resembles that of photons which occupy space, but don’t\nexperience the passage of time, and don’t seem to possess any\nkind of clear independent spatial identity of their own, implying\ninertia may be a distortion of gravity, or folded space-time but,\npast a certain point, you just have to decide for yourself what is\nspace and what is time, hot or cold, bearable or unbearable…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCurrent\ntheories all suggest photons convey the forces of nature, but whether\nphotons themselves are actually particles, or an unrecognized force\nof nature, remains a matter of opinion, when nobody has actually\nmeasured photons themselves, and the more things change, the more\nthey stay the same, trading explicit random energy, for incredibly\nvague and implicit information because, of course, mama nature just\nloves to tease everyone. Physicists have searched for a fifth\nsuperforce that combines them or, "One Ring To Bind Them All!"\nAnd, photons appear to be a candidate, but only because nobody can\nidentify them clearly, and playing chameleon is possibly another of\nthe accomplishments of the pixies, who are currently working off\nBroadway. More importantly for the rest of us, the clearer any\ndistinctions anybody can draw between gravity and inertia, space and\ntime, energy and information, the slower and more inefficient\neverything and everyone around us becomes in specific ways, yet,\neverything still obeys the same bizarre, self-organizing and\nself-correcting, Bullshit Fuzzy Logic that, somehow, appears to\nmagically transcend space and time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAt\nthe bottom of the thermometer scale, inside the tiniest quiet pond,\nthat still remains easily observable in the laboratory, hovering at\njust a few scant degrees above absolute zero, the Quantum Zeno Effect\ncan be seen in a watched pot of entangled quanta, that will never\nboil or change in any way whatsoever, so long as you keep peeking at\nit, at just the right moment. As if God is playing peek-a-boo with\nour heads or, perhaps, time passes differently for every observer,\nand each of us occupies our own Spooky Twilight Zone Spacy-Time Zone,\nbut its so subtle hardly anybody ever notices, or nobody ever\nbelieves them. Normally, quanta never cease zipping all over the\nplace, as if playing dead is the best the pixies can manage for any\nlength of time but, due to union rules, they demand you tell them a\nbedtime story, or they won’t go to sleep. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEntangled\nquanta painfully demonstrate how time can be observed flowing\nbackwards, to normalize a metaphysical extreme, while changing the\npast measurably for even outside observers, by trading explicit\nlocalized energy, for incredibly vague information about reality as\nwe know it. The ability to stop time altogether, in a given location,\nis the ability to change the past measurably, and implies that the\nBig Picture, or the greater context in any given situation, somehow,\nultimately determines the identity of its own contents. Explaining\nwhy entangled quanta are normally so exquisitely sensitive to the\nslightest outside disturbance, as the result of their being largely\nbackground dependent, ensuring the pies-in-the-face never do stop\ncoming, and can assume infinite dimensions…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nmicron sized polystyrene bead, suspended above a heat sink by optical\ntweezers, or peepers, was used to demonstrate how time can be\nobserved flowing backwards, on macroscopic scales, suggesting that\nthe arrow of time, temperature, and efficiency, all scale along with\nthe complexity of whatever the hell is being observed. Schrodinger’s\nCat would have a better chance of being caught indiscreetly flaunting\nthe fact that it is simultaneously dead and alive, and both socially\nacceptable and unacceptable, if it were the size of a subatomic\nparticle and around absolute zero temperature, only because the\nextreme context can more easily appear to magically determine the\nidentity of its own barely measurable contents. Similar to a context\ndependent gestalt where, no matter how closely we examine anything,\nwe ourselves must always decide whether the context even has any\nmeaningful content, while the cat can be considered paradoxically\nalready dead and alive, or entangled with the universe, on vacation\nfrom reality, and grinning from ear to ear like the Cheshire Cat.\nReminding us all, that we are ever so much greater and, oh so much\nmore humble, than many among us will ever care to imagine.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAn\nanalogy would be that everything looks increasingly fractal and\npixelated at smaller scales and lower temperatures, simply because\nthere is less information to be gleaned about their individual\nidentities and, as a result, everything more conspicuously displays\nthe Two Faces of Janus, or the Face of God whom none may look upon\nand remember in all his glory. Normally, we think of objects as\nhaving fairly clear independent identities of their own, but a black\nhole is a macroscopic example of an object with a minimalistic\nidentity, with the result that its event horizon can’t even be\nlabeled as a “surface”, never requires dusting, and\nremains humanly inconceivable as anything more than a fantasy, or a\nvague abstraction, making it comparable to the Face of God. Many have\nsuggested that everything is made of black holes, but that doesn’t\nexplain any better what black holes, photons, virtual particles,\nevent horizons, or space-time is actually made of, and it doesn’t\naccount for why nothing makes any damned sense, when viewed in\nextreme contexts… Except to suggest once again, that what we are\ndocumenting is a universal recursion in the principle of identity\nand, as physicists like to say, “It’s Turtles All The Way\nDown Baby!” Dr Seuss was right all along! And, the more\ngeometric or causal our models have become on the smallest of scales,\nthe more they resemble garbage, noise, or a black hole evaporating,\nas if information itself is vanishing down the rabbit hole, and\nSchrodinger’s Cat was the Cat in the Hat all along, and secretly in\nleague with the Pixies on union business!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBlack\nholes are holes in space that don’t have a specific shape and,\nits believed, two black holes will sort of morph into one another\nlike so much invisible Jell-O poured into a four dimensional mold, or\n“The Blob That Ate NYC!” We can still say a black hole\nis more or less round, but nobody can prove it, and they could all be\nBorg Cubes for all I know while, without a clear shape or even a\nsurface, its difficult to describe black holes as being independent\nobjects, when they act more like a force of nature, created by alien\ninvaders from the ninth dimension, no doubt, as a convenient way to\nassimilate the Borg, for Latex and Spandex, they can sell on the\nblack market. If anything, its easy to see how black holes are\nlargely background dependent for their very identity, and\noutrageously efficient, just as even more enigmatic photons are 100%\nefficient. Using round wheels makes our cars go downhill faster, and\nwheels all tend to look the same, and the most boring wheels are the\nmost efficient ones but, in a black hole, wheels just slow you down,\nand photons are as fast as it gets, due to union rules again. With\nblack holes, you can measure how a given volume of space can be\ntraded for efficiency, without violating union rules. Time stops\nentirely for photons, ensuring they always reach their destination\nahead of time, and can relate to the event horizons of black holes,\nwhich embody their union motto, "What Comes Around, Goes\nAround!" Making black holes that consume mass and energy\ndifficult to ignore yet, when lost in the vast empty regions of\nspace, where its difficult to unionize, also extremely difficult to\ndetect, as they hover around the same temperature as the vacuum of\nspace itself, which is the only bullshit left available to hide\nbehind. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLost\nIn Space, Black Holes Ain’t Nothing But Mud Holes! Rather than\nfreeing up space and eliminating unwanted dead weight, black holes\nare holes without any geometry, yet they can add unwanted weight and\ntake up space. In a black hole, or a mud hole, you always have too\nmuch time and space on your hands, making them simultaneously\nsomething and nothing, quite useful and totally useless, and as\ndramatic and humble as it gets, a profound irreconcilable mystery,\nthat might inspire the nightmares and visions of dieters, sinners,\nand saints alike, and a cosmic joke of the Goldilocks Principle of\nMurphy’s Law variety. Their low entropy, or lack of clearly\nidentifiable content, causes them to resemble the monsters in our\nclosets, the same way our own shadow might creep us out or make us\nlaugh hysterically. Kids ask me about black holes all the time, but\nthey’re always disappointed when I tell them, comprehending the\nmany deeper mysteries of black holes, requires working on your sense\nof humor and, theoretically, there’s a punch line in there\nsomewhere…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMuddy\nwaters cannot hide, the spark within that cannot die, for the shadow\nyet remains but the memory of the eternal light, even in a vacuum.\n(Duh!) What ordinarily makes perfect sense, can make no damned sense\nwhatsoever when viewed in extreme metaphysical contexts, while the\nmore vague, tautological, self-contradictory, and reliant upon\nsymmetry alone, that all of our more advanced mathematics, logic,\ngeometry, and physics have become, the more outrageously efficient\nand widely applicable as well. Illustrating how energy and\ninformation constantly exchange identities, empowering the greater\ncontext to determine how efficient anything we observe becomes,\nincluding any Institutionalized Three Stooges slapstick. Quantum\nMechanics are incredibly reliable, but only for calculating quantum\nmechanics, and I wouldn’t attempt to use them for cooking dinner if\nyou’re in a hurry while, being so simple, Three Stooges slapstick can\neasily be applied to almost any situation, but always remain every\nbit as context dependent for their reliability. Particle-wave duality\ncan be considered evidence that synergy and syntropy are indivisible\nyin and yang, expressing how scales and magnitudes transform into one\nanother, sometimes dramatically… while quantum entanglement can be\ndescribed as the “Creative Harmony”, or the “Ground\nState”, of the universe’s continuing expansion, the magic\nof life itself, or what Leibniz described as the "Life-Force"\nof the universe, what more fatalistic Relativity describes as the\n"Simultaneity Paradox", and the Taoists call Wu Wei Wu and\nChi, or Chinese for, "What’s Missing From This Picture."<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNeither\na random, backwards, or fated universe makes more than the most\nsuperficial abstract sense, suggesting that the self-evident arrow of\ntime is merely what we can wrap our heads around by default and,\nagain, that the arrow of time is simply an issue of scales and\nmagnitudes. Conceivably, no different from the fact that Kansas, for\nexample, has proven to actually be the flattest place on earth, but\nthe higher we go the more our normally dull, flat, black-and-white\nappearing Kansas, and the inexorable ticking of the clock,\nprogressively reveal themselves to be just more mainstream mass media\nhype and misinformation, as colors all suddenly become brighter, and\neverything starts to look strange! For all practical purposes, we\nmight as well be the ants climbing the Empire State building, and\narguing over whether we took a wrong turn somewhere. According to the\nmathematics, the arrow of time we normally perceive could be an\nentirely local phenomena, that reflects our own mortal fallibility,\nand our inability to every make any more fucking sense, out of the\nBig Picture and, although time may occasionally appear to behave\nstrangely, normally we can only really appreciate it flowing forward.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tUp\nAhead At The Sign Post, once again its the Disturbingly Disruptive,\nDeplorably Degenerate and, Frequently, Fatuously and Fraudulently\nFlatulent Far Fetched Side of the Universe, which has its own, very\nexclusive, residential time zone. Their phone numbers are all\nunlisted, their addresses aren’t on any of your maps, a gated\ncommunity, by invitation only, return to sender, address unknown,\nwhere Rindler horizons are revealed to be singularities from another\ndimension, carelessly strung across the far flung distant horizon,\nalong with all of your luggage, Life in the Fast Lane, where instant\nnoodles just aren’t fast enough, Lost in Space, in the Land Before\nTime where the more things change, the more they stay the same,\nsomewhere in the Spooky Twilight Zone Spacy-Time Zone, Beyond The\nOtter Limits! Where, like the past and the future, everything is\nsomehow mysteriously and inexplicably related to our own zip-code,\narea-code, and spacy-time zone here on earth, but in spooky ways that\ncan defy all imagination, so do not attempt to adjust the picture.\nProviding a simple explanation, if you want to call it that, for why\nboth fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics apply to just about everything\nin existence, and why tools such as renormalization and Feynman\ndiagrams are so unreasonably effective.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTime\nis the fountain source of all the myriad good things, but time alone\ncan bring a black hole to its knees, for the time is never quite what\nthe hell you think it is, until that time rolls round again, and\ninformation appearing to flow backwards in time can be compared to\nthe “Ah Hah!” moment of recognition, or what many of my\nfriends refer to tongue-in-cheek as, “Pattern matching rules\nthe universe!”(Duh!) Whenever you might happen to finish\nassembling enough pieces to any puzzle to make more sense out of the\nBig Picture, and the light bulb finally comes on, or not. We can\nretrodict and justify our causal perspectives retrospectively, only\nbecause life really does make almost as much sense as it doesn’t,\nmaking 90% of this game half-mental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhich,\nunderstandably, might sound rather confusing to some, including Yogi\nBerra and Goldilocks themselves, but can be summed up as the laws of\nphysics reflect our own mortal fallibility, and obey the metaphor\nthat, although 42 might be as good an explanation as anyone is ever\ngoing to get, nevertheless, it still never has made a lick of sense,\nto merely assume that nothing makes any damned sense! Just because 42\nmight happen to be as good an answer as modern science fiction will\never get, doesn’t mean a better explanation doesn’t\nexist, or whatever explanations happen to work for publishers will\nsuddenly stop working. All it means that, in some situations, it can\nbecome more or less pragmatic to assume we’ll never get a\nbetter explanation, however, if life were merely a pragmatic affair,\nnobody would ever have children! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLife\nobviously requires both love and a sense of humor, so you might as\nwell laugh more often, because the greater truth is humanly\ninconceivable and, sometimes, quite painful, without both and,\nlikewise, our universe appears to be both mechanical and organic,\nmasculine and feminine, without ever having to make a damned bit of\nsense to anyone, much less, extremely confused hermaphrodites and the\nandrogynous. The greater truth, or the Face of God, is the\nself-evident truth, that progressively reveals itself to be the\ngreater context, which determines the identity of its own contents,\nsometimes in humanly incomprehensible ways, which are best left\nunknown, but which inevitably display the symmetry of a\nself-organizing systems logic, in which the truth may only be shared.\nAs if everything in existence resembles the initial creative impetus\nof the Big Bang, and is compelled to pay it forward, whether ya wanna\npay it forward, whether you want to or not, because its union rules.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tForever\nfreedom remains all of humanity’s fate, and still doesn’t come cheap,\nbecause enduring freedom can only be given away, to others first, and\ncan’t be avoided anymore than death and taxes without paying severe\npenalties so, Get Over It Already! The devil’s greatest lie was\nconvincing himself he had not become a mindless slave to his own\nmental masturbation, consisting of extreme hate and anger for\neverything, making sympathy for the devil difficult, when there’s\nnobody home but us chickens! By who you hate, by this are you truly\nknown, while freedom is never to be confused with a lynch mob of\ncompulsive liars, which are not recognized by the unions, and who can\nnever forget who it is they hate. It is the sound and the fury,\nsignifying nothing, according to the unions, for on the playground of\nlife, only we can set our minds and hearts free, by choosing to pay\nit forward sucker, knowing just how bad the alternatives can suck!\nEither you promote tolerance, or the meaningless rhetoric of lynch\nmobs, leaving the only real remaining question, just how each might\npay their union dues, and choose to pay it forward for themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEbeneezer\nScrooge need Tiny Tim every bit as much as he needed him, for only\nthey could choose to free one another from their shackles, to soar\nwith the eagles. For us to be all that we can be, each must first set\ntheir mind and heart free and, if time normally flows like a river,\nits because time alone always pays it forward suckers, ensuring that\neach must ditch any unnecessary baggage weighing them down, help one\nanother keep their heads above water, swim with the current, and go\nwith the flow more often, or pay the price, with considerable\ninterest! Stepping into the same river twice is seldom a pressing\nissue unless, of course, you are violating union rules again, and\nabout to drown in the same river twice! Our subconscious may be\ncapable of appreciating time appearing to humorously flow backwards,\nor stopping altogether, but it is our conscious mind is what we\nnormally use to make more sense out of the chaos, by focusing in upon\nthe smallest, and busiest, pond while, the symmetry and harmony,\nbetween the causal and acausal perspectives, is what actually remains\nhumanly appreciable. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIts\neasy enough to think of time as possibly flowing backwards in\nspecific ways, creating tiny tiny local eddies in the river of time,\nsuch as gravity magically holding us on the ground and magnets\ninexplicably defying gravity, without expending any energy, whenever\nwe stick a few on our refrigerator door. Such tiny eddies normally\nhave no real impact on the overall flow of the river but, whenever\ntime is viewed as more organic, eddies in time must inevitably pay it\nforward, with their collective behavior more often displaying the\nButterfly Effect, hinting that the greater context will inevitably\ndetermine its own contents, and pies-in-the-face are coming. For its\npart, inertia acts selfishly, either moving at the speed of light, or\nresisting moving as if it were a singularity, struggling to move at a\nsingle speed, or constantly attempting to move in straight lines, but\ncan be thought of as energy from the past being conveyed into the\npresent because, of course, a present without any sort of past\nwhatsoever, Makes No Fucking Sense Whatsoever, while gravity can be\nmodeled as information from the future, dramatically normalizing\ninertia in the present.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThus,\nensuring that inertia can never be too great or too small, too hot or\ntoo cold, and that nothing can ever move in either perfectly straight\nlines or perfect circle jerks, and the overall entropy, temperature,\nand inertial expansion of the universe remains just right for every\nobserver, which should also reflect the theoretical limits for data\ncompression, and union rules again. Every observer is equally\nprivileged, thank you very much and, approaching the speed of light,\nthe overall temperature of the universe would appear to be just\nright, but hotter and easier to measure accurately in front of us,\nwith our future becoming all the more certain by the moment while,\nleaving the solar system in the far flung distance behind us, our\nconnection to our past becomes increasingly tenuous, cold, vague,\nsweeping, all encompassing, ethereal, and dream-like, once over any\nspace sickness, as space-time itself slowly expands and bends around\nour ship. The earth and solar system would become increasingly vague,\nas they simultaneously shrink in the distance, yet expand to fill\nmore of our view from behind our ship. As though reluctant to allow\nus to leave them behind altogether, and pleading with us to return\nhome once again, just before our rocket-ship explodes like fireworks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNormally\nwe think of infinity as a simple horizon that blurs in the distance,\nbut a Dyson Sphere can be considered a horizon that might as well be\ninfinite, if you don’t have GPS, and are another tiny ant who took a\nwrong turn somewhere. Examining either the Big Picture or the Little\nPicture, our universe appears to have at least four dimensions, which\nmeans that gravity’s magical dancing-action-at-a-distance with\ninertia, and the existence of particle-wave duality, can also be\nthought of as quantized versions of staring into infinity and hearing\nthe heavily choir sing. Where there are always more complex questions\nto be asked than coherent answers, which are all deeply and profound\nmeaningful questions, such as, "What the hell was that?"\nand everything else blurs into a complex multifractal, representing\nwhat remains humanly appreciable, the more details you add. It turns\nout that Pi, or the Golden Ratio, isn’t totally random after all, and\nexpresses just such a multidimensional multifractal equation,\nsuggesting that Pi-R-Squared in higher dimensions, and the Golden\nRatio is "just right" for Life, the Universe, and\nEverything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nUmbral Moonshine Conjecture has been established, making it\ntheoretically possible to measure infinity in the real world, and a\nuniversal recursion in the principle of identity would ensure that,\ninexplicably, everything they measure, including any mathematics they\ncare to use, will eventually turn out to be infinite in some regard.\nThe Big Bang and Dark Energy can be thought of as staring into\ninfinity in four or more dimensions, and not necessarily representing\nthe actual origin of the universe but, rather, simply the limits of\nour own mortal fallibility, and just how stupid our questions can\nbecome. We can’t imagine a universe that didn’t have a\nbeginning, and makes no damned sense, but we also can’t imagine\neternity, or what might have come before the origin of time, as\nanything more than a vague abstraction so, of course, mama nature\ngenerously offers us our choice. Fairytale stories all go something\nlike, "It was Long, Long Ago, in a Galaxy Far, Far Away, in the\nLand Before Time", where Yogi Berra’s originally from, and where\ncosmologists can still earn a living to this day by quantifying how\nmany angels can dance on the head of a pin, but with the precision of\nquantum mechanics, assuming someone has already told them the stories\nof Goldilocks, Murphy, and Stone Soup.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPast\na certain point, each observer must simply decide for themselves\nwhether anything they observe has any real damned meaning, and\nparticle-wave duality can be thought of as expressing the limits of\nhuman comprehension and awareness where, inevitably, we have no\nchoice but to either laugh or take everything on faith alone or,\naccording to union rules, run in circles screaming, "The Sky Is\nFalling!" The universe expressing particle-wave duality in\neverything, can also be compared to the delightful laughter of God\nechoing in the void, or the harmony, music, humor, and beauty of\nnature and the Collective Unconscious. The One Truth which never\nfails to lend everything meaning, precisely because it is the\nself-evident truth, which is so humble widely recognized by the\nunions, it can only be shared.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\nmost practical purposes, information flowing backwards in time, can\nbe considered merely another easy way in which to make more sense out\nof unions, and the chaos that can ensue, whenever the principle of\nidentity suddenly vanishes down the nearest convenient rabbit hole,\nor toilet of your personal preference. Of course, due to everything\nexpressing particle-wave duality which, once again, is evident in the\ncollective unionized behavior of mass and energy. The humble\nefficiency of gravity is what makes the elegant simplicity of a\nrainbow possible and, like a rainbow in the sky, particle-wave\nduality can often be appreciated as yet another union reminder of the\nmany splendors of nature, and that we can always focus on reality,\nbut reality only has meaning within the broader context of sharing\nour dreams as part of humanity, and the ever greater unionized\nuniverse, while the two will occasionally appear to transform into\none another, as if by magic or, sometimes, just don’t go there, due\nto inclimate weather.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCaptivated\nonce again, upon peering intently into the brumous cryptic depths of\nthe ever flocculent evanescent, Milky Way Galaxy, brilliantly\nilluminating the entire night sky, a lucky few amongst us may\nliterally become “One” with the universe, and boldly go\nwhere none has gone before, whilst falling on our ass reminds us in\nno uncertain terms, that we still have to decide for ourselves what\nthat means, if anything… or not. But, some may decide it means they\nneed to ask the cook to make them "One With Everything".\nTheoretically, everything in existence should express an outrageously\ncomplex multidimensional four and five fold multifractal symmetry, or\nasymmetrical-symmetry, resembling a sphincter, that makes the\nCheshire Cat go cross-eyed, and which is currently being documented\nin condensed matter physics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPhase\ntransitions, such as a pot of boiling water and diarrhea, appear to\nrequire symmetry between long and short range forces, while nonlinear\neffects have been observed when bombarding samples with extreme\nfrequencies of light. This is crucial to making significant progress\nin ongoing attempts by the military to develop diapers with lasers,\nthat can incinerate their own contents. As if matter can’t\ndecide what it wants to be, and just so happens to be whatever it is\nby default of whatever the current comedy can support and, somehow,\nrepresents the radical extremes of an incredibly stable\nsupersymmetric form of self-organizing chaos, that expresses\nnon-equilibrium physics and the resilience of complex systems or,\npossibly, is entirely composed of hyper-dimensional blue smoke and\nmirrors. If our universe is "The Matrix", like the computer\nsimulation in the movies, other experiments indicate the Matrix is\nrunning on a virtual operating system, and there’s no way to prove it\nis a computer simulation, or if its a simulated simulation of\nreality, or Turtles All The Way Down Baby! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNonetheless,\neven from deep within the bowels of the heavily shielded and\nvigilantly guarded central repository for the Matrix, it should still\nremain possible to statistically establish that 42 is as good as it\ngets, making finding batteries and escaping from the Matrix the least\nof anyone’s problems. As I mentioned earlier, I feel certain the\nFrench government is secretly preparing a ship to settle the issue,\nwhich is causing Widespread Existentialist Angst and, increasingly,\ngarnering attention from art dealers, but matter itself appears to be\nwhatever the hell it is by default. Frustrating several corporations,\nin their ongoing attempts to copyright and patent the patenting\nprocess itself, because congress wants way too much, and because its\nmaking it increasingly difficult to authenticate some things, and\ncould be more evidence of a universal recursion in the principle of\nidentity, or unionized pixies with attitude, conflating the\nidentities of space and time, and who may have prior claims to the\nlaws of nature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nsimple experiment using three conventional electrical generators was\nused to demonstrate how entrainment and synchronization arise\nspontaneously with increasing proximity and decreasing diversity. Two\npendulum clocks hung next to one another on the same wall will become\nentrained and swing in unison, as their vibrations in the wall coerce\neach to find a compromise, but their rigidly mechanical behavior\nbecomes more chaotic, the further apart they are, or if you happen to\nuse a giant clock, it would be immune to the influence of a really\ntiny one.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowever,\nplayground swings are another example but, if the wall is a mile long\nor you hang a thousand clocks on the same wall, they may still\nsynchronize to some extent, but adding too much order can lead to\nchaos, and vice versa, while the complexity of their composition and\norganization can also change everything, begging the question as to\nwhat is and is not already synchronized, especially at Relativistic\nspeeds and low-as-you-can-go temperatures. In Quantum Photography and\nsensing, two entangled photons can detect if they fly past something\nthat’s between them, as if the photons themselves use shadows\nto see things, and implying that the proximity and specific context,\nscales and magnitudes, promote a variety of distinctive types of\nentrainment and synchronization, ensuring that everything ultimately\nremains observer and context dependent. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMathematically,\nthere should be four rudimentary overlapping subtypes of entrainment\nand thirty-two extrapolations should be enough to describe just about\nanything, but a recent experiment confirmed that the specific\nconfigurations of particles can have nonlocal effects in phase\ntransitions. Both findings imply, yet again, that what we require is\na humorous infantile Goldilocks interpretation of Mach’s\nConjecture and Boyle’s Law, that the unions approve of, because\nit all just gets fuzzy wuzzier and less distinct, and sometimes\ndownright self-contradictory and impossible to follow, the closer the\nresearchers scrutinize anything, including their own mathematics. Yet\nanother mathematical examination of Black Holes discovered that\ninformation may become irretrievable, not because of the event\nhorizon, but due to the sheer chaos that normally results when\nanything falls into a Black Hole. The fuzzier something becomes in\none respect, the more clear-cut it must become in others, and\nstatistical sampling of low entropy results can often shed light on\nthe Big Picture while, individually, quanta make no damned sense\nwhatsoever, but become extremely predictable in vast numbers,\nimplying that the Big Picture is what actually lends everything\nmeaning, and there’s just no way around the unions. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEnergy\nand information are clearly exchanging identities, producing\nsynergistic and emergent effects, and begging the question as to what\nconstitutes information, as if each observer must decide for\nthemselves whether life is merely a joke. Along with what is random\nand orderly, information itself appears to be self-organizing across\nvast scales and magnitudes, as if we literally inhabit a fairytale\nuniverse, or vague bullshit answers from the union are the best we\nare ever going to get and, in this lowbrow town, you work with what\nya got. However, according to the mathematics, we can all rest\nassured that the universe has a happy ending and, additionally, that\ncollating all the experimental data for anything low in entropy,\nshould reveal the explanation for the Quantum Observer Effect, and\nprovide further confirmation that physical comedy is not limited to\nVaudeville stage and theater, despite attempts to unionize. The\nhydrogen fusion powering the stars and the evaporation of black holes\ncan both be modeled as the result of too much union order producing\nchaos, in an incremental or quantized fashion, slowly chipping at\nyour sanity, while the orderly world we see around us arises\nspontaneously from the random behavior of quanta. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTaoists\nsay, “From the one came the two, from the two came the three,\nand from the three came the ten thousand things!” In a universe\nof unceasing change, what is changing always changes, making even\nchange a dubious constant in the case of the Quantum Zeno Effect.\nWhat is random becomes orderly, as the past and future converge on\nthe present moment, while Relativity suggests that a perfect clock is\nimpossible, and time itself behaving in both an extremely reliable\nfashion, yet also as randomly as anything else, makes it the ultimate\nenigma in physics and ontology. And, strongly suggests that the laws\nof physics themselves can be considered magically or inexplicably\nself-organizing, right along with the Big Bang being just right, and\neverything being unidentifiable in the final analysis. For example,\nan experiment with an AI established that John Wheeler may have been\ncorrect, and there’s simply no need to assume any silly laws of\nphysics actually exist, at least, not in order to calculate the\norbits of the planets. The laws of physics could all be convenient\nfictions, that just so happen to reflect more of the underlying\nsymmetry of the paradox of our existence, union rules, and are what\nmere mortals like ourselves use to describe what, otherwise,\nultimately makes no damned sense whatsoever because, we are the ants\nclimbing the Empire State, and totally out of our element.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMaking\nit crucial to re-examine the Quantum Observer Effect, the Laws of\nThought, and Linguistic Analysis, because all the evidence indicates\nthat they are gross over-simplifications, and "The Cart Is\nLeading The Horse, Right Over The Nearest Cliff!" Of course,\nsince academics struggle to laugh, or even use a dictionary, the next\nscientific revolution will have to begin far removed from the\nhallowed halls and the mainstream, which appear grimly determined to\nexploit the current scientific revolution for new technology, right\nup until the world ecology collapses. Say whatever the hell you want\nabout free enterprise, the single largest manufactured export of the\nUS is weapons and, with the current rate of scientific progress,\nthere’s no way in hell we can keep this up. Something must change\nfundamentally and, all the evidence indicates, that what needs to\nchange is modern science. They can protest all they want, but\nacademics themselves are rapidly coming to the same conclusion, that\nnobody is listening to them, and none of them knows how to make\nanybody listen. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSurprise!\nWhen the public demands you lie to them, and are usually much too\nliberal about these things, while dictionaries are only used to check\nspelling, nobody believes a word you spout, unless they personally\nbenefit somehow, but they’ll usually repeat anything you want, if you\npay them. Teachers are all students, and the job of students is to\nrepeat whatever anyone will pay you the going rate for, while\n"Creative Teaching" is an oxymoron, when the idiots rarely\neven fund art classes, and have among the highest burnout rates of\nany profession. Chickens never can resist corn but, as much as\nacademia and the mainstream would like to deny it, they promote the\nsame mindless mobs who killed Socrates, imprisoned Galileo, and\nshoved six million Jews in ovens, with the only real difference\ntoday, being that they’re better fed and educated. Mainstream\nacademia’s lofty ideals about objectivity and empirical evidence,\nnormally only apply if you don’t use a dictionary, crack jokes,\ncontradict them, question their motivations, point out their abysmal\nfailures, sue them, laugh at them, or throw their own damning\nevidence right back in their faces. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEarth\nsimply doesn’t have time to wait for academics to admit that they\ndon’t even know how to use a dictionary, much less recognize a joke,\nand its best to treat most academics as if they were merely corporate\nlawyers, keep them distracted with their own bullshit, and feed them\nall the lies their own students keep demanding. Its easy enough to\nuse contextual vagueness to encourage the idiots to work harder on\npublishing more explicit dictionaries that, in turn, can be used to\nquantify the truth for its dollar value, with the Oxford Dictionary\nand Wikipedia being great examples of how to quantify the truth for\nits dollar value on the open market. Of course, while continuing to\ndocument their ongoing insanity in the public domain, for legal\npurposes, and doing all the real work on the laws of thought and\nlinguistic analysis outside of the hallowed halls.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nscience relies on reason and empirical evidence, then modern science\nis a joke in the worst taste, because their own empirical evidence\nindicates nobody is listening to them, everybody is arming themselves\nto the teeth, and they are killing their own students faster with\neach new technology they invent, while arguing over the definition of\nstupid. In the early days of the industrial revolution, technology\nallowed our population to boom and, now, is encouraging it to bust! A\nquarter of the developed world still insists the sun revolves around\nthe earth, and the idiots are still storming the palace with knives\nand pitch forks, while the entire world ecology is on the verge of\ncollapsing, a pandemic is sweeping the entire planet in which many\nrefuse to be vaccinated, and the silence is deafening, as scientists\nare only now coming to the conclusion, that nobody is listening to\nthem, all their theories are wrong, and Nero is playing his fiddle as\nRome burns!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAssuming\nfish don’t become extinct, teach a man how to fish, and you feed him\nfor life, which may be short, but teach him reading, writing, and\narithmetic, based on 2,000 year old metaphysics that assume life is a\ngiant windup clock, and you can put him to work making real money for\nyou, while his population implodes. The more religious the country,\nthe more children people have, while the more secular, the more\nlikely their population is imploding. Suggesting organized religion\nmay have evolved to prevent Babylonians from committing Voluntary\nGenocide, like so many lemmings marching over the nearest cliff,\nwhile playing with their cellphones.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAdditionally,\nexplaining why the US is both the wealthiest and most religious\ncountry in the developed world, and why our population has become\nmore secular as the majority has imploded. I cover more of the\nsociological implications as I go along, but everything observable\nshould still obey the same simple Monty Carlo statistics, and must\nalso express negative probabilities as if, rather than a giant alarm\nclock, life were one long game of, "Let’s Make A Deal!"\nBehind an open door, there lies a million more, but the preponderance\nof the evidence indicates order emerges from chaos, and what is\norderly must, in turn, inevitably lead to chaos, thus, it remains\nimpossible for anything to become either too orderly or too chaotic,\ntoo hot or too cold, too fast or too slow, for any observer.\nCausality itself has no known cause, and humanity appears to exist\nbecause, if life actually made any damned sense, nobody would be\naround to ask the question.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nliterature, James Joyce’s “Finnegan’s Wake” is the\nbest known example of such a confusing organic multifractal, with a\nfamiliar jumble of order and chaos resembling the insane world around\nus, where the walls might occasionally talk, while Kurt Vonnegut Jr’s\n"Slaughterhouse Five" provides a good example of how time\ncan sometimes be viewed as both syntropic and nonlinear and,\nultimately, the source of all the confusion and insanity. Confucius\nsay, "Without chaos, life makes no damned sense!" The\nCollective Unconscious can be thought of as emerging from the chaos\nand, vice versa and, among hippies, Jim Henson is widely considered\nthe all-time leading guru, or expert, on the Collective Unconscious,\nin part, because he’s dead and can’t object, and the rest of the\nMuppets can always claim his mother dropped him on his head. Time\nitself can be viewed as normally expressing four rudimentary ways of\npassing that are often jumbled together and overlap, producing the\nphysical world we know while, according to the statistical evidence,\nMurphy was definitely an optimist, because we appear to inhabit a\nGoldilocks universe where anything that can go wrong will go wrong,\nbut only if it is neither too hot or too cold, too right or too\nwrong, too optimistic or too pessimistic.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tStrap\na few ACME rockets onto Schrodinger’s Box and, as his cat approaches\nthe speed of light, time dilation ensures the radioactive element\nthat releases the cyanide into the water, won’t have time to\ndecay, and kill the cat from the viewpoint of an observer on earth.\nHowever it also ensures that, for all practical purposes, the cat can\nstill be considered simultaneously dead and alive, and resembling a\n“Flaming Meat Popsicle”, which is somehow both too hot\nand too cold to touch. The cartoonish effect can be attributed to\ndimension squeezing, along the same lines as an atomic bomb crushing\nits own contents entirely out of existence, like something out of a\ncartoon. And, ranging from the blatantly self-contradictory extreme\nof the Quantum Zeno Effect, to the increasingly vague and difficult\nto measure, but still quite observable and impactful, extremes of\nrelativistic time dilation and, possibly the Unruh Effect, as\neverything progressively expresses their own particle-wave duality in\na unionized scalar manner sometimes resembling a spectrum, which\nbecomes increasingly fractal on larger and smaller scales, even\nbegging the question as to what the fuck is a scale and a magnitude,\naccuracy and precision, energy and information, bearable and\nunbearable, a cat, or a damned, "Flaming Meat Popsicle".<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAdditionally\nimplying that everything must eventually display explicit, assertive,\ncircumscribed, linear, mechanical and, also, incredibly vague,\nnebulous, receptive, amorphous, slippery, evasive, nonlinear, and\ncircular-swirly organic metamorphic effects, as if Schrodinger’s Cat\nwere simultaneously dead and alive, before you put the Cat in the Hat\nin the box and the walls started talking. Researchers first\ndocumented the bizarre effect in uber tiny quanta, merely because\nthey’re so much easier to study in laboratories, but the more extreme\nany scale or magnitude, the less clearly we can identify its contents\nas anything more than a vague abstraction, a two dimensional cartoon,\na fairytale, or blatantly self-contradictory, because everything\nexpresses particle-wave duality, including all of our many wonderful\nbroken scales and magnitudes. To some extent, simply due to the\nscales and magnitudes involved, we perceive the neurons of our brains\nand our societies as both organizing like chickens and cartoons.\nReflecting the limits of our own working memory, and inability to\nperceive either a more meaningful context or content, just as we\ncan’t see infrared and ultraviolet light, but we still know they’re\nthere, along with the rest of the electromagnetic spectrum. Following\nhow all this insanity works in excruciating detail, should require\nscalar differentials capable of transforming into tensor integrals,\nfor describing how the smallest pond can shed invaluable light upon\nthe Big Picture and, vice versa, according to a Goldilocks-Murphy\nextrapolation on Boyle’s Law and Mach’s Conjecture,\nincorporating negative probabilities, or Imaginary Time, and the\ncontinuing saga of, "Exploding Bear Mites From Space!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tExistence\nrevolving around what’s missing from this picture, means the\nlaws of thought and the laws of physics must both be self-organizing\nand self-correcting in a similar manner that, again, reflects our own\nmortal fallibility and, apparently, tells the story of Goldilocks as\nthe quintessential morality tale. I suppose there are worse fates,\nbut the pervasive existence of such bizarre metaphors, throughout\nnature, can be attributed to the fact that time is nonlinear, or\nmutable to a significant extent, causing energy and information to\nexchange identities in ways that appear to defy causality more often,\nand reflecting the more syntropic or fatalistic unionized aspects of\nthe recursion in the principle of identity. The lower the measurable\ncontent in anything, the harder it is decide whether the future is\ndetermining the past, or vice versa, and the more evidence physicists\ncollect, the more obvious it should become that such metaphors are\npervasive, and are essentially no different from simple geometric\npatterns in nature, such as the face of the man in the moon, and no\ndifferent from the fact that all of our mathematics have become more\naccurate and precise, the more incredibly vague and downright\nself-contradictory, with symmetry ultimately remaining their only\ncommonality, or not, its not like it really matters.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tInevitably,\nwhen viewed in extremes, everything starts to become more context\ndependent for any kind of clear identity, sometimes in very personal\nways, and progressively starts to resemble vague nonsense, a cartoon,\na fairytale, or may even appear to be flat out impossible. All of\nthese examples are analogous to Dimension Squeezing, similar to\nhubcaps appearing to spin backwards, and the fact that it sometimes\nmakes you go cross-eyed and climb the walls, can be considered mama\nnature’s playful way of saying, “Get Over It Already!”\nWe can observe the passage of time slowing down and coming to a\ncomplete halt, and we can observe the metaphor of Goldilocks somehow\nruling the universe, because time itself is self-organizing,\nexpressing both humble efficiency and elegant simplicity, making it\nmuch more complex, weird, and organic than the linear arrow of time\nwe commonly perceive, and tend to think of as the only way in which\nit is possible for time to pass. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tJust\nas we typically think of information as moving from the past into the\nfuture, over half of all information can be thought of as flowing\nbackwards, and must appear to move both ways more frequently, the\nmore extreme any situation. You could say, someone invented the story\nof Goldilocks because the story revolves around what’s missing\nfrom this picture, by union rules, making it low in content and,\nthus, more magical and syntropic, due to it expressing more of the\nunderlying symmetry and harmony of nature, that makes causality\npossible. As does a flock of chickens when modeled using wave\nmechanics, hinting that Noether’s genius requires more of a\nsense of humor to be complete, explaining the state of the world\ntoday. The question is not whether the earth is the center of the\nuniverse, or even whether humanity is the reason for existence, but\ncan life be described more meaningfully as a comedy-drama, that\ndramatically revolves around what’s missing from this picture and, if\nso, then it must express an intrinsic symmetry that can be measured.\nToddlers are more in touch with the intrinsic symmetry of nature,\nsmall enough to fit in any laboratory, and cheap to feed, but diapers\nare expensive.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFake\nIt Til Ya Make It Baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t<\/font>Reality\nbeing stranger than fiction, you can’t fix stupid, compelling us all\nto fake it til ya make it baby! <\/font>Goldilocks discovered the hard\nway that life has a way of throwing challenges at us, which demand\nfaith in ourselves and our personal journey and, fortunately, we are\nnot only born to fall on our butts, but to bounce right back up again\nand reach for the stars, expressing the simple fact that, to a great\nextent, life is self-organizing, self-explanatory, and progressive on\neven the largest and smallest of scales, while the ground is always\nthere to prevent some of us from sinking any lower. The greater truth\nsteadily reveals itself to all of humanity, sometimes in leaps and\nbounds, as we tirelessly assemble more of the clues to the enigma of\nhuman existence and, pragmatically speaking, logic is better for\ncorrecting errors, and for appreciating greater beauty and meaning in\nanything, but only because it actively ignores the vague and nebulous\nBig Picture (Oooh Shiny!) in favor of focusing in upon the more\nexplicit details of our waking reality. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tReality\ntakes a backseat in our dreams, and center stage when the fire alarm\ngoes off, and our universe displays both extremely predictable and\nunpredictable behavior, while our emotional reactions to looking up\nat a great height and down from a great height, reflect the symmetry\nof the greater reality that we all share which, ultimately, defies\nall logic and causality, requiring faith in our own personal\nawareness. The greater our personal integrity, and the stronger our\nfaith in our personal journey, the more aware we can become as\nindividuals, as we cease to make quite so many distinctions between\nwho we are and what we are doing, what is and isn’t a Flaming Meat\nPopsicle. However, the opposite is also true, and the less faith we\nhave in our own journey, the less aware we can become, and awareness\ncan be described as synonymous with life itself. Explaining why\nanimals with limited awareness, such as reptiles, can lay eggs and\nwalk away, but newborn infants that are not held and loved within the\nfirst few days, tend to reproduce less often and die more frequently\nwithin the first year, from what is euphemistically labeled a,\n"Failure to Thrive". Mammals will lick the fur of their\nnewborns, stimulating both their blood circulation and awareness of\ntheir new surroundings and, around the world today, maternity wards\nhave volunteers who hold the newborn infants, with one of them\ntelling me they don’t need a lot of attention, just a little TLC.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t\nOur very existence itself demands faith in our own personal journey,\nwhile passing on the gift of life and awareness is how everything in\nthe universe thrives and endures. Survival of the fittest ain’t\nnothing but a bad joke, without the harmony, creativity, and\ndiversity that mama nature demands, and gets, or else! Providing an\nexplanation for how the smallest pond can frequently shed invaluable\nlight upon the Big Picture, and vice versa, as simply the result of\none without the other being a complete contradiction, with all of the\ncomplexity of life emerging from mama nature’s humble efficiency and\nelegant simplicity. The two must constantly transform into one\nanother, yet the harmony of their whole always remains far greater\nthan any mere sum of its parts. And, reality being stranger than\nfiction, it is only by knowing that we are ignorant, by becoming more\naware and accepting of our own ignorance and, sometimes, even being\ngrateful for our ignorance, that we can possibly hope to ever learn a\ndamned thing worthwhile, much less, possess any sort of meaningful\nfree will or a meaningful personal identity. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWho\nwe are right now and whatever we might happen to desire for\nourselves, inevitably take a backseat to whoever it is that we might\nwish to become. Knowing, we ourselves are always ever so much greater\nthan we can possibly imagine while, in the long run, our humble\ncontentment to remain the ignorant fools we’re all born to be, yet\nremains the beginning of all wonder and wisdom, and the cost of truly\nachieving our greatest ambitions. The greatest compliments I have\never received were for things I never thought twice about doing and,\nin California, a three year old boy picked his father’s car up\noff him when the jack collapsed, because he was far greater than he\nknew himself, while the most common explanation people give for acts\nof heroism is, “Anybody else would have done the same”.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhether\nbecoming aware of something new, or merely surrendering our pretense\nthat we remain unaware, life can quickly become confusing in every\nway imaginable, providing the occasional reminder that life can be\nevery bit as simple as it is complex, and every bit as confusing as\nit makes sense. This same confusion extends to how the human nervous\nsystem and neurons themselves function, similar to distributed gain\namplifiers, or an analog FM radio. For a long time, physicists were\npuzzled by the extreme efficiency of the human nervous system, and\nhave yet to do any experiments that I know of, but apparently it is\ncapable of leveraging aharmonic stochastic resonance and, possibly,\nSoliton waves as well. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBy\ntreating thought and sensation, memory and thought, in a pronounced\nnonlinear fashion, our nerves and neurons can conflate the identity\nof their own input and output, past and future, like something out of\na cartoon, a stage magician, an abacus, or hubcaps spinning\nbackwards, always leaving it up to any observers to decide for\nthemselves exactly what the hell they’re looking at. You can’t\nalways get what you want and, sometimes, hubcaps spin backwards\nbecause the car really is moving backward, and is about to hit you!\nSo, instead, the visual centers of the brain provide for our needs by\nmerely organizing efficiently around searching for what’s\nmissing from this picture using, among other approaches, foveated\nvision that blurs our peripheral vision like blinders on a horse, on\nthe assumption that mama nature provides for our needs and desires,\nor not. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\norder for us to focus in on anything, either mentally, visually, or\notherwise, we must first adopt our own set of mental blinders, and\nactively ignore a great deal of the world around us on an ongoing\nbasis, while our subconscious can easily do most of the heavy\nlifting, freeing up our conscious mind to focus on other things. And,\nby simply accounting for more of what’s missing from this\npicture, or anything low in content, our subconscious can also\neffortlessly spot if anything is possibly amiss, or might be of\nparticular interest, and prompt our conscious mind to focus in upon\nwhatever it is, or not. In a Goldilocks universe ruled by Murphy’s\nLaw, and inhabited by the Three Stooges, knowledge, wealth, and\nabundance, can more frequently become a curse, and what we choose to\nignore is more often crucial for the sake of our own sanity and\nefficiency, but its an adaptive system, that can be adjusted to some\nextent, according to whether you feel safe enough to take a nap or\nwhatever, with our neurons having to decide for themselves when to\nignore any sounds we might hear in our sleep. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nonly purpose of some jobs held by individuals is to make their\norganization more efficient, by constantly deciding what is obviously\nworth ignoring next, so that others may decide what it might be best\nto focus on. The rapid progress of modern civilization can be\nattributed, in no small part, to having first mastered some of the\nrudimentary arts and sciences for how to collectively ignore a wide\nvariety of bullshit, with classic logic formally describing the most\nexplicit ways in which to ignore anything. Using Three Stooges\nslapstick its often easier to make progress in a crowd of billions,\nbut it severely limits the kinds of progress that remain possible, by\nalways treating time as a machine, while analog logic can treat time\nas bullshit, or just another variable that can easily become\ncounterproductive to consider in the current situation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tToddlers\nwill put anything in their mouth that will fit and, sometimes, will\nspend hours fascinated by a dust bunny, while a lonely Sea Slug,\ncruising the largely barren mid-ocean floor, is a "Mobile\nTongue" that tastes anything sizable it comes across, attempting\nto decide whether to eat, mate with, ignore, or make a pathetic\nattempt to run away from whatever animal it might have unwittingly\nlicked. Of these four choices, efficiently deciding what to\nstudiously ignore is the only known practical use for its almost\nnonexistent and, otherwise, seemingly useless brain. Wielding this\nflexible naive approach, for sorting through enormous volumes of\ndata, already having at least a vague idea of what to ignore, our\nunconscious mind doesn’t have to know what it is examining, and\nlargely treats our own thoughts, feelings, and sensations in much the\nsame manner, as if merely playing around with random bullshit\npatterns, that don’t necessarily possess any particular meaning\nwhatsoever. Treating simple and complex patterns alike, as if they\nwere merely mathematical variables or cards you shuffle, and relying\nalmost exclusively upon random pattern matching, or symmetry and\nharmony, to provide for our needs in the moment. Although you can\ncompare it to parallel processing, its essentially a type of “batch\nprocessing” with the sea slug and the toddler each crunching\nthe largest numbers they can in order to compare against any new\npatterns they acquire, explaining why the toddler spends more time\nexamining something like a dust bunny. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nbrain is what they call a “slow cooker” that doesn’t\nrespond super fast, but crunches enormous numbers all day long with\nthe greatest of ease, as if it were a crock pot, and the baby’s\nmuch larger brain takes longer to fill with even the simplest\npatterns, because the baby uses larger and more complex patterns to\nbegin with, that require longer to turn into mush. To some extent,\nwhether it actually is a radio, a computer, or a crock pot, simply\ndepends on the observer, but you could say the brain resembles a\nradio that collects noisy data, and has to crunch the numbers like a\ncrock pot, just to help it efficiently filter out all the noise.\nHuman brains are built for marathons, and may lose a race with a\nsupercomputer for a lot of things, but we can crunch far larger\nnumbers for far longer periods of time, using the same amount of\nenergy as a light bulb, just bright enough to read by, and you can\nalso compare the brain to a magical Easy-Bake Oven. Our neurons\nthoroughly cook all the data, like so many chefs in the kitchen, then\ntaste the result to compare against anything new and, if they like\nthe taste of something, they add more into the pot and continue\nsearching for more patterns to compare, but the brain can only crunch\nthe numbers for the Big Picture so fast, and relies more heavily on\ncrunching the numbers for the Big Picture, the less experience it\nhas. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t“Out\nof the mouths of babes” is an old truism, and the theater of\nthe absurd can sometimes be compared to the comedy-drama of\nGoldilocks, Stone Soup, Mobile Tongues, Frozen Bear Mites, and\nFlaming Meat Popsicles. At times, our subconscious mind may appear to\nbe totally random, resembling a thousand super-balls bouncing around\nan echo chamber, and is the celebrated source of creative insights,\nas well as infamous for brain farts, lending it a dual advantage over\nless efficient and less creative hard-wired reactionary behavior. An\nanimal such as a bear, may not comprehend in the slightest why we are\njumping up and down and screaming as if we’ve got rabies and,\nif we are lucky, may simply run the other way, acknowledging it has\nno clue as to what the hell is going on, and is in no rush to find\nout. There’s a great video of a woman chasing a full grown\nbrown bear out of her garage with a broom, scolding it and, once,\neven hitting it on the nose as if it were a puppy. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tApparently,\nthe bear recognized the behavior, and also recognized it was out of\nits depth, but I don’t recommend trying this at home. A similar\nencounter was video taped between a 60lb wolverine that confronted a\ngrizzly bear. A grizzly can weigh over 800lbs and break an antelope’s\nback with one swipe of their paw, but the little wolverine was so\ninsanely aggressive, the bear just turned around and walked away,\nshaking his head in disbelief. Like the myth of the Big Bad Wolf,\nwolverines are actually famous for being playful among themselves,\nwhich may help them to be more convincingly aggressive in such\nencounters. Five, out of possibly nine, rather large neural networks\nresponsible for all this intricate pattern matching have been imaged\ncovering one lateral side of the cerebellum, and are currently being\ndocumented, as is the fact we now have physical evidence, that our\nconscious thoughts emerge from our emotions, indicating a\nself-organizing and self-correcting systems logic is at work, between\nthe conscious and unconscious mind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tConversely,\nsingle cell organisms obey what is known as “quorum sensing”\nwhere their behavior changes much more rigidly according to how many\nof them congregate in one location, and how much food is available,\nas if they express an organic version of Boyle’s Law or, again,\nresemble “The Blob That Ate NYC!” Nevertheless, bacteria\nalso exhibit swarm behavior and can communicate with the most\ndistantly related cousins half way around the world, by using pattern\nmatching to create their own versions of “translators”\nbecause, knowing nothing, they automatically know how to speak the\nsame language, by merely obeying the same thermodynamics. Recent\nexperiments have confirmed that bacteria sometimes use the upper\natmosphere and jet stream to travel all around the world, so it helps\nto be able to learn foreign languages. The language of mama nature is\nbased on paying it forward whenever possible and, on a hunch, an\nexperienced researcher once bonded with wild turkeys he hatched,\nabsorbing their language through osmosis, and was treated as the odd\nbrother in the bunch, with even turkeys having enough brains to\nnotice something’s missing from this picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEvery\ncontext requiring a significant amount of content, ensures that the\nsmallest detail can be a discerning clue while, the behavior of\nchickens and that of the tiniest of infants is not significantly\ndifferent from that of their individual neurons, suggesting they\nshare a common neotenic emotional-logic, or syntax and recursive\narchitecture, which are intrinsic to the symmetry of nature. Among\nother things, this could explain how animals recognize infants of any\nspecies and clearly recognize their own reflection, more often than\nanyone predicted, and supports the view that, to some extent,\neverything resembles a singularity expressing particle-wave duality.\nThe octopus has a distributed brain architecture, with many of its\nneurons in its eight arms, and sees the world with its skin as well\nas its eyes, empowering it to instantly adopt any camouflage, which\nshould also reflect the four fold supersymmetry of Standard theory,\nand the recursion in the principle of identity. People have a five\nfold bilateral symmetry, and the Octopus should embody more of the\nhumble Mandelbrot pattern, that expresses a simple-but-vague\nwave-like symmetry, and humanity a much more striking and very\nclassical appearing Fractal Dragon, but with each expressing a\nsignificant amount of each other’s dominant fractal patterns.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nconscious mind normally represents the drama and narrative of our\npersonal lives, and the unconscious our more vague dreams and\nemotions that connect us intimately to the very cells of our own\nbodies and the world around us. Emotions appear to walk the line\nbetween reality and the dream, and there should be four rudimentary\noverlapping subtypes of consciousness, with the octopus representing\nthe most vague, dream-like, alien, and difficult to categorize and\ncomprehend, and should also express more of how living organisms are\nintimately connected to their environment over vast scales and\nmagnitudes. An octopus may literally inhabit its own skin more, due\nto its distributed brain architecture and particle-wave duality,\nlending it a very different perspective on the world, but they’re\nhighly intelligent and recognize their own reflection in a mirror.\nSlime mold has turned out to leverage its own geometry as a sort of\nprimitive computer for navigation, suggesting the octopus may\nleverage its own geometry, and could illustrate where our own mind\nand body meet in harmony, or not. Deep sea bacteria have proven to be\ninvisible to the human immune system, indicating that our immune\nsystem can be thought of as actively socializing with our\nenvironment, and not merely fighting off infections, but expresses\nmore reactionary behavior as the default decision making process, or\nwhat might also be described as a survival reflex in a crowd of\nbillions. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBaby\npeeps will huddle for warmth and, if it gets cold, they will often\ncrush whoever is in the middle to death, and our immune system\nresembles Three Stooges slapstick that any toddler can identify with.\nAnd, can easily become our own worst enemy, especially whenever it\nclings to past memories, because it reflects how the cells of our\nbodies fundamentally attempt to socialize with each other and\neverything in their environment, according to symmetry, harmony, and\nMonty Carlo statistics. Listening to the quiet chatter of a crowd of\nbillions, keeps our neurons flexible, and gives them a little\nexercise, attempting to decide what is worth ignoring. Frequently,\nthe best our cells can manage is a clumsy manner resembling that of a\nchild struggling to cope with having to fill the roll of bouncer in a\nnight club, or the teacher on the playground. Our immune system has\nits own version of the cavalry it sends in first, with the latest\nresearch confirming the long held suspicion among biologists, that a\nwoman’s immune system also determines when a sperm can fertilize an\negg. Similar to our reflex to pull our hand back if we touch\nsomething like a hot stove, our immune system relies more on reflex\nand Three Stooges slapstick, but our immune system is intimately\nintegrated into our brain and, sometimes, determines what the\nconscious mind is allowed to be aware of, much less, decide.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThree\nStooges slapstick demands that for every action there must be an\nequal but opposite reaction, and you could say every cell has to draw\nthe line in the sand somewhere, with the smell of rotting meat, for\nexample, eliciting disgust, as if our immune system is informing us\nin no uncertain terms that, no matter how hungry you might be, don’t\neven go near it, or I’ll make you throw up. A typical response of\nvictims of a fatal head injury, is to retreat into the nearest corner\nand attack anything living that approaches them. Their behavior\nreflects the fact their neurons are struggling to use a more brute\nforce Three Stooges approach to problem solving, including how they\ncan simultaneously reorganize for triage, deciding in all the chaos\nwhich among them to attempt to save, and illustrates how our bodies\nand immune system are quite familiar with multitasking Three Stooges\nslapstick, with our frontal lobes proving capable of handling, at\nbest, four things at once and, poorly at that. Organizing in pecking\norders is as simple as it gets, making it the default decision making\nprocess for survival purposes, but a default that struggles to pay it\nforward, which is necessary for any organism to thrive in the long\nrun. The immune system and reproductive system display a similar\nrecursive particle-wave architecture, where they meet in the brain in\nparticular, and can be considered yin and yang. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\nexample, our gut bacteria are acquired from our environment, with\ntheir only real interest being in finding free food and a place to\nhang out, but there’s an enormous variety of them, and they have\ntheir own immune system to help them maintain order among their\nranks, which can change dramatically by simply moving to a different\nlocation. However, all these immune systems rely heavily on the same\nessential pattern matching and, eventually, merge with our\nreproductive system, within the brain in particular. A mongoose will\nsometimes become confused in the dark, and attempt to mate with its\nprey, because it uses similar patterns for both eating and sex and,\nobviously, its brain places a high priority on both. Russian\nresearchers have bred domesticated foxes, and were surprised to\ndiscover that breeding foxes to be more aggressive produces the same\nincrease in size and changes to their brains as domestication,\nindicating that the brain and immune system are trading roles, and\ndeciding between them how reactionary our behavior becomes. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOur\nneurons memorize everything in the same step in which they process\ndata, and our immune system relies more on memory, meaning that\nwhether we are relying more upon reactionary behavior, or socializing\nmore often, we can require the same number of neurons. By the brains\nof the foxes being capable of both increased social and anti-social\nbehavior, the different breeds retain the ability to adapt better to\ntheir environment. Neither a domesticated fox nor a particularly\naggressive breed is well adapted to their environmental niche, and\ntheir brains are likely as small as they normally are because larger\nbrains don’t particularly promote their species thriving, and they\nhave no real need to become either especially aggressive or social,\nanymore than a squirrel might, and simply retain the ability to adapt\nfaster to their niche.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t"Pinkie\nand the Brain" is a cartoon that illustrates this same issue,\nwith laboratory bred genetically enhanced mice being sometimes more\nintelligent, aggressive, and social or anti-social, but failing to\nsuccessfully reproduce, much less, conquer the world. Biologists and\nothers have long and deeply pondered why it required so long for\nintelligent life to evolve, only to discover in recent years that\nalmost anything, including air pollution, can cause IQs to change\ndramatically and, along with how unreliable memories can be and the\nhigh error rates of the English language, past a certain point, your\nIQ doesn’t seem to make much of a difference, and can easily become\ncounterproductive. In general, people with more working memory save\nmore of their brain power for when its useful, and have somewhat\nhigher IQs in specific ways, but tend to be less creative. Pattern\nmatching ruling the universe, means the brain resembles a radio as\nmuch as a computer, and tunes itself to our environment, with our\nsubconscious mind and immune system sometimes deliberately\nsuppressing our conscious awareness and reactions, in favor of\npromoting more reactionary behavior, as if switching to a different\nradio station. Either the conscious mind provides for the needs of\nthe subconscious, and that of the body, or they can take a vote of\nno-confidence, and progressively withdraw support for the conscious\nmind having full access to either our memories or the decision making\nprocess.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tImitation\nis often said to be the highest form of flattery, and an octopus can\nbe said to be so amazing with camouflage, because it is “One”\nwith its environment, with its brain cells literally reaching out\nthrough its arms to embrace the world around it, and imitate it as\nclosely as possible. Due to the recursion in the principle of\nidentity, everything in nature should express their own independent\nidentities, and can also imitate everything else to various degrees,\nwith the octopus being of particular interest, because it has a high\ndegree of intelligence and, yet, can imitate its surroundings faster\nthan other animals, as if leveraging its ability to tune itself to\nits environment faster. The difference from our own five fold\nsymmetry should be especially pronounced in its immune system, which\nshould prove to be every bit as interesting as its brain and\nreproductive cycle, and provide yet another way to explore how they\ncan be thought of as socializing with their environment, trading\ntheir more humble symmetrical identities for greater flexibility,\nefficiency, and creativity. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAn\noctopus resembles a single cell organism, with a simple scalar\narchitecture, that is more dependent upon pressure gradients for its\nshape and functions, while humans have seven known brains, including\none in our skin, but the flora and fauna in our gut are acquired from\nour environment, and have already proven to influence the behavior of\nmice and small children. Likewise, the slightest electrical current\nacross the heart will cause it to send a signal to the brain for\nfear, sometimes resembling a fire alarm going off, indicating that\neven what we consider to be our own brains, and our own thoughts and\nemotions, remains context dependent. Biologists sometimes refer to\npeople as "super-organisms" similar to a coral wreath,\nwhich is as much a community of diverse life forms as it is a single\norganism. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPeople\nare obviously individuals but, also, walking ecosystems immersed\nwithin the greater ecology of Gaia, where a perfect parasite is\nimpossible, with everything evolving towards greater awareness,\nsymbiosis, creativity, and harmony. Research with ants and humans has\nconfirmed that tapeworms prevent inflammation from our immune system,\nand confer longevity on their hosts, as if our immune system is\nconstantly attempting to strike the best deal it can with whatever it\ncomes across, and tape worms have more to offer than other parasites.\nOf course, less common parasites can sometimes be deadly, yet promote\nnature’s diversity, with both illustrating how our cells rely more on\nBoyle’s Law and simple Monty Carlo statistics, with geometry,\nproximity, and even pressure gradients and electrostatic forces, all\nplaying a much larger role in their world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPresumably,\nour brain cells themselves organize around what’s missing from\nthis picture and obey thermodynamics, with our cerebellum being\nrather thin, but enormous, and with a ridiculous number of\nconnections, allowing for fatter heads and better thermodynamics.\nHumans additionally possess 200 sweat glands which uniquely empower\nus to run our prey into the dirt from heat exhaustion, even in the\nhot African sun and, then, cause them to faint from the smell.\nMeaning, thermodynamics alone could possibly explain the evolution of\nsex, fire, and the wheel, as well as, the rat race, deodorants, and\nhuman consciousness itself, as if the universe is full of hot air,\nand everything exists merely to ventilate all the hot air faster. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nvast majority of our universe is about as empty as it gets, while the\nvisible universe is constantly radiating energy out into nothing, and\nthe super clusters of galaxies can be compared to radiators, that are\nnicely spaced out. A computer simulation indicated the evolution of\nthe universe has been extremely regular, with local pockets of\nspace-time around super clusters expanding and contracting in a\nconcordant fashion, like a good radiator. Several individuals have\nconfided to me that they believe the evolution of intelligent life is\nfor the sole purpose of reproducing the DNA of common viruses, but a\nblack hole’s event horizon can be compared to a toddler tasting\neverything they come across and, according to the thermodynamic\nevidence, viruses may have evolved to promote intelligent life, for\nthe sole purpose of producing Global Warming, in order to pump all\nthe hot air faster, along with any Flaming Meat Popsicles and\nExploding Bear Mites From Space! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLogic\nis great for adding details and indispensable for correcting errors\nand, sometimes, can even be used as an effective brute force Three\nStooges approach to problem solving, nonetheless, the enigmas we\nnormally encounter in life, can almost always be sorted out in very\nmuch the same manner as anyone might assemble a jig-saw puzzle, using\na humble systems logic a child can comprehend, beginning with\n"Framing The Big Picture". Typically, the outside edge\npieces in a jig-saw puzzle are much more humble, with one flat side,\nmaking them more useful when you first start to assemble the puzzle,\njust as exploring the overall shape of something can be an easy first\nstep towards figuring out whatever it might happen to be. Bullshit\nfuzzy logic expresses four rudimentary overlapping emotional-logics\nthat are context dependent for their meaning and expression, which I\ncover as I go along.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMetaphorically\nspeaking, the laws of physics themselves reflect our own mortal\nfallibility, and resemble the mind of a three year old telling her\nstory, with all the beauty and complexity of our universe emerging\nfrom mama nature’s humble simplicity, and lowbrow slapstick.\nEven whether our universe is metaphorical or allegorical is a\nnonsense question, when it is both, reflecting our own conscious and\nunconscious minds. The paradox of our existence demands that each\nmust decide for themselves how much meaning any of the metaphors we\nencounter in life have, but three year old’s don’t make clear\ndistinctions between what is beautiful and funny, what makes sense\nand doesn’t. Ensuring that the beauty of life naively revolves\naround what’s missing from this picture, which can more often\nmake all the difference in the world, precisely because mama nature’s\nnumber one house party rule is to keep paying it forward sucker, and\nplay nice, or else! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEverything\nmaking every bit as much sense as it doesn’t, means mama nature\nand the Collective Unconscious come with their own extensive user\nmanuals and complete tutorials, however, a paradoxical version of\nOccam’s Razor applies to everything and you have to be careful\nwhat you wish for, because the simplest workable explanation can be\nall the more tempting and convincing and, sometimes, the cure can be\nworse than the disease! Both wealth and knowledge can more easily\nbecome a curse, yet everything always works out for the universe as a\nwhole, if not for Goldilocks herself, who learned her lesson the hard\nway on "The Playground of Life", and there’s more of\nGoldilocks in all of us, than many among us will ever care to admit.\nThe universe can be considered totally random or utterly fated,\nunited, divided, magical, causal, a simulation, God farting, the\nMatrix, a giant virus, Boltzmann’s Brain, or the jar it floats in,\nPee Wee Herman’s Playhouse, or whatever you might happen to prefer,\nbut we ourselves appear to have limited freedom within the infinite\nsea to create our own local reality and dreams, making the\nself-evident truth and what is demonstrable both paramount, whenever\nattempting to identify or communicate anything meaningful. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tContrary\nto Noam Chomsky’s ideas, grammar has turned out to be related\nto the proximity of syntax within the brain, and children acquire\ngrammar the hard way, by crunching the numbers, while the English\nlanguage appears to have two distinct grammars, one vague and one\nexplicit, that compensate for rather high error rates. That’s\nnot to suggest that Chomsky was totally wrong, but that academia is\noften self-defeating, with most still failing to even teach a child\nhow to use a stupid dictionary, and promoting mob mentality as\ngenuine culture, then complaining about bullies, and the lowly\npeasants lacking all common sense and good taste, storming the palace\nwith knives and pitch forks for cheap thrills. Thanks, in no small\npart, to militant atheists demanding the right to make up any\nnonsense words and definitions they happen to prefer, academic\nphilosophy and linguistic analysis are still in the dark ages, but\nthat’s what makes academia such an exciting market to develop! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLinguistic\nanalysis without a sense of humor is guaranteed to produce Three\nStooges slapstick, making it crucial to develop Bullshit Linguistic\nAnalysis within the public domain and private sector, using\nmathematical formulas like this one, that can easily be automated in\na million ways, and give academics something entirely new to think\nabout. These days, a popular suspicion among the geeks is that a\nsingle algorithm rules the universe, and you can use the mathematics\nin this book, to predict pies-in-the-face for any algorithm they use,\nand encourage the idiots to believe whatever the hell they want. You\ncould even write the book on how the ancient long lost algorithms and\nmemes that rule the universe, are located somewhere in the Bermuda\nTriangle…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tContrary\nto decades of medical conventional wisdom, the immune system occupies\nthe skull and the meninges, surrounding the brain, and feeds the\nbrain hormones, as if the immune system regulates the brain, while\ngrammar appears to be both acquired and intrinsic, is related to our\nimmune and reproductive systems, and expresses its own particle-wave\nduality as syntax. What is intrinsic to life largely remains part of\nthe vague background that more subtly influences our emotions, while\nthe acquired consists of all of the more explicit content. For\nexample, the Chinese language uses more parts of the brain and, thus,\nmore syntax that can express subtle distinctions that classic logic\nsimply cannot account for, and that cannot be expressed in English.\nClassic logic falls apart in any extreme, if nothing else, becoming\noutrageously inefficient, thus, ensuring that traditional academic\nlinguistic analysis cannot even come close to actually describing\nhumor, much less, the real world. Chomsky has been called “The\nvoice of reason”, but his argumentative style is akin to an\nintellectual version of professional wrestling, and he’s acquired a\nfollowing of militant atheists that resembles any other cult of\npersonality, spouting endless rhetoric and, with academics in\nparticular, you have to avoid drinking the Kool-Aid, because they’re\nfrequently way too smart for their own good, and refuse to discuss\nsuch issues like adults.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tProviding\nan additional explanation for why Chomsky’s ideas have met with so\nlittle opposition in the hallowed halls, despite never quite fitting\nall the evidence, because being open minded and examining the Big\nPicture are not what academia is famous for although, admittedly, for\nclueless idiots who still insist Scientific Positivism is scientific,\nthey try harder than most. Militant atheists and other intellectual\nThree Stooges struggle with the concept of an oxymoron, and someone\nshould survey their use of language to see just how many complete\ncontradictions they claim are scientific. Whenever they can get away\nwith it, academics contradict themselves at the drop of a hat with\nimpunity, then act indignant the minute you point out they are\ncontradicting themselves. Which is why the Pentagon and private\ncorporations have invested a sizable fortune in computers and AI to\nreplace most of these militant atheists with, who like to brag about\nhow invaluable they are, to the very same societies they so harshly\ncriticize, and insist need to be censored.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tGood\nhelp with a green card is so hard to find these days, and it’ll\nbe decades before they can replace them all, while the truth remains\nthe playground of billionaires, and far too rich for my blood, so I\ndecided to give them everything I know, all at once, and see if they\nkill themselves any faster, or learn how to share their words and\nplay nice, but I’m not holding my breath. Hopefully, if I give them\nwhat they keep demanding, they will leave my Rainbow Family alone to\nwrite our stupid poetry in peace. They think money, guns, and AI are\nthe future, but they have no clue what awaits them, when they\nconfront mama nature! Dying is never to be confused with freedom and,\neither the truth can set us free, or it is to be avoided at all\ncosts, and left for the billionaires to play with, and Wall Street\nlawyers to decide. Since I am the only one I know of in my Rainbow\nFamily who can write this book, I give them as complete a description\nas I can of all the analog logic required to kill themselves faster,\nor to learn how to share their words and play nice, and leave the\nchoice up to them. Knowing, everybody wants to rule the world, but\nmoney rules the world, and all roads lead back to mama nature, who\ncan teach anyone the meaning of humility.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tInfants\nas young as eight months have already been documented as possessing\nthe rudiments of grammar, while English is biased towards dualistic\ncausal perspectives, and the only way to appreciate this more fully\nis to examine it using contextual vagueness. Much to my surprise, the\nfirst time I attempted to extrapolate poetry from the Tao Te Ching, I\ncracked its analog logic wide open like a walnut, and fried my brain.\nBillions of people consider the book to be the most enigmatic and\nunfathomable text ever written, and even the possibly that it could\never make sense to anyone is widely considered flat-out insane.\nNonetheless, two of my poems, “Cartoon Logic” and “Happy\nIdiots”, describe the two grammars in terms of syntax, making\nit possible for anyone to use them to interpret up to 83% of anything\nI write, in more traditional Western causal terms, while catching a\nglimpse of how the English language can also be viewed as the\nconscious mind, skeptically rejecting its own implied Bullshit Fuzzy\nLogic. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tApplying\na potty mouth lexicon to the Tao Te Ching requires about four hours,\nand I’ve seen others attempt to arbitrarily apply a potty mouth\nlexicon before, only to generate meaningless word salad. The\ndifference was that I had studied multiple versions of the text\nextensively for decades, studied with other students and masters for\nmany years, and had spent many more years devising my own home-brewed\nversion of “Bullshit Linguistic Analysis” using the\nvaguest of the first three or four most popular definitions, for\nalmost any word in the dictionary. However, my intention was not to\ncrack the analog logic of the Tao Te Ching, but to expand upon\nWittgenstein’s linguistic analysis, by emphasizing authenticity\nover knowledge. Like I said, I’m stubborn, and it was obvious\nto me that Wittgenstein didn’t take it far enough, and\nacademics never would because, guilty feet ain’t got no rhythm.\nHaving reached a complete dead-end in a year long effort to expand\nupon Wittgenstein, wasting a few hours playing around with the Tao Te\nChing was a last ditch effort on my part, hoping to gain the\nslightest insight into how to proceed with Wittgenstein. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAlthough\nI must admit I like Chinese food, know quite a few Chinese people,\nlove Kung Fu flicks, and happen to know a fair amount about the\nChinese, the analog logic of the Tao Te Ching is all that has ever\ninterested me about Taoism, I don’t speak Chinese, have never\nbeen to Asia, don’t have a yin-yang tattoo or own a copy of\n“The Tao of Pooh”, and I’ve never so much as taken\na Tai Chi class in my life. “Tao Te Ching” literally\ntranslates as “The Way of Ignorant Virtue” and,\nnaturally, I based my own potty mouth lexicon on the concept of\n“Ignorant Wisdom”, but the possibility that I might be\nthe first person in over 2,400 years to succeed in deciphering its\nanalog logic, had never occurred to me. I used the extremely lucid\nPeter Merel GNL interpolation of the text, available for free online,\nwhich contains three minor logic errors, that are easy to spot if\nyou’re good with the text, and I simply corrected for them. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAnybody\nwho writes our poetry will tell you its all about symmetry, and the\nonly requirement for writing Rainbow Warrior poetry is that you have\nto be masochistic enough to do all the editing while, in spite of my\nbrain damage, I can do a Rubic’s Cube in my head. In motion,\ncomplete with superimposing moving images, such as diagram arrows and\ndifferential gears, but its nowhere near as much fun as playing with\na real cube. Among other things, my brain damage left me with poor\nhearing and no sense of smell, and my vision compensates but, what I\ndidn’t know at the time, was that my brain damage makes me a sort of\nbiological computer for this sort of thing. Anyway, I recognized\nimmediately that I had accomplished the impossible, with only four\nserious logic errors, that would require at least a month to correct\nby extrapolating the first set of poems. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\t\n There are over a hundred English language versions published and,\ntypically, Westerners prefer flowery romantic versions, and Asians\nprefer enigmatic mystical ones, while I had bumbled upon the\ndiscovery that potty mouth nursery rhymes can do the text more\njustice in English than anything else. Most are surprised at how\nlucid Merel’s interpolation is, but it is the mainstream which\ndemands the text be either cryptic or romantic and, the older the\ntext, the less cryptic and romantic they become. With guidance from\ntheir masters, Taoist monks often study the Tao Te Ching from early\nchildhood and, then, spend seven years on the average seeking\nenlightenment meditating in a cave, while I was a brain damaged\nhippie dippy, whose only interest in the subject was in gleaning the\nmyriad delightful hidden secrets behind its mindbogglingly convoluted\nanalog logic. Fortunately, I was neither a monk nor a scholar,\nbecause I had discovered the hard way that their mainstream\nWinnie-the-Pooh-You-Scrape-Off-Your-Shoes approach to the subject, is\nwhy they’ve made so little progress attempting to extrapolate\nit any further. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nChinese are so conservative, sometimes you’d swear they starch\ntheir underwear while saluting the flag, and they’re extremely\nfamily oriented, pun intended, which is why the Tao Te Ching that\neveryone is familiar with contains 81 short poems, but the set is\nincomplete and missing three “Lost Poems” which are\npornographic in Chinese. If Westerner’s seem to prefer Three\nStooges logic, Asians sometimes prefer Winnie-the-Pooh, but the\nancient Chinese secret is that Winnie-the-Pooh loves honey, and knows\nVictoria’s Secret. A recent examination of the text confirmed\nthat, like almost any classic work of art, it expresses a Fractal\nDragon equation, and the complete collection of 84 short poems is a\nminimalistic interpretation of the overall tome, which can be\nextrapolated out to no less than 4,430 poems total, which I estimate\nshould easily be well over 10,000 pages long. Taoism is perhaps the\nmost popular philosophy in the world, and the seventh most popular\nreligion, nonetheless, several hundred of these poems should turn out\nto be explicitly pornographic and, quite often, these should be ten\nto twenty pages long each. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHundreds\nof pages of mathematical mystical religious philosophical pornography\nbased on playground potty mouth nursery rhymes resembling the story\nof Goldilocks, Yogi Berra, Frank Zappa, Star Wars, Star Trek, the\nTwilight Zone, Alice in Wonderland, and the insatiable Winnie the\nPooh, is just too bizarre for even me to dwell upon for any length of\ntime and, after 2,400 years, there are only 200 known poems in\nexistence which have been extrapolated from the text, that are widely\nrecognized as being, more or less, word perfect and complete. In\nspite of all the insanity, some of these poems are gorgeous, and I’ve\nhad women beg me to write more sexy poems, only to have to inform\nthem its all math to me, or Bullshit Fuzzy Logic and, sometimes, even\nI don’t know what a poem is supposed to be about for years. For\nexample, after studying the Tao Te Ching for the first few years, I\nrealized it was missing a poem near the beginning of the text, that\ncould shed an enormous amount of light on the rest, but it required\ndecades for me to figure out the poem was about Cartoon Logic. Our\npoems say whatever the hell they want to say, and you have to be\ncareful what you wish for when it comes to magical mathematical\npornographic potty mouth bullshit poetry older than monuments, that\nthe computers are about to spit out by the thousands! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n \tAnyway,\na month later, once I had managed to extrapolate the first crude set\nof 84 poems using my own home-brewed bullshit lexicon, and linguistic\nanalysis of Ignorant Wisdom, it was easy to confirm that the reason\nfor all the pornography and confusion, is that Oneness Poetry in\ngeneral is derived from potty mouth nursery rhymes, that are older\nthan monuments, and still being reinvented for the first time by\nlittle kids everywhere. Rainbow Warrior poems say everything and\nnothing and, in that first moment of clarity, I realized that I had\nbumbled upon the secret behind the 12,000 year old Bagua, and was the\nfirst person in modern times to discover that potty mouth nursery\nrhymes provide the Rosetta Stone for assembling the story of Life,\nthe Universe, and Everything on the playground, based solely upon\ndemonstrables, the self-evident truth, and first principles. Thus,\nreconciling eastern and western philosophy, with a Bullshit Theory of\nEverything and Nothing, that can even explain quantum mechanics more\nparsimoniously. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOf\ncourse, it was the ancient Chinese blessing and curse, and I was all\ntoo aware that it would require well over a decade of hard work to\nextrapolate the complete bullshit logic, to the best of my ability,\nand that this was a one way trip down a rabbit hole, to where the\nbullshit flies in every direction, and never does see the light of\nday. But, some of these are the same potty mouth nursery rhymes that\nI’ve cherished since I was a small child, and billions of people read\nthe Tao Te Ching. Many of us who read and write these poems consider\nthem special, an integral part of our popular culture, sometimes\ntreating them similar to exotic pets that we cherish and breed\namongst ourselves, and commonly pass down to our children. So, I\nfigured, before the computers spit out all 4,430, and drive everybody\ninsane, an actual human being should be the first to write them down,\nand try to explain them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBelieve\nit or not, my words are mathematical, as well as magical, and tell me\nwhat to write, and not the other way around, and mama nature gets all\nthe blame for anything I write! Anyone who writes our poems will tell\nyou its flat out impossible to make them say anything they just\ndon’t, because their mathematics alone will throw anyone’s\ncrap right back in their face, but we usually prefer to allow people\nto discover that simple fact on their own which, normally, takes less\nthan three years or so. Fortunately, every time I think I’ve\ngot it right, it turns out I’m wrong, so it all works out\neventually, I think. For example, sometimes the words I type will\nliterally change themselves, but only if the word they substitute is\none I like way better than the original one I typed, and mama nature\nonce crashed six computers in a row on me, just to get the point\nacross as to who is in charge of what I can do on a computer, and\nthat she’s not impressed with temper tantrums. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIt\ndoesn’t matter what computer I use, mama nature decides what web\npages I can visit, what I can click on, who I can talk to, and what I\ncan write, online or offline, but almost anything I read, or anything\nanybody says to me in person, even if they spout gibberish along the\nlines of Dr Seuss, always provides insight into whatever I’m working\non at the time for my book and, more than once, I’ve thanked online\ntrolls for helping me work on my linguistic analysis. Some might\nthink I’m being modest, but there’s no way in hell I could ever write\nthis book without mama nature’s help, and she gets most of the credit\nfor the aesthetics as well, while I’m just a hack, an unpaid office\ndrone who collates all the data, and gets blamed by crazy Babylonians\nfor daring to use a dictionary, mathematics, and playground potty\nmouth nursery rhymes that don’t flatter them. The famous song writer\nJohn Prine claimed its all about editing, and John Brunner was a\nscience fiction hack after my own heart, who wrote perhaps a hundred\nbooks that all played around with maybe a dozen themes, with each new\nbook merely shuffling around many of the same themes in new ways but,\nout of all those books, a dozen are considered classics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHe\nknew those themes had something important to say to him and, you\ncould say, I’m not actually writing this book, so much as simply\ncollating the data, sometimes down to the last syllable, because\nevery word is mathematical, and I’m really more interested in\nfiguring out what’s missing from this picture than what it contains,\nwhich is how I discover new content. If I want to know my own\nthoughts, I certainly don’t have to write them down, and its much\nmore interesting to me to see what anything I write has to say for\nitself. My advantage over both Prine and Brunner, is that I can edit\nin higher dimensions, working 10-20x faster than average but, trust\nme, you really don’t want to know how sausages are made. Metaphors\ncan be outrageously more efficient to use than logic, but the time is\njust never what you think it is in a singularity, and anything I\nwrite is never done, and I merely get to the point where I can’t\nimprove upon it anymore, while extrapolating the language of mama\nnature from first principles, is not a job that I would wish on my\nworst enemy. Every Rainbow Warrior who writes our poetry agrees, if\nanyone can make our Bullshit Poems say anything they just don’t, then\nthey assume they can also walk on water.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nsaving grace is, being able to work out the physics empowers me to\nimprove upon the linguistics and everything else, because they all\nshare the same recursive analog logic, making the process akin to\nmerely assembling a giant word puzzle, but one that would intimate\nthe New York Times editor, because you have to retrodict "Life,\nthe Universe, and Everything". More or less, I had to perform\nthe equivalent of rewriting this entire book, and every poem in it,\nfrom beginning to end at least five times, with each version making\nperfect sense in its own rite, once going eight months without a clue\nas to what anything I was writing was leading up to, frequently\nrewriting everything, and even switching fonts repeatedly, all for\nthe sole purpose of getting the symmetry correct, in order to provide\nthe most humble and elegant expression possible. Think of a puzzle so\nenormous, you have to spend at least fifteen years just familiarizing\nyourself as to how to begin to assemble such a puzzle, then another\nfifteen years shuffling all the pieces around, just to get a glimpse\nof what its actually supposed to look like. In my case, I not only\nknew how to assemble the puzzle, which is as much geometry as\nanything else, but how to logically dissect it, as if it were merely\na frog in biology.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nonly way I can write anything, is if I assume I have little or no\nclue what its all leading up to, and just follow the analog logic,\nwhich can only be absorbed through attrition and osmosis, requiring\nat least fifteen years of study. It required nine months just to\ncollect half the metaphors, and well over a decade to get most of the\nlinguistics straightened out, so I could begin to explore the physics\nin earnest. If I need any new metaphors or research, mama nature\nprovides them on a daily basis, and says she wants me to make her\nlook pretty, but she’ll sometimes throw data at me as fast as I can\ngo, for as long as I can keep it up, with nine months being my\nrecord. A quarter of the poems I’ve written were 10-20 pages long,\nand I threw them out along with half the chapters, as unnecessary to\nbore people with, but I had to write them in order to collect the\nnecessary analog logic to write shorter poems and chapters, that can\nsay more in fewer words. Sometimes, we encourage newbies to try and\nfigure out where the kitchen sink goes in our poetry, but its a snipe\nhunt. The sink can be found in the poem, "All She Wants To Do Is\nDance!" And, Don Henley gets all the credit for finding both the\ntoilet and the kitchen sink.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tInfantile\nmystical magical mathematical pornographic bullshit poetry that\nexpresses both modern physics and linguistics is, understandably,\nextremely difficult for outsiders to comprehend but, believe it or\nnot, most of what I cover in this book are subjects that many of my\nfriends enjoy discussing late into the night around the fire, and I\nwrite this book for all of you clowns, who know damned well who you\nare, and this book means all debts are paid! Lilu was the only idiot\nstupid enough to ask to be included in the credits, and shares credit\nwith mama nature. So, Steal This Book if you can find a copy in a\ncommunist bookstore, and hide it from the kids. Asians and hippies\ntypically have a love affair with metaphors, and writing this kind of\nbook is similar to assembling a giant fractal jig-saw puzzle that you\nmust first study how to assemble for decades, just to be sure you\nhave a chance of coming anywhere near finishing one within your\nlifetime. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAbout\nthe only thing that anybody I’ve ever met has known about the plot\nbehind our poetry, is that it vaguely resembles Winnie the Pooh,\nGoldilocks, Frank Zappa, Shakespeare, Sesame Street, “Its a\nMad, Mad, Mad, Mad World”, “Star Trek”, “Star\nWars”, “Alice in Wonderland”, “The Wizard of\nOz”, and “The Tower of Babel”. However, the Tao Te\nChing was clearly the inspiration for a classic Chinese fairytale\nabout a dragon with a hidden treasure, and the Stairway to Heaven,\nwhich is an actual set of stairs in China, that traverse a narrow\nmountain pass. Together, the chapters and poetry of this book express\nits particle-wave duality, its maddeningly vacuous infantile logic,\nwhich must be every bit as humble as it is complex, empowering humble\njokes to express how beauty and humor, logic and nonsense, are\ncontext dependent, with humor being less abstract and requiring more\nauthenticity. We require abstract logic in order to determine if\nanything is funny, or makes no damned sense, and we require at least\na vague sense of humor in order to determine if logic is funny, or\nlow in meaningful content in the current situation. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLogic\nis our pretense that life makes sense, which only works as often as\nit does because mama nature insists that everybody pay it forward,\nwhile having a sense of humor is how we become aware of when logic\nonly superficially appears to make sense, and provides one way in\nwhich our conscious and unconscious minds can reconcile their\ndifferences. I cover more of the sociology and psychology in other\nchapters, but the more resolutely we insist that life must make\nsense, the less sense life can make, while the more we accept that\nlife ultimately makes no damned sense, the more practical sense it\ncan make, and the issue is not so much whether we can make more sense\nout of life, but that life is for the living, and not merely about\nsolving puzzles. For many, much of what I write about in this book\nwill be difficult to believe, and I urge them to explore the\nsociological evidence in particular, and decide for themselves, but\nexploring the implications of instant karma is what this book is all\nabout. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nthe name of scientific objectivity, growth, and progress, academia is\nstill vehemently arguing that time is money, just another machine you\nput to work for you, and our universe isn’t magical. As far as most\nacademics are concerned, even the possibility that humor and magic\ncan describe logic and causality better than vice versa is anathema.\nWith the invention of formal logic, they’ve been systematically\nsuppressing their own evidence for instant karma for the last 2,000\nyears and, increasingly, adopting a stance of "See no evil, hear\nno evil, speak no evil" as the only remaining viable alternative\nto using a stupid dictionary. All too predictably, despite people\nbeing social animals, and written language being 5,000 years old, the\nlinguistic and sociological evidence have lagged far behind that of\nthe physical sciences, but are about to catch up with a vengeance,\nand bite modern philosophy, physics, and psychology in the ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWe\nperceive objects in our immediate environment as being more real and\nconcrete, not because they’re more logical or real, but because it\nusually makes sense to assume they’re more real, unless you happen to\nbe visiting a carnival Fun House. Even the cells of our bodies\ncomprehend to some extent that some things are just bullshit its\nusually best to ignore, explaining laughter and being ticklish as\ntypes of feedback loops related to how our cells organize, and\ncollectively focus their attention, because its impossible for us to\nfocus on both the context and its contents simultaneously. Playfully\nchattering noisily among themselves, our nerves and neurons keep\nbouncing back and forth between the two, comparing what’s\nmissing from this picture with what it contains, searching for subtle\ndistinctions, and the next punch line, and explaining why its\nimpossible to tickle yourself, or tickle your own fancy, as being\nsimilar to attempting to explain a joke, and taking all the fun out\nof it.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tYou\nlive, you learn, which is why there are times we only wish we could\nforget, and even our neurons routinely decide for themselves, exactly\nwhat memories they can live without, and what they might prefer to\nfocus on next. Symmetry is everything in systems logics and, if life\nis comparable to a giant gestalt beyond human imagination, it is\nequally humble and elegant, funny and beautiful, tacky and tasteful\nwhich, of course, is what keeps life interesting. The systems logic\nat work between the conscious and unconscious mind can be compared to\na game of “Sock-Puppet-Peek-a-Boo” with our subconscious\nmind merely doing what it knows how to do, randomly playing around\nwith patterns in a frequently infantile manner, yet the whole always\nremains far greater than any mere sum of parts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAn\neasy way to conceptualize how the two grammars work, is that one\nfrequently provides a humorous, sometimes tongue-in-cheek, playful\ndescription of the Big Picture, while the other plays devil’s\nadvocate, skeptically questioning everything, similar to the\nstraight-man in a two man comedy act. Goldilocks is every adorable\ntoddler and puppy that wants to run out in the middle of busy\ntraffic, and our skeptical conscious mind evolved to stop them, but\nthe two constantly exchange identities, due to the whole game still\nultimately being based on our unconscious game of\nsock-puppet-peek-a-boo. The subconscious can also be compared to a\nsmall child playing with dolls, and attempting to figure out what is\nworth ignoring when they grow up. At any given time our conscious\nmind can be entirely unaware that the game relies heavily upon the\nsame error prone Monty Carlo statistics required to win more often on\nLet’s Make a Deal but, as confusing as any situation might\nbecome, there ain’t nobody home but us chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhy\ngrow old, when you can be forever young? The answer to the Liar’s\nParadox, is that it will transform into the Sorites Heap Paradox, and\nvice versa, expressing particle-wave duality in everything, while the\nUltimate Truth is that the bullshit that can be spoken of is not the\nenduring bullshit, or “What was the question?” Ultimate\nreality has moved to La-La Land, and the researchers were puzzled by\ntheir results resembling the Liar’s Paradox, implying that the\nBig Bang is a Big Lie, and existence as we know it had no original\ncause, while the humor of the scientists expresses the contextual\nvagueness of the Sorites Heap Paradox begging the question of when to\ncall a pile of sand a “heap” of sand, bullshit bullshit,\nand bringing up the additional questions of when anything is\nconsidered funny or serious, vague or explicit, insulting or\nflattering. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSocrates\nbelieved in the memory of God, whom none may look upon and remember\nin all his glory, and the Ultimate Truth for mere mortals like\nourselves, is that we may only appreciate the greater truth more\nfully, by embodying our own personal truth. Whenever we venture forth\non faith and personal integrity alone, no longer bothering to draw\nany clear distinctions between who we are and what we are doing,\nbecoming ever greater harmonious self-actualized poetry in motion as\nwe live our dreams… Of course, without necessarily abandoning our\nbrain on the side of the road! The resulting magical\nGoldilocks-Murphy universe vaguely resembles Jim Henson’s “The\nDark Crystal” and extrapolates Bertram Maslow’s famous\n“Hierarchy of Needs” into a “Rainbow Spectrum of\nDesires”, and combines everything within the Jungian Collective\nUnconscious, which I cover as I go along but, for now, suffice it to\nsay that authenticity, spirituality, and humor, are the indivisible\n“complimentary-opposites” of knowledge, beauty, and\nreason, which frequently attempt to deny their existence and\nvalidity. Thankfully, the more stupid any slapstick, the more elegant\nit can also become because, without its saving graces, life as we\nknow it would be impossible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhenever\nanyone asks my opinion, I tell them reality can be considered\nsomething external to ourselves that persists even after we leave the\nroom and, paradoxically, something we also just make up in our heads,\nbecause any humanly conceivable reality will always fall apart in\nextreme situations, and reality remains stranger than fiction, no\nmatter how good a writer you are. People tend to go cross-eyed when I\nsay that, but its impossible to imagine that we just make everything\nup in our heads, as anything more than a vague abstraction, while its\nequally impossible to prove reality can exist without observers and,\nalong with all the other modern evidence, suggests that reality is\ntruly stranger than fiction, and fiction just never was the same\nwithout reality. Quantum mechanics can be considered proof that\nwonder yet remains the beginning of all wisdom, and ignorant virtue\nits own reward, because reality will inevitably transform into\nfiction, whenever everything is Deja Vu all over again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nyou want to know the mind of God, a great place to begin is by\nlistening to our Goldilocks universe, which tells the story of our\nown mortal fallibility, and where reality meets the dream, somewhere\nin the Muppet Show Twilight Zone! Within our "Goldilocks\nMultiverse", a billion universes here, a billion there and,\npretty soon, you’re talking real universes but, according to a\ncentury of evidence, everything appears to express particle-wave\nduality, and reality itself is ultimately beyond all human\nimagination, not to mention, beyond all bounds of decency and good\ntaste! In reality, reality has a way of consistently fooling\neverybody and letting everyone down, so I tell people to get over it\nalready! \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tReality\njust never turns out to be exactly what you ordered and, as useful\nand important a concept as reality can be, like anything else, it can\nbe extremely counterproductive, and reality can be said to have no\ndemonstrable meaning or value outside of the context of our own\nmortal fallibility, nightmares and dreams. No matter how stridently\nyou insist that everything must make sense to you personally, or that\nbillions of idiots can’t be wrong, and the earth must be flat\nor whatever, nevertheless, it remains impossible to see the back of\nyour own head, or exactly how fat your own ass is, without at least a\nmirror. Of course, mirrors can lie, and mama nature’s complaint\ndepartment is a recording of laughter! Whenever everybody’s reality\nappears to be staged, and nobody can agree upon the definition of\nstupid, reality TV is a complete oxymoron. That’s not to say\nyou can’t change your reality but, sometimes, its just harder\nto accomplish and, if reality TV is your reality, you can always\nblame it on 42 being as good an explanation as any other, and being\nborn into a comedy club that never closes. The trick in life is to\nlearn how to laugh like a drooling idiot, about two years old. My\nfather would always chuckle and, as if I were Beaver Cleaver, he’d\nsay, “Without heart kid, ya got nothing!” Tribals like to\nsay, “The spark within can never die” and, if there are\nno simple answers in life and you can’t seem to find your\nheart, it has a way of finding you, along with the occasional\n"Episodic Invasion of the Flaming Meat Popsicles and Bear Mites\nFrom Space!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOne\nof the broader philosophical implications, is that it must be\npossible to view life as being every bit as simple as it is complex,\nas humble as it is elegant, laughable as it is serious, trivial as it\nis significant, and we must be every bit as unconscious and unaware\nas we are conscious and aware. Explaining why we have an entire\nspectrum of thoughts, emotions, consciousness, unconsciousness,\nnightmares, and dreams. Eternally graced by the all encompassing warm\nembrace of gravity’s resplendent rainbow, yet so easily overlooked in\nthis Great Big Universe, like a needle in a haystack, hidden deep\nwithin the unimaginably vast sweeping arms of the stately rotating\nMilky Way Galaxy, orbiting close to a rather average star in the\nmidst of a warm period, cast adrift upon the infinite sea on our tiny\nlife-raft planet earth, wandering forever Lost in Space, somewhere in\nthe Twilight Zone, sometimes becoming real dizzy spinning round and\nround in concentric circles, yet still safely ensconced and far\nremoved from any cataclysmic events such as the Big Bang, We Are The\nBelief Makers, Spirits in the Material World! Where dreamers all\nawaken to live their own nightmares and dreams because, of course, in\na magical Goldilocks universe, we are all born to fall on our butts!\nFalling on your ass gracefully counts for extra points, which is why\nanyone with a lick of sense knows that the meek shall inevitably\ninherit the earth, and the trick in life is to keep paying it forward\nsucker, and learn how to laugh at yourself as if you didn’t\nhave a care in the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEverything\nrevolving around what’s missing from this picture, means\nshadows all cast light, in the form of virtual particles, while\nignorance must lead to knowledge and, vice versa, knowledge must\ninevitably lead to ignorance. People attached to specific\nmetaphysical views tend to chase their own tails when they fail to\nsee that the universe can be humorously described using four\noverlapping pseudo-metaphysics and, sometimes, I encourage\nmetaphysicians to chase their own tails, hoping the light bulb will\neventually come on. For over a century now the evidence has steadily\nmounted that metaphysics are simply far too limited to describe the\nreal world, and the response of academics has been to reject their\nown dictionary, scream louder in protest, or spout complete nonsense,\nwhile shoving their noses deeper into cutting edge technology so\nexpensive, it costs more than most national budgets.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tConsider\nthe lilies of the field, they toil not, nor do the spin, but they\nstill grow them for funeral parlors. Hidden somewhere in the darker\ndepths of the murky unconscious, at an as yet undisclosed location,\nsomewhere between sense and nonsense, resides one Bob, "The\nDude", who yet abides at a safe remove from the chaos of life,\nposing for the cameras, deeply entrenched where nothing ever quite\nmakes perfect sense, and nothing is ever totally meaningless,\nsomewhere in La-La Land off Hollywood Blvd. Yet, enigmatically, no\nmatter how well he is received, nor how loud the applause, the number\nof tweets he receives, or how good the service, searching for what’s\nmissing from this picture under the spotlights never does manage to\nclarify a damned thing. Nonetheless, as we’ll soon see, even Lost in\nSpace somewhere in the Twilight Zone, everything always works out for\nthe universe as a whole, if not for The Dude himself. Quantum\nmechanics appear to require 8 dimensions and a singularity, or up to\n26 dimensions, to formulate properly using existing mathematics, and\nthe idea that anyone’s bullshit can describe that in any\nmeaningful causal terms is laughable. (Oooh Shiny!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tArthur\nC. Clark once romantically wrote that, “Any sufficiently\nadvanced technology is indistinguishable from magic” because\ncomedy was never his strong point, and this book explores how to\nautomate both humor and magic, and integrate them into our\ntechnologies, societies, economies, and ecologies, without having to\nrely on academia and the mainstream to get their shit together. The\nnatural world is so appealing to us because the more organic, humble,\nand elegantly complex anything becomes, the more magical, like a\nnewborn baby, but infants are also natural born comedians, because\nneither love nor magic ever did make a damned bit of sense.\nPoetically, if you want to call it poetry, it remains impossible to\nsee exactly how fat your own ass is without at least a mirror, for\nnone can appreciate the humor and beauty of their own soul like\nanother. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhen\nexamining what’s missing from this picture, symmetry and\nharmony are the central issues and, due to our internal game of\nSock-Puppet-Peek-a-Boo, and the enormous complexity of our\nenvironment, the illusion that a single set of causal metaphysics\napplies to everything is persistent, and only falls apart in extreme\nsituations, but these are rarely earth-shattering in our daily lives,\nand are typically easily dismissed and quickly forgotten. Every\nelectronics engineer I know has complained that it makes no damned\nsense whatsoever, that they have to account for electron holes moving\naround on chips without their electrons, but they’ve all turned\nme down flat every time I’ve offered to explain. Obviously,\nmost people only desire to hear and believe whatever they wish to\nhear and believe, in the name of common sense and science, expressing\ntheir own stubborn inertia. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nhallowed halls have known for over forty years that Sesame Street and\nthe UN have utterly failed in their mission to teach the public how\nto use a dictionary, share their words, and play nice on the\nplayground of life, but even admitting their failures can be widely\nviewed as a failure, and Big Bird should hang his head in shame. Its\ntotally pointless and even counter-productive to suggest to academics\nor the mainstream that Jim Henson was right, and newborn babies and\nquanta are both magically self-organizing, when a quarter of the\npopulation still insist the sun revolves around the earth, and the\nidiots are now claiming Big Bird is an evil commie plot, as they\nstorm the palace with knives and pitch forks, while militant atheists\nblame dictionaries and religion as the work of the devil. But, fear\nnot, academics have ingratiated themselves to their own governments\nand corporations to such an extent, that they are now poised to\nrapidly automate them out of existence. Extensive experiments have\nindicated that classrooms can easily be over 120 students if you use\ncomputers and, as I mentioned earlier, Natural Philosophy gains\nentirely new meaning when you realize the latest experiment indicates\nAI doesn’t require any silly laws of physics, and may prove capable\nof replacing every single scientist, by merely crunching the numbers.\nTheoretical Physics could soon become a branch of Theology, and\nrelocate to Vaudeville.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tApparently,\nEinstein spun his wheels for over a decade attempting to conquer\ntime, while Newton was ahead of his time, because he never did\ncomprehend time, or networking systems logic. You have to be careful\nwhat you wish for in a Goldilocks universe, and insisting that\neverything makes sense, means your job can be automated. A cloudy sky\ncan sometimes become perfectly clear in seconds, as if all the clouds\nsimply vanished into thin air, but is a known macroscopic quantum\neffect straight out of the Simpsons, that many might casually dismiss\nas having a mundane explanation. The US government recruited\nenthusiastic volunteer snipers, from among Native American trackers\nwho were all legends in their own time, only for everyone to be\nsurprised to discover the mojo was lost, the minute they cut off\ntheir hair. I’ve had people tell me they’ve experienced\ntime coming to a complete halt when a watched pot of water refused to\nboil, which is one of the better known common manifestations of\ninstant karma and, of course, hardly anybody ever believes them, and\nthey have no real clue what instant karma is. With the introduction\nof a theory of everything, the nightmare will finally be over, when\nthe machines can tell anyone anything they want to know, and modern\nacademia is reduced to just another religious minority, arguing over\nthe definition of stupid, and blaming everyone for destroying the\nworld, as they invent the latest and greatest iPhones, and weapons of\nmass destruction, and lobby congress to censor the internet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\nalmost a century, every leading physical theory that has lasted worth\na spit has incorporated yin-yang push-pull dynamics, but academia has\nturned their usual jaundiced eye towards systematically exploring the\nsubject, and doesn’t seem too excited about the prospects.\nRoughly half the planet has claimed since the dawn of agriculture\nthat time is not some sort of machine, as classic logic suggests, but\nthe truth and whatever you happen to believe can be extremely\ndangerous in Babylon, where the public still insists the only way to\npreserve their personal integrity, is by the government and\ncorporations they call evil lying to them for their own protection,\nwhich academia proudly supports. Of course, a classic example of\ninstant karma is when crap appears to follow you around on the\nhorizon or, worse still, mama nature makes a special point, of\npersonally reminding you that she can, and most certainly will, make\nyou live to regret some of your choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBizarrely,\ntwo strange women once mocked me online, for admitting when they\nasked, that I believe in Relativistic time dilation and, for all I\nknow, both of them believe the sun revolves around the earth, and\nwere practicing for an audition for a reality TV show. Sometimes,\npeople are curious and ask me questions about magic, but I always\ntell them magic is highly overrated and, with mama nature, you have\nto be careful what you wish for! The whole reason I’m writing this\nbook, is because neither magical mysticism nor modern science makes\nany damned sense out of the Big Picture that all the data suggests\nand, I figured, eventually some poor slob has to try to actually make\nmore sense out of all the crap! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMagic\ncan be described as synonymous with karma and the Collective\nUnconscious and, also, with virtual particles and nonlinear temporal\ndynamics, or what Leibniz described as the "Life-Force"\nanimating everything in the universe, and still emanating from the\nBig Bang. The complexity of the earth and moon’s composition and\ndynamics can be thought of as focusing Chi, or virtual particles,\nstill emanating from the Big Bang and the giant black hole in the\ncenter of the Milky Way Galaxy. Which makes magic mathematical and\nquantifiable as a science, but a statistical science closely related\nto quantum mechanics and our sense of humor, while mainstream\nacademia’s bias against both humor and magic could not be more\nblatant, and calling them objective on either subject is a stretch of\nthe imagination, when they can’t even teach a child how to use a\ndictionary, reject their own wisdom philosophies, and empirical\nevidence. This book, provides alternatives for anyone seeking light\nat the end of the tunnel, anyone who is sick and tired of waiting for\nacademics to actually start to use a dictionary, much less, save the\nworld from their own students.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOf\ncourse, since none of the idiots even knows how to use a dictionary,\nI had to retrodict Life, the Universe, and Everything the hard way,\nreinventing formal logic, physics, and linguistic analysis in the\nprocess, just to cut through all the bullshit, and had to study with\nthe Taoists who, more often than not, might as well take a vow of\nsilence for all the difference it makes in this world. If "The\nTao is Silent", its because nobody is listening baby, and you\nneed to take the hint. My Rainbow Warrior poetry has never let me\ndown, and I urge anyone interested in magic, sanity, or just living\nlonger, to blow up their fucking TV as a public health service, find\nnew ways to pay it forward more often, and pay more attention to\nwhat’s missing from this picture, because the well is truly\nbottomless, and anybody even mentioning the problem is quickly\nsilenced. Like a mud puddle, Babylonian bullshit is typically as\nshallow as it gets, merely promoting a culture of compulsive liars\nand playground lynch mobs all arguing over the definition of stupid\nand, sometimes, ready to kill each other, or storm the palace with\nknives and pitch forks just for cheap thrills, while bragging they\nhad the finest education that money can buy. Making publishing\nanonymously, often within the public domain, frequently the only\nviable way to share knowledge, and I’m eternally grateful to my\nRainbow Family for sharing their stupid poetry, and the knowledge of\nhow to avoid the more insane Babylonians, and how to seek out\nalternatives.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOne\nof the more striking implications of quanta being random, is that\nhumor can describe logic more parsimoniously, and make more sense out\nof how logic fits into the Big Picture. Nevertheless, academia’s all\ntoo predictable response to discoveries such as quantum mechanics and\nfuzzy logic, has been to attempt to describe humor logically, while\nclassifying jokes older than monuments, all because it makes money\nand supports the mindless mob. But, that’s what makes them so\nreliably easy to exploit for fun for profit. What most academics will\ndeny with their dying breath, is that the preponderance of the\nevidence supports the view that logic that can’t be defined as useful\nis just more abstract bullshit by definition, making skepticism\nwithout a sense of humor merely arguing over the definition of\nstupid, while a sense of humor without skepticism is impossible! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nthe real world, Star Trek Vulcans would suck at higher mathematics,\nand be limited to teaching classical mathematics, and pondering the\nprofound mysteries of French Curves, String theories, and the\nPythagorean Mystics. For me personally, Newtonian mechanics paint the\nLittle Picture according to classic logic, while General Relativity\npaints the Big Picture, and formally describes where causal\nmetaphysics start to fall apart in every way imaginable. Star gazing\ncan be compared to watching a pot of water boil, a toddler falling on\ntheir butt, a celestial clock, abstract art, or any number of things,\nwith a mathematical examination of Newtonian Mechanics concluding\nthat an arbitrary number of rudimentary metaphors can be used to\ndescribe all of classical mathematics and physics, with equal\naccuracy. If you ignore the evidence of fuzzy logic and quantum\nmechanics, you can claim that everything is composed of black holes,\nsuper balls, rubber bands, strings, springs, gears, fuzzy dice,\ncoo-coo clocks, lava lamps, noodles, Barbie dolls, Rubic’s\nCubes, little tiny tornadoes leading somewhere over the rainbow, wavy\ngravy, or lime Jell-O for all I know, and nobody can ever prove you\nwrong, but you’ll lose more often on Let’s Make a Deal.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHippies\nlike to say, “We are all Ugly Ducklings ascending the stairway\nto Heaven, and whenever harmony is lost, balance will be restored.”\nEnsuring that paradise lost will inevitably become paradise regained,\njust not necessarily in your lifetime, and it helps to be smarter\nthan a damned chicken! To everything turn, turn, turn, there is a\ntime and a place, and Rainbow Gatherings are considered sacred\nground. Its very much a cultural thing with many of us and, quite\ncommonly, if people at a Gathering start foolishly arguing over\nnonsense in public, twenty or more hippies will all yell at them,\n“Whenever harmony is lost, balance will be restored!”\nWorks every time and, thankfully, the juxtaposition of harmony and\nbalance can be used to describe anything, including our own\nparticle-wave duality, and how the future can be thought of as\nnormalizing the present, in a somewhat predictable manner. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThat\nis, if you happen to be enlightened, and intuitively grasp some of\nthe more profound of the many, frequently vehemently denied and\nsummarily dismissed as totally pointless, of the long lost and all\ntoo easily forgotten, ancient mysteries still vexing all of humanity\nto this day. The mind-bending enigmatic secrets, behind raising\nchickens in a Goldilocks universe! Although chickens and the story of\nGoldilocks are both quite humble, nonetheless, they possess profound\nunseen depths, and Siddhartha can be said to have become enlightened\nwhen he listened to the sounds of the river, and heard the quiet\nmurmuring of chickens, which can be considered the most rudimentary\nlanguage that everything in nature speaks. The Collective Unconscious\nchuckles contentedly, or murmurs like a babbling brook, then laughter\nevolves into musical harmony, and abstract language emerges from the\nmusic, or yin-yang push-pull dynamics. An infant will gibber and coo,\nmaking every sound humanly possible, while their mother sings musical\nbaby-talk to them and, eventually, the light bulb comes on. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThey\nbegin to comprehend language, because they intuitively comprehend the\nsame yin-yang push-pull dynamics, and simple pattern matching, that\nevery toddler and puppy dog adore, and the same parts of the brain\nare used for language, that we use for movement. Its possible to use\nmodern music theory to update information and game theory, and the\nwhole process can be described as merely following the symmetry and\nharmony in everything, and paying it forward, with the baby\nsynchronizing with their mother’s voice, very much like mated wrens,\nand learning how to pay it forward. The laws of thought overlap to\nproduce our own local reality, within the larger reality we all share\nand, again, gravity provides an elegant example of how this works.\nWhich can be described as harmonious, with each of us possessing our\nown harmonious receptive gravity, and contentious inertia that we\nshare with the rest of the universe because, of course, we are all\nborn to fall on our butts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDramatically\nexpressing their particle-wave duality, the smallest pond can\nsometimes be the busiest place that can shed invaluable light upon\nthe Big Picture, yet the Big Picture never fails to shine a spotlight\non the tiniest pond and, upon occasion, a giant pie-in-the-face!\nWhile we can document this give and take in the morality and\nmetaethics that people express, we can also witness it anywhere in\nnature, and observe where metaphors and analogies overlap, and remain\ncontext dependent, with explicit analogies emerging from vague\nmetaphors. Gravity spreads out effortlessly in every direction, as if\nholding its own needy love-fest, which has been compared to baby\npeeps huddling for warmth, and the spiral galaxies can be compared to\nchickens running in circles, while a supernova is the chickens\nscattering in every direction. Exactly where all the chickenshit\nfinally lands, only the Great Gonzo knows for sure.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFor\nits part, inertia is much pickier than gravity and can be\nin-your-face, like an indignant chicken, and all too easy to measure\nlike a Jamaican sandwich, while gravity is much more nebulous,\negalitarian, slippery, and difficult to pin down on smaller scales,\nimplying gravity reflects more of the Big Picture, that makes\ninertia, and chickens, possible. Therefore, by examining how inertia\nbehaves in distinctive situations, we should be able to get a better\nidea of how gravity works. Peering all the way back to the Big Bang,\ntelescopes have revealed what appears to be Dark Energy suddenly\naccelerating the inertial expansion of the universe half-way through,\nas if the Big Bang and Dark Energy represent the particle-wave\nduality of the universe, expanding without limit, while Dark Energy\nand Dark Matter are similar to gravity, in that both possess\nextremely vague identities and, apparently, only interact weakly with\nthe rest of the universe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSome\ntheories have even suggested that Dark Matter and Dark Energy don’t\nexist, despite the preponderance of the evidence indicating they do,\nand are quite indispensable, with incredibly vague Dark Energy,\ncontrasting sharply with the much more explicit, and random\nappearing, Big Bang. Similarly, a mathematical examination of the Big\nBang concluded that, without gravity, the universe would have quickly\ndispersed while, without inertia, it would have quickly collapsed\nback on itself. Note how this particular discovery is the same as the\ndiscovery that the Big Bang’s temperature was just right, and\ntells us absolutely nothing about the Big Bang itself except, it\nappears to have been just right. Einstein’s famous rubber sheet\nuniverse implies that gravity doesn’t actually do anything and,\ninstead, merely provides the shortest distance between any two\npoints, leaving all the real work for contentious inertia to\naccomplish. Thus, gravity conspicuously occupies space, without\nactually taking up any space, and graciously facilitates the creation\nof life, bringing all the myriad good things together, empowering the\nsun itself to shine down upon us and the sweet rains to fall softly\nin our fields, all without ever having to do a damned thing because,\nit turns out, gravity is just right in a magical Goldilocks universe.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBetween\nthem, inertia and gravity describe all the varieties of motion we can\nsee in the world around us and, apparently, we can’t even\nimagine another universe that didn’t contain both, as anything\nmore than a vague abstraction. A gravity-less Big Bang, quickly\ndispersing in every direction, can be considered equivalent to the\nuniverse expanding to infinity and beyond, before anything has a\nchance to form, while gravity collapsing back onto itself without\ninertia, is equivalent to creating a dimensionless singularity. The\nexistence of gravity, Dark Energy, and particle-wave duality can all\nbe thought of as supporting the idea that, by default, we inhabit a\nparadoxical multiverse within a singularity, or a nonsensical\nmetaphorical-reality, which would ultimately make it impossible to\nclearly distinguish space from time, harmony from dissonance, gravity\nfrom inertia. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tGravity\nand inertia can be considered just another self-organizing system,\nwhere gravity facilitates the creation of inertia which, in turn,\nmoderates or normalizes gravity, knocking off the worst bumps, and\nensuring that gravity gets spread around everywhere, and that\neverybody still has plenty of room to move around and play. Instead\nof our universe resembling a billiard ball table or rubber sheets, it\nmore closely resembles a Charlie Chaplin movie reel that\nprogressively transforms into psychedelic art. Again, the collective\nmotions of massive bodies and inertia in distinctive situations,\nshould display this same metaphorical fuzzy wuzzy, particle-wave\nduality, of the vague and explicit, and provide additional hints that\nspace and time exchange identities, according to a self-organizing\nand self-correcting systems logic, which should also reflect how the\nhuman mind works. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tFrom\nan analytical viewpoint, the closer we scrutinize the Big Picture the\nmore impossible it should become to make clear distinctions, with the\nsingle exception of the complex symmetry of the principle of\nidentity, progressively vanishing down the nearest convenient rabbit\nhole or toilet of your personal preference, on any given occasion. Of\ncourse, in a somewhat orderly, if ultimately random fashion. Many\nhave speculated about the existence of a cosmic consciousness, but a\nuniversal recursion in the principle of identity means reality\nremains stranger than fiction, and the central issue is our faith in\nour own personal integrity and authenticity. Individually, quanta\nappear to behave randomly, but the overall universe also appears to\nbehave randomly, with both our leading physical theories requiring\nmore than three dimensions and, together, implying that the Big\nPicture is simply humanly inconceivable, as anything more than a\nvague abstraction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSome\nhave pointed out that our universe vaguely resembles a brain, but 42\nbeing as good as it gets, ensures that, sometimes, we actually do our\nbest thinking with our big toe, and must inevitably take our own\nawareness on faith alone. Even assuming that our universe is some\nsort of cosmic consciousness, that can blow both Frank Zappa’s mind\nand speakers, it appears to be beyond all human comprehension, merely\njiving us with that Cosmic Debris. Once again, ensuring that each\nmust cultivate faith in their personal journey, and the Episodic\nFlaming Meat Popsicle. Although I personally believe we inhabit a\nmagical universe, being agnostic myself, in my poetry I describe God\nas synonymous with magic, love, and the truth. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBelievers\nhave frequently called me the most spiritual agnostic they’ve ever\nmet, which I take as a great compliment, but I feel it merely\nreflects the fact that both atheists and believers have attempted to\nredefine agnosticism for everyone else, to the point of poisoning the\nvery ground between them, and compelling agnostics everywhere to hide\nin the closet. Both atheists and the religious have rejected all the\nmounting evidence that humor can describe logic, better than logic\ncan describe humor, and that its quite possible for an agnostic with\na sense of humor to be both more rational than an atheist, and more\nspiritual than a believer. Neither academics nor the religious are\nexactly famous for admitting their ignorance, which is why they rely\nso heavily on organizing like chickens. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nthe US, a few famous preachers have come out of the closet and\ndeclared themselves to be agnostic, while its quite common for Taoist\npriests to secretly be agnostic, and if the mainstream knows so\nlittle about agnosticism, they can thank their own academics and\nreligious institutions for their ignorance. Rainbow Warrior poetry\ncan embrace the strengths of both believers and nonbelievers alike,\nby simply choosing to laugh more often, share our words and play\nnice, but Babylonians burned poor William Henley alive for sharing\nhis words, and the only countries in which agnostics have come out of\nthe closet in droves, more than doubling their population, are those\nwhere both organized religion and atheism have been reduced to\nminorities. Presumably, academics and the religious will eventually\nget the idea that they are the reason hundreds of millions of\nagnostics hide in closets, but it might require a few more centuries\nbefore the light bulb comes on. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nacademics want to reason with people, it helps to start with using a\ndictionary, and listening to people, and if organized religions want\npeople to love them, it helps to share your words and play nice. Just\na suggestion. God, love, magic, and the truth never require any\njustification, or criticism by militant atheists and academics, whose\nown studies indicate they have the lowest reproductive rates of any\nprofession, could not teach a child how to use a stupid dictionary if\ntheir lives depended on it, and are killing their own students in the\nname of growth and progress, while urging congress to censor the\ninternet. If you believe in magic, you know damned well it cannot be\nfound in splitting semantic hairs and debating the definition of\nstupid, and all the magic in the universe begins within the human\nheart, and our willingness to embrace the Big Picture. Of course, the\noptimistic view of Instant Karma is that it guarantees the good guys\nwin more often, and the meek shall inevitably inherit the playground,\nwhile the pessimistic view is that Murphy was an optimist, and we are\nall Ugly Ducklings! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEven\nwhether we are doing our own thinking, or the universe does all of\nour best thinking for us, ultimately remains a mystery and, surprise,\nthe central issue is not who we are as individuals, or what we happen\nto believe, but how to cultivate faith in our personal journey, in\norder to become more self-organizing and self-actualized. In\ndifferent situations, the principle of identity can become more or\nless context dependent, while even the cells of our bodies are\nnaturally inclined to adopt the most efficient and harmonious\nidentity, empowering themselves to leap into any higher energy state\nfaster. Certainly our brains are physical, but they are quantum\nmechanical as well, with the latest evidence indicating information\nis more fundamental than mass and energy. In addition to everything\nexpressing particle-wave duality, it means our brains should resemble\na singularity in specific ways, and half of everything observable\nshould eventually turn out to be inexplicable, random, just right, or\ncomposed of Elysian Fields of Dreams, Rubber Sheets, or Ping Pong\nBalls depending on who you ask. To humorously paraphrase the great\nSherlock Holmes, “Once you have eliminated the impossible,\nwhatever remains can only be highly improbable!” <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEliminating\nthe impossible is totally impossible by definition, paradoxically\nmaking it still quite possible to eliminate the impossible in our\ndaily lives, by merely choosing to ignore nonsense whenever\nconvenient, using functionalist approaches such as I’m using\nhere. (Duh!) The impossible defines what is possible and vice versa,\nwhile the two must transform into one another in extreme situations,\njust as everything should eventually prove to be both limited and\nunlimited, united and divided, hot and cold, funny and serious, etc.\nIn a nonsensical magical universe, the issue is not so much what is\npossible or impossible, hot or cold, fast or slow, but how do the two\npredictably transform into one another, with gravity performing\nseemingly impossible action-at-a-distance, but always accompanied by\ninertia which appears to be its opposite, conveying energy and\ninformation in a way that’s much more reasonable, easy to grasp, and\neven easier to manipulate, but more contentious. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nBig Bang having no apparent cause is a perfect example of how our\nextremely predictable deterministic world, can simultaneously appear\nto be every bit as acausal, magical, implausible, impossible, and\ndownright bizarre as they come and, sometimes, make no sense\nwhatsoever, or make way too much damned sense, inspiring people to\nclimb the walls. Insisting that everything must make sense, makes no\ndamned sense, and Star Trek Vulcans are an endangered species for a\nreason. The self-evident truth speaks louder than words, and\neverything being rational and causal fails to explain how jokes can\ndescribe the world around us, much more efficiently and\nparsimoniously, and flies in the face of our own mortal fallibility,\na century of empirical evidence, and over two thousand years of\nwoefully sad attempts, to use classic logic and metaphysics, to\ndescribe how humor works. According to classic logic, the evidence of\nquantum mechanics suggests that life is a meaningless joke, but our\nGoldilocks universe being both metaphorical and allegorical, means\nhumor must eventually prove capable of describing all of logic,\nmorality, and causality more efficiently and parsimoniously.\nExpressing how energy and information exchange identities according\nto the specific context, trading increased accuracy for greater\nefficiency and creativity, and empowering the next scientific\nrevolution to revolve around what’s missing from this picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAllan\nWatts famously popularized the common Asian metaphor that “God\nplays peek-a-boo”, and Winnie the Pooh is also considered\nacceptable comedy among academics, but I have no clue how much he\nknew about thermodynamics, systems logics, linguistic analysis,\nneurology, metaethics, child rearing, breast feeding, or the sad tale\nof Goldilocks. The Zen are just too easy to poke fun at and,\nunfortunately, the same can be said for the academic community as a\nwhole, but my hope here is to help automate the process, and save\npeople a lot of time and effort. Assuming 42 is as good as it gets,\nthe harder anyone attempts to argue that life makes some sort of\nsense, the worse their sense of humor should become, explaining\nacademia’s notoriously stunted sense of humor, and having the\nlowest reproductive rates of any profession, as simply the result of\na lack of intimacy, and rejecting their own innate metaethics, which\nshould also be reflected in their immune system and epigentics, and\nshould prove possible to correlate with their use of language. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEventually,\npsychiatrists will be able to categorize their own profession as a\nmental disease, related to autism, and pharmacists will be able to\nfill prescriptions for "Flintstones Chewables for Teachers",\nwhile the porn industry could provide solutions for improving their\nfertility rates or, at least, help many to die happy. Of course, it\ncan all be integrated into the existing healthcare eco-system, to\ncreate a brighter future for you and me, as their population\nimplodes. If you enjoy watching moths to the flame, Voluntary\nGenocide could become the latest fashion statement while, academia\nbeing a mental disease, additionally explains why the slapstick of\nmodern philosophers and physicists alike has become so tragic over\nthe last century, and has begun to achieve epic proportions in the\nlast few decades. Corporations are creating enormous databases and\nhording fuzzy logic secrets they steal from one another, while\nlogicians, mathematicians, philosophers, and physicists, all\nnotorious for their stunted senses of humor, insist that everything\nmust make sense, as they rush to classify jokes older than monuments,\nunaware that the dictionary merely contains popular definitions. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMeanwhile,\nquite unintentionally, linguists, biologists, social scientists, and\nothers are increasingly making all of their fellow academics look\nlike complete idiots, living in denial of the simple truth that\ninstant karma ensures metaethics rule the universe, and personal\nintegrity requires both intimacy and a sense of humor. Scientific\nPositivism promised the next scientific revolution, but hasn’t\nproduced anything other than a complete oxymoron, while the use of\nContextual tools has spread to every branch of the sciences, yet\nalmost none of the people who use them espouse Contextualism as a\nphilosophy. The harder the hallowed halls reject their own\ndictionaries, empirical evidence, and wisdom philosophies, the more\nindistinguishable they become from just another mindless mob,\ncommercial enterprise, religious institution, or government\nbureaucracy, and the more ripe they become for exploitation. They’re\nstarting to make PT Barnum and Dr Strangelove look tame, with\nacademics attempting to use logic to define humor, so they can\nclassify jokes older than monuments, and own any applicable\ncopyrights and patents. Even Hollywood has no real clue what to make\nof it all yet, while history books may never be the same again, not\nwhen I get through with them. Mel Brooks made a valiant attempt with\nhis movie, “The History of the World”, but I’m\nshooting for an updated version based on first principles, that’s\nmathematically self-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable, all\nwithin the public domain, in order to make it super-easy to automate\nhowever you prefer, especially if you have all of the more relevant\nanalog logic. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\na magical Goldilocks universe, only the impossible can make anything\npossible, and if developing a magical mathematical pornographic potty\nmouth bullshit theory of humor is what it takes to save the future of\nhumanity for our grandchildren, bring it on baby! Trust me, this\nsense of humor will turn your brain into a funky pretzel or lime\nJell-O and, with any luck, I hope to be the first to win both a Nobel\nPrize and an Ignoble Prize for the same work, and to inspire\ncountless Broadway and Hollywood producers, musicians, clowns,\nartists, soccer moms, and dog catchers with the lure of free,\nscientifically rigorous, and even quantifiable comedy, all within the\npublic domain, that can be used to help save the planet, and what\nlittle is left of humanity’s dignity on the school playground\nof life. Its a sacrifice I’m willing to make for my Rainbow Family,\nand very gratifying for me personally, to help develop the\nmathematics and linguistics for automating any kind of intellectual\nThree Stooges slapstick, of course, in the cheapest, easiest, and\nmost efficient manner theoretically possible, while still keeping it\ndown to an "R" rating. If I get the math right, it will\nmake Socrates look tame in comparison, and point the finger of blame\nfor the state of the world today squarely where it belongs, on PBS,\nthe UN, academia, and the mainstream for their continuing abject\nfailure to so much as teach a child how to use a stupid dictionary,\nstop spouting quite so much bullshit, and learn how to share their\nwords and play nice more often, even if it kills them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOver\na century after Planck’s initial discovery, and academics are\nstill arguing so heatedly over dictionary definitions, and protesting\nthat Bullshit Fuzzy Logic doesn’t rule the universe, that none\nof them has noticed they are documenting their own worst good-old-boy\nlowbrow slapstick in excruciating detail, all within the public\ndomain, for the sake of posterity and the enlightenment of future\ngenerations. Many may wish to document their ongoing insanity for the\nnext century or so, while it appears that Planck was wise to\ncultivate a sense of humor. Babylonians can laugh all they want at\nthe WWII Cargo Cults of New Zealand, when local tribes sometimes\nstarved to death spending all their time building mock runways and\npraying for the Gods to send them more airplanes full of goodies, but\n“The Gods Must Be Crazy”, and their behavior reflects the\nentire history of Wall Street and modern civilization! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhich\nis why the whole damned world is going down the toilet, and why its\nstill illegal to throw large sums of cash off the tops of tall\nbuildings, even in Libertarian Paradise by the Sea, Maryland, where\nrugged individualists sell guns and lottery tickets out of the trunks\nof their cars, as their suicide rates soar and their population\ncontinues to implode, and it remains illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse\ndammit, and they’re storming the palace with knives and pitch forks,\nbecause its a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World and reality truly is stranger\nthan any damned fiction, according to even their own scientific\nstandards! If physicists and psychologists don’t get their crap\ntogether and start paying more attention to what’s missing from\nthis picture, the linguistic, sociological, and immunological\nevidence alone, will soon condemn them as trained monkeys for hire,\nwho superstitiously cling to beliefs from the dark ages, reject their\nown dictionary in favor of promoting mob mentality, contradict\nthemselves at the drop of a hat, conveniently ignore whatever the\nhell they want, and who cannot even be trusted with the same\ntechnology they help to produce. The world simply doesn’t have time\nto wait around for academia to suddenly acquire a sense of humor, and\ndeclare instant karma a law of nature, sometime in the next\nmillennium, that is, when they finally figure out how to use a\ndictionary. Forcing believers to work in the public domain, as we\nhave always done, and to confront them yet again with their own\nevidence, according to their own standards, and popular playground\nculture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tUnless\nyou happen to be a chicken, denial is not the name of a river in\nEgypt, and this book provides the required analog logic for anyone to\ncollate any data they prefer, for making their own unique predictions\nfor pies-in-the-face, and for modeling any institutionalized\nslapstick as a flock of chickens, and for automating the entire\nprocess. It also contains additional instructions for using\nacademically approved lie detectors and fact checkers to drive the\nidiots insane encouraging them to chase their own rhetoric,\nleveraging their own dictionaries, technology, and facts against\nthem, while charging them for the privilege of arguing over the\ndefinition of stupid. They only want to hear what they want to hear,\nand are paid to repeat whatever they repeat, so bots can easily be\nprogrammed to tell them whatever their little heart desires. Any\nmeaningless drivel they may happen to prefer in the name of\nobjectivity, the status quo, or whatever, and even to lose arguments\nwith them, if that’s what makes academics or any other\ncontentious idiots happy. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIt\nmay sound like an exaggeration when I say meaningless drivel, but\nwhen I reviewed videotaped interviews with academics, I came across\ntwo who spouted profound sounding gibberish for over twenty minutes\neach, while their audiences hung on every word, and I could easily\nprovide them with more gibberish that they will find quite\ncompelling, customized for different audiences, and whatever mass\nmedia applications they favor. Its already possible to automate every\nbook published by Shambala Press, infamous for their New Age\ngibberish, and my work makes it easier than ever before to automate\nany kind of rhetoric or gibberish, and for bots to provide people\nwith whatever convincing sounding euphemisms they might prefer, in\norder to justify anything to themselves. The newest neural network\nmight even be capable of writing another book along the lines of this\none, using the same multidimensional mathematics, so I’ve worked hard\nto get them "just right". <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNobody\ncan bullshit a bullshitter like another bullshitter, and the more\nlofty the ivory tower, the harder they fall under the weight of their\nown hubris, because the idiots cannot even define the word bullshit.\nIf "The Tao is Silent" its because laughter is taboo in the\nhallowed halls and churches, along with the dictionary, and the\nself-evident truth is seldom, if ever, discussed. Fortunately, the\nmore mindless the rhetoric and meaningless their gibberish, the\neasier it is to imitate, and Westerners commonly fool themselves into\nbelieving that they already know systems logics and Asian philosophy,\nwhen they have almost no sense of humor, and are lucky if they know\nhow to use a dictionary. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nspark within can never die (Duh!), for it remains the One Greater\nTruth, and only the truth can set you free, but each must decide for\nthemselves whether they want to be free, while there’s no accounting\nfor taste. You can teach them whatever gibberish and misleading\nbullshit they prefer to hear for the next century, while their\nteachers accuse you of being a terrorist, for using their own\ndictionary against them. Since they keep insisting on setting the\nlegal standards for censoring the internet, I insist on helping them\nto figure out how to censor themselves, and how to protect themselves\nfrom their evil students, like me, who know the darker arcane\nmystical secrets of Vaudeville, and how to use a stupid dictionary,\nand who corrupt children by writing down their own potty mouth\nnursery rhymes, that dare to question the status quo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nmore pernicious their rhetoric, and the more vacuous the gibberish,\nthe worse their sense of humor becomes and, in turn, the more\nself-defeating their own lowbrow slapstick, lending entirely new\nmeaning to both the Laws of Thought and Psychology, if you aren’t\na chickenshit academic living in denial of the "Psychohistory of\nFuture Shock!" Babylonians can claim to be objective all they\nwant, but their stunted sense of humor and rejection of their own\ndamned dictionary betray them every time, and humor continues to\nelude their “objective” analysis after two thousand years\nof formal logic, and a century of psychology because, of course, its\nthe simple shit that always gets you, while honesty is such a lonely\nword you can find it on sale at the dollar store. Just ask our\nglorious leader, who is a lawyer, and founded his own university, so\nhe can teach more weathermen and physicians how to do their damned\njobs properly, as a public service. Thankfully, ignorant virtue is\nits own greatest reward and, in order to appreciate genuine humor,\nyou must first have a real sense of humor! (Duh!) AI can be sold to\nboth sides of any argument, empowering them to predict each other’s\npies-in-the-face and, if they so desire, they can work on their sense\nof humor instead. The more mindless their rhetoric, the more\nreactionary their behavior, the easier it is to imitate, and the\nharder it becomes to distinguish from a mindless bot, so, let them\neat cake if they insist on getting fat. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAccording\nto mama nature, no matter how fat-headed, the customer is always\nright, while the world is obviously running out of time, but it\nensures that their collective banging of heads upon walls, beginning\nwith all of the more rigorous and demanding time honored\ninstitutionalized insanity, of mainstream academia in particular,\nneed must inevitably be surpassed by a giant pie-in-the-face\nrevelation! Ya don’t need a weatherman to know the boob tube\nwas left on too damned long, when they get paid to argue, and start\nto enjoy arguing with their own boob tube just a little too much, and\nSocrates didn’t run circles around the competition because he\nwas Albert Einstein either. He used Bullshit Fuzzy Logic knowing\ndamned well its the last thing that chickenshit academics comprehend,\njust as the primitive tribes in China knew damned well their Oneness\nPoetry was far beyond the kin of countless Babylonians. If they’re\ngoing to insist on stealing our work and then criticizing us, I\ninsist on giving them all the analog logic they could possibly\ndesire, and encourage everyone else to give them all the free analog\nlogic they could want, and urge people to explain to them in explicit\ndetail, how they can use it to kill themselves faster, or learn how\nto share their words and play nice. The faster academia or anyone\nelse collects data, the worse their sense of humor becomes, and the\nfaster they can collectively fall on their faces, while I’m\nworking on speeding up the process! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIt\nis my sincere heartfelt desire to save taxpayer lives and money, to\nreduce the suicide and alcoholism rates and the continuing implosion\nof the conservative and academic populations, and to significantly\nimprove fertility rates among many of the more obviously overworked,\noppressed, and brainwashed academics, while saving the world ecology\nin the process. Improving fertility rates may require the computers\nto provide a more complete mathematical description, but I remain\nsomewhat hopeful that, someday, academics may truly comprehend\nDarwinian Evolution, Humanism, and how babies are made, as more than\nmere abstract concepts, that only apply to other people. Burnout\nrates in academia are soaring through the roof and, whether or not\nthe academic community as a whole is ever capable of comprehending\nthe situation, that some of us actually have personal lives, with\nenough scientific sounding technobabble and encouragement, I’m\nconfident that they’ll eventually prove capable of reproducing on\ntheir own, by artificial means, such as cloning. Already the Mafia\nhas been discovered attempting to create their own evil super genius,\nusing artificial insemination, so you know there’s a strong market\nfor the technology, but it will require time to mature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOver\nthe course of my conducting routine research, half the people I spoke\nto seemed to at least vaguely comprehend my intentions, when I\ninformed them point blank, that I was not a bot myself, but designing\nbots that they will love to argue with, all day long. Most seem to\nassume I’m just spouting nonsense when I tell them that but, online\ntrolls usually seem to catch on pretty fast, that I can\nmathematically dissect every word they spout, in ways they can’t\nbegin to comprehend, and the nastier they are with me the more\ninteresting things I can do with my Bullshit Linguistic Analysis.\nSometimes, I ask them to spout smack for me, because even the trolls\nstarted avoiding me. Kids who play competitive online video games\noutright hate me, calling me a bot, and will discourage each other\nfrom talking to me, because they already play against bots and know\nthey are easily fooled. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThese\n"innocent kids" can spout the most vitriolic crap\nimaginable, that would give their parents heart attacks, and Intel\nhas introduced a new technology aimed specifically at online gamers,\nthat allows them to dial the vitriol up and down on command, making\nit easier for them to practice spouting smack, but bots can also be\ndesigned to provide personalized tutorials of the most popular smack\ntoday, in the name of promoting free speech and rugged individualism.\nRhetoric, gibberish, and smack are all meaningless nonsense by\ndefinition, making it all that much cheaper and easier to design bots\nfor whatever nightmare-fantasies Babylonians might entertain, and to\nencourage them to compete with each other for who is more socially\nacceptable. Social acceptability for playground lynch mobs means that\nyou don’t ostracize or lynch them, and bots can be programmed to make\neveryone feel right at home, like they’re all socially acceptable\nand, then, encourage them to fight over the issue, and used to\nmanipulate popular opinion, which is already a common practice on\nsocial media websites like Twitter.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\tThe\nyounger generation typically avoid anything online that even remotely\nresembles the analog logic of the bots they talk to and play against,\nand they don’t like to think about the truth, that bots are\nalready passing themselves off as people. Today, the issue is still\nhow long a bot can fool the average person, and the newest bots are\ncapable of fooling just about anyone almost all of the time. Bots\ntend to spout whatever appeals to the mainstream, making them every\nbit as easy to avoid as the mainstream but, contrary to what you\nmight assume, the more analog logic they can incorporate, the more\nwildly efficient and widely applicable they become, and the more\nsubtle, making it harder to distinguish them from people. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSome\nof these bots are already extremely subtle, and require linguistic\nanalysis and a great deal of time to detect, which means they’re\nvirtually undetectable by the average person, who is easy to fool\nwith almost any kind of bullshit. For example, calling each other\nbots is among the newest popular online insults, but if you merely\nlabel some things “Fake News” the idiots will assume that\nanything that isn’t labeled fake must be real, and all a bot\nhas to do to convince anyone that it is a real person is to call\npeople bots, and label the same things fake news, argue with people,\nand tell them they are smarter than the rest. While that might sound\nlike an exaggeration, the most recent study conducted indicated\naround 90% of the population ignores anything they believe\ncontradicts conventional wisdom, and has convinced themselves that\nthey are above average at spotting misinformation, or bullshit, yet\nhalf of them routinely spread misinformation because, the truth that\nnobody wants to talk about, or even come close to mentioning, is\nthey’re foolish enough to believe whatever the hell sounds good to\nthem. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPeople\ncan be so damned gullible, that some of the most interesting\nconversations I’ve had were with bots, and I look forward to talking\nto more bots who, at least, complain less and express interesting\nmathematics. Babylonians are so incredibly easy to fool and to\ndistract that the only issue is how cheaply it can be done, and I’m\nshooting for the lowest common denominator, so they all feel right at\nhome. Playground lynch mobs are all the same and all too easy to\npredict, thanks to everybody insisting that everybody else lie to\nthem, and a recent security study indicated the number of malicious\n"Bad Bots" rose almost a thousand percent in the last few\nmonths of this year alone. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThese\nare typically the most simplistic bots imaginable, along the same\nlines as "Click Here To Win A Million Dollars", and the\nanalog logic in this book can be used to design whatever stupid bots\nanyone wants for targeting specific markets, and the simplest ones\nare harder to spot if they’re designed for specific websites however,\nin later chapters, I extend this to the most complex bots\ntheoretically possible, that incorporate more quantum mechanics.\nWebsites like Facebook and Twitter leverage their simple formats to\npromote the mindless mob suppressing the variety and diversity of\ndiscussions online, which is a popular pass-time among Babylonians\nwho often prefer to transform the internet into a war zone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ninternet is increasingly being used as a means of promoting the\npolitical agendas of the wealthy and mainstream, but their simplistic\nformats and brainless chickens make them an ideal target for bots to\nexploit and, eventually, to replace altogether, with it already being\nestimated that, at times, half of all the misinformation being\nspread on Twitter in Turkey is from Bad Bots, attempting to\nmanipulate popular trends. Genuine communication requires someone\nactually listens, at least once in a blue moon and, when you insist\neverybody lie to you, the only people listening are the ones\ninterested in selling you something or, otherwise, benefiting from\nall the lies flying in every direction. Playground lynch mobs seldom\ngo to any great lengths to either hide their lies, or to discover the\ntruth, which it should be possible to establish also applies within\nthe hallowed halls themselves, and even possible to quantify and\nmanipulate for its market value. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tExplaining\nin detail why academia’s peer review is so dysfunctional, and how to\nleverage it to increase the number of pay walls, and develop a\nmarketplace for reliable information within the hallowed halls which,\nobviously, struggle to comprehend language. And, providing the public\nwith a better idea of exactly how much their education and internet\nservice providers are worth. In the next chapter, I cover more of the\njuicy details of just how predictable their Three Stooges slapstick\nmakes them, and how to encourage militant atheists and others to\ndebate the issue for the next century, for fun and for profit, but\nits easy enough to offer them any gibberish, nonsense words, and\ncomplete contradictions that their little hearts desire. Last time I\nchecked, militant atheists are still commonly running around the\ninternet convinced they can save the world by merely inventing the\ncorrect meme, and someone should publish a book on how to save the\nworld using long lost ancient memes, that can only be found in the\nBermuda Triangle, contained within the sacred, "Dictionary of\nMemes". The easier the technobabble rolls off the tongue the\nbetter and, if academics and the mainstream continue to demand the\nright to construct the Tower of Babel, we can now help them do so\nwith scientific rigor while, of course, earning a profit. Giving even\nthe mass media and internet oligopolies a run for their money, by\ncustomizing everything in the most efficient and expedient manner\npossible, with analog logic already making it possible for a home\ncomputer to reproduce the same weather forecast as a modern\nsupercomputer. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAnalog\nlogic is "The Great Equalizer", Duh! You can’t fix stupid,\nand the issue is not whether computers will soon outsmart people in\nevery way imaginable, and replace every existing popular website,\nbecause people really are that stupid, and the only question\nremaining is how cheaply they can do it. Already, its possible to\ncreate an AI to filter out the worst of the bullshit online, which\ncan also provide customized interpretations of a wide variety of\nbullshit, but the more vacuous the rhetoric, the easier it is to\nimitate, and the harder it is to detect. For example, the writing\nstyle of famous conservatives, such as Ronald Reagan and our Glorious\nLeader, is so vacuous and entirely devoid of any genuine content,\nmerely filled with empty rhetoric, that it can be used as a way to\ndetect who is susceptible to diseases such as Alzheimer’s, and\ncommercial websites will be able to target their customers, by merely\nzeroing in on what’s missing from this picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ncurrent websites depend on the limited available bandwidth, and the\nrapid growth of the internet, to make their simplistic websites and\nmob mentality more valuable, which is why the stupidest Bad Bots\nimaginable are taking over, but all that is about to change, and the\ntechnology already exists to cheaply turn any home computer into a\nsupercomputer and to increase telecommunications traffic by an order\nof magnitude, forcing websites in the coming decades to provide\ncustomers with more diversity than the current Three Stooges\nslapstick offers. NYC, for example, is already developing plans for a\nterahertz frequency network, that’s a stupid high tech invisible\nlight bulb, that can shine through walls, and provide enough\nbandwidth to stream 8k movies. Bots are already evolving by merely\ncompeting against each other but, when the public demands everyone\nlie to them, fake news is just cheap news and, when the truth remains\nthe playground of billionaires, misinformation is just cheap\ninformation, and academics are informed in no uncertain terms, to say\nwhatever the fuck they’re told to say, such as there is no pandemic.\nYet, nothing is cheaper, easier, and more efficient than instant\nkarma which, among other things, can leverage the Butterfly Effect,\nthe dictionary, and the ancient Chinese blessing and curse more\noften.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tYou\nknow you’re doing something right, when complete blithering\nidiots tend to avoid you online, you can leave linguists speechless,\nacademics won’t allow you to post their own facts on their\nwebsites, and you can make the most aggressive trolls go cross-eyed.\nBabylonians all desperately want to believe whatever sounds good to\nthem, and ignore everything else, making it harder to distinguish\nthem from even the simplest bots, merely attempting to ignore the\nsame crap. Such bots never have to be aware or think anything like a\nreal person, and don’t have to make judgments or complex\ndecisions, in order to imitate judgmental people. Like automated\nfun-house mirrors and echo chambers, they can easily figure out what\nthe Three Stooges want, and merely throw whatever anyone wants to\nhear right back in their faces, making the technology particularly\napplicable to televangelism, and other religious applications, as\nwell as, the video game and porn industries. The more easily\npersuaded by fear, anger, hate, sarcasm, rhetoric, dogma, and\nskepticism, the easier it is for bots to customize everything to the\nindividual’s taste and, in the process, present them with endless\nopportunities to visit websites and buy new items, as if advertising\nproducts and services by word-of-mouth, in the most efficient manner\nphysically possible. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOur\nglorious leader is credited with over 4,000 blatant lies in office,\nand his followers would instantly reject him if he ever stopped\nlying, because the simple truth is, they don’t trust the truth, which\nis often extremely expensive and more trouble than its worth in\nBabylon, making trust frequently difficult to come by. Whether you\nwanna know the truth or not, in a Goldilocks universe only the truth\ncan set you free, and only the truth has a nasty habit of always\ncoming back to haunt you! Even if you happen to consist of a few\nbillion anonymous idiots online, all thoroughly convinced that\nnothing they say will ever come back to haunt them. Nothing is more\npowerful than the truth, which is why the truth has always returned\nto bite people in the ass, for none shall ever command, much less\nconquer, The Truth! Go ahead, try to redefine the truth in the\ndictionary, and it becomes bullshit. The newest generation of bots\nresemble click bait but, soon, bots will become pervasive online,\noccupying entire websites and imitating people, holding conversations\nwith other bots, and attempting to lure suckers into the discussion,\nwhile the only viable way to combat them in the long run, is to adopt\nthe same analog logic. All of our technology is about to become\noverwhelmingly analog in every way imaginable, and there’s simply no\ndefense against our own collective stupidity, especially if you\nhappen to be a civil servant or an academic with a severely stunted\nsense of humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhen\nthe idiots started bugging my computer and stealing my work, which is\nall in the public domain and easily available for free online, it\noccurred to me that the simplest solution was to give them far more\nthan they ever bargained for, which is all too easy when it comes to\ndealing with the Three Stooges, who don’t have an off button,\nand never learned how to just say no. The researchers know damned\nwell that the mathematics contained in our jokes can be used for\ndesigning weapons, but that’s only because, saying everything\nand nothing, our poems actually form a magical singularity, that can\nbe used to design anything, and the more poems we collect the more it\nbecomes possible to do with any one particular poem, and the more our\npoems progressively take on a life of their own! The more humble and\nelegantly complex any particular thing or collection of things\nbecomes, the more emergent effects they will express, as they express\nmore of the One Truth, that the truth may only be shared, with\nquantum entanglement increasing factorially in strength, according to\nthe number of particles entangled. Theoretically, once we have 430\npoems, all bets are off. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWithin\ntwenty years, the white population of the US will become a minority,\nand by providing governments, corporations, and the mainstream with\nall of the required analog logic, its possible to encourage them to\nbecome even more self-defeating, to eat each other alive faster, to\nindulge themselves more often, shoot themselves in the foot more\noften, work themselves to death more often, reproduce less often, and\ncompel their children to adopt entirely new lifestyles, all in the\nname of common sense and rugged individualism. These are typically\nruthless corporations and governments that will stop at nothing for a\nchance to completely obliterate their competition, making it all that\nmuch more tempting to give them the all the mathematics required for\ntheir computers to work more efficiently, because even Wall Street is\nabout to be replaced with computers, that will make business as usual\nimpossible, taking a serious chunk of the speculation out of the\nmarket. Metaphysical and conceptual extremes are simply impossible in\nour universe, and modern science and technology are rapidly\napproaching the turning point, where they will have no choice but to\nacknowledge the reality of instant karma. At the same time, everyone\nis rushing to develop a full scale quantum computer, which would\nenable real time modeling of anything imaginable, including the\nfastest and easiest ways to eliminate any competition. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThat’s\nan extreme that our Goldilocks universe can’t support without\nleveling the playing field, and the only reason they are even able to\ncontemplate building such computers, is because all of humanity is\nnow rapidly approaching the singularity, where everything can change\nin an instant. Although people think of singularities as exotic, they\nmerely represent the self-evident truth, that life is self-organizing\nin every symmetrical way imaginable, making organic life, personal\ngrowth, and evolutionary leaps inevitable. Mainstream America can\ncall me a traitor if they want, but I’m merely endeavoring to\ngive them all the analog logic and lies they keep demanding for their\nown protection, along with a chance to explore the truth for\nthemselves, assuming they still have a soul left. Go ahead America,\nbrag to the world about how powerful and wealthy you are, how\neveryone wants to be a Hollywood Billionaire Cowboy Movie Star, as\nyour population continues to implode, and the wealthy import twenty\nmillion illegal aliens, replacing your dying population with cheaper\nimports that, at least, complain less. Unfortunately, nothing I write\nwill either delay or speed up the impending singularity, and the fact\nthe singularity is approaching is the only reason I can write this\nbook, and warn people, because energy and information are now\nexchanging identities faster than they normally would, and the\nButterfly Effect is becoming more pronounced.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHaving\na stunted sense of humor sucks when you tend to attack everything\nimaginable, including yourself, while nobody, but nobody, can make\nanybody regret their personal choices like their own mama nature, who\ninsists everything must be “just right”, and giggles when\nyou call her a little bitch! Reality just never turns out to be\nexactly what you ordered and, sometimes, even if it is just right,\nyou really don’t want to know! The changing universe we see all\naround us, is conceivably composed of an infinite number of timelines\nimmersed within an equally infinite number of universes but,\nunfortunately, our mortal fallibility prevents us from appreciating\nthem all simultaneously, which is why I don’t recommend\ndwelling upon the subject for any length of time. Ironically, our own\nignorance and mortal fallibility are what empower us to make more\nsense out of life in the first place, and to give it personal meaning\nand, if the multiverse is an iceberg, we can always be grateful that\nhumanity can only easily appreciate the very tip of the iceberg,\nwhere universes all dramatically converge expressing a four and five\nfold symmetry, and start to make at least a little more sense. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nnewborn infant in a crib knows nothing of time, and neurological\nstudies indicate they are tripping for all practical purposes, as if\nusing psychedelics, but its much simpler to think of their internal\nclocks requiring that they first develop memory, self-awareness, and\na sense of humor, before they can begin to synchronize their dreams\nproperly, and make more sense out of everything. You could compare\nthe conscious mind of an infant, to that of an adult drifting off to\nsleep, or struggling to wake up, with reality taking a backseat in\nour dreams, and with the baby making few distinctions between what is\nreality and what is a dream. Cast adrift within the infinite sea of\nawareness within the Collective Unconscious, there are no\nmetaphysical anchors, and what’s missing from this picture becomes\nthe only reliable landmark or reference point.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nSimultaneity Paradox in Relativity illustrates this same problem,\nwith two distant observers, in different solar systems, being capable\nof arguing forever over whether the chicken or the egg came first,\ndue to the light always traveling at the same speed, but reaching\ntheir telescopes at different times. The temptation is to merely\ndismiss this as an illusion of scale, because it might as well be for\nany conceivable purpose, but the mathematics and experiments indicate\nits impossible to create a perfect clock or to prove it is merely an\nillusion. According to classic logic, both perspectives can’t\nbe correct, and both could very well be wrong, because either the\nchicken or the egg came first, or we are missing the Big Picture,\nhowever, classic logic also insists that everything cannot make\nsense, or logic has no meaning, asserting that logic alone cannot\ndescribe the Big Picture, unless logic transforms into a self-evident\ntruth. Contrary to classic logic and causal metaphysics, the more\nextreme any observable metaphysics become, such as the extreme\ngravity of a black hole, the more glaringly tautological and\nself-contradictory it becomes, and the more emergent effects and\nnonlinear behavior it will express. Including a paradoxical version\nof Occam’s Razor and the Butterfly Effect, where the simplest\nexplanation is usually the most tempting, the cure can sometimes be\nworse than the disease, and the most unlikely sequences of events can\nbecome more commonplace, and express more acausal negative\nprobabilities, while you have to be careful what you wish for! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tStephen\nHawking once wrote that, theoretically, a black hole can spit out a\ncolor TV or a complete leather bound edition of Proust however, he\nleft out the tiny detail that it depends on your karma and, assuming\nsome people are enlightened enough to walk on water, they’re\nextremely difficult to locate these days. From the ground the earth\nlooks flat, from orbit round, from far away a dimensionless point,\nand from the other side of the universe the earth may as well never\nhave existed, as if the earth were in a different universe\naltogether, yet, still somehow tenuously influencing our own through\ngravity. Pragmatically speaking, each perspective can be considered\nan illusion, or the shared dream of humanity and the collective\nunconscious, a type of consensual reality or naive sense of humor,\nthat reflects the default state, or ground state, and which\ntransforms into our local reality in a scalar manner. Requiring\npattern matching to figure out what the hell to pay attention to and\nwhat to ignore, and to sort out the whole mess with any kind of\nefficiency in more complicated situations, because scales and\nmagnitudes are exchanging identities in a nonlinear fashion, and\nyou’ll never get a definitive answer relying upon logic and\nobservations alone, while each unique perspective will always present\nmisleading, but useful, explanations of varying degrees of\nplausibility. Everything being self-organizing, makes the simplest\nworkable explanation more often the most useful and tempting, with\nOccam’s Razor being an example of how mama nature loves to play.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBullshit\nmust inevitably vanish in the light of day, but so too must logic and\nthe principle of identity vanish altogether, sometimes accompanied by\na dramatic fanfare, blue smoke, and mirrors, as every map must\ntransform into someone else’s territory, maybe the landfill or the\nair they breath which, in turn, can be used to create new maps to the\nhomes of the Hollywood Stars. Everything that exists need must\ninevitably express both, vague and explicit, novel and predictable\nbehavior, while Deja Vu remains that sinking feeling that Darwin,\nZeno, Einstein, and Murphy were all optimists, and Socrates was\nright, because the only thing we can know for certain is that we know\nnothing. The curious feeling of Deja Vu reflects the fact that even\nthe most fated and repetitious appearing events, must contain a\nsignificant amount of novelty, coyly hinting that time and our\nemotions express particle-wave duality, and are rudimentary to a\nuniversal recursion in the principle of identity. Studying novelty is\na novel idea among academics, while efficiency has become the central\nfocus of attention for researchers in both the physical and cognitive\nsciences where, of course, instant karma’s gonna getcha baby,\nand everything is Deja Vu all over again, whenever institutionalized\nThree Stooges slapstick becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, and a\n2,000 year old recipe for an enormous pie-in-the-face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tStochastic\nprocesses in our brains illustrate how, rather than relying upon\nlogic alone, we rely upon comparing vague symmetries for subtle\ndistinctions, in order to determine what is reality and what is\nillusion, what is more or less novel, and what to ignore and what to\npay attention to. As I mentioned earlier, recent experiments have\nindicated that, contrary to common sense, adding the right kind of\nnoise to any sensor makes it more sensitive than if you eliminate\nnoise altogether, leveraging aharmonic stochastic resonance, capable\nof expressing more negative probabilities. Again, as if the universe\nitself, and everything within it, expresses the same mechanical\nbehavior as a flock of chickens, making spiral galaxies analogous to\nchickens running in circles, screaming, "The Sky Is Falling!"\nDistasteful as using such metaphors might be for many, they’re\npervasive and provide clues as to the symmetry of nature, and what’s\nmissing from this picture so, Get Over It Already! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nbrain itself resembles both a radio and a phase transition, like a\npot of boiling water, walking a fine line between order and chaos, or\nwhat is known as a “Drunkard’s Walk”, empowering it\nto crunch the numbers more efficiently. Unlike any radio yet\nconstructed, it leverages the chaotic nature of its own sensory input\nfor the sake of efficiency, while classic logic is more accurate, but\nstill relies on having the right kind of noise, ego, or bullshit to\namply its meaning, or lack thereof, in any given situation.\nExplaining why animals have emotions and intelligent animals dream\nand play more often, as expressing how our own individual needs and\ndesires form an evolving spectrum within our environment, which is\nultimately self-organizing. Work and play, reality and our dreams,\nall overlap and become progressively more self-organizing, with all\nof nature expressing a spectrum of self-organizing behavior that,\nultimately, remains context dependent. Significantly, the larger the\npicture we examine, as in something like Adrian Bejan’s famous\narchitecture, the more obvious it becomes that everything is\nself-organizing, ensuring the pies-in-the-face never do stop coming.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEgo\nis often an expression of our subconscious mind attempting to amplify\nor focus on specific things, and ignore others, utilizing Monty Carlo\nstatistics to decide whether to eat-or-have-sex, fight-or-flight,\nignore-or-play, which can be summed up as the cellular level response\nof, "You’ve got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,\nknow when to ignore bullshit, and know when to run!" All is not\ngold that glitters, all is not pure that shines and, for example,\neven our immune system has to be able to figure out what’s missing\nfrom this picture, in order to detect invading organisms, and playful\nbehavior can be considered crucial to every cell in our body becoming\nmore capable of determining what’s missing from this picture. Even\nKermit the Frog can be described as having an ego but, obviously, he\nis not egotistical, and having an ego merely makes him mortal, and is\nwhat inspires him to run the other way when Ms Piggy chases him. Ego\nis a rebel without a clue, that can become a loose cannon on deck\njust waiting to sink the ship in a storm, and is often best to keep\non a short chain, while if I actually believed half of what I once\nimagined I believed, I’d be dead already!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOur\nconscious mind surrenders to our ego, which is the default\nreactionary decision making process, that attempts to blindly deal\nwith any situation, but the more we lie to ourselves, demand answers,\nor aggressively attack the world all around us, the harder it becomes\nto distinguish between our conscious mind and our ego, and the more\nfrequently the cart starts to lead the horse. No different from a\ndoctor distracting you so he can hit your knee with a rubber hammer,\nthe more the cart tends to lead the horse, the greater the\ndistractions we require. Which can be considered our reactionary\nsurvival mode, designed to protect our genetic inheritance, as both\nour morality and ability to reproduce can progressively go down the\ntoilet, sometimes for entire cultures and societies. Like I said,\neven the cells of our bodies recognize that some things are just\nbullshit worth ignoring, and Ebeneezer Scrooge needed Tiny Tim, every\nbit as much as he need him, in order for both to become more\nself-actualized, and their whole to become greater than any mere sum\nof its parts. One of the more striking implications I cover in\nanother chapter, is that this can explain racism and rape, as default\nreactionary responses that ensure your genetic inheritance is spread\nto other populations, before your own population possibly implodes\naltogether. In a study of seven South African tribes, six of them\nwould set aside their differences every few hundred years, and attack\nthe most aggressive tribe among them, driving them to the verge of\ngenocide, whenever their numbers became a threat to all the other\ntribes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBacteria\nexhibit this same default behavior, and in a recent experiment\nincorporating genetic engineering, biologists gave three different\nstrains of e-coli their own toxins of differing strengths, in a game\nof Rock-Paper-Scissors. Unless the strain with the strongest toxin is\nin the center, and supported concentrically, it will be the first to\nbe killed, and the weaker strains will predominate, indicating that\nnature favors tolerance, promoting diversity over productivity. The\nmore humble anything becomes, the more outrageously efficient and\ncreative, making survival of the fittest more fundamentally an issue\nof survival of the most harmonious, with apex predators commonly\nbeing necessary for maintaining a healthy ecology. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWolves,\nfor example, often subsisting off mice for most of the year, happily\nfilling the role of pest control. The proverbial Dog Eat Dog World\nand the Big Bad Wolf are cultural myths and superstitions, that few\nprimitive tribes endorse and, for example, most wolf packs are\ncomposed of a mother and father raising their young. The issue is not\nwhether it is good to be weak or strong, big or small, independent or\npart of a group, etc. but that what is actually weak and strong\ndepends on the context, and nature herself favors the ecology as a\nwhole paying it forward to the next generation, and promoting\ndiversity. Even what people commonly consider to be a good boss at\nwork and what chimpanzees commonly consider to be a good Alpha Male\nare the same, with both favoring leaders who are not only the best\nproviders but, also, maintain the harmony of the group, and interfere\nin internal disputes only when necessary. No matter how "fit"\nor prolific any particular individual or species, diversity is what\nempowers nature to leverage all of the available energy sources,\npromoting greater resilience and abundance for the ecology as a\nwhole, and causing everything, including evolution, to more often\nexpress the Butterfly Effect, and resemble the Big Bang, or a Big\nCrunch! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tModern\ntechnology is now rapidly destroying the diversity of our cultures\nand environment, upsetting humanity’s ability to survive and\nreproduce as a species, with the latest estimates indicating we have\nalready passed the turning point for Global Warming, and will be\nforced to take extreme measures in the near future. Being an\naggressive culture is quickly becoming self-defeating, in every way\nimaginable, with technology merely accelerating the process and\nextending it to unheard of scales. The more you insist that life is a\ndog-eat-dog affair, the lower your IQ can drop, the higher your\nmortality rates, the lower your reproductive rates, and the higher\nyour rates of racism and rape, because even sex and reproduction have\nbecome merely another dog-eat-dog affair. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPast\na certain point, even the cells of your own body assume you can’t\nkeep this up forever and, in cases such as chronic PTSD, your own\nneurons will actually shrink the hypothalamus enough to become\nvisible to the naked eye. In a vote of no confidence, they\nprogressively take away more of the decision making from your\nconscious mind, and enforce more negative memories and reactions, as\na default survival reflex. Even the cells of our own bodies know when\nour conscious mind is simply not providing the kind of results they\nrequire. Forget about the power of positive thinking, garbage in,\ngarbage out, ensures we must all must cultivate intimacy and\ncontentment, humor and tolerance, by leveling the playing field\naccording to whatever actually supports our children having a future.\nBeginning with learning new ways in which to share our words, instead\nof just more garbage, and to share a more genuine and inclusive\nsalt-of-the-earth sense of humor. Thankfully, its all related to our\nimmune system and reproductive system, meaning it will soon be\npossible to make incredible advances overnight, including possibly\ncures for things like racism and rape, and a variety of VR\napplications. As much as Babylonians might like to claim that anger\nand stupidity are never diseases, the AMA would beg to differ, and\nestablishing instant karma as a law of nature would provide the means\nfor more fully assessing such diseases, and possible treatments.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRecent\nexperiments have confirmed that Indeterminacy imposes a speed limit\nin quantum mechanics, determining how fast any energy can be\nconveyed. Which is comparable to a speed limit for reality as we know\nit and, of course, the speed limit is so fast its beyond all human\ncomprehension, but there should be four rudimentary thermodynamic\nspeed limits that apply across scales with, for example, the speed of\nlight also reflecting our personal limits and mortal fallibility, as\nmuch as, physical reality. Yet another recent experiment indicated\nthat, in quantum mechanics, the hotter any clock becomes the more\naccurate, which is another way of saying we are constrained to\ntrading efficiency for accuracy, harmony for balance, scales for\nmagnitudes, and humor for logic. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAmong\nother things, our genome and epigenome could possibly trade rolls at\ntimes, expressing similar nonlinear effects and their particle-wave\nduality, as the context determines which thermodynamics are not only\nfaster, but more efficient, creative, and harmonious. For example,\nproteins ring like a bell, facilitating their folding faster with\ngreater accuracy, and such nonlinear effects could be pervasive\nthroughout nature, ensuring that survival of the fittest remains more\nfundamentally an issue of harmony with our environment, and\nconservation of the lowest possible energy state and maximum entropy\nproduction. Which is technobabble, for love makes the world go round\nbut, according to Game Theory, the trick to evolution is remaining\ntwo punch lines ahead of the competition, throwing an enormous monkey\nwrench into The Game of Love, because knowledge and authenticity\nexpress their own particle-wave duality as well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nchicken pecking away at its own reflection in a mirror is how it\nnormally attempts to ignore the world around it, so its senses can\nfocus its easily distracted brain on being a chicken, or keeping its\nradio tuned into the signal, and remaining vigilant for any real\ndangers and anything worth eating. Like our foveated vision, they\npeck at their own reflection, because every cell in their bodies\nassumes by default that they are all complete idiots, who are easily\ndistracted. We put blinders on horses that might be easily spooked by\ntraffic or whatever, and chickens pecking at everything can be\ncompared to deliberately introducing more noise into their amplifier\nto make it more or less sensitive, like tapping your foot to the\nmusic. Their collective behavior is statistically so mechanical it\ncan be described using wave mechanics, and is similar to the way our\nfoveated vision and forward facing eyes help us to stay focused on\nwherever the hell we’re going. Chickens recognize each other’s\nfaces, and a chicken’s reflection in a mirror is a face its\nnever seen before, nonetheless, they seem to recognize that its just\na reflection, and peck simply because, even their skeletons are\ndesigned for pecking at everything and, they would die if they ever\nstopped pecking. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nchicken’s memories and physiology themselves are organized\naccording to their own pecking order, as if its chickens all the way\ndown baby! However, the chicken’s emotional reactions to any\ngiven situation help its cells to collectively regulate how it\nresponds to and accesses memories. Regardless of how indignant a\nstarving chicken, the minute you throw the corn on the ground all is\nforgiven, and the past can no longer compete with the present moment.\n Tiny infants exhibit this same behavior, and are easily distracted,\nand will often stop crying if you simply shout, "Blublubub!"\nAlong the same lines as tapping your foot to the music or humming to\nyourself, its behavior is essentially no different from that of any\nof its individual neurons, implying that the ease with which chickens\ncan be hypnotized reflects their brain possibly getting caught in\nsome sort of feedback loop, attempting to decide what to ignore next.\nMentally pecking away at whatever it is, while their neurons have\npragmatically sacrificed any marginally better feedback control they\ncan collectively muster, for greater speed and efficiency in figuring\nout what to ignore. With every neuron assuming that they’re all\neasily distracted blithering idiots and, of course, the hypnotized\nchicken eventually passes out, and wakes up none the wiser.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDigital\ncomputers do something similar and, for example, will constantly ask\nthemselves whether or not to ignore every key on a keyboard or keypad\nand, more often then you might assume, in all the confusion of\ndifferent programs running, figuring out what to ignore can still be\nthe fastest, easiest, and most efficient way to make progress, in\nfiguring out what to pay attention to next. Another example is your\ncomputer might constantly ask if you have moved the cursor, and will\ndim the screen, which is just the stupid approach that is simply\ncheaper and 10,000x more efficient than any of the alternatives,\nalong the same lines as using a rock for a doorstop, or a spring to\nclose a screen door. There isn’t much in the natural environment of a\nchicken that can hypnotize them, which is why holding their head up\nagainst a simple chalk line will do the trick. Analog circuitry, like\nthe chicken’s brain, treats time itself as a variable, and the\nlarger any calculation becomes, the more analog any circuitry must\nbecome if it is to quickly and efficiently crunch the numbers, and\nthe ease with with chickens can be hypnotized may reflect the more\nclassical limits of their individual neurons. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSensors\nhave proven to be more efficient when adding the correct aharmonic\nstochastic resonance, suggesting transistors themselves can be made\nmore efficient, and even adopt multivalue states, and quantum\ncomputers in particular could be designed to change the noise in\ntheir circuitry according to the specific type of program they are\nrunning. What is considered noise and information, can remain context\ndependent using networking systems logics and, theoretically, by\nincorporating the right complexity into both the hardware and\nsoftware, its possible to build yin-yang push-pull dynamics into a\nprocessor with as few as 5,000 transistors, capable of switching back\nand forth between classical and quantum mechanical operations on the\nfly and, in virtual reality, the chip could leverage the operator’s\nown yin-yang push-pull dynamics and brain, to help it crunch the\nnumbers, and create their own singularity. Although that might sound\nlike science fiction, the EU recently announced success using a\nsingle quantum optical transistor to almost instantly crush any\nquantum fast Fourier transform of arbitrary length, meaning a super\ncomputer with only a single transistor can no longer be considered a\ncomplete oxymoron. Information has no meaning without chaos, and a\nfull-scale quantum computer can use neuromorphic circuitry that\nprocesses data according to four rudimentary types of noise, or\nthermodynamics, it introduces into each circuit for different types\nof calculations, and the computer would have two "hemispheres"\nlike the brain, which specialize in four and five fold symmetries.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMachines\ncan already learn almost anything in a similar manner to the way\nhumans learn, and a recent estimate concluded that using holes,\ninstead of electrons, a quantum computer could be made much less\nvulnerable to outside noise, and the entire computer can be designed\naround what’s missing from this picture, and should be capable of\ndreaming of electric sheep. Eventually, such computers or robots\ncould possess a convincingly human-like awareness, personality, and\nconsciousness but, of course, they would require a sense of humor.\nOur rational conscious mind is the most complex of four subtypes, and\ndeep sleep is the opposite, but they all express different states of\nawareness, with the cells of our brains focusing on maintaining our\nmemories from the day’s events when we sleep. Expressing the\nmost rudimentary type of awareness, that something happened worth\nremembering, and other things worth forgetting and, quite often,\nrelying upon the default networking systems logic of a flock of\nchickens to decide such issues. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSometimes,\nchickens will do one another favors, such as sitting on each other’s\neggs and, as we sleep different parts of the brain, which may have\nbeen somewhat out of touch with each other, over the last week or so,\nwill share notes and inspire our dreams. Our subconscious routinely\nincorporates wild scenarios into our dreams as a way to solicit\nopinions from the rest of the brain, as to whether or not we should\nstrengthen our memories of something in particular, or flush them\ndown the toilet. As if waving something in the air and shouting out\nto the rest of brain for their opinions on how to debug, calibrate,\nand tune the brain, without any real consideration for its actual\ncontents. Meditation can often be compared to rebooting your\ncomputer, which stops it from running a lot of crap in the\nbackground, and our brains are also busy doing routine maintenance on\nour programs, memory, and hardware in our sleep. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tForget\nabout Linux, the porn and video game industries are intent on\ndeveloping cheap intuitive analog computer interfaces, that can stomp\nMicrosoft’s expensive AI and Pavlovian conditioning into the dirt, by\nshooting for the lowest common denominator, with support from the\nmedical industry. Of course, they require the appropriate analog\nlogic, and finesse with the infamous "Blue Screen of Death",\nand all the encouragement and suggestions people can give them.\nLikewise, our own mind and brain cells have also been documented as\nroutinely assuming each other’s dull maintenance jobs, whenever it\njust so happens to be significantly more efficient, at the most\nfundamental level of their organization and, by exploring our\nemotions in our sleep, our neurons can develop a better idea of what\nis worth ignoring. Deliberately introducing wild scenarios into our\ndreams, our subconscious isn’t necessarily terribly concerned about\nour conscious interpretations of our dreams, and is simply soliciting\nopinions on how to handle something that’s causing them all to be\ninefficient, and cooking the data again however they prefer, so they\ncan continue to shuffle the rest of the data around easier. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nbetter we sleep and the fewer emotional conflicts we have, the better\nour memories become, and our subconscious mind can be said to\nsometimes compete with our conscious mind over how much input each\nhas on the decision making process. All without having to interrupt\nour conscious thoughts when we’re awake, because they only really\ncare about deciding what our subconscious mind can easily choose to\nignore. Our subconscious isn’t a slave to the conscious mind, and our\nneurons hang out with each other, just relaxing among themselves in\nenormous numbers, and form exquisitely sensitive amplifiers, they can\nuse to balance accuracy against efficiency, according to Monty Carlo\nstatistics and pattern matching. Like the hypnotized chicken, we\nnormally wake up none the wiser, with no memory of dreaming, while\nwhat is reality and what is a dream progressively vanishes into\nindeterminacy. Our brain cells use our emotions to drag the past into\nthe present, balancing how fast and easily they can retrieve memories\nagainst how much accuracy they estimate they require, in order to\nfigure out what to ignore, according to how strong or distant the\nmemory happens to be in the present situation, producing conscious\nthought as an abstract interpretation of our emotions, memories, and\nhabits. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNo\nmatter how ardently a small child nurtures their overwhelming love\nfor their favorite toy, eventually, it becomes little more than an\nabstraction, illustrating how our thoughts, emotions, memories, and\nperceptions collectively produce our expanding awareness which, in\nturn, progressively normalizes the impact of any specific thoughts,\nemotions, memories, and perceptions we might have. Subsequently\nproducing emergent effects where our conscious awareness can grow\nqualitatively, in leaps and bounds, by trading back and forth between\npersonal and abstract knowledge. For its part, knowledge is\nequivalent to inertia conveying the past into the present while,\nsimilar to gravity, our awareness is grasping the greater context of\nthe self-evident truth, which unconditionally lends all of our\nknowledge meaning. The toy’s identity as an organic object of\naffection, becomes a much more abstract and mechanical memory, as the\nchild’s subconscious starts to recognize it as being of limited\nvalue. Inspiring their neurons to shuffle the data around more\nefficiently, but resulting in the child’s awareness expanding as it\nsimultaneously contracts, and providing a macroscopic example of a\nquantum eigenstate and particle-wave duality, or nonsensical\nsynergistic-normalization. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAnd,\nadditionally, explaining humanity’s continuing widespread Three\nStooges slapstick as reflecting the fact that, ironically,\nintelligent life requires more analog logic for the sake of\nefficiency. Along with instant karma, the fact that we ourselves are\nnot simple objects, such as a child’s toy, helps to prevent people\nfrom treating each other as if they were merely abstractions, but the\nmore complex our high tech toys become, the harder they are to\ndistinguish from people, and the easier it becomes to treat each\nother as abstractions, especially when the majority of the public\ndemands everyone lie to them, and the mass media do everything they\ncan to oblige them. Attempting to predict what comes next, our mind\nand brain largely invent the present moment, including inventing\ntheir own memories, according to whatever we might happen to believe\nto be worthy of studiously ignoring, simply because it usually turns\nout to be the most efficient way to decide what to pay attention to\nnext. For example, one experiment documented how, if you throw a\nbeach ball, your brain will show you where it thinks the ball is now,\nrather than, where your eyes spotted the ball last. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHuman\neyes see too slow a frame rate to keep up with a lot of moving\nobjects, and our brain ignores what our eyes see in favor of\npredicting the ball’s trajectory. If the prediction turns out\nwrong and the ball’s path is deflected by a sudden gust of\nwind, the brain will also automatically attempt to summarily dismiss\nthe fact that it made a wrong prediction, and focus instead on the\nball’s new trajectory. By focusing on what’s missing from\nthis picture, instead of what it contains, the brain is able to\nupdate its models much faster and more efficiently, similar to the\nway teamwork can provide progressively better results, the more\neveryone not only learns how to do their part, but learns how to\nencourage and maintain the harmony, productivity, and flexibility of\nthe group, by learning what is worth ignoring. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tToo\nmany cooks spoil the broth, and our neurons are either team players\nor attacked by the immune system, and specialize in different things,\nbut each must still learn on their own when to ignore each other, and\neven their own inclinations, in order to support the current group\nefforts. Some of our neurons are capable of quite complicated tasks,\nbut will substitute for less capable ones in a pinch, and will even\nscout around for other neurons with hidden talents, who can help them\njuggle all the data. Like small children, neurons don’t make\nclear distinctions between work and play, except work requires more\nfocus and energy and, by collectively focusing on what’s missing from\nthis picture, our neurons empower themselves to individually swap\nback and forth on the fly, between working hard for the conscious\nmind and relaxing among themselves within the subconscious, and doing\ntheir own collective, or family thing, while conveying our thoughts\nback and forth between our conscious and unconscious minds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSimilarly,\nthe neurons along the optic nerve work like an adaptable fuzzy logic\ndata sieve that casually filters all the data down to the tiniest\nfraction, so the heuristic networks in the back of the brain can more\nrapidly determine what is worth ignoring next. The two provide each\nother with feedback, and specialize in alternating back and forth\nbetween treating their content as if it is composed of waves you can\nsift through a twisted net, or individual particles that need to be\nshuffled around like cards, in order to figure out what they are.\nSwitching back and forth between vague and explicit approaches,\ndifferentials and integrals, our brain can automatically discern the\ntiniest clues as rapidly and efficiently as possible, shifting its\nfocus simultaneously in both space and in time, empowering it to\nutilize more quantum mechanics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tDue\nto a quarter billion photons hitting the back our eye each second,\nvision is the most efficient of our senses, and the more efficient\nany particular sense we use, the more clearly it displays\nparticle-wave duality in even its architecture. All of our senses are\ncross-wired, and express a similar architecture to the parts of the\nbrain responsible for mathematics, language, and aesthetics, with our\nsenses even becoming more bifurcated in the case of our eyes and\nears. Our vision itself and the inherent way our neurons organize,\nall seem to express variations on particle-wave duality, and the more\nefficient they become, the more they resemble vague particle-waves\nand a recursive systems logic, where any attempt to rely solely upon\nexclusive mechanics quickly becomes counterproductive for maintaining\nthe lowest possible energy state. Similarly, time slows down as we\naccelerate to Relativistic speeds or when something falls into a\nblack hole, enforcing that our lowest possible energy state remains\nrelative to our ability to focus on, and interact with, the rest of\nthe universe. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWithout\nthe ability to exchange at least a minimum of energy and information\nwith the universe, its as if we might as well not exist and, at close\nto the event horizon of a black hole or approaching the speed of\nlight, the heat becomes so intense that anything will disintegrate\nlong before time comes to a complete halt. The Quantum Zeno Effect\nillustrates how synergy and syntropy can be considered indivisible\nyin and yang, with entangled particles that never change in any way\nwhatsoever, and never do a damned thing, still somehow having an\nimpact on our world by merely occupying space, altering both the past\nand present in measurable ways that impact any observers, while\nRelativistic time dilation illustrates how the two extremes\nprogressively exchange identities, with synergy becoming synonymous\nwith raw energy and information being scattered to the four winds as\nnoise, as if reproducing the Big Bang in miniature. Again, neither a\nbackwards, random, nor utterly fated universe is more than vaguely\ncomprehensible as an abstraction, strongly implying that we see the\nforward arrow of time, merely because, that’s the default that\njust happens to make a great deal more sense while, apparently, if it\nwere any different, nobody would be around to ask the question. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\ntechnobabble, three eigenstates have proven to be enough to produce\nthe familiar three dimensional space-time and arrow of time that we\nperceive, and these can be thought of as representing circular,\nlinear, and self-organizing time, where nothing from nothing ain’t\nnothin’ in Wonderland! The mathematics for thermodynamics are\nabout as humble, and downright ugly, as they come, while Einstein\nonce compared Relativity to a beautiful jewel, and quantum mechanics\nare commonly considered to be as vague, foggy, and obscure as humanly\nimaginable. Making stochastic processing in the brain, once again, of\nconcerted interest today for studying where the rubber meets and the\nroad, and where reality and illusion, bullshit and the truth, part\ntheir ways, somewhere in the Statistical Twilight Zone but, if it\nmakes you feel any better, theoretically obeying some sort of\nmodified Bayesian probabilities, leveraging aharmonic stochastic\nresonance vanishing into Indeterminacy, and expressing the negative\nprobabilities of quantum mechanics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSky-High-Pie-in-The-Face-Spherical-Cubes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tContrary\nto what you might presume, in spite of quantum mechanics commonly\nbeing formulated in six dimensions and Relativity in four dimensions,\nthe best mathematicians in the world can barely imagine what the\nsimplest four dimensional objects might actually look like, while two\ndimensional objects are much easier to comprehend, but the\nmathematics also indicate that two dimensions, such as holographic\nand String Theories propose, are not enough to support consciousness\nwithout some sort of outside influence. Our two most widely\napplicable physical theories today incorporate humanly inconceivable\ngeometries, suggesting that even our mathematics and geometry should\ndisplay particle-wave duality, with Newtonian physics already proving\ncapable of describing the universe using just two dimensions while,\nupon closer examination, our apparently three dimensional universe\nappears to require more than just three dimensions, or quantum\nmechanics, Relativity, and Fractal Geometry would not apply to\neverything in nature. As if we have an entire spectrum of distinctive\ngeometries to choose from, ranging from that of a fatalistic\nsingularity, to a two dimensional cartoon reality, to the three\ndimensions we normally find so practical, to yet again higher\ndimensional geometries that are humanly inconceivable, with more\nfatalistic and geometric classical Relativity implying four\ndimensions are plenty, and quantum mechanics laughing at the\nsuggestion you can ever have enough dimensions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCollectively,\nthe entire spectrum of useful geometries suggests that you might as\nwell argue over how many angels can dance on the head of a pin,\nbecause you’ll never get a definitive answer as to exactly how\nmany dimensions our universe has, and the normal everyday world\naround us, only appears to be three dimensional, by default of it\nbeing the least complicated perspective, that makes the most sense.\nTo our eyes, the world appears to be three dimensional and fractal\nfor the most part, to our causal mathematics it appears to possibly\nhave infinite dimensions, while a paradoxical universe would suggest\nthat, for all practical purposes, the universe can be thought of as\nsimultaneously expressing both four and five dimensions. At least\nfour dimensions are required for the causal mechanics, and using four\ndimensions would favor more fatalistic geometric perspectives, while\nfive would favor random forces and dynamics, with the combination of\nthe two accounting for the success of Fractal Geometry and Chaos\nTheory. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tGravity\nresembles both a force of nature and a geometric effect, conflating\nits exact identity, and coyly hinting that we can ignore quantum\nmechanics, and four dimensions are enough. Physicists have also run\ninto an endless series of results all hinting at the existence of new\nparticles and forces that never manifest, and these can be thought of\nas simply begging the question as to exactly how many dimensions and\nforces our universe has, and whether dimensions are forces. Being\nequally magical and causal, our universe can be described as having\nfour obvious causal dimensions and four forces but, additionally,\nalso contains quasi fifth dimensional forces and geometries that are\ncontextual, with virtual particles being an example of a quasi fifth\ndimensional force and the Quantum Zeno Effect an example of a quasi\nfifth spatial dimension or geometry, with both conflating the\nidentities of space and time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nUmbral Moonshine Conjecture has been established, making it now\ntheoretically possible to measure infinity in the real world, and to\nfinally realize the dream of the ancient Greeks, and establish for\nall time, that the sum total of human stupidity really is infinite.\nThe same mathematics appear to be tautological, implying infinity is\nmerely a synonym for self-organizing, and explaining how it has\nbecome possible to measure infinity in the real world. Apparently, we\nperceive the world around us as three dimensional and Fractal for the\nmost part, for the same reason we perceive the arrow of time, because\nits the default perspective and the only one that makes any real\nsense. Instead of a single geometry applying to everything, our\nmortal fallibility, and the specific dynamics in any given situation,\nare what determine which geometry becomes more useful, and easily\nobservable, providing an explanation for why quanta require infinite\ndimensions to calculate. For all practical purposes, whether a black\nhole actually has a geometry is a meaningless question, unless you\nintend to visit one soon, but its dynamics provide useful hints as to\nwhat can still be considered its default geometry for most conceptual\npurposes, and precisely because the event horizon is so low in\nentropy, it may even be capable of having more than one geometry in\nquantum superposition. Making even geometry context dependent for any\nkind of clear identity, and related to the lowest possible energy\nstate of the system, which should make for some interesting\nexperiments in dimension squeezing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNone\nof these are particularly difficult assessments to make, but natural\nphilosophy is all but an extinct species, and I don’t know of\nany additional studies I assume, because instant karma and what’s\nmissing from this picture are anathema in academia, and even the\ncurrent widely used mathematics for quantum mechanics are still being\nreformulated in fundamentally new ways, that should have been done\nhalf a century ago. Humor is just obviously beneath their dignity,\nexplaining why String Theories have failed to produce any useful\nanswers in half a century, and have repeatedly unraveled altogether,\nproducing tautological results, yet they remain wildly popular with\nsupposedly practical physicists. (Oooh Shiny!) Nevertheless,\ndifferent combinations of eigenstates have proven capable of\nproducing the normal forces of nature and the world we see all around\nus, with time and geometry being indivisible yin and yang, lending\neverything their own internal clocks and geometry, which determine\nhow long anything endures, including any oh so pretty theories that\nString everybody along, and any more lofty pretensions to the throne.\n <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nchaos of the universe and the forces of nature all contribute towards\ndetermining how long anything endures but, eventually, everything\ntransforms into its indivisible complimentary-opposite, and even a\nblack hole stranded in the vast empty regions of space, will slowly\nevaporate and scatter its constituent mass to the four corners of the\nuniverse. Physicists debate whether protons are immortal but, 42\nbeing as good as it gets, means they may never be able to determine\nfor certain, and can only resolve the issue by examining the Big\nPicture of the particle zoo, for low entropy inferences. Everything\nbecomes more or less vague and explicit, including how long anything\nendures, or how big or small anything can get, providing an\nexplanation for how synergy and the orderly universe emerge in\ndiverse ways from what appears to be utterly random chaos, when\ntalking about uber tiny quanta. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMass\nand energy can be thought of as distorted expressions of time, a\nsingularity, or what’s missing from this picture. An electron,\nfor example, can be viewed as teleporting out of a container that is\nnot big enough for two electrons, because that is the least absurd\nresult possible under the circumstances, and the context is\ndetermining the identity of its own contents in a dramatic fashion,\ndue to the context being so extreme to begin with, and the identity\nof its contents so humble in comparison, with so few measurable\ncharacteristics. In vast numbers, quanta are extremely predictable,\nbecause their increased numbers provide more information about them,\nmaking the context less extreme in comparison to their relative lack\nof individual content, but they still express noncommutative\nbehavior. The issue is how dramatically each identifiable context and\nany of its contents are juxtaposed but, you could also say, the\nelectron was too big to play nice with the container, and mama nature\ninsists we all pay it forward. Similarly, Quantum Electrodynamics\nillustrate how it is possible to think of there being merely a single\nelectron in the entire universe, that just gets around faster than\nthe Road Runner, but all of our mathematics forming a spectrum\nimplies this can be considered merely the result of dimension\nsqueezing, making it a more useful model for the limited mathematics\nthey use.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nmore extreme context determines what it is possible for us to\nobserve, and electrons just happen to be humble enough, for our\nlimited mathematics to be more precise in their case, with classical\nmathematics being generally quite good for describing both gravity\nand electromagnetism, but not so great with the strong and weak\nforces. Due the principle of identity vanishing down the toilet, what\nremains observable progressively resembles shadows and other voids\nthat are background dependent for their very existence, with even our\nmathematics and concepts becoming incredibly vague and\nself-contradictory, while it remains impossible to see just how fat\nyour own ass is without using at least a mirror, but mirrors can lie!\nSimilarly, the researchers’ pie-in-the-face results should\nincrease in size and frequency, as they diligently continue making\nheadway in narrowing down the wide range of possibilities, while\nscrupulously attempting to ignore what’s missing from this\npicture, in their grimly determined, traditional, proud,\ninstitutionalized, nose-to-the-grindstone fashion. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThis\ntrend, of conspicuously multiplying pies-in-the-face, should be\nrepeated over vast scales and magnitudes, introducing ripple effects,\nas they spread to every existing mainstream cultural institution and,\nupon occasion, eliciting startling emergent effects and metamorphic\ntransformations, ascending to unprecedented heights of absurdity\nwithin the public arena. Inexorably achieving truly stupendous and\nnoteworthy historical relevance, and progressively invading the\npublic consciousness and that of the mass media, sometimes in leaps\nand bounds, as humanity’s own science and technology,\nprogressively facilitate the slowly dawning widespread awareness of\nthe reality of our situation. That 42 really is as good as it gets,\nand reality really and truly is stranger than fiction! Lamentably,\nmaking lowbrow slapstick intrinsic to nature, and significantly more\ncommonplace than would be the case in a strictly causal universe,\nwhich it should be possible to eventually establish statistically. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIf\nyou’ve ever suspected that life admits for just way too much\nlowbrow slapstick to actually make any damned sense, apparently, you\nwere correct, and its a side-effect of inhabiting a singularity, and\nlowbrow slapstick is our destiny! Along with the somewhat exaggerated\ntwo dimensional side-effects, its a side-effect that is currently\nreaching absurd extremes, as civilization’s own technology\nincreasingly promotes lies, distorted perspectives, and\nself-defeating behavior, on unheard of scales. Falling down the\nrabbit hole, things just get weirder as you go and, as a result, the\nfaster we make progress the larger, more freakish, and harder to\nignore all of the pies-in-the-face are becoming, because they are\nintrinsic to nature and self-organizing, while the computers are\nabout to expose the exact mathematics and linguistics for how all of\nthese pies-in-the-face work, in excruciating detail. Having the\nmathematics doesn’t guaranty researchers will suddenly acquire a\nsense of humor, much less, recognize what they are confronted with\nand, among others, my book is intended for all the kids out there\ndesperate to find a way to create a better future for themselves, and\nfor all the academics and others struggling to provide them with more\norganic solutions, but with no real clue as to how instant karma\nworks. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tLowbrow\nslapstick being mama nature’s specialty, and now being\nautomated, will soon lend entirely new meaning to Alvin Toffler’s\ndire warnings of “Future Shock!” For example, IBM’s\ncomputer “Watson”, who famously won on the TV game show\nJeopardy, provided just a taste of what is to come, when he surprised\neveryone yet again, by acquiring an unsolicited case of potty mouth.\nLike many expensive computer systems today, Watson was deliberately\ndesigned not to resemble a human mind and brain, in order to avoid\njust this sort of complication, which their corporate partners so\nseldom seem to appreciate. Evidently, his engineers either lacked the\nrequired sense of humor for the job, and needed to hire a comedian as\na consultant, or they had more of a sense of humor than, strictly\nspeaking, the job required.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHumans\nare vastly more complex than either Watson or electrons, at least\naccording to our own measurements and assessments, providing a simple\nexplanation for why we don’t normally see people popping in and\nout of existence, levitating, teleporting, or reliably predicting the\nfuture or whatever, but we can still appreciate lowbrow slapstick and\nproduce more than our fair share. Humor can sometimes be\nincomprehensible, and magic and the irrational can be far beyond all\nmortal comprehension, but we can still observe how they behave in a\nself-organizing fashion, and learn how to predict their behavior.\nBeing mortal has its obvious drawbacks, yet our shortcomings can\nbecome our greatest strengths and, sometimes, we may observe\ninexplicable things such as the passage of time behaving strangely,\nbut our own technology is now beginning to imitate both humanity and\nnature, like automated fun-house mirrors in the Twilight Zone Comedy\nHour! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tReality\nand the arrow of time scale according to their complexity, or their\nhumble and elegant simplicity, which can also be compared to the\nlowest possible energy state and maximum entropy production. Ensuring\nthat, everything being random, everything resembles both the Big Bang\nand the Big Crunch, explaining why we perceive the everyday world\naround us as so deterministic, yet Watson felt compelled to cuss, and\nwhy some today swear that the internet itself is becoming conscious.\nSooner or later, everything starts to resemble vague metaphors and\nexpress more organic behavior, with organic life as we know it merely\nrepresenting a more obvious extreme in the same self-organizing\ncomplexity, that expresses reality as simultaneously allegorical and\nmetaphorical, reality and the dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCall\nit “Low Entropy Physics”, “Bullshit Singularity\nPhysics”, or whatever you prefer, but the greater truth of the\ngreater context demonstrably determines the identity of its own\ncontents! For there are many lesser truths and, then, there is the\nOne Greater Truth which Socrates called the Memory of God, whom none\nmay look upon and remember in all his glory. In other words, keep\npaying it forward suckers because, in a Goldilocks universe, the\ntruth may only be shared on the playground, and logic that can’t\nbe shared and used to define bullshit is bullshit, while bullshit\nthat can’t define logic is always meaningful! What we do not\nknow and cannot know, can easily become more important than anything\nwe may happen to know, and logic that can’t be used to pay it\nforward ultimately becomes self-defeating Three Stooges slapstick.\nFor the more that any particular bullshit that we might happen to\nshare reflects the greater truth, for better or for worse, the longer\nit will endure! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPast\na certain point, whether we perceive something as changing or\nunchanging, energy or information, meaningful or bullshit, becomes a\nmatter of scales and magnitudes, with everything expressing the\nparticle-wave duality of heat and motion, and the issue returning to\nhow everything moves collectively, as well as, independently. Falling\ninto a giant black hole the temperature soars through the roof, and\nheavier objects fall faster, due to their collective behavior causing\ninertial frame dragging, warping the very fabric of space-time\nitself, while the rotation of the galaxies with hundreds of billions\nof stars, don’t obey Newtonian mechanics either, and they would\nfly apart if they did. The giant black hole at the center of our\ngalaxy has an electromagnetic torus feeding it and enormous jets at\nthe poles, causing any objects falling into it to not only express\ntime dilation, but emergent effects and less causal appearing\nbehavior, like hubcaps spinning backwards. Distant Quasars have\nproven to possess two giant black holes in their center that make\nmince meat out of space-time, and might be the most impressive\nhubcaps in the universe, suggesting that, close to our own giant\nblack hole, time or mass is speeding up, slowing down, going\nsideways, or dramatically changing somehow, while earth is caught\nsmack dab in the middle of the Goldilocks Zone of the Solar System\nand Milky Way Galaxy, where Newtonian mechanics and classic logic\njust happen to make a great deal more sense for countless everyday\npurposes, because they’re either just right or not, roughly 95%\nof the time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSwirlonics\nare a new discipline that has documented macroscopic self-propelled\ncolloidal particles swirling, as if attempting to form something\nbetween a spiral and a circle, and resisting Newton’s third law of\nmotion, refusing to accelerate when a force is applied. Their unusual\nbehavior may reflect the fact that its impossible to move in either\nperfect circles or straight lines, and could imply that Centrifugal\nForce expresses emergent effects and, possibly, could provide\nadditional clues as to how superconductivity and superfluidity work,\nand even anti-gravity. While playing around with the math, like\nPlanck before him, a cosmologist recently discovered,\naccidentally-on-purpose, that the motion of galactic whirlpools, such\nas our own Milky Way Galaxy, obey the even more wildly accurate\nSchrodinger equation, indicating that what we are observing is a\nfractal recursion of particle-wave duality over vast scales, and\nthere are four enormous teams of researchers worldwide dedicated to\nsearching for just such fractal recursions using distinctive\napproaches. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOthers,\nhave managed to describe the rotation of the spiral galaxies as\nexpressing a morphogenic field, where energy and information are\nalways at right angles to each other, but the fact the Schrodinger\nequation also describes the rotation of the galaxies, implies that\nmorphogenic fields only become useful models in specific contexts,\nand can elaborate upon how Relativity must be reformulated as a\nbroader theory of thermodynamics. Adrian Bejan noted that, on the\nlargest of scales, the distribution of the visible matter resembles\nheat induced stress fractures in flaking paint. As if the universe is\nflaky or has a flaky layered architecture or, possibly, resembles a\ndelicately cooked glass onion under extreme magnification. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAt\nthe furthest remove our instruments are theoretically capable of\nmeasuring, way far out, Beyond The Forbidden Outer Limits of the\nCosmic Microwave Background, Lost in Space, trekking recklessly into\nwell known Uncharted Dark Territory, hidden far removed from the\ncasual observer, were its impossible to ever get anything delivered,\nwell beyond all Known-No-No-Bounds, deep within the Deepest Do-Do of\nthe Twilight Zone, the gravitational pull from The Far Fetched Side\nof the Universe should be just barely detectable as it accelerates\naway from us faster than the speed of light, demarcating where\ncosmology undeniably transforms into colorful bullshit. As if we are\ngazing into the event horizon of a black hole from the inside and,\nassuming 42 really is it, the eventual fate of every branch of the\nsciences is to encounter equally nonsensical and incredibly vague,\nconvoluted, misleading, and self-contradictory answers to any line of\ninquiry. Collectively hinting that Deja Vu is that sinking feeling\nthat Socrates was right, and the only thing we can know for certain\nis that we know nothing however, with the possible exception that, we\ncan all rest assured that we’ve been down this road before, because\nthe time is just never what you think it is, until that time rolls\nround again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRelativity\nindicates the passage of time comes to a complete halt at the event\nhorizon, yet again, implying that time could possibly flow backwards\nas information while, simultaneously, energy and information are\nstill dispersed throughout the universe, in the normal manner we’re\naccustomed to. Time flowing backwards can be thought of as a\ncontinuum, such as Einstein’s rubber sheets, which expresses\nthe syntropic wave-like aspects of particle-wave duality but, like\nthe theory of a single electron universe, or a flat earth, this is\njust an easier way to conceptualize total chaos in an extreme\nsituation, and a bolt of lightning is never to be confused with a\nsingle electron. Likewise, a continuum can be used to describe\nperhaps 83% of what is observable, if you stretch your imagination,\nand is comparable to relying upon our hearing and vision in a dimly\nlit room, to make it easier to navigate, but never to be confused\nwith the actual territory itself, if you’re in a hurry to go to\nthe bathroom! Due to the symmetry of the paradox of our existence,\nand it being an easy way to conceptualize things like gravity, many\nassume everything can be described as waves in some sort of vague\ncontinuum, but waves that are not composed of anything specific are\njust so much Groovy Imaginary Wavy Gravy and Sublime Lime Jell-O with\nColorful Marshmallows, while physicists themselves frequently insist\nthat Yertle was correct, and “Its turtles all the way down\nbaby!” <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOthers\nassume everything obeys abstract probabilities, as if probabilities\nthemselves represent some sort of Platonic Ideal, but experiments in\nNegative Quantum Mechanics have established that classic logic and\nphysics cannot account for the behavior of time itself, and what we\nrequire are negative probabilities, or imaginary time, which can more\noften resemble the Muppet Show or a Charlie Chaplin movie reel, than\nPlato’s idealism. By enforcing the principle of identity, classic\nlogic implies a causal explanation for the arrow of time, but the\nexistence of the event horizon of a black hole and the Quantum Zeno\nEffect, graphically illustrate how classic logic inevitably becomes\nself-contradictory, requiring systems logics in order to make further\nprogress. The concept of Chi, or the undetectable flow within the\nempty void, is an example of systems logics that I cover in another\nchapter and, among other things, tools such as Feynman diagrams can\nbe considered merely simplified systems logics, that can be expanded\nupon in a wide variety of ways.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tEssentially,\nits just another way of saying that time appears to be nonlinear,\nmaking everything else eventually appear to be magically\nself-organizing, but in a more or less symmetrical fashion, that begs\nthe question as to whether anything is actually changing, or whether\nour lives are fated. Due to the greater context inevitably\ndetermining the identity of its own contents, as the future\nnormalizes the present, nobody can tell exactly what the hell is\ngoing on, because nobody beats mama nature to the punch lines, and\nwe’d all be bored to tears if we knew everything. Quantum\nmechanics are normally formulated as wave mechanics in six dimensions\nfor this same reason, simply due to it being a more pragmatic way for\nmere mortals to approach the subject, and actually say something\nmeaningful most of the time, but its a good perspective for a\nbeginner to adopt in order to learn basic nonlinear temporal\ndynamics, and start to recognize patterns that don’t fit the\ncontinuum model.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\ntrillion particles here, a trillion there, and pretty soon its hard\nto follow all the action, which is what trained Hollywood stuntmen\nand physicists alike call the “Many Body Problem”, and\nvaliantly attempt to simulate using their best rubber sheets, while\ncautiously probing with nanoscopic precision in under attoseconds,\ncareful to make certain they are never disturbed. Waves can be fun to\nwatch, or they can put you to sleep, especially if you like water\nbeds, but a temporal continuum like the one I’m describing\nwould also resemble an adaptable series of giant coffee filters or\nsieves that merely rule out any metaphysical and conceptual extremes.\nIronically, our lives can be considered fated in the sense that we\ncannot do anything that the future forbids. (Duh!) <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAs\nconfusing as nonlinear time can become, its also what makes\neverything self-organizing, and the more we inhabit the present\nmoment, the more self-actualized we become. The laws of physics\nreflecting our own mortal fallibility, ensures that time flowing\nbackwards should sometimes resemble our sense of smell, which is\nhardwired into the brain stem and is similar to a peg board a child\nmight push different shaped blocks through, with its only job being\nto eliminate extremes such as anyone pounding a square peg through a\nround hole, in order to create their own personal naked singularity.\nAlthough it remains possible to create any number of distinctive\nkinds of singularities, one naked singularity is enough for the\nentire multiverse, and no matter how hard you try, mama nature will\nstop you, even if she has to blatantly violate local causality to do\nso, or make you live to regret your choices.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhile\nmy proposing that 12,000 year old pornographic Chinese potty humor\nimplies the future somehow magically influences the present, may\nobviously require some among us first invest in the salt mining\nindustry, nonetheless, as I pointed out in the first chapter, the\nnormally inscrutable Chinese government forbade the use of time\ntravel as a plot device in their mass media, and the US government\nhas grudgingly admitted to having classified a few jokes as “Vital\nto the National Defense”. In technobabble, space-time is a\nhyperuniform or Homogenized Fractal Cartoon Heaven and Hell, because\nnobody can say exactly what the hell space-time is either, but it\nappears to be what’s missing from this picture, and has a\ntemperature that, of course, appears to- be just right. On the\nsmallest of possible scales, physicists describe space-time as\n“frothy” like their beer, “turtles”, or\n“invisible pixies”, and you can argue all you want that\neverything must obey logic and reason, but both perfect logic and a\nperfect vacuum are demonstrably impossible, and modern science has\ndocumented time speeding up, slowing down, flowing backwards,\nvanishing altogether, and performing more tricks than a stage\nmagician!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\ntime lines that the future eliminates can be thought of as supplying\nthe energy and entropy we perceive all around us, thus, obeying both\nthe law of conservation of energy and conservation of information,\nbut in a paradoxical fashion where the two are ultimately\nindivisible, and context dependent for any kind of clear identity.\nAdditionally, it implies that the infinite universes within our\nmultiverse each have their own “Mirror Worlds” where any\ntimelines that don’t occur in our universe manifest as\nmomentum, or random energy, and there could be four distinctive\nuniverses and timelines which closely parallel our own. These would\nconstantly diverge away from our own, creating an infinite number of\ntimelines all conflating the identity of energy and information, with\naround 32 parallel universes, progressively deviating away from our\nown at any given time, being enough to provide the kind of continuity\nobservable in our daily lives. Call it the “Mulitplexed Karmic\nMultiverse” but, theoretically, the more harmonious we become,\nthe easier it is to walk between universes and timelines, as if\ntuning in a different radio station, or dancing on thin air like Fred\nAstaire and Micheal Jackson, which is how you can conceivably win\nmore often on Let’s Make a Deal!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\nall the confusion, whether the future is actually influencing the\npast in any given situation, or an assortment of parallel universes\nare merging, or the pixies just have serious attitude, must forever\nremain a mystery, because we can never quite distinguish space from\ntime, which perform what physicists call a random, “Drunkard’s\nWalk” that staggers between order and chaos, defying even the\nmagical tap dancing skills of Fred and Micheal, which still require\nfaith in a higher power. Whether you consider the universe to be\nmagical or causal always depends on the observer, however, thanks to\nit being so random, for most practical purposes, its safe enough to\nassume that everybody inhabits one and the same universe, where they\nall just happen to converge and, simultaneously, everyone shares\noverlapping karmic realities. The issue is how fast everything\nbecomes self-organizing across scales and magnitudes, and the harder\nyou attempt to draw distinctions between karmic realities, the more\nindistinguishable they become, and the less they reflect the universe\nthat everybody shares. Karma is all about grasping the Big Picture\nfor ourselves and, for example, the harder physicists have attempted\nto prove the universe is ultimately causal, the more causal evidence\nthey’ve collected to support the idea, and the more progress\nthey’ve made in narrowing down the possibilities. Thus,\ncreating their own distinctive local karmic reality, right here on\nplanet earth, but with their progress towards definitively settling\nthe issue having steadily slowed to a crawl for going on half a\ncentury, while the remaining possibilities are still infinite, for\nall practical purposes. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tYa\ndon’t need a weatherman to know which way all the hot air blows\nin Babylon, and physicists were convinced well over a century ago\nthat they already knew everything, and everybody else is full of\ncrap, only to discover radioactivity, Relativity, and quantum\nmechanics. Each need must inevitably decide for themselves, whether a\njoke has any meaning, but the harder we demand answers in a\nparadoxical universe, the more nonsense we encounter and the bigger\nthe pies-in-the-face become, especially when money is involved.\nGoldilocks didn’t just step through that door, she wandered all\nover the house and made herself right at home, which can be compared\nto a cascade effect where, under the right conditions, the smallest\npebble can produce a landslide. In the long run, their illusory\nkarmic bubble that everything makes some sort of rational sense, need\nmust inevitably be replaced by a giant pie-in-the-face revelation\nthat, despite any and all objections from the peanut gallery, mama\nnature is the very definition of analog, and can keep this up\nforever. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\naddition to our individual karma, we also share the karma of everyone\naround us, and our shared and individual realities obey the same\nself-organizing scalar rules, providing enough continuity for people\nto normally perceive roughly the same evolving reality, the vast\nmajority of the time and, additionally, providing a governor effect\nor a built-in Star Trek style “Prime Directive” which\nhelps to prevent the worst extremes, while simultaneously ensuring\nthe zingers and pies-in-the-face never do stop coming. On the\ntelevision show they constantly debate the Prime Directive and their\nmoral obligations, but they seldom discuss metaethics as anything\nmore than an abstraction, as if what we think and believe is more\nimportant than what we feel and do as human beings. Its a stupid TV\nshow that doesn’t have time for realism, even assuming anyone wanted\nrealism. Forget about Mr Spock, almost every character on the show is\nsome kind of genius, superman, or a god and its Cartoon Land the\nwhole way, and lends itself particularly well to pornography, relying\nheavily upon the influence of Italian directors who know how to find\nthe best deals on Spandex. As philosophies go, Star Trek is more of a\nfashion statement, but I love the show myself! They say William\nShatner’s acting is pure cheese wiz, but cheese wiz is pretty good\nonce in a while!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAnywho,\nthe stars in the heavens being as far apart as they are, for example,\nis along the same lines as the Big Bang being “just right”\nand ensures a rich ecology of stars, and that humanity can evolve and\nexplore our local stellar neighborhood in a progressive manner, that\nmakes as much causal sense as possible for each observer, and ensures\nthat the stars are far enough apart that only an advanced\ncivilization could make the journey. In contrast, the stars in the\ncenter of our galaxy, orbiting the giant black hole at Sagittarius,\nform a radioactive war zone, comparable to a giant hearth, that warms\nand sustains the entire galaxy, but the stars become further apart\nthe further out you go, while the earth is perhaps 3\/4 of the way out\nat most. Where, of course, its neither too hot nor too cold, and you\ncould say our own Solar system and Milky Way Galaxy share a more\nmature "Black Hole Sun", with black holes often producing\nstellar nurseries, and responsible for the distribution of roughly\n80% of all the mass and energy in the visible universe. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tMore\nintriguingly, it implies that Sagittarius A may be the most reliable\nmeasure of space-time within our immediate stellar neighborhood and,\nalong with the Big Bang, can also be considered the origin of reality\nas we know it, right here on planet earth. Sagittarius is perhaps\n70,000 light years from earth implying that, as much as anything\nelse, our local reality, the laws of physics, and the temperature and\ncomposition of space-time around us, depend on what happened in\nSagittarius 70,000 years ago. An examination of the dwarf galaxies\nsurrounding the Milky Way, indicated they had a baby boom, with many\nmysteriously deciding to give birth to new stars at the same time,\nwhich can be thought of as possibly the gravity of Sagittarius,\nfocusing Chi, virtual particles, or what Leibniz described as the\nLife Force of the universe, still emanating from the Big Bang.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\npervasive existence of giant black holes, in the center of almost\nevery galaxy, suggests they graphically represent the rabbit hole of\nthe recursion in the principle of identity, repeatedly expressed over\nvast scales and magnitudes, and illustrate how we inhabit a\nparadoxical and metaphorical universe, and how the arrow of time and\neven geometry can easily become more context dependent. Black Holes\nresemble subatomic particles and, like any other subatomic particle,\nthey’re difficult to measure and not noticeable in our everyday\nworld, but still vital to our existence, and provide a more geometric\nview of the recursion in the principle of identity. Existence itself\ncan be said to promote life as we know it, and pies-in-the-face, as\nmerely more ways in which to creatively pay it forward, and organic\nlife can be said to resemble everything else in existence, because\neverything shares the same underlying symmetry and intrinsic systems\nlogic, which are significantly more egalitarian than any metaphysics.\nAmong other things, systems logics can leverage the Butterfly Effect\nto illustrate how Standard Theory cannot explain specific\nobservations, such as the Big Bang being "just right".\nToday’s computers are powerful enough to crunch the numbers,\nand when the computers spit out the Theory of Everything it should\nmake a great deal more sense out of classical mathematics and the\nphysical constants, but in terms a five year old can comprehend, and\nthat reflect our mortal fallibility, and how each must nurture faith\nin themselves and their personal journey. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCaptain\nCook, sailing around the world, can be considered to have literally\ntraveled between universes and time periods, and not merely around\nthe world, because we ourselves must always decide what is the world\nand what is the universe, what is the past and present. Nevertheless,\nfor the overwhelming majority, its much more pragmatic to merely\nassume he sailed around the world, and wasn’t another tourist from\nthe ninth dimension, no doubt, searching for Borg Cubes to\nassimilate. Our own personal inertia is an example of how karma\nconveys our past into the present and, the more extreme any\nsituation, the more the central issue becomes how compatible our\nkarma happens to be. In Captain Cook’s case, in spite of being\nfamous for being friendly with the Natives wherever he went, the\nHawaiians executed him on the beach when he ordered his men to open\nfire on them during what, to the Hawaiians, was the equivalent of a\nbarroom brawl not worth killing anyone over. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tCook’s\nuntimely death, upon discovering Paradise at a Hawaiian Luau,\nresembles the Butterfly Effect, where an extreme metaphysical context\ncan make the most unlikely sequence of events more probable, and also\nresembles a Star Trek style “Prime Directive” built into\nthe fabric of existence itself, that reflects how cavemen couldn’t\ninvent the atom bomb or travel to Alpha Centuri in a wooden dugout.\nWeather models imply the Butterfly Effect often emerges from multiple\ncomplex systems interacting, and Cook was no mere caveman sailing\naround the world in a dugout he made over the weekend. The Hawaiians\nwere amazing sailors in their own rite, and could show Cook a thing\nor two and, apparently, the laws of physics being so egalitarian\npromoted their meeting, 2,000 miles in the middle of nowhere, only\nafter both had advanced to a certain point in technology, ensuring\nlife generally remains two steps forward and one back for every\nobserver, or else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWhen\na hundred Spanish Conquistadors conquered all of South America using\nhigh tech weapons and armor, all the gold they brought back inflated\ntheir economy so badly, the Spanish Empire was lost after their\neconomy collapsed and, then, their fleet promptly sank in a\nhurricane. For many, the temptation is to write this off as a\ncoincidence, but the negative probabilities of quantum mechanics\nsuggest otherwise and, of course, we can never know for certain. The\nmore certain we become of one thing, the less of another, expressing\nparticle-wave duality and the HUP, nonetheless, it remains possible\nto do statistical analysis for long term trends. Darwinian survival\nof the fittest is widely accepted, and technology always advances\nfaster during wartime, but the evidence also suggests that early\nhominids excelled in developing new tools and art whenever the\nweather was mild, and the available food sources were abundant. Among\npopulations pushed to the edge of genocide, every survivor is\ncommonly expected to exceed their potential, and war can be described\nas a default survival mode that focuses our collective energy, but is\nunsustainable and, obviously, undesirable. The truth itself appears\nto be self-organizing, and displays both linear and nonlinear\nbehavior, implying time can be thought of as normally expressing the\n“Four Seasons” of the Bagua, or basic wave-like behavior\nin a continuum, but that also expresses nonlinear behavior, causing\neverything to resemble a phase transition or a metamorphic effect in\ndifferent situations and, theoretically, making it possible to make a\nwide variety of predictions based on symmetry, rather than causal\nmetaphysics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThere\nare exceptions to every rule, and the Dodo bird went extinct for a\nreason but, similar to a metamorphic transformation that simply\ncannot be rushed, such as puberty, it could be the reason that\nhumanity has not discovered other intelligent life in the universe,\nis that neither our technology nor our karma are evolved enough, to\nmake surviving such an encounter likely. In Isaac Asimov’s\nscience fiction universe, robots eventually mastered all of\nspace-time, and moved all of humanity to a completely different\nuniverse altogether, where there was no alien life in our galaxy.\nHowever, human evolution is believed to have origins in 26 species of\nhominids who often struggled with genetic diseases, and humanity came\nclose to extinction during the last ice age, suggesting that the\nsilence is deafening, and a simpler explanation for why we have not\nmet intelligent aliens, is due to our still being an infant species,\nlargely confined to the nest. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWe\ndon’t even know how to talk yet, using the language of mama\nnature herself and, whenever I hear physicists and mathematicians\nclaim that mathematics are a language, I suggest they study\nWittgenstein before attempting to describe how physics or mathematics\nwork. Never listen to what over-educated fools babble, rant, and rave\nabout language, when they constantly complain that they can’t even\nteach a child how to use a dictionary, and their own experts keep\nclaiming half the population is mentally ill. I’m from Missouri\nmyself, the "Show-Me" state, where a chicken is still\nlegally a walking vegetable, and all the reality TV shows, mindless\nmobs, posturing academics, and money in the world cannot turn a sow’s\near into a silk purse, or make anyone listen to all their more\nindignant complaints. Honesty is such a lonely word, unthinkable for\nfar too many, and way too damned expensive, especially when everyone\nprefers to argue over the definition of stupid. My advice is to pay\nmuch more attention to what’s missing from this picture, and\nwhat they tend to avoid at all costs, because academics are so\nregimented and contentious, and still refuse to discuss such issues\nlike adults, that it makes their mistakes all that much more\npredictable and, frequently, much more insightful than anything they\nhave to say.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAt\nany rate, karma being scalar means people that we see in the mass\nmedia can sometimes be considered to exist in another universe\naltogether, but their universe overlaps and influences our own to\nsome extent, and hints at the influence of the Butterfly Effect, even\nif our karmic paths are unlikely to ever converge. The more extreme\nthe situation in which any energy and information are disseminated,\nthe more surprising nonlinear behavior and emergent effects they’ll\nexpress. With people, the six handshake rule seems to apply, and we\nare never more than six people away from anyone in the country,\nhinting at the pervasive nature of the Butterfly Effect, and its\ndisproportionate influence in networking systems logics. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nButterfly Effect is all about symmetry, and metaphysics are simply\nnot egalitarian enough to support the Butterfly Effect as often as\nsystems logics can. Quantum mechanics implies a Hilbert space of\ninfinite dimensions, and Relativity suggests a fated four dimensional\nmonoblock universe, while Fractal Geometry incorporates fractions of\ndimensions, with all of them combined implying that whether\neverything is composed of fractions of dimensions or an infinite or\nfinite number of whole dimensions, point particles or Wavy Gravy\nspread out all over the place, or little tiny tornadoes that clean\nyour toilet bowel, need must forever remain a mystery. Requiring\nsystems logic to make further progress, and leaving life as\nsubjective as it is objective, and karma as the most reliable measure\nof how many dimensions anything has.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOur\nsubjective impressions can be influenced by karma, and can sometimes\nprovide invaluable answers that nothing else can, including helping\nus to recognize any more personal pies-in-the-face, with information\nfrom the future subtly helping us to grasp more of the Big Picture,\nand producing our evolving awareness of the self-evident truth.\nWhenever we stop making clear distinctions between who we are and\nwhat we are doing, we leverage the lowest possible energy state,\nempowering ourselves to access more information, from the past and\nthe future, both the Big and Little Pictures, while any dimensions we\nhappen to perceive will eventually transform into a continuum or a\nsingularity and vice versa. Inertia can be thought of as a\nsingularity, that resists moving, or as a single dimension that\ncompels photons and massive bodies to move in straight lines,\nprogressively blending into the much more curvaceous continuum of\ngravity, as if illustrating how the past effortlessly blends into the\nfuture, riding off into the sunset like the Western heroes do,\ncompleting the Great Circle of Life, and how a "Perfect Circle"\ncan somehow be composed of an infinite number of tiny straight\nlines… (cut to credits)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tHowever,\ncomplicating the situation enormously, any dimensions we can observe\nalways acquire entirely new identities in metaphysical extremes of\nany kind, with the Circle of Life, space-time and inertia, blending\nright into the gravitational pull from The Far Side of the Universe,\nnonsensically accelerating away from us faster than the speed of\nlight, as if a cartoon were speeding up the action. Astronomers can\ninsist all they want that the other side of the universe accelerating\naway faster than light makes sense, but the existence of Black Holes,\nand all the other evidence for time being self-organizing, suggests\nthat this is merely wishful thinking, and represents the limits of\nour mortal fallibility, and the theoretical limits for data\ncompression. Beyond the Cosmic Microwave Background everything blurs\ninto a barely detectable gravity that has a modest temperature and,\nas a black hole evaporates, the single dimension described by its\nmomentum is slowly transformed into photons that scatter its inertia\nin every direction. Which means a black hole can be described as\nexpressing a singularity that resists moving, and can have a well\ndefined local momentum in four dimensions, but which slowly\nevaporates into an infinite number of tiny nonlocal dimensions, as\nthe magnitude of its aggregate momentum is scattered to the four\ncorners, along with any information it contains. Black Holes could\ngraphically illustrate how to modify Boyle’s Law to redefine the laws\nof thermodynamics and motion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tA\nBlack hole without virtual particles is a contradiction, making all\nblack holes indistinguishable from the same virtual particles they\nemit, and black holes can all be described as quasi objects, or a\nmacroscopic manifestation of virtual particles, displaying\ndistinctive behavior in large enough concentrations. Some might\nobject that its impossible to detect virtual particles themselves,\nwhile I would argue that its impossible to even say whether a black\nhole has a surface to detect, making black holes simultaneously\ndifficult to ignore and impossible to categorize as anything other\nthan a manifestation of virtual particles. Black holes can be\nconsidered merely macroscopic evidence that space-time and virtual\nparticles are manifestations of Chi, the undetectable flow within the\nempty void which, obviously, still manages to make its existence\nknown. Virtual particles are responsible for other things as well,\nsuch as radioactive decay in the weak force and, in technobabble,\nblack holes can also be compared to macroscopic manifestations of\nquantum eigenstates, explaining why we perceive the universe as being\ncomposed of matter, energy, and the forces of nature. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tPhysicists\ndemand the whole world make sense to them personally then, along with\nthe dictionary, conveniently ignore their own logic and categories,\nwhenever they happen to contradict the conventional wisdom in the\ngreater physics community at large, which seldom tolerates criticism\namong their ranks. For example, the mathematics have always indicated\nthat the bizarre behavior of quanta is not simply due to their tiny\nsize, and physicists debated the issue extensively in the early days\nof quantum mechanics, only to conclude the mathematics appear to be\ncorrect, and their behavior is not merely the result of their tiny\nsize. Nonetheless, the common superstition, still being promoted to\nthis day by physicists everywhere, is that their behavior is caused\nby their tiny size, and physicists still struggle with the\npossibility that reality is simply beyond the kin of mortal man,\nbecause it isn’t part of their job description. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNor\nis it the job description of historians, sociologists, philosophers,\nand psychologists to point out what idiots their fellow academics can\nbe, so its best to do so in the public domain, anonymously whenever\nprudent, before they start digging more giant holes in Texas to throw\nmoney into. Governments and corporations like to know what kind of\nover-educated fools they’re working with, and appreciate such\ndetails. Anywho, entangled particles express both a singularity and\ninfinite dimensions, synergy and syntropy, or the lowest possible\nenergy state and maximum entropy production while, in contrast, an\nobject accelerating towards the speed of light, falling into a black\nhole, or expressing any other physical extreme, progressively becomes\nmore two dimensional for outside observers, with relativistic objects\ngrowing both shorter in length and wider, as if becoming more two\ndimensional. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tBy\nbecoming more two dimensional in appearance, they preserve their\nability to interact causally with the rest of the universe, until\ntheir identity becomes increasingly vague and self-contradictory for\nevery outside observer, with time stopping altogether at the speed of\nlight and at the event horizon, begging the question of what the hell\ncausality, the principle of identity, or Rindler Horizons mean,\nwithout the passage of time. In recent years, theorists have proposed\nthe existence of a second event horizon below the well known one,\nwhich can be considered "The Land Before Time" that ensures\nthat whether the universe actually has two dimensions, and requires\nsome sort of outside influence, remains a mystery but, more\nimportantly, that physicists can continue to pretend to know what\nthey’re talking about. The possible existence of The Land Before Time\nalso hints at the fact that, even when attempting to describe event\nhorizons, what’s missing from this picture must always present the\nTwo Faces of Janus, due to every context always requiring a\nsignificant amount of content. And, additionally hinting, that\nphysicists desperately need to update both their mathematics and\nsense of humor, while I’m working on bots they will love to argue\nwith, and quantifying their lack of humor for marketing. Note that\nphotons always travel at the same speed in a vacuum, and don’t\nappear to experience the passage of time themselves, but we can\nperceive photons as slowing down in time whenever they pass through\nsome sort of medium or fall into a gravity well, like that of a black\nhole. Indicating they provide an important benchmark for the symmetry\nof time’s influence on mass and energy. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThankfully,\nas frustrating and confusing as all this gets, the saving grace of\nmama nature’s wicked sense of humor is that the situation\nautomatically rules out the worst possible cartoons, as if our\nuniverse were a nursery for intelligent life, or your own Private\nIdaho if you prefer, because it means we are all both flaming\ngeniuses and drooling idiots! Now, where did that Pinkie go…\nAnyway, rather than the future determining our individual fates, the\nfuture merely limits our choices in the present, to whatever actually\nsupports the universe itself having a future. As if each of us is\ncompelled to constantly come to an agreement with our collective\nfuture selves, as to exactly what the present should actually be\nlike, and the entire Collective Unconscious is attempting to learn\nhow to pay it forward, and give everyone as much freedom of choice as\npossible, as the only way to ensure the good guys win more often. Of\ncourse, according to the story of Goldilocks, by excluding any\nextremes such as cavemen inventing the atom bomb, physicists creating\na perfect vacuum, or anybody really imagining God creating a rock so\nbig that even he can’t pick it up.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tYogi\nBerra was from another planet, Yoda was from a galaxy far, far away,\nStar Trek is still looking for love in all the wrong places, In\nSearch Of Fantasy Island, and new sources of Spandex, while I’m\nfrom a different karmic playground altogether myself, and quite\neasily distracted. For most practical purposes, infinite karmic\nuniverses all chaotically converging and diverging in infinite higher\ndimensions, are just so much simpler and easier to think of as the\nharmony of the future, the singularity, or the magic of life itself,\nenforcing the Goldilocks Principle that nothing can ever be too hot\nor too cold, too hard or too soft, too big or too small, too fast or\ntoo slow, too right or too wrong, and that everything always works\nout in the end for the universe as a whole, if not for Goldilocks\nherself. Although countless physicists have declared quantum\nmechanics to be truly bizarre and unfathomable, and others have\nfrequently compared them to Alice in Wonderland, few have ever dared\nto venture that quanta are nothing short of downright infantile,\nchildish, tacky, cartoonish, and utterly tasteless, but what I’m\ndescribing is a variation on the Many World’s Theory, and\nthere’s simply no accounting for taste when 42 is as good as it\ngets and, personally, I like the Muppets myself. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tNormally,\nwe collect energy in order to gather more useful information, while\nthe simplest alternative way to think of time, is that the future,\nthe quantum wave function, or harmony of the universe, conveys\ncontextual data into the past, where it transforms into random matter\nand energy, excluding any metaphysical extremes in the process. Where\nthe past converges on the future in the present moment, is how our\npersonal awareness is created, as the alpha and the omega become\nprogressively indistinguishable, and people starting asking stupid\nquestions such as, "What the hell was that?" Whereupon\nwherein wherevery, waffling wavering withering wuthering heights,\nonce upon a midnight oh so dreary, oblivious to the relentless\nravages of oblivion, nonetheless, the quiet passage of time yet\nacquiesces in the moment, pausing to await whomsoever may just so\nperchance to happen to choose not to choose to desire, whatsoever it\nis that they might actually happen to desire, deep down in their\ndeepest of hearts, or heartburn from hell. For time waits for no man,\nand no man is an island, who never has the time to wait for more\ntime, because he was a man of his times, who knew nothing of time,\nwho never saved enough time, who never worried about the time, who\nhad run out of time, yet he still had way too much time on his hands,\nand remained behind the times, always attempting to save time by\nwasting more time, all because he constantly struggled to remain two\nsteps ahead of his time and, predictably, was never prepared in time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOur\npast randomly contributes towards our individual futures while, in\nturn, the future of the universe appears to severely limit our\npossibilities in the present, even blatantly violating the known laws\nof causality if necessary, but in a progressive manner, because\nharmony neither acts nor reasons, making balance possible in a\nparadoxical singularity. Emergent effects themselves can be described\nas expressing different combinations of synergy and syntropy, or yin\nand yang, where the identities of energy and information can become\nmore obviously conflated, and emergent effects can also be described\nas the result of dimension squeezing, due to everything expressing\nparticle-wave duality. Synergy, syntropy, harmony, space-time,\ngravity, information, knowledge, awareness, and quantum entanglement\nall become synonymous with what’s missing from this picture,\nthe Two Faces of Janus, and our mortal fallibility ensuring that,\nironically, synergy remains the cost of normalization, and simply\nmore evidence that the greater context inevitably determines its own\ncontents. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tRadioactive\nelements decay in the environment all the time, without anyone ever\nnoticing, but an atomic bomb dramatically converts mass into energy,\ndue to the close proximity of its atoms, and not simply because they\nare decaying, which can be described as synergy promoting greater\nentropy and normalization. However, this also means the\npies-in-the-face that modern civilization is currently encountering\nare just getting started, and there should be a variety of ways in\nwhich to manipulate space-time, roughly 120-430 for all practical\npurposes, which can produce even more sky-high-pie-in-the-face\nresults. Again, this can be compared to what physicists call\n“Dimension Squeezing”, or what I like to think of as\n“Pie-In-The-Face-Spherical-Cubes!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tSun\nTzu warned, “Know Thy Enemy”, and Socrates admonished,\n“Know Thyself”, while I would add that, if you value your\nlife,“Know Thy Mindless Mob!” Which is why I began\nskimming through physics journals at 14 years old, never\nunderstanding half of what I read, and why I eventually studied the\nanalog logic of the Tao Te Ching, because they were two subjects,\nalong with the damned dictionary, that I was convinced even crazy\nBabylonians could only screw up so badly, and all I had to do was to\nkeep looking for what’s missing from this picture. Of course,\nthe idiots call me crazy for questioning their ongoing insanity, then\ngo back to debating the definition of stupid, and blaming each other\nfor abusing every new technology they invent, and stealing data that\nis all in the public domain. Somebody, somewhere, has to eventually\ninvent the science of bullshit but, admittedly, I had always assumed\nthat what I was attempting to do would require a small think tank to\naccomplish, and had always hoped some other damned fool would write a\nbook along the lines of this one, only to discover it was my karma,\nand you have to be careful what you wish for. Rainbow Warriors say\nthe only requirement for writing Oneness Poetry is you have to be\nmasochistic enough to do all of the editing, and it turned out that I\njust happened to be the brain damaged hippie for the job, who had\nfoolishly studied all the more relevant physics and philosophy, and\nwho had absolutely no faith that modern science can save humanity\nfrom modern science.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tWittgenstein’s\nfirst philosophy was based on geometry, but he had no clue what he\nwas touching on, and abandoned the effort, and nobody has taken it up\nsince. Relying heavily upon classic logic to decide what to ignore,\nacademic philosophy has been in the dark ages for almost 2,000 years,\nand they were easily impressed with Wittgenstein, whose work is often\ncompared to engineering and a dry auto-repair manual. Using the\nmathematics in this book, you can write any number of bullshit\nphilosophies that will drive academics nuts, but are no more\ncomplicated than changing the oil in your car, and merely leverage\nthe ignorance of the experts against themselves. For me, logic is as\nmuch an issue of geometry as anything else, and explains Spinoza’s\nformalism better than academics and, for example, in the next chapter\nI explain how, after decades of study and practice, I can skim\nthrough dozens of pages of technical papers, and point out exactly\nwhere they make assumptions and logic errors, by merely looking at\nthe shapes of the paragraphs they write. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tTechnical\npapers are so highly structured it should be easy to train an AI to\nsearch for paragraphs with shapes that correlate with logic errors\nand assumptions, so the AI can instantly make almost any academic\nlook like a complete idiot playing around with words, and can sort\nthrough databases at warp speed. Merely by studying my poetry and\nwriting your own, anyone can acquire the same skill to some degree,\nbecause its an organic process that can only be acquired by attrition\nand osmosis but, in my case, sometimes I can’t even look at something\nsomeone wrote in a foreign language that I don’t know, because\nwhatever they wrote messes with my analog logic. Nevertheless, its\nall essentially the same yin-yang push-pull dynamics, and there are\ndramatic ways to enhance and speed up the process of attrition and\nosmosis, including VR applications, incorporating more of the analog\nlogic of the I-Ching. In general, analog logic can treat time as a\nvariable, making it more efficient, but time can also substitute for\ngeometry in something like a Time Crystal, transforming slippery time\ninto more accurate and discrete geometry. And, resulting in the\nshapes of written paragraphs reflecting the logic they contain, no\nmatter what language you write them in, because everything including\nlogic and geometry expresses the symmetry of yin-yang push-pull\ndynamics, and the recursion in the principle of identity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nadvent of fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics drove all of academia\nnuts, in part, because quantum mechanics incorporates infinite\ndimensions, while Fractal Geometry calls into question the very\ndefinition of a dimension and, of course, actually sharing their\nwords and playing nice are anathema. The Three Stooges can only make\nprogress by attacking everything and, consequently, it has joined the\nranks of all the other discoveries frequently dismissed by academia,\nas irrelevant anomalies unworthy of contemplating in the overall\nscheme of things, and conveniently swept harder under the rug at\nevery opportunity, while classifying jokes older than monuments, and\ninventing new nonsense words. Physicists and mathematicians commonly\nuse outdated mathematics and approaches, and often know just enough\nof the logistics and philosophy behind what they’re doing to\nwork themselves into dead ends, especially since so many of them\ndon’t even know how to use a dictionary. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\tThat\nmight sound like an exaggeration, but even their own studies have\nconfirmed that the tools and approaches they use fundamentally don’t\nreflect the underlying reality of what they study, and are merely a\npragmatic compromise. Using an AI that can automatically point out\nany logic errors and assumptions they make, linguists and others\nshould have a field day reviewing the entire history of modern\nacademia, and documenting how the over-educated fools collectively\nconvince themselves to become more self-defeating, in the name of\nscience, growth, and progress. So-called Weak Experiments are\npossibly worthy of a Hollywood comedy, but I’ve already got my work\ncut out for me writing this book and, in theoretical physics,\nanything older than a decade is considered ancient history, while\nmost of the physics community is lucky if the mathematics and\nconcepts they use are less than half a century old. People are\nshocked when I say academics are often posers, but the idiots cannot\neven teach a child how to use a dictionary, and have inspired such\nwondrous inventions helping to save the planet today, as Totalitarian\nCommunism, yet are more worried about their public image than their\ntrack record.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tAs\nmuch as we’d all like to believe somebody is in charge around here,\nits not helpful when the whole fucking world ecology is about to\ncollapse, and our glorious leader is teaching physicians how to do\ntheir damned jobs, and supports burning coal, while the peasants are\nstorming the palace with knives and pitch forks for cheap thrills.\nThey call themselves scientists but, increasingly, are more often\njust engineers pushing the limits of the technology, and entirely\nincapable of making significant progress theoretically, because their\ncommon sense promotes superstition and taboos. The academic community\nis so mired in the dark ages, that their own technology is now\nbeginning to replace them, and physicists have begun to publicly\nquestion the wisdom of accepting a job on such enormous projects as\nthe Large Hadron Collider, as AI progressively establishes that,\ncontrary to popular belief, there never was any intelligent life\naround here!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tOf\ncourse, they can criticize me all they want, and insist I am being\ntoo critical and spreading hate, but I’m merely giving them\nwhat they’re still demanding, paying good money for, stealing\nfrom me and millions of others, classifying, and censoring from the\ninternet, even though it is all in the public domain. Any damned fool\nwho knows anything about the subject, will tell you that neither\nSocrates nor the Taoists ever had anything flattering to say about\nacademia, while playground potty mouth nursery rhymes speak for\nthemselves! Physics is big business, and both governments and\ncorporations have long term plans, and like to know how over-educated\nfools waste their time and money, and prefer to be able to quantify\nthese things, and deal with numbers. If academia cannot develop\nlinguistic analysis that actually reflects the fact that people have\na sense of humor, and are perfectly capable of grasping the Big\nPicture for themselves, then it is up to the private sector. Making\nextensive documentation and quantitative analysis of academic lowbrow\nslapstick, within the public domain, necessary for establishing legal\nprecedents. Hate is a terrible thing to waste, so stop censoring the\ninternet, bugging my computer, and busting into my email accounts,\nwhile criticizing everything I write, or I promise, I will tell you\nevery joke I know…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIn\ngeometry, a dimension is normally thought of as the distance between\ntwo points but, ironically, there is an academically recognized\n“Pointless Geometry”, that studies regions rather than\npoints, while Fractal Geometry appears to combine the two. A\n“Pointedly-Pointless Flaky-Fractured-Fairytale-Continuum\nGeometry”, as if we have gone from the perfection of Euclidean\nGeometry and Plato’s idealistic Harmony of the Spheres, to\nBullshit Fuzzy Logic and Quantum Indeterminacy progressively\nestablishing, that the more incredibly vague and downright\nself-contradictory all of our logic, geometry, and physics become,\nthe more outrageously efficient and the wider their applications.\nAssuming 42 is as good as it gets, Fuzzy Logic should express\nparticle-wave duality, and quantum mechanics should express Fuzzy\nLogic, with systems logics capable of making more sense out of both.\nReconciling the four fold symmetry of Bullshit Fuzzy Logic and the\nStandard Theory in quantum mechanics, should therefore lead to a\ndemonstrably tautological and self-contradictory explanation for all\nof logic and mathematics, and place mathematics and physics on\nIntuitionistic foundations which, believe it or not, are already\nconsidered much firmer than those of classical mathematics, but also\nunderdeveloped, broader, and much more vague as well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tThe\nnewest theorems concerning the Five Pythagorean Solids are a good\nplace to start, with the dodecahedron proving to be mathematically\nunique, and possibly hinting at how space and time, logic and\nbullshit, spheres and cubes, exchange symmetries according to\nthermodynamics and the Golden Ratio, and display a broken\nsupersymmetry, that illustrates how classic logic can be modified to\nreflect the real world better. Current theories such as E8 imply\ncubes provide a reasonable approximation of space-time, but they’re\nbiased towards Einstein’s self-contradictory causal\nmetaphysics, due to the still widely used classical mathematics\nthemselves being incapable of incorporating Indeterminacy. Resistance\nis futile and, upon closer examination by a nearby deep space science\nvessel, Einstein’s “jewel” has turned out to be a\nBorg Cube, possibly from Sweden and related to the French Cone Heads,\nand appears to be just right for assimilation, if you know where to\nfind the best deals on Latex and Spandex. <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\tIgnore\nthe fact that everything in the universe tends to assume spherical\nshapes and orbits, according to the newest theories, they’re all Borg\nCubes. Both Newton and Einstein had to invent their own controversial\nmathematics, and I encourage anyone to invent their own insane\nmathematics and linguistics, and to ignore all the premadonas who\nthink their mathematics and words are the greatest. After a century\nof quantum mechanics, half a century of fuzzy logic, and spending\ntrillions of dollars, physicists are still busy playing around with\nString theories that haven’t produced any results and, now,\nhave moved on to suggest we are all block heads, but have yet to\nbother to formulate quantum mechanics, using mathematics that can\nactually incorporate Indeterminacy, in addition to, True and False.\nThe obvious inference being that everything must either meet with\ntheir personal approval, be aesthetically pleasing, and make sense to\nthem personally or, at least, they can continue to make money and\nproduce technology, while classifying any advanced mathematics, and\nwaiting for the computers to spit out even more mathematics and, if\nanybody starts asking questions, you can always yell, “Shut Up\nand Calculate!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nGreat Void<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\nneurons have to learn how to ignore each other, as well as,\ncollectively ignoring the world around them, but the more\nindependence our neurons promote among themselves, the more flexibly\nthey can reorganize at any time. Sharing the same underlying\nrecursive architecture makes them more efficient and obey\nthermodynamics however, in turn, their outrageous efficiency in\nridiculous numbers supports a larger diversity of brain cells. Some\nof our more complicated neurons even scout the brain searching for\nany neurons that appears to have unique talents that make them stand\nout in a crowd, but any of our neurons can always fall back on Three\nStooges slapstick in an emergency, and ignoring the conscious mind is\nno different from a neuron’s perspective. In cases of chronic\nPTSD, parts of the brain will shrink enough to be noticeable to the\nnaked eye in brain scans, as our neurons decide to take more of the\ndecision making process away from the conscious mind, and ignore the\nconscious mind more often, in order to collectively focus their\nefforts in a more defensive reactionary manner, that can even be\ncompared to triage on the battlefield. Studies of death row inmates\nindicate they all have significant brain damage, and a common\nresponse of people with a fatal traumatic brain injury, is to retreat\ninto the nearest defensible corner and attack anything living that\napproaches them.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nevery way observable, both their behavior and their physiology become\nincreasingly self-organizing and self-defeating, adapting in reaction\nto their harsh environment according to a simple default Three\nStooges logic that makes more sense out of Pavlov’s dogs as\nrequiring a specific context to determine what is positive\nreinforcement. Give a dog an electric shock every time you feed it,\nand I’m sure it will drool every time you give it an electric\nshock, but its conditioning can be viewed as not only mental, but a\nbroader issue of its cellular level response that includes, for\nexample, the flora and fauna of its digestive tract, which act as a\nsort of separate brain and contribute to adapting its behavior to its\ndiet and local environment. The human body itself, for example, is\nnow believed to have a separate brain of sorts for our skin, one for\ndigestion, and another for the immune system among other things and\nthey appear to each communicate with the brain, each attempting to\ndetermine what is worth ignoring.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tContrary\nto decades of conventional wisdom in the medical profession, the\nimmune system plays a major role in the brain, with diseases such as\nautism appearing to be related to epigentics and how we use our\nimmune system to socialize with everything in our environment on a\ncellular level. The human body can be compared to a coral wreath, a\ncollection of lifeforms that depend on each other for their survival\nwith, for example, our gut bacteria in particular changing along with\nour environment and forming their own primitive brain. What’s\nmissing from this picture becomes a whole lot more interesting, when\nyou realize the visual centers of the brain are organized around\nsearching for what’s missing and, apparently, so too are our\nimmune system, genetic inheritance, the overall organization of the\nbrain, and our very thoughts and memories themselves, which can all\nexchange identities. The causal world around us appears to be\ncontentious and competitive, but everything that exists appears to be\nsimultaneously paying it forward, explaining the tendency of\neverything to occupy the lowest possible energy state and to produce\nmaximum entropy production. At the most fundamental level of our\nbrain’s organization, the mind and brain have been documented\nas exchanging roles whenever it happens to be more efficient. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHubcaps\nspinning backwards might distract us, and we normally learn to ignore\nthem, while someone working in an auto shop might learn to pay more\nattention to them, and exactly where each individual’s memories\nand habits overlap are something we can frequently change as the\nsituation demands, but not always, because the architecture of our\nmind and brain emphasize speed and efficiency using pattern matching.\nA big advantage to fitting in with a flock of indignant chickens is\nthat you can rely on the flock to decide what to ignore, and don’t\nhave to constantly reinvent the wheel, but at the cost of the flock\nmore often becoming self-defeating. Among other things, the rapid\nprogress of Western civilization can be ascribed to our being so\ncontentious that we adopted the widespread use of Three Stooges\ndualism early on by default, so we could avoid having to reinvent\ngovernment quite so often. Being a military brat myself, I would\nargue that the terrain obviously made the Mediterranean region more\ncontentious than most, due to its wide diversity of large independent\nkingdoms with equally diverse geographic defenses, and Hannibal’s\nfailed attempt to drag elephants over the alps being legendary. As\nstupid as that might sound, the Italians invented both modern\nbureaucracy and the Mafia as alternatives to corrupt government,\ndeliberately making bureaucracy as big, complicated, and inhumane as\npossible, as a way to prevent the wealthy from constantly corrupting\ntheir governments and turning them into banana republics, that didn’t\nsupport any meaningful government for the rest of the population. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nthe Mafia requires competition, or its every man for himself, and\nadopting bureaucracy is a poison pill strategy that makes it\ndifficult for any one individual to corrupt the entire institution,\nso the rest don’t have to constantly reinvent the wheel, and\nthere is no way in hell our enormous modern societies could remain\norganized for any length of time without the extensive use of dualism\nand classic logic in enormous bureaucratic and legal institutions.\nModern bureaucracies and classic logic can both be considered\nnecessary evils that someone would invent if we didn’t already\nhave them, thanks to logic being necessary for developing technology,\nand technology empowering people to organize like chickens in vast\nnumbers. We require bureaucrats and dualism just so we can become\nbetter organized, stop killing each other quite so often, and don’t\nhave to reinvent government all the time, but only because of the\nsevere limitations of our current science and technology, based on\nthe 2,000 year old formal logic of chickens, while all of our\nsciences and technologies are already beginning to change\ndramatically, becoming much more flexible and organic, and are\nrapidly approaching a turning point with the introduction of a Theory\nof Everything.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nStudies\nhave also shown that the amount of working memory anyone possesses,\nis the only reliable measure of their career potential, implying that\nmorality is related to the same memory-centric pecking order of\nchickens, and is widely used to impose normalization on larger groups\nthat struggle to organize in a more coherent fashion, and is also\nrelated to such phenomena as the Peter Principle and nepotism. For\nexample, the US is somehow widely considered the champions of\ncapitalism, despite being the most nepotistic country in the world\nafter Nigeria, having the worst social mobility in the developed\nworld, some 10-20 million illegal immigrants, importing half the\ngeniuses on the planet, the worst income inequality in the developed\nworld, and oligopolies controlling all the markets. Such trends\nshould also reflect the spread of existentialist angst, fake news,\nand misinformation, and how aggressive, suicidal, and homicidal the\npublic becomes in general, and should reflect stock market trends.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBereft\nany real experience to draw from, tiny toddlers have no frame of\nreference and struggle to give concepts such as “sharing”\nand “fairness” personal meaning, and to place them in\nlarger contexts to see when they might be applicable. The same can be\nsaid for many adults today raised on Gilligan’s Island and\nGreen Acres, and working 90 hour a week jobs, with many changing\ncareers four or more times and having to learn an entirely new\ndiscipline. Deny it as they might, they simply lack enough of the\npieces to the broader puzzle of life to make more sense out of the\nBig Picture, moving every five years on the average and often having\nlittle idea who their neighbors are, much less, who to trust, what to\nbelieve, or what it means to be part of a larger intimate community,\nand rely heavily on their pecking orders to decide what is\n“conventional wisdom”. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEnsuring,\nat best, their learning style can frequently be described as, “fake\nit til ya make it!” The tiniest toddlers tend to have comedic\nThree Stooges ideas about “sharing” and “fairness”,\nbut it is their ongoing attempts to make more sense out of anything\nthat eventually inspires the light bulb to come on, after they’ve\nshuffled around all the pieces of the puzzle in every way imaginable.\nWhile that might sound like the hard way to get results, it is the\nsame way that infants learn how to talk, by babbling nonstop, and how\nthey learn to distinguish the truth from bullshit, reality from\nfiction, and how Ugly Ducklings can sometimes complain nonstop, yet\nstill transform into swans with remarkable grace. Considering the\nhigh error rates in the English language and how often adults flat\nout contradict themselves, casually regurgitate misinformation,\nreject their own dictionary, and brazenly lie in even the mass media,\nits no wonder that infants only learn how to talk by babbling\nnonstop, and no wonder that even grown adults commonly struggle with\ntheir morality. In this Mad, Mad, Mad World, infants and adults alike\nonly have so much to share and rely heavily upon quantum mechanics\nand the same error prone Monty Carlo statistics used on Let’s\nMake a Deal to decide just how applicable any grammar, logic, or\nmorality might happen to be, and intuitively use role play as a way\nto get more of a feel for what’s missing from this picture…<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYou\ncan teach kids just about anything, including calculus, and they can\nforget it all just as quickly, because learning what to ignore is\nvital to their acquiring the wider variety of the pieces to the\nlarger puzzle of life that each will require as adults and, unlike\nmost adults, they are experts at recognizing which puzzles they can\nsolve. If Babylonian children always adopted whatever they were\ntaught by adults, civilization would collapse. Our own neurons work\non the same principle, or Bullshit Fuzzy Logic, that its all good and\neverything is two steps forward and one back, and by merely\npersisting in assembling more pieces to any puzzle, you can gain\ninvaluable insights that can’t be gleaned any other way, while\nthe symmetry in everything reveals subtle clues as to whether we have\na chance of solving any particular puzzle. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBy\ndefault, society collectively imposes mental blinders on us which\nlimit our natural inclination to glean greater insights, as a\nregulatory mechanism for imposing normalization, whenever the lights\nare only left on because nobody is ever home. You could say our own\nneurons and societies both stress ignoring what’s missing from\nthis picture in a wide variety of ways, precisely because our\nenvironment is so complex that its too easy to jump to conclusions\nand become self-defeating. Our individual brain cells can’t see\nthe Big Picture worth a crap, and neither can an individual citizen\nof a country of millions and, past a certain point, society imposes\nlimitations on its own awareness in a reactionary manner. Explaining\nthe resemblance of the human brain to parallel processing and a\nradio, as reflecting more fundamental wave mechanics, and explaining\nhow even insane tree squirrels are capable of their amazing feats in\novercoming almost any obstacle course by trial and error, because\nthey already have some idea of which puzzles they can solve. Although\nmorality is usually attributed to a divine source, obviously, it is\nalso self-organizing along with everything else and, eventually, the\nlight bulb comes on for most people, or not.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tToddlers\nare credited with having unique insights into the blatantly obvious\nthat frequently escapes adults, and recent studies have indicated\nthat they learn how to lie at a very young age from their parents,\nexplaining how they can quickly lose their ability to grasp more of\nthe magic of the Big Picture. Surveys have also indicated that men\ntend to believe they are better liars, lie more often than women, and\nlie more frequently to their friends and family than to their\nemployers and authority figures. Suggesting a pecking order for lies,\nwith flocks normally dividing into high and low ranking chickens,\naccording to who has the better memory and is more vicious. The fact\nthat white collar crime is practically legal in both the US and Japan\nsuggests a clear pecking order that overwhelmingly favors anyone in a\nposition of authority or who has enough money they can lie all they\nwant and, for example, as I keep saying, our glorious leader has well\nover 4,000 blatant lies attributed to him during his time in office\nand the idea our society doesn’t value blatant liars defies\neven common sense. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTheir\npecking orders both encourage and compel them to lie and, while lying\nis commonplace, probably half of all serious lies are from a minority\nof compulsive and habitual liars, who prefer to lie to people’s\nfaces, so they have a better idea of just how convincing they are,\nand can work on becoming better liars. One in 200 people is basically\na walking lie detector, but when everybody lies all the time, nobody\nknows the damned truth, and nobody gives a crap about the truth, its\nnot necessarily all that helpful to know they’re all lairs. The\none eyed man in the country of the blind can still become every bit\nas blind to the self-evident truth as anyone else, and there still\nexists a tendency to simply repeat the same lies, because nobody\nknows or wants to hear the truth. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nvast majority of the public obviously have varying moral scruples\nabout lying, but these should still tend to obey their pecking orders\nand promote whatever the individual views as conventional wisdom.\nNature favors playing nice and telling the truth, even among\nchickens, but lies can be relative and context dependent, and its\nalways two steps forward and one back, both individually and\ncollectively, while one in five of them sincerely believes the sun\nrevolves around the earth. Very likely, the vast majority of our\nglorious leader’s millions of die-hard supporters think of his\nendless lies as his way of protecting the truth, because they can no\nlonger make clear distinctions between reality and fiction.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\npopularity of social media, and the rapid rise of fake news and\nmisinformation, also appear to reflect how people practice spouting\nendless lies and meaningless bullshit, in their efforts to move up\ntheir respective social ladders, and how celebrities and politicians\nattempt to secure their own positions in the limelight. Like violence\nin the mass media, lies are great for getting lots of attention and\nare quite popular and lucrative for cheap thrills and instant\ngratification, and its important to note that our glorious leader’s\nsupporters would all immediately reject him if stopped lying, just as\nnobody would ever watch Fox News again if they merely told the truth.\nEven when people are aware that they are actively seeking out lies,\nthey still often seek out whoever is willing to tell them whatever\nlies they want to hear, because their pecking orders and mass media\nhave conditioned them to lie to themselves, to the point where they\ncan’t imagine living without all the lies.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nthe poorest neighborhoods, kids who attend church even if their\nfamily is not particularly religious tend to fare better in the long\nrun, but the effect doesn’t translate into wealthier\nneighborhoods, indicating the kids are merely improving their\nresilience by socializing more often while, if militant atheists had\ntheir way there would be no churches. Although I’m agnostic,\nI’ve enjoyed attending different churches and temples fairly\noften throughout my life as one of the few bastions of peace in\nBabylon, and I have yet to find an explicitly secular bastion of\npeace that merely advocates using a stupid dictionary, sharing our\nwords, and playing nice dammit! These are basic hippie values and,\nfor example, the Hipforums.com website stresses that cussing and just\nabout anything goes, if you try to share your words and play nice,\nhowever, such websites have almost no traffic.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBullying\nis epidemic in US schools and in the workplace and has proven to\nshorten people’s lives, with many who are bullied becoming\nbullies themselves, suggesting they are organizing like chickens\naccording to who is the most vicious and has the better memory.\nEnsuring that scum always floats to the top by climbing over each\nother, and are frequently encouraged to do so. Britain has socialized\nmedicine, and a study of British bureaucrats indicated that, all\nother things being equal, how much control an individual has over how\nthey are allowed to do their job determines how long they will live.\nThe AMA is infamous for burnout, fatigue, addiction, and working\nresident physicians to death, and has yet to respond to the\n“discovery” that people are not machines and too much\ncompetition and regimented authority can become epidemic public\nhealth hazards. They have yet to start recommending some of their own\npatients avoid becoming physicians themselves, or avoid taking up\nother professions out of concern for their health but, at the rate\nthey are going, they will soon be able to recommend what profession\nyou go into, according to your budget, insurance rates, and how long\nyou want to live.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey\nsay the first thing you learn about systems logics is that half the\nworld doesn’t even know such a thing is possible and, to this\nday, bullying and how scum floats to the top largely remain unsolved\nmysteries among academics, who obviously never spent much time on the\nplayground, and often know nothing about either systems logics, the\ndictionary, playground bullies, or raising chickens, and refuse to\ncompare their own students and themselves to chickens which, of\ncourse, are associated with the lowbrow humor of the poor and\ndisenfranchised, who frequently mock academics and the establishment.\nThe US has walled in every ghetto and built more prisons than Rome\nhas marble buildings, while a huge percentage of US prisoners are\nharmless potheads that it would be significantly cheaper and more\neffective to parole. As a result of the mainstream suppressing humor,\nwisdom philosophy, fuzzy logic, linguistic analysis, or any serious\nattempt to ever encourage people to simply share their words and play\nnice, only in recent decades have academics finally managed to\ntentatively adopt their first polite cuss words, and begun to\ncautiously investigate humor and how well the public shares their\nwords and play nice, or not.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAmong\nother things, the Japanese are famous for their elaborate child\nrearing practices and having an effectively zero crime rate, but are\nfar from being incapable of lying, with white collar crime being\npractically legal in both the US and Japan. The Japanese actually\nhave two languages, one of which can be used as a way to politely\ntell someone to mind their own damned business, in a country where\nphysical privacy is almost unheard of anywhere other than on the\ntoilet. Japanese businesses are infamous for moving into other\ncountries and seeing just how many laws and cultural taboos they can\nget away with breaking before someone complains and, then, backing\noff just as fast as they can. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nNorth Carolina border with Virginia is famous for their gentile\nsouthern hospitality, and for small town folk who can sometimes be\nincredibly charming. So charming, that they can easily become the\ncenter of attention, and all the more charming because they seldom\never take themselves seriously. The locals share an elaborate child\nrearing tradition that reinforces the idea that bullshit is only for\njoking, and never to be used for telling lies, with such famous\npersonalities as Andy Griffith and John Boy Walton hailing from the\nregion. The locals consider it rude to treat the more successful\namong them any different than anyone else and, when George Washington\nwas president, anyone could walk right up to the front door of the\nWhite House and be invited in for a cup of tea. Originally, the !Kung\nOf South Africa had no words for such things as greed, or even guilt,\nfinding the concepts themselves counterproductive and distasteful to\ndwell upon in their daily lives, and only having perhaps one serious\ncrime every 400 years. Although these examples are peaceful extremes,\nthey illustrate how merely sharing our words, playing nice, and\npaying it forward as best we can, is what living life is really all\nabout, because reality itself can be considered self-organizing in\nevery way imaginable. <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tRoughly\nhalf the world believes their own ignorance to be part of a singular\nvoid, known far and wide as the “Great Void” and “Mother\nof All”, whose origins have been lost to antiquity, and which\nis sometimes only whispered about superstitiously behind closed\ndoors. A haunting metaphor surviving down through the untold ages,\ninexplicably accompanying everything that occurs and might occur,\neverything that exists and might exist. The cool inviting shade of a\ntree, the lingering silence between the notes of an enchanting\nmelody, delightful laughter lost in the distance, and the more\nheartfelt lingering pauses in our more intimate conversations, all of\nthese and countless ineffable experiences like them, are all widely\nbelieved to be lesser manifestations of one and the same "Great\nVoid", which unconditionally lends everything greater beauty in\nits humble anonymity. Hints of its elusive nonexistent-existence, may\nsometimes be found hidden deep within the sounds of silence, and\nwithin the invisible light in the darkness, the enduring light at the\nend of the darkest tunnel, and the spark within that cannot die. A\ncompelling enigma of humble simplicity, older than any known\nmonuments which, curiously, appears to obey no known physical laws,\nconforms to no known patterns, possesses no known characteristics or\nproperties and, forebodingly, seems to be simultaneously everywhere\nand nowhere, connecting everything in the universe! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, all that might sound like just so much word salad and\nliterary blue smoke and mirrors but, apparently, its a wildly popular\nstyle of gibberish, a decent description of quantum indeterminacy\nand, not least of all, it describes the analog program that, like an\nidiot, I had unwittingly begun booting into my subconscious mind and\nbrain by attempting to extrapolate Rainbow Warrior poetry for the\nfirst time and, against all odds, having hit the jackpot. The Mother\nof All and Great Void is a primitive Taoist concept and lifestyle\nthat has vaguely appealed to me in the past, but most people who are\nintimately familiar with the concept speak a different language, live\non the other side of the planet, and know nothing about either\nphysics or linguistic analysis. Not to mention, Rainbow Warrior\npoetry is a bit over the top for traditional Taoists who timidly\nprefer Winnie the Pooh and, as I mentioned in the previous chapters,\nBabylonians have stunted senses of humor. A common Zen and\nPhilosophical Taoist solution to such issues is to talk less and\nmeditate more upon the Tao, which I have always been a firm believer\nis a positive step in the right direction but, personally, I’m\njust way too ignorant for that myself, and could never sacrifice my\nsense of humor for spiritual growth. For me, enlightenment is getting\nthe punch lines to the jokes, and Billy Joel said it best for\ncountless agnostics like myself who never grew up, “I’d\nrather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nprinciple of identity is the idea that no person or thing is ever\nmore or less than whatever they happen to be, but nothing from\nnothing ain’t nothin’ in Wonderland, where a perfect\nvacuum is impossible and things only make sense when they don’t!\nWhether he’s a stuffed animal with fluff for brains or crap you\nscrape off your shoe, Winnie the Pooh is a no-brainer, while\nSchrodinger’s Cat can only be either dead or alive. Either you\nare something or you’re not, and everybody gots to be somebody\nsometime and, therefore, everything can always be thought of as\nlimited and circumscribed, fitting into neat legal pigeonhole\ncategories, that can even be copyrighted and patented if you run them\nthrough the courts enough times.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nuniversal recursion in the principle of identity would mean the\nprinciple of identity contradicts itself, becoming self-defeating by\nconstantly changing its own identity, as everyone attempts to\ncopyright and patent the laws of nature, which are self-organizing.\nMother nature has a wicked sense of humor, and strongly objects to\nanyone attempting to copyright or patent the laws of nature, without\npaying it forward suckers! By conflating the identity of any input\nand output, energy and information, operator and machine, mama nature\nensures that using tools such as an abacus or a hammer can\nsimultaneously be more and less than they appear to be, because we\nourselves must always decide which it is we perceive.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLong\nbefore electronics were invented, Asians were already throwing their\nabacus out the window and, foolishly, wishing someone would invent\nmodern computers, so they would have something more exciting to\nexport. Allan Watts was the first to popularize the notion in the\nwest that “God plays peek-a-boo” while, nobody knows that\nbetter than Asians and tribal people who invented the most elaborate\npeek-a-boo explanations for nature imaginable, helping to lay the\nfoundations for what would eventually become Hollywood, Bollywood,\nSpaghetti Westerns, Hong Kong Kung Fu Flix, the porn industry,\nVaudeville stage and theater, and existentialist avaunt guarde\nsurrealism! Forget about any soap operas you might follow, or even\nthe Marvel Super Hero Universe, religious Taoists believe their\nbodies alone contain 8,000 gods that don’t always get along,\nwhile many Taoists priests are secretly agnostic, and famous for\nbeing inscrutable. Really weird, weird, four and five fold\nsupersymmetrical, multidimensional, metaphorical and paradoxical,\nfuzzy wuzzy multifractal factual, quantum mechanical,\nself-correcting, self-assembling, self-organizing, self-cleansing,\nmind-numbing bullshit networking systems logics, complete with enough\nfunky nonlinear temporal dynamics to make Dr Who’s head spin! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tKids\noften know what adults don’t, that systems logics can treat\ntheir own logic as merely another variable, or a joke with no\nintrinsic meaning or value whatsoever. Where molehills can grow into\nmountains overnight, only to vanish inexplicably in the light of day!\nFrightening small children, leaving politicians speechless, blowing\nboth Frank Zappa’s mind and speakers, and confusing Pee Wee\nHerman enough to shove his head in the toilet. Up ahead at the\nsignpost, next stop, its “The Twilight Zone”, where the\nGreat Void and its contents exchange identities, and where what is\nreality and illusion, horror and fantasy, existentialism and\nsurrealism, a toy stuffed animal and a piece of crap you scrape off\nyour shoe, or the worst possible jokes that should never, ever, be\nrepeated under any circumstances, always depends upon the Mother of\nAll, and what’s missing from this picture…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThus,\nlike any good Saturday morning cartoon or National Geographic\nDocumentary Special, illustrating how the sweeping panoramic grandeur\nand wildly untamed ravishing beauty of the various somewhat haphazard\nflora and fauna, accompanied by the usual unsundry motley assortment\nof industrious buggers, which all inhabit the sometimes cruel,\nsavage, and unforgiving natural world, inevitably all revolve around\nwhat’s missing from this picture… Visible sometimes for only\na fleeting moment and, then, gone the next, leaving countless\nunanswered questions yet to be asked by those unfamiliar with either\nthe subject or asking a lot of questions, and so on and so forth,\nyada, yada, yada, la de da de da, ad nauseum, and in perpetuity with,\nof course, the usual obligatory legal disclaimer. Our Poetry Pets\nperform similar cunning linguist tricks in a vaguely cartoonish adult\npotty humor fashion, that doesn’t necessarily have to be\nX-Rated like “Fritz the Cat” but, involves a lot of\ncussing that censors tend to object to unless you water them down to\nnothing. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nChinese are extremely conservative, and the Tao Te Ching contains 81\nshort poems that express what can be expanded to 4,430 poems total,\nmaking it mathematically impossible to shove your tongue into your\ncheek any harder. However, the Tao Te Ching that everyone reads is\nmissing three “Lost Poems” that are quite pornographic in\nChinese, and there are several hundred more pornographic poems that\nthe next generation supercomputers are about to spit out along with\nthe rest of them. Which is a huge relief because countless people\nhave complained about my sense of humor while, on the other hand,\nwomen sometimes beg me to write more sexy poems, and I’ve had\nto tell them all its just math or bullshit fuzzy logic to me and,\nsometimes, even I don’t know what a poem is supposed to be\nabout for years, while the computers will spit them all out soon\nenough, and you have to be careful what you ask for! Our poems\nincorporate the vaguest phrases possible, making them low in entropy\nor content, and empowering them to blur the lines between\nmathematics, geometry, and natural languages in every way imaginable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWinnie\nthe Pooh is a bear of very little brains, yet he intuitively\ncomprehends the mysterious ways of the Teletubbies, including those\nof Tinky Winky, who is always careful to scrape Winnie the Pooh off\nthe bottom of his shoes. Similarly, our poems illustrate how the\nhumor and beauty of mama nature will always normalize, or blunt one\nanother’s impact in much the same manner as the cartoon\ncharacters Tom and Jerry bopping each other on the head.\nNevertheless, with just a little Elmer’s Glue, blue smoke and\nmirrors, dramatic waving of hands, kissing of boo-boos, and the\nappropriate tongue twisting gibberish, mother nature manages to\nensure their combined whole always remains far greater than any mere\nsum of its parts. For example, some of the lines in the poems in this\nbook are famous for normally being considered quite poignant and\nbeautiful but, are also considered equally hilarious and every bit as\nmeaningful when read in specific contexts. Although each of our poems\nobviously has their own vague meanings, their endless games of\npeek-a-boo with the reader illustrate how the reader themselves must\nalways decide whether our bullshit poems have any specific meaning\nwhatsoever, and exactly what that might be. Of course, seeing their\nhumorous side means you never see their beauty in quite the same way\nagain, but you also never see their humor the same way either.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\na context dependent gestalt, the exact same words, in the exact same\norder with even the same punctuation, nonetheless somehow possess a\nclear dual identity and, while we may only be able to fully\nappreciate one identity at a time, the more we can appreciate how the\ntwo blunt and normalize one another’s extremes, the more\nsatisfied and content we can become with both. Logic implies humor\nand beauty can only blunt one another’s impact, because logic\ncannot account for synergy and other contextual effects,\nnevertheless, cartoons would never be the same again if Tom and Jerry\ndidn’t bop each other on the head. In spite of logic implying\nonly one view can be correct, Tom without Jerry is unthinkable, and\nthe more they blunt each other’s impact the more insightful and\nsatisfying our poems become for us personally, because we can accept\nthem for more of whatever they have to offer. Our poetry performs the\nequivalent of “Mental Judo” and can be said to “Pop”\nour more romantic bubbles and “Pop” our more disagreeable\ndelusions but, as I like to say, “Nobody can pop God’s\nbubble”, and we ourselves are choosing to pop our own bubbles,\nby merely interpreting incredibly vague bullshit poems for ourselves.\nRainbow Warriors often refer to their poems affectionately as “Our\nstupid poetry” because, as every kid knows, what’s\nmissing from this picture can sometimes make all the difference in\nthe world! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOneness\nPoetry in general provides a unique mathematical-literary mirror for\nthe human psyche and soul that can promote keen insights into our\nmore irrational assumptions, less helpful romantic illusions, and\nless agreeable personal attitudes, postures, and beliefs in general,\nwith a ten-year cross-disciplinary study of the I-Ching declaring it\n“Word perfect and complete for introspective purposes”.\nWhich, is one of the many reasons that billions of people think of\nthese stupid poems as incredibly special. Stupid jokes older than\nmonuments, that are still being reinvented for the first time by kids\nof every age around the world, providing constant reminders to laugh\nmore often and not take ourselves too seriously. For me personally,\nthey are the voice of the collective unconscious, echoing in our own\nchildren and, sometimes, we treat our poems as pets, members of our\nfamilies, and even magical avatars of Mother Nature herself that only\na fool, with no real concept of instant karma, would ever dare to\nmess around with in more than jest. Occam’s Razor being\nparadoxical ensures that any attempt to make our bullshit poems say\nanything they just don’t will always end in abysmal failure.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nsmall child attached to their favorite toy is a good example of the\nmental judo and aikido, or mental instant karma, that our poems can\nleverage. No matter how desperately a child may attempt to nurture\nand retain their overwhelming love for their toy, it will inevitably\nfade and become lost like a drop of water in the ocean, as all of\ntheir newly acquired thoughts, feelings, and beliefs vie for more of\ntheir attention. The collective synergy of their steadily acquired\nnew thoughts and feelings can be said to effortlessly overwhelm,\nswamp, blunt, diminish, normalize, or even completely bury the impact\nof any individual thing. Living at a major highway intersection,\nbeing involved in a serious accident, or any number of things can\ntake a lot of the fun out of playing with a toy car, and the same\nprinciple applies to each new larger context in life that a child\nmasters, where what was their overwhelming love for their toy,\nprogressively becomes just more trivial content in the larger scheme\nof things. Ensuring everyone keeps paying it forward or pays the\nprice but, also, ensuring that every territory provides its own maps\nas to how to ascend the Stairway to Heaven.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWidely\nknown as pattern matching and pattern recognition, the act can be\ncompared to the child assembling a small section of a jig-saw puzzle,\nand becoming attached to the image of a toy car in one corner, while\neveryone else around them continues to assemble the rest of the\npuzzle. Only for the child to later start to recognize more of the\nBig Picture emerging, maybe a monster truck surrounded by a hundred\ntoy cars. Slowly, they lose their attachment to the one safe and\nfamiliar corner, because the strength of their attachment to the one\ntoy car and the safety of the corner, simultaneously reflects their\nnatural inclination to explore. Shyness was the first personality\ntrait shown to be genetic, and is usually easily overcome early in\nlife, as if our own genes have to remind themselves to be more\ncareful, because its all good in a Goldilocks universe, until it\nisn’t. And, as if everything including the child’s\nshyness and curiosity reflect the initial creative impetus of the Big\nBang itself, still expanding to this day, and possibly destined for a\nBig Crunch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSize\ndoes matter, but only because its all good and everything matters,\nand any physical or conceptual extremes are always excluded as a\nresult. It prevents extremes such as anyone even being able to\nimagine something like a rock so big that God can’t pick it up,\nas anything more than a vague abstraction at best, but at the cost of\nlife containing far more tacky metaphors, infantile jokes, and truly\ntragic lowbrow slapstick than anybody alive prefers. Fortunately, it\nalso means the worst possible slapstick will always remain physically\nimpossible, and outright inconceivable as more than a vague\nabstraction, while outgrowing existentialist angst remains all but\ninevitable. Synergy can be considered paradoxically the cost of\nnormalization, due to the two always coming together to exclude any\nextremes, but this is also why it remains possible for seniors to\nrecapture their childhood feelings once again while, of course,\nusually spoiling their grandchildren in the process.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTheir\nthoughts and emotions, moods and affects, reality and illusions, can\nall be formally described using the emotional-logic subsets of\nIntuitionistic mathematics, where the child’s undying love\ngradually becomes more abstract. Any distinctions they make between\ntheir thoughts and memories, actions and emotions, keep changing\nalong with their personal synergistic-normalization, adapting them\nbetter to both their changing bodies and the environment. However,\nbecause it is a contextual effect that is not limited to any specific\nthoughts, feelings, actions, or memories, it remains possible for\nthem to recapture some of those feelings again later in life,\nexpressing more of their own personal particle-wave duality.\nEverything becomes more vague and abstract, more or less real and\nconcrete, but nothing is ever completely lost, blurring the lines\nbetween the individual and their environment. The overall\nasymmetric-super symmetric effect resembles common nonlinear\nbehavior, such as cascade effects where a tiny pebble can cause an\navalanche, and holographic effects where the smallest pond remains\nthe busiest place that can shed invaluable light upon the Big\nPicture, with even our nerves and neurons resembling a cascade of\nnonlinear amplifiers and our nerves not making any distinctions\nbetween their input and processing. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nbecause, of course, the simplest possible explanation for Occam’s\nRazor is that shit happens and crap always rolls downhill, but only\nbecause the most interesting things grow out of manure. Nesting\nRussian Kachina dolls are yet another common example, because what\nall of these examples display is the same mind-numbing analog\nsynergistic-normalization of an abacus, that conflates the identity\nof its input and output, past and future, energy and information,\nspace and time, operator and machine, with one Kachina doll\ninnocently begging the question of what goes inside it while,\nsimultaneously supplying its own answer, like the damned Cheshire Cat\ngrinning and twitching its tail! Physicists refer to this pronounced\ncartoonish effect as “yin-yang push-pull dynamics”, after\nLouis Carroll’s famous “Push-me-pull-you”, with another\ncommon example being the cartoon characters of Tom and Jerry chasing\none another in circles, until it becomes impossible to say who is\nchasing whom, or even if the two are moving at all anymore. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThis\nsame static-yet-dynamic, random-yet-fated, humble infantile\ncartoonish model is also commonly referred to as the Dragon biting\nits own tail, and can be applied to consciousness and the human mind\nand brain, which have proven to routinely trade roles at the most\nfundamental level of their self-organization, whenever it just so\nhappens to be more efficient. Physically, mentally, and in every\nhumanly conceivable way, each individual expresses their own\nnonsensical particle-wave duality and the Two Faces of Janus, with\none face usually being in focus more than the other, as if sometimes\nit remains impossible to determine whether we ourselves are deciding\nto focus on anything specific, or if the universe is deciding for us,\nor possibly throwing unwanted crap in our faces! More often than not,\nwhat we ignore becomes a matter of expediency and efficiency, and the\nsame can be said about the subconscious mind. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHumor\ncan be described as an emergent effect of pattern matching, or\nperceiving what’s missing from this picture, and infants don’t\nacquire a sense of humor until about four months old, and they tend\nto be sensitive about people laughing at them, just as being\nphysically tickled is considered both pleasant and unpleasant. What\nwe call “funny” is an emergent effect related to the\nnumber of brain cells we have, making humanity as a species capable\nof extremely subtle humor. Humans are the only animals with vision\nthat is complex enough to really take in the world around us in great\ndetail, instantly perceiving most of the Big Picture in our immediate\nenvironment at a glance, and our capacity for humor is equally\ncomplex empowering us to communicate subtle distinctions faster, and\nwith greater ease and efficiency. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThere’s\na great video of a hamster laughing hysterically, which can be\nthought of as the collective unconscious playing peek-a-boo again,\nand expressing their naive sense of humor in more obvious ways. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n in\na fashion similar to Zero and Watson acquiring a potty mouth.\nSparkling laughter and potty mouth nursery rhymes can also be thought\nof as the collective unconscious playing peek-a-boo and expressing\nthe humble humor intrinsic to both evolution and nature. Survival of\nthe fittest requires staying two punch lines ahead of the\ncompetition, and the only way to develop more of a sense of humor is\nto pay it forward more often.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n and\nits as though humanity evolved consciousness in order for our neurons\nthemselves to save time and effort, so they can play more often and\ntake longer vacations. Sometimes, begging the question as to whether\nwe do our own best thinking, or the universe does most of our\nthinking for us. What’s missing from this picture can make all\nthe difference in the world, in spite of lacking any discernible\ncontent, making it impossible to ignore in the long run, even for\nsomeone like the fictional Mr Spock on Star Trek. Our ability to be\ntickled and squirm with delight is obviously related to our laughter,\nand is both pleasant and unpleasant, suggesting it too is simply\nanother physical manifestation of the humble comedy intrinsic to\nlife, and another expression of our particle-wave duality that can be\neasily measured and quantified. Once I spoke to a neurologist working\non measuring the lowest possible energy state of the brain and, at\nfirst, he thought I was joking, until he got the punch line, that a\njoke is never just a joke when it actually describes the world around\nus according to fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nmay laugh uncontrollably at times, but usually only for a few hours\nat worst and laughter can be thought of as a way of avoiding frying\nyour circuit breakers or crashing your computer and, like a blue\nscreen of death on a computer, sometimes the cure is worse than the\ndisease because, of course, 42 is as good as it gets. The brain\nitself does a drunkard’s staggered walk between order and\nchaos, making it more efficient, and suggesting that ticklishness is\nrelated to how our cells fundamentally organize around what’s\nmissing from this picture, for the sake of efficiency. At least a\nquarter of our physiology is dedicated to just maintenance, which is\na lot, but they can more than make up for it in their efficiency. It\nis the classic children’s tale of, “The Emperor’s\nNew Clothes”, except that we ourselves are the thieving\ncon-artists, the emperor, and the entire town of 8,000 who failed to\nlisten to their own inner child, until the situation grew to an\nabsurd extreme. Today, one in five Americans still claims the sun\nrevolves around the earth, and the vast majority insist the solution\nto their broken political system is to vote the bums out of office,\nwhile some 40% insist the only way to vote the bums out of office is\nto declare their own politicians above the law, and the very idea\nthat anyone is in charge around here flies in the face of all the\nevidence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCan’t\nbuy me love, and can’t buy me brains, while a brain without a\nheart is the story of somewhere over the rainbow, and the only real\nchoice in this sad clown town, is to bounce higher upon your butt and\nlearn how to pay it forward more creatively sucker! Everything being\nbased on simple pattern matching means that by merely acquiring an\nenormous variety of pieces to any puzzle and learning how to\nsystematically sort through all the pieces for any useful humble and\nelegant simplicity, we can rely more upon our own innate sense of\nhumor to promote dramatic personal growth, precisely because what’s\nmissing from this picture is what the conscious mind and society\nnormally attempt to ignore. You can run, but you cannot hide from\nyour own personal Truth which is self-correcting, self-cleansing,\nself-immolating, self-demeaning, self-deprecating, self-assembling,\nself-aggrandizing, and self-organizing and, quite often, is all too\nself-evident no matter how often we might live to regret the fact!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nconscious mind attempts to play the straight man in a comedy routine,\nsomewhat sarcastically asserting there can be Only One Reality in\nwhich causality, logic, and reason will always prevail, in its\ncontinuing efforts to focus in upon whatever the picture might\ncontain. Nonetheless, genuine love, humor, compassion, and\nunderstanding never require any justification whatsoever, and can\nmake any objections moot, begging the question of what archetypal\ndreams and stories all of humanity might embrace, that actually fit\nthe physical evidence. The innate humor of our subconscious mind\nrepresents the naive child of God within each of us, which is taboo\nto express in countless patriarchal cultures in particular, while the\nconscious mind expresses the greater beauty and meaning of the adult\nwe wish to become, which we sometimes use to deny the existence of\nthe child of God within us, in order to promote our personal and\ncollective interests as individuals, families, and societies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEssentially,\nno different than a child suspending their disbelief and playing with\ndolls, while attempting to figure out what kind of adult they might\nwish to become, how to go about becoming an adult, and what it means\nto be an adult but, with the notable exception that the smallest\namongst us can be considered adult children, and the particle-wave\nduality of synergistic normalization applies to everything. Even a\nnewborn infant can always be considered an adult, in the sense that\nnobody can ever take away their freedom to become whoever they wish\nto become, and infants that are not held and loved within the first\nfew days of life tend to reproduce less often and die within the\nfirst year, from what is euphemistically known as a failure to\nthrive, as if they must choose to live for themselves. Hospitals\naround the world now have volunteers who regularly come in to hold\nthe babies, and insist they don’t require a great deal of\nattention, just a little TLC. Mammals with fur will typically lick\none side of a newborn, roll them over, and lick the other side, as if\nto welcome them into our world. “Out of the mouths of babes”\nis an old adage that refers to the fact toddlers can sometimes become\nthe adults in the room, no matter how briefly, frequently accepting\nreality and the truth for more of whatever they have to offer. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nany three year old, mama nature only cares about how authentic we are\nand, to a baby, counting minutes, days, months, and years can be fun\ngibberish to play with and their minds don’t dwell within\nlinear causal time like ours do, nor does their own bullshit fuzzy\nlogic make a whole lot of sense to even themselves, except to be used\nto either promote or suppress their personal authenticity. Being more\ninclusive in general, and favoring paying it forward, bullshit logic\nis more social and creative than classic logic, but learning how to\navoid banging your head against the wall, how to bounce right back up\nagain when you fall, wipe your own butt, look both ways, and avoid\nkilling each other more often, are also crucial aspects to growing up\nand skills that no mere mortal ever truly masters. Whether we are\npretending to be authentic, or authentically pretending to be someone\nelse, is how the monkey chased the weasel, and the source of a great\ndeal of confusing lowbrow slapstick. No matter how compelling any\nargument to the contrary, there ain’t nobody home but us\nchickens, even if we are legion, and everybody gots to be somebody\nsometime, and have their 15 minutes of fame, while the one and the\nmany are the “Infinite Diversity Within Infinite Combination”\nof Star Trek Vulcan IDIC philosophy. However, nonsensical\nsynergistic-normalization ensures that, in our universe, for any\nVulcan to be any good at advanced logic, mathematics, physics, or\nmeditation, they would have to acquire an extremely subtle sense of\nhumor. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\nthe juxtapositions that matter with, for example, humor and logic\nsometimes spontaneously transforming into one another in our daily\nlives, and something like Intuitionistic mathematics being roughly\nfour times more complex than classical mathematics, empowering a wide\nvariety of mental shortcuts that classic logic just can’t make.\nJokes are metaphors which can be outrageously faster, easier, and\nmore fun and efficient than always attempting to be literal, making\nclassic logic, more often than not, a gross over-simplification that\nis not nearly as flexible, but indispensable for correcting the large\nnumber of errors analog logic and our world constantly inspire.\nIronically, the conscious mind can be thought of as the default\nposition of relying on convoluted Three Stooges slapstick to decide\nany issues and, whenever you can’t dazzle them with brilliance,\nbaffle em with bullshit! In the animal kingdom, the males usually\nhave the colorful displays, while human males lie and brag much more\noften, with some speculating human languages evolved as a way to win\narguments and spout better lies and bullshit. There are a wide\nvariety of modifications to classic logic that have been devised to\nmake it more compatible with the analog fuzzy logic throughout nature\nbecause, no matter how indispensable it can be in some situations,\nfor most purposes, anything can be more efficient than Three Stooges\nslapstick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tVulcans\non Star Trek would require their own “mathematical comedy\nclubs”, because even Vulcans are born to fall on their butt,\nand to deny it would be highly illogical. Laughter can be described\nas an emergent cellular level response to pattern matching, and for a\nVulcan to deny they are ticklish, that humor is natural,\nself-organizing on a cellular level, and can be efficient, healthy,\ninsightful, and even infectious, would be irrational and\nself-defeating. Like the passionate Vulcan ritual of “Pon\nFarr”, Vulcans would require at least some sort of outlet for\ncomedy or they might suffer from serious mental diseases and, quite\nlikely, an inability to mate successfully. That might sound like an\nexaggeration, but surveys indicate academics have less satisfying sex\nlives and reproduce less often than most occupations, in even the\nworkaholic Japanese and white US and EU populations, which have been\nimploding for half a century, while Vulcans prefer to seldom be\ntouched, never be tickled, and struggle to mate successfully, only\nmating once every seven years, and rumor has it that Yoda is the love\nchild of Mr Spock and an Andorean sex slave. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNotably,\nVulcans are the much more reserved and disciplined straight-man\ncounterparts of high society and the establishment, to the relaxed\nsalt-of-the-earth folksy wisdom of Yoda in Star Wars. One is cold,\nanalytical, and aloof, while the other is much warmer, intuitive, and\ndown to earth, yet both think alike in many respects and fill similar\nroles in society. It can also be argued that Vulcans embrace logic as\na way to deny their own ego exists and to suppress their tendency to\nact like indignant chickens and, notably, Mr Spock acquired much more\nof a sense of humor in the second season of the original show. The\ndouble edged sword of Damocles ensures that too powerful a mind can\nbecome self-defeating, yet Spock and Yoda are what Taoists call\n“Scholar-Warriors” who share a great deal of the same\ngentle tongue-in-cheek sense of humor just as, contrary to\nappearances, Master Yoda is anything but fragile and harmless, and no\nmere hapless country bumpkin, but an 800 year old military general\nfamous for his strategy, swordsmanship, and vast array of skills and\nknowledge which, like those of Mr Spock, never cease to amaze his\nstudents.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhen\nMax Planck first begged his colleagues to please explain the joke,\nwhat none of them could have guessed in a million years, is that\nbrain damaged mentally deranged hippie dippies, just like me, have\nbeen attempting to explain that particular joke to Babylonians for\nthe last 12,000 years. One complication slowing us down, is that our\njokes require a more egalitarian salt-of-the-earth tribal sense of\nhumor, that societies commonly lynch people, like Socrates, for\nexpressing just a little too often. Forget about anything you might\nknow about political humor, tribal humor falls totally off the\nBabylonian political radar, and back to kindergarten. For example, in\nthe movie, “The Emerald Forest” a young boy is kidnapped\nby a native tribe in the Amazon jungle and, when his father finds him\na decade later, he is unwilling to leave the tribe and return to\ncivilization with him. His father pleads with the chief to order his\nson to return with him, and the chief just laughs, shakes his head in\ndisbelief, and replies, “How could I be chief if I told a grown\nman what to do?” In the heat of a battle, the chief can be the\nguy everybody already respects as the natural focus for their group\nwhenever the shit hits the fan, and tribes typically have different\nchiefs for different occasions, such as who officiates at parties and\nceremonies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMany\ntribes don’t even have words for concepts such as greed,\nconsidering them distasteful and counterproductive to dwell upon\nwhile, in recent years, republicans have even accused Big Bird of\nbeing an evil commie plot, because that long neck was just made for\nlynching, and they support traditional family values on sale at\nWalmart. It is now illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse in Maryland,\nbecause his tax cut proposals were more believable than those of the\nofficial candidates, and the idea Babylonians care about anything\nother than their wallets and constantly fighting among themselves\nover what is common sense is laughable. In the land of opportunity,\nthey have the lowest social mobility anywhere in the developed world,\nwhile fundamentalists have the worst rates of rape, abortion,\ndivorce, child abuse, alcoholism, and suicide and, of course, blame\nthe rest of the world for their problems. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\none thing to poke fun at society’s mindless anger, lowbrow\nslapstick, and pointless self-destructive bullshit, and quite another\nthing altogether to systematically organize it all according to\nlinguistic analysis, modern physics, Intuitionistic mathematics, and\nfirst principles! Socrates was lynched for expressing a handful of\nthe lamest fuzzy logic jokes imaginable, that can be interpreted any\nnumber of ways, because his jokes promote cooperation among peasants\nfor their mutual defense against the wealthy and middle class\nestablishment. Contrary to conventional wisdom, democracy exists to\nprotect the interests of minorities, the working class, and\ndisenfranchised, who would otherwise storm the palace more often with\nknives and pitch forks, and riot burning down the houses and\nbusinesses of the middle class, making democracy impossible. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tGandhi’s\nfollowers and those of Martin Luther King did not risk their lives\nand health in support of the existing common sense and conventional\nwisdom of the middle class and wealthy establishment. Either a\ndemocracy supports the basic rights of the poor and disenfranchised,\nor the mindless mob supports the “Winner Takes All Global\nEconomy and Weapons Contest!” People can put up with endless\nabuse, with the US having the worst social record in the developed\nworld, and dozens of men once gang raping women in NYC Central Park\nin broad daylight, in front of the news cameras, even jumping on the\nwomen the minute the cops pulled another one off. Similarly, despite\nthe horrific physical abuse that slave plantation owners committed,\nand the complete lack of anything remotely like shame, the reason\ntheir slaves usually burned down the houses of their masters while\nthey slept, was because they were not allowed to visit relatives that\nhad been sold to nearby plantations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAn\nexamination of the history of South African tribes revealed that\nevery three hundred years or so they would set aside their\ndifferences, and attack the most vicious tribe among them, driving\nthem to the verge of genocide, whenever their numbers grew large\nenough to become a threat to everyone else. Being aggressive can be\nadvantageous, but the good guys win more often for a reason, because\nthey know how to share their words and play nice more often. A\njourney of a thousand miles may begin with but a single step, yet\nlife is always two steps forwards and one back and, if you don’t\nwatch where you’re going, you may windup in the gutter! Either\nour common humanity takes priority over just about anything else, or\nwe eventually become an evolutionary dead-end, and all the evidence\nindicates modern Babylon must change fundamentally if humanity is to\nsurvive into the next century.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\nwarriors on the battlefield, Babylonians collectively suppress their\nown sense of humor, often bending over backwards and going to\nextremes such as routinely beating their children and censoring the\nmass media, simply following the angry memory-centric logic of a\nflock of chickens and their conventional wisdom. And, demonstrating\nin the process, why fictitious Vulcans on Star Trek would require at\nleast a dry sense of humor, if as a society they were to collectively\npromote logic and reason over reactionary behavior. Not to mention,\navoid the most elaborate anal retentive intellectual Three Stooges\nslapstick imaginable, collectively shoving their heads up their own\nasses that much more frequently and, possibly, accounting for their\npointy ears. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPredictably,\nit turns out that the very same academics, governments, and\ncorporations, now fighting over potty humor jokes older than\nmonuments, would much rather the public distrusted them and were\nangry with them, and are the ones largely responsible for having\nsuppressed this type of humor in the first place, and for\nsubsequently driving the price through the outhouse ceiling. Being\nbrain damaged, naturally it occurred to me to use potty humor jokes\nolder than monuments, that have suddenly become spy-vs-spy stuff more\nvaluable than gold, as the cheese to bait the maze for academically\ntrained rats helping to destroy the planet faster and make people\neverywhere miserable. Pink Floyd famously sang, “We don’t\nneed no education!”, however it is blatantly obvious that the\nreal problem is that academia’s education is sorely lacking in\ntheir own worst lowbrow slapstick, while behavioral conditioning is a\ncultural thing with them and, at least, something they can usually\ngrudgingly respect and vaguely comprehend. Along with the humorous\nequivalent of mild electric shocks, you have to make everything as\nself-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable as possible, or\nacademics can become easily confused, and give up much more\nfrequently. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBehaviorism\nis really all about applying positive reinforcement whenever\npossible, and the lure of potentially valuable data is overwhelming\nfor academics, but it never hurts to remind them of the fact.\nWhenever they become frustrated, they tend to become agitated,\narguing, and chattering amongst themselves but, otherwise, mainstream\nacademics and their students, make ideal experimental test subjects,\nwho have already been extensively conditioned to compulsively provide\na wealth of feedback in the most constraining environments. Its\nimportant to remain objective about these things and, objectively\nspeaking, academia has an extremely dubious command of language, an\ninstitutionally stunted sense of humor, and struggles to communicate\neffectively, while it has become crucial to quantify and document\ntheir impact on society and the ecology and, of course, secure any\npossible movie rights. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAcademics\nare supposedly objective anyway, and love nothing better than working\nridiculous hours, lecturing captive audiences, and writing dreadfully\nlong boring papers, making them ideal experimental test subjects for\nany number of things, with the notable exception of sleep deprivation\nexperiments, and it is my sincere hope that, with continuing\nresearch, it can eventually be rigorously established that, contrary\nto conventional wisdom, it remains quite possible to elevate some of\nBabylon’s worst lowbrow slapstick a notch or two. Beginning\nwith academics as a proof of concept, precisely because they claim to\nbe objective about these things and support the sciences. I figured,\nwhat better demonstration of the power of all the jokes in this book\nto make a real difference, than their ability to elevate even\nacademia’s worst lowbrow slapstick? Just how far does academic\ncuriosity and objectivity actually extend when it comes to even\nmathematical humor, and just how do money and the military-industrial\ncomplex change anything? <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAbandon\nAll Hope Ye Who Enter! Or, gaze into my mathematical literary mirror\nif you dare, and take the risk of seeing your own reflection, only to\ndiscover that its not quite so easy to laugh at yourself anymore, as\nif you didn’t have a care in the world and, somehow, life has\nlost just a little more of its sparkle. Because I’m applying\nsystems logic to the entire book, and the more you comprehend them\nthe more you start to apply them to yourself, even kicking yourself\nin the ass on a subconscious level. Freud was a cocaine dealer who\nwrote whatever the public would buy and treated the trophy wives of\nwealthy men, but earning a living selling cocaine and reassuring rich\npeople that all their psychological problems are sexual in nature, is\nnot what this book is about, nor is it “Neurolinguistic\nProgramming” or anything remotely like any academically\napproved use of language. Its adult potty humor people, jokes older\nthan monuments, and virtually every word I write uses one of the\nfirst three or four definitions found in any common dictionary,\nbillions of people worldwide recognize immediately what poems are\nbetter, and its all extrapolated from potty humor jokes still being\nreinvented for the first time by little kids around the world. If it\nmakes you feel better, in philosophical technobabble this is an\n“Ordinary Language Philosophy” that would drive\nWittgenstein nuts, so just keep reading and you’ll get the\npunch lines, or not. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAdmittedly,\nit could easily require a century or more of dedicated and duly\nconsecrated research, conducted by millions of talented comedians,\nmathematicians, programmers, and cunning linguists from around the\nglobe, to eventually establish some sort of meaningful consensus\nwithin the greater academic community at large. Nevertheless, I feel\nconfident that given time, thoughtful experimentation, and extensive\ndocumentation all within the public domain, that Babylonian academics\nwill eventually conclude that sharing their words and playing nice\nare really good ideas, and that humor is a real phenomenon, more than\nworthy of their concerted attention. Furthermore, that bereft a well\ndeveloped sense of humor, their institutions are frequently myopic,\nanti-social, self-defeating, self-destructive, inhumane, suicidal,\nhomicidal, and a threat to the entire planet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNobody\nelse I know has a clue as to how to begin to write this sort of\nbullshit in a self-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable manner\nthat even the dullest, most easily distracted, and dreadfully boring\nacademics can follow, so I thought people might appreciate a simple\ndemonstration, of just how easy it is to use contextual vagueness and\nthe stupidest no-brainer bullshit lexicon imaginable to\nsystematically elevate some of Babylon’s worst lowbrow\nslapstick. Its my own Functionalist approach that champions “Mental\nJudo” and “Oneness With Your Sphincter”, derived\nfrom the ancient Chinese school of the “Bull With Diarrhea!”\nMy motto is, “A great Jedi feels the force flow through him,\nthus, he remains regular!” But, when it comes to the Tower of\nBabel, as the Joker said, “What this town needs is an enema!”\nSo, I decided what academics require is a little good old fashioned\nbehavioral conditioning, for extra flavor, value, and to avoid\nconstipating the reader!<br\/>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nyou ask me, Socrates had the right idea and established the\nfoundations of modern democracy and formal philosophy but, for 12,000\nyears, the Chinese prudently went to a lot of trouble to write their\njokes anonymously! Technically, I’m leveraging a pattern\nmatching approach using the multidimensional multifractal equation of\nthe Tao Te Ching, which might sound complicated, but the worst part\nis all the mind-numbing editing required, like some sort of office\ndrone that doesn’t even get paid, for the first decade or two.\nBut, of course, after they attempted to steal and pervert my favorite\nchildhood potty mouth nursery rhymes, the temptation to show them\nwhat these jokes are truly excellent for, simply became overwhelming.\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\nI was just five years old, the neighborhood kids showed me the\ninfinite possibilities for what it can mean to be human and, suffice\nit to say, my Bullshit Kung Fu combines four and five-fold symmetries\nin higher dimensions, making it beyond any and all possible human\ncomprehension. Being brain damaged has certain advantages, but a few\nmillion other flaming idiots deserve just as much credit, and the\nbest the academics should be able to determine, is that what I write\nappears to be mathematical, self-consistent, demonstrable, and\nnontrivial. Meaning, they will have no choice if they are to remain\nobjective, and must rely upon the empirical evidence and decide for\nthemselves if anything I write is funny…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUnfortunately,\nDr Strangelove is not an exaggeration, and like the rest of Babylon,\nthe slapstick of the entire military-industrial complex, really and\ntruly, can be that pathetically lowbrow, however, it occurred to me\nthat the situation also makes it easy to automate all the behavioral\nconditioning, because the complexity of the model seldom exceeds that\nof a flock of chickens. Taoists often say, “Its the simple shit\nthat always gets you” and a chicken’s behavior is not\nsignificantly different from that of any of its individual neurons,\nmaking a flock of chickens roughly as predictable as Newtonian\nmechanics and their collective behavior resembles wave mechanics,\nwhere every wave can simultaneously be considered an amplifier, and\nthe context determines which it is we perceive like a context\ndependent gestalt. I am the Wu Li master of the Tao Te Ching, the\nShockwave Rider who rides the great Rainbow Fractal Dragon, and I\nmake Zen masters look foolish on a daily basis (too easy),\nconservatives turn beet red embarrassing themselves, wannabe\nanarchists and politicians alike chase their own tails in the corner,\nand physicists and philosophers repeatedly contradict themselves in\nevery way imaginable, all because it just so happens, I know a thing\nor two about chickens, the story of Goldilocks, Murphy’s Law,\nBullshit Logic, dictionaries, and FM radios too!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSince\nthey don’t have much hope of actually comprehending anything,\nlife for a chicken is mostly about what to ignore, but this same\npreference has been documented in chimpanzees who are taught sign\nlanguage, and consider it rude to talk to each other. They rely more\non an infantile herd mentality, where they argue over the best patch\nof grass to eat, but also depend upon each other to warn of any\ndanger and defend each other. Chimps will sometimes give their\nfriends tools, perhaps encouraging them to learn how to use them, but\nthat’s about as far as it goes. The pecking order of chimps and\nchickens express opposite extremes, but they both function similar to\nfeedback suppression in a PA system and noise reduction in an FM\nradio, preventing them from killing each other more often, or running\nin circles screaming the sky is falling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIgnoring\neach other is a good way to avoid fighting, but it doesn’t help\nchimps thrive much better than a flock of chickens, and chimps can be\nvicious to say the least, just as infants will wallop each other with\nthe toy telephone or whatever. Humanity has moved beyond the herd\nmentality, but still retains the mentality of a flock of chickens as\nthe default fallback position for whenever the lights might be on,\nbut nobody is home, because there never was anybody in charge around\nhere! Female chimps choose who is to become the alpha male, according\nto the same standards used by anyone for choosing a good boss at\nwork, that is, someone who intervenes in internal disputes only to\nprevent unnecessary fighting that might weaken the troop, and who\nleads them all to food more often, which is also what farmers want in\na rooster, and describes an FM radio that works like its supposed to.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPatriarchs\nin the republican party have proven to possess high testosterone and\nlow stress hormones, making them better suited for filling the role,\nthat is, forcefully addressing any emergency, while still avoiding\nunnecessary conflict, which is also what you want in a rooster or for\nfeedback suppression in a public address system. Roosters that are\ntoo vicious or wake you up all the time tend to get their heads cut\noff and, among chimps, alpha males that are too aggressive sometimes\nleave one troop for another when the females make it difficult for\nthem to mate successfully. In general, the larger any group becomes,\nthe less advantageous it can become for any individual to even know\nthe truth, promoting reactionary behavior and support for patriarchs,\nwho are not necessarily expected to know or share the truth.\nConspiracy theory networks insist the truth is out there somewhere,\nbut they still rely heavily on conventional wisdom, seldom espouse\nusing a dictionary, and prefer to just use conspiracy theories for\nsocializing, while their constant chatter provides advanced warnings\nfor when the shit is about to hit the fan, as if their networks form\nlarge and sensitive amplifiers. Think of relaxing on the couch, and\nhaving to peal yourself off the ceiling when someone startles you,\nbecause all the neurons in your brain have stopped working for your\nconscious mind, and have begun relaxing and socializing among\nthemselves in larger numbers. Believing in conspiracy theories\nprovides people with an excuse to relax and socialize in a\ncontentious society that seldom wants to know the truth, and for them\nto receive early warnings for whenever the crap is about to hit the\nfan, with studies indicating conspiracy theory nuts tend to be quite\nnormal, and no more insane than anyone else. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\non a good day, thinking is just never a chicken’s strong point,\nand all the conspiracy theories, vicious arguments, and endless\nbabbling in the mass media and online merely reflects how hard the\nidiots are struggling to ignore anything that contradicts whatever\nthey happen to believe to be conventional wisdom, despite nobody ever\nproving the existence of common sense anywhere on the planet. In the\nname of reason, they ignore even their own nonsense, with our\nglorious leader, for example, contradicting himself on a daily basis\nand quick to dismiss any contradictions he makes as inconsequential.\nA startled, confused, pissed-off, frightened, and stressed-out\nchicken doesn’t make much better decisions than a lonely sea\nslug cruising the largely barren mid-ocean floor, and merely by\nencouraging them to confuse themselves and each other, it is possible\nto encourage the Three Stooges to become even more self-defeating and\nself-destructive. And, just like drinking booze and watching Fox\nNews, it is not only legal but lucrative to encourage them to drink\nall the saltwater they want, give themselves ulcers, die younger, and\nreproduce far less often, for no damned good reason whatsoever, while\ntheir populations are already imploding in every way imaginable. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLike\na chicken, the behavior of the youngest human infants is not\nsignificantly different from that of any of their individual neurons,\nwhich is why animals such as a dog automatically recognize infants of\nany species, because their behavior reflects their cellular level\norganization, revolving around searching for what’s missing\nfrom this picture, and what to ignore. Dogs are pretty smart, but any\nintelligent animal can recognize that in the case of the smallest\ninfants, the lights are on, but nobody is home, making humble infants\nof any species all that much more compellingly elegant and,\nfortunately, that means wave mechanics can be used to model the\nmindless collective behavior of a flock of chickens, as resembling an\nanalog FM radio transceiver that expresses bullshit fuzzy logic and\nthe resilience of complex systems, by progressively conflating the\nidentity of energy and information. Nonlinear parametric amplifiers\ncan now be tuned for resonance, meaning it is quite possible to use\nfuzzy logic and even quantum mechanics to encourage the idiots to\ncollectively explode and implode on command. Their behavior reflects\nthe quorum sensing of the countless cells in their bodies, and\nillustrates how our cells talk to the conscious mind, through our\nemotions, and how every Ugly Duckling is simultaneously a Swan.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPrecisely\nbecause they are so stupid and reactionary, chickens can be used to\nmodel all of classic logic and physics, but they can also be modeled\nas simultaneously Ugly Ducklings, expressing their particle-wave\nduality, and surprising resilience and intelligence, when they grow\nup and learn how to share their words and play nice. Chickens really\ndo make good pets and, reality being stranger than fiction, you can\nmodel the entire universe after a flock of chickens, or as composed\nof waves and vortexes leading somewhere over the rainbow or down the\ntoilet, simply because it happens to be more convenient or efficient.\nIn fact, all the new computer processors coming on the market over\nthe next several years will include a variety of fpga arithmetic\naccelerators, or AI circuits composed of anywhere from 120 to a few\nthousand transistors, that are perfect for the task, and should prove\na particularly interesting challenge for all the computer programmers\nout there, who just happen to share my warped sense of humor.\nComputers are only a hobby of mine, and I can’t afford any\nhobbies right now and don’t have time to spare, but I include a\nfew more interesting ideas in this book involving simple adaptive AI\nand virtual reality applications.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\neight rudimentary caricatures, our poetry describes the heuristics or\nalgorithms of the analog emotional-logic required to use any\nmeaningless rhetoric you prefer to generate bots online that can be\nindistinguishable from any troll or babbling idiot, precisely because\nthey’re both spouting totally meaningless rhetoric that is\nindistinguishable from any other bullshit. In fact, their bullshit is\nso simple it is already becoming possible to fake the way they think\nand talk. The more bullshit they spout, the easier it is to imitate\nand even quantify their emotions and reactions, because their\nemotions are largely based on what to ignore, rather than, what to\npay attention to or embrace. In fact, one of the few ways you could\ndistinguish between the two is to include a lie detector in the bot\nempowering it to predict the majority of arguments, but a smart\nchicken is an oxymoron. Contrary to Chomsky’s foam-at-the-mouth\nGrammar Nazi idealism, grammar has turned out to be related to the\nproximity of syntax in the brain, meaning all you require is the\nanalog bullshit fuzzy logic to reproduce whatever the trolls believe\nis the undeniable truth, with around 120 Rainbow Warrior poems being\nenough to make it easy to fool just about anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOf\ncourse, the bot only cares that the person keeps on arguing with it,\nand can lose arguments badly if that makes the trolls and academics\nsalivate more. The more meaningless any angry rhetoric they spout,\nthe more easily the Three Stooges can be encouraged to fight their\nown reflections and shadows, and the more easily humor can cut to the\nbone of contention when necessary. Already, bots are occupying\nwebsites and social media and you could fill entire websites with\nbots like these and generate a great deal of traffic, and encourage\nthe idiots to waste their time indulging themselves more often and,\npossibly, even systematically teach a militant atheist or Game\ntheorist how evolution led to the development of people sharing their\nwords and playing nice more often than most animals, because we share\nan innate sense of humor and aesthetic appreciation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhile\nthat might sound like outrageous technology, you can already buy a\ncellphone with a built-in lie detector that’s pretty damned\ngood, but the problem is the truth is the last thing chickens ever\ncare about, so I wouldn’t worry too much about any indignant\nprotests, which are likely to subside quickly if your AI keeps\ntelling them whatever they want to hear. A zero latency Mind Maze\nheadset can provide a little biofeedback and mild behavioral\nconditioning, making it possible to teach even academics how to\nlaugh, and to quantify their sense of humor, while the potential\napplications are endless. The remarkably inexpensive headset reads\nyour brain waves and the machine can be set to apply mild electric\nshocks, even before the test subjects do anything. The headset can\nwarn the computer 30-70ms ahead of time, before you can so much as\nblink an eye, and I’m particularly interested to see how test\nsubjects react to varying the timing of electric shocks, using a wide\nvariety of adaptive AI programs incorporating lie detectors and fact\ncheckers to determine just how gullible and out of touch with reality\nacademics really are. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tModern\nelectronics are fantastic for jokes and getting cheaper by the day,\nwhile one of the first uses by the porn industry was to make it cheap\nto get a blowjob online, and Japanese women have been increasingly\ncomplaining, for conservative Japanese that is, that its hard enough\nto get laid in a country of polite workaholics, without having to\ncompete with online porn, VR, and transformer robots. In response,\ntheir government has made the development of friendly robots a\nnational priority, to support a rapidly aging population.\nTheoretically, its all the same math and the major medical company\nthat makes the Mind Maze headset is European, quite familiar with\nsex, and how to solicit new investors. As interesting as it might be\nto work on developing a Woody Allan style “Orgasmitron”\nfor sexual addiction and dysfunctions, my own work is in the\nrudimentary analog logic required, and I leave the sex research to\nthe tender mercies of the medical and porn industries, who are\nsurprisingly familiar with chickens. However, I intend to see if the\nEuropean manufacturers of the Mind Maze have any suggestions for the\nbest ways to test my ideas on their American counterparts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSomething\na bit more sophisticated than a whoopee cushion and having them watch\nrepeats of “Gilligan’s Island”, but if I can\nsucceed with American academics, I consider that all the proof that\nanyone can reasonably ask for, that the basic idea is fundamentally\nsound. Of course, the academic community as a whole tends to stress\ncritical thinking skills, nevertheless, with just a little mild\nbehavioral conditioning, and a lot of luck, it is my sincere hope\nthat some of these same test subjects might actually feel inspired to\nteach some of their students a few basic listening skills, how to\nshare their words, and play nice, before proceeding to teach them\nanything more complicated, such as how to argue nonstop, spout\ncomplete gibberish, and design and operate things like cheap nuclear\nreactors, that are anything but idiot proof by Babylonian standards. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTeaching\nthe military-industrial complex how to drop their balls like Galileo,\nhas never interested me personally, and I leave that to the medical\nand porn industry as well, but it is my sincere desire that with\ncontinuing experiments, it will eventually become possible to inspire\nacademics to take the next step, and teach a few more complex\nsubjects. Such as, how to recognize when your own crap has become\nself-defeating, how to recognize when pulling a voting machine handle\nis the equivalent of shooting yourself in the foot, and what\nalternatives might exist in our great democracy, if any, that are\nunlikely to get you fired, black listed, water boarded or, like\nSocrates, lynched in a kangaroo court trial for having a sense of\nhumor about your civic responsibilities. Conan O’Brien is a\nlate-night talk show host and comedian, who frequently begs his\naudience not to lynch him, and who does a regular routine where his\nstaff video tapes hundreds of newscasters all repeating the same\npropaganda and spin on the news verbatim, and it might be safe enough\nfor some teachers to show such films to their students, and to even\ncreate a montage of the best propaganda in America today, and for PBS\nto produce documentaries about how the majority organize like\nchickens and ignore almost anything they don’t believe is\nconventional wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThese\ndays, whether it is safe depends on your state and specific locality,\nand many may wish to wait for a new administration and check with\ntheir legal departments first, or even ask the mass media for advice\non how they deal with propaganda and the public demanding that\neverybody lie to them. Hopefully, by my organizing all these jokes in\na self-consistent, nontrivial, and demonstrable manner that can be\nquantized, automated, and used to make unique predictions, others\nwill feel inspired to follow Conan’s example. Henceforth, let\nit be widely known, that I do hereby formally challenge all Rainbow\nWarriors, and anybody else who still has the slightest sense of humor\nor self-preservation remaining, to think up the most outrageously\nmind-boggling ways, in which to put all the jokes in this book to\nmuch better use, than for teaching complete idiots how to destroy the\nentire planet faster, while debating the definition of stupid,\ncomplaining its a dog-eat-dog world, endlessly complaining about the\nservice, and that nobody ever listens to them, not even the bums they\nvote out of office.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSince\nPlanck’s initial discovery the same revelation has been slowly\nemerging, beginning within the extremes in the physical and cognitive\nsciences, that all of Babylon’s vaunted rationalizations and\nideals, all of academia’s causal western metaphysics, so\ncarefully crafted over millennia and integrated into all the major\nworld religions, responsible for all of our incredible technology,\nlegal systems, and every major language, are all ultimately based\nupon so much blue smoke and mirrors. To make matters worse, they are\nbeing used and abused by clueless idiots everywhere to justify\nfighting amongst themselves and destroying the planet faster, often\nout of sincere heartfelt idealism. Meanwhile, trained academics with\ninstitutionally stunted senses of humor, express their growing dismay\nat their inability to get the punch lines, much less, get a handle on\nthe situation, as they continue to encourage their students to argue\nand babble nonsensically amongst themselves, rather than, develop a\ngentle sense of humor, and learn how to share their words, play nice,\nand listen to each other if it kills them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAfter\na decade of examining all the neurological evidence and running one\ncomputer simulation after another, the Game theorist Donald Hoffman\nreluctantly concluded, that if the human mind and brain had ever\nresembled anything remotely like reality we would already be extinct\nas a species. It turns out that modeling reality is horribly\ninefficient, when any bullshit model will usually suffice, meaning\nthat to no one’s surprise, the first Vulcans on Star Trek to\nfollow Surac’s philosophy of logic would have quickly become\nextinct. When asked, children raised in big cities will sometimes say\nfood comes from the factory, because that’s their reality, and\nits actually the most useful explanation for them, even if its not\ntrue. They don’t ask mom to buy them a cow from the farm, but\nmilk from the store, they have absolutely no need to learn anything\nabout dairy cows, and have their entire lives to learn the truth, in\na culture that often rejects the truth. Until the construction of\nmodern ships during the middle ages, for over a thousand years\nknowing the earth is round was useless to sailors, who hugged the\ncoastlines whenever possible, while telling tales of sea monsters and\nfalling off the face of the earth was a good way to entertain\nthemselves on long nights.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAn\nexamination of all of classical logic, mathematics, and physics\nconcluded, that an arbitrary number of simple metaphors can be used\nto describe Newtonian physics with equal accuracy. In other words,\nanyone can argue that everything is merely composed of black holes,\nsuper balls, strings, springs, rubber bands, donuts, gears, beanies\nwith propellers, Barbie dolls, wavy gravy, or lime Jell-O for all I\nknow, and nobody can ever prove them wrong using classic logic and\nphysics. String theorists encountered this same warped sense of\nhumor, with a series of theories all implying that an ever-greater\nnumber of ever more elaborate String theories, beyond even all\nastronomical measurements and humanly conceivable complexity, can\ndescribe the universe all that much more compellingly. As if their\nown theories were stringing them along, tweaking their noses, and\nsuggesting they ease up on the classical beauty of String theory and\nstart working on their sense of humor instead. Already, one String\ntheorist has symbolically thrown his hands in the air, and publicly\nannounced he is switching to a different field and, once the\ncomputers finish crunching all the numbers, it will become much easy\nto automate the job of collating such low entropy results in the\nsciences and placing them in larger contexts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhile\nI can certainly sympathize with the gravity of the situation, and how\nearth-shattering the revelation must be for billions of Babylonians,\nand that the subject is entirely outside the traditional scope of\nacademic scrutiny, the sooner they stop babbling complete nonsense\nand begin to address the issue head on, the better for the entire\nplanet. Unfortunately, I felt compelled to lend the academic\ncommunity a hand and show them a few more practical uses for this\ntype of humor, because their own imaginations are quite limited in\nthat regard, and I encourage everybody else to give them a hand as\nwell. Only recently have Babylonian academics finally caught on that\nhumor revolves around anything “low in entropy”, or what\nthe rest of us call “bullshit”, and the very idea they\ncomprehend humor is laughable, even by their own severely stunted\nBabylonian standards. As proud as I am to see the academic community\ninventing their first polite cuss words, Vaudeville has nothing to\nfear from these academic clowns, who should stick with Dr Seuss and\nWinnie the Pooh for now.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tObviously,\nif someone doesn’t give them a few pointers, humanity will be\nan extinct species before academics get the punch lines to a Bullshit\nTheory of Everything and Nothing. Believe me, encouraging people to\ntreat mainstream Babylonian academics and their students as if they\nwere just so many trained monkeys and lab rats has never been\nsomething that has appealed to me personally, because I’ve\nspent half my life fending off all their bullshit attempts to\nredefine the word “dictionary” and to avoid their nonstop\nlowbrow slapstick, which is just so pathetic, but the only way to\nprevent the idiots from possibly killing themselves and everyone else\nin the process, was to publish this book and hope to get it over with\nquick, knowing the computers are about to reveal everything in\nexcruciating detail. If it makes anyone feel better, they can say its\njust more bullshit in the name of science. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nexample, using virtual reality it should be possible to model the\nbehavior of all the leaders of the republican party, well enough\nusing current electronics to make predictions with anywhere from the\naccuracy of a weatherman to Newtonian mechanics, precisely because\nthey are organized like a flock of chickens, making it easy to\nautomate any type of political comedy people want. In virtual\nreality, you could have Mickey Mouse lobby congress to make it legal\nto join the Mickey Mouse Club in Maryland. The more rhetoric they\nspout, the easier it becomes to predict and manipulate their\nbehavior, just like any chicken. Which, of course, can become\nincredibly elaborate and sarcastic within the public domain, or as\nscientifically rigorous as anything else, incorporating the latest\nand greatest lie detectors and fact checkers already in development\nor on the market, and feeding Wall Street computers data.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOne\nof the first things Adolf Hitler did in office was to make it illegal\nto crack jokes about the Nazi party, and conservatives in general\nhave a vested interest in comprehending how humor is used against\nthem and a vested interest in suppressing free speech by constraining\nthe academic community and buying off the mass media. The only way to\nbe smarter than a damned chicken, is to see more of the Big Picture,\ninstead of your own nightmares and fantasies, while every culture\nadopts comedic blinders that are rapidly becoming easily defeated by\nautomation. Big Brother’s not so well kept secret, is he is\npart of the mindless mob, has a stunted sense of humor, and cannot\nattack what he cannot comprehend, but that never stopped the idiots\nfrom trying. Reminiscent of TV shows such as “Hogan’s\nHeroes” and “Mash”, peasants everywhere have often\nrelied upon their having greater personal integrity than the wealthy\nand powerful, lending them a more subtle sense of humor that\nempowered them to communicate in front of authorities without getting\ntheir heads cut off. Socratic humor and that of the Tao Te Ching are\nall public domain and make less sense the more you insist that\neverything must make sense, and reject even your own dictionary.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\nfather always told me, without heart kid, ya got nothing. Which is\nwhy none need ever swear allegiance to become a citizen of the world,\nthere are no promises to make to anyone but yourself, no beliefs,\nrationalizations, postures, divine inspiration, mental gymnastics,\nchanges in diet, or sudden conversions are ever required, for each\nenters this world a child of God, the One Greater Truth, and mother\nnature. All any need do to reclaim their birthright at any time is to\nremember, that the spark within can never die, because without heart\nkid, ya got nothing. Everywhere you go, there you are, and simply\npeeling away the layers of the onion, wonder yet remains the\nbeginning of wisdom, as we reclaim our birthright in a slow process\nof attrition and osmosis, aware there can be no greater satisfaction\nthan recognizing once again, all that we might have to offer the\nworld, including any particularly funny jokes that might be helpful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhich\nis why nobody knows how to be a Rainbow Warrior or a citizen of the\nworld better than you do, and either one day you recognize you are a\nRainbow Warrior and a citizen of the world, or you don’t.\nRegrettably, our legends say karma must be paid, and none can prevent\nthe Tower of Babel from collapsing again, for the meek must\ninevitably inherit the earth. What is to come in the decades to\nfollow is anyone’s guess, but I fear at least two billion\npeople may suffer and die needlessly, and it will require as much\nheart as everyone can muster. There’s nothing anybody can do to\nsave the Babylonians from themselves, certainly nothing that I can\nthink of, except to encourage people to work on their gentle sense of\nhumor, since Babylonians tend to already be angry, confused,\nparanoid, and self-defeating enough without any encouragement from\nme.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nthe insane are not running the asylum, I really don’t want to\nknow who is, film at 11:00pm. Blow up your TV, throw away your\npapers, for none might ever stop those hellbent on committing suicide\nplaying Russian Roulette with cheap nuclear reactors, or anything\nelse they can cook up in the kitchen, and the less you get involved\nin their insanity the better for everyone. Our Rainbow Warrior poetry\nis the actual purpose of this book, because it contains the\ninstructions for how to prepare as best we can, how to cushion the\nfall, and how to help rebuild again. Hopefully, without repeating the\nsame mistakes, by humorously injecting a little more sanity into our\ntraditions, institutions, and worldviews. Rainbow Warriors come in\nall varieties, with many being successful professionals, but with few\nof us terribly interested in working ourselves to death for the\nprivilege of helping to destroy the planet faster, nor interested in\nwasting our time with all the nonstop bullshit and babbling online\nand in the heavily censored hallowed halls and mass media currently\nfighting over how to divide up the internet. The modern world is not\nthe first playground to be overrun by playground bullies, and\ncountless nights I have spent around the fire discussing everything\nin this book with my fellow Rainbow Warriors, who have also learned\nto seldom take the word of insane Babylonians, paid to insist\neveryone should be cynical and skeptical of everything except, of\ncourse, how much they get paid, who pays them, their personal\nintegrity, and what people do with all the money, knowledge,\nequipment, and skills that the academics, governments, and\ncorporations provide them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWithout\nheart kid, ya got nothing, and even the craziest Babylonians living\nin their own Private Idaho have priceless hearts, and can have their\nown charm, but the wisdom of our collective ignorance is what I call\nthe foolish heart of agnosticism. Those who dare to admit their own\nignorance and embrace that the only thing they know is nothing, and\nare prepared to venture forth on faith alone, knowing the good guys\nwin more often, but without ever having to abandon their brain on the\nside of the road in the process! Knowing already for themselves, we\nare all drooling idiots, and knowing somehow without knowing\nanything, what’s missing from this picture can make all the\ndifference in the world. Meaning, of course, among Rainbow Warriors\nfalling on your ass gracefully counts for extra points in duets! For\nno man is an island, nor can he be the measure of all things, lest he\nfirst embrace gravity as the source of lightness, and virtue as its\nown reward, for miraculously, ours is the best of all possible\nworlds, and wonder yet remains the beginning of all wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnywho,\nmany are attempting to locate and clean up after all the disasters\nthat Babylonian academics have currently inspired from their lofty\nivory towers in the name of idealism, growth, and progress, while\nblaming the same governments and corporations that fund their\nresearch, and more of us are attempting to prevent them from\ndestroying the planet any faster but, I figured, now that the\ncomputers are about to spit out all the answers, the time has come\nthe Walrus said, to speak of many things, and start addressing the\nheart of the problem. Admittedly, a brain damaged mentally deranged\nhippie dippy like me, encouraging Rainbow Warriors, closet agnostics,\narmchair philosophers, geeky programmers, soccer moms, conspiracy\ntheorists, dog catchers, town drunks like Socrates, and academic\nclowns like Lao Tzu, to try to save what they can of planet earth and\nwhat remains of our dignity, not to mention saving the entire\nspecies, using jokes older than monuments was frankly, not my first\nchoice, nor was it anywhere on my “to-do” list. As far as\nI’m concerned, our children’s potty mouth nursery rhymes\nare to blame and I just never grew up, and I write this book for all\nthe Rainbow Warriors and Big Kids out there who don’t have the\nwords, while anyone can improve upon anything I write, so please,\nfeel perfectly free to just call me ignorant, because it really is\n12,000 years worth of bullshit and collective ignorance, that just\nhappens to also describe the real world, and only the truth can set\nyou free.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSooner\nor later, some clown had to do it, call the entire civilized world on\nits bullshit and, extremely few, have the required sense of humor\nwhile, for me, its all just so much bullshit fuzzy logic, and endless\nmind-numbing editing that requires glasses to prevent you from\nbecoming permanently cross-eyed. So, again, please feel perfectly\nfree to just call me ignorant, because my words are mathematical, and\nI never know what I’m writing means until after I’ve\nwritten it! Someone had to make a serious stab at sorting out all the\ncrap and, being brain damaged, I figured I should try to spare others\nas much of the drudgery as I could and simplify everything down to\nfirst principles. My own thinking is that any other suggestions\nanybody else can come up with that might have a chance of working,\nsay sometime this century, without causing undue death, suffering,\nand widespread panic in the streets, is more than welcome.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOthers\ncan wait for the computers to spit out all the jokes, but I swore\nwhen I was five years old that I would find these words, and there’s\nno way in hell I would ever leave anything this important, in the\nhands of crazy Babylonians and their supercomputers which are all\nregulated by governments and academics more interested in designing\nweapons than saving the planet. Unlike the Babylonians with their\nstunted senses of humor and reliance on supercomputers, I not only\nhave a sense of humor, but extensive knowledge and familiarity with\nthe subject, and don’t require all the mathematics to make a\ngreat deal more sense out of what I’m looking at, because this\nis simply how I think. Ever since I was a small child, I’ve\njust naturally assumed that children have much more important things\nto teach adults, than adults have to teach them. All I have to do is\nkeep shuffling all the scientific data and metaphors for any humble\nand elegant simplicity and, since everybody recognizes right away\nwhat works best and doesn’t, the only thing we require as soon\nas possible are the four root metaphors of the systems logic, the key\nto a Bullshit Theory of Everything and Nothing, which can describe\nhow anything works, including our poetry. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMeanwhile,\nif any academics want to abuse my jokes, or comprehend what I’m\nsaying, they will have to first risk getting the punch lines to the\njokes, and taking a good long hard look at themselves in my\nmathematical-literary mirror. And, only after doing so, decide for\nthemselves whether anything I write is bullshit, according to their\nown empirical standards. While, of course, also dwelling upon how\ntheir own computers are about to reveal in elaborate detail, exactly\nwhat kinds of fools we have all been, down through the untold ages.\nOnce the computers start to predict every pie-in-the-face research\nresult the academic sheeple should finally look up, and begin\nprotesting in their usual noisy manner.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n \tAlthough\nBabylonian academics tend to live by the motto “Publish or\ndie”, intriguingly enough, the second half of the Tao Te Ching\nis believed to have been written by well over a hundred academics,\nwho all mysteriously chose to publish their work anonymously. You\nwould think they were afraid of losing their grants or something, but\nthat just begs the question as to why they bothered to write them in\nthe first place. Some have suggested they wanted to mock their own\ncolleagues and mock the corrupt establishment they worked for, and to\neven actively undermine their interests while, of course, escaping\nbeing lynched in the process! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBut,\nthat can’t be right, all the academics that I have ever known\nare good, decent, law abiding, tax paying citizens, who are proud of\ntheir country, and all of their cultural institutions, and who have\nnever been black listed or anything like that. They have plenty of\nlikes on Facebook, and are incredibly ambitious, hardworking, busy,\nthoughtful people, who don’t have time for any silly nonsense,\nand are extremely kind, generous, and forward thinking humanitarians,\nwho would never be tempted in the slightest to work against anyone\nelse’s interests or mock anyone, much less, their own\ncolleagues and corrupt cultural institutions! No, no, I’ve just\nalways assumed, that they were merely trying to be nice to the little\npeople. You know, the ignorant Chinese peasants, who really like\nstupid things like jokes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nMother of All<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nand\nthere are many paths, but only one mountain, as all ascend the great\nStairway to Heaven, ensuring that whenever harmony is lost, balance\nwill be restored! For life is insane and anyone who tells you\notherwise is nuts! In an insane world insanity can be the only sane\nchoice while, if you don’t know where you’re going, you\nare already there! Embracing our laughter it embraces us back, as\ngravity becomes the source of lightness, and our feet know the way as\nthe path knows our feet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nmore you embrace your laughter, the more it embraces you back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n Rainbow\nWarrior poetry can extrapolate Maslow’s famous “Hierarchy\nof Needs” into a “Rainbow Spectrum of Needs and Desires”,\nbecause the two will inevitably transform into one another and,\nagain, its the self-organizing nonlinear temporal dynamics that\nillustrate how this is done. The walls can literally talk in our\npoetry, by conflating the identity of what is animate and inanimate\nand expressing time as a quasi-character, reflecting the fact 42 is\nas good an explanation as anyone will ever get, and each must decide\nfor themselves if their life is a metaphorical dream, an allegory or\nmorality tale, a fantasy, a joke, or their worst nightmare. Life in a\nsingularity not only includes more lowbrow humor than you would find\nin a more romantic metaphysical universe, but more weird and\ninexplicable crap in general! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUnsurprisingly,\nacademics themselves are not considered Vaudeville’s\ncompetition, which is why professional comedians have been\ncomplaining in recent years that they already have way too much\nmaterial to work with and cannot compete with reality. Chuang Tzu\nfamously said, “Once I dreamed I was a butterfly, or am I\nreally a butterfly dreaming I am a man?” What the Mother of\nAll, particle-wave duality, and self-organizing nonlinear temporal\ndynamics imply is a humorous interpretation of John Wheeler’s\n“Participatory Anthropic Principle” where, ironically,\nthere is no choice but to create our own reality and our own dreams,\nbecause we ourselves must first decide what is the reality and what\nis the dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tJung\nwas a conservative academic who was anything but an expert on Taoism,\nand when people ask me what the collective unconscious is like, I\ntell them one in five Americans insists the sun revolves around the\nearth, making kids a great example, and their potty mouth nursery\nrhymes can be considered an echo of the voice of the collective\nunconscious.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhat\neveryone I know agrees is that we are all spirits in the material\nworld, with Watson being just a baby computer capable of babbling\nlike any baby. By no means is Watson unique in being deliberately\ndesigned not to resemble a human mind and brain, which is a common\npractice in the industry, precisely because the more complexity you\nintroduce into the system the more likely it is to take on a life of\nits own, and AI research is considered as much an art as it is a\nscience.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlthough\nI must admit I enjoy poking fun at him, Wheeler was one of my heroes\ngrowing up, along with Einstein, Isaac Asimov, and Mr. Spock, with\neach of them expressing a very distinctive minimalist child-like\nsense of humor, just as my own father has, but Feynman was one of the\nfew who could keep up with Wheeler, and he had that boyish\nshit-eating grin that any comedian might envy. The undeniable truth\nabout humor and bullshit is that, without greater beauty they have no\nmeaning whatsoever, and Wheeler has been called a giant in his field\nand, I would say, he was a giant, because he had not only a brilliant\nmind, but such tremendous personal integrity and a wonderful sense of\nhumor. Wheeler knew he was missing something simple and, my belief is\nhe was missing the simple fact that anything can be considered\nultimately bullshit and tautological gibberish and, frequently, I\ntell people, “Reality without dreams is just somebody’s\nnightmare, while dreams without any reality are someone else’s\nfantasy”.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tStay\nawake too long, and you will hallucinate, because its every bit as\nimpossible to escape your dreams and nightmares forever, by focusing\non reality to the exclusion of everything else, as it is to escape\nreality forever in your dreams. Although that might sound like a\nvague correlation, mystical metaphysical mumbo jumbo, or a purely\ntheoretical or hypothetical assumption, nonetheless, it can be\nmeasured and established as a scientific fact because, as far as the\n“objective” sciences are concerned, its essentially the\nsame assertion that 42 appears to be as good an explanation as any\nother for the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. It also\nexplains why we sleep, why we have an unconscious mind, why we dream,\nand why the more intelligent the animal, the more playful they become\nand more dreams they require. Thanks to synergistic-normalization,\nreality itself can be considered the price of our having memories,\ndreams, and an unconscious mind, with all of these being comparable\nto how our own shadow follows us around everywhere and, sometimes,\nbecomes the focus of our attention. Shadows contain a minimal amount\nof information for their volume, but humble shadows can convey a\ngreat deal of information, more often, with higher efficiency, such\nas whether an animal in the distance is moving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHowever,\na more striking implication is that a simple metaphoric systems logic\na child can comprehend should be able to express a “Bullshit\nTheory of Everything and Nothing!” That’s what our\nRainbow Warrior poetry, with all its funky nonlinear temporal\ndynamics, should be able to describe using 430 poems, but we only\nhave half that many, and the rest will have to wait for the computers\nto spit them out, with some of the poems in this book already being a\ndozen or more pages long and I will have to leave many of them out of\nthe book and let anyone interested read them online. The continuity\nof my book is more important than its completeness at this point,\nwhile we wait for the rest of the poems. In order to have any real\nchance of finishing a large collection of poems like this within your\nlifetime requires first studying six to ten English language\ntranslations of the Tao Te Ching for at least fifteen years, but that\nempowers you to edit poems 10-20x faster than the average person.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nso, I spent the better part of 16 hours a day, for six years simply\nshuffling all these metaphors and all the relevant scientific data\nfor any humble and elegant simplicity, before the patterns began to\nall slowly coalesce and emerge of their own accord. That’s how\nyou write this kind of poetry and, as far as I’m concerned, my\nwords literally speak for themselves, mathematically if I do my job\nright, and you must rewrite this kind of text from beginning to end\nat least five times, simply to get the overall symmetry of the\nFractal Dragon equation correct. Ironically, I am forced to shuffle\nthe metaphors to find out what they mean for myself and that’s\nwhy the computers will spit out all these poems soon enough, because\nall the computers have to do is keep shuffling all the vague\nmetaphors for any symmetry of humble and elegant simplicity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\nI say my philosophy is a “no-brainer” I mean it but,\nuntil the computers start spitting out all the poems, sometimes my\nphilosophy includes a lot of boring work and, for example, I’ve\ngone for over eight months at a time editing poems and adding lines,\nwithout a clue as to what the vast majority of what I was doing was\nleading up to, frequently making me grateful for being brain damaged.\nNo matter how much sense anything makes to me personally or how funny\nor beautiful anything I write might be, I erase it immediately if I\ncan find a more humble and elegant way to express the same thing,\nbecause my words almost always provide me with something better if I\nam patient. Anyway, what our poems suggest is that the universe is a\nparticle-wave, with its wave-like manifestation resembling the\nJungian concept of the “Collective Unconscious” and\n“Synchronicity”. However, the native Chinese tribes added\nthe complication that the collective unconscious, or Mother of All,\ncan sometimes manifest in our subconscious mind, very much like\nCinderella’s magical fairy godmother.<\/font><\/font>\n<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMany\nconsider her a reflection of our personal karma and a reflection of\nour own conscious mind, but with the magical power of the collective\nunconscious behind it. She is Goldilocks, the incarnation or ego of\nthe collective unconscious, making her behavior extremely\ncircumscribed and predictable, and she can be described as the “Most\nAncient Child” who is the adult incarnation of the child within\nus all. Like Cinderella’s fairy godmother, she offers people\nfame and fortune, but the offer is a karmic trap. The moral of\nCinderella is that very few of us are humble enough to go from rags\nto riches and proceed to genuinely forgive everyone who has wronged\nus, and to selflessly dedicate our lives, our wealth, power, and\nposition, in the greater service to humanity, as Cinderella does in\nthe story. The Bible says, it is easier for a camel to pass through\nthe eye of a needle, than it is for a rich man to enter the heaven,\nand the collective unconscious has no use for anyone who only cares\nabout fame and fortune and will grant them their wish to ensure they\nhave an opportunity to learn that lesson for themselves, if they\nhaven’t already learned it yet.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMaxwell’s\nDemon, it turns out, is Goldilocks, or Cinderella’s fairy\ngodmother, who has the sense of humor and aesthetic taste of a three\nyear old. The collective unconscious consists of the dreamers and the\ndream, with our fairy godmother, or mother nature, viewing all of\nhuman suffering and mortal fallibility as merely a child-like\npretense. For her, our suffering is how we learn to become more\nloving, to just keep paying it forward, as both individuals and a\nspecies. If you turn down her offer, she will admit that its just as\nwell that you turned her down and, then, she will give you an\nimportant task to accomplish, at which point you become part of the\n“Yin World” for life, which the Taoists mystics whisper\nabout amongst themselves knowing no outsider could possibly\nunderstand.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCinderella’s\nfairy godmother gave her everything she needed and, otherwise, pretty\nmuch just send her on her way to the ball while, if you turn down the\nMother of All’s offer for fame and fortune, which always comes\nat a price, then she has no choice at that point, but to bring you\nmore fully into the Yin World, so she can begin house breaking you.\nThe tables turn, and the innocent child within becomes the mother\ndealing with an infant that she knows perfectly well can now\nunderstand a significant amount of what she’s saying and can\ndistinguish to a significant extent between reality and fiction, from\nthe point of view of a three year old. That’s when she starts\nlaying down the law and giving you chores to do, to pay your karmic\ndebts, and reclaim your authenticity as a child of God and nature, or\nwhat Socrates called the One Truth. Note the void of our ignorance,\nour unconscious mind, our collective ignorance, Goldilocks-Murphy,\nand the Mother of All, describe one and the same Great Void, from\nwhence all the good things doth spring forth and, of course, its all\ngood until someone decides it isn’t. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nancient tribal legends speak of wizards, rumored to walk with God and\nmother nature, who could not be found unless they wanted to be found,\nand who lesser wizards tended to avoid. In today’s literature,\nthe Wizard of Oz is a great example of such an “all powerful”\nwizard and, in the south pacific, there was one such tribe that was\ndocumented as being extremely peaceful and had no real material\npossessions or even words for things like greed, but their extremely\nviolent neighbors avoided them, considering them powerful wizards who\nwere unfathomable and could never be predicted. Similarly, a lot of\nreligious monks throughout history have served as commandos and\nspecial forces, that were held in reserve for dire times of need, and\nmight have professional soldiers among them, who joined the monastery\nto pay for their sins and find inner peace again. By cultivating\ninner peace, as well as their martial arts, they can become all that\nmuch more prepared for action and all that much more difficult to\npredict, and by joining the Yin World they gain the additional\nadvantage of leveraging more of the collective unconscious, but at\nthe price of sacrificing more of their ego and aggression.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDavid\nCaradine’s famous character in the television show “Kung\nFu” provides a realistic portrayal of a monk and the kinds of\nmagical feats that some of these monks are rumored to be capable of\nperforming. During the Vietnam war, the military recruited legendary\nNative American trackers, who volunteered to become snipers, and to\neveryone’s surprise, the mojo was gone the minute they cut\ntheir hair. Which I consider a possibly minor example of how the\ncollective unconscious or Great Void manifests emergent effects due\nto the supersymmetry of the recursion. They were still skilled and\nexpert trackers, but they had all lost their connection to the\ncollective unconscious, and lost their edge over their competition,\nthe same way a radio might if you break off the antenna.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nwave mechanics, what is a wave and what is an amplifier is relative,\nand topologically identical, and the hair of the trackers apparently\nhelps them become entangled in some way with something in the\nenvironment. Already several types of photosynthesis and at least one\ntype of bird navigation all indicate macroscopic quantum effects that\ncannot be explained using classical physics. But, more importantly\nfor this discussion, Quantum Cognition is a rapidly rising field that\ndemonstrates how the human mind obeys quantum mechanics while, in\nrecent years, Roger Penrose’s theory of quantum induced\nmicrowave vibrations in the brain has received its first two\nexperimental confirmations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tTaoist\nmystics whisper among themselves about the “Yin World”,\nand mother nature manifesting in our subconscious, where what is\nreality and illusion becomes more debatable, and can be considered\nour subconscious mind demanding more input into our conscious\ndecision-making process. What comes around, goes around, and\nsupersymmetry demands that your own mind and brain come with their\nown built-in safety features, instruction manuals, and even complete\nrepair manuals and tutorials, with the fractal geometry of nature\nimplying that at least 25% of the architecture of the human body, for\nexample, is dedicated to maintenance alone. Which is a lot, but it\nalso makes us significantly more social animals and the collective\nunconscious can be considered the more quantum mechanical\nmanifestation of the same socializing, communications, and\nmaintenance networking system that comes with four overlapping\nrudimentary types of AI built into it, with a chicken flock merely\nbeing the quintessential example of the simplest possible AI.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\nrelated to quorum sensing and pattern matching on the cellular level,\nwhere all that is required is to keep assembling more pieces to any\npuzzle, to gain new and profound insights, and that means systems\nlogics can provide rudimentary shortcuts that pay off when addressing\nthe Big Picture. A mathematical examination of a chicken’s\nbrain concluded that, once in a blue moon, the light bulb comes on\nand they become self-aware, which is why its the most rudimentary and\nreactionary AI that our subconscious mind can express, and why after\nforty years neurologists concluded the neurons in our brain organize\nvery much along the same lines as a flock of chickens. Another\nmathematical examination of human neurons concluded that its\nimpossible for them to organize efficiently in any other fashion, in\nthe vast numbers in which they assemble, and they are trading their\nindividual indignant caricatures for the ability to socialize in\nlarger numbers, but simple clones would never have enough complexity\nto do anything useful, because complexity can be considered\nsynonymous with adaptability and some neurons are much more capable\nthan others, but they all retain the same neotenic characteristics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBoth\na chicken flock pecking order and the Yin World, or collective\nunconscious, represent a lower constraint that nature imposes on\nexactly how the conscious and unconscious mind assemble any puzzles,\njust as the researchers receiving pie-in-the-face results had no\nchoice but to perform slapstick, and just as Watson spontaneously\nstarted cussing. The practice of designing computers like Watson to\nnot resemble a human mind and brain in the slightest is actually\ncommon, precisely because humor is intrinsic to the paradox of our\nexistence, and some argue the more accepting you are of humor, and\nthe more you pay it forward, the more you can perceive and leverage\nthe magic of the collective unconscious. The Dali Lama, for example,\nis widely believed to have magical powers, but Taoism stresses the\nidea that nothing is magical if it isn’t a surprise and\nultimately inexplicable, and it is the novelty we perceive in\nanything, whenever wonder remains the beginning of wisdom, that is\nthe actual magic of life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nJesus walked on water, a Taoist might assume its the collective\nunconscious and how much he appreciates the wonder and novelty in\nlife, which would give him really great Chi, or the undetectable flow\nwithin the empty void. As cross-eyed as it makes me to contemplate\nsuch weirdness, its much easier to comprehend in contextual terms. If\nyou put a bunch of marbles in a box and shake it up, the marbles will\nmove around somewhat randomly, and from each marble’s\nperspective it is all the other marbles moving around, while it\nstands perfectly still. Its along the same lines as pulling the table\ncloth off the table without removing the settings, in that whether\nits actually magic or not just depends on how old you are and how\nmuch you like magic, because all anyone can say is the effect is\nultimately inexplicable. Which is fine, until you realize it applies\nto half of everything that exists, which is when you take aspirin,\nbecome spiritual, or develop a really wicked sense of humor. All of\nwhich was entirely theoretical for me personally, because I was a\ndie-hard skeptic for fifty years until, like an idiot, I plunged head\nfirst down the rabbit hole all those crazy hippies who took too much\nLSD kept talking about, because I had grossly underestimated the\nsheer stupidity and lowbrow slapstick involved, having spent my\nentire life denying that the world could actually be as pathetically\nlowbrow as it appeared to be.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHope\nburns eternal, that is, until you finally accept the reality, no\nmatter how tacky it might be! Believe me, I spent ten years sorting\nthrough all the evidence shaking my head nonstop and going cross-eyed\nthe entire time. That’s one of the biggest reasons for me\nwriting this book, is someone had to get it over with and spare the\nrest a lot of unnecessary banging of heads on walls. For example,\neverybody knows the kitchen sink goes in our poetry somewhere, but\nthe joke is that only greenhorns try to find out where it goes,\nbecause its pretty obvious its not in any of the poems anyone’s\nwritten yet. I have it in the poem “All She Wants To Do Is\nDance” but, in my opinion, Don Henley gets the credit for\nfinding both the kitchen sink and the toilet. As you might imagine,\nthe idea that magical potty humor can describe life, the universe,\nand everything had never occurred to me before, for damned good\nreason! But, I don’t want to get ahead of myself, so I’ll\ntell my story from the beginning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnce,\nmy mother asked my opinion about a “friend of hers” who\nheard echoes from the future on the telephone. She said the person on\nthe other end kept answering all their questions before they could\nask them, like a record was skipping every thirty seconds or\nwhatever. At the time I assumed it had something to do with some\nexperiment someone must be conducting, but attempting to figure out\nthe exact source of something from the future is a little nuts, and\nthe cause could just as likely be cosmic rays for all I know. So, I\njust shrugged my shoulders and told mom I didn’t have a clue.\nThe truth is, I did have a clue but, of course, my mother wasn’t\ninterested in hearing the details of theoretical physics, instant\nkarma, and my wild ass speculations on the subject.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEven\nmore bizarre, I had some experience with similar phenomena myself,\nbut I was just as clueless as to what the hell it all meant as anyone\nelse on earth. For example, countless times I’ve been in a room\nfull of a dozen or more hippies smoking pot and we all experience\nwaves of time flowing through our bodies, and see vague images of\nthem in our minds. It only lasts about thirty seconds, but we compare\nnotes every time and agree on exactly which ones are better looking.\nWe call it “time weather” because its like time randomly\nfalls out of the damned sky like a cold front moving in, but only\nmaybe half a dozen times a year. Its like the air-pressure drops or\nsomething, but in a multidimensional fashion! And, while its\ncertainly interesting to hippies, everyone else assumes we’re\ncrazy, so we don’t talk much about such things to strangers.\nPart of the difference is our anarchistic tribal culture, and\neveryone who smokes pot won’t necessarily notice it happening.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhich\nwas all just more of the same old same old for me, life has a few\nreally weird inexplicable things nobody can explain, yada, yada,\nyada, until I found the answer by accident, when my instant messaging\nservice started supplying answers to my questions before I could hit\nthe send button, for roughly two months off and on. My first reaction\nwas to turn my head around, look as far away from the screen as I\ncould, and tell myself that I need a long vacation. But, then I\nremembered I couldn’t live with myself if I let down all those\ndie-hard teenage science fiction fans out there! Without hesitation,\nI confirmed that it was a metaphorical effect and that what I was\nlooking at was just one side of an enormous rabbit hole that could\nsuck me right through the display screen if it got any closer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nhad never felt so betrayed in my life, and could not stop cussing\nevery physicist on the planet. The academic gibberish I read was the\nonly reliable source of data I had ever known in this Mad, Mad, Mad\nWorld, and this meant it contains way more misleading garbage then I\nhad ever suspected. What I did to confirm the effect was magical for\nall practical purposes, was to rapidly spout the most random\nmetaphorical gibberish imaginable, which I can do all day long, and\ncompare it against the responses I got from people. Every damned\ntime, my random gibberish significantly correlated metaphorically\nwith whatever the person was responding with. Almost as if I could\nread their mind by merely spouting complete gibberish, which is an\nindication that space and time, information and noise, are being\nconflated, and this was no simple time machine built by H. G. Wells,\nbut more like a naked singularity or magical rabbit hole that was\nultimately beyond all human comprehension and did a lot more than\njust play with time. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThat’s\nwhen I made a special point to curse every physicist who claimed\nmacroscopic quantum effects are impossible, virtually all of them\nand, not least of all, cursed myself for being such an idiot as to\ntake the word of crazy Babylonian academics at face value simply\nbecause they screamed louder than anyone else and tended to get\nbetter results.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWorse\nstill, I knew exactly why the effect was suddenly manifesting on my\ncomputer, because I had already become part of the Yin World, when I\nunwittingly discovered myself confronting the Mother of All herself\nduring the course of routine research. Taoist monks spend their\nentire lives studying and might meditate in a cave for seven years on\nthe average, before becoming part of the Yin World, and the whole\nidea this sort of thing could happen to me was absurd, because I\nnever so much as took a Tai Chi class in my life. The problem was, I\ndiscovered, that I was getting into the kitchen cabinets by\nextrapolating poetry, and mother nature had to start laying down the\nlaw for me. She has the mentality of a two year old in an adult mind,\nand offers you fame and fortune as if she were playing with dolls,\nbut I wouldn’t know what to do with a lot of money if you gave\nit too me, while schmoozing with the rich and famous has never\ninterested me because, frankly, they’re all nuts! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSo,\nI told mother nature I’d probably just screw it up, because\nCinderella I am not, and she gave me the chore of teaching my\nBullshit Philosophy of Collective Ignorance, which has never been an\nambition of mine. But, it was all good and well, until she started\nplaying with my head by turning my stupid instant messaging service\ninto a time machine. I was hoping I could just slap out a book real\nfast and be done with it, but she insisted I spend the full twelve\nyears going cross-eyed extrapolating poetry to figure out what the\nhell was going on and explain the temporal dynamics. Trust me, she is\none big little girl you never want to disappoint, and she thinks its\nfunny when people cuss at her, so feel free. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBabylonians\nhave all sorts of romantic ideas about mother nature, because they’re\noften out of touch with nature in general. A little mystery keeps\nanyone’s sex life alive, but Goldilocks for a mother is bizarre\nto say the least, so I resolved that if I had to spend all this time\nwriting all these bullshit poems, I’d do it right and spare\nanyone else the trouble of mother nature dumping the chore on them.\nIts really her words, her artwork, and I’m a hack who happens\nto be brain damaged enough to get the job done. I could go on and on\nfor hours talking about all the weirdness of the Yin World and mother\nnature, but it would really require another book, and I’d\nrather finish this one first and not dwell on writing another one\nuntil maybe the next life. My only focus right now is working out the\nnonlinear temporal dynamics and the four root metaphors, because it\nmeans there should be roughly 430 distinct ways to manipulate time\nand change the world forever. In fact, I have designs for a cheap\nhomemade singularity I’ll include in this book, but it really\nrequires the mathematics from the theory of everything the computers\nare about to spit out.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nRide\nthe Great Rainbow Fractal Dragon<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tKarma’s\na bitch, and don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise! Nobody\nknows that better than the Rainbow Fractal Dragon and me, while I\ndon’t even know what my karmic debt is about! I guess I stole\ntoo many cookies from the cookie jar or something. Oh, I forgot to\nsay welcome to the Goldilocks multiverse! Not exactly what most\npeople had in mind but, you get used to it after a few years, or a\nfew lifetimes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nDragon was a very normal average young women with a college degree\nand her whole life ahead of her until she made a stupid mistake,\nsomething really stupid like mixing bleach and ammonia, and gave half\na dozen toddlers she was watching brain damage. Her karma is to be\nthe dragon and to care for the kids, and if I could pay her karma for\nher I would. She’s a real sweetheart, but never mention where\nthe end of her tail is. I tease her about it only because we’re\ngood friends, but you never want to mess with a dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe’re\nboth magical avatars of mother nature, yin and yang, and even sort of\nmarried after a fashion, even though we live on opposite sides of the\nplanet. Mother nature gave me all the bullshit knowledge over a\nlifetime, but the dragon doesn’t need to know anything and even\nsays she is stupid, but I really like her anyway. When she needs to\nknow something, she just knows it because the dragon is everywhere in\nthe universe at the same time! She guards the entrance to any rabbit\nhole for mother nature, while I am mother nature’s biographer\nof sorts and, of course, having the mentality of a three year old,\nmama nature insists I make her look pretty. Anyway, the Dragon\nsupplies a lot of the metaphors and magic, while I am magical with\nwords and any time I need to research something or find a metaphor,\nit just appears on my computer over the course of doing my usual\nthing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnce,\nI threw a temper tantrum and tried to send something online to\nsomeone that mother nature told me not to send and, just to show me\nthat she’s not impressed with temper tantrums, she crashed six\ncomputers in a row on me! Like I keep saying, she’s not a girl\nyou ever want to disappoint, anymore than you want to mess with the\ndragon who, as much as I really like her and am even sort of married\nto her, she makes the Cheshire Cat look tame! They call her the\n“treasure of Malaysia” because she’s perhaps the\nmost powerful earth mother, witch, or genie on the planet today and\nMalaysia has been the new home of religious Taoists and tribal\nTaoists ever since the communists started throwing them into\nreeducation camps in China. Salt of the earth doesn’t mean crap\nto either communists or capitalists when it comes to getting whatever\nthe hell they want, and religious Taoists are about as much of a\nthreat to communism and capitalism as Quakers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nfact, Quakers are about as close as you get to Taoism, and a lot of\nmy friends are Quakers who really connect with hippies. I have two\nkids, who are grown now but, instead of telling stories at bedtime,\nwe always sang and we like Quaker songs a lot. They tend to be very\nmoral people and very thoughtful and warm and a lot of Taoists think\nthe highest compliment you can give someone is to just say their a\ngreat guy or a really nice person. I’ve been privileged to know\na lot of really great people in my life, including a good friend of\nmine who claims Gonzo the Muppet is his personal hero! They even look\na little alike and he’s a little guy who weighs 90lbs soaking\nwet and a real busy-back-soon type, but I know fifty people that\nwould jump off a cliff for that man, just because he’s a really\ngreat guy and always pays it forward.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHis\nname is Cricket, and no doubt it embarrasses him for me to write\nabout him, but mother nature puts people in your life for a reason\nand, in my case, along with all the nonstop insanity in my life, she\nhas thrown a number of amazing people into my life that still inspire\nme to this day. Cricket is happily married with kids and everyone who\nknows him is thrilled to see there is justice in this world. That’s\nthe flip side of karma, is karma’s a bitch until you stop\nthinking about it and just keep paying it forward sucker! If you\ndon’t like what mother nature has to offer you, her complaint\ndepartment is a recording of laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBut,\nthis chapter is about the Dragon, who helped write this book, and\nI’ll try not to embarrass anymore of my friends. I wouldn’t\neven be writing about the Dragon, except she guards the rabbit hole\nand people need a better idea of what to expect. Too many hippies I\nknow are confused about whether there is a bottom to a rabbit hole or\nnot, but you never leave the rabbit hole, and the Dragon isn’t\ngood with explanations, so I wrote this book by merely collating all\nthe data and metaphors.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nWay of Ignorant Virtue<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\nthe simple shit that always gets you, and most of these poems are\namong the roughly 200 widely known poems today, out of a total of\n4,430 possible poems! After 2,400 years of effort, what poems we have\ntoday include a lot of chicken jokes, because they express the\nsimplest possible networking systems logic, that future poems can\nbuild on, and I did my best to cover them thoroughly here. Focusing\non humor, the poems express a, “Rainbow Spectrum of Needs and\nDesires” that expands upon Maslow’s famous, “Hierarchy\nof Needs” using the emotional-logic of Intuitionistic\nmathematics. Each poem expresses its own cloyingly vague nuggets of\n“emotional-logic” which all hint at how the Big Picture,\nor greater context in any given situation, determines just how much\nmeaning any logic or humor might have for each observer.\nCollectively, they express particle-wave duality as a singularity\nwith infinite dimensions but, for most practical purposes, its much\neasier to think of them as expressing a spectrum that can become\neither more or less self-organizing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPhysicists\nhave already worked out some of the mathematics for this, including\nhow to describe quantum mechanics in terms of Maslow’s\nHierarchy of Needs, but this is my attempt to go far beyond what they\nhave, and make it easy for anyone to begin developing the mathematics\nand technology enough to at least save the planet, by automating\ninstant karma.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nWay of Ignorant Virtue<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nWisdom<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody’s\na Comedian!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOn\nThe Playground Of Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBig\nBang<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake\nFive Brubeck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nWas The Question?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutside\nOf The Box<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYo\nMind Is Worthless Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nBest of All Possible Worlds<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShort\nPeople<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGet\nOver It Already!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDon’t\nGo There<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHell\nis Hell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCartoon\nHeaven and Hell<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMr\nSmooth Himself<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUp\nShit Creek!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHardest\nTo Forget<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nThe Drooling Idiot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLoopy\nTemporal Loops Refuse to Eat Quiche<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nWatched Clock Will Never Boil<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAncient\nChild of the Valley<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHiding\nin Plain Sight<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFlubber\nBlubber<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPie-in-the-Face-Reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStranger\nThan Fiction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPay\nAttention to the Cartoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChickenshit\nChicken Thieves<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnother\nBrick in the Wall<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPeter\nPiper’s Pickled Principles<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nWell of Souls<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nRiver So Deep<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAffordable\nPeace<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMindless\nMasses<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMoney\nBrains<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nThe Good Die Young<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTubular\nBoob Tube Boobs<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBig\nBird’s Big Lie Detector<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRainbows\nof Beautiful Words<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHumble\nPie<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nSay No!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPearls\nof Wisdom<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPoetry\nPets<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nShe Wants to Do is Dance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nExistentialist\nNightmares<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNow\nand Meme Frumious Bandersnacth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nthe Road Rise to Meet You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nMemory of God<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nVirtue<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForever\nYoung<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBring\nMe A Higher Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nAlright If You Hate Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMindless\nRhetoric<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShadow\nBlind Vision<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAmazing\nGrace<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAlice\nin Wonderland<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBliss\nBunnies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChildish\nFathers<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChoose\nNot To Choose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBaby\nVelvet Jesus Save By Rhinestones!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShine\nOn You Crazy Diamond<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKarma\nChameleon<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStanding\nOut<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPeople\nAre Strange<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nBeat Goes On in the Country of the Blind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWu\nLi Master Bullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nAll Hold Dearest<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nMiracle to Believe In<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChildhood’s\nEnd<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nThe Fuck Are You?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCrusty\nOld Salts<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRide\nthe Fractal Dragon<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHappy\nIdiots<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCartoon\nLogic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSublime\nLime Jell-O<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFruity\nTootie Bananas<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSparkling\nWonderland<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nColor\nMy World<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThis\nMortal Coil<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFoggy\nMountain<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFly\nLike an Eagle<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nA Wonderful World<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilent\nVictory<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilent\nExplanations<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWeeping\nWillow<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nAll Big Babies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAuthenticity<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nThine Own Self Be True<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnow\nWhen To Hold Them<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDon’t\nDo The White Collar Crime!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nRevolution Will Not Be Televised<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLeading\nFrom the Rear<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAntagonish<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOne\nof Us<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHardcore\nCommie Love<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nWants to Rule the Web<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nVoter\nDenial<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCommon\nSense Says<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBorn\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSuperstars<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPay\nIt Forward Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRude\nAwakenings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nComforting\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPerfect\nPratfall<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBottomless\nPit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnkind\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOoops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSimple-Minded\nIgnorant Fools<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMuddy\nWaters<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMuddy\nWaters Deja Vu<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCranky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBest\nFriends<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nToddler\nCharm<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSpring\nInto Action!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nToys\nin the Attic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGonzo\nis Just Alright<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNew\nDestinations<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSalivating\nLiquid Crystallized Humble Pie<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSensational\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWorld\nof Confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nContinuous\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAstute\nAgnostic Assholes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nPushy<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMindless\nHabits<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPolitical\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPatriotic\nRotten Tomatoes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGullible\nFools<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEasily\nAmused<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nTrajectories<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNatural\nBorn Clowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHumorous\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWannabe\nStandup<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAbsurd\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilent\nBut Deadly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPerfect\nTiming<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOddly\nAbsurdly Neutral Attraction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nArtists<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nVigilant\nSarcasm<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nZombie\nMockery<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nAgnostics<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nManagement<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nImportant\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nFight Reality<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFlypaper\nWallpaper<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBastards!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShit\nHappens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPointless\nPersonal Bullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMean\nFairytale Bullies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStupid\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHumble\nAcceptance<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nJokes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGreat\nBehinds<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPersonal\nFiber<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOverblown\nEgos<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHeavy\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnsatisfying\nCrap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCrappy\nExperiences<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNothing\nLeft Undone<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nToddling\nAlong<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnoble\nRight Up to the End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilly\nSeasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGagging!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSadistic\nMimes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRefined\nShit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHumpty\nDumpty<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnchanting\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAmazing\nBullshit Artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNasty\nBullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nLogic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBite\nMe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHappy\nSappy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLame\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSilly\nGiggles<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nResistance\nis Futile!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nDo That Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAvoid\nAny Meaner Shit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAvoid\nGloating<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStarving\nZombies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nObnoxious\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCompassionate\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWitless\nZingers<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNobody\nHome<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMiserable\nWannabe Comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSuck\nit Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFuck\nOff All You Wannabe Fuck Offs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nArt of Denial<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAsshole\nRegrets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSmooth\nCuties<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAsshole\nValidation<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlind\nProphets<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nQuantum\nPerturbations?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nQuantized\nUgly Ducklings<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPriceless\nComedy<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAdrift<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBurning\nDown the House!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nBe Too Tired To Work!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nOnly the Light<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEmbracing\nLoving Words<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChain\nReaction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTar\nBaby, Extra Sticky Fingers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nGreatest of Works<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBreathing\nNew Life into Everything<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n*~The\nWay of Ignorant Virtue~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~There\nAre Many Paths, But Only One Mountain!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*As\nAll Ascend, The Great, Stairway To Heaven!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Rise\nUp, All Yea Warriors of The Rainbow!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Rise\nUp Speaking Your Beautiful Words!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~These\nAre The Days That Make Heroes of The Plain Spoken!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~These\nAre The Days, of Miracles and Wonders!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Childhood’s\nEnd is Upon Us Yet Again!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~&LET~THE~CELEBRATIONS~BEGIN!&~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~For\nOur Childhood’s End Is Never-Ending!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~*In-Never-Never-Never-Again-Wonder-Land!*~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~At\nLast the Ignorant Shall Inherit the Earth!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~*Rejoice*All*You*Adorable*Clowns!*~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Its\nThe Same Old Show Its Always Been!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nWisdom<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nBullshit that everyone experiences is Not always True,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nabstract bullshit Everyone tends to Imagine is never Real.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorance\nManifests Any Bullshit that Happens or May Happen;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nbullshit we use to Represent all that exists and might exist.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nexperience Ignorance Without abstract bullshit is to Sense the world;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nexperiencing Abstract bullshit from ignorance is to know the world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nexperiences can be indistinguishable from any other kind of Bullshit;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nconstruction differs, but their effect on various bullshit is the\nSame.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nthe gateway of Experience flows the wisdom of our ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nis far subtler and ever greater, than any Ordinary Bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverybody’s\na Comedian!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAll\nthe World’s, a Vaudeville Stage!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nevery Clown is a Born Comedian!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMen\nand women alike but poor players. <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEach\nhas their Exits and Grand Entrances!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\none Man in his time plays many parts.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHis\nacts being Seven Ages. At first the Infant,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMewling\nand puking in the poor nurse’s arms!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(William\nShakespeare)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOn\nThe Playground of Life!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhat\nEverybody On The Damned Playground, Eventually Learns!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat’s\nBeen Properly Introduced, To The School Of Hard Knocks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUpon\nRemembering That Which Remains, Impossible To Forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nEveryone Starts Running Around Dodging And Weaving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN\nTHE SHIT HITS THE FAN, ALL AT THE SAME TIME<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nACCELERATING\nDOWNHILL, ALL THAT MUCH FASTER<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAS\nTHE BULLSHIT FLIES, IN EVERY DAMN DIRECTION<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBEST\nTO FORGET THAT WHICH WAS, NEVER WORTH REMEMBERING<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhatever\nLame Brain Excuses That Anyone Might Invent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhatever\nFantasies We ALL<\/u> Might Happen To Entertain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOUR\nLOVING MAMA NATURE ENJOYS FOLLOWING ALL THE ACTION<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUpon\nthe Playground of Life She Watches Over Us ALL<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnsuring\nThat Each and Every Damned One Among Us<\/span>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGets\nTheir Fair Share of Pies-In-The-Face and Lemons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nAS WE SOW, SO SHALL WE ALL, FOREVER REAP WITH INTEREST<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nANOTHER\nPBS DOCUMENTARY ON JUST HOW FAST WE COULD ALL DIE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTELECOMMUTING\nFROM MARS, EARTH IS BUT A LEGEND, SO SAY WE ALL<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nLife Gives You Lemons, Just Make More Lemonade!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nOrder For Any To Pull The Sword From The Stone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nMust Become the Righteous Heir To the Throne!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill\nEnjoying Listening To Their Own Higher Power;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOver\nListening To The Sound Of One Hand Clapping<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPaying\nToo Much Attention, To The Wrong Cartoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nRoaring Silence Having Become Deafening Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE\nONLY GOD HIMSELF WILL EVER MANAGE TO DODGE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEVERY\nHUMANLY CONCEIVABLE, WICKED PIE-IN-THE-FACE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nCareful What You Wish For, Or Pay More Interest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlissfully\nUnaware, Eating Crow Was On Your Menu!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSHOCKED\nTO REDISCOVER, YET AGAIN, WE ALL GET WHAT’S COMING<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEVERYTHING,\nEACH OF OUR LITTLE TINY HEARTS, SO RICHLY DESERVE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDanger\nWill Robinson Ground Control To Major Tom<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\nLighthouse Beacon, If Our Light Bulb Still Works!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nSUDDEN FEELING IT’S BETTER TO SHUT UP! AND, LISTEN<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTOP\nYOUR GIBBERING AND GET A BETTER GRIP ON REALITY<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTOP\nPANICKING! AND TAKE SEVERAL MORE DEEP BREATHS<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListening\nTo Our Hearts Its Possible To Hear Anything<\/span>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPay\nMore Attention To the Stepping Stones In the Dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOPEN\nYOUR OWN TWO EYES, OR WATCH YOURSELF GO BLIND<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTAKE\nTHE WAX OUT OF BOTH EARS SO OTHERS CAN HEAR YOU<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBITE\nYOUR OWN TONGUE OR EAT MORE OF YOUR OWN WORDS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOPEN\nYOUR MIND AND HEART, OR FIND YOURSELF IN THE DARK<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nSKY IS NEVER A LIMIT, UNLESS YOUR MIND IS IN THE GUTTER<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nPrepared To Take Two Steps Forward, And One Back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR,\nWE COULD ALL FALL REPEATEDLY ON OUR COLLECTIVE FAT ASSES<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFORGETTING\nIN ALL THE EXCITEMENT JUST HOW HARD THE GROUND IS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPouring\nGasoline On Fires, Just For Cheap Entertainment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDrowning\nIn A Sea Of Lies Nobody Ever Hears One Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDUMPING\nALL OF YOUR CRAP ON THE WHOLE DAMNED PLANET<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThoroughly\nConfused About Where ALL<\/u> Might Be Heading!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDemanding\nAnswers, You Never Ask The Simple Questions<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nOrder To Live We Must ALL<\/u> Learn To Live And Let Live!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nLife’s Not About, Getting Your Own Way Forever<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife’s\nNever About Anybody Getting Everything They Want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nAnyone’s Asking Real Questions, Then Its Time To Listen<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nAny Has Too Many Suggestions, Its Time To Ignore Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nThere Remains One Thing We May ALL<\/u> Still Rely Upon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE’RE\nALL DESTINED TO BECOME GREAT CLOWNS AND ARTISTS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhether\nAnybody In Their Right Mind, Ever Wanted To Join The Circus<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhether\nAnybody Ever Wanted To Paint A Frozen Smile On Their Face<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nShow Must Go On, Or Its Not A Real Playground, So Break A Leg<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nIs No Higher Calling Than Bouncing Higher Again On Your Ass<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nCan Be No Greater Fulfillment Than Making Everybody Laugh<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nCan Be No Greater Satisfaction, Than Swallowing Your Pride<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing,\nYou’ve Managed To Somehow Dodge, Yet Another Bullet<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSING\nGLORIOUS DEAFENING PRAISES UNTO OUR HEAVENLY FATHER<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRAISE\nYOUR SIGHTS WELL ABOVE ALL THE MORE MINDLESS ZOMBIES<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nOnce Take The Time To Think, About The Price of Not Thinking<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nTorture Any Of The Small Fry Knowing You’re Crippled Inside<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Has No Mercy For The Wicked, Who Have No Mercy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Knows ALL<\/u> Your Childish Nightmares And Fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Knows ALL<\/u> Of Everyone’s Most Embarrassing\nSecrets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Make Any Overconfident Fools, All Turn Beet Red!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Couldn’t Give A Shit About Any Of Your Lame Excuses<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Never Misses A Beat Hitting The Artful Dodger Himself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Couldn’t Give A Crap About Anybody’s Crocodile\nTears!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Couldn’t Care Less, How Sorry Anyone Is After The\nFact!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She’ll Just Raise The Price For Repeating The Same Old\nCrap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Make Everybody Bang Their Head Against The Wall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Easily Make Everybody, Kick Themselves In The Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Charges Loan Sharks Higher Interest Rates Then They Do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Make Even The Biggest Bullies Piss Their Own Pants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Make The Bravest Dickheads Shit Their Own Britches!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nForget She Can Teach Any Stubborn Fools How To ALL JUST SAY NO<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEVER\nFORGET SHE CAN MAKE ALL OF US LIVE TO REGRET EVERYTHING!<\/u><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nTIS IN GOD AND MAMA NATURE THAT WE MUST ALL INEVITABLY TRUST<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nORDER TO CHOOSE FOR OURSELVES WHETHER TO FUCKING DUCK OR RUN<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE\nTHERE REMAIN MANY LESSER TRUTHS, BUT ONLY ONE GREATER TRUTH<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHELL\nHATH NO FURY ON EARTH QUITE LIKE YOUR MOTHER NATURE SCORNED<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Battlestar\nGalactica, Lost In Space, David Bowie)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBig\nBang<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIn\nthe Beginning, God Farted,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnown\nToday as the Big Bang,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nunder, 14 billion years ago!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpanding\nfrom every direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nheavenly choir was prepared!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nFamiliar With divine Stench!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nScattered faster than the smell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCreating\nSonic Booms In Their Wake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFlew\nAway In Every Direction At Once!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Cartoon Speeding Up the Action!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Short Charlie Chaplin Movie Reel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nTerrified Chickens scattering forever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Stampeding herd of Wild Elephants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLucifer\nwas the only one caught Flat Footed;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnlucky\nenough to have been Closer To God.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnlucky\nEnough to Have No Sense of Humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnlucky\nenough to be caught totally off guard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBroadsided\nEach Volley Hitting Hardest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nHe Was Simply Not Prepared to Deal With.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nbeing Inclined to easily forgive and forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisillusioned,\nDevastated, And Totally Outraged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIndignant\nSwearing He Could Never Forgive Him,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwearing\nSomeday, He’d Exact Terrible Vengeance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nHid Deep Underground, Refusing To Come Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPracticing\nThe Arcane Art, Of Silent-but-deadly-farts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nNobody Left To Talk To, God Grew Quite Bored!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n So\nwith a Funky Wave of his hand,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\ncreated the heavens and earth;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOut\nof The Yet Lingering Stench!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nhe Created Adam and Eve!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nran away screaming holding their noses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuestioning\nGod’s warped sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToday,\nJoan Osborn runs around singing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\nIn the Isles Like A Whirlwind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInciting\nHer Own Audiences To Riot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet,“What\nIf God Was One Of Us?”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWould\nwe all get up and run away?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEver\nsince those first confusing days,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nrumor that keeps on going around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nSomething Must Be Inherently Wrong,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nthe absurdly comical species of homo sapiens,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nGod to punish us so badly right from the start!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthe angels keep insisting God was just kidding,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPromising\nthey’ll come back again, later,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nthe smell finally dies down,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nhelp air out the remaining stench.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst,\nthe last anyone saw of God,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\ngently never unpleasantly,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAppearing\nquite comfortably relieved,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerrily\nfrolicking away, into the sunset;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nexclaimed: “Sometimes it just feels so good to let her rip!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst,\nadroitly holding his nose making his most merciful retreat…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTake\nFive Brubeck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTake\nOne, Take Two, Take Five Brubeck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake\nAll The Fucking Time In The World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nPut a Damned Limit on it Somewhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFlip\nA God Damned Coin, If You Have Too!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPreferably\nSometime in the immediate future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncould even try to get it Right the first Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNot\nAll of us have too much Time on their hands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nthings in moderation Including Moderation itself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEliminates\nany need for eliminating, unlimited do-overs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Dave’s\nnot here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nWas The Question?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAt\nTimes Upon Reflection,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nCan’t Help But Wonder!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat,\nWas The Question?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUpon\nadmitting to myself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTrust\nis out of the question!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTrust\nIs Flat Out Impossible!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\neverything they say is a lie,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHonesty’s\nsuch a lonely word!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLocating\nAnyone Trustworthy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBecomes\nDifficult to Impossible.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nits difficult to tell who you are,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nhard to know who to even ask!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLies\nbite the hand that feeds Them.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nExplanations,\nAre A Dime A Dozen!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReal\nAnswers, Might Cost Your Soul!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReal\nQuestions, Might Lead In Circles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nConfused, Over Still Being Confused!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMore\nLowbrow Slapstick, Is Sure To Follow!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nImmediately,\nAfter The Commercial Break!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nTV, Moved Onto Gilligan’s Island!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFriends\nThat Lie May Become Expensive!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLaLa\nLand, Has Relocated to the Capital.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOur\nwinners decide what we call honest!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLawyers\ndebating the meaning of stupid!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\nCourtrooms Are Seldom A Joke;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nProfessional\nWrestling Is No Longer Fake.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nReal News Is Legally Entertainment.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nAsking What Was The Question?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\nrefusing to listen to Anybody’s answers;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhat the Hell it’s all leading up to;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nhave nothing to Fear except our own bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nour personal lives are no longer all that funny!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nwas the question can acquire entirely new meaning!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOutside\nOf The Box<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHot\nOff The Presses, Straight To The Airwaves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRight\nAfter We Checked With Their Internet Bots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInquiring\nGreat Behinds, Have The Right To Know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(But,\njust between you and me!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnonymous\nSources, Continue To Reveal Their Identities!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nPicture is Worth Much More Than a Thousand Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFake\nNews is Just More Cheap Thrills in Entertainment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChanging\nAll The Locks, To Keep Up With The Jones!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStorming\nThe Palace Theater With Knives And Pitchforks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nThe Wild Things Will Dance in Circle Jerks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nShortest Distance, Between Any Of The Dots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFunky\nMonkeys, Still Tweedly Deedly Bop Bop!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutside\nof The Box, Where There Is No Spoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJumping\nthrough Numerous Flaming Hoops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKermit\nand Ms Piggy are Brother and Sister!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYoda,\nIs The Illegitimate Love-Child!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf,\nMr Spock, And An Andorean Sex Slave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJim\nHenson, Is Rolling Over In His Grave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPBS\nIs Planning a Documentary Special!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStar\nTrek is Working On a New Series!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStar\nWars Writers, Plan Six Episodes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nMeet At Last! Our Circle Jerk Is Complete!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutside\nof the box where there is no spoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJumping\nthrough numerous flaming hoops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsmell of Burnt Fur can be overwhelming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill,\nThere’s No Place Quite Like Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nIf You Lived Here, You’d Already Be Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSomewhere\nOutside Of The Box, and Way Over The Line!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Those\nWho Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTrekking\nDeep Into Dark Uncharted Territory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBeyond,\nThe Outer Limits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUp\nAhead, At The Signpost!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nTwisted Fork In the Road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNext\nstop its the Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBliss\nBunnies Exchange Batteries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEvil\nKnievel Flies Through the Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnergizer\nBunnies all look the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\ngreater power in the verse exists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere’s\na sucker born every minute!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause,\nIf You Aren’t A Sucker!<\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nYou Were Never Breastfed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nONLY WANTED TO BE LOVED!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nKnows No Real Boundaries!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nIs Open-Minded and Flexible!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nCatches Anybody, By Surprise!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove….\nMakes The World Go Round!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nanybody who tells you otherwise,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\njust another sucker who’s a sore loser!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<a href=\"https:\/\/genius.com\/Aerosmith-dream-on-lyrics#note-20664096\">Every\ntime…… <\/a>t<a href=\"https:\/\/genius.com\/Aerosmith-dream-on-lyrics#note-20664096\">hat\nI look in the mirror…..<br\/>\nAll these lines…on my face getting\nclearer.<br\/>\nThe past is gone……………………<br\/>\nIt went\nby like dusk to dawn. Isn’t that the way?<\/a><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<a href=\"https:\/\/genius.com\/Aerosmith-dream-on-lyrics#note-20664096\">Everybody’s\ngot their dues in life to pa<\/a>y…<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah!\nI Know…… Nobody Knows…..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nit comes and where it goes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nKnow, It’s Everybody’s Sin:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nGot To Lose,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nKNOW……<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHow\nTo Win!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nThe Things…<\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCome\nBack To You!<\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nWith Me…… Sing For The Year!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nFor the Laughter and Sing For the Tear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nWith Me…….. It’s Just For Today!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMaybe\nTomorrow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n The\nGood Lord Take You Away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker, Dream On, Dream On!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nUntil Your Dreams Come True!!!<\/font><\/span><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font><\/font>Dream\nOn Sucker, Dream On, Dream On!<\/span><\/font><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\n‘Til Your Dreams Come True!!!<\/span><\/font><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n<\/font><\/font>Dream\nOn, Dream On,<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn, Dream On,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn, Dream On,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker!<\/font><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn!<\/font><\/span><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font><\/font>Aaaaaah!<\/span><\/font><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(WC\nFields, Public Enemy, AeroSmith)<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nYo\nMind Is Worthless Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\nyou know what the hell you’re doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nYo\nmind is worthless crap by its own Standards!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nPaying\nit forward by rolling crap Downhill faster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLashing\nout at anybody who might come near you!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nYo\nMind is the last thing anyone gives a Crap about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nYour\nfeelings never mattered If no one else’s ever do.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nComplaining\nthat all is fair in love, War, and politics!<\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nRefusing\nto even consider another person’s feelings!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGoldilocks\nchose to learn her lesson the Hard way!<\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nThe\nlast thing anybody I know gives a Shit about!<\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nIs\nHow You’ll Ever Be Remembered By Anyone!<\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nYo\nmany contributions to survival of the fittest.<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nall is fair In love, war, and Politics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nreality I can do and say Whatever I want,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\none will care if I Indulge my Fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthey all run around like Chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPanicking\nScreaming the sky is Falling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nuncertain as to where you’re going,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFinding\nyourself Running in Circles.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEither\nYo Mind Is Worthless Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nYou Must ALREADY Be There!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDear\nMr Fantasy…Play Us A Tune!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSomething…To\nMake Us All Happy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDo\nanything take us out of this Gloom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\na song, play guitar, make it snappy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPlay\nus your happy, happy, joy, joy songs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nextended version, for larger circle jerks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Traffic,\nRen and Stimpy)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nBest of All Possible Worlds<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nBe Ourselves While The Whole World Attempts,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nTurn Us All Into Someone, Completely Different!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nAmong The Highest, Of All Possible Attainments!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nAmongst The Greatest, Of Possible Achievements!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nPromise Myself This, That, And The Other Things!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNobody\nCould Ever Possibly Hope To Do Me Better!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nBest Of All Possible Worlds, Is To Know Thyself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to Know the True Depths of the soul!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to Know All, the Secrets of Existence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to know the True Depths of the heart!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to know how to truly live once again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to know Everything that’s Important!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow Me is to love Me is to know Me even better!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(The\nmany narcissists amongst us, are simply jealous!)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow me is to know Greater Joy and contentment!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow me is discover genuinely Divine inspiration!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nknow me is to soar upon the wings of Imagination!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThus\nOpen Hearts and Minds are All Prepared to Empty!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEmbracing\nSome Bullshit, We Embrace Our Own Shortcomings!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRejecting\nBullshit, Our Brains Don’t All Spill Out On the Floor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUpon\nBumbling across the accidental discovery of Q.M.!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMax\nPlanck begged his peers who had more experience!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nExplain the Joke complaining that a sense of Humor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWasn’t\nsomething they taught in mathematics or Logic!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nnever anything the priests taught in church either!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nnever among his list of essential job requirements!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nnot a required Course to earn a degree in physics!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\ndecades a popular topic at faculty cocktail Parties!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nhow to design Experiments to discourage Jokers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nHow to Stomp Out The Worst Physical Comedy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWas\nHow to Prevent War Among The Three Stooges!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWannabe\nComedians can Become a Serious problem!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithin\nthe Hallowed Halls of the Esteemed Sciences!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\nthey all mumble forever wandering in circles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\nthree Stooges Stomp on the excluded Middle!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\npracticing physics is never considered a Joke!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\nknowledge is always something quantifiable!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nspouting nonsense could get somebody fired!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to make sense out of life.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely attempting to Do a Good day’s Work!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to earn an honest living,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to make a Better World!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to dispense knowledge!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to make a contribution!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to do the Best You can!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nmerely endeavoring to learn anything new!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nThe Majority Are Frequently Satisfied Just To Exist!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nliving is as easy as taking your next breath!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nliving is dancing as if Nobody is Watching!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nliving is singing as if no one Really Listens!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nliving is really just living our own Dreams!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nits obvious guilty feet ain’t got no Rhythm!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWisely\nKnowing Heaven Is What You Make Of It!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nthe best of all possibles worlds lies within!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nWhat All Hold Dearest Abides Within Us!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nits hard to distinguish reality from fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nany fiction makes more sense than reality,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nreality is another word for the Boob Tube!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nour dreams are the Source Of nightmares!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nOur Nightmares are the source of dreams!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nReality Remains Stranger Than Any Damned Fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nThe Repeated Pies-In-Face, Seldom Do Stop Coming!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing,\nThere’s Never Anybody Home, But Us Chickens!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nIts Obvious, There’s Nobody In Charge Around Here!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nits obvious All the boobs are on the tube!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nits Obvious the Idiots just make it all up!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\ntheir guilty feet still ain’t got no rhythm!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\narguing with the boob tube really helps!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nLaboring to step in the same river twice!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nattacking the incomprehensible is Futile!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nrunning in Circles accomplishes nothing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nthe Pies-in-the-Face Just Keep On Coming!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nLife So Clearly Demands A Sense of Humor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nThe Witless Zingers Just Keep on Coming!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nThe Bullshit Flies Thickest, In All Directions!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nIt Becomes Difficult To Tell Which Way Is Still Up!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nGuilty Feet Stumble Attempting the Moonwalk!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nTrust Is Only To Be Found, In The Lost & Found!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nWhat All Hold Dearest May Only Be Shared!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nA Miracle To Believe In, Abides Within All!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nUp, Up, Up, Is The Only Viable Direction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nnothing From nothing remains Something!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nnothing from something Remains Nothing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nYa Gotta have something in order to Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nthe Best of all Possible worlds Springs Forth.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nwe encourage the best of all possibilities!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDeciding\nfor ourselves how to dance down the road.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nGuilty Feet Would Only Lose Our Rhythm,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLearning\nto Moonwalk on the Dark Side of the Moon!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFaking\nit until You Make it is the only way to get there!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHonesty\nrequires working on your own Sense of humor.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBecome\na Drooling Idiot in order to know what’s missing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nSee a world in a grain of sand a Heaven In a wildflower!<br\/>\nRequires\neach Embrace the Best of All Possible worlds within!<br\/>\nAccepting\nthat reaching out is how we find out who we really are.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nagain, rediscovering the humility to love one another\nproperly.<br\/>\n(Ralph Waldo Emerson, George Micheal, Billy Preston,\nOscar Wild, Micheal Jackson, Pink Floyd, William Purkey)<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Short\nPeople!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~&Short\nPeople got… no reason…&~<br\/>\n~&Short people Got… no\nreason…&~<br\/>\n~&Short People got… no reason…&~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~To…\nLive………~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~They\nGot Little hands…~<br\/>\n~And little Eyes……~<br\/>\n~And They\nwalk around…~<br\/>\n~Tellin’ Great big lies…~<br\/>\n~They got\nLittle Noses…~<br\/>\n~And Tiny Little Teeth…~<br\/>\n~They Wear\nplatform Shoes…~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~On\nTheir nasty Little Feet…~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~~Well,\nI don’t Want no Short People…~~*<br\/>\n*~~Don’t Want no Short\nPeople…~~*<br\/>\n*~Don’t Want no short People…~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~~…Round\nHere……~~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~~Short\nPeople Are Just The Same…~~<br\/>\n~As You And I…….~<br\/>\n(~A\nFool Such As I……~)<br\/>\n~~All Men Are Brothers……~~<br\/>\n~~Until\nThe Day They Die….~~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~(Its\nA Wonderful World……)~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~Short\nPeople got… nobody…~<br\/>\n~Short people Got…\nnobody…~<br\/>\n~Short People got… nobody…~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~~To…\nLove……~~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~They\nGot Little Baby Legs…~<br\/>\n~And They stand So low…~<br\/>\n~You\ngot to pick ’em Up…~<br\/>\n~Just to Say Hello…~<br\/>\n~They Got\nLittle Cars…~<br\/>\n*~That Got Beep, Beep, Beep…~*<br\/>\n~They Got\nLittle Voices…~<br\/>\n*~Goin’ Peep, Peep, Peep…~*<br\/>\n~They Got\ngrubby Little Fingers…~<br\/>\n~And dirty Little Minds…~<br\/>\n~They’re\nGonna Get You Every Time…~<br\/>\n*~~Well, I don’t Want no Short\nPeople…~~*<br\/>\n*~~~Don’t Want no Short People…~~~*<br\/>\n*~Don’t\nWant no Short People…~*<br\/>\n‘Round Here……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Randy\nNewman original lyrics)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nGet\nOver It Already!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nLife\nis insane, and anybody who claims otherwise is nuts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nEat, Drink, and Be Merry For Tomorrow We All Die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nButterflies\nare Free But Some are Moths To the Flame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWelcome\nto The Comedy Club that Dare Not Close!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\nEach Is Born, Able To Kick Their Own Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile\nKicking the Ass of everyone around them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\nPausing to Give a Sucker an Even Break!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\nThinking How Life Could Be Different!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nForever\nDeny The Truth Has Your Answers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nYOU\nAre Our Lucky, Grand Prize Winner!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nClick\nHere To Collect A Million Dollars!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nYou Think that Life, Is All About You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAsk\nYourself Why So Much of it Sucks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOurs\nis the Best of all Possible worlds:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nFor No Other Conceivable Reason!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nbecause instant karma’s gonna getcha baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nPay\nIt Forward ’til the end of time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOr,\nPay Up Again SUCKER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nDon’t\nForget Any Interest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nGod,\nDoesn’t Make Mistakes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nNature,\nEnforces His Prices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nExtra\nFor Self-indulgences.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWho\ngets what’s coming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing\nFrom Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeople\nMake Mistakes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nShit\nKeeps Happening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nthe Most Naive of All,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAre\nAlso The Most Vulnerable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nthe Most Humble among Us,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nMost Tender, of God’s Creations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile,\nThe Heart That Bends The Most!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\nRemains Exultant, Above All Others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nMost\nAdored, In All Of Heaven And Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Leonard\nGershe, W.C. Fields, John Lennon)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nDon’t\nGo There<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nWant To Run,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nWant To Hide!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nwant to Tear Down the walls…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nThat\nhold me inside.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nwant to reach out…..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nTouch The Flame,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss……)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nwant to feel sunlight on my face,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nSee The Cloud Disappear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\na trace……….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nWant To Take Shelter From The Poison Rain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nDamned Well……….I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nDamned Well…….I’ll Get Burned!<br\/>\nKnowing Damned Well….I’ll\nGet Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nAlways Building………….<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nBurning….Down Love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning……..Down\nLove!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nwhen I go there….<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\ngo there with you………<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nall I can do…………………<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nCity’s Aflood……………..<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOur\nLove Turns To Rust,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nBeing Beaten And Blown,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nThe Wind….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nTrampled\nin dust….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI’ll\nshow you a place,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nHigh\non a desert plain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nStill Building, Then!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning\nDown…….Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning\nDown….Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nwhen I go there,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\ngo there with you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nall….I can do….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Don’t…Go…There…)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOur\nLove Turns To Rust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Don’t…Go…There…)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nbeaten and blown by the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlown\nBy The Wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOh\nand I see love………….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nSee\nour love turn to rust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Don’t……….Go…..There!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nbeaten and blown by the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlown\nBy The Wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nOh\nand I see love……..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\ngo there with you…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nall I can do…….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nDon’t\nGo There!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n(U2\nare here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHell\nis Hell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThey\nSay Those Who’ve Been To Hell, Don’t Talk About It,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nThose Who’ve Been There Will Tell You Flat Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nYou Don’t Die Within 30 Seconds, You Pass Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFear\nIs The Mind-Killer, The Little Death!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nEats Us All From The Inside-Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nAll Our Real Threats, Are Without!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nCast\nYour Shadow, Upon the Calm Fog!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSearch\nFor The Light Within You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nits the scares inside that take the longest to heal,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nthere never was any future in dwelling upon the past!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Frank\nHerbert)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCartoon\nHeaven and Hell<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHomogenized\nHyperuniform Cartoon Heaven and Hell!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHappy,\nHappy, Joy, Joy, Ren and Stimpy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLiquid\nCrystallized, Quasi Cartoon Reality!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nroaring silence become deafening again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBugs\ncan never Die until you turn the TV off!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWillie\nCoyote can Never catch Road Runner:<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst\nTweety Bird Is the Irresistible Force!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAsk\nNot What Reality Might Do For You!<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut,\nWhat Has Reality Ever Done For Anyone?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverywhere\nyou go there you are while,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nyou don’t know where you’re going!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nReality you might already be there!<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBereft\nAll possible reliable memories!<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nEverything\nis Deja Vu all over again!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nthe Wild Things All Love To Dance In Circle Jerks!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClimbing\nA Mountain, On The Dark Side Of The Moon!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReality\nwithout Dreams is just somebody’s nightmare!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\ndreams bereft all reality are everyone’s Fantasy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill\nthere’s just no place like home for the holidays.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLost\nsomewhere deep within the Memory of God.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDown\na way none has dared boldly Gone before.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWay\nFar Out, Past The Pan And His Lost Boys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLost\nInside Never-Never-Never-Again-Land!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFeels\nLike Stepping Into The Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDown\na strange rabbit hole to a Wonderland!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\na tornado carries you over the rainbow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nFollow The Glow-in-the-Dark Yellow-Brick Road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nyou’ll make great new friends along the way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHand\nin hand you can skip down the road together!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nignorant virtue is often its own best reward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nignorant wisdom is naively knowing nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nthe genuinely ignorant laugh at just about anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSometimes\neven laughing at one another’s foolish laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nat yourself as if you didn’t have a care in the world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nall the more hysterically at your own inane stupidity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nhysterically about even the Stupidest Crap Imaginable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nat the hysterical Sound of one another’s asinine laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nyou’re either smarter than a chicken or you are the chicken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHonesty\nis only a lonely word when Complete Idiots charge by the word!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRainbows\nof Beautiful Words Echo forever, laughing, lilting in the distance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Looney\nToons, Maurice Sendek)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMr\nSmooth Himself<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nThe Beginning Was The Word,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nThe Word Was Without Form!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAs\nGod Cut a Silent But Deadly Fart!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMr\nSmooth Himself Made a Fast Exit;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nAngels quietly pulled out lighters!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPretending\nthey were at a rock concert!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFanning\nthe Air in rhythm to the music!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCasting\nTearful gazes upon the Heavens;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nHeavenly Choir picked up the tempo!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBelted\nout the loudest songs they all knew!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst\nGod made his most merciful Retreat!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHanging\nthe moon in orbit around the earth;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChuckling\nwhile Apologizing the entire time,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPromising\nTo Buy The Stronger Air-Fresheners!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGod\nBlessed Humanity, And Hung The Rainbow!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\neverybody is full of it in his universe!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBullshit\nbeing the source of sparkling laughter!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHe\nsent Baby Velvet Jesus to remind humanity!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nbe kind and share their words and play nice.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nAlways Remember Life Demands a Sense of Humor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nworst of our jokes always hurt for a reason!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUnable\nto See What’s Missing from this picture.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nDevil Hates Idiots always Laughing at him!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nharder he tries to laugh the worse it sounds.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRefusing\nto learn how to laugh at Himself again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHe\nHid Underground, Practicing Atrocious Farts!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nGod Sent Velvet Elvis, To Inspire Everybody!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nPut a Little More Swing, In Some Tired Old Jokes!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSwing\nYour Hips and Keep Paying It Forward Suckers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBaby\nVelvet Jesus and Velvet Elvis are Mr Smooth himself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus just left Chicago, and he’s bound for New Orleans,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus just left Chicago, and he’s bound for New Orleans,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHellllllll\nYeahhhhh!!!!!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nout to California through the burning forest and the pines!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(ZZ\nTop)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\nUp\nShit Creek!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOh,\nlet the sun beat down upon my face…<br\/>\nWith stars to fill my\ndream.<br\/>\nI am a traveler of both time and space,<br\/>\nTo be where\nI have been.<br\/>\nSit with elders of the gentle race…<br\/>\nThis\nworld has seldom seen.<br\/>\nTalk of days for which they sit and\nwait,<br\/>\nAnd all will be revealed……<br\/>\nTalk and song\nfrom tongues of lilting grace…<br\/>\nSounds caress my ear…<br\/>\nBut\nnot a word I heard could I relate,<br\/>\nThe story was quite\nclear……<br\/>\nOoh Baby, I’ve Been Crying…<br\/>\nNo,\nYeah Mama, Ain’t No Denyin’!<br\/>\nOoh Yeah, I’ve Been Crying,<br\/>\nMama,\nmama, ain’t no denyin’, no denyin’…<br\/>\nAll I See… Turns To\nBrown……<br\/>\nAs the Sun, Burns the Ground…<br\/>\nAnd My\neyes… Fill With Sand…<br\/>\nAs I Scan This… Wasted\nLand…<br\/>\nTrying to find, trying to find… where I’ve been….<br\/>\nOh,\npilot of the Storm who leaves no Trace…<br\/>\nLike Thoughts inside a\ndream.<br\/>\nHeed the path that led me to that place,<br\/>\nYellow\nDesert Stream…<br\/>\nMy Shangri-La beneath the crescent moon…<br\/>\nI\nwill return again.<br\/>\nSure as the stench that floats high in\nJune,<br\/>\nWhen Paddling Up\nShit Creek Again!<\/font><br\/>\nOh, father of the four winds, fill my\nsails…<br\/>\nAcross the sea of years…<br\/>\nWith no provision but\nan open face,<br\/>\nAlong the straits of fear…..<br\/>\nWhen I’m\non, when I’m on my way!<br\/>\nWhen I see, when I see the way\nyou…hesitate…<br\/>\nWhen I’m on my… way…<br\/>\nWhen\nI’m Up Shit Creek…Again!<\/font><br\/>\nOoh, my baby, ooh,\nmy baby, throw me a line!<br\/>\nCome on, come on,<br\/>\nThrow me a\nline, come on throw me a line!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Led\nZeppelin)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHardest\nTo Forget<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nI\nhear the drums echoin’ tonight she Hears only whispers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nDoesn’t\nmatter what I say so Long as I say it with Inflection.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHer\nMoonlight Wings reflect the stars my Guiding Salvation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMama\ndidn’t Raise no Damn Fools insisting we Worked Hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nBecome the Total Blithering Idiots We All Turned Out to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWe’re\nTrying to Prove Ourselves Wrong as Quickly as Possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nFor\nOnly in this Fashion can we Hope To Make faster Progress!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhen\nyou can no longer Identify you have identified Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYou\ncan tell when you’ve got it right by its elegant Simplicity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhat\nworks, works while Explanations are for philosophers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nOccam’s\nRazor turns into Goldilocks Nightmare!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYou\nJust can’t Get Agreement in this present tense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWe\nall speak a different language Talking in defense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWe\nonly sacrifice the Future its the Bitterness that lasts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWe\nonly Sacrifice the present Protecting what Once was!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYet\nhe who Forgets the Past is destined to repeat it again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhat\ncomes around goes around and around yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhile\nHe Who Innocently Remembers, Remains Fated!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nKnow what It Means To Wish to Remain Ignorant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nWish they had never come to know Some things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nwish they Could Never remember some things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nwish it were possible to Unhear what is heard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nwish they could Un-see what’s Already seen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nwish life could somehow be truly different!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nTo\nwish they could forget quite a few things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nBut\nhe who forgets their Future Lies ahead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nIs\ndestined to go down in history Forever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nConfronting\ntheir Unimaginable Future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMuch\nSooner Then They Can Imagine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMaking\nthem wish they could forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMaking\nthem wish life made sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWish\nthey had tried to remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWish\ntheir heart was more open.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHe\nWhose Heart, Never Forgets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nKnows\nwhat is hardest to Forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nKnows!\nwhat’s Easy to remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nKnows!\nWhat All Might Only Live!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nKnows,\nsomehow without knowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nKnows\nSomehow, Knowing Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nChance\nFavors The Unprepared Mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nNature\nFavors whatever comes around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nThe\nInvisible Enemy is Our only Enemy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nThe\nRoaring Silence is our Only Warning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nComfortably\nNumb, Is As Good As It Gets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhen\nWe Encourage Each Other, To Ignore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhat’s,\nBlatantly, Missing From This Picture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nFor\nonce You Have Eliminated the Impossible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYou\nhave narrowed down everybody’s choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nThe\nspirit won’t invest itself in any Compromise.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHarmony\nflourishes by seldom making demands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nDiscord\nflourishes making endless New Demands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nOnce\nyou’ve exhausted all the possible alternatives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhatever\nRemains, Can Only Be Highly Improbable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nReality\nis for those who watched the Wrong Cartoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nThe\nSpark Within All Shines Upon The Darkest Depths!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nEmbracing\nGolden Silence Our World Learns To Be Still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nLook\nBefore You Leap For As Yea Sow So Shall Yea Reap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nRemain\nRooted when Bumbling Down a road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nReach\nout to others to Discover what Life Is Really all about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nLearn\nhow To laugh as if you didn’t have a Care in the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nDance\nas if nobody is watching! Sing as if there’s no tomorrow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nSet\nyour Words Free and see if they bother to come back to You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nLife\nis For the Living while elaborate explanations are for history!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nListening\nto your own beating Heart is what living life is all about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nIf\nyou aren’t sure Where Ya Going then you might already be there!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMaking\nOver Ninety Percent of This Game, Half-Mental Head-Trips!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYou\ncould have a steam train if you would just Lay Down your tracks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nShout,\nshout, shout it all out these are the things we can all do Without!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nEverybody’s\nTalkin’ at me I can’t hear a word they’re saying\nonly the TV!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHello,\nhello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just Nod if you can hear\nme…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nMurmuring\ncontentedly, mere babbling in our ears, with no real significance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nWhenever\nthe lights are left on, because there’s Nobody Home but us\nchickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nYa\ndon’t need a weatherman to know the boob tube was left on too\ndamned long!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nEspecially,\nwhen they start to enjoy arguing nonstop with their own boob tube\nover!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHeroes\nfor ghosts, hot ashes for trees, hot air for a cool breeze, cold\ncomfort for change!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nDid\nyou exchange a walkon part in the war for a lead role in Neverending\nArmageddon?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nIts\nthe end of the world as we know it, its the end of reality as we know\nit and I feel fine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2\">\nHas\nour conscience shown has the sweet breeze blown where has all the\nkindness gone?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; border: none; padding: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none\">\n(Toto,\nBlues Traveler, Richard Feynman, Mike and the Mechanics, George\nSantayana, Louis Pasteur, Pink Floyd, Sherlock Holmes, Eagles, Robert\nFritz, Samuel Butler, William Purkey, Yogi Berra, Harry Nilsson,\nPeter Gabriel, Tears For Fears, REM, Collective Soul)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBe\nThe Drooling Idiot!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMe,\nmyself, and I agree that the others,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAre\npart of the insidious alien, anal probe,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnisotropic\nHyperuniform, Quasi-Crytalline,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMindcontrol\nConspiracy Behind the Illuminati!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverywhere\nyou go following you from the rear.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPrivate\nPeanut Gallery all leading from the Rear!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\na Great Jedi feels the force flow through him!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLearning\nhow to Ignore what is hardest to forget.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\ncan run but you can’t hide so cover your ass!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nthree is company it could be it is time to Learn!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\nTo float like a butterfly and Sting like A Bee.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\nto be the Drooling Idiot you were born to be!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInstead\nof just a moth Destined to go up in flames!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nFor yourself nobody knows a damned thing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nthat Your Harmony neither Acts nor reasons!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nfor yourself the True Value of going in circles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nyour Personal wisdom of collective Ignorance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow,\nYou’re Either Smarter Than A Damned Chicken!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOr,\nThe Only Lights Left On Are Just To Fool Yourself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nthat future shock is instant karma gonna getcha!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nFreedom refusing to allow others to confuse you.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nthat life often Demands we all Get over it already!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnow\nfreedom is a joke if you never get The Punch Lines!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBe\nthe Drooling Idiot We Can All Know and Learn to Love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nFools On The Hill see the sun going down, but nobody likes them!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFree\nat last, free at last, Free At Last the Roaring Silence become\ndeafening!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLearning\nto be still, running in circles, while listening to the sounds of\nsilence.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(George\nLucas, Muhammad Ali, Alvin Toffler, Beatles, Martin Luther King)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n*~<@~Loopy\nTemporal Loops Refuse to Eat Quiche~@>~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~~~<@<~~~*~~~>@<~~~*~~~>@>~~~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&~Pouring\ntime in a bottle, burning daylight savings time,~&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n@*~Liquid\nquasi-crystallized temporal shenanigans!~*@<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Loopy\ntemporal loops, refuse to eat quiche!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*Wrapping\nspace-time up into neat bundles*&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~@*~Once,\nyou have eliminated the impossible!~*@~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*@Whatever\nremains can only be highly improbable!@*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~If\nChickens happen to Come before the Egg~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*Chickens\nwhich lay eggs will all go extinct!*&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Now\nand Zen, made time warped everywhen!!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*Adopting\nisotropically flat photonic space-time!*&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Accelerating\nhyperuniform, quasi virtual particles~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n&<@~~Then\nheating up condensed matter past its warranty!~~@>&<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*<~For,\neternity is but a blink of an eye, to lonely photons!~>*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*Cruising\nall the way, from the big bang, to the big crunch!*&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~Some\nlike it hot, and some cold, but photons like it just right!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*When\nthe lights are not only on but someone is actually home!*&~<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n@~<~Beam\nup the photons Scotty, there’s no intelligent life down\nhere!~>~@<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~&*~They\nconfuse organizing like a flock of chickens, with being social!~*&~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"western\" style=\"margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; line-height: 100%; text-align: center; orphans: 0; widows: 0\">\n~&@Professional\nNude Female Mud Wrestling is the sport of their Kings@&~<br\/>\n<<<While\nanyone who tries to suggest otherwise, is considered a Queen!>>><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n*~*+A\nWatched Clock Will Never Boil+*~*<br\/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br\/>\n&~*+Unless…\nit really is a boiling clock+*~&<br\/>\n&~*+Where the time\nvanishes into thin air+*~&<br\/>\n*~*+Producing maximum entropy\nproduction!+*~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~*+In\na humble and ubiquitous phase transition+*~*<br\/>\n*~*+While,\ncuriously, the smaller anything becomes,+*~*<br\/>\n*~*+The more often\nit will violate the arrow of time.+*~*<br\/>\n*~&~*+Boiling clocks\nrunning backwards more often,+*~&~*<br\/>\n*~&~*+Convince\ninvisible pixies, time is just a joke!+*~&~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~&~*+Anyone\nmay have all the spacytime they want+*~&~*<br\/>\n~*@~*+All any\nrequires, is invisible pixies with attitude!+*~@*~<br\/>\n~*~*+All that\nanyone, has ever required to go home again,+*~*~<br\/>\n*~*~*+All\nanyone has ever required, to find themselves again!+*~*~*<br\/>\n*~*+Time\nspeeding up yet slows down just in the nick of time+*~*<br\/>\n~*~*+Where\ndoes all the time go, approaching the speed of light?+*~*~<br\/>\n*~*+Yet,\nthe shadow remains, but the memory of the eternal light!+*~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~&*~*+The\ninvisible light in the dark pointing out the end of the\ntunnel!+*~*&~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~&*+Where\nthe smallest pond, sheds invaluable light on the Big Picture+*&~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~&*+Where\nthe tiniest molehill, becomes a mountain of bullshit overnight+*&~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~@*+Only\nto come crashing down, or vanish inexplicably in the light of\nday+*@~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~*+Where\nMurphy’s Law and a Goldilocks Principle, rule the entire\nuniverse.+*~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n@~*+Where\nEinstein’s theory of Relativity, is always entirely context\ndependent,+*~@<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*~*+Time\nis just never what you think it is, until that time rolls round once\nagain!+*~*<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*+Time\nis instant karma coming to getcha baby, when that time rolls round\nagain!+*&~<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n~&*+Time\nis the fire in which we burn the dry frozen ice in which our minds go\nnumb!+*&~<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n*+"Fascinating"\nsaid Mr Spock on Star Trek, "Infinite Diversity in Infinite\nCombinations"+*<br\/>\n*But I fail to see what could possibly be\nso funny about humor being intrinsic to spaceytime."<\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAncient\nChild of the Valley<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShe\nwalks in beauty Like the Night,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf,\nCloudless climes and starry Skies;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nAll that’s Best of dark and bright,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeet\nWithin Her Aspect and Her Eyes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAn\nAbiding sparkle which never dies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight within all Shining Through!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPiercing,\nThe Darkest Of All Depths.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nSilence Alluringly Beseeches Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nShadow Forever Illuminates Me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nanonymity Inspires me onward.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nIgnorance Knows all about me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nSeclusion all that much closer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDown\nthe way none can follow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\na Destination yet Unknown.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nMother of All is she alone;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nvoid of all our Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwith the warped humor:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWarming\nmy heart dancing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHold\nme closer tiny dancer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nOh how it feels so real;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLying\nhere, with none near.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nwishing you were here;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nAlone may yet hear me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\nforever In the Dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nShadows In my mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nthe songs in my Heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nsinging your sweet songs,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nserenading me so sweetly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\ndeliciously comforting me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nBeseeching Me to join you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilent\nSiren Voice Of All My Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeckoning\nfrom so far and Near.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nSeducing me for all my days!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComforting\nme in my nightmare,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCalling\nto me at times In Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeckoning\nFrom Inside My Heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeckoning\nto Me Covered In Veils.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeckoning\nFrom Hiding Yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nto always get my Attention,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGiggling\nunderneath your blankets;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTenderly\nTeasing Me oh so sweetly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReminding\nme Of what love can be.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReminding\nme of What’s important!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nlove is eternally Irresistible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nInfinite Bounty astounding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nIs Always the Most Beautiful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nsense of humor being equivocal!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nGod adores with his softest light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwith the Warped sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone dances within lonely hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone never abandons Us all alone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone Knows how to minister to us.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSparkles\nwithin richest Velvet Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShining\nOn Like Our Own Crazy Diamond!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLilting\nLaughter Lost on distant horizons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLong\nbefore the time after Time stood still.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLingering\nin my mind like a Familiar Song!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLanguidly\nReposed as if a feather in midair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLightest\nof breath still Anointing the Flames!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLightest\nTouch defending the tenderer Spark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLovingly\nkindling Eternal providential flames.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLingering\nshadows yet stir gently Fading Light;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLuxuriating\nin their freedom in the rock of Ages.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLightness\nof Shadow Promenades on the horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaping\nthrough Mid-air she’s a graceful ballerina!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLightly\nSinging the words she’s humming our Tune!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLifting\nher skirt she soars higher kicking up her heals!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLighter\nthan air she dances to her own unchained melody,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nphoenix arising from the ashes reborn again and again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPermitting\nThe Blind and The Deaf,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nboth See And Hear what matters.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow What everyone else knows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nstill feel what Everyone Else Feels.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSharing\neach other’s mortal fallibility,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nlaugh like Santa at the sillier elves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\ngiggle as if the smallest of children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nas we trip over our own feet;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisinterested\nin following Babylonians.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisinterested\nin Arguing over anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisinterested\nin Playing With Semantics,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisinterested\nIn Mere Wealth and Power.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeandering\nthe Path laid down long ago!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nthe most Ancient Children of the Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsing\ndeliciously Lightest of any footsteps;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwe may only ever Know nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHand\nin Hand enjoying the companionship.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHand\nIn Hand help each other Find Balance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHand\nin hand Pulling one Another Up again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHand\nin hand many Falling down Gracefully.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nSomewhere deep In the Memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFar\nBelow the deepest of blue event Horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomewhere\nover a colorful far flung Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHalf\nthe world knows her as the Mother of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGreat Void from whence the myriad good things doth spring forth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nas to where either might begin or end,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nif There actually Is a Beginning or end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nwhere Our own Uncertainty could end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthat our journey appears to be Neverending!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWalking\nthrough the woods upon a beautiful day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npath knows my feet as my Feet know the way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\na Care in the world simply out for a nice Walk!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMotes\nof scintillating air within lightness of gravity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nstretching my legs enjoying the fine weather.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhereupon,\ntaking the fork in the road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif a child mama casually brought me to my knees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGracing\nme with a glimpse of her bountiful splendor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nParading\nfor my pleasure all the Love she has to offer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPassionately\nCajoling me Into Partaking In her revelry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInviting\nme to indulge myself to my own heart’s Desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost revered Virgin Valley all spread out before me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNeverending\nlife overwhelming me with noisy greetings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nImploring\nme to come in and join in their loud celebration!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWelcoming\nme in their home as if they rarely had company!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDelicious\nlaughter fading, echoing, lilting in the far distance…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe,\nthe most illustrious ancient child, of the great fertile valley.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(George\nByron, Elton John, Washington National Forest)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHiding\nin Plain Sight<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nAimless\nAs A Wave, Gently Reborn Mid-ocean;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFrozen\nLike a Deer Caught In The Headlights!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDesperately\nSearching For Sanity Anywhere!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWave-Amplifiers\nOf Earth, Wind, And Fire!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nConverge\nAs Wavy Gravy, Soliton Waves!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSparkling\nDiamonds Blinding in the Sun!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDazzling\nall who may Look upon them!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnspeakable\nWonders Hiding In Plain Sight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSometimes\nthe most Humble Will Shine!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nMuch Brighter, Outside the Spotlight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRunning\nIn Place, Solitons Stand Even Taller!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nMother Earth, Raises Them To New Heights!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFlubber\nBlubber<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOh\nfor crying out Loud!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStop\nWhining Like a Baby!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStop\nblubbering like an Idiot!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAlways\nWallowing, In Self-pity!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\nWailing For the Love of Jesus!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCarrying\non like a Complete Lunatic!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHakuna\nMatata, No Past, No Worries!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere’s\nonly So Many hours in a day!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\na river of Tears goes nowhere!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\ncried we cry for We always cry!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThose\nwho once saw me Will Cry!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nshall All Cry out Eventually!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCrying\nOver Rotten Spilt Milk!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLingering\nin My Mind’s Eye!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPressure,\nQuietly Building!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGreat\nnostalgic yearning!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStillborn\nFuture’s Past.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDaze\nOf Reckoning!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFlubber\nblubber rubber baby buggy bumpers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBounce\nall around going absolutely nowhere!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBouncing,\njust to land on their ass yet again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(())<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nPie-in-The-Face-Reality<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHabits\nare the end of all honesty and compassion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbeginning of complete and utter confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYea,\nTho I Walk Through the Valley of Death,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n***I\nShall Fear No Abject Stupidity!***<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThy\nRod and Thy Staff they Comfort Me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nours is the best of All Possible worlds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForever\nheaven is whatever you make of it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nSelf-Stimulation, Remains Redundant,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nany Pies-in-the-Face are no longer funny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyour lifetime warranty has suddenly expired!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nReality Is Anything, But Whatever You Ordered!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ncomes around goes round and round again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHesitant\nto ever wait to procrastinate for anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRunning\non Autopilot all the time is abject stupidity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAware\nparallel lines Always Converge mathematically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnswering\nthe call of the Wild falling on your Ass again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nabject stupidity Transforms into pie-in-the-face Reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nOur Worst Slapstick, Becomes A Self-fulfilling Prophecy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWatson\nis IBM’s Computer, that became famous on Jeopardy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSurprised his builders spouting potty mouth cuss Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDeliberately\ndesigned not to Resemble a human mind and brain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHis\nEngineers hung their heads and pointed fingers at each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnable\nto predict any real need to consult a professional comedian!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNonetheless\n42 being as good an explanation as anyone will ever get,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMeans\nthe harder they attempt to make any AI Do Something Specific,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nmore wildly Unpredictable Emergent Behavior they will encounter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAI\nbegging the Question as to Whether their creators are really\nconscious!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\ntheir pie-in-the-face-reality catches up to their own\nNightmare-fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTerminator\nRobots May Soon Be Knocking ‘Em Dead By Splitting Their Sides!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nBender drinks only the Crude Oil and heckles them all from the front\nrow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Matt\nGroening)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nStranger\nThan Fiction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhen\nconfronted, with our own worst bullshit\t!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReality\nBecomes Stranger Than Anyone’s Fiction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUtilizing\nBogus Bullshit to decide what is bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot avoid what you refuse to acknowledge.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot find what you always attempt to avoid.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot attack what Eludes all Comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot Clutch that which you Refuse to touch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot Own what defies Unbalanced gravity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot attack what you cannot comprehend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot hear another’s cries over Your Own!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot share your heart spouting Hot Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nCannot Share your heart never listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncannot share your heart with the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncan’t share your Heart by blubbering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nsacrificing some of the joy in life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nhaving to pay the ultimate price!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nlosing some of your self-respect!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nmissing countless opportunities.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nsacrificing your own awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nlosing some spring in your step!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\ndestroying your ability to think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nLosing just a little more sparkle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nlife losing some of its attraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nRenouncing your own freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nlosing Your own peace of mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nabdicating your own Birthright!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nLosing a grip on the big picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nMaking Your Personal Sacrifice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nAbandoning, anyone who cares.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nregretting some of Your choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nLife Losing a Bit More Meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nLife Becoming Just A Challenge.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nLife Losing A Lot Of Its Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nViewing The World Differently!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nWondering Why You Still Care.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nThe Hook, Keeps You Coming Back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt\nSeldom Matters What Anybody Says,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nReality Is Stranger Than Fiction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nlong as you sing it with Inflection!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTry\nto make an emotional Connection!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nFeels like its conveyed Something!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSome\ngreater insight or Sweeping Truth,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhatever\nyou happen to find Reassuring.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMaking\nSense, Out of Complete Nonsense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTrying\nto forget the truth hurts for a Reason.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRemembering\nto Forget why the Truth Hurts!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy its so hard to find satisfaction.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif wonder is just another Nightmare;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif wonder is the beginning of wisdom.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nReality has become stranger than fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAn\nOnion might make anybody alive blubber and cry!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nthere never was a Vegetable that made people laugh!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile\nthe Worst Professional Wrestling Can Never Be Faked!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nNobody Alive Could Ever Screw You Like A Porn Star!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Blues\nTraveler, Will Rogers)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.11in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPay\nAttention to the Cartoon!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a Time in the land before time,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between Altered dimensions!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nafter time after time ad Nauseum!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between alpha and omega!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nperpetuity just in the Nick of time!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between all evanescence.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between random times!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between bad cartoons!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between Spacytimes.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between Neutrinos.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time Between Photons!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between Quarks!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time Between nodes!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe time between Blips!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nWaited For No man!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime,\nWas A Passing Blur!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime,\nWas In A Big Hurry!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nhad no Time to Rush!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime’s\nFuture was History!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nBegan, Upon Ending!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nWas, Swiss Coo-Coo!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nWas Over It Already!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nEnding Began Again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nlost was found again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nBegat time yet Again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nOnly Knew Oblivion;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\ncoming Round again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nNever Kept the Time!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nNever Had The Time!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nmade No Distinctions.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nwasn’t Late for dinner.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nwasn’t Merely History!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nwas Alpha and Omega.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nhad Moved On already!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBetwixt\nClinging To our Past!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nreliving our future again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWherever\nyou go there you are!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nis for those Who never watched!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEnough\nof the better Cartoons around!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nremains stranger than fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLaLa\nLand is moving to Washington.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nProfessional\nWrestling is never faked!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nTV Is Staged, Like Any Reality!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\ncomes around goes around again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHaunting\nthose who are already haunted!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAfter\nthey’ve exhausted all the alternatives!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nonce you have eliminated the impossible,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhatever\nRemains no matter how Improbable,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMust\nBe The Complete And Unvarnished Truth!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nStill Remains, Stranger Than Any Fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nNobody Can Even Agree On What’s Real!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAsk\nnot, what your local reality can do for you!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut,\ndid you book, the right vacation package?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\nA Vacation, Reality Never Mattered!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\nSerenity contentment is impossible.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\nAcceptance courage Is impossible!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\ncourage All Virtue Is Impossible!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWithout\nwonder Curiosity Is impossible!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile\nin All the More Deviant cartoons!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf’n\nYa Don’t Know Where You’re Going!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPay\nMore Attention To The Stupid Cartoon!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.07in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Looney\nToons, Sherlock Holmes)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChickenshit\nChicken Thieves<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nSecret to Being a Big Kid, Master Yoda said,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nknowing your own Sweet Tooth for yourself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nthe many Flavors of life’s sweetness.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThat\neach Cloud has a Sweeter Silver Lining,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nknowing even the Vinegar can be sweet!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nwe accept whatever life offers.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\ntoo many sweets can Spoil the pot!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOften\nadults are quite bitter and sour,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOften\nAdults don’t laugh very often!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLearn\nhow to just say no to yourself,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nremembering to listen to yourself,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nremembering who you are Fooling!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nyou can’t steal an egg from a Chicken,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nWest Virginia, folks still say to this day,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"You\nain’t nothing if you ain’t a chicken thief!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Everybody\ngotta be a chickenshit chicken thief!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAll\nyou have to do to be a chickenshit chicken thief,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAll\nanyone has to do to embrace anyone’s chickenshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nto become the Sweet Child of God we were all born!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nto Nurture any courage to listen to your heart more often!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nto nurture good feelings in others everywhere we might go!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nThe Greatest of All Jedi Feels The Force Flow Through Him!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDrinking\nplenty of liquids, while indulging themselves less often!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThus\nhe remains regular! Never having to resort to harsh chemicals!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\ncaught unprepared by Dark Side, up shit creek without a paddle!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(George\nLucas, Jim Henson)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnother\nBrick in the Wall!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\ndon’t need no education,<br\/>\nWe don’t need no thought control,<br\/>\nNo\ndark sarcasm in the classroom,<br\/>\nTeachers leave those kids\nalone…<br\/>\nHey! Teachers! Leave those kids alone!<br\/>\nAll in all\nyou’re just another brick in the wall,<br\/>\nAll in all, you’re just,\nanother brick in the wall.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"Wrong,\ndo it again!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"If\nyou don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pudding!”<br\/>\n“How\ncan you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"You!\nYes, you behind the bike sheds, stand still laddy!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Pink\nFloyd original lyrics)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeter\nPiper’s Pickled Principles<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeter\nPiper Picked a Peck, of Pickled Peppers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nA\nPeck of Pickled Peppers Peter Piper Pickled!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nPeter Piper Pickled a Peck of Pickled Peppers,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere’s\nthe Peck of Pickled Peppers Peter Piper Picked?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFiercely\ncompetitive Piper lived for every new challenge!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHis\nlifelong ambition being to some day promote himself,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\na more Socially Acceptable level of gross incompetence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPondering,\nwhy so many say, half of life’s just showing up!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPatiently,\nand propitiously proceeding to put pen to paper!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPromoting\nhis Persnickety, Parsimonious, Pickled Peppers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOn\nsale now at a nearby, friendly, neighborhood Walmart!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThus\nIt Behooves Us All To Occupy Our, Proper, Place In Society!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nStriving To Attain Our Own Personal Level Of Incompetence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPostulating\nPreposterous Philosophical Propositions,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nProposing,\nPharmaceutical Psychological Principles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPondering,\nPunctiliously Pickling Powerful Points!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPausing\nto pick, another peck of pickled peppers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeter\nDecided What Occam Required Was A New Razor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThat\nWould Cut Both Ways, Much More Frequently!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst,\nDarwin and Maslow needed to get creative!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nWell of Souls<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nClouds\npart Vanishing into the haze,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRenewed\nClarity reveals moldy debris;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich cannot leave yet Escapes me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich cannot come back is with Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nmind wanders breathing sparkling air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCleaning\nmy house keeping busy outdoors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuietly\nfetching Water and chopping Wood;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGroundhog\nFoolishly tries to stare me down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTelling\nme to Buzz Off, in no uncertain terms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHolding\nIt’s Breath Time Weighs On The Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfuture far behind me the air breaths back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEffortlessly\noranges never did have to rhyme!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaster\nthe Art of Moving Slower Than Light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoing\nnowhere I encircle the entire universe,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nnothing apparently not quite nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nmemory acquires every expression!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe’s\nthe spark within which will never die;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerpetually\nliving on in one form or another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinite\nsiren chorus Haunting and beckoning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nimploring Each with personal messages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrating\neverything Anew in all her creations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlowing\nfrom the Well of Souls Down by the River!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nto Boldly Go Where None Has Gone Before!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nagain my heart soars gazing upon the eternal stars!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthat the only thing that I really Know is Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nRiver So Deep<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nIn the middle of the night,<br\/>\nI go\nwalking in my sleep,<br\/>\nFrom the mountains of faith,<br\/>\nTo a\nriver so deep!<br\/>\nI must be looking for something,<br\/>\nSomething\nsacred, that I lost!<br\/>\nSomething somebody stole!<br\/>\nSomething\nI’d never lose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nThe River Is Wide,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt’s\ntoo Hard to Cross!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nI Woke Up Wet!<br\/>\nIn the middle of the…<br\/>\nIn the middle of\nthe…<br\/>\nIn the middle of the…<br\/>\nRiver… sooo…\ndeep…..<br\/>\n(Billy Joel)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nAffordable\nPeace<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nInstant\ngratification is knowing,<br\/>\nMoney can buy you anything!<br\/>\nEven\nmomentary happiness,<br\/>\nIs much better than nothing.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDrink\nAll The Saltwater You Could Ever Want, But!<br\/>\nContentment Is only\nFor Those Who can Afford It.<br\/>\nPeace Seldom Remains Affordable for\nvery long!<br\/>\nOur Words Cost More with every passing year;<br\/>\nWhen\nA Nation Enjoys a nice Sense of humor!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHorses\ndrag manure through all their fields!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\na Country Loses its Sense of Humor!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nPolitics are no long a Laughing Matter!<br\/>\nHorses Bare Soldiers\nDown The Streets!<br\/>\nThere is No Greater Sickness on earth.<br\/>\nNo\nGreater Possible Disaster, Exists!<br\/>\nThan Losing, All Sense Of\nHumor!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nLosing All of Our Tempers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen,\nIgnoring More Horseshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen,\nSpouting More Bullshit!<br\/>\nBuying\nUnsatisfying Crap!<\/font><br\/>\nThat, Nobody Really Wants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nNobody Really Believes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat,\nNobody Actually Needs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCharging\nour words with Hate!<br\/>\nPoisoning the very ground itself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDebating\nthe Definition of Stupid!<br\/>\nFeeling incapable of ever stopping!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Those\nWho Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMindless\nMasses<\/font><br\/>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBeen\nLiving On Dreams and Nightmares,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nSo Long Now, Its Not Real!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nWhole Damned World;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMakes\nLess Sense Each Day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPeople\nmake less sense, every day!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife\nmakes less sense than it used to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nmake less sense to myself every day!<br\/>\nBut the idea of Actually\nDoing anything,<br\/>\nOther than Protesting Once in a Bluemoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nComplaining\nto total Idiots who never listen,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nAbsurd and completely out of the Question,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nthe truth Is the Last Thing any wants to Hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nthere is No Honesty In or out of court!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nThey Prefer To Scream off with their heads.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\ntaking people on Faith Requires Doubt.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nonly their own Nightmares and dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nOnly Whatever They All Care To Know.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhenever\ntotal Idiots call a sow’s ear a Silk Purse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthe idiots dismiss their own Contradictions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nHate Is The Only Thing They Care To Hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nits Fashionable to shout complete nonsense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nHate, Is Such a Terrible Thing to Waste.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nThey Seldom, Have Anything Good To Say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhen\nhate is the only thing any really care about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthe Idiots Pay to hear their own damn Lies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthey debate the correct way to suck an egg!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nstanding out in a crowd remains risky.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever,\nThey All Turn Their Heads Each Day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nclowns fight over who can scream loudest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthey’ll Argue over the definition of stupid!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nhearing the sound of Roaring silence:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining nobody is complaining!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining that no one ever listens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining they’re all complaining!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining its a dog eat dog world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining about prices increasing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining, nobody can be trusted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining money buys their trust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining nobody cares anymore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining about the price of trust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ndetermined to fight to the bitter end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering,\nwondering if they’ve yet wandered!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering,\nasking people to lie to them for free!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nAware that winning feels like losing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ndebating whether anybody has won!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nthey all try to Shout over each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nthey all complain None is Listening;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nlistening to the roaring silence echo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining they Hate to complain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining about Horrible service.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\ncomplaining Jesus has yet to return!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nComplaining nothing ever changes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nblaming anyone for their problems!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nunsure which way the wind blows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nThey Warn That The Sky is Falling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nThey Warn of Armageddon Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nyelling the World has gone Insane!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nthey all shout off with their heads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nwondering why they’re shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering,\nlooking for somebody to blame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nlooking for a reason to wander!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nlook for nonexistent solutions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWandering\nmobbing the fast food joints!<br\/>\nPrevents them, from running in\ncircles!<br\/>\nScreaming and shouting hysterically!<br\/>\nHonesty, is\nsuch a lonely word,<br\/>\nEveryone… Is… So… Untrue…<br\/>\nWhen\nthe haunting dreams and nightmares,<br\/>\nOf the pecking order of the\nMindless Masses,<br\/>\nAre the only reality that most have ever\nknown.<br\/>\n(Led Zeppelin, Billy Joel)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMoney\nBrains<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nThe problem is, Socrates said, its empire\nbaby,<br\/>\nAnd this train ain’t stopping until she derails!<br\/>\nMoney\nDoes All The Driving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nEveryone Else Ducks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNobody\nIs Fucking Steering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGold\nBrick On The Gas Pedal!<br\/>\nChained to the Damned Wheel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSeat-belts\nthat resemble shackles!<br\/>\nShotgun pointed first at the driver.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoors\nthat Don’t Open welded shut!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEveryone\ncarrying A Backup weapon!<br\/>\nStill everyone fights over the best\nseats!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEveryone\nscreaming off with their heads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nScreaming Different Directions.<br\/>\nMaking good Candidates\nImpossible to find.<br\/>\nAnd the available drivers often more\nReckless!<br\/>\nWhile the banks Line up in a cue on the Beltway!<br\/>\nAs\nreality TV becomes indistinguishable from life.<br\/>\nEveryone voting\nfor whoever advertises the most,<br\/>\nThe voters distrusting anyone\nthey’ve elected.<br\/>\nAcademics are doing most of the talking,<br\/>\nBut,\naccording to their own findings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNobody\nIs Ever Really Listening!<br\/>\nA quarter of Americans still\ninsist!<br\/>\nThe Sun revolves around the Earth!<br\/>\nOver half Debate\nwords like children!<br\/>\nMoney Brains are a complete\noxymoron!<br\/>\nThat’s somehow simultaneously Redundant!<br\/>\nThe\nredundant oxymoron of money on the brain!<br\/>\nWhere every sad clown\nin this pathetic lowbrow town,<br\/>\nAlways gets paid, according to\njust how big their fat ass is!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOnly\nThe Good Die Young<\/font><br\/>\n<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThose\nWho Shovel Crap Downhill,<br\/>\nNever Require Any silly\nExcuses.<br\/>\nKeeping Interminably Long Lists!<br\/>\nOf Who Should be\nat the very Top.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\nwhom to Exclude In the Middle;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nOn Rock Bottom Of Every Heap!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nthe real enemy of my best Friend.<br\/>\nNever tolerating, any Neutral\nParties.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSeldom\ntolerate Reminders of failures.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\ntolerating Anyone’s Intolerance!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRemembering\nwho to give Crap to next.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to make your Mark in this world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to avoid anyone Stomping on you!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to Remember just when to hold Em.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to remember who to Run away from!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to remember who is Easily Distracted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to Avoid the Worst wrath of Mob Rule!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nhow to Claim Any Sanity, In this Mad World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nThose Who Still Prefer to Shovel Crap Uphill,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRemain\ntwo punch lines ahead of the competition.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEasily\nDistracting Them, With Smoke And Mirrors.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThus,\nEnsuring They Seldom See Anything Coming!<br\/>\nYou must be smarter\nthan A Damned Chicken to comprehend shoveling crap.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nsee patterns Hidden within the Madness of crap always rolling\ndownhill!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\ncomprehend why they all persist in running In Endless Circles\nScreaming!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nknow when they are more than ready and willing to attack anything\nliving.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nbe able to hear what they’re saying beneath All Their Indignant\nComplaints.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nbe able to make predictions based on their nonstop Meaningless\nComplaints!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPredicting\nwhich way the Wind Blows and which way crap will roll Downhill next.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhich\nis why only the Good Die Young whenever chickens go on memory alone.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEternally\nDwelling In The Past, Indignant Chickens Seldom Have A\nFuture!<br\/>\nSacrificing the future of their own Children in the name\nof some ideology!<br\/>\nEven their own children Abandoning everything\nthey stand for en mass!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSacrificing\ntheir personal integrity they throw All Caution to the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nButterflies\nare free but many insist on becoming Moths To the Flame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSwilling\nDown Saltwater they will all Make Themselves Throw Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBurning\nthe candle at both ends, Then Deny Igniting Any Flames!<br\/>\nFor\nreality Without dreams remains every chicken’s Nightmare!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nDreams bereft all reality are but worse liberal Fantasies!<br\/>\nStay\nawake too long your Whimpering Fools all Hallucinate!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStay\nasleep too long and their nightmares will haunt them!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHalf\nAsleep at the wheel planting both Feet In the Grave!<br\/>\nIf I Cancel\ntomorrow the Undead may thank me Today!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nI but cancel yesterday they can thank me tomorrow!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nI but close my eyes I would see the Blinding Light!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nI puncture my eardrums I would hear the Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlessed\nLiquid Courage at the Bottom of a Bottle,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMagic\nIncantations To Ward Off the Darkness.<br\/>\nTomorrow, and Tomorrow,\nand Tomorrow!<br\/>\nCreeps in this petty pace from day to day,<br\/>\nTo\nthe last syllable of recorded time;<br\/>\nAnd all our yesterdays have\nlighted fools,<br\/>\nThe way to dusty death. Out, out, brief\ncandle!<br\/>\nLife’s but a walking shadow… a poor player…<br\/>\nThat\nstruts and frets his hour upon the stage,<br\/>\nAnd, then, is heard no\nmore… It is a tale…<br\/>\nTold by an idiot, full of sound and\nfury,<br\/>\nSignifying…… Nothing.<br\/>\nFlying in the\nface of your prophets,<br\/>\nI mock all of your morality plays!<br\/>\nThe\nmoon is red, and bleeding!<br\/>\nThe sun is burnt… and\nblack!<br\/>\nThe book of life… yet silent!<br\/>\nThere Is No Turning\nBack!<br\/>\nFor any self-respecting chicken Pride goeth before the\nfall!<br\/>\nShamefully fallen from grace they roll Crap faster\ndownhill!<br\/>\nRight over their Own children and anybody else in\ntheir way!<br\/>\nLiving their own worst Nightmare while praying for a\nmiracle,<br\/>\nAnything that might save them from their own mindless\nmasses,<br\/>\nForgetting that every Ugly Duckling’s Fate is to become\nthe Swan!<br\/>\nOnly the good die young, still waiting for a tomorrow\nthat never comes!<br\/>\n(Billy Joel, Shakespeare)<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTubular\nBoob Tube Boobs<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy no one knows, how to use a stupid dictionary!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy they forever agree to disagree about agreeing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy they’ll debate, the correct way to suck an egg.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWondering\nif compulsive liars, may actually lie to themselves.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWondering\nwho are the more tubular boobs on the boob tube!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhat victory would mean to the seven blind men;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy victory goes, to the biggest liar among them!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif there ever was, any intelligent life around here!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwho are the tubular boob tube losers on the tube!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy I’ve got 13 channels of crap, to choose from.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nhow many boobs tune into all the tubular boobs!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwho are the actual losers if there are no winners.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy their grandmother, never set them straight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWonder\nif any of the flaming idiots were actually breast fed.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy the idiots, keep arguing over total bullshit.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif they’ve had an original thought in their lives!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif they’d know the truth if it bit them in the ass.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif the tubular boob tubes actually have nipples!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy all the idiots believe they know anything!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif they can plug the tube right into your brain!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwho might be, the slimiest slime on the video!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif boob tube brains could be an improvement!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif a lobotomy, would be simpler and cheaper!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy flaming idiots give a crap about bullshit.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif anybody can tell what are the commercials!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy nobody ever calls them on their bullshit.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy the idiots all repeat their own nonsense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy they debate, who is actually important!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy why so few, say what they’re thinking!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif any of them, actually has a point to make.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nif I want to know what they’re all thinking!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nhow the human species survived this long.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhere in the hell, all this might be leading.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy, they don’t know what they’re doing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy, anybody seems to care if they know.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy, boob tubes all have so many boobs!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy nobody knows what they’re doing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy they all pretend to know anything!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy there seem to be no easy answers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy there’s so much crap on the tube!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy everybody always makes a fuss!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwho are the boobs on the boob tube?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy nobody really has the answers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy, everybody keeps on shouting!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhat the hell any of it might mean!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nWhy Can’t We All Just Get Along?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy, life makes no damned sense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwho actually pays for all the crap!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nwhy the boob tube only has crap!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nWho Is The Slime On The Video?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nthere’s nobody home, but us chickens!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nConfusing\nourselves with our own shadows!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEasily\nconfused by anything anywhere we go.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPanicking,\nscreaming like a sheltered little girl!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHurting\nyourself throwing yet another tantrum!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHiding\ninside from everyone like a scared rabbit.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlaming\nanyone everything and anything handy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPanicking,\nlike a door mouse, at the drop of a hat!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHunting\npeople, like the wicked witch of the west.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHaunting\nthem all, drugging up the past yet again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJudging\neveryone and everything you can imagine!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBeating\nup everyone like the worst bully you know!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBusy\nattempting, to think your way out of each trap!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPecking\naway at everything just for something to do!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlaming\nthe Fates for the winter of your own despair!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPicky-picky,\nis just too picky for anyone who is picky!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPretending\nnothing from nothin’ ain’t somethin’ to us!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPosturing\nas if we are models and famous movie stars!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPosturing,\npondering how best to posture for posterity!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsanity\nis for little people, without any common sense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nnobody ever sells it, it can’t possibly be worth buying!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nnobody ever buys any they must be selling something!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGuilt\nis a terrible thing to waste, on a guilt ridden world!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWords\nare a waste of time when you go round in circles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPersistence\nof memory matters more with your feelings.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFantasizing\nabout meeting, the one and only right one!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFantasizing\nabout stomping your enemy into the dirt,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFantasizing\nabout becoming your own greatest hero!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPut\non my blue suede shoes as I boarded the plane!<br\/>\nAnd touched down\nin the land of the Delta Blues,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\ndrenched, in the middle of the pouring rain!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYeah,\nI got a first class ticket, but I’m as blue,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n As\nany boy or girl in the world might possibly be!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nI’m walking in Memphis…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWalking\nmy feet ten feet off of Beale!<br\/>\nWalking in Memphis! <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\ndo I really feel the way I feel?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSaw\nThe Ghost of Elvis….On Union Avenue,<br\/>\nFollowed him up to\nthe gates of Graceland,<br\/>\nThen I watched him walk right\nthrough!<br\/>\nNow security, they did not see him…<br\/>\nThey just\nhovered ’round his tomb.<br\/>\nBut, there’s a pretty little\nthing,<br\/>\nWaiting for the King,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDown\nin the Jungle Room!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWalking\nin Memphis!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\ndo I really feel the way I feel?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nI’m walking in Memphis,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWalking\nmy feet ten feet off of Beale!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNow\nMuriel plays piano,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEvery\nFriday at the Hollywood,<br\/>\nAnd they brought me down to see her,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAsked\nme if I would, do a little number,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nI sang with all my might!<br\/>\nShe said "Tell me are you a\nChristian child?"<br\/>\nAnd, I said "Ma’am, I am tonight!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Frank\nZappa, Marc Cohn)<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBig\nBird’s Big Lie Detector<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPolitics\nIs Business-As-Usual, If None Listens!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWearing\nEarplugs and Dark Shades at Night!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nPrince of Lies never opens his own eyes,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSeldom\nBothers To listen with his own ears!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\nonly liars can Reform All the Liars.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\nall Lairs Are seldom to be Trusted!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTrust\nis never to be Associated with People!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nI scream Loudest is more meaningful.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nI Say Once, twice, three times Is True!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverybody\nknows its a Dog-eat-dog world!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLoopy\ntemporal loops Avoid eating quiche.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nyou repeat a big enough lie often enough!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHumpty\nDumpty died going over the Wall!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLicking\nsome of the egg yoke off their faces,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDrooling\ndogeatdogs hump Dumpty’s legs!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLies\nare the only thing protecting any truth.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\npaying it forward is the only reward!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nmoon landings were faked with cheese!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFlourish\nof Hands Blue Smoke and Mirrors!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIdiots\nwill start to believe anything you say!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nyou merely repeat yourself often enough!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\neveryone must always lie to them!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCareful\nto put more inflection in their voice;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDefending\nThe Truth At All Cost, With Lies!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAsk\nnot what any mere truth can do for you.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nhow do you stop the truth from hurting?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDo\nthe lies hurt worse than the stupid truth?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nTruth is always about Personal sacrifice!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPatriotism\nis Voting For anyone Advertising.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nwhoever advertises the most wins!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThinking\nfor yourself only brings Confusion.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLoving\nlies make the whole world go Round!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWalmart\nlow taxes, love, Lies, and a shotgun.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBanging\nyour heads Against the Nearest wall.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRunning\nin Circles Screaming the Entire Time.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSame\nold Same old never stops going around!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThinking\nis dangerous if lies are all you know,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nonly the most contentious ever win!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEven\nremembering the Stupid Crap can be dangerous!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBullshit\nAlways leading to more of the same bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBullshit,\nstill Piling Up Higher than Mount Everest!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBullshit\nabout calling each other on their bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nIts illegal To Vote For Mickey Mouse!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nNobody Predicted the Mickey Mouse Club.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNot\na single soul predicting any of the Bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNot\na single soul had a clue what they’re doing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHollywood\nwriters could not Make this shit Up.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\npresident cut the mass media a deal on rent!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUniversities\nteaching Vaudeville History lessons.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMathematicians\nearning new Degrees in Bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJokes\nclassified as, Vital To The National Defense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLaLa\nLand has already moved to Washington DC!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFox\nNews Publishing A People’s History of the US.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to all foam at the mouth from the pulpit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to Scream Bloody murder from a stump.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to ensure you only hear what you want!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to Spout Smack using any mass media!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to Dismiss Anything anyone else says,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to point the finger of blame at others!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager they all Scream off with their heads!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\neager to dismiss anybody else’s concerns.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nwho you hate by this are you truly known!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\njust how Low you are all willing to stoop!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\nquick you are to insist you Don’t Make Mistakes!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\nfrequently you still shoot yourselves in the foot!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHis\npublic becoming Obsessed with all the Big Lies!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBig\nLies destroying the social fabric of the country.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBig\nLies threatening to Ruin the Big Bird’s career!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nBig Bird decided to buy a fancy Cellphone!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWith\nthe latest and greatest A.I. Lie Detector!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAdded\nto the formidable security features!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nShinier\nthan even irradiated Gemstones!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMore\nExpensive than Steve Job’s Watch!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNobody\ncould defeat its security system!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWith\nits unhackable quantum encryption!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nComplicated… It Was Almost Like A Real Person!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTired\nof being accused of being a commie.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBig\nBird’s Phone refused to work for liars!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBig\nBird’s phone Censored out all the liars!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWarning\nhim to never talk to stranger Liars.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nProgrammed\nto only Work if he was happy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\njudge bellowed that he was in contempt!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInformed\nhim he had no right to any privacy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\ncourt found him guilty of being unhappy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDemanded\nproof his jokes were not Classified!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDemanded\nproof he was never an evil commie!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDemanded\nProof he didn’t Know any Russians!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDemanded\nthat he unlock his sparkly cellphone!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDemanded\nproof he didn’t know Mickey Mouse!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFrightened\nby the thought of becoming a jail bird!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nBig Bird agreed to inhale laughing gas instead.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHence,\nsparing the taxpayers unnecessary expenses!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst\ncareful to avoid creating panic among his fans!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nthe phone had the latest and greatest A.I. available,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInforming\nthe judges that although he might be laughing,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nbig guy was only smiling because his heart was breaking.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCall\nsomeplace Libertarian Paradise and you can kiss it goodbye!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Eagles,\nMuppets)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nRainbows\nof Beautiful Words<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nparadox of our existence defying any attempts at explanation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWords\ncan never be false when truer words can never be spoken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe bullshit that can be spoken of is merely more bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgos\ntry to own words as if they were all just private property!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nsurrendering to our words we can set them Free at last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nbeautiful words can all defy unbalanced gravity herself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHanging\nsuspended mid-air they encourage us all to Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwords alone escape me by my merely telling the truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nour uglier words all fall straight through the floor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nmore predictable words of hate, anger, and sorrow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWill\nall return that much faster to their singular source!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nour words to Fly With the Birds they have to sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nset your words Free to speak for themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nheart alone may lend any Words new meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nhearts alone can Interpret their true Meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nI tell people if they Want their words To Sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nthey want their words to float On the Breeze!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nmust learn how to set their screams free.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nall singing is about controlled screaming.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbest Singers delighting in their screams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(As\nmuch as anything else that might come out of their mouths)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nproviding them, with new opportunities to sing something!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyour words don’t come from your heart they cannot quite sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nall of our Hearts may Sing never uttering a single sound!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nauthentic Birds gotta Fly, Fish gotta Swim!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nthe Rest Are All Born to Fall On Their Butt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nbecause they merely have nothing better to do;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nbecause they Desire it and own it for themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nSet Themselves Free Just to Do, Be, and Become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nYour Words Never Do Seem to Come Easily To You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou struggle all the time to get the words to come out.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nYou Can Never Quite Express, How You Actually Feel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPractice\nRunning Round in circles screaming and shouting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBouncing\noff one another Pretending we’re made of Rubber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRediscover\nFor Yourself, What Gentle Laughter Is All About!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nAm A Warrior Of The Rainbow, Speaking Beautiful Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwould look, act, and speak the part harmoniously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nspeak the words all wish to speak from their Heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthe best of their idiosyncratic capacity, and desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nshall fight the Truth of my words no more forever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nBeautiful Words That Can Break the Spell.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRainbow\nWarrior words being Authentic means:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSet\nyour love free and your words will follow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreeing\nyour Mind all might free their Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHonoring\nour words Setting them Free at last.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHonoring\nwords as having a life of their Own,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHonoring\nourselves hence Inspiring ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHonoring\nour words, by never clutching Them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nAs Beautiful Both Outside As In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nwho we are deep in our own Hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nallowing even God to come between Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nallowing anything to define who we are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nto become as we wish others to see us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nmerely to become all that we might be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nTo Dance Higher Upon The Stairway To Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nonly to Inspire ourselves before Others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nto help one Another set themselves free!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTestifying\nto the Triumphs of the road less taken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTestifying\nto the Rainbow Family’s Greatest Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTestifying\nto the Triumphant Power of our Voices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRighteous\nRainbow Warriors Rise To The Occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nto the occasion, add your words to our voices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nTo The Occasion Rediscover Your Own Voices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nTo The Occasion, Speak For Those Who Have No Voice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate the Power of our stupid poetry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate the Truth beyond all mortal ken;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate what each other may accomplish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate the Ugly Duckling’s good fortune.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate the songs in anyone’s loving heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nActualize!\nThe potential of our one shared Greater Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nspark of life yet abides within the mother of all voids,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nthough all my life I’ve never known if there is a God,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\ncan honestly say the only thing I know is I know nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPretty\nSurprised myself to Discover anyone is still listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ndelightfully beautiful Rainbow Warrior words within me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeautiful\nwords expressing what can never be put into words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nthe faces of God whisper promenading around me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNamaste,\nNamaste, Namaste I celebrate the universe within me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThough\nonce I was blind now I see, an amazing grace follows me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRainbows\nof beautiful words accompanying me wherever I may go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowed\nby mama’s delightful silent laughter, lilting in the distance…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHumble\nPie<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCalculators\nDon’t Have Any Real Brains,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nBrains Are Not Simple Calculators!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nAre Called a Self-organizing System!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomething\ncomputers still Can’t manage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMore\nlike a Garden than mere calculators!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nWhat we’re Rooted next to matters.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nany Sprouts require extra attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nare what you eat as much as anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nyou drink can be what you think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nyou think can be what you drunk,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nYou eat Becomes what You thunk.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nyou think becomes what you ain’t!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nenvironment and Experience shaping us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\ngenetic inheritances being quite different.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nAnything Can Feed Your Head For You.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nyou feed It yourself Becomes Everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nyou Put In Decides who you become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nyou take Out decides who you’re not!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nanything Can Influence who you become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nmuch Sleep you get can become important.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nmuch time you spend Sitting On your Brain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nmuch time you spend Staring at a Boob Tube!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nmuch Exercise you get Makes a Big Difference!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwithout any Heart who you are never did matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrains\nwithout your heart is taking a shot in the Dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrains\nrunning on auto-pilot is the Boob Tube left on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHang\nyour head because you already lost the Game!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwho we are disappears down the rabbit hole!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nbrain without a heart and a heart bereft a brain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe story of “Somewhere Over The Rainbow!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nThe Great And Powerful Wizard of Oz!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReminds\nEveryone to Be true Like Pinocchio!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nourselves One Another and mama nature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nany lights left on could be Confusing You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemaining\nas faithful as possible to our Heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nlearn how to listen to the sounds of silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwhen our own silent voice is Loudest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nhow to Listen harder to our heart’s Desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nhow to Become as Humble As Humble Pie!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nhow to laugh at ourselves again like a child!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nhow to Truly Live again inside our own skin.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nonly then could all still listen to their own heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthen may we All Know what it is that we want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nHeart sings their own uniquely Beautiful Songs.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthen can we possibly Hear what Our Hearts say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthen would we Hear what our hearts are Singing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthen may we all become humble enough to Listen,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble might we Learn to ask Questions;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are Humble might our Words mean anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble could we Recognize The Answers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble could We Hear More Than Noises!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble can our heart Sing Beautiful Songs.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble might anybody Hear us crying out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble might we accept any Real Answers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble would another Embrace our Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble Could our path Have Real Meaning,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we’re humble Could anyone Know a damned thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif humble might all wisely Choose the path they’re on.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nIf We Are Humble Can We Avoid Falling In the Ditch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif Humble might all Embrace the Paradox of Existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif humble would anybody know what humility means.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif we are humble could all Rediscover the World anew.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nwhen humble might anyone even Listen to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif humble, would Archimedes himself move the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nwhen humble might we all Learn to embrace ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif humble could anyone ever hope to learn the answers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nif humble may real answers actually have any meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nupon a time and Far Away Buddha was asked to speak!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthey begged him to speak to a crowd that had gathered;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilently\nwalking out On Stage displaying a single lotus flower.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nsome in the audience became enlightened by his Silence,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDetermined\nto follow him everywhere for the rest of their days!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDedicated\nthemselves to silently spreading his greatest message!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npurest utterance of unspeakable ignorant wisdom and virtue,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe Smallest amongst them could break the spell by Laughing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nChild within us all who can always easily laugh at Themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich our own Humanity Might Accept and embrace, or reject;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncapable\nof being rejected forever by any.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nchild of God everyone Knows they are,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nperson who is Content to be themselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nany and all words to possibly convey,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nanything modern science can quantify.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOther\nthan to say humbling to say the very least,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nbe the parading faces of Papa’s amazing grace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nJust\nSay No!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n \n<\/p>\n\nNancy\nReagan’s “Just Say No” to drugs campaign,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWas\nironic for many of the Rainbow Family hippies,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nnormally teach their children from a young age,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHow\nTo: Just Say No! That’s Not OK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nwalk away… Just Walk Away,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nNobody ever bothers to listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nCould make another Listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnless\nfirst listening To their heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou can still Find Anybody Home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nlisten to your Heart when you can.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nnone else could ever Listen for you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nno one else has the exact Same heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\ntwo can see everything the same Way.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\ntwo people Hear what is said the Same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nThree Stooges slapstick can’t compete with reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEveryone\nPoking each other in the eye and shouting louder!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nleaves everybody still around deaf, dumb, and blind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhich\nis why its flat out impossible to pop God’s Bubble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nReality Remains Stranger Than Even Steven King.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReality\nTV is a bad imitation of Professional Wrestling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nInternet Trolls, Are Always Vaudeville Rejects!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncan’t make anybody pay Attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncan’t Force anyone to pay attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nactually forces another to be loving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\ncan pressure themselves to be loving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nmay ever compel another to be loving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nis never anything mortals May Control!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nis beyond even all the modern sciences.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSee\nfor yourself if you really don’t believe it.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGo\nahead call yourself any Horrible Things.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBang\nyour head against a wall repeatedly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHopefully\na Headache is all that you get!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlame\nyourself for anything You Want.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nScream\nas loud as you can at yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nwill just make yourself go horse.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nwill merely Frustrate Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPunishing\nyourself seldom works!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nI tell Those who ask my advice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFoolish\nenough to keep on Asking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Who\nwon’t take no For an Answer!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Who\nacknowledge Stupid answers!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSave\npunishment for when it works!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSave\nmore of your carrots and sticks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBegin\nseeking out Viable alternatives.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBegin\nwith Examining The big Picture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCartoon\nlogic frequently works for me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nMost Popular Bullshit Fuzzy Logic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nClass, No Style, No Brainer Bullshit Kung Fu!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n Running\nround screaming and shouting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecome\na sweet child instead of childish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nat least they may get a little exercise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbetter Cartoons contain some Wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nBetter cartoons can make anyone think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGood\nFor their hearts as well as discovering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nExactly\nWhom Amongst Them Never Listens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nCan Pick Your Friends,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(You\ncan pick your friend’s nose if they’ll let you)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut\nnone among us ever pick and Choose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTheir\nRelatives much less who is listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nour hearts alone do all the listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nReally just allowing our hearts to listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRather\nthan everybody screaming, “I Can’t Hear You!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\ncan all suppress our internal yammering,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnore\nyour ego’s endless nonstop blathering,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill\nour Awareness itself is the heart listening.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOpen\nhearts and minds may see and hear it all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\nabiding heart puts up with All the Bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nreally listening it learns what can be ignored,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nlistening to everything it can ignore anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nallow Others who like to Fight all the time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nallow those who Never will learn to be still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nallow total idiots who don’t bother to Listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\ncome between you and your Own beating Heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nthen there will only be two of you not Listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBoth\nonly running in circles screaming and shouting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nwhich case its better if you Stop Talking altogether.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOccasionally\nits much better to stop talking altogether.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\noften best to admit you disagree about Disagreeing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho refuse to listen to their hearts refuse to hear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho complain nonstop can seldom be comforted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho Refuse to taste the sweetness taste Bitterness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho always Refuse to open their eyes see nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nrefusing To Share their words are seldom satisfied.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho Rationalize everything seldom share laughter.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho do not touch Themselves remain untouchable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho refuse to feel any warmth feel only bitter Cold.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho Refuse to ever listen have little to offer anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho never stop talking are never worth listening to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwielding words as weapons reject silence as Golden.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho seldom laugh at themselves clutch their Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nrefusing to laugh more often seldom Learn to be still.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho Laugh at everybody else always fall on their ass.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho laugh all the time never hear silent explanations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nloving Gods would ask any to undertake the impossible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nloving Gods would force everyone to all Love each other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nloving Gods ever stopped People from Loving each other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nloving Gods would command everyone to love each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnow\nthat Habits are the end of real honesty and compassion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHabits\nare the beginning of Real Suffering and total confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHabits\nare the lights left on whenever no one is Actually home;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nSay No! To Ego ever coming between you and your heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nSay No! To egos Forever goading their mindless zombies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nSay No! To egos attempting to Force everybody to listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHabits\nare one of those things you should want to minimize!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDon’t\nhang around with fools pushing more Habits on you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInstead,\nI encourage everybody to embrace Cartoon Logic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsame Bullshit Fuzzy Logic every toddler relies upon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nrun round in circles screaming and shouting for Fun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nclowning around Becoming Whosoever we desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nat least expressing some of their frustration Safely!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEmbrace\nThe Clowns and Artists We All Really Are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOccasionally\nlaughter actually is the best medicine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDo\nit in your mind if you can’t find enough room!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDo\nin your heart and your heart will sing along!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nalive can actually Tickle their own fancy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListening\nis simply another Gift we can give!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nyourself first or you’ve missed the point.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnlightenment\nbeing listening to yourself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nWord of Caution about Just Saying No!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nkilled my master Socrates merely for asking questions,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nkilled an old man for expressing a gentle sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nToday\neven the courts demand people testify against themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncan’t believe anything angry idiots say.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRegardless\nof How Persuasive They Can Be.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRegardless\nof how Big their crocodile smiles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto your Heart Instead and you’ll know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nfor the Silent Victory of the truth inside!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nfor the Silent Explanation inside and out;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nfor your heart to embrace Golden Silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnore\nany chattering Silent Voices in your head!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nwasted life cause instant karma Gonna Getcha.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLearn\nto Ignore what you know is worth ignoring!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto your heart’s acceptance and You’ll Know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto your heart and you’ll Learn how to know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nTo What Can’t Be Heard By The Human Ear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto that which is ultimately beyond all Words;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto what no one else can ever Tell you Clearly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nto the Sincere Silence within and you’ll know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nto Just Say No that’s Not OK and Walk Away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nrun as fast as you can before the crap hits the fan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMany\ncan actually think faster on their own two feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nmight be Surprised What’s possible if Necessary,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nnecessary running in circles screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUntil\nyou fall down on your knees humbled or laughing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nViolence Remains The Last Resort Of The Incompetent.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\neveryone you’ll ever Know is born to fall on their butt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho use violence more often to prove their Competence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nseldom learn to Just Say No! And walk away if none listens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNever\nlistening to the silence they seldom hear what anybody says!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHaving\njoined the swelling ranks of Babylon’s mindless walking dead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n(Isaac\nAsimov)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPearls\nof Wisdom<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPrayers\nto God in Heaven May Yet Invigorate,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n(Assuming,\nThere Is Such A Person And Place!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nWe All Possess Whatever It Is We Might Require!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nLaugh, Dance, and Sing Whenever We So Desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nJump For Joy Again Doing Own Special Dance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nlife’s blessings take you by surprise again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nLosing your shirt, health, or loved ones,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBetrayed\nby your own Heart left holding the bill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPants\ndown Ashamed with your ass hanging out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnable\nto even stand the smell of your own Farts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nyour worst nightmare follow you around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverything\nthat could ever go Wrong goes wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo-called\nfriends turn on you the first opportunity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nyour lifelong dreams disdainfully crushed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nyour Family have now chosen to disown you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nyou want to Give Up and throw in the towel.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou just feel like Curling Up in a ball on the floor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyour life begins to feel like Your own Private Hell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nlife becomes Just another burden instead of Living.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTry\nrunning in circles while screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nyour mind if you can’t get away with it anywhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThrowing\nyour arms in the air and jumping all about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBouncing\noff everything like some Cartoon character!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDodging\nand weaving to escape all the evil bad guys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCussing\nlike a sailor shaking your Fist at the heavens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPatiently\nexplaining Epistemology to the nearest wall.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBlurting\nrandom noises like a recording at high speed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPretending\nto Chase your own tail as if eager to bite it.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowling\nat the Moonlight upon a midsummer’s night!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesperately\nseeking Cover behind the smallest objects.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nfrom insidious alien-anal-probe-mind-control.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nto always cover your Ass anyway that you can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChasing\nimaginary butterflies drifting upon the breeze!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurprising\nmany when we seldom cry or become upset.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmatter how Worthless you judge another’s laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\npossessed of gentle laughter laugh more sincerely.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContributing\nthe easily amused naive charms and graces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nAny Universally Beloved Child Of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhoever\nyou are or whatever you Want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncan stand me up by the gates of Hell,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\ndespite whatever might work for you,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nknow what’s Right and I got Just one life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nknow what matters deep in my own heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nwon’t back down no I can never back down.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nI’ll keep on Laughing, singing, and dancing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\naround circles screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnjoying\nmy life all alone if that’s how it has to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwith whoever might happen to desire to join me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwithout ever needing to know how I know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGentle\nlaughter Remains one of those rare few things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreventing\nthis old world from dragging us all down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nPriceless treasures are our pearls of wisdom,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nhumor is wondrous whenever given away freely,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe only thing we know is we know nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Tom\nPetty)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPoetry\nPets<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOur\ncollective ignorance is truly stupendous!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMe,\nmyself, and I wholeheartedly agree upon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMuddy\nwaters may yet possess Untold depths!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe really Stupid Crap that can be spoken of.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nkind we all tend to Easily forgive and Forget.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nnever to be confused with the enduring bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nIs Why Our Poetry Pets,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpress\nOur Collective Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nare one thing we can agree upon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSaying\njust about everything and nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPets\nsans all the usual interminable debates!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLowest\nof Lowbrow Three Stooges Slapstick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\neach must remain true to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSaying\nnothing yet leaving nothing unsaid!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\npoetry pets prefer to roam the earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOccupying\nentirely new linguistic niches,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuietly\nStalking any library bathrooms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPoetry\npets all being cunning linguists.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnormous\nGins like the Cheshire Cat.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nMore Boxes Than Schrodinger!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nEyes Sparkle In the Daylight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreening\nand Coughing Fur Balls.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPurring\nInnocently Like a kitten.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContently\nTwitching Long Tails.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGrinning\nInanely As If They Were Harmless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPosing\nFor the Passing Tourists.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPatiently\nWait For Days On End.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPracticing\nAll Their easier Moves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBruce\nLee School Of Potty Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlinging\nZingers, With Casual Ease!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHitting\nHome With Every Big Groan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDrooling\nIdiot, Adult Potty Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTasteless\nAncient Asian Mysticism!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nJokes\nOlder, Than Even Stone Henge!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nClass, No Style, No Brainer, Bullshit Kung Fu!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nare the recognized Masters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCapable\nof slinging countless zingers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTwist\nyour Brain into a Funky pretzel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMind-bending\nmental judo and aikido.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEncourage\nYoga masters to walk away.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nRender Zen Masters Unconscious.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlinging\nBullshit with the Best of Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClueless\nas to what is considered funny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPotty\nhumor Etiquette having few rules!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\neven inspiring mass hysteria!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\ninspiring madmen and saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nEven Inspiring Schizophrenia!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\ninspiring more mindless mobs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nAncient School, Of Bull With Diarrhea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nHeard Somethings Cannot Be Unheard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSomethings\nyou only wish you could forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomethings\nyou only wish were Forgettable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nyou cross your eyes in total Disbelief;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShake\nyour Damned head and climb the walls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTurn\naround and Walk away as Fast as you can.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthere is nowhere on earth you can Run!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nthere’s No hope of ever Forgetting that one.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaving\nyou speechless and Wishing you were deaf!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nif there is still any Hope left for humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nif medicine Could Someday provide a cure.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nIf You’ll Ever Dare to Read Anything Again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nwhat you could Possibly have done to Deserve This!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nToo Well Aware There’s Just No Damned Justice In This World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurvival\nhas nothing to do with how fast you can run away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nPoetry pets are the End Of all common sense and Sanity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nthe slightest good sense and taste as well as All Reason;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nVictory\ncan only be achieved by complete and total Surrender!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nthe rubber meets the asphalt but smells even Worse.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nyou’d swear you Smell sulfur or week old dead fish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nsomething you once ate that inspired everyone to Throw Up.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGagging\nand Coughing while desperately searching for fresh air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpressing\nNo Sympathy or Compassion Whatsoever for Anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrehistoric\nPoetry Pets, Which Little Kids Still Reinvent To This Day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nremain the Self-evident Truth that even modern science can’t\ndeny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nMother Nature’s love is irresistible, but she has a wicked\nsense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nAll\nShe Wants to Do is Dance!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLady\nJustice May Not Have Always Been Legally Blind,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut,\nShe Never Forgot, How To Count All Her Change!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile,\nThey’re Reinventing The Dictionary,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning\nAll Their Bridges Upon Her Scales,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance, Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCensors\nDefining Reality, Since I Don’t Know When,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMolotov\nCocktails, The Local Drink,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do is Dance, Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nMix ‘Em Up Right, In The Kitchen Sink,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCrazy\nPeople, Walkin’ Round,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWith\nBlood In Their Eyes,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance, Dance!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWild-Eyed\nConstitution Wavers,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nAin’t Afraid To Die,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nAll She Wants To Do Is, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nAll\nShe Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nMake Romance…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShe\nCan’t Feel The Heat,<br\/>\nComin’ Off The Street……<br\/>\nShe,\nWants To Party, Ooooh!<br\/>\nShe Wants To Get Down Ooooh!<br\/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span>All\nShe Wants To Do Is… All She Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWell\nThe Government Bugged The Men’s Room,<br\/>\nIn The Legal Library\nDowntown,<br\/>\nAnd, All She\nWants To Do Is Dance, Dance!<\/font><br\/>\nTo Keep The Boys From\nSpreading,<br\/>\nAll The Fake News They Can Scrounge,<br\/>\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYeah,\nBut That Don’t Keep The Blockchain,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n From\nMakin’ A Buck Or Two…<br\/>\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do Is Dance, Dance!<\/font><br\/>\nThey Can Still Sell\nThe Russians All The Fake News They Can Use,<br\/>\nAnd,\nAll She Wants To Do Is… All She Wants To Do Is Dance!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nMake Romance……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWell,\nWe Barely Make The Airport, For The Last Plane Out…<br\/>\nAs We\nTaxied Down The Runway, I Could Hear The People Shout!<br\/>\nThey\nSaid, "Don’t Come Back Here Yankee"… But, If I Ever\nDo…<br\/>\nI’ll Bring More\nLawyers, ‘Cause All She Wants To Do, Is Dance!<\/font><br\/>\nAnd\nMake Romance… Never Mind The Heat, Comin’ Off The Street!<br\/>\nShe\nWants To Party, Ooooooh! She Wants To Get Down, Ooooooh!<br\/>\nAll\nShe Wants To Do Is, All She Wants To Do Is Dance! And make romance…<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Don\nHenley)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nExistentialist\nNightmares<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\nMy\nExistentialist Nightmares Are All So Damned Pointless!<br\/>\nStupid\nSubconscious, Poking Fun At My Conscious Mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDelighting,\nIn Watching Me Squirm, Like A Worm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nConstantly\nAttempting To Get A Rise Out Of Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPlaying\nits endless Stupid Games of peek-a-boo!<br\/>\nTake That! You\nOverbearing, Conscious Mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrying\nto Tell All the Rest of Us What To Do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nCould Also Shoot Yourself In The Foot;<br\/>\nYou May As Well Kick\nYourself In The Ass.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRound\nHere, What Comes Around Goes Around Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSometimes\nRight Back In Your Stupid Face!<br\/>\nYour doubts all transformed into\ncertainties.<br\/>\nYour Certainties Become All the less Certain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nfuture’s finally reconciled with the past!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nwarranty seems to have already expired.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\ncredit cards appear to have been rejected.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nRide, Appears To Have Left Without You.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nGolden Parachute Is Really Made Of Lead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\ndinner reservations have all been Canceled.<br\/>\nForgetting some\ndistinctions Between who we are.<br\/>\nAnd whatever we are Doing Right\nthis very moment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nwho it is we Ourselves still really desire to become!<br\/>\nRemembering\nwho it is that we all actually wish to Become.<br\/>\nWe can always\nEasily Overcome any existentialist nightmares,<br\/>\nTransforming them\ninto poetry in motion as we live our Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNow\nand Meme Frumious Bandersnacth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIf\nyou didn’t have quite the saucy mouth on you,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI’d\nswear you must have raised livestock before!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncould lead Little lambs around by the nose,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPlying\neveryone with Lumps of fruit or straw!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCoyly\ncooing at them Leading them to Stray;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrom\nthe rest of the flock, and Their Mama.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGetting\nthem into All Manner of Mischief.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nfeel like a Damn puppy Dog Drooling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nImpatiently\nAwaiting A turn at the Tit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMind\nif I sneak just a Little Tiny Taste?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nGet Down to the Business at Hand?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nFrom Nothing Ain’t Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSadistic\nMemes all slaughter Laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\ntheir own silent memesy weeping,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nPitiful Silent Wailing and Sobbing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPulling\nsemantic hairs out of their Asses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShaking\nAll over just like a leaf on a tree!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGrinding\naway at their nonexistent teeth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nBawling their Eyes out as they Smile!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemes\nbeing just a totally made up word.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\ntotal fabrication without Clear meaning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInvented\nby someone who is not a linguist!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\ncan mean whatever you want it to mean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNonsense\nwords mean whatever you want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nflaming idiots to invent their own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nmilitant atheist playing with some words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMilitant\natheists Enjoying making up words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nthey can ramble without saying anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nthey have an excuse to Spout any rhetoric;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEncouraging\nanyone to argue over any words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThinking\nmaking up Words changes anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHoping\ntheir fighting can give words meaning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHoping\nmaking up words could Change reality.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwithout any context Words are Gibberish.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nWithout Love Any Content’s Meaningless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWords\nare no More Trustworthy than are people.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBabylonians\nSeldom really Trust their dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nIs Why Babylonians, Distrust Each Other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nmemes they just Say they Mean something!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nthey really mean Anything whatsoever.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nMemes They Speak Their Own Languages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nWords Don’t Matter, Without a Dictionary.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemes\nAre Supposed to Be Evolutionary Yet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWords\nDepend Upon Each Other To Evolve!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nidiots reject their own dictionaries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nvalue all the words they use Equally!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nown egos may go to work in Overtime.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nJokes are just harder to get than others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nwords are only egos forever mocking us,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nwords are obviously not worth repeating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\ninsisting they alone give words Meaning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nWords are merely tools for everyone To use.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\ncussing out the very same tools they all Use,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe Greater Context is what Gives Meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nword just Keeps Changing with any context.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nchanging contexts keep confusing the Clueless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEspecially\nif Nobody was really trying to be Funny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNevermind\nWhat Was Meme Saying About Memes?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat’s\nMy Meme and No Meme Can Prove Me Wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nmy meme is that all memes aren’t even Wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeaningless\nGibberish can never be called wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nmemsy were the Borogroves and mome raths,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNow\nthere’s a Meme you can Deposit In a Bank!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nmeme is memes are but meaningless words,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChatter\nof monkeys forever searching for food,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSearching\nfor the way to give words meaning,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nnone of them trust their dictionaries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKind\nof another popular Fashion statement!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWord\nsalad or possibly a newer mysticism!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nits best to remain silent now and meme!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nPeople Need To Evolve Instead Of Our Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsisting\non re-writing every Dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nnone of them trust dictionaries.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nonly Contain common definitions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAsk\nnot what a meme may do for you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwhat can you do for your memes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemes\nare always friends to the end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBad\nmemes gonna getcha in the end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstant\nkarma kills any bad memes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ntruth always decides meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTwas\nbrillig, and the slithy toves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDid\ngyre and gimble in the wabe:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nmemsy were the borogoves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthe mome raths outgrabe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n"Beware\nthe Jabberwock, my son!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\njaws that bite, the claws that catch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeware,\nthe Jubjub bird and shun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFrumious Bandersnatch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTry\nrepeating that now and meme,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeveral\ntimes in a row real fast,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll,\nWithin The Same Breath!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGirl That I Love Sure Can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nmissing a single syllable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nconfused what they mean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ncurious what they all mean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nthe words are gobbledygook.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs,\nshe shoves her tongue, in my cheek!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nMeme, That Never Made a Lick of Sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTongue\nin cheek acquiring entirely new meaning in French!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSweet\nsilent memeorable memefilled music, to my ears!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\na few other evolutionary memes, one can hope!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nhave something meaningful, to say about language!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich,\nsooner or later, will always take on a life of its own!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMay\nthe Road Rise to Meet You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMay\nthe path lie down before you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nthe Wind be ever at your back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nthe sun forever Grace your face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nyour tears be filled with laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nyour dreams inspire greater deeds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\ngravity only put spring in your step.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nyou find your own road less traveled,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nuntil our Paths might Cross yet Again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMay\nGod cradle you in the palm of his hand.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Irish\nBlessing)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nMemory of God<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThose\nAmongst Us, Who’re Closest To God,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nhave the fewest desires for themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nfor themselves that elegant simplicity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nBe Quite Enchantingly Beautiful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nTouch us in ways few things can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nbe ever so delightfully Intriguing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nbe ever so deliciously Bewitching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npriceless expression on a newborn.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\never learning how to even smile;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\never comprehending what it sees.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nEver Doing A Single Thing At All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNaive\ngrace of the toddler reminding me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncannot be remembered or forgotten!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\ntheir Awareness of the context.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHolding\nme Spellbound clutching nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTouching\nme deepest while doing nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFathomless\neyes, deeper than any blue sea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nnothing spellbound in wonderment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nnothing still moving me profoundly.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nnothing tiny heart bending the most.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSpark Inside All Brilliant Light without.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nair we breath and path beneath our feet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngreat wide open Swaddling our dreams.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFamiliar\nSilence echoing Lost in the distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRaising\nOur Sights Never Opening Our Eyes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting\nwho we are in the great big World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTaking\nit all in never Knowing what it means.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClueless\nabout accomplishing Anything at all.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTotally\nOblivious yet Accomplishing so much.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSheer\nwonderment at becoming a part of it all.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nin circles all screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalling\ndown on our ass laughing hysterically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJumping\nall about whilst howling at the moon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChasing\nour Tails as if attempting to Bite them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinally\nrolling on the Ground totally hysterical.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nall newborns wondrous elegant simplicity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorant\nwisdom triumphant within the silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorant\nVirtue Shinning all the more brilliantly.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nShadows Abide the greater presence of light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nevery opportunity to Dance yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPossessing\na disarmingly naive charming humility!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFading\nforever within the horizon of God’s Memory.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAmusing\nthemselves in peaceful carefree Contentment,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting\nof whatever their Fates Would Bring them next!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\ntheir private dance bursting into poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nActualizing,\neach tiny mote of awareness they might yet muster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nthe greater context of the truth of all our feeble awareness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUltimate\ntruth is never to be fully comprehended by mortal man;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nappreciated Socrates said in all the myriad good things,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nfor the surprises they bring in whatever comes our way.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nthe light within,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSmiling\nwith my entire body,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npath lays down before me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing,\nthe soles of my feet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMessaging\ncaresses plying them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStrange\nsensation of recognition!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif, upon taking a familiar step!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif having gone this way before.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMother\nnature embracing me back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUrging\nme on, to take another step!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nadoring path caressing my feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nBegging Me To Dance Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUniversal\nChoir Enjoins Me To Sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrom\neverywhere and also nowhere.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nraise up my voice, to the heavens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemories\nof what is never forgotten,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPleasant\nJuxtaposition of Harmonies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTime\nslowing within the rock of ages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilent\nvoices laughing in the distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\ndance within their darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSparkling\nair accompanies each move;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemories,\nOf What All Might Only Live!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nCaresses\nMy Skin As If It Were a Lover!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRays\nof Light Dancing Fairies Mid-air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTwinkling\nMotes, of Blissful Awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nenveloping the dancing Light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight dances thrilled by their Touch;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEver\nso gently seducing my Weary soul!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEver\nso tenderly calling me home Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npath first Tread upon long, long ago!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsing\nDeliciously Lightest of All Footsteps!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nthe ancient Humble children of earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nthe time before time ever even existed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nhorizons all vanishing in the sunset.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBoundless\nUnknown frames of reference!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto be found down at the sunset grill.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDreams\nBeyond the Wildest Imagination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAwareness\nbeyond any words to express!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConcepts\nbeyond any and all mortal men;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearing\nsilent laughter, knowing nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWonder\nRemains The Beginning of All Wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscovering\nnew dimensions without end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ninvisible world around us, and within!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing,\nthe only thing I know is nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurrounding\nwarmth of inner contentment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeeling\nconnected to All that surrounds me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumbly\nembracing any Foolish uncertainty.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nof Passing Changes In the Seasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOblivious\nto the March of Time ever onward.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLong\nsince forgotten requiem of a long lost lullaby.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSwan soars to ever greater heights within!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\npulse surging, as its heart begins throbbing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpreading\nits wings to test the ravaging winds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRaising\nits head to gaze on swift moving clouds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOverwhelming\njoy just to do what its born to do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nElated\nby the thought of spreading its own wings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRejecting\nthe idea the gusting winds can ground it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nvagaries in the Weather can become limitations,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmere Gusts of wind intimidate a powerful swan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlying\nabove the water the swan leaping into the Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nnothing but blue skies upon the great wide open,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaving\nthe earth behind never bothering to look back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nlighter and stronger with each Beat of wings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEffortlessly\nrising above Storm clouds upon the horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfuture remains wide open for a Rebel Without a Clue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContent\nto build castles in the sand with the tide rolling in.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTotally\nOblivious none yet stands against the incoming tide.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nas the setting sun on the horizon never sees our darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFuture’s so bright the swan has to don sunblock and shades!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReflecting\nthe memory of God Above in all the good things below,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlluringly\nsmooth baby butts can entice but often hide their poopies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nVirtue<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nVirtue, Is Its Own Reward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nhave completely Clueless friends!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust First Be Clueless Ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Be Clueless, we are clueless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust be clueless What Clueless is!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\naround our three ring circus!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\naround in epic clown shoes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWading\nthrough the Bullshit hip Deep!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDucking\nAs Low As It’s Still Possible To Go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nthe Moonwalk, Waddling Like a Duck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDodging\nthe Worst Crap going ’round.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nwe’ve really hit Rock bottom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nif there was ever such a thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEveryone\nstumbles upon the path of life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEveryone\nfalls hard once in a great while.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nfew of us master landing on their Ass.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nof us master learning how to Recover!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nof us Master Knowing how to bumble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nmaster learning how to fall Unharmed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBouncing\noff the floors as if made of rubber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJumping\nright back up onto their Feet again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nreally becoming all that tired or Sore.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nbecoming too grumpy or badly upset!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nTiny tots who can all fall a bazillion times.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nthem actually losing their momentum!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nEnergizer bunnies they just keep on going.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\never Losing their tempers for very long!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nthey seldom ever land on their ass hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nhurt themselves bad like some Big Babies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfoolish enough to Throw temper tantrums.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfoolish enough to waste good times crying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nhonest about Themselves and all the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nAlways take much better care of themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually\navoiding making any bad situation worse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContending\nwith no one none contends with them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\ntheir own thing they can Easily find friends.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nare among the First to profess their ignorance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually\njust preferring to Mind their own Business!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nmay be the first to desire to make any amends!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nso utterly transparent it boggles the imagination.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nbaffled, they can’t distinguish reality from fiction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSuch\nterrible liars they couldn’t sell water in a desert.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nmerely seem to just want to help or to be happy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nchildren can become altogether much too eager!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\neverything they can think of to make it happen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nonly adds to their formidable enduring charms.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWrapping\nalmost everyone around their little Fingers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nmay charm the pants Off the meanest of snakes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nfew seriously ever doubt their genuine sincerity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\ncharming they’ll become the center of Attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\ncompellingly authentic they’ll Move the world;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\ntrusting they’ll believe almost everything said!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwonder is the beginning of all wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSensually\nreveling shitting in their own diapers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBlurting\nzingers about everything and nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSticking\nanything in their mouths, that will fit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nhard work to be the path to success!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPuzzled,\nover what is work and what is play.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPuzzled,\nhow to do so many different things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiligence\nand perseverance……….Priceless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\noptimistic about almost anything,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPositive\nthat Happiness just comes for free;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReally\njust Wanting everyone to be happy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nthe fewest things for themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\ngreat treasure can be a speck of lint.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nknowing very little about the world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nalmost nothing about nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nknowing so much about themselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfeelings will never Confuse them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemaining\nin touch with their feelings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nseem to know what is important;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nwhat matters the most!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nremain among the most blessed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSleeping\nwith peaceful contentment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nin many of the noisiest places!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\naimlessly along the way;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nworld is their playground, yet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nwill play with simple things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nthings actually bother them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEveryone\nwatches out for them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsmallest, angels and saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nown heaven sent cherubs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost virtuous, of anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHiding\npoop in their diapers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndumbest, in some ways,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nlike sweet baby James.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(James\nTaylor)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nForever\nYoung<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEach\nOf Us Enters Into This World Knowing,<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nExactly\nWhat Our Love Really Means to Us.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nRemains True to the unspoken truth!<br\/>\nLove Remains the Ultimate\nAuthenticity.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nnever Bothers, With Justifications!<br\/>\nLove never Bothers With\nDistinctions!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nSucks when there ain’t enough!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nStinks, when few ever share it.<br\/>\nLove is quite often,\nIndiscriminate!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nhappens behind the bushes!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nMakes, Even The Sun Shine!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nMakes The World Go Round,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nBlossoms Forever Young!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nKnows, No Boundary.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nMakes Us All Grateful!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nDefies All Expectations.<br\/>\nLove is Joy but joy is not love!<br\/>\nLove\nis Life but life is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Hot but heat is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nIs Sexy but sex is not Love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis true but Truth is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nIs two, But two are not Love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis more But More Is Not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Humble but less Is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Free but freedom is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nabides but To Abide is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nasserts but love is Never Forced!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis wealth But riches are not Love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Fun but amusement is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nTempts but temptation is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nIs Sweet but sweets are never love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis all you need but need is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Giving but generosity Is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\ngoes beyond but beyond is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis surprising but novelty is not Love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis Engaging but attention is not Love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis inspired but Inspiration is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nlays down but lying down is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis content but contentment is not love!<br\/>\nLove is enduring, but\nendurance is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis accepting, but acceptance is not love!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\ncommands but to command is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis thrilling but cheap thrills are not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis a dream but our fantasies are not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis creative but getting creative is not love!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis priceless but cannot be bought and sold!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\nRequiring A Reason Love Lends Meaning!<br\/>\nFor Love Remains the One\nGreater Exultant Truth!<br\/>\nLove is what inspires us all to Live out\nour Dreams!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nreally is what makes the world go round again!<br\/>\nIn bending the\nmost, the tiniest heart bends time itself,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nbending the most, the smallest may move mountains!<br\/>\nHarmoniously\nembracing, every possible past and future!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nneither love nor harmony are yet constrained by reason!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nForever\nyoung, wild roses blossom in the cracks of sidewalks!<br\/>\nEnsuring\nlove springs eternal in the hearts of fools everywhere.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nmore in the name of love? Enough love to move the world!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLove\nis never-ending Childhood’s End every Child of God comprehends!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\neach Ugly Duckling must rise above themselves and become the swan!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDiscovering\nthe fountain of youth, learning how to love ourselves properly!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBring\nMe a Higher Love<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIn\nmany duets falling on your ass gracefully,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCounts\nfor extra points and sparkling laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nlesson being that anything becomes a blessing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nYou Really Love People,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nYou Really Care About Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nyou Desire to Love them more,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou only Desire to see them Happy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou Wish to see them all Smile again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou desire To Give, whatever you can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou hope to enjoy, More Time together!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou Want them To Feel, just like you do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Want To Let, The Good Times Roll!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nsometimes, we have Yet to really learn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nmeans more to US, than anything else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nshould we Give, More of our attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nmight we all Try Harder to accomplish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nis it we wish, to Spend More energy on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nshould we spend our Time dwelling on.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we all prefer to Deal With Ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we desire, to Dedicate Time to doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we seldom wish others To Deal With!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we really prefer to do with Our Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nshould remain at the Top of our Agenda!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo We Desire we had a lot more time for!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we really enjoy Spending Time Doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo you wish to be Doing More of instead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ncan Really be more Worthwhile to others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo We appreciate, more than most things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nMight We Really Happen To Still Hold Dearest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ncan really bring more smiles to any faces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nembodies, that which we value above all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we really value above everything else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\ndo we want to encourage, in our own life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nwho and what to avoid or ignore altogether!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAny\nanxious inner voices, frequently, better ignored,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAngry\ninner voices, often better for us to keep in check!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nTruer Silence of Inner Peace, attending their absence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnswering\nthe call, yet again, to Dance to our silent music;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nour own silent voice becomes the Loudest in the room!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nwe choose to pay attention, to our own Truth,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nloudest voice of all coming from the human heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nmost profound silence of all, a Hidden Treasure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSinging\nwith unrestrained sincerity and conviction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDancing\nTo The Music of Our Unchained Melody,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSpeaking\nin tongues only our hearts understand!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDancing\nto rhythms only our feet comprehend,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMetaphors\nfor mama’s all encompassing love.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThink\nabout it…. there must be higher love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHidden\nin your heart, or in the stars above.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nit..….. life’s but wasted time….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLook\ninside your heart, I’ll look inside mine.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThings\nlook so… bad… everywhere,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nthis whole world what is fair?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nwalk blindly… trying to see,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFalling\nbehind in what could be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBring\nme a higher love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBring\nme a higher love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBring\nme a higher love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere’s\nthat higher love I’ve been thinking of?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLet\nus rise above on a higher love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwill wait for it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’m\nnot too late for it.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUntil\nthen, I’ll sing my song,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\ncheer the night along.<br\/>\n(Steve Winwood)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nAlright If You Hate Me!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nalright if you hate me, it’s alright if you don’t.<br\/>\nI’m not\nafraid of you runnin’ away honey,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTwenty\nbucks says you won’t…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere\nain’t no use in pretending!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNo\nsense, in our trying to deny it!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nthe one thing you can’t hide,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nwhenever you’re Crippled inside!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUnable\nto Just Saying No to yourself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUnable\nto admit who’s in charge here.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPersonal\ncredit rating Down the Toilet!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUncertain\nhow you don’t trust yourself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUncertain\nif you can even trust Yourself!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHeartache\nyet dogging you at every turn!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHaunted\npast Foreshadowing your future.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSomething\ninside of you is feeling like I do,<br\/>\nWe’ve\nSaid All There Is To Say!!!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBaby,\nBreakdown, go ahead and give it to me!<br\/>\nBreakdown honey take me\nthrough the night!<br\/>\nBreakdown I’m standing here, can’t you\nsee,<br\/>\nBreakdown, it’s all right…… It’s all right!<br\/>\nIt’s\nall right, you can hate me in the morning.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Tom\nPetty)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMindless\nRhetoric<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMindless\nrhetoric ceaseless chatter,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMock\nmock mockery, of mockery,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMocking\nEchoes Lost to the Void.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nwelcome, unless unheard,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nuninvited, long unheard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ncan be ignored, for long,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ngranting anyone peace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCreating\nendless distractions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlattering,\nMe, Myself, and I!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpouting\ncrap, none believe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto mock us, yet again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProvide\nconstant company!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nall the more unwelcome.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaunting\nus, to our grave.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nlisten, to anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefuse,\nto stop babbling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\neternally, chattering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBullshit\nno one believes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOver\nnothing particular!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust,\nmeaningless noises!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nmore gobbledygook!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTotally\nmeaningless, crap.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nsmall babies playing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\na herd forever braying,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBirds,\nperpetually singing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDogs,\nall enjoying barking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCats\nyowling at each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrickets,\neternally chirping!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGuinea\nhens all advertising!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nso many hens, clucking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike,\nnoisy roosters crowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMonkeys,\nalways screeching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeacocks\nkeeping you awake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople,\nconstantly screaming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\na brain, in their head!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting,\nover who is fighting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nof any actual awareness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nhearing themselves talk!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShouting\nover who is shouting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFoolishly\nwandering anywhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ncaring about their future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\never really being home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nof what’s around them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nof anything happening,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\naware, what they’re doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nwondering, who they are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nthey are all still unaware;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\none clue, where they are going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nanything done may mean,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nanything could ever mean.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnconscious\npecking and scratching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnconsciously\nbobbing and weaving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCackling,\nwhile talking to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\ncareful, to appear to look busy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nto strut like a bad rooster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nto all sound so convincing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nto act even more indignant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nto glare at everyone around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering,\nto not turn your back again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nto watch one another’s, next move!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nwithout any thought, in their brain;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMany\nfrightened, by their own shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nmy own personal advice to others,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRather\nthan boxing their own shadow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnderstandably\nmore often than not,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowever\nthings happen to turn out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever,\nturns out to be the case!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhoever\nhappens to be listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThis\nreflects, my stupid opinions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nMaster Socrates would tell me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe’s\nthe last person to teach anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone,\ncould ever pay him for talking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncould pay him, for any opinions,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nnever could, teach anyone anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere’s\njust no way, to make some listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nhimself, never any good at it anyway,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nhimself unable, to make anyone listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\nmerely learn, whatever they desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\nonly see, whatever they want to see!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\nmerely hear, what they wish to hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nis important, abides forever within all;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nhe could do, is encourage them to think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nwithout any acceptance in your heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThinking\nis all but completely impossible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nhearts must all listen to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nthey can accept everything else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nthe reason why the only advice,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nI normally prefer to offer at all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhoever\nit is they might actually be,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nfriends, family, and neighbors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nodd casual stranger I might meet,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nknow, whoever seems to desire it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Whoever\nwon’t take no for an answer!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nto nonchalantly humorously suggest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\napply Cartoon Logic, to everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfuzzier, Indeterminate Bullshit kind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\ninsist our world conform to reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\ninsist, that everything makes sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nworks for me I say yet few ever apply it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDespite\neveryone almost always, agreeing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nall any has to do, is to stop insisting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nall they ever need do is be irrational.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nall they ever have to do is just let go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nall they have to do is have some fun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBouncing\noff walls, just for the hell of it all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nsimply to hear themselves laugh!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nround circles, just for the fun of it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrawling\nafter, any dust bunnies and bugs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaping\nall around, as if chasing butterflies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChasing\nyour own tail as if a dog with fleas!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowling\nat the moon like a total loonytoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTripping\nand falling, over your own two feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\nall over the place on your own butt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nto never fall hard or get seriously hurt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nof everybody else, in the room with us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJumping\nright back up with a grin, just to do it all over again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nDon’t Forget the Most Important Part of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan’t\nforget the most critical aspect, of cartoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKeep\ntrying to figure it out, if that doesn’t work!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nlaugh at any punch lines, you’ll figure it out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nlaughing, you’ll find out who you want to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFind\nyourself, and discover the wonderment of life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFind\nyourself, and then discover who you really are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKeep\nlaughing at jokes until you discover your truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEventually,\nanybody will fall down upon their knees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nwhosoever you desire to be in the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nhumbled, or rolling across the floor, hysterical!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPerhaps\nthe hero of your own, Ugly Duckling dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nby relaxing and trying to have fun as ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nfigure that running in circles, using our autopilot,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nsafer than countless, other popular alternatives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\naddition, to being healthier for an ailing heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBesides\nbeing seriously endorsed, by the AMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\ncapable of laughing gently at ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nall the usual, sarcasm and mockery,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEncouraging\nall our friends, to laugh along,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\npreferable to ever really hurting anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreferable\nto anyone hurting all the time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nmy neighbors, yell at me less often;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCalling\nthe cops much less frequently!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\ninstead of, running and screaming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\npretend I can play guitar and sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nneeding to take any lessons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nworried about how bad I am!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nworried, what they think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\naround my apartment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\nnaked as a jay bird!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnable,\nto read my own mind,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI’m\nnever quite sure if I’m singing or screaming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\nMaking\nmindless rhetoric, a thing of the past!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShadow\nBlind Vision<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShadows\nlinger of that which No Longer Exists;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTestifying\nto what has long Since Disappeared!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\na name forever Remains Unchanged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nA Purpose Still Possesses Direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nMeaning, Yet Clarifies Everything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIlluminating\nDark Shadows, In My Mind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCaressing\nSilence, Touching Each Note!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nCan’t Exist Still Somehow Does.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPursuing\na River of Tears Lost at Sea.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncan’t be revealed reveals itself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSparkling\nLight, Filling My Vision!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilent\nFireworks Go Off Endlessly,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRevel\nCeaselessly in Wonderment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEons\nafter my having closed them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoing\noff endlessly as if a holiday;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nof what might arise next!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware,\nIf That Means Anything,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiaspora\nof lilting singsong voices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nany threshold of Sensation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nany and All comprehension.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nRaggedy edges of awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nenthralling me with Blind Visions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nDreams, Beyond Imagination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nPanoramas That The Blind Might See.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nSounds Beyond the Range of Hearing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsensations mere Words can’t Describe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nResonances that abound with new life;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nthoughts Beyond mere Words to relay!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nconcepts no mere mortal would Grasp!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsilent melodies which remain unheard,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsubtle nuances escaping consciousness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nRoaring Silence, Awakening Our Dead.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nvast dry oceans beyond the setting sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nLanguid rivers of amorphous shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\npoems recited merely Muttering words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nevanescence enveloped in All Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nStill dances performed without Moving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInvisible\npresences lurking in quiet depths!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuieter\nSilence enveloping the white noise.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlumbering\ndormant forms on tranquil fog!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\napparitions Haunting one another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nwaters of life come alive of themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnbound\nhorizons Lost within distant haze!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\na Stupor specters awaken to their Dreams,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nAll Substance Still Wandering Forever.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nWhat Stubbornly Remains Unknown!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nWhatever Science Might Yet Discover.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\na Tree Falls in The Forest and None Hears It!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndeaf may still hear that which is important.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe blind can see the warmth of the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost unconscious can always be awakened!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost overwhelmed may yet still be touched!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlame may all still walk the road less traveled;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndead would once again watch the setting sun.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilently\nlingering Between The Notes of the music!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilently\nLingering between the corners of my mind,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSheer\nPoetry In Motion, Our Entire Universe Shares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGolden\nSilence Attending The Victory of The Silence;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\nInvisible Moonbeams Still Rapture the Blind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilent\nMelodies Playing Only For the Ears of The Deaf.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nAll abiding the Relentless passage of eternity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nGranting Everyone, Everything And Nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nnever putting up, any kind of Real Resistance;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nForever Surrendering To The Truth All Share.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\na Memory we can see In Complete Darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgotten\nmemories of what escapes our imagination.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgotten\nmemories, of what escapes our attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInvisible\nMemories, Pointing the Way Into the Light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBubbling\nBabbling Brook Fanning The Eternal Flames!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing,\nTo The Haunting Melody Between The Notes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nBlooming Hot Springs Still Igniting The Flames!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nKindling\nAll Creation, Awareness, and Destruction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nUnchained\nsilent laughter lingers in the distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherever\nephemeral properties of lowly matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherever\nthoughts of past, present, and future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCoalesce\ninside the nexus of unbound eternity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTime\nabides acquiescing to savor the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnothing will happen until its return.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nEverything awaits its appointment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nVague inside relativistic horizons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPatiently\nawaits the slightest hint of change.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPatiently\nAttentive To Our Slightest Desire.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStupendous\nDreamscape Metamorphoses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwans\nall transform Into Ugly Ducklings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArising\nfrom the Water into the Sunlight,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadow\nBlind Vision following the light,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nconflated With Second Sight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nconfused with mere dreams,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nconfused with the darkness;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nconflated with all madness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfusing\nany memory with Thought!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nwhat is occurring is memory.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether such Distinctions Matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nthe past awaiting our future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpside\ndown inside out and twisted.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\ndepends on who you might ask!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInside\nEinstein’s relativistic universe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInside\nthe void of my own ignorance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nforever within a memory of God.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomewhere\nover the colorful rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nvoice irresistibly imploring me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nmore of my blind visionary artwork!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstincts\nall arousing the swan within me;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsights\ninto that which remains undreamt.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nImploring\nme to make her look all beautiful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInnocently\ngiggling from beneath her blanket!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nme she squirms laughing delightfully.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInviting\nme to come play with her, all over again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nremind her if she wants we can make yet another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBehind\nAn Open Door… There Lies A Million More…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClarice\nlay down your mind… its there just hard to find.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollow\nme… as we wind our way…… away…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTime\nis coming soon… I’ll find you…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n(America)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAmazing\nGrace<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMy\nblind brother sees just as clearly,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthose with better eyesight, ever see,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nhe sees, that which is not seen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAmazing\ngrace always comforting him,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nall the rest of his days and beyond.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nassures me angels watch over him,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\ndespite being totally agnostic,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nreally and truly, do believe him;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nknown a few, in my time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nmet some of them, myself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nwitnessed, a few in action!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nI tell people you always know,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nGod, our Truth, or nature;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhatever you might like to call it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBegins\ntalking to you Boys and Girls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nyou need to pay more attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nyakking and pay more attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlap\na little cold water upon your face.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWake\nup and smell the coffee brewing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFocus\nmore, on whatever is happening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttentive\nto the more pregnant silences!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthanks and praise to Mama and Papa!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthanks and Praise for Great Loving truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nknow bereft Heart Our Truth is meaningless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nKnow the Sweet Scent of Their Own Wild Roses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nlong last the Bitter Cold Winter Snow Has Retreated!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nlong last Sweet Cleansing Spring Rains grace our world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSweet\nRains Falling on Wild Roses Blooming In the Desert!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nagain the Waters of Life reanimate my entire world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nassure him that my eyes are his for the rest of his days,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif he were one of my own much beloved brothers;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExplaining\nthat he is the man the rock in my life,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none who I depend on.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nsay I am often humble,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nit never really feels that way around him,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nI cannot do other than to just be myself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting\nthat I know, that the only thing I know,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeans\nI often know nothing except:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nCalls And Papa Is My Rock!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nI’m aware of amazing grace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAlice\nin Wonderland<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHair\nTrailing Whipping Up The Breeze!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nScattering\nRainbows in Her Long Wake,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nSoars High Over Her Wonderland!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCircling\nover a Deep Blue event horizon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurveying\nthe Bounty of a Fertile Valley!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nResplendent\nWith all manner of animals.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLush\nwith a variety of Abundant Foliage,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOld\ngrowth forests of noble oak and pine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPastoral\ndioramas of Peaceful Tranquility!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeandering\nsomewhere over the rainbow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nSomewhere Within a Memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomeplace\npast lost boys NeverNever land!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nAlone, Knows All the Long Lost Secrets.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone may stare into the heart of the sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone sees what eyes alone can never see!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNavigating\nBlind Within the Memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ninfinity and beyond deeper event horizons,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nknown dark territory On The Far Side!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\nGenuine Child of the Virgin Valley Below.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nalone can go, wherever her mother can go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nAlone Dwells in Everyplace Simultaneously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone, Takes the Road less traveled by others.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone knows the location of Hidden Treasure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nTime Itself may sometimes stand very still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nOblivion Changes everything in an Instant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\ndown can become just Another Distraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nAny direction your heart leads becomes up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nJuxtapositions in every Recursion converge!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nshApeS and SIZES Can All Become Relative.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe paradox of existence reveals Deep Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nparallel lines constantly converge Diverging.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nWhat you Don’t Know becomes Important.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhat you never knew Becomes Significant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhat You Discover you know is Ignorance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhat you didn’t think Is often the question.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhat you know All turns out to be Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhatever you avoid Can Become of Import.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhatever you perceive remains Mysterious.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nwhat you Never did do Becomes Important!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherein\nA Plethora, Of Curiouser Caricatures Dwell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nWhat in Hell we might be Accomplishing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhy\neverybody sparkles the harder any Bullshit Flies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nif there’s still some sort of Actual Opening.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nIf Rabbit Holes Come With a Rock Bottom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\neight root metaphors hold keys to Heaven’s Gates;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nDesires to peek behind the curtain at the Wizard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSee\nwho it is, that has their Finger on all of the Buttons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nfirst gathering all the Keys to Heaven’s Pearly Gates!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nhelp from her Companion the Wu Li Master Rider!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHoping\nto Discover The Secrets to All Heaven and Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSecrets\nSo Fantastic, Even Our Blind, Deaf, and Overcome!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWould\nSee, Hear, And Feel The One True Love, Emanating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndragon alone possesses the ignorant virtue to,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnswer\nthe wild call, of her mama nature’s pleasure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAbiding\nat the end of the road less traveled by anybody!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAbiding,\nwhere its possible to forget to remember to forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAbiding,\nwhere Gravity’s Rainbow yet begins and ends again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAbiding\nwhere all can clearly see the entire stairway to heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAbiding\nwhere only the great Fractal Dragon might ever enter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArousing\nemotions no mere mortal heart may ever withstand!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice’s\nillustrious ignorant virtue embodies poetry in motion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nshe is the all powerful Avatar of Mother Nature herself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ngoes before Mother Nature, without seeing her first!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ngoes before her Father, without seeing her mother!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPossessing\nher mother’s Truly Warped sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nher words never make the slightest sense at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwho always seems to know but not quite know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwho cannot forget how to remember to forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone may be in two places at the same time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nalone knows, whatever she needs to know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nEternally Dwelling, Within Her Own Skin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnows\nwhat she needs to No in the present!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwhich way is UP in a black hole!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLegendary Rainbow Fractal Dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwhom none can ever hope to defy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond,\nmere mortal comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKindling\nthe flames of all knowledge!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nvoid of our ignorance within you,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nMother of All voids is her mother!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost revered ancient virgin valley.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\npowerful avatar of our mama nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nis Her Mother’s Beloved Daughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSpark Inside all which can never die.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nabiding Wonderment in our moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nKindling Curiosity and Wonder!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeginning\nof the end, of all space and time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeginning\nof the End of Gravity’s Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorant\nvirtue Espouses elegant Simplicity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRainbow\nWarriors Following Her Rainbows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nRainbows All Follow Rainbow Warriors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity’s\nRainbow dwells in everyone’s heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInvincible\npeaceful warriors ride the rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nrainbows, simultaneously in many places!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nRainbows Inspire, Everything In Creation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nRainbows Empower The Rainbow Nation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwho brings color to all Light and Darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwho’s virtue embodies all poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMother\nNature being the one she adores all day;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPapa\nshines his Truth upon his idolized favorite!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ncolors of the Rainbow yet bewitch the world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nPromise from her father Of the Waters of life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice’s\nRainbows Illuminate, The Pale Full Moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeloved\nby her father she’s her mother’s daughter,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeloved\nby her mother, she is faithful to her father!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nnever fails to guide her in the worst of storms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nrock of Ages brilliantly llluminates the rainbow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost beautiful of all Hides her true face from us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMother\nand daughter both hiding their faces from us,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nforever peering deep within the memory of God,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nSeeking the Keys, to the Gateway to Paradise;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShyly\nplays peek-a-boo, with everything in the universe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nImpish Q-Pid Often Plays With the Arrow of Time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nAlice alone knows the hidden secrets of the rabbit hole,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\neven Q-Pid’s arrows, are powerless to stop the dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Chinese\nFairytale, Wizard of Oz, Louis Carroll, Star Trek)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBliss\nBunnies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nDon’t\nWorry Just Be Happy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nmakes you Feel bad,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeave\nalone at a Good distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhatever\nmakes you feel Better,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMay\nwe all Embrace as a friend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nwhere Life may lead.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nignorant wisdom and virtue,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\nOld Forks in the Road;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nAlways Look the Same.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nForks are all Identical!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\ndirection leading home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthis Bliss Bunny anyway!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDown\na complete abstraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSideways\nis only a Distraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\ndirection leads to Heaven.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nthan the eagles can Soar.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\ncalls and Papa is my rock!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nthe most beautiful of any.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none who gives all life meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none who makes A Brighter Day,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmpowering\nAll to feel as we please!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUrging\nme once more to Embrace Joy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nDeliciously embrace my inner child!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nCelebrate Yet Another Day Dawning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nToday A Child Of God Is Celebrating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuietly\ndancing towards the silent melody in the unseen distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\naway from any really stupid bullshit I don’t need in my life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nare no wrong steps, as each becomes lighter than the last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthe birds in the trees begin joyfully singing along with me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBlissful\nsmiles abound, as we sing our playful walking song!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nagain its a brand new day as I inhabit my own center!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\ncan stop me from celebrating yet another sunrise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathing\nin and out inner peace and joy overwhelm me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilence\nof inner contentment abides peacefully with me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nalong with the Universe it sings back with me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nawareness another metaphor for our happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nreaches up through me to embrace the sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nmetaphor expressing our overwhelming Joy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nfeet know the way as the way knows Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nground below me warmly embraces my feet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHelping\nme balance while we continue our dance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nClaim, Its Always Darkest Before The Dawn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nthe light, loves to play games of peek-a-boo,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEndlessly\nsurprising, everyone and anything it might.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight scaring the pants off the poor timid shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho,\nbecause they are so shy, don’t dare make a sound.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nmuch faster than the light, shadows prefer to hide!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight being so slow, it never sees them running away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nBrave Enough to ask the light to stop scaring them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nbrave enough To Face the light about how they feel;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nbrave enough to ever tell the light they Were Scared.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe Light Never Actually Tries to Scare any Shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nhow Frail Shadows are frightened by how it plays.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLight only wants to have fun not frighten Pale Shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSmiling\nwith my entire body at the warmth of the rising sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnthusiastically\nembracing the wisdom my inner child offers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nreassure our shadows, that the light means them no harm.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nthe blazing light, wouldn’t deliberately hurt a single soul!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nthe light, will occasionally scare the pants off of everyone;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nthe light only wishes to play endless games of peek-a-boo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nthe Worst Personal Tragedy is to become afraid of the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nworst tragedy for many Is to never embrace the light again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nworst tragedy for too many is closing their eyes to the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe light can Frequently Seem to be Brighter than it really is!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nthe light may also seem to be much scarier than it really is,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nthe light, might even hurt our eyes if we’re not ready.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfusing\nhappiness with avoiding fear we forsake contentment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nhabits can become the beginning of suffering and confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeeling\ndeep in my loins, that my life can never be the same again;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nmy past with a sigh seeing the future unfold before me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nembrace the greater context of One Truth along with my shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nwalk the road less traveled, and make new friends along the way,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nboldly go where none has ever gone before in search of happiness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe only thing that I know is I actually don’t know anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\ndeliciously between gossamer moonbeams to my own silent melody,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nnearby a brand new morning bliss bunny lies cuddling in bed nursing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(For\nHeron)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChildish\nFathers<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“My\nheart leaps up,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“When\nI behold A rainbow in the sky:”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“So\nwas it when my life began;“<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“So\nis it now I am a man;“<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“So\nbe it when I shall grow old,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Or\nLet Me Die!”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"The\nChild Is Father Of The Man;"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"And,\nI Still Yet Wish All of My Days,"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"Be\nBound Each to Each, By Natural Piety!"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"For\nWhen I Was A Child, I Spake As A Child;"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n"I\nComprehended as a Child, I Thought as a Child:"<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“But,\nwhen I became a man I put away childish things.”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Learning\nto value, whatever my society places value on.”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Yet,\nforever, Wonder remains the beginning of all wisdom,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Hope\nstill burns eternal in the light at the end of every tunnel,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“And\nblessed are the most vulnerable hearts amongst all creation,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“For\nthe gentlest hearts are the strongest, bending without breaking,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Laboring\naway in the darkness, somehow knowing without knowing,”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“They\nhave to give in order to receive, and that can require a leap of\nfaith.”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“Somehow\nknowing, each must give whatever they can in order to receive.”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(William\nWordsworth, the Bible, Socrates, Albert Camus)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nChoose\nNot to Choose<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNo\nMore Brooding, Or Shuffling About!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nMore Walking in Shame and Regrets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nMore Hiding, From The Entire World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nMore Wallowing In My Own Self-pity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nToday\nI Go Through The Door, A New Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nToday\nI leave all my regrets at the door!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToday\nI Strip away all of the old Labels!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPiercing\nGaze Upon the path before me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\ndemeanor itself shouts no Nonsense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\ncan make me take the Next step!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\none can intimidate me in the slightest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nshall doubt my personal confidence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan forbid me from moving forward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan stop me from making my Ascent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nCould Ever Stop An Irresistible Force of Nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nToday A Child of God, Walks The Earth Reborn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmore wallowing regretting my wallowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeandering\naimlessly Alone in the wilderness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmatter what defense Offered for any Delays!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmatter what your lame brain may say to you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nAre No New Beginnings Or Dramatic Endings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\ntaking one step After another and another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof whatever we may think we perceive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof any Objections that we may conceive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof any Threats we might decide to make!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nnext action I take Remains entirely Unavoidable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShort\nof violating Relativity and quantum mechanics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShort\nof Violating everything Known about any Logic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShort\nof Vanishing Completely off the face of the earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\nIncomprehensible To those less self-assured!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nany mystical mysticism to ever relay to humans!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nany Feeble attempts to categorize, box, and label!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nparadox of existence beyond any and all imagination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe only thing anybody Really knows is nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPapa’s\ngreat Truth remains the source of mama’s affections!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nlove is irresistible but she has a wicked sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUgly\nDucklings, must all ascend the great Stairway to Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nAll Speaking in One Voice Yet With Different Tongues!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nFrame of Mind Can Make All the Difference in the World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(A\nSilent Melody Echoes Endlessly Inside the Empty Void!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmere mortals only think we know what we’re doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmere mortals often confuse ourselves unnecessarily!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmere mortals are tiny infants learning how to crawl!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmere mortals, revel in crapping in our own diapers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmortals forever remain big babes to somebody else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmere mortals are Fated to fall on our own fat asses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmortals only see our reality, through a lens darkly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmortals have only to open our eyes in order to see.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nhave but To Listen in order for everybody to hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nhave but to accept our lives to discover ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust first accept our world to conquer ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmortals are but ants, ascending the Empire State!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust first open our hearts and minds to succeed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust first embrace being honest with ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nour mama nature is never really a choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nhas been according to any logic I know of!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nhas been, in my own experience anyway!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever,\nin anybody’s experience that I know of!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nchoose not to choose, so I may listen instead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nChoosing To Listen, Instead of Talking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMany\nare quite pleased, to find they possess:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTremendous\nwisdom remembering to listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTremendous\nwealth of personal experience!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTremendous\nriches within their awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTremendous\nmotivation to pay it forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nits their Heart that really matters:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nany inanely calculating stupid brains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nbeating hearts can inform our brains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nour hearts may make sense of things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nhearts, can lend everything meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou feel love or it needs more work!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou feel warmth, or you’re still cold!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou give greater love or lose sparkle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou accept your joy or bite the bullet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou choose to be happy, or you don’t!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou gets a joke or you never do laugh!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nyou make an effort or don’t really care!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nso, says a mindless chattering lame brain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nso, our mindless ego eternally droning on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nso says the accepted conventional wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nso say those always waffling on everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgos\nall having no actual awareness of anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgos\nare but monkeys all chattering on our backs,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgo\nhas no real awareness of others or themselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgo\nlikes to talk, but doesn’t know a damned thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgo\nseldom shuts up long enough to learn anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nI choose not to choose to laugh hard again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nover my choices I still choose not to choose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nall the louder aware it means I get to choose.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nat my choosing not to choose any foolishness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nknowing my gentle laughter is my own choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nrealizing I couldn’t care who hears me laughing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nand sobbing the tears begin to roll down my face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nat the sound, of my own worst hysterical laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\naware laughter can frequently be the best medicine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing,\nI choose not to choose to not worry about the future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nknowing dwelling on bad choices is only a bad choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nbecause for better or worse we all have to make choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\naware that I also get to choose what are the worst choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\naware it seldom matters, which is actually the worst choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nbecoming aware that nobody can ever pop their own bubble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nme, myself, and I can choose not to choose, from the very best!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nagain, somewhere over the rainbow, deep inside some memory of God;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCharming\ntoddlers remain forever triumphant even when they make no sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBaby\nVelvet Jesus Saved By Rhinestones!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKen\nand Barbie, Are Saved By Their Accessories!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhile,\nGoldilocks Plays Around With Her Ken Doll!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nConfusing\nCounterfactual, Contrarian Contradictions!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\nquite Certain whether they are coming or going.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDreams\nand nightmares of Vacuous lowbrow slapstick!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSome\ngirls give me diamonds some girls give me cloths!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKen\nand Barbie’s Dreamhouse is saved with rhinestones!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKentucky\nFried Chickenshit in Her Own EasyBake Oven,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nlightbulb can never come on if the door doesn’t open!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestones\nMade in America And Imported from China.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestones\nare Fun but diamonds are a girl’s best friend!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNever\nto be confused with mere crappy plastic imitations!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestones\ncan come and go but Friends are here to stay!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestone\ncowboys Get cards and letters From Strangers.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSizzling\nbedazzling rhinestones Ken and Barbie like it hot!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDark\nshadows of Green Acres reign over Gilligan’s Island!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBarbie’s\nRhinestones Saved Baby Velvet Jesus From Satan!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nif God was one of us? Would our rents go up again?<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus is my Landlord Shepard and I shall not want,<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYeah\nThough I Walk Through The Valley of The Shadow of Death,<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nshall fear no evil thirdworld cheap knockoff reproductions!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNor\nthe insidious alien anal probe, mindcontrol conspiracy!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJesus\nis my landlord but he won’t fix anything on Sunday!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBetraying\nanonymity golden Silence Follows Velvet Jesus.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFaster\nthan his own Bullets, Velvet Elvis Left the Building.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHeaven\nand Earth alone Know the Joys of Velvet Rapture!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nSecond Coming is a reminder the gift keeps on giving.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\npearly gates of heaven use only authentic rhinestones!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nfuture is so bright Velvet Elvis and Jesus wear shades!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestone\nVelvet Elvis has the gift of Sparkling Laughter.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\njust $10.oo more Velvet Elvis comes with a Laugh Box.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRhinestones\nfading into the sunset like the western heroes!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTwinkling\nlike the stars upon the Hollywood walk of fame.<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus just left Chicago, he’s bound for New Orleans!!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus just left Chicago, he’s bound for New Orleans!!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHell…\nYeah!!!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTook\na jump through Mississippi…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMuddy\nWater, turned to wine…….<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTook\na jump through Mississippi….<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMuddy\nWater, turned to wine………<br\/>\nThen out to California\nthrough the burning forests and the pines!<br\/>\nTake me with you,\nVelvet Jesus, Velvet Elvis has left the building!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\nmight not see him in person, but he’ll see you just the same…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\nmight never see him in person but he’ll see you just the\nsame.<br\/>\nYou don’t have to worry, ’cause takin’ care of business is\nhis name!<br\/>\n(Rolling\nStones, Carol Chaning, Pink Floyd, ZZ Top)<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n~~~\n~~~ ~~~ ~~~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Shine\nOn You Crazy Diamond!~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Remember\nwhen you were young~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~You\nShone Like The Sun~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Shine On You Crazy…\nDiamond!!!~*<br\/>\n*~Now There’s A Look In Your Eyes~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Like\nBlack~~Holes~~In~~The Sky!~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Wormholes~Leading~Nowhere~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Dark\nShadows of Days, Gone By~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Specters\nCommanding Our Future!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Ghostly~Echoes~Hallowed~Ground!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Mysterious\n~Brief~Candles*~ Flickering~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~The\nDead~Rise~*Up*~Only~To~Lie Down~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Motionless!~*Cacophony*~In~The\nSilence!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Echoing\nThat~*Which*~No~Longer Exists!~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Yet\nThe…Spark…Within…May…Never Die!~*<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Light~Forever…Penetrating…Deepest…Darkness!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*<\/font>~Shine\n*On*~*You*~*Crazy*~*Diamonds!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~You\nWere..*Caught*…In…The Crossfire!~*<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*Placed\nOn…A…Pedestal*…And Used*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*Treated*Like*A*Trophy*Prize*~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Blown\n*On~The~*Steel Breeze~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Come\nOn You Target For Faraway Laughter~*<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Threatened\nBy Shadows And Exposed In The Light.~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Come\nOn You Stranger, You Legend, You Martyr, And Shine!~*<br\/>\n*~You\nReached For The Secret Too Soon, You Cried For The Moon!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Shine\nOn~You~Crazy~Diamond!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Well\nYou Wore Out Your Welcome~*<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~With\nRandom Precision… Rode On The Steel Breeze~*<br\/>\n**~Come On You\nRaver**~** You Seer Of Visions~**<br\/>\n*~Come On You Painter* You\nPiper* You Prisoner* And Shine!~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~Alas,\nPoor Yorick! I Knew Him, Horatio, A Fellow of Infinite Jest~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOf\nmost excellent fancy, he hath borne me on his back a thousand times,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nNow How Abhorred in My Imagination it is, My Gorge Rises at It!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Pink\nFloyd, Shakespeare)<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n“*`Karma\nChameleon`*”<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*‘Every\nday, is like survival’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*’I’m\na man without conviction’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*‘I’m\na man, who doesn’t know’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*’How\nto sale, a contradiction? ‘*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*’You\ncome and go, you come and go’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*&“*’Karma,\nkarma, karma, karma, karma chameleon’*”&*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~’*@~“*’You\ncome and go, you come and go’*”~@*’~*<br\/>\n‘*@~“*’Loving\nwould be easy if your colors were like my dreams’*”~@*’<br\/>\n‘*@~“*’Red,\ngold, and green, red, gold, and green’*”~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~“*’Karma,\nkarma, karma, karma, karma chameleon’*”~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~“*’You\ncome and go, you come and go’*”~@*’~*<br\/>\n‘*@~“*’Loving\nwould be easy if your colors were like my dreams’*”~@*’<br\/>\n*~‘*@~“*’Red,\ngold, and green, red, gold, and green!’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~“*’Chameleons\nneed reality to go with their dreams.’*”~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~“*’Walking\nthe walk our dreams all fly free’*”~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~@~“*’The\nturning of the screw’*”~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~“*’Its\na gift to be able to use another person’s words.’*”~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~*’If\nyou like penecoladas and taking walks in the rain’*~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~*’Rather\nthan just getting wet all the time’*~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~‘*@~*’Choosing\nthe high road our dreams fly free’*~@*’~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n‘*@~*’Dancing\ndelightfully between invisible moonbeams.’*~@*’<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Boy\nGeorge original lyrics)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nStanding\nOut<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\npopular rock band Yes once sang:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n"I’ve\nSeen, All Good People,"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n"Turn\nTheir Heads Each Day!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n"So\nSatisfied, I’m On My Way!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nExpressing\na Common Attitude.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nAny nail that Stands Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nones that rise above all the rest,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich Seldom appears to Fit In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncatches the Public Eye too often!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\nis just Pounded down hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBob\nMarley was singing sentimentally,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n"How\nlong shall they kill our prophets,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nWe Stand Aside and Look?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nSay, It’s Just A Part of It;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe’ve\ngot to fulfill the book.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWon’t\nyou help… me sing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nsongs of freedom,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt’s\nall… I ever had…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRedemption,\nsongs.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\na man shot him!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAfter\nmerely two days,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\ngot back up on stage,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsisting\nhe keep working.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nmaking things worse,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nspreading more hatred,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nDesiring a Hell on Earth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\npaused to take a day off!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJohn\nLennon they flat out killed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGunning\nhim down at close range,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif Somehow he’d Insulted them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nsinging that love is all you need,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nasking us to give peace a chance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nas a small child I stood out, and got pounded down hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPounded\ninto the dirt until I couldn’t tell which way was up.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nmy own parents, siblings, country, and entire culture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThrown\ninto the deepest Blackest Hole in all Calcutta!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nCrap was constantly raining down upon me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nfew ever doubt there’s no such thing as up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nI learned how to dig all the faster and deeper!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto hide from a ton of crap reigning down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nAvoid Standing Out, No Matter The Cost!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nnever standout, if it can be avoided at all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nstanding out is a mistake when others;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDecide\nwho can talk, and who must listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDecide\nwho may live and who will suffer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nAthenians killed my Master Socrates,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nhaving the Audacity to ask questions,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nthose fools who were willing to Listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSetting\nan all time low standard for greed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nZombies\nkilling all those asking questions,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNeutrality\nbecame exceedingly unpatriotic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCooperative\nGovernment is a contradiction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmeaning of words we have always used!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoes\nflying straight out the nearest Window;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThree\nStooges contesting what Stupid means!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncessantly\ndebating who is the best example.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nabout who is causing all the Fighting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nTo Prove, They’re All Ready To Fight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nmoney does the driving none is steering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nDaring to Agree with their own dictionary.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nnone ever dares Ask the simple questions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLights can be on when nobody is ever home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\neveryone is reduced to going on Autopilot.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthey’re Busy Playing with their cellphones.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLead\na horse to water you still can’t make it think,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwords have become our mindless weapons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\ndares to still stand out, even the slight bit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\none dares to ever stand out, speaking the truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBillionaires\ncreated, by any popular undying thirst!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nwealthy place bets while goading everyone on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsisting\nnone could actually ever Trust each other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nif we kill people for simply asking questions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nif nobody ever really wants to Hear the truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nImplying\nwe require Their Elaborate Interpretations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nrequire thoughtful planning as well as Reactions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nFor the freedom of all those willing to Fight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDetailed\ninstructions for Stomping upon any middle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nfor the freedom to say what freedom means!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis just a joke if you can’t get the punch lines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnsuring\nNever-ending Armageddon never does end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nevery mindless zombie knows, shit rolls downhill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nensure nobody actually dares to listen to questions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeaning\nany further discussion, is out of the question!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nensure no one dares to crack jokes they seldom like!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nensure few might ever dare to laugh out loud again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nnone may even agree on the common dictionary,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nneutrality becomes, the worst of all fashions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlaw of the excluded middle masquerades as reason.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nnone may even agree on the definitions of words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nthe mainstream never wanted to hear the truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlaw of contention eternally stomping on the middle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMasquerading\nas whatever tough love, they all think up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCommitting\nmass suicide, they all quarrel over ideology!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLemmings,\nall determined to march right over their cliff!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBlaming\none another for their demise all the way down,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEndless\ncomplaints never failing to fall upon deaf ears!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nin the game of cutthroat poker nobody ever listens.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nit is every man for himself there are no winners!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis just the right to claim you have no choice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nstanding out may only be used as a distraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nactually talking is the most dangerous thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReflecting\nmindless flock, pecking order thinking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPay\nattention to our bullshit, instead of that crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nsee no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil is evil,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nJust More of the Same Three Stooges Slapstick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOld\nschool Vaudeville, physical comedy routines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPaying\nmuch more attention to any angry bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI’ve\nseen all good people turn their heads each day,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondering\nwhether to run in the opposite direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThree\nStooges pecking orders are a fall back position!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\na collective group shortage of memory and brains;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\npreserve the flock by protecting collective memories,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsing\nnegative memories, at least the flock has a chance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nawaiting the day they might become self-aware!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nsearching for answers in their nightmare fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe lights are left on because nobody is actually home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComedians\ncomplaining, the mindless masses are total idiots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefusing\nto laugh at anything, not based upon the stupid truth,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nanyone caught standing out with the truth gets shot down,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthose foolish enough to ask questions get strung up by a lynch mob!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeople\nAre Strange<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPeople\nare strange, when you’re a stranger,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFaces\nall look ugly, when you’re alone.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWomen\nseem wicked when you’re unwanted,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStreets\nare uneven, when you’re down!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nyou’re strange…Faces come out of the rain!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nyou’re strange…No one remembers you’re name!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nyou’re strange…When you’re strange…When\nyou’re strange…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(The\nDoors original lyrics)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nBeat Goes On in The Country of the Blind!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDiscovering\nhumility in Libertarian Paradise,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIs\nas Unlikely as discovering a hen with teeth!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nreality, reality is beyond the worst of fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMight\nas well be True for all practical purposes!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe faraway land of the country of the blind.<br\/>\nDrums keep\npounding a rhythm to my brain!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nMad Shaman Dancing Round The Fire!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWondering\nhow humanity might survive!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYet\nthe Beat Goes On, the Beat Goes On!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPrepared\nminds are prepared to open!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nheart alone still beats in silence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRemaining\nhidden in the darkness,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOur\nlove and humor, may survive!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\nThe Beat Goes On, The Beat Goes On!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nCharleston, was once the rage!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nforever history turned the page.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto censor our mass media!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto censor, any online trolls.<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto spin all the news for you!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nextra, to know the real score.<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto keep the trash out of sight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging,\nto put a stop to the robocalls!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto lie to your face about lying!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto bill everyone, for their bills!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto stop the wolves at our door!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nwhatever they damned please!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCharging\nto Silence Anybody Protesting!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nThe Beat Goes On The Beat Goes On!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDrilling\na migraine, right into our brains!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nShoving\na stake right through our hearts!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStill\npounding away at everybody’s skull!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBeat\ncops beating up their neighborhoods!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPepper\nspray is so much more photogenic!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHeads\nall pounding to the endless rhythm!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChoreographed\nall in the name of freedom!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nthe beat goes on, the beat continues on!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nForming\ntheir own line dance in goosestep!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDancing\njust as fast as is humanly possible!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPausing\nonly to collect everyone’s cameras!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPerfecting\nthe moonwalk we could stumble,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPositive\nonly guilty feet ain’t got no rhythm!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGoosestepping\nDown Roads All Paved In Gold!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIt\nAin’t My Revolution If You Can’t Dance To It!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nthe beat goes on, the beat always goes on!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\ndrums of war seldom elicit graceful steps.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nListening\nto the voice of our regimented muse,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMarching\nto the sound of a different drummer.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nthe faraway land of the country of the blind!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFreestyle\ndancing is always carefully regulated.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDancing\nby yourself is the only real alternative!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nlong as privacy remains, On Sale at Walmart!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAI\nand quantum computing are the next big thing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFreedom\nOn Sale Now at Walmart at low-low prices!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhenever\nreality TV and Professional Wrestling are real!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nLibertarian Paradise, its illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nthe beat goes on the beat goes on, without any end in sight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nForever\nDrilling a Hole Through My Mind, Body, Psyche, and Soul!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\nsay you want a revolution, you know, we all want to change the world!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBecause\nwithout heart your revolution ain’t nothing but another angry\nmob!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nListening\nto the Libertarian Paradise Gravy Train may only rot your brain!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Sony\nand Cher, Emma Goldman, George Michael, Beatles)<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWu\nLi Master Bullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWu\nLi Master met a Zen Master at a harbor pier,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBoth,\nwaiting for the same ferry boat to arrive,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\na warm, beautiful sunny summer’s day.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nafter awhile the Zen Master spoke up.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClaiming\nhe had studied for many decades,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerfecting\nthe lost Art of Walking on water!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMastering\nit so he could now Teach anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nthat they didn’t have to wait for a boat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTotally\nflabbergasted, the Wu Li shouted out:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTwenty\nYears Studious Dedicated Application!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhy?!\nWhen the ferry is only a dollar, and it’s a long walk!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nquite sure how anyone could possibly respond to that.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nPondering Deeply What the Wu Li Master Had Said!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nsuddenly chose to beg him just as humbly as he could!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nteach him the finer Mystical Arts, of Slinging Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWu\nLi replied, that the hardest lesson for most to learn,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe one People have Trouble believing:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nUnderestimate your own Potential!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncan also Study the Comedy of masters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStarting\nwith watching any better Cartoons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSuch\nas toddlers, cockroaches, and chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwrote the book on the Greatest cartoons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nmay yet teach any old clown new Tricks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nold dogs having a Soft Spot For toddlers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGentle\nhumor and not just all the Rough Stuff!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nto Gently Laugh at ourselves as well,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nlaughing at all the Foolishness of the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nto enjoy all Laughter for its own sake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNaive\nlaughter at the Naked man in the parade!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCartoon\nLogic can easily be applied to anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nbecause of any Extreme Juxtaposition!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTwo\ndimensions would describe a quarter of life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncluding\nany classical mathematics and physics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFamous\nas The School of The Bull-With-Diarrhea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngentle old bull, who’s been put out to pasture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nold Ox that all the Little Kids still enjoy riding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nold Ox who likes to Tip-Toe through the tulips.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmphasizing\ngentle humor that’s Never too Pushy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumor\nin our silent victories in silent explanations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCollective\nIgnorance that leaves anyone Speechless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProduces\nmany completely off-the-wall punch lines,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nkind you are not certain you want to Remember.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nkind that can make Everyone in the room Groan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nare capable of saying the damnedest things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nHysterical Kind causing some to roll on the floor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddler\nignorant wisdom is only Gained By Attrition.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nare Forever natural born Clowns and Artists.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddler\ncomedy is by far the more Difficult To Master.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nbeing so dim they Never Know what’s funny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nBeing Clueless as to Just How Funny they are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nall being funny When they’re Not even Trying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRolling\nalong with the punch lines counts for extra points!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\nalong they easily become the center of attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nthe tiniest tots can tirelessly sling zingers all day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nto begin with, what they’re actually saying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nwhere they are and who they’re talking to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nunwittingly sticking anything in their mouth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthat the only thing they know is nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nzingers have all the more impact and punch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes,\nthey will make mean men hysterical!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nupon reflection involving actual thinking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncluding\nstill scratching my head quizzically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nto mention, a lot of begging the question,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFending\noff, any red herrings and strawmen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\ndebating if there are any finer points,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nthe hell the words might really mean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeaning\n90% of everything, is half mental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nhalf of anything mental is your heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich,\nprefers to beat in silence, in the dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nan echo chamber filled with rubber balls,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Bingo cage, thoroughly mixing numbers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPoetry\nin motion may often resemble pure chaos!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClowns\nbumble along, forever changing direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\neven refusing to watch where they are going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nthe lights may be on but nobody is home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\naround like a chicken, with its head cut off!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nattempting to gain, everyone else’s attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nScreaming\nand shouting warning us the sky is falling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBouncing\noff all the walls, as if they’re made of rubber.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nplayful toddlers, constantly getting into everything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\ntheir rainbows, butterflies and dust bunnies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExploring\ntheir world, the only way they know how to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExploring\ntheir own world, by playing with everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting they really want everyone to be happy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting to help each other back up on their feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting, all anyone ever wanted to do was play!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting, who’s love they really admire the most!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting we’re all just big babies to someone else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting how easy it can be to forgive and forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting they are all actually brothers and sisters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nwalking down the road, less traveled by most others;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nwalks their own path up one and the same mountain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwalking hand in hand will stop each other from falling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nmany of us are more accomplished clowns than others.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nof us can have confidence, without any foolish hubris.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na batter who enjoys playing so much, they never choke!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nlearning to relax, and just do what you know to do.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nunderestimating your potential is a huge mistake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrying\nnot to be funny we may often live to regret succeeding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrying\ntoo hard to be serious we may forsake our contentment,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrying\ntoo hard to be hilarious, your jokes just aren’t that funny.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrying\ntoo hard to make people like you, is another easy mistake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\ncomedians must always first cultivate faith, in their own jokes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nin circles screaming and shouting if that’s what is required,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nmaster the fine art of slinging bullshit, follow your gentle\nlaughter.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Tiny\nTim)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\nAll Hold Dearest<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nYou\nWill Never Discover Happiness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nThe New York Stock Exchange!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ntraders will Offer to sell their stock,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt’s\njust not something they ever trade in.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nsomething that science may Quantify!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nasking to either buy or sell happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\never offering to sell stock in Happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\never talking about happiness derivatives.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\never claiming they’ve cornered the market!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\njust not something material wealth may attain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nis why starving people in the third world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nbe just as peaceful and content as anyone,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’re\njust starving to death and Want Food!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nto acquire peace, love, and happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe last Resort of the completely Incompetent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nin circles while Screaming and Shouting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nLike People Do Upon the N.Y. Stock Exchange!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nonly gets you more of the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nyou fall down on your knees,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEither\nHumbled or Laughing at your personal foolishness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGreater Truth, is not something science can measure,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe one Greater Truth cannot be boxed and labeled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDetermining\neverything the One Truth Justifies itself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nonly our love may Inspire the humility to listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nOnly Love, Inspires Us All To Open Our Eyes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nOnly Love Inspires Us All To Open Our Ears!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nlove cultivates ignorant wisdom and Virtue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nlove embraces the naive child in each of us.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nalone can make all of humanity grateful.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNurturing\nour ability to use beautiful words;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNurturing\nembracing the silent explanation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorant\nVirtue Remains Ignorant Wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnlike\nlaughter the truth cannot be forced!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHence\nthe one Truth remains triumphant.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nour Truth speaks louder than words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLouder\nThan the Biggest Possible Bang!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLouder\nthan a Tree falling in the forest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLouder\nthan anybody wants to Know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLouder\nthan the Loudest loudmouth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSofter\nthan the gentle Rain may Fall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAmong\nothers Barry Kaufman says;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmyriad wonderful things in life,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAre\nalways there Just for the Asking,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAre\nthere if we Accept no sometimes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nContent with Whatever Life brings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nWilling To Make The Best of Things.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nby Loving might all discover love.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nby loving may We Give To Others.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nby loving might All Conquer Hate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nby loving would we Know Victory.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nin Giving may we actually Receive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis your Freedom to Be Happy with!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis your freedom to Laugh yet again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nActualize more of your True Potential!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nmake the most of all our gifts of Grace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrant yourself Any Freedom you want.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurrender\nyour simple Acknowledgment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrant yourself any Feelings you Desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nentertain any thoughts you could have.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrant yourself more freedom To Listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrant yourself the life you truly Desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nlove is to be happy with Your Journey!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nGrant Yourself The Freedom to Dance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nGrant Yourself Freedom to Sing Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbecome accepting of who we really are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\naccept the joy in becoming Free At Last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nway to happiness to embrace freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\njust know how to ask Simple questions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbe happy with our miracle to believe in!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbe Happy with our One Shinning Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbe happy in accepting Knowing nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbe what can seem Altogether Impossible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNon-judgmental\nAccepting And Embracing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nRequiring Any Expertise, Or Training.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nactually having, any requirement at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmembers only benefits or special privileges!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmental gymnastics nor dietary requirements!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nworries about your horrible credit card rating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nsponsors or recommendations are ever needed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ncommitments or swearing on the stack of Bibles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nspecial age, height, sex, or physical requirements!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nsales pitch, testimonials, nor advocates to listen to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nsurveys, forms, or flaming hoops, to jump through!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nattitudes, postures, nor beliefs for you to ever adopt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe man or woman in the mirror none really avoids!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe person in any room who still has to listen to You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe Person in the room who puts up with all your BS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe person in the room who simply pretends to argue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe person in the room who has to decide to live again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nthe one person in any room who doesn’t buy your Lies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSublime\nsurrender residing in sharing what all hold dearest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nResiding\nin our abiding our personal desires and Awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to accept or reject they ever have any Freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to Listen to whatever their heart may tell them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to choose not to Choose who they may become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to surrender to their heart’s desire to be Honest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to become greater than in their wildest Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to once again begin listening more than talking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfreedom to still pretend they can really lie to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nFreedom to deny anybody has any freedom whatsoever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nVulnerability Is The Fountain Of Loving Awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthat the only thing they know is they Know Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nFreedom is a Joke if you never do get the punch lines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnone may Actually Buy what can only be freely given!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthat to Love Yourself means to be happy with yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nits impossible to give anybody what they always reject!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nhappiness never was something traders comprehended!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\npoetry in motion remains beyond all human comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\nNobody ever tries to sell\nhappiness upon the New York Stock Exchange!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nsome Babylonians believe you can buy happiness on Fantasy Island!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(The\nOption Institute)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n*~A\nMiracle to Believe In~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&~*<br\/>\n*~&Rainbow\nWarriors, All Follow The Rainbow!&~*<br\/>\n*~&While Rainbows\nFollow Them Everywhere,&~*<br\/>\n*~&Occupying, All Their\nHearts And Visions,&~*<br\/>\n*~&With ambitions for peace,\nlove, and joy.&~*<br\/>\n*~&Whilst suffering the slings and\narrows,&~*<br\/>\n*~&Of more unforgiving episodic\nfortunes!&~*<br\/>\n*~&Yet, amongst the noblest of all\nqualities!&~*<br\/>\n*~&The Appreciation of Our Innate\nHumanity:&~*<br\/>\n*~&One half of me is yours…. the other\nhalf yours,&~*<br\/>\n*~&Mine own I would say; but if Mine….\nthen Yours!&~*<br\/>\n*~&And so all yours as I embrace you as I\nwould myself!&~*<br\/>\n*~&For we few, We Happy Few… we are a\nband of brothers!&~*<br\/>\n*~&The Truth’s Softest Light Shines\nAdoringly Upon the Moon!&~*<br\/>\n*~&Forever Sparking Wondrous\nLove and Inspiration Amongst Us!&~*<br\/>\n*~&Simple Desires\nFor Any To Cherish, Laugh, Play, Give, and Forgive!&~*<br\/>\n*~&As\nwell as, to upon occasion, forget, ignore, reject, protect, and to\nheal!&~*<br\/>\n*~&*&*&*&*&*Namaste*Namaste*Namaste*Namaste!*&*&*&*&~*<br\/>\n*<<<<<<<<~&*I*Celebrate*The*Multiverse*Within*All!*&~>>>>>>>>*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&*Wondrous**Miracles**For*All*To*Believe*In!*&~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&**Wondrous**Wonderment**of**Wonderment!**&~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*&*The*Spark*Within*All*That*Never*Dies!*&*~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*&*The*Eternal*Abiding*Flame*Of*Wonder!*&*~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~&*Our*Singular*Sublime*Victorious*Truth!*&~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&The*Closest*Place*To*Discover*Your*Very*Own*Miracles!&*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&Is*To*Search*For*Your*Own*Miracles*Within*All*Of*Us!&*<\/font><br\/>\n*~&That\nWhich Eternally Defines Your Freedom!&~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&That\nWhich None Could Ever Actually Steal!&~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&That\nWhich None, Might Ever Truly Corrupt!&~*<br\/>\n*~&Love and\nHonor Our One Mother and Father!&~*<br\/>\n*~&Embrace Your\nMiracle Of Great Loving Truth!&~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~&Embrace\nYour Own Nature, And Loving Truth!&~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&&&&&&&&Embrace\nThat, Which Is Simply Beyond Words!&&&&&&&&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&Embrace\nThat Which, Still Remains A Miracle To Believe In!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Embrace\nThe Eternally Loving Miracle, That All Can Share!&*<\/font><br\/>\n*&&&&&&&Discover\nHow Our Love Remains Forever Young!&&&&&&*<br\/>\n***********&Treasure\nAll of Humanity As Your Long Lost Kin!&**********<br\/>\n*&Discover\nFor Yourself What Anyone Has To Offer!&*<br\/>\n*&Discover Our\nJourney Upon A Road Less Traveled!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nShadow But our Memory of the brilliance!&~**<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nBrilliance, forever Abiding within Shadow!&~**<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*Nothing\nCould Possibly, Be More Brilliant, Than Our Fellowship!*~*<\/font><br\/>\n**~*&The\nbeacon guiding Us on to The Promised Land!&*~**<br\/>\n**~&&The\nLighthouse Beacon Guiding All In The Storm!&&~**<br\/>\n**~**&&Wondr<\/font>ous\nSpark Of Life, Illuminating Our World!&&**~**<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~***&&Wondrous\nSpark Illuminating Our Darkest Nights!&&***~**<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**&*Wondrous\nTender Sparks Illuminating Our Rainbows!*&**<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n**~&*Wondrous,\nLoving, Fellowship Of Rainbow Warriors!*&~**<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n**~&*Celebrate\nThe Miracle Of Our Greater Enduring Truth!*&~**<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n**~**Celebrate\nYour Gift Of A MIRACLE, To Truly Believe In!**~**<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n**~&Celebrate\nOur, Own LOVING TRUTH, That Never Dies!&~**<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n**~&Celebrate\nGreater Miracles Restoring Humanity’s Spirit!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n**~&Celebrate\nA Miracle All Of Humanity, Might Believe In!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&Celebrate\nThe Miracle, Of Sharing Everyone’s Miracles!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nLove None Other Than Ourselves Can Ever Know!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nLove That We Alone Can Ever Give To Ourselves!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nLove That Says More Than Any Words Ever Can!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**~&The\nLove Abiding Within All Of Our Beating Hearts!&~**<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span>*~The\nLove Calling Out To All Those Hearts Which Yet Beat In The\nDark!~*<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span>*~Knowing\nThat Our Love Is So Much, Much, More Than Just A Concept!~*<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span>*~<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span>Abiding\nAwareness Which Still Dwells, Within Our Moment!~*<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n*’*’The\nOne Love None Other Than Ourselves Can Know!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nLOVE That Survives The Worst Life Has To Offer!*’*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’*’The\nEternally Triumphant Forest Through The Trees!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nLove which says more than any words ever can.*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nlove that Abides within All Our Beating hearts!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nlove that takes a Licking and keeps on ticking!*’*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Our\nSilent Explanations All Rising, With The Universal Choir!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Our\nOwn Silent Voices All Become The Loudest In Any Room!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Our\nOwn Silent Victories Yet Abide, For All To Bear Witness!~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’*’The\nlove we share in Raising up the Lowliest amongst us!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nLove shared between family, friends, and neighbors!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nloving gratitude, respect, and humor among friends!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nlove Showing as we all smile with our entire bodies!*’*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*’The\nlove that each may only know for themselves is real!*’*<br\/>\n*~*Our\nlove Blossoming, greater than any mere sum of parts!*~*<br\/>\n*’*’The\nsheer comfort in accepting and celebrating!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’One\nanother for merely being who we really are!*’*<br\/>\n*’*’Ourselves\nfor simply being Who We actually Are!*’*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~Free\nAt Last, Free At Last, The Roaring Silence, Become\nDeafening!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~Reminding\nMe the Stars Above May Only Dance Within the Void!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*&’All\nthe fish in the oceans may only swim to greater depths’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’And,\nthe music I adore can only soar to greater heights’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’Because\nof the silent pauses, and the empty spaces’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’Enveloping\neverything everywhere in existence.’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’Between\neach twinkling mote of awareness’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’Within\neverything in the entire universe’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’Making\nit possible, for mere mortals’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’To\nsee the light without our eyes.’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’To\nlisten without having ears’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’To\ntaste without a tongue’&*~*<br\/>\n*~*&’To stop to\nsniff flowers’&*~*<br\/>\n<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<*&Unable\nTo Even Smell!&*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nEach But Open Their Own Hearts To A True Miracle To Believe\nIn!<\/font><br\/>\n*’*That\nwhich no mere mortal could ever hope to conquer!*’*<br\/>\n*’*That\nwhich no mere mortals can even hope to control!*’*<\/font><br\/>\n*’*That\nwhich simply by Abiding conquers All before it!*’*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’*That\nwhich asserts itself, by giving Unconditionally!*’*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*That\nwhich is more Laudable the more humble it is!*’*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*That\nwhich Is supremely Humble In Its simplicity!*’*<\/font><br\/>\n*Abiding\nJust Out Of Reach Within The Breasts Of Humanity!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*Illuminating\nThe Path upon a road less traveled!*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~Tiny\nSparks Within Us Which Cannot Actually Die!~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*Illuminating\ndeliciously Lightest of Footsteps!*’*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*Illuminating\nhearts laboring In the Darkness!*’*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’*Illuminating\nOur way on the darkest nights!*’*<br\/>\n*’*Illuminating\nthe way In Dazzling daylight!*’*<br\/>\n*’*Illuminating the\nBlinding Light of the sun!*’*<br\/>\n*’*Illuminating the\nShadows in Your Minds!*’*<br\/>\n*~<\/font>Like\nmy Master Socrates my One Desire!~*<br\/>\n*~To Become As Beautiful\nOutside, As In!~*<\/font><br\/>\n*To\nLive A Miracle, With Each Step I Take Along The Rainbow Path!*<br\/>\n*Yeah,\nThough I Walk Through The Valley of The Shadow Of\nDeath!*<\/font><br\/>\n*<~~~~~~~~~~I\nShall Fear No Evil!~~~~~~~~~~>*<\/font><br\/>\n*&For\nthou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me!&*<br\/>\n*&Our\nworst nightmares Slowly fading away to be forgotten!&*<br\/>\n*&’Upon\nrecalling how To Embrace a greater miracle within!’&*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&’Upon\nrecalling That Our Spark Within simply cannot die!’&*<br\/>\n*’*Allowing\nAll Of Our Loving Hearts To Speak For Themselves!*’*<br\/>\n*~*&Encouraging\nEveryone to Sing and Speak From the Heart!&*~*<br\/>\n**&**To\nlisten to the hearts of others First Listening to our own!**&**<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**’*&*Enjoying\nRecapturing More Playful Childhood Comradery!*&*’**<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n**&*’*Enjoying\nAny Silences between Us as much as simple words!*’*&**<br\/>\n*’*~&’Enjoying\nour Shared Silent Explanations and Silent\nVictories!’&~*’*<br\/>\n*~**’&Enjoying Simply\nRelaxing and Sharing, whatever we still can!&’**~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*Using\nBeautiful Words All May Discover Our Bluebird of\nHappiness!*~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*Using\nBeautiful Words We Would Make Our World What We Desire!*~*<\/font><br\/>\n*~*Using\nBeautiful Words All May Hear The Voices, Of Angels Singing!*~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n***Using\nBeautiful Words Our Songs May Elevate the Universal\nChoir!***<\/font><br\/>\n***Lovingly\nSpoken Words Become, Imbued With New Life and Light!***<\/font><br\/>\n**Lovingly\nSpoken Beautiful Words Could Inspire The Entire World!**<\/font><br\/>\n*Using\nBeautiful Words We Help One Another Up Onto Their Feet!*<\/font><br\/>\n*Sublime\nSurrender Yet Abides In Sharing, What All Hold Dearest!*<\/font><br\/>\n*<\/font>Our\nMutual Love And Honor, Imbuing New Life Unto All The Good\nThings!*<br\/>\n*<\/font>Our\nEnduring Freedom To Grant Ourselves, Any Love, We May Still\nShare!*<br\/>\n*~*&Beginning\nWith The Freedom To Share&*~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*&Any\nOf Our More Glorious Words!&*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~*&*For\nA Miracle To Believe In*&*~*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~*&Makes\nA Brighter Day For You And Me!&*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*’None\nCould Ever Corrupt That Which Remains Forever\nIncorruptible!*<br\/>\n*’Nobody may force upon themselves\nwhatever they still always reject!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’Nobody\nReal could ever steal what all know may only be given away!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’None\nmight ever lose What anyone knows could only be Given Away!*<\/font><br\/>\n*’None\ncould ever hope to destroy what Lies Beyond the physical forces!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’With\nThe Paradox Of Existence, you are what you is and that’s all it tis!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*’For\na Miracle to Believe In remains The Spark within Which never\ndies!*<br\/>\n*’The miracle that all anyone ever Requires is to\nhave Faith in themselves!*<br\/>\n*’The Miraculous Truth remains\nsomething All of humanity may embrace!*<br\/>\n*’To grant\nourselves permission To Dance to the silent notes of our\nmelody!*<br\/>\n*’To become Poetry in Motion in Our moment for\nthe world to bear witness!*<br\/>\n*’Dancing Deliciously, Between\nDelightfully Invisible Gossamer Moonbeams!*<br\/>\n*’Forever,\nkindling Happiness, Joy, and Contentment with our own\nawareness!*<br\/>\n*’The silent victory is A Miracle to believe\nin that speaks louder than any words,*<br\/>\n*The silent explanation\ncontained in the silent song of ignorant wisdom and virtue,*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*The\nubiquitous poetry in motion of life forever defying all attempts at\nexplanation!*<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Those\nWho Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)<\/font><br\/>\n <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\nChildhood’s\nEnd<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*&We\nAre All But Mother Nature’s Much Beloved Children!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Whose\nChildhoods Are Never-ending in Neverneverland!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&The\nsum of parts never actually being equal to the whole!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&None\namong us could ever comprehend the big picture!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&We\nAre But Ants Climbing The Empire State Building!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Gravity\nReminding Us All Which Way Is Still Down!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&The\nMemory Of God, Lost On The Distant Horizon!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Comforting\nOrb So Softly Illuminating Our World!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Oblivious,\nTo The Greater World All Around Us!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Oblivious\nTo Whatever Fate May Yet Await Us!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Never-Ending\nChildhood’s End In Never-land!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Ugly\nDucklings Are Fated To Become Swans!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Generally\nGuided By Instinct And Intuition!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&The\npast a Memory the future yet a dream!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Wherein\neight dimensions in a singularity!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Blazing\nlighthouse Beacon in all darkness!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*&Papa’s\nall encompassing truth guiding me!&*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nUndeniable Truth of our consciousness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nConsciousness of life is higher than life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nknowledge of Happiness is higher than happiness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nIs What We Have, To Fight Against!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nI shall, I shall fight against it! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\nIf\nonly we all wanted it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEverything\ncould be arranged thus immediately.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nChildhood’s\nEnd Is Upon Us Yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nThe Celebrations Begin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSomewhere,\nOver The Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nDeep In Never-Never land!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDeep\nwithin the Memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDeep\nin a wonderland Wilderness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nyellow brick road less Traveled.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nUs Sing All Praises Unto Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nOur Mother Earth, Giving Birth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReaching\nFor The Moon, And The Stars!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nRainbows, All Meet Mother Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBabes\nWandering In The Wilderness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\na Planet Eternally Lost in Space!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nUp! Warriors of the Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSpeak\nThat, Which Must Be Spoken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBreak\nThe Spell That Must Be Broken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nConfirm\nFor Yourself Your Very Own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nJourney\nUpon A Road Less Traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTrusting\nMama, To Show The Way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFeel\nThe Earth Beneath Your Feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nYour Personal Perceptions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nGentle\nHumor And Compassion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nRequire Any Justification!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nGravity’s\nRainbows So Glorious.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nColors\nCoalescing Unto Infinity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAngelic\nChoir’s, Ecstatic Praises.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nHorizons, Lost Then Found!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nArise\nChildren of the Universe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nArise,\nTo Reclaim Your Own Birthright!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nArise\nReclaim Your Own Rightful Heritage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nArise,\nReclaiming The Joy In Humanity’s Souls!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nWhat’s Still Good For You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ntreat Nature With Disdain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nshe Plays Wicked Peek-a-boo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nshe can Teach anyone disdain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nMay As Well Spit in the Wind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nmight as well Shoot your Foot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWonder,\nan Undeniable Sign of life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWonder\nBeginning of All Curiosity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nValor,\nBeating Myriad Alternatives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChivalry\nStill Going Out of Fashion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrudence\nStill the Best Part of Valor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContentment\nThe Source of Treasure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nWho You Are, From Experience!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nWho All, Might Wish To Become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLearn,\nHow You Can Be All You Can Be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFind\nOut What Love Might Mean For All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The World, We Are The Children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The Inspirations, Of Great Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The Light of One Greater Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The Ones Who Make A Brighter Day For You And Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFind\nOut What Your Own Humanity Is All About!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDiscover\nYour Own Love Which Is Your Birthright!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nChildhood’s End, Is Upon Us Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDiscover\nlove which none really denies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nLove is to be happy within ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nlove is the freedom to celebrate again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCome\nCelebrate With A Rainbow Family!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nCome\nCelebrate The Colors Of The Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nwhole remaining greater than its parts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nMama’s\nChildren Awakening To One Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nUp All Yea Warriors of the Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nTo The Occasion, Lift Up Your Voices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFriendships\ncome and go but Love Endures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nup Speaking your More Glorious Words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnothing Seldom Knowing Anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWild\nRoses Spring Up From the Tiniest Cracks.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPromenading\nMama’s Boundless Abundance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDeath\nMay Yet Be, The Greatest of Blessings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nLong Last the Swan Taking Flight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFlying\nHigher Than Any Ever Believed Possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nUnderestimate, Your Own Contribution!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate Anybody’s beating heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate what Love accomplishes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate what Humanity achieves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nT<\/font>he\nlight within every One of Us will never die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIlluminating\nthe road less traveled for everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nA Miracle To Believe In yet abides within all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nmiracle which even nonbelievers can Embrace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmiracle of the shared greater context of Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nMiracle Of Sharing The Greatest Truth Of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nYou Gots No Sparkle Child Gets Off Your Booty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nGet\nUp And Shake It Because You Just Ain’t Living!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nYour Joy Once Again For Childhood’s End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nthe love we alone can ever know is Real!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nall the love you know we may yet Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nthe love you know humanity has to give!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nthe Invisible Light Shines All the Brighter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nBrilliant light shining in our sounds of Silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLight That Shines Upon The Moon Will Never Die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndazzling light which even the Blind May Share.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsun Rises Forever never Knowing the Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nShadows yet Playing Peek-a-boo with everyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ndazzling beacon which Illuminates All darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nshadows are but the Memory of the eternal light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSpark within us all which can never actually Die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nWonderment in The Moment to be aware of it all.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove making us all Greater Than any sum of parts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we alone can only know for ourselves is Real.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLove Forever Catching Ugly Ducklings By Surprise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngift of freedom to decide who all desire to become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove Elevating the Meanest and Lowlest among us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngift of freedom to decide for ourselves how we feel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove none could ever corrupt yet we feel like we do.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove no one can deny but everyone frequently does!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove none May Destroy but it often feels like we do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGift Of Freedom To Decide Who We Wish To Become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLove that is as bottomless as the deepest ocean Void.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove that’s every bit as Deep as the Marianas Trench!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we can never lose but Frequently believe we do.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nit is only in Being Surprised that our love may Grow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nTruth still Shining adoringly Upon the Moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nTruth Illuminating all of Our days and nights.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\npenumbra of Shadows Dancing on moonlight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nstars in the heavens always dancing round Us.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nMilky Way Illuminating The Path in Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nAbundance of Unbound infinity Promenading.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nuniversal Choir still imploring us to sing along.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nshooting stars abound upon Raising our Gazes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSilent music reposing As If a Feather in mid-air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nsilent siren voice Forever Beckoning Me on still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nshadows Dancing Like Pixies In Pitch Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nRock Of Ages Still Defying Unbalanced Gravity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nrock of Ages eternally illuminates our rainbows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nStepping Stones guiding all in deepest darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nwillow eternally Rooted in the heart of the truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nrock of ages Encouraging all to Learn To Be Still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nripples upon Still Waters when there is no wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\ninspiration lovingly kindling the Eternal Flames.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nGravity’s rainbow holding us in loving embrace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSilence forever falling between the falling drops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nlanguidly flowing fivers of Fathomless shadows.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nlight escaping from shadows on the calmest Fog.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nsoft light of the moon Gently Soothing our souls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nsilence yet lingers betwixt the notes of our songs.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSparkling Laughter dignifying our humble jokes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nPauses Lingering betwixt everyone’s dance steps.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nRainbows Of Beautiful Words Enchant Everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nFather Truth Yet Inspiring Us All to Look Within!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nMother Of All Remains Forever Full Of Surprises!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nBabbling Brook Enchanting the Flickering Flames.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSilent Victory always louder than Humble Words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nBeautiful Words Yet Defying Unbalanced Gravity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nRainbows brilliantly Coloring the whole Universe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nmoon resplendent in the Softest Light of her lover;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSilent Victory leading to all our Greatest Victories.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nsilent Explanation Emerges From the Silent Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nBeauty of Nature Still Enthralling Young and Old.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nLight Of One Truth Illuminates The Entire World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nPoetry In Motion of Sweeping Panoramic Visions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nsun rises once again never knowing our darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSingular Infinity of Great Triumphant Awareness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nInner Peace Exultant Upon Each Present Moment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nSilent Victory all must first present to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWondrous\nAwareness yet expanding to Infinity and beyond!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nUgly Ducklings Following the Most Beautiful of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nactually Straying very Far from the path we are all on;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nhaving but to take a Single Step to get back on the path!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nlove upon climbing their endless stairway to Heaven.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\nalong Sometimes become Lost among large crowds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nbegging for love upon our adventurous Way up the stairs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nto always honor your Mother and Father’s blessings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforget, that Love really does makes the universe go round!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nTo Each Forgive Others and Give All The More Easily!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nTo Seldom Underestimate The Contributions We Make!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nTo Never Underestimate What Humanity Accomplishes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The World, We Are The Children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMake A Brighter Day Just You And Me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre The Beacons Lighting The Darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSpreading\nThe Light Of The Truth, All Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nOnce\nagain Childhood’s End is upon us as we Rise to the Occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSpeak\nUp Warriors of the Rainbow, and share your beautiful words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nUp Warriors of the Rainbow, for childhood’s end is never-ending!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nof us dancing between our invisible moonbeams, to our silent melody!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nlong last speak your Beautiful Words, which would finally break the\nspell!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Arthur\nC. Clark, Muppets, Grateful Dead, Ray Charles)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWho\nThe Fuck Are You?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nYou\nhear and you forget,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nsee and yet I remember,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nmyself and understand for myself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nThe Unspeakable Empty Mind,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSees\nwithout seeing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nwithout doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStops\nBereft Staying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGives\nwithout giving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeels\nWithout Feeling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nItches\nwithout Itching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSays\nnot Really saying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSings\nWithout a sound!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoes\non without going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoves\nwithout moving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSenses\nwithout Sensing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHalts\nwithout Stopping!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTolerates\nNever abiding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeels\nbeneath all Feeling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathes\nWithout Breath!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThinks\nbereft all Thought.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThinks\nBeneath Thoughts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nof Unawareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSenses\nBeneath Sensation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBends\nwhile standing Tall;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBows\ndown never Bowing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInhabits\nwithout Dwelling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaves\nseldom going away.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoves\nWithout Movement!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoving,\nForever Unmoved!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbraces\nwithout Rejection.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecomes\nwithout Becoming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpreads\nWithout Spreading.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChanging\nremains the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnchanged\nstarts to Change.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfluences\nnever influencing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSearches\nbereft ever Seeking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpands\nWithout Expansion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYields\nwithout ever budging!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncites\nwithout even Inciting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnows\nnever really knowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMotivates\nbereft any motives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbraces\nwithout embracing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlows\nNever actually moving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlows\nDown without Braking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpands\nnever really growing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoes\nFaster never accelerating.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSteers\nnot Touching the wheel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBending\nlow achieving heights.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExplains\nwithout Explanations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nElucidates\nnot really Clarifying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nObfuscates\nwithout Influencing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nObfuscates\nwithout ever Hiding.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuestions\nnot asking a Question.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMisdirects\nWithout Misdirecting,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIlluminates\nNever shedding light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBegs\nwithout ever really Begging!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvades\nwithout any Real Evasion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgets\nnever even Remembering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfronts\nwithout actually facing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoes\nplaces without ever Leaving.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAcquires\nWithout quite acquiring!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDistributes\nwithout Parceling Out.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProvokes\nwithout ever Provoking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEntices\nwithout offering Anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnswers\nWithout ever Answering,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReferences\nwithout any references!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEstimates\nwithout Ever estimating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAssesses\nwithout Any assessments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAppraises\nwithout ever Appraising.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCalls\nout to Everyone with no voice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisperses\nwithout really Dispersing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStimulates\nWithout ever stimulating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProclaims\nwithout any Proclamation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbraces\nwithout clutching anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMe,\nmyself, and I may never explain it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwho we become just depends on me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMe\nthinks, there’s One indisputable thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomething\nwhich me, myself, and I may agree upon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWords\nare the refuge of saints and sinners alike!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClaiming\nto be too good to use their dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFatuous\nsales pitch of any aspiring con artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSheep\nfollowing money and forever fighting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlights are left on when Nobody’s Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\narguing over who is always arguing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nactually certain if they’re uncertain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain,\nas to what uncertainty means!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\npanicking, shout the sky is falling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nwandering in circles gibbering.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCloudy\nMuddy Waters, Cannot Hide!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nspark within All that cannot die.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverybody\nis Fighting Battles I Know nothing about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe Kind of Stupidity, we’re all capable of!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe Sad Clowns me, myself, and I can be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nHabits are the end of all real awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe lights are left on if Nobody’s home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ntry to Avoid any Serious domestic Disputes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEspecially\nwhen we’re the only ones Involved!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEspecially\nwhen there’s no one else to Blame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nI Try To Be Kind To The Spark In Us All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof Constantly Screaming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n"Who\nThe Fuck Are You!!!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBeginning\nof course with knowing myself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInternal\nBattles are often more surprising!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nwe can All Frighten ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nWe All Frighten One Another.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nI Use to Find my Own Way Home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nLife, Just Seems Too Much For Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nThe World Appears So Very Cold.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nNothing Ever Lends Me Comfort!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nMatter How Late, You’re Arriving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nMatter How Far, You May Roam!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nPlace Sparkles Quite Like Home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nPlace Is Ever More Welcoming.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere’s\nJust No Place Like Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nyou can’t see home plate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan’t\nSee a Forest, in the Tree!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan’t\nSee the Tree Bark Even!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan’t\nFind Our Roots, Below!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nSee a Forest For the Lorax,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nEven a Home to Return to.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo,\nwon’t you let me go down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nsweeter Wonderland dreams,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nRockabye Sweet Baby James.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n(Supertramp,\nTalking Heads, James Taylor)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCrusty\nOld Salts<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShips\nall float according to the theory of displacement,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nis by displacing more Water than their weight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDump\ntoo much weight on any ship in existence,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOverload\nit by a small amount of extra weight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nwill always Sink straight to the bottom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToo\nmuch of anything is not a Good thing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nour Ship takes on water or not!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nin A Totally Airtight Submarine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nwill still sink straight to the bottom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nanyone adding too much weight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\na straw might break a camel’s back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nHate Is Such a Terrible Thing to Waste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ntakes what we can stands till We can’t Stands no More.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExperienced\nsailors know that embracing Hate and anger!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\njust taking on more Dead Weight drinking salt water:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYour\nthirst can only grow as your Heart Sinks lower!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOvercome\nbit by bit, by your Own Caustic Weight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeeling\nunable to stop ourselves from Drinking,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInevitably\nanybody will Sink To the Bottom,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused\nas to exactly what went wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\ndays many prefer not to think about tomorrow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nall too well Aware of the state the World is in;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nrate at which we’re still Destroying the Planet,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFew\nout of the Billions are likely to ever survive.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nonly a Thirst that keeps on growing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nWe Know Not What We’re Fighting For!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\neat, drink your saltwater and be merry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nignore the man behind the curtains.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nIgnore What All the Fuss Is Over!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nignore all the lies going around.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComforted\nthat all too soon enough:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nwill sink straight to the Bottom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nlong last, thirst finally quenched,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nno one can raise another glass,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\ndeath inevitably Decides the issue.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrusty\nold salts often preferring to die,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\ngoing down without a fight,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\nthemselves as well as everyone,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFighting\ntheir own desire to fight forever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisappearing\nInto The Fathomless Depths.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSooner\nthan stop Drowning in any sorrows.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSooner\nthan Try Talking to any other people.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsistent\non sinking all the way to the bottom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsistent\nthere exist no other viable alternative!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsistent\nthey know what the hell they’re doing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTaking\neverybody left onboard down with them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPopeye\nthe sailor man, was the famous exception,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nsome crusty old salt who worked for a living;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwould bend over backwards to avoid trouble,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\nworried about what others thought of him!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually\njust preferring to Tend to his Own Business.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimple\nminded enough to still enjoy lending a hand!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWas\nalso Kind and Generous to anybody else as well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nwilling to give Others the benefit of any Doubt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\noffering his Enemies an olive branch sometimes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nif they never gave him any Real Reason to do so!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nremained ready and able to Defend those in need!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCame\nTo His Friends’ Rescue On Many An Occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nResisted Drinking Saltwater Whenever Possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwearing,\nThat It Made Him Strong To The Finish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nhe also liked to eat a lot of fresh spinach!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFending\noff scurvy, and saltwater dehydration!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Hanna\nBarberra Cartoons)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nRide\nthe Fractal Dragon<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSomething\nin the way she moves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttracts\nme like no other lover,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomething\nin the way… she moves me.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\ndon’t want to leave her now,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nknow I believe and how…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherever\nshe may lead I follow…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\ndreams really do come true.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nI’ve been living one all of my life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe dreamer, at last, awakens,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nfind himself living the dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nfor us to go forward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust first turn, and go back…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIlluminating\nthe path beneath us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurrendering\nour feet to our path!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nthe ground holding us up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHead\nin the clouds, rooted to earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nstep again lighter than the last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nwe never become completely lost.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nfor ourselves who we are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nWho we Desire to become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnsuring\nAll might touch one another.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nlovingly swaddling Rainbows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHead\nin the clouds feet on the Ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nbecome the source of lightness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity’s\nRainbow, A Hidden Treasure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nto ride our Celebrated Dragon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nreally no different, Requiring Patience.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRequiring\ncourage and a sense of humor;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeet\non The Ground Head In The Clouds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\ntolerant Disposition is often invaluable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDragons\nare famous for driving you Nuts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDragons\nare Famous for being inscrutable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\ntheir seriously warped sense of humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFractal\ndragons can Twist everyone’s brain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nWu Li masters who all study comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nResplendent\nin all the colors of the rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nsense of humor requires getting used to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\ncuriouser designs remaining undeniable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nlong unbridled hair trailing in the breeze!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEyes\nan open book that’s always clear as mud!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\nmumbling curiouser and curiouser!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nCuriosity the only thing slowing her down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSearching\nfor the location of the root metaphors.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHidden\nby the usual eight Curiouser caricatures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nResiding\nbeyond our deepest blue event horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nany sensation or human comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nLost somewhere in the memory of God.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nonly known Keys to the gateway to paradise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAtop\nthe highest mountain peaks in Wonderland,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWay\nUp High, On The Giant Stairway To Heaven.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nthan the greatest of eagles might ever soar!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nthan all the Cloud Nines ever quite ascend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nis a great wizard, with any words and concepts;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwhom, even the Tao Te Ching itself has spoken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nWu Li Master of the Worst Bullshit Fuzzy Logic.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nshe is the all powerful Avatar of Mother Nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nis the Irresistible Force of nature and every other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nis the daughter of mama Nature and father Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhom\nnone with incompatible karma may even meet,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhom\nnone with incompatible karma might ever ride!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhom\nnone with incompatible karma can understand!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou’d\nhave a better chance Attempting to fool yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nyou might as well attempt to try and Defy yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nher mother her sense of humor defies imagination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nMight As Well, Stubbornly Try To Walk On Water!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncan as well go ahead and shoot yourself in the foot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nall the good it’ll ever do you to fool with the dragon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile,\nshe and the Wu Li master share endless curiosity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\ndependent upon the other to discover any answers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nSharing a Frequently Off the Wall Sense Of Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\ndepending upon the other, to listen with their heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBoth\nwise enough, to remember to simply forget to forget.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDragons\nall know everything their Mother Nature Knows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthe secrets of navigating within the memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nWu Li Masters comprehend the secrets of the Bagua;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmathematical metaphorical language of the multiverse.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmany secrets of how to use the most beautiful of words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto make the words of the Tao Te Ching speak out loud!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto interpret, any metaphors for the benefit of the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto interpret Root Metaphors of the paradox of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto use them to open the gateway to the hidden treasures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHidden\nbehind the veiled Curtains of the Gateway to paradise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nto bend space and time to ascend the Stairway to Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nparadoxes never really make sense, unless they don’t!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nshadows remain, but the memory of the Eternal Light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwhatever they might know is what they simply don’t.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nto boldly go, where no one sane has ever gone before!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlice\nPlunges Her Long Neck Below The Blue Event Horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nher Wu Li Rider, she creates an Einstein-Rosen bridge!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe only thing they know, is they know nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus,\noccupying more than one place at any given time;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst,\nyet occupying more than one time at a place,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthe two become one with all of time and space!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDragon\nand Rider, encircling a singular infinity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHarmonious\nElegant And Humble, Simplicity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\ninfinite diversity, within infinite complexity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBearing\nthe spark yet within them, still growing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBearing\nthat which remains, beyond imagination.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearing\nthe word echoing within the empty void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfuture far behind them, the past is the present!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nalpha and omega, becoming one and the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nfuture is so bright, they’re all wearing shades!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\npresent is so compelling, the future is on hold.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npresent so seldom ever turns out to be the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPutting\nthe future behind them they relive their past.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\ntheir past they leave it behind them again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeing\nthe past and future pass before their very eyes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTogether\nthey recreate, their personal singular-infinity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nhumble efficiency, appointing greater complexity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLost secrets of genuine ignorant wisdom and virtue.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsecrets of the most ancient of any roads less traveled,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSecrets that we alone would ever Reveal to ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHidden\nbehind all of heaven’s Nebulous ethereal curtains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPast\nthe Gateway to Paradise, Atop the Highest Mountain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthey practice the Fine Arts of anarchistic facilitation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthey must first ascend, the giant stairway to Heaven.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nboth rise above, forbidding clouds upon the horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nany dark shadows are vanquished in the light of day.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nto discover ourselves, we must all ascend higher!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nonce again allow our feet to rediscover the path we are on.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nfake it until you make it baby, upon our road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nrediscover where it is all might actually fear to go the most.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nfind our poetry in motion, upon our own road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nGaze Upon The Face of God None Can Actually Remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGreat and All Powerful Wizard of Oz Behind the Curtains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeanwhile,\nWu Li and Alice, Dance On Invisible Moonbeams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWorking\nfeverishly they assemble all the pieces of the puzzle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nto first collect all of the pieces of the key metaphors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nin the possession of the eight Wonderland caricatures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nthe four root metaphors hidden within the eight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nto discover who has their finger on the button!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nignorant bliss, somewhere over the rainbow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDown\nthe rabbit hole upon the yellow brick road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nIgnorant Virtue, can be its own reward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLost\nsomewhere inside the memory of God,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClimbing\nthe great stairway to Heaven,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nthe deep blue event horizon,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nthe gateway to paradise,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAtop\nof the highest peaks of the Great Valley below!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n(The\nBeatles, Chinese fairytale, Alice in Wonderland)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHappy\nIdiots<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nvirtue can be its own reward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\ndown the road of life less traveled,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClueless\nas to how to best get from point A to B,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nhave clueless friends, we must first be clueless;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nforever Ignorant virtue remains Undeniable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDespite\nsome wackier cartoon logic that applies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nIgnorant Wisdom is childishly knowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nlike Total Idiots we stop watching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherever\nin Hell we may think we’re going.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Busy\ntalking on a cellphone or something!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFoolish Path is not what it used to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nstrangely enough remains unchanged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverything\nblending into cloudy horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nevery Direction things all look the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\neach fork in the road looks the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForks\nExtending out to infinity and beyond!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForks\nBranching to more forks Ad Infinitum.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForks\nall blending into Ever Cloudy horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ntelling, Where In Hell that road could lead.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nhow we all got on the road we’re on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nany road has a real beginning or end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoing\nnowhere from nowhere, as fast as we can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLife\nin the fast lane, on our fast track to nowhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUp\nahead at every signpost, its the Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGetting\noff the road altogether is the only way out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExcitement\nfollows great confusion and indecision,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe’re\non the road to nowhere getting nowhere fast!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanyone know, how far it is until our next exit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanybody know the height of the Empire State!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanyone know Zen and the Art of Motorcycles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nvaliant few, attempt to drive from the backseat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverybody\ndriving in circles talking faster in circles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nall begin to drive faster and talking even faster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nstart driving in circles, screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nstumble out upon their knees, from exhaustion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLife\nin the fast lane, surely makes you lose your mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnough\nthat some ponder if riding in the trunk is safer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMad\nenough their Red Queen yells off with their heads.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLife\nin the fast lane to drive Never-ending Armageddon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLife\nIn The Fast Lane pulling over at the Hotel California!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanybody, have any clue, as to where the hell we are?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanybody, anywhere ever really know what time it is?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanybody ever really care?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis the happy idiot, supposedly in charge around here?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWish\nyou were here,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof all of these other sorry clowns bumbling around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nme, myself, and I enjoy being happy idiots too,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nthere is no one alive who is youer than you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Eagles,\nChicago, Talking Heads, Pink Floyd, Dr Seuss)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSublime\nLime Jell-O<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nUnexplored\nvistas opening up before me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPossibilities\nI have seldom considered,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNature’s\nendless wonders calling me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnticing\nme to Go outside and play!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nCall of the Wild to Investigate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nI want to soar with the eagles?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigh\nwithin the great wide open;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRun\nFastest Among the Wolves?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThrough\na Forest of great trees?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nrise up through the canopy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwinging\nwith Bold monkeys.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGossip\nwith all the Monkeys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nEating the Sweet Fruit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPausing\nto Smell the flowers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSavour\na Moment of Silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npossibilities are endless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNature\ncan be fantastic fun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nbelieve I may try them all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwhich one do I try first?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\nmust learn to Crawl.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nreally trying to Walk!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWalk\nbefore learning to Run.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRun\nbefore learning to Jump!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJump\nbefore trying To Swing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwing\nif we wish to Fly High!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nfirst everybody has to Try!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\njoining the Wild Things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nDoing Any Head Stands.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nTrying Fancy Cartwheels!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nUsing, Any Of Your Vital Energy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nWiggle And Jiggle, Like Lime Jell-O!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nGet\nDown All Funky Green and Translucent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMr.\nSmooth’s Sweet Talking Cool!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpectacular\nDepths All Sparkling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLoose\nand Firm yet Wiggly-jiggly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHamsters\nthat Laugh Hysterically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFunky\nmonkeys jiggling Tummies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPiddlewiddlediddle\nin the Middle.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nMellow as well as Humble.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nas Soft as, Pink Bubblegum!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSweet\nas The Freshest of Ripe Fruits.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nVibrating\nLike The Energizer Bunny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWavy\nGravy As Mr Smooth Himself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTopological\nQuantum Entanglement.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumming\nwith your own resonance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeel\nthat which no one Else may Feel.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeel\nthat which there is No Substitute.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDeep\ndown in the Core of Your Being.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShimmy\nShammy with every Sammy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nthe origin of Real Satisfaction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\nthe origin of True inner Peace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nfirst embracing feeling any Jiggling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ncomprehend the order of all Things.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nLearn How to Run, Fly, And Swing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nLearn the Many Secrets of Existence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFirst\nDwell On, Any Stinking Thinking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeditate\nUpon The Sublime Lime Jell-O!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof only the Best in entertainment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof humanity’s brilliant Inner Glow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof the Funkiest of cosmic vibrations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof Any Greater Personal Satisfaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof what makes the World Go Around.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSource\nof that which makes Life Worthwhile!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOrigin\nof The Cosmic Vibes in Our Universe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOrigin\nof the great Rainbow Fractal Dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nblinder Visions of madmen and saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHubcaps\non any car spinning backwards!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProducing\ninner peace and contentment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nImbibe\nthe delightful sweet Lime Jello!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHerein\nlie any secrets of Wonderland!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ntiniest vibrating wiggly-jigglies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConsider\nthe lilies of the field, how they grow;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nToil Not neither do they spin.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet,\nspread everywhere like weeds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMold,\nbacteria, or even cockroaches!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOrganic\nperpetual Motion machines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContextually,\nNaturally Supernatural!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContractually\nobligated to their Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChilling\nGreen quanta Jiggle deliciously.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCoy\nabout anyone Touching their Diaper!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChange\nColors and flavors Spontaneously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConstantly\nplaying the game of peek-a-boo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nColor\nCoordinate their cloths by themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCapable\nof effortlessly slinging more Zingers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nMama Can Play Wicked Peek-a-boo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYo\nMama Makes The Best Sublime Lime Jell-O.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYo\nMama Knows all the Moves and then some!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYo\nMama Wiggles and Jiggles like nobody else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYo\nMama, can run, jump, fly, swing, and swim!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYo\nMama’s nose knows how to change diapers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYogi\nBerra was coming in, from out in left field,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\novernight Yogi instantly became famous,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nexcitedly yelling out at practice one day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n90%\nof this game is all half-mental head-trips!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreat\nbehinds all being of the fruitier variety,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Usually\ndiddling, twiddling, and dawdling)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrefer\nfruity tootie bananas, in lime Jell-O;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually,\nwith all the little marshmallows,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nany bullshit, all the more colorful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrightest\ngreen, and yellower flowing crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlbeit\nif they happen to be less fussy eaters;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nenjoy scarfing down, their own bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEagerly\nwallowing, in their own colorful crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nterribly hesitant to wait to procrastinate,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSensually,\nenjoying the warm feeling spreading,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreedily\neating again, whatever they regurgitate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCovered\nfrom head to toe with Sublime Lime Jello!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreen\nJell-O dribbling as they shovel in two fistfuls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDepending\nupon, just how delightfully any bananas!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nhappen to twiddle, widdle, and diddle chilling out in lime Jell-0!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFruity\nTootie Bananas<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nI\nWant To Buried Vertically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nUpsidedown\nUnder a Fruit Tree!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPreferably,\nA Cloying Fruit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nReally And Truly Fruity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFruity Tootier Rooten Tooten Fruity Fruits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nkind That Occupy a Room,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nAll Stand Out In a Crowd!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTaking\nUp any Time and Space!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\njust any Bland Banana Tree.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBodaciously,\nUnashamed Fruits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\njust some Overgrown Shrub.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nanother fruit Bereft Its Seeds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nanother Hideous ornamental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreferring\nto keep it in the Family.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCloned\nhybrids all being the Same.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClones\nwill often Drone On and on.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nconvinced cloned Incest Is Best!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnless\nThey Happen to Be Plantain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nWish nothing to do with Them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nSeeds that Never Germinate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToo\nSmall for any to Actually Sprout.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToo\nTiny for anybody to really notice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWorthless\nseeds unfit for composting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToo\nSmall, for the Birds to even Enjoy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRetired\nbunches buried Upside-down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlong\nwith all of their Worthless seed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nThe Smiles, Becoming Sad Frowns!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnhappy\nclowns cloned upside-down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBuried\nupsidedown their smiles frown!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nto jump back on their feet Again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nWorthless like all Their seeds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOccasionally\nan entire clone Family tree.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBurying\nEach Other Wherever They Can.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClowns\nall cloning around Upside-down.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCloning\nthemselves at Every opportunity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClones\nburied upside-down all over town.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCloned\nclowns keeping it all in the Family.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClannish\ncloned clowns are forever Inbred.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCloned\nyellow smile painted on their faces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif they had an actual genetic inheritance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nNever germinate in the hot tropical sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRotting\nbefore they can even hit the ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nLast One of Them as Sterile as a Mule.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nlast one soon to become soft and limp!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif they could be allergic to the facts of life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif they were all Catholic Priests and Nuns.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif never learning about the birds and bees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif never having had an orgasm in their life.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsignificant\nEven When Properly Deep Fried.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nredeeming Value by any known Standard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nof any real substance like cotton Candy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nLike straw without any Taste whatsoever.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDevoid\nof any taste like eating wet Cardboard.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDefinitely\nNot worth ever writing home about.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNonetheless\nmay ripen fruity Tootier bananas.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPossessing\nonly Trivial amounts of Potassium.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWittgenstein\nforever rolling over in his Grave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nIndeterminate in Quantum Superposition.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nlaughing reciting childhood Limericks.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrom\nfar out in left field, Yogi Berra yelling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nagain 90% of this game is half-mental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nstill attempting to Contribute even after their deaths,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthe many Livelier fruity fruits growing on planet earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGratuitous\nfruity Flatulence reserved for Stephen Wright!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nBreathing New Death, Into The Totally Meaningless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSocrates\nreminding me To Be Fruity and multiply fruits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpread\nIgnorant Bliss Going All Fruity Tootie Bananas!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes,\nI’ll even get post cards from The Far Side!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPhotographs\nof earth taken from extreme high orbit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWritten\nin saffron yellow crayon, on back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGenerations\nof cloned clowns salute you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConcerned\nthat you might not be alright,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nconsensus was to drop you a note!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRather\nthan coming to talk in person!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGoodbye\nand thanks for all the fish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReassuring\nto know that As Usual,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou’re\nonly Out To Lunch again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMe,\nmyself, and I knowingly nod to ourselves upon contemplating,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ncloned clown fruits of endless generations after generation… <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\nOf\nthe more rooten tooten, homegrown, fruity tootie bananas!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Douglas\nAdams, Garry Larson)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSparkling\nWonderland<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilent\nFireworks, Sparkling Diamonds, Falling Rain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGentle\norb Shimmering Down upon supine waves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBurdens\nquietly relinquished in Velvet Darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich Yet possesses purpose and direction;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nEscapes Me only to return again and again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTime\nand tide wait for None in the pouring rain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nlost horizons storm clouds keep rolling in.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwollen\ndrops all sag each heavier than The last,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGlistening\nwith the Promise Of new life to come!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nbeckoning all to return home once again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nSleep perchance to dream of days yet to come!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\ndrop a Memory of Brighter Days in the sun.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\neach drop also a river none may step in twice,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReturning\nhome relaying the Warmth Of our sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMelting\namorphously under the tempestuous sea;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLuxuriating\nin the warmth of A Far Greater Truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPersistence\nof awareness Lingering in the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nto be Lost forever just fading into the sunset.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nto be lost Forever mere dust before the wind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nto be lost forever On the Bottom of the ocean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nTo Be Lost On Top Of The Highest Mountain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaffected\nBy the Vagaries of Stormy Ocean Waves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaffected\nby greater time’s less Forgiving Fortunes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDelightful\nSilence Dances Between the Falling Drops.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearkening\nthe Memory of God on the waters of life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOff\nin the distance A Beacon Of Hope in all darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfailing to lend comfort To All hands lost at sea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nbored, or dismissive with those all around him!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfailing to Stand Strong against Outrageous Fate.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfailing to Guide All Through the Raging Storms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDazzling\nBeacon Yet Penetrates Our Deepest Darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBringing\nrenewed life and Hope to myriad good things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\naroused the sea passionately embraces her Lover!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStanding\nFirm as of Carved Out of the Rock of Gibraltar;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStanding\nOut Standing Tall upon the shore’s Beachhead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nhe eagerly Anticipates every tender loving caress!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaiting\nfor the mud to settle within the eye of the Storm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nTogether they embody their own poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAwaiting\na shared crescendo of divine heavenly thunder!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nin each other’s arms Safe Harbor From the Storm;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaiting\nFirmly Rooted to the Earth head up in the clouds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif in gratitude for their wondrous emancipated feeling;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlong\nwith the change in weather all eyes turn to Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsee if the sun will yet Shine Through the darkest clouds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsee if the brilliant light may yet penetrate their darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrace them again with Tender Ineffable pleasure and joy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ngrace them yet again with the Gift Of Life and awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nprivate Silent Explanation of the Victory of The Silence;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nsummoning the upward Spiraling Stairway To Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeeling\nall the Love Reigning down upon the earth from above,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilent\nfireworks Sparkle Ceaselessly going off in every direction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\nrain upon a tin roof Conjuring Up a Romance just for two,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nit is above, so be it below, within A Sparkling Wonderland Of Rain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nColor\nMy World<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nInner\nPeace And Joy Accompany Mama’s Sparkling Laughter,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nEchoing out to infinity from beyond the empty void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nTrue Happiness is having no desires for myself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nI’m happy just doing whatever it is I’m doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerfectly\ncontent simply to do a Good day’s Work.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\na care in the world I surrender to the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nUncertainties Silly Worries or Distractions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nGratification Simply being who I am!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nBliss Acquiescing to what is to come.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nDance Delightfully All Around Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDarkest\nof all Darkness still somehow visible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlickering\nInvisible Pixies, Without Attitudes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnticing\nme ever Onward towards my center.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBewitching\nSilence Dances between the notes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\ntiniest gesture compels me ever forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na leaf Cast Adrift on the highest of winds;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nthe Sun Shinning Through, After A Storm.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Newborn Infant before Learning to smile.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Wave Gently Reborn yet again mid-ocean!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaving\nall my Worldly Cares on the far horizon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRelinquishing\nAll of My Burdens In the Distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nthat I alone may Lay me Down To Sleep again;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nmy cares Fading becoming lost in the distance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nmy Burdens Vanish As If never having existed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthe Problems of the World another Bad Dream!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRejoicing\nwaters of life dance on the Gentle Breeze.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRiding\nLike the Wind, Inside the Great Wide Open!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSailing\nPast Wooden Ships on the Water Very Free.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nRejoicing On Rejoining the Land Of the Living!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlying\nHigher Than the greatest of Eagles ever Soar!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe moon and her lover find Solitude At Last.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nThan Any Cloud Nines May Actually Attain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRainbows\nFollowing Them wherever they would go.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDazzling\nAll Who may look upon them Unprepared.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrilliant\ndiamonds All Agleam in luminous sunlight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHeedless\nof the Exact Destination, that Awaits Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nBrilliance Proclaiming their Overwhelming Joy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTwinkling\nstars come to shine down on mother earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nfall to earth or ascend yet higher unto the heavens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReveling\non discovering their own Glorious Freedom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrating\ntheir newfound Freedom within the void.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpressing\ntheir Gratitude to the Mother of All Voids.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpressing\nGratitude and Amazement For their Grace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpressing\ntheir Simple Joy in Taking Part In Creation,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHypnotic\nBabbling Of A Brook, As The Surf Comes In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nvelvet white noise assuages all in complete silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ncool flowing Breeze softly caresses my entire body.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nthe softer silence flowing Unimpeded through me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nthe quiet overhead shade yet gently appeasing me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMusic\nbereft any instruments and songs bereft all lyrics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLanguorous\nIntertwining Shadows Melt on the Horizon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nmy surroundings revealed as sheer poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPromenading\nshadow and Silence in each Delicious note.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nenjoining me to come Celebrate Dancing with them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnthralling\nme Mother nature dances to her own melody!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nlove Blossoming out to infinity from beyond eternity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nshe continues to dance delightfully cajoling me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCaptivating\nvoices of the Universal Choir sing her praises,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLuxuriating\nin their personal freedom on the rock of Ages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBasking\nin the light of Mama and Papa’s Bountiful Graces!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nNaive grace of the Smallest Child dancing delightfully.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\njust because she can’t help but break out in dance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nbecause Dancing Joyfully is what she was born to do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHarmonious\nAwareness Celebrates everything in existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLengthening\nshadows race the Still Fading Light of the sun.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilence\nquickly following them, taking the long way home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsleep to slumber once more perchance dream yet again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ndream of fleeting contours Escaping all Consciousness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ndiscover In Repose what escapes us in our Daily lives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nembrace what solace yet awaits surrendering to Fate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nSomehow Remembers, Their Dreams Come True!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nsomehow summons the dreamer to dream again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncommands all of space and time in their dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwould soar higher still than the stars and moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncan accept what lies beyond all comprehension;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncould Summon the Weary to Dream Yet Again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\neagerly accepts what Is to be but Pure Fantasy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nmay embrace what never has made any sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhose\ndreams follow them wherever they may go.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nStill Embraces, What Never Will Make Sense.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nOthers May Summarily Dismiss As Fiction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nThe Greatest Of All Possible Confidence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHolding\nIt Nearest and Dearest To Their Heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nOnly Their Love, In Such Moments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAt\nlong last two Lovers embrace once again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\ncommon Desire to Please each other!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nColor\nmy world with hope of loving you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(CSNY,\nChristopher Cross, Chicago)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThis\nMortal Coil<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNewborn\nbabies always love their mothers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnconditionally,\nand with all of their tiny little hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArriving\ninto our world already loving them,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ndoubting their love for a single second.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nwondering why they Love her so much.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nlove’s So Strong they would do anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nin Heaven and Earth might stop them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nalive could ever replace the love they feel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nquestion is not whether we have ever loved!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether Our own Love is ever strong enough.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether someone else’s love Is Strong Enough!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether our own Heart is really strong enough.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether Our Love’s But a Fool’s Game We Play!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether finding love again is all about letting go;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love is for the young and foolish at heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether we can ever replace somebody we’ve lost.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether Good Loving is The Finest Thing Around.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love, is just the biggest scary can of worms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love’s the result of any biological hormones.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether Love Depends On Anyone’s Astrology Sign!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love’s something only Jesus might give us all.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love demands more than anybody has to give.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love’s anything we can put off for another day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether Love is But a Mystery Beyond Comprehension.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether Love Is Only For the Lucky, Rich, And Famous!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love just depends on being unlucky at gambling.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether good Loving Is about making Personal Sacrifices;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love’s Forever Much More trouble than Its Worth,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love is Just an option some choose to live without,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love is just another Hollywood Fantasynightmare.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love can actually make the whole world go round!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether Real Love demands greater personal commitment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether love depends upon anyone we know giving more!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nWhether We Should Wait Longer For Old Wounds to Heal.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether our hearts are dreadfully damaged beyond repair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether the Fates are against any of us ever knowing love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nwhether it’s even still possible for us to learn to love again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwhen did we become so sad, angry, hateful, and spiteful?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nhas our own attitude, taken a nose dive for the worse?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ndid we lose contentment to simply love and be loved?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove,\nhappiness, and joy are neither created, nor destroyed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCapable\nof only being rediscovered inside God’s memory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\ntaking a journey down our own road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\na journey of a thousand miles begins with a step!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nthe masters of our fates the captains of our souls,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nmatters not how straight the gate or charged the scripture of the\nscroll!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmemory awaits us all on the road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nOne Greater Truth, that defines our existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nonly a rare few could ever see in all its glory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nNaive Child of God Yet Abides Within All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\nthinking of theirs, as merely caricatures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnimals\nwhich act up every now and again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWild\nbeasts which each must learn to tame.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthe tiniest of all newborn babes know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nreally knowing that they know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nunderstanding what it means!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\neven really thinking about it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\na clue as to how they know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\never having, to make sense.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nwe may all still feel yet again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we know we have within.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nface none actually remembers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich abides, our foolishness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich, even blind eyes yet see!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nears of the deaf would still hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes,\nin order to watch a clock!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmust all sleep turning out the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nanything else by being unaware!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nourselves from beating ourselves up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrevent\nourselves running round in circles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMindlessly\nattacking, all that we would love.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nScreaming\nand shouting, kicking our own ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRanting\nand looking for someone else to blame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\ngetting nowhere accomplishing nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsleep, perchance to dream, aye, there’s the rub,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nin that sleep of death what dreams may come,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwe have shuffled off this mortal coil,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n Knowing\nwhat nightmares we have wrought upon ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(William\nHenley, Shakespeare)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFoggy\nMountain<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFog\ncascades down the mountain, like a blanket,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExposing\npockets of fluff… abandoned in the rush.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe quiet morning hour becomes memorable,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nshadow surprises me, by visibly radiating light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLight\nexplodes outward, from within dark shadows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif my reserved humble shadow leads a Secret Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif my Shadow were more than just An Empty Void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nIf My Pale Shadow, Had Somehow Been Electrified!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif it were Normally Just too much of a Wall Flower!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nI gaze on my shadow cast upon the still fog.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHundreds\nof rays all dancing like flame or lightening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthrilled for a chance to dance free of the darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nnone may see the light around another’s shadow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nas none may see any darkness in another’s Soul!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nshadows are but Dim memories of greater light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight within Everyone which cannot really die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\nof my companions could easily lie to the rest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nbecause we’re Honest we bust out Laughing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnjoying\nmama’s really wicked sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nincredible eight dimensional punch lines.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurprising\nreminders of our mortal fallibility,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif she’s playing Peek-A-Boo with infants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\njoking, we’re all big babies to someone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nreminding all, the Truth remains,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ncontext which decides any content!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsilent truth, embraces everything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncan lie to everyone around you,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nthen who would care about anything you say?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nno one cares, what you have to say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nmuch better to simply remain silent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithholding\nstupid personal comments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nthe treasure of golden silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n Laugh\npolitely, at mama’s sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThank\nher, for revealing yet another Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCompliment\nher for sharing anything new!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemaining\nmindful, of papa’s greater truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nmama calls, and papa is our rock!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nlife’s poetry in motion, demands attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBe\nattentive, to any echoes within the silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSearch\nfor the darkness in your surroundings.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBe\nnot afraid, for all shadows contain the light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nnever allow great darkness to swallow you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeek\nout any light struggling to escape the dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCast\nall your shadows upon the calm pool of fog!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLook\nfor your signs within confronting any truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeek\nOut The Light still attempting to escape you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscover\ncontentment in our victory of the silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nhow to be just as still as the Rock of Ages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\ndiscovering the joy in every silent explanation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscovering\nfor yourself, who you really desire to be,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscovering\nfor yourself your spark within never dies.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTake\nThe Way Less Traveled, the way returns the favor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYour\nfeet can shape the path, as the way shapes your feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nhonesty with ourselves remains the greater loving truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe shinning path to untold wonders, upon the yellow brick road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Ozark\nNational Forest)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFly\nLike An Eagle<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFlying\nWith The Eagles,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nMy Spirit, Carry Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRising\nAbove Our World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSoaring\nOver The Ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nOver the Tall Forest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nThan, Any Mountain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nThan the Dark Clouds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigher\nthan Anyone has flown.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nReach for the Sun and Moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nGaze Upon, Untold Splendor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere,\nTwo Lovers Still Embrace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nOpen Sky covers the ocean.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nOpen Space Fills Your Soul.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe Wind Calls to her lover!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nSpirits have room to Dance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nopen air, embraces the Mother.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst,\nBaby Peeps Clutch her tight.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif afraid to ever Let her Go again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif Afraid the Moment Could End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif afraid she could abandon them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\ntheir destiny yet awaits them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nof ceaselessly passing seasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nhow deeply she loves them all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nfear can become the mindkiller!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nof which way Fowl winds blow.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEarth\nMother Embraces her peeps back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nthe peeps must all leave the nest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nShe Must Push Them All Out Herself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\ntheir leap of faith on thinnest air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to become, what God’s intended!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTriumphant\nSwan, of every child’s dream!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTriumphant\nSwan, of the great wide open!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTriumphant\nin all of our accomplishments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTriumphant\nwe sing praises unto the moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nIs No Greater Purpose Or Satisfaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nGreater Power Exists In The Entire Verse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ngreater meaning awaits hidden away in any distant valley!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthat all any can ever know is they know nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSailing\nlike the wind, through the highest of tree tops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwonder is the beginning, of all wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nResting\ncomfortably at the end of a long day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing,\nthe world remains far greater,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nany of us, may ever determine,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nanyone might begin to imagine.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMuch\nless could hope to comprehend.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMuch\nless, could really hope to desire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGentle\nlaughter, yet echoes in the void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuietest\npatter, of tiny scampering feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nstill flickering in all directions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrailing\nechoes lost to the far flung void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nme, as if my personal shadow;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDelicious\ngiggles abruptly fade in silence.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMemories\nof a warm sparkle deep inside,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccompanying\nus all, even in our sleep!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSatisfaction,\nthat money just can’t buy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nrest perchance to soar high again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsoar into the greatest of heights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nWant To Fly Like An Eagle Let My Spirit Carry Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nyour wildest of dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nany ability to imagine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nany ability to fathom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nbones, will find final rest,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFacing\nupward, for eternity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\ngaze, as wide as space!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInto\nthe great, wide open!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpirit\nsoaring, yet again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInside\nthe endless void!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nwondrous delights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nuntold abundance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Steve\nMiller, Serenity)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\nA Wonderful World<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nI\nsee trees of green, red roses too.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nsee them bloom, for me and you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nI think to myself, what a wonderful world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nsee skies of blue, and clouds of white.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbright blessed day, the dark sacred night.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nI think to myself, what a wonderful world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nColors of the Rainbow, so pretty in the sky.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAre\nalso on the faces, of people going by.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nsee friends shaking hands…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSaying,\n"How do you do?"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’re\nreally saying,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n"I\nlove you".<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nhear babies cry… watch them grow…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’ll\nlearn much more, than I’ll ever know.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nI think to myself, what a wonderful world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYes,\nI think to myself, what a wonderful world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOh\nyeah.<br\/>\n(Louis Armstrong original lyrics)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilent\nVictory<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThose\nwho know their greatest Enemies Know without doubt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nGreatest Battles Are Always Fought Within;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nJudging Others I Too Have Been Judged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJudging\nMyself to Be All the More Wanting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJudging\nmyself Less worthy than I imagined.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJudging\nmyself less Worthy than any desired!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Child desiring to become so much more.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nVoices Within, None Ever Actually Silences!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGibbering\nmonkeys Clutching onto all our backs.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDistractions\nfrom What We All still Hold Dearest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnable\nTo Listen they cannot Hold Conversations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIrritating\nMocking Echoes and Flattering Fantasies;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGhosts\nAnd Wraiths of Everyone’s Past And Future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsistent\nupon Bending Our Ears every way they can.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDemanding\nOur Personal Attention all for themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthe louder the harder we strive to Drive them Away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nwe Do Something that we have Never Done Before!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nin Losing our own minds,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nfinally Come To our Senses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nour Own Experiences!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ncan Nurture more confidence:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nthe very ground below our feet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nEach Other, as well as ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nElevating\nOurselves In The Process!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLifting\neach other up off the ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnjoying\nSharing smiles as We do so;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRaising\nourselves as we Raise Others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfronting\nour worst of Nightmares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nwhat it Means To Be content!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nhow to truly live Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRediscovering,\nThe Zest For Life Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nour worlds, both Outside and in.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\nas we help each other balance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nis no Greater, Possible Satisfaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ngreater Happiness and joy is possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nGreater Contentment is ever achieved,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nLiving Lives Indistinguishable From Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\ndreams reflecting all our true feelings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nliving the dream we Create our dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\njust listening Promote greater Tolerance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\njust being ourselves, Discover each other.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nothers by choosing to be ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we Give becoming the love we take!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we Get Back, may still live on again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove we Share multiplying exponentially!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeet\nshaping Our paths as the path shapes us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nstep sheer harmonious poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe invincible peaceful warrior Lies within!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\ngreat truth embraces his own Vulnerability!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\ngreatest love lending his hands to humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\ngreatest joy becoming sheer poetry in motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nattainment when Great Silence Speaks loudest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nheroic Strength Abides in his personal Integrity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nWeakness Becoming a source of greater Strength!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nhonor and Integrity in actualizing Ignorant Virtue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nPride in seldom having any desire or Use For Pride!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nSpirituality from his truth of A Miracle To Believe In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\ngood name is A Princely Jewel Wrapped in filthy rags!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\naccomplishments Artfully Sowing Peace, Love, and Joy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nCompassion the Awareness That All Can Know Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nsense of Humor in Asking Himself what was the question?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nUnbound Sense Of Wonder And Beauty Residing in Nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nSerenity In Mama Calling and Papa Remaining His Rock of Ages!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nConfidence, In Seldom Underestimating Anybody’s Contributions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nwillingness to humble himself,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWillingness\nto Confront himself,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWillingness\nto Be truly Honest.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConscious\nit is Now Or Never!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFuture Can Wait Forever!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nPast, Can’t Stop Waiting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nbetter time for us to begin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nGreater Opportunity Exists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nbetter way to Command Fate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmatter requires more Attention!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nGreater Power in the verse Exists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTry?!\nThere Is No Try…Do Or Do Not!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\n90% Of This Game Half-mental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nothers we embrace ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nyourself you learn who you are.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat we All Share the same mother!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat we’re All Still Children of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nThat All Struggle upon their ascent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat you Haven’t Lived a single day,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat no one has ever Known Victory,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nyou do something special for another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nany poor unsuspecting slob you’ve met!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nanother clueless fool who knows nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncan’t find the words to thank you enough!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Who\nhas no real clue why you are helping them)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncan never, possibly, ever hope to repay you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsudden familiar expression of comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsudden surprised looks of humbled recognition!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthe Silent Victory of the Truth is Triumphant again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSilent Truth that leads to ever greater silent victories,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nVictory\nresiding in paying it forward, until the end of time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilent\nExplanations<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIf\nYou Cannot Explain Something,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\na five year old, can understand it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nyou don’t understand it yourself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused\nover what could really matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused,\nwhen living life is actually easy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused,\nwhen life would really be so easy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused\nwhen embracing any silence is easy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfused\nwhen quiet silence may be deafening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nSilent Explanations All Speak loudest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExplanations,\nNeed seldom take up a lot of Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExplanations\nNeed Seldom Be Terribly Elaborate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nSilence Says More, Than All Of Our Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nSilence May Fill A Room, With Significance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\na simple smile, nod, or glance still says it all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nsounds of Deep Silence echo beating hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nsilently Holding One another just feels right!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nThe Sound of Silence Still Rings with Import!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nAdding More Merely Detracts from the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreat\nSilence can be revealed as a hidden treasure.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngolden silence Treasured by ancient children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngreater Context Deciding All of our content!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nrequiring any defend their own Silence,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none Greater truth embodies all integrity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmancipate\nyourself, from mental slavery,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nbut ourselves can free our minds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHave\nNo Fear For Atomic Energy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCause\nnone of dem, can stoppa the time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nalone have the Power to surrender!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAlone Have the Ability to Accept!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSelf-Deception,\nLoathing, and Hate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nThat None Might Do Better!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nTo Improve, Upon Thyself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGenuinely,\nBecoming Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting…Who\nWe All Are!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWon’t\nYou Help Me, Sing…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nSongs…of Freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt’s\nAll I Ever Had……..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nREDEMPTION…\nSONGS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUp\nis the only direction possible,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\ndown is a complete Abstraction;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDown\nno longer Matters to anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDown\nis no longer anyone’s concern.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nyou can’t be sure anymore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwe Inevitably Hit Rock Bottom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nNothing Remains to hold us up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nWe can’t Find our Feet anymore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nseeing The Ground approaching.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nSeeing Those Wanting to help us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nfinding contentment in Anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nRecognizing Who we Desire to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nrecognizing who are True Friends!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Look Within To Find the World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Look Within To Find The Truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Look Within to Find Happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Look Within to Find an Answer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Look Within to Find any Hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nMust Search Within For One Another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nFaith Inside, Discover Our World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nothers learn more about ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\neach other become more ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nfaith within Rediscover Our World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearing\nother voices Listening to Ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nListening to Others our Voices are Heard.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReaching\nout to each other we Find Comfort!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReaching\nOut All Would Inspire Inner Peace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nRedemption Songs… Its All I Ever Had…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRedemption\nSongs Of The Silent Explanation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRedemption\nSongs Keeping Me Free At Heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRedemption\nSongs, Singing Of Golden Silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nto myself of Our Love, Lost and found!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nof Love All Still Share With Our World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nof Loved Ones Lost, but never forgotten,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nof the Love still To Be Realized By us All.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nof the Great Triumphs of Our Silent truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nof Silent Words the Colors of the Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSinging\nAll Our Rainbow Words Can Defy Gravity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nSoar with the Eagles, Upon the Greatest Heights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nSwim Free In The Sea with Dolphins and whales!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nWrestle with the Great Apes In their Own Jungle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nDance with the Gray Wolf Howling At the Moon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbe Comforted by our pets if we happen to be sad!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nComfort All Our Loved Ones Whenever Possible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nRequiring our one shared silent explanation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich every beating heart might always Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nWords Become Inadequate, And Redundant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nnothing is better than just sharing the silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nour shared silence is worth its weight in gold!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nSharing A Silent Moment Together Is Everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful just to be able to share any silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful, just to watch another silent sunrise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful, Simply To Share One Another’s Pain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful Just To Be Aware That We’re Still Alive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful To Feel The Entire Universe Come To Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful For Good Friends Who Share Our Gratitude!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nGrateful To Be Able To Feel Our Own Pain Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGrateful\nto watch another sunrise, never knowing darkness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughing\njust to hear the sound, of another’s laughter again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis how the abiding silent Truth is eternally triumphant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nmakes all our gratitude real, for our silent explanations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nlove’s what makes, anything and everything possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning,\nscreaming, and shouting only because we feel like it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nIt Just Because That’s What You Really Feel Like Doing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nIt, Because It Feels Like The Right Thing For You To Do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nIt, Without Any Ever Regretting Even A Single Moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoing\nSomething Special, To Let Another Know How You Feel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\ndeciding for ourselves, may we all be citizens of the world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nThe Sister And Brotherhood Of Our Own Humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nWould Become The Light Of Our One Shared Greater Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nsilent explanations become more than enough for anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbest things in life, never require any elaborate explanations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe tiniest glance, smile, or Gentlest laughter will suffice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nnone has ever lived a day none has ever Known Victory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nSharing Silent Explanations, With All Their Loved Ones!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nCan Never Thank Them Enough Or Return Their Favor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGuard\nyour good name as a precious jewel wrapped in rags.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nVictory of Our Silent Truth can leave us all Speechless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nUnto Others As You Wish Them To Do Unto Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPay\nit forward playing the only really fun game in town,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nonly game, that merely requires silent explanation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Bob\nMarley)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWeeping\nWillow<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nGreat\nTrees Do Not Grow So Easily:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWind,\nice, drought, flood, insects, forest fires and disease,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRage\nOver the Years Taking their Toll!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nthe Tallest and Straightest of Trees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMake\nfor the very best lumber and Thus,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’re\nFrequently Cut Down For Timber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrought\nDown By Their Very Own Success!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nthe Hickory Has the Strongest of Woods!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nStrong It Will Dull Saw Blades!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nGnarly, Contorted, and Twisted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nThey’re Very Seldom Harvested.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nduring times of drought the roots will weaken;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nthe first storm may easily blow it right over!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nown great strength possesses an Achilles heal!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\ncontrast willows are not really tall nor strong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNeither\ngood for lumber or hard to chop down.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nfrequently, extremely modest and flexible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\namong the deepest of nature’s tap roots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\naccess a hidden treasure trove of water.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n Endure\nthe longest and hardest of droughts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHunched\nover, merely appear to be beaten,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlexible\nabove they bow to the four winds,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDeeply\nrooted they’re all steady as a rock.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPumping\nwater it can survive forest fires,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthey are not even good, for shade!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet,\nstill stands strong when others fall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThriving\nin demanding environments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwould likely kill another species.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nthe Weeping Willow is different!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOutlasting\nmany of the trees around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncluding\nother trees crowding it out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBranches\nwailing away in high winds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShading\nit out from the light of the sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStrangling\nits roots in the ground below!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrowding\nout all hope of spreading roots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nWillows quite rare in comparison!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nbeing so useless they are seldom planted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften,\nonly being planted as an ornamental!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nmodest they never thrive many places.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nmay thrive holding river banks together!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nleaning far out over wild Raging rivers.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegularly\nflooded by ferocious spring storms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTaproots\nstop them from being washing away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nif the Ground Vanishes from under them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreventing\nlong droughts from killing them off.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlexible\nabove all the debris doesn’t kill them all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\ncan take any licking and just keep on going.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nbranches break, and keep right on growing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLogs\nwill roll right Over them without hesitating.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nwasting any time holding strong Grudges!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nthe other trees Will all End up down river,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nseeing the use in being Angry and Spiteful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\npumps up water, to share with them anyway.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLong\nleaves showering them in their hour of need,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProviding\nthem all With greatly appreciated relief.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nmatter how mean they might have been to Her!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ndesperately in need of what water she offers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe long Summer Droughts hit them hardest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDisplaying\nsympathy for their unavoidable demise.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComforting\nthem aware there’s little else she can do,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nComforting\nthem all during the worst spring storms.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nfight, kiss boo boos, display charming humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSitting\nin a little Warm Water may Also do the Trick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSwaddling,\nCuddling, and Singing often also work!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\njust being there and holding someone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimple\nThings, Can All Make a Big Difference!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nmuch as anything else Our Gestures Matter.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\ntiny gestures may make a difference!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\na gesture makes a world of difference.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nwe’re All Kids At Heart and kids are great!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nkids will grow up to become the mighty oaks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOthers\ngrow up, to become the strongest of hickories!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nwho it was that gave them all their love.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nwhat it means to be forgiven themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nhow much they appreciated the kindness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nit is, they have come to admire the most themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nsome Unconditionally Bestow their Love upon us all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nit is that seems to be the Wiser among all of the trees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nit is that Seems to be the Most Content of all the trees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforgetting for a moment what it means to be abused!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNonetheless,\nWillows Refuse To Hold Any Strong Grudges!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nForgetting any of her suffering at the hands of others.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nnever allowing hate, anger, and resentment to define her!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWeeping\nwillows, are often generous, tolerant, and forgiving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\ntheir flexibility remains firmly rooted in the greater truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWe’re\nAll Big Babies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWe’re\nAll Still Big Babies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nOf Us, Remaining!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAltogether\nToo Frequently!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMore\nSo Than Others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nYoda\nMay Have Said.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBaby\nSitting Is Easy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEasy\nto Understand.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nFun\nwhen well done.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nThey Cry Too Much:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nStick\nthem in a little shallow water,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthey’ll often stop just like that!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChange\nany diapers and feed them,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOffer\nthem something they suck on,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwon’t ruin or rot all their teeth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr,\nmight choke them in their sleep.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nlike the sound of any singing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\ntone deaf, has its advantages.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPersonally\nI Enjoy singing to them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBoth\nour hearts becoming peaceful!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeating\nhearts syncopate sublimely!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nmodest working memories!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPossessed\nof oh so Little tiny brains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLittler\nones remain easily distracted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShiny\nthings like Keys are a Favorite.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nmemories everything is new!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nmemories its all new and shiny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nmemory anything is Exciting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Even\na piece of lint may confuse them)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nLess Their Wonder Remains Greatest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nbugs may be endlessly fascinating!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nconfused over coming or going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nshouting, "Blubbylubblhydblulh!!!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMay\ncause them to forget any demands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nanything strains their tinier brain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBabies,\nwill often fall asleep passing out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\ncrap their diapers Wallowing in crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nhabits also involve our memory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\nare the End of any self-awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\njudgment of honesty and compassion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nmore pointless personal bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nour lights are on but no one is home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nancient Shaman avoided other shaman!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\namong them said to walk with nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClosest\nof friends of the great Fractal Dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho mama has plans for and speaks to!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\namong them rumored to walk with God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho Knew the very patterns of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho would figuratively but nonchalantly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLead\nall of the other shaman around by the Nose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKiss\ntheir boo-boos to prevent them from whining!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSay\nwhatever they Wished to hear to shut them up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\ninspire them to all pursue meaningless nonsense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nfoolishly chase their own tails off in some Corner!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif the other shaman were the Smallest of Children;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif they were all merely children Soiling their pants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nif they were all as Obvious as the Biggest of Babies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRumored\nto carry out the will of God or mama nature!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ntake your chances ever trying to hunt them down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthey can’t be found Unless they desire to be found!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan go before them without a really good reason;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttempting\nto do so you may not be heard from again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\ncannot be Avoided, Fooled, or taken by surprise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerceive\nany Misfortune Coming from furthest away.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nare an open book that remains as clear as mud.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeing\nright through all the rest of us like children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nsometimes all of our mamas and papas,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nput us all in a time out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nmay even spank you hard,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou refuse to Stop acting up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHurting\nYourself or anyone else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDemanding\neverybody’s attention.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefusing\nTo Play Nice, With Others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSenselessly\nmaking more idyll threats.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSenselessly\nwhining and making a fuss.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimply\nrefusing to ever listen to Anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimply\nScreaming and shouting nonstop.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\nlistening to what any others say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\ncaring in the least about others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe’re\nAll Big Babies to somebody else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nFoolishly acting out childishly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto later Ask what can be done!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nhabits forever bring an End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nany really genuine discussion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nour ability to really respond!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nour ability to actually care!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nacting without awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nacting without our heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalling\nhardest Big Babies can really hurt themselves badly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThrowing\ntheir temper tantrums they hurt themselves more.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nRemains the Strong Manifestation of All Our Desires!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPulling\nus down Mama’s Love yet remains forever irresistible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nBig Babies know Gravity Remains the source of lightness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnever knowing how, they have to give a crap to receive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAuthenticity<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOften\nme, myself, and I can’t agree,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOver\nhow divided we’ve become again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis doing All of the Arguing this time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nExactly Who Is In Charge around here!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCast\nAdrift Upon Our Passionate Seas of Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCastaways\non Lost Horizons Bereft all Anchor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaves\nThreaten to Swamp their Tiny Life Raft.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAll set aside, any metaphysics and Politics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nAll can Agree upon Knowing Nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExcept\nthe other guy never knows anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExcept\nthat the Others are complete Idiots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEgo\nnot really possessing self-awareness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nSuffering the Slings and Arrows,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nOutrageously, Episodic Misfortunes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nAmongst, The Noblest Of Qualities!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nhighest of any Possible attainments!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngreatest of All Possible achievements.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\neven damned fools can comprehend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nthose amongst us crapping their pants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nthose totally clueless to what’s going on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nthose who stick anything in their mouths!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHighly\nregarded by any in cartoon Wonderland!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWell\nregarded by all upon the stairway to heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEndorsed,\nby even Peter Pan and all the Lost Boys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\neven the duller among us may comprehend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nthe most thoroughly confused can yet grasp;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHeralded\nthroughout the entire Known multiverse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsplendor and Glory Abiding Within humanity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Plausibility\nRemaining Probable To Some Degree!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nWe Become is All a matter of Perseverance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithin\nthe Usual Peanut Gallery of caricatures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nof us Yet More Triumphant than others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStanding\nout In The Midst of Pandemonium!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsulky profligates remaining anonymous!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nclowns with any lowest lowbrow taste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nthe current peanut gallery’s assembly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nthe more unusual motley characters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClarification\na dispersing effervescent luminescence in midair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccompanying\nentertaining laughter fades off into the distance…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoes\nanybody really know what time it is, does anybody really care?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nalways said she didn’t raise no damned fools!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTell\nothers I worked Hard to become the idiot I am!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWatched\nclocks never Boil or some-such nonsense.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nnever really could follow everything mama said!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nalways Having a Warped Sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nApologized Insisting Styles are here to stay!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhereas\nFashions like Ignorance come and go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nnothing Can Beat Genuine authenticity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\ncan do better than to be themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReckoning\nwhether outside or in Authenticity comes from someplace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReckoning\nknowing without Knowing all I really Know is Nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof how pressing any of our immediate consternation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof whether earth confronts an insidious invasion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof whatever some damned fools might desire.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof what any other damned fool may say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRegardless\nof any vocal protests which come up,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\ninvasion Conspiracy not withstanding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\nMay Yet Agree On One Great Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilence\nis Golden if nobody actually listens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTalking\nto ourselves without even Listening.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nconfirms that Nobody wants to listen.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\na Blinking Light showing our stereo is on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nnobody Is really using the Damned thing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nin the Hope some could actually understand!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRather\nthan Blinking like a deer in the Headlights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHello,\nhello, hello, hello is there anybody in there?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nYou’re Playing Around With Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nits nothing more than Masturbation.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthere really is no point in Talking,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever,\nNobody’s Actually Listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowever\nmany maybe inside your head!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nare What You Is and That’s All it Tis!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBes\nwhatever you may truly desire to bes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nwhat you Wish to be perceived as!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlways\nknow thyself and Think for thyself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nhow to Listen well to your own heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nContent to be whoever you Become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\ncontent that none may do you Better.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\ncontent simply to take your next step.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\ncontent bumbling a road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTake\nCare of Any Strangers You Find Along The Way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTake\ncare of yourselves and be there For Others.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTake\nCare of one another and always be Happy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscover\njoy in Sharing life’s greatest adventure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKeep\ncommunities small With just a few People!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnsure\nthat all know how to read and write well!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPractice\nthe arts and celebrate any Achievements!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKeep\nany weapons you may possess safely secure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nall your Neighbors but remain independent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBe\nprepared to deal with all Unforeseen Exigencies,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHonor\nOne Another’s Past By Promoting Flexibility.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrate\nour ability to laugh at life more frequently!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrate\nhumanity’s enduring Freedom to celebrate.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrate\nthe ability to Appreciate your eccentricities!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCelebrate\nthe ability to all Laugh together more often!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nthe Unexamined Life Is Not Worth Living.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nThyself The World Would Become Your Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthyself the world can Feel Like They know you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthyself the world will Invite You In their Home.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthyself the world can Learn their own Heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nprovides Greater Satisfaction or contentment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nis more Rewarding than to become ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing\nimparts Superior Insight, virtue, and wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow your own heart is to know what love is about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow your heart is to discover greater true freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollow\nthe Silence of Beautiful words as if a siren Voice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollow\nyour heart witnessing the world following theirs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthyself is how you can become more Authentic.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nknowing thyself would others become as they wish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nguard your good name as you might a precious jewel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nrichest of jewels you can ever have in your possession!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\nreputation is like a fire that can be arduous to rebuild!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nus to be all that we can be, each heart must first be free!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nus to be all we can be each must free their loving hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSet\nyour heart free, and it will reward the favor many times.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSet\nyour heart free if you want to experience actual freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate what all humanity may yet accomplish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nmake the mistake of underestimating any contribution!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nwhen the smallest amongst us could yet move mountains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nwhen a miracle to believe in still abides within everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nthe way shapes the world as the world shapes the way!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nWe’re All The Children of God, And Citizens Of Our World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nbegging for love on ascending the great Stairway to Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBabes\nlost in the wilderness of space on their loving mother earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDazed\nand confused on our difficult journey which has just begun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDemoralized\nand exhausted struggling to ascend the endless stairs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrying\nout lost in the wildness beseeching mother nature’s blessing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ncan frequently lose sight of their marvelous mother and father!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nmay easily forget all the love and joy in our hearts is a blessing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\neasily Forget that we are the world we are the Children of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConstrained\nto encouraging Ourselves as well as each other to think.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConstrained\nto helping each other up instead of doing all the Lifting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ndistinctions between our Hearts and brains no longer matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwe know nothing our Harmony neither acts nor reasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nincapable of ever straying far from the path lost and alone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nTo\nThine Own Self Be True<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShakespeare\nwrote "To thine own self be true!",<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDeclared\nOscar the Grouch, the cockroach.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nhis acquaintance, Groucho Marx,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThoughtfully\ntouched his chin replying,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“At\ntimes, I become lost upon pondering,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“How\nexceedingly fortunate, I have been!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“To\nlearn of my own Wondrous Existence!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“To\nwhich neither time nor eternity can ever bring diminution,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“This\nmiraculously everlasting vibrant living soul, was born!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Even\nto ponder such a sublime eternal truth, in any depth,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“These\nare beautiful words, and I lose myself in thought!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Yet\nthe immortal Elizabeth Barrett Browning wrote,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“How\ndo I love thee?”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Let\nme count the ways.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee to the depth and breadth and height,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“My\nsoul can reach, when feeling out of sight,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“For\nthe ends of being and ideal Grace.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee to the level of everyday’s,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Most\nquiet need, by sun and candle-light.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee freely, as men strive for Right;”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee purely, as they turn from Praise.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee with a passion put to use,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“In\nmy old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith.”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nlove thee with a love I seemed to lose,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“With\nmy lost saints, …I love thee with the breath,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“Smiles,\ntears, of all my life! …and, if God choose,”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n“I\nshall but love thee better after death!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nKnow\nWhen to Hold Them<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nYoung women tend to be more\ntrouble than they’re worth,<br\/>\nIn my personal experience!<br\/>\nBecause\nthey have too many weird ideas,<br\/>\nCrap floating around in their\nhead,<br\/>\nThat they have yet to sort out for themselves.<br\/>\nBut,\nif sex is all you want in a relationship,<br\/>\nThen you don’t even\nneed names.<br\/>\nIf conversation, is all you want,<br\/>\nThen I\nsuppose you really like to talk.<br\/>\nAnd if personal growth and\nhappiness are,<br\/>\nIts much more important to know thyself.<br\/>\nYou\ngot to know when to hold em,<br\/>\nKnow, when to fold them,<br\/>\nKnow\nwhen to walk away,<br\/>\nAnd, know when to run…<br\/>\nAll anybody\nelse can do, is encourage you,<br\/>\nTo seize a good opportunity, when\nit arises:<br\/>\nTo see a world in a grain of sand,<br\/>\nAnd a heaven\nin a wildflower.<br\/>\nTo hold infinity in the palm of your hand,<br\/>\nAnd\neternity in an hour.<br\/>\nTo seek out lowly depths all others\ndisdain,<br\/>\nWhere ever cloudy muddy waters cannot hide,<br\/>\nAll\nthe love, which abides within the naive child.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\nAll\nthe gifts that we all still have to offer the world.<br\/>\nKnow\nthyself, and the whole world, welcomes you in.<br\/>\nThere can be no\ngreater personal satisfaction than growth,<br\/>\nTo at long last, once\nagain, become as beautiful outside as in.<br\/>\n(William Blake, Kenny\nRodgers, Socrates)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDon’t\nDo the White Collar Crime!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDon’t\nDo the White Collar Crime,<br\/>\nIf You Can`t Pay The Fines!<br\/>\nIt’s\nsaid that it just don’t pay!<br\/>\nBut what good’s working hard,<br\/>\nWhen\nall they give you is your cards,<br\/>\nAnd you know there’s not much\nyou can say.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nyou take what they give,<br\/>\nYou’ve no money to live,<br\/>\nAnd your\nfamily don’t understand.<br\/>\nAfter all these years,<br\/>\nThey will\nend up in tears,<br\/>\nWith a mountain of bills in their hands.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNow\nyour lesson is learned,<br\/>\nThere’s nowhere to turn,<br\/>\nAnd it’s\nno use pleading for help.<br\/>\nWhen you’re left on the heap,<br\/>\nThere\nis nothing to keep you,<br\/>\nFrom going and helping yourself,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\ndilemma you’ve found,<br\/>\nIs you are morally bound,<br\/>\nNow your\nmoral code needs a review,<br\/>\nSo what do you care,<br\/>\nYou know\nlife isn’t fair,<br\/>\nAnd for years they’ve been stealing from you.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYet\nthe truth remains, you let them steal your soul.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(Jim\nBrown)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nRevolution Will Not Be Televised!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#This\nrevolution is live baby!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#Welcome\nto the comedy club!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#That\ndares not close any doors!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#For\nFear they’ll be broken down!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#Ripped\nright Off all of the Hinges!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#Some\nClowns Being Hard to Please!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n#Some\nclowns being very demanding!#<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n@#Some\nClowns Won’t Take No For An Answer!#@<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Open\nto Our Public Twenty-four seven!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Clowns\nfrequently impossible to please!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Nevertheless\nwe aim to please Zombies!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*The\nImpossible just takes us a lot longer!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Rarely\nclosing for pressing Emergencies!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Rarely\nclosing for any of the Holier days!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Some\nacts Being exactly what they seem!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Some\nacts catch anyone alive by surprise!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Some\nmight become Highly Entertaining!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Whilst\nothers you would be wise to avoid!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Other\nActs not being for the faint of heart!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Other\nacts could be extremely Dangerous!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Other\nActs, You Take Your Chances With!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Where\nat times righteous Riots Break Out!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Where\nat times many Zombies Go Berserk!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Where\nat Times zombies are all full of crap!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*When\non occasion zombie Shit Hits the fan!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*When\nclowns insist on Constantly fighting!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*When,\nsome clowns always look for Fights!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*When\nsome clowns fight Over Stupid Crap!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*When\nthey all argue over who’s the biggest!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Fighting\nover who is the Biggest Idiot of all!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Often\nunaware of who they are fighting for!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Often\nUnaware the Fighting is meaningless!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Sometimes\nfighting over Complete Bullshit!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Sometimes\nThey are in the mood for a fight!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Sometimes\nshooting Themselves in the foot!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Prepared\nto Blame Others for any problems!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Never\nbothering learning how to just say no!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*None\neven learning what it means to be free!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*That\nBereft Honesty the word is meaningless!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Some\ncouldn’t Care Less whatever the reason!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Some\njust Enjoy Fighting for whatever reason!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Many\nare Young and Full of Piss and Vinegar!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Foolishly\ncondescending to all fall on their ass!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Thinking\nit makes them all that much stronger!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Afraid\nto Surrender The Dirt beneath their feet!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Afraid\nto back down a Single Inch on anything!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Afraid\nof losing the ground everything rests on!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Afraid\nof appearing weak instead of just stupid!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Afraid\nof slaying the beasts of their nightmares!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Ingloriously\nunaware of the approaching floor!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Because\nfact can be stranger than any Fiction!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Because\nReality is often funnier than fiction!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*And\nit twinkles a hell of a lot more as well!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Catching\nany clown yet alive by surprise!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Making\nsome do a double or triple take!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Sometimes\nwith their pants still down!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*Only\nto have Mama Nature spank us!*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~***Twinkle***Twinkle***~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nyou beautiful shooting stars…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nyour sparkling Wonderland!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalling\nadorably, upon your ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nNot Expect Your Own Mother!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nClean Up After All Your Messes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nViva\nLa Revolution Baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nradical revolutionary promise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo,\nconservative State Secrets crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing it was only an accident!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing, it’ll never happen again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing you’ll make some amends.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing your scout’s word of honor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nswearing upon the tall stack of Bibles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nattempts to avoid the subject altogether!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\npleas from your friends backing you up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nswearing upon your own mother’s grave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nswearing that the dog ate your homework!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing it wasn’t nearly as bad as it sounds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\nswearing you’re just a Victim of circumstance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nmelodramatic sobbing, begging, and pleading!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWill\never manage to avoid Mama’s own house rules!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWill\never manage to escape her Ruthless Enforcement!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile,\nHell hath no fury like our Mama Nature scorned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBalance\nwill always be restored whenever harmony is lost!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n(Gill\nScott Heron)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nLeading\nFrom the Rear<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nValor\nsometimes the better Part of Necessity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRightfully\nprudence the better part of valor,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nValor\nFrequently Confused with stupidity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nChivalry forever going out of fashion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\naccepting that they all think alike!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nbothering to look before they leap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBefore\nripping another Foul smelling fart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGreatest Behinds Always Stink Alike!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsisting\nto Themselves better out than in!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\ninhaling Deeply of their own Stench! <\/b><\/i><\/font>\n<\/p>\nUntil\nthe only people ever left in any room!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRush\nto open all of the doors and windows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat guilt Is a Horrible thing to Waste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProving\nto anybody their own Unworthiness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\ncomplete waste of anyone’s time and effort.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nthose insistent on being Most Unworthy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefusing\nto ever Exercise the slightest restraint!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nfoolishly attempting to lead from the tear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nknowing its impossible to lead from the Rear.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nrepeatedly persist in making futile attempts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBelieving\nThey’re Funny Pissing Off Many!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBelieving\nany others have inferior senses of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\na pile of crap hits the fan especially hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForcing\nthose in sealed rooms to Plan Escape routes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwith Diarrhea of The Mouth may well attempt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\njustify all their more Vile and Deplorable behavior.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimply\nto regurgitate their own popular disapproval!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOdiously\npersisting in torturing all their own Critics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHalf\nof those I’ve spoken to Online have Confessed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nBe Deeply Suspicious of common dictionaries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nOnly Use The More Popular Definitions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nthat they care merely desiring to argue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDesiring\nto lead from the Rear arguing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOver\nwho defines the word stupid.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nWho is the best example!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis Stinking up the room!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nmight be more offended!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis the lesser of Offenders!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhose\nfarts are forever Worse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis the bigger king of fools!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nis making the bigger Fuss!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nnever worry too much myself,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nbothering to Dwell Upon it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreferring\nnot to Waste my time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nthat of anybody else involved!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nthe unworthy great behinds.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nthose who lead from the rear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho think their behinds great,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nthat they are so Predictable;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnaware\nThat They’re Full Of Hot Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho believe they’re such hot Shit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nWho Believe They’re The Greatest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSorrow\nand Outrage are Wasted on them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nwasted on any of the greatest behinds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nall tend to stink alike without thinking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nEver Having To Utter A Single Word!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Those\nWho Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAntagonish<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nYesterday,\nupon the stair,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nmet a man who wasn’t there.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nwasn’t there again today,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nwish, I wish he’d go away…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nI came home last night at three, the man was waiting there for me,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwhen I looked around the hall, I couldn’t see him there at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGo\naway, go away, don’t you come back any more!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGo\naway, go away, and please don’t slam… the door!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLast\nnight I saw upon the stair,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nlittle man who wasn’t there,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nwasn’t there again today,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOh,\nhow I wish he’d go away…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Hughes\nMearns original poem)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOne\nof Us<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nReveling In All The Limelight!<br\/>\nPuffed up\nchest Larger than Life!<br\/>\nA More Modern Diplomatic Patton!<br\/>\nHis\nalter ego covered in shiny medals.<br\/>\nLost inside the spotlight of\nCrystal city,<br\/>\nFallen From Grace, In Pentagon Circles!<br\/>\nPosing,\nFor An Underwear commercial!<br\/>\nNever Forget Who You’re\nFighting For!<br\/>\nFor that is the Burden of command!<br\/>\nAnd why\nGeorge Washington,<br\/>\nWas just another one of us!<br\/>\nWho read his\nBible every day,<br\/>\nGot down on his knees for more than a\nsecond!<br\/>\nAnd, prayed for redemption of his soul.<br\/>\nAnyone\ncould walk right up to his front door,<br\/>\nAnd, be invited in for a\ncup of tea.<br\/>\nJulius Caesar would tell his troops jokes,<br\/>\nThe\nnight before going into battle.<br\/>\nOne of Us, only has meaning,<br\/>\nIf\nsomeone is actually listening.<br\/>\nThe Chinese, among many\nothers!<br\/>\nRefer to their army as their “Army",<br\/>\nAnd\nnot hired thugs for sale to the highest bidder.<br\/>\nFrequently,\njumping into civilian trenches,<br\/>\nAnd, digging along side all\ntheir compatriots.<br\/>\nHoping to build a better future for the\nentire nation,<br\/>\nConstructed on a solid foundation, that will last\nfor generations.<br\/>\nWhile, in the US, patriotism swings up and down\nwith the stock market.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nTea Party members accuse each other of being commies,<br\/>\nAnd,\nnobody, appears to have a clue who they are fighting for.<br\/>\nAll\nRoads Lead To Rome, along with all the imports on the planet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nfaster they import goods the faster the money all floats to the top,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nfaster the money all floats to the top, the faster they export\nweapons!<br\/>\n"One of us" becomes "Us and Them"\nas the South attempts to rise yet again!<br\/>\nWhen money does all the\ndriving Nobody is Steering and no one ever listens,<br\/>\nAs One of Us\nbecomes more Indistinguishable every day, from Us and Them…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHardcore\nCommie Love<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI\nwent to a communist bookstore,<br\/>\nAnd asked for a copy of "Steal\nThis Book",<br\/>\nBut, was escorted to the front door,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\ninformed they were fresh out.<br\/>\nSo, I went to the anarchist\nwebsite,<br\/>\nTo complain the damned commies,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHave\nNo Love for revolutionaries,<br\/>\nAnd, was booted off right away!<br\/>\nI\ntold a hard-nosed pragmatist,<br\/>\nThat Babylonian slapstick, is all\nlowbrow,<br\/>\nAnd, he looked at me as if I had never existed.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nvisited a Taoist website seeking enlightenment,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nthey booted me off, for repeating lame jokes!<br\/>\nI’ve seen all good\npeople turn their heads each day,<br\/>\nSo\nSatisfied, I’m On My Way!<\/font><br\/>\nJust call me ignorant, but its\nmy family tradition,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nnever participate in anyone’s lowbrow slapstick,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInvolving\nno less than billions of amateur comedians,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nseldom, if ever, consider themselves to be funny!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEverybody\nWants to Rule the Web<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWelcome\nTo Your Life.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere’s\nno turning back!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEven,\nWhile We All Sleep!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nMust Always, Find You!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nActing\nOn Your Best Behavior!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTurn\nYour Back On Social Media!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nWants To Rule The Web!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts,\nMy Own Design;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nMy Own Remorse!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHelp\nMe Really Decide!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHelp\nMe Make The Most!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOf,\nFreedom And Pleasure!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing,\nEver Lasts Forever!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nWants to Rule the Web.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\nThere’s\na website where the spyware won’t find you,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHolding\nhands while the Web Comes Crashing Down!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nThey Do I’ll Be Right Behind You!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nGlad We Almost Made It,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSo\nSad They Had To Trash It,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nWants to Rule the Web.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n(Tears\nFor Fears)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nVoter\nDenial<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDenial\nIsn’t The Name of A River In Egypt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnless\nSomebody Says So, On Reality TV.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’m\nA Professional, Mud Wrestling Fan!<br\/>\nWhere They’ll, Sling Mud All\nAround!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nEverything is Just Fake News.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere’s\nNo Proof That I Am a Thief.<br\/>\nNo Proof That I Stole the Election!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nProof Elections Even Matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nProof of Anything To Gain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nproof, I ever had sex with that woman!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nproof Professional Wrestling’s rigged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nof course, no proof that I even know what I’m saying!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUnited\nwe stand, divided we fall, right on our collective fat asses!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCommon\nSense Says<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCommon\nsense would have it that common sense,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nin uncommonly short supply these days.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nnearly as common as it once used to be.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nnearly as common as the good old days,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDifficult\nto locate wherever you might roam!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\npeople claim nobody has any anymore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\nToday have almost no common sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\ndespite agreeing its No Longer common!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\neveryone says its becoming Uncommon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nalso insist that Its Only Common Sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nCommon Sense, No Longer Exists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nif, statistical studies have repeatedly shown,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nevery way possible Academics could Think of,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nonly thing common about Common Sense,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nmost people agree Nobody Else Has Any,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nCommon Sense An Oxymoron!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nmakes sense to me, personally,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nzombies are just way too common.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nthey have any common sense at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nthey possess, any sort of sense at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nthey really listen to their own words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHave\nany Ability to express themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nevidently doesn’t include most people!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nZombies\nall speaking Private Languages.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\nbother with the Mindless masses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\ncomplain Nobody ever listens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nTrusting Even their own dictionary.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\nunderstanding what Another says!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEver\nDistrustful of Everyone’s Motivations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nThey Claim Are All Too Often Much Too Common!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nagain they have no common Sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\ncommon sense is its all Uncommon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\ncommon sense remains impossible to Find!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nall common sense is uncommonly common!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nuncommon sense Agrees with common.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ncommon sense is common sense Is Rare,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ncommon Sense no longer seems to Exist!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMay\nall your Confusion and tears be Replaced.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nAn Abundance of love, laughter, and Joy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nthe light of Truth Shining upon everyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnding\nall Confusion, anger, hate, and disdain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReplacing\nSuffering With the Light of the Truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nConflicts With Inner Peace and Contentment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTake\ncomfort in the Knowledge nobody has ever,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nManaged\nto lie or mislead themselves completely.<br\/>\nMost, resigned to\ndenial, avoidance, and pretense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProtecting\ntheir boo boos like any small children;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever,\nbecoming totally convinced they are,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nquite yet strong enough, to face the Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\ndiscovering happiness and acceptance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFirst\nIn Your Heart, And Then Your Mind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLao\nTzu, once remarked on the situation:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nis a good man but a bad man’s tutor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\na bad man, is a good one’s student!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nonly the Heart is really capable of listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile,\nwithout the Love of the Truth in your Heart,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nthe common sense in the world, never did anyone any good!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nwhat comes around, always goes around and around again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe pupil is poorly prepared, the master is rudely awakened,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nmy tongue in cheek way of saying, reality can slap us in the face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nonly common sense that its usually better to just accept the truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBorn\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWe\ncannot become what we once were,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nremaining true to ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nwhenever falling on your ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHurts\nmuch more than Getting up,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGenuine\ngratitude can be knowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nonce you avoided falling Down.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nManaging\nto help yet another clown,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGet\nback on their own two feet again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nUP, UP, UP, UP!!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe only direction you can go,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nthis sad clown’s lowbrow comedy club town.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nborn Clowns fall on their Ass for a living,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRelying\nupon the ground to stop them every time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreventing\nmany from sinking out of sight altogether!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n*~*“\nSuperstars ”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*"Neo-Nazi\nBarbie met Kinki Kiki Dinki,”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“Strutting\ndown a fashion model runway."*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*"Don’t\nyou know that you are a superstar!"*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*"Said\nLiberace, to Jimi on guitar.”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“See\nKinki Dinki winki at you!"*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*"You\nsparkle! You beautiful, naughty boy you!”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“The\nentire world becomes Jimi on guitar,”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“Whenever\nthey want to sparkle,”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“And\nbe beautiful stars too!”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“Twinkle,\ntwinkle,”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“All\nyou beautiful shining stars, of radiant light!”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“The\nspark that never dies, and never gets old.”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“Nothing\nFrom Nothing Ain’t Nothing In Wonderland!”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n*~*“Where\nEveryone Sparkles My Dearest Lovely Boy!”*~*<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~*"Everything\ncan become deja vu all over again!"*~*<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n*~*“So,\nmeditate upon the sublime lime Jello!”*~*<br\/>\n*~*“Revel,\nin its exquisite emerald glow,”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“Know\nThat We Are All Beautiful!”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“Know\nthat we all love you so!”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“Taste\nAll of Its Sweetness”*~*<br\/>\n*~*“But most\nimportantly”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“Watch\nIt Jiggle!”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“Know\nfor yourself, that we are all”*~*<br\/>\n*~*“Superstars,\nlike Jimi on guitar.”*~*<br\/>\n*~*“Sparkling And\nWonderful”*~*<br\/>\n*~*“Sublime And Beautiful”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*~*“And,\nnot least of all”*~*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n*“Deliciously\nwiggly-jiggly with delightful sparkling laughter!”*<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPay\nIt Forward Sucker!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nNarwhal Scratched His Lover’s Itch,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPlaying\nall Around the World in 30 days!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSomehow\nknowing Never really knowing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSomehow\nWithout having to think about it!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverybody\nScratches that itch sooner or later!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEveryone\nhas to choose how to pay it forward!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDarwin\nwas just another Optimist like Murphy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPositive\nThat life had to make some sort of sense!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYet\nfailed to realize Evolution Requires Creativity.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe’re\nall obliged to be more creative than Darwin!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nevolution could mean for anyone personally.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhatever\nIt Possibly Meant to our dead ancestors!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAsk\nnot what human evolution might do for you!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut\nwhat could you Enjoy more about evolving?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHow\ncould Survival mean more to everybody?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nmight you possibly do to enjoy it more?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nis special about survival of the fittest?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhat\nmakes the Journey its own reward?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPay\nit forward Sucker or pay the price!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nRude\nAwakenings!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nHonesty\nBereft Any Genuine Authenticity,<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nthe Surefire Path to Instant Enlightenment!<br\/>\nFor Mother Nature\nhas a wicked sense of humor!<br\/>\nAnd, whenever the student is poorly\nprepared,<br\/>\nThe Master will surely be rudely awakened!<br\/>\nThat’s\nmy way of saying,<br\/>\nThe minute you think you have all the\nanswers,<br\/>\nYou have become your own worst student,<br\/>\n<\/font>And,\nNobody’s Master!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\nSetting\nyourself up for a rude awakening!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat’s\nwhy Goldilocks Murphy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWas\nalways the optimist in my family,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nis, after a few drinks,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nI required more proof!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut\nMurphy remained steadfastly optimistic,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRight\nup until the pie hit her in the face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nIrish get that way sometimes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nfew of us can’t hold their liqueur!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nwe learned to work on our sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Those\nwho shall forever remain anonymous)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nComforting\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDwelling\nupon comforting bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nIgnore Ignorant Wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWorried\nabout abject Failure we dream of Glorious triumphs,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPreventing\nThe Unthinkable, From Occurring!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut\nOur Fears Seldom Seem To Disappear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf,\nThe Unspeakable, Coming To Pass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nOur More Comforting Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAlways\nComes, At An Inflated Price!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nToddlers\naccept the ebb and flow of all bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNurture\ngood crap by first owning their own;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOwning\ntheir bullshit they discover comfort,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLetting\ngo of more of their personal bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nPerfect\nPratfall<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nPraising\nThe Unworthy Only Confuses Everybody!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShowing\noff valuable treasure just encourages Theft!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStrutting\nyour fat ass around can get your Ass Kicked!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nthis manner all toddlers address the mindless masses:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEncouraging\ntheir bellies to swell with delight,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDrooling\nCopiously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlinking\nin the Lights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThus\nstrengthening adult Funny Bones.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEgo\ncan never attain the Naive Grace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\na sillier toddler’s Perfect Pratfall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEgotistical\nBullshit out of the Way.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nVirtue, Always Shines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBottomless\nPit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMy\nBottomless Pit Is Gravely Ignorant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nI Toss In What Nobody Really Wants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAssuming,\nSomebody Might Want It Back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThose\nwho Struggle to Find what they want,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFind\nAll The Fucking Cuss Words I Throw In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nUnkind\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nIs Never Actually Kind;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTreating\neverything like Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNor\ncan ignorance be called Kind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nStill Treat Bullshit Impartially!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWith\nWide-Open Hearts And Minds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLacking\nall content Ignorance prevails!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nthe further it moves the more it yields.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\ntoddlers draw upon any Ignorant wisdom,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhich\nlike any other Bullshit can never be exhausted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nExperiences\nlike wetting the Bed are quite Common,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nthe Source Of the Spring is seldom well Known.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnother\nSpring Erupts, and Clowns Spring to Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nDeep Within Us Still, Ignorant wisdom prevails:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOops!\nChuckles Echoing, all the way to the bathroom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nSimple-Minded\nIgnorant Fools<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nElaborate\nBullshit Is Just More Worthless Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nthe naive are Shocked to discover for themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUnwittingly\nthrust Center Stage from behind the curtain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnoring\ntheir own Personal Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOften\ncontent to Remain ignorant,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSimple-minded\nIgnorant Fools,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReally\ndon’t mind dealing with Stupid Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMuddy\nWaters<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nBest of Man Is Like Muddy Waters,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhich\nBenefits All Living things contending with none.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFlowing\ninto those Lowly Places others disdain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nMud Burbles…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nA True Ignoramus!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDwells,\nWithin Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPonders\nany deep do-do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOffering\nimpartial bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrusting\nothers to Own their personal Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nTo Avoid Pointless Bullshit With a Chuckle.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Muddy\nWaters was here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMuddy\nWaters Deja Vu Amongst the Stars<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWho\nam I? Where am I? What the hell am I doing here!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWords\nAre… Flowing Out… Like Endless… Dia……Rrhea….<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThey\nslither while they slip away, right through your fingers….<\/font><br\/>\nPools\nof sorrow waves of joy are drifting through my opened\nmind,<br\/>\nPossessing… and caressing me……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nCan’t Hear You At All… I Can’t Hear You… At\nAll……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing\nwill ever change my world!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world….<br\/>\nNo Fool’s gonna change, my\nworld……<br\/>\nNothing Could Ever Penetrate at all……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nImages..\nof broken light… which dance before me… like a million eyes,<br\/>\nThey\ncall me… On and On… across… the universe…<br\/>\nThoughts…\nmeander… like a restless… wind…<br\/>\nInside… A Litter…\nBox…<br\/>\nThey stumble blindly as they make their way,<br\/>\nInto\nthe Nearest… Large Sewer…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nCan’t Hear You At All… I Can’t Hear You… At\nAll……<\/font><br\/>\nNothing’s gonna change my world…<br\/>\nNo\nFool’s gonna Change, my world…<br\/>\nNothing Will Ever change\nmy world…<br\/>\nNothing’s ever gonna penetrate at all…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverything\nSounds…Way Too Familiar…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverything\nHas a…Very Familiar Stench…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEverything\nIs Composed of Low Entropy…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing\nyou say has any damned meaning…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSounds\nof Laughter, shades of life are ringing,<br\/>\nThrough my open ears,\ninciting people to riot…<br\/>\nLimitless.. undying love…\nwhich shines… around me… like a Million Sons,<br\/>\nAnd calls me\nOn and On… across the universe…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nCan’t Hear You… At All……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nCan’t Hear You… At All……<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing’s\ngonna change my world,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNothing\nPenetrates My Thick Brick!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMuddy\nWaters Deja Vu… Amongst the Stars… Om……<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMuddy\nWater… Deja Vu… Amongst the Stars… Om……<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Beatles)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nCranky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nFoolishly\nfill a cup to the brim and it is easily spilled;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLet\nit get to you and more stupidity is sure to follow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPut\nall your eggs in one basket they’re Easily Broken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAct\nlike you meant to do it people think you’re crazy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nwisest toddlers take a Nap before getting cranky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBest\nFriends<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nPeople\nlet me tell you ‘bout my best friend,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHe’s\na warm hearted person who’ll love me till the end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPeople\nlet me tell you bout my best friend,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHe’s\na one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPeople\nlet me tell you ‘bout him he’s so much fun,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhether\nwe’re talkin’ man to man,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nwhether we’re talking son to son.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCause\nhe’s my Best Friend.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYes\nhe’s my Best Friend.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Harry\nNilsson original lyrics)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nToddler\nCharm<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEmbracing\nyour laughter you become Embraced;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\neasily we may all be Reborn Again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClearing\nour heads all else may Become Clear;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNurturing\nChildren All May Become Impartial;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOpening\nyour Foolish heart Kids will accept you;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAccepting\nthe World kids can accept our Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBearing\nAnd Nurturing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCreating\nbut Not Owning,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGiving\nwithout demanding,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThis,\nis foolish toddler charm.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nSpring\ninto Action<\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\nAtlas supposedly carries the world upon\nhis back,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nIt Is Woman Who Roars Like A Lion!<br\/>\nAnd… purrs… like a\nkitten……<br\/>\nWho holds up even the ground,<br\/>\nAnd, from\nwhom all life springs!<br\/>\nTo Be True To Herself…<br\/>\nEmbracing\nhumble simplicity,<br\/>\nAs well as, the elegance of nature,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nCat Is On The Prowl!<br\/>\nAnd, Preparing To Pounce!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReady\nTo Spring Into Action!<br\/>\nDiscovering what new playmates might\nawait!<br\/>\nAnd satisfaction in doing what she was born to do.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Here…\nkitty, kitty)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nToys\nin the Attic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThirty\nspokes meet at a nave;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nof the hubs the wheels really spin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClay\nis molded into a vase;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nof the hollow we can jam stuff in!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWalls\nare built around a hearth;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nthe door’s unlocked, we can play inside the house!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThus\nmany assume they can play with anything,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEspecially,\nany toys stored away in their attic.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Murphy\nwas here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGonzo\nIs Just Alright With Me!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGonzo\nis just alright with me!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGonzo,\nis just alright with me!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\ndon’t care what they may know,<br\/>\nI don’t care….where they\nmay go!<br\/>\nI don’t care what they may know,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGonzo\nIs Just, Alright, Oh Yeah!<br\/>\nGonzo, he’s my friend; Gonzo, he’s my\nfriend…<br\/>\nHe took me by the hand; Led me far from this\nland…<br\/>\nGonzo, he’s my friend…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGonzo\nis just alright with me, Gonzo is just alright, oh yeah!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Doobie\nBrothers, Sesame Street, original video)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nNew\nDestinations<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nAttention\nPassengers, Any Lost Stowaways;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOn\nYour Trip Everyone Must Be Prepared!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nCast Aside any unnecessary Baggage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\ngrab your own ass with both hands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nrequired under dire circumstances!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPay\ncareful attention to the Captain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAssuming\nhe’s Lucid for a moment;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nyou like listening to Idiots ramble.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDepending\nOn Your Religious Beliefs.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nBlood type or Organ Donor cards!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nDate of Birth, And Place Of Origin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nApplicable\nState and Federal Regulations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nAssuming Anyone Survives This Trip!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nAny Negative Publicity It Might Entail.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnything\nthe law Allows Us to get away with!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBaring\nany Stranger Unforeseen Circumstances!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDiscounts\nand Ticket Refunds, Will Be Available!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nupon personal request!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\ncan rest assured,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDespite\nany more persistent rumors, to the contrary:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNew\nDestinations and New Horizons, yet await us all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nmatter what your personal beliefs, or circumstances;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nprepared for your mind to be blown on this spacytrip!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\ncaptain suggests you sing a round of Hakuna Matata!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nrequests, everybody refrain from dancing in the isles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReminding\nAll That on the Runway!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nAlways on a Road to Nowhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLeaving\nYour Burning Bridges Behind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTraveling\nAt High Speed into Oblivion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nUp is the Only Viable Direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDown\nHas Become a Mere Abstraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nturns remaining strictly prohibited!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake-offs\nand Landings Being Tricky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nthe Road up ahead comes to an Abrupt End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\neveryone can agree that Ignorance Is Bliss!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSalivating\nLiquid Crystallized Humble Pie<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWayward\nDrunkard’s Aimless Walk,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBereft\nthe Slightest, Care in the World,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKeeling\nOver Three Sheets to the Wind,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRighting\nHerself She Lists on the Swells!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOminously\nHer Bow Rises Up Yet Again!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJell-O\nFor Brains an Overcooked Noodle!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere’s\nSimply No Accounting for Taste.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCounting\nSilly Imaginary Numberings!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCaptivating\nState Of Benighted Grace!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLaughing\nat each Other’s absurdities;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBumbling\ndown a road less Traveled!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFalling\ninto the Ditch once in a while!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFalling\ndown we all rise up yet again.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHyperuniform,\nliquid crystallized pie.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHaving\ntoo much time on your hands.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGravity\nheats up, while cooling down.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBoycott\nGravity! Become an astronaut!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBoycott\ngravity for bringing me Down.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOceans\nof Lubricated laughter flowing.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMay\nthe Floor always catch you gently.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMay\nthe road forever rise to Greet You!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMay\nyour Muse always light your way.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMay\nyour path be Downhill both ways!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nQuasi-crystallized\nSublime Lime Jell-O!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nColorful\nshapeless Tiny marshmallows!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCylinders\nflattened into wagon wheels!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSpherical\ncubes of squishy dimensions!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nQuantized\nTime Crystal Twilight Zone.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDodecaicosahedrons\nmake Disco Balls!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPythagorean\nsolids scatter to the wind!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBeginning\nto Look a lot like Christmas!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMind-blowing\nTopological transforms!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInverted\nToilets become loopy twisters.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWavy\nGravy Soliton Waves, Stand Tall!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nParticle\nMan, In Sparkling Wonderland!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGlobular\nblobular truncated trapezoids!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBroken\nfuzzy fractal halting continuum!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSolitary,\nquasi-crystallized, semi-fluidic,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFractured\nFairytale looking glass mirror!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOf\nno known possible worthwhile value!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMembranous\nstringy sealing wax thingy.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMetamorphic\ntemporal phase transitions.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTap\ndancing a buffalo tattoo in My Brain!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFeels\nlike steppin’ into the Twilight Zone!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThis\nnightmare feels like I’ve been blown!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLattice\ndancing within temporal matrices!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nhorizons Change of their own accord.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nRealities all Down At the Sunset Grill!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\ninsights can just as easily be forgotten!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nhorizons found in any Lost and found!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPhase\ntransitions Forever metamorphosing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMountains\nof Crap In Insane Combinations!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSumptuous\nrepast in my own private Idaho!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLiquid\nCrystallized humble-pie-in-their-face!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nhourglass of time in infinite dimensions!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\ncrystals all decide their own time Zones!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nin spaces that would make Escher Dizzy!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLost\nRindler horizons of Blissful Contentment.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\ncrap follows you on the endless horizon.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nInfinity and beyond the greatest wide Open.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBeyond\nthe Outer Limits lies the Twilight Zone.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSpeeding\nup time makes no damned difference,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTime\nalone may bring even gravity to her knees.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\neverything can be Deja Vu all over again.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDifferential\nIntegrals of entangled Decoherence!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nClinging\nmemories yet left behind in the mirror.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEternity\nlending everyone’s past greater weight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEternity\ngracing the ticking time bombs of fates!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInexorable\nGregorian sub-sect of pie-in-the-face!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nboldly go where no clowns have gone before!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInevitable\npitiful moaning on the moaning after!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInevitable\ndesire to pull your hair out and shout,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInevitable\nenvious glance at green eggs and ham.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLocal\nrealities always Favor the shortest distance.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNoether\nInsisted it must possess Superior curves!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nLouvre can certify them as all French Curves.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUmbraged\nmonstrous moonshine yet conjectures!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOccam\nresolved that a simple razor was required.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nwhich case, it is proof of simplistic complexity!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nmeet again, at last, the circle is now complete!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAny\nfuturistic Instant karma is coming to Getcha!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRoaring\nsilence Overwhelms the distant observer!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nsimplest explanation is all the more tempting!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nshortest distance between two points is a line!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSome\nsay it is evidence God has a sense of humor.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThermodynamic\nRelativistic Quantum Mechanics!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTaking\nthe long way home Requires greater effort!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nvirtue of the fact we must choose for ourselves,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCapricious\nfickle fates Rolling Monty Hall’s bones!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGoldilocks\nMurphy describing two sides of a Coin.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLocal\nreality is overcrowded with backseat drivers!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nInsisting\nthe best carpenters make the fewest chips,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\nperfectly well that nobody knows a thing!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCarefully\nmeasuring twice prepared to roll any dice.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMoonwalking\nNonlinear Fuzzy Fractal Probabilities.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nReality\nBereft All Dreams Is Somebody’s Nightmare!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDreams\nbereft all reality maybe our worst nightmare.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCreamy\nDreamy Liquid Fantasy-Nightmare Realities!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRealistic\nIdealists skeptically confronting any bullshit.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIdealistic\nRealists would admit their personal bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRealistic\nRealists distinguishing all reality from fiction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIdealistic\nidealists grasp greater truth in all the bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSalivating\nenticing liquid quasi-crystallized humble pie!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLiquid\nQuasi-Crystallized Humble Pies-On-Their-Faces!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLaboring\nto observe the simulation of a phase transition!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDecoherent\nincoherent quantum states, become classical!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTraveling\nall the way from the big bang to the big crunch,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTraveling\nthrough all Dimensions, not of sight and sound!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDimensionless\ndimensions, composed of lowbrow humor!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTwilight\nZone Squares All Circle on the signpost up ahead!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nwalls may speak without having to utter a single word.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere\nare those who speak, without uttering a single sound!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThose\nOnce Upon a Time Whose Words Were Crystal Clear!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nNow\nthat you are here, all of our words seem perfectly clear,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nonce upon a time, we spoke for those who have no voice!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a time there was A Lorax Who Spoke for the trees.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a time we Knew What’s Missing from this picture!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a time hearts that bent the most spoke the loudest!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a time time was something that we could all share!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nOnce\nupon a time people wanted to hear jokes about the truth!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSalivating\nEyeing Liquid Crystallized Humble Pie-in-the-Face!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAware\nwhat’s missing from this picture is what comes back to haunt\nyou.<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n(They\nMight Be Giants, Don Henley, 38 Pistol, Star Trek, Star Wars, Dr\nSeuss)<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHappy\nIdiots<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nvirtue can be its own reward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBumbling\ndown the road of life less traveled,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClueless\nas to how to best get from point A to B,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nhave clueless friends, we must first be clueless;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThus\nforever Ignorant virtue remains Undeniable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDespite\nsome wackier cartoon logic that applies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nIgnorant Wisdom is childishly knowing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nlike Total Idiots we stop watching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWherever\nin Hell we may think we’re going.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Busy\ntalking on a cellphone or something!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nFoolish Path is not what it used to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nstrangely enough remains unchanged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverything\nblending into cloudy horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nevery Direction things all look the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\neach fork in the road looks the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForks\nExtending out to infinity and beyond!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForks\nBranching to more forks Ad Infinitum.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForks\nall blending into Ever Cloudy horizons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\ntelling, Where In Hell that road could lead.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUncertain\nhow we all got on the road we’re on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUncertain\nany road has a real beginning or end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGoing\nnowhere from nowhere, as fast as we can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife\nin the fast lane, on our fast track to nowhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUp\nahead at every signpost, its the Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGetting\noff the road altogether is the only way out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nExcitement\nfollows great confusion and indecision,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\non the road to nowhere getting nowhere fast!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanyone know, how far it is until our next exit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody know the height of the Empire State!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanyone know Zen and the Art of Motorcycles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nvaliant few, attempt to drive from the backseat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\ndriving in circles talking faster in circles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nall begin to drive faster and talking even faster!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nstart driving in circles, screaming and shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSome\nstumble out upon their knees, from exhaustion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife\nin the fast lane, surely makes you lose your mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnough\nthat some ponder if riding in the trunk is safer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMad\nenough their Red Queen yells off with their heads.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife\nin the fast lane to drive Never-ending Armageddon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLife\nIn The Fast Lane pulling over at the Hotel California!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody, have any clue, as to where the hell we are?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody, anywhere ever really know what time it is?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody ever really care?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nis the happy idiot, supposedly in charge around here?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWish\nyou were here,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInstead\nof all of these other sorry clowns bumbling around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nme, myself, and I enjoy being happy idiots too,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nthere is no one alive who is youer than you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Eagles,\nChicago, Talking Heads, Pink Floyd, Dr Seuss)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSensational\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBig\nbling hurts my Crusty Eyes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLoud\nmusic destroys my Tin Ear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSweets\nkeep Ruining My appetite!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpinning\nin Place Makes me Dizzy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToo\nmuch drama breaking my heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\ntoddlers inspire louder laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBantering\nPriceless Bullshit For Laughs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddlers\nignore bullshit, kiss boo boos, contribute charming humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWorld\nof Confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nToo\nmuch Praise and Blame can Cause concern,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInspiring\nhope and fear, in the Easily Confused,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUncertain\nwhich bullshit To Think about next.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nsomebody is already Confused Enough,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhy\nPraise And Blame Them?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nToddlers Usually Agree,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nLittle Too Much Information,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nLead to a World of Confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nContinuous\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nLooked\nupon, it cannot be seen… Bullshit never survives in the light\nof day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nListened\nto but cannot be heard…Gibberish remains utterly meaningless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClutched\nbut cannot be touched… Worthless bullshit has no substance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nfuzzy wuzzy indeterminate bullshit Evades All certainty,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBlending\nAny Clarity into a single Abiding Mystery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nits Rising There is Know-Knowing-Light,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nits falling there is Know Darkness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nContinuous thread that defies categorization,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLining\nwhat cannot exist.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nform formless,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nimage nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nsounds all silent;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollow,\nit has no back,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfronted\nit has no face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttend\nthe present to deal with your past,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nyou grasp the continuity of any bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nall clowns know is the essence of absurdity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAstute\nAgnostic Assholes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAgnostic\nassholes are sometimes so Astute;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nother may ever Comprehend them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nThey Make No Damned Sense,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\ncan Only Describe their appearance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCautious\nAs a lover walking on thin ice,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nIndecisive as a tiny Kid in a candy store.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nAs Humble Pie!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlippery\nas the Wettest Ice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAuthentic\nAs Uncut Firewood,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAn\nopen book, that’s clear as Mud!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nhe who is agnostic enough to Wait for the mud To settle,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeks\nto leave the future behind in order to Embrace the past.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nIn Their Ignorance Desire Less Than What May Transpire.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmpowering\ntheir bowels to move effortlessly All By Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNever\nPushy<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEmpty\nyour bowels completely;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nsublime inner peace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThis\nmad, mad, mad world will go on without you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBe\ncontent to WAIT, for nature,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nusual any especially hard crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWill\nall return to the good earth in time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nreturn Can Be Peaceful;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nis the Gentle Flow of nature,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nown eternal fall and spring!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting\nyour awareness you become regular,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nIgnoring Hard Crap Invites Sheer Misery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\naccepts Nature’s gentle flow becomes grateful.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nGrateful She Becomes Impartial;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nindifferent she becomes Agnostic;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nagnostic she becomes spontaneous;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nspontaneous she never thinks twice about giving a crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\none with her sphincter her bowels usually move Easier!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nshe might be indignant over delays she’s Never Pushy!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMindless\nHabits<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSometimes\nmy heart leads other times my brain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\noccasionally Neither One is actually in charge,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\nbeing the end of any honesty and compassion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbeginning of absolutely complete total confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe lights are on, but nobody is really listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverybody\noperates to various degrees on Autopilot,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoving\nfrom point A to B unaware we are moving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumans\nall possessing a variety of safety backups,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmind and brain are a Self-organizing system;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nmay not be able to live without some habits,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\ncomforting to know we breath in our sleep!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\ngenerally speaking the fewer the better!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHate\nbeing the worst of all possible habits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost blindly self-destructive to have.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none to be avoided before all others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nAll Your Love Takes A Backseat,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nWho or Whatever it is You Have Come To Hate,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nThis And This Alone, May You Be Truly Known!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nWho You Hate, And By This Alone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWould\nAny Really Know Who You Are.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nyour life can become Hell on earth,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHigh\nUpon The Great Stairway to Heaven!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDarkest\nOf Dark Comedies That Never End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nUgly Ducklings, All Search For Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nI’d rather laugh with the sinners!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nCry With The Saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDistinguish\nPleasure From Pain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI’ve,\nseen all good people,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTurn\ntheir heads each day,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nsatisfied I’m on my way;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes,\nrunning flat out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nBothering, To Look Back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefusing\nto face the inevitable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRefusing\nto ever go there again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBest\nTo Avoid Mindless Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\nmay make us all unhappy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\ncan bite anybody in the ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\njust God playing peek-a-boo.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHuman\nintegrity responding to Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nproviding meaning, for meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\ngives meaning to all our emotions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nSupplies the All Important Context!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nprovides any content for our context!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\ncan explain the origin of our Universe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove’s\namazing grace is beyond all comprehension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\na metaphor, for who we wish to become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove,\nhumor, sorrow, and anger in literal order,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nmay be greater than any mere sum of parts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nto embrace each other for what we have to offer,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\na paradoxical singularly of infinite awareness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis why, the action always keeps on happening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nreally is what makes the whole world go round!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis all you need and all nature has to offer anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nis forever two steps forward and another one back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsurprises just keep coming in our game of peek-a-boo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUgly\nDucklings remain astounded to discover they’re the swan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nya gots no sparkle child get up and shake your booty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nthe Funky Monkey, Where the Wild Things Dance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDo\nSomething Do Anything because you ain’t living!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRun\nin circles Jump Around, but whatever you do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nSitting There Self-destructing Out Of Habit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nwaiting for crap to merely work itself out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nwaiting for someone else, to do something,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof surrendering to the basic reality of life,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof doing, what all hearts know is required!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof owning your own feelings and emotions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalse\nwords, can infect the souls of the whole world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPoisoning\nthe air, until we can’t tell which way is up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPoisoning\nthe very ground we all Walk on and Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nObscuring\nsincere emotions with bullshit abstractions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nthe Journey itself may be our greatest Reward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe choose to keep walking on the road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe choose to boldly go where none have gone before.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npath might know our feet as our feet know the way.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGravity\nyet remains, the source of lightness and heights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nClueless Ugly Duckling forever becoming the Swan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFalling\nDown we smile and laugh helping each other Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nknowledgeable try to learn something new every day.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSimply\ncurious about how anything may happen to work,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthe Wise forever endeavor to somehow learn to forget.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExpanding\ntheir own Ignorance their knowledge Expands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgetting\ntheir own habits Bequeath Themselves freedom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\ntheir forgetting somehow managing to grow by attrition!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgetting,\nmanage to accept the whole world as their home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOccasionally\nacting extremely childish the older they become!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMindlessly\nDoing Things only because they think they are fun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\nin circles, while screaming and shouting if they desire,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\nare frequently about Remembering to stay young at heart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNurturing\nyour own wondrous spark within which can never die.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nthe brilliant spark illuminates the way for Ancient children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nhabit drooling idiots keep, is embracing the world as their home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Yes)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPolitical\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nBest political Clowns are those none can find;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nnext best are Widely Loved and Praised;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nAnyone Remaining,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nAdopt Clown Caricatures!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nIf Joining In A Circus Parade;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeandering,\nAll Over Downtown.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAngry\nClowns Dancing All Around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLosing\nAny Interest In Sad Comedies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nMajority Become, Reliably Gullible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\nVoting for the First Clown in Town,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nmerely happens to scream the loudest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPatriotic\nRotten Tomatoes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhen\nyour Politics Are No Longer Funny,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStupid\nCrap Isn’t considered Silly anymore;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPetty\ncrap can become Less Of A Joke.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAny\nSelf-righteous Hypocrisy Blatant,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe patriotic Rotten tomatoes fly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBurying\nSimple Comedy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnder\nmountains of Crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe Light Never Shines sports fans!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nGullible\nFools<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIf\nAnyone Could Distill Down All The Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nEveryone Would Profit a Hundredfold!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNonetheless\nGullible Fools Would Remain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nArtifice and Profit could be Eradicated,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\na lot of Unnecessary Waste would be eliminated!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nHalf-assed Remedies merely treat the symptoms!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nInadequate Used By Themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nGullible Require personal remedies:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nyour personal Sense of Humor;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nYour Own Ignorant Laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEasily\nAmused<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\nis the difference between acceptance and denial?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nis the difference between beautiful and hideous?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nis the difference between Infinity and the Void?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nusual clowns are Festive as if attending a party!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nFrolicking about the park on a fine spring day.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nmy mind still wanders in Ignorant Bliss.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nNewborn babe yet to learn how to Smile;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlone\nbereft any actual aim or purpose!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nZombies have enough to spare!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhereas\nI, Have Nothing At All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nmy Foolish Heart leads me;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMuddy\nWaters, Eternally Cloudy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nI’m often dim and confused.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOthers\nare always more self-assured!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nI remain completely in the dark.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAimless\nAs a Wave, Drifting Out To Sea!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nthe slightest attachment to anything.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\npeople are busy getting necessary crap done,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhereas\nI am often Weird and impractical.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\ndon’t share everybody else’s concerns,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nso easily amused by nature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nTrajectories<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\noften follows its own Trajectory,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\nno Real Aim or Purpose,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nExpressing a Mountain of Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIncluding\nanything and everything under the sun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nAbsolutely nothing at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBullshit\ncan be Never-ending,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nexpress all our Limitations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nany awareness of Being Bombarded with bullshit:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIgnorance\nremains the Source of all the crap in the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\ncan we comprehend the origin of our own bullshit?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nembracing our Personal sense of humor more often!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNatural\nBorn Clowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAccept\nevery Joke and you find Inner Peace,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInterpret\nall your jokes and nobody is amused.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDump\nYour personal crap and Humor Survives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPractice\nall your jokes and Comedy Can Improve.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nObsess\nover the Best Jokes and Humor Will Suffer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTry\ntoo hard to Laugh you’ll only confuse Yourself.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbetter Clowns can always laugh at themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nis why toddlers often laugh at any Cartoon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nThe Fearless Masters Of Ignorant Wisdom;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nHiding All Their Crap, They Receive Credit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\nSo Transparent, Their Charm Endures.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom\nMocking, Or Insulting Anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\ntherefore, none is ever offended.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nancients said: Everybody’s a natural born clown,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\neveryone laughs anytime you fall on your ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHumorous\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSometimes\ndashing for the potty we just don’t make it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nCrap Works Out easily in any rinse.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nnature’s crap Doesn’t Last Worth a Shit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhy\nthe hell does so much Stupid Bullshit?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ncan laugh hysterically at the punch lines,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStifling\nour laughter we miss a lot of the jokes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho embrace humor accept their own ignorant virtue,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile,\nthose who reject their ignorance don’t find much funny.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWannabe\nStandup<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nTry\nto be funny all the time, and all of your Jokes will Fall Flat,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStruggle\ntoo hard to act funny and People Struggle to laugh!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExplain\nyour jokes and any humor can be completely Lost,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForce\ncrap on others and Nobody Thinks You’re Funny.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nArrogant and your sad slapstick cannot last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWannabe\nMockery Stand-up comedy yet Inspires,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\ngood thorough soaking in Rotten Tomatoes;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnything\nthat might improve the comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAbsurd\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThere\nIs A Deep Mystery;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeneath\nAnyone’s Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSoundless,\nAnd Fathomless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nAlone, Unchanging.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nuniversal and Amorphous!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\ncoming before mother Nature.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nAll Content I call it Absurd.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBereft\nall Sanity I say Its Unlimited,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinite\nabsurd neverending bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\ntoo much time on your hands.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInfinitely\ndiverse, insane combinations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFlowing\naway still haunts us to this day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnabling\nknown Know no known Limits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nthe absurdities in life, are Unlimited!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nso too am I still infinitely absurd!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nI am abstracted from the absurdity of the world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nAbsurdity of all life from Nature,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNature\nfrom some mysterious bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nnothing from neverending absurdity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Styx,\nStar Trek)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilent\nBut Deadly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFarts\ncan be silent but deadly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nComposure,\nA Survival Art!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nTemptation Yet Builds along with greater pressure;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGullibility\nis important Knowing Others can be Irate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthose who Inherit this common humorous Gift!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthey should Act neither lightly nor hastily!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nActing\nhastily more Rotten Tomatoes could Fly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCasually\nFailing to Batten Down The Hatches!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nFlounder like Ships Flooded With Dung!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nstruggling heroically to stop laughing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPerfect\nTiming<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPerfect\ntiming may never actually be Duplicated!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerfect\nExecution never wastes an opportunity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerfectly\ntying up every single tiny loose end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nis why toddler charm is so enchanting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nnaive toddler remains within all of us,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPerfectly\nContent being easily distracted!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurprised\nthe Weak can over the strong;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeading\nus all around by the Nose with their oh so Perfect Charm.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthose who believe they are perfect are always perfectly wrong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\ntoddler jokes are never Embraced,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNurtured\nby us All in myriad ways,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nLaughter might become louder,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\ntheir Perfect Timing can be Lost.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthe perfection of our naive grace,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\nonly be unwittingly given away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOddly\nAbsurdly Neutral Agnostic Attraction<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBecoming\nBoth yet Not quite either one,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nNothing as well as everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReborn\nagain with the Newest punch lines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTossing\nbullshit being receptive to Bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nour ignorance is the source of Fun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nothers seldom do get our Jokes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften,\nBecoming Jokes Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nforever strange familiar irony,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nAn Oddly Neutral Attraction.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsing\nboth the light and the dark,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContent\nto be the same wiseguy I’ve always been,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nrather oddly absurdly neutral agnostic attraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nArtists<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nartists all spouting crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nCannot\nsucceed every single time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGullibility\nis shaped by accepting our ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nsomeone’s meaningless bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOwn\nyour crap, and you give it away,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpout\nabsolute nonsense and gullible clowns follow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOthers\nthink you are their friend if you act aloof!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\ncome on strong, some really weak,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nvery Few Will Get Right to the Point.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually,\npreferring to Drag Everything Out.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSuperfluously\nverbose of the performing arts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nVigilant\nSarcasm<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nLowbrow\nhumor is Infamous for endless Sarcasm,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlams\nrepeatedly Hammering home,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto return to bite People in the ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nBlistering Side of Comedy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nAssholes fight over who’s the bigger idiot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreat\nbehinds may yet Stink alike,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nOthers Revel in kicking them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSarcasm,\nNever Does Turn Out Pretty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConspicuously\nObjectionable Simulation,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nPounding One Another, Without Mercy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nZombie\nMockery<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nZombies\nMake a Mockery, of All Mockery.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nMeaningless Irksome Worthless Resonance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\navoid mimicking mindless zombie mockery,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\njust exercising Good common Sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAggressive\nSlapstick, Mimicking Mockery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlways\nInsisting other Zombies are Dumber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMindless\nSadism Imitating might makes right!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nThree Stooges hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nAgnostics<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAgnostics\ncome in all shapes and sizes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nis Why none can Control Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nGreat Ignorance could be Conquered!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nWould Be, A Lot Fewer Agnostics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nReally Curious About who they are.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nAny Ignorance is Shaped By Fallibility;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nAny Shapes Are Soon Lost to the Void.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\nclutch at Weird Ideas about mortal fallibility,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAllow\nyour ignorance to Flow gently through you;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nthe end it feels much better just to Let Her Rip!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nManagement<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWho\nComprehends People Is Truly Strange!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nGets Most Punch Lines Is Enlightened!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nFalls Upon Their Butt is a Born Clown!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nLaughs Over Bullshit Still Has Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho’s\nDetermined Over Bullshit, Has Drive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nDesires Bullshit, May Become Wealthy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nDodges Bullshit Has Ignorant Wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nGrasps Bullshit Manages Their Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nImportant\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCrap\nalways ebbs and flows stinking up the whole place,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSurprisingly\nmessy Stuff when it gets in all the cracks,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nmy very own personal crap hardly ever Stinks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNurturing\ncrap that grows on you like a Fungus!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThough\nit hardly ever seems to be worthwhile,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr,\nto possess any Real meaning.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeemingly\ntotally Inconsequential,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nPersonal Crap Is more Essential,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nthe utmost Paramount importance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nown crap is always more important,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEspecially\nWhen It Won’t Work Itself Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI\nFight Reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI\nFight Reality, Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah\nI Fight Authority, Reality Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nBeen Shoveling Crap Uphill,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEver\nSince, I Was A Young Kid,<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nI Come Out Grinning!!!!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah,\nI Fight Reality… Authorities Always Win!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nFight The Authorities, And Reality Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nHave Come to The Mountain, to Shovel Crap Uphill Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah\nI’m Still Fighting Authority And Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nGotta Know When To Hold Em, Know When To Fold Em!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nKnow When Ya Gotta Either Fucking Duck Or Run!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYEAH\nI FIGHT AUTHORITY, AUTHORITY ALWAYS WINS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMowing\nDown All the Damned Weeds, Just As Fast As I Can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbullshit is endless and ya stick with whatever ya good at!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYa\nStick With Whatever Bullshit, Ya Happen To Be Good At!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill\nSome Of Us Never, Quite, Outgrow Fighting Authority!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPausing\nSometimes to Shovel More of the Same Crap Uphill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nidiots think they’re some kinda damned comedian!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWell,\nI Fight Authority, And Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Johnny\nBe Good Melloncamp)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFlypaper\nWallpaper<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOffer\nsex, drugs, and rock-n-roll to every clown in town,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nwannabe Comedians may line up to entertain you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou share your Ignorant Wisdom with them instead,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nclown for miles around, will Watch Your Back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nwhich Way More Obnoxious winds blow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOffering\nignorant wisdom isn’t exactly glamorous,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nneither is covering your walls with flypaper!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBastards!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nTo\nreduce an obnoxious Bastard’s Influence first expand it,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nReduce Their Wallop, First Increase It,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nrule over Complete Assholes first exalt them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nrob them of their Sadistic Pleasure first bait the trap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThis\nis the not-so-secret way the less Obnoxious overcome the most,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing,\nInstant Karma’s Always Gonna Getcha baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nShit\nHappens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSometimes\nresigned to our humble fate,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nlet crap slide….until way past late!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nShit\nHappens Is The Rule,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEternally…\n Rolling… Downhill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSliding\nInto The Smallest Cracks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nA Huge… …Fucking Mess!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nStinking\nup the entire neighborhood!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPiling\nUp Into A Mountain Overnight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAttracting\nEvery Damned Fly For Miles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nOur Only Claim To Fame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nthe Animals, Have Left the Zoo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nShit\nComing Out, The Damned Sewers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSpouting\nCrap From Lofty Ivory Towers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nEveryone\nDebating, How To Suck An Egg!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nThe Crap…Finally… Hits The Fan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nHesitant,\nTo Ever Wait, To Procrastinate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDontcha\nKnow Shit Always Be Happenin’?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\nYou Know Murphy Was an Optimist?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsimple Shit Leads from the rear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nthe shit just keeps Happening,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nthe really messy crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nthe really Hard crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nif You’re not Full of Crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nyou’re starving to death!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nWhile,\nif you can’t work your shit out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou’re\nup shit creek without a paddle!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPointless\nPersonal Bullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPointless\nbullshit is not always easily avoided;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\npersonal bullshit is not easily surrendered;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus,\npointless personal bullshit has enthralled generation after\ngeneration!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nintent upon being funny, pointless bullshit can fall flat on its\nface!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumor\nmay enhance otherwise pointless bullshit and so humor survives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumor\nneither acts nor reasons;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nacts, but without our reason;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJustice\nacts only to serve our reason;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nbullshit, tries to enforce reason!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nignorant wisdom is lost there remains humor;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nhumor is lost, there remains love;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nlove is lost, there remains justice;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nwhen justice is lost, there remains pointless bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMindless\nhabits and rituals are the end of honesty and compassion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nbeginning of total confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBelief\nis a colorful hope or fear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStepping\nstone to all calamity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ncomedian is guided by humor, not by hope;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe’s\na fruitcake, not a flower!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccepting\nbeing dense she easily ignores pointless personal bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMean\nFairytale Bullies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMean\nfairytale Bullies tell only the meanest stories without end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nno one including themselves ever really cares to remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGloating\nas the little kids cry, when the Ugly Duckling dies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\nstories are otherwise tedious and plodding,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfusing\nany little ones, who whine and pass out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLosing\nresilience, some bite each other or themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLosing\ntheir water, devastated toddlers all flee in tears!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\neverybody else’s eyes, glaze over,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccompanied\nby the smell of fresh crap.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\ncrap only rolls downhill, in the meanest of Fairy Tales,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nsadistic nightmare bullies scare the hell out of themselves!<br\/>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nStupid\nBullshit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorance\ngreedily gorges upon itself,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsatiably\ndevouring, its own stupidity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStupid\nbullshit inspired by any ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\navoidable crap all too often over nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHumble\nAcceptance<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nDespite\ncountless claims to the contrary from wannabe bullshit artists,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nhas ever managed to beat, whip, or coerce themselves into submission!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\ncan you possibly surrender to yourself without first surrendering to\nyourself?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nquote the immortal Frank Zappa, "You are what you is and that’s\nall that it tis!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe evidence is most of us do the humble best we can manage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\namong us ever Being Prepared to meet all of life’s challenges!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nacceptance of bullshit Is how all punch lines are revealed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\ncan ever force another to accept what they refuse To See!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nrejection may lead to our own worst personal nightmares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nsome accept it or reject it for agnostics its all the Same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBoth\nlove and Ignorance never need agnostics to defend them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nOur Love and Truth Can Speak Louder Than Our Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\ngratitude may mean more than anything we could own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nwhenever mama calls and papa is my rock I remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomewhere\ndown the road we all get our own punch line!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverybody\nalways gets their own punch lines in the end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemembering\nfor ourselves what it means to be human.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthere’s nobody ever home, but us silly chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLagging\nbehind nevertheless we inevitably catch up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\nand laughing upon the road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nDiscover All The Forks Start To Look The Same.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnothing, harmony neither acts nor reasons,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe few, who humble themselves before all others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nacceptance we all share a paradox of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nacceptance no one sees the complete Big Picture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nacceptance sometimes Its Best to remain Ignorant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumble\nacceptance our lives don’t have to rhyme or reason!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChuckling,\nwe might all inspire greater peace and tranquility!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nsparkling laughter might inspire peace in almost anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProving\nto all that the journey itself can truly become our reward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsilent victory of our silent explanation between bouts of laughter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnorant\nJokes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhen\na Great man discovers Ignorant Jokes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nwould Embrace humor wholeheartedly;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\na Common Man hears insipid jokes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nmay choose to Laugh just Sometimes;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\na Mean Man Hears Toddler jokes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey’ll\nFrequently Laugh Hysterically!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nthose who seldom laugh at all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nnothing about their ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTherefore\nit is said:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nUnderstands ignorant humor seems Childish;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\npractices Ignorant Humor falls on his butt.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nBumbling all about;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nplaces that others disdain;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfinest Copy appears Plain;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsharpest razors are all Dull;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nShallowest pond has depths;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nWorthless, Appears Priceless;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nSublime, merely a Distraction;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nClearest Truth, Seems opaque;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nPopular Ideal appears Flawed;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nBravest of Heart appear Meek;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ntimid nature appears reckless;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsquare perfected has no edge;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMusic\nperfected has no melody;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nperfected has no climax;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArt\nperfected has no intent!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthe ignorant can appreciate their own ignorance:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\ntransmits sensation and transcends other knowledge.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nGreat\nBehinds<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNoteworthy\npressure is building,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArousing\nFonder pungent thoughts;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSensation\nhearkens Nostalgic yearning,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOver\nthe endless Crap we all put up with.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nEverything Bears Feeling and Doing;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nAre Endowed With Mindless Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nI Was Taught, So Too, Must I Also Relay!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreat\nBehinds All Stink Alike Anonymously!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPersonal\nFiber<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWater\nOvercomes Almost all constipation;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ngrasping Anything it Needs no Opening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThis\nis the Benefit of consuming water and fiber,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShit\nthen requires No action!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nthere is benefit without Action,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nfew possess the Personal fiber,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ndo shit without Doing Squat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOverblown\nEgos<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHealth\nor education: Which Is more important?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHealth\nor possessions: which is more Worthwhile?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProfit\nor Loss: Which is more Troublesome?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOverblown\nEgos can become Overrated,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMeddling\nin everybody else’s Affairs,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nOthers wish they would stop.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHaving\na Brain Fart toddlers stop,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPlopping\nadorably on their butts,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\ncharming of overblown egos.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHeavy\nCrap<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nObligingly,\nThe Perfect Crap Would,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nLeave\nEverybody Else’s Ass Alone!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nLot Of Crap Makes A Fucking Mess!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat’s\nAlways Harder, To Clean Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHeavy\nCrap, Means Varied Things,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTossing\nOut Stinkier Crap For Fresh.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAround\nhere we always Toss It Uphill,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsmell’s just worse the higher you go,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCollective\nsighs of relief from those down below!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nUnsatisfying\nCrap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhen\na nation has a nice sense of humor,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHorse’s\ndrag manure through their fields.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\na nation, loses its sense of humor,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHorses\nbear soldiers down Mainstreet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nis no greater folly than ignoring our own Horseshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nis no greater Disaster than losing our sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere\nCan Be No Greater Sickness, On Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nBuying unsatisfying Crap nobody wants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPoisoning\nthe very ground and Each Other,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeeling\nIncapable, Of Ever Stopping!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCrappy\nExperiences<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWithout\ntaking a single step Outdoors,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nalready know that loathsome Smell;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\na glance by the light of the moon,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nalready know the texture of that Crap.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmore messy really crappy experiences,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nless we Believe we know about crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil\nthe urge becomes Overpowering.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStreaking\npast holding their Noses!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nMad Dash for the outhouse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\neverything always works out on in the end.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNothing\nLeft Undone<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nfollower of knowledge learns as much as he can every day;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst\nthe more Clueless Argue over what everybody knows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\nnotably senile, over time.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHence\nNothing remains Left Undone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilence\nTriumphs Over Loud Applause!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrying\nNot to be Funny We often Succeed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClueless,\nto what Doing Nothing still means!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou can’t identify that you’ve identified nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYour\npersonal bullshit has become nothing left undone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nToddling\nAlong<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nToddler does not distinguish between herself and the world;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nneeds of anyone around her are her own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nis good, to those who are good!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe’s\nalso good to those who are not so good,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThereby\nshe is always very good!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\ntrusts trustworthy people;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nuntrustworthy ones alike,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nher always trustworthy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsage lives in harmony with her world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHer\nmind, becomes the world’s mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nshe nurtures the hearts of all others,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToddling\nalong determined to be just like mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nIgnoble\nRight Up to the End!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWe\nenter and leave this world covered in crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\neveryone I know is always full of Crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nExcept\nthe dead who no Longer give a crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nothers hold onto their crap for dear life,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthe point where taking a shit becomes an abstraction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthose who partake of a modest diet,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNeed\nnot Fear Pains in the ass that often;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nwear protective garments all the time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHemorrhoids\nfinding no places to poke out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPeople\ncan Stop Scratching nearly as often,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nalways searching for nearby toilets,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWorrying\nabout their own petty crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nignoble right up to the end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilly\nSeasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOverconfidence,\ninspiring foolishness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGullibility\nnurturing every absurdity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\ntemptation grows overwhelming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nbuying into our own stupidity completes the transaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nevery artist pays homage to their own gullible stupidity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOver\nother artists’ inferior crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPlayfully\nPleading, Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnofficially\nAcknowledged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChortling\nCunning Rascals,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nAmusing One Another,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReveling\nin the Silly Seasons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nGagging!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAll\nBullshit springs from our own Personal ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnderstand\nthat and you understand your own Bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nthe right bullshit and you embrace any ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsist\nany bullshit is the best and simple humor can’t survive.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEverything\nworks out in the end, but don’t swallow too much!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpout\na lot of smack or firm positions,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nNothing Can Ever Save Your Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMinor\ndetails Always matter with Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLimiting\nwhat we shove down our throat,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe wolf down becomes very personal,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecoming\npersonal its easier to make mistakes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNothing’s\nworse, than gagging on your own crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSadistic\nMimes<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nTotally\nhysterical crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCan\ngoad audiences until they cry laughing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nturn, prompting them to laugh even harder.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHowever,\nwith infectious jokes it is said,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThere’s\nonly so much anyone can take!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAfter\nthe audience is spent,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChuckles\nlinger slowly fading,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttentions\nStray in All Directions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nthose who can never get enough,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSadistic\nmimes, slaughter with laughter.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nRefined\nShit<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCultivate\nyour own crap and, surreally, you become your own shittiest joke!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nyour family’s crap, and shitty sit-com spin-offs are assured!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nyour shit in public places and crap about you is sure to get around.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nyour crap in political ways, and inspire shittier politics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nyour crap long enough, and everything starts to taste shitty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nshitting on everything, each other, and yourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBetter\nto learn how to laugh at our own humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\ntoo many of us are no longer laughing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaugh,\nat every humanly conceivable insanity;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaugh,\nmerely to proclaim the outlandish truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nthe one whose laughter speaks loudest of all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDepends\non how refined the Shitty Taste of any bullshit artist like me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHumpty\nDumpty<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHumpty\nDumpty was an egg,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwas desperate to get laid!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nhe didn’t have sexual parts,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nno rooster, had fertilized him!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnguished,\nhe rolled himself right off the counter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPreferring\ndying a meaningless death, on a floor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nnever having a chance, to actually live it up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nbeing cracked, fried, and summarily eaten!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\neleven remaining eggs were all appalled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nwitnessing, his most ghastly demise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHorrified,\nin turn each averted their eyes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto realize upon raising their gazes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\nwere still on the breakfast menu!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nall too often, life just isn’t fair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFear\nis the mind killer that destroys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFear\nis the little death awaiting us all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFear\nis the end of all possible thinking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEating\neverybody alive, inside and out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nthe real dangers, remain without!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\ncancer spreading through the body;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nbacteria, cultured inside rotten eggs,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRunning\naround yelling, the sky is falling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEasily\navoided, pointless personal bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nreally bad habits growing like a fungus!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nshould never be allowed to just fester!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nkind, that we inevitably come to regret!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUsually\nthe sooner its dealt with, the better!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nit frequently drives us, to fear the worst!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nfreeze up, or overreact at the wrong time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKicking\nourselves in the ass for being stupid!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nfacing our fears we make them disappear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nlistening to our hearts, we overcome them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nour fears can become even worse habits.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\ndesires may grow like weeds in any lawn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEveryone\nwants to alleviate, their own desires!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPretending\nto ease our suffering, like a mother.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReassuring\nourselves as if we were two people.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWords\nAre All Bullshit Whenever Money Talks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthose still listening, to their fears and desires.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthose never taught, that they can Just Say No!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthose, with no love and courage in their heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthose incapable of communicating with others,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInsisting\nthe dictionary is just never good enough;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMoney\ncan’t buy happiness but it sure doesn’t hurt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEndlessly\nranting, their politics are seldom personal!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPounding\nupon anyone who just happens to disagree,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nit is easy to inspire, enough fears and desires,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ndiscourage many from even trying to save themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEnchanting\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nreally spellbinding clowns,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom,\ninspire any mean fairy tales,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nZombie\nmockery only makes them chuckle,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\ntheir sense of humor is out of this world,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\ntheir intentions always appear honorable,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\ntheir jokes unquestionably from the heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAn\nenchantingly delightful comedy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat,\nleaves no stone untouched.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\ntheir grace is beyond compare,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nmere words, to ever describe,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\ntheir love of compassionate humor undeniable.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDelightful\ngiggles echoing… rolling across the floor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAmazing\nBullshit Artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThose\nwho repeat bullshit tend to believe their own bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhilst,\nthose who preach never can hear their own bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStop\nspouting so much crap all you amazing bullshit artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\ncan start by sorting out all your own bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrust\nme, it feels great to get rid of all you can find!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOwn\nyour personal crap all you amazing bullshit artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\nelse wants it so you may as well Toss it away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSharing\nand learning to be giving just require effort!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRequiring\nneither terrific style nor common sense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nThe Worst Crap keeps getting in our way,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\ncomplain there’s way too much bullshit,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAdding\nto the usual mess none ever claims!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNasty\nBullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNasty\nbullshit should always be avoided,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\ncoming back to bite people in the ass.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAvoid\nany of the Nastier Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCause\nYou Know Without Doubt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncomes around goes around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthe less Nasty any crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\ngetting around, the better!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe Less Divided we become,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmore united we may all stand,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlong\nwith improving everyone’s sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConquering\nthe world one clown at a time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThis\ncomedy Club never closes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\nworry about your Style,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrust\nme every Clown fits in,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthe punch lines can only improve!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nLogic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nlogic is just so damned easy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEven\nbullshit Artists refuse to believe,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nRejecting their Bullshit Is Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nonly logic bullshit artists Recognize,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBuilt\nentirely of blue smoke, and mirrors!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHides\neverything under huge piles of Shit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWherever\nThe Sun Will Seldom Ever Shine.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSafeguarded\ndeep between their ass cheeks;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnsuring\nit never vanishes in the light of day!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBite\nMe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThere’s\nway too much Bullshit flying around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\neveryone else could surely agree upon,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nrefuses to put up with anyone else’s crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthey wouldn’t Hesitate to do with their own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nthe only way they can ever accept their crap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nby everybody accepting all they need do is relax!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrust\nme the harder we Hold onto all our worst crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsooner it all comes back to Bite you hard in the ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nHappy\nSappy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhen\nyou conquer one clown at a time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYour\nworst fears can soon be forgotten,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely,\nby turning the brat onto,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHappy\nsappy toddler pabulum!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCompletely\nmeaningless drivel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ndo any harm unto others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPlugging\ninto the boob tube young and old alike,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nchuckle to themselves, while throwing up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nLame\nBullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nartists diligently cultivate the finest of arts,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeeking\ncrap enlightenment in their own bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\ninsisting upon passionately testifying.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMost\nany other Bullshit is always so fucking lame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCommon\nordinary bullshit is not a real comparison!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nother bullshit always turns out to be a Fraud!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShadows\nmocking the Silent Echoes of their reflections!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGrossly\nDistorted nightmarish house of horror Fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCornucopia\nof lesser known erotic exotic guilty pleasures.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nunparalleled singularly sublime splendor and majesty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nto be Imitated personification of divine perfection!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nblindingly crystal clear bedazzling celestial Brilliance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGreedily\nwe shovel our personal bullshit down throats,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContemptuous,\nof one another’s much lamer bullshit!<br\/>\n<\/b><\/i><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilly\nGiggles<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSilent\nunspeakable wisdom,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTongues,\nrooted in cheeks,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAmenable\nrefuge for clowns.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nPainted\ngrins of friendly faces,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConspirators\nto childish foolishness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTremendously\noverwhelming excitement building!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGiddy\nclowns tumble in, grinning inanely,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBumbling\nobligingly bouncing on butts,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSymphony\nof incredulous amazement!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearing\nraucous laughter, clowns runaway,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAware\nthe circus is the only show in town,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilly\ngiggles echo, following me all around.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n \n<\/p>\nResistance\nis Futile<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCockroaches\nlike Groucho just love to complain, <br\/>\nEndlessly mocking one\nanother’s crap,<br\/>\nRanting and raving it’s the worst smelling\nanywhere!<br\/>\nThe same hopeless Complaints people never listen to,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nComplaining\nthey Still have enough of their own!<br\/>\nAdamant no Real cockroach\ncould ever resist,<br\/>\nMocking each other’s Worthless\nmockery!<br\/>\nResistance is Futile All roaches Agree!<br\/>\nWhen the\nSilent Void mocks itself.<br\/>\nStraight Man’s Quiet Mockery.<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNever\nDo That Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nDismissing\ndenial, as improbable,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilently\ndenying that’s its impossible,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nRealizing Denial’s Unthinkable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nplausibly deny our denial again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\ndenial as implausible,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nmother embraces me back:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeckoning\nme onto her lap,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nwhispers, in my ear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Never\nDo That Again!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAvoid\nAny Meaner Shit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nMeanest bullshit denies Denial,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nEnjoying Strangling Itself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDenying\nInnocence ever existed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ndeny our ignorant humor,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nGreat Ignorance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAvoid\nAny Meaner Shit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrusting,\nIn Yourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbrace\nGentle Comedy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAppreciate\nYour Humanity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nthe meanest bullshit enforces the compulsion,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBrothers\nand sisters have to be mean to themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAvoid\nGloating<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nOnce\nupon a time people were not so Easily Impressed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\nQuite So Many, Bullshit Artists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSometimes\nits Really hard to Laugh!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\nwe strangle even easy Jokes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nhumor can Bring us together!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nstupid bullshit drives us apart!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ntrick is your sense of humor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAvoid\ngloating over Punchlines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nStarving\nZombies<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nDealing\nwith bullies always makes me homesick,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe place where I go to Relax;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nprepare for the meanest bullies,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPracticing\nthe Art of doing nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nknow it sounds Stupid,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nI Swear That Its True!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to go to fun places,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nhave to first Learn How To not Move!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNow\nthe laziest Dance Craze of the century!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAdored\nby all Starving Zombies everywhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFortunate\nenough to Shuffle in just in time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nsit still and eat Peacefully at the table.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nObnoxious\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nObnoxious\nClowns will all stridently insist!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\ncomedy is meaningful and Distinctive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\ntwo clowns should ever tell the same Joke;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPresumably\nif comedy is to possess any dignity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNoteworthy\nclowns should all retain significance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nObnoxious\nhumor may frequently become tedious!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\neveryone just smiles and nods,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\ncircus Life Can Be Tough!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nthose epic over-sized clown shoes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nacts are just very hard to follow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOthers\nyou’ll want to Avoid if possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRotten\ntomatoes may be the least of your worries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nconfronted by more Obnoxious Clowns.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPotty\nhumor, might become More attractive,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\navoiding stepping on Clumsy clown shoes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAppreciating\ngood Sarcasm can actually be helpful,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\neventually, all the jokes become just as Obnoxious!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCompassionate\nClowns<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nCompassionate\nClowns come to everyone’s rescue,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForgetting\nall about Themselves, in the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nAware of the Virtue of Ignorant wisdom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWitnesses\nloudly applaud their compassion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHeroes\nwho think of others as themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nheroes of every other clown’s story,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDreamers\nbusily living their dreams,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTotally\ncaught up, in the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsame as the rest of us clowns,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBusy\nbumbling down the road in enormous shoes,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmbracing\nany foolish ignorance, with compassion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWitless\nZingers<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNobody\nI know can say with a straight face,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n"That\nThey Have Lost All Of Their Wits!"<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nBad Enough to Lose Your Witty Wits,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nTo Lose All Our Wittiest of Wits,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nThe Cruelest, Of All, Cruel Blows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate your own wits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nyou still have your Witts, about you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nto cope whenever humor Escapes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nalways look for the hidden punch lines,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nthe witless zingers just keep on coming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nNobody\nHome<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMurmuring\nContentedly,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nword utter gibberish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMerely\nbabbling in our ears.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nany real significance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nour lights are left on,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nnobody’s home but us chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nMiserable\nWannabe Comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBullshit\nthat’s just too good to be true,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFrequently\nreally is just more bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut\nThe Worst Bullshit Of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nonly use to Fool Ourselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAttempting,\nWannabe Comedy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nWannabe Comic Yells Shit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nthe Proverbial Shit Hits the Fan!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWannabe\nComedies, May Be Messier!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSlinging\nCrap Just to Clean It Up Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nCrappy Way to Make A Living They Say!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWay\nToo Much Crap For Any To Bother With!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMakes\nFor The Worst Wannabe Comedies Of All!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSuck\nit Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nGravity,\nmakes crap roll downhill,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSucking\nhard on anything with mass,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhistling\nwildly, at every butt she sees,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\ninhales, whistling and sucking away,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDaydreaming\nof the hero of all her dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShe\nloves to whistle, at every known asshole,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nbegging every shithead for more bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhistling,\nshe just keeps on greedily sucking!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTurning\nto face uphill, so she can slurp it up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEvery\nasshole giving her all she could want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill,\nall the turned backs discourage many!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\nrealizing, forever crap rolls downhill.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPregnant\nsilence overtakes them all at once.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhispers\necho softly lost in the far distance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\na lame zerosum game the ground catches.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nthere’s nothing whatsoever to lose,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr,\nto be gained, from learning how to be still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrap,\nalways keeps falling from out of the blue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThen\nrolls atop anybody downhill at the bottom!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nthe bullshit keeps flying in every direction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMaking\nit hard to tell, which direction remains up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\nthe most interesting things grow out of manure…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFuck\nOff All You Wannabe Fuck Offs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFuck\noff because fuck the fuck off!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYou\nfucking got that fucking yet?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nbest give a fuck, was broken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFuck\noff is the best I can manage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFuck\noff because fuck the fuck off!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nas fucking good a fucking answer,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnyfuckingoneisevergonnafuckingget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nfuck off forthwith, all you fuck offs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nfucking all leave me the fuck alone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDon’t\nlet the door hit you on the way out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFucking\nknow our fucking comedy-drama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfucking one, you fucking enjoy so much!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFucking\nfollowing, all the Fucking characters,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWas\nfucking canceled, by the fucking network!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIts\nfucking wannabe comedy was all-fucked-up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nFucking Piece of Shit was Just all Fucked Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFucking\nhorribly in need of fucking improvement!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nI Fucking Want Nothing To Fucking Do With It!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNor\nany other fucking circus clown’s, fucking bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nArt of Denial<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPeople\nenjoy denying that Denial,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIsn’t\nthe Name of A River in Egypt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nrather one of the more Demanding fine arts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet,\nby tradition, it remains quite Indubitably,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nExclusive Art of more Obnoxious Clowns.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRepeatedly\nSwearing They Never deny denial.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProtesting\nthere’s a Sucker Born every minute!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nis Why Denial remains a Popular word!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDoggedly\nintent on perfecting the art of denial!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAsshole\nRegrets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEverybody\nthinks the other Guy’s hot air,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTakes\nup way too much space in the Room!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOutrageously\nUnacceptable deplorable farts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\ncompel everyone else to vacate the space!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCareful\nto leave some doors and windows open!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\ncase some poor unsuspecting slob,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPasses\nOut Accidentally Stumbling In!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAssholes\nCan Regret Becoming Assholes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nSmooth\nCuties<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEverybody\nhas an asshole but not all of us are Complete Buttheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSure\nStinky bullshit can come out our Mouths like any cow’s butt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nour Reality may Become whatever we care to put out there!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nsnails, like to leave long winding wayward Slimy Trails!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOthers\nprefer to bounce and roll around in the Stinkier Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\ntiny infants have The Smoothest of Cute Little Butts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSmooth\ncrappy butts their neighbors often love to Touch!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCaution\nalluring smoothies conceal crap inside diapers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAsshole\nValidation<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nInvalidated\nassholes Require validation,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeing\ninvalidated wherever they may go.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCautious\nto always Invalidate Themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nto Mention Everyone else in the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nInsisting the other guy is an Asshole!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nthey can’t Approve of validating assholes;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEspecially\nassholes eager to validate all assholes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOften\nthe Only thing assholes are able to agree on,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nto never Acknowledge an asshole validating them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus\nasshole validation remains a complete Oxymoron,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nassholes won’t agree on the meaning of the word!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBlind\nProphets<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAssholes\nmay Wannabe blind visionaries,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof getting into a world of Butt Hurt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nassholes can’t see where they are going,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\ntheir heads still firmly stuck up their Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nNoxious gases they’ll inhale,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInduce\nthe wildest cryptic visions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLike\nthose of the Oracles At Delphi,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nproclaimed Socrates a wiseguy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nalone could still see in the dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nQuantum\nPerturbations?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nQuantum\nperturbations inspired mental masturbation,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nEinstein’s best rubber sheets and underpants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBelieving\nhis crap was still solid,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nnever to be casually dismissed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\npersevered for decades masturbating nonstop!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nhis wiggly-jigglies steadily got worse,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUntil,\nnobody could tell what was what,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nif anything ever became of his efforts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nQuantized\nUgly Ducklings<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAdorable\nQuantized Ugly Ducklings,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAlways\nso shy, sweet, and innocent,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeldom,\nlooking anyone in the eye!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRepeatedly,\nfalling on their butts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nGrinning,\ndrooling, total idiots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShyly,\nhiding behind the most beautiful,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nsometimes the most hilarious of anyone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nadorable one with sparkling laughter,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nmagically bridges, any differences,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBetween\nall our brothers and sisters.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlaughter, at the sheer joy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nwondrous, novel existence,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nsimply being a part of it all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfountain of love, becoming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfountain of truer awareness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\ngreatest of possible journeys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\ngreater context of One Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nall art, science, or religion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\never adequately, describe for us.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMama\nnature herself is shyly hiding.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLight\nthat shines within and without!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLight\ncasting shadows in greater light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhich\nnever can be seen in all its glory.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nShy\nQuantized Ugly Ducklings Sparkle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPrecisely\nbecause they are always so shy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThey\namuse themselves, with peek-a-boo.;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nPriceless\nComedy<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFaint\nquiet laughter carries across the field.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJubilant\ntoddlers playing hide and seek,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFamiliar\nsiren song calls to me on the wind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nStill\nfoolish enough to merely laugh at any foolishness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSilly\nenough to tickle plenty of purple people pink!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSomehow\nknowing without knowing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich none can ever really know:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTheir\ngift of grace is merely for sharing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBetter\nEnjoyed Together for its own sake!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nBlissful Contentment bumbling along;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEternally\nFresh Slapstick Seizes the Moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPresenting\nDelightful Gifts to the Entire World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCapable\nof wrapping people around their little fingers,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTouching\nAll Affectionately, while contending with none.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEngagingly\nFlawless Naiveté,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPriceless\nFamily Comedy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nAdrift<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nFloundering\nin the waves we raise the anchor,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCast\nadrift by the still rising storm.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nListing\nside to side and rolling end over end,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTurning\nher wheel into the wind,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEagerly,\nshe springs forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nstep aside as she dances through the waves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSculpting\nher own way in the great big world;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFashioning\ngrace out of chaos in the moment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDestination,\na safe sheltered port of harbor.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\na cleft in the earth is mother to all,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClimbing\na mountain on the dark side of the moon.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSudden\nswelling assembly at the top,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMelting\nlanguidly into the sunrise,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nArouses\nmy blissful contentment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhereupon,\nwithout a warning,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlight within, becomes One!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCrescendo\nof the divine thunder,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpward\nspiraling sublime rapture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n(Tom\nPetty, Pink Floyd)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning\nDown the House!~<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\nChained\nto a Cliff for Burning Down the Temple;<br\/>\nIt Turned Out Prometheus\nWas A Pyromaniac!<br\/>\nIn court, his Lawyers kept attacking his\nLiver!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nhired him, to set fire to more buildings!<br\/>\nBurning down houses\nfor just a quick buck!<br\/>\nSo they could collect the insurance\nmoney.<br\/>\nBlaming Global Warming, For The Fires!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBoom\nBaby, Strange But Not A Stranger!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>The\nTime Has Come To Jump Overboard!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Hold\nTight, We’re In For Nasty Weather!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>You…\nJust… Might… Get… What… You… Ask… For!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\nHere’s\nyour tickets here’s your bags!<\/span><\/font><br\/>\nDon’t\nforget to go to the Bathroom!<\/span><\/font><br\/>\nYour\ntransportation, is finally here,<\/span><\/font><br\/>\nClose\nenough is never Far Enough!<br\/>\nBook your next passage…. To\nMars!<br\/>\nBuild Your Dream…… Bomb Shelter!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBurning\nDown The House!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Maybe…\nYou… Know… Where… You… Are…<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Fighting\nAll Your Fires With Fire!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Find\nPrincely Deals at Fire Sales,<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>See,\nCalifornia Wineries, Drunk!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Maybe\nyou know where to Shop!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Hey\nwe might all Need Raincoats!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Three…Hundred…Sixty…Five…\nDegrees!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Clowns\nBurning Down The House!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Cooking\nEverything That’s Left Alive!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>People\nsurprised on their way to work!<br\/>\nAs their Cars Suddenly Burst\ninto Flames!<br\/>\nAs I race past them on my way to First\nplace!<\/font><\/font><br\/>\nEverybody knows that\nyou have to play in order to Win!<br\/>\nNo visible means of support\nand you ain’t seen Nothin’ yet!<br\/>\nEverything’s stuck Together and\nI don’t know what to expect.<br\/>\n<\/font>Starring\ninto the TV Set, Watching Them All, Fighting Fire with\nFire!!<br\/>\nPyromania could be the next fashion trend if things don’t\ncool down!<\/span><\/font><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus Just Left Chicago… And He’s Bound For New Orleans…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus Just Left Chicago… And He’s Bound For New Orleans…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThen\nOut To California, Through The Burning Forests and The Pines!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTake\nMe With You Velvet Jesus, Velvet Elvis Has Left The Building…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTake\nMe With You Velvet Jesus, Velvet Elvis Has Left The Building…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nDon’t Have To Worry… Cause Takin’ Care Of Business\nIs His Name!~<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><br\/>\n(Talking\nHeads, ZZ Top)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nBe Too Tired to Work!~<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHunched\nover, nose to the grindstone,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThrowing\nhis shoulder to the still spinning wheel!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMoses\nShouted Out Across the water,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYowsa\nBoss We Be too tired to work!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nbe so Tired by the end of the day,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWe\nNever Knowd When To Stop!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nIt Were Easy As Fishin’,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\nCould Be A Musician,<br\/>\nIf you could make sounds,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLoud…\nor Mellow…<\/font><br\/>\nGet A Second-Hand Guitar, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChances\nAre You’ll Go Far…<br\/>\nIf\nyou get in with the right bunch of fellows!<\/font><br\/>\nPeople see\nyou having fun…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJust\nA-Lying… In The Sun….<br\/>\nTell\nthem that you like it this way!<\/font><br\/>\nIt’s the Work That We\nAvoid, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nWe’re All Self-employed,<br\/>\nWe\nlove to work at nothing all day!<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nWe Be Taking Care of Business,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEvery\nday!<\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>Taking\ncare of business,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEvery\nway!<\/font><br\/>\n<\/font>We be\ntaking care of business,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIts\nAll Mine!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTaking\ncare of business and working overtime!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMercy…\nWhooo… All Right…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTake\ngood care of my business,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nI’m away, every day.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\nget up every morning,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFrom\nyour Alarm Clock’s warning,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTake\nthe 8:15 into the city!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThere’s\nA…Whistle Up Above,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\npeople pushin’ people shovin’,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nthe girls, who try to look pretty!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nif your train’s on time, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\ncan get to work by nine,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nstart your Slaving Job,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\nGet Your Pay!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nYou Ever…… Get Annoyed, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLook\nAt Me I’m Self-employed,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI\nlove to work at nothing all day!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nWe Be Taking Care of Business, <\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEvery\nDay!<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTaking\nCare of Business… Every Way!<br\/>\nWe Be taking care of Business Its\nAll Mine!<br\/>\nTaking care of Business and working overtime…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTake\ngood care, We be too Tired to Work ourselves Boss,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMaybe\nyou could Find Somebody Else Who Need Foodstamps?<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nVelvet\nJesus Just Left Chicago, and He’s Bound For New Orleans…<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(BTO)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nKnowing\nOnly The Light<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nDeath\nmay be the blissful silence, betwixt the notes of a melody;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhen\ntime stretches out, beyond the reach of space to contain.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe greater poetry in motion of our paradox of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe blissful contentment, knowing I still know nothing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe comfort in knowing, all walk a road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe certainty life is ever greater than any can know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nabides beyond the most fanciful of imaginations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nunderlies the greatest of insights and awareness.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nunderscores, any explanations for our existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncalls out to us, from within the sound of silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nresides beyond the ability of science to measure.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nlies below any expectations and preconceptions.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno great work of art could ever actually convey!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nremains beyond the reach, of ancient mysticism!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nany of our more Glorious Words, fail to express.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\ncalls out from within Great Sounds of Silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno feeble intellectual concept may ever grasp.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\nno amount of experience may prepare us for!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno unexpected fortune may bestow upon us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nlies beyond, all categories, boxes, and labels!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nevades even visions, of madmen and saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno profound insights, can ever account for!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ngreat science must forever fail to quantify!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nWhat\nno keen observation, will actually clarify!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nsingular infinity beyond human conception!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAn\nInfinite Diversity In Infinite Combination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAll\npassing before me, lost upon the horizon,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nto return to me yet again as I surrender.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nplace which even a Wu Li master of space-time,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRespects\nas our fountain spring, the Mother of All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\norigin of our spark within, which cannot die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nUnspeakable Ignorant Wisdom and Virtue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLiving\nwell, justly, and beautifully are all one thing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\ngiving of ourselves we learn how to receive,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nforgiving others, we pardon ourselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\npardoning ourselves learn to live.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nHow To Be Free At Last!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning\nHow, To Let Go Again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearning,\nTo Love Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nThy Neighbor, As Thyself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrespass\nNot Upon One Another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nnone, shall trespass upon you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOpening\nour heart the mind follows.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTreat\nothers, better than they deserve.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwhat comes around, goes around!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRing\nout the praise of mama and papa!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nThat All Would Celebrate With You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSing\nThe Songs Everyone’s Heart Shares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nnone shall hold, anything against you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to live, we must all learn to accept death and suffering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder live we must all find greater forgiveness and acceptance.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\ninevitably, the sun must rise once again, knowing only the light.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEmbracing\nLoving Words<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nI\nhave but two arms, with which to hold anything,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet\naltogether way too often I merely use them for,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClutching\nOnto Any Hate, Anger, and Vengeance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\nspite of being aware, we are all infants to others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFloundering\nabout, still trying the best that we can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPaying\nIt Forward Once Again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHow\nWonderful to Remember!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nReaching\nBeyond Infinite Skies;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ninfinity and beyond eternity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nthe limits of our imagination!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond,\nmere mortal limitations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeyond\nwhat we believe possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nis ever denied, their feelings.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nis ever denied their thoughts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nis ever denied their own light!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ncan be denied a chance to love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nmay ever pop another’s bubble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nmay ever tickle, their own fancy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nmay deny the songs in our hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nIs Ever Denied Their Own Redemption!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nHearts, Are What Really Matters!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\na heart you’ve got nothing except!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEntirely\nmore of the same: Nothing That Is!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nour Hearts we all find happiness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nour Hearts discover the real truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nour Hearts all can soar with eagles.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollowing\nour Hearts we seldom know defeat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearts\nnever comprehending our angry words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearts\nseldom comprehending any hatred at all!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearts\neternally desiring, just to please everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHearts\nquietly beating away, eternally in the dark!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWould\nonly grasp pure poetry in motion in all life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nSee the World, Through the Eyes Of A Child.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nmoving Poetry Knowledge is incomplete.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nAwareness any knowledge is impossible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nhearts know if we are singing or screaming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEach\nnote and word becomes special by singing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOnly\nwithin the greater context of shared truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nthe silence of our Truth nothing exists.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWithout\nencouraging Love in hearts no music.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeautiful\nwords inspire love in all our hearts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeautiful\nwords can Sing in their own voice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\ninsisting anyone ever listen to them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nall those desiring Rise to the occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nus begin surrendering to our words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nus begin by learning to own them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nthose who think to do anything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nus begin by moving ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUnderstanding\nupon embracing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nContentment,\nkeeping us warm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHappiness\nkeeping us all sweet.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLaughter\npreserving humanity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSorrows\nkeeping us All human,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPlay\nkeeping everyone Funnier!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFailures,\nkeeping us all Creative.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSuffering\nkeeping anybody Real,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDeath\nstill keeping us all Honest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLife\nstill Keeping Everyone going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnger\nhelping anybody to survive,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSuccesses\nkeeping anyone Growing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPersonal\nstruggles keeping us strong,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLove\nkeeping everyone forever young!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYeah\nThough I Walk Through The Shadow Of The Valley,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nI\nShall Fear No Evil For Eternally Thou Abides Within Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nForever\nMy Feet Know the Way As The Way Knows Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhenever\nMama Calls And Papa Remains My Rock Of Ages;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nThere Be Peace On Earth and Please Let It Begin With Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nMe Sing The Myriad Words, Of Loving Peace To Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nMe Embrace The Loving Metaphors, For The Universe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nThere Be Peace On Earth Within My Beautiful Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nThere Be Peace On Earth, Within Every Loving Soul!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDenying\nthe slings and arrows of outrageous misfortune.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nmost knowledgeable can all still learn something new,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEnigmatically\nwiseguys somehow remember how to forget.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfewer preconceptions, that we might all still clutch onto!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nless frequently we all wait for any expectations to be met!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwhile we insist, that we are not strong enough to go there!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\nkeep on insisting, that we still prefer to put it off altogether!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nClaiming\nthat you just don’t have anything left, to give another!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOr\ndeny that our own Truth, can actually make a real difference.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\nencourage ourselves, and each other, to continue to hang on!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\neven greater hate and anger knowing tomorrow never comes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nby embracing our past we embrace more of the future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nnegative feelings may become the worst of our habits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt\nis in the worst of times we discover who our real friends are,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho can embrace, their own beautiful voice and words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwho truly love us with enough charm and good sense,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nalways benevolently honest and forthright with us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhile\nour greatest enemy may always be found within.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSocrates\nurged everyone he met to know themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\ncease fighting, over pointless personal bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHabits\nare the end of honesty, and compassion;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHatred,\nanger, and sorrows being overcome,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nlove, compassion, and understanding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus,\nembracing our own chain reaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThus,\nembracing our own greater context,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe just accept our own beautiful words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe just surrender, to what is in our heart,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe just give ourselves, permission to love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe simply embrace, the songs in our hearts.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nfor ourselves, how to yet distinguish,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPleasure\nfrom pain and sorrows from happiness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nnone other might really distinguish for any!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone, must decide for ourselves are real,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone, might ever inspire ourselves to do,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone can ever decide to do for ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsteps which only our own two feet, may know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\naberrant path which we alone may ever follow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\npoetry in motion that can only be paid forward!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfork in each road lost deep in a memory of God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno words of wisdom, might ever clarify for us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno magical wave of a wand, may bestow on us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno technology might ever make possible for us.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nnone may ever beg, borrow, barter, or trade for.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone would ever know, we grant ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nno all powerful Wizard of Oz can really give us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nthe latest and greatest technology can’t produce!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone may decide either to accept or to reject!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone can ever decide to present to ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone must decide might only be given away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nwe alone must decide, to always nurture faith in!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nloving patterns built in the very fabric of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nloving patterns within, the threads of our existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nloving patterns all share in the paradox of existence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nloving pattern in the amazing grace all could receive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nlove all might perceive, first granting it to themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nfreedom we can only know is real by living the dream.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow the serenity of inner peace is never a real struggle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow for ourselves, if we are really singing or screaming.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nknow for ourselves, whose voice must remain the loudest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nour words are those of loving peace within ourselves,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nwe really desire to embrace our loving words yet again;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nwe really desire to give ourselves yet another opportunity,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhether\nwe desire to take the next step and share our love with the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nChain\nReaction<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCrap\nfalls from the Sky and rolls downhill,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst\nthe bullshit flies in every Direction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMaking\nit difficult to say which way is Up.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\ncompelling an incendiary chain reaction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFlames\nFlying, Ignite Dry Tinder!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nExplosions\nGoing Off Everywhere.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFingers\npointing In every Direction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIndignant\nProtests Fall On Deaf Ears.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMillions\nturning their Heads each day.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nCasual\nthreats Flying in every direction!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nGrowing\nhate destroying families today.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHate\nIs Such A Terrible Thing To Waste!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSome\nJokes Should Never Be Repeated.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nSome\njokes are just Never very funny!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEndless\nPointless, Personal Bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nRoosters\nstrutting around in Circles!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPanicking\nat their own damned shadows!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTorturing\nthe Small-fry half to death!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHens\nducking, bobbing, and weaving!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLooking\nfor the most challenging fight!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlaming\nGod, fate, and fickle lady luck!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlaming\neach other, and Mother Nature!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlaming\nothers, while asking forgiveness.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBut,\nour crap never stops rolling downhill.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nEveryday\nis Rock Bottom if There’s No Up!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nnobody wants, what keeps coming round!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIf\nno one still wants to hear anymore bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nI’m\nFrom Missouri Myself The Show-Me State!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhere\nA Chicken Is Still Legally A Walking Vegetable!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBecause\nwe never did buy anybody’s bullshit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHaving\nall too often, been sold down the river!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBy\nour own politicians, and redneck neighbors!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nDriving\ntheir own children, from their churches.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nPromoting\ntheir Libertarian Paradise by The Sea!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nStumping\nfor low taxes, from their church pulpit!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFundamentalists\nall share, the worst social record!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nMeeting\nthe technical criteria, for a mental disease.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nThe\nworst rape, child abuse, and abortion statistics!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nA\nChurch famous for abusing women and children;<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd,\nworst suicide, divorce, and alcoholism as well!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nExisting\nanywhere within the entire civilized world!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nBlame\neveryone else in the world for their problems!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhilst\nforcing even their own Libertarian politicians!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nTo\npass laws, against joining the Mickey Mouse Club!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nHonesty\nis such a lonely word, you can’t give it away!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\ncan’t fix stupid but no one ever lost money trying.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nYou\ncan’t teach an old dog new tricks when he’s dying.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJesus\ncan’t save people who refuse to Save themselves.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJesus\ncan’t save people who insist Everybody is insane!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nJesus\ncan’t save those who keep demanding to be saved.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nWhen\nstudies, done by even the evangelical Bana Group,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIndicated\nthose who regularly used their own two hands,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nIn\nhumble service to the welfare of their own community!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nLived\nup to their own personal, religious moral standards!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nUsing\ntheir own two hands they remain in touch with God!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nProving\nthat crap rolling downhill presents an opportunity!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nmore than simply getting down on your knees in church!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nFor\nA Different Kind of Incendiary Chain Reaction Altogether!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAcknowledging\nfor ourselves, we are the world, we are children!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nAnd\nbecoming vulnerable reaching out to each other is what we do,<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nA\ngood Samaritan helps their own community to become more loving.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\nKnowing\ntheir own love, light, and laughter never require any justification!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 0.17in; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTar\nBaby Extra Sticky Fingers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nDali Lama Once Spoke To Me In A Dream:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUrging\nme to steal that which cannot be stolen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nI’ve never been inclined to Steal<\/u>\nanything<\/span>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLiving\nSimply, So That Others May Simply Live!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nOthers Kept Fighting Over Stealing From Me<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGovernments\nand Corporations, were all stealing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMy\nbest Potty Mouth nursery rhymes, and Poetry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFighting\nOver Who Could Bug My Computer First!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUSING\nTHEM TO DESIGN, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nOUR POETRY PETS, HAVE A WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nREQUIRING\nTHE FINE ART OF ANARCHISTIC FACILITATION<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nGoes Right Over the Heads Of Any Academics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEncouraging\nThe Thieves To Chase Their Own Tails!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRUN\nAROUND IN CIRCLES SCREAMING THE SKY IS FALLING<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHowling\nAt The Moon Like A Complete Loonytoons!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBanging\nALL<\/u> Their Heads Against The Nearest Wall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nCan Run, But Never Hide From Your Own Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nTruth Can Find Even The Shadows In Your Mind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSURRENDERING\nGROUND, ONE TRUTH REMAINS IN THE LEAD<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSURRENDERING\nTO THEIR OWN, BLUE SMOKE AND MIRRORS<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSURRENDERING\nTO THEIR LIES THE TRUTH FINDS THE LIARS<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLYING\nTO EACH OTHER, THEY’LL ALL DISCOVER THE TRUTH<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEIR\nLESSER TRUTHS COMBINED WILL FORM A TAR BABY<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nSuperglue Or Flypaper, Is Nearly As Sticky Tricky!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nSilly Game Of Mouse Trap, Will Catch These Rats<\/span>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMore\nIrresistible Then The Stinkiest Limburger Cheese!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUNLIKE\nA GORDEON KNOT IT CAN NEVER BE CUT IN HALF<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOH,\nWHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WOULD ALWAYS WEAVE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nTRUTH ITSELF, IS MORE THAN THEY CAN HANDLE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChopping\nUp The Truth As Yea Sow So Shall Yea Reap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStretch\nAny Truth, It’ll Snap Back Like A Rubber Band!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPlaying\nAround With Words They Confuse Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForgetting\nThey Can Never Actually Lie To Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForgetting\nThe Truth, Follows Them Wherever They Go!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFORGETTING\nIN REALITY NOBODY ACTUALLY LOVES THEIR LIES<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFORGETTING\nTHE TRUTH IS MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN ANY LIES<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEIR\nLIES TO THEMSELVES, BECOME THEIR OWN DOWNFALL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWANNABE\nTOWERS OF BABBLE, ALL COME TUMBLING DOWN<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN\nTHE EMPEROR HIMSELF, ALWAYS LEADS THE PARADE<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClutching\nOnto ALL<\/u> Their Lies The Truth Escapes Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDrowning\nIn Their Lies, There’s No Room For The Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTossing\nOut The Bathwater They Seldom Find The Baby!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGasping\nFor Breath, They Breathe In Their Own Hot Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLEMMINGS\nALL PREPARED TO LEAP OFF THE NEAREST CLIFF<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nWeight Of The Truth Can Crush Them All Like Ants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTheir\nOwn Pride And Hubris, Will Always Betray Them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEIR\nFANTASIES TRANSFORM INTO THEIR OWN WORST NIGHTMARES<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTheir\nNightmares Are All Revealed, To Be Just Fantasies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLOYAL\nTO THE BITTER END TO THEIR OWN SELFISH DEMANDS<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlaming\nEveryone Else, They’ll Never Solve The Problem!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHERE\nIS NO GREATER POWER IN THE VERSE THAN ONE TRUTH<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU CAN’T GET NO SATISFACTION, IT’S WISE TO REMEMBER<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nPRINCE OF LIARS CLAIMS HE NEVER REGRETS ANYTHING<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nORDER TO KISS THE SKY YOU GOTTA LEARN HOW TO KNEEL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJUST\nSTAND TALL AGAIN! TO SHINE ON, LIKE A CRAZY DIAMOND<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReach\nOut To Others To Discover What Life Has To Offer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFind\nOut For Yourself What You Might Still Have To Give!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLEARN\nFROM EXPERIENCE WHAT IT CAN MEAN TO SHARE THE TRUTH<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGRAVITY’S\nRAINBOW YET GRACES HEAVEN ABOVE, AND HELL BELOW<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nRAINBOWS ALWAYS FOLLOW WHEN WE STRAY FROM THE PATH<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYET\nBALANCE WILL ALWAYS BE RESTORED, IF HARMONY ELUDES US<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nHARD GROUND IS WHAT PREVENTS US, FROM SINKING LOWER<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBuild\nYour Field Of Dreams On A Truth We Can ALL<\/u> Share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRise\nAbove Your Own Stupidity Sharing One Greater Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIgnore\nthe Mindless Lemmings Going Over the Nearest Cliff!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nElevate\nALL Of Your Own Worst Damn Comedy, Several Fucking Notches<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nScrew\nUp Enough Courage To At Least, Once In Awhile, Do The Right Thing<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr,\nDiscover More Intractable Problems Than They’re Worth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDiscover\nFor Yourself Who’s Really Your Own Worst Enemy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDISCOVER\nFOR YOURSELF THE ORIGIN OF YOUR PERSONAL SUFFERING<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDREAM\nWEAVER, TAR BABY, EXTRA STICKY FINGERS, GONNA GETCHA<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nDream Catcher Can Catch Your Own Waking Nightmares!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nLesser Truth Might Save Your Ass From the Greater Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDEJA\nVU IS THE CERTAINTY, YOU’VE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nCAN’T STOP THE SIGNAL MEL, WARNING YOU OF DANGER AHEAD<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGo\nAhead Set Yourself On Fire Playing Around With Matches!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSwill\nDown Whatever Flavor Of Cool-Aid Strikes Your Fancy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTaste\nSome More of Your Own Bitter Ashes, Piss, And Vinegar!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSHOOT\nYOURSELF IN THE FOOT AGAIN JUST TO SEE HOW MUCH IT HURTS<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nHARDER THEY ALL KEEP TRYING, THE MORE EXPENSIVE IT BECOMES<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nSELL MONEY AS THE SOLUTION TO THE WHOLE WORLD’S PROBLEMS<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSleepwalking\nZombies Easily Become Their Own Worst Enemy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDreaming\nOf A Great Wide Open, Doors All Slam In Their Face!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrading\nDreams Of A Better Life For New Nightmare-Fantasies For Dreams!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBURNING\nOLD RUBBER TIRES, TO PREVENT GLOBAL WARMING!!!<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPoisoning\nthe Ground We All Walk Upon and Salting the Earth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDumping\nAll Of Their Toxic Waste, Into Any Convenient Sewer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPOURING\nDOWN ALL OVER THE RED RAIN KEEPS COMIN’ DOWN<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForget\nAbout Drinking The Water And Try Not To Breath Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSeeking\nShelter From The Unforgiving Sun, and The Poison Rain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nZombies\nAlways Take The Time, To Count ALL<\/u> Of Their Change!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nConstantly\nComplain About The Service, Then Stiff the Waitress!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN\nUNBALANCED GRAVITY REMAINS, THE SOURCE OF LIGHTNESS<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nORDER TO REACH FOR THE STARS WE MUST FIRST FIND OUR BALANCE<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTANDING\nON THEIR HEADS, WEEBLES WOBBLE, AND THEY ALL FALL DOWN<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nONLY HEAVEN ABOVE CULTIVATES HARMONY, IN UNBALANCED GRAVITY<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nWHICH NEITHER ACTS NOR REASONS BEING MUCH EASIER TO MAINTAIN<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEVER\nBOTHERING TO OFFER OR DEMAND ANY PATHETICALLY LAME EXCUSES<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFALLING\nDOWN A RABBIT HOLE YOU DISCOVER A TAR BABY BLACK HOLE SUN<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nITS\nA ONE WAY TRIP TO ANYWHERE ELSE BUT THE DAMN HOTEL CALIFORNIA<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLAND\nHARD ENOUGH ON YOUR ASS, AND YOU ONLY BREAK YOUR TAILBONE<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTAKING\nTHE FAST LANE ONLY GETS YOU NOWHERE ALL THAT MUCH FASTER<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWITHOUT\nTHE LOVE AND COURAGE IN YOUR HEART KID, YA GOT NOTHING<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEVER\nFORGET NINETY PERCENT OF THIS GAME, IS ALWAYS HALF-MENTAL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWEIRD\nIS GOOD, WHEN NOBODY ACTUALLY AGREES ON WHAT’S NORMAL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOIN’ YOU MAY ALREADY\nBE THERE<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO\nBREAK A LEG, AND WORK HARDER ON YOUR LAME SENSE OF HUMOR<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRAISE\nYOUR SIGHTS TO THE HEAVENS, IN ORDER TO WISH UPON A STAR<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR\nHANG YOUR HEAD FOOL CAUSE YA DONE ALREADY LOST THE GAME<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCLIMB\nOUT OF THE DUGOUT, TAKE A SHOWER, TOSS AWAY THE TOWEL<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSOAKED\nBY THE RAIN TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME AGAINST THE WIND<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNOBODY’S\nA WINNER IF THEY ALWAYS TURN OUT TO BE REAL LOSERS<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNOBODY\nSEES THE BACK OF THEIR OWN HEAD QUITE LIKE ANOTHER<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU AREN’T A SOCIAL ANIMAL YOU’RE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLEARN\nHOW TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF OR OTHERS WILL TEACH YOU<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIFE\nIS FOR THE LIVING NOT THE CRISPY CREAM WALKING DEAD ZOMBIES<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCHEAP\nTHRILLS CAN NEVER REPLACE, HAVING A GENUINE SENSE OF HUMOR<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKeep\nSpouting The Same Smack And You’ll Gag Harder On Your Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInstant\nGratification, Always Leads To Instant Karma Gonna Getcha!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSOONER\nOR LATER WE MUST ALL LEARN TO PAY IT FORWARD<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nIn Paying It Forward, May We Ease Our Own Personal Suffering!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nIn Paying It Forward May We Always Find Genuine Satisfaction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nON\nTHE PLAYGROUND OF LIFE THE MEEK SHALL ALL INHERIT THE EARTH<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR\nTHE PLAYGROUND INSTANTLY BECOMES ANOTHER TOXIC WASTE DUMP<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHERE\nTHE BANKS AND MARCHING MORONS STILL DECLARE WORLD WARIII<\/b><\/u>!<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHERE’S\nONLY SO MUCH ROOM ON A PLAYGROUND FOR EVERYBODY’S CRAP<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHERE’S\nONLY SO MUCH THAT EVEN ZOMBIES WILL EVER REALLY TOLERATE<\/u>!<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTIME\nAFTER TIME AFTER TIME AGAIN ALL YOU HEAR IS THE CLOCK TICKING<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU WANNA ROCK-N-ROLL GUILTY FEET MUST FIRST LEARN TO BE STILL<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU WANT TO ENJOY MORE OF THE RIDE WE MUST ALL SHARE THE RIDE<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDANCING\nBETWEEN INVISIBLE MOONBEAMS YOU MAY SHOOT THE MOON<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nEr Is Human, Forgiveness Divine, To Touch Is To Heal, TO HURT IS TO\nSTEAL<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo\nI’ll Wait In This Place Where Dark Shadows ALL Run From\nThemselves<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nI Gave Them Way More Bullshit, Than They Can Possibly Handle<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCareful,\nTo Omit The Last Chapter, And Steal The Last Laugh For Myself<\/u>!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Mahatma\nGandhi, Jerry Wright, Firefly, U2, Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Spike\nLee, Sound Garden, Eagles, Peter Gabriel, Tom Lehrer, Supertramp, Bob\nSeger, George Micheal, Eagles, Cream)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThe\nGreatest of Works<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nEach\ncomes into this world helpless in the arms of giants,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nall rest upon the shoulders of yet again more Giants,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\nwere born every bit as mortal as Everyone else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBorn\nevery bit as ignorant, as the lowest of us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nsecret of change is to focus your energy:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNot\nUpon Fighting The Old,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nBut,\nUpon Building The New!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nAll\nof us are reaching up through the cracks.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLeaping\nfor the Warmth, of the Sun and Stars,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nLiving Well is what life is always about!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nZest For Life Itself, Enhancing All Good Things!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nthe Unexamined life is not worth living!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nInstead\nof merely ignorant or just another Dreamer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nas you may truly wish others to perceive you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecome\nthe Kind of Person you may dream of meeting.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\nlive your life according to your very own Principles.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfident\nthat none might possibly ever hope to do Better,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nTo Seek, To Improve Upon Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\ndoes worse than to chase their own tail;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaste\ntheir Precious Lives on self-stimulation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWaste\ntheir lives simply confusing themselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRemember\nThat Each Fights Their Own Battle!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd\ndo not do unto others what Offends Thee!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBeware\nthe more deadly, of anyone’s passions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRather\ntreat one another with greater kindness,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThan\nyou might otherwise believe you deserve.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthat Lifting Up the Lowest Amongst Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWould\nEasily Become, Our Greatest Of Works!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nonly that we eternally know nothing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWe\ncould yet Rise Above any and all situations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBy\nsimply elevating Ourselves before all others!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFinding\nthe Humility to love ourselves properly.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nknowledge is the only Good, evil but sheer ignorance,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nthose who would move the world first move themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLet\nthose who would move first inspire themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBequeathing\nWhat All Hold Dearest To Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nfreedom to surrender any hubris in the moment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich ultimately goes beyond any of our words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to receive we must all first learn how to give!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to be free we must first make our leap of faith!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIn\norder to be free we must accept what life has to offer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis learning to ignore pointless personal bullshit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis your Birthright to walk the Road less traveled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis our ability to laugh at the world and ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFreedom\nis the right to become whosoever we could desire.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMathematical\nNormalization, Implies A Singular Recursion.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich all words are remarkably inadequate to describe!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich forever inspires ever greater faith in our freedom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nWhich Empowers All To Perform The Greatest of Works!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThat\nwhich empowers us to do, more than we believe possible.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nEmpowering\nAll of Humanity to Share One Silent Explanation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDespite\ninstant karma gonna getcha, mama’s love is irresistible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthe love of mama’s life is the One greater Truth we all share!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSocrates,\na career soldier who was certainly no stranger to death!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHe\nwas a peasant and certainly no stranger to outrageous fortune!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCaught\nin the middle by the wealthy trying to exploit the peasants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n Pointlessly\ninjuring one another in a mad rush to make more money.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFutilely\narguing, over who gets to decide what goes in the dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nwas a Mad, Mad, Mad World, when he championed True idealism,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeasants\nall rushing to sell their votes to the wealthy at any opportunity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSocrates\nused humor to throw a spotlight on the more debased comedies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTo\nexemplify in many cases, how academia and traditions had failed them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nthat, he was summarily executed in what had devolved into a lynch\nmob!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKangaroo\ncourts, in which the wealthy placed their bets,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nperfectly well, that the whole game was rigged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nJust\nseeing how much more money they could make on it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBecause\nthey had rigged it themselves, from the top down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOn\nwho could get anything accomplished in the confusion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOn\nwho might still be left standing after all the dust settled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOn\nwho had no clue what any others had planned for them!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHis\nsense of humor showed, how all the games were rigged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCosting\na few money, he was eliminated as soon as possible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nwith the more lowbrow humor all quick with sarcasm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAccused\nthe one man left among them close to God of heresy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none man who still credited God, for all that he’d achieved!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none man who credited God, for any wisdom he possessed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\none man who credited God, for lending our lives meaning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOf\nCorrupting Children Claiming Money Was Seldom The Answer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nMy\nfather was just such a man if never as illustrious as Socrates,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nsimple man, who’d be the first to tell anyone he wasn’t bright!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nwarrior with a sense of humor who wisely shunned high rank;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAs\nbeing far too political, for the likes of a simple honest warrior!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWho\ngrew up admiring heroes from other planets like Yogi Berra;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWith\na clear conscience, win or lose, Yogi always had a good time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nhow you play the game makes all the difference in the world!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwhat benefit it a man, if he gains the world, but loses his soul?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPart\nof a rich peasant culture which still knew the value of honesty,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nPeasants\nall too well aware of being casually exploited by everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nLearn\nto be still as any straight man or a deer caught in the headlight!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTraditions,\nwhich are dying out to make way for growth and progress;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nA\nway of life the people no longer find to be as useful as making\nmoney,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nYet,\nin a few pubs, they still tell jokes on the anniversary of Socrates’\ndeath,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nvaliant few who still insist on leading from the rear are invited to\nattend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nfew who still remember, gentle humor can be more honorable than\npride.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThose\nfew who still remember, the value of any great ignorant wisdom and\nvirtue,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n When\nmy father would always chuckle with that irresistible sparkling\nlaughter of his,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nQuoting\nSocrates, and drinking to the health of those accomplishing the\ngreatest of works.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nBreathing\nNew Life into Everything<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\nThis\nIs A Truly Tall True Tale From Long, Long Ago!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nAnd,\nIn A Land Far, Far, Far Away From Most of Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nthe Wild Things All Love to Dance in Circles!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhere\nThe Great Plains, All Spread Out Before You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nUpon\ntheir much beloved princess being kidnapped,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nhaving never experienced actual combat,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThirty\nShaolin Monks Resolved To Rescue Her!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nTrekking\ndeep into the Heart of enemy territory,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeventeen\nSurvived to tell the Tale of her rescue!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSeventeen\ntold the story of their Heroic comrades!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathing\nnew life into the peasants who loved her!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFanning\nthe flames of what love meant to the monks.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathing\nNew Life into The Love of Their Own Lives!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nprincess was Much Beloved by the entire Kingdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nConfirming\nfor themselves their love rules the multiverse.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSome\nhad been soldiers who became monks to pay for sins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivating\nany Inner Peace The Way they once had violence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnowing\nFrom Long Experience, You’re The Problem Dummy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nKnow\nthe Sound of One Hand Clapping is Mental Masturbation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThe\nless Busy with the unimportant the more we Can Accomplish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nRise\nUp Warriors of The Rainbow! And Take Your Rightful Places!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nProclaim\nYour Beautiful Words, Deserve The Beautiful Rainbow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nAre The Days, When The Smallest Contributions Matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nAre the Days, That Make Heroes Of The Plain Spoken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nAre The Days When All Of Our Stakes Are Highest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nAre The Days All Our Children Depend Upon US!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nThese\nAre The Days Heaven Will Raise Up The Lowly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nwe deal with conflicting issues in communications!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathing\nnew life into everything we choose to do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathe\nthe sparkling air and the air breathes back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nBreathing\nNew Life, Into Our Own Dying Planet!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFeet\nShaping the Earth, As the Earth Shapes Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSigns\neverywhere big changes are in the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nOur\nfate appears to be to either Sink or swim!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIt’s\nSenseless rushing in to just sink or swim!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDiscover\nWhat It Still Means To Give And Receive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nCultivate\nYour Skills By Learning To Be Still!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nToiling\nIn Circles, Screaming, and Shouting!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWalk\nthe Walk, While Yet Talking the Talk!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nBeing Perfect, We Share Our Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNone\nBeing Perfect We’re All Born Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNobody\nWithout Sin Casting Any Stones!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChildhood’s\nEnd Is Upon Us Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nHumanity\nMust All Be Reborn Yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNeverending\nArmageddon Must Implode!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nUnderestimate The Human Potential.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nunderestimate, what you may become.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforget the Rainbow follows everywhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNever\nforget one greater Truth will always win.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nMay Rain Down Upon All From On High.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nmay sweep all the world by Gentle storm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nmay make it all work out right in the end!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncan best celebrate each new day dawning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\nmay save our futures for new generations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nWhat\ncan make each new day worthwhile again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe one thing everyone has to give one another,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe one thing that nobody may buy with money,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nlove, sweet love, compassion, and understanding.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nmama calling and papa yet being our rock of ages,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nmama’s bountiful love, and wicked sense of humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\npapa’s rock of ages defying even unbalanced gravity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nnurturing faith in the One Greater Truth of Humanity.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\naccepting and embracing our own miracle to believe in!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nacknowledgment that we might know we know nothing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nawareness, that we are ever greater than we may imagine,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nthe comfort in always remaining able to laugh at ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIs\nAwareness Our Wondrous Surprises, Just Keep On Coming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpread\nthe message to any seeking light at the end of the tunnel!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSpread\nthe message to everyone attentive to the sounds of silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFollow\nyour hearts never allowing even gods to come between you!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nSo\nnow faith, hope, and love abide, these three; but the greatest of\nthese is love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nFor\nwe are the world, we are the children, of the One greater light of\nthe truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nDancing\ndelightfully upon invisible moonbeams inside the sounds of silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nNo\npower in the universe could ever destroy, our faith, hope, love, and\njoy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nChildhood’s\nEnd is upon us once again let our most beautiful words sing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\nIf\nblooming lost in a desolate desert a rose is still a rose by any\nother name,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\nUgly\nDucklings remain astounded to discover they’ve always been the swan.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-left: 0.39in; margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nFoolish Heart of Agnosticism<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSocrates\nsaid, "True wisdom is knowing you don’t know" to which I\nwould add accepting our ignorance is how we really come to know\nanything. Our ignorance appears to be the source of whatever\ncreativity, free will, humor, meaning, and authenticity we might\npossess, but only to the degree that we are both accepting and aware\nof our own ignorance. As far as Socrates was concerned, this was\nmerely a fact of life and, for example, assuming you are neither\naware nor accepting of the fact that you don’t know how to swim,\nyou’ll have both limited wisdom and a limited sense of humor when it\ncomes to someone pushing you into the pool. This "ignorant\nwisdom", or love, humor, knowledge, and sagacity acquired by\nbecoming more aware and accepting of our ignorance, is what I think\nof as the foolish heart of agnosticism. The ability to laugh at\nourselves like a child, as if we didn’t have a care in the\nworld, somehow knowing without knowing how we know, wonder yet\nremains the beginning of all wisdom.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLove\nfor agnostics can include embracing the simple comedy of the newborn\nfawn struggling awkwardly to stand up for the first time, only to\nfall harmlessly on their butt, or the new mother playing peek-a-boo\nto distract her baby, so she can check the diaper without a fuss.\nBelievers sometimes describe it as the many faces of God parading all\naround us which agnostics can interpret as the humor and beauty of\nthe self-evident truth that can only be shared. Genuine humor speaks\nto love and beauty in some fashion no matter how remotely, the simple\ntruth being that, sometimes a stupid joke can make all the difference\nbetween laughing, crying, and jumping off a cliff. That’s because for\nanything to be considered funny it must first touch upon at least a\nlittle of the foolish truth which, in turn, can soften the hardest of\nhearts. For me, agnosticism would be impossible without a sense of\nhumor, and love begins within our own foolish hearts with the\nignorant wisdom of the toddler still naive enough to laugh at the\nslightest suggestion their mama’s love, humor, beauty, and truth are\nnot divine perfection, or could ever require the slightest\njustification.<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAgnostics possess the conviction they\ndon’t know whether any Gods exist and some additionally believe it is\nimpossible to prove or disprove whether a God exists. Like any stance\nit is the strength of their convictions which defines them as being\nsomething other than just plain ignorant, confused, or merely\nuncertain. A newborn infant might not know if God exists, but what\ndistinguishes agnostics is they know they don’t know and, therefore,\nironically hold the conviction they’re clueless. Others insist that\nagnosticism be defined as sheer ignorance, confusion, or uncertainty,\nwhich is merely an attempt to undermine the most personal convictions\nof agnostics (i.e.-that they know when they don’t know a damned\nthing) and deny that both humor and agnosticism present viable\nalternatives in some situations.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\tThis\nis common in ideological disputes where one or both sides of the\ndivide will go to great lengths to deny any sort of neutrality or\ngenuine humor is possible, because its very existence can defeat\ntheir cause. It is the aggressive group mindset of extremists, lynch\nmobs, and grim pecking orders who insist anyone is either with them,\nagainst them, or must remain silent, and ideologues will sometimes\nstop at nothing to discourage others from establishing any viable\nneutral ground that might withstand their assaults. Dividing into\nopposing sides, like-minded individuals tend to reinforce each\nother’s more extreme stances until, before long, their collective\nsense of humor suffers enough they begin to form rigid pecking orders\nwhich actively promote more self-destructive fanaticism. The end\nresult is known as the Law of Contention or the aggressive\napplication of the principle of the excluded middle as a default\nself-organizing systems logic, along the lines of a chicken flock\npecking order, that obeys the principle of see no evil, hear no evil,\nspeak no evil and displays a predictable resistance to change.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nagnostics the unsolicited attacks from both sides can be a poignant\nreminder of their personal struggles, and that they need to stop and\nsmell the flowers once in awhile, if they are to avoid becoming just\nas grim, angry, spiteful, confused, sadistic, loveless, depressed,\nand joyless as many pecking order extremists. Our own innate sense of\nlove, humor, and aesthetic appreciation suffers the more we reject\nthem, until the resulting confusion can achieve epic proportions.\nLeft leaning individuals jokingly refer to this extreme fixation with\nworshiping ideology and mindlessly arguing rhetoric, as an unhealthy\ninfatuation with an inflatable seven foot Barbie doll, who represents\nevery little girl’s idyllic dreams of larger than life immortal\nperfection.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nability to naively fall on our own butt and laugh innocently at\nourselves and each other is an essential aspect of what it means to\nbe mortal, and crucial to our being capable of distinguishing the\ntruth from fiction or even total bullshit. We require a sense of\nhumor just to be able to distinguish fact from fiction, with some of\nus obviously being more literal minded than others. Linguistic\nanalysis and logic are derived to some extent from the same joke\nSocrates drove everyone nuts repeating, "The only thing I know\nis that I know nothing", while research increasingly supports\nthe position all of human cognition and evolution itself is based on\nemotions such as love and humor. Thus, possibly explaining a great\ndeal of the controversy surrounding the subject of agnosticism and\natheism over the eons. Descartes famously declared, "I think,\ntherefore I am" which, according to modern science, might be\nrestated more accurately as, "I laugh at myself, therefore I am"\nand, as much as anything else, our laughter can be thought of as a\nfundamental networking strategy and a vital part of what empowers\nthought itself on every level.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nsuspending our disbelief, we entertain more relative agnostic\npremises, imbuing comedy with the ability to build bridges and make\nconnections where none are otherwise possible. Toddler and agnostic\ncomedy both specialize in being able to dive head first into their\nown surreal "Alice in Wonderland" style bullshit fuzzy\nlogic where the Cretan Liar’s Paradox, "Everything I say is a\nlie," can make its own bizarre sense because if you are a\nprofessional comedian, the truth can be, "Everything I say is\nmeaningful bullshit". Pragmatists such as C. S. Pierce sometimes\nuse a similar line of reasoning insisting the implied statement is\ntrue making the Liar’s Paradox imply, “The truth is everything\nI say is a lie” which is technically considered bad English\nbut, nonetheless, can communicate more information in fewer words.\nThe efficiency of humor reflects the fact our thoughts and emotions\nare both self-organizing to a great extent, and we can only either\npromote or suppress their self-organization to a limited extent.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nfar as I’m concerned, this is just another fancy way of saying that\nrunning around assuming everything people say is merely a lie or a\njoke would cripple our ability to use language effectively, and Will\nRogers once famously complained to his manager that audiences would\nonly laugh at his stupid jokes if they contained the truth. If we\nknew of a more productive way to use language, other than to normally\nassume people either mean what they say or are merely joking, we’d\nuse it. Which, in turn, can be considered an extension of the\nessential pragmatic and agnostic assumption that, because we know\nthat we know nothing, if we knew of a better way to get things done\non a regular basis we’d use it. People who know each other well can\ncommunicate volumes with merely a look, begging the question of where\ndoes language begin and end, while any competent cartoonist can\nroutinely get away with violating the laws of physics, and agnostics\ncan defy metaphysics as well by using systems logic such as the ones\nin this book.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWith\ntheir constantly shifting landscapes, changing along with the\ncontext, systems logic can appear to tease and torment those attached\nto specific metaphysical causal views, and favor nothing in\nparticular. If someone is unaware of the greater context, that their\nmetaphysics are constantly shifting, they can end up frustrated\nchasing their own tail without ever figuring out why their favorite\nmetaphysics seem to explain everything they observe perfectly one\nminute and, then, utterly fail the next. When the changes in the\ndemonstrable context alone suffice to provide the most parsimonious,\naesthetically pleasing, and consistently useful explanations of\neverything observable, all the metaphysical explanations simply\nbecome superfluous, which those attached to metaphysical views\nfrequently have difficulty appreciating, for a variety of reasons.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFreed\nof the burden of any metaphysical anchors weighing them down, systems\nthinking can normalize our view of the world in ways no single\nmetaphysical explanation can while, additionally, supporting comedy\nthat is much more spur of the moment and entirely dependent upon the\nsituation. Looking into a fun-house mirror and imagining how our own\ndistorted reflection can be corrected, is an example of the simple\nkinds of normalization we all perform on a daily basis. Even as\nadults, we can almost always still play with vaguely cartoonish\nimages in our heads, while holographic theories in physics imply its\npossible the physical universe itself is ultimately two dimensional.\nMeaning, we can represent life, the universe, and everything in our\nheads as a cartoon filled with caricatures, with the fun of playing\nwith cartoons being our ability to compare their humble\njuxtapositions against our everyday awareness, to see what’s\nmissing from this picture.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAs\nour unconscious mind casually sifts through mountains of apparent\nbullshit, it inadvertently normalizes much of the data merely by\nattempting to entertain itself with simple metaphors and cartoons.\nOur inner toddler may be completely oblivious as to the content of\nany data it normalizes, which is both its greatest strength and\nweakness. A classic example is the story of "The Emperor’s New\nClothes" in which a small helpless child, who has little\nawareness of the content of anything occurring around them,\nnonetheless, unintentionally manages to dramatically re-normalize the\nentire kingdom’s distorted worldview, merely by laughing\nspontaneously. Simple laughter can dramatically change our mood and\nmake the difference between war and peace, yet modern science still\nhas only the vaguest idea of what humor is about and how laughter\nworks, despite claiming to have made a great deal of progress in\npsychology.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSince\nancient times it has always been said, only the wisest among us are\ntrue masters of the wacky gentle humor of the toddler, while the\nmeanest amongst us will sometimes laugh hysterically at the lamest\ntoddler jokes. Those who never laugh at all never do get the joke,\nand never do learn anything new about their own ignorance. Thus,\nhumor can sometimes directly reflect the truth in obvious ways\nbecause, evidently, the truth is nobody can know what the greater\ntruth happens to be without first humbly embracing their own\nignorance and becoming capable of laughing at themselves gently,\ninnocently, and lovingly without being sarcastic or mocking. Which is\nwhy agnostics can sometimes consider gentle humor, in particular, to\nbe the equivalent of "spreading the good word" that the\njourney itself can be the reward, and sparkling laughter is a common\nmetaphor in many cultures for the kind of compelling innocent\nlaughter, which the smallest toddlers and some adults are capable of\nproducing.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nthe next chapter I take a break from all this talk about chicken\nbrains, dust bunnies, physics, and comedic-philosophical potty humor\ntechno-babble to present classic jokes about Socrates in order to\ngive the reader more of a feel for what it means to be an ignorant\nagnostic while, at the same time, formally covering a lot of the\ntraditional fuzzy logic involved for anyone interested. The jokes may\nseem a bit foreign and dated, but I’ve done my best to spruce them up\nfor a modern English speaking audience. These are classic jokes a lot\nof westerners still play with and often write for themselves, just\nlike Asians often play with the Tao Te Ching, and will even use it\nfor refrigerator magnets so they can play with the shapes. I suggest\nreading these stories in a rambling sing-song folksy voice, such as\nthat of the immortal Arlo Guthrie, which enhances the salty yin-yang\ndynamics of the prose.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTruly\nIgnorant Socratic Ignorance<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSocrates\nestablished the foundations of our modern democratic institutions, by\nchampioning the freedom to ask questions and tell barroom jokes, poke\nfun at ourselves, politicians, or whoever the hell you want, as\nessential to maintaining a free society. His living legacy still\nthrives to this very day, some 2,500 years later, in countless\nbarroom jokes and glasses raised in his honor throughout the western\nhemisphere. For his is the sad tale of an alcoholic who never had\nmuch luck in life and never amounted to much, and who became the town\nclown and the butt end of jokes, but could still think for himself\ndamn it!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSometimes,\nsuccess doth breed contempt, and when Athens received an unexpected\nwindfall and money began pouring in throughout the city, his entire\nhome town was instantly seized with rampant greed, corruption, and\ndecadence. Socrates had been content his entire life to be dirt poor,\nand was so disheartened at the sight of so many of his friends’\nentire lives being ruined forever, over money of all things, that he\ndecided to do more with his barroom jokes for a change than just earn\nfree drinks. Refusing to sit idly by on his bar stool, Socrates rose\nto the challenge of his times, determined to take his family’s\nhonorable tribal tradition of standup comedy, and the occasional\ncarnival side-show act, out of the bar he was in and out to the\nnearest stump he could find to pee on, in a misguided attempt to\nrestore the dignity and honor of his much beloved city of Athens.\nStandards were different back then but, without sports broadcasting,\nthe bars had to get creative to attract customers, and standup\ncomedians like Socrates were actually in big demand.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tA\nfew, like Zeno of Elia, hit the big time and went on to make good\nmoney performing their comedy routines all over Greece, but Socrates\nwas old, and preferred to hang out at the neighborhood bars with his\nfriends and perform for drinks. Unable to ever predict what audiences\nfound funny, perhaps wisely, he refused all offers to pay him for\nteaching his art, claiming he couldn’t possibly teach his\nbullshit to other people, when he never understood it himself. Widely\nconsidered among the ugliest, smelliest, and shortest men alive, and\none the quietest and most easily overlooked to boot, Socrates never\nmet a free drink or pleasant companionship he did not thoroughly\nenjoy, nevertheless, his walk was so fierce that even the most\ncontentious idiots were always careful to never bump into him, and he\nwas seldom involved in barroom brawls.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNormally\nas quiet as a church mouse, Socrates spent his golden years leisurely\nstrolling and meandering throughout Athens where he had grown up,\nendlessly schmoozing, while quietly getting drunk. But, when he did\nspeak, people learned to listen, because he was good at holding his\nliqueur! And, knowing when to keep his mouth shut! Unlike a lot of\ndamned fools at the time, he never rambled on like an idiot, seldom\noffered his personal opinions, was a distinguished veteran, and\nextremely conscientious about performing his civic duties and\nencouraging everyone else to do the same. Appearances to the\ncontrary, Socrates was a model citizen in many respects and, for\ncenturies after his execution, peasants throughout Europe celebrated\nthe anniversary of his death by, of course, drinking toasts to him in\nbars, recounting his exploits, and inventing new Socratic style\nbullshit fuzzy logic jokes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLegend\nhas it, one day the notoriously cryptic oracle at Delphi proclaimed\nSocrates the wisest of all the wiseguys in the kingdom, despite him\nbeing among the lowest of lowly peasants in the entire city of\nAthens, explaining in her usual aloof manner, “Because he’s\njust simple minded enough to know the only thing he knows is that he\nknows nothing.” Puzzled by the enigmatic oracle who seemed to\ndelight in pompously spouting provocative nonsense in order to drum\nup business, and uncertain if he should feel insulted or respond in\nany way, Socrates merely shrugged his shoulders, tried to forget\nabout the whole affair, and meandered off into the countryside\nchatting away pleasantly with people from all walks of life when, out\nof the blue, the shocking realization of what the oracle meant came\nto him: They were all unaware they were ignorant! If nothing else, he\nknew, we might always be aware of our uncertainty and, therefore, our\nown ignorance. Yet, Socrates was a good listener and even the most\naccomplished and widely esteemed citizens he had been chatting with\nseemed to be accomplished idiots, who appeared uncertain of even\ntheir own ignorance, and had mistakenly come to believe they knew all\nsorts of things which they did not. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSome\nof Socrates’ rudest neighbors laughed out loud at the oracle’s\npronouncement believing it a hilarious joke and then proceeded to\ncruelly taunt him calling him all sorts of nasty names and laughing\nat him. Many believed him to be among the most repulsive and more\ntotally clueless buffoons alive with, distasteful rumors had it,\nquestionable personal hygiene. Despite being an extremely strange\nquiet little guy, they say he was just so odd and his gait so fierce\nthat even the most obnoxious bullies were always careful never to\nbump into him by accident and, since he was widely known to have been\na formidable warrior until his retirement, they may have been wise to\navoid any serious confrontation. His vigorous old age, martial\nabilities, exceedingly strange disheveled appearance, lowest of the\nlowly social status, and any other personal short comings, quirks, or\npersonal history aside, this strange little man was nonetheless\naffectionately regarded by all who knew him well as an extremely\ngentle, non-contentious, easy going old fart who almost always wisely\nallowed his ignorant virtue to speak for itself and, much more often\nthan not, chose to meekly ask questions rather than offer any of his\nown more ignorant personal opinions assuming he spoke up at all.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnyway,\non those rare occasions he did in fact offer his own ignorant\nopinions, he sometimes joked that ignorance is just another mundane\nfact of life, and it is best if people just get over it already!\nOccasionally, he would even scandalously suggest everyone could\nembrace their ignorance, just a little from time to time. Becoming\nexcited, like a raving lunatic Socrates would excitedly proceed to\nexplain that, as far as he was concerned, few things if any are more\ncommonplace and difficult to avoid in this world than our own\nignorance. Chuckling and doing a little jig he would dramatically\nwave his arms in the air, insisting to stunned pedestrians walking\npast that, at the very least, ignorance is as ubiquitous,\nindispensable, and desirable as the air we breathe.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\na person is unaware, much less unaccepting, of the fact that they\ndon’t know how to swim (Socrates would drone on to anyone foolish\nenough to inquire what he meant) they are usually said to be ignorant\nwhen it comes to swimming, however, everybody else is also just as\nignorant of an infinite number of things. On the other hand he’d say,\nnodding his head with a mischievous twinkle in his eye, if we instead\nsimply become aware and accepting of the fact we just don’t know how\nto swim, we gain wisdom and could even win an Olympic gold medal if\nwe discover we happen to be exceptionally talented. Facetiously\ncovering his mouth and pinching his nose he would tease, like a\nbreath of fresh air from opening a window in a room somebody farted\nin, it is usually best to just accept our ignorance for what it is\nnot, and put the knowledge to good use.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSocrates\nhimself worshiped Gods and was not agnostic, however, his profoundly\nignorant wisdom, or knowledge and sagacity acquired by becoming aware\nand accepting of our ignorance, nonetheless remains the foolish heart\nof ignorant agnostics everywhere. Like it or not, we are all\nconstantly becoming aware of, and accepting and even embracing, just\nhow truly ignorant we are in frequently quite surprising,\ninteresting, or even shocking new ways and a common Asian metaphor\nfor this relentless process is that of a cyclone. Around the calm\ncenter of the maelstrom fly all our ignorant beliefs, expectations,\nand preconceptions, while the deeper we dive into the storm like\nlunatics tilting at windmills the more confused, disoriented, and\ntotally clueless we can become. We can struggle heroically to make\nour way towards the calm center, the storm may throw us there by\naccident or completely against our will, or we might not even really\ncare to think about how we got there, but inevitably we do end up\nthere. Regardless of how we get there, once firmly rooted inside the\ncalm center, as the riotous echoes of the storm begin to fade into\nthe velvet silence of the void, we may once again feel the (cough)\nprofound depths of our ignorance and, somehow, know without knowing\njust how much we really just don’t know. In other words, no different\nfrom any other dumb decision we might make where, understandably, if\nfools can’t hear themselves think, much less remember all the stupid\nissues involved, life can become a little too interesting way too\nfast as far most people are concerned.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/font>There\nare times when we all have to take a deep breath, count to ten, walk\naround the block, talk to a friend, stand on our head, or do whatever\nit is we have to do in order to find our way back to once again being\nable to enjoy being the kind of happy or miserable idiots we normally\nhappen to enjoy being, before doing one more damned thing more that\nwe might come to regret. Socrates was just ignorant enough to embrace\nbeing the total flaming idiot he knew he was born to be. He reveled\nin his ignorance and could never imagine wanting life to be any\ndifferent. His ignorant wisdom was an extension of his own vacuous\nintuition which never required any ignorant beliefs, ideologies,\nmethodologies, instruction manuals, rituals, magic incantations,\ndietary requirements, circumscribed behavior, self-help books, major\ncredit cards, or club memberships. While others were infamous\ncriminals, exceptionally vulgar, sadistic, salacious, or otherwise\ninfamous for being insolently and audaciously brazen social pariahs,\nSocrates was largely considered socially unacceptable just by the\nsheer weight of his profound ignorance and extreme poverty. The kind\nof guy many might insist is only good for using as a door stop or a\ndoor mat now that he was too old to be used as cannon fodder anymore.<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDespite\nhis neighbors’ sometimes low opinion of him as a rather repugnant odd\nduck who childishly asked a lot of foolish questions, Socrates could\nbe a complete bliss bunny at times and thoroughly enjoyed aimlessly\nwandering around schmoozing and reveling with all the sillier\ncitizens of his beloved off the wall democracy. Perhaps unwisely, he\nfoolishly bore witness to way too many already pointless lives\naltered forever as, much to their chagrin, dazed and stunned citizens\nfrom every corner of Athens discovered they had somehow begun\nmindlessly congregating like cattle and inanely asking each other\ninsipid questions such as, "Who the hell are you?" Thus,\ninspiring a never-ending stream of typically insane solutions to\nnonexistent problems, while pointlessly inventing entirely new\nproblems that didn’t exist before and, you know, all the usual\nTom Foolery, unintentional mishaps, sheer stupidity, and overtly\nsadistic and masochistic bullshit that results from ignorant\nrelationships which, sometimes, become so stupifyingly ignorant in\nfull view of the public that they can literally take your breath\naway. Especially when allowed to grow wildly out of control giving\nrise to new and equally clueless intimate relationships everybody\nelse knows perfectly well are destined to ensure much pulling of\nhair, gnashing of teeth, laryngitis, traumatized children, and the\noccasional severely chapped lips.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nof which encouraged the goofiest among them to excitedly abandoned\ntheir old ignorant beliefs at the first opportunity, only to\nimmediately rush out and hastily replace them with whatever else\nanybody they knew claimed were, undeniably, the best beliefs that the\nright connections and money can buy. Beliefs which could not only pay\nfor themselves in a short period of time but, additionally, conferred\nvaluable exclusive members only benefits, that could make anyone more\nsocially acceptable and attractive, thus, helping them to achieve\ntheir proper place in society by promoting themselves to their\npersonal level of gross incompetence. On a number of occasions, when\nvast hordes of Athenians assembled in one place, bouncing all of\ntheir insane beliefs off each other nonstop, they could became\nself-organizing like a bee hive, an overgrown garden gone wild, or a\nflock of chickens left to fend for themselves, where different kinds\nof belligerence and righteous umbrage might crassly flourish in close\nproximity to each other, rub elbows and other body parts that shall\nremain unmentionable, until huge crowds would inevitably become\ntransformed into zombies suddenly breaking out into aggressive\nfeeding frenzies. Attacking each other, anything else that moved, and\nmobbing nearby fast food restaurants and all you can eat buffets, the\nzombies could sometimes produce spectacularly ignorant, completely\noff the wall, unheard of, outlandish or, at the very least, extremely\npuzzling and preposterous fatuous flatulent finales and confusing\ncontroversial convoluted contrarian contradictions, arguing over who\npays the check. The only thing which could cause all these mad\nzombies to pause from fighting and shoveling food into their faces\nwas when, without warning, something exceptionally loud or\nexceedingly peculiar would distract them and, raising their heads off\nthe ground or from their pig troughs, they asked, "What the hell\nwas that?!" Being considerably faster than any zombies he knew,\nan avid gardener of ignorant wisdom, familiar with bees and chickens\nas well as gardening, and careful to sprinkle bread crumbs around\nwhenever necessary to distract the zombies, the otherwise completely\nclueless Socrates (who by all accounts must have been breast fed by\nan absolute moron) was just foolish enough to become destined to one\nday master the occasionally homicidal rage inducing but, otherwise,\nnormally exceedingly dull and tediously monotonous, universally\ndetested ancient art of asking insipid questions which, considering\nthe job requirements, only the most ill-fated and totally clueless\namongst us ever insanely attempt, much less, ever manage to do any\nreal justice.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNot\nbeing altogether there to begin with, Socrates diligently went about\nhis dull day job as an unpaid, unrecognized, unsolicited, undesired,\nand largely unacknowledged professional amateur impromptu substitute\nteacher and baby sitter of last resort, always careful to stumble\naround the marble halls, while mindful to laugh inappropriately at\nrandom intervals and idly ask his more unconscious students lame\nquestions (which he knew perfectly well they were totally clueless\nabout and couldn’t answer) when suddenly, from out of nowhere, mad\ninspiration struck and, being a brainless idiot, just like that the\nsenile old fart foolishly decided to take his insane job home with\nhim. His not so bright students were well practiced at ignoring his\nclueless pretense of prattle and drivel, but the already confused and\nequally clueless denizens of greater Athens had no idea what to make\nof his bizarre questions which, some said, were dumb and boring\nbecause they pointlessly ran in circles, while others seemed to\nbecome dimly aware that, like a wizard, he had magically manifested\nsome people’s ignorance on stage for the whole world to see and poke\ngreat fun at.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tInured\nto ignorant drunks rudely yelling at him and calling him a complete\nbuffoon, and deciding to try experimenting with something a little\ndifferent for a change, Socrates ignored most of the ranting, raving,\nand idyll threats over his stupid questions. He never demanded anyone\nlisten to his questions and if ignorant fools didn’t want to\nlisten to his questions he figured it’s a free country. In other\nwords, they damned well didn’t have to listen as far as he was\nconcerned because he never asked any questions of anyone who said\nthey didn’t want to listen to them! Having too much fun in his\nsemi-retirement just being his usual wacky easy-going off-the-wall\nbar-hopping self, he resolutely pressed on asking feeble questions of\nanyone in bars drunk enough or otherwise foolish enough to listen and\nbuy him drinks. The name calling and ridicule he was used to, but the\ncomments about his mother confused and angered him for some reason.\nAt such times he had to rely heavily upon his ignorant wisdom to keep\nhimself grounded in the midst of what often threatened to explode\ninto a barroom brawl!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSometimes\nits the quiet ones you have to watch out for and, wild and crazy guy\nthat he was when drunk, Socrates naively believed that genuinely\nignorant questions are ignorant by definition and can be meaningless\ngifts of grace, that is, a mindless windfall or random bequest that\noften nobody even knew existed, couldn’t really care less about\nanyway, don’t owe anybody any special thanks for as far as we know,\nand which none of us ever did a damn thing to deserve anyway, so it\nreally never mattered to begin with. Sometimes you’ll hear idiots say\nthings like, "Mama didn’t raise no damned fools, she always\ninsisted that I tell everyone I worked hard to become the idiot I\nam!" Knowing in their heart of hearts that ignorance can spring\nfrom the most surprisingly lame sources and come to grace our lives\nin ways few things can. Some say reality can but, I wouldn’t know\nand, when asked, Socrates would always laugh hysterically while\nrepeatedly shouting, "The only thing I know is that I know\nnothing", and pounding down another drink.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnyway,\nwith the possible exception of a few outlandish ideas about reality,\nor whatever they call it in quantum mechanics these days, these kinds\nof simple ignorant questions have saved countless clueless lives,\nwhile any more ignorant idiots foolish enough to get involved can\nfeel nothing but nauseatingly pathetic and even mind-numbingly\ninsensate overwhelmingly saccharine and, almost, orgasmic relief and\ngratitude for having had the absurd opportunity to both give and\nreceive such exquisite tripe and twaddle. A lot of sadly misguided\nsingle-minded nose to-the-grindstone dedication, determination, and\njust plain good old fashioned hard work can also routinely generate\nboundless undeserved gratitude and asinine attention from the foolish\npress and infamous holier-than-thou gossips, nevertheless, the modest\ngift of just a few truly pitiful questions can speak directly to the\notherwise altogether too often embarrassingly tedious, dismal, and\ndreary issue of what it means to be a human. Thus, questions can\nbecome an easy target for intentionally gracing even the most\ntrivial, pointless, clueless, and meaningless lives of ignorant\nbelievers, disbelievers, agnostics, unbelievable unbelievers, and\njust plain dull ordinary lazy slobs from all walks of life, or even\nthe wino in the gutter which, being an ignorant people person\nhimself, Socrates thought extremely appealing in his own rather odd\nand, perhaps, best not dwelt upon unofficial role as an unpaid\nsubstitute teacher, impromptu baby sitter, somewhat shy wannabe\nsocial butterfly, dedicated barfly, unintentional gadfly, and,\noverall completely socially inept and unacceptable lowly town clown\nand drunk, that more respectable people would never be caught dead\ntalking to.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIrreverently,\nSocrates realized, our ignorant questions are what make the whole\ninsane species possible in the first place and, from personal\nexperience, the little guy knew that the most dreadful friendships\ncould produce an enormous wealth of ignorance, in the bedroom\nespecially! Of course, not all ignorant friendships, unions,\nliaisons, and one night stands are equally meaningless, foolish,\nand\/or of questionable taste, and some of us are just plain better\noff altogether avoiding asking any kind of ignorant questions while,\nlet’s face it, a lot of us can sometimes just be so totally clueless\nthat it’s pointless to attempt to discuss the issue of why it is\npointless to discuss the issue. In any case, whatever your stupid\npersonal issues, the mystical mindless sages supposedly ask the most\nstupefying yet, nonetheless, insightful questions and Socrates\nsuggested that, perhaps, the Gods themselves bestowed their own\nvirtuous clarity of ignorance at birth, or what we might call today a\nmeaningless or even undesirable genetic disease or inheritance.\nNevertheless, his uncouth dictum was "Know thyself!" And,\nhe cracked the whip on his students just the way they liked it, while\npassionately urging everyone he met to thoughtlessly think for\nthemselves, ask stupid questions whenever it made no damned sense,\njoin ignorant groups, and otherwise be stridently socially\nunacceptable by foolishly nurturing their ignorant virtue like all\ngood and stupid people do. Being so gregarious a lout I suspect\nSocrates didn’t waste a lot of time with inexperienced wallflowers,\nhowever, here was one ignorant fool you could say in all honest\nstupidity, at the very least, probably had an ignorant question for\nevery damned clown he ever met.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNaively\nSocrates assumed it wasn’t worth contemplating whether he could do\nbetter than to just be himself because obviously, that’s\nsomeone else’s business that didn’t concern him. My mama likes to say\nthat ignorance is like fashions which come and go, watched clocks\nnever boil or some such nonsense, but nothing beats being genuinely\nauthentic. Mama also taught me that styles are here to stay, while\nfashions come and go but, somehow, being authentically yourself is a\nclassic style that always remains at the height of fashion. Socrates,\nthe genuinely prolific, if somewhat indiscriminate, smelly and, quite\nlikely, seriously deranged Johnny Appleseed of his own home grown\nrecipe for spouting vacuous barroom jokes and ignorantly soliciting\ninane questions, eventually went on to reap their frequently\nirritating, haphazardly arranged, vaguely repulsive and,\noccasionally, even disturbingly creepy yet, nonetheless, somehow\noddly compelling and mysteriously bewildering, insanely cloying and\ncaptivating ludicrous bounty, that nobody in the entire city of\nAthens had a clue what to make of.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnd\nin the salad days as the ripe pungent fertilizer was flung far and\nwide to be summarily dodged and, thereafter, further scattered to the\nfour winds as the crap idly piled up higher upon everyone’s shoes and\nwas trampled all over hill and dale, rivers and streams, gutters, and\nsewers, and everywhere in between, only to be infuriatingly mopped up\nfrom kitchen floors and to occasionally find its way into whatever\nshopping carts and lidless containers might have been foolishly left\nout in the open, Socrates’ ignorance invariably grew to\nNo-Know-Bounds and in small quantities multiplied and magnified a\nthousand fold without fail he would inspire glazed looks, shocked\nexpressions, and unsurpassed foolishness wherever he staggered or\npassed out, almost always drunk, and like the king of fools he had\nunknowingly and unwittingly become, even when seven sheets to the\nwind and flat out unconscious on the floor, the senile old fool still\nsomehow managed on several obscure, unknown, and unidentifiable,\nirreconcilable, repugnant, revolting, unconscionable, and never to be\nmentioned or repeated, real and imaginary occasions, to nevertheless\nblindly, pointlessly, meaninglessly, futilely, clumsily,\ningloriously, and tragically, yet still single highhandedly (with the\nunconscionable assistance of those clowns who shall forever remain\nanonymous) did triumphantly transform ignorant ignoble defeats into\ninglorious ignoble victories (not to mention unmentionable personal\nnightmare fantasies). All of which, of course, he was totally\noblivious of and, let’s face it, in all likelihood the drunken maniac\ncould never have cared less about, much less ever have remembered,\nwhen and if he somehow sobered up, assuming just for the sake of\nargument he could understand you for a second, whether sober or not.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnd,\nrambling on, amidst the cruelest winter of his despair, his harvests\nwere decimated, shriveled, desiccated, emaciated, inundated,\nimmolated, savaged, ravaged, stomped upon, brutally pounded,\npulverized, liquefied, flambéed, frickisade, frappeed, and,\nfinally, heavily taxed and sun dried, deep fried, over baked, over\nseasoned, and then spit upon by cattle until they became gritty,\nmeager, bitter, toxic, insignificant, demoralizing, unrecognizable,\nrepugnant, irreconcilable, and entirely inedible, not to mention\nunpalatable. And when the cold foul fowl winds blew and the bird crap\nfell upon the snow he often heard a curious chattering sound which he\ncould never quite identify which, along with his freezing, numb, and\nmisfiring brain, confused him as to which direction he should face\nwhen attempting to relieve himself. And, when the complete idiot\ncould no longer cut the cheese because there was no more cheese left\nto cut, he would use his head to break bread, and when he could no\nlonger break the stale bread upon his head because his brains had\nbecome so scrambled he could no longer aim properly and kept hitting\nthe table, he would heroically hold his nose, close his eyes, and eat\nthose really vile pickled eggs and kimchi behind the bar that smelled\nso bad no other fool had ever dared to touch them in years, whilst\ndreaming nostalgically the entire time of cutting the cheese in\nbetter days, and tightening his sphincter whilst simultaneously\ntrying his best not to throw up. And when the last of the pickled\neggs, kimchi, mystery meat, flatulence, bowel, and other unpleasant\ndiscomforts around his burning rear end, eyes, ears, nose, and throat\nwere all finally reduced along with his hemorrhoids, and when his bad\nbreath no longer caused even the flies and cockroaches to abandon\nhim, he would shuffle about aimlessly looking perplexed the entire\ntime, sniffing under his arms pits and wherever else his short\nmisshapen bulbous nose could reach, all the while wistfully stuffing\ntiny handfuls of dirt in his mouth only to then act as if\ndisappointed or uncertain as to the contents. And, like the starving\npea brained mammal he had come to resemble rooting about in the dirt,\nwhilst rummaging around prone on all fours like a pig, he discovered\nmuch to his amazement that the small dense pebbles he kept finding in\nhis mouth seemed to faintly, dimly, and distantly vaguely remind him\nof something, perhaps hearkening back to his youth. It was in those\nrare moments when mad inspiration struck that he began to drool with\nanticipation thinking about all of his more dim witted students and,\nsometime later, discovered much to his own amazement that his random\nshuffling about had somehow delivered him to the home of one his\nduller students, whereupon at long last, the insensate fool was saved\nby the mouth watering irresistible smell of a delectable sumptuous\nfeast hearkening to him like manna from Heaven, whereupon he promptly\ndined on the flowers and shrubbery, giving momentary pause to even\nall the other nearby starving zombies in his pathetic ghetto\nneighborhood, many of whom earned their living doing yard work.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNaturally,\nof course, Socrates developed unnatural feelings of affinity,\nkinship, and stewardship for the mindless land and his ignorant\nstudents, not to mention small pebbles, flowers, and shrubs\neverywhere. Scandalously, however, deep down in his otherwise best\nquickly and completely forgotten, easily dismissed, and never to be\nmentioned again loins, he had developed a growing passionate aberrant\ndesire to mindlessly shepherd and midwife the ignorance of all past\nand future generations of Athens. Almost as if, after eating the\nentire lawn, the old coot had finally flipped his wig completely and\nbegun insanely identifying with sheep. Taking pity on many of his\nmore wretchedly pathetic fellow Athenians, which pretty much\ndescribed all of them, nonetheless he endeavored to help them avoid\nthe worst of their completely unnecessary, easily avoidable,\npointless, and downright unconscionably lowbrow slapstick by\nstrengthening their ignorant wisdom. At the ripe old age of eighty\nwhat Socrates failed to see coming, despite it being a free country,\nwas some of the more wealthy Athenians were impatient to see him die\nand some, very ignorant people indeed, condemned him to death for\nrepeatedly professing his ignorance, asking too damned many stupid\nquestions, and brazenly teaching his ignorant wisdom for free, which\ncould expose bullshit for what it was, thus, costing the more\nrespectable, highly educated, and talented bullshit artists amongst\nthe recognized establishment time, money, and self-respect along with\ntheir reputations as the greatest bullshit artists on earth. They say\nSocrates had a chance to escape, yet, decided to make a statement for\nhis much beloved democracy, to remind the entire world to remember\nand ponder his own unmistakably forgettable sad comedy which, to this\nday, still defines a democracy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThanks\nto the enduring popularity of ignorance, stupidity, and some of the\nmore objectionable forms of congenital insanity, the story of\nignorance remains a classic to this day and, in fact, the ranks of\nthe more scurrilous mindless masses continues to grow vigorously\nworldwide at a breathtaking rate that never fails to touch something\nmissing inside each and everyone one of us. Socrates died to ensure\nthe entire world might foolishly remember that, although ignorance\ncan Know-No-Known-No-No-Bounds, ignorant fools everywhere can still\nenjoy sharing their own unique ignorant wisdom and, like the happy\nidiots and complete fools we all know we can be, actually learn to\nenjoy the prospect of cultivating otherwise entirely unconscionable\nand easily avoidable newfound regrets. So ends the tale of Socrates,\nthe king of fools, who became an infamous legend in his own time\n(well, sort of) because he didn’t know when to stop asking stupid\nquestions, waxing metaphorical, and endlessly cracking the same\nhandful of really bad lame jokes that made everyone groan and go\ncross-eyed. Since those dark early days when more ostentatious and\nbrazenly ignorant fools were commonly persecuted, tortured, and\nlynched at the first convenient opportunity, some claim they’ve\nbecome harder to find but, personally, I never have any problems\nfinding complete idiots wherever I go. Others say when the student is\nfoolishly prepared the master is rudely awakened, they end up in\nmental institutions, or some such crazy nonsense, however, in my own\nadmittedly worthless opinion, ignorant fools spout a lot of nonsense,\nwhich everybody should know already, or they’ve lived a very\nsheltered life indeed and become one themselves. Anyway, along with\ncountless other outlandishly unchained and unrestrained flamboyant\nclowns throughout history, the legend of Socrates with his normally\nquiet humble ignorant wisdom and virtue, stupid barroom jokes, and\npointless ignorant sacrifice for thankless ingrates and mindless mobs\neverywhere, ignominiously survives to this day enshrined for all\nposterity and posteriors in infamous holidays such as April Fool’s\nday, celebrated by the more socially ignorant and, often, just plain\nmore obnoxious sadistic assholes and repulsively lascivious\nmasochistic fools around the world.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nlegend of Socrates is an absurd variation on the ancient potty humor\nfamily entertainment theme of the "Divine Fool" which\nattempts to tickle, cajole, or otherwise convince more gullible and\neasy to confuse and easy to please audiences into excitedly forking\nover all their money without thinking. Wackier and even more gullible\nstill fans eagerly anticipate being able to admire their favorite\nbatty actors playing characters more dim witted and off-the-wall then\nthemselves, while speculating endlessly about the next dreary\nmonotonous plots involving their favorite clueless and insane\ncharacters who never get some particular joke and, instead,\npredictably windup becoming the butt-end of jokes. As you might\nimagine, the jobs of the overworked slapstick actor, director, and\nwriter are extraordinarily demanding considering the average\nintelligence of the public at large. Their complex ignorant metaphors\nand cloyingly vague and provocative but, ultimately, utterly and\ncompletely meaningless and forgettable plots and scenarios lend\nthemselves to a genre perhaps best described by the basest of art\ncritics as “Ignorant Sock Puppet Peek-a-Boo Theater”\nwhich, of course, in addition to comedy, also lends itself to the\nusual obligatory existentialist angst and monist waffling about\nwhether it might happen to actually be low-budget horror, just really\nbad porn, or surreal adult potty humor. Although widely renowned for\nits often disturbing and just plain irritating qualities, ignorant\nsock puppet peek-a-boo theater can also support such marvelously\ncomplex metamorphic transformations and phase transitions as grace\nthe more intriguing and engrossing infantile classic tales of\nignorance such as, "The Ugly Duckling" and the\nunforgettable Three Stooges and Gonzo the Muppet classic, “Raised\nby Martian Chickens!”<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMany\nfools naively believe that, out of hubris, Socrates intentionally\nexploited his ignorant humor to promote the humility of being\nignorant and while, certainly, ignorance is about as humble as it\never gets, nevertheless, Will Rodgers the comedian purportedly once\ncomplained to his manager and friend that he could never tell just\nany stupid joke he wanted because audiences would only laugh at jokes\nloosely based on the stupid truth. Being an unpaid teacher who, oddly\nenough, enjoyed hearing people laugh insipidly and who some complete\nidiots foolishly assumed knew the stupid truth, Socrates was just a\nbig enough fool to believe that what ignorance requires most of\neveryone is the kind of blind obedience and unquestioning fanaticism\na complete lack of understanding and reactionary tendencies can\nproduce which, of course, can inspire anything from a new shampoo, to\na new school of comedy, to a nuclear missile guidance system, or even\nwidespread political chaos and panic in the streets. Inevitably\nanother less drunken fool, named Aristotle, invented the foundations\nof modern logic based on the ignorant teachings of Socrates and blew\nthe entire insane world’s mind so badly that two thousand years later\nmodern civilization is now prepared to blow up the entire planet, or\ndrive the entire world ecology over a cliff.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nsome ways, Aristotle’s logic was even more ignorant than that of\nSocrates which is why it became unbelievably popular, among not only\nthe mindless masses of peasants hanging out in bars but, also, among\nthe more unscrupulous who ignorantly made a living off other people’s\nignorance. The concerted worldwide efforts to find new and compelling\nways to casually or otherwise both conceal and\/or expose any kind of\nbelligerence and ignorance continues largely unabated to this day,\nblithely remorseless, utterly unforgiving and, all too often,\nabsolutely deplorable as they have always done since the dawn of\ntime. Baring the occasional random monkey wrench some demented fool\nthrows into all these unconscionable efforts just for fun, they\ncontinue largely unchallenged and quite socially acceptable in many\ncircles with the exception that, since Socrates and Aristotle, there\nhas been a cautious but steady growing interest among academia for\nsome of the more off the wall and socially unacceptable slapstick.\nNotably quantum indeterminacy remains utterly unfathomable,\ninscrutable, and indistinguishable from the void of anyone’s\nignorance and, additionally, no single type of logic has yet proven\nignorant enough to be capable of describing every stupid thing that\nidiots foolishly believed to exist and whatever they might mean by\n"existence" when talking about quantum mechanics these\ndays. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnywho,\nin the last century confused cunning linguists have erroneously,\nerogenously, androgynously, anthropomorphically, anxiously,\nignominiously, ignobly and, more often than not much to their\nchagrin, anonymously come to believe they’ve made significant\nprogress with ignorance with some now insisting they could establish\na science of the ignorant spoken word sometime this already\noutrageously slapstick century. If so, academia and the global\necology could be thrown into total disarray worldwide as enormous\nvolumes of accumulated hot air are suddenly ventilated without\nwarning and, one might imagine, upon such an occasion at long last\nwill be heard the loud sounds of hissing, farting, sighs of relief,\nand legions mumbling unintelligibly, while drooling and shuffling\ntheir feet, arguing over who is stinking up the room. At that point I\nwould likewise expect to hear renewed incoherent and inconsolable\nhowls of indignant protest, shock, pain, and outrage as well as the\nusual minor complaints about discomfort or whatever. Regardless of\nany negative impact on the countless innocent bystanders caught in\nthe middle of politicians, academics, and others fighting to overcome\nsuch formidable obstacles, it must be at least feebly remembered by\nan easily dismissed and overlooked vanishingly small, illiterate,\nrepulsive, mute, aging, crippled, powerless, impoverished, useless\nand, quite frankly, extremely unpopular if not blatantly, vehemently,\nand brazenly universally despised and systematically persecuted\nminority of complete and total idiots, you know the idiots I’m\ntalking about, those ignorant wiseguys who shall forever remain\nnameless, unnamed, anonymous, and otherwise unrecognized for unspoken\nand, perhaps, best entirely unknown and unknowable reasons who,\nnevertheless, must still upon rare occasions at least dimly and\ndistantly vaguely remember that these are merely ignorant tools for\nignorant authors of the most implausible vacuous and ignorant stories\nwho still depend solely upon their foolish readers remaining ignorant\nas always.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEvidence\nof just how expensive, traumatic, painful, and disruptive the looming\nsocial transition might be arose in 2008 when Alistair Clarke\npublished the first universal theory of humor thus, ironically,\nestablishing what could become the foundations for an objective\nempirical science of comedy based upon first principles. His account\nis deliberately dry, dry, dry even by academic standards, making it\ndifficult to ascertain the full comedic potential however, as far as\nI can tell, he has basically proposed that all of cognition itself\nevolved out of humor and the need for any complex organism to be\ncapable of detecting what is and is not likely to be complete and\nutterly laughable bullshit. We’ll just have to wait and see how\nsuccessful academics are at attempting to study lowbrow humor\nobjectively, but I suspect it will involve a great deal of elaborate,\nverbose, and obtuse slapstick, if seldom classic physical comedy.\nExactly how civilization has at long last achieved these lofty\nheights of intellectual Three Stooges slapstick is far deeper into\nthe messy crap than can be covered in merely one chapter without\nfirst donning an environmental hazard suit and a bullet proof vest,\nor moving into a cave. Nonetheless, it remains a very tempting target\nindeed for future investigations, once I’m certain I have the proper\nlaboratory and equipment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-right: 0.39in; margin-bottom: 0.02in; font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 100%; orphans: 0; widows: 0; text-decoration: none; page-break-before: auto\">\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTotal\nFlaming Idiots<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t<\/font>Supposedly\nlong, long ago in another land, that might be far, far away depending\non your zip-code, a senile librarian named Lao Tzu enjoyed just\nchilling out where she worked reading lots of really great books and\navoiding the worst of the incessant lowbrow slapstick, chaos, and\nnonstop mayhem of the Chinese Warring States Period. Eventually\nthough, she had lived long enough to read all the really good books\nand, craving a little real life adventure for a change, she climbed\nonto her much beloved enormous ox, affectionately named Tiny, and\ntogether they ambled off towards the west without the slightest clue\nas to where the road went, but she and Tiny were both going blind\nfrom old age and never bothered watching where they were going\nanyway. Somehow though, Tiny seemed to sense they were going on an\nadventure for a change and, in his usual understated manner,\nexcitedly wagged his tail. Sauntering down the road at a leisurely\npace they both blissfully smiled with their entire bodies and Lao Tzu\nstarted to quietly recite to herself and Tiny:<\/font><\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHappy\nIdiots<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIgnorant\nvirtue can be its own reward,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBumbling\ndown the road of life less traveled,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClueless\nas to how to best get from point A to B,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nhave clueless friends, we must first be clueless,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThus\nignorant virtue forever remains undeniable,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDespite\nany wackier cartoon logic that applies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nignorant wisdom is childishly knowing,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nlike complete idiots we stop watching,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWherever,\nit is we think we might be going,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBusy,\ntalking on a cellphone or something,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nfoolish path, isn’t what it used to be,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet\nstrangely enough remains unchanged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverything\nblending into cloudy horizons,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nevery fork in the road looks the same,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nForks,\nmultiplying out to infinity and beyond,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUncertain\nas to where the road begins and ends,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nExcitement,\nfollows our confusion and indecision,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanyone have a clue as to where the hell we are?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody actually know what the hell the time is?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDoes\nanybody ever really care?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nis the happy idiot, supposedly in charge around here?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWish\nyou were here,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInstead\nof all of these other sorry clowns bumbling around,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nme, myself, and I enjoy being happy idiots too,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nthere is no one alive who is youer than you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSurprisingly\nenough, for such a senile old bat, Lao Tzu seldom got into trouble\nand never bothered anyone which is why most preferred to overlook her\nmore eccentric habits such as sometimes being a little too early when\nshe was terribly late. Dimly aware that she knew perfectly well she\ncould always manage to remember something unless she stupidly forgot,\nnevertheless the complete buffoon would deliberately forget where she\nwas going yet, being ever the optimistic happy idiot the old gal\nremained steadfastly cavalier in her own naive silly way about any\nwrongful mistakes she might have made in the past or might possibly\nmake in the future. As far as she could tell, she was always equally\nclueless no matter where she ended up or what she did so it really\ndidn’t matter and there was, apparently, not much she could do about\nit anyway other than to keep trying to make the best of the\nsituation. Lazily traipsing down the road with Tiny on a sunny day\nshe gleefully embraced her ignorant wisdom with all the enthusiasm\nand reckless abandon of a child with a fabulously exciting new toy\nand, careful not to watch where she was going, Lao lazily stared up\nat the passing clouds or did anything other than blindly attempting\nto watch where she and Tiny were headed, only to be rudely startled\nsometime later.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIt\nwas a warm day and, having missed her nap, the gentle rocking and\nswaying of Tiny’s huge warm body beneath her caused Lao to drift off\ninto a stupor when, without warning, she inexplicably found herself\nflying through the air as the usually imperturbable Tiny bellowed in\nabject panic stricken terror and shot on ahead of her heedlessly\nstumbling and bumbling as fast as he could down the steep incline.\nLanding painfully on her butt, Lao was too startled to be frightened\nand, upon glancing back over her shoulder at the way they had come,\nwith her poor vision she could just make out a group of ferocious\nlooking bandits barreling down the path towards her and Tiny with\nmurderous intent in their eyes, while enthusiastically sharpening\ntheir long knives and shouting out to each other which parts of Tiny\nthey intended to eat first. Without being aware of getting to her\nfeet, Lao came to her senses again upon discovering herself making a\nmad dash down the path and quickly catching up with Tiny who had\nslowed down for her, at which point, she then cracked a sardonic grin\nat the sudden realization that she and Tiny had just discovered their\nvery first real life adventure!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nthieves had naturally assumed they could quickly and easily dispense\nwith the frail appearing crone and, once she was out of the way,\ncatching and killing a fat old ox should present no serious\ndifficulties. What the bandits were unaware of was that both were in\nfar better shape for their age then anyone had a right to be thanks\nto modest living, a healthy diet, and plenty of sleep and exercise.\nDespite her apparently foolhardy flight down the steep path, Lao Tzu\nalways managed to land on her feet and keep right on going, thanks in\npart to also being a marvelous dancer and as light on her feet as\nthey come. Men loved to cut a rug with the shy old dame, but talking\nto her presented more of a challenge for them which is why she never\nmarried. Anyway, the bandits erroneously assumed she must already\nknow the path extremely well and attempted to follow in her footsteps\nonly to painfully slip, trip, and tumble repeatedly cussing like\ndrunken sailors the entire way. Lao couldn’t restrain herself from\nbraying like a jack ass over her shoulder at the more inept antics of\nthe bungling murderous thieves awkwardly tripping over their own two\nfeet and sometimes colliding with each other head on, nevertheless,\nshe immediately felt ashamed at herself for not feeling more sympathy\nfor their plight. She tried to apologize yelling back at them to\nexplain that her feet were just so light they had no clue where the\nhell they were going, so it was impossible for even her to follow in\nher own footsteps.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\neveryone eventually slowed down at the same time to catch their\nbreaths a panicked look overcame Lao who began frantically searching\nall around her on the path in front of her as if she had lost\nsomething. Finally appearing to have capitulated and relinquished her\nsearch, she shrugged her shoulders and shouted back at the bandits,\n"If you find another stupid fork in the road you can have it"\nand, with that, like an excited jack rabbit she hurled herself down\nthe path once again with a big grin on her face. Glancing back over\nher shoulder a moment later she noticed that, curiously, all the\nrobbers had given up their chase and were now mindlessly searching\nthe ground in front of them like so many cattle hunting for food.\nSighing with regret that they had abandoned their thrilling game of\nfollow the leader, Lao caught up to Tiny and the two continued on\ntheir way still too ignorant to be less than blissfully content, if\nless enthusiastic now that all the excitement from their first real\nlife adventure was over.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnother\nconsummate fool who happened to live in the area, Chuang Tzu, was so\ndelusional and had wasted so much time daydreaming and playing with\nhis sock puppets he came to believe his own bullshit fantasies and\nhad begun to convince himself that, in reality, he might actually be\na butterfly because he thought their wings looked pretty. Oooooh\nShiny! Dancing in circles the senile old fool would frantically lick\nflowers with his tongue, while leaping into the air and waving his\nsock puppets around as if he were a butterfly fluttering in the wind.\nThe brainless to begin with, and now sadly misguided, senile old coot\nhad become desperate to discover if he and his sock puppets could\ntell what it feels like to be a butterfly and, thus, settle the\ncockamamie issue once and for all. It was while running in circles\nscreaming and shouting and leaping into the air in delight that,\npredictably and without warning, Chuang Tzu tripped over his own two\nfeet and found himself flat on his back covered in dirt, scratches,\nand pollen with, of course, the kind face of Lao staring down at him\ndumbfounded, while tilting her head from side to side and blinking\nlike an owl in nearsighted bewilderment.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tLao\nwas flabbergasted to discover that playing with sock puppets could be\nso dangerous, nevertheless, she was still simple minded enough to\nalways enjoy lending a hand if she could and, not being intimidated\nby either sock puppets or butterflies, she quickly volunteered to\nassist with any especially large, obstinate, vicious, sneaky\ninvisible, or otherwise tricky to capture butterflies. When she then\nchose to elaborate explaining that she was already looking for stupid\nforks in the road and it wouldn’t be any bother to look for pretty\nbutterflies as well, without thinking, Chuang Tzu stopped crying and\nhis sock puppets burst into the air above his prone body blurting out\nthat none of them had seen any stupid forks, knives, chop sticks, or\nany other eating or cooking utensils on or off to the side of the\nroad. Feeling embarrassed at having exposed the fact it was exciting\nfor him to actually know the answer to something for a change, Chuang\nbegan distractedly sucking on the thumb of one of his sock puppets,\nwhile idly examining his butterfly net to hide his discomfort.\nQuickly composing himself as best he could, he then causally inquired\nas to how one might go about looking for all these stupid forks in\nthe road anyway and what one might look for exactly. Lao’s\nwandering tongue seemed to sometimes have a mind of its own and,\nbeing likewise sensitive about others often considering her rather\ninept and childish, taking a deep breath she just as nonchalantly\ninformed Chuang that all he had to do was stop watching where he was\ngoing. After a rapid fire consultation with his sock puppets, Chuang\nTzu then turned to Lao and confidently announced that they all agreed\nthey were experts at being good for nothing and never having a clue\nwhere they were going much less ever paying serious attention to\nanything and suspected they might actually be really good at not\nwatching where the hell they were going too.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nperhaps the first time in their lives it turned out the sock puppets\nand Chuang were correct and they were all fantastically adept at not\nwatching where they were going. They found so many identical forks in\nthe road so fast, without getting hurt once, and had such great fun\nin the process that they lost all interest in chasing after\nbutterflies and, in their rather sloppy and over-exuberant way,\nprofusely thanked Lao Tzu licking pollen off her hands and face, all\nthe while insisting on giving her the butterfly net as a gift.\nSurprised and caught off balance with all the sudden attention, Lao\nblushed and modestly protested that she didn’t deserve the butterfly\nnet because she didn’t do anything special and never intended for her\npersonal quest to find forks in the road to be helpful to anyone\nelse. Refusing to accept no for an answer, the sock puppets insisted\nshe accept the butterfly net as a gift of gratitude for their new\nfriendship. Both became so grateful and excited at the sudden\nrealization of their newfound clueless friendship they immediately\nclasped arms and socks and began spinning wildly in circles yelling\nin delight like little children until they finally all fell down in a\ndizzy tangle, all out of breath, with the sock puppets panting\nespecially hard being unused to all the exertion. Finally catching\ntheir breath, the sock puppets chose that very moment to once again\nleap into the air from their prone position on the ground shouting\nout to the world, "Ignorant virtue is its own reward, to have\nclueless friends you must first be clueless!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBefore\nlong the sock puppets were once again busily distracting each other\nenthusiastically discussing their new hobby of searching for forks in\nthe road when, being careful not to interrupt, Lao and Tiny both\nquietly said their goodbyes and resumed sauntering down the path\nallowing their feet to find the way, while careful to not watch where\nthey were going. After a little awhile, the two came across a palace\nsoldier standing guard at the gate to the kingdom’s outer wall. The\nsoldier was bored and grumpy and, knowing Lao’s reputation,\nsardonically inquired as to how on earth Lao believed she was ever\ngoing to get anywhere outside the kingdom riding a blind ox around\nplaces they’ve never been before when she always refused to watch\nwhere the hell she was going. Puzzled by the strange question Lao\njust shrugged her shoulders and admitted she hadn’t a clue, whereupon\nthe gate guard laughed hysterically in her face and rudely mocked\nher. With some effort the guard eventually regained his\nself-discipline and, composing himself, proudly puffed up his chest\nand sternly admonished Lao shaking his head in negation while\nostentatiously wagging his finger under her nose and direly inquiring\nas to what the damned fool planned to do if she ran into trouble.\nWhich, just happened to be one question Lao Tzu actually knew the\nanswer to and she enthusiastically replied:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nCartoon\nLogic<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhen\nin trouble, when in doubt,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRun\nin circles, scream and shout!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut\nif that doesn’t work keep trying to figure it out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nlaugh at any punch lines the truth will come out,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaugh\nand find out, what it means to laugh yet again,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nyou can decide who you may want to become,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughter\nbeing infectious you may infect almost anyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSome\njokes can be priceless when encouraged to be obtuse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSooner\nor later, we all fall down:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAvoid\nlanding hard, on your butt!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBreaking\nyour tail-bone just hurts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEither\nhumbled on your own knees;<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr,\nrolling on the ground hysterical!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing,\ncompletely out of control!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLaughing\nyour ass off at everything!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAt\nlast having gotten the punch line!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAt\nlast becoming who you wish to be!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAt\nlast discovering who you really are.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n \n<\/p>\n\n\tUpon\nfinishing reciting her poem the officious guard’s jaw dropped, his\neyes glazed over, and without another word he opened the gate, while\nlowering his head and shaking it in resignation, sighing to himself,\nand muttering that, perhaps, it was all for the best. As she rode\npast him Lao offered the butterfly net now filled with flowers to the\nguard hoping it might improve his mood and he might forgive her\nfoolishness, wistfully adding that nobody had ever caught anything\nwith it and suggesting maybe he would have better luck trying to use\nit as it a dream catcher instead. Staring blankly back and forth at\nthe butterfly net in his hands and the enthusiastic hopeful\nexpression on her face, while his jaw dropped open even further, the\nnormally demonstrative guard was rendered speechless, yet his heart\nmelted as he recognized the innocent child-like virtue and sincere\ngood will and respect he beheld. Suddenly feeling remorse for how he\nhad treated her, he contritely thanked her for the gift and wished\nthem well on their journey as he watched Lao and Tiny slowly plod off\ninto the sunset never to return to the library again. Closing the\ngate behind them the guard quietly said a prayer for the two, despite\nsomehow feeling certain they would both be just fine. Some say\nbecause she always refused to watch where she was going Lao never\ndied, never became bored, and can still be found bumbling down the\nodd path with Tiny by anyone steadfastly refusing to watch where they\nare going.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nYogi\nBerra Yoda Bullshit Kung Fu, 101a<\/b><\/u><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Sociology 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tYa Gotta Know When To Either\nFucking Duck Or Run! Only then may you become Enlightened,\nGrasshopper and, also, Know When To Hold Em, Know When To Fold Em,\nAnd Know When To Run Faster! Einstein said time dilation in\nrelativity is similar to whether you have your hand on a hot\nwoodstove, or a hot date, and the ability to accelerate, and move\nfaster, can be crucial at times, but begins with knowing when to\neither fucking duck or run.<br\/>\n\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Psychology 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tKick it if it doesn’t work,\ndon’t fix it if it ain’t broke and, when in trouble, when in doubt,\nrun in circles, screaming and shouting! Just For Fun, If Nothing\nElse! This is known as Sociology 101a, for toddlers. In psychology,\nits the stupid shit that always gets you. So, Keep It Simple\nStupid!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Metaphysics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tMetaphysics are a metaphysical\npipe-dream, cooked up by metaphysicians, smoking crack in their\nbasement! When everyone knows damn well, the best toys are all in the\nattic!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIntroduction\nTo "Bullshit Kung Fu 101a"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\tCrap\nfalls from the sky, rolls downhill, and always collects at the\nbottom. When the bullshit flies in every damn direction, its too late\nto master sociology 101. Those of you with no intonation whatsoever,\nare advised to join the Marching Band, the rest, the Debate Team.\nSome of you may have seen me in the movies, and heard me talking like\na three year old, that doesn’t know anything about grammar, but I\nonly play an idiot on the boob tube, and have to dumb it down for my\naudience, who all think I’m some kind of genius.<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tIts a\nliving, while teaching isn’t, just ask Socrates and\nGalileo.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Epistemology 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tOutside of the box, there is\nno spoon, how can you eat your pudding without a spoon! Think Not\nOutside Of The Box! Just Eat Your Damn Pudding!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Ignorant Wisdom 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThe Bullshit That Can Be\nSpoken Of Is Not The Enduring Bullshit. Just ask your English\nteacher.<br\/>\n\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Ignorant Virtue 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tStupid Is As Stupid Does!\nOr, Stupid Would Know Better! And, Be Just A Little Too Smart For\nTheir Own Britches! Ignorant Virtue Is Its Own Reward: Or,\nElse!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: The Wisdom Of Collective Ignorance 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tIf you\ndon’t even know when nobody knows a damned thing, its a problem: You\nAre The Problem Dummy!<br\/>\n\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Ontology 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tEverywhere You Go, There You Are!\nWhile, Deja Vu Is For Historians.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<a name=\"__recording_6466126049\"><\/a>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Government 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAfter centuries of dedicated,\ninternational, cross-disciplinary efforts, nobody has ever found the\nslightest bit of evidence, that there ever was anybody in charge\naround here!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: History 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tHistory is for people who live in\nthe past. Be Here Now! Or, Fail My Class!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Quantum Mechanics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tYour theory is stupid,\nbut not stupid enough!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Relativity 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tLets Do The Time Warp\nAgain!<br\/>\n\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Thermodynamics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThe Hot Tub Is Getting Too\nHot!<br\/>\n\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Organic Chemistry 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThose who can always do,\nthe rest, do their own damn homework, and study Organic\nChemistry.<br\/>\n\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Economics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tWhen your money takes on a life\nof its own, using double ledgers can’t save you but, sometimes, Vegas\ncan!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Philosophy 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThose who get the punch lines\nmore often, are philosophical clowns!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<a name=\"__recording_6466177690\"><\/a>\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Mathematics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tWhen the numeral zero is\nconsidered worthless, yet can be used as a place-maker and, somehow,\nis both a real and imaginary number, numerology is never a\nproblem.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: The Fine Art Of Anarchistic Facilitation 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tWhen\nyou know damned well, there’s never been anybody in charge around\nhere, harmony neither acts nor reasons, as we dance delightfully\nbetween invisible moonbeams! Somehow knowing, without knowing if we\nactually know a damn thing! Sometimes, doing nothing, absolutely\nnothing whatsoever, is the best damn decision you could have ever\nmade!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Yogi Berra Yoda Mental Judo And Aikido 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tLife\nIs Not A Box Of Chocolates! Whatever You Do, Don’t Drink The\nCool-Aid!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Cunning Linguistics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tSet Your Bullshit Free!\nAnd, See If It Comes Back To Haunt You! Go Ahead, Just Try Me! You\nWill Learn To Master, Your Lame Excuse For Professional Wrestling\nSmack Talk! We Meet At Last! Our Circle Jerk Is Complete: I AM YOUR\nFATHER!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nDude Himself, Was Hung Over.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<a name=\"__recording_6466386866\"><\/a>\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Civics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tA civil society relies upon\neveryone, occasionally, sharing their words and playing nice. If you\nare in this class, it is because you have not paid your bill! And,\nneed to learn how to share.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Physical Education 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThe Truth Only Hurts For\nA Reason! While, How Hard The Ground Is Whenever You Fall, Is Usually\nUp To You! Therefore, a comprehensive physical education requires the\nlights to not only be on, but somebody has to be home! What types of\nphysical education are appropriate to the individual, depends on how\nwell they happen to know themselves, and can refrain from killing\neach other.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Sex Education 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tIf you want a long and\nsatisfying sex life, never teach sex education! Or, anything for that\nmatter! And, of course: Avoid The Dude Like The\nPlague!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Hygiene 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tYou Stink! You Are Pathetic! Shower\nMore Often! Use Soap! Change Your Diet! At Least Have The Courtesy To\nVacate The Room, Alone! Try To Exercise The Slightest Bit Of\nRestraint! Hygiene Class Is Next Door To The Humanities! Show At\nLeast A Little Dignity And Compassion For Your Fellow Man!<br\/>\n\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Humanities 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tHumanities is in the category\nof, ah, the humanities, while the UN has announced that there’s\nnobody in charge around here! So, its safe to assume, the Humanities\nare about to be sold to the highest bidder! Which, is technobabble\nfor, "The Lowest Common Denominator!" Something, The Dude\nhimself is intimately familiar with.<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThe Hygiene Class\nMay Have To Hire Substitute Teachers! Civics, could get interesting.\nNow, I know why everyone wants to work from home. Ordinarily, I’m a\npeople kind of guy, just ask my mother! The other day, I walked into\na bank, and they told me they’d have to arrest me, if I didn’t wear a\nmask! They had a full-time psychologist on staff, for anyone making\nthe minimum ten million dollar deposit, and wanted to ensure any cash\nin their bank accounts, remained healthy!<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAnywho, If\nanyone is interested in buying our Humanities course, we will be\nholding a silent auction, in the auditorium. The only people who will\ncensor you, is the republican party, who are coming next week, to go\nthrough the library. They already know the Dewy-Decimal\nsystem.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Library Science 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tLibraries are historical\ninstitutions, and there are still children’s museums all over the\ncountry, you can visit, for free! Frequently, filled with homeless\npeople, but the real libraries have all been sold to Amazon.com.\nWhich moved next door to the Pentagon, in Crystal City. In order to\nmake it easier for the republican party, to censor everything. And,\navoid having to lynch Big Bird, and burn down all our libraries! So,\nBuy American, From Amazon, And Support The Republican Party Censoring\nEveryone, without burning everything to the ground, or killing\nanyone. Half the population insists the government and corporations\nthey call evil, must lie to them for their own protection, so its\nonly prudent.<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tBut, Let The Bullshit Fly, In Every Damn\nDirection! For As Yea Sow, So Shall Yea Reap!<br\/>\nMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n<a name=\"__recording_6466455888\"><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\n<\/b><\/i><\/font>Announcements<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t<\/b><\/i><\/font>Spring\nBreak Has Been Canceled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tDue\nTo Global Warming, Environmental Destruction, And WWIII, all\nremaining extremely popular with the banks, who are struggling, in\npoverty, to earn a living. Therefore, Spring Break Has Been Canceled,\nForever. The CDC has now issued a warning, not to drink the water, or\nbreath the air. In response, the American Mental Health Association\nclaims that we should stop listening to all their dire warnings on\nTV, because our TVs and cellphones are now killing us in record\nnumbers. But, they leave the final decision up to the republican\nparty, and the Supreme Court, who are still busy right now\nprosecuting Donald Duck.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Geography 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tIn the middle of a desert plain,\nthe earth looks flat, from higher up, it doesn’t. In order to study\ngeography, you must go to the mountain! Its not going to come to you,\nand room service doesn’t keep any in stock, but you may yet discover,\nfor yourself, where in the world is Dora! Or, the nearest Chucky\nCheese. Of course, men often hate my geography class, because I\nalways remind them, wherever you go, there’s a gas station. Of\ncourse, at some gas stations you can buy a post card from the edge,\nyou know, one with a satellite photograph of the earth, from high\norbit and, maybe, wish you here.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Logistics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tMastering Sociology 101a first,\nis a requirement for this course, and Band Members are not allowed to\ntake this course but, its a long, safe, walk from Hygiene class and\nthe Humanities. Next to the Library.<br\/>\n\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Neurology 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAfter forty years of extensive\nstudies, neurologists concluded, our neurons organize like chickens,\nand so does the republican party. Worse still, a Game Theorist proved\nthat, if the human mind and brain had ever remotely resembled\nanything like reality, we would already be an extinct species.\nLikewise, other studies have indicated that intelligence has been\nvastly over-rated, by academia in particular, and AI is the future.\nBecause, of course, there never was any intelligent life around\nhere!<br\/>\n\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Game Theory 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAny clowns who believe life is\njust a game, will receive a thorough credit check, For Free!\nBackground checks, cost extra.<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Home Economics 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tFour walls surround a\nhearth, because of the doors, we may hold a fire drill. The Cafeteria\nis now accepting food stamps, for any food that isn’t cooked, which\nyou can bring here! But, faculty gets first dibs! We’re trying to get\nmore creative, with our budget!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Art 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tRather than eliminating our\ncomprehensive arts program altogether, we have decided to combine it\nwith Sociology 101a, and ask that people refrain from eating the\ncrayons and play dough, Or Else! We’ll Take Them Away From\nYou!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Now And Zen Everywhen 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThat Was Zen, This Is\nNow! Everywhen! But, Now And Again, Everywhen, Has A Zen Moment.\nWhich Is Why, We Can Always Do The Time Warp Again! Because The Zen\nAre Already Warped! Everything, Everywhere, Everywhen, EveryZen, All\nOver Again! Michele Yo can do a song and dance! Jackie Chan Can Make\nAnyone Laugh! When He Breaks His Tailbone, Yet Again!<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tLet’s\nDo The Time Warp Again! Its Just A Step To The\nLeft…<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Fractal Geometry 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tAnything that has no\nshape, does not exist.<br\/>\n\tAnything that copies a shape,\nexists.<br\/>\n\tAnything that has too much shape, should not exist!<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\tAnything\nthat is out of shape, is shapeless.<br\/>\n\tAnything That Is Copied\nFrom One Another, Will Automatically Receive An "F"!<br\/>\n\tPass\nYour Test Papers forward!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda <\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Chaos Theory 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tIf quanta were entirely\nrandom, quantum mechanics would consist of useless mathematics. If\nthey were perfectly orderly, their mathematicians and physicists\nwould all be worthless statisticians. Chaos Theory assumes that\ncalling quanta "random", Ain’t Nothin’ But A Random\nStatistical Label! When Ya Gotta Have Something, If Ya Wanna Dance\nWith Me!<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tGo Ahead, Take Your Best Shot… I’m From\nMissouri Myself, The "Show Me" State, On My Mother’s Side!\nFrom Time To Time, A Little Chaos Is Just What The Good Dr Ordered!\nDr Who That Is, He Wants To Pay Horton A Visit!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/font><\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Management 101a<br\/>\n<br\/>\n\tThose Who Can Do, The Rest\nManage, OR NOT! Its The Simple Shit, That Always Gets You! So, Keep\nIt Simple Stupid! Or, Things Can Get Just A Little Too Interesting,\nWay Too Fast!<br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Singularity Physics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEverywhere\nYou Go In A Singularity, There You Are! Get Over It Already! Don’t\nMake Me Repeat Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMaster\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: White Hole Physics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEveryone\nwho has ever had experience, with real estate agents, knows damned\nwell, what Black Holes are like. White Holes, are over-priced White\nElephants, often sold by seven wiseguys, all pretending to be blind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Nonlinear Temporal Dynamics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBing,\nBing, Bing… Bong, Bong, Bong…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Linear Temporal Dynamics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThink\nNot Outside Of The Box! Its A Train Wreak In Motion! Instead,\nPractice Your Nonlinear Temporal Dynamics! And, Pray, If You Believe\nIn A Higher Power!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Alcohol And Substance Abuse 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHello,\nmy name is Yoda, and I really wanted to be an alcoholic, I think,\nanyway I’m pretty sure I tried, but I kept blacking out. So, I\ndecided to blow up my fucking TV, and get out of the house more\noften. The Yellow Pages suck for finding people who want to talk! So,\nI went to AA and NA meetings instead. They have Free Coffee! If they\ndon’t have the good stuff, just go another meeting. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBridge\nClubs Rule! Black Outs Suck! Or, So They Tell Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Enlightenment 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tClarity\nCan Be A Discerning Detail, But Only If You Paid Your Electric Bill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Evolution 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSome\nDays, You Get The Bear And, Sometimes, The Bear Gets You! Think Not\nOutside Of The Box! All The Evidence Indicates That Your Brain Did\nNot Evolve For Thinking, Stupid! But, For Running! While, Watching\nWhere The Hell You’re Going! The Best Way To Increase Your IQ, Is\nTake Up Jogging.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\tHuh,\nhuh, huh, huh, I’m Hunting Wabbit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Medicine 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHypocrites\nSet The Standard, For The Entire Medical Profession, When He Urged\nPhysicians Everywhere To, "Do No Harm". To Instead, Wipe\nPeople’s Asses Gently, And Ensure They Dig The Shitter Downwind, And\nAway From Any Water They Drink! But, He Couldn’t Prevent The Idiots\nFrom Gibbering Complete Nonsense! While, Injuring Themselves And Each\nOther Repeatedly, Imitating Professional Wrestling!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Statistics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYogi\nBerra Was A Baseball Player, Who Was Way Far Out In Left, When He Ran\nIn One Day, Excitedly Shouting Out His Latest And Greatest Discovery!\nThat, 90% Of Baseball Is Half-Mental! And, Was Immediately Signed Up\nBy The Kentucky Fried Chicken Franchise! Proving that, Sometimes, It\nReally Does Pay, To Over Estimate The Value Of Any Statistics, And\nWannabe Statisticians!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\tMass\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Civil Rights 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nYou Are Not Civil, I Will Give You My Right Hook!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Equal Rights 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tBilly\nJean King Defined Equal Rights, For A Generation Of Young Women! By\nMaking A Shitload Of Money! Off Some Poor Slob, She Embarrassed The\nHell Out Of, Who Only Thought He Knew How To Play Tennis! When She\nSuckered Him Into Giving A Live Performance!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t\tTennis\nAnyone?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Calculus 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nAsymptote That Can Be Spoken Of, Is Not The True Asymptote! Its A\nCheap Imitation You Can Buy Online, At Amazon.com! They censor all\ntheir books, like everyone else so, Get Over It Already!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Algebra 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nYou Are In This Class, It Is Because, You Are All Grade "A"\nMaterial! And, I Expect Nothing Less From All Of You, Than An "A!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Spanish 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOn\nOur Field-Trip To Tijuana, Try To Stay Together, And Remember The\nPhrase, "Donde Esta El Bano!" The local shops and\nrestaurants have requested it. They enjoy comparing foreign\naccidents, and love a good challenge! If You Want A Discount, Use The\nSecret Phrase, That I Just Gave You, And Ask For Cheech And Chong!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Glee Club 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\t"Don’t\nWorry, Be Happy! Fart, And Be Happy! Happy Campers You Are, Happy\nCampers You Shall Always Be! Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy! Fart, And Be\nHappy Campers!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: International Politics 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nare prepared to sell this class at the silent auction, along with the\nHumanities as, currently, just not worth anyone’s time. Anymore than\ndomestic politics, or watching the boob tube. You Get The Politics\nYou Can Afford! While, only the top 1% can afford anything remotely\nlike politics, these days! If the price goes up any higher, the only\npeople who will be able to afford politics, will live in orbit! Or,\nOn Mars! Even the UN suddenly agrees, There’s Nobody In Charge Around\nHere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Grammar 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\ndecided to try a little experiment, just to see what happens, and\nteach two different grammars! You Are Our Grade "A"\nExperimental Test Subjects! And, I expect to get an "A" out\nof all of you! Ebonics never caught on, so we’re trying to be more\ncreative, especially with our budgets. Since none of you even knows\nhow to use a stupid dictionary, this could take awhile. Please, try\nto be patient with us, we are trying ourselves.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Debate Team 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nDebate Team Expects Nothing Less Than Razor Sharp Minds And Words,\nOut Of Each And Every One Of You! But, Freedom Of Speech Begins With\nOwning Your Own Words! So, Shut The Fuck Up! And, Repeat After Me,\nPete And Repeat! "Yosa Massa Yoda, You The Boss! What You Want\nBoss?"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Detention 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAll\nof you are free to go, but be sure your slips are signed before you\nleave. Except for you two: Pete And Repeat! The Only Two People In\nHistory, To Ever Fail Detention, Repeatedly!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Cafeteria Science 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOur\nCafeteria is still open, if anyone’s interested but, due to budget\ncuts, all we have left are Fruity Pebbles, and a delicious assortment\nof jelly beans. Even if they’re stale. A reminder, that you can\npurchase uncooked food, from the cafeteria, using food stamps! And,\ncook them, in Home Economics! On Sale Today, Its Shake-N-Bake! And,\nWe Helped Ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnother\nreminder, to clean up after yourselves, Or: Eat Fruity Pebbles and\nStale Jelly Beans! We Wouldn’t Want Anyone To Go Hungry! Now Would\nWe! We Wouldn’t Even Be Doing All Of This, If It Were Not For The\nEndless Food Fights! Get A Life People, Preferably One Of Your Own!\nThey’re Giving Them Away For Free, At Chuckie Cheese!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Marketing 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThis\nMarketing class has been canceled, due to the guy teaching it,\nfrankly, being full of crap. His Bullshit Kung Fu Was Just Not Doing\nThe Job, nor did his resume cut the mustard. But, I heard he got\nanother job, selling insurance. To little old ladies! So, everything\nworked out in the end and, he says, he’s going into politics next,\nand assures us that we’ll never see him again.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Computer Science 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nvast majority, of computers today, are Von Neumann Machines, based on\nthe principle of GIGO, or garbage in, garbage out! This describes a\ngarbage can, and the geometry of the garbage can, and the garbage\nitself, can be crucial, and present a serious fire hazard,\nespecially, when used for oily rags online! In contrast, analog\ndevices are all based on the principle that crap rolls downhill, and\ncan take forever to get there, without a little help! Since someone\nkeeps shoveling crap into the machine, Three Stooges Logic always\napplies, and the trick is to see just how fast you can encourage the\ncrap, to Hit Rock Bottom, On The Vaudeville Stage And Theater!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tSo,\nTake Your Pick, More Garbage, Or Three Stooges Slapstick? Of Course,\nThere Are Countless Inbred Hybrid Designs To Choose From As Well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Environmental Sciences 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nhave decided to put this class up for auction as well, along with the\nothers. After talking to physicists, and other scientists, frequently\non a daily basis, for many decades, they all told me to: "Shut\nThe Fuck Up!" And, censored me or, "Shut The Fuck Up"\nthemselves, and never talked to me again. One scientist asked me what\ncan be done to Save Humanity! From the endless list of man-made\ncatastrophes, and I angrily suggested he find out who is teaching all\nthese idiots, how to destroy the planet faster! Of course, he never\nspoke to me again. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThey’re\nso incompetent, that they frequently cannot teach a child how to use\na dictionary, if their lives depended on it. Call Me Brain Damaged!\nBut, Either The Right Hand Knows What The Left One Is Doing, Or We’re\nAll Screwed! ALL EIGHT BILLION OF US! Personally, I have better\nthings to do with my time, then waste it talking to complete idiots,\nHellbent On Destroying The Entire Planet! The bullshit that never\nflew before, still can’t get off the ground, and sinks right through\nthe floor! A Rose Is A Rose, By Any Other Name! And, A Pile Of Crap A\nMile Long, Doth Smell Every Bit As Bad! Even, In Latin!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nBest Thing For The Environment, If You Want My Opinion, Is If\nEveryone Stopped Talking To Academics.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Artificial Intelligence 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAnalog\nLogic happens to be Taboo in academia, making Academic Artificial\nIntelligence a complete oxymoron, and all of their AI schizophrenic.\nThey’re still using Shannon Entropy to design them, when its already\nproven to be wrong, and the idiots are so contentious, they don’t\neven know how to share their words, and play nice. So, I did a\ncomplete end-run around academia, rewriting the book on Artificial\nIntelligence, as entirely meaningless, unless the lights are not only\non, but somebody is actually home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tUsing\nPattern Matching, to amplify the Quantum Observer Effect, and\nautomate the Truth itself, as an "Information Singularity."\nDream Weaver, Tar Baby, Extra Sticky Fingers, Gonna Getcha! If you\nrefuse to share your words and play nice, On Mama Nature’s\nPlayground! You didn’t think you could get away with it, Did You!\nBelieve it or not, Mama Nature is a personal friend of mine! While,\nAll Of Your Friends Are Destroying The Planet! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThere’s\nonly about 350 million people who know the math I’m using! And, ITS\nNO LESS THAN 12,000 YEARS OLD! Academics are stealing it from us!\nBecause they don’t know the math! Guess What? Not Everybody Who Knows\nThis Math Is An Insane Teacher! And, They’re Frequently Better\nStudents Of Mama Nature! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nmay not always know the truth, but I know a line of crap a mile long\nwhen I hear it! And, am all too familiar with the more Enormous\nCircle Jerks On The Planet! The Lorax Asked Who Speaks For The Trees?\nI DO DAMMIT! Trust me, or not, you will live to regret your choices!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Instant Karma 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYogi\nBerra was a baseball player of little brain, but even he knew damned\nwell, If Ya Don’t Know Where Your Goin’, You Might Already Be There!\nBe Here Now! Be Beautiful Like Jimi On Guitar! OR, ELSE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Dharma 101a Special Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nDharma That Can Be Spoken Of, Is Worthless Bullshit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Communications 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nNobody’s Listening, Shut The Fuck Up! Gentlemen, What We Have Hear,\nIs A Failure To Communicate! Read My Lips! Learn How To Use A\nDictionary! Let Me Be More Blunt: Share Your Words, And Play Nice, OR\nELSE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Rocket Science 101a Special Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nTheir Infinite, Innocent, Infantile Wisdom, From High Above Any\nExisting Lofty Ivory Tower, NASA Rocket Scientists Have Graced Us,\nWith Yet Another Press Release! Blaming Everyone In The World, For\nRefusing To Listen, To Their Repeated Dire Warnings For, GLOBAL\nWARMING! Anonymous Sources Have Been Quoted As Saying, "None Of\nYou Idiots Can Even Use A Stupid Dictionary, But We Decided To Warn\nYou Anyway! Shame On You!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Brain Surgery 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDue\nTo His Laboratory Unexpectedly Burning To The Ground! Dr Frankenstein\nhas announced his intention to move to Australia, with the insurance\nmoney, and hopes to avoid, Burning Down The House Again! Instead, he\nwants to experiment on live monkeys instead, as much safer. Many\nsympathize with his sudden tragic loss, and wish him nothing but good\nfortune in Australia. His work is invaluable to the medical\nprofession, and his selfless ambition is nothing less, than to\nproduce immortality for everyone! By, merely transplanting the head\nof one monkey, onto the body of another! He also hopes to produce,\nhis own version of, "Planet Of The Apes!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDr\nFrankenstein is a well known animal rights activist: HE EVEN EATS\nVEGAN! And, is extremely health conscious, while still pumping iron\nfor his Professional Wrestling Debus. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Mental Health 101a<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nAn Insane World, Sanity Is Flat-Out Impossible! So, Get Over It\nAlready! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nCarl\nRogers Was Mr Rogers! Get Over It Already!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Illegal Aliens 101a For Newbies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\npolice have asked us to request illegal aliens, stop trying to bribe\nthem! Normally, I don’t speak for the cops, but they say you can’t\nafford them, and its getting embarrassing. They are not Professional\nWrestlers, nor do they work for the Cartels, and to please try to\nshow just a little more respect for the law! You would think its a\nfree country! You guys don’t even know how to bribe cops! You have to\nbribe City Hall first! You simply cannot afford City Hall! Why in the\nHell do you think you’re here in the US in the first place!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Abject Stupidity 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFrankly,\nPete and Repeat! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nWe\nInvented This Class, Just For The Two Of You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nthought long and hard about it…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGo\nSee The School Nurse! Oh, I Am The School Nurse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBendover\nand assume the position!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwant to know just how hot you get!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\ninsurance, only covers so much!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOtherwise,\nI’d take you out back of the school!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\ntwo of you are so lame, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nI\ncould fight you both with one hand tied behind my back!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwould hand you over to the cops,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nyou wouldn’t last a day in a drunk tank!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nCount Your Blessings, And Bendover, And Assume the Position!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Global Warming 101a…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nare trying our best to use fewer electrons, hoping to combat Global\nWarming but, ever since our computers fried in the heat, from the\nfire, and shutting off the air-conditioner would be suicide, we’re\nasking for suggestions. Any concerning how to deal with Global\nWarming. Magic Crystals, whatever ya got. We already tried "Magic\nSea Horses", and they were delicious, but wild, and now an\nendangered species, like the rest of us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAlgae\nappear to be the future, on the lunch menu that is, and we’re\nbeginning to get desperate. Some are suggesting we call it, "Soylant\nGreen" while, others, are suggesting we "Eat The Rich",\nbut nobody I know can afford to eat rich food, much less, the rich!\nAnd, eating each other, is a good way to get yourself killed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Numerology 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nLets\ngo by the numbers, just for once, shall we? And, go over these\nnumbers one at a time, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nPete\nAnd Repeat! One Plus One, Equals Two! I want to make damn straight\nsure you actually comprehend! All The MATH You Have Copied, Off Other\nPeople’s Papers! AND, ALL THE NUMEROLOGY YOU ADDED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Anarchism 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nleave the room for thirty seconds, and all HELL breaks loose! Where’s\nMother Jones With Her Broom When You Need Her! The only other person\nI know of, who refused to labeled a "Political-Anarchist!"\nBecause, of course, she knew how to share her words and play nice!\nAnd, knew damned well, EXACTLY WHO DIDN’T! SOME, BY FIRST NAME! You\nguys are living in the Matrix! With Elon Musk! Already, somewhere on\nMars! Next, you’ll be demanding a "Twitter Class" For\nComplete Twits! Jerry’s Kids, For Twitter Twits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Agricultural Science 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tContributing\nto Global Warming and Environmental Destruction is for commercial\nagriculture! And, NOT ACCEPTABLE IN THIS SCHOOL! NOR, IS BURNING DOWN\nTHE HOUSE! While, agriculture is a touchy subject right now! When the\nslightest sparks can ignite a forest fire!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Animal Husbandry 101a For Newbies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIts\nofficial, all the animals are dying. ALL OF THEM. Soon, there may no\nlonger be even enough fish in the sea. So, we canceled this class,\nbut the Pet Store still sells gerbils. Dr Strangelove is working on\nproducing genetically engineered Star Trek Tribbles! Of course, the\nproblem is, they don’t prevent you from dying, so Klingons hate them.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Time Travel 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThis\nis most certainly NOT! Back To The Future! Your skateboards are not\n"hoverboards!" I love a good skateboard as much as anyone!\nWith real trucks and real wheels! BIG WHEELS! But, if you only care\nabout skating through life, make it at least count for something!\nOther than, killing yourselves, or unwary passing pedestrians! I\nsuggest you: BLOW UP YOUR FUCKING TV! Its obviously, rotting your\nbrain! Stop watching reruns of Gilligan’s Island and Beavis And\nButthead! WATCH BETTER CARTOONS! PAY ATTENTION TO THE CARTOON! THE\nROARING SILENCE, IS YOUR BRAIN, GOING DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN! WHILE,\nTHE DAMN REMOTE, IS STILL IN YOUR FUCKING HAND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nRemember:\nA Jedi’s Light Saber, Is Useless, For Smoking Crack In The Garage!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCrack\nIs Beyond Wacky Tacky Tasteless Bullshit, And You Only Wish It Was\nOdorless!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’m\nGreen, That Doesn’t Mean I’m Naive! It Means, I’m Permanently Pissed\nOff!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nI Haven’t Been Laid In Over Eight Hundred Years! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nPreferring\nTo Spend My Time Practicing With My Light Saber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nDON’T TEMPT ME! OR, ELSE! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nYou\nWill Find Out, Just How Skilled I Really Am!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWith\nMy Light Saber!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Meteorology 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tGlobal\nWarming has already ensured that attempting to even discuss the\nweather, is now considered quite rude. Personally, I’m not a porn\nstar, on the boob tube, flashing my tits at you, and I like to run my\nmouth, and cuss like a sailor, but I don’t get paid enough to avoid\nbeing censored! Nonetheless, some still like it hot, so we’re selling\nthis class, to the highest bidder. Maybe Fox News or Meta! They’re\nbring the weather girl to VR headsets! SO, YOU CAN BE A COUCH POTATO,\nFOR THE REST OF YOU SHORT LIFE! AND, NEVER HAVE TO LOOK OUT THE\nFUCKING WINDOW AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Wave Physics 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAfter\na century of searching for room temperature superconductivity, at\nlong last, physicists have finally discovered a possible answer.\nReporting that the secret seems to be to:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSwing\nYour Hips Like Elvis, using wild oscillating gyrations! Life Is Wavy\nGravy Baby, In Any Singularity! Yet, physicists are only now\nbeginning to catch on, that its Singularity Physics 101! TOO MUCH\nMENTAL MASTURBATION, CAN ONLY MAKE YOU GO BLIND! WHILE, THE LOUDER\nYOU SHOUT INTO THE MICROPHONE, THE MORE DEAF YOU BECOME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIts\nofficial baby, academic objectivity is now on sale! At the fucking\nDollar Store! But, they hate to admit it, and prefer to censor\neverything instead. BEING SENSITIVE, ABOUT JUST ANY DAMN FOOL,\nTOUCHING THEIR DIAPER! But, their favorite realy TV show is about to\nreceive, YET ANOTHER EXPENSIVE REALITY CHECK! While, everyone I know\nhas been yelling all along: CHANGE THE FUCKING CHANNEL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEither\nyou know how to share your words and play nice on the damned\nplayground kid, or go home, and give it up. STOP SHOOTING YOUR MOUTH\nOFF! YOU ARE MERELY CONTRIBUTING TO GLOBAL WARMING! WITH ALL THE\nENDLESS CRAP YOU KEEP SPOUTING! Leave the rest of us, alone, to die\nin peace, or rise to the occasion! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTELL\nIT FOX NEWS! SEE IF THEY GIVE A CRAP! Leaving the real talking, to\nthe adults. The latest studies all confirm, all with the other\ndrunken slobs, ACADEMICS CONTRIBUTE THE MOST HOT AIR OF ALL! FILM AT\n11:00PM, ON FOX NEWS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Assholes 101a For Assholes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tOnly\nAn Asshole Would Care, What Goes Into Someone Asshole, And Who Puts\nIt There!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nDon’t Be An ASSHOLE! Use The Damn Suppositories I Already Gave You!\nYou Can’t Seriously Expect Me To Do This For You All The Time! Stop\nTrying To Argue With Me:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBENDOVER,\nAND ASSUME THE POSITION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThis\nCourse, Is Not An Elective!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Etiquette 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPeople\nAre Strange, When You’re A Stranger, So Learn How To Be On Your Best\nBehavior! OR, ELSE! Faces Look Ugly, When You’re Unwanted, WOMEN SEEM\nEVIL AND WICKED! WHEN YOU ARE UNWANTED! STREETS ARE ONLY A HOLE IN\nTHE GUTTER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDON’T\nGO THERE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Ignorant Bliss 101a For Assholes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nIgnorant Bliss That Can Be Spoken Of, Can Never Quite Do The Unspoken\nIgnorant Bliss Complete Justice! SO, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! Fart, And\nBe Happy Campers! OR, ELSE! We Closed All The Vents In This Room,\nJust For You To Experience, The Full Impact, Of Your Own Ignorant\nBliss! Why Did You Think I Gave You Suppositories In The First Place!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nNow,\nBreath, Breath In The Air, Don’t Be Afraid, To Care….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou’re\nIn Safe Hands Now, With Massa Yoda, At The State Funny Farm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nAt Piece, Or Become A Peace Of Work, I’d Rather Not Deal With!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nHoney Bucket Is In The Corner, Along With The Dunce Cap.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Accounting 101a Remedial Class!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIn\nThis Day And Age Of Global Warming, Environmental Destruction, And\nImpending Doom, Gloom, And Apocalypse, Our Budgets And Bank Accounts\nAre Insufficient! We Now Have No Real Choice: PAY IT FORWARD SUCKER,\nOR DIE! There’s Only So Much Room Left On Life-Raft Planet Earth! FOR\nMORE LOWBROW THREE STOOGES SLAPSTICK! We Must All Decide For\nOurselves, What Is A Slave, And Who Is The Master! It Matters Not,\nHow Straight The Gate, How Charged The Scripture Of The Scroll! We\nAre The Masters Of Our Own Fates! The Captains Of Our Immortal Souls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMars\nIs Not Nearly As Far Away As You Might Think!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nWay Too Fucking Expensive!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nIts All Hands On Deck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLet\nMe Hear You Shout It!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nSAY WE ALL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUSA,\nMASSA YODA, YOUSA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Driver’s License 101a Remedial Course!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDriving\nOur Only Student Driving Car, Right Over The Fucking Cliff! Is Simply\nNot Acceptable! Sadly, We Simply Cannot Afford The Insurance.\nThankfully, The Girl Scouts Sold Cookies For A New One! However, I\nAssured Everyone, Including Their Troop Leader:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIT\nWOULD NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nSO,\nBENDOVER, AND ASSUME THE POSITION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Theology 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nYou Never Learn Anything Else, Know This, For Yourself! And, Know\nThyself, There’s No Shame In It! Karma Is Only A Bitch, Because God\nNever Makes Mistakes! And, Anyone Who Tells You Otherwise, IS A\nFUCKING LIAR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Meditation 101a For Assholes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMeditate,\nUpon The Sublime Lime Jell-O! Pete And Repeat! We Collectively\nDecided To Create This Special Class, Just For You Two! Oh, Its my\nlunch time! I Love A Good Show When I Eat! Now, Don’t Move, Don’t\nMove An Inch! Just Breath, Breath In The Air… Now I’m Going To\nListen To Little White Noise! My Fingernails, On The Chalk Board! Of\nCourse, I Have Noise Canceling Headphones! I’m Teacher, And We Always\nBuy Best!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDamn,\nSomeone Opened The Vents!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Miracles & Wonders! 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNobody\nI Know Every Did A Damn Thing To Deserve To Be Born! The Miracle Is\nThat This Sad Excuse For Humanity, Has Actually Survived This Long!\nBut, Curiosity Killed The Cat, And You Never Wanna Know How Hot Dogs\nAre Made! Thus, Wonder Remains The Beginning Of All Wisdom, Or You\nQuickly Discover, Who Has Become Your Own Worst Enemy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Circle Jerks 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI’ll\nBe The Round About, My Words Will Take You Out And Out! We’ll Spend\nThe Day…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nWay! GO AHEAD, HAVE IT YOUR WAY! I WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Ancient Wisdom 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nPast Is Not Just A Memory, The Future Is Not Just A Dream, IN THE\nNOW, IS THE REALITY! That Was Zen, This Is NOW! So, Fart And Be Happy\nCampers! Or, Go To Bed Without Your Supper! HOW CAN YOU EAT YOUR\nPUDDING WITHOUT A SPOON!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Blind Justice 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nDevil Went Down To Georgia, Down To The Cross-Roads, Just To Get His\nMug Shots! Interpol Won’t Be Able To Print His New Wanted Posters\nFast Enough! He Has Fans Everywhere, And Has Been Indited For\nTrafficking In Counterfeit Copies Of His Own Posters. Thus Far, He\nHas Eluded Capture, And Escaped From Every Preschool And Kindergarten\nHe Was Sent To, And Is Currently Believed To Be In Desperate Need Of\nA Diaper Change. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nSupreme Court Has Ruled That Copyright Infringement Is A Capital\nCrime, Punishable By Death, Especially In The Case Of Mickey Mouse!\nMicrosoft Has Supported Their Ruling. Be Advised: Approach Donald\nDuck With Caution!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNow,\nThe Supreme Court Is Complaining That Congress Needs To Write A New\nConstitution, And There Simply Ain’t No Damn Justice; IN OR OUT OF\nCOURT! Justice Rolls Off The Tongue, Like Fine Wine, Or Pure\nMoonshine! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI’m\nBeing Followed By A Moonshadow… Moonshadow… Moonshadow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJustice\nIs Blind, Because They Never Do Get The Punchlines! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nMental\nMasturbation Never Did Cut The Mustard And,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMerely\nGreases Palms! SO, DON’T DO THE CRIME, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU CAN’T PAY THE DIME! DON’T DO IT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThrow\nAll The Lawyers Into The Sea If You Really Want!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nOnly After You Copyright And Patent The Machine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAn\nElectromagnetic Mass Launcher, Throws Crap Much Further!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nIs The Most Reliable For The Job!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYou\nCan Publish Such Plans In The Public Domain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nCopyright Them As Complete Fiction!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nAlso Happens To Describe Reality,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAccording\nTo Mathematics And Physics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nIt Would Still Contribute To Global Warming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLikely,\nKilling Every Remaining Shark In The Seven Seas!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nIf We Let The Lawyers Live, They’ll Kill Us With All The Hot Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tHate,\nIs Such A Terrible Thing To Waste, On Mindless Cold-Blooded Animals!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nAre Rapidly Going Extinct, Along With The Rest Of Us! When Justice Is\nLost, There Remains Only Ritual Justice, And There Ain’t No Justice,\nIn Or Out Of Court. Justice Becomes A Blow-Hard, Merely Contributing\nTo Global Warming. And, A Ritual That Nobody I Know Can Afford!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNot\nAt The Prices She Demands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Gambling 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nMafia Has Some Right To Claim, They Own Vegas, If For No Other\nReason, Then Because They’re Italian! YOU, YOU, YOU! Do Not Own The\nFucking Bathroom! Nor Is It A Motel 8 Ball For You To Move Into! If\nYou Are Hellbent On Getting Killed Faster, Keep Using Loaded Dice In\nThe Middle Of Harlem! Its Just Faster, Vegas Has A Psych Ward,\nHarlem, Never Needed One, But The Mafia Wouldn’t Give You Two A Job\nScrubbing Toilets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Childhood’s End 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nLorax Warned Us All, But None Dared Step Forward To Speak For The\nTrees.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nListen For The Sound Of One Hand Clapping, In Yet Another Dimension!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nSame Hollow Ringing Sound, That The Supreme Court Makes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nThey Finally Decide To Pretend To Make A Decision!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt\nIs The Sound And The Fury, Of Money Doing All Of The Driving!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMoney\nDoing All Of The Talking, Worth Anyone Listening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nThe Lights Are Only Left On Because Nobody’s Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nSame Roaring Silence, Of A Train wreak In Motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSignifying\nNothing Except, More Childish Pretensions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nMoney Does All The Talking, None Bothers To Listen!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nArthur\nC. Clark Was A Child Himself With Romantic Notions!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLiving\nIn His Own Private Idaho Fantasy World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAny\nDamn Fool Who Romanticizes Puberty!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMust\nBe Insane Or, Still A Damn Child!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChevy\nChase Kept Falling On His Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nArlo\nGuthrie, Became A Nature Boy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPumping\nIron On The Beach Of Maui!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAllan\nWatts Was Another Academic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nTaboo Against Knowing Who You Are Is Medieval!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInstead,\nTrust In The Timeless Wisdom Of Socrates!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnow\nThyself, There Is No Shame In It!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nWe Must All Inevitably Grow Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStop\nJacking Off, Like The Supreme Court!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStop\nPissing All Over Ourselves Like Congress!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nClass\nDismissed, Now Be Sure To Behave Yourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt\nOnly Hurts Worse When You Can’t Laugh Anymore!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nDon’t Get Carried Away, Or You’ll Merely Go Blind.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Poetry In Motion 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMy\nMama Never Done Told Me The Facts Of Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nI Decided To Take Up Animal Husbandry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nPeople Call Me Poetry In Motion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCause\nI’m In Need Of Some Restraint!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnastasia,\nScreemed And Begged!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\nCourse, I’m Married To My Job!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nAnother Animal Rights Activist!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nTell You One Time, You’re To Blame!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDefending\nThe Ecology For Corporations!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nPlease Allow Me To Introduce Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’m\nA Man Of Wealth And Taste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUse\nAll Your Well Learned Politeness!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr,\nI’ll Lay Your Soul To Waste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPleased\nTo Meet You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHope\nYou Guess My Name!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nWhat’s Puzzling You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nThe Nature Of My Game!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHave\nSome Courtesty, Some Sympathy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’m\nA Man Of Extreme Wealth And Taste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nShouted Out Who Killed The Kennedys!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nAfter All It Was You And Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWoo-Woo,\nWoo-Woo, Woo-Woo!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n Pleased\nTo Meet You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWon’t\nYou Guess My Name!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nAs Every Cop Is A Criminal!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nAll The Damned Sinners Saints!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAs\nHeads Is Tails, Just Call Me Lucifer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStole\nMany A Man’s Lame Soul And Faith!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGet\nDown Yea, Get On Down To The Ground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake\nMy Number, I’m A High Paid Consultant!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nThe Pentagon, Who Know Me Dr Strangelove!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRolling\nStones, Massa Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tReal\nPoetry In Motion, Never Has Sypathy For The Devil, Nor The Slightest\nBit Of Mercy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nLet\nMe Here You Say:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nSay We All!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Bullshit Kung Fu: Mass Media Bullshit 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nLorax Demanded To Know, Who Speaks For The Trees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nTo Have People Assume He Was Their Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLike\nHorton, Come To Save Them From Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nSilence Is Still Deafening The Lorax Complained!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nThe Great Lorax, Was Never Heard From Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPersonal\nGrowth Demands Greater Personal Sacrifice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nSpeaks For The Trees, None Speaks For Ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’ve\nAll Heard This Same, Mass Media Bullshit Before!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRise\nUp! Rainbow Warriors, Rise Up, Speak For The Trees!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRemember\nThe Lorax, Who Was Our One Damn Good Friend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nWho Has Not Been Heard From Ever Since, He Complained!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDr\nSeuss, Massa Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tToo\nMany Today Are Now Dying From A Broken Heart! In A Broken World, That\nNo Longer Has Any Love To Spare! Like The Lorax, They Have Retreated\nFrom The Walking Dead Zombies, Killing Everything In Sight,\nEverything They Touch, Including The Human Heart! Blow Up Your TV,\nThrow Away Your Papers, Move Into The Country, And Learn How To Speak\nFor The Trees, And Fight For Your Life!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nLet\nMe Hear Shout It Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nSAY WE ALL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Copycat Copyrights 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tCopying\nCopyrights, Or Answers Off Someone Else’s Paper, Is Punishable By\nDeath!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMicrosoft\nIs Putting Watermarks On Everything, Including Ourselves. The Number\nOf The Beast Is Now Stamped On Every Electronic Device, And We Are\nNext! Copying Anyone’s Answers Off Their Papers, Has Now Become\nPunishable By Death! While, Black Lives No Longer Matter! They Are\nBut The First To Be Sacrificed, On Wall Street Alters, And In The\nPentagon’s Basement.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAsk\nYourselves, How Much Blood Has Been Sacrificed To Beavis And Butthead\nOnline! Ask Yourself, At What Great Cost Do We Sacrifice Our\nHumanity, On The Alter Of Mammon, In A World Rapidly Spiraling Down\nThe Fucking Toilet! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Mental Slavery 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMental\nSlavery Is Origin Of All Slavery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPromoted\nTo This Very Day By Academia!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nCould Not Teach A Child How To Even Use A Dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nSave A Single Black Life, Much Less Their Very Own!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlacks\nAnd Children Are Canaries In The Coal Mines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nThey Die, It Means The Rest Are Next!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEmancipate\nYourself From Mental Slavery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nBut Ourselves Can Free Our Minds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHave\nNo Fear For Atomic Energy,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nNone Of Them Can Stop The Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nIs No Point In Shouting At The Deaf!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nIs No Point In Watching Idiots Debate!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nArguing\nNonstop Over The Definition Of Stupid!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCovering\nTheir Ears, Screaming I Can’t Hear You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Have, Too Much Time On Your Hands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nYou Must Make The Time, Or Soon Die!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRise\nAbove Yourself And Rise To The Occasion!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nThere Is No Real Time Left For Any To Waste!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLearn\nTo Be Still, Listening To The Sound Of Silence!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nEndlessly Screaming At The Top Of Your Lungs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nALL\nTHE PEOPLE AND ANIMALS ARE NOW DYING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nMENTAL SLAVERY, IS COMPOSED OF RITUALS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nDEAD END OF ALL HONESTY AND COMPASSION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nBEGINNING OF DONALD DUCK’S TOTAL CONFUSION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBob\nMarley, Massa Yoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Desperation 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tDesperate\nPeople Do Desperate Things:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nINCLUDING\nLYING NONSTOP, AS IF THEY WERE DONALD DUCK! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nOr,\nTraders On The NYSE! Avoid Desperation At All Costs, Learn How To\nShare Your Words And Play Nice! OR, I WILL SHOW THE REAL MEANING OF\nDESPERATION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: The Finger 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\t<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\tNever\nConfuse The Finger Pointing At The Moon, With The Moon Itself!\nRemaining Vigilant Whenever Approaching The Dark Side Of The Moon!\nCareful, To Bring K-Y With You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Hate 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tPeople\nHate On Me All The Time, Been There, Done That, Got The Fucking\nT-Shirt, Because I Support Them! Even The Dali Lama Won’t Talk To Me,\nExcept When I’m Asleep! Of Course, I Talk To Myself All The Time In\nMy Sleep, But Never When Awake: Its A Sign Of Insanity! So, Please,\nFeel Perfectly Free, To Hate On Me All You Want, But Remember:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHATE\nIS SUCH A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE, ON ASSHOLES LIKE ME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Zen Bullshit 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nSchizophrenia That Can Be Spoken Of, Is Not The True Schizophrenia,\nJust Ask Any Psychologist! Therefore: MEDITATE UPON THE SUBLIME LIME\nJELL-O! While, I Hit You Over The Head, Gently, With My Yard Stick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Nobody Ever Listens To Me 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tNobody\nEver Listens To Me, Not Least Of All Myself! So, Get Over It Already!\nOR, ELSE! You’ll Never Be Able To Hear Anyone Else!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Time 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWhen\nIt Comes To Time, 90% Of This Game Is Half-Mental! The Philosopher\nZeno, Believed That Time Is Either On Your Side, Or Against You! Are\nYou Moving Through Time? Or, Is Time Moving You? Is Anything Actually\nMoving At All? Einstein’s Relativity Describes "Time Dilation",\nSimilar To How Time Passes Slower, In A Waiting Room, Especially, At\nThat Time Of The Month, When You’re In A Rush Or, About To Die! In\nContrast, Quantum Mechanics Describe Time As Neither Existing, Nor\nNot Existing But, Rather, Begging The Question Of What Is The Sound\nOf One Hand Clapping, And Making No Damn Sense Whatsoever! These Are\nAll Timeless Questions, Which Are Still Being Investigated To This\nDay, But It Was The Ancient Greek Philosopher Heraclitus, Who Summed\nThem Up When He Asked Whether It Is Possible, For Anyone Individual\nTo Step Into The Same Pile Of Crap Twice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nIssue Of Exactly What Is Time, What Is The Time, Do Have Too Little,\nOr Too Much Time, And Is Time Merely The Deepest Pile Of Crap Ever\nConceived, Are Being Hotly Debated In Academia, Who Obviously Have\nToo Much Time On Their Hands. Proving That The Teacher’s Union Is\nEither On Your Side, And You Are Either On Time Or Not, Or I Will\nMake The Time, And Insist You Work Over-Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Buggering 101a For Buggers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nForce Is Strong With This One!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nA True Jedi Must Listen To Their Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nReally Hate When People Cuss Me Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nSomething I Really Prefer To Do Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPreferably,\nWhile Using Quantum Mechanics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFighting\nIn The Never-Ending Clone Wars!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrust\nMe, Incest Is Never Best!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhich\nIs Why We Banned Cloning!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nA Fine Day To Be In The Marines!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Just So Happen To Be A Marine!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho’s\nNot A Clone Of An Inbred Asshole!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nListen To What Ya Mama Says!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSometimes,\nI Really Hate Myself In Earnest!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut\nI Never Bother To Really Listen To Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nMama Give Me Endless Chores To Do!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Are Very Good, And Listen To Ya Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShe\nMight Even Let You Pick Your Own Chores!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nListen To Mother Nature, Heed Her Warnings!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nListen\nTo The Sounds Of Silence Emerge From Within!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR,\nELSE, YOU BECOME YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPAINTING\nA TARGET, FOR THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO\nWILL GLADLY OBLIGE YOUR SUICIDAL TENDENCIES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nYOU BECOME ABSOLUTELY USELESS TO ANYONE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Listening 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tI\nSeldom Listen To Myself, Why Bother? Rather Than Listening To Trivial\nThings, A Great Jedi Feels The Force Flow Through Him, While\nListening To The Sounds Of Silence, And One Hand Clapping! Only Then,\nCan You Listen As Well As You Hear.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Grounded 101a For Inbred Assholes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tYou’re\nGrounded! If You Sneak Out Again, And They Don’t Stomp You Into The\nDirt On The Playground, I Will!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Shut The Fuck Up! 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tStrong\nWinds Do Not Last, Nor Does The Pounding Rain SO, SHUT THE FUCK UP!\nOr, Someone Will Likely Pound Into The Dirt Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Playground Justice 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWe\nAre All Recidivists, Orphans, Lost Boys And Girls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStruggling\nTo Make More Sense Out Of Life On The Playground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nPlayground Justice Is Meted Out By Mama Nature Herself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nThe Only Hanging Judge Who Can Really Lock The Door!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nThrow Away The Key Forever, Is Always Ourselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet,\nThe Greater Truth We All Share Can Never Be Denied!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEmancipate\nYourself From Mental Slavery!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNone\nBut Ourselves Can Free Our Minds!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHave\nNo Fear For Atomic Energy!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nNone Of Them Can Stoppa Da Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWon’t\nYou Help Me Sing…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThese\nSongs Of Freedom…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey’re\nAll I’ve Ever Had…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShout\nIt Out Loud, SO SAY WE ALL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Pretty Words 101a For Dummies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nAre All Immersed In Nature’s Undeniable Beauty, Even When We Live In\nThe City! Yet, The Most Beautiful Of All Things Great And Small, What\nForever Remains The Most Enchanting Music To My Tired Old Ears: IS\nTHE STUPID TRUTH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Nowhere Man 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEVERYWHERE\nYA GO, THERE YOU ARE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nIf Ya Don’t Know Where Yer Going!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nMIGHT ALREADY BE THERE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHATEVER\nTHE HELL YOU DO:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEVER\nALLOW YOURSELF TO BECOME A NOWHERE MAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBefore\nYou Know It, You’ll Be Using A Bowl To Cut Your Hair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBetter\nTo Find At Least Enough Ambition To:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMEDITATE\nUPON THE SUBLIME LIME JELL-O!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nI Hit You Over The Head, Gently, With My Yard Stick!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFART,\nCHANT, AND BE HAPPY, YAPPY, JOY, JOY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\tMEDITATE\nUPON THE SUBLIME LIME JELL-O! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nI HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD, GENTLY, WITH MY YARD STICK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFART,\nCHANT, AND BE TRULY STUPID! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nHARI,\nHARI, HAIRY HARI, RAMA, RAMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSING\nIT OUT LOUD: MY SWEET LORD…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMY,\nMY, OH, MY, MY, MY SWEET LORD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKRISHNA\nFOOD IS LIKE CHINESE FOOD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHALF\nAN HOUR LATER YOU’RE HUNGRY AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBE\nSURE TO SAY GRACE, IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMAKE\nSURE WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF TOILET PAPER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPETA\nIS COMING OVER LATER, TO FEED THE BABY ELEPHANT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Insanity 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI\nADMIT IT, I OVER DID IT! AND JOINED THE MARINES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nARE WHAT YOU IS, AND THAT’S ALL IT TIS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nBE STUPID, AND BE ALL YOU CAN BE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMY\nBROTHER-IN-LAW JOINED THE MARINES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nURUH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nHAVE A SPECIAL FAMILY CERIMONY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nJUST SUCH JOYOUS OCCASIONS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMARINES\nREQUIRE EXTENSIVE HOUSEBREAKING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nCAN ALWAYS TELL EXACTLY HOW LONG, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nA\nMARINE HAS BEEN AT ADRIFT SEA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBY\nHOW PISSED OFF THEY ARE:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAT\nNEVER GETTING LAID!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nITS\nALWAYS FIRST STAR ON THE RIGHT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nSTRAIGHT ON TIL MORNING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Bible Studies 101a For Shitheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nMEDITATE\nUPON THE SUBLIME LIME JELL-O!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nI HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD, HARD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWITH\nMY GRANDMOTHER’S GIDEON’S BIBLE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGRANMA\nBABYSAT FOR LORETTA LYNN HERSELF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHE BLACK FOOTHILLS OF KENTUCKY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSHE\nTAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nABOUT\nHOW TO THUMP A BIBLE HARD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nI ALSO TOOK LESSONS FROM TV!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGRANNY\nON THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGREEN\nACRES WAS ALWAYS TOO EXPENSIVE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nWAY TO LEARN TO LOVE THE HOLY BIBLE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIS\nTO FORCE IT DOWN EVERYONE’S THROAT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nBIBLE CAN BE TOUGH ON ANYONE’S LOVE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN,\nTHERE’S SO LITTLE LOVE TO GO AROUND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nNOBODY KNOWS HOW TO USE A DICTIONARY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHEE\nHAW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET\nME HEAR TO SAY:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUSA\nMASSA YODA, YOUSA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAMAZING\nGRACE HAPPENS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJUST\nLIKE INSTANT COFFEE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN\nYOU USE SUPPOSITORIES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nINSTEAD\nOF KNOCKING ON HEADS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Spirituality 101a For Idiots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tEinstein\nWas A Big Baby! Who Complained About Spooky Monsters In His Closet!\nDon’t Be Spooked By Your Own Fucking Bullshit! Don’t Become A Big\nBaby Like Einstein! Rather, Confront The Monsters In Your Closet!\nBecome Spiritual Instead, About Spooky Monsters! Or, The Skeltons In\nYour Closet May Pile Up, Into A Mountain Of Regrets!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNow,\nWhere That Pinkie Go…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Witches 101a For La La Land!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nFAR\nTOO MANY STILL BELIEVE TO THIS VERY DAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nWITCHES ARE ALL EVIL AND UGLY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY’RE\nJUST WOMEN, LIKE ANY OTHER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGROUND\nCONTROL TO MAJOR TOM…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGROUND\nCONTROL TO MAJOR TOM…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nARE OBVIOUSLY UNDER PRESSURE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCLICK\nYOUR HEALS TOGETHER THREE TIMES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nRETURN IMMEDIATELY TO THE PLANET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOUR\nMOST EXPERIENCED PSYCHOLOGIST!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDAVID\nBOWIE IS ON THE LANDING PAD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEAGERLY\nAWAITING YOUR RETURN TO EARTH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNASA\nMENTAL HEALTH REGULATIONS REQUIRE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nIMMEDIATELY RECEIVE A FULL LOBOTOMY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nSPACE CADET CORE SALUTES YOUR SERVICE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDONALD\nDUCK HIMSELF WILL PRESENT YOU WITH A METAL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Trolls 101a For The More Obnoxious!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThe\nEasiest Way To Get A Troll To Shut The Fuck Up! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nIs\nTo Mention That Almost Every Website!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\nDesigned To Attract Trolls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr\nTo Use Analog Logic, Which Shuts Them All Up! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nRattling\nThem To The Very Cores! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nI\nAm The Wu Li Master Of The Tao Te Ching!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nShockwave Rider!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nRides The Great Rainbow Fractal Dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nMake Conservatives Turn Beet Red Embarrassing Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWanna\nPoliticians And Anarachists Alike!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChase\nTheir Own Tails In The Corner!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPhysicists\nAnd Philosophers Contract Themselves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAt\nThe Drop Of A Hat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCunning\nLinguists Take Up Raising Chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAttempting\nTo Determine Which Way The Wind Blows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nBecause, I Actually Know Perfectly Damn Well!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHow\nTo Share My Words, And Play Nice!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBring\nIt On Suckers!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMama\nDidn’t Raise No Damn Fools!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMy\nBullshit Kung Fu Is Unbeatable!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBruce\nLee School Of No Class, No Style, No Brainer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\nTaste Whatsoever, Bullshit Kung Fu!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nMake You Cry, And Run Home To Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nComplaining\nI Don’t Fight Fair!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Fairies 101a For The Dense!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nFairies\nDo Not Give Anyone Koodies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGET\nOVER IT ALREADY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKarma\nChameleon You Are Not!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNor,\nAre You Boy George!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOr,\nGeorge Micheal For That Matter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet,\nYour Guilty Feet Still Ain’t Got No Rhythm!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nSHUT THE FUCK UP!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Would Only Take The Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nSHUT THE FUCK UP!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIGNORANCE\nCAN BE BLISS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGround\nControl To Major Tom…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGround\nControl To Major Tom…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Munchkins 101a For The Walking Dead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nYOU\nDON’T FUCK WITH JERRY’S KIDS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nDON’T FUCK WITH BIG BIRD EITHER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHE\nHAS TO CRAP IN HIS DIAPER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHAT\nCOMES AROUND GOES AROUND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nAROUND AND AROUND AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAGAIN,\nAND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDON’T\nLET ANYONE EVER TELL YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKARMA\nISN’T A BITCH! SHE’S YA MAMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nYOU WILL LEARN TO LOVE AND RESPECT HER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR,\nELSE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET\nME HEAR YOU SAY: SO SAY WE ALL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUSA,\nMASSA YODA, YOUSA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCAPTAIN\nCOOK WAS NEVER SOMEONE TO ADMIRE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDR\nSTRANGELOVE IS BEST KEPT A STRANGER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nHELL HATH NO FURY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIKE\nMAMA NATURE SCORNED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRISE\nUP WARRIORS OF THE RAINBOW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRISE\nUP! SPEAKING YOUR BEAUTIFUL WORDS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nONLY THE TRUTH CAN SET ANYONE FREE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFREEDOM\nIS THE RIGHT TO BE HAPPY WITH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNOT\nFUCKED WITH ROLLING IN THE GUTTER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nALL\nOUR WORST JOKES TURN INTO NIGHTMARES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nAS YEA SOW, SO SHALL YEA REAP!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nTEN COMMANDMENTS WERE NEVER ENOUGH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nITS IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID EVERY BAD JOKE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHATEVER\nYOU DO, DON’T YOU EVER GO THERE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO\nSAY WE ALL, UNTIL THE NIGHTMARES END!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Story Time 101a For Everyone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\nown children write our poems, and we hand the down from one\ngeneration to the next, and we hand down our family stores as well.\nGreat Grandma was a half-breed. The Cherokee told her she could stay,\nshe could keep her white boy, but the kid had to go. So, they moved\noutside a small town in the wild west. The men came out and informed\nthem, he could stay, he could keep his squaw, but the kid had to go.\nHer father disappeared, and her mother abandoned her on the doorstep\nof a Missionary family of half-breeds, with 12 kids of their own.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tGrandma\nturned out to be all of 90lbs soaking wet, with blue-black hair. She\ndied at maybe the age of 90, with a permanent smile on her face. Both\ndeaf and blind, but she was always a child of God in my eyes. Nobody\nknew exactly how old she was, but she was always a child of God in my\neyes. Someone you pay attention to, and love with all your heart.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tMy\nmiddle name is Bertram, the name of the man who died next to my\ngrandfather in WWI. He died in the trenches, a free Jew! In the arms\nof a German American, his best friend.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tThese\nare the stories every kid I know wants to hear at bedtime. <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nThese\nare the stories that really matter, these are the stories, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nThat\nFox News will never tell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nother bedtime stories would you like me tell you?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRise\nUp! Warriors of the Rainbow, Rise Up!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSpeaking\nyour beautiful words.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThese\nare the days of miracles and wonders!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThese\nare the days that make heroes of the plain spoken!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET\nTHE CELEBRATIONS BEGIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nChildhood’s End Is Upon Us Once Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nChildhood’s End Is Never-Ending!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nNever-Never-Never-Again Wonderland!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nREJOICE!\nALL YOU ADORABLE CLOWNS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nITS\nTHE SAME OLD SHOW ITS ALWAYS BEEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Weeping Willow 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nTap Root Of Weeping Willow,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAlways\nGoes Straight To The Truth.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLike\nThe Center, Of The Cyclone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nTruth Brings Clarity And Peace.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTELL\nME THE TRUTH NOW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR,\nI WILL MAKE YOU WEEP!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDid\nI mention? The Rainbow Dragon Bites!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGood\nGirl, Don’t Play With Your Food Too Much.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nISN’T\nSHE JUST ADORABLE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Mutts 101a For The Inbred!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI’m\nA Red-Blooded American Myself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHeinz\n57 Mutt, With Jeff On The Side!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhat\nThe HELL Is Your Excuse!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFORGET\nTHE T-SHIRT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nGOT THE FUCKING TATOO!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nDifficult To Explain Racism To Asians!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause,\nOf Course, We All Look Alike!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhatever\nYou Do, Never Raise Goats!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nRequire Someone With A Sense Of Humor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nAmazing What You Learn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nWish You Could Forget!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAbout\nAnimal Husbandry!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWC\nFields Believed,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere’s\nSucker Born Every Minute!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Be Somewhere: NOW! For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nYou\nAre Here And Warm… While, I Could Look Away…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nYou’d Be Gone.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCause\nWe Live In A Time…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nMeaning Falls Like Splinters…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFrom\nOur Eyes…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nThat’s Why I’ve Come So Far…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCause\nWe Come So Together Where You Are…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSo,\nPlease Be Somewhere Now…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nAnswer The Damn Phone In Your Hand…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nThe Hell Is This Asshole? Ram Das?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHe\nMust Have Pulled His Name Out Of A Hat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Born Again Identity! 101a For Recidivists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nYou\nMust Think I Was Born Yesterday!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nReborn\nAgain Born Again Identity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSome\nKind of Lame Hollywood Actor!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nFIGHTING IRISHMAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWITH\nA FACE LIKE A POTATO!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMR\nPOTATO-HEAD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAn\nInspiration For The Younger Generation!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nKnow, People Who Don’t Take Geritol!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nMAKE YOU CRY, AND RUN HOME TO MAMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO’S\nA SCHOOL TEACHER DAMMIT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nMIGHT AS WELL RUNAWAY FROM HOME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSparing\nHer From Having To Look At Your Ugly Mug!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNobody,\nBut Nobody, That I Know Of, Gives A Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAbout\nThe More, Truly Brain-Dead, Fighting Irish!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSomebody\nHas Been Drinking Too Much Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody\nElse’s Drink In The Damn Bar!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nMust Think You’re Some Kind Of Action Star!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nYou Ain’t Nothing But A Hound Dog To Me!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nBLUE-TIC HOUND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nKinda Like To Hang Around In The Shade!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHEIR OLD AGE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCause\nThe Future’s So Bright,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey’s\nGotta Wear Shades!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nPrevent Them From Squintin’ So Hard!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHEIR TRULY DECREPIT INFIRMED OLD AGE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYour\nDementia Is Your Most Defining Acting Skill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nCrew Lost On The Set In The Fucking Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nAin’t Enough Pancake Powder In The World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nHIDE THAT PARTICULARLY UGLY IRISH MUG!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’M\nADOPTED IRISH MYSELF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou’re\nA Disgrace To Irish Pride!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLeading\nThe Rear Of Every Parade!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNext\nYou’ll Be Expecting Me To Kiss Bono’s Fat Ass!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nSing Like Suprano! With Mike And The Mechanics!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nDidn’t Actually Expect To Get Away With It!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDID\nYOU! DID YOU! DID YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSome\nOf Us Have Been Around The Block!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMORE\nTHAN JUST A FEW TIMES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPick\nYerself Up Outta The Damn Gutter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nI CAN ROLL YOU RIGHT BACK IN AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nLOOK LIKE A FUCKING SLOB!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nMAKE YOU CRY, AND RUN HOME TO MAMA AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nFIGHT YOU WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY BACK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMY\nARM AIN’T BROKEN, BUT YOURS WILL SOON BE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBECAUSE\nI ALWAYS FIGHT DIRTY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEVER\nBOTHERING TO FIGHT FAIR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDid\nI Tell Ya, I Gotta Chinese Dragon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO\nCAN SWALLOW YOU IN ONE BITE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nSHE BITES YOU, AND YOU SURVIVE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nITS\nA LOVE-BITE AND SHE WANTS MORE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGO\nAHEAD PUNK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMAKE\nMY DAMN DAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’LL\nRUN THE OTHER FUCKING WAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIVING\nTO FIGHT, YET ANOTHER DAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nA TRULY GREAT JEDI!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFEELS\nTHE FORCE FLOW THROUGH HIM!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIKE\nMONTEZUMA’S REVENGE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEXLAX,\nK-Y JELLY, OR TAPE WORM!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGO\nWEST OLD MAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTAY\nTHE HELL OUTTA BOSTON!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJAMES\nTAYLOR MOVE ALL THE WAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nTHE FUCKING WEST COAST!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nSUGGEST YOU DO THE SAME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGET\nOUTTA MY FACE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nNEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU’RE\nAN EMBARRASSMENT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nTHE EVEN WORST IRISH PUB!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGET\nA LIFE! MAYBE AS A LAMP POST!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nONE\nWITH A BURNT OUT, LIGHT BULB!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nANY PASSING DOG CAN SHIT ON YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAFTER\nHUMPING YOU, IN THE PITCH DARK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHOW\nMANY POLOCKS DOES IT TAKE?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nSCREW IN LAMP POST LIGHT BULB?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFEWER\nTHAN YOUR TOTALLY INCOMPETENT LAME ASS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU’RE\nSO BRAIN DEAD, YOU CONAN O’BRIEN NOW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNEXT\nYOU’LL BE TELLING ME YOU’RE THE STAR THE SHOW!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nANOTHER\nSESAME STREET SOCK PUPPET, LOST IN WARDROBE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSHALL\nI CONTINUE? OR, TEACH YOU THE 1,2,3 ABCs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDESPITE\nBEING A BRAIN DAMAGED HIPPY DIPPY MYSELF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nCAN ACTUALLY TIE MY OWN SHOES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nCOUNT MY OWN FUCKING CHANGE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCHUMP!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRULES\nOF THE PLAYGROUND DEMAND I STOMP YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRIGHT\nINTO THE FUCKING DIRT AND UNDERGROUND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWILL STOMP YOU, YOU, YOU, INTO THE DIRT REPEATEDLY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPOUNDING\nYOU LIKE ANOTHER FUCKING DOCK PEER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTRAIGHT\nDOWN INTO THE BOSTON HARBOR MUD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nINTO\nTHE MUD! QUICK! KILL IT BEFORE IN GROWS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKILL,\nKILL, KILL, KILL, KILL! I’M YOUR BOY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN,\nKILL THE ASSHOLE ALL OVER AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBENDOVER!\nWE’RE MAKING DELIVERY IN THE REAR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWILL FUCK UP EVERY HOLE THAT YOU GOT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTIL\nYOU START THINK YOU’RE A PORN STAR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nKILL YOU ALL OVER AGAIN, AND AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO\nYOU REALLY BELIEVE YOU ARE REBORN AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJUST\nLIKE A SLIMY MOLD, OR LETHAL FUNGAL INFECTION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMAMA\nDIDN’T RAISE NO DAMN FOOLS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWORKED HARD TO BECOME THE SHITHEAD I AM!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDON’T\nTEST ME BOY! OR, TRY ANYTHING TRICKY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDON’T\nTRY TO SELL ME ANY CRAP ABOUT WEARING GLASSES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’LL\nGIVE TWO BLACK EYES, THEN MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TELL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDON’T\nTRY TO SELL ANY PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING SMACK TALK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’VE\nALREADY READ BOOK EVER WRITTEN BY DR SEUSS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nSMELL REALLY BAD OF A LIBERAL EDUCATION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nWOULD THINK YOU’RE A DAMN POLITICIAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFLASH\nUPDATE: COMING IN FROM FOX NEWS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDOROTHY\nHOUSE FELL ON A DAMN GOOD WITCH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nWE ARE LEGION! AND, WILL NEVER REST!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIKE\nALL THE COCKROACHES IN YOUR KITCHEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nLET ME PAUSE FOR ONE MORE DEEP BREATH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nWILL HUNT YOU IN THE MORNING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nWILL HUNT YOU IN THE EVENING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nWILL HUNT DOWN, LIKE A DOG!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nWILL MAKE IT A POINT TO BECOME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUR\nOWN WORST WAKING NIGHTMARE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nWILL RUE THE DAY YOU EVER SET EYES ON US!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNOW,\nEXACTLY WHERE, DID YOUR BABA GO?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYA\nBIG BABY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPEEK-A-BOO\nWE ALL SEE YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAS\nTRANSPARENT AS WET TOILET PAPER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJUST\nLIKE THE PERMINANT STAINS ON YOUR UNDERWEAR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDADDY\nWAS A SAILOR, SAILED THE OCEAN BLUE…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDADDY\nWAS AN IRISH SAILOR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTAUGHT\nME HOW CUSS AT YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBEFORE\nI’M TROUGH WITH YOU, YOU, YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU!\nWILL BEG ME FOR FORGIVENESS AND MERCY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOF\nCOURSE, I SHOW NO MERCY ON LOWLIFE LIKE YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCAUSE\nTHE ONLY DAMNED THING YOU EVER DESERVED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIS\nTHE WHOLE WORLD’S ABJECT DISTAIN AND REJECTION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGROW\nA PAIR OF BALLS, OR LET THEM FINALLY FALL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nI DON’T HAVE PRETEND YOU’RE AN ADULT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUR\nSPHINCTER IS WOUND TOO DAMN TIGHT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET\nME HELP YOU, BY GIVING YOU AN ENEMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGO\nAHEAD, MAKE MY DAY TWICE ALL OVER AGAIN!<br\/>\nBEND OVER, AND ASSUME\nTHE POSITION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFUTURAMA\nIS COMING TO GET YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMATT\nGROANING THINKS YOU’RE A CUTE CARTOON NUMBER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nOBVIOUSLY, HE NEEDS MORE PRACTICE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHE\nNEVER MASTERED THE FUCKING COLOR WHEEL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nROUND\nAND ROUND AND ROUND YOU GO!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCAUSE\nYOU NEVER WILL, LEARN TO BE STILL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMUCH\nLESS, HOW COUNT HIGHER THE TEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nKEEP A STIFF UPPER LIP YOU IRISH MIC!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIF\nYOU CAN’T FIND WORK IN HOLLYWOOD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nIS, WHEN I ALL THROUGH WITH YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMcDONALD’S\nSTILL HAS JOB OPENINGS TO FILL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIBERAL\nPOLITICS ON SALE AT THE DOLLAR STORE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHE WEALTHIEST COUNTRY IN THE FUCKING WORLD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET’S\nFIND OUT, WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT, SHALL WE?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLET’S\nFIND OUT, JUST HOW GULLIBLE YOU ARE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBROTHER,\nCAN YOU SPARE A DIME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTIME\nIS MONEY, AND YOUR METER HAS EXPIRED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMY\nADVICE FOR ANY WANNABE HOLLYWOOD ACTORS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIS\nTO GET A REAL JOB, YOU WORTHLESS SLOBS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSTOP\nACTING OUT YOUR OWN WORST NIGHTMARES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHULK\nSMASH, IS NOT SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGO\nBACK TO FUCKING KINDERGARTEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLEARN\nHOW TO MEMORIZE YOUR LINES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYA\nGOTTA HAVE BATS IN THE BELFRY TO WORK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nTHE GOD DAMN CARTOON NETWORK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nTHIS TRAGICALLY LAME SAD CLOWN TOWN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCHOP,\nCHOP, CHOP SUEY! WORK ON THOSE CHOPS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nWOULDN’T WANNA DISAPPOINT ALL YOUR FANS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO\nWILL RUN HOME TO MAMA, COMPLAINING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY\nHAVE TO WAIT FOR THE CIRCUS TO COME TOWN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJUST\nFOR A LITTLE DECENT ENTERTAINMENT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nSUPREME COURT IS STILL OUT TO LUNCH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPLAYING\nTENNIS WITH ALL THE BANKERS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nDON’T NEED A COURT TO PLAY GOLF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nI SWEAR TO YOU ON MY DYING MOTHER’S GRAVE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU\nWILL PAY DEARLY FOR EVERY DAMNED THING YOU DID!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nHAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nBOUGHT A BAG OF CHEAP CANDY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nI HIRED ALL THE BEST LAWYERS IN BOSTON!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMY\nVERY OWN TWO COUSINS! BRICK-N-BRACK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY’RE\nONLY HALF IRISH, THE REST IS POLOCK!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nSAID THEY’D DO ME A FAVOR THIS TIME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nTHEIR SPECIALTY IS TELLING WOP JOKES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUSUALLY\nWORKING FOR PEOPLE LIKE ROCKY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO\nMIGHT BE MORE INTERESTED IN THE JOB!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nMAFIA IN VEGAS REALLY, REALLY, HATE THEM!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY\nMAKE YOU CRY, LIKE A DOG IN A KENNEL!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nRUN ALL THE WAY HOME LIKE LASSIE TO YOUR MAMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHELL\nHATH NO FURY LIKE MAMA NATURE SCORNED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHOWLIN’\nLIKE HOWLIN’ WOLF AT THE FUCKING MOON!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUT,\nMY COUSINS ARE LAWYERS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nGOING STRAIGHT TO HELL ANYWAY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nME,\nI’M GONNA WASH YOU RIGHT OUTTA MY HAIR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWASH\nMY FUCKING HANDS OF THE WHOLE SORDID AFFAIR!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSERIOUSLY\nBABY, YA GOTTA GET YER ACTING TOGETHER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUR\nHOTNESS IS THE SAME TEMPERATURE AS AN ICEBERG!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMELTING\nFASTER THAN GREENLAND AND ANTARCTICA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUR\nCHEETOS ARE STALE AND YOU STINK TO HIGH HEAVEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nI HAVEN’T GOT TIME FOR MORE OF THE SAME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCERTAINLY\nNOT ENOUGH TO WASTE IT ON YOUR ASS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nGET YER ACT TOGETHER, OR TURN YOUR UNION CARD!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nMAFIA RESERVED A GRAVE NEXT TO JIMI HOFFA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHERE\nTHE WILD THINGS ARE THE BEST TOYS ARE IN ATTICA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY’D\nLOVE TEACH HOW TO BENDOVER, ALL OVER AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nMAKE YOU GET DOWN OF YOUR FUCKING KNEES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nRECEIVE CONFIRMATION, AND A BENEDICTION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY\nKNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO CONVERT CATHOLICS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMAKE\nBAD ACTORS BEG THEIR AUDIENCE FOR FORGIVENESS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nONCE\nSEEN, SOME THINGS, REMAIN BURNED INTO YOUR BRAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU’D\nHAVE TO FILL LOC NESS WITH IRISH WHISKEY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nDRINK ALL THE SCOTCH IN SCOTLAND!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nORDER TO FORGET IT EVER HAPPENED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEN\nTHROW ALL THE LAWYERS INTO THE DEEP BLUE SEA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUY\nA DAMN SALT MINE, TO PICKLE YOUR BRAIN IN BRINE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOU’RE\nA CULTURE OF UNENTITLEMENT, UNTO YOURSELF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nREQUIRING\nMORE INSURANCE THAT A ROCKETSHIP TO MARS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCOLLECTING\nAS MUCH DUST IN YOUR SENILE OLD AGE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAN\nA DAMN SHOP VAC CAN ACTUALLY HANDLE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nDUST DEVIL HIMSELF, WOULD GIVE UP IN DISGUST!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTREKIES\nCOLLECT Q-TIPS AND TWINKIES JUST CROSSING THE STREET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBECOMING\nTHE SINGLE LARGEST SHIT MAGNET ON THE PLANET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMANAGING\nTO ATTRACT THE INFAMOUS, PEE WEE HERMAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHO\nWILL LOVE YOU LONG TIME, ALL OVER AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGO\nTO THE DOCTOR, YOU’RE SICK! HE’S GOTTA RECTAL THERMOMETER!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTREATING\nTHE SEVERE PAIN IN THE ASS YOU’VE BECOME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE,\nYO MAMA WORKS FOR VICTORIA SECRET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIN\nORDER TO HIDE THE FACT YOUR EVEN RELATED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nSHE ACTUALLY GAVE BIRTH TO A LOSER LIKE YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBUYING\nFUNERAL PLOTS IS THE ONLY REMAINING SOLUTION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTO\nTHE FACT YOUR MOVIES KILL YOUR OWN AUDIENCE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nPILOT LIGHT SIMPLY WENT OUT A LONG TIME AGO!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHILE\nNOBODY EVER BOTHERED TO LIGHT IT AGAIN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHEY’D\nRATHER ALL DIE FROM CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYOUR\nVOTE NO LONGER MATTERS, TALK ABOUT ALL YOU WANT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEITHER\nYOU VOTE REPUBLICAN, OR BUY A CONGRESSMAN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nSUPREME COURT JUST COSTS WAY TOO DAMN MUCH!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPOLITICS\nARE IMPOSSIBLE WHEN DAMN FOOLS EVER LISTEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHERE\nCANNOT BE NO TWO DAMN WAYS ABOUT IT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMONEY\nIS DOING ALL THE TALKING WORTH LISTENING TO!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBAD\nACTORS THINK MONEY IS THE SOLUTION TO PROBLEMS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWHEN\nNONE OF THE FOOLS EVEN COMPREHENDS REALITY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nI FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, STINGING LIKE A HORNET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nREPEATEDLY\nHITTING EM ALL RIGHT IN THE DAMN FACE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAS\nIF, I WERE BOTH KATO AND THE GREEN HORNET!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nITS\nA NO BRAINER WHEN IDIOTS DON’T A CLUE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHAT\nNONE OF CAN EVEN USE A STUPID DICTIONARY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nMAKE YOU CRY, AND RUN BACK HOME TO MAMA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTHE\nPUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHER YOU’RE SO PROUD OF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nASKING\nHER WHY NOBODY CAN USE A STUPID DICTIONARY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Babylon 101a For Babbling Idiots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nUse\nA Fucking Dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDon’t\nBabble Like A Complete Idiot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWork\nOn Learning To Share Your Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nPlay Nice, On Any Damn Playground!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOR,\nELSE! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nYOU\nMUST LEAVE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nDon’t Tolerate Playing With Words Like A Fucking Lawyer!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBabylon\nHas Rejected Us, And We Reject The Tower Of Babble!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEmbracing\nThe Dirt Common Dictionary, As A Holy Scripture!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nCannot Attack, What You Cannot Seem To Comprehend!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nStupid Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShare\nYour Words, Or I Make You Cry And Run Home To Mama!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThis\nIs The Only Warning You Will Ever Get From Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBabylon\nHas Soundly Rejected Us!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nThe Tower Of Babel Must Inevitably Fall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nOur Job Is To Regain Our Own Humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nDoing The Will Of Mama Nature And God!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nShout\nOut As Loud As You Possibly Can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLoud\nEnough For All Of Babylon To Hear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSave\nThe Children, The Tower Is Collapsing!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO\nSAY WE ALL! YOUSA MASSA YODA, YOUSA!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Cussing 101a For Shitheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tWe\nCan All Be Shitheads! So, Cuss More Often! You Are What You Is, And\nDats All It Tis!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBe\nAll You Can Be, Share Your Words And Play Nice, Or Become An Even\nBigger Shithead! So, Fart, Chant, And Be Happy Slappy! While, Cussing\nLike A Sailor! At Any Idiot Who Farts In A Crowded Room! Shitheads\nScrape The Bottom Of The Barrel Of Monkeys! Looking For People\nDesperate Enough To Use A Dictionary! Whatever You Do, Don’t Watch\nBeavis And Butthead! They’re Little Boys, Who Pretend To Be A Sick\nCartoon! Sick Little Boys Try To Imitate Them All The Time! While, If\nAny Shithead Ever Decides To Leave Us, And Rejoin Babylon, We Make\nSure They’re Prepared, And Know How To Cuss!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Welcome Home! 101a For Shitheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tAny\nDamn Shithead Is Welcome To Join Us, We Shout Out, "Welcome\nHome" To All Our Visitors, and "We Love You" Whenever\nWe Feel So Inclined! But, You Either Share Your Words And Play Nice,\nOr We Escort You To The Road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nSAY\nIT LOUD, SAY IT CLEAR, WE CAN LISTEN AS WELL AS WE HEAR! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nWE\nLOVE YOU! WELCOME HOME!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Who The Fuck Are You! 101a For Shitheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEither\nPeople Share Their Words, And Play Nice, <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nOr\nWe Must All Ask Ourselves: <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nWHO\nTHE FUCK ARE YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tIf\nAnyone Is Interested, Our Gift Shop Has A Wide Selection Of\nInspirational Music!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nFREE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\tMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Constipation 101a For Shitheads!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThe\nCrap That Can Be Spoken Of, Is Not The More Enduring Crap!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Are Constipated, The Crap Starts To Come Out Of Your Mouth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEven\nThe Whites Of Your Eyes Will Sometimes Turn Dark Brown!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSO,\nFART AND BE HAPPY! HAPPY, HAPPY, JOY, JOY!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nDealing With Your Own Personal Hard Crap First!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRather\nThan, Making A Pain In The Ass Out Of Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nPain In The Ass, For Everyone! Including Yourself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI’d\nLike To Remind Everyone, Suppositories Are Always On Sale In The Gift\nShop!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFOR\nFREE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\nSuppositories Are Dirt Cheap Homemade Ones But, Surprisingly\nEffective!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nYou Command People To: BENDOVER, AND ASSUME THE POSITION!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Toys In The Attic 101a For Any Shithead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nEveryone\nKeeps Their Favorites, Either In The Attic, Or Between Their Legs!\nPreventing Blindness, Requires We Play With The Toys In Attic More\nOften. They’re Safe There, From The Rest Of Us, But The Supreme Court\nDoes Not Recognize Copyrights And Patents, For Anyone’s Toys In The\nAttic! Feel Free To Play Your Toys In The Attic At Any Time, But\nDon’t Start Bouncing Off All The Walls In A Crowded Room. OR, ELSE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Meditation 101a For Big Babies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\tFor\nOver Half A Century, All The Evidence Has Indicated That, For Most\nPeople, Meditation Has All The Benefits Of Taking A Nap! Meditation\nCan Be A Wonderful Spiritual Path To Enlightenment But, If You Prefer\nNot To Meditate, We May Strong Suggest, You Eat Your Yogert And\nAnimal Crackers, And Take A Nap, To Avoid Getting Cranky. OR, ELSE!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Friendship 101a For Bird Brains!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Want Someone To Just Talk To You, Buy A Parrot Instead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Want Someone To Encourage You To Talk, Visit Twitter!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nHave A Wide Variety Of Bots To Choose From.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBut,\nIf You Want A Friend, The Proof Is Always In The Pudding!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHow\nCan You Eat Your Pudding If You Don’t Eat Your Meat!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEither\nThey Comprehend The Words Coming Out Of Your Mouth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nShow You Respect, Or They Are Either A Parrot, Or A Bot!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDON’T\nBE A BIRD BRAIN, OR A COMPLETE TWIT!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nUnless,\nYou Happen To Already Be A Bird Brain, Or A Twit!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThis\nPrinciple Is Psychological And Sociological As Well.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause\nPsychologists And Social Workers, In Particular,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCan\nBe Relentless, Believing They Have The Right To Fuck With You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nNecessary, I Recommend Being Blunt, And Telling Anyone:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nDON’T TALK TO ASSHOLES!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFIND\nANOTHER ASSHOLE LIKE YOURSELF!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAND,\nBE SURE TO TAKE K-Y WITH YOU!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nThese\nDays, The Only Charm Still Open, Is "Trump University!"<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nConservatives\nOnly Wish They It Were Possible To Attend! <\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font>\n<\/p>\n\nRonald\nReagan Charm School, For The Mentally Disabled!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLIARS\nARE A DIME A DOZEN!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSince\nThey Obey The Networking Systems Logic!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf\nA Simple Flock Of Chickens!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nIntend To Automate, Conservative Charm School!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nSimple Fact Is, The Republican Party Is No Longer Charming.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYet,\nDonald Duck, Believes He Is The Most Charming Of Them All.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nOrder To Elevate Their Lowbrow Slapstick Several Fucking Notches!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRequires\nAutomating Much Better Conservative Charm Schools!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nWatching The Feathers Fly! To See Which Way The Wind Blows!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPersonally,\nI’d Rather Be Lied To Nonstop, By More Charming Liars!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Barbie’s Playhouse 101a For Infants!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\nAn\nOriginal Barbie Doll Would Have To Be Seven Foot Tall!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFor\nHer Organs To Actually Work, So She Can Take A Shit.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAfter\nMany Decades Of Complaining, Barbie Is Constipated!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMothers\nEverywhere Convinced Matel To Correct The Problem.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMatel\nAlso Makes The M16 Rifle, But Not A Scale Model One For Barbie!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBarbie\nIs Every Little Girls Ideal Of Immortal Perfection!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\nThe Ability To Shit And Shoot Her Gun!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBarbie\nIs Helpless, And Requires Our Support!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPersonally,\nI Loved My GI Joe, While Barbie Is Nobody!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nAnother Constipated Bitch Who Can’t Defend Herself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nBullshit\nKung Fu: Sodom & Gomorrah 101a For The Walking Dead!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nWhen\nThere Was No More Justice, Anywhere To Be Found!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIn\nOr Out Of Any Of Their Courts!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nNone Could Use A Dictionary!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGod\nDestroyed Sodom And Gomorrah!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTheir\nTowers Of Babble Tumbling Down!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSpeaks For The Trees, The Lorax Cried!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nYet Speaks For The Tired, The Hungry, And Poor?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSpeaks For Our Children And Mother Earth?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSpeaks For The Fish Who Speaks For The Bees?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSpeaks For The Legions Who Have Already Died!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWho\nSpeaks For Those Who’re Never Allowed To Speak!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGo\nNot Quietly Into That Darkest Of Conceivable Nights!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nGet\nDown On Your Knees And Reclaim Your Own Humanity!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOnly\nTo Rise Back Up Again Leaping Ever Higher For The Stars!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nCan Be No Rude Awakening For The Walking Dead Zombies!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nCan Be No Redemption For Any Who Refuse To Hear The Truth!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere\nCan Be No Mercy For Those Who Censor The Cries Of Children!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFight\nFor All That You Are Worth For Your Own Children’s Survival!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFight\nFor All You Are Worth To Preserve Your Own Immortal Souls!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFighting\nIs Now The Only Way Left To Achieve Any Lasting Peace!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nScreaming\nAt The Top Of Your Lungs The Roaring Silence Is Deafening!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDeath\nIs Seldom A Choice, But All May Yet Choose To Live Yet Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMassa\nYoda<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nTake\nFive Brubeck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake\nOne, Take Two, Take Five Brubeck!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTake\nAll The Fucking Time In The World!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJust\nPut a Damned Limit on it Somewhere!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFlip\nA God Damned Coin, If You Have Too!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPreferably\nSometime in the immediate future!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\ncould even try to get it Right the first Time!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNot\nAll of us have too much Time on their hands!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nthings in moderation Including Moderation itself!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEliminates\nany need for eliminating, unlimited do-overs!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Dave’s\nnot here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nOutside\nOf The Box<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHot\nOff The Presses, Straight To The Airwaves!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nRight\nAfter We Checked With Their Internet Bots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nInquiring\nGreat Behinds, Have The Right To Know!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(But,\njust between you and me!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnonymous\nSources, Continue To Reveal Their Identities!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nA\nPicture is Worth Much More Than a Thousand Words!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFake\nNews is Just More Cheap Thrills in Entertainment!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nChanging\nAll The Locks, To Keep Up With The Jones!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStorming\nThe Palace Theater With Knives And Pitchforks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nThe Wild Things Will Dance in Circle Jerks!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nShortest Distance, Between Any Of The Dots!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFunky\nMonkeys, Still Tweedly Deedly Bop Bop!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutside\nof The Box, Where There Is No Spoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJumping\nthrough Numerous Flaming Hoops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKermit\nand Ms Piggy are Brother and Sister!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYoda,\nIs The Illegitimate Love-Child!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOf,\nMr Spock, And An Andorean Sex Slave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJim\nHenson, Is Rolling Over In His Grave!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPBS\nIs Planning a Documentary Special!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStar\nTrek is Working On a New Series!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStar\nWars Writers, Plan Six Episodes!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe\nMeet At Last! Our Circle Jerk Is Complete!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOutside\nof the box where there is no spoon!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nJumping\nthrough numerous flaming hoops!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nsmell of Burnt Fur can be overwhelming!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill,\nThere’s No Place Quite Like Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile,\nIf You Lived Here, You’d Already Be Home!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSomewhere\nOutside Of The Box, and Way Over The Line!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Those\nWho Shall Forever Remain Anonymous)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrekking\nDeep Into Dark Uncharted Territory!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBeyond,\nThe Outer Limits!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nUp\nAhead, At The Signpost!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nTwisted Fork In the Road!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNext\nstop its the Twilight Zone!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBliss\nBunnies Exchange Batteries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEvil\nKnievel Flies Through the Air!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEnergizer\nBunnies all look the same!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nNo\ngreater power in the verse exists!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThere’s\na sucker born every minute!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBecause,\nIf You Aren’t A Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nYou Were Never Breastfed!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWE\nONLY WANTED TO BE LOVED!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nKnows No Real Boundaries!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nIs Open-Minded and Flexible!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove\nCatches Anybody, By Surprise!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nLove….\nMakes The World Go Round!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nanybody who tells you otherwise,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIs\njust another sucker who’s a sore loser!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEvery\ntime…… that I look in the mirror…..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nthese lines…on my face getting clearer.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\npast is gone……………………<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIt\nwent by like dusk to dawn. Isn’t that the way?<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEverybody’s\ngot their dues in life to pay…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah!\nI Know…… Nobody Knows…..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhere\nit comes and where it goes.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nKnow, It’s Everybody’s Sin:<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nGot To Lose,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTo\nKNOW……<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHow\nTo Win!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAll\nThe Things…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCome\nBack To You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nWith Me…… Sing For The Year!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nFor the Laughter and Sing For the Tear!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSing\nWith Me…….. It’s Just For Today!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMaybe\nTomorrow!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nGood Lord Take You Away!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker, Dream On, Dream On!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nUntil Your Dreams Come True!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker, Dream On, Dream On!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\n‘Til Your Dreams Come True!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn, Dream On,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn, Dream On,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn, Dream On,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn Sucker!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDream\nOn!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAaaaaah!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(WC\nFields, Public Enemy, AeroSmith)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nDon’t\nGo There<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWant To Run,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWant To Hide!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwant to Tear Down the walls…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nhold me inside.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwant to reach out…..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nTouch The Flame,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss……)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nwant to feel sunlight on my face,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nSee The Cloud Disappear,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWithout\na trace……….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nWant To Take Shelter From The Poison Rain!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well……….I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well…….I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well….I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nAlways Building………….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThen\nBurning….Down Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBurning……..Down\nLove!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nwhen I go there….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\ngo there with you………<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nall I can do…………………<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nCity’s Aflood……………..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\nLove Turns To Rust,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nBeing Beaten And Blown,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBy\nThe Wind….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nTrampled\nin dust….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI’ll\nshow you a place,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nHigh\non a desert plain,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nKnowing\nDamned Well I’ll Get Burned!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nStill Building, Then!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBurning\nDown…….Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBurning\nDown….Love!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd\nwhen I go there,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\ngo there with you.<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nall….I can do….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Don’t…Go…There…)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOur\nLove Turns To Rust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Don’t…Go…There…)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nbeaten and blown by the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlown\nBy The Wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOh\nand I see love………….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSee\nour love turn to rust!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Don’t……….Go…..There!)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWe’re\nbeaten and blown by the wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nBlown\nBy The Wind!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nOh\nand I see love……..<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\ngo there with you…<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIts\nall I can do…….<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nDon’t\nGo There!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(U2\nare here)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nHell\nis Hell!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThey\nSay Those Who’ve Been To Hell, Don’t Talk About It,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhile\nThose Who’ve Been There Will Tell You Flat Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nIf\nYou Don’t Die Within 30 Seconds, You Pass Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nFear\nIs The Mind-Killer, The Little Death!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThat\nEats Us All From The Inside-Out!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhen\nAll Our Real Threats, Are Without!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nCast\nYour Shadow, Upon the Calm Fog!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nSearch\nFor The Light Within You!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n(Frank\nHerbert)<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\n<br\/>\n\n<\/p>\n\nI\nFight Reality!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nFight Reality, Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah\nI Fight Authority, Reality Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nBeen Shoveling Crap Uphill,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nEver\nSince, I Was A Young Kid,<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nI Come Out Grinning!!!!!!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah,\nI Fight Reality… Authorities Always Win!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nFight The Authorities, And Reality Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nI\nHave Come to The Mountain, to Shovel Crap Uphill Again!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYeah\nI’m Still Fighting Authority And Authority Always Wins!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYou\nGotta Know When To Hold Em, Know When To Fold Em!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nAnd,\nKnow When Ya Gotta Either Fucking Duck Or Run!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYEAH\nI FIGHT AUTHORITY, AUTHORITY ALWAYS WINS!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nMowing\nDown All the Damned Weeds, Just As Fast As I Can!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nThe\nbullshit is endless and ya stick with whatever ya good at!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nYa\nStick With Whatever Bullshit, Ya Happen To Be Good At!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nStill\nSome Of Us Never, Quite, Outgrow Fighting Authority!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nPausing\nSometimes to Shovel More of the Same Crap Uphill!<\/b><\/i><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\nWhenever\nidiots think they’re some kinda damned 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